April 29, 2011

Overnight Thread-Emergency Chaos Edition [CDR M]
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Evenin' Moron Nation and welcome to another weekend. Genghis seems to have been tasered while trying to chug a can of beer while upside down so I'm stepping into the breach to fill in.

Well, I guess there was some kind of big wedding today. This picture kind of stood out to me. Coincidence?

With our economy headin' down the tubes and inflation rearing it's ugly head, I thought it might be beneficial to perhaps share some super frugal cooking recipes to help stretch out that dollar just a tad bit. This tip was sent in from Haiti. They are called Dirt Cookies. Just need butter, salt and, um, dirt. Yeah, dirt!


Curious where Ace has been? I think this headline may explain:
Ace, "De Niro" Unlikely Heroes of Japan Nuclear Crisis

"I spend several hours each day thinking about Ace or watching his clips," one online follower said on a message board dedicated to Ace.
"I think his rich expressions and the unpredictability of his actions, as well as his voice and fingers, are sources of his charm," one said.


WTF?
And why did no one just say NO to her.

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Speaking of doom. Here's a nice little write up with pretty graphics showing just how boned Michigan is and how the State Workers there are livin' a pretty good life. Helpful Facts About Michigan's Public Sector.
The average teacher salary in Michigan has risen for 13 consecutive years, to $63,445 for unionized teachers in conventional districts (excluding charters). The average salary for private school teachers nationally is $39,700; when including benefits, the disparity is even greater.

Ever wonder how the word Boob came about? Well wonder no more.


h/t Theo Spark


Pretty interesting read on The Economics Of Death Star Planet Destruction. I'm sure Krugman would approve.
What’s the economic calculus behind the Empire’s tactic of A) building a Death Star, B) intimidating planets into submission with the threat of destruction, and C) actually carrying through with said destruction if the planet doesn’t comply?

Doesn’t the Empire take a huge economic loss from the lost productivity of an entire planet? They were presumably paying taxes and providing resources to the rest of the Empire. Presumably the loss of that planet’s output would have to be made up by increased output from other planets that were either slacking in productivity due to rebellion or threatening to rebel and withdraw from the Empire altogether. It doesn’t seem to make good economic sense.


Today's beastly duel. Dog vs Duckling.

I read this last weekend and I am pissed that it wasn't the screenplay that they used for the movie Tombstone. The 4th Draft For Tombstone by Kevin Jarre. This is so much better than what made it to the screen. I especially liked the part where Wyatt Earp rides into the Cowboy camp all by himself to get back his stallion that the Cowboy's had stolen from him the day after knocking Curly Bill out for shooting the sheriff. This might've made Tombstone the greatest western of all.

I don't think today's TV shows that still do a theme song can touch the theme songs from the 70's and 80's but here are 15 Shows That Still Have A Theme Song. I have to say that Hardcastle and McCormick was pretty catchy.


This Day In History The Oldsmobile died in 2004 (too bad GM didn't follow). Union captures New Orleans in 1862. Dachau was liberated in 1945. Riots Erupt Following The Rodney King Verdict in LA in 1992. Nixon announces the release of the White House Watergate tapes in 1974. And that 'roided out pitcher Roger Clemens struck out 20 batters in one game in 1986. You think he was doing steroids back then or later? Operation Frequent Wind begins in 1975 (sounds like code for an Obama speech).

Well fellow 'rons, that's all I got. It's Friday, bottoms up and time to relax!


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1 Finally!

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 05:15 PM (6neGz)

2 Cool bumper sticker:

Prove it. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:16 PM (c0A3e)

3 2 Cool bumper sticker:

Prove it.

That is good.  I like the one I saw a couple weeks ago: "Will Rogers Never Met Obama"

Posted by: Wild Bill at April 29, 2011 05:18 PM (nap8Y)

4 Evening all. 

I never got the appeal of James Dean. But I guess he's a damned sight better than Marlon Brando.

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2011 05:19 PM (pW2o8)

5 James Dean as Han Solo?

Um, no.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:20 PM (YxBuk)

6 I watched some of the royal wedding replay. I actually thought it was sweet and lovely. It was nice to see some tradition in jolly Old England. And Christian tradition to boot.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:21 PM (YxBuk)

7 Val Kilmer makes about three Doc Hollidays now.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 05:22 PM (6zFxS)

8 Okay, which one of you Morons is responsible for this theft?

"Law don't go around here . . . savvy?"  Who knew Obama was the second coming of Ike Clanton?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:23 PM (CqUlX)

9 7 So "Ice Man" is now the milkshake man?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 29, 2011 05:23 PM (cDRYC)

10 Clemens wasn't on roids in 86(probably).Seems he started later as his age started to catch up with him.Look at his stats,he all of a sudden starts pitching like his dominant self at about 36.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:23 PM (L7K+f)

11 6 I watched some of the royal wedding replay. I actually thought it was sweet and lovely. It was nice to see some tradition in jolly Old England. And Christian tradition to boot.

Kate seems like a real person, instead of some bred-to-be-royalty snob.  And despite what people say, I think Prince William is a decent sort.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:24 PM (CqUlX)

12 Great news from Portland, Oregon! I saw two women wearing niqab in a mall today - the first time I've ever seen that in Portland. Good that assimilation is working **so** well...

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at April 29, 2011 05:24 PM (Hu/Da)

13 WTF?  Add this to all the "Obama is a Muslim" speculation:

Justice Dept. Attorney: Obama Administration May Sue States to Stop Them From Banning Sharia Law…

/Or Sissypants is "merely" a Whore for the Caliphate. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:24 PM (c0A3e)

14 Oh, James Dean. I thought it was one of them ambiguously gay guys from those sparkly vampire/werewolf movies.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 29, 2011 05:24 PM (iYwUw)

15

 Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 10:15 PM (6neGz)

Looks like I can offer you a drink after all.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 29, 2011 05:25 PM (dWPyO)

16 Thank God. Bring on the levity. So what shall we discuss: Circumcisions or asparagus?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:25 PM (YEwSM)

17 Many years ago when my sister was a kid she used to eat dirt all the time. My mother took her to the Doctor and he said it's fine, let her, as long as she ate her meals.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:25 PM (th0op)

18 Why, Johnny Ringo! You look like you just stepped over someone's grave.

Posted by: ErikW at April 29, 2011 05:26 PM (/9K4i)

19 13 WTF?  Add this to all the "Obama is a Muslim" speculation:

Justice Dept. Attorney: Obama Administration May Sue States to Stop Them From Banning Sharia Law…



Jesus.  There was a story on Drudge today saying Obama granted citizenship to three people convicted of terror-related crimes!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:26 PM (CqUlX)

20 WTF?  Add this to all the "Obama is a Muslim" speculation:

Justice Dept. Attorney: Obama Administration May Sue States to Stop Them From Banning Sharia Law…

/Or Sissypants is "merely" a Whore for the Caliphate. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 10:24 PM

I will go with option B.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 05:26 PM (6zFxS)

21 12 Great news from Portland, Oregon! I saw two women wearing niqab in a mall today - the first time I've ever seen that in Portland. Of course, I'll be told by good local liberals that it's just the same as getting a tattoo - it's just a trendy lifestyle choice!

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at April 29, 2011 05:26 PM (Hu/Da)

22 Operation Frequent Wind begins in 1975


Operation Frequent Wind is gonna re-start as soon as i get back from Taco Bell.

Posted by: booger at April 29, 2011 05:26 PM (9RFH1)

23 So what shall we discuss: Circumcisions or asparagus?

Can we perform circumcisions of the asparagus?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:27 PM (CqUlX)

24 I saw a Sox game in Fenway back in 87. Roger was pitching. My luck held true: he got his ass kicked big time; 18-9, I think. Geddy hit a homer! When Clemens was bad he was megabad. He lost games like like ace sheds in the Spring.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 05:27 PM (nLQvb)

25 Kate seems like a real person, instead of some bred-to-be-royalty snob.  And despite what people say, I think Prince William is a decent sort.

That's my feeling too. She's one of those lucky girls who grew up and married a prince. (I still wouldn't marry a prince, but I like the fairy tale aspect of it.)

Mark Steyn was remarking on it today, that she's a commoner who may one day get to be queen, something that's really unheard of. He also pointed out that it used to anyone could grow up to be president, but within recent years we've only been selecting those with higher pedigrees from the Ivy Leagues...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:27 PM (YxBuk)

26 Obama hates women, so the sharia law thing is a natural for him.

Prick. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 29, 2011 05:27 PM (pW2o8)

27 10 Actually his rejuvenation starts at 34 after 4 lack luster seasons age 30-33.He suddenly finds the fountain of youth(syringe of youth?).

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:27 PM (L7K+f)

28

Good Evening Moronettes and Morons:

Clearly, Paul Kruggman was behind the economic theory of the Death Star.

 

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 05:28 PM (OWjjx)

29 6 I watched some of the royal wedding replay. I actually thought it was sweet and lovely. It was nice to see some tradition in jolly Old England. And Christian tradition to boot.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:21 PM

I agree, glad to see the masses of Union Jacks being waved by the crowd. Probably the last time their socialist government will allow that since it upsets the muzzies

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:28 PM (vdfwz)

30 He also pointed out that it used to anyone could grow up to be president, but within recent years we've only been selecting those with higher pedigrees from the Ivy Leagues...


And look where that got us . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:28 PM (CqUlX)

31 Can we perform circumcisions of the asparagus? Hmm, think you can get the moel(?) out to do it? Or maybe Texas Jew could do it for us?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:29 PM (YEwSM)

32 Jesus.  There was a story on Drudge today saying Obama granted citizenship to three people convicted of terror-related crimes!

Wonderful, *sighs*.  How fortunate that we have such keen-eyed eagles standing vigil over the gates of this country...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:29 PM (c0A3e)

33 27 Obama hates women, so the sharia law thing is a natural for him.

Luckily, he didn't marry one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:29 PM (CqUlX)

34 The earthquake in Haiti was in 2010, right? Have they rebuilt anything yet? Anything at all? Or are they still waiting for FEMA?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:29 PM (YxBuk)

35

Actually his rejuvenation starts at 34 after 4 lack luster seasons age 30-33.He suddenly finds the fountain of youth(syringe of youth?).

Clemens probably started juicing sometime around his second season in Toronto.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 05:29 PM (OWjjx)

36 Hi. I hereby solemnly swear not to say a word about ianaday tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (RZ8pf)

37 33 Jesus.  There was a story on Drudge today saying Obama granted citizenship to three people convicted of terror-related crimes!

Wonderful, *sighs*.  How fortunate that we have such keen-eyed eagles standing vigil over the gates of this country.


Here's the story.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (CqUlX)

38 Frustrating thing about Clemens and Bonds is that they were both pretty sure HoF players without steroids.Clemens has been the most militant denier,despite his best friend Andy Pettite admitting he got hgh from Clemen's trainer.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (L7K+f)

39 I first thought James Dean, as well

g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (JMmQ9)

40 glad to see the masses of Union Jacks being waved by the crowd. There were more than a few featuring the cross of st george too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (YEwSM)

41 glad to see the masses of Union Jacks being waved by the crowd

Yes! That too! That made me feel a little better about the country. A little bit of daylight before the dark.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (YxBuk)

42 You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart.

Posted by: James Dean on September 30, 1955 at April 29, 2011 05:30 PM (FYCiJ)

43

The earthquake in Haiti was in 2010, right? Have they rebuilt anything yet? Anything at all? Or are they still waiting for FEMA?

Its not their fault. George Bush hates black people......or something.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 05:31 PM (OWjjx)

44 If anyone mentions birth certificates I swear to God I will punch you in the nuts.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:31 PM (+pEDS)

45 20 13 WTF?  Add this to all the "Obama is a Muslim" speculation:
Justice Dept. Attorney: Obama Administration May Sue States to Stop Them From Banning Sharia Law…
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 10:26 PM

And yet the gay bloc won't catch the irony and will enthusiastically campaign for him and donate tons of cash to him for the bone of DOMA and DADT that he threw them. Plus the gay rights crowd is Leftist first, gay second

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:31 PM (vdfwz)

46 The average teacher salary in Michigan has risen for 13 consecutive years, to $63,445 for unionized teachers in conventional districts (excluding charters). The average salary for private school teachers nationally is $39,700; when including benefits, the disparity is even greater.

So how do the NEA types justify price fixing to get over $20K more for a job then it is worth?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2011 05:32 PM (bgcml)

47

 I watched some of the royal wedding replay.

I knew the kiss was coming, but will she take it in the shitter?

Posted by: Prince Charles at April 29, 2011 05:32 PM (+x6bN)

48 Plus the gay rights crowd is Leftist first, gay second

Until their conversion to conservatism moments before thy are beheaded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:33 PM (CqUlX)

49 I will punch you in the nuts. Posted by: Dumb_Blonde You should have sock puppeted cartman for that one!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:33 PM (YEwSM)

50 45 If anyone mentions birth certificates I swear to God I will punch you in the nuts.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 10:31 PM (+pEDS)

The BC file is layered, you know.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2011 05:33 PM (FYCiJ)

51 DeMarco Murray! What the fuck?

Posted by: Samuel Adams, 40 year Cowboys fan at April 29, 2011 05:33 PM (EcDgd)

52 47, Apparently you have never taught a class of Middle schoolers.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 29, 2011 05:33 PM (cDRYC)

53 45 If anyone mentions birth certificates I swear to God I will punch you in the nuts.

My favorite city?  Vancouver, B.C.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:34 PM (CqUlX)

54 It doesn’t seem to make good economic sense.

At least in MoO2, you could have one of the other planets in the system make an artificial planet from the debris. With some planning this got you a bigger planet than you started with, and it was the only way to get rid of "Toxic" atmospheres.

Posted by: Methos blew up so many planets back in the day at April 29, 2011 05:34 PM (uqJo6)

55 Mmmm, dirt cookies.

Want so kaopectate to go with that? Salt, or maybe some iron, etc.?

Don't call them morons for nothing.

Posted by: Druid at April 29, 2011 05:34 PM (RnujI)

56 The BC file is layered, you know. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States So its wearing a cup?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:34 PM (YEwSM)

57 35 The earthquake in Haiti was in 2010, right? Have they rebuilt anything yet? Anything at all? Or are they still waiting for FEMA?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:29 PM

The Japanese rebuilt a freeway in a week. That was made possible because no NSA's were there to "help"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:34 PM (vdfwz)

58 Smart military blog?  Dude, active duty peeps know that possessive "its" takes no apostrophe.  CDR M besmirches the Navy.  Again.

Posted by: Brennan at April 29, 2011 05:34 PM (I8mlP)

59 45 If anyone mentions birth certificates I swear to God I will punch you in the nuts.

Birth Certificate!

Posted by: booger takes whatever girly action he can get at April 29, 2011 05:35 PM (9RFH1)

60 hi all
lol your Queen/Mask photo comparison is awesum

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 05:35 PM (7mSYS)

61 And yet the gay bloc won't catch the irony and will enthusiastically campaign for him and donate tons of cash to him for the bone of DOMA and DADT that he threw them. Plus the gay rights crowd is Leftist first, gay second

Ain't that the damn truth.  Ever hear of the Queers for Palestine group?  If that isn't a primo example of a paradox or oxymoron in a group name (other than commie countries having official names like the Democratic Republic of North Korea), I don't know what is. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:35 PM (c0A3e)

62 So its wearing a cup?

A what?

Posted by: Barry at April 29, 2011 05:35 PM (FYCiJ)

63 Ain't that the damn truth.  Ever hear of the Queers for Palestine group?  If that isn't a primo example of a paradox or oxymoron in a group name (other than commie countries having official names like the Democratic Republic of North Korea), I don't know what is.

Hey!  Stop making fun!

Posted by: Catholics For Islam at April 29, 2011 05:36 PM (CqUlX)

64 I watched some of the royal wedding replay. I actually thought it was sweet and lovely. It was nice to see some tradition in jolly Old England. And Christian tradition to boot.

Me too. They seem a lovely young couple and I wish them well. And since I'm old enough (sigh) to remember the wedding of Diana and Charles it made me a little nostalgic. Of course I was a starry eyed romantic young teenager then. Now I'm an embittered forty-something

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:36 PM (+pEDS)

65 OK, who was the douchebag that decided to decorate the nave of Westminster Abbey with trees? The place looked like a shopping mall. Was it the douchebag Prince "I'm so fashionably Green" Charles? But I repeat myself...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:36 PM (kUaEF)

66 I miss the good old days of baseball when pitchers just kept emery boards in their pocket.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:36 PM (th0op)

67 If anyone mentions birth certificates I swear to God I will punch you in the nuts. Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 10:31 PM (+pEDS) My BC is from Massachusetts and the Commonwealth provides them on scented paper. I chose strawberry-jasmine.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 05:36 PM (nLQvb)

68 I knew the kiss was coming, but will she take it in the shitter?

That's why you had to have Camilla? I would have done that if you hadn't insisted on me licking it afterwards.

Posted by: Zombie Princess Di at April 29, 2011 05:37 PM (EcDgd)

69 A what? Posted by: Barry Don;t worry about it for now. If M'Chel ever takes them out of her purse and gives them back to you. we'll explain the concept.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:37 PM (YEwSM)

70 67 Or slathered the ball with snot.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:37 PM (L7K+f)

71 I chose strawberry-jasmine.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Catholics For Islam at April 29, 2011 05:37 PM (CqUlX)

72 49 Plus the gay rights crowd is Leftist first, gay second

Until their conversion to conservatism moments before thy are beheaded.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 10:33 PM

No, the light doesn't even hit then. Until the blade goes all the way through they're sure that the biggest threat to their existence are Sarah Palin and conservative Christians

Obama of course is absolved, because they're so smart and hip they could NEVER conceive of possessing fatal misjudgement

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (vdfwz)

73 Was it the douchebag Prince "I'm so fashionably Green" Charles? But I repeat myself...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 10:36 PM (kUaEF)


Probably. they said he was very involved in planning the whole thing and yep, they trees looked really stupid.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (th0op)

74 is anyone else participating in the "post-it note campaign" or something similar?

Or are we not doing politics tonight? I got here late and didn't get a program

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (JMmQ9)

75 Would Jesus Christ have been born B.C?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (yQWNf)

76 71 67 Or slathered the ball with snot.

You put snot on the ball?

Posted by: Rick "Wild Thing: Vaughn at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (CqUlX)

77 Look, before anyone asks, Palpatine was a fucking idiot. I'm done apologizing for that asshole. He turned a Galactic Empire into a joke.

Seriously, dude, installing yourself as titular head of a republic too lazy to overthrow you does not an empire build.

You spend all the money, your disgruntled apprentice throws you in a generator pit, *poof* it's all over, because nobody really liked you anyway.

Man, this office is sparse. I gotta go buy a lamp or some fish or something. BBL.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (bxiXv)

78 Don;t worry about it for now. If M'Chel ever takes them out of her purse naturally-attached scrotal sack and gives them back to you. we'll explain the concept.

Snarl.

Posted by: M'Chel, Daughter of Duras at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (FYCiJ)

79 You should have sock puppeted cartman for that one!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 10:33 PM (YEwSM)

Heh. Bebe, I wanted to make sure they knew I was serious!

But I see I should have known better than to issue a threat to morons



Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:38 PM (+pEDS)

80 76 Would Jesus Christ have been born B.C?

And where is HIS berf certifikit?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:39 PM (CqUlX)

81

Posted by: Catholics For Islam at April 29, 2011 10:36 PM (CqUlX)

Are you serious?  *slaps forehead*.  Are these fools mad and/or self-hating?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:39 PM (c0A3e)

82 Somebody mention a B.C.?

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Hart at April 29, 2011 05:39 PM (FYCiJ)

83 OK, who was the douchebag that decided to decorate the nave of Westminster Abbey with trees?

Kate wanted them because she wanted it to look like an English garden.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:40 PM (YxBuk)

84 Hey peasants, did you see the NFL resumed the lockout? I hope they lost the key, I'd hate to actually have to go out there and prove how awesome I am

Posted by: Cam Newton at April 29, 2011 05:40 PM (vdfwz)

85 76 Would Jesus Christ have been born B.C? Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 10:38 PM (yQWNf) No, that would be BCE" "Before the - allegedly - Common Era". Heh. Not even "Christian Era," but common era. Common to whom? Muzzies? Hindus?? God, I can never hate liberals enough for this kind of horseshit.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:40 PM (kUaEF)

86 DrewM. certainly enjoys gloating over morons.Just sayin'.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:40 PM (L7K+f)

87

I have to show my birth certificate on Monday to sign up for a contract job. (I don't have nuts, I figure I'm safe)

And for Pete's sake, I thought the Abbey looked like a magical forest, not a shopping mall.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 05:40 PM (RZ8pf)

88 Are you serious?  *slaps forehead*.  Are these fools mad and/or self-hating?

No, a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:40 PM (CqUlX)

89 If anyone mentions birth certificates I swear to God I will punch you in the nuts.

Birth Certificate!

I had to laugh today when I was going through boxes after my move. When I went on a cruise in '04 I had to have a birth certificate (now you need a passport), so after that I put it in a box and thought I had lost it. While going through the boxes, I found it and laughed when I read at the top "certificate of live birth." Not a birther.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 05:41 PM (EcDgd)

90 I watched some of the royal wedding replay. I knew the kiss was coming, but will she take it in the shitter? Posted by: Prince Charles at April 29, 2011 10:32 PM (+x6bN) Are you kidding? She has a world-class strap-on collection. His safe word is "Dinsdale"

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 05:41 PM (nLQvb)

91 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 10:38 PM (bxiXv)

Thread winning rant!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:41 PM (CqUlX)

92 88 A kick to a woman's crotch can be quite as disabling.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:41 PM (L7K+f)

93 78 Look, before anyone asks, Palpatine was a fucking idiot. I'm done apologizing for that asshole. He turned a Galactic Empire into a joke.

Word. 

Posted by: Grand Admiral Thrawn at April 29, 2011 05:41 PM (c0A3e)

94 It's not Princess Di, it's Princess Died, dahling.

Posted by: Ex-Republican genius at April 29, 2011 05:42 PM (le5qc)

95 Posted by: M'Chel, Daughter of Duras at April 29, 2011 10:38 PM (FYCiJ)

I knew she looked like the Duras sisters! It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:42 PM (YxBuk)

96 69 I knew the kiss was coming, but will she take it in the shitter? *sniff* Why, that's sheer poetry! *sniff*

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:42 PM (kUaEF)

97 Delta - pour me one.  Make it quick.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 05:42 PM (6neGz)

98 93 88 A kick to a woman's crotch can be quite as disabling.

And sexy!

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 29, 2011 05:42 PM (CqUlX)

99 Oh,I have good news from Gushka: They got the halter on the sick mare today!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:42 PM (YEwSM)

100 You don't need one when you can make your own wine from water.

But could he make ripple?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2011 05:43 PM (CqUlX)

101 Would Jesus Christ have been born B.C?

And where is HIS berf certifikit?
---
Lemme see, I got it here somewhere...

Posted by: The angel Gabriel checking under a wing at April 29, 2011 05:43 PM (uqJo6)

102 93 88 A kick to a woman's crotch can be quite as disabling. Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 10:41 PM (L7K+f) You can say that again. My foot is killing me!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:43 PM (kUaEF)

103 At least in MoO2,

okay, so am I the only one who read that and immediately thought "molybdenum dioxide"?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 05:43 PM (7mSYS)

104 Once they do what terrorists do, the MBM will point fingers at who "didn't connect the dots"

None will be pointed at Sultan Jugears

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:44 PM (vdfwz)

105 They got the halter on the sick mare today!!!!

so you saw the royal wedding?

wait, what?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2011 05:44 PM (JMmQ9)

106 That was one episode of JKing of the Hill I hated.Bobby found out he could win fights against any bully just by kicking the kid in the crotch.Hank tried to explain that it was uncool to do,finally Bobby kicks Peggy which has no effect on her.Just wrong.Oh btw try kicking a good fighter in the nuts next time you are in a brawl.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:44 PM (L7K+f)

107 I didn't know Kate was allergic to horses. That must make family gatherings with Camilla somewhat difficult.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)

108 104 You always bring the funny.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:45 PM (L7K+f)

109 I thought the Abbey looked like a magical forest, not a shopping mall.

I didn't even notice the trees. I was watching Kate the whole time. She's just so freakin' pretty. I think she's much prettier than Diana.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:45 PM (YxBuk)

110 107 They got the halter on the sick mare today!!!! Sarah Jessica Parker showed up in a halter top?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:45 PM (kUaEF)

111 Hardcastle and McCormick..

I remember that show..  Brian Denahey always gave a solid performance..

Posted by: Dave C at April 29, 2011 05:46 PM (vvqFP)

112 Somebody mention a B.C.? Oh goody, we get to talk about my favorite band Big Country?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:46 PM (YEwSM)

113 108 That was one episode of JKing of the Hill I hated.Bobby found out he could win fights against any bully just by kicking the kid in the crotch.Hank tried to explain that it was uncool to do,finally Bobby kicks Peggy which has no effect on her.Just wrong.

But that worked for Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer .  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:46 PM (c0A3e)

114 The last think to go through Princess Dianna's mind before she passed away?  A Mercedes Benz headrest.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 05:46 PM (yQWNf)

115 The BC/AD to BCE/CE was a real bust eh? I don't know a single person who doesn't think the CE stands for Christian Era. Note to revisionists: If you intend to take Christ out of something you shouldn't use the letter C.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:46 PM (th0op)

116 so you saw the royal wedding?

oh, booo
Kate is a cutie

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 05:47 PM (7mSYS)

117 I had to show my driver's license to the bank today

Do I get some sort of Nobel Prize and testimonial dinner for being so awesome?


Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:47 PM (vdfwz)

118 115 You might be the only person in America who has seen(or admitsseeing)that movie.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:47 PM (L7K+f)

119 Hi everybody!  Have a cigar!

Posted by: (B)ill (C)linton at April 29, 2011 05:48 PM (FYCiJ)

120 Kate wanted them because she wanted it to look like an English garden. I thought they broke up all that empty, cavernous space nicely. it must be a chick thing. Now for the 'rons: the afterparty planned by Prince Harry & Pippa is supposedly featuring those gourmet roach coaches and specifically a BACON CENTRIC one!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:48 PM (YEwSM)

121 Seriously, dude, installing yourself as titular head of a republic too lazy to overthrow you does not an empire build.

I'm going to have to disagree.

Posted by: Julius Caeser at April 29, 2011 05:48 PM (bgcml)

122 Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 10:46 PM (th0op)

I'm kinda sad no one ever says "in the Year of Our Lord" anymore. Always thought that was kind of cool.

Do people know AD stands for Anno Domini?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:48 PM (YxBuk)

123 Oh btw try kicking a good fighter in the nuts next time you are in a brawl.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 10:44 PM (L7K+f)


Jaw 'em. When they get in your face, take both of your hands at waist level and quickly bring them up to their jaws. That will end the fight. Double-fisted undercuts when not expected can put a man in the hospital.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 05:48 PM (EcDgd)

124 118 The BC/AD to BCE/CE was a real bust eh? I don't know a single person who doesn't think the CE stands for Christian Era. Note to revisionists: If you intend to take Christ out of something you shouldn't use the letter C. Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 10:46 PM (th0op) Exactly. But beyond that... there is NOTHING "common" to non-Christians about numbering the years from the birth of Christ. DUH, Liberals!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:48 PM (kUaEF)

125 You don't need one when you can make your own wine from water.

Nothing to it. Pour it on a grapevine, wait a few months.

(3) Prophet!

Posted by: comatus at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (W5ilH)

126 I didn't even notice the trees. I was watching Kate the whole time. She's just so freakin' pretty. I think she's much prettier than Diana.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:45 PM (YxBuk)

You're average hairdresser is prettier than Diana. Kate is very pretty but very worn looking for 29.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (th0op)

127 Posted by: Catholics For Islam at April 29, 2011 10:36 PM (CqUlX)

Hey, we got your backs guys.

Posted by: Jews for National Socialism at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (bgcml)

128 Kate is a cutie

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 10:47 PM (7mSYS)

Best boobs money can buy.  Face?  Eh.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (1fanL)

129 I think she's much prettier than Diana.

Kate's okay, but I think Diana's looking better all the time.

Posted by: George Romero at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (FYCiJ)

130 I will not be baited tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (RZ8pf)

131 35 The earthquake in Haiti was in 2010, right? Have they rebuilt anything yet? Anything at all? Or are they still waiting for FEMA?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:29 PM (YxBuk)

Friend of mine did some work down there a few months ago.  Says minimal work has been done, lots of buildings still crumbling, as most of the people wont touch them as they are a very superstitious lot and seeings how theres a good chance bodies are in there...no touching that.  Pretty sad. 

Im hoping to hitch a ride next time he goes

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 29, 2011 05:49 PM (FIDMq)

132 107 They got the halter on the sick mare today!!!! Sarah Jessica Parker showed up in a halter top?! Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 10:45 PM (kUaEF) This is the stuff that should be on the Horse Channel, but no, all we get is crap about dog food and glue.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 05:50 PM (nLQvb)

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:50 PM (vdfwz)

134 (3) Prophet!
Posted by: comatus at April 29, 2011 10:49 PM

*snort*

well played (golf clap)

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2011 05:50 PM (JMmQ9)

135 A kick to a woman's crotch can be quite as disabling.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 10:41 PM (L7K+f)

Especially if you pop open the air valve.

/I'm sorry honey, really.

Posted by: Palin Steel at April 29, 2011 05:50 PM (bgcml)

136 126 Yeah,my point is,that a groin kick is very obvious and not easy to pull off.Women have the mistaken impression it will stop a guy in his tracks,it wont necessarily,even if it connects.I recommend a kick to the shin or inner knee and run for a woman.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (L7K+f)

137 Do people know AD stands for Anno Domini?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:48 PM (YxBuk)


They never really did unless they heard some Latin. Most people thought it meant after death.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (th0op)

138 Oh goody, we get to talk about my favorite band Big Country?

Why yes...http://tinyurl.com/2352uac

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (EcDgd)

139 so am I the only one who read that and immediately thought "molybdenum dioxide"? Other than eman? Yes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (YEwSM)

140 I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that Jim Carrey was relevant at one point.  Unlike Purse Lady.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (7utQ2)

141 Now for the 'rons: the afterparty planned by Prince Harry & Pippa is supposedly featuring those gourmet roach coaches and specifically a BACON CENTRIC one!!!!!!

I don't know which moron posted it on an earlier thread but they were dead on about the odds of Harry and Pippa hooking up tonight.

Although while I watched the wedding I kept thinking they'd make a cute couple too. Gawd, that wedding has turned me into a sap today.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (+pEDS)

142 Kate is very pretty but very worn looking for 29.

She is not worn for looking 29. I would still peg her for mid-20s. She's not like Lindsey Lohan who's younger than I am but looks like she's 40.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:51 PM (YxBuk)

143 121 115 You might be the only person in America who has seen(or admitsseeing)that movie.

So you're saying that  "Yor, Hunter from the Future" is better? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 05:52 PM (c0A3e)

144 I'm kinda sad no one ever says "in the Year of Our Lord" anymore. Always thought that was kind of cool. D Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:48 PM (YxBuk) Actually, Presidential proclamations and military commissions are still dated "In the Year of Our Lord XXXX and of the of the Independence of the United States of America 2XX."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:52 PM (kUaEF)

145 I recommend a kick to the shin or inner knee and run for a woman.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 10:51 PM (L7K+f)

Finger in the eye.  Hard.  But mostly run.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 05:52 PM (1fanL)

146

I had to show my driver's license to the bank today

Do I get some sort of Nobel Prize and testimonial dinner for being so awesome?

Nice try.  That was clearly impossible- the Dems have said time and again that we can't require photo ID's to vote because they're more rare than a five legged albino unicorn.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 29, 2011 05:52 PM (WRW1S)

147 Drop everything and watch Richard Quest and Anderson Cooper discuss wedding gowns on CNN. One of them will make a beautiful bride.

Posted by: Ex-Republican genius at April 29, 2011 05:52 PM (le5qc)

148

Beatrice and Eugenie should've had their wardrobe choices approved since they were sitting right behind the Queen.

And as a disgruntled Episcopalian I want to spit on the Archbishop of Canterbury. It is too bad the Queen hasn't inherited her ancestors' methods of dealing with affronts to the kingdom because that aging hippie deserved to have his head removed from his shoulders years ago.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 05:53 PM (RZ8pf)

149 She's not like Lindsey Lohan who's younger than I am but looks like she's 40.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:51 PM (YxBuk)

LiLo is only 17?  Who knew?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 05:53 PM (1fanL)

150 I will not be baited tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 10:49 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah, you try telling President Precedent that.

Posted by: Kal penn at April 29, 2011 05:54 PM (bgcml)

151 You're average hairdresser is prettier than Diana. Kate is very pretty but very worn looking for 29.

And she has pointy elbows.

For crissakes you morons are picky.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:54 PM (+pEDS)

152 Best boobs money can buy.  Face?  Eh.

Close enough?
(NSFW)

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 05:54 PM (7mSYS)

153

It burns! It burns!

You BASTARD.  You evil, evil bastard.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 29, 2011 05:54 PM (WRW1S)

154 After two weeks of tornado outbreaks, isn't it time Kratos took a little time off to golf?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:54 PM (vdfwz)

155 And as a disgruntled Episcopalian I want to spit on the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Yeah, I kept scowling at him when he was on the screen. I wondered if he believed a word he was saying. I don't understand why he doesn't just convert to Islam already.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:54 PM (YxBuk)

156

And why did no one just say NO to her.

Cuz daddy's been treating her like a princess her whole life.

Posted by: rockhead at April 29, 2011 05:55 PM (ZMHGo)

157 148 Depends on the distance.A kick is more powerful and can be gotten off quickly,even if the guy is holding you.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:55 PM (L7K+f)

158 She is not worn for looking 29. I would still peg her for mid-20s. She's not like Lindsey Lohan who's younger than I am but looks like she's 40.

I think LL looks older than me and I'm over 40.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:55 PM (+pEDS)

159 Drop everything and watch Richard Quest and Anderson Cooper discuss wedding gowns on CNN.

Doctoral dissertation topic:  The decision process that resulted in Anderson Cooper being dubbed a NEWS ANCHORtm.

It will replace Graham Allison's Groupthink as the definitive example of how people can be cosmically fucked up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (7utQ2)

160 After two weeks of tornado outbreaks, isn't it time Kratos took a little time off to golf?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 10:54 PM (vdfwz)

Dude, that's totally insensitive.

You realize my favorite golf course got trashed, right?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (bgcml)

161 She is not worn for looking 29. I would still peg her for mid-20s. She's not like Lindsey Lohan who's younger than I am but looks like she's 40.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:51 PM (YxBuk)


Not like that. She has a lot of wrinkles around her eyes. Maybe it was just lack of sleep of expecting and getting ready for the wedding.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (th0op)

162 CofE is a fucking joke.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (L7K+f)

163

Thanks for putting up the ONT on such short notice, CDR M!

PGIS, where is the contract job at? 

Editor, I'm going to help another friend pack up her house next week.  She's getting ready to move.  Do you guys still have your boxes?

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (ihSHD)

164 Yes.  Lindsay Lohan has been ridden hard and hung up wet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (yQWNf)

165
Close enough?
(NSFW)

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 10:54 PM (7mSYS)

Oh my.  She gets all kinds of bonus points for having a great personality.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 05:56 PM (1fanL)

166 I don't understand why he doesn't just convert to Islam already. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:54 PM (YxBuk) At least Archbishop Rowan doesn't gush over Islam like Prince Charles. If that douche becomes King, one of his titles will be "Defender of the Faith." Which faith, though?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 05:57 PM (kUaEF)

167 I feel really bad for Fergie's daughters. What a nightmare.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 05:57 PM (th0op)

168 so am I the only one who read that and immediately thought "molybdenum dioxide"? Other than eman? Yes. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 10:51 PM (YEwSM) Actually, I don't believe in Molybdenum.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 05:57 PM (nLQvb)

169 Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 10:54 PM (7mSYS)

Boobehs, nice!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 05:57 PM (EcDgd)

170 Except for Princess Beatrice's weird hat, I loved that many of the ladies were wearing hats. The whole thing was just an upscale, classy affair. I love seeing those.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 05:58 PM (YxBuk)

171 148 Depends on the distance.A kick is more powerful and can be gotten off quickly,even if the guy is holding you.

Silly me. I just prefer a 9mm

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 05:58 PM (+pEDS)

172 148 Depends on the distance.A kick is more powerful and can be gotten off quickly,even if the guy is holding you.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 10:55 PM (L7K+f)

Agreed, kicks are best.  A woman never wants to close with a man.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 05:58 PM (1fanL)

173 Why Ike, maybe poker's not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 05:58 PM (7zt2W)

174 175 Best choice of all.Not everyone gets to carry one though.Thanks Dems!!

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2011 05:58 PM (L7K+f)

175 170 Ah, Princess Beatrice. Shoes are nice, skirt's okay, blouse is strange, hat is JFDSLKMVCSIO

Sorry, just went temporarily blind. Is she wearing a door knocker?

No, Princess Beatrice is wearing something else.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 05:58 PM (7mSYS)

176

Mark Steyn was remarking on it today, that she's a commoner who may one day get to be queen, something that's really unheard of. He also pointed out that it used to anyone could grow up to be president, but within recent years we've only been selecting those with higher pedigrees from the Ivy Leagues...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 10:27 PM (YxBuk)

Um, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought she would never be queen.  I mean isn't it still Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip?

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (oVQFe)

177 ThinkProgress, Huffblo and the other Lefty Creep blogs are fapping themselves over those "ignorant racist denialists in Alabama getting what they deserve"

Since a ton of them live in California, I hope the next brushfire or earthquake destroys their blissful homes. You'll know because they're the ones bawling the loudest on the news and wondering why FEMA wasn't there 10 seconds after the disaster

I really fucking detest those people



Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (vdfwz)

178 141 Samuel Adamns Hey that also listed the Dashboard Confessional cover. I thought they had only played it at the KROQ weenie roast a couple years ago and could never find the audio. Thanks!!!! Not as good as the original but they did it justice.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (YEwSM)

179 177 Lets knot.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (cDRYC)

180 The Gross national product of the Dominican Republic was $51 billion in 2009.  The GNP of Haiti in 2005 was 3.9 billion.  Haiti and the Dominican Republic share the same island, though Haiti occupies only about 1/3 of the island on the western side.  Why is the Dominican Republic rolling in wealth while Haiti eats dirt cookies.  The short answer is there government.  Thugs operating on the "Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven" business plan?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (2o7Ys)

181 Bored with wedding talk. Unless someone has nekkid pictures of the bride, let's move on.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (xUJfI)

182 Hmm.  Prince Charles is a defender of Islam.  Diana was killed while cavorting with a Muslim.  Coincidence?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 05:59 PM (1fanL)

183 Silly me. I just prefer a 9mm

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 10:58 PM (+pEDS)


Just make sure you hit center mass or the head. A friend of mine used a whole clip to shoot a guy and finally kill him with a 9.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:00 PM (EcDgd)

184 Um, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought she would never be queen. I mean isn't it still Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip? Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 10:59 PM (oVQFe) My understanding is that the Brits draw a difference between a "ruling queen" and a "queen" that happens to be married to a King. No such distinction is made for Kings; therefore, Philip is just a Prince.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:00 PM (kUaEF)

185 Know what I liked about the wedding? No Obamas there to suck up all the oxygen in the room, along with fawning reporters who would say that Kate looked "almost as good as Michelle Obama"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 06:01 PM (vdfwz)

186 157 After two weeks of tornado outbreaks, isn't it time Kratos took a little time off to golf?

That's not such a bad idea.

/btw, Chaos moves at its own pace. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 06:01 PM (c0A3e)

187 CoolCzech are you kidding? Archbishop Rowan is a Muslim ball licker extrodaniare. Remember "Sharia Law in Britain is almost inevitable"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:02 PM (RZ8pf)

188 And where is HIS berf certifikit?


Well, there's several million copies. Commonly known as the New Testament.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2011 06:02 PM (paOeu)

189 Trimegistus try 155

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:02 PM (7mSYS)

190 Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 10:59 PM (2o7Ys)

You do not want to dig for the reason. If you do, you will be branded racist.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:03 PM (EcDgd)

191 186 Hmm.  Prince Charles is a defender of Islam.  Diana was killed while cavorting with a Muslim.  Coincidence?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 10:59 PM

I wish to subscribe to you newsletter

Posted by: Mohamed al-Fayed at April 29, 2011 06:03 PM (vdfwz)

192 Um, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought she would never be queen.  I mean isn't it still Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip?

When William becomes king she will be queen until his death but she won't ever be the sovereign. I believe she'd be the queen mother after his death (like Queen Elizabeth's mother was) if her child inherits the throne. When a female inherits the throne her spouse is relegated to prince (prince consort, maybe?)

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:03 PM (+pEDS)

193 Um, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought she would never be queen.  I mean isn't it still Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip?

I believe what Steyn said is she becomes the Queen Consort. I'm wondering if it's similar to being the Prince Consort that Queen Elizabeth's husband is. I know he's not king. Where's 80sbaby when you need her?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:03 PM (YxBuk)

194 Oh, we'll have boxes, alright.  Please take them away (when they're unpacked).

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 06:03 PM (6neGz)

195 191 CoolCzech are you kidding? Archbishop Rowan is a Muslim ball licker extrodaniare. Remember "Sharia Law in Britain is almost inevitable" Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 11:02 PM (RZ8pf) Well unfortunately I agree with Rowan on that score - Britain turning into Britanstan probably IS inevitable at this point. But that statement doesn't necessarily mean approval...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:03 PM (kUaEF)

196 No nekkid pictures? Not even blatant photoshops? 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (xUJfI)

197 189 Know what I liked about the wedding? No Obamas there to suck up all the oxygen in the room, along with fawning reporters who would say that Kate looked "almost as good as Michelle Obama"

No kidding - I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really fucking glad my president was disinvited from a British royal wedding

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (7mSYS)

198

Obsama: "I've never seen such devastation."

NOBODY has, you jug-eared gray-headed piece of shit.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (7zt2W)

199
/btw, Chaos moves at its own pace. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 11:01 PM (c0A3e)

Why is youtube suggesting "Broke Back Kratos" after the golf video?

DO NOT WANT TO CLICK.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (bgcml)

200 Know what I liked about the wedding? No Obamas there to suck up all the oxygen in the room, along with fawning reporters who would say that Kate looked "almost as good as Michelle Obama"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2011 11:01 PM (vdfwz)

They didn't want an iPod with Obama's speeches on it as a wedding gift.  And they didn't want the Wookiee eating up all the food.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (1fanL)

201

Late to the party, but I want to comment on Princess Beatrice.

click on CDR M's link. scroll down to the fifth picture and tell me her face and eyes don't look exactly like the people in Sound Garden's Black Hole Sun music video

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (DKV43)

202 No nekkid pictures? Not even blatant photoshops? 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2011 11:04 PM (xUJfI)

Yeah and no *cough* Machines for Sale *cough* either.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (6neGz)

203 Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:03 PM (YxBuk)

I have reading comprehension problems. I thought you said Prince Charles. But yes, Prince Phillip is still only a prince but I believe he's also known as the Consort of the Queen or something like that.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:04 PM (YxBuk)

204 Archbishop Rowan is a Muslim ball licker extrodaniare.

My new favorite epithet. Thank you.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:06 PM (+pEDS)

205 Well, I enjoyed the Royal Wedding.  I think that in bad times such as these it's good to have things like this that we can all rally around to shake us out of our global funk.

Posted by: Michael J. Fox at April 29, 2011 06:06 PM (FYCiJ)

206 Prince Phillip is still only a prince but I believe he's also known as the Consort of the Queen or something like that.

Well he did fuck her. Is that considered a Consort?

Posted by: Samuel Adams, crass as fuck at April 29, 2011 06:06 PM (EcDgd)

207 ThinkProgress, Huffblo and the other Lefty Creep blogs are fapping themselves over those "ignorant racist denialists in Alabama getting what they deserve"

You stay classy, leftards.

And Roll Fucking Tide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 06:06 PM (7utQ2)

208 "But yes, Prince Phillip is still only a prince but I believe he's also known as the Consort of the Queen or something like that." Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:04 PM (YxBuk) No, no! There are rumors out there labeling him a Royal Queen.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:06 PM (kUaEF)

209 runningrn, the evil empire of course. It's a brief gig. But, it will put recent work on the resume which will be useful. And, it is a bit of cash, though not as much as I usually make on contract projects.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:06 PM (RZ8pf)

210 bottom line: Kate would never be "in charge" - if hubby were king, she'd always be second fiddle - if hubby died, she wouldn't inherit the throne, their kids would

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:07 PM (7mSYS)

211 ah come on chemjeff beatrice took all that weight off. find a recent bikini pic of her.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:07 PM (YEwSM)

212 Four out of five British Queens surveyed said being Queen is totally badass.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:07 PM (nLQvb)

213 Nothing racist going on there.  Uganda was a profitable African country untill the new dictator, Idi Amin, nationalized the coffee plantations and everything else. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:07 PM (2o7Ys)

214 Four out of five British Queens surveyed said being Queen is totally badass.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 11:07 PM (nLQvb)

And FABULOUS

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 29, 2011 06:08 PM (bgcml)

215 Thanks, editor. 

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:08 PM (ihSHD)

216 215 bottom line: Kate would never be "in charge" - if hubby were king, she'd always be second fiddle - if hubby died, she wouldn't inherit the throne, their kids would Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 11:07 PM (7mSYS) Real bottom line: she'll never experience an honest day's work in her life. Honestly, why don't the Brits stop the charade and abolish royalty?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:08 PM (kUaEF)

217 And Roll Fucking Tide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 11:06 PM (7utQ2)

That's really not necessary.  Call me Deacon Blues.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:09 PM (1fanL)

218 Does anyone do music videos anymore?  I remember when the music video killed the radio star.  What killed the music video?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 06:09 PM (yQWNf)

219 Four out of five British Queens surveyed said being Queen is totally badass.

The other had no opinion due to not having a head.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 06:09 PM (7utQ2)

220 Nothing racist going on there.  Uganda was a profitable African country untill the new dictator, Idi Amin, nationalized the coffee plantations and everything else. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 11:07 PM (2o7Ys)

But...change is ALWAYS a good thing!

Posted by: Liberals in 2008 at April 29, 2011 06:09 PM (bgcml)

221 No kidding - I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really fucking glad my president was disinvited from a British royal wedding

Me too. Especially when I saw clips from Charles and Diana's wedding and was reminded that Nancy Regan was in attendance. Not a state occasion my ass.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:09 PM (+pEDS)

222

Why is the Dominican Republic rolling in wealth while Haiti eats dirt cookies. 

Better baseball players. And I am kinda half-ass serious. The Dominican is like a baseball factory.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 06:09 PM (OWjjx)

223 Real bottom line: she'll never experience an honest day's work in her life. Honestly, why don't the Brits stop the charade and abolish royalty?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 11:08 PM (kUaEF)

Hey, the Brits may suck, but I think they've got this one just right.

Posted by: President Precedent at April 29, 2011 06:10 PM (bgcml)

224 188 Um, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought she would never be queen. I mean isn't it still Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip?

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 10:59 PM (oVQFe)

My understanding is that the Brits draw a difference between a "ruling queen" and a "queen" that happens to be married to a King. No such distinction is made for Kings; therefore, Philip is just a Prince.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 11:00 PM (kUaEF)

Gotcha.  I guess that does make some silly sense.  And just shows how much I know about the rules regarding the stupidity that is royalty.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:10 PM (oVQFe)

225

Late to the party, but I want to comment on Princess Beatrice.

click on CDR M's link. scroll down to the fifth picture and tell me her face and eyes don't look exactly like the people in Sound Garden's Black Hole Sun music video

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2011 11:04 PM

The hats are from the Seuss collection at Harrod's.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 06:10 PM (6zFxS)

226 Real bottom line: she'll never experience an honest day's work in her life. Honestly, why don't the Brits stop the charade and abolish royalty?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 11:08 PM (kUaEF)

Europeans have a long tradition of being the property of their rulers.  It's why they make such good socialists.  They like it.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:10 PM (1fanL)

227 Real bottom line: she'll never experience an honest day's work in her life. Honestly, why don't the Brits stop the charade and abolish royalty?

yeah no kidding.  at lunch one of my coworkers remarked that he had heard that the royal family wanted "a raise".  I of course immediately said: "they can have a raise when they get a job"

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:10 PM (7mSYS)

228 ThinkProgress, Huffblo and the other Lefty Creep blogs are fapping themselves over those "ignorant racist denialists in Alabama getting what they deserve"

That's fine.  Next time something in New York City blows up I'm just going to laugh over those ignorant terrorism denialists getting what they deserve.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2011 06:11 PM (FYCiJ)

229 224 Does anyone do music videos anymore? I remember when the music video killed the radio star. What killed the music video? Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 11:09 PM (yQWNf) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:11 PM (kUaEF)

230 Real bottom line: she'll never experience an honest day's work in her life. Honestly, why don't the Brits stop the charade and abolish royalty? Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 11:08 PM (kUaEF) It's impossible. Something always takes its place. Consider the Kennedy clan.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:12 PM (nLQvb)

231 Nothing racist going on there.  Uganda was a profitable African country untill the new dictator, Idi Amin, nationalized the coffee plantations and everything else.

<cough>Mugabe<cough>breadbasket<cough>

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 06:12 PM (7utQ2)

232 The brits will never abolish the monarchy as long as there a a billion friggin tourists waiting to take pictures and visit every place one of them ever took a crap. Monetarily the monarchy is a net gain financially. It's not like they have any power whatever. The Queen doesn't even decide who gets to knighted for Pete's sake.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 06:13 PM (th0op)

233

Does anyone do music videos anymore?  I remember when the music video killed the radio star.  What killed the music video?

Yes they do and everything goes straight to You Tube.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 06:13 PM (OWjjx)

234  Call me Deacon Blues.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 11:09 PM (1fanL)

I cried when I wrote this song

Sue me if I play too long

This brother is free

I'll be what I want to be

Posted by: S. Dan at April 29, 2011 06:13 PM (yQWNf)

235 What killed the music video?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 11:09 PM (yQWNf)

Um, MTV.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 06:14 PM (6neGz)

236 ""No kidding - I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really fucking glad my president was disinvited from a British royal wedding""


Me too. Also, we don't need obama getting ideas of being king for life. It's bad enough he probably already prances around the white house in a paper burger king crown , and his "blankey coronation rob.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:14 PM (FMbng)

237 And, ran across Jaws on the tube.

Cannot turn away.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2011 06:14 PM (7utQ2)

238 Um..robe

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:14 PM (FMbng)

239 Ummm, Kate did have a job after she graduated from college. I believe she is familiar with an honest day's work. And William and Harry are both still active duty military. One would assume they get paid for that.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)

240  It's bad enough he probably already prances around the white house in a paper burger king crown , and his "blankey coronation rob.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 11:14 PM (FMbng)

And nothing else sweetie...

Posted by: President Precedent at April 29, 2011 06:15 PM (bgcml)

241 It's impossible. Something always takes its place.

Consider the Kennedy clan.

Or Hollywood. Or professional sports.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:15 PM (+pEDS)

242 I'm glad I didn't televise my wedding.....

garcon! another boilermaker!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2011 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

243 I didn't see any black folk at that wedding. I didn't see any Black folk in the crowd. Queen whitey and her snow white whitey family with the white trash whitey white pincess still puttin down the black man. The Black King and Queen just not be invited. Raciist Royalty. Even kings and Queens are not equal in the white mans world. I ax you one question, Why no American Black Royalty? Why no love for the black man? The white man's greed coranatin a world in need.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 29, 2011 06:15 PM (cDRYC)

244 243 ""No kidding - I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really fucking glad my president was disinvited from a British royal wedding"" I hope William realizes they passed on an iPod loaded with PDF's of Obama's birth certificate.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:16 PM (kUaEF)

245 Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 11:07 PM (2o7Ys)

Point I was trying to make is that a Dominican baseball player complained that Haitians should not be let into the Dominican Republic after the quake. Even the Dominicans hate the Haitians. Also, the Haitians cast off French rule over 150 plus years ago, became a sovereign nation, and still do not know how to rule themselves. But yet if anyone criticizes the fact that they cannot handle a catastrophe like an earthquake because they have not evolved as a country, they are branded racists. And yet the Dominicans have thrived.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, crass as fuck at April 29, 2011 06:16 PM (EcDgd)

246 Hey, kids!  Just watching this royal wedding recap here.  Has it already been mentioned that Kate was braless and had very visible nip in her fabulous dress?  Good for her!  And why did Harry have the way cooler uniform than Wills?  Got a soft spot for that hot ginger . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:16 PM (ixG3W)

247 Fine.  Here.

holy crap - the world's largest fake breasts are 36MMM??????
sheesh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:17 PM (7mSYS)

248 The hats are from the Seuss collection at Harrod's.

lol

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 06:17 PM (sSeAQ)

249 So, do you think that liberals get the irony that two years after Bush has left office, not only has Obama kept his anti-terror programs, but it turns out the number one anti-privacy group in the US is actually liberal paragon Google, closely follow by liberal paragon Apple?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2011 06:17 PM (bgcml)

250 224 Does anyone do music videos anymore?  I remember when the music video killed the radio star.  What killed the music video?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 11:09 PM (yQWNf)

MTV killed the music video.  But actually yes they still do music videos.  They usually put them up on youtube.  And there are two from Hanson of all bands that are pretty new and pretty good too.

Their Blues Brothers Tribute: Thinking 'Bout Something

And their song that iTunes buys goes to Japan: Give A Little

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:17 PM (oVQFe)

251 because I'm a giver: 36MMM
once again, from jolly England

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:18 PM (7mSYS)

252 evening bottom-feeders

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 06:18 PM (5uxyr)

253

Yes, I thought it was funny when representatives of other governments were shown today attending the wedding. Now, granted some were from the commonwealth countries, and some were related to the royals, but still, I believe if we had a different set of tenants in the White House they would have been invited.

By the way has anyone seen the MO and Jill Biden PSAs for the military families? While I am glad MO is finally embracing one of her supposed focuses as First Lady, I am pretty damn tired of her PSAs considering she's wall to wall on the kids channels for the Let's Move campaign and the eating well campaign.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:18 PM (RZ8pf)

254 It's was so pathetic when Michelle practically begged on Regis and Kathy lee for an invite? they were not going to invite the Obama's because it would have added too much to the security arraignments but I think she thought maybe they would say okay if it was just her but got nothing.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 06:19 PM (th0op)

255 254 Hey, kids! Just watching this royal wedding recap here. Has it already been mentioned that Kate was braless and had very visible nip in her fabulous dress? Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 11:16 PM (ixG3W) I don't think so. And damn it all, Peaches, I just about broke a nail googling "Kate's Nips"!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:19 PM (kUaEF)

256 Real bottom line: she'll never experience an honest day's work in her life. Honestly, why don't the Brits stop the charade and abolish royalty?

Do you think she just sits on her ass all day and does nothing?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:19 PM (YxBuk)

257 evening bottom-feeders

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 11:18 PM (5uxyr)

Uh, say wut?!

Posted by: Pollock Editor at April 29, 2011 06:19 PM (6neGz)

258

I can't sleep. Time to listen to some Steely Dan.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 06:19 PM (7zt2W)

259 why did Harry have the way cooler uniform than Will I think Wills picked which he wanted to wear.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:20 PM (YEwSM)

260 By the way has anyone seen the MO and Jill Biden PSAs for the military families? While I am glad MO is finally embracing one of her supposed focuses as First Lady, I am pretty damn tired of her PSAs considering she's wall to wall on the kids channels for the Let's Move campaign and the eating well campaign.

Saw it today. Totally not related but I'm in the market for a new TV. The current one has mysteriously developed a shattered screen.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:20 PM (+pEDS)

261

holy crap - the world's largest fake breasts are 36MMM??????
sheesh

I like ice cream.  I have always liked ice cream a lot.  I could eat a quart at a sitting.  Eating a 10 gallons at a sitting has no appeal to me.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:20 PM (2o7Ys)

262 I don't think so. And damn it all, Peaches, I just about broke a nail googling "Kate's Nips"!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 11:19 PM (kUaEF)

Because I'm a giver, look for the vid of her walking down the aisle with her dad.  Her nips were hard as rocks.  And she looked fab!

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:21 PM (ixG3W)

263 If you want a good insight into China read "Romance of the Three kingdoms" its a mostly history/legend/fictional hybrid about periods of Chinese civil war that makes our own civil war with 700k casualities look like a slap fight between two gay babies.

Posted by: Shiggz at April 29, 2011 06:21 PM (mLAWK)

264 260 Hey garret. You ever get your kitchen, and your brain cleaned?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:21 PM (YEwSM)

265 holy crap - the world's largest fake breasts are 36MMM?????? sheesh I like ice cream. I have always liked ice cream a lot. I could eat a quart at a sitting. Eating a 10 gallons at a sitting has no appeal to me. Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 11:20 PM (2o7Ys) Been there, done that. They are way too much work.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:22 PM (nLQvb)

266

 Does anyone do music videos anymore? I remember when the music video killed the radio star. What killed the music video

MTV killed it, with the candle stick, in the Study.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2011 06:22 PM (DKV43)

267 Do you think she just sits on her ass all day and does nothing? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:19 PM (YxBuk) Maybe she'll plant an organic garden behind Buckingham Palace?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 06:22 PM (kUaEF)

268

She is not worn for looking 29. I would still peg her ...

 

Me too...

But I wasn't invited to the wedding or on the Honeymoon. 

 

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at April 29, 2011 06:22 PM (5uxyr)

269 I didn't think William had a choice as to what uniform to wear. That's the uniform for his...hey military guys, please jump in hear if you know what the heck I mean.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:22 PM (RZ8pf)

270 That duckling vs doggie video is a great preview of Palin vs Obama in 2012.

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 06:23 PM (GfhFm)

271 Been there, done that.

They are way too much work.

You're telling me. Oy.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:23 PM (+pEDS)

272 I think Wills picked which he wanted to wear.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 11:20 PM (YEwSM)

Well, he looked like a doorman at one of those BH hotels.  Harry's getup was spectacular!!  The braiding . . .  mmmmmm!

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:23 PM (ixG3W)

273 "because I'm a giver: 36MMM ""


I like big round boobs, but when they start to look more like a pair of fat ass cheeks I become less amused.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:23 PM (FMbng)

274 IOTW has a clip of Gloria Allred imitating anal sex with a baseballbat in front of a fater, mother and two tweenaged girls.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:23 PM (2o7Ys)

275 why did Harry have the way cooler uniform than Will That might have been on of many tradeoffs for giving up his Moms engagement ring. Maybe the other was a honeymoon threesome. That would be kickin it new school.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 29, 2011 06:23 PM (cDRYC)

276 Love me some Steely Dan.http://tinyurl.com/6m9dfq

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (EcDgd)

277 Do you think she just sits on her ass all day and does nothing? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:19 PM (YxBuk) If she so chooses...

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (1fanL)

278 191 Archbishop Rowan is a Muslim ball licker extrodaniare.

Well, yes. But also the target of one of Iowahawk's sharpest and funniest pieces of satire, which almost justifies his existence. I like to imagine that he's read it. But sadly, I know libs well enough to know that he could have read every word and missed the point entirely.

Posted by: Splunge at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (2IW5Q)

279 272 260 Hey garret. You ever get your kitchen, and your brain cleaned?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 11:21 PM (YEwSM)

 

The Stiction, it burns almost as bad as the bleach.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (5uxyr)

280 James Dean as Han Solo: "Chewie!  You're TEARING ME APAAART!"

Posted by: gp at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (v3Lbu)

281

Because I'm a giver, look for the vid of her walking down the aisle with her dad.  Her nips were hard as rocks.  And she looked fab!

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 11:21 PM (ixG3W)

Probably was cold there.  Drafty ole' England and all that rott.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (yQWNf)

282 "because I'm a giver: 36MMM ""

Eeeech.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:24 PM (+pEDS)

283 Oh.  Steely Dan is Teh Awesome.  Especially after I found out that they were goofing on the Tide, not complimenting them.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:25 PM (1fanL)

284

a slap fight... between two gay babies

THIS is why I come here

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:25 PM (8ay4x)

285 Maybe she'll plant an organic garden behind Buckingham Palace?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 11:22 PM (kUaEF)

You seem to be confusing her with our First Lady such as she is. I expect the royal family is *far* more humble than the Obamas. In spades.

Kate's father was a dispatcher for British Airways. I think she knows what an honest day's work is. I imagine she'll end up being a spokeswoman for charities much like Diana was. You can ridicule her for that, but at least she's doing something good and not flitting around going on shopping binges and telling people to sacrifice while wearing an outfit that cost more than most people's paychecks.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:26 PM (YxBuk)

286 hi yall....... i watched alot of it and did notice the nip thing Peach. But some of the hats hats had me cracking up. what were they thinking?

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 06:26 PM (uxHtq)

287

I didn't think William had a choice as to what uniform to wear. That's the uniform for his.

He's an RAF pilot, but he wore the Irish Guards uni to salute the lads in Afghanistan fighting the wogs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (7zt2W)

288 This cuntry needs Preadent Obama. We would be in a depression without Presadent Oboma's wisdom and guidance. Wise up Repubili-Fuckstains !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT and Proud that I voted for Presadent Oboma at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (rWSsG)

289

 more humble than the Obamas. In spades.

 

release the modo sock!

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (5uxyr)

290 I bet that woman has a strong back.  Speaking of back, if she sleeps on hers, it is crowded in a queen sized bed with the three of them.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (2o7Ys)

291

a slap fight... between two gay babies

THIS is why I come here

Drew and Gabe are mad at each other?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (Y1DZt)

292

Hahahaha, security detail issues, that's one of the excuses I hadn't heard. Let's face facts, the wedding had more fucking security than one could imagine after all there were many heads of state there, and of course the royal family is high target for certain groups to kill.

It was a purposeful snub and no matter how the Obamas and their lick ass media want to portray it, that's the reality.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)

293

Kate's father was a dispatcher for British Airways. I think she knows what an honest day's work is. I imagine she'll end up being a spokeswoman for charities much like Diana was. You can ridicule her for that, but at least she's doing something good and not flitting around going on shopping binges and telling people to sacrifice while wearing an outfit that cost more than most people's paychecks.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:26 PM (YxBuk)

I think someone has a same-sex crush.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:27 PM (1fanL)

294 Maybe the other was a honeymoon threesome.

That would be kickin it new school.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 29, 2011 11:23 PM (cDRYC)


What part of Kentucky are ya from, Oldsailor?

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:28 PM (ixG3W)

295 I am quite surprised no pics of Diana's ghost smiling on the happy couple have emerged.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:28 PM (nLQvb)

296 I like big round boobs, but when they start to look more like a pair of fat ass cheeks I become less amused.

yeah I agree, 36MMM is stupidly ridiculous

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:29 PM (7mSYS)

297 And the motto of the Irish Guards is Quis Separabit? Who shall separate us? which is fitting for a marriage.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 06:29 PM (Y1DZt)

298 Just saw Geraldo on Bill O talking about the subjectivity of history (ugh!)  ... he opined that while the Alamo was a great defeat from Mexico's perspective, it was a great win for the United States.  Holy macaroni is he stupid.

Posted by: Shaking my head at April 29, 2011 06:29 PM (5cGDj)

299 I am quite surprised no pics of Diana's ghost smiling on the happy couple have emerged.

It's because the French won't release them.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:29 PM (EcDgd)

300 Before you folks get too attached to the royals, remember, they'll probably turn into Muzzie-loving eco-tards like Prince Charles.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:30 PM (1fanL)

301

 why did Harry have the way cooler uniform than Will

That might have been on of many tradeoffs for giving up his Moms engagement ring.

Maybe the other was a honeymoon threesome.

That would be kickin it new school.

He was orginally going to wear a Waffen SS uniform to the wedding but the Queen nixed that.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2011 06:30 PM (DKV43)

302 hi yall....... i watched alot of it and did notice the nip thing Peach. But some of the hats hats had me cracking up. what were they thinking?

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 11:26 PM (uxHtq)

Babe . . . srsly?  You were looking at the hats?  Mancard.  Now.

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:30 PM (ixG3W)

303

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:26 PM (YxBuk)

I think someone has a same-sex crush.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 11:27 PM (1fanL)

Just imagine if Kate says that she loves Disneyland

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:30 PM (oVQFe)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 06:30 PM (c0A3e)

305 PGIS, technically he and Harry are member of a number of units. Hence they could pick the uniform.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:30 PM (YEwSM)

306 I hope that the Pirnce and his new wife support Presadent Oboma because they both beleive in helping the poor and persons of colar.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT and Proud that I voted for Presadent Oboma at April 29, 2011 06:31 PM (rWSsG)

307 BO's tenure will be referred to as the Black Hole.

Posted by: Snafu at April 29, 2011 06:31 PM (8d28r)

308 okay good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2011 06:31 PM (7mSYS)

309 Can you imagine the added coverage the MFM would have devoted it Jugears and Warf were in attendence.  Damn shame we spent millions of dollars and put our astronauts at risk by trying to rush the shuttle launch and steal some of merry old England's thunder only to have it delayed.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:31 PM (2o7Ys)

310

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:26 PM (YxBuk)

I think someone has a same-sex crush.

PICS?

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:31 PM (8ay4x)

311

Just imagine if Kate says that she loves Disneyland

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 11:30 PM (oVQFe)

Get out of my head.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:31 PM (1fanL)

312 Didn't we fight a war so we wouldn't have to see any more royal weddings?  I thought we won.  If we lost, we'd have to watch reruns?

Those hideous yellow pics of what I presume is Queen Elizabeth - is that before and after the royal bath?  I think I'm missing something.

Posted by: MarkD at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (6CLxP)

313 Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 11:27 PM (RZ8pf)

Maybe it was just a convenient excuse but the Obamas would have made security a nightmare. The President's security can't be handed off like other heads of state. The secret service has to be involved in everything. Plus Jugears carts around about 40 planes full of crap with him.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (th0op)

314 ""It was a purposeful snub and no matter how the Obamas and their lick ass media want to portray it, that's the reality.""

Sure it was, and rightly so. You don't get to ship the bust of Churchill back as your first order of business, give the prime minister a shitty stack of DVD's that won't play, give his kids some shitty plastic marine one helicopters from the gift shop, and give the queen an Ipod filled with your gas bag speeches without paying a price.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (FMbng)

315 I really did go buy some lights. This office is like a tomb at night.

NTTATWWT.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (bxiXv)

316

Am a bit surprised the Obamas didn't have their own wedding vows renewal this weekend and fabulous campaign event/fundraiser reception afterwards.

You know, like the forced busing high schools' separate proms in the '70s.  Because the representational prom committee could agree on which band to hire.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (XBM1t)

317 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 11:30 PM (YEwSM)

I really liked that they made sure to honor the soldiers fighting in A-stan. And Kate was supposed to leave her bouquet at the Tomb of the Unknown. Did they show that?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (YxBuk)

318 310 Before you folks get too attached to the royals, remember, they'll probably turn into Muzzie-loving eco-tards like Prince Charles.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 11:30 PM (1fanL)

Don't be too sure of that.  Didn't William actually serve in Afghanistan and so got to experience some of the amazing awesomeness that is the Islamic world.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (oVQFe)

319 Posted by: Shaking my head at April 29, 2011 11:29 PM (5cGDj)

Gerald as well as Bill also forgot the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:32 PM (EcDgd)

320

Bwhahaha!  There's some fallout from the WH banning that San Fran Chronicle Scrunt reporter from the press pool:

 

Chronicle editor Ward Bushee called the press office on its fib:

Sadly, we expected the White House to respond in this manner based on our experiences yesterday. It is not a truthful response. It follows a day of off-the-record exchanges with key people in the White House communications office who told us they would remove our reporter, then threatened retaliation to Chronicle and Hearst reporters if we reported on the ban, and then recanted to say our reporter might not be removed after all.

The Chronicle’s report is accurate.

If the White House has indeed decided not to ban our reporter, we would like an on-the-record notice that she will remain the San Francisco print pool reporter.

 

I love how Obama pisses on the press, but they continue to not only carry his urine, but drink it for him.   They created this monster and got him elected.  Now they can eat it!

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:33 PM (ihSHD)

321 I saw Lon Chaney walkin' with the Queen.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:34 PM (nLQvb)

322 Sure it was, and rightly so. You don't get to ship the bust of Churchill back as your first order of business, give the prime minister a shitty stack of DVD's that won't play, give his kids some shitty plastic marine one helicopters from the gift shop, and give the queen an Ipod filled with your gas bag speeches without paying a price.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 11:32 PM (FMbng)

I always remember the DVDs and the iPod, but forget Churchill.  What a freakin' slap punch in the face.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:34 PM (1fanL)

323 Didn't we fight a war so we wouldn't have to see any more royal weddings?  I thought we won.  If we lost, we'd have to watch reruns?

You're thinking of the Battle of the Alamo, where Richard the Lion Hearted snuck in behind enemy lines using a submarine and killed Hindenburg.

Posted by: Geraldo at April 29, 2011 06:35 PM (5cGDj)

324 Didn't William actually serve in Afghanistan and so got to experience some of the amazing awesomeness that is the Islamic world.

Harry did. I don't know if William ever did. They ended up having to pull Harry out because the security risk became too high, but he was out in the field afaik.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:35 PM (YxBuk)

325 And Michelle groped the Queen.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 29, 2011 06:35 PM (6MNtp)

326 imagine if Kate says that she loves Disneyland She and wills are supposed to be coming to LA soon. Wonder if we could talk her into some stompy booted fun with Donald Duck if we run into them there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:35 PM (YEwSM)

327 how could you not look at them? those were some funny fucking hats.but yes i did look at Kate and she looked great and seemed tobe truly happy. she was smiling the whole time.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 06:36 PM (uxHtq)

328 So did the Obamas send a wedding gift?

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 06:36 PM (GfhFm)

329 God. Who finds that bitch Whitney Cummings funny?

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:36 PM (oVQFe)

330

Oh, thanks bebe. I don't really understand the British military thing. I guess as Princes they are honorary somethings for some of them, but then they also are enlisted themselves? Well, I'm going to stop wading in here because I really don't understand it. Other than to agree with Peaches that I think the Black uniforms are better. But that's probably only because they remind me of Christoper Plummer in Sound of Music.

I think her dress was a fabulous combination of Grace Kelly and Maria in Sound of Music. And all I have to say to the American designers who are poo-pooing it as too staid and traditional is "shut up, maybe women are tired of dressing like tarted up sluts who dug through the neighbor's trash"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:36 PM (RZ8pf)

331

I saw Lon Chaney walkin' with the Queen.

 

I let him borrow my hair that night.

Posted by: Mittens at April 29, 2011 06:37 PM (5uxyr)

332 322 Didn't we fight a war so we wouldn't have to see any more royal weddings?  I thought we won.  If we lost, we'd have to watch reruns?

I'd have to watch that Sliders episode where the British won the Revolutionary War again to answer that question.

Speaking of wars, how pathetic is it that NATO is in a stalemate with freaking Libya?  Libya, a desert-wasteland nation run by some two-bit pissant with a 70's era Air Force and 60's era military? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 06:37 PM (c0A3e)

333

The Royal Wedding was nice, I guess. But tomorrow is the big day.

Making his season debut for Milwaukee tomorrow............The Greatness........That Is..................Zach Greinke!

 

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 06:37 PM (OWjjx)

334

I love how Obama pisses on the press, but they continue to not only carry his urine, but drink it for him.   They created this monster and got him elected.  Now they can eat it!

Do Not Look Directly At Happy Fun Obama Press Briefing

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:37 PM (8ay4x)

335 ""I always remember the DVDs and the iPod, but forget Churchill.  What a freakin' slap punch in the face.""


The first thing the next republican president should do is ask for that bust back as fast as jerkoff sent it away. Hell, if it were me I would go pick it up personally.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (FMbng)

336 Just saw Geraldo on Bill O talking about the subjectivity of history (ugh!)  ... he opined that while the Alamo was a great defeat from Mexico's perspective, it was a great win for the United States.  Holy macaroni is he stupid.
Posted by: Shaking my head at April 29, 2011 11:29 PM

The ghosts of the Alamo defenders scared Santa Anna into surrendering at Buffalo Bayou.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (6zFxS)

337 I think her dress was a fabulous combination of Grace Kelly and Maria in Sound of Music.

As she was walking down the nave, I thought about the wedding scene in Sound of Music too. And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (YxBuk)

338 I didn't see any of the wedding, but Kate's sister Pippa makes me want to masturbate.

Posted by: Well, she does ... at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (5cGDj)

339 Kate was supposed to leave her bouquet at the Tomb of the Unknown. Mmm, no she left the church with it. i'm pretty sure. anyone else notice?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (YEwSM)

340 So did the Obamas send a wedding gift?

Yes their awesomeness was sent. Thank God for the Obama's. Sig Heil Obama!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (EcDgd)

341 337 how could you not look at them? those were some funny fucking hats.but yes i did look at Kate and she looked great and seemed tobe truly happy. she was smiling the whole time.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 11:36 PM (uxHtq)

Well you know what they say about why the bride is smiling at her wedding and all that?

And I couldn't remember which one had been in Afghanistan.  So it was Harry.  Ok.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (oVQFe)

342 You're thinking of the Battle of the Alamo, where Richard the Lion Hearted snuck in behind enemy lines using a submarine and killed Hindenburg. Posted by: Geraldo at April 29, 2011 11:35 PM (5cGDj) Only because Lincoln failed to launch his ICBMs from Atlantis when they would have done some good.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:38 PM (nLQvb)

343 I think I'm missing something.
50 IQ points is my guess.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 06:39 PM (Y1DZt)

344  So did the Obamas send a wedding gift?

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 11:36 PM (GfhFm)

Yes.  Obama 2012 bumper stickers and Little Barry bobbleheads.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 06:39 PM (yQWNf)

345 And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.

I was thinking that too. Seemed all to familiar to my Catholic school girl self.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:39 PM (+pEDS)

346 If I were the astronauts I would be glad the shuttle launch was delayed because given Obama's track record (Olympics Bid, FIFA Bid, NCAA brackets, Super Bowl team) I would've been worried about taking off with him present.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)

347 You're thinking of the Battle of the Alamo, where Richard the Lion Hearted snuck in behind enemy lines using a submarine and killed Hindenburg.
Posted by: Geraldo at April 29, 2011 11:35 PM

You could not get a sub up the San Antonio River.  You can take a little tour boat that goes by all the shops on the River Walk.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 06:40 PM (6zFxS)

348 Plus, what's her nuts wasn't in it.

Posted by: CDR M at April 29, 2011 11:40 PM (5I8G0)

Lady Gaga?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 06:41 PM (6neGz)

349 I think her dress was a fabulous combination of Grace Kelly and Maria in Sound of Music.

I thought Pippa's dress was stunning too. Sexy without being slutty.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:41 PM (+pEDS)

350 The sexual deviance of the Royals is documented throughout history. That would be tame in comparison to the past. I forgot I was fucking with the fundemental female fantasy. OOOPs.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 29, 2011 06:41 PM (cDRYC)

351 .The Greatness........That Is..................Zach Greinke!


Sorry, he blew his wad for the Royals. Remember Jermaine Dye, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon, Danny Jackson, etc...yeah they don't either because the Royals are too fucking stupid to exist in the Major Leagues.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:41 PM (EcDgd)

352 356 And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.

I was thinking that too. Seemed all to familiar to my Catholic school girl self.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 11:39 PM (+pEDS)

I kinda loosened up the divorce laws in the Church of England.

Posted by: King Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 06:41 PM (XBM1t)

353

As she was walking down the nave, I thought about the wedding scene in Sound of Music too. And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.

Yes, they're the same except for the whole divorce thing.  That was kind of my point.

Posted by: Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 06:42 PM (8ay4x)

354 William is currently an RAF search and rescue pilot. Think he has another 2 years on his enlistment. that was the reason for the helicopter buzz as he and kate drove the convertible from buckingham palace to clarence house.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 06:42 PM (YEwSM)

355 So Allred, anal sex and ballbat in the same sentence gets no love?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:42 PM (2o7Ys)

356 You can take a little tour boat that goes by all the shops on the River Walk.

I did that! It was fun.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:42 PM (YxBuk)

357

Oh, and WSJ had a great op-ed the other day about the Middletons yesterday, "The Entrepeneurs' Princess".  Her mom was a flight attendant and her dad was a dispatcher for British Airways.  Her mom started the family business, "Party Pieces" in 1987 "after finding it difficult to source fun, simple party products for her children's parties."

"Party Pieces started out in a shed in the Middleton's garden.  There, mail orders were taken for boxes with preselected party favors to fit a certain theme.  Party Pieces really took off with the advent of the internet.

....The Middletons symbolize the opportunity that exists in a free-market system for those who take advantage of it.  It is worth noting that they founded Party Pieces during the Thatcher era, when the Conservative government focused on lifting barriers to entrepeneurs through lower taxation, less regulation, and privatization.  Coincidentally or not, the year Kate's parents started their business, 1987, was also the year that their longtime employer British Airways was sold off, with shares of stock going to its workers.

....In an interview on the Party Pieces website, [Kate's mother] says: 'I still work through to the early hours to hit a deadline and never take our success for granted.'"

 

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:43 PM (ihSHD)

358 She won't the The Queen.

Thats cause I am!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan, and yes, I loved the Wedding! at April 29, 2011 06:43 PM (OWjjx)

359 I thought Pippa's dress was stunning too. Sexy without being slutty.

Ditto.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:43 PM (YxBuk)

360 Does anybody who pays attention to gossip know if M'chelle, Daughter of Duras, had anything to say about the wedding?

I'm just imagining she's on the holodeck right now, charging through the wedding reception with a Bat'leth.

And if I got any Star Trek stuff wrong there, shut up. I'm the Dark Lord of the Sith, not some Federation of Goofballs weenie!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 06:43 PM (bxiXv)

361 The first thing the next republican president should do is ask for that bust back as fast as jerkoff sent it away. Hell, if it were me I would go pick it up personally.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 11:38 PM (FMbng)

Fuckin' A. And he saved a shitload of American lives too.  Hold the staging area (AKA England) for Operation Overlord with little help while we geared up.

Bambi is fucking embarrassing.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:44 PM (1fanL)

362 Well, this is absolutely lovely, I'm actually tearing up watching it.  Too bad CBS had to put that tired old hag Katie Couric in there, it's the one sour note in this little recap.  The rest, I'm a sucker for this stuff and I love it!  Years ago, I sat and watched Di's wedding to the man who will never be king (tee hee).  This is very cool and I love how well the UK does this stuff.

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:44 PM (ixG3W)

363

366

Shit, you beat me to it

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:44 PM (8ay4x)

364 And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.

Well, it pretty much is the Catholic Church, just modified so that Henry VIII could divorce his wife, isn't it?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 06:44 PM (sSeAQ)

365 So Allred, anal sex and ballbat in the same sentence gets no love?

No. Lady Gaga, anal sex, and ballbat gets love.

Posted by: Transgendered lovers of the world unite. at April 29, 2011 06:44 PM (EcDgd)

366

Posted by: Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 11:42 PM (8ay4x)

Imposter!  Seize him!!

Posted by: King Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 06:44 PM (XBM1t)

367 I kinda loosened up the divorce laws in the Church of England. Posted by: King Henry VIII Only for yourself. When you felt like it.

Posted by: Anne Boelyn at April 29, 2011 06:45 PM (YEwSM)

368

So Allred, anal sex and ballbat in the same sentence gets no love?

 

Standing By. 

Posted by: Baboon's Ass at April 29, 2011 06:45 PM (5uxyr)

369 my Catholic school girl self.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 11:39 PM (+pEDS)

Pics or it's just brag.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:45 PM (1fanL)

370 Did the Queen do her famous, may I say notorious, Moonwalk and "Hee hee hee!" tribute to Michael Jackson at the wedding?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:45 PM (nLQvb)

371 Dang, En-er-y already cleared that up. Him and his doppelganger.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 06:45 PM (sSeAQ)

372 Sorry, he blew his wad for the Royals. Remember Jermaine Dye, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon, Danny Jackson, etc...yeah they don't either because the Royals are too fucking stupid to exist in the Major Leagues.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 11:41 PM (EcDgd)

There was a time when the Royals were a premier franchise.  The George Brett years were golden.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 06:45 PM (yQWNf)

373 What are the odds that, after losing the election in '12, President General Mcfuckedhisshortgameup pardons all the prisoners at GITMO?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 29, 2011 06:46 PM (TLzjV)

374 Only because Lincoln failed to launch his ICBMs from Atlantis when they would have done some good.

Oh, so it was Lincoln's fault was it??  As if Robert E. Lee wouldn't have attacked Atlantis with Leonitis' 300 if he tried !!!1!

I'll see you on Monty's Sunday morning book thread, where we'll settle this once and for all ... good day, sir!

Posted by: Geraldo's Scribe at April 29, 2011 06:46 PM (5cGDj)

375 Only for yourself. When you felt like it.

Posted by: Anne Boelyn at April 29, 2011 11:45 PM (YEwSM)

 

What can I say?  It's good to be the king!

Posted by: King Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 06:46 PM (XBM1t)

376

Didn't William actually serve in Afghanistan and so got to experience some of the amazing awesomeness that is the Islamic world.

Harry did. I don't know if William ever did. They ended up having to pull Harry out because the security risk became too high, but he was out in the field afaik.

 

Yeah, the press leaked that Harry was in Stan, so he had to get pulled.  He was mad too, didn't want to leave his guys.  William recently flew a helicopter that helped rescue a couple of people. 


Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:46 PM (ihSHD)

377 Only for yourself. When you felt like it.

Posted by: Anne Boelyn at April 29, 2011 11:45 PM (YEwSM)

It's good to be King. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (ixG3W)

378

Sorry, he blew his wad for the Royals. Remember Jermaine Dye, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon, Danny Jackson, etc...yeah they don't either because the Royals are too fucking stupid to exist in the Major Leagues.

Well, they make a good farm system for the Yankees. And throw in David Cone to the list.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (OWjjx)

379 #367 Prince William just finished his Apache helicopter training and is a full pilot now.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (Y1DZt)

380 369 You can take a little tour boat that goes by all the shops on the River Walk.

I did that! It was fun.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:42 PM (YxBuk) .

i've been to the river walk before and it was cool........... i had no idea it was there until i went to the Alamo.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (uxHtq)

381 ""And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.""


You might want to think again there, Rum. For it is written-



Succession in the United Kingdom is also governed by the Act of Union 1800, which restates the provisions of the Act of Settlement 1701 and the Bill of Rights(1689). These laws stipulate that those who are not legitimate descendants of Sophia, Electress of Hanover and those who have ever been Roman Catholics or who have married Roman Catholics, are disbarred from succeeding to the Crown.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (FMbng)

382 I kinda loosened up the divorce laws in the Church of England. Posted by: King Henry VIII

Only for yourself. When you felt like it. Posted by: Anne Boelyn at April 29, 2011 11:45 PM

Social climbing little strumpet, trying to get a head.

hahahaha

Posted by: Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (6zFxS)

383 Peaches, watch a different channel. Its all over cable. She was fighting back tears while saying her vows.

Posted by: Anne Boelyn at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (YEwSM)

384 The rest, I'm a sucker for this stuff and I love it!  Years ago, I sat and watched Di's wedding to the man who will never be king (tee hee).  This is very cool and I love how well the UK does this stuff.

I'm so glad to hear you say that Peaches. I was just a little embarrassed that I actually made a point to DVR the wedding coverage last night and then watched it this morning while enjoying my coffee.


Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (+pEDS)

385

There was a time when the Royals were a premier franchise.  The George Brett years were golden.

 

Who can forget that Yankees vs Royals World Series?  That was epic!

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:47 PM (ihSHD)

386

The Church of England liturgy is almost identical to the Catholic liturgy. All the ritual without the guilt and all that. We have the same rites, it's just that we can get divorced, and priests can marry and women can be ordained (and girls can be acolytes)

And by we, I am speaking in the "royal" sense, as an Episcopalian.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)

387 Sure I'm happy that Katie Couric has been pulled off of CBS News.  But there are still so many more women left on TV, I feel we may never completely eradicate them.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:48 PM (8ay4x)

388

There was a time when the Royals were a premier franchise.

 

We were great once.

Posted by: Dan's Twigandberries at April 29, 2011 06:48 PM (5uxyr)

389 The best part of the Alamo is the basement of the Alamo, where Pee Wee's bike is.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:49 PM (8ay4x)

390 george brett is still one of my favorite all time players

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 29, 2011 06:49 PM (eOXTH)

391 Well, it pretty much is the Catholic Church, just modified so that Henry VIII could divorce his wife, isn't it?

I thought there might be some other minor ideological differences, but I don't know for sure. I was under the impression there are 7 sacraments in Catholicism and 5 in the CoE, but maybe I'm mixing that up with Lutheranism. I learned all my religion in history and art history classes.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:49 PM (YxBuk)

392 I'll see you on Monty's Sunday morning book thread, where we'll settle this once and for all ... good day, sir! Posted by: Geraldo's Scribe at April 29, 2011 11:46 PM (5cGDj) Prepare thyself, knave!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 06:50 PM (nLQvb)

393 400

The Church of England liturgy is almost identical to the Catholic liturgy. All the ritual without the guilt and all that. We have the same rites, it's just that we can get divorced, and priests can marry and women can be ordained (and girls can be acolytes)

And by we, I am speaking in the "royal" sense, as an Episcopalian.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 11:48 PM (RZ8pf)

Bunch of Heretics.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:50 PM (oVQFe)

394 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 11:45 PM (yQWNf)

26 years ago. Hey, I live in Kansas and wonder if the Royals will ever be relevant. But they always whine that they are a small market franchise and always reinvent themselves while they let all that talent go. Look at the Twins or my team the Reds. We used to have the Royals double A team here and I got to see Gordon, Butler, Grienke, Hochevar, Kaillua(can't spell that guys fucking name). When they become great, they will leave KC.

Posted by: Transgendered lovers of the world unite. at April 29, 2011 06:51 PM (EcDgd)

395

 george brett is still one of my favorite all time players

 

He was an awesome baseball player, a class act, a really good golfer and a FOR (friend of Rush).  It was fun seeing him on the Haney Project when Rush was on.

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:51 PM (ihSHD)

396

All franchises now are just feeder farms for the Yankees, Red Sox and whatever NL team is spending some coin.

True. And next year its my Cubs and Albert Pujlos. And I can sit in St. Louis and watch all the mashing of teeth and wailings.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 06:51 PM (OWjjx)

397 401 Sure I'm happy that Katie Couric has been pulled off of CBS News.  But there are still so many more women left on TV, I feel we may never completely eradicate them.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 11:48 PM (8ay4x)

God love ya, Tru.  You're such a fuckin' homo . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:51 PM (ixG3W)

398 I don't think her nips were hard, I think that's just the way her dress was constructed, or else Ye Olde Bullet Bra. She barely has a bust.
Posted by: MissTammy at April 29, 2011 11:47 PM

A corset, I think.

Posted by: Henry VIII at April 29, 2011 06:51 PM (6zFxS)

399 403 The best part of the Alamo is the basement of the Alamo, where Pee Wee's bike is.

But the Alamo doesn't have a basement!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 06:51 PM (c0A3e)

400 401 Sure I'm happy that Katie Couric has been pulled off of CBS News. But there are still so many more women left on TV, I feel we may never completely eradicate them.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 11:48 PM (8ay4x)

You keep posting that same thing over and over, Truman.

I don't think anybody gives a shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 06:52 PM (bxiXv)

401 Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 11:47 PM (FMbng)

That doesn't change that the CoE and Catholicism are pretty much the same. Just because they don't want to admit it doesn't mean anything. We all know the bloody history between the Catholics and Protestants in England.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:52 PM (YxBuk)

402

i've been to the river walk before and it was cool........... i had no idea it was there until i went to the Alamo.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 11:47 PM (uxHtq

One of the few wonderful things in San Antonio.

Oh, and Shamu..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 06:52 PM (uR5Zf)

403 The Orioles.... ah nevermind.  They, too, are a Yankees farm team.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 06:52 PM (yQWNf)

404 And after saying that I give you the Emo Philips Heretic Joke.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 06:52 PM (oVQFe)

405 She barely has a bust.

Posted by: MissTammy at April 29, 2011 11:47 PM (SsG4J)

One does not need humongous fun-bags of fatty tissue to have great nips, MissTammy.  Just sayin . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 06:53 PM (ixG3W)

406 386 What are the odds that, after losing the election in '12, President General Mcfuckedhisshortgameup pardons all the prisoners at GITMO?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 29, 2011 11:46 PM (TLzjV)


Right after he pardons all the illegal aliens.

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 06:53 PM (GfhFm)

407 I had G. Brett cleats when I was eleven playing Little League Dixie Youth Baseball.  The older kids made fun of me.  Jackholes.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:53 PM (1fanL)

408 What's up roonz and roonettez?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 06:53 PM (f4gk9)

409 Oops, I meant pennant race.

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2011 06:53 PM (ihSHD)

410 Anglican = Episcopalian, right? Anglican is the alternative name to Church of England?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:54 PM (YxBuk)

411 What are the odds that, after losing the election in '12, President General Mcfuckedhisshortgameup pardons all the prisoners at GITMO?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 29, 2011 11:46 PM (TLzjV)


Right after he pardons all the illegal aliens.

 

I am #1 on the list, Bitchez!


Posted by: Mumia at April 29, 2011 06:54 PM (ihSHD)

412

Speaking of baseball

Hey, I just found out that my son't little league is going to have Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi and Roger Clemons come to the awards dinner to give out the awards for good citizenship, fair play, and biggest forehead.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:54 PM (8ay4x)

413

The Orioles.... ah nevermind.  They, too, are a Yankees farm team.

I like the Orioles in about 1 year. Great young staff.

And they have...........The Greatness...........That Is.............Zach Britton!

Posted by: Mallamutt, yes, all my fantasy pitchers are named Zach at April 29, 2011 06:54 PM (OWjjx)

414 Even if we are not on the same page all the time, I like being in his space.

I will refrain from commenting about strap-ons.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 06:55 PM (sSeAQ)

415

We have 7 sacraments too. Seriously, as an Episcopalian I never have trouble when I go to a Catholic church (unless they do their service in Latin) because it is identical to the services I grew up reciting.

I can't take communion in the Catholic church though. Whereas the Episcopal church is more accomodating and allows any baptized Christian to take communion.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 06:55 PM (RZ8pf)

416 True. And next year its my Cubs and Albert Pujlos. And I can sit in St. Louis and watch all the mashing of teeth and wailings.

If the Cubs take Pujols I personally will take a goat to Wrigley field. The Cubs will ruin one of the greatest hitters in major league history just by making him a Cub.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:55 PM (EcDgd)

417 Anglican = Episcopalian, right? Anglican is the alternative name to Church of England?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:54 PM (YxBuk)


It depends on who you ask. The Episcopalians still seem to think so but not so much anybody else.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (th0op)

418 Katie Couric is 54; her boyfriend Brooks Perlin is 37. She says: "He challenges me in ways I  wouldn't be challenged otherwise. Even if we are not on the same page all the time, I like being in his space. I want to be a thoughtful, loving person to him in every way." And! "I've been called all kinds of things… I've been ‘cougared,' which was just obnoxious. But if it's good enough for Demi, right?"

Posted by: CDR M at April 29, 2011 11:52 PM (5I8G0)

"He challenges me to produce any kind of moisture in the Dry Gulch I call a snatch."

Why am I reminded of Michael Scott and Pam's mom?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (1fanL)

419 Well, it pretty much is the Catholic Church, just modified so that Henry VIII could divorce his wife, isn't it?

Yeah but during the service there was a whole lot of "no man shall put asunder" stuff which I thought odd. Only because my impression had always been that divorce wasn't the offense in CoE that it is in Catholicism. Not that I thought there would be any implicit "stay married until your don't want to anymore" message but it seemed that message of marriage being a forever thing was more pronounced than in even Catholic ceremonies.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (+pEDS)

420 Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 11:55 PM (RZ8pf)

Gotcha. Who says we never learn anything on the ONT?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (YxBuk)

421

You keep posting that same thing over and over, Truman.

I don't think anybody gives a shit.

I'm trying to make my online life more like my real life, where I say the same things over and over, and nobody gives a shit.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (8ay4x)

422

What's up roonz and roonettez?

Everybody is talking about this link at IOTW!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (2o7Ys)

423 I got a Carl Yastrzemski autographed baseball glove given to me when my neighbors moved away.  Their kids had moved out and they were just giving stuff away.  I kind of feel guilty about it now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 06:56 PM (yQWNf)

424 ""That doesn't change that the CoE and Catholicism are pretty much the same. Just because they don't want to admit it doesn't mean anything. We all know the bloody history between the Catholics and Protestants in England.""



yeah, I just thought that was a little odd. Kinda like being muslim, striking out the pedophile stuff, keeping the rest, and then saying  yeah no muslims can rule.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 06:57 PM (FMbng)

425 Friday night is good. Forensic Files on TV until I doze off.

Goodnight morons. Please drink more than my share!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 29, 2011 06:57 PM (7+pP9)

426 Anglican = Episcopalian, right? Anglican is the alternative name to Church of England? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 11:54 PM (YxBuk) Yes. They had to change the name to Episcopalian after independence.

Posted by: not the ex-'piskie you seek at April 29, 2011 06:57 PM (6MNtp)

427

I'm trying to make my online life more like my real life, where I say the same things over and over, and nobody gives a shit.

So, you have teenage daughters?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 29, 2011 06:57 PM (OWjjx)

428

I'm trying to make my online life more like my real life, where I say the same things over and over, and nobody gives a shit.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 11:56 PM (8ay4x)

Heh.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 06:58 PM (1fanL)

429 Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 11:57 PM (FMbng)

Under Mary only Catholics could rule. Hence the tumultuous succession of the Protestant Elizabeth I. There was a lot of back and forth on the matter. But the Protestants won.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 06:58 PM (YxBuk)

430 Truck Monkey, I must apologize.  A while back I glanced at your moniker and thought it said Trunk Monkey.  I just noticed the correct spelling tonight. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 06:59 PM (2o7Ys)

431 I got a Carl Yastrzemski autographed baseball glove given to me when my neighbors moved away.  Their kids had moved out and they were just giving stuff away.  I kind of feel guilty about it now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 11:56 PM (yQWNf)


I wouldn't. My first glove had Tony Conigliaro's signature on it. So you know how my fucking life ended up.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 06:59 PM (EcDgd)

432 Juliet Huddy looks amazing since she got a divorce and a boob job.

Superman came from space - how does he even have US citizenship to surrender?

Global warming nuts blaming insufficiently green Southerners for the tornadoes that killed them can just blow me.

OK ... [about the Queen] ... "she's so old she could have bought the Shroud of Turin at a white sale" is pretty funny.

Posted by: Fox Watcher at April 29, 2011 06:59 PM (5cGDj)

433 Katie Couric is 54; her boyfriend Brooks Perlin is 37. She says: "He challenges me in ways I  wouldn't be challenged otherwise.

Brooks Perlin
?  Now there's a manly-man kinda name.  I am almost pissing myself laughing here.  Is this true?

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:00 PM (ixG3W)

434 Someone got married today? Huh. Dunno how I missed that.
Oh yeah, sun was shining, that's how. I had more important things to do.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:00 PM (f4gk9)

435 The Episcopalians have better-tasting wafers.. not the cheap crap from Costco.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:00 PM (uR5Zf)

436

 Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 11:59 PM (EcDgd)

I loved Tony C. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 07:00 PM (yQWNf)

437 I always enjoyed the 60 Minutes Theme.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 29, 2011 07:00 PM (d6wkB)

438 Juliet Huddy had her boobs done?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 07:00 PM (sSeAQ)

439 Someone got married today? Huh. Dunno how I missed that.
Oh yeah, sun was shining, that's how. I had more important things to do.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 30, 2011 12:00 AM (f4gk9)

Careful.  You might be interesting in the topless picture of the bride.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:01 PM (1fanL)

440 Superman came from space - how does he even have US citizenship to surrender?

He was adopted by the Kents as a toddler.   He must have had it to go to work at the Daily Star and later the Daily Planet.  And in any case, Reagan gave them all blanket amnesty in 1986.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 07:01 PM (8ay4x)

441 Brooks Perlin?  Now there's a manly-man kinda name.  I am almost pissing myself laughing here.  Is this true?

C'mon, is there anything but metrosexuals living in Manhattan?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:01 PM (EcDgd)

442 I have watched my last Supeman movie.  I can't stand the self loving.self loathing libs. Not that it will be much of a sacrifice.  The last few Superman movies have been unbearable to watch anyway.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (2o7Ys)

443 449 Katie Couric is 54; her boyfriend Brooks Perlin is 37. She says: "He challenges me in ways I  wouldn't be challenged otherwise.

Brooks Perlin
?  Now there's a manly-man kinda name.  I am almost pissing myself laughing here.  Is this true?

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:00 AM (ixG3W)

I guess he makes her watch him screw his boyfriend.

Very challenging..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (uR5Zf)

444 England is the only place on Earth where you can't get a decent hamburger.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (nLQvb)

445 Ozzie Smith used to play for my hometown team way back when.  That's about as close to baseball as I get.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (f4gk9)

446 GGE of the Moron Horde, did you take the bait?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (2o7Ys)

447

"He challenges me to produce any kind of moisture in the Dry Gulch I call a snatch."

 

OK, that made me LOL!

And on that note, I go to bed!

Although, I my curiosity is piqued.  TJ, whatcha doing eating communion wafers? 

Posted by: Mumia at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (ihSHD)

448 Juliet Huddy had her boobs done?

Who hasn't?  It washes right off in the shower. 


Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:02 PM (ixG3W)

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:03 PM (1fanL)

450 The Episcopalians have better-tasting wafers.. not the cheap crap from Costco.

Well that does it. Since I found out that I'm welcomed to Episcopalian communion tonight I'm switching brands.

 

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 07:03 PM (+pEDS)

451

I'm trying to make my online life more like my real life, where I say the same things over and over, and nobody gives a shit.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 11:56 PM (8ay4x)

In that case, please carry on.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 07:03 PM (bxiXv)

452 Peaches wins the thread.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 07:03 PM (8ay4x)

453

Ozzie Smith used to play for my hometown team way back when.  That's about as close to baseball as I get.

The Pirates losing streak is 18 years old, I could legally f*ck it.

Ah, at least we have the Pens and Steelers.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2011 07:03 PM (DKV43)

454 ""Juliet Huddy looks amazing since she got a divorce and a boob job.""

I was wondering about those boobs. I remember a few years back she use to wear push up bras alot. These days she looks pretty full without any help.

Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2011 07:04 PM (FMbng)

455 Evenin', maroons.

Sorry for leaving that sidebar damned near unpopulated today. It was a busy one.

Miss anything?

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:04 PM (veZ9n)

456 Global warming nuts blaming insufficiently green Southerners for the tornadoes that killed them can just blow me.

Posted by: Fox Watcher at April 29, 2011 11:59 PM (5cGDj)

I approve of this message.

Careful.  You might be interesting in the topless picture of the bride.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 12:01 AM (1fanL)

Of course, but I didn't have to see anyone get married to be interested in the topless pictures of the bride.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:04 PM (f4gk9)

457 Juliet Huddy had her boobs done?

Who hasn't?  It washes right off in the shower. 


Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:02 AM (ixG3W)

I had to read this twice but when I finally got it. LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 07:04 PM (+pEDS)

458 Superman came from space - how does he even have US citizenship to surrender?

Superman's origin was reconned; He was "born" in Smallville because he was growing from an embryonic state and his maturity to an infant finished on the ground. 

The comic book editors who decided to turn Superman from an American icon (Truth, Justice, and the American Way) to a more international icon should follow Supes' example, renounce their own US citizenship, and protest non-violently for the protesters in Iran....

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 07:04 PM (c0A3e)

459 It's sort of like Anglicans are English Catholics who don't recognize the Pope as head of the Church; and Episcopalians are American Anglicans who don't recognize the British monarch as head of the Church.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 07:04 PM (Y1DZt)

460 Gotta go Roons. Goodnight

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 07:05 PM (2o7Ys)

461 I always liked to go visit Christian churches.  You guys are awesome.  You get snacks in the middle.  In some of them, you go up to the front, and the dude in the dress just shoves it right in your mouth!  So convenient!  And if you're a little short on money, they pass a plate of it around.  Very efficient charity operation there.

Posted by: Truman North, confirmed Jew at April 29, 2011 07:05 PM (8ay4x)

462

The Pirates losing streak is 18 years old, I could legally f*ck it.

Ah, at least we have the Pens and Steelers.

Posted by: Ben at April 30, 2011 12:03 AM (DKV43)


they need to go back to those ugly ass hats.

Posted by: Rocks at April 29, 2011 07:05 PM (th0op)

463


Who hasn't?  It washes right off in the shower.

Yeah, so politics is ....I'm sorry, what? What!?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 07:06 PM (7zt2W)

464

What's up roonz and roonettez?

Everybody is talking about this link at IOTW!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 11:56 PM

Gee, Dan, you think someone who would hire Gloria Allred would be embarrassed by anything?  At all?

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 07:06 PM (6zFxS)

465 ""Juliet Huddy looks amazing since she got a divorce and a boob job."" Her sex tape is kinda boring. Midgets are so 2008.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 07:06 PM (nLQvb)

466 If you prefer MILFs, Ben, then become a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.
8^(

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 07:07 PM (Y1DZt)

467 Show business kids making movies of themselves, you know they don't give a fuck about anybody else, you know you goin' to Las Vegas Las Vegas.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 07:07 PM (yQWNf)

468 GGE of the Moron Horde, did you take the bait?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 30, 2011 12:02 AM (2o7Ys)

uh...maybe?  (Boria Allred, really?)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:07 PM (f4gk9)

469

Ah, at least we have the Pens

Not anymore this season.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 07:08 PM (7zt2W)

470

The Pirates losing streak is 18 years old, I could legally f*ck it.

Ah, at least we have the Pens and Steelers.

Posted by: Ben at April 30, 2011 12:03 AM (DKV43)

Those Braves-Pirates series in the early 90s.  Freakin' epic.  Sid Bream.

And then they dropped off the map.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:08 PM (1fanL)

471 Who hasn't?  It washes right off in the shower.

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:02 AM

I think we have our winner right there

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2011 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

472 466 The Episcopalians have better-tasting wafers.. not the cheap crap from Costco.

Well that does it. Since I found out that I'm welcomed to Episcopalian communion tonight I'm switching brands.

 

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 30, 2011 12:03 AM (+pEDS)

Here in Texas, during Easter,  they put jalapenos in them.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:09 PM (uR5Zf)

473 Hey, she was working that bat like she knew what she was doing.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2011 07:09 PM (2o7Ys)

474 The Episcopalians have better-tasting wafers Hey, are you sneaking in and taste testing our hosts????? WTF? You need to pay for this sacriledge. Lets see now, how many of the 'ettes need louboutins?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 07:10 PM (YEwSM)

475 Finding my penis to pee every time I hit the men's room challenges me in ways I wouldn't be challenged otherwise.

Posted by: Brooks Perlin at April 29, 2011 07:10 PM (FYCiJ)

476 Who hasn't? It washes right off in the shower. Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:02 AM I think we have our winner right there Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 30, 2011 12:08 AM (JMmQ9) Daddy, what does that mean? Nevermind. Do your homework and go to bed.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 29, 2011 07:10 PM (nLQvb)

477 473 Juliet Huddy had her boobs done?

Who hasn't?  It washes right off in the shower. 


Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:02 AM (ixG3W)

And you win the pearl necklace!

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:10 PM (uR5Zf)

478 Oh, hey, I think the Pat picked up a Q-back today, no?  What's up with that?   How does Tom Fuckin' Brady feel about this? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:10 PM (ixG3W)

479 Meh, when you have a religion that serves sammiches instead of just crackers I'll convert.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:11 PM (f4gk9)

480 I really like Katie. She takes it like a man.

Posted by: Brooks Perlin at April 29, 2011 07:12 PM (th0op)

481 Turns out the leader of Canada's (even more) socialist party, which is inexplicably surging in the polls, was caught naked as a jaybird at a rub-and-tug a few years back.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 07:12 PM (sSeAQ)

482 498 Meh, when you have a religion that serves sammiches instead of just crackers I'll convert.

My religion never serves crackers.

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at April 29, 2011 07:12 PM (FYCiJ)

483 Oh, hey, I think the Pat picked up a Q-back today, no?  What's up with that?   How does Tom Fuckin' Brady feel about this? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:10 AM (ixG3W)

Heh, and in a case of perfect timing, Rob Thomas's "Welcome To the Real World" is playing on the 'puter right now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:12 PM (f4gk9)

484

So Episcopals split from Church of England after the Revolutionary War because the Priests had to pledge loyalty or whatever to the monarchy and obviously in the US that was no longer gonna happen. I think the easiest way to understand it is that we're all Anglican, there are 38 churches(groups in different countries) in the Anglican Communion. Anglican means we believe in one holy catholic and apostolic church. The Archbishop of Canterbury is the symbolic head of the Anglican Communion.

However, there are many Anglican churches in the rest of the world who believe that the mainline Anglican Communion is becoming waaay too liberal and they want to embrace a more traditional interpretation so there is a split in the Anglican Communion with churches splintering off and joining another grouping.

It would take a term paper to sort it all out and even then it only sorta makes sense.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:13 PM (RZ8pf)

485 Peaches: Ryan Mallet will be a fine replacement for Brady in a couple of years.  The real head-scratcher was taking two running backs, when we've done fine picking them off the scrap heap over the last few years.

Posted by: Truman North, confirmed Jew at April 29, 2011 07:13 PM (8ay4x)

486 Oh, hey, I think the Pat picked up a Q-back today, no?  What's up with that?   How does Tom Fuckin' Brady feel about this? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:10 AM (ixG3W)

Ryan Mallett, Arkansas.  It's kinda how they got Brady when they had Bledsoe.  Mallett probably won't be a threat any time soon.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:13 PM (1fanL)

487 My religion never serves crackers.

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at April 30, 2011 12:12 AM (FYCiJ)

Oh hey, there you are. I'll have a Jack and Coke, thanks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:13 PM (f4gk9)

488 Man, a guy goes away for a bit and this place just starts buzzin'.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 07:14 PM (6neGz)

489

Oh hey, there you are. I'll have a Jack and Coke, thanks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 30, 2011 12:13 AM (f4gk9)

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:14 PM (f4gk9)

490 Who hasn't?  It washes right off in the shower. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:02 AM (ixG3W)

,,,,,,,,,

Peaches, that was funny.........  you can leave your hat om.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 07:14 PM (uxHtq)

491 Well, I guess there was some kind of big wedding today.

Part of it are being shown on BBC America right now (21:15 PDT). Was the couple standing the whole damn time? If they did, that had to have sucked big time.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 29, 2011 07:14 PM (Kd7IW)

492 Hey Trunk Truck Monkey, how'd you like Two Against Nature?  I was prepared to hate it, but I ended up liking it.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:16 PM (1fanL)

493

Ryan Mallett, Arkansas.  It's kinda how they got Brady when they had Bledsoe.  Mallett probably won't be a threat any time soon.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 12:13 AM (1fanL)

First, Bledsoe was NO Brady.  Second, I hope this will somehow ensure that TFB will get a damn haircut before he shows up to training camp, cause I am tired of the ridicule . . . even if I'm dishing it out myself.

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:16 PM (ixG3W)

494 My religion never serves crackers.
Philosophical thread winner.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 07:17 PM (Y1DZt)

495

Part of it are being shown on BBC America right now (21:15 PDT).

Since the president can tell the big oil companies to charge less for gas, I think he should also tell the people who keep time to use one time zone for the whole US, so it's easier for me to tell what time things are on the other coast.

Posted by: Typical douchebag voter at April 29, 2011 07:17 PM (8ay4x)

496 Turns out the leader of Canada's (even more) socialist party, which is inexplicably surging in the polls, was caught naked as a jaybird at a rub-and-tug a few years back.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2011 12:12 AM (sSeAQ)


"He came on a bicycle. I escorted him down and he went away on his bike."

Only a friggin' liberal would ride a bike to a massage parlor.

Posted by: Brooks Perlin at April 29, 2011 07:18 PM (th0op)

497 cause I am tired of the ridicule . . . even if I'm dishing it out myself.

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:16 AM (ixG3W)

Damn, you are on fire tonight aren't you?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:18 PM (f4gk9)

498 My religion never serves crackers. Posted by: Jeremiah Wright Uh oh, time for a cage match between peaches and revrun wright

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 07:18 PM (YEwSM)

499 Bledsoe was pretty good back in the day with Parcells. He just had no supporting cast. But I hear he is doing pretty good today with his vineyards outside of Walla Walla Washington.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:18 PM (EcDgd)

500 Was the couple standing the whole damn time?
No. Also kneeling a few times and sitting during the sermon.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2011 07:19 PM (Y1DZt)

501 516 cause I am tired of the ridicule . . . even if I'm dishing it out myself.

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:16 AM (ixG3W)

I'm going to give Brooks Perlin your number. Katy is asleep.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:19 PM (uR5Zf)

502 >> Oh, hey, I think the Pat picked up a Q-back today, no?  What's up with that?   How does Tom Fuckin' Brady feel about this?

Ask Matt Cassel.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:19 PM (veZ9n)

503 No. Also kneeling a few times and sitting during the sermon.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2011 12:19 AM (Y1DZt)

damn I wish I had kept that picture...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:19 PM (f4gk9)

504

First, Bledsoe was NO Brady.  Second, I hope this will somehow ensure that TFB will get a damn haircut before he shows up to training camp, cause I am tired of the ridicule . . . even if I'm dishing it out myself.

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:16 AM (ixG3W)

Much as I dislike Brady, I agree.  Just that they had this completely established starter, and took a flyer on a QB nobody else was interested in.  I don't think Mallett is a Brady either, but he's got the physical tools to be a good QB.  Mentally?  I don't know.  And I hate his fucking accent.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:20 PM (1fanL)

505 Drew Bledsoe was the prototypical QB in his day.  Eventually teams figured out that if you blitz the fuck out of him, he was a total sitting suck.  Bill Bellichick ended Bledsoe's productive career about five years early.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 07:22 PM (8ay4x)

506 493 The Episcopalians have better-tasting wafers

Hey, are you sneaking in and taste testing our hosts????? WTF? You need to pay for this sacriledge. Lets see now, how many of the 'ettes need louboutins?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2011 12:10 AM (YEwSM)

Well, let me just say this: they sure didn't taste as good with gefilte fish as matzohs.

Damn bebe, you're going kill my Black AMEX. Couldn't I trade you down to Jimmy Choos?

 

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:23 PM (uR5Zf)

507 Um, not to be religiously pure or anything, because I'm not, but I'm pretty sure that if you don't believe in Christ you shouldn't be eating his body.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:23 PM (RZ8pf)

508 Mentally?  I don't know.  And I hate his fucking accent.

If your sister makes it all the way to Little Rock, then she becomes your cousin!
Sooooooowwwwweeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ryan Fucking Mallett at April 29, 2011 07:24 PM (EcDgd)

509 FUBAR, TFB just might be the greatest quarterback of all time.  And it's not just me sayin' it, it's everybody who gets to run their mouth on tv during football season.  And they say it in a reverential tone.  As well they should.  Unless they're goofin' on his hair, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:24 PM (ixG3W)

510

We all believe in Christ.  What's not to believe?

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 07:24 PM (8ay4x)

511 498 Meh, when you have a religion that serves sammiches instead of just crackers I'll convert.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 30, 2011 12:11 AM (f4gk9)

How about cookies?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 07:25 PM (bxiXv)

512 526 Um, not to be religiously pure or anything, because I'm not, but I'm pretty sure that if you don't believe in Christ you shouldn't be eating his body.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2011 12:23 AM (RZ8pf)

Now, I was just kidding, PGiS....

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:25 PM (uR5Zf)

513 Um, not to be religiously pure or anything, because I'm not, but I'm pretty sure that if you don't believe in Christ you shouldn't be eating his body.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2011 12:23 AM (RZ8pf)

Ritual cannibalism.  Fascinating stuff.  Unless you believe in transubstantiation, then it's actual cannibalism.  Never understood how that just slides by.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:26 PM (1fanL)

514 Couldn't I trade you down to Jimmy Choos? ok, but IF and this is a big IF we can actually find some cute ones. they have been fugly of late.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 07:26 PM (YEwSM)

515 Oh wait, you have a black AMEX? Well then nevermind, you can eat whatever you want!

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:27 PM (RZ8pf)

516 Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:24 AM (ixG3W)

Nope. As a Cowboys fan who has a perpetual hatred of all things 49ers, I have to say that Joe Montana was the greatest QB of all time. Without arguing stats, prove me wrong.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:27 PM (EcDgd)

517 Now, I was just kidding, PGiS....Posted by: TexasJew Dammit PGIS, i had us all lined up for new choos for his sins!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 07:28 PM (YEwSM)

518

 new choos for his sins!!!!

Is that the new 8th sacrament I keep hearing about?

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:29 PM (RZ8pf)

519 Without arguing stats

Huh?  What else you gonna talk about?  Hairstyles?

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:29 PM (ixG3W)

520 Ritual cannibalism. Fascinating stuff. Unless you believe in transubstantiation, then it's actual cannibalism. Never understood how that just slides by. Really, man? 80% of this country is Christian and you have to make that joke?

Posted by: not the ex-'piskie you seek at April 29, 2011 07:29 PM (6MNtp)

521 Thank Gaia we have such things like the Interstate Commerce Clause:

Feds sting Amish farmer selling raw milk locally

/I wouldn't drink raw milk for the reasons given in the article, but if somebody wants to, and they're fully appraised of the risk, why not let them?  Here's just another example of a government overstepping its bounds into hyper-regulation. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 07:30 PM (c0A3e)

522 534 Couldn't I trade you down to Jimmy Choos?

ok, but IF and this is a big IF we can actually find some cute ones. they have been fugly of late.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2011 12:26 AM (YEwSM)

:-(

Hope the Saudis keep the lid on production, at that rate..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:30 PM (uR5Zf)

523 Is that the new 8th sacrament I keep hearing about? Why yes, yes it is. Everyone else with black amexes and sins, please step up to the shoe counter.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 07:30 PM (YEwSM)

524 Katie Coric has a "boyfriend" named Brooks Perlins and not one colonscopy joke? I'm disappointed in you morons.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 07:31 PM (+pEDS)

525

How about cookies?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2011 12:25 AM (bxiXv)

I'm in.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:31 PM (f4gk9)

526 FUBAR, TFB just might be the greatest quarterback of all time.  And it's not just me sayin' it, it's everybody who gets to run their mouth on tv during football season.  And they say it in a reverential tone.  As well they should.  Unless they're goofin' on his hair, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:24 AM (ixG3W)

Yeah.  He's good.  I hate him.  He's a green hypocrite, and has a shitty attitude.  I'd rather have Montana.  Or Bradshaw.  Or the Mormon.

I really like Phil Simms.  He hardly looked like an athlete, but he got the job done.  And he had one of the best lines I've ever heard on TV.  Announcing with the less famous Gumbel brother, who was going on and on about Terrell Davis' head for football, hard worker, first one in the locker room, last one out, all the intangibles, blah blah blah. 

And Phil Simms says, "Yeah, and it helps to have arms as big as my legs."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:31 PM (1fanL)

527

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 12:27 AM (EcDgd)

best QB of all time is a tuff call but i would vote for Montana also.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 07:31 PM (uxHtq)

528 FUBAR, TFB just might be the greatest quarterback of all time.

Draft history on quarterbacks is really interesting. You had Brady go in the 6th round and Joe Montana in the 3rd - both multi-Super Bowl winners, Hall of Famers, etc.

Meanwhile, first-round picks Ryan Leaf, Cade McNown, etc. ... nowheresville.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:33 PM (veZ9n)

529 Katie Coric has a "boyfriend" named Brooks Perlins and not one colonscopy joke? I'm disappointed in you morons.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 30, 2011 12:31 AM (+pEDS)

I thought that WAS the joke...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:33 PM (f4gk9)

530 I dropped a 6.2 Couric a few minutes ago. It was no laughing matter.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:34 PM (veZ9n)

531 Really, man? 80% of this country is Christian and you have to make that joke?

Posted by: not the ex-'piskie you seek at April 30, 2011 12:29 AM (6MNtp)

I'm not making a joke.  What would you call it?  Oh, and I was raised Southern Baptist, just for the record.  But I don't know what else to call it.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:34 PM (1fanL)

532 And then it got me thinking that the Church of England and Catholicism are actually quite similar except for a some tweaks here and there.

Well, it pretty much is the Catholic Church, just modified so that Henry VIII could divorce his wife, isn't it?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2011 11:44 PM (sSeAQ)

Uh, no. There's that whole heretic thing that the CofE has going for it, plus the lack of apostolic succession, and then there's the lack of basic obedience to the Holy See, and then the abnegation of Sacraments, and ... well... no. They really aren't even close any more.

Of course, the folks in the CofE who decided they are tired of being led by a bunch of limp-wristed morons who joined the church as a dating club? Well, they are being let back into the Catholic Church, but they must renounce their allegiance to the Head of the Church of England, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth R. So, it's pretty much one or the other.

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 07:35 PM (QuGK2)

533 Hey Trunk Truck Monkey, how'd you like Two Against Nature? I was prepared to hate it, but I ended up liking it. Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 12:16 AM (1fanL) ----------------------------------------------------------- Steely Dan could sing the phone book and I would like it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 07:35 PM (yQWNf)

534 Meanwhile, first-round picks Ryan Leaf, Cade McNown, etc. ... nowheresville.

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 12:33 AM (veZ9n)

Hey, what about me???

Posted by: Matt Leinart at April 29, 2011 07:35 PM (ixG3W)

535 No contest, Montana.

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 07:36 PM (GfhFm)

536 Steely Dan could sing the phone book and I would like it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2011 12:35 AM (yQWNf)

Damn skippy.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:36 PM (1fanL)

537 Huh?  What else you gonna talk about?  Hairstyles?

I'm going to talk about winning, championships, come from behind victories, clutch performances, and of course the ability to take a team (93 Chiefs) to the AFC championship game when they haven't done shit since the Len Dawson era or won a playoff game since, when the experts said Montana was too old. Bradshaw and Montana are the only QB's to win 4 Super Bowls. Montana also took a second team almost to the Super Bowl. Montana is the greatest QB of all time.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:36 PM (EcDgd)

538 No contest, Montana.

Is this one of those "math is hard" things?  Because what is sports, if not stats?  You guys are just h8rs.

Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2011 07:37 PM (ixG3W)

539

 Katie Coric has a "boyfriend" named Brooks Perlins and not one colonscopy joke? I'm disappointed in you morons.

That's where she found him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 07:37 PM (7zt2W)

540 Bradshaw and Montana are the only QB's to win 4 Super Bowls. Montana also took a second team almost to the Super Bowl. Montana is the greatest QB of all time.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 12:36 AM (EcDgd)

I agree, and I say that as a life-long Pittsburg fan and hater of anything Kansas City (sorry, I grew up too close to there, familiarity breeds outright fuckin' contempt).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:38 PM (f4gk9)

541 What would I call it? εὐχαριστία. That's what I'd call it, because I'm Orthodox.

Posted by: not the ex-'piskie you seek at April 29, 2011 07:38 PM (6MNtp)

542 535 Oh wait, you have a black AMEX? Well then nevermind, you can eat whatever you want!

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2011 12:27 AM (RZ8pf)

Bow chicka wow wow!

Posted by: Lavernius Tucker at April 29, 2011 07:38 PM (bxiXv)

543 Modify my last to except the Harley Davidson plant in KC, it's only Sportsters but they're OK I guess.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:38 PM (f4gk9)

544 Montana also had better hair than Brady.

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 07:38 PM (GfhFm)

545

Brooks sounds like he was born with a silver spoon in his colon.

I have an icky, thinking of Couric dating anyone. It is a huge disappointment to me that Chris Botti played that instrument.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

546

I'm in.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 30, 2011 12:31 AM (f4gk9)

MWUHAHAHAHA!

MWUHAHA... (choke) (cough)

Stupid rice crackers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 07:39 PM (bxiXv)

547 No, seriously, I'm here.  Just keep getting distracted by... oh look!

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 07:39 PM (6neGz)

548 Bradshaw and Montana are the only QB's to win 4 Super Bowls. Montana also took a second team almost to the Super Bowl. Montana is the greatest QB of all time.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 12:36 AM (EcDgd)

Not gonna argue.  I will say I think Bradshaw's supporting cast wasn't as good as Montana's.  Quite.  It's a close thing.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:40 PM (1fanL)

549 #108: Denis Leary had a funny story about nut-kicking in his book Why We Suck. It's pretty much the book he talked about writing back in the early '90s, and got around to it a few years ago, although he did change the title from the original Shut The Fuck Up by Dr. Denis Leary. I think he was just waiting to be given an honorary doctorate before sending it to the publisher. Anyway, I won't spoil it here, but suffice to say young Dr. Leary learned an important lesson.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 07:40 PM (mfQD5)

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 07:40 PM (8ay4x)

551 >> Hey, what about me???

Pussy.

You know, I never liked you, Leinart, from the moment you stood on the sidelines after Vince Young kicked you in the poon and cried that the best team didn't win that night. Yes. The fuck. They did.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:42 PM (veZ9n)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 07:42 PM (c0A3e)

553 Best boobs money can buy. Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 10:49 PM (1fanL) Not by a long shot. I've seen better bolt-ons live and in person.

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 07:43 PM (XHKIS)

554 >> Montana gets the edge over Brady though.  No Super Bowl loses and not one interception in those 4 Super Bowls.

Montana was a pure badass. He's got my vote.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:43 PM (veZ9n)

555 What would I call it? εὐχαριστία. That's what I'd call it, because I'm Orthodox.

Posted by: not the ex-'piskie you seek at April 30, 2011 12:38 AM (6MNtp)

You keep using this word.  I dona think it means what you think it means.

I keed.  I have no idea what it means.  When I was a smart mouth college boy, I used to like shocking folks by talking about it.  The one rebuttal was "Jesus wasn't human, it ain't cannibalism."  But now I'm thinking he had a human body and blood.  Just idle chatter.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:43 PM (1fanL)

556 Heath Shuler has to be up there in the "all time NFL great" quarterbacks.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2011 07:44 PM (yQWNf)

557 what Ukulele?

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 07:45 PM (uxHtq)

558 581 what Ukulele?

Posted by: Racefan at April 30, 2011 12:45 AM (uxHtq)


Try zooming in.

Posted by: just trying to liven things up around here at April 29, 2011 07:46 PM (GfhFm)

559 I already have a pair of Choos. I want Louboutins.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 07:46 PM (YxBuk)

560 We have commercials playing on the radio, like you probably do, of Rudy G. marketing some sort of talk with a bunch of people, including Joe Montana... for on $9.95 for your whole office!!!

So, what are they selling?  Tony Robbins shit?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 07:46 PM (6neGz)

561 I must be the only dude on the planet that thinks Natalie Portman is squirrelly-lookin'

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 07:46 PM (XHKIS)

562 Does Elway at least deserve a mention?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:46 PM (1fanL)

563 Well we know the worst is Jamarcus Russell.

Fuck him! He ain't even the worst in the AFC west.

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at April 29, 2011 07:46 PM (EcDgd)

564 I just want to point out three things: 1) if a planet is providing its resources to the enemy and not to you, it's no economic loss to annihilate it. 2) demonstrating that you are just that bat-shit crazy that you'll waste an entire fucking planet is a good way to make the enemy think twice about pissing you off. 3) you can always scoop up the rubble left over from the planetary detonation and run it through an ore extractor to get materials for your next Death Star.

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 07:47 PM (jHRBb)

565

Stupid rice crackers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2011 12:39 AM (bxiXv)

FWIW, the last comment is mine.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:47 PM (f4gk9)

566 Jamarcus throws a mean block downfield.  I think he would make a pretty good tight end.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 07:47 PM (8ay4x)

567 I already have a pair of Choos. I want Louboutins.

I'm not offended by blasphemy but I want in on this.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 07:48 PM (+pEDS)

568 I must be the only dude on the planet that thinks Natalie Portman is squirrelly-lookin'

Posted by: alexthedude at April 30, 2011 12:46 AM (XHKIS)

Wouldn't be my first choice of starlets.  But have you seen the Natalie Portman rap on SNL?  That was some funny shit.  Bonus points for that.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:48 PM (1fanL)

569 >> Heath Shuler has to be up there in the "all time NFL great" quarterbacks.

I watched that cocksucker beat us (UGA) in his big-stage debut in a game that we fucking owned. We created that turd, and I apologize on behalf of the Bulldawg Nation.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:49 PM (veZ9n)

570 Natalie Portman?  I never dated midgets.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 07:49 PM (6neGz)

571 Does Elway at least deserve a mention?

Yes. He had all the intangibles as Montana with the exception of a running game. But at times he would act like Favre and think that only he could win the game. Most of the time he was right, but not all the time.

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at April 29, 2011 07:49 PM (EcDgd)

572 #582: I have to disagree there. I think Cracked makes a solid case for Mike Briggs in this article

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 07:49 PM (mfQD5)

573 Fucking sock!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:49 PM (EcDgd)

574 OK.  This is surely a moron worthy test.  Can you spot the Ukulele?

Posted by: CDR M at April 30, 2011 12:42 AM (5I8G0)

Uh, no. I guess not.  Play it again, Sam (yes, I know it's a mis-quote).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:50 PM (f4gk9)

575 I already have a pair of Choos. I want Louboutins. We'll just have to take turns holding tj down while we violate his black amex.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2011 07:50 PM (YEwSM)

576 Remove the spaces from the url in #598.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 07:50 PM (mfQD5)

577 587 I must be the only dude on the planet that thinks Natalie Portman is squirrelly-lookin'

Posted by: alexthedude at April 30, 2011 12:46 AM (XHKIS)


I think she looks like a squirrel too. That's why I want to eat her.

Posted by: honey badger at April 29, 2011 07:50 PM (GfhFm)

578 Heh, I was looking around about the best quarterback thing and came across a list with Bart Starr as #3 all-time. You've got to be kidding me.

Posted by: The Notion at April 29, 2011 07:50 PM (hD0CU)

579

Rum, what about the Louboutins Victoria Beckham was wearing today? I can't believe that even pregnant she totters around in heels that high. Well, frankly I can't believe she's pregnant again either.

I think someone here made a crack that she looked like a demented flight attendant in that get-up.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:50 PM (RZ8pf)

580 586 We have commercials playing on the radio, like you probably do, of Rudy G. marketing some sort of talk with a bunch of people, including Joe Montana... for on $9.95 for your whole office!!! So, what are they selling?  Tony Robbins shit? Posted by: Papa Editor at April 30, 2011 12:46 AM (6neGz) Yes. The celebrities draw you to the event, and between their speeches, they bring out Zig Ziglar and Brian Tracy and people like that to pitch their CDs and books, which you can buy in the lobby.

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 07:51 PM (jHRBb)

581 I'm not offended by blasphemy but I want in on this.

I'm not even religious and I want in!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 07:51 PM (YxBuk)

582

I think she looks like a squirrel too. That's why I want to eat her.

Posted by: honey badger at April 30, 2011 12:50 AM (GfhFm)

Ha, cryin' shame the thread-winner has already been awarded for tonight.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:51 PM (f4gk9)

583 Ooo, I love that phrase "violate his black AMEX"

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:51 PM (RZ8pf)

584 Oh, and poor ol' Archie Manning?  Talk about a waste of talent.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:51 PM (1fanL)

585 theres a famous burger place in Atlanta called the Varsity. they have a picture of Montana and most of the 49s on the wall taken back in the day. they were eating after kicking the Falcons ass one Sunday.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 07:52 PM (uxHtq)

586 And we're in the 600's, yeah!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:52 PM (f4gk9)

587 No mention of Dan McGwire in the all time greatest QBs?  Wow, shocker.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 07:53 PM (6neGz)

588 I'm sorry, Natalie Portman is not the least bit attractive to me only because I have seen her in a couple movies when she was barely a teenager. Also because I am an old fuck with a 26 year old daughter.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:53 PM (EcDgd)

589 Late to the ONT... What'd I miss?

Posted by: soulpile is... an expendable sith padawan at April 29, 2011 07:54 PM (afWhQ)

590 596 Natalie Portman?  I never dated midgets. Posted by: Papa Editor at April 30, 2011 12:49 AM (6neGz) We call 'em "spinners."

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 07:54 PM (jHRBb)

591 Also because I am an old fuck with a 26 year old daughter.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 12:53 AM (EcDgd)

Yeah, that does kinda take the joy right out of it, doesn't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:54 PM (f4gk9)

592 Yes. The celebrities draw you to the event, and between their speeches, they bring out Zig Ziglar and Brian Tracy and people like that to pitch their CDs and books, which you can buy in the lobby.

Posted by: stuiec at April 30, 2011 12:51 AM (jHRBb)

I knew it.  So people fall for that shit, then, huh?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 07:54 PM (6neGz)

593 Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2011 12:50 AM (RZ8pf)

Her hat is strange, but overall the outfit isn't too bad. The heels though...yikes! I wouldn't be able to walk in those normally, let alone pregnant. I remember seeing an article here on the ONT once where she said she only ever wears heels. And she has some pretty nasty bunions to prove it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 29, 2011 07:54 PM (YxBuk)

594 theres a famous burger place in Atlanta called the Varsity. 

Posted by: Racefan at April 30, 2011 12:52 AM (uxHtq)

Yeah.  I lived a few blocks from it for a while.  Don't eat there unless you want the green shits.  Not even kidding a little bit.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 07:55 PM (1fanL)

595 From Dawn Till Dusk is on 254....who's the chick with the snake?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 07:55 PM (7zt2W)

596 As far as I can tell, the only thing Natalie Portman has going for her is that she can put her feet behind her head. I don't bat from that side of the plate, but honestly, a guy could probably do better.

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 07:56 PM (QuGK2)

597 As far as I can tell, the only thing Natalie Portman has going for her is that she can put her feet behind her head. I don't bat from that side of the plate, but honestly, a guy could probably do better.

Posted by: tcn at April 30, 2011 12:56 AM (QuGK2)

She can act, too.

Posted by: George Lucas at April 29, 2011 07:56 PM (6neGz)

598 To me Roger Staubach was also one of the greatest and because I was a Cowboys fan. I also loved Aikman and his accuracy, but I have to grudgingly admit that his greatness was greatly enhanced by his supporting cast.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 07:57 PM (EcDgd)

599 >> Remove the spaces from the url in #598.

Fixt. And now clickable.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 07:57 PM (veZ9n)

600

Yeah, that does kinda take the joy right out of it, doesn't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 30, 2011 12:54 AM (f4gk9)

Every woman is somebody's daughter.  My daughter got me laid so much it wasn't even funny.

Posted by: Jenna Jameson's Father at April 29, 2011 07:57 PM (1fanL)

601 593 I already have a pair of Choos. I want Louboutins.

I'm not offended by blasphemy but I want in on this.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 30, 2011 12:48 AM (+pEDS)

Oy. Will you take a couple of barrels of oil and a Warhol print?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 07:58 PM (uR5Zf)

602

Night all. I'm going to go to bed and dream about violating black Amexes. And bad hats--though that may veer off into nightmare territory...

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:58 PM (RZ8pf)

603

FWIW, the last comment is mine.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 30, 2011 12:47 AM (f4gk9)

BWAHA.

Oh, you are worthy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 07:58 PM (bxiXv)

604 Night PGiS, sweet dreams. Sleep well and wake.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (f4gk9)

605

I have plenty of shoes, I'll take the barrel of oil.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (RZ8pf)

606

it's a nice night for a stroll down by the La Brea tar pits

 

or maybe dirty martinis at Gladstones to welcome in the DOOM

Posted by: Richard at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (OJjIU)

607 614 I'm sorry, Natalie Portman is not the least bit attractive to me only because I have seen her in a couple movies when she was barely a teenager. Also because I am an old fuck with a 26 year old daughter. Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 12:53 AM (EcDgd) By coincidence, at this moment the radio is playing "Million Dollar Secret": I got a man who's 78 And I'm just 23 All my friends think I am crazy But his will's made out to me! Get you an old man That's what you ought to do He'll give you lots of loving But he'll give you lots of money too

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (jHRBb)

608 PGiS... they're saying 67 for Sunday!!! 

Posted by: George Lucas at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (6neGz)

609 Her hat is strange, but overall the outfit isn't too bad. The heels though...yikes! I wouldn't be able to walk in those normally, let alone pregnant. I remember seeing an article here on the ONT once where she said she only ever wears heels. And she has some pretty nasty bunions to prove it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 30, 2011 12:54 AM (YxBuk)

Those are seriously wicked shoes. You know they are expensive because of the foot surgery she will need later--she must be loaded. And that hat? Well, maybe she should have gone simpler. Looks like 60's space waitress to me.

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (QuGK2)

610 621 From Dawn Till Dusk is on 254....who's the chick with the snake?   Ru Paul?

Posted by: Alex at April 29, 2011 07:59 PM (J2ejK)

611 I do find Portman attractive, but then I'm 37, and she's on the low end of the age group I favor. In addition to her good looks and her money, she's Jewish, intellectual and hard-working, and as that rap video shows, she can be funny. I think a guy could do a lot worse.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:00 PM (mfQD5)

612

Oh, you are worthy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2011 12:58 AM (bxiXv)

I am pleased you consider it so.

Posted by: Darth GGE, Lord of the Refuge at April 29, 2011 08:00 PM (f4gk9)

613 Staubach served, what was it, 4 years in the Navy between his college and NFL careers?

Yeah, he's a badass too.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:01 PM (veZ9n)

614

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 12:55 AM (1fanL)

best greasy fries and o-rings on the plant.....  i eat there everytime i go to a game....... thats the only reason i ever goto downtown At.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 08:01 PM (uxHtq)

615 632

I have plenty of shoes, I'll take the barrel of oil.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2011 12:59 AM (RZ8pf)

Where should I send the FedEx to?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 08:01 PM (uR5Zf)

616 The chick with the snake is Salma Hayek, and she has never looked the same since that and desperado... Portman rapping just doesn't get me giving bonus points FUBAR - sorry. And I am all for spinners, and although size matters - it isn't everything.

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 08:01 PM (XHKIS)

617 633 it's a nice night for a stroll down by the La Brea tar pits  Posted by: Richard at April 30, 2011 12:59 AM (OJjIU) Poco and Sepulveda, Where nobody's dreams come true

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 08:01 PM (jHRBb)

618 It's weird when you get to an age where you tell your adult daughter that a girl is very "pretty" when you know that back in the day you would tell everyone else you would hit that like a fastball across the plate.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:01 PM (EcDgd)

619 Can you imagine a FedEx delivery of a barrel of oil to my front porch? That would be epic.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2011 08:02 PM (RZ8pf)

620 RoP in action:

Muslim actress branded 'slut' after posing nude
If eman was here, I'm sure he'd expand his rescue protocols to include women who need shelter from Islamists...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 08:02 PM (c0A3e)

621 Boy, I am either less picky or have worse vision than some of you people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:02 PM (bxiXv)

622 48 - THREADWINNER!

Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (U/ebI)

623 'Night all

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (veZ9n)

624 To me Roger Staubach was also one of the greatest and because I was a Cowboys fan. I also loved Aikman and his accuracy, but I have to grudgingly admit that his greatness was greatly enhanced by his supporting cast.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 12:57 AM (EcDgd)

Staubach was OK.  Aikman is a fruit loop.  Emmitt's a chump too.  He should've gone to Auburn, but Florida offered his father more money.  The great thing about Smith is that he never beat Auburn, and the last time he didn't, he sat down on the field and cried like a little girl.  Ahh, memories.

But yeah, I think Emmitt had a very beneficial effect on Aikman's accuracy.  Along with the thug WR.  Irvin.  That was a bad time in my life.

Posted by: FUBAR, Cowboy Hater Extraordinaire at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (1fanL)

625 Boy, I am either less picky or have worse vision than some of you people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2011 01:02 AM (bxiXv)

No, you are just looking with only one eye.

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (QuGK2)

626 Muslim actress branded 'slut' after posing nude
If eman was here, I'm sure he'd expand his rescue protocols to include women who need shelter from Islamists...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 30, 2011 01:02 AM (c0A3e)

I have a spare room for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (bxiXv)

627 Seriously, just plain Alex, if you ruin that scene for me by jacking Ru Paul into my head I do not care if its like Dufresne in Shawshank Redemption - there is no intertube I will not crawl through to find you and exact revenge!!!

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (XHKIS)

628 639 I do find Portman attractive, but then I'm 37, and she's on the low end of the age group I favor. In addition to her good looks and her money, she's Jewish, intellectual and hard-working, and as that rap video shows, she can be funny. I think a guy could do a lot worse.

Too bad she's stuck on stupid, like the vast majority of Hollyweird stars and starlettes.  Her lack of intellectual curiosity and acumen was on full display during the 2004 election (and a bit during the 2008 election too). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 08:03 PM (c0A3e)

629 Boy, I am either less picky or have worse vision than some of you people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2011 01:02 AM (bxiXv)

How 'bout a 2-fer.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:04 PM (6neGz)

630 647 Can you imagine a FedEx delivery of a barrel of oil to my front porch? That would be epic.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2011 01:02 AM (RZ8pf)

I aim to please.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 08:04 PM (uR5Zf)

631 Staubach served, what was it, 4 years in the Navy between his college and NFL careers?

Yeah, he's a badass too.

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 01:01 AM (veZ9n)

Yep, he was the Academy's QB.

It's weird when you get to an age where you tell your adult daughter that a girl is very "pretty" when you know that back in the day you would tell everyone else you would hit that like a fastball across the plate.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 01:01 AM (EcDgd)

sigh.  Yeah, I remember when I dropped my subscription to Playboy, the centerfold was born the same year as my daughter.  I knew right then I was destined for the raincoat and park bench on the college campus.

Posted by: Darth GGE, Lord of the Refuge at April 29, 2011 08:04 PM (f4gk9)

632 best greasy fries and o-rings on the plant.....  i eat there everytime i go to a game....... thats the only reason i ever goto downtown At. Posted by: Racefan at April 30, 2011 01:01 AM (uxHtq) Varsity dogs or Varsity burgers? Which do they do better?

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 08:04 PM (jHRBb)

633 GO!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:05 PM (bxiXv)

634 PGiS, I have 7 barrels of waste oil I could send you.  I'll even have my driver deliver it to you.  It's waste Chevron Delo 400 LE, so not crude, but....

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:05 PM (6neGz)

635 Is it?

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 08:05 PM (QuGK2)

636 No, go faster.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:05 PM (bxiXv)

637 Ahhh, phooey.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (bxiXv)

638 Whoa!  That was waaaaay to close for my liking.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (6neGz)

639 48 - THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (U/ebI)

640 Well, some gotta win, and some gotta lose.

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (QuGK2)

641 Staubach served, what was it, 4 years in the Navy between his college and NFL careers?

I believe 6. He won the Heisman in '63 and was drafted by the Cowboys. He left the Navy in '69 to play with the Cowboys. He did carrier duty with the Navy in Vietnam.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (EcDgd)

642 Went to the Peppermill in Vegas. My wife's salad came with over a pound of grapes as GARNISH. Great place for a midnight meal.

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (jHRBb)

643 Whoa Tom Savini is in this.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 08:06 PM (7zt2W)

644 Oy. Will you take a couple of barrels of oil and a Warhol print?

'fraid not. Louboutins or nothing.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 08:07 PM (+pEDS)

645 #656: Yeah, that's why I'm not talking her up as the greatest thing since sliced bread. She definitely has her good points, though, and I can say that without having seen Black Swan.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:08 PM (mfQD5)

646

Seriously, just plain Alex, if you ruin that scene for me by jacking Ru Paul into my head I do not care if its like Dufresne in Shawshank Redemption - there is no intertube I will not crawl through to find you and exact revenge!!!

Mwahahaha!  Watch out, it's a spitting cobra!

Posted by: Alex at April 29, 2011 08:08 PM (J2ejK)

647 48 - THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at April 30, 2011 01:06 AM (U/ebI)

No, 464 THREAD WINNAH!  Try to keep up.

Posted by: Darth GGE, Lord of the Refuge at April 29, 2011 08:09 PM (f4gk9)

648 665 PGiS, I have 7 barrels of waste oil I could send you.  I'll even have my driver deliver it to you.  It's waste Chevron Delo 400 LE, so not crude, but....

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 30, 2011 01:05 AM (6neGz)

Yes, but mine is Nature's Own organic oil. From select late Devonian algae and aged in the earth for 360 million years to achieve that fine sulfrous bouquet of petroleum funkiness. 

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 08:09 PM (uR5Zf)

649 Posted by: FUBAR, Cowboy Hater Extraordinaire at April 30, 2011 01:03 AM (1fanL)

Oh you mean those assholes that won the Super Bowls after the '92, '93, and '95 seasons? Those guys?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:09 PM (EcDgd)

650 Varsity dogs or Varsity burgers? Which do they do better?

Posted by: stuiec at April 30, 2011 01:04 AM (jHRBb)

chile chez buger with a orange milkshake.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 08:09 PM (uxHtq)

651

Mwahahaha!  Watch out, it's a spitting cobra!

Posted by: Alex at April 30, 2011 01:08 AM (J2ejK)

Honey badger does not give a shit, but might want to take a bite.

Posted by: tcn at April 29, 2011 08:09 PM (QuGK2)

652 529 FUBAR, TFB just might be the greatest quarterback of all time.  And it's not just me sayin' it, it's everybody who gets to run their mouth on tv during football season.  And they say it in a reverential tone.  As well they should.  Unless they're goofin' on his hair, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at April 30, 2011 12:24 AM (ixG3W)

Just to be a dick, and while yes Brady is an excellent quarterback...  Its a lot easier when your coaches know what the defense is doing since they've been filming their signals.  And the Patriots did pretty well with his backup almost making the play offs after his knee injury.

That being said there is really only one quarterback playing right now I'd ever want on my team over him  Peyton Manning.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 08:10 PM (oVQFe)

653 665 PGiS, I have 7 barrels of waste oil I could send you. I'll even have my driver deliver it to you. It's waste Chevron Delo 400 LE, so not crude, but....

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 30, 2011 01:05 AM (6neGz)

There are small electrical generators that use waste oil to make POWER!

Just sayin'. Not sure if the EPA makes those impossible to get, but I've seen them at some medium-sized businesses.

Does it cost that much to get rid of in bulk?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:10 PM (bxiXv)

654 Be well, friends.  See you when my harridan of a wife allows me to ignore her and the children long enough to load the page.

Posted by: Truman North at April 29, 2011 08:11 PM (8ay4x)

655

How 'bout a 2-fer.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 30, 2011 01:04 AM (6neGz)

Could be.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:11 PM (bxiXv)

656 Portman: look, you can't hold being a leftist douchebag against her.  That would disqualify all of 'em.  It's like trying to find the best QB and calling 'em all sissies because they all wore pads.


Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:12 PM (1fanL)

657 Is TFB Tom Fuckin' Brady or Terry Fuckin' Bradshaw?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:12 PM (mfQD5)

658 That being said there is really only one quarterback playing right now I'd ever want on my team over him  Peyton Manning.

All right, straight up trade, Romo for Peyton. I would take him in a second.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:12 PM (EcDgd)

659

If you m&m's think I'll bite and blow-hard on my coming real.(read hoping like a  Mo**er F**King Train) deal major with players that know my 1st name, well........................

 

FERGHEABOUTIT...now about the DOOM

 

(sigh).....so out of ONT synch....so out of time...

night

Posted by: Richard at April 29, 2011 08:13 PM (OJjIU)

660 Varsity dogs or Varsity burgers? Which do they do better?

A) The real Varsity is in Athens.
2) Dawgs

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:13 PM (veZ9n)

661 Well roonz and roonettez, I'm out.  Been up all day with the most awesome infant boy in the world so I'm tired.  Going to spend most of Saturday with him, too, so I needs my rest.  Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 29, 2011 08:13 PM (f4gk9)

662 Oh you mean those assholes that won the Super Bowls after the '92, '93, and '95 seasons? Those guys?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 01:09 AM (EcDgd)

Like I said, it was a very dark period in my life.  And that Steelers-Cowboys 31-24 game just about drove me to drink.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:13 PM (1fanL)

663 671 48 - THREAD WINNER! Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at April 30, 2011 01:06 AM (U/ebI) A cautionary tale about the value of enunciating clearly: Before we wed, I asked my bride-to-be if, after the wedding, she'd let me have anal sex. I was excited when she said yes - but on our wedding night, I found out she thought I had said "ANNUAL sex."

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 08:14 PM (jHRBb)

664 676 Oy. Will you take a couple of barrels of oil and a Warhol print?

'fraid not. Louboutins or nothing.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 30, 2011 01:07 AM (+pEDS)

OK, you win..

Louboutins are probably cheaper than a couple of barrels of oil these days., anyway.. ;-)

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 08:14 PM (uR5Zf)

665 Varsity dogs or Varsity burgers? Which do they do better? Michael Vick could answer that question far better than I could.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:15 PM (mfQD5)

666

Does it cost that much to get rid of in bulk?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2011 01:10 AM (bxiXv)

If you do it wrong.  If you do it right, it's free.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:15 PM (6neGz)

667 Well here I am in the ER at Scripps probably du to MS and i have the MS. Walk in the morning. Is this irony?

Posted by: mpfs at April 29, 2011 08:16 PM (78ar0)

668

All right, straight up trade, Romo for Peyton. I would take him in a second.

As a convcrned Cowboy fan, I must say this.

Payton has peaked. On the other hand, Romo may never peak.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 08:16 PM (7zt2W)

669 OK - I am checking out to go get an ice cream sundae and cuppa joe before and frail whiny twists are held up as hot and Alex tries to transgender up any more hollywood depravity I can still bring myself to enjoy.

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 08:16 PM (XHKIS)

670 688 Portman: look, you can't hold being a leftist douchebag against her.  That would disqualify all of 'em.  It's like trying to find the best QB and calling 'em all sissies because they all wore pads. Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:12 AM (1fanL) Only the ones who wear Always pads....

Posted by: stuiec at April 29, 2011 08:17 PM (jHRBb)

671

Just to be a dick, and while yes Brady is an excellent quarterback...  Its a lot easier when your coaches know what the defense is doing since they've been filming their signals. 

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2011 01:10 AM (oVQFe)

I was watching the ESPN sluts fellate Belichick on national TV today, and was trying to remember what exactly his punishment was.  A stinging blow to the wrist area?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:17 PM (1fanL)

672 699 Well here I am in the ER at Scripps probably du to MS and i have the MS. Walk in the morning. Is this irony?

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2011 01:16 AM (78ar0)

Sorry to hear that, mpfs. But that's why the Walk is important, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 08:17 PM (uR5Zf)

673

Like I said, it was a very dark period in my life.  And that Steelers-Cowboys 31-24 game just about drove me to drink.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:13 AM (1fanL)


Thank you Neil O'Donnell for making me a multi-millionaire.

Posted by: Larry Brown, Dallas Cowboys, MVP Super Bowl XXX. at April 29, 2011 08:18 PM (EcDgd)

674 Well here I am in the ER at Scripps probably du to MS and i have the MS. Walk in the morning. Is this irony?

I'm so sorry you're not well tonight. I hope the ER is able to help you.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 08:18 PM (+pEDS)

675

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 01:13 AM (veZ9n)

you could be right but some of the people at the Atlanta one have worked there well over 50 years............

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 08:18 PM (uxHtq)

676 >> Is this irony?

Sorry to hear that, but yes, that is irony!

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:18 PM (veZ9n)

677 Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:12 AM (1fanL) Only the ones who wear Always pads.... Posted by: stuiec at April 30, 2011 01:17 AM (jHRBb) There are plenty of damn hot chicks out there that are not lefties.

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 08:19 PM (XHKIS)

678 , and was trying to remember what exactly his punishment was.  A stinging blow to the wrist area?

Five hundred thousand big ones to be exact.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:19 PM (EcDgd)

679 >> you could be right but some of the people at the Atlanta one have worked there well over 50 years............

I may be a tad biased.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:19 PM (veZ9n)

680 700

All right, straight up trade, Romo for Peyton. I would take him in a second.

As a convcrned Cowboy fan, I must say this.

Payton has peaked. On the other hand, Romo may never peak.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 30, 2011 01:16 AM (7zt2W)

If he's peaked then he must be a mesa.  I remember discussing last season how he was doing just "awful" and if you looked at his stats, they were pretty much exactly the same from the year before when he was doing "awesome."  And that was with really no running game and 3 of his top receivers out of commission.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 08:20 PM (oVQFe)

681

I was watching the ESPN sluts fellate Belichick on national TV today, and was trying to remember what exactly his punishment was.  A stinging blow to the wrist area?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:17 AM (1fanL)

A fine and they lost their draft pick. 

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 08:21 PM (oVQFe)

682

Thank you Neil O'Donnell for making me a multi-millionaire.

Posted by: Larry Brown, Dallas Cowboys, MVP Super Bowl XXX. at April 30, 2011 01:18 AM (EcDgd)

Man.  After I got over wanting to terminate his existence, I felt bad for O'Donnell.  Think how good that game would have been if he hadn't blown up.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:22 PM (1fanL)

683 699 Well here I am in the ER at Scripps probably du to MS and i have the MS. Walk in the morning. Is this irony?

My God, sorry to hear, mpfs.  Hopefully they can fix whatever's ailing you quickly.

Best of luck on your MS walk;  bless you for participating and bless everyone who contributed to the cause. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 29, 2011 08:22 PM (c0A3e)

684 #709: If I could just figure out where to meet them in the Denver area...

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:22 PM (mfQD5)

685 mpfs, I haven't said anything to anyone, but my B-i-L, very young, has just recently been diagnosed with MS.  We don't really have a clue what it means, except that he's been on steroids for some time. 

Take it easy.

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:22 PM (6neGz)

686 >> Just to be a dick, and while yes Brady is an excellent quarterback...  Its a lot easier when your coaches know what the defense is doing since they've been filming their signals.

Because Belichick is the only person who has ever done that, right?

He got caught. They all look for an edge against each other, legal or illegal.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:23 PM (veZ9n)

687 My niece was diagnosed with MS a year ago and she is doing the walk tomorrow. I'm too lazy for the walk, but I did give a donation to my nieces team and will get drunk with my family tomorrow night after the walk.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:23 PM (EcDgd)

688 699 Well here I am in the ER at Scripps probably du to MS and i have the MS. Walk in the morning. Is this irony?

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2011 01:16 AM (78ar0)

Oh NOES! Tell us you're okay.

Also, the true irony is that you're in the ER and posting at AOS.

I mean, yeah, I was bored in the ER too, but I wasn't posting on the internet. Until the second day in the ICU, that is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 08:23 PM (bxiXv)

689

not the praying type, but my thoughts are with you mrspaul

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 08:23 PM (5uxyr)

690 There are plenty of damn hot chicks out there that are not lefties.

Posted by: alexthedude at April 30, 2011 01:19 AM (XHKIS)

Starlets?  I thought we were choosing starlets.  I know Victoria Jackson isn't a lefty.  She doesn't exactly qualify any more.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:25 PM (1fanL)

691 Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:22 AM (1fanL)

It still was a good game. Remember when Pitt got the onside kick? Best Super Bowl since what's his name was wide right or wide left and let the Giants win.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 29, 2011 08:27 PM (EcDgd)

692

I was watching the ESPN sluts fellate Belichick on national TV today, and was trying to remember what exactly his punishment was.  A stinging blow to the wrist area?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:17 AM (1fanL)

It wasn't much of a punishment that year either.  Because they only had to give up their pick at 31.  And they actually had another pick much earlier in the draft that they had gained the year before in a trade with Dallas or someone else.  And they traded that one away anyways if memory serves.  So there was basically no one in the first round they were too terribly interested in anyways.

 

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 08:27 PM (oVQFe)

693

every time i eat there i walk around and look ay all the Pics on the walls. alot of sports people, old Rock bands, alot of history in there.

Posted by: Racefan at April 29, 2011 08:27 PM (uxHtq)

694 Starlets? I thought we were choosing starlets. I know Victoria Jackson isn't a lefty. She doesn't exactly qualify any more. Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:25 AM (1fanL) Oh! Ha, no. I'd take the babe at the local tanning salon over those dimtwits. Maybe that is why I am so hard on them. Beautiful women are everywhere.

Posted by: alexthedude at April 29, 2011 08:28 PM (XHKIS)

695

706

Here's the irony, just got off my shift in E.R, took a kid in around 1500 who had a most obviously angulated right wrist in a sling placed by the school nurse. The cool part was the gym shirt which had the school logo on the front but the phrase on the back bout made me piss my scrubs when he walked by...."Another Great Day For Physical Education" and I s*it you not!!  

Posted by: Richard at April 29, 2011 08:28 PM (OJjIU)

696

 CDR M

Not  impressed with that win tonight, cdr.  They are going to need better efforts than that to walk away with the series.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 08:28 PM (5uxyr)

697 So if there is no NFL season this year, should we set up a college football fantasy league then?

Posted by: CDR M at April 30, 2011 01:26 AM (5I8G0)

How 'bout a Victoria's Secret Lingerie Bowl fantasy league?

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:29 PM (6neGz)

698 Goodnight all ...

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 29, 2011 08:29 PM (+pEDS)

699

 #709: If I could just figure out where to meet them in the Denver area...

*snerk* You're screwed there.  I'm planning to move back to Denver next year, and I've already accepted this...

Posted by: Alex at April 29, 2011 08:29 PM (J2ejK)

700 Because Belichick is the only person who has ever done that, right?

He got caught. They all look for an edge against each other, legal or illegal.

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 01:23 AM (veZ9n)

Whups.  Did we smoke out a Patsies fan?  From Georgia?  Come on man, don't be a bandwagoneer.  Did anyone notice that Atlanta gave everything they had to get Julio Jones?  He's good and all, but come on.  6th pick?  And they gave away 5 picks to trade up?  I thought that was the worst pick of the draft.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:29 PM (1fanL)

701 733 Goodnight all ...

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 30, 2011 01:29 AM (+pEDS)

You too!

I shot you an email..

Buenas noches..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2011 08:29 PM (uR5Zf)

702 He got caught. They all look for an edge against each other, legal or illegal.

No way, that's a lie!

Posted by: Bobby Thomson of your New York Giants baseball team. at April 29, 2011 08:30 PM (EcDgd)

703 #724: I'm trying to think of other actresses I know to be conservative now... Suzanne Somers... Janine Turner... Sarah Michelle Gellar... They come out of that conservative closet, though, and they see their careers killed for it. I have great respect for them.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:33 PM (mfQD5)

Posted by: WTF? at April 29, 2011 08:34 PM (Ew27I)

705 I think I've gotten lost in this QB discussion, but did someone say they would take Romo over Peyton Manning. I want some of that stuff, man.

Posted by: The Notion at April 29, 2011 08:35 PM (hD0CU)

706 It still was a good game. Remember when Pitt got the onside kick? Best Super Bowl since what's his name was wide right or wide left and let the Giants win.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 30, 2011 01:27 AM (EcDgd)

Yeah, hard to claim it wasn't a great, great game, even though the good guys lost.

Poor ol' Scott Norwood.  You knew the Bills were gonna lose, it was just a question of how.  Was that the year (91?) the Bills had that insane comeback against the Oilers, down 31-3?  Or was it 35-3?  I sat through that whole second half thinking, "OK, if the Oilers score once more, or the Bills don't score on a possession, it's over and I'm outta here."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:35 PM (1fanL)

707

 Pavelski is a beast in the playoffs though. 

 

The Plumber is a hard workin' sob.  He brings it and makes Big Joe look like a slacker...

I thought the boarding call on BigBert was a marginal call at best.  He went for a chip and the Shark turned into it. 

Detroit will have a better offense once Zetterberg settles in...and if Pavel decides he wants to win a game by himself he will make it happen.  He tried awful hard to get Z involved tonight.

I hope it goes 7. 

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 08:36 PM (5uxyr)

708

LOL.  And my wife thought I spent too much time doing research for fantasy football last year!  Wait until we do this!

Posted by: CDR M at April 30, 2011 01:33 AM (5I8G0)

I'd never survive it, myself.  This I'm fully aware of.  Antifreeze?  No - just straight up strangulation. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at April 29, 2011 08:36 PM (6neGz)

709 Speaking of dumb young actresses, what the hell does a 26 year old someone like Scarlett Johanson see in 50 year old piss of shit like Sean Penn? "Entertainers" are fucked up.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 29, 2011 08:37 PM (GZitp)

710 #746: Is she no longer with Ryan Reynolds, then?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:37 PM (mfQD5)

711 Sarah Michelle Gellar... They come out of that conservative closet, though, and they see their careers killed for it. I have great respect for them.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 30, 2011 01:33 AM (mfQD5)

SMG is a conservative?  I think I just acquired a new crush, if the lump in my pants is any indication.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:37 PM (1fanL)

712 >> Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 01:29 AM (1fanL)

I live in Massholiachusetts. I'm from GA.

I could give a rat's ass about pro football.

My Dawgs, OTOH ...

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:37 PM (veZ9n)

713 #748: She sure is!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:39 PM (mfQD5)

714 More proof that Obama was born in Hawaii ... from a FOIA on Obama Sr. that was released on Wednesday ...

http://tinyurl.com/3epzfs3

Page 34 - "They have one child born Honolulu 08/04/1961."

Granted the rest of the document makes Obama Sr. look like a polygamist, illegal alien, foreign national, and complete *free shit army* leechfuck douchebag ...

Slightly changes my opinion of Obama Jr.  He's less of a douchebag than his dad by the nut hair that Obama Sr. left in every woman's vagina he banged ...

Posted by: The Total Lack of Obama's Transparency at April 29, 2011 08:40 PM (TLqEw)

715 what the hell does a 26 year old someone like Scarlett Johanson see in 50 year old piss of shit like Sean Penn? "Entertainers" are fucked up.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 30, 2011 01:37 AM (GZitp)

I think that particular unholy coupling is a good thing.  It helped me to finally put my obsession with her to rest.  She's some combination of stupid and liberal that I just couldn't put up with.  Makes it much easier to move on dot org.  To Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:40 PM (1fanL)

716 >> I think I've gotten lost in this QB discussion, but did someone say they would take Romo over Peyton Manning. I want some of that stuff, man.

I think exactly everybody was on the other side of that trade.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:40 PM (veZ9n)

717 I'm looking for an evidence link right now...

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:40 PM (mfQD5)

718 747 #746: Is she no longer with Ryan Reynolds, then?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 30, 2011 01:37 AM (mfQD5)

Nope.

Posted by: soulpile is... an expendable sith padawan at April 29, 2011 08:41 PM (afWhQ)

719 Slightly changes my opinion of Obama Jr.  He's less of a douchebag than his dad by the nut hair that Obama Sr. left in every woman's vagina he banged ...

Posted by: The Total Lack of Obama's Transparency at April 30, 2011 01:40 AM (TLqEw)

But he still idolizes the scumbag in his books, while ignoring the guys who actually raised him.  Bambi has issues.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:41 PM (1fanL)

720 >> It helped me to finally put my obsession with her to rest.  She's some combination of stupid and liberal that I just couldn't put up with.

Exactly. I mean the hooters are nice and all, but sheesh she is dumb as a fucking stump.

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:43 PM (veZ9n)

721 Here's the first link that came up on a Yahoo search for celebrity Republicans... SMG is listed. http://www.listafterlist.com /tabid /57 /listid /11770 /Politics /Celebrity+Republicans.aspx Remove the spaces.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:43 PM (mfQD5)

722 #747 Is she no longer with Ryan Reynolds, then?

That's gotta hurt, you and your wife split and she hooks up with Sean Penn.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 29, 2011 08:43 PM (GZitp)

723 I'm from GA.

I could give a rat's ass about pro football.

My Dawgs, OTOH ...

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 01:37 AM (veZ9n)

That's better.  I grew up in Auburn  Did you see where the Georgia Legislature passed a resolution honoring AU's NC?  Heh.

How did you manage to get from Georgia to Taxachusetts?  Kidnapped?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:43 PM (1fanL)

724

 Bambi has issues.

 

Lots of them...under his mattress.

 

Posted by: Playgirl Circulation Dept. at April 29, 2011 08:44 PM (5uxyr)

725 #759: That's worse than her leaving you for another woman!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:44 PM (mfQD5)

726 >> But he still idolizes the scumbag in his books, while ignoring the guys who actually raised him.  Bambi has issues.

Bingo!

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:44 PM (veZ9n)

727 But he still idolizes the scumbag in his books, while ignoring the guys who actually raised him.  Bambi has issues.

Yeah.  Pretty well documented that Teleprompter Bambi is a less fucked up mental version of Lindsay Lohan ...

Posted by: The Total Lack of Obama's Transparency at April 29, 2011 08:44 PM (TLqEw)

728 #759: That's worse than her leaving you for another woman!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 30, 2011 01:44 AM (mfQD5)

Or another mare.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 29, 2011 08:45 PM (6neGz)

729 732 So if there is no NFL season this year, should we set up a college football fantasy league then?

Posted by: CDR M at April 30, 2011 01:26 AM (5I8G0)

How 'bout a Victoria's Secret Lingerie Bowl fantasy league?

Posted by: Papa Editor

Yes please.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 29, 2011 08:45 PM (eKuOw)

730 Ah I love watching Ninja Warrior.  And if you haven't seen it you're missing out.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 08:46 PM (oVQFe)

731

That's worse than her leaving you for another woman!

 

Nothing wrong with that...you can't compete with a lesbian. They know things and they have a 'special' secret handshake. 

A crappy, commie, thespian?  That would hurt a man's ego.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 08:47 PM (5uxyr)

732 741 Is this what Corsi found? Birthplace: Kenya; Registered: Honolulu. Taken from the Hawaii Register.
________

A) It's old. Been around for quite awhile. Frequently posted on FreeRepublic birther threads.

B)If you refuse to believe a document stamped as a true, certified copy, why would you believe one that doesn't even have a certificate number?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 29, 2011 08:49 PM (6fER6)

733 >> How did you manage to get from Georgia to Taxachusetts?  Kidnapped?

Pretty much.

It was a work move, but I have a little guy with autism and this is the best place on the planet for him (I say as I suck up the high cost of living and the taxes).

Posted by: Andy at April 29, 2011 08:50 PM (veZ9n)

734 645 - it seems odd in this brave new blade runner world that some goofball has yet to toss a lit road flare into the LaBrea Tar Pits, Felix Figueroa notwithstanding. 695, Annually, better than a strap on strapped on m'lady. Just sayin'.

Posted by: ktnxbai *cough* at April 29, 2011 08:51 PM (U/ebI)

735 #768: You wouldn't question whether there was something horribly wrong with you, that drove her into batting for the other team? I would. But then, I question whether there's something horribly wrong with me at least three or four times before breakfast.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 08:53 PM (mfQD5)

736

 You wouldn't question whether there was something horribly wrong with you, that drove her into batting for the other team?

Nope.  If I were eligible, I'd play for their team.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 08:57 PM (5uxyr)

737 It was a work move, but I have a little guy with autism and this is the best place on the planet for him (I say as I suck up the high cost of living and the taxes).

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 01:50 AM (veZ9n)

OK, that's a good enough reason.  Sorry to hear about your son.  The internet gives me the impression that autism isn't as limiting now as it has been in the past.  And that kids can actually get better, grow out of it?  In any event, here's hoping for the very best outcome.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 08:58 PM (1fanL)

738 You wouldn't question whether there was something horribly wrong with you, that drove her into batting for the other team? I would. But then, I question whether there's something horribly wrong with me at least three or four times before breakfast.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 30, 2011 01:53 AM (mfQD5)

Remember.  That's Ryan Reynolds, handsome movie star.  I'm sure he has lots of vaginas shoulders to cry on and regain his confidence with.  He might've thought she was dumb and liberal, who knows?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2011 09:00 PM (1fanL)

739

Posted by: Andy at April 30, 2011 01:50 AM (veZ9n)

You are an exceptional parent. 

 To live amongst the massholes for a reason as noble as that speaks to this fact. Your son is lucky to have a father such as yourself.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 09:01 PM (5uxyr)

740 1. That's just mean - I love Queen Elizabeth II. She reminds me of my grandma. Leave her alone you bully!
2. Those dirt cookies are horrid. What happened to Obama taking control of that Haiti situation? Guess that went off the media radar. I'm curious if there has been a mass exodus that we haven't heard about that went to Key West and Obama ordered the Coast Guard NOT to intercept. We'll never know since the media is silent.
3. And lastly this from zerohedge.com

Dear Congressman:

It’s here:  Your moment at the plate.   You’ve whiffed more than a few … and, yes, we’re counting.  But you’ve been gifted another at-bat, and the President’s tired.  Seventh inning stuff is coming out of his teleprompter, and this full-count fastball will be straight, level, and slow.  You won’t see another one like this for five years.

An embattled first term president is faced with an outcome that he must, at all costs, prevent, and he’s done very little ground work ahead of it.  He is about to become the first President in American history to preside over a default on the national debt, unless you vote to let him raise the limit on the financial burden we leave our children.  He would ultimately be crazy to deny any reasonable option, absolutely anything, rather than live with the outcome of his refusal.  Politically speaking, he’s whispered a prayer to the Greek God of Imprudence and Fiscal Insanity, raised a one-finger salute to the nation’s savers through the sunroof of a stolen golden Beemer, and revved it toward the draw-bridge that you were elected to control.

Posted by: kay at April 29, 2011 09:05 PM (JBOwT)

741 What's up with this?    ’

Posted by: lowandslow at April 29, 2011 09:18 PM (GZitp)

742 Sometimes computers code ' as ’ or some other combination of symbols most people never use for some reason. I don't even know how to type those symbols; I had to copy and paste to input them.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 29, 2011 09:21 PM (mfQD5)

743 Hey, can some smart morons check this out?

Facts we know. Obama has a birth certificate and was born in Hawaii. Obama's father was never an American citizen.

Check out this link now.

http://tinyurl.com/6ztvocz

Takes you to Senator Patrick Leahy's website. A link to a press release from back in 2008. The Senate passed a resolution saying McCain is qualified to run for President. He meets the "Natural-Born" requirement.

Leahy "Because he was born to American citizens, there is no doubt in my mind that Senator McCain is a natural born citizen"

Also a link under related files to a PDF file that I've never seen before. Check this PDF file out.

http://tinyurl.com/6zaxseu

This McCain Analysis is dated March 19th, 2008. After I read it, I can not see how the bill Obama himself cosponsored would make Obama qualified as a "Natural Born" citizen.

Then there's this funny bit at the end of the press release. A statement by Senator Coburn.

Coburn "John McCain was born while his father was fulfilling his patriotic duty to his country.  Even though they were not standing on American soil, his father’s uniform still proudly displayed the flag of this nation."

How could that apply to the great one?

Barack Obama was born while his father was fulfilling his British or Kenyon patriotic duty cause his country wasn't America. Even though he laid the pipe down into a 17 year old American girl and conceived the "Smartest" man ever his father's suitcase still proudly displayed the flag of Kenya or Great Britain.

Now you gotta admit. That PDF file lays the case that Obama may not be qualified to be POTUS. I would say it's an honest question that deserves to be answered.  I just don't understand why they made this entire resolution up about McCain yet totally ignore Obama's status.

I think the SCOTUS would need to answer; but with the Senate passing this bill for McCain would it not apply to Obama?

I don't want any fighting either. I'll longbow your ass to last week. I agree there is no doubt about Obama being born in Hawaii and he's an American citizen. I just question his "natural born" status cause of this stuff I read.

Other questions I would have. Would the marriage between Obama's parents be legit? I have read he had a wife in Kenya still. I don't even think it has anything to do with BHO jr. Just want to know how our courts would see it.

And Damn, have you guys seen the photos of Pippa Middleton? Whew, smoking hot.



Posted by: PatriotWI at April 29, 2011 09:23 PM (BqdfG)

744

Posted by: PatriotWI at April 30, 2011 02:23 AM (BqdfG)

Uh you realize that our laws allow that babies born on US soil to be natural born citizens even if niether parents are citizens of the US.  Their are a bunch of babies born to illegal immigrants that can't speak English that meet that starting qualification for president.  Michelle Malkin was born in the US while her parents had not yet become citizens so she also qualifies as natural born.  So his being born in the state of Hawaii makes him a natural born citizen. 

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 09:28 PM (oVQFe)

745

So, The La Brea Tar Pits and a "Brown Bag" free-for-all it is...I have to go to Eagle Rock to syphon gas from all the low-riders parked by the river. They so toasted now I will be like a Santa Ana Wind Ghost and gone before they can say.................................. 

Posted by: Richard at April 29, 2011 09:28 PM (OJjIU)

746 779 Sometimes computers code ' as ’ or some other combination of symbols most people never use for some reason.
________

I blame unicode. And Halliburton. But mostly Halliburton.

I suspect it's some software that has gotten all fancy and decided to use a curled apostrophe instead of the ASCII tick-mark all-purpose straight apostrophe that serves triple duty as an apostrophe, opening single quote, and closing single quote. But it's using a different code set than the browser displaying the web page. And cutting and pasting, for some reason, doesn't translate between the codeset being used by the fancy software and that being used by the web browser.

But most of that is conjecture.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 29, 2011 09:31 PM (6fER6)

747

I suspect it's some software that has gotten all fancy and decided to use a curled apostrophe instead of the ASCII tick-mark all-purpose straight apostrophe that serves triple duty as an apostrophe, opening single quote, and closing single quote. But it's using a different code set than the browser displaying the web page. And cutting and pasting, for some reason, doesn't translate between the codeset being used by the fancy software and that being used by the web browser.

But most of that is conjecture.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 30, 2011 02:31 AM (6fER6)

Maybe a copy paste from between word and firefox?

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 09:33 PM (oVQFe)

748 784 Maybe a copy paste from between word and firefox?
_________

Probably. Word's "smart quotes" are just one of several reasons I intend to give Bill Gates a swift kick in the shins if I ever meet him in a dark alley.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 29, 2011 09:35 PM (6fER6)

749   2 Cool bumper sticker

I saw this one: http://tiny.cc/vhcmj

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at April 29, 2011 09:43 PM (yPTcS)

750 And so we lay this ONT to rest.  It lived a good life but it sadly ended earlier than expected.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2011 10:24 PM (oVQFe)

751 307 And the motto of the Irish Guards is Quis Separabit? Who shall separate us?


That is the same as our motto!!

Posted by: The Taliban and their goats at April 29, 2011 10:27 PM (TrAxp)

752 Dirt, it's whats for dinner.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 11:09 PM (qIHlG)

753 Yeah, but it'll put the kaibosh on the 'ol global obesity epidemic. perhaps the first lady and oprah could throw together some dirt recipes and put them into a nice little cook book for the peasants.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at April 30, 2011 12:54 AM (k4x4B)

Posted by: carry on at April 30, 2011 01:19 AM (TrAxp)

755 I'm using the American spelling. You're not a commie are you?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at April 30, 2011 01:32 AM (qPTz0)

756 you're welcome wong. You're not a commie are you?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at April 30, 2011 01:33 AM (qPTz0)

757 Good Morning fellow early risers.  Since I don't know how to tiny url things, I can't link it here, but, watch the You Tube of Trump in Vegas.  I think I like him.  Maybe we need a no bullsh*t businessman in the high office for a few years.  I mean, government is a big business, after all.  Maybe we could rescue our government and our country from the career politicians and corruption  by turning it over to a business focus.  I am beginning to think we could fix this mess of an economy and future. 

Posted by: DailyDish at April 30, 2011 01:52 AM (o/7aT)

758 "Good Morning fellow early risers.  Since I don't know how to tiny url things, I can't link it here, but, watch the You Tube of Trump in Vegas.  I think I like him.  Maybe we need a no bullsh*t businessman in the high office for a few years. "

--- who else is stepping up anyway? everyone acts as if theyre scared of this dud president. when palin speaks up. the GOP shuts her down right alongside of the democrats...when newt was walking up to the plate, the same thing happened...now theyre doing it with trump...so far nobody has a chance.

the GOP are punk asses, too scared to move while carter 2.0 continues to smirk.

Posted by: skr8 outta at April 30, 2011 02:08 AM (zcTu+)

759 --- who else is stepping up anyway? everyone acts as if theyre scared of this dud president. when palin speaks up. the GOP shuts her down right alongside of the democrats...when newt was walking up to the plate, the same thing happened...now theyre doing it with trump...so far nobody has a chance.

the GOP are punk asses, too scared to move while carter 2.0 continues to smirk.

Posted by: skr8 outta at April 30, 2011 07:08 AM (zcTu+)

Is it breezy on the Moon today?  Flag whipping in the wind?

WAIT!  I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!  OBAMA WAS BORN ON THE MOOOOOOON!!!11!1!  CALL THE ILLUMINATI, QUICK!!11!!1!1!  ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 02:29 AM (1fanL)

760

WAIT!  I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!  OBAMA WAS BORN ON THE MOOOOOOON!!!11!1!  CALL THE ILLUMINATI, QUICK!!11!!1!1!  ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 07:29 AM (1fanL)

So Heinlein was right. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress Dirty Hippie Slut. Explains a lot.

Oh, and congratulations on Cam Newton going first in the draft.


Posted by: Josef K. at April 30, 2011 02:48 AM (7+pP9)

761 Is everyone hung over from the wedding yesterday?

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2011 03:03 AM (VuLos)

762 What wedding?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 30, 2011 03:08 AM (TrAxp)

763 Haitians eating Dirt Cookies because GHWBush and Bill Clinton are managing their international financial aid funds.

Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 03:17 AM (H+LJc)

764 I love how the press will only gets pissy with Obama if one of their own is threatened....

http://tinyurl.com/3ogamo7


Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2011 03:24 AM (VuLos)

765

 I can't link it here, but, watch the You Tube of Trump in Vegas.  I think I like him.  Maybe we need a no bullsh*t businessman in the high office for a few years. "

Yea - Trump is great. Until he runs his mouth one time too many and says something so incredibly stupid that it tarnishes not only Trump (who I could care less about) but the entire Republican field. Trump is a self-promoting huckster who started gaining traction when he turned the amp up to 11. Problem for The Donald is he is at 11 and isn't going to get the same attention talking about boring stuff like trade inbalances and the economy. So he ratches up the rhetoric until he goes that one step too far and the inevitable media backlash kills him with swing and moderate voters (who are still needed to win an election).

But, really, its not about winning elections is it? Its about finding a candidate who will insult Obama 24/7. So, lets ignore his 50k donation to Rahm Emmanuel, all his other Democratic donations, the casual way he adopts positions of principle and his 4 prior bankruptcy filings cause Trump talks about Obama like he is on an internet blog site.

Lets.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2011 03:30 AM (OWjjx)

766 Good morning Yall,

Gas is still expensive and its still George Bush's fault.

The recession is over and the economy is growing, yet I am out of money in week 3 of the month.

Posted by: sTevo at April 30, 2011 03:33 AM (VMcEw)

767

The recession is over and the economy is growing, yet I am out of money in week 3 of the month.

Well just print more!

Posted by: Timmy Geitner, only man smart enough to do this job at April 30, 2011 03:35 AM (OWjjx)

768 The recession is over and the economy is growing, yet I am out of money in week 3 of the month.

Just raise your debt ceiling

Posted by: Barry O. at April 30, 2011 03:44 AM (7mSYS)

769 QUESTION:  Why isn't the press covering Odogma's visit to tornado destruction sites?

I had to google it to even find out about it.  Normally it is top 5 links on Google news.

Did he say or do something stupid?

I did find this though:

In rural DeKalb County, Ala., where 32 people were killed by the storms, Matt Bell ignored two black helicopters that flew overhead at noontime. Instead, he focused on a field of obliterated homes, scattered with pencil-size wood shards, shredded insulation, ripped paper, shoes, toys, towels — lives in a million fragments.

Bell was helping a neighbor look for documents. Asked about federal assistance, he just shrugged, as many in this county did Friday.

“It’s not really in the mind-set of people here,” he said. “People here take care of each other — you see perfect strangers helping.

“We’re not going to turn it away,” he added. “But if we need to set up tents, start a fire, fish and hunt, we’ll do that.”


Posted by: momma at April 30, 2011 03:49 AM (penCf)

770 Who permitted the Obama Protesters "We paid our dues, where's the change" into the fundraiser event? If Obama has a problem with the protesters, then why were they invited, permitted entry, permitted their "performance art"?

This White House vs. Free Press wouldn't get ANY msm attention were it not the San Francisco Chronicle -- not begrudging them attention, btw. And of course the Chronicle wouldn't cover this story if it weren't happening to them. Evidently Jon Steward did with the protesters' own video.

It isn't as if Carla Marinucci hoarded her video by posting it for the public to view and copy and link for distribution.

Do recall, Obama began his administration breaking and dismissing Contract Law (Detroit Auto Deal), providing precedence for all to disregard inconvenient Law.

He certainly hasn't grounds for whining that Carla Marinucci utilized the Press Pool guideline that "Print poolers can snap pictures or take video. They are not obliged to share these pictures...but can make them available if they so choose." The White House might be backing off their Carla Fatwa.

Imho, regarding the Constitutional premise of Free Press, the reaction by journalists evades the basic premise, arguing contingencies rather than reaffirming the original Amendment's power, as if that authenticity of Free Press is gone by the wayside, whittled into a mutant revisionist purpose so distant from the original, applied not to a free distribution of information but in covering up and hiding sourcing of information.

"The White House of course would have no problem including any reporter who follows the rules in pool-only events," White House press secretary Jay Carney said. But the POTUS has no constitutional right to dictate. If he wants to remain secluded, then he can't go prancing around the public inviting scrutiny only to censor people for having eyes to see.

Dan Gillmor, a media critic and head of the Knight Center for Digital Media Entrepreneurship at Arizona State University, said "Neither the White House nor the journalism organization in this case are showing much imagination about what's possible in a world with democratized media creation and access," Gillmor said.

NOT ENOUGH IMAGINATION?!

For us here in SF who went through the BALCO case and other fisticuffs with the George W. Bush Attorney General's prosecutors, this is deja vu. -- Bronstein

Hell, Obama's cult rally was all about expanding the frontiers of imagination, thriving together, following the Tucson assassination of a Republican Federal Judge and brain shot through Gabby Giffords, and murder of civilians.

This is deja vu, media fabrication of news, from one story to the next.

"Neither the White House nor the journalism organization in this case are showing much imagination about what's possible in a world with democratized media creation and access."







Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 03:50 AM (H+LJc)

771   #810   Could it be the ignorance of this statement:

He vowed to provide “maximum federal help” and pledged the federal government will do “everything we can” to assist storm victims struggling to rebuild their lives. “We can’t bring those who’ve been lost back. They’re alongside God, at this point. We can help maybe a little bit with the families who are dealing with grief of having a loved one lost,” he said.

Posted by: momma at April 30, 2011 03:53 AM (penCf)

772 Just fuckin' lovely.....

Three Convicted in Terror-Related Cases Later Granted U.S. Citizenship by Obama Administration

Three people convicted of crimes as a result of a terrorism-related investigation by the Department of Justice (DOJ) were later naturalized as U.S. citizens by the Obama administration, according to federal auditors.

http://tinyurl.com/3mw2geh

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2011 03:53 AM (VuLos)

773 Oops....font size fail.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2011 03:54 AM (VuLos)

774 Three Convicted in Terror-Related Cases Later Granted U.S. Citizenship by Obama Administration

Three people convicted of crimes as a result of a terrorism-related investigation by the Department of Justice (DOJ) were later naturalized as U.S. citizens by the Obama administration, according to federal auditors.

http://tinyurl.com/3mw2geh

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2011 08:53 AM (VuLos)


The Admin. needs another 911.  How else is BO going to get re-elected.  Hell, I could see them 'suspending elections' because it 'isn't safe to vote' or 'there's too much to do to fix the Country'.

Posted by: momma at April 30, 2011 03:56 AM (penCf)

775 QUESTION:  Why isn't the press covering Odogma's visit to tornado destruction sites?

I winced at Obama's White House approved media clip from his visit when he admitted without qualification that he'd NEVER SEEN DESTRUCTION LIKE THIS BEFORE. My God, that's how insulated THIS CinC keeps himself from his own WARS. But of course.

Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 03:57 AM (H+LJc)

776 Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2011 08:53 AM (VuLos)

Evidence that the DHS (CIA, FBI, etc), the Attorney General, Obama's Social Justice Dept. and Dept. of Illegal Immigration are working hard together, hand in glove spending US taxpayers' funds "for our own good".

Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 04:02 AM (H+LJc)

777 Donald Trump is P.T. Barnum. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2011 04:04 AM (yQWNf)

778 Here's a question that ought to be asked repeatedly while we're selling furniture on eBay in order to pay for gas to go broke at the supermarket.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 30, 2011 04:04 AM (HBqDo)

779   (810) QUESTION:  Why isn't the press covering Odogma's visit to tornado destruction sites?

I winced at Obama's White House approved media clip from his visit when he admitted without qualification that he'd NEVER SEEN DESTRUCTION LIKE THIS BEFORE. My God, that's how insulated THIS CinC keeps himself from his own WARS. But of course.

Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 08:57 AM (H+LJc)


Maybe that is it.  I know that I was out yesterday so I figured I'd be smacked in the face with Obama visits tornado damaged states this morning, but I actually had to search for news articles.  Plus, there aren't many written just for/on his visit.  Some articles only mention it as a side note.


Very, very strange. 

Plus, my lib brother always e-mails me articles that reflect good on BO.  He didn't send me one article on the visit.  Proof he did something stupid.

Posted by: momma at April 30, 2011 04:04 AM (penCf)

780 821 he'd NEVER SEEN DESTRUCTION LIKE THIS BEFORE.

BS.  He hasn't forgotten Katrina but it just shows that without a teleprompter, he does not know what the fuck to say.


No, I was just bragging about my time in office.

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 30, 2011 04:41 AM (TrAxp)

781 Posted by: CDR M at April 30, 2011 09:28 AM (5I8G0)

I think that this is a good example of the lack of rigor in his "working" life before he became president. There is nothing quite like an externally imposed deadline to focus the mind and teach one to draw from reserves that didn't seem to exist last week or last month or last year. That's how most of us have developed our skills at dealing with whatever life and work throws at us.

Obama (pbuh) has never had this kind of pressure, so it is predictable that he is unable to rise to the occasion the way Bush did after 9/11, or many other presidents have throughout our history.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2011 04:45 AM (LH6ir)

782 momma at April 30, 2011 08:56 AM

We the American Citizens must carry on State by State together.

On that note, God bless our Southern State Americans through these days of grief with what bounties we share in times of sorrow. I do NOT place any trust whatsoever in FEMA or Presidential committees organized for their own financial money laundering of tax funds and charitable donations for the poor stolen by the elitist administrators.

/And shame on Bilderberg elitist Rick Perry for whining as if Texas only cares about Texas, without extending sensitivity and best wishes for the victims of these epic tornadoes.

Rick Perry's "Historic" administrative highlights:
Texas CPS kidnapped and held without legal cause and without proper facilities all (hundreds at once) non-adults from their "undesirable" community of families outside of Eldorado; the infliction of a health hazard on the State's entire non-adult female population for Perry's kickback; official State website posting Texans' personal information including SS#; arson that completely gutted the Texas Governor's Mansion allowing Perry to live in the most luxurious country gated neighborhood of estates at taxpayer expense; the blaze with no bodies found after a small plane hit the leased IRS property in Austin; no executive active response to Hassan's Jihadist terrorism against Texans (civilians and Military) victimized at Ft. Hood; and the loss of private property rights to enforce kickback Perry's mandated freeway through the open border with hell from Mexico built by a foreign company hurting Texas' local economy. It never helps having illegal aliens, human smugglers and drug cartels to compound the civil stress from panhandlers trespassing on state property and private property, starting campfires. Now Texas is going up in wildfire smoke spread by the strength of winds on drought. Likely just as Ann Richards did after leaving the Governor's office (and Bush), until things cool down at home Rick Perry will hightail it out of state pursuing globalist banking interests.

Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 04:49 AM (H+LJc)

783 We all "see" devastation on television. But in person, did Mr. Obama visit New Orleans or Mississippi after Katrina hit?

Obviously, this president isn't about to view the carnage resulting from his own orders.


Posted by: by any other name at April 30, 2011 04:51 AM (H+LJc)

784

So Heinlein was right. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress Dirty Hippie Slut. Explains a lot.

Oh, and congratulations on Cam Newton going first in the draft.


Posted by: Josef K. at April 30, 2011 07:48 AM (7+pP9)

Thanks man.  I'm not quite as obnoxiously defensive about him as I was when he was on campus.

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is a great book.  I'm glad I read it before I read the brutal reviews, though.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2011 05:12 AM (1fanL)

785 Me too, I watched the highlights on BBC-America today.  I thought three things:

1) This is proof that values, tradition and culture still do matter.

2) Today, we are all British - a tremendous example of unity and national pride

3) What would it take to unify Americans in such a celebration?  Is it even possible in today's United States?

Frank

Posted by: FrankReality at April 30, 2011 03:15 PM (lT+xk)

786 Smoken!!! somebody stop me!! LOL

Posted by: pacman vs margarito at April 30, 2011 05:24 PM (SNLC/)

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