September 30, 2008

Pro Obama vandalism begins in FL
— Purple Avenger

Spray painting a republican club building.

...A likeness of the Illinois senator, in purple spray paint, was stenciled on the front window and outside columns of the Third Avenue headquarters overnight Friday...
I'm hoping for a lot more of this kind of thing.

Quick news updates:
Somali pirates are shooting each other over disagreements.
Pirates on hijacked Iranian vessel are dying due to contact with cargo.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 05:26 PM | Comments (60)
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1 Vandalism we can believe in.

Posted by: Planet Moron at September 30, 2008 05:31 PM (tqQkH)

2 Purple Avenger, purple spray paint? I see...

Posted by: XBradTC at September 30, 2008 05:31 PM (rvIYJ)

3 No pic?  What shoddy journalism.

Posted by: RedFox84 at September 30, 2008 05:33 PM (vs8h/)

4 Looks like the BROWNSHIRTS FOR OBAMA are already loose in the sunshine state just like when the BRAINLESS BRADY CAMPAGN was handing out flyers at airpoerts warning people going to florida over its CASTLE DOCTRINE which proves when JAMES BRADY  after that no good JOHN HINKLEY shot him his brains have gotten scrambled

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 30, 2008 05:36 PM (8t/JR)

5

The comment thread at the jump quickly devolves into chaos. Kind of like the monkey house at the zoo- lots of poo flinging.

 

Meanwhile, watch your ass in Bulgarian strip clubs

Posted by: Jones CO/the next Dillinger at September 30, 2008 05:36 PM (KOkrW)

6 It goes both ways, an Obama partisan's house here in Sacramento got graffitied up over the week end. Fucking idiots, it has been all over the news. Let the moonbats do it all they want, we can't crawl in the dumpster with them and disgrace our party. I had to cuss out a young conservative friend that liked to steal yard signs and bumber stickers. We CANNOT use their tactics or we become just like them.

Posted by: goat at September 30, 2008 05:38 PM (z+6oJ)

7 Better than the NYT.

Posted by: Don Carne at September 30, 2008 05:40 PM (wSNS7)

8 "A likeness of the Illinois senator, in purple spray paint, was stenciled"

Can you stencil with spray paint?

Posted by: Toad at September 30, 2008 05:41 PM (RZhpS)

9

And yet another reason, aside from the fact it looks trashy, that I will not put a bumper sticker on my car.

Student of the Month stickers go in the kids' memory boxes.

Posted by: pajama momma at September 30, 2008 05:42 PM (f3xJa)

10 When McCain wins, I can think of the Rodney King verdict as precedent of what will happen. 

Posted by: duh at September 30, 2008 05:42 PM (yrMek)

11 I see this as liberating.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 30, 2008 05:44 PM (Xl9pj)

12 It's aberrant? Does he mean abhorrent? Because I don't think it's as aberrant as he thinks it is.

Posted by: 'Tis I at September 30, 2008 05:45 PM (4KxHB)

13 I am waiting for the day to catch one of these fucktards pulling some of this shit.  I'm not saying I'm going to kick their asses, but there is going to be a fight.  I'm so sick of this piddly assed bullshit...Hey, you want to pull this shit?  Let's go!!  You wanna run your mouth or pull this sorry shit...it's time to learn your actions have consequenses.  You might just kick my ass, but we're going to find out if you can...fuckers...

Posted by: BigWyo at September 30, 2008 05:45 PM (zNeJ0)

14 But the pirate spokesman

Now there's a job for you.  Great title, crappy benefits, not sure exactly how it would look on a resume (if you lived long enough). 

That would be a great pick up line for the AoSHQ

Posted by: kat-missouri at September 30, 2008 05:45 PM (GxnBZ)

15 WMD concerns?  What a load of codswollop.  Arr, that booty be cursed!  Cursed by demons an' pagan gods and/or ghosts, to be sure.

Arr.

Posted by: Some Pirate at September 30, 2008 05:47 PM (mBlyu)

16 This is not the stencil that I thought I knew.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 30, 2008 05:47 PM (iaV9O)

17 8 "A likeness of the Illinois senator, in purple spray paint, was stenciled"

What?  They couldn't use white spray paint?

Racists.

Posted by: kat-missouri at September 30, 2008 05:47 PM (GxnBZ)

18 ob·a·bom·i·na·tion

The lead story over at Malkin's site makes me want to puke purple crayons.

Posted by: Winston at September 30, 2008 05:47 PM (k5FKO)

19 Goat, when did that Sacramento incident happen? I didn't hear about it at all!

Posted by: 'Tis I at September 30, 2008 05:48 PM (4KxHB)

20 Wait. Pirates shooting pirates? Doesn't that rate More Cowbell?

Posted by: Al at September 30, 2008 05:49 PM (Lk931)

21 Arr, would that we'd have a pirate as spokesperson in the White House.  No offense to the comely lass currently holdin' that position, but a few of them media dogs could use a cutlass in 'em.  Or a stroll upon some plank.  Whatever.  Arr.

Posted by: Some Pirate at September 30, 2008 05:51 PM (mBlyu)

22 When it's not safe to go to a Bulgarian Strip Club, it's over people. Game Over!

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 30, 2008 05:55 PM (F1b/5)

23

That would be a great pick up line for the AoSHQ

You mean like: So, uh, KatMo, I'm, umm, y'know, like a ...pirate spokesman ...in my, like, umm day job ...and,uh, uhm, that's all. But, uh, hi.

...naw. Once a geek, always a geek. Too much finesse on the delivery I s'pose.

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2008 05:58 PM (zewwG)

24 Ahhh the fabled and much dreaded "Peanut butter/Chocolate" pirate altercation!

Poor bastards.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at September 30, 2008 06:00 PM (MhkWv)

25 I'm assuming the ninjas got the pirates.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 30, 2008 06:05 PM (pldpJ)

26 Where were you on the night in question, Mr. Avenger?

Posted by: Lieutenant Horatio Caine at September 30, 2008 06:10 PM (hi25E)

27

I'm hoping for a lot more of this kind of thing.

Well, if the media weren't bound and determined to paint this as youthful hijinks, i'd agree.

Posted by: jdub at September 30, 2008 06:12 PM (hUStE)

28 vandalism Code-word racist.

Posted by: Hongqi at September 30, 2008 06:14 PM (+WuMm)

29

God damn it.

I was all over this shit, posting this to every comment thread last week.

It's like everything I write is fucking invis   

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at September 30, 2008 06:19 PM (ULsz9)

30 Hey, remember that guy who committed a robbery in florida and then ran to the parking lot which bordered a swamp and an alligator ate him? That's what PA could do: track them into the swamp and let the alligators due their thing with them.

Posted by: Booben at September 30, 2008 06:20 PM (EbsDB)

31 When do we start shooting, again?

Posted by: Bitter Gun Clinger at September 30, 2008 06:23 PM (7moiW)

32 PRO... Obama vandalism! Hope -N- Change!

Posted by: Hongqi at September 30, 2008 06:25 PM (+WuMm)

33

Oh, it was the bad kind of nuclear waste product. Boy, they really should have had warnings on the drums, "DO NOT DRINK".

Posted by: andycanuck at September 30, 2008 06:28 PM (Mhm4L)

34 When do we start shooting, again?

I'll settle for some break ins.  Then we can start talking about Obama's "plumbers".

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 30, 2008 06:29 PM (Xl9pj)

35 should have had warnings on the drums, "DO NOT DRINK".

Somali pirates don't read too well.  Poor reading leads to poor health.  Stay in school boys and girls or you'll wind up like those idiot dead pirates.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 30, 2008 06:32 PM (Xl9pj)

36 Shiver me bowels, me hearties; 'tis polonium we've ta'en.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 30, 2008 06:47 PM (Tz2XN)

37 #13 Another keyboard warrior

Posted by: Kicking BigWyo's ass at September 30, 2008 07:14 PM (b2QS1)

38 Don't you love happy endings?

Posted by: davy jones locker at September 30, 2008 07:35 PM (iot9F)

39 Wait, pirates are shooting each other and dying from coming in contact with cargo? Holy fuck - that's just like in the movies! Awesome!

Posted by: Swegin at September 30, 2008 07:51 PM (q0Z3p)

40 There were a couple of the "Hope" posters spray painted on buildings in Denver during the conventions. They got my friends garage. She called the police to while she watched them do it (bad neighborhood, single woman at night). She's got pictures of the whole thing. After the convention, the city sent somebody around to paint over it so now she has a nasty white spot on her garage instead of Obambi's face. It's an improvement but still.

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Campbell at September 30, 2008 08:15 PM (jycWx)

41 I think what we need to stock up on for some of these idiots are BB guns. Aim for the crotch. We just can't afford to have these people reproducing.

Posted by: bob at September 30, 2008 08:40 PM (UMePk)

42 But the pirate spokesman Fixed!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 30, 2008 08:49 PM (lhDtH)

43 Someone stole my Palin/Whatshisname sign out of my front yard Saturday night. Next one I'm going to rig as the safety pins on some pseudo-land mines. Pull out the sign and blooy!

Posted by: Whitehall at September 30, 2008 09:15 PM (FCAIs)

44 Big Wyo @ 13: Could be worth a call to HBO to book it- unless you lose: http://tinyurl.com/4z6ah2 in which case I'd probably want to switch to Fox and catch them spinning the confrontation into some sort of retirement tribute to Sen Larry Craig. Good luck BW.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at September 30, 2008 09:55 PM (nrD02)

45 It's not entirely clear, but a couple of the Tool marks here bear telltale signs of having read all the way down to near the end of the SS Poison Pirate story, to where the spokes for the US govt calls b.s. and reveals the pirates are pulling a con to get saved from their destiny of roaming the oceans til they all die of thirst or starve and rot. Like the double-down bets a certain GOP presidential candidate is addicted to, the SS PP crew appear to be overplaying their hand in hopes of getting asylum in GTMO. Now if they'd seized an oil tanker, maybe...but either way it appears they've been misinformed.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at September 30, 2008 10:12 PM (nrD02)

46 The purple Obama thing could be a case of mistaken identity: http://tinyurl.com/4a49p5 The "undead roaming the earth to protect humans" part is too characteristically- to say nothing of reassuringly- Republican.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at September 30, 2008 10:20 PM (nrD02)

47

Gibberish! new And Improved! With a random selection OF words capitalised out of context! Help me, I can't find my ENTER key! Arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at September 30, 2008 11:22 PM (wgLRl)

48 The simplest way to handle the vandalism is to add a big spray painted cock right next to his mouth.  Childish, sure, but simple and satisfying.

Posted by: Kerry at October 01, 2008 02:31 AM (NyiUS)

49 Considering the Obmama campaign's other storm trooper tactics, I'm amazed Kristalnacht took so long. McCain should make use of this and those Hitler Youth singing videos.

Posted by: cbullitt at October 01, 2008 04:20 AM (M/WbE)

50

Can you stencil with spray paint?

YES WE CAN!!

sorry, just couldn't help it.

Posted by: kidney at October 01, 2008 04:24 AM (mPhH9)

51 Irony of ironies!  Today is "Pirate Day" at my kid's hs -- homecoming week is movie themed this year.  I told her to read these articles and go authentic, but she dressed like Cap't Jack instead -- the weak livered squab!

Posted by: unknown jane at October 01, 2008 05:03 AM (/lvmU)

52 Somali pirates are shooting each other over disagreements.

Parley?

Posted by: Xoxotl at October 01, 2008 09:32 AM (TbnX8)

53 haha glad most of you loke my sprays lol

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54 óle, óle. burning down the house!

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