September 29, 2006
Hey, this poll thing is pretty fun.
Although I suppose polling purists will knock the poll as being 1) self-selecting and 2) prejudicially worded with the whole "cock-smoking douchetool" thing.
I don't know. I think it's pretty accurate so far.
"Cock-Smoking Douchetool:" 62%
Posted by: Sobek at September 29, 2006 12:00 PM (6GK9U)
Posted by: HeartbreakRidge at September 29, 2006 12:00 PM (Xroyb)
Posted by: z ryan at September 29, 2006 12:09 PM (zqgUK)
Oh crap, is that actionable?
Posted by: a4g at September 29, 2006 12:10 PM (+1GvR)
Posted by: Nick Denton at September 29, 2006 12:10 PM (oKQob)
Posted by: Shivv at September 29, 2006 12:11 PM (ybQb9)
Posted by: mesablue at September 29, 2006 12:14 PM (DzeyU)
If some blogstalker pulls a Goldstein on Michelle or any other blogger--then hammer that person with civil and criminal actions.
Posted by: Joe at September 29, 2006 12:16 PM (+GRGs)
Posted by: Joe at September 29, 2006 12:18 PM (+GRGs)
We didn't get to vote on Michael's Fishnet Pattern, however.
Posted by: Retired Geezer at September 29, 2006 12:18 PM (IjfHa)
Utterly shocked. And slightly dismayed by the excessive profanity that I've never noticed before right now.
Posted by: Entropy at September 29, 2006 12:19 PM (Uh5fR)
<i>What are her damages? </i>
Again, false light defamation requires no actual harm to reputation, but there IS harm here, so you don't even have to go that route.
Tiger Woods' wife just had "naked pictures" of her published in some Irish magazine. They were fake (of another woman entirely).
You're claiming no defamation lawsuit arises from that?
Even if she "looked good" in the fake pics?
Posted by: ace at September 29, 2006 12:20 PM (4qddO)
Who the hell is Ken Layne? I thought it said Ken Lay. Y'know, like Enron? Because non-sequitars are funny sometimes.
Oh well..I'm sure he's still a cock-smoking douchetool.
Posted by: at September 29, 2006 12:23 PM (Uh5fR)
I think "the people" have spoken and we have a genuine "mandate" here.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2006 12:54 PM (8uJYe)
But in Michelle's case, given the photos were false but not completely offensive, she should just call the guy out as the asshole he is. She should humilate him as a liar.
Posted by: Joe at September 29, 2006 12:59 PM (+GRGs)
Michelle wins, so what? Proof that she didn't have a hot bod back who knows when? Meantime, it's open season on free speech.
Michelle loses would be the best. Should there be a suit. Which there won't be.
Posted by: Alear at September 29, 2006 01:00 PM (C87zU)
The damages have nothing to do with making her look like she's wearing a bikini, but with whether she is a hypocrite. One category of defamation per se damages is that which tends to injure you in your business or profession. If the message is "Michelle Malkin is untrustworthy," and that tends to hurt her readership/viewership, she's got her damages nailed down.
I guarantee she's a public figure for First Amendment purposes, which means she needs to satisfy the actual malice standard -- knowing falsehood or reckless disregard for the truth. Personally, I'm not sure she meets either one, although it's certainly a close enough call to beat summary judgment.
You're right about parody -- Falwell can't sue Hustler for a parody, which was in fact stamped with the words "this is a parody" or something to that effect. It was a charicature, and could not possibly be viewed in context as an assertion of fact. Malkin's pic is different: it was asserted as a fact, which led to the author's conclusion: Malkin is a hypocrite. No reasonable reading of the post allows the author to claim that the picture is a parody, and yet Malkin is still a hypocrite.
Posted by: Sobek at September 29, 2006 01:05 PM (6GK9U)
Proof that she isn't spouting off about scantily clad pop stars while wearing small bikinis. In other words, proof she is not a hypocrite (at least in this case), as she was specifically charged.
There's no way she'll sue -- makes her look kind of petty, I think. And I don't see the allegation as particularly outrageous. If a liberal got sued every time he or she called someone a hypocrite, I'd do defamation law exclusively, and be a rich man.
Posted by: Sobek at September 29, 2006 01:09 PM (6GK9U)
Malkin says that she thinks the same photo was used between the two photos shown? No way. That was a strange claim to make.
It is, however very obviously photoshopped. That it is not instantly recognized as such says more about the Prof. than a stupid claim he made.
Sobek, if I read you right, you are saying that because the post by the Prof. is intended to diminish her legitimacy, and uses false evidence for the claim, it is actionable? Does it matter if it is merely proven that he is an idiot who can't tell an obvious fake? Because there are many statements made on the tubes that fall under these knee-jerk assumptions
Posted by: Tom M at September 29, 2006 01:17 PM (d6bNm)
Posted by: Tom M at September 29, 2006 01:19 PM (d6bNm)
Yes. The "reckless disregard" part is subjective, so if the guy wants to testify under oath that he is a moron, I doubt Malkin could produce the evidence to refute him.
"Also, is the situation different if it is picked up by a media outlet that actually reaches human beings?"
Yes and no. Defamation requires publication to a third party -- even one. But the third party must be a human being, and whether Michelle can prove that actual humans read that blog is anybody's guess.
Posted by: Sobek at September 29, 2006 01:49 PM (6GK9U)
I voted No.
I could get down with #3 also, but why should we descend to their level? Just because those children are entertaining themselves by being crude doesn't mean we have to descend to their level.
Personally, I can't even pretend to have the level of brain damage that it must require to act like they do all the time. Such being the case, I refuse to participate in a stupidity contest with them. They've got me way outgunned on that one.
Posted by: jefferson101 at September 29, 2006 02:19 PM (Ovs2t)
I'd be willing to help ascertain the identities and phone numbers of her spring break "friends" during discovery.
Posted by: pbrown at September 29, 2006 02:21 PM (O+9Yg)
Posted by: Sam Kinison at September 29, 2006 02:44 PM (J90gM)
Source, please? "Again" is not a source. Besides, it's not just a matter of proving that there was harm, even if it were clear that there was any. You also have to show how much. In dollars. How many dollars has/will Michelle Malkin lose/lost on account of a stupid, unconvincing Photoshop that falsely implies that she ... uh ... looks good in a bikini ... no wait, truth is a defense to that one ... er ... is a few inches taller than she really is?!
Posted by: Xrlq at September 29, 2006 04:30 PM (SDhNB)
That last part is never true. No one makes you quantify losses with precision, you just have to show evidence of pecuniary damages, and the jury can weigh the evidence and slap a dollar amount on it.
As to showing how much, that is sometimes true. But in defamation cases, there are four traditional categories of defamation per se. One of them is defamation that tend to damage you in your business or profession. You can get a jury award without offering a single shred of evidence on damages, because it is legally presumed. (Of course, you can get more if you offer persuasive evidence).
But I can't imagine Malkin would sue for the money. It's not worth the time or legal fees, and you're right -- she probably hasn't been damaged much anyway. But you can sue for the vindication. Not saying she should, just that she could. And it would serve as a stern warning to others who are a bit reckless with the truth.
Posted by: Sobek at September 29, 2006 06:46 PM (dmsUZ)
Besides, I do believe Denton keeps his employees on a very limited contract basis and as such, what they did probably won't fall under any scope of employment like a regular employer who employs on an indefinite basis and gives benefits to his workers.
Finally, those photoshops are obviously not meant as fact because they don't look even remotely real. The swimsuit body is far too large for Malkin's head shot, and that head shot is used for another photoshop.
Ignore it, Malkin. Just be happy that you're important enough for other people to make fun of.
Posted by: agent bedhead at September 29, 2006 06:52 PM (xV63t)
Posted by: Derrick at September 29, 2006 09:05 PM (xp1/O)
Posted by: Aristotle at September 29, 2006 10:15 PM (36RCa)
Well, thats the story now, after they talked to their lawyers.
If that is the true story, then they are not only sexist tools, but stupid humorless sexist tools. "Malkin said the culture demeans pre-teen girls, here's a photoshop of her in a swimsuit to prove she's hypocritical."
...the hell, how does a fake picture show hypocracy?
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