June 28, 2013

Overnight Open Thread 6/28/13 (tmi3rd)
— Open Blogger

Good evening, and TGIF, Morons and Moronettes. Hard to believe we're halfway through 2013, but I ain't complaining. Your usual hosts are unavailable this evening, so I've got the duty.

Thanks to the rest of the co-bloggers, we have a fair amount of content this evening, so please proceed below the fold to begin. Remember to keep your arms, legs, and any other appendages inside the car while on the ride.
First of all, some updates on stories we've been following:

John Wayne Bobbitt updates us on his penis: "It's never been better."

Just because you all wanted to know.

Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex

According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”

We were all over this last year when it happened.

Musical Interlude


The Libertarian Purity Quiz

This quiz is more anarchic than libertarian, but it's interesting to see what you come up with. I only scored a 57, but your mileage will certainly vary.

Another High-Flying Story

Couple Died Having Sex Against Window Which Broke

Wow. No confirmation that this is what it sounded like (start at the 0:35 mark)...


Second Musical Interlude


So, as ever, an Obamacare update...

Longtime Moronette Teresa in Fort Worth decided to touch base with the folks at the Obamacare hotline. Here's what she found. Go read the whole thing, and be warned- you ain't gonna like what you read. Thanks to Teresa, and while you're over there, please check out the whole blog.

Pssst... hey, buddy! Wanna buy a windmill? How about 14,000?

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The US has had wind farms since 1981, what the left and the green movement don't want to talk about regarding windmills is (as usual) the truth. The truth is: windmills, like solar panels, break down. And like solar panels, windmills produce less energy before they break down than the energy it took to make them. That's the part liberals forget: making windmills and solar panels takes energy, energy from coal, oil, and diesel, energy that extracts and refines raw materials, energy that transports those materials to where they will be re-shaped into finished goods, energy to manufacture those goods. More energy than those finished windmills and solar panels will ever produce.

There are many hidden truths about the world of wind turbines from the pollution and environmental damage caused in China by manufacturing bird choppers, the blight on people's lives of noise and the flicker factor and the countless numbers of birds that are killed each year by these blots on the landscape. The symbol of Green renewable energy, our saviour from the non existent problem of Global Warming, abandoned wind farms are starting to litter the planet as globally governments cut the subsidies taxes that consumers pay for the privilege of having a very expensive power source that does not work every day for various reasons like it's too cold or the wind speed is too high.

The US experience with wind farms has left over 14,000 wind turbines abandoned and slowly decaying, in most instances the turbines are just left as symbols of a dying Climate Religion, nowhere have the Green Environmentalists appeared to clear up their mess or even complain about the abandoned wind farms.


And this episode's installment of...

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DoublePlus Undead

DPUD, AliceH, Skylia, Chad, Eddiebear... all names headed for the Moron Hall Of Fame. I've met most of these folks at Moron MeatUps, and I'm extremely proud to call a couple of them my good friends. They've been associated with the HQ for a decade now, and the writing is always poignant and funny. Check 'em out. Hell, bookmark the site, and go daily. I do.

Damn Dirty Rino

Over the past few months, I've had the chance to get to know Walt at Damn Dirty RINO much better, and I can't say enough about the guy. Insightful, funny, engaging, and a friggin' AWESOME photographic artist. As he's got a real job (that allows him to assist in the highest standards of Moronhood), he doesn't post every day, but when he does, it's awesome. You can also sign up for Facebook updates from his site. Check it out.

Oh, and he has cool SWAG you can buy from his site.

The Political Hat

I've watched what Hat offers via the Yahoo group, and it's really thoughtful commentary. He updates the hell out of the site, it looks good, and his is engaging reading with fun graphics. Hat's a good guy, and his site is definitely worth your time.

Movie Of The Week

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I can only say, after a long night of spicy food, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Final Musical Offering Of The Night

After this week in politics, this song asks a good question.


And this is just awesome. Thanks to Walt at Damn Dirty RINO for the suggestion.

Thanks, in no particular order, to rd brewer, Maetenloch, Jammie WF, Drew M., Walt, BenK, Slublog, CAC, Gabe, and anyone I forgot for helping me compile all this for tonight. If you hadn't noticed, folks, there are some seriously talented people who keep the blog running because they like to do it. Disagree that we may, all of us are ultimately after the same conclusion: that our nation remain the beacon of true liberty in the world. Like family, we can all get after each other, but in the end, we still love each other. I know that there's no place in the country I've been since discovering this blog that there hasn't been a Moron or Moronette waiting to welcome me. We're lucky to have each other, and as we approach Independence Day, let's be thankful for that.

As ever, please come find me on Twitter, and have a great weekend. Thanks for reading!

-tmi3rd

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1 whoop there it is!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 28, 2013 04:39 PM (u6lBN)

2 Finally

Posted by: Joethefatman (@joethefatman1) at June 28, 2013 04:40 PM (MnSla)

3 Cult of Equality One of the Progressives’ oft-used buzzwords is “equality.” To a large extent they have won the war of words to the point where anything they equate with ”equality” is necessarily good, and those who oppose what the Progressives have equated with “equality” are necessarily “H8ers” who have lost ant argument before the debate begins. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2514

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 04:40 PM (Vk2pI)

4 Evening morons.  Hope those of you in the SW are well hydrated with beverage of choice to combat the heat.  I wish I were well hydrated to combat the stupid that is Friday night in the ER.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 04:40 PM (sQ0LB)

5 Evening Morons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 04:41 PM (4Mv1T)

6 So much Beavis and Butt-head goodness in this ONT.


the budget minded volume drinker.

I'm stealing this from the last thread.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 04:42 PM (hO8IJ)

7 Howdy Dudes.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 04:42 PM (M+lOD)

8 Sup morons?! What are drinking this fine evening?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 04:43 PM (GwLJQ)

9 Did someone say couch sex? http://youtu.be/DBGyH8SO8Dc

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at June 28, 2013 04:43 PM (+iA5G)

10 Awww yeah

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 04:43 PM (jjvz+)

11 Incidentally, I thought July 2 was the halfway point of the calendar year, owing to February stiffing us a couple days.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 04:43 PM (sQ0LB)

12 Does this mean we shouldn't burn the furniture?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 04:44 PM (YCYyi)

13 Ok, I enjoy the ONT every night, but this, this was a special one. Kick ass guys. Awesome work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:44 PM (GEICT)

14 Heather - send me your address and I will send you some syrup.  I do not sell to friends.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 04:45 PM (OSARm)

15 John Wayne Bobbit   finds his tallywhacker,  and theres still no app for that?

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 28, 2013 04:45 PM (u6lBN)

16 I got 58 on that quiz. No way I could countenance open borders, since the welfare state will always be with us.

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at June 28, 2013 04:45 PM (+iA5G)

17 91 for me on the quiz

Posted by: dr. shatterhand at June 28, 2013 04:45 PM (wGCtp)

18

the new ont smell. evening.

great thread.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 04:46 PM (ga+7c)

19 TY for the shout out Tmi3rd!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 04:47 PM (Vk2pI)

20 Even Stewart was impressed by the bear attack.

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at June 28, 2013 04:47 PM (+iA5G)

21 dang, an early ONT, how swanky . . . thanks, tmi3rd!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 04:48 PM (8lmkt)

22 The pic of the pimpin ain't easy guy reminds me of the first time I got flowers. Yes, it's sad. My dorm floor contained both guys and gals. I showed up in my freshman year determined to be nice to everyone. On Valentine's Day the the overweight, pimply, shaved-occasionally, but rarely-showered guy presented me with two roses in a Coca-Cola paper cup, bought from the store downstairs. After that I realized that the fact that over the Christmas break he bought a bathrobe eerily similar to mine should be a cause of concern. Yes, I was that naive.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 04:48 PM (K+I6z)

23 ...93 on that quiz...it must be the alcohol answering...

Posted by: billygoat at June 28, 2013 04:48 PM (ujrve)

24

The US experience with wind farms has left over 14,000 wind turbines abandoned and slowly decaying, in most instances the turbines are just left as symbols of a dying Climate Religion, nowhere have the Green Environmentalists appeared to clear up their mess or even complain about the abandoned wind farms.


*****

Kinda like Easter Island. hummm...a book topic.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 04:49 PM (ga+7c)

25 /crap, sock off, dammit! Huhuhuhuhuhuh

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2013 04:49 PM (+iA5G)

26 Good evening all. I stand at the start of some "fun-employment" it seems. I think I'll start tonight off with some cursing, followed by incoherent abuse against the English language, and certainly later to be followed by word pictures of a universe soaked in gasoline and lit by the flaming farts of idiots. Like Biden.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 28, 2013 04:50 PM (7j2/4)

27 Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 09:46 PM (ga+7c) Greetings to a fellow poli sci degree-holder! Although you came to your senses and decided to do something useful...

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 04:50 PM (K+I6z)

28 ... break he bought a bathrobe eerily similar to mine should be a cause of concern...Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 09:48 PM (K+I6z)

YIKES!!!

Posted by: billygoat at June 28, 2013 04:50 PM (ujrve)

29 Vendette...heh! Its the thought that counts. ;-P

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 04:51 PM (GwLJQ)

30 Guess that couple should have tempered  their glass. And their sexual proclivities.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 28, 2013 04:51 PM (u6lBN)

31 Heh, that looks like Prez in the last pic of Teresa's blog post. Workin' the Wire.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2013 04:51 PM (+iA5G)

32 Oh, and Horde, when your parents insist that you come out with them to dinner, and oh btw we're eating with some friends/neighbors of ours, the answer is NO. Yeesh. Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:51 PM (GEICT)

33 Watched a bunch of obscure flicks on Netflix streaming. "Safety Not Guaranteed" - funny. "Unknown" - good. "John Dies at the End" - fun, especially if you liked the original "Evil Dead". "Pi" - pretentious arthouse crap.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 04:51 PM (celt+)

34 The budget minded volume drinker. I'm stealing this from the last thread. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fourth beer --------------------------- Consider it yours. I really am pleased with the new Highland swill suggestion thanks to some other cheap Moron.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (4Mv1T)

35 Sorry to hear this,inspector. Here's hoping you find something real soon.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (v8/DJ)

36 Couple Died Having Sex Against Window Which Broke Geez. I remember reading a story a few years ago where a newlywed couple were bouncing around on the bed in the hotel on their honeymoon, and the wife bounced out an open window.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (sdi6R)

37 Remember to keep your arms, legs, and any other appendages inside the car while on the ride. *looks meaningfully at 'Rons* Listening?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (CA2NO)

38 Greetings to a fellow poli sci degree-holder! Although you came to your senses and decided to do something useful... Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 09:50 PM (K+I6z) There are more of you here????? I knew I like you Vendette. You too Rich. *high five on the worthless degree*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

39 55 on the test.  You'd have to be a certifiable fuckwit to score much higher.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (8lmkt)

40 The O care update is worrisome,but expected.  When the .gov has no fear of the people they are supposed to serve and all that.

Posted by: Joethefatman (@joethefatman1) at June 28, 2013 04:53 PM (MnSla)

41 >>Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle.<<



I don't see the problem.  My yard.  Git off it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 04:53 PM (OSARm)

42 Pi was a decent book, the first half of it was almost like a religious studies survey--I'm sure they chopped almost all of it from the movie.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 04:53 PM (sQ0LB)

43 *looks meaningfully at 'Rons* Listening? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (CA2NO) It's cute that you think it's a possibility.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:53 PM (GEICT)

44 >>Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle.<< --------------------- Exactly what was it you thought happens here every night?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (4Mv1T)

45 Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT)


Hey, that's no way to talk about the Meetup!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (Gk3SS)

46 Its the thought that counts. ;-P Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 09:51 PM (GwLJQ) There were witnesses. I never lived it down.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (K+I6z)

47 "Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex" This is why you never, never, never buy a second hand couch. Oh, and still trying to figure out, who or what is the pitcher and who or what is the catcher in this scenario.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (DpI6K)

48 I don't see the problem. My yard. Git off it. Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 09:53 PM (OSARm) The one neighbor, who was absolutely toasted, was celebrating his birthday. His 80th birthday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (GEICT)

49 Remember to keep your arms, legs, and any other appendages inside the car while on the ride.

I wish people would not let their doggehs hang halfway out of the car in city traffic, I am always fraught with worry about those critters.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (8lmkt)

50 Riot! Whoa! "Restless Breed" is my favorite album of all time.

They're the anti-Iron Maiden. Maiden is a great band that was helped immensely by great cover art and a great mascot in Eddie. Riot had atrocious cover art and a mascot that appeared to be a sea lion. They should have broken big, but I swear their album covers killed them.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (celt+)

51

made a 52 on the libertarian purity test;( oh well.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (ga+7c)

52 Are there any Morons near Atlanta? I'm trying to organize a quilting bee. Or something.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (v8/DJ)

53 39 55 on the test. You'd have to be a certifiable fuckwit to score much higher.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (8lmkt)


...guess that makes me a fuckwit...93...

Posted by: billygoat at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (ujrve)

54
The US experience with wind farms has left over 14,000 wind turbines abandoned and slowly decaying, in most instances the turbines are just left as symbols of a dying Climate Religion, nowhere have the Green Environmentalists appeared to clear up their mess or even complain about the abandoned wind farms.
*****
Kinda like Easter Island. hummm...a book topic.


If I could get em for cheap.....I could make a killing just scrapping them.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (0IhFx)

55 39 55 on the test. You'd have to be a certifiable fuckwit to score much higher.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (8lmkt)


Thanks. I got a 76. I guess I'm certified now.

Posted by: Joethefatman (@joethefatman1) at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (MnSla)

56 Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT) Hey, that's no way to talk about the Meetup! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 09:54 PM (Gk3SS) Exactly. You think you're old, Cochran?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (K+I6z)

57 So ... Mandela still not dead?

Posted by: Smiley Bone at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (ZPrif)

58

Good evening. I have been severely restricted from posting at work.

A supervisor told people on his team to remove Google Chrome from their desktops as its instalation violated company policy and slowed down our web based systems. In an effort to retaliate against the sup, 4 people on his/her team called HR to complain.

The Head Retard was asked why they had installed it on their desktop, and retard replied so "they could watch movies faster."

Yes THR admitted to watching movies on company time/dime and bandwidth. Needless to say upper management was livid when notified.

I pray those people have not bred.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (ItZF6)

59 Hey, that's no way to talk about the Meetup! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 09:54 PM (Gk3SS) Check out my comment at 48. And damn, my mother would have made one helluva town crier back in the day. Her voice cuts through everything and carries forever. How the fuck are you louder than the band that's set up less than 20 feet away?!?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:56 PM (GEICT)

60 55 on the test. You'd have to be a certifiable fuckwit to score much higher. Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (8lmkt) (Looks around furtively, whispers) I wound up with a 79. Should I seek help?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at June 28, 2013 04:56 PM (fzFF6)

61 Okay, apologies to all the resident fuckwits.  I misspoke.  Not really a libertarian here, but some of that stuff seemed batshit crazy to me.  Nice that we all still get to have our own opinions, though.  Hope it lasts . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 04:56 PM (8lmkt)

62 There are more of you here????? I knew I like you Vendette. You too Rich.

*high five on the worthless degree*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)

Thankfully I learned something in the Army that could be put to good use.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 04:56 PM (ga+7c)

63 I thought the couch fucker was an old story?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 04:56 PM (lVPtV)

64 >>His 80th birthday.<<



OK.  I hope I can get obliterated on my 80th birthday.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 04:56 PM (OSARm)

65 49 I wish people would not let their doggehs hang halfway out of the car in city traffic, I am always fraught with worry about those critters. Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:54 PM (8lmkt) There was a humorous film on SNL years ago where a dog hanging his head out the window suddenly encountered a telephone pole.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 04:57 PM (sdi6R)

66 So ... Mandela still not dead?

I know, what's up with that? 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 04:57 PM (8lmkt)

67

You poor poly-sci types.

 

Not that my philosophy degree has had much greater use, although it probably kept some of the more overwhelming liberal cheerleading out of the lectures--hard to get worked up on abortion talking about Plato.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 04:57 PM (sQ0LB)

68 Hello, Horde. Sitting at home tonight listening to Merle Haggard, with my give-a-damn busted for the weekend. And ya'll?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2013 04:57 PM (5J54Q)

69 My brother, with a 4.17/4.0 GPA on his Masters from Cornell (dumbass in real life, but I love him) stuck his leg out a school bus window and hit a sign post in sixth grade. Imagine being the bus driver. Him? Meh. It healed. Only a broken thigh bone.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 04:57 PM (4Mv1T)

70 53 39 55 on the test. You'd have to be a certifiable fuckwit to score much higher.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (8lmkt)

...guess that makes me a fuckwit...93...

Posted by: billygoat at June 28, 2013 09:55 PM (ujrve)

 

 

You'll love the camp....it's so serene, step into the bus please.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at June 28, 2013 04:57 PM (8I9hB)

71 Is that couch still halal?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 04:58 PM (ItZF6)

72 Tomorrow, Magpul says goodbye to Colorado: http://tinyurl.com/nc37gf4 Moronette husband's band, Flash Cadillac, supplies the entertainment.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 04:58 PM (MDPMd)

73 Smiley Bone

/lurk

Great comic series, that.

lurk\

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 28, 2013 04:58 PM (QTHTd)

74 The Head Retard was asked why they had installed it on their desktop, and retard replied so "they could watch movies faster."
Yes THR admitted to watching movies on company time/dime and bandwidth. Needless to say upper management was livid when notified.

So, uh, which government agency do you work for? 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 04:58 PM (8lmkt)

75 Not that my philosophy degree has had much greater use, although it probably kept some of the more overwhelming liberal cheerleading out of the lectures--hard to get worked up on abortion talking about Plato. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (sQ0LB) I swear by the Insanity of Cthulhu that if I ever have to have another discussion or write another paper about the fucking Sun, Line and Cave I will kill someone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (GEICT)

76 Are there any Morons near Atlanta? I'm trying to organize a quilting bee. Or something. Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 09:55 PM (v8/DJ)


I was just telling Mommy tonight that I wanted to go to Atlanta to see the aquarium.


I am so hardcore, baby, so hardcore.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

77 If Aaron Hernandez doesn't want people to think he has blood on his hands, maybe he shouldn't have had "BLOOD" tattooed on his hand.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (celt+)

78 66 So ... Mandela still not dead? I know, what's up with that? Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (8lmkt) --Maybe waiting for Baraka to GTFO of his continent first.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (+iA5G)

79 Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 09:56 PM (8lmkt)

...apology not necessary...long week (and not over) + alcohol = > 50 on that test...LIB!

Posted by: billygoat at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (ujrve)

80 Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT The great thing about getting old, I've been told, is that you no longer have to give a shit what other people think of you. I look forward to the liberation, if not the arthritis, wrinkles, liver spots, gray hair, and shufflewalk.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (CA2NO)

81 There were witnesses. I never lived it down.

Posted by: Vendette

 

 I think I'd have to pull the Dad card and visit the lad one evening while I was visiting my daughter.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 04:59 PM (U7Ivf)

82 Jane - are you back from going out?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (OSARm)

83 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (JMmQ9)

84 Awesome  bagpipes.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (u6lBN)

85 Had a long day today.  Good night,  everyone!

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (GoIUi)

86 I am so hardcore, baby, so hardcore. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 09:59 PM (Gk3SS) Grrrr baby, grrrrrr.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (GEICT)

87 There are more of you here????? I knew I like you Vendette. You too Rich. *high five on the worthless degree* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT) Thankfully I learned something in the Army that could be put to good use. Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 09:56 PM (ga+7c) My SO also has a poli sci degree, but from the Naval Academy. I'm proud of him for what he's done. And no, I won't say more because it's classified. But I get to see him in two months!

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (K+I6z)

88 Sitting at home tonight listening to Merle Haggard, with my give-a-damn busted for the weekend. And ya'll?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (5J54Q)


Oh, damn, I love me some Merle, Captain.  I always thought he was extremely do-able in his younger days.  And, of course, his music is totally awesome.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

89
So ... Mandela still not dead?

They've super glued his eye lids open, and painted a smile on his face with lipstick for his upcoming photo-op with the Choomster. After the shoot, they'll wait a respectful five minutes before declaring him dead.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (0IhFx)

90 >>> Good evening. I have been severely restricted from posting at work. A supervisor told people on his team to remove Google Chrome from their desktops as its instalation violated company policy and slowed down our web based systems Two words: iPad &

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (YCYyi)

91 Heads up.  Fox's Benghazi special on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (lVPtV)

92 Cronus practiced post-3rd term abortions... Discus!

Posted by: The Titanic Hat at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (Vk2pI)

93 It's film noir night on TCM, unfortunately I've missed part of the current movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (DpI6K)

94
Re: The Libertarian Purity Quiz




I'd like to note that I've got a house full of creepy old Libertarians across the street -- Ron Paul signs on the lawn every election day, whether he's running for anything or not, and so on.

Yet they're the same folks with handicap parking stickers for their cars, who drop a dime to the cops if they feel someone is in one of "their" street parking spaces, as well as summoning the paramedics whenever they stub a toe.

So purity.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (kdS6q)

95
Up now on Fox, Bret Baier on the Benghazi coverup with new disclosures. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (uPdH6)

96

Peaches, you would think I did work for the gov. with a story like that.

Alas, I still have my soul so no gov. work for me. My former IRS relative warned me off of doing such a thing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (ItZF6)

97

Flaming bagpipes - damn!

 

Streator had to fuck the sofa because he is a unionized teacher driven mad by Walker's victory. I tell ya, everywhere you look in Wisconsin, you see union thugs having public sex with sofas, chairs, recliners and even the odd Ottoman or two. It's Walker's fault.

 

 Of course, we think getting it on with furniture is odd now - but in 15 years SCOTUS will rule that there is no reason a man can't marry his Lazy-Boy.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (R3gO3)

98 82 Jane - are you back from going out?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 10:00 PM (OSARm)



Our date night got cancelled.  Husband and crew worked until 8:00.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (lVPtV)

99 Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (sQ0LB)

...major here was Geology which I used for 1 year (Marathon Oil)...minor...was Philosophy.  30 years later...I repair homes...

Posted by: billygoat at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (ujrve)

100 Not that my philosophy degree has had much greater use, although it probably kept some of the more overwhelming liberal cheerleading out of the lectures--hard to get worked up abortion talking about Plato. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (sQ0LB) I took two full years of political philosophy. The only book I read straight through was The Prince, because it was short and made sense.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (K+I6z)

101 You know, the NSA, IRS and Obamacare are all making me want to go off the grid on some sort of massive  quasi Amish farm that will be protected via rabid, hungry pit bulls.

/am I the only one with this feeling?

Posted by: shibumi, who is being watched by the NSA at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (25HWz)

102 They've super glued his eye lids open, and painted a smile on his face with lipstick for his upcoming photo-op with the Choomster. After the shoot, they'll wait a respectful five minutes before declaring him dead.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2013 10:01 PM (0IhFx)


Oh, thanks a pantload, my sinuses really needed to be irrigated with beer . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (8lmkt)

103

The one neighbor, who was absolutely toasted, was celebrating his birthday.

His 80th birthday.

 

The morons of yore!  Tell us, what were the Great Old One like.  Did the Ewok-Who-Came-Before descend from the sky on a hobo-skin?  Did he bestow gifts of malt liquor and onions?  TELL US, MAN!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (lr3d7)

104 I am getting drunk as fuck tonight.

Posted by: Ricky at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (BXLPR)

105 Off to watch the Benghazi special.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (lVPtV)

106 "Remember to keep your arms, legs, and any other appendages inside the car while on the ride." Hang Eleven! Evenin' all. Nice ONT, tho I could do without that recycled pic of pimply, pasty, teenaged Penn Gillette.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (z7jvd)

107 I got a 53 on that Libertarian Purity quiz this morning. It's difficult to get a very clear score, though, because some of the questions just can't be answered in a "Yes/No" fashion. I mentioned htis morning, I don't believe in bombing civilians for the sake of bombing civilians. That's what terrorists do. But I DO believe in allowing our military sufficient freedom to take out high impact targets even in civilian-heavy areas. Collateral damage is a terribly clinical term when applied to civilian casualties, but it's a necessary evil to prevent even MORE bloodshed over a protracted period.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (CA2NO)

108 Question for the Horde: I have never seen Apocalypse Now and know nothing about the political flavor of the movie. My husband's band usually mentions their appearance in the movie and plays the song they performed in the movie (Suzie Q). In your opinion, would mentioning this be appropriate or inappropriate for the Magpul Freedom Festival 2nd Amendment rally tomorrow?

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (MDPMd)

109 AtC, the Aqarium is boring. Maybe someplace else.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (v8/DJ)

110 The one neighbor, who was absolutely toasted, was celebrating his birthday.

His 80th birthday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:54 PM (GEICT)



And somehow, when you get to be that age, that will be acceptable. I'm just betting on that.


Every time you call someone else old, just remember that you will also be, to someone else, old. And your behavior, just by being here, is already suspect.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (VLG62)

111

OK. I hope I can get obliterated on my 80th birthday.

 

 

 

a friend of ours was killed last year in a house fire. He was 88. Drink a pint of vodka and smoked a pack every day.

Posted by: Cicero Kid gave his pants to the needy at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (qLYdI)

112 So today I went to the Royal Tyrell Museum in Alberta and looked ate everything that used to be alive here but is no longer. Frankly, I'm glad, because if they were I suspect that I wouldn't be for long. On the way there i noticed that every single community has a sign up "Water use restriction:3 no lawn watering" in spite of the fact that the whole damn Province just about floated out to sea last week. But hey, at least the lawns will be brown when it gets there, right? Royal Tyrell's extremely interesting and worth a trip if you're ever in the area. Be warned though: carry out beer costs $12.50/ for a six pack !!!!! That's insane! ($4.95 at home in Baltimore)

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (NYEU2)

113 PolySci degree worthless? Shit, Human Resources Management bitches, top that.

Posted by: stourma at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (8k5/X)

114 104 I am getting drunk as fuck tonight. Posted by: Ricky at June 28, 2013 10:02 PM Ricky, you are a degenerate and a shiticane is about to hit.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (BXLPR)

115 If you like windfarms you hate golden eagles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 05:03 PM (DpI6K)

116 Fluffy, all electronic devices are banned from the floor. Violate that policy and you get a lovely brown box to put your things in.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:04 PM (ItZF6)

117
/am I the only one with this feeling?

Posted by: shibumi, who is being watched by the NSA at June 28, 2013 10:02 PM (25HWz)


No.

Posted by: Joethefatman (@joethefatman1) at June 28, 2013 05:04 PM (MnSla)

118 I'd have to pull the Dad card and visit the lad one evening while I was visiting my daughter. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 09:59 PM (U7Ivf) If Dad had met the guy, he would have known I was fine.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:04 PM (K+I6z)

119 Well, thats the price of entrepreneurship.   Sucks sometimes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2013 05:04 PM (OSARm)

120 I'm back, bitchez!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 05:04 PM (gOr+J)

121
And reposting from far down in the last thread:

Wrestler Matt Osborne, the original Doink the Clown, has died.

RIP and thanks for the fun.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2013 05:05 PM (kdS6q)

122 It's difficult to get a very clear score, though, because some of the questions just can't be answered in a "Yes/No" fashion.

Yeah, MWR, the questions were very fucked up, zero room for nuance.  I answered a lot of them conservatively because otherwise I'd feel like a fuckin' paultard.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:05 PM (8lmkt)

123 88 on the libertarian test. I might score differently at different times, depending on my mood. I like how the test was constructed. It was hard to argue with anything in Part I. Then it got more doctrinaire and absolutist in Parts II and III. I answered yes to every question but one in Part I, most of them in Part II, and no to most of them in Part III.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 05:05 PM (sdi6R)

124 PolySci degree worthless? Shit, Human Resources Management bitches, top that. Posted by: stourma at June 28, 2013 10:03 PM (8k5/X) There are worse degrees: http://tinyurl.com/q8ymwbc

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 05:06 PM (Vk2pI)

125 And somehow, when you get to be that age, that will be acceptable. I'm just betting on that. Every time you call someone else old, just remember that you will also be, to someone else, old. And your behavior, just by being here, is already suspect. Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 10:03 PM (VLG62) Oh the toasted wasn't the problem. Apparently, he's been drinking pretty much all day. More power to him. My mom and her friends on the other hand. *facepalm* I had to tell her to be quiet about 3 times. Some woman would walk by and she'd stare her down, then lean over to her friend and "whisper" oh so quietly "Did you see what she had on?! I mean, she looked awful. Trashy."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

126 Heather - send me your address and I will send you some syrup.

Hrm.  I'll need an e-mail address.

Or ask the NSA! I'm sure they know!

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 05:06 PM (hO8IJ)

127

Mindy,

 

Go for it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (lr3d7)

128 Hey Vendette, that's so cool that you're gonna see your SO soon. Its always good when people who have deployed when can come home to someone special. I hope things go well for you guys.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (qBtUE)

129 Sniff sniff No one comes out to Hawaii to visit Sniff sniff Although I did have an ette look for me while being naked Waikiki says thanks

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (j8JLb)

130 Royal Tyrell's extremely interesting and worth a trip if you're ever in the area. Be warned though: carry out beer costs $12.50/ for a six pack !!!!! That's insane! ($4.95 at home in Baltimore) Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 10:03 PM (NYEU2) Beer price sounds about right for Alberta. Are you going to Head Smashed-in Buffalo Jump?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (K+I6z)

131 89 So ... Mandela still not dead? They've super glued his eye lids open, and painted a smile on his face with lipstick for his upcoming photo-op with the Choomster. After the shoot, they'll wait a respectful five minutes before declaring him dead. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2013 10:01 PM (0IhFx) They are hoping that Mandela will die right before Obama arrives so that Obama can raise him from the dead.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (BXLPR)

132 Alex, I'm hoping to score a magazine. So you think the movie is kosher?

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (MDPMd)

133 Great post Teresa. What a complete and utter clusterfuck this is going to be. Hole-y cow! I can't believe they set you up for a call-back when you specifically failed to provide call-back info.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (jjvz+)

134 Cochran, you told your MOM to "be quiet?"  How sharper than a serpent's tooth (is that how it goes)  . . .  doing a little facepalming here, buddy. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (8lmkt)

135

73 on the test. However, I am drunk.

Waiting for our first monsoon storm of the season. It gives me an excuse not to wax my car.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (ItZF6)

136 Royal Tyrell's extremely interesting and worth a trip if you're ever in the area. Be warned though: carry out beer costs $12.50/ for a six pack !!!!! That's insane! ($4.95 at home in Baltimore) Posted by: Weirddave That there expensive beer is heavily taxed to pay for their great single - payer medical system. When ObamaCare becomes a screaming trainwreck, they'll be taxing your toilet paper to pay for it.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (9bMee)

137 108 Question for the Horde:

I have never seen Apocalypse Now and know nothing about the political flavor of the movie. My husband's band usually mentions their appearance in the movie and plays the song they performed in the movie (Suzie Q).

In your opinion, would mentioning this be appropriate or inappropriate for the Magpul Freedom Festival 2nd Amendment rally tomorrow?

xxx

Tough question. Although I like this movie- not sure why- it is considered by many to be an anti war film. So perhaps it might be better to mention that he was in a war film and performed this song without mentioning the film.

I'm a non-veteran, so maybe they have different ideas.

Posted by: shibumi, who is being watched by the NSA at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (25HWz)

138 MWR's hash is CA2NO.  What is that, Calciumdinitroxide?

Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (albkL)

139 >>> I'm back, bitchez!!! Who are you?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 05:09 PM (YCYyi)

140 Give it up.   I win the most useless degree award.


Undergrad triple major:   history, philosophy and political science.  


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:09 PM (Gk3SS)

141 "John Wayne Bobbit finds his tallywhacker, and theres still no app for that?" Actually I think a cop was sent out into the field that the lovely Lorena threw it into, to hunt that pecker down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 05:09 PM (DpI6K)

142 Scored a 74 on Libertarian test.

I could come up with better questions but will have to wait until NSA takes a day off.

Posted by: Big Ben at June 28, 2013 05:09 PM (I5Htn)

143 Apocalypse Now is anti-war and anti-Vietnam, but it's just an updated version of anti-colonialist Heart of Darkness.  It's worth the price of admission juct for Duvall though, and two notorious lines--"Charlie don't surf" and "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 05:09 PM (sQ0LB)

144 51 on the test. Hmmmm.....

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 28, 2013 05:10 PM (TPimP)

145

This is the most perfect death I have ever heard of: a friend's aunt Dottie lived to be 98 and could still walk and had all her marbles. She went to her daughter's New Year's Eve party a few years ago, sat chatting and joking with her family and had 3 Brady Manhattans. Then she got sleepy and her son drove her home. She died in her sleep.

 

All good people should die like that. Unfortunately, they don't.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:10 PM (R3gO3)

146 137 Everyone (except me) loves that song

Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 05:10 PM (albkL)

147 Hey Vendette, that's so cool that you're gonna see your SO soon. Its always good when people who have deployed when can come home to someone special. I hope things go well for you guys. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2013 10:07 PM (qBtUE) Thank you!

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:10 PM (K+I6z)

148 BC, at some point you will realize that your mom can no longer embarrass you. She's only able to embarrass herself. YOU didn't marry her, and if dad doesn't care, neither should you.


The fun starts when you get to make cracks about her behavior to her drunken friends and she can't figure out what you are laughing about.


Been there, done that. Probably going to hell for it, but still.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:10 PM (VLG62)

149 134 Cochran, you told your MOM to "be quiet?" How sharper than a serpent's tooth (is that how it goes) . . . doing a little facepalming here, buddy. Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 10:08 PM (8lmkt) She gets told that A LOT by my dad. I'm telling you, her voice is unbelievable. When I was playing ball in college, game is over and I, as a pitcher, am doing my post game running. I'm jogging next to the outfield fence. As I get to centerfield, CLOSE TO 500 FEET AWAY FROM HER, I could her every word she said.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:10 PM (GEICT)

150 Hey guys,

Can I ask you guys for some prayers? Turns out this nagging stomach pain I'm having is more than likely gallstones, and pending an ultrasound, my doctor has strongly suggested that I get it lopped out. Not only is it gonna be really expensive (THANKS OBAMA!), but I'm under 30 and I shudder at a lifetime of having to avoid ice cream, butter, and cheese. Not that I haven't eaten a lifetime worth of these things already...

I'm just kinda hoping this thing goes away and I can just tone down the fats and be done with it.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:11 PM (HVOxM)

151 Nice ONT OpenB.   Rum and OJ here

Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2013 05:11 PM (fHLmF)

152 She gets told that A LOT by my dad. I'm telling you, her voice is unbelievable.

When I was playing ball in college, game is over and I, as a pitcher, am doing my post game running. I'm jogging next to the outfield fence. As I get to centerfield, CLOSE TO 500 FEET AWAY FROM HER, I could her every word she said.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)


You do realized that she pushed your big fat head out of her vagina, do you not???

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:12 PM (8lmkt)

153 Undergrad triple major: history, philosophy and political science. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:09 PM (Gk3SS) You've managed to both overachieve and underachieve. Nice work. (Why in the fuck would you get a triple major????)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:12 PM (GEICT)

154 "Apocalypse Now" is erroneously considered to be a Vietnam War movie. It isn't. It's "Heart of Darkness" transplanted to a Vietnam War setting. It's a nightmare fantasy film.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 05:12 PM (celt+)

155 Are you going to Head Smashed-in Buffalo Jump?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 10:07 PM (K+I6z)


Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who noticed that on the map on my way by to Alaska. That was one serious LOL on that highway, and boy did I need it.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:12 PM (VLG62)

156 BC, I met a guy whose belches could be heard from center field. I was cruched. I thought I was a grandmaster and found I was only a master at belching.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (ItZF6)

157 AtC, the Aqarium is boring. Maybe someplace else. Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 10:03 PM (v8/DJ)


Okay but is it boring to someone who really really like aquariums?


Like one of the highlights of my first trip out to CT for a meetup was going over a few days early and going to the aquarium and seeing beluga whales.   Because beluga whales!


My dorkitude.   I shows you it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (Gk3SS)

158 Undergrad triple major: history, philosophy and political science.

I came >this< close to getting a master's degree in Home Ec.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (hO8IJ)

159 12 Does this mean we shouldn't burn the furniture?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 09:44 PM (YCYyi)

 

So YOU'RE the reason we can't have nice things.....

 

(Thanks for including me in the line-up, Open Blogger! ¢¾¢¾¢¾)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (ADnWI)

160 This quiz is more anarchic than libertarian, but it's interesting to see what you come up with. I only scored a 57, but your mileage will certainly vary. ----- To say the least. I scored an 18.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (5H6zj)

161 140 Give it up. I win the most useless degree award.


Undergrad triple major: history, philosophy and political science.
xxx

Oh, I don't know. I think it could have been more useless if it was something like "art history, family studies and photography."

Posted by: shibumi, who is being watched by the NSA at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (25HWz)

162 You do realized that she pushed your big fat head out of her vagina, do you not??? Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 10:12 PM (8lmkt) Nope. Didn't happen. And I love my mom to death. But our personalities...could not be more different from each other.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

163 I'm back, bitchez!!! So you landed safely? Didn't get struck by any planes or savaged by Falcor the Luck Dragon? These are very real dangers when flying!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (CA2NO)

164 88 on the libertarian test. I'm both a moron and a certifiable fuckwit according to Peaches. *beams*

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (sdi6R)

165 Bret Baier's new Benghazi special is airing now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:13 PM (jjvz+)

166 Mindy, AN is one of those anti-war war movies, you should watch it if you haven't seen it (avoid the "director's cut"...there's nine hours of my life I'll never get back). If you distill it down, the movie leans left. War is bad, military is corrupt and inept, the peave loving people of VeitNam, etc. Still, mentioning the movie as an introduction to the song should be OK. Wait...did Flash Cadillac do the song for the movie?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (JMmQ9)

167 Dang it - Pixy screwed with the HTML tags again.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (ADnWI)

168
I'm just kinda hoping this thing goes away and I can just tone down the fats and be done with it.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 10:11 PM (HVOxM)


Can't they hit 'em with the shockwave stuff they use on kidney stones and blast 'em apart that way?

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (VLG62)

169 Since the enviros were so adamant about cleaning up toxic waste sites, and radioactive sites ya think there will be any public demand to clean up abandon windmills? Na, me neither. 

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (Otb3v)

170 Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 10:11 PM (HVOxM) Thoughts and prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (Vk2pI)

171 I also have a degree in Poly-sci. AND a degree in History. I do no work in either of those fields.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (NYEU2)

172 Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 10:11 PM (HVOxM)

Sweetie, my dad had the same problem a few years ago (he's 86 now) and he eats tons of ice cream, butter and cheese.  No problem whatsoever.  Plus the gallbladder removal was not too bad, obviously you'll need some time to recover.  But, fine, you are now on the peaches prayer list. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

173 Alex and BCochran -

Proud holder of a dual Poli Sci/History degree, with a minor in Philosophy. Have I mentioned I'm currently unemployed? :-D

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (HVOxM)

174 Simply pointing out you can hear you mother from a mile away is not bashing her.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (ItZF6)

175 Cholecystectomy is not the end of all things delicious.  After an adjustment period of a month or two you can tolerate fat in moderation.  You might have to pass on the bacon-wrapped bacon, and settle for a smaller serving of ice cream, but it can be done.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (sQ0LB)

176 You do realized that she pushed your big fat head out of her vagina, do you not??? Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 10:12 PM (8lmkt) And I do not have a big head. Perfectly proportionate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

177 93 It's film noir night on TCM, unfortunately I've missed part of the current movie.

-----------------

Set your DVR for "The Big Sleep" at 1:00am (EST). Bogey and a young Lauren Bacall.

ROWR!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (celt+)

178 I saw "Apocalypse Now" at the theater when it came out, and the audience was just stunned by it's original impact. I see it now and laugh at Martin Sheen's idiotic overacting and silly voice overs in some scenes. The movie viewed today seems almost silly and cartoonish. But that's just my opinion.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (9bMee)

179 >>Not really a libertarian here, but some of that stuff seemed batshit crazy to me. Yep. I knew I loved ya, Peaches.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (5H6zj)

180 Give it up. I win the most useless degree award. Undergrad triple major: history, philosophy and political science. I wouldn't say useless, but you forgot my fries.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (FcR7P)

181

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 28, 2013 09:50 PM (7j2/4)

******

Sorry to hear that. Happened to my dad recently and it hasn't been "fun".

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (ga+7c)

182 Mindy, that is so cool

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (JMmQ9)

183 Like one of the highlights of my first trip out to CT for a meetup was going over a few days early and going to the aquarium and seeing beluga whales. Because beluga whales!


My dorkitude. I shows you it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)



Beluga whales are the cutest little dudes. They come up the inlet outside Anchorage and park their big backsides at the mouth of one of the rivers and just inhale salmon until they can hardly move.  The pods are fun to watch because they slow down for the babies and the babies come up lots for air.


Way cool.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (VLG62)

184 Please, y'all. Communication major here. The undergrad major of unambitious losers everywhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:17 PM (CA2NO)

185 I-69 in Texas is steadily getting built and signed. Will go all the way down to Mexico at Brownsville and McAllen. Eventually I-69 is supposed to go from Mexico to Canada but that's far, far in the future. In the near term Texas and Indiana are building their sections.

Posted by: Smiley Bone at June 28, 2013 05:17 PM (ZPrif)

186 And I do not have a big head. Perfectly proportionate. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT) It still hurt, though.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:17 PM (K+I6z)

187

Howdy, Morons!! Just wrapped up a trans-continental relocation from Florida to Washington via Texas, Colorado and Montana. Epic voyage with the wiff, grandson, younger brother and 4 Siberian huskies. We have put down stakes and life goes on, anew. It was a great experience but I'd never want to do it again. This Scandi is one happy iceback.

 

Pro-Tip: If you ain't never seen Montana, you're missing one of the most beautiful places, IMHO, in the world.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at June 28, 2013 05:17 PM (QEqvj)

188 Yep. I knew I loved ya, Peaches.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:16 PM (5H6zj)


Kinda hard not to, eh? 


OMG, this is my "I'm way too old for this shit" day from hell squeezing out from behind my eyeballs . . .



Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:18 PM (8lmkt)

189 You've managed to both overachieve and underachieve.

Nice work.


(Why in the fuck would you get a triple major????) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)



Oh, it gets better.   I wasn't intending to triple major, the double was planned, but then getting the poli sci one required a bunch of history classes and it wasn't that much more work to go ahead and add that one in too.  It's amazing how much you can cram in at 22 credit hours a semester.


Technically I have minors in theology and psychology as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:18 PM (Gk3SS)

190

alexthechick: jeez, and I thought an English and History double major was useless. You outdid me.

 

Actually, the History major is good for something - since my history profs were not PC Zinn-bots I actually learned history. And history tells me the human race has learned nothing and this will not end well.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:18 PM (R3gO3)

191
The answer is "Undergrad triple major: history, philosophy and political science".




"Who are people taking night classes in Accounting at the local JC?"

"Correct.  Choose again."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2013 05:18 PM (kdS6q)

192 I came >this< close to getting a master's degree in Home Ec. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 10:13 PM (hO8IJ) If anyone could have made a Home Ec Master's degree into something awesome, it would be The Radish and her pies.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:18 PM (CA2NO)

193 The director's cut of Apocalypse Now, like most director's cuts, is bloated and inferior to the theatrical release.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 05:19 PM (celt+)

194 Kinda like Easter Island. Heh, you're right. Just piles of mismatched junk on the Altamont Pass, spinning lazily in random directions and speeds. I wonder if they just use the juice from one windmill to power its buddy who's not in the wind.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2013 05:19 PM (FcR7P)

195 150 Hey guys,

Can I ask you guys for some prayers? Turns out this nagging stomach pain I'm having is more than likely gallstones, and pending an ultrasound, my doctor has strongly suggested that I get it lopped out. Not only is it gonna be really expensive (THANKS OBAMA!), but I'm under 30 and I shudder at a lifetime of having to avoid ice cream, butter, and cheese. Not that I haven't eaten a lifetime worth of these things already...

I'm just kinda hoping this thing goes away and I can just tone down the fats and be done with it.

xx

I am well over 30 and had my gall bladder taken out a few years ago, after 3 years of no one quite knowing what the problem was.

There are very few things you have to avoid, although if you have IBS, they might put you on meds to keep it at bay. Typically, I only have to worry about things like bacon and certain fast foods- greasy things. Did not have to give up butters or dairy at all. The surgery is not bad, it's done the least invasive way possible, you'll get a few very small horizontal scars, that's all. They will fade away.

I asked my doctor if I could use nutrition to make the gallstone go away. She said sure, I know people who have claimed they are doing that, but once it's gone, your gallbladder will make more. That's why they take the gallbladder out, it's gone kind of wonky.

Good luck and ((hugs))

Posted by: shibumi, who is being watched by the NSA at June 28, 2013 05:19 PM (25HWz)

196 "Oh, and Horde, when your parents insist that you come out with them to dinner, and oh btw we're eating with some friends/neighbors of ours, the answer is NO. Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk" Consider yourself lucky. My parents were too, um, thrifty to buy drinks. They would go to a Chinese restaurant for lunch and just order soup. I would try to find ways to sneak extra money into the tip.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 05:19 PM (DpI6K)

197 It still hurt, though. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 10:17 PM (K+I6z) Again, didn't happen. It's amazing how much you can cram in at 22 credit hours a semester. Technically I have minors in theology and psychology as well. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS) 22 hours?!?!?!?! The hell???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:19 PM (GEICT)

198 174 Simply pointing out you can hear you mother from a mile away is not bashing her.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 10:15 PM (ItZF6)


Honey, I can hear my mom from 4500 miles away and about 40 years ago. That never goes away. It was what she SAID that constitutes bashing, and that would be of me.


Still, like Peaches said, she pushed my head out of her junk and for that I am eternally grateful. Respect, in that case, is earned, and well earned.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:19 PM (VLG62)

199 Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who noticed that on the map on my way by to Alaska. That was one serious LOL on that highway, and boy did I need it. Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 10:12 PM (VLG62) I've been there, because I grew up a few hours from there. It's one big cliff in the middle of badlands. And yes, its name means what it says.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:20 PM (K+I6z)

200 My degree is in French, with a minor in Spanish. It has been so long since I used my French, I no longer remember much of it. Not that it matters. I managed to get a real job speaking English.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 05:20 PM (v8/DJ)

201 Peaches -

Really? You're the second person today to tell me that. Honestly, it's not like I'm attached to a little sac of bile (there's a Chuck Schumer joke in there somewhere). Surgery's just a little permanent for my tastes.

You better be telling me the truth, because between Obama, Obamacare, gays, and God knows what else, I just can't hack it without chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:20 PM (HVOxM)

202 Please, y'all. Communication major here. The undergrad major of unambitious losers everywhere. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 10:17 PM (CA2NO)


Let me guess, you actually went Outside and saw people and went to parties and had that Life thing I kept hearing about.   You win.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:21 PM (Gk3SS)

203 Howdy, Morons!! Just wrapped up a trans-continental relocation from Florida to Washington via Texas, Colorado and Montana. Epic voyage with the wiff, grandson, younger brother and 4 Siberian huskies. We have put down stakes and life goes on, anew. It was a great experience but I'd never want to do it again. This Scandi is one happy iceback. Pro-Tip: If you ain't never seen Montana, you're missing one of the most beautiful places, IMHO, in the world. *** So you've cleared out of Jax for good? You must be exhausted, but happy. That was a long time to be apart from your family.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:21 PM (jjvz+)

204 Wait...did Flash Cadillac do the song for the movie? Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 10:14 PM (JMmQ9) Yes, my husband was standing just to the right of the helicopter. Heh. The band guys had a nickname for the girl who played the Playboy bunny dressed as a cowgirl -- "Tennis Shoe Brain."

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 05:21 PM (MDPMd)

205 >>OMG, this is my "I'm way too old for this shit" day from hell squeezing out from behind my eyeballs I *may* be able to top it. Our a/c died. We're in the early days of a triple digit heat wave. My husband is out of town so I'm stuck trying to find service beings. FINALLY got one at 4:30 who declared it well and truly dead. Now I'm trying to get multiple quotes. The best company in town can't get to us until next Tuesday at the soonest. On the bright side, I'll probably sweat off 10 lbs.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:21 PM (5H6zj)

206 Remember, the First "Rule of Holes" ...


"I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little. It's exactly the reverse of what they say," Bloomberg said on his weekly radio show, in response to the City Council passing two bills aimed at reining in the controversial policing tactic.

"I don't know where they went to school but they certainly didn't take a math course. Or a logic course.”

The mayor was referring to statistics showing that a majority of serious crimes in the city are carried out by young men of color.

Posted by: Mal X at June 28, 2013 05:22 PM (e8kgV)

207 So you landed safely? Didn't get struck by any planes or savaged by Falcor the Luck Dragon? These are very real dangers when flying! No but I did enjoy pissing on Sacramento.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 05:22 PM (gOr+J)

208 WolfinNC: prayers, but I don't think it will be as bad as you expect. Still, it's entirely human to be concerned when any sort of procedure has to be done - but you'll be fine.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:22 PM (R3gO3)

209 If anyone could have made a Home Ec Master's degree into something awesome, it would be The Radish and her pies.

Actually textile history and design (and conservation).  But then I realized no one was going to pay me enough to live on to sit around making quilts all day and dropped out and went back to software.


Tonight I' m drinking heavily because I accidentally opened my pay stub. I've given up two weeks of my life to overtime and it's not even fucking July yet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 05:23 PM (hO8IJ)

210 Opinion time everybody...hubby noticed I have been not so happy lately and asked what he could do make me happy. I said I wanted our wedding pics redone. He said okay. Is that stupid and wasteful? I hated our originals because my veil made me look like I had Dumbo ears and my face was too shiny.

Posted by: Jmel at June 28, 2013 05:23 PM (9tSXa)

211 Jeez, you might as well have majored in Bulgar, Dalmatian, ......and English.  

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:23 PM (ItZF6)

212 Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 10:22 PM (gOr+J) *ahem* I believe I am owed an apology.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

213 Indeed, the pipes are truly clean after a good blow.

Posted by: Rowdy Higlander Rabble at June 28, 2013 05:24 PM (RUiVB)

214 FINALLY got one at 4:30 who declared it well and truly dead.

Went through that a few years ago.  The best part is after it's fixed and blowing cold again, and the sheetrock is still radiating heat hours later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 05:24 PM (jGsIV)

215 Now I'm trying to get multiple quotes. The best company in town can't get to us until next Tuesday at the soonest. On the bright side, I'll probably sweat off 10 lbs. Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:21 PM (5H6zj) I've experienced dead AC with indoor temps in the 90s. It's amazing what one well-positioned fan can do to help you sleep. That being said, I hope you're able to get a new unit soon!

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:24 PM (K+I6z)

216 TCN -

Might be. My mom had a similar problem, doc sent her for the ultrasound on the gallbladder, and she said the pain cleared up afterwards. She thought maybe the soundwaves busted up the sludge/stone.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:24 PM (HVOxM)

217 22 hours?!?!?!?! The hell??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:19 PM (GEICT)


I only did that for like three straight semesters, it was no big deal.  


In completely random news, I am eyeing that bag of Cheetos across the room (that somehow and with no involvement from me got into my place) like it's going to cut me.   

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (Gk3SS)

218

It's amazing how much you can cram in at 22 credit hours a semester.

 

 Damnit - you're not human, alexthechick. 18 credit hours in a semester damn near killed me.

 

You didn't have a job in college, I take it.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (R3gO3)

219 It has been so long since I used my French, I no longer remember much of it.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 10:20 PM (v8/DJ)

Va te faire onculer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (WW8xK)

220 Ynot, your ac is out? Oh my! Have you considered pick up a window unit to get you by?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (jjvz+)

221

The Atlanta Black Crackers (originally known as the Atlanta Cubs) were a professional Negro league baseball team which played during the early-to-mid-20th century. They were primarily a minor Negro league team; however in the brief period they played as a major Negro league team, they won the second half of the 1938 split-season but lost the play-off for the Pennant.

Yeah. I’m sure that Blacks everywhere will instantly embrace the term “Black Cracker”  ... in your dreams

Posted by: Martin Bashir at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (e8kgV)

222 hubby noticed I have been not so happy lately and asked what he could do make me happy. I said I wanted our wedding pics redone. He said okay. Is that stupid and wasteful? I hated our originals because my veil made me look like I had Dumbo ears and my face was too shiny. Posted by: Jmel at June 28, 2013 10:23 PM (9tSXa) Hell no. He asked an honest question and you gave an honest answer. If you've been down and this will help that, DO IT. To paraphrase, life sucks, it really really does. It's up to you to make it better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

223 Good Night All. Y'all have fun

Posted by: Joethefatman (@joethefatman1) at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (MnSla)

224 She thought maybe the soundwaves busted up the sludge/stone.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 10:24 PM (HVOxM)


Worth asking the question, anyway.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (VLG62)

225

86 point medium core libertarian. Some of the questions were retarded. "Relax immigration laws" - uh, yeah, USCIS is a bitch, I've been through it with my wife, but I guess they mean amnesty for evading laws altogether so how do I answer that?

 

Privatize the police? What?

 

And don't Libertarians think liberty needs to be defended? I find Conservatives to be overly nannyish in their own way but I can't associate with this idiocy either. Guess I'm just an odd duck.

Posted by: Joseph Feltersnatch at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (Trigh)

226 Wolfinnc....prayers for ya I got you all beat Bachelors in electrical engineering Masters in criminal justice I drive a fucking cab POORLY

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (7D6bD)

227 On the bright side, I'll probably sweat off 10 lbs.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:21 PM (5H6zj)


Dang, that sucks.  Plus, water weight, comes right back once you re-hydrate, so there's no lasting joy in that.  I was kinda, off in the back of my fevered brain, wondering how PG was doing, after the early morning Drudge headlines about Phoenix. 

One tip from me (I have an a/c unit in my bedroom that I have never turned on)?  Put some towels down on the bed, couch, wherever you are hanging, lay yourself out buck nekkid with a tupperware full of water and ice cubes and a wash cloth.  Dip, wring, swab, swab, swab, repeat as needed.  It's delightful! 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (8lmkt)

228 An ex-boss had stones (kidney or gall?) And he was able to avoid surgery by taking some powdered mix with water couple times a day. Maybe for a month or so - it just shrunk them down to nothing, I think. Cut out all of his soda intake (which was a LOT) too.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (z7jvd)

229 I said I wanted our wedding pics redone. He said okay. Is that stupid and wasteful?

If it makes you happy and you're not putting it on a credit card and paying 21% interest on it for the next ten years, go for it!

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 05:26 PM (hO8IJ)

230 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:25 PM (Gk3SS)

You know what to do.

Don't take any shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:27 PM (WW8xK)

231 I've experienced dead AC with indoor temps in the 90s. It's amazing what one well-positioned fan can do to help you sleep. ---- It's 86 on the top floor, 78 on the middle floor, and I don't know what down here in the basement. It's still in the 90s at 8:30 pm. No breeze. But it's a dry heat! Awesome!

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:27 PM (5H6zj)

232 Was at the rib fest earlier, Having a beer and some rib fest. Feastine on ribs. Dustin, th eson in law refused to let me grab the cops gun, so Im back home. Hi everybody! Its nap time!

Posted by: Fact Guy at June 28, 2013 05:27 PM (r98SZ)

233 I believe I am owed an apology. Why? I gave you an umbrella.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 05:27 PM (gOr+J)

234 NDH, we are outta there. The climate definitely agrees with the wife. Thanks for asking and, to my personal sadness, I never got to meet any of the NEFL morons. We are doing well as hell, now.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at June 28, 2013 05:27 PM (QEqvj)

235 I survived St. Louis in the summer w/o A/c, but I don't recommend it. I had two huge box fans and a spray bottle of water. I'm amazed my skin didn't all slough off from being damp all summer, but otherwise I could at least get to sleep and sometimes think serious thoughts.


No A/c is now a deal breaker for this old broad.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (VLG62)

236 I only did that for like three straight semesters, it was no big deal. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:25 PM (Gk3SS) Yeesh. I took 16 hours my first semester and 15 my second. Never more than 12 any other semester. But I also took summer courses. Playing ball and going to school is a bitch. Missing classes left and right due to road trips is a serious hassle.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (GEICT)

237 Shibumi -

Thanks for the info and the hugs!

Bacon's a pretty severe casualty, but hey, I'll just send the portions I'm not eating to the middle east. I'm sure they'll enjoy it.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (HVOxM)

238 nekkid

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 10:26 PM (8lmkt)

Prove it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (WW8xK)

239 Put some towels down on the bed, couch, wherever you are hanging, lay yourself out buck nekkid with a tupperware full of water and ice cubes and a wash cloth. Dip, wring, swab, swab, swab, repeat as needed. It's delightful! ---- Altogether now morons: PICTURES OR IT DID NOT HAPPEN! :-)

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (5H6zj)

240 You didn't have a job in college, I take it. Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 10:25 PM (R3gO3)


No.   I was incredibly fortunate that my parents paid undergrad.   Well, that and I had a pretty hefty academic scholarship and so my job was to maintain the GPA to keep it.  



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (Gk3SS)

241 146 137 Everyone (except me) loves that song Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 10:10 PM (albkL) What have you got against it?

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (MDPMd)

242 Well done, CBD!

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (5H6zj)

243 155 Are you going to Head Smashed-in Buffalo Jump? Might. Need to learn about how the Red Man lived in perfect harmony with Mother Gaia and shit.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 05:28 PM (NYEU2)

244 AtC, I prefer to hold my dork fests in Antique stores. I used to be a dealer, and I still need my fix.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (v8/DJ)

245 #149 Just imagine how far away she could be heard then.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (kcfmt)

246

Greetings to a fellow poli sci degree-holder! Although you came to your senses and decided to do something useful...

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 09:50 PM (K+I6z)

thanks.

171 I also have a degree in Poly-sci. AND a degree in History. I do no work in either of those fields.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 10:14 PM (NYEU2)

the club is getting bigger by the day.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (ga+7c)

247
Just. Stay. In. The. Boat.

Best advice ever.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (39q3n)

248 200 My degree is in French, with a minor in Spanish. It has been so long since I used my French, I no longer remember much of it. Not that it matters. I managed to get a real job speaking English.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 10:20 PM (v8/DJ) ........................

 

 

It's been a long time but if my memory serves me you just pull a tongue  thrust into their mouth and youre good. No?

Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (I/CPY)

249 150 Gall bladder removal? No biggie. They do it endoscopically. You'll be in the hospital for a night. Easy, peasy.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (M/TDA)

250 Why? I gave you an umbrella. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (gOr+J) That email last night was uncalled for. Such hurtful language.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

251 Y-not, this is something that will help once the sun is off your house.  Close all the windows (securely), go outside and and hose down the stucco (or whatever, the exterior of the house) for a good 20-30 minutes.  The walls hold the heat and it will continue to rise . . . . UNLESS, you cool those walls off with a shitload of water.  Srsly, it can drop the overnight temp in your house by a good 20 degrees. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (8lmkt)

252 It's still in the 90s at 8:30 pm. No breeze.

But it's a dry heat! Awesome!


Could be worse, it's 108 outside my door.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (jGsIV)

253 Beluga whales are the cutest little dudes. They come up the inlet outside Anchorage and park their big backsides at the mouth of one of the rivers and just inhale salmon until they can hardly move. The pods are fun to watch because they slow down for the babies and the babies come up lots for air. Way cool. Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 10:16 PM (VLG62) Worked years ago with an Inuit from Canada and his mom sent Beluga whale blubber to him. He brought some to the office and it wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 05:29 PM (BXLPR)

254

Navycopjoe, WTF? I see all these articles where electrical engineers are raking in the money.

As Ricky Ricardo would say, wha happen?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:30 PM (ItZF6)

255 GHOST OF JACKO BUMMED MY MONKEY He may have been dead almost four years – but Michael Jackson remains pop’s most controversial figure. And his reputation for the outlandish grew last night after an outraged pet owner revealed his MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile. Primate fan Brian Clowes, who along with wife Beryl keeps two macaques at his Crewe, Cheshire, home – said: “If I could get my hands on the ghost of Michael Jackson I’d wring its perverted otherworldly neck. “Unfortunately, due to the very nature of ghosts, that would be impossible. But I’d certainly give it a ruddy good exorcism, or something.” Retired logistics manager Brian, 66, said he was woken on Monday evening by a ballyhoo from the converted garage where he keeps his monkeys – Elspeth and Silas. He said: “We normally don’t get a peep out of them after dark but they were howling and screeching so I went downstairs to have a look. “In some ways, I wish I hadn’t. I opened the door to the garage and Silas was being bummed by what I can only describe as a sort of glowing, shadowy thing. It was obviously a ghost. “The spook looked at me and that’s when it hit me – it was Michael Jackson and it was making that bizarre ‘woo-hoo’ noise that Jacko used to make. “Then it suddenly disappeared. It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen but I imagine it was more troubling for Silas and his poor monkey bottom.” Brian, who admits he’d been drinking “a bit” on Monday night, said he came to Sunday Sport to warn other monkey owners their pets were at risk of non-consensual buggery by the ghost of Jacko. The attack on Silas would seem to confirm that e m o t i o n a l l y retarded sexual oddball Jackson had formed an “unnaturally close” relationship while alive with his own pet monkey, Bubbles.

Posted by: Waldo at June 28, 2013 05:30 PM (RZwdH)

256 It's 86 on the top floor, 78 on the middle floor, and I don't know what down here in the basement. It's still in the 90s at 8:30 pm. No breeze. But it's a dry heat! Awesome! Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (5H6zj) When I lost the AC because others in my group house wouldn't believe that an AC unit could not run constantly with a setting of 68 when the outdoor temps were in the 90s, I was more concerned about my wine stash, which ended up in the fridge. But I survived with a desktop fan, even though the indoor temp was 97.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:30 PM (K+I6z)

257 247. Where was this sage advice before my first 4 captains masts?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (7D6bD)

258 A click glance through and I see Political Hat stars in a film called Shart. That's what I saw and that's how it'll be from now on.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (V1ZIU)

259

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:28 PM (GEICT)

baseball?

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (ga+7c)

260 234 NDH, we are outta there. The climate definitely agrees with the wife. Thanks for asking and, to my personal sadness, I never got to meet any of the NEFL morons. We are doing well as hell, now. Posted by: Pecan Scandi at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (QEqvj) Sorry we never got a chance to meet up Pecan! Good luck in the new location.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (GEICT)

261 You know what to do.

Don't take any shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (WW8xK)



Dude.   I was already embussened today.   Sigh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (Gk3SS)

262 247
Just. Stay. In. The. Boat.

Best advice ever.

-----------------

Um... how did that work out for ol' Chef?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (celt+)

263 Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:28 PM (5H6zj)

Parlez vous francais?

[we don't really know each other]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:31 PM (WW8xK)

264 Tuna -

Actually, it's outpatient. Which seems a little odd to me, considering I'm leaving an organ behind. But yeah, endoscopic surgery is quite nice compared to the alternative.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:32 PM (HVOxM)

265 LGBTQIC "C" for "couch"

Posted by: edj at June 28, 2013 05:32 PM (9Ko7L)

266 baseball? Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 10:31 PM (ga+7c) Yup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)

267 Close all the windows (securely), go outside and and hose down the stucco (or whatever, the exterior of the house) for a good 20-30 minutes. -- That's a great tip, although I'm not sure if I can reach the top floor with the hose. It's a light colored aluminum siding (yeah, I know).

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:32 PM (5H6zj)

268 That email last night was uncalled for. Such hurtful language. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT)



I'm sure you deserved it for doing whatever it was that you did.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

269 On the libertarian test -- 1. The open border thing gives it away. If you want open borders in an IDEAL world, then good for you, put it in your fantasies or your spank bank or wherever, but we live in a real world where we need locks on our doors, and guards on our borders. Unless you can get the rest of the world to subscribe to your newsletter, we need borders. Create utopia in one country at a time first. If you cant do that you are no better than the utopian commies. 2. On FDA regulation, etc. Fine, but some regulations exist to protect the industry they regulate, not the public. Ideally all regulations would serve that purpose, but drugs and medications need an unimpeachable ratings agency and before you can convince me that it can be done privately, you have to show me one example of it having been done in the past. If the FDA did not exist, the drug companies would need to invent it, and they would be incapable. Flawed as it is, it is the best we can do. 3. On the fed, etc. -- I lean toward hard money, but the I just don't know enough to say it needs to be privatized. I doubt most of the fuckwits that want to end the Fed know enough either. They are children unwilling to admit the complexities of life. 4. On killing civilians -- well, i think fat man and little boy were well placed. How is it not libertarian (or anarcho capitalist) to defend yourself with the necessary means? Again, this is just infantile idealistic intellectual tantrums. 5. On privatizing laws. Are they fucking nuts? Isn't that what we did 237 years ago when "We the people" etc. and so forth?

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (zZJJp)

270 If I say its safe to surf this beach, Captain, then its safe to surf this beach!

Posted by: Col. Kilgore at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (JMmQ9)

271 >>>Surgery's just a little permanent for my tastes. ------------------------------ WolfnNC- Wait till you get older. You'll be glad for them to remove the broken excess cargo.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (4Mv1T)

272 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT)

Let me guess....you're a catcher?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (WW8xK)

273 155 Are you going to Head Smashed-in Buffalo Jump? Might. Need to learn about how the Red Man lived in perfect harmony with Mother Gaia and shit. Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 10:28 PM (NYEU2) You should, so you can look down and say, "Man, they were dumb."

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (K+I6z)

274 254. I got my degree in 93 I wanted it for a commission which I blew off and the navy helped pay for it I figured so much has changed it not worth trying to get caught up to date

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (7D6bD)

275 Beluga blubber is somewhat sweeter than bowhead or other whale because of all the salmon. But, fat is fat, and that stuff is particularly chewy, so if you aren't into the long haul, probably better to just leave it for the natives. Lots of Vitamin C, but you can obviously get that elsewhere these days.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:33 PM (VLG62)

276 Dude. I was already embussened today. Sigh. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:31 PM (Gk3SS) *furiously flipping through StyleGuide* Embussened...embussened? Def not in here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:34 PM (GEICT)

277 Actually, it's outpatient.

Say what? 

Do you have really crappy insurance or what?  Not being snarky here, but that is major facepalm.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:34 PM (8lmkt)

278 Thanks BC and Heather! I always feel better when I run things by you guys!

Posted by: Jmel at June 28, 2013 05:34 PM (9tSXa)

279 Iä, Iä, Iä!

Posted by: Fat Cthulhu at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (T1005)

280 >>Parlez vous francais? Un petit peu. Been quite a few years since I used it.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (5H6zj)

281 Charlie Brown, that wasn't very nice. Bad Boy!

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (v8/DJ)

282 That email last night was uncalled for. Such hurtful language. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT) I'm sure you deserved it for doing whatever it was that you did. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:33 PM (Gk3SS) I agree, get a grip.

Posted by: Vendette, who lives less than a mile away from Chez Bannion at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (K+I6z)

283 I'm sure you deserved it for doing whatever it was that you did. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:33 PM (Gk3SS) I was...commiserating...with my friend on his unfortunate banning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

284 Buncha drunk old people making a spectacle.
Posted by: BCochran1981
------------------

I'm trying to understand the problem....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (aDwsi)

285 snikes 250 comments in 2 hours bust beavers y'all are howdy

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (s/TCI)

286 That's a great tip, although I'm not sure if I can reach the top floor with the hose. It's a light colored aluminum siding (yeah, I know).

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:32 PM (5H6zj)


Even better, Y-not.  Just use your thumb or a good nozzle.  Cool that shit down and your life will be completely different inside half an hour.  Srsly, you can come back and smite me if I'm wrong. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

287 LGBTQIC

"C" for "couch"




Still no V.  BIGOTS!

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (hO8IJ)

288 That email last night was uncalled for. Such hurtful language. Ohhhhh, you mean the one where you were mocking my predicament. Yeah....sorry about that. So, listen....take that email, double it, and enjoy with a barbed wire encrusted pineapple. Rinse. Repeat. It's refreshing!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (gOr+J)

289 Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:32 PM (5H6zj)

off a ladder?

And if you can hit the roof....even better.

Evaporative cooling is amazing.

Pavers on the patio? Anything that stores heat around the house and won't let the water run off immediately is a good candidate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:35 PM (WW8xK)

290 Thanks for all the prayers, horde. I'll sleep sounder knowing that it ain't that bad going forward.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:36 PM (HVOxM)

291 Do you have really crappy insurance or what? Not being snarky here, but that is major facepalm. Posted by: Peaches --------------------------- Think about it. No more invasive than a colonoscopy... but with stitches.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 05:36 PM (4Mv1T)

292

" Missing classes left and right due to road trips is a serious hassle."

 

 BCochran: Perhaps you have some advice for a friend's nephew. He has an academic scholarship to an Eastern college - but he's also a damn fine ballplayer and the college team wants him to play. And he really, really wants to play. (And should because he's a very good pitcher.) He's worried about juggling baseball and academics. He's thinking if he loads up on classes during the fall semester, he'll skate more easily in the spring.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:36 PM (R3gO3)

293 264 I stayed overnight, but that was several years ago. I was out first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2013 05:36 PM (M/TDA)

294 I think I averaged 21 credits a semester over all 4 years of undergrad.  Of course, we had real core curriculum requirements as a liberal arts school, not this b.s. crap they have at Bowdoin.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 05:36 PM (sQ0LB)

295 Do you have really crappy insurance or what? Not being snarky here, but that is major facepalm.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 10:34 PM (8lmkt)


Actually, just about damned near everything short of life support is outpatient anymore. They seem to think your friends and family are better nurses than real nurses, as if they won't panic when you spring a leak or pass out cold. As if they would know a warning sign if they saw it.



Welcome to healthcare in the new millennium.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:37 PM (VLG62)

296 Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 10:35 PM (v8/DJ)

Remember a little bit more than you thought?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2013 05:37 PM (WW8xK)

297 Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 10:35 PM (hO8IJ)

Oh, crap, I'm goin' there, too, Radish.  It's not going to end well, but I don't think our sobriety would have changed that.  Skol!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:37 PM (8lmkt)

298 Hammer- You get that front through Asheville? Evening Jake.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 05:38 PM (4Mv1T)

299 CBD Pitcher actually. http://tinyurl.com/nq24p3t http://tinyurl.com/o2mznup

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

300 Close all the windows (securely), go outside and and hose down the stucco (or whatever, the exterior of the house) for a good 20-30 minutes.

--

Roof, especially, if you can the water up there

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 05:39 PM (aDwsi)

301

"C" for "couch

 

 

 

the Upholsterer Always Rings Twice

Posted by: Cicero Kid gave his pants to the needy at June 28, 2013 05:39 PM (qLYdI)

302
music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell

hint: it's not Joe Walsh's Rocky Mountain Way

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:39 PM (vzLhi)

303 Peaches -

Actually, no. Blue Cross. The surgery by itself will max out the deductable/coinsurance, so I don't necessarily mind a night in the hospital, and yeah, it did raise an eyebrow. But that's what the doc and the insurer said.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:39 PM (HVOxM)

304 Think about it. No more invasive than a colonoscopy... but with stitches.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 10:36 PM (4Mv1T)


Buddy, they are REMOVING an organ from his body.  I am appalled that they would do that on an outpatient basis.  In fact, I would throw the biggest fuckin' tissy fit anyone ever saw in a heterosexual.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:39 PM (8lmkt)

305

202 Please, y'all. Communication major here. The undergrad major of unambitious losers everywhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 10:17 PM (CA2NO)


Ha. Loved the reading at the meetup

and speaking of comm majors, the pita contract instructor that gave me shit over the semester has a blog and I was thinking what fun it would be to carpet bomb it. but then I thought, I needed a lawyer for my first semester back in school, is it really such a good idea.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 05:39 PM (ga+7c)

306 Should have bought two Cosmos for Cochran last Friday...

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (K+I6z)

307 music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell hint: it's not Joe Walsh's Rocky Mountain Way ----------------------------------------------- Honky Tonk Womyn- Da Stones

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (4Mv1T)

308 Thanks for the perspective on Apocalypse Now, y'all. Wasn't sure how touchy the 2nd Amendment supporters at the rally would be about it.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (MDPMd)

309 BCochran: Perhaps you have some advice for a friend's nephew. He has an academic scholarship to an Eastern college - but he's also a damn fine ballplayer and the college team wants him to play. And he really, really wants to play. (And should because he's a very good pitcher.) He's worried about juggling baseball and academics. He's thinking if he loads up on classes during the fall semester, he'll skate more easily in the spring. Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 10:36 PM (R3gO3) Won't work. Fall practice is actually fairly extensive. I'd recommend doing what I did. Minimum classes needed to stay eligible in fall and spring, make up the difference in the summer. And summer courses are easier. Help bolster the gpa.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

310 295 You honestly hardly know you've had surgery. You have a couple of teeny tiny incisions that heal fairly fast. I had no pain, no discomfort, nada.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (M/TDA)

311 NDH, we are outta there. The climate definitely agrees with the wife. Thanks for asking and, to my personal sadness, I never got to meet any of the NEFL morons. We are doing well as hell, now. *** It's good to learn that you are settling in and doing well in the PNW. Maybe you'll find yourself down this way again sometime. God Bless.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (jjvz+)

312 298 Hammer- You get that front through Asheville?

Evening Jake. Posted by: Tobacco Road
----------------

Had various warnings..., but it was too far south to affect us. Looks like you might be getting heavy rain...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 05:40 PM (aDwsi)

313 202 Please, y'all. Communication major here. The undergrad major of unambitious losers everywhere. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Based on your reading last week, you can communicate very well.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:41 PM (K+I6z)

314 I was...commiserating...with my friend on his unfortunate banning. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:35 PM (GEICT) Ah. This would be the commiseration email that consisted entirely of your mocking laughter? I believe you said it was... what now... "BWAAHAAHAHAAAHA! BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Etc.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:41 PM (CA2NO)

315

302
music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell

 

 

Mississippi Queen?

Posted by: Cicero Kid gave his pants to the needy at June 28, 2013 05:41 PM (qLYdI)

316 music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell

Mississipi Queen

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

317 Kid, you get the prize, having given your pants to the needy and all.  So far, all I gave was the bra.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

318 There is now a petition to recall Rubio http://bit.ly/13dc45T

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:41 PM (jjvz+)

319 that is busy beavers not busty beavers typo's and all Hey TR

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (s/TCI)

320 Yeah....sorry about that. So, listen....take that email, double it, and enjoy with a barbed wire encrusted pineapple. Rinse. Repeat. It's refreshing!!! Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 10:35 PM (gOr+J) See?????? 306 Should have bought two Cosmos for Cochran last Friday... Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 10:40 PM (K+I6z) One didn't bother me, you think two would've? I'd just be that much drunker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

321 Cowbell song -- HonkyTonk Women

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (MDPMd)

322 Medicine in the new millenium? I leave you with the news of 1200 *starving to death* in British hospitals. Orwell was a freaking optimist. Or optometrist, I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (qyfb5)

323 There's an app to translate any language, Charles. I googled it.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (v8/DJ)

324 Wait? Was someone banned?

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (5H6zj)

325

Peaches, outpatient for an uncomplicated gallbladder is now standard of care.  The complication rate is quite low, and frankly most people are better off at home than in the germ warfare zone that is the modern hospital.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (sQ0LB)

326 I'm still trying to figure out what was wrong with busty beavers.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:42 PM (VLG62)

327 One didn't bother me, you think two would've? I'd just be that much drunker. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT) And you may have not made it to your in-laws' lawn.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:43 PM (K+I6z)

328 I must have missed it. Sounds like WNC is having..., what?..., gallbladder out?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

329 247 Just. Stay. In. The. Boat. Best advice ever. Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 10:29 PM (39q3n) Bullshit. Get a bigger boat.

Posted by: Chief Brody at June 28, 2013 05:43 PM (BXLPR)

330 I'd just be that much drunker. Not really. I ended up wearing most of yours. But I smelled faaaaaaaaabulous!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (gOr+J)

331 There is now a petition to recall Rubio

http://bit.ly/13dc45T

Sweet.  Smite the bastid.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

332 Honky Tonk Womyn- Da Stones

Damn, I didn't even think about that one.

Mississippi Queen?
Posted by: Cicero Kid


dat's da one

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (8dspl)

333 107 here. I guess I have more in common with luap nor than I thought...

These last few days have really made me think that it is time to remove everyone in power and keep it that way since we always end up with a totalitarian regime.

Posted by: NWConservative at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (M1gmo)

334

Like family, we can all get after each other, but in the end, we still love each other.

Uh, is that like in the "brother-daddy-uncle" sense?

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (FLFli)

335 Jake- Second opinion time. I put an economical scope on the 10/22. Can't bore sight it, of course. GGE gave me the good idea of parking it in a bench rest, sight it in with the irons on the target, then carefully mount the scope. Sound good to you, oh yea mile buster, you?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (4Mv1T)

336 Wait? Was someone banned? Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:42 PM (5H6zj) A couple trolls were banned last night. Bannion was also banned when he posted from the delightful Mrs. Bannion's ipad. As long as he uses his own, he's good.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:44 PM (K+I6z)

337 music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell

Everybody's Workin' For Da Weekend

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fourth beer at June 28, 2013 05:45 PM (hO8IJ)

338 And you may have not made it to your in-laws' lawn. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 10:43 PM (K+I6z) Naw. I've never been drunker than I was at the Florida/Georgia game a couple years ago. And I made it from tailgating back to the car, then into the stadium, whole game, then back to the car. Now, the wife was laughing at my antics the whole time, but I made it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:45 PM (GEICT)

339

I shudder at a lifetime of having to avoid ice cream, butter, and cheese.

 

Don't know what you're talking about, WolfinNC - I had mine out 11 years ago, and I've never had any problem eating any of those things.

 

Get it done now, though - if you wait too long, they won't be able to do it laparoscopically, and they'll have to cut you from stem to stern.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 05:45 PM (ADnWI)

340 We in WI are a bit touchy about that recall crap. Just primary his ass outta there. Do it legit. Otherwise, it is just buyers remorse and sour grapes and all those other obnoxious metaphorical sayings that mean we are whiny bitches.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:45 PM (VLG62)

341 I'll split the prize, Peaches. This time I won a large greasy pizza carton. It's big enough for both of us.

Posted by: Cicero Kid gave his pants to the needy at June 28, 2013 05:45 PM (qLYdI)

342 "The germ warfare zone that is the modern hospital"

You ain't kidding. When my mom was in a couple years ago, there was a woman down the hall with c. diff, somebody else popped some staph, and I spent the whole friggin week praying that my mom didn't get c. diff on top of the bowel surgery and massaging every exposed piece of skin with hand cleaner.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:45 PM (HVOxM)

343 324 Wait? Was someone banned?

Wait. Cochran drinks Cosmos?

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (bKA83)

344 331 There is now a petition to recall Rubio



http://bit.ly/13dc45T

Sweet. Smite the bastid.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 10:44 PM (8lmkt)


Ha! Good. But, a US senator though has NEVER been successfully recalled. And with these royal elitist assholes on the supreme court, you never will get it either.

Posted by: NWConservative at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (M1gmo)

345 302 music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell hint: it's not Joe Walsh's Rocky Mountain Way Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 10:39 PM (vzLhi) Dance The Night Away by Van Halen

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (BXLPR)

346 Mets got another brilliant start from Matt Harvey tonight but the bullpen channeled Doug Sisk and blew a 3 run lead in the 8th with 2 outs, then Sisked up 2 more in the 9th

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (/9IC1)

347 Teresa in FW, read your piece about Obamacare--yeoman's work that was.  I'd love to see the lawsuit, but unfortunately I doubt it would go anywhere.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (sQ0LB)

348 Not really. I ended up wearing most of yours. But I smelled faaaaaaaaabulous!!!! Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 10:44 PM (gOr+J) That's because you insisted on doing the wrapped arm thing....and then decided to put my forearm in a choke hold.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)

349 334 Like family, we can all get after each other, but in the end, we still love each other.
Uh, is that like in the"brother-daddy-uncle" sense?

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at June 28, 2013 10:44 PM (FLFli)



That sounds a little suspect. Sorty dirty.

Posted by: tcn at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (VLG62)

350 Mike -

winner winner chicken dinner

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:46 PM (HVOxM)

351 318 There is now a petition to recall Rubio http://bit.ly/13dc45T Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:41 PM (jjvz+) Maybe I'm already bombed...which I'm not...but I'm pretty certain there's no legal mechanism in place to recall federal officeholders. Maybe there ought to be....

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 05:47 PM (V1ZIU)

352

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 10:11 PM (HVOxM)


I had mine out, and was just as worried as you were when I did.  Tried to make it "go away" for a long time but it never did; when these things show up having the gallbladder removed is usually the only option.

It took my digestion a while to adjust afterward, but for the most part it's stabilized and I'm able to eat pretty much what I want.  Now, this did spur me to eat a healthier diet, and I do have to be careful with dairy, but I didn't have to give up anything at all.  So long as I'm very careful to take them in moderation I can have ice cream, cheeseburgers, all the stuff I used to eat pre-gallstones.  Number 2 (to put it delicately) might be somewhat, eh, looser than before, at least at first and quite possibly for weeks and even months afterward, but a healthy diet helps your system compensate and bring this back into balance too.  It's an adjustment you'll have to make for a lifetime (your bowels WILL let you know if you fall off the wagon and eat too much heavy shit), but it should work for a lifetime.

Most doctors do these things as outpatient procedures; you're home the same day.  You'll be laid up for a good week and like I said, your digestion takes some time to adjust itself to not having a gallbladder to help filter stuff, but after that you'll be amazed at how much better you'll feel.  As with everything medical, your mileage my vary, but my doctor told me my results are typical for a good 90-95% of gallbladder operations.  Good luck and don't worry.

Posted by: Lurker Without a Gallbladder at June 28, 2013 05:47 PM (4f/S/)

353 Wait. Cochran drinks Cosmos? Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2013 10:46 PM (bKA83) I bought Cosmos for him and Bannion at last week's meetup.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:47 PM (K+I6z)

354
It's been a long time since we demanded More Cowbell here at the ol Q.

Remember when the economy really sucked and we had quarters with 5%+?
Ace used to post a pic of President Bush holding a cowbell.

Yeah.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:48 PM (+oin+)

355 "If I could get em for cheap.....I could make a killing just scrapping them. Posted by: Sticky Wicket" If you're serious, the problem would be getting the equipment to bring them down, take them apart, and transport the parts. They were hauled through this area. Just one blade is enormous.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 05:48 PM (DpI6K)

356 339 I second that. You won't miss the little bastard.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2013 05:48 PM (M/TDA)

357 Wait. Cochran drinks Cosmos? Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2013 10:46 PM (bKA83) *points at Vendette* She insisted on buying one each for me and Bannion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

358 kdabear -

Oh God. I thought if I didn't watch they wouldn't blow it. Poor Harvey would be 14-0 if he was on a team with a damn offense and/or bullpen.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:48 PM (HVOxM)

359 Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 10:44 PM Thanks for bringing teh knowledge.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:49 PM (5H6zj)

360 302 music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell hint: it's not Joe Walsh's Rocky Mountain Way Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 10:39 PM (vzLhi) "Lowrider" by War.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 05:49 PM (BXLPR)

361 Ha! Good. But, a US senator though has NEVER been successfully recalled. And with these royal elitist assholes on the supreme court, you never will get it either. *** I think its really just a way to blow off steam and tell him how dissatisfied people really are.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:49 PM (jjvz+)

362 353 Wait. Cochran drinks Cosmos?

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2013 10:46 PM (bKA83)


I bought Cosmos for him and Bannion at last week's meetup.


Ah. Also, I just looked up the recipe, and it's not as, um, flamboyant a drink as I had thought from the name. Still might take a shot of straight whiskey to restore balance in the force after having one, though.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2013 05:49 PM (bKA83)

363

If you're serious, the problem would be getting the equipment to bring them down,

 

 

 

 

heh. equipment.

Posted by: Cicero Kid aspires to be a sapper at June 28, 2013 05:50 PM (qLYdI)

364 Cowbell: Working for the weekend - Loverboy

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 05:50 PM (z7jvd)

365 Based on your reading last week, you can communicate very well. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 10:41 PM (K+I6z) Awww. *blush* Shucks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:50 PM (CA2NO)

366 No slot in Old commie Hell yet for Mandela. Some question as to whether the next one is  his or Castro's.

Posted by: EROWMER at June 28, 2013 05:50 PM (OONaw)

367 Uh, is that like in the"brother-daddy-uncle" sense?

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at June 28, 2013 10:44 PM (FLFli)


And KellyFromMesquite make a spectacular entrance!!  Slow claps, KFM!!  Nicely played.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:51 PM (8lmkt)

368 I emailed Rubio, yesterday, and all I've received thus far is an "interim" response.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:51 PM (jjvz+)

369 Ha! Good. But, a US senator though has NEVER been successfully recalled. And with these royal elitist assholes on the supreme court, you never will get it either. *** I think its really just a way to blow off steam and tell him how dissatisfied people really are. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:49 PM (jjvz+) The problem is that you can't recall a Senator or a Congressman. They can only leave by resigning, dying, or being kicked out by their own respective house.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 05:52 PM (Vk2pI)

370 When I asked her how they had gotten access to my personal information, she couldn’t give me a good explanation.

When I asked her why my information wasn’t kept private – per my explicit request – she couldn’t give me a good explanation either.

When I mentioned that a citizen might have grounds for a privacy lawsuit in light of this information, she sounded taken aback.


I'm late to the party, but kudos to Teresa. We are well and truly fucked. 

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at June 28, 2013 05:52 PM (uLzrM)

371 I'll split the prize, Peaches. This time I won a large greasy pizza carton. It's big enough for both of us.

Posted by: Cicero Kid gave his pants to the needy at June 28, 2013 10:45 PM (qLYdI)


nom nom nom . . . wipes grease from chin . . . oh, this is heaven, thanks, Kid!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:52 PM (8lmkt)

372 >>368 I emailed Rubio, yesterday, and all I've received thus far is an "interim" response. Same for me from Hatch. A couple of days ago.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:52 PM (5H6zj)

373
why does Low Rider make me think Foghat?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:53 PM (xIzGn)

374 An interim response? You gotta blowjob?

Posted by: joey biden at June 28, 2013 05:53 PM (9+vDU)

375 Wolfin --- FWIW, Mrs. Hammer had hers out a couple of years ago. Hers was in bad shape, so she was admitted via the emergency room of an evening, had it out early in the a.m., was home the next morning. It was a no-pain, no-hassle deal. I don't think even has a scar (Note to self: Look for scar).  So far as I know, she has not made any dietary adjustments..., I know I haven't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

376 Voyager exits solar system, will return 2 centuries from now as a hot bald Indian chick controlled by a Skynetted Voyager on steroids

Voyager surfs Solar System's edge

http://tinyurl.com/qaznrrd

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 05:53 PM (/9IC1)

377 Rubio is a mole.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 05:54 PM (ItZF6)

378 why does Low Rider make me think Foghat?

Because you're not drunk enough.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 05:54 PM (jGsIV)

379 BTW, Cochran - My clearest memory of the meet-up will always be when you bellowed, "YOU FUCKING RINO!" at... someone. That still had me laughing to myself on the plane the next day, much to the unease of my fellow passengers. MWR: *sniggering to self* "'You fucking RINO!'" *snigger* *woman in seat next to MWR leans a little closer to the window*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:54 PM (CA2NO)

380 Thanks for wasting my life by sending me over to damn dirty rino. I assume the dirty is in dirty old man who likes to take pictures of his friend's daughter? Or dirty in how he likes to insult Mark Levin (when he obviously hasn't spent much time listening to him or knows his legal work?) I read a few of his blogs and really can't figure out how AoS - which is an awesome site, with great bloggers and great commentators - could link there and still keep its self respect. Oh well, I'll just have to remember that not all links are equally good or useful (or even entertaining...)

Posted by: Brendan at June 28, 2013 05:54 PM (8YVZT)

381 music trivia: name a rock song that begins with nothing but cowbell

Mountain, Mississippi Queen.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at June 28, 2013 05:54 PM (uLzrM)

382 >>368 I emailed Rubio, yesterday, and all I've received thus far is an "interim" response. Same for me from Hatch. A couple of days ago. Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 10:52 PM (5H6zj) If you're not from their states, that's the best you'll get. If you're an actual constituent, you'll likely get a full response later, although you may not like it.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 05:54 PM (K+I6z)

383 OK, I realize I'm only a semi-moronette - haven't been around for nearly as long as the regulars and can't really post all that frequently - but crap, I really feel out of things here. Maybe I'm hopelessly untech-savvy, but how do you get emails here? I was in Chicago last week and would have loved to meet a moron or two for a drink, but I had no way of setting up a meeting that did not involve posting my email addy on the Internet loud and clear for anybody to see.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (R3gO3)

384 Teresa in FW -

I always heard that no gallbladder = no dairy. It's nice to know that particular bit of common to me knowledge was dead wrong.

Lurker -

Thanks for de lurking! That's some good info. Naturally, I knew you guys would bestow some truth and good advice.

Tuna -

Little bastard is right. I've had a year off since I graduated, and the damn thing chooses to act up 2 months before I start school again. Timing has never been my strong suit.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (HVOxM)

385 351 318 There is now a petition to recall Rubio

http://bit.ly/13dc45T

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:41 PM (jjvz+)


Maybe I'm already bombed...which I'm not...but I'm pretty certain there's no legal mechanism in place to recall federal officeholders.

Maybe there ought to be....

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 10:47 PM (V1ZIU)




IIRC, the only way for average citizens to remove a Federal elected official is the method used by Charles Guiteau, Leon Czolgosz, John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald.....and it's held somewhat in disrepute.

Posted by: Fat Cthulhu at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (T1005)

386 Rubio is a mole. Hmmm, actually, a type of weasel, I think.

Posted by: some taxonomer at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (sY6U1)

387 More and more I understand that the 17th amendment (popular election of Senators) is the progressive seed that has grown to the destructive rampage we see today.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (zZJJp)

388 why does Low Rider make me think Foghat?

You know FOGHAT is not allowable in Scrabble, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (hO8IJ)

389 BTW, Cochran - My clearest memory of the meet-up will always be when you bellowed, "YOU FUCKING RINO!" at... someone. That still had me laughing to myself on the plane the next day, much to the unease of my fellow passengers. MWR: *sniggering to self* "'You fucking RINO!'" *snigger* *woman in seat next to MWR leans a little closer to the window* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 10:54 PM (CA2NO) *cough* Gabe *cough*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

390 Ah, pantslessness really is next to Godlessness . . . oh, wait, that didn't come out right.  Stupid beer!  C'mere, get in mah belly!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

391 373 why does Low Rider make me think Foghat?Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 10:53 PM (xIzGn) Slow Ride

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 05:56 PM (kVfSG)

392 Enter the Great Gun Giveaway to win a S&W 9mm. https://www.galleryofguns.com/about/GGGEntry.aspx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:56 PM (jjvz+)

393 Meh, I scored a 50.  The test is way too vague and not practical.  I'm very libertarian, and even joined the party, but we're not a hunter-gatherer society.  It needs to be a little more detailed.  "Is it permissible to bomb civilians" -- when you're targeting an insurgency, not really.  When you're fire-bombing Nazi Germany, hell fucking yeah it is.  Shabbat Shalom.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2013 05:57 PM (L817k)

394
Bacon's a pretty severe casualty, but hey, I'll just send the portions I'm not eating to the middle east. I'm sure they'll enjoy it.
Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 10:28 PM
xxx

I didn't say no bacon. Just... careful bacon. And lower fat ice cream. And trust me, if you're having gall bladder attacks, the "problems" you'll get from food is nothing like that. At all. Just like Lurker said, you make some adjustments. Mine was done out patient as well- I have several horrible attacks over the years and no gall bladder was way better than horribly painful attacks.

Posted by: shibumi, who is being watched by the NSA at June 28, 2013 05:57 PM (25HWz)

395 About the couch guy, not like it's "rape-rape"!

Posted by: Rooby Goldberg at June 28, 2013 05:57 PM (FLFli)

396
Blue Bloods is on right now. Hard to believe Magnum is 68.5 years old.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:57 PM (GcwH1)

397 386 Rubio is a mole. Hmmm, actually, a type of weasel, I think.
Posted by: some taxonomer at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM (sY6U1)
Ferret

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 05:57 PM (kVfSG)

398 Not surprising when you spend your whole life with some guy's hand up your ass

New Yorker Cover "OUTS" Bert and Ernie as Gay

http://tinyurl.com/nrltduy

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 05:57 PM (/9IC1)

399

386 Rubio is a mole.

 

 

 

he want peepee for his bunghole!

Posted by: Cornmolio at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (qLYdI)

400 If you're not from their states, that's the best you'll get. ----- I'm in Utah. Verified via his webform. Registered R. The man is a prick.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (5H6zj)

401 BCochran: you were a pitcher? OK what was your best pitch?

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (R3gO3)

402 Slow Ride

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 10:56 PM (kVfSG)


Take it easy, Cabot.  Oh, and btw, how are the Lodges tonight?

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

403 Wow.   I'm really tired.


I'm sure it was my busy week of dealing with stupid and has nothing at all to do with that 3/4 bottle of wine I just drank.


*lists*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

404 It took everything I have to write Hatch a respectful email.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (5H6zj)

405 *cough* Gabe *cough* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT) I should have known.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (CA2NO)

406 If JWB wants a second opinion I'm available.  A hard man is good to find.

Posted by: Dave Sirota at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (5fSr7)

407 I always heard that no gallbladder = no dairy. It's nice to know that particular bit of common to me knowledge was dead wrong. *** I became lactose intolerant after my surgery but I just drink lactose-free mile (which is delicious) and... no problem! I usually don't have a problem with other dairy products.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:58 PM (jjvz+)

408 hi all! my everyone is so talkative tonight thank you for the great ont tmi3rd and is it just me, or are there a lot of new nicks around here tonight?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 05:59 PM (xHVR3)

409 The Life of Julia, Amnesty Applicant

http://cis.org/Illegal-Immigrant-Life-of-Julia

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 05:59 PM (/9IC1)

410
Right. Slowride.

Which shouldn't be confused with Free Ride by the albino.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 05:59 PM (8dspl)

411 366 No slot in Old commie Hell yet for Mandela. Some question as to whether the next one is his or Castro's.
Posted by: EROWMER
-------------------------------

'Commie'  triggers the once-weekly posting from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night' (1951):

"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago…"




Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 05:59 PM (aDwsi)

412 Mississippi Queen is the only song evah with pure cowbell action up front. Eight beats of solo cowbell before the guitars start in.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:00 PM (JMmQ9)

413 OK, I realize I'm only a semi-moronette - haven't been around for nearly as long as the regulars and can't really post all that frequently - but crap, I really feel out of things here. Maybe I'm hopelessly untech-savvy, but how do you get emails here? I was in Chicago last week and would have loved to meet a moron or two for a drink, but I had no way of setting up a meeting that did not involve posting my email addy on the Internet loud and clear for anybody to see. Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM (R3gO3) Sometimes it works to just post, "Hey, I'm going to be in the area" and see what happens. If you're worried about your email address, create one specifically for that purpose and advertise it with appropriate spaces (ie. soandso @ something.com).

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:00 PM (K+I6z)

414 Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year

Sucking dicks would be an improvement for the Brewers this year...I still really like Aoki, and Segura's kicking ass.  But no Corey Hart makes me cry.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:00 PM (hO8IJ)

415 'Commie' triggers the once-weekly posting from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night' (1951):

For the record, I always enjoy that particular rant.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:00 PM (jGsIV)

416 OK, I realize I'm only a semi-moronette - haven't been around for nearly as long as the regulars and can't really post all that frequently - but crap, I really feel out of things here. Maybe I'm hopelessly untech-savvy, but how do you get emails here? I was in Chicago last week and would have loved to meet a moron or two for a drink, but I had no way of setting up a meeting that did not involve posting my email addy on the Internet loud and clear for anybody to see. *** NoVaMoMee folks. How did you coordinate?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:00 PM (jjvz+)

417
You know FOGHAT is not allowable in Scrabble, right?

Why?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 06:00 PM (yhYn1)

418 401 BCochran: you were a pitcher? OK what was your best pitch? Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 10:58 PM (R3gO3) Curveball. I had scouts and coaches tell me it was the best they'd seen. I never threw particularly hard. I topped out at 87 in the fall of my sophomore year. But I had been making improvements each year. (When I showed up as a freshman I was low 80s.) Unfortunately I got hurt and missed all of my junior year. Shoulder injury. Came back for senior year and was successful, but never got the speed back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

419 Who thinks Rubio is going to attend any townhall functions over the holiday week that is not sponsored by La Raza?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:01 PM (LI48c)

420 Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 10:59 PM (aDwsi)

Very tingle-worthy!  Me likey . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

421 "Some woman would walk by and she'd stare her down, then lean over to her friend and "whisper" oh so quietly "Did you see what she had on?! I mean, she looked awful. Trashy." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk" Yeah, well I sat in a restaurant with my hard of hearing father who talked loudly and in gruesome detail about his ass surgery. Wait til your parents are in their 80's. It only gets worse, pal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 06:01 PM (DpI6K)

422 383 OK, I realize I'm only a semi-moronette - haven't been around for nearly as long as the regulars and can't really post all that frequently - but crap, I really feel out of things here. Maybe I'm hopelessly untech-savvy, but how do you get emails here? I was in Chicago last week and would have loved to meet a moron or two for a drink, but I had no way of setting up a meeting that did not involve posting my email addy on the Internet loud and clear for anybody to see. Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM (R3gO3) You need to post boobeh pix, then post your email. It is HQ law. Ask one of the ettes if you don't believe it. (oh please please please, let her post teh boobeh pix)

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:01 PM (BXLPR)

423 NoVaMoMee folks. How did you coordinate? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:00 PM (jjvz+)


We made Bannion do it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (Gk3SS)

424 Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM Twitter is useful for that. Give your twitter name. Find out morons' names. Use DMs.

Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (5H6zj)

425 Cowbell, meh.  Only one band's cowbell became a minor cultural icon. 

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (L817k)

426 I'm sure it was my busy week of dealing with stupid and has nothing at all to do with that 3/4 bottle of wine I just drank.


*lists*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:58 PM (Gk3SS)

*********

another glass on me.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (ga+7c)

427 390 Ah, pantslessness really is next to Godlessness...yes indeed.Pantless AND underwear-less: nirvana!

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (Tz35j)

428 NoVaMoMee folks. How did you coordinate? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:00 PM (jjvz+) Through Bannion.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (K+I6z)

429
Bacon's a pretty severe casualty, but hey, I'll just send the portions I'm not eating to the middle east. I'm sure they'll enjoy it.

Is it halal? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Krispy Kareem at June 28, 2013 06:02 PM (0IhFx)

430 Slowride starts with guitars...sure, there's some cowbell, but not by itself, like in Mississippi Queen Unless I misunderstood the question...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:03 PM (JMmQ9)

431 P.S. I've said this before, but Mrs. Bannion is a saint.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:03 PM (K+I6z)

432

Yeah, well I sat in a restaurant with my hard of hearing father who talked loudly and in gruesome detail about his ass surgery. Wait til your parents are in their 80's. It only gets worse, pal.

 

My mother talks with horror about the time that grandma decided to share with everyone the details of her latest doctor visit, and how she had learned the benefits of always wiping backwards.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 28, 2013 06:03 PM (lr3d7)

433 387 More and more I understand that the 17th amendment (popular election of Senators) is the progressive seed that has grown to the destructive rampage we see today.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM (zZJJp)


The problem is when they were not directly elected, they were bought and paid for by the "big businesses" at the time through the more easily controlled state legislatures. But as you can see, crony capitalism still lives on and much more readily because the employers are freaking stupid voters and not (less stupid I hope) state office holders.


Terms for the senate need to be two or three years NOT the six years that they currently enjoy. They act right for a year or two and then go full liberal for four. Its Bullshit. Look at fucking ORRIN HATCH for an example. Marco Rubio, Jeff Flake, and Dean Heller though are different animals. They all FREAKING LIED to get elected. That should be a fire-able offense.

Posted by: NWConservative at June 28, 2013 06:03 PM (M1gmo)

434 shibumi -

TBH, I don't really eat THAT much greasy food, so it sounds like it won't be that big of a change for me. I could use to eat healthier anyway. Had to get on the scale at the doctors and, well, damn...

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:03 PM (HVOxM)

435 I should have known. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 10:58 PM (CA2NO) Lol. He was messing with me through the night because whenever the blog goes down, I inform (bitch) the cobs and ace of the issue on twitter. So he made up a name tag that said "crybaby" on it. He said something about it as I was going up to receive my booze from AtC. I may have already been a bit drunk at that point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

436
Mississippi Queen is the only song evah with pure cowbell action up front.

Eight beats of solo cowbell before the guitars start in.



Exactly! And that's why Mississippii Quueenn is the most correct answer.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 06:04 PM (LVtr+)

437 Leslie West and Mountain.  The only ones who truly rocked the cowbell.  I saw them once, at Howard Stein's Capital Theater in Portchester, New York.  Either '69 or '70.  It's a fuckin' miracle I remember it, but I do.  It was epic.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)

438 More and more I understand that the 17th amendment (popular election of Senators) is the progressive seed that has grown to the destructive rampage we see today.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM (zZJJp)


Another aspect of the genius that the Founders gave us was labyrinthine paths to the seats of power so that it was more difficult for any group to conspire to use similar techniques to gain control.  The "people" had a direct vote for their Representative and an indirect vote for their Senators via their votes for members of their respective legislatures.


Now of course, liberal wisdom sucked us into the popular vote for Senators and presto McCain, Hatch, and Graham are examples of the result of straying from the original Constitutional framework and its limitations.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 06:05 PM (Cnqmv)

439 Voyager surfs Solar System's edge http://tinyurl.com/qaznrrd Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 10:53 PM (/9IC1) Stop bogarting my gig!

Posted by: The Silver Surfer at June 28, 2013 06:05 PM (Vk2pI)

440 Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 28, 2013 11:03 PM

Well, there went my dinner.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at June 28, 2013 06:05 PM (uLzrM)

441 I'm sure it was my busy week of dealing with stupid and has nothing at all to do with that 3/4 bottle of wine I just drank. *lists* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 10:58 PM (Gk3SS) *quickly props up AtC* Don't want you falling over, my queen! *tucks AtC into bed with a plushy Cthulu doll*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:05 PM (CA2NO)

442
but I think Honky Tonk Woman does too

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 06:05 PM (LPRBM)

443 I'll never forget the little old lady who told me how her gyno found MRSA in her coochie.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:05 PM (ItZF6)

444 431 P.S. I've said this before, but Mrs. Bannion is a saint. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:03 PM (K+I6z) Agreed. And as I've said, far too lovely for Bannion. He clearly made some sort of unholy deal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

445 ---and is it just me, or are there a lot of new nicks around here tonight?---

It's just you.

Posted by: Fapplebee's Waitress Without a Gallbladder Eating a Giant Bowl of Chicken Fat She'll Regret Later at June 28, 2013 06:06 PM (4f/S/)

446 I'll never forget the little old lady who told me how her gyno found MRSA in her coochie.

Was that in your days as a gigolo?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:06 PM (jGsIV)

447 Twitter is useful for that. Give your twitter name. Find out morons' names. Use DMs. Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 11:02 PM (5H6zj) Yup. those messages are completely private... *snickers*

Posted by: PRISM at June 28, 2013 06:06 PM (Vk2pI)

448 P.S. I've said this before, but Mrs. Bannion is a saint.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:03 PM (K+I6z)



That is my considered opinion as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 06:06 PM (Cnqmv)

449 And that's why Mississippii Quueenn is the most correct answer.

* doffs cap, takes a bow *

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at June 28, 2013 06:06 PM (uLzrM)

450 Why?

Because it's not a word.

There's a story about one of the national Scrabble championships, where a highly-ranked player played FOGHAT and his opponent didn't challenge because he wanted to drop a seven-letter word with an S on it...then got challenged successfully because FOGHATS isn't a word either, but I'm too far gone to go look up their names.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:07 PM (hO8IJ)

451 Court: Gov’t Must Halt Enforcement of Sterilization-Contraception-Abortifacient Mandate Against Hobby Lobby http://bit.ly/17qxJpg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:07 PM (jjvz+)

452

WolfinNC, I had my gall bladder taken  out on October 29th, 2001, and was bound and determined not to miss my 4th daughter's 1st Halloween (at our church).

 

I sat in a chair the entire time, but I did it.

 

Hubby had his out a few years later - he was back at work  a couple of days after the procedure.

 

In most cases, it's not a problem at all; ours were both out-patient surgeries.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 06:07 PM (ADnWI)

453 *tucks AtC into bed with a plushy Cthulu doll* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 11:05 PM (CA2NO)


Thank you.

And thank you for the wine, rich.  *sips*



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 06:07 PM (Gk3SS)

454 NDH -

I wouldn't be surprised if that happened to me. Never tolerated milk well, even as a baby. Is the lactose-free stuff any different from regular milk?

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:07 PM (HVOxM)

455 I may have already been a bit drunk at that point. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:04 PM (GEICT) As one of the last people to speak to you before you left, I have to say you were remarkably functional if you were wasted.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:07 PM (K+I6z)

456 Damn, I'm in the bottom row of my Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy 12 pack. Next stop will be the Miller Lite's in the bottom of the fridge. Then the Natural Lights in the garage.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:08 PM (BXLPR)

457 NDH, are you close to the ATL?

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 06:09 PM (cQl9V)

458 Thank you. And thank you for the wine, rich. *sips* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 11:07 PM (Gk3SS) Empress? I have discovered that I have Patron in the cabinet. I've also decided that it will cure the current headache (and likely cause another one tomorrow, but that's tomorrow and....Moron). Come. Shots.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

459

Y-not, can you afford to stay in a hotel for a couple of nights?

 

When  the  electricity went out  in our neighborhood (due to some lines getting cut in the area), that's what we did.

 

It was worth every penny.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 06:09 PM (ADnWI)

460 That is my considered opinion as well! Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 11:06 PM (Cnqmv) I really enjoyed talking to you last week.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:09 PM (K+I6z)

461
Because it's not a word.

And yet it passes our lips and is understood by others. Scrabble is funny.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 06:09 PM (vanqS)

462 but I think Honky Tonk Woman does too

 

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:05 PM

 

Yeah a couple of bars before the drums kick in.

Posted by: otho at June 28, 2013 06:09 PM (9gNQd)

463 *Must* *activate* *Cthulhu-doll* *network*.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 06:10 PM (T1005)

464 As one of the last people to speak to you before you left, I have to say you were remarkably functional if you were wasted. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:07 PM (K+I6z) Not wasted, but well, well on my way. And thank you. 1) Irish 2) Lots of practice 3) Moron

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

465

hope everyone is enjoying there friday night.  here til 5AM.

atc-

Cheers.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:10 PM (ga+7c)

466 ATL = Alex The Lick???

Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (9+vDU)

467 More and more I understand that the 17th amendment (popular election of Senators) is the progressive seed that has grown to the destructive rampage we see today. Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 10:55 PM How you doin'? Sergeant at Arms: let the record show that I was not the first to mention the *spit* 17th Amendment *spit*. I reserve the right to exploit the shit out of the fact that someone else brought it to the floor first...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (JMmQ9)

468 442 but I think Honky Tonk Woman does tooPosted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:05 PM (LPRBM) You are correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6M77oHD110

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (kVfSG)

469 Yosimite Sam cussout collection and flaming bagpipes. Kudos to tmi3rd (& co.) for a great post. And what else? Oh, yeah, windmills. I love my daughter. My daughter was at Whole Foods, looking at some socks, and sighing. Another shopper nearby apologized for being in the way or something, my daughter said, no, no, I was just looking at these socks. Ended up, my daughter explained, "I like these socks, but the label says they're made with 'wind energy.'" The other customer drew a blank. So my daugher explained, she can't think of wind power without thinking of all the dead birds, especially the eagles. The other customer had never heard of this. Before they were through, several other customers and an employee were involved in the conversation, all of them thinking how great wind power is, none of them having Clue One about the true costs, until that moment. Infiltrate. Educate.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (U13jb)

470

Jeff Flake lied about the views of a fellow Conservative to get elected.

I have found he only cares about illegal immigrants because he thinks some of them can be converted to Mormonism.

You see, Mormons believe that there are souls in heaven waiting for bodies here on Earth. Illegals are those "vessels" as far as Flake is concerned.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (ItZF6)

471 Hey chemjeff!!!  MWR's hash is CA2NO.  What does that make him?

Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (albkL)

472 there...their...shit.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (ga+7c)

473 NDH, are you close to the ATL? Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 11:09 PM (cQl9V) Check the GPS and then RSVP, OK? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (CA2NO)

474 Come. Shots.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)



I'm pretty sure that comment wasn't meant to be read from the bottom up.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (T1005)

475 Teresa, thanks for the ObamaCare report. Government has conspired to make it impossible for me to buy my own insurance any more. I can hardly wait.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (MDPMd)

476 Empress? I have discovered that I have Patron in the cabinet. I've also decided that it will cure the current headache (and likely cause another one tomorrow, but that's tomorrow and....Moron).

Come. Shots. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)



But comfy bed!   And Cthulhu plushy!  *waves it at you*


Also my clothes are just fine where they are, thank you very much.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 06:11 PM (Gk3SS)

477 BCochran: you were a pitcher? OK what was your best pitch? " hey baby, remember my name's Brett, you'll be screaming it in an hour"

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 06:12 PM (NYEU2)

478 Blanco Basura, Peaches


Spillane's Mike Hammer (ahem), was a no bullshit guy. In one novel it emerges that Charlotte Manning, the dishy lady psychiatrist with whom Hammer has inexplicably fallen in love, murdered Jack Williams, his wartime buddy. Once he makes this discovery, Hammer pumps a .45 slug into the general vicinity of Charlotte's navel,
setting up the last three lines of the book:
---------
"How c-could you?" she gasped.
I only had a moment before talking to a corpse, but I got it in.
"It was easy," I said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

479 Teresa -

You are one tough lady. 2 days after surgery I think I might just be feeling like watching TV.

Nice to know it's not that bad. I can handle a week of feeling like crap, as long as things go back to normal.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:12 PM (HVOxM)

480 rich@gmu is another poli sci grad, but he decided to do something useful.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:12 PM (K+I6z)

481

@347 Conservative Crank - thanks for the kind words!

 

Yeah, I was just putting that  "suggestion" out there to make her sweat - time for the gubmint to start fearing the people again.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 06:13 PM (ADnWI)

482 I wouldn't be surprised if that happened to me. Never tolerated milk well, even as a baby. Is the lactose-free stuff any different from regular milk? **** It's delicious. Something about splitting the lactose (or whatever they call it) is that it makes the milk taste more sweet. From my understanding, it's the exact same thing as real milk, except they split apart one of the proteins or something like that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:13 PM (jjvz+)

483 450 Why? Because it's not a word. There's a story about one of the national Scrabble championships, where a highly-ranked player played FOGHAT and his opponent didn't challenge because he wanted to drop a seven-letter word with an S on it...then got challenged successfully because FOGHATS isn't a word either, but I'm too far gone to go look up their names. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 11:07 PM (hO8IJ) Proper nouns are harem in Scrabble. Holy shit, Miss Virginia just came on tv in a commercial on TV, BRB.

Posted by: Iman Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:13 PM (BXLPR)

484 Come. Shots. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT) .... O_o You DO realize that, once the inebriation kicks in, the Horde will read that as "Come shots," right?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:13 PM (CA2NO)

485 I'm pretty sure that comment wasn't meant to be read from the bottom up. Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (T1005) lmfao Also my clothes are just fine where they are, thank you very much. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (Gk3SS) Dammit. >this< close.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)

486 461
Because it's not a word.

And yet it passes our lips and is understood by others. Scrabble is funny.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:09 PM (vanqS)

 

Isn't it more of an issue that Foghat is a Proper Noun and thus inadmissable in Scrabble? 

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:13 PM (LI48c)

487

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (U13jb)

 

 

The fargging iceholes tried to put windthrills in our county. We ran them out on a rail. Lot's of sportsman showed up at the council meetings.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (qLYdI)

488 But comfy bed! And Cthulhu plushy! *waves it at you* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (Gk3SS) Rockabye, Alex, on the tree top...

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (K+I6z)

489 NDH, are you close to the ATL? *** About 6 hours away. Jax, FL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (jjvz+)

490 Posted by: NWConservative at June 28, 2013 11:03 PM (M1gmo)


The "rationale" for the popular vote was to prevent corrupt legislatures for controlling the Senate.  That sure worked well, as the Senate is one of the most corrupt deliberative bodies on the planet.  My view is that a State (local) legislature can be corrupt, but is far easier  to throw out via the ballot than an entrenched corrupt Senate member.  All moot now, since none of the Constitution actually means what it clearly says, or will be interpreted as clearly written in the Brave New Obama World.

The 17th should have been an Amendment that established term limits for Senators of a maximum of two three-year terms.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (Cnqmv)

491 Heheheh eh heheh... he said "come shots"... hehehe eh heheh...

Posted by: beavis at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (9gNQd)

492 So my daugher explained, she can't think of wind power without thinking of all the dead birds, especially the eagles.

I also love your daughter.

In a spinster aunt sort of way, of course.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (hO8IJ)

493 You DO realize that, once the inebriation kicks in, the Horde will read that as "Come shots," right? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 11:13 PM (CA2NO) There's no "u" in that word. I'm good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

494 You see, Mormons believe that there are souls in heaven waiting for bodies here on Earth. Illegals are those "vessels" as far asFlake is concerned.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (ItZF6)


Actually, they don't call it "heaven," they call it "the celestial kingdom."  Which is fun if you are working or hanging with Jack Mormons (the best kind, imo), you can do some funny shit with it.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

495 Government has conspired to make it impossible for me to buy my own insurance any more. I can hardly wait.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (MDPMd)

***

but think of the time you can spend on photography, cowboy poetry...whatever.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:15 PM (ga+7c)

496 You DO realize that, once the inebriation kicks in, the Horde will read that as "Come shots," right? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 11:13 PM (CA2NO) I'm drunk, I read come shots. But I have spent the last five minutes reading up the thread so it has lost it's magic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:15 PM (XIxXP)

497 Infiltrate. Educate. Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM This.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

498 Anyone, beside members of my own race, who uses the word "cracker" should be shunned, fired, banned, ostracized, etc. Only members of my own race should be able to use the "C" word without penalty.

That is all.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 28, 2013 06:15 PM (BVkEs)

499 Timmeh!!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 06:15 PM (yh0zB)

500 NDH -

Hey, that sounds pretty good! I have a half gallon sitting in the fridge now. Figured I'd start with it tomorrow.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:16 PM (HVOxM)

501
When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 06:16 PM (KeJAW)

502 Come shots?

Posted by: George Takei at June 28, 2013 06:16 PM (4f/S/)

503
"Lowrider" by War.

I hated that as a kid growing up in So Cal. There were so many Mexican wannabe gangs around, and they all decided that Lowrider was their personal anthem, that I couldn't escape it.

"Low.....Rye.....Dur". That still triggers the gag reflex in me.

Posted by: Krispy Kareem at June 28, 2013 06:17 PM (0IhFx)

504 Anyone, beside members of my own race, who uses the word "cracker" should be shunned, fired, banned, ostracized, etc. Only members of my own race should be able to use the "C" word without penalty.

That is all.
Posted by: Craig Poe
-----------------

Hmm. Is 'Ass ho' race neutral? Just asking..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

505 When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules? Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:16 PM (KeJAW) With the agreement of all antendees.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:17 PM (XIxXP)

506 Isn't it more of an issue that Foghat is a Proper Noun and thus inadmissable in Scrabble?

It's a proper noun NOW.  It wasn't a word at all when one of the founders of the band tried to play it (the apocryphal "how they got their name" story).

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:17 PM (hO8IJ)

507 Hey, that sounds pretty good! I have a half gallon sitting in the fridge now. Figured I'd start with it tomorrow. *** For some reason, I don't like Lactaid brand, but I do like all the others.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:17 PM (jjvz+)

508 Anyone, beside members of my own race, who uses the
word "cracker" should be shunned, fired, banned, ostracized, etc.


What if they're serving soup?

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:18 PM (hO8IJ)

509 450 There's a story about one of the national Scrabble championships, where a highly-ranked player played FOGHAT and his opponent didn't challenge because he wanted to drop a seven-letter word with an S on it...then got challenged successfully because FOGHATS isn't a word either, but I'm too far gone to go look up their names. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 11:07 PM (hO8IJ) I thought "foghats" was a word that some people use to describe those vinyl car-bra thingies they put on the front ends.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 06:18 PM (sdi6R)

510 Turning in for the night. later!

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 06:18 PM (cQl9V)

511 When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules? *** I commented on the gaming thread a little while back that you could probably get hundreds of comments on a Monopoly thread based upon variations to the game alone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:18 PM (jjvz+)

512 but think of the time you can spend on photography, cowboy poetry...whatever. Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 11:15 PM (ga+7c) Argh. Just argh.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 06:18 PM (MDPMd)

513 Okay I'm off to sleeps.


For the love of Pete, at least haul the weasel carcasses outside in the morning, m'kay?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 06:19 PM (Gk3SS)

514 I really enjoyed talking to you last week.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:09 PM (K+I6z)


Same here.  A most enjoyable evening, just wish I had been able to stay on a bit longer. I met many really nice people there. 

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 06:19 PM (Cnqmv)

515
When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules?

Of course. Everybody does a shot when a player lands on Free Parking, Strip Rules, 'Just visiting' means a pat down.

When playing with the ladies, natch.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2013 06:19 PM (0IhFx)

516 Yeah, I'm out. Have a safe weekend.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

517 For some reason, I don't like Lactaid brand, but I do like all the others. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:17 PM (jjvz+) I have been blessed with no food issues whatsoever. I can't imagine whet that must be like. Then I think about the people who didn't know what was making them sick before the science caught up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:19 PM (XIxXP)

518 I thought "foghats" was a word that some people use to describe those vinyl car-bra thingies they put on the front ends. Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 11:18 PM (sdi6R) They're Wolf Bras. (No idea why) I've never heard em called foghats before.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)

519 When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules? Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:16 PM (KeJAW) Yes. I amend the rules to, "If this fucking game is still going on in four hours, I will declare war on all of you and go Mongol invader on your little green plastic houses. I will bring a shitload of blue and pink peg people over from The Game of Life and we will proceed to beat your shit in."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (CA2NO)

520 Hmm. Is 'Ass ho' race neutral? Just asking..

---


What you talkin' 'bout cracker?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (BVkEs)

521

BCochran: well, I have a big gooey warm spot in my heart for pitchers, since my uncle Ray was a lefty minor-league pitcher in the late '40's (you can check his stats out on baseball reference.com - Ray Janikowski). He was hit by a line-drive in the middle of his 3rd year and never came back from that. I remember him as a very funny, rather gruff fellow. My mom told me he had constant shoulder pain - this was well before the days of Tommy Johns surgery. One day, he watched my girlfriend and I toss baseballs in the backyard. (We were about 8 at the time.) "Jesus Christ, Donna, you throw like a girl" he said, as he came huffing over the yard. "But uncle Ray, I am a girl," I said. "Holy God, THIS is how you throw a baseball, kids!" he said.

 

 I don't throw like a girl - thanks to uncle Ray.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (R3gO3)

522 Heather -

The PC terminology for slightly leavened, salted bread, cut into squares, is "saltines". Anyone using the "c" word, well, NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (HVOxM)

523 480 rich@gmu is another poli sci grad, but he decided to do something useful. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:12 PM (K+I6z) I was a Poli Sci major in college, but I haven't been in the field for 25 years. Dammit, one of our kittehs is about to meet her maker because she is shoving her snoot into my damn beer.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (BXLPR)

524 498 Anyone, beside members of my own race, who uses the word "cracker" should be shunned, fired, banned, ostracized, etc. Only members of my own race should be able to use the "C" word without penalty.

That is all.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 28, 2013 11:15 PM (BVkEs)

 

Mike Birbiglia - Cracka Please!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxxI4USXv4o

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (LI48c)

525

Peaches, my fiance was a devout Mormon, but I have cured her of that a bit IYKWIMAITYD.

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:20 PM (ItZF6)

526 alexthechick, I just hope they don't have clown spider fish at the Atlanta aquarium

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (xHVR3)

527 Did you guys see where Coulter finally had her awakening re Christie after Chiesa voted for the amnesty bill? She's now on the Rick Snyder/Rick Scott/Ted Cruz/Ron Johnson bandwagon

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (jjvz+)

528 For the love of Pete, at least haul the weasel carcasses outside in the morning, m'kay? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 11:19 PM (Gk3SS) Ummm....what we do with the dead hook.....you know what? Nevermind. Night AtC!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

529 490 The "rationale" for the popular vote was to prevent corrupt legislatures for controlling the Senate. That sure worked well, as the Senate is one of the most corrupt deliberative bodies on the planet. My view is that a State (local) legislature can be corrupt, but is far easier to throw out via the ballot than an entrenched corrupt Senate member. Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 11:14 PM (Cnqmv) Founding Fathers FTW.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (sdi6R)

530 Yes. I amend the rules to, "If this fucking game is still going on in four hours, I will declare war on all of you and go Mongol invader on your little green plastic houses. I will bring a shitload of blue and pink peg people over from The Game of Life and we will proceed to beat your shit in."

I'm afraid and yet I want to play Monopoly for the first time in years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (jGsIV)

531
What if they're serving soup?

Server: Would you like some 'C Words' with your soup? Oyster 'C Words', or saltine 'C Words'?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (0IhFx)

532 Huhuh uh huh... "big gooey warm spot"... huh uh huh...

Posted by: butthead at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (9gNQd)

533 Good evening, horde. As my lovely husband mentioned up thread, we went to the Tyrell Museum of Paleontology today. We were in the car for six hours today. I did not kill or alienate any members of my family.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 06:21 PM (NYEU2)

534 Score of 70, though some of the answers I was sorta split 60/40 between the answers.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 28, 2013 06:22 PM (/g8rp)

535 She's now on the Rick Snyder/Rick Scott/Ted Cruz/Ron Johnson bandwagon Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:21 PM (jjvz+) They should make her follow the wagon and scoop the horse poop for the next 6 months as pennance.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:22 PM (XIxXP)

536

"521 BCochran: well, I have a big gooey warm spot in my heart for pitchers'

 

 

 

 

I got a big, gooey warm spot for pitchers, too, but not in my heart iykwimaityd.

Posted by: D'oh!bamma at June 28, 2013 06:23 PM (qLYdI)

537 Dammit, now I want chili but there's none in the freezer.

I'm so drunk.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:23 PM (hO8IJ)

538 "bought and paid for by big business" sounds awful scary at first, but can you imagine any business hiring Lindsey Graham? McCain? Reid? Frank? These people are bootlickers that now have no boots to lick, and so they think they are above US, We the people, that tolerate them.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 06:23 PM (zZJJp)

539 I have been blessed with no food issues whatsoever. I can't imagine whet that must be like. Then I think about the people who didn't know what was making them sick before the science caught up. *** I have a friend who is allergic to yellow food die. He swells up and becomes very tired and sleepy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:23 PM (jjvz+)

540 Founding Fathers FTW.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 11:21 PM (sdi6R)



Sorry there Mr Franklin, we were so much smarter than you old dead white guys that we made a few tweaks.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2013 06:23 PM (Cnqmv)

541 I don't throw like a girl - thanks to uncle Ray. Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 11:20 PM (R3gO3) Ha! That's awesome. Yeah, I did like 4 months of 3 times a week physical therapy on my shoulder to get back to playing my senior year. And still was doing the therapy exercises all through the year. Shoulder is pretty much shot to hell now. Trying to work over my head, like installing a ceiling fan, is a total disaster.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

542 Good night, AtC! ALH! Hammer!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:24 PM (CA2NO)

543 hit enter too soon... So, my milk allergy is really nothing to moan about. It's easy enough to resolve with the lactose-free milk.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:24 PM (jjvz+)

544 Good evening, horde. As my lovely husband mentioned up thread, we went to the Tyrell Museum of Paleontology today. We were in the car for six hours today. I did not kill or alienate any members of my family. Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 11:21 PM (NYEU2) At least you're away from the floods.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:24 PM (K+I6z)

545 http://youtu.be/oLAEiH90gZ0 ROMANTIC HINDI SONG - hosh ura abhi abhi why? Because it's from Shart - The Challenge The subtitles are especially helpful.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 06:24 PM (U13jb)

546 Jake- Second opinion time. I put an economical scope on the 10/22. Can't bore sight it, of course. GGE gave me the good idea of parking it in a bench rest, sight it in with the irons on the target, then carefully mount the scope. Sound good to you, oh yea mile buster, you? Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 28, 2013 10:44 PM (4Mv1T that is an option but I'm half hillbilly on my moms side. What I do is have the shooter aim at a target on the 50 yard berm.( part of a clay pigeon, a dirt clod, an empty water bottle,something) I then spot the shot through an optic with mil-dots in it. The give a correction, the shooter adjusts their scope. They shoot shot #2, give a correction, then repeat. After 3 shots put them on paper at 50 yards and go from there. I told my cousin only idiots go through a box of shells to zero and you can guess what he said your well the kids have all had a tub. and I'm 150 posts behind.

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 06:25 PM (s/TCI)

547 Whilst I have no use for the band myself (serious you guys, besides the first twenty seconds of Slowride, what have they done?), I will defend to the death the use of "FOGHAT" as a right and proper Scrabble™ word. Upon a pre-posting re-read, I'm obliged to add "Flame on, Mo-Fos" Whatever that means in your world

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)

548 NDH -

Finally! I heard her on Howie Carr, musta been Tuesday or Wednesday, and she was still defending Christie. Even after all the Obama slobbering and RINO posturing, she's saying he's our guy for 2016. Not sure what Rob Portman has to do to get off her nice list tho. She was touting him as a great candidate, when the guy makes White Bread look interesting.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:25 PM (HVOxM)

549 521 BCochran: well, I have a big gooey warm spot in my heart for pitchers, since my uncle Ray was a lefty minor-league pitcher in the late '40's (you can check his stats out on baseball reference.com - Ray Janikowski). He was hit by a line-drive in the middle of his 3rd year and never came back from that. I remember him as a very funny, rather gruff fellow. My mom told me he had constant shoulder pain - this was well before the days of Tommy Johns surgery. One day, he watched my girlfriend and I toss baseballs in the backyard. (We were about 8 at the time.) "Jesus Christ, Donna, you throw like a girl" he said, as he came huffing over the yard. "But uncle Ray, I am a girl," I said. "Holy God, THIS is how you throw a baseball, kids!" he said. I don't throw like a girl - thanks to uncle Ray. Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 11:20 PM (R3gO3) Cool story. My dad hit me with a line drive right between the eyes at age 10. I think that ended my baseball career right then and there, as I tended to shy away from balls hit in my direction after that.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

550 537 Dammit, now I want chili but there's none in the freezer. I'm so drunk. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 11:23 PM (hO8IJ) I have no chili, but I do have some homemade ham soup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

551 You see, Mormons believe that there are souls in heaven waiting for bodies here on Earth. Illegals are those "vessels" as far asFlake is concerned. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (ItZF6) They are not the only ones...

Posted by: Thetans at June 28, 2013 06:25 PM (Vk2pI)

552 When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules? Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:16 PM (KeJAW) I play by the Dodd Frank rules which means that I get to change the banker's rules whenever I want. The other players all think the changes benefit them, but in the end, they benefit me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:26 PM (BXLPR)

553 527 Did you guys see where Coulter finally had her awakening re Christie after Chiesa voted for the amnesty bill?

She's now on the Rick Snyder/Rick Scott/Ted Cruz/Ron Johnson bandwagon

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:21 PM (jjvz+)

 

You know back during CPAC she had a speech criticizing him and how he was off her list for 2016 because of his support of amnesty.  It of course got no coverage here because it didn't involve GOProud though.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:26 PM (LI48c)

554 I did not kill or alienate any members of my family. Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 11:21 PM (NYEU2) That is a testament to your fortitude. I spend that long in the car with anybody and I'm liable to start foaming at the mouth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:26 PM (CA2NO)

555 I thought an "ass-cracker" was someone of any ethnicity who "cracks-ass" -- does anal....which is consistent with the TM witness' later assertion that it's not racial and her immediately-following comment warning TM not to let the other person get pervy with him.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 06:26 PM (T1005)

556

Crackerjack.

Sailor Jack and his dog Bingo are nothin' but white ass cracka's.

Posted by: Cicero Kid, prefers Ritz to saltines at June 28, 2013 06:26 PM (qLYdI)

557 wait. MWR's hash is Ca2NO? that means, strong bones and dilated blood vessels

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 06:27 PM (xHVR3)

558

Vendette-

ot=gas money+traffic fines.

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:27 PM (ga+7c)

559 Ok, tequila time. I know I have salt, but no lemons. Maybe some lemon juice? Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

560 Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT) I've heard pickle juice, but I've never tried it.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 06:28 PM (MDPMd)

561 Vendette: it means our vacation is limited to Southern Alberta. Which, as I mentioned last night, is really goddamned boring. But my mom is here, so here we are.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 06:28 PM (NYEU2)

562 Hey chemjeff!!! MWR's hash is CA2NO. What does that make him?

Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (albkL)



First off, I'm pretty sure it makes him a her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 06:28 PM (yh0zB)

563 Chili and 5 beers? Heather, sleep with the windows open tonight!

Posted by: Cicero Kid, prefers Ritz to saltines at June 28, 2013 06:29 PM (qLYdI)

564 "When you guys play Monopoly, don't you amend the rules?" Ever played with a 6 yr old boy and 10 yr old girl? You'd think you're playing with rules printed in hieroglyphics. Tons of fun. LIFE is even worse, but for some reason, Chi, Jr. is fascinated with that game.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 06:29 PM (z7jvd)

565 Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila?

Squad car.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:29 PM (jGsIV)

566 Ever played with a 6 yr old boy and 10 yr old girl? You'd think you're playing with rules printed in hieroglyphics. Tons of fun. LIFE is even worse, but for some reason, Chi, Jr. is fascinated with that game. Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 11:29 PM (z7jvd) It's the spinner, my kids love the spinner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:30 PM (XIxXP)

567 Ok, tequila time. I know I have salt, but no lemons. Maybe some lemon juice? Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT) Can you make do with lemon juice and sugar?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:30 PM (K+I6z)

568 It's the spinner, my kids love the spinner. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:30 PM (XIxXP) Don't we all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

569 Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila? More tequila.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:31 PM (CA2NO)

570 ot=gas money+traffic fines. Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 11:27 PM (ga+7c) Speed trap?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:31 PM (K+I6z)

571

Appropriate chaser for tequila?

 

 

Sangrita's. Tomato juice mixed with stuff.

Posted by: Cicero Kid, prefers Ritz to saltines at June 28, 2013 06:31 PM (qLYdI)

572 Can you make do with lemon juice and sugar? Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:30 PM (K+I6z) Not sure if I have any lemon juice. Hoooooooold......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)

573 He clearly made some sort of unholy deal. No. Not at all. I'm just hung like a bull. Hamster.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 06:31 PM (S3cn8)

574 559Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila ************* Fortitude bro, fortitude. Quality tequila shouldnt be chased.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 28, 2013 06:31 PM (Tz35j)

575 537 Dammit, now I want chili but there's none in the freezer. I'm so drunk. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 11:23 PM (hO8IJ) Me too. Another beer and I will start posting topless pix of me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac with his camera out at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (BXLPR)

576 Vendette: it means our vacation is limited to Southern Alberta. Which, as I mentioned last night, is really goddamned boring. But my mom is here, so here we are. Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 11:28 PM (NYEU2) Bring home a couple bottles of pure Alberta rye. I'll come over and visit.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (K+I6z)

577 Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila?

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:27 PM

 

oxycontin

Posted by: otho at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (9gNQd)

578 Sangrita is traditionally blended using tomatoes, or tomato juice, orange juice, fresh lime juice, onions, salt and hot chili peppers. Born in the state of Jalisco, Mexico, sangrita was created to quench the fire of homemade tequila and quickly became a Mexican tradition.

Posted by: Cicero Kid, prefers Ritz to saltines at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (qLYdI)

579 Fortitude bro, fortitude. Quality tequila shouldnt be chased. Posted by: fastfreefall at June 28, 2013 11:31 PM (Tz35j) That was my first thought too. That's why you spend the money on the good stuff.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (XIxXP)

580 Ummmm.....does lemon juice go bad in a sealed container in the fridge?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

581 I call "dibs!" on this opportunity for the next great wave in vocational education. Who wants to score some sweet, sweet gubmint grant $$$ with me as I go public with "KvC's School for Wind Farm Lumberjacking"? Each enrollee will receive not only the requisite training, but also their very own chain saw capable of felling these mighty denizens of fields and hillsides...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at June 28, 2013 06:32 PM (fCw1i)

582 Finally! I heard her on Howie Carr, musta been Tuesday or Wednesday, and she was still defending Christie. Even after all the Obama slobbering and RINO posturing, she's saying he's our guy for 2016. Not sure what Rob Portman has to do to get off her nice list tho. She was touting him as a great candidate, when the guy makes White Bread look interesting. *** It's hard to invest so much in someone and then feel betrayed. I can understand her hesitancy and her hope that things would turn around. I like that she's thinking of new candidates now. Governor Scott, despite caving on Obamacare and sending it to the legislature, has done a pretty good job here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:33 PM (jjvz+)

583 Sangrita is traditionally blended using tomatoes, or tomato juice, orange juice, fresh lime juice, onions, salt and hot chili peppers. Born in the state of Jalisco, Mexico, sangrita was created to quench the fire of homemade tequila and quickly became a Mexican tradition. Posted by: Cicero Kid, prefers Ritz to saltines at June 28, 2013 11:32 PM (qLYdI) Soledad O'Brien's earpiece? Is that you?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:33 PM (CA2NO)

584

577 Help me out here Horde. Appropriate chaser for tequila?

 

 

 

Gumout.

Posted by: Dianne Sawyer at June 28, 2013 06:33 PM (qLYdI)

585 Can you make do with lemon juice and sugar? Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:30 PM (K+I6z) Not sure if I have any lemon juice. Hoooooooold...... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT) Correction: I could do it with lemon juice and stevia.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:33 PM (K+I6z)

586 aquavit! for better health!

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 06:33 PM (s/TCI)

587 Coulter is a brainless twat who decided to suck up to the GOP country clubbers. Now she wants to pretend she is one of the grass roots people. We are not fooled.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:33 PM (ItZF6)

588 Heather, sleep with the windows open tonight!

It's surprisingly not too hot to be alive tonight.   Indiana must be broken.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:34 PM (hO8IJ)

589 Hey folks.

Was just brainstorming. What headline would you MOST like to see in the relative-near future? (I mean within five years from now.)

While I'm sure I can think of others, here's my best candidates for now:

- Five Major LA Movie Studios Lose Tax Breaks, About to go Bankrupt
- Former IRS Commissioner Lois Lerner Described as 'Model Prisoner'
- Actor Alec Baldwin's Teeth Knocked Out by NYC Transgendered Hooker

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:34 PM (7B7jB)

590 tequila...just drink it. It's also good with Coca Cola

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at June 28, 2013 06:34 PM (/7Xis)

591 Ummmm.....does lemon juice go bad in a sealed container in the fridge? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:32 PM (GEICT) How long has it been there?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:34 PM (K+I6z)

592 That was my first thought too. That's why you spend the money on the good stuff. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:32 PM (XIxXP) Patron Silver.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

593 75 Not that my philosophy degree has had much greater use, although it probably kept some of the more overwhelming liberal cheerleading out of the lectures--hard to get worked up on abortion talking about Plato.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (sQ0LB)



I swear by the Insanity of Cthulhu that if I ever have to have another discussion or write another paper about the fucking Sun, Line and Cave I will kill someone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)




Whaddayaknow? I just found a writing assignment.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 06:34 PM (T1005)

594 For the love of Pete, at least haul the weasel carcasses outside in the morning, m'kay?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 28, 2013 11:19 PM (Gk3SS)




heheheheheh



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 06:35 PM (yh0zB)

595 You know back during CPAC she had a speech criticizing him and how he was off her list for 2016 because of his support of amnesty. It of course got no coverage here because it didn't involve GOProud though. *** Still, she kept clinging to hope. It's a human thing to do.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:35 PM (jjvz+)

596 Vendette, what's your favourite?

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 06:35 PM (NYEU2)

597 Ummmm.....does lemon juice go bad in a sealed container in the fridge? If it is just plain Lemon juice, you should be good. If you added sugar to it, it lasts about a week.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 06:35 PM (S3cn8)

598 How long has it been there? Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:34 PM (K+I6z) Not sure. But the date on the top of the bottle was six months ago.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

599 Well, guys, I'm gonna get going. Gotta remember to set the DVR for "The Big Sleep" before I do just that myself.

Thanks for the prayers and advice. Y'all are awful nice folks, you know that?

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:35 PM (HVOxM)

600 Coulter is a brainless twat who decided to suck up to the GOP country clubbers. Now she wants to pretend she is one of the grass roots people. We are not fooled. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 11:33 PM (ItZF6) She's a business chick. I believe she's a conservative but it's second to political access and pocketbook. She's like an anorexic Karl rove with nice boobs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:36 PM (XIxXP)

601 Coulter is a brainless twat ..... Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 11:33 PM (ItZF6) look bro, those are fighting words, what is next a Pailin bash?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 06:36 PM (s/TCI)

602 Was just brainstorming. What headline would you MOST like to see in the relative-near future? (I mean within five years from now.)

Obama resigns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:36 PM (jGsIV)

603 Patron Silver. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:34 PM (GEICT) The prosecution rests.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:36 PM (XIxXP)

604 If it is just plain Lemon juice, you should be good. If you added sugar to it, it lasts about a week. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 11:35 PM (S3cn Plain old lemon juice.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)

605 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 11:35 PM (yh0zB) GGE drove from NC for last week's meetup. He wore a shirt appropriate for the occasion and I enjoyed talking to him. He rocks.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:36 PM (K+I6z)

606 I vote "- Actor Alec Baldwin's Teeth Knocked Out by NYC Transgendered Hooker".  Especially if she's a pre-op MTF. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (hO8IJ)

607 BCochran yes everything in the fridge eventually goes bad

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (xHVR3)

608 Not sure. But the date on the top of the bottle was six months ago. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:35 PM (GEICT) I'll be fine.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (K+I6z)

609 592 That was my first thought too. That's why you spend the money on the good stuff.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:32 PM (XIxXP)



Patron Silver.
    Do you even need a chaser for patron?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (LI48c)

610 wait. MWR's hash is Ca2NO? that means, strong bones and dilated blood vessels Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 11:27 PM (xHVR3) Wait, is that charged balanced? Ca would be Ca(II) which give an overall +4 charge for the metals. If you didn't have a N-O bond, that would mean yolu'd have 5- (3- for N and 2- for oxygen)... unless there is an unpaired electron, in which case we'd have to run EPR to confirm that and tell you where that unpaired electron is hanging out...

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)

611 The prosecution rests. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:36 PM (XIxXP) Wait, what were the charges?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

612 BCochran - unless you have extremeophiles living in your fridge, it's probably fine. Not a lot of organisms will live in an acidic environment.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 06:37 PM (NYEU2)

613 Not sure. But the date on the top of the bottle was six months ago. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:35 PM (GEICT) I'll be fine. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:37 PM (K+I6z) Correction: It'll be fine. I'm fine too.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (K+I6z)

614

Pickle juice is a good chaser for tequila. Don't laugh.

Bing "green-eyed monster"

Posted by: Cicero Kid prefers Herradura at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (qLYdI)

615 Blanco, that's a good one... except for two reasons:

1. It would NEVER happen. They would literally have to drag BO out of the WH kicking and screaming.
2. Joe Biden would then become President.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (7B7jB)

616 Do you even need a chaser for patron?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 11:37 PM (LI48c)

 

 

 

 

no

 

 

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (/7Xis)

617 Plain old lemon juice. Should be ok even with the current "sell by" date. The acid is a preservative.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (S3cn8)

618 Speed trap?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:31 PM (K+I6z)

****

420 horsepower, 6 speeds, and Fairfax County Parkway

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (ga+7c)

619 I'll be fine. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:37 PM (K+I6z) Glad to hear it. Now about the lemon juice....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

620 591 Ummmm.....does lemon juice go bad in a sealed container in the fridge? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:32 PM (GEICT) anything that acidic it is unlikely since bacteria, and such hate acid. My only worry would be the cap rusting.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (zZJJp)

621 Wait, what were the charges? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT) Attempted assault of fine Tequilia

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:38 PM (XIxXP)

622 HeatherRadish: That's my fave too! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:39 PM (7B7jB)

623 Appropriate chaser for tequila? -BCochran1981 Beer. Then more tequila. Repeat until enlightenment.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 06:39 PM (U13jb)

624 She's now on the Rick Snyder/Rick Scott/Ted Cruz/Ron Johnson bandwagon Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:21 PM Wait, what? Are we talkin' 'bout Rick "Gennifer" Snyder, the Michigan Governor here? 'cause anyone on his "bandwagon" is gonna get their ass whipped with the antennae from a 1964 Chrysler Imperial. Upon further review, Ted Cruz is the only one from the list above that I have any hopes for going forward

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:39 PM (JMmQ9)

625 Ummmm.....does lemon juice go bad in a sealed container in the fridge?

Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Posted by: Dave Sirota at June 28, 2013 06:39 PM (5fSr7)

626 I'm fine too. Yes. Yes you are.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 06:39 PM (S3cn8)

627 589 Hey folks.

Was just brainstorming. What headline would you MOST like to see in the relative-near future? (I mean within five years from now.)

While I'm sure I can think of others, here's my best candidates for now:

- Five Major LA Movie Studios Lose Tax Breaks, About to go Bankrupt
- Former IRS Commissioner Lois Lerner Described as 'Model Prisoner'
- Actor Alec Baldwin's Teeth Knocked Out by NYC Transgendered Hooker

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 11:34 PM (7B7jB)



Warden Says: All Dem Felons Easily Fit in Cells Vacated by Drug Offenders

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 06:40 PM (T1005)

628 it was six hundred and fifty thousand degrees out in the Inland Empire today. One of my geriatric horses had a hard time, and strangely my big fat black colt got overheated. popped a temp of over 105 degrees! Ugh. so i spent the afternoon hosing him off after medicating him. I think i need a beer. And some wine. and perhaps a tranquilizer. i think i got almost as overheated as he did.


oh did i mention one of my best friends then wanted to go to a Pow Wow tonight? AUGH!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? but i admit it... i DO want fry bread tacos something awful.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 06:40 PM (r7Ddb)

629 BCochran yes everything in the fridge eventually goes bad Maybe they need some midnight basketball programs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 06:40 PM (sY6U1)

630 Sick as a dog with bronchitis. Shoot me.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 06:40 PM (l3vZN)

631 Blanco, that's a good one... except for two reasons:

1. It would NEVER happen. They would literally have to drag BO out of the WH kicking and screaming.
2. Joe Biden would then become President.


1. I dream big.

2. You have a point there.  He's a walking insurance policy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:40 PM (jGsIV)

632 LIFE - sure, they love the spinner, but for some reason, littleman is fascinated with having lots of kids. Tequila - OJ is always a good option. I never could grasp the Patron thing... It's not that good.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 06:40 PM (z7jvd)

633 cthulhu: also great, but there's not enough prison space in the entire USA... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (7B7jB)

634 Repeat until enlightenment. Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 11:39 PM (U13jb) Shouldn't it be Dos Equis or Corona to keep the theme strong? And to pay homage to a horde favorite, the most interesting man in the world, or as we call him, EoJ.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (XIxXP)

635 610 wait. MWR's hash is Ca2NO? that means, strong bones and dilated blood vessels

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 11:27 PM (xHVR3)


Wait, is that charged balanced?

Ca would be Ca(II) which give an overall +4 charge for the metals. If you didn't have a N-O bond, that would mean yolu'd have 5- (3- for N and 2- for oxygen)... unless there is an unpaired electron, in which case we'd have to run EPR to confirm that and tell you where that unpaired electron is hanging out...

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at June 28, 2013 11:37 PM (Vk2pI)

 

Well its not Ca.  Its CA.  That would mean Carbon and a second element.  But there is no Element that is just A.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (LI48c)

636 Appropriate chaser for tequila?

Pink tacos.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (5fSr7)

637 Last post -

NDH -

Yeah, I feel her pain. I was quite taken with Christie, right up until the Sandy fiasco. I let him creep back in over the winter, until that shitshow on the Jersey Shore with him winning Obama a kewpie doll or whatever. In the words of the late, great, Tony Soprano, he's dead to me now.

Any combination of Walker, Cruz, or Paul would make me a happy man.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (HVOxM)

638

HeatherRadish: oh jeez, the Brew Crew is sad to watch this year. I turned the game off in disgust tonight. Yes, Jean Segura is great (not tonight, but generally speaking. A good shortstop is gold.) But oh, yes, we could use Hart.

 

And Braun...well, on the surface of it, he looks guilty as all hell. But - it seems to me steroid users undergo a drastic change in build and I don't see that in Braun. I don't see big bulk, or a pumpkin head (the really telltale sign of steriod use - look at A-Rod's rookie card and compare it with later ones - doesn't look like the same person.) Crap, who knows?

 

 Baseball is my summer joy - what I do to get away from the political shit and the fact that my country is disappearing right in front of me. I go to Miller Park and hold my hand over my heart for the National Anthem and God Bless America and for a few moments I can pretend I live in 1955, when we were great. But then I watch the game - and shit - no comfort even there!

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (R3gO3)

639 420 horsepower, 6 speeds, and Fairfax County Parkway Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 11:38 PM (ga+7c) Good luck with that.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:41 PM (K+I6z)

640

" My only worry would be the cap rusting."

 

 

 

He's probably got on of those little plastic lemons.

Posted by: Cicero Kid prefers Herradura at June 28, 2013 06:42 PM (qLYdI)

641 best headline? hmm After First Night In Prison, Obama Described By Fellow Inmates As "Too Loose"

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 06:42 PM (xHVR3)

642 But there is no Element that is just A. There is the Fonz ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 06:42 PM (sY6U1)

643 Was just brainstorming. What headline would you MOST like to see in the relative-near future? (I mean within five years from now.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 11:34 PM (7B7jB)



"SMOD Destroys Washington DC!


(FEMA slow to respond, women and children hardest hit)"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 06:42 PM (yh0zB)

644 Ummmm.....does lemon juice go bad in a sealed container in the fridge? Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Posted by: Dave Sirota at June 28, 2013 11:39 PM (5fSr7) Thank you for putting that song in my head. And yes, I know that song.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:42 PM (K+I6z)

645 I can see the flashing blue lights from my house!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (l3vZN)

646 Chemical Hat : dude I am doing ONT chemistry

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (xHVR3)

647 I also have a degree in poli-sci...and I am now a stay-at-home date. So there you have it.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (OdVe7)

648

"629 BCochran yes everything in the fridge eventually goes bad"

 

 

Wrong.

Posted by: Cicero Kid's beer at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (qLYdI)

649 'Nother headline:

Palin/Walker win!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (jGsIV)

650 Pink tacos.

I prefer to fill my mouth with a big beefy burrito.

Posted by: Dave Sirota at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (5fSr7)

651 Well its not Ca. Its CA. That would mean Carbon and a second element. But there is no Element that is just A. Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 11:41 PM (LI48c) That's the Aoshq element.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:43 PM (CA2NO)

652 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 11:40 PM (r7Ddb) Sorry if I have this wrong, but were you getting a new horse?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:44 PM (K+I6z)

653

WolfinNC, I am a wimp when it comes to needles, but for some strange reason I recover from surgery like gangbusters (except when I had my tonsils out at the ripe old age of 32 - I was miserable for 2 weeks!).

 

Believe me, I babied myself that evening, and took it real easy the rest of the time (for about a week) until I was back to "normal".

 

I had just turned 41 at the time of the surgery, so it's not like I was a spring chicken -  you're a lot younger, so you'll probably  do even better.

 

Regardless, you will feel SOOOOOO much better after you have it out - if  the pain you're  experiencing  right now  is anything like what I had, you'll be kissing the surgeon's feet at the follow-up visit.......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 06:44 PM (ADnWI)

654 So it looks like I'll be testifying in favor of the Texas Omnibus Abortion bill on Tuesday. Yikes. I'll be at the capitol quite a bit until the bill passes, so I can be our eyes on the ground. Of course, that might be moot if the dems flee, which I think is quite likely.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 06:44 PM (wsGWu)

655 Chemjeff, I dropped chemistry because of nomenclature. Just couldn't wrap my head around it. Oh sure, I can memorize all of the parts of the human anatomy and I kicked ass in physiology, but chemistry NO.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 06:45 PM (NYEU2)

656 Pringles sticks are just wrong. WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:45 PM (XIxXP)

657 chemjeff: that's not bad either.

I admit I once had a dream/nightmare that DC was nuked. The headline the next day at Breitbart was:

"Washington, DC and Population Entirely Obliterated by Rogue Nuclear Weapon"

with a subheadline: "Experts Believe Nothing Of Value Lost"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:45 PM (7B7jB)

658 So I checked my state (WA)'s new and exciting Obamacare Exchange web site. The absolute cheapest plan I will be able to get is $1070 a month. No you didn't mis-read that...$1070 a **month**. Now you see I am a rich evil white man. Therefore I will not get any subsidies. But the Obama voter down the road who makes $20K a year will get this exact same plan for under $100 a month. I keep reading about how when people find out the cost of Obamacare they will revolt. Don't count on it. The Obama base will love it. Free or virtually free health insurance paid for by the govt. The people who will get totally fucked, like me, are people who dare to succeed and make a couple of bucks. Not Obama's voters to begin with. I think what I'll do is just not buy any any insurance. For $1070 a month I can easily cover shit if I need to. And if something major ever comes along (knock on wood it never does) I call up Blue Cross and sign up since there is no pre-existing condition. As for the Obamacare tax, fuck it. Only way the IRS can force me to pay for it is by not sending me a refund. You get around that by making sure you never have a refund.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 06:45 PM (HDgX3)

659 Anybody here ever watch hoarders? Thats some sad shit.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 28, 2013 06:45 PM (Tz35j)

660 628 it was six hundred and fifty thousand degrees out in the Inland Empire today. One of my geriatric horses had a hard time, and strangely my big fat black colt got overheated. popped a temp of over 105 degrees! Ugh. so i spent the afternoon hosing him off after medicating him. I think i need a beer. And some wine. and perhaps a tranquilizer. i think i got almost as overheated as he did.


oh did i mention one of my best friends then wanted to go to a Pow Wow tonight? AUGH!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? but i admit it... i DO want fry bread tacos something awful.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 11:40 PM (r7Ddb)



You should rig up a spray booth so you can put the victim inside, turn it on, and hang out in the AC for a while. Have the runoff water the garden or something. It's going to happen again.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 06:45 PM (T1005)

661 Oh. My. We may have a problem. Tequila Sour 1 1/2oz Tequila 1/2oz Lemon juice 1 tsp sugar Shake over ice. Strain into glass. Fucking delicious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

662 "Shouldn't it be Dos Equis or Corona to keep the theme strong?" -OSP I believe Carta Blanca or Tecate will do as well.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 06:46 PM (U13jb)

663  BCochran yes everything in the fridge eventually goes bad

 

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 11:37 PM

 

Unfortunately, yes.

Posted by: zombie jeffrey dahmer at June 28, 2013 06:46 PM (9gNQd)

664 I also have a degree in poli-sci...and I am now a stay-at-home date. So there you have it. Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 28, 2013 11:43 PM (OdVe7) Nothing wrong with that. I envy you, in fact.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:46 PM (K+I6z)

665 4 So it looks like I'll be testifying in favor of the Texas Omnibus Abortion bill on Tuesday. Yikes. Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 11:44 PM (wsGWu) well just remember you have alot of morons at your back

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 06:46 PM (s/TCI)

666
Sorry if I have this wrong, but were you getting a new horse?

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:44 PM (K+I6z)




oh yes. And NOT a rescue. Shes awesome. i have been chuffed about her all flippin week. of course its way too hot to ride out here (approx 112) but so far i am droooling at the thought. Turns out shes nicer than expected, and taking the heat ok.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 06:46 PM (r7Ddb)

667 best headline? hmm After First Night In Prison, Obama Described By Fellow Inmates As "Too Loose" Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 11:42 PM Wicked, CJ, just wicked. I like it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

668 I believe Carta Blanca or Tecate will do as well. Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 11:46 PM (U13jb) Oh, i forgot about Carte Blanca, I like that beer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (XIxXP)

669 654 So it looks like I'll be testifying in favor of the Texas Omnibus Abortion bill on Tuesday. Yikes. I'll be at the capitol quite a bit until the bill passes, so I can be our eyes on the ground. Of course, that might be moot if the dems flee, which I think is quite likely.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 11:44 PM (wsGWu)


---


Godspeed.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (BVkEs)

670 Palin/Walker win! - Blanco Basura

Sub-headline:
Thousands of American Lefties Die Subsequently from Sudden Heart Failures
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (7B7jB)

671 So it looks like I'll be testifying in favor of the Texas Omnibus Abortion bill on Tuesday.

Kick ass.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (hO8IJ)

672 I admit I once had a dream/nightmare that DC was nuked. The headline the next day at Breitbart was: "Washington, DC and Population Entirely Obliterated by Rogue Nuclear Weapon" with a subheadline: "Experts Believe Nothing Of Value Lost" Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 11:45 PM (7B7jB) May those of us in the area leave first????

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (K+I6z)

673

"Anybody here ever watch hoarders? Thats some sad shit"

My late grandmother's best friend is a hoarder. It got really bad after her husband died. At this point she has two fairly large houses full of crap. It's really sad. She's a really sweet lady, a retired nurse.  Just can't stop buying.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (wsGWu)

674 World to end tomorrow
Women and minorities hardest hit.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2013 06:47 PM (9+vDU)

675 I'm fine too.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:38 PM (K+I6z)

****

Indeed. You are very lovely.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:48 PM (ga+7c)

676 GGE drove from NC for last week's meetup. He wore a shirt appropriate for the occasion and I enjoyed talking to him. He rocks.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:36 PM (K+I6z)



For the record, the T shirt read "Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich" and as soon as I saw it I knew I must have it. Also, I haz a cause I only have 412 horsepower and I'm nowhere near the Fairfax Parkway (wherever the hell that is), but it's a convertible so that's OK...except that it's raining so that sucks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 06:48 PM (yh0zB)

677 661 Oh. My.


We may have a problem.

Tequila Sour
1 1/2oz Tequila
1/2oz Lemon juice
1 tsp sugar

Shake over ice. Strain into glass.


Fucking delicious.
  Are you even going to try and take the Tequila straight with no chaser? 

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:48 PM (LI48c)

678 He's probably got on of those little plastic lemons. Posted by: Cicero Kid prefers Herradura at June 28, 2013 11:42 PM (qLYdI) Nah, big plastic bottle with plastic lid.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

679 So it looks like I'll be testifying in favor of the Texas Omnibus Abortion bill on Tuesday. Yikes. I'll be at the capitol quite a bit until the bill passes, so I can be our eyes on the ground. Of course, that might be moot if the dems flee, which I think is quite likely. Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 11:44 PM (wsGWu) Prayers for you.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:48 PM (K+I6z)

680 Well its not Ca. Its CA. That would mean Carbon and a second element. But there is no Element that is just A. Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 11:41 PM (LI48c) "A" can have various uses. I've seen it used as both an alkali metal and as a supporting/ligating anion. If we take the former route, than we'd have a carbon infused salt of ANO with the NO obviously be anionic. If we take the later route it wouldn't readily balance. Ugh, just wait until IUPAC finds out about the chemically unbalanced hashtags!

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at June 28, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)

681 Vendette: of course. But be sure and tell your lefty neighbors and friends it's just a false alarm, they shouldn't scurry.
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:49 PM (7B7jB)

682 Fucking delicious.

I'll take one - hold the lemon juice, the sugar and the ice.  Hold the glass too, just pass the bottle over.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at June 28, 2013 06:49 PM (5fSr7)

683 As far as I know, there's a clinical, socially-acceptable term for a lot of the nasty bodily functions (flatulence vs fart, feces vs. shitcrap, etc.). Does one exist for booger? I don't think mucus counts. This is the kind of crap I think about sometimes.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 28, 2013 06:49 PM (OdVe7)

684 Nah, big plastic bottle with plastic lid. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:48 PM (GEICT) I always keep lemon and lime juice handy, good to cook with and yes, mixed drinks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:49 PM (XIxXP)

685 So, anyone else put fruit in their whiskey shots?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 28, 2013 06:50 PM (BVkEs)

686

Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016, Coulter is a phony in my eyes. She is out for herself and she will back whoever she thinks she can make money off of and gain politcal power from.

I do not enjoy saying this, but she is not one of us. Do not trust her.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:50 PM (ItZF6)

687 Thanks, everyone. It will definitely be going into the belly of the beast. Thankfully, I have a good friend who  is also testifying so I have some cover.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 06:50 PM (wsGWu)

688 Oh sure, I can memorize all of the parts of the human anatomy and I kicked ass in physiology, but chemistry NO. Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 11:45 PM (NYEU2) Too radical for you then?

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at June 28, 2013 06:50 PM (Vk2pI)

689 Okay, all. Bedtime for this Granite Stater. Enjoy yourselves, and don't break the blog!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at June 28, 2013 06:50 PM (CA2NO)

690 Wait, what? Are we talkin' 'bout Rick "Gennifer" Snyder, the Michigan Governor here? 'cause anyone on his "bandwagon" is gonna get their ass whipped with the antennae from a 1964 Chrysler Imperial. *** Well, she said R. Snyder and I assume she's talking about Rick Snyder.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:51 PM (jjvz+)

691
You should rig up a spray booth so you can put the victim inside, turn it on, and hang out in the AC for a while. Have the runoff water the garden or something. It's going to happen again.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005)



By "again" I think you mean "tomorrow."  I got what upi describe sorta. its called a wash rack. we tie em in there and stand back with a hose attachment and let her rip. Like a shower stall for horses. sadly leaving them unattended is a No go. Like infants, horses are best supervised at all times when not actually in their houses. Even then i randomly check them several times a day.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 06:51 PM (r7Ddb)

692 I do not enjoy saying this, but she is not one of us. Do not trust her. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 11:50 PM (ItZF6) have you read any of her books?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 06:51 PM (s/TCI)

693

700 comments before 10 pm MST?

 

That's crazy.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2013 06:51 PM (EEAbP)

694 Are you even going to try and take the Tequila straight with no chaser? Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 11:48 PM (LI48c) Have. Many times. Suspiciously it's always right before I black out. And that was the last of the tequila. Turns out there was just a tiny bit left in the bottle. That's to be remedied tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)

695 Free the radicals !!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 06:52 PM (Jv4FA)

696 I'm fine too. Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:38 PM (K+I6z) **** Indeed. You are very lovely. Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 11:48 PM (ga+7c) Thank you! You know what rocks about rich@gmu? He's an engineer. As a fellow poli sci grad, I can't imagine how he flipped to engineering. I avoided math.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:52 PM (K+I6z)

697 rhinolith is the term you want.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 06:52 PM (l3vZN)

698 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016, Coulter is a phony in my eyes. She is out for herself and she will back whoever she thinks she can make money off of and gain politcal power from. I do not enjoy saying this, but she is not one of us. Do not trust her. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 11:50 PM (ItZF6) I defended her for a long time. I thought her books were well researched and timely. But yes, she's all gone, I have no idea what she stands for.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:52 PM (XIxXP)

699 658 So I checked my state (WA)'s new and exciting Obamacare Exchange web site. The absolute cheapest plan I will be able to get is $1070 a month. No you didn't mis-read that...$1070 a **month**. Now you see I am a rich evil white man. Therefore I will not get any subsidies. But the Obama voter down the road who makes $20K a year will get this exact same plan for under $100 a month. I keep reading about how when people find out the cost of Obamacare they will revolt. Don't count on it. The Obama base will love it. Free or virtually free health insurance paid for by the govt. The people who will get totally fucked, like me, are people who dare to succeed and make a couple of bucks. Not Obama's voters to begin with. I think what I'll do is just not buy any any insurance. For $1070 a month I can easily cover shit if I need to. And if something major ever comes along (knock on wood it never does) I call up Blue Cross and sign up since there is no pre-existing condition. As for the Obamacare tax, fuck it. Only way the IRS can force me to pay for it is by not sending me a refund. You get around that by making sure you never have a refund. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 11:45 PM (HDgX3) Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:52 PM (BXLPR)

700 One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor!

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at June 28, 2013 06:52 PM (5fSr7)

701

I always keep lemon and lime juice handy, good to cook with and yes, mixed drinks.

 

 

 

Nellie and Joe's Key West Lime Juice is a good one.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (qLYdI)

702 Jake, Rubio also talked the talk. We see how that turned out

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (ItZF6)

703   I call bullshit - on all of it.  To support my argument, I'll refer you to the Slave Trade Act of 1807. 
  Good men have gone through shot and shell, and many gave all, for the freedoms we allegedly enjoy today.
   I ain't got much after that, save that the Trayvon crap vexes me to no end.  And the JEF show - they're not even trying anymore.
  Do we do the gun of the week tomorrow?

Posted by: Dr. Rock at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (XrujN)

704 That's the Aoshq element.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 11:43 PM (CA2NO)


A = Awesome! (which is why there are two atoms of it)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (yh0zB)

705 Donna V--Yeah, Braun.  I believe the guy who owns the "steroid clinic" is telling the truth about as much as I believe Susan Rice is.

 I go to Miller Park and hold my hand over my heart for the National Anthem and God Bless America and for a few moments I can pretend I live in 1955, when we were great.

I really miss that.  I've been to a couple Indianapolis Indians games--nice stadium, great beer, lousy bratwurst--but it's not the same.  Wish they were still the farm club for the Brewers...

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (hO8IJ)

706 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 28, 2013 11:50 PM (CA2NO) Goodnight MWR!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

707

Have. Many times. Suspiciously it's always right before I black out.


And that was the last of the tequila. Turns out there was just a tiny bit left in the bottle. That's to be remedied tomorrow.

 

I restocked my tequila the other week.   Finally finished off the Cabo Wabo I've had for years.  I go through the Vodka and Captain Morgan much quicker.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (LI48c)

708 IMHO Coulter's a statist. Sure she likes some Repubs, but she likes the Status Quo more. She can sell more books that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (7B7jB)

709 Today’s figures include 22% of all voters who Strongly Approve of the way Obama is performing as president and 43% who Strongly Disapprove. This gives him a Presidential Approval Index rating of -21. That matches the president’s lowest Approval Index rating in ten months.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (e8kgV)

710 Coulter ... here, I'll say it ... needs some strengthening and sharpening of her understanding of the application of fundamental principles. I'm... I'm sorry. I know that kind of sweeping generalized disparagement will just stir up arguments. That reminds me, I kept not having a chance to click on the various Palin photo links posted lately, doggonit.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 06:53 PM (U13jb)

711 tequilla slammers a good size shot of tequila with a splash of ginger ale or tonic water. Cover the glass with your hand and slam it down on the table. It will immediately fizz up like an alka-seltzer and, when it does, throw it back.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:54 PM (jjvz+)

712 "659 Anybody here ever watch hoarders? Thats some sad shit" Umm, I believe the rulebook clearly states that you should say: " that is really retarded, SIR."

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 06:54 PM (z7jvd)

713 But the Obama voter down the road who makes $20K a year will get this exact same plan for under $100 a month.

But they won't, because that's like two cartons of smokes.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 06:54 PM (hO8IJ)

714 gushie watered her horse. I watered my house. Heat does funny things ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 06:55 PM (Jv4FA)

715 yeah, straight tequila is for melancholy moments. not for fun times.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 06:55 PM (xHVR3)

716 What are you fucking guys doing to blow out your gallbladders? I ask because I'm probably doing the same things and need some info.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 06:55 PM (V1ZIU)

717 693 700 comments before 10 pm MST? That's crazy. Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2013 11:51 PM (EEAbP) It's more crazy when it's 700 comments before midnight EST.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 06:55 PM (BXLPR)

718 Another thing about rich@gmu: He showed up with a George Mason t-shirt. He did his school proud.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 06:55 PM (K+I6z)

719 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016, the saying actions speak louder than words applies. It seems she yearns to be a country club Republican and will do whatever she must to attain that status. Whether it is with the "old guard" or the new ones, she will sell out as needed.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 06:55 PM (ItZF6)

720 I restocked my tequila the other week. Finally finished off the Cabo Wabo I've had for years. I go through the Vodka and Captain Morgan much quicker. Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 11:53 PM (LI48c) How is Cabo Wabo? I've heard that's it's sooooo awesome. I've heard that it's crap. I've heard that it's garden variety tequila. Always wanted to try it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 06:56 PM (GEICT)

721 I admit I've never been much of a drinker, but what is GOOD tequila supposed to taste like?

I have a sister who's tried it, but she says all it tasted like to her is ashes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 06:56 PM (7B7jB)

722 709 Today’s figures include 22% of all voters who Strongly Approve of the way Obama is performing as president and 43% who Strongly Disapprove. This gives him a Presidential Approval Index rating of -21. That matches the president’s lowest Approval Index rating in ten months. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 28, 2013 11:53 PM (e8kgV) _________________ The fact it's not -100 is proof that this country is fucked beyond repair.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 06:57 PM (HDgX3)

723 yeah, straight tequila is for melancholy moments. not for fun times. Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 28, 2013 11:55 PM (xHVR3) OK agreed., add a blender, some malibu rum, a juice de jour then have at it. Oh yeah, salt that rim.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:57 PM (XIxXP)

724 714 gushie watered her horse. I watered my house. Heat does funny things ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 11:55 PM (Jv4FA)


yup and one of my ferals has a squiggy eye. i think she got bit by ants or something. seems like its not ulcerated or anything. but i feel bad. wish she'd let me treat it. Maybe tomorrow. shes a cute little thing and trusts me even tho i trapped and fixed her.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 06:58 PM (r7Ddb)

725 Dang. Thread on fire & I need to eat dinner ... oh well. Happyish Friday night, all y'all.

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 06:58 PM (Jv4FA)

726 Feature, not a bug. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 11:52 PM (BXLPR) ________ I hear you. If enough people bail from the system, health insurance companies go under and it's single payer. But that shit is happening with or without me, so I might as well save $12K a year while I can.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 06:58 PM (HDgX3)

727

Nah, big plastic bottle with plastic lid.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 11:48 PM (GEICT)

****

like soju...shudder

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 06:59 PM (ga+7c)

728 Anybody here ever watch hoarders? Thats some sad shit" *** I found it interesting for a while and then found that I couldn't watch it anymore because it is, indeed, very sad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 06:59 PM (jjvz+)

729 What are you fucking guys doing to blow out your gallbladders? I ask because I'm probably doing the same things and need some info. The surgeon told me that the number one cause is heredity. If your bile is balanced it does not develop the stones that will clog the duct and start problems. If it is not, those pesky stones begin to develop. Thankfully, it is not nearly the surgery it was 20 or 50 years ago.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 06:59 PM (l3vZN)

730 You know what rocks about rich@gmu? He's an engineer. While looking up the U of T Engineer Song on yootubez, I found this, "One Test More": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8majjGwwDZY It's OK. Could use subtitles.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 06:59 PM (SR6ks)

731 I think I'm done too. Be happy and safe. Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 06:59 PM (XIxXP)

732 Does good Tequila come in a plastic bottle with a screw cap?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 06:59 PM (V1ZIU)

733

wtf?

 

"(Reuters) - China's state media warned on Saturday that a "counterstrike" against the Philippines was inevitable if it continues to provoke Beijing in the South China Sea, potentially Asia's biggest military troublespot.

The warning comes as ministers from both countries attend an Association of Southeast Asian Nations meeting in Brunei, starting Saturday, which hopes to reach a legally binding code of conduct to manage maritime conduct in disputed areas."

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 28, 2013 07:00 PM (qLYdI)

734 Anybody here ever watch hoarders? Thats some sad shit" *** I found it interesting for a while and then found that I couldn't watch it anymore because it is, indeed, very sad. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (jjvz The only "reality" show like that that I tried to watch was "Intervention"... and then only because there is a drinking game for it

Posted by: The Ethanolicious Hat at June 28, 2013 07:00 PM (Vk2pI)

735 Dack, I think you're thinking of Mountain Dew. Or as I like to call it, "Virgin Tequila." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:00 PM (7B7jB)

736 The surgeon told me that the number one cause is heredity. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (l3vZN) FUCK! My dad had his removed a few years ago. GULP!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (HDgX3)

737

How is Cabo Wabo?

I've heard that's it's sooooo awesome. I've heard that it's crap. I've heard that it's garden variety tequila. Always wanted to try it.

 

I am not a connoisseur of Tequila so I really couldn't say.  And I think there might be a few different levels like with other tequilas.  I thought it was alright.  Just not a big Tequila drinker so it lasted a long time.  Since you like to mix it, it would probably be fine for you.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (LI48c)

738 I'm watching on the History Channel that the reason we went to the moon was to prove there was an advanced extra-terrestrial society that put us here, and that whacky-haired freak George Tsokalakalaka says it so I believe it.


Also, pale ale mmmmm

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (yh0zB)

739 721- try some Hornito añejo tequila. Smooth bro.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (Tz35j)

740 I hear you. If enough people bail from the system, health insurance companies go under and it's single payer. But that shit is happening with or without me, so I might as well save $12K a year while I can. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 11:58 PM (HDgX3) Again. Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (BXLPR)

741 The surgeon told me that the number one cause is heredity. If your bile is balanced it does not develop the stones that will clog the duct and start problems. If it is not, those pesky stones begin to develop. Thankfully, it is not nearly the surgery it was 20 or 50 years ago. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (l3vZN) Thanks. My appendix went tits up in 2004 and I had laproscopic surgery to get it out. It was real bad. Believe me when I say that I realized had I been born 100-200 years earlier I would've died in excruciating pain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (V1ZIU)

742 While looking up the U of T Engineer Song on yootubez, I found this, "One Test More": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8majjGwwDZY Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (SR6ks) A few years before my time at my alma mater, for Engineering Week the geers brought in a band from Seattle. Their name: Nirvana.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 07:01 PM (K+I6z)

743 Always love to be the bearer of good news.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 07:02 PM (l3vZN)

744 Probably my all-time favorite reality show after all this time is Cops.

It's got a winning formula, and they've stuck to it. No contests, no ridiculous hype, no BS. Just whatever happens, happens.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:02 PM (7B7jB)

745

Oh FUCK YOU FATASS!

 

Christie: I didn't vote for Obama, he doesn't lead

 

http://tinyurl.com/py9ocmj

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:02 PM (LI48c)

746 The surgeon told me that the number one cause is heredity. If your bile is balanced it does not develop the stones that will clog the duct and start problems. If it is not, those pesky stones begin to develop. *** I suffered for years with pain so bad that I would pass out. The reason is because conventional wisdom held that if you didn't have stones, you didn't have a bad gallbladder. And, I never developed stones. Instead, my gallbladder just stopped functioning. They detected it with a radiation test.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:02 PM (jjvz+)

747 732 Does good Tequila come in a plastic bottle with a screw cap? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (V1ZIU) I don't know about "good".... http://tinyurl.com/pjoyvue

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)

748 736 The surgeon told me that the number one cause is heredity.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (l3vZN)
FUCK! My dad had his removed a few years ago. GULP!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 29, 2013 12:01 AM (HDgX3)

He had his heredity removed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 07:03 PM (kVfSG)

749 straight tequila is for melancholy moments. not for fun times.

Kind of enjoyed tequila shots at my sister's bachelorette party, then the wedding.  But her husband turned out to be a douchebag, so maybe you're right.

Aunt Radish's Special Cold Juice, btw... 6 oz orange juice, 1.5 oz tequila. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 07:03 PM (hO8IJ)

750 The only "reality" show like that that I tried to watch was "Intervention"... and then only because there is a drinking game for it *** I've never seen it. It seems that it would be sad as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:04 PM (jjvz+)

751 Probably my all-time favorite reality show after all this time is Cops. It's got a winning formula, and they've stuck to it. No contests, no ridiculous hype, no BS. Just whatever happens, happens. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2013 12:02 AM (7B7jB) I admit, I like Bait Car on TruTV.

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 07:04 PM (K+I6z)

752 Speaking of Cops, I know you've all seen the clip of the drunk guy who is helping the cop put down the tape, when he bends over he faceplants. That was in J-ville FL and my eldest daughter watched it happen, live and in color, in front of the convenience store where she worked.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:05 PM (yh0zB)

753

What are you fucking guys doing to blow out your gallbladders?

 

Got pregnant with my 4th kid  at the age of 40.....

 

(Not kidding - the attacks began when I was around 5 months along; thought it was just  heartburn from Hell)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 28, 2013 07:05 PM (ADnWI)

754
I've never seen it. It seems that it would be sad as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:04 AM (jjvz+)



it is. especially if you have a family member with a problem like that. Then its excruciating.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:05 PM (r7Ddb)

755 I've had it. I hope I sleep tonight. Have a good weekend, and goodnight to anyone who can attach a face to the name.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 07:05 PM (l3vZN)

756 I went to a restaurant in Phoenix that looked like a hole in the wall, but they sold $500 shots of tequila. I have no idea what the hell it was and, at that price, I didn't try it either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:06 PM (jjvz+)

757 Hate to be a buzzkill, but I've been flitting around the intertubes and it looks like the MEDIA are going to do a full court press in support of Late Term Abortion. It makes me want to cry. I had a cousin who had a 6 month gestation baby more than 25 years ago. These women who are pushing for this have no humanity. They've thrown out any sense of right and wrong for pure convenience. I hope Perry and Texas hold firm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2013 07:06 PM (DpI6K)

758 I had my gallbladder removed when I was 30. Early by most standards, but I had four of the five markers (fertile, female, fair, fat, forty). I was out the next morning.

Posted by: Gingy at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (NYEU2)

759  He had his heredity removed?

SCIENCE!

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (hO8IJ)

760 Back when they let me have tequila, I liked that Cuervo Conmemorativo. But there was one above that, Añejo? that transcended tequila harshness and approached good sippin' liquor. Admittedly, my memories may be addled. And now they're telling me I have to go back to my cell. Good night, revolutionaries. Tip: stock up on toilet paper, too!

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (U13jb)

761 Thanks. My appendix went tits up in 2004 and I had laproscopic surgery to get it out. It was real bad. Believe me when I say that I realized had I been born 100-200 years earlier I would've died in excruciating pain. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 29, 2013 12:01 AM (V1ZIU) Herniated disk in my back 10 years ago. Surgery at 7am, home at 4pm. 100 years ago I would have been in a paraplegic.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (BXLPR)

762 My beer is out (four saddest words in the English language). BRB.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (yh0zB)

763
I admit, I like Bait Car on TruTV.

---

I's just driving it to the popo station, occifer.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (BVkEs)

764 it is. especially if you have a family member with a problem like that. Then its excruciating. *** I do. It's been my own personal reality show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:07 PM (jjvz+)

765 I went to a restaurant in Phoenix that looked like a hole in the wall, but they sold $500 shots of tequila.

I have no idea what the hell it was and, at that price, I didn't try it either.

 

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:06 AM

 

Heh. Yeah... "tequila".

Posted by: otho at June 28, 2013 07:08 PM (9gNQd)

766 This is better; it has subtitles and because it's rap doesn't require as much talent to pull off: To the tune of Gangsta Paradise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyHQLyZUuM (n.B. EngSci at U of T is Engineering Science; those fuckers are insane-ass cream of the crop)

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 07:08 PM (SR6ks)

767 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 12:05 AM (r7Ddb) *** I just noticed it's you! Hi ya! A couple of weeks ago I was scrolling through the photos at the Yahoo group. Yours are fabulous. What a stunning animal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:10 PM (jjvz+)

768 Redds Apple Ale?!? Man, I forgot I had that! mmmm

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:10 PM (yh0zB)

769 Goodnite good people of Moronlandia.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 28, 2013 07:11 PM (Tz35j)

770
These women who are pushing for this have no humanity. They've thrown out any sense of right and wrong for pure convenience. I hope Perry and Texas hold firm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2013 12:06 AM (DpI6K)



rarely do i feel ok calling people who have never gotten so much as a j walking ticket monsters, but this qualifies. Late term abortion is monstrous. Why not just do a C-section and put it up for adoption? when our mares lose a foal late we call it a foal and we feel bad bad bad for the lost investment in time and money. we know that sucker was gonna be a horse. Its crazy the lies these lunatics are sharing and eating up. we gotta always call this what it is--infanticide.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:11 PM (r7Ddb)

771 I suffered for years with pain so bad that I would pass out. The reason is because conventional wisdom held that if you didn't have stones, you didn't have a bad gallbladder. And, I never developed stones. Instead, my gallbladder just stopped functioning. They detected it with a radiation test. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:02 AM (jjvz+) Holy cow, same thing happened to MrsCaniac's brother. His had been going bad for years, but they never diagnosed it until he was in extreme pain and figured it out. When they removed it, they were saying it was pretty much dead.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:11 PM (BXLPR)

772 wha...now ancient Egyptians were afraid of cows cause they were made by aliens too?



deeeep....

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:12 PM (yh0zB)

773 $500 shots of Tequila???

On the one hand I think that's outrageous. OTOH, I recently read at a poker/sports betting commentary board called Roughing The Punter about a place called Craftsteak that's located at the MGM Grand on the Strip in Vegas. One 6-oz slice of Bone-In Ribeye or Filet Mignon, made with actual imported Japanese Kobe beef: $260. Everything is a la carte.

And then there's their "midprice" option, the same cuts made with American Wagyu-style beef... for the low low price of $105.

I admit, I've been giving it some thought...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:12 PM (7B7jB)

774 Appendages ?! We don't got to show you no stinking appendages!

Posted by: and irresolute at June 28, 2013 07:13 PM (DBH1h)

775

My dad hit me with a line drive right between the eyes at age 10. I think that ended my baseball career right then and there, as I tended to shy away from balls hit in my direction after that. Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2013 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

 

 Holy God. I remember reading that Rollie Fingers was hit with a line drive when he was in HS and he was afraid to even go near the pitcher's mound for years after that. The drive shattered his jaw. And yet, he ended up in the HOF.

 

Part of the reason I love baseball is because it looks so easy to the ignorant and yet it's so goddamn hard. BCochran, you say you weren't a hard thrower - and yet the WSJ says the average healthy male can only throw a ball at 65 mph at the hardest. So pitching faster than that is a unique skill - and you should be very proud that you could do it.

 

 Hitting a ball that's coming at you at 95, 100 mph - when you have less than a second to make up your mind as to whether it's a ball or a strike? Jesus. It's hard and people can't grasp that it's hard.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 07:13 PM (R3gO3)

776
A couple of weeks ago I was scrolling through the photos at the Yahoo group. Yours are fabulous. What a stunning animal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:10 AM (jjvz+)


the bay one is Uncle Horse, the one with the kitties that i sold and got so sick i had to take him back. If its the Golden one thats the Famous Ellie. She was the abused mare if got from the Meth fiends. My new filly is related to both and more Beautiful than either of them. i will put pix up of her when i get her settled in.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:13 PM (r7Ddb)

777 I don't know why they even call it the history channel, they should call it the "whacky haired UFO channel" But the good news is I now have the Military Channel on HD so I can watch computer recreations of WW2 dogfights.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:14 PM (yh0zB)

778

Also, guys, I've somehow gotten myself into a position of minor leadership with this special session...but I have no one to lead. Any interest in a morons for life group? Those out of state (so...almost all of you) could help with twitter action alerts and, honestly, fuck if I know.

 

Any takers? I can set us up a group.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:14 PM (wsGWu)

779 My appendix went tits up in 2004 and I had laproscopic surgery to get it out. It was real bad. Believe me when I say that I realized had I been born 100-200 years earlier I would've died in excruciating pain. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 29, 2013 12:01 AM (V1ZIU) What's old is new again!

Posted by: Your Obamacare Beaurocrat at June 28, 2013 07:14 PM (Vk2pI)

780 Women are every bit as selfish and immature as men. Just one of life's lessons.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 07:15 PM (ItZF6)

781 On the one hand I think that's outrageous. OTOH, I recently read at a poker/sports betting commentary board called Roughing The Punter about a place called Craftsteak that's located at the MGM Grand on the Strip in Vegas. One 6-oz slice of Bone-In Ribeye or Filet Mignon, made with actual imported Japanese Kobe beef: $260. Everything is a la carte. And then there's their "midprice" option, the same cuts made with American Wagyu-style beef... for the low low price of $105. I admit, I've been giving it some thought... *** that's the kind of thing I could have/would have done on an expense account (Hey! The customer ordered it!) but no way I'd no it on my own dime.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:15 PM (jjvz+)

782 748 736
The surgeon told me that the number one cause is heredity.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (l3vZN)


FUCK! My dad had his removed a few years ago. GULP!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 29, 2013 12:01 AM (HDgX3)

He had his heredity removed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2013 12:03 AM (kVfSG)




I had my heredity removed, but it's all better now.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at June 28, 2013 07:15 PM (T1005)

783 I don't know about "good".... http://tinyurl.com/pjoyvue Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 12:02 AM (GEICT) LOL. IMPORTED FROM MEXICO! It's quality bitch! I'm kicking around an idea about marketing a low price jug of booze that has a label that simply says DRUNK!!!!11!!! on it. I figure the eleventy in there is ironic and will draw in the hipster crowd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 07:15 PM (V1ZIU)

784 I keep reading about how when people find out the cost of Obamacare they will revolt. Don't count on it. The Obama base will love it. Free or virtually free health insurance paid for by the govt. The people who will get totally fucked, like me, are people who dare to succeed and make a couple of bucks. Not Obama's voters to begin with. There is actually one saving grace here Moo Moo. True, subsidies are available that will cause many to have near zero net cost.... BUT....... The subsidies are in the form of tax credits, which means that they will have to lay out the $$$$ for the sky high premiums up front and then get it back a year later!!! THIS is the thing that most people don't realize, and it mans that yes, there is going to be a HUGE outcry in the next few months as people start signing up. (Plus, by the letter of the law, subsidies aren't even available in 34 states, but I suspect they'll just ignore that)

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 07:15 PM (NYEU2)

785 Good night, everyone.

FOGHATS!

Posted by: HeatherRadish, on her fifth beer at June 28, 2013 07:16 PM (hO8IJ)

786

Nerdygirl, trust me, Perry is firm. Come join morons for life. We have cookies.*

 

*no cookies. actually no group yet. Any suggestions about the best place to host that online?

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:16 PM (wsGWu)

787 infanticide. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 12:11 AM (r7Ddb) y'all know where I stand on this, but just say'n that if you are pulling hands and feet, and arms and legs plus a body and a head out of a woman, you are a stone cold killer

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 07:16 PM (s/TCI)

788 Speaking of Cops, I know you've all seen the clip of the drunk guy who is helping the cop put down the tape, when he bends over he faceplants. That was in J-ville FL and my eldest daughter watched it happen, live and in color, in front of the convenience store where she worked. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:05 AM Super. That only narrows it down to less than 500 episodes...`

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 07:17 PM (JMmQ9)

789

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 11:52 PM (K+I6z)-

You're welcome. Y'all didn't catch me at my best.  Thought it was supposed to start at 5:30 for some reason, even though 6:45 was in bold and I printed off the email. Next meet up a round on me.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 07:17 PM (ga+7c)

790 LOL.

IMPORTED FROM MEXICO! It's quality bitch!

I'm kicking around an idea about marketing a low price jug of booze that has a label that simply says DRUNK!!!!11!!! on it.

I figure the eleventy in there is ironic and will draw in the hipster crowd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 29, 2013 12:15 AM (V1ZIU)

 

All Tequila must be imported from Mexico.  Its got the same restrictions as Scotch and Champagne.  It can only be called that if its produced in that region.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:17 PM (LI48c)

791 This is the one, Gushka http://yhoo.it/10qBiK8

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:17 PM (jjvz+)

792 778 Also, guys, I've somehow gotten myself into a position of minor leadership with this special session...but I have no one to lead. Any interest in a morons for life group? Those out of state (so...almost all of you) could help with twitter action alerts and, honestly, fuck if I know. Any takers? I can set us up a group. Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 12:14 AM (wsGWu) Are you in the Yahoo group Lauren? You are, right? Was it you that posted about going a day or so ago?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

793 Went fishing today. Boy caught 2 small catfish and 1 small crappie, I caught 1 small crappie, many worms were drowned and it was hot as hell. We hadn't been for a while and it was good to get out there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:18 PM (yh0zB)

794 A couple of weeks ago I was scrolling through the photos at the Yahoo group. Yours are fabulous. What a stunning animal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:10 AM (jjvz+)



oh wow and i forgot i put up pix of the Black Colt! thats the one who decided to vex me by getting sick today   hes a big fat purdy black goof,  but i guess i will keep him.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:18 PM (r7Ddb)

795 764 it is. especially if you have a family member with a problem like that. Then its excruciating. *** I do. It's been my own personal reality show. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:07 AM (jjvz+) Yep. When you see the person on the screen doing the same things a loved one does, that show really hits home. Whenever I see one with an alcoholic on it, it just reminds me of my family. Full disclosure. I do drink, and get drunk, but I do it once every 6 months of so. My family members do it nightly and for weeks on end. Freaky show for me is/was "Forensic Files". One night MrsCaniac had fallen asleep with TruTV on and that show came on when I was getting in bed. The "case" featured someone I worked with about 20 years ago. He was interviewed in the show because it was his girlfriend that was the murder victim, and no, he did not do it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:19 PM (BXLPR)

796 Are you in the Yahoo group Lauren? You are, right? Was it you that posted about going a day or so ago? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 12:18 AM (GEICT) On a side note, I'm still pushing for having an invite only subreddit for the Horde.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 07:19 PM (Vk2pI)

797 791 This is the one, Gushka

http://yhoo.it/10qBiK8

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:17 AM (jjvz+)


thats Uncle Horse allright

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:20 PM (r7Ddb)

798 Super. That only narrows it down to less than 500 episodes...`

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2013 12:17 AM (JMmQ9)



Same clip, it's just in all the episodes. Actually, I don't think its on Cops, just on those Worlds Funniest police videos sort of shows.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:20 PM (yh0zB)

799 Yeah, BChochran, that's it. The thing I posted about today is like an opening prayer in type thing, but there are going to be lots of events going on across the 30 days. I thought that I might be best able to help by organizing the horde to antagonize the slobbering Wendy loving media as much as possible and by pushing some Face the Truth style fact bombs out on twitter. Maybe get some infographics going.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:21 PM (wsGWu)

800 475 Teresa, thanks for the ObamaCare report.

Government has conspired to make it impossible for me to buy my own insurance any more. I can hardly wait.

Posted by: Mindy at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (MDPMd)

************

Haven't read Teresa' OC report yet, but you can get info on OC from your local librarian now.  Since the NFL bailed guess librarians are the B Team.

http://tinyurl.com/p3u3row

Posted by: gracepmc at June 28, 2013 07:21 PM (rznx3)

801 It's OK. Could use subtitles.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (SR6ks)

 

So fun! Great find.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 28, 2013 07:22 PM (DBH1h)

802 I admit, I've been giving it some thought...

umm wut?  wow there is no way I am paying over $100 for just one course of a meal.  I'll pay over $100 for the entirety of a great meal.  (and it had better be fucking great.)  but not for just one part of it.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2013 07:22 PM (9GG/0)

803 Heh. 97 on the Libertarian quiz.

Probably low like that since I do want a large and powerful military, not on other shores, but strong enough to curb stomp idiot turd world'ers


Posted by: exsanguine at June 28, 2013 07:22 PM (X9zNe)

804 GGE - the munchkin is bugging me to go fishing. Almost took him out tonight with the light-up bobbers for a few guaranteed catfish. How is that Red's , aanyway? Been wanting to try it.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 07:23 PM (z7jvd)

805 Freaky show for me is/was "Forensic Files". One night MrsCaniac had fallen asleep with TruTV on and that show came on when I was getting in bed. The "case" featured someone I worked with about 20 years ago. He was interviewed in the show because it was his girlfriend that was the murder victim, and no, he did not do it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 12:19 AM (BXLPR)



I was watching one of those shows, the subject was murders that had happened in Va Beach, the lead detective was a drinking buddy. Many LOL's were had on my part. He's a good detective, though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:23 PM (yh0zB)

806 On a side note, I'm still pushing for having an invite only subreddit for the Horde.

Why?  That's like asking for an invite only subgroup of Daily Kos.  It is a leftist fever swamp over there.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2013 07:23 PM (9GG/0)

807 Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 12:21 AM (wsGWu) Do you have my email?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)

808 thx, GGE, for understanding what I meant`

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 07:23 PM (JMmQ9)

809 thats Uncle Horse allright *** I had only seen the one photo until just now when you mentioned the others and I sought them out. Ellie is beautiful but it looks like she has scars on her neck. Is she okay now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:24 PM (jjvz+)

810 Basically, my thoughts are to go Breitbart on the media over this. I think I may have said this before here, so I apologize for repeating myself, but the ONLY reason the dems came home from their quorumbust  in 03 was because the public's opinion was turning against them. I want us to turn that tide quickly. It shouldn't be hard considering we're talking about dismembering viable infants, but we have to be brutal against the media. 

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:24 PM (wsGWu)

811 Back in my favorite chair. Life is good. Travel sucks. Whatchall up to?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:24 PM (jIaZt)

812 I lied. I must have seen it because I commented on it in 2011.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:25 PM (jjvz+)

813 How is that Red's , aanyway? Been wanting to try it.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 29, 2013 12:23 AM (z7jvd)



It's delish if you like apples, and if you don't why did you buy it? Seriously though, I think it's pretty good but it's more like a sharp apple juice than a beer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:25 PM (yh0zB)

814

 Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac , I worked with a woman whose daughter was seeing a gangbanger thug and wound up murdered execution style with him.

Very strange to see her dead daughter pixilated on TV and then the mother arriving on the scene to be told her daughter was dead.

As added humiliation they pulled the pants of her daughter down.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 07:25 PM (ItZF6)

815 Yeah, I have your email B.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:25 PM (wsGWu)

816 DC, how ya doin'?

About to do some drunk neverwintering, how about you

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2013 07:25 PM (9GG/0)

817 Wow: The Daily Caller says that The Nation magazine is now openly calling for impeachment of Obama over NSA wiretapping.

The last time they did that, I believe Nixon was prez...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:26 PM (7B7jB)

818

Women are every bit as selfish and immature as men. Just one of life's lessons. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2013 12:15 AM (ItZF6)

 

Of course we are. We are human, just as men are. I

 

t's so funny to me - the Victorian ideal saw women as etheral, morally superior creatures (but not capable of advanced thought). The progressives apparently see women as morally superior creatures too - but they also want to keep the "advanced thought" nonsense.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 07:26 PM (R3gO3)

819 793 Went fishing today. Boy caught 2 small catfish and 1 small crappie, I caught 1 small crappie, many worms were drowned and it was hot as hell. We hadn't been for a while and it was good to get out there. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:18 AM (yh0zB) But the boy caught all kinds of memories that he will have for the rest of his life. I still remember fishing with my granddad and working on his farm with him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:26 PM (BXLPR)

820 It shouldn't be hard considering we're talking about dismembering viable infants, but we have to be brutal against the media. Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 12:24 AM (wsGWu) I'll stand with you on this. I'm @IdahoJake on twitter

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 07:26 PM (s/TCI)

821 815 Yeah, I have your email B. Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 12:25 AM (wsGWu) Send me an email please? Let me know what's going on, what's coming up, what people can do to help. I'll see if I can bend the ear of a Cob or two.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

822 okay, see you all later

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2013 07:27 PM (9GG/0)

823 I lied.

I must have seen it because I commented on it in 2011.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:25 AM (jjvz+)



To lie is to deliberately say something you know is not true. Methinks you were merely mistaken.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)

824 I got tricked by Red's thinking it was an apple cider. It's not, it's an apple ale. It's good, but GLUTEN. I like Stella's apple cider, but I feel like a pretentious douche buying it.  Michalob's apple cider tastes exactly, exactly like apple jolly ranchers.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:27 PM (wsGWu)

825 I'm done. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at June 28, 2013 07:28 PM (K+I6z)

826 Ellie is beautiful but it looks like she has scars on her neck. Is she okay now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:24 AM (jjvz+)


Shes great now. But that was from the week she came in and she had rope burns on her neck from where they lassoed her and choked her out. She also had bloody rope burns on her legs that took months to heal. Her feet were split like a cows and the toes six inches out in front of her like a duck.



Two years later you cant even tell. Just one scar on her leg from where she had the rope burns is all.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:28 PM (r7Ddb)

827 Anybody been seeing the ads for this "Summer Shandy" stuff? Beer 'n lemonade in one can.

Can't wait to hear the horrific reviews of this one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:28 PM (7B7jB)

828 To lie is to deliberately say something you know is not true. Methinks you were merely mistaken. *** You are a gentle soul but I won't tell anyone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:29 PM (jjvz+)

829 ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A YES!!!! UNLIMITED VAJ UNLOCKED!!

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:29 PM (8FeS+)

830 >>>About to do some drunk neverwintering, how about you Ya know, the only reference I have seen to that game is here. I gather it's like a D&D thing, maybekindasorta? I'm drinking a Sailor Jerry & Diet. Empty house, Cougar and Princess are still at the beach. Other than that, just happy to be home. Tulsa is a really great little town, but I'm happy to be home. Hotels suck.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:30 PM (jIaZt)

831 It's delish if you like apples, and if you don't why did you buy it? Seriously though, I think it's pretty good but it's more like a sharp apple juice than a beer. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:25 AM (yh0zB) When I was in college, a bunch of the girls loved to drink Kelly's Cider.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

832 Two years later you cant even tell. Just one scar on her leg from where she had the rope burns is all. *** there's a place in heaven for you for the good deeds you have done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:30 PM (jjvz+)

833 829 ª ª « « © ¨ © ¨ B A



YES!!!!

UNLIMITED VAJ UNLOCKED!!

Posted by: RWC at June 29, 2013 12:29 AM (8FeS+)

 

Fail.  You forgot to press Start.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:31 PM (LI48c)

834 YES!!!! UNLIMITED VAJ UNLOCKED!! Posted by: RWC at June 29, 2013 12:29 AM (8FeS+) At least I don't come with a secret code!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke who wants you to mash her button... at June 28, 2013 07:31 PM (Vk2pI)

835 Nothing like an ice cold Budweiser Clamato To throw up. Seriously, does anybody here drink that?

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:32 PM (8FeS+)

836 Actually, Sandra Fluke does have a secret code.

Fluke's secret code is "Hey Sandy, let's have sex!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:32 PM (7B7jB)

837

No such thing as genuine Kobe beef in the US--it's illegal to import, so that place on the strip is fleecing you.

 

Mrs. Crank also had bad gallbladder without stones--it can be underactive or overactive, and the HIDA scan is the only reliable test for it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 07:33 PM (sQ0LB)

838 I still remember fishing with my granddad and working on his farm with him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 12:26 AM (BXLPR)



Just before I retired I took Boy camping in PA (we went to the East Broad Top Railroad), on the way up there my cell phone rang. It was my chief, he had scheduled a meeting that was "mandatory" for me to attend, I was 200 miles away and the meeting was in a half an hour. I told him I wasn't going to make it, then I shut the phone off for the weekend.


He was PISSED! but like I told him, in six months regardless of what you do to me I will retire at one-half E-6 pay and my boy will remember that camping trip for the rest of his life. He took me to XO's Mast, the XO told him he was a dick and then dismissed all charges. He never forgave me for that, but fuck him, little pencil necked prick. (It probably didn't help that I told him as I was checking out that his anchors couldn't protect him any more and he'd better not meet me on the streets or I would do my best to put his ass in the hospital).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:33 PM (yh0zB)

839 If you like hard cider, you'll like Redd's. If not, you won't.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:34 PM (jIaZt)

840 I was watching one of those shows, the subject was murders that had happened in Va Beach, the lead detective was a drinking buddy. Many LOL's were had on my part. He's a good detective, though. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:23 AM (yh0zB) That is where this one happened. Of course there have been several about murders here in Roanoke, but that was the one I was talking about. It is always funny to see someone you know as a drinking buddy to be someone that the media thinks is responsible. One cop on one of the Forensic Files from Roanoke is a friend from high school, and I crack up every time it was on. Of course he told me he cracked up every time he saw me on television being interviewed about my business.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:34 PM (BXLPR)

841 No such thing as genuine Kobe beef in the US--it's illegal to import, so that place on the strip is fleecing you. Next you'll tell me this Pilsener isn't brewed by comely Czech maidens.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 07:35 PM (SR6ks)

842 . I hope Perry and Texas hold firm.Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2013 12:06 AM (DpI6K) Perry will be portrayed as the George S. Patton in the war on wimmin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 07:35 PM (kVfSG)

843

I am out. Got to spend some time with my little lady tomorrow and she expects me to be on time. Women. Jeeeeez. ;P

 

Have fun, but don't wind up on COPs......... unless you want to.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 28, 2013 07:36 PM (ItZF6)

844 When you were in college I was the guy in the sailor suit drinking with the college chicks.


(actually I was probably the old guy sitting in the corner muttering about my lawn, ya young punk ya)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:36 PM (yh0zB)

845 Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2013 12:31 AM (LI48c) You didn't need to press 'Start' on Super Exciting Great Great You Buy Now Famicom Fun System. ----- At least I don't come with a secret code! Posted by: Sandra Fluke who wants you to mash her button... at June 29, 2013 12:31 AM (Vk2pI) True. But you still have to blow in it and tap it a couple of times to get it to work.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:36 PM (8FeS+)

846 The subsidies are in the form of tax credits, which means that they will have to lay out the $$$$ for the sky high premiums up front and then get it back a year later!!! THIS is the thing that most people don't realize, and it mans that yes, there is going to be a HUGE outcry in the next few months as people start signing up. (Plus, by the letter of the law, subsidies aren't even available in 34 states, but I suspect they'll just ignore that) Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2013 12:15 AM (NYEU2) _____________ I'm sure Obama/Sebelius will work out a deal with insurance companies to get around that. They'll force the insurance companies to only charge the cheaper rate and wait until the end of the year to get the subsidies directly from the govt. As for the 34 states, of course they'll ignore it. Or instead of calling it a "health insurance subsidy" they'll call it a "health care provider subsidy" or some other semantic bullshit to skirt the law.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 07:36 PM (HDgX3)

847
there's a place in heaven for you for the good deeds you have done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:30 AM (jjvz+)


thanks. Bebe has watched the entire ordeal with her and when NC ref came out he met this mare about halfway though when she was still pretty wild.


I dont think I am a particularly good person, but i try to right the wrongs in this world i know how to fix.  Really i sometimes think i do it just because i DONT have the power to send the people who tortured Ellie (and horses like her) to hell where they belong.



Grim rights wrongs his way. I right wrongs my way, with a med kit, time, a safe place and low structural carbohydrate food.  I am really excited that i just my first horse since my divorce that IS NOT a rescue. Shes Related to Uncle Horse and Ellie, and shes even more beautiful than either of them. I have been sorta blissed out for a week. I bred her seven years ago and sold her as a weanling due to my divorce--i never thought i would see her again, much less get her back.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:36 PM (r7Ddb)

848 Conservative Crank: I know what you're thinking of, but Forbes followed up with an additional piece last fall explaining that some actual Japanese Kobe beef was now legal to import into the US. Do a search for "Is Kobe Beef Back?" at Forbes.com and look for the September 2012 article.

But for a while at least, I was with you laughing at all the nouveux riche limo liberals ordering their Kobe steaks and sliders and believing they were so hipsteriffic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2013 07:37 PM (7B7jB)

849 >>>When you were in college I was the guy in the sailor suit drinking with the college chicks You were in the Village People? Sweet!

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:37 PM (jIaZt)

850 No matter what happens, I (evil rich white male) will pay $1K a month but the poor, and minorities will pay nothing. And anyone who dares question any of it is a racist woman hater.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 07:38 PM (HDgX3)

851 there's a place in heaven for you for the good deeds you have done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:30 AM (jjvz+)



Probably in the stables. But then again, heaven, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

852 Alright, email sent.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:38 PM (wsGWu)

853 Perry will be portrayed as the George S. Patton in the war on wimmin. *** There are worse things he could be called. I have always been more of a Libertarian with views towards letting people do with their own bodies what they choose, within limits, but the left has driven me completely into the anti-abortion stance. To me, 20 weeks is too much. They are ghouls and, someday, they will answer for their crimes against children. And I say this as someone with a bit of experience in the area.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:39 PM (jjvz+)

854 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2013 07:39 PM (JMmQ9)

855 " Anybody been seeing the ads for this "Summer Shandy" stuff? Beer 'n lemonade in one can. " So if half lemonade, half tea is an Arnold Palmer, what do you call that crap? A John Daly?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 07:39 PM (z7jvd)

856 AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

Posted by: at June 28, 2013 07:40 PM (qQk+U)

857 I have been sorta blissed out for a week. I bred her seven years ago and sold her as a weanling due to my divorce--i never thought i would see her again, much less get her back. *** that is wonderful! An old friend has come home.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:41 PM (jjvz+)

858 You were in the Village People? Sweet!

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 12:37 AM (jIaZt)




HAHAHAHAHAHA! ,,|,,



(f'n Marines...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:41 PM (yh0zB)

859 o if half lemonade, half tea is an Arnold Palmer, what do you call that crap? A John Daly? *** LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:41 PM (jjvz+)

860 Duraznos! Help Me Ms. Duraznos.

Posted by: at June 28, 2013 07:41 PM (qQk+U)

861 The media? Every idiot on the right needs a fact sheet on every scum reporter they meet and their scum agencies / stations, so they can point out the journalist or their organizations' lies when the interview inevitably goes wrong. Also, every Journolister needs a billboard in their home town pointing out that they conspired in secret to lie to the public for their ideology. Go Breitbart? How about Go Tamerlane?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2013 07:41 PM (yoh1c)

862 Have fun, but don't wind up on COPs......... unless you want to. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2013 12:36 AM (ItZF6) COPS?!? Damn you think highly of the 'rons and 'ettes. 'County Law' is what I'm thinking. http://tinyurl.com/omsrvmm (SFW)

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:42 PM (8FeS+)

863 I have always been more of a Libertarian with views towards letting people do with their own bodies what they choose, within limits, but the left has driven me completely into the anti-abortion stance. _____________ I'm with you sort of. I used to be pretty hard core abortion rights for one and all. I haven't been driven totally to the other side, but I'm definitely in the "there should be strict limits" camp. This Vicki Davis thing will backfire IMO since a lot of people out there want abortion to be legal but within a narrow band of constraints. When the MSM portrays 20 weeks as some kind of radical anti-woman milestone, a lot of prochoice people, men and women will not agree.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 07:42 PM (HDgX3)

864 Probably in the stables. But then again, heaven, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:38 AM (yh0zB)



this new mare working out (that i bred, foaled out into my arms, named and had to sell before she was weaned) that i just got back in my barn is all the heaven i need in this life. I have good spouse, good family, good friends, nice home, plenty to eat, and good horses... what more can i ask for?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:42 PM (r7Ddb)

865 >>>So if half lemonade, half tea is an Arnold Palmer, what do you call that crap? A John Daly? A John Daly is the Arnold Planer plus vodka. A shandy is a beer mixed 50/50 with lemonade, sprite or ginger ale. Past year or two, Leinenkugles and a few other breweries have started bottling it. Not bad for poolside. Easy drinking, low alcohol (4.5ish).

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:43 PM (jIaZt)

866 I worked with a woman whose daughter was seeing a gangbanger thug and wound up murdered execution style with him. Very strange to see herdead daughter pixilated on TVand thenthe motherarriving on the scene to be told her daughter was dead. As added humiliation they pulled the pants of her daughter down. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2013 12:25 AM (ItZF6) They had videos of my friend from back then, early 90's, and interviews with him "now" (2006ish). I knew him from about 92 through 99, and never knew this about him. But looking back, he never seemed to want to get close to any women, and walked away from women who threw themselves at him. He wasn't gay, and he worked in radio which means women were always throwing themselves at him. Hell, I look like Tony Siragusa and women would throw themselves at me when I was in radio.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:43 PM (BXLPR)

867 835 Nothing like an ice cold Budweiser Clamato


To throw up.


Seriously, does anybody here drink that?

Posted by: RWC at June 29, 2013 12:32 AM (8FeS+)



====


had a few.  not as good as the flounder-apple, tho.

Posted by: jc at June 28, 2013 07:44 PM (PlzOe)

868 Probably in the stables. But then again, heaven, right? ** very nice

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:44 PM (jjvz+)

869 Ah, jeez. That fourth glass of Chardonnay did me in. Goodnight morons and ettes. I'm on the verge of saying something really embarrassing - so, nighty-night!

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 07:44 PM (R3gO3)

870 You didn't need to press 'Start' on Super Exciting Great Great You Buy Now Famicom Fun System. Actually since the konami code started on Nintendo games. Yes you would need to on the famicon. Fail.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:45 PM (LI48c)

871 A John Daly is the Arnold Planer plus vodka. The Arnold Planer sounds like an obscure 16th-century woodworking tool.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 07:46 PM (SR6ks)

872

Ok, I'm totally shocking even myself with this, but let's just go crazy.

 

To join morons4life all you need to agree with is the limited scope of the Texas Abortion Bill. No abortions after 20 weeks. All abortions must be performed in a surgical center. That's it. No purity test. I need all yall to help us reach out to others who aren't 100% prolife and get them to agree that fighting aginst these " common sense" abortion regulations is dastardly.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:46 PM (wsGWu)

873 John Daly is Jeremiah Sweet Tea and lemonade--or iced tea and lemon flavored vodka would work too I imagine.  The former is a popular drink at my family's Man Weekend--where we go to a cabin in the Poconos and spend 3-5 days doing nothing but drinking, eating meat, smoking cigars.  Coming up in a couple weeks.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 07:46 PM (sQ0LB)

874 Anyone notice if Twitter crashed tonight?  I can't get on it.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 28, 2013 07:47 PM (FWwQD)

875 To join morons4life all you need to agree with is the limited scope of the Texas Abortion Bill. No abortions after 20 weeks. All abortions must be performed in a surgical center. That's it. No purity test. I need all yall to help us reach out to others who aren't 100% prolife and get them to agree that fighting aginst these " common sense" abortion regulations is dastardly. ** I mean they are fighting for the right to kill fully formed children. How sick do you have to be to say that 20 weeks is not enough time to take care of whatever issue you think you have?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:48 PM (jjvz+)

876 >>>>The Arnold Planer sounds like an obscure 16th-century woodworking tool ooh, look at me, I'm sober and can type with proper spelling and grammar and stuff. La-te-dah.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:48 PM (jIaZt)

877 Anyone notice if Twitter crashed tonight? I can't get on it. *** It's up for me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:48 PM (jjvz+)

878 Anyone notice if Twitter crashed tonight? I can't get on it. Posted by: JewishOdysseus at June 29, 2013 12:47 AM (FWwQD) Works fine for me.

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat or @PolitcHatBlog) at June 28, 2013 07:49 PM (Vk2pI)

879 837 No such thing as genuine Kobe beef in the US--it's illegal to import, so that place on the strip is fleecing you. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 12:33 AM (sQ0LB) No it isn't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_beef Prior to 2012, Kobe beef was not exported. The first exports, in February 2012, were to Macao. Since then, exports have also been made to Hong Kong and the United States. As of March 2013, the total amount of Kobe beef exported to the United States is less than 400 kilograms. They changed the rules last year.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:49 PM (GEICT)

880 I need all yall to help us reach out to others who aren't 100% prolife and get them to agree that fighting aginst these " common sense" abortion regulations is dastardly.

Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 12:46 AM (wsGWu)



i keep hearing from the Pro-any damn time to abort people "what if her boyfriend/ husband leaves her, or she loses her job? You cant expect her to just have it anyway."


i want to scream "then put it up for ADOPTION!!!!"

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:49 PM (r7Ddb)

881 I'm on the verge of saying something really embarrassing - so, nighty-night! Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 29, 2013 12:44 AM (R3gO3) Wow. Does this rate worse than waterboarding?

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:49 PM (8FeS+)

882 Since we're on the subject, and since I'm not (checks) yep, not an 'ette, maybe you who are can put me some f'n knowledge.


By the end of the 3rd month or so you pretty well know you're pregnant, and I'm guessing that by that time, barring any medical issues, you've decided if you want to be or not, right? So what would possess anyone to carry a baby almost to term and then say "Y'know what, fukkit, I've changed my mind." Never did get that. Am I alone here?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:50 PM (yh0zB)

883 out

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 28, 2013 07:50 PM (s/TCI)

884 barrel.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:50 PM (yh0zB)

885 Barrel?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:50 PM (LI48c)

886 BC, Barrel. Barrel, BC. now that you've met.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:50 PM (8FeS+)

887 The Twitter Crash is five measures of ouzo, two measures of Grape Flavor Aid, and a half-measure of Mobil One. Shaken very well and served with a thin slice of arugula.

Posted by: Waterhouse Bond at June 28, 2013 07:51 PM (SR6ks)

888 crap

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

889 827 Anybody been seeing the ads for this "Summer Shandy" stuff? Beer 'n lemonade in one can. Can't wait to hear the horrific reviews of this one. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2013 12:28 AM (7B7jB) Leinenkugel's, and it is pretty damn good. It is a pretty good hot weather beer.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 07:51 PM (BXLPR)

890

"How sick do you have to be to say that 20 weeks is not enough time to take care of whatever issue you think you have?"

 

Pretty f'in sick. George Tiller once admitted that the vast majority of his late term patients were simply teenagers who'd hid their pregnancies from their parents until it became obvious. Then, bam, abortion.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:51 PM (wsGWu)

891 Yep bcochran to the barrel.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:51 PM (LI48c)

892 I need a laugh so I'm watching My Blue Heaven.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 07:51 PM (jjvz+)

893

GGE, I have a story about that involving one of my wife's nieces that would make you despair for the future of humanity...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 07:52 PM (sQ0LB)

894 I may be in the barrel, but I'm still laughing at the guy who's banned trying to post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)

895 Leinenkugel's, and it is pretty damn good. It is a pretty good hot weather beer. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 12:51 AM (BXLPR) Sam Adams also has a shandy out in their Summer pack, IIRC. Not bad.

Posted by: The Shandy Hat at June 28, 2013 07:52 PM (Vk2pI)

896 Hey, BC, I think I left a used sock in the barrel. Be a dear and grab it for me, would ya?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:52 PM (jIaZt)

897 So what would possess anyone to carry a baby almost to term and then say "Y'know what, fukkit, I've changed my mind." Never did get that. Am I alone here?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:50 AM (yh0zB)


Nope. i wonder the same shit. I keep getting told men walk out on pregnant women or they discover dad is cheating. Im like ok "but should your dad being an asshole really be a death-penalty offense?"

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:52 PM (r7Ddb)

898

OK, with my flawless sense of when AOSHQ threads die, I posted this on an earlier thread (it's like the 3rd to last one), but since I still like it I repost it here:

 

"I stopped by an estate sale after work today. Overheard an (obviously) ghey white guy talking about Paula Deen with two black women. Apparently Paula Deen is worse than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined.

 

Then the ghey said "Well, now gays can get married! Isn't that something!" Complete silence from the black women. The ghey looked all butthurt (and not for the usual reason). The expression on his face was all " Hey, I said the PC line about Deen and you're not returning the favor!"

 

That was good. Also, I got a great framed poster that will look great in my bedroom dirt cheap. "

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 07:53 PM (R3gO3)

899 GGE, I have a story about that involving one of my wife's nieces that would make you despair for the future of humanity...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (sQ0LB)



Too late.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:53 PM (yh0zB)

900 894 Hey, BC, I think I left a used sock in the barrel. Be a dear and grab it for me, would ya? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (jIaZt) No way. I found one piece of the floor that isn't sticky and I ain't moving.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)

901 I don't even want to know what the Barrel cocktail entails.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 07:53 PM (SR6ks)

902 894 Leinenkugel's, and it is pretty damn good. It is a pretty good hot weather beer. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 12:51 AM (BXLPR) Sam Adams also has a shandy out in their Summer pack, IIRC. Not bad. Posted by: The Shandy Hat at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (Vk2pI) Picked up the summer pack tonight. Might try some tomorrow

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:54 PM (LI48c)

903 Any idea why the idiot who's banned and yet still posting is calling me a "hipster"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

904 Perhaps adding a couple of bricks and a cinder block to the barrel might increase its effectiveness ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 28, 2013 07:54 PM (FlRtG)

905 I may be in the barrel, but I'm still laughing at the guy who's banned trying to post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (GEICT)



Talking about that Army guy? lol

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:54 PM (yh0zB)

906 We're evil for having the view that one mom plus one dad, everything else being equal, is the ideal for child rearing. They're exalted for having the view that a baby can be killed so as not to inconvenience the "mother". Just one of many bizarro rules in this country. How did it happen so fast? I know it's been many decades in the making, but, holy shit!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 07:55 PM (XyrkB)

907

" So what would possess anyone to carry a baby almost to term and then say "Y'know what, fukkit, I've changed my mind." Never did get that. Am I alone here?"

 

Ok, 3 reasons.

1) You're  a  stupid teenager who hid the pregnancy from your parents until it became obvious.

2) You have gotten some poor prenatal diagnosis, and often your doctor is pushing abortion.

3) You are simply a horrible person who decides to "deal with it" because your boyfriend broke up with you, or you just take that damn long to go through with it.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:55 PM (wsGWu)

908 Anyone notice if Twitter crashed tonight? I can't get on it. ________ The NSA's on extra high alert?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 07:55 PM (HDgX3)

909 i want to scream "then put it up for ADOPTION!!!!" Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 12:49 AM (r7Ddb) Only thing about adoption is they get all the fun toys. kicking feet in the sand Wouldn't have it any other way though.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:55 PM (8FeS+)

910 It starts with hobo blood and rapidly gets worse from there...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 07:55 PM (sQ0LB)

911 Nope. i wonder the same shit. I keep getting told men walk out on pregnant women or they discover dad is cheating. Im like ok "but should your dad being an asshole really be a death-penalty offense?" Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (r7Ddb) Everything is a death penalty offense.

Posted by: The Edo of Rubicun III at June 28, 2013 07:56 PM (Vk2pI)

912 What's with the guy calling BC a hipster whose posts keep getting disappeared. BC, do you have a stalker? I want a stalker. All the cool kids have one.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 07:56 PM (jIaZt)

913 Perhaps adding a couple of bricks and a cinder block to the barrel might increase its effectiveness ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 29, 2013 12:54 AM (FlRtG)



Tried that with oak planks. They just built a bar.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:56 PM (yh0zB)

914 Although it would be a good way to separate the wheat from the chaff at your local watering hole. "I'll have a Barrel, garcon."

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 07:56 PM (SR6ks)

915 901 Any idea why the idiot who's banned and yet still posting is calling me a "hipster"? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 12:54 AM (GEICT) Nope. And since he isn't using a name to post I don't care and just assume his banning is justified.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2013 07:57 PM (LI48c)

916 771 I suffered for years with pain so bad that I would pass out. The reason is because conventional wisdom held that if you didn't have stones, you didn't have a bad gallbladder. And, I never developed stones. Instead, my gallbladder just stopped functioning. They detected it with a radiation test. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 12:02 AM (jjvz+) Holy cow, same thing happened to MrsCaniac's brother. His had been going bad for years, but they never diagnosed it until he was in extreme pain and figured it out. When they removed it, they were saying it was pretty much dead. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 12:11 AM (BXLPR) I miss bacon. The surgeon did a kickass job when mine simply stopped working. The post surgery recovery was far less painful than a gallbladder attack, but then again I'd assume so would getting shot. I wish there was a way to put that level of pain and pressure in relatable terms, but words fail.

Posted by: CAC at June 28, 2013 07:57 PM (up8wx)

917 892 I may be in the barrel, but I'm still laughing at the guy who's banned trying to post. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (GEICT) Laughing at the guy who can call in arty coordinates on you?

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:57 PM (8FeS+)

918

"i want to scream "then put it up for ADOPTION!!!!"

Oh, but see, that would just be too *hard*for the woman. She could just never *deal* with having a child out there somewhere. Too traumatic. better to have it killed.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 07:57 PM (wsGWu)

919 COMMON SENSE ABORTION LAWS That's the phrase everyone should be using in TX

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 28, 2013 07:57 PM (HDgX3)

920 BC, do you have a stalker? I want a stalker. All the cool kids have one. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 12:56 AM (jIaZt) *eyeroll* He wouldn't be the first. Silliness.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)

921 How did it happen so fast? I know it's been many decades in the making, but, holy shit!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 29, 2013 12:55 AM (XyrkB)



one word for you: BRAINWASHING

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 07:58 PM (r7Ddb)

922 The left's view on abortion: http://i48.tinypic.com/156d8id.jpg

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 07:59 PM (Vk2pI)

923 Ok, 3 reasons.
1) You're a stupid teenager who hid the pregnancy from your parents until it became obvious.
2) You have gotten some poor prenatal diagnosis, and often your doctor is pushing abortion.
3) You are simply a horrible person who decides to "deal with it" because your boyfriend broke up with you, or you just take that damn long to go through with it.

Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 12:55 AM (wsGWu)



But in the case of 1 and 2, you'd know before the halfway point, right? (three is sort of self explanatory in the first six words) Why wait that long?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 07:59 PM (yh0zB)

924 901 Any idea why the idiot who's banned and yet still posting is calling me a "hipster"? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 12:54 AM (GEICT) I guess i have the wrong guy. I thought you were just being cruel to Bannion.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 07:59 PM (8FeS+)

925 Laughing at the guy who can call in arty coordinates on you? Posted by: RWC at June 29, 2013 12:57 AM (8FeS+) Naw, he's good. Mrs Bannion's iPad was banned for some reason, but Bannion was here earlier. Some genius got banned the other day. It's the commenter who would occasionally post but the nic was always blank.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:00 PM (GEICT)

926

"That's the phrase everyone should be using in TX"

I agree. I also think we should harness it in our messaging. Anyone have a super strong objection to google groups, or a better alternative. Yahoo is just so spammy.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:00 PM (wsGWu)

927 Brett Baier' Benghazi special starting again on fox news

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 28, 2013 08:01 PM (XFTOV)

928 But in the case of 1 and 2, you'd know before the halfway point, right? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 12:59 AM (yh0zB) Never under estimate the obliviousness of some people...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:01 PM (Vk2pI)

929 And for what its worth, I think it's all kinds of fucked up that an aspirin will get your high-schooler suspended but by law they can't even tell you about a pregnancy. Privacy my achin' ass, if I'm paying your fucking bills you ain't GOT no privacy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:01 PM (yh0zB)

930 Anyone notice if Twitter crashed tonight? I can't get on it. Keep your shirt on. We'll be done with your hard drive in a minute.

Posted by: The NSA at June 28, 2013 08:01 PM (FcR7P)

931 >>Some genius got banned the other day. It's the commenter who would occasionally post but the nic was always blank. I remember him, what did he do to get the Hammer? I still want a stalker.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 08:02 PM (jIaZt)

932 I still want a stalker. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 01:02 AM (jIaZt) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3eOVCCkXU4

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:03 PM (Vk2pI)

933 Some genius got banned the other day. It's the commenter who would occasionally post but the nic was always blank.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:00 AM (GEICT)



Ah. My mistake.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:04 PM (yh0zB)

934 929 >>Some genius got banned the other day. It's the commenter who would occasionally post but the nic was always blank.

I remember him, what did he do to get the Hammer?

I still want a stalker.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 01:02 AM (jIaZt

 

Well apparently if you have a good time posting and having fun here enough Ratts Alley will show up and start obsessing about you.  That's what BCoch did to get him stalking him.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2013 08:04 PM (LI48c)

935

"But in the case of 1 and 2, you'd know before the halfway point, right?'

 

1) Some women, especially those with a bit more...er...fluff, don't start showing til they're practically at their due date.

2) The "big" ultrasound that shows major issues is typically done around 20 weeks. That of course gets into the issue of eugenic abortion.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:05 PM (wsGWu)

936 I still want a stalker. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 01:02 AM (jIaZt) It's not that cool. He's about the third troll that's come after me personally. And 3 or 4 commenters have done so in the last couple weeks. That's part of why I haven't been on much. Shit gets old.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:06 PM (GEICT)

937 Oh, the dealings in cyberspace.  Before the riots in meatspace.  Before it all crashes down.  And those guns you thought, well, that's just because...they all get loaded.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2013 08:07 PM (xjpRj)

938 CAC, have you tried to get back on the bacon bandwagon yet?  Most people can tolerate it post-op, though maybe not in feast quantities.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 08:08 PM (sQ0LB)

939 I'm sure Obama/Sebelius will work out a deal with insurance companies to get around that. They'll force the insurance companies to only charge the cheaper rate and wait until the end of the year to get the subsidies directly from the govt. Except the subsidy isn't a flat dollar amount, it's based upon a percentage of your income. That can't be determined until your taxes are done. ( example: the yearly premium for a bronze plan man not exceed 7.4% of your income. Subsidies are individualized. That thousand dollar a month plan you mentioned up thread costs everyone a thousand a month. The question is how much of that 12K you get back) seriously, this is a BIG problem that I don't think the guys in charge still realize ( because for them, the subsidies don't apply or a tax credit is just as advantageous in their personal finances. This is not so for a $40k/ year blue collar worker.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 28, 2013 08:08 PM (NYEU2)

940 Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 01:05 AM (wsGWu)


OK thanks. That's why I asked, now I guess it sorta makes sense...


But then again, in this enlightened age, where we have pills and powders and things you can wear and things you can implant and morning after pills, I fail to see why abortion is as needful as it seems to be made out to be. Maybe I'm wrong, but it just seems that abortion is used as a last minute birth control method, and IMAO that's just wrong.


I could go off on a tangent now about compulsory child support, but I won't. That's to coin a phrase, a drink for a different bottle.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:08 PM (yh0zB)

941 A bit more "stalker" mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-9rZslUVJw

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:08 PM (Vk2pI)

942 Sam Adams also has a shandy out in their Summer pack, IIRC. Not bad. Posted by: The Shandy Hat at June 29, 2013 12:52 AM (Vk2pI) Leinenkugel's has a "Shandy Sampler" 12 pack out. It has their Summer Shandy, an Orange Shandy, and a Berry Shandy. Tonight I just polished off my Summer Shandy 12 pack, and the "Shandy Sampler" is going to see the inside of my cooler on Independence Day. And no, it is "Independence Day" and not "July 4th" in the Caniac household. Those who do not follow this rule get the guillotine.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:09 PM (BXLPR)

943 Well, the thing is, 50% of women who have abortions used some sort of birth control during the month in which they got pregnant. I don't think they give much of a fuck about correct usage because abortion is just a phone call away.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:10 PM (wsGWu)

944 And 3 or 4 commenters have done so in the last couple weeks. That's part of why I haven't been on much. Shit gets old. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:06 AM (GEICT) You have commenters stalking you? now move a bit to the right That's crazy.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 08:10 PM (8FeS+)

945 But then again, in this enlightened age, where we have pills and powders and things you can wear and things you can implant and morning after pills, I fail to see why abortion is as needful as it seems to be made out to be. Maybe I'm wrong, but it just seems that abortion is used as a last minute birth control method, and IMAO that's just wrong. *** That's another thing. I thought Plan B was supposed to take care of rape and incest.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:11 PM (jjvz+)

946 Geez closing in on 1k comments.

TCM just started Bogart and Bacall in The Big Sleep.  One bit of movie trivia, one of the writers who adapted the screenplay for this movie also helped write The Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:11 PM (eEbJY)

947 912 "I'll have a Barrel, garcon."

Personally, I prefer it all mixed together in a bucket. But you have to watch them like a hawk, or they'll skimp on the paté.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at June 28, 2013 08:12 PM (U82Km)

948 TCM just started Bogart and Bacall in The Big Sleep. One bit of movie trivia, one of the writers who adapted the screenplay for this movie also helped write The Empire Strikes Back.

I hope he's not the guy that had to write the ewok dialogue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 08:12 PM (jGsIV)

949
And 3 or 4 commenters have done so in the last couple weeks. That's part of why I haven't been on much. Shit gets old.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:06 AM (GEICT)



 i had that happen while my guy was deployed on the night my best friend was pretty much killed in a car crash. (rolled her truck died weeks later but never woke up.) It does get old but the good people and the friends i made here are worth it. I just cant commet for shit on my phone when i am working during the day, and at night im usually too damn tired.


as for stalkers... i have had two in meatspace and it wasnt fun. Protip: keep in mind that internet dating can be dangerous. If you really want a stalker on purpose, thats how i would get one.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:13 PM (r7Ddb)

950 Geez closing in on 1k comments. *** It feels like a Friday night of olden days.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:13 PM (jjvz+)

951 896 OK, with my flawless sense of when AOSHQ threads die, I posted this on an earlier thread (it's like the 3rd to last one), but since I still like it I repost it here: "I stopped by an estate sale after work today. Overheard an (obviously) ghey white guy talking about Paula Deen with two black women. Apparently Paula Deen is worse than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined. Then the ghey said "Well, now gays can get married! Isn't that something!" Complete silence from the black women. The ghey looked all butthurt (and not for the usual reason). The expression on his face was all " Hey, I said the PC line about Deen and you're not returning the favor!" That was good. Also, I got a great framed poster that will look great in my bedroom dirt cheap. " Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 29, 2013 12:53 AM (R3gO3) You should see how those women react in those movies where the black man ends up with the white girl. There is nothing more than they hate then that. Nothing. Worse, watch what they do when they see that in real life. OMG, you won't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:13 PM (BXLPR)

952 There were no fucking Ewoks in The Empire Strikes Back! /strokes out

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 08:13 PM (SR6ks)

953 50 percent? wow, I didn't realize the failure rate was that high.


That's why its such a divisive subject I suppose, cause there are so many variables.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:13 PM (yh0zB)

954 Dirty little secret about Plan B. It doesn't work at the population level. At all. So yeah, all that talk about how it would reduce abortions? Not so much.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:13 PM (wsGWu)

955 There are no Ewoks in Episode V:The Empire Strikes Back.  And like Howard Hawks found out after hiring them, the writer is Leigh Bracket and a woman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:14 PM (eEbJY)

956 Wait, what just happened there? There's a ringing in my ears. Several fist-shaped holes in the wall.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 08:14 PM (SR6ks)

957 Congrats to the Iris team at NASA. Just noticed your success and wanted you nerds to know that some do care about the cool stuff you continue to do. Can't wait to see the images of hell.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 28, 2013 08:16 PM (DBH1h)

958 GGE, yeah, and when will they introduce father's rights? Ummm, never, that's when. Unless they're not heteronormitive, maybe.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 08:16 PM (XyrkB)

959 I've been a follower of the phrase, "don't fruit the beer", since I was eighteen.  Redd's is more of a hard-cider and Leinenkugel's is "okay", but as a rule;

...don't fruit the beer.

I want my whiskey neat and my beer fruitless.  For those of you who like that stuff, *shrugs*.  To each his own.  I won't call you "Nancy".

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 08:16 PM (lq3Ak)

960 GLAAD;

Alec Baldwin Gets a Pass
'Cause We're Shameless Starfuckers

http://tinyurl.com/plb463a


Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 08:16 PM (/9IC1)

961

944 Geez closing in on 1k comments

 

this thread is moving fast.  good grief, everyone is hopped up on coffee (oor something...)

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 28, 2013 08:17 PM (ga+7c)

962

"50 percent? wow, I didn't realize the failure rate was that high."

It's not. It's just that the type of woman would have an abortion is also the type of woman who's lax with birth control. That's why, short of reversible sterilization prior to sexual maturity, we can't contracept our way out of abortion.

However, that's all rather moot when it comes to women who are killing their children who are old enough to survive outside the womb.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:17 PM (wsGWu)

963 You should see how those women react in those movies where the black man ends up with the white girl. There is nothing more than they hate then that. Nothing. Worse, watch what they do when they see that in real life. OMG, you won't stop laughing. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 01:13 AM (BXLPR) Where all the white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 28, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)

964 302. Too late for music trivia? It's not you by halestorm

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 08:17 PM (i4RhQ)

965 And 3 or 4 commenters have done so in the last couple weeks. That's part of why I haven't been on much. Shit gets old. *** I can see what you're wearing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:17 PM (jjvz+)

966 as for stalkers... i have had two in meatspace and it wasnt fun. Protip: keep in mind that internet dating can be dangerous. If you really want a stalker on purpose, thats how i would get one.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 01:13 AM (r7Ddb)



PSA: Ladies, bullets are cheaper than regrets, and nothing says "I love you" better than a guy buying you a gun and arranging for a class to teach you how to use it. This PSA has been brought to you by GAIM (Gunnies Against Illegal Mayors).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:18 PM (yh0zB)

967 You have commenters stalking you? now move a bit to the right That's crazy. Posted by: RWC at June 29, 2013 01:10 AM (8FeS+) Lmao. I don't know about stalking, but I had someone go off on me like two weeks ago about how I post during the day. How do I sleep at night? I'm a thief. Stealing from the family business. Blah blah blah. So stalking may be strong there, but obv has noticed/payed attention to my posts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:18 PM (GEICT)

968 Yeah, I screwed that up.

Least I'm not in the barrel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 08:18 PM (jGsIV)

969 Dirty little secret about Plan B. It doesn't work at the population level. *** huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:19 PM (jjvz+)

970 GLAAD; Alec Baldwin Gets a Pass 'Cause We're Shameless Starfuckers http://tinyurl.com/plb463a Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2013 01:16 AM (/9IC1) It all comes down to social corporatism. Baldwin benefits the Progressive elite by furthering their vision. He is rewarded with stardom and a leeway to say stupid stuff. Also, remember, that only the eeevil right wingers can be "H8ers"...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:19 PM (Vk2pI)

971 Then there is GLADOS, "Want some cake?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:20 PM (eEbJY)

972 That's another thing. I thought Plan B was supposed to take care of rape and incest. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 01:11 AM (jjvz+) But to make an abortion clinic follow the same medical rules as a dentist office is to restrict women's rights or something. And I am all for abortion in the case of rape or incest, but I want to make sure that the police investigate all those cases.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:20 PM (BXLPR)

973 950+ comments? Who showed their tits?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 08:20 PM (i4RhQ)

974 >>> This PSA has been brought to you by GAIM (Gunnies Against Illegal Mayors). Can landlubbers join?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 08:20 PM (z9HTb)

975 Worse, watch what they do when they see that in real life. OMG, you won't stop laughing. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 01:13 AM (BXLPR) RGIII is living through it.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 08:20 PM (8FeS+)

976 Damn gushka, I'm so very sorry.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

977 The cake is a Lie.

...we do what we must because we can.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 08:21 PM (lq3Ak)

978 I wish I was just a bit older, so I wouldn't have to be around for when the shit is hitting the fan. Would rather look upon it, chuckling.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 08:21 PM (XyrkB)

979
PSA: Ladies, bullets are cheaper than regrets, and nothing says "I love you" better than a guy buying you a gun and arranging for a class to teach you how to use it. This PSA has been brought to you by GAIM (Gunnies Against Illegal Mayors).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 01:18 AM (yh0zB)



yeah. i cant understand people who say "get a restraining order" like a paper from a judge is a magic shield that solves everything! usually it works more like a challenge or a double-dog-dare.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:21 PM (r7Ddb)

980 953 There are no Ewoks in Episode V:The Empire Strikes Back. And like Howard Hawks found out after hiring them, the writer is Leigh Bracket and a woman. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 29, 2013 01:14 AM (eEbJY) Obviously she worked on the romance aspects. Lucas should have brought her back for the prequels. Even dead she would have done better than him.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2013 08:21 PM (LI48c)

981 PSA: Ladies, bullets are cheaper than regrets, and nothing says "I love you" better than a guy buying you a gun and arranging for a class to teach you how to use it. This PSA has been brought to you by GAIM (Gunnies Against Illegal Mayors). I have some problems with this scenario.......

Posted by: Phil Hartman at June 28, 2013 08:22 PM (NYEU2)

982 yeah. i cant understand people who say "get a restraining order" like a paper from a judge is a magic shield that solves everything! usually it works more like a challenge or a double-dog-dare. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 01:21 AM (r7Ddb) I view it as the first step in building a case for self defense down the road. You have documented, court approved proof that this person was a danger to you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)

983 >>> This PSA has been brought to you by GAIM (Gunnies Against Illegal Mayors).

Can landlubbers join?

Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2013 01:20 AM (z9HTb)



Sure! BYOA (Bring Your Own Ammo)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (yh0zB)

984 You have commenters stalking you?

The typing is coming From inside the house!!!

Posted by: Methos, spoiler at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (hO9ad)

985 >>>I don't know about stalking, but I had someone go off on me like two weeks ago about how I post during the day. How do I sleep at night? I'm a thief. Stealing from the family business. Blah blah blah. Was it the guy who thinks businesses ought to be able to come into your house to see if you drink/smoke/do drugs/whatever because the company is paying you so they own you?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (jIaZt)

986

"huh?"

Plan B is relatively effective at the personal level, but it doesn't cut the overall pregnancy rates within a group. Therefore, it isn't a public policy solution to  unplanned pregnancies, despite what liberals say to bludgeon us over the head with to prove our supposed lack of effort to reduce unplanned pregnancies.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (wsGWu)

987 972. Oh boy Fluffy wants to live the sailor lifestyle? Be careful what you wish for

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (i4RhQ)

988 Just watch the show on ID about people being stalked.  A restraining order to a stalker is like an atheist holding up a cross to Dracula.

Only thing predators respect is being locked up or being six feet under.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:23 PM (eEbJY)

989 It all comes down to social corporatism. Baldwin benefits the Progressive elite by furthering their vision. He is rewarded with stardom and a leeway to say stupid stuff. Also, remember, that only the eeevil right wingers can be "H8ers"... Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2013 01:19 AM (Vk2pI) When even Harvey Levin is making fun of you, you have become a joke to the "gay community".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:24 PM (BXLPR)

990 After Gosnell, who would oppose that second clause of the Texas bill.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2013 08:24 PM (CMlD4)

991 And I am all for abortion in the case of rape or incest, but I want to make sure that the police investigate all those cases. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 01:20 AM (BXLPR) OK, this is still an area that I'm confused about: why the exception for "rape"? I'm sure that when people hear "incest" they imagine some kid getting molested by a relative... but wouldn't that also be covered under "rape"? If the incest was consentual, then why make exceptions for it? Why would a child conceived of incest not be worthy of protecting, when a child conceived of non-consanguineous sex is worthy of protecting? The only reason I could see is because there might be genetic problems... but if so, why not allow abortions for women who conceive who are older, who actually have a greater chance of having a child with problems than a woman who conceived due to incest?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:24 PM (Vk2pI)

992 Are there any rules about how fast you have to be to reply to comments? it's like I'm not allowed to go make a drink around here... I want to respond to 15 different posters, but who's going to care? Do I go back 100 comments or start with the "compulsory child support" that just ruffled my feathers as I read backwards?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 08:25 PM (z7jvd)

993 >>>i cant understand people who say "get a restraining order" like a paper from a judge is a magic shield that solves everything! Legalese bullshit. So when you kill the asshole, you can tell the jury "I knew he was a threat, I did everything I could to avoid this"

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 08:25 PM (jIaZt)

994 Was it the guy who thinks businesses ought to be able to come into your house to see if you drink/smoke/do drugs/whatever because the company is paying you so they own you? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 01:23 AM (jIaZt) Might be. His comments to me were pretty low IMO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:25 PM (GEICT)

995 yeah. i cant understand people who say "get a restraining order" like a paper from a judge is a magic shield that solves everything!

But it works on TV...oh, wait it never works there, either. You only see restraining orders being filed before the opening credits on CSI.

Posted by: Methos, spoiler at June 28, 2013 08:25 PM (hO9ad)

996 >>> Be careful what you wish for Put it back in your pants, Democrat. It's all about the mayoral hate.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 08:26 PM (z9HTb)

997
Drudge: BOXOFFICE SURPRISE: 'WHITE HOUSE DOWN' OPENS IN 4TH PLACE...




Excellent.  Movie's another Obo fluff piece starring mini-Murphy as the Nicorette poppin' Soul Brother No 1.

And the villains?  Right wing mercenaries.  Cause that happens.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2013 08:26 PM (kdS6q)

998

"who would oppose that second clause of the Texas bill"

Everyone who has a financial incentive to keep their chophouses open, and the useful idiots who unknowingly do their bidding because, choice!

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:26 PM (wsGWu)

999 RGIII is living through it. Posted by: RWC at June 29, 2013 01:20 AM (8FeS+) But he is a Christian and rumored to be a Republican, so its okay.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:26 PM (BXLPR)

1000 You have documented, court approved proof that this person was a danger to you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:23 AM (GEICT)



So when you ventilate his ass for blowing through the restraining order like the flimsy piece of paper it is, holding a knife and a roll of duct tape, your lawyer has more heft for the self defense plea.



Oh, and there is this, too, if you carry get yourself a lawyer who understands the intricacies of a self defense plea, cause most lawyers hate having to/don't know how to defend the guy who's essentially saying "yeah, I did it, but..."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:26 PM (yh0zB)

1001 Ladies, if there is a stalker, remember--keep pulling the trigger until it's empty, and you were never so scared in your life.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 08:26 PM (sQ0LB)

1002 We reached a thousand. Night!

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2013 08:27 PM (z9HTb)

1003 "Are there any rules about how fast you have to be to reply to comments? it's like I'm not allowed to go make a drink around here...

I want to respond to 15 different posters, but who's going to care?"
******

I'm 20-35 posts behind at all times.  I just type because drinking/who cares?

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 08:28 PM (lq3Ak)

1004 Woo hoo! An honest to goodness ONT like the old days.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:28 PM (jjvz+)

1005 Cool, I still have a nearly-full bottle of Balvenie. Us right-thinking people won something called the Cold War once. I refuse to believe it was just an error of history. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuIwxGXzNvg I'm a natural misanthrope and pessimist, but I still keep the faith. I play songs like that when I falter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 08:29 PM (SR6ks)

1006 999 Ladies, if there is a stalker, remember--keep pulling the trigger until it's empty, and you were never so scared in your life. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 01:26 AM (sQ0LB) And if, God forbid, he's in the house...."OMG, then he just grabbed this knife from the drawer and came at me..."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)

1007 I want to respond to 15 different posters...

Posted by: shredded chi at June 29, 2013 01:25 AM (z7jvd)

 

That's borderline stalking behavior! You have to be a Lert to actually keep up.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 28, 2013 08:29 PM (DBH1h)

1008 Ladies, if there is a stalker, remember--keep pulling the trigger until it's empty, and you were never so scared in your life.

This is also why high-capacity magazines are very much needed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 08:29 PM (jGsIV)

1009 960 "50 percent? wow, I didn't realize the failure rate was that high."
It's not. It's just that the type of woman would have an abortion is also the type of woman who's lax with birth control. That's why, short of reversible sterilization prior to sexual maturity, we can't contracept our way out of abortion.
However, that's all rather moot when it comes to women who are killing their children who are old enough to survive outside the womb.

Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2013 01:17 AM (wsGWu)



Take Trayvon Martin's gf, that just admitted she can't read a letter she was supposed to have written....does this one strike you as reading and following all the directions on the insert for prescription medication?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 08:30 PM (T1005)

1010 980 yeah. i cant understand people who say "get a restraining order" like a paper from a judge is a magic shield that solves everything! usually it works more like a challenge or a double-dog-dare. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 01:21 AM (r7Ddb) I view it as the first step in building a case for self defense down the road. You have documented, court approved proof that this person was a danger to you. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:23 AM (GEICT) A couple of years ago a woman was killed by her ex-husband after getting a RO agaisnt him and moving to a location that he "didn't know". After he stabbed her a couple dozen times, the Libs all around here were shocked that it happened because there was a RO.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:30 PM (BXLPR)

1011 (considering the company I'm reserving my full opinion on lawyers, but I will say it seems to me to be a clear conflict of interest to let them write the laws.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:30 PM (yh0zB)

1012 Had another odd Friday night moment tonight.  It was raining already but thunderstorms not arrived yet.  Was in the bathroom brushing teeth and I hear what sounds like tires breaking traction..  I peeked out window of darkened kitchen and sure enough I see headlights to a stationary car on the road just 30ft from the house.  By the time I had put a rain poncho on, put sneakers on, grabbed cell-phone, and CX-4 to investigate outside; the car was gone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:31 PM (eEbJY)

1013 Drudge: BOXOFFICE SURPRISE: 'WHITE HOUSE DOWN' OPENS IN 4TH PLACE...




Excellent. Movie's another Obo fluff piece starring mini-Murphy as the Nicorette poppin' Soul Brother No 1.

And the villains? Right wing mercenaries. Cause that happens.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2013 01:26 AM


WTF were they thinking, releasing what moviegoers saw 2 months ago with Olympus Falls, without the fapworthy moment of seeing Ashley Judd get bumped off

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 08:31 PM (/9IC1)

1014 Country Singer is on twitter and said to tell everyone hello. He's out at a bar, being a moron,

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:32 PM (jjvz+)

1015
Legalese bullshit. So when you kill the asshole, you can tell the jury "I knew he was a threat, I did everything I could to avoid this"

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 01:25 AM (jIaZt)



in my experience, it makes the psycho go batshit crazy on you. Kinda counter productive. I have no faith in the system either BTW. they can spin it so your self defense is just premeditation... of course i live in california, so that could be the problem.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:32 PM (r7Ddb)

1016 This is also why high-capacity magazines are very much needed. "buy a shotgun .. buy a shotgun" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEd6MNihlg

Posted by: Joe "Do You Know Who's On Your Patio?" Biden at June 28, 2013 08:32 PM (SR6ks)

1017 Ladies, if there is a stalker, remember--keep pulling the trigger until it's empty, and you were never so scared in your life.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 01:26 AM (sQ0LB)



And remember, you didn't shoot to kill, you just wanted him to stop, ohgodwhydidn'thejustSTOP!!! sob

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:33 PM (yh0zB)

1018 Grrr, trying to make a linkto the group I created, but pixy won't let me.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:34 PM (wsGWu)

1019 1009 (considering the company I'm reserving my full opinion on lawyers, but I will say it seems to me to be a clear conflict of interest to let them write the laws.) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 01:30 AM (yh0zB) I don't see the issue in theory. (Practicality is another argument) This happens all the time. Who sets your treatment options? Doctors do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)

1020 1002 Woo hoo!

An honest to goodness ONT like the old days.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 01:28 AM (jjvz+)


I KNOW!!!! this is awesome!!!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:34 PM (r7Ddb)

1021 OK, this is still an area that I'm confused about: why the exception for "rape"? I'm sure that when people hear "incest" they imagine some kid getting molested by a relative... but wouldn't that also be covered under "rape"? If the incest was consentual, then why make exceptions for it? Why would a child conceived of incest not be worthy of protecting, when a child conceived of non-consanguineous sex is worthy of protecting? The only reason I could see is because there might be genetic problems... but if so, why not allow abortions for women who conceive who are older, who actually have a greater chance of having a child with problems than a woman who conceived due to incest? Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2013 01:24 AM (Vk2pI) I am only saying it because IF the girl was raped or there was incest, then the police should be looking into it and investigating. Only actual cases of rape or incest should be treated as such.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:35 PM (BXLPR)

1022 And remember, you didn't shoot to kill, you just wanted him to stop, ohgodwhydidn'thejustSTOP!!! sob **** EXACTLY! I just wanted to STOP HIM!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:35 PM (jjvz+)

1023

http://tinyurl.com/o5wmk27

Bam. Morons4life.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:35 PM (wsGWu)

1024 As my CCW instructor told us, shoot until the threat is stopped.  OF course, with adrenaline pumping, I might need several head shots to be assured that the threat is stopped.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 08:35 PM (sQ0LB)

1025 Anna, it might just be time to find a good realtor. Stay safe.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 28, 2013 08:35 PM (jIaZt)

1026 Have any of Vince Flynn's books been made into movies? That would be a start. It's not my genre, in movies, but I love the shit out of the books, because they're quiet.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 08:36 PM (XyrkB)

1027 I am only saying it because IF the girl was raped or there was incest, then the police should be looking into it and investigating. Only actual cases of rape or incest should be treated as such. *** the bill which was in Congress stated that a police report must be filed for cases of rape or incest when seeking a late-term abortion. Still, why doesn't Plan B take care of rape?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:36 PM (jjvz+)

1028 The respect badder predators.  Have you read the Burke novels?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2013 08:37 PM (CMlD4)

1029 TPH, the exception isn't about the worth of the child. It's because people feel worse about telling a rape victim that she has to have the baby than they would the average abortion seeker.

And I am all for abortion in the case of rape or incest, but I want to make sure that the police investigate all those cases.

I'm not, which I state so as not to hide my postion. But my question on your position is a practical one: How would that work?

Should a woman seeking a rape exception for an abortion have to file charges against the attacker, get a conviction, or just swearsies that it was rape? In the first and last case you're back to the language about health of the mother, in which case, suddenly every abortion in the country becomes the result of a 'rape'.

In the case where authorities somehow become aware of the identity of the father of a 'deemed rape' baby, then what?

If she has to wait for a conviction first, then one runs into the problem of how fast the legal system turns. I doubt that's workable.

I suspect if abortions were ever generally banned such an exception would be involved so sorting out those answers might be useful, eventually.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 08:37 PM (hO9ad)

1030

"Still, why doesn't Plan B take care of rape?"

It's just not 100% effective.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:38 PM (wsGWu)

1031 DC the answer to that is no.  If I moved further out into the country, I would need carrier pigeons for communications.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:38 PM (eEbJY)

1032 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 01:32 AM (r7Ddb) Come hang out with your friend in Florida. One thing you can say about ol Jeb, he and his R state house brought the fucking hammer down on punishing criminals. Also cemented Stand Your Ground. Hell, not only do you not have to retreat, you authorized to use deadly force in the event that you reasonably believe that the assailent is or is about to cause great bodily harm.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:38 PM (GEICT)

1033 Country Singer is on twitter and said to tell everyone hello. He's out at a bar, being a moron, Tell him to livestream a show!

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 08:40 PM (SR6ks)

1034 A healthy dinner of a sandwich and a banana .... and a vanilla ice cream drumstick ....

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 08:40 PM (Jv4FA)

1035 1004  As written that's HORRIBLE advice, especially from a lawyer

Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 08:40 PM (albkL)

1036 Who sets your treatment options? Doctors do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:34 AM (GEICT)



But you can get a second opinion, or ignore a doctors recommendations. Maybe not smart, but you can. Laws, notsomuch (note the lack of the term "options"). (And IMO, politicians have given lawyers a bad rap, cause so many of the bastards are lawyers.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:40 PM (yh0zB)

1037 Evening Adriane

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:40 PM (eEbJY)

1038 Hell, not only do you not have to retreat, you authorized to use deadly force in the event that you reasonably believe that the assailent is or is about to cause great bodily harm. *** You don't even have to wait for them to break in and be on top of you. Imminent threat also means that they are attempting to gain entry to your house.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:40 PM (jjvz+)

1039 WTF were they thinking, releasing what moviegoers saw 2 months ago with Olympus Falls, without the fapworthy moment of seeing Ashley Judd get bumped off Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2013 01:31 AM (/9IC1) They were probably hoping that the SyFy channel would pick it up.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:41 PM (BXLPR)

1040 I'm 20-35 posts behind at all times. I just type because drinking/who cares?

I'm behind by a couple hundred some days. You can get away with that if the commenter is still around to respond (frequently the case if it's still the top thread) or if your response is humorous.

TheDude will respond to comments on the gaming thread even if it's been dead an hour, but you might have to wait a bit to see it.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 08:41 PM (hO9ad)

1041 980 yeah. i cant understand people who say "get a restraining order" like a paper from a judge is a magic shield that solves everything! usually it works more like a challenge or a double-dog-dare.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 01:21 AM (r7Ddb)



I view it as the first step in building a case for self defense down the road.

You have documented, court approved proof that this person was a danger to you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:23 AM (GEICT)



They could easily skip a few steps.



Judge says [to both] "This a .38 Colt Detective Special. It has an effective range of maybe 25-30 yards. It is loaded." [to protection order person] "You are hereby ordered to stay more than 50 yards away from this other person, to whom I will give the gun in 20 minutes. Scram." [to protectee] "If you get him with this gun, you're golden."

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 08:41 PM (T1005)

1042 If I moved further out into the country, I would need carrier pigeons for communications. The Belgians once proposed using cats to deliver letters instead ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 08:41 PM (Jv4FA)

1043 I miss bacon. The surgeon did a kickass job when mine simply stopped working.

I'm glad my bacon still works.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 08:42 PM (kVfSG)

1044 Or all these White House movies were filmed on the assumption Romney would win.  They doth project too much?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:42 PM (eEbJY)

1045

I can't tell because it just sends me to the owners page,did my link work?> (and swearsies, it's not pron this time )

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:43 PM (wsGWu)

1046 I have to say, a fence all around the perimeter, and a gate, has kept us free from marauders. It's expensive, but well worth it. These and an alarm system were installed after having been burgled in broad daylight right after we moved in. They didn't get too much, because we had workmen nearby, but it was horrible. Fuckers.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 08:43 PM (XyrkB)

1047 Last time I was part of a 1000+ post was when Tspeedbump and his little terrorist brother were on the run. Seems like it was six in the morning before we hit this mark

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 08:43 PM (z7jvd)

1048 The Belgians once proposed using cats to deliver letters instead ... *** As the mother to 6 cats that made me laugh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:43 PM (jjvz+)

1049 I might need several head shots to be assured that the threat is stopped.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 01:35 AM (sQ0LB)



Two to the head, you know he's dead.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:43 PM (yh0zB)

1050 Last time I was part of a 1000+ post was when Tspeedbump and his little terrorist brother were on the run. Seems like it was six in the morning before we hit this mark ** It used to happen on a fairly regular basis, and then SPLAT! Things just sort of died off around here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:44 PM (jjvz+)

1051 NDH, yeah.  Got four furry minions.  Get them to do anything like carry letters.  New source of confetti anyone? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:44 PM (eEbJY)

1052 Was going to ask if the Brett Baier Benghazi will be replayed tomorrow, but then realized 'What does it matter?' Nothing will happen with it, nor the IRS, etc. Gadsden Flag will be flown on 'Dependence Day'

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 08:44 PM (8FeS+)

1053 Anna! Should you happen to order Scrivener for Dummies you will be treated to a hilarious cartoon of 2 people looking at index cards on the wall and the man saying to the women ... Do you only use these index cards for stories or does the monster really bake a pineapple bundt cake at this point?

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 08:45 PM (Jv4FA)

1054
Hell, not only do you not have to retreat, you authorized to use deadly force in the event that you reasonably believe that the assailent is or is about to cause great bodily harm.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:38 AM (GEICT)


texas is great about that too, depending on the county. i have a super good friend in Fla as well as one in Tx who would love me as neighbors, but sadly the farm out here is underwater and so i gotta suffer a few more years till i own it. hope the ol US can hold on long enough ...as for the stalkers i think they fear my spouse and some of my beloved friends. The psycho has been put on notice that anything weird happens here and they will hold it against him.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:45 PM (r7Ddb)

1055 Cats to deliver letters? What could possibly go wrong...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (yh0zB)

1056 TPH, the exception isn't about the worth of the child. It's because people feel worse about telling a rape victim that she has to have the baby than they would the average abortion seeker. Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2013 01:37 AM (hO9ad) I'm not talking about rape. I'm talking about consensual sex between close relatives. Aside from, the question of whether it should be illegal or not, I'm just wondering why it is treated like rape, when unlike rape the sex was consensual. While Incest may involve rape, it does not necessarily mean that it was non-consensual, and the lumping of the two together I do not understand.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (Vk2pI)

1057 But you can get a second opinion, or ignore a doctors recommendations. Maybe not smart, but you can. Laws, notsomuch (note the lack of the term "options"). (And IMO, politicians have given lawyers a bad rap, cause so many of the bastards are lawyers.) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 01:40 AM (yh0zB) But it's the same thing. Doc lays out your course of treatment. You say no. Doc says this is what it is. You gotta do this to get better. You say no. You get sicker and probably die. Actions and Consequences.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (GEICT)

1058
Do you only use these index cards for stories or does the monster really bake a pineapple bundt cake at this point?

Posted by: Adriane... at June 29, 2013 01:45 AM (Jv4FA)



my monster would.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (r7Ddb)

1059 Alex the Chick, if you're still here your name was mentioned on one of today's thread by a dyslexic moron as "Axel the Chick"

We had some fun with that one

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (/9IC1)

1060 A couple of years ago a woman was killed by her ex-husband after getting a RO agaisnt him and moving to a location that he "didn't know". After he stabbed her a couple dozen times, the Libs all around here were shocked that it happened because there was a RO. Posted by: Ashley Judd's

There was a local assault and battery on a women by an ex at her new, safe location.  He got her address from the RO court paperwork.  Oopps!

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (CMlD4)

1061 Adriane, LOL

As long as the hero does not eat pineapple upside down cake, they should live to the end of the story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:46 PM (eEbJY)

1062 Maybe if you incorporated a trebuchet with your cat-mail plan ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 08:47 PM (SR6ks)

1063 1022 As my CCW instructor told us, shoot until the threat is stopped. OF course, with adrenaline pumping, I might need several head shots to be assured that the threat is stopped. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 01:35 AM (sQ0LB) Reminds me of a golf story. A guy was playing golf with his wife and she was on the tee box just wasting time. He got pissed off and decided to go ahead and drive. His drive hit her in the temple and killed her. When the paramedics got their they asked what happened, and he told them. One of the paramedics asked why there was a golf ball lodged in her ass. He replied, "that was my mulligan".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:47 PM (BXLPR)

1064 Here in NC the law USED to be that if there was someone kicking your door down you could shoot them through the door, but if they got in and they weren't actively trying to cause you physical harm you couldn't. The law has since been changed to recognize the fact that someone inside your house without your permission isn't there to do you any favors.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:47 PM (yh0zB)

1065 Was going to ask if the Brett Baier Benghazi will be replayed tomorrow, but then realized 'What does it matter?' Nothing will happen with it, nor the IRS, etc. Gadsden Flag will be flown on 'Dependence Day' *** Baier tweeted tonight that they are talking to survivors now. Some are afraid in general, some are afraid of losing their jobs, others are writing books. He said that they are close to getting them to go on-camera.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:48 PM (jjvz+)

1066 1023 Anna, it might just be time to find a good realtor. Stay safe.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 29, 2013 01:35 AM (jIaZt)



I'm confused -- is that the one with the pointy ears and the goatee, or with just the pointy ears?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 08:48 PM (T1005)

1067
WTF were they thinking, releasing what moviegoers saw 2 months ago with Olympus Falls, without the fapworthy moment of seeing Ashley Judd get bumped off

Posted by: kbdabear




Watching Olypus Has Fallen as time allows today.  Liking it.  Aside from watching the puffy-one returning to her watery kingdom, it has Arrowman from the Avengers movie and that other guy from the last Batman.

Besides, DC and the White House get blasted to hell, and unsurprisingly that fits my mood this weekend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2013 08:48 PM (kdS6q)

1068 The law has since been changed to recognize the fact that someone inside your house without your permission isn't there to do you any favors. ** they aren't there to bake you a cake

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:48 PM (jjvz+)

1069 my monster would. :-)))

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 08:49 PM (Jv4FA)

1070 Or all these White House movies were filmed on the assumption Romney would win. They doth project too much?

That what I figured on the first one. This one is clearly about a black President who becomes an action hero, so not so much.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 08:49 PM (hO9ad)

1071 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 01:45 AM (r7Ddb) Did I mention there's a boatload of military/LEO in our neighborhood? And that my wife occasionally sits for three different cop kids? Oh, and there's a stable about 2 minutes away.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:50 PM (GEICT)

1072 Gushka  remember what Spock2 said to Sulu-2 if he met with an untimely end?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:50 PM (eEbJY)

1073 RO=gun free zone=magic!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 08:50 PM (XyrkB)

1074 Baier tweeted tonight that they are talking to survivors now. Some are afraid in general, some are afraid of losing their jobs, others are writing books. He said that they are close to getting them to go on-camera. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 01:48 AM (jjvz+) Thanks NDH, but still nothing will happen. (I'm in depressed/fuck it mode right now)

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 08:50 PM (8FeS+)

1075 The law has since been changed to recognize the fact that someone inside your house without your permission isn't there to do you any favors. Well there go my Unexpected Giada Breakfast fantasies.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 08:51 PM (SR6ks)

1076 they aren't there to bake you a cake I like pie better, anyway ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 08:52 PM (Jv4FA)

1077 Actions and Consequences.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:46 AM (GEICT)



Like getting into a discussion with a guy that is trained to be able to make a compelling argument from either side of an issue? I'm going to take the the "(Practicality is another argument)" statement and eeeeease on out of this one. Self preservation and all, I'm sure you understand.



(docs can't put you in jail for ignoring their recommendations)



(dammit i just keep getting sucked into this, don't i)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:52 PM (yh0zB)

1078
As the mother to 6 cats that made me laugh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 01:43 AM (jjvz+)



mine would just lie down and refuse to move if you put a harness or letter on them. and no telling WHERE they would go. perhaps under Tiny House or on top of the barn roof?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 08:53 PM (r7Ddb)

1079 There was a local assault and battery on a women by an ex at her new, safe location. He got her address from the RO court paperwork. Oopps! Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2013 01:46 AM (CMlD4) Our local newspaper posted online all CCW holders in Virginia home addresses. Several women's ex's found them through the website. But our paper did it because "guns evil" and shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 08:53 PM (BXLPR)

1080 Hmmmm.....Ambien was a go and now things are getting....twitchy. If I disappear suddenly, I'm passed out facedown in Ruffles and French Onion Dip.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)

1081 Cop looking at body face first in the French Onion Dip, "So Doc, how did the mug die?"

Coroner shakes his head sadly, "He tried to snort a line of dip."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:55 PM (eEbJY)

1082 If I disappear suddenly, I'm passed out facedown in Ruffles and French Onion Dip. This citizen's explanation is correct.

Posted by: PRISM at June 28, 2013 08:55 PM (SR6ks)

1083 Alright all, I'm starting to fade too. I put the link to the abortion group up in the Texas/Wisconsin thread over in the Yahoo group. G'night everyone.

Posted by: Lauren at June 28, 2013 08:55 PM (wsGWu)

1084 Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst is saying some members of the media might get arrested for inciting a riot in connection with the abortion filibuster. http://tinyurl.com/qzo2424

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 08:56 PM (Vk2pI)

1085 Like getting into a discussion with a guy that is trained to be able to make a compelling argument from either side of an issue? I'm going to take the the "(Practicality is another argument)" statement and eeeeease on out of this one. Self preservation and all, I'm sure you understand. (docs can't put you in jail for ignoring their recommendations) (dammit i just keep getting sucked into this, don't i) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 29, 2013 01:52 AM (yh0zB) Hahaha. If it helps I was a shitty law school student, something about being "too hung up on right and wrong." (Direct quote from a professor) Plus I like you. I prefer the EoJ method of ensuring that those I don't like know about it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:56 PM (GEICT)

1086 If I disappear suddenly, I'm passed out facedown in Ruffles and French Onion Dip. Are the Ruffles attached to a French Maid Costume? If so, carry on, carry on ....

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 08:56 PM (Jv4FA)

1087 1029 DC the answer to that is no. If I moved further out into the country, I would need carrier pigeons for communications. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 29, 2013 01:38 AM (eEbJY)



And then how would you slay orcs and spiders in Neverwinter?  

How goes the taming of the Scrivener?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 28, 2013 08:56 PM (/g8rp)

1088 1078 Hmmmm.....Ambien was a go and now things are getting....twitchy. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:53 AM (GEICT) drink that water on your nightstand Ok, that's getting old and weird.

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 08:56 PM (8FeS+)

1089 If I disappear suddenly, I'm passed out facedown in Ruffles and French Onion Dip *** Ruffles and French Onion dip sound delicious right now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 08:57 PM (jjvz+)

1090 Our local newspaper posted online all CCW holders in Virginia home addresses. Several women's ex's found them through the website.

But our paper did it because "guns evil" and shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 29, 2013 01:53 AM (BXLPR)



Ours did, too, and then they said "But we didn't publish your names, so it's all good!" They also didn't publish street numbers, just the street names. Nice to know this neighborhood is so well armed, though (the street is only a block long), as is the next street over.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 08:57 PM (yh0zB)

1091 We'll have it another day GGE. I'm fading fast. Not really in a place where I can coherently argue in depth issues.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 08:57 PM (GEICT)

1092 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 01:48 AM (jjvz+) I swear, if I was in a position to call the administration out, I would. People are so weak. Like Dennis Prager says, courage is the most rare character trait.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 08:58 PM (XyrkB)

1093 Neverwinter would be a never game.  But right now Lvl 40 on current character.

Gone through the tutorial.  Eeehhh.  Corkboard needs a target for darts.  About to just write short story in it before Camp kicks off.  Need 3k to 9k for story submission.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 08:58 PM (eEbJY)

1094 They are making a Captain Planet movie: http://tinyurl.com/oys2oq7 *Facepalm*

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 09:00 PM (Vk2pI)

1095 I swear, if I was in a position to call the administration out, I would. People are so weak. Like Dennis Prager says, courage is the most rare character trait. *** Individuals, in great numbers, can do great things. The problem is that, today, people are consumed with their own self-preservation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:00 PM (jjvz+)

1096 Are the Ruffles attached to a French Maid Costume? If so, carry on, carry on .... Posted by: Adriane... at June 29, 2013 01:56 AM (Jv4FA) I wish. My wife was complaining about the house one day and blurted out "I want a damn maid." My immediate response was "Absolutely. Only one caveat. She has to look like Eva Longoria. Oh, two. THe second is she absolutely must wear the costume. At all times."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)

1097 Mentioned Capt Kirk on an email discussion list today, and one woman mentioned how her 13 year old self developed a huge crush on Kirk

I replied to her; ".. and Capt Kirk would be happy to return your love because he knew when the Five Year Mission was over you'd be 18 ..

Even Mr Spock was fascinated by Kirk's encyclopedic knowledge of the age of consent on every planet in the galaxy"




Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 09:01 PM (/9IC1)

1098 something about being "too hung up on right and wrong." (Direct quote from a professor)

Plus I like you. I prefer the EoJ method of ensuring that those I don't like know about it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 29, 2013 01:56 AM (GEICT)




*sliiiiides the onion dip over to the right*



Too bad there aren't more like you then, there would likely be a lot fewer lawyer jokes (and the EoJ method is crude but effective, not to mention, usually high-larious).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 09:01 PM (yh0zB)

1099
I swear, if I was in a position to call the administration out, I would. People are so weak. Like Dennis Prager says, courage is the most rare character trait.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 29, 2013 01:58 AM (XyrkB) 



i keep saying this, things they love were threatened DIRECTLY. Only way to shut that kind of man up. Not their pension, not the job, things like the only damn human they care about in the world, their mom's house, the daughter, shit like that.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 09:01 PM (r7Ddb)

1100 I'm not talking about rape. I'm talking about consensual sex between close relatives.

Sorry, I misread your previous comment then.

If your concerned about the life of the child, I don't know how you get there. If your looking at the mother, my guess would be because an incest 'victim' is seen similarly to a statutory rape victim regardless of whether she sees herself as such. My further guess is that the set of consenting adult couples engaging in incest that seek abortions is vanishingly small, I don't know if there are any stats on that sort of thing.

That the language in bills persists may be out of a fear that the author will be accused of being pro-incest if they don't include it.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 09:01 PM (hO9ad)

1101 TPH, what could go wrong with such a movie?  Underage kids hearing a voice commanding them to commit acts of sabotage and destruction.

And the Children Shall Lead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 09:02 PM (eEbJY)

1102 NDH - I know... Been around these parts for quite a while. Disappeared and came back with a different handle. I can't believe it took close to 1100 posts for a Giada reference.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 09:02 PM (z7jvd)

1103 That the language in bills persists may be out of a fear that the author will be accused of being pro-incest if they don't include it. Posted by: Methos at June 29, 2013 02:01 AM (hO9ad) Well, after they declaring that sex between two men or two women is a Constitutional right, it's only a matter of time before they throw the incest prohibition out the window. It's hard to support one while attacking the other.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 09:03 PM (Vk2pI)

1104 1092 They are making a Captain Planet movie:  http://tinyurl.com/oys2oq7  *Facepalm* 

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2013 02:00 AM (Vk2pI)


... Live action?  /boggle.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 28, 2013 09:04 PM (/g8rp)

1105 When I said that I was for abortion in cases of rape or incest, I meant real rape or incest. Rape or incest that is reported to the police, not political rape or incest which is 99% of sex according to the Donk politicians. The number of pregnancies that come about from rape or incest is so minute. The DOJ said over 64000 women were raped in 04-05 with 3300 becoming pregnant, 3300 is a very small subset of close to 1000000.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 09:04 PM (BXLPR)

1106 Alright folks, I'm out. Tomorrow will be a day to do some cleaning (the wife would kill me if she saw this place) and then hopefully heading to a new (to me) range not far from my house.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 09:04 PM (GEICT)

1107 NDH - I know... Been around these parts for quite a while. Disappeared and came back with a different handle. I can't believe it took close to 1100 posts for a Giada reference. *** What was your prior handle?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:04 PM (jjvz+)

1108 TPH, what could go wrong with such a movie? Underage kids hearing a voice commanding them to commit acts of sabotage and destruction. And the Children Shall Lead. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 29, 2013 02:02 AM (eEbJY) They are getting that in the classroom now with all the "Praise Obama" indoctrinated.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 09:04 PM (Vk2pI)

1109 But our paper did it because "guns evil" and shit. Posted by: Ashley Judd's

woah, I missed that and I'm in Virginia.  Which paper?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2013 09:05 PM (CMlD4)

1110 Eyes....getting...blurry....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:06 PM (jjvz+)

1111 TPH - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708417/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 09:07 PM (eEbJY)

1112 They are making a Captain Planet movie:

Don Cheadle in...green-blue face?

I hope Don Cheadle from Iron Man 2 kicks his ass.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 09:07 PM (hO9ad)

1113 I climb aboard and the post goes all "heady".  Restraining orders and infanticide, lest Teh Benghazi.

...gee whiz.  At least I can go back to the link to "Weasel-Stomping Day" by Weird Al.

It isn't that "heady" is above me or below me, I'm just sipping my third Budweiser, searching for sleep after a loooong day and, you know, East Coast.
 I'm looking for that Moron sensibility that feels like I'm throwing toilet paper over some douchebag's trees and house.  (Egging goes too far.  I have chalky aluminum siding and I've personally washed that shit professionally.  Nobody needs that.)

-There's no excuse for infanticide.  I'm a recent convert and I've read all the arguments on a daily basis.  Killing kids is beyond ignorant.  It is criminal.  Period.

-Get a gun and keep it safe-but-handy.  There are tons of gizmos out there and this site is the best place to find people who know about them.

-Benghazi was this administration's ignorance played to its ultimate end.  They "Lead From Behind" by apologizing and catering.  *boom*, then, *boom*, then *boom*.  There will certainly be three more *booms* before these fools get out of power.

...anyone else like baseball?



Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:07 PM (lq3Ak)

1114 Getting back to what sparked the whole lawyer discussion, though, if you carry, and I'm dead serious here, talk to your local criminal defense attorneys and see what their views on gun control are. If you find one that carries himself/herself, retain them immediately. A good lawyer is kinda like having a gun on you, you pray you don't need it but if you ever do, it's best to know you can depend on it.


Sleep well and dream of ruffle wearing maids BC.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 09:08 PM (yh0zB)

1115 ...and now I'm fifty posts behind.  No Big Deal.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:08 PM (lq3Ak)

1116 The BBC special about the 6th Doctor (Colin Baker) is tomorrow. The episode they are showing is the one where political leader has absolute power... but must put himself to a vote every week by the people who decide whether to keep him or immediately execute him.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 09:08 PM (Vk2pI)

1117 or French maids with Ruffles?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 09:08 PM (eEbJY)

1118 A 1000 posts is killing the tablet

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2013 09:09 PM (CMlD4)

1119 A 1000 posts is killing the tablet *** Do you have an 'end page' program?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:10 PM (jjvz+)

1120 I am out.  After 1am for me.

Oyasumi minna.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 09:10 PM (eEbJY)

1121 Goodnight Anna

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:11 PM (jjvz+)

1122 "1000 posts is killing the tablet"
*****

Desktop towers aren't "dead", merely "cost-effective".

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:11 PM (lq3Ak)

1123 Goodnight Anna Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:11 AM (jjvz+) Ditto.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at June 28, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)

1124 Gushka, you're right. Fuckin thugs. I knew this, and still spouted off. I guess I don't want to think of it. That has to explain CJ Roberts. Has to.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 28, 2013 09:12 PM (XyrkB)

1125 Well, after they declaring that sex between two men or two women is a Constitutional right, it's only a matter of time before they throw the incest prohibition out the window. It's hard to support one while attacking the other. Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2013 02:03 AM (Vk2pI) Couple of weeks ago the "victim du jour" of the left was an 18 year old girl charged with statutory rape of a 15 year old girl. Well, the left fudged the numbers because the 15 year old in question had just turned 15. She was 14 when the 18 year old had sex with her. But it was okay because they were lesbians and it was just the 14 year old's homophobe parents that were getting back at her. Now the new cause celebre is a 47 year old man accused of sodomizing a 17 year old girl here in Virginia. The evil Ken Cuccinelli is doing it because he hates oral sex and the buttsechs, not because the guy is a predator.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 09:12 PM (BXLPR)

1126 or French maids with Ruffles?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 29, 2013 02:08 AM (eEbJY)



French maids wearing nothing but Ruffles...



OK, I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 28, 2013 09:12 PM (yh0zB)

1127 AP will be back in 5..4..3..

Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 09:12 PM (8FeS+)

1128 A good lawyer's card should reside right next to your CCW permit.  His cell phone number should be on it, along with the cell of his junior partners.  Getting a personal liability policy isn't a bad idea either, mines not much.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2013 09:15 PM (CMlD4)

1129

My cousin has used a Captain Planet costume for multiple Halloween parties.

 

Got him laid every time.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 09:16 PM (sQ0LB)

1130 woah, I missed that and I'm in Virginia. Which paper? Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2013 02:05 AM (CMlD4) The Roanoke Times. It makes the Washington Post and New York Times look like Investors Business Daily.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2013 09:16 PM (BXLPR)

1131 GGE - I remember when the Roanoke paper did that a few years back. Did a NC rag do it too, or were you referencing that? Sad when it happened, but won't be the last time. NDH - it was "frankly" im going to guess 8 years ago or so? Seems like an eternity. Ace actually quoted me on the front page a couple times, so I guess I wasn't such an outcast at the time.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 09:17 PM (z7jvd)

1132 Now that the Supreme Court has overturned the DOMA, you can all eat the bones!!!!!!

Posted by: KFC at June 28, 2013 09:17 PM (BXLPR)

1133 "Got him laid every time."
*****

...and I had to buy a tanning salon.  FML.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:18 PM (lq3Ak)

1134

I scored 35 on the libertarian quiz, drive a Subaru, don't own a single gun and think Chapel Hill, NC is the greatest town on earth.

 

What am I doing hanging with you morons? I'm a frickin' commie. Actually, my therapist says I may have multiple personalities, but we think he's wrong and one of us wants to kill him.

 

Also, I scored a perfect 100 in couch fucking, but my recliner just wants to be friends.

Posted by: Moron in a Creepy Ass Snuggie at June 28, 2013 09:19 PM (Ks4nX)

1135 "Also, I scored a perfect 100 in couch fucking, but my recliner just wants to be friends."

...tease.  That thing goes down on everyone.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:21 PM (lq3Ak)

1136 Night all. Here is "The White Rabbit" by The Cosmic Dead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CktwQNpwNU

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2013 09:22 PM (Vk2pI)

1137 Desktop towers aren't "dead", merely "cost-effective".Posted by: Slapweasel at June 29, 2013 02:11 AM (lq3Ak)
Long live the grandpa box.
http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-08-03

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2013 09:24 PM (kVfSG)

1138

Also, I scored a perfect 100 in couch fucking, but my recliner just wants to be friends.

Posted by: Moron in a Creepy Ass Snuggie at June 29, 2013 02:19 AM (Ks4nX)

 

Now that is some quality commenting there.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2013 09:25 PM (sQ0LB)

1139 Good evening/morning fellow Morons.  Thanks to NDH for keeping me updated while I was at the bar.  One of my future projects is learning the bagpipes.  My immediate project is sleeping off all this beer.

Also, why has my link to the American Conservative Party been banned?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:25 PM (U22Yw)

1140 1122 Gushka, you're right. Fuckin thugs. I knew this, and still spouted off. I guess I don't want to think of it. That has to explain CJ Roberts. Has to.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 29, 2013 02:12 AM (XyrkB)


im pretty certain of it. and Petraeus too. what happened to him was just a warning. Because if they can expose your mistress, that means they know when your daughter goes out to jog, and where. Thats the REAL threat.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 09:27 PM (r7Ddb)

1141 France will never learn.  They think they might, but they won't...

http://tinyurl.com/nd3axyu

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:28 PM (lq3Ak)

1142 This house is taking its sweet-assed time cooling down. It's 11:30 here and still 73 on the main thermostat. It was 75 two hours ago. I'll probably get sleepy around 71.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 09:28 PM (T1005)

1143

JeremiahWeed.

 

'nuff said.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 09:30 PM (jqHOY)

1144 And now I'm just testing to see if the link in my sig is banned.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:30 PM (U22Yw)

1145 1138 1122
Gushka, you're right. Fuckin thugs. I knew this, and still spouted off. I
guess I don't want to think of it. That has to explain CJ Roberts. Has
to.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 29, 2013 02:12 AM (XyrkB)

im pretty certain of it. and Petraeus too. what happened to him was just a warning. Because if they can expose your mistress, that means they know when your daughter goes out to jog, and where. Thats the REAL threat.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 02:27 AM (r7Ddb)



And will be until someone goes all Keyser Soze on them....which the press will thoroughly bury.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 09:30 PM (T1005)

1146 Hmmm, very interesting.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:31 PM (U22Yw)

1147 cthulhu at June 29, 2013 02:28 AM (T1005) I wasn't kidding about watering the house. I have a west facing wall with absolute bare minimum insulation and I was out twice today to water the wall and the roof. Prolly will again before I go to bed ... 102 over here ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 09:31 PM (Jv4FA)

1148 Good evening/morning fellow Morons. Thanks to NDH for keeping me updated while I was at the bar. One of my future projects is learning the bagpipes. My immediate project is sleeping off all this beer. Also, why has my link to the American Conservative Party been banned? *** Hi there. I don't know about the link. Did the url contain img in it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:31 PM (jjvz+)

1149 dangit! the letters i,m,g in it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:32 PM (jjvz+)

1150 NDH, it's in my sig, but the first time I tried to post, I got a notification that it was banned.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:32 PM (U22Yw)

1151 I wasn't kidding about watering the house. I have a west facing wall with absolute bare minimum insulation and I was out twice today to water the wall and the roof. Prolly will again before I go to bed ... *** Are you worried about fire? If so, can't you put a sprinkler up there and put it on a timer?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:33 PM (jjvz+)

1152
And will be until someone goes all Keyser Soze on them....which the press will thoroughly bury.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2013 02:30 AM (T1005)



perhaps not. thinking of someone in particular. if its splashy enough and theres optics that play with those disinclined to read (like digital recordings of Woods and Doherty's throat mics, begging for help and being told its denied)  then it will get play. It will be interesting to see what turns up. it will take a man convinced he has nothing to lose.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 09:34 PM (r7Ddb)

1153

Also, libertarian test is crap, things exist on a continuum of relativity, probability, and the degree to which 100 proof affects the brain.

But mostly the last bit.

Only anarchists could get more than a 60 on that damn test, and anarchism is the split second before despotism. So it's stupid. And the test is stupid. And there's still half a bottle left to go.

 

 

l8r h8rz

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 09:34 PM (jqHOY)

1154 Probably a pixy screwup minor malfunction.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:34 PM (U22Yw)

1155 NDH, it's in my sig, but the first time I tried to post, I got a notification that it was banned. *** Is there a particular article?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:35 PM (jjvz+)

1156
Are you worried about fire? If so, can't you put a sprinkler up there and put it on a timer?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:33 AM (jjvz+)



wish i could do that with the horses. I will be hosing overheated nags all day long. Its a good thing for them i love em.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 09:35 PM (r7Ddb)

1157 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:33 AM (jjvz+)

I've been seen spraying down the bricks on my house,  much to the chagrin of my landlord...he pays my water bill.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:36 PM (U22Yw)

1158 wish i could do that with the horses. I will be hosing overheated nags all day long. Its a good thing for them i love em. *** they are Blessed to have you

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:37 PM (jjvz+)

1159 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:35 AM (jjvz+)

Nope, just the link that's showing now.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:37 PM (U22Yw)

1160 For any of you with Independence Day parties coming up, I've got one helluva "Hairy Buffalo" recipe.  It involves either an extra refrigerator -or- a shelf capable of holding three gallons of fruit-and al-kee-haul, mixed, overnight, preferably 24 hours.


Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:37 PM (lq3Ak)

1161 He was talking about cooling down the house when the A/C is out. Probably would help while it's working, tho.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 09:37 PM (z7jvd)

1162
they are Blessed to have you

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:37 AM (jjvz+)



awwww. they bless me too. its a win win relationship...mostly.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 09:38 PM (r7Ddb)

1163 Are you worried about fire? If so, can't you put a sprinkler up there and put it on a timer? No ... when I go to bed the wall is hot to the touch just from the sun. (on a normal day) We went to high heat advisory today & I figured to keep the wall a little bit cooler than usual if only to get some sleep tonight ... So, evap cooling for the house ... instead of inside the house ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 09:38 PM (Jv4FA)

1164 High post count in the ONT. Everybody staying home with the AC cranked up?

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 09:39 PM (kcfmt)

1165

I lied. Tried to read wall of text. Just got the sense that Alex was teasing all the boys. Naughty.

When's the moron horde invading the people's democratic socialist republic of maryland, anyways? Whatever, like I'll be conscious to read it. 'Ol brer Jimmy Weed's a backstabbin bastard. Sneaks up like.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 09:39 PM (jqHOY)

1166 1145 cthulhu at June 29, 2013 02:28 AM (T1005)

I wasn't kidding about watering the house.

I have a west facing wall with absolute bare minimum insulation and I was out twice today to water the wall and the roof.

Prolly will again before I go to bed ...

102 over here ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 29, 2013 02:31 AM (Jv4FA)



We're actually pretty good -- the whole-house fan has blown all the heat out of the attic, the west wall of the house is covered with grapevines and kiwifruit, and the air coming in is mostly cooler. If I were to do anything, I should put the hose on "drip" on the ground near the open patio wing-door so I'm not sucking heat off the pavers and getting evaporative cooling instead....but that would require going outside.



Problem is, weather underground is saying that it's 69.8 degrees, and there just isn't enough temperature differential to rapidly drop the temp inside of the house. I can suck in as much 70 degree air as I want, but each cubic foot will only cool a smidge of walls, furniture, and floor before it's the same temp as all the other air in here.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 09:39 PM (T1005)

1167 Posted by: shredded chi at June 29, 2013 02:37 AM (z7jvd)

Haven't turned on the A/C yet.  I'm trying to see both how long I can go without and if I can piss off Georgia Power.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:40 PM (U22Yw)

1168 "So, evap cooling for the house ... instead of inside the house ..."

That's a great idea.  Evap-cooling is pretty damn effective.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:40 PM (lq3Ak)

1169 "You are a medium-core libertarian, probably self-consciously so. Your friends probably encourage you to quit talking about your views so much"

gave me a chuckle

Posted by: bill-o at June 28, 2013 09:42 PM (AWwDY)

1170 wish i could do that with the horses. I will be hosing overheated nags all day long. Its a good thing for them i love em. *** an you install misting fans?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:43 PM (jjvz+)

1171 When I said that I was for abortion in cases of rape or incest, I meant real rape or incest. Rape or incest that is reported to the police

I don't doubt that, I'm just brainstorming how it would work out. As a guy, while I don't want to be the father of a dead child, I don't want to be the father of a dead child who's also in jail because that's what the mother needed to do to have her abortion.

Yes, I'm aware of the obvious precaution, that's not the point.

If a woman has to initiate a police investigation, what happens next? She has to finger someone. The kid's DNA is going to be pretty clear evidence on that count. If the exception is really going to be for the product of a rape, then wouldn't they have to check paternity against anyone she had been involved with around the time of conception?

If one means to make an exception so that a woman doesn't have to give birth to the child of a guy who raped her, what happens the baby's DNA matches her boyfriend/husband?

What happens when the DNA indicated father, whoever he may be, insists that intercourse was consensual? How does that get resolved in a timely fashion?

And what if the woman involved actually was raped?

My point, if I have one, is that I'm not sure how you keep those who wish to  game your exception from doing so without being kind of harsh on those to whom you intend the exception to apply.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 09:43 PM (hO9ad)

1172 Nope, just the link that's showing now. *** thanks I'll read some of the articles tomorrow. I bookmarked it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:46 PM (jjvz+)

1173 Black Panther "Intimidation Dude" Arrested:

...like we didn't see this coming?

http://tinyurl.com/nm4ozyk

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:46 PM (lq3Ak)

1174 Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness This is still one of the all-time best nics on Ye Olde 'Q. I expect it's derived from Chaucer or Homer, or one of those ancient asshole geniuses.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 09:47 PM (SR6ks)

1175 What am I doing hanging with you morons? I'm a frickin' commie.

Meh, so's ace on a bad day.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2013 09:48 PM (hO9ad)

1176 an you install misting fans?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:43 AM (jjvz+)


leads to lung ailments or i would. Gonna sign off for a few gots to check the overheated fat colt.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 28, 2013 09:49 PM (r7Ddb)

1177 1154
Are you worried about fire? If so, can't you put a sprinkler up there and put it on a timer?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:33 AM (jjvz+)


wish i could do that with the horses. I will be hosing overheated nags all day long. Its a good thing for them i love em.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 29, 2013 02:35 AM (r7Ddb)



Just as a suggestion....I made a bunch of "semi-permanent sprinklers" by taking a Home Depot bucket, drilling holes in the sides, starting with a brass quick connect, going to a threaded PVC elbow, a sprinkler riser, a threaded PVC straight connect, a sprinkler flexi-pipe bent 180 degrees in the soon-to-be-mentioned goo, a PVC straight connect, a 3' threaded grey pipe, and a lawn sprinkler head. The "goo" is fence-post mix, filling the bucket about 1/3. They're super-easy to make, steady enough to stay where they're put -- yet portable enough to move (and have handles!). You can use any lawn sprinkler head -- from full rounds to 1/4s to parking strip flavors....and they're dirt cheap.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 09:49 PM (T1005)

1178 Black Panther "Intimidation Dude" Arrested: ...like we didn't see this coming? *** I hope he actually spends some time in jail. Of course, that's just a recruiting center for them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:50 PM (jjvz+)

1179 Misting Fans opened for Peter Gabriel in 1981. Pretty good concert.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 09:50 PM (SR6ks)

1180 Morning, all! It's 07.30 here in London--grey and ugly again. Summer is non-existent. Wish I could send some of the rain to you on the West Coast. As I said on yesterday's Morning Thread, I'm trying to come out of lurking status and post more. I treat AoSHQ like my morning newspaper, so because of time differences, you are the Hoarde I see a lot on here while I'm on my first cup of tea. Hope you're all well. Didn't read much of the thread--is Cthulu still being tentacled and green? I lose all the geek and tech-talk you late-nighters exchange, but you're still fun to read because your're all like night-shift friends. You'll probably be hearing more from me. Now. What was that about another cup of tea?

Posted by: Guy in London at June 28, 2013 09:50 PM (dniUc)

1181 Being a poor, unemployed white man, I have learned how to save a dollar. I don't run A/C units (yeah, window units) for as long as I can stand it, and my latest VA power bill was about $33. It probably helps that I have 80' trees shading the roof, and I've insulated the place from the outside like it was Hillary's office.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 09:51 PM (z7jvd)

1182 leads to lung ailments or i would. Gonna sign off for a few gots to check the overheated fat colt. *** Shows what I know!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:51 PM (jjvz+)

1183 Posted by: Guy in London at June 29, 2013 02:50 AM (dniUc)

Damn, now here I am half-drunk and wanting some Earl Grey.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (U22Yw)

1184 tea ... with scones ... and jam ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 09:52 PM (Jv4FA)

1185 Morning, all! It's 07.30 here in London--grey and ugly again. Summer is non-existent. Wish I could send some of the rain to you on the West Coast. *** here we are complaining about the Sun and heat and you're in the gray gloom. It would be nice if we could swap out for a few days. And, thanks for delurking. Do it more often.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:53 PM (jjvz+)

1186 and my latest VA power bill was about $33. *** Sweet! Mine was about $200.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:54 PM (jjvz+)

1187 shredded chi at June 29, 2013 02:51 AM (z7jvd) Good on ya! Next year's paycheck sliver is set for some trees. The ones that were here died from lack of watering after "they" foreclosed on the house ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 09:54 PM (Jv4FA)

1188 Earl Grey--It is sophisticated, but I don't care for it. The bergamot makes it taste like tea with orange perfume in it.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 09:55 PM (dniUc)

1189

Ah, Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, I'm a D cup so yeah, the morons would luv a pic of teh boobies.

 

 But - no. So there. ;-)

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 09:55 PM (R3gO3)

1190 Posted by: shredded chi at June 29, 2013 02:51 AM (z7jvd)

Hell, I'm a sorta poor guy that can afford to run the A/C, but inherited (but remained recessive until I hit 3 the "cheapskate" gene from my Southern Baptist cracka parents.  Good on ya!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:56 PM (U22Yw)

1191 Here's a $20 ac that anyone can make at home. http://bit.ly/150yFAs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (jjvz+)

1192 Mmmm. Scones! Maybe time to make a Sat morning batch. It's so cold and grey outside--perfect morning to make some. I don't have any clotted cream, though.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 09:57 PM (dniUc)

1193 But - no. So there. ;-)

You can wait until 4, when no one but the guy from London will be around.

Posted by: Methos is half as clever as he seems at June 28, 2013 09:58 PM (hO9ad)

1194 Ah, Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, I'm a D cup so yeah, the morons would luv a pic of teh boobies. But - no. So there. ;-) *** Reel them in then slap them down. Just how they like it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:58 PM (jjvz+)

1195 #1164

I've long thought there should be some tech way to greatly reduce the air volume of a house, especially if you have a high ceiling living room like our previous place. Perhaps an aerogel bubble that could be expanded on demand while conforming to the shape of the volume, to let the cooling system focus better on where the humans are.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 09:58 PM (kcfmt)

1196 Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 02:55 AM (dniUc)

Honestly, I add milk and sugar, which means that basically all hot tea tastes more or less the same to me.  My palate is only discerning where iced sweet tea is concerned.  But I do enjoy a cup of hot tea from time to time.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 09:59 PM (U22Yw)

1197 Earl Grey--It is sophisticated, but I don't care for it. The bergamot makes it taste like tea with orange perfume in it. *** Irish Breakfast is my favorite. I've never cared for Earl Grey.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 09:59 PM (jjvz+)

1198 "I hope he actually spends some time in jail. Of course, that's just a recruiting center for them."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:50 AM (jjvz+)


I think I recently posted about Ohio's Black Panther/gangster "Cabals".  They train people to make it through jury selection, so as to get hung juries for blacks.

The whole process is a "yes-sir-no-sir" apparatus, so they can yell at anyone else during deliberations.  They know not what they create, yet they unleash the Golem upon us.

My friend watched one, (possibly two), of their "operatives", firsthand.  They called everything "racist" and biased.  That was their entire "argument".  No one was convinced, but they 'hung' that jury.

...Perhaps it isn't any different than any given "black school" in the country.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 09:59 PM (lq3Ak)

1199 1178 Morning, all! It's 07.30 here in London--grey and ugly again. Summer is non-existent. Wish I could send some of the rain to you on the West Coast.

As I said on yesterday's Morning Thread, I'm trying to come out of lurking status and post more. I treat AoSHQ like my morning newspaper, so because of time differences, you are the Hoarde I see a lot on here while I'm on my first cup of tea.

Hope you're all well. Didn't read much of the thread--is Cthulu still being tentacled and green? I lose all the geek and tech-talk you late-nighters exchange, but you're still fun to read because your're all like night-shift friends.

You'll probably be hearing more from me.

Now. What was that about another cup of tea?

Posted by: Guy in London at June 29, 2013 02:50 AM (dniUc)



Ha! I was about to say, "grab me a few bags from Whittard's, willya?" but the rest of the Horde beat me to it. (Although I can get Whittard's to ship, and get Taylor's of Harrogate -- what I'd really like is some from the place across the tube station from Harrod's, some from Harrod's, and some Yorkshire Gold for Hard Water).



I guess the Horde is fond of their tea.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:01 PM (T1005)

1200 I love Earl Gray with cream and sugar. It's about the only tea I can stand. Or so I thought until I discovered Good Earth Sweet and Spicy Tea - it's great. In fact, I'll have a cup now, before I go to bed. I can't stand Green Tea - like kale, I don't care how healthy it's supposed to be, it tastes like crap.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 10:01 PM (R3gO3)

1201 Earl Grey--It is sophisticated, but I don't care for it. The bergamot makes it taste like tea with orange perfume in it. Once when I ordered an Earl Grey at the drive-thru, the chipper young thing on the mic asked if it tasted like Froot Loops, the way it smelled ... I was nonplussed it's Earl Grey, the Drink of Picard, how Dare you, What the, just tally it up, why I oughtta ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 28, 2013 10:01 PM (SR6ks)

1202 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 02:59 AM (jjvz+)

With Bailey's, with bacon...and maybe an English muffin...and lots of butter.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 10:01 PM (U22Yw)

1203 to let the cooling system focus better on where the humans are. slaves with peacock feather fans .... I denounce myself ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 10:02 PM (Jv4FA)

1204 And now we're onto tea.

...30-40 posts behind.  ...always.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 10:02 PM (lq3Ak)

1205 1193  It's called a drop ceiling

Posted by: DAve at June 28, 2013 10:03 PM (albkL)

1206 Are there any techies online now? I'm on an ipad, and I have to scroll thru the entire ONT after posting to get to the last comment. Isn't there a special script that's been turned into an app that easily skips to the bottom of a page?

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 10:04 PM (dniUc)

1207 Slapweasel at June 29, 2013 03:02 AM (lq3Ak) KEEP READING!!!! you can always heat the tea back up in the microwave!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 10:04 PM (Jv4FA)

1208 Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 03:04 AM (dniUc)

...nope.  You'll scroll like we scroll.  Welcome to 1993.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 10:05 PM (lq3Ak)

1209

"This is still one of the all-time best nics on Ye Olde 'Q.

I expect it's derived from Chaucer or Homer, or one of those ancient asshole geniuses."

Way back in the long ago, Ace had a post about Unitarian Jihadis. Since I am, nominally, Unitarian in outlook, I took one of the nicknames for my AOSHQ nickname. This was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back. I think when Kerry was running. Maybe before.

Nominally Unitarian, that is to say classically so. Nowadays they're a bunch of Giai worshipping pagan hippy communist fucktards. Once upon a time it was about rationalism, and knowledge, and logic, and the real application of the scientific method towards philosophy and theology. Now it's a bunch of libtard progressive crap. Fuck the UUAC, and fuck those goddamned  Universalist assholes.

Damn losers, Universalists. Every damned one of 'em.

Except the hot femme ones. Never them.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 10:05 PM (jqHOY)

1210 1193 #1164

I've long thought there should be some tech way to greatly reduce the air volume of a house, especially if you have a high ceiling living room like our previous place. Perhaps an aerogel bubble that could be expanded on demand while conforming to the shape of the volume, to let the cooling system focus better on where the humans are.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2013 02:58 AM (kcfmt)



Zoned AC.



Problem is, 'round here AC techs are the primadonnas of the construction biz, so it's a wonder you can get them to put in things that meet the "basic functionality" test, much less anything tricky -- and that's only if you do all the research yourself and demand that things be done right.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:05 PM (T1005)

1211 Honestly, I add milk and sugar, which means that basically all hot tea tastes more or less the same to me. My palate is only discerning where iced sweet tea is concerned. But I do enjoy a cup of hot tea from time to time. *** I add milk and sugar to all but my favorite tea: Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea to which I add honey. The best honey in the world is Sourwood honey from Mtnhoney.com

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:06 PM (jjvz+)

1212 1199 Earl Grey--It is sophisticated, but I don't care for it. The bergamot makes it taste like tea with orange perfume in it.

Once when I ordered an Earl Grey at the drive-thru, the chipper young thing on the mic asked if it tasted like Froot Loops, the way it smelled ...

I was nonplussed

it's Earl Grey, the Drink of Picard, how Dare you, What the, just tally it up, why I oughtta ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2013 03:01 AM (SR6ks)



They only put the bergamot in to hide the fact that it's crap tea.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:08 PM (T1005)

1213 #1203

Those tend to be more permanent than what I have in mind.

A high ceiling living room in a two story home is nice when you have a big family or a lot of people over  but adds expense when you're the only one home and it costs way too much to cool the place. A series of air locks and sensors could achieve the desired effect but the initial costs and nightmare scenarios run a bit high. I just want to eliminate that large empty space when it has no aesthetic value to serve.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 10:09 PM (kcfmt)

1214 "KEEP READING!!!!"

...probably not.  I like Lipton and a touch of lemon.  The rest of the "foodies" can bite me.

I fucking HATE that word, "foodies". 

If I had a hammer...

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 10:09 PM (lq3Ak)

1215 BTW, Sourwood honey is only available for a few months a year and is in high demand. If you want it, keep your eye out for it to go up for sale soon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:09 PM (jjvz+)

1216

Giai should be Gaia, but I'm somewhat intoxicated at the moment and so my motor skills are impaired. Slightly. Ok, significantly. Which I probably misspelled. Whatever.

Jeremiah Weed, highly recommended especially if you can get it cheap. And free is better than cheap, not lying here. Damn.

But not at taxpayers' expense. Obviously. that would be wrong. Like that skank ass shit-whore sandy fluke. Miserable cunt bitch she was. If I gotta pay for someone getting laid, I'd better be there busting my nut, you dog-sucking goatfucker. Maybe off topic. What's the topic. Not paying attention here.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 10:10 PM (jqHOY)

1217 Are there any techies online now? I'm on an ipad, and I have to scroll thru the entire ONT after posting to get to the last comment. Isn't there a special script that's been turned into an app that easily skips to the bottom of a page? *** Download the End of Page app and install it in your bookmarks. It feels awkward at first but soon you won't be able to live without it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:11 PM (jjvz+)

1218

Earl grey was cool before STNG. Not so much since.

 

Is that right? Not sure.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 10:12 PM (jqHOY)

1219 Nope. Scrolling sucks. I KNOW there's an app--I used one before, but some damn ITunes synch removed it. If I find it, I'll make it known. Tea, especially here, is the working man's drink, too. Builder's Tea is black PG Tips, 2 sugars, and tons of milk. That and a full English breakfast (eggs, chips, beans, sausage, and black pudding) is what the serve in greasy spoon cafés (pronounced "caffs") that cater to the working class.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 10:13 PM (dniUc)

1220 I think I recently posted about Ohio's Black Panther/gangster "Cabals". They train people to make it through jury selection, so as to get hung juries for blacks.The whole process is a "yes-sir-no-sir" apparatus, so they can yell at anyone else during deliberations. They know not what they create, yet they unleash the Golem upon us.My friend watched one, (possibly two), of their "operatives", firsthand. They called everything "racist" and biased. That was their entire "argument". No one was convinced, but they 'hung' that jury. *** It would be easy to pull off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:13 PM (jjvz+)

1221 I just want to eliminate that large empty space when it has no aesthetic value to serve. Helium Filled Inflatable Dolls. Reduces volume. Increases aesthetic value. You're Welcome...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 10:14 PM (Jv4FA)

1222 Oh, and kip the 'Find in Page' app. I get little use out of it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:14 PM (jjvz+)

1223 Thank You, NDH. That's the one I used before. It's great!

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 10:16 PM (dniUc)

1224 So, tea joke -- there's this huge warehouse near London where 90% of the world's tea gets sorted out. In it, there are experts who evaluate each bale of the stuff as it goes through.




One bale comes in, a lackey cuts a small plug from it, the expert sniffs, rubs it between his fingers dribbling onto the ground, and says, "this is fine tea -- send this to proper English vendors."



Another bale comes in, a lackey cuts a small plug, the expert sniffs and rubs it between his fingers until it is gone. "This is quite serviceable tea, send this to our friends in Russia."



Another bale, another plug.... "This tea is of the finest quality -- set it aside for the Queen." And another, "quite right -- bind not the mouths of the kine and all that -- back to India." And another, "it's rough around the edges, but perfectly suited for our cousins in Australia."



And so it goes for the entire day, at which point the expert stands up, dusts himself off, and says, "this place is filthy! Sweep up all this loose shit and ship it to Lipton in America."

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:16 PM (T1005)

1225 Posted by: Adriane... at June 29, 2013 03:14 AM (Jv4FA)

Your clear defiance of our "Greenhouse Act of 1997" has been noted.

Posted by: EPA at June 28, 2013 10:18 PM (lq3Ak)

1226

"Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea to which I add honey. "

 

Yes! I like Red Zinger too. OK, there are 4 teas I really like - and yet I don't think of myself as a tea person at all. Perhaps that's because,with Starbucks as the big exception, there are no coffees I dislike.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 10:19 PM (R3gO3)

1227 Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 03:13 AM (dniUc)

You really need to come visit the American South and experience a "Meat and Three."

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 10:20 PM (U22Yw)

1228 I have always been amazed at the range of topics that end up being discussed in any particular thread here. In that vein, anyone have an opinion on what is an acceptable "reward" for my kids fst lost tooth. from thetooth fairy? We decided on $3, a tattoo, and a pack of gum... I was fighting the gum and $3, but I don't control the vajayjay, so...

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 10:20 PM (z7jvd)

1229 I sprayed the patio next to the wing-door and left a dribble of water in front of it, and I can feel it getting cooler already.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:20 PM (T1005)

1230 In that vein, anyone have an opinion on what is an acceptable "reward" for my kids fst lost tooth. from thetooth fairy? We decided on $3, a tattoo, and a pack of gum... I was fighting the gum and $3, but I don't control the vajayjay, so... *** That's like Christmas!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:21 PM (jjvz+)

1231 Goodnight, all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 10:22 PM (jjvz+)

1232 I gotta say: I just got back a few days ago from a trip to Wi/IL. The Lipton tea in restaurants is the ca-ca. I risk sounding Euro-snobby, but since I live right here, I go tomFortnum and Masons and have them mix me my own custom blend. They keep it on file and mix it each time. I also like their Afternoon Blend. (He sniffs down his arched nose and has a pained look when Liptons is mentioned.)

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 10:23 PM (dniUc)

1233 In that vein, anyone have an opinion on what is an acceptable "reward" for my kids fst lost tooth. from thetooth fairy? I would recommend a Porsche 911 Turbo in Dark Blue Metallic with the Sport Chrono package.

Posted by: certainly not shredded chi's kid at June 28, 2013 10:23 PM (SR6ks)

1234 Posted by: shredded chi at June 29, 2013 03:20 AM (z7jvd)
*****

...as long as the tattoo says, "I Love Gum and Pussy".  I've got no problem with any of it at that point.  Three-year-olds "totally get it."

The "elderly" frown upon that shit.  Never trust anyone over forty, man.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 10:24 PM (lq3Ak)

1235 1228 In that vein, anyone have an opinion on what is an acceptable "reward" for my kids fst lost tooth. from thetooth fairy? We decided on $3, a tattoo, and a pack of gum... I was fighting the gum and $3, but I don't control the vajayjay, so...

***

That's like Christmas!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2013 03:21 AM (jjvz+)



A silver dime!

Posted by: Ron Paul at June 28, 2013 10:24 PM (T1005)

1236 You know, so you don't go overboard.

Posted by: certainly not shredded chi's kid at June 28, 2013 10:24 PM (SR6ks)

1237 #1204

This is a huge deficiency on most mobile browsers. Supposedly Opera Mobile has a feature to do it but I haven't tried it yet.

The one thing I've found that really works on both iOS and Android devices is a Bluetooth keyboard with real Home and End keys, or at least combinations that do the same. Even then, the browser may be a bit stupid. I find the Chrome on my Android tablet understands the Page Up and Page Down but doesn't know what to do with Home or End outside of a text editing box.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 10:25 PM (kcfmt)

1238 Take care, NDH.  God Bless.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 10:25 PM (lq3Ak)

1239 go to the app store and search for "End of page" and follow the instructions.

Posted by: D. Hopper at June 28, 2013 10:26 PM (UsR5V)

1240 G'night NDH!  Thanks for keeping me company while I was out at the bar!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 10:26 PM (U22Yw)

1241 1230 I gotta say: I just got back a few days ago from a trip to Wi/IL. The Lipton tea in restaurants is the ca-ca. I risk sounding Euro-snobby, but since I live right here, I go tomFortnum and Masons and have them mix me my own custom blend. They keep it on file and mix it each time. I also like their Afternoon Blend. (He sniffs down his arched nose and has a pained look when Liptons is mentioned.)

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 03:23 AM (dniUc)



Amusingly enough, I picked up some really off-the-wall flavors of Lipton in Saint Petersburg a couple of years back. Stuff like "Blue Fruit" and "Forest Fruit".

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (T1005)

1242

"I gotta say: I just got back a few days ago from a trip to Wi/IL. The Lipton tea in restaurants is the ca-ca."

 

I live in Wisconsin and I agree. There are good and interesting teas in stores here, but in restaurants all they can think of serving is goddamn Liptons.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (R3gO3)

1243 cthulhu at June 29, 2013 03:20 AM (T1005) Hooray! As long as no body finds a snail darter on your patio, you should be good ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 10:27 PM (Jv4FA)

1244 This is typing from my cheapo Bluetooth keyboard into Chrome. Appparenty Chrome is so stupid it doesn't know about Home or End in a text edit box either. Maybe this keyboard is doing it wrong but it's the only one I have to test against.I can raise and lower the audio volume with asinglle keystroke but not do proper text editing. I don't think the grandpa box is going away any time soon for genuine work.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 10:30 PM (kcfmt)

1245 in restaurants all they can think of serving is goddamn Liptons. I'm submitting all you haters' IPs to the NSA.

Posted by: James Lipton, Inside the Actor's Studio at June 28, 2013 10:30 PM (SR6ks)

1246 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Good night, all y'all, May better tomorrows be wished upon you ...

Posted by: Adriane... at June 28, 2013 10:31 PM (Jv4FA)

1247 This is gonna be 1500 before it's over. Don't you people ever sleep? And by "you people" I, of course, mean me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2013 10:31 PM (yoh1c)

1248 someone has to keep an eye on the momzers until JJ Seftone shows up...

Posted by: D. Hopper at June 28, 2013 10:32 PM (UsR5V)

1249 I loved London when I was there in the early '80's. Lovely and fun despite the lefties screeching "Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher." Can't imagine what it's like now.

Posted by: Donna V loves baseball even though the Brewers suck dicks this year at June 28, 2013 10:33 PM (R3gO3)

1250 Donna, what part of WI are you in? We're from just north of the LaCrosse area right on the Mississippi. My brother lives over in Crystal Lake, IL, near The Cheddar Curtain and where MamaWinger lives. Beautiful country.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 10:33 PM (dniUc)

1251 Thirty freakin' pounds delivery charge to the US?!?!?!? WTF is Fortnum and Mason thinking?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:34 PM (T1005)

1252 G'night, NDH, G'night, johnboy. And I decided to tuck few pictures of Giada and her sweater kittens under his pillow, too. Moron in the making and all...

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 10:35 PM (z7jvd)

1253 Thirty freakin' pounds delivery charge to the US?!?!?!? WTF is Fortnum and Mason thinking?!?!? Your ancestors tossed some of our finest into the murky waters of Boston Harbo(u)r. Someone has to make do with the reparations ...

Posted by: F&M, By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen of All Sorts of Stuff at June 28, 2013 10:37 PM (SR6ks)

1254 Damn, even Office Suite Pro, which lets you view and edit MS Office files, doesn't know what to do with the Home and End keys on this keyboard, or in use with the CONTROL or SHIFT keys.

If this is a deficiency of Android itself, they've really got some work to do if they think they're going to be a serious contender for doing work rather than media consumption.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 10:37 PM (kcfmt)

1255 Welcome back, Donna V.  I loved your baseball posts earlier.  I'm a baseball junkie from Cleveland and my heart is never more buoyant than listening to old A.M. radio broadcasts from all over the league.  It reminds me of my father giving me my first radio in 1984.

Sorry about the Brewers, but standing for, and singing The National Anthem still makes my allergies act up.

...I didn't do much fishing, but I watched a lot of baseball.  I've listened to even more.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 28, 2013 10:39 PM (lq3Ak)

1256 Stockholm, Maiden Rock & Bay City? Great, scenic drive.

Posted by: D. Hopper at June 28, 2013 10:42 PM (UsR5V)

1257 OK, y'all I'm out for the night.  Take care. #HailState

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 10:42 PM (U22Yw)

1258 1249 There have been lots of articles about USA to UK posting charges. It's Obammy and the USPS who recently upped the rates. it costs a fortune to order from the States now. I recently ordered an Americana folk print The artist was appalled she had to charge me $28.00 for a $20.00 print. That's one of the prices I pay for living over here if I want nice, American goods. That's why I'm currently stocked up with American goodies. Chickin In A Biskit crackers. Yum.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 10:42 PM (dniUc)

1259 So, just in case anyone wants to be put some knowledge....I get my tea fixes (when not traveling) by having Whittard of Chelsea ship me stuff -- http://www.whittard.co.uk/# -- which was pretty reasonable last time we did it (although we were buying $100 of tea). Or by finding Taylors of Harrogate teas imported and distributed by Brands of Britain -- http://www.brandsofbritain.com/ -- to a local store.




You can also find exceptional bargains by buying kilo and half-kilo packages of tea in Persian or Indian markets....although, since I don't read Hindi or Farsi, these tend to be a crapshoot. I've gotten really good stuff for outrageously cheap, and stuff that I eventually tossed.....for outrageously cheap. Cheap is good.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:48 PM (T1005)

1260 1256 1249 There have been lots of articles about USA to UK posting charges. It's Obammy and the USPS who recently upped the rates. it costs a fortune to order from the States now. I recently ordered an Americana folk print The artist was appalled she had to charge me $28.00 for a $20.00 print. That's one of the prices I pay for living over here if I want nice, American goods. That's why I'm currently stocked up with American goodies. Chickin In A Biskit crackers. Yum.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 03:42 AM (dniUc)



I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the UK just gets reamed from all sides. If you have an HP model laptop that on a decent sale (as in, you could get it for that within 90 days from somewhere) would go for $399, but has a list price of $599....we'd see it on sale in the UK for 599....pounds. And that's in all sorts of things -- take items from http://www.harborfreight.com/ and http://www.chestermachinetools.com/ , for instance. They're the same stuff made in the same Chinese factory -- painted differently: http://tinyurl.com/2vyuwbz http://tinyurl.com/pytv33k




And that's before you get hit with VAT.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 10:59 PM (T1005)

1261 1251 Well, it wasn't my ancestors--I'm a transplanted Conservative Yank. The East India Trading Co were the purveyors of tea to Boston in 1775 (?). They have recently reopened their company, and their tea shop is a beautiful place just off Regent St. They make a special blend called Boston Tea Party, and the blend is the actual recipe from that era. I drag home tins of it to give to my Conservative friends and families. Here's a link: http://tinyurl.com/pj3n47v

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 11:01 PM (dniUc)

1262 1258 Tell me about it. I try and decorate my flat in "American" (there's a huge buffalo head print in my living room, along with some American old pioneer art, etc.) and I like some American foods (Liquid Smoke, Ranch's Dressing) that I can't easily get here--without paying a FORTUNE in postage and VAT. Amazon.co.uk is getting much better about opening the trade lines, but then they've been taken to task for not paying their fair share of taxes/VAT in the UK. So their prices have gone up, too. We ARE screwed on anything we import, which is about everything--we're an Island!

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 11:06 PM (dniUc)

1263 Hmm. Talking to myself again. Everybody finally go to bed? Time for me to walk the dog. See y'all later!

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 11:08 PM (dniUc)

1264 1245 This is gonna be 1500 before it's over.

Don't you people ever sleep?

And by "you people" I, of course, mean me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 29, 2013 03:31 AM (yoh1c)

No.

Posted by: rich@gmu (getting sleepy) at June 28, 2013 11:11 PM (ga+7c)

1265 If this is a deficiency of Android itself, they've really got some work to do if they think they're going to be a serious contender for doing work rather than media consumption. Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2013 03:37 AM (kcfmt) Macs have home/end confusion as well. There's a config file fix for it I haven't bbothered to do yet, should one day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2013 11:14 PM (yoh1c)

1266 1261 Hmm. Talking to myself again. Everybody finally go to bed? Time for me to walk the dog. See y'all later!

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 04:08 AM (dniUc)

nope.  moving on to talking to myself.

Posted by: rich@gmu (getting sleepy) at June 28, 2013 11:14 PM (ga+7c)

1267 Here's a link to a NEW post at The Conservative Treehouse exposing the corruption that surrounds the modern day lynching of George Zimmerman. Links at the post will take you to articles exposing: Benjamin Crump; Miami-Dade School Police Dept (yes, they have their own police dept!; Matt Gutman and Tracy Martin, Trayvon's "father". http://tinyurl.com/q3rw8e2

Posted by: Stormy at June 28, 2013 11:15 PM (RZssu)

1268 #1258

I used to buy a lot of imported computer mags. They had all kind of interesting info on stuff that wasn't marketed here and the writing was often just more enjoyable. But the prices always gave me pause.

It can be hard to appreciate just how wealthy America is, even compared to many other developed nations that have imposed ruinous policies on themselves. One thing I noticed was that products considered obsolete in the US, small computers and game systems, in this case, would see continued support in the UK and Europe long after they were considered dead and gone here.

One example is the Sega Master System, an 8-bit game console that got utterly clobbered by the NES, largely due to a superior publishing model and also Nintendo policies that were later the focus of litigation against the US arm of the company. (In short, if you were a third party publisher and wanted your game on a Nintendo platform, it had to be exclusive to Nintendo platforms for a minimum of two years.) Long after the Master System had been eliminated from most US stores, it still lived on as the handheld Game Gear. In fact, if you used a cheap adapter for the edge connector, most Master System games worked just fine on the Game Gear's tiny screen.

In Europe, though, the Master System lived on because the lead Sega platform, the Mega Drive / Genesis, was too expensive for much of the market. So games that had been developed primarily for the Game Gear were also released as Master System games. Technically, the newer Master System games and the console itself was still available to US retailers. It's just that nobody would bother to give it any shelf space. There just wasn't a market for such a low end product here.

But then, after all of the various costs and VAT were added up, a European would pay almost as much for a Master System and some games as a US resident would pay for the Genesis and some games.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2013 11:17 PM (kcfmt)

1269 " and I like some American foods (Liquid Smoke, Ranch's Dressing) " That's really retarded, SIR.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 11:19 PM (z7jvd)

1270 1260 1258 Tell me about it. I try and decorate my flat in "American" (there's a huge buffalo head print in my living room, along with some American old pioneer art, etc.) and I like some American foods (Liquid Smoke, Ranch's Dressing) that I can't easily get here--without paying a FORTUNE in postage and VAT. Amazon.co.uk is getting much better about opening the trade lines, but then they've been taken to task for not paying their fair share of taxes/VAT in the UK. So their prices have gone up, too. We ARE screwed on anything we import, which is about everything--we're an Island!

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 29, 2013 04:06 AM (dniUc)



http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Ranch-Dressing-II/




Part of the problem is that Amazon and VAT are institutions, where smuggling and low prices are more individual. Have you tried getting a Penpal to ship you the liquid smoke?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 11:19 PM (T1005)

1271

I've just about decided to marry a Three Toed Sloth. The ones on SluttySloth dot com aren't really looking for a LTR, though.

 

I'll find the right one for me.

Posted by: Moron in a Creepy Ass Snuggie at June 28, 2013 11:23 PM (Ks4nX)

1272 1140 This house is taking its sweet-assed time cooling down. It's 11:30 here and still 73 on the main thermostat. It was 75 two hours ago. I'll probably get sleepy around 71.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2013 02:28 AM (T1005)



Core house is 70 (this room a smidge more). Getting sleepy. No longer sticking to things.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2013 11:26 PM (T1005)

1273 Alton Brown taught us how how to make our own liquid smoke. Certainly the coolest nerd on TV.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 11:26 PM (z7jvd)

1274 Oops. I think I broke the thread. Sorry, morons.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 11:40 PM (z7jvd)

1275 When I fly back to the UK (once or twice a year), I become the Flying Deli. Unlike going IN to the USA, where foods are quarantined and examined and usually frowned upon, we can fly INTO the UK and bring just about anything we want. When I fly, I have a huge duffel full of liquid smoke, Arnold Palmer Zero tea, 3 lb bag of spice drops, Tollhouse chocolate chips, and we even brought one of those Hormel Picnic-In-A-Box Cheese/Cracker/Pepperoni packs. Expiry date Oct 16. Lol. This is in addition to a few trips to Best Buy, the Apple Store, and Wal-Mart, Target, Fleet & Farm ("The Man's Shopping Mall") for clothing. USA clothing is SO much cheaper and of such better quality. I decked myself out with chinos, a new Carharrt jacket, and a bunch of t-shirts from Fart & Fleem. It's a great farm/clothing/tool/hunting chain.

Posted by: GIL, formerly Guy In London at June 28, 2013 11:45 PM (dniUc)

1276 GIL : you had me at Carhart. Seriously, hope I didn't offend you - just goofing. You really should check out making your own liquid smoke. "bing it" (since I hate google). Alton Brown dot com, or something like that. Oh yeah - I can't stand ranch dressing.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 28, 2013 11:59 PM (z7jvd)

1277 Speaking of Android stuff, I've been playing with The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

This is a sort of Sim City parody, where Homer has caused a massive detonation at the nuclear power plant that has left him untouched. So he must rebuild Springfield. Fortunately, he quickly gains his daughter Lisa as an advisor.

One of the sites that becomes available early on is Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel and his farm. Among the crops you can assign him to grow is Triffids. Rather than indicating a reward in cash or donuts plus XP points, the outcome of growing triffids is indicated to be 'End of humanity.' To my disappointment, the Triffid crop matures and disappears with no harm to Springfield and its residents.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2013 12:06 AM (kcfmt)

1278

The ONT limps on...some 90 minutes or so until the Vic is unleashed.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 12:19 AM (sQ0LB)

1279 Wasn't he a no-show, or at least late as heck yesterday?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 29, 2013 12:33 AM (z7jvd)

1280 *high five on the worthless degree*

MA in French Lit,
can't. get. more. useless.


Posted by: bill-o at June 29, 2013 12:44 AM (AWwDY)

1281 Not sure, wasn't on the morning thread yesterday.  One day this week, I think it was Friday, there was no morning link dump either.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 12:45 AM (sQ0LB)

1282 So, how does one say "would you like fries with that?" in Norman French?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 12:46 AM (sQ0LB)

1283 Are there any Morons near Atlanta? I'm trying to organize a quilting bee. Or something.

Marietta here

Posted by: bill-o at June 29, 2013 12:49 AM (AWwDY)

1284 Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 05:46 AM (sQ0LB) Something something pommes des frites something something?

Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2013 12:57 AM (Sg0G/)

1285 O1281 Bill-o, I'm just outside Columbia SC right now of course I'm moving NW at a mile a minute... My name is sven studied Underwater Basketweaving Studies at Wright State University and my anti drug in college was booze...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 29, 2013 12:59 AM (cimKM)

1286 Posted by: sven10077 at June 29, 2013 05:59 AM (cimKM) You on I26? You're heading in my direction.

Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2013 01:01 AM (Sg0G/)

1287 1284 BigNJames yeah Ms 10077 is convinced she wants to go to her house. When we live here I'll help you quilt...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 29, 2013 01:08 AM (cimKM)

1288 When we live here I'll help you quilt... Posted by: sven10077 at June 29, 2013 06:08 AM (cimKM) I don't quilt...I drink....and I'm rather accomplished.

Posted by: BignJames at June 29, 2013 01:10 AM (Sg0G/)

1289 It has been so long since I used my French, I no
longer remember much of it.

Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 10:20 PM (v8/DJ)

Va te faire onculer.

Espèce de crétin

Posted by: le professeur c'est je at June 29, 2013 01:20 AM (AWwDY)

1290 It's dead, Jim.  Bring on the morning thread.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 29, 2013 01:48 AM (sQ0LB)

1291 George Zimmerman Trial Update: Key Witness Devastating for Prosecution http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/06/george-zimmerman-trial-update-key.html

Posted by: Steve at June 29, 2013 02:00 AM (GSwIn)

1292 she is not dead yet captain bring on the voice recog

Posted by: sven10077 at June 29, 2013 02:21 AM (zi1IL)

1293

*tap tap tap*

 

Is this thing on?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 29, 2013 02:29 AM (0HooB)

1294 Good evening, and welcome to the ONT!

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2013 02:29 AM (sdi6R)

1295 I bailed out before midnight, and actually got a good night's sleep for a change. My sleep pattern has really been fucked up this week.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2013 02:30 AM (sdi6R)

1296 Umm, I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 29, 2013 02:30 AM (0HooB)

1297 @ 1259 So they want 9.95 pounds for 100g of Boston Tea Party tea. A bit steep but maybe I'll splurge, I thought, until I looked at the delivery  cost: 25.00 pounds outside the EU! Is the Royal Mail still trying to make up some of the revenue they lost when we dumped the stuff overboard?

Posted by: Retread at June 29, 2013 02:32 AM (Oz+LZ)

1298 Welcome to the club, rickl. I have no idea why I'm up this early.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 29, 2013 02:32 AM (0HooB)

1299 Oh, I almost forgot. Good morning, Bob.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 29, 2013 02:33 AM (0HooB)

1300 1293 Rick L welcome to my world of course I have to admit I probably got more restful sleep last night I've gotten in a long time

Posted by: sven10077 at June 29, 2013 02:35 AM (zi1IL)

1301 I had the distinct privilege yesterday of receiving solicitations for $$$ from the late Marco Rubio and the RNC. "No" to both, of course, but with return messages - on their dime - of "Get it from Chuckie Schumer" and "Get it from the Bushes", respectively.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at June 29, 2013 02:35 AM (xm1Dn)

1302 Good morning,  all!  I was surprised to see the ONT still going.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 29, 2013 02:37 AM (GoIUi)

1303 And Vic saves the day!

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2013 02:39 AM (sdi6R)

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