September 30, 2006

Presenting Miss World 2006 -- Michael
— Ace

She's the one on the right, from the Czech Republic, reacting to the announcement of her victory.


Miss World.jpg

Wow. That girl has really terrific teeth.

In a comment thread elsewhere, Kevlarchick suggests that the grimace on her face foreshadows a lifetime of lower back pain.

Personally, I think the more serious health risk is the potentional for boob-slappage injuries to the future Mr. Miss World. But that's just me.

By MONIKA SCISLOWSKA, Associated Press Writer



1 hour, 6 minutes ago



WARSAW, Poland - Tatana Kucharova, an 18-year-old student from the Czech Republic, won the Miss World 2006 beauty contest on Saturday.

Kucharova defeated 103 other women in voting by a panel of judges and television viewers around the world during a two-hour finals ceremony in the Polish capital.

The full story (and slideshow!!!) is here.

Posted by: Ace at 02:50 PM | Comments (56)
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1 I so hope her talent was a bikini clad trampoline performance of advance acrobatics.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 02:54 PM (QTv8u)

2 Talent? Just standing up straight would impress the hell out of me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2006 02:58 PM (rnOZq)

3

For those who still think homosexuality is an acquired and not an innate behavior, I present to you Exhibit A. Exhibits B through Z will not be needed.


Jeepers, that's nice.


 


 


Posted by: EricH at September 30, 2006 02:58 PM (zauWt)

4 I would think those would be at least exhibit double-EE.

Posted by: Tom M at September 30, 2006 03:15 PM (TtaDz)

5 Additionally, that rack will require a lifetime of upkeep, so to speak.

Posted by: kevlarchick at September 30, 2006 03:16 PM (otuOL)

6 If she's from the Czech Republic why the heck does the sash say "Northern Europe"?



*sigh* I'm such a geek...

Posted by: madne0 at September 30, 2006 03:19 PM (t2hT/)

7 I would more than happy to lend my support to the new miss world, if you know what I mean!

And she should look out for her back, I suggest a career that allows her to spend as much time on her back as possible.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 03:22 PM (QTv8u)

8 Move your eyes down a little!  There's a second sash below the Northern Europe one. 

Posted by: Michael at September 30, 2006 03:23 PM (LPlsm)

9 Boob slapping injuries...................................

Oh Yeah, bring them puppies on.


Iwill fight them as long as I have a breath left, I hope it is a long, long time.

Posted by: 1sttofight at September 30, 2006 03:24 PM (B86ih)

10 Sash? Sashes?
Oh, yeah. There they are.
Sorry, rack distraction.

It's good to know she has such support. She'd be nowhere without it.


Posted by: Tom M at September 30, 2006 03:30 PM (TtaDz)

11

Ya think the guy who's boinking her after about, I dunno, two years would probably get tired of it?


She comes in the bedroom one evening wanting some who's your daddy, and the guy says to himself, "Jeez, not again, I can't go through this anymore." Ya think he would be like that?


Na, me neither.


 


 


 


Posted by: EricH at September 30, 2006 03:31 PM (zauWt)

12 Wonga Wonga!!!

Posted by: robert108 at September 30, 2006 03:37 PM (nAh6y)

13

Breaking new: The US government has lifted its two week warning over the consumption of spinach.


Okay, bit of a palate cleanser there.


Carry on.


Posted by: EricH at September 30, 2006 03:42 PM (zauWt)

14 Wow. I truly admire her wit and linguistic abilities.

Not to mention the ginormous rack.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 30, 2006 03:45 PM (AqAtg)

15 Miss Jamaica: Hey, mon, you won!

Miss Czech: Stop it. You're making me laugh. That's the last time I smoke with you.

Miss Jamaica: No, girl. You won.

Posted by: Bart at September 30, 2006 03:45 PM (ETtdj)

16 Having been to Prague, I'd have to say I'm not surprised.  I doubt she really stands out much back home, though....

Posted by: Asher at September 30, 2006 03:47 PM (XFpdA)

17 You think The Czech republic has good taco's?

Well, other than the one of course.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 03:48 PM (QTv8u)

18 m'eh.

You guys fight for the 18yo beauty queen with the ginormous rack, give me an older beauty queen with a ginormous rack who knows what the hell she's doing in the sack.

and who knows how and when to fix me a sammich.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 30, 2006 03:50 PM (PcDvW)

19 "My name is Bond, James Bond."

"Hi, I'm Titana."

Bond looks down

"Yes, of course you are.?

Posted by: James Bond at September 30, 2006 03:55 PM (ETtdj)

20 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 03:57 PM (QTv8u)

21 And likely oleg the angry pimp would hit me a few times since I can only pay in pre-liberated iraqi dinars.

But hey! Anything for reaching out to our european friends.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 03:59 PM (QTv8u)

22

and who knows how and when to fix me a sammich.


Hmm, tempting. What kind of samwich?


None of those cucumber thingees. She does one of those and wham, to the moon Alice.


 


Posted by: EricH at September 30, 2006 04:00 PM (zauWt)

23 There they are. Yup. There they are. Hope the person(s) who gets to play with them treats them with the respect they deserve. May they always be perky and never get stretch marks and veins. Amen.

Posted by: eman at September 30, 2006 04:07 PM (FWrFx)

24 At a nearby store, their is a salesclerk named Melanie. Me and the wife agree that she better spell it Mellony. Don't know whether she has a skinny friend named Lemony.

Posted by: Tushar D at September 30, 2006 04:40 PM (9ULFg)

25 Oh jeez, they're not that huge (see the rest of the slideshow), but they are pressed up and together very well in that shot.

As for the Czech Republic, yeah, been there, seen that, but I actually found the Slovak and Russian girls there to be hotter on average than the Czech girls. She's not bad, but I thought the two runners-up were better-looking (esp. the middle-eastern-descended Miss Australia).

Posted by: Alex at September 30, 2006 04:40 PM (fgyj8)

26 Don't know whether she has a skinny friend named Lemony.

FUCKING FUNNY!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 04:47 PM (QTv8u)

27 Oh jeez, they're not that huge (see the rest of the slideshow), but they are pressed up and together very well in that shot.

I will confess to some slight editorial discretion regarding the picture I chose out of the slideshow. Hey, at least I didn't put a dead Palestinian baby in the foreground.

Posted by: Michael at September 30, 2006 04:50 PM (LPlsm)

28 BFD. I've won the Very Unusual category at the Westminster Kennel Club 4 years running.

Posted by: Dan Collins at September 30, 2006 04:54 PM (TtsA5)

29 No worries, Michael; there was a "larger truth" to be told, after all.

Posted by: Alex at September 30, 2006 04:58 PM (fgyj8)

30 What's so hot about Russian girls?

Posted by: Bart at September 30, 2006 04:59 PM (Whiso)

31 Bart, your quesiton vis-a-vis the hottness of "Russian Girls", answered to a throbbing techno beat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHaqdapFeHc

Posted by: Jaimo at September 30, 2006 05:11 PM (iRvBW)

32 Completely OT, but the Times of London (which elsewhere has a great Sunday Magazine annihilation of Kofi Annan's UN tenure) has a worthwhile round-up of Milan's fashion week, for all you lovers of couture.

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/section/0,,26491,00.html

Posted by: Dan Collins at September 30, 2006 05:13 PM (TtsA5)

33 "Kucharova defeated 103 other women"

Am I asking too much, to want the video?

Posted by: Alear at September 30, 2006 05:21 PM (arrBA)

34 Have a look at Miss Romania over at powerline.
Is that naked boob?

Posted by: right at September 30, 2006 06:07 PM (oy61H)

35 She does have some pretty sizeable mams all right.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 30, 2006 06:07 PM (FuM7z)

36

right -


wrong.


Posted by: rickinstl at September 30, 2006 06:27 PM (XTX1p)

37 Wishful thinking, I guess.

Posted by: right at September 30, 2006 06:29 PM (oy61H)

38

This inspires a little walk down memory lane.


Around '89 or so, I met a Czech girl named Eva.


Friend of a friend.  Had those east-euro eyes, the kind that seem to slant down at the corners, hinting at mongols in the woodpile way back when.


Long blonde hair down to her ass.


Told me her life story at a bar one night.  Between the music, the jaeger, and her accent, I didn't catch more than every fourth word.  Just nodded and smiled a lot. I found out later she'd spent a year in a refuge camp in Austria after escaping from behind the curtain.  Fascinating story. 


Later on that night she let me know she wanted to do the nasty with this wonderful line:


"How you say, neeple?"


Turned out she'd told me her life story, but left out the part about the husband.


Sexy though.


Posted by: rickinstl at September 30, 2006 06:36 PM (XTX1p)

39
I'd hit it. - WickedPinto

No shit, really?  I am shocked.  Shocked, I say!

Posted by: wiserbud at September 30, 2006 07:00 PM (56ssE)

40 Just today bought a Microsoft Laser Mouse 6000 , it's got this magnifying feature , and yeah , her teeth do seem quite nice.......

Posted by: Bill D.Cat at September 30, 2006 07:45 PM (Je+mw)

41 "Additionally, that rack will require a lifetime of upkeep, so to speak."

Do you mean a divorce in ten years when the rack no longer racks? Does the slang "rack" have anything to do with elk? Are we all becoming rednecks?

Ace, are you going to review Idiocracy? It looks like a great movie, even though I hate movies.

Posted by: mike at September 30, 2006 07:47 PM (KZ/BB)

42 She's in High School, guys.

Posted by: MayBee at September 30, 2006 08:10 PM (entbL)

43
She's in High School, guys.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......

Posted by: wiserbud at September 30, 2006 08:23 PM (56ssE)

44 From the Miss World Website:
Tatana was born in Trnava and grew up in Opocno. She is a High School student, her future ambition is to attend university, graduate, have a modelling career which she hopes will enable her to travel; and to be a good parent one day. Her hobbies are: Tennis, volleyball, horse riding, ice skating and many other sports, she also enjoys dance and listening to music with a nice melody. Tatana likes to spend time with her many pets, she has: cats, guinea pigs, rabbits, a bird and a turtle. Favourite food is Chicken. Personal motto would be ‘Always be an optimist’.
---
Reading her motto, I'm sure she would appreciate the optimism expressed by those of you who would tap that.

Posted by: MayBee at September 30, 2006 08:52 PM (entbL)

45 While she may be a high-school student, she didn't just stumble into this beauty pageant by mistake.  This "girl" has probably been working for this moment all her life (from what I'm told, it is tres difficile to be this amazing looking) and is probably far more experienced than a simple high-school girl.

While I respect whatever struggles she has endured to becom ethe "most beautiful woman in the Universe!", I sinerely doubt that she is the innocent little high-schooler you wish to make her out to be.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 30, 2006 08:59 PM (56ssE)

46 sorry, "most beautiful woman in the World!"

Posted by: wiserbud at September 30, 2006 08:59 PM (56ssE)

47 HAY! I would hit it now! at 18, at 28, I might hit it, but not feel proud about it, but at 38, I bet she looks like this flappy floobs creation of juggaderoniciousness.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 30, 2006 09:09 PM (QTv8u)

48 I think you are on to something, wiserbud.
If she were truly innocent, she would have listed her pets as kitties, guinea pigs, and fluffy bunnies.
Instead, she said cats, guinea pigs, and rabbits. That sounds a little slutty to me.

Posted by: MayBee at September 30, 2006 09:16 PM (entbL)

49 Thanks alot Pinto, my penis just crawled up inside my chest cavity. When does someone take that communist whore out to tend the rabbits? Fucking streisand....

Posted by: Curtis Lemay at September 30, 2006 09:50 PM (0cCjo)

50 "Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands."

Sarleena from Men in Black 2.

Posted by: Redhand at October 01, 2006 01:12 AM (7G9b2)

51 Pinto, that link should have been marked NSFE (Not Safe For Eyes) or NSFL (Not Safe For Libido)

Posted by: Tushar D at October 01, 2006 03:06 AM (9ULFg)

52 I think they ought to just give her a sash that says Breast in Show.

Posted by: Dan Collins at October 01, 2006 06:36 AM (TtsA5)

53 Good God!
18 years old!
Was she born with a C-cup.

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