April 19, 2013

Press Conference Thread
— Ace

Posted by: Ace at 04:32 PM | Comments (766)
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1 Awesome!!

Posted by: NCKate at April 19, 2013 04:33 PM (J/Yaf)

2 Skinny fucker....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (X6akg)

3

TFG is probably already stretch for his victory lap.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (lr3d7)

4 Bet he is read his rights and moved to a cushy room with pudding and cable tv. *** Wrong! Major Garrett ‏@MajorCBS 1m DOJ to @CBSNews No miranda warning to 2nd bomb suspect; govt. invoking public safety exemption. DOJ High-value-detainee group on scene

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (piMMO)

5 I like a nice, tight belly.

Posted by: Some Guys In Prison at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (LCRYB)

6 Purty.

Posted by: the lifers in Florence ADMAX at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (QTHTd)

7 He does not look like he is in good shape. Sovoloch.

Posted by: Sixty Years In Solitary at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (Hu/Da)

8 He doesn't look in good shape...GOOD!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 19, 2013 04:34 PM (VgYlZ)

9 Watch out, that sort of belly photo may get JEF physically excited.

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (bVf93)

10 When does Sir Golfsalot hold a presser to cheer for himself?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (mCvL4)

11 Sixty years in prison, suka.

Posted by: Sixty Years In Solitary at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (Hu/Da)

12 Fuck you politicians, and Duval Street Patrick faggettit, fuck you too

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (5wHPS)

13 A toast to all the hard work of the law enforcement involved.

Posted by: dissent555 at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (yR6A1)

14 well somehow all of this will be spun in Obama's favor. But I'm glad they caught him, and pray they can get some information from him.

Posted by: spypeach at April 19, 2013 04:35 PM (6xG9/)

15 I posted this a minute ago before I realized there was a new thread:

It's been fun switching back and forth between CNN and Fox.

Piers Morgan is like a hamster on speed, running around trying to spin shit into gold for Obama. "Wasn't this just the textbook perfect operation from the top down? Clearly the White House working with the CIA have done a fantastic job! Slobber slobber, hey Obama can you swing your hips a little to the right to get a better angle down here?" Basically, CNN's job is now to make this Obama's SECOND Bin Laden moment.

Fox on the other hand has Hannity trying desperately to get as much jihad info about these two out that he can before the MSM and the JournoListers (but I repeat myself) tamp down a narrative. So he's talking about their youtube videos and the ones they favorited, their tweets, the radical Imam that they had links to and videos of on their computers, etc.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (WWuYG)

16 Ace, say something more. Can you? Are you too tired?

Posted by: L, elle at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (0PiQ4)

17 This Carmen Ortiz needs to get her face OFF TV!  Attention whore.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (X6akg)

18 CBS reports 2 wounds, one in the neck and one in the leg.

Hope it was in his good leg so he has a limp in both

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (XQzGn)

19 Carmen Ortiz is speaking. I hope she prosecutes him as enthusiastically as she did the MIT hacker.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (KqmXZ)

20 It's amazing how Obama personally tracked down and captured this guy.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (j3uk1)

21 Here's to hoping that the murdering scumbag was lying in dog shit left in the yard by the homeowner's dog.

Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (LTbLf)

22 From last thread: 140 Who was the bigot who said that Islam was incompatible with American citizenship, and that public declaration of the former should be grounds for renuncation of the latter...? Oh yeah. It was this guy: http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/012935.html Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 08:58 PM (QTHTd) Not a name I know, who is that?

Posted by: BornLib at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (zpNwC)

23 Good grief the bastard is skinny.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (CA2NO)

24 Nothing wrong with the lad that can't be fixed with one's hands and a blowtorch

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (LRFds)

25 If one more hack says "closure" ....

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (mCvL4)

26 I see Blaine Edwards kicked it off.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (H3SNW)

27 just want this kid to know, Mohammad stole your future, and obviously your soul.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

28 Every. Fucking. Person wants their fifteen minutes. 

Enough already.  STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (lVPtV)

29 Piers? Were those guns used in the capture?

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (jlQR7)

30 I hope not everyone in that crowd behind the podium will speak...

Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (IPz9m)

31 Carmen Ortiz is desperately trying to save her career. That bitch will likely find some way of fucking this up.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (KCvsd)

32 Clearly he never ate from that pressure cooker.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (j3uk1)

33 Confirmed, he has a tiny penis

Posted by: Ben at April 19, 2013 04:37 PM (xTHBC)

34 27 So true Willow.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (eQ4W/)

35 >>>Ace, say something more. Can you? Are you too tired? ' too tired. I was up till 8 am watching this stuff (the crazy chase started at 12), then slept for four hours. I'm just bushed. plus there's nothing to "blog." Everyone's doing the same thing-- watching TV. There's nothing for me to alert anyone to.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (LCRYB)

36 He come the hacks.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (H3SNW)

37 Now his troubles really begin. He faces extradition to New York for selling a Big Gulp in 2012.

Posted by: Walsingham at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (Bpn3R)

38 Menino rolled up...in his wheelchair.  Do they have a translator handy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)

39 Imma gonna pardon this kid. If you don't understand why, you might be a raaaaacist.

Posted by: OccupyResoluteDesk at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (nViwj)

40 BornLib, I answered you there

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (QTHTd)

41 The ATF is there?  Those fuckers are everywhere.

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (doBIb)

42 Now I know why they call him Mumbles Menino

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (mCvL4)

43 Time for the waterboarding, bitches.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (GrtrJ)

44 thanks ace. anyway

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:38 PM (5wHPS)

45 42 Now I know why they call him Mumbles Menino

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 09:38 PM (mCvL4)

lol, I was thinking the same, first time I'm hearing him.

Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (IPz9m)

46 Just a kid, why the fuck would he think blowing up other people was his life's ambition, he had his whole life to look forward to...stupid fucker , if believed in all the Jihad bullshit , why didn't blow himself up in a blaze of glory and meet those 72 virgins.... what now.... a couple of decades getting ass raped in prison .

Posted by: Sam at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (FWINB)

47 Hey! The CW has "Oh Sit!" On

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (e8kgV)

48 mostly he feels good because he is loaded.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (jlQR7)

49 http://youtu.be/0RlaqqzAsmg Can't hardly breathe..

Posted by: Deliriumtremens at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (rc8dj)

50 I'd like to have him forced to look at the 6 year old girl he left without legs, and her mother, who lost at least one eye. I'd like to have that arranged, so long as the victims can't see him back. Sadistic monster would probably come from it though.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (LCRYB)

51 There seems to be a great deal of money in the family.

kid over here in school , parents in Russia. 
the mother being a thief is weird.

cambridge , religion of death to show fidelity.
what else,
oh the kid likes bong party,
the brother likes hitting girls.

the brother and He? were checked a couple of years ago, because they were believed to be around  terrorists cells
but were given citizenship  on sept 11 last year.

anything else?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (nqBYe)

52 He'd be easy to snap in two...

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (y2XjR)

53 Mayor Menino thanks the press for getting almost everything wrong.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (BVkEs)

54 Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 28s CBS reports an official of the "High-Value Detainee Interrogation Group" was on scene for the arrest of Tsarnae *** the kid will get bandaged up, then the real fun will begin.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (piMMO)

55 31 Carmen Ortiz is desperately trying to save her career. That bitch will likely find some way of fucking this up.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 09:37 PM

Now look for Anonymous to start conspiracy theories that would make Alex Jones fap

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:39 PM (mCvL4)

56 I'm so glad we have top men on this.Like Janet Naploitano.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (dBYCN)

57 And a speech. 

Sigh.

Tomorrow can the MFM focus on the dead and injured in West, TX? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (lVPtV)

58 The FBI will never come clean. They let this fester here.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (P3dtw)

59 #33

Where is Specialist Lynndie England when you need her?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (WWuYG)

60 1 word

rendition

Posted by: matt foley at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (ES9kw)

61 A prepared speech?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (K+I6z)

62 Wow. Who's getting the bill for this? Oh, thats's right we print our own money.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (H3SNW)

63 Now, wait. I'm sorry, but . . . Where do our esteemed "public servants" find the "exemption" for "public safety" in the Constitution? Was the Forurteenth Amendment repealed in the past few days, and I somehow didn't notice? What the fuckity fuck fuck?

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (7vimm)

64 It's a sad day in America when Gestapo tactics are praised and revered in this great, immigrant nation.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (4cRnj)

65 This guy has a mouth that's wanting a cock.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (LCRYB)

66 Will the real Barney Fife please stand up?


Please stand up. Please stand up.

Posted by: William Statner spoken word raptastic at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (i7B17)

67 28 Every. Fucking. Person wants their fifteen minutes.

Enough already. STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 09:37 PM (lVPtV)


Let the circle jerk ensue

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (FIDMq)

68 I wouldn't be so quick to declare relief until we know there are no others involved in cell.

Posted by: TennLion at April 19, 2013 04:40 PM (RJmaq)

69 Why wouldn't they mirandize him? Are they trying to leave the door open for a mistrial or him getting off on a technicality later?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, doom masochist at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (YOZSv)

70 This kid seemed to be doing  ok until 2 years ago. what happened?

who what  became a part of his life

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (nqBYe)

71 Time for FBI whistle-blowers against Holder to step forward.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (BVkEs)

72 Lone wolf muzzled

Posted by: Pete at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (03gUB)

73 The DOJ is on scene.  Great.  Holder will make sure he has a gun and is able to vote with or without a registration.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (1hekh)

74 #55, exactly why she shouldn't be within a football field's length of this case. Seriously WTF are they thinking letting her get involved with this beyond trying to save her political career?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (KCvsd)

75 If you drop your bomb next to an 8yo kid, chances are you're pretty hard core amoral.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (/gHaE)

76 Le Beef is out

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (e8kgV)

77 #drink = USA chant

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (CdeLs)

78 I guess that whole crowd will indeed speak...

Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (IPz9m)

79 menino was subdued and more intelligible than when he's animated

Posted by: derit at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (I88Jc)

80 Mass destruction Captured. Prosecuted Tenured

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (177My)

81 PLEASE don't say "closure"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (mCvL4)

82 I don't think anyone would shed many tears if that leg need a' amputatin'

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (wsGWu)

83 hopefully someone sneaks in and puts battery   acid   in his IV

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (5wHPS)

84 Is the MFM still wishing he was white?

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (doBIb)

85 Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 09:39 PM (LCRYB


I'd also like him to visit his dead brother's body, and see the head he rolled over during his escape.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (lVPtV)

86 Where the hell do you get these pics Ace?!

Posted by: They're Going To Get Us All Kill With Their Muzzy Love at April 19, 2013 04:41 PM (HINxj)

87 When the Marine barracks were blown up, I remember reading that the driver of the explosive laden truck had a weird smile on his face. His was barreling down to the building knowing he would kill himself and hundreds of our Marines and he was smiling. At the time I was young and naive and had no idea how evil Islam was... and is. I'd be proud of BPD if you sent this asshole to hell, forthwith.

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (y2XjR)

88 There are others. It may be covered up, but they are there.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (jlQR7)

89 This would be a good time for someone to yell "En Fuego!"

Posted by: The guy wondering where the guy who yells En Fuego is. at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Bpn3R)

90 Here come the Boston liberals. They couldn't handel Joplin.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (H3SNW)

91 Just remember at the end of WWII we saved former Prime Minister Tojo's life.  He had tried to commit suicide the Allies, the US, carted him off to a hospital where he was saved.  Only to be later tried and executed for his war crimes. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (kkPUg)

92 This kid seemed to be doing ok until 2 years ago. what happened?

Barry whacked OBL

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (/gHaE)

93 Where's his photo ID ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (e8kgV)

94 zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel Whoa! Epic closed captioning FAIL! “@joelmchale: Oh my RT @peterogburn: pic.twitter.com/F3sbpmq9WO”

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (piMMO)

95 Wish somebody would've translated for Menino. And does everyone need to speak?

Posted by: Chris at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Ta7hi)

96 Thanks boulder hobo

Posted by: BornLib at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (zpNwC)

97 That dude has been bleeding out for 14 hours. Lucky if he makes it thru the night.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (UTq/I)

98 My hash changed. I want the old one back. I liked it better. (Yeah, I know, IP-driven. My ISP is Comcast. Devil-spawn.)

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (7vimm)

99 Ace, my thanks for your coverage. I tried a few other sites, but (unexpectedly) nothing provided as much info as AoS. Well done!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 04:42 PM (Cnqmv)

100 Anna, post up some pics of the planes please when you get a moment.

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (doBIb)

101 Willow is correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (BVq/X)

102 So ace you're not up for a movie review post then?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (dvRYt)

103 Too much Funemployment !!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (e8kgV)

104 Not to LE: Perhaps you should spend less time congratulating yourselves and more time figuring out how the FBI investigated this guy and did NOTHING!!!!! His facebook page was enough to set off alarm bells. Jihadi videos? Warnings from a foreign government? Really?

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (RIg+t)

105 Our Commander in Chief will address us at 9:45 PM

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (dBYCN)

106 Why are these people giving prepared speeches? Does this feel weird to anybody else?

Posted by: Sam in Va at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (giyCb)

107 82 I don't think anyone would shed many tears if that leg need a' amputatin'

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 09:41 PM (wsGWu)


---


Do it anyway. Both of 'em.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (BVkEs)

108 Ms Choksindik, they said
because he participated in public safety issues.

I'm like HEY the administration jjust gave him citizenship.


last year, 
so i'm muling it over,

i could see for treason. But he was given citizenship.

so what legally is right here?

as a citizen i'd expect being mirandized.
 


Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

109 OK. I can kinda sorta vaguely understand what drives a Jihadist to murder kids. How Mumbles Menino ever got elected? Not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (X9Mnx)

110 My husband told me tonight that his liberal cousin in the Boston area told him early yesterday, "This will end up being some angry white guy."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (lVPtV)

111 who what became a part of his life *** College

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (piMMO)

112 awww, Ace --- go to bed then. you outdid yourself. I woke up and read all the stuff you posted while I was sleeping. Somehow, in your fatigue, you manage to be funny. The Brad Paisley music, ribs, fishing gear, Jeff Foxworthy, and Bibles, Bible necklaces, Steve Forbeaessays lines made me laugh.

Posted by: L, elle at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (0PiQ4)

113 Nobody should be taking a victory lap. People have to answer for the security lapses at the race. Also letting the second suspect escape the shootout wasn't a highlight. I'm betting that he puts all the blame on big brother and how he was forced into it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (kUdlA)

114 All these thank yous and not a single butt smooch for Dear Leader.  Where the hell is Liz Warren?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at April 19, 2013 04:43 PM (h+OzC)

115 105 Our Commander in Chief will address us at 9:45 PM Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 09:43 PM (dBYCN) Seriously?

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (H9MGI)

116 Sudden Onset Jihadi Syndrome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (kkPUg)

117 Boys and girls; the story is just getting started.  Now will be the trial, the left wing lawyers leaping to represent him, the motions, the appeals, the years and years abd years of this being drawn out, the calls for releasing him, the plots to force the US to release him, and on and on and on.

I'll be retired, toothless, and on my rascal scooter, a mindless, drooling geezer before this first trial winds up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (gmoEG)

118 >>> I'd also like him to visit his dead brother's body, and see the head he rolled over during his escape. honestly I do want him to be raped. I don't care if it's a "bad thought." I want every bad thing to happen to him. I had hoped he'd lose a limb but I guess God doesn't grant every prayer.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (LCRYB)

119 From the last thread after it died. Chris Mathews and Dave Sirota respond to current developments. http://tinyurl.com/2whs2ft

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (SzAZ7)

120 What are the odds that Etic Holder managed the "screw the pooch" ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (e8kgV)

121 I think the boat owner is going to speak.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (jlQR7)

122 My husband told me tonight that his liberal cousin in the Boston area told him early yesterday, "This will end up being some angry white guy."


Tell your husband to tell his libtard cousin, "How's my ass taste?"

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (doBIb)

123 I heard someone say they're charging him under federal terror charges instead of state murder charges. MA doesn't have the death penalty. I hope he spends a few years in federal pound me in the ass prison before his date with a hot shot.

Posted by: SeeBS at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (WwRcX)

124

Evening 'rons. Hoorah, God bless America, God bless the Boston police.

What's the story on the FBI delay in releasing the surveillance video? Have they explained it?

Oh good, Barry is going to speak. Remember, Osama bin Laden is dead.  

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 19, 2013 04:44 PM (HtDKC)

125 Now I know why they call him Mumbles Menino Hemo. I'm gummama memimo omf mammamuchems.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (eyJh9)

126 @63 Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 09:40 PM (7vimm)

There are three exception - routine booking exception, jail house informant exception and public safety exception. 

The public safety exception applies where circumstances present a clear and present danger to the public's safety and the officers have reason to believe that the suspect has information that can end the emergency.

Wiki cites New York v. Quarles, 467 U.S. 649, 655 (1984).

Posted by: smc1225 at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (Kw6aj)

127 If this clusterfuck doesn't inspire an EOJ Bourbon Cast I don't know what will.


Have there been any impact stories about how this has affected the already struggling Massachusetts lesbian pron industry? He could tie that in...

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (i7B17)

128 65 This guy has a mouth that's wanting a cock. Posted by: ace This guy's asshole is squeaky tight but accommodating...

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (y2XjR)

129 Worst. Press Conference. Ever.

It's like in one of those comedies, can't remember which one, where guy after guy comes through doing something.

Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (IPz9m)

130 Sweet fancy moses, this is making Oscar speeches look informative and erudite

Is the head of the sanitation workers union going to come up next to thank everyone?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (mCvL4)

131 88 There are others. It may be covered up, but they are there. Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 09:42 PM (jlQR7) Allegedly, 2 additional unexploded IEDs were found. No way were these two carrying around 4 pressure cookers. That, however, might be speculative untrue bullshit that happened all week.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (Qxe/p)

132

don't know who it was who just referred to "these offenders"

uh-oh

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (jDjlM)

133 No miranda for that MF terrorist.  You know the left will go bonkers.

Lordy gordy the police, feds and politicians sure know how to self congratulate.  No high five for the lady who actually found him.  None.  Pigs.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (WEamb)

134 What are the odds that Etic Holder manages to "screw the pooch" ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (e8kgV)

135 70 This kid seemed to be doing ok until 2 years ago. what happened? who what became a part of his life It wasn't me, swearsies. A squirrel, maybe?

Posted by: Teh "prophet" Mohammed at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (bKA83)

136

oh fuck

here comes shithead

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (UJm0p)

137

90 Here come the Boston liberals. They couldn't handel Joplin.

 

Janice or Missouri???

 

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (A9na/)

138 65 This guy has a mouth that's wanting a cock.[/] /Fans self breathlessly

Posted by: Sheppy the wonder sodomite at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (dvRYt)

139 You know Obama's got Justice staffed with people dying to take the DP off the table for any pretext.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (LCRYB)

140 Wow. Look at all the dignitaries. The talk like the people in This Old House.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:45 PM (H3SNW)

141 "This will end up being some angry white guy."
***
Notice how we've heard nothing recently about the angry, white, DEMOCRAT Elvis impersonator?



Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (KqmXZ)

142 Scott ‏@ScottyE_FL 1m For fucks sake RT @trscoop: oh come freaking on. RT @toddstarnes: Obama will deliver statement at 9:45 p.m. eastern

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (piMMO)

143 You-know-who is taking TOTUS out for a victory lap shortly.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (j3uk1)

144 Here's my one sentence movie review for Tom Cruise's new one Oblivion:

Wait for it to show up at Big Lots in the $3 bin.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (/gHaE)

145 I think the boat owner is going to speak. He's gonna want a bigger one. /callback from previous lame joke //commentary on "gimme" culture, as he'll want US to buy the bigger boat for him ///more booze, it's Friday.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (7vimm)

146 No Miranda rights? Ok, Obama is up to something.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (IiDtC)

147 What kind of asshole gets in a boat with no water around?  Fucking genius.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (Nfpnr)

148 [137] Scott

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (H3SNW)

149 Why do I have a terrible feeling the decision to not read him his Miranda rights is going to have very, very bad consequences?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 04:46 PM (uhAkr)

150 Only to be later tried and executed for his war crimes. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2013 09:42 PM (kkPUg) But that was when we had leaders that understood the concepts of enemies, unconditional surrender, and victory!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (Cnqmv)

151 Joked one minute before the press conference "look, there is Boston Mayor Mummbles". Had to explain to the wife what the hell that meant. 10 seconds into his rambling incoherent err.....ok, I am feeling generous, comments and the wife turns, looks at me and goes "ok...you were right....for once".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (OWjjx)

152 121 I think the boat owner is going to speak.



You're kidding, right?  Right??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

153 Cowards always hide. Hussein in a dirt hole Bin Laden, secret house. Then, there's a boat in Watertown.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (XYSwB)

154 Hey IIIIIIIIIII was supposed to be on at 9:45! I hate being late.
.
.
.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Just fuckin with ya. Be lucky if i show up before 10:30.

Posted by: SCOAMT at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (5JFKE)

155 113

I'm betting that he puts all the blame on big brother and how he was forced into it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2013 09:43 PM (kUdlA)


Exactly. I was just saying the same exact thing to my wife. He will blame it all on his brother, just like Lee Boyd Malvo did with John Allen Muhammad (The DC Snipers).

Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (LTbLf)

156 >When does Sir Golfsalot hold a presser to cheer for himself? He has to wait til Monday now, at the earliest

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (8sCoq)

157

Oh fer--Jugears in the name that's all holy, please go away and shut. the.fuck.up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (5wHPS)

158 Gaylord Focker to speak soon, Bushs fault my prediction

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (HVff2)

159 Chin up, ace. The doctors still might decide that the leg "needs" to go.

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (wsGWu)

160 Get your 'I' counters out, Master Chief Obama gonna tell us how he did it.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (hpYnL)

161 Serious condition? Shit, maybe he will die?

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (y2XjR)

162 Can't wait to see how Dickbag works gun control into his speech thanking the BPD and FBI

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (XQzGn)

163 The real terrorists : http://tinyurl.com/cxghrdq

Posted by: David Sirota at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (4cRnj)

164 130 Sweet fancy moses, this is making Oscar speeches look informative and erudite

Is the head of the sanitation workers union going to come up next to thank everyone?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 09:45 PM (mCvL4)


Say it.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:47 PM (WEamb)

165 I pray nothing else happens. They have no idea if there are more. Or, when they will act.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (XYSwB)

166 So I've been away for the whole baby thing all week!

What'd I miss?

Posted by: Bigby's Hearty Handshake at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (RLTt1)

167 the boat owner did more than own the boat-- he called the cops and delivered this guy. he noticed and open door and blood.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (LCRYB)

168 forget "obama got UBL"; the future propaganda will tout that his administration had a hand in this resolution. ugh

Posted by: derit at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (I88Jc)

169 >Why do I have a terrible feeling the decision to not read him his Miranda rights is going to have very, very bad consequences? it is in accordance with current US law

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

170 smc1225 at April 19, 2013 09:45 PM (Kw6aj) Fallacy. The courts don't have the power to decide what's Constitutional. The People get to decide what's Constitutional. Oh, shit, I'm starting to go all Alex Jones on y'all. Difference is that (IMHO of course) unlike Alex I'm not on Putin's payroll as an agent provocateur. DRINK!

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (7vimm)

171 I'd like to hear from the guy who sold them the cookers. He might have some, you know, actual recipes and stuff.

Posted by: Walsingham at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (f4m0b)

172 Holder's Justice Dept has staff who, prior to the Obama presidency, represented Gitmo prisoners. If this guy lives the prosecution is going to be a clusterfark.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (KqmXZ)

173 Sorry I don't even plan to give Tom Cruise any cent for his latest stupid movie.

He should have stayed a U-boat commander.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (kkPUg)

174 I think the boat owner is going to speak.

I think the boat is going to speak.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (eGr8Z)

175 >>>Chin up, ace. The doctors still might decide that the leg "needs" to go. fingers crossed.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (LCRYB)

176 The no Miranda thing has my spidey senses all spidery and stuff. But, then, it might be the whiskey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (6rcHp)

177 144 Here's my one sentence movie review for Tom Cruise's new one Oblivion: Wait for it to show up at Big Lots in the $3 bin. Most positive review I've seen for one of his movies since the one where Downey played a black guy.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (bKA83)

178 Chin up, ace. The doctors still might decide that the leg "needs" to go. *** But doctor, I was shot in the chest! Okay then. We''ll amputate your chest.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (piMMO)

179 I got his brother on my lap as we speak. I'm reading him a story with a happy ending.

Posted by: The Bearer of Light and Thorny Dongs, but mostly the dongs at April 19, 2013 04:48 PM (QTHTd)

180 Public safety exception is very limited. Basically they can just ask him about other bombers, other bombs and the rest of his terror cell, etc. Nothing about this case per se, only about potential future danger

Posted by: BSR at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (H0Rot)

181 Obama presser in a nutshell:

Let me be clear, I got Osama and both of these guys, and Al Qaeda is still on the run.  You're welcome.

And another Helloooo Boston! shout-out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (lVPtV)

182 70 This kid seemed to be doing ok until 2 years ago. what happened? Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 09:41 PM (nqBYe) It is not all clear yet, but it looks like the anti-America anti-West crap had been going on for longer than that. Hatred, especially constant hatred, especially unreasoning hatred, makes you crazy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (qyfb5)

183 Yeah they need to look into why when the Foreign Govt. told them to watch out for this guy, they talked to him and deemed him a okay....obama dropped the ball along with the FBI, Homeland Security and the DOJ... They have blood on their hands.... Do I even need to say  what if this happened under Bush?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (9+ccr)

184

drinking game for Obama's presser

every time he says I or me DRINK!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (UJm0p)

185 Where do our esteemed "public servants" find the "exemption" for "public safety" in the Constitution? There's nothing in the Constitution about a Miranda warning. The requirement resulted from an activist left SCOTUS decision.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (X9Mnx)

186 105 Our Commander in Chief will address us at 9:45 PM He's coming in. I feel safer already.

Posted by: Private Hudson at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (dvRYt)

187 Even the seat fillers like Cosmo Kramer are gonna get a chance to speak

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (XQzGn)

188 I bet the boat owner wet his pants. I'm surprised he didn't call the cops first.

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 04:49 PM (y2XjR)

189 185 I'll die of alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (dBYCN)

190 Hrothgar, you are right.  Gaylord will merely execute him as quickly as possible to rid himself of a distraction or a 'bump in the road.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (kkPUg)

191 Hey Doc... here's an arm. Here's a leg. Here's a wing!!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (Lq5WC)

192 WTF is wrong with Shep Smith already making excuses for this guy?  Seriously I want to cunt punt him.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (WEamb)

193 Couldn't take the self-congratulatory presser so I changed the channel to TCM and Cher is incoherently babbling to Robert Osborn.

Posted by: Retread at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (zxitI)

194 every time he says I or me DRINK!!!!!! But I only have six full bottles of Scotch.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (lFk6F)

195 The guy who once painted the boat will speak soon. As will the delivery driver who brought the brothers three pies and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew the night before.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (6rcHp)

196 I'm gonna take a break from this. 12 hours straight has taken a toll. See you tards a little later.

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 04:50 PM (I2LwF)

197 Have to admit I was hoping Bomb Boy would end up missing both arms and legs and still alive.

I think of our vets with no limbs and what they've gone through.

This douche deserves to live his life as a torso in a cell being fed through a feeding tube.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (lVPtV)

198 Why do I have a terrible feeling the decision to not read him his Miranda rights is going to have very, very bad consequences? Yes. Very curious, is it not? "I'll have more flexibility after the election." Who is pulling whose strings? /damnit, stop with the conspiracy theory shit! //sorry, it's really GOOD brandy tonight. ///well, OK then . . . DRINK!

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (7vimm)

199 The guy talking, I don't know who he is but I want to draft him in the Eagles first round pick [4] for a right offensive tackle.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (H3SNW)

200 While in the hospital, someone should take a nail gun and shoot the bastard many times in various parts of his body and then, of course remove said nails without any pain relief.

Posted by: Ronster at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (4PYOi)

201 King Barry must be relieved that the showdown wasn't in Cambridge after what he said about them

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (mCvL4)

202 Here's hoping this terrorist waste of life gets tried in Southie. I would rest easy.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (bKA83)

203 Geesh, they just need to force the jihadi to watch this press conference on a loop and he'll tell all.

Posted by: L, elle at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (0PiQ4)

204 Did you all see the post-mortem pic of the 1st guy? DAMN

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

205 I got news for this guy. 200 rounds and dynamite was an average day in Boston circa prohibition.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (jlQR7)

206 Watertown Police Chief is the only adult behind the mic.

Posted by: Shan at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (WEamb)

207 147 What kind of asshole gets in a boat with no water around? Fucking genius.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 19, 2013 09:46 PM (Nfpnr)


Michael Douglas at the end of "Romancing the Stone"?

http://tinyurl.com/ceav7t8

Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (LTbLf)

208 TFG is gonna spike the football? That's so uncharacteristic of him.

Posted by: Cris Collinsworthless at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (i7B17)

209 Yay! Bronco Bama will tell us how we should be feeling right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (6rcHp)

210 I can't stand this bint....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (X6akg)

211 Damnit, Carmen Ortiz is working overtime to fuck this up already. Grrr!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (KCvsd)

212 The no Miranda thing has my spidey senses all spidery and stuff. But, then, it might be the whiskey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 09:48 PM (6rcHp)


I guess this is why i'm bugged by the lack here.


they (holder) were going to bring actual Foreign terrorists to our courts and try them , Giving them rights to our courts tec.


yet They gave this kid citizenship yet  are not giving him theamerican rights.


I don't know if he could be stripped of citizenship, but how if he swore fideltiy to US?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:51 PM (nqBYe)

213 Reminder: Miranda was a kidnapper and rapist. Another lib hero!

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (Lq5WC)

214 Well I spent most of the night on Skype with my parents. Missed dinner. Blah. I'm going to bed. I hope you all have a good night.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (GrtrJ)

215 the older brother trained overseas, and came back to kill us. His brother became a citizen on 9/11/12. All under Obama. Obama completely failed to protect Boston, one of his biggest support groups. Unless the libs wake up, expect more of the same, as the sleeper cells are waking up.

Posted by: Jimwriter at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (9Pcnw)

216 and this is the part of the presser where the media asks stupid questions

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (8sCoq)

217 The Won is a little late...waiting for the t-shirt guy to finish up

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (FIDMq)

218 navycopjoe proves once again....he hates us. Suggesting that we drink everytime Obama says I or me.....that will lead only to severe alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (OWjjx)

219 The one good thing that came out of this ordeal on my end was the husband remembering to get work done on our boat.

Men are so fucking weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:52 PM (lVPtV)

220 drinking game for Obama's presser
every time he says I or me DRINK!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 09:49 PM (UJm0p)


I don't think I can hold that much liquor.

I don't think the Gulf of Mexico can hold that much liquor.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (eGr8Z)

221
You know what would have come in handy the last few days?  Some of those MRAPs Homeland Security bought.

But I guess they were all out serving child support warrants on delinquent dads.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (kdS6q)

222

So he's
talking about their youtube videos and the ones they favorited, their
tweets, the radical Imam that they had links to and videos of on their
computers, etc.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 09:36 PM (WWuYG)

That's just his required college study material.

 

Seriously, if someone "radicalized" these twerps its some wannabe revolutionary Professor.

Posted by: Extendo Man at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (m7GwI)

223 Is Brain Dennehy, .A.K.A. the Boat, going to speak?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (4cRnj)

224 If TFG is really going to hold a presser, look for a repeat of the Bin Laden speech. I me me I me me me mine I

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (mCvL4)

225 There was something thrilling hearing the cheers of police on the radio tonight. I was driving and kept spacing out. I can't stop thinking about that picture with the little boy and his family and this monster walking behind them. I hope tonight helps them somewhat.

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (opS9C)

226 Thank the good Lord. Wife and kids all finally in bed. Oh, and Ace, here's something to brighten your day. This is, hopefully, what the fucker has to look forward to. http://youtu.be/HXrb8jurCs8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (GEICT)

227 216 Also known as the "questioning part".

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (dBYCN)

228 Wonder if the WH is calling up there to try to get them to stop the press conference so BO can talk?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (K+I6z)

229 these guys didn't have much of a get away plan for two guys who didn't appear to want to die for their cause. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (7zSvv)

230 Pizzuto told ABC News that Henneberry went out into his backyard after the lockdown was lifted to get some fresh air. "He looked and noticed something was off about his boat, so he got his ladder, and he put his ladder up on the side of the boat and climbed up, and then he saw blood on it, and he thought he saw what was a body laying in the boat," Pizzuto said. "So he got out of the boat fast and called police." He said that Henneberry was being interviewed by police about what he saw, and that power had just been cut to the Henneberry's house. "That boat's his baby. He takes care of it like you wouldn't believe. And they told him it's all shot up," Pizzuto said. "He's going to be heartbroken."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (XYSwB)

231 Terrorist made it 1 block outside the initial search perimeter.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:53 PM (KCvsd)

232 Well, Obama's late. At least he had the good sense not to preempt the Boston PD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (piMMO)

233 the older brother trained overseas, and came back to kill us. His brother became a citizen on 9/11/12. All under Obama. Obama completely failed to protect Boston, one of his biggest support groups. Unless the libs wake up, expect more of the same, as the sleeper cells are waking up.

Posted by: Jimwriter at April 19, 2013 09:52 PM (9Pcnw)


the older brother trained overseas, and came back to kill us


do you have a link?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (nqBYe)

234 "The boat was outside the perimeter during the day". WTF

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (BVkEs)

235 If the cops in that picture had given him a pink belly I would send them a pizza

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (mCvL4)

236 btw a CITIZEN found the terrorist and called the police. Self reliance.

Posted by: Jimwriter at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (9Pcnw)

237 And after I send that thought they call of the press conference.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (K+I6z)

238 Who had have to wake O up as he was in bed.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (CdeLs)

239 Why do I have a terrible feeling the decision to not read him his Miranda rights is going to have very, very bad consequences? Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 09:46 PM (uhAkr) I can assure you I have my TOP.MEN attending to this! They tell me we have never had a case llike this where failing to Mirandize a suspect has ever caused a "problem" in our getting the desired judicial result.

Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (Cnqmv)

240 MSNBC just offered him Tuesday and Thursday 8:00 to 9:00.

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (cQ4xo)

241 In the movie about this, Brian Dennehy will play the Boston Marathon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (lVPtV)

242 The Miranda reading only matters IF they want to use his own words against him in court.

I think he's going to be be convicted on external evidence, so get any useful leads from him now, then don't woory about not being able touse his confession.

Posted by: Shel at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (XP7fn)

243 No seriously? TFG has to comment? STFU already!

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (8sCoq)

244 obama is gonna grace us with his presence?Not on my TV....He'll say "I got the White tea party guy."" What? What do you mean he wasn't a tea partier..." "Okay, then I got the terrorist guy just like I got Osama."

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (9+ccr)

245 "That boat's his baby. He takes care of it like you wouldn't believe. And they told him it's all shot up," Pizzuto said. "He's going to be heartbroken."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 09:53 PM (XYSwB)


I was wondering earlier if he had suspended insurance on it during the winter.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:54 PM (X6akg)

246 Shep Smith: "We are now finding out that many of the things we've reported through the day have turned out to be accurate."

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (LCRYB)

247

218  navycopjoe proves once again....he hates us

 

I try and try and yet this damn blog goes on.......

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (UJm0p)

248 Any bets on whether Obama will be flanked by the victims" families and uses his speech to push for more gun control, or at least get a few digs in along with spiking the football?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (KqmXZ)

249 "Tonight, I can report that federal authorities acting on my orders, carried out an operation at my direction, with the cooperation of local law enforcement, that resulted in the capture of..."

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (giyCb)

250 Bambi's waiting for Beyonce to finish singing.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (Lq5WC)

251 197 Mrs. D'Oh, I agwee! //Bawney "feeding tube" Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (LRFds)

252

I wouldn't be surprised if the kid really was drawn into it by his older brother.  It doesn't excuse what he did.

No miranda for that MF terrorist. You know the left will go bonkers.


The Public Safety Exception is a weird thing to claim because it seems to be focused more on questions asked immediately after detainment and mostly to protect officers who are making a good faith effort to protect the public.  IE, asking a suspected kidnapper, at the time of arrest, where he hid the child.  If the government is claiming that they can revoke fifth and sixth amendments, then there is a serious problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (lr3d7)

253 All Americans understand this one. Now we can talk about Immigration Reform.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (BVkEs)

254 More than a little early to talk about closure. Shit, the circus of a trial hasn't even begun. It will be a joke -- I guarantee it.

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (y2XjR)

255 There's nothing in the Constitution about a Miranda warning. The requirement resulted from an activist left SCOTUS decision. OK. You got me there. But we need to be every bit as critical of the "authorities" and their handling of this matter as we are of the perp. Oops. "Alleged" perp. "Alleged," SURVIVING perp. This whole atrocity just highlights what a dog-and-pony show the Department of Homeland Security (and the concomitant militiarization of local and State police forces) is. We need to start asking SERIOUS questions about what the hell we're doing here. I still think the best approach is to take the entire federal funding for the DHS (along with Education and Energy, what the hell?) and buy every adult American a gun and a gun-safety course, and tell them THEY are the "first responders." But it's Friday, Our Long National Nightmare Is Over, and I'm ready for cat videos now, so there you go.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 04:55 PM (7vimm)

256 Branco Bama. That always makes me laugh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (BVq/X)

257 agreed, Jones in CO -- oh goody, his Majestry is about to speak. Expect lots of "I" and "Me" and "my" and "mine".

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (jDjlM)

258 I haven't been this happy to see a dimly-lit photo of armed Americans surrounding a bastard murderer on the ground since we dragged Saddam from his spider hole...

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (0Enjw)

259

99 Ace, my thanks for your coverage. I tried a few other sites, but (unexpectedly) nothing provided as much info as AoS. Well done!

Yes, well done, indeed!
I don't go to other sites anymore. I just come here.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (eqV3Q)

260 every time he says I or me DRINK!!!!!!
--

Don't forget "my" and "mine"!

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (F3s39)

261 Someone called it on the previous thread.  Ogabe to speak at 10:00.  Yea!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (YYyqq)

262 Shorter Barry:  The Watertown police uhhhh....didn't....uh, um, act stupidly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (lVPtV)

263 Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 09:55 PM (LCRYB) Gawd daymn it Ace, that is the funniest thing you have written in your career..................wait........your being serious? (Facepalm)

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 19, 2013 04:56 PM (OWjjx)

264 OMG Obama can't keep be upstaged.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (e8kgV)

265 he reminds me of the skinny son on trhe British sitcom "Butterflies"

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (jDjlM)

266 "The boat was outside the perimeter during the day". WTF Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 09:54 PM (BVkEs) can you imagine? no one was really safe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (XYSwB)

267 OH THANK GOD, BRIAN WILLIAMS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT WE GET TO HEAR FROM THE PRESIDENT. THEY EVEN SAID THEY WOULD WAIT UNTIL THE PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER. OH HALLELUJAH. ONLY 5-7 MINUTES. SHORT AND TO THE POINT. A FEW "I" "ME" "I" "ME" "LET ME BE CLEAR".... yes, I'm an ass with the all caps. So freaking typical. You can write a script for JEF.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (OJ/tZ)

268 "Tonight, I can report that federal authorities acting on my orders, carried out an operation at my direction, with the cooperation of local law enforcement, that resulted in the capture of..." EXCELLENT RENDITION.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (BVq/X)

269 thanks ALH

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (LCRYB)

270 What's the over/under that TFG makes the speech about his own amazing American life?

And fuck, what a pic!

Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (ZWaLo)

271 TOTUS warming up

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (e8kgV)

272 If I had a son, he's look like the dead one.

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (i7B17)

273 Oh goody. Shep thinks they were 'labelled' terrorists because the instigated an incident of terror.
Say? Anybody else on the bench? Shep has gone over-board, to use the current cliche.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (jlQR7)

274 Are they making the public safety exemption because they think there are more bombs/attacks imminent, so they don't want him to clam up?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 04:57 PM (KqmXZ)

275 Teh Won!!111 needs his spotlight

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (KCvsd)

276 The President has been briefed all along.
Photos from the situation room to follow.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (eGr8Z)

277 Obama to speak ! Rrruff rrrruff !!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (e8kgV)

278 OBAMA TO SPEAK SOON Spike that football!! Barf

Posted by: fiatboomer at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (2SECA)

279 Boat Dude should get the reward for finding the guy.

Posted by: NCKate at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (J/Yaf)

280 Yeah I go back and forth on the PSE in this case. It's probably appropriate to ask him about bombs or bombers or ongoing plots but I don't see much else it would apply to.

Posted by: BSR at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (H0Rot)

281 "They gave this kid citizenship yet are not giving him the american rights" They are allowed to question him only about "actionable intelligence" - is he part of a larger cell, are there any other strikes planned in the near future, etc. Then they have to read him his rights.

Posted by: Sixty Years In Solitary at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (Hu/Da)

282 If you're going to drink every time Obama says I or me, you're going to need a couple extra Palestinian kidneys.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (4cRnj)

283 so glad we can turn the scoamf off

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (XYSwB)

284 How nice of TFG not to step on pressers of Mumbles, Deval, and Wise Latina Ortiz


Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (mCvL4)

285 OK. I can kinda sorta vaguely understand what drives a Jihadist to murder kids.

You can?

Posted by: Low Information Scientists at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (vbh31)

286 i'm surprised they got to have a trial for this guy since he was shooting at the police.   maybe a 5 minute trial. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (7zSvv)

287 Ace, can we have a new thread when His Majestry speaks..?

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 04:58 PM (jDjlM)

288 More than a little early to talk about closure. Shit, the circus of a trial hasn't even begun. It will be a joke -- I guarantee it. Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 09:55 PM (y2XjR) Yep, 2-4 million $ up a fat hogs ass. I did have a thought, 2 men cause so much havoc and crazyness, imagine what 4 could do, how about 10 or 20. The cops could not defend the citizens from 2. Arm yourselves, I see this as a harbinger of things to come.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (l86i3)

289 So, less than an hour between cuffing the perp and Obama sprinting to the microphones.  Is he trying to outdo his OBL record? 

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (F3s39)

290 Jeez how do the families of the Bengazi victims feel about Gaylord's handling of this affair?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (HVff2)

291 His limbs need to be harvested to replace the ones he blew off from others.

Isn't this how the eye for eye thing works?

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (VMcEw)

292 Or livers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (4cRnj)

293 Obama to admit that terrorism in America is quite gone !!! Naaaa

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (e8kgV)

294 This gives whole new meaning to "little man in the boat."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (lVPtV)

295 "That boat's his baby. He takes care of it like
you wouldn't believe. And they told him it's all shot up," Pizzuto said.
"He's going to be heartbroken."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 09:53 PM (XYSwB)

I was wondering earlier if he had suspended insurance on it during the winter.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 09:54 PM (X6akg)


That's the most famous boat in America right now.  He could sell it for millions all shot up.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (1hekh)

296 I was wondering earlier if he had suspended insurance on it during the winter. *** Some insurance policies have exceptions for terrorism. I don't know about police actions.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (piMMO)

297 It's Miller Time.

Posted by: FromThePast at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (lw5+8)

298 LOL at something on twitter:

1m

About an ongoing trial? Unpossible! RT : wow i'm very surprised Obama will be speaking


Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 04:59 PM (XQzGn)

299 Fucker. Sorry, pissed.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (M1PV9)

300 I hate Obama press conferences.. On the other hand, if it pre-empts Shep Smith, well, I guess that there is your silver lining.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (OWjjx)

301 Shep Smith: "We are now finding out that many of the things we've reported through the day have turned out to be accurate." Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 09:55 PM (LCRYB)


*ponders what that could be*

There's a state called Massachusetts?

*ponders more*


Okay, I think that's it. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (Gk3SS)

302 Unfortunately, I live in a blue state which is now going to tighten gun control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (BVq/X)

303 Just a reminder. When Obama starts his recital of the clues he provided the FBI and how Americans must be disarmed, Modern Marvels in on History Channel.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (jlQR7)

304 Obama fails to stop Islamic terrorism from reaching US shores.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (e8kgV)

305 Sorry I don't even plan to give Tom Cruise any cent for his latest stupid movie.

I'm somewhat disconnected from MSM crap.  Is Oblivion his latest?  Saw it for free on justin.tv  worth every penny.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (kxSZr)

306 President Divot will give his remarks shirtless.

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (cQ4xo)

307 It's been, what, one hour? Obama isn't wasting any time here. Would Bush have done this? I have my doubts.

Posted by: @johntant at April 19, 2013 05:00 PM (GLTPR)

308 I don't know how cops and the FBI ever would have solved this case without the President's steely indifference.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (LCRYB)

309 So, less than an hour between cuffing the perp and Obama sprinting to the microphones. Is he trying to outdo his OBL record?
Posted by: Mayday
---

If it were noon, he would be on the links at 1:00PM.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (VMcEw)

310 Yep, 2-4 million $ up a fat hogs ass.

I did have a thought, 2 men cause so much havoc and crazyness, imagine what 4 could do, how about 10 or 20. The cops could not defend the citizens from 2. Arm yourselves, I see this as a harbinger of things to come.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 09:59 PM (l86i3)


just thinking the same thing..multiply this by 40 and coordinated...ugly.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (FIDMq)

311 I will be switching to hockey as soon as I see TFG's face on my TV

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (8sCoq)

312 --That's the most famous boat in America right now. He could sell it for millions all shot up.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 19, 2013 09:59 PM (1hekh)--

Yeah, some big casino will buy it up and put it on display in the lobby. See also: Bonnie and Clyde's death car.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (eGr8Z)

313 Will he answer any questions about Benghazi?

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (RIg+t)

314 Pizzuto told ABC News that Henneberry went out into his backyard after the lockdown was lifted to get some fresh air. So the break came thanks to the lifting of the 'lockdown'. I'm sure there's no lesson there.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 05:01 PM (lFk6F)

315 Any STAGE WHISPER tonight or just the sing-song cadence he used in briefings on Monday and Tuesday?

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (XQzGn)

316 To quote Hillary "DOES IT EVEN MATTER IF HE IS AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111" Is it 2016 yet?

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (OJ/tZ)

317 Has the JEF taken credit yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

318 Arm yourselves, I see this as a harbinger of things
to come.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 09:59 PM (l86i3)

Yea... with gun prices as they are and ammo shortages.... I don't see a firearm in my future any time soon. =/

Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (IPz9m)

319 >That's the most famous boat in America right now. He could sell it for millions all shot up. Pawn Stars can only go $50

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

320 With our strick gun laws not one single terrorist was killed - only a few whities and a crappy Chinese guy... and 175 maimed. Now, we can get him a lawyer like Lynn Ann Stewart and turn this into another Benghazi style of investigation.

Barkey will be happy to get bled from the rear by my pole. Then we can talk about more high capacity legislation and where I fit in.

Posted by: Barney F. at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (O6u+F)

321 I don't think we can blame this on Obama.  doubt any president admin could have prevented this one since they appear to be working alone so far. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (7zSvv)

322
The police acted stupidly.

If it wasn't for me....

Posted by: Prezzy Obreezy at April 19, 2013 05:02 PM (jKWYf)

323 I dare some reporter critter to ask Choom Boy about Ft. Hood and when we're going to fry Hassan. 

And "work place violence."

I'm so steaming mad over that shit I can't see straight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

324 There is a non-zero chance that the president brings a football with him to the podium and spikes it. He's just that self absorbed.

Posted by: Doc at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (oUDps)

325 Obama gets questioned by Alex Jones clowns in 3....2....1..... hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (KCvsd)

326 somebody tell Sheppy there's a white guy with a backpack behind him!!

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

327 The coward ran over his own brother's head. Good job, ya pos!

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (y2XjR)

328 A million f*cking sheep laid down for this piece of shit.  This is not the America that I knew.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (gyDll)

329 I can only imagine how much this investigation and manhunt cost. Least the authorities could do is fix the guy's boat.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (X9Mnx)

330 Louisiana pawn Stars will lay down 10 grand, no questions.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (jlQR7)

331 I did have a thought, 2 men cause so much havoc and crazyness, imagine what 4 could do, how about 10 or 20. The cops could not defend the citizens from 2. Arm yourselves, I see this as a harbinger of things to come. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 09:59 PM (l86i3) ------------------------------------------------------- THIS ^^^^^^^^ times a trillion. We are headed toward dark days.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (jucos)

332 Now you've got America, we've been through hell, we're Rocky Balboa at Round 16 with that tall Russian on roids. And our President is in our corner, he's got to bring the country out of it, he's got to bring us back, he's been here before. He's tested *hic* he'll deliver the speech of his lifetime, Agincourt, I Have a Dream, Gettysburg cause he's there for us against all odds.

Posted by: Mrs. Chrissy Obama at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (dvRYt)

333 Auuughhh.  Here comes TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

334 That boat is evidence.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (4cRnj)

335 >>>Arm yourselves, I see this as a harbinger of things to come.

I have seriously updated my home armament in the past six months. Nevertheless, with a 20 yo son in Boston, 13 hours from home, I have felt helpless in the light of this most recent terrorism.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (4Mv1T)

336 I can't imagine finding that terrorist in my back yard.

Total paralysis.

Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (ZWaLo)

337 Is O going to have a full suit and tie on or rolled selves with no jacket. Or still in his Superman PJs

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (CdeLs)

338 That f*ckimg f*ck had his chin up in the air like Obama does when he put the bomb next to little Martin. He was glad to do it, f* ck him.

Posted by: Madamex at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (Tj05I)

339 No other suspects. No reason to spare his life. Kill him.

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (y2XjR)

340 Okay, I think that's it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 10:00 PM (Gk3SS) So, what number are you on Dear Queen? Btw, I'm seriously contemplating a couple of tequila shots. Small problem, no lemons. I do however have lemon juice. Yes, I'm contemplating chasing my tequila shot with some lemon juice. Stop judging.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

341 "Consoler in chief" TFG really? Jeez thanks WBZTV for that barf worthy comment

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (KCvsd)

342 I will be switching to hockey as soon as I see TFG's face on my TV Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)


MLB Tonight is on. 

Oh come on!   Now they're showing clips from the Braves and Pirates and they didn't show the mallards.  That's what I wanted to see! 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (Gk3SS)

343 You didn't build that boat.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2013 05:04 PM (LCRYB)

344 Obama dyed his hair black again.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (KCvsd)

345 He should walk into the room, holding a cellphone, talking into it, giving the room, that "just one minute" single index finger gesture. Then "sorry folks, just wrapping up my master capture plan that I gave the FBI right after the presser early this evening. When my strategic, steady guidance, I was able to provide my agents, with the strategy necessary to capture this white young man, not much older than Trayvon Martin, who caused such pain for Boston. But, I am glad to report that I was able to lead my team to a swift capture of both of my suspects".

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (OJ/tZ)

346 *click

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (XYSwB)

347 Auuughhh. Here comes TFG. Will he pull a Sirota move at the podium?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (lFk6F)

348 Edmonton 2 Colorado 1 2nd period

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (8sCoq)

349 Our nation is in debt all right

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (mCvL4)

350 Ugh...I hate the smug sound of choomy's voice.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (eyJh9)

351 Kill me now.

No, seriously.  KILL ME NOW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

352 Yes, I'm contemplating chasing my tequila shot with some lemon juice.

Stop judging. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT)



Oh please, like I ever judge anyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (Gk3SS)

353 drink

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:05 PM (UJm0p)

354 Agent #1: "But Mr. President! How can you know he's hiding in a boat?" "Rock" Obama: "There's no time for explanations now, son. Get in there and do your job!" Agent #1: "Yes, SIR!!' (Later) Agent #2: "The suspect is in custody. Again. How does he do it, do you think?" Agent #1: "I don't know, sir. But we're lucky to have him. Damned lucky." (To see more of this week's issue of The Atlantic, please sign in)

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (bKA83)

355 There's a douchbag on my TV - get it off.

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (uRumV)

356 Stop judging. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT) Judge not lest ye be judged. *Sips brandy and coke*

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (l86i3)

357 Drink, drink

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (SzAZ7)

358 about to claim full credit for FBI resources...

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (KCvsd)

359 "I directed full resources"

DRINK

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (XQzGn)

360 "a vicious attack"? WTF? Will he say terrorism or not?

Posted by: Dinah Lord at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (46UXb)

361 336 I can't imagine finding that terrorist in my back yard.

Total paralysis.
Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 10:04 PM
======

We had a local guy find a murderer under his boat (it was stored upside down) and held him at gunpoint until the cops showed up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

362

drink

 

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (UJm0p)

363 No, seriously. KILL ME NOW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:05 PM (lVPtV)


Have a hot bath? With bubbles. And incense.

Posted by: KG at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (IPz9m)

364 Did  he  just  say  attacks  on  London?

Posted by: McCracken...Ernie McCracken at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (ZETiK)

365 I think if TFG could reach down and suck his own dick he would do it right now.

Posted by: spypeach at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (6xG9/)

366 Yeah. Because they wouldn't know to help with you. sheeeeesh.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (jlQR7)

367 The ego, it burns!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (KCvsd)

368 As usual I'm not watching TFG's presser. Weak stomach, blah, blah, blah. But more importantly I ate a boatload of sushi for supper. Come on, sushi PLUS that narcissistic prick getting in on the glory for catching this Islamic Terrorist? My porcelain throne couldn't take the beating.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (9H+iJ)

369 God, he has the most emotionless voice ever.

That sing-song speech pattern and the FUCKING WHISTLING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

370 Newsbusters has link up about this guy's political affiliation. They claim to have his tweets from 2012 election. Well knock me over with a feather! This random child murderer supported Obama. Who the heck could have seen that coming? I was also quite surprised to hear he's muslim.

Posted by: Nostradamus at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (07XDQ)

371 I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (4cRnj)

372 And damn....those ears. The size of dinner plates.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM (eyJh9)

373 He could submit a claim to the city of Boston, or he could sell it and probably make more money.

Posted by: waldo at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (y2XjR)

374 SCOAMF's ears have their own gravitational field.

Posted by: @johntant at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (GLTPR)

375 "FBI resources"? Would that be the same FBI that investigated the kid and let him go?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (aDwsi)

376 unanswered questions "why?" ISLAM YOU DUMB FUCK!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (KCvsd)

377 what a fool this man is. in business this eddie haskel would be fired

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (jlQR7)

378 Oh please, like I ever judge anyone. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 10:05 PM (Gk3SS) *raises eyebrow*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

379

Chris Matthews: "I'm afraid that now because of this and 911, and Fort Hood, the shoe bomber, and...white America will think that Muslims are the cause of these killings and those red-neck Islamophobes will continue beating poor moderate Muslims with baseball bats."

 

Generic Muhammad:"as you know Chris, Islam is a religion of peace."

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (NQq8e)

380 You guys who can watch Branco Bama have a stronger stomach than I do. Good night and God bless and thanks again, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (BVq/X)

381 "I directed...."  God I hate TFG.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (A9na/)

382 who is TFG? 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (7zSvv)

383 I DID IT BITCHES! I crawled into that..... ummmm. Boat. And I karate chopped him..... aaaaand he gave up.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (jucos)

384 @288 "I did have a thought, 2 men cause so much havoc and crazyness, imagine what 4 could do, how about 10 or 20. The cops could not defend the citizens from 2. Arm yourselves, I see this as a harbinger of things to come." Right? That's another thing that really made me skittish. Kind of a prime example of how the biggest tool of terrorism is the terror part. Think about it. Two guys shut down a city of millions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (6rcHp)

385 I think if TFG could reach down and suck his own dick he would do it right now. Posted by: spypeach at April 19, 2013 10:06 PM (6xG9/) That's not fair, most men would. Just sayin.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (l86i3)

386 Drink

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (SzAZ7)

387 The HATE.  IT BURNS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (lVPtV)

388 Passive Potus leads from behind to get credit for picking up the pieces although the whole matter could have been averted if immigration wasn't fleet of Trojan Horses in the first place.

Posted by: derit at April 19, 2013 05:07 PM (I88Jc)

389 Fortunately, I drank sufficiently before the JEF decided to grace us with his wisdom. On second thought, perhaps I underestimated. DRINK!

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (7vimm)

390 How can a young man raised in America become so radical? SCOAMF may have some insight into that....

Posted by: @johntant at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (GLTPR)

391 Yeah, big fuckin mystery as to why they did it.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (S09w5)

392 So, AlQueda is on its heels, huh?

(On its back for the moment, tho)

U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

Glad they got the prick.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (Gmp2Z)

393 Boston bombs: Obama lulled America into false confidence over terror threat upper cut from the telegraph.co.uk.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (XYSwB)

394 Barry: I directed Boston police to look in Watertown. I knew the suspect would be there because I was personally tracking where he'd go. I led the capture of the suspect. I gave the go ahead to surround the boat. I ordered the throwing of the flashbangs. I ordered the police to handcuff him and take him into custody. I'd like to give myself a hand for this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (vumH9)

395 Ambassador Rice will provide the full motive for this unfortunate incident by armed white males.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (jlQR7)

396

He has braced himself with a large bottle of Brawndo, and is ready to face the nation with Steely Resolve.

 

Because that's how our President rolls.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at..... at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (Md8Uo)

397 Obama, we got the Caucasian terrorist. I and My administration spent this last week focused from morning til night on securing americans.

I would wake up  and I would immediately go to my staff and make sure they made this their priority.

I might have slipped out for golf, But truly i wasn't golfing just thinking  more clearly.
 I and Boston Police with FBI caught this Caucasian guy.

say thank you

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (nqBYe)

398 I was gonna count all the "I"s, but I only have one bottle of wine left.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (eGr8Z)

399 I'll be smoking, err, reviewing the evidence found on Tsarnaev.

Preezy Choom

Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (FXfGV)

400 Reading about Obama horning in on this, I said to the room, "What if Obama gave a press conference and nobody came?" Mrs & daughter each answered, "I'm doing my part." Me, too.

Posted by: a mindful webworker after 1000s of comments 8-E at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (U13jb)

401 "Whatever hateful agenda..."  ISLAM, YOU STUPID FUCK.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (lVPtV)

402

barky: why did young men who grew up and were educated in this country resort to violence?

ASK BILL AYERS

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (jDjlM)

403

"ok...you were right....for once".

Savor that sentence forever because you'll never hear it again.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 19, 2013 05:08 PM (yfeAd)

404 "after shutting down an entire city for a full day, the break came when I actually deigned to let people out of their homes and some guy noticed something odd about his property ... wait what?"

Posted by: shit TFG will never say at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (lFk6F)

405 Hey, Icedog, if you're still around I hope you're taking shot everytime TFG says "I". That should have you on the floor in no time.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (A9na/)

406 Me. Me. Me. I. I. I.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Freeshit at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (vbh31)

407 "Textbook operations" don't don't have shootouts, dead cops, getaways, carjackings, pipe bombs, massive manhunts and huge cities shut down. Clusterfucks however, do.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (JVbvk)

408 unity and diversity....yeah that worked soooooo well for the innocent people at the marathon and living with the terrorist assholes in Cambridge.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (KCvsd)

409 Hateful agenda? Oh, he means Islam.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (SzAZ7)

410 Here.   This should cure the ills of TFG yammering on.


http://youtu.be/rVvHmDjv2LA

(somewhat NSFW)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (Gk3SS)

411 I always direct the federal agencies to do the things they're supposed to do.

Never the crazy/bad/illegal things. They always do them on their own!

Posted by: SCOAMT at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (5JFKE)

412 It is not a tragedy, it is an atrocity.

Posted by: @johntant at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (GLTPR)

413 Nevermind  my  last  post.  I've  had  a  few  beers.

Posted by: McCracken...Ernie McCracken at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (ZETiK)

414 342 I was at the pirate game last weekend and those same ducks were trying to land on the field the whole game. It was awespme to finally see them land!

Posted by: loneduck at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (/68+v)

415 As a former resident of Hawaii, a boat seemed the choice for a hidey hole. I directed Mueller to keep an eye out for water craft in water town.

Posted by: pat at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (jlQR7)

416 "Jump to conclusions..."

*throwing back entire bottle of wine and praying for alcohol poisoning*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (lVPtV)

417 no rush to judgement? or judgement of groups of people?

Seriously, what the fuck?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (KCvsd)

418 TFG, suck my dick.


Come on, we we're all thinking it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (4cRnj)

419

JEF is reading off a prepared speach written for him by Valerie. He had to be jerked out of bed for this. He doesn't believe a fucking word he is saying.

Posted by: Ronster at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (4PYOi)

420 Thanks for listening to The Sun King, so that I don't have to. But I already know what he is saying. (He's kind of a dick.)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (6rcHp)

421 Oh, and we got a tiny amount of snow today in Michigan. Maybe TFG can use the presser to explain to those of us in the frozen north why we aren't getting all that global warming that we've been promised for so long.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 19, 2013 05:09 PM (9H+iJ)

422 Obama is an idiot. "Rush to judgment" "People of every faith"

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (opS9C)

423 Oh, and Odumbass is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable fraud.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (Gmp2Z)

424 I've put the "ism" back in narcissism.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Freeshit at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (vbh31)

425 Oh, so NOW we don't jump to conclusions since the kid is a muzzie.

Posted by: @johntant at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (GLTPR)

426 I was gonna count all the "I"s, but I only have one bottle of wine left. *passes a full bottle of J. Lohr Paso Robles Cabernet Sauvignon through the Internet . . .

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (7vimm)

427 I can't imagine finding that terrorist in my back yard.

That would be bad.  Once the fire ants got a taste of yankee meat...ugh don't even want to think about it.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (kxSZr)

428 If he was a Chechen nationalist, he would have bombed the Russian embassy.

Bombing an American civilian event is an act against America. You do that because you hate Americans. And that doesn't happen because you're pissed at Russians; that happens when you got a problem with the West. That happens when you're in a cult that has a problem with the West.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (QTHTd)

429 I've been briefed. I directed the full resources of the federal government. BINGO!!!!!! "our communities" "our country" I've instructed the FBI, DHS, to use all resources... We will determine. We will investigate. We will do whatever we have to do. Here comes the lecture. THAT AMERICAN SPIRIT... STAY TRUE TO THE NATURE. THERE IS A TEMPTATION TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS... That's why we take care not to rush to judgements about motivations and groups of people. Every faith. THANKS FOR THE NONSTOP LECTURE, dumbass.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (OJ/tZ)

430 Obama going through the motions, also lecturing us. Perfect.

Posted by: Chris at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (Ta7hi)

431 TFG = That F'n Guy

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (FIDMq)

432 President Blather.

Posted by: USS CONSTITUTION at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (KqwSL)

433 Can't remember the last time I listened to TFG for more than one phrase. Don't watch the MFM and I have reflex action on the radio volume knob.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (VMcEw)

434 welcome america-haters of the world!

Posted by: derit at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (I88Jc)

435 More emotion in his gun bill defeat speech than tonight.
Ugh, doing the "we welcome people from all around the world" crap. Not the time to dust off the welcome mat, Barry

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (KqmXZ)

436 Obama covers the part here nobody will ever find out the reasons for this terroristic bombing by wrapping it in a cloak of a permanent investigation.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (e8kgV)

437 Obama, Let me be clear, He was a Caucasian Republican voter.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (nqBYe)

438 the bastard couldn't remember the names and had to read from his notes! THE DAY AFTER THE MEMORIAL SERVICE! what an ass!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (KCvsd)

439 Freeze moslem immigration now.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (S09w5)

440 I am so glad I'm not watching TFG

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (JMmQ9)

441 Way to let those names come tripping off the top of your head, you fucking phony.

Posted by: @johntant at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (GLTPR)

442 What an unemotional, cold POS he is. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:10 PM (lVPtV)

443 He sounds as bored as he's making me

I've heard more poignant mathematics lectures

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (mCvL4)

444 "We have no idea why he did it" = quick, find a youtube video!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (Lq5WC)

445 Obama is much easier to listen to with the mute on.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (7vimm)

446 Man this pisses me off. All his ilk DID this week was rush to judgment about whole groups of people.

Posted by: BSR at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (H0Rot)

447 Clueless, self-aggrandizing dope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (aDwsi)

448 credit for mentioning Texas at least.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (S09w5)

449 But let's forget about 4 Americans killed at benghazi

Posted by: Traskie at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (JJ9EC)

450 President blowbama: "can't rush to judgment about large groups of people."

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (NQq8e)

451 410 Here. This should cure the ills of TFG yammering on. http://youtu.be/rVvHmDjv2LA (somewhat NSFW) Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS) OH FFS! One of the sidebar clips on that page was for a vaginal examination of enlarged labia. I'm going to take my shot now. Be back in a few.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (GEICT)

452 NOW he mentions West, TX?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (piMMO)

453  <whisper>
He means "Don't say Muslim."
</whisper>

Posted by: Captain Comic at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (7hup7)

454 takes no questions

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (KCvsd)

455 God, I hate Obama.... he pretty much said FU to the Internet people who did a better job on this than the MFM, the FBI, et al.....


Posted by: Cynthia at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (lhhNH)

456 Mentions TX.  "I've talked with Gov. Perry..."  and he told me to fuck off.

I might have added that last part.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (lVPtV)

457 TFG caught the bomber by himself?

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (Wl/Ht)

458 I'm telling you the dude's bad luck. What's next?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (4cRnj)

459 On top of everything that happened this shitfuck week, my sore throat yesterday morning has progressed into a full blown cold. I'm not sure I'll survive it. I'm on my third drink and still feel like crap. Goodbye, cruel world. Tell my nonexistent wife I love her, but it's all her fault. /selfpity

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM (X9Mnx)

460 God, he has the most emotionless voice ever. That sing-song speech pattern and the FUCKING WHISTLING. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:06 PM (lVPtV) not listening, but I would have put money on him not even showing the least bit of anger, like he did with the failed gun bill

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (XYSwB)

461 No rush to judgement. I'm sure these fucks were upset over the raising price of mayonnaise, you fucking expressive-wristed pinhead. Who THE FUCK voted for this walking talking sack of dogshit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (lFk6F)

462

now talking about west Texas. Bet he doesn't know that it's West, Texas

 

oh, no questions

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (jDjlM)

463 Ugh, tuned in at diversity part of his speech. Jesus. Nice touch with the Texas thing, though. Felt bad the West, Texas disaster was getting overshadowed given the scale of the damage.

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (6Tcdo)

464 So, one douchbag on the TV is replaced by another (Shep).

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (uRumV)

465 Greta will have the boat owner

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (RIg+t)

466 Boy, he is really pissed off and showing emotion. Not. Fuck. TFG.

Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (96M6e)

467 CNN following Obama's dick sucking with a Hollywood Squares type panel

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (XQzGn)

468 And Barky says "I" only 8 times.

Posted by: weird flunky at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (tlhtD)

469 Waiting for the media to start calling them white Muslims.

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (zTt71)

470 Hmmm. Where was the lecture at the media about TEA Partiers, Hitler's birthday, rightwing anti-tax groups. etc. etc. etc. etc. You are simply the worst person that ever held this office. As President, I'm confident... blah blah blah. Lecturing . Oh God, One Nation Under God... Nice delivery... Said it with resentment.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (OJ/tZ)

471 Our sacred beloved land of immigrants, the melting pot, has morphed to pressure cookers filled with shrapnel & blasting caps. And we with open arms & borders welcome huddled masses yearning to blow us up. While we’re armed with equivocation and tolerance, earning bloody limbs and broken lives of our children littering streets.

Posted by: FURPC at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (0ImZM)

472 Who gives a shit why they did it? Since when to we have to understand mass murderers and terrorists?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (KqmXZ)

473 421 Oh, and we got a tiny amount of snow today in Michigan. Maybe TFG can use the presser to explain to those of us in the frozen north why we aren't getting all that global warming that we've been promised for so long.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 19, 2013 10:09 PM (9H+iJ)


Where you at?  Wasn't the wind/brief whitouts fun today...looked out the window and was like..W T F?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (FIDMq)

474 well somehow all of this will be spun in Obama's favor.
I stopped watching TV coverage here (about 9:00) when some colour commentator dick on Canadian TV gave Obama credit for the negotiated, bloodless takedown because the JEF had been talking about capturing them/him and bringing them/him to justice in his photo-op speech yesterday.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (mGBy8)

475 have the police done their post arrest presser yet? 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (7zSvv)

476 *passes a full bottle of J. Lohr Paso Robles Cabernet Sauvignon through the Internet . . . Oops, it was a Seven Oaks Cab, not a Paso Robles. Sorry. Enjoy!

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (7vimm)

477 JEF needs a vacation now, he worked so hard to get this fucker.

Posted by: Bildo (Award Winning Crash Test Assoc. at VETSA) at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (eToum)

478 ....damn damn damn damn shit damn crap damn why why why why cant the white bitter clingers EVER do this ......

Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (IrLKP)

479 Police state for 5 days in a major US city. Let's pat ourselves on the back.

Posted by: USS CONSTITUTION at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (KqwSL)

480 450 President blowbama: "can't rush to judgment about large groups of people."

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 10:11 PM (NQq8e)

...except for those Guns-Rights groups.  Liars, every last one of 'em.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 19, 2013 05:12 PM (6iSNg)

481 Has Barry learned what it is to become an American yet? 

He's a late bloomer.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (gyDll)

482 Rudy Giuliani, Fran Townsend, Jerrfey Toobin,

and Paul Lynde as the center square!

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (XQzGn)

483 Chris Matthews:... (Guido at April 19, 2013 10:07 PM) Is this an exact quote, or a joke? It's hard to tell anymore.

Posted by: a mindful webworker after 1000s of comments 8-E at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (U13jb)

484 Dyversity is good and pleas edo not blame the Muslims or lack of Immigration control forvany of this SHIT... Your Bammy

Posted by: clemenza at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (p1ynR)

485 Let me remind you again that I'm President. I am. Just in case you forget. Or try to drink it away. You can't. I'm still here. As President. Of the United States.

That's just what I do. Pesidentin. Because I am. The Pesident.

Posted by: SCOAMT at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (5JFKE)

486

Wow, can this guy ever give brief remarks?

 

"I congratulate the Boston Police Department, the Massachutes State Police, and all local, state and federal agencies which worked together in this time of crisis.  I ask that the American people keep all those injured in the attacks in Boston and the subsequent pursuit in their prayers, as Michelle and I will.  These attacks will not go unanswered, the perpetrators will not go unpunished.  Thank you, and good night."

 

That's it.  That's all you have to say.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (lr3d7)

487 He even mentioned "diversity" in the speech. What a Dbag. really?

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (NQq8e)

488 OH FFS! One of the sidebar clips on that page was for a vaginal examination of enlarged labia.

I'm going to take my shot now. Be back in a few. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)



It's possible that I'm laughing at you.   A lot. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (Gk3SS)

489 Put the fucking boat on e-Bay.  Now.  Get some money out of it while you can.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)

490 Edmonton 3, Colorado 1

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:13 PM (8sCoq)

491 President blowbama: "can't rush to judgment about large groups of people."

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 10:11 PM (NQq8e)




So the police acted stupidly. If I had a son he'd look like Trayvon. But for this we can't rush to judgement.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (vumH9)

492 ban high capacity pressure cookers.

Seriously, my grandmother has one that holds like two gallons. Who the fuck needs two gallons?
Back in the day when people canned tomatoes and stuff, that may have made sense, but in this day and age no one except professional cooks need that much capacity.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (zZJJp)

493 Gotta practice my 'shocked' face for when Covington & Burling represent the piece of shit.

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (Wl/Ht)

494 3 musketeers in 3d far from unoptimal.... Steampunk FTW baby

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (LRFds)

495 I'm not sure I'll survive it. I'm on my third drink and still feel like crap. Goodbye, cruel world. Tell my nonexistent wife I love her, but it's all her fault. /selfpity Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 10:11 PM (X9Mnx) Oh shit. Now I feel bad for ya and can't say I toldya so. I'll wait till you feel better. My crazy ass dad always said the cure is a a bottle of booze, an electric blanket and a fat woman. Go to bed with these items for 2 days. You will be cured or dead.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (l86i3)

496 Clinton would take credit for anything he could, too. But he wasn't this bad. It's the truly unaccomplished that do this kind of thing.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (MMC8r)

497 If a comment gets buried in 30 seconds by 300 other comments, was it ever a comment?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (4Mv1T)

498 Well, that was utterly predictable. JEF says we need to be tolerant and not start asking tasteless questions about "motivations."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (celt+)

499 Ace, you must be exhausted, you've been going all day and night. Thank you. I almost did an impression of Mumbles and was going to write "thank woo". Carol

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (z4WKX)

500 Hey, that was his Immigration Bill defeat concession speech.  I actually liked it.

Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (FXfGV)

501 Has Barry learned what it is to become an American yet?

He's a late bloomer.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2013 10:13 PM (gyDll)



But an early and often choomer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (vumH9)

502 I was just thinking. How cosmic poetic it would have been if little jihadi has kicked in someone's door and gotten shot in the chest by an NRA homeowner with an AR-15? Just gave me a little smile. Washed out of my head the drone of the well dressed Marxist that was just droning on and on.

Posted by: rightwingva at April 19, 2013 05:14 PM (OJ/tZ)

503

didn't "presidential historian" Michael Beschloss tell us that Barky might be the most intelligent president ever?

 

And can't he speak for a few minutes without a prepared talk?

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 05:15 PM (jDjlM)

504 To those without the stomach for cocksucker, his pace sped up *considerably* when he got to the words, "and the people who helped them". It almost sounded like one word. Very odd. Almost like he didn't want to say it. He's so weird. So weird and fucking predictable.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 05:15 PM (Lq5WC)

505 "Must not rush to judgement"  The police acted stupidly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:15 PM (lVPtV)

506 If a comment gets buried in 30 seconds by 300 other comments, was it ever a comment? Only if someone responded to it.

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 05:15 PM (7vimm)

507 He's still nattering away, isn't he?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

508 is TFG off the screen yet?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

509 Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 19, 2013 10:14 PM (zZJJp) At some point, you've got a big enough pressure cooker, just like at some point, you've made enough money.

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 05:16 PM (6Tcdo)

510 They got him alive? Awesome! We have a professorship with full tenure waiting for him when he gets out. Every one of our law professors is lining up to defend him pro-Bono.

Posted by: Harvard University at April 19, 2013 05:16 PM (JVbvk)

511 477 ....damn damn damn damn shit damn crap damn why why why why cant the white bitter clingers EVER do this ......

Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at April 19, 2013 10:12 PM (IrLKP)

---------

 

the bastards are behind his somehow!

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2013 05:16 PM (NQq8e)

512 Is Ebola moving on to his favorite cake recipes and fruity cocktails?

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2013 05:16 PM (cQ4xo)

513 Notice how POTUS' voice trailed off as he read the Pledge of Allegiance?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:16 PM (piMMO)

514 They got him alive? Awesome! We have a professorship with full tenure waiting for him when he gets out. Every one of our law professors is lining up to defend him pro-Bono. Thanks all the same, but I want nothing to do with that POS.

Posted by: Bono at April 19, 2013 05:16 PM (7vimm)

515 Wife and son watching TFG at home. She tells me when TFG came on son went "Oh no, not again!". When it was over he booed. My son is 6. He's being raised right!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (dvRYt)

516 507 is TFG off the screen yet?


---


Yes.  They're talking to a family member of the boat owner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (lVPtV)

517 You know, Obama isn't my President, and he doesn't want to be.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (MMC8r)

518 No one needs an AR-15 with a free float quad rail

<looks lovingly at AR-15 in corner>

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (kxSZr)

519 He always looks like "I don't believe a word of this shit I'm saying" when he has to deliver one of these pro-US messages.

Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (ZWaLo)

520 they like diversity as long as all the diverse  agrees with them.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (nqBYe)

521 President blowbama: "can't rush to judgment about large groups of people." The gall it takes to say this after Wednesday's snit. Well, gall, if TFG weren't actually a sociopath.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (lFk6F)

522

"Seriously, my grandmother has one that holds like two gallons. Who the fuck needs two gallons?"

 

You  don't  need  a  two  gallon  pressure  cooker  to  cook  a  deeeeeeeee-yeeer!

Posted by: Governor Cuomo at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (ZETiK)

523 Was watching FOX as they were announcing the capture earlier, then switched to CNN to see three dumbshits standing around wondering why the mood changed with the cops. They should have been watching FOX.

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (GP72N)

524 .... assault pressure cookers.... capacity limits of 2 qts from the BATFE in 5...4...3.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2013 05:17 PM (IrLKP)

525 233 Naw, the reports so far only say that he went overseas. We have no idea what he did during that time.

Posted by: BornLib at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (zpNwC)

526 Has the boat cover talked yet?

Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (dKV5k)

527

Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 10:11 PM

 

But what about your imaginary kids?

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (yfeAd)

528 They should have Dr. Gosnell operate on this guy.  It'd be epic.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (OevbG)

529 If a troll shits in a thread and no one reads it, does it exist?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (mGBy8)

530 Thanks all the same, but I want nothing to do with that POS.

Posted by: Bono at April 19, 2013 10:16 PM (7vimm)

Obviously the real Bono's account was hacked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (/WLC3)

531 He's still nattering away, isn't he?

What a fuckin' nabob.

Posted by: Zombie Spiro T. Agnew at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (vbh31)

532 whew... thanks Jane. I just did not want to see that jibbering nitwit's face tonight.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (8sCoq)

533 Hey, sidebar video dump!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (lFk6F)

534 Has the boat cover talked yet? Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 10:18 PM (dKV5k) Shep tried to interview it but there was frustration.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 05:18 PM (l86i3)

535 So the boat owner sees the tarp strap cut, and bloody, looks under the tarp and sees a bloody guy.

I would have peed myself. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (lVPtV)

536 For some reason I fee there will be a turned over car and several random acts of vandalism in the celebration to follow tonight.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (CdeLs)

537 Shep tried to interview it but there was frustration.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 10:18 PM (l86i3)


Well, it did take a lot of hits.

Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (dKV5k)

538

The "Rush to Judgement"  is like the "Rush to War" against Iraq, that was 12 years in the making.

 

This is 34 years in the making, since Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini founded the Islamic Republic of Iran and exhorted his people to fight "The Great Satan".

 

This didn't start yesterday, last year, or on September 11, 2001.  We elect a guy with the middle name  "Hussein", whose  Daddy was a Kenyan socialist, poligamist and practicing Muslim, whose step-Dad was from the largest  Muslim country in the world, and what do we think is happening?

 

I mourn for the stupid people in this country who won't understand and refuse to understand what is happening to them.  Like the dumb chick in the Austin Mini-Cooper in front of me at the drive through today that had to different kinds of "Co-Exist" stickers on her car. 

 She's sending a message:  "I am stupid"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at..... at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (Md8Uo)

539 It's possible that I'm laughing at you. A lot. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 19, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS) Beautiful and terrible Queen. On another note, that burned a little bit. Tequila #1...down the hatch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (GEICT)

540 ...If a troll shits in a thread and no one reads it, does it exist?
Posted by: andycanuck


If I can't smell it.... Nah.

It ain't there far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (4Mv1T)

541 have the police done their post arrest presser yet? Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 10:12 PM (7zSvv) -------------------------------------------------- Gaze............

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (jucos)

542 "One nation, under God" . . . yo Barky, the bombers actually believed in God. God told them to do it.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (QTHTd)

543 Notice how POTUS' voice trailed off as he read the Pledge of Allegiance?
Something that didn't happen when he quoted/sang the call to prayer.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 05:19 PM (mGBy8)

544 what's up with this? Beck https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=115255978673955

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (avEon)

545 *I* directed resources to Boston, but *we* still have work to do.

Posted by: Obama, Who Speaks of "I' as far as accomplished tasks but "we" as far as unaccomplished ones at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (LCRYB)

546 brb rushing to judgement

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (XQzGn)

547

I'm off for 2 glorious weeks of vacation, totally incommunicado. Whiskey, scotch, guiness, cigars and good food. Good time to disconnect, take care one and all.

Posted by: Big Wheel at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (MVzEb)

548 The President's High-Value Detainee Interrogation Group is standing by to question the suspect: a man selling ice cream, a Presbyterian clergy-person, 3 lawyers, a "gun safety expert", and an NFL Player's Union representative.

Posted by: Thorvald at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (1V6Pv)

549 Jeez, I hope the victims and their families will not allow themselves to be used by that man.

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (M/TDA)

550 525 Has the boat cover talked yet? Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 10:18 PM (dKV5k) EMTs are patching it up right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

551 534 So the boat owner sees the tarp strap cut, and bloody, looks under the tarp and sees a bloody guy.

I would have peed myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:19 PM (lVPtV)


I would've shot the guy, cut off his head, delivered it to the cops on the street and said get off my lawn.

Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (dKV5k)

552 CBS Radio was the only news we could find in the car and before the Obama press conference the reporter said the President would likely make a brief statement because he's "Not one for long speeches."

I lol'd and almost crashed the car.

Posted by: Nate in NOLA at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (UT3d6)

553 I wish to thank Jane D'Oh for her commentary on the JEF, which I told Mrs H to turn off the fucking television when that asswipe arrived, because it's exactly how I would've reacted minus the severe blood pressure spike.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (TBgZd)

554 I'm off for 2 glorious weeks of vacation, totally incommunicado. Whiskey, scotch, guiness, cigarsand good food. Good time to disconnect, take care one and all. Posted by: Big Wheel at April 19, 2013 10:20 PM (MVzEb) Be safe.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet , still waiting for Godot at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (l86i3)

555 i'm surprised this kid didn't shoot the boat owner, if he engaged the police later.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (7zSvv)

556 Why, Fox, why? Why is it always Shep and his weepy, soulful alpaca eyes? he's an icky weirdo. AN ICKY WEIRDO!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (6rcHp)

557 534 So the boat owner sees the tarp strap cut, and bloody, looks under the tarp and sees a bloody guy. I would have peed myself. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:19 PM (lVPtV) CNN said the boat was "shrink wrapped for the winter"....that's a bunch o shrink wrap.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2013 05:20 PM (H9MGI)

558 Was watching FOX as they were announcing the capture earlier, then switched to CNN to see three dumbshits standing around wondering why the mood changed with the cops. They should have been watching FOX. *** for the first and only time, I am going to defend CNN. They were covering the Boston and West, TX stories when FNC was running repeats of BOR and Hannity this week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:21 PM (piMMO)

559 How do we know POTUS wasn't pulling a Milli Vanilli with the Pledge?

Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 05:21 PM (dKV5k)

560 I've heard more poignant mathematics lectures If Obama taught sex ed, it'd cut teen pregnancy by ninety percent. "The uh...man...uh, put's his Peee-nus, in, uh, the uh, woman's, uh, Fah-china, and uh..."

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:21 PM (eyJh9)

561 >>>On another note, that burned a little bit. Tequila #1...down the hatch.

Cochran. Buy better tequila. I've been drinking straight scotch on ice since around November 7th. It'll do you good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 05:21 PM (4Mv1T)

562 I don't know how the cops or the FBI would have caught the terrorists if not for Obama's steely indifference.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 05:22 PM (LCRYB)

563 I would've shot the guy, cut off his head, delivered it to the cops on the street and said get off my lawn. Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 10:20 PM (dKV5k) And if he had on a suicide vest with a deadman trigger like they thought?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

564

"Major Garrett þ@MajorCBS 1m
DOJ to @CBSNews No miranda warning to 2nd bomb suspect; govt. invoking public safety exemption. DOJ High-value-detainee group on scene"

 

No Miranda Rights for a U.S. citizen? Ok that leaves a foul taste in the mouth but.....was that done on purpose?

 

I cannot imagine what his lawyer is thinking, and I can assure you he will have the best lawyers that the ACLU and other liberal groups can buy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2013 05:22 PM (9MF8B)

565
I had 15 minutes of fame and you people just cast me off just like that.

Posted by: The Boat at April 19, 2013 05:22 PM (mETGQ)

566 At some point, you've got a big enough pressure cooker, just like at some point, you've made enough money. Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 10:16 PM (6Tcdo) At some point you've let enough hostile immigrants in.

Posted by: Just sayin' at April 19, 2013 05:22 PM (WSJo1)

567 And if he had on a suicide vest with a deadman trigger like they thought?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 10:22 PM (GEICT)


Cover and roll?

Posted by: CDR M at April 19, 2013 05:22 PM (dKV5k)

568 notice the difference: LONDON - Terrorist attacks like the one that killed three people at the Boston Marathon should prompt manhunts, not soul searching, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said Wednesday in a thinly veiled jab at his new Liberal rival. "When you see this type of violent act, you do not sit around trying to rationalize it or make excuses for it or figure out its root causes," Harper said before leaving London after attending Margaret Thatcher's funeral. "You condemn it categorically, and to the extent you can deal with the perpetrators, you deal with them as harshly as possible."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (XYSwB)

569 @558. "How do we know POTUS wasn't pulling a Milli Vanilli with the Pledge?" Right? Like me at church.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (6rcHp)

570 Cochran. Buy better tequila. I've been drinking straight scotch on ice since around November 7th. It'll do you good. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 10:21 PM (4Mv1T) It was Patron. Straight scotch? Why not just drink sterno?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

571 Random point --
A lefty I know said he was "ashamed of his country" after reading the nyt op-ed written by bin laden's butt boy.

And this was from a well read, fairly intelligent person. Apparently he never heard that some people say things that are not true when it servers their interests.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (zZJJp)

572 I had 15 minutes of fame and you people just cast me off just like that. Just wait 'til the weather starts getting rough, dude.

Posted by: Bono at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (7vimm)

573
CNN said the boat was "shrink wrapped for the winter"....that's a bunch o shrink wrap.



I've never seen a boat "shrink wrapped" except for transporting brand new boats on trailers.

Me thinks CNN doesn't know shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (lVPtV)

574 488 Put the fucking boat on e-Bay. Now. Get some money out of it while you can.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:13 PM (lVPtV)


---


Pretty sure he'll hear from a boatload of boat manufacturers.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 05:23 PM (BVkEs)

575 Surprised that idiot Joe Biden didn't show up to the press conference dressed in boat captain's attire like Ted Knight wore in "Caddyshack" and say, while flashing his pearly white choppers, "Where's this boat I've been hearin' 'bout?!? Let's take it out for a spin!!!"

Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (LTbLf)

576 That's why we take care not to rush to judgements about motivations and groups of people.

--

Wasn't it just yesterday that he was having a meltdown, saying anyone who voted against the gun control bill was willfully lying liars who hate the childrenz?


Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (F3s39)

577

I hope the put him in a cell with Yoko Ono singing 24/365/ for the next 60yrs.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (yfeAd)

578 What do you guys think of what Beck is saying? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=115255978673955

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (avEon)

579 Are you Canadian, artisanal 'ette?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (mGBy8)

580 "whatever hateful agenda these men MAY have had." "there's a temptation to jump to conclusions" "we take care not to rush to judgement" I think I've died and gone to Hell. What. WHAT!? I keep thinking I can't be shocked.

Posted by: 23eagle at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (18Lbv)

581 564
I had 15 minutes of fame and you people just cast me off just like that.

Posted by: The Boat at April 19, 2013 10:22 PM (mETGQ)


You drift from subject to subject. 

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (FIDMq)

582 Lindsey Graham ‏@GrahamBlog 4m Just put out this statement with @SenJohnMcCain about #Boston suspect and #Miranda warning. https://www.facebook.com/USSenatorLindseyGraham

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:24 PM (piMMO)

583 He looks like he's been Zumba dancing for a while.

Posted by: ccoffer at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (6ojFz)

584 574 Surprised that idiot Joe Biden didn't show up to the press conference dressed in boat captain's attire like Ted Knight wore in "Caddyshack" and say, while flashing his pearly white choppers, "Where's this boat I've been hearin' 'bout?!? Let's take it out for a spin!!!" Posted by: Slappy at April 19, 2013 10:24 PM (LTbLf) Full of bullet holes. That stupid fucker probably would.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (GEICT)

585 577 What do you guys think of what Beck is saying?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=115255978673955

That link is broken dude.

Posted by: Nate in NOLA at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (UT3d6)

586 "Major Garrett þ@MajorCBS 1m DOJ to @CBSNews No miranda warning to 2nd bomb suspect; govt. invoking public safety exemption. DOJ High-value-detainee group on scene" he's damn lucky he became a citizen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (XYSwB)

587 If Obama taught sex ed, it'd cut teen pregnancy by ninety percent.

"The uh...man...uh, put's his Peee-nus, in, uh, the uh, wo other man's, uh, Fah-chinabutt, and uh..."


FIFY.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (OevbG)

588 Was it me or did prezzy seem po'd? He said some of the right things (no telepromoter time to get ready), and even ended it well, but he looked angry.

I was glad he mentioned West, Texas.


Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (baL2B)

589 If Obama taught sex ed, it'd cut teen pregnancy by ninety percent.  "The uh...man...uh, put's his Peee-nus, in, uh, the uh, woman's, uh, Fah-china, and uh..."

I could easily imagine the horrified face he'd make when saying "fah-china", too. And the flop sweats.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (QTHTd)

590 Boat's name:  My Sharia

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (lVPtV)

591 @584: It's curious.  Don't follow any link she posts.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (OevbG)

592 Those are speed holes. They make the boat go faster.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (mGBy8)

593 I've never seen a boat "shrink wrapped" except for transporting brand new boats on trailers.

Me thinks CNN doesn't know shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:23 PM (lVPtV)


They 'shrink wrap' boats around here (NE) all the time....for winter storage.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 19, 2013 05:25 PM (X6akg)

594 deadman trigger

It would be tempting to gamble that your average jihadi dead man trigger is nothing but a normally closed switch.  Cut one wire and proceed.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (kxSZr)

595 Lindsey Graham: Just put out this statement with John McCain about the suspect captured in Boston and whether they should be held as an enemy combatant. “We truly appreciate the hard work and dedication of our law enforcement and intelligence communities. "It is clear the events we have seen over the past few days in Boston were an attempt to kill American citizens and terrorize a major American city. The accused perpetrators of these acts were not common criminals attempting to profit from a criminal enterprise, but terrorist trying to injure, maim, and kill innocent Americans. "Now that the suspect is in custody, the last thing we should want is for him to remain silent. It is absolutely vital the suspect be questioned for intelligence gathering purposes. We need to know about any possible future attacks which could take additional American lives. The least of our worries is a criminal trial which will likely be held years from now. "Under the Law of War we can hold this suspect as a potential enemy combatant not entitled to Miranda warnings or the appointment of counsel. Our goal at this critical juncture should be to gather intelligence and protect our nation from further attacks. "We remain under threat from radical Islam and we hope the Obama Administration will seriously consider the enemy combatant option. “We will stand behind the Administration if they decide to hold this suspect as an enemy combatant.”

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (piMMO)

596 Ok, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEpSggvZFU

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (avEon)

597 I give "Cat Stalks Terrier" two thumbs up, because tiger, and the first two Corgi vids also get the seal of approval.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (lFk6F)

598 not listening, but I would have put money on him not even showing the least bit of anger, like he did with the failed gun bill
--

He's only emotional about things that directly, personally impact HIM.

Posted by: Mayday at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (F3s39)

599 Yeah, that "public safety exception" to the Miranda rights could become a big deal later.  I'm assuming this has yet to be tested in the courts?  Might seriously slow down the prosecution if and when his lawyers challenge that novelty in the criminal justice system.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (UOjzE)

600 575 That's why we take care not to rush to judgements about motivations and groups of people. -- Wasn't it just yesterday that he was having a meltdown, saying anyone who voted against the gun control bill was willfully lying liars who hate the childrenz? There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for that. Here it s "Shut up, you damn conservative."

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (bKA83)

601 "No one needs 10 bullets to kill a boat” Governor Cuomo said. “End the madness now!”

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (opS9C)

602 Crowds are beginning to gather at the finish line of the Boston Marathon pic.twitter.com/jh48hh0u6V

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (8sCoq)

603 I've never seen a boat "shrink wrapped" except for transporting brand new boats on trailers.

Me thinks CNN doesn't know shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:23 PM (lVPtV)


Here in the MI, people do it all the time for wintering.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (FIDMq)

604 Can't believe we spent all this time and effort to go after two Czechoslovakian interior decorators

Posted by: The Q at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (XQzGn)

605 581 Lindsey Graham ‏@GrahamBlog 4m Just put out this statement with @SenJohnMcCain about #Boston suspect and #Miranda warning. https://www.facebook.com/USSenatorLindseyGraham Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 10:24 PM (piMMO) Well. The support of McCain and Graham? That kind of support will surely galvanize the Admin into action.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

606 Can't believe I'm happy for FLIR surv.  When I heard boat I thought FLIR.

Posted by: John Galt at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (QHvp4)

607 Okay, late to the thread but, GREAT WORK, BPD, FBI, whoever else was involved.  This is nothing short of spectacular.  I am proud to be an American tonight, as usually.  {no, I did not listen to the shitbird's opportunistic air-time grab}

Posted by: Peaches at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (8lmkt)

608

585>>> And if WE were damn lucky he would no longer BE a citizen and his body would be fed to wild pigs live on Al Jazeera.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (9MF8B)

609 Why not just drink sterno? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk>>>

Be civilized, man.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

610 "I think Beck's ideas are interesting and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter." (That ought'a handle it for a while . . . )

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (7vimm)

611 Most dangerous place in the world: between a politician and a camera. I'm surprised that Chuck Schumer and Gloria Allred didn't find some excuse to make an appearance. "No miranda warning to 2nd bomb suspect; govt. invoking public safety exemption the need to have an excuse for turning this fuckstick loose later on." Fixed.

Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (3Yygd)

612 What do you guys think of what Beck is saying? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=115255978673955 Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 10:24 PM (avEon) ---------------------------------------------------------- He is a fucking circus clown.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:27 PM (jucos)

613 Pardon my southern ass for never having heard of boats shrink-wrapped for winter.

The boat owner described a tarp and straps.  That's not shrink-wrapped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (lVPtV)

614 Puke, barry ruined my dinner. What an emotionless POS.He could care less and that  constant  droning about diversity and what drove this kid was revolting...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (9+ccr)

615 I think Beck can be bonkers, but this Saudi thing is not passing the smell test.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (avEon)

616 They should have told presidunce to pretend the police apprehended a tax loophole so he could muster up some anger.

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (GP72N)

617

I know he is a jihad scumbag, but can someone please force feed him a sandwich or two? I'd like him healthy enough for his execution.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (RZ8pf)

618 From what I heard of Beck this morning, he's convinced that the Saudi is involved and they're covering it up. I thought that was the 'Monday' deadline.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (MMC8r)

619 Anyone else notice...no mention of the perps having "automatic assault rifles with mega-capacity magabulletclips and shoulder thingys that go up"?  Only mention was handguns and homemade bombs.  No wonder TFG was bummed out.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (WvcBR)

620 so does this mean we can go back to trashing the cheating patriots and that pussyboy brady?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:28 PM (pwy2A)

621 BTW, I've already seen Treacher re-tweet several people who thought they were scoring points on him by saying "These guys are Chechens, so they can't be Muslims".

Apparently Islam *is* a race to the Left.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (OevbG)

622 "He is a fucking circus clown." You rang?

Posted by: Michael Savage at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (8HhF2)

623 He is a fucking circus clown.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 10:27 PM (jucos)


That has always been my feeling, TM, but a lot of people here seem to like him, so I stay out of the fray.

Posted by: Peaches at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (8lmkt)

624

612  Pardon my southern ass

well bless your heart

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (pwy2A)

625
Pretty sure he'll hear from a boatload of boat manufacturers.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 10:23 PM (BVkEs)


Sir I bow to you and your stern stand on boating oar any other subject.

Posted by: The Boat at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (mETGQ)

626 Here's a pic of a shrink wrapped boat.  The wrap is secured with straps.


http://tinyurl.com/d65ykke

Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 19, 2013 05:29 PM (X6akg)

627 grahm mccain rsponse

"Now that the suspect is in custody, the last thing we should want is for him to remain silent. It is absolutely vital the suspect be questioned for intelligence gathering purposes. We need to know about any possible future attacks which could take additional American lives. The least of our worries is a criminal trial which will likely be held years from now.

"Under the Law of War we can hold this suspect as a potential enemy combatant not entitled to Miranda warnings or the appointment of counsel. Our goal at this critical juncture should be to gather intelligence and protect our nation from further attacks.

"We remain under threat from radical Islam and we hope the Obama Administration will seriously consider the enemy combatant option.

“We will stand behind the Administration if they decide to hold this suspect as an enemy combatant.”

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (nqBYe)

628 I never laughed so hard as I did when I watched that clip of Beck  giving CPR to the American flag that he called lady liberty.    it's almost like he's serving up stuff on purpose for Jon Stewart. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (7zSvv)

629 Gun owners: all guilty, all are known to shoot in theaters. Gun Control needed.
Radical Islamic Terrorists: do not jump to judgement. Mystery behind actions.


Gun control: do rush to judgement. No one but police should have guns.
Terrorists 9/11/01 and 4/15/13: do not rush to judgement. Diversity.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (baL2B)

630 i'm sure the Harbi guy knows some terrorists on his websites

i'm just not sure he had anything to do with *this* guy

an Arab would be involved in Arab / yemeni plots. Chechens are more *international* mujahidun

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (QTHTd)

631 Glenn Beck ‏@glennbeck 4m We love you Boston! Praise God. How about praising God by reading an American, despicable as he is, HIS RIGHTS!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (piMMO)

632 I think Beck is in a different league than Alex Jones. For sure, the Saudi thing is not what it seems to be.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (avEon)

633 They 'shrink wrap' boats around here (NE) all the time....for winter storage. And they dismantle all the docks before winter hits. They stack them up in pieces on shore, until the spring thaw, then reassemble. Seeing boats covered in shrink wrap white plastic is normal in the NE.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (eyJh9)

634 does this mean we can go back to trashing the cheating patriots and that pussyboy brady?

That's not the hill to die on, cowgirls first.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (kxSZr)

635 Obama is a little pissed off about the whole thing happening so quick because the Sandy Hook victims were halfway enroute to the white house for his presser.

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (GP72N)

636 >so does this mean we can go back to trashing the cheating patriots and that pussyboy brady? sure, that's Foxboro

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (8sCoq)

637 so lets see if we can anticipate the most fucked up conspiracy theories which will come out of this..

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (zZJJp)

638 Ace, if you're still out there, what's the record on comments in a 24 hour period? Any idea?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

639 I had an uncle-in-law that was very fond of bragging about things, mostly material things, including how he would shrink wrap his prized boat in the offseason.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (Lq5WC)

640 He is a fucking circus clown. That wants you to buy gold.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (eyJh9)

641 Today it was unprecedented to completely shut down all public transportation in the state. During the almost Blizzard of the Century back in February, Deval Patrick banned us from driving anywhere. Today they shut down mass transit, the City of Boston, Cambridge, Waltham, Watertown and others and actually told people that they had to stay in their houses. WTF? I

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (z4WKX)

642 Beck is a showman, but he has something big, and it seems legitimate. One thing about his MO is that he takes great pains to back up what he is saying with redundant sources and a solid paper trail.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (6rcHp)

643 Thanks for puttin' me some knowledge, Tami. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (lVPtV)

644 does this mean we can go back to trashing the cheating patriots and that pussyboy brady?

It was ever *not* that time?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (OevbG)

645 I

Posted by: Obama word cloud at April 19, 2013 05:31 PM (jKWYf)

646 We love you Boston! Praise God. How about praising God by reading an American, despicable as he is, HIS RIGHTS! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 10:30 PM (piMMO) I think folks have mentioned a public safety exception.

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (cQ4xo)

647 >>>eah, that "public safety exception" to the Miranda rights could become a big deal later. I'm assuming this has yet to be tested in the courts? Might seriously slow down the prosecution if and when his lawyers challenge that novelty in the criminal justice system. Remember what the penalty is for not mirandizing someone is: You can't use any subsequent confession they offer against them at court. In this case, this means nothing. He's guilty. He was spotted at the scene. he confessed his guilt to a carjack victim. There is no need to worry about his confession. We don't need it. A judge could suppress all the do-dah day.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (LCRYB)

648 630 very rawnpaulish

Posted by: JDP at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (8HhF2)

649 That sorority chick shld interrogate this dbag!

Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (UsR5V)

650 "an Arab would be involved in Arab / yemeni plots. Chechens are more *international* mujahidun" By that logic, an Iranian would never be interested in Israel. Not to mention, the fort dix terror attack attempt was not by Arabs. It was by European Muslims.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (avEon)

651 I never laughed so hard as I did when I watched that clip of Beck giving CPR to the American flag that he called lady liberty. it's almost like he's serving up stuff on purpose for Jon Stewart. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 10:30 PM (7zSvv) ------------------------------------------------------ Gaze...............

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (jucos)

652 wait -- what is Beck doing?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (ZPrif)

653 I've never seen a boat "shrink wrapped" except for transporting brand new boats on trailers. --- I've never seen one NOT shrink wrapped for the winter around here.

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (GP72N)

654 Ah the glory days of Obama soaring 2008 rhetoric are long gone. Now it's just tedious platitudes that nobody pays attention to except for MSNBC and their 10 viewers. TFG just mailing it in so he can get back to Reggie's loving arms.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (Puqto)

655 Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 10:20 PM (avEon)

Beck is positively adamant about the Saudi who was a "person of interest" being the ringleader of all of this, and claims to have proof that the Saudi is to be spirited out of the country on charges of "terrorist activities" and "related to the Boston bombing" and such like. He's giving the administration until Monday to fess up or he's gonna name names. Supposedly, the Saudi guy is a member of a "prominent family" and Oblowme had an unscheduled meeting with a Saudi official earlier this week.
Beck can be a bit, er, dramatic at times. We shall see, I suppose.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (eGr8Z)

656 sigh

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2013 05:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

657 BTW, I've already seen Treacher re-tweet several people who thought they were scoring points on him by saying "These guys are Chechens, so they can't be Muslims". /facepalm So it's true. History for a liberal begins when they wake up that morning.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (X9Mnx)

658 Learning to love myself...is the greatest love of all.

Posted by: Prez'nit O'Rambo at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (vbh31)

659 276 The President has been briefed all along.
Photos from the situation room to follow.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 09:58 PM (eGr8Z)


Condi Rice showed up early to show him where Russia and Chechnya are and Putin and Obama had a little chat.

Posted by: gracepmc at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (rznx3)

660 BTW, I've already seen Treacher re-tweet several people who thought they were scoring points on him by saying "These guys are Chechens, so they can't be Muslims".

Apparently Islam *is* a race to the Left.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 10:29 PM (OevbG)



They never tire of pointing out that they're the smart ones.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (TBgZd)

661 Why not just drink sterno? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk>>> Be civilized, man. Wait a minute...lets not be hasty. Neat, or on the rocks?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (eyJh9)

662 He is a fucking circus clown. Better than a fucking monkey.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (MMC8r)

663 as to anything he says leading to evidence against OTHER people: Not a problem. The exclusionary rule of evidence is personal-- you can have evidence against you excluded if your rights were violated. A 3rd party cannot say "His rights were violated, any evidence his admissions led to against ME should be excluded." Nope, only applies to you yourself, the one who had his rights abridged.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (LCRYB)

664 so lets see if we can anticipate the most fucked up conspiracy theories which will come out of this.. Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 19, 2013 10:30 PM (zZJJp) --- I just saw about 4 in a row on a FB post.

Posted by: Whatev at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (GP72N)

665 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEpSggvZFU Beck's video re: fess up before Monday about boston bombing.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:33 PM (avEon)

666 Okay, Yankees.  I have now been informed about shrink-wrapping boats up nawth.

Bless your hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (lVPtV)

667 'm seriously annoyed by the police self congratulation. Tamerlin was the subject of a foreign intelligence inquiry in 2009, had posted Islamist videos to the net, had a violent criminal record, and lived 3 miles from the bombing. They had his fricking picture. And 3 days later, they hadn't interviewed him? They got these guys because they held up a convenience store and shot a rentacop. If they'd kept their head down and driven to Canada, they'd have been long gone and hard to find. And especially if you include the idiotic leaks, the police work was a piece of shit.

Posted by: Gerard Harbison at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (USMJ0)

668 @478
police state --- exactly, and the FBI and every cop in Boston was admitting a) they couldn't find these guys with everyone, you know, doing what they normally do and b) they couldn't protect you from 2 twenty year old college students who were building pipe bombs in their mom's basement

Posted by: matt foley at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (ES9kw)

669 654 we shall see nothing and then it'll be all "was just aksin' questions bro"

Posted by: JDP at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (8HhF2)

670

beck is investigating acts of terror on his own now? 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (7zSvv)

671 "Now that the suspect is in custody, the last thing we should want is for him to remain silent. It is absolutely vital the suspect be questioned for intelligence gathering purposes. We need to know about any possible future attacks which could take additional American lives. The least of our worries is a criminal trial which will likely be held years from now.

("Under the Law of War we can hold this suspect as a potential enemy combatant not entitled to Miranda warnings or the appointment of counsel.)--------------------------

 ME;" could this be done at Their  personal decison making   or just those we are secure in the knowledge they Committed terrorist acts?"
----------------------------------------------------------------

 

Our goal at this critical juncture should be to gather intelligence and protect our nation from further attacks.

"We remain under threat from radical Islam and we hope the Obama Administration will seriously consider the enemy combatant option.

“We will stand behind the Administration if they decide to hold this suspect as an enemy combatant.”

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

672 Glenn Beck is Elmer Gantry. He laughs all the way to the bank though.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (jucos)

673 History for a liberal begins when they wake up that morning. ------------ Then it changes in the afternoon.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 05:34 PM (Lq5WC)

674 wait -- what is Beck doing? *** for one thing, screaming that we should Mirandize the American citizen, no matter how despicable he may be.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:35 PM (piMMO)

675 I wonder at what point someone asks the federal government HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU FAIL SO BADLY AS TO ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN? But then, that would be, you know...

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:35 PM (avEon)

676 ont up

Posted by: The Boat at April 19, 2013 05:35 PM (mETGQ)

677

646  agreed

they wisely had us attorneys on scene (its standard practice in most cases now) and i'm sure she knows what is at stake

this kid will break fast

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:35 PM (pwy2A)

678 so does this mean we can go back to trashing the cheating patriots and that pussyboy brady?

circle back when Chi-town does something worth watching, okay?  meanwhile, gfy. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 19, 2013 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

679 "669 beck is investigating acts of terror on his own now?" After Benghazi, could we have worse?

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:35 PM (avEon)

680 beck is investigating acts of terror on his own now? Beck's latest project is TheBlazeTV, a full news channel.

Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (MMC8r)

681 Beck can be a bit, er, dramatic at times. We shall see, I suppose. Posted by: anti socialist at April 19, 2013 10:32 PM (eGr8Z) Is Beck going to tell all on his radio show Monday? Or will it be his online network?

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (z4WKX)

682 642 Thanks for puttin' me some knowledge, Tami.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 10:31 PM (lVPtV)



Well, you were correct.....CNN IS full of shit!

Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (X6akg)

683 Anyone made the CAIR lawyer joke yet?

Posted by: John Galt at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (QHvp4)

684 Beck seems to deliver the news like he's trying for a Soap Opera role.  My guess is INS/DHS makes some announcement about the Saudi this weekend that it's nothing serious (Nothing to see here) and then we'll see what Beck's got.

Posted by: Nate in NOLA at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (UT3d6)

685 did not watch the all important adress to the nation, but barack didn't say by chance that if he had a son he would have looked like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, did he?

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (WR5xI)

686 Ok, is there a way to avoid having to refresh this page then scrolling all the way to the bottom to see new comments?

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (avEon)

687 I think the questions about Benghazi were obvious to all. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:36 PM (7zSvv)

688 >so lets see if we can anticipate the most fucked up conspiracy theories which will come out of this.. Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 19, 2013 10:30 PM (zZJJp) Unrelated, but I learned last night surfing the web (and they can't out anything on the internet that isn't true) that a MISSILE blew up the fertilizer plant in West, TX no seriously, there are people that think this is what happened

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (8sCoq)

689 giving the administration until Monday to fess up

Which is a big reason I think that Beck is full of poo. Several morons have already pointed out that if Beck cared about actual justice being done, he'd post this stuff NOW. But he wants people tuning in on Monday.

That tells me that Beck got nothin'.

That doesn't mean that Harbi is innocent of course. It just tells me that Beck knows about as much as I do, which consists partly of "stuff I got from the internet" and partly on "deductions based on family and tribal ties".

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (QTHTd)

690 so lets see if we can anticipate the most fucked up conspiracy theories which will come out of this.. *** oh please. there's already a conspiracy theory about West, TX.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (piMMO)

691
Better than a fucking monkey.

You're goddam right. I hate those things.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (LPRBM)

692 Forgot to add above: The Won seemed also mad at the blogs and twitter.

Something had his panties in a twist. What happened to his grief and, "Hello, Boston" of Wednesday? As that was the only part I heard with static on car radio. He sounded like he was at the Comedy Club.

Good night, y'all. It was American citizens who found these terrorists. God bless all who have suffered this week. My prayers will remain with Boston and West.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (baL2B)

693 >Ok, is there a way to avoid having to refresh this page then scrolling all the way to the bottom to see new comments? the 'End' key?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (8sCoq)

694

677  yeah, I saw you were here

couldn't resist

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (pwy2A)

695 668 654 we shall see nothing and then it'll be all "was just aksin' questions bro"

Posted by: JDP at April 19, 2013 10:34 PM (8HhF2)


Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too. And there goes whatever credibility he has left.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 05:37 PM (eGr8Z)

696 Did anyone else notice TFG could not look at the camera?

Posted by: JoeinTx at April 19, 2013 05:38 PM (sxvCH)

697 beck is investigating acts of terror on his own now? Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 10:34 PM (7zSvv) --------------------------------------------------------- Gaze...........

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:38 PM (jucos)

698 60/40 we have to wait until Monday and The Blaze. President Michael Jackson? Can't lie straight in bed. U.S. Senate? A couple in there that might be able to. House, for sure, but there're hundreds of 'em and tough to coordinate over a weekend. I'm so bad now that when Napolitano says "baseless rumor", I click the trading software, and call Brinks for a pickup.

Posted by: Thorvald at April 19, 2013 05:38 PM (1V6Pv)

699 Ok, is there a way to avoid having to refresh this page then scrolling all the way to the bottom to see new comments? ------------ After I refresh I use the browser Find on Page feature to jump down to the letters "alph", which are at the bottom of the page. Then I just scroll up.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (Lq5WC)

700 It will show that Beck's Saudi guy had nothing to do with the bombing but with his background, family and connections, the question will be how did he get a student visa in the first place. If he was not hit with glass in the blast which he was just a spectator at he would still be unknown.

Someone dropped the ball to let him in but now that he is found and not on a international wanted terrorist list, he will be kicked as no known crimes are linked to him just ties to terror groups.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (CdeLs)

701 "It would be tempting to gamble that your average jihadi dead man trigger is nothing but a normally closed switch. Cut one wire and proceed."

------------------

Er, wouldn't that open the circuit?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (celt+)

702 “We will stand behind the Administration if they decide to hold this suspect as an enemy combatant.” -Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Wife insists Graham and McCain were just trying to make up for earlier statements about not letting this attack hold up the immigration bill, but ... I thought there were so many right things in that statement... either it was a joke (which I didn't think) or ... maybe I'm missing something. Anyway, it probably won't happen. Maybe he'll get deported.

Posted by: a mindful webworker going off to watch some TV now at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (U13jb)

703 What changed in 2012 that made these guys go insane?

Clearly Mitt Romney is to blame for these bombings

Posted by: Chris Christie Creme at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (XQzGn)

704 Okay, Yankees. I have now been informed about shrink-wrapping boats up nawth. Bless your hearts. Don't thank us just yet. We're gonna school you on Scrapple next.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (eyJh9)

705 so now the authorities have arrested the "suspect's" college roommates..?

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (jDjlM)

706 Are you Canadian, artisanal 'ette? Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 10:24 PM (mGBy No, American. My husband is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 05:39 PM (XYSwB)

707 This ain't over by a long shot. Are you listening Eric Holder? Janet Napolitano?

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 19, 2013 05:40 PM (BVkEs)

708

701 Maybe he'll get deported

 under terrorism laws maybe he'll get dead

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:40 PM (pwy2A)

709 I am confused, why should we be proud or supportive of what Obama did here? His intelligence community and government failed horribly, and then some internet sleuths and state/local PD were able to clean up the mess and stop the bleeding. What about the initial MASSIVE failure?

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 19, 2013 05:41 PM (avEon)

710 "My husband told me tonight that his liberal cousin in the Boston area told him early yesterday, 'This will end up being some angry white guy.'"

Can't be said enough:

To the typical liberal resident of Bowelston, "the enemy" have for decades been defined as not fanatic Chechen jihadis, but instead as people such as Ace and the readers of Ace's blog.

Will this most recent development convince Bowelston liberals that they have been dangerous dingbats all along, and that they need to fundamentally re-evaluate their entire philosophy and its premises?

I would not bet even one polished penny that this will happen.

Next terror outrage on U.S. soil, good Bowelston liberals will be immediately, instinctively and reflexively blaming it on the Tea Party, just as they did in the early hours of this one. They just can't help themselves and they just can't stop. Admitting at this point that they've been wrong all along would involve unacceptably high cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2013 05:42 PM (gqT4g)

711 boston terrorist  decided that blowing up some people and being shot at by the police and going to jail for rest of his life was better than  being in college dating women and drinking beer living the good life.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:42 PM (7zSvv)

712 ont up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2013 05:42 PM (piMMO)

713 OT: Major quake in China, hundreds dead or injured. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-22228225

Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 19, 2013 05:42 PM (3Yygd)

714 Trevor: yeah, that's pretty much my gut feeling.

I agree that the "Saudi" guy (the one I'm calling "Harbi") should be collared just because he almost certainly knows some guys planning bad shit elsewhere; but he's a blind alley on *this* atrocity.

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 05:42 PM (QTHTd)

715 Not to Monday morning quarterback, but given that these guys had Jihad material in plain sight on their Youtube accounts, their names ought to have already been in a database with "Lives in Cambridge, MA" as an entry.  One of the first steps in an event like this should be to query such database for possible suspects and go about checking them out.

Is our Govt. even watching the Net for this stuff?  Last I heard you don't need a search warrant to view someone's public YoutTube or Facebook account.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 05:42 PM (UOjzE)

716 I think the questions about Benghazi were obvious to all. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 10:36 PM (7zSvv) ------------------------------------------------------ Gaze..........

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:43 PM (jucos)

717 Is Beck going to tell all on his radio show Monday? Or will it be his online network?

Posted by: CarolT at April 19, 2013 10:36 PM (z4WKX)


I'm guessing he'll tease it on the radio, but you'll have to subscribe to TheBlazeTV to get the whole story.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2013 05:43 PM (eGr8Z)

718 Admitting at this point that they've been wrong all along would involve unacceptably high cognitive dissonance ----------- Also the truth which is like kryptonite to a lib.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at April 19, 2013 05:43 PM (Lq5WC)

719 this guy is stalking me. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:43 PM (7zSvv)

720 malia came in and said, "daddy, can't you just drone the fucking guy", and I said, I'm already on it...

Posted by: Suffer, Terrorist Scum at April 19, 2013 05:44 PM (bT79U)

721

708  and here we go

supportive

cause he stayed out of the way

the different leo groups worked perfectly

 

let's be serious for a second, if a terrorist cell who was well trained and true believers wanted to, they could do a lot worse than what these two did

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 05:44 PM (pwy2A)

722 The Sauds have been active in Chechnya, since they sent Khattab, there in '95, he was replaced by another member of the Ilkwan, an Al Ghamdi, then a Jordanian, and another Saudi, also there is a former Gitmo detainee from that other tribe, whose active there.

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 19, 2013 05:44 PM (Jsiw/)

723 Better than a fucking monkey. You're goddam right. I hate those things. Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 10:37 PM (LPRBM) ------------------------------------------------------------- Ummmmm, excuse me?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 19, 2013 05:45 PM (jucos)

724 I haven't been this proud of Bostonians since 1773. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 05:45 PM (7zSvv)

725 this is My issue re mirandizing

remember this;

If Tenet is right, it's a good thing KSM was captured before Barack Obama became president. For, the Obama Justice Department has quietly ordered FBI agents to read Miranda rights to high value detainees captured and held at U.S. detention facilities in Afghanistan, according a senior Republican on the House Intelligence Committee.

This is what the administration WAS doing
Now we have a guy that was made an American citizen by THIS administration and decided no mirandizing?

see the problem

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

726 weekly standard

june 10th 2009

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

727 695 Did anyone else notice TFG could not look at the camera?

Posted by: JoeinTx at April 19, 2013 10:38 PM (sxvCH)


He cannot walk without total concentration on his pigeon-toe placement. He cannot speak from his heart. And he seemed po'd, or like there were some words in the speech he'd rather not say. Part of it was what a president (or anyone) should say. Some of it was on diversity. I think he looked at the camera then. It was an odd and unusually stiff Barry we saw tonight.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 05:47 PM (baL2B)

728 Thought about this. Better we get the trial. We have the resources and senators to get all this shit out there.

Posted by: John Galt at April 19, 2013 05:48 PM (QHvp4)

729 plus there's nothing to "blog." Everyone's doing the same thing-- watching TV. There's nothing for me to alert anyone to.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 09:38 PM (LCRYB)


Thanks, Ace, for everything. I am not being sarcastic for a change.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 05:50 PM (baL2B)

730 583

Full of bullet holes. That stupid fucker probably would.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)


You betcha. The bullet holes actually reduce the weight of the boat and thus the cost of the gas to power it. We can use the money we save on more alcohol to drink on the boat before it sinks due to the holes.

So, who wants the first bikinitini? I make a mean one. Barack? Boat-owner guy? Bleeding terrorist guy lying on the grass? Anyone?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 19, 2013 05:51 PM (LTbLf)

731 I'd like to go with OFO. Oh fuck Obama.

Posted by: Greg Toombs at April 19, 2013 05:51 PM (2xLsT)

732 Get the intel,then drop him off the fantail of a carrier in a rubber bag.

Posted by: Mbius at April 19, 2013 05:52 PM (QqmnC)

733 69 "Why wouldn't they mirandize him? Are they trying to leave the door open for a mistrial or him getting off on a technicality later?" The feds invoked the 'public safety exemption'. It simply means they can continue to talk with him, ask him questions, put pressure on him, raise consequences were he not to talk, etc -- for 48 hours, and that's it. The PSE hasn't been ruled on by the SCOTUS, but it's not really a problem. Miranda mostly means if the prisoner isn't mirandized, the prosecution can't rely on any confession or statement from the prisoner, and other cases following on Miranda imply that this also brings in the 'fruit of the poisoned tree' doctrine. Under that, the prosecution MIGHT not be able to use evidence only 'discovered' due to the confession or statement the prisoner gave they he might not have if he'd been mirandized. But again: that doctrine doesn't have any meat from the SCOTUS. In any event, it's irrelevant here: the feds don't need the kid to say anything in order to make out conviction on the 60 plus whatever number of felonies he and his brother committed. Regardless of anything the kid says in interrogation, the case against him is liking shooting perps in a boat. So: the feds get this 48 hour free shot at questioning the kid, plus they can resume all that A. if the kid chooses (He's toast anyway, so Y not? Plus I foresee some family pressure being brought to bear.), and B. even if the kid doesn't so choose, after all the legal b.s. is done, trial, all appeals, the whole 9 yards. Finally: the only reason people make this mistake about what failure to mirandize means is because most of the time it comes up for application, the result is the confession and enough related evidence discovered out of the confession gets tossed and the prosecution is left just holding onto its dick or whatever and nothing else. None of that applies here.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 05:53 PM (21TJo)

734 709 "Bowelston," really dude

Posted by: JDP at April 19, 2013 05:55 PM (8HhF2)

735 have you EVER seen someone so bored with the words he read and purse-lipped at the interruption of what He planned for His agenda? Dude is PISSED....not about what happened to others...what happened to Him. (capitalized Him, as is right in the Holy Scriptures)

Posted by: 23eagle at April 19, 2013 05:56 PM (18Lbv)

736 Because Rex.

2009

For, the Obama Justice Department has quietly
ordered FBI agents to read Miranda rights to high value
detainees captured and held at U.S. detention facilities in Afghanistan,

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 05:58 PM (nqBYe)

737 "I have low testosterone. There. I said it." Oh wait, it was a commercial, I thought it was the president.

Posted by: 23eagle at April 19, 2013 05:59 PM (18Lbv)

738 IF the decision to give foreign terrorists rights to our courts. al walki and mirandizing
.
Why the switch when it comes to an citizens they Made  an american?
why isn't HE being afforded the rights they gave to  foreign terrorist ?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 06:00 PM (nqBYe)

739 No, American. My husband is. Posted by: artisanal 'ette
The story behind PM Harper's statement is linked in my sock, AE, if you haven't read the back-story to his forceful statement. (Hat tip to Small Dead Animals blog.)

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 19, 2013 06:00 PM (mGBy8)

740 Oops. Inappropriate sock in #738; now removed.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 06:01 PM (mGBy8)

741 fk it

whatever law and rights are at the whim of the state.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 06:03 PM (nqBYe)

742 Mission Accomplished! s/

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama President of the United States of America at April 19, 2013 06:06 PM (WV0NL)

743 BPD Commish is saying Kid Terror is in pretty bad shape, survivabilitily speaking. Lots most of his blood over the course of the day plus since he first got shot, plus it sounds like he got shot AGAIN in this take-down, or at least he took a pounding from the cluster buster being tossed in with him while in the boat, which after all is DESIGNED to throw the subject into panic and shock. IOW too early to say whether Kid Terror's going to be worth a shit as an interrogee over the next couple of days ... assuming he makes it that far. (OTOH he's young and a wrestler, so presumably tough; but not sure what he's got to live for, so incentive may be a problem.)

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 06:10 PM (21TJo)

744 I think Drudge has Obummer ticked off. He may not read many blogs, but I'll bet he has seen Drudge's today.

It did not take a genius to read his mood, and it wasn't relief. His weeks did not go so well...and that is what he really thinks (not of the week that was pure hell for what people are going through in Boston and West). Even the ricin note he sent to himself did not get that much notice! And, I think, he was as surprised as we are that the wee jihadist was taken alive (though, from the two photos I have seen, his demise will not surprise. That rhymes!).

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 06:10 PM (baL2B)

745 I don't comment much - you're all far wittier and smarter than I. But sincere thanks to Ace, the cobs, and the commenters for their smarts and much needed humor during a shit week. I've enjoyed it immensely. Fo ril though.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at April 19, 2013 06:15 PM (oiTOF)

746 If the kid makes it to a hospital, he'll probably live. He can thank the medical techniques developed by the Army while blowing the shit out of his fellow Muslims.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 19, 2013 06:24 PM (lBKzy)

747 SEXY!

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 19, 2013 06:37 PM (ypzqs)

748 If the kid makes it to a hospital, he'll probably live.
BTW, he's been taken to Beth Israel hospital. Ha-ha.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 06:45 PM (mGBy8)

749 "Did anyone else notice TFG could not look at the camera?

Posted by: JoeinTx at April 19, 2013 10:38 PM (sxvCH)"

Yes, he always looks like "My Mom made me read this."  He doesn't give a shit about these incidents, b/c it interferes with his grand plan to rule the world.

Posted by: PJ at April 19, 2013 07:00 PM (ZWaLo)

750 Willow
regarding the Miranda exemption and it's application overseas, the prisoners who have information of an urgent nature are probably not turned over to the FBI until they have been squeezed by DOD, CIA, or whomever.  Regardless, the exemption would apply to them too. 

And considering this guy came in a couple quarts low, chances are the exemption won't apply because the immediate threat (if any) will have passed by the time he is able to talk. 

The application of the exemption doesn't remove the defendants rights, and any statements made during this exemption will be subject to judicial review.  It is similar to the exigent circumstances rule vs. the 4th Amendment.  If you commit a violent crime in the view of a police officer and run into your house, the police wouldn't need a warrant to pursue you into the house to arrest you. They would still need a warrant to search the house for evidence (except for plain view). 

Posted by: elliot at April 19, 2013 07:20 PM (8zGOf)

751 "551 CBS Radio was the only news we could find in the car and before the Obama press conference the reporter said the President would likely make a brief statement because he's "Not one for long speeches."

I lol'd and almost crashed the car.

Posted by: Nate in NOLA at April 19, 2013 10:20 PM (UT3d6) "

 

Maybe they have a different POTUS over at CBSRadio... I wish I did. sigh.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 19, 2013 07:26 PM (KL49F)

752 I would like to thank the moron horde for their wrap up on what TFG said tonight so I didn't have to actually listen to it.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2013 07:31 PM (aTnFm)

753 I would like to send a personal "fuck you" to the assholes that MUST be the first to display teddy bears, balloons,mandate flowers at the scene. Fuck you again you fake fucking assholes. Those balloons n shit aren't going to replace the victims lost body parts. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Citation X driver at April 19, 2013 07:32 PM (dJb9n)

754 As far as the perp goes....Mirandize ...waterboard...try...convict...and shoot before next week.

Posted by: torabora at April 19, 2013 07:36 PM (aTnFm)

755 In Texas, we Seal-A-Meal our boats for the winter.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 19, 2013 07:38 PM (7cS5n)

756 I musta heard at least 40 testimonials today from friends, former classmates, neighbors, acquaintances of the younger brother, and not even one of them failed to show complete bafflement at this behavior from him. Those that did venture even a guess suggested it must have had something to do with the older brother, maybe having to do with his trip over to Russia last year. All that strongly suggests there's a real story behind this, maybe some jihadist bullshit with the older brother, but brotherly pressure thereafter. Also: their father went back to live in Dagestan, Russia. That might mean something ... especially given what the Boston uncle Ruslan said about not wanting anything to do with "that family".

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 07:48 PM (21TJo)

757 I don't think we can blame this on Obama. doubt any president admin could have prevented this one since they appear to be working alone so far. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at April 19, 2013 10:02 PM (7zSvv) Hey fuckstick! Finish painting that damned fence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2013 08:07 PM (fNpC1)

758 Caption: Tummy-tickle replaces water-boarding as 'torture' of choice in US.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at April 19, 2013 08:14 PM (hHgxI)

759 Lil bro was just following big bro

Posted by: sexypig at April 19, 2013 09:04 PM (dZQh7)

760 Thank TOTUS didn't send anyone from the administration to Thatcher's funeral; that would have cocked up to-day's capture in a big way!

Also, anyone else see :
Posted by: ace at April 19, 2013 09:44 PM (LCRYB)

Personally, I think it stands for lizardoid cry baby. Ace loves himself some lizardoid...

(JK... Don't taze me, Ace!)

Posted by: Linlithgow at April 19, 2013 10:38 PM (Gim9y)

761

I love his caved in face!

But I am a hater.

Posted by: thesgm at April 20, 2013 01:31 AM (a4PfE)

762

"...maybe some jihadist bullshit with the older brother, but brotherly pressure thereafter."

 

Sounds a bit like a Lee Malvo-John Allen dynamic: a stronger, older leader and a weakling who follows along devotedly.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 20, 2013 02:30 AM (FkH4y)

763 I wish my belly was a slender as that guys on the ground.  I wonder what his secret is?  7 minute abs? 

Posted by: Beer Belly Brianna at April 20, 2013 03:45 AM (7XyHk)

764 Elliot, Thank you for responding,  I see your points  and they have value, I will have to think about this more.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2013 03:53 AM (nqBYe)

765 Never has so little been owed by so many to so many.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at April 20, 2013 04:06 AM (oZ8xI)

766 So two little punk ass kids terrorize an important American city....what happens when 40 or 50 trained tangos hit another city?  Note to terrorists.....for a dramatic impact...try hitting Salt lake City with 40 or 50 ragheads with stolen AK's.  I am sure the Mormons are just going to sit around, watch TV and pray....  My point, to be clear, is not that they should attack Salt Lake City, but that an armed, coordinated civilian force would wipe these snotnosed camelfuckers off the face of the earth.  This is what militia is for. That, and lamposts with hemp rope.  When the shit hits the fan, I want to be in an LDS town. I might even convert.  I would not mind givng up the booze and the caffine, as the polygmous sex will more than make up for it.

Posted by: jasonj at April 20, 2013 05:26 AM (Cq0ow)

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