August 30, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (8-30-2015)
— Maetenloch

Quote of the Day I

The Hard Left hates to hear this, but here goes: the American populace has traditionally been fairly indifferent to whether or not there are a host of rich people guzzling champagne and wolfing down caviar, provided that said populace is able to have a beer and a T-bone without too much fuss and bother. Our definition of 'poor' would make most historical eras' eyes bug out; and, again contrary to the Left's beliefs on the subject, that really does matter when it comes time for social unrest. There is a real, practical difference between being dissatisfied, and being no-fooling hungry. And all the slogans in the world won't change that.

-- Moe Lane on Income Inequality And Poverty Aren't the Same Thing

Quote of the Day II

People come here thinking of this as the center of innovation and entrepreneurship, and they see a street scene that looks like something out of a Third World country.

-- The San Francisco Chronicle on the city's turd and stench problems

Obama Renames Mount McKinley

Because he can.

Denali-Mount McKinley

How Dumb is Vox?

This dumb. For those playing along at home the logo shown is from the National Recovery Administration, one the New Deal programs.

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Jonathon Last: How Journalism Gets Done at Vox

They're not just inaccurate and careless and beholden to an ideological agenda - they also stiff their writers. In this case Tannsjo wrote an article - at Vox's request - pointing out that on-demand abortion has some negative consequences.

No, the really bad part is that Tannsjo hadn't just submitted a piece on spec. Vox went to him and commissioned the piece. And then, when they didn't like it, they did . . . nothing. They just sat on it.

That's bad.

The writer/editor compact has two parts. The first is that writers should live with editorial decisions and be okay with them. But the second is that editors should deal with writers promptly, transparently, and courteously.

If you solicit a piece from someone, you owe them a great deal. They've just done a bunch of work for you, for free. You're not obligated to publish them. But if you decide not to publish them, you're obligated to let them know that fact immediately. You should apologize for the situation not working out. You should pay them a kill fee. And if you want to remain on good terms, you might help them find a different home for the piece.

You don't just try to pocket-veto the piece and then, when pressed, send an email to the writer making it sound like it's their fault for writing such an offensive, deviationist essay.

The MH370 Mystery Gets a Little Weirder

It's been a month since a flaperon from a Boeing 777 was found a La Réunion beach and investigators still can't say definitively whether it came from MH370 or how it got to the island.

What was holding things up, it turned out, was that the ID plate that should have been attached to the inboard edge of the flaperon was missing. And that was not the only problem. According to the New York Times, Boeing and the National Transportation Safety Board found that the object did not match Malaysia Airlines' maintenance records.

...How the part found its way to a beach on La Réunion is another issue. The Dépêche article contained a tantalizing hint. "According to a Toulouse aeronautics expert who requested anonymity," the article stated, "the element of the wing would not have floated for several months at the water's surface but would have drifted underwater a few meters deep."

It's not yet known why investigators reached this conclusion, but one clue might be that the flaperon found on La Réunion was encrusted on every edge with goose barnacles. These animals are a type of crustacean that attaches while young to a floating object and spends its entire adult life affixed to the same spot. Since they obviously can only survive underwater, their distribution around the object suggests that the entirety of it must have spent at least several months submerged.

mh370aflaperon

Hunter Biden Framed for Conspiring to Philander by Fiendishly Clever Russian Agents

It just had to be those damn Ruskies that opened a fake account on Ashley Madison inhis name he claims. (thanks to JTT)

Charges dropped against Florida man who played Star Spangled Banner on 4th of July

Good thing he didn't take the offered plea deal and asked for a jury trial.

Lane-Pitmann-Playing-Guitar-July-4-2015-620x423

Are the Results of Well Known Psychology Studies Actually Reproducible?

Well that's what the Reproducibility Project set out to find out. And many but not all are - albeit often with much weaker correlations than initially reported.

Two important things have come out of the Reproducibility Project. The first is that psychologist, project leader and now experienced cat-herder Brian Nosek deserves some sort of medal, and his 270-odd collaborators should be given shoulder massages by grateful colleagues.

It's been psychology's equivalent of the large hadron collider but without the need to dig up half of Switzerland.

The second is that no-one quite knows what it means for psychology. 36% of the replications had statistically significant results and 47% had effect sizes in a comparable range although the effect sizes were typically 50% smaller than the originals.

...The main take home messages are that findings published in leading journals are not a good guide to invariant aspects of human nature. And stop with the journal worship. And let's get more pre-registration on the go. Plus science is hard.

The New Disability: Sensitivity to Electromagnetic Fields

A French woman has won a disability grant after telling a court she suffers from an allergy to electromagnetic radiation from gadgets.

Marine Richard, 39, was told she may claim 800 Euros (580 Pounds) per month for three years as a result.

She said it was a "breakthrough" for people affected by electromagnetic hypersensitivity (EHS).

The condition is recognised by the World Health Organisation (WHO), though it says the causes are unclear.

Ms Richard had resorted to living in a remote area in the mountains of south-west France - in a barn that has no electricity.

She said she had been affected by everyday gadgets such as phones.

Meanwhile a student at a boarding school is suing the school over their WiFi network claiming it has given him EHS.

RIP Wes Craven

nightmareelm21

On the Scale of Japanese Weirdness This Commercial Rates a Solid 7.5

The explanation (of sorts) is here.

20 Years Later - A Look Back at 1995

1995_1

1995_2

The Portland Poop Bandit

portland-poop-bandit

Weekly Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [536 comments] 'Anna Puma' [75.31 posts/day]
2 [512 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
3 [472 comments] 'mynewhandle'
4 [415 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
5 [411 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
6 [408 comments] 'Ricardo Kill'
7 [399 comments] 'logprof'
8 [371 comments] 'Lizzy'
9 [361 comments] 'rickb223'
10 [354 comments] 'Caitlyn Jenner'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [98 names] 'logprof' [13.77 unique names/day]
2 [77 names] 'The Political Hat'
3 [67 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
4 [55 names] 'Doctor Fish'
5 [48 names] 'Postergeist'
6 [45 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
7 [44 names] 'Bertram Cabot Jr.'
8 [40 names] 'Caitlyn Jenner'
9 [35 names] 'Adriane the All Cultures are Equal Critic ...'
10 [35 names] 'Prince Ludwig the Indestructible '

The group. Banned on 12 universities.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:30 PM | Comments (516)
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1 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

#twoweeks

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 06:31 PM (4pjhs)

2 Huzzah!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2015 06:31 PM (pgzyN)

3 Yeah, back to read the content now.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 06:31 PM (4pjhs)

4 Oh geez, #1.  Please buy my book so I can work on the sequel.

And McKinley was called Denali on one of the new quarters already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:32 PM (49rjL)

5 Almost first!

Posted by: Alana at August 30, 2015 06:32 PM (7asPt)

6 Ont woot woot I was sure I was going to be top 10. Guess not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:33 PM (OMXTD)

7 8.5
 
(leaving 9 for slap)

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2015 06:33 PM (gyKtp)

8 good night

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 06:34 PM (0O7c5)

9 Happy-ish Sunday Evening, all y'all. Thank ye, Maet ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hobby Critic ... at August 30, 2015 06:34 PM (qOsoH)

10 Good evening, good people. Hope y'all had a good weekend.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 06:35 PM (zeEqS)

11 I hereby rename this country to the United Vassals Of Barack.
 
Please make a note of it.

Posted by: king Barky The Magnificent at August 30, 2015 06:36 PM (gyKtp)

12 NRA chocolate rations have been raised to 20 grams per week.

Posted by: zombie FDR at August 30, 2015 06:36 PM (pgzyN)

13 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9823

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 30, 2015 06:36 PM (0TXlm)

14 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)

15 Another reminder: AoSHQ Moron Fantasy Football League draft is a week from today!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:38 PM (vsbNu)

16 1 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope. Home IP is blocked. #twoweeks Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 11:31 PM (4pjhs) Suck it up,buttercup, #try52weeks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:39 PM (OMXTD)

17 Interesting: I learn on Milt Rosenberg's podcast that Milt's dad used to contract with Donald Trump's dad in Manhattan Beach.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:39 PM (vsbNu)

18 Heh... Thanks, Gnu!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2015 06:39 PM (OQ9R7)

19 I wonder what the presidents of the WPA and the CCC think about gun control?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 06:39 PM (W5DcG)

20 14 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30 Plexiglass ceiling.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:40 PM (OMXTD)

21 Slap! How's the finger, brother? I've been worried about you. (Not really, but that makes me sound like a caring person)

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 06:42 PM (zeEqS)

22 No minimum age of consent for males. That may be only in the UK. Not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2015 06:42 PM (u82oZ)

23 Yo horde. 5 more wakeups until the long weekend. For me, that means reconnecting with an old college buddy. Can. Not. Wait.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2015 06:42 PM (e+1S5)

24 RIP, Mt. McKinley

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 06:43 PM (2ox7s)

25 Ok the McKinley Denali thing. I heard it on the radio today, but they said that Alaskan politicians had been petitioning for the change? Which Alaskan politicians were those?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 06:43 PM (zt+N6)

26 DC, you may want to rephrase that.  This is the ONT Horde after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:43 PM (49rjL)

27 I never cared for Wes Craven's films, in fact I have never watched any of them, but he was the master so I tip my hat and wish him a safe journey.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 06:43 PM (4pjhs)

28 14 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Zu3d9)



Is it still rape if the guy wouldn't have screwed her sober?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 30, 2015 06:44 PM (AC0lD)

29 Nighty-night!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:44 PM (MYPM9)

30 14 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Zu3d9) Because women don't have any power unless Father Government gives it to them, duh.

Posted by: Male "feminist"/SJW at August 30, 2015 06:44 PM (wZ2hu)

31 Anyone wondering when Rush is gonna tell us what he rely thinks about Trump? It's been interesting to see him hint here and there. And look for a big whammy this week when Mark Steyn's new book officially gets released. He slams Mann's hockey stick with the words of a whole slew of scientists. Popcorn time.

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 30, 2015 06:45 PM (WQ7Wn)

32 14 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Zu3d9) Because it was PiV. Even if she were sober and had sex and consented it would still be rape because it was PiV.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 06:45 PM (zt+N6)

33 28 Does "screwed her sober" mean she was drunk when they started???

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 06:45 PM (LAliD)

34 27 I never cared for Wes Craven's films, in fact I have never watched any of them, but he was the master so I tip my hat and wish him a safe journey. Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 11:43 PM (4pjhs) --He created the Nightmare on Elm Street films, then created the Scream franchise that spoofed them. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:46 PM (vsbNu)

35 16 1 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

#twoweeks
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 11:31 PM (4pjhs)

Suck it up,buttercup,

#try52weeks Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It say's #twoweeks MH, but it's been since the last great hamster strike.
Look for me to be #1 on the EMT too.
Advertisement baby, it gets results.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 06:46 PM (4pjhs)

36 23 Yo horde. 5 more wakeups until the long weekend. For me, that means reconnecting with an old college buddy. Can. Not. Wait. Posted by: DC in River City ----------------------------- You're not gay if it happened in college - you were just experimenting!

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 06:46 PM (zeEqS)

37 Josie could not consent So men are unaffected by alcohol but women are rendered helpless. Maybe we don't want a known lush as President, then.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 06:47 PM (FcR7P)

38 36 23 Yo horde. 5 more wakeups until the long weekend. For me, that means reconnecting with an old college buddy. Can. Not. Wait. Posted by: DC in River City ----------------------------- You're not gay if it happened in college - you were just experimenting! Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 11:46 PM (zeEqS) Well there are LUGs. Why not HUGs?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 06:47 PM (zt+N6)

39 Which Alaskan politicians were those? Gabe's snow-blowing buddy, Lisa?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2015 06:47 PM (pgzyN)

40 25 Ok the McKinley Denali thing. I heard it on the radio today, but they said that Alaskan politicians had been petitioning for the change? Which Alaskan politicians were those? Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 11:43 PM (zt+N6) IIRC, Murkowski and Sullivan (both of Alaska's Senators) submitted a bill in the Senate earlier this year to facilitate the change of names.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 30, 2015 06:47 PM (wZ2hu)

41 Cape Canaveral was named Kennedy for ten years but reverted back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 06:47 PM (W5DcG)

42 24 RIP, Mt. McKinley Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August President trump will remake it to yuuuuge Mt McKinley

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:48 PM (OMXTD)

43 Guess will re-post this.  

Water training by the crew of Apollo 1.  Virgil I. Grissom is in the raft closest to the Command Module mock-up.  Chaffee and White are by the diving board.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-61.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:48 PM (49rjL)

44 Howdy, beloved Horde! How can we advance the cause of truth, liberty, and justice this week? We are Americans. This is our calling.

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 30, 2015 06:48 PM (27veP)

45 14 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Zu3d9) SLUTSHAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sunray Diego-Smith-Edelstein at August 30, 2015 06:48 PM (Z7G74)

46 On that poster - if they were both drunk and Josie could not give consent, then Jake couldn't give consent either. Why weren't they both charged?

Posted by: duke at August 30, 2015 06:49 PM (ydnTo)

47 >>>You're not gay if it happened in college - you were just experimenting! Please. If I was gonna switch hit, I could do way better than a long haired hippie.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2015 06:49 PM (e+1S5)

48

The damned finger is still bent, Chi.  Braced for 48 hrs and still bent.

 

I believe it to be a torn tendon at this point.

 

 

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2015 06:50 PM (OQ9R7)

49 #40 Alright! Got it on the first guess!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2015 06:50 PM (pgzyN)

50 *scratches head* If I recall, the NRA was found unconstitutional, and trashed. There's a bit of irony. The VOXbois wouldn't know which way to jump.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:50 PM (9mTYi)

51 Anyone know the name of a good Realtor?

Posted by: RG3 at August 30, 2015 06:50 PM (Z7G74)

52 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Zu3d9) In Australia, only women can be abused and only men can be abusers: http://tinyurl.com/qz3ot2b

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 30, 2015 06:51 PM (0TXlm)

53 Jake was drunk? No wonder I got such a shit policy from State Farm. It is hideous.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 06:51 PM (9jeGC)

54 It say's #twoweeks MH, but it's been since the last great hamster strike. Look for me to be #1 on the EMT too. Advertisement baby, it gets results. Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks Good on you. I'm sick & tired of contacting the powers to be to make things right.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:51 PM (OMXTD)

55 Top 3? God, I need to get a life.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 06:51 PM (AkOaV)

56 46 On that poster - if they were both drunk and Josie could not give consent, then Jake couldn't give consent either. Why weren't they both charged? Posted by: duke at August 30, 2015 11:49 PM (ydnTo) Because patriarchy!!!!!

Posted by: Sunray Diego-Smith-Edelstein at August 30, 2015 06:52 PM (Z7G74)

57 Vox doesn't know the NRA from the NRA.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 06:52 PM (2ox7s)

58 Thanks to all Morons who took the plunge and bought my novella. I'd be happy to do an informal Q 'n' A ab*oo*t it like I did with chique. 100% of all royalties go to the logprof unemployment relief fund, but apparently no digital sales go to Ace.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:52 PM (vsbNu)

59 33 28 Does "screwed her sober" mean she was drunk when they started???

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 11:45 PM (LAliD)


Sorry. Is it still rape if the man would not have had sex with her if HE was sober?



Because even ugly chicks might need alcohol to get lucky.






Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 30, 2015 06:52 PM (AC0lD)

60 IIRC, Murkowski and Sullivan (both of Alaska's Senators) submitted a bill in the Senate earlier this year to facilitate the change of names. Posted by: Thrawn at August 30, 2015 11:47 PM (wZ2hu) Ah, so one Republican and one Nepotist.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 06:53 PM (zt+N6)

61 Here's why Little is happy today: https://twitter.com/Weirddave0/status/638147242294157312 https://twitter.com/Weirddave0/status/638147422120726529 https://twitter.com/Weirddave0/status/638147634457391104 If you don't feel like looking at the pictures, I picked up a 1974 Yamaha MX 100 today. That's the same bike I had as a kid! It was a barn find, the guy who owned it said "Yea, my son parked it when he turned 16 and got his license. It ran then but nobody's started it in 20 years." I gave him $200 for it. Brought it home, put some gas in it, made sure the gas lines were clear, the spark plug looked good and was connected solidly and.... started that bad boy right up. Tough little bike. The throttle cable is stuck at maximum and I'm going to have to make sure that brakes, clutch etc.. work well, check the tires for dry rot etc.. but... $200. Pretty sweet.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 30, 2015 06:53 PM (WvS3w)

62 Anyone know the name of a good Realtor? Posted by: RG3 You know my feelings on the subject.

Posted by: Gen. Phil Sheridan at August 30, 2015 06:54 PM (l3vZN)

63 "Anyone know the name of a good Realtor?" Been hearing you might be getting shipped outta town.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 06:54 PM (2ox7s)

64 46 On that poster - if they were both drunk and Josie could not give consent, then Jake couldn't give consent either. Why weren't they both charged? Posted by: duke at August 30, 2015 11:49 PM (ydnTo) When the eagle flies with the dove Love the one you're with

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:54 PM (OMXTD)

65 Top 3? God, I need to get a life. Posted by: mynewhandle --------------- No, no. Stay with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:55 PM (9mTYi)

66 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 06:55 PM (YJmuy)

67 >>>Thanks to all Morons who took the plunge and bought my novella. Linky? That reminds me, I need to buy Golden Isis. Brb.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2015 06:55 PM (e+1S5)

68 Here is the AoS Store link for logprof
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014EKK5CO

And if you are feeling generous and would like to donate
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:55 PM (49rjL)

69 14 >> Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent?
 
Sure, CBD -- Only men can initiate sex. That's why all these female teachers are getting busted for having sex with their male stu...
 
Oh wait, nevermind.
 
PS I'm waiting for the first case of a gay male claiming he was unable to give consent to another gay male because of intoxication. It would be even better if they were both drunk at the time.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2015 06:56 PM (gyKtp)

70 So Preznitt Urkel is actively pleasing Sen Moocowski and Alaska in general while pissing in the Wheaties of those fucktards from Ohio that sent us several of the lamest politicians to ever blow hot air across the halls of Congress and they're butthurt about it?

Not gonna say I'm thrilled that Urkel has gone all geographic because it's really not his strong suit but thanks for nothing Ohio, you're on your own and with the stupid party, well, the writing is figuratively on the wall here.

Better get used to the new name boys.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 06:56 PM (4pjhs)

71 Hunter Biden on Ashley Madison? Well, that would explain why suddenly the media STFU about whose names were being found.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 06:57 PM (nL0sw)

72 That poster is patriarchal and misogynist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:57 PM (9mTYi)

73 I love the story about Illinois paying lottery winners in IOUs.


It's a warmup for all of those pensions. Because sometimes, you really can vote yourselves too much free sh1t.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 30, 2015 06:57 PM (AC0lD)

74 College Football, back this Thursday.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 06:57 PM (zt+N6)

75 Look at him! Drunk is the only way I could consent!

Posted by: Josie at August 30, 2015 06:58 PM (FcR7P)

76 Good on you. I'm sick & tired of contacting the powers to be to make things right.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 11:51 PM (OMXTD)


Unfortunately Pixy has stopped responding to me and the other cobs so there's nothing we can do. Maybe pestering Ace will get better results.

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 30, 2015 06:58 PM (wqVD1)

77 65 Top 3? God, I need to get a life. Posted by: mynewhandle --------------- No, no. Stay with it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 11:55 PM (9mTYi) well, at the very least I probably should come up with a better nic... any suggestions?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 06:58 PM (AkOaV)

78 67 >>>Thanks to all Morons who took the plunge and bought my novella. Linky? That reminds me, I need to buy Golden Isis. Brb. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 11:55 PM (e+1S5) Golden Isis: http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO No Lesser Love: http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014EKK5CO

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:59 PM (vsbNu)

79 $200. Pretty sweet. Posted by: Weirddave at August That's cool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 07:00 PM (OMXTD)

80 25
The Alaskan politicians who get re-election money from the native American tribes up there.

Posted by: Zoltan at August 30, 2015 07:00 PM (g3wYF)

81 Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 11:59 PM (vsbNu) how are you doing in amazon rankings, by the way?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 07:00 PM (AkOaV)

82 On the subject of the 8-27-2015 ONT, that's pretty much why I stopped commenting here as well.

Posted by: Roadrunner at August 30, 2015 07:00 PM (nWv04)

83 well, at the very least I probably should come up with a better nic... any suggestions?

Rotoplooker?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 07:00 PM (YJmuy)

84 McKinley - Denali Your friendly bureaucrats at the Ministry of Truth busily renaming monuments and erasing history you don't need to know about.

Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 30, 2015 07:01 PM (/4mNf)

85 Rotoplooker? Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2015 12:00 AM (YJmuy) Hmmm... well, first I was thinking ace, but that seems to be taken. Then I said, you know what would be cool? Maetenlock. But fuck me, that was taken too. Then I thought, why not just use my gaming handle? But then I realize I already am using mynewhandle, and realized I was kinda fucked.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 07:02 PM (AkOaV)

86 So - I was on the phone with my big sister today. I love her dearly - hell, she practically raised me after Dad died. Anyway, I was trying to explain to her how I fell for some chick that I met online ("No, sis, Ace's place is not what any sane person would call a dating site"), when she decided to send me a pic. http://i61.tinypic.com/14xl07o.jpg "Can you see my cat Glorymoon in the pic?" Um, no, Sis. Is she hiding behind the plant?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:02 PM (zeEqS)

87 Maetenloch *

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 07:02 PM (AkOaV)

88 how are you doing in amazon rankings, by the way? Posted by: mynewhandle at August 31, 2015 12:00 AM (AkOaV) --Lst I checked/refreshed: Highest rank 486 in Short Read Romance category Lowest rank 39,570 Paid Kindle Store The Power of the Horde!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:04 PM (vsbNu)

89 Vox doesn't know the NRA from the NRA.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 11:52 PM (2ox7s)


Just wait until Vox tries to get a tow from the AAA. 

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 07:04 PM (3pRHP)

90 54 It say's #twoweeks MH, but it's been since the last great hamster strike.
Look for me to be #1 on the EMT too.
Advertisement baby, it gets results.
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks


Good on you. I'm sick & tired of contacting the powers to be to make things right. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Unfortunately Pixy has stopped responding to me and the other cobs so there's nothing we can do. Maybe pestering Ace will get better results.
Posted by: Maetenloch

I can add you in if ya wants.
What's the worst that can happen?
Banhammered? Pish, that train's done left the station.

I figure a week or two of 'advertisement' should get results even if it does turn me into a crack addicted monkey pounding F5 for 40 min to hit the post as #1.

The EMT will be a bit more difficult because Mondays on a helpdesk are high traffic. So I might miss it but I'm going to try. Sorry you're in the same boat MH but I'm going to make waves and noise because it pisses me off.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 07:05 PM (4pjhs)

91 Uh.... how do we know that Josie did not Rape JAKE???? Huh??? he was drunk too!

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 30, 2015 07:06 PM (qh617)

92 86 "Can you see my cat Glorymoon in the pic?"
Um, no, Sis. Is she hiding behind the plant?

 
Is this sarcasm of some sort, Chi? Cuz I see the cat.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2015 07:07 PM (gyKtp)

93 "Can you see my cat Glorymoon in the pic?"
Um, no, Sis. Is she hiding behind the plant?


Is that a rooster front and center?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 07:07 PM (YJmuy)

94 Cape Canaveral was named Kennedy for ten years but reverted back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 11:47 PM (W5DcG)

++++++++++++++++++++++++


I did not know that.

It seems there is a Cape Canaveral and a Kennedy Space Center, two different things.

Any details?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2015 07:08 PM (NaeCR)

95 "That's no moon"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:08 PM (49rjL)

96 hologram rose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqjrJdLX4Mw

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2015 07:08 PM (AVEe1)

97 Been hearing you might be getting shipped outta town. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 11:54 PM (2ox7s) Coaches want me to do a 5 step drop, and I just can't do it. One-two-three-potato-radish-four-five. Coach says I take too many steps back. Everyone says I have a concussion, but I don't play the drums.

Posted by: RG3 at August 30, 2015 07:08 PM (Z7G74)

98 >>>On the subject of the 8-27-2015 ONT, that's pretty much why I stopped commenting here as well. Come back! The New Civility is great. A little too great actually. I couldn't even get a good hardwood/shag carpeting flame war started last night.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:09 PM (e+1S5)

99 Don't forget Horde, Lauren has a short story available.  And it is free for download.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PRBME38

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:09 PM (49rjL)

100 Just wait until Vox tries to get a tow from the AAA.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2015 12:04 AM (3pRHP)


I heard AAA used to blow airplanes out of the sky. Why would they do that?

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at August 30, 2015 07:09 PM (5zyvn)

101 Is that a rooster front and center? Posted by: Blanco ---------------- I call it 'Dinner'.

Posted by: Glorymoon at August 30, 2015 07:10 PM (9mTYi)

102 Anna Puma, Oregon Muse wrote this morning that digital sales apparently don't give a cit to the HQ, but did not give details. Does he just know something from the financials on the other side, or are there details us scrubs can get on this? It was a bit of a letdown to me.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:10 PM (vsbNu)

103 pfft... Obama renames Mount McKinley.... then he renames his real tiny dick 'Sheba' cuz' goats in his homeland has tiny goat parts oh and howdy!!!!

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:10 PM (Fkvff)

104 My battery is drained. Tomorrow morons. I should demand from Maet? I don't think so. He does a lot for me.,thanks Maet Be careful morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 07:10 PM (OMXTD)

105 WeirdDave, congrats on your cool find!

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 30, 2015 07:10 PM (27veP)

106 Chi, how are you going to explain to your sis, that your new squeeze considers you to be Moron? And how that actually pleases you? Because, Moron! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:11 PM (McRlu)

107 logprof, I am not sure.  But I will continue to link via the AoS store just to make sure Ace might get his cut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:11 PM (49rjL)

108 Please. If I was gonna switch hit, I could do way better than a long haired hippie. Posted by: DC in River City ------------------------- It was just a phase, man - no one is looking down on you. Well, maybe the naked college buddy standing in front of you. But, nobody else...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:11 PM (zeEqS)

109 We need to gin up a new Indian Legend about Denali. Here goes: Back when the Russians were colonizing coastal Alaska, there were Chechen fur traders among their ranks. Muslim Chechens who were also randy pederasts. They introduced buttsecks to the local Indian tribes, who had hitherto been innocent of that perversion. So many of the young braves were seduced into sodomy, that life in the villages was adversely affected. Young maidens, lacking satisfaction, wept. Then came the great hero Denali. With his followers, he descended like lightning upon the camps of the Chechens, and slaughtered them to a man. Then they castrated the young men of the tribe who had been practicing sodomy, so they could not pass on the disease to their womenfolk. Then Denali, entirely by his own efforts, impregnated all the frustrated maidens, to kickstart the regrowth of the villages. Then you find some distinguished-looking silver-headed elder, and get him to tell this legend, on video, and leak it to the usual suspects. Result: Obama gets trashed by SJW's for renaming Mt, McKinley for a homophobe and islamophobe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:11 PM (aRgrb)

110 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638044391542800384 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638044577048477697 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638044771303444480 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638045245163347970

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 07:11 PM (GrXXa)

111 99 Don't forget Horde, Lauren has a short story available. And it is free for download. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PRBME38 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 12:09 AM (49rjL) --Yes, hurry it is free just for today. Seriously.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:11 PM (vsbNu)

112 G'night MH

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 07:12 PM (9mTYi)

113 I call it 'Dinner'. Posted by: Glorymoon

But you would do that either way.

I'm just trying to figure out if Chi's sister is sending him pictures of her cock.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 07:12 PM (YJmuy)

114 Come back! The New Civility is great. A little too great actually. I couldn't even get a good hardwood/shag carpeting flame war started last night. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2015 12:09 AM (e+1S5) ***** C'mon now, Bebe stepped up to fill in the gap very nicely.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 07:12 PM (5aeI0)

115 I've been saying for over a year MH 370 isn't in the water. Thought this wing part would finally prove me wrong, but sounds like it hasn't. My little blog post in the nic if I did it right (1st time trying).

Posted by: Blano at August 30, 2015 07:12 PM (w1ewr)

116 113, Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 07:12 PM (zyIlW)

117 Psssst!! Vox is the same as kids who play in the sand box who don't yet know all the neighborhood cats piss/poop in that sand box but Vox's parent's say they are smart and call AAA when they get a flat tire .........

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:13 PM (Fkvff)

118 107 logprof, I am not sure. But I will continue to link via the AoS store just to make sure Ace might get his cut. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 12:11 AM (49rjL) --Same here. Just in case.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:13 PM (vsbNu)

119 ZH has it that the Polish gubmint has confirmed that the lost Nazi "Gold-Train" has been found; verified by radar.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2015 07:13 PM (gyKtp)

120 Idaho fire update, re Priest Lake: The Big Meadow-Squaw Valley area in North Idaho near Priest Lake was put under a Level 3 evacuation order early Saturday afternoon, but the order was downgraded to a Level 2 evacuation late Saturday. A Level 2 notice means people should be packed and ready to go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 07:13 PM (9mTYi)

121 Unfortunately Pixy has stopped responding to me and the other cobs so there's nothing we can do. Maybe pestering Ace will get better results. Posted by: Maetenloch at August 30, 2015 11:58 PM (wqVD1) Perhaps you could take a hamster hostage, I will help hide it for you.

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 30, 2015 07:13 PM (aRgrb)

122 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics Part 2 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638045429830127616 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638045585946357760 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638045747200528385 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/638045906756071424

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 07:14 PM (GrXXa)

123 well, at the very least I probably should come up with a better nic... any suggestions?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV)


Clear Air Turbulence?
Psuedotsuga?
Juan de Marinara?
Chicken Wrestling?
For- and Five-tran?
Cat with thumbs?
Oxalis?
Potranca?
Wilbur Whateley?
Dreams of Average?
Calico?
Colloquial Numbers?
The Whom?
To Sail Beyond the Samsonite?
IPA Gargle?
Gormenghast?

I am doing this for my own fun and I am getting apalled.  I may be a bot.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 07:15 PM (3pRHP)

124 76 Good on you. I'm sick tired of contacting the powers to be to make things right. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 11:51 PM (OMXTD) Unfortunately Pixy has stopped responding to me and the other cobs so there's nothing we can do. Maybe pestering Ace will get better results. Posted by: Maetenloch at August 30, 2015 How much pestering is safe? I don't need to go kaboom permanently

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 07:15 PM (OMXTD)

125 That public service announcement poster raped me! ...And I'm not even drunk!

Posted by: RKae at August 30, 2015 07:16 PM (zpRqk)

126 He created the Nightmare on Elm Street films, then created the Scream franchise that spoofed them. 'Nuff said.

 

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 11:46 PM

 

I think he also did The Hills Have Eyes, IIRC... which was a worthy effort. Scream... I actually rate it. It's dumb, it's 90's, but it's great fun and works in no small part due to the cast. The Nightmare stuff doesn't impress me though. But, that's coz slasher flicks leave me cold. I love John Carpenter, but, never got into Halloween.

Posted by: otho at August 30, 2015 07:17 PM (d8udV)

127 Is this sarcasm of some sort, Chi? Cuz I see the cat. Posted by: GnuBreed at --------------------- Not at all, Gnu. (Well, my "plant" comment was). May the cat snuck into the pic & sis didn't realize it??? And she's not a stupid woman, believe me. She actually said "I called her name so she would come get in the pic." Um, Sis - cats are dicks. They don't come when you call them. That's why God created dogs.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:17 PM (zeEqS)

128 So is what zombie is to wacko protests, kbdabear is to skimpily clad beach babes?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:18 PM (vsbNu)

129 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:13 AM I don't think anyone has heard for Derak, chances are he is ok

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:18 PM (Fkvff)

130 "Idaho fire update, re Priest Lake: " Been hearing about all the smoke drifting east from the fires in ID, OR, WA, etc. It was said that it could affect the upper Midwest later this week.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:18 PM (2ox7s)

131 >>>They don't come when you call them. That's why God created dogs. Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 12:17 AM ( --- Mine does, but he was raised by dogs. I guess that explains it.

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 30, 2015 07:20 PM (27veP)

132 Ah, the 1934 NRA, a New Deal Wonder. You know, the shit that went on then was something. They actually prosecuted a shop owner for charging *too little*. See, there was deflation. So FDR and his geniuses just said don't lower prices. So establish a price minimum. Judge upheld the charges on grounds that all should show their patriotism and support our leaders trying to get us out this hole.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 30, 2015 07:20 PM (dvuhZ)

133 Good nite mr . Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 07:20 PM (OMXTD)

134 oh, I'm also not the drunk Jake in the poster above. I've got straight hair and at least 100 pounds on him, plus I have not drank from a Margerita glass in at least a decade but hey, social justice bullies gotta pick on Jake

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:21 PM (Fkvff)

135 I don't think anyone has heard for Derak, chances are he is ok

Posted by: Jake at August 31, 2015 12:18 AM (Fkvff)


Hope he's alright.  When he was on, he sounded like he was going to try to fight the fire himself.  Wildfire vs. one guy with his household water system don't sound like the kinda thing that usually ends well.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 30, 2015 07:21 PM (HalrA)

136 Nood

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:22 PM (zeEqS)

137 124
<snips>

How much pestering is safe? I don't need to go kaboom permanently Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Ya, a good measure would be to not follow my lead.
I like the blog but just commenting on the ONT is...lacking and I am tempted to turn it up to 11.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 07:23 PM (4pjhs)

138 "well, at the very least I probably should come up with a better nic... any suggestions?"
-Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV)

Egg Regis?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:23 PM (OQ9R7)

139 Hope he's alright. When he was on, he sounded like he was going to try to fight the fire himself. Wildfire vs. one guy with his household water system don't sound like the kinda thing that usually ends well. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 12:21 AM (HalrA) He said he had a 3" gas-powered water pump, and was going to rig it to spray bars to wet down his house and outbuildings with lake water. I gather his home is on the waterfront, so he could escape by boat if the fire closes in and cuts off land evacuation routes.

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 30, 2015 07:24 PM (aRgrb)

140 I had something really clever to say in this thread but now it escapes me. Crap. It'll come to me after another glass of this ostentatious yet unassuming Cabernet Sauvignon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 07:24 PM (75uvI)

141 Better nic?

Underpant Gnome

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:25 PM (49rjL)

142 Off, gerbilator sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:25 PM (aRgrb)

143 "Jake? You like Jake? Jake's my boy!"

Posted by: Farmer Ted at August 30, 2015 07:25 PM (zpRqk)

144 Nood Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 12:22 AM (zeEqS) ***** Yeah, like I'm gonna take a look. Dude....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 07:26 PM (5aeI0)

145 "well, at the very least I probably should come up with a better nic... any suggestions?"
-Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV)

Runs With Scissors
Sasquatch Watch
Apocalypse Wow
Cheese Weasel
Rutabaga Raider
Cheese Monster
Can of Whoopass
Magnet Guy

There, I made suggestions.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 30, 2015 07:26 PM (HalrA)

146 Jake

Posted by: Brake at August 30, 2015 07:27 PM (9mTYi)

147 Later, MH.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:28 PM (2ox7s)

148 Bionic Gerbil?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:28 PM (49rjL)

149 Gerbil Wrangler

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 30, 2015 07:28 PM (HalrA)

150 Gnu Handel, wilde and beestly composer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:29 PM (aRgrb)

151 Fifteen Bucks (gee, are they all female?) an hour? What do you say girls?

Posted by: Hamsters Union #963011 at August 30, 2015 07:29 PM (q509P)

152 150 Gnu Handel, wilde and beestly composer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 12:29 AM (aRgrb)


I think you win.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 30, 2015 07:29 PM (HalrA)

153 Nood
Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 12:22 AM (zeEqS)

*****

"Yeah, like I'm gonna take a look. Dude...."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2015 12:26 AM (5aeI0)

I did look.

A pox on your house, man.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:30 PM (OQ9R7)

154 -Posted by: mynewhandle what was your old handle? You should go with 'the duke of new york' for the win or Mortimer Duke

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:31 PM (Fkvff)

155 "There, I made suggestions." Captain Duh! Mighty Mousse Leisure Suit The Milk Man Cheese Wiz Bruce Jenner Fan

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:31 PM (2ox7s)

156 A pox on your house, man. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) Pox house would be a good handle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 07:31 PM (W5DcG)

157 Well, time to attend to the family. Hope everyone has a fantastic week!

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 30, 2015 07:31 PM (27veP)

158 A pox on your house, man. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 31, 2015 12:30 AM (OQ9R7) ***** Kinda thinking you're poxing the wrong house there, Slap. *Shrugs*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 07:32 PM (5aeI0)

159 Don't feel bad Slap, I reloaded my advertisement and went to post it, no new thread. No new advertisement.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at August 30, 2015 07:32 PM (4pjhs)

160 Chut-riit
Thimblewinter
Purette
Utility welt
ceramic teat
Plumbum et circensis (lead and circuses)
Boulles
Wilco Highway
Pirogue /pierogi


Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 07:32 PM (3pRHP)

161 Derak's last post said something to the effect of "I'll report back after Saturday." So, I'm not overly concerned yet. But yeah, I've been thinking about him & everyone nearby. It'll be nice to hear that all is well.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:33 PM (zeEqS)

162 Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 31, 2015 12:31 AM (27veP) ------- This isn't going to work out too well if your intention is your conceal your former nic from friends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 07:33 PM (75uvI)

163 Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) wait?!?! Whut? Mindy is dead like Buzzion? that is a sad

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:33 PM (Fkvff)

164

WZ: Donald Trump sez we treat illegals better than veterans

 

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 07:34 PM (LAliD)

165 I think the poster would have been better if, instead of Jake and Josie, it was Punch and Judy.

Posted by: RKae at August 30, 2015 07:34 PM (zpRqk)

166 I think the poster would have been better if, instead of Jake and Josie, it was Punch and Judy. Posted by: RKae at August 31, 2015 12:34 AM (zpRqk) I'm thinking, if they both were drunk, it was rape, it was basically an accident. Shit happens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:35 PM (aRgrb)

167 er, wasn't

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:36 PM (aRgrb)

168 WZ: Donald Trump sez we treat illegals better than veterans Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 12:34 AM (LAliD) ***** He has been saying this for a while now, and he has been right every time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 07:36 PM (5aeI0)

169 "Mindy is dead like Buzzion? " Shit. God Bless.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:36 PM (2ox7s)

170 Lauren has a talent.

Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 30, 2015 07:36 PM (/4mNf)

171 Looks like tomorrow should be another interesting Monday, if the Dow futures mean anything.,

Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2015 07:36 PM (ZbV+0)

172 I make all the ladies doe sex to me from on top, that way it is provable it be voluntary

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:36 PM (Fkvff)

173 128 So is what zombie is to wacko protests, kbdabear is to skimpily clad beach babes? Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2015 12:18 AM (vsbNu) Look at zombie's protest pics first, then think of my submissions as balm for the eyes

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 07:37 PM (GrXXa)

174 I think the poster would have been better if, instead of Jake and Josie, it was Punch and Judy. Posted by: RKae --------------- When I was in school, someone would have been making up lampoonish posters to mock that shit.

Posted by: Brake at August 30, 2015 07:37 PM (9mTYi)

175 if the Dow futures mean anything., Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2015 12:36 AM (ZbV+0) Silicone is sagging? Oh shit.

Posted by: Pamela Anderson at August 30, 2015 07:37 PM (aRgrb)

176 has BHO ever seen Mount McKinley/ Denali? ??

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:38 PM (Fkvff)

177 has BHO ever seen Mount McKinley/ Denali? -------------------- No. 58th state.

Posted by: Brake at August 30, 2015 07:38 PM (9mTYi)

178 Falling Skies Zombie Apocalypse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 07:38 PM (DsveK)

179 #172 boy I fucked that up

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:39 PM (Fkvff)

180 Slap, Sorry. There was a purpose behind that, believe it or not. If nothing else, I laughed for a second or two. And, yeah - I kinda figured snapped ligament from the moment you described your horrible pants injury. Unfortunately, I think surgery iz your only fix.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:39 PM (zeEqS)

181 I'd like them to drop Barky in the middle of ANWR and see what he thinks of the 'pristine' wilderness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 07:39 PM (9mTYi)

182 I love the story about Illinois paying lottery winners in IOUs.

We're still good, right?

Posted by: Mega Millions and Powerball at August 30, 2015 07:40 PM (ZbV+0)

183 has BHO ever seen Mount McKinley/
Denali?

??
Posted by: Jake at August 31, 2015 12:38 AM (Fkvff)


People aren't talking about him.  Be glad he did this instead of giving Puerto Rico to Venezuela or filing laws of attainder against people who own Saabs or some lame crap.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 07:40 PM (3pRHP)

184 Looks like tomorrow should be another interesting Monday, if the Dow futures mean anything., Posted by: Methos I'll call my adviser, Huck Achin and get his advice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 07:40 PM (W5DcG)

185 Equal rights. Wouldn't the drunken slut share responsibility?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 07:40 PM (DsveK)

186 "has BHO ever seen Mount McKinley/ Denali? " I don't remember an Alaska trip among all those to HA and Kenya and Egypt and on and on. Remind me if not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:41 PM (2ox7s)

187 Evening everybody!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 30, 2015 07:41 PM (fOBju)

188 Be glad he did this instead of giving Puerto Rico to Venezuela That sounds like a good idea to me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 07:41 PM (W5DcG)

189 " I'd like them to drop Barky in the middle of ANWR and see what he thinks of the 'pristine' wilderness." That's a hell of an idea.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:42 PM (2ox7s)

190 That sounds like a good idea to me. Posted by: Bertram Cabot ---------------- I would support that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 07:42 PM (9mTYi)

191 well, at the very least I probably should come up with a better nic... any suggestions?" -Posted by: mynewhandle at August 30, 2015 11:58 PM (AkOaV) myoldhandle.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 07:43 PM (zt+N6)

192 Didn't they used to call Choom Boy the high one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 07:43 PM (DsveK)

193 So a local bar does a monthly burlesque show, and September's show is going to be Disney Princess Burlesque. I don't know whether to be horrified, or annoyed that I have to miss it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 30, 2015 07:44 PM (fOBju)

194
Colombia and Venezuela recall ambassadors amid border crisis

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qym3yry

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 07:45 PM (3pRHP)

195 Or is the President still in denali that VagISIL is still more than an itch?

Someone should tell Gaylord that if he wants to truly prove the US is not an Imperial power, then he should grant Puerto Rico independence.  I would so want the popcorn concession.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:45 PM (49rjL)

196 "myoldhandle." Glass Man, bringing the pane! High Plains Grifter Toiler Water Cloud Person A Guy Who Loves His Cats

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:46 PM (2ox7s)

197 Evening morons, how fares the horde? Time for sleep.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 07:46 PM (Gosad)

198 Didn't they used to call Choom Boy the high one? Posted by: Boss Moss at August 31, 2015 12:43 AM (DsveK) In the upcoming fourth episode of the never-ending Hobbit trilogy, Hobbit Obama and his faithful manservant Reggie attempt to light the Spliff of Power in the flames from Mt. Choom. Eyebrows get singed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:47 PM (aRgrb)

199 Fumblerazor
GiddyPants
Silly String
Shitstreet
Stuffed Cloaca
Uncle Touchy
Tuckrule
Gumby-Limber
FeltGlue
Simple Simon
Not That Sort of Carrot
Edgar Muttonhands
Counter Top
Glistening Listener
Shag Carpet
SMOD's Cousin Earl
Everyday Beverage
Simple Schuyster
Snicker
Funbag
Gumpicker
Sweet Magazine
Chamber Pot
Schooly-E
Roger That
feldspar1
Detritus Overwhelming
Shitstain
Strawberry Feel'd

...that's all I have right now.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:47 PM (OQ9R7)

200 "Colombia and Venezuela recall ambassadors amid border crisis " A little border skirmish. Good way to distract the masses.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:48 PM (2ox7s)

201 WZ: Donald Trump sez we treat illegals better than veterans Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 12:34 AM (LAliD) --Any objections?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:48 PM (vsbNu)

202 then he should grant Puerto Rico independence. I would so want the popcorn concession. Posted by: Anna Puma -------- I'm afraid that it would make the Mariel boatlift look like a small affair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 07:49 PM (9mTYi)

203 The Venezuelan war cry??

"They stole our toilet paper!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:49 PM (49rjL)

204 -Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 12:39 AM (zeEqS)

No worries!  I'll be fine.  Have been, will be!  Thanks!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:49 PM (OQ9R7)

205 "Uncle Touchy" Hehehe.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:49 PM (2ox7s)

206 A little border skirmish. Good way to distract the masses. Posted by: Ricardo Kill ----------------------------- Presumably, the army actually gets fed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 07:50 PM (9mTYi)

207 184 Looks like tomorrow should be another interesting Monday, I'll call my adviser, Huck Achin and get his advice. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2015 12:40 AM (W5DcG) ------------- Moo Moo will be too busy making more money than all your ancestors combined to give your sorry ass investment advice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 07:50 PM (75uvI)

208 Dr. Crank - always good to see you. "Sleep well, and dream of large women."

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:50 PM (zeEqS)

209 "--Any objections?" Nah, sounds about right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:51 PM (2ox7s)

210 Mr. Whipple has been called in to negotiate between Columvia and Venezuela.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 07:51 PM (DsveK)

211 Mike, the immigration pattern is already set.

Haitians go to the Dominican Republic.  The Dominicans go across the water to Puero Rico.  And the Puerto Ricans settle in NYC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:51 PM (49rjL)

212 "They stole our toilet paper!" Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 12:49 AM (49rjL) An old friend of mine refers to TP as "cannon fodder". In this case, it might actually be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:51 PM (aRgrb)

213 I guess mynew' doesn't like any of our suggestions.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:52 PM (2ox7s)

214 Venezuela closes the border because the Colombians are smuggling in consumer goods to sell on the black market, and deports all the Colombians. Imma gonna need Norman to co-ordinate. Or as Spock once said to Captain Kirk during the race to the transporter with NOMAD, "Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger."

Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 30, 2015 07:52 PM (/4mNf)

215 211 Mike, the immigration pattern is already set. Haitians go to the Dominican Republic. The Dominicans go across the water to Puero Rico. And the Puerto Ricans settle in NYC. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 12:51 AM (49rjL) --That would be true, except the DR has a far more robust border protection program than the USA.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 07:53 PM (vsbNu)

216 They may take our lives, but they will never take our $hit Tickets.

Posted by: William Wallace at August 30, 2015 07:53 PM (DsveK)

217 ..."Haitians go to the Dominican Republic. The Dominicans go across the water to Puero Rico. And the Puerto Ricans settle in NYC."
-Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 12:51 AM (49rjL)

...and very few of them become shortstops.  Which is bad for the economy.

P.S.:  Name one Haitian shortstop.

...I'll give you the rest of your life.

*GO!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:54 PM (OQ9R7)

218 Listening to a rerun of Alan Colmes radio show - good god, his callers are deranged. And he knows them all by name from previous calls. This has to be the worst radio talk show ever. What a train wreck - LOL!!!!!

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 07:54 PM (rRr9n)

219 When were you in the Republica Dominicana logprof?

Did you enjoy the taxi rides in Santo Domingo?  Where traffic lanes are created when needed?  Or hear the tour guide chuckle over pulling a fast one on the Spanish about the bones of Christopher Columbus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:55 PM (49rjL)

220 "P.S.: Name one Haitian shortstop." Hernando Calderon.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 07:55 PM (2ox7s)

221 btw, ANWAR is way the fook north of McKinley/Denali. But POTUS/choomer won't actually know that. ' Bill Ayres doesn't do geography, or that sick bint of a wife of his either

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 07:56 PM (Fkvff)

222 P.S.: Name one Haitian shortstop. -----//----- Hell, name one Haitian. Besides Bob Marley, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 07:56 PM (75uvI)

223 Skeletor can probably count all his regular listeners on the bony digits of one hand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 07:56 PM (aRgrb)

224 And "Hugh Rodham" isn't a real Haitian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 07:57 PM (75uvI)

225 222 I thought he was Jamaican?

Posted by: William Wallace at August 30, 2015 07:57 PM (DsveK)

226 Pro tip, never visit the DR/Haitian border in a white pick-up.  The Haitians will think you are UN and move towards you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 07:57 PM (49rjL)

227 "Hernando Calderon."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 12:55 AM (2ox7s)

*HAH!*
Quality, but not actually a human being.

...let-alone a shortstop.

LOL

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:58 PM (OQ9R7)

228 So I'm watching Bar Rescue tonight and its follow ups of previously rescued bars. And there is just one I cannot figure out. The Metal and Lace bar in Austin. The owner was a complete delusional asshole and its closed now, but He Never Paid His Employees! How is it possible to get away with that sort of bullshit. He originally didn't pay them and during the rescue they all filled out the paperwork to get on payroll and he still never paid them! They only got tips.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 07:58 PM (zt+N6)

229

201 Naaah I just wish he was the last of the 16 Repub candidates to say that.

Instead I doubt any of the so-called repubs has the nuts to agree with him.

Independence for Puerto Rico is a brilliant idea Anna

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 07:58 PM (LAliD)

230 Contest entries for new nickname:
Your Mother
Dust Bunny
Ow my balls!
Duke of Doubt
The bat in your belfray
I got nothin


Posted by: StrawMan at August 30, 2015 07:58 PM (c2krM)

231 -Posted by: Vertov at August 31, 2015 12:54 AM (rRr9n)

That's what happens when you have thirty listeners.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 07:59 PM (OQ9R7)

232 Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 12:58 AM (zt+N6) ------- That owner was a total creep. He'd last about one day in California before the employee class action vultures swooped in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:00 PM (75uvI)

233 Wait a minute, is that really buzzion or just merely a hologram?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:00 PM (49rjL)

234 "Quality, but not actually a human being." Yeah, I just made that up. But, sounds like a good name for a Haitian shortstop, no?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:00 PM (2ox7s)

235 Does Alan Colmes ever accidentally answer a caller, Mom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:01 PM (DsveK)

236 It really is funny. He must have NO callers, because he's engaging these people he clearly hates for three, four, five minutes. He spent five minutes talking to this guy he clearly knew who's evidently going into drug rehab and - I guess? - has a diabetes problem. WTF? It's like The Onion!

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:01 PM (rRr9n)

237 Skeletor can probably count all his regular listeners on the bony digits of one hand. Posted by: Alberta ---------------- It strains my imagination that there might be people that actually admire and respect the guy. But then, I felt the same way about Olbermann. Geeze, I'll be glad when Drudge finally scrubs that picture of DWS & Hillary off of the front page.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:01 PM (9mTYi)

238 230 Contest entries for new nickname: -------// SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY PEN was one of my favorites and I think it's been abandoned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:01 PM (75uvI)

239 Gotta question. Any Morons in the Orlando area? I'm rollin' out of Galveston at oh-dawn-thirty, Tuesday morning, so should be in Mousetown nlt Wednesday evening. I'll be there till Sunday, starting the return trip. Don't know if fambly schedules will allow for me to break away to meet a Moron for a drink. But one way or another, I'm gonna break away for a drink! Moron's gotta Moron, y'know. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:02 PM (McRlu)

240

 Aaaaaaaannnnndddddd... some folks just can't make it through the day without talking shit behind moo's back.

I heard something once about personal insults but I can't remember where or when.  Something about "tribal signaling" too... hmmmmm lemme think

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 08:03 PM (LAliD)

241 42 24 RIP, Mt. McKinley Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August ----- I wonder if this had anything to do with President McKinley being Republican?

Posted by: theCork at August 30, 2015 08:03 PM (/NUys)

242 "Yeah, I just made that up. But, sounds like a good name for a Haitian shortstop, no?"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:00 AM (2ox7s)

I'd have gone with M'Bale Sanchez.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:03 PM (OQ9R7)

243 219 When were you in the Republica Dominicana logprof? Did you enjoy the taxi rides in Santo Domingo? Where traffic lanes are created when needed? Or hear the tour guide chuckle over pulling a fast one on the Spanish about the bones of Christopher Columbus? Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 12:55 AM (49rjL) --Ha, stayin' far away from that hellhole. I know some Canadians who went to the resort enclaves, though, but that's as close as I want to be.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 08:03 PM (vsbNu)

244 225 222 I thought he was Jamaican? ------- What's the difference?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:03 PM (75uvI)

245 Name one Haitian? Sure. Michelle Jean. Born in Haiti, emigrated to Canada, and was appointed Governor-General (the Queen's representative in Canada) by the former Liberal Government. And, much to my surprise, she did a pretty fine, non-partisan job of it, much to the chagrin of leftards who had high hopes for her. And she is a hottie, too. http://www.gg.ca/images/10374/GG2010-0501-057.JPG

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 08:04 PM (aRgrb)

246 Boy, MAx really has a boner for Moo moo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:04 PM (75uvI)

247 P.S.: Name one Haitian shortstop. ...I'll give you the rest of your life. *GO!* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 31, 2015 12:54 AM (OQ9R7) Looks like no Haitians ever. Not just no short stops. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/birthplace.php

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:04 PM (zt+N6)

248 And "Hugh Rodham" isn't a real Haitian. Posted by: Cicero ---------------- He just the escrow agent who cashes the Clinton Foundation checks made out to 'Haiti'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:04 PM (9mTYi)

249 Mount Buzzion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:04 PM (DsveK)

250 238 230 Contest entries for new nickname:

-------//

SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY PEN was one of my favorites and I think it's been abandoned.

You should totally change to that nick.  Then I can be LET'S GO GET THAT MUTHERF*CKER!   We can be like those friends who hang around each other way too much.

Posted by: StrawMan at August 30, 2015 08:04 PM (c2krM)

251 -Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 01:04 AM (zt+N6)

Pro-Tip:
Never post a trivia question that you don't already have the answer for/to/of/at/the damned thing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:07 PM (OQ9R7)

252 'taters.....

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 08:07 PM (Fkvff)

253 "I wonder if this had anything to do with President McKinley being Republican?" Probably more with him being white. Barry no likey.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:07 PM (2ox7s)

254 Then I can be LET'S GO GET THAT MUTHERF*CKER! We can be like those friends who hang around each other way too much. Posted by: StrawMan ---------------- I got dibs on WE'LL KICK HIS ASS!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:08 PM (9mTYi)

255 That's part of what's so funny - I don't any of these callers actually respect or admire Colmes. It's just the one show that will take their calls. Or they're wrong numbers. Gosh - give me two or three more drinks and I'll call and fuck with the guy.

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:08 PM (rRr9n)

256 255 That's part of what's so funny - I don't any of these callers actually respect or admire Colmes. It's just the one show that will take their calls. Or they're wrong numbers. Gosh - give me two or three more drinks and I'll call and fuck with the guy. Posted by: Vertov at August 31, 2015 01:08 AM (rRr9n Too delusional for Coast to Coast or Ground Zero?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:09 PM (zt+N6)

257 Somebody should call Alan Colmes Show and order a pizza.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:09 PM (DsveK)

258 'taters..... Posted by: Jake ----------------- This is an Idaho colloquialism, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:09 PM (9mTYi)

259 Aaaaaaaannnnndddddd... some folksjust can't make it through the day without talking shit behind moo's back. I heard something once about personal insults but I can't remember where or when. Something about "tribal signaling" too... hmmmmm lemme think Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 01:03 AM (LAliD) Give it a rest, MAx. Moo brings it on himself because he's a nasty piece of work, who lives to start rancor. Yes, he makes the occasional lucid comment. Blind hog, acorn, some assembly required.The very nic he chose is a dig at social conservatives on the blog. You do yourself no favors by white-knighting him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 08:10 PM (aRgrb)

260 Probably more with him being white. Barry no likey. -------- Mt. McKinley was massive and white too, so it fit. Mt. Brian Dennehy would have been an acceptable alternative but nobody asked me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:10 PM (75uvI)

261 Snuffy Smith.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:10 PM (DsveK)

262 "This is an Idaho colloquialism, no?" Irish.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:10 PM (2ox7s)

263 "I wonder if this had anything to do with President McKinley being Republican?" Why does he have to go to Alaska to change the name of a mountain? He has a pen and a 'phone. All he has to do is call the cartographers. What else was he doing while distracting all of us with the name change? Making deals to get more democrat votes for his Iran treaty?

Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 30, 2015 08:10 PM (/4mNf)

264 Mulkowski's vote is a lock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:11 PM (DsveK)

265 Venezuelan "army" vs the Colombian death squads -- this should be worth some pop corn.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at August 30, 2015 08:12 PM (ztOda)

266 Why does he have to go to Alaska to change the name of a mountain? He has a pen and a 'phone. All he has to do is call the cartographers. -------- Panama said no to the Sandra Fluke Canal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:12 PM (75uvI)

267 Too delusional for Coast to Coast or Ground Zero? Don't know - not usually a listener of insanity radio. Am a big Phil Hendrie fan, though.

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:12 PM (rRr9n)

268 "Mt. Brian Dennehy would have been an acceptable alternative but nobody asked me." Brilliant. Big. Don't give any fcuk.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:12 PM (2ox7s)

269 The very nic he chose is a dig at social conservatives on the blog. Yep. His choice of name is a violation of that civility. He took it because all us stupid socons that don't agree with his views obviously want Huckabee and Akin to be POTUS and Veep.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:12 PM (zt+N6)

270 Actually logprof once you get out of certain sections of Santo Domingo, the Dominicans are really great people to know.

But it was funny talking to some of the college age tourists going through San Isidro on the way back home telling them how many vaccinations you were given.  And they are freaking out because they never got any.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:13 PM (49rjL)

271 Probably more with him being white. Barry no likey. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:07 AM (2ox7s) ----- Since his party's pulling down statues of past members... and he's renaming stuff, maybe he should rename the Democrat party. After all, "Democrat" is associated with slavery, Jim Crow laws, Eugenics, forcible sterilization of Native Americans, and now killing children born alive in an abortion. I nominate as a new, more descriptive name, "Socialist Vivisectionists". Any other nominations?

Posted by: theCork at August 30, 2015 08:13 PM (/NUys)

272 logprof, the Dominican/Haitian border doesn't have a demilitarized zone, it has a denuded zone. In fact, all of Haiti is basically stripped of trees. Here's a pic of the border:
 
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o2c9rbs

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2015 08:15 PM (gyKtp)

273 "Any other nominations?" Death and Taxes Party.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:15 PM (2ox7s)

274 273 "Any other nominations?" Death and Taxes Party. ------- Tax first, then death.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:16 PM (75uvI)

275 How do they keep the Haitians from stealing their trees?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:16 PM (DsveK)

276 Venezuelan "army" vs the Colombian death squads -- this should be worth some pop corn. Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at August 31, 2015 01:12 AM (ztOda) Venezuela has been getting some military "assistance" from Iran. And Colombia has been buying armaments from Israel. This could turn into an Israel/Iran proxy war real quickly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 08:16 PM (aRgrb)

277 267 Too delusional for Coast to Coast or Ground Zero? Don't know - not usually a listener of insanity radio. Am a big Phil Hendrie fan, though. Posted by: Vertov at August 31, 2015 01:12 AM (rRr9n) Honestly I don't either. I've known of Coast to Coast for a long time but wish I had no knowledge of Ground Zero. Unfortunately the talk radio station here played them before CtC. I don't think they do anymore though. Seems they did some programming shuffling after Andy Dean stopped doing talk radio (Thank God, hated him) so not its Kilmeade and then 2 hours of Dana Loesch before CtC instead.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:17 PM (zt+N6)

278 ..."You do yourself no favors by white-knighting him."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 01:10 AM (aRgrb)

Agreed.  I've defended Moo Moo at my peril on numerous occasions.

One who is a "contrarian" is one thing.  (He isn't quite a troll, but abortion threads have him skating the razor's edge.)

He is intentionally inflammatory with the advantage of being "worn-down" to begin with.

I still defend him, but his "facts" lack numerical evaluation.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:17 PM (OQ9R7)

279 Barak Obama's Mt. McKinley name change translation: F you honkies!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 30, 2015 08:18 PM (hVdx9)

280 Contest entries for new nickname:

My other penis

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 08:18 PM (YJmuy)

281 Jeebus, MAx. I try to give everyone here a wide berth, and usually ignore shit that doesn't affect me. But you are getting really fucking annoying with the "moo moo is a martyr!" shit every night. If you are really Moo, then say so. If you and Moo are in a relationship, then say so. But please stop with the fawning love for the dude. Ignore it. Joke it. Embrace it. - better yet, shut the fuck up about it.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 08:19 PM (zeEqS)

282 Death and Taxes Party. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:15 AM (2ox7s) ----- You win. I liked "Tax first, then death", but they just can't wait, they like death too much.

Posted by: theCork at August 30, 2015 08:19 PM (/NUys)

283 Somebody should call Alan Colmes Show and order a pizza. Posted by: Boss Moss Order a Vermin Supreme

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 08:19 PM (W5DcG)

284 Aaaaaaaannnnndddddd... some folksjust can't make it through the day without talking shit behind moo's back. I heard something once about personal insults but I can't remember where or when. Something about "tribal signaling" too... hmmmmm lemme think Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 01:03 AM (LAliD) ***** Go ahead and text him to tell him we're getting all Mean Girl on his ass. When he shows up, we'll shit on his front too. Cuz we're equal opportunity like that, and he invites it on himself.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 08:19 PM (5aeI0)

285 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 08:20 PM (3balI)

286 Never heard of Ground Zero, but I'm guessing 9-11 truthers. Sorry - not funny, just mind-numbing stupid. Bet you'd like Phil Hendrie, though.

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:21 PM (rRr9n)

287 "And Colombia has been buying armaments from Israel. This could turn into an Israel/Iran proxy war real quickly." Now, Columbia is a hard ally because of all the Uncle Sam gravy. Fighting the drug war yadda, yadda.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:21 PM (2ox7s)

288 Aloha! Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2015 01:20 AM (3balI) How are the tentacles dangling tonight?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 08:21 PM (aRgrb)

289 Tax first, then death. Posted by: Cicero -------------- Then tax again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:22 PM (9mTYi)

290 272 logprof, the Dominican/Haitian border doesn't have a demilitarized zone, it has a denuded zone. In fact, all of Haiti is basically stripped of trees. Here's a pic of the border: http://preview.tinyurl.com/o2c9rbs Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2015 01:15 AM (gyKtp) --Oh yeah, fully aware, proof (at least secondary) of the DR's border control effectiveness.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 08:22 PM (vsbNu)

291 ... hmmmmm lemme think Motorhead!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 08:22 PM (W5DcG)

292 "Name one Haitian shortstop." ----------- Pierre "Chu-Chu" LeBonque.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2015 08:23 PM (cN9Sk)

293 Mountain grow coffee ees de richest kind.

Posted by: Juan Valdez and His Burro at August 30, 2015 08:23 PM (75uvI)

294 Venezuela has been getting some military "assistance" from Iran. And Colombia has been buying armaments from Israel. This could turn into an Israel/Iran proxy war real quickly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon A seat at a certain beach bar in Curacao would be very interesting.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:24 PM (ztOda)

295 Senors, senoras; Republica de Colombia.  No Columbia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:24 PM (49rjL)

296 286 Never heard of Ground Zero, but I'm guessing 9-11 truthers. Sorry - not funny, just mind-numbing stupid. Bet you'd like Phil Hendrie, though. Posted by: Vertov at August 31, 2015 01:21 AM (rRr9n) Yeah I'm sure that's some of it. But its full on nutter. I think one night I heard them talking about a military base on the moon.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:25 PM (zt+N6)

297 Mountain grow coffee ees de richest kind. Posted by: Juan Valdez and His Burro at August 31, 2015 01:23 AM (75uvI) My ass!

Posted by: Indonesian Civet cat at August 30, 2015 08:25 PM (aRgrb)

298 Trump should hire the DomRep guys to build the "Wall".

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:25 PM (ztOda)

299 "Pierre "Chu-Chu" LeBonque. " Another ringer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:25 PM (2ox7s)

300 One wonders what the Venezuelans would use to pay the Iranians.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:26 PM (9mTYi)

301 291 ... hmmmmm lemme think Motorhead! Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2015 01:22 AM (W5DcG) *Headbangs!* https://youtu.be/eBIa0o36pPo

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:26 PM (zt+N6)

302 I think one night I heard them talking about a military base on the moon. Why not? For persistent, survivable deep space communications.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:27 PM (ztOda)

303 228 So I'm watching Bar Rescue tonight and its follow ups of previously rescued bars. And there is just one I cannot figure out. The Metal and Lace bar in Austin. The owner was a complete delusional asshole and its closed now, but He Never Paid His Employees! How is it possible to get away with that sort of bullshit. He originally didn't pay them and during the rescue they all filled out the paperwork to get on payroll and he still never paid them! They only got tips. Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 12:58 AM (zt+N6) All he had to tell the state was that the employees all quit. If he wasn't sending in the quarterly withholding, they would never know. Years ago, a company that I was with hired all of its employees through a temp agency. The employees were all employees of the employment agency, and that company paid all the wages, taxes, SS, and other withholdings. Our company in turn wired the employment agency the funds to cover all of that. About 6 months after the company closed, someone from the state that handles the employee withholding taxes contacted me about why we hadn't filed any of those quarterly returns. I told him that we had no employees, and that the people working at our company were all actually employees of that other company. I can't tell you how nice it is to use one of those payroll companies. They make life for a small business so much easier. But yeah, that guy should have gotten gonorrhea and died.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 08:28 PM (Z7G74)

304 One wonders what the Venezuelans would use to pay the Iranians. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:26 AM (9mTYi) Uranium? Or Venezuelan hotties.

Posted by: Indonesian Civet cat at August 30, 2015 08:28 PM (aRgrb)

305 I thought the Nazis had a secret Moon base....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:28 PM (49rjL)

306 300 One wonders what the Venezuelans would use to pay the Iranians. --------- Venezuela is blessed with rich vuvuzela deposits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2015 08:28 PM (75uvI)

307 263 What else was he doing while distracting all of us with the name change? Making deals to get more democrat votes for his Iran treaty? Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 31, 2015 01:10 AM While they are distracted he will gently break it to the Alaskans that not only is the mountain going back to being called Denali, but Alaska is going back to Russian territory. More flexibility is a fearsome thing.

Posted by: Just Snowballing Here at August 30, 2015 08:28 PM (Q8y6V)

308 "Trump should hire the DomRep guys to build the "Wall"." No. If Trump gets elected and gets a wall it will be the NY/NJ who get the job. Mario Gaincolo came down to build the new Cowboys stadium.......and have never left.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:28 PM (2ox7s)

309 288 Aloha! Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2015 01:20 AM (3balI) How are the tentacles dangling tonight? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 01:21 AM (aRgrb) To be truthful, they're draggin' a bit. It has been a long, long day. But they should be just as slimy and active as usual tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 08:29 PM (3balI)

310 302 I think one night I heard them talking about a military base on the moon. Why not? For persistent, survivable deep space communications. Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 01:27 AM (ztOda) Allow me to clarify. Military base on the moon to attack targets on earth.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:30 PM (zt+N6)

311 Yeah I'm sure that's some of it. But its full on nutter. I think one night I heard them talking about a military base on the moon. Hah! I love radio. I listen to a lot of international short-wave on the net, and sometimes, when it's a really professional production, you forget for a moment who you're listening to. For example, Radio Havana is a really solid professional production. So I'm listening, and I hear, "in other news, it's been revealed that President Bush will eliminate Social Security and place all retired Americans in concentration camps." What????? Oh yeah, Cuba....

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:30 PM (rRr9n)

312 A seat at a certain beach bar in Curacao would be very interesting. Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 01:24 AM (ztOda) ----- Given Columbia's long history of combat, just one of their paramilitaries could conquer Venezuela... if the FARC wasn't already being sheltered by Venezuela.

Posted by: theCork at August 30, 2015 08:30 PM (/NUys)

313 ¿Como va, Ctholho?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 08:30 PM (zeEqS)

314 All right, even for Mountain Time it's late so off to sleep. Stay well, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 08:31 PM (vsbNu)

315 Hey, Slap

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 08:31 PM (q509P)

316 And it may have been a Chinese base too. I don't remember. It was all stupid and just made me hate the radio stations around Dayton more.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:31 PM (zt+N6)

317 Hey Ricardo, here is an odd aviation book

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Y1KLLPI/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:32 PM (49rjL)

318 G'night, log, Nice chatting today.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 08:35 PM (zeEqS)

319 "http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Y1KLLPI/ref=cm_sw_su_dp" OV-10s. Pretty good little airplane.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:35 PM (2ox7s)

320 -Swollen Budget
-Factually Actually
-My Brother's Bee-Keeper
-Ball-Penis Hammer
-Louis Rue-Kaiser
-Cap'n Joyride
-Phil A. Buster
-Jimmy K. Standpipe
-Cleveland Brown
-Slapweasel  (taken)
-Spunk Proposcis
-Funkytown
-Lemming Masher
-Harry Beever
-Captain Clamshell
-Right of Hoover
-Lactose Vacuum
-Sunny Side Up
-Boobie
...sorry official tangent

-Official Tangent
-Ganymede
-Orion's Official Orifice
-Substantial Interference
-All Sorts of Frosting
-Jimmy's Gentle Joshery
-Fingerbang
-Special K
-"Other"

-We'll Be Back After These Messages...

 

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:35 PM (OQ9R7)

321 Hey Ricardo, here is an odd aviation book http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Y1KLLPI/ref=cm_sw_su_dp Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 01:32 AM (49rjL) Speaking of aviation, saw 4 Stearman biplanes flying in formation right overhead yesterday. Looks like they are flying out of Falcon Field in Mesa. Cool to see, and hear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 08:36 PM (aRgrb)

322 The old SF idea was some sort of maglev mass driver on the moon, threating earth with a barrage of moon rocks. I'm strangely intrigued.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:37 PM (ztOda)

323 G'Night, Logprof.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:37 PM (OQ9R7)

324 hear, "in other news, it's been revealed that President Bush will eliminate Social Security and place all retired Americans in concentration camps." What????? Oh yeah, Cuba.... Posted by: Vertov ---------------- Still... more reliable than NPR.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:38 PM (9mTYi)

325 OV-10s. Pretty good little airplane. Esp to throw shit out of

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:38 PM (ztOda)

326 Night logprof, good luck with the writing.

Maglev on the Moon, wasn't that a Heinlein story?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:38 PM (49rjL)

327 Buzzion, since you won't take the bait, here's AAA+ radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRZdFLlpfZU

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:39 PM (rRr9n)

328 Cool to see, and hear. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -------------- My father flew PT-17's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:39 PM (9mTYi)

329 "-We'll Be Back After These Messages..." Those are some great suggestions, slap. No doubt, he'll pick the wrong one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:40 PM (2ox7s)

330 Sept 12th there will be an airshow in the Atlanta area.  B-17, PT-23, P-51, and even one of the reproduction FW-190s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:40 PM (49rjL)

331 Still... more reliable than NPR Ha - agreed...

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:40 PM (rRr9n)

332 "My father flew PT-17's" A little Stearman love.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:41 PM (2ox7s)

333 Well, I'm going to go to bed. Working on the car in the hot sun takes it out of a guy. And the knees, too. Now the 4 rum and Cokes have caught up with me. Sleep like a baby, I will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 08:41 PM (aRgrb)

334 Spank Action Films -

Posted by: Vertov at August 30, 2015 08:41 PM (rRr9n)

335 Sept 12th there will be an airshow in the Atlanta area. B-17, PT-23, P-51, and even one of the reproduction FW-190s. Posted by: Anna Puma --------------- At Dobbins?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:42 PM (9mTYi)

336 "and even one of the reproduction FW-190s." Ever see a Buchon?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:42 PM (2ox7s)

337 "Those are some great suggestions, slap. No doubt, he'll pick the wrong one."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:40 AM (2ox7s)

I have no hold, nor am I bound to others' choices.

I'm "good" that way.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:42 PM (OQ9R7)

338 G'Night, Alberta Oil Peon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:43 PM (OQ9R7)

339 281 Jeebus, MAx.
I try to give everyone here a wide berth, and usually ignore shit that doesn't affect me. But you are getting really fucking annoying with the "moo moo is a martyr!" shit every night.
If you are really Moo, then say so. If you and Moo are in a relationship, then say so.
But please stop with the fawning love for the dude.
Ignore it. Joke it. Embrace it. - better yet, shut the fuck up about it.
Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 01:19 AM (zeEqS)


Okay. I'm not particularly fond of Moo Moo references when he's not around but it's not actionable either. But I am tired of this policing shit going on night after night.

So new rule:
Cicero - no more gratuitous mentions of moo moo on the ONT unless it's a reference to a specific and timely incident on the blog.

And MAx - stop policing the ONT for gratuitous mentions of moo moo.

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 30, 2015 08:44 PM (wqVD1)

340 Here is the web-site.  Dekalb Peachtree

http://atlantawarbirdweekend.com/other.htm

Buchon Ha.1112?  Not in person.  Spanish built late model Bf-109 with a RR Merlin engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:44 PM (49rjL)

341 "I have no hold, nor am I bound to others' choices." You just do what you can do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:44 PM (2ox7s)

342 313 Como va, Ctholho? Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 01:30 AM (zeEqS) Ayyyyyy, hombre!....va como una vaca embarazada en quaaludes.

Posted by: ctholho at August 30, 2015 08:47 PM (3balI)

343 -Posted by: Maetenloch at August 31, 2015 01:44 AM (wqVD1)

Night-after-night, this guy keeps-on "getting it".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:48 PM (OQ9R7)

344 Slap! How's the finger???

Posted by: ctholho at August 30, 2015 08:48 PM (3balI)

345 Herdin' chickens Maet, but good luck!

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 08:49 PM (q509P)

346 Uh oh, I fear Maet is building a special time-out box for the problem children...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:49 PM (49rjL)

347 346 Uh oh, I fear Maet is building a special time-out box for the problem children...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 01:49 AM (49rjL)


Fear the New Civility!

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 30, 2015 08:50 PM (wqVD1)

348 "Buchon Ha.1112? Not in person. Spanish built late model Bf-109 with a RR Merlin engine." Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:50 PM (2ox7s)

349 At Dobbins? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:42 AM (9mTYi) **** Would be tough to do it elsewhere in Atlanta.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 08:51 PM (5aeI0)

350 <-- looks left

looks right -->

Cheese it cats, think da boss is on to us...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:51 PM (49rjL)

351 I like the new chick on The Last Ship. Too bad its really obvious they're gonna make her a lesbian.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2015 08:53 PM (zt+N6)

352 >> Fear the New Civility!
 
The beatings will continue until morale civility improves.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2015 08:54 PM (gyKtp)

353 Five minutes dead air, bad, bad, bad.

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 08:54 PM (q509P)

354 My wishes are fishes!

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 08:55 PM (q509P)

355 I'd like to see a special ban hammer for the persistent ones -- a simple screening proxy that re-directs the trolls to a private page with the same static content, their posts, and dynamic filler comment by the lacewig spamerator making shit up based on what the trolls post. They could talk to themselves for houus and not catch on.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:55 PM (ztOda)

356 It feels like a pregnant cow on qualudes? I think my highschool Spanish is lacking a wee bit... Time for a refresher course, gaucho!

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 08:55 PM (zeEqS)

357 I sit corrected.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 08:55 PM (5aeI0)

358 Shit, it's late. Laters.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2015 08:56 PM (2ox7s)

359 Finger is still bent.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:56 PM (OQ9R7)

360 G'Night, Ricardo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:57 PM (OQ9R7)

361 Get that finger out of your ear. You don't know where its been!

Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 30, 2015 08:57 PM (oFTnj)

362 Yikes, it is late.  Ciao amica.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 08:57 PM (49rjL)

363 Ciao, Anna.

Good Night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 08:58 PM (OQ9R7)

364 Slap, did you take it in to the bodyshop?

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2015 08:58 PM (ztOda)

365 This finger might just have to stay in the splint for eight weeks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:00 PM (OQ9R7)

366 "Slap, did you take it in to the bodyshop?"
-Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 01:58 AM (ztOda)

Nope.  I did what "normal" people do and looked shit-up online.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:00 PM (OQ9R7)

367 I'll be fine.  I just need to keep it immobilized.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:02 PM (OQ9R7)

368 Luv ya Jean. #Ireallymeanthat

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 09:04 PM (q509P)

369 Love ya' Jean!

#Let'sSeeWhereThisIsGoing

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:05 PM (OQ9R7)

370 339 Maet, I offer my sincere apology for even mentioning it. I shouldn't have commented. I broke my own rule, for crying out loud... I certainly don't want to do any harm here in your house, and will refrain from anything even remotely close in the future. I'll ban myself for a few days if you deem necessary. Send me a bill for the carpet cleaning.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 09:07 PM (zeEqS)

371 Shut-up, Chi.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:10 PM (OQ9R7)

372 Five minutes dead air, bad, bad, bad.

They must played 4'33" followed by a commercial for 4'33".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 09:12 PM (YJmuy)

373 Shut-up, Chi. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 31, 2015 02:10 AM (OQ9R7) **** Lol.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 09:12 PM (5aeI0)

374 370 339
Maet,
I offer my sincere apology for even mentioning it. I shouldn't have commented. I broke my own rule, for crying out loud...
I certainly don't want to do any harm here in your house, and will refrain from anything even remotely close in the future.
I'll ban myself for a few days if you deem necessary.
Send me a bill for the carpet cleaning.
Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 02:07 AM (zeEqS)


Nope no offense on your part - I just happened to use your comment as a launching pad for my complaint.

However....you know you could wash my car - just as a credit against any future transgressions. This is the kind of peace of mind that you can't just buy. :-)

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 30, 2015 09:13 PM (wqVD1)

375 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 09:16 PM (YJmuy)

376 356 It feels like a pregnant cow on qualudes? I think my highschool Spanish is lacking a wee bit... Time for a refresher course, gaucho! Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 01:55 AM (zeEqS) It "goes" like a pregnant cow on quaaludes. When we were driving Nissan Sentras over the Santa Cruz mountains with a couple of hundred pounds of SCUBA gear in the back, that was an expression we often used to describe the mushy handling, nonexistent acceleration, and tendency to wobble that we experienced.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 09:24 PM (3balI)

377 However....you know you could wash my car - just as a credit against any future transgressions. This is the kind of peace of mind that you can't just buy. :-) Posted by: Maetenloch ------------------------- Heck - I'll wax the darned thing if you're giving me free rein to go all Rowdy Roddy Piper on a couple of known asshats. There is one arrogant, condescending dude in particular I'm thinking of... Ahhh, Nevermind. Thanks, Maet. You're a good man. And you're damn great at this thankless job. That doesn't get stated enough.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 09:26 PM (zeEqS)

378 *Copies and pastes* *Deletes*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 09:32 PM (5aeI0)

379 Swing that car by the ol' White House.

I'll be washing my IROC in the driveway.

We can knock back a few brewskis as we clean these sweet rides!

Posted by: Joke Biden at August 30, 2015 09:33 PM (PTQef)

380 It "goes" like a pregnant cow on quaaludes. When we were driving Nissan Sentras over the Santa Cruz mountains with a couple of hundred pounds of SCUBA gear in the back, that was an expression we often used to describe the mushy handling, nonexistent acceleration, and tendency to wobble that we experienced. Posted by: cthulhu --------------------- Huh. "SCUBA gear." I'll have to remember that euphemism next time I'm transporting a couple of bodies in the trunk of a Sentra...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 09:33 PM (zeEqS)

381 In the previous thread, someone asked if there were more No-Hitters recently than "usual".

The Down-Low:

1940 - (2)
1941-1943 - (0)  {WWII}
1944 - (2)
1945 - (1)
1946 - (2)
1947 - (3)
1948 - (2)
1949 - (0)
1950 - (1)
1951 - (4)
1952 - (2)
1953 - (1)
1954 - (1)
1955 - (1)
1956 - (3)
1954 - (1)
1955 - (1)
1956 - (4)
1957 - (1)
1958 - (2)
1959 - (0)
1960 - (3)
1961 - (1)
1962 - (5)
1963 - (3)
1964 - (4)
1963 - (3)
1964 - (3)
1965 - (3)
1966 - (1)
1967 - (3)
1968 - (5)
1969 - (6)
1970 - (4)
1971 - (3)
1972 - (4)
1974 - (3)
1975 - (2)
1976 - (3)
1977 - (3)
1978 - (2)
1979 - (1)
1980 - (1)
1981 - (3)
1982 - (0)
1983 - (3)
1984 - (2)
1985 - (0)


...this is going to take a minute.

(cont'd next post)



Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:38 PM (OQ9R7)

382 Stay Frosty all. Night.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 09:41 PM (5aeI0)

383 371 Shut-up, Chi. Posted by: Slapweasel --------------------- What's up with that, Slap*? I'm not above sending some goons over to break a few more fingers, btw... (*I just saw it, after a quote from someone else)

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 09:43 PM (zeEqS)

384 No-Hitters, Continued...

1986 - (2)
1987 - (1)
1988 - (1)
1989 - (0)
1990 - (6)
1991 - (5)
1992 - (1)
1993 - (3)
1994 - (3)
1995 - (1)
1996 - (2)
1997 - (1)
1998 - (1)
1999 - (3)

-We'll take a break and be right back after there messages...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:45 PM (OQ9R7)

385 "these" messages, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:46 PM (OQ9R7)

386 No-Hitters Since the Turn of the Century!...

2000 - (0)
2001 - (2)
2002 - (1)
2003 - (1)
2004 - (1)
2005 - (0)
2006 - (1)
2007 - (3)
2008 - (2)
2009 - (2)
2010 - (6)
2011 - (3)
2012 - (6)
2013 - (3)
2014 - (4)
2015 - (6)   ...including Jake Arrieta tonight.

Has there been an increase in No-Hitters?

It seems so.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:56 PM (OQ9R7)

387 Not only does it "seem" so?  It is so.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 09:58 PM (OQ9R7)

388 Has there been an increase in No-Hitters? -------------------------- Yes, your honor!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 30, 2015 10:00 PM (zeEqS)

389 387 Not only does it "seem" so? It is so. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at August 31, 2015 02:58 AM (OQ9R7) Doesn't this have some correlation to the height of the mound or something?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 10:07 PM (3balI)

390 2.03 No-Hitters Per Year, (1940-2009), has become 4.67 since 2010.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:09 PM (OQ9R7)

391 Night all. Here is "Asleep In The Deep" by Mastodon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBXWBj7hIzg

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 30, 2015 10:14 PM (0TXlm)

392 "Doesn't this have some correlation to the height of the mound or something?[/]"
-Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2015 03:07 AM (3balI)

It should be the opposite, given this solitary factor.  The mound was lowered in 1968.  The other variables are too numerous to mention.  Including Park size, foul territory, individual umpires and Mother Nature.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:14 PM (OQ9R7)

393 G'Night, Hat!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:15 PM (OQ9R7)

394 Save-Tags For The Win!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:16 PM (OQ9R7)

395 G'Night, MWNP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:17 PM (OQ9R7)

396 I heard something once about personal insults but I can't remember where or when. Something about "tribal signaling" too... hmmmmm lemme think Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 01:03 AM (LAliD) Bbbwwwwaaahhhhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 10:18 PM (Vm8WO)

397 Man... I've been "En-Statico" for quite awhile.

No music, only a calculator and a ceiling-fan.

I love "En-Statico".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:20 PM (OQ9R7)

398 394 Save-Tags For The Win!!! --------------------- Where can I get some of those things, anyway? Can you find them at the bottom of the barrel?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 10:20 PM (zeEqS)

399 -Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 03:20 AM (zeEqS)

Step #1.  Bite Me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:23 PM (OQ9R7)

400 Three posts in-a-row means "That's All, Folks!"

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:30 PM (OQ9R7)

401 Hey Slap--how's the finger these days? I've been gone a couple of days and didn't keep up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 30, 2015 10:33 PM (+YMhA)

402 If I didn't love you so much, I might have reacted badly to that. Dios de bendiga, amigo.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 10:33 PM (zeEqS)

403 Have to be gone in 30 min for a long road trip to work. Good morning horde

Posted by: skip at August 30, 2015 10:35 PM (nSbUf)

404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

*poof*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:49 PM (OQ9R7)

405 On the bright side: The arrival of Vox has done wonders for the self image of idiots.

Posted by: socalcon at August 30, 2015 10:57 PM (lHASK)

406 "Hey Slap--how's the finger these days? I've been gone a couple of days and didn't keep up."-Posted by: tcn in AK at August 31, 2015 03:33 AM (+YMhA)

"The damned finger is still bent, Chi. Braced for 48 hrs and still bent.

I believe it to be a torn tendon at this point.
"
-Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 30, 2015 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 10:58 PM (OQ9R7)

407 *digs a hole*

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 11:00 PM (OQ9R7)

408 Obama is such a tool.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 11:04 PM (P6Jv8)

409 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxZInIyOBXk

Posted by: Cold Beer at August 30, 2015 11:06 PM (OQ9R7)

410 Recovery Administration - Rifle Association. Po Tay Toe - Po Tah Toe Fuck you, anal retentive nitpickers.

Posted by: VOX at August 30, 2015 11:08 PM (P6Jv8)

411 Refrigerator magnets make me sneeze, which is embarrassing because I'm a Navy Seal.

Posted by: Marine Richard at August 30, 2015 11:13 PM (P6Jv8)

412 If "Jake" had a sex change, she could get as drunk as she wanted and not be accused of rape. Some people are so fucking stupid. Why aren't sex changes mandatory yet?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 11:18 PM (P6Jv8)

413 411 Refrigerator magnets make me sneeze, which is embarrassing because I'm a Navy Seal. Posted by: Marine Richard at August 31, 2015 04:13 AM (P6Jv Well, at least I'll know when you're trying to raid our refrigerator...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (VLTL9)

414 405 On the bright side: The arrival of Vox has done wonders for the self image of idiots. Posted by: socalcon at August 31, 2015 03:57 AM (lHASK) Us, too! We're no longer at the bottom of the "Dumber Than" lists!

Posted by: boxes of rocks, everywhere [/b] [/i] [/s] at August 30, 2015 11:39 PM (VLTL9)

415 4:44 AM - When the responses are in the hundreds, read only those in the latest set (401, 402, ...).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] at August 30, 2015 11:42 PM (VLTL9)

416 Sneakin' through you're stuff. While you sleep. Oblivious

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 11:48 PM (q509P)

417 I need an editor.

Posted by: rat bastids at August 30, 2015 11:49 PM (q509P)

418 "Sneakin' through you're stuff."

"Your", even.

So there's that.

And then there's thishttp://tinyurl.com/qexob6w

Posted by: Cold Beer at August 30, 2015 11:52 PM (OQ9R7)

419 I've got your back.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 30, 2015 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)

420 Give it away, give it away, give it away now! Give it away, give it away, give it away now! Give it away, give it away, give it away now!

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2015 11:59 PM (P6Jv8)

421 So new rule: Cicero - no more gratuitous mentions of moo moo on the ONT unless it's a reference to a specific and timely incident on the blog. And MAx - stop policing the ONT for gratuitous mentions of moo moo. Posted by: Maetenloch at August 31, 2015 01:44 AM (wqVD1) It's amazing how many people flunked kindergarten. And NO!, I will not share my Hershey's bar with you. Nor my Absolut either, for that matter, unless you're supplying the bloody mary fixin's, tomato juice and both lemons AND limes (Tabasco and Worchestershire are cooking staples so those I've got [and will share]).

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2015 12:01 AM (HEtQ3)

422 F. A. Hayek was transgendered? TRANS POWER!!! You conservatives owe us so much, we've even articulated your economic philosophy for you.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 12:02 AM (P6Jv8)

423 >>>Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Carnot is ruuning for President too?

Posted by: Jeb! vs Carnot at August 31, 2015 12:07 AM (P6Jv8)

424 Heck - I'll wax the darned thing if you're giving me free rein to go all Rowdy Roddy Piper on a couple of known asshats. There is one arrogant, condescending dude in particular I'm thinking of... Ahhh, Nevermind. Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 02:26 AM (zeEqS) To paraphrase the concept of poker sharks and fish at a poker table: If you're on a blog and you don't see an arrogant, condescending dude, you are the arrogant condescending dude.

Posted by: An Arrogant Condescending Dude at August 31, 2015 12:07 AM (HEtQ3)

425 Sick. ISIS hung 4 captives up hog tied and set fires under them. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNudawWUsAAcaYr.jpg

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 12:31 AM (iQIUe)

426 Cant believe we and just about every other country isnt bombing the shit out of ISIS.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 12:33 AM (iQIUe)

427 3:39 a.m., American. One day closer to victory.

Frigging bears woke me up again.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 31, 2015 12:38 AM (yxw0r)

428 I miss 1995

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2015 01:41 AM (2XMpf)

429 Anybody awake yet?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2015 01:52 AM (2XMpf)

430 Fell asleep on the keyboard last night and missed the luv

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 02:00 AM (ztOda)

431 ISIS is doing a good job explaining Islam to the rest of the world that has been sleeping since 1972.

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2015 02:04 AM (ztOda)

432
Fell asleep on the keyboard last night
Posted by: Jean




I U Y T

Posted by: The Letters Embossed Into Your Forehead

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 02:10 AM (kdS6q)

433 From the Hunter Biden story comments at Moonbattery, "Beau Biden incarcerated Larry Sinclair on a trumped up charge to silence him from revealing his first-hand knowledge of Barky's homosexual and cocaine habits - which catapulted Joe to VP as a reward for covering up a sure-fire scandal. The scandal would have seriously damaged, if not ended, 0bama's run for the White House." Is that for real? I hadn't seen that before....

Posted by: Ruth at August 31, 2015 02:10 AM (oo88B)

434 Posted by: The Letters Embossed Into Your Forehead I woke the dog laughing at this!!

Posted by: Ruth at August 31, 2015 02:13 AM (oo88B)

435 RE: Jake and Josie, isn't it interesting that both are drunk, so Josie can't be expected to consent, but Jake is supposed to remain conscious enough to obtain a legal standard of consent anyway?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 02:14 AM (oVJmc)

436 435 RE: Jake and Josie, isn't it interesting that both are drunk, so Josie can't be expected to consent, but Jake is supposed to remain conscious enough to obtain a legal standard of consent anyway? Feminism = completely incapable so it's your fault.

Posted by: Ruth at August 31, 2015 02:18 AM (oo88B)

437 Josie could not consent Unless it was butt stuff.

Posted by: Josie at August 31, 2015 02:20 AM (FcR7P)

438 Bullying Witches... for 10 hours... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVZxFInzrM

Posted by: The Bullying Hat at August 31, 2015 02:21 AM (0TXlm)

439 Looks like Trump is about to blow up the race again when he releases his tax plan in a couple days. Uhhh, Not Trumps, you guys better get your ass's in gear or this thing is going to be over before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 02:23 AM (eDW1j)

440 Doesn't this have some correlation to the height of the mound or something? Or the end of BALCO?

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2015 02:23 AM (FcR7P)

441 Josie's on a  vacation far away . . .

Posted by: The Outfield at August 31, 2015 02:27 AM (JO9+V)

442 Looks like another late thread.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:27 AM (t2KH5)

443 1995. I was 26, fit, in the USAF, stationed in Tampa, got deployed a lot. Not a bad year,,,,,probably. Lots of binge drinking too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2015 02:28 AM (Vog7R)

444 Looks like another late thread. Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:27 AM (t2KH5) As if in direct answer to this question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlbcNvlseVI

Posted by: The Answered Hat at August 31, 2015 02:29 AM (0TXlm)

445 And what the hell is up with Scott Walker? Dude why are you talking about building a wall on the Northern boarder? That guy more so than anyone else in the race has dissapointed me.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 02:30 AM (eDW1j)

446 So if they were both drunk and women are equal to men, why isn't Josie being charged with rape?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 02:31 AM (1BQGO)

447 Can someone please explain to me why a woman can have no ability to consent when intoxicated, but an intoxicated man is not required to consent? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 11:38 PM (Zu3d9) _____________ Because leftists see women as children. They need special protections because they can't be expected to conform their behavior to the same standards as men. So Big Daddy Government must intercede and protect them -- much like it does for children, mentally incompetent people, senile old folks, etc. Women just aren't as mentally strong and capable and self-reliant as men. That's why they must be treated differently. Right Hillary?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2015 02:32 AM (a31sM)

448 Dude why are you talking about building a wall on the Northern boarder?  That guy more so than anyone else in the race has dissapointed me. Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 07:30 AM (eDW1j) ----------------------------- He's trying to stave off the inevitable "RAAAAACIST" accusations?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2015 02:33 AM (EMrMF)

449 The Vox/NRA piece; "Update: We've corrected it". LOL. If you've corrected it, there is no story. Just changing logos doesn't change the organization.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at August 31, 2015 02:33 AM (ql3m8)

450 May as well start the links


Good Morning Morons.  Today is Monday, August 31, 2015.  On this day in 1803  Lewis and Clark started their expedition to the west leaving Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania at 11 in the morning.  Funny to think of Pittsburgh as a jumping off point for the West, but in those days it was the frontier.


Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:33 AM (t2KH5)

451 VIC!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 02:34 AM (0O7c5)

452 Some people really have it bad in CA due to water supplies.  But I have seen articles posted that say these shortages are due to politics being dominated in CA by the watermelons.


http://fxn.ws/1Un4NoC

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:34 AM (t2KH5)

453 Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 07:30 AM

Yeah. Like piss off the last semi-friend we got.

Posted by: Lester at August 31, 2015 02:34 AM (2UPXV)

454 ISIS is up to their old tricks again.


http://fxn.ws/1IxvLCZ

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:34 AM (t2KH5)

455 PC runs amuck with Obama.  He is changing the name of Mt. McKinley.  I urge all Morons to continue using Mt. McKinley.  And I ask, when did the President get the authority to change the names of geographical locations?  And note it did this as part of the AGW fraud which has been repeatedly debunked.


http://fxn.ws/1id03WI

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:34 AM (t2KH5)

456 Rapper Kayne West says he is running for President.  His claim to fame is making a porno tape with Kim Kardashion.  But he could not be any worse than Obama.


http://fxn.ws/1O2J82W

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (t2KH5)

457 Women just aren't as mentally strong and capable and self-reliant as men. That's why they must be treated differently. Right Hillary? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2015 07:32 AM (a31sM) _______________________ That's right... Now shut your whore mouth....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (HSmrB)

458 @448 Or he can be a man and deal with the reality of the situation and not try to triangulate on this which no one is going to buy anyway.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (eDW1j)

459 So if they were both drunk and women are equal to men, why isn't Josie being charged with rape?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 07:31 AM (1BQGO)


Premise #1  YES

Premise #2  YES, except when it's in our  favor or interests not to be.  Our choice.


Answer:  Because PATRIARCHY, so shut up that's why

Posted by: Modern Feminism and Rape Culture Awareness Promoters at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (JO9+V)

460 Former Gov of MD got a real deal when he left office buying $62,000 worth of government furniture for $9,000.


http://fxn.ws/1EuUJYR

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (t2KH5)

461 RIP Wes Craven at 76 of brain cancer.


http://fxn.ws/1Un5caF

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (t2KH5)

462 The Appalachian Trail has been taken over by rowdy Morons.


http://fxn.ws/1LEIZTk

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:35 AM (t2KH5)

463 Texas investigators were trying to determine on Sunday what may have motivated a 30-year-old man accused of ambushing a suburban Houston sheriff's deputy filling his patrol car with gas in what authorities believe was a targeted killing.


It should be obvious but nobody will say it.  The motivation is the MFM, Obama, Holder, and radical groups egged on by them like BLM.


http://fxn.ws/1hqMxy0

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:36 AM (t2KH5)

464 And here is a prime example of a lying news article that eggs on black violence.


http://bit.ly/1idT3cb

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:36 AM (t2KH5)

465 Democrats are rejecting Obama's sellout to Iran.


http://fxn.ws/1JvGQbL

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:36 AM (t2KH5)

466 Commie Sanders says the Democrat Party is protecting Scankles by limiting debates.


http://bit.ly/1NQXPbv

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:36 AM (t2KH5)

467 63 year old muzzie charged with molesting a 10 year old girl in a NYC mosque.

http://bit.ly/1hqNp5J

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:37 AM (t2KH5)

468 The no shit item of the day.  Trump says the US government treats illegals better than US veterans.  That is because Obama hates the military.


http://bit.ly/1MWTeE5

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:37 AM (t2KH5)

469 Obama loses another one as the IRS is told they can not withhold the disclosure of illegal requests by the WH for taxpayer information.  But I would not count on this lawless administration giving it up anytime soon.  They have a history of ignoring court orders.  Why should they?  The judges and congress will not hold them accountable.


http://bit.ly/1hqNIxk

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:37 AM (t2KH5)

470 The NYT finally calls for what liberals have always wanted for gun control.  Confiscate them all.  Hey you assholes, how about we regulate newspapers the same as guns?


http://bit.ly/1KWsqiS

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:38 AM (t2KH5)

471 Univision says Kate's Law is unfair to illegals.  OK, how about we jail them and deport them instead?


http://bit.ly/1NReH1N

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:38 AM (t2KH5)

472 448  Or he can be a man and deal with the reality of the situation and not try to triangulate on this which no one is going to buy anyway. Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 07:35 AM (eDW1j) ---------------------- Oh I fully agree with you. He's stumblefucking around the subject. I was just providing an answer to a rhetorical question.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2015 02:38 AM (EMrMF)

473 WA State University has jumped the shark on speech codes.  Where is the ACLU?


http://bit.ly/1Eso06g

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:38 AM (t2KH5)

474 The Mexican government is warning that Texas' denial of birth certificates for U.S. children born here to undocumented immigrants stands to imperil the relationship between Mexico and the Lone Star State.


Piss on them.


http://bit.ly/1KxvJ4f

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:38 AM (t2KH5)

475 Democrat leaders are distancing themselves from Scankles.  I repeat, she will not get the nomination.


http://bit.ly/1hNCt2Z

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:39 AM (t2KH5)

476 PP is suing Bobby Jindal after he cancelled their contract with the State.  They have no case.


http://dailysign.al/1NIdB9E

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:39 AM (t2KH5)

477 Jim DeMint asks if the Fed is necessary.  It is my opinion that most of our bad economic crisises have been caused by the Fed.


http://dailysign.al/1NIdB9E

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:39 AM (t2KH5)

478 The reason for the difference in standards is that the SJWs pushed for the different standard and no one really pushed back because they were afraid of facing the shit storm.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 02:39 AM (eDW1j)

479
Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1hNSqWW

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:39 AM (t2KH5)

480 Is it any surprise that Obama's labor board is ruling against businesses in favor of unions.  Why did republicans in Congress allow Obama to pack this board with labor lawyers?   Why?  We have no Party.



http://bit.ly/1N3I0yZ

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:40 AM (t2KH5)

481 So it looks like I can't even copy and paste without getting black diamonds. I've just about had it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2015 02:40 AM (EMrMF)

482 A federal judge has slapped down Obama's EPA once again for its illegal actions.  This is the third time they have been slapped down for essentially the same actions.  When is someone going to be held in contempt?  The EPA should be defunded and eliminated.


http://bit.ly/1NIdZoE

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:40 AM (t2KH5)

483 Scankles call for ceasing the use of the term "anchor babies" may be correct.  They are actually welfare babies.  75% of Mexican children, both legal and illegal, are on welfare.  Which is amazing since legal immigrants are supposed to be denied welfare benefits.


http://bit.ly/1UgYjwS

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:40 AM (t2KH5)

484 One more thing will complete her look - the hat. She delicately placed it, checked the mirror once more, then left for the station. She knew she'd get there early enough to buy a coffee a wait casually for the train. "This will be a good day" she thought as the sun began revealing itself through the trees. It didn't take long for her to realize the EMT train was running late, it was running very late indeed.

Posted by: Ruth at August 31, 2015 02:40 AM (oo88B)

485 More evidence that one should avoid neighborhoods with a home owner's association like the plague.


http://fxn.ws/1MWXm6N

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:40 AM (t2KH5)

486 Kindle Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1KWu3gq


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:41 AM (t2KH5)

487 451 VIC!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 07:34 AM (0O7c5)



I came back last Friday and started posting Sat.  Thanks for the letter and post.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:42 AM (t2KH5)

488 Commie Sanders says the Democrat Party is protecting Scankles by limiting debates.


http://bit.ly/1NQXPbv

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:36 AM (t2KH5)



Commie Sanders Johnson is right!

Posted by: Count de Monet Johnson at August 31, 2015 02:42 AM (JO9+V)

489 Good morning, and glad to have you back Vic.

Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at August 31, 2015 02:43 AM (kjqdN)

490 "And, yes, I have decided in 2020 to run for president." -Kanye West

Posted by: Judge Susan Webber Wright at August 31, 2015 02:43 AM (e8kgV)

491 Thanks, Vic.  Good to have you back.

Posted by: Count de Monet Johnson at August 31, 2015 02:43 AM (JO9+V)

492 The NYT finally calls for what liberals have always wanted for gun control. Confiscate them all. Can't find 11 million illegals. Believes they can confiscate 200 million guns.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at August 31, 2015 02:44 AM (ql3m8)

493 Dude why are you talking about building a wall on the Northern boarder? That guy more so than anyone else in the race has dissapointed me. Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 07:30 AM (eDW1j) ----------------------------- He's trying to stave off the inevitable "RAAAAACIST" accusations? Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 31, 2015 07:33 AM (EMrMF) This is the Québécois we are talking about...

Posted by: The Suspecious Hat at August 31, 2015 02:44 AM (0TXlm)

494 That's right... Now shut your whore mouth.... Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2015 07:35 AM (HSmrB) _____________ LOL. It's funny when you think about it. Leftists insist that females be treated differently under the law when it comes to sexual assault, because females are clearly different from males. Males are manipulative, power-hungry, testosterone-driven sex machines, while females are naive, vulnerable, emotionally-labile hot-house flowers. Yet, these same leftists are always telling us that gender is just an illusion and a meaningless social construct -- so how could females be so different from males that they require greater legal protection under the law? It makes no sense. Like most everything else that comes out of the left.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2015 02:46 AM (a31sM)

495 I had internet withdrawal symptoms down in GA.  Not only had no internet but I had to walk up the hill to the road to get a cell phone signal.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:48 AM (t2KH5)

496 Welcome back Vic, you have been missed. 479-that Ramirez cartoon is spot on. 494-cognitive dissonance. Can that be a disease?

Posted by: Moki at August 31, 2015 02:48 AM (x303I)

497
So, apparently we can have a morning thread and no Vic -- or a Vic and no morning thread.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 02:48 AM (kdS6q)

498 So nice to have you back, Vic! Also, check out J.J. 'S new blog. We really missed you Vic!

Posted by: Chilling the most at August 31, 2015 02:49 AM (CtS7j)

499 Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:36 AM

The shooter went to Prayer View (how it is pronounced by the students, alum, and staff) A & M for a semester in Hempstead where Sandra Bland hung herself in the toilet stall when no one would make her bail for kicking a DPS officer. Notice her full autopsy (rumors that she swallowed an epic quantity of weed persist) has not been released. Various civil rights groups have tried to make hay out of it in Houston but freeway marches will result in large grease spots and looting results in dead looters. Plus no one cares. It's rough for social activists there. Even Indian immigrant convenience store owners shoot back in Houston.

Posted by: Lester at August 31, 2015 02:50 AM (2UPXV)

500 The Mexican government is warning that Texas' denial of birth certificates for U.S. children born here to undocumented immigrants stands to imperil the relationship between Mexico and the Lone Star State.


Piss on them.


http://bit.ly/1KxvJ4f

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:38 AM (t2KH5)



Oh no! What are they going to do? Stop sending their people here?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2015 02:50 AM (DiZBp)

501 That's right... Now shut your whore mouth.... Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2015 07:35 AM (HSmrB) _____________ LOL. It's funny when you think about it. Yes. Yes it is. If they'd just concern themselves with making sammiches. ......

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at August 31, 2015 02:51 AM (ql3m8)

502 So, apparently we can have a morning thread and no Vic -- or a Vic and no morning thread. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 07:48 AM (kdS6q) You're pushing the ban line, Sport. Stop the passive aggressive microagression against this blog.

Posted by: AoSHQ Powers That Be at August 31, 2015 02:51 AM (HEtQ3)

503 Thanks Ruth.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 31, 2015 02:52 AM (1ijHg)

504 Appalachian hikers more "open and deliberate in their desire for freedom from all rules and regulations." Given the current culture, that's hardly a surprise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OSs/l)

505 Good to be back all.  Guess what else I didn't have in GA. 


A porch rocker.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:53 AM (t2KH5)

506 Nood. Morning thread is up

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 31, 2015 02:53 AM (0TXlm)

507 Sunshine Sullivan is the woman who did the blog radio program urging people to kill cops. She is also the person photographed wiping her ass with the flag. I dont think she can be arrested but not sure why she shd be allowed to use social media.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 02:53 AM (iQIUe)

508 Good to be back all. Guess what else I didn't have in GA. A porch rocker. Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 07:53 AM (t2KH5) So you really were roughing it!

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2015 02:54 AM (HEtQ3)

509 All Lives Matter March in AL had 20,000 people attend. MSM response-Zippo. Same as they did with the PP marches.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 02:54 AM (OSs/l)

510 The no shit item of the day. Trump says the US government treats illegals better than US veterans. That is because Obama hates the military. _____________________ It's also because Obama loves everybody more than he loves U.S. citizens. Think vets are the only Americans getting screwed by "our" government, which treats illegal aliens better than us? Try not filing or paying any federal taxes for 10 or 20 years -- something routinely done by millions of illegal aliens in the U.S. Think the IRS would just shrug it off, as it does for millions of illegal aliens? Hahaha. Try it and see.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2015 02:54 AM (a31sM)

511 Gabe up

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 02:55 AM (t2KH5)

512 Oh no! What are they going to do? Stop sending their people here?!?! _________________ Yeah, if Texas doesn't start issuing U.S. birth certificates to Mexican babies born to Mexican mommies illegally squatting in the U.S., we'll retaliate by not dumping any more of our rapists, drug-dealers, and murderers in your country, and we will no longer accept the billions of dollars in remittances we receive each year from Mexicans illegally living and working (and illegally not paying U.S. taxes) in the U.S.! Sure, it would bankrupt us and cause massive social unrest, but we'll do it! Don't call our bluff! Si se puede, bitchez!

Posted by: El Governmento de Mexico at August 31, 2015 02:59 AM (a31sM)

513 465 Democrats are rejecting Obama's sellout to Iran.
 
Not really. In fact, in the Senate they may have enough votes to filibuster the Iran deal up or down vote.
 
The article is talking about a DNC meeting, where they were trying to get a vote of confidence for TFG's sellout. But DWS, worried that her Jewish liberals support might take too big of a hit over this, blocked that resolution.
 
But yeah, it's still an embarrassment to TFG, so look for him to get some retribution on ole Debbie somehow. He's not the forgivin' sort, unless it's our enemies.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2015 03:04 AM (gyKtp)

514 So it looks like I can't even copy and paste without getting black diamonds. I've just about had it.Posted by: DangerGirl ------This works for me: go to the end of each line and delete and re-add the space. And fuck Mixy/Pinx.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 03:06 AM (P6Jv8)

515 So . . . federalism. And States' Powers. Who should get to name geographic features in a State? (Or rename them once a territory becomes a State): A. Congress B. the People of the State And who should get to veto such changes: A. A lone Representative from another State who represents the district the geographic feature was renamed for B. the People of the State And what should be grounds for discrediting the renaming: A. a SCOAMF taking credit for it B. the People of the State objecting

Posted by: Sam at August 31, 2015 07:29 AM (rRqyL)

516 The New Disability: Sensitivity to Electromagnetic Fields
Horse apples. This is entirely psychological.

They've done tests on those "afflicted". 
Put them by a machine that makes noise but outputs NO EM?
They get headaches.
Put them by a machine they can't see putting out a ton of EM? 
No issues.

This started with a made up story; and after it got some traction people "found out" they had this "affliction" that never existed before.

There's a dark side to the concept of a "placebo" sometimes called "nocebo effect" and this is one of the results.   And it's the same psychological concept.  Your mind affects your body in ways you didn't expect. possible.

Studies I'm mentioning are linked here:
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4072

So if you have EM sensitivity, don't see a doctor or wrap yourself in tinfoil.  See a therapist for your psychological-induced stress.

Heck, if that's too much, maybe have yourself hypnotized.  It's likely to be of more value than trying to "shut out" those "EM fields" that you're certain are affecting you.

But I'd recommend actual professional help.

Posted by: gekkobear at August 31, 2015 09:14 AM (FCZNR)

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