December 31, 2009

Putin Knows How To Deal With Terrorists And Obama
— DrewM

First, Vlady on terrorists...cut their balls off.

Unfortunately, this is related to another story. Putin is rolling Obama in nuclear talks.

Earlier this year Obama and Medvedev agreed that missile defense wouldn't be linked to the attempt to reach a new nuclear weapons reduction treaty. Suddenly Putin the puppet master has come out from behind the curtain and says the two will have to be linked.

Josh Rogin writing at The Cable (Foreign Policy's blog) says it could be the result of a split between Medvedev and Putin or a game the two are playing against Obama.

So what can the administration do? (Atlantic Council Fellow Alexandros) Petersen recalls a similar incident when Ronald Reagan was negotiating the original START agreement with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in Reykjavik. Gorby demanded that START be linked to U.S. missile defense and Reagan said it was not negotiable and walked out of the room.

"The result of Reagan taking a hard line was that it wasn't linked from the beginning," said Petersen.

More broadly, the question is: What do the current problems with the START process say about Obama's pledge to reset relations with Russia? Perhaps that Russia is looking at the long term and isn't confident that Obama's overtures will be continued by successive administrations.

"They view Obama as somewhat of an anomaly in U.S. foreign policy, and START is for decades," Petersen said.

For the U.S. side, this might also change the calculation about giving Russia concessions before a negotiation is near completion.

"You give them a finger and they take an arm," said Petersen. "With this statement [from Putin], the debate has shifted completely."

The problem is Obama would be happy to dump missile defense for free let alone in exchange for some sort of concession from the Russians. The idea that Obama either by policy preference or personal temperament is going to be anything like Reagan when it comes to the Russians (or anything) is simply laughable.

Whether it be with Islamic terrorists or Obama, Vladdy is playing for keeps and Obama is still operating from that classic foreign policy text, Winnie The Pooh.

wpobama.jpg
Courtesy of the man, the myth, the legend...Slublog.

I don't think this ends well for us.

Posted by: DrewM at 06:24 AM | Comments (209)
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1 In the international battle of wits with Americas enemies, Obama is unarmed.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 31, 2009 06:28 AM (r1h5M)

2 Obama wears Depends when he meets with Pooty-Poot.  And yes, I don't think this ends well for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 06:30 AM (UOM48)

3 Perhaps Putin should just give Barry a wish list of things that Barry should be willing to give up in exchange for 'world peace'.  Maybe a couple of Nimitz class aircraft carriers would do the trick.  Or have those already been hocked to the Chinese?

Posted by: GarandFan at December 31, 2009 06:31 AM (ZQBnQ)

4 Oh botha.

Posted by: scituate_tgr at December 31, 2009 06:32 AM (Pkzs3)

5

Josh Rogin writing at The Cable (Foreign Policy's blog) says it could be the result of a split between Medvedev and Putin or a game the two are playing against Obama.

Rookie "nice" Good Cop and experienced "mean" Bad Cop. Medvedev and Putin are nothing new.

I never thought I would prefer Russian leaders to American ones. Even Bill Clinton was less of a buffoon than Boris Yeltsin.

 

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 06:32 AM (ujg0T)

6

He will need to send in the clowns from his traveling troupe of court jesters.  Let's see...

Gibbs?

Napoletano?

His gaggle of comedic Czars?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 31, 2009 06:33 AM (r1h5M)

7 Obama will play Putin like a Steinway.  Trust me on this.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe at December 31, 2009 06:34 AM (BsmB2)

8 At least Putin knows how to deal with terrorists, unlike our own Prez Pantywaist.  Good grief.  Sure would be nice to have a real man or woman in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 06:35 AM (UOM48)

9 I don't think this ends well for us.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Define "us".

Posted by: The Libs Who Want to See America Destro at December 31, 2009 06:36 AM (b0NHc)

10 Please be accurate.  Putin said he would cut off the schlongs of terrorists.  He only cuts the balls off American Presidents.

Posted by: stuiec at December 31, 2009 06:36 AM (Ate22)

11 Barry is in way over his head in all aspects of what it takes to be president. Hell he was probably in over his head for what it took to be a community organizer.

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 31, 2009 06:37 AM (1Jaio)

12 In other news, Ashton Kutcher jumped out from behind the desk in the Oval Office, knocking over a now-lifeless President Obama puppet... we've been punk'd

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 06:37 AM (e8YaH)

13 Wait... "Destro"? Nevermind. Figure it out. How many words begin with "Destro"? Screw all you morons. Happy New Year.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 06:37 AM (b0NHc)

14

In other news, Ashton Kutcher jumped out from behind the desk in the Oval Office, knocking over a now-lifeless President Obama puppet... we've been punk'd

Hell, Ashton Kutcher would do a better job as President, even given Commiewood politics.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 06:38 AM (ujg0T)

15 Nothing that Obama is involved in ends well for us.

Posted by: the real joe at December 31, 2009 06:39 AM (SUYSs)

16

I expect that Obama will drive a hard bargain with Russia.  Sure, he might throw missile defense under the bus, but first he'll make the non-negotional demand that Putin read both his books in return.

See?  Compromises on both sides.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2009 06:41 AM (plsiE)

17 Hope Ashton Kutcher didn't knock over Barry's bust of Lenin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 06:41 AM (UOM48)

18 But see, we're NICER than the Russians.  It doesn't matter if we're neutered, or dead.

Posted by: scooter (still not libby) at December 31, 2009 06:42 AM (aamim)

19 Oh, the Russian Bear is so cute.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2009 06:42 AM (2qU2d)

20 "They view Obama as somewhat of an anomaly" You ain't the only one, Pootstah.

Posted by: Bugler at December 31, 2009 06:44 AM (YCVBL)

21 Obama will have to brush up on his bowing.  He looked a little rusty when he met with the Deputy Undersecretary of Sewage Treatment of Kyrgyzstan.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 31, 2009 06:45 AM (r1h5M)

22 I must say, Pooty-poot has one icy damned stare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 06:45 AM (UOM48)

23 You know, it's a sad Goddamned day when I -- child of the Cold War that I am -- have more respect for the ex-KGB Russkie hardliner Putin than I do for Obambi the Pussified.

Posted by: CLP at December 31, 2009 06:48 AM (WJgjJ)

24 Completely OT, but this news item linked by Drudge made me laugh: ----- Snowstorm squelches climate change protest The Salt Lake Tribune A downtown protest [in Salt Lake City] of the climate change talks in Copenhagen became a victim of Wednesday's snowstorm. "Not many people showed up because of the blizzard conditions," said organizer Clea Major, an international studies student at the University of Utah. ----- I'm guessing a snowstorm in Salt Lake City isn't unusual this time of year. Maybe these folks ought to hold their rallies indoors from now on.

Posted by: sauropod at December 31, 2009 06:48 AM (r45p0)

25
This reminds me of those AVP movies. No matter who wins, we all lose.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:48 AM (t72+4)

26 Putin - former KGB chief, tough and cold as ice.
Obama - former community activist. Wants to be universally loved and adored.
What could go wrong?

Posted by: the real joe at December 31, 2009 06:49 AM (SUYSs)

27 Putin can kill two birds with one stone by doing Mariel II with his terrorists. Just dump them in America and we'll give them food stamps, housing, in-state tuition at the local community college for their piloting and chemistry classes, and an army of lawyers to see to it that they're not victimized by hate crimes.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 06:50 AM (GKXA7)

28

Apart from that whole evil psychopathic thug thing, Putin would be a great guy to have on our team. 

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at December 31, 2009 06:50 AM (pZEar)

29 There's a bear in the woods.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 31, 2009 06:51 AM (Wh0W+)

30 It ends, sadly, in chaos. See The Day After.

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2009 06:51 AM (yGQ/+)

31 Save us Retief!

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2009 06:52 AM (pUO5u)

32 Medvedev has about as much power as...uh...ummm...Obama does in the US!

Posted by: Joseph Brown at December 31, 2009 06:52 AM (zYaYw)

33 There's a big difference between cutting off their nuts and giving them a reacharound.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 06:52 AM (3Uz3f)

34

This reminds me of those AVP movies. No matter who wins, we all lose.

Actually, Barack meets Vlad reminds me of that classic short "Bambi Vs. Godzilla"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 06:52 AM (ujg0T)

35 you can't help but admire putin, a leader with a pair, compare him to any other girly man western leader.

Posted by: Hans muslim handlebar at December 31, 2009 06:52 AM (/aQ76)

36

Medvedev has about as much power as...uh...ummm...Obama does in the US!

If only that were true. You think Joe Biden is Obama's Putin?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 06:54 AM (ujg0T)

37 Can we please trade Janet Napolitano for Putin?  Don't think we'd have too many Achmed's trying to board airplanes with exploding jockey shorts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 06:54 AM (UOM48)

38
Chiseled ex-KGB agent and martial arts expert vs. a metro-sexual community activist with moobs.

Get your bets in.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:54 AM (t72+4)

39 Putin's playing Obama like Kruschev played Kennedy.  They know he's a puss, now they'll decide how far they can push things.

Posted by: nickless at December 31, 2009 06:56 AM (MMC8r)

40

This reminds me of those AVP movies. No matter who wins, we all lose.

Especially the audience.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 31, 2009 06:57 AM (ZJ/un)

41 Sigh.  Doesn't look like I'll be giving up the evening wine in 2010.  Shouldn't have given up heroin and crack cocaine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 06:57 AM (UOM48)

42
O/T, Tavern On The Green is bankrupt and will close.


I love this economy ! Roll the prosperity montage !

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:59 AM (t72+4)

43 Too bad,

embarrassing your fellow countrymen isn't an impeachable offense,

isn't it.

Posted by: franksalterego at December 31, 2009 06:59 AM (GKyIE)

44

Look, this year has been so stressful, I've been drinking a glass of red wine every day, too!

 

I mean, they say youshould drink two a day, but that's just excessive

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 06:59 AM (e8YaH)

45
Truman, is that two glasses or bottles?

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 07:00 AM (UOM48)

46

Yea, I wipe my ass with your Reset-Button Hillary. Now go get me another Vodka, sugar-tits.

Posted by: Vladamir "huggy bear" Putin at December 31, 2009 07:01 AM (t72+4)

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:01 AM (4V/1m)

48

ACE is also a cop!

 

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:02 AM (4V/1m)

49 Obama wants to scrap our nukes and our missile defense plans regardless of what the Russians do or say.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 31, 2009 07:02 AM (0Phhw)

50

Our president reminds me of the last guy to make the team in a school of about 50 kids. You need one more player and he showed up. No game. No ability. No nothin. On game day he bumbles around trying to get the uniform on and runs around like Jerry Lewis once the game begins. What a looooooooooooooser.

Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 07:02 AM (rVJH4)

51 Every time I think of Barry Hussein, I feel like taking a bat to the heads of the MSM ditors that hoisted him on us.  I also feel like doing the same to the Iowans that were too scared of Giulani and the whole Republican Party establishment that hoisted McCain on us.
 

Posted by: jmchez at December 31, 2009 07:02 AM (W0h4C)

52 Is that big thing hanging from the rope in that photo a testicle? 

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 31, 2009 07:02 AM (Hv1Cx)

53 Can't wait for Obama to bow to Putin.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:02 AM (QECjC)

54 That spectre in the background with Barry and Hill--Poohtin?

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:03 AM (CfmlF)

55 "I don't think this ends well for us." Why just because Obama already gave away the Polish Missile defense system gratis and hates our Military? Well OK maybe.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 31, 2009 07:03 AM (ekqTc)

56 52 Is that big thing hanging from the rope in that photo a testicle? Posted by: ParisParamus at December 31, 2009 12:02 PM (Hv1Cx) Yes, one of Dick Cheney's actually. It's big enough to be out on its own once in a while.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:03 AM (QECjC)

57 Putin or Obama.

Putin or Obama.

Putin or Obama.

Hmm......

I gotta go with Putin on this one. 

One day Obama's bust will be installed in the Kremlin.

Right next to Jimmy Carter's.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 07:04 AM (H6Jyg)

58 Putin's playing Obama like Kruschev played Kennedy.  They know he's a puss, now they'll decide how far they can push things.
------------------

There's Obambi in the bar, being shoved around by every biker and tough in the joint. Spilling his drink on his chest, tripping him as he tries to get to the men's room, manhandling his date, and flipping his ears. Outside, they're stripping his car. You'd think he would be a typical male (yes, I said that) at some level and start fighting back! Does the man have no god-damn ego?

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:05 AM (GKXA7)

59 One day Obama's bust will be installed in the Kremlin. Right next to Jimmy Carter's. Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 12:04 PM (H6Jyg) Actually, they'll be installed at the Moscow Zoo, in the Chump Exhibit.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:05 AM (QECjC)

60 53 Can't wait for Obama to bow to Putin.   CoolCzech, you put the "C" in Cynical!  Obama was just trying to pick up some loose change off the floor (being such a fiscally prudent man and all) or you can go with "B", Obama's a lot taller than Putin, so naturally, he'd have to bow his head to listen to him. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:05 AM (CfmlF)

61
Putin don't know about my Pershing II's stuffed full of confetti and skittles.

He'll rue the day he crossed me.

Posted by: Lord General Barry Ogabe at December 31, 2009 07:06 AM (t72+4)

62 O/T, Tavern On The Green is bankrupt and will close.

Did you catch the bit in the AP article, about 18 paragraphs down, where they were "fully unionized"?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:06 AM (NtiET)

63 O/T, Tavern On The Green is bankrupt and will close. Did you catch the bit in the AP article, about 18 paragraphs down, where they were "fully unionized"? Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 12:06 PM (NtiET) Ya know the food sucked, don't ya?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 31, 2009 07:07 AM (ekqTc)

64 58 Putin's playing Obama like Kruschev played Kennedy. They know he's a puss, now they'll decide how far they can push things. You know, it's a wonder that when Obama barged into that meeting between the real leaders at Copenhagan, someone didn't pull the chair out from under him when he went to sit down.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:07 AM (QECjC)

65 #56, yeah, Obama is looking at it longingly, thinking "what would it be like to have on or two of those...sigh....."

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 31, 2009 07:07 AM (Hv1Cx)

66 Ya know the food sucked, don't ya?

Before or after Bloomberg's transfat laws?  Or both?

(I've never been to NYC.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:08 AM (NtiET)

67 Yes, Obama would scrap our nuclear weapons and defenses just to "set a good example" for the world. WASF.

Posted by: the real joe at December 31, 2009 07:08 AM (SUYSs)

68
Did you catch the bit in the AP article, about 18 paragraphs down, where they were "fully unionized"?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 12:06 PM (NtiET)





Yea, meanwhile, millionaires like Rush Limbaugh are leaving NYC in droves.


Funny how AP didn't mention that.

Posted by: Lord General Barry Ogabe at December 31, 2009 07:08 AM (t72+4)

69 Tavern On The Green is bankrupt and will close.
-----------

Soon to be replaced by the State Beverage and Soylent Refectory, where spontaneous expressions of cheer are mandatory.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:08 AM (GKXA7)

70 Before or after Bloomberg's transfat laws? Or both? (I've never been to NYC.) Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 12:08 PM (NtiET) Both. Never been to NY hey? I got a bridge ya can buy for $500 but all offers will be considered.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 31, 2009 07:09 AM (ekqTc)

71
sock/off

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:10 AM (t72+4)

72 OT: LOL The lads at Hillbuzz have the hots for MA Sen. Candidate Brown:
http://tinyurl.com/yg8uuxl

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 31, 2009 07:11 AM (Hv1Cx)

73

69 Tavern On The Green is bankrupt and will close.

Opening soon: Barry's Waffles! Free to all GM car owners!

Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (rVJH4)

74 Suddenly quiet around here. Everyone tuned in to Rush Limbaugh to see how he is?

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (GKXA7)

75
O/T  Boy the Rush hate on Politico is raging.  Nothing like a bunch of kind, compassionate libs wishing death on a guy.  They're giddy over there.

Now I've got to go  shower again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (UOM48)

76 I went to NYC to visit the new Mets stadium.  It was much nicer than I imagined it would be- both the Mets stadium, and New York.

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (e8YaH)

77 55 "I don't think this ends well for us."

Why just because Obama already gave away the Polish Missile defense system gratis and hates our Military? Well OK maybe.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 31, 2009 12:03 PM (ekqTc)

The moment the Soviets Russians started griping about the missile defense system in Poland Obama should have started talks with Lithuania for installation of a similar system there.  Once they exploded over that he should have said: "fine, strong arm Iran into giving up on nuclear enrichment and we'll consider backing off on Lithuania- oh and by the way if we don't get a positive response to that request in one week we're starting talks with Belarus to set them up with a system as well."

That's the only way to talk to Soviets Russians.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (OtQXp)

78 Tavern On The Green is bankrupt and will close. Opening soon: Barry's Waffles! Free to all GM car owners! Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 12:12 PM (rVJH4) Yeah, but the parking cost 75 billion

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (ekqTc)

79 Oh, I'm in NY right now, just never been to NYC.  Doesn't strike me as the kind of place a girl from the cornfields should go alone, at least not the first time.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:12 AM (NtiET)

80

Now I've got to go  shower again.

Not without me you don't

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:13 AM (e8YaH)

81

Dec. 31 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama is being urged to strengthen anti-terrorism efforts as he awaits initial results of an investigation into the Dec. 25 attempted bombing of a U.S. airliner.

Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein asked the president in a letter yesterday to change a 2008 policy that limits the government’s ability to place people on a watch list requiring extra screening or banning them from flying.

“The U.S. government should watch-list, and deny visas to, anyone who is reasonably believed to be affiliated with, part of, or acting on behalf of a terrorist organization,” Feinstein, a California Democrat, said in the letter.

Isn't this denying these poor, innocent, misunderstood, lonely people their rights? This sounds like something Bushitler would do.

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 31, 2009 07:13 AM (1Jaio)

82 ParisParamus 72, will someone explain to me how those Hillbuzzers manage to keep loving Hillary?

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:13 AM (GKXA7)

83
I don't think this ends well for us.



Relax. Get some SPF 30,000,000 sunscreen and some potassium iodide tablets and you'll be just fine.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:13 AM (t72+4)

84 Hurry up, Truman.  I need someone to scrub my back. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 07:14 AM (UOM48)

85

Oooh, all you moron voyeurs come quick!  Jane's taking a shower and Truman's going to loofah her back! 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:16 AM (CfmlF)

86 that's not a loofah

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:17 AM (e8YaH)

87 Obama's a lot taller than Putin, so naturally, he'd have to bow his head to listen to him. Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 12:05 PM (CfmlF) Sure he wasn't just trying to speak into Putin's "microphone"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:17 AM (QECjC)

88 Isn't this denying these poor, innocent, misunderstood, lonely people their rights?
------------------

DiFi makes up for it by calling for the erasure of our southern border. They're all dark-skinned, you know, so you can balance the scales of justice that way.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:17 AM (GKXA7)

89 85

Oooh, all you moron voyeurs come quick!  Jane's taking a shower and Truman's going to loofah her back! 

 

hmmm....what is that ...... tattoo.....right under that..........

Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 07:17 AM (rVJH4)

90 Hurry up, Truman. I need someone to scrub my back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 12:14 PM (UOM4

Scrub or shave?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 07:18 AM (b0NHc)

91 84 Hurry up, Truman.  I need someone to scrub my back. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 12:14 PM (UOM4

Jane, do you have a webcam that you could possibly.....

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 07:18 AM (Vu6sl)

92 84 Hurry up, Truman. I need someone to scrub my back. Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 12:14 PM (UOM4 My, what a soft, squishy back you have there, Jane! Oh... wait... that's not your back...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:19 AM (QECjC)

93 Scrub or shave? Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 31, 2009 12:18 PM (b0NHc) That's not her back, either.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:20 AM (QECjC)

94

My, what a soft, squishy back you have there, Jane!

back is the new....uh.......

Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 07:20 AM (rVJH4)

95

Truman, I finished my shower already.  Did you ever show up? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 07:20 AM (UOM48)

96 @79 - You're absolutely right Heather. Stay out of that city.  I mean, what the hell are you even doing in New York?  You should be here in the Shire (NE Ks).  It would be so much more like home.  Actually, an engineer who is from Iowa started working here a few months ago.  He's been in the state for a few years and he and his wife like it just fine.

Posted by: teej at December 31, 2009 07:20 AM (c459z)

97

heh!  Looking at Slubug's photoshop, I realize that not one of the three in the picture have any balls.  (I use to think Hillary did, but it is painfully apparent that she's got nothing!)  The symbolism of the lone blue ball hanging from the tree speaks volumes (I censor myself for any implied racism~!!)

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:21 AM (CfmlF)

98 95

Truman, I finished my shower already.  Did you ever show up? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 12:20 PM (UOM4

Truman might not have shown up, but my imagination surely did...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 07:21 AM (Vu6sl)

99 Later, morons.  Gotta run back to the damned store. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 07:22 AM (UOM48)

100

Truman, I finished my shower already.  Did you ever show up? 

That's what Mrs. Bacon says after sex.

And the answer is usually "no"

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:23 AM (e8YaH)

101 Truman might not have shown up, but my imagination surely did... Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 12:21 PM (Vu6sl) All kinds of things popped up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:23 AM (QECjC)

102

Geez, Jane is everywhere!

See Jane shower.  Scrub Truman, scrub.  See Jane run.  Run Jane run!

Fun with Dick and Jane (or in this case, Tru!)

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:24 AM (CfmlF)

103

And the answer is usually "no"

BTW, weren't you teling us about the marrige from hell?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 07:24 AM (ujg0T)

104

Yeah, just how I wanna end my year- crying like a bitch about my home life.

It's better now.  But I'm still not intimate with Mrs.  Having the damndest timeforgiving her for voting for Obama.

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:26 AM (e8YaH)

105 In no particular order, things I'm pulling for in 2010:

1.  Obama to stand up to at least one of our enemies, and to support at least one of our allies.

2.  A lasting economic rebound that will benefit everyone.

3.  Bacon flavored ecstasy.

4.  Victory in Afghanistan.

5.  Attacks on AQ in Yemen and elsewhere, regardless of whether the international community agrees.

6.  National debt reduction.

7.  Lowering unemployment.

8.  Gabe taking a class and finally learning our calendar system.

9.  A new laptop that runs solely on energy derived from strands of DNA (so long as they're not mine).

10. Good health and prosperity to all Morons and Moronettes.

Posted by: Bust of Aristotle at December 31, 2009 07:26 AM (ZgE80)

106

Missile defence and arms control is hard work and Obama is very tired so you can't expect much... now watch this drive!

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 31, 2009 07:26 AM (uuZjB)

107 102 Geez, Jane is everywhere! See Jane shower. Scrub Truman, scrub. See Jane run. Run Jane run! Fun with Dick and Jane (or in this case, Tru!) Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 12:24 PM (CfmlF) See Jane and Truman play with Dick. HEY! Where did Dick go?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:26 AM (QECjC)

108

There were 3 young men who fell in love with Jane

Tom, Dick and Harry were their names

I am her only boyfriend, each one of them would boast

But she passed on Tom and Harry, 'cause she liked Dick the most

(everyone)

Now she's got Dick in the palm of her hand

She likes to hold Dick

She likes to squeeze Dick

She likes to kiss Dick all of the time

It seems like Dick is always on her mind

Posted by: teej at December 31, 2009 07:26 AM (c459z)

109 Ha!  I revert back to my original statement--fun with Dick and Jane (I forgot til Truman reminded me) that Tru's alter-ego is Dick Bacon!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:27 AM (CfmlF)

110 Let me be . . . clear:  I . . . am not . . . going to eliminate any weapons or defenses . . . as a concession . . . to the Russianists.  I'm going to get . . . rid of them to free up money for ACORN.

Posted by: PRESIDENT Barack H. Obama esq. at December 31, 2009 07:27 AM (GQhsP)

111

Yeah, just how I wanna end my year- crying like a bitch about my home life.

It's better now.  But I'm still not intimate with Mrs.  Having the damndest timeforgiving her for voting for Obama.

Hey, I sympathize. My wife is still very much in "four legs gooood, two legs baaaaad" sheeple mode, and she just gushes about how neat Klingon Michelle is. Hillary, her former "Girl Power!" favorite, is all but forgotten. I wince a lot.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 07:28 AM (ujg0T)

112 that's not a loofah

Posted by: Truman North

Ya got callouses on yer junk?

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 31, 2009 07:28 AM (4V/1m)

113 sorry, couldn't resist. Blame runningrn. title of the song "Fun with Dick and Jane".

Posted by: teej at December 31, 2009 07:29 AM (c459z)

114 Occasionally it seems we forget that Obama is on the other side and that the destruction he is wreaking is accidental.

Posted by: kansas at December 31, 2009 07:29 AM (i0WE5)

115 Speaking of Pooty-Poot rolling Barky, if anyone has a batphone direct to Slublog...ya might wanna pass this pic along for some creative photoshopping

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 07:29 AM (AnTyA)

116 Hey Teej!  How's your shoulder?

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:29 AM (CfmlF)

117  Occasionally it seems we forget that Obama is on the other side and that the destruction he is wreaking is not accidental.

Posted by: kansas at December 31, 2009 07:30 AM (i0WE5)

118 Dick Bacon likes this

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:31 AM (e8YaH)

119

Some yahoo what's named Walter Williams is subbing for Rush today. The guest in the next hour is some redneck what's called Thomas Sowell.

God, I hate it when these uneducated, racist crackers spew their shit about Barky just cuz he's black

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 07:32 AM (AnTyA)

120 Barky's Black!!!????

This guy is as white as Marx or Lenin.

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2009 07:34 AM (yGQ/+)

121 Well, I guess the upside is that Barry is already ball-less, so Putin's threat of castration is pretty much empty.  Although, I suppose Vlad could always steal Michelle's jar.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:36 AM (CfmlF)

122 Marxist is the new Black.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:36 AM (QECjC)

123 My problem with Obama is I can't figure out what he really cares about. What is his sine qua non? If you have no center, then everything is on the negotiation table. I guess it explains why he believes he can always negotiate. His whole adult construct is a game of let's make a deal. Putin on the other hand has a belief that Russia is an exceptional nation and people.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 31, 2009 07:37 AM (tzcjs)

124 If the Mrs. likes Hillary so much, maybe you could get yourself a pudgy intern and give her a chance to live history.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:38 AM (GKXA7)

125 Obama just gives terrorists a pat on the ass when he lets them go free.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:38 AM (dQdrY)

126

Airline passengers and little body paint. Messin' with the TSA!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 07:38 AM (Vu6sl)

127

My problem with Obama is I can't figure out what he really cares about. What is his sine qua non? If you have no center, then everything is on the negotiation table. I guess it explains why he believes he can always negotiate. His whole adult construct is a game of let's make a deal. Putin on the other hand has a belief that Russia is an exceptional nation and people.

This is why the Commiecrats pushed "multiculturalism" once the Soviet Empire fell apart. If we don't believe our country is any good and our opponents do believe their country is great, it's easy for them to roll us over.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 07:39 AM (ujg0T)

128

"Ya got callouses on yer junk?"

 

Heh!  I thought that was what gives you morons your rustic charm!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:39 AM (CfmlF)

129  Balls?

Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 31, 2009 07:39 AM (7+pP9)

130
If the Mrs. likes Hillary so much, maybe you could get yourself a pudgy intern and give her a chance to live history.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 12:38 PM (GKXA7)




Or, spend more time in swank strip-clubs than you do at home, just like Mr. Clinton does.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:40 AM (t72+4)

131

Wikiped updated the biography of  Rush to say he died.  I will NEVER use Wicked again.

 

Posted by: fightobama at December 31, 2009 07:40 AM (6IV8T)

132 @116 Thanks for asking. It's getting the arthroscopic thingy done Jan. 29th. It didn't bother me for about a month after ball was over then started aching real bad 24/7 for about a week. MRI with the dye showed slight tear in rotater and another cartillage but something else is really wrong deeper that the MRI couldn't spot.  General thought seems to be torn labrum. Having hot pains and numbness spells clear down into hand. Hasn't hurt as much the last couple of days though. Thank god. Do. Not. Like. Pain. Meds.  They've got me on Lortab 7.5 but I put up with as much pain and take as few meds as possible.

Posted by: teej at December 31, 2009 07:40 AM (c459z)

133 I will fight the Nobel Peace Prize laureate-bozo in whatever way I can.

Posted by: Master of Puppets at December 31, 2009 07:41 AM (gbCNS)

134

 I will NEVER use Wicked again.

Uhhhh.....you used Wiki before....why?

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 07:42 AM (AnTyA)

135 The eight deaths caused by a suicide bomber at FOB Chapman included the CIA base chief.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at December 31, 2009 07:42 AM (ZgE80)

136 My problem with Obama is I can't figure out what he really cares about.
------------------

Locus, I think you really have to ditch ideology, politics, all that and get into the realm of abnormal psychology to explain O.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 07:43 AM (GKXA7)

137 Putin has to be careful not to sneeze. He might blow Zero away and have a hell of a time getting him back down.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2009 07:45 AM (OlN4e)

138 Have just loved all the shirtless manly pictures that Putin has distributed.  Putin doing karate, putin swinning across the ocean (just kidding), Putin wrestling with a bunch of alligators (just kidding) but you get the point and so does the world and he is planning to be back in 2012 and he is planning to finally take over the world.  Always wondered how the Chinese and Indians will feel about that.  At the rate we are going, Bloomberg will be right, we WILL be a third world country.

Heard Peter King interviewed yesterday.  Heard something in his voice that I've never heard before, "real, real, real worry and concern"  He brazenly said that Eric Holder was doing the president's bidding and allowing the president to play dumb. 

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 07:46 AM (p302b)

139 Teej, I am so glad you got that checked out!  I was worried about you doing more damage if you didn't get it looked at.  I'm glad you already have your surgery scheduled.  I hope they can fix everything and that you recover quickly--being in good physical condition is going to be a huge plus in your favor.  Are you having a general anesthetic or a block?

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:47 AM (CfmlF)

140 I may be a bear of very little brain, but even I can see this guy is a fuckwit.  He's as full of his own shit as Owl and as much of a moralistic scold as Rabbit.

And when he taxes hunny, I will kick his ass.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at December 31, 2009 07:47 AM (ohFJL)

141

If the Mrs. likes Hillary so much, maybe you could get yourself a pudgy intern and give her a chance to live history.

You misread. To her, Hillary is old hat. Now it's the Klingon Lady. That said, I do see reality smacking her upside the head, but the Commiecrat conditioning of West LA and University is still there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 07:48 AM (ujg0T)

142 Gopher understood capitalism and problem solving.  I'd ask if he's running in 2012 but he's not in the book, you know.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at December 31, 2009 07:48 AM (ohFJL)

143
Is that Whiny The Poo sitting next to Winnie The Pooh ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:49 AM (t72+4)

144

Don't worry, Pooh.  I'll kick his ass for you!

Posted by: Piglet at December 31, 2009 07:50 AM (e8YaH)

145

I love the 'Now watch this drive' jokes. The truth is that you will never see an Obama drive. The reason is that he sucks. If he had the slightest skill you would never hear the end of his golfing exploits.

Posted by: HexenKessel at December 31, 2009 07:50 AM (Qi5EW)

146 So, they are predicting oil will be going higher.  Duh, have you filled your tank lately, gas is fascinatingly creeping towards "too expensive" and no one from the MSM has said a word.   guess they walk and use a bicycle or private cars provided by their employers so they never pump the gas??

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 07:50 AM (p302b)

147 @139 - You're kidding right?  Babe, they're gonna knock me way the hell out.  Doc said he wants to do a lot of pulling and tugging before they go on in. 

Posted by: teej at December 31, 2009 07:51 AM (QdUKm)

148

Posted by: HexenKessel at December 31, 2009

Barky probably plays from the girls' tees.

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 07:51 AM (AnTyA)

149 Fortunately, Obama's hunnypot is tapped out.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2009 07:52 AM (GwPRU)

150
So, they are predicting oil will be going higher.  Duh, have you filled your tank lately, gas is fascinatingly creeping towards "too expensive" and no one from the MSM has said a word.   guess they walk and use a bicycle or private cars provided by their employers so they never pump the gas??

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 12:50 PM (p302b)




Captain Fantastic is prez now, so there will be no talk of a lingering depression or gas prices skyrocketing like they did when the economy was roaring and the umployment rate was 4.5% percent under Bush.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:53 AM (t72+4)

151 Heh!  We've got shirtless pics of Barry too!  Plus we've got video of him running on the beach, in red swim trunks, in slow motion, his magnificent moobs swaying in teh breeze...oops, my bad, That was Teh Hoff, not Teh Won!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:53 AM (CfmlF)

152 145

I love the 'Now watch this drive' jokes. The truth is that you will never see an Obama drive. The reason is that he sucks. If he had the slightest skill you would never hear the end of his golfing exploits.

Posted by: HexenKessel at December 31, 2009 12:50 PM (Qi5EW)

Absolutely true! He is a whiny little metro-sexual bitch that pisses himself anytime a real man stares him down. The way he jogs down the stairs of AF1 with his hands together, trying to look so "cooooool".  One of these times he's going to biff it, and when he does he will never live it down.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 07:55 AM (Vu6sl)

153 A new year's wish the One will become the Once.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:57 AM (dQdrY)

154

So, they are predicting oil will be going higher.  Duh, have you filled your tank lately, gas is fascinatingly creeping towards "too expensive" and no one from the MSM has said a word.   guess they walk and use a bicycle or private cars provided by their employers so they never pump the gas??

This sadly is not new either. I remember back in 1981 when Mobil finally decided having it's oil facilities in 3rd world kleptocracies was a bad idea and acquired the small domestic oil company Marathon Oil. The LameSM cried and cried "Waah! Monopoly capitalism! Waah!"

Yet when the Clinton Justice and Commerce Departments signed off on oil company mega mergers and the "Seven Sisters" of Big Oil shrinking down to FOUR, there was not a peep. Nothing.  Personally, I found that more than a wee bit disturbing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 07:57 AM (ujg0T)

155

One of these times he's going to biff it, and when he does he will never live it down. no one will ever know, as it will not be reported, and all copies of the footage will be embargoed indefinitely by the MSM.

FIFY

Posted by: Piglet at December 31, 2009 07:58 AM (e8YaH)

156 sock

Posted by: Truman North at December 31, 2009 07:58 AM (e8YaH)

157 My problem with Obama is I can't figure out what he really cares about.

Narcissists only care about what burnishes the image in their mirror.  If it isn't something they think that can get ego stroking from, they're not interested.  If they could save you from certain death by spending a nickel of their own money, prepare to die.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2009 08:00 AM (BsmB2)

158

Rassmussen poll says that 58% think the BVD Bomber should be waterboarded..

...meanwhile AP reported that dickless (literally) wonder has lawyered up and has shut the fuck up..

...but get this...the AP says there is hope that he will talk anyway

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 08:02 AM (AnTyA)

159

#28 - "Apart from that whole evil psychopathic thug thing, Putin would be a great guy to have on our team.  "

Think about it - would you rather have the evil psychopathic thug on our side, or the other side?  Especially a very effective evil psychopathic thug? 

Posted by: Penultimatum at December 31, 2009 08:02 AM (98agg)

160
Narcissists only care about what burnishes the image in their mirror.  If it isn't something they think that can get ego stroking from, they're not interested.  If they could save you from certain death by spending a nickel of their own money, prepare to die.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2009 01:00 PM (BsmB2)





Exactly. This guy is a case study in malignant narcissism. Remember when he refused to meet the hospitalized troops in Germany when they wouldnt let his press detail in for a juicy photo-op during his campaign ?


Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:04 AM (t72+4)

161 Peter King was pretty pissed over the reading of their Miranda rights and the getting lawyered  up.    He was saying a Military tribunal is the only way to go.  Wish I could find that interview somewhere, King really knows how to pack a lot in a little bit of time.

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 08:05 AM (p302b)

162 I wanna know where the hell The Gorillary is. I've seen reports as to what was apparently in the communications betwen Dickless's daddy and the CIA...but not a fucking thing about what he said to the embassy folks

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 08:07 AM (AnTyA)

163 My problem with Obama is I can't figure out what he really cares about.

The answer here.

Posted by: the real joe at December 31, 2009 08:10 AM (SUYSs)

164
I wanna know where the hell The Gorillary is. I've seen reports as to what was apparently in the communications betwen Dickless's daddy and the CIA...but not a fucking thing about what he said to the embassy folks

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 01:07 PM (AnTyA)





Hillary is probably contemplating when the best time to resign is. No way she goes down in flames with the rest of this administration, she's too shrewd for that.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:11 AM (t72+4)

165

Hillary is probably contemplating when the best time to resign is. No way she goes down in flames with the rest of this administration, she's too shrewd for that.

If 2010-12 go the way 1978-1980 went, and I think they will, I do expect a primary challenge mounted by Hillary in 2012.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 08:14 AM (ujg0T)

166 148

Posted by: HexenKessel at December 31, 2009

Barky probably plays from the girls' tees.

If he lined up at the girls tee with me, I'd go al Mrs. Woods on him and show him what a good Big Bertha can REALLY do!

Posted by: rightzilla at December 31, 2009 08:15 AM (rVJH4)

167 I wanna know where the hell The Gorillary is.

Rolling around on the floor laughing her ass off would be my guess.  Obama is writing her primary challenge talking points for her daily.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2009 08:17 AM (BsmB2)

168

the AP says there is hope that he will talk anyway

HeHehe

And I hope i win the lottery, have sex with Neve Cambell, the GIants win the super bowl the big game this year and my wife stops spending money. 

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:18 AM (pr+up)

169 Follow up thought. Hillary *was* rooked badly in the Dem primary in 2008. She wins the important primaries and Baracky wins the piss-ant caucuses and he becomes President? WTF? She has got to be privately seething. I never thought I would admire Russian leaders, and I never thought I would feel sorry for Hillary. But Putin is more free market than Baracky, and Hillary was rooked badly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 31, 2009 08:18 AM (ujg0T)

170 167 Right you are. If Hillary were on-board with this administration, she would have been front and center taking State Dept blame for the multi-entry visa of the panty-bomber. I would have loved to have heard that conversation between Rahm and the beast. Him ordering her out into camera view and her telling him to stuff it....

Posted by: dagny at December 31, 2009 08:19 AM (grjqr)

171
Its a sad day when I believe we would actually be better off with Hillarious as president, but then again every time Barry opens his trap, he practically writes a GOP campaign commercial.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 08:20 AM (t72+4)

Posted by: Long Island at December 31, 2009 08:21 AM (TiURi)

173

Ok, I know Putin is a rather shadowy sort, and I don't care for his ruthless, imperialism and just plain evil cold heartedness.

But his response about terrorism...well, is it ok to like him at least for that one little bit?  And to kinda sorta wish we had somebody a little like that leading our country (at least the part about standing up to one's enemies, and possibly the hard nose negotiation skills).  I'm getting sick of the limp wristedness and the general unconcern about anything but where the next vacation is going to be, or what's on the menu for the next formal dinner.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 31, 2009 08:21 AM (5/yRG)

174

Hillary is probably contemplating when the best time to resign is

She has been remarkablyt quiet, she won't risk saring anything stupid while she watches rome burn around her. Her ego allows her to think she will the Dems night in shining armor come 2012, question is will the folks get fooled again??

tnks 52

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:22 AM (pr+up)

175 Obama is turning into a one person Death Panel.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 31, 2009 08:23 AM (muUqs)

176 If I recall correctly, Jesse Jackson had an idea on what he'd like to do to Obama, which is very similar to the way Putin wants to deal with terrorists.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:23 AM (B5cM9)

177

169

I never thought I would admire Russian leaders, and I never thought I would feel sorry for Hillary. But Putin is more free market than Baracky, and Hillary was rooked badly.

who was it( Andrew Wilkow?) that said when the libs are in control "everything that is right is wrong and everything that is wrong is right" 

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:25 AM (pr+up)

178 Was at a party.  Someone made a nasty joke about BO.  Been trying to remember what he said but he later had to claim it was the alcohol talking and not him.  The room virtually stopped and everyone looked at him.  Couldn't figure out if it was the "how could you say that look" or the "aren't you afraid to say that in front of all these people look".  someone said "OMG, it was just a joke" and the party went back to well, the party.  But someone in my small talking group pointed out that it is scary if you can't feel free to make a joke at a party.  Wonder if this is how the Russians feel or if Vlad just keeps his persona for world leaders?

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 08:26 AM (p302b)

179 Maybe Barry will bail out Al Queda.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:27 AM (3Uz3f)

180 Hillary is way too busy planning the wedding, she has no time for this foreign affairs stuff, that's left to barry and the udnerlings.

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 08:28 AM (p302b)

181

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 01:26 PM (p302b)

I'd much rather be called a racist by some freaking Leftist than to be a traitor.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:29 AM (3Uz3f)

182

I get soooo tired of the media blabbering about Barky's bassa-ball prowess..

...he was second fucking string on a team of short white and asian guys..

....check it out...he's like a foot taller than the rest of 'em

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 08:31 AM (AnTyA)

183

I'd much rather be called a racist by some freaking Leftist than to be a traitor.

And never call me late for dinner.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:31 AM (pr+up)

184 Rasmussen -18 isn't his lowest; that was -21.

I'm already seething at the prospect of a Hillary run. Bitch / Black. That's the only difference.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 08:31 AM (GKXA7)

185 "...meanwhile AP reported that dickless (literally) wonder has lawyered up and has shut the fuck up.."

Why does everyone think this guy burned his genitals off?  If you look at the photo of his special underpants, it's clear that the one thing that DIDN'T get burned was his junk, because (irony of ironies) the explosive packet actually shielded his crotch from the flames.

Posted by: stuiec at December 31, 2009 08:32 AM (Ate22)

186 Here's how NOT to deal with terrorists. Our Nigerian bombers visa was expired, yet he was put on the plane anyway.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2009 08:32 AM (OlN4e)

187

anyone catch this lovely tidbit from LWJ?

More 'Smart Diplomacy tm' from our mullah commander in chief and his minions.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2009 08:33 AM (XMjmy)

188

182

funneh chit rite dar...i see a ban-hammer threat in our future!!

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:33 AM (pr+up)

189

182

 now we know where the stolen brillo pad specs went.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:34 AM (pr+up)

190 His lawyers he was selected out because of racism - BWB - Burning While Black

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:35 AM (3Uz3f)

191 re: 187
Before it's all over, a Harvard Law degree will be considered virtually worthless.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:36 AM (B5cM9)

192 Someone made a nasty joke about BO. ----------------- Was it a nasty offhand remark joke, or a joke-joke? Because I'd love to hear a good joke.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 08:37 AM (GKXA7)

193 >>187

anyone catch this lovely tidbit from LWJ?



That should be a big story but I doubt the major media will pick up on it. Certainly is bad timing for the Prez, and the country.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 31, 2009 08:37 AM (muUqs)

194 Re#185 Stuiec

"Why does everyone think this guy burned his genitals off?"

We say it cuz we like it.
Now, you've ruined it.

Posted by: RayJ at December 31, 2009 08:38 AM (/5iYZ)

195

Wonder if this is how the Russians feel

The Russians know better than to make that kind of statement outside of a running shower stall.

I just wonder if anyone report him to Whitehose.snitch.gov.?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2009 08:38 AM (XMjmy)

196

193/187

 

“We let a very dangerous man go, a man whose hands are stained with US and Iraqi blood,” a military officer said. “We are going to pay for this in the future.”   Shameful, this shit cannot go unoticed...wtf.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:40 AM (pr+up)

197

193

I thought it was a huge story...this is a smoking gun that we returned to the perpetrator of the crime. 

In a sane world, these guys and their ilk are grounds for an invasion of Iran.

In Obama's world, they are just mis-understood pawns.  I know these idiots see this as an 'Olive Branch' and part and parcle to the idea of negotiating with our most trenchant enemies.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2009 08:42 AM (XMjmy)

198 maddogg, that pushes me over the line.  I was once denied entry into a third-world shithole because my visa would have expired in 30days (like I planned on staying more then 48hrs.) by the wonderfully effiecient Delta ticket agents (actually did not allow me to check in to originating flight leg, with the final leg on another carrier).  How did he even check in, much less get past the State and DHS guys,

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2009 08:45 AM (xCBQ4)

199

12

In other news, Ashton Kutcher jumped out from behind the desk in the Oval Office, knocking over a now-lifeless President Obama puppet... we've been punk'd

Well if Kutcher was the President we would definitely have an appealling first lady....with the sound on the TV turned down that is.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 31, 2009 08:45 AM (xIqkW)

200

Arhooley,  just read your bio on your american Girl blog and have to say thank you for bringing a little light into an otherwise dismal week. You give me hope that more Americans will see the light (sorry for the cliche') and  realize what Conservativism and Libertarianism has to offer.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at December 31, 2009 08:50 AM (pr+up)

201

171
Its a sad day when I believe we would actually be better off with Hillarious as president,

Hell...I'm starting to think that McCain might have made an even better president

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 31, 2009 09:39 AM (AnTyA)

202 Rum...by now you  would be calling 20 million Mexicans 'my fellow citizens'.

spit

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2009 09:43 AM (yGQ/+)

203 Ok so his dick didn't burn off.  Now he's got "toasted nuts".  Let's send him to Putin to finish the job.

Posted by: Chicken Choker & Corncob Smoker at December 31, 2009 09:46 AM (ktYjH)

204

Oh, the Dems are plenty tough and ruthless when it comes to stuffing ballot boxes, keying cars with GOP stickers, smearing Palin, hoping Rush perishes,   and calling the tea partiers fascist extremists.  They also have no qualms about leaving near-term babies on tables to die. 

It's when they're faced with non-domestic enemies that they turn into creme puffs.  Us wingnuts are the real threat to the universe, you see.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 31, 2009 10:14 AM (Ds+Bk)

205 I must say, Pooty-poot has one icy damned stare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at December 31, 2009 11:45 AM (UOM4

Doesn't he though?  Imagine him leveling that stare at Teh One.  Bambi would fill his panties.  Palin, on the other hand, has had mean bears in her crosshairs before. They ended up  draped over  the living room sofa.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 31, 2009 10:23 AM (Ds+Bk)

206 "Rookie "nice" Good Cop and experienced "mean" Bad Cop. Medvedev and Putin are nothing new."

I would imagine Medvedev plays good cop to Putin's bad cop because like most humans, he wants to still be breathing tomorrow morning.  If there were really anything to any supposed split between the two of them, Medvedev would've already gotten the deluxe Rasputin treatment (poisoned, stabbed, shot, drowned and frozen...just to be sure).

Posted by: Dave J. at December 31, 2009 10:31 AM (Pw+Zz)

207 "191 re: 187
Before it's all over, a Harvard Law degree will be considered virtually worthless.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 31, 2009 01:36 PM (B5cM9)"

"Before it all over, a Harvard Business, Law or whatever degree will be considered virtually worthless."

That;s better..

Posted by: curious at December 31, 2009 10:49 AM (p302b)

208 Putin is just about ready for his "Facts about Vlad Putin" thread, a la Cheney's cock.

Posted by: CLP at December 31, 2009 10:56 AM (WJgjJ)

209 Putrid Putin and Ominus Obama little difference between scoundrels

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (G1TFd)

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