July 12, 2018

Racist ONT
— Open Blogger

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That's right, y'all, walking is racist, and since I walked over to the computer to write it, I guess that makes the ONT racist too. I Wonder if They Cover “Racist”?


The Curious Origins of 16 Common Phrases


Not for the Faint of Heart


IF THIS WASP STINGS YOU, 'JUST LIE DOWN AND START SCREAMING'

JUSTIN SCHMIDT IS an entomologist, and has accordingly been stung by a lot of bugs. So he invented something called the Schmidt sting pain index (named after some guy called Schmidt, apparently), which ranks the pain of insect stings from one to four. Down at one is something like the fire ant, which is so named for a reason, while up at four is the bullet ant, which is so called for a very, very good reason.

Joining the bullet ant at four is a critter that lives right here in the southwestern US: the tarantula hawk. It’s actually a kind of solitary wasp with a sting whose resulting pain only lasts three minutes, but it’s so fiercely electric that it could only be described as totally unacceptable. "There are some vivid descriptions of people getting stung by these things,” says invertebrate biologist Ben Hutchins of Texas Parks and Wildlife, “and their recommendation—and this was actually in a peer-reviewed journal—was to just lie down and start screaming, because few if any people could maintain verbal and physical coordination after getting stung by one of these things. You're likely to just run off and hurt yourself. So just lie down and start yelling."

Read the entire horrifying thing. Next time a woman tells you she doesn't need a man, show her a tarantula hawk.

Related: The Thailand Cave Rescue Shows Why Men Are Necessary


Related to the related: Here is an excellent interactive timeline recounting the rescue. And let's not forget the toxic masculinity of Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam, retired Thai SEAL who gave his life to rescue those kids. His praises are being sung in Valhalla as we speak. “Greater love has no man than this”.

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(To understand this cartoon, you need to know that the soccer team rescued were called the 'Wild Boars')

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Please join me in a moment of silence for this brave man.
















































Rest in Peace, Warrior. Amen.


Speaking of “Warriors”

Less than a third of German military assets are operational says report

>Number of weapon systems ready for action:

Typhoon jets: 39 of 128

Tornado jets: 26 of 93

CH-53 transport helicopters: 16 of 72

NH-90 transport helicopters: 13 of 58

Tigre attack helicopters: 12 of 62

A400M transport aircraft: 3 of 15

Leopard 2 tanks: 105 of 224

Frigates: 5 of 13

Submarines: 0 out of 6


That's the entire Bundeswehr. Nobody else in (western) Europe is doing much better. Compare that to the TOE for a single US Mechanized Infantry Division. Throw in a little air cover from the zoomies, and the US Division would mop the floor with the entire Bundeswehr. And the US Army has 20 divisions, give or take, about half of them active. No wonder NATO is squealing like a stuck pig at Trump's demands that they pull their weight. I get that we're going to be the 800lb elephant in the war room, but I don't think it's asking too much for NATO to be a pack of wolves at our side, do you?


Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

New Jersey Man Finds Wife, Mechanic Lover, Dead in Garage From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning


Well, on the bright side, he must have been a good mechanic, he obviously got the car running. And it really is nice to see a woman who knows how to handle a stick. I wonder though, did the CO get them both simultaneously? Because if not....ew.

The article doesn't say what kind of car it was, but I think the husband who found them drove a Plymouth. It says that he left the garage in a Fury.

Which makes for a nice segue to.....

4-CHAN THEATRE!


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So much to unpack there. I'll just throw it to the Horde. Thoughts?


More Proof That Progs are Really Just Children

Starbucks to Eliminate Plastic Straws Globally by 2020

Read the article and you'll see that to combat the nonexistent environmental threat from, um, straws, Starbucks will be introducing the....sippy cup. For adults. I'm NOT kidding about that. Next time you order a coffee from Starbucks, it might be served in your very own sippy cup. Stay tuned to see if they introduce bibs to cut down of laundry pollution.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by job opportunities:

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1 st?

Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (8kkL4)

2 That poor girl is better off without the guy. My 2 cents.

Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (8kkL4)

3 rd?

Posted by: Octopussy at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (FfE7d)

4 Have you ever just see and SJW tweet and know their [sic] illiterate [?]

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (LsBY9)

5 I don't know how to explain this but I'm dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: nayeli at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (Tyii7)

6 So its not just the Marines who are looking for a few good men?

Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (8kkL4)

7 You ever read a tweet and just know the person tweeting doesn't understand the difference between "their" and "they're"?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (h2Bdk)

8 Note to nayeli: They're. T H E Y ' R E

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (z79tQ)

9 Dump the chick

Posted by: CN at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (5gaNQ)

10 He's a jerk.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (vWMNq)

11 Apparently, "they're" is racist.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (guOXV)

12 4chan boy is right

Posted by: Official Obama Portrait Artist at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (VJOLZ)

13 Das Boot ist not operational!

Posted by: Die Deutsche Marine at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (RNzkW)

14 Acckkshually Caring about spelling and proper word usage is racist, y'know

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (z79tQ)

15 12: Agreed

Posted by: CN at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (5gaNQ)

16 Willowed, but this is important: Gilgamesh was recently found & statements state he is in wonderful preservation. Military pounced & surrounded the area in Iraq around or leading up to 2008. How convenient? Mosul, Iraq= Ninevah= Tower of Babel=Nimrod. Wake up Sheeple!!

Posted by: Mental at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (UdKB7)

17 I call bullshit on the entire story. Life is never that linear nor that temporal.

Posted by: Octopussy at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (FfE7d)

18 I'm still looking for Sara Carter in a red top.  This is all I got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNA8pHV7r5I

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (vWMNq)

19 Guy is a total jerk, at least support her right now, lots of time later to explain your feelings and move on down the road.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (nWc4E)

20 Throw in a little air cover from the zoomies, and the US Division would mop the floor with the entire Bundeswehr. Well, let's go in there (or their, if you're nayli) and take their (or they're, if you're nayli) buxom Oktoberfest waitresses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (LsBY9)

21 Top something......evening y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (mMeIQ)

22 That story about that control phreak guy just serves to remind me why my 29 y/o daughter is engaged to a 29 y/o man, not a boy. What a total and complete flaming asshole that guy is.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (oivx6)

23 "New Jersey Man Finds Wife, Mechanic Lover, Dead in Garage From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning" It's epidemic now.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (y87Qq)

24 So much to unpack there. I'll just throw it to the Horde. Thoughts? Don't try to make me feel guilty for something you did. Don't try to make it my fault.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (roQNm)

25 I don't know how to explain this but...um...er...never mind.

Posted by: nayeli at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (Tyii7)

26 I actually see the boyfriend's point. It's too bad the girl got assaulted but why stay with someone with such poor judgement?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (hMwEB)

27 I would have dumped her too. It's sad that something bad happened to her, but that doesn't mean their relationship isn't dead.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (h2Bdk)

28 I'm not racist. I just only walk on sidewalks made of black people.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

29 Dude is better off without her ... my two cents. I get tired - after saying "That is a fuck up" - of hearing "Please come fix my fuck up".

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (yRm7B)

30 Note to nayeli: They're. T H E Y ' R E Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2018 10:02 PM (z79tQ) Grammer is a tool of White Supremacy!

Posted by: Nayeli at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (RNzkW)

31 hi i'm nayli youre stupid spelling and grammer are racist tools of the patriarchy i know i have a womyn studies degree from harvard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (LsBY9)

32 That story about that control phreak guy just serves to remind me why my 29 y/o daughter is engaged to a 29 y/o man, not a boy. What a total and complete flaming asshole that guy is. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 10:05 PM (oivx6) --------- Uuggg..... *21 y/o daughter*

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (oivx6)

33 The guy who's girlfriend went to the club - sure he's intellectually right. There's no bigger ass in the world than a man who knows he's right and is determined to grind everyone else's face in it. Sure, you were right, fine. No one cares, let it go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (V2Yro)

34 She saw some Anglo Saxon girl walking to her car after work, not giving a fuck, and she thought, 'damn, I like her walk'. It happens. But the cognitive dissonance made her have an outright psychotic outburst. Fucking losers. They never change.

Posted by: Stephanie at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (eLvFT)

35 That cartoon is really sweet. RIP Saman Kunam. You sir are a true hero.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (PvFoN)

36 ' Dude is better off without her ... my two cents' I stayed out all night doing all kinds of fucked up shit even after you told me no to. Will you come pick me up?

Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (UdKB7)

37 Konichiwa bitches!

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (sXefu)

38 That guy was totally right to dump his girlfriend.

Posted by: Butch at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (hXu8T)

39 He's a manipulative jerk, she's a dummy with poor judgement. They should both lay off dating anyone until they grow up a little.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (Nu6Gg)

40 I don't know how to explain this but those tide pods I had for dinner have me all backed up and stuff.

Posted by: nayeli at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (Tyii7)

41 Grammer is a tool of White Supremacy! Posted by: Nayeli at July 12, 2018 10:07 PM

So is spelling.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (L9nK5)

42 The girl showed extreme!y bad judgment, and left the sleazy club with a sleazy guy. End it. I don't have a problem with dumping someone who lies and then expects you to help cleanup the consequences

Posted by: CN at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (5gaNQ)

43 1. If anything you do can be described as racist then "racist" has no meaning. 2. NATO will never take up its burdens so long as the US is there to pick up the slack. 3. 4Chan boy is a dick. Show a little compassion. 4. My bags are packed and ready to take up the slack in the Japanese pron industry. Is there free sushi?

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (1FhAQ)

44 We're wolf? They're, wolf.

Posted by: ro-man at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (RuIsu)

45 Damn. I could have written that story, almost word for word...except, I didn't dump my ex when it happened. I probably should have, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (OfVWt)

46 I stayed out all night doing all kinds of fucked up shit even after you told me no to. Will you come pick me up? Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2018 10:09 PM (UdKB7) Hmmm ... No.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (tHX5V)

47 Just realized that that 4-Chan screen shot contained a pic that probably was of the girl who was raped. I've edited the picture out.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (bQXMb)

48 I think the equivalent story for a girl would be - boyfriend wants to go gamble at a sleazy joint, she says no. He goes anyway, loses all his money to cardsharks and gets beat up when he complains. She dumps him.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (hMwEB)

49 So if I'm reading correctly, a sting from the tarantula hawk will turn you into a liberal, millenial snowflake?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (PeR6h)

50 "few if any people could maintain verbal and physical coordination after getting stung by one of these things. You're likely to just run off and hurt yourself. So just lie down and start yelling." Trump a honey badger? No. Tarantula wasp. It's the only thing that explains the last year and a half.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (5jVnA)

51 Grammer is a tool of White Supremacy! Posted by: Nayeli at July 12, 2018 10:07 PM (RNzkW) Tah'tahdk Wanal''f id uk wmampp. Better?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (z79tQ)

52 I think he would have more respect for himself in the long run if he saw her through her recovery and then walked away. Kinda John Wayne style.

Posted by: dron at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (sY9is)

53 I don't walk on anything but asphalt.. You know. Blacktop..

Posted by: Catman at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Jo0Kj)

54 NATO will never take up its burdens so long as the US is there to pick up the slack. The state of the German military is proof of that. The Europeans are acting like the kid who came back from college and won't put serious effort into finding a job until you kick him out of the house.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (h2Bdk)

55 Grammer is a tool of White Supremacy!

Posted by: Nayeli at July 12, 2018 10:07 PM (RNzkW)

The walk gave me away, didn't it?

Posted by: Kelsey G. at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (3MozY)

56 Just realized that that 4-Chan screen shot contained a pic that probably was of the girl who was raped. I've edited the picture out. Posted by: Weirddave at July 12, 2018 10:12 PM (bQXMb) Quality editing!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (RNzkW)

57 fwiw I bet the story is fake

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (hMwEB)

58 48 And she's be right to do so

Posted by: CN at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (5gaNQ)

59 55 Grammer is a tool of White Supremacy!


Kelsey?

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (vWMNq)

60 Sees world thru racist spectacles girl is racisty.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (OkKDg)

61 52 I think he would have more respect for himself in the long run if he saw her through her recovery and then walked away. Kinda John Wayne style." Gotta give you a prize, you're the first one to suggest a truly moral course of action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (V2Yro)

62 Saman Till we meet on Fiddlers Green and raise a glass.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (0tfLf)

63 The girl was defensible but pushing it until she left the club alone with a guy that wasn't her boyfriend. Once she did that, it's over. That's the kind of bad judgement that leads to voting for Hillary.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (3MaRd)

64 Wasn't Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam declared a national hero by the ruler of Thailand?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (IqV8l)

65 48 I think the equivalent story for a girl would be - boyfriend wants to go gamble at a sleazy joint, she says no. He goes anyway, loses all his money to cardsharks and gets beat up when he complains. She dumps him. Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:12 PM (hMwEB) Closer would probably be he leaves with a girl and her pimp beats him up before they get to the hotel.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (lKs2v)

66 That's a hard one.  I mean there are things you have to do, make sure she isn't bleeding, got the SAFE kit done when she reported, is cooperating with the cops, make sure she knows to talk to the victims assistance people with the DA.

But there are such things as boundaries, should the kid be tied inextricably to his ex because she went and did something and got hurt?
Who gets to set those boundaries?  Does he have a say in it or does he get to be pressured to conform to what the girl wants?

I mean, he could just be an asshat, but really, asshats get to make personal choices too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (2K6fY)

67 4. My bags are packed and ready to take up the slack in the Japanese pron industry. Is there free sushi? Japanese porn, even the most vanilla, is disturbing. The women always whine, and never look like they're enjoying themselves. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but *shudder*...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (fVubI)

68 Sorry about the girl getting beaten and raped.
But, her disobedience cost her his love.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (3HNOQ)

69 I think he would have more respect for himself in the long run if he saw her through her recovery and then walked away. Kinda John Wayne style. Posted by: dron at July 12, 2018 10:13 PM (sY9is) ----------- This is what I was getting at upthread, but you said it way, way better than I did.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (oivx6)

70 >>Wasn't Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam declared a national hero by the ruler of Thailand? I think so. I also think he said that the Thai National Ladyboy Choir would be singing at his funeral.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (OfVWt)

71 I don't know how to explain this but I just started farting soap bubbles. Their gross.

Posted by: nayeli at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (Tyii7)

72 64 Wasn't Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam declared a national hero by the ruler of Thailand? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 10:16 PM (IqV8l) He was indeed. Got the full honors military funeral.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (h2Bdk)

73 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jwTD89Ry28

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (vWMNq)

74 Oh. She said she could tell someone's RACIST by how they walk. Not . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (BfOXk)

75 Damn! You lok at how much ass the Wehrmacht kicked in WW2, and how far they have fallen.

Posted by: Doug at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (W716j)

76 Going after straws is the same exact shit as going after light bulbs. It's about changing the "paradigms" under which we live.

By being inconvenienced daily, you are making a contribution to almighty leftism.

Also happens to be one of the middle steps of cult indoctrination/mind control, where a member is forced to do something that sacrifices his sense of self or performs a ritual for a reward (in this case, being a good person who saves the entire Earth because he didn't use a fucking straw).

Posted by: Mega at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (rv0Fo)

77 oh gawd, just saw an article out by Max Boot on why Soccer really is better than any American sports. Every time I think he can't sink any lower, he surprises me and does exactly that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (V2Yro)

78 As if #NeverTrump Max Boot couldn't get more annoying: I hardly questioned American exceptionalism. Soccer changed that. https://wapo.st/2urlNWF By learning to appreciate soccer, I have also learned to appreciate the limits of American exceptionalism. Yes, we are a great nation, but that doesn't mean that it's our way or the highway. In fact, we become even greater if we learn to treasure the customs and attitudes of other lands. I suppose, in the end, my change of heart about sports is related to my change of heart about politics.I n both fields I eschew the Trump Doctrine: "We're America, bitch." No, we're part of the world. The perfect response to Max Boot: Soccer: The Perfect Socialist Sport https://bit.ly/2JjFUv8 At its heart, soccer is the perfect socialist sport. That's why it will never catch on among Americans the way football or basketball has -- regardless of how hard ESPN or ESPN Deportes tries to force feed it to us. Soccer is a redistributive dreamer's delight, with most of the potential risk-reward strategy of the sport removed by rule. It is a self-esteem cornucopia, where a blistering rout of, say, 2-0 seems so close in the score book. No one's feelings get hurt at 2-0. And on and on the socialist feel goes.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (YRXy3)

79 57 fwiw I bet the story is fake Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:14 PM (hMwEB) Probably. But in this thought experiment, she has to live with the consequences of her bad decisions. Not his problem. Take the emotional issue of the rape out of it, and consider that this kind of person will continue to stupid shit and expect the boyfriend to clean up after her.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

80 Was her name Katie Couric?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at July 12, 2018 05:19 PM (1L9V9)

81 Dude was right to break up with his girlfriend. She left with 2 guys from the club to go to a "party". Man is right, she had plans to cheat on him anyways. Who knows if she was even raped of no rape kit and no charges filed. Too many regret rape claims. Dude, dodged a bullet.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 05:19 PM (of+54)

82 nayeli is a trap.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (of+54)

83 >> Take the emotional issue of the rape out of it, and consider that this kind of person will continue to stupid shit and expect the boyfriend to clean up after her. That's really hard to do in practice.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (OfVWt)

84 74 Oh. She said she could tell someone's RACIST by how they walk. Not . . ." I won't say there isn't something there, but it's not OUR fault that we don't walk like Banty roosters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (V2Yro)

85 He's not being an asshat. It sounds harsh, but she had already dumped him. What happened to her is sad (assuming any of this story is real) but it's a matter for her family, doctors, and law enforcement. The guy she left in order to go out clubbing has no part in it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (urxbp)

86 "It is one thing to control your perceptions. It is another thing to learn to control your desires." -- Jessica Atreides. (If you learn to control your desires,) "you will find reality to be quite a bit different than you thought." -- Jessica Atreides in conversation with Prince Farad'n Corrino

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (roQNm)

87 52 I think he would have more respect for himself in the long run if he saw her through her recovery and then walked away. Kinda John Wayne style. Posted by: dron at July 12, 2018 10:13 PM (sY9is) Do it for himself, maybe, but that would not be helping the girl in the long run. People who are always shielded from natural consrs never grow up.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (hMwEB)

88 Sees world thru racist spectacles girl is racisty. Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at July 12, 2018 10:15 PM (OkKDg) I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I read up to the part where you wrote "spectacles girl" and then I think I got lost in a very pleasant reverie. *gaze drifts to the distance* *slow, faint smile*

Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (y87Qq)

89 The story is written as if it was this single event that caused him to dump her... These decisions dont always take place in a vacuum. Likely there was more to the story that is not told.

Posted by: DXO at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (nzKWW)

90 'In fact, we become even greater if we learn to treasure the customs and attitudes of other lands. ' THIS!!!

Posted by: The Aztecs at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (UdKB7)

91 4chan guy is dialed in. Sorry people. If she doesn't want to be my slave, it's over.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (7BywG)

92 Regarding 4chan guy, I think he should have waited 2-4 weeks, then dumped her. Also, she left with 2 guys, without her girlfriend, which is suspicious. Dumping her immediately is pretty cold, but, as I said on the adulterer Stzrok thread, people who cheat on their significant others are liars and can't be trusted. So, take her to the police and the hospital, then dump her a few weeks later.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (+lVUW)

93 Just as they say everyone is entitled to meet one asshole a day, if you meet two or more, you are the asshole; I say if you can tell a racist just by looking at them, you are the racist.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (1g7ch)

94 52 I think he would have more respect for himself in the long run if he saw her through her recovery and then walked away. Kinda John Wayne style. Thanks dron, that's what I was trying to say, not as clearly as you. The girl was way out of line, you reap what you sow etc., yet if you had any kind of relationship at all support her in her time of need while letting her know that you are still moving on.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (nWc4E)

95 69 I think he would have more respect for himself in the long run if he saw her through her recovery and then walked away. Kinda John Wayne style. Posted by: dron at July 12, 2018 10:13 PM (sY9is) ----------- This is what I was getting at upthread, but you said it way, way better than I did. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 10:17 PM (oivx6) If it were ScoggSon ... I would think he was a Dumb Ass. White Knighting for some chic that stupid is equally stupid. But ... feel free. I'd never tell you what to do. If My Wife or Daughter did that shit ? My love is not Unconditional. We get to a point where I'm not obligated to go off the chain.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (tHX5V)

96 69: Nah, end it. He's not her therapist. Why should he waste months cleaning up a problem he tried to prevent. The relationship was over anyway

Posted by: CN at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (5gaNQ)

97 >>"spectacles girl" Of the Big Titted, Barista Variety?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (OfVWt)

98 83 >> Take the emotional issue of the rape out of it, and consider that this kind of person will continue to stupid shit and expect the boyfriend to clean up after her. That's really hard to do in practice. Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:20 PM (OfVWt) Taking the emotion out of it or cleaning up after your girlfriend's stupid shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

99 Ya know, no matter how pissed off I was at someone, no matter what the reason, even infidelity, if a boyfriend called me bcz he had been beaten up and brutally raped, i would hope I would have enough compassion to put my feelings of anger aside and help him. The guy didn't need to get back with her, or stay her boyfriend, or not be mad at her. It would have been nice if he could have put his hurt feelings aside for a few hours and helped her as a human being. He will get over her. She will never get over what happened to her. This will haunt her the rest of her life. She paid a high price for her mistake.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (hQDvN)

100 75 Damn! You lok at how much ass the Wehrmacht kicked in WW2, and how far they have fallen. Posted by: Doug at July 12, 2018 10:18 PM (W716j) To be fair, after the war Germany's neighbors were plenty happy to have Uncle Sam occupy the country and keep things from boiling over again. Plus, the Soviet Union had a lot more people and a lot more power than the Russian Federation. It's been over 70 years, though. Time for the Euros to pull their own weight. If US tax money is going to support social programs they should be social programs in the US.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (h2Bdk)

101 THIS!!!

Posted by: The Aztecs at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (UdKB7)



Yes, all cultures should be appreciated.


Posted by: Golden Horde at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (sXefu)

102 How do we know that she was actuallu raped, versus making up a story to try and keep him from breaking up with her?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (ifyvM)

103 Of the Big Titted, Barista Variety? Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:22 PM (OfVWt) That's just how I like my coffee!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (y87Qq)

104 O.K., if she was smoking hot then maybe

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (7BywG)

105 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a racist man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (IqV8l)

106 So is anyone going to do one of those Downfall parodies: "Hitler Finds Out Less than a Third of the German Military is Operational"

Posted by: Minuteman at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (K7hjJ)

107 What I find interesting is that the answers say more about the observers than the situation. 

Blame him, blame her.

What about the guy who raped her, isn't this actually his fault?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (2K6fY)

108 Pretty sure the break-up occurred by operation of law the instant the woman decided to step into the club against her boyfriend's objection. So technically and legally and shit, he didn't really break up with her AFTER she was raped. She was raped while she was single and he no longer had anything to do with her. Him telling her was just codifying the previous behavior. Sort of like how the Declaration of Independence put into writing what everyone in North America and Britain already knew had happened in the summer of 1775 at Lexington/Concord/Bunker Hill. So anyone saying shit against this guy no longer being with the unfortunate ex-girlfriend is really just badmouthing The United States of America! https://tinyurl.com/Point-of-Parliarmentary-Proced

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (BfOXk)

109 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (tHX5V) My thoughts, exactly.

Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (8kkL4)

110 102 How do we know that she was actuallu raped, versus making up a story to try and keep him from breaking up with her? Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (ifyvM) For all we know she had a consensual tag team with the guys from the club then made up a rape story to cover it up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

111 Sure, he should help her the way he would help any female friend. But what he shouldn't do is pretend they still have a relationship.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (h2Bdk)

112 77 and 78 LOL

Posted by: Mega at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (rv0Fo)

113 Auto mechanic sex couple are Phil from "Groundhog Day". Every night they have to relive the same shady affair and death on the ONT.

Posted by: bananadream at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (YR7aL)

114 Before the ex-wife, I'd have seen her point, after the ex wife, nope. Good for him.

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (WEBkv)

115 that 4chan piece makes me thing of Huma and Wiener.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (KxbBq)

116 102 How do we know that she was actuallu raped, versus making up a story to try and keep him from breaking up with her?" of course we don't actually know anything about what really happened, or didn't, with either of them. For us, it's just a debating hypothetical.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (V2Yro)

117 103 Of the Big Titted, Barista Variety? Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:22 PM (OfVWt) That's just how I like my coffee! Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq) Your coffee has tits?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

118 It's been over 70 years, though. Time for the Euros to pull their own weight. If US tax money is going to support social programs they should be social programs in the US. Posted by: Ace's liver Send over Max Boot as European protector.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

119 if you say "I am" instead of "I be" you might be racist (or ashamed of who you is)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (KxbBq)

120 THIS!!! Posted by: The Aztecs at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (UdKB7) Yes, all cultures should be appreciated. Posted by: Goldenrod Horde If you don't want to go cannibal, don't go cannibal but don't try to make my culinary choices for me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)

121 Thoughts? It's good odds she cheated on him and made the story up about being beaten and raped, unless she filed a police report. Never canoodle with crazy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (5jVnA)

122 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a racist man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (IqV8l) THEY COME RUNNIN' JUST AS FAST AS THEY CAN 'CAUSE EVERY GIRL CRAZY 'BOUT A RACIST MAN

Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (y87Qq)

123 There's a HUGE difference between being a Control Freak and knowing which places are not Single Girl Friendly. I told my Ex all about the place she insisted on meeting her co-workers at. It had a certain reputation. And it was widely known and well deserved.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (OfVWt)

124 Chet and Mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdThfseSkQ

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:25 PM (vWMNq)

125 I have been trying to help Mrs. Franpsycho understand that everything that happened over the past 10 years or so, even until oday, every world event, every local event, everything just and unjust, anything that is a success or a failure is due entirely to her outrageous raysissty raysissm. Sometimes I just cannot stand how much of a rayciss she is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (EZebt)

126 120 THIS!!! Posted by: The Aztecs at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (UdKB7) Yes, all cultures should be appreciated. Posted by: Goldenrod Horde If you don't want to go cannibal, don't go cannibal but don't try to make my culinary choices for me! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru) Oh come on, have a heart.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

127 >>Your coffee has tits? And an Astigmatism!

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (OfVWt)

128 Platypus, I guess in this scenario the bf had snuck off to a gay Foam Party and got roofied and cornholed.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (6FqZa)

129 Great ONT, WeirdDave = Thank you! "left in a Fury" Bwahahaha!! Feel especially bad for Hubby: do you know hard it is to find a good mechanic?

Posted by: ibguy at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (vUcdz)

130 What about the guy who raped her, isn't this actually his fault? Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (2K6fY) .... Depends. Was it "woke up the next day and regretted cheating on boyfriend" rape or "held down and forcibly raped" rape?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (PeR6h)

131 So anyone saying shit against this guy no longer being with the unfortunate ex-girlfriend is really just badmouthing The United States of America! " LOL! I wanted to work in something about the Nazi's attacking Pearl Harbor but you did too good a job, nailed it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (V2Yro)

132 Have I mentioned that Sen. Kameltoe thinks I'm a racist too? How do I know? She told me to my face up close and personal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (EZebt)

133 She may not have even been raped and her entire story was bullshit. No telling what parts of her story or the entire thing was a shit test. She should have pressed charges of she was raped and allow the law to handle it.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (of+54)

134 Every night they have to relive the same shady affair and death on the ONT.

Posted by: bananadream at July 12, 2018 10:24 PM (YR7aL)



But I get some BEFORE I die? Each night? Forever?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (sXefu)

135 She left with a guy and his friend... Well! He's right to follow through on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (4ErVI)

136 4chan guy shows just how to put your dik in crazy

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (7BywG)

137 Good evening everyone, Assuming it's a true story, she should have listened and not gone, she did, he has no responsibility to pick up the pieces but can out of the general goodness of being humane, but she shouldn't expect any relationship to factor into it, she didn't factor in relationship when she went.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (IDhUW)

138 That's the entire Bundeswehr. That's it? I'm seeing a Greater Peruvia in our future...

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (RNno0)

139 127 >>Your coffee has tits? And an Astigmatism! Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:26 PM (OfVWt) Well ain't that just grande.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

140 Your coffee has tits? Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs) https://stoatnet.org/coffee.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (y87Qq)

141 See, I had this same problem where I had to deal (tangentially, thank God, this sort of thing destroys you from inside if you have to live with it) with a situation where a fairly young woman who "identified" as a young man was raped.

The amount of time dealing with THE F*CKING PRONOUNS made me go half-mental.

The absolute stupidity of sniping about pronouns when there is this middle-school girl who had her life chewed apart by an abuser who was known to her. 

What misery in her life, and all the sensitive people were wrangling over pronouns

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (2K6fY)

142 133 She may not have even been raped and her entire story was bullshit. No telling what parts of her story or the entire thing was a shit test. She should have pressed charges of she was raped and allow the law to handle it. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 10:27 PM (of+54) And if it was a shit test, it's a nuclear grade crazy one and justifies the break up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (4ErVI)

143 128 Platypus, I guess in this scenario the bf had snuck off to a gay Foam Party and got roofied and cornholed. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa) Leave the average weekend of Marco Rubio out of this!

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (of+54)

144 So anyone saying shit against this guy no longer being with the unfortunate ex-girlfriend is really just badmouthing The United States of America! https://tinyurl.com/Point-of-Parliarmentary-Proced Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (BfOXk) *golf clap*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (5jVnA)

145 >>Taking the emotion out of it This. A man is not designed to ignore a woman in distress / pain / need of aid.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (OfVWt)

146 You know how can tell if a person is Racist? If you judge somebody or anybody by the color of their skin instead of the content of their character. Nayeli is racist.

Posted by: Martin Luther King, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (K7hjJ)

147 That is, dealing with trying to fix blame instead of dealing with the problem, which is probably insoluble and may never fully resolve. 

Sorry.  It's hot out.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (2K6fY)

148 145 >>Taking the emotion out of it This. A man is not designed to ignore a woman in distress / pain / need of aid. Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:28 PM (OfVWt) They know it. And they exploit the hell out of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

149 So, the Washington state job that I got a call about? They called back today. I tpld them that I'd already accepted another position. Not an hour later I got a call from the state of Michigan about a position that I applied for. Unfortunately the interviews are at the end of the month, and I want ro have this job stuff figured out before then, and the money isn't any better than Ohio.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (ifyvM)

150 The best part of the Starbuck's straws bit? The new lids use more plastic than the old lid + straw combo.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (4gcK+)

151 If My Wife or Daughter did that shit ? My love is not Unconditional. We get to a point where I'm not obligated to go off the chain. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (tHX5V) ----------------- I hear what you're saying. In my case I seem to be letting the fact that I have a daughter (who fortunately would never make a stupid decision like that) color my judgement in this matter, whether it was fact or fiction. I'll just say that I think the guy could've handled it better and leave it at that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (oivx6)

152 Also, in the first story, did she need to see some skin color before determining that it was a racist walk? How ridiculous!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (IDhUW)

153 Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam May his memory be a blessing. What a nice memoriam wd, thank you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (EZebt)

154 kindltot, that is insane and infuriating prayers for the kid

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (hMwEB)

155 > He's not being an asshat. It sounds harsh, but she had already dumped him. If it's gotten to this point, it's highly unlikely that this is the first time she's gone out skanking around and lied about it. We have only her word (i.e., the word of a liar) that she was even raped. It's just as likely that she let club boy raw dog her and now she's worried about VD or pregnancy, so she's making up the "rape" story. I don't see any mention of any police report in that story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (GXOTw)

156 126 120 THIS!!! Posted by: The Aztecs at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (UdKB7) Yes, all cultures should be appreciated. Posted by: Goldenrod Horde If you don't want to go cannibal, don't go cannibal but don't try to make my culinary choices for me! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru) Oh come on, have a heart. Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs) Can I have onions too?

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (1FhAQ)

157 102 How do we know that she was actuallu raped, versus making up a story to try and keep him from breaking up with her? Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (ifyvM) This was my thinking also, sounds like the chick from the Rolling Stone fake rape allegations just so she could impress some guy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (dKiJG)

158 >>They know it. And they exploit the hell out of it. Yes. They do. Just like tits.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (OfVWt)

159 While we're wondering about the fact pattern of a story, imagine how different the story of the man finding his wife and the mechanic in the garage would be if we found out that they were both alive when he found them, but not by the time he left.....

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (V2Yro)

160 Oh, by the bye, based on Nayeli's picture she'd be white in the 'hood.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (1FhAQ)

161 At some point, people are just going to have to accept that the left's Diversity Coalition hates whites and wants us dead, and stop being shocked by this shit all the time.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (fdjeU)

162 Don't know who sings it, but there is a country song out now called Take A Drunk Girl Home and it's about the difference between a boy and a man who escorts a drunk girl home puts her on the couch and walks away with his number by the phone. I kind of like it, it reminds me of when guys were gentleman before the feminists hammered it out of them!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (nWc4E)

163 All, I'd like to ask y'all to please pray for Miley, our Duchess. She's going through a lot. Both her brother and mother are in the hospital, and this all hit at once. Thanks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (8O3HH)

164 2 That poor girl is better off without the guy. My 2 cents. Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 10:00 PM (8kkL4) --- My 2 cents. He's better off without her. She lied to him, and she suffered the consequences of her actions. But of course, he's the monster. Responsibility is a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (n2LT3)

165 I can't handle this. It's too much. I'm out.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (hQDvN)

166 Prayers for Miley and her family

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (hMwEB)

167 As for the Japanese pr0n industry, there are a lot of weebs out there who love Asian chicks and consume lots of their pr0nz. For their overseas market they should recruit for overseas men, and run 'help wanted desu' ads in 4chan

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (6FqZa)

168 common phrases often used in manufacturing We've always done it this way. The old one didn't do it that way. The new one does it differently. I did what I was told to do. Nobody told me. I don't see the problem. It will never work. It has never worked correctly. We need to hire a consultant.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (roQNm)

169 Responsibility is a bitch sometimes. Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at July 12, 2018 10:32 PM (n2LT3) Responsibility? What are you, some kind of misogynist?!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

170 The Curious Origins of 16 Common Phrases Mind your p's and q's. Mind your pints and quarts, the bartender might say.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (yuO+z)

171 HE LEFT HIS NUMBER???!!?? RAPE!!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Ben Wa at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (7BywG)

172 I think the 4chan guy is a dick. Rape is pretty damned traumatic and she needs support to go through the repercussions. That said, he sounds like a control freak and she went to spite him. They both have a point but compassion is a much better response than being an ass. I have known a number of women, friends, a couple of lovers, who had been raped or assaulted. The worst were ones done by parents. Moms as well as dads. Stomach turning shit. I sympathize with her and she may learn but may not. I'd have to be deeply committed to someone to survive this if there wasn't a channge in her behavior.

Posted by: Winston at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (wgCUV)

173 This. A man is not designed to ignore a woman in distress / pain / need of aid. --- As I think about this, I think I would have to say Western Men are not designed that way, several other cultures, men really don't care, which makes it so incredibly stupid for women to want to tear down Western norms.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (IDhUW)

174 163 All, I'd like to ask y'all to please pray for Miley, our Duchess. She's going through a lot. Both her brother and mother are in the hospital, and this all hit at once. Thanks. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH) Done. That really sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

175 70 men and 10,000 women is the death of the porn industry? So tentacles are fine, but lesbianism is too weird?

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (P1f+c)

176 >>HE LEFT HIS NUMBER? 867 - 5309

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (OfVWt)

177 Depends.

Was it "woke up the next day and regretted cheating on boyfriend" rape or "held down and forcibly raped" rape?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:27 PM (PeR6h)


Well, let's just play with the script as written for the values, "Beaten and raped"


Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (2K6fY)

178 Have I mentioned that Sen. Kameltoe thinks I'm a racist too? She doesn't look very black to me. More like a suntan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (IqV8l)

179 We have only her word (i.e., the word of a liar) that she was even raped. It's just as likely that she let club boy raw dog her and now she's worried about VD or pregnancy, so she's making up the "rape" story. I don't see any mention of any police report in that story. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 12, 2018 10:30 PM (GXOTw) We have to treat this one as hypothetical - we don't even know if it happened at all and don't know the details in any case. IMO if she called the police, had a rape kit done, assisted with the investigation... that's a whole different scenario than her calling at 4:00 saying she'd been raped and could he give her a ride? The second one stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (h2Bdk)

180 Wargame in Brussels bunker. NATO Division commander: So to activate any Bundeswehr brigade unit I need to roll 20 twice? Hmmm. What about that Polish reserve brigade? Autoactivates any roll? Okay.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (e1mEI)

181 Email update:  We're finally off the ATT blacklist.  Or at least mail is taking a lot longer to bounce.

I guess that means moronhorde.com is fully operational.

Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com.  It ain't much to look at it, but it gets the job done.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (IcT7t)

182 My 2 cents. He's better off without her. She lied to him, and she suffered the consequences of her actions. But of course, he's the monster. Responsibility is a bitch sometimes. Posted by: SMH ---- I agree

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (kufk0)

183 Crowder was saying that Germany has made special flight suits that will expand when the Female pilot gets pregnant.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (dKiJG)

184 >>HE LEFT HIS NUMBER? 867 - 5309 Rikki, don't lose it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (IqV8l)

185 Mark and Emmylou


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyI9flHHT2Q

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (vWMNq)

186 common phrases often used in manufacturing ... or software engineering. And yes, I'm That Autistic Nerd who follows the stupid Statement Of Work even if it makes no sense. And then the clients complain it doesn't do what they *meant*. READ THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED, YOU FOOLS. Sorry. Had to vent.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (6FqZa)

187 Prayers ascending for Miley and her family. The 4cah guy wants to know if Miley put them in the hospital by her actions, so he can walk away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

188 132 Have I mentioned that Sen. Kameltoe thinks I'm a racist too? How do I know? She told me to my face up close and personal. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 10:27 PM (EZebt) Did she ask for your vote too?

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (1FhAQ)

189 Sanfranpsycho.......we get into SFO at 11:05am tomorrow. Do we have time for lunch at fisherman's wharf before we head to Santa Rosa?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (mMeIQ)

190 It probably wasn't rape-rape

Posted by: whoopie g. at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (nWc4E)

191 Well I don't know if you can tell if someone is racist by how they walk but you can sure as hell tell who is a malignant tool by there tweets. Transcends race too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (20X6f)

192 "All, I'd like to ask y'all to please pray for Miley, our Duchess. She's going through a lot. Both her brother and mother are in the hospital, and this all hit at once. Thanks." -Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH) Dear Lord, might we find the time to dedicate to others. Make me an instrument of Thy peace. -Thank You for posting that, publius.

Posted by: Ohm's Law at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (Ckg4U)

193 Damn! You lok at how much ass the Wehrmacht kicked in WW2, and how far they have fallen. Posted by: Doug at July 12, 2018 10:18 PM (W716j) When you consider the sheer weight of ALL of the militaries that the Germans beat/fought/finally lost to in WW2, the amazing thing is that the war lasted as long as it did.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (BfOXk)

194 >>But I get some BEFORE I die? Each night? Forever?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 12, 2018 10:27 PM (sXefu)


Yes. Let me check the rules... (thumbing through groundhog day rule book) ... It says here: "with the woman you are lawfully married to, over and over again, for eternity."

Posted by: bananadream at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (YR7aL)

195 Shortage of me in porn? I wouldn't notice. Won't miss 'em a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (8O3HH)

196 That poor girl is better off without the guy. My 2 cents. Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 10:00 PM (8kkL4) And it sounds like he is better off without her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (bNb8V)

197 did she need to see some skin color before determining that it was a racist walk? Posted by: AmericanKestrel Of course not. If a black man was walking all racisty, it's due to white cultural imperialism, so it's still the white man's fault.

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (P1f+c)

198 I gotta defend that guy. He is overwhelmed and betrayed. He just wants to escape an impossible situation. Plus he is a kid.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (QCc6B)

199 And yes, I'm That Autistic Nerd who follows the stupid Statement Of Work even if it makes no sense. And then the clients complain it doesn't do what they *meant*. READ THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED, YOU FOOLS. Sorry. Had to vent. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa) It never ceases to amaze me that people who really REALLY should know better don't actually read the damn contract.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (NWiLs)

200 She doesn't look very black to me. More like a suntan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 10:35 PM (IqV8l)



Definitely darker than a latte. Definitely

Posted by: Wick Rilson at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (sXefu)

201 Not a true story. Sounds like one of those moral dilemma board game situations. Besides, everyone knows thanks to woke movies that the wimmins can totally kick dude ass.

Posted by: Rudolph at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (auLS/)

202 Prayers up, Publius, for all concerned.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (TdMsT)

203 Email update: We're finally off the ATT blacklist. Or at least mail is taking a lot longer to bounce. I guess that means moronhorde.com is fully operational. Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com. It ain't much to look at it, but it gets the job done. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned ____________ AoS's is an email provider?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (yuO+z)

204 800lb elephant? Is that like a baby elephant?

Posted by: TheMascotArmy at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (IAGvD)

205 Damnable sock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (Ckg4U)

206 Votermom, you are a sweet sweet person.   I know this from what and how you write. 

But I am hot and tired, so I'm off to throw dirt clods at a board fence until it's dark.


Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (2K6fY)

207 Prayers for Miley.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (RNzkW)

208 162 Don't know who sings it, but there is a country song out now called Take A Drunk Girl Home and it's about the difference between a boy and a man who escorts a drunk girl home puts her on the couch and walks away with his number by the phone. I kind of like it, it reminds me of when guys were gentleman before the feminists hammered it out of them!! Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 12, 2018 10:31 PM (nWc4E) Then you get accused of Rape anyway.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

209 in the scenario, the girl has absolutely zero pride if it's the boyfriend she calls at 4am

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (hMwEB)

210 Back in the bad ol days before the Wall came down, we had the 12th Panzers on our right flank to fend off the godless commie hordes. Then we (7th US Corps, of which I played a small role) went to desert storm. We won. Came back. I remember briefing most of the 12th per Div officers about the war. I told them as we deployed to fight I remembered looking to the right and not seeing them. I felt very alone. They were missed. Many came up to me afterwards with tears in their eyes.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (0tfLf)

211 Obviously the guy is a man of his principles. He said he would break up with her and he did. On that I can agree with him. However, he chose to show no compassion for another human being specifically one that he was obviously friends with and had romantic feelings for previously. He's being a douche in that regard. On that I don't agree.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (8uo4a)

212 Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam Hand Salute. Two. Sailor, rest your oars. The path is to the clearing in front of Fiddler's Green. Seriously, a big BZ to the entire team. And it was a team effort, fro many, many people. Mission success is a wonderful thing when lives are on the line. And based on my caving days -- I'll admit I did not think they could get them out. Glad to be wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (hyuyC)

213 167 As for the Japanese pr0n industry, there are a lot of weebs out there who love Asian chicks and consume lots of their pr0nz. For their overseas market they should recruit for overseas men, and run 'help wanted desu' ads in 4chan Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 10:32 PM (6FqZa) Have you ever watched Japanese porn? Somehow they manage to make the sex seem unpleasant.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (h2Bdk)

214 I am female and say she was an idiot. Who leaves with 2 men she doesn't know??  If I were the boyfriend I would have said " Who can I call for you because we were done when you looked to cheat" Then I would have called her mother or father and had them follow up.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (XN/io)

215 Not, of course for anything you wrote, quite the opposite.

anyways, "narf"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (2K6fY)

216 Well, let's just play with the script as written for the values, "Beaten and raped" Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2018 10:34 PM (2K6fY) .... Then, yes, the unidentified rapists are the assholes and the source of the trauma. I can understand where some of the "but she's hurting right now" sympathy is coming from, but I've dated a girl that threatened suicide if I broke up with her. What was my prerogative?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (PeR6h)

217 119 if you say "I am" instead of "I be" you might be racist (or ashamed of who you is) ---- I try to use correct grammar, but after watching "in the heart of the Sea" the only appropriate response was "whalers be crazy!"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (IDhUW)

218 But of course, he's the monster. Responsibility is a bitch sometimes. Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at July 12, 2018 10:32 PM (n2LT3) Yup.

Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (8kkL4)

219 204 800lb elephant? Is that like a baby elephant? Posted by: TheMascotArmy at July 12, 2018 10:38 PM (IAGvD) I wasn't going to say anything, but....

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (+lOpA)

220 All I can say about the 4chan thing is, it's pretty sad that we're in a position where we're regularly questioning (with very good reason, mind you) claims of rape. Feminists and sexual liberationists have A LOT to answer for.

Posted by: T at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (Vgw1E)

221 In fairness to Grammar Girl up top, I have seen white people walk, and know they're racist. It invariably involved a goose step. I hate Illinois nazis.

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (yXVhz)

222 Hey everybody. Haven't had Wing Stop in a while, so I ordered a 10-pack of their boneless wings... 5 Atomic, 5 Korean BBQ. Was surpassingly good. Plus I had the thought while eating it, Atomic? Korean? Should be called the Kim Jong-Un special.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (eMKNe)

223 Publius.....how is Miley doing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (mMeIQ)

224 So to activate any Bundeswehr brigade unit I need to roll 20 twice? Hmmm. What about that Polish reserve brigade? Autoactivates any roll? Okay.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2018 10:35 PM (e1mEI)



Dang, at least with SPI it was a six sided die.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (sXefu)

225 In regards to 4Chan theater: Dude is a weatherman. He told her don' t go out in the rain AT THE PENALTY OF A BREAKUP. She went out. She didn't get wet, she got soaked. She would pull him into ruin if he put up with her. To stay with her would be sad. For him. She's got a lifetime of drama ahead of her. He doesn't need that. He already proved he doesn't want that. Don't tell her what to do, but don't expect him to be a fool when she's busy doing what she's told what to do.

Posted by: Martin Luther King, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (K7hjJ)

226 So we could just take over Germany with the assets we already have in place there?

Then what are we waiting for?  We could have the place straightened out in a month.

Posted by: DoJ Investigators at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

227 Done, publius. For everyone. And thanks for the heads-up. If she wants the text or chat/vent, she has the contact info.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (4gcK+)

228 212 Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam Hand Salute. Two. Sailor, rest your oars. The path is to the clearing in front of Fiddler's Green. -- Amen

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (IDhUW)

229 Prayers up to Miley and her family. No woman deserves to be raped. It's worse than murder, imho. That said, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Dude could have handled it better, but calling him a monster? Come on.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (n2LT3)

230 Everyone knows proper spelling and grammar are just tools of the cis-het white patriarchy to oppress wymyn and people of color.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

231 >>Have you ever watched Japanese porn? Somehow they manage to make the sex seem unpleasant. You watch Japanese Porn and you realize why their population is shrinking. They obviously don't enjoy sex. What's with the raised arm with balled fist thing?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (OfVWt)

232 Have you ever watched Japanese porn? Somehow they manage to make the sex seem unpleasant.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 10:39 PM (h2Bdk)



And blurry.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (sXefu)

233 >> Publius.....how is Miley doing? She's holding up fine, but this is exhausting for her emotionally. She's okay. And thanks to all for the prayers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (8O3HH)

234 Hey Insomniac, how are things going for you these days?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (eMKNe)

235 What I find interesting is that the answers say more about the observers than the situation. Blame him, blame her. What about the guy who raped her, isn't this actually his fault? Posted by: Kindltot No, the ex-boyfriend is pretty much bound by all that is moral and ethical to find the guy who raped the girl and put a bullet in his head and bury him in the woods without telling anyone, including the ex-girlfriend. I'm a bit extreme when it comes to rapists. Who knows, though, she might have been lying about the whole thing. So maybe going all Equalizer II on the rapist wouldn't be such a good idea.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (BfOXk)

236 All white people are born racist!

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (3HNOQ)

237 234 Hey Insomniac, how are things going for you these days? Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 10:42 PM (eMKNe) Mostly shitty, with intermittent suckage. Things really haven't gotten better and I'm worried.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

238 That poor girl is better off without the guy. I think that true going both ways.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

239 167 As for the Japanese pr0n industry, there are a lot of weebs out there who love Asian chicks and consume lots of their pr0nz. For their overseas market they should recruit for overseas men, and run 'help wanted desu' ads in 4chan Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 10:32 PM (6FqZa) Hah. I was watching one of the newer Star Trek movies and couldn't help laughing. This woman was trading punches with a guy who outweighed her by 40 pounds or so - sinew and muscle, not fat. She was punching as hard as he was, knocking him back with elbows and roundhouse kicks. That's... not what happens in real life when you fight someone with forty pound advantage.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (h2Bdk)

240 No, the ex-boyfriend is pretty much bound by all that is moral and ethical to find the guy who raped the girl and put a bullet in his head and bury him in the woods without telling anyone, including the ex-girlfriend. == that would be good but no getting back together with the girl

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (hMwEB)

241 Insom, sorry to hear about that. If you need or want to get the legal works up and running, you know how to reach me via email. I could do some work for you if you need me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (eMKNe)

242 210 Back in the bad ol days before the Wall came down, we had the 12th Panzers on our right flank to fend off the godless commie hordes. Then we (7th US Corps, of which I played a small role) went to desert storm. We won. Came back. I remember briefing most of the 12th per Div officers about the war. I told them as we deployed to fight I remembered looking to the right and not seeing them. I felt very alone. They were missed. Many came up to me afterwards with tears in their eyes. ---- Thanks for sharing this story.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (IDhUW)

243 So we could just take over Germany with the assets we already have in place there? Then what are we waiting for? We could have the place straightened out in a month. --- Nope, it would be the Irag thing all over again; defeat the army in six weeks, only to have six years of chaos on the street. You have to crush the will as well as the means to fight.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (roQNm)

244 Phrases rarely used in manufacturing. I read the manual Slow down if you need to Don't buy parts from the cheaper source ASAP means as soon as practical

Posted by: X-ray at July 12, 2018 05:45 PM (2YOIh)

245 Publius.....thanks for the response....texted her yesterday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 12, 2018 05:45 PM (mMeIQ)

246 54 NATO will never take up its burdens so long as the US is there to pick up the slack. The state of the German military is proof of that. The Europeans are acting like the kid who came back from college and won't put serious effort into finding a job until you kick him out of the house. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 10:13 PM (h2Bdk) I made the same point elsewhere about having an ownership stake in your future - kind of the same ownership justification for the flat tax, etc. Europe is financing all their socialist freebies while not paying dick for their national defense, and while they thumb their nose at the US. It's like a broader application of the American leftist microcosm.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 12, 2018 05:45 PM (5jVnA)

247 I believe the Thai soccer team should rename themselves The Saman Seals to honor the man who gave his all for their rescue.

Posted by: TXNick77 at July 12, 2018 05:45 PM (38Nd0)

248 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 10:44 PM (eMKNe) Thanks. I'd be interested to hear your ideas.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

249 Going after straws is the same exact shit as going after light bulbs. It's about changing the "paradigms" under which we live. By being inconvenienced daily, you are making a contribution to almighty leftism. Also happens to be one of the middle steps of cult indoctrination/mind control, where a member is forced to do something that sacrifices his sense of self or performs a ritual for a reward (in this case, being a good person who saves the entire Earth because he didn't use a fucking straw). Posted by: Mega at July 12, 2018 10:18 PM (rv0Fo) I'm going to have to go to costco and buy a case lot of plastic straws, and pitch 'em all off Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver (Vancouver having jumped on the ban bandwagon).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (bNb8V)

250 I've never been able to tell by the way a person walks whether or not they are racist. However, I have been able to look at someone and see they were possessed. i.e. Peter Strzok.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (8uo4a)

251 243 So we could just take over Germany with the assets we already have in place there? Then what are we waiting for? We could have the place straightened out in a month. --- Nope, it would be the Irag thing all over again; defeat the army in six weeks, only to have six years of chaos on the street. You have to crush the will as well as the means to fight. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 10:44 PM (roQNm) And by "crush the will" you mean "kidnap the busty beer wenches and bring them back here," right?

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (1FhAQ)

252 DoJ Investigators The ONLY combat ground forces regularly stationed in Germany is the 2nd Cav Regiment. I know 1st Inf Division has a brigade in Poland and points east, and 2nd Cav is also east of Germany now, exercising with non-German forces.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (hyuyC)

253 What about that Polish reserve brigade? Autoactivates any roll? Okay. Kinda why I specified "(western) Europe" in the OP.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (bQXMb)

254 "She's holding up fine, but this is exhausting for her emotionally. She's okay. And thanks to all for the prayers." -Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH) I'm glad that you could be there for her. Thank you for relaying this request. *Prayers Sent*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (Ckg4U)

255 I am proud to say I use plastic straws everyday.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (hMwEB)

256 *pushes Slap into Barrel*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (hMwEB)

257 226 So we could just take over Germany with the assets we already have in place there? Then what are we waiting for? We could have the place straightened out in a month. Posted by: DoJ Investigators at July 12, 2018 10:41 PM (oVJmc) Hell no. I have no desire to pay for the German welfare state on top of paying for their security.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (h2Bdk)

258 It never ceases to amaze me that people who really REALLY should know better don't actually read the damn contract. Word.

Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at July 12, 2018 05:48 PM (ifyvM)

259 Slap! Say hi to the barrel for us, dear!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2018 05:48 PM (TdMsT)

260 Slap... Off to the barrel you go.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at July 12, 2018 05:48 PM (n2LT3)

261 Here's some good news - a bunch of conservative actors were in DC today filming a movie about Roe v Wade. John Schneider, Jon Voight, Stacey Dash and Robert Davi were on hand, as well as Joey Lawrence and Corbin Bernsen. Not sure if the movie is for tv movie or movie theater movie. I'm so happy knowing Joey Lawrence and Corbin Bernsen are conservative!

Posted by: biancaneve at July 12, 2018 05:48 PM (A/iod)

262 The road to The Barrel is paved with Good Intentions. *applies mask and stays small*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 05:48 PM (Ckg4U)

263 Why did she call the boyfriend instead of the Police?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (20X6f)

264 231 >>Have you ever watched Japanese porn? Somehow they manage to make the sex seem unpleasant. You watch Japanese Porn and you realize why their population is shrinking. They obviously don't enjoy sex. What's with the raised arm with balled fist thing? Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:42 PM (OfVWt) Watched a documentary on Idols and their fans, it's creepy especially the meet and greet where they shake the Idols hands, some guys won't let go and some of the girls are under 18 Creepy as hell.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (dKiJG)

265 "but it's so fiercely electric that it could only be described as totally unacceptable" Could only be described as totally unacceptable? Was this written by a Brit? Makes me think of the Monty Python skit where the guy's leg is bitten off by a tiger.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (+F0Wk)

266 In Seattle the straw thing is already bullshit. Every handicapped person in the city, who must drink from a straw, is screwed. Stoopid politicians.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (0tfLf)

267 263 Why did she call the boyfriend instead of the Police? Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 10:49 PM (20X6f) Especially when they watched every move she made?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

268 AoS's is an email provider? -- Blanco did awesome work and now I have a moronhorde email address. Thanks blanco!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (IDhUW)

269 and the Barrel itself is paved with... I don't want to say what it's paved with. Rubio might know

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (6FqZa)

270 How do we know that she was actuallu raped, versus making up a story to try and keep him from breaking up with her? Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2018 10:23 PM (ifyvM) Good point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (bNb8V)

271 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 10:47 PM (Ckg4U) Congratulations, Slap! You just won an all expense paid trip to the Barrel!!!

Posted by: The Barrel Tourism Commission at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (RNzkW)

272 Barrel slappy

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (3HNOQ)

273 Seriously, a big BZ to the entire team. And it was a team effort, fro many, many people. Mission success is a wonderful thing when lives are on the line. And based on my caving days -- I'll admit I did not think they could get them out. Glad to be wrong. Posted by: NaCly Dog They originally said they wouldn't be able to get them out for several months. I wonder what happened to change that? Did they overestimate on purpose?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

274 262 The road to The Barrel is paved with Good Intentions. *applies mask and stays small* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 10:48 PM (Ckg4U) You'll probably need to clean up once your are released!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (TdMsT)

275 SJW Degrees: Social Justice and Peace Studies; Social Justice Organizing Minor; M.A. in Social Justice The focus this time: How to tell who not to hire. http://politicalhat.com/?p=14770

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (itfg0)

276 The barrel is insatiable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (0tfLf)

277 I think when you pray on the blog, you're supposed to spell it out, not do it silently.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (4gcK+)

278 Japanese porn: they can't show genitalia, but they can show a gal taking multiple money shots to the face. Bukake.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

279 and the Barrel itself is paved with... I don't want to say what it's paved with. Rubio might know---- Assfault?

Posted by: X-ray at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (2YOIh)

280 Patrick, earlier here there was a discussion about Rhode Island strip clubs and their age limit. Or lack of one "if mommy says it's okay". Yeccch. Why is RI still a state.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (6FqZa)

281 Bye bye slap! Try not let the barrel nibble on you too much.

Posted by: IC at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (PEJUg)

282 Hey all, just checking in. Back from vacation and old and tired. Why do vacations wear you out, LOL. Beautiful time w/ the doggies on Lake Michigan. Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (yJ1e6)

283 Bertram Cabot, Jr. Rainy season approaching and not enough oxygen exchange for a long term stay. They had to act.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (hyuyC)

284 I have no idea what happened there. Yes I do... spilled a beer on the keyboard last night. *Moron*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (Ckg4U)

285 Done with Bonaparte

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvxKbONjWso

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (vWMNq)

286 In Seattle the straw thing is already bullshit. Every handicapped person in the city, who must drink from a straw, is screwed. Stoopid politicians. Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 10:49 PM ... Yeah. And what about cokeheads? I wouldn't be surprised if someday the cocaine is legal but the straw to snort it with is something you have to buy from a street dealer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (PeR6h)

287 >> multiple money shots to the face. Bukake. Otherwise know as The Barrel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

288 The Barrel is empty.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (vWMNq)

289 *pushes Slap into Barrel* Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:47 PM (hMwEB) *thanks votermom*

Posted by: The Barrel at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (RNzkW)

290 Isn't this 4chan story really the story of Lena Dunham?

Posted by: DoJ Investigators at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

291 Why did she call the boyfriend instead of the Police? Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 10:49 PM (20X6f) Because the rape story was bullshit to cover the shame she felt at having allowed a train to be pulled on her that night by two strangers.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (BfOXk)

292 Possessed by the spirit of righteous Hilary is a goddess and damnation to all those who are so irredeemable to see the truth patriotism.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (1g7ch)

293 I was with 4chan boy up to "and I'm supposed to feel sorry for her".

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (v3DL/)

294 Hey Brother Insomniac, please feel free to call me at the number on my old e-mails if you feel like venting. I'm always around. Or e-mail. Hang in there, Friend.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (BfOXk)

295 You'll probably need to clean up once your are released! Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT) ---------------- Think decontamination scene from Monsters, Inc.!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (+F0Wk)

296 ...and I thought I was a member in good standing. *hands-in cardboard card*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (Ckg4U)

297 Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2018 10:53 PM (BfOXk) Thanks man.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

298 1. If you think Japanese pornography is boring you are looking at the wrong sites. 2. If you are watching censored Japanese pornography you are looking at the wrong sites.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (YRXy3)

299 So far away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PHaGgpFH4g

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (vWMNq)

300 >>I thought I was a member in good standing. No Standing in the Barrel.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (OfVWt)

301 Hell no. I have no desire to pay for the German welfare state on top of paying for their security. Posted by: Ace's liver Amen to that. I've heard people say we should take over/merge with Canada and/or Mexico and I think "good grief, no!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (IqV8l)

302 good night horde be good!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB)

303 267 263 Why did she call the boyfriend instead of the Police?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 10:49 PM (20X6f)

Especially when they watched every move she made? Posted by: Insomniac



Well every little thing she did was magic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (20X6f)

304 AoS's is an email provider?

Just for the record:  The moronhorde.com email service is not associated with, affiliated with, sponsored by, or supported by the AoSHQ.

We do think the ewok's a pretty righteous dude. So there's that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (IcT7t)

305 When you consider the sheer weight of ALL of the militaries that the Germans beat/fought/finally lost to in WW2, the amazing thing is that the war lasted as long as it did. And the WWII German army wasn't a patch on the one they had going into WWI. Oh, sure, it would beat the hell out of the Kaiser's boys cuz technology, but comparatively, in its time, the WWI German army was by far the greatest on the planet, and one of the top 5 armies of all time. Read contemporary accounts of the seemingly unending mass of men and materials pouring through Belgium for days on end sometime, and the logistical support they had, it's amazing. And all of it supported on foot and horseback once they disembarked the trains. And the sheer number of trains required. It quite boggles the mind.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (bQXMb)

306 Yeah. And what about cokeheads? I wouldn't be surprised if someday the cocaine is legal but the straw to snort it with is something you have to buy from a street dealer. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:51 PM (PeR6h) Would Cokeheads be called Strawheads in such a world.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (RNzkW)

307 >>Well every little thing she did was magic. A Witch!

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (OfVWt)

308 Prayers up for Miley

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (nWc4E)

309 There is a handicap/elderly/infirm provision in the straw ban. Paper, biodegradable straws will be available.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (4gcK+)

310 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 12, 2018 10:29 PM (ifyvM) Enjoy being mobile while you can.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (EZebt)

311 G'Night to everyone else but votermom.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (Ckg4U)

312 good night horde be good! Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:54 PM (hMwEB) ------------------- Wait, which is it? Have a good night, or be good? Can't have it both ways!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (+F0Wk)

313 Yes. Let me check the rules... (thumbing through groundhog day rule book) ... It says here: "with the woman you are lawfully married to, over and over again, for eternity." ---- that's what I thought the rules were, of course the other half has to follow those rules too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (IDhUW)

314 A Witch! Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:55 PM (OfVWt) .... And what do we do with witches?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (PeR6h)

315 >>Enjoy being mobile while you can. He's an Air Conditioned Gypsy.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (OfVWt)

316 Thanks blanco!


You're welcome.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (IcT7t)

317 And what do we do with witches?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:56 PM (PeR6h)



Build a bridge out of her!

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (sXefu)

318 Night Slap. Hose off before bed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (oivx6)

319 I'm saving the environment by making a big, ol' pot of coffee at home every day. I even have thermos cups so I can take it with me. If Starbucks really cared about the environment, they'd shut down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (+lVUW)

320 Build a bridge out of her! Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 10:57 PM (sXefu) ---------------- Ah, but can you not also build a bridge out of stone?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (+F0Wk)

321 No, the ex-boyfriend is pretty much bound by all that is moral and ethical to find the guy who raped the girl and put a bullet in his head and bury him in the woods without telling anyone, including the ex-girlfriend. *wipes 3lb hammer, puts back in rack*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

322 Greetings from the Wiregrass Country of Southern Alabama. Long drive, dog tired. I get to see my boy fly tomorrow, so it is all worth it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (Qe84+)

323 A Witch! Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:55 PM (OfVWt) .... And what do we do with witches? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:56 PM (PeR6h) Pour water on them?

Posted by: Dorothy, not in Kansas anymore at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (RNzkW)

324 Why Worry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhmkZ5yp8w4

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (vWMNq)

325 >but can you not also build a bridge out of stone? He's got a point...

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (OfVWt)

326 Build a bridge out of her! Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 10:57 PM (sXefu) ... Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 05:59 PM (PeR6h)

327 The Prussians knew how to fight a war.
e.g. The Franco-Prussian War (bank heist)

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 05:59 PM (3HNOQ)

328 So it turns out that the SJW guy who sued PDT for blocking him on twitter https://twitter.com/eugenegu just melted down bigly: https://twitter.com/hashtag/GuGate?src=hash and what a sweet sweeet meltdown it is. Oddly enough it looks like he's a catfishing asshole narcissist rapist.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 12, 2018 05:59 PM (CPk08)

329 If Starbucks really cared about the environment, they'd shut down. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2018 10:58 PM (+lVUW) ------------- It seems by their actions like they are trying to bring this very scenario to fruition at a pretty good clip.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (oivx6)

330 311 G'Night to everyone else but votermom. -- Good night slap

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (IDhUW)

331 Pour water on them? Posted by: Dorothy, not in Kansas anymore at July 12, 2018 10:58 PM (RNzkW) --------------- Go with the house instead. You might get some fancy footwear out of the deal!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (+F0Wk)

332 And what do we do with witches? Posted by: Bitter Clinger Give them sitcoms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (IqV8l)

333 Ok, here's my take on the 4chan story: If the girl called him at 4 am saying she'd been raped, he could have offered to take her to a hospital or police station to report the attack and get medical treatment. If she agreed, that would indicate she was most likely not lying. If she refused to report the rape, he could offer to take her home or at least call a cab for her. He could at least have made sure she got home safely but after that, I would say he has no further obligation to her since they have officially broken up. Plus if she refused to report the rape it would make me suspect that she was making the story up as a way of emotionally manipulating him into not ending the relationship, and if that's the case, the relationship isn't good for either of them.

Posted by: Secret Square at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (9WuX0)

334 Did she ask for your vote too? Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 12, 2018 10:36 PM (1FhAQ) === Funny story, but, yes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (EZebt)

335 And what do we do with witches? Posted by: Bitter Clinger Give them the Democrat nomination for President.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

336 Put them on "The View."

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (3HNOQ)

337 I don't know, but did you ever see someone who doesn't know the difference between there, their and they're write something and you don't know if they're ignorant or just stupid?

Posted by: AK at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (UF0Iv)

338 I didn't mean to say "goodnight" to everyone, but I should probably do so. G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] Now 17% More Elite at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (Ckg4U)

339 Wow, The TOE report is astonishingly inscrutable. Why would any sane person put something in a gibberish format? Grateful they fight better than the beaurocrats write.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (xFZUI)

340 and the Barrel itself is paved with... I don't want to say what it's paved with. Doesn't "paved" imply a hard surface? Whatever's in the barrel, I'm sure it never gets past "gummy".

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (P1f+c)

341 Goodnight Slap!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

342 340 and the Barrel itself is paved with... I don't want to say what it's paved with. Doesn't "paved" imply a hard surface? Whatever's in the barrel, I'm sure it never gets past "gummy". Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 11:02 PM (P1f+c) More caked or smeared than paved.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

343 Doesn't "paved" imply a hard surface? Whatever's in the barrel, I'm sure it never gets past "gummy". Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 11:02 PM (P1f+c) ----------------- "Slathered" is probably a better word...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (+F0Wk)

344 The rape story does sound fishy, as though she's making it up for sympathy. I think that was the genesis of the Virgina frat house thing with Rolling Stone.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (8O3HH)

345 Good night, Slap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (8O3HH)

346 I don't know how to explain this, but you ever just see a leftist moron and know that they don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"?

Posted by: RKae at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (8NOLx)

347 The 4chan boyfriend behaved abominably.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

348 Good night Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite. Make your saving throw against disease from the Barrel, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:05 PM (hyuyC)

349 *pushes Slap into Barrel* Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 12, 2018 10:47 PM (hMwEB) I believe prayers are exempt from embarrelments.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 06:06 PM (bNb8V)

350 Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 10:54 PM (IcT7t)

So how do I sign up for a horde email addy?

Posted by: Bert G at July 12, 2018 06:06 PM (yzxic)

351 OK, my take on the 4chan story: Some people write interesting stories. ....Am I being too literal here?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 12, 2018 06:06 PM (CPk08)

352 You watch Japanese Porn and you realize why their population is shrinking. The fact that they try to pay men to boink 10,000 young Japanese hotties, and only get 70 takers, does explain a lot of their sub-1.5 fertility rate, too.

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (P1f+c)

353 Make your saving throw against disease from the Barrel, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2018 11:05 PM (hyuyC)




Are you sure that save's not against Petrification or Polymorph?

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (sXefu)

354 A lesson I learned from my Dad and passed on - both verbally and by example - to my daughters: "Never threaten consequences you are not willing and able to impose." This should be a rule all leaders, parents, and judges should adhere to. Failure to do so is a bluff - and when the bluff is called you lose all credibility. Oldest daughter discovered this the hard way. At 16 I helped her buy her first car. I paid 80%, she earned and paid the rest, and was making payments to me for the balance. There were rules - first and foremost she did NOT let others drive the car (this was aimed at her 19 y.o. boy friend who didn't have a car). She understood that the car would be taken away if she violated this rule. Two weeks later I happened to spot him gassing up the car and she was nowhere around. I confronted him and he admitted to 'borrowing' the car to run errands. I took the keys from him, parked my car and drove hers home. (Got a ride from a neighbor to go back for my car.) Had a co-worker who needed a car. Sold him her car before she found a way home. When she walked in the door I handed her the money she'd invested in the car, told her what I'd done, and explained the next car she owned she would buy on her own. Teen age angst, hysterics, and drama ensued for the next 3 days. Addendum: She is now 40 yrs. old and a director in a large national corporation. Two months ago I heard her giving guidance to one of her subordinates: "Never, ever threaten consquences you are not willing and able to carry out - and, yes, I will back you up." That's my girl. The guy above understands this rule.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 12, 2018 06:08 PM (5DwHr)

355 OK, my take on the 4chan story: Some people write interesting stories. Dear Penthouse Forum...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

356 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017448475670302720 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017448559061413893 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017448649876496385 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017448747805143040 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017448833167626240

Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (0Ntuf)

357 So it turns out that the SJW guy who sued PDT for blocking him on twitter

https://twitter.com/eugenegu

just melted down bigly:


Yikes.

Major freak.

As if this wasn't clear by a ragesuit against someone ignoring him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

358 Has anyone told Slapweasel that Pixy put all of the #Two Weeks upgrades into Teh Barrel? I'm thinking that the tanning laps and spin cycle are really gonna annoy him. And the graffiti on the walls is all mis-used instances of their, there and they're. Good thing the audio system is playing non-stop Air Supply though. He oughta be able to unwind (from the spin cycle) to that, dontchathink? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (QzJWU)

359 >> "Slathered" That's a word that comes to mind when I see Kbdabear's contributions. I want to slather 'em up good. Real good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (8O3HH)

360 189 Sanfranpsycho.......we get into SFO at 11:05am tomorrow. Do we have time for lunch at fisherman's wharf before we head to Santa Rosa? Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 12, 2018 10:37 PM (mMeIQ) === Not really. If your flight touches down at 11 you will be lucky to be in your rental car with your luggage by 12:30. If you take uber, you might be out the door 45 minutes faster. The luggage return at SFO is s l o w. Plus Fisherman's Wharf is very hard to get to, you have to get through the whole city, on a summer Friday. And why? Fisherman's Wharf? Trust me, there's nothing of any real interest there. If you want to eat in SF, there are better places, on your route. Here is my recommendation. Westlake Joe's in Daly City. Very old Bay area traditional Eyetalian. Good people watching and parking. EZ on and off the freeway. Your timing is perfect, you will get there just after lunch rush. Vaya con Dios and thank you for the 14% hotel tax!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (EZebt)

361 >> 347 The 4chan boyfriend behaved abominably. Posted by: Haven Monahan at July 12, 2018 11:04 PM (NWiLs) He is bereft of sacred honor

Posted by: Will Folks at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (YR7aL)

362 You watch Japanese Porn and you realize why their population is shrinking.

Sure.  All those nukular bombs we dropped on them blurred their junk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

363 It was said at the beginning of the 20th century that there were five perfect organizations: - The French Opera - The British Parliament - The Russian Ballet - The Roman Curia - The German General Staff

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (LsBY9)

364 Whatever (not Ever) Nah. Most of us have been in the Barrel a tie or two. The floor is really yucky, and don't touch the moldy walls. But no basilisk or trolls, just snakes. I hate snakes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (hyuyC)

365 If you want to watch someone get stung by a tarantula hawk, check out Coyote Peterson on youtube. That advice to just lay down and scream is not necessary. You don't have a choice but to do it.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (FAO5C)

366 Thomas Wictor talks about Stroke Strnok Strzok Mister "I smell Walmart peasants". https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/1017593272124887042 Sociopaths or psychopaths attract each other, and draw strength from each other. Unfortunately the Washington cocktail circuit has metastasized full of these people. Today's events may have consequences.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (rnAwa)

367 4chan. As a long time /b/ reader, you have to realize that large amounts of the content are fictional/designed to provoke. Just because. It's what the world would be like if Pippen Took claimed the One Ring for his own.

Posted by: Fool of a Took at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (H5knJ)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (rnAwa)

369 I kept checking the DM for more Melania pron, but then it hit me, they're what 5 hours ahead of us, so it's the middle of the night there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (8O3HH)

370 Hadrian the Seventh Hell is when: The cooks are English, the comedians are German, the organizers are Italian, the police are the French, and the lovers are Swiss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (hyuyC)

371
Bourbon Chicken will be joining Slap in the Barrel.

Posted by: Bert G at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (yzxic)

372 https://twitter.com/hashtag/GuGate?src=hash
Man, why does twitter suck so bad? I can never follow who said what, and when. I think Usenet worked better...

Posted by: Chris M at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (6XZdO)

373 Barrelly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

374 Well at least we won't have to tell Slap to keep fuckin' that -

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (6FqZa)

375 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017448926918709249 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017449020460011520 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017449111510011907 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017449225389576194 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017449328879816704

Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (0Ntuf)

376 Why Hello, Bourbon Chicken.

Posted by: THE BARREL at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (H5knJ)

377 BourbonChicken One leaves the Barrel, another one enters. Here's a roll of paper towels and some Windex.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (hyuyC)

378 Welp, Bourbon Chicken just handed Slap his get outta jail cheap card.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 06:15 PM (oivx6)

379 BourbonChicken One leaves the Barrel, another one enters. Here's a roll of paper towels and some Windex. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2018 11:14 PM (hyuyC) ----------------- Pro tip - the Windex is for your eyes.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (+F0Wk)

380 Actually, part of the reason the birthrate in Japan sucks is because Japanese women expect Men to earn enough so they can stay home and raise the children. However, modern progressive economic policies have eliminated the ability to some Men to earn enough to do that. Shocker!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (YRXy3)

381 Repeating myself

https://youtu.be/QvxKbONjWso?t=3m43s

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (vWMNq)

382 SJW Degrees: Social Justice and Peace Studies; Social Justice Organizing Minor; M.A. in Social Justice The focus this time: How to tell who not to hire. http://politicalhat.com/?p=14770 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2018 10:50 PM (itfg0) +++++++++++++ I had an idea for a business, but am not a good enough programmer. It is a service to examine resumes automatically for danger signs: 1) College Major 2) Which college you went to 3) When you attended 4) Language 5) Extracurriculars or accomplishments Assess it for SJW risk factors. Environmental Studies major at Evergreen State College in 2013? We're done here. Have it look up stories about the college/university, crawl the university's own website and news organs, and local papers for the surrounding towns and look for bad, SJW-ish behavior. If the school is an SJW paradise, especially if it overflows into the towns, then red flag. If you had a fake major, red flag. If you have a "studies" major of any kind, red flag. Etc. Analyze the resumes and dump out an SJW risk score to enable hiring managers to keep the lice out of their hair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (hYcqw)

383 323 A Witch! Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 10:55 PM (OfVWt) .... And what do we do with witches? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:56 PM (PeR6h) I'll get the duck.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (itfg0)

384 Salty, the way I heard it is: Heaven: the police are English, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are German and everything is organized by the Swiss. Hell: the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the police are German and everything is organized by the Italians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (LsBY9)

385 Also, apropos of nothing: kbdabear makes Thursdays worth it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (hYcqw)

386 #333: I agree. Offer practical help, as you would to any acquaintance in need. It's wrong to hang up on someone you know who's in a situation that desperate. But at all costs, avoid becoming emotionally entangled: it's over, best keep it that way.

Posted by: Brown Line at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (S6ArX)

387 Hadrian the Seventh Lots of variations. Yours is the original.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (hyuyC)

388 As I approach retirement I have decided I want to end my days as a photographer for kbdabear.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (0tfLf)

389 Yep, youtube has video of a tarantula hawk stinging a tarantula. Brutal. It makes you feel sympathy for the tarantula. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=t8PAVzAYbfs

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (roQNm)

390 @380 Actually, part of the reason the birthrate in Japan sucks is because Japanese women expect Men to earn enough so they can stay home and raise the children. However, modern progressive economic policies have eliminated the ability to some Men to earn enough to do that. Shocker! -------------------------- There's more to it than that. Apparently a surprisingly large portion of the 30+ population still hasn't had sex (at least according to an article that I read several months ago). This is in a country that doesn't the cultural Christian prohibitions against sex outside of marriage. So there seems to be more to it than just the "stay at home" expectations.

Posted by: junior at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (N+jVF)

391 kbdabear Thank you. You are a giver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (hyuyC)

392 As poorly armed as Europe is, I think the US should invade, take all their shit, set it on fire, and come back home.

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (VWE5i)

393 I'm a giver too!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (7BywG)

394 Wishful Thinker Not enough Gingers in Germany to make it worthwhile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (hyuyC)

395 367 that's why I called it 4-Chan "theatre".

Posted by: Weirddave at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (bQXMb)

396 No need for the US to invade Germany. The Poles are looking mighty interesting there in the east. And the Czechs in the south.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (0tfLf)

397 It is a service to examine resumes automatically for danger signs: 1) College Major 2) Which college you went to 3) When you attended 4) Language 5) Extracurriculars or accomplishments Hah, wouldn't you like to know! Like Fort Knox, my friend...

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (R+Cqa)

398 As poorly armed as Europe is, I think the US should Muslims will invade, take all their shit, set it on fire, and come back home. Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 11:22 PM (VWE5i) FIFY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (fQjnU)

399 Muzzie Heaven : the police are English

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (VWE5i)

400 The archetypical EU official has the humility of the French, the imagination of the Belgians, the administrative ability of the Italians and the flexibility of the Germans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (LsBY9)

401 Had to share this from Quora. Sorry for the long wall of text but I thought you'd all enjoy it. ***** Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations posted at Quora by Ray Chatterton, former MK1 at U.S. Coast Guard (1977-1992) 1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: When they're ready or when you're not. 16. No PLAN ever survives initial contact. 17. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. 18. Five second fuses always burn three seconds. 19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 20. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. 21. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard. 22. The easy way is always mined. 23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 24. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. (For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.) 25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 26. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 27. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. 28. Incoming fire has the right of way. 29. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 31. If the enemy is within range, so are you. 32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 33. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't. 34. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way. 35. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support. Corollary: Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both. 36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. 38. Tracers work both ways. 39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take. 40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right. 41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. 43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up. 44. Weather ain't neutral. 45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you. 46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 47. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go. 48. The Cavalry doesn'tt always come to the rescue. 49. Napalm is an area support weapon. 50. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 51. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon. 52. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone. 53. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. 54. The one item you need is always in short supply. 55. Interchangeable parts aren't. 56. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about. 57. When in doubt, empty your magazine. 58. The side with the simplest uniforms wins. 59. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 60. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. 61. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. 62. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 63. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan. 64. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colone''s HQ. 65. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. 66. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. 67. A clean (and dry) set of BDUs is a magnet for mud and rain. 68. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. 69. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn. 70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired. 71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 73. No matter which way you have to march, it's always uphill. 74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. 75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp) 76. Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short. 77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible. 78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. 79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. 80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. 81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else. 83. When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night. 84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor. 85. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 86. Murphy was a grunt. 87. Beer Math--> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. 88. Body count Math--> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. 90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather. 91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance. 92. The crucial round is a dud. 93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be. 94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole. 95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. 96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you. 97. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it. 98. If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him. 99. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 100. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. 101. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out. 102. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). 103. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. 104. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 105. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel. 106. Whenever you drop your equipment in a firefight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet. 107. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. 108. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. 109. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover. 110. Walking point = sniper bait. 111. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day. 112. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution. 113. All or any of the above combined.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (eMKNe)

402 >>>"I don't know how to explain this but you ever just see a white person walk and you know they are racist" LOL. Yes, of course, shit person. They don't walk on all fours like you do, and that makes you feel ashamed. Naturally that is their fault, not yours for being sub human.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (/qEW2)

403 Thank you all for your prayers, {{{friends in gray boxes}}}.

{{{Pear}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (txw6d)

404 It's dark and full of cobwebs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (rnAwa)

405 Heaven: the police are English May need revision given Rotherham grooming sex scandal response.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (e1mEI)

406 I'm a giver too!!! Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 * * * AIDS doesn't count.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (H5knJ)

407 Bonaparte's Retreat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNigFpaBBf8

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:25 PM (vWMNq)

408 352 You watch Japanese Porn and you realize why their population is shrinking. The fact that they try to pay men to boink 10,000 young Japanese hotties, and only get 70 takers, does explain a lot of their sub-1.5 fertility rate, too. Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 11:07 PM (P1f+c) And yet they're doing something. Don't forget, Japan is where the untreatable clap originated.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 06:25 PM (h2Bdk)

409 >> {{{Pear}}} Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess {{{My Duchess}}}

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:25 PM (8O3HH)

410 My cat just produced an impressive pile of barf.  Thank God, on her little rug.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (txw6d)

411 Your Grace, may your night be untroubled with worry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (hyuyC)

412 Hah, wouldn't you like to know! Like Fort Knox, my friend... Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at July 12, 2018 11:23 PM (R+Cqa) ++++++++ Thankfully, you're a known quantity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (hYcqw)

413 As poorly armed as Europe is, I think the US should Muslims will invade, take all their shit, set it on fire, and come back home. They won't go back home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

414 401 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)


Some of those are hilarious.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (vWMNq)

415 Sorry, that was unfortunate timing, publius!

{{{you}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (txw6d)

416 Actually, if anybody is seriously interested in why Japan's birth rate is so low, this guy does a pretty good job of explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaTBXDvxxzI

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (h2Bdk)

417 @404 It's dark and full of cobwebs. ---------------- Are you *sure* that those are cobwebs?

Posted by: junior at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (N+jVF)

418 Hey Miley! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (eMKNe)

419 Oh my, Chris Stirewalt is on Shannon Bream's show, and he's wearing a bow tie. He's gone full George Will.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (8O3HH)

420 252 DoJ Investigators The ONLY combat ground forces regularly stationed in Germany is the 2nd Cav Regiment. I know 1st Inf Division has a brigade in Poland and points east, and 2nd Cav is also east of Germany now, exercising with non-German forces. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2018 10:46 PM (hyuyC) The artillery battalion and cavalry squadron of the 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team are stationed in Germany. The Brigade HQs and two infantry battalions are in Italy.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (di1hb)

421 I dunno whuffo I be thinkin dis shizz an all lak dat but you evuh read a black womans riting and there ritin be all fucked and all an you be thinkin lak 'dis wun stoopid bitch' an all shizz lak dat.

Posted by: jbspry at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (cdstW)

422 I had an idea for a business, but am not a good enough programmer. It is a service to examine resumes automatically for danger signs: 1) College Major 2) Which college you went to 3) When you attended 4) Language 5) Extracurriculars or accomplishments Assess it for SJW risk factors. Environmental Studies major at Evergreen State College in 2013? We're done here. Have it look up stories about the college/university, crawl the university's own website and news organs, and local papers for the surrounding towns and look for bad, SJW-ish behavior. If the school is an SJW paradise, especially if it overflows into the towns, then red flag. If you had a fake major, red flag. If you have a "studies" major of any kind, red flag. Etc. Analyze the resumes and dump out an SJW risk score to enable hiring managers to keep the lice out of their hair. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 11:18 PM (hYcqw) ----------- Wordle.net would be your friend here. It generates a word cloud out of the text submitted, to show you the ranking preponderance of terms used. The problem, as I see it, is that your market for such a damn good idea for software would end at companies that have reached a size that either an outside sourced HR service is needed, or an HR Dept. in house is required. Once that happens, it is game over, as they are pro SJW types that inhabit these departments and services. This is still a pretty decent sized market, as you would have mid small to mid medium businesses as your demo. The pitch would just have to be very carefully worded, even in this now freer environment for business. Good luck!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (oivx6)

423 Hmmm. GCSurplus Canada has a 2012 2WD Tahoe up for bid in Edmonton, only 90,000-odd miles, and bids start at 2800 dollars. Same truck was up for bid a week or two ago, and apparently did not sell, or buyer reneged. Most of the issues with it are housekeepinh-type stuff. Ex-police rig, with all the damages they did installing/removing their gear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (bNb8V)

424 401 sweet hell the REAL service.... the Navy has just one rule: the Chief is always right yo kids, have you been good?

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (pWEY3)

425 Your Grace, may your night be untroubled with worry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2018 11:27 PM (hyuyC)


Thank you, Salty.  This is all in God's hands.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (txw6d)

426 St Anne's Reel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwllcWC_FL4

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (vWMNq)

427 They won't go back home. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 11:27 PM (IqV8l) +++++++++++ Europe is a mess. I am wondering if PDT is planning to deal with it in his second term (fix shit at home and get the ball rolling in Asia for the first term). Something will have to be done. At very least, we'll need to take the nukes away from France and Britain. If they keep up what they're doing, they'll be islamofascist states within a generation, and if they don't get started on cleaning their houses, they can't be trusted with atomic weapons - not because of who they are now, but because of they will become.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 06:30 PM (hYcqw)

428 Bonaparte's Retreat http://bonapartesretreat.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:31 PM (IqV8l)

429 Iron Mike Golf Thanks. I did not know that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:31 PM (hyuyC)

430 With ya Miley.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 06:32 PM (0tfLf)

431 @428 Interesting.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:32 PM (vWMNq)

432 Bonaparte's Retreat


Is that anything like Plato's Retreat?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:32 PM (txw6d)

433 The artillery battalion and cavalry squadron of the 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team are stationed in Germany. The Brigade HQs and two infantry battalions are in Italy. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf I have been told by my betters across the pond that Germany was under occupation by the US Army.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (LsBY9)

434 This is still a pretty decent sized market, as you would have mid small to mid medium businesses as your demo. The pitch would just have to be very carefully worded, even in this now freer environment for business. Good luck! Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 11:29 PM (oivx6) ++++++++++ Yup. Billing would be easy - just charge per resume. If you're big, we can work out a subscription - like Car Fax does. If a big company wants it, cool. If not, they can get their lunch eaten by smaller competitors who know how to work and which bathroom to use. And thankfully (and for the foreseeable future), discrimination for political reasons is completely legal. Wouldn't even have to use a bunch of flowery language to pitch it (unless your marketeers indicate that such a thing is a good idea. I'm not in marketing). And presumably *no* company using the service would advertise that they do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (hYcqw)

435 Iron Mike Golf Where in Germany?

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (hyuyC)

436 My cat just produced an impressive pile of barf. Thank God, on her little rug. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 12, 2018 11:27 PM (txw6d) ------------------- Ours has been bringing us "presents" of baby bunnies of late. I think I actually prefer that to barf.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (+F0Wk)

437 Thanks, Diogenes.

So the doctor in the ER today looked like Keanu Reeves.  I wanted to call him Neo.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (txw6d)

438 Enjoy being mobile while you can. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2018 10:55 PM (EZebt) At this point it's doubtful I'll ever settle down and marry, but I'd like to buy some land at some point and have a garden and a forge. In the meanwhile, I'll use the opportunities to build up experience in the hopes of one day working from home.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (/3v/C)

439 Tracers do indeed work both ways. Stand well clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 06:33 PM (0tfLf)

440 Ha! Neo.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 06:34 PM (0tfLf)

441 I'm not sure how to explain this, especially since I don't know what the hell a Nayeli is, but, did you ever see a Nayeli attempt to communicate with the public and realize that she doesn't understand common English?

Posted by: irright at July 12, 2018 06:34 PM (RVcmP)

442 prayers up, Miley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2018 06:35 PM (KP5rU)

443 Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 06:35 PM (LsBY9)

444 Time for me to turn in. Have a great night,everyone. Stay out of the Barrel, please. Bragging, not complaining, is recommended.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2018 06:36 PM (hyuyC)

445 At this point it's doubtful I'll ever settle down and marry, Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 11:33 PM (/3v/C) ... Well yeah, because you are a #nevertrump cuckservative. No woman would have you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 06:36 PM (fQjnU)

446 Sad. I have a close relative named Nayeli, and racist she is not. She's a Mexican who married a pasty man of European extraction.European

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 06:36 PM (e7oj4)

447 Good night, {{{Salty}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (txw6d)

448 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is? Given the level of cooperation in the Middle East, I can see why they don't distribute the technology, but why haven't the other countries gotten to fat man/little boy stages on their own yet?

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (VWE5i)

449 Watched some of the Strozk hearing. Had to turn it off. I did watch enough to reach the conclusion that he is a textbook psychopath. There is not a box that he doesn't check. That, of course, does not alter the fact that he is a culpable, seditious, SOB.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (nhAAH)

450 Chavez!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (txw6d)

451 Good night all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SfyObUd5e8

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

452 How the hell did I type European twice? I'm not even buzzing yet.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (e7oj4)

453 Miley!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2018 06:38 PM (KP5rU)

454 I'm going to be HUGE in Japan

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 12, 2018 06:38 PM (h1jJh)

455 At this point it's doubtful I'll ever settle down and marry, but I'd like to buy some land at some point and have a garden and a forge. In the meanwhile, I'll use the opportunities to build up experience in the hopes of one day working from home. Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 11:33 PM (/3v/C) Mr. Kristol, it is my great pleasure to tell you that this is your lucky day! You have inherited a thousand acres of prime land in Nigeria, and forgery is a way of life here! Please to be sending us your bank account number and transit number to cover all modalities.

Posted by: Prince Agonnascruu at July 12, 2018 06:39 PM (bNb8V)

456 I'm going to be HUGE in Japan Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 12, 2018 11:38 PM (h1jJh) They have over-the-counter Viagra in Tokyo?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 06:39 PM (eMKNe)

457 Re guy that broke up with girlfriend. He's a man of his word. I am grieved to hear about what happened to her, but bad choices have consequences. She chose badly, very badly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:39 PM (nhAAH)

458 Are you making fun of me?

Posted by: [s]aaron judge[/s] at July 12, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)

459 448 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is? Given the level of cooperation in the Middle East, I can see why they don't distribute the technology, but why haven't the other countries gotten to fat man/little boy stages on their own yet? Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 11:37 PM (VWE5i) --Iran will be next. Both Pak and Iran are Indo-European, who are higher IQ than A-rabs. Even if the Pakis might have stolen some tech from India, at least even that takes a little bit of brains.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 06:40 PM (e7oj4)

460 I look at white people and I just know they are judging me by my race

Posted by: Oblivious Lib at July 12, 2018 06:41 PM (rv0Fo)

461 447 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is? Given the level of cooperation in the Middle East, I can see why they don't distribute the technology, but why haven't the other countries gotten to fat man/little boy stages on their own yet?" FYI, it's widely believed that the Saudi's financed Pakistan's nuke program, and that in exchange that the Saudi's have got dibs on at least a couple of the Paki nukes if they ever want them. All of the other Arab states take a back seat to the Saudi's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:41 PM (V2Yro)

462 Willpower: I see George Lopez is pissing in public, but I don't know why that's news in California.

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 06:41 PM (VWE5i)

463 Did you ever see a picture of some airhead spouting ignorant racist crap, who thinks tilting their head makes them look really super profound, and just know THEIR illiterate? You just did.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2018 06:41 PM (ISx1r)

464 -
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Sad.

I have a close relative named Nayeli, and racist she is not. She's a Mexican who married a pasty man of European extraction.European
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 11:36 PM

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Is "Nayeli" a common name?  I must admit my provincial ignorance of that moniker.

Posted by: irright at July 12, 2018 06:42 PM (RVcmP)

465 So the doctor in the ER today looked like Keanu Reeves. I wanted to call him Neo. Whoa!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 06:42 PM (IcT7t)

466 but why haven't the other countries gotten to fat man/little boy stages on their own yet? Posted by: Wishful Thinker I've always wondered that too. After all, it's 1945 tech.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:42 PM (IqV8l)

467 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is? Given the level of cooperation in the Middle East, I can see why they don't distribute the technology, but why haven't the other countries gotten to fat man/little boy stages on their own yet? 1) The Pakistanis had a lot of help from the Norks, IIRC. Likely that deal was approved by the Chinese (who are allied with Pakistan and see the Pakistanis and a means to contain Indian influence). 2) Among the other countries: Iran is working on it, Saudi Arabia could buy nukes if needed, but has the protection of the U.S. so won't start their own program, Egypt has no need at this point for nukes, Syria likely had some program at one time, but they've got too many other problems to worry about a nuke program, Iraq is a U.S. ally, Jordan is a U.S. ally, Israel has nuclear capabilities, and the rest are too small or are protected by the big players/ the U.S.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2018 06:42 PM (/3v/C)

468 To add, with respect to nukes - designing a fat man or little boy level design is not very difficult. Getting hold of enough fissile U-238 to do it, that's the hard part. That's why we make such a big deal about the Iranian centrigufes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:43 PM (V2Yro)

469 Crap. Off, Bill Kristol sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 06:43 PM (/3v/C)

470 It's dark and full of cobwebs. Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 11:24 PM Pelosi's brain? Strzok's moral compass? Nayeli's school notebooks? What?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 12, 2018 06:44 PM (2NqXo)

471 AOP - Is the Tahoe represented as operable?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:44 PM (JEV/2)

472 Watched some of the Strozk hearing. Had to turn it off. I did watch enough to reach the conclusion that he is a textbook psychopath. There is not a box that he doesn't check. That, of course, does not alter the fact that he is a culpable, seditious, SOB. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 11:37 PM (nhAAH) ------- I would add Sociopath to that mix. He, and a host of others involved in this whole thing, have no conscience whatsoever in regards to how this is crushing the lives of the little people they have involved in this sham. They do not even consider them collateral damage in their quest for what is "right". They simply don't even consider them, at all.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 06:45 PM (oivx6)

473 I like men. I like their company. They are funnier than women and usually a lot nicer. I like that they are tall and strong and like to kill things.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 12, 2018 06:45 PM (2ZUTy)

474 >>>The Curious Origins of 16 Common Phrases Interesting. C. S. Lewis observed in one of his books (Miracles?) that *all* abstract idioms and words were analogies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 06:45 PM (/qEW2)

475 And what do we do with witches? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:56 PM (PeR6h) Steal their shoes!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 12, 2018 06:45 PM (AoK0a)

476 To add, with respect to nukes - designing a fat man or little boy level design is not very difficult. Getting hold of enough fissile U-238 to do it, that's the hard part. That's why we make such a big deal about the Iranian centrigufes. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:43 PM (V2Yro) Delivery is also a problem. On a modern battlefield a Fat Man type bomb is going to be difficult to deliver to a heavily defended target. Hence why everyone is looking to improve their ballistic missile tech as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 06:46 PM (/3v/C)

477 This looks hilarious ,I love Melania on the cover https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/trump-s-space-force-adventure#/

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

478 Did you ever see a picture of some airhead spouting ignorant racist crap, who thinks tilting their head makes them look really super profound, and just know THEIR illiterate? You just did. Posted by: Ray Van Dune ----------- This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kathy Areu at July 12, 2018 06:47 PM (JEV/2)

479 @447 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is? Given the level of cooperation in the Middle East, I can see why they don't distribute the technology, but why haven't the other countries gotten to fat man/little boy stages on their own yet? ---------------------- Because up until the previous administration, the US was dead set on not allowing any of the other Islamic countries to have one. Three Islamic countries have tried. One of them got invaded twice (and finally overthrown). Another got the crap scared out of it and decided to play nice to the US (right up until the previous administration overthrew the government at the behest of our European "allies"). And we were messing with the development program of the third country (for ex. Stuxnet) - again, up until the previous administration. The Saudis aren't interested in developing one of their own because they know that they can probably buy some off of the Pakistanis. We've been bribing Egypt for decades, and they don't want to cut off that gravy train. Syria's too big of a mess. There's no place in that country that's secure enough. Indonesia's too poor. What other major Islamic countries are there?

Posted by: junior at July 12, 2018 06:47 PM (N+jVF)

480 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:43 PM (V2Yro)


U235 works better

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 06:47 PM (vWMNq)

481 And what do we do with witches? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2018 10:56 PM (PeR6h) Replace their husband with Dick Sergeant and see if anyone notices?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 06:47 PM (/3v/C)

482 Is "Nayeli" a common name? I must admit my provincial ignorance of that moniker. --Wifey told me it's a Mayan word. Bing says it's Zapotec. Therefore, it's Mayan, end of story.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 06:47 PM (e7oj4)

483 Well. Arrrrgh.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

484 He said, "Uh, I dunno, man; she kinda racist, you know."

I said, "I know! Everybody racist. Now you racist, too."

Posted by: Mirror Universe black George Thorogood at July 12, 2018 06:48 PM (wSC8T)

485 472 I like men. I like their company. They are funnier than women and usually a lot nicer. I like that they are tall and strong and like to kill things. Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 12, 2018 11:45 PM (2ZUTy) Don't like spiders, huh?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 06:49 PM (h2Bdk)

486 {{{Insomniac}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 06:49 PM (txw6d)

487 Oh, hi, Katya! Can I get something off a high shelf for you? Need help opening that pickle jar?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 12, 2018 06:50 PM (wSC8T)

488 Hey horde. So, I've been telling my brother about Grigory Potemkin, and it occurs to me that he may be the coolest guy to ever live.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 06:51 PM (UiRxW)

489 Oh, and "nayeli," why are you talking about race and white? I'm only 25% Mexican and you're paler than I am (as are Nieto and Obrador).

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 06:51 PM (e7oj4)

490 The 4-Chan story (which I would bet is pure fiction) is just the sequel to _The Last American Virgin_.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 12, 2018 06:51 PM (YTxkQ)

491 Hey Miley! I'm sorry to hear about your family troubles.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

492 Replace their husband with Dick Sergeant and see if anyone notices? Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile Nobody even noticed the transformation of Gladys Kravitz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:53 PM (IqV8l)

493 U235 works better yeah, slipped a digit. And of course if you've got a fancy reactor you can use Plutonium.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:53 PM (V2Yro)

494 435 Iron Mike Golf Where in Germany? Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2018 11:33 PM (hyuyC) Arty in Bamberg and Cav in Schweinfurt. Also a Combat Aviation Brigade (1 Attack Helo Battalion and 1 Air Assault Battalion rotated in from CONUS) in Ansbach.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2018 06:53 PM (di1hb)

495 Is "Nayeli" a common name? I must admit my provincial ignorance of that moniker. it sounds like something you catch during a "golf trip" in Thailand

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 06:53 PM (pWEY3)

496 I hate all bugs and, yes, have a hard time reaching high places and opening jars. I love having my husband, son and sons-in-law around me.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 12, 2018 06:55 PM (2ZUTy)

497 Doesn't Miley love me anymore??

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 06:55 PM (eMKNe)

498 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is? ******* They are not Arabs. I know. Sounds horribly racist but it is nonetheless true. And why.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 06:56 PM (0tfLf)

499 Watched some of the Strozk hearing. Had to turn it off. I did watch enough to reach the conclusion that he is a textbook psychopath. There is not a box that he doesn't check. That, of course, does not alter the fact that he is a culpable, seditious, SOB. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 11:37 PM I saw one snippet of him leading up to a controlled yet psychotic scream-fest along the lines of: I AM NOT BIASED AGAINST TRUMP! JUST BECAUSE I TEXTED THAT I WAS ABSOLUTELY SICKENED AT THE THOUGHT THAT ANY AMERICAN WOULD VOTE FOR THAT IMMORAL DISGUSTING REPROBATE AND EVERYONE WHO DID DO SO IS A FILTHY SCUMBAG DOES NOT MEAN I HAD ANY BIAS AGAINST HIM. IT'S OBVIOUS I DID NOT LET MY TOTAL REVULSION AND DISGUST SWAY ME IN THE SLIGHTEST. Umm, okay, yeah, you're quite rational on this topic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 12, 2018 06:56 PM (2NqXo)

500 AOP - Is the Tahoe represented as operable? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 11:44 PM (JEV/2) They say it starts and runs. I assume it's operable. GC Surplus is almost painfully honest in assessing defects in their stuff. 52 pictures of rust bubbles, torn seat trim, etc. Biggest drawback is not 4X4.

Posted by: Prince Agonnascruu at July 12, 2018 06:56 PM (bNb8V)

501 495 I hate all bugs do what I do with spiders take a cat, put him in the room with the bug and close the door wait 15 minutes and the bug is gone

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 06:57 PM (pWEY3)

502 To summarize the so called testimony from Strozk today, and,....you're welcome: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our President elect - we did. [winks at Trey Gowdy] But you can't hold a whole FBI responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole justice system? And if the whole justice system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our institutions in general? I put it to you, Mr. Gohmert- isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the woman who should have been the President of the United States of America. Democrats!"

Posted by: keena at July 12, 2018 06:58 PM (RiTnx)

503 I don't know Zapotec nor any of the (many) Maya languages, but I have read enough Maya to recognise the basic phonemes. Balam / ahau / ch'ol / peten, basic words like that. I also read Gary The Pervert Jennings, for what that is worth. 'Nayeli' looks Zapotec, like 'Zyanya'. Not Maya at all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 06:59 PM (6FqZa)

504 Just read the recounting of bf with raped gf. He had every right to dump her, given he laid out the rules and conditions beforehand. Even while being broken up, he could still be more compassionate, but that's his choice.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 06:59 PM (e7oj4)

505 Japanese Idols: Fairies (PV) - Bangin' https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cgh-_EnBwWY

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 06:59 PM (YRXy3)

506 501 For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole justice system? MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!!!11!! damn its been so long!

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 06:59 PM (pWEY3)

507 Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 11:57 PM (pWEY3) ---- The burning desire to kill bugs and mice is why cats have been our friends. Man would not put up with cats otherwise, but we love them for their prowess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:00 PM (UiRxW)

508 yeah, slipped a digit. And of course if you've got a fancy reactor you can use Plutonium. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 11:53 PM (V2Yro) Apparently the Indians tested one that used thorium, just to prove it could be done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:00 PM (bNb8V)

509 The Strzok hearings were sickening. The man's arrogance and delusional self-regard are exceeded only by his pathological dishonesty. But hey, why shouldn't Peter Strzok lie? His boss, Robert Mueller, sent four innocent men to prison for DECADES in order to preserve his pet Mafia informant Whitey Bulger. Three of those innocent men were sent to death row. Two of them DIED on death row. When confronted with irrefutable evidence of these men's innocence, Mueller FOUGHT AGAINST their release with every fiber of his being! This piece of shit, Robert Mueller, was Whitey Bulger's cockholster. Robert Mueller had Whitey Bulger's cock so far down his throat that he was tonguing his balls. Even as Bulger ran around Boston murdering people offering to testify against him, Robert Mueller protected this murderous piece of shit. THAT is who Peter Strzok's hero and mentor is. THAT is the leadership of today's FBI. God help us. Pray for America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 12, 2018 07:00 PM (VDbGO)

510 Heh, I see that Gowdy slammed Strzok today.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 07:01 PM (e7oj4)

511 4 Have you ever just see and SJW tweet and know their [sic] illiterate [?] Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2018 10:01 PM (LsBY9) Nailed it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 12, 2018 07:03 PM (pNxlR)

512 Heh, I see that Gowdy slammed Strzok today. Posted by: logprof -------------- But, but...Dems applauded Strozk. Why would that be? /sarc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:03 PM (xSo9G)

513 Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 11:59 PM (e7oj4) ----- Yep. If a woman tells me not to go to some shady place, and I get away with it unscathed, she may or may not forgive the transgression. If I call her from jail with a freshly treated stab or gunshot wound, I'm DEFINITELY getting dumped.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:04 PM (UiRxW)

514 508 I know that Bulger was protected but didn't know it was Mueller anywhere I could look that up?

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:04 PM (pWEY3)

515 MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!!!11!! damn its been so long! Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 11:59 PM (pWEY3) -------------- Uummmmm....you are not even close, if anyone bothered to read the context. But, by all means, have fun with that ill fitting meme.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:04 PM (oivx6)

516 ''Mr. Kristol, it is my great pleasure to tell you that this is your lucky day! You have inherited a thousand acres of prime land in Nigeria, and forgery is a way of life here! Please to be sending us your bank account number and transit number to cover all modalities.'' LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2018 07:04 PM (jm1YL)

517 Well.. shit. Here I sit in sunny AZ.. poor SIL has an abscess tooth and is down for a few days. So what do I do to entertain myself? Hubby is glued to the hearings during the day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 07:04 PM (7oRwq)

518 As bad as today's Strzok hearings were, I think we're going to be in for much, much worse. I have the sneaking suspicion that, if one could reach into the middle of this enormous, sordid pile of shit, grab hold and pull, one would wind up drawing forth none other than Jeff Fucking Sessions.... Did the GOPe send Jeff Sessions in as a plant, in order to sabotage the Trump campaign? Would it shock anyone here if they did?

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 12, 2018 07:05 PM (VDbGO)

519 But, but...Dems applauded Strozk. Why would that be? He's in the Hall of Fame in Cooterstown.

Posted by: Mom at July 12, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

520 How is it that Pakistan is a nuclear power and no other Islamic country is?

History is a stone cold bitch.  Time was, back when India was "non-aligned" (pro-Soviet), Pakistan was one of our best pals in the region.  We had high hopes for them.  This is also when they wore mini-skirts in Kabul.

Chuck Yeager was once our air attache with the Paki govt.  His wonderful wife, Glamorous Glennis, got interested in hygiene/birth control issues there, and found that people would not use condoms that were "white" in colour.  Somehow or another the Yeagers had contacts in the condom industry, and that's how differently-coloured condoms came to be.
Any rate, the US thought of Pakistan as an honest broker an a potential long-term ally, before Islam changed.  "Things were different then."

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 07:05 PM (8ZmvG)

521 512 If I call her from jail with a freshly treated stab or gunshot wound, I'm DEFINITELY getting dumped. if I called T from jail it was most likely her who stabbed or shot me

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:05 PM (pWEY3)

522 So what do I do to entertain myself? Hubby is glued to the hearings during the day. Posted by: Jewells45 --------- Well, stay away from sketchy bars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:06 PM (JEV/2)

523 Tulsa Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbaz_T6BN3g

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 07:06 PM (vWMNq)

524 A girlfriend is not necessarily family. A wife or daughter is. He owes way more to a wife or daughter than to a girlfriend.

Posted by: Usntakim at July 12, 2018 07:06 PM (0OmEj)

525 So the doctor in the ER today looked like Keanu Reeves. I wanted to call him Neo. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite When he offered, I assume you took the red pill and not the blue one.

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 07:07 PM (P1f+c)

526 Oh.. and hubby is fascinated with the stupid toilets here in the condo.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 07:07 PM (7oRwq)

527 So how do I sign up for a horde email addy?

Bert G, if you're still here, just email me:

Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:07 PM (IcT7t)

528 A lot is being said about Strzok facial expressions and arrogance. In my opinion, it was so over the top that I believe it was an act with the added benefit of using it to claim insanity later on.

Posted by: Martell at July 12, 2018 07:07 PM (gInrg)

529 Of course not, qdpsteve!  Sorry, I'm somewhat scattered today.

>>>Hey Miley! I'm sorry to hear about your family troubles.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 11:52 PM (NWiLs)


Thank you, Insomniac.  Get this - my brother and I take my other brother, who for the past two days has been disoriented, to the ER for evaluation.  When asked who the President was, he said Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 07:07 PM (txw6d)

530 514 But, by all means, have fun with that ill fitting meme. Trust me, I will...its what I do 516 Jewel, take up golf....tons of courses there

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:08 PM (pWEY3)

531 I was honestly surprised by what a sleaze Strozk is. Not shocked, mind you, but I just reached a new level of disgust.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (0+2a1)

532 Well, stay away from sketchy bars. I would never go into a bar alone. Sketchy or not.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (7oRwq)

533 Miley, no problemo, hope things work out with your family. Prayers up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

534 When he offered, I assume you took the red pill and not the blue one.

Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (P1f+c)


Yeah, I'm a red pill kinda girl.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (txw6d)

535 He's in the Hall of Fame in Cooterstown. Posted by: Mom at July 13, 2018 12:05 AM (IqV8l) --LMAO

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (e7oj4)

536 Oh.. and hubby is fascinated with the stupid toilets here in the condo.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (7oRwq)


G'day bidet!

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (QLvwG)

537 When asked who the President was, he said Mitt Romney. I assume that's the result of the chartreuse pill.

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2018 07:09 PM (P1f+c)

538 525 Oh.. and hubby is fascinated with the stupid toilets here in the condo is it a Toto? I soooooooooooo want a Toto Japanese got that one right

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (pWEY3)

539 Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (IcT7t) I sent you an e-mail to that address last night. Did you get it? Hasn't bounced back here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (bNb8V)

540 A lot is being said about Strzok facial expressions and arrogance. In my opinion, it was so over the top that I believe it was an act with the added benefit of using it to claim insanity later on. Posted by: Martell ------------- Momentary lapses in the controlling psychopathy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (0+2a1)

541 523 A girlfriend is not necessarily family. Posted by: Usntakim at July 13, 2018 12:06 AM (0OmEj) Ever been to Londonistan?

Posted by: Abdul from Palestine at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (e7oj4)

542 513 "508 I know that Bulger was protected but didn't know it was Mueller anywhere I could look that up?" Louis Gohmert wrote a 48 page summary of Robert Mueller's ongoing corruption. "Mueller Unmasked" https://tinyurl.com/y93jl36m Feel free to pass that along to any and all who might be interested. This pile of excrement should have a shit-ton of sunshine directed on all of his corrupt activities.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (VDbGO)

543 Jewel, take up golf....tons of courses there ugh.. tried golf many years ago. Hated it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (7oRwq)

544 On the 4chan thing, I refuse to take it too seriously. But dating relationships are like at-will employment: you can be fired for any reason at all, arbitrary or unreasonable or not. Tough cookies. No one dating you is obligated to stay. Want to change that? That's what marriage is for.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 07:10 PM (H5knJ)

545 Is "Nayeli" a common name? I must admit my provincial ignorance of that moniker. it sounds like something you catch during a "golf trip" in Thailand Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 11:53 PM (pWEY3) Deport her back to shitlandia so that she will no longer be surrounded by people that make her feel inferior. She will be happier in the long run.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 07:11 PM (/qEW2)

546 ncj, LOL. Guess what group I'm listening to... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:11 PM (eMKNe)

547 Sam Adams, I have been saying the same thing about Mueller/Whitey for years. Thanks. I actually put Mueller lower on the circle of hell than Whitey. Everybody knew what Whitey was at the time. Mueller is dirtier than most mob bosses. Probably more responsible for more unfortunate end of life happenings too. Mueller has a body count comparable to the Arkansas crime family.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2018 07:11 PM (KP5rU)

548 Making Believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOttRBenZHU

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 07:12 PM (vWMNq)

549 In an alternative universe, I wonder what thing would be like if Mittens had won back in 2012? 4 more years of Barky led to Teh Donald.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 07:12 PM (8O3HH)

550 541 many thanks, ill check it out later 542 understandable I only play it because T loves it hence I play

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:12 PM (pWEY3)

551 is it a Toto? I soooooooooooo want a Toto Japanese got that one right Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July The brand is Mayfair. Pretty efficient little thing. Holds very little water and there is button #1 and button #2 for when you flush.. You can guess what that means.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 07:12 PM (7oRwq)

552 545 no cant be Toto?

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:13 PM (pWEY3)

553 A lot is being said about Strzok facial expressions and arrogance. In my opinion, it was so over the top that I believe it was an act with the added benefit of using it to claim insanity later on. Posted by: Martell at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (gInrg) ------------- Nope. As I had posted several times today, they must be trained for this reaction to Congressional testimony going into the job that may require it. Every fcuking one of them has the headcocked, smarmy, completely defiant and arrogant look of that useless scrunt, Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:13 PM (oivx6)

554 Gone unmentioned (as of comment # 269) is if the now ex-boyfriend had gone to pick her up and helped her after her claim of being raped, what are the odds she would have accused HIM of raping her? IMAO, based upon the scenario presented, the guy can #walkaway with a clean conscience. Now if he wants to go out of his way to be nice to her, that's on him. But to make it that he has an obligation to help her or something just because he was shacked up with her is nonsense. The gambling scenario is good. Say I'm a compulsive gambler who loses the rent money after the now ex-girlfriend told me to quit gambling. She leaves. He now goes to a loan shark to borrow the rent money, gets behind on payments and gets beat up. Should the now ex-girlfriend pay off the loan shark? How long after a breakup is final, sans kids, is one obligated to be at the ex's beck and call?

Posted by: RickZ at July 12, 2018 07:13 PM (8lsuS)

555 Ah, my friends in grey boxes. No Wi-Fi at dad til next woken. Hhes getting worse but I think I have days covered and me at every nite. Be well my horde.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 12, 2018 07:14 PM (Rhive)

556 The dark Obama years are over.  Screw Mittens.

Is that raaaaayciss?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 07:14 PM (txw6d)

557 Thank you, Insomniac. Get this - my brother and I take my other brother, who for the past two days has been disoriented, to the ER for evaluation. When asked who the President was, he said Mitt Romney. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (txw6d) At least he didn't say Hillary Clinton. But seriously, Miley, I hope that his issues can be resolved by some simple measures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:14 PM (bNb8V)

558 Pakistan was founded by an atheist, by the way. Jinnah. It was founded as a refuge from the stupid near-communist and Hindu-bigoted Indian regime forming in the rest of the subcontinent. A lot of Christians fled for refuge over there, as well as Sikhs. I expect Zia ul-Haq is taking a lot of thorny dick in his afterlife.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 07:14 PM (6FqZa)

559 545 ncj, LOL. Guess what group I'm listening to... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe) --I heard somewhere that when Toto first toured Japan, they were so flattered by all the ads for them, and of course were disappointed that they were ads for the toilet instead.

Posted by: Abdul from Palestine at July 12, 2018 07:15 PM (e7oj4)

560 You can tell by the way I walk my walk,I'm a racist white,no time to talk... The Bee Gees

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2018 07:15 PM (LiyEm)

561 That's what marriage is for. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 13, 2018 12:10 AM (H5knJ) ----- In most states marriage is like at-will employment, too. Except that it also comes with a substantial financial incentive for one party to fire the other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:15 PM (UiRxW)

562 I still need to watch Christopher Lee's movie about Jinnah. Lee himself said it was his best performance. And Lee was a cinema god.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 07:15 PM (6FqZa)

563 is it a Toto? I soooooooooooo want a Toto Japanese got that one right Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 13, 2018 12:10 AM (pWEY3) Totos only in Kansas. Or Oz. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (bNb8V)

564 Thank you, Insomniac. Get this - my brother and I take my other brother, who for the past two days has been disoriented, to the ER for evaluation. When asked who the President was, he said Mitt Romney. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (txw6d) Oh dear. Poor man was definitely out of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

565 548 In an alternative universe, I wonder what thing would be like if Mittens had won back in 2012? 4 more years of Barky led to Teh Donald. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 12:12 AM (8O3HH The Obamacare bailout, not repeal attempts, would have been pushed through and signed. Business class Republicans would all be super happy while the working class struggled more. We'd be looking at nice moderate replacements for Scalia and Kennedy.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (cAnNx)

566 Well, goodnight my fellow Hordelings.  Thank you again for your prayers.

I'm just grateful that Mitt Romney isn't POTUS.

God bless and protect Donald J. Trump!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (txw6d)

567 I also forgot to mention that Thai SEAL is awesome. What a stud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (UiRxW)

568 When asked who the President was, he said Mitt Romney. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (txw6d) You *know* who this benefits.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

569 Nayeli, Have you ever studied some chick's selfie and just known from their ''oh so sexy'' parted lips and ''come hither'' gaze that her bra size is larger than her IQ?

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2018 07:16 PM (jm1YL)

570 The brand is Mayfair. Pretty efficient little thing. Holds very little water and there is button #1 and button #2 for when you flush.. You can guess what that means. Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 12:12 AM (7oRwq) --Those are called Australian toilets. Like the Australian ballot, a nice invention.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 07:17 PM (e7oj4)

571 I sent you an e-mail to that address last night. Did you get it? Hasn't bounced back here.

Don't see it.  I'll check if it popped into the abuse account or something.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:17 PM (IcT7t)

572 @546 chavez the hugo, Agree completely. Whitey Bulger was who he was, a murderous gangster. At least he had the balls to be who he was 100%. Mueller pretending to be a man of integrity is beyond nauseating. He's a murderous, crooked pile of shit, hiding behind a badge. Lots and lots of people murdered because of Robert Mueller....

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 12, 2018 07:17 PM (VDbGO)

573 Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 13, 2018 12:14 AM (Rhive) ----- Glad to see you. And, hang in there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:18 PM (UiRxW)

574 Heh. Gowdy's best comment to Strozk today, "I don't give a damn what you appreciate."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:18 PM (JEV/2)

575 533 When he offered, I assume you took the red pill and not the blue one. Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (P1f+c) Yeah, I'm a red pill kinda girl. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 13, 2018 12:09 AM (txw6d) And you look for the guy that doesn't need to take the blue one.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 07:18 PM (cAnNx)

576 550 nice!! Sea Story!!!! gather round kids cause the Chief has a story many years ago when I first visited Rome (86) my hotel room had two toilets...one with no lid I tried to flush it and it shot water straight up wth?!!! so I asked my friend what it was for and he said to sit when im done and itll clean me up well hell yeah, got to get some of that so later on after doing my dirty thang I sat down and hit the switch that cold water shot me up so hard I almost hit the ceiling needless to say I dropped the hotel's water pressure for hours that day

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:19 PM (pWEY3)

577 Indian Nuclear Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnn9J7b5bJk

This guy (swamy) is still going strong in indian politics.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2018 07:19 PM (vWMNq)

578 Don't see it. I'll check if it popped into the abuse account or something. Posted by: Blanco Basura ------------ 'Abuse Account'? Hmm. Might also want to check in the 'Argument Account'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:19 PM (nhAAH)

579 @ Navy Cop Joe. I've got my old pair of Cochoran Jump Boots around here, somewhere. While they're not the storied Hobnailed Jackboots of Door Kicking Yore....they're still a substantial pair of ass-kicking bootery. If you're ever visiting the Houston area of Texas, Ima bring 'em to you so you can autograph 'em for me. Sooner or later, Antifa will riot in my AO, and it'd be grand to brand 'em with a waffle tread patterned boot bearing your moniker, sir! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2018 07:20 PM (QzJWU)

580 Have you ever studied some chick's selfie and just known from their ''oh so sexy'' parted lips and ''come hither'' gaze that her bra size is larger than her IQ? I was on MySpace when Turd Girl made the rounds. Some dumb bimbo had taken a bathroom selfie with unflushed terlit. 1. the terlit doesn't need to be in the picture 2. flush!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

581 --Those are called Australian toilets. No shit?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 07:20 PM (7oRwq)

582 There are old condoms and there are bold condoms...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:20 PM (IqV8l)

583 Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (IcT7t)

Sent you one.  I'll check for a response in the AM.  Thanks!

Posted by: Bert G at July 12, 2018 07:21 PM (yzxic)

584 so I asked my friend what it was for and he said to sit when im done and itll clean me up well hell yeah, got to get some of that so later on after doing my dirty thang I sat down and hit the switch that cold water shot me up so hard I almost hit the ceiling needless to say I dropped the hotel's water pressure for hours that day Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 13, 2018 12:19 AM (pWEY3 Ron White talking about using a Bidet. "It said 'Oscillate' and I said 'Why Not!?'"

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 07:22 PM (cAnNx)

585 580 --Those are called Australian toilets. No shit? Posted by: Jewells45 at July 13, 2018 12:20 AM (7oRwq) --Being a desert country-continent, you get why those would be useful.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 07:22 PM (e7oj4)

586 'Abuse Account'?

Hmm. Might also want to check in the 'Argument Account'.



I was originally going to be the "self-abuse" account, but I didn't think people attempting to report spam would appreciate the joke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:23 PM (IcT7t)

587 WRT the greentext rape story... everything posted on 4chan is a lie.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2018 07:23 PM (FY/Oe)

588 Those are called Australian toilets. Can't be. Australian toilets drain in the opposite direction. They don't work in the northern hemisphere.

Posted by: science! at July 12, 2018 07:23 PM (P1f+c)

589 When asked who the President was, he said Mitt Romney. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 13, 2018 12:07 AM (txw6d) ------ Try not to worry too much. When my old man came out of a coma during the second Bush administration, he answered Nixon. Over the next two weeks it became Carter, Ford, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and finally the right one. Sometimes brains reset to a weird place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:23 PM (UiRxW)

590 At least he didn't say Hillary Clinton. But seriously, Miley, I hope that his issues can be resolved by some simple measures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 12:14 AM (bNb8V)


Hillary?!  Fuck me, that would have been awful!


Thank you, AOP.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at July 12, 2018 07:24 PM (txw6d)

591 Well, goodnight my fellow Hordelings. Thank you again for your prayers. I'm just grateful that Mitt Romney isn't POTUS. God bless and protect Donald J. Trump! Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at July 13, 2018 12:16 AM (txw6d) G'nite, Miss Miley. Pet the kitty for me. No, the CAT. The one that purrs. *oh, shit, this ain't going right, izzit?* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2018 07:24 PM (QzJWU)

592 The fact that Strzok neither took the Fifth nor had a lawyer demonstrates his arrogance.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 07:24 PM (e7oj4)

593 578 I always wanted cochorans but I was a Bates Light kind of guy T is almost ready to retire and we are looking at Texas real estate Arizona too

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:25 PM (pWEY3)

594 nite all, be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2018 07:25 PM (KP5rU)

595 I don't see how the guy gets the blame. He thought his girlfriend was up to something, he expressed his discretion to her, she gets all modern about it, and shows just how much judgment she lacks by going with 2 guys who raped her. She's got bad-to-no judgment, and her victimizing herself is not *his* problem--especially when he told her that would be the end. This is the transactional relationship level, as a Christian, for me it would be a whole different ball game. And you can't but believe that this was a transactoinal relationship, because he got the "you don't own me" bullshit for *using* his discretion.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 07:26 PM (YOhRS)

596 Europe is shitting their collective pants over Trump's threat to withdraw from NATO. Leverage is a motherfucker. All we needed is someone willing to use it. What are they worried about anyway? It's not like Russia is going to suddenly decided that the Fulda Gap Gambit looks like a winner. They're more interested in bringing traditionally Russian areas back into the fold. They can't even pacify the Crimea. No I think they're more interested in our largess that comes from being locked into things with them like NATO. They can sit back and explore more interesting ways of shoving stuff up their asses while we foot the bill. Trump's having none of it. It's going to get interesting going forward, and by interesting I mean they're totally going to fold. Also Theresa May isn't going to be PM going forward.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

597 Sorry, AOP, I don't see anything from you.  Dug through the my account and the two administrative ones that never should have received it.


I can check the mail logs, but I don't think they're going to tell a much different story.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:26 PM (IcT7t)

598 Miley, please understand that I am praying hard for your family, and I hope that their health improves dramatically by tomorrow's ONT and continues to improve thereafter. I am not making light of a serious situation AT ALL. That being said, LOLd at you brother saying Mitt was president.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 12, 2018 07:26 PM (CTvSA)

599 591 The fact that Strzok neither took the Fifth nor had a lawyer demonstrates his arrogance Or just shows the deep state is everywhere and he knows it's all for show and his ass is covered. Even by GOP in the room.

Posted by: keena at July 12, 2018 07:27 PM (RiTnx)

600 T is almost ready to retire and we are looking at Texas real estate
Arizona too



Sorry, Arizona's closed.   Gila monster out front should have told you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:27 PM (IcT7t)

601 A CNN Common Tator actually tried to make a case for Mad Maxscene for President in 2020. No, really. They did. http://dailycaller.com/2018/07/12/ cnn-commentator-maxine-president/

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:28 PM (oivx6)

602 595 Trump is living up to his MAGA still jealous of his hot wife though

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:29 PM (pWEY3)

603 599 Sorry, Arizona's closed. Gila monster out front should have told you negative im a democrat, we go to all the red states

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (pWEY3)

604 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 12:26 AM (4ErVI) ------- I hope you're right about May.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (UiRxW)

605 Sorry, AOP, I don't see anything from you. Dug through the my account and the two administrative ones that never should have received it. I can check the mail logs, but I don't think they're going to tell a much different story. Posted by: Blanco Basura ------------- I would suspect Russian tinkering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:31 PM (xSo9G)

606 There's a guy I read at Quora who is *convinced* WW3 is coming in 2020. Here's his timeline: - One year from now: Kim will launch a nuke at the US, that's capable of hitting us. - Trump responds, basically wiping NK off the map. (This guy doesn't say if it's a nuclear response or not.) - China and Russia begin to tussle over who gets the (he claims) $9 trillion worth of resources underneath NK's rubble. - America intervenes, leading to WW3. I admit it sounds unlikely to me. What do folks here think?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:32 PM (eMKNe)

607 I admit it sounds unlikely to me. What do folks here think? Posted by: qdpsteve ---- Not happening. I'm predicting SMOD in 2019.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (xSo9G)

608 negative im a democrat, we go to all the red states Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 13, 2018 12:31 AM (pWEY3) ---------- Well then, do not even think of coming to North GA. We're damn full of Floridiots as it is.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:34 PM (oivx6)

609 If North Korea had $9 trillion worth of resources underneath it North Korea wouldn't exist. It would be a Chinese province.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 07:35 PM (cAnNx)

610 Ron White talking about using a Bidet. "It said 'Oscillate' and I said 'Why Not!?'" Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2018 * * * I think what is so relatable, or even endearing, about White is that every route on his decision tree is, "Well, fuck it."

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (H5knJ)

611 negative
im a democrat, we go to all the red states


Then I suggest Tucson.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (IcT7t)

612 buzzion and Mike, hmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (eMKNe)

613 Dodger game just now. Bums have two on, and Mrs. Simple asks who on first and third. I believe you all know the answer.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 12, 2018 07:36 PM (w7U7L)

614 607 too close to Tennessee that's were nck is hell, finally got rid of her, I don't want to be that close

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (pWEY3)

615 - China and Russia begin to tussle over who gets the (he claims) $9 trillion worth of resources underneath NK's rubble. - America intervenes, leading to WW3. I admit it sounds unlikely to me. What do folks here think? Posted by: qdpstev If there were $9T in resources under NKorea it would already be part of China.

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Cnt92)

616 504 Japanese Idols: Fairies (PV) - Bangin' https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cgh-_EnBwWY Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 11:59 PM (YRXy3) Current show in Japan is called "Back Street Girls ~Goku Dolls~" about three Yakuza who messed up and are forced to get a sex change + body sculpting in order to become idols...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (itfg0)

617 Here's the Ron White, bidet bit. Not the best quality. https://youtu.be/FmltPi531Z4

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (cAnNx)

618 I can check the mail logs, but I don't think they're going to tell a much different story. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 12:26 AM (IcT7t) Well, I resent it. Definitely did not bounce back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (bNb8V)

619 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe) ----- If NK had $9T worth of resources, China and Russia would already be doing more than tussling over Kim's rubble. And, more than likely, we'd have some scheme to keep perpetuating that as long as possible by arming both sides.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (UiRxW)

620 buzzion, I type slower

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 07:37 PM (Cnt92)

621 607 too close to Tennessee that's were nck is hell, finally got rid of her, I don't want to be that close Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 13, 2018 12:37 AM (pWEY3) ---------- Cool. Yes it is very close. May I suggest a quaint parcel in, say, Sedona AZ?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (oivx6)

622 Sometimes the quick are the dead.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 07:39 PM (cAnNx)

623 610 Tucson? too liberal T would get all crazy and start running them all down most likely we'll find a house next to a golf course wake up early, drink beer on the patio and yell obscenities at the golfers

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (pWEY3)

624 ''I admit it sounds unlikely to me. What do folks here think?'' Unlikely as long as Trump keeps up his pen pal relationship with chubby boy. It's his way of keeping the cray cray down. It's genius really.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2018 07:40 PM (jm1YL)

625 603 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 12:26 AM (4ErVI) ------- I hope you're right about May. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 12:31 AM (UiRxW) I think so. For all the noise they make, they're so incredibly dependent upon us that's it funny. I think Trump gets that. I have no insights into the inner workings of the British parliament or the British cuckservative party, but I think she might be done. Trump's threat to withdraw from the "Special Relationship" treaty is surely sending waves of piss down pants right now. He's also turning the vise on Brexit and May's cucking on it. We really could do a sweet deal based on our historic relationship, and I'd like to see one just based on my affinity for the old sod (I'm Scottish like Trump and probably related to him in some distant way), but they've got to quite acting like fags. Trump expressed an interest in Boris, but he's probably just turning the screws. Whatever the case we need someone with some backbone over there. Hopefully we'll get it (I'm pessimistic about it).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 07:41 PM (4ErVI)

626 Cool. Yes it is very close. May I suggest a quaint parcel in, say, Sedona AZ? Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 12:39 AM (oivx6) Sedona is soon going to acquire a rich widow who will need consoling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (bNb8V)

627 Well, I resent it. Definitely did not bounce back.

OK, checked the mail logs, it's being rejected at my end.  I'll have to figure out why, 'cause I didn't tell it to do that.
In the meantime, since I can see your address in the logs, I'll set you up and send you something.  Hope that email doesn't meet the same fate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:42 PM (IcT7t)

628 Woke me up when I can sight my 8MM Mauser 48s ( yes I have 2, one scoped at 400 yards, the other iron sights at 200.) Shoot and manuever. Old, but not dumb. Wait for the first shot. Goodnight to all.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 12, 2018 07:43 PM (zvTcq)

629 Of course 4Chan love stories are fake.  But, like that parable of the trolley car and your kids, this was meant as an ethics development exercise.  For some reason people think that's cute.  Real ethics students try to avoid human interaction.

Here's a biblical behavior update:  try to imagine the good Samaritan filling out hospital admission forms for the guy he found by the side of the road.

If I took a girl to a doctor's office, and said, Doc, this is my girlfriend, kind of an iffy relationship, but she's in a jam and I promised to help.  Check her out for multiple rape damage, will ya, and make sure she didn't just pick up some bizarre new VD from multiple exposures? 

They have several levels of police authorities on speed dial.  I'd never make it out of the waiting room.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 07:43 PM (8ZmvG)

630 - One year from now: Kim will launch a nuke at the US, that's capable of hitting us. I don't think so

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

631 595 Europe is shitting their collective pants over Trump's threat to withdraw from NATO. Leverage is a motherfucker. All we needed is someone willing to use it. What are they worried about anyway? It's not like Russia is going to suddenly decided that the Fulda Gap Gambit looks like a winner. They're more interested in bringing traditionally Russian areas back into the fold. They can't even pacify the Crimea. No I think they're more interested in our largess that comes from being locked into things with them like NATO. They can sit back and explore more interesting ways of shoving stuff up their asses while we foot the bill. Trump's having none of it. It's going to get interesting going forward, and by interesting I mean they're totally going to fold. Also Theresa May isn't going to be PM going forward. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 12:26 AM (4ErVI) A preferable strategy, if you really wanted to sever the U.S. from NATO obligations, is to get the E.U. to form its own Euro-army (which they already want to do). This would keep non-EU countries like Canada, the U.K. (soon), and Iceland away from the Eurocrats grubby military aegis. (Other non-EU NATO countries are Norway, Montenegro, Albania, and Turkey). I remember reading somewhere (Richard Fernandez over at PJMedia, IIRC), who said that international politics is shapping up to include three major/superpowers: Europe, USA, and China. Europe would be easy to bring down by setting up the Jihadis and Russians against them (they are going to collapse anyway), but we must be ready to seize their nukes, their gold/art, and their non-European overseas territories. China would be easier to contain then bring down, but taking multiple different strategies to bring them down would be preferable, with the ultimate end goal to break up China and stoke ethnic/sectional revivals.

Posted by: The Wargaming Hat at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (itfg0)

632 I admit it sounds unlikely to me. What do folks here think? Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe) I think they just made legal where he lives.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (h2Bdk)

633 Ever see a black person and wonder if he/she is a porter?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighorhood Witch at July 12, 2018 07:46 PM (HLTe8)

634 Ace's liver, funny you mention that. This guy is from my neck of the woods in SoCal... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:47 PM (eMKNe)

635 Cool. Yes it is very close. May I suggest a quaint parcel in, say, Sedona AZ? Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 12:39 AM (oivx6) Sedona is soon going to acquire a rich widow who will need consoling. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 12:42 AM (bNb8V) ----------- Yes, yes it is. Plus, Budweiser Distributor heiress worth about $200 million. If I were in any kind of physical or financial shape, there ya go. Regrettably, I am not. Those folks swim with their own.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (oivx6)

636 if lil kim launched at the US it would most likely hit here in Hawaii on the bright side it would fix our homeless problem bad side it would screw up my golf thursdays

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (pWEY3)

637 Ever see a black person and wonder if he/she is a porter? Posted by: Your Friendly Neighorhood Witch at July 13, 2018 12:46 AM (HLTe Jerry Van Dyke's mother was a Porter, and he looked pretty pasty white to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (bNb8V)

638 Tucson? too liberal
T would get all crazy and start running them all down
most likely we'll find a house next to a golf course
wake up early, drink beer on the patio and yell obscenities at the golfers



That's where we keep most of our Democrats.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 07:49 PM (IcT7t)

639 >>- One year from now: Kim will launch a nuke at the US, that's capable of hitting us. Where exactly would it hit us? They can barely get one over Japan with any reliability.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 07:49 PM (OfVWt)

640 garrett, good question

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (eMKNe)

641 Your Friendly Neighorhood Witch at July 13, 2018 12:46 AM (HLTe You ever see your face in a mirror and wonder if you made the right choice in life, trolling at Ace's for attention that you don't get at home?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

642 The supposed EU Army is only going to require half the GDP percentage military expenditure that the NATO gentlemanly agreement begs for.  It's bargain-basement, so of course the EU lords will go for it.  They'll have enough military to do a nice parade several times a year.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 07:50 PM (8ZmvG)

643 Ever see a black person and wonder if he/she is a porter? Posted by: Your Friendly Neighorhood Witch That's come kind of beer, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

644 638 Garrett!!!! dude, remember when I first got here and nck was just born? SHE'S ABOUT TO START COLLEGE!!!!

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (pWEY3)

645 What up NCJ? Long time no see.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 07:51 PM (OfVWt)

646 Where exactly would it hit us? They can barely get one over Japan with any reliability. Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 12:49 AM (OfVWt) Oh, shit. (buys lead umbrella, and water wings)

Posted by: Guam at July 12, 2018 07:52 PM (bNb8V)

647 China would be easier to contain then bring down, but taking multiple different strategies to bring them down would be preferable, with the ultimate end goal to break up China and stoke ethnic/sectional revivals. Posted by: The Wargaming Hat at July 13, 2018 12:46 AM (itfg0) We don't do that, unfortunately. We need some British foreign policy guys from the 1930s apparently. They were masters at putting groups against one another. They lost the will to do so after WWII. At this point I'd settle for a group of real assholes to do this to the Left in this country. They're ripe for this type of attack and it would be so easy to do it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (4ErVI)

648 644 I figured id stop by and say hello, see who is around get my pet phrase out (which I did)

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (pWEY3)

649 Oh, shit. (buys lead umbrella, and water wings) Posted by: Guam Just tip over and it will miss you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

650 638 >>- One year from now: Kim will launch a nuke at the US, that's capable of hitting us. Where exactly would it hit us? They can barely get one over Japan with any reliability. Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 12:49 AM (OfVWt) What if they sneaked it into Canada and then illegally across the American border? Imagine multiple bombs going off in a coordinated attack.

Posted by: The Wargaming Hat at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (itfg0)

651 >>dude, remember when I first got here and nck was just born? I do. And that is all kinds of fucked up. I think I remember you getting her her first guitar.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 07:53 PM (OfVWt)

652 "Mistah Chairman....Mistah Chairman....Point of Order, Mistah Chairman....Parliamentary Inquiry, Mistah Chairman....Mistah Chairman. Mistah chairman...."

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 12, 2018 07:54 PM (VDbGO)

653 Hat, hmm. I gotta go but please keep bouncing around your ideas, everyone, I love reading them. Goodnight and thanks for the fun chat tonight. Another weekend's coming...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2018 07:55 PM (eMKNe)

654 650 yep an ESP M-1 George Lynch Tiger which is on the wall next to me she took her Charvel and the mini Marshall with her

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:56 PM (pWEY3)

655 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2018 12:41 AM (4ErVI) ----- I have a cultural ( if not blood-and-soil) affinity with the British, as I think most Americans do. I definitely wish them the best. I think this is a weird, pivotal moment. May was always #Remain. But when Cameron handed over the reins, she promised to do the will of the people, and execute Brexit promptly. She didn't, she pissed off Brexit voters, called an ill-advised snap election, fucked it up, nearly lost Parliament, and seriously weakened her own party. Now she's being hit from her own right flank, and if she goes down (which I hope happens) I think the next regular election would come down to a referendum on Johnson/Brexit vs Corbyn/Forget-About-Brexit. But, I'm not British, so I don't really get all the parliamentary folderol, either. I'm just piecing it together from panicked editorials over the last two years

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (UiRxW)

656 @605.... EMP. There's sooooooo much speculative Fiction about that Fuckin Nightmare Scenario available. The EMP Apocalypse is WHY Nuclear Proliferation is such a "thing"....an rightfully So. The U.S. G would eradicate those responsible.........But, 250 MILLION American's would die as a result of Massive EMP..... Bitter Victory indeed..... Sadly, those of US in the Kingdom here......well, we just get to Die later most likely...... I PRAY Every Single Day this Never Happens. Oh Well, the Octane is Strong tonight Horde Of AWESOME...... So God Bless Y'all.....as Always, Y'all DESERVE It. Thank Y'all for being here. It means so much. Appreciate y'all.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2018 07:57 PM (DpTgu)

657 650 oh, and she looks just like T but with blue eyes and 4 inches taller shocks me how fast she grew up

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (pWEY3)

658 she took her Charvel and the mini Marshall with her

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 13, 2018 12:56 AM (pWEY3)




The mark of a true believer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2018 07:58 PM (9Om/r)

659 >>What if they sneaked it into Canada and then illegally across the American border? Imagine multiple bombs going off in a coordinated attack. Hezbollah and Iran, yes. But not from Canada. Mexico. Norks...no. Here's the thing about Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles and Nuke Technology. It's hard shit to get working. At best, these guys will be slinging Fat Boy yield sized Nukes. Inaccurately. And unreliably. The retaliatory power we can unleash in a justifiable response is so mind numbling huge as to border on ridiculous.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (OfVWt)

660 657 hey berserker, long time my man yep, she may have my wife's looks and brains but she has my personality ...poor kid

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 08:00 PM (pWEY3)

661 Ever see a black person and wonder if he/she is a porter? Posted by: Your Friendly Neighorhood Witch ---- Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 08:01 PM (UiRxW)

662 >> she looks just like T but with blue eyes and 4 inches taller I am going to refrain from making any Volunteer jokes. But T is about the loveliest thing under the sun. I can only imagine how adorable the Monster is.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 08:02 PM (OfVWt)

663 She didn't, she pissed off Brexit voters, called an ill-advised snap election, fucked it up, nearly lost Parliament, and seriously weakened her own party. Now she's being hit from her own right flank, and if she goes down (which I hope happens) I think the next regular election would come down to a referendum on Johnson/Brexit vs Corbyn/Forget-About-Brexit. But, I'm not British, so I don't really get all the parliamentary folderol, either. I'm just piecing it together from panicked editorials over the last two years Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 12:57 AM (UiRxW) Interestingly, the snap election probably stopped her from handing over Northern Ireland, either de facto or de jure. She currently needs to ally with Unionists from Ulster, and they made it clear that they would not accept the plan that May was floating to set up an internal customs border between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK, so that the current open border with Ireland (negotiated back in the '90's) could remain within the EU customs union. Best thing would be to make sure the deal was unpalatable to enough of Parliament, vote it down, and then force a Hard Brexit.

Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Pip-Pip-Cheerio Version at July 12, 2018 08:05 PM (itfg0)

664 @632, 633..... ONT Gold...... Plus One Unc an QD

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2018 08:06 PM (DpTgu)

665 661 its shocking but she's got a good head on her shoulders and will do well she's living with her grandma so im not worried about her doing dumb shit grandma is hardcore spanish

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (pWEY3)

666 evil post?

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (pWEY3)

667 damn

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 08:07 PM (pWEY3)

668 okay kids got to run to the store for she who runs my life ill be back later don't break shit while im gone

Posted by: ncj gone but not forgotten at July 12, 2018 08:08 PM (pWEY3)

669 >>she's got a good head on her shoulders and will do well she's living with her grandma so im not worried about her doing dumb shit grandma is hardcore spanish I am sure she does. Her Mom is pretty badass and her Dad... well, your guess is as good as mine as to who that might be? But, she had her Mom. That's the important thing.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 08:09 PM (OfVWt)

670 Hezbollah and Iran, yes. But not from Canada. Mexico. Norks...no. Here's the thing about Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles and Nuke Technology. It's hard shit to get working. At best, these guys will be slinging Fat Boy yield sized Nukes. Inaccurately. And unreliably. The retaliatory power we can unleash in a justifiable response is so mind numbling huge as to border on ridiculous. Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 01:00 AM (OfVWt) But if you smuggle it across, you don't need a missile, so size isn't that much of a concern. Also, with Canada's Prime Minister Zoolander in charge, it'd probably be easier to get through Canada. As for attribution, if the Norks could trade some nuclear material with someone else, and use someone else's nuke design, they'd be able to place the blame on someone else (fission product isotopes are fingerprints, so as to speak, for both source and bomb design type. I'd be surprised if all nuclear-capable countries already had something like that ready to go.

Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Nuclear Forensics for Fun and Profit at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (itfg0)

671 The Peter Smarm viral video will make a hell of a GOP election commercial.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 08:10 PM (JhE5a)

672 Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Pip-Pip-Cheerio Version at July 13, 2018 01:05 AM (itfg0) ----- Oy vey. I guess we have major policy initiatives routinely swing on regional interests like that, so I guess I get it but... what a mess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 08:11 PM (UiRxW)

673 I just assume the Norks know they would be cashing in their entire Culture, Population and History to lash out with only the hope of doing (statistically) minimal damage. The thing about the Terrorist Proxies is that they are dispersed and hard to pin down / eradicate because of it. This would embolden them to undertake the style of attack you are talking about.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 08:13 PM (OfVWt)

674
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighorhood Witch
---
Wow, Bill Clinton posted here.

Posted by: Methos at July 12, 2018 08:13 PM (XQvuQ)

675 AOP, you should have something in your inbox from me, as the logs say it went out OK.

If all else fails you can still text me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (IcT7t)

676 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 08:14 PM (MeS8s)

677 671 Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Pip-Pip-Cheerio Version at July 13, 2018 01:05 AM (itfg0) ----- Oy vey. I guess we have major policy initiatives routinely swing on regional interests like that, so I guess I get it but... what a mess. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 01:11 AM (UiRxW) The thing is, that the Unionist/Protestant areas were very pro-Brexit, while the Republican/Catholic areas were very remain. Northern Ireland being torn from the U.K. and forcibly reunited with Ireland would set off the Ulter paramilitaries, and they are far nasty than the IRA or any other such paramilitary force within an EU country right now. Of course, if the pissing match gets real, expect the EU to machinate for Scottish independence, while the U.K. starts recognizing break-away attempts like with Catalonia.

Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Brexit is the New Orange at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (itfg0)

678 The Peter Smarm viral video will make a hell of a GOP election commercial.


Guy reminds me of the John Saxon character from Dr Who.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 08:17 PM (IcT7t)

679 677 The Peter Smarm viral video will make a hell of a GOP election commercial. Guy reminds me of the John Saxon character from Dr Who. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 01:17 AM (IcT7t) Link?

Posted by: The Viral-Free Hat at July 12, 2018 08:20 PM (itfg0)

680 AOP, you should have something in your inbox from me, as the logs say it went out OK. If all else fails you can still text me. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 01:14 AM (IcT7t) Got it, logged in, and read the terms and conditions. Thanks.

Posted by: Guam at July 12, 2018 08:21 PM (bNb8V)

681 Off, topsy-turvy sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 08:22 PM (bNb8V)

682 8 Note to nayeli: They're. T H E Y ' R E Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2018 10:02 PM (z79tQ) Ever see a white person correct a person of color's spelling and just know they're racist?

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

683 *reads article on Germany*

Oh geez. Two times in the past five years Germany has called a halt to deliveries of the Eurofighter Typhoon to the Luftwaffe because of burrs in drilled out holes in the aft fuselage that BaE built. Burrs that have no impact on anything since the RAF is busily flying the dickens out of their Typhoons and adapting them to replace the GR Tornadoes that are due for phase-out in 2019.

A Norwegian rock disabled the last submarine? Well the US bubbleheads no longer feel so special after ramming a 688 bow-first into a seamount.

If all that reporting holds true, the German military could not fight to escape a paper bag.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 08:24 PM (MeS8s)

684 4-CHAN THEATRE Chick lies to boyfriend about going out. Remember also this is known as a "sleazy club". She then leaves, with two guys she doesn't know, to go to a party. Bad then happens. I'd say by those actions (not the assault, but decisions prior) she was de facto no longer a girlfriend by her own actions. Guy made the correct decision. He was right to split and not get sucked back into a dead relationship. This is a surprisingly easy call.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 08:25 PM (6eEQ+)

685 And so another woman needs her daddy, the sheriff, and a rape kit...

Sweet Pea, you can keep my jacket.  Call less.

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (8CvhS)

686 Of course, if the pissing match gets real, expect the EU to machinate for Scottish independence, while the U.K. starts recognizing break-away attempts like with Catalonia. Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Brexit is the New Orange at July 13, 2018 01:17 AM (itfg0) ------- I know the Scottish indie movement is aligned with EU, and Brexiteers like Catalonia, AfD, 5-star, etc. But I didn't know about the Irish thing, and it's a strange development. It makes perfect sense, but it's funny how fast life comes at you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 08:26 PM (UiRxW)

687 So the Provos are still proddy buggers

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 08:28 PM (MeS8s)

688 Link?
https://bit.ly/2ukeQHD
Not an exact match, but creepy enough.
Sorry about the lack of spacing, Pixy's being fussy right now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 08:28 PM (IcT7t)

689 I used to be worried about the smuggled nuke scenario, but I've come to believe it's not very plausible. There are three possibilities: 1) Nuke gets to the target, nobody can figure out where it came from, 2) Nuke gets to the target, return address is identified, debt is paid with interest 3) Nuke doesn't make it all the way to the target, return address is identified, sender is invaded, men are driven before us, lamentations of women, etc. It only works out for the sender in scenario 1, and what have they actually accomplished? The world economy goes over the falls, and everyone goes with it. Even the Norks depend on international trade to keep their regime in place.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (h2Bdk)

690 683 4-CHAN THEATRE Chick lies to boyfriend about going out. Remember also this is known as a "sleazy club". She then leaves, with two guys she doesn't know, to go to a party. Bad then happens. I'd say by those actions (not the assault, but decisions prior) she was de facto no longer a girlfriend by her own actions. Guy made the correct decision. He was right to split and not get sucked back into a dead relationship. This is a surprisingly easy call. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2018 01:25 AM (6eEQ+) My thoughts exactly. Do not walk away from that. Run.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

691 @669....Hat of the Heh.....Plus 1 EMP is waaayyyy more effective than individual strikes. It's a slow burn method, but far more feasible. Off shore Troller, launched missiles, freighters, etc, etc...... The Fragile nature of modern society is laid bared for anyone willing to actually See...... Fuck, the Sun can DOOM us all......and we get 8mins warning. The Smarter We Get......The More We are Aware how PRECIOUS life is......... An, yet...., It's the Best time to be Alive in the History of World. Conundrum, indeed.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2018 08:31 PM (DpTgu)

692 Just being white is a racist act. That's why you should never ever vote Democrat. Fuck them all.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at July 12, 2018 08:32 PM (jxw6R)

693 687 Link? https://bit.ly/2ukeQHD Not an exact match, but creepy enough. Sorry about the lack of spacing, Pixy's being fussy right now. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 01:28 AM (IcT7t) I was referring to the viral video.

Posted by: The Viral-Free Hat at July 12, 2018 08:32 PM (itfg0)

694 Oh geez. Two times in the past five years Germany has called a halt to deliveries of the Eurofighter Typhoon to the Luftwaffe because of burrs in drilled out holes in the aft fuselage that BaE built. Burrs that have no impact on anything since the RAF is busily flying the dickens out of their Typhoons and adapting them to replace the GR Tornadoes that are due for phase-out in 2019. A Norwegian rock disabled the last submarine? Well the US bubbleheads no longer feel so special after ramming a 688 bow-first into a seamount. If all that reporting holds true, the German military could not fight to escape a paper bag. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 01:24 AM (MeS8s) Burrs in drilled holes are signs of sloppy workmanship, usually. And they might cause stress concentrations if the drilled holes are in a critical strength area. But the fix is easy; just clean up the burrs with a spot face or countersink, applied lightly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (bNb8V)

695 Uuhhhmmmm   blond cosplayer with the large tracts of land   something ain't right

https://youtu.be/wAYwk4jlFnU

Then there is the Usagi-chan in the fuku with the micro-mini skirt...  letting the whole world see her lower moons

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 08:33 PM (MeS8s)

696 Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 01:30 AM (h2Bdk) ------ 4.) You immanentize the Eschaton in the name of your ancient, murderous desert prophet, and become the Mahdi.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 08:34 PM (UiRxW)

697 Holy shit, my (now tipsy) ass just realized that delusional Bears fan ncj is back!! Not sure if I recall seeing him since CUBS WIN!!!

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 08:34 PM (e7oj4)

698 Burrs in drilled holes are signs of sloppy workmanship, usually. And they might cause stress concentrations if the drilled holes are in a critical strength area. But the fix is easy; just clean up the burrs with a spot face or countersink, applied lightly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 01:33 AM (bNb8V) All true. The problem is you don't deliver a military aircraft without reams of paperwork testifying everything was done properly and inspected. So when you run across obvious things that clearly weren't done properly or inspected, you start to wonder if someone just went down the paperwork and signed everything off without bothering to do the inspection part.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 08:35 PM (h2Bdk)

699 I was referring to the viral video.

Ah!  You replied to my reply so I thought... you know what, never mind.  Here's a video of Creepy Pete.


https://youtu.be/wEIx9EAcMl8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 08:36 PM (IcT7t)

700 4.) You immanentize the Eschaton in the name of your ancient, murderous desert prophet, and become the Mahdi. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 01:34 AM (UiRxW) Meh. Even in regimes like that the people who reach the top tend to be practical. They're proud of their culture and wouldn't want it destroyed.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 08:37 PM (h2Bdk)

701 694 Uuhhhmmmm blond cosplayer with the large tracts of land something ain't right https://youtu.be/wAYwk4jlFnU Then there is the Usagi-chan in the fuku with the micro-mini skirt... letting the whole world see her lower moons Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 01:33 AM (MeS8s) Well, if you want to cosplay that Kantai Collection ship accurately...

Posted by: The Battleship Hat (unsunk) at July 12, 2018 08:38 PM (itfg0)

702 Of course, if the pissing match gets real, expect the EU to machinate for Scottish independence, Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Brexit is the New Orange at July 13, 2018 01:17 AM (itfg0) Free Cornwall!

Posted by: RickZ at July 12, 2018 08:38 PM (8lsuS)

703 698 I was referring to the viral video. Ah! You replied to my reply so I thought... you know what, never mind. Here's a video of Creepy Pete. https://youtu.be/wEIx9EAcMl8 Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 01:36 AM (IcT7t) I don't think he realizes the gift he gave to Republicans for this fall. Also, Saxon would have made a better P.M. than May

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2018 08:40 PM (itfg0)

704 So when you run across obvious things that clearly weren't done properly or inspected, you start to wonder if someone just went down the paperwork and signed everything off without bothering to do the inspection part. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 01:35 AM (h2Bdk) True, dat. If the obvious went undone, how many concealed, and possibly more serious, fuckups are there? It's not like there is a war on, and the planes are needed urgently to replace ones being shot down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 08:40 PM (bNb8V)

705 Free Cornwall! Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2018 01:38 AM (8lsuS) Free Cornhole? Oh, my. Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: George Takei at July 12, 2018 08:41 PM (bNb8V)

706 Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 01:37 AM (h2Bdk) ----- I wouldn't underestimate the mid-level religious fanatic in possession of a nuke. Luckily, the Soviets had their own version foiled by their Wile E. Coyote incompetence. We may not be so lucky again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 08:43 PM (UiRxW)

707 Hat, yes it looks like the panzerschiff is sporting a well armored bow.

AoP or Germany is trying to weasel out of stuff like why their Typhoon fleet is at the junkers. But hey the Luftwaffe just won the Tiger Meet 2018 best paint scheme with their 'Ghost Tiger' Typhoon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 08:43 PM (MeS8s)

708 "I will never brake for "Man-Buns".....even in designated cross walks." That's all I got...............................

Posted by: Nightwatch..er at July 12, 2018 08:43 PM (kFkpX)

709 Free Cornhole? Oh, my. Oh, nevermind. Posted by: George Takei at July 13, 2018 01:41 AM (bNb8V) You do not want to face the wrrrrrath of my bunghole!!!!! https://youtu.be/aXP43OuwIpM

Posted by: The Great Cornholio at July 12, 2018 08:45 PM (e7oj4)

710 Okay, so what is the cause of the precipitous drop in crime rates since the 70s? I have heard two decent theories. One is abortion. The number of poor and unwanted children at risk of growing up to be criminals has been lower since Roe v Wade. The other is the phasing out of lead in gasoline. While that one may sound silly, there is one very compelling piece of evidence. Other nations that cut out lead on different schedules than us recorded similar drops in crime that tracked perfectly with the measured drop of lead in the environment. So, does the horde have any opinions?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2018 08:46 PM (FY/Oe)

711 cept......NAYELI looks like she sure do like her Molly and crank......much

Posted by: Nightwatch..er at July 12, 2018 08:48 PM (kFkpX)

712 How does a country the size of Germany get to the point it doesn't have a single functional submarine? You'd think German voters would be like, "Hey, we got these subs... why don't they work?"

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 08:48 PM (h2Bdk)

713 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 12, 2018 08:49 PM (UVPdS)

714 One is abortion. The number of poor and unwanted children at risk of growing up to be criminals has been lower since Roe v Wade. The other is the phasing out of lead in gasoline. While that one may sound silly, there is one very compelling piece of evidence. Other nations that cut out lead on different schedules than us recorded similar drops in crime that tracked perfectly with the measured drop of lead in the environment. So, does the horde have any opinions? Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 13, 2018 01:46 AM (FY/Oe) It might be as simple as the median age of the population has become higher. Crime is a young man's game, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 08:51 PM (bNb8V)

715 Blanco: are you still here?

i've been trying to get an e-mail addy,. but no response from you, even in my Spam file.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 12, 2018 08:52 PM (UVPdS)

716 72 64 Wasn't Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam declared a national hero by the ruler of Thailand? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 10:16 PM (IqV8l) He was indeed. Got the full honors military funeral. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 10:17 PM (h2Bdk) I'm thinking that maybe the cave should be renamed for him.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

717 39 He's a manipulative jerk, she's a dummy with poor judgement. They should both lay off dating anyone until they grow up a little. Better yet do humanity a favor and do a Laverne and Shirley, to make sure no more lives are screwed up.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2018 08:53 PM (ISx1r)

718 Meh. Even in regimes like that the people who reach the top tend to be practical. They're proud of their culture and wouldn't want it destroyed.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 01:37 AM (h2Bdk)
---
ahem.

#Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 12, 2018 08:54 PM (UVPdS)

719 The Curious Origins of 16 Common Phrases A couple of other interesting ones: 1) In the first place ... Came from the ROman use of a mnemonic device to remember lists in speeches (using the visualization of a house or street with items to be remembered put in various spots or rooms). It is a very effective mnemonic device. 2) The whole nine yards Not from football. From the nine yards of belt ammo in WWII fighter planes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2018 08:55 PM (7jE3W)

720 How does a country the size of Germany get to the point it doesn't have a single functional submarine? You'd think German voters would be like, "Hey, we got these subs... why don't they work?" Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 01:48 AM (h2Bdk) What would they use them for, anyway?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2018 08:56 PM (7jE3W)

721 Nice ONT, WeirdDave. I'm sorry I slept through most of it.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

722 Blanco: are you still here?

i've been trying to get an e-mail addy,. but no response from you, even in my Spam file.


Up until tonight ATT (who owns sbcglobal) was bouncing emails.  I just sent login info to the account you emailed me from originally.  If that doesn't work, I'll send from an unrelated account that ATT may like better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 08:58 PM (IcT7t)

723 What would they use them for, anyway? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 13, 2018 01:56 AM (7jE3W) -------- *ahem*

Posted by: RMS Lusitania at July 12, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)

724

  Not so sure it isn't a good idea to keep the Germans militarily weak, given what they did the last 2 times they were armed up.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 12, 2018 08:59 PM (S/hVx)

725 So, does the horde have any opinions? Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 13, 2018 01:46 AM (FY/Oe) The abortion hypothesis has be pretty much debunked. The years don't match up. Lead... that might be part of it, but we used leaded gasoline in the '50s when the crime rate was low. My own suspicion is it's just more difficult to get away with crimes, which is why the jails are full. You don't commit a bunch of crimes and then finally get caught when you get sloppy. You get caught after the first or second one. There are cameras everywhere. They caught McVeigh by looking at ATM camera footage. When I was a kid liquor store clerks used to get shot on a regular basis - without cameras you could shoot the only witness and make things a lot harder on cops. Now the criminals don't even bother, for the most part. What would be the point? Police agencies are all interconnected. Police out on the beat are connected to the computer at the station - if you've got a warrant and you get pulled over for speeding, you go to jail. Happened to someone I know (and dislike). Back in the '70s if you had a warrant you could move to a different state, change your name, and lie low. I remember when they first started connecting these systems together they started catching guys who jumped bail 35 years previous.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:00 PM (h2Bdk)

726 719 How does a country the size of Germany get to the point it doesn't have a single functional submarine? You'd think German voters would be like, "Hey, we got these subs... why don't they work?" Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 01:48 AM (h2Bdk) What would they use them for, anyway? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 13, 2018 01:56 AM (7jE3W) Finding Danish rocks, I guess.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:00 PM (h2Bdk)

727 I don't know how to explain this but you ever just see a brown person spell and know their dumb

Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 12, 2018 09:00 PM (c+2jX)

728 @709..... Lead Free paint as well...... The Lead...heh, angle is one of them Captain Obvious moments if it's proven true. The scope of Leads impact will be dismissed because it's toooo big to comprehend. Abortion doesn't track........The demo's correlate with cultural behavior, which are dictated by outside influences..... (Just word your statements accordingly, cause the Truth Censors are vigilant.....) Sometimes the Obvious is not useful......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2018 09:01 PM (DpTgu)

729 Free Cornwall! Posted by: RickZ --------------- Free Corset! Oh, wait...I guess it's 'Dorset'. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 09:03 PM (RNno0)

730 508. Don't forget Whitey had the FBI in his pocket also. Dirtbag Connolly and his partners were in deep with him. Couldn't trust anyone back then to get Whitey and his crew out of Southie. To many were in his pocket or ready to eat you out.

Posted by: Morigu at July 12, 2018 09:04 PM (Eu98u)

731 The abortion hypothesis has be pretty much debunked. The years don't match up. Lead... that might be part of it, but we used leaded gasoline in the '50s when the crime rate was low. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (h2Bdk) But infants don't commit crimes, those in their teens/20's do. Which syncs up nicely with the rise in crime during the '70's, and how the phasing out of leaded gas resulted in falling crime in following decades. May not be the only reason, but the correlation is too strong to dismiss as mere coincidence.

Posted by: The Pb Hat at July 12, 2018 09:04 PM (itfg0)

732 Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) ------ Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 09:05 PM (UiRxW)

733 Don't forget Whitey had the FBI in his pocket also. Dirtbag Connolly and his partners were in deep with him. Couldn't trust anyone back then to get Whitey and his crew out of Southie. To many were in his pocket or ready to eat you out.

Didn't Mueller send four guys to jail for stuff Whitey did as well?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 09:05 PM (IcT7t)

734 Related: The Thailand Cave Rescue Shows Why Men Are Necessary Related to the related:...And let's not forget the toxic masculinity of Petty Officer 1st Class Saman Kunam Strange that all the divers seemed to be men, and yet feminists aren't complaining about the lack of diversity in the rescue team. They should have organized a protest march before the rescue for maximum exposure.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 12, 2018 09:05 PM (WXZwS)

735 What would they use them for, anyway? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair ---------- To sell to Argentina?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 09:07 PM (RNno0)

736 723 Not so sure it isn't a good idea to keep the Germans militarily weak, given what they did the last 2 times they were armed up. Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2018 01:59 AM (S/hVx) And also that now they seem willing to surrender to Islam. We don't want all that advanced weaponry to fall into muzzie hands.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

737 In 1985 the German Bundeswehr had 85 panzer/tank battalions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 09:08 PM (MeS8s)

738 *waves to Merovign?*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 09:09 PM (MeS8s)

739 731 Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) ------ Go fuck yaself. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 02:05 AM (UiRxW) Friendly fire. Hover over the link.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

740 I guess the setting of standards for a woman in a relationship constitutes being a "manipulative jerk" Women must be free!!!!!!!!!!!@

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 12, 2018 09:10 PM (9TR2V)

741 Hey Anna! Did you see my movie review the other night?

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

742 739 If there's a rape and assault call the police

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 12, 2018 09:10 PM (9TR2V)

743 Abortion was legal with various restrictions in 34 states before Roe. The other thing that happened in the mid '80s is sentences for all sorts of crimes were dramatically increased, along with the introduction of mandatory minimums and "three strikes" laws.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:11 PM (h2Bdk)

744 732. Ya they did. Total s$(:show. Took years to prove their innocence. Mueller did them in good. I think a few were dead by the time they were proven innocent.

Posted by: Morigu at July 12, 2018 09:11 PM (Eu98u)

745 Friendly fire. Hover over the link. Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2018 02:09 AM (sdi6R) ------- Whoops! Sorry... seen so many trolls today, I'm firing indiscriminately. Apologies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 09:13 PM (UiRxW)

746 If that's zombie I approve.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA)

747 A conservative podcaster talks to the #walkAway guy. He explains how he goes from being very liberal to whatever he is now, and how it took about a year for this to happen. https://youtu.be/sdy5WGAt7EM He explains a video that debunks "Trump makes fun of disabled man" gave him cognitive dissidence that he dealt with. Also the cult qualities of being a liberal. Unfortunately his microphone is awful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 09:13 PM (rnAwa)

748 Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) ------ Go fuck yaself. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 02:05 AM (UiRxW) The troll is also slandering zombie by including a link to one of zombie's pic in its nic. I am certain that zombie would not troll like that. WD, could you please ban that hash, and nuke the posts it made? I think this is a Moby at work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:13 PM (bNb8V)

749 731 Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) ------ Go fuck yaself. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice I'm satirizing the ridiculous racism of the original tweet, which implies negative assumptions about people based solely on skin color -- while unwittingly revealing what an idiot she is. Just giving her a dose of her own medicine. (In case you didn't see it, check the tweet at the top of the ONT post.)

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:14 PM (c+2jX)

750 726 I don't know how to explain this but you ever just see a brown person spell and know their dumb Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) --LMAO my dick is browner than she is.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 09:15 PM (e7oj4)

751 723 Not so sure it isn't a good idea to keep the Germans militarily weak, given what they did the last 2 times they were armed up. Posted by: irongrampa I don't think Merkel can raise a good hemorrhoid, let alone a good conquerin' army.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 12, 2018 09:15 PM (0ogQG)

752 Missed the movie review. What was it about?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 09:16 PM (MeS8s)

753 Re the benefits of a militarily weak Germany, recalls a favorite Cold War comment by some Brit - I like Germany so much, I want there to be two of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

754 That's a very nice moment of silence, WeirdDave. Thanks.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 09:16 PM (CwOPz)

755 Certainly some Dem must be claiming that "we" are finally paying enough welfare support that crime is no longer necessary to support the family?
And that if we reform any little aspect, everybody dies?
I want to see some facts and figures and graphs on that lead thing.  Uh-uh.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 09:16 PM (8ZmvG)

756 The Germans are old and tired. That's why they had to import so many young people to keep the welfare state alive. I don't see them as a threat to anyone for at least a few generations.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:17 PM (h2Bdk)

757 @724..... The reporting methods of the Law Enforcement Agencies is crucial. They, obviously, play the Funding Game, so reports are "made" accordingly......etc...... The "Career" Bureaucrats at Any state agency, are.......well bureaucrats.......ensuring THEIR job security. Shits so fucked, that it's mind boggling at times. May the Liver Filter Strong for ya......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2018 09:17 PM (DpTgu)

758 I like Germany so much, I want there to be two of them.


Been there, done that.  Still have the T-shirt around here somewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 09:17 PM (IcT7t)

759 Zombie I saw. I know it's you and it's cool. I saw a troll up above going after blacks and when I didn't see the hash in the thread, I figured he was back... please don't go fuck yourself

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 09:17 PM (UiRxW)

760 One is abortion. The number of poor and unwanted children at risk of growing up to be criminals has been lower since Roe v Wade. Abortion wasn't illegal everywhere before Roe. Have those claims demonstrated that the states that had abortion legal earlier experienced the crime drop sooner?

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 09:17 PM (cAnNx)

761 747 Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) ------ Go fuck yaself. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 02:05 AM (UiRxW) The troll is also slandering zombie by including a link to one of zombie's pic in its nic. I am certain that zombie would not troll like that. WD, could you please ban that hash, and nuke the posts it made? I think this is a Moby at work. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon No, it was me (not a moby) who made the joke, but I guess it didn't come off as funny. The whole point is the original tweeter herself appears to be white (see http://ace.mu.nu/archives/walking.jpg), making her tweet especially absurd and insulting. I guess my comeback was a little too multi-layered!

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:18 PM (c+2jX)

762 I'm satirizing the ridiculous racism of the original tweet, which implies negative assumptions about people based solely on skin color -- while unwittingly revealing what an idiot she is. Just giving her a dose of her own medicine. (In case you didn't see it, check the tweet at the top of the ONT post.) Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:14 AM (c+2jX) Gee, zombie, I thought somebody was having a a Kilgore Trout moment at your expense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:19 PM (bNb8V)

763 612 Dodger game just now. Bums have two on, and Mrs. Simple asks who on first and third. I believe you all know the answer.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 13, 2018 12:36 AM (w7U7L)


Yes, and I Don't Know.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2018 09:19 PM (8iiMU)

764 Abortion wasn't illegal everywhere before Roe. Have those claims demonstrated that the states that had abortion legal earlier experienced the crime drop sooner? Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2018 02:17 AM (cAnNx) Levitt tries to make that case, but he has to cherry pick the data to do it. The other thing the abortion hypothesis doesn't explain is the rise of single parent households and the spike in youth crime that occurred in the late '80s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:20 PM (h2Bdk)

765 749 726 I don't know how to explain this but you ever just see a brown person spell and know their dumb Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) --LMAO my dick is browner than she is. Posted by: logprof Precisely. (Not that I'm overly familiar with the tonality of your penis, but she looks palllid to me.)

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:20 PM (c+2jX)

766 Well, they say lead in glasses, plates and cookware had a decided impact regarding the downfall of Ancient Rome. So removing lead from the environment may have a hand in reducing the 'mad as a hatter' theory of crime. But I also like the idea that police investigative techniques (countrywide databases for fingerprints and DNA along with better communication between various police agencies) and technology (see: touch DNA) catches criminals earlier in their careers and that, coupled with mandatory sentencing could be major factors in crime reduction.

Posted by: RickZ at July 12, 2018 09:21 PM (8lsuS)

767 Precisely. (Not that I'm overly familiar with the tonality of your penis, but she looks palllid to me.) Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:20 AM (c+2jX) That sort of dovetails with the theory that all this social justice nonsense is an intra-racial status competition among white people. The most avowedly anti-racist people you'll find are white, and they only see racism in other white people.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:22 PM (h2Bdk)

768 > How does a country the size of Germany get to the point it doesn't have a single functional submarine? Ich habe nichts.

Posted by: WWI Unterseeboot-Kapitn at July 12, 2018 09:22 PM (GXOTw)

769 Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:18 AM (c+2jX) --No worries, zombie. I laughed, and I'm married to a Mexican.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 09:22 PM (e7oj4)

770 I saw Tonality of your Penis open for WASP at the Cow Palace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 09:23 PM (IcT7t)

771 No, it was me (not a moby) who made the joke, but I guess it didn't come off as funny. The whole point is the original tweeter herself appears to be white (see http://ace.mu.nu/archives/walking.jpg), making her tweet especially absurd and insulting. I guess my comeback was a little too multi-layered! Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:18 AM (c+2jX) Hah. I think it might have worked better if you quoted Nayeli's original, stupid, twiit, and then put your parody of it in quotes below.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:23 PM (bNb8V)

772 No Rick, it was the lead water pipes, but I've heard a lot of de-bunking.And it wasn't supposed to cause madness, "just" infertility.
Maybe it was the bunk that did it. 

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 09:23 PM (8ZmvG)

773 769 I saw Tonality of your Penis open for WASP at the Cow Palace. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 02:23 AM (IcT7t) I was just thinking "band name" for that one.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:24 PM (h2Bdk)

774 > I like Germany so much, I want there to be two of them. Divided in four? Berlin should be divided in forty! -- Some Polish dude, way back when. Yeah, he still held a grudge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 12, 2018 09:24 PM (GXOTw)

775 No, it was me (not a moby) who made the joke, but I guess it didn't come off as funny. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:18 AM (c+2jX) --- it's cool with me, Z. Sometimes I have better sarc radar. Like I was one of the first people on HotAir to spot that Frank Lib was a reverse trip artist. His giveaway was often subtle. I followed you.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 09:25 PM (JhE5a)

776 Well, they say lead in glasses, plates and cookware had a decided impact regarding the downfall of Ancient Rome. So removing lead from the environment may have a hand in reducing the 'mad as a hatter' theory of crime. But I also like the idea that police investigative techniques (countrywide databases for fingerprints and DNA along with better communication between various police agencies) and technology (see: touch DNA) catches criminals earlier in their careers and that, coupled with mandatory sentencing could be major factors in crime reduction. Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2018 02:21 AM (8lsuS) Well, lead would cause a whole lot of non-criminal stupidity as well, wouldn't it? Oh, wait......

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:26 PM (bNb8V)

777 758 Zombie I saw. I know it's you and it's cool. I saw a troll up above going after blacks and when I didn't see the hash in the thread, I figured he was back... please don't go fuck yourself Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice No worries. I can see how my satire could be misconstrued. The whole point is that a white person like that SJW chick in the original tweet is utterly forbidden from tweeting any stereotyped assumptions about a non-white person, but yet she is totally free and encouraged to tweet outrageously racist stereotypes about white people. Just pointing out the double-standards of the modern world.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:26 PM (c+2jX)

778 Nayeli should ask Jesse Jackson to explain to her what her feeling should be when she sees white people walking. Jesse Jackson: "Relief."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2018 09:26 PM (7jE3W)

779 Or would Penal Tonality fit better on a marquee?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 09:26 PM (MeS8s)

780 I don't know how to explain this but you ever just see a brown person spell and know their dumb Posted by: things you can't tweet at July 13, 2018 02:00 AM (c+2jX) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU MISSPELLED THE WORD "THEY'RE".

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2018 09:26 PM (RNzkW)

781 765 So removing lead from the environment may have a hand in reducing the 'mad as a hatter' theory of crime. Iirc, mad as a hatter came from working with mercury compounds used while heating felt for shaping. The mercury would vaporize and be inhaled.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 12, 2018 09:27 PM (0ogQG)

782 Zombie please don't go fuck yourself  Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Don't listen, zombie.  None of us here would presume to tell you what to do or not do.  There is a market for pics, though, no matter how things work out.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 09:27 PM (8ZmvG)

783 Precisely. (Not that I'm overly familiar with the tonality of your penis, but she looks palllid to me.) Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:20 AM (c+2jX) --As I noted above, I'm only 1/4 beaner, but I'm still darker than Nieto and Obrador, never mind that almost pink nayeli.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 09:27 PM (e7oj4)

784 780 765 So removing lead from the environment may have a hand in reducing the 'mad as a hatter' theory of crime. Iirc, mad as a hatter came from working with mercury compounds used while heating felt for shaping. The mercury would vaporize and be inhaled. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 02:27 AM (0ogQG) Still used in wildcat gold mining in South America. Some people are just thinking short term.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:29 PM (h2Bdk)

785 Night all, going to get some writing done on Where Cats Dare before going to sleep.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 12, 2018 09:30 PM (MeS8s)

786 Hah. I think it might have worked better if you quoted Nayeli's original, stupid, twiit, and then put your parody of it in quotes below. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I think I need to hire a PR firm to prevent public relations catastrophes like, and list to them on the phone all the taboo things I'd never say. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:30 PM (c+2jX)

787 Bit of a dilemma with NATO, obviously because its original and primary purpose is moot (collective defense against an extremely heavily armed USSR). Problem with Trump's focus on Euro NATO members raising their defense spending is that ...... even if it happens, it will change almost nothing. There is no plausible external threat*, and even in best-case scenario of Euros @ 4% GDP on defense, nothing really changes: US obligations remain same, Euro members (mostly) will remain useless for anything outside pure self-defense in Europe. That Europe has been free-riding - actually much worse - for years is obviously true, and unacceptable. But it's also moot. * there's a barely plausible threat to parts of New Europe/NATO, but bigger defense budgets in Germany or Holland or Spain are again irrelevant, since any defense of New Europe would rely entirely on US political will and almost entirely on US military capability

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

788 catastrophes like --> catastrophes like this

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:31 PM (c+2jX)

789 The original tweet was so obliviously an illustration of prejudice. Thinking you can tell somebody's sympathies by their gate--which has nothing to do with cognition.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 09:31 PM (JhE5a)

790 Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:26 AM (c+2jX) ----- Oh sure. It's all about context. If I'd known it was you, I'd have heard the sarcasm... and, seriously, this guy was a dick. And he wasn't being sarcastic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 09:31 PM (UiRxW)

791 Sometimes I think we should have let Russia have all of Germany after WWII. Would have served them right to live under Soviet rule after the half-century of havoc they wrought.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2018 09:32 PM (FY/Oe)

792 Ich habe keine ahnung. I've heard a British person opine how awful it was that Germany was reunified. They -really- don't like the Hun. Considering that the EU is aiming to achieve an empire across Europe with an army and a flag, I can see their point.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 09:32 PM (rnAwa)

793 751 Missed the movie review. What was it about? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 02:16 AM (MeS8s) I was fooling around on YouTube and saw there was a 1959 movie entitled "Battle of the Coral Sea". It turns out the whole movie is on YouTube, so naturally I had to check it out. The movie starts out with a submarine on a secret reconnaissance mission. They get captured and most of the movie takes place in a Japanese POW camp. The battle, such as it is, occupies the last 10-15 minutes of the movie. It consists of ship models exploding and sinking, while the narrator says something about "The Japanese Fifth Fleet was destroyed". He mentions the Lexington in passing, but it doesn't even include the well-known footage of that ship burning. In short, the movie has about as much to do with Coral Sea as it does with Austerlitz. "Awful" is putting it mildly. That's 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back. It doesn't even depict Japanese POW camps accurately. There was an unintentionally funny scene where the US commander tells the Japanese commander that one of his men is no longer able to work. In real life the Jap commander would have just pulled out his pistol and executed the guy, but he didn't. One weird thing, though, was that near the end there were two brief aerial scenes that showed TBD Devastators. That kind of threw me for a loop, because there wasn't a single redeeming feature of that execrable movie otherwise.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

794 there's a barely plausible threat to parts of New Europe/NATO, but bigger defense budgets in Germany or Holland or Spain are again irrelevant, since any defense of New Europe would rely entirely on US political will and almost entirely on US military capability Posted by: rhomboid at July 13, 2018 02:31 AM (QDnY+) Which implies the best thing we could do is slowly disentangle from NATO and leave the Europeans to their own devices.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:33 PM (h2Bdk)

795 The best type of parody is self-parody. Just like the best owns are self-owns.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 09:33 PM (JhE5a)

796 790 Sometimes I think we should have let Russia have all of Germany after WWII. Would have served them right to live under Soviet rule after the half-century of havoc they wrought. Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 13, 2018 02:32 AM (FY/Oe) --Oh my, how ign'ant you are of Wilhemine Germany.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 09:33 PM (e7oj4)

797 Still used in wildcat gold mining in South America. Some people are just thinking short term. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 02:29 AM (h2Bdk) Who cares about foresight when, with enough Gold, you can buy a brand-spanking-new Solid-Gold Brain? *cackles*

Posted by: Wildcat Miners in Peruvia, Losing their Marbles at July 12, 2018 09:34 PM (RNzkW)

798 788 The original tweet was so obliviously an illustration of prejudice. Thinking you can tell somebody's sympathies by their gate--which has nothing to do with cognition. Posted by: Axeman at July 13, 2018 02:31 AM (JhE5a) --You are homophonophobic.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 09:35 PM (e7oj4)

799 Still used in wildcat gold mining in South America. Some people are just thinking short term. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 02:29 AM (h2Bdk) I have actually participated in cleaning up an amalgam plate in the gold recovery circuit of a small mill. Handling the liquid mercury is mostly non-hazardous. Breathing the vapor is definitely hazardous, and ingesting organic mercury compounds is often fatal (Minamata disease). Once you have scraped the amalgam off the plate, you put it in a retort made of iron pipe (which does not form amalgam), and cook off the mercury. If the exit tube of the retort is long enough, and well-cooled, the mercury condenses, and drips out of the tube, and can be reused. In any case, you do this outdoors, and stand upwind of the apparatus until it has fully cooled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:36 PM (bNb8V)

800 Doh! Good night, Anna.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2018 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

801 --You are homophonophobic. Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 02:35 AM (e7oj4) --- Well, I know what I swiped, and I thought I saw the right word before I swiped the next one.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 09:38 PM (JhE5a)

802 791 Ich habe keine ahnung. I've heard a British person opine how awful it was that Germany was reunified. They -really- don't like the Hun. Considering that the EU is aiming to achieve an empire across Europe with an army and a flag, I can see their point. Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2018 02:32 AM (rnAwa) Das Viertes Reich!

Posted by: Die Führerein Merkel at July 12, 2018 09:39 PM (itfg0)

803 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 02:36 AM (bNb8V) Yeah, but these guys are cooking off the mercury in a tiny home-made crucible. Which... well, you have to imagine everything for about 50 meters is contaminated.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:41 PM (h2Bdk)

804 Considering that the EU is aiming to achieve an empire across Europe with an army and a flag, I can see their point. Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2018 02:32 AM (rnAwa) ---- I forget which German it was - maybe Adenauer? - who said "We can achieve with the Deutschmark what we could not with the Wehrmacht."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 09:41 PM (UiRxW)

805 I think I need to hire a PR firm to prevent public relations catastrophes like, and list to them on the phone all the taboo things I'd never say. Yeah, that's the ticket. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:30 AM (c+2jX) Well, I was concerned for you, zombie, that some nogoodnik was trying to besmirch your reputation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:42 PM (bNb8V)

806 'Night Anna.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 09:42 PM (RNzkW)

807 That which I was waiting for has come to fruition!

IOW, the last load of laundry is in the dryer.

G'night!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 12, 2018 09:42 PM (IcT7t)

808 Goodnight Blanco.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 09:44 PM (RNzkW)

809 Yeah, but these guys are cooking off the mercury in a tiny home-made crucible. Which... well, you have to imagine everything for about 50 meters is contaminated. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 02:41 AM (h2Bdk) Which is really stupid, because a suitable retort can be made with about five dollars worth of black iron pipe fittings. Mercury is expensive. Why piss it away, at the expense to both your health and your pocketbook, when simple measures can save most of it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:45 PM (bNb8V)

810 Ace's liver, that's certainly the logical general drift of accommodating a changed world. There are infinite permutations on that - degree of involvement or obligation, etc - but NATO as is represents pure inertia, and even laziness and cowardice (I mean not confronting the emptiness of NATO's mission, not spending too little on defense). Obviously Trump can only do so many impossible things at once, take on only so many enormous challenges, so I certainly don't blame him + crew for taking on this one. But this pressure to boost their defense spending is just pointless - even in success. I also would have taken a much different, and more Trumpian, angle on the new gas pipeline.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

811 Night, Blanco!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:45 PM (bNb8V)

812 "so I certainly don't blame him + crew for NOT taking on this one." (should have been)

Posted by: rhomboid at July 12, 2018 09:47 PM (QDnY+)

813 And I am going to call it a night, too. Night, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2018 09:47 PM (bNb8V)

814 808 Yeah, but these guys are cooking off the mercury in a tiny home-made crucible. Which... well, you have to imagine everything for about 50 meters is contaminated. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 02:41 AM (h2Bdk) Which is really stupid, because a suitable retort can be made with about five dollars worth of black iron pipe fittings. Mercury is expensive. Why piss it away, at the expense to both your health and your pocketbook, when simple measures can save most of it? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 02:45 AM (bNb8V) Mercury isn't that expensive. Big problem is of having too much mercury around and the costs of storing it.

Posted by: The Hydragarium Hat at July 12, 2018 09:48 PM (itfg0)

815 I saw Die Merkelfuhrer open for Rammstein at the Kesselhaus in '89.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2018 09:48 PM (rnAwa)

816 701 Of course, if the pissing match gets real, expect the EU to machinate for Scottish independence,

Posted by: The Wargaming Hat, Brexit is the New Orange at July 13, 2018 01:17 AM (itfg0)


Free Cornwall!
Posted by: RickZ



Its time for Wales to break away from English tyranny!!

https://youtu.be/UTWtHJmGoHY

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2018 09:49 PM (20X6f)

817 Charles Kettering had no more than published some fine technical papers on the use of alcohol in motor fuel to prevent engine knock, than the tetraethyl lead industry showed up.  He retracted his findings, and published new work on the advantages of lead.  Several major fuel makers were partners in the Ethyl Corp., but the most famous player was the Pew family of Sun Oil. 

There wasn't a better outfit to work for than Sun, and there weren't better rich people than the real Pews.  Nevertheless, it quickly turned out that the massived hot lead fumes of the ethyl production process were driving the employees mad nad causing them to die horribly.  And Ethyl not only disputed this, but tried to cover it up.  It was a horrible thing.

Everything in the anti-lead movement arose from those cases, in the 1920's.  It takes a long time for this stuff to percolate.  Claims about paint and fuel fumes from the 1970's are pretty tenuous, but the Ethlyl Corp claims were not.
My mother worked in a dental lab in the 1940's.  Two of her bosses died of bone cancer.   My dad's best childhood friend invented a new compound to "boil out" radiators, and owned his own shop.  He died of bone cancer.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at July 12, 2018 09:49 PM (8ZmvG)

818 WOO HOO!

i has a moronhorde e-mail addy!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 12, 2018 09:50 PM (UVPdS)

819 Which is really stupid, because a suitable retort can be made with about five dollars worth of black iron pipe fittings. Mercury is expensive. Why piss it away, at the expense to both your health and your pocketbook, when simple measures can save most of it? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 02:45 AM (bNb8V) Maybe it makes more sense after you've been doing it awhile

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 09:51 PM (h2Bdk)

820 IOW, the last load of laundry is in the dryer. G'night! Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 02:42 AM (IcT7t) He said load. Heeheeheeheeheeheehee

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at July 12, 2018 09:53 PM (e7oj4)

821 To this day, 170 years later, the San Francisco Bay still has layers of mercury in the silt at the bottom of the Bay. Why? Because the miner-'49s back in the original gold rush let a lot mercury from the primitive amalgamation techniques they were using in the gold-extraction process leak into the rivers way upstream, and over the years it all little by little was pushed down the river courses to the Delta, and then into the Bay, where it settled. To remove it all at this point would be astronomically expensive. So the solution is simply to put up a lot of signs at all the fishing piers around the Bay not to catch any bottom-feeding fish like flounders, because the ones caught inside the Bay have elevated mercury levels, even after all this time. Even so, one always sees non-English-speaking fishermen catching them anyway, oblivious. The municipalities put up signs in Cambodian, Hmong, Vietnamese, Laotian, Spanish, etc. -- to no avail.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 09:55 PM (c+2jX)

822 Even so, one always sees non-English-speaking fishermen catching them anyway, oblivious. The municipalities put up signs in Cambodian, Hmong, Vietnamese, Laotian, Spanish, etc. -- to no avail. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:55 AM (c+2jX) --and diversity is our strength, to be sure.

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 09:57 PM (e7oj4)

823 820 To this day, 170 years later, the San Francisco Bay still has layers of mercury in the silt at the bottom of the Bay. Why? Because the miner-'49s back in the original gold rush let a lot mercury from the primitive amalgamation techniques they were using in the gold-extraction process leak into the rivers way upstream, and over the years it all little by little was pushed down the river courses to the Delta, and then into the Bay, where it settled. To remove it all at this point would be astronomically expensive. So the solution is simply to put up a lot of signs at all the fishing piers around the Bay not to catch any bottom-feeding fish like flounders, because the ones caught inside the Bay have elevated mercury levels, even after all this time. Even so, one always sees non-English-speaking fishermen catching them anyway, oblivious. The municipalities put up signs in Cambodian, Hmong, Vietnamese, Laotian, Spanish, etc. -- to no avail. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:55 AM (c+2jX) Ah, Mercury! Sweetest of the Transition Metals.* * I'm inclined to group it with the main group elements based on sulfer vs. oxygen affinity, but hey...

Posted by: The Hydragarium Hat at July 12, 2018 09:57 PM (itfg0)

824 You know what the eventual solution will be right? Just ban all fishing in the bay. You know those Commie freaks would do it too.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 09:58 PM (cAnNx)

825 Thank you all for your prayers, {{{friends in gray boxes}}}. You're most welcome !

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2018 09:58 PM (rB5xA)

826 Just saw this article over at Insty about all the Dem dupes making a run on plan b abortifacients as if Kavanaugh is going to ban them as he is seated. Some people just don't understand how government works, but there are easy pickings for th Dem hype machine.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 09:58 PM (JhE5a)

827 To this day, 170 years later, the San Francisco Bay still has layers of mercury in the silt at the bottom of the Bay. Why? Because the miner-'49s back in the original gold rush let a lot mercury from the primitive amalgamation techniques they were using in the gold-extraction process leak into the rivers way upstream, and over the years it all little by little was pushed down the river courses to the Delta, and then into the Bay, where it settled. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:55 AM (c+2jX) Not to mention that Mercury Mining operations took place in the South Bay until the late '70s.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 10:00 PM (RNzkW)

828 Posted by: The Hydragarium Hat https://www.livescience.com/40794-gold-rush-mercury-pollution.html Gold Rush's Poisonous Legacy: Mercury Will Linger for 10,000 Years "Even though the California Gold Rush took place more than a century ago, it left a toxic legacy of mercury pollution that will continue to be a problem for some time, scientists say. New research shows that gold mining in the Sierra Nevada mountains between 1848 and 1884 left tons and tons of mercury-contaminated sediments in river valleys downstream, such as the Yuba River valley. About once a decade, large floods lose enough of this sediment to create a spike in mercury concentrations downriver and in the San Francisco Bay, said Michael Singer, a geologist and hydrologist with joint appointments at Scotland's University of St. Andrews and the University of California, Santa Barbara. "This is a big deal because at the moment, there's quite a bit of mercury contamination that's in the ecosystems of the [San Francisco] Bay and Sacramento Delta," Singer told LiveScience. It was previously thought that most of the mercury from this mining, much of which took place more than 150 years ago, had already exited the river system, Singer said. But a study by Singer and colleagues published this week in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences showed this isn't the case. Instead, the study found that there is enough mercury-contaminated sediment to significantly add to levels of the heavy metal downriver and in the San Francisco Bay for the next 10,000 years. "

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 10:02 PM (c+2jX)

829 Even so, one always sees non-English-speaking fishermen catching them anyway, oblivious. The municipalities put up signs in Cambodian, Hmong, Vietnamese, Laotian, Spanish, etc. -- to no avail. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 02:55 AM (c+2jX) Where do you think the fish comes from when you order it at a swanky restaurant?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 10:03 PM (h2Bdk)

830 Just saw this article over at Insty about all the Dem dupes making a run on plan b abortifacients as if Kavanaugh is going to ban them as he is seated. ----- They listen to Michelle Wolf about this stuff. You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 10:03 PM (UiRxW)

831 Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 03:02 AM (c+2jX) A small amount is still leaking into the Bay from improperly sealed Mines, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 10:04 PM (RNzkW)

832 No. But I can tell by the way a black person talks if they hate whites.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 12, 2018 10:05 PM (HLTe8)

833 Oy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 10:07 PM (UiRxW)

834 Not to mention that Mercury Mining operations took place in the South Bay until the late '70s. Posted by: Surfperch Exactly! Most people -- even people who consider themselves experts on California history -- don't know that the New Almaden mine n San Jose was THE essential aspect that made the entire Gold Rush possible. Without all the inexpensive mercury being generated nearby at New Almaden, it would have been nearly impossible to extract all the gold up in the Gold Country, since amalgamation was necessary to get the gold out of the hard rock. That mercury all took a curious round-trip: mined and refined in San Jose, then taken up to the gold fields, then used to extract the gold, then washed into the rivers, where it flowed right back to the Bay -- right next to where it started! Crazy.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 10:09 PM (c+2jX)

835 mine n = mine in

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 10:10 PM (c+2jX)

836 Barack and ValJar were just a gift for the Globalists.     Biden's "clean" running mate appeared almost out of nowhere,  his background was able to be disappeared or hidden, and an actual Globalist was elected!     

But it was supposed to be Hillz.
 Hillz is the Godfather and was supposed to take her throne.   This time it would be different.   Trump had to be smeared, no matter the level of the lie or the damage to the country. 

Her Capos, Bob Mueller and Rod Rosenstein, were tasked with the execution of the get Trump plan.    They talked about it in Andy's office. 

 Peter Strozk was the #1 Button Man.   Peter pushed the buttons when it was required.         Lisa Page was, well, we all know what she was.
 
The plan was in motion.       But they all underestimated Donnie Two Scoops.   And now their plan is unraveling.   

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 10:11 PM (UsCnO)

837 No rest for the weary

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 10:11 PM (pHfeF)

838 So does Mercury have a psychotic effect?

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 10:15 PM (JhE5a)

839 837 So does Mercury have a psychotic effect? Posted by: Axeman No, it just causes mental retardation.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2018 10:17 PM (c+2jX)

840 So does Mercury have a psychotic effect? ----- Mercuritic erethism. Depression, paranoia, psychotic outbursts, delirium.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 10:20 PM (UiRxW)

841 Poll Question: Does anyone here believe that Stormy Daniels and her lawyer DIDN'T get her arrested on purpose so the media would pay attention to her again?

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 10:21 PM (YRXy3)

842 "That mercury all took a curious round-trip: mined and refined in San Jose, then taken up to the gold fields, then used to extract the gold, then washed into the rivers, where it flowed right back to the Bay -- right next to where it started! Crazy." So, Mercury was in retrograde?

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at July 12, 2018 10:22 PM (4gcK+)

843 I remember in, I think 3rd or 4th grade, a kid brought in a vial of mercury to play with and show the other kids. #GoodTimes

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 10:24 PM (YRXy3)

844 No, it just causes mental retardation. Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2018 03:17 AM (c+2jX) --An explanation for the electorate of Failifornia?

Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2018 10:26 PM (e7oj4)

845 Time for the old folk.  This afternoon I need to visit the range and see if my 1911 IS as accurate (or more so) than a friend's Glock.

We'll shoot for beers.
  Goodnite, good people.  Stay safe and sleep sound.



 

Posted by: irongrampa at July 12, 2018 10:28 PM (S/hVx)

846 Here is the explanation for California Immigrants find noncitizen voter registration easy - https://go.shr.lc/2uzcCnh No! Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 10:30 PM (YRXy3)

847 840 Poll Question: Does anyone here believe that Stormy Daniels and her lawyer DIDN'T get her arrested on purpose so the media would pay attention to her again? Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 13, 2018 03:21 AM (YRXy3) ¯\_(ツ )_/¯ I've just been ignoring the entire sound n' fury...

Posted by: A Drunk and Indifferent Prospero at July 12, 2018 10:34 PM (itfg0)

848 If said post is true, 4chan guy did the right thing and he should stick to his guns. If she was raped, did she call the police? No? Yeah, it didn't happen then. More like she went to the club looking to ride the cock carosel, founnd some men who obliged and now fears the consequences of her BF finding out and cries "rape." DTB.

Posted by: Distant Observer at July 12, 2018 10:38 PM (j8rhH)

849 Amazon's No-Profit Model: Bleed Competitors To Death - Then Do Exactly What They Did https://bit.ly/2KQqlRi Amazon - is a monster. Their market cap - is crushing ($851.57 billion). Their founder, Jeff Bezos, is the richest man in the history of the world. Amazon's dominance of more and more sectors of our economy - is great and growing. And they do it - the way the violent, radical Leftist Black Panthers attempted to accomplish their ends: "By any means necessary." Amazon has behaved this way - from their very beginning. Some of the moves seemed at the time unorthodox - but in retrospect seem cold, calculating - and deadly for everyone...but them.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 10:40 PM (YRXy3)

850 840 Poll Question: Does anyone here believe that Stormy Daniels and her lawyer DIDN'T get her arrested on purpose so the media would pay attention to her again? Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 13, 2018 03:21 AM (YRXy3) Yeah that's been speculated. I almost feel a little sorry for her. It seemed like she was going to be content to ride her name in the media with her "Make America Horny Again" feature performer at strip clubs, and not break the NDA. But then that Avenetti or whoever is bankrolling him convinced her that no no no, if you break the NDA you'll get even more money and it will be even better! But now CNN seems to be embarrassed about how much they had that ambulance chaser on, and they're now to "Crisis!!!!" news stories behind with the border separations and SCOTUS. I think she's gone and done about what Hollywood does, piss off half your potential customers. Trump supporters that may go to strip clubs, and might have gone when she was following the NDA now see her as the whore that tried to take down Trump, and well they can always go to the strip club next weekend when that whore isn't there.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 10:49 PM (cAnNx)

851 it's not hard to believe that Stormy did something she does else where, not knowing about the local law, and only got away with it because they didn't wait until her second scheduled performance.

i read where this "club" was under long term investigation by vice undercover.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 12, 2018 10:52 PM (md1+t)

852 Isn't every strip club pretty much a front for something with more contact?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 10:59 PM (h2Bdk)

853 Did I see that the undercovers were actually women? They tend to let girl customers at a club get away with a lot more with the dancers on stage. And then you have their stupid loophole of her not being a "regular performer" at that club so she can't be cited as breaking that law.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 11:02 PM (cAnNx)

854 That's some good lawyering.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 12, 2018 11:05 PM (h2Bdk)

855 >>>839 So does Mercury have a psychotic effect? ----- Mercuritic erethism. Depression, paranoia, psychotic outbursts, delirium. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2018 03:20 AM (UiRxW) Completely off-topic: Did you see the congresswoman from New Jersey (Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman) presenting her views at the Strozk hearing yesterday?

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 11:08 PM (CwOPz)

856 853 That's some good lawyering. Posted by: Ace's liver at July 13, 2018 04:05 AM (h2Bdk) Ace covered it earlier today. It's likely to protect girls that are just waitresses and them coming into contact with customers. But its worded in a poor way that if you're not a regular stripper at the club apparently you can get away with the contact.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 11:08 PM (cAnNx)

857 The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland went mad because of the contact "Hatters" had with mercury

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 11:11 PM (cAnNx)

858 >>>82 nayeli is a trap. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 10:20 PM (of+54) What does this mean?

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 11:21 PM (CwOPz)

859 857. A trap is a homosexual male who disguises himself as a woman with the intent of attracting a heterosexual male's sexual interest. It's a degenerate practice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 11:24 PM (fA1SL)

860 Lie any

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 11:25 PM (pHfeF)

861 >>858 857. A trap is a homosexual male who disguises himself as a woman with the intent of attracting a heterosexual male's sexual interest. It's a degenerate practice. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 04:24 AM (fA1SL) Thanks! Glad I did not look that up online.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 11:35 PM (CwOPz)

862 I brought this exact scenario the other day American Thinker -How RBG can Trump Trump in 2020 https://tinyurl.com/ybf9yj2q Except I say the Turtle should just go ahead and confirm

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 11:35 PM (pHfeF)

863 859 Lie any Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 04:25 AM (pHfeF) nayeli I think that's actually pretty cool. And also, once again, the horde knows everything.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 11:42 PM (CwOPz)

864 My guess it has gotten a few sexually confused people severely beaten

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 11:46 PM (pHfeF)

865 I could go back to bed, I'm tired

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 11:47 PM (pHfeF)

866 Lisa Page is giving a closed door interview, in some ways probably better than the circus the Democrats put on yesterday.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 11:49 PM (pHfeF)

867 i'm going to bed: i'm tired...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 12, 2018 11:52 PM (md1+t)

868 What I think is cool is the anagram, and how it symmetrically unfolds: nayeli, 546 312, lieany

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 11:54 PM (CwOPz)

869 2nd US service member died in Afghanistan within a week.

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 12:10 AM (pHfeF)

870 Gotta get stuff done and hit the road. Stay good.

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2018 12:10 AM (pHfeF)

871 Ever notice that noone ever immigrates from north to south?

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 13, 2018 12:23 AM (9TR2V)

872 That pic of Strzok at the top of Dailycaller.com, is almost as if he is begging someone to call his bluff and unload with a haymaker that would put him in bed for a week or two. Can. Not.Stand.The. Arrogant. Chin. Up. Stances. These. Pricks. Adopt.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 12:30 AM (oXwsm)

873 Can. Not.Stand.The. Arrogant. Chin. Up. Stances. These. Pricks. Adopt. Posted by: Calm Mentor I call it the Mussolini. Oblabla loved that look

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 12:31 AM (8ikIW)

874 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a RAYCIST MAN, no time to talk. Music's Country and my woman's white, I've been mugged by Blacks and that ain't right. Now I am White and that's OK, you can look the other way We can try to understand The NY Times Globalist plan Whether you're my brother or whether you're my mother we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive . . .

Posted by: Tim from Nashua at July 13, 2018 12:45 AM (EATOD)

875 'Night Horde, hope you can reach 1000 without me.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 13, 2018 12:46 AM (onnpB)

876 Modern day fascists. Nazis. Communists. Baal worshippers. Any term you wish to use for leftists is right on the money. They do not deserve our pity, sumpathy, much less our understanding. They only deserve 'punishment' (picture said by the fat aquatic ruler on Naboo).

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2018 12:48 AM (zLDYs)

877 They do not deserve our pity, sumpathy, much less our understanding. Is sumpathy the same as giving them money? I like that word!

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8ikIW)

878 The guy from 4Chan Theatre did not balk, but then I'm a RAYCIST MAN, so I'd let her walk.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive Stayin'Alive at July 13, 2018 12:55 AM (EATOD)

879 I think the girl got boozed up, had lousy sex, now has regret and is lying her ass off. Best to lose that type quickly. Before the guy himself gets accused of something. If she reports to police a rape allegation, then I might reconsider.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 13, 2018 12:59 AM (LOgQ4)

880 Well, YaHOOOoo news reports that almost half of Americans surveyed say that the JEF is the greatest or second greatest president in their lifetime. Clinton was in second place. Half of Americans surveyed was 2,000 people. This just in, only 4,000 people in the United States.

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 01:10 AM (8ikIW)

881 870 Ever notice that noone ever immigrates from north to south? All of SCTv, half of SNL, and Deadpool did.

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 13, 2018 01:17 AM (VWE5i)

882 865 Lisa Page is giving a closed door interview, in some ways probably better than the circus the Democrats put on yesterday. Like a closed door matters

Posted by: Some waiter with a cell phone at July 13, 2018 01:19 AM (VWE5i)

883 Morning from NORFOLK Airport. Much better than That shithole Newark. Off to PENSACOLA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 01:19 AM (L4gKF)

884 G-D I hate CNN. It is all PDT hate all the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 01:21 AM (L4gKF)

885 Get out of this shithole as fast as you can, NGU!

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at July 13, 2018 01:25 AM (4gcK+)

886 G-D I hate CNN. It is all PDT hate all the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 06:21 AM (L4gKF)


And if Hillary was President, it would be endless love and admiration.  A friend watches it endlessly, and he is thoroughly contaminated.

Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2018 01:44 AM (k/NWZ)

887 I see that hundreds of protesters are flying the baby Trump balloon. Hundreds! And not over Parliament. Hundreds!

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 13, 2018 01:53 AM (GWZYo)

888 I see that hundreds of protesters are flying the baby Trump balloon. Hundreds! And not over Parliament. Hundreds! Posted by: never enough caffeine That tears it! If a bunch of ferreners hate our President, we must Imperch him!

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 01:55 AM (8ikIW)

889 Mornin' y'all

Posted by: wing at July 13, 2018 01:58 AM (RSMz4)

890 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos.  They hate him and what he stands for.  Protestors in London proudly flew their Trump baby balloon.  Etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2018 01:59 AM (k/NWZ)

891 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos. You know who else left Europe in chaos?

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:01 AM (8ikIW)

892 That tears it! If a bunch of ferreners hate our President, we must Imperch him! Good morning everyone. I really don't know how I feel about this until Maxine Waters Hair addresses it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2018 02:02 AM (tKil8)

893 Good morning everyone. I really don't know how I feel about this until Maxine Waters Hair addresses it. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead They are picking it out of the shower drain as we speak

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:07 AM (8ikIW)

894 Well, YaHOOOoo news reports that almost half of Americans surveyed say that the JEF is the greatest or second greatest president in their lifetime. Half of Americans surveyed was 2,000 people. This just in, only 4,000 people in the United States. Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 06:10 AM (8ikIW) And all respondents were 20 or younger.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2018 02:08 AM (Z48ZB)

895 Trump Baby Ballons For a bunch of people that bitch that they never have enough money, they sure do spend what they do have on stupid shit.

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:09 AM (8ikIW)

896 My wife asks my advice, I render it, she ignores it and when the bad consequence that I warned her about happens, suddenly it's my mess to clean up. So I totally get where that guy is coming from.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2018 02:09 AM (wdmm9)

897 So I totally get where that guy is coming from. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Yep. I had a women boss, she was the same way

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:11 AM (8ikIW)

898 I didn't get to see the Strzok testimony in The Jerry Springer Show Congress yesterday but if the pictures of Strzok are any indication of what went on well, lets just say someone is pretty damn sure that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for any of this buffoonery.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2018 02:13 AM (tKil8)

899 Another thought regarding the 4 chan story: how would he have reacted if the 4 am call had come from a girl who was merely an acquaintance or a friend of a friend, as opposed to a girlfriend or recent ex with all the attendant baggage? She's no longer his significant other but she's not a total stranger either. Also, where was she calling from? Had she been literally tossed out on the street and there was absolutely no one else she could call for help to get to a safe place? Or was she already at her own place (assuming she and bf were not living together) or with a friend or family member, and she was just informing him of what had (allegedly) happened?

Posted by: Secret Square at July 13, 2018 02:14 AM (9WuX0)

900 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:15 AM (hyuyC)

901 They are picking it out of the shower drain as we speak Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 07:07 AM ~~~~~ Pretty sure most of it can be found in her closet.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 13, 2018 02:17 AM (Ri0Ku)

902 Morning, all. Is Sessions awake yet?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 02:17 AM (kqsXK)

903 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos.
Good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2018 02:19 AM (wC7Hu)

904 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing Top o the morning to ya. Wanted to say "Thanks for the pictures". Hope you have a good day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:22 AM (hyuyC)

905 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos. Good. Posted by: Puddleglum Mission Accomplished

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 02:22 AM (Cnt92)

906 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos. Bastard didn't even give them a CD with his greatest speeches.

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:23 AM (8ikIW)

907 Top o the morning to ya. Wanted to say "Thanks for the pictures". Hope you have a good day. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2018 07:22 AM (hyuyC) You're welcome. I'll post more today if I can. And thanks for the wishes; it's going to be a lousy day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 02:25 AM (kqsXK)

908 If you read the comments in the Sun article about trump, the comments are mainly pro trump. I think that is a good thing.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 13, 2018 02:25 AM (DAdSz)

909 28 yo black guy gets 40 years for human trafficking, turning 14 yo girls into whores. His accomplice was a very pretty 22 yo blonde white girl from Dallas. She plead guilty. we live in a screwed up world

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2018 02:27 AM (TdS5t)

910 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos.

I remember when Obama left the Middle East in chaos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 02:27 AM (oVJmc)

911 If you read the comments in the Sun article about trump, the comments are mainly pro trump. I think that is a good thing. Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 13, 2018 07:25 AM Someone did their homework as to the friendliest pro-Trump Brit paper I imagine. He only gave the one interview.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 13, 2018 02:28 AM (LOgQ4)

912 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing Well, may you find an unexpected grace note to hug to you close. That is what I did when I was having a bad day at sea or on land. There is future happiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:28 AM (hyuyC)

913 I remember when Obama left the Middle East in chaos. Posted by: Mr. Peebles But that was a good chaos. Like a prankster type of chaos

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:28 AM (8ikIW)

914 Morning all. Europe in chaos? They just haven't seen a Leader in so long, I would rate them highly confused.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 13, 2018 02:29 AM (QlQnE)

915 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos. Well if an unbiased source like the Daily Worker Trib says that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 02:29 AM (SiINZ)

916 Tie this to Gowdy asking about the foreign recipient of all those Hilary emails https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/07/13/dangerous-pseudo-science-in-cyber-security/

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 02:29 AM (Cnt92)

917 I would rate them highly confused. Posted by: Ben Had I think the term they prefer now is "questioning"

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:30 AM (8ikIW)

918 Ben Had The leaders of Europe are not used to being questioned. At all. May we keep shifting their assumptions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:30 AM (hyuyC)

919 I remember when Obama left the Middle East in chaos. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 07:27 AM (oVJmc) -------- I remember when he left the United States in chaos.

Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 02:30 AM (JJZzu)

920 354: "Never threaten consequences you are not willing and able to impose." A good friend of mine (gone now -- alas) was once at breakfast with his family and his eldest child was being annoying. His wife (of Cuban descent) finally had enough and snapped at the kid, "If you do that again, I'll kill you!" He took her aside and told her, "You know he's going to do 'that' again. And then you'll have to kill him. Or you lose all credibility." She nodded. They went back to the table. Sure enough, the boy did 'it' again. And Berta growled at him, "If you do that one more time, I'll spit in your milk!"

Posted by: RNB at July 13, 2018 02:30 AM (KAtv4)

921 Well, YaHOOOoo news reports that almost half of Americans surveyed say that the JEF is the greatest or second greatest president in their lifetime. Yahoo where the stupid never stops. That site is like reading a very poorly written high school newspaper

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 02:30 AM (SiINZ)

922 I remember when Obama left the Middle East in chaos. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 07:27 AM (oVJmc) -------- I remember when he left the United States in chaos. Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 07:30 AM (JJZzu) He left Man's Country very happy and slightly worn out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 02:32 AM (SiINZ)

923 Yahoo where the stupid never stops. That site is like reading a very poorly written high school newspaper Posted by: TheQuietMan They aspire to that

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:32 AM (8ikIW)

924 bluebell Good morning! Yes, pbho will be rated the worst President ever by future objective historians. My fear is that 2009 will also be listed as the end of the Republic. Doing what I can to make that is not true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:33 AM (hyuyC)

925 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 13, 2018 02:34 AM (wldC6)

926 860 >>858 857. A trap is a homosexual male who disguises himself as a woman with the intent of attracting a heterosexual male's sexual interest. It's a degenerate practice. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 13, 2018 04:24 AM Thanks! Glad I did not look that up online." That sure sheds a new light on Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2018 02:34 AM (V2Yro)

927 Doing what I can to make that is not true. Posted by: NaCly Dog Well, I'm about 2 weeks out from my FOID card. The wife is about 4 weeks. In the meantime we're going to Indiana this weekend and stock up on automatic machine guns and bazookas at a gun show.

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:34 AM (8ikIW)

928 That sure sheds a new light on Admiral Ackbar. ___________________________________________ It's a Trans Am!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2018 02:36 AM (eLo9G)

929 My fear is that 2009 will also be listed as the end of the Republic. Doing what I can to make that is not true. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2018 07:33 AM (hyuyC) --------- You and President Trump, Salty. Good morning.

Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 02:36 AM (JJZzu)

930 Good thing I don't practice ONT and did not get into that 4-chan discussion.

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 02:39 AM (bUjCl)

931 Thus having broken the blog, bluebell decides to head out for a walk. Later!

Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2018 02:39 AM (JJZzu)

932 Bruce That's what we need! International Arms Dealers at a local gun show. "Get your crew-serviced weapons here." I'm in. Next time I go to the city, I want a Stryker. And maybe some MG-42s for Festung NaCly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:39 AM (hyuyC)

933 i read where this "club" was under long term investigation by vice undercover. Constant vigilance is the key! And bringing plenty of ones...

Posted by: Vice at July 13, 2018 02:39 AM (/lkI0)

934 'top of the morning and happy Friday the 13th !

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 02:39 AM (bUjCl)

935 @897 The CNN chyron tells us he "Gave a Fiery Defense!" Onward comrades !

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 13, 2018 02:40 AM (BsGS1)

936 Just had a chance to skim yesterday's events, and maybe I'm missing something, but if "Papa John" isn't broadcasting the name of that "PR" firm and every single individual on that telephone call so that other companies can drop them and run like hell, he's an idiot.

Posted by: Gem at July 13, 2018 02:40 AM (XoAz8)

937 Constant vigilance is the key! And bringing plenty of ones... Posted by: Vice And a change of clothes so the wife doesn't smell stripper on you when you get home

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:41 AM (8ikIW)

938 The CNN chyron tells us he "Gave a Fiery Defense!" Down in flames would be nice.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 02:42 AM (/lkI0)

939 Constant vigilance is the key! And bringing plenty of ones... Posted by: Vice And a change of clothes so the wife doesn't smell stripper on you when you get home Posted by: Bruce Its the stripper glitter that gets you in trouble

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2018 02:42 AM (Cnt92)

940 Have a great day, everyone. My front Deere tire is spraying Slime everywhere and will not hold air. Off to the store. May every traffic light turn green as you approach, and a shaded parking space be where you need to stop.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:42 AM (hyuyC)

941 Constant vigilance is the key! And bringing plenty of ones... Posted by: Vice And a change of clothes so the wife doesn't smell stripper on you when you get home Posted by: Bruce Its the stripper glitter that gets you in trouble Posted by: Jean Especially if it's in your teeth

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:43 AM (8ikIW)

942 The CNN chyron tells us he "Gave a Fiery Defense!" Down in flames would be nice. Posted by: t-bird Nah. CNN got it correct. Ain't shit happening to Strozk.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 13, 2018 02:44 AM (Y5LDn)

943 It's actually a kind of solitary wasp with a sting whose resulting pain only lasts three minutes, but it's so fiercely electric that it could only be described as totally unacceptable.

--

Ok, so this is funneh.

*shakes the Mom finger at Tarantula Hawk* "Young man, that sting was totally unacceptable!  Go to your nest and don't you come out until you've thought this through."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 02:46 AM (mQ0Mc)

944 Has anyone claimed the term " The Strzok Defense" yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 13, 2018 02:46 AM (wldC6)

945 *shakes the Mom finger at Tarantula Hawk* "Young man, that sting was totally unacceptable! Go to your nest and don't you come out until you've thought this through." Posted by: Lady in Black Ahhh mooommm!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 13, 2018 02:47 AM (8ikIW)

946 The CNN chyron tells us he "Gave a Fiery Defense!" Down in flames would be nice. Posted by: t-bird Nah. CNN got it correct. Ain't shit happening to Strozk. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 07:44 AM (Y5LDn) Yeah, he sure doesn't act like a guy who thinks his life is being threatened. He looks like he's having the greatest time of his life.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 02:47 AM (cY3LT)

947 Nah. CNN got it correct. Ain't shit happening to Strozk. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 07:44 AM (Y5LDn) And that's why he looked so smug the whole time. Bastard need a helicopter ride

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 02:47 AM (SiINZ)

948 A Tarantula Hawk Wasp story:  When I was maybe 10 years old I lived in southern California.  I was hiking in the hills behind a friend's house (oh, the good old days!) when my friend spotted one of these monsters.  He grabs a couple of leaves from a plant, reaches down, grabs the wasp, and heads back to his house.  I can see this stinger that had to be 1/2 inch long pulsing in and out as it tried to sting him.  He's shifting the wasp to keep the stinger out of reach of his skin, and meanwhile my heart's about to pound out of my chest and I'm thinking I hear my mother calling (from about 3 miles away).  We get to my friend's house, where in the garage he keeps his bug collecting stuff, and he opens a jar of cotton soaked in some sort of bug killer, throws in the leaves and wasp and slams on the lid.  He's grinning like the Cheshire Cat and says "I can't believe I got one of those!!!".  Me, I'm thinking I'll trade hiking in the hills for a new activity like playing in traffic - and at the very least, before hiking with a friend, ask if they collect bugs!

Posted by: George V at July 13, 2018 02:48 AM (LUHWu)

949 Nah. CNN got it correct. Ain't shit happening to Strozk. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 13, 2018 07:44 AM (Y5LDn) That's what depresses me. And knowing that short of an armed march on DC (which isn't happening). nothing will change. I say Teh Donald should declare martial law right now. What would the Dems do that they're not doing already?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2018 02:49 AM (kqsXK)

950 That's what depresses me. And knowing that short of an armed march on DC (which isn't happening). nothing will change. I say Teh Donald should declare martial law right now. What would the Dems do that they're not doing already? a Purge. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing *suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 13, 2018 02:50 AM (Y5LDn)

951 " What would the Dems do that they're not doing already? " It seems that our government no longer fears the people. And this is the crew that wants to take away our guns?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 13, 2018 02:51 AM (wldC6)

952 914 Chicago Tribune claims Trump is leaving Europe in chaos. Well if an unbiased source like the Daily Worker Trib says that Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 13, 2018 07:29 AM (SiINZ) There are some people who actually still believe that that the Trib is conservative. It's just a rehash of the LA Times these days, with a Mary Schmich "Why That Twee Five Corners LGBTQQ Tattoo and Crystals Shop Reminds Me of My Grim Hard-Working Eastern European Father" column thrown in every now and again.

Posted by: Gem at July 13, 2018 02:51 AM (XoAz8)

953 Still trying to wrap my head around the fact that obama twice said Russia is no threat to us, but now they are the huge boogeyman in the closet just waiting for us to turn the lights out to come and get us. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 02:51 AM (+Dllb)

954 Good thing I don't practice ONT and did not get into that 4-chan discussion. Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 07:39 AM (bUjCl) What was the verdict? I saw the post, and thought "Oh Dave Dave Dave, this is why they don't let you post on Saturdays."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 02:52 AM (cY3LT)

955 Has anyone formed a search party for J.J. yet?

Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 02:53 AM (3HNOQ)

956 Is jj waiting for 1000?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2018 02:53 AM (wdmm9)

957 I'm thinking I hear my mother calling (from about 3 miles away). -- Ha! Your friend sounds...interesting. Did his maniacal laugh haunt you the rest of your life, cuz I just know he had one.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 02:54 AM (mQ0Mc)

958 Friiiddayy the Thirteentthh....

Posted by: Gem at July 13, 2018 02:55 AM (XoAz8)

959 Inch by inch ! Step by step !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:56 AM (yN/cP)

960 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 13, 2018 02:57 AM (yN/cP)

961 Friiiddayy the Thirteentthh....

Posted by: Gem at July 13, 2018 07:55 AM

---

And I am getting two crowns and a bridge done today.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 13, 2018 02:57 AM (+Dllb)

962 I'm thinking I hear my mother calling (from about 3 miles away). -- Ha! Your friend sounds...interesting. Did his maniacal laugh haunt you the rest of your life, cuz I just know he had one. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 07:54 AM (mQ0Mc) I'm thinking Sid from Toy Story, but the truth is, he's probably either working in a lab, wears black rimmed glasses, and is surrounded by creepy things, or he's an Orkin man. One of the other. Depending on circumstances and education.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 02:58 AM (cY3LT)

963 Let us not forget that the tarantula hawk wasp preys upon TARANTULAS ! i.e without the hideous tarantula wasp we would be overrun by hideous tarantulas. Mother Gaia: embrace me in your silken arms!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 13, 2018 02:58 AM (BsGS1)

964 What was the verdict? I saw the post, and thought "Oh Dave Dave Dave, this is why they don't let you post on Saturdays." Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 07:52 AM (cY3LT) here is how I see it (if the story is true): the dude is a little pussy and will grow up to be a big pussy(if not already). girl gets assaulted an raped, calls for help and he tells her to "sod off" because his feeeeelings got hurt ? did't have to become her boyfriend, but should have offered help. she may learn from her mistakes, but his is a POS.

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2018 02:58 AM (bUjCl)

965 So it appears "nayeli" hasn't been steeped or marinated in race BS her whole life, right? Someone said yesterday that the millennial generation scared the crap out of them. And they do me, too. At some point, they will be the leading force in this country once we're all buried and gone. I pity the succeeding generations because the "nayelis" of this country are going to upend it all to hell.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 13, 2018 02:59 AM (mQ0Mc)

966 silly woman. white people don't walk, unless they want to.

Posted by: Case at July 13, 2018 02:59 AM (2AmoJ)

967 Racist now means not promoting whatever is the favor flavor of the month over all others. When Black Labs Mattered it was racist to not openly promote the looting, burning, and pillaging of businesses. Today it is racist to believe ICE should enforce our laws and all hispanics invaders are better than Americans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 13, 2018 03:00 AM (JFO2v)

968 G'morning, my pretties.

What's the good news?...if there is any.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 03:16 AM (3W5cQ)

969 MP4:  "It's going to be a lousy day."

Only if you let it, MP4.  These assholes aren't worth wasting a perfectly good day on. 

Spent a happy couple of hours on your website yesterday.   You bring such pleasure to people it seems unfair that the political circur affects you so badly.

Walk away is good advice in many circumstances.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 03:29 AM (3W5cQ)

970 (looks around at empty room) 

Willowed again?

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 03:31 AM (3W5cQ)

971 Have you ever seen a sentence with a common word misspelled and you just KNOW that the author is a cretin?

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at July 13, 2018 04:00 AM (NLS+L)

972 So very, very close to 1000.

Posted by: m at July 13, 2018 05:46 AM (CwOPz)

973 "3. 4Chan boy is a dick. Show a little compassion. " Yeah, send her a sympathy card. He told her not to go. He told her he would dump her if she did. She figured he'd never find out, or if he did he wouldn't actually dump her. That she didn't have the stones to tell him she was just going to go isn't his fault. Is it cold? damn straight it's cold. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 13, 2018 06:58 AM (1hM1d)

974 Oh, Officer Kunam, I hope you know all the love and appreciation going out to you today.
Rest in peace, brave warrioer.

Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2018 07:13 AM (qlTN9)

975 "No, the ex-boyfriend is pretty much bound by all that is moral and ethical to find the guy who raped the girl and put a bullet in his head and bury him in the woods without telling anyone, including the ex-girlfriend."

"the dude is a little pussy and will grow up to be a big pussy(if not already). girl gets assaulted an raped, calls for help and he tells her to "sod off" because his feeeeelings got hurt ? did't have to become her boyfriend, but should have offered help. she may learn from her mistakes, but his is a POS."

No.  Women are not entitled to summon male assistance and protection, much less vengeance, on demand with no strings attached.  A major component of the man's protective role is heading off danger before it happens, and that requires that the woman (a) trust the man's judgment of the situation; and (b) submit to it.

Just as women grow up developing a sense for subtle social ostracism cues, men learn during boyhood how to sense when a physical confrontation is likely.  But women love drama, especially when they expect to be exempt from the consequences of stirring up shit -- that's why let's-you-and-him-fight is a popular Saturday night pastime in every town.  They do it for the validation of being "rescued".

Of course, unattached women don't have any duty to submit to a man's judgment.  The corollary of that is that attached women do; here, she made it quite plain ahead of time that she considered herself unattached.  Assuming the rape really happened (which is dubious), it's neither his fault nor his obligation to deal with it.

Posted by: craig at July 13, 2018 08:09 AM (I0aWP)

976 2 That poor girl is better off without the guy. My 2 cents. Posted by: ALH at July 12, 2018 10:00 PM (8kkL4) It's unfortunate that something awful, MAY, have happened while this chick was preparing to cheat on her boyfriend, but that does not obligate him to stay with her. She is, after all, a cheating whore.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2018 02:19 PM (50gG9)

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