October 30, 2009

Pataki Endorses Hoffman; DKos Un-Endorses Scozzofluffernutter
— Ace

Whatever her name is.

Former NY Governor George Pataki has long had hopes of running for the presidency, but the knock on him was always that he was too moderate -- or liberal -- for the national GOP. So what's this?

As someone personally engaged in the way of life in the Adirondacks and Northern New York, I’m deeply concerned about the course of our nation and the outcome of the election in the 23rd Congressional District.

Simply put, we cannot afford to give another vote to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid we cannot afford another vote for higher taxes, we cannot afford another vote for government run health care and we absolutely cannot afford another vote to take away from hard working men and women the right to secret ballot.

That is why tonight, I’m proud to endorse Doug Hoffman, a Republican, running on the Conservative line for Congress in the 23rd Congressional District.

Doug Hoffman will stand up to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. He will fight for all the residents of northern New York. He will fight for our proud servicemen and women at Fort Drum, our dairy farmers in Lowville and our manufacturers in Plattsburgh.

As a businessman, and as a life-long resident of the North Country Doug Hoffman understands the need to lower taxes on working families, the need to stand tall against terror and he won’t back phony stimulus programs that fail to create the jobs we need and leaves a mountain of debt to our children.

When elected to Congress Doug will work to reduce our taxes, he will stand tall against those who despise our freedoms and he will be a vigilant stalwart against those who would substitute government programs for individual initiative.

And Doug Hoffman can win.

I urge all the voters of the 23rd Congressional District – Republican Democrat, Independent and Conservative to come out and vote for Doug Hoffman for Congress.

Politico notes that old Pataki aides are helping out Scozzofava -- so he must be pretty sold on Hoffman, or know that Scozzofava has no chance. Or both.

Newt Gingrich just emailed me to say that George Pataki should leave New York state politics to New Yorkers, such as himself.

Meanwhile, Markos Zippittydoodah or whatever his name is (damn these inconveniently named ethnic-types) is walking back his endorsement of Scozzofava.

The reason seems to be his cute endorsement has backfired, and he's being blamed for the rise of Hoffman.

Previously, after detailing the various reasons why Scozzofunstuff would be a superior Representative to Democrat Owens, Kos wrote:

...So it's official, I'm rooting for the Republican to win.

Which he now says was not, in fact, an endorsement:

I have no love for the Democrat, Owens, and I clearly have no love for Scozzafava in that post, so only an idiot would construe that as an "endorsement". An endorsement implies love for the candidate being endorsed. I wish nothing but ill will for all candidates in this race. But the GOP is full of idiots, and they've run strong with it, making my "endorsement" part of their anti-Scozzafava narrative. And now we're in a situation in which the conservative candidate Doug Hoffman has a real chance of performing better than the Republican.

When that fails to convince:

So I'm no longer rooting for a Scozzafava victory. That gets us nothing. And I'm not rooting for a Hoffman victory, and I'm certainly not rooting for Owens because I'm over Lieberdems.

I'll leave it to others to try and squeeze out my "endorsement" from that steaming pile of dog s--t.

But I'm rather pleased I've been used to attack Scozzafava by the likes of Club for Growth and Glenn Beck. Such mischief is almost Rovian!

Well, Rove's last bit of mischief was to lose the 2006 midterms.

Is that the "Rovian mischief" Kos has in mind here?

Ah: Pataki well-covered last night by Slublog.

This is not a repost. This is a recontextualization.

Dicks!

Posted by: Ace at 08:41 AM | Comments (158)
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1
Woo hooo

Deja Vu...

AoS stlye!

Posted by: Tweet Krugman at October 30, 2009 08:43 AM (JY1gZ)

2
btw, we even have a repeat on the...

sidebar!

Only at AoSHQ...only at AoSHQ, haha.

Posted by: Tweet Krugman at October 30, 2009 08:44 AM (JY1gZ)

3 Sorry, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but as a Politician, Pataki is simple too diluted.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 08:45 AM (ghbPL)

4 Not a double post, an update.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 30, 2009 08:46 AM (muUqs)

5 So, this will make Kos 1-27 or something on endorsements, correct?

Posted by: toby928 at October 30, 2009 08:46 AM (PD1tk)

6 Man that Markos sure is an angry little twerp. Nasty little unhappy thing.

Posted by: Alex at October 30, 2009 08:46 AM (udP2l)

7 When I think of  Homo, Kos is the first thing that pops into my head.

What a pole smoker.

Posted by: MelodicMetal at October 30, 2009 08:48 AM (x4S2a)

8 If it's wrong to double-post three times a week, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: ace at October 30, 2009 08:48 AM (ti/0H)

9
Dicks!

haha! I think we've just been re-ified, morons.




Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 30, 2009 08:49 AM (x9okW)

10 I've never met a hard leftist who wasn't nasty, angry, a twerp, and generally unhappy. 

Its how they roll. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 30, 2009 08:49 AM (gNacq)

11
Recycling is good for the environment.


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 30, 2009 08:50 AM (JY1gZ)

12 Markos = not much of a kingmaker.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at October 30, 2009 08:50 AM (yUybe)

13 It's pronounced "Scuzzfarve."

Posted by: oblig. at October 30, 2009 08:51 AM (kkGYB)

14 there are probably more cows in this congressional district than people. Can cows vote?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 30, 2009 08:51 AM (TfW4T)

15 @Purple,

I met a few in Berkeley who had really nice racks, but they were so bitter and angry and strident that I couldn't imagine actually spending time with them.

Posted by: NJconservative at October 30, 2009 08:51 AM (/Ywwg)

16 Markos pretty much sums up what I see progressives as. Not a pretty sight.

Posted by: Bosk at October 30, 2009 08:52 AM (pUO5u)

17 Well, at least he endorsed him before the election was over...

"So, this will make Kos 1-27 or something on endorsements, correct?"
Yes, he's the Kiss of Death to politicians.

Newt can go pound sand, lots of it for all I care.
He's thrown his lot in with the squishes.

Posted by: Gmac at October 30, 2009 08:52 AM (k2Fyd)

18

Can cows vote?

The second stain on the Constitution.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2009 08:53 AM (B+qrE)

19 Markos = IQ of a crayon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 30, 2009 08:53 AM (ZGhSv)

20
Funny how Time, the water-carriers for Obama, are making budget cuts and layoffs. If they believe Obama's economic policies are so great and successful, why don't they mortgage all their assets, increase their budget, and hire more people?

I mean, if it's such a winning formula for prosperity, why not do it? Huh, assholes at Time, why don't you do it?

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 30, 2009 08:54 AM (JY1gZ)

21 Rovian, where the hell is the puppetmaster these days?

Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2009 08:54 AM (xCBQ4)

22 Markos has a graveyard full of chickens. None of them virgins.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 30, 2009 08:55 AM (muUqs)

23 A Kos-a-day keeps the brain cells away!

Posted by: Your Family Doctor at October 30, 2009 08:55 AM (ERJIu)

24 Did the media turn on Obama or are they just pissed that they didn't get any direct handouts in first stimulus and are pimping for some love in the next stimulus.

Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2009 08:56 AM (xCBQ4)

25 This thing with Newt is heating up.  I saw a report on a site named "TCOT" about the head of one of those local republican parties Newt said had unanimously voted for DeDe Scozzawhutevah, and this local R leader was hopping mad at what Newt said. 

If I knew how to post a link here I would, but alas.  It's on Dan Riehl's site as well.

It appears Newt was either massively lied to or is a massive liar, as three of the four counties included in that district voted for conservative candidates.


Posted by: Intrepid at October 30, 2009 08:57 AM (92zkk)

26 Preemptive dicks won't help Michelle's children.

Posted by: Fritz at October 30, 2009 08:58 AM (GwPRU)

27

The second stain on the Constitution.

Aha! So you thought to turn it over too, did you? Excellent! Remarkable! Uncanny!

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at October 30, 2009 08:58 AM (ERJIu)

28 I thought her name was Scuzzafalooza.

Posted by: Cicero at October 30, 2009 08:59 AM (QKKT0)

29


Every single time I see her name, I have a little movie go through my head of EJ Dionne slimily slithering that stupid name out of his weird mouth.

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at October 30, 2009 08:59 AM (dh7zu)

30 Hey morons.  I'm doing all I can to the new Kossack Joe Sestak get elected in Pennsylvania.

Got any Mentos ads I can produce?

Posted by: Ned Lamont at October 30, 2009 09:01 AM (GtYrq)

31 Next thing you know, ol' Markos will be mumbling about "miscreants"...

Posted by: mojo at October 30, 2009 09:01 AM (g1cNf)

32 That Kos guy creeps me out.

Posted by: Seriously at October 30, 2009 09:01 AM (TvxGB)

33 Doug Hoffman's speaking fee is too rich for Iowa.

Posted by: Jonathan Martin of Politico at October 30, 2009 09:02 AM (GtYrq)

34

So I notice that Johhna Micha Micha Paisley Asshole is now an Official Obama Person of Media.

I did a search for "jeff gannon" on that fishfaced idiot's site.

http://tinyurl.com/y8mhvba

Of course, Jeff Gannon was an obsession with him and his creepy little ass suckers.

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at October 30, 2009 09:03 AM (dh7zu)

35

OT.

Heh. Jockstrap Chirac to stand trial for corruption. So sad, too bad.

Posted by: maddogg at October 30, 2009 09:04 AM (OlN4e)

36 Marcos the kook:  "...So it's official, I'm rooting for the Republican to win."

Which, in his strange little cobb-web infested mind, translates to not an endorsement.

Must be the very definition of Nuance.

Posted by: Intrepid at October 30, 2009 09:05 AM (92zkk)

37 I thought her name was Scuzzafalooza. No, it's Scuzzyflava.

Posted by: Department of PC Euphemisms at October 30, 2009 09:08 AM (RD7QR)

38

I wonder whose mouth emits more foul-smelling drool, EJ Dionne or that Markcos chimp-looking idiot.

They both like to spill saliva all over the place.

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at October 30, 2009 09:09 AM (dh7zu)

39
I don't understand how daily kooks has any credibility.  Did Soros just fund them to the point where they could buy a small share or something?  I've seen that little turd (briefly) in interviews, and he's not the sharpest hammer in the box of rocks, that's for sure.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 30, 2009 09:11 AM (Haq+B)

40 #37, I hope you are being sarcastic?

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 30, 2009 09:12 AM (FkfPM)

41

I wonder, does "scozza" mean "liver" in Italian?

'Cause, you know, she looks like she'd go with a nice Chianti.

Posted by: stuiec at October 30, 2009 09:12 AM (7AOgy)

42

Didn't that dimwit DKos realize that his endorsement of Skoozifoozi would cause real conservatives to question her?

I'll be sure to drop him a thank you note when Hoffman wins.

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 09:13 AM (AnTyA)

43 I have nothing but contempt for those people I un-endorse. I feel nothing. Screw them.

Posted by: Kos at October 30, 2009 09:14 AM (7r9DK)

44 Did the media turn on Obama...

Not full on yet, but the dike is starting to spring a few leaks.  That CBS piece was pretty harsh, and you know it had full approval from the top cuz it wasn't just an off the cuff remark at the end of a show, it was a "produced" story.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 30, 2009 09:15 AM (gNacq)

45

This was the most fatuous part of that little screed:

An endorsement implies love for the candidate being endorsed.

No wonder the left treats Obama like the Messiah--they've equated rational assessment of a candidate's positions with irrational romantic feelings of devotion.

An endorsement, in the non-emotionally and intellectually stunted world, implies that you've studied the candidate's position on various issues, those stances fall into line with your own views more than the other candidates, and you feel that overall, that candidate will perform their duties competently while in office.  Love shouldn't have anything to do with it.

Posted by: David Axelrod's Combover at October 30, 2009 09:16 AM (/Pw+r)

46

42 #37, I hope you are being sarcastic?

I kinda thought the "Jockstrap" crack might imply that.

Posted by: maddogg at October 30, 2009 09:16 AM (OlN4e)

47 ...So it's official, I'm rooting for the Republican to win,,, only an idiot would construe that as an "endorsement".

Has anyone ever seen Kos and Palin Steele in the same place at the same time?  Or is weaseling over definitions just a common libtard thing?

Posted by: rockhead at October 30, 2009 09:17 AM (RykTt)

48 Not full on yet, but the dike is starting to spring a few leaks.

That's why I wear Depends. 

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 30, 2009 09:18 AM (sey23)

49 Ok, Now Rush is scaring the crap out of me and he isn't reading a scary story like Beck.  Rush's is reading from Nanny P's Health Care debacle.

Posted by: curious at October 30, 2009 09:18 AM (p302b)

50 Hangs head in shame

Posted by: Y-not denounces herself for that last post at October 30, 2009 09:18 AM (sey23)

51 I just checked my cupboard and the nuance jar was empty, so I'm going to have to go with clueless crapweasle explanation until I can get to the dollar store and restock on nuance.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 30, 2009 09:20 AM (gNacq)

52 @53
Would ya' pick me up a case of Skittles while you're at it, PA?  I'm fresh out. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 30, 2009 09:21 AM (sey23)

53 kos," No  really i mean it this time. really, really".

Posted by: willow at October 30, 2009 09:21 AM (1kwr2)

54 Yeah, that bastard Kos hasn't been kind to me either. And I have done everything to please him the last few months

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Tip Jar at October 30, 2009 09:23 AM (wnU1W)

55 From what Rush was reading the 8% tax will be on people making Less than $350 grand??  Also, if you are a small suiness paying 250 grand for health insurance and the government company offers it to you for $150 grand, you are going to take the $150 or you are going to pay the tax and tell your employees they are on their own for insurance.

Posted by: curious at October 30, 2009 09:23 AM (p302b)

56 I thought the name was "Scuzzyfloozy".

Posted by: TC at October 30, 2009 09:23 AM (QXKjZ)

57

Gas prices highest level in a year.  Dow drops 200 points.  But Obama has saved us!

/runs prosperity montage

Posted by: Your Liberal Media at October 30, 2009 09:24 AM (1Y3Fy)

58 @54  Why can't the unicorns crap out M&Ms instead of Skittles?  I can't stand the little fruity bastards.


Posted by: Intrepid at October 30, 2009 09:24 AM (92zkk)

59

so I'm going to have to go with clueless crapweasle explanation

Also known as Occam's Razor: 2009.  (Now with 25% more Occam.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2009 09:25 AM (B+qrE)

60 I bet Kos loves Coldplay and Creed.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 30, 2009 09:26 AM (SqAkN)

61 I endorse Kos' endorsement and I also agree with Kos that he never endorsed her.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 30, 2009 09:27 AM (IhQuA)

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 30, 2009 09:27 AM (B5cM9)

63
Why can't the unicorns crap out M&Ms instead of Skittles?

Or even Reece's Pieces?  I love those things.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 30, 2009 09:28 AM (Haq+B)

64 Kos is a a smart guy..

Posted by: Bill Shit-for-brains O'Reilly at October 30, 2009 09:28 AM (VPwsO)

65 Zowie. Dow down 225, actually. [Approved Halloween content follows] It's spooooooky.

Posted by: joncelli at October 30, 2009 09:28 AM (RD7QR)

66 Can't believe it, but there is still a spirited discussion going on HERE

Posted by: curious at October 30, 2009 09:29 AM (p302b)

67 "Or even Reece's Pieces?  I love those things."

Or Malted Milk Balls - but they're a bit larger than M&Ms and Reeces' Pieces.  So poor unicorns.....

Posted by: Intrepid at October 30, 2009 09:30 AM (92zkk)

68 In other news alot of girls will be dressing as sluts tommorrow. Kos included.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 30, 2009 09:31 AM (SqAkN)

69 I thought her name was Scuzzyvulva.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 30, 2009 09:32 AM (eR37w)

70 Scozzyfafa?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 30, 2009 09:33 AM (eR37w)

71

47

I always thought an endorsement just meant that one, for whatever reason, urges voters to vote for a given candidate or proposition.  Neither love nor rational evaluation of the endorsee are necessary, just the words, "Vote for...."

Which would make Kos's "I never endorsed-endorsed Scozzafava" weaseling even more chock-full of weaselly oiliness.

Posted by: stuiec at October 30, 2009 09:33 AM (7AOgy)

72 Scozzafooforaw?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 30, 2009 09:34 AM (eR37w)

73 don't you watch Community, the serious sexy blond was dressed as a squirrel cause she "hates women who use Halloween to dress like sluts".   The brunette rival college professor was dressed as a slut.  Why did NBC do so  many Halloween shows?

Posted by: curious at October 30, 2009 09:34 AM (p302b)

74

Goosfrabba

Posted by: Jack Nicholson at October 30, 2009 09:34 AM (SqAkN)

75 Scozzawazzahipdoodah?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 30, 2009 09:34 AM (eR37w)

76 "You'd have to be an idiot to think that rooting for a candidate constitutes some sort of endorsement." Oh, that botched clone of Peter Lorre is adorable.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at October 30, 2009 09:35 AM (cvmgB)

77 Love shouldn't have anything to do with it. Posted by: David Axelrod's Combover

Emotion is the substitute for principle in the leftist's world.

Posted by: Iskandar at October 30, 2009 09:35 AM (u1pln)

78 Scuzzynavel.   I love those things!

Posted by: Y-not, bar fly at October 30, 2009 09:35 AM (sey23)

79

Dicks!

Ace, you and Gabe got anything going on here?

Just axing.

Kemp

Posted by: Kemp at October 30, 2009 09:36 AM (2+9Yx)

80 Scozzaramadamadingdong?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 30, 2009 09:36 AM (eR37w)

81 67 Zowie. Dow down 225, actually. [Approved Halloween content follows] It's spooooooky.

Posted by: joncelli at October 30, 2009 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

The consumers are not consuming, they're saving for the crash of Obamanomics.

Posted by: Jon at October 30, 2009 09:36 AM (VPwsO)

82 "Which would make Kos's "I never endorsed-endorsed Scozzafava" weaseling even more chock-full of weaselly oiliness."

Hey, I have to cover every possible angle here, what with my 1-27 track record in the political endorsement game.

Posted by: Markos Mougreeksoundingname at October 30, 2009 09:37 AM (92zkk)

83 Floccaseagullz?

Posted by: Zorachus at October 30, 2009 09:38 AM (qc/CQ)

84 Well, did anyone actually expect Kos to keep his word? C'mon, that is a bit much to expect of him.

Posted by: Penfold at October 30, 2009 09:38 AM (lF2Kk)

85

63 I endorse Kos' endorsement and I also agree with Kos that he never endorsed her.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at October 30, 2009 02:27 PM (IhQuA)

Somehow this news story reminded me of the LunGFish as well:

A man who claimed he was discriminated against in his home town in Australia has had his claim dismissed in a case with echoes of Daffyd, Little Britain's 'only gay in the village'.

The man, who was only identified by the initials MT, claimed he was repeatedly forced to leave the small New South Wales town, with a population of just 2,500, because he was harassed over his sexuality.

He launched a complaint in court against his former employers, claiming they fired him when he told them he was HIV positive.

However, the administrative decisions tribunal found that the man had not been the victim of a homophobic campaign. Instead, the court ruled that the man had a personality that made him think his rights were constantly being violated, Sydney's Daily Telegraph reported.

MT first left the town, which was not named, in 1999, but returned in 2004 and two years later took a job in a local pub. He claimed he was sacked from the job in 2007 because he told the management he was HIV positive.

In court, MT said that a colleague had written "Mr Important" on his time sheet after he allegedly told locals that he was second in charge at the pub, the entertainment manager and a shareholder in the business, when in fact he was a casual barman.

After being fired he got a job at another pub but said he again experienced "a great deal of abuse and harassment" and left the town last year.

He then filed a complaint alleging that the licensee had sacked him because he was HIV positive.

However, the tribunal dismissed the complaint. It found that MT was pre-occupied with thinking that people were discriminating against him. The court said that this was simply an "aspect of his personality".

"MT appeared to us to be particularly ready to interpret conduct by other people as trespassing on his rights and causing unjustified harm to him," the ruling found.

The case bears a striking resemblance to that of the indignant television character Dafydd Jones. Proud to be homosexual and sensing discrimination at every turn, Daffyd flaunts his sexuality in the small Welsh town of Llanddewi Brefi to the locals' complete indifference.

Posted by: stuiec at October 30, 2009 09:39 AM (7AOgy)

86 Wake me when "Screw them" Kos endorses putting a bullet in his own syphilitic brain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 30, 2009 09:39 AM (necDd)

87

The dumbshit should have just kept his idiot trap shut, retracting the non-endorsement is just making him look even more foolish.


Posted by: Dang Straights at October 30, 2009 09:40 AM (Haq+B)

88 Regarding Kos: First, I mentioned on another thread exactly what Kos is doing here.  Dede is not going to win.  Not.  There is no way.  So naturally he has to pull the endorsement (lest any of his brain-dead readers take him seriously) but then pretends to do so on principle.

Now he's playing the pouting third party-ite who are the annoying little ankle-biters we right-wingers have to deal with.  You know the type, they're too good to actually vote for a candidate who will win.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 30, 2009 09:41 AM (T0NGe)

89 Maybe it's derived from "Scott's your father," the Italian analogue to the British "Bob's your uncle."

Posted by: stuiec at October 30, 2009 09:41 AM (7AOgy)

90 Only news I really want to hear about kos, is that he choked to death on the "Alien" sized dildo he keeps in his mouth.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 09:42 AM (erIg9)

91 Markos Zippitydoodah, heh,

Very good webmaster I spit Miller Lite into my throat! How's it going M&M's?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 30, 2009 09:45 AM (ZoHEm)

92

I bet Kos loves Coldplay and Creed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2009 09:45 AM (B+qrE)

93 I 'll never forget that political ad for Lamont where Markos was running around like a spaz on meth. What a douchebag. Talk about special olympics....

Posted by: Todd (the guy who is afraid of Michelle' big ass) at October 30, 2009 09:46 AM (LLOGQ)

94 Skuzzyknockahs

Posted by: TC at October 30, 2009 09:47 AM (QXKjZ)

95 Scuuzapalooza?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 30, 2009 09:47 AM (eR37w)

96 Scuzzyfloozy?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 30, 2009 09:48 AM (erIg9)

97 I've been up since 5am making a spagetti sauce, for a homemade lasagna today eat your hearts out morons, it's going to be good.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 30, 2009 09:48 AM (ZoHEm)

98 C'mon, Ace, you can do it! "Scozza...fava" Or if you can't manage thatd, call her "Shufflebean"

Posted by: Jeffrey Quick at October 30, 2009 09:48 AM (g9neE)

99 @94, or he plugged in an 110 US voltage spec "Anal Fist Intruder" in a 220 volt outlet (nod to "Top Secret")

Posted by: Mike H at October 30, 2009 09:48 AM (LdYLm)

100 I know plenty of Troops that would like to have a up front and personal with Markos, y'all should see my emails from Iraq & Afghanistan sometimes, gotta love these guys y'all they are our best!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 30, 2009 09:52 AM (ZoHEm)

101 Scuzzlebutt.  One leg is celery, one is Patrick Duffy, and both are obscured by her tits.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 30, 2009 09:54 AM (5aa4z)

102 96

I bet Kos loves Coldplay and Creed.

He's probably into emo...whatever the hell that is

Posted by: beedubya at October 30, 2009 09:57 AM (AnTyA)

103 scuzzaripaclitoral

Posted by: Todd (the guy who is afraid of Michelle' big ass) at October 30, 2009 09:57 AM (LLOGQ)

104 Which would make Kos's "I never endorsed-endorsed Scozzafava" weaseling even more chock-full of weaselly oiliness.

Usually the endorsement is followed by a PAC contribution.  Newt has one.  Boehner has one.  Sarah has one.  TPaw has one.

Does KOS have one?

Posted by: WTFCI at October 30, 2009 10:01 AM (GtYrq)

105 It was an endorsement, not an endorsement endorsement.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2009 10:02 AM (SqAkN)

106 @101 - Hey NG - You know how folks on this site are always tellin' the trools to site a study or provide a link? Well, I want recipies or the lasagna does not exist.

Posted by: teej at October 30, 2009 10:04 AM (c459z)

107 oops - trolls

Posted by: teej at October 30, 2009 10:05 AM (c459z)

108 the trools

I like it.  Trollish tools.

Posted by: toby928 at October 30, 2009 10:15 AM (PD1tk)

109 Trools drool!

Posted by: The 6th grade moron at October 30, 2009 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

110 MSNBC said the longest recession since the 30's is over. GDP up 3.5%. Markets fell in response. Gee...how dey gonna spin dat?

Posted by: torabora at October 30, 2009 10:22 AM (H1b4W)

111 For the love of all thats holy is Skuzzyvajayjay.

Posted by: lowfibass at October 30, 2009 10:30 AM (T1ZAZ)

112

I thought it was considered an endorsement whenever Markos wasn't cheering for you to be dragged through the streets and strung up from a lamp post. I guess I was misinformed. Screw them.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2009 10:30 AM (2qU2d)

113

Unnamed sources say Markos is actually Valerie Jarret's pimp!

Posted by: The Butcher at October 30, 2009 10:32 AM (8g9qq)

114 Unnamed sources say Markos is actually Valerie Jarret's pimp! Yes, but she's only had one john in the last 27 days.

Posted by: joncelli at October 30, 2009 10:36 AM (RD7QR)

115 120 Unnamed sources say Markos is actually Valerie Jarret's pimp!

Yes, but she's only had one john in the last 27 days.
  Those same sources say Markos and Valerie are lazy bitches, so go figure.

Posted by: The Butcher at October 30, 2009 10:41 AM (8g9qq)

116 Leave it to that bitchy man-child Kos to trot out the Pee Wee Herman defense.

"I meant to do that!"


Posted by: schizuki at October 30, 2009 10:43 AM (SuGDg)

117 I've often said there should be a rule of thumb that if you use the second part of your name as a nickname, you are automatically an effeminate loser.

Examples:

Alexanders who go by "Xander"
Christophers who go by "Topher"
Antoines who go by "Toine"
(actually, even having the name Antoine in the first place qualifies, come to think of it) Markos's who go by "Kos"
Any exceptions come to mind?

Posted by: Wise Mongol at October 30, 2009 10:47 AM (6+SS9)

118 Scozzoflatus?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2009 10:50 AM (r8/Km)

119 Superscozzofragelisticexpialagina?

Posted by: lowfibass at October 30, 2009 10:55 AM (T1ZAZ)

120

Any exceptions come to mind?

DrewM? :^)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2009 10:59 AM (2qU2d)

121

BTW, it's written Scozzafava but it's pronounced Throat-warbler-mangrove-cock-sucker.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2009 11:00 AM (2qU2d)

122

@125

You're right, unless Ace's real name is Verace.

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2009 11:00 AM (E725N)

123

Verace = Versace.

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2009 11:01 AM (E725N)

124 On the other hand, to prove your point, there is Eyeofnewt Gingrich.

Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2009 11:03 AM (E725N)

125 It almost seems like the republican candidate is really the dem and the dem is really the republican and the conservative is the only normal one in the bunch but he won't win cause he isn't polished enough and he just comes out and tells the truth?  Is this about right?

Posted by: curious at October 30, 2009 11:05 AM (p302b)

126 I was against Scozzofluffernutter before I was for her...  which makes me the reverse John Kerry 

Posted by: I don't want to be 1 for 28 at October 30, 2009 11:20 AM (ATDUX)

127
Not full on yet, but the dike is starting to spring a few leaks

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 30, 2009 02:15 PM (gNacq)

Wait a minute, Buster, how did you find out about my incontinence problems?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 30, 2009 11:30 AM (qP2BK)

128 >> Any exceptions come to mind?

DrewM? :^)

 

andycanuck, callin out Drew!  hahahahah

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 30, 2009 11:30 AM (WvXvd)

129

A Kos endorsement is backfiring?

Sen. Ned Lamont is shocked by that news!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at October 30, 2009 11:37 AM (O9Cc8)

130 When I think of  Homo, Kos is the first thing that pops into my head.

What a pole smoker.

Posted by: MelodicMetal at October 30, 2009 01:48 PM (x4S2a)

 

 

When I need a homo, Kos is the first thing that pops onto my head.

NTTATWWT.

 

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at October 30, 2009 11:40 AM (AoS9J)

131 @ 'Nam Grunt "I know plenty of Troops that would like to have a up front and personal with Markos, y'all should see my emails from Iraq & Afghanistan sometimes, gotta love these guys y'all they are our best!" Do us a favor and post some quotes from said e-mails! That Kos prick infuriates me. I'll never forget when he said to "crush their spirits". Their meaning us. I'll be damned if I'm going to let effeminate progressives take this country. No way.

Posted by: USMC at October 30, 2009 11:42 AM (wDAko)

132

 

Scuzzyfavabean ?

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 11:43 AM (AoS9J)

133

I bet Kos loves Coldplay and Creed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2009 02:45 PM (B+qrE)

 

 

I can totally picture Kos at Lilith Fair back in the nineties, jumping up and down and squeeling like an excited little girl when The Indigo Girls or Sarah McLachlan, took the stage

Posted by: Blazer at October 30, 2009 11:51 AM (AoS9J)

134 What I do not get is that anyone even cares what Markos says? It's beyond me.

Posted by: Pat at October 30, 2009 11:53 AM (9Rczd)

135 Isn't an endorsement/retraction by Kos like being "just a little bit pregnant"? The fact that he endorsed her in his (now) non-endorsement should still prove a big point.

Posted by: RoadRunner at October 30, 2009 11:55 AM (e3rOI)

136 Well, Rove's last bit of mischief was to lose the 2006 midterms.

Wow, Rove did that? He's amazing, making the entire country angry at Republicans. He must have forced the GOP to overspend, be corrupt, get in the news constantly for sex scandals, he must have forced a year of slanderous lies about Katrina, then forced the Democrats to be able to skate on corruption charges. Rove is amazing! Why, Rove even forced the GOP to try to pass amnesty, he's so powerful!

It wasn't Karl Rove. It was retarded Republican politicians working with leftist journalists who lied through their gleaming white teeth and a stupid public who believed the Democrats were somehow better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2009 11:57 AM (PQY7w)

137 Scuzzyfuzzyface.

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 11:59 AM (qP2BK)

138

 

Are you kidding me ? That Markos guy just oozes masculinity.

Posted by: Clay Aiken at October 30, 2009 12:23 PM (AoS9J)

139

For whoever on this thread was wondering about dear Dede's last name:

I hate to do this to my Italian-American brothers and sisters, because God knows we take a lot of shit already  (yeah, easy there with the remarks about funny sounding ethnic names buddy; it's a sensitive issue -- of course, having to claim some of these idiots as our own is also a sensitive issue: how would you like to have to acknowledge that dumb, bony, tart Madonna is a paisana?  It's hard I tell you.), but here's a close shot at a translation (mind you, my Italian is very rusty, and this is most likely a colloquial origined name and has probably be Ellis-ized to begin with); so, here goes:

Fava -- is a type of bean; quite honestly I don't know if it has any other meaning; someone more versed in Italian (or Spanish might know)

Scozza -- is loosely based as far as I can tell on a slang term which usually stands for someone who is a stirrer of things, a rowdy, often a drunk, somebody who likes to instigate the poo slinging kinda sorta.

Of course, this could be way off base -- like I said: rusty!  and the name has probably been Ellis-ized to the point of lost in translation literally.

Posted by: unknown jane at October 30, 2009 01:17 PM (5/yRG)

140 Weasely wretch is weasely? What a shock.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2009 01:27 PM (PQY7w)

141 I vote for that weasel Markos for Dog Sh-t Czar!   If he smells it, he owns it!!!  That will help stop global warming.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at October 30, 2009 01:38 PM (pU4D7)

142 @ #148:  You're quite right, but it is an arcane translation.  My careful research says her surname is Italian for "scuzzy flavor."

Like a badly shanked tee shot, play that one where it lies, Scuzzy-flava.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 30, 2009 02:02 PM (Jdtsu)

143 I thought her name was pronounced "Scofflaw" myself.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 30, 2009 02:09 PM (PQY7w)

144

Help put a Conservative/pitbull in Pelosi's back yard.

Harmerforcongress.com

He can win the special election in California's 10th district.  Not much time left.  Throw him a bone.

Posted by: mghorning at October 30, 2009 02:18 PM (dVpOV)

145 I think the Kos De-endorsement should be a lesson to all who would support the RINO's in the hope that they, the liberals of this nation, will love us. They hate us. They will never support principles that will make this country free. Nothing will change that.

Posted by: Chaz at October 30, 2009 03:47 PM (u3fm3)

146 152 -- actually "scofflaw" would be a very close definition of the first part (although it's a bit more naughty in Italian -- nuance, nuance).

Posted by: unknown jane at October 30, 2009 04:17 PM (5/yRG)

147 Pataki actually started out fairly fiscally conservative, but one in every seven jobs in this state is a government one.  That's probably higher now.  Anyway, that makes it nearly impossible to rein in the public unions, which has helped drive taxes up, and the rest of the people out of the state.

Patterson started out the same way, and he got rolled too.

I think the state ends up with no one living in it except government employees, all of whom agitate for higher salaries, then moan about the taxes going up.

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