May 31, 2013

Perspective
— Ace

How We See Ourselves in Online Fights:

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How Everyone Else Sees Us:

Picture via @jonahgoldberg. I have no idea what it's about or why it was made. But I thought I had to find some way to share it.

They're corgis, apparently.

I asked a really dumb question, but I have to know: Is it possible this is real? Like, they put little weapon-gloves on the corgis to make them hold the weapons?

Because I'd like it to be real.


Posted by: Ace at 12:23 PM | Comments (188)
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1 Corgi!

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:25 PM (IvlEd)

2 Not real. No weapon shadows.

Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2013 12:26 PM (SexZN)

3 Corgis are some fierce beasts, man.  Herding dogs.

Mine gave me six stitches.

Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (MMC8r)

4 >>>Not real. No weapon shadows. awwwohhh...

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Dejected Corgi Historical Battle Recreation Enthusiast at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (LCRYB)

5 Cloak weapons.

Posted by: CUS at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (84pE9)

6 I play Hearts of Iron, as Germany.  I'm seen as a panther or a tiger, not a corgi.  Those were Italian tanks.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2013 12:27 PM (dZ756)

7 I would like to think that I am the corgi on the left, because I think battle axes are cool.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (O6Tmi)

8 Fucking Romney!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (0v5gS)

9 Some LA congress scrunt  says if you don't like Obamacare...RACIST.  The Five just showed the clip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (lVPtV)

10 BF  Barry  and  I  have  installed  a  mirrored  ceiling  in  your  Lincoln  Bedroom.  We  watch  our  love - tussles  in  real  time  with  strobe  lights,  black lights  and  non- toxic  Day - Glo  body  paint.  Thanks  proles!

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 31, 2013 12:28 PM (WolTZ)

11 Totally real. That's how corgis behave in the wild. They're always one heartbeat away from throwing down.

Posted by: Phinn at May 31, 2013 12:29 PM (oFH2D)

12 Useful Corgi Fact:  Corgis take up less space in your bag of holding.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (IvlEd)

13

Corgi = shin licker

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eleventy!

 

 

Posted by: JakeID at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (q+zA9)

14 11 Totally real. That's how corgis behave in the wild.

They're always one heartbeat away from throwing down.




My sister's rescued Jack Russell thinks it's a pit bull.  Always after the bigger dogs.  It's a miracle another dog hasn't killed her at the dog park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:30 PM (lVPtV)

15 Unfortunately I think that I am perceived as this:

http://tinyurl.com/k2rfbto

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (O6Tmi)

16 Corgis love roughhousing.  It's called 'frapping.'

Posted by: zsasz at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (MMC8r)

17 Online fights are best fights.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (JgxX3)

18 My sister's rescued Jack Russell thinks it's a pit bull. Always after the bigger dogs. It's a miracle another dog hasn't killed her at the dog park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 05:30 PM (lVPtV)


evp-ette had a mini-pin.  Same thing ... ready to rumble no matter how big the opponent.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 12:31 PM (GRvW4)

19
speaking of sword fights...

Revolution has lots of them, which is I guess what happens when you lose electricity..

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (DlaLh)

20

I can't help  but picture a tank stuck in the mud when I see ace debating with people in the threads. 

 

First impressions and all. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (m2CN7)

21 16 Corgis love roughhousing. It's called 'frapping.'



I first read that and totally missed the "r" in frapping. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:32 PM (lVPtV)

22 Dam I'm tempted to post some Elizabethan Fencing pics.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 aka GreyWolf, Band of Black Tigers at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (lZBBB)

23 9 Some LA congress scrunt says if you don't like Obamacare...RACIST. The Five just showed the clip. --- Not some random member of the Louisiana House either. Bitch is the head of the state Democrat party, which has been in disarray since Katrina, as their graveyard vote machine got harder to turn out.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (zA7Zp)

24 I play a 31st level Assassin/Necromancer but I took three levels of Corgi to make myself badass.

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (LCRYB)

25 Internet fights, like a lot of fights, tend to be about competing for status and establishing a pecking order. The subconscious probably believes that the winner gets a lot of women. (Or men, since most people on the Internet are probably homos. :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (JgxX3)

26 Corgis are funny when you strap puppets/stuffed animals on their backs, so they look like stumpy legged battle horses.

Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2013 12:33 PM (SexZN)

27 Useful Corgi Fact:  No matter how intense the battle, a Corgi will always stop for High Tea.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (IvlEd)

28 oh it's real. Sadly, the USDA found this picture and fined the artist $98,123.88 because it violated some bullshit regulation about the treatment of non-farm animals. just kidding, or am I?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't analyze nuthin, just offered his own anecdotal evidence at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (QxSug)

29 (Or men, since most people on the Internet are probably homos. :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (JgxX3)


*cough* Ace *cough*

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 12:34 PM (GRvW4)

30 >>>Revolution has lots of them, which is I guess what happens when you lose electricity.. It also has lots of (1) crying women, and (2) sassy sarcastic men.

Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (SexZN)

31 I don't recall ever picturing myself one way or another, but I almost always picture trolls as Jodie Foster stretched across a pinball machine.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (Dq4Pw)

32 Neighbor has corgis.  Nasty little POSs.  I'd punt them across my driveway, but he seems to have cottoned onto my hostility.

Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (6TB1Z)

33 Posted by: Romeo13 aka GreyWolf, Band of Black Tigers at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (lZBBB) !!!!!!!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (qPCAa)

34 Marines don't have to ask these kinds of questions. Just sayin'

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (+HvZ+)

35 "29 (Or men, since most people on the Internet are probably homos. :-P) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (JgxX3) *cough* Ace *cough* Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 05:34 PM (GRvW4) " Ace is a 31st level Assassin/Necromancer/Corgi apparently.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:35 PM (JgxX3)

36 Behold.  Corgis in costumes.



http://tinyurl.com/mxvsvrl

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (lVPtV)

37
It also has lots of (1) crying women, and (2) sassy sarcastic men.

The men are whiny, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (DlaLh)

38

i]I almost always picture trolls as Jodie Foster stretched across a pinball machine.

 

There's a 'multiball' joke to be had here.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (IvlEd)

39 Ace is a 31st level Assassin/Necromancer/Corgi apparently.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (JgxX3)


Dude, I don't even know what that means ...

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (GRvW4)

40 also, that artist was visited by a USDA SWAT team and held at gunpoint, along with his family and visiting friends, for 7 hours while the USDA put each one of the corgis to death, because of some bullshit regulation. Also, they accidentally shot the cat. While their 5 year old son was holding it. Luckily, the corgi puppy mill up the street was granted a waiver by Obama after donating $1M to fund obamacare. So, there's that. Just kidding, or am I?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't analyze nuthin, just offered his own anecdotal evidence at May 31, 2013 12:36 PM (QxSug)

41 Corgis are members of British royalty who often help Prince Charles write his speeches about global warming and shit

Posted by: Mallfly at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (bJm7W)

42 wooga:
>> Not real. No weapon shadows.

This blog is a cesspool of Corgi trutherism.

Posted by: sandy burger at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (y15sM)

43 since most people on the Internet are probably homos ************ well, as SFGoth sagely pointed out, that's why there's so much art and culture on the internet. and pr0n.

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't analyze nuthin, just offered his own anecdotal evidence at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (QxSug)

44

Or men, since most people on the Internet are probably homos. :-P)

 

I don't know about the internet but definitely on twitter.  Its a fact.  Google it. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (m2CN7)

45

speaking of sword fights...

Revolution has lots of them, which is I guess what happens when you lose electricity..

 

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Really?  No bows, crossbows, or slings?  Because quite frankly, I'd expect that those would all be a lot more common than swords given how few and far between blacksmiths are these days...

 

Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (UWFpX)

46 38 i]I almost always picture trolls as Jodie Foster stretched across a pinball machine. There's a 'multiball' joke to be had here. --- Best. Kegger. EVER~!

Posted by: Captain Hero at May 31, 2013 12:37 PM (zA7Zp)

47
And people are stupid in Revolution just like they got stupid in The Postman.

Why didn't they just detach the last car from the train and leave the bomb-log to blow up the locomotive!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (xIzGn)

48 "39 Ace is a 31st level Assassin/Necromancer/Corgi apparently. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (JgxX3) Dude, I don't even know what that means ... Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 05:36 PM (GRvW4) " It's a role-playing game reference.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (JgxX3)

49 I have no illusions. Check my nic.

Posted by: maddogg at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (OlN4e)

50 1st Amendment going bye bye, but look!Corgi's with weapons!!(just kidding)

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2013 12:38 PM (9XBK2)

51

This blog is a cesspool of Corgi trutherism.

 

 

with just a  pinch  of racism and a schtickel of grabassery.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (IvlEd)

52 42 wooga:
>> Not real. No weapon shadows.

This blog is a cesspool of Corgi trutherism.


Did you ever see the Corgi on the grassy knoll?  They're deadly shots.

Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (6TB1Z)

53 Meh, liberals are poodles. I'd like to see a poodle carrying Paris Hilton around.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (XYSwB)

54 Little yipping dogs with photoshop swords.

Posted by: Vic at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (lZvxr)

55 My sister's rescued Jack Russell thinks it's a pit bull. Always after the bigger dogs. It's a miracle another dog hasn't killed her at the dog park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 05:30 PM (lVPtV)


Mrs. Phinn and I once had a Shar Pei that failed obedience training three times.  We kept getting bumped down into the remedial class, again and again.  By the time we were at the lowest level -- reform school for dogs -- our dog's classmates were some pretty hard cases.

The worst, most difficult dog in that lowest-rung class?  A Yorkie.  Obstinate little fucker. 

The only type of dog the instructor refused to even admit to his class, even the remedial one?  Jack Russells. 

Untrainable, he said. 

Posted by: Phinn at May 31, 2013 12:39 PM (oFH2D)

56 It's a role-playing game reference.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (JgxX3)


No wonder I didn't know.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (GRvW4)

57 Ace is a Neutral/Chaotic Wizard Mage with Dark Armor that gives him +5 protection against vagina.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (Dq4Pw)

58 great, so we've gone from honey badger to corgis?

Posted by: Mallfly at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (bJm7W)

59 and the family's lawyer was audited by the IRS and forced to submit a list of prayers used at the dog's funeral. just kidding, or am I?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't analyze nuthin, just offered his own anecdotal evidence at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (QxSug)

60 Fuck it.

Posted by: Strife at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (Ul1S7)

61 +5 protection against vagina. *** lolz. I bet that's not the first time that's been used.

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't analyze nuthin, just offered his own anecdotal evidence at May 31, 2013 12:40 PM (QxSug)

62
Revolution also has  bows and cross bows. But the CQ (close quarters) fighting is usually done with swords.

Crossbows are stupid. The stupidest weapon ever, btw. I cringed when I saw Joffrey get his new crossbow this season. It's a weapon for dinks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (KeJAW)

63 I almost always picture trolls as Jodie Foster stretched across a pinball machine.

Hey now, Jodie has her moments.  Especially when she slurs her s, like in SOTL.  I apparently missed the memo that all country people use "sh" for "s".

Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (6TB1Z)

64 Corgi Fun Fact:  Corgis are responsible for the downfall of the Ottoman Empire. 

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (IvlEd)

65 "43 since most people on the Internet are probably homos ************ well, as SFGoth sagely pointed out, that's why there's so much art and culture on the internet. and pr0n. Posted by: joeindc44 didn't analyze nuthin, just offered his own anecdotal evidence at May 31, 2013 05:37 PM (QxSug) " There's not that much (good) art and culture on the Internet, so yeah, maybe. :-P (Lots of pr0n though.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (JgxX3)

66 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (Dq4Pw)

Man, you are unparalleled at calling people fags.  Just brilliant.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (GRvW4)

67 Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't cast a shadow either. Of course, he's not real.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 31, 2013 12:41 PM (Ec6wH)

68 Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first corgi for about a half an hour. Tricolor. Good six pounds, maybe six and a half. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the ears to the curled-over tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, corgis come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: corgi comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the corgi will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that corgi he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a corgi... he's got adorable eyes. Honey-colored eyes. Like a doll's eyes. A really cute doll with floppy ears. And then he licks you, Chief. He licks you right on the nose.

Posted by: Quint at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (LCRYB)

69 oh, speaking of shit, from Yahoo news:

"Syrian rebels battling the forces of President Bashar Assad must receive ammunition and heavy weapons to counter the regime's tanks and aircraft or it will be impossible for them to prevail, Sen. John McCain said days after he quietly slipped into Syria to meet with the opposition."

no comment needed. and remember, it's Senator McShitty to you.

Posted by: Mallfly at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (bJm7W)

70 WhenbI get in my Panzer I AM Konan. If you think I am a pup; you die!

Posted by: Roid at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (WM7Lk)

71 I'm gonna put my money oh Photoshop fr this one

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (DPdf7)

72 I thought Corgis  were dogs with downs syndrome?

Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (m2CN7)

73
a wrist-rocket would be a handy weapon, however

it's small and easily re-loadable

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:42 PM (LPRBM)

74 my brain, my brain!!!

Posted by: Yip at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (/jHWN)

75 Little yipping dogs with photoshop swords.

 

 

The, 'Get off my lawn.', is understood.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (IvlEd)

76
And projectiles for a slingshot are easy to come by, not like stupid arrows.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (yhYn1)

77 Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (GRvW4) It's kind of lazy to repeat, but I really like that one.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (Dq4Pw)

78 36 Behold. Corgis in costumes.   
http://tinyurl.com/mxvsvrl 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 05:36 PM (lVPtV)



I like how it looks like his eye is twitching.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

79 "44 Or men, since most people on the Internet are probably homos. :-P) I don't know about the internet but definitely on twitter. Its a fact. Google it. Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2013 05:37 PM (m2CN7) " Twitter can be worse than Gay pr0n. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:43 PM (JgxX3)

80 This thread makes me want to play Dark Souls...

Like I do the other six nights of the week.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (tWmgi)

81 The Corgi weapons are not real.  They cast no shadows.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (DuH+r)

82 Genius, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (IvlEd)

83

32 Neighbor has corgis. Nasty little POSs. I'd punt them across my driveway, but he seems to have cottoned onto my hostility.

 

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I've always wondered where the verb...'cottoned to'...came from.

 

And yeah, some corgis can be nasty and aggressive.

Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (CnFRK)

84 Red Alert from Fox:

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WARNS OF HIGH RISK OF VIOLENT TORNADOES IN OK

Posted by: Vic at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (lZvxr)

85 I like how it looks like his eye is twitching.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 05:43 PM (v3pYe




It looks like, "I will kill you.  You won't know where or when, but you will die.  Bitch."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2013 12:44 PM (lVPtV)

86 >>>The Corgi weapons are not real. They cast no shadows. They're FeyBlades.

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Who Wants to Believe at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (LCRYB)

87

Mind you, Corgies are nothing to sneeze at. The noted documentary series "Cowboy Bebop" contains many instances of their perfidy.

 

Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (xGZ+b)

88 Behold. Corgis in costumes. http://tinyurl.com/mxvsvrl *** that is not a happy face I am seeing there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (DPdf7)

89 Corgi.....so cute.  Any kory,juleff,kruger,fisher type corgi's around?  XOXO  email DMK for the auditor.  Cousin auditor what likes corgi's.  In Michigan.

Posted by: MichiganAuditor at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (cxl8k)

90 "53 Meh, liberals are poodles. I'd like to see a poodle carrying Paris Hilton around. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2013 05:39 PM (XYSwB) " Obama loves poodles.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (JgxX3)

91

IT'S A TRAP!

 

 

BTW, thos look like the low-level-staffers at the IRS that caused all the problems

 

 

Posted by: JakeID at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (q+zA9)

92 I   useta  be  Jody  Foster's  cooch  bug.  Ashley  won  me  in  card  game.  Foster  lost  me  in  a   pot   that  included  Judd's  corgi.  True  story.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Cooch Bug at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (WolTZ)

93 {declining comment on tough dogs}

Posted by: StandardPoodleOwner at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (vbzvs)

94 Obama loves poodles.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (JgxX3)

 

salted w/ peppers

 

 

 

Posted by: JakeID at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (q+zA9)

95

Next time, DM me your dog questions, as I am an expert.

 

Those are purebred Fighting Beach Corgis. Said to be Queen Elizabeth's favorites.

Posted by: spongeworthy--pooch whisperer at May 31, 2013 12:45 PM (r5w1L)

96 NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WARNS OF HIGH RISK OF VIOLENT TORNADOES IN OK *** Shep will be "wetting" his pants again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (DPdf7)

97 39 Ace is a 31st level Assassin/Necromancer/Corgi apparently. 
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (JgxX3) 

Dude, I don't even know what that means ... 
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 05:36 PM (GRvW4)



It means ace is WINNING!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (v3pYe)

98 " The worst, most difficult dog in that lowest-rung class? A Yorkie. Obstinate little fucker. " Does not surprise me in the least. Before my slutofaexsisterinlaw left her kids for the last.time, she bought a damn yorkie. Worst dog I've ever known.

Posted by: Lauren at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (wsGWu)

99 Corgis are all canine napoleons.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (k2ZBB)

100 "56 It's a role-playing game reference. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (JgxX3) No wonder I didn't know. Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (GRvW4) " All people are cool, but some people are cooler than others. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:46 PM (JgxX3)

101 NDH lol from last thread.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (qPCAa)

102 Do you even have to Cut and Paste that, anymore, or can you just type it out by rote at this point?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (IvlEd)

103 Corgiphobes!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 31, 2013 12:47 PM (ZshNr)

104 My sister's rescued Jack Russell thinks it's a pit bull.
---
Wife got a Jack Russell.  I think he's on steroids.  Dude is huge for his size.

Posted by: CUS at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (84pE9)

105 All people are cool, but some people are cooler than others. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:46 PM (JgxX3)


I must be a total nerd then.  Give me GTA, however, and I'm happy as a pig in shit.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (GRvW4)

106 Bess, you is my woman now. /Corgi

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (pxDth)

107

Crossbows are stupid. The stupidest weapon ever, btw. I cringed when I saw Joffrey get his new crossbow this season. It's a weapon for dinks.

 

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They're easy to use.  They don't require years of training to use effectively, and not having a disproportionately strong draw arm for the bowstring isn't going to keep you from punching holes in things with a crossbow bolt.

 

Swords are stupid, though, unless they're using mass formations (and though I haven't seen the series, I'm pretty confident that they're not).  Spears are much easier to make and use, and are reasonably effective at holding people off in barely-trained hands.

 

Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (UWFpX)

108

Posted by: StandardPoodleOwner at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (vbzvs)

 

Standard poodles are just dobermans with curly hair. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (m2CN7)

109 83 32 Neighbor has corgis. Nasty little POSs. I'd punt them across my driveway, but he seems to have cottoned onto my hostility. --------- I've always wondered where the verb...'cottoned to'...came from. Caught on to?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 12:48 PM (qPCAa)

110 >>>Do you even have to Cut and Paste that, anymore, or can you just type it out by rote at this point? the quint speech? I looked it up. Easy enough to cut and paste.

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (LCRYB)

111 They're Dark Runic Berserker swords. Of COURSE they don't cast shadows. Duh.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Elf Paladin/Healer at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (Dq4Pw)

112 I don't mind looking like those corgis. They're pretty awesome looking.

Posted by: NotCoach at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (NJNBv)

113 "57 Ace is a Neutral/Chaotic Wizard Mage with Dark Armor that gives him +5 protection against vagina. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (Dq4Pw) " Well, Chaotic Neutral is a pretty good choice. Though Chaotic Good might be better. :-P (Protection is probably a good idea. Not sure if +5 is good enough, though.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:49 PM (JgxX3)

114 67 Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't cast a shadow either. Of course, he's not real.    

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (Ec6wH)

 

 

 

He's wearing Camoflage.... Hello.....

Posted by: Hollywood special effects guy at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (lZBBB)

115
That Corgi picture is a felony and you have no right to post it.

Posted by: US Attorney Bill Killion at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (jKWYf)

116 NDH lol from last thread. *** Heh. It might not catch on quite as quickly as SCOAMF.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (DPdf7)

117 Easy enough to cut and paste.
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I tried that once here.  Ended up in a barrel.

Posted by: CUS at May 31, 2013 12:50 PM (84pE9)

118

>>I looked it up

 

 

Be cooler if you didn't...still, awesome.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (IvlEd)

119 That Corgi picture is a felony and you have no right to post it. **** It's exploitation. Plain and simple. We demand restitution.

Posted by: NAACD at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (DPdf7)

120 87 Mind you, Corgies are nothing to sneeze at. The noted documentary series "Cowboy Bebop" contains many instances of their perfidy.
Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (xGZ+b)


If corgis ever gain usable thumbs, we're screwed.

Well until someone comes up with kevlar shin guards.

Posted by: Mtenloch at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (pAlYe)

121

Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 05:48 PM (UWFpX)

 

Yup.... just ask Richard the Lionheart if Crossbows are effective...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 12:51 PM (lZBBB)

122 "62 Revolution also has bows and cross bows. But the CQ (close quarters) fighting is usually done with swords. Crossbows are stupid. The stupidest weapon ever, btw. I cringed when I saw Joffrey get his new crossbow this season. It's a weapon for dinks. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (KeJAW) " The Pope tried to interdict the use of crossbows against fellow Christians. For good reason.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (JgxX3)

123 Great post!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (5H6zj)

124 >>>I've always wondered where the verb...'cottoned to'...came from. Caught on to? Verb phrases 8. cotton (on) to, Informal. a. to become fond of; begin to like. b. to approve of; agree with: to cotton to a suggestion. c. to come to a full understanding of; grasp: More and more firms are cottoning on to the advantages of using computers. ---------------------------------------------------------- Origin: 1250–1300; Middle English coton < Old French < Old Italian cotone < Arabic qutun, variant of qutn

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (4Mv1T)

125   Heh.  It might not catch on quite as quickly as SCOAMF. 

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (DPdf7)


What's it stand for?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (v3pYe)

126 On the internet Corgis are hilarious.

http://tinyurl.com/l2hzgd9

http://tinyurl.com/lh4ejrq

Posted by: DaveA at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (DL2i+)

127 NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WARNS OF HIGH RISK OF VIOLENT TORNADOES IN OK

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Shep will be "wetting" his pants again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:46 PM (DPdf7)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

The air is ripe for that potential.   Even moreso than last week.  It all depends  if the winds aloft come together for it.  But down here at ground level, it's ominus.

Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (TqtU4)

128 What's it stand for? **** Elizabeth, you wanna take this one?

Posted by: NAACD at May 31, 2013 12:52 PM (DPdf7)

129

Corgi Fun Fact : Corgi is the only thing that scares a Gurkha.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (IvlEd)

130 speaking of sword fights...

Revolution has lots of them, which is I guess what happens when you lose electricity..

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM.,...................My wife loves that show. It's o.k. but I want to know why gas engines don't work? Yet they have some cheese looking device on their helicopters and tanks and cars which apparently allows them to run but they still need gas. WTH? Oh and the Mom on the show (blonde scientist chick) Is teh Hawt!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (/tc03)

131 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 12:53 PM (DPdf7)

132

If corgis ever gain usable thumbs, we're screwed.

Well until someone comes up with kevlar shin guards.

 

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But wait - if they have opposable thumbs, won't they just be able to remove the shin guards?

 

Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 12:54 PM (UWFpX)

133 Bwa-ha-ha!  Love the corgis.

Posted by: wyntre at May 31, 2013 12:54 PM (MrQiL)

134

My 2 Yorkies would take on those Corgis, they are that brazen. 

 

My littlest one charged a pit bull once. 

 

We'd stopped at our friends' house with our 2 "girls."  Our friends didn't tell us they'd bought a pit bull.  So we got a big surprise when they opened their front door.  He came bounding out of the house  - straight at us.  And my 4 lb  Yorkie jumped out of my arms and went after him - barking like mad while chasing him down the street. 

 

And I was chasing them both.  Scared the hell out of me.  But poor Chief was whining.  I don't think he knew what hit him.  Luckily he didn't turn on her. 

 

She's a little brat, but fearless. 

 

Needless to say, we make sure both girls are on leads before we open our car doors anymore. 

 

 

 

Posted by: Marybeth at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (Ks0w4)

135 "94 Obama loves poodles. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (JgxX3) salted w/ peppers Posted by: JakeID at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (q+zA9) " Commander-in-Dog-Chef.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (JgxX3)

136

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2013 05:53 PM (/tc03)

 

sigh.... have not seen it as I don't have cable.... may have to get the Lady Friend to DVR it for me....

 

So I can laugh at the swordplay....

 

PS... best swordfights in the movies?  The 3 and 4 Musketeers with Michael York and Raquel Welch...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (lZBBB)

137  /twitch


Got an ad on Pandora talking about how California has a budget surplus thanks to their last round of tax increases, and we need to save state Medicaid spending from any cuts.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (sGtp+)

138 Verb phrases
8.
cotton (on) to, Informal.
a. to become fond of; begin to like.

b. to approve of; agree with: to cotton to a suggestion.

c. to come to a full understanding of; grasp: More and more firms are cottoning on to the advantages of using computers.

----------------------------------------------------------

Origin:
1250–1300; Middle English coton

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (4Mv1T)

 

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We cotton to vayjayjays.

Posted by: Tampex, Inc. at May 31, 2013 12:55 PM (TqtU4)

139 Commander-in-Reggie.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (JgxX3)

140 125 Heh. It might not catch on quite as quickly as SCOAMF. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (DPdf7) What's it stand for? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (v3pYe) From last thread: Elizabethe: 202 I'm in a constant state of self restraint to not email my lib sister and ask her WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bullshit fuck! I can't believe you support these bullshit pro union obamacare death squad cluster fuck envirofacist policies!!!!!!!!! NDH: The BPUODSCFE?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (qPCAa)

141
I'm only on episode 5, so I'm not sure if they can even create 'spark.'

Plus, how do they make gas?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (Fely/)

142 cat thread

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (DPdf7)

143 Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (4Mv1T)

I knew a Southerner was going to answer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (O6Tmi)

144 Corgi Fun Fact : Corgi is the only thing that scares a Gurkha.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 05:53 PM (IvlEd)

 

Soo... its your contention that the Corgi are the Chuck Norris of the Dog World???

 

Small but Awsome???

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 12:56 PM (lZBBB)

145 While we're nerding out for a second, has anyone read Michael Moorecock's 'Elric' books?

They rival the best in the genre, IMHO.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 31, 2013 12:57 PM (tWmgi)

146 If we're talking doggehs I ended up with my late wife's Border Collie- which she thought was a small Golden Retriever. The widow lady I'm seeing grew up with Border Collies and identified him for me. I had what I thought was "a big mutt with some Mastiff in her because she's so incredibly strong" abandoned here. When the house next door was being demolished one of the crew asked about her, I told him my theory- "Nope- Rhodesian Ridgeback- look it up on the web...." And that is indeed what Sasha is- a Lion Dog. She is as strong as a strong man and incredibly protective of me and Cole-boy.

Posted by: backhoe at May 31, 2013 12:57 PM (ULH4o)

147 NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WARNS OF HIGH RISK OF VIOLENT TORNADOES IN OK I was looking at the North America ice/snow map yesterday and there are *still* lakes in Canada iced over, and it's almost June. Temperature extremes produce extreme weather where they meet. People in the 'heartland' of the country have to be careful for the next couple of weeks.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 31, 2013 12:57 PM (U2UQk)

148 The Corgi.... wasn't that the Villain in the first Highlander movie??? /joking...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 12:57 PM (lZBBB)

149 "105 All people are cool, but some people are cooler than others. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 05:46 PM (JgxX3) I must be a total nerd then. Give me GTA, however, and I'm happy as a pig in shit. Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 31, 2013 05:48 PM (GRvW4) " The GTA franchise is a little nihilistic. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 12:58 PM (JgxX3)

150 I'm only on episode 5, so I'm not sure if they can even create 'spark.'

Plus, how do they make gas?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM ........I have only seen them take it out of old broken down stuff. They should call the show The day after Obama leaves office.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2013 12:58 PM (/tc03)

151 Jodie Foster stretched across a pinball machine.

Posted by: J'accuse! at May 31, 2013 12:58 PM (+mvGT)

152 145 While we're nerding out for a second, has anyone read Michael Moorecock's 'Elric' books? They rival the best in the genre, IMHO. Posted by: The Obsidian Owl I think I have every one of them. Stormbringer and Mournblade....

Posted by: backhoe at May 31, 2013 12:59 PM (ULH4o)

153 >>While we're nerding out for a second, has anyone read Michael Moorecock's 'Elric' books? i read like two stories. I don't like 'em. What am I missing? He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. I don't like the "Anything Can Happen" magic, I don't like the anti-hero mewling british wanker revisionist crap.

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2013 12:59 PM (LCRYB)

154 It isn't real. But corgi fights are still teh awsome.

Posted by: Jack at May 31, 2013 12:59 PM (gWHwW)

155

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (tWmgi)

 

the Eternal Champion Cycle???  with the Eternal SideKick???  LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 12:59 PM (lZBBB)

156 *squeals like a girl* I love Corgis! Too  cute.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (KL49F)

157 "115 That Corgi picture is a felony and you have no right to post it. Posted by: US Attorney Bill Killion at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (jKWYf) " Muslims hate dogs. Except the Indonesian ones, I guess.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (JgxX3)

158 Posted by: Romeo13 at May 31, 2013 05:55 PM.......It's on regular free sucky TV. I think NBC on Mon or Tues? I think.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (/tc03)

159

124...Origin:
 1250–1300; Middle English coton

 

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (4Mv1T)

 

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Thanks, TR.

So I guess the verb "cotton to" pre-dates the naming of the cotton plant?

Posted by: wheatie at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (CnFRK)

160   Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM (qPCAa)


Ah, quite a mouthful, though accurate. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 31, 2013 01:00 PM (sGtp+)

161 I think I have every one of them. Stormbringer and Mournblade....

Posted by: backhoe at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (ULH4o)


Nice. I love a main character that I'm gonna hate sometimes, you know? Elric can be downright monstrous.

Throw in Stormbringer and Arioch and you've got a recipe for consistent coolness.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 31, 2013 01:01 PM (tWmgi)

162 tornado thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 01:01 PM (DPdf7)

163 159 So I guess the verb "cotton to" pre-dates the naming of the cotton plant?   ---------   Apparently, someone cottoned to the cotton plant somewhere along the line.  

Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 31, 2013 01:03 PM (NmR1a)

164 'Elric' books?

http://tinyurl.com/c4l92l

Posted by: DaveA at May 31, 2013 01:04 PM (DL2i+)

165 I don't like the "Anything Can Happen" magic, I don't like the anti-hero mewling british wanker revisionist crap.

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (LCRYB)


Fair criticisms. I always appreciated that magic wasn't always at his disposal, and even when he did, it was a one off that left him wrecked and at anyone's mercy. He's not a musclebound BA, instead he constantly had to be mindful of his frailty 


That, mixed with the politics and associations of all of the supernatural entities, I felt Moorecock was able to keep things fresh and keep you guessing. It has been a while since I read them so perhaps your criticisms will be more glaring to me when the urge to read them again strikes.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 31, 2013 01:06 PM (tWmgi)

166 I asked a really dumb question, but I have to know: Is it possible this is real? Like, they put little weapon-gloves on the corgis to make them hold the weapons? Because I'd like it to be real. Shadows don't match.

Posted by: NukemHill at May 31, 2013 01:09 PM (7WLzC)

167 *squeals like a girl* I love Corgis! Too cute. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 31, 2013 06:00 PM (KL49F) I was trying to restrain myself but... this! *squeals like a girl*

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 01:19 PM (qPCAa)

168 i read like two stories. I don't like 'em. What am I missing? He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. I don't like the "Anything Can Happen" magic, I don't like the anti-hero mewling british wanker revisionist crap. Posted by: ace at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (LCRYB) this as well. I have no idea how this series became iconic.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 01:20 PM (qPCAa)

169 Anyone listening to Mark Levin? No facepalm big enough.

Posted by: Lauren at May 31, 2013 01:21 PM (CI6VY)

170

While we're nerding out for a second, has anyone read Michael Moorecock's 'Elric' books?

They rival the best in the genre, IMHO.

 

----------------------

 

Most of them.  Oddly enough, I just mentioned "The Dreamthief's Daughter" in a different forum earlier this week.

 

Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 01:21 PM (UWFpX)

171 They rival the best in the genre, IMHO. Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (tWmgi) if you're still here, what do you consider the best in the genre? oh bother, I'll ask on another thread. Like your nic, btw.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 01:21 PM (qPCAa)

172 Actually it would be more accurate to show this breed weilding Lucerne Hammers . Word .

Posted by: DrDrill at May 31, 2013 01:23 PM (okHyQ)

173 Number 153 . Try Jack Vance and first 2 or three books of the Dying Earth series . Mr Vance just passed away . I remember when my parents where moving and they found my brother's 20 year old Elric books . My mother had forgotten what her youngest child had read in Junior High and believed Moorcock was some sort of Porn Star . It took me 5 minutes for me to convince her ," Yes that is his real name , Why Mom ? Because he's British ."

Posted by: DrDrill at May 31, 2013 01:31 PM (okHyQ)

174 Late to the thread, but I have a corgi and she is awesome. I would not like to get in a fight with her though. They think they are big dogs and they can be bad-ass when they decide to be.

Posted by: snall town girl at May 31, 2013 01:39 PM (NHZsq)

175 Because I'd like it to be real.

Then it is real, bro.  If anybody tells you different just call them a racist.

Posted by: A Lefty at May 31, 2013 01:47 PM (Fr15L)

176 Actors and corgies, strikingly similar.

Posted by: ExPat Patriot at May 31, 2013 01:56 PM (LPbig)

177   Two points:

  1)  I have two corgis.  Really smart, but tend to 'herd' people (Buddy, the male, sometimes tries to keep me from leaving for work by doing the heeler thing and pretending to bite my ankle).  Good watch dogs, though, will definitely let you know if someone is snooping around your house.

  2)  Moorcock (what a great name for an author) did a much better job with the Corum series.  If you ever wonder where the idea for the Eye and Hand of Vecna came from in D and D, they took it directly from the Corum series (long story short, hero loses eye and hand, has it replaced with demon eye and hand, proceeds to fuck shit up).  I give it three thumbs up.

Posted by: Pave Low John at May 31, 2013 01:57 PM (OCWSt)

178 "The only type of dog the instructor refused to even admit to his class, even the remedial one? Jack Russells. Untrainable, he said. " Posted by Phinn --------------------------------------- Difficult dogs perhaps, but a well bred JRT is quite trainable. It's no accident that they are fairly common in theatrical/commercial work. Click with a JRT and you can get him to do almost anything. Problems arise with owners who couldn't manage a cooperative breed (like a Golden) getting a Jack 'cause they want a "small dog". Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 31, 2013 02:03 PM (PwV7G)

179 Seamus Muldoon, "Bess, You is My Woman Now"/ Corgi- thread winner.

Posted by: LadyS at May 31, 2013 02:05 PM (J6/J5)

180 If corgis are good enough for Her Majesty the Queen, then they're good enough for me. Bark! Bark! That's my other corgi impersonation.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 02:18 PM (9+vDU)

181 It's like the Viking kittens...minus the Led Zeppelin soundtrack.

Posted by: Meezle at May 31, 2013 02:38 PM (SH1Mm)

182 Cry Havoc! And let slip loose...

Posted by: Better Later than Never (which, if you think about, is SOP) at May 31, 2013 03:50 PM (qam6F)

183 No opposable thumbs.....

Posted by: fu52 at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (NYXC6)

184 The Corgi pic is from Photoshop Battles on Reddit.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at May 31, 2013 09:21 PM (BdzEV)

185

THIS is a real Corgi fight. Bare knuckle, slam bam, knock 'em down and gouge their eye out fighting!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2wF0vTtkRM

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at June 01, 2013 03:31 AM (52QEX)

186 Hello, shopped.

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at June 01, 2013 05:47 AM (3zW8P)

187 You guys! You guys! Where do you find this stuff? Corgi's with fake swords and axes fighting a faux duel. Priceless. I don't have time to research this stuff. I have to actually work for a living. Is there a place on your staff for me? Before anyone makes a comment like 'Bend over" or "BJ boy" ..I have guns and am not afraid to use them. Resume sent!

Posted by: Cartman's _Evil_Twin at June 01, 2013 07:13 AM (yGDnC)

188 you guys are all homos - discussing the dogs and all.

sandahl bergman in body paint with a weapon, no less!  stfu.

in addition to being valeria, sandahl bergmen was the dancer that took her top off in 'all that jazz'


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