July 30, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (7-30-2015)
— Maetenloch

Quote of the Day I - Everyone Knows That Edition

At a hearing before the House Foreign Affairs Committee, Secretary of State John Kerry was asked why the administration did not submit the Iran nuclear agreement to the Senate for its advice and consent as an Article II treaty.

Kerry responded that the agreement wasn't treated as a treaty "because you can't pass a treaty anymore."

Quote of the Day II

Modern journalism is all about deciding which facts the public shouldn't know because they might reflect badly on Democrats.

-- Jim Treacher

A Case in Point:

cecil12

What could it possibly be? Oh right:

cecil13

Quote of the Day III

"I started the relationship with [Soon-Yi Previn, his then-girlfriend Mia Farrow's adoptive daughter, who was---at most---21 years old at the time to his 56] and I thought it would just be a fling. It wouldn't be serious, but it had a life of its own. And I never thought it would be anything more," Allen revealed. "Then we started going together, then we started living together, and we were enjoying it. And the age difference didn't seem to matter. It seemed to work in our favor actually."

-- Woody Allen further revealing his moral blindness and bankruptcy

Quote of the Day IV

"Wherever I go to speak, whether it's Brazil or Italy or Norway, I find that upper-middle-class professional women are very unhappy. This is a global problem! And it's coming from the fact that women are expecting men to provide them with the same kind of emotional and conversational support and intimacy that they get from their women friends. And when they don't get it, they're full of resentment and bitterness. It's tragic! Women are blaming men for a genuine problem that I say is systemic. . . . Now we're working side-by-side in offices at the same job. Women want to leave at the end of the day and have a happy marriage at home, but then they put all this pressure on men because they expect them to be exactly like their female friends. If they feel restlessness or misery or malaise, they automatically blame it on men. Men are not doing enough; men aren't sharing enough. But it's not the fault of men that we have this crazy and rather neurotic system where women are now functioning like men in the workplace, with all its material rewards."

-- Camille Paglia

Quote of the Day V

Nope. But it provided an excuse for people who want to turn college campuses into man-hating sexual police states. And that was the goal.

-- Glenn Reynolds on the bogus campus rape studies

Planned Parenthood's Sex Advice for Teenagers: Choke Sex and Water Sports

As well as a little Boston steamer action.

HUMPHREY: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? ... You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?
HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.
DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

From "Gamers Are Dead" to "We're All Gamers" in Less Than a Year

Because when everyone's a gamer...

syndrome222

Related:

"At Arlington's Washington-Lee High School this year, there were 117 valedictorians out of a class of 457. At Long Beach Polytechnic in California, there were 30."

Hillary Clinton: My Greatest Weakness Is Stupid People Who Don't Understand Why I Should Be President

Shorter version: You.People.Just.Don't.Get.It

The Honor That Honors By Its Omission

MI Supreme Court Uphold Right to Work for State Employees

Yesterday, the Michigan Supreme Court voted 4-3 to make public sector employees subject to the state's 2012 Right to Work law. The holding dealt a huge blow to the labor unions vying to represent the state's almost 40,000 employees.

The court's argument turned even the friendly appeals court ruling on its head; while the appeals court ruling said that the existence of the Michigan Civil Service Commotion did not preclude the inclusion of state employees under the right to work laws, the supremes held that the Commission never had the authority to require state employees to pay the union-related agency fees, even before right to work laws existed.

Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity Members Sue Rolling Stone

Rummy On Freeing Pollard

Back when adults who had America's interests at heart were in charge.

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The Mysterious Case of Skeleton Lake

In 1942, Indian forest ranger H.K. Madhwal came across something rather disturbing: a lake filled with bones. Hundreds of people died in the lake, all at once. But what killed them?

Roopkund Lake is located in the state of Uttarakhand, India. The lake sits at over 16,000 feet in elevation, and it freezes over-so the skeletons are only visible during a brief thaw. Madhwal found it at just the right time to see the bones. But how old were they? And what were they doing hanging around in a lake?

SyFy To Make A Show About Vampire Cars

Sure why not. It's no dumber than a lot of the current reality shows.

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Big Brother is Watching You Squat

Big-Brother-is-Watching-Your-Squat

Naked Man, 81, Arrested for 'Having Sex With Bush in His Own Back Garden'

It's a sad day for America when a man can't fuck his own shrubbery in his own goddamn backyard. I guess the terrorists really have won.

A pensioner has been arrested for allegedly having SEX with a BUSH - in his own back garden.

The unsuspecting 81-year-old was caught in the act by a neighbour whose home overlooked the back garden.

He claims that he said the octogenarian acting oddly in the garden while naked so he grabbed his video camera.

He claims to have shot images of the man then "humping" a bush while in the buff.

Local reports in Stratford, Connecticut, said the neighbour then raised the alarm.

NeighborMrsKravitz

Yahoo group. That is all.

Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children. Why do you hate children?

And my lo-fi Twitter spew.

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1 opa

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at July 30, 2015 06:17 PM (kHJ3a)

2 heh

Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at July 30, 2015 06:17 PM (8CdUx)

3 Holy content!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 06:17 PM (cygkw)

4 Evening morons, how fares the horde? At work, full moon. We'll see how this goes.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 06:17 PM (b2cFu)

5 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 06:17 PM (nL0sw)

6 Too much content

Posted by: Tmitsss at July 30, 2015 06:17 PM (Pa9vP)

7 In before Vic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 06:18 PM (jPlFu)

8 Quick Takes - Boycotting Gays, Segregating Gays, and Gaslighting Gays

The focus this time: Gay thoughtcriminals are still thoughtcriminals.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9576

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 30, 2015 06:18 PM (/YkzI)

9 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 06:18 PM (dPpmC)

10 Wooot woot ONT a big one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:19 PM (YuiQg)

11 We fare well, CC. May the bright moon shine on you. And may it not be named Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2015 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

12 7 hours without a new thread flew by!

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 30, 2015 06:19 PM (/22Vh)

13 Five elephants killed. Tusk. Tusk. Tusk. #greylivesmatter

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 06:19 PM (kivUY)

14 Hey all, welcome to the ONT!

Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2015 06:20 PM (o/90i)

15 Yo.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:20 PM (C6hcv)

16 Modern journalism is all about deciding which facts the public shouldn't know because they might reflect badly on Democrats. -- Jim Treacher Modern conservatism is all about deciding which websites people shouldn't visit because they might reflect badly on Republicans.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2015 06:21 PM (AVEe1)

17 Modern conservatism is all about deciding which websites people shouldn't visit because they might reflect badly on Republicans. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2015 11:21 PM (AVEe1) Ummm...no. Modern conservatism is all about trying to get Republicans to not act like Democrat-lite.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 06:22 PM (b2cFu)

18 Let's get a meme going. Post it to facebook/twitter/myspace/livejournal/whatever the cool kids are using these days.

First they came for the unborn babies, and I did not speak out because I am not an unborn baby.
Then they came for the pro-life activist, and I did not speak out because I am not a pro-life activist.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

Posted by: Iasonas at July 30, 2015 06:24 PM (DU875)

19 Why is Woody Allen vilified by many on the left who celebrated the reasoning behind the SC decision on gay marriage?

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 06:24 PM (p/8Bt)

20 Bedore BC asks, I didn't piss off anyone today. But some baby killers sure as hell pissed me off.

Posted by: pookysgirl drinks and walks like a sailor at July 30, 2015 06:25 PM (IJeUX)

21 I perused thru it all. Nice job Maet And John Kerry should be beaten senseless

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:25 PM (YuiQg)

22 >>>It's a sad day for America when a man can't fuck his own shrubbery in his own goddamn backyard. I guess the terrorists really have won.<<<



First the came for the shrub fuckers, but we said nothing...

Posted by: Couch Fucker and Toaster Fucker at July 30, 2015 06:25 PM (d+1U8)

23 Bill Lumbergh. Great character. Hehehehe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:26 PM (C6hcv)

24 Having sex with a Bush?
 
I'll leave that to the Chamber of Commerce and Wall St.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 06:26 PM (jPlFu)

25 Good evening, Horde! I've had better evenings, but I'll settle for good. For now, anyway. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 06:26 PM (RzZOc)

26 Kerry responded that the agreement wasn't treated as a treaty "because you can't pass a treaty anymore." -------------------------------------------------------------- These people need to be removed to prison to await their trial for treason.

Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 06:26 PM (ShdUd)

27 I figured out why the libs are silent about PP.

1) The sacrament of abortion shall not be impugned, not matter how grizzly the truth.
2) The world is overpopulated anyway, so no biggie. Killing animals is wrong though.
3) See generally: Margaret Sanger and eugenics.

Posted by: Iasonas at July 30, 2015 06:27 PM (DU875)

28 Jim, perhaps some bourbon will make it better?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 06:27 PM (b2cFu)

29 I'm thinking it's time for a steak sammich. I cooked some awesome steaks on the grill tonight. Might need a second bite. Be well y'all if I crash and don't make it back tonight.

Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2015 06:27 PM (o/90i)

30 Edna Mode, "No capes!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:27 PM (rNQTc)

31 100 wildebeests and 25 antelope were killed in the last week by Cecil's relatives. Non-Predator lives matter!

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 06:27 PM (p/8Bt)

32 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2015 06:28 PM (KCxzN)

33 Hundreds of people died in the lake, all at once. But what killed them?

Damn. They discovered my secret lair.

Posted by: Cecil th Lion at July 30, 2015 06:28 PM (mFrEK)

34 Forty FIRST!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (XmOA9)

35 Good chance 81-year old guy is senile or suffering from dementia. Not a perv, just out of his head. Doesn't need police but just help.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (C6hcv)

36 I did have sex with a Bush. But it was an act of love.

Posted by: Paolo the Dreamer at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (+XMAD)

37 >>>A pensioner has been arrested for allegedly having SEX with a BUSH - in his own back garden.

The unsuspecting 81-year-old was caught in the act by a neighbour whose home overlooked the back garden.<<<



I didn't know Karl Rove was 81.

Posted by: live and learn at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (d+1U8)

38 Damn, youse guys are slower than I thought.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (XmOA9)

39 Modern conservatism is about compassion.

Posted by: J. Bush at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (/22Vh)

40 Jean Francois Cary needs to get back on his bike and peddle some more Alpine tracks....  with a guy named Treadwell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:29 PM (rNQTc)

41 22 >>>It's a sad day for America when a man can't fuck his own shrubbery in his own goddamn backyard. I guess the terrorists really have won.<<< First the came for the shrub fuckers, but we said nothing... Posted by: Couch Fucker and Toaster Fucker at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (d+1U I have a feeling the guy has Dimensia. The neighbor Gladys Kravitz should stfu

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:30 PM (YuiQg)

42 "I'm thinking it's time for a steak sammich." Well, if you're gettin' up I'll take one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:30 PM (C6hcv)

43 41: Lenny's mom?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 30, 2015 06:31 PM (ucDmr)

44 Hasta, Jim.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:31 PM (C6hcv)

45 Best Cecil twit of the day: http://tinyurl.com/o334rr9

Posted by: #WaterBuffaloLiveMatter at July 30, 2015 06:31 PM (bUmSq)

46 If people would just mind there own damn business, half of the world's problems would disappear.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 30, 2015 06:32 PM (x3GpS)

47
British Dude Asks 100 Random Guys For Their Number.

After a mostly unsuccessful attempt at hitting on women, London prankster Ed decided to switch up his social experiment and ask 100 random guys on the street for their phone number.

Girls: 5 for 95
https://youtu.be/8pD2Khx9emE

Guys: 13 out of 87
https://youtu.be/ovCSG1GP7Uo

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2015 06:32 PM (kdS6q)

48 CMP (the exposers of PP thru these videos) can in one sense be considered the brainchild of Andrew Breitbart. He helped O'Keefe get massive publicity on his ACORN exposes, and fine tuned the slow leak methodology.
 
Down went ACORN, and PP is limping badly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 06:32 PM (jPlFu)

49 Carlos Gomez traded to the Astros. I like this trade better.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 30, 2015 06:32 PM (+XMAD)

50 And John Kerry should be beaten senseless Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg) He's already senseless.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 30, 2015 06:33 PM (s/yC1)

51 I was unable to find the answer to the mystery of Skeleton Lake, because one link led to another, which led to a video, apparently. I hate that. If I want to watch a video, then I will go directly to the video, and watch it. I don't like being teased with text links that turn into video links. I'm not picking on Maet here; too many people do this. And why don't we have trophy hunting safaris for Boko Harams and ISIS terrorists. A wall filled with ISIS heads would get you some serious braggin' rights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 06:33 PM (lojDy)

52 "Non-Predator lives matter!" Yes, they do. Except for my pigs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:33 PM (C6hcv)

53 Bring me a shrubbery.....and make it sexy!

Posted by: The Knights who say...."Ni!" at July 30, 2015 06:33 PM (+1T7c)

54 43 41: Lenny's mom? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 30, 2015 11 Well she ain't brown sugar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:33 PM (YuiQg)

55 28, Crank. Interesting hypothesis. I shall have to put your theory to the test, in order to collect and obtain empirical data. Some other damn guinea pig out there is gonna have to drink the placebo though. *cheers!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 06:33 PM (RzZOc)

56 He seemed like such a nice old man.

Cold never figure out why people called him "Wood Pecker" though... until now.

Posted by: the neighbor at July 30, 2015 06:34 PM (d+1U8)

57
     Good evening, good people.  A fine, if slightly smelly evening here.  Nice full moon, and Flower is on the prowl again.

     Want to thank commenter Jay Guevara for the tip on neutralizing skunk smell, gave it to my neighbor so he could rid himself of the rest of his stench.  Ray tells me it worked like a charm.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 30, 2015 06:34 PM (jeCnD)

58 "If people would just mind there own damn business, half of the world's problems would disappear." -------------------------------------------------------------- Well said sir.

Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (ShdUd)

59 117 Valedictorians.  Sure why not. Marriage no longer means a union of a man and a woman, and rape is no longer a forced, non-concenting act. Might as well redefine Valedictorian too.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (KlVdw)

60 Jim, I'm your control, since at work and can't drink.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (b2cFu)

61 So a plant fucker is called cis____? What does the style book say?

Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (bUmSq)

62 As for Skeleton Lake, eh.  Think it was Kenya or Nigeria.  Would have to look it up.  But a lake in a volcanic caldera emitted a cloud of I think carbon dioxide and suffocated the shoreline village overnight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (rNQTc)

63 Yay ONT is here
okay I'm gonna ask my car question again to the good denizens of the ONT

which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?

Both have about same amount of miles, but Mazda3 is a little older

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (2XMpf)

64 In before 100, an accomplishment for me these days.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 30, 2015 06:35 PM (IdCqF)

65 "http://tinyurl.com/o334rr9" He was a good boy. Getting his life together. Enrolled in community college. Wanted to be a rapper.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:36 PM (C6hcv)

66 Could, not Cold.

Posted by: the neighbor at July 30, 2015 06:36 PM (d+1U8)

67 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (lojDy)

No, the video is right there and all you have to do is click to start it. This is an issue with your browser.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 06:36 PM (pAlYe)

68 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos

Posted by: Epobirs at July 30, 2015 06:36 PM (IdCqF)

69 49 Carlos Gomez traded to the Astros. I like this trade better. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 30, 2015 What did we get? A guy who doesn't cry?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:37 PM (YuiQg)

70 If that skunk deodorizer works half as well as Jay says, he should be making it and marketing the sh*t out of it. How much would some Hamptons Stepford Wife pay for a 3 ounce bottle of that after her precious Chihuahua runs afoul of a skunk?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 06:37 PM (b2cFu)

71 "If people would just mind there own damn business, half of the world's problems would disappear." That should be on a granite monument somewhere.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:37 PM (C6hcv)

72 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 06:38 PM (SUxN+)

73 Carlos Gomez traded to the Astros. I like this trade better. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 30, 2015 11:32 PM (+XMAD) I wonder who the Brewers will trade him to tomorrow. And will the other teams eventually catch on?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 06:38 PM (XmOA9)

74 which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?

Both have about same amount of miles, but Mazda3 is a little older
Posted by: chemjeff


Everybody I know who has ever owned a Mazda 3 really liked them.  They are really nice, reliable cars.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 30, 2015 06:39 PM (+1T7c)

75 Yeah, Lake Nyos was the one where a huge cloud of carbon dioxide suffocated thousands of people, quite sad

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 06:39 PM (2XMpf)

76 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2015 06:39 PM (KCxzN)

77 "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos" So, Lake Nyos is a stone cold killing bastard too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:39 PM (C6hcv)

78 Thanks Epobirs for the link.  Yeah, who would have thought a lake would turn out to be such a mass murderer.  Oh wait, we talking Mother Nature here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:40 PM (rNQTc)

79 74 ]i]I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

Picture Hillary! as Dilbert's pointy-haired boss. Explains much.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 06:40 PM (o78gS)

80 74 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)


Obama is a SCOAMF

GOP isn't much better

that about it?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 06:40 PM (2XMpf)

81 the old man probably has dementia. so instead of contacting his family he grabs his camera and calls the cops??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 06:40 PM (iQIUe)

82 I was unable to find the answer to the mystery of Skeleton Lake, because one link led to another, which led to a video, apparently. I hate that. If I want to watch a video, then I will go directly to the video, and watch it. I don't like being teased with text links that turn into video links. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Hail. No shit. Hail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 06:40 PM (VY8H5)

83 Here we come, Cecil!

Posted by: Five Elephant Zombies at July 30, 2015 06:41 PM (Dwehj)

84 Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst is truly a Nobel Savage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:41 PM (rNQTc)

85 ugh, line breaks!

Obama is a SCOAMF

GOP isn't much better

I think that sums it up

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 06:41 PM (2XMpf)

86 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained



EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 30, 2015 06:41 PM (+1T7c)

87 No, the video is right there and all you have to do is click to start it. This is an issue with your browser. Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (pAlYe) No it's not, Maet. I can play videos if I want to play them. What I don't want, is to be obliged to play a goddamn video just to get an answer to question that a few lines of text could provide. Give me the few lines of text, and then, and only then, if the story is interesting, I might choose to watch the video to flesh it out a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 06:42 PM (lojDy)

88 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything.

The answer is 42.

Posted by: Deep Thought at July 30, 2015 06:42 PM (rhjQp)

89 Clarkson May Hammond to have new car show on Amazon Prime - for three years. Filming starts soon, episodes to air beginning in 2016. YAY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 06:42 PM (WQ7Wn)

90 Crank, hold your glass out under the USB, and I'll pour you a driver. It's a screwdriver without the Val U Rite vodka. You get the O.J. Whoever drinks the Val U Rite gets the screw. At least that's what I've heard, anyway. From a friend. Oh, and hiya, R.K. Or as my Aggie friends are wont to say; "Howdy, Dammit!" Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 06:42 PM (RzZOc)

91 And I guess we know where shrub-fucker falls on the broadloom vs. hardwood question.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 06:43 PM (lojDy)

92 "Clarkson May Hammond to have new car show on Amazon Prime - for three years." Effin' A. Now I just need to get A Prime.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:43 PM (C6hcv)

93 88 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. Fuck em if they can't take a joke and joke em if they can't take a fuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:43 PM (YuiQg)

94 *watches the hyper-dimensional mice scurry away in their cute little clear polymer balls as Magycthyghs and Slartibartfast chase after them whilst waving a very very large bill*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:43 PM (rNQTc)

95 "I feel like I've climbed out of a bi-plane and into a spaceship," Clarkson said. Hammond said: "Amazon? Oh yes. I have already been there. I got bitten by a bullet ant." And May added: "We have become part of the new age of smart TV. Ironic, isn't it?"

Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 06:44 PM (WQ7Wn)

96 51 I was unable to find the answer to the mystery of Skeleton Lake, because one link led to another, which led to a video, apparently. I hate that. If I want to watch a video, then I will go directly to the video, and watch it. I don't like being teased with text links that turn into video links.

Hailstorm o'doom versus caravan of pilgrims. Guess who wins.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 06:45 PM (o78gS)

97 No it's not, Maet. I can play videos if I want to play them. What I don't want, is to be obliged to play a goddamn video just to get an answer to question that a few lines of text could provide. Give me the few lines of text, and then, and only then, if the story is interesting, I might choose to watch the video to flesh it out a bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (lojDy)


Well sometimes life is unfair in not giving you everything you want right when you want it and in the form that you want it in. I suggest you endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 06:45 PM (pAlYe)

98 Yeah, Lake Nyos was the one where a huge cloud of carbon dioxide suffocated thousands of people, quite sad Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (2XMpf) They weren't suffocated. They were flash-cooked by sudden extreme local global warming.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 30, 2015 06:45 PM (lojDy)

99 ]i]I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. Picture Hillary! as Dilbert's pointy-haired boss. Explains much. Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (o78gS) Ah. Noble attempt grasshopper. But does not explain why Dilbert works for pointy hair boss if he is so smart.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 06:46 PM (SUxN+)

100 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. ------------------------------------------------------------- They are not getting laid enough.

Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 06:46 PM (ShdUd)

101 ""I feel like I've climbed out of a bi-plane and into a spaceship," Clarkson said. " Godspeed, Clarkson.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:46 PM (C6hcv)

102 Maets content always trigger the ADD. In other words, great ONT as usual. Too. Much. To. Read. So I'll just ask why ace hasn't addressed David Duke for dissing him on his MySpace page.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 06:46 PM (XAFOu)

103 Dude, that shrub is so hawt.

Posted by: The Old Guy's Neighbor at July 30, 2015 06:47 PM (Dwehj)

104 Ah. Noble attempt grasshopper. But does not explain why Dilbert works for pointy hair boss if he is so smart. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July Golden handcuffs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 06:47 PM (YuiQg)

105 Fight Feline Privilege! NO JUSTICE! NO PAWS!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 06:47 PM (kivUY)

106 "I suggest you endeavor to persevere." Hey, I said that.

Posted by: Chief Dan George at July 30, 2015 06:48 PM (C6hcv)

107 27 1) The sacrament of abortion shall not be impugned, not matter how grizzly the truth.

Or grisly. Or gristly, even.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 06:48 PM (o78gS)

108 >>>I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)<<<



#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Grand Unified Comment at July 30, 2015 06:48 PM (d+1U8)

109 The longtime producer for Clarkson Hammond May - Wilman told the Radio Times the team would begin working on the new series as soon as they return from their summer holidays. He said they agreed a deal with Amazon because "they'll give us the freedom to make the programme we want...there's a budget to produce programmes of the quality we want and this is the future". Wilman added the format of the new show would contain "themes people will be familiar with". "I can't tell you how good it feels to get the chance to produce something from scratch," he said. "We're all really excited. No one telling us what we can and can't do, just us hopefully producing great programmes. It feels really liberating."

Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 06:48 PM (WQ7Wn)

110 The picture of the cars is from 'Death Race 2000'. I dated the (then) girl sitting next to Carradine in the pimped Corvette.

Posted by: Name Changed To Protect The Guilty at July 30, 2015 06:48 PM (9mTYi)

111 And John Kerry should be beaten senseless Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg) Too late. Already senseless. The beating is probably a good idea, though.

Posted by: tcn at July 30, 2015 06:49 PM (+YMhA)

112 76 which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?

Both have about same amount of miles, but Mazda3 is a little older


Posted by: chemjeff


Everybody I know who has ever owned a Mazda 3 really liked them. They are really nice, reliable cars.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (+1T7c)


What year is the 3?  I've owned a couple and my siblings have owned several more and we love them.  The first gen is by far the best 04-09.  The later ones still have excellent handling but the styling and interior were more Ford than Mazda.  Telling that the first gen are more $ for comparable year and mileage than even a BMW 3 series.  

Posted by: pashmr at July 30, 2015 06:49 PM (Zpkhj)

113 Mazda 3


Mazda is to Nissan as silver is to lead

Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at July 30, 2015 06:49 PM (8CdUx)

114 Happy-fun ball had sex with Lumbergh. And yes it was that Lumbergh.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 06:49 PM (zt+N6)

115 Ya know, I really really want to escape any more discussion of Planned Parenthood's Totenkopf division....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:49 PM (rNQTc)

116 Evenin' everyone.

A little mood music:  https://youtu.be/8Qc_TxBTKlE (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 06:49 PM (bZQB+)

117 101 Ah. Noble attempt grasshopper. But does not explain why Dilbert works for pointy hair boss if he is so smart.

Clearly, it's due to all of her qualifications. The same ones that make her qualified for the presidency. Such as shut up.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 06:50 PM (o78gS)

118 evening nerds

Posted by: thathalfrican - the random walker at July 30, 2015 06:50 PM (R5HRU)

119 I dated the (then) girl sitting next to Carradine in the pimped Corvette. -------------------------------------------------------------- Must have been one hell of a surgeon.

Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 06:50 PM (ShdUd)

120 "Mazda 3 Mazda is to Nissan as silver is to lead" Popular opinion is lining up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 06:50 PM (C6hcv)

121 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+) You're a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at July 30, 2015 06:50 PM (bUmSq)

122 Hey, where all da white lions at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 30, 2015 06:51 PM (oZr5y)

123 Hey, I said that. Posted by: Chief Dan George at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (C6hcv Yep. Then you declared War.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 06:51 PM (XmOA9)

124 Many honorable attempts. But do not explain what Huma sees in Hillary's ancient sqwank.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 06:51 PM (SUxN+)

125 So a card game called Exploding Kittens raised $8.8 million on Kickstarter.



Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (rNQTc)



Kitten Cannon:


http://kittencannon.org/

Posted by: Cannon Hat Exxaxion at July 30, 2015 06:51 PM (/YkzI)

126 Dude, do you think the shrub has a sister?

Posted by: The Old Guy's Neighbor at July 30, 2015 06:52 PM (Dwehj)

127 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

I don't give a shit...

Posted by: Honey Badger at July 30, 2015 06:52 PM (rhjQp)

128 "Happy-fun ball had sex with Lumbergh. And yes it was that Lumbergh." If you could go ahead and not talk about my sex life, that would be great. Umkay.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at July 30, 2015 06:52 PM (C6hcv)

129 Some guys, when they say they are going out for some bush, mean they are going out for some bush.

Posted by: Picard at July 30, 2015 06:52 PM (MQEz6)

130 111 The longtime producer for Clarkson Hammond May - Wilman told the Radio Times the team would begin working on the new series as soon as they return from their summer holidays. He said they agreed a deal with Amazon because "they'll give us the freedom to make the programme we want...there's a budget to produce programmes of the quality we want and this is the future". Wilman added the format of the new show would contain "themes people will be familiar with". "I can't tell you how good it feels to get the chance to produce something from scratch," he said. "We're all really excited. No one telling us what we can and can't do, just us hopefully producing great programmes. It feels really liberating." Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (WQ7Wn) That and the BBC had a non-compete so they couldn't go to ITV.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 06:52 PM (Z7G74)

131 Chief Dan George was a local celebrity where I grew up. Never met him, though. Probably did meet some of his extended family.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 30, 2015 06:53 PM (lojDy)

132 People usually have good things to say about Mazda but worst car I've owned was a Mazda a CX-7. I think I just got a lemon that in addition, was possessed by an evil spirit.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 06:53 PM (p/8Bt)

133 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 06:53 PM (EzgxV)

134 Give a man a lion and he gets eaten in a day. Teach a man lyin' and he can support himself as a Democrat politician for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at July 30, 2015 06:53 PM (oZr5y)

135 Off, chakra-ridden sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 06:54 PM (lojDy)

136 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. -------------- I could do that, but Pixy would strip a gear, then where would we be?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 06:54 PM (9mTYi)

137 21 And John Kerry should be beaten senseless Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg) He's already senseless. But a beating would be fun,

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 06:54 PM (Vm8WO)

138 If you want a bunch of text why not just search Wikipedia for Skeleton Lake? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roopkund

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 06:54 PM (zt+N6)

139 AoP, I watched the skeleton video and I nominate the narrator of said video as Annoying Dweeb Of The Year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 06:54 PM (jPlFu)

140 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

It's times like these, you just gotta ask yourself...

Posted by: Do I Feel Lucky? at July 30, 2015 06:54 PM (rhjQp)

141 *peers at Kitten Cannon*

Wasn't there a game for the Apple IIE called Artillery or something?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:55 PM (rNQTc)

142 Heya cooth! Jim, my preliminary report as control is no change. How's the bourbon working for you?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 06:55 PM (b2cFu)

143 Flair.

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2015 06:56 PM (MQEz6)

144 You're a fag and your shit's all retarded. Posted by: Dr. Lexus at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (bUmSq) Hey! I just might be a homo with a spastic bowel! Which one of those might explain the other. But not everything.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 06:56 PM (SUxN+)

145 "Give a man a lion and he gets eaten in a day. Teach a man lyin' and he can support himself as a Democrat politician for the rest of his life." Now that's an interesting point. Whore out sufficiently enough and you're taken care of.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at July 30, 2015 06:57 PM (C6hcv)

146 117 Ya know, I really really want to escape any more discussion of Planned Parenthood's Totenkopf division.... Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (rNQTc) Ugh. I've been thinking about it all day. At this point I would welcome a diversion of some of the weird Japanese fetishes on YouTube that you're so good at finding.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 06:57 PM (dPpmC)

147 Too bad they never made an anime of Cannon God Exaxxion.  Talk about a whacked out Sonoda fan-service story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 06:57 PM (rNQTc)

148 Better than being a spastic with a homo bowel.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 06:57 PM (kivUY)

149
Hakuma Matata
What a wonderful phrase...

Hey look, that meat over is just lying around.

Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 30, 2015 06:58 PM (ODxAs)

150 Dude, here's a burlap condom. Better safe than sorry.

Posted by: The Old Guy's Neighbor at July 30, 2015 06:59 PM (Dwehj)

151 "We're all really excited. No one telling us what we can and can't do, just us hopefully producing great programmes. It feels really liberating." Hope they do well. And I can see it.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at July 30, 2015 06:59 PM (C6hcv)

152 I could do that, but Pixy would strip a gear, then where would we be? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (9mTYi) In the Hot Gas comment section? *shudder*

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 06:59 PM (SUxN+)

153 See Insty. Begun, the Drone Wars have.

Posted by: eman at July 30, 2015 06:59 PM (MQEz6)

154 Shit, get away Lumbergh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:00 PM (C6hcv)

155 Well Michael there is always the OAV series Battle Fairy Yukikaze.  You see these aliens called JAM have punched a gate to Earth in Antarctica ...  and its up to the UN Fairy Air Force to stop them.

https://youtu.be/m-pN_BWkeKY

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 07:00 PM (rNQTc)

156 Who has more memorable lines in cinema... Clint Eastwood. Ahnuld Schwarzenegger. Bruce Willis. I know my hands down pick.. There's two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those that dig. You dig.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 07:01 PM (XmOA9)

157 There can only be one Valedictorian. 

In my High School the guy with the highest GPA didn't take the hard college prep courses.  No Trig.  No AP anything.  No Honors anything.

He had the highest GPA and went on to junior college.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 30, 2015 07:02 PM (1ijHg)

158 154 I could do that, but Pixy would strip a gear, then where would we be? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (9mTYi) In the Hot Gas comment section? *shudder* Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:59 PM (SUxN+) A friend of mine told me never to answer such questions.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 07:02 PM (YuiQg)

159 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

It. Just. Doesn't. Matter!

Posted by: Meatballs at July 30, 2015 07:02 PM (rhjQp)

160 "Begun, the Drone Wars have." Insulate and destroy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:02 PM (C6hcv)

161 150 Better than being a spastic with a homo bowel. Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2015 11:57 PM (kivUY) Messy. Bet that guy doesn't get out often.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:03 PM (SUxN+)

162

 

Have you ever dicked a shrubbery? Many parts are fuckable!

Posted by: Euel Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:03 PM (1LhSy)

163 Crank. Two shots in, sippin' it neat, the way Gawd Hissef intended. Initial impressions indicate no overt physical manifestations, however a calming sense of warmth and well being seem to be making itself known. Oh, and the bourbon is so very ssssmmmmoootttthhhh, too. Very. Smooth. Which makes the furtherance of this controlled experiment a necessity, doesn't it? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 07:03 PM (RzZOc)

164 "In the Hot Gas comment section? *shudder* " Don't go there. Humpbot used to mean something. Meh, anymore, nada.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:04 PM (C6hcv)

165 I thought you went to bed, Jim.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:05 PM (C6hcv)

166 Is that why you always go for the nuts, Euell?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 07:05 PM (kivUY)

167 And the ONT slows down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:05 PM (C6hcv)

168 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. Posted by: ObjectionSustained "Life is pain, (your) highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:05 PM (VY8H5)

169 The Office Space GIF is similar to a thought I was having recently but didn't quite get fully squared. I, too was thinking of Milton as the conservative base. I was also thinking of Trump as that envelope full of money that would enable said base to burn down the GOP and run off to enjoy our peena-CO-ladas on some new party beach somewhere.

Meh, like I said, the idea never quite got fully-formed.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (wKc1L)

170 Many honorable attempts. But do not explain what Huma sees in Hillary's ancient sqwank.

"Sees?"  You mean... she doesn't turn off the lights and put a bag over it?

Eeeeeeeeek!!!!

Posted by: OOPS... at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (rhjQp)

171 116 Happy-fun ball had sex with Lumbergh. And yes it was that Lumbergh. Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (zt+N6) I'm just gonna stand waaaayyy over here away from buzzion, just in case tonight is the night happy fun ball goes berserk & bounces him into itty bitty bits

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (Vm8WO)

172 164 Have you everdicked a shrubbery? Many parts are fuckable! ---------- This could really take off. Please.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (oZr5y)

173 I was kinda looking for the Kate Upton - bacon - beer unified theory of everything.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (SUxN+)

174 You can bang a pine tree, you know.

Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (Dwehj)

175 The misses gave me holley hell one time for bungholin her favorite azaela...

Posted by: Euel Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:06 PM (1LhSy)

176 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst. -------------------------------------------------------------- Genius has its limits but stupidity knows no bounds.

Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 07:07 PM (ShdUd)

177 I sense a new Moron turn of phrase - "You shrubberfcuker"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 07:07 PM (rNQTc)

178 Maybe we can send the Food Lion lion over to Zimbabwe to take Cecil's place. Nice trade. But that is just my 2 cents worth.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 07:07 PM (Z7G74)

179 Jim, I salute your dedication to the cause, and this is vital research. And yes, neat--preferred for bourbon, and mandatory for scotch. *raises Monster and tries to contain bitterness*

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 07:08 PM (b2cFu)

180 Is that how you make a bush baby?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 07:08 PM (W5DcG)

181

 

My farts smell like pine cones!

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:08 PM (1LhSy)

182 >>>I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)<<<



You can get what you want... but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 30, 2015 07:08 PM (d+1U8)

183 175 I was kinda looking for the Kate Upton - bacon - beer unified theory of everything.

Bacon lasers: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/30/bacon_laser/

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 07:09 PM (o78gS)

184 169 And the ONT slows down. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:05 AM (C6hcv) Civil War or War of Northern Aggression?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 30, 2015 07:09 PM (hA1dx)

185 158 Who has more memorable lines in cinema... Clint Eastwood. Ahnuld Schwarzenegger. Bruce Willis. I know my hands down pick.. There's two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those that dig. You dig. Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 12:01 AM (XmOA9) Bill Murray.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 07:09 PM (Z7G74)

186 They're the toughest men alive, and they're coming to your town.

Alaskan bush bangers.  Letting the berries hang out it when it's 40 below.

This fall on Discovery Channel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 07:09 PM (bZQB+)

187 Hey, that's a knothole, pervert!!!

Posted by: A Dutch Elm at July 30, 2015 07:10 PM (oZr5y)

188 179 I sense a new Moron turn of phrase - "You shrubberfcuker"

cockshrubber

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 07:10 PM (o78gS)

189 "Sees?" You mean... she doesn't turn off the lights and put a bag over it? Eeeeeeeeek!!!! Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (rhjQp) Huma to Hillary: Sir, what is that I see peering out of your ancient sqwank?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:10 PM (SUxN+)

190 If you want a bunch of text why not just search Wikipedia for Skeleton Lake? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roopkund Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (zt+N6) Thanks. It took me a whole 3 minutes to read that, and get the gist of it. No telling how long the video would take. Video has its place, but text is king when it comes to disseminating facts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:10 PM (lojDy)

191 "Is that how you make a bush baby? " Nah, mate. You do it with a Goanna. The sex is shit, but, it get's you by.

Posted by: Mick Dundee at July 30, 2015 07:11 PM (C6hcv)

192 RK. For me, "Good Evening" would be a greeting, and "Hasta la Nite Nite" would be a farewell. Or some other insipidly illiterate, hastily slung words strung together in a manner intended to imitate coherent thought. But thanks for the well wishes, in whichever direction I might've been going at the moment! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 07:11 PM (RzZOc)

193 Conifer? I barely know 'er!

Posted by: Bushborker[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:12 PM (VY8H5)

194 Huma to Hillary: Sir, what is that I see peering out of your ancient sqwank?

Hillary to Huma:  Shut up and kiss the ring.

Posted by: OOPS... at July 30, 2015 07:12 PM (rhjQp)

195 >> I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
 
What is best in life?
 
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 07:13 PM (jPlFu)

196 Surprise! Iran wants to build at least 2 more nuke plants. http://tinyurl.com/p7759zq

Posted by: Thrawn at July 30, 2015 07:13 PM (wZ2hu)

197 Accepting, for the same of argument, that there are too many people in the world: Progressives want to solve the problem in the womb. I prefer to solve the problem in the halls of Congress.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2015 07:13 PM (ioXP7)

198

 

I am not a cuckshrub, I just enjoy and occasional waxleaf in privit.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:13 PM (1LhSy)

199 "Civil War or War of Northern Aggression?" You Yankee bastard. YEE-HAW!

Posted by: Mick Dundee at July 30, 2015 07:14 PM (C6hcv)

200 She looked so spruce. I couldn't help myself!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 07:14 PM (kivUY)

201 Thanks. It took me a whole 3 minutes to read that, and get the gist of it. No telling how long the video would take. Video has its place, but text is king when it comes to disseminating facts. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (lojDy) Yes such a shame you suffer from an ailment that renders you unable to do the search on your own

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 07:14 PM (zt+N6)

202 159 There can only be one Valedictorian. In my High School the guy with the highest GPA didn't take the hard college prep courses. No Trig. No AP anything. No Honors anything. He had the highest GPA and went on to junior college. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 12:02 AM (1ijHg) Our valedictorian was 13 years old and off to MIT. While drinking beers with the salutatorian a couple of nights after graduation she said that she was fine with not getting valedictorian because she had fun and got into Harvard, which is where she wanted to go any way.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 07:14 PM (Z7G74)

203 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. FY; NQ

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 30, 2015 07:14 PM (kivUY)

204 Maybe this will stop this truly scary deciduous bend...

http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-marasia-olang/#20873

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 07:15 PM (rNQTc)

205 I was kinda looking for the Kate Upton - bacon - beer unified theory of everything. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (SUxN+) ***** Here's a start for you: http://randomsadas.com/wp-content/gallery /kate-upton/kate-upton5.jpg lose the space.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 07:15 PM (1eYr7)

206 Hillary to Huma: Shut up and kiss the ring. Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:12 AM (rhjQp) Doesn't explain everything, but close enough. With 15 minutes to spare.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:15 PM (SUxN+)

207 " in whichever direction I might've been going at the moment! " I think you're headed in the right direction, Jim. Mas en la menana.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:16 PM (C6hcv)

208 183 My farts smell like pine cones! Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (1LhSy) Everyone like their own brand!

Posted by: Austin Powers at July 30, 2015 07:17 PM (hA1dx)

209 Oh, yeah, I was socking Mick Dundee too. Damn my socks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:17 PM (C6hcv)

210 "Fir" = "F"-ir = Eff her.

This is all you need to know about bush-bangers. Well, that and how to keep the nettles out of your urethra, but I can't help you with that part.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 30, 2015 07:17 PM (wKc1L)

211 Public Service Announcement: St George Green Chile vodka, containing Jalapenos, Habeneros, Serranos, and bell peppers, is frickin' awesome.

Posted by: Splunge at July 30, 2015 07:18 PM (iMxBJ)

212 Thanks. It took me a whole 3 minutes to read that, and get the gist of it. No telling how long the video would take. Video has its place, but text is king when it comes to disseminating facts. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (lojDy) And you do realize that the video is only 3 and a half minutes. So you've probably spent more time complaining about watching a video than watching the video would have taken.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 07:18 PM (zt+N6)

213 Maybe this will stop this truly scary deciduous bend...
http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie- week-marasia-olang/#20873


Pretty.  I bet she's a poplar girl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 07:18 PM (bZQB+)

214

 

"... while Legolam was doing something nasty to a squirrel behind a tree."

Common to the fairy branch of the family.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:18 PM (1LhSy)

215 #203

What I find funny is that the video is 3:26 long, including the post-info part at the end.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 30, 2015 07:18 PM (IdCqF)

216 Doesn't explain everything, but close enough. With 15 minutes to spare.

Okay-- in one word?  

Sycophant.

No more and no less.

Posted by: OOPS... at July 30, 2015 07:19 PM (rhjQp)

217 Well, I guess we're all drunk now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:19 PM (C6hcv)

218 144 Heya cooth!

Jim, my preliminary report as control is no change. How's the bourbon working for you?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:55 PM (b2cFu)



Hope it stays quiet for you!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 07:19 PM (EzgxV)

219 Sometimes I like a real dirty, dirty tree. Oh yeah, a real knotty pine.

Posted by: shrub humper at July 30, 2015 07:19 PM (d+1U8)

220 Dear Maet, Your "terrorists have won" sentence made me laugh and now husband wants to know why. I cannot explain the ONT but am thankful for the quality of information you bring me (although will not read the information by PP as innocent mind). Love, CB xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 30, 2015 07:19 PM (2qF5m)

221 " Public Service Announcement: St George Green Chile vodka, " I'd take a tug.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (C6hcv)

222 Evening, all. My graduating class was too small for large-scale valedictory shenanigans, even had anyone been inclined. I was valedictorian. The salutatorian probably would have given me even more of a run for my money had he not been in three sports and 4-H.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (iuQS7)

223 I'm just gonna stand waaaayyy over here away from buzzion, just in case tonight is the night happy fun ball goes berserk & bounces him into itty bitty bits Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO) Happy fun ball can't bounce. It may identify as a ball, but it is actually one of those kids blocks with a letter on it.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (zt+N6)

224

 

Wants some advice?

 

Sage. It's the best.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (1LhSy)

225
TV Sign:

Something different in political TV shows. Just started on KBS Korean TV, but also on KBS World also with English subtitles:

Assembly

Jin Sang-Pil is elected as a member of the national assembly. Prior to becoming a national assembly member, he worked as a welder in a shipyard. He is simple, brave and righteous, but his work as a national assembly member is poor. With the help of his aid Choi In-Gyeong, Jin Sang-Pil is able to become a honorable national assembly member.

http://asianwiki.com/Assembly_%28Korean_Drama%29

KXLA - 44.1 Wed/Thu, 9:40 PM 50 min here in the LA area, but should also be on many cable/sat systems.  Check your TiVo or whatever.

Caught the first episode yesterday, and interesting if you like seeing how other political systems work in trenches.  Yes Minister without the comedy. With the usual Asian acting - lots of people just staring at each other, the women are frustrated pincushions or plotting bitches and so on. But if you like nuts and bolts politics worth a gander.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (kdS6q)

226 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626773838634729473 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774123419578368 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774385081257984 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774591893934081

Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (GrXXa)

227 Yes such a shame you suffer from an ailment that renders you unable to do the search on your own Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (zt+N6) Heh. As a matter of fact, I was upstairs in the kitchen preparing my dinner, and the thought came to me that I could do a Web search for the name of the lake, and when I cam back down and got caught up with the thread, there was your link.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:20 PM (lojDy)

228 Sock no more... dammit.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at July 30, 2015 07:21 PM (rhjQp)

229 (pours chile vodka through USB port for Ricardo)

Posted by: Splunge at July 30, 2015 07:21 PM (iMxBJ)

230 " (pours chile vodka through USB port for Ricardo)" Gracias.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:22 PM (C6hcv)

231 226
Wants some advice?

Sage. It's the best.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (1LhSy)



Mint.....but everyone will know.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 07:22 PM (EzgxV)

232 He was a good boy. Getting his life together. Enrolled in community college. Wanted to be a rapper.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (C6hcv)


He wanted to be a wrapper.  Now he's a rug.

RUG LIFE, MAN!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2015 07:22 PM (3pRHP)

233 I'm out for the night. Y'all take care!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 07:22 PM (nL0sw)

234 226 Wants some advice? Sage. It's the best. Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (1LhSy) That's what you said about those grape nuts that formed a fine paste and mashed into my molars like quick-set cement. I have to take my steaks through a straw now.

Posted by: Splunge at July 30, 2015 07:22 PM (iMxBJ)

235 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774770328039424 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774949949108224 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626775149157597184

Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2015 07:22 PM (GrXXa)

236 Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (zt+N6) You do realize you've just invited a demonstration of the Happy Fun Ball from Girl Genius, right?

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 30, 2015 07:23 PM (iuQS7)

237 >>cockshrubber That's just racist and fagaphobic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 07:24 PM (YuiQg)

238 Night, CS.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:24 PM (C6hcv)

239
which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?

*****

Mazda makes great cars. I have owned a '78 GLC, a '80 626, a '80 GLC, a 94 Protege*, and I still have a 2000 Protege and a 2009 CX-7.

*a Protege is a Mazda 323 is a Mazda 3

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2015 07:24 PM (z+4T3)

240 Damn, youse guys are slower than I thought. Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (XmOA9) Why do you say that?

Posted by: filbert at July 30, 2015 07:24 PM (JvPqF)

241 "RUG LIFE, MAN! " Hey, ya know. Tan it out. Cecil lives.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:25 PM (C6hcv)

242 And you do realize that the video is only 3 and a half minutes. So you've probably spent more time complaining about watching a video than watching the video would have taken. Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (zt+N6) Doesn't alter the fact that video is a very lossy way of imparting information.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:26 PM (lojDy)

243 Time for the old folk. Lazy day tomorrow.


    Remember, y'all, we're AMERICANS, so the head is held HIGH.

   
        Goodnite, good people.   Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 30, 2015 07:26 PM (jeCnD)

244 Sometimes I like to go out to the backyard and get it on with my old Gum tree.

But there's this damn bird that always ruins it. Sounds like he's laughing at me.

Damn, cuckaburra.

Posted by: bush banger at July 30, 2015 07:26 PM (d+1U8)

245 Speaking of chili-type fare, picked up something new at the market today; Crispy Jalapeno bits. A leetle greasy but interesting. I think they cheat and spray them with some chili oil before frying because they are more than a little warm - that is, there's no visible seeds in the fried bits but they are spicy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:26 PM (VY8H5)

246 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 12:15 AM (1eYr7) The closest I ever got to being with a girl like that was when the police served a restraining order on me with her original signature on the sworn affidavit. It smelled nice. Real nice.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:27 PM (SUxN+)

247 I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)


That's simple:
Some people want lunch at no cost to themselves, and they think  you are the perfect porkchop. 
And the people who supposedly were on your side and supporting you in exchange for your support have been promised the rights to lick the grill when you are crispy and done.

Sleep well.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2015 07:27 PM (3pRHP)

248

 

Man I want to try that St. George Vodka... anyone know what the base spirit is?

Posted by: OG Celtic American at July 30, 2015 07:27 PM (1LhSy)

249 Only sippin 3rd finger of bourbon, slowly. Physically, I can feel a lessening of tension throughout my muscular structure, including a relaxation of facial and upper torso muscles. I can distinctively feel a lessening in blood pressure, too. As an aside, I'm one of the exceptions to the rule, in that I can reliably feel an increase or decrease in blood pressure, and act accordingly. BP is the only meds I take with any regularity, with aspirin and/or alka seltzer the others, as needed. That aforementioned calming and sense of well being, continues apace. I would imagine that the combination of factors would best be now described as the classic: "nice warm glow." Fortunately for me, regardless of how much bunker fuel I pump into tankage, it does not change my elemental nature, persona or temperament. I'll just eventually excuse myself from the proceedings, able in the direction of my pillow and then retire for the evening. I'm about one more drink away from doing precisely that. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 07:29 PM (RzZOc)

250 Man I want to try that St. George Vodka... anyone know what the base spirit is? Posted by: OG Celtic American at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (1LhSy) Eau de corroded carburetor?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:29 PM (lojDy)

251 "that is, there's no visible seeds in the fried bits but they are spicy." No seeds it ain't "spicy." That's where the heat is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:29 PM (C6hcv)

252 Doesn't alter the fact that video is a very lossy way of imparting information. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:26 AM (lojDy) If its mostly talking it can be decent. Because you can listen to it, while looking at something else.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 07:29 PM (zt+N6)

253 good night irongrampa

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 07:29 PM (b2cFu)

254 Caught the first episode yesterday, and interesting if you like seeing how other political systems work in trenches. Yes Minister without the comedy. With the usual Asian acting - lots of people just staring at each other, the women are frustrated pincushions or plotting bitches and so on. But if you like nuts and bolts politics worth a gander.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (kdS6q)


Remember, with Korean film, the main characters soldier on in the face of opposition, making light of their troubles and striving right up to their pointless deaths in horrible, inevitable fashions.

That is how you know they are heroes.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2015 07:29 PM (3pRHP)

255 What type of carburetor?

Since St. George, would it be Lucas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 07:30 PM (rNQTc)

256 Since St. George, would it be L***s?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:30 AM (rNQTc)


Shh - it's dangerous to mention the Dark Lord here. You may be putting parts of Pixy's systems at risk.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 07:31 PM (pAlYe)

257 All, right, now I'm ducking out. Pussing out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 07:32 PM (C6hcv)

258 Well maybe Pixy should suck it up, buttercup.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 07:33 PM (YuiQg)

259 What type of carburetor? Since St. George, would it be Lucas? Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:30 AM (rNQTc) I don't believe Lucas made carburetors. Too many holes, can't keep the smoke in. Probably Amal or SU. Or a Carter RBS. Brand new, they were scrap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:33 PM (lojDy)

260 Eau de corroded carburetor? Posted by: Alberta ------------ Heh. I have a coffee mug, molded to look like a Stromberg 97.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 07:33 PM (9mTYi)

261 Sleep well. Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (3pRHP) O_o

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:33 PM (SUxN+)

262 Night RK

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 07:35 PM (9mTYi)

263 #224: Elisabeth, I absolutely believe you were a valedictorian (and the only one at your school, so it definitely wasn't a "participation trophy"), based on the way you and I have a tendency to know the same facts. That right there tells me you have a huge brain and you know how to use it.

Say, how would you feel about having kids that we could make fun of for having merely genius-level IQs?

"What's that, son? You applied to Mensa and they accepted you? Pfft, they came to me and I turned them down."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 30, 2015 07:35 PM (wKc1L)

264 Heh. I have a coffee mug, molded to look like a Stromberg 97. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:33 AM (9mTYi) I have seen those!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:35 PM (lojDy)

265 http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/bush-art_0.jpg

That bush had it coming!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2015 07:35 PM (z+4T3)

266 Jim, I think we can end the study early due to significant clinical improvement in the experimental arm compared to the control. Of course, feel free to continue sipping your bourbon.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 07:36 PM (b2cFu)

267 Shh - it's dangerous to mention the Dark Lord here. You may be putting parts of Pixy's systems at risk. Posted by: Maetenloch --------------- Calm down. Here, have a warm beer...

Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at July 30, 2015 07:36 PM (9mTYi)

268 Do you know what technological systems that Lucas cursed to his dying day? Pixytronics. It's the only thing Down Under that even the snakes and spiders fear. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 07:37 PM (RzZOc)

269 Original Lucas smoke fluid replacement kit: http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:38 PM (lojDy)

270 Alberta - Pic: http://preview.tinyurl.com/q6nnpqx

Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at July 30, 2015 07:39 PM (9mTYi)

271 I can always count on my favorite palm to make me feel good.

Posted by: frond fondler at July 30, 2015 07:39 PM (d+1U8)

272 She has the weirding way! freebeacon.com/blog/hillary-clinton-greatest-weakness/

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 30, 2015 07:39 PM (+jijM)

273 Oops. Sheds failure-prone Brit electronics sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 07:39 PM (9mTYi)

274 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 12:35 AM (wKc1L) HA! Actually, most of my married grad school friends have kids who may be even smarter than they are. It's both hilarious and a wee bit intimidating.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 30, 2015 07:40 PM (iuQS7)

275 When I learned that Lucas supplied the avionics for the SST, I knew that I would never be aboard one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 07:40 PM (9mTYi)

276 Anyone else a fan of Milo Yiannopolouolouloulous? Think dude is very funny

Posted by: thathalfrican - the random walker at July 30, 2015 07:41 PM (R5HRU)

277 No seeds it ain't "spicy." That's where the heat is. Posted by: Ricardo Kill Hence "I think they cheat and spray them with some chili oil"

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:41 PM (VY8H5)

278 Versa is a terrible car. And I own a Nissan.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2015 07:42 PM (+4uXG)

279 Good nite Morons Be well,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 07:43 PM (YuiQg)

280 Kerry responded that the agreement wasn't treated as a treaty "because you can't pass a treaty anymore." --------------------------------------------------------- These people need to be removed to prison to await their trial for treason. Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 11:26 PM (ShdUd) Did anybody even think to ask why you can't pass a treaty anymore?

Posted by: Blano at July 30, 2015 07:44 PM (heN73)

281 The closest I ever got to being with a girl like that was when the police served a restraining order on me with her original signature on the sworn affidavit. It smelled nice. Real nice. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (SUxN+) **** Here is another one, which I actually prefer slightly over Kate. I never thought those words would be typed by me in that order, but here ya have it: http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/charlotte-mckinney- says-girls-should-give-bjs/ Once again, lose the space.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 07:44 PM (2z4UX)

282

Kerry is as stupid as he appears.  Meaning he fits right in with what is an unrecognizably degraded and sub-mediocre American "elite".  I still remember standing there with a friend, in 2004 - election had just been called for Dubya.  We could not believe it wasn't call-able by 8PM Eastern.  We could not believe it was even close.  Looking back on it, that was the first time I really started to wonder what had happened to the country (I dismissed the idiocy and disaster of the Clinton years as a distracted country enjoying its little tech boom).

 

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

283 So. Our bodies were built for redundancy. Two hands. Two eyes. Two legs. Etc. So why do we only get one penis?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:44 PM (SUxN+)

284 "I cannot explain the ONT" Morpheus has a red pill and a blue pill, and even he can't explain the ONT.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2015 07:46 PM (+4uXG)

285 Well good night all.  Thanks for all the laughs, it has to be black humour when one thinks Lucas* is funny. 

*Both Lucas Electric and George Lucas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 07:46 PM (rNQTc)

286 Alberta - Lucas Smoke. Pretty damned funny. Must read it all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 07:47 PM (9mTYi)

287 So. Our bodies were built for redundancy. Two hands. Two eyes. Two legs. Etc. So why do we only get one penis? Posted by: ObjectionSustained If you manage to lose your peen, mayhaps you aren't the best set of genes to be reproduced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:49 PM (VY8H5)

288 Kerry is as stupid as he appears. Meaning he fits right in with what is an unrecognizably degraded and sub-mediocre American "elite". ---------------------- It is astonishing. We jibe about Kerry..., but in point of fact, he is a slow-witted, inexperienced, ass. The same is true of almost all of the this administration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 07:50 PM (9mTYi)

289 So why do we only get one penis?

Because then it would be 2 to 1 against your brain.

Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 30, 2015 07:50 PM (ODxAs)

290 When I learned that Lucas supplied the avionics for the SST, I knew that I would never be aboard one. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:40 AM (9mTYi) Yet it seems the only fatal crash involving a Concorde was caused by a piece of metal debris shed onto the runway by a DC10. Go figure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 07:50 PM (lojDy)

291  
off mane sock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2015 07:51 PM (ODxAs)

292 Here is another one, which I actually prefer slightly over Kate. I never thought those words would be typed by me in that order, but here ya have it: http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/charlotte-mckinney- says-girls-should-give-bjs/ Once again, lose the space. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (2z4UX) May have answered my question about two penises. Either would have killed me, or I would have starved myself to death before I got out of the bunk.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:51 PM (SUxN+)

293

I clearly recall when George (reportedly) threatened to quit if Pollard was released.  Those of us who knew him were skeptical and puzzled.  George was plucked from obscurity and by an outlandish series of events ended up as CIA director.  One of Dubya's greatest mistakes was keeping him - twice ... initially, and after 9/11.  Huge and pretty obvious errors.  (If Rummy had wanted CIA, the original plan, George would have been gone in 2001)

 

We figured that career folks had made it clear there would be an uproar if Pollard were freed, forcing his hand.  Prior to going to Senate Intel in 1985, I wonder if George had even heard about Pollard.   Sounds harsh, but the guy was not long on substance. 

 

Not a chance he'd quit "on principle" - he was 10 levels above where he ever expected to get (not unreasonably).

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 07:51 PM (QDnY+)

294 Anyone else a fan of Milo Yiannopolouolouloulous? Think dude is very funny Posted by: thathalfrican Definite shades of Andrew in his writing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:51 PM (VY8H5)

295 Nite, Anna & MH. Crank. On the fourth n' final pour. No radical change or externally noticeable aberration. However, I'm sufficiently self-aware as to know that I should no longer operate a motor vehicle until a good night's sleep is in the bag. In other words, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 07:52 PM (RzZOc)

296 Because then it would be 2 to 1 against your brain. Posted by: Cecil the Lion *COUGH*

Posted by: your testes[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 07:52 PM (VY8H5)

297 #RemembertheMane

Posted by: zombie Cecil at July 30, 2015 07:53 PM (d+1U8)

298 You get the O.J. Whoever drinks the Val U Rite gets the screw. At least that's what I've heard, anyway. From a friend. Oh, and hiya, R.K. Or as my Aggie friends are wont to say; "Howdy, Dammit!" Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (RzZOc) So you three are gonna go look for the real killer?

Posted by: Blano at July 30, 2015 07:53 PM (heN73)

299 Kerry is as stupid as he appears. Meaning he fits right in with what is an unrecognizably degraded and sub-mediocre American "elite". ---------------------- It is astonishing. We jibe about Kerry..., but in point of fact, he is a slow-witted, inexperienced, ass. The same is true of almost all of the this administration. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (9mTYi) The American version of Monty Python's upper class twits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 07:53 PM (W5DcG)

300 If you manage to lose your peen, mayhaps you aren't the best set of genes to be reproduced. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:49 AM (VY8H5) *** That right there is some funny shit. *golf clap*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 07:53 PM (1eYr7)

301 So. Our bodies were built for redundancy. Two hands. Two eyes. Two legs. Etc. So why do we only get one penis?

So we'll do something else once in a while.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 07:54 PM (bZQB+)

302 *COUGH* Posted by: your testes at July 31, 2015 12:52 AM (VY8H5) Aren't you supposed to turn your head first?

Posted by: tcn at July 30, 2015 07:55 PM (+YMhA)

303 225 Happy fun ball can't bounce. It may identify as a ball, but it is actually one of those kids blocks with a letter on it. Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (zt+N6) I dunno, this sure looks like bouncing to me, & the girls know bouncing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zOtZlO52k

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 07:56 PM (Vm8WO)

304 But I thought Boosh was owned by teh Joos?

Posted by: PBJ5959 at July 30, 2015 07:56 PM (r1du+)

305 I saw The Real Killer open for The Killer Bees back in '97. Glad I was twenty rows back. The mosh pit was murder. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 07:57 PM (RzZOc)

306 292 So why do we only get one penis? Because then it would be 2 to 1 against your brain. Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (ODxAs) There would probably be a barroom brawl in our pants every time 34D walked by.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 07:57 PM (SUxN+)

307
I got a little kick out of Shrillary going all wobbly on PP today.  That's gonna send out some shockwaves.

*of course everything with her is a cold calculating bitch so its just for show, but still a little kick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2015 07:58 PM (ODxAs)

308 Night all.

Here is "Profit of Doom" by Type O Negative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAG_5bmBIl4

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 30, 2015 07:58 PM (/YkzI)

309 Well, contract ran out finally. Applied at a location owned by an old boss - and got notice that my resume was probably circular filed. So - I think that I am going to go fishing tomorrow for no reason but the fact that I don't have to work. Then Monday I will start looking again - but hopefully I'll be sunburnt and full of fried trout.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 30, 2015 07:59 PM (LlQKJ)

310 295 Nice post. That girl wins.

Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 07:59 PM (ShdUd)

311 If you manage to lose your peen, mayhaps you aren't the best set of genes to be reproduced. Posted by: weft ---------------- The same applies to head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:00 PM (9mTYi)

312 314 If you manage to lose your peen, mayhaps you aren't the best set of genes to be reproduced. Posted by: weft ---------------- The same applies to head. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:00 AM (9mTYi) There can be only one!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:02 PM (b2cFu)

313 I dunno, this sure looks like bouncing to me, & the girls know bouncing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zOtZlO52k Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 12:56 AM (Vm8WO) False propaganda put out by the same PR firm that is now employed by Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 08:03 PM (zt+N6)

314 a piece of metal debris shed onto the runway by a DC10. -------------- Well, DC-10's were notorious were shedding pieces of metal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:03 PM (9mTYi)

315

Mike H., I'll limit myself to this one outburst, but it is no exaggeration to say that idiocracy is now running what was once the greatest country the world has ever known.  I'm speaking here of the foreign policy/nat. security side.

 

It started (in earnest) in the Clinton years.  During/after Vietnam, the Dem party lost its collective mind on foreign policy.  By the late 80s, the last echo of serious Dem foreign policy behavior was fading (Nunn, other southern Dems, being the last high-profile elected types).  Also, the stable of Cold War (comparatively serious) Dem non-elected people was retiring, or gone.  Only one or two people (more/less) in the same mold, like Holbrooke.

 

So the Clinton admin. vacuumed up all kinds of lightweight Hill people and put them in serious jobs far beyond their ability (and unimpressive Beltway functionaries - Sandy Berger, National Security Advisor, WTF??).  It was stunning.  Together with an unserious president, not nearly as smart or wise as people inexplicably seem to think, and you have disaster after disaster, culminating in 9/11, a much more aggressive Iran (this is almost universally ignored or not understood), and more.

 

Now?  Beyond ridiculous.  Well, it starts at the top, obviously.  But now even dimmer, more fringe, less capable, more deluded lightweights than even the Clinton years.  The "heavyweights" are anything but - Ash Carter?  And the freak at CIA. 

 

A fundamentally unserious country now has comically untalented, inexperienced, unintelligent, misguided people dominating what was once the most serious and important areas of public service.

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 08:04 PM (QDnY+)

316 304 So we'll do something else once in a while. Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:54 AM Uhhh, but you have 2 hands to fap with. Hence something different.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 08:05 PM (Vm8WO)

317 286 So. Our bodies were built for redundancy. Two hands. Two eyes. Two legs. Etc. So why do we only get one penis?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (SUxN+)



With one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.

Posted by: every woman in history at July 30, 2015 08:06 PM (EzgxV)

318 The United Flight 232 that crashed at Sioux City, departed as a DC-10. But after shredding it's center engine, taking out all three hydraulic systems and most of a horizontal stabilizer, it was downgraded to a DC-9.2 ......... what..... too soon? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 08:08 PM (RzZOc)

319 Michelle Shocked, 'The Ballad of Patch Eye and Meg'. Nice tune : He told many a story about his wooden leg As he sat there spinning yarns Once he'd lost it to a mamba snake Down in the Amazon Another time it was way out west In a gunfight, or so he said, but That's alright, a man's got two legs Why'know, he could've lost his head...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:08 PM (9mTYi)

320 Hey, wait a minute. Remember the man with 2 wangs from an ont a while back?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 08:10 PM (Vm8WO)

321 298 Nite, Anna & MH.

Crank. On the fourth n' final pour. No radical change or externally noticeable aberration.

However, I'm sufficiently self-aware as to know that I should no longer operate a motor vehicle until a good night's sleep is in the bag.

In other words, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:52 AM (RzZOc)



I, for one, can golemly swear that I am senerally int as notoxicated as thinkle peep.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 08:10 PM (EzgxV)

322 With one of these, I can get as many of those as I want. Posted by: every woman in history at July 31, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV) It takes a crooked man, to walk a crooked mile...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 30, 2015 08:11 PM (lojDy)

323 Bebe! How are you doing tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 08:12 PM (10ydV)

324 The sacrament of abortion shall not be impugned, not matter how grizzly the truth. They need the personal stigmata of having participated in the murder of a child to keep a swath of society on their plantation, harvesting votes instead of cotton.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 08:12 PM (ztOda)

325 He told many a story about his wooden leg As he sat there spinning yarns Once he'd lost it to a mamba snake Down in the Amazon Another time it was way out west In a gunfight, or so he said, but That's alright, a man's got two legs Why'know, he could've lost his head... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi) Michelle Shocked has some real good tunes. She can spin a story in song.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 30, 2015 08:12 PM (lojDy)

326 6 hours to go. Lamenting that they will be alcohol free.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:13 PM (b2cFu)

327 325 It takes a crooked man, to walk a crooked mile... Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2015 01:11 AM (lojDy) It's truly amazing that shrillery never bobbited you.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 08:13 PM (Vm8WO)

328 Rhomboid - It is all truly hard to believe. A confederacy of dunces and half-wits, bereft of wisdom or experience. It is just staggering. We are far past the point of it being amusing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:13 PM (9mTYi)

329 Damn. The socks are exhibiting annoying static cling tonight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 08:13 PM (lojDy)

330 319 304 So we'll do something else once in a while. Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:54 AM Uhhh, but you have 2 hands to fap with. Hence something different. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:05 AM (Vm8WO) I would feel guilty. One hand is a better fapping hand than the other. I would use the dominant hand, then feel sorry for the hand with lesser abilities. But then I would have to play favorites with my penises, and in order for one not to feel slighted by the other, I would go back to the dominant hand. Then the cycle would just start over. Or I would just stop altogether and no one would be happy. I hate being a people pleaser. Everyone ends up happy except for me.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 08:13 PM (SUxN+)

331 I only have one weiner, but I self-identify as a polyphalus.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2015 08:14 PM (+4uXG)

332 rhombiod - anyone associated with CAP should have been blacklisted from Federal employment.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 08:14 PM (ztOda)

333 We are far past the point of it being amusing. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (9mTYi) It's a matter of perspective. I'm certain the apocalyptic Iranians and our future Chinese overlords are laughing their *sses off.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:14 PM (b2cFu)

334

Oh - was busy grilling during most of that last ace thread.  So, belated comment.

 

Any discussion of "white privilege" or related idiocies is in the same category as Nazi "racial hygiene" or Lysenkoist "biology" or Jim Jones' delusions or whatever the f**k the Sorbonne-educated nutcases of the Khmer Rouge leadership thought they believed.

 

In other words, crazy nonsense.

 

As are all discussions of racism, aside from those focused on the crippling racism within the black and other select minority communities, and the racial motivation for the demolition of the rule of law ("affirmative action").

 

On a list of 100 important issues for America or Americans, "racism" is about 458.  (leaving aside idiotic "white guilt" of the sort that raised Obama from deserved utter obscurity to the highest office in the land)

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 08:14 PM (QDnY+)

335 326 Bebe! How are you doing tonight? Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV) Nervous about my first month end at the new job. How are you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 08:14 PM (Vm8WO)

336 It's truly amazing that shrillery never bobbited you. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (Vm8WO) "Your only child, I presume?"

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 30, 2015 08:15 PM (lojDy)

337 Michelle Shocked has some real good tunes. She can spin a story in song. --------------- Talented gal..., but doomed on account of 'homophobe'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:17 PM (9mTYi)

338 338 326 Bebe! How are you doing tonight?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV)

Nervous about my first month end at the new job. How are you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO)



Have you got a copy of the close schedule?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 08:17 PM (EzgxV)

339 "Your only child, I presume?" Posted by: Just the punchline at July 31, 2015 01:15 AM (lojDy) We'll call it, The Aristocrats Clintons!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:17 PM (b2cFu)

340 Nervous about my first month end at the new job. How are you? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO) Good. Just got back from the gym and made dinner. Now to crawl into bed with a book. Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 08:17 PM (10ydV)

341 Well, contract ran out finally. Applied at a location owned by an old boss - and got notice that my resume was probably circular filed. So - I think that I am going to go fishing tomorrow for no reason but the fact that I don't have to work. Then Monday I will start looking again - but hopefully I'll be sunburnt and full of fried trout. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 31, 2015 12:59 AM (LlQKJ) That sounds like a really nice weekend.

Posted by: Blano at July 30, 2015 08:18 PM (heN73)

342

Jean - hope you're still here - perhaps too much Brazilian rum - but what is "CAP"?

 

My declining head muscle only comes up with "combat air patrol" for that one.

 

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 08:18 PM (QDnY+)

343 341 Have you got a copy of the close schedule? Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV) Yep 343 Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork? Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV) Bunch of stuff I've never done before, with minimal instruction. I'm just super nervous about doing a good job, getting through probation & staying employed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 08:20 PM (Vm8WO)

344 Alas, a zero six thirty alarm awaits. So, I've gotta bag some shuteye before the new day and same grind, arrives. Notice I didn't say "beauty sleep". I cannot afford to be in the thirty year coma that would be required to achieve that lofty goal. Not that I'd awaken at the end of thirty years. I'd kind of bust up the actuarial tables were I to do so. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 08:21 PM (RzZOc)

345 Sadly, I must hie me to bed also. Good night, folks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 08:22 PM (9mTYi)

346 Bebe, you'll kick ass, take names, AND chew bubblegum all at the same time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 08:22 PM (10ydV)

347 It's a matter of perspective. I'm certain the apocalyptic Iranians and our future Chinese overlords are laughing their *sses off. Posted by: Conservative Crank *COUGH*

Posted by: Indians what now shadow China[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 08:22 PM (VY8H5)

348 327 They need the personal stigmata of having participated in the murder of a child...

You make it sound like a gang initiation.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 08:23 PM (o78gS)

349 349 Bebe, you'll kick ass, take names, AND chew bubblegum all at the same time. Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:22 AM (10ydV) From your keyboard to God's monitor...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 08:23 PM (Vm8WO)

350 #277: My thinking there is that Henry Jarvik is generally considered the smartest man in the world, and his wife Marilyn Vos-Savant is generally considered the world's smartest woman.

My first thought on learning that was, man, imagine the pressure of being one of their kids!

Henry, Jr.: "Hey, look at this, Dad! I'm the eighth smartest guy in the world!"

Henry, Sr.: "There are no words to describe my disappointment. Is eighth really the best you can do? I have no son!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 30, 2015 08:25 PM (wKc1L)

351 Am I the lone survivor of the ONT? As Alexander Haig once said: "I'm in control." (Except I don't have pools of flop sweat shining under the klieg lights)

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 08:26 PM (SUxN+)

352 346 341 Have you got a copy of the close schedule?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)

Yep

343 Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV)

Bunch of stuff I've never done before, with minimal instruction. I'm just super nervous about doing a good job, getting through probation & staying employed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)



A close schedule is not a guarantee that the numbers will accurately reflect reality -- it is a contract that enumerated procedures will be done at specified times with the goal of giving interested parties timely (if inaccurate and incomplete) information. How many days is it, and how much of it is yours?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 08:26 PM (EzgxV)

353 Nite, Jim

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 08:27 PM (VY8H5)

354 Eyelids are getting heavy here at Casa de Peon, too. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 08:28 PM (lojDy)

355 Am I the lone survivor of the ONT? As Alexander Haig once said: "I'm in control." (Except I don't have pools of flop sweat shining under the klieg lights)

Other of us are out here. 

From your point of view we're just like subatomic particles in the quantum foam, flitting in and out of existence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 08:29 PM (bZQB+)

356 353 #277: My thinking there is that Henry Jarvik is generally considered the smartest man in the world, and his wife Marilyn Vos-Savant is generally considered the world's smartest woman. My first thought on learning that was, man, imagine the pressure of being one of their kids! Henry, Jr.: "Hey, look at this, Dad! I'm the eighth smartest guy in the world!" Henry, Sr.: "There are no words to describe my disappointment. Is eighth really the best you can do? I have no son!" Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L) Do you mean Richard Jarvik? True story: Mrs. Crank and I are on our honeymoon--delayed until first anniversary--and eating at Victoria and Albert's at the Grand Floridian. There is only one other table occupied at the seating, 2 couples, with a conversation that seems to cover a fair bit of medical terminology. Throughout dinner, Mrs. Crank keeps saying, "I know that guy, where did I see him? A medical conference?" After we get back to our room, it dawns on her--it was Richard Jarvik.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:29 PM (b2cFu)

357 Henry, Sr.: "There are no words to describe my disappointment. Is eighth really the best you can do? I have no son!" Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L) I have always been up front with my kids. My love is completely conditional on the level of their achievement.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 08:30 PM (SUxN+)

358 Which things haven't you done? (Feel free to continue in email if you start getting concerned.)



One of the first things I learned in public accounting is that SALY is queen. Stands for "Same As Last Year". If you get all your ducks in a row by rolling forward everything from the prior period, you'll just be punching in figures for the period to come.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 08:32 PM (EzgxV)

359 That Savant woman is an idiot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 08:32 PM (W5DcG)

360 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L) LOL! Seriously! And having read a few of MVS' columns a long time ago, I could well imagine that sort of conversation actually happening in their house.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 30, 2015 08:33 PM (iuQS7)

361 Adios, Dickbag. *Poof!* LOL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 08:38 PM (1eYr7)

362 355 346
341 Have you got a copy of the close schedule?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)



Yep



343 Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV)



Bunch of stuff I've never done before, with minimal instruction.
I'm just super nervous about doing a good job, getting through probation
staying employed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)


A close schedule is not a guarantee that the numbers will accurately reflect reality -- it is a contract that enumerated procedures will be done at specified times with the goal of giving interested parties timely (if inaccurate and incomplete) information. How many days is it, and how much of it is yours?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:26 AM (EzgxV)



Oh, and one more thing -- please let me know if you go the email route. Thunderbird's been blown up for a couple of months and I need to specifically log into websites.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 08:39 PM (EzgxV)

363 Oh, did I miss a troll? So sad.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:41 PM (b2cFu)

364 Oh, did I miss a troll? So sad.

I wouldn't say I've been missing it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 08:43 PM (bZQB+)

365 Oh, did I miss a troll? So sad. Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:41 AM (b2cFu) *** Yes, but not really. He is like 12 O' Clock Charlie in the old MASH series.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 08:43 PM (cygkw)

366 You make it sound like a gang initiation into the Witchery Way. Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2015 01:23 AM (o78gS) FIFY.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 30, 2015 08:44 PM (iuQS7)

367 All right! I'm glad I could amuse you, Elisabeth!

Crank, I'm sure you're right that his first name is Richard and not Henry. I didn't bother to look it up. My mistake.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 30, 2015 08:48 PM (wKc1L)

368 Posted by: IW at July 31, 2015 01:49 AM (ZPxpc) *** *Le Poof* LOL

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 08:50 PM (1eYr7)

369 Horde, yall are straight comedy. Thank you

Posted by: thathalfrican - in the city lights at July 30, 2015 08:50 PM (R5HRU)

370 Oh, now I see it. How sad.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:51 PM (b2cFu)

371 rhomboid - CAP = Center for American Progress, Obama's source of Foreign Policy clowns

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 08:51 PM (ztOda)

372 They need the personal stigmata of having participated in the murder of a child... You make it sound like a gang initiation. You're maligning gang initiations.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 08:53 PM (ztOda)

373 Posted by: IW at July 31, 2015 01:49 AM (ZPxpc) **** Always with the I names with you, Rainman. *Of course, I'm a very good driver. I'm a good driver.* You are nothing, but you are predictable.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 08:54 PM (1eYr7)

374 bebe's boobs, why are you nervous?  I am sure you did quite well

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 08:54 PM (2XMpf)

375 G'night everyone.

I'll leave as I arrived, with a Pat Travers tune.  This time it's "Stevie":  https://youtu.be/Bgu4KjuHXwA (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 08:55 PM (bZQB+)

376 Posted by: IW at July 31, 2015 01:54 AM (ZPxpc) Anyone else here play the original Baldur's Gate? Anyone else reminded of Noobler, the character who would pester you endlessly for 20 minutes or so, and then you would get experience for not having done the rational thing of just killing him so he would shut up? Yeah, that.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 08:55 PM (b2cFu)

377 Yeah, that. Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:55 AM (b2cFu) ***** I have not, but understand your point. I taunt cuz I know from past experience it pisses him off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 09:00 PM (1eYr7)

378 Crank - my kids are playing it on the IPad now.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 09:01 PM (ztOda)

379 378 bebe's boobs, why are you nervous? I am sure you did quite well

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 01:54 AM (2XMpf)




I understand why she's nervous. There's a whole lot of BS floated about the "close process" and a whole bunch of self-serving subterfuge and obfuscation intended to create an artificial class of initiates. Fact is, it's common sense about agreed procedures off a checklist. Three weeks ago, she'll look back on this and wonder why she was nervous. Month after that, she'll look back and outright laugh.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 09:02 PM (EzgxV)

380 I've never gotten all the way through. I'll get about 3/4 there, real life intervenes, next thing I know it's a year later and I'd rather start from scratch than try to get back into the flow of the game. Still some of the best voiceover work in any game I've ever played, especially the more psychotic NPCs, just hilarious.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 09:03 PM (b2cFu)

381 oh I am sure bebe's boobs did quite well.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 09:07 PM (2XMpf)

382 Crank, the next game, Ice Wind Dale requires less attention. I remember playing and beating it with a party of 5 dwarves and 1 gnome. All shorties.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 09:08 PM (ztOda)

383 Anyone else here play the original Baldur's Gate? Anyone else reminded of Noobler, the character who would pester you endlessly for 20 minutes or so, and then you would get experience for not having done the rational thing of just killing him so he would shut up? Yeah, that. Posted by: Conservative Crank Yes, but no. Always wondered about the scaredy-cat companion Khalid. What an asshole.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 09:10 PM (VY8H5)

384 Is it Sunday afternoon? *Checks Calendar, watch and window* No way it is Sunday afternoon. *Shrugs, farts, moves on*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 09:12 PM (2z4UX)

385 I can vouch for the the fact that Matthew Inman is the world's greatest salesman. His earlier project, "Let's Build a Goddam Tesla Museum" convinced me to part with (mumble, mumble) amount of money. Posted by: rickl ??? But there already is a Tesla Museum. In Serbia. I've been to it. Why have another? Or does he not know that one already exists?

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 09:13 PM (jBuUi)

386

Jean - thanks!

 

Well, yeah!  Hell yeah.  And recall, CAP was leftover Clinton era types.  Domestic, mostly, I think?

 

We're into another ratchet down, now.  Not Carter, he's no dummy - just, as a friend put it, "a perfect deputy assistant secretary in a pre-Vietnam Democratic administration".  Heh. 

 

Having just re-read The Great Terror by Conquest, and having observed the latter-stage Soviet nomenklatura first-hand, it occurred to me that there is a parallel here.  Stalin killed all the talented first-generation commies - ruthless often evil people pursuing an evil stupid cause, but many talented people.  By the Brezhnev era ..... well you know.

 

When the statutory National Security Council includes, at the most, one f**king person even worth talking to (Carter), the stunning degradation of our national govt. kind of of leaves one speechless.

 

 

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 09:14 PM (QDnY+)

387
Strawbs - Lay down 1973

https://youtu.be/KB-X_hIqKd0




"Can't sleep, Drummer will eat me."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2015 09:16 PM (kdS6q)

388 rhombiod - and Carter is really better at the domestic side of the issue -- getting budgets and policies nailed down, good relationships with Congress, etc. -- he has little or no experience engaging machine he is good at building and oiling. Just look at how Cuba rick-rolled these clowns.

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 09:18 PM (ztOda)

389 zombie. *nods respectfully*

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 09:20 PM (b2cFu)

390 http://www.tesla-museum.org/ Musej Nikole Tesle They have most of his actual personal artifacts --something that could never be duplicated by any other copycat museum. It's the real deal. I went there back when it was Yugoslavia.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

391 The video game I've really enjoyed the past few days is The Wolf Among Us. It's a visual novel with quick-time events that's available on pretty much every platform.

The basic plot is, you're Bigby Wolf, a.k.a The Big Bad Wolf, the sheriff of Fabletown, a magically-concealed section of New York where all the fairy-tale and nursery-rhyme characters ended up after fleeing their homeland to avoid some unspecified calamity. It's based on Bill Willingham's Fables comics, from DC's Vertigo imprint.

It's violent, darkly funny, and surprisingly deep (if a bit short), with really good dialogue. Lots of cussing in it. And you get a good eyeful of The Little Mermaid's boobies at a strip club.

Definitely recommended.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 30, 2015 09:21 PM (wKc1L)

392 385 oh I am sure bebe's boobs did quite well.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 02:07 AM (2XMpf)



The monthly close for her will start 8/1 and continue the length of the close schedule for her company. I'm sure she'll do fine -- it really ain't rocket surgery. Her best use of tomorrow, however, would be taking all the things done in the 5/31 close and setting 'em up in a 7/31 close file (quarter-end closes tend to have more stuff and a longer time frame than in-between months -- so for the 7/31 close she's preparing for, she'd carry-forward the 6/30 bank-rec [because it's just like the 5/31 one]....but totally blow-off the 6/30 impairment test, because that isn't done except at quarters. A lot of times there's a close directory; a lot of times there's a close binder. Best time to prepare both is right before. Make the tabs, review the prior version (if you know where last month's outstanding check listing is, you won't have to panic looking for it).

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 09:21 PM (EzgxV)

393 cthulhu -- you scare me with that talk

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 09:25 PM (ztOda)

394 of course I have my own tinfoil hat ideas on Cuba ...

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2015 09:27 PM (ztOda)

395

Jean - yep.

 

It's all beyond description.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2015 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

396 Popehat signal for Mandy Nagy, aka @Liberty_Chick. She's could use your help. http://popehat.com/2015/07/29/popehat-signal-please-help-mandy-nagy-and-her-family/

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 09:37 PM (VY8H5)

397 You people suck at links..

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 09:39 PM (VY8H5)

398 You people suck at links.. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:39 AM (VY8H5) *** Yeah, cuz after 2 a.m. on a Thursday night/Friday morning, we should be right On. It! That said, thank you for the correct links.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 09:46 PM (cygkw)

399 389 But there already is a Tesla Museum. In Serbia. I've been to it. Why have another? Or does he not know that one already exists? Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 02:13 AM (jBuUi) This was a fundraiser to buy his old laboratory "Wardenclyffe" in Shoreham, NY and convert it into a museum. It was successful and the rehabilitation of the site is underway. http://www.teslasciencecenter.org/

Posted by: rickl at July 30, 2015 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

400 *Shrugs, farts, moves on* Posted by: ManWithNoParty Right on, man

Posted by: LIVs e'rrywhere[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 09:54 PM (VY8H5)

401 Damn this lack of beer and/or bourbon...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 09:54 PM (b2cFu)

402 400 Popehat signal for Mandy Nagy, aka @Liberty_Chick. She's could use your help. http://popehat.com/2015/07/29/popehat-signal-please-help-mandy-nagy-and-her-family/ Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:37 AM (VY8H5) In a sane society, scumbags like B.K. would be dealt with summarily and harshly. And no jury would convict them. Just saying.

Posted by: rickl at July 30, 2015 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

403 *Shrugs, farts, moves on* Posted by: ManWithNoParty Right on, man Posted by: LIVs e'rrywhere at July 31, 2015 02:54 AM (VY8H5) *** Yeah, those Non Gamers are totes LIVs. LOL

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2015 10:02 PM (2z4UX)

404 ok good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 10:02 PM (2XMpf)

405 No SMFH, no Slap, no Chi--missing a lot of regulars tonight.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 10:09 PM (b2cFu)

406 397 cthulhu -- you scare me with that talk

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:25 AM (ztOda)



You're not the intended audience. Bebe'll be thinking "is that all???"

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 10:10 PM (EzgxV)

407 In a sane society, scumbags like B.K. would be dealt with summarily and harshly. And no jury would convict them. Just saying. Posted by: rickl It's takin' me a few years to understand that justice and state-issued rulings aren't mutual bread.

Posted by: LIVs e'rrywhere[/i] [/b] at July 30, 2015 10:15 PM (VY8H5)

408 409 No SMFH, no Slap, no Chi--missing a lot of regulars tonight.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:09 AM (b2cFu)


I'm lurking when it gets slow at work.  Just because nothing's said doesn't mean no people here.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 30, 2015 10:16 PM (J+mig)

409 409 No SMFH, no Slap, no Chi--missing a lot of regulars tonight.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:09 AM (b2cFu)



Stuff happens -- the fiancee and I had dinner with my sister and her family tonight....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 10:17 PM (EzgxV)

410 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 30, 2015 10:20 PM (qOsoH)

411 So, did anyone ever have someone steal their trash? Trash day here is Friday. Recycling day is Tuesday. Last Friday, I got the bin out to the curb too late, the truck had already come and gone. The bin sat there for the weekend, then on Monday I pulled it back from the curb and put the recycling bin out. Tuesday, the recycling truck came and emptied the recycling bin. I put that bin back in it's rack and moved the trash bin (the one that had missed pickup last Friday) back to the curb. It was really full, BTW. Yesterday it sat there, full. Today it sat there, full. Tonight I took another bin out to join it in waiting for trash pickup tomorrow morning, and the bin was sitting there empty. Somebody stole my trash. Collection day is tomorrow. Up and down the street, people have their bins out for collection in the morning, and they are full. It's just my bin that has mysteriously been emptied. So....somebody stole my trash. How strange is that?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 30, 2015 10:32 PM (WvS3w)

412 Was wondering about SMFH myself. When the thread slows down, I wander back and forth between here, ZeroHedge and mindless mental wandering. I have a crap job right now, with literally nothing to do between about midnight and 5AM other than watch an entrance. The ONT thread helps me stay occupied.

Posted by: Blano at July 30, 2015 10:33 PM (heN73)

413 Hullo, Adriane... WD--recyclables yes, not so much the trash unless it was semi-salvageable furniture

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 10:35 PM (b2cFu)

414 Weirddave So....somebody stole my trash. How strange is that? You do shred chip all documents containing personal information, including billing information, bank account numbers, credit card and loan offers, correct?

Posted by: Wonga Taa, King of Jungle at July 30, 2015 10:40 PM (FlRtG)

415 415 So, did anyone ever have someone steal their trash?

Trash day here is Friday. Recycling day is Tuesday. Last Friday, I got the bin out to the curb too late, the truck had already come and gone. The bin sat there for the weekend, then on Monday I pulled it back from the curb and put the recycling bin out. Tuesday, the recycling truck came and emptied the recycling bin. I put that bin back in it's rack and moved the trash bin (the one that had missed pickup last Friday) back to the curb. It was really full, BTW. Yesterday it sat there, full. Today it sat there, full. Tonight I took another bin out to join it in waiting for trash pickup tomorrow morning, and the bin was sitting there empty.

Somebody stole my trash.

Collection day is tomorrow. Up and down the street, people have their bins out for collection in the morning, and they are full. It's just my bin that has mysteriously been emptied.

So....somebody stole my trash.

How strange is that?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 31, 2015 03:32 AM (WvS3w)



You're not really Marco Rubio, are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 10:46 PM (EzgxV)

416 Good morning, all. Just woke up from one of the best sleepsiI've had in a long time. Dave, do you live next door to Marco Rubio? Maybe ace stole your trash on accident.

Posted by: Chi at July 30, 2015 10:47 PM (r9db5)

417 You do shred chip all documents containing personal information, including billing information, bank account numbers, credit card and loan offers, correct? Yes, and then I burn them. No lie, that shredded paper is what I use to start fires in the fireplace in the winter or the firepit in the summer.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 30, 2015 10:49 PM (WvS3w)

418 Heh. Great minds...

Posted by: Chi at July 30, 2015 10:49 PM (r9db5)

419 420 Good morning, all. Just woke up from one of the best sleepsiI've had in a long time.

Dave, do you live next door to Marco Rubio? Maybe ace stole your trash on accident.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:47 AM (r9db5)




Yay!!!! Chi got laid!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 10:50 PM (EzgxV)

420 Yes, and then I burn them. Good choice. Identity theft real bullshit.

Posted by: Wonga Taa, King of Jungle at July 30, 2015 10:50 PM (FlRtG)

421 Hello CC ... hope things are going well with work & family ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 30, 2015 10:50 PM (qOsoH)

422 They are, thanks Adriane. Heya Chi

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 10:52 PM (b2cFu)

423 Yay!!!! Chi got laid!!!! Posted by: cthulhu ------------------------------ Well, couldn't have been great. I don't remember that. Regardless, don't go telling SMFH. HEY, CC. No Darwin award winners tonight? I burn anything with my name on it. Never goes in the trash. Even innocuous junk mail like ValPak coupons go in a papergrocery bag (can still get them at the ccommissary), then into the firepit.

Posted by: Chi at July 30, 2015 10:57 PM (r9db5)

424 No, nothing that rises to the level of firing a f*cking mortar off your head...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:01 PM (b2cFu)

425 427 Yay!!!! Chi got laid!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu
------------------------------
Well, couldn't have been great. I don't remember that.
Regardless, don't go telling SMFH.

HEY, CC. No Darwin award winners tonight?

I burn anything with my name on it. Never goes in the trash. Even innocuous junk mail like ValPak coupons go in a papergrocery bag (can still get them at the ccommissary), then into the firepit.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:57 AM (r9db5)



Just funnin' on ya.Wish there was more joy crossin' the tubez than what we got.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 11:02 PM (EzgxV)

426 157 Japanese just might need to build a true carrier or three for the South China Sea. That looks like a good Preliminary Design sketch.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 30, 2015 11:06 PM (uPxUo)

427 Just funnin' on ya.Wish there was more joy crossin' the tubez than what we got. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcQYVtZMo

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 30, 2015 11:12 PM (qOsoH)

428 So....somebody stole my trash. How strange is that? Posted by: Weirddave at July 31, 2015 03:32 AM (WvS3w) Depends. Are you running for office? Do you live in Wasilla? Or perhaps you are somewhat brown-skinned? Seen a furry little pestilence-bag lurking in the bushes?

Posted by: tcn at July 30, 2015 11:13 PM (+YMhA)

429 Burning documents is the safest way. Hope this multiple valedictorian thing for all these kids works for them, but I doubt it. #all cats lives matter Good morning horde

Posted by: Cinnamon@Sugar's human at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (nyFYZ)

430 415 Missing trash? Bears or a herd of raccoon.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (uPxUo)

431 "So....somebody stole my trash."

Maybe some of the Horde went looking for your missing post from Saturday Morning?

Some were near having Heart Attacks over that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 30, 2015 11:37 PM (1dGX0)

432 My ability to post from home and WD's post, both missing.
Co-inkydink? I think not!!

#twoweeks

Posted by: Gmac - 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (4pjhs)

433 Looks like it's just about closing time on the ol' ONT.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 12:41 AM (b2cFu)

434 Have you seen the moon this morning? There may be some late arrivals to the morning threads if any members of the Horde are lycanthropes. How does the full moon affect ewoks?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 31, 2015 12:41 AM (r9gUQ)

435 "How does the full moon affect ewoks?"

Ewoks live on a Moon. How would a full planet effect them?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 31, 2015 12:51 AM (1dGX0)

436 438 Have you seen the moon this morning? There may be some late arrivals to the morning threads if any members of the Horde are lycanthropes.

How does the full moon affect ewoks?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 31, 2015 05:41 AM (r9gUQ)


I knew I was forgetting something.


*Goes outside and howls a few times.*

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2015 01:07 AM (J+mig)

437 Jeebus, forty comment-free minutes!

Who farted?

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:46 AM (rCmeG)

438 See I was going to ask for the perfect porn-parody-title of Amadeus. Now I'll never know.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2015 02:36 AM (+4uXG)

439 Sad face. Bring back our Cecil!

Posted by: Fligdorp at July 31, 2015 02:57 AM (ltDdP)

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