December 29, 2010

Overnight Thread-Stunt Blogger Edition [CDR M]
— Open Blogger

Evening Moron Nation and Happy Hump Day! How you all doin'? I got pressed into duty as Maet is now in Thailand trying to rescue Genghis from the Thai Tranny Pimp that Genghis ran afoul of last weekend. Some people never learn to tip their "waitress" appropriately.

I'm thinking of adding a Man Cave (I'll call it The CDR's Loft) to my house. I'm thinking this is a must have accessory. Guess I'll have to get an iPhone when Verizon finally gets it next year.

Some ominous news about China's DF-21D Anti-ship ballistic missile. PACFLT announces that China has achieved Initial Operational Capability with the DF-21D which is supposed to be the first long-range, land-based carrier killer.


Just when you thought there was no way a toy would go there, the German's go and do it. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised knowing what the German's can get in to. I'm thinking of getting one and sending it to the White House. Might help the Preznit with his pooper scooper duties.


One of these is not alike. Can you find it?


Seems like Christine O'Donnell is under investigation by the Feds now.


Interesting question. Which is worse? The Star Wars Holiday special or the Tron Holiday Special?


Top 50 Funniest Headlines of 2010.

Hmmm. Only Woman To Ever Use A Neck Massager On A Neck Dies. Ladies, be careful out there if you ever really use this on your neck!

Looks like farm animals might be the bigger culprit behind why we are facing more anti-bacteria resistant super bugs. Farm animals get 80% of antibiotics in the U.S.


Looks like us sci-fi guys might have a new TV show to watch next June on TNT. It kinda looks like Red Dawn with Aliens instead of Communists. This trailer looks decent.


The 14 Creepiest Ted Bundy Quotes.

That's all I got tonight folks. Have fun, be snarky and drink up!

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1 Naaah. I don't think so.

Maybe 10th?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 29, 2010 04:18 PM (Ulu3i)

2 I'm always in after the spam.

First almost-human, maybe?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 29, 2010 04:19 PM (Ulu3i)

3 Aaaannnnd the spam is furst.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:20 PM (UOM48)

4 Well, since TWD puked on itself, maybe this new scifi thingy will not.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:21 PM (ZTPeW)

5 I got pressed into duty as Maet is now in Thailand trying to rescue Genghis from the Thai Tranny Pimp that Genghis ran afoul of last weekend. Some people never learn to tip their "waitress" appropriately.

That can be some tricky business. I would suggest saying you were researching for a book. I'll already got dibs on Karma Sutra II: Younger and Hotter though.

Posted by: Pete Townshend at December 29, 2010 04:22 PM (bgcml)

6 CDR M:  *applause*

As to the Man Cave, does your wife get something other than the kitchen for her Woman Cave? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:22 PM (UOM48)

7 We need to develop submarine aircraft carriers.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:23 PM (ZTPeW)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 29, 2010 04:23 PM (zgZzy)

9 Is that kitty going to eat all the penguins?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:23 PM (YxBuk)

10 Pull!

Posted by: fluffy would like a beer at December 29, 2010 04:24 PM (SwkdU)

11 I guess I shouldn't be too surprised knowing what the German's can get in to. I'm thinking of getting one and sending it to the White House. Might help the Preznit with his pooper scooper duties.

You know, we could really learn from these people.

Posted by: Some Crappy Liberal at December 29, 2010 04:24 PM (bgcml)

12 Seems like Christine O'Donnell is under investigation by the Feds now.

So it wasn't just a close shave?

Posted by: Yeah, I went there at December 29, 2010 04:25 PM (bgcml)

13 RE: China's apparent IOC carrier killer, wasn't by accident the pic shows the weapon bearing down on an American carrier.

next pic: toonces eating his homosnocone.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 29, 2010 04:25 PM (eCAn3)

14 Yikes, the funniest headlines, who the hell would be so desperate as to steal underwear cheese? Yuch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 29, 2010 04:25 PM (QoMqV)

15 Barnes and Noble is having an "After Holiday Sale." What holiday could they be talking about? *scratches head*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:25 PM (YxBuk)

16 Jeebus, Rum.  I hadn't noticed the kitteh.  I was looking at the penguin doing a Lewinski on the other penguin. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:25 PM (UOM48)

17 All those bombs dropped on Germany shook something loose.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:26 PM (ZTPeW)

18

CDR M they should make you a full time ONT blogger.

You find some great stuff, man. Kudos and a gold star for you, friend!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 04:26 PM (qIJAH)

19 Jeebus, you could vibrate an Elephant to sleep with that thing... anything bigger would require a pull cord and an occasional oil change, for the Lady That Demands a Little More.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:26 PM (tJjm/)

20 I hadn't noticed the kitteh.  I was looking at the penguin doing a Lewinski on the other penguin.

I saw the kitteh immediately. Didn't even notice Monica the Penguin. What does that say about us?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:27 PM (YxBuk)

21 16 Barnes and Noble is having an "After Holiday Sale." What holiday could they be talking about? *scratches head* Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 09:25 PM (YxBuk) You'd think they'd wait until after Kwanzaa!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:27 PM (tJjm/)

22 Paramedics found the neck massager on the floor next to the woman. Investigators believe the massager got tangled on her necklace and tightened it around her neck, causing her to lose consciousness and stop breathing.

And the sad part about all this is she won't get to vote for Barack Obama again.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 29, 2010 04:27 PM (bgcml)

23 Evenin', morons & 'ettes...

Posted by: Lone Marauder at December 29, 2010 04:28 PM (po5rq)

24 And the sad part about all this is she won't get to vote for Barack Obama again.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 29, 2010 09:27 PM (bgcml)


well, now my evening is looking up!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 29, 2010 04:28 PM (eCAn3)

25 Farm animals get 80% of antibiotics in the U.S.

Yeah we can get that number higher.

Posted by: Some Obamacare Manager at December 29, 2010 04:28 PM (bgcml)

26 That neck massager looks like something Kirk picked up for Uhura on Rigel 12. Just to piss off Spock.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:29 PM (ZTPeW)

27 Yum.  Saveur Magazine has a recipe for broccoli and cheese sauce topped with crushed Cheetos.

*sound of Michelle's Storm Troopers descending on Saveur's offices*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:29 PM (UOM48)

28 23 Paramedics found the neck massager on the floor next to the woman. Investigators believe the massager got tangled on her necklace and tightened it around her neck, causing her to lose consciousness and stop breathing. Isn't that how David Carradine expired? Except he had it wrapped tightly around his scrotum...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:30 PM (tJjm/)

29 You'd think they'd wait until after Kwanzaa!

Does anyone personally know anyone who actually celebrates that made up holiday?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:31 PM (YxBuk)

30 As far as the neck massager, my elderly mother had one which she used on her neck and had no idea that it was used for, um, you know. So one holiday my mom, myself, 2 sisters, and my nephew's twenty six year old girlfriend were sitting around the dining room table talking about dogs. My mom started telling about how her poodle Poochie liked it when she used the massager on her. We all sat there and tried not to laugh, but my nephew's girlfriend, bless her had to leave the room she was laughing so hard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 29, 2010 04:31 PM (QoMqV)

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 04:31 PM (vdfwz)

32 13 Seems like Christine O'Donnell is under investigation by the Feds now. Witch Hunt!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:31 PM (tJjm/)

33
Looks like us sci-fi guys might have a new TV show to watch next June on TNT. It kinda looks like Red Dawn with Aliens instead of Communists. This trailer looks decent.

So the question is, what did we do to make them hate us?

Posted by: Some Liberal About to be Eaten/Blasted/Probed at December 29, 2010 04:32 PM (bgcml)

34 Not anymore.  That spam pissed me off.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 09:21 PM (5I8G0)

We are legion.

Posted by: The Spam at December 29, 2010 04:32 PM (bgcml)

35 30 You'd think they'd wait until after Kwanzaa! Does anyone personally know anyone who actually celebrates that made up holiday? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 09:31 PM (YxBuk) Our entire pasty white staff does!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 29, 2010 04:33 PM (tJjm/)

36 Nerdy girl, that story reminds me of this scene from Sex and the City.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:33 PM (YxBuk)

37 @30 Does anyone personally know anyone who actually celebrates that made up holiday?

Well, I heard from whoever was filling in for Beck this morning that President FUBAR gave his second shout-out in two years to Kwanzaa.  Anyone hear a Merry Christmas from Teh Won?  Anyone? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:35 PM (UOM48)

38 Seems like Christine O'Donnell is under investigation by the Feds now.

Hey, what do you all think of this now? Why isn't every thread about this?

Posted by: Guy who posted this on every thread at December 29, 2010 04:35 PM (vdfwz)

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:35 PM (YxBuk)

40 Anyone hear a Merry Christmas from Teh Won?  Anyone? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 09:35 PM (UOM4

That's when Christ and his reindeer give everyone white person presents, right?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 29, 2010 04:36 PM (bgcml)

41 Hey morons! There's a contest, with real money, Valu-Rite money, to re-brand the RINO with something a bit more noxious and vile. >$125 can come in handy for paying off that bar tab! Or at least the tip.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at December 29, 2010 04:36 PM (W/8QQ)

42 Sweet Jeebus.  Please.  No discussion about COD.  For all that's holy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:36 PM (UOM48)

43 Why are all you wingnuts spending you time spreading around denialist Paulian lies being spread by Pamela Geller when there's only 2 days left to buy my 2010 calendars at a 5 percent discount with a L G F subscription!

Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson , Scienceologist at December 29, 2010 04:38 PM (vdfwz)

44 @44: But I'm not a witch! I'm YOU!!

Posted by: Chrsitine O'Donnell at December 29, 2010 04:38 PM (tJjm/)

45 You have a problem with cod, you have a problem with me.

Posted by: the fisherman of gloucester at December 29, 2010 04:39 PM (S5YRY)

46 I'm a ditch witch.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at December 29, 2010 04:39 PM (/Ft4q)

47 OK, don't buy my calendars, what do I care if you're here while simultaneously jerking off to Glen Beck and Faux News!

Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson , Scienceologist at December 29, 2010 04:40 PM (vdfwz)

48 Sweet Jeebus. Please. No discussion about COD. For all that's holy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 09:36 PM (UOM4 Ok, we'll stick to Mike Castle and longbows.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:40 PM (ZTPeW)

49 48 You have a problem with cod, you have a problem with me. Posted by: the fisherman of gloucester at December 29, 2010 09:39 PM (S5YRY) HEY! WATCH OUT FOR THAT... wave...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:40 PM (tJjm/)

50

Oh are we going to talk about Christine O Donnell?

Throw DADT in here too.

Really get the riot fire going.

Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2010 04:41 PM (lV4Fs)

51 what do I care if you're here while simultaneously jerking off to Glen Beck and Faux News!

I thought the webcam was off.  My bad.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 29, 2010 04:41 PM (S5YRY)

52  Does anyone personally know anyone who actually celebrates that made up holiday?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 09:31 PM (YxBuk)

Black Marxists.

Teacher's unions?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 04:41 PM (qIJAH)

53 49 I'm a ditch witch. Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at December 29, 2010 09:39 PM

Are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch?

and Toe-Toe Too!

Posted by: Glinda, Good Witch of the North at December 29, 2010 04:41 PM (vdfwz)

54 CDR M, a jetted tub.  Really?  At least put a real pool in and let her hire a cabana boy.  Ghey, of course. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:42 PM (UOM48)

55 That research for the cheerleader threads can burn you out.

I'm sure it leaves you spent and limp.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 29, 2010 04:42 PM (S5YRY)

56

Teacher's unions?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:41 PM (qIJAH)

They already get all that time off, so no.

 

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:42 PM (CN+Qv)

57 54 Oh are we going to talk about Christine O Donnell? I'd hit it. With a broomstick.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:42 PM (tJjm/)

58 Somebody save me - I tried to talk to people my own age about politics and now I feel like digging my brain out with a spork.

Posted by: Revvys at December 29, 2010 04:43 PM (E6yMe)

59 Cod is great baked, broiled, grilled, steamed, in soup, you name it. What?

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:43 PM (ZTPeW)

60 But I'm not a witch! I'm YOU!!

Posted by: Chrsitine O'Donnell at December 29, 2010 09:38 PM (tJjm/)

In that case, you've been a very naught girl Christine

Posted by: Some Moron still looking at last night's ginger link at December 29, 2010 04:43 PM (bgcml)

61 it's hard to tell which is more unsettling Wild Bill Richardson throwing a wild pitch again or Juliette Assange advertising love gloves.....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 04:43 PM (kq1lG)

62

That research for the cheerleader threads can burn you out.

Oh who cares. People are going to bitch regardless. If you posted a pic of a hot brunette with a B-Cup, some moron will whine that he likes C-cup blondes.

Can't please everyone. And it would drive you mad if you tried.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 04:43 PM (qIJAH)

63 Cod is great baked, broiled, grilled, steamed, in soup, you name it.

What?

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 09:43 PM (ZTPeW)

If you put a cod in your soup, it will eat the veggie bits before you get a chance to.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:44 PM (CN+Qv)

64 56  Does anyone personally know anyone who actually celebrates that made up holiday?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 09:31 PM (YxBuk)

Black Marxists.

Teacher's unions?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:41 PM

The people that Stuff White People Like parodies ...

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 04:44 PM (vdfwz)

65

52 CDRM,

quite.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 04:44 PM (kq1lG)

66 @66: Not true! I always prefer to see the cup as half full, not half empty.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:45 PM (tJjm/)

67 Notice how there is no source to the story, the US Attorney does say it is looking at the complaint, but hasn't made a determination, Meanwhile Biden who was running for President for about a milisecond, incurred close to a quarter million dollar fine for excessive contributions, yet this is not brought up every hour on the hour.

Posted by: justin cord at December 29, 2010 04:45 PM (c0+w5)

68 I'll have to get an iPhone when Verizon finally gets it next year.

Do we know this for sure yet? Cuz AT&T's service blows so bad I really want to go back to Verizon but I don't want to give up the iPhone.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 04:45 PM (YxBuk)

69 If you put a cod in your soup, it will eat the veggie bits before you get a chance to. Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 09:44 PM (CN+Qv) Not if they're pining for the fiords.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:45 PM (ZTPeW)

70 The people that Stuff White People Like parodies ...

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 09:44 PM (vdfwz)

I think its the emperors new Holiday. Nobody wants to admit they don't celebrate it, but nobody celebrates it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:45 PM (CN+Qv)

71 59 That research for the cheerleader threads can burn you out. I'm sure it leaves you spent and limp. Posted by: toby928™ at December 29, 2010 09:42 PM (S5YRY) Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is no laughing matter, toby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:46 PM (tJjm/)

72 Somebody save me - I tried to talk to people my own age about politics and now I feel like digging my brain out with a spork.

Posted by: Revvys at December 29, 2010 09:43 PM (E6yMe

One fun thing do do with liberal yutes - ask them to name the rights mentioned in the first amendment. They'll likely get one. Then ask them if it hurts to be so ignorant, or if they get used to it after a while.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2010 04:46 PM (bgcml)

73 Oh who cares. People are going to bitch regardless. If you posted a pic of a hot brunette with a B-Cup, some moron will whine that he likes C-cup blondes.

I want D-cup gingers!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 04:47 PM (vdfwz)

74 Notice how there is no source to the story, the US Attorney does say it is looking at the complaint, but hasn't made a determination, Meanwhile Biden who was running for President for about a milisecond, incurred close to a quarter million dollar fine for excessive contributions, yet this is not brought up every hour on the hour. Posted by: justin cord at December 29, 2010 09:45 PM (c0+w5) Nice try, but you won't budge the faithful. Burn, witch!

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:47 PM (ZTPeW)

75 Meanwhile Biden who was running for President for about a milisecond, incurred close to a quarter million dollar fine for excessive contributions, yet this is not brought up every hour on the hour. Posted by: justin cord at December 29, 2010 09:45 PM (c0+w5) Now why do you have to be such a smart ass?

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at December 29, 2010 04:47 PM (tJjm/)

76 Not if they're pining for the fiords.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 09:45 PM (ZTPeW)

What if its a zombie cod?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:47 PM (CN+Qv)

77 Wow, OSU really taking it to AZ.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2010 04:48 PM (amJ8p)

78 What if its a zombie cod? Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 09:47 PM (CN+Qv) Veggies don't have brains.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:48 PM (ZTPeW)

79 You know, it's been really pleasant since Barky left for vacay with the She Beast and the kids to Hawaii.  Any way we can work something out to keep him there?  I'd actually settle for the Vice Idiot Biden as pres.  If we give him enough sparkly, shiny things to keep him occupied, he might not be able to finish destroying the Republic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:48 PM (UOM48)

80

Can't please everyone. And it would drive you mad if you tried.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:43 PM (qIJAH)

Maybe, but its the journey that counts...so post away!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2010 04:49 PM (bgcml)

81

One fun thing do do with liberal yutes - ask them to name the rights mentioned in the first amendment. They'll likely get one. Then ask them if it hurts to be so ignorant, or if they get used to it after a while.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2010 09:46 PM (bgcml)

just pinch their cheek, laugh and say "its so cute when you discuss politics"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:49 PM (CN+Qv)

82 I'm having loading problems.  Again. 

Grrr.


Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 04:49 PM (IDL9N)

83 @77: oh, are we going to discuss Christina Hendricks? That's no ordinary rack.. it's the freaking Ponderosa!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:49 PM (tJjm/)

84 71 yard touchdown pass in the Alamo Bowl.  14-nil OKState.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 29, 2010 04:49 PM (S5YRY)

85 86 I'm having loading problems. Again. Grrr. Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 09:49 PM (IDL9N) *Bob Dole eyes the camera nervously*

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 29, 2010 04:50 PM (tJjm/)

86 Veggies don't have brains.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 09:48 PM (ZTPeW)

Cauliflower does. Big white sucker

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:50 PM (CN+Qv)

87 I'd hit it.
With a broomstick.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 09:42 PM (tJjm/)

Sacred Honor compels me to mention that any suggestions that Christine O'Donnell likes to have sex with broomsticks is false. However I cannot speak to the rumors that she turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Will Folks at December 29, 2010 04:50 PM (bgcml)

88 So, CO'D weighs the same as a duck?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2010 04:51 PM (amJ8p)

89 76 - I don't even have the energy to make fun of them anymore. The fact that I'm gonna have to deal with these people running the world make my brain sad. They don't seem to understand that they base all of their political ideals on beliefs rather than facts. Quote: "In this day and age we can pretty much set an equals sign between wealthy and exploitative. Especially since companies are required by law to squeeze as much as possible out of the consumer." HOW DO YOU ARGUE WITH THAT!?

Posted by: Revvys at December 29, 2010 04:51 PM (E6yMe)

90 50 OK, don't buy my calendars, what do I care if you're here while simultaneously jerking off to Glen Beck and Faux News!
Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson , Scienceologist at December 29, 2010 09:40 PM

What I want to know is why are you here instead of shopping, taking in a Broadway show, or lurking in a Greenwich Village adult book store

Posted by: Mike B+loomb+erg at December 29, 2010 04:51 PM (vdfwz)

91 Cauliflower does. Big white sucker Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 09:50 PM (CN+Qv) Ain't in the soup.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:51 PM (ZTPeW)

92 HOW DO YOU ARGUE WITH THAT!?

Posted by: Revvys at December 29, 2010 09:51 PM (E6yMe)

Tell them that they make 20 times what a Tanzanian makes, you exploitative bastand you

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:52 PM (CN+Qv)

93 I want D-cup gingers!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 09:47 PM (vdfwz)

Ok. http://tinyurl.com/2dl8ooj

Posted by: Will Folks at December 29, 2010 04:52 PM (bgcml)

94 Especially since companies are required by law to squeeze as much as possible out of the consumer.

They do have us there.

Posted by: fiduciary responsibility at December 29, 2010 04:53 PM (S5YRY)

95 Ha.  The day after Christmas we were leaving the ATL and took my sister to meet my NYC s-i-l, her husband and son at the Varsity.  During lunch, the libs couldn't stop themselves from lecturing us about how the cold, snow, etc. are proof of global warming. 

Meantime, they are still having trouble getting their Prius (seriously) to their garage off 6th Ave. in NYC. 

The jokes write themselves nowadays.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 04:53 PM (UOM48)

96 Anna refuses to show her boobs.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:53 PM (ZTPeW)

97 @92: that reminds me of the infamous vibrating broomstick. Of course, toy makers have come up with other odd toy ideas for girls: http://www.dailyhaggis.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/inappropriate_toys.jpg

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 29, 2010 04:53 PM (tJjm/)

98 87 @77: oh, are we going to discuss Christina Hendricks? That's no ordinary rack.. it's the freaking Ponderosa! Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 09:49 PM

Christina Hendricks or Christine O'Donnell ... you make the call

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 04:54 PM (vdfwz)

99 Quote: "In this day and age we can pretty much set an equals sign between wealthy and exploitative. Especially since companies are required by law to squeeze as much as possible out of the consumer."

Tell them you really respect their decision to give all their money to the UN.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2010 04:54 PM (bgcml)

100 Especially since companies are required by law to squeeze as much as possible out of the consumer.

Amateurs.

Posted by: The IRS at December 29, 2010 04:55 PM (bgcml)

101 off, sock...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 04:55 PM (tJjm/)

102 Ha. The day after Christmas we were leaving the ATL and took my sister to meet my NYC s-i-l, her husband and son at the Varsity. During lunch, the libs couldn't stop themselves from lecturing us about how the cold, snow, etc. are proof of global warming. Meantime, they are still having trouble getting their Prius (seriously) to their garage off 6th Ave. in NYC. The jokes write themselves nowadays. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 09:53 PM (UOM4 I think I would have taken my chances with the jury.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 04:55 PM (ZTPeW)

103 13 Seems like Christine O'Donnell is under investigation by the Feds now.


 don't worry folks it's a soros left leaning "Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington"crew group, so I'm pretty sure it's all non political and they are really after the truth....

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 04:56 PM (GpJN9)

104 87 @77: oh, are we going to discuss Christina Hendricks? That's no ordinary rack.. it's the freaking Ponderosa! Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 09:49 PM

When I look at Pike's Peak, I think of Christina

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 04:56 PM (vdfwz)

105 I have triumphed this evening.  I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies.  They are cooling now as we speak.

I am magnificent.

Thank you, thank you...please, no more applause.

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 04:56 PM (3TjSM)

106

I wonder if Ace has workman's comp for this?

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 09:55 PM (5I8G0)

Or the furry palms.

Posted by: Some Moron at December 29, 2010 04:56 PM (bgcml)

107 I have triumphed this evening.  I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies.  They are cooling now as we speak.

You make M'chele angry. And you no like me when I angry. AARRRRGGGGHHHH.

Posted by: Michelle Obamaette at December 29, 2010 04:57 PM (bgcml)

108

I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies

I.Love.You.

May I come over??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 04:57 PM (qIJAH)

109 I think the phone sales dialers are on to my usual habits. I've gotten two in the last 10 minutes that say "Please Don't Hang Up!" as I hang up.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:57 PM (CN+Qv)

110 Christina Hendricks or Christine O'Donnell ... you make the call Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 09:54 PM (vdfwz) I'm not a Witch! I'm YOU! (Only with WAY bigger tits!)

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at December 29, 2010 04:58 PM (tJjm/)

111

I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies

I.Love.You.

May I come over??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:57 PM (qIJAH)

Sadly they are each only an inch and a quarter across

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 04:58 PM (CN+Qv)

112 kbdabear,

Will a DD ginger do?

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 04:58 PM (3TjSM)

113

I wonder if Ace has workman's comp for this?

It's (carpal tunnel)  worse on days where there's a tri-corner hat girl post.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 04:59 PM (qIJAH)

114

Sadly they are each only an inch and a quarter across

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 09:58 PM (CN+Qv)

Bigger then your mouth is a waste anyway.

Posted by: Some Moron at December 29, 2010 04:59 PM (bgcml)

115 114 I wonder if Ace has workman's comp for this? Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 09:55 PM (5I8G0) Here's a box of tissues, you jackwagon!

Posted by: Ace2.0 at December 29, 2010 04:59 PM (tJjm/)

116 CDR M, you're doing a great job.  I missed your Christmas Eve ONT, but D'oh read bits of it while we were in Atlanta Christmas night, and declared you funnay. 

(I'm still trying to learn my way around my new Dell Vostro laptop.  I be dumb.)  D'oh has been camping with the Boy Scouts since Monday in sub-freezing weather.

Maybe he be dumb-ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:00 PM (UOM48)

117 43 MORONS
 
Megalomaniacs Offending Republicans Over Name Stealing
 
(my apologies for endangering the Moron label)
 
Nice unibrow there Ted.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:01 PM (h0RtZ)

118 Posted by: Christina Hendricks at December 29, 2010 09:58 PM (tJjm/) I've seen pictures of your husband. What's his secret?

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 05:01 PM (ZTPeW)

119 in other "dipshit media is still pressing the Ogabe recovery meme despite all indicators saying there isn't one"....anybody else amused that the Canuckian dollar has settled into "the new normal" of either parity or superiority to the USD?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:01 PM (kq1lG)

120 OK what do I have to do to get some of your pie? Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 09:58 PM (5I8G0) Would you like some MILF with that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:02 PM (tJjm/)

121 RE: Christina Hendricks "Our Mrs. Reynolds" is in the rotation for Firefly episodes on Hulu right now.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 29, 2010 05:02 PM (xJVlJ)

122 Meantime, they are still having trouble getting their Prius (seriously) to their garage off 6th Ave. in NYC.

The jokes write themselves nowadays.

I REALLY want to see a video of a self-righteous Prius owner begging his neighbor with the Ford F-250 or Dodge Ram to pull him out of the snow

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:03 PM (vdfwz)

123 To the rat bastard who backed into my car and then ran (drove) away like a scumsucking pusswad:

May you despair in the cruel hell of:

Two Rosies, One Cup

Posted by: Anka Machines at December 29, 2010 05:03 PM (s7I0E)

124 O. M. G.

How could I forget to tell you morons this?

My cousin's son has had an amazing job for several years.  Setting up Hooters restaurants around the world.  He dated a few Hooter-ettes (which his mom, my cousin, wasn't thrilled about), but he made a nice living and saw the world.

(As D'oh, said, he brought hooters and joy to the world.)

He recently quit.  For love.  To live with a pretty nurse.  And he's working at a golf course. 

D'oh Boy was stunned and horrified.  His older cousin was "living the dream."

lol


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:04 PM (UOM48)

125 Oldcat,
You wound me.
I am an excellent baker.

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 05:04 PM (3TjSM)

126 As you read the Bundy quotes, imagine that it's stutterfuck reading them off his teleprompter. It works.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 29, 2010 05:04 PM (xJVlJ)

127 I have triumphed this evening. I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies. They are cooling now as we speak------------------------------ I'll trade you some of my meat for some of your pie.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:06 PM (stXoE)

128 Oldcat,
You wound me.
I am an excellent baker.

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 10:04 PM (3TjSM)

I didn't say they were bad, just eentsy.

sorry

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:06 PM (CN+Qv)

129 RE: Falling Skies TNT sucks at original programming. How in the hell can USA be so damned good?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 29, 2010 05:06 PM (xJVlJ)

130 We all sat there and tried not to laugh, but my nephew's girlfriend, bless her had to leave the room she was laughing so hard.


Christmas Eve Eve dinner...talking about wine-tasting and how you sip then spit and my poor step mother asked "What's wrong with swallowing?"

Not a damn thing?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 29, 2010 05:06 PM (kExDH)

131 125 Jane,
 
What? The Boy Scouts have an arctic survival badge now? Jeez.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:06 PM (h0RtZ)

132 I REALLY want to see a video of a self-righteous Prius owner begging his neighbor with the Ford F-250 or Dodge Ram to pull him out of the snow

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 10:03 PM

Preferably an older Dodge Ram with the loud diesel that spews that gaia raping blue smoke all over the Prius owners

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:06 PM (vdfwz)

133 Okay Oldcat.

You can have some pie. 

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 05:07 PM (3TjSM)

134 (I'm still trying to learn my way around my new Dell Vostro laptop.)


xmas present? I got a new Inspiron17 at the end of summer. I love it

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:08 PM (GpJN9)

135 GnuBreed

I know.  My kid is an Eagle Scout.  Lol.  We make fun of the Scout leaders for always choosing the wettest, coldest, most miserable times of year to camp out.  The leaders suffer more than the kids.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:08 PM (UOM48)

136 Does anyone want to insure Mike Hunt?

Posted by: Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl at December 29, 2010 05:08 PM (tJjm/)

137

I didn't say they were bad, just eentsy.

sorry

Posted by: Oldcat



Finger pies,,it's the newest thing.

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:10 PM (GpJN9)

138

146 Flo,

Flo I insured mr. Hunt while his crew built my house....

 

 

"want to see my etchings?"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:10 PM (kq1lG)

139 125 Jane,
 
What? The Boy Scouts have an arctic survival badge now? Jeez.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 10:06 PM (h0RtZ)

When I was in scouts long ago, we went every other month all year round. One trip it was about 10 below and our eggs froze solid and we couldn't put up the tents. Another there was about 8 inches of snow.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:11 PM (CN+Qv)

140

 We make fun of the Scout leaders for always choosing the wettest, coldest, most miserable times of year to camp out.  The leaders suffer more than the kids

It does make fir more time to practice their indoor tent pitching!

Posted by: Creepy Scout Master at December 29, 2010 05:11 PM (stXoE)

141 R. Lee Ermey called Obama a socialist in front of troops... Countdown to gutless GEICO dropping his commercial... 5... 4... 3...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:11 PM (tJjm/)

142 Alternate Timeline : October 21, 1989

San Franciso Mayor Mike Bloomberg answers critics who say he's screwed the pooch with the fires induced by the Oct 17 earthquake.

"Nobody could predict that a magnitude 7 earthquake would strike San Francisco at rush hour on October 17, 1989.  We're doing the best we can here, and instead of complaining why don't you go to the World Series or visit a bathhouse"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:12 PM (vdfwz)

143 I made Bobby Flay's throwdown ultimate coconut cake to take to the Life Coach's house in the ATL for Christmas.  He beat out Peninsula Grill's (Charleston, SC) twelve-layer cake. 

It took two days to make the coconut curd, coconut simple syrup, and the next day the cake.  Everyone at the Christmas thingy said it was great, but a few said it was too "wet" or something.  I don't even eat sweets (just make them), and so next year I'm going to order the twelve-layer cake from Peninsula (Orca declared it one of her favorite things) and just haul it to the libtard family and not even tell them where it came from. 

Hilarity and snark will ensue.  I'll report back next Christmas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:13 PM (UOM48)

144

152 CoolCzech,

 

they aren't gutless but indeed part of the evil....

 

they are all-in for Ogabe.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:13 PM (kq1lG)

145

God I hate that Flo chick on the Progressive commercials.

She's got bright red lips and an apron.  That makes her Bill Clinton's dream date.

Posted by: Cicero at December 29, 2010 05:14 PM (Ys0KI)

146 Some poor woman in NY had to give birth in a lobby because the street was snowed in, and help didn't arrive until 10 hours later. The baby was dead by then. But little Mikey Bloomberg was indignant people weren't awed by his awesome without-labels technocratic skills.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:14 PM (tJjm/)

147 152 R. Lee Ermey called Obama a socialist in front of troops...

Countdown to gutless GEICO dropping his commercial... 5... 4... 3... Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:11 PM

Merle Haggard was defending King Barry, saying he's very humble, not conceited, and it's a crime what the media was saying about Obama.

I think Merle ate too many brownies at Willie Nelson's last party

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:14 PM (vdfwz)

148 Ah see they've replaced me with some sassy black wommins. Ant Bee is gunna be awf'ly dissapointed.

Posted by: Andy Griffith at December 29, 2010 05:14 PM (Z5be2)

149

154 CDR M,

yeah I can see where some would....me I think she'd be an interesting subject for Pavlovian experimentation.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:15 PM (kq1lG)

150

 God I hate that Flo chick on the Progressive commercials.

Careful.  I think Maet has a thing for her...

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:15 PM (stXoE)

151 Hilarity and snark will ensue.  I'll report back next Christmas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 10:13 PM (UOM4

Just ice up 12 disks of sheet rock and ask if this is dry enough for them

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:15 PM (CN+Qv)

152 Once upon a time I worked on a research project involving wine clarification. The Marketing department decided to hold a wine tasting party because, well, they gotta spend their budget somehow. My wife was an aggressive sampler and didn't like the idea of spitting or something.
 
She was hammered, and I was destined forever to the lower rungs of the company.  I soon had to find a new company.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:15 PM (h0RtZ)

153 CoolCzech@159

I heard Lord Bloomberg was telling the peasants to attend a play on Broadway or something. 

Is he by some chance related to Barry? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (UOM48)

154 Anyone else find that girl on the Hyundai commercials creepy?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (amJ8p)

155

Ok. http://tinyurl.com/2dl8ooj

Posted by: Will Folks

 

You are a bad man.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (sJTmU)

156 156 Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 10:12 PM (vdfwz)

You know, I can't remember who WAS mayor of SF back then.  It wasn't Feinstein was it?
Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 10:13 PM

Art Agnos

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (vdfwz)

157

159 CoolCzech,

yeah life can suck....sucks even worse with hyper-invasive megalomoniacal control freaks in charge of things....

 

Nanny Bloomberg as Mayor of Hiroshima in Aug '45:

 

who can predict Atomic bombings....?

 

go to the rock garden and catch a Kabuki show

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (kq1lG)

158 @161: I think they pulled Andy's commercial when the Death Panel refused him stroke medication.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (tJjm/)

159 Vroom vroom.

Posted by: Flo at December 29, 2010 05:17 PM (Ys0KI)

160 171

I'm a sick bitch, but I laughed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:19 PM (UOM48)

161

Anyone else find that girl on the Hyundai commercials creepy?

The Christmas Carrol commercials?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:20 PM (stXoE)

162

Careful.  I think Maet has a thing for her...

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:15 PM (stXoE)

Serious?  I guess she would be bearable if she would shut her trap.

Posted by: CDR M


Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 05:20 PM (3TjSM)

163 Given the discussion over on Ann Althouse's blog of which is the worst liberal song, I went ahead and created a poll:

http://tinyurl.com/liberalmusic

Posted by: Lawrence Person at December 29, 2010 05:20 PM (KXXhP)

164 I always thought it would be kind of satisfying to do Flo in the squeakhole as she kept shouting, "Discount!" Am I wrong?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:20 PM (tJjm/)

165 152 CoolCzech,
 
You have a point but that has to be Geico's most memorable ad ever. I hope they ain't that gutless.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:20 PM (h0RtZ)

166 173 Vroom vroom. Posted by: Flo at December 29, 2010 10:17 PM

Did you get Progressive's discount on the insurance for that vibrator?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:21 PM (vdfwz)

167 Yeah, the carol commercials.  Don't know what it is about her.  Usually I like Christmas carols, but her singing them makes me want to remove my own scalp with a cheese grater.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (v2yz/)

168 My relatives arrived a day early for their 4 5day visit.

There will be a wedding in my field in October....a half mile away from toilets and running water.

I just finished making a pointe shoe into a mouse in honor of her Nutcracker role.  I discovered I suck at pointe shoe decorating.

Its been an interesting evening.

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (fa9yq)

169

191 GnuBreed,

 

I am still a Cave-Man fan....R Lee frightens me of course that was his job as an NCO once upon a war

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (kq1lG)

170 Speaking of hate, I hate Lennon's Imagine. Tune is OK, but the lyrics... Imagine We're All Communist is the gist of it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (tJjm/)

171

Flo doesn't look so bad when the garish makeup is scraped off. 

Not bad at all.

http://tinyurl.com/37z4gp6

Posted by: Cicero at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (Ys0KI)

172 I hate the little piggy screaming out the car window commercial.  I want to kill it and eat it, after making it suffer. 

I also HATE any commercial with some dreadful hipster female singer wailing/moaning/screeching.  What the hell ever happened to real music/singing?  I guess I'm officially an old fart.  Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (UOM48)

173

Easy now.  I said bearable.

With your eyes closed, she'd look just like whoever.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:22 PM (stXoE)

174

God I hate that Flo chick on the Progressive commercials.

 

Me too!  She kind of skeeves me out--she just looks like an human petri dish.


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:23 PM (ihSHD)

175 185

IT'S A TRAP!

Stupid fucking spam.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:23 PM (UOM48)

176 With your eyes closed her face buried in the pillow, she'd look just like whoever. Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:22 PM (stXoE) FTFY!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:24 PM (tJjm/)

177

Flo doesn't look so bad when the garish makeup is scraped off. 

Not bad at all.



That is hard to believe.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 29, 2010 05:24 PM (S5YRY)

178 188

Always had a crush on Flo, now I know why.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 05:24 PM (Jx0x6)

179 The creators of that other Geico ad, with the squealing pig, makes me hope they have to be the stars in Deliverance II -- The Reckoning where they get cornholed with pineapples by the rest of the cast and crew.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:25 PM (h0RtZ)

180

 

Imagine all the pee poll living life as one. yoooooo...

 

one dead-eyed communist mob... with big daddy democrat looking after yoooooo.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 29, 2010 05:25 PM (0fzsA)

181 hipster female singer wailing/moaning/screeching.  What the hell ever happened to real music/singing?  I guess I'm officially an old fart.  Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 10:22 PM (UOM4


Ask Whitney and the hip chicks who used to sing the National Anthem during the late 80's and early 90's, they'll tell you.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 05:26 PM (Jx0x6)

182 Top Headlines R. Lee Ermey link no workee, but here's the meat of the matter... at a Toys for Tots Fundraiser Ermey showed why he is now my choice for GOP Prez Candidate in 2012 "The economy really sucks. ...The present administration probably had a lot to do with that. And the way I see it, they're not going to quit doing it until they bring this country to its knees. So I think we should all rise up and we should stop this administration from what they're doing because they're destroying this country. They're driving us into bankruptcy so that they can impose socialism on us and that's exactly what they're doing. And I'm sick and damn tired of it, and I know you are too. But I know that the Marine Corps will be here forever; this administration won't. Semper Fi." Too late for this year but the dude would make an epic Santa Claus.

Posted by: cali grump at December 29, 2010 05:26 PM (hL0k8)

183 If that's Flo, I'm the king of Mamby Pamby Land.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2010 05:26 PM (v2yz/)

184

Don't know what it is about her.

Neither do I...but for some reason I would really like to turn her over my knee spank her ass until it war beet red. 

She's been naughty.

I'd make that creepy guy get in trunk of that hyundai, first...don't want to turn your back on him.  Looks like he'd enjoy watching too much.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:26 PM (stXoE)

185 189 I also HATE any commercial with some dreadful hipster female singer wailing/moaning/screeching. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 10:22 PM (UOM4 Ever see the Education Connection girl "rapping"? I could shove a whole Carando Spiral Cut Ham down her throat just to shut her up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:26 PM (tJjm/)

186

Flo doesn't look so bad when the garish makeup is scraped off. 

Not bad at all.

http://tinyurl.com/37z4gp6

Posted by: Cicero at December 29, 2010 10:22 PM

Nice sweater puppies. Too bad the makeup and the white Maoist uniform hides the nice rack

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:26 PM (vdfwz)

187 Given the discussion over on Ann Althouse's blog of which is the worst liberal song, I went ahead and created a poll:

http://tinyurl.com/liberalmusic

Posted by: Lawrence Person at December 29, 2010 10:20 PM (KXXhP)

IMO, there is an obvious choice you may say that I'm a dreamer, but really, I'm not the only on.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2010 05:27 PM (bgcml)

188 Flo's voice sounds like a vuvuzela.  I hit mute or change the channel whenever she comes uop.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 05:27 PM (KUtEE)

189 Wow, bud light beer canon, impressive!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:27 PM (ihSHD)

190

Imagine all the pee poll living life as one. yoooooo...

 

one dead-eyed communist mob... with big daddy democrat looking after yoooooo.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 29, 2010 10:25 PM (0fzsA)

Sure John. Cut me in on those music residuals, since we are living as one and all.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:27 PM (CN+Qv)

191 Is that Dana Perino filling in for Greta?  Yummy....

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 05:27 PM (yY28H)

192 do Flo in the squeakhole as she kept shouting, "Discount!"

Am I wrong? Posted by: CoolCzech



As long as she's zapping your balls with price gun at the same time...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (GpJN9)

193
Always had a crush on Flo, now I know why.

Posted by: Samuel Adams

 

Consider the alternatives: some Geico Gecko with  faux British Australian accent (absolutely bestial!), or being in "Good Hands" with Ed Reimers at AllState (deceased).

Maybe we can get some company to have Christina Hendriks be a spokesperson for them.  Imagine commericials with her on around the clock.

Imagine.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (sJTmU)

194 An AoS public service message from Soap:

On Wednesday evenings there is a 7 hour block of gun pron on the Outdoor Channel, from 7PM to 2AM EST. Awesome. 

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (vbh31)

195 I hate hipsters.  Eveyr.  Single.  One.  of my husband's nieces and nephews is a total hipster. 

Christmas night, we Skyped D'oh Boy in his barrack in Okinawa.  All 25 family members got to see and talk with him (and he got to see all the hipsters in their glory). 

I think it sank in to him that not only are they all libtards, but they are wimpy, wispy, elitist turds.

I miss our kid. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (UOM48)

196 burn out the day. burn out the night!

Posted by: commercial with some dreadful hipster female singer wailing/moaning/screeching. at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (Z5be2)

197 197 188 Always had a crush on Flo, now I know why. Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 10:24 PM (Jx0x6) As long as you keep her mouth plugged...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (tJjm/)

198

200 Sam Adams,

 

I take the national anthem butchering as evidence we are in fact devolving as a species and culture....

 

Roseanne should be forced to perp walk across America.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (kq1lG)

199 You're not a hot female celebrity if William Shatner hasn't tried to grab your ass or stared at your tits in public

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 05:28 PM (vdfwz)

200 Overnight Thread-Stunt Blogger Edition [CDR M]


Nice stunt boggin CDR M

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:29 PM (GpJN9)

201

Imagine.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 10:28 PM (sJTmU)

You didn't mention the three vibrator batchelorette party commercial.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:29 PM (CN+Qv)

202

Famous Jackwagons:

Julian Assange, Dr. Charles Johnson, Obama and Noah Wylie. TNT should have cast Assange, at least has a track record with women. Falling skies would have been awesome with Bruce Campbell!

Posted by: mantuaBill at December 29, 2010 05:29 PM (96j+b)

203 FWIW, I think that Progressive Flo chick is kinda disturbing looking.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 29, 2010 05:30 PM (vbh31)

204 As long as you keep her mouth plugged...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:28 PM (tJjm/)


Uhhh,........... okay.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 05:30 PM (Jx0x6)

205 Drifter's Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods.
Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:30 PM (7Y12r)

206 Sure John. Cut me in on those music residuals, since we are living as one and all. Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 10:27 PM (CN+Qv) Imagine There's No Taxes No Reason to Move to New York... I Wonder If You Can...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:30 PM (tJjm/)

207

I miss our kid. 

 

Hey Jane!  How are you?  Was your Christmas as bad as you feared it would be?  I hope you are doing well, and Happy New Year to you and your family!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:31 PM (ihSHD)

208 Why is it that my sister is always trying to set me up, and with uuuugly chicks?  FML!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:31 PM (7Y12r)

209

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:30 PM (tJjm/)

Yes jolly old England had a 90+ bracket back then didn't they.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:31 PM (CN+Qv)

210 Drifter's Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods.
Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:30 PM (7Y12r)


Not bad, Beck's here. (Saving the Samuel Adams for New Years eve.)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 05:32 PM (Jx0x6)

211

CDR M, thanks for standing in the ONT gap! 

Hope you and your family had a fabulous Christmas!

Best wishes for a very Happy and Healthy 2011!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:32 PM (ihSHD)

212

223 Soap,

 

dolled up in her Dancing macabre make-up with a nice insistent crystal meth work ethic she is frightening but in human form she is a cute N'Yawka on mad men she rocked.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:33 PM (kq1lG)

213 Just came home from "Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader" which I thoroughly enjoyed even in 3D which makes me seasick. Then I made the mistake of pulling up the reviews. No wonder most movies suck if the producers are listening to the asswipes who write or comment on movies. The level of stupidity to announce that "CS Lewis fails in his Chrisitan childrens' allegory" is astounding.

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2010 05:33 PM (DS1Ec)

214 Maybe we can get some company to have Christina Hendriks be a spokesperson for them.  Imagine commercials with her on around the clock.
 
Someone last night said the carpet doesn't match the drapes though. Is dat tru? Is dat tru?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:33 PM (h0RtZ)

215 CDR M.  Great work. 

Posted by: journolist at December 29, 2010 05:33 PM (LwLqV)

216

by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:31 PM (7Y12r)

But how was her sense of humor?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:33 PM (stXoE)

217 I'm about 90% of the way packed, and I've run out of space. 

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 05:33 PM (yY28H)

218 Sister has a houseguest, she wanted me to meet her houseguest's girlfriend.
I already met her houseguest, twenty years ago when I was boning his mother.
Sister asked "Have you met Josh?"
AWKWARD!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:34 PM (7Y12r)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2010 05:34 PM (2rOwc)

220  "CS Lewis fails in his Chrisitan childrens' allegory" is astounding.

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (DS1Ec)

Didn't he pretty much invent that gendre?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:34 PM (CN+Qv)

221 Hey, runningrn!  I need an entire thread to go into libtard Christmas in the ATL.  Suffice it to say, I handled it well, never allowed myself to be alone with the Life Coach, and came away unscathed. 

The Moron Nation would be proud.  Or not.  I never actually got any zingers in.  But I survived without dying of alcohol poisoning.  So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:34 PM (UOM48)

222 239 I'm about 90% of the way packed, and I've run out of space. 

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (yY28H)


Where ya goin'?

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:34 PM (fa9yq)

223

Looks like this guy is primed to be employed at The Slimes.

How does one in this profession "simply forget" to attribute another's work?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 05:35 PM (94PrN)

224

twenty years ago when I was boning his mother.

Nice! 

Love those awkward moments.  Truly the apertif of life.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 05:35 PM (stXoE)

225 The Moron Nation would be proud.  Or not.  I never actually got any zingers in.  But I survived without dying of alcohol poisoning.  So there's that.

How much longer will your son be stationed Japan?  

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:35 PM (fa9yq)

226 Quote: "In this day and age we can pretty much set an equals sign between wealthy and exploitative. Especially since companies are required by law to squeeze as much as possible out of the consumer."

HOW DO YOU ARGUE WITH THAT!?


"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by employing the antiquated, dead white male concept of doing the fucking math"

modify as necessary

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2010 05:35 PM (jzOkH)

227 Falling skies would have been awesome with Bruce Campbell!

Posted by: mantuaBill

 

Adding Bruce Campbell would make most TV shows awesome (well, maybe not "Grey's Anatomy" or "Brothers and Sisters") .  Maybe he could be R. Lee Ermey's running mate in 2012.

What a country this would be!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 05:35 PM (sJTmU)

228 Fuck Hyundai. I had the A-Team favorited on my Tivo from way back when. All of a sudden, it started picking-up episodes on some new channel in my cable lineup. The lineup was a black-oriented channel, and I guess they ran the A-Team because Mr. T was in it. Long story short: The commercials are very different. The products are the same, but the approach is somewhere in bizzaro world. Hyundai ran a commercial that looked like one of those short interview segments in a Ken Burns yawnfest. It was a younger man bitching about the US and our history of slavery and racial injustice. A fucking TV commercial selling a product was doing it this way. On the bright side, Hyundai has made it possible for me to tell people who aren't native english speakers that I'll get 'em jobs in a Hyundai factory making Accents.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 29, 2010 05:35 PM (xJVlJ)

229 uuuugly chicks?  FML!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde




Just bang em from behind GGE... If theys ugly you know they be horny...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:36 PM (GpJN9)

230

Not bad, Beck's here. (Saving the Samuel Adams for New Years eve.)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 10:32 PM (Jx0x6)

Salute!

But how was her sense of humor?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (stXoE)

Who cares.

Someone last night said the carpet doesn't match the drapes though. Is dat tru? Is dat tru?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (h0RtZ)

Sadly, true.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:36 PM (7Y12r)

231 I'm going to watch My Strange Addiction on TLC at 8pm.  This one is about a woman who eats toilet paper. 
WTF???

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 05:37 PM (3TjSM)

232 Soap, congrats on making it to the Moron Fantasy Football Super Bowl.  I think you probably have it in the bag.

I did?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 29, 2010 05:37 PM (vbh31)

233

How does one in this profession "simply forget" to attribute another's work?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 10:35 PM (94PrN)

ESPN should forget to keep him on the payroll.

Not that that will happen. After all its hard to find the kind of dopes they use for their stuff. Every message board only has about 100 better guys on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:37 PM (CN+Qv)

234 OK, which of your morons flew to Lewiston, ID recently? 

Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 05:38 PM (IDL9N)

235 Just bang em from behind GGE... If theys ugly you know they be horny...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:36 PM (GpJN9)

There are some things a GGE just won't do...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:38 PM (7Y12r)

236

Hey, runningrn!  I need an entire thread to go into libtard Christmas in the ATL.  Suffice it to say, I handled it well, never allowed myself to be alone with the Life Coach, and came away unscathed. 

The Moron Nation would be proud.  Or not.  I never actually got any zingers in.  But I survived without dying of alcohol poisoning.  So there's that.

 

Good on you, Jane!  I'm so proud of you!  Ha--and no alcohol poisoning--heh!  I'm glad you survived!  We can't afford to lose you!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:38 PM (ihSHD)

237 Where ya goin'?

Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow, and I'm trying to finish my packing tonight.  Unfortunately, I'm missing a couple of things, which means that I'm probably going to have to walk over to Wal-Mart in a little while, through the rain.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 05:38 PM (yY28H)

238 254 I'm going to watch My Strange Addiction on TLC at 8pm.  This one is about a woman who eats toilet paper. 
WTF???
Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 10:37 PM

Really, I've got to TIVO that!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at December 29, 2010 05:39 PM (vdfwz)

239 Someone last night said the carpet doesn't match the drapes though. Is dat tru? Is dat tru?

Posted by: GnuBreed

 

Who's looking at the carpet and drapes?  I'm looking at that balcony.  What's wrong with you? 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 05:39 PM (sJTmU)

240 OK, which of your morons flew to Lewiston, ID recently? 

Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 10:38 PM (IDL9N)

Its not exposing yourself. Its forgetting to put it back in your pants, after fulling intending to do so.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:39 PM (CN+Qv)

241 I don't watch Mad Men.  Are those puppies for real?

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at December 29, 2010 05:40 PM (S/q5/)

242

Love those awkward moments.  Truly the apertif of life.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:35 PM (stXoE)

Yeah, his mom had just divorced his dad.  His dad has the same first name as me.  He walked in and said "Hi Dad!"  Did I mention that Mom was a cougar and I was her boy toy?  She was 42 at the time, I was 24, he was 21.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:40 PM (7Y12r)

243

I'm going to watch My Strange Addiction on TLC at 8pm

Stick around. You can watch Toddlers & Tierras later. These fatass POS "mothers" need to be put down.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 05:41 PM (94PrN)

244 Wow, a CDR M ONT.  Good one, too, commander!  Peaches salutes

So, here's my major misery lately, kids.  WTF are we gonna do about Ron Paul?  Don't ask me how I know, but I have personal knowledge that his mutant monkeys are gearing up for a big, big push.  And I would like it quashed asap.  Suggestions?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 05:42 PM (zxpIo)

245

Drifter's Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods.
Evening roonz and roonettez!

 

I'm not a big beer drinker, don't really like it much, but Mac and Jack's IPA is pretty good.  (But then again, I like Coors Light on an hot day after a run, and Longhammer, so my taste in beer is probably not up to moron snuff.)


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:42 PM (ihSHD)

246 Black Swan looks immensely creepy. Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 05:42 PM (94PrN)

247 Yeah, his mom had just divorced his dad.  His dad has the same first name as me.  He walked in and said "Hi Dad!"  Did I mention that Mom was a cougar and I was her boy toy?  She was 42 at the time, I was 24, he was 21.

Damn.  I thought you meant that he was like, 8 years old and walked in on you banging mommy.  This is even worse.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 05:43 PM (yY28H)

248 Don't ask me how I know, but I have personal knowledge that his mutant monkeys are gearing up for a big, big push.  And I would like it quashed asap.  Suggestions?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM (zxpIo)

WWDD? (What Would Dorothy Do)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:43 PM (7Y12r)

249

264,

yes, yes they are....

Ginger madness

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:43 PM (kq1lG)

250 264 I don't watch Mad Men.  Are those puppies for real?

Posted by: Aunt Cranky

Real?  Of course they are "real".  There is no CGI involved.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 05:44 PM (sJTmU)

251 @264: yes indeedy. To get silicone implants that big would require an environmental impact study.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:44 PM (tJjm/)

252 260 Where ya goin'?

Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow, and I'm trying to finish my packing tonight.  Unfortunately, I'm missing a couple of things, which means that I'm probably going to have to walk over to Wal-Mart in a little while, through the rain.

Wow! Take care--- Keep in touch. (I guess Walmart hasn't made it to Afghanistan yet )

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:44 PM (fa9yq)

253

Hey Peaches.  To the tune of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria"--substitute Ron Paul?

How are you?  Did you have a good Christmas?  Are you ready for the next wave of rain/flooding that's been forecasted?  I hope you've been able to stay dry down there in Cali!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:44 PM (ihSHD)

254 So, here's my major misery lately, kids.  WTF are we gonna do about Ron Paul?  Don't ask me how I know, but I have personal knowledge that his mutant monkeys are gearing up for a big, big push.  And I would like it quashed asap.  Suggestions?
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM

Buy a calendar and a subscription!

Posted by: Charles Johnson, obsessing on Ron Paul since 1988 at December 29, 2010 05:44 PM (vdfwz)

255 Damn.  I thought you meant that he was like, 8 years old and walked in on you banging mommy.  This is even worse.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:43 PM (yY28H)

Yeah, I was livin' la vida moron before I knew there was one...Sailors, can't do a damn thing with 'em ya know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:45 PM (7Y12r)

256

Yeah, his mom had just divorced his dad.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde




Now I SEE why you don't want your sisters ugly friends....

You got MILFS..

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:45 PM (GpJN9)

257 262 I'm more interested in a full body experience, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:45 PM (h0RtZ)

258

275 Cool Czech,

 

and a lot of "True grit" speaking of boobs....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:45 PM (kq1lG)

259

WWDD? (What Would Dorothy Do)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:43 PM (7Y12r)

GGE, I hate to be an alarmist, but this is literally making me queasy.  Our only saving grace is that the paulnuts' main marketing strategy seems to consist of telling lifelong conservative Republicans how stupid and brainwashed they are.  Not seeing that as a winning play, but wtf do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (zxpIo)

260 Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 10:41 PM (5I8G0)

Honestly, no. I knew I was in first there in my division, but tried to log in last week and our league is gone. Poof. My login works, but my team and our league is gone from the fantasy home page.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (vbh31)

261 274 264 I don't watch Mad Men.  Are those puppies for real?

Posted by: Aunt Cranky

They don't have rings around them and the tissue flows upwards to the clavicle so they're real or super duper really good fake job.

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (fa9yq)

262 Alex,
Let the moron horde know if you need us to send you anything in the 'Stan.

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (3TjSM)

263

Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow, and I'm trying to finish my packing tonight.  Unfortunately, I'm missing a couple of things, which means that I'm probably going to have to walk over to Wal-Mart in a little while, through the rain.

 

Hey Alex, did you ever get your shin splints resolved? 

Thank you so much for your service!  I appreciate it!


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (ihSHD)

264

Hey Peaches.  To the tune of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria"--substitute Ron Paul?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 10:44 PM (ihSHD)

Isn't Ron so 2008?  Like any sequel, it is bound to be lamer than the first time around.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (CN+Qv)

265 Call me a POS conservative asshole, but if we really want to cut back on spending, advocate sterlization for welfare women who have more than one child, and the same for any POS who doesn't have so much as a high school diploma, isn't married to her baby daddy, etc.

Yeah, I'm dreaming.  I ventured, furtively, into Walmart just before Christmas.  I'm the woman seen on the security cameras banging her head repeatedly into the steering wheel of her car for an hour after she left. 

Hopefully, the dent in my forehead will heal itself over time.  I don't care.  I just want to invent a secret sterilization gun I can carry with me wherever I go.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:46 PM (UOM48)

266 Big push for what?

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 10:44 PM (5I8G0)

A POTUS bid.  I'm guessing a 3rd party run, as we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 05:47 PM (zxpIo)

267 I have been attempting to be a techie this evening.  I transfered the pictures from my wife's phone to the computer and set up my own facebook page.  It's not that I can't do it.  It's just a pain in the ass.  Since My wife's facebook page is set up with my email account. I had to set up a second email account which I will never use before I could set up my page.  I feel like a gorilla with a laptop when it comes to doing this kind of stuff.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 29, 2010 05:47 PM (DYGlf)

268

284 peaches,

"Dr. Paul" shot his wad this last erection....

 

the M$M will try to find another disgruntled mentally/morally challenged Republican to splt our caucus....

 

my money is on Nany Bloomenberg up in NYC

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:47 PM (kq1lG)

269 270 Black Swan looks immensely creepy. Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM (94PrN)

My 22 year old saw it with some of his friends. He said they all thought it was great cinema, but he didn't think it was my kind of movie. He is probably right- Moms and their sons usually don't have the same tastes, although this same group loved the new "True Grit".

Posted by: Museisluse at December 29, 2010 05:48 PM (DTfXb)

270 270 Black Swan looks immensely creepy. Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM (94PrN)

I want to!  Have you seen it? I'm a bit skeptical after seeing Millepied dance.  If he was the choreographer.... well, dang....

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:49 PM (fa9yq)

271 276 260 Where ya goin'?

Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow,

Wow! Take care--- Keep in touch. (I guess Walmart hasn't made it to Afghanistan yet )
Posted by: ¤§EZB§




Yes Alex have a safe trip/tour and keep us informed... We be patiently awaiting your news..

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 05:49 PM (GpJN9)

272 About ballistic missiles that target ships at sea.Call me skeptical.1 Ships are hard to find,even big ones.2 It ain't easy operating sensors while dropping out of orbit.Even if you can solve 2 you need 1 to be very,very effective at pinpointing your target and even at missile speeds the target will be elsewhere when it arrives.Also,satellites are easy to shootdown.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2010 05:49 PM (fOrZE)

273 I don't watch Mad Men.  Are those puppies for real?

Mine are real, and I'm a real blonde who knows politics and stuff

Why aren't you saying nice things about me like AP does? Do I have to dye my hair red?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 29, 2010 05:49 PM (vdfwz)

274 "Dr. Paul" shot his wad this last erection....

There are other (large) wads being expended on his behalf.  Again, don't ask me how I know, but I am scary close to the epicenter.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 05:49 PM (zxpIo)

275 You got MILFS..

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:45 PM (GpJN9)

She gave me the sort of education that every young man should have...if he can survive it.  I did, but it was certainly a close thing.

the paulnuts' main marketing strategy seems to consist of telling lifelong conservative Republicans how stupid and brainwashed they are.  Not seeing that as a winning play, but wtf do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:46 PM (zxpIo)

Sadly enough, it's pretty close to the absolute truth, but probably not the way they mean it.  Conservatives are brainwashed and stupid if they believe the Republican Party is going to represent them unless they kick some of the RNC leadership in the ass.  Take a little lie and build on it.  Wizards First Rule, you know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:49 PM (7Y12r)

276 260 Where ya goin'?

Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow, and I'm trying to finish my packing tonight.  Unfortunately, I'm missing a couple of things, which means that I'm probably going to have to walk over to Wal-Mart in a little while, through the rain.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:38 PM (yY28H)

< Alex, we'll keep the light on for you friend. Whatever you need you just let us know, send Maet or CDR M an e-mail and we'll make sure you get it.  For real. Smokes, booze, books, whatever it may be.  We will get it to you.

Oh, and you've just made it on my prayer list, I don't mess around, Latin Mass every week.

 

Posted by: journolist at December 29, 2010 05:50 PM (LwLqV)

277 Wanted to add my general appreciation for the CDR M ONT, and more importantly, to Alex for going to hell (so to speak).

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:50 PM (h0RtZ)

278 Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow,

God bless & Godspeed.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 29, 2010 05:50 PM (vbh31)

279 @268
WTF are we gonna do about Ron Paul?

Yeah, I'm afraid of him too.  In fact, I think a sizable number of the threads that go all Purity! haywire here and elsewhere - you know the ones where the only solution is to abolish the GOP - are caused by Paulbots. 


Best I can come up with is to legalize pots so their dreams go up in smoke, as it were. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 05:50 PM (IDL9N)

280

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (5I8G0)

 

Thank you!  We had a great Christmas.  I had to come home early from the in-laws because I was on call for work, but luckily we didn't have to go in.  We are going back down for New Years.  My MIL makes Korean food, and we haven't been down for a couple of years for that.  We usually stay up here and eat Japanese New Years food with my relatives, but since our time at Christmas was truncated, we'll go back.

Did you have to work on Christmas?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:50 PM (ihSHD)

281

A POTUS bid.  I'm guessing a 3rd party run, as we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (zxpIo)

Third party on the right seems remote. If we are close enough for a one percenter to matter with things as they are, then we've already lost.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:50 PM (CN+Qv)

282 Hey, Alex!!

For my "name draw" in the libtard Christmas, I asked that whoever drew my name give to AnyMarine.com, or AnySoldier.com.

One family member donated $300 to Any Soldier, and every single member gave a minimum of $100 to the Marines or soldiers.  That was the highlight of Christmas for me.

I LOVE sending "goody" boxes.  PLEASE let me/us know how to send to you. 

Love, best wishes, good luck, etc., etc. 

Jane

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:51 PM (UOM48)

283 we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

Oh yeah? Watch us.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 29, 2010 05:51 PM (LXD+u)

284 Why aren't you saying nice things about me like AP does? Do I have to dye my hair red?
Posted by: Meghan McCain

Don't you DARE bitch! 

Posted by: mpfs, concerned ginger at December 29, 2010 05:51 PM (3TjSM)

Posted by: jack nicholson with a bandage over his nose slapping GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:51 PM (2rOwc)

286

What a way to start of your year, Alex. You're doing the good work. I feel better knowing one of ours is over there.

Check in when you can, please.

Best,

lu

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 05:51 PM (94PrN)

287 Finally received my severance yesterday, thanks for fucking up my Christmas Textron/Cessna.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 05:51 PM (Jx0x6)

288 275 @264: yes indeedy. To get silicone implants that big would require an environmental impact study.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:44 PM (tJjm/)

Impressive.  Color me inadequate.


Posted by: Aunt Cranky at December 29, 2010 05:52 PM (S/q5/)

289

A POTUS bid.  I'm guessing a 3rd party run, as we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (zxpIo)

Yeah, that worked out so well for him the last time.

Why aren't you saying nice things about me like AP does? Do I have to dye my hair red?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 29, 2010 10:49 PM (vdfwz)

That, and shutting the fuck up.  Start practicing now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:52 PM (7Y12r)

290

the M$M will try to find another disgruntled mentally/morally challenged Republican to splt our caucus....

 

my money is on Nany Bloomenberg up in NYC

 

Thank God, he's having a "Snow Katrina" due to his inept handling of the current Extreme Climate Change Crisis going on up there.  I think that's going to hurt him.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:53 PM (ihSHD)

291 Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow, and I'm trying to finish my packing tonight.  Unfortunately, I'm missing a couple of things, which means that I'm probably going to have to walk over to Wal-Mart in a little while, through the rain.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:38 PM (yY28H)

Alex, God bless you and keep you safe from harm over there.  You will be in my prayers.  My humble thanks and, hey, kick some AQ ass for us, dude!

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 05:53 PM (zxpIo)

292 Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow,

No shit. Good luck and my prayers are with you. My bullshit is stupid compared to your situation.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 05:53 PM (Jx0x6)

293

Finally received my severance yesterday, thanks for fucking up my Christmas Textron/Cessna.

 

So sorry to hear that Sam.  Have you had any bites on the house?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 05:53 PM (ihSHD)

294 So the titties are real but the hair color isn't.I can live with that.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2010 05:54 PM (fOrZE)

295

Have you seen it?

Have not. Not sure. Just read about the bizarro masturbation scene involving stuffed bunnies. Um, I don't think so.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 05:54 PM (94PrN)

296 I said I want the truth! I said, 'I want the truth'!!!

Posted by: jack nicholson with a bandage over his nose slapping GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:51 PM (2rOwc)

You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:54 PM (7Y12r)

297 314 Finally received my severance yesterday, thanks for fucking up my Christmas Textron/Cessna.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 10:51 PM

Textron ... Cessna .. wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at December 29, 2010 05:54 PM (vdfwz)

298 314 Finally received my severance yesterday

Thank goodness, Samuel. 

Next round's on you then!  ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 05:54 PM (IDL9N)

299

317 RG,

 

yeah the dead baby his ineptitude caused will stick a lot longer than it would have otherwise....

 

you'll know the fix is in when the M$M is oddly silent about "the 5th anniversary of the NYC catastrophe"....

as opposed to those wonderful "Katrina was bad" retrospectives we are getting.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:55 PM (kq1lG)

300 Alex - good luck over there, and thanks for the service.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 05:55 PM (CN+Qv)

301 And Alex, adding you to my prayer list. 

Again, I'll send you anything you want/need.  Let us know how to reach you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 05:55 PM (UOM48)

302 Might I suggest we do the same for our Moron brothers and sisters on this blog?

Sign

Me

Up

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 05:55 PM (zxpIo)

303 Ok, I got logged in to AoS Moron fantasy. Must have had a brain fart. By crackie, I really am playin' for all the moronic marbles. Sweet.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 29, 2010 05:56 PM (vbh31)

304 I'll give Falling Skies a look just because it has Dale Dye. He plays the exact same character in like 400 movies.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 29, 2010 05:56 PM (DLxD/)

305

Alex, God bless you and keep you safe from harm over there.  You will be in my prayers.  My humble thanks and, hey, kick some AQ ass for us, dude!

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:53 PM (zxpIo)

+1.  Let us know if you need anything, and should you fly back through Raleigh let me know, beers and steaks on me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:56 PM (7Y12r)

306 @290: Somebody needs a hug!! Boy, I guess Christmas really DID suck for you, Jane...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 05:56 PM (tJjm/)

307 from wiki ...it is unclear if a two-term President could later be elected—or appointed—Vice President...

How awesome would it be if W ran in the Cheney slot with Palin, just for the lols and MSM Scanners re-enactments.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at December 29, 2010 05:57 PM (Z5be2)

308

Alex the wife has been to current sandbox 1 and 2....

 

it ever gets down to it and you need something flash the Moron Signal....

 

just takes a 9 volt battery and a sockpuppet.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 05:57 PM (kq1lG)

309 314 Samuel Adams,
 
I thought you seemed in a better mood tonite. Glad you got your package.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 05:57 PM (h0RtZ)

310 Finally received my severance yesterday, thanks for fucking up my Christmas Textron/Cessna.

I
'm glad you finally got it! 


Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 05:58 PM (fa9yq)

311 Stuffed bunnies masturbating? 
How?
They have paws.
Did they use the rabbit vibrator?

Posted by: mpfs, concerned ginger at December 29, 2010 05:59 PM (3TjSM)

312 Sierra Nevada is an acceptable substitute for Drifters.  I think I'll drink a bit since I don't have anything planned for tomorrow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 05:59 PM (7Y12r)

313 Thanks everyone.  D'oh, double thanks for pointing people to those sites.  I've told friends and family that if they want to do something, donate to the USO or Soldiers' Angels or another organization.

I'll post pics and keep people updated on how I'm doing.

Runningrn  - They still hurt, but I was able to run about 1.5 miles the other day before they started, and I finished another half mile before I stopped.  This tells me that the legs are healing.  One thing that seems to have helped is shortening my stride.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:00 PM (yY28H)

314 Someone indicated Mark Steyn revealed himself to be a moron.  Did anyone catch that?  Was it on the radio?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 06:00 PM (KUtEE)

315 So Ron Paul is gonna try to run for Prezydink.  Shame, I really wanted to like Ron Paul, too bad he's batshit insane.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:01 PM (7Y12r)

316 Finally received my severance yesterday, thanks for fucking up my Christmas Textron/Cessna.

Sam, I know your pissed, but it's better that they are now done fucking with you and you don't have to start fucking with them.  It's a very frustrating row to hoe.  I hope you can salvage what you lost while you waited.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:01 PM (zxpIo)

317

We still have no City budget 48 hours away to the new year. They're showing City Council on the news. One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 06:02 PM (94PrN)

318

For my "name draw" in the libtard Christmas, I asked that whoever drew my name give to AnyMarine.com, or AnySoldier.com.

One family member donated $300 to Any Soldier, and every single member gave a minimum of $100 to the Marines or soldiers.  That was the highlight of Christmas for me.

I LOVE sending "goody" boxes.  PLEASE let me/us know how to send to you. 

Love, best wishes, good luck, etc., etc. 

Jane that is truly awesome.  I like doing care packages too.  Alex, we are here for you.  You will be in our thoughts and prayers, and yes, if you need anything, you need to let us know.  I would totally love to do a care package.

Anyone looking for a good charity to donate to now to complete their end of year giving, The Semper Fi Fund is awesome.  Less than 6 percent of their contributions go to administrative costs.  The rest of it goes directly to wounded warriors.  I did an online donation yesterday (although, my credit card company initially rejected it twice, then called me because they thought it might be a fraudulent operation).  I told the woman at Fraud Protection who called me that it is a very legit and reputable charity that donates 94% of the proceeds to actual wounded veterans.  I told her I usually send a check, but got behind with all the Christmas stuff, I had to do an online donation.  She stayed on the phone with me til I successfully completed the transaction, and expressed surprise that I was giving money when so few people are giving to charity right now.  I told her that we are so fortunate and so blessed to be living in this great country and that these guys literally put their lives on the line so people like me can enjoy the freedoms and prosperity bought by their sacrifice.  By the end of the conversation, it sounded like she was thinking about giving too.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:03 PM (ihSHD)

319 I've been away off and on for a few weeks.

Can anyone tell me about Tami and her son?  I thought he was to be deployed in January?

I really, really want to reach out to her.  I'm not on Facebook or the Moron Yahoo site....yet.

Our kid is anxious to go to Afghanistan.  Shoot me in the face now.  His motor-T unit is now all combat, the women have been removed.  Will probably go early next year. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:03 PM (UOM48)

320 One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:02 PM (94PrN)

What are the first hundred names in the phone book again?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:03 PM (7Y12r)

321 I keep looking at the pic of the woman with the giant vibrator massager. It's just horrible the poor thing's clitoris is growing on her shoulder blade!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 06:03 PM (tJjm/)

322 You can't handle the truth!
You know what happens to nosy Ewoks, don't you? They lose their furry noses!

Posted by: a punk with a switchblade and a European accent who 'likes' 13-year-old girls at December 29, 2010 06:03 PM (2rOwc)

323 Wait a minute.  I thought it was Natalie Portman masturbating and not the bunnies?  Is the trailer for Black Swan wrong?

Either way, her Mom is in the room (according to the synopsis).

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 06:03 PM (fa9yq)

324 If a House vote goes 434-1, and you are the 1, your name might be Ron Paul.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (h0RtZ)

325 Someone indicated Mark Steyn revealed himself to be a moron.  Did anyone catch that?  Was it on the radio?

Say what???   I love that guy.  Details, por favor.

(Hey, brew, how you doin'?)

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (zxpIo)

326

We still have no City budget 48 hours away to the new year. They're showing City Council on the news. One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:02 PM (94PrN)

Budgets are for lusers

Posted by: CA State Legislature at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (CN+Qv)

327

347 lacey,

 

you in Cincy?

I am really charmed that their public employees union went '60s sit-in the other night....

they are electing more republicans every day.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (kq1lG)

328 Have you had any bites on the house?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 10:53 PM (ihSHD)


Not yet, but do have a showing tomorrow. Also, yes I'm buying. What's everybody drinking? But dayum, does the Feds need their money or what. They took almost 40% of my severance. Fuckers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (Jx0x6)

329

Runningrn  - They still hurt, but I was able to run about 1.5 miles the other day before they started, and I finished another half mile before I stopped.  This tells me that the legs are healing.  One thing that seems to have helped is shortening my stride.

Yay!  Glad to hear you are on the mend!  And yeah, overstriding can get you hurt in a myriad of ways.  It's all about quick foot turnover anyways. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (ihSHD)

330 Alex, keeping OPSEC in mind, what are you going to be doing in Trashcanistan?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (7Y12r)

331 runningrn, the Semper Fi Fund is truly awesome.  We gave this summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:04 PM (UOM48)

332

About the Ted Bundy thingy:  long ago I photographed records for microfilm.  I did lots of police records and hospital records.

The rapists tended to dwell under bridges and overpasses.  They always, I'm not kidding, had a stash of pornography.   So did the child rapists.  I had no idea about this before I saw these things.

Around the same time, we lived in a big old Victorian.  And one of our neighbors went under the house to look for his cat, and found a bunch of porno mags and clothes.  And some guy on the lam was hiding out there.  We called the cops and they came and took him away. 

Posted by: argie at December 29, 2010 06:05 PM (hfbns)

333 Someone indicated Mark Steyn revealed himself to be a moron.  Did anyone catch that?  Was it on the radio?

Say what???   I love that guy.  Details, por favor.

(Hey, brew, how you doin'?)

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 11:04 PM (zxpIo)

Rush's staff gets things off Ace now and then. It might just be from that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 06:05 PM (CN+Qv)

334

Not yet, but do have a showing tomorrow. Also, yes I'm buying. What's everybody drinking? But dayum, does the Feds need their money or what. They took almost 40% of my severance. Fuckers

 

See, the gubamint can't resist when it sees a big pile of money--even though it may be the last pile of money you get in a while.  Absolutely criminal.  40%--it's like a trial lawyer's cut.  Disgusting.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:06 PM (ihSHD)

335 Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:03 PM (ihSHD)

Awesome, runningrn.  Ima go hit 'em up right now.  Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:06 PM (zxpIo)

336

356 Ca State Legislature,

 

Preach on brothers and sisters

Posted by: Frau Botox and your friends in the Democrat Party at December 29, 2010 06:06 PM (kq1lG)

337 But dayum, does the Feds need their money or what. They took almost 40% of my severance. Fuckers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 11:04 PM (Jx0x6)

It's not really so much that THEY need the money, it's just they don't think you DESERVE to KEEP the money.  Layers, nuances, whatever, you greedy bastard for wanting to keep your own dough!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:07 PM (7Y12r)

338

We still have no City budget 48 hours away to the new year. They're showing City Council on the news. One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:02 PM

I assume that's the legendary LA CC with Mayor Tony and Councilwhore Janice Hahn fighting each other to get to the tv cameras first ...

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 06:07 PM (vdfwz)

339

runningrn, the Semper Fi Fund is truly awesome.  We gave this summer.

 

Yeah, it's the one thing Hugh Hewitt's been right about these last several years!


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:07 PM (ihSHD)

340 Wait a minute.  I thought it was Natalie Portman masturbating and not the bunnies?  Is the trailer for Black Swan wrong? I like furry bunnies. Natalie's furry bunny is so soft!

Posted by: Anakyn Skywalker at December 29, 2010 06:07 PM (tJjm/)

341

358 Sam Adams,

even more charming is if you negotiated the company paying you enough to keep any medical through COBRA they'll tax that too under the new rules.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:08 PM (kq1lG)

342

Awesome, runningrn.  Ima go hit 'em up right now.  Thanks for the info.

 

You bet, Peaches! 


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:08 PM (ihSHD)

343

Hi, Peaches.  Shaken, not stirred.  All I know is someone commented that Steyn revealed himself to be a moron.  I assume that was on Rush's show today.  I'd like to hear the details.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 06:08 PM (KUtEE)

344 Night all.

These people on Strange Addictions are freaking me out.  One eats toilet paper the other sleeps with a blow dryer.

Mrmpfs just HAD to cut the pie.  He couldn't wait till it cooled.  Oh well, he loves it.

Posted by: mpfs, concerned ginger at December 29, 2010 06:08 PM (3TjSM)

345

I am really charmed that their public employees union went '60s sit-

yes, CIN.

and their pub emps -- they don't know how to do anything but rabble rouse.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 06:09 PM (94PrN)

346 Alex, watch yer top-knot, Bro.  Adding you to my prayer list and looking forward to your safe return.

Posted by: Dell at December 29, 2010 06:10 PM (r8DXb)

347 Details?  Well, I mentioned I enjoy eating Cheetos and beating my dick orange, so I figured out I must be a moron.

Posted by: Mark Steyn at December 29, 2010 06:10 PM (KUtEE)

348

even more charming is if you negotiated the company paying you enough to keep any medical through COBRA they'll tax that too under the new rules.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 11:08 PM (kq1lG)


In that regard, I was lucky. I am now under my wife's plan, and she did not have to pay that much extra. (Good thing they didn't know about the cigarettes and the booze.) LOL.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:10 PM (Jx0x6)

349 So what's the Moron consensus on The Walking Dead?  I've got it all Tivoed and I'm up to episode...4 I guess. The episode where the go back into the city and run into the Mexican gang-bangers.  I'm kinda torn, there's an awful lot of dumb going on (the buddy cop has 4 .357/.38 rounds? In America?  In a southern state?  Really?) but I kinda want to see what happens next. 

I know about the French thing (really?  Of all the places that has civilization still standing, France?  Not, oh, a mid-sized town in Texas or Montana where suppressors and automatic weapons can be found?) and that is almost enough to make me want to clear up some space on the Tivo.

So, what do you all think?

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 29, 2010 06:11 PM (72afg)

350 I too looove Mark Steyn.  I was bummed out I could only hear bits and pieces of his show today.  I really love it when he fills in for Rush.  Even my husband was turning up the volume in the car (and he isn't a talk radio fan).

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:11 PM (ihSHD)

351 For my money, Mark Stein runs circles around Rush as a radio host. The man is amazing; he literally makes it up as he goes along and he's hilarious. Rush is just too damn bitter these days.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 06:11 PM (tJjm/)

352 I'm loving/hating the new Dell Vostro laptop D'oh gave me for Christmas.  Yes, it has a big-ass 17" screen, which is nice for the rate occasions we see the Kid.  Other than that, it doesn't seem any better than the old Dell.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:11 PM (UOM48)

353 the other sleeps with a blow dryer.
They had andi sullivan's roommate on?

I guess he's trying to outdo Palin.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2010 06:11 PM (2rOwc)

354 Mark Steyn is mine, bitches.  Back off.  Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:12 PM (UOM48)

355

These people on Strange Addictions are freaking me out.  One eats toilet paper the other sleeps with a blow dryer

 

My 17 year old nephew sleeps with his Droid phone.  Cause you never know when you're going to get that important text at 2 a.m.....

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:12 PM (ihSHD)

356 Alex, keeping OPSEC in mind, what are you going to be doing in Trashcanistan?

Not sure yet.  The BC wants to interview myself and another CPT arriving with me to decide where to place us.  There is one position for sure that he's going to fill with one of us.  From what I've been told, the intel weenies are getting shuffled around ATM.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:13 PM (yY28H)

357 Walking Dead, what the hell, it's shooting zombies so it's all good.  I don't try to read too much into these things any more, it's just mindless entertainment.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:13 PM (7Y12r)

358

I too looove Mark Steyn. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:11 PM 

I do too.  Weird how a Canucklehead could appreciate this country more than most who live here.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 06:13 PM (KUtEE)

359 I know about the French thing (really?  Of all the places that has civilization still standing, France?  Not, oh, a mid-sized town in Texas or Montana where suppressors and automatic weapons can be found?) and that is almost enough to make me want to clear up some space on the Tivo.

So, what do you all think?

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 29, 2010 11:11 PM (72afg)

Since Zombies go for brains, it makes sense they would have a tough time getting fed in France.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 06:13 PM (CN+Qv)

360 @387

I don't know whether to lol or......be concerned.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:14 PM (UOM48)

361

376 Lacey,

 

was listening to 700 this afternoon and their afternoon lib rabble rouser was saying Covington would be thrilled to annex Cincy.....

 

it saddens me that the Queen city bought the Unicorn Gas the last 15 years or so...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:14 PM (kq1lG)

362 Do you need any moncler jackets, by any chance, Alex?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2010 06:15 PM (2rOwc)

363

My 17 year old nephew sleeps with his Droid phone.  Cause you never know when you're going to get that important text at 2 a.m.....

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:12 PM (ihSHD)


My oldest son is 16 and I swear he wears his friggin' phone. Course he has a girlfriend so that might have something to do with that. I forgot all that crap because it was 31 years since I was 16.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:15 PM (Jx0x6)

364

Mark Steyn is mine, bitches.  Back off.  Seriously.

 

We can all share him!  I don't mind.  I'm a giver that way!


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:15 PM (ihSHD)

365 From what I've been told, the intel weenies are getting shuffled around ATM.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 11:13 PM (yY28H)

Ah, so you are an Intel O?  Most excellent.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:15 PM (7Y12r)

366 Red Dawn ... my history teacher used to show us that in high school. That and Moses and Spartacus. Good times. ... He'd probably be fired now.

Posted by: gm at December 29, 2010 06:17 PM (ABUrf)

367 @380: what do I think of the Walking Dead? They lost me when they were camping out in the woods around a fire until the zombies came to chow down on half of them. Seriously stupid. And how come all zombies always want to eat the living? Why is it never something like they need to perform oral sex or something useful like that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 06:17 PM (tJjm/)

368 @395 

CDR M, I have no clue.  My husband has a connection with Dell.  It has a great screen, but the sound sucks.  I'm going to connect my kid's old speakers from his room so I can actually hear him when we Skype.

Hey, how did you enjoy your Christmas light set-up at your new house this year?  My husband has Christmas light envy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:17 PM (UOM48)

369 Good grief, i it only Wednesday?  Oh, and today is my anniversary.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 06:18 PM (6JbRK)

370

it saddens me that the Queen city bought the Unicorn Gas the last 15 years or so...

Yes and we're teetering on the verge of b'cy. According to some article we're Fourth on a list of 15 Cities that could possibly go belly-up in the next few years if we don't make some serious cuts.

But as long as we have a hippy dippy street car.

Choo Choo!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 06:18 PM (94PrN)

371

402 CoolCzech,

because then they'd not be zombies but hippies.....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:18 PM (kq1lG)

372 Oh, and today is my anniversary.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (6JbRK)


Congrats?

Possibly ducks if it is a bad anniversary.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:19 PM (Jx0x6)

373 Happy Anniversary, Katya!  How long have you been married?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:19 PM (ihSHD)

374 Do you need any moncler jackets, by any chance, Alex?

It's appreciated, but I'm good for now. 

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:19 PM (yY28H)

375

Predator II is on.  They took a great premise and completely ruined it--until the recent Predators.  Right now, they're in the meat locker, you see, because although the predator loves to kill and gut humans, and although he loves heat, he likes to go to to a freezing cold meat locker and eat beef.

What was it that spanish speaking woman said in the first movie?   "It come only in de hottest of summers or when de refrigerator is really working good, and dis summer grows very hot--and de refrigerators are working really good."

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 06:20 PM (KUtEE)

376 what do I think of the Walking Dead? They lost me when they were camping out in the woods around a fire until the zombies came to chow down on half of them. Seriously stupid. And how come all zombies always want to eat the living? Why is it never something like they need to perform oral sex or something useful like that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 11:17 PM (tJjm/)

Oh, well, yeah, there is that whole "defensible position" thing, and the fires so they can be seen real well.

Good grief, i it only Wednesday?  Oh, and today is my anniversary.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (6JbRK)

Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:20 PM (7Y12r)

377

I forgot all that crap because it was 31 years since I was 16.

Nothing like having your own kids to remind you what idiots we were at that age.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 06:20 PM (6JbRK)

378 Ah, so you are an Intel O?  Most excellent.

Yup.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:20 PM (yY28H)

379

But as long as we have a hippy dippy street car.

Choo Choo!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (94PrN)


Yeah, but they're still the home of the Reds.... The Reds man.

The Reds..........

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:20 PM (Jx0x6)

380

405 lacey,

well taking the Moonbats at their word on Dane'sGeld sure has worked for Michigan as well.

 

The wife and I are Indiana observing the Miami Valley and Greater Cincy area deciding on whether to go home when she retires....

 

thus far Ohio seems destined to be eiehter new new england or New Michigan neither of which I am thrilled with.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:21 PM (kq1lG)

381

Nothing like having your own kids to remind you what idiots we were at that age.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (6JbRK)


Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:22 PM (Jx0x6)

382

What was it that spanish speaking woman said in the first movie?   "It come only in de hottest of summers or when de refrigerator is really working good, and dis summer grows very hot--and de refrigerators are working really good."

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (KUtEE)

De demon dat makes trofies of men...and carne asada.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 06:22 PM (CN+Qv)

383 Yup.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (yY28H)

Salute! from an old fat retired squid.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:22 PM (7Y12r)

384

My strange addiction marks the last step in TLC's 5 year transition from edutainment to full-on freakshow. Half of the TLC "stars" would have been thrown in the nuthouse just 30 years ago. The other half, the clown car uterati and the religious turnstyle vagina and the army of midgets, would've made for some great late night entertainment on USA's Night Flight.

Will I be watching the premiere? You bet your Barnum ass I will. After I finish the art thread, that is.

Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2010 06:22 PM (lV4Fs)

385 407 Oh, and today is my anniversary.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (6JbRK)

Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 06:22 PM (fa9yq)

386 It pisses me off that I spent $38 to send a box of Christmas cookies and two DVD sets to my kid on Okinawa nearly four weeks before Christmas, and the box reached him two days before Christmas.  He and his roommate had to throw out the cookies because they were ruined.

Favorite gift:  The Walking Dead set (his buddy received), Reno 911 set, South Park season 11 set, and anything Leslie Nielsen.

Kid turns 21 Jan. 25. 

Gift ideas?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:22 PM (UOM48)

387 I have been married for 26 years.  Last night, hubby took me to Red Lobster and tonight we went to the movie of my choice: Tron.  I thought it was awesome.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 06:23 PM (6JbRK)

388

But as long as we have a hippy dippy street car.

Choo Choo!!!


Lacy, where do you live, again?

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:23 PM (yY28H)

389

De demon dat makes trofies of men...and carne asada.

Jes, and frozen margos when de refrigerator is working really good.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 06:23 PM (KUtEE)

390 CDR M if you make one of them for your Man Cave it needs to be done CIWS style! Also, bet that TV show is good for the first episode then turns into some analog of one mans freedom fighter is another mans terrorist. Though maybe Dale Dye could hold back the dam on that.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2010 06:23 PM (MrMxG)

391

Well if I had to pick bt MV and Cincy I'd still go w/the latter - if just for the scenery.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 06:23 PM (94PrN)

392 And the sad thing is that your kids don't believe you when you tell them what idiots they are being...kind of like you didn't believe your own parents when they told you what idiots you were being...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:24 PM (7Y12r)

393 Gift ideas?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:22 PM (UOM4

Well one of those vacuum sealer thingies for you might make the cookies work out better for him next time around.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 06:24 PM (CN+Qv)

394 I have been married for 26 years.  Last night, hubby took me to Red Lobster and tonight we went to the movie of my choice: Tron.  I thought it was awesome.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:23 PM (6JbRK)


Congratulations! Went to Red Lobster last night too. Although I would have held out for "True Grit." My family is seeing that tomorrow.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:25 PM (Jx0x6)

395 Salute! from an old fat retired squid.

Heh.  Thanks!

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:25 PM (yY28H)

396 Oldcat, did that.  Didn't work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:25 PM (UOM48)

397

426 lacey,

we like the devestated economy that has happened in the thirteen years we've been travelling so much we may go to Anchorage Ohio or Houston Ohio....

both of which are eiether in texas or Alaska

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:25 PM (kq1lG)

398 Suburb of CIN

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 06:25 PM (94PrN)

399 For my money, Mark Stein runs circles around Rush as a radio host. The man is amazing; he literally makes it up as he goes along and he's hilarious.

Yup, that.  He's the coolest.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:26 PM (zxpIo)

400

423 Alex,

 

she lives in Cincinnatti Ohio....

 

I knew when she was lamenting the budget woes and rather flagrant ineptitude of the City Council

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 06:26 PM (kq1lG)

401 Well, it looks like I packed the wrong uniform at the bottom of my duffel bag.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:26 PM (yY28H)

402 Happy Anni, Katya!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 06:27 PM (94PrN)

403 Suburb of CIN

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:25 PM (94PrN)


Joey Votto, MVP!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:27 PM (Jx0x6)

404 Oldcat, did that.  Didn't work.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:25 PM (UOM4

Yikes Did the seal get broken or did they just melt?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 06:27 PM (CN+Qv)

405

she lives in Cincinnatti Ohio....

I knew when she was lamenting the budget woes and rather flagrant ineptitude of the City Council


Thanks.  Of course, the latter part of your statement applies to so many in this time...

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:27 PM (yY28H)

406 So is it too soon to start attempting to plan another Moron Meet-up for the VA/NC/SC area? (Chris in VA can start practicing STFU about midlant right now)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:28 PM (7Y12r)

407

Salute! from an old fat retired squid.

Same here, Alex. Except I'm not that old, not too fat yet, and I didn't retire, just did a hitch. But salute anyway!

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 29, 2010 06:28 PM (DLxD/)

408 Well, it looks like I packed the wrong uniform at the bottom of my duffel bag.

I've got some Staff Sergeant stripes from the Air Force. Won't even charge you.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:28 PM (Jx0x6)

409 Well, it looks like I packed the wrong uniform at the bottom of my duffel bag.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 11:26 PM (yY28H)

Everything you need right away is in the bottom of your sea duffel bag right now.  Just wait until your bag goes to Bahrain and you go to Sig.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:29 PM (7Y12r)

410 Well, if it shoots out Lite Beer, I could handle a CIWS rate of fire!  That's like drinkin' water!

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:29 PM (5I8G0)

6000 shots per minute...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:31 PM (7Y12r)

411 427 And the sad thing is that your kids don't believe you when you tell them what idiots they are being...kind of like you didn't believe your own parents when they told you what idiots you were being...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 11:24 PM (7Y12r)

You knew your parents had never had sex (OK, only once) so they didn't know anything about well, ANYTHING. 

Nothing like hearing the very same tall tales out of a teenage mouth that you told when you were young to realize that your parents saw through all your crap.

oy.

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 06:31 PM (fa9yq)

412 Thanks again to everyone.  To the Morons still serving: if you end up running around 4/10 MTNs AO in the next year, drop me a line.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:32 PM (yY28H)

413

Kid turns 21 Jan. 25. 

Gift ideas?

 

Jane, does he have a really good headlight?  Like a Petzl that mountaineers use?  One of my co-workers (a reservist) went to Iraq a couple of years ago.  I bought him a bunch of stuff before he left.  One of the things I gave him was a good headlight which he emailed later to say he was using all the time.  I also bought him some anti-chafing/anti blister stuff that's so much better than Body Glide and doesn't have that nasty odor Body Glide does.  It's called Blister Shield.  It's sold at good running stores and also at 2toms dot com.  It's the best stuff to prevent chafing and blisters.  It's a roll on application. Smart wool sox are always nice.  If he doesn't have the movie "Team America" that's a classic, for sure.  If he's a coffee drinker, Starbucks has that new instant stuff, VIA that my husband thinks is pretty good.  (I don't drink coffee so I don't know). 

Also good books--or maybe a Kindle?  I got Unbroken for Christmas, but haven't started it as I'm reading 3 cups of Tea (also a Christmas present) and Born to Run right now.


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:32 PM (ihSHD)

414

You knew your parents had never had sex (OK, only once) so they didn't know anything about well, ANYTHING. 

 

There are 4 kids in my family, so my parents only had sex 4 times.  Oh and that time my mom thought she was preggers when I was in High School, so make that 5. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:33 PM (ihSHD)

415 Well, time to reacquaint Mrs. Cool with my leetle friend.Maybe I can pull it off without waking her up! Night, M&M's!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 06:33 PM (tJjm/)

416

Nothing like hearing the very same tall tales out of a teenage mouth that you told when you were young to realize that your parents saw through all your crap.

oy.

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 11:31 PM (fa9yq)

That made me cringe, I used to tell my kids "I came up with better excuses when I was your age!" I was lying.

Hell no it's not too soon.  Another moron tried to set one up right after the election here in Chesapeake and then he canceled it when he had to go on a business trip.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:31 PM (5I8G0)

Cool, I'm thinking maybe Cap'n Georges on Laskin sometime in March or April.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:35 PM (7Y12r)

417 Well, time to reacquaint Mrs. Cool with my leetle friend.Maybe I can pull it off without waking her up!

If you're worried about waking her up, try chloroform. Or strangulation.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at December 29, 2010 06:35 PM (Jx0x6)

418 Maybe I can pull it off without waking her up!

Night, M&M's!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 11:33 PM (tJjm/)

And when she asks if you are wearing anything, you can tell her "I'm wearing you!"  What could possibly go wrong?

 Night CC!~

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:36 PM (7Y12r)

419

Well, time to reacquaint Mrs. Cool with my leetle friend

 

How small are we talking?

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Guy who got electron microscope for Christmas at December 29, 2010 06:37 PM (ihSHD)

420 We b0rked the ONT?

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2010 06:38 PM (MrMxG)

421

Good.  Hopefully the blizzards will be over by then!

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:36 PM (5I8G0)

We will have to check Manbearpig's schedule.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:39 PM (7Y12r)

422 runningrn, he has great headlamp stuff (thanks in part to Scouts) and we both know all about blister shield (which I still use for my power walks) and special socks.  I'm seriously considering a Kindle.

One thing that upsets me (putting it mildly) is he was posted away on another base for three weeks, came back, and the new XBox 360 he bought himself was stolen out of his room.

I was beyond pissed.  I said to him, "How could a fellow Marine steal from a brother?"  And our kid said, "Mom, there are losers and douchebags in every walks of life."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:39 PM (UOM48)

423 And BTW, didn't you want to discuss the place of my employment?  The place that makes LED's?  What exactly did you need to know?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:40 PM (7Y12r)

424 Jeez, Jane, that's very dispiriting news about today's Corps.  Poor kid!

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:41 PM (zxpIo)

425 Falling Skies looks like what the new V should have been.


Falling Skies: alternate title: John Carter, Warlord of . . . Earth.  'Cause Falling Skies's star Noah Wylie also played a doctor named John Carter, which was also the name of a famous pulp hero who fought Martians.


Speaking of which, the new John Carter movie has an amazing cast and crew.  If only it lives up to half its potential.  I mean, I can't think of five cooler words associated with a sci/fi movie than: "Willem Dafoe as Tars Tarkis."


Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 29, 2010 06:41 PM (s3dMx)

426

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:32 PM (ihSHD)

 

If you get him VIA, try to find the Christmas Blend. Starbucks stores sold out the first week, but most of your grocery store Starbucks stores still sell it.

It tastes JUST like regular coffee.

 

Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2010 06:42 PM (lV4Fs)

427 Hey dicks... and suckers of cock.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:42 PM (YX6i/)

428 And our kid said, "Mom, there are losers and douchebags in every walks of life."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:39 PM (UOM4

Unfortunately true.  Once upon a time we caught a thief on Forrestal and took him to the Cap'n.  The Cap'n said this man looks too good to be a thief.  Bring him back when he looks like a thief.  A couple of trips head-first down the ladders and the Cap'n agreed that he looked like a thief.  I'm pretty sure you could get yourself in trouble for that sort of thing these "kinder gentler" days.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:42 PM (7Y12r)

429 Oh crap - runningrn is here?  Forget I ever said anything.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:43 PM (YX6i/)

430 D'oh

The Kindle would be a good choice.  I have one that I've been loading with anything and everything that I can. 

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 06:43 PM (yY28H)

431 Doh and the Kid are praying for the Falcons to make the Super Bowl.  

Unfortunately, one of the Atlanta Real Hos is preggers by a Falcon player. 

Instant doom for the Falcons.

(And for you Real Hos fans, it's Kim, the white trash ho.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:43 PM (UOM48)

432 Jeez, Editor, you got a turd in your pocket tonight? 

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:43 PM (zxpIo)

433 Hey dicks... and suckers of cock.

Ppppfffffttttttt.......spit.
Yes? Can we help you?

Posted by: Ted Bundy at December 29, 2010 06:44 PM (Jx0x6)

434 I thought of you when they said that because you had mentioned the previous night that you had been driving around Jax with top down with it being 70 degrees out!

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:40 PM (5I8G0)

Yes indeed, and the very next day...36 degrees and snow flurries!  WTF?????

Hey dicks... and suckers of cock.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 11:42 PM (YX6i/)

I hope when you get home your mama doesn't run out from under the porch and bite you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:44 PM (7Y12r)

435

One thing that upsets me (putting it mildly) is he was posted away on another base for three weeks, came back, and the new XBox 360 he bought himself was stolen out of his room.

 

Wow, that sucks!  Shoot, if he had the X-box, you could get him a Kinect.  My friends who have them just love them.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:44 PM (ihSHD)

436 die sock, please?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:45 PM (Jx0x6)

437 No, that's just my usual salutation.  A bit too strong?

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:45 PM (YX6i/)

438 Am I the only one who has a hearty guffaw at the thought of Editor with a screaming infant in his house?  Oh, crap, I almost ruined my new keyboard just now.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:45 PM (zxpIo)

439

What up ed.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 06:46 PM (stXoE)

440 Oh, and I've been drinking at my favorite bar.  And they had a onesie to buy for the baby.  How adorable. 

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:47 PM (YX6i/)

441 482 Am I the only one who has a hearty guffaw at the thought of Editor with a screaming infant in his house?  Oh, crap, I almost ruined my new keyboard just now.

Is it here yet?

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 06:47 PM (fa9yq)

442 Alex, when I say I LOVE to send packages to soldiers/Marines/sailors, etc., I'm not kidding.

I'm obsessed.

Alex, don't be shy.  Let this moronette gift you lots of goodies. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:47 PM (UOM48)

443

Yeah, I was interested in what to look for for on the LED bulbs.  I know Home Depot and others are selling some and I don't know if they are any good or not.  I know you guys have good product (stock owner).  Just curious if it gets rebranded downstream.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:42 PM (5I8G0)

TESS.  Look for the "CREE X-lamp" tag.  Coleman lanterns, for instance, uses the X-lamp.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:47 PM (7Y12r)

444

I don't know.  Does it go over well at work?

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:46 PM (5I8G0)

Eh, I usually just call them a bunch of alcoholics that don't know how to drink. 

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:48 PM (YX6i/)

445

suddenly we're all sensitive and shit?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 06:48 PM (stXoE)

446

Oh crap - runningrn is here?  Forget I ever said anything.

 

Heh!  Heh!  How are you?  Is Mrs. Editor feeling better now? 

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:48 PM (ihSHD)

447 suddenly we're all sensitive and shit?

Fuck you!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:50 PM (Jx0x6)

448 Yeah, for the most part.  She's just got a bit of the lingering.  She played designated driver, tonight.  I think that's the last time I'll step foot in that place for a few months.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:50 PM (YX6i/)

449

they had a onesie to buy for the baby.

My buddy bought a GWAR onsie for his newt at the last show we went to see.

 

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 06:51 PM (stXoE)

450

Am I the only one who has a hearty guffaw at the thought of Editor with a screaming infant in his house?  Oh, crap, I almost ruined my new keyboard just now.

Bwhahahaha!  Knowing Editor, he'll be filling that bottle with whiskey!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:51 PM (ihSHD)

451 Oh, and I've been drinking at my favorite bar.  And they had a onesie to buy for the baby.  How adorable. 

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 11:47 PM (YX6i/)

I found one for my soon-to-be newborn grandson and one for my soon-to-be newborn granddaughter.  Sailor suits for both, at NAS Jax.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:51 PM (7Y12r)

452 At least Red Eye is on for those late night feedings.

Wow, Editor is lactating?  There's so much I miss now that I have a fucking job again.  Misty mem'ries of the good ol' UI days . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:51 PM (zxpIo)

453

Yeah, for the most part.  She's just got a bit of the lingering.  She played designated driver, tonight.  I think that's the last time I'll step foot in that place for a few months.

 

Glad to hear she's on the mend.

So were there any lampshades involved?


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:52 PM (ihSHD)

454 Hey Editor, I was in Seattle today for drinks at The Sorrento with some of my old co-workers.  I haven't been there for a couple of years.  The food and drinks were really good, and only 10 bucks for valet parking.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:54 PM (ihSHD)

455

I found one for my soon-to-be newborn grandson and one for my soon-to-be newborn granddaughter.  Sailor suits for both, at NAS Jax.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 11:51 PM (7Y12r)

Oh, I think you were gone by the time I posted my astonishment, but a while back I looked up the Thing One and Thing Two onesies you got for the impending (?) twins and almost died of "how cool is that-ness"

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 06:54 PM (zxpIo)

456

There's so much I miss now that I have a fucking job again

 

Peaches, where are you working?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 06:55 PM (ihSHD)

457 Traffic must have been awesome for you since nobody came Downtown from the North or South and everyone has it off.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:55 PM (YX6i/)

458 Tomorrow I'm starting homemade limoncello and orangecello.  With my own home-grown lemons and oranges.

Can I ship these to Afghanistan?  *smacks self up-side the head*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:56 PM (UOM48)

459 My factory technician gave us a onsie yesterday with skull & bones on it that says:  Surrender the Booby

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 06:56 PM (YX6i/)

460

Excellent.  I'm going to try some LED's soon to see how they work out.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:49 PM

You can get rid of those LED's before Congress bans them after an NBC Dateline special and Brian Williams multi-part report showing they cause cancer. You're going to use our CFL's and like them, using any other bulb is unpatriotic

Posted by: GE, We Bring Fascism to Light at December 29, 2010 06:56 PM (vdfwz)

461 There's so much I miss now that I have a fucking job again

Glad you are working again. Need any co-workers?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 06:58 PM (Jx0x6)

462

Excellent.  I'm going to try some LED's soon to see how they work out.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:49 PM (5I8G0)

I have a pair of the TESS 67009 7.5watt bulbs in my kitchen, they are excellent.  Look under "Products" "Consumer Type"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 06:58 PM (7Y12r)

463 I bought up a ton of lights today.   Couldn't believe my libtard sister now believes the CFL thing is shit. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 06:59 PM (UOM48)

464 Tomorrow I'm starting homemade limoncello and orangecello.  With my own home-grown lemons and oranges.

Leave my kids out of it fool!

Posted by: Laquisha Johnson at December 29, 2010 07:00 PM (Jx0x6)

465

Peaches, where are you working?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:55 PM (ihSHD)

Boutique-y law firm.  A very lucky and wonderful thing, although I have many moments when I think, "there is no one on this earth working harder than I am."  But, it's cool -- I've never worked in the law biz before and it's fun.  One of 'em is a major Dem hotshot and another is flogging the Ron Paul thing for everything he's worth (apparently, a lot).  It's a hoot, but I lost 10 pounds in the first 7 weeks without even trying.  Fortunately, I do crazy well.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:00 PM (zxpIo)

466 and almost died of "how cool is that-ness"

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 11:54 PM (zxpIo)

Yeah, the awesomeness is head-exploding.

I can't believe they are selling the new navy camo uniform for infants.  I hate that uniform.  The flight suits are cool.  Got one for my son.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:54 PM (5I8G0)

I saw the new Navy cammos at NAS Jax and all I could think of was WTF???? What are you fucking hiding from on a fucking SHIP??? Sharks???

Holy FUCK I'm glad I'm retired.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:01 PM (7Y12r)

467 You mean the lightbulb came on for her finally?

Whatever, took me awhile to figure it out too. They'll catch on, like they always do. Oh and fuck you Tesla!

Posted by: Thomas Edison at December 29, 2010 07:04 PM (Jx0x6)

468 Everyone here needs to see the Thing One and Thing Two onesies that GGE got for his impending grandbabies.  I srsly almost died when I saw them.  Ah, there's no good link, just google the damn things.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:04 PM (zxpIo)

469 Couldn't believe my libtard sister now believes the CFL thing is shit. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:59 PM (UOM4

Did you remind her of the mercury in CFL light bulbs?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:04 PM (7Y12r)

470 Yeah, the Thing One and Thing Two onesies are ultimately cool.  All you need is blue hair wigs and you are all set.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:06 PM (7Y12r)

471 525 Couldn't believe my libtard sister now believes the CFL thing is shit. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:59 PM (UOM4

Did you remind her of the mercury in CFL light bulbs?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 30, 2010 12:04 AM

I love the screaming of lefties about "evil corporations" while they ignore the fact that their Chocolate Jesus is a wholly owned subsidiary of GE

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 07:07 PM (vdfwz)

472 I love the screaming of lefties about "evil corporations" while they ignore the fact that their Chocolate Jesus is a wholly owned subsidiary of GE

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2010 12:07 AM (vdfwz)

They bring good things to life

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:08 PM (7Y12r)

473 So, hey, what are we doing for New Years?  Please don't tell me y'all are going IRL.  I can definitely stay up until midnight EST if you guys are up for it.  Depending on the snark, maybe even Mountain time and that other one (flyover time?  who the fuck knows?).  My own time-zone buds are on their own.  Drink early, drink often, that's my motto!

Posted by: Party Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:08 PM (zxpIo)

474 while they ignore the fact that their Chocolate Jesus is a wholly owned subsidiary of GE

Racist.

Posted by: Citizens of Hershey Pennsylvania at December 29, 2010 07:09 PM (Jx0x6)

475 Drink early, drink often, that's my motto!

Posted by: Party Peaches at December 30, 2010 12:08 AM (zxpIo)

Rock on Garth.  Rock on Wayne.

I'm doing Christmas with the NC crowd on New Years.  My 11 year old can't wait to open the rest of his presents, but the son-in-law won't be off until Saturday.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:10 PM (7Y12r)

476 So, hey, what are we doing for New Years?

After I give my son my 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix and drop him and my younger son at their mothers, I'm going home to get really fucking drunk. What, it's not like I have to go to work or anything.
Fuckers..............spit!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 07:12 PM (Jx0x6)

477 Wait, there's football?  On Wednesday????  I can't stand it.  When I was slothing-uncle-sam, I missed nothing.  Now, I'm lucky I can find my way home and remember where I put the remote.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:12 PM (zxpIo)

478 nice to finally see some footage of Falling Skies. Looks a bit better than I expected (though it still looks a bit under budgeted)

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 07:13 PM (Ig1Wo)

479

Boutique-y law firm.  A very lucky and wonderful thing, although I have many moments when I think, "there is no one on this earth working harder than I am."  But, it's cool -- I've never worked in the law biz before and it's fun.  One of 'em is a major Dem hotshot and another is flogging the Ron Paul thing for everything he's worth (apparently, a lot).  It's a hoot, but I lost 10 pounds in the first 7 weeks without even trying.  Fortunately, I do crazy well.

 

Wow, congratulations on finding a job in this economy!  And in California too!  So this explains your paranoia about Ron Paul.

10 lbs in 7 days--the old fight or flight adrenaline rush?  That's almost as good as all those signs I used to see on every telephone pole:  "Lose 30 pounds in 30 days."

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 07:13 PM (ihSHD)

480 Attention Morons

My libtard sister now believes CFL bulbs are teh evul.  Because when they break, mercury leaks out.   (tee hee)  She's freaking out that the environmentalist crowd has LIED to us.  *tee hee*

Over and out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 07:14 PM (UOM48)

481 hi all
so I'm back from all my travels
and so I had a better opportunity to look at that bent pin
guess what, it's not bent, it's completely snapped off
one fucking little pin!
I am so boned

looks like I pay for a new server MB tomorrow, and gotta tell the boss 

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:15 PM (PaSAU)

482 Wait, there's football?  On Wednesday????

Thursday night, the Kansas State Wildcats play the Syracuse Orangemen in Yankee Stadium. In case you were wondering.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 07:15 PM (Jx0x6)

483 I'm going home to get really fucking drunk. What, it's not like I have to go to work or anything.
Fuckers..............spit!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 30, 2010 12:12 AM (Jx0x6)

Good on you.  I gave away my Grand Am too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:15 PM (7Y12r)

484 10 lbs in 7 days--the old fight or flight adrenaline rush?  That's almost as good as all those signs I used to see on every telephone pole:  "Lose 30 pounds in 30 days."

This from the lady who doesn't have an ounce to spare.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:15 PM (YX6i/)

485 Your last hope might be the LEDs, since incandescents are no longer made in the US and I doubt if the CFL swirlies are made here either.
 
Maybe we emulate the Norks and set up human poop shops. Congresscritter shit ought to go for a premium.
 
Or not.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 07:16 PM (h0RtZ)

486 She's freaking out that the environmentalist crowd has LIED to us.  *tee hee*

Over and out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4

Bwahahahaha! breath hahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:16 PM (7Y12r)

487 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4

good job - but it sounds like your libtard sister is, umm, rather suggestive - so it's only a matter of time before her libtard friends convince her that you're in the service of Big Incandescent or something and therefore not to be believed, and she'll go back to believing CFL bulbs are teh awesum

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:16 PM (PaSAU)

488
Over and out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4


Good work, keep at it. I got laughed at on X-mas eve when I suggested that Detroit's problems were caused by them electing Dem mayors for the last 48 years. It's going to take me awhile.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 07:17 PM (Jx0x6)

489 541 hi all
so I'm back from all my travels
and so I had a better opportunity to look at that bent pin
guess what, it's not bent, it's completely snapped off
one fucking little pin!
I am so boned

looks like I pay for a new server MB tomorrow, and gotta tell the boss 

Welcome back!  Bummer about the server thought

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 07:17 PM (fa9yq)

490

That's a bit classy for a moron isn't it?

 

It's Seattle, Urban Epicenter of the idiot bicycle riding greentard mayor who has severely limited parking lots in our fair city.  It costs me 12 bucks to park my car at work.  10 bucks to go out for drinks seemed like a steal!


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 07:17 PM (ihSHD)

491 10 lbs in 7 days

7 weeks.  And 10 lbs is, like 10% of my body weight, so if it had been 7 days, I probably would have been "film at 11."    And I didn't find the job, the job found me.  It is plain impossible to "find" a job these days.  This was kismet.  I'm very fortunate.  I figured I'd be living in a shopping cart by now.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:17 PM (zxpIo)

492 Good Night Jane!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 07:18 PM (ihSHD)

493 Attention Morons

My libtard sister now believes CFL bulbs are teh evul.  Because when they break, mercury leaks out.   (tee hee)  She's freaking out that the environmentalist crowd has LIED to us.  *tee hee*

Over and out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4

I was wondering when that was going to get out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 07:18 PM (CN+Qv)

494 hi runningrn!
guess what, I think I've worn out my first pair of running shoes

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:19 PM (PaSAU)

495 No shit. Good luck and my prayers are with you. My bullshit is stupid compared to your situation.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 10:53 PM (Jx0x6)

We all have our own problems and none of it is bullshit. That doesn't mean we should go on about it, but it's okay to sometimes.

I hope in a few months you'll look back on this as just a speed bump and nothing more.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at December 29, 2010 07:20 PM (bxiXv)

496 oh, if you play games on your computer, buy Amnesia today on Steam. Fictional Games needs the money (sadly making the scariest games to date don't equal to sales) and I want them to make a Lovecraft game even though they have made three Lovecraftian games without the Lovecraft name with the Penumbra series and Amnesia

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 07:20 PM (Ig1Wo)

497 All you Incandescentists are in big trouble ... BIG trouble!

Posted by: GE at December 29, 2010 07:21 PM (yRrAd)

498

Traffic must have been awesome for you since nobody came Downtown from the North or South and everyone has it off.

 

It was a dream!  I left my house at 3:30 thinking I'd be late (because we were meeting at 4).  I got there at 3:55!  I was the first one there.  Everyone else was coming from work (First Hill, so right down the street) or home (they all live in Seattle). 


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 07:21 PM (ihSHD)

499 528 Stick a fork in Arizona.  That was a sweet ass TD catch by Oklahoma St.
Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:07 AM

Fork? Arizona?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 29, 2010 07:21 PM (vdfwz)

500 So, hey, what are we doing for New Years? Please don't tell me y'all are going IRL. I can definitely stay up until midnight EST if you guys are up for it. I'm working, but I'll be able to see the midnight fireworks from the 26th floor.

Posted by: fluffy, party animal at December 29, 2010 07:21 PM (SwkdU)

501

guess what, I think I've worn out my first pair of running shoes

 

Wow!  Chem, that's awesome!  What have you been up to?


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 07:22 PM (ihSHD)

502 When I was in Jax I visited my very favorite place on Earth.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:22 PM (7Y12r)

503 Maybe we emulate the Norks and set up human poop shops. Congresscritter shit ought to go for a premium.
Or not.
Posted by: GnuBreed



Congresscritters pootie is probably toxic and would only be good for the brown/black variety of rice.

I like the analogy the Norks are like students. In to poop pron and skinny jeans.... 

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 07:22 PM (UQzXv)

504 chemjeff, WTF can't you, with your mad tech skillz, just solder a pin in place?
 
I'm only part joking. A teeny tiny drill bit and some skillful dexterity might work.
 
We've become such a throwaway society.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 07:22 PM (h0RtZ)

505  10 lbs in 7 days

7 weeks.  And 10 lbs is, like 10% of my body weight, so if it had been 7 days, I probably would have been "film at 11."    And I didn't find the job, the job found me.  It is plain impossible to "find" a job these days.  This was kismet.  I'm very fortunate.  I figured I'd be living in a shopping cart by now.

 

Oops, I misread that!  You are a tiny little thing!  I'm so glad that the job found you!  So awesome!


Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 07:23 PM (ihSHD)

506 We went to the Ballard campus for baby stuff (we do the "Centering" thing with the midwives) before the bar.  Everyone was early there, too. 

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:24 PM (YX6i/)

507 My libtard sister now believes CFL bulbs are teh evul.  Because when they break, mercury leaks out.   (tee hee)  She's freaking out that the environmentalist crowd has LIED to us.  *tee hee*

Over and out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM

Push her outside without a coat, and when she's screaming that she's freezing tell her that she's in denial since EVERYONE knows the planet is overheating and the debate is over

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 07:24 PM (vdfwz)

508 I had a better opportunity to look at that bent pin guess what, it's not bent, it's completely snapped off one fucking little pin! A pin is not a server. I'm sure it can be repaired. Probably just need to replace a card or a connector.

Posted by: fluffy has seen broken servers at December 29, 2010 07:24 PM (SwkdU)

509 chemjeff, WTF can't you, with your mad tech skillz, just solder a pin in place?

Never send an engineer to do a tech's job.

Posted by: GGE, Equipment Tech at December 29, 2010 07:24 PM (7Y12r)

510 Fork? Arizona?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 30, 2010 12:21 AM (vdfwz)


Please go away, but first, can I just see them once? Don't want anything to do with the rest of you, just want to see "them."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 07:25 PM (Jx0x6)

511

This from the lady who doesn't have an ounce to spare.

 

Ha!  You haven't seen me in a couple of weeks!


Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:26 PM (ihSHD)

512

Yeah, it sounded like they used TIE Fighter sounds for the alien spaceships during some of the early flyby's in the trailer.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:24 AM (5I8G0)


first thing I thought of was "there goes the money for another Librarian movie"

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 07:26 PM (Ig1Wo)

513 Never send an engineer to do a tech's job.
Posted by: GGE, Equipment Tech at December 30, 2010 12:24 AM

The more they overtech the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at December 29, 2010 07:26 PM (vdfwz)

514 I'm off to bed.  In all seriousness, check the thread below.  My sister's best friend attempted suicide Christmas day.  We know her, a gorgeous, sweet, incredible young woman.  She's on life support, her liver is dead.  She's been threatening suicide for years.  She visited us here in Savannah about three months ago.  What an amazing, beautiful, loving young woman.  Well, she's nearly dead. 

God bless you, Carolyn.  May you find peace, sweet girl.

And God bless your dear mother and brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 07:26 PM (UOM48)

515

Ha!  You haven't seen me in a couple of weeks!


Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (ihSHD)

Reindeer antlers, funny hats... would you like to revise that statement?

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:27 PM (YX6i/)

516

We went to the Ballard campus for baby stuff (we do the "Centering" thing with the midwives) before the bar.  Everyone was early there, too. 

 

Yup, I work for the Evil Empire of Health Care.  I think we're the biggest health care employer in WA now.  Crazy that we took down the U.

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:28 PM (ihSHD)

517 Posted by: Montgomery Scott at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (vdfwz)

Did you know that S.M. Stirling had published some books with James Doohan? I didn't.  I got one just to see how they are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:28 PM (7Y12r)

518

Please go away, but first, can I just see them once? Don't want anything to do with the rest of you, just want to see "them."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 30, 2010 12:25 AM

Them as in my biker tats, or them as in my vajayjay rings?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 29, 2010 07:29 PM (vdfwz)

519 Oh, swellsies, the reload's gone all cattywampus now.  Probably for the best, I'm back into the Christmas fudge and if there's a God in heaven, I will hit the sack before I remember how fabulous the 10-yr-old Taylor-Fladgate goes with chocolate.  If I can't wait 12 minutes to my next reload, I will bid you all a good night and sweet dreams.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:30 PM (zxpIo)

520

Reindeer antlers, funny hats... would you like to revise that statement?

 

heh!  You've been on FB!  I'd just like to say that the camera adds 10 lbs!  (I'm feeling like an heifer these days!)  I knew I should have worn black!  I should have worn double black!


 

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:30 PM (ihSHD)

521 EZB thanks

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:30 PM (PaSAU)

522 GnuBreed well I suppose I could solder the pin - but I have never soldered anything on a motherboard before.  I don't know if this is where I should be practicing.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:31 PM (PaSAU)

523 Now that I'm no longer in La-La Land, this will be the first New Years that I didn't hear firecrackers or gunshots at midnight. And I was in one of the better neighborhoods

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 07:31 PM (vdfwz)

524

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (UOM4

 

Good Night, Jane.  So sorry to hear about your sister's friend.  So sad. 

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:31 PM (ihSHD)

525 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (UOM4

Don't know what to say but I'm sorry to hear that. Lost my cousin to suicide last fall. She was my age.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 07:31 PM (Jx0x6)

526 God bless you, Carolyn.  May you find peace, sweet girl.

And God bless your dear mother and brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (UOM4

Ah, jeez, Jane, that is the saddest thing and I'm so sorry.  Prayers for Carolyn and her family (and for you and the D'oh Boy, too). 

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:33 PM (zxpIo)

527 fluffy, the broken pin is on the CPU socket

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:33 PM (PaSAU)

528 Them as in my biker tats,

Them.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 07:33 PM (Jx0x6)

529 Old, but goodie, given my own bloody tally.

Ever wonder why using mouse models are all the rage in scientific experimentation.  Wonder no more!

World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice

ZURICH, SWITZERLAND—Nearly 700 scientists representing 27 countries convened at the University of Zurich Monday to formally announce that their experimentation on mice has been motivated not by a desire to advance human knowledge, but out of sheer distaste for the furry little rodents.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2010 07:33 PM (c0A3e)

530

Some damn good brews down there though

 

It's amazing how many micro-breweries there are in the Pacific Northwest.  Tonight at The Sorrento, my girlfriend was drinking a drink with locally distilled Gin.  I was shocked.

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:33 PM (ihSHD)

531 oh Jane I'm so sorry to hear that, hugs to you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:33 PM (PaSAU)

532

I could've used that info when I was stationed there!

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:28 AM (5I8G0)

Sounds like someone needs to get out more...

There's a good one called Paperback Exchange in the Timberlake Shopping Center on Holland Road in Virginia Beach.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:34 PM (7Y12r)

533 It's true - the NW has the best beer in the World and I stand by that.  Just wish I was still able to partake in it.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:35 PM (YX6i/)

534 576 Jane,
 
Damn. I was just telling someone that Xmas time has the highest suicide rate of the year. I think it has to do with all the happy messages of grinning families, when the reality is more 'oh shit, I have to pretend to be happy now' that just clashes big time.
 
570 GGE,
 
That's so close to true. One of my very few RL friends was an engineer, and he could NOT operate a socket set. I'm like, dude!
 

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 07:35 PM (h0RtZ)

535 Jane, sorry to hear of your friend, and hopefully a miracle keeps her alive. Then a miracle to convince her that she has much to live for

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 07:35 PM (vdfwz)

536 runningrn well I've been running, I actually made it up to 3 miles the other day - didn't run while I was traveling, but I got back today & did the elliptical - I think I wore out my shoes because it's actually starting to hurt a bit when I land, I think the padding on the soles of my shoes is pretty much gone

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:35 PM (PaSAU)

537 the broken pin is on the CPU socket ok, that's not cheap

Posted by: fluffy at December 29, 2010 07:36 PM (SwkdU)

538 I used to live right off Holland Road.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 29, 2010 07:36 PM (SJ6/3)

539 GnuBreed well I'm not even an engineer and so I'm even clumsier with my hands than that - although I know how to use a socket set

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:37 PM (PaSAU)

540 Chemjeff... have you tried Superfeet?  I put some in my cycling shoes and it makes a huge different.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:37 PM (YX6i/)

541 There are a bunch of dumbasses on the other thread.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 29, 2010 07:37 PM (SJ6/3)

542 That's so close to true. One of my very few RL friends was an engineer, and he could NOT operate a socket set. I'm like, dude!
 

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2010 12:35 AM (h0RtZ)

There was one at Pax River that I had to explain basic electronics regarding DPDT switches to.  Scary smart PhD EE, but couldn't see the forest for the trees.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:38 PM (7Y12r)

543 590 fluffy, the broken pin is on the CPU socket
Posted by: chemjeff


Ouch chemjeff, not a good one to have in a broken state. Some of the pins don't really need to connect, have you tried it anyway?

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 07:39 PM (UQzXv)

544

I think I wore out my shoes because it's actually starting to hurt a bit when I land, I think the padding on the soles of my shoes is pretty much gone

 

You probably did.  Don't keep using them, make sure you get some new shoes fairly soon.  You don't want to get hurt because you kept running in worn out shoes.  3 miles, huh?  I see a spring 5K in your near future!  How's the diet thing going?  I think that's the hardest thing--moderating what you stuff in your pie-hole.  I have absolutely no self restraint.

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:39 PM (ihSHD)

545 Editor, no hadn't heard of it before - maybe I'll pick some up, thanks!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:39 PM (PaSAU)

546 @598 kbdabear

Exactly.  I've been praying that Carolyn lives (she's an athiest), so that she can speak not just for herself, but to change other's lives (my sister).

Whether you morons believe or not, please pray for/think of Carolyn tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 07:39 PM (UOM48)

547

Oh, and Chem, editor's absolutely right about the Superfeet.  My husband uses them.  (I have custom made orthotics because my feet are pretty ding dang flat).

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:40 PM (ihSHD)

548 holy shit, $20 insoles?  wow
is that the going rate?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:41 PM (PaSAU)

549

Just wish I was still able to partake in it.

 

Ah, the travails of the GF man!

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:41 PM (ihSHD)

550 beanervt yeah I tried it - it won't post

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:41 PM (PaSAU)

551 Oh, yo garrett.  Sorry, didn't see that earlier.  I blame the beer.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:41 PM (YX6i/)

552 585 chemjeff,
 
Only in terms of 'I have to pay to replace the server PC' was I referring to trying to fix it first, at home off the clock. Maybe I'm missing something. I've dealt with a few badly bent pins in my time.
 
Btw, hello fellow chemist. My bullshit degree is in polymer chem circa the 70s.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 07:42 PM (h0RtZ)

553 Consider it done, Jane.  Unfortunately, and I speak from experience, some people are just hell-bent on suicide.  It's not that they don't have good hearts, because the usually do.  But their brains are broken and they simply don't see a way around it.  It's the saddest thing, and it generates a lot of anger and conflicted feelings.  Big hug to you, my friend.  I'm very sorry for this to come into your life.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:43 PM (zxpIo)

554 GnuBreed I actually don't mind paying for the replacement motherboard, I just wish I didn't have to tell my boss that I was a complete dumbass

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:43 PM (PaSAU)

555

holy shit, $20 insoles?  wow
is that the going rate?

 

I've seen them for more.  It might depend on which ones you get.  I think my husband gets the orange ones, and I think he pays more for them than that.

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:43 PM (ihSHD)

556 I don't know how much I pay for my son's insoles, but I know I pay 50 bucks a pop for office visits.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:45 PM (7Y12r)

557 Yeah, my Superfeet were $40, but I think that's because they have to be made with stronger material to be thinner as to fit in the tight cycling shoes.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 07:46 PM (YX6i/)

558 617 Easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 07:48 PM (h0RtZ)

559 Some vitriol going on in that Gunny Hartman thread.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:46 AM (5I8G0)

Drew is a douchebag for posting over the ONT.  Fuckim.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:48 PM (7Y12r)

560 Pardon me Billy the Kid, but I sure shot the fuck out of you didn't I?

Posted by: That's Sheriff Pat Garrett to you fuckers. at December 29, 2010 07:49 PM (Jx0x6)

561

Yeah, my Superfeet were $40, but I think that's because they have to be made with stronger material to be thinner as to fit in the tight cycling shoes.

 

That sounds about right.  Hubby always stocks up when REI has them on sale.


Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:49 PM (ihSHD)

562 I just wish I didn't have to tell my boss that I was a complete dumbass

What about blaming the cleaning people?  I thought that was SOP. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:49 PM (zxpIo)

563 Easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2010 12:48 AM (h0RtZ)

That has always been my personal mantra.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:49 PM (7Y12r)

564 cool, Mirror's Edge, Simcity 4 and Bad Company: Vietnam for $5

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 07:49 PM (Ig1Wo)

565 I just started playing Bad Company 2 and it's awesome!  I wonder how much PSN charges for the Vietnam add on.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:50 AM (5I8G0)


$15 and I wouldn't expect it to go on sale anytime soon

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 07:52 PM (Ig1Wo)

566 What should be the theme for tomorrow's ONT?

Gay hunks, what else?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 29, 2010 07:53 PM (Jx0x6)

567 What should be the theme for tomorrow's ONT?

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:52 AM (5I8G0)

John Wayne movies.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:54 PM (7Y12r)

568 Me! I haz big boobs, plus I'm a big boob!
 
What's not to love?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 29, 2010 07:56 PM (h0RtZ)

569

What should be the theme for tomorrow's ONT?

 

Reason has a great Venn Diagram that shows the overlap amongst 3 junk touchers.  Here's the link. 

http://tinyurl.com/2ep86k4

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:57 PM (ihSHD)

570 What should be the theme for tomorrow's ONT?

We haven't done trucker tunes in a while.  Don't taze me, bro.

'Night, darlins!  Sweet dreams to every last one of ya.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 07:57 PM (zxpIo)

571 theme for tomorrow's ONT?
maybe a "best of..."/"worst of..." for 2010
maybe something about goal setting, new year's resolutions and all that
maybe something about epic parties/hangovers

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:58 PM (PaSAU)

572 The monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga...The monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:58 PM (7Y12r)

573 good night Peaches

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 07:58 PM (PaSAU)

574 The monkeys have no tails cause they were bitten off by whales

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 07:59 PM (7Y12r)

575

John Wayne movies.

 

One of our local talkers (who will soon be gone) did a thing on "The best Western" and make your case for it.  He also wanted to know why Hollywood makes so few movies in this genre nowadays. 


Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 07:59 PM (ihSHD)

576 The monkeys have no tails on Zamboanga...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 08:00 PM (7Y12r)

577 The monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga...The monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga...

Because they lost it wrapping it around the flagpole.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 08:00 PM (Jx0x6)

578

Good Night, Dear Peaches!  Sweet Mark Steyn Dreams to you!  I could listen to that man all night, sigh!

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 29, 2010 08:01 PM (ihSHD)

579 Oh, the birdies have no feet in Mariveles,
Oh, the birdies have no feet in Mariveles,
Oh, the birdies have no feet,
They were burned off by the heat,
Oh, the birdies have no feet in Mariveles.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 08:01 PM (7Y12r)

580

Gay hunks, what else?

 

I don't think there is a thread big enough to contain me!


Posted by: Levi's Johnson at December 29, 2010 08:02 PM (ihSHD)

581 By the way, I've been to Zamboanga.  You don't want to go there.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 01:00 AM (5I8G0)

I'll take your word for it, never been there myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 08:03 PM (7Y12r)

582 'Night, cj!  'Night, running!  As a parting shot, I just want to link to that awesome Semper Fi Fund that running turned us on to earlier.  Hit it, 'roons!  No better time to donate to a worthy cause than when it's late at night and you've had a few.  Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 08:03 PM (zxpIo)

583 GnuBreed well I can _try_ to solder it on... 

I think I'll call the MB company tomorrow, ask them if they would be willing to do some sort of exchange (after all, 3 of the 4 sockets still work just fine) maybe for a reduced price, and if that's the case, then I think I'll just do the exchange

Glad to see another chemist here, there's a bunch around actually - what types of polymers do you work with?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:03 PM (PaSAU)

584 I've put my 'serious' thinking cap on, and found that it fits poorly. How about a theme of "worst New Years resolutions ever"?
 
Probably can cannibalize most of the material from the Darwin Awards site.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 08:03 PM (h0RtZ)

585 656 I was a plant manager for a silicone mfg outfit, but I have other interests now. It's complicated.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 08:06 PM (h0RtZ)

586 sweet, abusing Recyclebank to kinda scam EA worked

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:07 PM (Ig1Wo)

587 This why I hold up the Mossad as the world's premiere spy agency.

Report: Israelis Paid Spy $1.5M for Info on Syrian Nukes

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2010 08:07 PM (c0A3e)

588

It's not as cool as today's gang bangers.

 

I think it has to do with America hating libtards who control the film industry.  They hate to see anything that elevates America's status as the world's super power or glorifies things like Westward expansion.  Plus, our history is "stained" with the blood of innocent Native Americans who were raped, pillaged and had their land stolen right from under them by the evil White man.  They view America through their skewed lens of history and find nothing worth celebrating.  The Western basically glorifies Manifest Destiny, the strong American cowboy, God and country.  All things lefties hate.


Posted by: Levi's Johnson at December 29, 2010 08:07 PM (ihSHD)

589 Anybody who's spent any time around mice knows that OF COURSE scientists hate them. They're filthy little animals. They shit in their food. They are about as smart as ants or dung beetles. They run in that fucking wheel ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG.

Tomorrow my wife is going into the lab to castrate mice as part of an experiment. And you know what? IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 29, 2010 08:07 PM (6ej3d)

590 Rum defeating post. Out!, demon!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 08:07 PM (h0RtZ)

591 Darn sock!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:07 PM (ihSHD)

592 btw, if mpfs is still out there - I got yelled at for drinking Rolling Rock tonight, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2010 08:08 PM (c0A3e)

593 OOh!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:08 PM (ihSHD)

594 AAACK!  I curse my slow, fat fingers!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:08 PM (ihSHD)

595 Good Night CDR M!  You did a fabulous job, as always!  Thank you!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:09 PM (ihSHD)

596

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2010 01:03 AM (zxpIo)

 

You are truly awesome!  Hugs!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:10 PM (ihSHD)

597

btw, if mpfs is still out there - I got yelled at for drinking Rolling Rock tonight,

 

Nice steal, my friend!  I thought I had it!  My evil powers must be weakening.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:11 PM (ihSHD)

598 he should be yelled at for drinking the swill that is Rolling Rock.

WORST BUBBLEGUT EVER!

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:12 PM (Ig1Wo)

599 The American western genre died because hardly anyone believes we have a pioneer spirit any more. The closest this parable comes to current fantasy is the SF genre, with movies like Aliens representing our urge to conquer new lands.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 08:13 PM (h0RtZ)

600 677 he should be yelled at for drinking the swill that is Rolling Rock.

WORST BUBBLEGUT EVER!

Nah, that would be Old Milwaukee. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2010 08:13 PM (c0A3e)

601 In my research on the Ginger Mafia, it would seem that there is a band with that title.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 01:03 AM (5I8G0)

Innnteresting....

Well, I'm out roonz and roonettez.  Until tomorrow, AMF!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 08:14 PM (7Y12r)

602 Anybody know who's in charge of the "group" applications?  I went through all the required motions a few days ago....haven't heard a word back on approval or disapproval......Just wondering

Posted by: Dell at December 29, 2010 08:14 PM (r8DXb)

603 ONT theme? MFM Idiot of the Year?

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 08:15 PM (ZTPeW)

604 Nah, that would be Old Milwaukee. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 30, 2010 01:13 AM (c0A3e)


Old Milwaukee is bad but Rolling Rock was fucking horrid. 3 hours of non stop belching from 1 beer

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:16 PM (Ig1Wo)

605 Kratos, wait - you're near Pittsburgh and you think Old Milwaukee is the worst beer swill ever?  Oh no, oh no no no no.  That award goes to IC Light.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:16 PM (PaSAU)

606 661 This why I hold up the Mossad as the world's premiere spy agency.

Report: Israelis Paid Spy $1.5M for Info on Syrian Nukes
Posted by: Kratos



They do get the job done... of course you have to take in account our spys are now only doing spy - spy type spying as we can't offend any 'ceptin our allies.

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:17 PM (YQLCa)

607 OK, good night all! Now that I lost out to Kratos, it's time for me to skeedaddle!

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 08:17 PM (ihSHD)

608 yeah, the western genre has morphed into the SF genre and/or the weird bizarre movie genre like Inception or something like Final Fantasy

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:18 PM (PaSAU)

609 good night runningrn!!!  thanx for the encouragement as always!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:18 PM (PaSAU)

610 679 Ok, you win beer anti-style points plus the coveted 666 nameplate.
 
Did you dip your nads in Lucky Charms?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 08:18 PM (h0RtZ)

611

Old Milwaukee is bad but Rolling Rock was fucking horrid. 3 hours of non stop belching from 1 beer

Posted by: The Dude



You must of got one made from a rock that didn't roll...Little stagnation goin on.

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:20 PM (YQLCa)

612 "anti style points" heh
in class I call them "negative brownie points"

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:20 PM (PaSAU)

613 684 Kratos, wait - you're near Pittsburgh and you think Old Milwaukee is the worst beer swill ever?  Oh no, oh no no no no.  That award goes to IC Light.

Never had that.  My first (and only) encounter with Old Milwaukee was when I 6, when my soon-to-be stepfather let me take 2 sips of his can as I was sitting on his lap.  Haven't touched it since. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2010 08:21 PM (c0A3e)

614 Kratos, if you've never had IC Light, then count your blessings - it is worse than Old Milwaukee, PBR and Keystone Light put together - fortunately the disaster is contained mostly to the 'Burgh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:23 PM (PaSAU)

615 well I'm going to bed too
g'night all
thanx all for the advice

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2010 08:25 PM (PaSAU)

616 You must of got one made from a rock that didn't roll...Little stagnation goin on.

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:20 AM (YQLCa)


friend bought a bucket at a sports bar and I couldn't stand it (plus it has no taste). I was pretty quick to get a Harp to wash the shit out of my mouth

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:25 PM (Ig1Wo)

617 630 What should be the theme for tomorrow's ONT?
Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:52 AM

Best and Worst cars ever made

Everyone has memories of them

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 08:25 PM (vdfwz)

618 691  Did you throw in a bid on a house yet? Hopefully you saw today's report on the Case-Schiller Index showing that home prices are still on the decline.
 
If you ain't in DC, the housing market still sux.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 08:26 PM (h0RtZ)

619 693 Kratos, if you've never had IC Light, then count your blessings - it is worse than Old Milwaukee, PBR and Keystone Light put together - fortunately the disaster is contained mostly to the 'Burgh
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2010 01:23 AM

Called "Arn City" by the locals

Schlitz always tasted like skunk piss, but Rheingold had to be the worst in the Northeast

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 08:28 PM (vdfwz)

620 I was pretty quick to get a Harp to wash the shit out of my mouth
Posted by: The Dude


Smart move.. I would agree RR tastes more like tainted water then beer..My old boss and sailing mate use to drink PBR and would always get the effect you experienced only it was out the other end.. I usually went for the skunk piss Molsen.. 

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:30 PM (Sjs3G)

621 I usually went for the skunk piss Molsen.. 

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:30 AM (Sjs3G)


I can thankfully say that I've never had Molsen (which is interesting considering all of the shit beers I've had in my life)

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:32 PM (Ig1Wo)

622 damn, went through my last $50 itunes card already

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:34 PM (Ig1Wo)

623 Schlitz always tasted like skunk piss Never had Schlitz. Molson is skunk piss?

Posted by: fluffy likes PBR & Rolling Rock at December 29, 2010 08:35 PM (SwkdU)

624 Rheingold had to be the worst in the Northeast
Posted by: kbdabear


Oh ya.. that was the favorite when we were running to NY in the high school days..

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:35 PM (Sjs3G)

625 Molson is skunk piss? Posted by: fluffy likes PBR & Rolling Rock



Frozen skunk piss, that's why it's only made in Canada...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:37 PM (Sjs3G)

626 Time to head home and crack open a can of thawed skunk piss. See you insomniacs in an hour, or so

Posted by: fluffy likes PBR & Rolling Rock at December 29, 2010 08:40 PM (SwkdU)

627 See you insomniacs in an hour, or so


Till later fluffy...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:42 PM (Sjs3G)

628 hmm pickled herring

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:44 PM (Ig1Wo)

629 708 hmm pickled herring
Posted by: The Dude



and another rolling rock? that could be a dangerous combo...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 08:52 PM (Sjs3G)

630 Rosario Dawson is on Conan in some little nightie thingie.  She keeps leaning over and lifting up her ass.  Nice legs.  They go all the way up.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 08:52 PM (KUtEE)

631 and another rolling rock? that could be a dangerous combo...

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:52 AM (Sjs3G)


haha, drinking some Leininkugal Honey Weiss

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:56 PM (Ig1Wo)

632 617 GnuBreed I actually don't mind paying for the replacement motherboard, I just wish I didn't have to tell my boss that I was a complete dumbass -------- Blame it on eddies in the time-space continuum.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 29, 2010 08:56 PM (6fER6)

633 still funny even if he is over-reacting a bit
http://tinyurl.com/32aulv2

Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2010 08:59 PM (Ig1Wo)

634 Nice legs.  They go all the way up. Posted by: rdbrewer


nothing like a nice set of gams heading to a nice toosh...well boobies ain't bad either.  She appears to know the art of using her assets.

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 09:07 PM (Tv5bF)

635 Best and Worst cars ever made
How about tractors?

Posted by: rachel corrie at December 29, 2010 09:11 PM (2rOwc)

636 How about tractors?
Posted by: rachel corrie


Tractors would be different ... My neighbor has rebuilt like 4 old Cockshutts and one old spoke wheel John Deere he got so attached he can't sell them which was his original intent.

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 09:17 PM (Tv5bF)

637 Posted by: rachel corrie


Or did you mean bulldozers???

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 09:20 PM (Tv5bF)

638 yo yo yo

Posted by: fluffy, skunk piss recycler at December 29, 2010 09:59 PM (4Kl5M)

639 718 yo yo yo Posted by: fluffy, skunk piss recycle




Working it's way thru ya eh? Best way to drink Molsen is from a frosted mug right out of the freezer.. I always kept like 4 in the ice box..

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:16 PM (3BpnN)

640
I loves me some  thawed skunk piss. Hurry back Fluffy! Mines still frozen.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (1rflU)

641 721
I loves me some  thawed skunk piss. Hurry back Fluffy! Mines still frozen.

Posted by: sickinmass



Hey SiM what's up tonight/this morning??

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:39 PM (3BpnN)

642
Hi beanervt..
Wife went to Noo Yawk last evening and I deconstructed Christmas.
Just wrapped that up. I put post-it notes on the plastic totes when we set up, so everything is in its proper place and she won't be pissed! At. me.

Could use that skunk piss about now.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (1rflU)

643
Obamunism - Full Metal Racket. Why did we elect a muslim for president?

/

Posted by: sickinmass at December 29, 2010 10:50 PM (1rflU)

644 she won't be pissed! At. me.
Could use that skunk piss about now.


Good idea, since less being pissed on is really good...skunk piss for you...



Obamunism - Full Metal Racket.


Movie or paper back??

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:58 PM (t3txm)

645 Wife went to Noo Yawk


To the cleaned out streets I hope... or was it not the city?

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:59 PM (t3txm)

646 woof

Posted by: fluffy, pawn pusher at December 29, 2010 11:02 PM (4Kl5M)

647 727 woof Posted by: fluffy, pawn pusher



Playing chess with the dog???

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 11:13 PM (M5w1r)

648
The City, yes. Took our daughter home with her Christmas loot.

Hey fluffy. Happy new year to You and beanervt.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (1rflU)

649 730 Do not make me taunt you a second time.
Posted by: s☺me French Knight


Just saw Monty last week.. thats the 3rd good thing for having BBC. Top Gear, Doc Who, and old Monty flicks...

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 11:28 PM (M5w1r)

650 Hey fluffy. Happy new year to You and beanervt.
Posted by: sickinmass


Happy New Year SiM

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 11:30 PM (M5w1r)

651 Morning all, which thread are we hanging on?

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:13 AM (M9Ie6)

652 734 Morning all, which thread are we hanging on?
Posted by: Vic


Mornin Vic, I'm here the others seemed dead..

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 12:15 AM (Nq05I)

653 Morning, nice and warm here today. Temps are actually going up now after bottoming at 24.7.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:18 AM (M9Ie6)

654 This new Chinese missile has been the news rage now for weeks. I keep asking myself why?  Carrier killer missile is that new. The Russians didn't have one during the cold war or now?

I have some real news for the news people; this ain't new and the Chinese have the same problem the Russians had, you have to find the carrier first, and then you have to hit it while it is moving. Finding it is tough, hitting any kind of a moving target with a ballistic missile is even tougher since you have almost zero control over it once it is launched.

Ballistic missiles are not the big threat to the carriers so what is the end game here with all this publicity?

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:22 AM (M9Ie6)

655 And no Christine O'Donnell is not under investigation AGAIN. This investigation has already been done once and she was cleared. This is just BS harassment by the same slimy bastards as always.

We Morons need to quit giving them airtime.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:24 AM (M9Ie6)

656 22 here, up to 41 New Years. Finally your warmer but not by much.hehee

and on the Missile if it finds the carrier group it will have to go through defense ships armament and anti missiles plus the gattling guns on the carrier and surrounding ships..

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (Nq05I)

657 On to the news; we see the liar 'n chief has bypassed congress yet again nominating an ambassador to Syria and two other places.

They gave Busy a ration of shit for nominating one in 8 years, Bolton. Sometimes I just want to scream about the MFM.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:27 AM (M9Ie6)

658 it will have to go through defense ships armament and anti missiles plus the gattling guns on the carrier and surrounding ships..

I'm sure the idea is to use a nuke. But as I said finding it is tough. Its a big ocean. Once you find it and launch we would know almost immediately and a carrier can move a long ways in the 30 or 40 minutes travel time.

A ship killer ballistic missile is a waste of money. I'm glad some other countries are having problems with logical procurement. Obviously someone has a nephew in the ballistic missile business or this whole thing is a false flag operation designed to hide something else.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:31 AM (M9Ie6)

659 anti missiles plus the gattling guns on the carrier and surrounding ships..


Or more specific Rafael, Aegis missile systems and the Phalanx

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 12:32 AM (rXkt6)

660 Obviously someone has a nephew in the ballistic missile business


Well in China's case it keeps some of the billion peeps in a job...

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 12:34 AM (rXkt6)

661

Nation's largest racist organization shows it true colors again

The South Carolina NAACP will use its annual January State House rally to oppose cuts to state health care and education programs as well as a proposed Arizona-style immigration bill.

The Martin Luther King Jr. Day rally also will renew the S.C. NAACPÂ’s call to remove the Confederate flag from the State House grounds and for groups to boycott S.C. tourism until the flag is placed in a museum, S.C. chapter president Lonnie Randolph said Wednesday.

The National Association for Advancement of Communism will hold it annual rally to fight for wealth redistribution and its resistance to all things dealing with confederate history.

This while celebrating a figure who gave up civil rights in the last years of his efforts to fight against the U.S. in the Vietnam war and help communist causes all over the nation. Black Liberation Theology wasn't born with Jeremiah Wright.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 12:52 AM (M9Ie6)

662 for groups to boycott S.C. tourism



Probably would make the tourist attractions more attractable to the tourist if they did boycott.. and your right both with them being Raciest and Commies..No more free rides.. 

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:11 AM (QtCFV)

663
My favorite letter writer strikes again:

Editor:

Once every two years on the first day of the new Senate there is an opportunity for the senators to change the rules of the Senate and get rid of rules like the filibuster that allow the minority to rule over the majority. On Jan. 5 on a simple majority vote, they could choose to end the abuses of power that have caused the people to despise Congress so much.

The Democrats have the votes to make it happen, but it would end their power to abuse the system if they should become a minority. You would think that Republicans might be in favor of change as well and maybe some Republicans might help vote in the rule changes.

Marc Perkel

Gilroy, Calif.


Posted by: Ed Anger at December 30, 2010 01:19 AM (7+pP9)

664 We used to have a guy like that in our local paper except he railed against big spending politicians here and in DC and he didn't send his missives all over the country.

His letters disappeared when the paper was bought out by the McClatchy group.

Imagine that.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 01:23 AM (M9Ie6)

665 Asshole on Fox now talking about NASA spending 500 million dollars on a program that has been canceled because Congress didn't pass a budget.

They are blaming Congress fighting over budget instead of NASA.

My take, eliminate NASA, they no longer have a mission anyway.

Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 01:27 AM (M9Ie6)

666 My take, eliminate NASA, they no longer have a mission anyway


Well 0bozo did give them a make mooselims feel good and greenieweenie agenda, wonder if it was money for those endeavors?? Can em if that's the new mission, we don't need NASA to become National ASS Association

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:33 AM (ylgC/)

667 744
The National Association for Advancement of Communism will hold it annual rally to fight for wealth redistribution and its resistance to all things involving personal responsibility, educating oneself and holding down a steady job dealing with confederate history.
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2010 05:52 AM (M9Ie6)

James Cyburn (D, Slackers, and proud holder of sop leadership position) will be there, of course.



Posted by: ya2daup at December 30, 2010 01:35 AM (yRrAd)

668

750 My take, eliminate NASA, they no longer have a mission anyway

They used to launch GPS satellites. I guess the Air Force could do that, however.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 30, 2010 01:52 AM (7+pP9)

669
Former FBI agent Ryan Seese was ordered to spend one month to nearly two years bars for spying on women in bathrooms in Derry Township.  The sentence was handed down Tuesday morning.  Prosecutors called it appropriately harsh.

As part of his sentence, Seese must also spend three years on county probation and he is not allowed to be on the property of any school, daycare center, playground or park.

Police said Seese hid in the stall of a girl's bathroom at Hershey Middle School back in May and peered over the wall to watch a 14-year-old girl. They also said in February he went into a ladies' bathroom at the Granada Gym in Derry Township.  Police said there were two victims in that case.

Tuesday's sentence includes both the incidents at the gym and the incident at the middle school.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 30, 2010 02:00 AM (7+pP9)

670 Former FBI agent Ryan Seese was ordered to spend



Probably could get a job for TSA once he gets out...

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 02:18 AM (ylgC/)

671 . I guess the Air Force could do that, however.
Posted by: Ed Anger



anything they can't do other countries will rent us a boost out for cheaper then we can do it anyway... Win Win

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 02:24 AM (ylgC/)

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