December 30, 2015

Pretty Clever Ad
— Dave in Texas

A Las Vegas restaurant gets broken into and decides to make a commercial from the video surveillance footage.

Not bad.

Damn those tacos look good.

OH! Yeah, open thread.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 09:16 AM | Comments (273)
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1 Dit?

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 09:18 AM (DrCtv)

2 Mood!!!

Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (XTqOc)

3 There's not enough content to go around here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (8ZskC)

4 Are any of the corgis alive?!

Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (0eidE)

5 Where have you been?

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 09:19 AM (DrCtv)

6 Nood, not mood. Autocucumber from hell!

Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 09:20 AM (XTqOc)

7 The taco floating in the air cracked me up.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 30, 2015 09:20 AM (K27gs)

8

Hah -- content!

In -- your -- face, Salem Comm!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 09:20 AM (kdS6q)

9 Thanks Dave!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:20 AM (VAsIq)

10 Black guys seeking tacos is cultural appropriation, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (8ZskC)

11 Probably cost more to replace the registers they stole than any money they might have gotten.

I love the public shaming, especially for his girl-throw.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (kZVsz)

12 I could go for a taco.

Posted by: Frau Hillbags Von Crotchfrost at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (oVJmc)

13 I was about to start doing some due-last-week work.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (VAsIq)

14 Corgis summoned

Posted by: Palmetto Primary (infrequently Vile) at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (XTqOc)

15 They may have been pissed about the lack guacamole served at the food service at Afrika House on Sunday night. Just a guess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (+YMhA)

16 The Beef and Bird got burgled in Jan 2004 when I was living in Houston. One burglar got stuck in the chimney. His buddy tried to rescue him but tripped the alarm and ran for it. Hardest hit? Charles Darwin

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2015 09:21 AM (F4suY)

17 What kind of money do these idiots think would be in the registers after they close?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

18 10: "Black guys seeking tacos is cultural appropriation, isn't it?" Food deserts yo.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (4nmNX)

19 Those tacos look great. Good ad! Of course, they'll be burned to the ground for their racism...

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2015 09:22 AM (ANVXm)

20 LOL

And those tacos do look yummy!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (NOIQH)

21 MMmmm..... tacos..... Doh!

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (+YMhA)

22 I'm so glad you guys survived the art thread

Posted by: Draki at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (0eidE)

23 I don't even like Tacos, but if I lived out there, I'd go and give them some business..That was great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (DUoqb)

24 #blackbeansmatter

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2015 09:23 AM (F4suY)

25 Now, a guy did rob the taco place about a block from my house last winter. Problem there is it's also a bar and cash only. That guy made a fortune because he rolled in with a shotgun right at closing.

Still don't think they caught him, either.

You're not going to make enough money being cash-only to make it worth the risk, but they still do it.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (kZVsz)

26 This commercial might be taken to imply that black males commit crimes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (8ZskC)

27 >>> I love the public shaming, especially for his girl-throw. "That was weak, bro." Love it. Right up there with the Alamo Drafthouse complaint call about getting kicked out of the theater. Shame ads are great.

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (hvf9s)

28 Finally, a new thread.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (t2KH5)

29 Yuck. Guacamole.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (VAsIq)

30 Their ma's going to be awful disappointed when they get home and find out that the register cash drawers were removed at closing and all of the money is either in the safe or a bank. That and no tacos. Because tacos are awesome, even the ones I make.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (hLRSq)

31 Willowed: Trump's really kicking ass in a speech. (See sock link.) I suggest you got to the Reuters' woman's twitter feed to read everything in short-form here: https://twitter.com/FlitterOnFraud

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (DLIIY)

32 Hulk like tacos! *kisses Spiderman* Mmmm. Hulk like this even better.

Posted by: James Kibo Parry at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (oFzGS)

33 >>What kind of money do these idiots think would be in the registers after they close?

Well, if they had ever worked at retail/food establishment they would have known, but that assumes they've held a job....

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (NOIQH)

34 They used to rob chinese restaurants, but a half hour later they were robbing again.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (oVJmc)

35 Does this mean we have to talk about tacos?

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (HgMAr)

36 We get a new thread and its about tacos?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (lIU4e)

37 And you can bet the cops know who those thieves were.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:24 AM (t2KH5)

38 Again I feel guilty because all I could think of was how much I would have liked to see these punks come across an armed property owner who would blow them away.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (AC18V)

39 That's rayciss.

Posted by: Tocquavious Burringo Quesa-Jones at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (1hoXr)

40 @wth

For 60'ish more comments.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (kZVsz)

41 OK, "somebody teach this guy how to throw a rock" is Grand Master Trolling.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 09:25 AM (1xUj/)

42 A shame. A good midnight basketball program would have saved a plate glass window.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (8ZskC)

43 BWAW comes out, finally. It was pretty obvious for some time. She tried too hard at pretending to be masculine. Posted by: Cait J Barack's Wife, A Wookie finally admits she's an East German former athlete named Hans? BWAW is Barack's Wife, A Wookie, isn't it?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (DLIIY)

44 >>We get a new thread and its about tacos?

Taco privilege!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)

45 2:52 is pretty long for a commercial.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (UypUQ)

46 "Hulk like tacos! *kisses Spiderman*

Obviously, the perps are dolts.  I'd have gone straight for the chimichangas.

-- Deadpool

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 30, 2015 09:26 AM (iIzG7)

47 I propose the addition of "Larry Goes to the Market".

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:27 AM (kZVsz)

48 That is hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (zoehZ)

49 Again I feel guilty because all I could think of was how much I would have liked to see these punks come across an armed property owner who would blow them away.

Why the guilt?  Is it because you know the property owner would have to clean up the blood the punks would carelessly leave behind?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (YEelc)

50 Looks like Obama throwing a baseball, perhaps the son he never had took lessons from him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:28 AM (voOPb)

51 Crunchy or soft tacos?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (VAsIq)

52 Anyone notice what kind of car they were driving? Didn't seem to be a junker.

Posted by: HH at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (DrCtv)

53 Trump says doesn't believe he has hired any illegal immigrants. Says he thinks total number of people in US illegally is higher than 11 mil.


That 11 million number is from decades ago and it was a low ball number then.  I have seen estimates as high as 30 million and even that was decades ago.  And on top of that we are legally letting in 1M+ from 3rd world shit holes every year. But we can't have white christian Germans who want to home school their kids.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (t2KH5)

54 Yackety Sax would have been a better sound track.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (8ZskC)

55 Catchy tune for the ad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (voOPb)

56 If I had a son, he would throw rocks just like that...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (ANVXm)

57 There is no money in the till, dumbass!

Posted by: Diane With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (iQIUe)

58 "That was weak, bro." Love it. That and talking about their mom driving them. LOL.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)

59 49 Again I feel guilty because all I could think of was how much I would have liked to see these punks come across an armed property owner who would blow them away. Why the guilt? Is it because you know the property owner would have to clean up the blood the punks would carelessly leave behind? Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2015 02:28 PM (YEel Serv-Pro like it never happened.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, wanna get a cup of coffee? at December 30, 2015 09:29 AM (voOPb)

60 Sometimes, the last thing you want is another taco.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Rodham Edmund Wiener Clinton at December 30, 2015 09:30 AM (8ZskC)

61 51: " Crunchy or soft tacos?" With these guys? Definitely soft.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 30, 2015 09:30 AM (4nmNX)

62 Yuck. Guacamole. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 02:24 PM BLASPHEMY! Heretic!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2015 09:30 AM (60Vyp)

63 "Serv-Pro like it never happened."

Serv-Pro was the inspiration for the cleaning service in John Wick.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (iIzG7)

64 Obama's son with the rock. Throws just like the old man.

Posted by: Roy at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (fWLrt)

65 DiT drops by, and doesn't even bring us any elbows.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (gyKtp)

66 on second thought, the Birchers were right and Buckley was wrong, in fact, looking back from where we are now, Buckley was a f*&^ing pussy.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 09:31 AM (vA94g)

67 That is hilarious. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2015 02:28 PM

I'm a bit worried that Loretta and the Lynch Mob might bring the DoJ down on the restaurant like the proverbial Ton O' Bricks.

Clearly, it's a Hate Crime to be dissin' the midnight basketball yoots....

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (z/vax)

68 Yuck. Guacamole. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 02:24 PM BLASPHEMY! Heretic! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead It looks like baby shit, and I imagine the flavor's the same.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (VAsIq)

69 If that taco place had been open, there would be a dead taco guy and a very different video.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (MQEz6)

70
Eight soldiers and two female police officers held an ORGY while their colleagues were hunting for Paris terror suspects in Belgium. The incident is said to have happened at a police station in Ganshoren, near Molenbeek where officers were searching for suspects following the attacks on November 13 that killed 130 people.

DailyMail



"Let the Queen up.  Give her some air.  She's been so good to all of us! Ha ha ha!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (kdS6q)

71 in fact, looking back from where we are now, Buckley was a f*&^ing pussy.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 02:31 PM (vA94g)

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In what way?

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:32 AM (dFi94)

72 Tacos are on the Vagas jail inmates menu this week. Dudes are in luck.

Posted by: Roy at December 30, 2015 09:33 AM (fWLrt)

73 Love it. This is also the first surveillance videos I've seen that are worth a damn.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 09:33 AM (Fmupd)

74 Is it allowable to put ketchup on your taco?

Posted by: To Your Corners! at December 30, 2015 09:33 AM (VAsIq)

75 What kind of money do these idiots think would be in the registers after they close?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel


Monopoly Game stamps?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:33 AM (9YDUz)

76 in fact, looking back from where we are now, Buckley was a f*^ing pussy. Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 02:31 PM (vA94g) ===================================================== In what way? In context, I'm guessing in a racisty way.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (1xUj/)

77 "Does this mean we have to talk about tacos?" Yes, let's do! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary C. at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (LA7Cm)

78 what did he stop? nothing so what good was he? none

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (vA94g)

79 It looks like baby shit, and I imagine the flavor's the same. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 02:32 PM (VAsIq) I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (8ZskC)

80 "Homeboy checks the storage room" LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 09:34 AM (zc3Db)

81 Great ad! It was funny as hell, showed what pathetic idiots these guys were, and was great publicity for their restaurant. Damn, I want a taco now!!

Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2015 09:35 AM (oiNtH)

82 OT for anyone who may be wondering what really prompted Lindsey Graham to drop out of the POTUS race: http://www.databreaches.net/database-leak-exposes-3-3-million-hello-kitty-fans/

Posted by: wtp at December 30, 2015 09:36 AM (+hPIb)

83 Does this mean we have to talk about tacos? I say we talk CHIMICHANGAS!

Posted by: Deadpool at December 30, 2015 09:36 AM (9krrF)

84 Speaking of tacos, it's almost lunch time for me...alas, no tacos. But now I have tacos on my mind.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 09:36 AM (a0IVu)

85 Love it. This is also the first surveillance videos I've seen that are worth a damn. Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:33 PM (Fmupd) Which is weird considering that hd cameras are so friggin cheap and hard drives cost almost nothing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 09:36 AM (zc3Db)

86 Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 02:32 PM Good guacamole is chunky and has fresh minced garlic, chopped cilantro and a habanero, a squeeze of lime and a pinch of salt in it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (60Vyp)

87 There's only one complaint I have about this blog. Well, two: the stink of that barrel is getting out of control. Maybe some Fabreze? A stick-up? No, the other thing is that there can be a great, interesting, compelling discussion going on, then another post goes up and everyone is ramrodded away and the discussion dies. That's disappointing to me

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (39g3+)

88 I say we talk CHIMICHANGAS! Posted by: Deadpool at December 30, 2015 02:36 PM (9krrF) I want Mexican now. Damnit.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:37 AM (lIU4e)

89 Taco Flavored Kisses Baby, lets make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop! I know exactly what I'll order: 3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop! Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco! Don't think that just because i gotta lot a money, I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey; To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses! Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco! To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses! Taco taco!

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (VAsIq)

90 Fairly expensive late-model car Homeboy is driving.

Posted by: V the K at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (O7MnT)

91 "There is no money in the till, dumbass!" Anybody who's a five minutes in retail knows this. I suspect these guys have never had a job.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (LA7Cm)

92 It looks like baby shit, and I imagine the flavor's the same.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson


As if we needed a demonstration why no one takes food advice from people named 'Turd.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (9YDUz)

93 It would appear that the Ewok is the winner of a 2015 Fabulous 50 blog award.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (ptqRm)

94 He throws like obama. I'll bet he's tough in crowd.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 30, 2015 09:38 AM (FuBZa)

95 what did he stop?

nothing

so what good was he?

none

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 02:34 PM (vA94g)

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I think the same could be said for many of us here.  And yet here we are, exchanging ideas.  Ideas that perhaps originated with Buckley.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (dFi94)

96 You're not the real Jennifer Lopez!

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (kZVsz)

97 a great, interesting, compelling discussion going on, then another post goes up and everyone is ramrodded away and the discussion dies Were you interested in a discussion in that last thread, or is this a general observation? If the former, I invite you to re-introduce it here. We're not going to talk about tacos for very long.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (1xUj/)

98 But what about the frijoles?  Everybody wants tacos, but are the frijoles a given?

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (UzPAd)

99 Did they catch the homeboyz?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 09:39 AM (MQEz6)

100 Is it allowable to put ketchup on your taco? Posted by: To Your Corners! Absolutely not! If you can't hang with homemade salsa then no tacos for you!

Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (oiNtH)

101 Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)

102 It looks like baby shit, and I imagine the flavor's the same. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 02:32 PM (VAsIq) I think I see the problem here. Posted by: Cicero No, I've given guac many a chance. It tastes awful. I've just never been able to bring myself to eat baby poo to confirm their similarity.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (VAsIq)

103 If the former, I invite you to re-introduce it here. We're not going to talk about tacos for very long. I was just warming up.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at December 30, 2015 09:40 AM (8ZskC)

104 "then another post goes up and everyone is ramrodded away and the discussion dies." Poopy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (LA7Cm)

105 We're not going to talk about tacos for very long

Aw, shucks.

*kicks pebble*

Posted by: Hillary![/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (kZVsz)

106 .....there can be a great, interesting, compelling discussion going on, then another post goes up and everyone is ramrodded away and the discussion dies. That's disappointing to me Posted by: Christopher Taylor at Fish puns are NOT a compelling discussion

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (dQJCS)

107 Haha. Bro's from the Barack Obama school of throwing ball shaped items.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (LzzEz)

108 OT, but the Houston mosque-b-que suspect would make a damned fine Mephistopheles if you p-shopped some goat horns on his ugly mug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 09:41 AM (UsLZp)

109 You're not the real Jennifer Lopez! Posted by: Jennifer Lopez I'm so confused!

Posted by: Ben Affleck at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (VAsIq)

110 We're not going to talk about tacos for very long. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 02:39 PM

Speak for yourself, gringo.

I'm about ready to jump in the car and drive 3000 miles to get some of those fiiiiiinnnne tacos at Tito's in West L.A.

Best tacos in the known universe!

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (z/vax)

111 I really don't think there was anything interesting going on in the last thread at this point, though... Except that grammie is drunk and reeling from brownies...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)

112 Car looks to be a Hyundai Santa Fe Sport, with lots of standard safety features and America's Best Warranty. While these guys made a poor choice regarding dinner, they understand automotive value.

Posted by: Car Salesman in a Plaid Jacket at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (Ui7Rt)

113 90 Fairly expensive late-model car Homeboy is driving. Posted by: V the K at December 30, 2015 02:38 PM (O7MnT) ------------------- It was late, and mama had the EBT card.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (Fmupd)

114 Per HotAir: Huckabee and Santorum backers seek alliance to support Rubio against Cruz! These machinations will undoubtedly transfer tens of supporters to Rubio.* *Allahpundit is a genius at trolling his own readers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (hLRSq)

115 Gloria Allred on TV---what a media whore now I hate Crosby also, but shit, all the media assholes are coming out of the woodwork on this one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (DUoqb)

116 So can these guys give me a shoutout? I'm more pro-taco than any other candidate.

Posted by: Jeb at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (oFzGS)

117 91 "There is no money in the till, dumbass!" Anybody who's a five minutes in retail knows this. I suspect these guys have never had a job. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 02:38 PM (LA7Cm) Maybe they think there are credit card numbers stored in it, or maybe the things themselves can be fenced.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 09:42 AM (MQEz6)

118 >>> Hulk like tacos! *kisses Spiderman* Mmmm. Hulk like this even better. Posted by: James Kibo Parry at December 30, 2015 02:24 PM (oFzGS) So this thread is a slash fanfiction thread now?

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (hvf9s)

119 I really don't think there was anything interesting going on in the last thread at this point, though... Except that grammie is drunk and reeling from brownies... $5 will get you $10 someone left pot brownies......

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (rIQuo)

120 Anyone passing through Western Colorado do not eat at a chain restaurant called "Dos Hombres". The worst so-called Mexican food you can get. Canned salsa and manufactured guacamole that is sold in a grocery store. Instead: Mi Mexico, Leon's, Tequilas.....awesome.

Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2015 09:43 AM (oiNtH)

121 now I hate Crosby also, but shit, all the media assholes are coming out of the woodwork on this one Hey, WTF???

Posted by: Bing Crosby at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (8ZskC)

122 Except that grammie is drunk and reeling from brownies...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:42 PM (lIU4e)

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You betcha.  Drunk, sick , stuffed and trying to decide between Las Vegas, Branson or a cruise. 

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (dFi94)

123 Fish puns are NOT a compelling discussion Posted by: Gouverneur Morris If you think of a more compelling topic... let minnow.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 09:44 AM (VAsIq)

124 It would appear that the Ewok is the winner of a 2015 Fabulous 50 blog award. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2015 02:38 PM (ptqRm) That explains the lateness of the post. He was out celebrating and woke up in a hobo jungle, surround by fresh hobo pelts, empty Valu-Rite bottles, and huffed-out Sterno cans.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (hLRSq)

125 >>Eight soldiers and two female police officers held an ORGY while their colleagues were hunting for Paris terror suspects in Belgium. The incident is said to have happened at a police station in Ganshoren, near Molenbeek where officers were searching for suspects following the attacks on November 13 that killed 8 Soldiers. 2 Girls. Both with inner ear infections.

Posted by: Garrett at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (i+Zvp)

126 >>>Branson Branson?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (lIU4e)

127 Old restaurant in L. A., The Arsenal, had de-wat wall-hangers as decortions. Yep, some rocket surgeon broke in and stole 'em.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at December 30, 2015 09:45 AM (ucB75)

128 Gloria Allred on TV---what a media whore now I hate Crosby also, but shit, all the media assholes are coming out of the woodwork on this one Yeah. Mostly. I don't hate Cosby -- he's given us too much enjoyment -- but I think he's guilty as shit. This woman, however, is making me want to root for him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (1xUj/)

129 Do you really want to see the Dixie stampede or Jonah and the Whale that badly grammie? Take the beach!

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (lIU4e)

130 That is fantastic. Also now I want tacos. And Fresca. I love mocking the guy for the initial rock throwing.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (mf5HN)

131 Maybe they think there are credit card numbers stored in it, or maybe the things themselves can be fenced. Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 02:42 PM (MQEz6) The real valuable stuff in a restaurant would be food, especially meat, or cheese. And booze. And maybe ground coffee. But mostly booze. Very, very saleable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (UsLZp)

132 ". The worst so-called Mexican food you can get" AHEM!

Posted by: Casa Bonita at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (LzzEz)

133 Branson?

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:45 PM (lIU4e)

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Honeymoon ideas.  I hate even saying the word "honeymoon" at my age.  Makes me feel ridiculous.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (dFi94)

134 There are Two Tacos!

Posted by: French Soldier at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (i+Zvp)

135 Now I'm hungry. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! Diane, it's ok for you to stop pretending to be a man. We all support your courageous decision.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (oFzGS)

136 Obviously taco places need to stay open 24/7 to reduce crime.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 09:46 AM (MQEz6)

137 Pretty clever. Now I'm hungry for tacos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (kpqmD)

138 "There is no money in the till, dumbass!"


Anybody who's a five minutes in retail knows this. I suspect these guys have never had a job.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2015 02:38 PM (LA7Cm)

WE STEAL BOX WHERE MONEY GO!

WHERE MONEY???

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (oVJmc)

139 *Allahpundit is a genius at trolling his own readers. Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 02:42 PM

So who do you think it's gonna be when Poppin' Fresh decides it's time to endorse a New Leader For America, hmmmmmm?

Santorum? T-Paw? Heb!? Shuckabee?

Who's squishy enough to Spread Fairness and Reach Across the Aisle?

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (z/vax)

140 Obama-Backed Shia Militia Warns Iraqi Christians In Baghdad Not To Celebrate Christmas Weasel Zippers What a rat's nest.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (DUoqb)

141 Better Call Saul!

Posted by: Saul Goodman and Associates at December 30, 2015 09:47 AM (Ui7Rt)

142 I think the same could be said for many of us here. And yet here we are, exchanging ideas. Ideas that perhaps originated with Buckley. Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:39 PM (dFi94) that is only partially honest, Buckley didn't express any new ideas, he did express them in a way that made the Northeast Bluebloods feel good about themselves.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (vA94g)

143 Take the beach!

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 02:46 PM (lIU4e)

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The beach?  Yeah that sounds nice.  I don't know which one though.  No way am I going to California.  And Maine is too damn cold.  I suppose one of the islands, or Mexo-America.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (dFi94)

144 Honeymoon ideas, grammie? Do we need to have the Talk?

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (dQJCS)

145 Obviously taco places need to stay open 24/7 to reduce crime. Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 02:46 PM (MQEz6) Last one to leave release the Doberman's and lock the door.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:48 AM (hLRSq)

146 The worst so-called Mexican food you can get" Is that anything like gas station sushi?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (rIQuo)

147 There. Are. FOUR. TACOS!!!

Posted by: Captain Picard de gallo at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (kpqmD)

148 Chiquito in London's Leicester Square has the worst Mexican food in the world. It has to be cooked by someone who has never eaten or even seen Mexican food in his life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (8ZskC)

149 So this thread is a slash fanfiction thread now? Posted by: LizLem *waves at LizLem* I learned that phrase from alex. I thought she made it up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (1xUj/)

150 You betcha. Drunk, sick , stuffed and trying to decide between Las Vegas, Branson or a cruise. Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:44 PM (dFi94) --------------------- Take the cruise, grammy. Keep the run going.

Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 09:49 AM (Fmupd)

151 I learned that phrase from alex. I thought she made it up. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 02:49 PM (1xUj/) Bless your heart.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (lIU4e)

152 Grammie Winger - take the cruise for the honeymoon. LV and Branson won't be as fun. Unless you or your beloved tend to get sea sick...

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (a0IVu)

153 Do we need to have the Talk?

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 30, 2015 02:48 PM (dQJCS)

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Believe me.  My kids have already had the talk with me.  They've decided we should have separate rooms, to reduce their nightmares.



Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (dFi94)

154 Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 02:47 PM (z/vax) "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." - Adrian Cronauer

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (hLRSq)

155 We have a place called El Torito near here. Some things there reach the level of meh, but otherwise go somewhere else. Exception is the quacamole. That they make fresh right in front of you. Why they do that and then couple it with lousy chips baffles the mind.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2015 09:50 AM (MQEz6)

156 Grammie Winger - take the cruise for the honeymoon. LV and Branson won't be as fun. Unless you or your beloved tend to get sea sick...

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2015 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

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The cruise?  That's what my son says too.  Said he'd send me some links.  I think I wouldn't puke on a boat. 

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 09:51 AM (dFi94)

157 Ok. Over 100 comments. From last thread, re; SWATing open carry people. Do it in Texas, go to jail. http://bit.ly/1JJGbSj

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (rIQuo)

158 Reduce the kids nightmares........ bwahahah, I love it when the kids get squicked out about us ma and pa hubba hubba. As if only the young can boogie.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (dQJCS)

159 nood

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (t2KH5)

160 150 You betcha. Drunk, sick , stuffed and trying to decide between Las Vegas, Branson or a cruise. Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:44 PM (dFi94) --------------------- Take the cruise, grammy. Keep the run going. Posted by: Soona at December 30, 2015 02:49 PM (Fmupd) Then you can go from the flu to norovirus!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (kpqmD)

161 El Torito's the SoCal Mexican chain, isn't it?

I haven't heard that name in decades.

Posted by: Hillary![/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:52 AM (kZVsz)

162 Were you interested in a discussion in that last thread, or is this a general observation? Just a general observation. I saw something on twitter that was one of those "of course" moments that I never thought of. Some Asian guy was complaining that white people are so racist because they cannot tell Asians apart. I'm Korean, not Japanese, you bigot!!! Another person responded: what white people? Norwegians? Italians? Russians? Spanish? ...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 09:54 AM (39g3+)

163 "on the night in question Cosby told Constand to take three blue pills that left her feeling weak and then led her to a sofa where the assault took place." ========= I dont care who the fk you are. I'm not going to take pills anyone hands me.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)

164 Not so, here rick. It is perfectly legal, sofar as I know, to just call the cops and say someone has a gun. And the cops respond. And the media reports it.

The only positive is that people here don't know just how much is actually legal in regards to guns.

Posted by: Hillary![/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:55 AM (kZVsz)

165 /sock

Also, please ignore my horrible use of comma's in that response.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 09:56 AM (kZVsz)

166 No, I've given guac many a chance. It tastes awful. I've just never been able to bring myself to eat baby poo to confirm their similarity. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 30, 2015 02:40 PM (VAsIq) You should really give it a shot.

Posted by: Millionaire German Sheisse Video Producer at December 30, 2015 09:59 AM (t8P62)

167 RE: Cosby, there are limits to the sympathy I'm going to give women who go to an actor's room and take a bunch of drugs with him, particularly without even knowing what they are. What, precisely, did they think was going to take place? If he knocked them out and then did them, that's technically rape, and weird to boot (apparently lifeless, unconscious women are hot to him?). But come on ladies. This goes way beyond dressing in a whore's costume and acting trashy. Its like strapping a condom on the guy and hopping on his lap, then crying foul when it goes inside.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (39g3+)

168 Lettuce not get into Mexican food puns, but if you do, don't be chincy. Go for the whole enchilada.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (kTF2Z)

169 148:"Chiquito in London's Leicester Square has the worst Mexican food in the world." Worst Japanese food I ever had was in Okinawa, Japan. Went to the chowhall on Kadena and got some chikent donburi. Here I was in Japan, with food cooked by Japanese dudes, and they screwed up the rice. Bad. I mean, how does a Japanese cook fuck up rice? I later learned that they were forced by AF regulations to cook standard issue rice using standard AF methods. But daaaaaamn!

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 30, 2015 10:00 AM (4nmNX)

170 I think your point goes to this whole notion of just because what the guy did was wrong, the victim has no accountability for their role in it.

I blame that stupid Roe V. Wade movie.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (kZVsz)

171 I think the same could be said for many of us here. And yet here we are, exchanging ideas. Ideas that perhaps originated with Buckley. Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at December 30, 2015 02:39 PM (dFi94) also, I don't present myself as any kind of leader or spokesmen, I am a right-wing, antebellum, rabble-rouser, an irritating voice in a sea of anonymity. and that's just the way I want it.

Posted by: I'm not Rappaport at December 30, 2015 10:01 AM (vA94g)

172 Re: Robbery of restaurants: Used to work at a pizza delivery place. They got held up one night by a guy who was just a little too damned smart.... Comes in, face covered, waving a gun. Ignores the register and goes directly over the counter to the drivers' drop-boxes, where they dump cash and receipts to be tallied at the end of the shift. Made off with a crap-ton of dough. But, his familiarity with operations was enough to tag him as a former employee..... Took the owner all of about 30 seconds to name a suspect.

Posted by: Kaspar Gutman at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (Wu2k4)

173 >>> *waves at LizLem* I learned that phrase from alex. I thought she made it up. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 02:49 PM (1xUj/) *waves back* If only!

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (hvf9s)

174 I learned that phrase from alex. I thought she made it up. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 02:49 PM (1xUj/) *eyebrow arch* Do go on. Hold on. *hands you shovel* Please, do go on.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 10:02 AM (mf5HN)

175 He throws rocks like 50 Cent throws out first pitches.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (KCQo0)

176 Take the cruise, grammy. Keep the run going. That's what we said!

Posted by: norovirus at December 30, 2015 10:03 AM (DLIIY)

177 Damn! Those tacos DO look good!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 30, 2015 10:04 AM (jlhet)

178 So Fredo had the NSA bug Netanyahu and Israel? Hum? I wonder if they bugged Iran? Any bets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 10:04 AM (DUoqb)

179 Bill Cosby just slipped the Bill Cosby post some "special" pudding...

Posted by: The Pudding Hat at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (vBeA5)

180 Hmmmmm. Bill Cosby just got disappeared.

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (z/vax)

181 Houston mosque firebug was a regular http://www.chron.com/houston/ article/ Federal-officials-arrest-man-in-connection-with- 6727623.php

Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (brIR5)

182 We hit a time warp or something?

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2015 10:05 AM (8HTq1)

183 No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)

184 Cosby had a cane and had to be held up by to assistants? Hum? Do I see a old age senility poor health plea coming?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (DUoqb)

185 Cosby's lawyers called Ace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (8ZskC)

186 Cosby thread just blowed up.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (e3bId)

187 I wonder if they bugged Iran? Any bets? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 03:04 PM

Why bother? Choom Boy knows exactly what he and the Iranians talked about.

And he would never, ever want US to know that....

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 10:06 AM (z/vax)

188 If I had a son, he'd look like that boy.

Posted by: Obama at December 30, 2015 10:07 AM (KCQo0)

189 I blame Christopher Taylor for whinging about thread topics ending.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 10:07 AM (1xUj/)

190 I just made myself some burritos as this post came up, interestingly enough. And they were tasty.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:07 AM (39g3+)

191 Houston mosque firebug was a regular http://www.chron.com/houston/ article/ Federal-officials-arrest-man-in-connection-with- 6727623.php Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2015 03:05 PM (brIR5) Well since contrary to what liberals think and say, there is about 0% violence aimed at muzzles here so they have to make it up. Par of the course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 10:07 AM (DUoqb)

192 Bill Cosby = rape Bill Clinton = statesman

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (DLIIY)

193 Cosby Thread has been 'Leonard, Part Sixed.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (oVJmc)

194 Does this mean we are getting taco flavored pudding, or pudding flavored tacos? Or is it qualude laced pudding on top of tacos?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (4nmNX)

195 So ace stomped Dave's taco post, then took it back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (kpqmD)

196 "Houston mosque firebug was a regular"

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Yeah check out prayer bump on him.  I was sure it was a white male Christian this time.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (AhyHb)

197 How long has this ad been running? The video is clear and I wd think someone wd turn them in quickly.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (iQIUe)

198 Alex, speaking of phrases, whatever happened to our vow to make the oath "By Bannion's Bald Head!" a thing? He appeared on the site after a long absence and it reminded me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 10:08 AM (jR7Wy)

199 The biggest difference between Cosby and Bubba is that Hillary never set out to destroy Cosby's victims.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (oVJmc)

200 Well.  Goodbye  rapey rape, hello stolen mom's taco. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (TOk1P)

201 Who wants a stomped taco?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (iQIUe)

202 >>> Houston mosque firebug was a regular http://www.chron.com/houston/ article/ Federal-officials-arrest-man-in-connection-with- 6727623.php Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2015 03:05 PM (brIR5) MSM narrative of hateful Christians hardest hit. That reminds me... the crazy lady in Vegas who ran over all the people, did the motive she gave the cop ever leak out? I suspect that would have popped come MSM narratives as well.

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (hvf9s)

203 Cosby thread disappeared faster than a couple of tacos.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (HgMAr)

204 Huma's taco pudding is the best!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (kpqmD)

205 164 Not so, here rick. It is perfectly legal, sofar as I know, to just call the cops and say someone has a gun. And the cops respond. And the media reports it. The only positive is that people here don't know just how much is actually legal in regards to guns. Since we are so late to the party, 45th state to go open carry, AND many groups have run their mouths about SWATing, the po po won't be playing games.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 10:09 AM (rIQuo)

206 How come we never talk about....guac?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (iQIUe)

207 I dont care who the fk you are. I'm not going to take pills anyone hands me. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:55 PM (iQIUe) Yeah. What he did was sleazy, but I don't believe any of these girls were stupid enough to not know what was going on.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (lIU4e)

208 Houston mosque firebug was a regular http://www.chron.com/houston/ article/ Federal-officials-arrest-man-in-connection-with- 6727623.php Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2015 03:05 PM (brIR5) Four Lions comes to life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAqIFtlH_hA

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (zc3Db)

209 I saw Stolen Mom's Taco open up for Foreigner at the Forum in 88.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (AhyHb)

210 Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public?

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (hvf9s)

211 So ace stomped Dave's taco post, then took it back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 03:08 PM (kpqmD)



An hour later isn't really a stompening.  I'm wondering if maybe Ace was having second thoughts. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (TOk1P)

212 Alex, speaking of phrases, whatever happened to our vow to make the oath "By Bannion's Bald Head!" a thing? He appeared on the site after a long absence and it reminded me. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 03:08 PM (jR7Wy) By Bannion's Bald Head, we do need to make that a thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (mf5HN)

213 Cosby Thread passes out in quaalude haze; will repost later, stickier.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:10 AM (oVJmc)

214 If Kate Upton invited me to her place and offered me pills, I'd take 'em.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (e3bId)

215 Come on. They were just playing Buck-Buck.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (DLIIY)

216 That reminds me... the crazy lady in Vegas who ran over all the people, did the motive she gave the cop ever leak out? I suspect that would have popped come MSM narratives as well. Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 03:09 PM

Nary a peep. Funny how those stories sink so quickly.

Also, the stabber at UC Santa Cruz (or wherever the hell it was).

Posted by: Mr Scribbler at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (z/vax)

217 I need to stop drinking so early...I am seeing posts coming and going.

Posted by: Tyler Mason at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (B214a)

218 So I took these three blue pills like Mr Cosby said to, and suddenly the post is gone and I'm here.

Posted by: despair at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (VrdxH)

219 Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public? Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (hvf9s) I have a wedding new year's eve night....might be the first time in years I am awake at midnight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (DUoqb)

220 Alex, speaking of phrases, whatever happened to our vow to make the oath "By Bannion's Bald Head!" a thing? I thought it was "by the bald head of Bannion!", but it should definitely be a thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 30, 2015 10:11 AM (1xUj/)

221 How come we never talk about....guac? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (iQIUe) Pennicilin.

Posted by: The Serindipitous Hat at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (vBeA5)

222 214 If Kate Upton invited me to her place and offered me pills, I'd take 'em. Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 03:11 PM (e3bId) And wake up several hours later in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:12 AM (kpqmD)

223 "Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public?"
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Some puddin, ruffies, and a couple of tacos....some assembly required.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 30, 2015 10:13 AM (AhyHb)

224 I blame Christopher Taylor for whinging about thread topics ending. I can neither confirm or deny this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:13 AM (39g3+)

225 Wha?  Wh-- where is the Cosby thread, and why does my ass hurt?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:13 AM (oVJmc)

226 It's good they're being proactive about it, rick.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 10:13 AM (kZVsz)

227 Dude. Tacos are for Tuesdays.

Posted by: Bigby's Hook Em Horns at December 30, 2015 10:13 AM (3ZtZW)

228 Tacos? I told him I wanted tamales.

Posted by: Big Mooch at December 30, 2015 10:13 AM (HgMAr)

229 Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public? Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (hvf9s) Meh. A friend is having a 'reception' that is specifically referred to as 'not a party' and ending at 9. What? Other option is bar hopping and honestly not sure I'm feeling it. Maybe I'll go to the 'reception'/party and call it a night. The only thing is, I have a pretty dress! I need excuses to wear it.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (lIU4e)

230 209 I saw Stolen Mom's Taco open up for Foreigner at the Forum in 88. Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (AhyHb) I saw Pink Taco open for Hot Tuna at the Bottom Line back in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (uRmWf)

231 Bald Head of Bannion >>>>> Grabthar's Hammer

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (oVJmc)

232 Just had dinner (middle of the day meal in the South) at the Diner. Much salsa rocho, chili, huevos and such! This was really good especially after Star Wars. I will really have to ponder how I feel about this Star Wars. Search my heart, I must.

Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (b+df9)

233 I dont care who the fk you are. I'm not going to take pills anyone hands me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 02:55 PM (iQIUe)


Yeah. What he did was sleazy, but I don't believe any of these girls were stupid enough to not know what was going on.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (lIU4e)



I know.  Dr.  Cliff Huxtable wants to give the  ladies  a chocolate  pudding pop.  What could  POSSIBLY  be wrong with that! 



But seriously, I'm not going to know what to think about all this until  we  hear from Gloria Allred. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2015 10:14 AM (TOk1P)

234 230 209 I saw Stolen Mom's Taco open up for Foreigner at the Forum in 88. Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (AhyHb) I saw Pink Taco open for Hot Tuna at the Bottom Line back in '77. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 30, 2015 03:14 PM (uRmWf) Quaaludes were likely involved...

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (kpqmD)

235

How about:

 

By Buzzion's cold corpse...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (+aCe4)

236 Seduced by this threads blue pills...but cosbys back now.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (lIU4e)

237 I'm sure the DoJ will come down on the taco place for being racist. I mean posting photos of those innocent honor roll students and accusing them of a crime. How dare they!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (493sH)

238 Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play? Quaaludes and wine, everyday! (Since I'm fictional character, I can't be sued.)

Posted by: Fat Albert at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (KCQo0)

239 Bill Cosby likes him some tacos too.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (HgMAr)

240 "I hate tacos," said no Juan ever.

Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (ZxYuM)

241 Stories the MSM deep sixed just this year: Merced Stabber Gay East Coast Train derailer Black TV reporter gunman Vegas car rammer Mosque firebug Remember the strange pictures of the Muslims (one woman and 2-3 guys) who were in two vans in the CA beach parking lot and checking out their large scary guns? That one floated away too.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 30, 2015 10:15 AM (dQJCS)

242 the crazy lady in Vegas who ran over all the people, did the motive she gave the cop ever leak out? I suspect that would have popped come MSM narratives as well. The crazy black lady? I'm sure it was about not being able to get tacos. Or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (39g3+)

243 By Bannion's Bald Head, we do need to make that a thing. Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (mf5HN) ---- By the Iron Thew'd Bandersnatch, 'tis a done deal!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (jR7Wy)

244 Tacos are for closers!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (+aCe4)

245 I use to be a big NYE partier but not anymore.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at December 30, 2015 10:16 AM (iQIUe)

246 And if you give me, weed, whites and wine An' you show me a sign An' I'll be willin', to be movin' -Little Feat

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:17 AM (39g3+)

247 My New Years wish is to be sexually molested by Kate Upton.

Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 10:18 AM (e3bId)

248

 214 If Kate Upton invited me to her place and offered me pills, I'd take 'em.
Posted by: Weasel at December 30, 2015 03:11 PM (e3bId)

........................

 

And four hours later we'd have to show you a picture of Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2015 10:18 AM (HgMAr)

249 It's good they're being proactive about it, rick. Yeah. They have had longer than usual to prepare. Laws usually go into effect on September 1st. This one is on Friday.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2015 10:18 AM (rIQuo)

250 >>> Meh. A friend is having a 'reception' that is specifically referred to as 'not a party' and ending at 9. What? Other option is bar hopping and honestly not sure I'm feeling it. Maybe I'll go to the 'reception'/party and call it a night. The only thing is, I have a pretty dress! I need excuses to wear it. Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 03:14 PM (lIU4e) Weird. Maybe they don't want people to feel committed to staying 5 or so hours, but that seems odd. And yes excuses to wear pretty dresses are important!! Apparently there is a New Years app parents can use to pretend it is midnight and count down with their kids, then put them to bed. So bizarre to me. But you could use that at the party, hah!

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:18 AM (hvf9s)

251 If Obama had a son, he would throw rocks like a girl just like that pansy.

And would, of course, be a thieving SOB.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (wtvvX)

252 The only special thing I've ever done for New Year's Eve was when I was a kid, and we'd stay up as late as we could watching old movies on the local station. They'd run a marathon of Marx Brothers, Stooges, WC Fields, etc. It was great, but I usually turned into a pumpkin by 12:00 anyway

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (39g3+)

253 Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public? Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (hvf9s) Iron Banner ftw!

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at December 30, 2015 10:19 AM (mf5HN)

254 229 Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public? Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 03:10 PM (hvf9s) --- My twee little historic towne is, like, deadsville. Last NYE I traipsed over to the brew pub and was underwhelmed by the atmosphere. And I had my party fez on! That's like instant grooviness!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 30, 2015 10:20 AM (jR7Wy)

255 I will likely be here on new year eve

Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at December 30, 2015 10:20 AM (VXWwc)

256 Just had dinner (middle of the day meal in the South) at the Diner. Much salsa rocho, chili, huevos and such! This was really good especially after Star Wars. I will really have to ponder how I feel about this Star Wars. Search my heart, I must. Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2015 03:14 PM (b+df9) That volcano scene was a killer...

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:20 AM (hvf9s)

257 Apparently there is a New Years app parents can use to pretend it is midnight and count down with their kids, then put them to bed. So bizarre to me. But you could use that at the party, hah! Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 03:18 PM (hvf9s) Ha! Nine oclock, time to go to bed, lol. They used to run the balldrop live at 11central on tv...don't know if they still do.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:20 AM (lIU4e)

258 Anyone have fun new years plans they can admit in public?" Football. Go Spartans!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SMOD The Destroyer Of SCOAMFs now at the Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2015 10:21 AM (hLRSq)

259 The only special thing I've ever done for New Year's Eve I actually did the ball drop in times square thing one year. Outside. It was really, really cold.

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)

260

I use to be a big NYE partier but not anymore.----Bruce With a Wang!

 

Told you not to take the pills Bill Cosby gave you. But did you listen? Noooooooooo. 

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Whale at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (+aCe4)

261 Hmm apparently Jeb Bush canceled an ad buy in Iowa.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:22 AM (39g3+)

262 HH, thanks. Bought into the business, just been busy as hell is all

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2015 10:23 AM (WvXvd)

263 Apparently Jeb had noticed that the millions he's spending on TV ads aren't making any difference so he's shifting focus to people on the ground instead http://tinyurl.com/jfx8hxa

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 30, 2015 10:23 AM (39g3+)

264 >>> I actually did the ball drop in times square thing one year. Outside. It was really, really cold. Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 03:22 PM (lIU4e) This would be a good year to do it; I think NYC was in the 60s/70s a few days ago? But being around that many people for hours would be tough for me. And supposedly on the way to home/hotel after, subway is so crowded you don't need to hold onto anything, so many bodies in the cars they keep you propped up. *shudders* What time did you go line up when you did it?

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:27 AM (hvf9s)

265 Nood Cosby is back, hey hey hey...

Posted by: LizLem at December 30, 2015 10:28 AM (hvf9s)

266 Liz, taking this OT to the new thread...

Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 10:31 AM (lIU4e)

267 Good commercial, I should be but chances are not good for me staying till midnight,

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2015 10:39 AM (C1Suc)

268 Now I need tacos you big jerk. There's a chicken for roasting instead. Jerk.

Posted by: Gingy at December 30, 2015 10:41 AM (N8hFs)

269 If Obama had a son.

Posted by: JohnHM at December 30, 2015 10:45 AM (E2Ael)

270 The only thing is, I have a pretty dress! I need excuses to wear it. Posted by: Lea at December 30, 2015 03:14 PM (lIU4e) Pics for Teh Horde, of course. Who totes won't perv out if it's low cut with a short skirt. Totes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2015 11:14 AM (j4wsR)

271 Saw this a few days ago. Apparently, their sales skyrocketed after the ad appeared. Hell, if I was in the neighborhood, I would have grabbed a few tacos, myself. Without breaking in, of course. Good businesses deserve monies.

Posted by: Saber Alter at December 30, 2015 11:23 AM (eawKK)

272 Mom should have checked for video cameras. Mom can think about that when she's sitting in jail and wishing she could get a taco.

Posted by: Hank at December 30, 2015 12:04 PM (AqfcR)

273 They'll have a good case to ask for a cut of the profits from this video.

Posted by: Perry Mason at December 30, 2015 02:29 PM (aRUb8)

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