July 31, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (7-31-2012)
— Maetenloch

Why Right Wing Blogs Like AoSHQ Never Talk About Jihad or Sharia

Because it's true - we just *never* talk about jihad or sharia anymore.

Well according to this article at IOTW it's only because Ace and the cobs have shunned Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs and sold out to the MSM.

What's the message received? If you want to move up in the caste system you better clean up your act, and that, you'll see, includes any uncomfortable remarks about Islam.
[long email quote snipped]

While reading this I immediately had 2 bloggers in mind that would fit this description. The first was Ace of Spades. Ace was a Perryite who famously published a public attack towards Pamela Geller. He's  also shown that he's willing to modify his act, and the reader's behavior.

Later the finger is pointed at Weasel Zippers as the shunful blog in question but still many ewoks and morons were dissed in the process.

Now I'm not saying that certain people's garbage should be routinely molested starting this very evening because of these slurs - that would be 'wrong' - but lets just say that both garbage and natives of Endor do have mutual needs...

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Dallas and the Fall of Communism

Because who wouldn't want to be economically oppressed Dallas-style:

Dallas was the last Western show allowed during the nightmarish 1980s because President Nicolae Ceausescu thought it showcased all that was wrong with capitalism. In fact, the show provided a luxuriant alternative to a communism that was forcing people to wait more than a decade to buy the most rattletrap communist-produced cars. After the dictator and his wife were shot on Christmas Eve 1989, the pilot episode of Dallas - with a previously censored sex scene spliced back in - was one of the first foreign shows broadcast on liberated Romanian TV.

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Map Your Commute Times

Thanks to Trulia you can see what your commute times would be like from a new home in most major cities. I remember seeing similar maps drawn as isochron lines for LA and noticing how the distance you could travel in 30 minutes steadily shrank all during the 30s, 40s, and 50s and then suddenly opened up again when freeways were built.

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6 Brilliant Ways Hostages Outwitted Their Captors

In 1958, a group of Americans staying at the Hilton Havana in Cuba were playing a golf tournament when they suddenly found themselves surrounded by rebel soldiers pointing guns at them. As you probably know, Cuba was in the middle of a bloody anti-imperialist revolution, but apparently the golfers never got the memo.

What the rebels didn't know was that one of those golfers was 54-year-old actor Johnny Weissmuller, best known for dressing in nothing but loincloths and swinging on vines. In the '30s and '40s, Weissmuller starred as Tarzan in 12 films and is to this day the best known actor to have played the role. When the hostile soldiers approached him, Weissmuller confidently said, "Me Tarzan" ... to which the rebels responded, "Huh?" Turns out that "Tarzan" is pronounced completely differently in Spanish (it's more like "Tar-zaan" ).

Since they clearly weren't getting the message, and for some reason still convinced that his celebrity status could save him from captivity or death, Weissmuller stood up to his full height, beat his chest with his fists and let out the trademarked Tarzan yell that he single-handedly popularized. In the middle of a golf course, with Cuban rebels pointing guns at him.

...Star struck, the rebels put down their guns and proceeded to freak the hell out, yelling "Tarzan! Tarzan!" and "Welcome to Cuba!" Apparently their anti-capitalist sentiment stopped at Hollywood movies. They not only released Weissmuller and his fellow golfers completely unharmed, but actually escorted them back to their hotel.

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Karachi: Burning American Flags After Evening Prayers Each Week Nets Tidy Profit For Flagmaker

I had always wondered about this but yes there are local flagmakers who do well by providing the US flags to be burned at the weekly spontaneous protests:

After the weekly afternoon prayers on Friday, different hardline religious groups, many with political affiliations and some with militant ties, organize protest rallies with clockwork precision that range from a few hundred to throngs of thousands. But many rallies end in the same way: the burning of an American flag.

"We work hard for our product, and we get paid for our product," says Rasheed, clad in a camouflage baseball cap and seated behind a desk that takes up most of the space in his eight-by-six-foot office in Gulashan-e-Iqbal, one of the city's oldest working class neighborhood.

"So what if it burns? The purpose of the flag is to last for an hour. It's unfortunate, but if the demand is for an hour, then the supplier must meet such demand too," he says.

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Isn't This Like 10 Years Too Late?

Well it is the collector edition so maybe it took a while to add the director's  commentary.

Being that I'm one of the few movie writers around who follows the adult film industry as closely as I do the regular film industry (film is film, dammit!), the adult industry has been kind enough to return the favor. Which is how it came to be that I got this screener of "Hairy Twatter" in the mail. (Starring everyone's favorite newcomer, Jessie Andrews).

From the enclosed fact sheet:

   Greetings from Dreamzone,

    We've all been there. You're at the witches' and wizards' academy and become disappointed with the pubic hair trends being observed by the ladies on campus. So, you do what you must and resort to magic to rectify the situation. This is precisely the scenario depicted in Hairy Twatter: A Dreamzone Parody, releasing in August from DreamZone Entertainment. The title is available for pre-order now.

Clever, AND correct use of apostrophes. You have no idea how rare that is in the adult video industry, where some of the most popular stars can't even settle on a consistent spelling of their own name.

Hairy-Twatter

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

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1 Helloooo.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 04:53 PM (N2yhW)

2 I wish I were drinking right now...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at July 31, 2012 04:53 PM (0d0K7)

3 Gee news to me, I always thought Ace was a Jew the way he rags on Muslims and Ron Paul for not wanting to genocide them all like he does.

Posted by: Andrew at July 31, 2012 04:54 PM (HS3dy)

4 Third!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:54 PM (UOM48)

5 Buncha candy-asses.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 04:54 PM (p39GY)

6 Damn.  Missed it by thismuch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:54 PM (UOM48)

7 IOTW it's only because Ace and the cobs have shunned Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs and sold out to the MSM.

Ok, IOTW, thanks Charles for the opinion.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 04:55 PM (N2yhW)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:55 PM (6o4Fb)

9 Sorry. Thought this was my quilting blog.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 04:55 PM (p39GY)

10 YAAAAY more ignorant dumbass infighting before an election YAAAAAAY!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 04:55 PM (bxiXv)

11 This is a brave guy.He'll be convicted of course and die in jail. Toronto Star: Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny was charged with theft on Tuesday and could face up to 10 years in jail in what Kremlin critics call a growing crackdown on dissent by President Vladimir Putin since he began his six-year term in May. Navalny, an anti-corruption blogger who has organized street protests that have dented Putin’s authority, dismissed the charge as absurd. Other opposition leaders accused Putin of using KGB-style tactics to try to silence his critics. Navalny, 36, the most charismatic of the protest leaders and potentially the biggest threat to Putin, was also barred from leaving the country. Russia’s federal Investigative Committee said he is accused of helping organize a plan to steal timber from a state firm called KirovLes, causing the government of the Kirov region to lose more than 16 million rubles ($497,000). The charges relate to 2009, when Navalny was advising the region’s governor. “This is really quite absurd and very strange,” Navalny said as he left the Investigative Committee headquarters, where he was summoned to hear what he had expected to be a less severe charge related to a case opened in 2010 but dormant since then. “I will continue to do what I have been doing, and in this sense nothing changes for me,” he said. “We believe that what is happening now is illegal. We will use the methods of legal defence at our disposal. What else can we do?” The charges, in a country where few believe in the independence of the judiciary, signalled a toughening of the Kremlin’s stance against its opponents.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 04:55 PM (6o4Fb)

12 Republicans are the ONLY people who could lose an election like this. The ONLY people. And that's something special.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 04:56 PM (bxiXv)

13 By the way, David Dewhurst is a whore and Hooyah! for Ted Cruz's victory here in Texas today!!!  Texas is back baby, John Cornhole, take notice, your days are numbered bitch!

Posted by: Andrew at July 31, 2012 04:56 PM (HS3dy)

14 YAAAAY more ignorant dumbass infighting before an election YAAAAAAY!

Exactly. Why can't these queens fight in the End Zone instead of on the 2 yard line for once?

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 04:56 PM (p39GY)

15
Evening.

Microsoft launched their new Outlook email service today as a replacement for Hotmail and Live.

If there's an email address you have a deep attachment to, now is the time to grab it.  Go to outlook.com and sign up.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 04:57 PM (kdS6q)

16 Speaking of candy asses, my husband and I are off to bed.

You young-uns have fun now, ya hear? 

Bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 04:57 PM (UOM48)

17 That commute time map for LA is for shitty drivers or tourists, or it's totally made up. I can double any of those distances.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 04:57 PM (N/1Dm)

18 Dewhurst gonna have the Butthurst.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 04:58 PM (p39GY)

19 13 By the way, David Dewhurst is a whore ... Posted by: Andrew at July 31, 2012 09:56 PM (HS3dy) They can be real hard to get out of your apartment. I use Ho-B-Gone or Tranny-O

Posted by: Generic Bwarney Frank Reply at July 31, 2012 04:58 PM (GkwjL)

20 Have fun, Jane.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 04:59 PM (p39GY)

21 16 Speaking of candy asses, my husband and I are off to bed. You young-uns have fun now, ya hear? Bastards. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 09:57 PM (UOM4 Dream sweet dreams of the re-birth of the Republic.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (GkwjL)

22 hi all
wait, Ace has sold out to the MSM?
does that mean Marco Rubio's trash is now safe from further molestation?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (d/5qf)

23 Ummmm....so is ace one of those 17 toothless white guys oppressing the poor, innocent, and big-chested of the nation?

Posted by: joncelli at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (CWlPF)

24 While reading this I immediately had 2 bloggers in mind that would fit this description. The first was Ace of Spades. Ace was a Perryite who famously published a public attack towards Pamela Geller.

I met her once.  It made an impression.  I really wonder whether the people who attack Ace and go the extra mile to defend her have also.

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (6+ysO)

25 I shun myself.





Damn.

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 05:00 PM (smvTK)

26 That Tarzan story is great!


And WTF is wrong with IOTW?  Screw 'em....

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2012 05:01 PM (X6akg)

27 good night Jane D'oh

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2012 05:01 PM (d/5qf)

28 Tonight's post brought to you by more douchebag alcohol: Who switched around the douchebag alcohol sayings? (or is this some sort of matching type of game?)

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (HNn1q)

29 Clever, AND correct use of apostrophes. You have no idea how rare that is in the adult video industry, where some of the most popular stars can't even settle on a consistent spelling of their own name.
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Hell, many school websites can't get this right.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (AUeaU)

30 What does a bottle of Val-U-rite say?

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (t2228)

31 "...clean up your act..."

Ahh, ha, ha.  That's funny.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (N2yhW)

32 25 I shun myself. Damn. Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 10:00 PM (smvTK) I wet myself. Luckily, Jill always dresses me in "Depends"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (GkwjL)

33 I met her once. It They made an impression.

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (d/5qf)

34
Map Your Commute Times

"Commute times are calculated without traffic."




Ah, think I see a minor flaw...



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (kdS6q)

35 Exactly. Why can't these queens fight in the End Zone instead of on the 2 yard line for once? Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 09:56 PM (p39GY) "Performance Anxiety."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (bxiXv)

36 The blog guys can all oil up and have their little Thunderdome after we win this election. Until then, they should keep their eyes on the prize.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (p39GY)

37 Hmmmmmm. Russian Standard vodka.

Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2012 05:03 PM (dKV5k)

38 Fuck Ace, Weasel Zippers and the rest of them for dissing my sis.

Posted by: Uri at July 31, 2012 05:03 PM (7+pP9)

39 >>>Clever, AND correct use of apostrophes. You have no idea how rare that is in the adult video industry, where some of the most popular stars can't even settle on a consistent spelling of their own name. Or how rare it is for your pron movie to accurately portray (or parody) the material its based off of.

Posted by: The Producers of Super Hornio Bros at July 31, 2012 05:04 PM (c1WVm)

40 Let's say you wanna get from your office Downtown to a client's office in Beverly Hills at 1pm on a Tuesday. You take 6th west to Alvarado down to Olympic, west to La Cieniga, north to Burton, west to BH. 15-20 minutes assuming he has parking.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 05:04 PM (N/1Dm)

41 38 Fuck Ace, Weasel Zippers and the rest of them for dissing my sis. Posted by: Uri at July 31, 2012 10:03 PM (7+pP9) You seem bent out of shape....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 05:04 PM (GkwjL)

42 Commuting I use "Waze", it use interactive updates from other commuters. Cool App...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 05:06 PM (GkwjL)

43 Let's say you wanna get from your office Downtown to a client's office in Beverly Hills at 1pm on a Tuesday. You take 6th west to Alvarado down to Olympic, west to La Cieniga, north to Burton, west to BH. 15-20 minutes assuming he has parking. Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 10:04 PM (N/1Dm) What if Alvarado is blocked?

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:06 PM (t2228)

44 That IOTW article must have been written by the whiny little bitch that will delete your comments and ban you if you dare to criticize Geller or mention that she did in fact blog while wearing a bikini.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 05:06 PM (GULKT)

45 So, is the porno industry going to do a spoof of The Obama Effect?

I think there is a great club in Chicago they could premier in...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2012 05:07 PM (AUeaU)

46 Whoa, Trulia thinks it should take me 20-25 minutes to commute to work?  It does take me about that long - because I bike.  Driving it would be 10 minutes max.  I wonder how they came up with their numbers.

Posted by: longerthoughts at July 31, 2012 05:07 PM (CVVLU)

47 she did in fact blog while wearing a bikini.
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How dare she!!!

Bikini bottoms count as pants!!!

More or less.

Posted by: Some Pantless Moron at July 31, 2012 05:08 PM (AUeaU)

48 I met her once. It made an impression. I really wonder whether the people who attack Ace and go the extra mile to defend her have also. Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 10:00 PM (6+ysO) They get a hold on an idea, and no matter whether it's right or wrong, they go 400% until they're alone or die of cortisol poisoning. The "Perry wants us to join the caliphate" thing was just fucking INSANE, and coming from people I respected - WTF do you do when they WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING? You think you have a group of people you can work with to accomplish things and they just start demanding ABSOLUTE CONFORMITY and try to ban the rest of the world for disagreeing on any detail. They're going on and on about being banned here (here? of all places?). We had thread after thread after thread of them coming here and arguing about crap like trying to annex Turkey and forcibly relocate 99% of the people there, and they were here pretty much until they got bored. ... People regularly talk about Islamic terrorism and inanity here, just because it's not the *only* topic we're heretics or something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:08 PM (bxiXv)

49 Recent pics of Geller will keep grizzlies away from your campsite.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:08 PM (t2228)

50 What if Alvarado is blocked?

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:06 PM (t222


They're are multiple avenues south. Just don't get stuck from 3rd down to Wilshire heading west on weekdays.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 05:09 PM (N/1Dm)

51 Maet, great ONT tonight, thanx as always for your hard work

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2012 05:09 PM (d/5qf)

52 That's not a breast, Pam, this is a breast: http://tinyurl.com/cx47vp2

Posted by: Croc-of-sh*t Dundee at July 31, 2012 05:10 PM (GkwjL)

53 Maet, great ONT tonight, thanx as always for your hard work Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2012 10:09 PM (d/5qf) Man, you are such a suck-up.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:11 PM (t2228)

54 Man, you are such a suck-up. Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:11 PM (t222 Go on...

Posted by: Generic Bwarney Frank Reply at July 31, 2012 05:11 PM (GkwjL)

55
Well according to this article at IOTW it's only because Ace and the cobs have shunned Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs and sold out to the MSM.




If you follow the links, the source article is actually Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs complaining about people not paying attention to Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs.

So, eh.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 05:12 PM (kdS6q)

56 Isochron. A new word! No book thread this week, but a great linguistic gift. Please to wipe your feet before entering my isochron.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:13 PM (2IW5Q)

57 If you follow the links, the source article is actually Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs complaining about people not paying attention to Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs. So, eh. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 10:12 PM (kdS6q) If she doesn't watch it, she could spawn an infinite blog loop of whining

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 05:13 PM (GkwjL)

58 Its very obvious that the guys at IOTW have a tanned leather fetish.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 05:13 PM (GULKT)

59

Ace sold out?

 

of course he has and so would you, if you could...

don't rely on bloggers, think for yourself, no one else will do it for you.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:13 PM (m6OUa)

60 >> Well according to this article at IOTW it's only because Ace and the cobs have shunned Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs and sold out to the MSM.

Don't punch down! Stop punching down!!11!!eleventy!

Posted by: Some Guy at July 31, 2012 05:14 PM (OZPoa)

61 The Pam shit is just way too much inside baseball.

Remember the first rule of a fight. 

Don't pick up the ball and they can not play.

Just leave it alone.  We would have never heard of this Pam person with no tits and no traffic if you hadn't mentioned her.

Sounds like she need a good ewok fucking.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 05:14 PM (3ZjAP)

62 I had never heard Pamela Geller speak until she was on the "panel" on Hannity one night. Jeebus. She damn sure doesn't sound anything like you'd expect her to. And I don't mean that in a flattering way.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 31, 2012 05:14 PM (j/nZn)

63 Via Newsbusters: DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ: The Democratic party is going to do everything we can to make sure that regardless of whether you speak English or Spanish, regardless of where you live, if you are eligible to vote, and lawfully eligible to vote, we are going to do everything we can to make sure you can cast that ballot. The Republicans are doing everything they can to prevent it. AL SHARPTON: Now, congresswoman, you know I've spent some time in Florida lately WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ: Yes you did, and thank you for that [giggles] SHARPTON: -- around voter ID, and it's been non-partisan, not for either party.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 05:14 PM (6o4Fb)

64 59 Ace sold out? of course he has and so would you, if you could... don't rely on bloggers, think for yourself, no one else will do it for you. Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 10:13 PM (m6OUa) So, then we shouldn't listen to you?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 05:14 PM (GkwjL)

65 I see your offering and counter with

http://tinyurl.com/d6k8xgz

I can't wait to see your momoiro* things

The feeling is mutual Hannah.

*momoiro=pink

Posted by: Some Moron at July 31, 2012 05:14 PM (AUeaU)

66 9 Sorry. Thought this was my quilting blog.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 09:55 PM (p39GY)


Mary said it was.  It's not?  WTF?

Posted by: The other bitch from Battleburg Vermont at July 31, 2012 05:15 PM (3ZjAP)

67 There is no spoon. Sorry boss.

Posted by: Uri Geller's Assistant With Some Bad News at July 31, 2012 05:15 PM (115KO)

68 Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 10:13 PM (m6OUa)

Ace sold out to whom?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 31, 2012 05:16 PM (nEUpB)

69 I support anyone who tells the truth about the threat of islam and holds peoples feet to the fire.That said,Geller is too much,she is still an ally against the muslims though.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 05:16 PM (6o4Fb)

70 6459
Ace sold out?

of course he has and so would you, if you could...

don't rely on bloggers, think for yourself, no one else will do it for you.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 10:13 PM (m6OUa)

So, then we shouldn't listen to you?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 10:14 PM (GkwjL)

 

now you're doing it right...

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:16 PM (m6OUa)

71
Ace sold out to whom?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 31, 2012 10:16 PM (nEUpB)

 

his own wallet, so would I, so would you

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:17 PM (m6OUa)

72 63 DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ: The Democratic party is going to do everything we can to make sure that regardless of whether you speak English or Spanish, regardless of where you live, if you are eligible to vote, and lawfully eligible to vote, we are going to do everything we can to make sure you can cast that ballot.

And if you can't prove you're eligible to vote, because you're not, hey, no problem. No ID required here. Just make sure you vote right, you hear me? And stop in to the Winn-Dixie next door for some refreshing RC Cola! But if you want to write a check, you'll need some ID. Duh.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:18 PM (2IW5Q)

73 and so would she

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:18 PM (m6OUa)

74 Ace sold out to whom? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 31, 2012 10:16 PM (nEUpB) Chick-Fil-A

Posted by: The Robot Devil at July 31, 2012 05:18 PM (GkwjL)

75 just messin' wit you, chemjeff.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:18 PM (t2228)

76 Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 10:16 PM (6o4Fb) I agree, there are too few people doing it, so I appreciate her efforts. She is too much, though.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 31, 2012 05:19 PM (cQmXn)

77 @15

Oh, shit.  You fucked up my email.  Now I am stuck with this Outlook shit when I was very happy with the old format.  If you already have a MSN account it you go to Outlook.com it converts your email to the new format, which is Gmail light.

It sucks, hoping to figure out how to get rid of it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 05:19 PM (3ZjAP)

78 If the alcohol thingy had Tequila, it would have said "This product will make you comment about Pam Gellar's tits at a bloggers' convention".

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 31, 2012 05:19 PM (1grxW)

79 71Ace sold out to whom?

George Lucas. It was that or pay royalties for all those Ewok posters. But they're still negotiating over whether he has to actually praise Jar-Jar on the blog.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (2IW5Q)

80 Every time I'm exposed to Pam Geller (which has only been a handful of times) she stimulates my involuntary eye roll response reserved specifically for Drama. I don't dislike her, but my instinctual reaction is no different than when Aunt Flow is visiting my wife.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (N/1Dm)

81 Eman --- Would you mind answering a question regarding e-book pricing (Amazon)? I believe you are in the pub ind. If not, no worries, just curious.

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (mICe+)

82 being poor sucks, making money... not so much

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (m6OUa)

83 I think reactionary should go post at Pam's place

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 31, 2012 05:20 PM (Ho2rs)

84 Shorter version of any purity war (Palinista vs. Palinoid, Goldstein vs. Patterico, Gellar vs. Perry) "We'd rather fight with friends than with enemies." It's why we lose when we lose, an awful lot of the time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:21 PM (bxiXv)

85 That IOTW shit is a pathetic waste of bandwidth and five minutes out of my life that I'll never get back.     That stupid traffic-whoring blogwar blogtard bullshit is why I quit blogging.  FFS, they want more sharia blogging?   Write it yourselves, blogtards!  *headdesk*

WAY more important than IOTW and Pamela Geller:  Ted Cruz won! 

Posted by: Beth at July 31, 2012 05:21 PM (kBxk7)

86 Honestly don't give a shit about Pamela Geller. I've checked her site a couple of times, but nothing draws me back. There are a lot of good bloggers out there doing good work. She may - or may not - be one of them. But the fact remains not everyone can be in the spotlight all the time. She seems more concerned with that than anything else.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 05:21 PM (5H6zj)

87 Man, you are such a suck-up.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:11 PM (t222


Just angling to get a free AoSHQ Prime subscription

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2012 05:21 PM (d/5qf)

88 The "Perry wants us to join the caliphate" thing was just fucking INSANE, and coming from people I respected - WTF do you do when they WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING?

You think you have a group of people you can work with to accomplish things and they just start demanding ABSOLUTE CONFORMITY and try to ban the rest of the world for disagreeing on any detail.


The thing is, if you actually meet her, none of this is surprising.

I was never a regular reader of her blog, but read a little bit and out of what I did read she seemed alright--someone who was heavily into writing about Islamic extremism, but still okay.

If you met her (and I realize this is getting personal + name-dropping, kinda, sorry), but if you met her you'd realize the Ace fight really wasn't surprising.

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 05:22 PM (6+ysO)

89 Eman --- Would you mind answering a question regarding e-book pricing (Amazon)? I believe you are in the pub ind. If not, no worries, just curious. Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at July 31, 2012 10:20 PM (mICe+) Wrong dude, dude.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:22 PM (t2228)

90 Geller is almost, ALMOST as bad as Debbie Scheussel (sp?), who is, as far as she is concerned, never wrong-- and the end all authority on all things Muslim and Jewish. Everyone but her is a sellout. All other bloggers (especially the females) are stealing her mind thoughts .

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 31, 2012 05:22 PM (6HaX4)

91 I mean, geezus, Jawa Report deserves MUCH MORE traffic/credit/attention than they get, imho. Don't see them whining about it.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 05:23 PM (5H6zj)

92 Ace sold out to whom?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 31, 2012 10:16 PM (nEUpB)


The corporations man!!!!

Posted by: OWSers at July 31, 2012 05:23 PM (1grxW)

93 @77

I found away to get rid of it and back to hotmail.  The outlook format is really a cut down version of g mail, which I don't like at all.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 05:23 PM (3ZjAP)

94
Isochron lines

Only Geography professors are supposed to know what they are.

You need to self-report yourself to the Gulag.

Immediately.

Posted by: Obama Knowledge Police at July 31, 2012 05:24 PM (7+pP9)

95 I have no idea what happened in this post after I clicked continue reading. Then again, I am under the influence of several different types of allergy medication and right now an Asian is on the balance beam in American colors?

Posted by: Adam_s at July 31, 2012 05:24 PM (/YJYi)

96 Geller is almost, ALMOST as bad as Debbie Scheussel (sp?), who is, as far as she is concerned, never wrong-- and the end all authority on all things Muslim and Jewish. Everyone but her is a sellout. All other bloggers (especially the females) are stealing her mind thoughts .

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 31, 2012 10:22 PM


I was just about to comment that Pamela Gellar is one psychosis away from being Debbie Schlussel.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2012 05:24 PM (bAGA/)

97 >>>>Jawa Report deserves MUCH MORE traffic/credit/attention than they get, imho. Don't see them whining about it.

THIS ^^^

Posted by: Beth at July 31, 2012 05:24 PM (kBxk7)

98 But the fact remains not everyone can be in the spotlight all the time. She seems more concerned with that than anything else.

You don't say?

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 05:25 PM (6+ysO)

99

getting rid of italics

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 05:25 PM (6+ysO)

100 This is old, but I don't remember seeing it here: Frank Miller (author of the Dark Knight series), on OWS:

http://frankmillerink.com/

Excerpt: "In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers."

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:26 PM (2IW5Q)

101
Oh, shit. You fucked up my email. Now I am stuck with this Outlook shit when I was very happy with the old format. If you already have a MSN account it you go to Outlook.com it converts your email to the new format, which is Gmail light.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual




"Send Spike."

I believe if you are already logged into Hotmail or Live, it updates, but you can temporary reset it back.  Check for a thread over at the tech blogs.

However, the existing interface for Hotmail and Live will be going away.  This is ultimately a forced update. The old address will just redirect to Outlook.com.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 05:26 PM (kdS6q)

102 91 I mean, geezus, Jawa Report deserves MUCH MORE traffic/credit/attention than they get, imho. Don't see them whining about it.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 10:23 PM (5H6zj)

 

Because for them the mission is more important than the recognition that they are doing it.  For Geller its the opposite.  And why is she whining about getting recognition from ace?  Whenever she gets mentioned we just mock her for the stuff she rightly deserves to be mocked for.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 05:26 PM (GULKT)

103

ed, stop that.

blog wars are of ha statan. until AFTER the election.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 05:27 PM (TomZ9)

104 I've always joked about Equus being "that play where Harry Potter shows you the Sorcerer's Stones."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:27 PM (3yCFy)

105 If Ace has sold out, why doesn't he have any sweet, sweet ampersands to share? Corporations are always handing out ampersands, that's how they lure you in.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 31, 2012 05:27 PM (FIYvq)

106 I don't think these guys at IOTW don't understand Ace. If Ace has the choice of posting about Sharia or Anne Hathaway taking it in the turd hamper, Ace knows his audience and his audience wants the turd hamper.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 31, 2012 05:27 PM (1grxW)

107 Ted Cruz served Chick-fil-A at his victory party. MSM freaks out in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2012 05:28 PM (Qt4f7)

108 i'm faulting Ace for what he's doing and I think Geller is being a whiny bitch, things will work out in the end.... or not.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:28 PM (m6OUa)

109 I've been spending too much time on Twitter, very embarrassed to say. How's trix, everyone? Made a really nice, simple meal tonight. Roasted cherry tomatoes and shaved fennel bulb in a little oil, parsley, and garlic, then finished the last ten minutes with filet of sole and scallops coated with pesto. Nummy! That's all I got.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 05:28 PM (5H6zj)

110 I was never a regular reader of her blog, but read a little bit and out of what I did read she seemed alright--someone who was heavily into writing about Islamic extremism, but still okay.

If you met her (and I realize this is getting personal + name-dropping, kinda, sorry), but if you met her you'd realize the Ace fight really wasn't surprising.

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 10:22 PM (6+ysO)


I've read her blog a few times, she gets a bit shrill at times but, hey, her intentions are honorable. If I met her, however, and she tried to carry on a conversation with me...my ears would bleed, and then fall off.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 31, 2012 05:28 PM (j/nZn)

111 Some people would rather be victims than winners. I don't get it. It's almost like some of the real *guiding lights* of the anti-Islam movement (I have no bones about calling it that - I respect a handful of Muslims but I am against Islam) actually *want* to be marginalized. WTF? It's like they had so much fun during the CJ breakdown they want to re-live it. Ditto what people are saying above about Jawa Report.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:29 PM (bxiXv)

112 Here, let me put it this way.

If Norma Desmond decided to blog on the internet instead of pursuing a career in silent films, she'd resemble Pamela Geller.

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2012 05:29 PM (6+ysO)

113

Haven't been to Gellers site since the time she claimed google had delisted her. Being that at the time the way I would get to her site was through google (as well as Ace) instead of a bookmark, I found the claim to be without  much  merit.

I've seen enough examples of Islam to have formed a permanent opinion, so don't need to visit many sites that expose them.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 31, 2012 05:30 PM (iYvMQ)

114 106 I don't think these guys at IOTW don't understand Ace. If Ace has the choice of posting about Sharia or Anne Hathaway taking it in the turd hamper, Ace knows his audience and his audience wants the turd hamper. Wait a minute! Anne Hathaway took it in the...!??!? Why am I unaware of this???

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 05:30 PM (GEICT)

115 108 i'm faulting Ace for what he's doing and I think Geller is being a whiny bitch, things will work out in the end.... or not.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 10:28 PM (m6OUa)


???

Uh if there was a great Ace sellout, do you think we'd still be on an ampersand-less blog running ten year old software?

Posted by: Mtenloch at July 31, 2012 05:30 PM (pAlYe)

116 If Ace has sold out, why doesn't he have any sweet, sweet ampersands to share? Corporations are always handing out ampersands, that's how they lure you in. Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 31, 2012 10:27 PM (FIYvq) You don't want to know what you need to do to get an ampersand.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:31 PM (t2228)

117 This affair with Pamela Gellar's garbage is just delaying the inevitable...

Posted by: Ted Cruz's Garbage at July 31, 2012 05:31 PM (9F2c1)

118 46  Driving the speed limit.  Nobody does that is socal.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:31 PM (WF3IU)

119 The community here's been generally supportive of Michele Bachmann's recent efforts to expose Muslim Brotherhood agents in the highest reaches of the federal government, so I'm not getting this "AoSHQ is soft on jihad" thing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:31 PM (3yCFy)

120 I don't think these guys at IOTW don't understand Ace. If Ace has the choice of posting about Sharia or Anne Hathaway taking it in the turd hamper, Ace knows his audience and his audience wants the turd hamper. Posted by: MrCaniac at July 31, 2012 10:27 PM (1grxW) Sounds like a single post on those two things is quite doable.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (t2228)

121 Wait a minute! Anne Hathaway took it in the...!??!? Why am I unaware of this???
***
Yeah, yeah - hot white girl does it and you are all like, WOW THAT'S HOT!!!

Posted by: Some Choomin Dude at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (AUeaU)

122

Wait a minute! Anne Hathaway took it in the...!??!? Why am I unaware of this???

Sacred honor, Man.

Posted by: Will Folkes at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (3SvjA)

123 @119 That and the bacon fixation we have here.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (5H6zj)

124 Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:31 PM (t222 &&&&&&&

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (GEICT)

125 This affair with Pamela Gellar's garbage is just delaying the inevitable...

Posted by: Ted Cruz's Garbage at July 31, 2012 10:31 PM (9F2c1)

SLUT!

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at July 31, 2012 05:32 PM (AUeaU)

126

yes, Jawa is under-read, it's a fanatastic site.

sometimes i think it is only the ease of  commenting  registration etc..and freedom to argue that makes it easy to become  a reader on sites

yeah it's all about us, the commenter

Breitbart!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (TomZ9)

127 #120: I don't think it's hot. Buttholes are gross.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (3yCFy)

128 Fuck the muzzies.  Every goat fucker on earth.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (WF3IU)

129 just use Washington Blvd instead of the Santa Monica F*ckway



Posted by: Solid Copy at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (Dll6b)

130 Besides the boobs what is obsession with Pam Gellar? Does everyone have to bow down to her every damn day and give her the attention she obviously craves? I don't see Ace backing away from the crazy ass Islamists. That post was way out of line.

Posted by: mpfs at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (Fy6L7)

131 I used to read Gellar and Spencer all the time. Even IOTW sometimes. It's much more fun to read when it's about the subject at hand and not how butthurt you are over blogwars. And you GET MORE DONE. Honey vs. Vinegar.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (bxiXv)

132 >>>>I've seen enough examples of Islam to have formed a permanent opinion, so don't need to visit many sites that expose them.

That's funny, I feel the same way when it comes to David Horowitz. It's like, yeah, David, they're a bunch of broken, malevolent,  shitbirds. I know.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 05:33 PM (N/1Dm)

133 #123: Oh, yeah... there's that, too... mmmm, bacon...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:34 PM (3yCFy)

134 Posted by: Mætenloch at July 31, 2012 10:30 PM (pAlYe).... building a brand, especially a blog takes lots of time and there's tons of competition, it's tough being a blogger.

the ampersands will come if you guys play your cards right.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (m6OUa)

135 109 I've been spending too much time on Twitter, very embarrassed to say. How's trix, everyone?

Made a really nice, simple meal tonight. Roasted cherry tomatoes and shaved fennel bulb in a little oil, parsley, and garlic, then finished the last ten minutes with filet of sole and scallops coated with pesto. Nummy!

That's all I got.

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2012 10:28 PM (5H6zj)

Simple?  Getting my mortgage was simple compared to that. Then again, my food usually comes in liquid form or from a plastic wrapper.  That's why I'll live forever and be drunk the whole time.


Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (yYKoR)

136 I'm thinking of putting up a site that is nothing but pictures of Romney looking lovingly at people, just to piss off some libs. Got one picture collected so far. There's also a good chance I won't do anything further on that project.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (iYvMQ)

137
That's funny, I feel the same way when it comes to David Horowitz. It's like, yeah, David, they're a bunch of broken, malevolent, shitbirds. I know.
***
In fairness to Horowitz, his coverage is rather more pertinent to the average American.

Of course it is 20 years too late.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (AUeaU)

138 So, Ace is a muslim and we must all wear burkas??

Posted by: Tyronnne, NYT at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (Lia1Q)

139 Geller is a one -issue blogger and she does it well.  Too many Americans are completely ignorant of the clear and present danger that islam poses to our nation.  Someone has to expose it, and if tits cause traffic, and get the warning about the infiltration by islamic anti-freedom America hating savages, so be it.


Posted by: Sharia Aint American at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (TFeHR)

140 It seems like a good time to post this again...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bacon-bikini-nsfw

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:36 PM (3yCFy)

141 That Russki chick should get points for not taking a header off the beam. Still, she looks as emotional as Drago. they all do.

Posted by: USS Diversity at July 31, 2012 05:36 PM (2d71t)

142 We are a loving and gentle people, and if you don't agree, we'll keeeel you!

Posted by: The Religion of Piece at July 31, 2012 05:36 PM (9pKym)

143
Anne Hathaway

Rumor all the way back to 2008.  Sorry, debunked:

actress reveals her love of the sex act in an upcoming article in Esquire magazine.

Turns out the article and the quotes are bunk. Gossip site Defamer contacted the editorial staff at Esquire, where spokesperson Rhett Usry said, "Absolutely not true. There is no interview with Anne Hathaway at all in the upcoming issue of Esquire."

After more digging, the rumor was traced back to celebrity blog Celeb.Dump that credit their source as "Miss M. from Esquire".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 05:36 PM (kdS6q)

144 Speaking of Romney;

http://tinyurl.com/culsew8

Lowell Turpin, 40, accused his live-in girlfriend of having an affair with a man he did not recognize in a photo on her Facebook page. A police report posted on The Smoking Gun indicates it was a picture of the Republican presidential candidate.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2012 05:37 PM (AUeaU)

145
Sounds like a single post on those two things is quite doable.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:32 PM (t222


For Ace, that would be a double post.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 31, 2012 05:37 PM (1grxW)

146

Pamela has things that interest her , and she fopcuses on, ace has things that interest him.

i don't see why both aren't beneficial to us all.

 

but otherwise, fk you, my blog is more important than your blog!

i guess.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2012 05:37 PM (TomZ9)

147 What difference does it make if ace doesn't blog about jihad? What difference does it make if Geller and Spencer do blog about it? Neither Spencer or Geller advocate doing anything about it, they talk here and there about limiting immigration and that's it. So let them blog about it everyday, they're never going to have the traffic they used to. Two reasons, most conservative blog followers know all about Islam by now and second, what's the point of reading about it everyday if you don't have any idea what to do about it.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 31, 2012 05:38 PM (GZitp)

148 This affair with Pamela Gellar's garbage is just delaying the inevitable...


Posted by: Ted Cruz's Garbage at July 31, 2012 10:31 PM (9F2c1)
SLUT!

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at July 31, 2012 10:32 PM (AUeaU)

Hey, Ace gets around.

Posted by: Sean Duffy's, Chip Cravaack's, Ron Johnson's, Rand Paul's, and Pat Toomey's Garbage at July 31, 2012 05:38 PM (9F2c1)

149 Cruz's margin has widened to 10% with 58% of precincts reporting.... big win now moving to huge...  Texas Conservatives have spoken... RINO's not welcome

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at July 31, 2012 05:38 PM (8BaAK)

150 Honey vs. Vinegar.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 10:33 PM (bxiXv)


Yeah, but you gotta admit - you can attract even MORE flies with shit. (Where "flies" = "attention" and "shit" = "whining about other bloggers")

So, Pam's got that...

Posted by: antisocialist at July 31, 2012 05:38 PM (j/nZn)

151 Every time I hear these "beep" cues in gymnatics events I think an annoncer just cursed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2012 05:38 PM (zrpqj)

152 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 10:36 PM (kdS6q) Screw you. In m head, and my bunk, it's true.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 05:39 PM (GEICT)

153 I am doing something usefull.  I am teaching my dog to catch dog treats off the end of her nose.  Positive feedback is great!

Posted by: Hammer at July 31, 2012 05:39 PM (5buGz)

154 Texas Conservatives have spoken... RINO's not welcome
***
/Blows kiss

Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 31, 2012 05:39 PM (AUeaU)

155 Piece? I meant, of course, peace. Unless of course you cross us...then we'll have to make piece out of you. Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: The Religion of Peace at July 31, 2012 05:39 PM (9pKym)

156 143
Anne Hathaway

Rumor all the way back to 2008. Sorry, debunked:

actress reveals her love of the sex act in an upcoming article in Esquire magazine.

Turns out the article and the quotes are bunk. Gossip site Defamer contacted the editorial staff at Esquire, where spokesperson Rhett Usry said, "Absolutely not true. There is no interview with Anne Hathaway at all in the upcoming issue of Esquire."

After more digging, the rumor was traced back to celebrity blog Celeb.Dump that credit their source as "Miss M. from Esquire".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 10:36 PM (kdS6q)


You take their word over Ace's? Ace hung out in her trash for weeks, he knows the real story.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 31, 2012 05:40 PM (1grxW)

157 Lowell Turpin, 40, accused his live-in girlfriend of having an affair with a man he did not recognize in a photo on her Facebook page. A police report posted on The Smoking Gun indicates it was a picture of the Republican presidential candidate. Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2012 10:37 PM (AUeaU) ace posted on this item today. I say the dude made the right call. Everybody knows Mormons can shoot pregnancy rays from their eyes.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:40 PM (t2228)

158 Driving the speed limit. Nobody does that is socal.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 10:31 PM (WF3IU)


Oh, some people drive the speed limit here, and it pisses me off.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 05:40 PM (N/1Dm)

159 the ampersands will come if you guys play your cards right.

Never, I say! Never!

Posted by: The guardian of nice things at July 31, 2012 05:40 PM (vbh31)

160 @77 -- If you go to the little Tools Cog, there is an option to switch back to Hotmail. I did the same thing, hated it, now have my old crapfeed HM back.

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at July 31, 2012 05:40 PM (mICe+)

161 144 http://tinyurl.com/culsew8

Lowell Turpin, 40, accused his live-in girlfriend of having an affair with a man he did not recognize in a photo on her Facebook page. A police report posted on The Smoking Gun indicates it was a picture of the Republican presidential candidate.


Clicking through the link in the article, one may see some reason why the dude might have been just a little insecure about his appearance.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:41 PM (2IW5Q)

162 Later the finger is pointed at Weasel Zippers as the shunful blog in question but still many ewoks and morons were dissed in the process. Weasel Zippers posts anti-Jihadi war porn all the damned time - who is IOTW fooling?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 31, 2012 05:41 PM (OIuTH)

163 124 Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:31 PM (t222

&&&&&&&


You didn't build those ampersands. Somewhere along the line, someone helped you. Pony up your fair share.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:42 PM (2IW5Q)

164 I noticed a lot of people posting on the Romney story were saying things like, "Turpin is obviously a Romney voter".

Uh...the guy beat up his girlfriend because he didn't know who the hell Romney was.

Facts are hard for liberals.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2012 05:42 PM (AUeaU)

165 I find something wrong with them playing Fever while teenagers are doing gymnastics.  Maybe its because everytime I hear it I'm reminded of this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OsylIc216M

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 05:42 PM (GULKT)

166 Yeah, but you gotta admit - you can attract even MORE flies with shit. (Where "flies" = "attention" and "shit" = "whining about other bloggers")So, Pam's got that... Posted by: antisocialist at July 31, 2012 10:38 PM (j/nZn) That right there is pretty much the realization that dooms attempts at civil society, comity, fraternity, WTFever you want to call people living as a society and not trying to slaughter each other.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:42 PM (bxiXv)

167
Update on Le Affair de Gellar:

I’m also receiving messages from other sources that seem eager to share with me that this is not paranoia and is indeed a coordinated effort to stunt Atlas Shrugs. An editor of a brand new highly trafficked site informed a confidant of mine that Atlas Shrugs will not be linked. This made my eye go all twitchy.

iowntheworld




"Those messages are being carried to my brain by the radio waves in my extension cords. Must unplug!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 05:42 PM (kdS6q)

168 Damn it. The ampersands didn't show up in the quote. Just goes to show, ampersands are just for the elite.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:42 PM (2IW5Q)

169 The corporations man!!!!

Big Nair, LensCrafters, Aunt Jemima, etc.

Some have speculated about Valu-Rite but they don't give that away ever!

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2012 05:43 PM (DVJEd)

170 @81: You might be thinking of epobir. I think he's involved with it in some way.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at July 31, 2012 05:43 PM (gdlLS)

171 ace posted on this item today.

I say the dude made the right call. Everybody knows Mormons can shoot pregnancy rays from their eyes.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 10:40 PM (t222


Nope, bitch was letting him take her turd hamper. She thinks she is all hot like Anne Hathaway.

Posted by: Lowell Turpin at July 31, 2012 05:44 PM (1grxW)

172 Ahh yes Jameson and 1 sugar cube and cream fresh at the end of the line in Friscco, 18 Irish coffees and the record stii stands .

Posted by: Clemenza at July 31, 2012 05:44 PM (iDEsm)

173 Weasel Zippers posts anti-Jihadi war porn all the damned time - who is IOTW fooling? Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 31, 2012 10:41 PM (OIuTH) The same people who are always fooled by apeshit purity battles. Themselves. Look at how they're responding to criticism.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:44 PM (bxiXv)

174 89 - Thank you, eman. 'Ette, though, not dude.

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at July 31, 2012 05:44 PM (mICe+)

175 168 Damn it. The ampersands didn't show up in the quote. Just goes to show, ampersands are just for the elite.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 10:42 PM (2IW5Q)


And members of AoSHQ Prime.

Posted by: Mtenloch at July 31, 2012 05:45 PM (pAlYe)

176 I tried to tell you that Pamela Geller was a shrieking harpy but you wouldn't listen.

Posted by: charles' johnson at July 31, 2012 05:45 PM (l3RZ9)

177 Oh my pretties! &&&&& My pretty precious. The precious! Those dirty Moronses cant have you. &&&& Oh no, they can't have the precious. &&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 05:45 PM (GEICT)

178 The suspension of ampersands was actually payback for Moron condemnation of Ace's marathon movie reviews.

Posted by: The guardian of nice things at July 31, 2012 05:45 PM (vbh31)

179 I remember that time Ace spanked Pam Gellar as she walked by, and repeatedly shouted "Dat ass! Dat ass! Dat ass!"

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 05:46 PM (tsC/8)

180 & g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: Alton "The Pendant" Jackson at July 31, 2012 05:46 PM (JMmQ9)

181 Looks like I'm safe for now.

Posted by: Scott Walker's Garbage at July 31, 2012 05:46 PM (d/5qf)

182 O/T...but why the hell have they remade "Total Recall"????? Is Hollywood totally out of original ideas? Would a clear thought really split their collective heads right down the middle???

Posted by: antisocialist at July 31, 2012 05:47 PM (j/nZn)

183 The same people who are always fooled by apeshit purity battles. Themselves.

Look at how they're responding to criticism.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 10:44 PM (bxiXv)

 

I'm guessing that anyone over in there attempting to defend this site are having their comments disappeared and getting banned.  That's my experience with IOTW and not bowing at the altar of Pam Geller there.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 05:47 PM (GULKT)

184 Ace blogs about news, usually news already covered at HotAir 

Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer as primary references?  Great job IOTW.

Pam thinks she's hot, she's not, she Vlogged in her bikini for hits, that's called "blog whoring."  Not a perjorative, just a truth, It's called "Blog Whoring,"  Mesa used to do it all the time, it was actually a kinda funny thing.  She also accused Ace of misogyny, which I think is what most would call, "bullshit."

Robert Spencer writing about Islam, when he was breaking down the individual portions of the koran were interesting, and ODDLY!  He lost the majority of what little respect he had with a lot more shit than just blogging about Jihad, like Obama's a closet Muslim, a Manchurian, the whole birther shit, that Pam still insists her unnamed forensic document analyst source who "analyzed" the birth certificate, and that BC is a fraud.  Could be, but I don't think Ace would bet all his balls on the veritas of a commenter.

Spencer and Geller are FUCKING WACK JOBS!   Another thing that Spencer and Geller have in common?   Charles Johnson back in the day was a big fan of theirs, and they of him.

Looks like the eggs hatched and fled the nest, but they are all that in common.   Crazy, selfish conspiracies where everyone who doesn't agree with them 100% is an infidel. . . . kinda like the very people they oppose.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 05:48 PM (YKOnu)

185 89 - Thank you, eman. 'Ette, though, not dude. Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at July 31, 2012 10:44 PM (mICe+) You're welcome, and noted for future reference.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:48 PM (t2228)

186 I keep waiting for the female swimmers to make out with each other after the race, but alas

Posted by: Jose at July 31, 2012 05:48 PM (srIqv)

187 #161: Dude's face looks like a jellyfish that got punched by a bison stampede.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:48 PM (3yCFy)

188 175 168 Damn it. The ampersands didn't show up in the quote. Just goes to show, ampersands are just for the elite.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 10:42 PM (2IW5Q)


And members of AoSHQ Prime.


Yeah, but some of us don't have $50,000 and a rhino ball sack autographed by Marco Rubio. Ever think of loosening the eligibility requirements?

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:49 PM (2IW5Q)

189 O/T...but why the hell have they remade "Total Recall"????? Is Hollywood totally out of original ideas? Would a clear thought really split their collective heads right down the middle??? Posted by: antisocialist at July 31, 2012 10:47 PM (j/nZn) Go see it. It has clues that explain Prometheus.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 05:50 PM (t2228)

190 are the new owners going to give us t-shirts?

Posted by: Racefan at July 31, 2012 05:50 PM (O/AfE)

191 she Vlogged in her bikini for hits, that's called "blog whoring." Not a perjorative, just a truth, It's called "Blog Whoring," -------------------- to be fair, I don't think we'd call it "blog whoring" if Ace or most of the men in the blogosphere did that. Not sure what we'd call it, except that it would probably start with GIGANTIC HORROR

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 31, 2012 05:51 PM (FIYvq)

192 182 O/T...but why the hell have they remade "Total Recall"????? Is Hollywood totally out of original ideas? Would a clear thought really split their collective heads right down the middle???

They say that when you distill it down, there are only seven stories to tell. And only one of them involves a woman with three tits. Some repetition is inevitable.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 05:51 PM (2IW5Q)

193 I'm guessing that anyone over in there attempting to defend this site are having their comments disappeared and getting banned. Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 10:47 PM (GULKT) I didn't even bother. Someone from WZ is pointing out all the "war porn" and Islamic Atrocity stuff they post pretty much every day, but the "locals" pretty much all have their fingers in their ears and are humming real loud. It's not *actually* about dhimmis, it's about not providing enough link-love to Pam. Apparently, you can condemn Islam every day, but if you don't do it by linking to Pam, you're a collaborator! And They Wonder Why They Don't Get More Love.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:52 PM (bxiXv)

194 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: AoSHQ random IP banning algorithm at July 31, 2012 05:52 PM (vbh31)

195 190 are the new owners going to give us t-shirts?

Posted by: Racefan at July 31, 2012 10:50 PM (O/AfE)

 

Blasphemer!  The guys get Shirts!  Not t-shirts!  Where the fuck is Joe?

Posted by: Paul Anka at July 31, 2012 05:52 PM (GULKT)

196 Not sure what we'd call it, except that it would probably start with GIGANTIC HORROR We'd call it the death of AoSHQ. No one wants to see an Ewok in a bikini. Ruins the mystery.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 05:53 PM (GEICT)

197

&

 

test

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:53 PM (WF3IU)

198 well that didn't work.

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 05:53 PM (WF3IU)

199 Blogwars?  BLOGWARS!?!?

You want blogwars?

Instapundit is a freaking puppy-blender-smoothie drinker!

/blast from the blessed innocent past; credit IMAO

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 05:54 PM (smvTK)

200 140 It seems like a good time to post this again...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bacon-bikini-nsfw

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 10:36 PM (3yCFy)



Ewww......that's English bacon. We want real bacon, in strips, the way God intended it.

Posted by: Streaky bacon collective at July 31, 2012 05:54 PM (kaalw)

201 193 I'm guessing that anyone over in there attempting to defend this site are having their comments disappeared and getting banned. If that's true (and it probably is), it seems that Pam and Charles Johnson have more in common than they originally though. Maybe they should hook up,

Posted by: Kratos at July 31, 2012 05:54 PM (c1WVm)

202 Yeah, but some of us don't have $50,000 and a rhino ball sack autographed by Marco Rubio. Ever think of loosening the eligibility requirements? Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 10:49 PM (2IW5Q) Wait, do you have $100,000? Because I have two RINO ballsacks autographed by Marco Rubio. Oh, *RHINO*. Sorry, never mind.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 05:55 PM (bxiXv)

203 I've read they are making He-Man into another movie.  http://tinyurl.com/cxll5uo

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 05:55 PM (mjR67)

204 #199: Sounds healthy and delicious... I wonder if he'd be willing to swap recipes?

Posted by: Baracuc Obamacles at July 31, 2012 05:55 PM (3yCFy)

205 >> It's not *actually* about dhimmis, it's about not providing enough link-love to Pam.

Winner, winner, Chick-fil-A dinner.

Posted by: Andy at July 31, 2012 05:56 PM (OZPoa)

206 OT. The Russian gym team? Several hard bodied flexible Russian girls? Yes please.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 05:56 PM (GEICT)

207 #200: Hey, man... bacon's bacon.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 05:56 PM (3yCFy)

208 Reynolds is also an avowed Baconist.

It's a CONSPIRACY!

I bet he even eats PUPPY BACON!!!

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 05:57 PM (smvTK)

209 Ace pose semi nekkid on his blog? It'll never happen.

I'd bet good money if ace ever had to shower in school, which is doubtful, he kept his underwear on.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 05:57 PM (N/1Dm)

210 Wait a minute! Anne Hathaway took it in the...!??!? Why am I unaware of this???

One of the first posts I ever read here was about Esquire saying that, not only did Anne Hathaway not tell them in an interview she loved anal, but that they didn't even interview Anne Hathaway in the first place.

This is the comment that sold me on this place. I think it was a takeoff of a form comment that some KosKid was using at the time.

I think I'm the only guy here who hoped it wasn't true. My 7-year-old
adorable daughter just LOVES Anne Hathaway and I didn't want to have to
break this to her when the interview came out.


I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her that Anne Hathaway might not actually be an aficionado of anal sex. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why doesn't Anne like getting popped in the squeakhole?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.


http://minx.cc/?post=274634

CheChe, God bless you, wherever you are!

Posted by: Armando at July 31, 2012 05:57 PM (lyStv)

211 #208: Puppy bacon? Tell me more...

Posted by: Baracus Obamacles at July 31, 2012 05:58 PM (3yCFy)

Posted by: Armando at July 31, 2012 05:58 PM (lyStv)

213 Sorry about that

Posted by: Armando at July 31, 2012 05:58 PM (lyStv)

214 203 I've read they are making He-Man into another movie. http://tinyurl.com/cxll5uo

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 10:55 PM (mjR67)

 

After that horrible one starring Dolph Lundgren, they should remake it. 

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 05:58 PM (GULKT)

215 Almost 56/44 now...  wow... 

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at July 31, 2012 05:58 PM (8BaAK)

216 211 I'm trying to invoke an Instalanche of the ONT here . . . work with me . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 05:58 PM (smvTK)

217 It's still called "Blog Whoring."  no matter the gender.

and they aren't remaking He-man, unless the rumors are just cover.  It's called "Masters of the Universe."  which is, I guess some actioner book.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 05:59 PM (YKOnu)

218 I can't say I'm a big fan of blogwars.  I like AOS, IOTW and Weazelzippers.  With national kick Obama in the nuts day comming up in 98 days I would really like people to stay focused.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2012 05:59 PM (JKNDp)

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 06:00 PM (JMmQ9)

220 #214: Don't be so quick to say that, unless you really want to see Prince Adam blow off Teela to go hang out with Ram-Man.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:00 PM (3yCFy)

221 207 #200: Hey, man... bacon's bacon.

No, it isn't. Pick up a package of "Canadian bacon" and prepare yourself for a serious letdown.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 06:00 PM (2IW5Q)

222 i'm a gun-totin', bible-thumpin', hard-core, Original Intent, nutjob... that's not what Ace wants HIS blog to be, I respect that, which is why I don't come around as often as I used to, all I do cause trouble here, so I go my own way and wish Ace and Company all the best.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 06:00 PM (m6OUa)

223

What's 56/44?

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2012 06:00 PM (JKNDp)

224 I thought Dolph was the best part.  I wonder if they will save the universe with a cascio keyboard again.

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 06:01 PM (mjR67)

225 @36 " The blog guys can all oil up and have their little Thunderdome after we win this election. Until then, they should keep their eyes on the prize." If it hasn't been said yet then it must. Can't we just get beyond thunderdome?

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at July 31, 2012 06:01 PM (pop1z)

226 BTW, I highly recommend Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout.  Yum with a kick!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2012 06:01 PM (JKNDp)

227 #221: I'll give you that point. Canadian bacon isn't bacon; it's ham. Good ham, mind you, but still not bacon.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:01 PM (3yCFy)

228 "Canadian bacon" in America, is called "thinly sliced, mild-cured three-inch-wide circles of ham."

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2012 06:01 PM (smvTK)

229 Bacon must come from the belly to be bacon.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:01 PM (N/1Dm)

230 No one wants to see an Ewok in a bikini. Ruins the mystery.

Doesn't do the retinas any good either.

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2012 06:02 PM (DVJEd)

231 and they aren't remaking He-man, unless the rumors are just cover. It's called "Masters of the Universe." which is, I guess some actioner book.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 10:59 PM (YKOnu)

 

Which was the exact same name as the first He-Man movie. 

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:03 PM (GULKT)

232 Well Maet, sorry, but I don't think you really rebuked anything with your post. Your links show that really, just about the only time the HQ references "Jihad" it's to use the term about someone "going on a Jihad" or making a reference to Pamela Geller. Two pages for the history of the blog? Pretty thin, dude. The trend seems to be real. I don't think you're doing it on purpose, but the drift away from reporting Jihadist atrocities seems to be in process. Lack of interest maybe? I mean, these people kill innocents every single damn day, so it's not like there's any real variety there. This needs to be addressed, I think, because you know the MFM isn't going to touch Islamist wrongdoings.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:04 PM (7QvIq)

233 #231: It was also the name of He-Man's toy line.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:04 PM (3yCFy)

234 "No one wants to see an Ewok in a bikini. Ruins the mystery." Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Ed Wood vs Godzilla at July 31, 2012 06:04 PM (pop1z)

235 I can't say I'm a big fan of blogwars. ---------- Blogwars make me feel like I have to spend more time on the internet than I already do, so I can know what the hell is going on. Which is dangerous for my house, my work, my sleep...mostly my sleep. Sometimes I wonder if a genius energy drink company or a cabal of coffee growers will one day start paying bloggers to instigate blog wars just to sell more of that blessed sleep-substitute.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 31, 2012 06:05 PM (FIYvq)

236 While at summer camp in Canada as a kid we had "bush" bacon, which was chunks of pig belly where one half of it was a cube of meat, the other a cube of fat.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 31, 2012 06:05 PM (zrpqj)

237 192 182
O/T...but why the hell have they remade "Total Recall"????? Is Hollywood
totally out of original ideas? Would a clear thought really split their
collective heads right down the middle???


They say that when you distill it down, there are only seven stories to tell. And only one of them involves a woman with three tits. Some repetition is inevitable.

Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2012 10:51 PM (2IW5Q)



It is impressive how much of TV and film just riffs off of Boccaccio's Decameron.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:05 PM (kaalw)

238

Good night all.  Got corporate coming over from Denver tomorrow to train us un paperless files.  Oh goody.

 

Posted by: Infidel at July 31, 2012 06:05 PM (WF3IU)

239 176 I tried to tell you that Pamela Geller was a shrieking harpy but you wouldn't listen. Posted by: charles' johnson at July 31, 2012 10:45 PM

Jazzy McBikeshorts started going Kaczynski when Pammy Boobs rejected him, and now Pammy is upset that the Ewok won't pay attention to meeeeeeeeeee !!!

Live by the firm boobs, ya die by the saggy boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2012 06:05 PM (Y7XKa)

240 A lot of movies have similar or identical titles while being completely different concepts.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:06 PM (YKOnu)

241 One of the reasons why I hope Romney wins is that the media will immediately start paying attention to the Mid East again so we can find out what's been going on their since 2008.


Posted by: Anony at July 31, 2012 06:06 PM (qiXMt)

242 >>>Two pages for the history of the blog? Pretty thin, dude.


Hah! Trying to conduct a search of this broken down platform to prove a point. THAT'S pretty thin, dude.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:07 PM (N/1Dm)

243 224 I thought Dolph was the best part. I wonder if they will save the universe with a cascio keyboard again. He-Man and the Masters of the Magical Oingo Boingo!

Posted by: Kratos at July 31, 2012 06:07 PM (c1WVm)

244 224 I thought Dolph was the best part. I wonder if they will save the universe with a cascio keyboard again.

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 11:01 PM (mjR67)

 

Yeah Dolph was not what made the movie horrible.  Having He-Man using a gun though was part of the horribleness. 

 

Putting it on Earth was another.

 

I remember renting it on VHS and thinking that someone has accidentally recorded over the movie when they jumped to earth.  I had to fast forward to find out that no they really did think Masters of the Universe needed to be on earth.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:07 PM (GULKT)

245 >>>...which was chunks of pig belly where one half of it was a cube of meat, the other a cube of fat.


Go on...

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:08 PM (N/1Dm)

246 One of the reasons why I hope Romney wins is that the media will immediately start paying attention to the Mid East again so we can find out what's been going on their since 2008. Posted by: Anony at July 31, 2012 11:06 PM (qiXMt) Be ready for more grim milestones and listing of war dead on Sunday talk shows. Notice how they have been gone for the last 3.5 years?

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 06:08 PM (t2228)

247 240 A lot of movies have similar or identical titles while being completely different concepts. Here I thought Rambo: First Blood, Part 2 was a Rom-Com, a couple making a light-hearted romp through the woods. It is, kinda. Except with torture and lots and lots of dead people.

Posted by: Kratos at July 31, 2012 06:09 PM (c1WVm)

248 I'm pro-stuff and anti-junk.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (p39GY)

249 >>>Hah! Trying to conduct a search of this broken down platform to prove a point. THAT'S pretty thin, dude. Maet conducted the search and linked it. Not me. And it was 2 pages for "Jihad" and 1.1 pages for "Sharia". That's thin.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (7QvIq)

250 Well, IOTW and AS got an extra hit today from me for bitching about Ace. I was curious and not terribly invested. But that only works once.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (tsC/8)

251 244  Maybe they could get Maria Shriver to play Skeletor. 

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (mjR67)

252
  Casualty counts and grim milestones don't fit the current narrative.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (SAMxH)

253 #244: The movie was made around the time He-Man was being reworked into more of a sci-fi hero. Instead of a burly, half-naked guy with a page-boy haircut and a sword, he became a wiry, lightly-armored guy with a ponytail and a laser rifle.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:10 PM (3yCFy)

254

Well, a different topic. On Thursday night I'm grilling for 16 people. Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.

Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:11 PM (tsC/8)

255

Wtf?

Why this?

And why...now?

Ace and WZ are up to their necks in blogging about the muzzie-loving dogeater in chief.....you know, the most important fight going on right now?

If we lose *that* fight....the jihadis win.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 06:12 PM (mtRB0)

256 >>>>Maet conducted the search and linked it. Not me.


Eh, I give that a , "yeah, but still."

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:12 PM (N/1Dm)

257 This needs to be addressed, I think, because you know the MFM isn't going to touch Islamist wrongdoings. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:04 PM (7QvIq) I hope you could understand why some crazy, crazy people might think that blog wars with allies, wild accusations, and name-calling is not going to solve that problem. Some of us, for example, post links to stories and discuss them in more "open" threads, the ONT and the morning threads. But it's easier, I guess, just to sit back and scream that everyone but you is TEH EBIL!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:12 PM (bxiXv)

258 BTW, I highly recommend Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout. Yum with a kick!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2012 11:01 PM (JKNDp)

 

I own that T shirt from the North coast brewery in Calif... good stuff

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 31, 2012 06:12 PM (DU15A)

259 248I'm pro-stuff and anti-junk.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 11:10 PM (p39GY)

see, I already want to start a fight, I'm pro-junk and anti-stuff...

you ignorant slut

 

good night, you keepers of pleasantness and god bless ya.

Posted by: Shoey at July 31, 2012 06:13 PM (m6OUa)

260 >>>Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill. The blood of their enemies - it'll make you all stronger!

Posted by: Yor, Hunter from the Future at July 31, 2012 06:13 PM (c1WVm)

261 #254: If you're interested in side dishes, I can give you my recipe for fried hominy. It has bacon and green onions, so you know it has to be good.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:13 PM (3yCFy)

262 Ace did clean up his act here not too lIng ago. But I don't think he was ever a big linker to Pam Gellar for whatever reason. I know from a public conversation I had with Pam a coupe years ago, she has no love for us morons, and I also think she thinks ace was rude to her at some blogger function. Pretty sure ace hasn't sold us out.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone cultist at July 31, 2012 06:14 PM (I2LwF)

263 Well, a different topic. On Thursday night I'm grilling for 16 people. Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.
Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 11:11 PM (tsC/

 

Zuchinni and peppers ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 31, 2012 06:14 PM (DU15A)

264 In order for ace to sell us out there would have to be an interested buyer.

So... you know...

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:15 PM (N/1Dm)

265 Looks like that dying bunch of reactionary Tea Party folks done unexpectedly ruined a good RINO's career arc in Texas.

Que lastima.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:16 PM (kaalw)

266 >>>Eh, I give that a , "yeah, but still." More than 50% of the results that were presented to refute the idea that the HQ wasn't going easy on Jihad/Sharia topics are either unrelated uses of the term(s) or attacks on Gellar. Not actual articles on the subject. In my universe, that qualifies as "not very much". I said I didn't think it deliberate, but I do think it bears looking at. Unless you'd prefer that people spend less time looking at what Jihadists do.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:16 PM (7QvIq)

267 No "Slytherin" jokes, y'all...

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2012 06:16 PM (d/67n)

268 248 I'm pro-stuff and anti-junk.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 11:10 PM (p39GY)



Thought the sock was "stiffy" for a moment, there. "Dyslexics of the World, Untie!!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:17 PM (kaalw)

269 Grilled sweet potatoes are amazing. Cut them into half inch rounds. Coat them with olive oil and sprinkle with salt, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cayenne.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:17 PM (N/1Dm)

270 Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:04 PM (7QvIq)


As someone who has been around this hive of villany and scum long enough that I remember how the longbow meme got started, let me just say, from the bottom of my soul shaped place, lick the bottom of my boot you pathetic little ignorant twat. 



Hey, did you know that there are absolutely no other hits for your hash?  Funny that.





Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:17 PM (Gk3SS)

271 PS: Don't miss "The Sorcerer's Bone"...

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (d/67n)

272 I don't even know who "Pam" is. Unless it's Kate Upton's hotter older sister, I don't give a damn.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (MrM2k)

273

Grilling?  What kind of question is that?

 

Grill bacon.  Wrap your hot dogs or brats with it.  Add it to your burgers.  Wrap chicken with it.

What to grill?  Grill bacon.  It's always the answer.

 

What kinda moron are you, asking such a plum-fool question?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (sJTmU)

274 I'm pro-junk

That's amazing! So am I!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (lyStv)

275 I always like to do "campfire potatoes"   It's simple, and filling, requiring you to cook slightly less meat as well as offering an alternative to the more finnicky eaters.

Also, Grilled peaches, pears pineapple (canned is fine, just drain it)  green tomatoes, and string beans (prepared same as campfire potatoes.)

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (YKOnu)

276 262 Ace did clean up his act here not too lIng ago. But I don't think he was ever a big linker to Pam Gellar for whatever reason. I know from a public conversation I had with Pam a coupe years ago, she has no love for us morons, and I also think she thinks ace was rude to her at some blogger function.

Pretty sure ace hasn't sold us out.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone cultist at July 31, 2012 11:14 PM (I2LwF)

 

Oh that's gotten mentions here before.  Pam Geller has it in her warped mind that ace performed some slight against her and won't let it go.  And then the morons being morons call her atlas jugs all the time because of her bikini blogging that she wants the world to forget about her ever doing.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (GULKT)

277 >>>But it's easier, I guess, just to sit back and scream that everyone but you is TEH EBIL! Please confine yourself to the boundaries of reality as defined by this universe.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (7QvIq)

278

If it's simple to cook, I'll take your hominy recipe. I'll be busy and have no prep time, so anything too complicated is out the window. Thanks.

The blood of our enemies is the appetizer. This is a post league volleyball meal.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (tsC/8)

279 Besides, somebody sucks ass at searching, I got 12,100 results for jihad here, and 6,840 for sharia. We talk about things in the comments, too. BTW that's several times more than IOTW. Because we have more people here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:18 PM (bxiXv)

280 I suppose you have to give Pam Geller props for her single-mindedness on this issue which is certainly important. On the other hand, as people have pointed out upthread, the REAL fight is with JEF-in-chief, and making sure he doesn't have another 4 years to screw us over.

All that aside, the real problem with Pam Geller is the crimes against humanity she perpetrates at her blog. I am referring of course things like 32 point bold font in RED on a GREEN background. It only confirms me in my atheism, because if there WERE a god, she would have been struck by lightning years ago for blasphemy against aesthetics and good design.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet troll at July 31, 2012 06:19 PM (pcnpf)

281 Jaw a Report. 'Nuf said.

Posted by: mpfs at July 31, 2012 06:19 PM (Fy6L7)

282 Please confine yourself to the boundaries of reality as defined by this universe. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:18 PM (7QvIq) Back at ya.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:19 PM (bxiXv)

283 Oh, as for grillable vegetables, how about corn on the cob?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:19 PM (3yCFy)

284 Zuchinni and peppers ?

Posted by: The Jackhole

Zuchinni. Excellent.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:20 PM (tsC/8)

285 263 Well, a different topic. On Thursday night I'm grilling for 16 people. Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people. Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 11:11 PM (tsC/ ) Fish? Bout a thousand ways to do it.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 06:20 PM (GEICT)

286

This needs to be addressed, I think, because you know the MFM isn't going to touch Islamist wrongdoings.
Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:04 PM (7QvIq)

 

----------

 

"This needs to be addressed...."

Oh really?

Says who? .....You?

What are you, the Blog Police?

You are free to start your own blog....and flog away at the jihadis.

Then you can sit back and get your own work examined with the same 'purity prism' that you are using against others. 

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 06:20 PM (mtRB0)

287 alexthechick: I have stated that there is very little on the topics. Show me otherwise or concede the point. I have stated that I don't think it's deliberate. I have stated that I think it bears looking at. Nothing else. Now go grow some skin, you lunatic.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:20 PM (7QvIq)

288 I never read Ace's take on Pamela Gellar. I was banninated at the time. I haven't bothered to check the archives for his take on her. I read her for a while, a long time ago, then I stopped. I thought she was a little weird, a little too prone to sensationalizing at the expense of truth, a little too proud of her tits. That's all. I didn't hate her or anything. When did the right become so doctrinaire that we all must agree on everything? I've never been a regular reader of IOTW. After this shit, I'll never again be a reader at all.

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 06:20 PM (IoNBC)

289 There's no Shariah in the DC Metro area that I can see. On the other hand I see a lot of SCOAMT all the time.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 31, 2012 06:21 PM (MrM2k)

290 Unless you'd prefer that people spend less time looking at what Jihadists do. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:16 PM (7QvIq) Ah, yes, the veiled accusation of conspiracy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:21 PM (bxiXv)

291 I can understand jihadi's being in a bad mood.  Constantly getting sand in you crotch after screwing your neighbor's donkey would put anybody in a bad mood.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 31, 2012 06:21 PM (JKNDp)

292 requiring you to cook slightly less meat



I do not understand those words in that order.


Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:22 PM (Gk3SS)

293 Ruh roh. Someone has taunted ATC happy fun ball. This won't be pretty.

Posted by: mpfs at July 31, 2012 06:22 PM (Fy6L7)

294 Re: hits for new hash from AtC

To be fair, my hash has been changing fairly regularly, and my current one is only about 3 days old. If you do a search for "infamous sockpuppet", I think I have been here for about 7 years, though.

Not that I am saying that is the case with wargasm, who I suspect is a moby, just putting that out there.

Oh, and I was told by a contributor to Harry Reid's campaign that he loves to sodomize 10 year old boys. I don't know for sure one way or the other, just putting that out there, too.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet troll at July 31, 2012 06:22 PM (pcnpf)

295 >>>>Unless you'd prefer that people spend less time looking at what Jihadists do.


Oooo. Am I a sellout to Islam too now, bitch? How about you take your passive-aggressive cunt tactics and shove them up your sloppy ass? How about that, wargasm? Can you do that for me real quick?

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:22 PM (N/1Dm)

296 I don't know how the price compares to lobster, but salmon is eminently grillable if you're looking for a seafood.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:22 PM (3yCFy)

297

That Pamela Geller has some big tits.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 06:23 PM (57FSw)

298 As someone who has been around this hive of villany and scum long enough that I remember how the longbow meme got started, let me just say, from the bottom of my soul shaped place, lick the bottom of my boot you pathetic little ignorant twat. There's a meme I would dearly love explained.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 06:23 PM (GEICT)

299

Pam Geller insists on herself.

 

And she probably doesn't eat bacon.  The world wonders what her favorite brand of vodka is.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:23 PM (sJTmU)

300

Grilled sweet potatoes are amazing. Cut them into half inch rounds. Coat them with olive oil and sprinkle with salt, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cayenne. Posted by: runninrebel

Done. That sounds great, thank you. Also, corn on the cob (with a bit of chili powder on 'em).

Bacon. Bacon doesn't need to be said.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:24 PM (tsC/8)

301 292 requiring you to cook slightly less meat I do not understand those words in that order. Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 11:22 PM (Gk3SS) I <3 you. That's bacon in the shape of a heart.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:24 PM (bxiXv)

302

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:20 PM (7QvIq)

 

Hey...um....Wargasm.

Does War give you.....gasms?

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 06:24 PM (mtRB0)

303 291  That donkey was asking for it with her long flowing mane and filthy infidel eyes that wouldn't look at the ground when I approached.

Posted by: some jihadi at July 31, 2012 06:24 PM (mjR67)

304 I think I'm gonna pass on grilling fish this time. My buddy says he's gonna make sushi for everyone.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:25 PM (tsC/8)

305 This just in, its possible to be critical of Islam and their vile practices, without using the words Jihad or Sharia.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:25 PM (GULKT)

306 You know, the rest of the conservative blogosphere has been silent on the Frosted v. Un-Frosted Pop Tart debate.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 06:25 PM (57FSw)

307 DOH That was supposed to be a heart shape, it got absorbed as an HTML tag.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:25 PM (bxiXv)

308 Once there was a thread. It had to do with something. It devolved into a fight over which was better, crossbows or longbows. At some point, it sort of careened into the twilight zone, actually resulting in Ace intervening personally, and a couple of bannings. I can't even remember why there were bannings, but there were bannings, I remember that distinctly.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet troll at July 31, 2012 06:26 PM (pcnpf)

309 News update: The Muslim world is still a crap hole.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 31, 2012 06:26 PM (MrM2k)

310 62 I had never heard Pamela Geller speak until she was on the "panel" on Hannity one night. Jeebus. She damn sure doesn't sound anything like you'd expect her to. And I don't mean that in a flattering way.

When she made her first appearance on, "RedEye" there was a discussion over what made Pam more hideous.  That she had the voice of a harpy, or the skin of a catchers mitt.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:26 PM (YKOnu)

311 I've fucked up grilling eggplant one too many times to do it. Otherwise, season it identically to how you season whatever meat you're cooking. It's a great side.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:26 PM (tsC/8)

312 Did anyone catch the bitch slap that Uncle Jimbo at Blackfive gave Roseanne today? She called the military our servants. Fuck that bitch pig.

Posted by: mpfs at July 31, 2012 06:26 PM (Fy6L7)

313 only about 3 days old. If you do a search for "infamous sockpuppet", I think I have been here for about 7 years, though.

Not that I am saying that is the case with wargasm, who I suspect is a moby, just putting that out there.

Oh, and I was told by a contributor to Harry Reid's campaign that he loves to sodomize 10 year old boys. I don't know for sure one way or the other, just putting that out there, too.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet troll at July 31, 2012 11:22 PM (pcnpf)

 

Along with his hash not existing beyond today, the name Wargasm does not appear either.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:27 PM (GULKT)

314 Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet troll at July 31, 2012 11:26 PM (pcnpf) That is too good to be true. I need a link.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at July 31, 2012 06:27 PM (MrM2k)

315 runninrebel, I want you to take a look at what you just wrote to a complete stranger. Then remember that I merely suggested that the lack of posts on this important topic could be looked at by the blog's writers. Your reaction was to attack me. Now, when people do inexplicably hostile things, I like to credit them with these little things called "motives". Because if you don't have a motive, what you did was the act of a deranged idiot. Thus, I looked at what I had suggested "let's try to do more articles on Jihadists" and put it to you that if you didn't want that, then that's a little strange unless you had a reason for it.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:27 PM (7QvIq)

316 52That's not a breast, Pam, this is a breast:

http://tinyurl.com/cx47vp2

Posted by: Croc-of-sh*t Dundee at July 31, 2012 10:10 PM (GkwjL)

 

 

Well yowza

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 31, 2012 06:28 PM (Sm0Yh)

317 You know I'm actually enjoying sync. diving, these chicks have booty's.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 31, 2012 06:28 PM (ZhEoC)

318 Ace, your Pakistan example is exactly why a flag burning law would ultimately be unenforceable (and parodiable) - there'd be a cottage industry in flags that are slightly off red, or have 6 pointed stars (damn Jews) or whose dimensions are slightly off.  Of course, the manufacturers would clean up.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2012 06:28 PM (36d9+)

319 308 Once there was a thread. It had to do with something. It devolved into a fight over which was better, crossbows or longbows. At some point, it sort of careened into the twilight zone, actually resulting in Ace intervening personally, and a couple of bannings. I can't even remember why there were bannings, but there were bannings, I remember that distinctly.

I think I'm unfamiliar with that discussion betwee Steve/edsnate and wickedpinto, which then involved a few other people. 

Ace doesn't ban randomly, you have to be a deliberate jerk, mulitple times.

I HEAR!

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:28 PM (YKOnu)

320

297
That Pamela Geller has some big tits.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 11:23 PM (57FSw)

 

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I've heard this.

 

Last year...there was this tranny-looking dude on Hannity one night, who claimed to be Pamela Gellar.

I was sure it wasn't her though.

The tits on that guy weren't anything spectacular.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 06:28 PM (mtRB0)

321 315 Oh for the love of Pete....fuck a duck already.

Posted by: mpfs at July 31, 2012 06:29 PM (Fy6L7)

322 Evenin', dhimmie bitches

Posted by: mugiwara at July 31, 2012 06:29 PM (KI/Ch)

323 Erm... people obsessed with my hashtag, there is no conspiracy, I have never posted a comment on this site before. Longtime lurker, first time commenter.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:29 PM (7QvIq)

324 >>>>Your reaction was to attack me.


Oh, that's cute how you slide back to passive so quickly. Right on cue.

Go eat a dick.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:29 PM (N/1Dm)

325 As I pointed out above, AoS comments on jihad: 12,100, sharia: 6,840 IOTW comments on jihad: 2,470, sharia: 2,200 Is this because IOTW are a bunch of dhimmis?!?! Well, no, it's a smaller blog. But to suggest we Morons don't talk about it because we're collaborators or all askeered - horse-puckey. It's the inverse of Dr. Mann bitching in his 12,420th interview that he's not allowed to speak out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:30 PM (bxiXv)

326 Jihad is so 2001. Now it's Arab Spring. Pam, by the way, your nips are showing.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 06:30 PM (t2228)

327 284 Zuchinni and peppers ? Posted by: The JackholeZuchinni. Excellent.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 11:20 PM (tsC/



We have a standard onion grilling recipe. Take a sheet of aluminum foil twice as long as the width of the roll. Fold it over so that it's doubled. Form it into a rough bowl around your fist. Add cut onions -- doesn't matter what shape, so long as you leave off the core and skin.



Then add one splash of alcohol, one dab of fat, and seasoning. Things that work well -- white wine, butter, herbs; tequila, olive oil, chili powder; beer, butter, mustard/garlic/herbs...



Then close up the package with a twist. You want it to vent steam, but not easily. It'll look like a giant silver garlic bulb. Throw it onto the non-direct flame portion of the grill early, and just let it do its thing. Helps to serve it into a bowl, as some onions will inevitably burn onto the foil.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:30 PM (kaalw)

328 Maet conducted the search and linked it. Not me.

And it was 2 pages for "Jihad" and 1.1 pages for "Sharia".

That's thin.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:10 PM (7QvIq)


Well I spent a grand total of 15 seconds doing the search. And if you look carefully you'll see that it's set to only show 'sharia' posts from the last 12 months. So 2 pages is a fair amount for a blog not dedicated to the topic.

But hey - maybe the non-dhimmitude quota for blogs got raised and I missed the announcement.

Posted by: Mtenloch at July 31, 2012 06:30 PM (xROTy)

329

The pop tart debate?

Frosted or unfrosted, the greater problem are the gaffes from the Great Overseas Adventure of Mitt Romney.  When rabid Obama media poodles are shouting "Gaffe! Gaffe! Palestinians!", this is time to put aside the pop-tart debate, and unpack the ridicule trunk.

 

There will be plenty of time for pop-tarts when Romney is President.  I think Mormons invented pop-tarts. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:30 PM (sJTmU)

330 I have stated that there is very little on the topics. Show me otherwise or concede the point.

There is this lovely thing that you can do.  It's called researching the archives here.  But, you see, that requires effort on your part vs.  just hurling out accusations.  I can see why you would be loathe to do so.

Tell you what, you go through and read the last, oh, eight years or so of posts and then you get back to me as to whether or not you think your position is still true.


Oh hey I'll just glom onto Merovign's response "Besides, somebody sucks ass at searching, I got 12,100 results for jihad here, and 6,840 for sharia."

That good enough for you? 


I have stated that I don't think it's deliberate.


Of course not.  You just want to imply it. 


I have stated that I think it bears looking at. Nothing else.


And I have stated that your hash has no other hits apart from this thread.  I think that bears looking at. 



Now go grow some skin, you lunatic.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:20 PM (7QvIq)



Score!   I do believe it's been ages since I've been called a lunatic.


Here's the thing.  You came here, voluntarily I might add, and decided to shit in someone else's sandbox.  The regular denizens of such sandbox, one of which I am proud to be, do not take kindly to this and will defend their turf.  So go right ahead and call me a thin skinned lunatic.  Believe you me, I'll take such a statement from the likes of you as a badge of honor. 





Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:31 PM (Gk3SS)

331 Unfrosted Pop Tarts I say. Anything else and we keeeeeeel you infidel!

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 06:31 PM (Fy6L7)

332 z ryan: cut a big white onion, and a red, yellow, and orange pepper into strips. Throw it all in a big zip loc™ bag with some minced garlic and some olive oil. Put you cast iron skillet right over the coals and dump the veggies in. Stir occasionally, take it up when the onions are translucent. Put the mixture on the brats and burgers and stuff, or offer as a side dish. One onion and three peppers makes enough for four or five people, with a little left over to take in your brown bag lunch; you'll need to scale up accordingly

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 06:32 PM (JMmQ9)

333 Thus, I looked at what I had suggested "let's try to do more articles on Jihadists" and put it to you that if you didn't want that, then that's a little strange unless you had a reason for it. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:27 PM (7QvIq) You remind me of 'lil DAve.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 06:32 PM (t2228)

334 I didn't say I remembered it completely correctly. I was a lot less involved with AoSHQ in those days (translation: I still had a job then).

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern conservativ at July 31, 2012 06:32 PM (pcnpf)

335 Ace doesn't ban randomly, you have to be a deliberate jerk, mulitple times. Umm..not necessarily true. But when he gets pissed off, just don't post.

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 06:33 PM (IoNBC)

336

I like to give the benefit of the doubt to our own side. I don't bother attacking our own side, even if they're lame. So when I do see that, I'm skeptical of you, and want to circle the wagons.

 

There are many unfucked ducks right now. LOOK INTO IT

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:33 PM (tsC/8)

337 Thus, I looked at what I had suggested "let's try to do more articles on Jihadists" and put it to you that if you didn't want that, then that's a little strange unless you had a reason for it. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:27 PM (7QvIq) So you suggested impure (and dishonest) motives. And you are shocked, shocked that you got a hostile response. Basically, you confessed to trolling, and are now bitching that you got exactly the response you wanted. ... Just providing a little narration for people not reading the whole thread, no rational response required or expected.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:33 PM (bxiXv)

338 249 >>>Hah! Trying to conduct a search of this broken down platform to prove a point. THAT'S pretty thin, dude.

Maet conducted the search and linked it. Not me.

And it was 2 pages for "Jihad" and 1.1 pages for "Sharia".

That's thin.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:10 PM (7QvIq)


Meh. So Ace doesn't blog about jihad or sharia to your liking, who gives a fuck. If you notice, not many are capitalizing jihad or sharia like you, so that tells you we really don't give a damn.


Now run home and get your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 31, 2012 06:34 PM (1grxW)

339 WHAT ABOUT THE FROSTING? WHAT ABOUT THE LONGBOWS? MR GOVERNOR!

Posted by: Some assface Journalist at July 31, 2012 06:34 PM (MrM2k)

340 Hey AtC, if I call you a thin-skinned lunatic, what do I get? Not fair that the trolls get all the good stuff.

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern conservativ at July 31, 2012 06:35 PM (pcnpf)

341

unfrosted?

You shame our honor with such speech!

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 06:35 PM (57FSw)

342 alexthechick - Sorry I got to you so swiftly and easily. Next time you won't blindly attack someone who's done nothing to you. Maet wrote this post. He presented his proof via links that the HQ does plenty of Jihad and Sharia stuff. I pointed out that for a years-old blog, there was almost nothing there, and what was there was unrelated. Do you follow? I can speak more slowly if you require. He made an assertion, I gently and politely revealed its shortcomings. You seem to be a little insecure. This isn't your sandbox. This is an open-to-the-public blog, and I'll write what I please. Unlike you, I won't be sociopathic just because a person isn't a member of the tribe.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:35 PM (7QvIq)

343 Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 11:30 PM thx. now I have something to look forward to for this weekend. and z ryan, as to my previous: a little olive oil goes a long, long way so use a light touch. You can always add more grille-side if it looks like things are sticking

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 06:36 PM (JMmQ9)

344

 >>you have to be a deliberate jerk, mulitple times.

 

How am I still here?

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 06:36 PM (57FSw)

345 You remind me of 'lil DAve. Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 11:32 PM (t222 Nah, it's Average Joe, fresh back from a banning with a new fake persona. Or some other bored equivalent. I know it's not the "annex Turkey" guy, I don't think he could fake it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:36 PM (bxiXv)

346

Rational responses as AoS - HQ?  And on the ONT?

 

Thanks, but I'll take a frosted pop tart for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:37 PM (sJTmU)

347

cthulhu, AltonJackson, thanks. Now that you say it, I'll be grilling onions. I grew up with parents who didn't like onions so I never think of it.

Do you think onions in marinated with some red wine vinegar would be good?

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:37 PM (tsC/8)

348 Oh, and I was told by a contributor to Harry Reid's campaign that he loves to sodomize 10 year old boys. I don't know for sure one way or the other, just putting that out there, too.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet troll at July 31, 2012 11:22 PM (pcnpf)




Scurrilous lies!!! I never touch a boy until he's 11! Before that, I just look while he does what I tell him.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at July 31, 2012 06:37 PM (kaalw)

349 fapfapfapfapFapFapFApFApFApFAPFAPFAP WARGASM!

Posted by: Some Dumbass Who's Not Me, Because I Wouldn't Have My Name Associated With This Ridiculous Motherfuc at July 31, 2012 06:37 PM (IoNBC)

350

 

I am the Lord High Judge of Jihadi-writing, for all of the blogosphere.

Know ye all by these presents....

Submit your offerings of condemnation of the vile jihadis and Islamists, for my perusal. 

Immediately! ....Lest I cast my scorn upon you!

Posted by: Warsgasm at July 31, 2012 06:37 PM (mtRB0)

351 Wargasm, check my above comments. The search results were only for the last 12 months since that's about the time frame the original article was focused on.

But I guess we done been found out as crypto-dhimmis. :-(

Posted by: Mtenloch at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (xROTy)

352 So, you're basically a bunch of tribal, maniac children who like to go online and swear meaninglessly at strangers. Awesome life. I'll leave you to it. Just don't expect your numbers to grow with your welcoming manner. Cheerio.

Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (7QvIq)

353 It takes a special talent Garrett.    I think Wicked was the most banned commenter.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (YKOnu)

354 Thus, I looked at what I had suggested "let's try to do more articles on Jihadists" and put it to you that if you didn't want that, then that's a little strange unless you had a reason for it. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:27 PM (7QvIq) ---------------- Who's in the "let's" there? It's not your site. You are free to post links to jihadi shit every day, right? I don't know what all the etiquette is (Hi, I'm fairly new here, too) but it seems like several morons post something on their favorite topic every day and no one minds. So if you think "we" should do anything, do it, instead of hinting at other people's "motives" for not having what you deem to be enough discussion.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (FIYvq)

355 What's all this I hear about frosted longbows?

Posted by: Armando at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (lyStv)

356 Unlike you, I won't be sociopathic just because a person isn't a member of the tribe. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:35 PM (7QvIq) It's like someone is trying to provide a dictionary-perfect example of a troll. Let's just watch and see what it does next.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (bxiXv)

357 Listen, I'm just too damn busy draining the blood of Palestinian babies for my next Jooish soiree at the club that I simply don't have the time to give a deuce about Geller. I have big tits too and you don't see me waving them around the blog. I know morons...shut up.

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 06:38 PM (Fy6L7)

358 Just saying, because of the mention of "Longbows."

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:39 PM (YKOnu)

359 What is with the blog shortening the posted by names? It cut off the last three words of my byline, that completely ruined the joke, and IoNBC got cut off, too, although in his case, it almost makes it funnier...

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern at July 31, 2012 06:39 PM (pcnpf)

360 I'm usually pro-titty, but when that and OMGJIHAD are the only keys on your piano you should learn to be more creative.

We know the muz are crazy pedophile bandit-worshiping closet cases that treat women worse than cattle and saw people's heads off and want us all dead so they can rape our goats.

But what else you got?

How about a movie review every once in a while? Maybe some pictures of a slightly out of focus fence in front of a shithouse.




Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 06:39 PM (p39GY)

361
   Someone sounds like random, with a different hash.


    The smell is the same, though.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2012 06:39 PM (SAMxH)

362 call her atlas jugs all the time because of her bikini blogging that she wants the world to forget about her ever doing.

I've blogged buck neked at 4am.  BFD.  Its not like you're doing it in the middle of fracking McCarran airport on a big convention weekend.

If she's got the assets she should flaunt them.  Unbridled boobies irritate islamists.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (sz3vx)

363 Like Wargasm, I am also troubled at the dearth of commenting about the impending Islamist threat. Has Ace been bought off by the Saudi overlords? Note - I am a Concerned, Conservative Christian, who has voted for both Bushes but is concerned (obviously) about Romney. *sarc*

Posted by: CCC at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (c1WVm)

364 cthulhu: the first thing I thought of was adding a couple of slices of bacon (cut up) to the foil onion bowl. Have you tried that and does it work?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (JMmQ9)

365 There's a meme I would dearly love explained.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 11:23 PM (GEICT)


Ahhhh the longbow.  Ace posted this really long and really heartfelt and really serious thread about the use of racial stuff in comments and the like.  It was Very Serious Indeed and, iirc, was after some pretty nasty stuff had been left in the comments.  For the life of me, I cannot remember how it got started, but the thread devolved into this huge fight about longbows v. crossbows and then the Civil War got dragged into it.  Meanwhile, ace starts updating the thread more or less begging us to stop it with the longbow shit since this is Very Serious Indeed.   You've seen how well the Horde responds to directions.  The obvious happened and ace lost his shit at us. 


People got banned, there were recriminations and, looking back on it, it's completely and totally hilarious.  Even more so since ace really did have a point about how serious the stuff he was saying was.  That makes it funnier.


To sum up:  ace posted something serious, we started talking about longbows, ace got pissed and the Horde never lets anything go.



Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (Gk3SS)

366 Any old dummy can post about whatever they like after ~200 posts, or a slow news day.

Posted by: Some assface Journalist at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (MrM2k)

367 Careful Morons, the jihad is gonna gitcha!

Posted by: mugiwargasm at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (KI/Ch)

368 I know it's not the "annex Turkey" guy, I don't think he could fake it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:36 PM (bxiXv) Passive/aggressive trolls are the worst. A direct troll can earn some bit of respect, like a hobo asking for money to buy alcohol, but a P/A is pure pukery.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 06:40 PM (t2228)

369 352 So, you're basically a bunch of tribal, maniac children who like to go online and swear meaninglessly at strangers.

Awesome life. I'll leave you to it.


Just don't expect your numbers to grow with your welcoming manner.


Cheerio.


Yeah, absolutely NO in depth conversations in between the sarcasm, inside jokes and OT references.

Not here, not ever.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:41 PM (YKOnu)

370 >>>>Cheerio.

Go stuff a donkey's cock down your throat. And stop being such a whinny passive aggressive little cunt.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:41 PM (N/1Dm)

371 342 alexthechick - Sorry I got to you so swiftly and easily. Next time you won't blindly attack someone who's done nothing to you. Maet wrote this post. He presented his proof via links that the HQ does plenty of Jihad and Sharia stuff. I pointed out that for a years-old blog, there was almost nothing there, and what was there was unrelated. Do you follow? I can speak more slowly if you require. He made an assertion, I gently and politely revealed its shortcomings. You seem to be a little insecure. This isn't your sandbox. This is an open-to-the-public blog, and I'll write what I please. Unlike you, I won't be sociopathic just because a person isn't a member of the tribe. Posted by: Wargasm at July 31, 2012 11:35 PM (7QvIq) Listen Richard Velveeta, it is indeed an open blog. Its also a group of people who have become friends on and off line. And like any other group, the group defends its own. You have the severe misfortune of not only being an asshat, but being one to one of our favorite Ettes. Take your pussy ass whining somewhere else. Stay...and well, enjoy the fact that youll enjoy the same level of respect as Erg.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 06:41 PM (GEICT)

372

Somebody swapped out his frosted pop tarts with Folger's Coffee Crystals.

 

People, that just harshes the mellow we treasure here.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:41 PM (sJTmU)

373

AltonJackson, no worries. I'm a pro at using the olive oil while grilling.

Let me tell you about a side I once greated. I hollowed a green pepper, put a roma tomato in the middle, packed the rest of the pepper with sliced mushrooms. Everything nciely seasoned, oiled, and grilled whole.

Holy God, was it good. It solved that problem of losing the skin while grilling tomatoes too.

Sadly, I gotta go. I want to keep talking about food, but someone asked me to come over for some TALKY TALK TALKING ADVICE BLah. I'd rather be here, but I'm a good friend.

Thanks everyone. Grilling isn't 'til Thursday, so maybe we can continue this tomorrow night.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:41 PM (tsC/8)

374 I'd almost bet money it will be back. They always come back after they promise to leave. You know, someone who actually wanted more stories on a subject would wither post a link to a story, or say they wanted to see more stories, and other people might post links to stories, or at least mention some other blogs, like we just did with Jawa Report. Someone who actually wanted more stories on a subject would not open by implying that we had some sinister and dishonest motive for only mentioning a subject 6 times more often than they do. The best part is the appeal to reason, transparently broken reason but there you go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:41 PM (bxiXv)

375

 

I'm waiting.

*crosses arms*

Where are your anti-jihadi offerings to me!

 

*taps foot*

Posted by: Warsgasm at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (mtRB0)

376 343 Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 11:30 PM

thx. now I have something to look forward to for this weekend.

and z ryan, as to my previous: a little olive oil goes a long, long way so use a light touch. You can always add more grille-side if it looks like things are sticking

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 11:36 PM (JMmQ9)



Helpful hint -- they take LONGER than the meats. You want them to be on long and slow, off the flame. You can put them on while the grill preheats, though.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (kaalw)

377 362 PurpAv No one would notice at McCarran.

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (Fy6L7)

378 Do you think onions in marinated with some red wine vinegar would be good? Yes. Garlic wine vinegar would be better. YMMV

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (JMmQ9)

Posted by: Posted by name test....................more.................
.....more.....
..............more at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (sz3vx)

380 The IOTW world article discusses Geller's experience working and writing for a top blogger.  She could be talking about Breitbart or about David Horowitz, as she wrote for both blogs. 

The problem blogger being Breitbart would go a long way towards explaining why the name of the blogger in question was redacted.

The same for Horowitz.  Geller has no problem attacking her friends if it will yield an extra hit or two on her blog, and with the redacted name she gets any number of others speculating and doing the work for her.

It's how she operates.

Posted by: badanov at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (4mq9q)

381 Wargasm, I don't want to read all jihad, all the time. I'm well aware of it. I like to have a little fun with my commenting time, not talk about clitoridectomies every day.

I know it's out there, and I know it's horrible. And if I ever feel like talking about it, I know I can go to Atlas Shrugged. Or The People's Cube, since they make fun of both jihadists and communists (and communists are more of a passion for me).

If Ace went to an all-jihad, all-the-time format like you're asking him to, I wouldn't come around here nearly as often. It's not that I don't care; it's that I don't want to read about it all the frickin' time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:42 PM (3yCFy)

382 "Just don't expect your numbers to grow with your welcoming manner. Cheerio." We don't present a "welcoming manner" to assholes? Well, I'm just gobsmacked.

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 06:43 PM (IoNBC)

383 342 alexthechick - Sorry I got to you so swiftly and easily. Next time you won't blindly attack someone who's done nothing to you.


If she won't,  I will, Troll.


Lie all you want about being a long time lurker; you're clearly a first-timer and a piss poor one at that.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 31, 2012 06:43 PM (SsG4J)

384

All right, all right. I've read this blog for years now and I'm finally dipping my toe in the water. What can I say, I'm committment-phobic.

On the one hand I can see where Gellar and Spencer are coming from. It's almost 11 years after 9/11. I think if anything, there's war fatigue. My brother did two tours in Iraq and he's of the opinion to just let them all rot - if anything I would imagine that is a highly prevalent sentiment around the country. They want a seventh-century society? Screw 'em, let 'em have it. Just keep them out of here.

So in that regard, yeah, sure, maybe we don't talk about jihad all the time. You gotta relax once in a while. My oldest kid is five, I'm not going to dedicate 24 hours a day to telling him how there are a billion people out there whose religious beliefs dictate that if he doesn't believe as they do he is to be enslaved or killed. Little heavy considering the sprout nearly went into hysterics during "The Lion King." (That said, I highly recommend Tom Kratman's novel Caliphate. Pretty bleak picture of what's likely in store for Europe should current trends continue).

Recall the quote - "Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

Where I heartily disagree with Gellar et al ties in with that. I don't want us to be all jihad, all the time. We've seen what happens in those cultures and it's not pretty. Look at Palestinian kid's TV, for pete's sake. Obviously their demonization of the Jews is nonsense, but I don't want to be like them. Our victory and their defeat comes in living our lives as we see fit, not becoming jihadis for America. So Pam, Robert? Chill. I'm going to let my kids be kids, and when they're old enough, I'll show them United 93 and tell them what that day was like. I'll pull Infidel (Hirsi Ali), The Truth about Mohammed (Spencer), Caliphate, The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (Spencer, AGAIN), and give them factual information when they are capable of at least semi-adult understanding.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 31, 2012 06:43 PM (rKvZm)

385 Unlike you, I won't be sociopathic just because a person isn't a member of the tribe.



Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn.  Boring Average Joe is Boring.







Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:44 PM (Gk3SS)

386 That IOTW thigamagig has got some shitty commentary. Is it a Luap Nor hang out?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 31, 2012 06:45 PM (mxnUd)

387 *taps foot* Posted by: Warsgasm at July 31, 2012 11:42 PM (mtRB0) Ohh...YEAH BABY!

Posted by: Larry Craig at July 31, 2012 06:45 PM (IoNBC)

388 Just don't expect your numbers to grow with your welcoming manner. Cheerio.


Like a long time lurker would expect anything less after the crap he's posting.


God, even the troll quality is slipping around here. Soros et al  must finally be running out of money. Or sheep.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 31, 2012 06:46 PM (SsG4J)

389

Do you think onions in marinated with some red wine vinegar would be good?
Yes.
Garlic wine vinegar would be better. YMMV  Posted by: AltonJackson

Oh yeah. BRILLIANT!

(bye, again)

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 06:46 PM (tsC/8)

390

So, you're basically a bunch of tribal, maniac children who like to go online and swear meaninglessly at strangers

 

You freaking a-holes.  Everytime someone new comes around, you run them off before we can say hello.

 

Damn it.these fruit bskets aren't cheap!

Posted by: AOSHQ Welcoming Committee at July 31, 2012 06:46 PM (OWjjx)

391 The Longbows thing started when I made a sarcastic reference to agincourt on that thread.

It was the last thread of the night, there weren't always ONT's, and a bunch of us midnight clubbers would just use the most recent post to talk about whatever.

Ed Snate started the conversation, based on my sarcast reference to agincourt I think.  Since Ed and I were the only ones at the time who knew certain things about eachother, he asked me if I would prefer the English Longbow, or the creten, I think creten, Crossbow.   The foundation of the discussion, and it was a serious historical discussion at first, about the power of penetration, Crossbows, or the volume of fire and range that comes with the English Longbow.

It was less us ignoring ace, as just talking around him when he came back to the thread, after the thread was basically dead.   I know me and Ed were banned.

Though quickly re-instated.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:46 PM (YKOnu)

392 To sum up: ace posted something serious, we started talking about longbows, ace got pissed and the Horde never lets anything go. Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 11:40 PM (Gk3SS) I think Pinto took most of the heat.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 06:46 PM (t2228)

393 Baby Pok Choi makes for a tasty grilled treat.   Half lengthwise and marinate for a few hours  in Soy, Grated Ginger, Red Pepper Flakes and Honey.  I sometimes grate some shallots into  the marinade, too.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 06:47 PM (57FSw)

394 You know there has been a marked slow-down in the Jihadi-does-himself-in videos lately on the site. Better talk to management.

Posted by: Iblis at July 31, 2012 06:47 PM (fTrfo)

395 It looks like you get about 90 chars to work with...and ine break HTML code works.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 06:47 PM (sz3vx)

396 #384: Excellent comment, Emile! I agree completely. Welcome to the HQ; I hope we hear more from you!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:47 PM (3yCFy)

397

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn. Boring Average Joe is Boring.

 



When he is not sucking cock by choice.

Posted by: The Commentor Who Reminds Everyone that Average Joe Sucks Cock by Choice at July 31, 2012 06:48 PM (OWjjx)

398 But, seriously, grilled sweet potatoes are incredible. Just make sure that they are soft through otherwise they will be terrible and undigestible.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:48 PM (N/1Dm)

399 Hi, Tammy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:48 PM (3yCFy)

400 I've missed you guys.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 06:49 PM (p39GY)

401

Cheerios?

Who would eat Cheerios?  That stuff is terrible.

Bacon and frosted pop tarts for breakfast, please. And hold the Cheerios.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:49 PM (sJTmU)

402 Hey, Sifty! Haven't seen you here in a while! How's it going?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:50 PM (3yCFy)

403 You know there has been a marked slow-down in the Jihadi-does-himself-in videos lately on the site. Better talk to management.

It may be that there is a lack of serious candidates. While these videos are extremely entertaining, the people that do them are, to coin a phrase "one trick ponies."

You don't get many repeat performances.

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern at July 31, 2012 06:50 PM (pcnpf)

404 363 cthulhu: the first thing I thought of was adding a couple of slices of bacon (cut up) to the foil onion bowl. Have you tried that and does it work?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 11:40 PM (JMmQ9)



Haven't tried that, but it would probably work well (had sufficient bacon in other places on the menu). Probably counts as a "fat".



My theory is that the alcohol extracts the volatile organics from the flavoring, but dumps them into the fat as it mixes around and finally boils off. then, when the onions soften and go translucent, they pick up the flavorings from the fat -- which also helps them cook more evenly. I don't measure exactly, but about half an onion makes a nice bundle, takes half a shot of alcohol and about a pat of butter.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:50 PM (kaalw)

405 Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 11:44 PM (Gk3SS) So? Not worth breaking out the stompy boots?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 06:50 PM (GEICT)

406 The most shocking think about tonight's troll is that no one has ever used the nick Wargasm around here before. WTF? I could swear I used that one. Anyway, the second most shocking thing is the suggestion from a devotee of some pretty small (and purist) blogs that we are some kind of dead end because we're not welcoming enough. I'll remember the third most shocking thing later.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:50 PM (bxiXv)

407 Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 11:48 PM (N/1Dm)


I have a terrible confession to make.  I don't like sweet potatoes.  I know, I know, it's wrong and awful but there it is.


The foundation of the discussion, and it was a serious historical discussion at first, about the power of penetration, Crossbows, or the volume of fire and range that comes with the English Longbow.


That's also what makes it funny is because it did start as a fairly interesting side discussion about that topic.  Then things went a bit, erm, sideways.

Wasn't all of that part of the impetus for the ONT?  

Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:51 PM (Gk3SS)

408
"Just don't expect your numbers to grow with your welcoming manner. Cheerio."




Our intensive artificial insemination program, all for naught.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 06:51 PM (kdS6q)

409 #406: I have to admit; it's a really good nick.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:51 PM (3yCFy)

410 What the heck?  I take a few weeks off, come back by here (innocently, I might add) and morons are now known as lunatics?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (7yvLv)

411 406 The most shocking think about tonight's troll is that no one has ever used the nick Wargasm around here before. WTF? I could swear I used that one.

Anyway, the second most shocking thing is the suggestion from a devotee of some pretty small (and purist) blogs that we are some kind of dead end because we're not welcoming enough.

I'll remember the third most shocking thing later.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

 

Check with Governor Perry.  He might know.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (GULKT)

412 can't wait for Valve to turn on the userbase, no class action suites for you

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (tw6Ar)

413

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 31, 2012 11:43 PM (rKvZm)

 

Nice comment, Emile.

Seriously.

Very nice.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (mtRB0)

414 And welcome Emile! And thanks for not being a douchenozzle!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (bxiXv)

415 So? Not worth breaking out the stompy boots? Please, alexthechick, stompy boots for this retard!

Posted by: Larry Craig at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (IoNBC)

416 It must be difficult to keep up with the flag burning needs of your neighbors.  US flags, Israeli flags, yes - always a market - but then you have your need for Danish flags, and French flags, and (strange it sounds) Canadian flags.

So always keep bolts of cloth at hand, plenty of thread, and rely on you Singer (tm) sewing machine.

When the big job needs to be done or it is your head, trust Singer(tm).

Posted by: Mikey NTH - winding all down before jammie time at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (gmoEG)

417 Prothonotary Warbler, I am doing well. Loving my new home state and having my wife home for good.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (p39GY)

418

 I've missed you guys.

 


 

Posted by: sifty

 

 

Work on your aim.  There are so many of us, you can't miss us all.  Are you using a longbow?  I heard it takes some practice to get good penetration.  Penetration is usually preferred.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:52 PM (sJTmU)

419 Man, I'm not worth shit at checking my damn socks.

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 06:53 PM (IoNBC)

420 So? Not worth breaking out the stompy boots?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 11:50 PM (GEICT)


No, it's not worthy of them.  I do appreciate the back up from everyone, though. 


I'll remember the third most shocking thing later.


It's a cookbook!




Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:53 PM (Gk3SS)

421

"Just don't expect your numbers to grow with your welcoming manner. Cheerio."

 

Did someone forget to load EoJ's Pez Dispenser again?

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 06:53 PM (57FSw)

422 The third most shocking thing is Maet's absolute dereliction to duty by having a completely shitty ONT that has NO kittehs, and boobs only through inference.

This is not the kind of ONT that one is accustomed to here. Measures should be taken.

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern at July 31, 2012 06:53 PM (pcnpf)

423 Garlic wine vinegar? Are you making a douche to ward off pussy vampires?

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 06:53 PM (Fy6L7)

424

Nice comment Emile.

 

However, we are out of fruit baskets.  Can we comp you a year free subscription to AOSHQ  Premium?

Posted by: AOSHQ Welcoming Committee at July 31, 2012 06:54 PM (OWjjx)

425 209 Ace pose semi nekkid on his blog? It'll never happen.

------------

Ever seen Naked Testicle Spiderman and Ace in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so. Coincidence? I'll let you decide.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2012 06:55 PM (1c58W)

426

...I'll remember the third most shocking thing later.

 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

 

----------

 

The insufferable demanding attitude?

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 06:55 PM (mtRB0)

427 I think Barry and Friends are more of a danger than the the stinky ghey camel fuckers at this point. Them, and plain pop tarts, that is.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 31, 2012 06:55 PM (mxnUd)

428 My theory is that the alcohol extracts the volatile organics from the flavoring, but dumps them into the fat as it mixes around and finally boils off. then, when the onions soften and go translucent, they pick up the flavorings from the fat -- which also helps them cook more evenly. I don't measure exactly, but about half an onion makes a nice bundle, takes half a shot of alcohol and about a pat of butter. Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 11:50 PM if your newsletter reflects the cut of your jib, I'd like a subscription

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

429 Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 31, 2012 11:43 PM (rKvZm)




Welcome, Emile!




Well said, cobber! Living well should always be the first and foremost goal, and raising kids is much, much, much more important than keeping them terrified.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:55 PM (kaalw)

430 Good to hear it, Sifty! I'm glad things are going well for you!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:55 PM (3yCFy)

431 Emile, we all hate you for never having commented before.  Because that apparently is what we do here.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 06:56 PM (GULKT)

432 This is not the kind of ONT that one is accustomed to here. Measures should be taken. Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern at July 31, 2012 11:53 PM (pcnpf) http://youtu.be/pF_YEFJpHX8 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc5jx1r6yS1qbd84ho1_500.jpg

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:56 PM (bxiXv)

433 #419: None of us are. I suspect it's part of the reason we call ourselves Morons.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 06:56 PM (3yCFy)

434

Sometimes the ONT does look a little like a cookbook.

 

To Serve Ewoks.

 

Don't be put off by the odor of singed hair.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:56 PM (sJTmU)

435 I thought Perryite is how Superman got his newspaper job.

Posted by: Gerry at July 31, 2012 06:57 PM (5wlc7)

436 Evening Rons. I just enjoyed watching our little flexible girls kick the hell out of the rest of the worlds flexible girls. A smashing victory. If the muzzies were in charge, they would have been beatin with sticks and maybe even executed for their behavior. I will stand by my opinion that the Muzztards should be outlawed in the US. They are worse than the KKK. Any other freedom robbing org that wants to make decisions for others should also be outlawed. Like the Dems. And finally, does anyone think Tim Dagget is the Gymnastic equivlant of Dick Button?

Posted by: Solar Flares at July 31, 2012 06:57 PM (9TTOe)

437 To make up for the lack of stompy boots, here.  Have some Mamie Van Doren.

http://bit.ly/MxMOKH

You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

438 Emile gets a shirt.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 06:57 PM (t2228)

439 >>>>I have a terrible confession to make. I don't like sweet potatoes. I know, I know, it's wrong and awful but there it is.

Do me a favor. Go to an Asian supermarket, preferably Korean, and buy some of the Hawaiian/Okinawan purple sweet potatoes. They have white sin and purple flesh. Stick to the smallish round ones. Peel them and put the in an oven safe dish with a little bit of water, a lot of butter, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, and pepper, and cook them (covered) at 325 for two hours.


Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 06:58 PM (N/1Dm)

440 423 Garlic wine vinegar?

Are you making a douche to ward off pussy vampires?

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 11:53 PM (Fy6L7)



Ones that aren't Italian or French, anyway.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 06:58 PM (kaalw)

441 437 To make up for the lack of stompy boots, here. Have some Mamie Van Doren. I don't usually comment on the "look at this one" posts, but WOAH. I've never heard of this woman.

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 06:59 PM (IoNBC)

442 The insufferable demanding attitude? Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:55 PM (mtRB0) That isn't even surprising, not to mention shocking. It was probably that it blew it's wad in like 30 minutes, and apparently didn't immediately post again after its goodbye message. Probably trying to set up an account at HA or spamming WZ right now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)

443 Are you making a douche to ward off pussy vampires?

I think I'm in love again.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 06:59 PM (p39GY)

444 Might have been Alex, I don't know, I really did feel a little bad about talking around ace.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 06:59 PM (YKOnu)

445 Does he get a "Mean Girls" t-shirt?  That might be a bit of an off-putting measure.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 06:59 PM (sJTmU)

446 Nice sweater kittens.

Posted by: Meow at July 31, 2012 07:00 PM (mxnUd)

447

424 - No worries, I'm starting Atkins so fruit is verboten. Does the Premium membership include spa privileges?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 31, 2012 07:00 PM (rKvZm)

448 No, it's not worthy of them. I do appreciate the back up from everyone, though. I'll remember the third most shocking thing later. It's a cookbook! Of course we got you! Although I, personally, am very sad that there's no stompy boots. (still totally sucking up for new favorite status.)

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 07:00 PM (GEICT)

449 But if you go to a Korean market, make sure they cut the paws off the "sweet potatoes".

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:00 PM (p39GY)

450 #432: Ooh, kittens and, er, puppies... Very nice!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:00 PM (3yCFy)

451

 Sometimes the ONT does look a little like a cookbook.

To ServeEwoks.

Don't be put off by the odor of singed hair

 

P. 23 of the AOSHQ Cookbook

 

Traditional ONT

 

1 part Kitteh

1 part gun pron

1 part doggeh

2 or 3 gratitious boobehs references

stompy boots (to taste)

video of someone somewhere doing something stupid

meme of choice

Ton o Alcohol


Consume some of the alcohol before making.miux remaining ingerdients and look for soft place to pass out.

Posted by: Chef Mallamutt, 5 star RINO Chef at July 31, 2012 07:01 PM (OWjjx)

452 396 #384: Excellent comment, Emile! I agree completely. Welcome to the HQ; I hope we hear more from you! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 11:47 PM Spot on, both Emile and P.Warbler. #384 is exactly what it sound like when a "long-time lurker" de-lurks. The trolls are easy to spot; they lack the run-time with the ONT and the passion. Welcome, Emile.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)

453 Gore Vidal was once alive.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:02 PM (p39GY)

454 Yo sifty!

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 07:02 PM (Fy6L7)

455 Might have been Alex, I don't know, I really did feel a little bad about talking around ace. Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 11:59 PM (YKOnu) He called back the Ewok hit team at the last minute.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 07:02 PM (t2228)

456 But now it's fixed.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:02 PM (p39GY)

457 447
424 - No worries, I'm starting Atkins so fruit is verboten. Does the Premium membership include spa privileges?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 01, 2012 12:00 AM (rKvZm)



Oh, sure -- and if you can eat beans, then you can have the jacuzzi with bubbles.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 07:02 PM (kaalw)

458 437 To make up for the lack of stompy boots, here. Have some Mamie Van Doren. Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 11:57 PM Okay, give me a time machine and I'd hit that like the K-T Extinction Event.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (bxiXv)

459 >>>>But if you go to a Korean market, make sure they cut the paws off the "sweet potatoes".


And DO NOT buy the shellfish.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (N/1Dm)

460 Hola, morons.  I just finished reading all the comments and...well, as much as I'd prefer to come out with a reasoned and well-thought out commentary on why the above was so ridiculous, the best I can do is say FUCKING BULLSHIT.  Having hung out here for years, it's quite clear the late night crowd is quite aware of creeping Sharia, as evidenced by comments that repeatedly mention (to name just a few): St. Rachel of Pancake, the animal "husbandry" common in Muslim countries, the murder of Americans at the hands of mideast animals, et. al.


Moving on to a more important and relevant topic, sweet potatoes are disgusting.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (lJJMb)

461 No worries, I'm starting Atkins so fruit is verboten. Does the Premium membership include spa privileges? Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 01, 2012 12:00 AM (rKvZm) Yes, but they're not very clean.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (t2228)

462 Hey, all! 

How to pick up chicks! 

http://is.gd/svyvT8

Posted by: Theresa Is Ready For Football at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (KZ249)

463

427I think Barry and Friends are more of a danger than the the stinky ghey camel fuckers at this point. Them, and plain pop tarts, that is.

 

 

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. SCOAMF's re-election would very much be "losing the peace".

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (rKvZm)

464 Those links are ok, Merovign, but they are to little too late. I did a search on "kitteh" and "boobie" on google, and do you know, I only found 37 hits on this blog in the last 2 years? Now, I am not saying that is deliberate, but it is troubling, and I think that Ace should really be posting more about this, don't you?

I am trying to be inclusive here, but you tribalistic sociopathic morons who swear at everyone who disagrees with you are not doing yourselves any favors.

Good day, sir!

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (pcnpf)

465 sifty! Warbler! Hello! And good night.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (SsG4J)

466 Probably trying to set up an account at HA or spamming WZ right now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:59 PM (bxiXv)

 

He's probably gone back to Geller or IOTW to tell them how he "showed" us a thing or two in the hopes of getting a glimpse of her tanned leather tits.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (GULKT)

467 I just can't whip myself up into the 7x24 constant outrage required for all jihad all the time.  Call me weak. 

I've read the fucking Koran cover to cover, every single word, so people shouldn't think I'm unaware of what the threat is or want to somehow minimize it.  I "get it", I really do, and I do advocate pushing back against shit like CAIR's probing attacks on how far the US legal system can be pushed. 

If you want to live under Sharia law, MOVE.  You want something the USA isn't gonna give you.  If you can adapt your views enough to function within this system then fine.


Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:03 PM (sz3vx)

468 Emile Premium membership includes complimentary fondling by Cool Czech.

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 07:04 PM (Fy6L7)

469 Oh and welcome Emile. And hey L Rob, etc etc etc.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 31, 2012 07:04 PM (SsG4J)

470 Night Tammy. Hey All of you crazy kids.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:04 PM (p39GY)

471 #447: We're very Atkins-friendly around here. We consider bacon to be its own food group.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:04 PM (3yCFy)

472 Theresa! mpfs...good grief, good night again.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at July 31, 2012 07:04 PM (SsG4J)

473

 We're very Atkins-friendly around here. We consider bacon to be its own food group

 

Bacon is at the bottom of the AOSHQ Food pyramid. It is the foundation of our very diet.

Posted by: Chef Mallamutt, 5 star RINO Chef at July 31, 2012 07:06 PM (OWjjx)

474 Night Tammy. I'm off to dreamland too. Pop tarts.......yum......

Posted by: mpfs, jihadi unfrosted pop tart fanatic at July 31, 2012 07:07 PM (Fy6L7)

475 Hi, and good night, Tammy! 

Posted by: Theresa Is Ready For Football at July 31, 2012 07:07 PM (KZ249)

476 & that is all

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 31, 2012 07:07 PM (Ho2rs)

477 Does the Premium membership include spa privileges? Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 01, 2012 12:00 AM Spoken in true Moron fashion. Haggling over a freebie. How you doin'?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

478 And it's a hit and run for me...make a comment, then go to bed.  'Night, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 31, 2012 07:08 PM (lJJMb)

479 (still totally sucking up for new favorite status.)

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 01, 2012 12:00 AM (GEICT)


You are doing quite well.  The rest of you should be taking notes.  


I will give the fail troll this, it has been far too long since there's been a boobquake around these parts.  No, I'm not going first. 



Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 07:08 PM (Gk3SS)

480 He's probably gone back to Geller or IOTW to tell them how he "showed" us a thing or two in the hopes of getting a glimpse of her tanned leather tits. Posted by: buzzion at August 01, 2012 12:03 AM (GULKT) THIS HURTS ME

Posted by: Harbinger at July 31, 2012 07:09 PM (bxiXv)

481 Good evening y'all.  Steady stream of westbound I-90 traffic, destination Sturgis.  By Fri/Sat it'll be a river of bikers.  Sounds like a moron friendly environment.  It's on my bucket list; anybody been there?

Posted by: zeera at July 31, 2012 07:09 PM (XtxRN)

482 Well, another to cross off the Death Pool - BREAKING: Nephew says celebrated author, playwright and commentator Gore Vidal dies at age 86 -

Posted by: CCC at July 31, 2012 07:10 PM (c1WVm)

483 I will give the fail troll this, it has been far too long since there's been a boobquake around these parts. DEF gonna need an explanation for that one.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 07:10 PM (GEICT)

484 @469: right, mpfs, I'd forgotten about that "perk"

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)

485

Hi ont, just read all the stories on AOs for tthe day. Watched a bunch of movies today avoiding the Olympics results on the computer.

Just want to say, We in NV have tried to get that shithead reid out forever, came really close the first time ensign ran. Last election was bullshit, every rep won. But somehow reid pulled it out. He really fucking sucks. And you can blame angle, but everyone I know voted against reid, just saying.

 

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:10 PM (OTK2G)

486  Time for the old folk.  Most of tomorrow will be taken up waxing the driveway preparatory to company coming.


     Goodnite, good people.    Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2012 07:11 PM (SAMxH)

487

Gore Vidal is out?  Gore Vidal is out?

 

Check you dead pool.  Players, please check your dead pool.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:12 PM (sJTmU)

488

Nephew says celebrated author, playwright and commentator Gore Vidal dies at age 86 -

 

There can only be one........and it will be me.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 31, 2012 07:12 PM (OWjjx)

489 g'night, irongrampa

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

490 DEF gonna need an explanation for that one. Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 01, 2012 12:10 AM (GEICT) It has to do with Iranian earthquakes.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 07:13 PM (t2228)

491 Gore Vidal is out? Gore Vidal is out? Check you dead pool. Players, please check your dead pool. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at August 01, 2012 12:12 AM (sJTmU) Meh. I had The Shat.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 07:14 PM (t2228)

492 DEF gonna need an explanation for that one.


After some earthquake, a group of rocket surgeon imams decreed that earthquakes were caused because women were displaying their breasts in an unseemly manner.  That resulted in the calls for a "boobquake" aka getting women to post pictures of their boobs (covered or no) in order to either cause an earthquake that would hit a 50 on the Richter scale, what with all that tittage, or, you know, no earthquake.  There was no earthquake though there were numerous reports of extremely localized dislocation. 

Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 07:14 PM (Gk3SS)

493 I'd like to order a personalized boobquake.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 07:14 PM (bxiXv)

494 Hi, Lou's!

Oh yes, Reid's re-election in NV was definitely fishy.  What a hateful old man that bastard is!

Posted by: Theresa Is Ready For Football at July 31, 2012 07:15 PM (KZ249)

495 Goddamit Sifty,

I have been inviting you since you were still in CA. All you have to do is walk in the front door of Freightliner on exit 36 and ask for Al and multiple beers will follow after which multiple beers will follow.

Posted by: al zimer at July 31, 2012 07:15 PM (h1lXu)

496 So, you're basically a bunch of tribal, maniac children who like to go online and swear meaninglessly at strangers

Yes, and?

Posted by: HeatherRadish is having a shitty vacation at July 31, 2012 07:15 PM (1BjB9)

497 #494: Wouldn't we all. Wouldn't we all.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:15 PM (3yCFy)

498 Nephew says celebrated author, playwright and commentator Gore Vidal dies at age 86 - ---------------------- Look, am I supposed to cry every time some old gasbag whore thinks he's being taken advantage of?

Posted by: Flaming Red Guy With Barbed Cock at July 31, 2012 07:16 PM (FIYvq)

499 467 Posted by: alexthechick I've never considered myself to be a particularly sheltered person, but I obviously have so much to learn. Is there no one who will help me? No one? In stompy boots? Please?

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 07:16 PM (IoNBC)

500 Don't forget the "Tits for hits" 1 million hit meme back in '06 or so.
Just like "Steak and a BJ" bleg.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 07:16 PM (YKOnu)

501 DEF gonna need an explanation for that one. Noted and accomplished Iranian "Seismologists" have figured out what *really* causes earthquakes - women's cleavage. Who'd thunk, right? And soon these barbarians with a superiority complex, with their heads stuck deep in the 7th century, will soon have nuclear weapons. Fun happy times, indeed.

Posted by: Kratos at July 31, 2012 07:16 PM (c1WVm)

502 Sorry not "Steak and a BJ"  but the "If I get 100K hits in X-Time, I get a threesome" meme at about the same time.   Steak and a BJ is an old joke.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 07:17 PM (YKOnu)

503 Just like "Steak and a BJ" bleg.


You mean March 14th?


but I obviously have so much to learn. Is there no one who will help me?


I'm not falling for that again. 

Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 07:18 PM (Gk3SS)

504

Personalized boobquake?

 

Run and image search on your search engine of choice for

"Jordan Carver".

Yes, you'll thank me later.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:18 PM (sJTmU)

505 Yes, and? Posted by: HeatherRadish is having a shitty vacation at August 01, 2012 12:15 AM (1BjB9) Dud could just have held up a sign that sead "I have never read the comments here before," would have been easier.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 07:18 PM (bxiXv)

506 Vidal was an interesting guy. On the wrong side politically, but still interesting.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:18 PM (sz3vx)

507 Oh, we'll I'm throwin up an immediate signal for a boobquake. ( 0 Y 0 ) HeatherRadish, sorry that vacay is shitty.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 07:18 PM (GEICT)

508 495 Hi, Lou's!

Oh yes, Reid's re-election in NV was definitely fishy. What a hateful old man that bastard is!

Posted by: Theresa Is Ready For Football at August 01, 2012 12:15 AM (KZ249)

Hi girl long time no chat.

One thing a lot of people dont remember, is the power went out for an hour at three major polling places in lv for an hour when the polls closed. I knew the fix was in.

How the hell do we vote straight republican except for reid, BULLSHIT!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:19 PM (OTK2G)

509

 

Was reading the ticker-line at the bottom of the screen, on Fox, earlier tonight....

 

Snoop Doggie has been "born again".....on a trip to Jamaica.

He is changing his name to...."Snoop Lion"....and will be releasing a new Reggae album soon.

 

Mr. wheatie turns to me and says...."He must've fallen into some of that good Jamaican shit, the stuff that supposedly makes you see Jesus".

Heh.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 07:19 PM (mtRB0)

510 I'm not falling for that again. Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at August 01, 2012 12:18 AM (Gk3SS) damit!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 07:19 PM (bxiXv)

511 Drive-by trolls never do proper anthropological prep work.   NEVER.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (sz3vx)

512

It's widely known that Charles Johnson has the biggest tits in the entire blogosphere. 

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (8hBZi)

513 I'm not falling for that again. SONUVABITCH

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (GEICT)

514 511

HAH!

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (YKOnu)

515

494 I'd like to order a personalized boobquake.

 

(( . ))(( . ))

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (mtRB0)

516 good evening all!

What's this about Ace taking shahada and demanding he be called Awwal al-Mujarrafat?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (QTHTd)

517

They only think they are soon going to have nuclear weapons.

 

What they will probably end up with is a big smoking hole in the ground when we drop a few dozen 16 ton deep penetrator bombs on their "impregnable" uranium refining facility.

 

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man" - alleged quote from George S. Patton.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (sJTmU)

518 Clever, AND correct use of apostrophes. You have no idea how rare that is in the adult video industry, where some of the most popular stars can't even settle on a consistent spelling of their own name.

nameS.

Posted by: The Pedantic Penus at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (X3lox)

519 Dammit you guys. How are we ever going to come together If we can't even agree that Minor blog wars Make us all weaker in the end. I hereby call for unity Get your fucking mind right. Jesus.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (2HdXd)

520 Vidal was an interesting guy. On the wrong side politically, but still interesting. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:18 AM (sz3vx) -------------------- I'm actually woefully uninformed on him...but that comment about Polanski's victim---"what, I should cry every time some young hooker feels she's been taken advantage of" and blaming America's anti-semitism and hatred of foreigners for Polanski's arrest was what stuck out in my head. If the Satan sock was too soon, I should probably apologize. I'll denounce myself, how's that?

Posted by: Jenny Had A Chance at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (FIYvq)

521 Re: hits for new hash from AtC


There's hash???

Posted by: The MFM at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (/izg2)

522 How the hell do we vote straight republican except for reid, BULLSHIT! Posted by: lou's a girl at August 01, 2012 12:19 AM (OTK2G) The Democrats used the power outage to "protect the integrity of the democratic process" by addings lots of votes for themselves. Was it Philly that had precincts with higher than 100% turnout? Heh. Well, actually not funny.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (bxiXv)

523

Meh. I had The Shat.

 

You, I thought I had this damn thing wrapped up when I drew Lindsey Lohan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (OWjjx)

524 513 It's widely known that Charles Johnson has the biggest titsin the entire blogosphere.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 01, 2012 12:21 AM (8hBZi)

Oh i thought that was just his ego,,,

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:21 PM (OTK2G)

525 Vidal was an interesting guy. On the wrong side politically, but still interesting. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:18 AM (sz3vx) Now he is reunited with his best buddy Norman Mailer.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2012 07:22 PM (t2228)

526 door of Freightliner on exit 36

Shit, I'm there.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:23 PM (p39GY)

527 Wow, I really suck at the sock thing tonight. Bedtime for me. G'night.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 31, 2012 07:23 PM (FIYvq)

528 IOTW should have gone with the eligibility issue for harder hitting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 07:23 PM (X3lox)

529 I'll denounce myself, how's that? Posted by: Jenny Had A Chance at August 01, 2012 12:21 AM (FIYvq) Don't. Last two times I saw Vidal speak, he was doing his best "Code Pink" impression. I figured dementia or just spite.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 07:24 PM (bxiXv)

530 I was in this pottery shop and I was looking at a couple of large urns and Pamela was standing next to me. I asked her "how much do those jugs cost?"

She put a stiletto into my crotch and had the manager throw me out. What did I say?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2012 07:24 PM (Y7XKa)

531 #510: You know, Rastafarianism has to be the most depressing religion in the world. Live a good life, work to spread your faith, and when you die, you get to go to... Ethiopia.

How could any American be into that, seeing as how so many Ethiopians (I've met several, and they're awesome) are risking everything to come here?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:24 PM (3yCFy)

532 What's this about Ace taking shahada and demanding he be called Awwal al-Mujarrafat?



Here I thought it was Jar Jar al-Akbar. 

Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 07:24 PM (Gk3SS)

533 ....and will be releasing a new Reggae album soon...

I got new found respect for him then.  What he probably found out is that most of the black population's musical tastes in the islands ain't anything like the rap/gangsta shit that goes on here in the US...and they think its stupid to wear your pants with your shorts showing.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:25 PM (sz3vx)

534 I'm still waiting for Arpaio's pres conference to be covered ...  Any day now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 07:25 PM (X3lox)

535 "but I obviously have so much to learn. Is there no one who will help me? I'm not falling for that again." And my absolute best shit fails again. Goddam.

Posted by: Scobface at July 31, 2012 07:25 PM (IoNBC)

536 I don't trust chuck.  I read a lot, you can call me an "autodidact" in many area's, but I go. "Cool"  "Neat" or "I don't get it."    Chuck thinks he's the defining expert on all things.

I guess that's why my memory fell to shit whenever I would visit his site, back when I would visit his site just out of respect.

Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 07:26 PM (YKOnu)

537 Mero, I'm gonna go with spite, although dementia may be in the mix, too.  I remember seeing Vidal on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and thinking he was an insufferable prick way back then.   

Posted by: Theresa Is Ready For Football at July 31, 2012 07:26 PM (KZ249)

538 What they will probably end up with is a big smoking hole in the ground when we drop a few dozen 16 ton deep penetrator bombs on their "impregnable" uranium refining facility. I hope you're right, but the problem is that the Iranians have learned from Osirak and they have distributed portions of their uranium enrichment program all across Iran. An extended military campaign would be required to get all of them. Damnit. This could have been stopped years ago, but alas...

Posted by: Kratos at July 31, 2012 07:26 PM (c1WVm)

539 ."" Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.
Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.""


Hmm, classic moron answer. Get a cute blonde hooker. If they complain about not having lobster you can tell them at least they got to put their shrimp in a barbie.

Posted by: Berserker at July 31, 2012 07:27 PM (FMbng)

540 Here's my favorite Gore Vidal moment... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:28 PM (3yCFy)

541

I think the short story "Visit to a Small Planet" was written by Gore Vidal that I read many years ago, as a child.

 

It was a satire on American politics and culture. Actually pretty funny. And a short story too. Before he got totally cynical and depraved and appeared in "Bob Roberts", and came off as a whiny old man.  And wrote yet another penultimate book about "Lincoln", trying to reveal things that have already been revealed about the most written about President in US  history.

 

If he would have aged less gracefully and become silly and grumpy like William Windom, then he could have played it for laughs and Craig Kilborn would have loved him.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:28 PM (sJTmU)

542
"I have been inviting you since you were still in CA. All you have to do is walk in the front door of Freightliner on exit 36 and ask for Al and multiple beers will follow after which multiple beers will follow."

I am heading out that way tomorrow. I will drop by and make Moron First Contact.

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:28 PM (p39GY)

543 Okay all I must to bed.  Try not to burn the place to the ground this time, okay?

Posted by: alexthechick - seriously SMOD help us at July 31, 2012 07:29 PM (Gk3SS)

544 Welcome to da El Ay, Man! Put your feet up and have some Ganja, Man! No, no, we ain't got no fo nizzle here, Man. You got do downtown for dat stuff, Man.

Posted by: Snoop Lion at July 31, 2012 07:30 PM (t2228)

545 I always thought the longbow vs crossbow thing was started by Brian Dennehy

Couldn't have been Jeff Goldblum or Abe Vigoda

Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (Y7XKa)

546 542 Here's my favorite Gore Vidal moment... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 01, 2012 12:28 AM (3yCFy)


haven't watched it yet...is that the one where he gets shoved around and slapped up by two big titted hookers on the Johnny Carson show?

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (yYKoR)

547

I got new found respect for him then. What he probably found out is that most of the black population's musical tastes in the islands ain't anything like the rap/gangsta shit that goes on here in the US...and they think its stupid to wear your pants with your shorts showing.

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:25 AM (sz3vx)

 

-----------

 

Yep. You're right.

It could very well be some good work.

I actually like Reggae music.

Peter Tosh, some of Marley's stuff.......helluva lot better than most rap music.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (mtRB0)

548

 Try not to burn the place to the ground this time

 

Well, what the hell am I gonna do with this gasoline and lighters I showed up with tonight?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (OWjjx)

549 Man, here I am drunk again.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (OTK2G)

550 Gore Vidal, what took you so long? Rest in Pieces.

Posted by: Cornfed at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (HpTyI)

551 Sifty,

I am expecting you.

Posted by: al zimer at July 31, 2012 07:31 PM (h1lXu)

552 An extended military campaign would be required to get all of them.

Or spies on the inside who tip you off to when shipments to assembly centers are going to happen....and a tomahawk accidentally falls on the convoy.

I would think its not all that hard to turn some of the scientists working on this shit.  I bet Israel has already got several in their pocket.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:32 PM (sz3vx)

553 Night AtC! I'm headed out to folks. A lovely night in my balmy 82 degree house because the AC is broken. I just know boooooshitler is at fault.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at July 31, 2012 07:32 PM (GEICT)

554 #547: No, it's when he was debating William F. Buckley and Buckley decided he'd had enough of being called a "crypto-Nazi".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:32 PM (3yCFy)

555
[Gore Vidal] established himself as a master of talk-show punditry who demolished intellectual rivals like Norman Mailer and William F. Buckley with acidic one-liners.

LA Times



Vidal.
Demolished.
WFB.

OK, sure...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2012 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

556

>>Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.
Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.

 

I didn't see that... you could grill a London Broil. 

 Slice it thin and serve it with the grilled onions (mushrooms and/or  peppers ?).

[or you can rub some country ribs and let them sit overnight and serve with the baby pok choi I mentioned above. Jasmine rice with lime, and cilantro goes well with these.]

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:33 PM (57FSw)

557

I heard Brian Dennehy went on the Atkin's diet and now he spells his last name with only one "n".

 

Well that's what I heard.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:33 PM (sJTmU)

558 Now I'm wondering how many guys wound up stealing those giant floofy hand muffs if the date went south.

Didn't Richard Pryor have a joke about "I'm gonna fuck this couch"

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2012 07:33 PM (DVJEd)

559 HeatherRadish, sorry that vacay is shitty.

Danke.  Tonight sucked slightly less. Corey Hart, baby.

Posted by: HeatherRadish is having a shitty vacation at July 31, 2012 07:33 PM (p+wzI)

560 Man, here I am drunk again.
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 01, 2012 12:31 AM



Well it IS the right place for it.

Posted by: Berserker at July 31, 2012 07:34 PM (FMbng)

561 Buckley was ashamed of himself for that outburst, from what I read

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 07:34 PM (QTHTd)

562 557
>>Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.
Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.

I didn't see that... you could grill a London Broil.
Slice it thin and serve it with the grilled onions (mushrooms and/or peppers ?).
[or you can rub some country ribs and let them sit overnight and serve with the baby pok choi I mentioned above. Jasmine rice with lime, and cilantro goes well with these.]

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2012 12:33 AM (57FSw)


Does anybody grill kebabs anymore?  good way to get your veggies...

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:34 PM (yYKoR)

563 Really someone accused us of being to soft? Really? Really? The Horde?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 07:35 PM (GE1+K)

564 Reggae band, Tiki Bar by the ocean around midnight, fine female company, nothing to do for a few days...

Not quite the same vision if you substitute rap.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:35 PM (sz3vx)

565 I hope your vacation gets better, Heather!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:35 PM (3yCFy)

566 557
>>Besides marinated chicken, brats and burgers, what should I grill.
Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.

I didn't see that... you could grill a London Broil.
Slice it thin and serve it with the grilled onions (mushrooms and/or peppers ?).
[or you can rub some country ribs and let them sit overnight and serve with the baby pok choi I mentioned above. Jasmine rice with lime, and cilantro goes well with these.]

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2012 12:33 AM (57FSw)

Agree,   some good beef hotdogs, everyone loves a hotdog..And baked beans and potato salad fills people up.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:35 PM (OTK2G)

567 He didn't "demolish" Buckley so much as troll him.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 07:36 PM (QTHTd)

568 #562: He shouldn't have been. It was awesome!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:36 PM (3yCFy)

569 good call, P.Warbler I had misremembered Wm.F.Buckley's line as "I'll punch you right in the nose". The actual "I'll cock you in the doGdamn face and you'll stay plastered" is much better

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

570 561 Man, here I am drunk again.


Posted by: lou's a girl at August 01, 2012 12:31 AM



Well it IS the right place for it.

Posted by: Berserker at August 01, 2012 12:34 AM (FMbng)

Haha, love ya, mean it

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:36 PM (OTK2G)

571 Does anybody grill kebabs anymore? good way to get your veggies... We bought some kebab skewers and are waiting for some decent weather ... say October ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 31, 2012 07:36 PM (qmMAj)

572 >>>I didn't see that... you could grill a London Broil. London Broil!? F* that Sh*t! Tri Tip with BBQ

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 07:36 PM (GE1+K)

573 Onion and peppers, slightly crunchy at the edges...yep.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:38 PM (sz3vx)

574 Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 01, 2012 12:12 AM (OWjjx)

Vidal.  I always thought it would be Clemenza.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at July 31, 2012 07:38 PM (zMouK)

575 Even I've been accused of being soft on Islam in here. I guess being soft on Islam includes asserting that half the Qur'an is a forgery and that most of the Companions of the Prophet, also, pulled their doctrines out their rears.

I could perhaps be accused of being soft on Muhammad, but not on Islam, dearie me, no.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 07:39 PM (QTHTd)

576

"They only think they are soon going to have nuclear weapons.

What they will probably end up with is a big smoking hole in the ground when we drop a few dozen 16 ton deep penetrator bombs on their "impregnable" uranium refining facility."

 

 

Either that, or or their precision-quality "it will fit if Allah wills it" components will cause premature detonation while moving the assembled warhead.

 

Either way, I will point and laugh.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 31, 2012 07:39 PM (rKvZm)

577

>>anybody grill kebabs anymore?

 

Yes.  

Satay is also a good grilling option.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:39 PM (57FSw)

578 I can't stand BBQ sauce...I slather everything in mustard...even fries.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:39 PM (sz3vx)

579 London Broil!? F* that Sh*t! Tri Tip with BBQ

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 01, 2012 12:36 AM (GE1+K)

 

Tri tip with worstershire or however you spell it, and salt, pepper, garlic. Delish. makes damn good sammies..

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:40 PM (OTK2G)

580

That clip on You Tube appearing with Buckley reminded me once again why Gore Vidal was such a tedious and unfunny little craphound.  Who could watch that and think he was thoughtful or incisive.

The Viet Cong.  Christ on a cracker, it just reminds me of how stupid and malevolent the Left is in this country. They never fucking learn.

 

It's just like today with SoS Hillary! and President Soetoro Obama Jones being passive aggressive in pushing for Marxist - Islamist revolutionary governments, in this deluded "Arab Spring".  This mess won't get cleaned up until my teenagers are old men.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:40 PM (sJTmU)

581 571 Does anybody grill kebabs anymore? good way to get your veggies...

We bought some kebab skewers and are waiting for some decent weather ... say October ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 01, 2012 12:36 AM (qmMAj)


Really cool idea i got from Popular Mechanics or something...go figure. Get some whole mushrooms - the standard variety works fine- and pop the stems out.   Put the caps on the grill upside down and add a pinch of salt to each one.  When the liquid starts to form they're ready to eat, and it's pretty hard to burn them.  Makes a great appetizer if you like mushrooms.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:42 PM (yYKoR)

582 Tri tip with worstershire or however you spell it, and salt, pepper, garlic. Delish. makes damn good sammies..

It's Worcestershire dear, and you should try some in your Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 07:42 PM (zMouK)

583 RE: the Milton Friedman thread

Here's Milton with a panel of distinguished guests in the early 80sish.  One of the guests is Don "Juan" Rumsfeld.

Posted by: FUBAR at July 31, 2012 07:43 PM (mdhVr)

584 & I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2012 07:43 PM (JMmQ9)

585 Goodnight all. Looking forward to meeting up with Al tomorrow. Should be epic.

Have a safe night. I'll be boring on the twitter thing for a few more minutes. @siftyboones

Catch the tepid!

Posted by: sifty at July 31, 2012 07:44 PM (p39GY)

586


>>>Tri tip with worstershire

 

Zip Sauce.  Watered down if you are using it as a marinade...otherwise, mix it 1:1 with melted butter and drizzle it over your sammich.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:44 PM (57FSw)

587 >>>579 I can't stand BBQ sauce...I slather everything in mustard...even fries. You need to broaden your horizons. Try a mustard based BBQ recipe from South Carolina Instead of a tomato based Kansas City recipe. What? You buy your BBQ sauce t the store? You deserve to suffer then RINO!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 07:44 PM (GE1+K)

588 Yeah, there was the one time I was out birdwatching - not knowing Pam was there - and I saw a couple of the cutest little birdies, so I said, "those are some wonderful, beautiful great tits".

She broke my binoculars :^/

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 07:44 PM (QTHTd)

589

Posted by: model_1066 at August 01, 2012 12:42 AM (yYKoR)

 

This but use finely diced garlic and buter. 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:45 PM (57FSw)

590 #570: It was an awesome line, and Buckley delivered it so calmly, but you could tell he meant it. And Vidal really deserved it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:45 PM (3yCFy)

591 Helluva link there, FUBAR.  

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 31, 2012 07:46 PM (sJTmU)

592 #588: I'm a big fan of vinegar-based Memphis-style sauce, myself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:46 PM (3yCFy)

593 590
Posted by: model_1066 at August 01, 2012 12:42 AM (yYKoR)

This but use finely diced garlic and buter.

Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2012 12:45 AM (57FSw)


I'll try that the next time I fire up the Weber. Sounds good!

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:46 PM (yYKoR)

594 Good night, Alton!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:47 PM (3yCFy)

595 583 Tri tip with worstershire or however you spell it, and salt, pepper, garlic. Delish. makes damn good sammies..

It's Worcestershire dear, and you should try some in your Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Cicero at August 01, 2012 12:42 AM (zMouK)

Damn you Cicero, now I want a bloody mary.. I have vodka, but no tomato juice

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 07:47 PM (OTK2G)

596 Most BBQ is loaded with sugar and I can't do sugar.  Most plain mustard has no sugar.  I also go with the Tabasco style hot sauces a lot, they got no sugar...and when I can find it anything with Habanero peppers in it.

I like hot/spicy food...the hotter the better

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:47 PM (sz3vx)

597 I can't stand BBQ sauce...I slather everything in mustard...even fries.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:39 AM (sz3vx)

Super-dooper burning hot sauce is where it's at - though it's tough to find.  Most hot sauce is made for pussies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 07:47 PM (X3lox)

598 #584: Fun fact about Don Rumsfeld... he's both the youngest and oldest Secretary of Defense we've ever had.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:48 PM (3yCFy)

599 what should I grill.Remember, I can't afford to grill lobster for 16 people.
Posted by: Z Ryan

Fajitas (skirt steak).  Medium/med-hi until done.  Just about idiot proof.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 07:48 PM (N2yhW)

600

>>I'll try that the next time I fire up the Weber

 

Just keep in mind the butter will cause flare up if you overdose them...so stay on your toes.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:49 PM (57FSw)

601 >>I like hot/spicy food...the hotter the better Make you own damn sauce. Sweeten it how you like it. I'll tll you after I get done with the fire roasted peppers in my recipe, it's got enough pep for anyone.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 07:49 PM (GE1+K)

602 #597: I'm with you on that. I'm not a big fan of sweet foods. I like spicy and sour flavors.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:49 PM (3yCFy)

603
And finally, does anyone think Tim Dagget is the Gymnastic equivlant of Dick Button?

Posted by: Solar Flares at July 31, 2012 11:57 PM (9TTOe)


I love Daggets!!!!!!!

Posted by: Boxie at July 31, 2012 07:50 PM (1grxW)

604 Burning hot sauce?  Where you live?  Corner store probably has it around here.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 07:50 PM (N2yhW)

605 597 Most BBQ is loaded with sugar and I can't do sugar. Most plain mustard has no sugar. I also go with the Tabasco style hot sauces a lot, they got no sugar...and when I can find it anything with Habanero peppers in it.

I like hot/spicy food...the hotter the better

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:47 AM (sz3vx)


Me too...when I ask for spicy (real spicy, not gringo spicy) i'm usually disappointed.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:50 PM (yYKoR)

606 Most hot sauce is made for pussies.

Yep.  Most of it you could swill like soda and not even blink...

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:50 PM (sz3vx)

607 Purp- Fries with mustard, grilled cheese with mustard, pickles with mustard.  It's the miracle condiment

Posted by: zeera at July 31, 2012 07:52 PM (XtxRN)

608 Got some garden fresh habanero's waiting to be turned into hot sauce.  Like mine a little vinegary.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 07:52 PM (N2yhW)

609 A Habanero pepper is the food of the gods...mortals must take it in tiny doses or be punished severely.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:52 PM (sz3vx)

610 Hot Pretzels and Mustard

Posted by: David Brenner at July 31, 2012 07:52 PM (57FSw)

611 I like ranch dressing as a french fry sauce.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:53 PM (3yCFy)

612 07 Most hot sauce is made for pussies.

Yep. Most of it you could swill like soda and not even blink...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:50 AM (sz3vx)


Anybody try that Naga Chili vodka yet?  100,000 on the Scoville meter...meh, I bet diesel probably tastes better.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:54 PM (yYKoR)

613 If I get a pickle spear with my sandwich, though, I like to eat that with my fries. Bite of fries, bite of pickle... it's awesome!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:54 PM (3yCFy)

614 Sierra Nevada makes mustard based on their various beers..Yum....

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 07:55 PM (r2PLg)

615 >>>Yep. Most of it you could swill like soda and not even blink... Yeah Dave's is easy enough to get and solves almost every hot problem. Then there's Blair, Santans blood, the source...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 07:55 PM (GE1+K)

616 What sucks is you get something that claims it hot and has Habanero in it, then you find out all they did was kinda wave a Habanero over a vat of the shit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 07:56 PM (sz3vx)

617 It tastes like burning! (favorite Ralph Wiggum line)

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:57 PM (yYKoR)

618 >>>609 Got some garden fresh habanero's waiting to be turned into hot sauce. Like mine a little vinegary. Extracts are the stuff. 30lbs of peppers. 3 oz of sauce.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 07:57 PM (GE1+K)

619 ONT is cookin tonite =3

Posted by: Zakn at July 31, 2012 07:57 PM (Hfieh)

620

Why do they only frost one side of the Pop-Tart?

Surely we have the technological capability to frost BOTH sides, right? 

It can't be that we don't want both sides frosted.   That's just stupid.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 07:57 PM (57FSw)

621 #618: My favorite one is, "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 07:58 PM (3yCFy)

622 617 What sucks is you get something that claims it hot and has Habanero in it, then you find out all they did was kinda wave a Habanero over a vat of the shit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:56 AM (sz3vx)


They usually use pureed carrots as a base for that kind of hot sauce, right?

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:58 PM (yYKoR)

623 Burning hot sauce? Where you live? Corner store probably has it around here.

Posted by: dogfish at August 01, 2012 12:50 AM (N2yhW)



Philly.  You can find really hot sauce, but not at regular stores.  They only have stuff that says "super hot" but isn't.  More like tabasco, maybe a bit hotter.  It's nice, but ... for the ladies

On a related note, for some reason, the spicy stuff for humus (s-choog) does wonders for heartburn.  Eat lots of s-choog every day and you never have to eat any tums or whatever people take for heartburn these days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 07:58 PM (X3lox)

624 622 #618: My favorite one is, "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 01, 2012 12:58 AM (3yCFy)


When a rat runs off with his master key stolen from his dad:  "That pointy kitty took it"

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 07:59 PM (yYKoR)

625 ONT is cookin tonite

ISWYDT.

Posted by: David, concerned Christian conservative concerned that concerning concerns don't concern at July 31, 2012 07:59 PM (pcnpf)

626 Yep. Most of it you could swill like soda and not even blink...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:50 AM (sz3vx)


Which wouldn't be so bad by itself but it's so damn expensive top use half a bottle at one sitting!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)

627 621 ONT is cookin tonite =3

Posted by: Zakn at August 01, 2012 12:57 AM (Hfieh)

 

Yep, cooking, tits, guns, music. Top four ont choices.Not in that order, obviously.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 08:00 PM (OTK2G)

628 #625: That's good, too! So is, "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:00 PM (3yCFy)

629 yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:01 PM (z9HTb)

630 I use jalapenos on sammiches the way other people use lettuce...  I'm impervious to them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:02 PM (sz3vx)

631 lou, I guess in my case "music" is first but then, I am at base a mathematician . . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 08:02 PM (QTHTd)

632 "My cat's breath smells like cat food."   --Classic.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 08:03 PM (N2yhW)

633 Yeah Dave's is easy enough to get and solves almost every hot problem. Then there's Blair, Santans blood, the source...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 01, 2012 12:55 AM (GE1+K)



I got some stuff called "dum dum" sauce, or something like that.  That was hot enough that the bottle lasts a while.  I have had hot sauce that was too hot, also.  That was some experience.  Good to use as pepper spray, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:03 PM (X3lox)

634 Sorry Warbler,  I see you got to that one first.  'Tis my favorite.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 08:04 PM (N2yhW)

635 You know what's good, nacho sliced jalapenos mixed in with potato salad, then toss in a handful of baco-bits. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:04 PM (sz3vx)

636

>>I'm impervious to them.

 

I was like that once...

then one day I ate a Jalapeno and immediately got the hiccups.  Now I can't go near the spicy stuff without it happening.  It's immediate and unstoppable.  Really sucks.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 08:04 PM (57FSw)

637 I use jalapenos on sammiches the way other people use lettuce... I'm impervious to them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 01:02 AM (sz3vx)



Me too.  And Subway will happily put handfuls of jalapenos on your hoagie.  I think they used to lose money with me.  I only ever ran into one Subway person who flagged me on the jalapenos, but he had still put a good amount on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:05 PM (X3lox)

638 #636: That sounds amazing! I must try it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:06 PM (3yCFy)

639 @577 Either that, or or their precision-quality "it will fit if Allah wills it" components will cause premature detonation while moving the assembled warhead.

I am disappointed that our various spokesagencies don't stress this more. Those nukes are dangerous, man. You should be super careful. Sometimes they go off and leave holes in the roof that look just like 16 deep penetrating bunker busters, but don't look at us.

Posted by: comatus at July 31, 2012 08:06 PM (qaVK+)

640 doing some remodeling at my house and found a section of the Denver Post from August 10, 1948...most of the ads seem to be for booze and motor oil. 

here's a classified listing:

'37 74 Harley, good tires, 4 tubes, $325 cash 1226 S. Lipan

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 08:07 PM (yYKoR)

641 I always had to ask for extra tomatoes on Subway sandwiches. They're too dry otherwise, no matter how much of anything else you put on them. It's weird.

I haven't gone there in a few years, though, ever since they screwed over a franchise owner who was called up for active duty in Iraq.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:09 PM (3yCFy)

642 Jalapenos are definitely good, but I don't like their flavor as well as most other peppers.  Not sure why but just don't.  Serranos, pequins, habaneros just taste better to me.  BTW, if anyone was local (DFW), since I can't keep up with my pequin plant this year, I have extra if anyone needed some.  Gonna try growing some from seed next spring.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 08:10 PM (N2yhW)

643 That sounds amazing! I must try it.

Even better is a big glob of that stuff in the middle of a plate with chicken nuggets around the edge.  Take a fork full of stuff, spear a nugget and do them both at the same time

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:10 PM (sz3vx)

644 Most of my cooking involves two or more of the following: Bacon, jalapenoes, green onions, and cheese.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:11 PM (3yCFy)

645 Check out this headline from that '48 Denver Post I found:

"Socialist Candidate Sees Victory for Dewey"

Posted by: model_1066 at July 31, 2012 08:11 PM (yYKoR)

646 Not sure why but just don't.

Simple.  Jalapenos don't have any native flavor, just hotness.  Habaneros and many others are very distinctive in aroma and flavor.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:12 PM (sz3vx)

647 I haven't gone there in a few years, though, ever since they screwed over a franchise owner who was called up for active duty in Iraq.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 01, 2012 01:09 AM (3yCFy)



Just get a small hoagie and make them puts lots of jalapenos on it.  Run them out of business!

They're kind of chintzy with the meat, though. 

What did they do to a franchise owner?  What could they do to an owner?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:12 PM (X3lox)

648 lol, people wanting to shun blu-ray because American gets screwed over on anime with companies being scared of reverse importation

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:13 PM (tw6Ar)

649 #648: When he went in for active duty, they seized his stores. Some VP bought them from the company for like $10K, then sold them for $150K.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:13 PM (3yCFy)

650 599 #584: Fun fact about Don Rumsfeld... he's both the youngest and oldest Secretary of Defense we've ever had.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 01, 2012 12:48 AM (3yCFy)



In a nod to T. H. White, I always think of Rummy as "The Once and Future SecDef".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 08:14 PM (kaalw)

651 Jalapenos don't have any native flavor, just hotness.


They are pretty sweet, actually. They make wine from jalapenos.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:14 PM (z9HTb)

652 #647: I like my jalapenoes pickled.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:14 PM (3yCFy)

653 I shun blu-ray just because DVD is good enough for my equipment. By which I mean my own eyes and ears.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 08:14 PM (QTHTd)

654 >>> Jalapenos don't have any native flavor, just hotness. What? No flavor? Hot? Wrong on both counts.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at July 31, 2012 08:16 PM (GE1+K)

655 Those rumors about me screwing little boys that Ace is repeating are FALSE! No truth whatsoever to them. No one can prove a fucking thing anyway, since I was always careful.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 08:16 PM (bDUMn)

656 Crushed red pepper goes well with tuna salad. My wife, the super WASP introduced me to that.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:16 PM (z9HTb)

657 I shun blu-ray just because DVD is good enough for my equipment. By which I mean my own eyes and ears.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 01, 2012 01:14 AM (QTHTd)


you must have some fucking horrible sight then

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:16 PM (tw6Ar)

658 Evening fapsters. Too lazy to read all the comments. What's going on?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2012 08:16 PM (QsoR/)

659 When he went in for active duty, they seized his stores. Some VP bought them from the company for like $10K, then sold them for $150K.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 01, 2012 01:13 AM (3yCFy)



Never heard that.  That sounds weird.  I guess he was not an owner but an operator or something?  Either way, that's fucked up, for sure.  I used to have a subway on the ground floor of my apartment building, so it was super-convenient (except for their crappy hours) but now I live in the suburbs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 08:17 PM (X3lox)

660 I'll take crushed red pepper and layer it on a pizza thick...as much as will stick to the cheese.  I love that shit...

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:17 PM (sz3vx)

661 Evening fapsters. Too lazy to read all the comments. What's going on?


What? Boobs?

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:18 PM (z9HTb)

662 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:18 PM (4ixH5)

663 Amateur drive-by troll earlier...now we're food blogging.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (sz3vx)

664 I'm trying to find a link to the story now. It was a while back, so it's taking me some time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (3yCFy)

665 Hellooooo....

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (4ixH5)

666 ....and?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (kaalw)

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (4ixH5)

668 Magic number?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (QsoR/)

669

Jalapeno juice is good in a marinade.

And I hate sweet barbeque sauce too.

 

Just came in from watering...moving sprinklers around.

Damn this drought.

The needles on our pine trees are starting to twist....which is a bad sign.

I've been watering them, but it was 110 today, and been above 100 so many days now, I've lost count.

 

Big ole moon tonight.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (mtRB0)

670 Aw, crap. Shoulda hit "return" sooner.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (kaalw)

671 And the magic number goes to -

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 08:19 PM (QTHTd)

672 Damn

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2012 08:20 PM (QsoR/)

673

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 01:17 AM (sz3vx)

 

One of my favorite pizzas to make is a paper thin crust, light sauce, fresh garlic, sauted red onion, and crushed red pepper.  No cheese.  Just a light sprinkling of grated parm.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 08:21 PM (57FSw)

674 Robert, dude, really

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 08:21 PM (OTK2G)

675 I need to go back up in my attic...my drill's battery is done recharging....

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:21 PM (sz3vx)

676 OK gonna go smoke a cig. Robert is on the ont, all is right on aos..

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 08:23 PM (OTK2G)

677 Howdy, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:25 PM (4ixH5)

678 When I order pizza, I like to call Pudge Brothers for a jalapeno and bacon pizza.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:26 PM (3yCFy)

679 12 Republicans are the ONLY people who could lose an election like this. The ONLY people.

And that's something special. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

***************

I find your lack of confidence.....disturbing.

Posted by: Darth Vader at July 31, 2012 08:28 PM (FNV+6)

680 Ok, back to sleep. Nite nite.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2012 08:29 PM (QsoR/)

681 678 Howdy, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 01:25 AM (4ixH5)

Hi, rain coming down a bit. Not a lot, but dont need to water for the next couple days which is nice.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 08:29 PM (OTK2G)

682 Okay, I just had to suck it up.

Avant was too damn slow.

SRWare Iron/Chrome doesn't play well with others on this machine for some reason and goes apoplectic when I open all this inner'stin link from Insty.

So...Firefox 14 it is.

*Sigh*

Well, maybe it won't be so bad.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:29 PM (4ixH5)

683

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 01, 2012 01:29 AM (OTK2G)


Send some my way, kthnx.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:30 PM (4ixH5)

684 Well, maybe it won't be so bad.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)



.....he says as he drops trou and bends over the desk.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2012 08:31 PM (kaalw)

685 I may have misled on the pepper for tuna salad. Pepperocini, maybe? Not the dry flakes. Something about the consistency of relish.


Now I want a sammich.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:31 PM (z9HTb)

686

I think what pisses me off about this little screed from Gellar-Spence-IOTW...about how Ace and WZ "don't talk about jihad and sharia enough".....

....is that around here, it's sort of a 'given'....a baseline...that sharia sucks, the jihadis are murdering baby-rapers....and islam is a totalitarian form of government, masquerading as a religion.

It goes without saying.

It's.....understood.

Most of us share in a simmering disdain for it.

So there's no need to be flogging it....night and day.

 

There's that.

And then...there's the fact that so many of the commenters here are either veterans, active, have ties to the military...or have family that are active duty.

So there is a large contingent of folks here who have actually paid some fucking dues to the cause.

 

So for these 'blog police' snobs to get their delicate sensibilities all in a dither about some perceived lack of mention....some sense of "not enough".....well, it just pisses me off to no end.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 08:31 PM (mtRB0)

687 Just came in from watering...moving sprinklers around.
Damn this drought.
The needles on our pine trees are starting to twist....which is a bad sign.
I've been watering them, but it was 110 today, and been above 100 so many days now, I've lost count.

Big ole moon tonight.

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2012 01:19 AM (mtRB0)

 

Sorry for my rain comment, swear did not see your comment when I made it. Hope you get some rain soon.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 08:34 PM (OTK2G)

688 Agreed, Wheatie!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:34 PM (3yCFy)

689 ....is that around here, it's sort of a 'given'....a baseline...thatsharia sucks, the jihadis are murdering baby-rapers....andislam is atotalitarian form of government, masquerading as a religion.
It goes without saying.
It's.....understood.



Why don't you like jihad? It's fabulous!

Posted by: suicide bomber getting his rectum widened at July 31, 2012 08:35 PM (z9HTb)

690 It can be shown using facts and figures that America has no distinctly native criminal class, except Congress.

Suppose you are an idiot. And suppose you are a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself.

Posted by: Mark Twain at July 31, 2012 08:35 PM (pcnpf)

691 wheatie: yeah, that.

So - happy thoughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oygfIljOf7k

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 31, 2012 08:36 PM (QTHTd)

692

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 01, 2012 01:34 AM (OTK2G)

 

Oh hey...no worries.

I love hearing about rain...it's nice that somebody is getting some.

Here's hoping we get some too, before too long.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 08:36 PM (mtRB0)

693 Well, maybe it won't be so bad.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)


lol


also WTF Yahoo, you take a misstep in not having Hope Solo in your list of hot Olympians. Thankfully, you do have Lolo on there so I guess its' a bit of a wash

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:37 PM (tw6Ar)

694 .....he says as he drops trou and bends over the desk.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 01, 2012 01:31 AM (kaalw)


*Bites lip, closes eyes*

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:38 PM (4ixH5)

695 Baby got back!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/locobone/2386909578/

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:39 PM (z9HTb)

696 Bah! I can't find seem to find that Subway story I was looking for. I clearly remember it, but none of the search terms I've tried are getting me there. I'll have to try some more later. For now, I need to get some sleep. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 31, 2012 08:41 PM (3yCFy)

697

Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2012 01:39 AM (z9HTb)


and think of how tight that ass has to be at entry point

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:42 PM (tw6Ar)

698 and think of how tight that ass has to be at entry point


I'm thinking about defecting to Canada.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2012 08:44 PM (z9HTb)

699 Backing up a server so keep dropping in and out of the thread.  Once done, I'm probably hitting the sack.  Y'all have a good night.

Posted by: dogfish at July 31, 2012 08:44 PM (N2yhW)

700 I want Bible Black on blu-ray

though we are supposed to get a live action film though thats been talked about for a few years now

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:45 PM (tw6Ar)

701 Please, no rain until I get the siding and trim back on my dormer.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 31, 2012 08:45 PM (IlZPo)

702 597 Most BBQ is loaded with sugar and I can't do sugar.

Everything is fucking loaded with sugar.  Gahhhh!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2012 08:47 PM (36d9+)

703 Happiness: drilling 3 holes through top plates in the attic, looking down through them and seeing daylight coming through from the low voltage wall box holes you cut earlier downstairs.  Measure twice, cut once baby.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:50 PM (sz3vx)

704 Posted by: fluffy at August 01, 2012 01:39 AM (z9HTb) I've been saying that since the athletes seem to be wearing less and less since time goes on we can expect within our lifetimes the Olympics to once again be played completely in the nude. And looking at that ass I can only lament that that time is not now.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:50 PM (4ixH5)

705 Everything is fucking loaded with sugar. Gahhhh!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2012 01:47 AM (36d9+)


no it's not, it's loaded with HFC

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:50 PM (tw6Ar)

706 Beer gone, tired, and gotta go pay bills and run errands tommorow. God Bless. Hope everyone has a good rest of the week.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 31, 2012 08:51 PM (OTK2G)

707 within our lifetimes the Olympics to once again be played completely in the nude.

Been there, done that

Posted by: the Greeks at July 31, 2012 08:51 PM (QTHTd)

708 Hey, you see that trash over there?

Yeah, look at how it's dressed. What a dirty little thing. It's just sitting there asking for it.

Just go over there. Take it, right there on the lawn. Who cares who might be watchin'...

Posted by: Captain Morgan (douchebag alcohol) at July 31, 2012 08:51 PM (rCzry)

709

Blackstrap molasses is a good 'binder' to add to barbeque sauce.

It's not very sweet.

Doesn't take much of it either.....to lend the desired thickening and stick-to-the-meat texture to the sauce....without making it sweet.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 08:53 PM (mtRB0)

710 Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 08:53 PM (4ixH5)

711 And looking at that ass I can only lament that that time is not now.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)



http://tinyurl.com/czck865

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:55 PM (tw6Ar)

712 derp, not the remix I wanted. Needed Lack of Afro's remix (which I can't find online)

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 08:58 PM (tw6Ar)

713 Fructose is a "sugar", supposedly a complex one that takes some digesting to turn into usable glucose.  Sucrose and Dextrose are less complex and digest faster.

I keep waiting for someone to come up with an economical way to separate Levose from bulk Dextrose...that will rock.  Levose is a stereo-isomer of Dextrose (i.e. identical formula and molecular layout but a mirror image molecule).  Humans don't have enzymes needed to to digest Levose, so it would taste sweet, act like Dextrose in cooking, but have no calories we can metabolically process.

All bulk Dextrose contains some small percentage of Levose.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 08:58 PM (sz3vx)

714 706 Everything is fucking loaded with sugar. Gahhhh!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2012 01:47 AM (36d9+)

no it's not, it's loaded with HFC
////
WTFE.  I don't want my BBQ sauce or ketchup sweet.  When I want sweet, I eat fruit.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2012 09:00 PM (36d9+)

715 Wow, the dhimmi NYT running a story about Islamists stoning a couple to death?  Was there a sudden gravity shift I missed or something?

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 09:05 PM (sz3vx)

716 Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 01:58 AM (sz3vx)


You know what I meant (break it down and there is a shit ton of different sugars).


Personally, though there isn't supposed to be much different, HFC never gives me that full feeling that I get from something like cane sugar. And as for BBQ sauces, vinegar based sauces on the side are the way to go, not slathered on when grilling as that covers up the taste of the meat. On the flip side, it covers up the taste of the meat

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 09:05 PM (tw6Ar)

717 damn, guess I should have ordered the Kingdom Hearts CE. Going for some nice money

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 09:07 PM (tw6Ar)

718 http://tinyurl.com/czck865 Posted by: The Dude at August 01, 2012 01:55 AM (tw6Ar) Woik blocked. *Tear*

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 09:12 PM (4ixH5)

719 you're not missing much, it's Flevans remix of Regal's The Mack Song which strips the best part of the song, the vocals out

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 09:15 PM (tw6Ar)

720 Out of curiosity I did a count of the stories on I Own The World's main page. Out of 17 items only 2 of them were concerned with Islam in any specific way. A bunch of the items were stuff that also ran here, like the insane beast thinking his woman was doing Romney.

Wow, focused like laser on that Islam problem, guys. Are you going to denounce yourselves for being pretty much like the site you've denounced?

Posted by: epobirs at July 31, 2012 09:21 PM (kcfmt)

721 Well the Horde is HOT tonight. Nothing like a good troll stomping to warm the heart and get the juices flowing. AlexTheChick ... Jar Jar al Akhbar made me snort and spew my giggle juice at the same time. The only thing missing tonight were stumpy boots. Thanks for all the laughs to AtC and the rest.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 31, 2012 09:24 PM (jts1f)

722 Ha, ha, ha...the Palm Beach Post (i.e. Pravda in Paradise)  whining about all the money involved in West's district 18 race.

http://tinyurl.com/boppdvg

The big money Dem challenger used to be a Republican squish and has donated over $2K to Romney in the past...that'll go over real will with the local moonbats...

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 09:24 PM (sz3vx)

723 #701

Not holding my breath on that one. Some things are better left animated.

Just started Freezing. I think I'll leave that out of the BDs I'm making for my niece.

Posted by: epobirs at July 31, 2012 09:25 PM (kcfmt)

724 Wiesmuller's Tarzan yell is a throat mangler, I cannot work out how he was able to do that but its such an iconic, astounding sound. Plus, the first Tarzan movie is really hot. Jane in strip of fabric with no underwear and swimming nude. Yeahp.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2012 09:30 PM (r4wIV)

725 #701

Not holding my breath on that one. Some things are better left animated.

Just started Freezing. I think I'll leave that out of the BDs I'm making for my niece.

Posted by: epobirs at August 01, 2012 02:25 AM (kcfmt)


how is Freezing? The fact that it was censored always made me skip it which is a shame as the manga was a lot of fun to read

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 09:31 PM (tw6Ar)

726

Perhaps Ace will feel compelled to post an obligatory "Islam Sucks" thread each day for a while.....to appease the blog police.

 

Then we can all wave to the Dhimi patrol....to show them that we agree, that yes indeed....islam does suck.

 

"Hello, Pamela"

"Hello, BigFurHat"

"Hello, Spence"

"Yes sirree...that islam, it sure does suck....and the jihadis do too!"

"Are we doing it right?"

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 09:33 PM (mtRB0)

727 The blog war talk puts me in mind of the great global email flame war of '98. Back before the IT department was smart enough to remove the "send/reply all" to tens of thousands of employees in 100+ countries, some dingbat demanded to know who stole her stapler. The sarcastic responses were priceless in themselves but when the managers start chiming in with the "stop replying to all" demands, by replying to all, the silliness reached epic proportions. As the flame war rolled through the time zones, the sound of crashing servers and howls of snark-induced laughing could be heard around the world.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 31, 2012 09:35 PM (jts1f)

728 I usually lurk at night when I'm working but I'm going to de-lurk for a moment to tell all of you that tonight's ONT has been a hoot.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 09:36 PM (xY0V5)

729 Wow, focused like laser on that Islam problem, guys. Are you going to denounce yourselves for being pretty much like the site you've denounced? Posted by: epobirs at August 01, 2012 02:21 AM (kcfmt) I did a search of their site for "goatfucker" and found only 38 results. AoS? 691. They're practically dhimmis!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 09:36 PM (bxiXv)

730 http://tinyurl.com/ck42ozy

I've noticed this bit of teh stoopid creeping around here and there.  Fred answers nicely.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

731 They're practically dhimmis!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2012 02:36 AM (bxiXv)


Maybe you could help me, sir.  Do I pay my jizya here or at the next counter?

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

732

They're practically dhimmis!

 

Pikers.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 09:40 PM (mtRB0)

733 still really wish Freedom would get a blu re-release without all the bonus stuff. Haven't seen it since it came out and I really want a legit copy in my collection but without spending $80 for it

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 09:46 PM (tw6Ar)

734 Maybe you could help me, sir. Do I pay my jizya here or at the next counter? Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 02:40 AM (4ixH5) You pay it here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/d58np6y

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 09:48 PM (bxiXv)

735 http://tinyurl.com/c3yxfc6

Yep.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)

736 Fred spiked that shit pretty well.  Shit -- ALL of the people who crafted the constitution had by definition been citizens of another country with parents being citizens of another country.  Obviously, the ones that went on to become president were "qualified" under that freshly minted constitution.  Doh.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 09:49 PM (sz3vx)

737 You pay it here:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/d58np6y

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2012 02:48 AM (bxiXv)


So...I can pay the next 12 months in advance, right?

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

738 Geller and Spencer and especially Schlussel take themselves far too seriously. I am a rabid anti-jihadi and I get my daily dose from The Jawa Report where they address this very important issue but maintain a sense of humor while doing it. I come here for the balance of news from the front, news of the political, and the Horde's snark. Tonight's thread was a hoot but I must sign off now. Good night all and thanks for all the fish!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 31, 2012 09:53 PM (jts1f)

739 http://tinyurl.com/crewp9q This is cool.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

740 In this entire conversation about Sharia Law, the phrase Sharia Law is only included once.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 31, 2012 09:56 PM (tsC/8)

741

 

Oh man.....four half grown raccoons out back, scrounging in the droppings of seeds and nuts, where we put our bird feeders in the daytime.

Not one, not two.....four of them.

Poor things.

Everything down in the woods is dried up....creek's all dried up...there's no food out there.

I was about to open the back door.

My big doggeh was all poised to charge out there.

That would've been a mess.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 09:57 PM (mtRB0)

742 #726

I got an uncensored version. (Got it from TPB this morning.) It's sort of generic in the way that all Ecchi tends to be, using a quickly absorbed premise to get the sax and violins happening. But you could say that about most anime, that most of it can be slotted into a dozen themes.

In this case, you have the same theme as Evangelion, viewed broadly. Alien invasion being fought of by youth put through a grueling program to make them super-weapons. In this case we have teenage girls as the frontline warriors and somewhat younger males as their supporters who enhance their power. So this gives us Amazon fighting duels for rank and to bind the most promising Limiters (whose primary function is the eponymous 'freezing' against their enemies) in the school.

The lead character is the younger brother of the fighter who struck the decisively blow in the last big attack. The female lead is a prodigiously constructed student rapidly establishing herself as the most promising talent in the school but she has an aversion to being touched from some past trauma. Naturally, the two leads are introduced when he accidentally motorboats her amazing cleavage.

From what I've seen sofar, I can imagine production meetings with a dry erase board showing two categories to make sure everyone remembers where Ecchi ends and hentai begins.

So I like it in a way I wouldn't mention in many other venues.

Posted by: epobirs at July 31, 2012 10:00 PM (kcfmt)

743 "91 I mean, geezus, Jawa Report deserves MUCH MORE traffic/credit/attention than they get, imho. Don't see them whining about it."

Absolutely!!!
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/

Posted by: Shohuff at July 31, 2012 10:06 PM (jo0fs)

744 Got Jawa on my Twitter feed.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 10:09 PM (4ixH5)

745 742 Oh man.....four half grown raccoons out back, scrounging in the droppings of seeds and nuts, where we put our bird feeders in the daytime. Not one, not two.....four of them. Poor things. Everything down in the woods is dried up....creek's all dried up...there's no food out there. I was about to open the back door. My big doggeh was all poised to charge out there. That would've been a mess. --------------------------- Wheatie- Birds have been flocking to my backyard fish pond in spite of my jihadi kittehs.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 10:09 PM (xY0V5)

746

740 http://tinyurl.com/crewp9q

This is cool.

 

---------------

 

Yeah. That is cool.

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 10:10 PM (mtRB0)

747 #728

I recall one place I did a contract stint at was merciless on people who did that. If someone sent a complaint to the entire global organization withing about five minutes there would be at least a thousand replies to the effect of 'I AM SPARTACUS!'

Towards the end, before they eliminated the option for all but a tiny number of staff, I'm pretty sure people were starting these battles on purpose to see if they could kill the mail server. Things were kind of slow and big layoffs were expected, so interest ran high in nihilistic sport.

Posted by: epobirs at July 31, 2012 10:12 PM (kcfmt)

748

Posted by: Soona at August 01, 2012 03:09 AM (xY0V5)

 

I've had all sorts of critters lately, Soona....coming for water, mostly.

I think they must smell the moisture.

There have been big Hawks come in too....that sit for a while under the sprinklers.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 10:13 PM (mtRB0)

749 having a swarm of 4 jenners rustling about your feet is no fun

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 10:16 PM (tw6Ar)

750 What's a 'jenner'?

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 10:20 PM (mtRB0)

751 A Mech

Posted by: Zakn at July 31, 2012 10:23 PM (KJXYt)

752 What's a 'jenner'?

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2012 03:20 AM (mtRB0)


light mech in Battletech/Mechwarrior. When your sitting in a slow ass boat, 4 Jenners fuck you up as you can't really hit them

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 10:23 PM (tw6Ar)

753 Mechwarrior Online really has devolved into 3 Jenners, 2 Atlas and 2 Awesome (though you might get a Catapult taking a spot of an Awesome)

Posted by: The Dude at July 31, 2012 10:26 PM (tw6Ar)

754

752, 753

Ah. ...Thanks.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 10:28 PM (mtRB0)

755 I think Big Fur Hat has a point.  A point that Ace seems to have missed.

See their update for what I'm referring to.

This whole thing is pretty pathetic, as far as I'm concerned.  But I guess that's what happens when egos are involved....

Posted by: thebronze at July 31, 2012 10:29 PM (Iy/1E)

756 Well, I'm done.  Attic work kicks the shit out of you quick, and I've been sick as a dog all week.  I badly need a shower and a nap...and maybe some nice opiates.  Sweet sweet opiates.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 31, 2012 10:32 PM (sz3vx)

757 Sorry to hear you've been sick, @PurpAv.....that sucks.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 10:40 PM (mtRB0)

758 Good night, Purple.  Sleep well and get better soon.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 10:42 PM (4ixH5)

759 http://reason.com/24-7/2012/08/01/gore-vidal-reported-dead-at-86 Gore Vidal's dead.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)

760 Posted by: thebronze at August 01, 2012 03:29 AM (Iy/1E) Jaysus. As was pointed out Over There, PG has a bee in her bonnet about Ace, and that Bee goes on meth binges every once in a while. Ace avoids the issue by avoiding her. They live in the same town, have run into each other, and did *not* hit it off, he doesn't want to be involved in drama. He made a clumsy joke, she went all o.O, bad scene. So yes, he does not link to her site a lot. Not a conspiracy, just doesn't need drama. She and BFH dragged him in anyway on the whole "Perry's Going To Turn Our Kids Over To The Muslims" kerfluffle. He was understandably not happy. And BFH was all O.o over that, too. Totally not blaming Ace for not wanting to dip his toes in that pool. Also, Maet wrote the post, not Ace.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 10:59 PM (bxiXv)

761 I mean, seriously, it's like we don't have bad enough enemies in The Real World, we have to manufacture them online and nurture grievances like they were beautiful flowers. And don't try to turn that one around, the heat is coming primarily from one direction here, and has been for *years*. Put some ice on that, as Clinton would say. As far as us being uncouth, freakin' A. We're Morons.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:03 PM (bxiXv)

762 She was trying to say that Ace called her Atlas Juggs. That was just the Horde, not Ace.

Posted by: Zakn at July 31, 2012 11:09 PM (t20SK)

763 391 The Longbows thing started when I made a sarcastic reference to agincourt on that thread. It was the last thread of the night, there weren't always ONT's, and a bunch of us midnight clubbers would just use the most recent post to talk about whatever. Ed Snate started the conversation, based on my sarcast reference to agincourt I think. Since Ed and I were the only ones at the time who knew certain things about eachother, he asked me if I would prefer the English Longbow, or the creten, I think creten, Crossbow. The foundation of the discussion, and it was a serious historical discussion at first, about the power of penetration, Crossbows, or the volume of fire and range that comes with the English Longbow. It was less us ignoring ace, as just talking around him when he came back to the thread, after the thread was basically dead. I know me and Ed were banned. Though quickly re-instated. Posted by: Douglas at July 31, 2012 11:46 PM (YKOnu) ********** Hey, Douglas, are you the guy formerly known as "Wicked Pinto"? The "bitch breaker"?

Posted by: Grammar Police at July 31, 2012 11:20 PM (54sbf)

764 (pokes thread with stick)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:35 PM (bxiXv)

765 Leave me alone I'm trying to sleep for fucks sake

Posted by: Thread at July 31, 2012 11:44 PM (CGUtg)

766 (leaves thread alone)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:48 PM (bxiXv)

767 *Rummmages through thread's pockets*

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 11:58 PM (4ixH5)

768 The extra "m" is to emphasize the thoroughness of the rummaging.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2012 11:59 PM (4ixH5)

769 Pick at loose thread on thread.

Oops.

Posted by: epobirs at July 31, 2012 11:59 PM (kcfmt)

770 #769

Powerful 4WD manly rummaging.

Grrr.

Posted by: epobirs at August 01, 2012 12:00 AM (kcfmt)

771 *Puts thread's hand in a warm container of water*

*Puts shaving cream in the other*

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 12:01 AM (4ixH5)

772 #658

I always wonder about such 'good enough' statements. My mother is 83, has had cataract surgery on both eyes, and began watching on a $0" 1080p monitor a little over a year ago.

She now instinctively seeks out the 4xx range on the channel guide because that is where all of the HD content lives. She's no videophile but she knows which version of CBS has a hotter looking Simon Baker for her to admire.

Posted by: epobirs at August 01, 2012 12:10 AM (kcfmt)

773 What the? That should be 40". Stupid shift key.

Posted by: epobirs at August 01, 2012 12:11 AM (kcfmt)

774 Ding Dong, the thread is dead,
Mean old thread, it was a thread
Ding Dong, the ONT is dead

Posted by: Munchkins singing in unison at August 01, 2012 12:15 AM (pcnpf)

775 Grrr, can't sleep, too soon for more opiates.  Maybe I need to put on some Obama speeches, that should knock me right out...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:16 AM (yuLyM)

776 This is for my homies
<unzips pants>
<pulls dick out>
<pisses on thread>

Posted by: The Dude at August 01, 2012 12:19 AM (tw6Ar)

777 ...or chug a few energy drinks and call it an all nighter...

The NY Post is making out like the Romney aid slapping around the media is something horrible...rather than a plus.

I just commented using my FB sock.  Jump in and stir the shit too.

http://tinyurl.com/d653sj7

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:22 AM (yuLyM)

778 Seriously though, what do YOU think does a better job of dealing with the problem of jihad? A) A post that has THE WHOLE THING IN CAPS AND 48 POINT TYPE IN YELLOW ON A PINK BACKGROUND! or B) A post with the headline "Jihadist killed from lack of access to free contraception and hellfire missile enema, but mostly from hellfire missile enema." along with war pr0n pictures so we can vicariously gloat at this asshole being sent off to report to Allah?

I know that I vote for B).

Posted by: A sockpuppet, a sockpuppet, my kingdom for a sockpuppet at August 01, 2012 12:24 AM (pcnpf)

779 Wow, the NY Post must have someone sitting on that story...my comment was yanked instantly.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:28 AM (yuLyM)

780 http://tinyurl.com/cjctjj3

Stephen Moore writes a nice tribute to Milton Friedman for his centannary.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 12:34 AM (4ixH5)

781 THE WHOLE THING IN CAPS AND 48 POINT TYPE IN YELLOW ON A PINK BACKGROUND!

I find that kinda shit incredibly annoying.  It pretty much drives me away from any sites that do it.  It shows a poor grasp of human factors, usability, etc.  Some people are color blind and can't see things unless they're very contrasty...like ummm black on white, or black on light gray.  People see garish colors in web page text as simply a distraction.

I have a red/green color blindness (which about 10% of the male population has), so I'm pretty sensitive to this kind of thing. 

The occasional red/dark blue on white heading is OK as a highlight.  It doesn't take much to draw attention, just be a little different or go a few points larger on a font.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:35 AM (yuLyM)

782 <pisses on thread>

Posted by: The Dude at August 01, 2012 05:19 AM (tw6Ar)


No more Bible Black for you.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 12:36 AM (4ixH5)

783 my comment was yanked instantly.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 05:28 AM (yuLyM)


That's not the only thing gettin' yanked right now.


http://tinyurl.com/bspefos

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 12:37 AM (4ixH5)

784 Rise Thread! Rise!

Posted by: Random Prisoner at August 01, 2012 12:38 AM (CGUtg)

785 I see black pastors have come out again against SCoaMF for his stand on gay marriage. Poor babies! Hows it feel to be trapped on the plantation now? And why are they taking it out on SCoaMF? It's the party platform now! hahahaha, dupes.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 01, 2012 12:41 AM (iYvMQ)

786 I just heard that harry reid buggers dead adolescent boy goats.  some investor said it so it is probably true.

Posted by: jc at August 01, 2012 12:46 AM (ufJKx)

787 Ha, ha, ha... The occutards tried to make a go of it in Frankfurt Germany and are getting shutdown by the city.  Looks like they owe a shitload of money for services, were themselves "occupied" by a bunch of homeless who pitched tents in the occupy camp, and have managed to nurture an outbreak of rats and generally fetid conditions.  The city decided its had enough.

http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,16134726,00.html

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:48 AM (yuLyM)

788 So when is the DoJ going to subpoena Harry Reid in regard to his deep connections with Jerry Sandusky?

Posted by: epobirs at August 01, 2012 12:50 AM (kcfmt)

789 I just heard that harry reid buggers dead adolescent boy goats. some investor said it so it is probably true.

Posted by: jc at August 01, 2012 05:46 AM (ufJKx)


O.O

Posted by: Adolescent Boy Goat headed for the gallows at August 01, 2012 12:52 AM (4ixH5)

790 it is never a good time to be a dead adolescent boy goat.

Posted by: jc at August 01, 2012 12:56 AM (ufJKx)

791 Harry Reid is the drug lord supplying all the meth to the south west.  How do I know this?  Some guy in a Walmart checkout line told me. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 12:57 AM (yuLyM)

792 Harry Reid doesn't have clothing in his closet, he's got a dozen tranny dwarfs locked up in cages that he tortures and sexes up.  Some guy told me he had pictures....

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 01:00 AM (yuLyM)

793 Harry Reid has a two inch penis.

I know, I've gone down on it.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2012 01:04 AM (4ixH5)

794 794 Harry Reid has a two inch penis.

I know, I've gone down on it.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2012 06:04 AM (4ixH5)


===


once he passed it, did you find out what was in it?

Posted by: jc at August 01, 2012 01:07 AM (ufJKx)

795 once he passed it, did you find out what was in it?

Posted by: jc at August 01, 2012 06:07 AM (ufJKx)


Syphilis.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2012 01:08 AM (4ixH5)

796 I once talked to a guy who once talked to a guy who said he worked in a smut shop.  he said harry reid bought a vietnamese spinfuck chair for his dead adolescent boy goat.

Posted by: jc at August 01, 2012 01:12 AM (ufJKx)

797 Aaaaaaannnndddddd I'm out.

Good night, JC.

Good night, Dude, Epo, Purple Avenger, Adriane at home dreaming of Ben Browder roofing her new old house, Hal, Mero and any lurkers quietly awaiting the coming of our new Islamic overlords.  Remember, the jizya is paid at the middle and end of every month.

Good night, ONT.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)

798 Weird thing about Harry Ried is, even though he's gay, his staff says he constantly berates gay members of his staff.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 01, 2012 01:25 AM (iYvMQ)

799 Hi. I'm back from oblivion for this one, even if ace objects my presence on his site. I actually agree with them about Hotair. The second they got mainstream, they dropped anything anti-Jihadi so not to offend the Muzzies. Fuck Hotgas. Ace and WZ, OTOH, are not linking Pamela and Spenser because of Perry being a Jihad enabler conspiracy. That's their right, though the whole issue could have been solved under friendly terms (if not for Pamela's shrillness and stupidity). Pamela is an activist, not just a blogger, and activists shouldn't crap on bloggers - because bloggers are the ones who circulate activists' ideas. But she's stupid, she starts fights with just about everyone, and she loses audience. It's not about ideology, it's about character. She couldn't find a man because of her assertive and unmeek attitude, and now she'll lose her hobby for it as well. She's one of those people who will never say "I was wrong", and instead double down on the wrong.

Posted by: Juicer at August 01, 2012 01:30 AM (GkoPj)

800 Also, I'm tired of people shouting "I am Spartacus".

Posted by: Juicer at August 01, 2012 01:31 AM (GkoPj)

801 Talk around the Senate water cooler is that Harry Reid has a spot out by his pomagranate grove where he ties his black servants and beats them for the slightest infraction.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 01, 2012 01:36 AM (iYvMQ)

802 Somebody wake Vic up..  This Pamela "who thefuck cares what she thinks" Gellar shit is getting old. 

Yeah, Ace is not talking about sharia because of Perry... Um.. Here's a cup of hot steaming STFU, now let's deal with the Communist in the White house first.. MmmmK?

Posted by: catman at August 01, 2012 01:50 AM (NYdB8)

803 They also say Harry Rieds maid Rosa flinches every time he walks past her. Don't know what thats about.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 01, 2012 01:50 AM (iYvMQ)

804 I heard the grade school kids touring the Senate whispered "there he is" and started pointing and giggling..

Posted by: catman at August 01, 2012 01:53 AM (YKUmW)

805 Harry Rieds nephew was just arrested for destroying his girlfriends laptop and punching her in the face over an ad she saw of Romney.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 01, 2012 01:57 AM (iYvMQ)

806 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 01, 2012 02:33 AM (1EUmb)

807 First Amendment "Gone too far"?
Rather, swatting gone too far.
Blog Swat Effect

Revisionist-PC right wing blogs unite to promote IslamoPC vs. the scholar Robert Spencer, target the take down of agitator Pamela Geller's Atlas Shrugs.

Why is she so bent on Sharia's denunciation? Most obviously, she sees the Islamic onslaught v. female gender. Women as second class citizens must be grateful that they are not simply still mere property.

And the male Republican response remains STFU, "who the fuck cares what she thinks" old shit. As if that self defeating response doesn't feed the GOP WAR ON WOMEN mantra. You want to get Obama out of the White House, expose his administration's wars as determined genocide of every weaker population, that includes the "survival" of victimized Middle Eastern women and children via the Islamist slave trade. There's plenty of innocent blood spilled there from Obama's administration's hand. But that has nothing to do with 2012 electoral campaign?

If it's victory we're all intent to achieve, then don't attack an ally in order to feel justified in the ignorant mindset of ONE VOICE Obama's way. Spencer has his hill. Support his rights; support your own. At least don't sabotage an ally because his specialty is beyond your brain to comprehend, appreciate or even TOLERATE.

As far as popularity contests go, I don't put much stock in beauty pageants. If the shoe fits, enjoy wearing it, Cinderella.
...

iOwnTheWorld, Big Fur Hat:

Robert Spencer’s, position is that the top level blogs are slowly buying into the notion that we have to watch what we say because insulting “moderate Islam” would  mean we’re unhinged and we have “gone too far,” a phrase I saw a lot in the AoS comments section.
UPDATE 3- Robert Spencer confirms my suspicions. This is distressing.

Weasel did not participatie in Everyone Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day, the name Brett Kimberlin and Weasel Zippers do not appear together in a Google search, nor does the term SWATing or Swatting. Using the search feature on his blog doesn’t produce any matches for either entry either. That sounds like a guy interested in making a career from blogging. No need for his blog to get on a serial litigator’s radar, letting all the other schmucks do that story.

Posted by: go figure at August 01, 2012 03:12 AM (BAnPT)

808 Whew, for a second there i got mixed up n thought brigitte gabriel had posted pictures of herself n a bikini online n was highly disappointed noone told me. Now thats an anti-jihadi i could get behind.

Posted by: Infidelswine at August 01, 2012 03:39 AM (8EaMe)

809 Heh, Trulia says 25-30 minutes for my 6 minute commute to work.  Their formula must assume that "farm to market" roads are full of tractors going 10 MPH.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at August 01, 2012 04:28 AM (SDkq3)

810 now let's deal with the Communist in the White house first.. MmmmK?

Yep, the most immediate threat to the nation isn't Islam, its the jackass in the WH.  If he wins another term, America won't need to worry about Islam anymore...because it won't exist long enough for Islam to be the biggest problem we face.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 01, 2012 04:41 AM (OvMf7)

811

I gotta say I like Pamela Gellar personally. I've corresponded briefly with her a few times in the past regarding (in both instances) Israel-related foreign policy topics, in which she is (or was) extremely knowledgeable. The reason I was booted off Charles Johnson's LGF is because I spoke up for her in some kind of weird attack thread he had going over there. (This was just before it became evident to everyone that Johnson is seriously mentally ill: paranoid, grandiose, and hopelessly neurotic.)

 

Both Pam and her mentor, Robert Spencer, see Sharia and other expressions of radical Muslim influence everywhere now. Maybe it's because they're so immersed in the issue they can't see anything else. I don't know. I keep thinking about James Jesus Angleton, the great CIA counterintelligence chief, whose job by definition required that he suspect enemies everywhere. At one point, Angleton grew so paranoid that he came to believe Henry Kissinger, then Secretary of State, was a Soviet agent or under KGB influence. Kissinger heard about it and was more personally concerned about Angleton's health and state of mind than any damage to his own reputation.

 

Same thing here. I like Pam Geller. I worry about her. I don't, however, like Robert Spencer. He strikes me as a self-important little asshole.

Posted by: troyriser at August 01, 2012 05:39 AM (vtiE6)

812 "Map Your Commute Times":  It's got a little disclaimer on it that says, Commute times are calculated without traffic."  What good is that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2012 06:29 AM (exvgC)

813 troyriser, sure.

Recall the 'Support Michael Yon' mantra that subsequently went overboard with 'Michael Yon's Insane' as soon as Yon criticized a General, and Yon's journalist expositions revealed the established specific corruption within our Military Brass protocol. Where's the support here for our troops, giving his mission more visibility, to provide the wounded access to helicopters reserved and idly awaiting an injured OFFICER?

If you're into scholarly research, or scientific experiment, personality is the determining factor in comprehending relevance of information? Again, beauty pageant. Only in politics. It's an idiot and lame brain who feels threatened that someone within their party takes interest in a specific aspect that directly affects their life much more so than it affects yours.

The need for homogeneity in ONE VOICE enforced by Alinsky/Marxist tactics is not Obama's monopoly, but exercised across the board.

Moat/Beam. If the points made by Pamela Geller or Robert Spencer are insignificant and/or distractions, THEN IGNORE THEM.  No need to attack them because you either don't like them personally or you couldn't care less about what they care about. Geller or Spencer haven't a monopoly on obsessing. Those carrying on warfare rather than tolerating have their own contentious natures to tame.

And when it comes time to researching a topic from within the Koran, I don't care if Robert Spencer is an asshole as long as he's accurate on scholarship. Same goes for any "great" teacher. If you go through studies only working with "nice guys" you aren't challenging yourself to grow from conflict. Personality is icing on the cake, but you study from the academically best professor in order to learn what that professor knows and to see things from that perspective within the context of the course.

Posted by: go figure at August 01, 2012 07:23 AM (BAnPT)

814 There's no statute of limitations on porn "parodies." Hell, within the last couple of years they've "parodied" Star Wars, the Munsters, and the Adam West Batman show. Er... so I'm told.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at August 01, 2012 07:52 AM (X3KAb)

815  I can relate to this site as for to say that,thought is not a virtue,but progress is a thought. Pam and Spencer and the big shit stir seem to portray a united front as long as it is their front. They have lost my confidence.With that said,I am happy as fuck to find your Horde to have common sense. That,I can agree with as long as you can handle me. Fuck islam!

Posted by: dagawker at August 01, 2012 07:29 PM (8xIZl)

816 *That to which,I can

Posted by: dagawker at August 01, 2012 07:32 PM (8xIZl)

817 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFIaI1M5kU

Posted by: dagawker at August 01, 2012 07:42 PM (8xIZl)

818

go figure

A major problem with your comment: It is Geller and Spencer who are attacking those who don't kneel at their feet.  Even worse, they're using IOTW as their proxy attack dog.  Those who don't pass the Atlas Shrug's purity link test are labeled sellouts.

When the messenger become more important than the message, all credibility is lost.

 

Posted by: Sarpedon1 at August 03, 2012 12:37 AM (x2Nz6)

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