August 30, 2016

Pen and a Phone: Obama to Sign Climate Treaty Without The Whole Bother of Senate Approval
— Ace

It's not a treaty, Obama explains. It's merely a legally binding executive agreement.

From The Washington Times:

The White House on Monday defended President Obama’s decision to enter into the Paris climate accord without Senate ratification but stopped short of confirming a Chinese report that he will do so this week during his trip to China.
Still, it would surprise no one if Mr. Obama and Chinese President Xi Jinping were to announce the ratification of the sweeping climate change agreement before the Sunday opening of the Group of 20 summit in Hangzhou, Zhejiang.

White House senior adviser Brian Deese said the president has the legal authority to ratify the accord without the two-thirds Senate vote required for treaties. He said the pact negotiated by 195 countries in December is merely an “executive agreement.”

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Republicans have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification and warned the Obama administration as well as international leaders that Congress will not be bound by an agreement ratified by unilateral executive action.

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1 If it's not a treaty, it only legally binds his administration. A President Trump should be under no requirements to adhere to it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 08:07 AM (KUaJL)

2 also first.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 08:07 AM (KUaJL)

3 This. Fucking. Guy.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2016 08:07 AM (LEJHr)

4 The power of my pen and phone compel you

Posted by: Obama at August 30, 2016 08:07 AM (wrS2o)

5 And corgis called.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 08:08 AM (KUaJL)

6 This, in so many ways, is The Story of Obama.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2016 08:08 AM (LEJHr)

7 Basically the Kyoto Treaty under Cliton.

Posted by: CTR at August 30, 2016 08:09 AM (7wyDO)

8 All shall love me and All shall despair!

Posted by: Auto Pen at August 30, 2016 08:09 AM (LEJHr)

9 I was gonna say "None dare call it treason," but heck, in reality about 65% of the country is calling it treason. Which it is.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 08:09 AM (jBuUi)

10 Obama could have explained it better by calling it a red-line treaty. I can't wait until the Chinese find out how mush a promise from Obama is worth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2016 08:09 AM (1ISKN)

11 Hey let's shut the Government down over this! ....Oh yeah, we already fully funded this fuck for the rest of his term and beyond. Brilliant!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 08:10 AM (zp+j1)

12 US President signs agreement with Communists to hobble American industry?

Have you been stealing our headlines?

Posted by: True Facts Russian News at August 30, 2016 08:10 AM (02d9D)

13 > Republicans have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification declared that they will fold like the folders of Manila when they are pressured.

Posted by: ArthurK at August 30, 2016 08:10 AM (h53OH)

14 What one Chief Executive has made another can unmake.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 08:10 AM (RD7QR)

15 > Republicans have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification declared that they will fold like the folders of Manila when they are pressured. Posted by: ArthurK at August 30, 2016 01:10 PM (h53OH) Have a non binding vote expressing their displeasure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (zp+j1)

16 Yet ANOTHER reason that "President Trump" is a ESSENTIAL outcome in November. Because if Hillary wins, this "executive order" handing over our national sovereignty to a bunch of ChiComs and EuroGreens will be allowed to obtain IN PERPETUITY.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (jBuUi)

17 As I've said before, one of the truly beautiful thoughts of a Trump presidency is watching the steam pouring out of TFG's dumbo ears as The Donald takes a giant steaming dump on him and his awful legacy during the swearing in. The best part is that TFG can't say a word, and has to sit there and take it and be humiliated in front of the world before he's forced to scurry off like a cockroach.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (a5M4B)

18 This fucking guy...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (0mRoj)

19 The Senate should proceed with a ratification vote.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (e8kgV)

20 What the story I linked this morning said was that he planned to "ratify" it himself.  The illegal treaty was already signed in Paris just like the Al Bore pig signing the Kyoto Treaty which the Senate tabled in a 98-0 vote.  It was never ratified.


His spokes-liar said he had the authority to ratify it himself.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

21 And the fucking RINOs will do what, exactly, to stop him? Didn't think so.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (7HtZB)

22 It'll be nice - for certain definitions of nice - when the media finally remember the concept of separation of powers when President Trump is elected.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (KUaJL)

23 Are there secret codicils?  It can't be an Obama treaty without secret codicils and mutually-assured "understandings" and "intents".

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (JBggj)

24 Republicans have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification and warned the Obama administration as well as international leaders that Congress will not be bound by an agreement ratified by unilateral executive action. ------------------ But Ryan and The turtle will honor it Congress has made itself irrelevant. With Fredo anyway.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2016 08:11 AM (Fmupd)

25 So, impeachment?

Cause if someone who wasn't a tyrant tried this the media have a collective aneurism.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 30, 2016 08:12 AM (WuRdh)

26 14: "What one Chief Executive has made another can unmake." Regardless of what team is in office, when was the last time any law, regulation, rule, or EO got unmade? Prohibition? Don't count on ANYONE undoing the fundamental transformation.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:12 AM (UPYPp)

27 I hope he does sign it. It can only help Trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 08:12 AM (zp+j1)

28 When I get elected President, there are going to be two promises I make.

(1) Executive orders are limited, and solely to be used to direct what few departments I leave in the Executive Branch on how to carry out a law duly enacted by Congress.

(2) Presidential pardons will not be issued to subvert verdicts from duly constituted courts and juries.  The only time they will be used is to undo convictions that solely arose out of political vendetta.

Vote for Qoheleth, and restore the Republic.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:13 AM (iIzG7)

29 from the fake stimulus to obamacare to climate change to syrian refugees we have no "President" currently

Posted by: Pelosi at August 30, 2016 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

30

 

declared that they will fold like the folders of Manila when they are pressured.

Posted by: ArthurK at August 30, 2016 01:10 PM (h53OH)

 

 

They can't fold on this one,especially this close to an election.If they do they'll get creamed in Nov.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 08:13 AM (lKyWE)

31 Affirmative Action Has Consequences.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2016 08:13 AM (LEJHr)

32 As I've said before, one of the truly beautiful thoughts of a Trump presidency is watching the steam pouring out of TFG's dumbo ears as The Donald takes a giant steaming dump on him and his awful legacy during the swearing in.
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That's assuming that the Obamas would show up for the Trump inauguration.  I wouldn't take that as a given.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (JBggj)

33 23 Are there secret codicils? It can't be an Obama treaty without secret codicils and mutually-assured "understandings" and "intents". Posted by: mrp The secret codicil is that we send our Gross National Product in small bills loaded on wooden pallets in the middle of the night to every tinpot third-world shithole for the next 25 years, while we don animal skins and retreat into caves.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (jBuUi)

34 >>So, impeachment? Sorry. It's off the table.

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (LEJHr)

35 Does anyone believe the Republicans wont go along with this?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (RTMHr)

36 wutta twat

Posted by: mike hunt at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (ZA6MC)

37 F*cking dictator.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (1ZOkK)

38 Like so many of the Left's actions, this is calculated to create media attention by poisoning the well. It places Republicans on the defensive. There will be no press attention to the vapidness of Obama's action, but plenty on the idea of 'Republican Obstructionism'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 08:14 AM (9mTYi)

39 Republicans have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification and warned the Obama administration as well as international leaders that Congress will not be bound by an agreement ratified by unilateral executive action. Before the surrender and meekly go along

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 08:15 AM (493sH)

40 As I posted this morning, I hope Trump tells the commies that illegal treaty is gone as soon as he is in office.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

41 Does this actually obligate us to do anything?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 08:15 AM (IqV8l)

42 Is this the Funyuns Hour at AoS?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:16 AM (RTMHr)

43 Fortunately, impeachment is off the table. So, to kill time we're going to drink some Maddog and stare at school children for a while.

Posted by: Sen Turdle and Squeaker of the House Eddie Munster at August 30, 2016 08:16 AM (0cMkb)

44 Obama to Sign Climate Treaty Without The Whole Bother of Senate Approval And mention of an imperial presidency from the MFM? I didn't think so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 08:17 AM (493sH)

45 Is this the Funyuns Hour at AoS?
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The Steakhouse Onion Funyons are awesome.  Try a pack today!

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:17 AM (JBggj)

46 28: "Vote for Qoheleth, and restore the Republic." A republic can only be maintained by a moral and virtuous people. The people are not only no longer moral, but they revile virtue. Such a people are not suited to a republic, or any democratic form of government. The route our government is going down cannot be changed until the people change.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:17 AM (UPYPp)

47

 

Does this actually obligate us to do anything?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 01:15 PM (IqV8l)

 

 

Not if congress doesn't go along with it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 08:17 AM (lKyWE)

48 I'd like to see his pen shoved inside a razor-wired pineapple.  You guys know the rest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:17 AM (1ZOkK)

49 There is no republic. It is long past dead. Time to stop pretending.

Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 08:17 AM (71OEY)

50 What will the congress do?

Abso-effing-lutely nothing.

Except possible praise Preezy Golf's a Lot for his foresight on climate change.

question of the day: Why do we have a legislative branch? Just wondering. Ryan? Ryan? Bueller?

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 30, 2016 08:18 AM (tvyXw)

51 President Hilary's first executive action will be ordering all men to menstruate.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:18 AM (7HtZB)

52 41 Does this actually obligate us to do anything? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. On paper, it obligates us to cripple our economy for decades. But even the leftist Euro-governments who actually DO ratify these things can never actually keep to the treaty's stipulations, so good luck trying to force the future US to obey this thing.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 08:18 AM (jBuUi)

53 If you want your breath to stink, do you eat Doritos or Funyons or Sour Cream & Onion potato chips?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:18 AM (RTMHr)

54 CNN:  Lets degrade the National Anthem, because it about slavery you know....Look at the words, Key owned slaves!  etc...etc....etc....

Posted by: Colin at August 30, 2016 08:18 AM (hIWCG)

55 The way to stop this is to make sure every American understands how this will affect them. You want to play the Xbox now kids, hop on the stationary bike attached to a generator so you can charge the battery, play Pokemon Go, start pedaling. Germany is stepping back from renewable power because power bills jumped up 10 times. I pay 1000.00 a month for the fans, swamp coolers and lighting for one chicken house, we have three. Do you think that there will be 1.00 chicken sandwiches at any fast food place when growers, farmers and cooks ate paying 10 times more for power.

Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2016 08:18 AM (s0VSd)

56 47: "Not if congress doesn't go along with it." Except for all those agencies that will enforce it. Will ye, nill ye.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:19 AM (UPYPp)

57 Didn't Slick sign the Kyoto Treaty?  (I understand J. J. arrived late for the signing ceremony , due to climate change).  The US Senate then voted 98-0 against enforcing the Treaty in any way, shape, or form.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:19 AM (JBggj)

58 Oh dear, we better vote for Kelly Ayotte so shell stop this!

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:19 AM (RTMHr)

59 Somewhere, John Boehner is crying. Again.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 30, 2016 08:19 AM (t41dG)

60 **spit**

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2016 08:19 AM (NpXoL)

61 If you want your breath to stink, do you eat Doritos or Funyons or Sour Cream & Onion potato chips?>>>

Go with the Limburger cheese dip.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2016 08:20 AM (wrS2o)

62 And TFG was a "lecturer" in Con Law at U of C. If anybody had paid attention in his class, they would have flunked the bar exam.

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 30, 2016 08:20 AM (o0ky2)

63 46 28: "Vote for Qoheleth, and restore the Republic." A republic can only be maintained by a moral and virtuous people. The people are not only no longer moral, but they revile virtue. Such a people are not suited to a republic, or any democratic form of government. The route our government is going down cannot be changed until the people change. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (UPYPp) I nominate myself for benevolent dictator. It may be a little, uh, messy at the beginning but I think the results will speak for themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:20 AM (0mRoj)

64 This is the equivalent of Bill Clinton signing the Kyoto protocols, which were to have the force of law if ratified by the Senate, which of course never happened. It is virtue signalling on a global scale, by the biggest of the big boys. Like some dead English dude said, all sound and fury meaning nothing.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 08:20 AM (kKHcp)

65 57 Didn't Slick sign the Kyoto Treaty? (I understand J. J. arrived late for the signing ceremony , due to climate change). The US Senate then voted 98-0 against enforcing the Treaty in any way, shape, or form.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 01:19 PM (JBggj)


As I said, they voted 98-0 to not even bring it to the floor for a vote.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (mpXpK)

66 Ah yes, I fogot dip.

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (RTMHr)

67 make it stop......seriously

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (0O7c5)

68 This fucking guy makes me sick each and every single day by his pettiness. Petulant man child. Tyrant. And "Congress" sits on their ass and hands and looks around saying "Welp, we can't do anything, sorry."

The next few months are going to be even worse I fear. Ugh. I need to stop reading the news at times and just unplug.

Posted by: turambar at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (ur33b)

69 Not the hill to die on!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (kTF2Z)

70 The route our government is going down cannot be changed until the people change.

I'll change the people.  In fact, I have a list with 52% of them, and I'm working on trading them in.

Kidding aside, of course, you're right, and I think we're way past that.  But if I didn't have my fantasy of taking charge and fixing things, I'd probably just drink myself stupid.

"A man drink like that, and don't eat, is goin' to die."

(Long, wistful pause)  "When?"

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (iIzG7)

71 OT,  but related to the last thread:

Jane Fonda urinal target stickers for sale on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Hanoi-Jane-Urinal-Target-Package/dp/B00CC3XPZK


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (I9W/6)

72 He's signing it. It's like giving his word. Confucius probably has a saying that'll tell you how much you need to add to get a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Make a Wish Global Initiative at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (nFwvY)

73 35 Does anyone believe the Republicans wont go along with this? Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 01:14 PM (RTMHr ------------------- There's a lot of money tied up and a lot of money to be made in the carbon trade extortion racket. Yeah, congress will "reluctantly" have to abide by this deal.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (Fmupd)

74 Alternate Headline. The United States has adopted China's form of government.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (HJEuH)

75 And Al Bore signed it, not Clinton.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:21 AM (mpXpK)

76 67 make it stop......seriously

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (0O7c5)



Is Juan McCain ahead? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:22 AM (1ZOkK)

77

 

So if an agreement that involves 195 countries that will have a huge influence on global trade isn't a treaty what is?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 08:22 AM (lKyWE)

78 Because sure, of all the problems we face, whether or not the temps have gone up a fraction of a degree or not, and will continue to go up fractions of degrees over the next few centuries is our most pressing concern.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 08:22 AM (TOk1P)

79 Not if congress doesn't go along with it. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (lKyWE) Hahahahaha... oh, that was good. Since when has Congress not only gone along with everything nor acted to expand on the stupidity? Really, we're talking about the people who gave TFG unilateral authority to raise the debt limit, failed to even slow down the most egregious executive overreaches, and barely does anything beyond naming post offices and rubber stamp new, vast regulations anymore. Obamacare should have collapsed under it's own weight by now but those fucks have actively voted to shore it up.

Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 08:22 AM (71OEY)

80 Somewhere, John Boehner is crying. Again. Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 30, 2016 01:19 PM (t41dG) meh, he's still busy planning revenge on those darn conservatives and tea party folk

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 08:23 AM (qCMvj)

81 So if an agreement that involves 195 countriesthat will have a huge influence on global trade isn't a treaty what is?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 01:22 PM (lKyWE)


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The last, futile gasp from the globalist clown circus.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:23 AM (JBggj)

82 Step 3000 on making Electricity impossible for the common American to afford. Silly plebe, only the elites deserve electricity. Go back to your cave.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 30, 2016 08:24 AM (WDCYi)

83 62 And TFG was a "lecturer" in Con Law at U of C. If anybody had paid attention in his class, they would have flunked the bar exam.

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 30, 2016 01:20 PM (o0ky2)


He was a "guest lecturer" and that picture of him at the school board they always show of him was a lecture on Alinsky Communist Methods.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:24 AM (mpXpK)

84 Is Juan McCain ahead?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 01:22 PM


Jane, are you trying to make phoenixgirl start drinking early?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 08:24 AM (bzd8I)

85
Cause if someone who wasn't a tyrant tried this the media have a collective aneurism.
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I think the word you're looking for isn't "tyrant" it's Democrat.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 30, 2016 08:24 AM (tvyXw)

86 Not the hill to die on! Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (kTF2Z) There are no more hills...Only ditches.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 08:24 AM (kKHcp)

87 Jane Fonda urinal target stickers for sale on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Hanoi-Jane-Urinal-Target-Package/dp/B00CC3XPZK


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (I9W/6)



There's an Obama urinal target with a smug pic of him saying "I pissed on your rights."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (1ZOkK)

88 Agree turambar - sometimes I find myself holding back tears of anger/frustration as I read. I hate these people as I never thought possible.

Posted by: PonyTail at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (Za6CI)

89 Anyone remember the EO Clinton signed in his last days in office regarding restricting trace arsenic in water? No press for that, but they went ballistic when Bush rescinded it. Same thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (kTF2Z)

90 Rape Me is on the radio right now.

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (RTMHr)

91 Alternate Headline. The United States has adopted China's form of government. Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (HJEuH) Alternate Alternate: American government bows at the altar of Globalizationism.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (TOk1P)

92 Obama sucks Anthony dick.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (HJEuH)

93 Obama also said "If I like my Dr. I can keep my Dr." So it is not like I need to honor what he signs.

Posted by: Picric at August 30, 2016 08:25 AM (s0VSd)

94 90: "Rape Me is on the radio right now." Well, it IS Tuesday.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:26 AM (UPYPp)

95 Anyone remember the EO Clinton signed in his last days in office regarding restricting trace arsenic in water? No press for that, but they went ballistic when Bush rescinded it. Same thing.


wasn't a treaty - this garbage "agreement" won't worth the paper it's printed on...

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 08:26 AM (c6/9Q)

96 I look forward to footage of Obama bowing before Xi Jinping.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (t41dG)

97 I Love Rock N Roll is on the radio right now. I wanna take you home Where we can be aloonne

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (RTMHr)

98 I need to stop reading the news at times and just unplug. Posted by: turambar That won't make it go away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (IqV8l)

99 86 Not the hill to die on! Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (kTF2Z) There are no more hills...Only ditches. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM ( Which will function as future mass graves.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (HJEuH)

100 93: "So it is not like I need to honor what he signs." Sure. The IRS, EPA, FBI, ATF, DEA, etc., etc., totally won't fuck with you over your non-compliance.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (UPYPp)

101 Maybe we should just throw his ass into solitary confinement for the next 100 years, you know, without the bother of impeachment or law...

Posted by: Mad as hell at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (W41Dn)

102 So if an agreement that involves 195 countriesthat will have a huge influence on global trade isn't a treaty what is? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 01:22 PM (lKyWE) Remember how we used to joke about newspeak and 1984? This fucking administration has made a habit out of relabeling things and Congress just goes along with it. Remember "It's not a war, it's a Kinetic Military Action (sending the military to Libya to kill Gaddafi), Ft. Hood was "Workplace Violence", "Man-Caused Disasters",... It was amusing watching Global Warming evolve through is various, completely discredited incarnations to become Man Made Climate Change. These fuckers have taken Newspeak to a whole new level.

Posted by: Damiano at August 30, 2016 08:27 AM (71OEY)

103 96 I look forward to footage of Obama bowing before Xi Jinping.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 30, 2016 01:27 PM (t41dG)



I keep praying for video of the JEF tumbling down the steps of AF1. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (1ZOkK)

104 57 Didn't Slick sign the Kyoto Treaty? (I understand J. J. arrived late for the signing ceremony , due to climate change). The US Senate then voted 98-0 against enforcing the Treaty in any way, shape, or form. Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 01:19 PM (JBggj) The Senate voted on treaties? How quaint. MTV still showed music videos way back then, too. You kids want a Werther's Original?

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (7HtZB)

105 Republicans have insisted. Oh, that's rich.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (WlQGZ)

106 No sleep till... BROOKLYN!!

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (RTMHr)

107 "You can't stop the signal!"

Posted by: The Future-Forward Deceased Mr. Universe at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (JBggj)

108 85
Cause if someone who wasn't a tyrant tried this the media have a collective aneurism.
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I think the word you're looking for isn't "tyrant" it's Democrat.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM (tvyXw)

I was originally going to write 'Cause if someone with an R next to their name tried this...'

But then I thought about it, and as much as the media hates the R's and tries to pretend the two parties are not the same, I think they'd be down with an Obama who happened to be a 'Republican.'

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (WuRdh)

109 There are no more hills...Only ditches. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM Hey! We like ditches! Obama promised us slurpees while he does all the work!

Posted by: Congress at August 30, 2016 08:28 AM (71OEY)

110 Then it has the lifespan of the Obama Administration. Frankly, the man cannot be bothered to actually do any of the work of the office.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 08:29 AM (hLRSq)

111 But if they just stopped talking about global warming, wouldn't it go away? Instead they're getting a bijillion countries to agree it exists. Dummies.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2016 08:29 AM (gTQoY)

112 Can we just set fire to anyone mentioning Global Warming?  Or set them adrift on an iceberg, their choice.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (8J/Te)

113 Where is Stringfellow Hawke when you need him?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (UPYPp)

114 There are no more hills...Only ditches.

Well, there's that whole "shovel-ready" thing we were promised.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (iIzG7)

115 The guy from Airwolf??

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (RTMHr)

116 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (RD7QR)

117 48 >> I'd like to see his pen shoved inside a razor-wired pineapple. You guys know the rest.
 
Include the fabled phone with that, Jane, and then wait for the news that
 
"The call -- It's coming from INSIDE the colon."

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (gyKtp)

118 Washington Generals have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification and warned the Harlem Globetrotters as well as international leaders that Congress will not be bound by an agreement ratified by unilateral executive action. And also, Meadowlark Lemon should not be permitted to use a trampoline to dunk the ball.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 08:30 AM (TOk1P)

119 Where is Mad Max when you need him?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (RTMHr)

120 79 Not if congress doesn't go along with it. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (lKyWE) Hahahahaha... oh, that was good. Since when has Congress not only gone along with everything nor acted to expand on the stupidity? Really, we're talking about the people who gave TFG unilateral authority to raise the debt limit, failed to even slow down the most egregious executive overreaches, and barely does anything beyond naming post offices and rubber stamp new, vast regulations anymore. Obamacare should have collapsed under it's own weight by now but those fucks have actively voted to shore it up. For those of you that had THREADWINNER at #79, please make your way to the ticket booth for payout.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (SCOa6)

121 What else is Barry going to sign, say, and discuss before he takes October off to campaign for Hillary?

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (JBggj)

122 I've written letters, emails, made phone calls. Stopped by a few offices to drop a letter off even. Congress doesn't give a crap. As long as they get their money and people flock to them for approval or favors all is well in the land. Petty little feudal lords. Ugh. I check each morning when I go into DC for work to see what flag is flying. "Just in case".

I am so glad I don't live in the city but even my area down in VA is iffy in spots. God help us all.

Posted by: turambar at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (ur33b)

123 Where is Snake Plisken when you need him?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (RTMHr)

124 Can we just set fire to anyone mentioning Global Warming? Or set them adrift on an iceberg, their choice.

I'm in favor of compromise on this one.  I say we put them adrift on an iceberg, and then firebomb it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (iIzG7)

125 I was discussing with BC on our podcast OOPS WE DID IT AGAIN that everyone has worked with the sociopath who will out right deny reality and it's an impossible situation. When someone says point blank I didn't do that, I didn't say that and denies the objective evidence that s/he did, you're the one left screaming. That's where we are with the unitary executive now. The screaming part. When Obama point blank refuses to recognize any constraints on his power and the Democrats have gone all out Will To Power and the Republicans refuse to exercise their Constitutional authority to stop such power grabs, either by power of purse or by impeachment, then, well, there's really not much left for you and I, the subjects of this third world non-epaulette having dictatorship to do. So. Much. Fun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 08:31 AM (mf5HN)

126 111 But if they just stopped talking about global warming, wouldn't it go away?

Instead they're getting a bijillion countries to agree it exists.

Dummies.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2016 01:29 PM (gTQoY)


Every other industrialized country in the world has dropped the AGW scam like a hot potato.  The US is the only ones left claiming it still needs to go forward.  Oh, and China still likes it because they are exempted for a bazillion years and never have any intention of enforcing it.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

127 Hey Peggy, thanks....

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2016 08:32 AM (dZ756)

128 119: "Where is Mad Max when you need him?" Didn't he get turned into Charlize Theron's bitch?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:32 AM (UPYPp)

129 No Senate, no validity. Even a third grader knows that.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2016 08:32 AM (7ZVPa)

130 Shit, joncelli, that's awful! Prayers up of course. Having eye surgery myself a week from Friday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2016 08:32 AM (kTF2Z)

131 I think a lot of people here would be helped by following the AA's serenity prayer. I know it's been my philosophy to help me not stress before I even knew that someone had put it in the form of a prayer.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 08:33 AM (m/vQu)

132 Paul Ryan will stand like the Rock of Gibraltar against this. Or maybe he'll decide to not the boat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:34 AM (Nwg0u)

133 Where's Augosto Pinochet when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:34 AM (0mRoj)

134 Then it has the lifespan of the Obama Administration.

By now even his caddy should be ignoring his lame ass.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2016 08:34 AM (8J/Te)

135 >>Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated. Aww. Lot of prayers coming.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (gTQoY)

136 We're in this position today because we decided to put our trust in politicians rather than Men.

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (RTMHr)

137 "Fortunately, impeachment is off the table." Obama is gone in four and a half months. While an impeachment and trial would give you a warm fuzzy feeling, it really wouldn't get him out the door any faster. Although I suspect it would really fire up the Democrats to go and vote for Hillary in order to save Obama's persecuted legacy from the racist persecutors.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (hLRSq)

138 Prayers for you and your wife, joncelli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (bzd8I)

139 If you had an executive agreement, it was with him.  And it ended with his Presidency.

Posted by: Pappagallo at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (JO9+V)

140 Breaking news. Underprivileged African American being harassed by police in Los Angeles. See WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (Nwg0u)

141 116 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR) You got it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (7HtZB)

142 79 Obamacare should have collapsed under it's own weight by now but those fucks have actively voted to shore it up. Posted by: Damiano
 
But wait, there's more...

Posted by: Your Ron Popeil Pocket RNC Congress [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (gyKtp)

143 Prayers for jonicelli and wife.

Posted by: Golfman at August 30, 2016 08:35 AM (48QDY)

144 I've written letters, emails, made phone calls. Stopped by a few offices to drop a letter off even. Congress doesn't give a crap. As long as they get their money and people flock to them for approval or favors all is well in the land. Which is why I am voting Trump and voting anti-incumbent this and all future elections.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 08:36 AM (SCOa6)

145

 

Republicans have insisted.


Oh, that's rich.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 30, 2016 01:28 PM (WlQGZ)

 

They still don't get it.This is why Trump won the Republican primary.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 08:36 AM (lKyWE)

146 third world non-epaulette having dictatorship to do.

If smug has a gravitational force and he ever wears epaulettes it's black hole time for Old Planet Earth.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2016 08:37 AM (8J/Te)

147 116 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR)



That's terrible.  Prayers for her, and for you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (1ZOkK)

148 144 Exactly, Rick.

Posted by: turambar at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (ur33b)

149 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated. For what mine are worth, you have them.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (SCOa6)

150 #137

Obama is gone in four and a half months. While an impeachment and trial would give you a warm fuzzy feeling, it really wouldn't get him out the door any faster.

Although I suspect it would really fire up the Democrats to go and vote for Hillary in order to save Obama's persecuted legacy from the racist persecutors.
============

Yup.  A waste of time.  Barry could have signed a "treaty" like that at any time during his 7.5 years in office.  And now he signs it?  He's not doing Hillary any favors.

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (JBggj)

151 >>131 I think a lot of people here would be helped by following the AA's serenity prayer. I know it's been my philosophy to help me not stress before I even knew that someone had put it in the form of a prayer. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 01:33 PM (m/vQu)

I think a lot of people here would be helped by following Conan's dictum: Crush your enemies, see dem driven before you, hear da lamentations of da vimmen. I know it's been my philosophy to help me prioritize the destruction of opponents before I even knew that Conan had put it in the form of a one-minute-manager elevator-speech.

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (Bdeb0)

152 This story involves "global warming," unilateral unconstitutional executive action, and China. Thomas Friedmann must be calling his doctor, because he's getting at least a 4 hour erection out of this

Posted by: Ted K. at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (jaCLb)

153 140 Breaking news. Underprivileged African American being harassed by police in Los Angeles. See WZ. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (Nwg0u) I guess seeing Rihanna kiss that other dude at the VMAs set him over the edge.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:38 AM (7HtZB)

154 Where's Bobba Fett when you need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:39 AM (Nwg0u)

155 and I, for one, hope that in early November, vee get to hear da lamentations.

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 08:39 AM (Bdeb0)

156 At some point the people are going to go all Thomas Jefferson and Tree of Liberty. Hopefully not while I'm Queen, but actions like this really push the envelope.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 30, 2016 08:39 AM (/m8T6)

157 116 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

Prayers for your wife; trust in the Lord always.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 08:40 AM (a0IVu)

158 Where's Roddy Piper when you need him?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:40 AM (RTMHr)

159 Where's John Wick when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:40 AM (0mRoj)

160 Joncelli, prayers up. If smug has a gravitational force and he ever wears epaulettes it's black hole time for Old Planet Earth. Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2016 01:37 PM (8J/Te) The taunting, always with the taunting. . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 08:40 AM (mf5HN)

161 Where's Keyser Soze when you need him?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:41 AM (iIzG7)

162 155: "and I, for one, hope that in early November, vee get to hear da lamentations." That won't happen until later, like maybe March. When they start hooking up the cattle cars. Only one side plays for keeps in this country.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:41 AM (UPYPp)

163 Where's Coriolanus when you need him?

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:41 AM (7HtZB)

164 Joncelli, good thoughts and wishes for your wife.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:41 AM (0mRoj)

165 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR) ======================== Done, and will be done again. Tough news.

Posted by: MTF at August 30, 2016 08:41 AM (/m8T6)

166 Where's Frank Castle when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:41 AM (0mRoj)

167 159: "Where's John Wick when you need him?' Currently filming his next movie. Which I am quite looking forward to.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:42 AM (UPYPp)

168 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR) I'm so sorry, joncelli. Many prayers, for her and you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 08:42 AM (X6fMO)

169 137 "Fortunately, impeachment is off the table." Obama is gone in four and a half months. While an impeachment and trial would give you a warm fuzzy feeling, it really wouldn't get him out the door any faster. Although I suspect it would really fire up the Democrats to go and vote for Hillary in order to save Obama's persecuted legacy from the racist persecutors. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (hLRSq) That's what we mean! I'm glad you wingers get it. We got nuthin' to do for the next 4-5 months. Vacay time, bitchez! Hey, hey. Did you know Maddog 20/20 is like the champagne of fortified wines?

Posted by: Sen Turdle and Squeaker of the House Eddie Munster at August 30, 2016 08:42 AM (0cMkb)

170 Where's Luca Brasi when you need him? Michael, keep ringing him.

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:42 AM (RTMHr)

171 Just a quick reminder that TFG has already given the Paris Accord $500 million, money that he stole from the CDC's Ebola appropriation:
 
http://tinyurl.com/zon3bcg
 
Heritage.org
 
And the ROPe Congress has done exactly squat about that.

Posted by: Your Ron Popeil Pocket RNC Congress [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2016 08:42 AM (gyKtp)

172 I hate this mother f8^%er so much. He gets a 2fer on this deal: f-up American economy, while enabling the reds to get around regs.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:42 AM (SeD0w)

173 Praying for your family joncelli.

Posted by: turambar at August 30, 2016 08:43 AM (ur33b)

174 Where's Alfred E Neuman when you need him?

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2016 08:43 AM (Fmupd)

175 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even
with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all
the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be
appreciated.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

Prayers for your wife; trust in the Lord always.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2016 01:40 PM (a0IVu)


Well put.  Ditto

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:43 AM (JO9+V)

176 Where's Harambe when you need him?

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:43 AM (7HtZB)

177 174 Where's Alfred E Neuman when you need him? Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2016 01:43 PM (Fmupd Unfortunately that fucker's in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:43 AM (0mRoj)

178 The good news is I just taught our new kitten to fetch. I flick out little paper balls, he tears ass after them, then drops it on my foot. Cool kitteh!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:43 AM (SeD0w)

179 And, Imperial One, a humble offering: goo.gl/ti4AFZ

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 08:44 AM (X6fMO)

180 Where's Leatherface when you need him.

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 08:44 AM (Bdeb0)

181 171 That's one reason Congress won't appropriate additional money to 'fight' Zika.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 08:44 AM (m/vQu)

182 Where's Frank Martin when you need him? I have something I need delivered. No questions, and DON'T open the package!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 08:45 AM (TOk1P)

183 176 Where's Harambe when you need him? Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 01:43 PM (7HtZB) ------------ Where's Cecil when we need him.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2016 08:45 AM (Fmupd)

184 Where's Paul Kersey when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:45 AM (0mRoj)

185 Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 08:45 AM (X6fMO)

186 180: "Where's Leatherface when you need him." Didn't she just threaten to leave the country if Trump gets elected?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:46 AM (UPYPp)

187 Where's Dudley Do-Right when we need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:46 AM (JO9+V)

188 and I, for one, hope that in early November, vee get to hear da lamentations. - Of da women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:46 AM (Nwg0u)

189 That's cool, Sir Robin. Our first cat, "Monkey", was an avid fetcher, but none of our subsequent cats have had the knack.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2016 08:46 AM (2cS/G)

190 188 and I, for one, hope that in early November, vee get to hear da lamentations. - Of da women. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 01:46 PM (Nwg0u) We will, if their vagina hero doesn't win.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (0mRoj)

191 Whatever happened to Randolph Scott? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (X6fMO) RANDOLPH SCOTT???!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (TOk1P)

192 Where's Brutus ans Cassius when you need them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (Nwg0u)

193 I'm so sorry, joncelli. Many prayers, for her and you. Ditto, man. We'll be praying for the best outcome! Remember, as much as you love her, God loves her more.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (SeD0w)

194 Where's Ash Williams when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (0mRoj)

195 171  And the ROPe Congress has done exactly squat about that.

Posted by: Your Ron Popeil Pocket RNC Congress at August 30, 2016 01:42 PM (gyKtp)


Yes they have, they gave him more for Zika.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

196 Where's Slim Pickens when we need him?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (7ZVPa)

197 Where's Frau Blucher when you need her?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (hLRSq)

198 In an email to employees, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said USDA is closing the offices "due to the serious nature of these threats." He did not characterize the threats or say how they were received, but asked employees to be aware of their surroundings and report any suspicious activity involving pitchforks.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 30, 2016 08:47 AM (e8kgV)

199 Where's El Kabong when you need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (JO9+V)

200 Where's Richard Pryor & black faced Gene Wilder when you need them? If they starred in 'Southside With Me' I'd see it.

Posted by: Dead Ice Road Trucker at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (7zkP4)

201 Where is a rapidly acting degenerative disease when you need one?

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (1BQGO)

202 make it stop......seriously I'm hearing a dog whistle .... 'Will noone rid me of this meddlesome Leftist ?!?!? '

Posted by: McCool at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (TQxRy)

203 Fucking Colin Powell telling everyone to break the fucking LAW all the fucking time

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (0o/oP)

204 Cheez. FNC has really gone over to MSLSD standards of political news

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (Fmupd)

205 Democrat Tom Coyne: Trump Challenging 'Institutional Elites' in Both Parties http://tinyurl.com/jpn2kzx

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (rlfds)

206 Where is Bruce Leroy Green when you need him?

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (HJEuH)

207 181 That's one reason Congress won't appropriate additional money to 'fight' Zika.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 30, 2016 01:44 PM (m/vQu)


Too late, they already have. They folded

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (mpXpK)

208 The GOP will write a sternly worded letter.They'll sue!

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (fA75F)

209 o/t but, most exciting political news evah: Gov. Rick Perry will join dancing with the stars season 23

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (c6/9Q)

210 Where's SMOD when you need it?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:48 AM (iIzG7)

211 181 >> That's one reason Congress won't appropriate additional money to 'fight' Zika.
 
The sole reason they won't appropriate that money is they are on vacation. But they will be back in DC soon.
 
Miami better get those bilge pumps in top form, so's they don't sink from all the Zika money Congress is about to fling their way.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (gyKtp)

212 Youse guys are such downers.  Cheer up!

Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (JBggj)

213 185 Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (X6fMO)


He's ridin' the trail alone.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (mpXpK)

214 Help us Obi Wan, you're our only hope!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (JO9+V)

215 Blazing Saddles.... A movie that could never be made today Thank you Leftists everywhere..

Posted by: McCool at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (TQxRy)

216 Ohhhh thank you MP4. And I wish to reiterate my apology to you from yesterday. I was wrong. I am sorry. Currently filming his next movie. Which I am quite looking forward to. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 01:42 PM (UPYPp) THAT NEW DOGGIE BETTER BE IMMORTAL OR SO HELP ME I'LL GO ALL SOMETHING SOMETHING. SERIOUSLY. ALL OF THE IMMORTAL.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (mf5HN)

217 Where's Jack Burton when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 08:49 AM (0mRoj)

218 Where is Carmen San Diego when you need em.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:50 AM (HJEuH)

219 Where's Fonzie when you need him?

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 08:50 AM (RTMHr)

220 Democrat Tom Coyne: Trump Challenging 'Institutional Elites' in Both Parties - OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:50 AM (Nwg0u)

221 Where's Walter White when you need him?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 30, 2016 08:50 AM (nFdGS)

222 Hodor?

Posted by: Hodor at August 30, 2016 08:50 AM (TOk1P)

223 190 188 and I, for one, hope that in early November, vee get to hear da lamentations. - Of da women. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 01:46 PM (Nwg0u) We will, if their vagina hero doesn't win. Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 01:47 PM (0mRoj) --- Does giggling in rapturous glee count as lamentations?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (rlfds)

224 Where's Mr. Farley when you need him?

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (vdTWa)

225 Where's that Seven Demon Bag when you need it?

Posted by: Jack Burton at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (7ZVPa)

226 Where's Anthony Fremont when you need him? For that matter, where's Travis Bickle? I thought he worked "any place, any time?"

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (Bdeb0)

227 I'd like to see his pen shoved inside a razor-wired pineapple. You guys know the rest. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (1ZOkK) Barry: I don't think I've ever had one of those shoved up there and believe me I've put just about everything up it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (493sH)

228 Cat is all black, w/a light spray of white guard hairs across his chest. Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (SeD0w)

229 Am I the only one who watched John Wick and said "they killed his dog.  I'm completely on his side on this one"?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 08:51 AM (iIzG7)

230 Where's Sheriff Bart when you need him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (1ZOkK)

231 Where is the Highlander when you need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (JO9+V)

232 Maybe we'll call him Ferguson.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (SeD0w)

233 This is the equivalent of Bill Clinton signing the Kyoto protocols, which were to have the force of law if ratified by the Senate, which of course never happened.

It is virtue signalling on a global scale, by the biggest of the big boys.
Like some dead English dude said, all sound and fury meaning nothing.


Exactly. Gives The Earl Of Sand Wedge yet another reason to vacuously preen, and dead on arrival in Congress.  Or blown up via the courts, like most of TFG's other exercises in vanity politics.

Gives the righty raw-meat-throwers some fresh chum, so I guess there's some entertainment value, but it's just a colossal waste of time and money. 

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (nd1zx)

234 221: "Where's Walter White when you need him?" I'd settle for a William Foster (Falling Down). Or a few thousand.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (UPYPp)

235 Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him. -- Cassiopia

Posted by: Jack Burton at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (7ZVPa)

236 No sleep till...

BROOKLYN!!

Posted by: M Magoo's at August 30, 2016 01:28 PM (RTMHr)

The day just doesn't feel right without at least one Beastie Boys reference.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (OGbEB)

237 Where is Rick Perry when you need him ? Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (c6/9Q)

238 Tony: Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? Silvio: He died. Christopher: He was gay Gary Cooper?

Posted by: Soprano Classics at August 30, 2016 08:52 AM (7zkP4)

239 Is LA Zorro available yet?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (JO9+V)

240 By a bipartisan vote, the U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill in June to dedicate $1.1 billion additional dollars to Zika aid.  Unfortunately, this bill remains stalled in the Senate because some say $1.1 billion is not enough.


Republican Congress at work


http://bit.ly/2bPxwbt



Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (mpXpK)

241 175 Past 100, so a prayer request: The wife just found out that even with the surgery she's going to have she's going to lose most if not all the vision in her left eye. Any prayers you can make for her would be appreciated. Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR) Prayers your way joncelli. I hope the results are far better than what the docs anticipate.

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (VnCI9)

242 Cat is all black, w/a light spray of white guard hairs across his chest. Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him +++++ Neutered. No wait. Neutrino.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (0o/oP)

243 Where is a rapidly acting degenerative disease when you need one? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (IqV8l)

244 Where's Hyapatia Lee when you need her?

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (7HtZB)

245 Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (1H9ox)

246 227: "Barry: I don't think I've ever had one of those shoved up there and believe me I've put just about everything up it" You just HAD to post that after I binge watched Oz last night.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:53 AM (UPYPp)

247 "and I, for one, hope that in early November, vee get to hear da lamentations." That won't happen until later, like maybe March. When they start hooking up the cattle cars. Only one side plays for keeps in this country. Posted by: Azenogoth If I start, they will only think they knew what "for keeps" meant.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 08:54 AM (SCOa6)

248 Where is Rick Perry when you need him ? Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha Posted by: runner at August 30, 2016 01:52 PM (c6/9Q) The Cha-cha is no more ridiculous than life itself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 08:54 AM (493sH)

249 the U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill in June to dedicate $1.1 billion additional dollars to Zika aid. Unfortunately, this bill remains stalled in the Senate because some say $1.1 billion is not enough. -- How much of their own money have they kicked in?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2016 08:54 AM (7ZVPa)

250 We are proud of presdent Obama and what he id doing to save the planet and reverse Globall Warting. VBush lied about this for eight years. the people that may lose their jobs will be happy knowing that they are doing there part to save the world for children of all colors. thank you presdent Obama and we all love you in Brattleboro !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 30, 2016 08:54 AM (NuElX)

251 Where's The Asset when you need him?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:54 AM (SeD0w)

252 Am I the only one who watched John Wick and said "they killed his dog. I'm completely on his side on this one"? Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 01:51 PM (iIzG7) No, no, you are not alone. John Wick has one of the strongest character motivations of all time. They killed his dog. Dude, if anything he was restrained. I should note that John Wick is the G rated version of what Mommy would do if someone killed her dog.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 08:54 AM (mf5HN)

253 Bienvenidos a Argentina! Obama is Peron without the gold braid. Do you think Obama is ignorant enough to believe in AGW?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2016 08:55 AM (r1fLd)

254 Cat is all black, w/a light spray of white guard hairs across his chest. Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him +++++ Neutered. Ouch. Can't laugh. Just had ours tutored this past weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 08:55 AM (SCOa6)

255 Where's a new thread when you need it?

Posted by: ADD Moron at August 30, 2016 08:55 AM (7zkP4)

256 Gives the righty raw-meat-throwers some fresh chum, so I guess there's some entertainment value, but it's just a colossal waste of time and money. Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 30, 2016 01:52 PM (nd1zx) Keeps the Outrage Outlet in business.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (hLRSq)

257 Where's Nikita when I need her?

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (mf5HN)

258 Where's H.R. Pufnstuf when you need him?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (X6fMO)

259 Can this man leave office fast enough?

We *need* Trump to win just to make sure all of this garbage can be undone, but I wonder how far Obama would go in messing things up between November and Jan 20th should that happen.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (NOIQH)

260 We need a man who fights for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.  Who is more powerful than a speeding locomotive, who can leap tall buildings in a single bound . . .



Where is George Reeves when you need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (JO9+V)

261 Oh and we can all breathe easier. The guy who stabbed the female cop in Toulouse was just a loner who had some mental health problems. His Islamic beliefs were coincidental to the attack. http://tinyurl.com/gurcccu I wonder what a Venn diagram of Islamists - Mentally Ill and murderers would look like ??

Posted by: McCool at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (TQxRy)

262 Ouch. Can't laugh. Just had ours tutored this past weekend. Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 01:55 PM (SCOa6) --- Didn't know you could tutor a cat.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (rlfds)

263 255:"Where's a new thread when you need it?" If you write one, they will come.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:56 AM (UPYPp)

264 Cat is all black, w/a light spray of white guard hairs across his chest. Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him. - Ares would be kinda cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:57 AM (Nwg0u)

265 I wonder what a Venn diagram of Islamists - Mentally Ill and murderers would look like ?? ... O

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 08:57 AM (1H9ox)

266 My usual dog-partner's running out of time, so definitely thinking about the future and a breed that can keep up. Mad Maxian Blue Heeler? Whaddya think?

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at August 30, 2016 08:57 AM (vdTWa)

267 Where is Corey Heim when you need him?

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:57 AM (HJEuH)

268 262 Ouch. Can't laugh. Just had ours tutored this past weekend. Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 01:55 PM (SCOa6) --- Didn't know you could tutor a cat. Far Side reference.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 08:57 AM (SCOa6)

269 >>If I start, they will only think they knew what "for keeps" meant. Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 01:54 PM (SCOa6)

We'd be wise to remember Nathan Forrest's imprecation: "War means fightin', and fightin' means killin'."

I think it was him. Might've been John Bell Hood, who was also known for some colorful, politically incorrect exhortations...

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)

270 >.No, no, you are not alone. John Wick has one of the strongest character motivations of all time. They killed his dog. Dude, if anything he was restrained.

Gift dog from his dead wife, for Pete's sake.
If only Wick could have killed them all twice...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

271 Trump should announce the jwest voucher plan in Detroit this weekend. It would get him 80% of the black vote.

Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (Zs4uk)

272 Obama is Peron without the gold braid. At least Peron had Evita. goo.gl/zSKpL1 We've got the pre-op tranny.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (X6fMO)

273 Here Cassiopia! Cassiopia? Here Cassiopia! Doesn't really roll off the tongue...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (SeD0w)

274 96 I look forward to footage of Obama bowing before Xi Jinping. ************ Count on TFG calling him "Eleven".

Posted by: Noam Sayen at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (bIhmV)

275 The new out to deny terrorism is to claim mental illness.Neat since most of them likely are mentally ill but it is their "religion" that warps them into hinking these acts are pious.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (fA75F)

276 Oh and we can all breathe easier. The guy who stabbed the female cop in Toulouse was just a loner who had some mental health problems. His Islamic beliefs were coincidental to the attack. Let's not jump to any conclusions because of Crusades and high horses.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (493sH)

277 My wife wanted a dog. I didn't want a dog. We compromised and got a dog.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (1H9ox)

278 I need the John Wick arsenal, even if we can't have Wick himself

Posted by: MTF at August 30, 2016 08:58 AM (/m8T6)

279 Where's Decker when we need him? We got some rogue replicants to retire, we need the old Blade Runner.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (hLRSq)

280 In the future, we will have cause to look back on this time with regret, and a smidgin of nostalgia. but mostly, regret.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (zLDYs)

281 271: "Trump should announce the jwest voucher plan in Detroit this weekend." They have HOAs in Detroit? I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (UPYPp)

282 The Cha-cha is no more ridiculous than life itself - These days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (Nwg0u)

283 They killed his dog. The dog up and died he up and died After twenty years he still grieves

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (IqV8l)

284 Joncelli, prayers going up for Mrs. Joncelli. As Moki said, I hope the results will be far better than what they anticipate.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (3K2gQ)

285 If it's not a treaty, it only legally binds his administration. A President Trump should be under no requirements to adhere to it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2016 01:07 PM (KUaJL)


Also, it should not bind any citizen (since it is not law, it is not treaty and it has not gone through the legal notice and comment requirements to be a regulation).

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (3JA/M)

286 Where is Randy West when you need him?

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (HJEuH)

287 John Wick called Frank Castle to tell him to suck it up.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at August 30, 2016 08:59 AM (Htufl)

288 Chairman Meow

Posted by: brak at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (MJuTN)

289 Before he leaves off he'll probably be giving 11 millions illegals the right to vote without approval of Congress. Maybe he'll do it in time for the November election. And yeah, China is really going to abide by this/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (6HqlZ)

290 Know what it is if the Senate doesn't ratify it? Toilet paper.

Posted by: real joe at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (2gGwJ)

291 They have HOAs in Detroit? I keed, I keed. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 01:59 PM (UPYPp) They would certainly have them after my plan went into effect.

Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (Zs4uk)

292 The Senators are now peeking out from under their desks. "Whew, we almost had to make a decision about something!"

Posted by: PJ at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (cHuNI)

293 Where's a new idiot when you need one? Wait... Here comes Weiner. Again.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (7zkP4)

294 Name the cat Leo. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:00 AM (1ZOkK)

295 287: "John Wick called Frank Castle to tell him to suck it up.' Burn!

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (UPYPp)

296 New pet -- Orion.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (MIKMs)

297 Mad Maxian Blue Heeler? Whaddya think? They're fantastic dogs, but working breeds get spastic sometimes if they don't get enough exercise. Also, I believe they rarely, if ever bark.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (SeD0w)

298 Tell that pretend president to get off my plane!

Posted by: Harrison Ford at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (/m8T6)

299 For the cat, how about Galaxy? Milky Way? Or a cool constellation like Orion or Cygnus?

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (3K2gQ)

300 Name the cat SMOD.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (1H9ox)

301 New pet -- Orion.

"The galaxy is on... Orion's... belt..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (iIzG7)

302 185 I wonder if "Bush Republicans" care about this as much as they care about Trump saying nice things about Russia every month or so? Probably not considering "Bush Republicans" like the Jihadist cash as much as Hillary. Hence why they are all supporting Hillary... Posted by: William Eaton at August 30, 2016 12:15 PM (KhJh I got Willowed. Anyway, this is correct. And watch him do the same thing with TPP.

Posted by: Bernette at August 30, 2016 09:01 AM (ru2SK)

303 Hey mbq- great minds etc. etc.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (3K2gQ)

304 His spokes-liar said he had the authority to ratify it himself.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 01:11 PM (mpXpK)


He can think that all he wants but it isn't true.



Constitutional scholar my ass.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (3JA/M)

305 242 Cat is all black, w/a light spray of white guard hairs across his chest. Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him +++++ Neutered. No wait. Neutrino. Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 30, 2016 01:53 PM (0o/oP) Tachyon: fast little thing.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (RD7QR)

306 Also, it should not bind any citizen (since it is not law, it is not treaty and it has not gone through the legal notice and comment requirements to be a regulation). ------------ The Senate should declare it is a treaty, but probably won't. The Court should recognize it is a treaty and disregard it, but probably won't. Checks and balances really only work, when the other branches decide to be a check and try to balance things. But checks and balances aren't for the benefit of the other branches. They are a safeguard for the people.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (gmeXX)

307 Like a cat would come if you called it.......

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (7ZVPa)

308 I'm sending TFG a nice rabbit, as a sort of a message

Posted by: Glenn Close at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (/m8T6)

309 Cut the executive branch funding to zero. Also make sure to zero out any funding for this turd's personal protection. Including his family. Oh wait what am I saying? This is the GOPe we're talking about.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2016 09:02 AM (4ErVI)

310 Where's Clayton Moore when you need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 09:03 AM (JO9+V)

311 Trump should re-deliver the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing Black America from Democratic electoral servitude.

Wearing a yooge tophat.

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 09:03 AM (Bdeb0)

312 Not if congress doesn't go along with it."

Except for all those agencies that will enforce it.

Will ye, nill ye.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 01:19 PM (UPYPp)


They have no power to enforce something that is not law or regulation.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2016 09:03 AM (3JA/M)

313 I'm sending TFG a nice rabbit, as a sort of a message

Name him "Stu."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 09:03 AM (iIzG7)

314 Like a cat would come if you called it....... Posted by: Vashta Nerada "Here can of tuna, here can of tuna!"

Posted by: the cat whisperer at August 30, 2016 09:03 AM (326rv)

315 Thanks to everybody. Her surgery is on October 3 at the Wills Institute. Let's hope the doctors are just being cautious.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 09:03 AM (RD7QR)

316 Where's Grand Moff Tarkin when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:04 AM (7KFPB)

317 He can think that all he wants but it isn't true. Constitutional scholar my ass. -------------- He probably knows full well that it violates the Constitution. But why should that stop him.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 09:04 AM (gmeXX)

318 304: "Constitutional scholar my ass." There is no law. There is only power. There are no rights. There is only power. There is no relief, but for what you have the power to take.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:04 AM (UPYPp)

319 277 My wife wanted a dog. I didn't want a dog. We compromised and got a dog. Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 01:58 PM (1H9ox) You are a good and wise man. My husband gets me dogs for special presents-wedding? Cocker spaniel. First child? Chocolate lab. Second child? Yellow lab. And thus and so on. I would much rather have a dog than a piece of jewelry.

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 09:04 AM (VnCI9)

320 Where's Timmy, Jeff or Rudd when you need them?

Posted by: Zombie Lassie at August 30, 2016 09:04 AM (7zkP4)

321 16 Yet ANOTHER reason that "President Trump" is a ESSENTIAL outcome in November. Because if Hillary wins, this "executive order" handing over our national sovereignty to a bunch of ChiComs and EuroGreens will be allowed to obtain IN PERPETUITY. Posted by: zombie Obama gift-wrapped a winning issue for Trump. 80 % of the population will hate this deal.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2016 09:04 AM (kfcYC)

322 309 Cut the executive branch funding to zero.

Also make sure to zero out any funding for this turd's personal protection. Including his family.

Oh wait what am I saying? This is the GOPe we're talking about.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2016 02:02 PM (4ErVI)



I'm 100% for former presidents paying for their own damned protection for themselves and their families.  They leave the Oval Office and earn fortunes with speaking engagements.  Pay.For.Your.Own.Protection.



Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (1ZOkK)

323 October 3, good - we have lots of time to pray.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (3K2gQ)

324 They have no power to enforce something that is not law or regulation. ... And what percentage of people/businesses will refuse to pay the fine or refuse to be imprisoned for not paying the fine for not doing so? And of those that do refuse to cooperate with the thing that is not law...how many of them will be made out to be raving lunatics after they are gunned down?

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (1H9ox)

325 Gift dog from his dead wife, for Pete's sake. If only Wick could have killed them all twice... Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 01:58 PM (NOIQH) I love when the Russian Mobster guys calls John Leguizamo and says with all steely menace I hear you laid hands on my son with the not so subtle and now I am going to slaughter you and everything you've ever loved and the response is he stole John Wick's car. And killed his dog. And Russian Mobster is all ah and hangs up. Because yeah. Yeah. I want a Ms. Perkins prequel movie like a wanty thing that wants things. *grabby hands*

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (mf5HN)

326 They have no power to enforce something that is not law or regulation. ---------- In a better world, they would only have the power to enforce law and not regulation - which is the king's order.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (gmeXX)

327 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (RD7QR) Of course I will pray. When is she having her surgery?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (6HqlZ)

328 312: "They have no power to enforce something that is not law or regulation." Power comes from the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (UPYPp)

329 Where is Mr. De Mille when you need him...

Posted by: Norma Desmond at August 30, 2016 09:05 AM (c6/9Q)

330 I would much rather have a dog than a piece of jewelry. Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 02:04 PM (VnCI9) My wife has decided she would rather have a convertible than another piece of jewelry or another dog.

Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (Zs4uk)

331 I wondered where Empire of Jeff had been keeping himself, and checked his Twitter feed.

Supposedly he's giving it up tomorrow.

Wonder if he'll stop by and say "Hello, fegs!"

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (nd1zx)

332 320 Where's Timmy, Jeff or Rudd when you need them? Posted by: Zombie Lassie at August 30, 2016 02:04 PM (7zkP4) Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Spicoli at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (7KFPB)

333 Where's Rocco Siffreddi when you need him?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (Xwpes)

334 His spokes-liar said he had the authority to ratify it himself. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 01:11 PM (mpXpK) He can think that all he wants but it isn't true. - Yeah, Darth Vader Ginsberg'll straighten him out!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (Nwg0u)

335 Where is the fluffer when you need em?

Posted by: T.T. Boy at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (HJEuH)

336 Whoops, joncelli. I just saw the earlier post about the surgery date; Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2016 09:06 AM (6HqlZ)

337 WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqrwsGrfv7M

Posted by: The Kinks at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (LEJHr)

338 On the Republican side of the Senate there are only restrooms for girls. The 'R's' like it that way. Round heels and flexible thighs ......

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (3ZttN)

339 Where's Eddie Haskell when you need him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (493sH)

340 My husband gets me dogs for special presents-wedding? Cocker spaniel. First child? Chocolate lab. Second child? Yellow lab. And thus and so on. ... I probably offer to give her the wiener dog way too often. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (1H9ox)

341 I'll be in my bunk, releasing my shakra.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (OZmbA)

342 Here's how this can play out. EPA tells some company "you must do x, y, and z to comply with the Obama accords". Company: "Eff off. The treaty was never properly ratified, so I don't have to comply". And then fight it out in court.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (Pby3z)

343 They have no power to enforce something that is not law or regulation. Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2016 02:03 PM (3JA/M) The Dear Colleague Title IX letter says hi.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (mf5HN)

344 59 Somewhere, John Boehner is crying. Again. Posted by: Darth Chipmunk Not again..Still.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (kfcYC)

345 Where is the Isle of Man when you need em?

Posted by: Whore Island at August 30, 2016 09:07 AM (HJEuH)

346 300 Name the cat SMOD. "What's your cat's name?" "Sweet Meteor of Death! SMOD for short." "What's wrong with you, moron? "YES!"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 09:08 AM (SeD0w)

347 What's that, Lassie? Obozo's throwing us under the bus?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 09:08 AM (Nwg0u)

348 Where's Clayton Moore when you need him? Where's Klinton Spilsbury when you need him?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2016 09:08 AM (X6fMO)

349 Where's Beatrix Kiddo when you need her?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:08 AM (7KFPB)

350 CombiChrist Shut Up ANd Swallow http://preview.tinyurl.com/hgz47jq

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Syrfer at August 30, 2016 09:08 AM (m3iiU)

351 Where is a chiropractor when you need one ?

Posted by: Tony Romo at August 30, 2016 09:08 AM (c6/9Q)

352 Where is Carmen San Diego when you need him?

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 09:09 AM (1H9ox)

353 330 I would much rather have a dog than a piece of jewelry. Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 02:04 PM (VnCI9) My wife has decided she would rather have a convertible than another piece of jewelry or another dog. Posted by: jwest I've paid jewelry for a nice piece of dog.

Posted by: Barry at August 30, 2016 09:09 AM (kfcYC)

354 Robin, you could call him Meteor for short. Avoiding any, uh, misunderstandings.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:09 AM (3K2gQ)

355 Where is a chiropractor when you need one ? Posted by: Tony Romo at August 30, 2016 02:08 PM (c6/9Q) Hint: I hope you studied in college because Football ain't cutting it for you anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 09:09 AM (Ozsfq)

356 Where's Vegeta and Goku when you need them?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:10 AM (7KFPB)

357 Where is the Cisco Kid when you need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 09:10 AM (JO9+V)

358 Where is Waldo...when you need him?

Posted by: ajmojo at August 30, 2016 09:10 AM (1H9ox)

359 355: "Hint: I hope you studied in college because Football ain't cutting it for you anymore" But it still gets him formerly hot chicks.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:10 AM (UPYPp)

360 Republicans have insisted that the accord requires Senate ratification and warned the Obama administration as well as international leaders that Congress will not be bound by an agreement ratified by unilateral executive action ------------ Senate approval is not there to protect Congress. Its to protect the people.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 09:11 AM (gmeXX)

361 If it's not a treaty,  must be a tax.  Right? *takes another bite or crayon*

Posted by: John Roberts at August 30, 2016 09:11 AM (k0G44)

362 There is no law. There is only power. - And Zuul.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 09:11 AM (Nwg0u)

363 360: "Its to protect the people." So was the Constitution. How's that been working out?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:11 AM (UPYPp)

364 I've paid jewelry for a nice piece of dog. Posted by: Barry at August 30, 2016 02:09 PM (kfcYC) Jewelry is good because it eliminates the need to say "but first you'll blow me".

Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)

365 Where's Nyarlathotep when you need, uh, it?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:12 AM (7KFPB)

366 Hi Yo Silver!

Posted by: Long Dong Silver at August 30, 2016 09:12 AM (JO9+V)

367 But...but...WE INSISTED!

Posted by: The Harumph GOPe at August 30, 2016 09:12 AM (4ErVI)

368 Where's Bela Lugosi when you need him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 09:12 AM (493sH)

369 I kept son's dog this weekend while he and husband were away.

Trusted her off leash to pee outside Saturday night.  She heard a deer or something and took off into the night, with me, in pj's and barefoot, yelling for her to come back. 

All I could think was, "I've just lost son's dog.  He'll never forgive me."

She finally showed up, tail wagging, after her little adventure.  Then I gave her a talking to, sending her into the house with her tail between her legs.

Ugh.  Great for the high BP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (1ZOkK)

370 Where are the Mulkey brothers when you need em?

Posted by: The NWA at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (HJEuH)

371 364: "Jewelry is good because it eliminates the need to say "but first you'll blow me"." That only works if the recipient is honest and has a sense of fairness.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (UPYPp)

372 Where's the rest of Ted Williams when you need him?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (7KFPB)

373 Dear Subjects, I have corrected the Framers' error in writing the Treaty Clause. You're welcome, Mr. Madison and Mr. Hamilton. Do try to do better in the future, would you? Also, Anthony Weiner will be my new Director of Cyber-Security and Early Childhood Development. You are dismissed. Sincerely,

Posted by: His Royal Ass, B. Hussein Obama the First at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (36gza)

374 When are the electric fences back up when you need them?

Posted by: Richard Attenborough at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (VdICR)

375 Where is the Cisco Kid when you need him? God, can we have the Waco Kid back? Please?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (SCOa6)

376 I've lazily been trying to figure out this "where's" meme without going back thru the whole thread, but I'm failing.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (3K2gQ)

377 Obama wants to be loved by the Europeans.  He will do whatever he can to obtain that love and respect.  If that means ruining America, so be it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2016 09:13 AM (AroJD)

378 371 364: "Jewelry is good because it eliminates the need to say "but first you'll blow me"." That only works if the recipient is honest and has a sense of fairness. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 02:13 PM (UPYPp) So, not a woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 09:14 AM (7KFPB)

379

 

Cat is all black, w/a light spray of white guard hairs across his chest. Wifey was thinking a constellation name. Need a good name for him

 

 

Antlia the Hun

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 09:14 AM (lKyWE)

380 Where is Tucker Max when you need him?

Posted by: James Frey at August 30, 2016 09:14 AM (HJEuH)

381

Where are herbs de provence when you need them ?

Posted by: Julia Child at August 30, 2016 09:14 AM (c6/9Q)

382 I like SMOD for the cat's name.  Will come in handy if he's "talented" with his claws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (1ZOkK)

383 Where's more booze when I need it? Like now! hic

Posted by: Hillary 2016: 100 Proof! at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (7zkP4)

384 376: "I've lazily been trying to figure out this "where's" meme without going back thru the whole thread, but I'm failing." Think of cello solos sitting out by the lake.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (UPYPp)

385 361 If it's not a treaty, must be a tax. Right? PER-fect.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (SeD0w)

386 I've lazily been trying to figure out this "where's" meme without going back thru the whole thread, but I'm failing.

Forget it; we're rolling.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (iIzG7)

387 Where's Count Malachi when you need him?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (hLRSq)

388 Where's Steiner when you need him?

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (nd1zx)

389 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 02:08 PM (SeD0w) Knew a guy in the 90s whose cat was named SCUD because it wandered aimlessly and, fortunately, did little damage.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2016 09:15 AM (GDulk)

390 Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? err...When you need him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (493sH)

391 Ok, looks like I'm doomed to ignorance, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (3K2gQ)

392 My wife just recently inherited all her mother's jewelry, so we had to move on to convertibles.

Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)

393 388: "Where's Steiner when you need him?" Plotting the downfall of Davion.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (UPYPp)

394 Where are herbs de provence when you need them ? Posted by: Julia Child at August 30, 2016 02:14 PM (c6/9Q) hung out to dry

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (qCMvj)

395 O/T, I am ashamed to report those damn dirty crossbowists are active in my own backyard. http://tinyurl.com/gwu9tsr Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in the chest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (9krrF)

396 Where's somebody that knows the Heimlich maneuver when you need them?

Posted by: Mama Cass at August 30, 2016 09:16 AM (nd1zx)

397 "I've lazily been trying to figure out this "where's" meme without going back thru the whole thread, but I'm failing." Your first mistake was trying to assemble method w/madness.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 09:17 AM (SeD0w)

398 Why is Cthulhu still in his house in R'lyeh, dreaming, when you need Him?

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 09:17 AM (Bdeb0)

399 Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in the chest. Duuuuuude. Srsly?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 09:17 AM (SCOa6)

400 I have a beagle/border collie now, so I know all about smart dogs that need exercise. And no barking is a plus in my mind.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at August 30, 2016 09:17 AM (vdTWa)

401 Where's General Patton when you need him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:17 AM (1ZOkK)

402 >>Where is Tucker Max when you need him?


Drinkin' and whorin' around?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (NOIQH)

403 398: "Why is Cthulhu still in his house in R'lyeh, dreaming, when you need Him?' Because you only lit six candles.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (UPYPp)

404 Where's Bubba Ho-Tep when you need him?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (JO9+V)

405 Where's a bulletproof sternum when you need it?

Posted by: Trayvon Martin at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

406 399 Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in the chest.


Sounds like he needs more practice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (1ZOkK)

407 Where's General Patton when you need him? ------------ Can you imagine. He wasn't PC enough for his day. He'd really struggle to fit in now. Thankfully we had him when we needed him.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (gmeXX)

408 Your first mistake was trying to assemble method w/madness. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 02:17 PM (SeD0w) ---------- Yes, I see that now. I should just go back to my housework!

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (3K2gQ)

409 Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in the chest.

He just needs to tell the cops there was no intent, he was just excessively careless.  He'll be fine.  Right?

Right?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 30, 2016 09:18 AM (iIzG7)

410 404: "Where's Bubba Ho-Tep when you need him?" It's bridge night at the old folks home. Funny movie that one.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 30, 2016 09:19 AM (UPYPp)

411 Where's my right arm when I need it? Sniff.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 30, 2016 09:19 AM (OD2ni)

412 256  We'd be wise to remember Nathan Forrest's imprecation: "War means fightin', and fightin' means killin'."

I think it was him. Might've been John Bell Hood, who was also known for some colorful, politically incorrect exhortations...

Posted by: General Zod at August 30, 2016 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)


Forrest's favorite saying was "keep up the skeer". But he also said the above.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 09:20 AM (mpXpK)

413 Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in the chest. Where's that damned UPS guy? Never mind. Found 'em.

Posted by: idiot from Alabama at August 30, 2016 09:20 AM (326rv)

414 Update on descent of the country to Hell by way of a handbasket. Rose McGowan, aging Hollywood starlette who was one of the witch/bitches on Charmed, tweeted Gold Star mom who criticized Colon Kraperdick: Your son was killed by Halliburton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 09:20 AM (Nwg0u)

415 Where's Ming the Merciless? We need a megalomaniacal tyrant with a sense of style.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 30, 2016 09:20 AM (hLRSq)

416 Where are the Mulkey brothers when you need em?

Posted by: The NWA at August 30, 2016 02:13 PM (HJEuH)



Where are the Hanson Brothers when you need them?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2016 09:20 AM (JO9+V)

417 Where's somebody that knows the Heimlich maneuver when you need them? That hiney lick maneuver?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 09:21 AM (SCOa6)

418 "396 Where's somebody that knows the Heimlich maneuver when you need them? Posted by: Mama Cass" I know the hiney lick maneuver.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2016 09:21 AM (OD2ni)

419 Update on descent of the country to Hell by way of a handbasket. Rose McGowan, aging Hollywood starlette who was one of the witch/bitches on Charmed, tweeted Gold Star mom who criticized Colon Kraperdick: Your son was killed by Halliburton. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 02:20 PM (Nwg0u) Some people don't derisive to live

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 09:21 AM (Ozsfq)

420 Wo ist Von Manstein?

Posted by: Octiparan at August 30, 2016 09:22 AM (f1/cC)

421 They have no power to enforce something that is not law or regulation.

----------

In a better world, they would only have the power to enforce law and not regulation - which is the king's order.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 02:05 PM (gmeXX)


That too... I have yelled at a couple of State Delegates and Senators over their continual ceding of power to the executive through regulatory authority. The fuckers are always shocked when the executive misuses that power but, as I have pointed out, it is their own fault for ceding it.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2016 09:23 AM (3JA/M)

422 Where's Winona when you need her ?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 09:23 AM (a8570)

423 Well, we sure as bell don't need Smedley Butler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 09:23 AM (Nwg0u)

424 Where is Oprah when you need her?

Posted by: Megyn Kelly's book publisher at August 30, 2016 09:23 AM (HJEuH)

425 Sounds like he needs more practice. Maybe not: UPS guy was probably schtuping his wife.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 09:24 AM (SeD0w)

426 Where is the Man With No Name when you need him?

Posted by: Lago, painted all red at August 30, 2016 09:24 AM (JO9+V)

427 The fuckers are always shocked when the executive misuses that power but, as I have pointed out, it is their own fault for ceding it. ------------- But they don't care and why should they? Congress isn't affected by Executive power grabs. We the people are. Its a blessing for Congress. They get to avoid accountability. Woo-hoo.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2016 09:25 AM (gmeXX)

428 Think of cello solos sitting out by the lake. - Where's Yo-yo Ma when you need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 30, 2016 09:26 AM (Nwg0u)

429 Well, Seattle Slough is back-this time not talking about gay marriage-what a surprise! but about terrorism."Nothing to get upset about" He's willowed in the John kerry thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2016 09:27 AM (6HqlZ)

430 Where is General James Mattoon Scott when we need him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 09:27 AM (IqV8l)

431 Swearengen?!?!

Posted by: Mr. Woo at August 30, 2016 09:28 AM (HJEuH)

432 Am I the only one who watched John Wick and said "they killed his dog. I'm completely on his side on this one"? Posted by: Qoheleth ================== it was a beagle puppy. basically snoopy. they got off easy. real. easy.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 09:29 AM (xVRrG)

433 Varus - where are my Eagles?

Posted by: Augustus Caesar at August 30, 2016 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

434 Um. Last time I saw em they wuz in Tuetoborg forest.

Posted by: Ghost of Varus at August 30, 2016 09:31 AM (xVRrG)

435 Am I the only one who watched John Wick and said "they killed his dog. I'm completely on his side on this one"? Nope. Totally on board with his methodical destruction of the Rooski mob there. Never frak with the puppy. Just saying.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 30, 2016 09:32 AM (9krrF)

436 Rose McGowan, aging Hollywood starlette who was one of the witch/bitches on Charmed, tweeted Gold Star mom who criticized Colon Kraperdick: Your son was killed by Halliburton.


And the left will applaud her.  F*ck her in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 09:32 AM (1ZOkK)

437 Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his
front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in
the chest.



Sounds like he needs more practice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Unless he was practicing shooting UPS guys in the chest with a crossbow.  Then I'd say,  he's ready.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 09:32 AM (k0G44)

438 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 09:32 AM (SCOa6)

439 Where's a pre-marinated, boneless young Asian boy when I need him?

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at August 30, 2016 09:33 AM (Bdeb0)

440 So, not a woman. Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 02:14 PM (7KFPB) Hey now, some of us are appreciative of our men. Please don't lump me, bluebell, Jane, et al, with the soulless haints that think men are "eeevviiilll"

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2016 09:39 AM (VnCI9)

441 I knew Rose McGowan was a headcase, but wow. Rabid.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Syrfer at August 30, 2016 09:39 AM (0x/TW)

442 We also weren't supposed to be bound by that POS Iran deal, but they're getting their millions in unmarked cash, aren't they? Hey GOP: Time for something more than a strongly worded letter to the White House.

Posted by: red speck at August 30, 2016 09:56 AM (RcEOo)

443 How here in California way back in the way back, one of the most popular lawn fertilizers was cow manure--packaged by Bandini. A lawyer friend of mine once said that the job of a litigator was to make a jury believe that BS tasted like vanilla ice cream. President Obozo cracks open that sack of "Paris Climate Agreement" sitting on his desk--surrounded by a pile of Bandini, and says, "This ain't no treaty, this is just an executive agreement." Well I call that the old okey doke.

Posted by: Ram A Lam A Ding Dong at August 30, 2016 10:28 AM (Sda6L)

444 Big deal. Congress will splutter, but they don't have the stones to defund implementation/enforcement.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at August 30, 2016 10:40 AM (HIdeu)

445 It is a juvenile notion, but I'd like to draw a moustache on all of Obama's portraits.  I just cannot decide if it should be Stalin bushy or Hitler trimmed.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2016 11:07 AM (CZCmp)

446 I'm beginning to think that our government isn't influenced by votes any more.

Posted by: Pollyanna at August 30, 2016 06:19 PM (97XyN)

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