May 31, 2013

Overnight Open Thread 5/31/13 (tmi3rd)
— Open Blogger

Howdy, Morons and Moronettes. tmi3rd here, and I'll be filling in tonight for CDR M and Maetenloch, who had other pressing engagements. Apparently, smoking and curing hobo meat takes time and care, and that tranny hooker porn ain't gonna watch itself.

For those who miss the regulars, they should be back at their regularly scheduled time... as long as the dead hoboes didn't have hepatitis, worms, or something equally appetizing.

Update as we head to publishing time: prayers for everyone in central Oklahoma. It's just been one thing after another for these folks. The situation is still active as of 9 PM Central, so I'll offer no updates- they won't be timely.

Please, if you're in the affected area, stay tuned to your local emergency management broadcasting, and stay safe.

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Pimping Friends Of The Moron Nation

One of the things that's come up lately in discussions about the conservative blogosphere is that we've kind of gotten away from promoting each other. Nothing drives up traffic like the classic Instalanche or Acealanche, and so I figured I'd help out a bit.

In the land of radio, I've struck up a bit of a conversation with Jonathan Weir, who is the morning host of the "Yet-To-Be-Named Jonathan Weir Show" on KMBZ, the big AM talker in Kansas City. Well, it turns out that Jonathan is a lurker over here in Moronville, and routinely gives us shout-outs on the air. In addition, he's just a really great guy, a fun talk show host, and refreshingly not given to drama for drama's sake. Follow him on Twitter if you would, and if you're available from 9-11 Central, check out his show. We're working on getting the station to give him some podcasts, but all things in good time.

On the print media side, it's not like Jim Geraghty's Morning Jolt is some big secret, but he tends to link to us a lot, and tosses us a lot of love (be it for Ace, Drew, Gabe, ArthurK, et al), and his daily, along with Jonah Goldberg's G-File, are required reading in the tmi3rd household.

And here in BlogLand, allow me to introduce you to the blog of longtime Moron Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere. It's titled The Sure Things Of Life, and here's his Twitter feed. Blackiswhite has been with us for a very long time, and I've had to get to know him a little better through the power of social media. His legal commentary is without peer, and he's just once again a great guy.

Got This Next One From XbradTC...

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Sounds like fun. Anyone try this stuff yet?

Speaking of heat, here's something to get you in the mood for summer as the pools start opening up...


MMA Fighter Sues Sex Shop, Claims Pleasure Gel Permanently Ruined Penis

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Via Moronette Teresa in Fort Worth, I don't think this guy actually has a case. He'd used the gel before, so he's not allergic. Read the piece and see what you think...

And finally, from longtime Moron MrFixit...

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Just because I care.

You crazy kids have fun! Thanks for reading!

-tmi3rd

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1 Good night and be safe OKC

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at May 31, 2013 05:04 PM (MnSla)

2 I think I saw that pimply guy in the Atlanta airport this week!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 31, 2013 05:04 PM (baL2B)

3 *Sounds like fun. Anyone try this stuff yet? Next time Barack comes over...

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 31, 2013 05:05 PM (JqnAE)

4 Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 05:06 PM (T1005)

5 5?

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 05:09 PM (zzeVM)

6 snikes 6?

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 05:09 PM (zzeVM)

7 great ONT Tmi3rd!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:09 PM (qPCAa)

8 Hope there is some lube on that rail

Posted by: soone at May 31, 2013 05:10 PM (OWQ+e)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 05:10 PM (JMmQ9)

10 y'allI read the ONT and got a 5.

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 05:10 PM (zzeVM)

Posted by: soone at May 31, 2013 05:10 PM (OWQ+e)

12 looks like Daily Caller completely fabricated that Head of IRS went to the white House over 100 times, now it looks like he went there 11 times. Ace goy hosed on that one. Like MENENDEZ

Posted by: occam at May 31, 2013 05:10 PM (DAHhf)

13 The man who put the tmi in tmi3rd . . . Hi 'rons.

Posted by: Boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 05:10 PM (MUZDl)

14 reposting from the end of the last thread Uh yeah. I think these guys got a little too cocky. NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 4m BREAKING VIDEO: Storm footage in Union City, Oklahoma just to the west of OKC tonight http://t.co/9gZeIBFp5V

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:11 PM (DPdf7)

15 y'allI read the ONT and got a 5. Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 10:10 PM (zzeVM) everyone is downstairs tornado watching/praying

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:11 PM (qPCAa)

16 Man I love those old timey pinup-style pics. I should have been born three decades earlier.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 05:11 PM (6rcHp)

17 I just got a fucking speeding ticket. Ugh.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 05:12 PM (F3s39)

18 Has that guy never heard the "dermatologist"? There are plenty of them out there and they will get rid of your pimples

Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2013 05:12 PM (M/TDA)

19 Hope there is some lube on that rail Posted by: soone at May 31, 2013 10:10 PM (OWQ+e) Wax on. Wax off.

Posted by: Miyagi-Sensei at May 31, 2013 05:12 PM (Vk2pI)

20 We had a hobo fight on the bus today. They resolved it JUST before the fuzz showed up

Posted by: Boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 05:12 PM (MUZDl)

21 Loved the belly-flops.  Badly-needed laughs.

Posted by: creeper at May 31, 2013 05:12 PM (vbzvs)

22 Thx for the ONT tmi3rd. Couldn't get past the 1:13 mark of the diving vid.

Posted by: scampydog at May 31, 2013 05:13 PM (2SXc9)

23 At least it wasn't a ticket for fucking while speeding like the good man from the last ONT.

Posted by: Lauren at May 31, 2013 05:13 PM (wsGWu)

24 Shep says reports of people trapped at Busch stadium were wrong.

And no confirmed casualties in Earth City, Mo. Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2013 05:14 PM (X6akg)

25

looks like Daily Caller completely fabricated that Head of IRS went to the white House over 100 times, now it looks like he went there 11 times. Ace goy hosed on that one. Like MENENDEZ

they said it in the hearing, so DC was just following that.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 05:14 PM (GaqMa)

26 I wonder at what point in those belly-flops the diver is aware that it's going pear-shaped and thinking 'oh, this is not going to end well'.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 05:14 PM (zrUCy)

27 looks like Daily Caller completely fabricated that Head of IRS went to the white House over 100 times, now it looks like he went there 11 times. Ace goy hosed on that one. Like MENENDEZ Posted by: occam at May 31, 2013 10:10 PM (DAHhf) Epic Fail on your part, squirrel-dick. So wrong a whole new level of wrong had to be built to suit it. Congratulations.

Posted by: eman at May 31, 2013 05:15 PM (cQ4xo)

28 occam, funny, Shulman said himself when discussing it in the congressional hearing ON cspan. He had been there 118 times  but not all were for business some were parties.

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:15 PM (nqBYe)

29 If we could just get a video of her diving commando...

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 05:15 PM (FcR7P)

30 Lauren, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how i'd want to be remembered. Except that I'd want to be wearing a tuxedo and a monocle at the time. Why should only the tattooed losers have all the fun

Posted by: Boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 05:16 PM (MUZDl)

31 Is that bannister smiling?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- a legend in my own mind at May 31, 2013 05:16 PM (pxDth)

32 10 looks like Daily Caller completely fabricated that Head of IRS went to the white House over 100 times, now it looks like he went there 11 times. Ace goy hosed on that one. Like MENENDEZ

Posted by: occam at May 31, 2013 10:10 PM (DAHhf)


You have a link for this 'claim' or just pulling it outta your ass like usual?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2013 05:16 PM (X6akg)

33

Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2013 10:14 PM (X6akg

 

Local news.drove out and said reports were wrong about the holiday inn. But there is damage

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 05:17 PM (GaqMa)

34 Evening all. Hope everyone in OK is doing well.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 31, 2013 05:17 PM (74tYA)

35

"Is that bannister smiling?"

 

If it ain't it's ghey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 05:17 PM (6rcHp)

36 BOMBSHELL: David Gergory reveals that Leon Panetta told Holder to do something about James Rosen

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f78_1369257797

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:17 PM (nqBYe)

37 Even ultra-retard Dems (BIRM) like occam shouldn't require 11 face-to-face visits to understand orders to go after conservative groups. Or are you pretending that didn't happen, you sad simple fuck?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 05:17 PM (zrUCy)

38 I just got a fucking speeding ticket. Ugh. Couldn't have been that bad if you were still reading the ONT.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 05:18 PM (FcR7P)

39 Wanna smell my bannister?

Posted by: eman at May 31, 2013 05:18 PM (cQ4xo)

40 He had been there 118 times but not all were for business some were parties. Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 10:15 PM And the Easter Egg Roll. Mustn't forget the Easter Egg Roll.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 05:19 PM (JMmQ9)

41 cool that pretty much every local news channel is online these days.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 31, 2013 05:19 PM (ZPrif)

42 You have a link for this 'claim' or just pulling it outta your ass like usual? Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2013 10:16 PM (X6akg) "like usual"??? Call me!

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 31, 2013 05:19 PM (Vk2pI)

43 At least an even two dozen Easter Egg rolls. They actually get kind of tedious after a while.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 05:19 PM (6rcHp)

44 I guess Shulman Lied about his 118 visits to the WH in front of congress LIVE on cspan

strange

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:20 PM (nqBYe)

45 @14

I think that guy in the passenger's seat needs to find another line of work.  He doesn't seem to be temperamentally suited to driving into tornadoes.

Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 05:20 PM (6TB1Z)

46 so the defense is our government is run like the French court with non stop parties and courtiers? mmmkay

Posted by: thunderb at May 31, 2013 05:20 PM (nH8jP)

47 And the Easter Egg Roll. Mustn't forget the Easter Egg Roll. Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 10:19 PM (JMmQ9) that's a hard ticket to get.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:20 PM (qPCAa)

48 It must take guts to get up on those high towers and dive, especially those hand stand dives. Scary.

Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2013 05:20 PM (M/TDA)

49 YAY!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at May 31, 2013 05:21 PM (9x+3B)

50 So in short, troll got nothin'

Posted by: Boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 05:21 PM (MUZDl)

51

39 cool that pretty much every local news channel is online these days.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 31, 2013 10:19 PM (ZPrif

I actually couldn't get the feeds to work, but I'm upstairs watching tv now. But the phone typing is getting annoying so I may check out.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 05:21 PM (GaqMa)

52 I think I saw that pimply guy in the Atlanta airport this week! He delivered my pizza.

Posted by: Thulsa Choom at May 31, 2013 05:22 PM (QupBk)

53 prayers for those facing the tornado's.

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:22 PM (nqBYe)

54 12 reposting from the end of the last thread


Uh yeah. I think these guys got a little too cocky.

NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 4m
BREAKING VIDEO: Storm footage in Union City, Oklahoma just to the west of OKC tonight

http://t.co/9gZeIBFp5V

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:11 PM (DPdf7)



I'll take "screaming like a little girl" for 200, Alex.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 05:22 PM (T1005)

55 Occam dropping a turd-bomb and then leaving. Typical behavior.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 05:22 PM (JqnAE)

56 @46. Right? Had a girlfriend (okay, crush) in high school who was a high diver. She won state. My diving highlight was a Navy dive off the low dive during gym class one day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 05:23 PM (6rcHp)

57 Last week I got the vas, and it was a piece of cake. Much better than dental work. Spent a four-day weekend laying in bed and reading without guilt. If any of you fellas are contemplating getting snipped and are worried, chill.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 05:23 PM (celt+)

58 yo Morons. How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

59 Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 10:17 PM The link goes to a list, willow, unless I'm missing something.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 05:23 PM (JMmQ9)

60 I can see why you guys call Cinemax "Skinamax". I've watched the first three episodes of their show Strike Force and it is just absolutely hilarious the gratuitous sex thrown in. They just throw in a terrorist or a good guy spy boning some babe for a 30-second scene.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 05:23 PM (9+vDU)

61 That video of storm chasers getting hammered by debris was pretty good, but as chasers, they suck I thought the object of the exercise was to observe the storm from a safe distance, not DRIVE THRU IT

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 05:24 PM (8sCoq)

62 The EPA strikes again. Dead man hardest hit. http://bit.ly/ZyFLw5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:24 PM (DPdf7)

63

Oh to be at the bottom of that banister.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 31, 2013 05:25 PM (8cOY0)

64 Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 10:23 PM (9+vDU) Not "Skinamax", "Skinemax".

Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 05:25 PM (JqnAE)

65 Evening all, Are the OK morons okay . Any word??

Posted by: Moki at May 31, 2013 05:25 PM (SdetR)

66 Dr. Mrs. T. and I had a long argument this evening over immigration. She just can't seem to grasp that the Dems are willing to import 10 million illegals purely as machine voters.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 31, 2013 05:25 PM (sMSKB)

67 @55. I did the Victory Dance about ten years ago. A day or so in it felt like I had been hit in the junk with a tennis ball, but, pretty minor stuff, compared to my wife's two lengthy labors. No regrets now, either. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 05:26 PM (6rcHp)

68 To all my fellow St. L moronettes and morons....stay safe.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 31, 2013 05:26 PM (OWjjx)

69 shit, I thought cinemax and skinemax were two clean different things until this thread. I knew cinemax existed but I assumed skinemax was some softcore version of it.

Posted by: Boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 05:26 PM (MUZDl)

70 61
Oh to be at the bottom of that banister.

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Oh to BE the bottom of that bannister.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 05:26 PM (celt+)

71 Alton ,woops.

does this work

http://video.veryconservativenews.com


Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:26 PM (nqBYe)

72 that's a hard ticket to get. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:20 PM Indeed.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 05:26 PM (JMmQ9)

73 I thought the object of the exercise was to observe the storm from a safe distance, not DRIVE THRU IT *** tell me about it!

Posted by: Mike Bettes at May 31, 2013 05:27 PM (DPdf7)

74 any morons a fan of Orphan Black on BBC America? It's the best new show on TV imo. Better than Sherlock. A serialized mystery/thriller.

They are doing a full series marathon at noon tomorrow so set your DVR.

Can watch first episode online here

http://is.gd/9Pj1z8

Posted by: Jose at May 31, 2013 05:27 PM (zc/sw)

75 Hi BC! how are you?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:28 PM (qPCAa)

76 I thought Skinemax was a real thing! Like a soft porn station. I thought it was weird Thor hadn't heard of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:28 PM (zrlmb)

77 I fucking eat tornadoes and shit thunder.

Posted by: Jim Cantore at May 31, 2013 05:28 PM (celt+)

78 The 'a' goes better than almost-completely following the true Cinemax spelling IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (9+vDU)

79 34,69.  Hmm.  Panetta's out now.   How convenient for the regime to use him as the scapegoat.    

Posted by: palerider at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (dkExz)

80 Oh to be at the bottom of that banister. -------------------- Oh to BE the bottom of that bannister. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 10:26 PM (celt+) ---------------------------------------------------- Oh to BE the whole bannister.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (jucos)

81 Oh, things are looking up for me!   :0 :0

Posted by: Happy little Newel post at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (pxDth)

82 I can see why you guys call Cinemax "Skinamax". I've watched the first three episodes of their show Strike Force and it is just absolutely hilarious the gratuitous sex thrown in. They just throw in a terrorist or a good guy spy boning some babe for a 30-second scene. *** It's Friday night. Check out their lineup late tonight.

Posted by: Mike Bettes at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (DPdf7)

83 73 Hi BC! how are you? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:28 PM (qPCAa) I'm outstanding. The wife's bday is tomorrow. The inlaws are still here, but they volunteered to babysit tonight so we could go out. Dinner at one of our favorite places and then a movie.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

84 Tammy al -Thor. i thought the same.

That it was a brand name

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

85 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:30 PM (DPdf7)

86 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:24 PM (DPdf7) totally stealing that for twitter

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 05:30 PM (8sCoq)

87 I'm outstanding. The wife's bday is tomorrow. The inlaws are still here, but they volunteered to babysit tonight so we could go out. Dinner at one of our favorite places and then a movie. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT) that is great! red lobster? what movie will you see?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:30 PM (qPCAa)

88 My 1st night without TV hold me

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

89 willow, thank you! Glad I am not the only gullible one.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:31 PM (zrlmb)

90 What the Dummycraps don't realize is that making 12 million ILLEGAL border crossers legal all of the sudden would be a real Pyrrhic Victory

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 31, 2013 05:31 PM (jucos)

91 Posted by: Jim Cantore at May 31, 2013 10:28 PM (celt+)

Now there's a poster who won at hash roulette.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:31 PM (7vimm)

92 Man I love those old timey pinup-style pics. I should have been born three decades earlier.[i/]

dude'... I love then too, but today's internet porn has that gen-ne-se-qua...you know longer flapping quality? 
When ever I find a bar t-shirt with that kind of art, I will buy it.
**note to bar owners spending money on a logo**

Posted by: Paladin at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (/bsc8)

93 It's Friday night. Check out their lineup late tonight.
I don't get it here. I was watching just the one series on BBC Canada.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (9+vDU)

94 I thought Skinemax was a real thing! Like a soft porn station. I thought it was weird Thor hadn't heard of it. **** Has he heard of Too Much for TV? It's another subscriber channel on Comcast. It ranges from uncut Jerry Springer stuff to fairly raunchy porn. A friend told me about it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (DPdf7)

95 Tell us about Orphan Black...

Posted by: Jamismith69 at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (vHRtU)

96

Ran down to the basement during the heavy stuff. Had the dog follow me but, I guess, she slipped away and decided to ride the storm out by rummaging through the trash.

 

I have garbage all over the kitchen floor.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (OWjjx)

97 palerider,  That does seem to happen  a  lot these days.

still can't  patraeus, ham, panetta,  all those that have a question on their shoulders  find courage to come out and speak the truth ?

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

98 that is great! red lobster? what movie will you see? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:30 PM (qPCAa) We're back. Dinner at Boston's. Never had anything bad there. Then we went and saw Hangover 3.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)

99 Evening all Are the OK morons alright? Any word?? First day of our pack out. Two girls who arrived at 9:15, took their break at 10:00, lunch (full hour) at 12:00, a break at 2:00, and then left at 4:00. I did more work cooking for them. And they are supposed to be finished Monday. Not happy.

Posted by: Moki at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (SdetR)

100 Thanks for the kind reception, guys! Little update- it sounds like one tornado got awfully close to Lambert Field in St. Louis (that's the airport and Boeing plant). They took a direct hit a few years ago. There have been a number of tornado warnings across much of Missouri all night, so keep them in your thoughts and prayers, please.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (cxomr)

101 Spatchcock.

Sounds dirty, doesn't it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:32 PM (O6Tmi)

102 A friend told me about it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:32 PM (DPdf7) Uh huh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)

103 Took kids out today to play outside in a fountain. When I got home, one was totally fine, the other BRIGHT RED all over his back and shoulders. Just plum forgot to put sunblock on one kid. parenting fail.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (qPCAa)

104 All right boys and girls.  I'm gonna leave it your capable hands.  Stay safe and/or sane.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (pxDth)

105 totally stealing that for twitter *** Have at it. I found it at Drudge.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:33 PM (DPdf7)

106 It must take guts to get up on those high towers and dive, It was pretty cool how comfortable they all were with it. Pretty sure the last thing I would do is run at a buddy and tackle him off a 3m board for laughs. I'm not going anywhere near a 10m board.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 05:34 PM (FcR7P)

107 Now there's a poster who won at hash roulette.

---------------------------

Too bad I'm half dago, half kraut.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 05:34 PM (celt+)

108 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT)

Maybe tonight?

Not for me though......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:34 PM (O6Tmi)

109 Too bad I'm half dago, half kraut.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:34 PM (7vimm)

110 We're back. Dinner at Boston's. Never had anything bad there. Then we went and saw Hangover 3. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:32 PM (GEICT) ah. got it. Does it make the two weeks of in-law infestation worth it?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (qPCAa)

111

*Sounds like fun. Anyone try this stuff yet?

I've had Endorphin Rush, Dave's Insanity Sauce.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (yfeAd)

112 Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:33 PM (qPCAa)

Guilt: The gift that keeps on giving!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (O6Tmi)

113 Went to the theatre to see Now You See Me. A very good film but we remembered why we usually go during the day on weekdays. People are weird. Came out of the movie to the news about the rash of storms. Prayers for all.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (fzFF6)

114 Oh, to be a splinter.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (tUhRb)

115 Previous comment was supposed to have quotes around it, as it's not (even remotely) original with me.  It's an ancient Internetticism.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (7vimm)

116 So you went to the movies instead of a hotel, seriously BC?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:35 PM (zrlmb)

117 Spatchcock. Sounds dirty, doesn't it? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:32 PM (O6Tmi) Hey man, Memorial Day was Monday.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:36 PM (qPCAa)

118 Maybe tonight? Not for me though...... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:34 PM (O6Tmi) Maybe. I feel bad about bitching now. I talked with her last night and there's a legit reason that it hasn't happened. A side effect of a medication. Now I feel like a jerk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

119 Maybe the reason for the Dems wanting to turn the U.S. into the Third World is linked in my sock?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 05:36 PM (9+vDU)

120 101 Took kids out today to play outside in a fountain. When I got home, one was totally fine, the other BRIGHT RED all over his back and shoulders.

Just plum forgot to put sunblock on one kid.

parenting fail.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:33 PM (qPCAa)



You probably put it on the one kid twice.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 05:37 PM (T1005)

121

Via Moronette Teresa in Fort Worth, I don't think this guy actually has a case. He'd used the gel before, so he's not allergic. Read the piece and see what you think...
----------

Actually you can develop an allergy as you get more exposure to something.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 31, 2013 05:37 PM (lxc0s)

122 ah. got it. Does it make the two weeks of in-law infestation worth it? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:35 PM (qPCAa) Two and a half. The movie was fucking hysterical and the food was great. But...I can hire a babysitter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:37 PM (GEICT)

123

A side effect of a medication.

 

Numbs the effects of alcohol, huh? 

 

She needs the Beer Goggles.  That's understandable.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (tUhRb)

124 Maybe the reason for the Dems wanting to turn the U.S. into the Third World is linked

I hate this world.  It doesn't work.  I want a refund, please.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (7vimm)

125 Famous pinup artist named Elvgren, painted from live models mildly nsfw http://is.gd/FdnYuD

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (8sCoq)

126 Mowing the lawn today in 88-degree heat and the damn thing was clogging every 30 seconds. After 30 minutes of that crap I realized my wife mowed last week while I was down with the vas, and I suggested she raise the deck height if she had trouble. I look at the wheels and every damn one was at a different setting - fourth lowest, third lowest, second lowest, and Linoleum. Raised the deck and finished without a stoppage. Women.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (celt+)

127 114 So you went to the movies instead of a hotel, seriously BC? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:35 PM (zrlmb) See 116

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

128 "Via Moronette Teresa in Fort Worth, I don't think this guy actually has a case. He'd used the gel before, so he's not allergic. Read the piece and see what you think..." I agree as the problem happened after the "interruption"; methinks the situation went horizontal in a vertical hallway IYKWIMAITYD. Despite the lack of bones in a man's gonads, it still can be broken. This shows again the potential risk of conjugal relations, .

Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (JqnAE)

129 So I wonder what my chances are if I go to court and it's a he said/she said situation, where he = cop and she = me.  I told him I really did not think I was speeding, and asked him if we go to court does he have proof, like a radar readout or something.  (I was nice, not belligerent when I asked about this, if it matters.)  He said no, that "he" was the proof.  It's barely even speeding, ticketed for 50 in a 35.  There was a car next to me (cop was facing us a bit down the road), and he even said that he was tracking the other car first but then switched to me when I allegedly caught up to the other car.  BS revenue-generating.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 05:38 PM (F3s39)

130 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:36 PM (GEICT)

Nobody thought you were really serious.

In fact, everyone thinks your wife is fantastic, and you are the jerk. We were just being nice to you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:39 PM (O6Tmi)

131 Maybe. I feel bad about bitching now. I talked with her last night and there's a legit reason that it hasn't happened. A side effect of a medication. Now I feel like a jerk. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:36 PM (GEICT) yes, that talking to your wife thing actually serves a purpose sometimes. I'm sorry, I hope your wife feels better or whatever.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:39 PM (qPCAa)

132 118 101 Took kids out today to play outside in a fountain. When I got home, one was totally fine, the other BRIGHT RED all over his back and shoulders. Just plum forgot to put sunblock on one kid. parenting fail. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:33 PM (qPCAa) You probably put it on the one kid twice. Are they twins?

Posted by: CA Token at May 31, 2013 05:39 PM (FTX13)

133 Numbs the effects of alcohol, huh? She needs the Beer Goggles. That's understandable. Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 10:38 PM (tUhRb) You can just go ahead and assume I'm shooting you the bird.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)

134 In fact, everyone thinks your wife is fantastic, and you are the jerk. We were just being nice to you. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:39 PM (O6Tmi) That's pretty standard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

135 >Just plum forgot to put sunblock on one kid. now you know which one is your favorite

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (8sCoq)

136 Daughter is at the 8th Grade Dance tonight.  Actually the dance is over by now and a group of them went to The Cheescake Factory to blow their parent's money.  Her date brought her a bouquet of flowers.  He even remembered to call me Mr. De Monet.  He can take her out again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (BAS5M)

137 They are making that poor woman varnish the bannister again? How many coats do they want her to put on?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (jucos)

138 Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 10:38 PM (F3s39)

Go to court. The cop might not show up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (O6Tmi)

139 yes, that talking to your wife thing actually serves a purpose sometimes. I'm sorry, I hope your wife feels better or whatever. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:39 PM (qPCAa) Yeah, I always talk to my wife. She just finally told me the real deal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

140 You probably put it on the one kid twice. Are they twins? Posted by: CA Token at May 31, 2013 10:39 PM (FTX13) no. no. don't make excuses for me. I'm a terrible mother.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:40 PM (qPCAa)

141 Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (BAS5M)

Her date?

Where do you live? I can lend you a shotgun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (O6Tmi)

142 Hey, andycanuck, I ran into one of those here just the other day. Outside the Walmart with a kid in her arms with a cardboard sign in the kids hands begging for $. I guess they muzzles have learned the ways of the FSA

Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (0PiQ4)

143 Saw it BC! Yeast infection? Taro, if Thor asked me to mow the lawn, you can rest assured something would definitely be wrong with the machine afterwards. By hook or by crook.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (zrlmb)

144 now you know which one is your favorite *** LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM (DPdf7)

145 141 Saw it BC! Yeast infection? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:41 PM (zrlmb) Ah, no.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

146 Nothing worse than having the pimply nerd ahead of you in line at a job interview. No use you having a first impression as the one they left will still be on in the mind of the interviewer for you and the 5 people after you.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 31, 2013 05:42 PM (CdeLs)

147 I'm a terrible mother.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (qPCAa)

You are a horrible mom. All my friends made fun of me.

Can I got to the mall? With your credit card?

Posted by: elizabethe's peeling kid at May 31, 2013 05:42 PM (O6Tmi)

148 thanks, willow. That is indeed a bombshell. And could one of you morons put me some f'n knowledge as to why David Gregory is not in jail for possessing a so-called* "high capacity magazine" whilst in Capitol City? Don't make a maniac outta me... *"so-called" 'cause it looked like a regular size one to me. Yes, David, the standard mag for the AR platform holds 30 rounds. Someone needs to sit Gregory down and walk him through the AR magazine options at Cheaper Than Dirt or Lucky Gunner or Guns For All. His head would explode. I'm half-tempted to buy one of those 100 round mags for a 10/22 and mail it to him...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 05:42 PM (JMmQ9)

149 Yeah, I always talk to my wife. She just finally told me the real deal. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT) =( You're a good guy. Don't feel bad.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:42 PM (qPCAa)

150 Tragic news in the k. house tonight. Hubby ran over our 15 yr old dog. Little guy was my 18 yr olds life. She would get up in the middle of the night to let him out, call to check on him when she was away. She was obsessed with him. I've shed my tears but will have another round of them when she gets off work at 11 and I have to tell her. The neighbor saw it happen and thankfully took him away in a box for us. We will have a little "burial" tomorrow.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 05:43 PM (WgeYS)

151 Willow,  well Panetta is loyal Dem hack, headscratcher that he was ever put in charge of CIA (still there back when Rosen thing started I guess)  so its very believable he might have encouraged it but I assume everything the regime says is a lie these days. 

Posted by: palerider at May 31, 2013 05:43 PM (dkExz)

152 yay, home with the loved ones at last!!!!  how y'all doin' tonight?  while I commend and appreciate tmi3rd for stepping into the breach, some of those pics are kinda gacky.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:43 PM (8lmkt)

153 Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 10:38 PM (F3s39)

I got hit with a speeding ticket--my one and only time--and called up a friendly neighborhood lawyer, who "fixed" it down to a non-moving violation . . . some BS violation on the books, as far as I can tell, for precisely that purpose.

Minimal fine, no points, no insurance hit.  Had to pay the lawyer something like a hundred bucks.  Probably money well spent.

This approach probably works better in bigger cities--mainly because urban cops sometimes won't even bother showing up to testify in traffic offense cases in larger urban areas.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:43 PM (7vimm)

154 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:41 PM (zrlmb)

Thanks for that. Really appreciate the image. Hopefully, sometime soon, I can return the favor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:43 PM (O6Tmi)

155 Ouch Molly! Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:44 PM (GEICT)

156 Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)

oh, God, Molly . . . I'm soooooo sorry . . . srsly, real tears here. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

157 Oh, Molly, that's AWFUL. There are no words adequate, but hugs and prayers from the tmi3rds.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 31, 2013 05:44 PM (cxomr)

158 ban test: the future's so bright, ya gotta wear shades

Posted by: derit at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (I88Jc)

159 Saw it BC! Yeast infection? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:41 PM (zrlmb) Ah, no. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT) Dear God PLEASE don't tell us anything else. Tammy, be quiet.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (qPCAa)

160 46 And could one of you morons put me some f'n knowledge as to why David Gregory is not in jail for possessing a so-called* "high capacity magazine" whilst in Capitol City? Don't make a maniac outta me...

Of what consequence is mere law, when the monarch looks with favor upon your labors?

Posted by: Splunge at May 31, 2013 05:45 PM (bKA83)

161 Thanks for that. Really appreciate the image. Hopefully, sometime soon, I can return the favor. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (O6Tmi) I couldn't resist. My apologies to the Horde, and BC.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:46 PM (zrlmb)

162 Dear God PLEASE don't tell us anything else. Tammy, be quiet. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:45 PM (qPCAa) Lmao. No, I'm not. I've put plenty of my own stuff out there (for fuck's suck, people first kinda knew me around here as the guy with the fractured asshole), but I would never put my wife's business out there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)

163 OMG, Molly, I am so sorry!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:47 PM (zrlmb)

164 people first kinda knew me around here as the guy with the fractured asshole

how in the name of all that is holy did I miss THAT????   

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

165 Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)

What breed?

And a teenager who gets up to do something nice?

I'll be sending our 19-year-old to your house for some instruction!

Not really...ours is nice too, but you should write a book on how you did it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:47 PM (O6Tmi)

166

Got a speeding ticket on Monday coming back up I-25 through New Mexico.  I was doing 85 in a 75 mph zone with the cars ahead of me doing 90 at least. 

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 05:48 PM (lr3d7)

167 Hey Peaches!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:48 PM (zrlmb)

168 Tamster!!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

169 145 I'm a terrible mother.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (qPCAa)

You are a horrible mom. All my friends made fun of me.

Can I got to the mall? With your credit card?

Posted by: elizabethe's peeling kid at May 31, 2013 10:42 PM (O6Tmi)



I read that as "peeing kid" the first time I saw it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 05:49 PM (T1005)

170 Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)


Oh Molly K....I'm so sorry.  Poor thing.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2013 05:49 PM (X6akg)

171 148 Tragic news in the k. house tonight. Hubby ran over our 15 yr old dog. Little guy was my 18 yr olds life. She would get up in the middle of the night to let him out, call to check on him when she was away. She was obsessed with him. I've shed my tears but will have another round of them when she gets off work at 11 and I have to tell her. The neighbor saw it happen and thankfully took him away in a box for us. We will have a little "burial" tomorrow.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)



Oh, man. That's just tragic all around.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 05:49 PM (T1005)

172 So apparently it's not what you know, it's who you know.

Thanks for the shout-out, tmi3rd.

Posted by: Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere at May 31, 2013 05:49 PM (/l8XT)

173

(for fuck's suck, people first kinda knew me around here as the guy with the fractured asshole)

 

I'm pretty sure Andy Sullivan is the original Fissure King.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 05:49 PM (tUhRb)

174 Got a speeding ticket on Monday coming back up I-25 through New Mexico. I was doing 85 in a 75 mph zone with the cars ahead of me doing 90 at least.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 10:48 PM (lr3d7)


that is totally the "going with the flow of traffic" defense.  they probably only tagged you because you had out of state plates and they know it's easier for you to send a check than fight it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (8lmkt)

175 151 Filbert, thanks.  I wish I could say this was my first ticket.  I usually don't fight them because I know they're justified, but in this case I'd just checked my speed and I wasn't going anywhere near 50.  Might think about the lawyer route, nice to know it worked for you.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (F3s39)

176 Thanks all...yeah it sucks and to make it worse we had the 4yr old granddaughter with us who witnessed the whole thing. yuk

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (WgeYS)

177 And now I'm sitting here, remembering the day I had to put my whippet girl Biscuit to sleep.

Molly, your daughter will be hurt by this, but I wouldn't wish that experience on anyone, really.  Your house will be awfully empty for a while, I'm afraid.

I'm really bummed, now.

We need to figure out a way to make dogs that can live 70 years.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (7vimm)

178

I missed getting sunscreen on my oldest's  (of four) back and shoulders one  fine trip to  Galveston.  She sat/knelt  near the shoreline and made sandcastles most of the afternoon.

 

That was six or seven years ago and she still won't go back.  Great job, Dad!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (BAS5M)

179 170 I'm pretty sure Andy Sullivan is the original Fissure King.

That is funny right there.

Posted by: Splunge at May 31, 2013 05:50 PM (bKA83)

180 how in the name of all that is holy did I miss THAT???? Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 10:47 PM (8lmkt) Late last summer, I hadn't been commenting here long. A bug bite got infected, turned into Staph. Just as that was healing, it moved to another spot a couple inches away. Both places were waaaay up high on the inside of my thigh. Whole ordeal lasted close to a month.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

181 Posted by: Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere at May 31, 2013 10:49 PM (/l8XT) I followed you on Twitter, the least you can do is come around more often now!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:51 PM (zrlmb)

182 173 Thanks all...yeah it sucks and to make it worse we had the 4yr old granddaughter with us who witnessed the whole thing. yuk

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:50 PM (WgeYS)


This just gets worse and worse.....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2013 05:51 PM (X6akg)

183 93 Tell us about Orphan Black...

Posted by: Jamismith69 at May 31, 2013 10:32 PM (vHRtU)

****

can't say much without giving the mystery away

A less than reputable woman is at a train station and sees someone who looks exactly like her jump in front of a train and kill herself. She decides to grab the dead woman's purse and leave the scene. Things get crazy from there.

Posted by: Jose at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (zc/sw)

184 Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 10:48 PM (lr3d7)

Looks like another revenue-generating bullshit ticket.  Local governments are getting creative in the down economy.  Saw a drudge headline last week about some city that shaved time off yellow lights in order to ticket more red light runners.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (F3s39)

185
What breed?

And a teenager who gets up to do something nice?

I'll be sending our 19-year-old to your house for some instruction!

Not really...ours is nice too, but you should write a book on how you did it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:47 PM (O6Tmi)

............................

 

 

He was a miniature Pomeranian. And trust me when I say he is the only thing she would get up and do anything for so I'm afraid I can't take too much credit.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 05:52 PM (WgeYS)

186 Oh, Molly, I'm so sorry. I'm sure your husband feels horrible. Prayers.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 05:53 PM (08XhI)

187 Wow, Molly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:53 PM (zrlmb)

188 Sorry about your family's loss, Molly. I hope your daughter doesn't hold dad too responsible for too long.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 05:53 PM (9+vDU)

189 Hey y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 05:53 PM (AkdCZ)

190 you know, you guys, i have said a very unwilling and unhappy goodbye to several kittehs.  it's not a popular choice, some people like to take some time but, for me, I am usually out there within days gettin' me a kitten.  because, when you are all sadface and crying, there is nothing like the joy of a kitten.  plus, the kitten will probably be saved from termination by your kind act.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

191 I just got a fucking speeding ticket. Ugh They still do that? Man, that sucks. I figured that by now most municipalities generate revenue via red-light cameras and gaming the length of yellow lights so as to cause more accidents at intersections.

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 05:54 PM (Y4Lwq)

192 My 1st night without TV hold me Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 10:31 PM It'll be alright, Jones. I haven't had a "regular, must watch" show TV since Seinfeld ended (I'll save you the trouble; 199 . I swore off the medium entirely on Election Night 2004, and other than the World Series or the Super Bowl, I haven't turned on a TV is years. Don't have time for it now.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 05:54 PM (JMmQ9)

193 Hey Bomber! Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 10:50 PM (7vimm) Hugs to you, too!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:54 PM (zrlmb)

194 I wonder if those hot sauce folks have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM (vbh31)

195 Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:52 PM (WgeYS)

They can be fun dogs.

And....take the credit.

We have a 21-year-old who will take our money and not do a damned thing for anyone else on the planet.

His priorities are:

1. his dick
2. his head (dope)
3. beer
4. sports
.
.
.

462. family
463. school

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM (O6Tmi)

196 So I've been unplugged since early this afternoon, I miss anything other than tornadoes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

197 hey bomber! Go Navy!

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM (zzeVM)

198 I had an erection that lasted more than four hours, when I was fifteen. It wasn't medical help I was needing to be seeking either.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 05:56 PM (MhA4j)

199 Peaches, excellent advice. I don't know why, probably because I am a wicked old hag, but it reminded me of that saying about how the easiest way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (zrlmb)

200 hold me

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 10:31 PM

Do you have a nice rack?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (O6Tmi)

201 plus, the kitten will probably be saved from termination by your kind act. Still gonna grow up to be a cat though. Just sayin'

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (Y4Lwq)

202 filbert, whippets are SUCH cool dogs . . . the first one that ever entered my consciousness was Ashley Whippet (the some number, I forget), who won the frisbee championship, I think the first one ever, they had it at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, iirc.  They are lovely, wonderful dogs and I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

203 There was a car next to me (cop was facing us a bit down the road), and he even said that he was tracking the other car first but then switched to me when I allegedly caught up to the other car. BS revenue-generating. *** It amazes me that in the supposed land of the free we put up with such an obvious scam. Speed limits are set artificially low and then the cops ticket people for going the same speed as everyone else. Crazy. I saw them put up the speed check wires on a road not far from me. They are supposed to set the speed limit to the 85th percentile. I drive this road constantly. The 85th percentile would be about 55-60. What speed do they put up? 40.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (zPVBH)

204 187 you know, you guys, i have said a very unwilling and unhappy goodbye to several kittehs. it's not a popular choice, some people like to take some time but, for me, I am usually out there within days gettin' me a kitten. because, when you are all sadface and crying, there is nothing like the joy of a kitten. plus, the kitten will probably be saved from termination by your kind act.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM

When my kittehs died, I went to the shelter within 10 days both times. Not only did it ease the pain of not having a furry friend there with me, but I knew that I was saving the lives of other kittehs who needed a home

Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (mCvL4)

205 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM (zrlmb)

/returns hug.

Sniff, sniff.  I still want another whippet.  Wife is not, however, an animal person.  Actually she likes 'em fine.  Just not in the house.  You make these compromises . . .

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:57 PM (7vimm)

206 Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM (8lmkt)

4-1

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 05:58 PM (O6Tmi)

207 His priorities are: 1. his dick 2. his head (dope) 3. beer 4. sports . . . 462. family 463. school Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:56 PM (O6Tmi) His New Priorities: 1) Where am I going to sleep? 2) Where am I going to get food? 3) How am I going to get there? 4) How am I going to pay for any of that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

208 Thanks for the shout-out, TMI.

You're not the asshole everyone says you are.

Sometimes.

Posted by: xbradtc at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (N6KNa)

209 Isn't chemjeff near the new tornado warning area?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (T1005)

210 Hey TR if you are here you need to go to bed. hangovers and shooting matches are for experts/seasoned shooters only it is no fun wondering if the beer shits will show up at the wrong time durring a shooting event, I read that on the internet BTW.

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (zzeVM)

211 Our 18-hour national nightmare is over.  The Royals have returned to their losing ways.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (7vimm)

212 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:57 PM (zrlmb)

uh huh . . . so, do you want to share with the group what it is that you are drinking tonight, Miss Tammy?

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

213 Hi there, Ms al-Thor.  Haven't seen your postings lately!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 31, 2013 05:59 PM (0EkGc)

214 They still do that?

Man, that sucks.
--

Yes, it does.  I guess that's the downside to living in what has been ranked the safest city in the US.  The cops obviously don't have enough to do.

I'll quit bitching about it though.  Other people have much worse tragedies going on now.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 06:00 PM (F3s39)

215 Filbert, I do understand that. Lots of Southern folks do not hold with animals in the house. I spent lots of time outdoors!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:00 PM (zrlmb)

216

 I had an erection that lasted more than four hours, when I was fifteen.

 

Mine lasted  nigh unto  four   years.  Temporary relief was enjoyed  by the liberal application of an alcohol-infused  college co-ed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 06:00 PM (BAS5M)

217 I am a wicked old hagsmokin' hot Moronette.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:57 PM (zrlmb)

Wicked? Absolutely.

I am getting a bit tired of reminding everyone of the AOSHQ FAQ

All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:01 PM (O6Tmi)

218 4-1

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:58 PM (O6Tmi)


huh?

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

219

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM (8lmkt) .................

 

 

It it were up to me I would be at the humane society tomorrow. My daughter has always said there will never be another dog that could compare to Spike so I don't think she will have any interest. I kinda wonder if this was the best way it could have happened. It was instant so no pain. I don't think I could bear it down the road if I would have had to take him in to be put to sleep. At 15 the day was coming I am sure. Well off to blubber in my pillow some more before daughter gets home. Thanks again you all.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 06:01 PM (WgeYS)

220 Missourah!? I love you Fox News guy!

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:01 PM (Y4Lwq)

221 I wonder if those hot sauce folks have a newsletter?
I think it's called the Bleeding Times.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:01 PM (9+vDU)

222 Well, in Wife's case, she grew up with 7 siblings and I don't think there was room or disposable income for pets, so her family never had any.

Mine, on the other hand--dogs, cats, the occasional hamster . . .

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:02 PM (7vimm)

223 {{{{{{{molly (and mr. molly, too)}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

224 Howdy, L Rob! You staying safe? Peaches is right, I am beyond tacky tonight. And sober as a judge. I shall lurk awhile before I say something even tackier!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:02 PM (zrlmb)

225 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT)

Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:02 PM (O6Tmi)

226 Back. My baby is on sleep strike. Damn infant unions.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 06:03 PM (qPCAa)

227 Missourah!?

I love you Fox News guy!


Gah!

MissourEEEE.

(West/North pronunciation.)

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:03 PM (7vimm)

228 Lots of Southern folks do not hold with animals in the house. I spent lots of time outdoors!


Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

229 huh?

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:01 PM (8lmkt)

Don't be coy.....

Yankees 4, Red Sox 1.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:03 PM (O6Tmi)

230 Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight?

Your dog pooped on the couch?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 31, 2013 06:03 PM (vbh31)

231 NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 4m NEW PHOTO: Flooding in downtown Oklahoma City - http://t.co/D2YvQsberO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (DPdf7)

232 Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:02 PM (O6Tmi) too drunk? or wife out of town

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (zzeVM)

233 ChemJeff's north of me, so he's out of the woods. XBrad, I told you, our pet names for each other are only for the chain room... gargler boy.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (cxomr)

234 Safe on the northern side of the OKC metro.  South side took the bad stuff tonight.  Worse out to the west, sounds like.  Crazy multi-vortex storms.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (0EkGc)

235 I  get the oddest spam lately.  FB knows where I am because I get Afghan election news updates.  But email spammers are funny. 

Ever since I got here, I see:  "Local hotties are waiting to meet you."  Never saw that in the US.

Today I got one from Threesome Sandra that said "Accept Michelle's friend request."  I thought, Fluck and Obama.  How's that for a threesome?

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (AkdCZ)

236 Yankees 4, Red Sox 1.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:03 PM (O6Tmi)


Oh, that.  Whatevs, dude, it all comes down to October.  At least the Sox haven't been swept by (wait for it) the fuckin METS!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)

237 Delurking briefly to say HEY Deety! And to bless Dildo's heart!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:05 PM (zrlmb)

238 Lots of Southern folks do not hold with animals in the house. I spent lots of time outdoors!




Oh.  Yeah.  Got it.

That might mean it's bedtime for filbert (and Germany!)

Yup.  The free-associating is beginning.  Might have to shut'er down.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:05 PM (7vimm)

239

that is totally the "going with the flow of traffic" defense. they probably only tagged you because you had out of state plates and they know it's easier for you to send a check than fight it.

 

Yup.  The annoying thing is that a) people regularly do 90-95 along that stretch of I-25 and b) the road was clear so it's not like I was a danger to anyone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 06:05 PM (lr3d7)

240 I am getting a bit tired of reminding everyone of the AOSHQ FAQ All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:01 PM (O6Tmi) Do we need to call a meeting to order? We would still need DC in Towson, Bannion or EC to make it a quorum. Discretion is better part of valor. So no, I won't guess.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

241 It's not really a disaster until Shemp breathlessly passes on "unconfirmed reports" of cannibalism and rape. Until then, I can't possibly take this seriously.

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:06 PM (Y4Lwq)

242

Forbes has a new article up about what Obamacare's doing to the insurance rates in California.  And it appears that the Forbes article that my acquaintance linked yesterday just got a nice slap down.

 

The effect is a mixed bag.  Some areas of the state will actually see a decline.  Los Angeles County appears to be largely unaffected as a whole.  But if you live in Orange County, the Bay Area, or a handful of other locations...

 

For the curious - tinyurl.com/lffqj5r

 

 

On the one hand, it's nice to see the nonsensical claim that everything was coming up roses disproved.  On the other, it's gonna suck for those who have their rates skyrocket as a result (or for those who have to pay for skyrocketing employee rates).

 

Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 06:06 PM (DWqDw)

243 Back. My baby is on sleep strike. Damn infant unions. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 11:03 PM (qPCAa) ah,

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 06:06 PM (zzeVM)

244

Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight?

 

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:02 PM (O6Tmi)

 

You bought the wrong  percent milk  at the grocery store?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 06:06 PM (BAS5M)

245 too drunk?
or wife out of town

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 11:04 PM (zzeVM)

I wish.

See #192

The only issue we ever fight about.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:07 PM (O6Tmi)

246 I thought, Fluck and Obama. How's that for a threesome?

It means two people are getting cornholed!

And Michelle isn't one of 'em

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 06:07 PM (QTHTd)

247 HHS is already rationing enrollment in Obamacare pre-existing condition plan. http://tinyurl.com/mldvk8d ... I wonder how many people thought that EVERYONE was going to be covered for pre-existing conditions?

Posted by: Stormy at May 31, 2013 06:07 PM (RZssu)

248 Today I got one from Threesome Sandra that said "Accept Michelle's friend request." I thought, Fluck and Obama. How's that for a threesome?
--

Like I said, lots of worse tragedies in the world tonight.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 06:07 PM (F3s39)

249 hi Deety!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 06:07 PM (QTHTd)

250 >>>> care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight? Your drunk is inhibiting an erection?

Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 06:08 PM (0PiQ4)

251 it's not like I was a danger to anyone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 11:05 PM (lr3d7)


sweet Alex, and I think you know I love you, you had out of state plates.  just send 'em a fuckin' check and put it behind you.  it's a scam.  not, of course, on the level of Obamacare.  I pay $667 a month for health insurance that does fuck-all for me and now they are talking about raising it 146 percent.  i keep waiting for the punch line . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

252 no justice
no peas!

Posted by: babies' union of america at May 31, 2013 06:08 PM (9+vDU)

253 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:06 PM (GEICT)

Well, it's because you and I are in agreement about how to deal with a spoiled, entitled 21-year-old.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:08 PM (O6Tmi)

254 206 Isn't chemjeff near the new tornado warning area?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 10:59 PM

CJ is around St Joe, well out of the warning area for tonight.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2013 06:08 PM (mCvL4)

255 Hey Tami al-Thor. Before you lurk off, thanks for the help last month with the roses. Despite my various mistakes, both have shoots on them! One even has rosebuds so I should have flowers soon.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:08 PM (GaqMa)

256 Jones. Get a digital tv antennae. You'll be able to pic up the local channels, at least, and maybe some you didn't even know about from nearby. Also, if you ask Comcast, there is usually a very inexpensive option for getting only the local channels.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:09 PM (DPdf7)

257 I thought, Fluck and Obama. How's that for a threesome? Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 11:04 PM (AkdCZ) dude, Sandra Fluke and M. Obama threesome, worst porn ever.

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 06:09 PM (zzeVM)

258 Sorry about your dog Molly. My uncle ran over my dog Square, when I was 6. He never apologized. I am 37 now and I still get angry about it.

Posted by: Jmel at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (9tSXa)

259 That might mean it's bedtime for filbert (and Germany!)
And winter for Poland and France???

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (9+vDU)

260 Isn't chemjeff near the new tornado warning area? Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 10:59 PM If he's back from Louisville, yes. If he's not back from Louisville, his home is in the "alley".

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (JMmQ9)

261 - 227 Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight? Your dog pooped on the couch? Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 31, 2013 11:03 PM --------------- Dog?? Yes!! The dog did it!

Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (DtNNC)

262 See #192 The only issue we ever fight about. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:07 PM (O6Tmi) oh thats some bullshit. Here, sit him down and talk to him. "Son, I know we've been having a rough go of it, but here's the thing, your actions a putting a pressure on the family. That results in my not getting laid. Your mother is a smoking hottie and I was drive it right through the bed or the couch or the shower wall. She's an animal is your mother. But your fucking that up. Soooo, we can do a better job of coexisting as a happy family unit....or you and I can keep having these chats. Your choice. Good talk son."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

263 it's not like I was a danger to anyone. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 11:05 PM Technically, Alex, it's a speed limit, not a speed suggestion. just sayin'

Posted by: Stormy at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (RZssu)

264 Got a speeding ticket on Monday coming back up I-25 through New Mexico. I was doing 85 in a 75 mph zone with the cars ahead of me doing 90 at least. *** You were easier to catch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (DPdf7)

265

[i]
sweet Alex, and I think you know I love you, you had out of state plates. just send 'em a fuckin' check and put it behind you. it's a scam. not, of course, on the level of Obamacare. I pay $667 a month for health insurance that does fuck-all for me and now they are talking about raising it 146 percent. i keep waiting for the punch line . . .[/i]

 

Ah, Peaches, you're the best.    I paid the ticket two days ago.  It was only $76, so I'm not too worried about it.  It's a scam, but so much of our government is these days.  Besides, it was the end of a weekend of naughty sex, scotch, and cigars, so I'm not going to complain too much.   I think instead I'll go dancing and then have a cigar and a cocktail.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 06:10 PM (lr3d7)

266 Ah, she thinks it should be: 1. his beer 2. its head 3. his dick 4. sports . . . 462. family 463. school

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 06:11 PM (Jv4FA)

267 Yankees 4, Red Sox 1. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:03 PM (O6Tmi) ARod is a disgrace who should retire and Jeter should just go too (I'm sure he'll stock up on the souvenirs for the gals who are willing to jump into bed with him). Time for the Yankees to rebuild.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 06:11 PM (08XhI)

268 I should have flowers soon.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 11:08 PM (GaqMa)


that is really exciting!!!  Tammy has gone into stealth mode, so you may not hear from her.  Plus, she's not allowed in the house.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

269 Do we need to call a meeting to order? We would still need DC in Towson, Bannion or EC to make it a quorum. Wut up!

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:11 PM (doBIb)

270 Well done, tsrblke! Take some pics of your flowers for us! (And stay safe this evening) L Rob, since I'm delurked, let me say I am glad you're okay and back among us.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:11 PM (zrlmb)

271 i keep waiting for the punch line . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:08 PM (8lmkt)

So you ask the president of the United States to kiss you.

He says, "Why?"

You say, "Because I like getting kissed before I get fucked."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:12 PM (O6Tmi)

272 The annoying thing is that a) people regularly do 90-95 along that stretch of I-25 and b) the road was clear so it's not like I was a danger to anyone. Posted by: Colorado Alex
---------------------
This is the moment to recall all of those times that you didn't  get caught. Not much consolation, but there it is...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

273 Sorry for the tacky erection joke, CBD. Good for you, standing yor ground and bringing the tough love.

Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 06:12 PM (0PiQ4)

274 Your drunk is inhibiting an erection?
Then he should kick the hobo out of their bedroom!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:12 PM (9+vDU)

275 NDH I probably will explore the antenna option

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)

276

Technically, Alex, it's a speed limit, not a speed suggestion.

just sayin'

 

Just like it was a speed limit to all the other sons of bitches going 90 just ahead of me.  I'll admit that I was wrong for speeding, but I'm still annoyed because it sure as hell was a case of "target the out of state plates".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 06:12 PM (lr3d7)

277 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:10 PM (GEICT)

That's sick and twisted and I laughed a lot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:13 PM (O6Tmi)

278 NDH I probably will explore the antenna option Stay Strong, Jones ... Remember the get out of the house part!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 06:14 PM (Jv4FA)

279

>>>The only issue we ever fight about.

 

 

Who's catching?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 06:14 PM (5F2ia)

280 If it's tacky, L, elle, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:14 PM (9+vDU)

281 Sorry for the tacky erection joke, CBD.

Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 11:12 PM (0PiQ4)

There are no tacky erection jokes. They are all funny.

Check the AOSHQ FAQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:14 PM (O6Tmi)

282 That's sick and twisted and I laughed a lot. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:13 PM It's more effective when you pull out a photo album with the action immortalized.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 06:15 PM (MhA4j)

283

This is the moment to recall all of those times that you didn't get caught. Not much consolation, but there it is...

 

Yup.  And thank God this one time the hooker in the trunk hadn't woken up yet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 06:15 PM (lr3d7)

284 Then he should kick the hobo out of their bedroom!

 . . . and into the bathroom

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 06:15 PM (QTHTd)

285 Who's catching?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 11:14 PM (5F2ia)

I really have nothing to say, other than I should be offended, but I laughed instead.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:16 PM (O6Tmi)

286 oh Tammy, come on out. Hi Peaches!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:16 PM (qPCAa)

287
    Good evening, good people. 

     Fun time shooting this afternoon with older granddaughter.  Give that kid some more trigger time and she will outshoot me.  Absolute natural.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2013 06:16 PM (SAMxH)

288 NDH I probably will explore the antenna option *** I purchased one for my mom, back when everything first went all-digital, and she got about 8 channels in a mid-size market. IIRC, I bought it at Radio Shack, but they have them at Walmart too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:16 PM (DPdf7)

289 So, does Mr. Weir prancercize, too?

Posted by: Some Lady From Camel Toe Land at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (Cjcon)

290 Kate Upton was at the Yankees game tonight.

http://tinyurl.com/mha74hj

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (O6Tmi)

291

@CBD,

I feel for you.

the furloughs and my lack of employment have led to some knock down drag out fights over here. And today was only day one of the jobloss. So its downhill from here.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (GaqMa)

292 L Rob, since I'm delurked, let me say I am glad you're okay and back among us.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 11:11 PM (zrlmb)


You are setting a whole new standard for lurking, sweet one!  I bow to your overall awesomess . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

293

but I laughed instead.

 

 

AoSHQ - come for the smart military bloggage and tough love, stay for the lesbian porn links.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (cB/E+)

294 Then he should kick the hobo out of their bedroom! . . . and into the bathroom Posted by: boulder toilet hobo When I was 12 we had our own hobo. He lived in an alley behind a grocery store. We brought him food and money and he bought us Ripple and cigarettes

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 06:18 PM (MhA4j)

295
took me 3 months once to 'get over' a Labrador.  still haven't I don't think.

also never speed towards the end of the month, its revenue time.

Posted by: Pro tips at May 31, 2013 06:18 PM (jKWYf)

296 chemjeff is traveling in Louisville KY. Are their tornadoes there? he checked in on the tornado thread.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:19 PM (qPCAa)

297 So, my Dad got out of surgery today and the main concern seems to be that he's not feeling enough pain. "Are you just being a bad-ass?" "No! I feel pretty good, actually." "Well, maybe things will improve and you'll feel like horseshit tomorrow?"

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:19 PM (Y4Lwq)

298 come for the smart military bloggage and tough love, stay for the lesbian porn links.

And we don't discriminate on the basis of gender!

Posted by: Snarky the Curious at May 31, 2013 06:19 PM (QTHTd)

299 Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 11:17 PM (GaqMa)

That's marriage.

I never expected it to be perfect. And I doubt that most successful marriages are without strife. It's probably how they deal with it that makes them successful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (O6Tmi)

300 So, my Dad got out of surgery today and the main concern seems to be that he's not feeling enough pain. Wait until the medication clears his system.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (doBIb)

301 Well, maybe things will improve and you'll feel like horseshit tomorrow?" Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 11:19 PM (Y4Lwq) LOL! that's hysterical.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (qPCAa)

302 Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 11:19 PM (Y4Lwq)

prayers up for your dadster, deety!  sounds like a fine American!

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

303 Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:17 PM (8lmkt)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:21 PM (zrlmb)

304 Hope your Dad's recovery goes smoothly, Deety wants a basement in AZ which is weird 'cause the house is in Detroit at May 31, 2013 11:19 PM (Y4Lwq)

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 06:21 PM (Jv4FA)

305 Alright, CBD or EC? Who's calling this thing to order since Sergeant at Arms Bannion is likely facedown in a ditch somewhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

306 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 11:21 PM (zrlmb)

:

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:22 PM (8lmkt)

307 Back. My baby is on sleep strike. Damn infant unions It's because they know they can't get fired.

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:22 PM (Y4Lwq)

308

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:20 PM (O6Tmi

 

we'll make it work I suspect, it's just going to be a crappy summer. Plus this is the first big thing in our short marriage making it more scary.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:22 PM (GaqMa)

309 I got a speeding ticket last Saturday. It was on a brand new street with construction still going on on either side, one of those that the general population has not realized is open yet. No traffic, no pedestrians, no stop signs or lights and they have it marked 25 MPH. Of course I was going 45. of course. the cop was really nice though.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:23 PM (qPCAa)

310 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT)

You are the ranking member.

I'm out. I have a full day tomorrow -- lots of cooking of large pieces of pig.

Thanks for the chuckles folks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:23 PM (O6Tmi)

311 The Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Still Cherish Their Marriage Vows Club is hereby called to order. The Marginally Honourable BCochran presiding. *bangs gavel* What is the order of business tonight gentleman?

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:24 PM (doBIb)

312 What a pussy. Now we're short a one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

313 Hello, Horde. Crazy night...living in south-central OK has kept me busy posting updates to our station's FB and Twitter. We didn't get any of this really bad stuff in my town, but, just like on May 20, we were just close enough to it to get worried. I'm going to go read some comments now. BRB.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:25 PM (5J54Q)

314 I have one app on my iPhone that said FL has billboard up against Rubio's immigration bill and it claims 30 million will become citizens and jobs should go to unemployed citizens now! Rubio had such promise and then McConnell used him to push the now 1,000 page bill.

Posted by: CarolT at May 31, 2013 06:25 PM (z4WKX)

315 What is the order of business tonight gentleman? *** Boobehs?

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 06:25 PM (MhA4j)

316

Tammy al Thor,

 

If the plants survive these storms I'll post some pics later. Sadly something killed the annuals around it, but the roses are good!

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:25 PM (GaqMa)

317 Plus this is the first big thing in our short marriage making it more scary. Best of luck ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (Jv4FA)

318 Boobehs? The standing order of The Club is boobehs. What else?

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)

319 What a pussy.

yup . . . it's not like he's gettin' laid, what's up with that??  we can all post one-handed. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

320 I move to make it club policy that "All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match" as proposed by member CBD.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

321 peaches, you are cracking me up!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:27 PM (qPCAa)

322 *waves furiously at Tammy*

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:27 PM (Y4Lwq)

323 I'm out. I have a full day tomorrow -- lots of cooking of large pieces of pig. Dang!!! No wonder he and the wife are fighting!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 06:27 PM (Jv4FA)

324 HI Captain Whitebread!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:28 PM (qPCAa)

325 317 I move to make it club policy that "All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match" as proposed by member CBD. Addendum to club policy that all ettes have bodies straight out of comic books or Elvgren paintings.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:28 PM (doBIb)

326 we can all post one-handed I have Dragon speech and a foot mouse

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 06:28 PM (MhA4j)

327 I have Dragon speech and a foot mouse

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (MhA4j)


not surprised, DoA . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

328 *waves silently, but excitedly, back at Deety!*

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:29 PM (zrlmb)

329 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT) opposed. No True Moronette fallacy might be instigated by lurkers and trolls ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 06:30 PM (Jv4FA)

330 "All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match"

I thought that was already established policy.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 06:30 PM (AkdCZ)

331

Best of luck ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:26 PM (Jv4FA)

thanks, we're committed to fixing it. Although I don't look forward to the burger flipping job I'm gonna have to take to help ease my wife's money stress.

damnable Obama economy, in any other time a decent lab job would be available.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:30 PM (GaqMa)

332 Elections are no joke! Just think of what happens when the the last one pops up during polite conversation.

Posted by: Emily Litella at May 31, 2013 06:30 PM (YWFfJ)

333 Addendum to club policy that all ettes have bodies straight out of comic books or Elvgren paintings. Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (doBIb) *Looks at self* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But I know I'm wonderful anyway.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 06:31 PM (08XhI)

334 Addendum to club policy that all ettes have bodies straight out of comic books or Elvgren paintings. Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (doBIb) The motion is so amended as to read, All Moronettes are smoking hot, such as in graphic novels or in the nature of the Elven lasses." Do I have further amendment or do I have a second?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)

335

I just read that Jesse Ventura is continuing his lawsuit against the widow of Chris Kyle.

 

Didn't that tinfoil hat wearing pigfucker say he was going to leave the country?

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 31, 2013 06:31 PM (8cOY0)

336 >Remember the get out of the house part!!! Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:14 PM (Jv4FA) oh yeah get out of the house right

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)

337 But I know I'm wonderful anyway.

everybody knows that, lurk . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

338 I'm out folks, time for sleep, if the storms allow it.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (GaqMa)

339 All Moronettes are smoking hot, such as in graphic novels or in the nature of the Elven lasses." Do I have further amendment or do I have a second? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT) Seconded! Elizabethe...how YOU doin'?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (5J54Q)

340 Night tsrblke. Stay safe. Keep your ass low to the ground.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

341 But I know I'm wonderful anyway. everybody knows that, lurk . . . Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:32 PM (8lmkt) And so are you! Bacon? Chai bread? Dark chocolate?

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (08XhI)

342 night tsrblke.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (qPCAa)

343 Hehehe eh heheh... he said "member"... heheh eh heheh...

Posted by: beavis at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (9gNQd)

344 All Moronettes are smoking hot, such as in graphic novels or in the nature of the Elven lasses." That's "Elvgren", Mr Chairman but drive on! See post #123.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (doBIb)

345 vendette, what is Chai bread? (looks hopeful)

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (qPCAa)

346

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:33 PM (GEICT)

 

we live in a two story house, but I'm a light sleeper if the sirens go off again.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (GaqMa)

347 I have a second. The motion is closed for discussion and will now go to a vote. All those in favor of making it Official Club Policy that All Moronettes are smoking hot, such as in graphic novels or in the nature of the Elven lasses, say AYE. All opposed, say NAY.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

348 Elizabethe...how YOU doin'? Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 11:33 PM (5J54Q) I'm great, whatchoo singing tonight?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:35 PM (qPCAa)

349 284 that's cool irongrampa

Posted by: scampydog at May 31, 2013 06:36 PM (2SXc9)

350 345 Elizabethe...how YOU doin'? Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 11:33 PM (5J54Q) I'm great, whatchoo singing tonight? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:35 PM (qPCAa) Thinking of giving this a run... http://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:36 PM (5J54Q)

351 308 The Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Still Cherish Their Marriage Vows Club is hereby called to order. The Marginally Honourable BCochran presiding. *bangs gavel* What is the order of business tonight gentleman? Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:24 PM -------- I don't want to be the wet blanket here, but it might be the banging of our gavels that runs off the decent folk.

Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 06:37 PM (DtNNC)

352 Neigh!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 31, 2013 06:37 PM (Q0tLw)

353 That's "Elvgren", Mr Chairman but drive on! See post #123. Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:34 PM (doBIb) Ahhhh....I thought the initial from you was a typo. I was thinking this.... http://tinyurl.com/lhw4dlk

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

354 vendette, what is Chai bread? (looks hopeful) Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:34 PM (qPCAa) I got a box mix from Tastefully Simple. A bit sweet and a bit spicy. You can also find a recipe on food.com.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (08XhI)

355 Neigh!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 31, 2013 11:37 PM (Q0tLw)


i don't know who you are, but I love you . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

356 I was thinking this.... http://tinyurl.com/lhw4dlk Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:38 PM (GEICT) Endorsed.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (5J54Q)

357 osted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 11:36 PM (5J54Q) difficult! color me impressed.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (qPCAa)

358 Well, that was entertaining. I look up and here are the tabs I had open: ONT, AoSHQ, Facebook, Twitter, a page on Kant, a page on Augustine, a cheerleader pic I'm saving for some night and a google image search for hot elves.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

359 I was thinking this.... http://tinyurl.com/lhw4dlk Those are good too! Whatever...AYE!!!

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (doBIb)

360 Alright, I've got an AYE and an ENDORSED. Being Marginally Honorable and all, I'm declaring the ENDORSED counts as an AYE. Need one more....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

361 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT) why are you reading about Kant and Augustine?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (qPCAa)

362 difficult! color me impressed. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:39 PM (qPCAa) I finally mastered "Unchained Melody", so I've been looking for new challenges. And that song is definitely a challenge.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (5J54Q)

363 House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform May 22, 2013 Rep Jordan: 118 times you were at the WH. 132 times members of this Congress contacted you about this information. 42 major news about this very subject. And you told Congress a year ago, "I can give you assurances nothing is going on. Everything's wonderful. We're not targeting conservative groups." I mean, that's why the American people, they are like, "this is unbelivable." Are you sure you didn't talk to anyone at the WH about this issue, Mr. Shulman? Shulman: About singling out conservative groups for special scrutiny? Rep Jordan: Well, that's what we're talking about, isn't it? Absolutely sure that I didn't talk to anyone about at, at, the... Rep Jordan: 118 visits? It didn't come up in casual conversation, after 132 members of Congress contacted you about it, you sure you didn't bring it up with anybody at the WH? Shulman: Not to my memory. And it wouldn't be appropriate, and so I certainly believe that I did not have any conversations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2013 06:42 PM (ujux6)

364 captain whitebread do you do any Journey?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:43 PM (qPCAa)

365 why are you reading about Kant and Augustine?
He's gotta do something with his foot mouse.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (9+vDU)

366 why are you reading about Kant and Augustine? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:41 PM (qPCAa) the earlier speeding ticket discussion triggered a memory from my college philosophy class about the morality and "rightness" of a law that no one follows. First example I brought up were speed limits. I can't really remember the convo, so I was trying to find the philosopher who made the initial argument. No joy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

367 Shulman: Not to my memory. And it wouldn't be appropriate, and so I certainly believe that I did not have any conversations.

To be fair, receiving orders usually isn't a conversation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (jGsIV)

368 Good evening roonz and roonettez! In NoVa for the kids shoot, the bangy goodness starts in the morning. Drive by commenting only. Damn, this is getting to be a habit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (3B1GS)

369 361 captain whitebread do you do any Journey? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:43 PM (qPCAa) All the time. "Don't Stop Believing" is probably the song I get the most requests for.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:45 PM (5J54Q)

370 What about Faithfully? The ending is killer.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:46 PM (doBIb)

371 I can't really remember the convo, so I was trying to find the philosopher who made the initial argument. No joy. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT) ah yes. doing research to comment on a blog. i dont know the answer either but it makes me think of Socrates or Plato. It sounds like a dialogue Socrates would have had.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:46 PM (qPCAa)

372 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 11:41 PM Remember: lonely rivers flow to the sea (to the sea); to the open arms of the sea...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

373 Time for the old folk.  Might be some more range time tomorrow.



      Goodnite, good people.     Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2013 06:47 PM (SAMxH)

374 367 What about Faithfully? The ending is killer. Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:46 PM (doBIb) That too. I've been blessed with a tenor range that makes it fairly easy for me...unless I have too many adult beverages and my throat dries out.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:47 PM (5J54Q)

375 All the time. "Don't Stop Believing" is probably the song I get the most requests for. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 11:45 PM (5J54Q) good stuff. I love Journey.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:48 PM (qPCAa)

376 i dont know the answer either but it makes me think of Socrates or Plato. It sounds like a dialogue Socrates would have had. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:46 PM (qPCAa) Yeah, but I don't think it was. They strike me more of "if the philosopher king decreed the law, then it could only be for the furtherance of the common good and should therefor be obeyed by all"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

377 All the time. "Don't Stop Believing" is probably the song I get the most requests for.

Nuthin' uber-mega ghey about that. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:48 PM (8lmkt)

378

All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match"

If you would read the bylaws of the handbook on membership, page 4972, paragraph 9938.48, subsection 628 specifically states that this is a requirement.

 

So it's safe to say "Yeah they are."

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 31, 2013 06:48 PM (yfeAd)

379 That too. I've been blessed with a tenor range that makes it fairly easy for me...unless I have too many adult beverages and my throat dries out. That's awesome. You don't want to hear me sing it.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:48 PM (doBIb)

380 Nuthin' uber-mega ghey about that. Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:48 PM (8lmkt) The rednecks at the karaoke bar love it. Give the crowd what they want, I say.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:49 PM (5J54Q)

381 Did I read that correctly? A muslim woman had a kid and sign asking for $?

Posted by: CarolT at May 31, 2013 06:49 PM (z4WKX)

382 What about Faithfully? The ending is killer. Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:46 PM (doBIb) Remember the White House state dinner crashers? Well, the wife abandoned the husband and took up with one of the band members from Journey. The husband filed for divorce. A number of months ago the Journey band member proposed to her on stage at a concert, and she said yes. The band then played, "Faithfully." I've also thought of it as Bill and Hillary's theme song.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (08XhI)

383 Just keep scrolling and clicking to embiggen. http://tinyurl.com/l3zpgev

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (doBIb)

384 - "Kant and Augustine?" ----- Oh Lord, enrich me... tomorrow.

Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (DtNNC)

385 Remember the White House state dinner crashers? Well, the wife abandoned the husband and took up with one of the band members from Journey. The husband filed for divorce. A number of months ago the Journey band member proposed to her on stage at a concert, and she said yes. The band then played, "Faithfully." Neal Schon.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:51 PM (doBIb)

386 Yeah, but I don't think it was. They strike me more of "if the philosopher king decreed the law, then it could only be for the furtherance of the common good and should therefor be obeyed by all" Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:48 PM (GEICT) Socrates was always asking about what makes something good, is it good because God says it or does God say it because its good?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:51 PM (qPCAa)

387 I've met Steve Perry . . . it was a long time ago, at a NAM show but he was a fuckin' douchebag then and I assume he's rolled with it as he's aged.  srsly, a complete dickbag.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

388 All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match"If you would read the bylaws of the handbook on membership, page 4972, paragraph 9938.48, subsection 628 specifically states that this is a requireme....
Posted by: harleycowboy



i certainly only can speak for myself.

I Am smoking hot.

and i blame  it  on the  hot flashes-night sweats, mood swings  ,,  menopause .

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 06:53 PM (nqBYe)

389 I've met Steve Perry . . . it was a long time ago, at a NAM show but he was a fuckin' douchebag then and I assume he's rolled with it as he's aged. srsly, a complete dickbag. Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:52 PM (8lmkt) figures. he didnt join the band for the nostalgie tour with Styx and REO Speedwagon i went to many years ago.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (qPCAa)

390 bubble burst alert!

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (nqBYe)

391 Nothing wrong with Kant.  The Categorical Imperative is a handy tool.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (Q0tLw)

392 Did you know that Journey had their own video game back in the eighties? The video game where you put a quarter into. You got to play as members of the band and had to collect your instruments and get to a concert. Then you had to play a fat bouncer and keep the kids from rushing the stage. When they did you started all over again.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb)

393 figures. he didnt join the band for the nostalgie tour with Styx and REO Speedwagon i went to many years ago. Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:54 PM (qPCAa) Styx and REO...more bands from my songlist. Saw them both last summer in OKC. Pretty good show.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:55 PM (5J54Q)

394 Socrates was always asking about what makes something good, is it good because God says it or does God say it because its good? Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 11:51 PM (qPCAa) My observation of "It doesn't matter" wasn't well received. "Excuse me??? What do you think you mean by that?" "I mean that whether it is Good because God said it, or God said it because it was already Good, doesn't really matter. Either way, God said it, which means it's good. Which means I can rely on it."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)

395 Well, time for breakfast.  See y'all when I get to the office.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 06:55 PM (AkdCZ)

396 okIm going to try to get this baby to sleep again. BC I am determined to figure out who this philosopher was. goodnight everyone.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:56 PM (qPCAa)

397 The EPA strikes again.

Dead man hardest hit.

http://bit.ly/ZyFLw5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:24 PM (DPdf7)


I like Diesel trucks, but there is no fucking way I will buy a new one if I have to pour a jug of monkey piss into it to "regenerate" the exhaust catalyst. And that "Diesel Exhaust Fluid" is piss, in a way. It's a solution of urea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 06:56 PM (fNpC1)

398 Bomber, it was lovely to see you name here. be safe!

Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (nqBYe)

399 Evening, Morons!

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (Bvf82)

400 Goodnight elizabethe. Driving me nuts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

401 Look. It's a valiant effort, guys but you are just NEVER going to get that gallery of boobeh pics from the 'ettes, no matter how vigorously you flatter. (or whatever it is you do, not my business, frankly) Not. Gonna. Happen. But being morons, you'll probably ignore my advice and press on with your doomed, silly project nonetheless. Just know this, we enjoy your attention and smirk at your tenacity.

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (Y4Lwq)

402 Elizabethe...Dennis DeYoung hasn't toured with Styx in years, either. They have a guy that sounds a lot like him, but I noticed on their last show, they didn't do any songs from, or after, the "Kilroy Was Here" album. Word is the rest of the band hated that anyway.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (5J54Q)

403 Re: the sidebar story.  So there are Democrats on Mars?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (xjpRj)

404 If anybody was still wondering why we're in the mess we're in today, I present this as a partial reason: Mass dilution. I just found this out today; there is a show out there called "I Think I'm An Animal." Apparently there are people who think they are animal "spirits" trapped in human bodies. http://tinyurl.com/kb2h9jz

Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 06:58 PM (JqnAE)

405 But being morons, you'll probably ignore my advice and press on with your doomed, silly project nonetheless. We got three sets so far! Hahaha!

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 06:58 PM (doBIb)

406 Serious You Guys!

Before you put a HAAS milling machine in your shop, do you need to buy mastercam software first?

I hadn't really thought about it because I haven't machined much for the last few years.

I know some of you morons know, and some of you morons know that I know, and...

I'm thinking about a bridgeport. And  a vise and collets... and parallels? All that shit.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (2bNRv)

407 ...and a google image search for hot elves. Even the vastness of the Google search farm went, "...da fuck?!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 07:00 PM (FcR7P)

408 Bookmarked The Sure Things of Life blog. I think I may borrow his letter to the Census Bureau when the time is right.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:00 PM (5J54Q)

409 I see all the decent wimmin are leaving.  Guess I might as well go, too. 

Try not to make too much of a mess, you guys.


Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

410 Elizabethe...Dennis DeYoung hasn't toured with Styx in years, either. They have a guy that sounds a lot like him, but I noticed on their last show, they didn't do any songs from, or after, the "Kilroy Was Here" album. Word is the rest of the band hated that anyway If its still the same guy, his name is Larry Gowan. How do I know? Gowan is Canadian and had a semi-big run up in Canada in the late 80's. Google some of his work. It's not bad. Anyhow, some years ago Styx toured Raleigh and I saw him subbing for Dennis. Tommy Shaw was still there too.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:01 PM (doBIb)

411 Nuthin' uber-mega ghey about that. Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:48 PM Peaches!!! This is why I want the adjacent bar-stool next to you at the next mythical National AoSHQ Meet-Up

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 07:02 PM (JMmQ9)

412 Just keep scrolling and clicking to embiggen. http://tinyurl.com/l3zpgev Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 11:50 PM (doBIb) I can embiggen without "scrolling" or "clicking" thank you very much...

Posted by: The Pantsless Hat at May 31, 2013 07:02 PM (Vk2pI)

413 Mass dilution... *sighs* "mass delusion". *Try not to make too much of a mess, you guys. Heh, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 07:03 PM (JqnAE)

414 I see all the decent wimmin are leaving. Guess I might as well go, too. Try not to make too much of a mess, you guys. Posted by: Peaches at June 01, 2013 12:01 AM (8lmkt) Oh dear. *Sends Peaches more bacon*

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:03 PM (08XhI)

415 - "I just read that Jesse Ventura is continuing his lawsuit against the widow of Chris Kyle." --- Obviously, this slow-learner Ventura, requires a few more lessons from me.

Posted by: a well deserved ass-kicking at May 31, 2013 07:03 PM (DtNNC)

416 *Looks around* I'm probably surrounded by men. But I can talk sports. I've already given my opinion on the Yankees.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (08XhI)

417 Larry Gowan...yep, that's the guy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:05 PM (5J54Q)

418 Maybe the reason for the Dems wanting to turn the U.S. into the Third World is linked in my sock?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 10:36 PM (9+vDU) 


Anybody willing to bet that these women aren't Gypsies, posing as muslims, because they know muslims will get a pass for that behavior? And Gypsies come from the same Indo-Aryan stock as Pakistanis or Bangladeshis, so the deception would be easy to pull off.



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 07:05 PM (fNpC1)

419 All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match" *** You can bite my ass, BC. And trust me, it's an old, fat ass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:06 PM (DPdf7)

420 Two more seconds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXZdpVbAec&feature=player_embedded I've been reading some discussion at americanwx.com that there is going to be some regulation of storm chasing after this. It's getting out of hand. As usual, dumb jackasses ruining it for everybody.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2013 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

421 Ahh the Bridgeport. Literally my favorite machine.

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 07:07 PM (Bvf82)

422 You can bite my ass, BC. And trust me, it's an old, fat ass. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 12:06 AM (DPdf7) That was impolite. And I require dinner first.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

423 And EC, link no work

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

424 Doom, despair, and agony on me.  Deep dark depression, excessive misery.  Also my cat is snoring so loudly it would be comical if it were featured on a sitcom. 

Oops, now she's looking at me like "You typed about me, didn't you.  I cut you."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 07:09 PM (xjpRj)

425 The Categorical Imperative is a handy tool Yeah but it's always behind about 200 yards of utility cord (why do we have this much?!)so that's why you get people trying to fix electrical outlets with butter knives. Also, I don't think I've seen my friction-less plane for like 15 years and I've moved, twice!

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:09 PM (Y4Lwq)

426 I've been reading some discussion at americanwx.com that there is going to be some regulation of storm chasing after this. It's getting out of hand. As usual, dumb jackasses ruining it for everybody. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2013 12:07 AM (sdi6R) Hey, if people are stupid enough to do this without any training...well, there's your natural selection right there.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:09 PM (5J54Q)

427 I've been reading some discussion at americanwx.com that there is going to be some regulation of storm chasing after this. It's getting out of hand. As usual, dumb jackasses ruining it for everybody. Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2013 12:07 AM (sdi6R) I'm probably reading the same thread you are (after all, I introduced you to that website!). A lot of the regular posters, which include professional weather people, are not happy with the chasers tonight. On the other hand, how do you regulate them? With the advances in weather technology, what keeps a couple people from buying some equipment, strapping the stuff to a vehicle, and going after storms?

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (08XhI)

428 14 hours of being at the convention.  Four panels.  Food.  Dealers Room and Artist Alley.  Managed to snap 86 pictures.  Now trying to decide what to shrink and tinker with to post.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (KMsDB)

429 But I can talk sports. I've already given my opinion on the Yankees.

Well, I'm more interested in machine tools, but I hear the Blackhawks are getting another Stanley Cup soon.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (2bNRv)

430 Mowing the lawn today in 88-degree heat and the damn thing was clogging every 30 seconds. After 30 minutes of that crap I realized my wife mowed last week while I was down with the vas, and I suggested she raise the deck height if she had trouble. I look at the wheels and every damn one was at a different setting - fourth lowest, third lowest, second lowest, and Linoleum. Raised the deck and finished without a stoppage. Women.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 10:38 PM (celt+)


Pro tip:  it can help to set the front edge of the mower deck a notch higher than the rear, especially in heavy grass. That way, the front edge of the blade lops it off at, say, two inches, and the rear edge at one inch. Result: finer cuttings, and the engine doesn't seem to work as hard. It's my standard operating procedure with the walk-behind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (fNpC1)

431 You can bite my ass, BC. And trust me, it's an old, fat ass. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 12:06 AM (DPdf7) That was impolite. And I require dinner first. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 01, 2013 12:08 AM (GEICT) Respect your 'ette elders, buddy.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (08XhI)

432 And EC, link no work Weird. TPH is able to.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (doBIb)

433 I'm sure you weather nerds have already seen this, but for the rest of you, check this shit out. http://tinyurl.com/mjz6px6

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (Bvf82)

434 We got three sets so far! Hahaha! Doesn't count unless you collect the whole array. But you know that.

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:13 PM (Y4Lwq)

435 Pro tip: it can help to set the front edge of the mower deck a notch higher than the rear, especially in heavy grass. That way, the front edge of the blade lops it off at, say, two inches, and the rear edge at one inch. Result: finer cuttings, and the engine doesn't seem to work as hard. It's my standard operating procedure with the walk-behind. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2013 12:11 AM (fNpC1) DING DING DING Works like a champ.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:13 PM (GEICT)

436 Anna remember, Sleep is for the weak. The week after the Con

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (Bvf82)

437 Did someone say "Elvish asses?"  Hmmmm.....

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (Q9qpj)

438 14 hours of being at the convention. Four panels. Food. Dealers Room and Artist Alley. Managed to snap 86 pictures. Now trying to decide what to shrink and tinker with to post. Anna, Did you take any pics of girls wearing inappropriate amounts of clothing? And did you take Rafterman with you?

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (doBIb)

439 OKC is getting pounded by rain (the storm system can't seem to move). Some areas have received over 7 inches of rain tonight.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (08XhI)

440 Well, the ambient has arrived. I apologize in advance for any dumbfuckery. Actually, lets be honest, it's funny and you assholes are just gonna laugh anyway. *that took far too long to type out*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)

441 Respect your 'ette elders, buddy. **** What happened to the days when yungins referred to their elders as ma'am?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:15 PM (DPdf7)

442 Tragic news in the k. house tonight. Hubby ran over our 15 yr old dog. Little guy was my 18 yr olds life. She would get up in the middle of the night to let him out, call to check on him when she was away. She was obsessed with him. I've shed my tears but will have another round of them when she gets off work at 11 and I have to tell her. The neighbor saw it happen and thankfully took him away in a box for us. We will have a little "burial" tomorrow.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)


Very sad news. Please accept my condolences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 07:16 PM (fNpC1)

443 Anna, Did you take any pics of girls wearing inappropriate amounts of clothing? And did you take Rafterman with you? And are you going to post them? Posted by: EC at June 01, 2013 12:14 AM (doBIb)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

444 Well, I'm more interested in machine tools, but I hear the Blackhawks are getting another Stanley Cup soon. Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:11 AM (2bNRv) The Blackhawks are fortunate the Red Wings (Team Old) decided to get tired and collapse in the past week instead of getting tired and collapsing during the conference final.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:16 PM (08XhI)

445 You're going to have buy me dinner first....ma'am.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)

446 418: But is mastercam still the only thing after all these years?  Can any cam software make a quick 1/2" radius without a g-code?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (2bNRv)

447

Back.  With coffee and shitty bacon.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (4Mwv/)

448 You're going to have buy me dinner first....ma'am. **** touche'

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:18 PM (DPdf7)

449 EC sounds like you got a thing going for Rafterman.  And please do not explain is the answer is yes.

Various sorts and amounts of attire were seen.  Even many men wearing kilts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2013 07:18 PM (KMsDB)

450 You're going to have buy me dinner first....ma'am. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 01, 2013 12:17 AM (GEICT) NDH, let me know if I need to slap him upside the head on your behalf at the NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (08XhI)

451 Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down http://tinyurl.com/7gxdwoe

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (LJ2uj)

452 From Yahoo news: "Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul said Friday that Republicans could appeal to a broader electorate in blue states like California by connecting with voters who have shunned the party"

Oh good.  I'm sure he means voters who are way into gay marriage, amnesty, bigger government and confiscating guns.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (xjpRj)

453 Various sorts and amounts of attire were seen. Even many men wearing kilts. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2013 12:18 AM (KMsDB) That's not attire. That's battle dress.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

454 446 EC sounds like you got a thing going for Rafterman. And please do not explain is the answer is yes. Various sorts and amounts of attire were seen. Even many men wearing kilts. Outstanding Anna! Send the kilted men pics to BCochran.

Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:20 PM (doBIb)

455 I should sooooo show up to the MeetUp in full gear...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

456 I am gonna develop an entirely new CAD/CAM software.

Serious You Guys.

Forget g-codes.

Forget thousand-dollar-a-month subscriptions.

I'm gonna do something about it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 07:22 PM (2bNRv)

457 427 Pro tip: it can help to set the front edge of the mower deck a notch higher than the rear, especially in heavy grass. That way, the front edge of the blade lops it off at, say, two inches, and the rear edge at one inch. Result: finer cuttings, and the engine doesn't seem to work as hard. It's my standard operating procedure with the walk-behind. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2013 12:11 AM (fNpC1) That sounds like a good idea. I'll have to give that a try. I mowed last weekend, hearing that temperatures would be around 90Âş this weekend, so I'm all set for now. I don't plan to leave the house this weekend.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2013 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

458 Kilts are a thing at cons...sadly

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 07:23 PM (N6437)

459 438 Respect your 'ette elders, buddy.


****

What happened to the days when yungins referred to their elders as ma'am?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 12:15 AM (DPdf7)

 

They got smacked too often by referring to a woman as "ma'am" before she felt she was of a certain age to be referred to as such.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2013 07:24 PM (LI48c)

460 ALright Horde, I'm out. Mop and bucket are in the closet. Use the bleach this time. Peace!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

461 NDH, let me know if I need to slap him upside the head on your behalf at the NoVaMoMee. **** tempting

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:27 PM (DPdf7)

462 Think I'll get my alleged "uber-mega ghey" out of here. Take care, y'all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:27 PM (5J54Q)

463 but I hear the Blackhawks are getting another Stanley Cup soon.
One of the stupid shit free newspaper rags they give away free here at the subways had a headline something like "Blackhawks Looking Presidential". I read the brief report but didn't see them mention the JEF but I'm wondering if the original version or feature version run in the broadsheets mentioned TFG (allegedly) cheering for the Hawks?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 07:28 PM (9+vDU)

464 They got smacked too often by referring to a woman as "ma'am" before she felt she was of a certain age to be referred to as such. *** Not in the South.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:28 PM (DPdf7)

465 What happened to the days when yungins referred to their elders as ma'am? Okay, I'm game! Just refer to all commenters as M'am! Never Sir! Just "Ma'm". In all cases, at all times. *gleefully waiting for EoJ to get wind of this*

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:28 PM (Y4Lwq)

466 Well, crap. Can't even type a goodbye message right tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:29 PM (5J54Q)

467 I am gonna develop an entirely new CAD/CAM software. Serious You Guys. Forget g-codes. You're going to develop your own CAD/CAM and create your own controller and CNC machines? That's a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 07:29 PM (FcR7P)

468

shitty bacon?

is that even possible?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 07:30 PM (Q0tLw)

469 One of the stupid shit free newspaper rags they give away free here at the subways had a headline something like "Blackhawks Looking Presidential". I read the brief report but didn't see them mention the JEF but I'm wondering if the original version or feature version run in the broadsheets mentioned TFG (allegedly) cheering for the Hawks? Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2013 12:28 AM (9+vDU) I'm sure it's just a play on words since Obama's from Chicago. I can pretty much guarantee he doesn't care about hockey.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:30 PM (08XhI)

470 My computer just crashed.  Twice. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mwv/)

471 Various sorts and amounts of attire were seen. Even many men wearing kilts.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2013 12:18 AM (KMsDB)


That's not attire. That's battle dress.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 01, 2013 12:19 AM

 

 

Well, it's a dress of some sort, anyway.

Posted by: otho at May 31, 2013 07:31 PM (9gNQd)

472 459 Think I'll get my alleged "uber-mega ghey" out of here.

Take care, y'all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 01, 2013 12:27 AM (5J54Q)



Well, your "uber-mega ghey" intentionally lives out where random sections of town get rototilled by "weather" regularly -- so I don't think it exactly translates......

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 07:32 PM (T1005)

473

>>>> shitty bacon?
is that even possible?

 

When the army cooks it, it is.  Better than the coffee though.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:32 PM (4Mwv/)

474 rickl, if you're still around, in addition to the storm chasers who are catching flak, some of the OKC meteorologists are catching more flak because as the storms were nearing they were telling people to jump in their cars and drive away, including south (where a number of the tornadoes hit). They're being blamed for the traffic jams.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:33 PM (08XhI)

475 I can pretty much guarantee he doesn't care about hockey Oh, Blackhawks... Next channel...

Posted by: Barry "Man's Country" Obama at May 31, 2013 07:34 PM (FcR7P)

476 There's free FEA software out there, so I'm sure there's free/open-source CAM software available.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 07:34 PM (zrUCy)

477 467 My computer just crashed. Twice Oh. Um, sorry.

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 31, 2013 07:35 PM (Cdzld)

478 *gleefully waiting for EoJ to get wind of this* *** heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:36 PM (DPdf7)

479 I'm sure it's just a play on words since Obama's from Chicago. I can pretty much guarantee he doesn't care about hockey.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 01, 2013 12:30 AM (08XhI)

 

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care about anything, except himself. Plus he doesn't even know who his purported White Sox favorite player was.

http://tinyurl.com/yhjamwz

This, and the corpse-man thing just fry my ass, because you know they would never have let  either of these things die if it were W. Nucular.

Posted by: kalneva at May 31, 2013 07:37 PM (XyrkB)

480 Anna remember, Sleep is for the weak. The week after the Con Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 12:14 AM (Bvf82) What do you think red bull + vodka + 5 hour energy + Nodoze cocktails are for?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 31, 2013 07:38 PM (Vk2pI)

481

*gleefully waiting for EoJ to get wind of this*

 

He'll just think it's an improv excercise. 

 Then he'll go and pout backstage because he wants to work on his tap dancing...it's always the same shit with that prima donna.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 07:38 PM (Q0tLw)

482

I learned my lesson about running from weather a long time ago.  Pensacola, 1995.  Went to bed one night, Hurricane Opal was headed to Ft Walton as a cat 3.  Next morning, they said it had turned and strengthened, heading to Pensacola as a cat 5.  Everybody evacuated.  I didn't want to, but since I still llived with my parents I did as I was told.  Took us four hours to get to Mobile, usually an hour drive.  Realized if it hit while we were sitting in traffic that was going to be a bad day. 

 

I don't get why anybody would advise running from a tornado or a related t-storm.  That shit moves fast. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mwv/)

483 467 My computer just crashed. Twice.

Try ComboFix from BleepingComputer.com.  It has done wonders for me in my work.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 07:39 PM (xjpRj)

484 What do you think red bull + vodka + 5 hour energy + Nodoze cocktails are for? Or as we learned on the Morning News Dump, some German Pervitin tablets.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 07:41 PM (zrUCy)

485 Checking in before checking out. Hi. Did I miss anything here? Sky looked threatening for a while there and they were saying head for the shelter, but it lightened up right as it looked like we were going to git hit. Other folks, esp down by OKC, slammed again. Nature is good because it's all natural, people are evil because they're not. If you all would quit driving cars and using hairspray, there wouldn't be any more bad weather.

Posted by: mindful webworker in The Whirlwind of Fate (1915) at May 31, 2013 07:41 PM (MBZW0)

486 Tap dancing? I though EoJ had the singing frog. Well, he claims it's a singing frog but I've only ever heard it croak.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 07:41 PM (9+vDU)

487

>>>>  Try ComboFix from BleepingComputer.com. It has done wonders for me in my work.

Army computer.  They have it locked down so tight I can't do anything with it.  So I just watch the BSOD and let it start back up.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mwv/)

488 If anyone wants to help with victims of these storms, do not give to the Red Cross. I can't explain right now, but I managed to get through 4 tornadoes, 1 blizzard, 1 flood and one seriously crippling ice storm. If anyone thinks the Red Cross is here to help, think again. I will not explain now, because I am to drunk and would just launch into a cuss word filled tirade, but will explain later or never, depending if any one here ever asks me

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 07:43 PM (RLdcX)

489

Tap dancing?

 

 

**Jazz Hands**

He's all about them.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 07:43 PM (Q0tLw)

490 You're going to develop your own CAD/CAM and create your own controller and CNC machines? That's a lot.

Yes. I'll be using a Bridgeport and a file. And a computer.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 07:44 PM (2bNRv)

491

>>>> because I am to drunk and would just launch into a cuss word filled tirade

 

And the problem with that is...?

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:44 PM (4Mwv/)

492 I don't get why anybody would advise running from a tornado or a related t-storm. That shit moves fast.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 12:39 AM (4Mwv/)

 

Anyone with any sense does not.  The recommended action is to take shelter immediately.  Not try to get out of the way.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2013 07:44 PM (LI48c)

493 Hi ont. have not read the comments. Sorry. But hubby and I were talking about all the car dealerships forced to close under this administration, I bet they all gave money to the RNC. If only we had real journalists in the msm

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 07:45 PM (vgd4f)

494 And then I'm gonna score the cup-winning goal against the Blackhawks.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 07:45 PM (2bNRv)

495 I know the recommended action, but I still go out in the yard and watch.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mwv/)

496 If anyone wants to help with victims of these storms, do not give to the Red Cross. I can't explain right now, but I managed to get through 4 tornadoes, 1 blizzard, 1 flood and one seriously crippling ice storm. If anyone thinks the Red Cross is here to help, think again. I will not explain now, because I am to drunk and would just launch into a cuss word filled tirade, but will explain later or never, depending if any one here ever asks me *** As someone who is in the process of completing her Red Cross disaster certification (again) I can attest that the people there are very much in it to help those who need it. I hope that doesn't make you cross with me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:45 PM (DPdf7)

497 Black cock was misspelled Blackhawk

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 07:46 PM (albkL)

498 And, Ma Bell, whatever bad has happened, I so hope that it heals quickly. {{hugs}}

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:46 PM (DPdf7)

499 494  wtf.  I got a new hash that doesn't have XD in it now.  There goes the weekend

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 07:47 PM (albkL)

500 490 is correct

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (albkL)

501

Anyone with any sense does not. The recommended action is to take shelter immediately...

 

under the biggest tree you can find.  If the branches are low enough, climb up in  it.  You'll be safe there.

Posted by: garrett gives some bad advice at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (Q0tLw)

502

WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal appeals court panel Friday unanimously upheld an Obama administration requirement that dealers in southwestern border states report when customers buy multiple high-powered rifles.

The firearms industry trade group, the National Shooting Sports Foundation, and two Arizona gun sellers had argued that the administration overstepped its legal authority in the 2011 regulation, which applies to gun sellers in California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas.

The requirement, issued in what is known as a demand letter, compels those sellers to report to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives when anyone buys — within a five-day period — two or more semi-automatic weapons capable of accepting a detachable magazine and with a caliber greater than .22. The ATF says the requirement is needed to help stop the flow of guns to Mexican drug cartels.


The fast and furious boning is complete.

Posted by: U B Boned at May 31, 2013 07:49 PM (jKWYf)

503 See garrett clearly is senseless

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2013 07:49 PM (LI48c)

504 Hey Jake in ID. You here?

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 31, 2013 07:50 PM (+9AX9)

505 Ya know when I realized America has its head between its knees to kiss its ass Goodbye. When they decided not to feed our soldiers three meals a day, but the illegal immigrant with 7 kids is steal feeding her kids.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 07:50 PM (vgd4f)

506

The fast and furious boning is complete.

 

 

They promised me so much more than that, honey.

Posted by: Mrs. Brady at May 31, 2013 07:50 PM (Q0tLw)

507 Mathematically, there would be an optimum area where running would be the better option and an area where sheltering in place would be the better option. The problem is that it's too damned hard to do mathematics when a fearsome calamity is coming down on your sorry ass.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 07:51 PM (T1005)

508 502  You're 2 for 2 in the last hour

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 07:53 PM (albkL)

509 The thing about running from a tornado is that it can still throw a cow at your head.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 07:53 PM (FcR7P)

510 Dammit, I was gonna quote 489 there.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 07:53 PM (T1005)

511 OK, I'm out. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:54 PM (08XhI)

512 why do wisdom teeth have to suck so much?

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 07:56 PM (vJdyz)

513 505 DAve, yeah, sadly. I am right a lot. Getting really depressed.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 07:56 PM (vgd4f)

514 504 Hey Cooth see the new CA. gun laws?: http://tinyurl.com/q4l57o9

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 07:56 PM (albkL)

515 shitty bacon? is that even possible? Yes, yes it is. Apparently someone http://tinyurl.com/bcncndm manufactured a bacon condom. It's like mind rape. Take the top two things that make life worth living (Bacon, Sex) and combine them in such a way as to make you incapable of fucking daydreaming about either without having an acute attack of PTSD. This is how I know that Hitler is still alive. The oldest WWI veteran. No one was really worried about about East and West Germany reuniting in the '90s so much as they were worried about Berlin! What a moral toilet, that city is was and proves to be. So Progressive! But not nearly as bad as Brussels.

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:57 PM (Y4Lwq)

516 510  I would be too if it wouldn't make my enemies so happy.  That's what stops me.

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 07:59 PM (albkL)

517

For you long range gun nuts.

 

http://tinyurl.com/l2thgxb

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 31, 2013 07:59 PM (+9AX9)

518 511 4 generations in CA. and I don't know what to do

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 08:00 PM (albkL)

519 As someone who is in the process of completing her Red Cross disaster certification (again) I can attest that the people there are very much in it to help those who need it. I hope that doesn't make you cross with me. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 12:45 AM (DPdf7) Really? Think again (and I will cuss). It was called the 1996 Mother's Day Tornado in Kentucky. My trailer(go ahead and snicker, but as a single mom raising 3 kids that was all I could afford while working 3 jobs) was almost skipped over by the tornado except some tree limbs crashed through my living room windows. When the sun came up, nobody had power and it was extremely hot and humid. Here comes the Red Cross, handing out heavy wool blankets to keep what...cool? Then they started to hand out saltine crackers and "Tang". When I asked the bitch what the hell we were supposed to do with this shit, she actually said I should be grateful that "People like us should be grateful that we give you anything" We had a little convenience store up the road, who also lost power and was run by an Indian guy who also lost all power, he emptied out his freezer with ice packs, his cooler full of lunch meat and cheese and whatever meat he had in there and gave it to the trailer park. People started to bring out their BBQs and we took care of our selves instead of accepting the deadly shit that the Red Cross was handing out. And that is my cleaned up version, you don't want to know what people told those idiots from the Red Cross

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 08:01 PM (RLdcX)

520 Oh god Wisdom teef. *suffers horrible flashback*

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:02 PM (N6437)

521 399 Elizabethe...Dennis DeYoung hasn't toured with Styx in years, either. They have a guy that sounds a lot like him, but I noticed on their last show, they didn't do any songs from, or after, the "Kilroy Was Here" album. Word is the rest of the band hated that anyway. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 11:57 PM (5J54Q) Back when I was working in radio, one of the guys I worked with was real close to Dennis DeYoung, like home phone number close. We would get DeYoung to come and perform at some concerts we would do, and he did not get along with the other members of Styx at all. There was a real hatred to the other members. We were backstage with the guys from Styx at a local concert at the same time, and they said that they couldn't stand that asshole either. That is why they don't play pretty much anything from Kilroy or Paradise if it was written by DeYoung.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2013 08:04 PM (BXLPR)

522 Hey Cooth see the new CA. gun laws?: http://tinyurl.com/q4l57o9 They passed the Senate, not the Assembly (yet).

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 08:04 PM (FcR7P)

523 RE: The car dealership closures. Imagine you are a manufacturer who needs to move product in a hurry. What are you going to do, close down your points of sale? That is exactly what the Obama administration did after it bailed out GM and Chrysler. It never made any sense. Many of the dealerships forced out of business were profitable. Reasons given for the shutdowns are: 1) Those guys were pains in the ass, demanding too much from the factories; 2) Those guys didn't carry enough brands to suit our vision. Never did this come up: those guys were costing us money. How could they? Detroit books revenue when they SHIP TO THE DEALERS. Axing thousands of dealers, independent dealers who are paying you money and moving your product, makes no sense in any way you look at it business-wise. Fiat was apoplectic. The big allure of Chrysler for Fiat was this: Chrysler had the dealerships and the distribution network in place all over America. Those dealerships were WHAT ATTRACTED Fiat. Do you know how hard it is and how capital intensive it is to set up a dealer network across the USA? Fiat was salivating over the prospect of picking up Chrysler's network on the cheap. Salivating. As anyone looking to break into the North American market would be.

And here comes Obama. He nearly blew apart the Fiat deal. Had to re-negotiate. These pols in Washington, they have no basic business sense. They should not be in charge of any business, such as, say, health insurance or student loans. Or selling autos. The Feds are only good at a very, very narrow set of stuff. The US Constitution lays it out pretty well. The federal government is best as a small, limited enterprise. The sprawling behemoth that it has become is a travesty, and also a threat to freedom.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 31, 2013 08:05 PM (FMrA0)

524 513 DAve. Just one of those nights. I will fight for America. By the grace of God I was born here.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:05 PM (vgd4f)

525 511 504 Hey Cooth see the new CA. gun laws?: http://tinyurl.com/q4l57o9

Posted by: DAve at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM (albkL)



I'm already trying to GTFO. Just gotta convince the BH. Won't even hit the link -- I'm on blood pressure medication already.



Did NOT help that I was recently in North Carolina, and a bunch of the stuff in Home Depot has a sticker that says, "Not for sale in California." Think about that for a bit -- an Atlanta corporation has to put that shit on 49 states' stuff so it doesn't accidentally end up in LA and cost a boatload of fines.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:10 PM (T1005)

526 And that is my cleaned up version, you don't want to know what people told those idiots from the Red Cross **** Give those circumstances, frankly, anything you said to that idiot was warranted. I'm sorry you went through that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:10 PM (DPdf7)

527 - 509 why do wisdom teeth have to suck so much? Posted by: The Dude at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM ----------- I don't want to sound all "ha-ha, sucks to be you" but I sincerely have no idea. I'm 45 and have never gotten wisdom teeth. 28 only. 32 is for compensators.

Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 08:10 PM (DtNNC)

528 515 511 4 generations in CA. and I don't know what to do

Posted by: DAve at June 01, 2013 01:00 AM (albkL)



1 generation in CA, candyass about climate, and I have the answer -- MOVE!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:11 PM (T1005)

529 519  Yet is right.  They don't even care about Constitutionality anymore at all.  i don't know what to do.

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 08:11 PM (albkL)

530

Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 01:02 AM (N6437)


yeah, I don't think I'm writing anything this weekend as I'm barely lucid

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 08:12 PM (vJdyz)

531 521 513 DAve. Just one of those nights. I will fight for America. By the grace of God I was born here. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 01:05 AM (vgd4f) I was not born in this country, but I ended up in this country and my children serve this country , so I feel privileged to be here

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 08:12 PM (RLdcX)

532 under the biggest tree you can find. If the branches are low enough, climb up in it. You'll be safe there. I love you garret!

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:13 PM (Y4Lwq)

533 I don't want to sound all "ha-ha, sucks to be you" but I sincerely have no idea. I'm 45 and have never gotten wisdom teeth. 28 only. 32 is for compensators. *** I have 31 teeth. One of my lower front teeth never came in. My dentist insisted that I must have it pulled as a child to make room in my mouth (I have a small mouth) until he did X-rays and saw that I never had a "bud" for a tooth. (I guess that means a cavity or a space for a tooth). Nobody would ever notice.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:13 PM (DPdf7)

534 hopefully I can stay up for the Season 1 Code S World Championship as I think Soulkey is going to upset Innovation to take the GOMTV's first StarCraft 2 trophy of the year

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 08:16 PM (vJdyz)

535 4 generations in CA. and I don't know what to do Posted by: DAve at June 01, 2013 01:00 AM (albkL) Escape. I was a multi-generation Californian. No longer, and I don't regret moving out one whit.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 08:16 PM (Vk2pI)

536 528 Ma bell, I was just saying I feel really Blessed to be born here. No disrespect, I promise.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:17 PM (vgd4f)

537 Hey Cooth see the new CA. gun laws?: http://tinyurl.com/q4l57o9 They passed the Senate, not the Assembly (yet). Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2013 01:04 AM (FcR7P) Unfortunately, the state Assembly also has a Democrat super-majority...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)

538 Heh. Dinner for Schmucks is on CC. Steve Carrell is s stinking cute in it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:17 PM (DPdf7)

539 Well I'm destroyed now that NDH has self admittedly proven to be a less than optimal goblin snarfer. As I beat ceaselessly back against the tide, I find my treasury of cherished objects to be diminished by one. What, if only what we had once, would last!

Posted by: The Great Gatsby at May 31, 2013 08:18 PM (FMrA0)

540 I have all my teeth, including all four wisdom teeth.  Those are all sideways, and two of them are partially erupted.  Navy has been trying to pull them for 16 years but I keep putting it off.

I'm from Arkansas, I'll be 40 this year, and I still have all my teeth.  Kinda proud of that.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:18 PM (AkdCZ)

541 524 - 509 why do wisdom teeth have to suck so much? Posted by: The Dude at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM ----------- I don't want to sound all "ha-ha, sucks to be you" but I sincerely have no idea. I'm 45 and have never gotten wisdom teeth. 28 only. 32 is for compensators. Posted by: irright at June 01, 2013 01:10 AM (DtNNC) My wisdom teeth came in perfectly. No problem at all. Then within a couple of years, both bottom ones began to disintegrate. They literally started crumbling, with pieces breaking off. The molars right in front of them, which I had had for years, were fine. Eventually I had to have the wisdom teeth extracted. The oral surgeon said he had to take the upper ones out too, otherwise they would keep growing and mess up my bite. The upper ones were in perfect condition. What a waste of perfectly good teeth.

Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2013 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

542 532  To where?

Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 08:19 PM (albkL)

543 535 NDH , I actually loved that movie. The little mouse scenes were so sweet.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:20 PM (vgd4f)

544 Well I'm destroyed now that NDH has self admittedly proven to be a less than optimal goblin snarfer. *** Goblin snarfer? Less than ideal?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:21 PM (DPdf7)

545 533 528 Ma bell, I was just saying I feel really Blessed to be born here. No disrespect, I promise. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 01:17 AM (vgd4f) Oh, don't take it that way. I just wanted to say, that even so I wasn't born in this country, and I am not a citizen of this country yet, my children proudly serve this country and I am proud to have my children serve and one of these days I will be granted citizenship

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 08:22 PM (RLdcX)

546 - I'm from Arkansas, I'll be 40 this year, and I still have all my teeth. Kinda proud of that. Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:18 AM- ------ The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Want proof? Otherwise it would be known as a teethbrush. -

Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 08:22 PM (DtNNC)

547 524 -
509 why do wisdom teeth have to suck so much?
Posted by: The Dude at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM
-----------

I don't want to sound all "ha-ha, sucks to be you" but I sincerely have no idea. I'm 45 and have never gotten wisdom teeth. 28 only. 32 is for compensators.

Posted by: irright at June 01, 2013 01:10 AM (DtNNC)



Wisdom teeth is an example of "evolution in action".



Originally, having another set of molars extended your ability to grind foods -- without wisdom teeth, you have eight molars; with them, you have 12. But grinding foods isn't so cool when you have industrial food-grinders (e.g. grain mills). So it wasn't so important to have functional ones, and people stopped dying of famine when they were dysfunctional.



As they grew more and more dysfunctional, wisdom teeth started being a problem by coming in crooked or in insufficient space....so people with impacted wisdom teeth started to become scarce when they died from related infections....until dentists arrived to yank 'em.



So having problematic wisdom teeth is a multiply-evolved situation based on human innovation.....and, if you're the inquirin' type, makes you wonder how badly people might be impacted by anti-climate-change measures....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:23 PM (T1005)

548 NDH , I actually loved that movie. The little mouse scenes were so sweet. **** I like the opening when he's creating all the little park scenes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:23 PM (DPdf7)

549 460 but I hear the Blackhawks are getting another Stanley Cup soon. One of the stupid shit free newspaper rags they give away free here at the subways had a headline something like "Blackhawks Looking Presidential". I read the brief report but didn't see them mention the JEF but I'm wondering if the original version or feature version run in the broadsheets mentioned TFG (allegedly) cheering for the Hawks? Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2013 12:28 AM (9+vDU) Nothing to do with the JEF. The NHL team with the best record wins the "President's Cup", and that was the Blackhawks this season.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2013 08:23 PM (BXLPR)

550 Mississippi, not Arkansas.  I just said I still have all of mine. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:23 PM (AkdCZ)

551 542 Ma Bell, I hope so. Prayer sent up

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:24 PM (vgd4f)

552 You have to work quickly, get the meat into the smoker before the flies show up. After that happens, it's too late - maggot city.

Or, um, so I've heard...

Posted by: The Shropshire Slasher at May 31, 2013 08:24 PM (B/weO)

553 "People like us should be grateful that we give you anything" That would be seared into my soul. I can't imagine. But I'd bet if you met NDH after a storm she would probably be very kind. (Well, I don't know that but it strikes me as very unlikely that NDH signs up to volunteer with the Red-Cross to be a be horrible person, like the lady you dealt with.)

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:26 PM (Y4Lwq)

554

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 01, 2013 01:23 AM (BXLPR)


does make you wonder how someone can have canuck in their name but not know

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 08:27 PM (vJdyz)

555 Damn Ma bell, see how the media has us apologizing for shit neither of us said or meant. Yeah, we are in trouble. I think political correctness is really the worst of it all. Now Some ag is going after somebody in America for a tweet against Muslims he considers wrong;(

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:28 PM (vgd4f)

556 Is nuking Cali an option, and would it even work.

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:30 PM (N6437)

557 But I'd bet if you met NDH after a storm she would probably be very kind. *** I would have run that mouthy bitch off the team. There's no room for that and there's a reason why there is training involved before volunteers are sent out on a team. They try to weed out the bad apples. Just learning of Ma Bell's story pisses me off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:33 PM (DPdf7)

558 >>>> Is nuking Cali an option, and would it even work.

Lex Luthor tried that.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:34 PM (AkdCZ)

559 NDH, I love Steve Carell, his movies have heart. I am also sure he's a raging lib, what ya gonna do.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:35 PM (vgd4f)

560 The internet will at somepoint have a massive war over the use of the term faggot. If I call you a faggot and you happen to be gay, i'm not insulting the fact that you like to suck dick. (but seriously sucking dick doesn't make you special, so stop reminding me that you like to suck dicks)

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:35 PM (N6437)

561 NDH, I love Steve Carell, his movies have heart. I am also sure he's a raging lib, what ya gonna do. **** As long as he keeps his politics close to the vest, I'm okay with him. I love Crazy, Stupid, Love and all the actors in it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:36 PM (DPdf7)

562 Lex Luthor tried that. Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:34 AM Yea and that goddamn "i gotta be the good guy" idiot had to go and fuck it all up.

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:36 PM (N6437)

563 does make you wonder how someone can have canuck in their name but not know Posted by: The Dude at June 01, 2013 01:27 AM (vJdyz) May be the 10% in Canada that don't watch hockey.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2013 08:37 PM (BXLPR)

564 (but seriously sucking dick doesn't make you special, so stop reminding me that you like to suck dicks) *** HAHAHHA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:37 PM (DPdf7)

565 542 533 528 Ma bell, I was just saying I feel really Blessed to be born here. No disrespect, I promise.
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 01:17 AM (vgd4f)


Oh, don't take it that way. I just wanted to say, that even so I wasn't born in this country, and I am not a citizen of this country yet, my children proudly serve this country and I am proud to have my children serve and one of these days I will be granted citizenship

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 01, 2013 01:22 AM (RLdcX)



In better days, I would say "welcome", praise your childrens' service, and applaud your own efforts.....but with the current crowd in Washington, I'd have to honestly say, "be careful."



Things are not how they were. You cannot argue over policies any more without assassinating the advocates for the other side. Everything has gone to Alinsky. Bureaucracies have debates over whether they are subject to the rule of law. Reality matters less than spin.....except to the people, who live in the real world.



I'd welcome you to my nation to share my dream, but fear that you'll find that this nation has betrayed it. I hope that we can both work together to fulfill the promise that this administration has so abused.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:38 PM (T1005)

566 so the Nyarlathotep campaign has come to the Elder Sign iOS adaptation

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 08:38 PM (vJdyz)

567 - Is nuking Cali an option, and would it even work. Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 01:30 AM- --------------------------------------------- Of course it's an option, but would it work? Well, if your goal is turning a socialist quagmire into a radioactive socialist quagmire, then, yes. Work it will.

Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 08:39 PM (DtNNC)

568 I live a fairly sedentary life as I am on AOS and twitter most of the day. I have gained a lot of weight since being out of work on disability. I exercise on the recumbent bike only about 15-20 minutes a day but I'm trying to work that upwards. What are your thoughts on a 1200 vs 1400 calorie per day diet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:40 PM (DPdf7)

569 Hey Dude, who do you think we are going to war with?

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:40 PM (N6437)

570 What are your thoughts on a 1200 vs 1400 calorie per day diet? -- That you will be hungry. I don't know what your health is like, but i'd rather do the ketosis thingy however it's spelled.

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:43 PM (N6437)

571 502 Ya know when I realized America has its head between its knees to kiss its ass Goodbye. When they decided not to feed our soldiers three meals a day, but the illegal immigrant with 7 kids is steal feeding her kids.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 12:50 AM (vgd4f)


You misspelled "four," as in "four meals a day," since this is a case of fobbits and REMFs anonymously complaining about losing mid-rats.

At least that is the consensus at "THisAin'tHell..."


Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 08:44 PM (Q9qpj)

572 Hey Dude, who do you think we are going to war with?

Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (N6437)


no idea as I really haven't been paying attention but thank God, shit has become too peaceful

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 08:46 PM (vJdyz)

573 568

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:48 PM (vgd4f)

574
What are your thoughts on a 1200 vs 1400 calorie per day diet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (DPdf7)


just cut out wheat and anything with rice, or corn syrup in it, then eat plenty of lean grilled meat of any kind and any veggies prepared however you like (except breaded) and i gaurandamn tee  you will lose weight. Dont go hungry. your body will rebel and hang on to fat. but if you ride the bike and walk and eat like this you will lose weigh steadily.



fats not so bad. but certain carbs especially from wheat gluten and starchy foods like rice or french fries and corn sugar are not so great for you. our bodies pack it on.  Lean meat, oatmeal, and steamed veggies, salad wont make you fat and will help you lose lbs slow enough to keep it off

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 08:48 PM (r7Ddb)

575 565 I live a fairly sedentary life as I am on AOS and twitter most of the day.

I have gained a lot of weight since being out of work on disability.

I exercise on the recumbent bike only about 15-20 minutes a day but I'm trying to work that upwards.

What are your thoughts on a 1200 vs 1400 calorie per day diet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (DPdf7)



The BH went through the hmr program and lost about 100 pounds....but I've been doing something informal that is more like the Taub that Insty advocates with a sliver of Atkins and have lost 35. We've both been helped by finding an activity that isn't a chore -- hiking trails in local parks [we'd previously done SCUBA some years back, but the BH got bent].

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:49 PM (T1005)

576 :-( RIP Harvey Korman (81)

Posted by: speedster1 at May 31, 2013 08:49 PM (yeM7r)

577 - 566 Hey Dude, who do you think we are going to war with? Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM ------------------------ I don't know about you, but Eastasia is really starting to piss me off.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 31, 2013 08:49 PM (DtNNC)

578 ketosis is hard on your kidneys and heart. go with something more balanced. Carb restricted, but not goin crazy, lean foods but dont fear fats. Moderation is such a good thing for the body. it hates shocks.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 08:50 PM (r7Ddb)

579 Gushka!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:51 PM (T1005)

580 still say that if you have a Kinect and a 360, the Nike+ Fitness software has some of the better routines that I've ever come across

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 08:52 PM (vJdyz)

581 >>> ...fobbits and REMFs anonymously complaining about losing mid-rats.At least that is the consensus at "THisAin'tHell..."

Yeah, all this talk about cutting out meals.  Not that big a deal really.

Posted by: Bomber, unwilling fobbit at May 31, 2013 08:52 PM (AkdCZ)

582 ketosis is hard on your kidneys and heart. go with something more balanced. Carb restricted, but not goin crazy, lean foods but dont fear fats. Moderation is such a good thing for the body. it hates shocks. *** I was just about to ask what ketosis is when I saw this comment. I have a severely compromised heart so this might not be a good idea for me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:53 PM (DPdf7)

583 My FOB cancelled the DFAC contract in March when they thought they were closing this place in April.  Now we're staying open a little longer.  We have Army cooks, two hot meals a day, cold cut sandwich bar for lunch.  And it's better than the shit Fluor serves up in BAF.

Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:54 PM (AkdCZ)

584 "Dam air wingersÂ…. comparing air wingers to grunts is like comparing the puny penis of a Persian prince to the ponderous testicles of a Roman gladiator."

Just a sample of the charitable opinions expressed towards those folks inside the wire moaning over losing hot mid-rats.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 08:55 PM (Q9qpj)

585 That you will be hungry. I don't know what your health is like, but i'd rather do the ketosis thingy however it's spelled. **** I've been doing the 1200 cal thing for a few days and find that I'm starting to think about food... a lot. I was thinking that adding a few more calories a day might help that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:55 PM (DPdf7)

586 558 NDH, me too. Such a great movie. Damn, couple meets in High school and still Loves each other, imagine that? I have been with my hubby 15 years and can say we have been through Hell together, lucky to have him!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:56 PM (vgd4f)

587 The best website, I feel, for what gushka's generally talking about, is Mark Sisson's Mark's Daily Apple Here's today's "Friday Success Story": http://scoamf.us/AP There's tons of 'em which may intrigue you.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 08:56 PM (FcR7P)

588 Hi Horde! We survived another week and so I celebrate with whiskey and Red Dwarf on Netflix.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 31, 2013 08:57 PM (0SmH0)

589 MaBelle brings up an important point (to me). Why don't we ever talk about surviving disasters? It's like one of the biggest things that could ever happen to a child but even I edit it out of my internal biography. There is something SHAMEFUL about escaping. Sometimes, prayers of thanksgiving grow stale if you do them for more than 6 years. I don't know why but that's the way I feel. Even after the flinders are cleaned up, once the community is "rebuilt", even after commerce is re-established... It's kinda pale. Sorry. TMI

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:57 PM (Y4Lwq)

590 563 Well damn, loved how Tim Conway made him laugh! RIP

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:58 PM (vgd4f)

591 If you're like me, you grew up with the food pyramid. It said you have to get the bulk of your calories from starches -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:USDA_Food_Pyramid.gif .




And it is absolutely, 100% poison. Problem is, starches don't fill you up -- so you just eat more of 'em. Meats, veggies, fruits, oils....you get full. Starches, not so much. So you inevitably end up with a nation of weight-gainers from anyone who listened to the government.




Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:58 PM (T1005)

592 I've been doing the 1200 cal thing for a few days and find that I'm starting to think about food... a lot. I was thinking that adding a few more calories a day might help that. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:55 AM (DPdf7) Try to emphasize protein in the diet. It is very filling and can help you to avoid feeling hungry. Also, avoid diet drinks. Though they don't have any calories, they make you hungry. Since that craving for calories is not met by the diet drink, you end up thinking about food and are more likely to cave in. If you really need a soda or something like that, then have a Mexidan Coke or whatnot with real sugar. It may be full of calories, but it is satisfying in a way diet drinks aren't, and will keep you from grabbing even more calorie-laden food.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)

593 NDH, me too. Such a great movie. Damn, couple meets in High school and still Loves each other, imagine that? I have been with my hubby 15 years and can say we have been through Hell together, lucky to have him! *** I'm s glad you bought me that ice cream cone. *sniffle*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:59 PM (DPdf7)

594 589- or mint or green tea with a spoonful of honey.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 31, 2013 09:00 PM (0SmH0)

595 And just because I don't want to seem like a heartless dick...

Yeah, I know they are still stuck in a shithole for many months at a time.

It's just the whole deal with getting the spouses involved and bitching to the media which spends most of its time and effort trying to fuck us-when it can be bothered to pay any attention at all*, just bugs me.


*Hey, whatever happened to the daily mournful dirge over the the U.S, body count?  Oh, right, Obama got elected.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 09:00 PM (Q9qpj)

596 Great in Blazing Saddles, Headly Lamar..

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:00 PM (vgd4f)

597
I have a severely compromised heart so this might not be a good idea for me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:53 AM (DPdf7)



I remembered. thats why i brought up the moderation and shitloads of steamed veggies way to you. I too have health issues. so i cant just go off and starve myself when i look squishy. I have to carefully plan my intake and balance it. learn to loved baked chicken breast, and roasted baby veggies with a salad for lunch and dinner and a bowl of oats for breakie or better yet Muscle Milk protein drink (i like blueberry flavor or vanilla run thru the blender with some fruit) this protein intake first thing when you get up will kick start your metabolism and help you not be so hungry! 



it will also help your heart deal with you losing weight and not make your issues worse.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:01 PM (r7Ddb)

598 world class StarCraft 2 play coming up in about 10 minutes

http://www.twitch.tv/wcs_gsl

or

http://tinyurl.com/k4mhhlr

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:01 PM (vJdyz)

599 Thanks for all the advice. I miss being able to just eat what I want then exercise it off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:02 PM (DPdf7)

600 Great in Blazing Saddles, Headly Lamar.. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 02:00 AM (vgd4f) The dentist skit from the Carol Burnett show is still his best bit, IMHO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjMHiQlQAIk

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 09:02 PM (Vk2pI)

601 I have a severely compromised heart And you're going to 1200 calories? Wow Can you afford to lose any muscle mass in your heart? This is ask-your-doctor territory.

Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 09:03 PM (FcR7P)

602 573 :-(

RIP Harvey Korman (81)

Posted by: speedster1 at June 01, 2013 01:49 AM (yeM7r)



According to wikipedia, Korman passed 5/29/08. They're not totally accurate, but that's the sort of thing they usually get right.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:04 PM (T1005)

603 I remembered. thats why i brought up the moderation and shitloads of steamed veggies way to you. I too have health issues. so i cant just go off and starve myself when i look squishy. I have to carefully plan my intake and balance it. learn to loved baked chicken breast, and roasted baby veggies with a salad for lunch and dinner and a bowl of oats for breakie or better yet Muscle Milk protein drink (i like blueberry flavor or vanilla run thru the blender with some fruit) this protein intake first thing when you get up will kick start your metabolism and help you not be so hungry! it will also help your heart deal with you losing weight and not make your issues worse. *** You are too kind to remember that. I've never tried Muscle Milk, but I will now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:04 PM (DPdf7)

604 If you really need a soda or something like that, then have a Mexidan Coke or whatnot with real sugar. It may be full of calories, but it is satisfying in a way diet drinks aren't, and will keep you from grabbing even more calorie-laden food.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 01, 2013 01:58 AM (Vk2pI)




this is super good advice. also Tea with honey in it. same reason. i am a weirdo who likes plain sun tea straight up no sugar. This is even better if you can do it and tannic acid settles a grumpy tummy, the water fills it up and the caffine may or may not be ok (substitute herb tea if not i like all kinds)

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:04 PM (r7Ddb)

605 And you're going to 1200 calories? Wow Can you afford to lose any muscle mass in your heart? This is ask-your-doctor territory. *** I was just thinking that losing weight would be good for my heart.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:05 PM (DPdf7)

606 I've never tried Muscle Milk, but I will now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 02:04 AM (DPdf7)


that shit is real good

Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:06 PM (vJdyz)

607 597 Great in Blazing Saddles, Headly Lamar.. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 02:00 AM (vgd4f) The dentist skit from the Carol Burnett show is still his best bit, IMHO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjMHiQlQAIk Posted by: The Political Hat at June 01, 2013 02:02 AM (Vk2pI) priceless!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at May 31, 2013 09:07 PM (jts1f)

608 Thanks gain for the advice and happy Saturday to all. I'm off to bed now. Goodnight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:08 PM (DPdf7)

609
I've never tried Muscle Milk, but I will now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 02:04 AM (DPdf7)



easy to get and most non gross protien drink. hmmm. Also Musclepharm (look the site up) has a supplement called Armor that is a nutritional thing that along with the muscle milk will give you a rounded nutrition. Has probiotics in it that makes a cranky system chill out and do what its sposed to. BEST STUFF EVER. Grim discovered it in when he was in afghanistan and his diet options were crap.  Really helped my mom recover after she almost died from a gut puncture. Shes got Lupus and a bad heart too. She felt so much better that she asked me if the capsules had speed in them. I was like  "No mom. Just vitamins in a nutritionally bioavailable matrix. Most vitamins you just piss out. these your body can absorb. Thats whats making you feel fabulous."



So its that good. and why yes, i am a health nut.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:11 PM (r7Ddb)

610 Oh and i am also rude. HI COOTHIE!!!! i think of you every day i see a tentacle and even when i dont and just see the colour green or think of madness, or Disneyland pins!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:12 PM (r7Ddb)

611 Damn liars, Well, still Loved Harvey Korman regardless. Night all, yeah, I am drunk, and?!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:13 PM (vgd4f)

612 599 You're right! Saw something on a friend's FB page, must have misunderstood. Sorry!

Posted by: speedster1 at May 31, 2013 09:13 PM (yeM7r)

613 Though, to be fair, I totally blank on my whole Motor-Cross phase, also. (Any videos you may pull up that aren't me? Complete pussies. Especially in England! Also, any Suzuki piano contests.) 'f'ing Koreans...

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 09:13 PM (Y4Lwq)

614 Is there an engrish stream? the gom one is korean (duh)

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:15 PM (N6437)

615 oh, and there the engrish kicked in

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:15 PM (N6437)

616 Decent looking stage, wish they would do more outdoor events

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:22 PM (vJdyz)

617 I can't believe I'm watching pregame analysis for an RTS.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 09:25 PM (hO9ad)

618 Methos at June 01, 2013 On a Friday night. What your teenage self say to you right now?

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:27 PM (N6437)

619 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 02:25 AM (hO9ad) Need to watch the Korean stream, their pre-game show is better

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:28 PM (vJdyz)

620 On a Friday night. What your teenage self say to you right now?

My teenage self would be standing in the driveway with his friensds having the "I dunno, what do you want to do" conversation for the 397th time.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 09:28 PM (hO9ad)

621 On a Friday night. What your teenage self say to you right now?

Dude, why aren't you drunk yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2013 09:29 PM (jGsIV)

622 I am at work tonight, but yea. What Kenny Powers said

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:30 PM (N6437)

623 On a Friday night. What your teenage self say to you right now? Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 02:27 AM (N6437) Could you buy me some Val-U-Rite?

Posted by: The PEthanolic Hat at May 31, 2013 09:30 PM (Vk2pI)

624 Posted by: The PEthanolic Hat at June 01, 2013 02:30 AM (Vk2pI) Our parents bought our booze during the teenager years :smug:

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:31 PM (vJdyz)

625

smoking and curing hobo meat takes time and care

Well, no ... duh!

Posted by: and irresolute at May 31, 2013 09:33 PM (DBH1h)

626 You're the best, Bomber.

Love,

An infantryman

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 09:34 PM (2bNRv)

627 Damn, gg with soul key losing the first game

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:34 PM (vJdyz)

628 I remember Starcraft taking longer to play/

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 09:35 PM (hO9ad)

629 These guys are APM nutjobs, so it's on like donkey kong real fast

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:36 PM (N6437)

630 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 02:35 AM (hO9ad) Hopefully that's the only cheese game this morning

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:36 PM (vJdyz)

631 607 Oh and i am also rude. HI COOTHIE!!!! i think of you every day i see a tentacle and even when i dont and just see the colour green or think of madness, or Disneyland pins!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 01, 2013 02:12 AM (r7Ddb)



Hah!



It ain't rude -- you've got Grim to worry about and I've got the BH. Priorities.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:37 PM (T1005)

632 Based on this video, I say we give the Norks the South

Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:39 PM (N6437)

633

They get paid for stepping up, but they don't get paid enough. Thank you, Firemen, for  every time that  you answer the call.

Posted by: and irresolute at May 31, 2013 09:39 PM (DBH1h)

634 These guys are APM nutjobs, so it's on like donkey kong real fast

APM?

I was never very good at Starcraft, preferring turn based games (Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri was what I was mainly playing at the time), but I remeber vaguely the idea of zerg-rushing.

Which is to say I liked the big units with lots of HP that I rarely got out before getting rushed.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 09:40 PM (hO9ad)

635 Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 02:39 AM (N6437) Yeah, pretty bad by even Kpop standards

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:41 PM (vJdyz)

636
Hah!

It ain't rude -- you've got Grim to worry about and I've got the BH. Priorities.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 02:37 AM (T1005)



hes got an injury from training. So i have been really buy because he's in a lot of pain. Even my mom who is usually not so understanding told me to pay extra close attention to him and make sure hes ok. Sigh. So i have been susie home maker and have been cooking up a storm...and bandaging the injured horse, AND managing the rest of the zoo... AND keeping the weeds under control and the grass watered. no mean feat in this heat.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:41 PM (r7Ddb)

637
Looks like another revenue-generating bullshit ticket. Local governments are getting creative in the down economy. Saw a drudge headline last week about some city that shaved time off yellow lights in order to ticket more red light runners.

Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 10:52 PM (F3s39)

That sort of crap should be prosecutable... reckless endangerment maybe?

Drivers are going to start slamming on the brakes to stop before the red. They tried that crap in my hometown about a decade ago. Led straight to a full replacement of the city manager's office.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 31, 2013 09:41 PM (uUsh9)

638 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 02:40 AM (hO9ad) Actions per minute aka keyboard spam. Typically about 200 button presses per minute

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:42 PM (vJdyz)

639 This *music* isn't quite my thing, but damn, they're hot.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 09:43 PM (hO9ad)

640 Typically about 200 button presses per minute

I might have done that rebalancing shields in X-Wing.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 09:47 PM (hO9ad)

641 This *music* isn't quite my thing, but damn, they're hot.

I know exactly what you mean.

Sex Farm, You Guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 09:48 PM (2bNRv)

642 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 02:47 AM (hO9ad) Think that for 20-30 minutes straight while eclipsing 300apm at times

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 09:54 PM (vJdyz)

643 633
Hah!

It ain't rude -- you've got Grim to worry about and I've got the BH. Priorities.


Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 02:37 AM (T1005)


hes got an injury from training. So i have been really buy because he's in a lot of pain. Even my mom who is usually not so understanding told me to pay extra close attention to him and make sure hes ok. Sigh. So i have been susie home maker and have been cooking up a storm...and bandaging the injured horse, AND managing the rest of the zoo... AND keeping the weeds under control and the grass watered. no mean feat in this heat.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 01, 2013 02:41 AM (r7Ddb)



Crap. A lot of the Mystique of Grim relies on him being invincible. It's doubleplusungood that he's racked up. I hope he's better soon.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 10:04 PM (T1005)

644 Night all. Here is "Steady Breakdown" by Kylesa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgFx77R_1HQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 10:04 PM (Vk2pI)

645 Yeah, that's about what I remember

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:17 PM (hO9ad)

646 I'm really disappointed, Hat. I thought that you, of all morons....

Sex Farm You Guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 10:23 PM (2bNRv)

647 Damn, Soulkey is gonna get sweeped

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:26 PM (vJdyz)

648 So is Soulkey just yielding to end that match? I didn't see a bas cooked off that time.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:26 PM (hO9ad)

649 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 31, 2013 10:28 PM (LJ2uj)

650 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 03:26 AM (hO9ad) Yeah, there was no way for him to come back

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:28 PM (vJdyz)

651 Just one match, Soulkey. You're too good to be swept in the championships

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:38 PM (vJdyz)

652 So, was the break long enough for Soulkey to find a clue?

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:45 PM (hO9ad)

653 Dogs at warp speed: http://thefrogman.me/post/51252150870/warp-dogs hat tip avid Thompson

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 10:47 PM (Jv4FA)

654 blahblahblah.

Who gets 700 comments on a Friday night ONT anyway?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 10:48 PM (2bNRv)

655 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 03:45 AM (hO9ad) It's going to fast and they need to get those commercials in.

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:50 PM (vJdyz)

656 Well, speaking for my stupid self, I think Adriane's link hurts more than it helps.

But I'm a moron...

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 10:57 PM (2bNRv)

657 Hmm. Magic 8-ball says 'maybe'

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:58 PM (hO9ad)

658 Good, no sweep

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:58 PM (vJdyz)

659 Of course he'll end up losing this next match but eh

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:00 PM (vJdyz)

660 So, is anyone still around at this hour?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 11:03 PM (lr3d7)

661 Sorry. I'm still as square as I always am ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:09 PM (Jv4FA)

662 658 Sorry. I'm still as square as I always am ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:09 AM (Jv4FA)


===


I am more of a parallelogram.

Posted by: jc at May 31, 2013 11:11 PM (PlzOe)

663 Well, that was impressive.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:12 PM (hO9ad)

664 So Soulkey getting a second win. Be nice if he could run the table but I doubt it. Expect cheese in the next match

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:12 PM (vJdyz)

665 Gov't cheese?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 31, 2013 11:13 PM (spdI7)

666 Cooth must be asleep, otherwise we'd have a hexagon...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:16 PM (Jv4FA)

667 Cool, they made a video for this song. Wish Gom would actually release it to the public now

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:16 PM (vJdyz)

668 Things be OK with you, jc? The nights are starting to stay hotter longer. Need to bite the bullet and get a new a/c put in ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:18 PM (Jv4FA)

669 And?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 11:18 PM (T1005)

670 BLEAH!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:18 PM (Jv4FA)

671 Neighbor of the Beast, tonight ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:20 PM (Jv4FA)

672 On a Friday night. What your teenage self say to you right now? Bald-faced ASSERT that there are no such things as consequences! Teeny Deety would be all up in your grill about that shit! *mutely shakes her head pre-cogging all the disappointments that lie ahead* "Hah! You don't even know what pre-cogging is, Ms. Smartypants, do you?!" "What? Are you referencing a lame MOVIE? I'll bet it stars Tom Cruise!! Ha, ha hah!" "In the future, all major movies will star Tom Cruse or Robert Downey Jr. and CGI explosions." "First off, what the hell is CGI? And secondly, Robert Downey Jr.!? Pull the other one, you wizened hag!" "CGI is a computer thing (which won't make any sense to you for about 8 years) and also, ahh fuck it! You know what? You're right and your shit don't stink either!" "Asshole." "Agreed."

Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 11:21 PM (Y4Lwq)

673 What did zombies have to do with the rest of that video?

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:24 PM (hO9ad)

674 Colorado Alex, Still here?

Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 11:24 PM (0PiQ4)

675 Everything is better with zombies ... or bluetooth ... or a basement in AZ with bluetooth to defend from the zombies ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:25 PM (Jv4FA)

676 Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 04:24 AM (hO9ad) That's Kpop for you, the videos make even less sense than Jpop music videos for the most part

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:25 PM (vJdyz)

677 665 Things be OK with you, jc?

The nights are starting to stay hotter longer. Need to bite the bullet and get a new a/c put in ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:18 AM (Jv4FA)



===


got a bit of sunburn today, so OK.

Posted by: jc at May 31, 2013 11:27 PM (PlzOe)

678 Deety, you're way the hell out of context.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (2bNRv)

679 Come on Soulkey

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (vJdyz)

680 No you arrogant piece of shit, it's originally from a Philip K. Dick story which you have not read yet.

Posted by: Deety at May 31, 2013 11:29 PM (Y4Lwq)

681 Had a bit of a run-in yesterday. I get DI water from Whole Foods to use with my carnivorous plants (tapwater gives them salt burn). And the cashier starts in with flouridated water.



Last I checked, flouridated water was worthy of ridicule in Dr. Strangelove. So, I mentioned that it was probably the least of the problems with what he was drinking and told him he should request a water quality report from his supplier. Further, I told him that IBM had a superfund site where they were pumping out groundwater at some contaminant at 6 ppm when the acceptable standard for >tapwater< was 5 ppm.....and that those rat bastards had suggested that they pump water out of their sinful, contaminated wells, mix it 1:1 with regular system water [thus diluting 6 ppm to 3 ppm], and send that out into the water system for people to drink.



I imagine that he's still trying to figure out whether to shit or go blind. His grievance-studies degree left him woefully unprepared for such discourse.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 11:32 PM (T1005)

682 Philip K. Dick once wrote a Dragonrider piece ... or rather, he tried to ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:32 PM (Jv4FA)

683 Or should I say Deety the giggly German dude?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:33 PM (2bNRv)

684 The only human being who is capable of being entirely within context, at all times, is Dana Perino. Possibly. Maybe. Oh, who the hell knows?!

Posted by: Deety at May 31, 2013 11:34 PM (Y4Lwq)

685 Game 7. Clue, indeed.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:34 PM (hO9ad)

686 Wow a game 7

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:35 PM (vJdyz)

687 I get DI water from Whole Foods to use with my carnivorous plants (tapwater gives them salt burn). Have you tried a Zero Filter? H2O over here is so hard it takes out the filter in less than a week, so no economic advantage over buying water at the store. But CA is less salty-ish ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:35 PM (Jv4FA)

688 You can do it Soulkey....at least until the blows up into another gambling scam

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:37 PM (vJdyz)

689 got a bit of sunburn today, so OK. Something about sunburn and bad mothering on an earlier thread ... :- ) I hope you're OK tomorrow.

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:37 PM (Jv4FA)

690 684 I get DI water from Whole Foods to use with my carnivorous plants (tapwater gives them salt burn).

Have you tried a Zero Filter?

H2O over here is so hard it takes out the filter in less than a week, so no economic advantage over buying water at the store.

But CA is less salty-ish ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:35 AM (Jv4FA)




Water here is liquid concrete -- rift lake cichlids love it straight from the tap, and some of their survival strategies involve things self-cementing in place.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 11:37 PM (T1005)

691 gambling scam?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 31, 2013 11:38 PM (spdI7)

692 Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 01, 2013 04:38 AM (spdI7) Yeah, do a google search for Korea sc2 and gambling

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:39 PM (vJdyz)

693 Back in the day, in SB, had a tret snuff it by undermining a rock and getting pinned behind it. Figured out later that it would have worked if the sand/rocks glommed together with hard water.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 11:40 PM (T1005)

694 Err not Sc2 but Starcraft or broodwar

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:40 PM (vJdyz)

695 OK, sackin' it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 11:42 PM (T1005)

696 I guess I can't really think of a context in which Dana Perino would be inappropriate,..

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:42 PM (2bNRv)

697 Water here is liquid concrete yikes!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:42 PM (Jv4FA)

698 Good night, cooth ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:43 PM (Jv4FA)

699 Falling through helicopter blades doesn't count, You Guys.

M'kay?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:45 PM (2bNRv)

700 694 Water here is liquid concrete

yikes!

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:42 AM (Jv4FA)


==


So, drinking water to avoid constipation is ....  right?   ...wrong?   ...waste of time?  ...silly?    or    ...huh?

Posted by: jc at May 31, 2013 11:45 PM (PlzOe)

701 Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 04:32 AM (T1005) Well, next time a cashier volunteers their their vague hopes and dreams about matters "sciency" unbidden, I shall comfort myself with the thought that "cthulu got here first!" Flouridation?! That's fucking clasic! Love the way you managed to weave IBM into there, apropos of nowhere. You sir, are a master!

Posted by: Deety at May 31, 2013 11:45 PM (Y4Lwq)

702 Roses are red, Texas Bluebells are in Texas, Good night, ONTers, Don't hit your heads with plexiglasses ... or something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:46 PM (Jv4FA)

703 Innovation is choking HARD

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:47 PM (vJdyz)

704 Goodnight Cooth, goodnight Adriane

Posted by: jc at May 31, 2013 11:48 PM (PlzOe)

705 Soulkey is pulling this off...wow

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:49 PM (vJdyz)

706 Great finals, nice emotional rollercoaster

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:52 PM (vJdyz)

707 WOW

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:53 PM (hO9ad)

708 703 or whatevs... What's this soulkey shit all about? My touchpad won't let me scroll up for some reason.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:53 PM (2bNRv)

709 By far one of the biggest choke jobs that I have ever seen

Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:54 PM (vJdyz)

710 Okay, now I really must be getting to sleep

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:54 PM (hO9ad)

711 Water here is liquid concrete Yeah, as part of the test-marketing for one of those neat little dishwasher gel-packs, I had to return a test strip of my tap water to A.C. Nielson. They called me back! Are you sure that this came from your kitchen tap? Yes. I followed instructions. You're not on well water? As I said, I am a renter, living in an apartment, in AZ. I suppose it's possible that the complex has its own well that they dip into from time to time but very unlikely. Far as I know, it's just straight City Water.

Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 12:05 AM (Y4Lwq)

712 Deety, you're such a kissass.

(=)*(=)

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:07 AM (2bNRv)

713 Deety, you're one of those star-holes.

You know what I mean?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:13 AM (2bNRv)

714 800 You Guys!

C'mon!

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:28 AM (2bNRv)

715 Uhm, no Ray, I don't know what you mean. If I have somehow behaved inappropriately, I count on my fellow morons to point me in the right direction. My apologies, beforehand.

Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 12:29 AM (Y4Lwq)

716 Well whatever Deety. just keep your mouth off  your junk in public, at the very least. GAWD!

Morons?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:40 AM (2bNRv)

717 Hey Ray, why don't you live up to your name?  Tell me you're gonna post here, all the time, in every thread.  Then go do something else instead.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 12:42 AM (AkdCZ)

718 Why should I do that, Bomber?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:47 AM (2bNRv)

719 "As the sun is struggling to come up over Oklahoma City" It's probably gonna be a lay-up in Denver but maybe the sun will be too depressed to even appear in Japan. Goddammit! Didn't Copernicus ANSWER some of these questions, at least short form? Oh, no! Newton's Principia is what, a shoddy gloss, unworthy of your journalistic attention?

Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 12:48 AM (Y4Lwq)

720 Seriously,  Bpmber.  How much could I possibly bother you that you start thinking that way?

Go to bed.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:51 AM (2bNRv)

721

Bomber,

 

You're Navy right? So how did you end up in Afghanistan?

Posted by: ExSnipe at June 01, 2013 12:51 AM (PBm/l)

722 It's 2:30 in the afternoon.  Not going to bed any time soon.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 12:53 AM (AkdCZ)

723 I disregarded the first rule of the Navy - I volunteered.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 12:55 AM (AkdCZ)

724 Newton answered it all with the metric system. Go to bed Deety..

Best of luck, Oklahoma.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM (2bNRv)

725 I disregarded the first rule of the Navy - I volunteered.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 05:55 AM (AkdCZ)

 

 

 

LOL! Stay safe and I hope you get home soon.

Posted by: ExSnipe at June 01, 2013 12:59 AM (PBm/l)

726 ...And you're supposed to be a pilot, Bomber?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:00 AM (2bNRv)

727 Or... ummm... you don't want to talk about it, right?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:05 AM (2bNRv)

728 I disregarded the first rule of the Navy - I volunteered. Dummy! (I just wanted to pile on. I am quite sure that your family and friends can do a better job of denigrating your life and career choices than I could possibly aspire to.) If there were such a thing as a grateful hug, I would do that all over you, constantly.

Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 01:05 AM (Y4Lwq)

729 >>>> Or... ummm... you don't want to talk about it, right?

No, I just don't want to talk to you.

>>>> If there were such a thing as a grateful hug, I would do that all over you, constantly.

I gotta start going to meetups when I get back.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:07 AM (AkdCZ)

730 >>

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Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who has actually bombed things at June 01, 2013 01:07 AM (2bNRv)

731 I have personally blown up doors, chain-link fences, concertina wire, and concrete masonry walls.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who probably should explain his last comment in further detail because DHS and so on at June 01, 2013 01:15 AM (2bNRv)

732 Gawd! I just got trolled by Raykon! Didn't I? Just goes to show, no one is immune.

Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 01:16 AM (Y4Lwq)

733 One of these days Pixy will come up with an ignore button. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:19 AM (AkdCZ)

734 And an anthill.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who probably should explain his last comment in further detail because DHS and so on at June 01, 2013 01:20 AM (2bNRv)

735 Morning! Anybody here?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at June 01, 2013 01:23 AM (qPCAa)

736 It sure would be nice to get away from all these trolls every once in awhile. Right You Guys?

Posted by: Ray Sist the unignorable at June 01, 2013 01:25 AM (2bNRv)

737 Morning, Elizabethe.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:26 AM (AkdCZ)

738 Hi Liz!



Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:27 AM (2bNRv)

739 I can't QUITE figure out which makes me feel more ashamed. The fact that I responded to Raykon or the fact that I responded to Raykon. There is no other option, really. Anyone as stupid as I am deserves to be hanged. Okay. Done. Happy Yet? I thought not.

Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 01:30 AM (Y4Lwq)

740 You think you get to have ALL the fun, don't you?

Posted by: Teenage Deety at June 01, 2013 01:33 AM (hQFp3)

741 Don't worry about it Deety.  There were two them here a few nights ago.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:34 AM (AkdCZ)

742 Tell me about zees... Raykon.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:34 AM (2bNRv)

743 Vee don't haff much time!

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:36 AM (2bNRv)

744 Hi bomber. How hot is is where you are?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at June 01, 2013 01:37 AM (qPCAa)

745 Eets much coolah undah zee choppah! Get to zee choppah!

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (2bNRv)

746 Mid-90s I'd guess.  But I can see snow on the mountains.  Wish we were up a little higher.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:42 AM (AkdCZ)

747 As I said, zee choppahs!

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:47 AM (2bNRv)

748 You think you get to have ALL the fun, don't you? Eh, indiscriminate sehx ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 01:48 AM (Y4Lwq)

749 I got less than 10 minutes of internet left.  So I guess I'm out for a little while.

Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:48 AM (AkdCZ)

750 Bye bomber!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at June 01, 2013 01:55 AM (qPCAa)

751 I'm no Bomber, but if I only had a few minutes of internets left I'd go out like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:56 AM (2bNRv)

752 Nite Liz (if I may call you that), and nite everybody else.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:03 AM (2bNRv)

753 Where the hell is my premium content?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2013 02:03 AM (U33a/)

754 Bye bomber! Despite the odds and training, you sound like a nice guy! Good Luck and Come Back! (I know we're not allowed to pray for this. But I do and I have and I will and you can't stop me!)

Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 02:04 AM (Y4Lwq)

755 I just got trolled by Raykon! Didn't I? Just goes to show, no one is immune. Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 06:16 AM (Y4Lwq) Yeah, this one puts WAAAAAAAAY too much work into it. I mean, months. Was kind of a giveaway on day one, but everyone has such short attention spans.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 01, 2013 02:08 AM (qyfb5)

756 Where the hell is my premium content? Okay, I don't think that Mrs. Menendez is going to be that into the lesbian porn thing but if I convince her it's part of dialysis, maybe.

Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 02:11 AM (Y4Lwq)

757 Right. I must be Raykon. My attention span is really short.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:13 AM (2bNRv)

758 Hi mero! Thank goodness you're here. Now they will post the morning thread.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at June 01, 2013 02:14 AM (qPCAa)

759 Where the hell am I, BTW? Any ideas?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:14 AM (2bNRv)

760 You're wrong Elizabethe. I feel honored to tell you so.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:17 AM (2bNRv)

761 755 Hi mero! Thank goodness you're here. Now they will post the morning thread. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at June 01, 2013 07:14 AM (qPCAa) Look again. It's a service I provide my fellow Morons.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 01, 2013 02:24 AM (qyfb5)

762 Was kind of a giveaway on day one, but everyone has such short attention spans. Yeah, I wasn't there on day one, was I? You just have to be there, unless you are too far away, or too close to me, or coming up with 50 ways to leave your lover. (Even as a 4 yr old, I thought that 26 ways, should suffice)

Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 02:26 AM (Y4Lwq)

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