May 30, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (30 May 2015)
— CDR M

Behold the genius of House Democrat Rep. Carolyn Maloney (N.Y.). House bill would require gun owners to have liability insurance.

"We require insurance to own a car, but no such requirement exists for guns," Maloney said in a statement. "The results are clear: car fatalities have declined by 25 percent in the last decade, but gun fatalities continue to rise."

Liability insurance had nothing to do with a decrease in car fatalities and her statement that by having to carry liability insurance, it motivates drivers to be better is BS. Fear of dying in a car crash or shooting your own foot is what motivates safe behavior.

Criminals won't give a rats ass about insurance just like how uninsured drivers don't. Does she really think an insurance requirement would've stopped ANY of the shootings that have made the news?? I'm sure the Aurora, CO movie theater shooter is cursing in his cell right now wishing he had liability insurance. Rising Crime Rates

It's not just Baltimore that is seeing a rise in crime. This is what happens when folks in positions of power appease the mob.

And it's not just Baltimore. Cops all over the country have seen the six Baltimore police officers served up to appease the mob, and they know it could happen to them. The results are as predictable as they are tragic. In New York City murders are up 12 percent from a year ago as officers continue their reticence at conducting the type of proactive police work that keeps violent crime in check. In Los Angeles, homicides are down by 10 percent this year, though this is more of a testament to the skill of paramedics and medical personnel than it is to good police work. Shootings in the city are up by 23 percent and other violent crime is up by 25 percent.

Sniper Threat

Hmmm. Do we have a new D.C. type sniper on the loose in northern Colorado? Fatal shooting of cyclist linked to shooting of woman driving on I-25.

Leaders in Education

Yup, it is hard to fire a teacher. Teacher who 'lost' two 4-year olds can't be fired. And then there is that diversity officer who said "kill all white men". She gets to keep her job.

In other news, a teacher has been suspended for supposedly sharing with her student before and after pics of her boobjob.

News Bloopers

The "let's hope for a dry hump day" had me rollin'.

Culinary Aggression

My kids sure as hell ain't giving up s'mores. Feds wage war of culinary aggression.

Predator: Dark Ages

Air Force Recruiting

Heh, shades of The Last Starfighter. The US Air Force hopes to recruit you with a virtual reality game.

Mankini & Crime

I'm not seeing the correlation. English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown.

Moldy Food

How to tell if food is too moldy to eat.

Cat Video

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Posted by: CDR M at 05:10 PM | Comments (919)
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1 Calm down. I said PUNT gun

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 05:05 PM (F0Cog)

2 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 05:09 PM (KCxzN)

3 Sup

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2015 05:09 PM (7YlUk)

4 Special Little Otherkin Snowflakes: Shot & Chaser Otherkin: Are they just special little snowflakes, mentally ill, or both? More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9101

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2015 05:10 PM (7YlUk)

5 Evening morons, how fares the horde? At work, yadda yadda yadda. Thanks for the content, CDR M.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 05:11 PM (b2cFu)

6 The EU and the Green Jobs Lie MEP Daniel Hannan lays out in a simple and succinct fashion, the obviousness of the fallacy of "Green jobs." More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9147

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 30, 2015 05:11 PM (7YlUk)

7 too moldy to eat....my rule is if it has mold on it ...it is too moldy to eat

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:11 PM (0O7c5)

8 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 05:11 PM (T1005)

9 If I had a cat that looked like that I'd name him Taft.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:13 PM (UkMc0)

10 Holy crap I was first. Sorry to say as a result it will soon be raining blood and frogs.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 05:13 PM (F0Cog)

11 It'd not a good idea.  Period.  Many reasons.

But you are wrong.  Fear of liability is a great motivator.  Maybe not where you are, but in a litigious county like Miami-Dade you better believe that fear of liability is real.  Very.


Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at May 30, 2015 05:14 PM (zmZ2x)

12 Yo...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 05:14 PM (RoiEH)

13 Do insurance companies want to sell gun liability insurance?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 05:14 PM (W5DcG)

14 No need for signs...cats are planning world domination.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:15 PM (TEpA2)

15 I have the same rule, phoenixgirl. Bret Baier showed the dry hump day clip the other day. I almost fell off the couch laughing.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 05:15 PM (GgxVX)

16 'Scuse me, but there's some mold on my Bleu Cheese? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2015 05:16 PM (RzZOc)

17 Do insurance companies want to sell gun liability insurance? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG) Did you WANT Fredocare? You'll take it and like it!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 05:16 PM (/tNwW)

18 Predator: Dark Ages? I thought the Predator was enticed by conflict *and* heat. So this movie tacitly acknowledges the Medieval Warm Period?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:16 PM (UkMc0)

19 Do you think that she really understands causation? And, thus, admits that her voting public are too stupid to see through that line? Or is she dumb enough to believe it herself?

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 30, 2015 05:16 PM (1WydT)

20 Fear of liability is a great motivator. Yes, that's why prisons are so empty. :/

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 05:17 PM (GgxVX)

21 What if Congress passed a law and no one bothered to obey it? Or tried to enforce it?

Posted by: Harly Kruptbender at May 30, 2015 05:18 PM (tivZ1)

22 LOL.

The world is going to taken over by animals that sleep 18 hours per day.


Hahahaha

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 05:18 PM (V70Uh)

23 The "healthy " s'mores thing kills me. It just shows how idiotic the nannies really are with their recommendations. How many times in your life have you eaten a s'more? Unless you camp a lot, my guess is under 20. They are completely negligible in every way except for the gooey joy they bring. Yet the government sees them as a problem to be fixed because we can have people enjoying themselves!

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:19 PM (pspWL)

24 Gun liability insurance would be a hell of a scam. They just put in a standard rider that they will not cover any damages in the event of any misdemeanor or felony crime associated with possession or use of the gun, or to someone injured by a gun while engaged in a misdemeanor or felony. Very few people would be eligible to collect anything.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 05:19 PM (b2cFu)

25 The world is going to taken over by animals that sleep 18 hours per day. Hahahaha Posted by: Grampa Jimbo **** I'm not worried. Cats hate water.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 05:20 PM (F0Cog)

26 The correlation is that the kind of people who would wear a mankini are low-class trash who also are likely to do things like get outrageously drunk, get into fights, and commit petty crime.

Why the hell do women who get their tits done insist of foisting them on everyone else?  Oh goody, you paid a hack surgeon too much money to shove too much silicone into your chest.  Yay.  Now get those beach balls out of my face.

Liability insurance doesn't make you fear getting into a wreck more.  If anything, it should make you less careful, since without it you'd be on the hook for all the costs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 05:20 PM (oEcSd)

27 Oh and lowfat yogurt is crap. Fat helps you absorb vitamins.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:20 PM (pspWL)

28 I heard about that Medieval Warm Period. 

Ah.  The vineyards of Darbyshire.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (V70Uh)

29 The world is going to taken over by animals that sleep 18 hours per day. It already has.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (W5DcG)

30 Will my gun insurance have to cover uninsured Shootists?

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (+exqw)

31 Carolyn Maloney is either a f*ckwit, or just trying to justify harassing n owners. There are no other explanations.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (F0Cog)

32 If'n I have to shoot  someone , liability insurance is gonna' be the last thing on my mind .
C'mon it's fight or flight time , oh shit , what'd I do with that insurance card ?

Posted by: awkward davies at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (0NrnQ)

33 Right, and if that article had been about Wicked Weasel women wearing bikinis instead of men wearing mankinis, there would have been a butt-load of pictures, "for journalism integrity"

I claim microagression by double-standard!!!

No,wait a minute, I don't.  I think I'm out of brain-bleach.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (t//F+)

34 Mankini wearers might be chavs

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:21 PM (zOTsN)

35 I have un-insured gunner insurance in case I'm shot by someone who doesn't have gunnerist insufance. But it's capped at $5.00, after any other insurance has been compensated.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 05:22 PM (vBwD9)

36 >>>Do insurance companies want to sell gun liability insurance? What companies want, or people want, don't matter to the New Left Fascists.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 30, 2015 05:22 PM (ppaKI)

37 35 Mankini wearers might be chavs Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN) Is not true!

Posted by: Borat at May 30, 2015 05:22 PM (UkMc0)

38 '...shall not be infringed.' Bitch.

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:22 PM (Ycrkl)

39 27 ...your chest. Yay. Now get those beach balls out of my face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, to be fair, I don't mind them in _my_ face.

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 30, 2015 05:23 PM (1WydT)

40 Behold the genius of House Democrat Rep. Carolyn Maloney (N.Y.). House bill would require gun owners to have liability insurance. This is about controlling the behavior of law abiding citizens. It has nothing to do with cutting the murder rate. That freak went into the Newton, Connecticut school and hunted down little kids. A requirement for liability insurance would have had no effect on him whatsoever.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 05:23 PM (d21//)

41 For the record, Steve White believes a re-examination of Poe's Law is relevant here.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 05:23 PM (R+kbC)

42 I saw the nimrods on the Today show trying out the new and improved s'mores. It was on the TV in front of me at the gym. They were not impressed. It was even funnier because I couldn't hear them. I could only watch their faces and read the closed captioning. They looked like someone kicked their puppy.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 05:23 PM (GgxVX)

43 What if Congress passed a law and no one bothered to obey it? Or tried to enforce it? Posted by: Harly Kruptbender at May 30, 2015 10:18 PM (tivZ1) It's called a opportunity.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at May 30, 2015 05:23 PM (/tNwW)

44 ONT compliance photo. http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/47/ And I missed being first by flicking through the first 47 photos at the Punt Gun photo's site.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 30, 2015 05:23 PM (kivUY)

45 This is about controlling the behavior of law abiding citizens. It has nothing to do with cutting the murder rate. That freak went into the Newton, Connecticut school and hunted down little kids. A requirement for liability insurance would have had no effect on him whatsoever. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (d21//) But it would mean deep pockets to go after for the lawyers--I mean, for the children...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 05:24 PM (b2cFu)

46 I saw the nimrods on the Today show trying out the new and improved s'mores. It was on the TV in front of me at the gym. They were not impressed. It was even funnier because I couldn't hear them. I could only watch their faces and read the closed captioning. They looked like someone kicked their puppy.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (GgxVX)



Strawberries and yogurt.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:24 PM (TEpA2)

47 Only for owners of those guns with things that go up.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 05:25 PM (j7iSn)

48 Lawyers and Liability Insurance have probably contributed to a 50% increase in the price of all products we buy.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 05:25 PM (/tNwW)

49 I wore a mankini once but I got a bad case of lincoln chaffee so I threw it away...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 05:25 PM (KCxzN)

50 Homeowners policies already have coverage for gun accidents that may occur on your property.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 30, 2015 05:26 PM (XX9+E)

51 Famous English footballer Wayne Rooney wore a Mankini to his stag party in Ibiza in 2008, and the mankini has become a staple of British stag party's. No mankini, no stag party That's why the drop

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:26 PM (zOTsN)

52 I went to a different market than we usually go to for dinner-makin's, and there were row-upon-row of compact parking spaces......and I thought to myself, "I've fallen through a space-time wormhole into Cass Sunnstein's wet dream."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 05:27 PM (T1005)

53 "Strawberries and yogurt." I'm borrowing hank hills line from last night now. You didn't make yogurt any better, you just made s'mores worse.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:27 PM (pspWL)

54 29 I heard about that Medieval Warm Period. Ah. The vineyards of Darbyshire. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh) --I suspect that the MWP is responsible for the population boom that spurred the Viking expansion. Then there's the Little Ice Age, which almost wiped out the young Jamestown settlement. That was the first decade of the 17th century, and shortly after the LIA the Industrial Revolution began. So, while I think global industrialization has raised global temperature somewhat, the fact that it coincided with the waning of the LIA is why man's impact on temperature is often exaggerated.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:27 PM (UkMc0)

55 Strawberries and yogurt. Yes, the graham crackers looked like a bird shit on them.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 05:28 PM (GgxVX)

56 "Predator: Dark Ages". I find the whole "dark age' thing dubious. I'm throwing down the historical anachronism flag.

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 05:28 PM (tBSrv)

57 Thoughts and prayers to the Biden family. A wife and now a second child. That's just awful. Politics be damned, no one should have to deal with that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:29 PM (GEICT)

58 >>No mankini, no stag party No Coke!

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:29 PM (Ycrkl)

59 What if Congress passed a law and no one bothered to obey it? Or tried to enforce it? Posted by: Harly Kruptbender at May 30, 2015 10:18 PM (tivZ1) How you doing?

Posted by: US Immigration laws at May 30, 2015 05:29 PM (F9322)

60 51 I wore a mankini once but I got a bad case of lincoln chaffee so I threw it away... Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (KCxzN) --As long as you did not get Sepp Blatter from it as well.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:30 PM (UkMc0)

61 yo otho!

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 05:30 PM (85ldL)

62 Indeed, Carolyn Maloney is a part of the campaign to criminalize and harass the average citizen.

She is probably not that bright, but someone put this in front of her, and off she ran!  For the children!!

Indeed, what kind of insurance company would write a liability policy against accidental injury or death with a handgun or rifle?

Further evidence  (as if it was needed for this crowd),  that our government hates us, and wants to turn us all into serfs.  One turn of the screw at a time.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 30, 2015 05:31 PM (+1T7c)

63  yo otho!

 

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 10:30 PM

 

wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 05:31 PM (tBSrv)

64 and there were row-upon-row of compact parking spaces.>>>

What is the fine for parking my Crown Vic in a compact parking space and who enforces it?

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 05:31 PM (+exqw)

65 [J-ROC voice] otho, what's up ma'fucka!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:31 PM (UkMc0)

66 Biden lost a wife and baby daughter, and now this son. His surviving son with his first wife likes coke, and his only daughter with his second wife has had her own reputation for drug use. Tough. Really hard

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:32 PM (zOTsN)

67 That 'healthy' smore looks disgusting and furthermore completely missed the point of smores which is FIRE. Dumbasses.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 05:32 PM (vmMMi)

68 And I missed being first by flicking through the first 47 photos at the Punt Gun photo's site. Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:23 PM (kivUY) I'm getting one of those systems like they have on tv with 10 keyboards and 12 screens that you just flash across with your fingers and everything you ever wanted to know about anything is immediately right before tour eyes. "First" is going to become a silly anachronism. Uh, unless someone gets a bigger system with more screens and faster reload times.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 05:32 PM (vBwD9)

69 Hey everybody. It's the weekend, let's all try and lighten up a bit. I wish I could take credit for it, but here's a meme I just found a few minutes ago at Facebook: "I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:32 PM (elbY7)

70 Gun Liability Insurance Tax has a nice ring to it, no?

Posted by: Justice Roberts at May 30, 2015 05:32 PM (uGrec)

71 Ducks goal. 4-2 Chicago. We have a game again!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:33 PM (UkMc0)

72 Fuck! 4 - 2 Hawks.

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:33 PM (Ycrkl)

73 Piss poor comparison! Driving a car is a privilege. Owning a gun is a right. Many men and women have shed blood to protect that right since this country's inception. I gave 20 years of my own life to help protect that right and I will not pay even one more dime for that right which so many have given so much for.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 30, 2015 05:33 PM (jKUeC)

74 go ducks....there...i said it

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:33 PM (0O7c5)

75 O/T FYI Beau Biden died from Brain Cancer today. Rest in Peace. My condolences to VP Biden and his family. I will not rant about his politics, or make bad jokes about Biden and brains tonight. Drudge has it.

Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 05:33 PM (u/eTl)

76 Hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 05:34 PM (2XMpf)

77 Yup, it is hard to fire a teacher. Teacher who 'lost' two 4-year olds can't be fired. And then there is that diversity officer who said "kill all white men". She gets to keep her job. My sister is an aide in a lower elementary school, kindergarten through 2nd grade. A kindergarten teacher, along with a parent volunteer, took her 17 students for a walk of a couple of blocks to a public library. My sister was in the hallway of the school when 4 of this teacher's students walked up to her and said they couldn't find their teacher. Yup. This genius, who spent 4 years at a university, didn't notice that 4 out of 17 students, that's almost a fourth of the class, was missing. Nothing bad happened because the kids were noticed right away, but for pete's sake, she didn't notice that she had 13 kids instead of 17?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 05:34 PM (d21//)

78 Maloney has always been a gun nut. Iirc her husband was killed by a crazed shooter in a subway car and her son was badly injured in the same incident

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN)

79 hey chemjeff!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:34 PM (0O7c5)

80 Okay hockey fans, clue me in: if the Blackhawks win, do they get home ice advantage?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:34 PM (UkMc0)

81 Predator Dark Ages - is that the whole movie on youtube?

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 05:34 PM (zyPAR)

82 wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuup! 'jess chillin' wi' my crew Romeo the Cat Mollie the dog, and Hilliary, my other dog.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 05:35 PM (85ldL)

83 Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 30, 2015 05:35 PM (F9322)

84 Why are we even talking about yet another crazy legislative idea from a bat guano crazy leftist? In an earlier and happier time, the better man would use the natural tools at his disposal: tar + feathers + free trip out of town riding on a rail [with more bounces for males]. Problem solved.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 05:35 PM (R+kbC)

85 I thought the Hockey season was over last night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (/tNwW)

86 #70 I still would have been mesmerized by those jugs, bergerbilder, no matter how futuristic a setup I might have. ( . Y . )

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (kivUY)

87 So did we piss anyone off today or was it a relaxed day at the HQ?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (GEICT)

88 [J-ROC voice] otho, what's up ma'fucka!

 

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:31 PM

 

Just got up. Time to clear the crap off the top of the shitmobile with my hockey stick.

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (tBSrv)

89 GOAL! Chicago 5 Quackers 2

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (UkMc0)

90 WOO! 5 - 2

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (bsaZN)

91 5-2 Chicago.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (TEpA2)

92 "I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot." Posted by: qdpsteve Heads up, that is not all you did with "her" on the beach. There are pics too.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (F0Cog)

93 doesn't beck have a gun liability insurance co for an advertiser? or hannity?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (0O7c5)

94 I am wrong about Maloney. Confused her with another person. I sorry

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:36 PM (zOTsN)

95 And the fact that there are individuals in positions of power who falsely claim that car insurance is required to *OWN* a car, is more than depressing.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (2XMpf)

96 80 Maloney has always been a gun nut. Iirc her husband was killed by a crazed shooter in a subway car and her son was badly injured in the same incident

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (zOTsN)


Yeah...guy named Colin Ferguson was the shooter....I think.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (j7iSn)

97 For TPH and other brave souls, this should give one pause and nightmares greater than some Special Otherkin being elected President.

https://youtu.be/QTJqFU5Dstw

Yeah I got a horror story idea or two from this.  *shudder*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (ojr4A)

98 I'm 60 today, Morons. F**k, yeah! Not dead yet!

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (R+kbC)

99 9 Signs Cats Are Plotting World Domination! Oh, puhlease, they're cats FFS.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (d21//)

100 I'd say relaxed, but I didn't read all the threads.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (85ldL)

101 happy birthday steve

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (0O7c5)

102 My new fave movie is "The Expendables".

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 05:37 PM (R+kbC)

103 You're all sweet, and I love you.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 05:38 PM (R+kbC)

104 Whichever Maloney, if they have a D by their name then they are Phony.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:38 PM (ojr4A)

105 Why didn't I have any teachers like that?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 30, 2015 05:38 PM (zauWW)

106 Hi phoenixgirl, how are you doing

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 05:38 PM (2XMpf)

107 nerdygirl, my sister is a first-grade teacher. Every year at the beginning of spring, she takes her class (usually about 30-35 students, so much for smaller class sizes) to the Long Beach El Dorado Park Nature Center. Well, she does her best but sometimes all she can do is be reactive. At the beginning of the trail is a huge (but thankfully mostly shallow) lake. Anyway, she was leading the kids inside when this year, she heard a splash. Turns out a bully actually tossed another kid into the lake. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:38 PM (elbY7)

108 Happy BDay, Steve

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (GEICT)

109 52 Homeowners policies already have coverage for gun accidents that may occur on your property. Posted by: Cruzinator at May 30, 2015 10:26 PM (XX9+E) That's what I was thinking, it should be covered in homeowners? Regardless, it would be a sneaky way to is everyone with guns and hammer you if you don't want to tell anyone. So even if her argument wasn't dumb as hell I would be against it for that reason.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (vmMMi)

110 HQ chess club compliance photo: http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/100/

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (kivUY)

111 Okay hockey fans, clue me in: if the Blackhawks win, do they get home ice advantage?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (UkMc0)



Unless something changed in the playoff rankings and I will be annoyed, Tampa will get home ice advantage because they are higher in the points standings.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (TEpA2)

112 That teacher that lost the two 4 year olds - She makes more than $73k yr as a "roving substitute" ??? WTF? And is it mandatory now in NY to send your pre-schooler to school? Four?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (Cf0fu)

113 96 I am wrong about Maloney.


Confused her with another person. I sorry

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)


Me too...it's Carolyn McCarthy

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (j7iSn)

114 I confused her with Carolyn McCarthy

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:39 PM (zOTsN)

115 Tilikum, 100% not true. She was actually inflatable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:40 PM (elbY7)

116 Oh. And, Hi all.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 05:40 PM (Cf0fu)

117 Re: 70 I have been first many, many times, but didn't boast about it because I wouldn't know If I was first until I actually see my comment posted, and if it so happens that I am not really first, that would make me look like a total D-bag, and I would lose any and all credibility that I have accumulated over the last (something) years as a fanatic AoSHQ moron.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 05:40 PM (vBwD9)

118 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2015 05:40 PM (KCxzN)

119 wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

'jess chillin' wi' my crew

Romeo the Cat
Mollie the dog, and
Hilliary, my other dog.

 

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM

 

Cool. Pretty busy round here for a sat night.

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 05:40 PM (tBSrv)

120 I love that cat.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 05:40 PM (rHXGG)

121 So Maloney has no fucking excuse

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:41 PM (zOTsN)

122 Biden lost a wife and baby daughter, and now this son. His surviving son with his first wife likes coke, and his only daughter with his second wife has had her own reputation for drug use. Tough. Really hard

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (zOTsN)



When your family is that fucked up, it's more than simply the kid being dealt a bad hand.  It's bad parenting. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 05:41 PM (oEcSd)

123 If the Hawks win, Tampa has home ice, I think. And for the next 5 minutes, phxgurl is dead to me.

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:41 PM (bsaZN)

124 Happy birthday, Steve!!!


(And if you're lurking and it's your birthday, Happy B-Day and post, for heaven's sake!)

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:41 PM (TEpA2)

125 doing well chem....got all the laundry done from vacation.....waiting for it to cool down so i can take the dog for a walk....how are you doing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:41 PM (0O7c5)

126 68 Biden lost a wife and baby daughter, and now this son. His surviving son with his first wife likes coke, and his only daughter with his second wife has had her own reputation for drug use. Tough. Really hard Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (zOTsN) --I hate to pile on the victim, but drug issues are probably because Joe has spent his entire adult life in politics, which is not healthy for the nation and not healthy for families either. The model of the Fathers is you either enter politics after amassing a full private life, or you enter briefly out of a sense of duty and then retire to your own private life (e.g., George Washington). Congress should raise by at least 10 the minimum ages listed for offices in the Constitution. So while I feel bad for the Bidens, their sufferings need not be in vain if others see part of them as a cautionary tale.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:41 PM (UkMc0)

127 Oh, the humanity!!! http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/106/

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 30, 2015 05:42 PM (kivUY)

128 Reposting for widest dissemination: Only a few weeks until NoVaMoMee. Are you registered yet? You can't get dranked and ganked* without a ticket. Ballston, bitches! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo The Arlington Rap. *nor yanked, cranked, shanked, or flanked by two 'ettes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 05:42 PM (jR7Wy)

129 The feds want to take my s'mores?

MOLON LABE, FATASSES!

Posted by: pookysgirl on the road to recovery at May 30, 2015 05:42 PM (zTnOj)

130 Speaking of cats -

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-142-29.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:42 PM (ojr4A)

131 But you are wrong. Fear of liability is a great motivator. Maybe not where you are, but in a litigious county like Miami-Dade you better believe that fear of liability is real. Very. Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (zmZ2x) I doubt if the people committing the murders in Baltimore care about being sued. There are a couple of true crime networks that I sometimes watch. They do a lot of shows about people killing each other. Wives and husbands killing each other. Kids killing their parents. Exes killing their lost loves. I don't think any of these people care about getting sued. The mass murder freaks? Last thing on their minds is the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 05:43 PM (d21//)

132 That's just awful. Politics be damned, no one should have to deal with that. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT) That's bigger that I can be, Cochran. Just the way it is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 30, 2015 05:43 PM (mmlFU)

133 So, Westboro has already announced that they will try and protest at Beau Biden's funeral. Seriously, FUCK those people. So sick of them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:43 PM (GEICT)

134 112 HQ chess club compliance photo:
http://buzzlamp.com/glimpse-amazing-past-historic-photos/100/

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (kivUY)



Well yeah, they're French, they resigned after the second move.

Posted by: Bobby at May 30, 2015 05:43 PM (uGrec)

135 Carolyn McCarthy is the gun-control gal.  She's no longer in the House of Representatives.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:43 PM (TEpA2)

136 BCochran perhaps NOW and Westboro will have a gang fight at the funeral.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:44 PM (ojr4A)

137 " Driving a car is a privilege." Sounds like one of the "priveleged" class.

Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 05:44 PM (vBwD9)

138 Carolyn Maloney is the most disgusting POS in Congress...bar none!

Posted by: tbd at May 30, 2015 05:44 PM (2msJf)

139 Thoughts and prayers to the Biden family.

A wife and now a second child.

That's just awful. Politics be damned, no one should have to deal with that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)


Yeah.  Nobody gets out of here without a broken heart.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 05:44 PM (V70Uh)

140 Patrick Kane: definitely something to that. Funny how celebs (of both the Hollywood and DC type) tend to also always have such screwed up families. I mentioned the other night here about how Johnny Carson had a son who was a raging alcoholic. (It's revealed in the recent Bushkin bio that he was horribly estranged from all his sons.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:44 PM (elbY7)

141 So, Westboro has already announced that they will try and protest at Beau Biden's funeral. Maybe the Secret Service can get their shit together and squash that right quick.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 05:45 PM (GgxVX)

142 That's bigger that I can be, Cochran. Just the way it is. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (mmlFU) Joe Biden is an asshat. No question. But as a father, to think about losing not one, but two kids? I can't feel anything but horror and sympathy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:45 PM (GEICT)

143 *waves to All Hail Eris*

So sharp objects and stompy boots at the ready?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:45 PM (ojr4A)

144 Brain cancer is an awful way to go. I pray he had good support and found peace during his final days.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:46 PM (pspWL)

145 I don't care. That is a lot of sorrow

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:46 PM (zOTsN)

146 cancer sucks

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:46 PM (0O7c5)

147 And the fact that there are individuals in positions of power who falsely claim that car insurance is required to *OWN* a car, is more than depressing. Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (2XMpf) They also use it to justify mandating health insurance which is closer to collision insurance for a car rather than liability insurance. You are never required to purchase collision insurance by any entity other than the loan company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 05:46 PM (W5DcG)

148 @109 -- turns out I have a personal connection to that lake. When I was a kid (before LASIK), I typically wore coke-bottle-thick glasses. One time, when my family were visiting that lake, I saw something that looked mostly white with some colorful touches -- like a bread-wrapper for Wonder Bread, but I wasn't sure. So I asked my mom, "what's that?" Then she screamed, and my dad ran over and jumped into the lake [which is, indeed, quite shallow], waded out to the little girl whose dress I'd seen, and hauled her to shore. When we got there, she was not breathing -- and, as everyone fumbled around to try to drain her lungs and remember long-ago rescue-breathing lessons, she convulsed, de-glorped, and started breathing again. By this time, her family -- which was 30-40 feet away, had shown up. I don't think they even took her to the hospital.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 05:47 PM (T1005)

149 But as a father, to think about losing not one, but two kids? I can't feel anything but horror and sympathy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)



Yes.  To lose a child at 2 or 46 is irrelevant.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:47 PM (TEpA2)

150 Gun Insurance, my thoughts. 1. Check your homeowners / renters insurance. A lot of them are capped at 2K-5K for losses. Just like 1K for electronics. For more coverage, they will charge more. 2. What happens if you use your carry weapon? have you given it any thought? Say the wrong thing or do the worng thing and you may be in jail for 10-20. Andrew Branca, who sometimes comments here and at Legal Insurrection has a book and classes. Massad Ayoob also has a book and classes. Massad has been "the" expert witness for self defense trials for the last 20 years. He has great advice for what to say, do, and then STFU!!! if you ever have an incident. 3. there is also CCW insurance. Look around, compare. do you want a guy that does deeds and wills as your defense lawyer?

Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 05:47 PM (u/eTl)

151 So sharp objects and stompy boots at the ready? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM (ojr4A) --- **flails swatchet overhead** *SO* psyched!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 05:48 PM (jR7Wy)

152 24 The "healthy " s'mores thing kills me. It just shows how idiotic the nannies really are with their recommendations. That's as idiotic as thinking that children are fat because of the school lunches. Anyone who has looked at a school lunch knows that the portions are much smaller than what people eat at home. They're fat because they get almost no exercise, and they spend their outside of school time shoveling junk food down their gullets. Their fatness has nothing to do with school lunches. That idiot first lady took already moderate sized lunches and made them even smaller, causing kids to eat more snacks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 05:48 PM (d21//)

153 cthulhu, OMG. Yeah, I'm a bit surprised something hasn't forced the City of Long Beach to drain that lake by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:48 PM (elbY7)

154 Don't know whether to be happy or sad. Bought a new bike a few weeks ago and just made my first payment. Only 59 to go, if I let it drag out that long. Tried to make the payment through HD Financial Services but they wanted to charge 6 bucks for the "privilege" of paying online. Went through my bank, payment services, found HD Financial listed, put in my info, and made the payment. No charge and it'll post on June 2nd.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 30, 2015 05:49 PM (jKUeC)

155 Uh  you mean  your smatchet right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:49 PM (ojr4A)

156 Oh, boy.

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:49 PM (bsaZN)

157 Beau was the one in the military at some point right? I think those kids are a bit of a mess but brain cancer? That does suck. And for some reason no matter how dumb Biden is I can't manage to dislike him. I wish them all condolences.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 05:49 PM (vmMMi)

158 "That idiot first lady took already moderate sized lunches and made them even smaller, causing kids to eat more snacks." And loaded them up with even more carbs and less fat do the poor children feel even hungrier.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:49 PM (pspWL)

159 I wonder if when the founders were drafting the Bill of Rights, automobiles had already been invented, would there be a "Congref shall make no law abridging the right of the people to own and operate motor vehicles."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 05:50 PM (V70Uh)

160 Ducks GOAL! 5-3 'Hawks.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:50 PM (UkMc0)

161 I hate to pile on the victim, but drug issues are probably because Joe has spent his entire adult life in politics, which is not healthy for the nation and not healthy for families either.

I'm officially not talking about this until a respectful time has passed, but that notorious right-wing hate site called The Washington Post hasn't deleted their article about the deceased being booted from the Navy.

Tonight is for FUCK CANCER.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 05:50 PM (rHXGG)

162 At least the NHL has a team in the finals that may bring ratings.

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 05:50 PM (TEpA2)

163 wow cthulhu......thank God you saw her

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 05:50 PM (0O7c5)

164 If you're in the wrong jurisdiction you're toast. Some still have the duty to retreat on the books. My advice: tar + feathers, but if that is impracticable, move away forthwith.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 05:50 PM (R+kbC)

165 159 Beau was the one in the military at some point right? I think those kids are a bit of a mess but brain cancer? That does suck. And for some reason no matter how dumb Biden is I can't manage to dislike him. I wish them all condolences. Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (cmmmi) Iraq war vet. Biden lost his first wife and a daughter to a drunk driver. Now a son to brain cancer. Each of those events are horrible in and of themselves. Honestly, I'd probably crawl into a bottle after the first one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (GEICT)

166 Well there is just a smidgen of good news.

Disney has pressed Ctrl-Atl-Del on Tron 3.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (ojr4A)

167 Yeah, I'm a bit surprised something hasn't forced the City of Long Beach to drain that lake by now. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:48 PM (elbY7) Chances are, the EPA has blocked any effort to drain the lake.

Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (vBwD9)

168 Lea, that's how I am about Biden. Just can't get too angry at the guy. Call me crazy but I'd prefer him over Hillary for POTUS in a heartbeat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (elbY7)

169 Oops, yes...typing with a smatchet can be tricky.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)

170 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604682521096241152 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604797210451148800 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604797409487691777 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604797582108438529

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (GrXXa)

Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 05:51 PM (vBwD9)

172 "We require insurance to own a car, ..." ----------- Bullshit. I don't think *any* state requires insurance to own a car, and I am only aware of one state that requires insurance to register a car. Moreover, there is a *very* large body of people driving without insurance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 05:52 PM (QyBQv)

173 Go Hawks!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 30, 2015 05:52 PM (RWGcK)

174 Jose, it would be funny if the EPA wanted to protect that lake. It's 100% man-made. The city of Long Beach designed that Nature Center from 1965 to 1968, and opened it in 1969. Before the mid-60s, it was flat bean fields like most of Southeast LA County and Northwest Orange County.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:52 PM (elbY7)

175 The Washington Post hasn't deleted their article about the deceased being booted from the Navy. Beau Biden wasn't booted from the Navy. Hunter Biden was the one who failed a drug test and got the heave ho.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 05:53 PM (GgxVX)

176 And the Blackhawks demonstrate what loads of playoff experience can give a team. Lightning will have not nearly as much to draw on. Should be a good Final.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 05:53 PM (UkMc0)

177 I'm officially not talking about this until a respectful time has passed, but that notorious right-wing hate site called The Washington Post hasn't deleted their article about the deceased being booted from the Navy. Tonight is for FUCK CANCER. Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (rHXGG) The Biden son who died was not booted from the Navy. That was his younger brother Hunter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 05:53 PM (/tNwW)

178 HR,

Beau was in the Army.  His brother Hunter was in the Navy Reserve for a few months until he popped hot for cocaine during his first drill.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 05:54 PM (oEcSd)

179 I will convey sympathy and condolences to the Biden family for the death of Beau That's the difference between most of us and the proggies who would cheer at the death of a child of a Republican

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2015 05:54 PM (GrXXa)

180 Well in a few minutes will a Moron of the Horde win the Powerball and finance the Vegas Blow-Out MoMe?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:54 PM (ojr4A)

181 Any death like brain cancer or an accident is tragic. But Biden is an odious leech and liar who has made my life and, more importantly, my loved ones' lives worse. So I am sorry for his loss but I feel no warm fuzzies toward him.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 30, 2015 05:55 PM (RWGcK)

182 Posted by: Colorado Alex

Thank you. 

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 05:55 PM (rHXGG)

183 We'll call it the BloMeMoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 05:55 PM (jR7Wy)

184 Beau served a year in Iraq in the army Hunter served one weekend in the navy

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

185 What kbdabear said.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 30, 2015 05:55 PM (RWGcK)

186 Meow

Posted by: tinfoilbaby at May 30, 2015 05:56 PM (W/L/l)

187 181 I will convey sympathy and condolences to the Biden family for the death of Beau That's the difference between most of us and the proggies who would cheer at the death of a child of a Republican Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2015 10:54 PM (GrXXa) I was thinking the same thing earlier when the news broke. My twitter feed was nothing but people sending thoughts and prayers to the Biden family. Can you imagine the awfulness if one of the Bush girls passed away?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:56 PM (GEICT)

188 Actually there's some evidence that it was Biden'sbwife who was drinking. Which is even more horrible.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:56 PM (pspWL)

189 My apologies to Beau Biden.  I might be drunk.

This is the level I'm at tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O_ijxxph-E

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 05:56 PM (rHXGG)

190 Go Hawks. Get that cup!

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 05:56 PM (bsaZN)

191 {i]57 Strawberries and yogurt. Yes, the graham crackers looked like a bird shit on them. Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2015 10:28 PM (GgxVX) Are you kidding me? They fixed S'Mores by switching chocolate and marshmallow for strawberries and yogurt? I'm all for strawberries, but they ain't a Hershey bar.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 05:57 PM (d21//)

192 "Can you imagine the awfulness if one of the Bush girls passed away?" Don't have to. Remember what they said about Santorums little girl who has trisomy 18 when she was hospitalized?

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:57 PM (pspWL)

193 Garrett better specify which cup...   in this modern age of openly gay players seeking angles not to be cut from the roster...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:57 PM (ojr4A)

194 Hunter served one weekend in the navy Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN) Well don't forget the 2 weeks he spend in RI at DCO School

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 05:57 PM (/tNwW)

195 190 Actually there's some evidence that it was Biden'sbwife who was drinking. Which is even more horrible. Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:56 PM (pspWL) Really ? God that's awful.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 05:57 PM (vmMMi)

196 The official theme song of the AoS ONT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hDw6mS2pI

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 05:57 PM (elbY7)

197 BCochran, despite what Joe Biden says, that driver was NOT drunk. It's an embellishment.

Posted by: Steck at May 30, 2015 05:58 PM (5i94q)

198 Has anyone caught the dubious claim that "gun violence continues to rise? " With a murder rate less than half what it was 30 years ago and falling almost every year, unlikely. So the entire basis on which this egregious infringement on gun rights is predicated is almost certainly false.

Posted by: Tantumblogo at May 30, 2015 05:58 PM (Yu4ah)

199 Gun liability insurance would be a hell of a scam. They just put in a standard rider that they will not cover any damages in the event of any misdemeanor or felony crime associated with possession or use of the gun, or to someone injured by a gun while engaged in a misdemeanor or felony. Very few people would be eligible to collect anything.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (b2cFu)



The whole idea is beyond stupid. First off, most gun crime is committed, get this, by criminals. Obeying that law or any other is not in their skill set. I'm willing to bet most gun crimes are committed by people who could not legally qualify to own or carry a gun, right?



Second point is the one you make, CC. "Gun liability" insurance would be a huge profit center for insurance companies, because any actual crime committed by an insured person would invalidate the policy, and the insurer would never have to pay out. They would only ever have to pay out on bona-fide accidental shootings, which are quite rare.



And the final point: for the reasons described above, law-abiding gun owners could probably get "gun liability insurance" so cheaply that it really wouldn't be much of a deterrence to law-abiding persons wishing to acquire a gun, any more than auto liability insurance (which can be quite costly) deters most of us from owning automobiles.



So it's at least a double fail. It would offer no help to victims of crime, its ostensible purpose, and it would not deter those "nasty right wingers" (i.e. us) from buying guns. It might enrich some insurance companies, but I suspect the biggest winner would be the NRA, which would undoubtedly gear up to provide cheap co-op insurance to members.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 05:59 PM (mwzXN)

200 That's just awful. Politics be damned, no one should have to deal with that. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT) Brain cancer is a nasty way to go.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 05:59 PM (d21//)

201 Remember what they said about Santorums little girl who has trisomy 18 when she was hospitalized?

The same things they said earlier this month when she had a birthday, IIRC.

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 05:59 PM (rHXGG)

202 Of course, Obama's statement on Beau Biden starts out all me me me me me me meeeeeee.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 05:59 PM (pspWL)

203 Don't have to. Remember what they said about Santorums little girl who has trisomy 18 when she was hospitalized? Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (pspWL) Actually, I do not know that story.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 05:59 PM (GEICT)

204 BloMeMoMee?

Didn't we budget something like $3 million dollars out of a lottery jackpot?

$1 million for the hotel rooms and bail.
$1 million for the gun range.
$1 million for liability insurance.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 05:59 PM (ojr4A)

205 Beau, Jeff,

Shit I always get those Bridges confused.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 06:00 PM (V70Uh)

206 Call me crazy but I'd prefer him over Hillary for POTUS in a heartbeat. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM I would prefer Biden over his Boss, BHO. Biden actually loves this country. He may not be a genius, may have the wrong solutions, but I believe he wants to do the right thing for the country. I wish I could say the same for ANY of the other Democrats and MOST of the Republicans.

Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 06:00 PM (u/eTl)

207 "The same things they said earlier this month when she had a birthday, IIRC." Wow. They really are scum bags.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:00 PM (pspWL)

208 Gun liability insurance is proof of intent.

Posted by: Malicious Prosecutor at May 30, 2015 06:00 PM (fGP2L)

209 If the Blackhawks win, we'll be witnessing one of the great modern dynasties in all of sports, like Jordan's Bulls, Yzerman's Red Wings, or Aikman's Cowboys.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 06:00 PM (UkMc0)

210 Are you kidding me? They fixed S'Mores by switching chocolate and marshmallow for strawberries and yogurt? I'm all for strawberries, but they ain't a Hershey bar. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (d21//) Yes they did. None of those things melt!! If they wanted to suggest other things to grill on a damn campfire don't pick yogurt which has to be refrigerated and strawberries which would disintegrate over fire. I mean, they could maybe try to convince people to grill pineapple or something.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 06:00 PM (vmMMi)

211 But as a father, to think about losing not one, but two kids? I can't feel anything but horror and sympathy. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:45 PM My parents had 7 children. They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children. What a blessing (though my oldest brother is now gone.) I have mentioned to my wife that if we live a long life, we will probably see one of our own die (we have 7 also). My wife's parents outlived 2 of their 9 children. I just can't even imagine the horrible pain.

Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 06:01 PM (vBwD9)

212 i never brought yogurt on a camp out.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 06:01 PM (0O7c5)

213 I'm calling it a day.  Good night, everyone!!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at May 30, 2015 06:01 PM (TEpA2)

214 Jose they didn't outlive you

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

215 So, Tampa Bay and Chicago for the Stanley Cup. I'll do this scientifically. I lived in Tampa for 5 years. I drove past Chicago a few times. So, GO LIGHTNING!! SCIENCE!! Actually, i don't care who wins.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 06:02 PM (syGA0)

216 Happy Birthday, Steve White! I'm 60, too. Life just starts every day. We're hot cause we're full of wisdom and still young enough to dance.

Posted by: Marybel at May 30, 2015 06:02 PM (mxd0k)

217 Smatchet, Goloch, corn-knife, kukri, bolo, choppa-diggah, I love 'em all. 

I have spent ungodly amounts of time clearing brush with a machete, and I am afraid it has make me useless for using edged weapons for their right purpose.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (t//F+)

218 " Actually, I do not know that story." During his last run, Santorum had to briefly suspend his campaign because his daughter needed to be hospitalized for a few days due to complications from her condition. As you can imagine th oh so tolerant lefties were about as...compassionate as you would guess.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (pspWL)

219 G'night Vendette!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (GEICT)

220 Didn't we budget something like $3 million dollars out of a lottery jackpot?

$1 million for the hotel rooms and bail.
$1 million for the gun range.
$1 million for liability insurance.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM

 

You have to pay for your own hookers and blow?

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (tBSrv)

221 rd, agreed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (elbY7)

222 @191 Definitely drunk here! Had a postprandial skol of akvavit with my parents at lunch (pot roast with trimmings, and blueberry pie). Then, at home, started in with a bottle of Freixenet Brut, now on a melange Cali Pinot Noir that is growing on me as it opens in the air. Next: a real Sauternes. Whooo, ja! Horde? Let me know if I obey David Byrne and Stop Making Sense. OK?

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (R+kbC)

223 198 The official theme song of the AoS ONT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hDw6mS2pI Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 10:57 PM (elbY7) but who?

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (85ldL)

224 165 wow cthulhu......thank God you saw vaguely perceived her Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 10:50 PM (0O7c5) FIFY

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 06:03 PM (T1005)

225 i never brought yogurt on a camp out..... Posted by: phoenixgirl **** But if you did, what yogurt would you bring? /

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (F0Cog)

226 Sorry. Couldn't resist

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

227
My parents had 7 children. They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children.
Do you mean your "grandparents
Unless you are a zombie.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (8HGb7)

228

That first cat looks like Wiford Brimley  cat.

 

 

I can haz  dibeedus?

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (MDgS8)

229 Here are some goats wearing hand-knit sweaters to make up for my gaffe.

http://is.gd/flgrjV

Posted by: HR at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (rHXGG)

230 "They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children."

Then how are you alive to write this?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (V70Uh)

231 What part of One Million Dollars for the Gun Range did you not understand?

Other forms of 'entertainment' in Vegas will have to be footed by each member of the Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 06:04 PM (ojr4A)

232 Gun liability insurance would be a hell of a scam. They just put in a standard rider that they will not cover any damages in the event of any misdemeanor or felony crime associated with possession or use of the gun, or to someone injured by a gun while engaged in a misdemeanor or felony. Very few people would be eligible to collect anything. Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 10:19 PM (b2cFu) The whole idea is beyond stupid. First off, most gun crime is committed, get this, by criminals. Obeying that law or any other is not in their skill set. I'm willing to bet most gun crimes are committed by people who could not legally qualify to own or carry a gun, right? Second point is the one you make, CC. "Gun liability" insurance would be a huge profit center for insurance companies, because any actual crime committed by an insured person would invalidate the policy, and the insurer would never have to pay out. They would only ever have to pay out on bona-fide accidental shootings, which are quite rare. And the final point: for the reasons described above, law-abiding gun owners could probably get "gun liability insurance" so cheaply that it really wouldn't be much of a deterrence to law-abiding persons wishing to acquire a gun, any more than auto liability insurance (which can be quite costly) deters most of us from owning automobiles. So it's at least a double fail. It would offer no help to victims of crime, its ostensible purpose, and it would not deter those "nasty right wingers" (i.e. us) from buying guns. It might enrich some insurance companies, but I suspect the biggest winner would be the NRA, which would undoubtedly gear up to provide cheap co-op insurance to members. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM If the NRA offers it to members as part of their membership? I think the NRA (or GOA or SAF) would see a lot more members if they offer the required insurance as part of the membership package. And if the NRA has the morals of AARP, they would be front and center shilling for this bill.

Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 06:05 PM (u/eTl)

233 We don't need gun insurance. We need lying shitweasel fascist politician insurance. Upon further reflection... guns ARE lying shitweasel fascist politician insurance.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 30, 2015 06:05 PM (JmjOe)

234 221 G'night Vendette! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT) Every time I see vendettas name I think of making fiends.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 06:06 PM (vmMMi)

235 My great-grandmother died at 93. She outlived  her two  elderly "children" by two years. I honestly don't know how she lasted a couple years after that.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 30, 2015 06:07 PM (8HGb7)

236 'nite east coasters

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:07 PM (85ldL)

237 Speaking of Teachers we were taking our son to the Columbus Zoo and a field trip was near me, the teachers were talking about how the Students necks were red and if they should put sunscreen on them. "But what if they are allergic, we better not put any on them" so they would let them burn rather than put sunscreen on, I have never heard of a person having a problem with sunscreen. What's funny is that the Zoo have Peanut allergy signs all over the place.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:07 PM (CxEX+)

238 217 So, Tampa Bay and Chicago for the Stanley Cup. I'll do this scientifically. I lived in Tampa for 5 years. I drove past Chicago a few times. So, GO LIGHTNING!! SCIENCE!! Actually, i don't care who wins. Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 11:02 PM (syGA0) --I'm cheering for the Blackhawks, but if they do not win I'll have the consolation of not having to endure Baraka pretending to be a huge fan. Come to think of it, he probably secretly hates the sport, since he never played it and it's played mostly by palefaces.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 06:08 PM (UkMc0)

239 Am I going to have to go to the pharmacy and show my license for Hershey bars and marshmallows now?

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 06:08 PM (+exqw)

240 60 also, and can still do more than just dance,,, well, I think I can. Friends keep saying quit being so picky but you know what the style guide says about what not to do with crazy. And still play teh music for the dancers. Next gig is a winery unless we squeeze another one in the weekend before.

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2015 06:09 PM (qyZxC)

241 @235 THIS!

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 06:09 PM (R+kbC)

242 Childhood mortality used to be more common than it is now.  Older generations knew they just had to move on, for the sake of the survivors.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 06:09 PM (V70Uh)

243 So big news from Baltimore is that Tommy Carcetti Marty O'Malley is running for President. Scary news from Baltimore is that 44 tax increases in 8 years not withstanding, Marty O'Malley is probably the best Democrat candidate for President ( at this time ).

Posted by: Weirddave at May 30, 2015 06:09 PM (WvS3w)

244 Hey! Just checked my email and I got one from huckabee saying; 'arkansas you're invited' to help kick off his run for president. Only 250 to go to an event. Up to 10k. Um, pass.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 06:09 PM (vmMMi)

245 "They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children." Then how are you alive to write this? I think it's some kind of riddle. Like the song "I'm My Own Grandpa"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 06:10 PM (W5DcG)

246 So, Westboro has already announced that they will try and protest at Beau Biden's funeral.

Seriously, FUCK those people. So sick of them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)



Dem on Dem action. Nevertheless, I hope the Patriot Guard riders show up in force.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 06:10 PM (mwzXN)

247

 

heheheh eh heh... "squeeze another one in"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at May 30, 2015 06:10 PM (tBSrv)

248 "Am I going to have to go to the pharmacy and show my license for Hershey bars and marshmallows now?"

And get your license scanned.  That way the Feds will have it on your record.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 30, 2015 06:11 PM (V70Uh)

249 "Students necks were red and if they should put sunscreen on them. "But what if they are allergic, we better not put any on them" Oh the sunscreen thing is beyond stupid. Schools won't even let students put on sunscreen they brought from home. There was a case last year of a very pale girl coming home fried after field day because her teacher refused to let her reapply the sunscreen her mom had sent. We're doomed.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:11 PM (pspWL)

250 @248 PGR def. will if the family requests. Nice catch, AOP, as that was what PGR formed to oppose.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 06:12 PM (R+kbC)

251 I for one welcome our ghostly commenter.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:12 PM (pspWL)

252 @231 More than made up, esp. as the sound had the baby goat "mmm-mmm".

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 06:13 PM (R+kbC)

253 Scary news from Baltimore is that 44 tax increases in 8 years not withstanding, Marty O'Malley is probably the best Democrat candidate for President ( at this time ). Posted by: Weirddave at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (WvS3w) ---- Yeah, the local news channels were all trumpeting his candidacy. So are the Dems slowly disengaging from Hillary? And pushing a white male?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 06:13 PM (jR7Wy)

254 Oh the sunscreen thing is beyond stupid. Schools won't even let students put on sunscreen they brought from home. There was a case last year of a very pale girl coming home fried after field day because her teacher refused to let her reapply the sunscreen her mom had sent. *** What??? Are they treating sunscreen like aspirin now? (We were not allowed to have aspirin in high school. Exactly no one followed this rule including the teachers. Teenage girls need a pain killer periodically folks)

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 06:13 PM (vmMMi)

255 Am I going to have to go to the pharmacy and show my license for Hershey bars and marshmallows now?
Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 11:08 PM (+exqw)


No, you go to the pharmacy to get the ration card to buy the Hershey bar.
You get the Hershey bar at the federal building dispensary. 

The ration has increased to 20 grams!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 06:13 PM (t//F+)

256 I for one welcome our ghostly commenter. Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:12 PM (pspWL) We can remove him for you. For a price.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at May 30, 2015 06:14 PM (F9322)

257 We're doomed. Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (pspWL) ----- ..... But they'll hand out birth control pills with nary a thought.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 30, 2015 06:14 PM (JmjOe)

258 I'll be goddamned -- the touchpad actually pushes down. Between this box and the damned apples, it's like there's a conspiracy to hide buttons.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 06:14 PM (T1005)

259 240: I was stationed in Tampa for 5 years in the late 90's. I remember bars, strip joints, and nice beaches. There were nice golf courses too but I was too busy deploying to shitty country's and going to bars, strip joints, and beaches.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 06:15 PM (syGA0)

260 >>Then how are you alive to write this? They were only mostly dead.

Posted by: Miracle Max at May 30, 2015 06:15 PM (bsaZN)

261 For Peter Venkman's distant cousin Achmed

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-142-59.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 06:15 PM (ojr4A)

262 And then there is that diversity officer who said "kill all white men". She gets to keep her job. In fairness, she is pretty hawt.

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2015 06:15 PM (sdi6R)

263 Speaking of Hillary! did that show Madam Secretary end up tanking?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 06:16 PM (UkMc0)

264 Lauren, how could a teacher refuse to let a child apply sunscreen? That's like not letting an asthmatic kid bring in an inhaler. Or is that verboten too? I can't believe how micromanaged our lives are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 06:16 PM (jR7Wy)

265 "What??? Are they treating sunscreen like aspirin now? (" Yep "..... But they'll hand out birth control pills with nary a thought." Yeah, I just read a story yesterday about schools putting in IUDs at school.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:17 PM (pspWL)

266 The ration has increased to 20 grams!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:13 PM (t//F+)

...and the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 06:17 PM (j7iSn)

267 The ration has increased to 20 grams! Posted by: Kindltot **** From 30 grams

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 06:17 PM (F0Cog)

268 The Predator movie wasn't half bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2015 06:17 PM (Ea5iT)

269 "ing an asthmatic kid bring in an inhaler. Or is that verboten too? " Yes. Only the nurse can give your kid their inhaler and you better hope she's not busy. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:18 PM (pspWL)

270 That's like not letting an asthmatic kid bring in an inhaler.

This is a drug-free school.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:18 PM (rHXGG)

271 Hey cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 06:19 PM (OsWis)

272 I don't have daughters.... But if I did...... Somebody's getting injured if I found out the school implanted an IUD in my daughter.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 30, 2015 06:19 PM (JmjOe)

273 @273 Howdy, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 06:19 PM (T1005)

274

Speaking of Hillary! did that show Madam Secretary end up tanking?

 

Tea Leoni  struggles to  balance her crap show  with her  b  level  celebrity.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 06:20 PM (MDgS8)

275 "We require insurance to own a car, ..." ----------- Bullshit. I don't think *any* state requires insurance to own a car, and I am only aware of one state that requires insurance to register a car. Moreover, there is a *very* large body of people driving without insurance. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 10:52 PM (QyBQv) Mike, you're caught in the semantics of "owning" vs "driving" a car. In Ohio, if you own a car, you are responsible for anyone who drives that car, ANYONE. If someone is driving YOUR car, you are responsible for any damages incurred. And if the CAR is not insured, and if any drives it, YOU are responsible for anything that happens with your car. If someone is drunk, drives your car, and injures or kills someone, YOU are just as responsible for any criminal charges, as well as being liable.

Posted by: Jose Jimenez (not yet priveleged with documentation) at May 30, 2015 06:20 PM (vBwD9)

276 251 "Students necks were red and if they should put sunscreen on them. "But what if they are allergic, we better not put any on them" Oh the sunscreen thing is beyond stupid. Schools won't even let students put on sunscreen they brought from home. There was a case last year of a very pale girl coming home fried after field day because her teacher refused to let her reapply the sunscreen her mom had sent. We're doomed. Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (pspWL) I told my wife that some schools consider sunscreen a medication and won't let students have it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:20 PM (CxEX+)

277 ...and the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (j7iSn)


We are committed to being an Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 06:20 PM (t//F+)

278 I think this is beautiful! Boo!

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:20 PM (85ldL)

279 I have a friend who's son has severe allergies and needs an epi pen. The only way the school would allow him to have it in his back pack is if he rode the short bus with an aide. Then he has to relinquish it immediately upon entering the school. Doomed. Doooooomed.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:20 PM (pspWL)

280 I laughed and cried a little at the free range parenting thing. The law would had to have arrested the parents of every kid I knew back in the day over it. We would be outside from sun up to sun down. The only time they saw us was on water breaks.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 06:21 PM (F0Cog)

281 Chocolate and marshmallows are probably healthier than strawberries snd yogurt. For one thing, it's not that uncommon to be allergic to strawberries.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 06:21 PM (wc+9m)

282 what kind of yogurt would i bring camping? i wouldn't bring yogurt....that's almost anti camping

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 06:21 PM (0O7c5)

283 Whew. The wedding shower for my nephew and his lovely fiance was a great success - and I'm exhausted. 'ettes, you know the feeling of exhausted contentment you have when a social event involving much planning and cooking and preparation takes place and goes well and you can finally sit back with a drink and say, "That was fun and thank God it's over." That's my feeling right now. All I have to do now is find a dress for the wedding.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 06:21 PM (+XMAD)

284 FTSB - The racial dot map. We seem to be pretty white, all in all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2015 06:22 PM (6H5fA)

285 donna......enjoy......that's exactly how i feel when we have a party here......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 06:23 PM (0O7c5)

286 We would be outside from sun up to sun down. The only time they saw us was on water breaks. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (F0Cog) And if you weren't outside, you were shooed outside - or asked if you felt sick.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 06:23 PM (+XMAD)

287 BTW I finally caught American Sniper today (waited for it to hit the $2 theater here). Not as gory as many war movies, but it most certainly was not a pro-war movie (nor an anti-war one). Overall, I liked it. Clint Eastwood does not make junk (but we shall not speak of that movie with the orangutan).

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 06:24 PM (UkMc0)

288 off with the "Jose" sock. Again, I think.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 06:24 PM (vBwD9)

289 284 what kind of yogurt would i bring camping? i wouldn't bring yogurt....that's almost anti camping Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (0O7c5) They've never been camping. They have no clue what they're doing. I think I could think of some sort of healthier s'more alt if I had to but it would not require refrigeration. Idiots. All of them. The essential part of the s'more is not the graham cracker.

Posted by: Lea at May 30, 2015 06:24 PM (vmMMi)

290 280 I think this is beautiful! Boo! Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (85ldL) http://tinyurl.com/q7d3p8c Boo!

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:24 PM (85ldL)

291 O/T FYI Beau Biden died from Brain Cancer today. Rest in Peace. My condolences to VP Biden and his family. I will not rant about his politics, or make bad jokes about Biden and brains tonight. Drudge has it. Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 10:33 PM joe I do have sympathy for Joe and his family. My condolences.

Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 06:24 PM (o/90i)

292 I told my wife that some schools consider sunscreen a medication and won't let students have it.

How is that not racist?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:25 PM (rHXGG)

293 " We seem to be pretty white, all in all." It looks like Houston may be the most diverse city in the country.

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:25 PM (pspWL)

294 And if you weren't outside, you were shooed outside - or asked if you felt sick. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:23 PM (+XMAD) --- And if you aren't sick, well there's plenty of work to be done in the house! ((screen door bangs as kid flees house))

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 06:25 PM (jR7Wy)

295 Next time we have an outdoor fire with the grandkids I'm giving them a graham cracker with strawberries and yoghurt and after they're all in bed I'm busting out the Hershey bars and marshmallows and putting myself into a sugar coma that'll last a week. Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:25 PM (NeFrd)

296 They've never been camping. -- This.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 06:25 PM (cbfNE)

297 ((screen door bangs as kid flees house))

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (jR7Wy)


God how i love the sound of a slamming screen door.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 06:26 PM (0O7c5)

298 Now, if we could get a reliable source of sheep butter... Next best thing? Full fat sheep's milk cheese. Btw, my Trader Joe's carries an Israeli feta with a flavor profile that kicks my sorry butt! I've spent a lot of time in Israel, and somehow I don't see those ewes spending their days on a verdant pasture year-round. Year-round grazing, and the resultant lipid profile of the butterfat, works really well in a place like Eire or Britain or NZ. (Prolly why we get verses like Ps 63,5.) So, if you're a health nut, which I am not, you will keep searching, like the mad Kinbote for his Onhava.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 06:26 PM (R+kbC)

299 what kind of yogurt would i bring camping? **** Isn't a yogurt some type of Tibetan tent?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:26 PM (NeFrd)

300 281 I have a friend who's son has severe allergies and needs an epi pen. The only way the school would allow him to have it in his back pack is if he rode the short bus with an aide. Then he has to relinquish it immediately upon entering the school. Doomed. Doooooomed. Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (pspWL) What the hell do they do to the kids with Insulin pumps? Make them take it off during school.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:26 PM (CxEX+)

301 The essential part of the s'more is not the graham cracker.

I would skip the graham cracker and Hershey's bar and eat toasted marshmallows all night...

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:27 PM (rHXGG)

302 Campfires are probably not allowed in Progtopia - too dangerous.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 06:27 PM (cbfNE)

303 I'd be more upset about the free-range parenting thing if so many of the kids today, and their parents, weren't complete shits. 


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 30, 2015 06:27 PM (oEcSd)

304 First they come for the chocolate bar and marshmallow, next they'll be coming after the crackas.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (NeFrd)

305 What the hell do they do to the kids with Insulin pumps? Make them take it off during school.

DARE to say no to drugs, Patrick.  Zero tolerance!

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (rHXGG)

306 Mike, you're caught in the semantics of "owning" vs "driving" a car. Posted by: Jose -------------- I was merely making the point that her opening statement, which underpins her argument, is patently false. So far as liability, while civil suits might fly in all directions, the responsibility for liability insurance (at least in my state) lies with the operator. If you are stopped while driving someone else's car, and found to be without insurance, YOU will be charged, not the vehicle owner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (n6Nt0)

307 Fuck, the barrel.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (rHXGG)

308 I bring pudding. Like a real man.

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (bsaZN)

309 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80A26-uo-CA Or breaking glass.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (85ldL)

310 I'm 60 today, Morons. F**k, yeah! Not dead yet! Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM Good for you Steve, rock on. I'm there in Oct. Be well and live good.

Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (o/90i)

311 And if you weren't outside, you were shooed outside - or asked if you felt sick. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) **** Things have changed so much in not that long of a time. Not for the better.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 06:28 PM (F0Cog)

312 I'll believe the scolds on free range parenting care about the children when they enforce it in the inner city.

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 06:29 PM (+exqw)

313 "English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown." What, haven't you heard the theory of cracked windows?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2015 06:29 PM (+4uXG)

314 Phew.   Barrel-free!

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:29 PM (rHXGG)

315 "(but we shall not speak of that movie with the orangutan)."


Clyde?  You didn't like Clyde?


I love those movies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 06:29 PM (RoiEH)

316 my kids were supposed to have their epi pens kept under lock and key in the school nurses office......yeah.....that didn't happen......wtf good if they had an attack would that do?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 06:29 PM (0O7c5)

317 I bring pudding Good man.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 30, 2015 06:30 PM (6H5fA)

318 307 What the hell do they do to the kids with Insulin pumps? Make them take it off during school. DARE to say no to drugs, Patrick. Zero tolerance! Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:28 PM (rHXGG) There was a story a couple years ago about a VP ripping an insulin pump off a student. "Thought it was a pager." Nevermind that the VP stormed over to the student in the cafeteria while yelling and proceeded to rip it off despite the student's protests and attempted explanation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 06:30 PM (GEICT)

319 And if you aren't sick, well there's plenty of work to be done in the house! ((screen door bangs as kid flees house)) Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:25 PM (jR7Wy) LOL! "If you're going to lounge around inside, vacuum the living room and dust!" My mom didn't mind if I read a book, although she's say "why don't you read that in the hammock in the back yard and get some fresh air?" but she could not abide us watching TV on nice days. We watched some Saturday morning cartoons and then she'd shoo us outside.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 06:30 PM (+XMAD)

320 Turn  right Clyde.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 06:30 PM (MDgS8)

321 @301 Hate to go all polyglot on y'all, but word for the sheep's wool felt portable circle-home in the relevant language is 'ger". The word our "yogurt" is derived from does have the Turkish "yumashak gay", and sounds similarly, but the similarity is with the Russian "yurt".

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 06:31 PM (R+kbC)

322 I kind of think that map on the sidebar explains absolutely everything about minorities in the U.S., except why they don't move. Last night I mentioned my blog here, and I got a lot of hits, so I think I'll keep mentioning it.

Posted by: Dave M at May 30, 2015 06:31 PM (T1Fev)

323 No need to worry, round-eyes. According to Chinese Admiral Sun at the "Shangri-La Dialogue in Singapore": The S. China Sea construction is for the purpose of providing "international public services". For example, those artillery batteries aren't really artillery - they're ice cream and lemonade stands for any sailors who get hungry or thirsty out there.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 06:31 PM (wZ2hu)

324 Oh. My. Goodness.

You can get desk-top centrifuges on Amazon for less than $150.

I never realized I wanted one of my own.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 06:31 PM (t//F+)

325 232 "They died at 86 and 87, outliving all their children." Okay, I meant "outdying" all their children, and the children who became adults. But my FIL backed his truck over his 2 year old daughter, on his farm.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 06:32 PM (vBwD9)

326 "English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown." "Clampdown" sounds as if it's a couple sizes too small.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 06:32 PM (W5DcG)

327 Fuck, the barrel. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken **** That's partly how we get it to smell like that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 06:32 PM (F0Cog)

328 326 What would you fo with it though?

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 06:32 PM (cbfNE)

329 Dave M? Any relation to Drew M?

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 06:32 PM (bsaZN)

330 "There was a story a couple years ago about a VP ripping an insulin pump off a student. " O_O

Posted by: Lauren at May 30, 2015 06:33 PM (pspWL)

331 https://youtu.be/QTJqFU5Dstw Creepy. We either dropped too many nukes on Japan or not enough.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit [/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 06:33 PM (0RdKg)

332 330 326 What would you fo with it though? Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (cbfNE) You can use them to spin down blood samples of patients infected with Ebola. Then stupidly open it up (because these may be the cheap centrifuges without the locking mechanism) while it's still running, break the samples, and spray blood everywhere.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 06:33 PM (wZ2hu)

333 There was a story a couple years ago about a VP ripping an insulin pump off a student. "Thought it was a pager." Nevermind that the VP stormed over to the student in the cafeteria while yelling and proceeded to rip it off despite the student's protests and attempted explanation. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM If the kid was mine or someone I cared about, that VP would have been missing some personal parts. It might take a few years, but it would happen.

Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 06:34 PM (u/eTl)

334 Joe has spent his entire adult life in politics, which is not healthy for the nation and not healthy for families either. The model of the Fathers is you either enter politics after amassing a full private life, or you enter briefly out of a sense of duty and then retire to your own private life I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2015 06:34 PM (d21//)

335 " But my FIL backed his truck"


Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 06:34 PM (RoiEH)

336 For example, those artillery batteries aren't really artillery - they're ice cream and lemonade stands for any sailors who get hungry or thirsty out there. Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (wZ2hu) --- Those aren't sailors, they're fishermen, sir!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 06:35 PM (jR7Wy)

337 I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics. Posted by: nerdygirl -------------- Berbal, gluuugle, yussef.

Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 06:35 PM (n6Nt0)

338 You can use them to spin down blood samples of patients infected with Ebola. Then stupidly open it up (because these may be the cheap centrifuges without the locking mechanism) while it's still running, break the samples, and spray blood everywhere.

 

Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM

 

Tell me about it.

Posted by: that guy from "Outbreak" at May 30, 2015 06:35 PM (tBSrv)

339 Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM (0RdKg) I'm thinking of that Japanese woman from "Audition". Or in spare time, this person has an indoor pit and tells the hapless victim within to put the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2015 06:36 PM (wZ2hu)

340 When polyamory goes too far, you have a polyglut of lovers.

Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 06:36 PM (jT+gh)

341 You can get desk-top centrifuges on Amazon for less than $150.

I never realized I wanted one of my own.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (t//F+)



Hot deal, after Iran tried 'em and found they wouldn't work for separating U238 and U235.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 06:36 PM (mwzXN)

342 There was a story a couple years ago about a VP ripping an insulin pump off a student. "Thought it was a pager."

I've been wearing a pedometer clipped to my pockets for work, and I do feel like people in the park are looking at me like I'm a drug dealer.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:37 PM (rHXGG)

343 Hot deal, after Iran tried 'em and found they wouldn't work for separating U238 and U235. **** I believe Iran has converted entirely to subterfuges.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:37 PM (NeFrd)

344 Those Chinese islands look pretty tippable.

Posted by: eman at May 30, 2015 06:37 PM (MQEz6)

345 Those aren't sailors, they're fishermen, sir! Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 11:35 PM (jR7Wy) You're right, we will not militarize the South China Sea (even though we could b/c it's been part of China forever). Because of that, there will be no sailors there ever, only "fishermen".

Posted by: Chi-Com Admiral Sun at May 30, 2015 06:37 PM (wZ2hu)

346 Hi phoenixgirl, sorry I got distracted, I'm doing okay, doing some laundry and importing reference papers into a literature database, that's all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 06:37 PM (2XMpf)

347 Walk through a cemetery dating prior to , oh, 1890. Lots of infant deaths. My great aunt and uncle lost three kids within 10 days to scarlet fever.

Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (n6Nt0)

348 I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics. Posted by: nerdygirl Hairspray has many uses.

Posted by: Happy Rockefeller at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (u/eTl)

349 Not only camping, but babysitting. I had a good laugh at the shower today trading babysitting stories with friends and relatives and then the older women there told me that their own grandchildren are not watched by 12 year old neighborhood girls, but by "day care" professionals in their 30's. I learned how to change a diaper babysitting for a couple down the block when I was 12. I thought babysitting was a great gig - I got a buck an hour and chips and soda and the kids usually went to bed pretty early. I also learned how to be responsible for a smaller human being.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (+XMAD)

350 @109 -- turns out I have a personal connection to that lake. When I was a kid (before LASIK), I typically wore coke-bottle-thick glasses. One time, when my family were visiting that lake, I saw something that looked mostly white with some colorful touches -- like a bread-wrapper for Wonder Bread, but I wasn't sure. So I asked my mom, "what's that?" Then she screamed, and my dad ran over and jumped into the lake [which is, indeed, quite shallow], waded out to the little girl whose dress I'd seen, and hauled her to shore. When we got there, she was not breathing -- and, as everyone fumbled around to try to drain her lungs and remember long-ago rescue-breathing lessons, she convulsed, de-glorped, and started breathing again. By this time, her family -- which was 30-40 feet away, had shown up. I don't think they even took her to the hospital. Ho lee cow. On that note I might have to go to bed. Well, or get another drink. Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (T1005)

Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (o/90i)

351 off with Gored sock

Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (n6Nt0)

352 Except true Kigurumi are not supposed to show skin.  Wear special body suits to further enhance the illusion they are anime girls.  Also not supposed to speak least you find out that Asuka with the blinking eyes is really a guy under all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (ojr4A)

353 I could definitely see Heather dealing  crack.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 06:38 PM (MDgS8)

354 off with Gored sock Posted by: Tipper ------------ Sooner or later...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 06:39 PM (n6Nt0)

355 The joints hoppin tonight.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 06:39 PM (Wo9OY)

356 333 https://youtu.be/QTJqFU5Dstw Creepy. We either dropped too many nukes on Japan or not enough. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 30, 2015 11:33 PM (0RdKg) You need to check out Handjob karaoke from Japan, where contestants have to sign a song while getting a handy. The one to sing the best wins.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:39 PM (CxEX+)

357 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mV5MYcG1DI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccy3u0iRGc4 Wild women of Wongo x2!

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:39 PM (85ldL)

358 I've been wearing a pedometer clipped to my pockets for work, and I do feel like people in the park are looking at me like I'm a drug dealer.

 

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM

 

Pedometers are used to track sex offenders though, right?

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 06:39 PM (tBSrv)

359 I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics. Posted by: nerdygirl I have my own clinic!

Posted by: Betty Ford at May 30, 2015 06:39 PM (u/eTl)

360 I could definitely see Heather dealing crack. I picture her more as a hitchick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 30, 2015 06:40 PM (rwI+c)

361

They used to name their  kids with the same names  back  in the day  due to infant  mortality.

 

Lose one  John  there's  still  two left.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 06:40 PM (MDgS8)

362 What would you fo with it though?
Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 11:32 PM (cbfNE)


No idea.  An ex-GF had one in the lab where she worked they used for spinning down proteins doing anti-body works. It was the size of a washing machine.

She wouldn't let me spin down green peas when I found out that you could separate out the flavor from the solids.  Something about "contamination" and "USDA" and "firing" 


Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 06:40 PM (t//F+)

363 I believe Iran has converted entirely to subterfuges.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (NeFrd)



Yeah, they are all underground, now, aren't they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 06:40 PM (mwzXN)

364 I could definitely see Heather dealing crack. *** Wait, are we still talking about mankinis?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:41 PM (NeFrd)

365 Posted by: Tipper at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (n6Nt0) Also, lots of gravestones of young women, many buried with their newborns. Victorian "prudishness" has never been a mystery to me. No reliable means of birth control + a ruined life and reputation if you got preggers outside of wedlock + a good chance of dying during childbirth - jeez, really is it a wonder they kept their legs together?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 06:42 PM (+XMAD)

366 Oh well, time to go write some more.  Or to be more precise, edit what has been written.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 06:43 PM (ojr4A)

367 I think Radish was dealing, and sampling, a little acid before heading off to the Weird Al concert.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 06:43 PM (GEICT)

368 Walk through a cemetery dating prior to , oh, 1890. Lots of infant deaths.

Not just infants; it was rough until you got past puberty (and rough after).  Occasionally you'll get a stone with 5-6 names, all died in different years and ages.  Names carved on multiple sides of the marker because they originally bought it for one or two children, then kept burying siblings...

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:43 PM (rHXGG)

369 I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics. Posted by: nerdygirl I loved rubbing alcohol and O.J. A great morning pick-me-up.

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 30, 2015 06:44 PM (u/eTl)

370 "You need to check out Handjob karaoke from Japan, where contestants have to sign a song while getting a handy. The one to sing the best wins. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio"

No problem hitting those high notes there.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 06:44 PM (Wo9OY)

371 I think Radish was dealing, and sampling, a little acid before heading off to the Weird Al concert.

No acid, but I stopped at a local beer garden and the "Just tapped--Weihanstephaner Vitus!" sign didn't tell me spring bock has nearly twice the ABV of Weihanstephaner hefeweizen.  Oops.


Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:44 PM (rHXGG)

372 Dealing Heather Crack, Oh, if I only had a functioning brain.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:44 PM (85ldL)

373 What kind of asshole rips an insulin pump off a kid's arm?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 06:45 PM (2XMpf)

374 You need to check out Handjob karaoke from Japan, where contestants have to sign a song while getting a handy. The one to sing the best wins.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 11:39 PM (CxEX+)



That might be useful for hitting that difficult high note in Star Spangled Banner if the err, assistant grabbed the contestant's family jewels at the appropriate instant.



(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 06:45 PM (mwzXN)

375 "Just tapped--Weihanstephaner Vitus!" sign didn't tell me spring bock has nearly twice the ABV of Weihanstephaner hefeweizen. Oops. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (rHXGG) Even in my own head I can't pretend to pronounce what you just said.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 06:45 PM (GEICT)

376 351 Not only camping, but babysitting. I had a good laugh at the shower today trading babysitting stories with friends and relatives and then the older women there told me that their own grandchildren are not watched by 12 year old neighborhood girls, but by "day care" professionals in their 30's Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (+XMAD) This is why you see a lot of kids with Flat Head syndrome, (you will see kids wearing a Helmet) these kids get strapped in swings at day care and left there, strapped in car seats, and jogging strollers.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:45 PM (CxEX+)

377 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:38 PM (ojr4A) Now you're really creeping me out, Anna. I could have lived a happy life without ever knowing about Kigurumi.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit [/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 06:45 PM (0RdKg)

378 375 What kind of asshole rips an insulin pump off a kid's arm? Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:45 PM (2XMpf) Midsection. Typically around the waist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 06:46 PM (GEICT)

379 I'm 60 today, Morons. F**k, yeah! Not dead yet! At 62, you're still outdying me! Happy birth (or successfully passing through your mother's vagina alive and your mother wanted you to live) day! (SPTYMVAAYMWYTL day?)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 06:46 PM (vBwD9)

380 Plinkett would wonder if it's too soon for Kitty rape jokes and ask, "Duka--who?"

Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 06:47 PM (jT+gh)

381 Asshole Asshole. THX Hope that answers your question.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:47 PM (85ldL)

382 Speaking of Tea Leoni, I'm watching Jurassic Park 3 for the first time ever on AMC. Please, no spoilers: I'm holding out hope that her character becomes dino dung.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 06:47 PM (UkMc0)

383 O, ye of little taste must view teh HR images. I particularly recall one of chamfered inside wood shutter edges at some fort. Basically, "If you allow Cezanne to represent a third dimension on his two-dimensional canvas, then you must allow Landseer his gleam of loyalty in the spaniel's eye", and the chamfered wood edges in HR's photo oeuvre.

Posted by: A Fan at May 30, 2015 06:48 PM (R+kbC)

384 Isadora Duncan, of course, was a celebrity born in San Francisco, California on May 26 or May 27.....who was famously exiled to Europe for her pro-Soviet sympathies, and died when her scarf got entangled in the spokes of an open-topped car she was riding in.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 06:48 PM (T1005)

385 Jack-a-roke? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 06:48 PM (RoiEH)

386 sorry, a kid's midsection

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 06:48 PM (2XMpf)

387 My mom didn't mind if I read a book, although she's say "why don't you read that in the hammock in the back yard and get some fresh air?" but she could not abide us watching TV on nice days. We watched some Saturday morning cartoons and then she'd shoo us outside. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 11:30 PM Yep Donna, I was there, did that. Good to see you here, I'm off to bed and work tomorrow. Let's hope it warms up after tomorrow!

Posted by: Farmer at May 30, 2015 06:49 PM (o/90i)

388 "Speaking of Tea Leoni,"


She's MILFy today. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 06:49 PM (RoiEH)

389 * types Joan Kennedy drunk parody * * feels sympathy and shame * * deletes *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 06:49 PM (n6Nt0)

390 I don't think it's a coincidence that so many wives of politicians are alcoholics. Posted by: nerdygirl You'd drink too if you were married to an asshole like Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Joan Bennett Kennedy at May 30, 2015 06:49 PM (u/eTl)

391 You can get desk-top centrifuges on Amazon for less than $150. Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 11:31 PM (t//F+) They make wonderful gifts for the young Twelver nuclear scientist on your Ramadan list!

Posted by: Marie Haaaarrrffff at May 30, 2015 06:49 PM (nL0sw)

392 What song would you choose for handjob karaoke? "Beat It"? "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings"?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:50 PM (NeFrd)

393 Speaking of Tea Leoni, I'm watching Jurassic Park 3 for the first time ever on AMC. Please, no spoilers: I'm holding out hope that her character becomes dino dung.

 

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:47 PM

 

Have fun. I love that movie. Underrated fun dino flick. Yeah Leoni is annoying as fuck, but, her character is supposed to be. The opening 20 minutes or so is totally kickass.

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 06:50 PM (tBSrv)

394 Anything by Rod Stewart?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:50 PM (NeFrd)

395 died when her scarf got entangled in the spokes of an open-topped car she was riding in. ------------- Technically, the spinner. Darwin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 06:50 PM (n6Nt0)

396 Even in my own head I can't pretend to pronounce what you just said.

I'm pretty impressed I could still type Weihanstephaner at this stage. 

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:50 PM (rHXGG)

397 My Baby Does the Hanky Panky

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 06:51 PM (W5DcG)

398 Walk through a cemetery dating prior to , oh, 1890. Lots of infant deaths. I went to get pictures of my grandparents and great-parents grave a few years back. There was a large empty area near the entrance with no gravestones or markings. The caretaker told me those were infant graves.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 06:51 PM (vBwD9)

399 "It's Been A Hard Day's Night"?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:51 PM (NeFrd)

400

I'm pretty impressed I could still type Weihanstephaner at this stage.

 

hah

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2015 06:52 PM (MDgS8)

401
"Beat It"?


"You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings"?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (NeFrd)



This one, of course:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HsyAnCz2hQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 06:52 PM (mwzXN)

402 What song would you choose for handjob karaoke? -- Duh. Whip It.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 06:53 PM (jR7Wy)

403 Here's an idea, since texting and driving causes so much deaths, wrecks, etc. how about liability insurance for cell phone owners. If you eat and drive...eating insurance required when getting food at a drive thru..

Posted by: RGallegos at May 30, 2015 06:53 PM (49Jfq)

404 You'd drink too if you were married to an asshole like Ted Kennedy.

Err...ah...make me a waitress sammich.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2015 06:53 PM (Dwehj)

405 What song would you choose for handjob karaoke? >>>

Iron Man

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 06:53 PM (+exqw)

406 I particularly recall one of chamfered inside wood shutter edges at some fort.

In New York?

I learned more about the Revolutionary War there in one summer than in all of K-12.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 06:53 PM (rHXGG)

407 "The Hand Jive" Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:54 PM (NeFrd)

408 Pearl necklace? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU ho.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:54 PM (85ldL)

409 Handbaby Serenade.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2015 06:54 PM (Dwehj)

410 I loved rubbing alcohol and O.J. A great morning pick-me-up. Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (u/eTl) NyQuil was my mother's drink of choice when the stores stopped selling beer. I always thought my mom was sick with the cold when I was a kid.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:55 PM (CxEX+)

411 Pump it up

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 06:55 PM (tBSrv)

412 The Stroke

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 06:55 PM (tBSrv)

413 "It's a Small World After All"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:55 PM (NeFrd)

414 I just finished watching Taking Chance. Kevin Bacon makes a pretty good Marine.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 06:56 PM (OsWis)

415 More Than A Feeling

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 06:56 PM (tBSrv)

416 @381 And I thank the Lutheran Church for this, oddly, I was born I suspect despite my mother's wishes. I was sure hard on her as a first birth at 10# 11 oz. I was so girthy, the Fransiscan nuns let me go bare-chested in the nursery. They had no neonatal garb that fit my big thorax. Not to mention head. One grandmother told me I bore the marks of the forceps, and was not a pretty sight. I was overdue. My predicted birthdate as the day Einstein died. Just saying.

Posted by: A Fan at May 30, 2015 06:56 PM (R+kbC)

417 "Whoomp, There It Is"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 06:56 PM (NeFrd)

418 Have fun. I love that movie. Underrated fun dino flick. Yeah Leoni is annoying as fuck, but, her character is supposed to be. The opening 20 minutes or so is totally kickass. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv) --Yeah, I've nothing against Leoni; it's the character that is annoying as fuck.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 06:56 PM (UkMc0)

419 394 What song would you choose for handjob karaoke? Free Bird

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (CxEX+)

420 Watching SNL at work (co-worker wants to watch it). I see why I haven't watched it for the last 25-30 years. Its awful.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (syGA0)

421 Start Me Up

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (W5DcG)

422 What song would you choose for handjob karaoke? ---- Or maybe the epic jam "Inna Gadda Davida" if I'm allowed to recline and there's a pit crew for the handyin'.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (jR7Wy)

423 Who Let The Dogs Out

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (2XMpf)

424 "Good Vibrations"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (n6Nt0)

425 For TPH and other brave souls, this should give one pause and nightmares greater than some Special Otherkin being elected President. https://youtu.be/QTJqFU5Dstw Yeah I got a horror story idea or two from this. *shudder* Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (ojr4A) http://bit.ly/1FUF7My

Posted by: The Pyro-Hat at May 30, 2015 06:57 PM (7YlUk)

426 Mama Told Me Not To Come

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 06:58 PM (W5DcG)

427 419 who is the next republican child molesting pervert to be outed? most thinks it will be home schooler huckaboob ;but I think it will be ted cruz! Posted by: captain*arizona at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (fMlDW) Shouldn't you be grieving beau bidder's death or something? Idiot.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 30, 2015 06:58 PM (UnJ7w)

428 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Handbaby Band

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2015 06:59 PM (Dwehj)

429 uh oh. the hat's here. Quick! you know what to do! Hup! Hup!

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 06:59 PM (85ldL)

430 captain*arizona at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (fMlDW) *** The Fucktards always tell you who they fear most.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 07:00 PM (XrHO0)

431 Hank Williams, Jr-Strokin'

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:00 PM (RoiEH)

432 Mama Told Me Not To Come Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 11:58 PM (W5DcG) ***** Winner!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 07:00 PM (NeFrd)

433 Heh MWNP. Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:00 PM (OsWis)

434 You need better bacha bazi-dar. They used to say, "The smoker you get the player you feel." The BoyLove/Bacha Bazi equivalent is: "The RINO you is, the more boy you f**k". Look at that fat felcher, Chris Christie. Him 'n' Bammie lovin' boys on the beach. Together.

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 07:00 PM (R+kbC)

435 416 I just finished watching Taking Chance. Kevin Bacon makes a pretty good Marine. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM (OsWis) GREAT MOVIE, it's just so sad and it's based on a true story.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 07:01 PM (CxEX+)

436 "the hat's here. Quick! you know what to do! Hup! Hup!"



Make another drink.........?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:02 PM (RoiEH)

437 It must be terrible lonely, working piece-rate on a Saturday evening.
Troll! Monkey, Troll!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 07:02 PM (t//F+)

438 clean up at 419? and 430?

Posted by: rd at May 30, 2015 07:03 PM (u/eTl)

439 @429, and mic drop.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 07:03 PM (T1005)

440 Billy Squier - The Stroke

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 07:04 PM (vBwD9)

441 What did I say??

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 30, 2015 07:04 PM (UnJ7w)

442 Handy music? Frankie Goes to Hollywood- Relax

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 07:04 PM (F0Cog)

443 Patrick, I have a friend, who was an escort. The care taken with the remains by the soldiers and other personnel at Dover really hit me in the feels. Definitely need Kleenex at the ready.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:04 PM (OsWis)

444 What did I say?? Posted by: Arson -------------- You reprinted the troll's entire comment. Making clean-up difficult.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 07:05 PM (n6Nt0)

445 "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2015 07:05 PM (RWGcK)

446 What did I say?? Posted by: Arson Wells at May 31, 2015 12:04 AM (UnJ7w) *** You quoted the Fucktard. Never quote full Fucktard.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 07:05 PM (3F6F8)

447 Biden's son served in the Delaware National Guard. RIP Major.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:05 PM (OsWis)

448 Handy Music Stranglehold

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 07:05 PM (F0Cog)

449 "What did I say??"


I think you're just fine.  Somebody mis-ID'd. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:05 PM (RoiEH)

450 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (n6Nt0) Oh, I thought it was my response. I'll be mindful in the future, thanks Mr. Hammer.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 30, 2015 07:06 PM (UnJ7w)

451 Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome is on AMC Monday. Someday, it will be less a movie and more a documentary.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 07:06 PM (UkMc0)

452 Evening horde. Day of swimming, steak, corn-hole and sunshine. Bring on summer!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:07 PM (XAFOu)

453 Never quote full Fucktard.

*adds to list of Horde quotes to embroider on a sampler*

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 07:07 PM (rHXGG)

454 Never go full potato.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:07 PM (OsWis)

455 Handy Music Stranglehold Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:05 AM (F0Cog) The Buzzcocks' "Orgasm Addict" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Mi995ggFU

Posted by: The Hand-Baby's Hat at May 30, 2015 07:07 PM (7YlUk)

456 OK, what is corn-hole? 

It sounds like bean-bag.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 07:08 PM (t//F+)

457 HJ Karaoke

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 07:08 PM (+exqw)

458 Here's a link to the show http://tinyurl.com/qc2yyz2 NSFW and its on YouTube and the Japanese censor it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 07:08 PM (CxEX+)

459 Oh, I thought it was my response. I'll be mindful in the future, thanks Mr. Hammer. Posted by: Arson ----------------- S'ok. Many here have done the same thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 07:08 PM (n6Nt0)

460 Fuckwad troll inhabits ONT's??

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:08 PM (XAFOu)

461 OK, what is corn-hole? It sounds like bean-bag. Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+) I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

Posted by: The Great Cornholio at May 30, 2015 07:08 PM (7YlUk)

462 OK, what is corn-hole?
It sounds like bean-bag.


It is, but "bean-bag" doesn't sound edgy enough.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 07:09 PM (rHXGG)

463 HJ Kareoke? The Who's Pinball Wizard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2015 07:09 PM (+4uXG)

464 @464

Unbelievable, I know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:09 PM (RoiEH)

465 OK, what is corn-hole? It sounds like bean-bag. Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+) *** For the love of God, do NOT search that phrase. Pro Tip.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 07:10 PM (XrHO0)

466 460 OK, what is corn-hole? It sounds like bean-bag. Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:08 AM (t//F+) Guess it's a regional name 'cause I guarantee it's the same. Toss beanbags onto or through a wooden deck.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:10 PM (XAFOu)

467 --Yeah, I've nothing against Leoni; it's the character that is annoying as fuck.

 

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:56 PM

 

Try to turn your brain off and enjoy the mayhem. Saw it at the movies and was awesome on the big screen and sound. Not as good or thought provoking as the first, but I appreciated the "Let's just get the fuck off off this island" basic plot. Plus, Sam Neil, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Michael Jeter and John Diehl. Just a fun, dino danger flick. I don't care about the stupid bits. It does it's job well.

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 07:10 PM (tBSrv)

468 RWC, Since Rush dimed Ace out, there's been a slight increase in trolling activity.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:10 PM (OsWis)

469 Handy music Orgasmatron

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 07:10 PM (F0Cog)

470 Day of swimming, steak, corn-hole Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 31, 2015 12:07 AM (XAFOu) Are you threatening me?

Posted by: Cornholio at May 30, 2015 07:11 PM (UkMc0)

471 Uh, corn-hole is more than bean-bags. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:11 PM (RoiEH)

472 Was it the Landseer reference?

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 07:12 PM (R+kbC)

473 Huh. I commented twice and they never showed up. Either I offended Pixy or unwittingly said something ban worthy.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit [/i][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 07:12 PM (0RdKg)

474 Yep, same thing Kindltot. ----- Unbelievable, I know. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:09 AM (RoiEH Sad, sad existence.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:12 PM (XAFOu)

475 Since Rush dimed Ace out, there's been a slight increase in trolling activity. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM That makes sense. It's rare to see trolls here.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 30, 2015 07:12 PM (UnJ7w)

476 "Are you threatening me?"



Maybe he is.  What of it? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:13 PM (RoiEH)

477 475 Uh, corn-hole is more than bean-bags.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH)


I don't do either...just in case someone's confused.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2015 07:13 PM (j7iSn)

478 I just finished watching The Equalizer. That was actually pretty good.

Posted by: CDR M at May 30, 2015 07:14 PM (TWXpK)

479 Anyone Christian here? Jn 8,32

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 07:14 PM (R+kbC)

480 472 RWC, Since Rush dimed Ace out, there's been a slight increase in trolling activity. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (OsWis) This one has been around for a bit though, hasn't it? Or were there multiple ones upthread? Any increase in quality or is it the same tired shit?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:14 PM (XAFOu)

481 Who the hell is cornholing steaks? *looks at "captain"*arizona* Were you upset that Phoenix did not go all Ok Corral the other evening? All those ARs and shotguns and handguns strapped to hips... Did you hide under your bed? You're among friends. You can tell us. Really.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:14 PM (OsWis)

482 Try to turn your brain off and enjoy the mayhem. Saw it at the movies and was awesome on the big screen and sound. Not as good or thought provoking as the first, but I appreciated the "Let's just get the fuck off off this island" basic plot. Plus, Sam Neil, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Michael Jeter and John Diehl. Just a fun, dino danger flick. I don't care about the stupid bits. It does it's job well. Posted by: otho at May 31, 2015 12:10 AM (tBSrv) --Okay, so they have the dino eggs now. I would go Rikki-Tikki-Tavi on them if I ran into the raptors again.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 07:15 PM (UkMc0)

483 "just in case someone's confused."

Oh, everyone's constantly confused around these parts.  As you know. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:15 PM (RoiEH)

484 Official corn hole bags contain corn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 07:15 PM (W5DcG)

485 Uh, corn-hole is more than bean-bags. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH) I don't do either...just in case someone's confused. Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (j7iSn) The bean bag was being a slut and was asking for it...

Posted by: Florida Man at May 30, 2015 07:15 PM (7YlUk)

486 Uh, corn-hole is more than bean-bags. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RoiEH) I don't do either...just in case someone's confused. Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (j7iSn) The bean bag was being a slut and was asking for it...

Posted by: Florida Man at May 30, 2015 07:15 PM (7YlUk)

487 Song for Tea Leone - Legs (ZZ Top)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 07:16 PM (w5PSP)

488 Rollin' in hot.

Posted by: TB3K at May 30, 2015 07:16 PM (TWXpK)

489 LOL Fire for effect.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:17 PM (OsWis)

490 Official corn hole bags contain creamed corn. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 31, 2015 12:15 AM (W5DcG) FIFY

Posted by: The Pinto Hat at May 30, 2015 07:17 PM (7YlUk)

491 I just finished watching The Equalizer. That was actually pretty good. Posted by: CDR **** Great song from the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDR1tNvMoRo

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 07:17 PM (F0Cog)

492 Doc...., that bean bag was fifteen going on thirty five..

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 30, 2015 07:17 PM (n6Nt0)

493 Ooooh.  Creamed corn.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 07:17 PM (rHXGG)

494 480 "Are you threatening me?" Maybe he is. What of it? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:13 AM (RoiEH) --This: https://youtu.be/2H2VLCkoZKY

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 07:18 PM (UkMc0)

495 "The bean bag was being a slut and was asking for it..."



The rouge and the short-shorts.  Acting all friendly. 


Yeah, I get ya. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:18 PM (RoiEH)

496 Run complete. Standing by.

Posted by: TB3K at May 30, 2015 07:18 PM (TWXpK)

497 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the giant penis I don't have protruding into all your shit and stuff.

Posted by: Tina in shipping with a baritone voice at May 30, 2015 07:19 PM (Q819Q)

498 The national sport of Colombia is Tejo, which is similar to beanbag, but you throw rocks at an inclined box of mud at a target that is the end of a steel pipe that just comes out of the dirt.  Some times they use impact-squibs so you can tell by the pop that you hit the target.

It is uniquely Colombian sport that involves getting hammered on cheap beer, throwing rocks, and at times explosives are involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 07:19 PM (t//F+)

499 Justice is swift, here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 30, 2015 07:20 PM (n6Nt0)

500 Great song from the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDR1tNvMoRo Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 31, 2015 12:17 AM (F0Cog) Oh thank you! That song was outstanding.

Posted by: CDR M at May 30, 2015 07:20 PM (TWXpK)

501 I do love seeing a strafing run.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:21 PM (OsWis)

502 @479....au contraire, mon frere.....we see trolls here all the time....until the banhammer swings.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 07:21 PM (T1005)

503 "The bean bag was being a slut and was asking for it...">>>

Is there a Cornhole pinball machine?

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 07:21 PM (+exqw)

504 Justice is swift, here at AoSHQ.

And smelly.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 07:21 PM (rHXGG)

505 Handy Music? I Touch Myself - Divinyls SNL is still on at work. Still not funny.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 07:21 PM (syGA0)

506 @501

That sounds like a crap sport.  Hai-lai got that beat. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:21 PM (RoiEH)

507 At my age, 60, for the record with undiminished ardor or ejaculate volume or frequency, the "creamed corn" doesn't summon Zappa's "Mud Shark", but an A-10 gun run. Happy "Brrrrrt" Day!

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 07:22 PM (R+kbC)

508 >>>>Tried to make the payment through HD Financial Services but they wanted to charge 6 bucks for the "privilege" of paying online Yea, that always pisses me off too, but I forget it's there until the payment is due and the late charge would be more. I usually pay 3-4 months at a time when this happens, just to minimize the per payment impact. Pays off the bike faster too.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 30, 2015 07:22 PM (4MRvZ)

509 490 Song for Tea Leone - Legs (ZZ Top)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 12:16 AM (w5PSP)


You can just stop.  I'll punch Duchovney in the face.

Posted by: Tina in shipping with a baritone voice at May 30, 2015 07:23 PM (Q819Q)

510 Oh thank you! That song was outstanding. Posted by: CDR M **** You're welcome.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 07:23 PM (F0Cog)

511 510, I love that sound. From an A-10 Not an ass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:23 PM (OsWis)

512 John Wick Good movie, just straight action even if Keanu Reeves is the star.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 30, 2015 07:23 PM (CxEX+)

513 The Lemon Song

Posted by: Garrett at May 30, 2015 07:24 PM (bsaZN)

514 Evening, folks.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:24 PM (l3vZN)

515 Who among us has not been caught in a desperate situation of bean bag entrapment? "There is a house in New Orleans. And they call it 'You'll not Arise, Son..'."

Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 07:24 PM (jT+gh)

516 I might have to get that score now Tilikum.

Posted by: CDR M at May 30, 2015 07:24 PM (TWXpK)

517 Cornhole is what they call it in Cincinnati. You have to lob high or the bean bag will slide past.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2015 07:25 PM (+4uXG)

518 Hey Jinx : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:25 PM (OsWis)

519 So, there's new "anti-corporate" search engine coming out. It'll be interesting to so how long it lasts, especially since it seems a bit "fringy": http://tinyurl.com/oyutcp5

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 07:25 PM (nL0sw)

520 It is uniquely Colombian sport that involves getting hammered on cheap beer, throwing rocks, and at times explosives are involved. Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+) It all began with the simple phrase.... mantener mi cerveza y ver esta

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:25 PM (XAFOu)

521 Pays off the bike faster too. ----------------- I understand there are a few Harleys available cheap in Waco. Nothing wrong with 'em that a little Bondo can't patch up.

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 30, 2015 07:25 PM (n6Nt0)

522 It is uniquely Colombian sport that involves getting hammered on cheap beer, throwing rocks, and at times explosives are involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2015 12:19 AM (t//F+)



The national sport of Peruvia, on the other hand, is a two-man rush on a three-hole outhouse. c*a always loses, and can't understand why

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 07:26 PM (mwzXN)

523 " Evening, folks."


*Taps watch*


You're late.  Again. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:26 PM (RoiEH)

524 Is was just watching Top Gun with my,kid for laughs. Flying over the desert mountains of Florida. It was hilarious

Posted by: Thunderb at May 30, 2015 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

525 I did a mock packing of the truck for the Great Western Trip today. Had a little room to spare, but I've got to watch the weight. Getting anxious to hit the road.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:28 PM (l3vZN)

526 is it safe?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 30, 2015 07:28 PM (TF10X)

527 527 Is was just watching Top Gun with my,kid for laughs. Flying over the desert mountains of Florida. It was hilarious Posted by: Thunderb at May 31, 2015 12:26 AM (zOTsN) Volleyball scene FTW!

Posted by: Colonel*Californie at May 30, 2015 07:29 PM (XAFOu)

528 Posted by: Thunderb at May 31, 2015 12:26 AM (zOTsN) I don't remember any of it taking place in Florida...

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 07:29 PM (nL0sw)

529 is it safe? Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 31, 2015 12:28 AM (TF10X) *** Bonk bonk.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 07:29 PM (3F6F8)

530 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:30 PM (UVfht)

531 There was a rachet-fail in the chrono-synclastic infundibulum. I felt it did you?

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 07:30 PM (85ldL)

532 "Flying over the desert mountains of Florida."


Those snow capped peaks were awesome.  Too bad Florida doesn't have them anymore. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:30 PM (RoiEH)

533 There was a rachet-fail in the chrono-synclastic infundibulum. I felt it did you?

Sorry, that always happens when I post.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:31 PM (UVfht)

534 Gun runs from the Angel Warthog: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7llg9r

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 07:31 PM (R+kbC)

535 *peeps through corn-hole*

Posted by: Jerry Jones at May 30, 2015 07:32 PM (UkMc0)

536 is it safe?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 31, 2015 12:28 AM (TF10X)


yes it's safe, very safe, so safe you wouldn't believe it.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 07:32 PM (t//F+)

537 Squeeze my lemon, until the juice runs down my leg... What's THAT mean Dad?

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 07:32 PM (85ldL)

538 Sock off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:32 PM (XAFOu)

539 So, there's new "anti-corporate" search engine coming out. It'll be interesting to so how long it lasts, especially since it seems a bit "fringy": http://tinyurl.com/oyutcp5 Posted by: Country Singer at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (nL0sw) From the article : GoodGopher will also selectively spider selected international news sites that have a reputation for fearless reporting on world events, such as RT (Russia Today), Der Spiegel and Al Jazeera.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2015 07:32 PM (W5DcG)

540 536 There was a rachet-fail in the chrono-synclastic infundibulum. I felt it did you? Sorry, that always happens when I post. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht) Go to Juniper and try to refuckulate it.

Posted by: Ricky at May 30, 2015 07:33 PM (UkMc0)

541 "Gun runs from the Angel Warthog:"


The strange thing that gets me watching an A-10 demo is the tail dump.  It's like the pilot made a mistake. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:33 PM (RoiEH)

542 RK, since you are around and gave good advice last year on W Tex., you have any opinion on US 70 or US 54 from W. Texas to White Sands. thank you Sir.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:34 PM (l3vZN)

543 Go to Juniper and try to refuckulate it.

OK, but it didn't help the last time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:34 PM (UVfht)

544 "*peeps through corn-hole*"

Glory hole, Jerry.  Glory hole. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:35 PM (RoiEH)

545 karaoke show music --

Shock the Monkey

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 30, 2015 07:35 PM (Dr58V)

546 Wuz gonna take a motor-sickle ride tomorrow up toward Ft Collins, but shit, not with that sniper out there.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 30, 2015 07:35 PM (U6f54)

547 There was a rachet-fail in the chrono-synclastic infundibulum. I felt it did you?
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 31, 2015 12:30 AM (85ldL)


Try rebooting the interociter.  Sometimes there is a discontinuation of the flow-simulation function when it shifts modes. 

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2015 07:36 PM (t//F+)

548 I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motor sickle. And I don't wanna die, I just want to ride on my motor bike.

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 07:39 PM (85ldL)

549 On a Rand-McNally map of Florida, they have a mark that says "Highest point in Florida", just over the Georgia line. 370 ft.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 07:39 PM (w5PSP)

550 Fuck Harleys. I'm waiting for the burning times to score a M1A2 Abrams. It was real nice for the US govt to teach me how to operate and fix Brads, Abrams, and Paladins, not to mention to fix small arms fire control systems. Thanks America!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:41 PM (OsWis)

551 370 ft?!? I think most of the male horde's had boners that could dwarf that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 07:41 PM (elbY7)

552 I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motor sickle.


Insteeeeeeeeead I bought bubblegum.
http://is.gd/BCDwCJ

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 07:41 PM (rHXGG)

553 small arms AND fire control systems

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:41 PM (OsWis)

554 I think I better switch to electrolyte drinks for the rest of the night.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at May 30, 2015 07:41 PM (rHXGG)

555 It was real nice for the US govt to teach me how to operate and fix Brads, Abrams, and Paladins, not to mention to fix small arms fire control systems.

If I lived in Texas, I'd want to carpool with you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:42 PM (UVfht)

556 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZ4IYPy_cE

Posted by: Hat's so glad at May 30, 2015 07:42 PM (7YlUk)

557 In case anyone is wondering, I feel safer today than I did yesterday, and I'll be safer tomorrow than I am today. I have five routers, and can turn them off or on or connect any source to any output. As it turns out, the internet is most vulnerable near its ends. If you have a tainted computer hooked to router A, all of the other computers hooked to router A are at risk. If you have router B hooked to router A, the computers at router B are under substantially less risk. So if you get infected, your brothers and sisters are doomed, but your aunts and nephews may escape. The relationships are "hard-coded" by the physical configuration of the routers. You plug router A into any of router B's output ports, then any computers in router A's outputs just became nephews to anyone on router B. You move the cable from routerB's outputs to router C, now A's outputs are nephew to anyone on C.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 07:42 PM (T1005)

558 In the meantime... anybody watching this new NBC "limited series" Aquarius, about the early hunt for Manson? Just saw a bit of it on the DVR. Dark but not bad IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 07:42 PM (elbY7)

559 Oh, and I know my way around tractor trailers. Class A CDL. *flips the Govt the bird*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:42 PM (OsWis)

560 " you have any opinion on US 70 or US 54 from W. Texas to White Sands. thank you Sir."


What's with the "Sir" bizness? 


Been on 70.  Not much on 54.  White Sands area is a good trip.  Make sure to go up in the Sacramentos east of there.  They are great.  Cloudcroft will steal you away. 

I'd say take 70.  Just me. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:44 PM (RoiEH)

561 Yes, I know it's a sickness. Hoping for the burning times just to score a tank. But come on...y'all would do the same.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:44 PM (OsWis)

562 RK, since you are around and gave good advice last year on W Tex., you have any opinion on US 70 or US 54 from W. Texas to White Sands. thank you Sir. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 31, 2015 12:34 AM (l3vZN) Be sure you don't get that confused with I-70, or you end up in some real nasty places.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 07:44 PM (w5PSP)

563 From the article :

GoodGopher will also selectively spider selected international
news sites that have a reputation for fearless reporting on world
events, such as RT (Russia Today), Der Spiegel and Al Jazeera.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 31, 2015 12:32 AM (W5DcG)



Looks like a den of health quacks and anti-vaxxers. And anti-GMO cranks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 07:44 PM (mwzXN)

564 Stand by for justice!

Posted by: Curt Henderson at May 30, 2015 07:45 PM (TF10X)

565 Blanco, I'm now attending school and working from home online. And stocking up.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:45 PM (OsWis)

566 Yes, I know it's a sickness. Hoping for the burning times just to score a tank. Get a used Pontiac Aztek, paint it camo and install a turret. Just as ugly, probably close to as lethal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 07:45 PM (elbY7)

567 Nope qd. Pontiacs do not have gas turbine engines.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:46 PM (OsWis)

568 A tank with a jet engine. Repeat. A TANK with a JET engine. And multiple targeting systems. I want.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:47 PM (OsWis)

569 Believe it or not, the shortest route from my place in NW Virginia and Bisbee, AZ on the border is through Columbus, Indianapolis and St. Louis. I guess it is the 'great circle' thing the airlines encounter.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:47 PM (l3vZN)

570 I'm now attending school and working from home online.

And another daydream dies in horrible flaming wreckage.

And stocking up.

Who isn't?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:48 PM (UVfht)

571 Get a used Pontiac Aztek, paint it camo and install a turret. Just as ugly, probably close to as lethal. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (elbY7) --I heard there's one on the market in New Mexico. Belonged to a deceased meth kingpin.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 07:48 PM (UkMc0)

572 SMFH, haven't you heard?!? POTUS is switching over the entire tank fleet to solar and vegetable oil.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 07:48 PM (elbY7)

573 oooh veddy nice pressed rat here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HghuRCjsQZw

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 07:48 PM (85ldL)

574 sorry Blanco... Somehow, chi was able to snag me. Still figuring that shit out.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:49 PM (OsWis)

575 I'm now attending school and working from home online. And stocking up. Posted by: SMFH You seem like a smart cookie. You'll do well!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:49 PM (l3vZN)

576 POTUS is switching over the entire tank fleet to solar and vegetable oil. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 31, 2015 12:48 AM (elbY7) Wind powered!

Posted by: Green cronies at May 30, 2015 07:49 PM (7YlUk)

577 Patrick, yeah but hosing out all the blood stains is a bitch. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 07:49 PM (elbY7)

578 That's just mean, qd.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:50 PM (OsWis)

579 Hassert was the ghey with his students????!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 07:50 PM (0O7c5)

580 An armored car parked outside some nearby supermarket would be more handy than trying to sneak on base.

Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 07:50 PM (jT+gh)

581 "Somehow, chi was able to snag me." Well, lance me for a tiger, Is that true!? I might have to have a celebratory drink.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:51 PM (l3vZN)

582 Just sayin'......"slave".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 07:51 PM (T1005)

583 lol Jinx. Since January. Duh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:51 PM (OsWis)

584 We're gonna spend 40 years figuring this one out...

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at May 30, 2015 07:52 PM (85ldL)

585 Somehow, chi was able to snag me.

Still figuring that shit out.


Must be his wit, charm, and good looks.

Or you thought his dog was cute.

His gain, either way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:52 PM (UVfht)

586 Well, Tucker is cute.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:52 PM (OsWis)

587 I had a free subscription to Popular Science. In the close-to-last issue, the managing editor wrote a good-bye piece. He was leaving to become head talking head at al-Jazeera America. I never renewed my subscription, even thought it also would be free.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 07:53 PM (w5PSP)

588 Pontiac didn't have a turbine car, but Chrysler did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Turbine_Car

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 07:53 PM (mwzXN)

589 "Believe it or not"


That is hard to believe.  54 might work. 


Another epic road trip in the offing? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:53 PM (RoiEH)

590 Just to show that model makers can be meticulous, Isadora Duncan ; http://tinyurl.com/q289yjt

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at May 30, 2015 07:53 PM (n6Nt0)

591 And stocking up. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis) Let me know if you want tips!

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 07:54 PM (nL0sw)

592 I shall tell you something of Chi. Last May I had a tree fall on my roof, and I griped about it on an open thread. He didn't know me from Adam and offered to drop everything and give me a hand with it. I never forgot that. He is a true Moron!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:54 PM (l3vZN)

593 577 sorry Blanco... Somehow, chi was able to snag me. Still figuring that shit out. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:49 AM (OsWis) He's a helluva good guy, so there's a natural relationship.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 07:54 PM (T1005)

594 568 Blanco, I'm now attending school and working from home online. And stocking up. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 12:45 AM (OsWis) So you're the braggart in every Disqus thread!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:55 PM (XAFOu)

595 Just sayin'......"slave". Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 12:51 AM (T1005) ...to freedom? http://bit.ly/1QoHhrg

Posted by: Hat o Freedom at May 30, 2015 07:55 PM (7YlUk)

596 Val-u-rite all around. You're buying 'Rite?'

Posted by: isyerclititchin at May 30, 2015 07:55 PM (85ldL)

597 Heh, the Marines showing up on the beach remind me of the boys encountering the naval office at the end of Lord of the Flies.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 07:55 PM (UkMc0)

598 Just to show that model makers can be meticulous, Isadora Duncan ; http://tinyurl.com/q289yjt

That is so wrong.  Damn funny, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 07:56 PM (UVfht)

599 Jinx that's so sweet!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 07:56 PM (0O7c5)

600 Ah, we have romance. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 07:56 PM (RoiEH)

601 oooh veddy nice pressed rat here --------------- Which reminds me. While walking the dog this evening, we found a dead baby possum. Sad. Adolescent, I suppose, probably would have weighed around a pound.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 07:56 PM (n6Nt0)

602 Country Singer, I have all my Army FMs as far as survival prep is concerned. Iraq was kind of a crash course in 2003. Protip: E-tools are a must.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:57 PM (OsWis)

603 The Mojave Road, Escalante NM and ending up with Imogene Pass and Black Bear Pass in Col. if they are open by the end of July. It is my son's graduation present. He has finished college and is applying for police jobs. Great timing, eh?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 07:57 PM (l3vZN)

604 @544 Deep background for those too young to have lived through it... the CAS mission was a red-haired stepchild for the USAF, as indeed was nearly the entire draftee/cannon-fodder oriented pentagon, until the Mad Major, John Boyd, and his acolytes came along. Pierre Sprey wanted the ground attack aircraft to be able to come home on a wing and a prayer. The A-10 may be the only airframe in harm's way that can do that today. The pilot is protected by a titanium tub, and anyone with any knowledge of fluid dynamics can see the survivability of this bird. They saw the future that did not require Lincoln-esque draftees. (Btw, on what metrics was the Civil War worth it? None? Less than none? We're still effing paying for it?) If your ass's pos is receiving 7.62x39 incoming, and your ROE prevents you from doing what you must (Commie-Fag-Junkies in), do you want a bird capable, even dominant, in the CAS role? Fuck, yeah. Fuck n e 1 who say, "No".

Posted by: Steve White at May 30, 2015 07:58 PM (R+kbC)

605 That is so wrong. Damn funny, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (UVfht)



I don't think she was at the wheel on the fatal day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 07:58 PM (mwzXN)

606 the boys encountering the naval office at the end of Lord of the Flies. Posted by: Patrick ---------------- Officers: "WTF is WRONG with you?!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 07:58 PM (n6Nt0)

607 I don't comment on any bog that utilizes Disqus. Like I want ISIS after my ass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:58 PM (OsWis)

608 Tell us everything.

Posted by: The Enquirer at May 30, 2015 07:58 PM (85ldL)

609 POTUS is switching over the entire tank fleet to solar and vegetable oil. Only two problems. In the arctic (closest point to Russia) vegetable oils turn to jello, and there's not much sun, even in the six-month "solar season".

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 07:58 PM (w5PSP)

610 blog, not bog. stupid autocucumber

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 07:59 PM (OsWis)

611 Iraq war vet.

Biden lost his first wife and a daughter to a drunk driver. Now a son to brain cancer.

Each of those events are horrible in and of themselves.

Honestly, I'd probably crawl into a bottle after the first one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 30, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)


wrong the driver wasnt drunk he sued but iirc he died before suit went through biden used dui as a way to get sympathy vote

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 30, 2015 07:59 PM (SmC4z)

612 I don't think she was at the wheel on the fatal day. Posted by: Alberta ----------- I think not. An Amilcar

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 07:59 PM (n6Nt0)

613 Night everyone.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 07:59 PM (0O7c5)

614 603 Ah, we have romance. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (RoiEH) I told you I DON'T LIKE ROSES!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 07:59 PM (XAFOu)

615 autocucumber is the wurst.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 08:00 PM (elbY7)

616 His gain, either way. Posted by: Blanco Basura ---------------------------- You can say that again. I do. Every day. Still don't know how - I think she must be really desperate. I'll join you for that drink, Jinx.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 08:00 PM (Hz2MQ)

617 I had a free subscription to Popular Science. In the close-to-last issue, the managing editor wrote a good-bye piece. He was leaving to become head talking head at al-Jazeera America. I never renewed my subscription, even thought it also would be free. Posted by: bergerbilder **** I have noticed Pop SCi and Pop Mech were fairly left wing, but that is even worse than I thought.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 08:01 PM (F0Cog)

618 Iraq was more fun than NTC at Ft Irwin. Fuck the Mojave Desert. Seriously. Only the Army would be all, "We need an Army base in the MOJAVE FUCKING DESERT!"

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:01 PM (OsWis)

619 Only two problems. In the arctic (closest point to Russia) vegetable oils turn to jello, and there's not much sun, even in the six-month "solar season". Posted by: bergerbilder ----------------- I did not know that. I learn something every day.

Posted by: Barky at May 30, 2015 08:01 PM (n6Nt0)

620 Which reminds me. While walking the dog this evening, we found a dead baby possum. Sad. Adolescent, I suppose, probably would have weighed around a pound.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 31, 2015 12:56 AM (n6Nt0)



I met a couple in Washington State who had a pet possum. Cute little beggar it was, too. Rode on the guy's shoulder like a parrot. His wife rescued it from the pouch of a road-killed mama possum, and bottle-fed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 08:01 PM (mwzXN)

621 ((((chi))))

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:01 PM (OsWis)

622 (Btw, on what metrics was the Civil War worth it? None? Less than none? We're still effing paying for it?) Well, who was it that couldn't pick their own damn cotton?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 08:02 PM (w5PSP)

623 SMFH, I was talking more on the lines of food storage, things like that. You know as well as I do you can only eat MREs for so long before either your mind or your colon cease functioning.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 08:02 PM (nL0sw)

624 Heh. Point Blank just started on VH1. Another one I can't resist. Like Roadhouse or Raising Arizona.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 08:03 PM (Hz2MQ)

625 Mojave in July could be a real bummer, but the idea of 140 miles of primitive road that takes 3 days appeals to me. I'm carrying lots of water and extra gas.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 08:03 PM (l3vZN)

626 You know as well as I do you can only eat MREs for so long before either your mind or your colon cease functioning. Thought that was the whole idea. Less time in the latrine, more time on the front line.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 08:03 PM (elbY7)

627 Mojave in July is great, if you like being wet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 08:04 PM (elbY7)

628 I met a couple in Washington State who had a pet possum. Cute little beggar it was, too. Rode on the guy's shoulder like a parrot. His wife rescued it from the pouch of a road-killed mama possum, and bottle-fed it. Posted by: Alberta ----------------- Yeah. I have nothing for/against possums, they're just doing what possums do. I was sorry to see it.

Posted by: Barky at May 30, 2015 08:04 PM (n6Nt0)

629 MRE's? Meals, Ready to Excrete?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 08:04 PM (mwzXN)

630 I have cases of MREs. And armamment for hunting purposes. So much wild boar, I'm going to be ass deep in bacon. Unless radiation fallout. Then it's MREs and canned goods.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:04 PM (OsWis)

631 Screw those s'more Nazis. Saveur magazine has a super idea for s'mores! http://tinyurl.com/ognujom

Posted by: keena at May 30, 2015 08:04 PM (RiTnx)

632 "I told you I DON'T LIKE ROSES!!!"


I didn't send you any roses, sum bitch.



Maybe it was one of your boyfriends. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 08:04 PM (RoiEH)

633 Off Ignorant Barky sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 08:05 PM (n6Nt0)

634 I have water stored. Water filtration systems.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:05 PM (OsWis)

635 Autocorrect is my enema.

Posted by: Cliff C. at May 30, 2015 08:05 PM (Aj+2K)

636 Get a room, you two...I'll hold the camera

Posted by: derit at May 30, 2015 08:05 PM (jT+gh)

637 624 ((((chi)))) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:01 AM (OsWis) Awwwwwwww. seriously, awesome if it works. Happened before'(LGF)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 08:06 PM (XAFOu)

638 AOP, MREs now are actually pretty good. The jalapeño cheese is money.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:06 PM (OsWis)

639 Good night all. Thanks for the good news. Makes for a nice day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 08:06 PM (l3vZN)

640 627: My problem with Point Break is Keanu Reeves sucks and I would have shot Bodhi in the head the second I found him.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at May 30, 2015 08:06 PM (syGA0)

641 Thought I might pop in to see what condition your condition was in.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:07 PM (85ldL)

642 I live near Ft Hood. Chi, near Norfolk. Nukes start flying... Well, both places are still targeted by the Ruskies.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:07 PM (OsWis)

643 Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:05 AM (OsWis) H2O was the next question, lol. That's the subject of my inaugural, but never going to happen, prepping post that wrote and offered to Ace. Come to think of it, I'll just post it on my blog.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 08:07 PM (nL0sw)

644 I'm out. Must drag my miserable soul to church in the a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 08:07 PM (n6Nt0)

645 625 (Btw, on what metrics was the Civil War worth it? None? Less than none? We're still effing paying for it?) Well, who was it that couldn't pick their own damn cotton? Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:02 AM (w5PSP) --No! NO!! Please, no more Civil War flame wars!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 08:07 PM (UkMc0)

646 The jalapeno cheese is money. 'Til you pull a Code Brown in the HumVee.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 08:07 PM (elbY7)

647 Hey Ira, How's it hanging?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:08 PM (OsWis)

648 Any Cobs around to play whack a troll?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:08 PM (cIoI4)

649 Night, night.........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 08:08 PM (RoiEH)

650 619 His gain, either way. Posted by: Blanco Basura ---------------------------- You can say that again. I do. Every day. Still don't know how - I think she must be really desperate. I'll join you for that drink, Jinx. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:00 AM (Hz2MQ) I don't think she's desperate in the least. [And here's where some loathesome slimeball who has my personal information could doxx me and try to get me into trouble with my family.] I might have been happier if my sister had married a man like you rather than the guy she did.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 08:09 PM (T1005)

651 Mike Hammer @ 604 Did you see the pic I posted last week? My pup caught himself a possum last week. I heard the crunch (neck? Skull), then he played with it in the backyard for a while. Strutted around all day with his chest all puffed out. Hilarious. Then, a day or two ago, I found a mouse in the hallway. For a little dog, he's turned into quite the badass hunter.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 08:09 PM (Hz2MQ)

652 Maybe it was one of your boyfriends. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 31, 2015 01:04 AM (RoiEH) Don't be mad they chose me. (Seriously though, just fucking around. You seem to be on edge tonight. All friends here)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 08:09 PM (XAFOu)

653 *glances at chi* Desperate? We'll talk later, sweetie.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:10 PM (OsWis)

654 Not too low, not too high, I think- just right. Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:10 PM (85ldL)

655 Thanks cooth : ) *sticks tongue out at chi*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:11 PM (OsWis)

656 Am I in time?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:12 PM (/2KMt)

657 520 Cornhole is what they call it in Cincinnati. You have to lob high or the bean bag will slide past. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG) They're similar but different. Cornhole bags are bigger. The scoring system is different. And the board for cornhole is longer than it is wide

Posted by: Buzzion at May 30, 2015 08:12 PM (k4bMW)

658 So sorry for the Bidens. Such family loss he has endured.

A friend of mine's kid goes to Georgetown and has seen him at Mass on weekdays. I think I know what he was praying for.

Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2015 08:12 PM (cHuNI)

659 What were those dehydrated rations that came in silver(?) bags?

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 08:12 PM (tBSrv)

660 chi - Yeah, I caught that. Dog's gotta dog. It's their job to secure their territory. Hell, if an airplane flies overhead ours barks at it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 08:13 PM (n6Nt0)

661 AOP,

MREs now are actually pretty good.

The jalapeno cheese is money.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (OsWis)



Yeah, I've bought some at surplus stores. No worse than canned stew or Chef Boyardee. I was just riffing on the meme.



I remember, back when I was maybe 10 or so, getting some WWII tinned hardtack biscuits. Man! Those things were about 5 inches in diameter, and half inch thick, and you could have stuffed a vest with them and used it as body armor. A hammer wouldn't bust them. If I remember right, they came packed in a compartment on a 12-man round inflatable life raft my father got, and used as a swimming pool for us kids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 08:13 PM (mwzXN)

662 Desperate?

We'll talk later, sweetie.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:10 AM (OsWis)



D'oh. Enjoying the taste of that shoe-leather there?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:13 PM (/2KMt)

663 Thought I might pop in to see what condition your condition was in. Is that you, Kenny?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 08:13 PM (w5PSP)

664 Boo

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:14 PM (/2KMt)

665 GGE! C-rats are no longer made...but you may find some folks selling them on ebay or whatever.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:14 PM (OsWis)

666 dagnabit...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:14 PM (/2KMt)

667 659 Am I in time? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (/2KMt) oh hell, yeah, banhammerings plus a barrel of monkeys to fuck.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:15 PM (85ldL)

668 GGE - Hi & bye. Just leaving.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 08:15 PM (n6Nt0)

669 Cornhole is what they call it in Cincinnati. You have to lob high or the bean bag will slide past. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 31, 2015 12:25 AM (+4uXG) They're similar but different. Cornhole bags are bigger. The scoring system is different. And the board for cornhole is longer than it is wide Posted by: Buzzion at May 31, 2015 01:12 AM (k4bMW) Wait... there is a non pervy definition of "cornholing"???

Posted by: I like corm at May 30, 2015 08:15 PM (7YlUk)

670 oh hell, yeah, banhammerings plus a barrel of monkeys to fuck.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:15 AM (85ldL)



Oh...I see...



Well, you go on ahead then, don't wait for me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:16 PM (/2KMt)

671 Only one person I'm interested in fucking. And it's not a monkey.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:16 PM (OsWis)

672 Hail and farewell Mike Hammer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:16 PM (/2KMt)

673 Only one person I'm interested in fucking. And it's not a monkey. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (OsWis) Speciesist!

Posted by: The monkey at May 30, 2015 08:16 PM (7YlUk)

674 Ira is not kenny

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:17 PM (85ldL)

675 Sorry monkey. Go look for the dude the sucks peanuts out of asses.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:18 PM (OsWis)

676 I remember, back when I was maybe 10 or so, getting some WWII tinned hardtack biscuits. Man! Those things were about 5 inches in diameter, and half inch thick, and you could have stuffed a vest with them and used it as body armor. A hammer wouldn't bust them. If I remember right, they came packed in a compartment on a 12-man round inflatable life raft my father got, and used as a swimming pool for us kids. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 01:13 AM (mwzXN) The Romans conquers the then-known world with hard tack. Of course, they conscripted the soldiers while they still had teeth

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 08:18 PM (w5PSP)

677 G'night horde. Too much sun and now I have Mooch speaking. Time to finish Predator:'Dark Ages' Have a great Sunday.l

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 30, 2015 08:19 PM (XAFOu)

678 How did Martin wind up here?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:19 PM (3F6F8)

679 IIRC a German Company still makes C-Rations. Or at least a really good copy.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 08:20 PM (C8x6r)

680 Posted by: The monkey

The chicken may still be available.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 08:21 PM (UVfht)

681 674 Only one person I'm interested in fucking. And it's not a monkey. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 01:16 AM (OsWis) What a coincidence. We're only interested in fucking the chicken.

Posted by: Teh GOP at May 30, 2015 08:22 PM (UkMc0)

682 I'm going to stick with MREs. I tasted C-rats in 1987. No thanks. T-rats were bad enough. Green eggs and ham indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:22 PM (OsWis)

683 OK, posted the sample/inaugural post to my blog. And with that, I'm off to bed. Four hour drive to my uncle's funeral tomorrow.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 08:22 PM (nL0sw)

684 Posted by: The monkey The chicken may still be available. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 01:21 AM (UVfht) I prefer penguins... http://bit.ly/1Jb0pIh

Posted by: The seal at May 30, 2015 08:22 PM (7YlUk)

685 D'oh. Enjoying the taste of that shoe-leather there? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter ---------------------------- Nah. She doesn't scare me. Intimidate? Yes. But I ain't skeered. And thank you, cooth. You're a real mensch yourself. As a kid, I used to LOVE raiding my Dad's c-ration supply. Those little green cans with the P-38 attached to 'em... ah, memories.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 08:22 PM (Hz2MQ)

686 C-rats are no longer made... Too much lead in the can seals. (really). You can se the effects on any large city street, or Hollywood movie.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 08:22 PM (w5PSP)

687 C-rats are no longer made... Too much lead in the can seals. (really). You can see the effects on any large city street, or Hollywood movie.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 08:23 PM (w5PSP)

688 Don't you monkey with the monkey!

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 30, 2015 08:23 PM (UkMc0)

689 I have a fuckton of P-38s! Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:23 PM (OsWis)

690 Ira is not kenny

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:17 AM (85ldL)



Curiously enough, there's a not-Kenny, a Kenny Rogers impersonator (tribute, heh) playing at the community hall in town, right now. Why would I pay good money to go see some nobody pretend to be a singer that I'm pretty indifferent to? Of course, Elvis impersonators are a phenomenon in their own right.



And then there's Bobby Lounge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FVHZUP0wc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (mwzXN)

691 C rations were ok. Got by fine on those. They were they individual 24 hour packs, yeah?> lotsa goodies in those. The section/squad rations were cool too. They were D-rations, or somethin? Came in a big box. Some tasty canned stuff in those. The new fangled dehydrated stuff was not liked. Tasted like shit and required too much water. Fresh water was always in short supply.

Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (tBSrv)

692 I now pronounce you 'Blog Commenter' and Blog Commentor' You may now kiss the bride......

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (85ldL)

693 One last thing, speaking of rations, this guy's blog is pretty cool: http://tinyurl.com/ns6jpt4 And here's a look at rations of today from around the world: http://tinyurl.com/oyesej8 Ok, I'm out!

Posted by: Country Singer at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (nL0sw)

694 Hard Tack weevil choice.

http://tinyurl.com/nnsloof

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (+exqw)

695 Damn I'm tired. Been up since 0530 and it's my night to stay up late so I can sleep in the morning and go to work tonight. Hell of a way to have to make a living, this whole working thing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (/2KMt)

696 681 How did Martin wind up here? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:19 AM (3F6F *snicker*

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 08:26 PM (T1005)

697 "And then there's Bobby Lounge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FVHZUP0wc"

Is that the foul mouthed lounge singer?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 08:27 PM (C8x6r)

698 I have a fuckton of P-38s! >>>

The Walther 9mm can openers?

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 08:28 PM (+exqw)

699 GGE, Get your girl to give you a massage. Damn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:28 PM (OsWis)

700 just to keep things even... *snicker*

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:30 PM (85ldL)

701 It must be a tremendous burden to know oneself a slave.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 08:30 PM (T1005)

702 Gotta go all. Thanks for the great chat tonight. Sorry I don't come in as often as I used to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2015 08:30 PM (elbY7)

703 SMFH, she's sleeping. Lucky her. She has to be up in the morning though, so she needs her sleep.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:31 PM (/2KMt)

704 I see that the C and U outlaw band has infiltrated. Heighten your awareness!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:32 PM (85ldL)

705 Hell of a way to have to make a living, this whole working thing. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter ---------------------------- You could always get a side job modeling skirts for the JC Penney catalog. Maybe retire early?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 08:32 PM (Hz2MQ)

706 The Walther 9mm can openers?

Posted by: Robinson at May 31, 2015 01:28 AM (+exqw)




No, the Lockheed one.



http://tinyurl.com/qhl8r2p

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:33 PM (/2KMt)

707 Is that the foul mouthed lounge singer?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 31, 2015 01:27 AM (C8x6r)



Not foul-mouthed, that I can recall. More of a parody of a lounge singer. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 08:33 PM (mwzXN)

708 just to keep things even... *snicker* Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:30 AM (85ldL) **** And how could this discourse possibly concern you, Ira? Please, be specific.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:33 PM (cIoI4)

709 Hey, hat, you up?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:33 PM (85ldL)

710 You could always get a side job modeling skirts for the JC Penney catalog. Maybe retire early?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 31, 2015 01:32 AM (Hz2MQ)




Hey, and you could be a comedian. ,,I,,




Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 30, 2015 08:33 PM (/2KMt)

711 Looks like our troll from earlier tonight was a one-and-done.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 08:34 PM (UkMc0)

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 08:34 PM (Hz2MQ)

713 lol chi

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:35 PM (OsWis)

714 714 Looks like our troll from earlier tonight was a one-and-done. Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:34 AM (UkMc0) THANK THE LORD!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:38 PM (85ldL)

715 No, the Lockheed one.>>>

That was one sweet can opener.

Posted by: Robinson at May 30, 2015 08:38 PM (+exqw)

716 You lose a lame troll, a better one comes along and mingles. Such is the way of this place.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:40 PM (cIoI4)

717 Hey, hat, you up? Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:33 AM (85ldL) Why, are you selling viagra?

Posted by: The NO Hat at May 30, 2015 08:41 PM (7YlUk)

718 719 You lose a lame troll, a better one comes along and mingles. Such is the way of this place. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:40 AM (cIoI4) --A passage from the gospel according to Ace about a troll after being cast out returning with six more like it comes to mind.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 08:42 PM (UkMc0)

719 719 You lose a lame troll, a better one comes along and mingles. Such is the way of this place. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:40 AM (cIoI4) So wise, this one thinks himself!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:43 PM (85ldL)

720 chi replaced my pic with a pic of my nephew. Then again, he is the ultimate cutie. Yes, I'm going to brag. https://tinyurl.com/ng796p8

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 08:45 PM (OsWis)

721 Bill De Blasio overheard exiting the subway: "I now know why you manspread, but it is something I can never do. "

Posted by: Lena Dunhams Uncircumcised Vulva at May 30, 2015 08:45 PM (Es+0A)

722 Some people take offense way too easily.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 08:45 PM (C8x6r)

723 @719 Wiser than I.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 08:46 PM (T1005)

724 --A passage from the gospel according to Ace about a troll after being cast out returning with six more like it comes to mind. Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:42 AM (UkMc0) *** True dat. I was referring to one who exhibits signs of Multiple Personality Disorder that still mingles on some threads, for example the ONT.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:46 PM (XrHO0)

725 Some people take offense way too easily.

And just what is that supposed to mean?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 08:47 PM (UVfht)

726 Why, are you selling viagra? Posted by: The NO Hat at May 31, 2015 01:41 AM (7YlUk) yuk, yuk, no. The uber embedded trolls are really 'knockin me out. and I needed a little upliftin' I'll just go to sleep if they really get nasty, but you know how 'these' people can be.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:48 PM (85ldL)

727 True dat. I was referring to one who exhibits signs of Multiple Personality Disorder that still mingles on some threads, for example the ONT. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 01:46 AM (XrHO0) I take that as a challenge...

Posted by: The Hat of Infinite Socks at May 30, 2015 08:48 PM (7YlUk)

728 So wise, this one thinks himself! Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 31, 2015 01:43 AM (85ldL) *** Naahhh...the poster I was referring to just makes it too easy. There is an open question for you above. Might you care to respond? *Puts chin on hand, waits*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:49 PM (cIoI4)

729 I should point out that today was marked by blown sanitation protocols, but had its good points. Back in the day when I was in the gear, system memory was DRAM, which turned-off every time you turned the system off. As I was fartin' around and putting together a plan, I realized that most memory modules were now SRAM and would stay infected after reboot.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 08:51 PM (T1005)

730 Yeah, well I generally just hang up when I get that sort of crap on the phone

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:51 PM (85ldL)

731 Looks like our troll from earlier tonight was a one-and-done. Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 31, 2015 01:34 AM (UkMc0) From histrory, it was more effectivent to blind everone, and leave one person with one eye to lead them back to their homelands. It didn' do much for morale for the conquered army, or the people waiting for their shipping-out orders

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 08:52 PM (w5PSP)

732 "And just what is that supposed to mean?"

Exactly what it says.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 08:52 PM (C8x6r)

733 From histrory, it was more effectivent to blind everone, and leave one person with one eye to lead them back to their homelands. It didn' do much for morale for the conquered army, or the people waiting for their shipping-out orders Posted by: bergerbilder at May 31, 2015 01:52 AM (w5PSP) Word. Give credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Basil II Bulgarslayer at May 30, 2015 08:53 PM (7YlUk)

734 Exactly what it says.

*Histrionic whargrable* ...and I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 08:56 PM (UVfht)

735 732 I should point out that today was marked by blown sanitation protocols, but had its good points. Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005) --Yeah, the burritos were good, but I got the shits something fierce.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 08:56 PM (UkMc0)

736 And, get this, I even told this troll Martin to do his worst. Result? Handbabies on its part. How hilarious is that? What a Fucktard.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 08:57 PM (XrHO0)

737 *hold music while thinkers think*

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 08:57 PM (85ldL)

738 hey any web gurus here ?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 08:59 PM (2XMpf)

739 hey any web gurus here ? Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 01:59 AM (2XMpf) Depends... what's the minimum beard length?

Posted by: The beard-stroking Hat at May 30, 2015 09:00 PM (7YlUk)

740 BTW, Got a computer that I need to put a new hard-drive in, and I'm tempted to try out a new flavor of Linux. Any recommendations?

Posted by: The OS Hat at May 30, 2015 09:01 PM (7YlUk)

741 BRB, time for cute girls doing cute things...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~です at May 30, 2015 09:02 PM (7YlUk)

742 "*Histrionic whargrable* ...and I got nuthin'."

Should I tell the whole story?

 It gets a bit dull at parts because I am no story teller and do not have PH's way with words.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 09:02 PM (C8x6r)

743 BTW,

Got a computer that I need to put a new hard-drive in, and I'm tempted to try out a new flavor of Linux.

Any recommendations?


As always, what are you planning on doing with it?

General purpose: Mint.

Docker host: CentOS or CoreOS.

Web server: CentOS or Ubuntu

SAP: SuSE or RHEL

It goes on and on and on and on...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:03 PM (UVfht)

744 My desktop has Windows 7/Ubuntu I use my Mac Book Pro for fun shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:03 PM (OsWis)

745 Still a fan of ubuntu, tho that may be passe by now.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 09:04 PM (85ldL)

746 Serves its purpose for me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:05 PM (OsWis)

747 Should I tell the whole story?

It gets a bit dull at parts because I am no story teller and do not have PH's way with words.


No worries.

Tell it if you feel the need, 'cause we all like a story.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:05 PM (UVfht)

748 Happy with LinuxMint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 30, 2015 09:05 PM (mwzXN)

749 So ubuntu is ur favorite OS 2?

Posted by: Sheldon at May 30, 2015 09:06 PM (FlRtG)

750 I'm sure this poster has been in the past or is right now furiously trying to gain cred for itself by trying to find some way to intimidate. It is just a damn shame for them that they don't have the smarts or talent to follow through.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 09:06 PM (3F6F8)

751 Slack was good back in the mid 90s

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:06 PM (OsWis)

752 739 And, get this, I even told this troll Martin to do his worst. Result? Handbabies on its part. How hilarious is that? What a Fucktard. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May, 2015 01:57 AM (XrHO0) This whole exploit started with Terms of Service violations -- which made the squeals of "felonies, felonies, felonies" hilarious when the guy was ID'd. In response, dropped Malware (which IS more serious). Latest, suborned a router (not sure if it's him or his Master at this point). Unfortunately, it's not MY router....and I can get a new one daily for as long as I'm willing to drive three miles. Plus, it's an exploit that has been downloaded to one of the open systems. I'm have a nice weekend chuckling about strategic failures.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 09:07 PM (T1005)

753 MWNP! *Holds out a Blow Pop*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:07 PM (OsWis)

754 751 Happy with LinuxMint. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2015 02:05 AM (mwzXN) THX Next time I need it I'll already have it.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 09:07 PM (85ldL)

755 So ubuntu is ur favorite OS 2?

No, OS/2 was my favorite OS/2.

My favorite OS is the one that pays the bills.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:08 PM (UVfht)

756 Oh, and fuck Red Hat. That shit sucked donkey dicks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:08 PM (OsWis)

757 "Tell it if you feel the need, 'cause we all like a story."

I don't really feel the need. Two of the principles of the story are here now. One knows what happened and one one thinks he knows what happened.

I'll just do the short of it.

Number 1 asks a question.
Number 2 takes it the wrong way.
Number 1 apologizes 2 or 3 times.
Number 2 keeps  hounding.
Number 3 jumps on the band wagon.

End of story.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 09:09 PM (C8x6r)

758 MWNP! *Holds out a Blow Pop* Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:07 AM (OsWis) **** Cool, thanks! Just playing around with what may or may not be a troll not to be named, but thanks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 09:10 PM (3F6F8)

759 Oh, and fuck Red Hat.

That shit sucked donkey dicks.


It's gotten much better.  It now takes the balls in, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:11 PM (UVfht)

760 754 Slack was good back in the mid 90s Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis) Yeah, I think they are still in business, I cut my teeth on slackware.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 09:11 PM (85ldL)

761 I've dealt with trolls for 20+ years. They come and go. Though I admit, I do like to troll trolls.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:12 PM (OsWis)

762 The Linux flavors I've tried in the past were RedHat and Ubuntu. Dealt with RedHat in the context of scientific equipment (e.g. NMR). Had Ubuntu for a while as a dual boot on my work computer. Wasn't overly impressed. I'm looking for something robust... in large part because I've taken down Linux, SunOS, and Mac platforms as a *restricted* user

Posted by: The OS Hat at May 30, 2015 09:12 PM (7YlUk)

763 So did I Ira : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:12 PM (OsWis)

764 I started out with Slack. Then Ubuntu.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:13 PM (OsWis)

765 764 I've dealt with trolls for 20+ years. They come and go. Though I admit, I do like to troll trolls. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis) --In a perverse way, I kinda miss erg and dum-dum.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 09:13 PM (UkMc0)

766 The Dark Ages Predator - the political correctness overwhelmed the short story. A Saracen gets sent to medieval England and saves the English, Templar, Crusader brute. How quaint . . . Can I have my 27 mins back? Why not just have the Predator kill Richard the Lionheart to right the (alleged) wrongs of the crusades? Maybe the next episode could be in the Revolutionary War in the late 1770's and the Predator could kill George Washington, so slavery would never exist. Wait, Muslim Saracens, slavery . . . better not open that can of worms.

Posted by: Thomas Smith at May 30, 2015 09:14 PM (0NNKJ)

767 Ah, Yes, red hat. Did not meet expectations.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 09:14 PM (85ldL)

768 I still miss the BeOS. It was kinda fun...

Posted by: The OS Hat at May 30, 2015 09:16 PM (7YlUk)

769 I never thought said person I referenced could or would. Meehhh.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 09:16 PM (3F6F8)

770 I'm looking for something robust... in large part because I've taken down Linux, SunOS, and Mac platforms as a *restricted* user

Try VMS, if you can get HP to sell you a copy.

If you want something a little more current, OpenBSD likes to brag about how few holes they've shipped in their default configuration.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:17 PM (UVfht)

771 The Dark Ages Predator - the political correctness overwhelmed the short story. A Saracen gets sent to medieval England and saves the English, Templar, Crusader brute. How quaint . . . Can I have my 27 mins back? Why not just have the Predator kill Richard the Lionheart to right the (alleged) wrongs of the crusades? Maybe the next episode could be in the Revolutionary War in the late 1770's and the Predator could kill George Washington, so slavery would never exist. Wait, Muslim Saracens, slavery . . . better not open that can of worms. Posted by: Thomas Smith at May 31, 2015 02:14 AM (0NNKJ) They did the same thing with Marvel 1602.

Posted by: The 17th Century Hat at May 30, 2015 09:17 PM (7YlUk)

772 If you want something a little more current, OpenBSD likes to brag about how few holes they've shipped in their default configuration. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:17 AM (UVfht) I've only worked with a BSD system once, and it was fine for that one time. So, OpenBSD over the other BSD flavors?

Posted by: The Hat of ones and zeros at May 30, 2015 09:19 PM (7YlUk)

773 First puter was an Apple IIgs...1987. Graduation present from Daddy. Then I was off to basic training (Army) a month later. He was not amused. But at least he was happy I didn't join the Marines. He threatened to disown me if I did. Army wasn't much better, but he was ok with it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:19 PM (OsWis)

774 I still miss the BeOS. It was kinda fun...

These guys are trying to rebuild it or at least a workalike:

https://www.haiku-os.org/

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:20 PM (UVfht)

775 And they sent me back to Hawaii, when i joined the Army to get away from Hawaii AND my folks. The Army are dicks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:20 PM (OsWis)

776 Well, I have to create my own research web page and I am looking for a free website creation software package.  I downloaded CoffeeCup just because it popped up a lot on searches but I don't know if it is the best one.  Can anyone suggest something?  Has to be free, I have no money to spend on this.  I am willing to do a little bit of coding but I honestly only really know generic HTML and know next to nothing about CSS.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 09:22 PM (2XMpf)

777 So 12 years later after I get out in 1989, I sign the fuck back up in July 2001. A week before I graduated from basic (again), 9/11 went down. Yes. I have very shitty timing.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:22 PM (OsWis)

778 "The Army are dicks."

How true that is. August of 87 PCS from 1/18 FA in Augsburg. Had to travel to Frankfurt. Reassigned to the 1/30.

Right back to Augsburg.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 09:23 PM (C8x6r)

779 But I still do love my Army. And the jarheads, squids, and airheads...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:23 PM (OsWis)

780 Hey, Hat, Thanks for livening things up. Thanks for responding to the "HAT" signal. Hope to battle someday.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 09:24 PM (85ldL)

781 I've only worked with a BSD system once, and it was fine for that one time.

So, OpenBSD over the other BSD flavors?


Again, what's the goal? 

If security and robustness are of utmost importance, I'd go with OpenBSD. 

At least until someone can prove that it's not all that secure and that there is something objectively better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:24 PM (UVfht)

782 Luap, The Army have a fuckton of practical jokers.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:24 PM (OsWis)

783 SMFH

Did you sign up when the Army was still doing the Cohort recruiting?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 09:26 PM (C8x6r)

784 In Iraq, Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force were most def watching each others' back. FBCB2 for the win.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:26 PM (OsWis)

785 The Army are dicks.

The Army taught me something very valuable. 

It taught me that I have a problem with authority.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:26 PM (UVfht)

786 I still miss the BeOS. It was kinda fun... These guys are trying to rebuild it or at least a workalike: https://www.haiku-os.org/ Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:20 AM (UVfht) I'm familiar with them. Tempted to do a multi-boot with Haiku included...

Posted by: The Hat of ones and zeros at May 30, 2015 09:26 PM (7YlUk)

787 Kinda cool when even a private can get a bird's eye view of the complete battlefield. The entire country.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:27 PM (OsWis)

788 Travel hint: ask yor Dr. for Doxycycline before departing. This prevents most cases of traverrer's diarrhea and parastic spores. Only use sealed (sparkling water) for oral hygene. Don't eat salads excep t from a dedicated greenhouse at the restaurant. Don' t eat from street vendor. Don't eat any fruit/vegetabel that you can't peel Don'eat strawberries. They are grown in fields that are irrigated with polluted water Be carecul with condiments supplied with your meal, unless you break the seal. Drink only carbonated drinks or hot coffee.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 30, 2015 09:28 PM (w5PSP)

789 Again, what's the goal? If security and robustness are of utmost importance, I'd go with OpenBSD. At least until someone can prove that it's not all that secure and that there is something objectively better. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 02:24 AM (UVfht) Well, I was given a lap-top computer with a dead HD. I am planning to get a new HD, and wanted to yet again have a non Win or Max OS to play around with. No specific plans beyond that.

Posted by: The Hat of ones and zeros at May 30, 2015 09:28 PM (7YlUk)

790 Well, I have to create my own research web page and I am looking for a free website creation software package. I downloaded CoffeeCup just because it popped up a lot on searches but I don't know if it is the best one. Can anyone suggest something? Has to be free, I have no money to spend on this. I am willing to do a little bit of coding but I honestly only really know generic HTML and know next to nothing about CSS. Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:22 AM (2XMpf) Shouldn't your Dept. or tech support people have something to get you started? When in doubt, slap together something with pure HTML. I had to do that for my Ph.D. advisor. Most of that is still up, IIRC.

Posted by: The Doctoral Hat's web pages of coding... at May 30, 2015 09:30 PM (7YlUk)

791 Blanco, My dad is a retired Signal CPO (Chief Petty Officer). My first MOS was Signal. Then I reclassed to Ordnance, because, I like shit that goes 'bang' and 'boom'. So was one of the few folks that truly knew how to shoot, move, and communicate, and I LOVED LOVED LOVED being a gunner with my SAW, M240B, AND Ma Deuce. The MK-19 was icing on the cake.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:30 PM (OsWis)

792 I knew this 15 years ago, but I've been futzing around avoiding the work. Windows deserves to be dead, dead, dead -- everyone should be running LINUX boxes (BTW, iOS is another flavor of Unix -- and even 'droid has Unix at its core). People should understand that there are versions and distros of LINUX -- only underlying kernels have versions -- Ubuntu is on 15.04 "Vivid Vervet"; Debian is 8.0 "Jessie" -- but a distro is a version with a pre-packaged variety of related compatible programs. Thus it is that Linux Mint 17.1 "Rebecca" is based off of Ubuntu 14.04.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 09:30 PM (T1005)

793 Think about it folks... A machine gun... That shoots... ... Grenades.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:31 PM (OsWis)

794 Well, I was given a lap-top computer with a dead HD. I am planning to get a new HD, and wanted to yet again have a non Win or Max OS to play around with.

No specific plans beyond that.


OK, I thought maybe you were thinking of building a firewall or router box.  OpenBSD will still work, but you may find Mint works with more of the hardware. 

Check the hardware compatibility list for each for more info.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:32 PM (UVfht)

795 Fuck diamonds. Fuck rubies. i want me a Mk-19. I want a motherfucking machine gun that shoots frag grenades.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:32 PM (OsWis)

796 Thank You US Govt! No wonder the DHS are scared of us vets. MUahahahahahhaha!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:33 PM (OsWis)

797 Think about it folks...

A machine gun...

That shoots...

...

Grenades.


Every 'ette knows how to whisper such tempting words, each in her own way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:35 PM (UVfht)

798 Then again, I do understand why chi would be just a tad intimidated.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:35 PM (OsWis)

799 Then again, I do understand why chi would be just a tad intimidated.

He'll get over it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 09:35 PM (UVfht)

800 Blanco, 2001 to 2009 was FUN!! I LOVED being a gunner!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:36 PM (OsWis)

801 Shouldn't your Dept. or tech support people have something to get you started?

When in doubt, slap together something with pure HTML. I had to do that for my Ph.D. advisor. Most of that is still up, IIRC.

Posted by: The Doctoral Hat's web pages of coding... at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (7YlUk)


University only supports department-level pages, not individual faculty pages.


I'd be inclined to do it in just straight HTML but I know it will look like crap.  That's why I'd like some sort of layout tool to help out.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 09:36 PM (2XMpf)

802 Chatty bunch tonight, and the ozone has already cleared from the banhammer... 4 1/2 hours of standing guard against Darwin left.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 09:36 PM (b2cFu)

803 Okay, so what is the difference between Linux Mint and Ubuntu?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 09:37 PM (2XMpf)

804 I want a grenade.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:38 PM (OsWis)

805 Hell, even a smoke one would suffice.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:39 PM (OsWis)

806 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP33Ge0Tbi0

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:41 PM (OsWis)

807 SMFH, how about . . . the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 09:42 PM (UkMc0)

808 Ummm... Smokes and frags....

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:43 PM (OsWis)

809 806 Okay, so what is the difference between Linux Mint and Ubuntu? Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2015 02:37 AM (2XMpf) GREAT QUESTION!!!! 'cause it hits right to the core of the issue. Ubuntu compiles the core and is a real change to the essential underpinnings......Mint is like presenting Windows 7 with Libre Office -- they disclaim the underpinnings and give you a suite of associated applications and a user interface on top of Ubuntu.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 09:43 PM (T1005)

810 Windows deserves to be dead, dead, dead -- everyone should be running LINUX boxes (BTW, iOS is another flavor of Unix -- and even 'droid has Unix at its core). Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005) I've had BSOD and other problems with computers running Windows, but that has always been due to hardware problems. Say what you want, but Windows has always been one of the most forgiving OS's when it comes to f**kin' around with. Still, It costs money. So, which BSD or Linux flavor is recommended? I'm tempted to do a multi-boot (any suggestions on which multi-booter to run?)...

Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 30, 2015 09:44 PM (7YlUk)

811 GREAT QUESTION!!!! 'cause it hits right to the core of the issue. Ubuntu compiles the core and is a real change to the essential underpinnings......Mint is like presenting Windows 7 with Libre Office -- they disclaim the underpinnings and give you a suite of associated applications and a user interface on top of Ubuntu. Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005) Any non-Ubuntu LINUX flavor you recommend?

Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 30, 2015 09:45 PM (7YlUk)

812 Well, off to bed.  Here's hoping I don't wake up, ever again.

Posted by: Null at May 30, 2015 09:46 PM (xjpRj)

813 Null! Fuck that. Your ass better report at 14:00. Folks here do care.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:48 PM (OsWis)

814 Since I brought it up: https://youtu.be/QM9Bynjh2Lk

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 09:50 PM (UkMc0)

815 I'll be goddamned if I see any horde members entertaining not waking the fuck up.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:50 PM (OsWis)

816 Well, off to bed. Here's hoping I don't wake up, ever again. Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj) *** Please talk to us if you are having a rough life. We can help.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 09:50 PM (cIoI4)

817 813 Windows deserves to be dead, dead, dead -- everyone should be running LINUX boxes (BTW, iOS is another flavor of Unix -- and even 'droid has Unix at its core). Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005) I've had BSOD and other problems with computers running Windows, but that has always been due to hardware problems. Say what you want, but Windows has always been one of the most forgiving OS's when it comes to f**kin' around with. Still, It costs money. So, which BSD or Linux flavor is recommended? I'm tempted to do a multi-boot (any suggestions on which multi-booter to run?)... Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:44 AM (7YlUk) There are literally hundreds of distros. Pick what sounds good and see if it feels right.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 09:51 PM (T1005)

818 MWNP, (huggles for ya) Your daughter is a lucky girl to have a daddy like you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:52 PM (OsWis)

819 819 Well, off to bed. Here's hoping I don't wake up, ever again. Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj) *** Please talk to us if you are having a rough life. We can help. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 02:50 AM (cIoI4) --Seconded.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 09:54 PM (UkMc0)

820 Fuck that noise. Too many buddies died in the past decade. Null, my email is elle jaye kma@gmail dot com. No spaces. Null, if you need to talk, email me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:54 PM (OsWis)

821 814 GREAT QUESTION!!!! 'cause it hits right to the core of the issue. Ubuntu compiles the core and is a real change to the essential underpinnings......Mint is like presenting Windows 7 with Libre Office -- they disclaim the underpinnings and give you a suite of associated applications and a user interface on top of Ubuntu. Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005) Any non-Ubuntu LINUX flavor you recommend? Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 31, 2015 02:45 AM (7YlUk) Mint is good if you're not trying to be a continuous asshole, it settles out very close to Win 7.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 09:55 PM (T1005)

822 MWNP, (huggles for ya) Your daughter is a lucky girl to have a daddy like you. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 02:52 AM (OsWis) *** Back at you. She is less lucky than I am after being selected from above to be her Dad (she was adopted, at 1 day old). A lot of times things don't work. This time it did, in Spades.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 09:55 PM (cIoI4)

823 And to any trolls, ISIS wannabes, etc... Please come visit me. I need the target practice. I need to rotate my ammo. Oh, btw, I live in Texas. We will now have both open and concealed carry. Aloha.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:57 PM (OsWis)

824 'nite Jaspers.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 30, 2015 09:57 PM (85ldL)

825 There are literally hundreds of distros. Pick what sounds good and see if it feels right. Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 02:51 AM (T1005) I just want to avoid the OS equivalent of the Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap...

Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 30, 2015 09:58 PM (7YlUk)

826 Damn, I do love Texas. Since March 2002. Army did something right.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 09:58 PM (OsWis)

827 815 Well, off to bed. Here's hoping I don't wake up, ever again. Posted by: Null at May 31, 2015 02:46 AM (xjpRj) Dude, I'm a bit stretched right now with my own chaos.....but, just say the word and I'll have my aunt at your doorstep in an hour. You have talent and create beauty and are a pleasure to have lunch with and are just so worthy to know....and you're dissin' yourself with this. Reach out!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:01 PM (T1005)

828 That Martin guy, what a card he was/is.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 10:01 PM (cIoI4)

829 I just want to avoid the OS equivalent of the Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap...

Then my "Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap Linux" probably isn't for you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 10:04 PM (UVfht)

830 Null, Have a grid coordinate? If not, email me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:04 PM (OsWis)

831 SMFH, you're out near Ft. Hood you said? I'm, uh, near Ft. Bliss. Visited its cemetery on Memorial Day. Dang, that was huge --but well-kept.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:05 PM (UkMc0)

832 I just want to avoid the OS equivalent of the Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap... Then my "Thai tranny midget hooker with the clap Linux" probably isn't for you. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2015 03:04 AM (UVfht) ...but how is the ability to twist cherry stems into a knot...

Posted by: I am become death, the destroyer of UNIX systems at May 30, 2015 10:05 PM (7YlUk)

833 I live in Temple. I'm at Ft Hood, Killeen, and Copperas Cove at a regular basis.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:06 PM (OsWis)

834 My oldest lives in Cove. She went to HS with RGIII.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:07 PM (OsWis)

835 ...but how is the ability to twist cherry stems into a knot...

Couldn't get that in. 

Maybe in the next beta or gamma-globulin release.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 10:08 PM (UVfht)

836 So please, any trolls, wannabe ISIS whores, etc... Fuck. With. Me. There's a reason why the DHS labels us vets us dangerous, more so than you goatfuckers.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:08 PM (OsWis)

837 831 That Martin guy, what a card he was/is. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 31, 2015 03:01 AM (cIoI4) Oddly enough, I vaguely recall that Ira Weatheral also becomes a slave.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:09 PM (T1005)

838 *grins* As a gunner, I'm used to drawing fire.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:10 PM (OsWis)

839 837 My oldest lives in Cove. She went to HS with RGIII. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:07 AM (OsWis) --Cool. When we lived in Dallas I tinkered with alternate airports to avoid DFW and we flew out of Waco about 3 years ago to visit the outlaws. RGIII was proudly mentioned in some of the signs. The airport was bare bones, but damn, how many airports have free parking?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:10 PM (UkMc0)

840 Oddly enough, I vaguely recall that Ira Weatheral also becomes a slave. Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2015 03:09 AM (T1005 *** That is just an incredible coincidence right there. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 10:12 PM (cIoI4)

841 I kinda knew that running QBs would be a flash in the pan. The NFL is mostly a passing game. Now, if you get a team that can run...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:12 PM (OsWis)

842 RGIIIs parents were senior NCOs when they retired. Good people. They did their time in Iraq, Kuwait also.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:14 PM (OsWis)

843 Null, If you don't want to talk with a hot 'Ette & would like to bend an ear of someone that knows depression pretty well, I ain't afraid to throw my email addy out here - I've done it before. As has been stated, you've got friends here, man. Please, talk to somebody. If not one of us, then someone. I assume cthulhu has your contact info. Pretty sure Slap has it - if it's OK with you, maybe I'll get it and contact you...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 10:15 PM (1lSBw)

844 I've been a Raiders fan since I was five. Forty-one years. It's been pretty painful the past decade.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:16 PM (OsWis)

845 847 I've been a Raiders fan since I was five. Forty-one years. It's been pretty painful the past decade. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis) --Chiefs fan. They have not even been to the Super Bowl since before I was born.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (UkMc0)

846 Yeah, it's probably time for the big PSA -- The computer I used for most social issues is now at forensics, and emails are whack for the time being. I have no uncompromised emails -- in or out -- for now.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 10:21 PM (T1005)

847 Who's bright fucking idea was it to put glitter in body spray??

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (OsWis)

848 Assholes.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:22 PM (OsWis)

849 @850 Let me say it before some other pervert does: Pics...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (1lSBw)

850 Patrick, I saw my Raiders win their last SB against the Redkins in SB XVIII.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:25 PM (OsWis)

851 chi, send me nekkid pics?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:26 PM (OsWis)

852 I have no uncompromised emails -- in or out -- for now. This is why I periodically mention Table 9. It is possible there to exchange information by a very secure channel.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 30, 2015 10:26 PM (FlRtG)

853 That story about the NFL paying NFL teams to showcase "The Troops" made me laugh. My Raiders don't need taxpayer money to show support for the troops.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:32 PM (OsWis)

854 14 teams from the NFL were paid taxpayer dollars to show "support" for the troops. My Raiders were not one of them.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (OsWis)

855 Who's bright fucking idea was it to put glitter in body spray?? Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:22 AM (OsWis) *** Whoever invented naked dancing women with poles around them to use to great advantage and stuff. Why do you ask?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 10:34 PM (3F6F8)

856 LOL MWNP. I'm 1500 miles from chi. We're both broke dicks. Right now, it's all about the lottery.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM (OsWis)

857 853 Patrick, I saw my Raiders win their last SB against the Redkins in SB XVIII. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:25 AM (OsWis) --The Marcus Allen TD run is still probably the best single play in Super Bowl history. After having to endure the Dolphins' loss the year before, that game was a relief.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:35 PM (UkMc0)

858 Amen Patrick. Which is why I have my Marcus Allen throwback.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:37 PM (OsWis)

859 Patrick, Glad that the Raider Nation was able to help ya out.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:38 PM (OsWis)

860 LOL MWNP. I'm 1500 miles from chi. We're both broke dicks. Right now, it's all about the lottery. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:35 AM (OsWis) **** I have simply gots to pay more attention. Bad MWNP! Bad!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 10:39 PM (XrHO0)

861 MWNP, 9/11 GI Bill is keeping a roof over my head.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:41 PM (OsWis)

862 I miss my SAW. And my M240B. And my Mk-19. And my tanks...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (OsWis)

863 And the Ma Deuce, of course.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:44 PM (OsWis)

864 I live about 15 miles from Ft Hood. Burning times comes, I have a tank. Just need a crew.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:46 PM (OsWis)

865 Drivers, loaders, and gunners needed.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (OsWis)

866 9/11 GI Bill is keeping a roof over my head. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:41 AM (OsWis) **** Gotcha, and glad to hear it. For realz. This at the absolute very least that should be al an earned benefit for anyone who has served.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (XrHO0)

867 I live about 15 miles from Ft Hood. Burning times comes, I have a tank. Just need a crew. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:46 AM (OsWis) 'Ettes + Tanks = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEkz7qV1bUY

Posted by: Hats und Panzer at May 30, 2015 10:47 PM (7YlUk)

868 Hats, The US done fucked up teaching someone like moi to fix shit that goes 'bang' or 'boom'.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:49 PM (OsWis)

869 Hats, The US done fucked up teaching someone like moi to fix shit that goes 'bang' or 'boom'. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 03:49 AM (OsWis) For that... episode two of the "abridged" series... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I0hhYgUL8 Just pray that I don't get to the "Christmas" Episode...

Posted by: Hats und Panzer und [Censored] at May 30, 2015 10:53 PM (7YlUk)

870 Every 65 million years or so, whether you monkeys like it or not. *checks watch*

Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2015 10:54 PM (2AlPN)

871 Well if you want simple easy to use Linux, go with Ubuntu.  It's easy to install and the user interface is rather intuitive.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (2XMpf)

872 As a Chiefs fan, a thank you to Al Davis for keeping Marcus Allen on the shelf for so long so my boys could benefit from his longevity.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 10:55 PM (UkMc0)

873 For a Queef's fan, you're pretty cool Pat.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 10:59 PM (OsWis)

874 But seriously, my Raiders will be gunning for you. The NFL loves rivalries.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:00 PM (OsWis)

875 We benefited from Jerry Rice. Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:01 PM (OsWis)

876 Fuck you, SMOD. All talk.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:02 PM (OsWis)

877 And we got Joe Money. Haven't won a playoff game since he retired.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (UkMc0)

878 But seriously, my Raiders will be gunning for you. The NFL loves rivalries. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:00 AM (OsWis) Gunning? Episode 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePmJS-uJsFA

Posted by: Hats und Panzer und KILL THEM! at May 30, 2015 11:03 PM (7YlUk)

879 OK, I have stayed and played way too far into the early morning. Hasta, all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 30, 2015 11:04 PM (cIoI4)

880 Amari Cooper. http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/2015/05/22/amari-cooper-will-emerge-as-all-pro-wr-for-oakland-raiders/

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:05 PM (OsWis)

881 And yes, I've followed this kid while he was at Alabama. a wideout who plays the piano to de-stress. He's all about football. He's 20. #1 WR in the 2015 Draft.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:07 PM (OsWis)

882 Been running routes since he was five.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:08 PM (OsWis)

883 883 Amari Cooper. http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/2015/05/22/amari-cooper-will-emerge-as-all-pro-wr-for-oakland-raiders/ Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 31, 2015 04:05 AM (OsWis) --Yeah, well y'all could make an easy pick (then again, Julio Jones has been injury-prone so maybe not so easy). The Chefs naturally had to go shoot the moon with their pick. Please, no more first round busts Chefs!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:08 PM (UkMc0)

884 Reminds me of my Raiders of the 70s.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:09 PM (OsWis)

885 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (UVfht)

886 Amari Cooper + Derek Carr = AC/DC Back in Black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:11 PM (OsWis)

887 Derek Carr has great potential; definitely in better situation than his older brother. I envy the Raiders' QB outlook; I wish Chase Daniel would be as good in the pros as he was at Mizzou.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:16 PM (UkMc0)

888 Episode 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpSvecpEFSM

Posted by: Hats und Panzer und Val-U-Rite at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)

889 Amari Cooper is not injury-prone. And it's just-destiny-that the best wideout who won the Biletnikoff (Raiders!) Award, for the best wide receiver in college ball, gets drafted to the Raiders. Destiny.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (OsWis)

890 ok good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:17 PM (2XMpf)

891 Girls unt Panzer?  Nein.

Silly Hat, Leona Ozaki is gonna write up a citation with your name on it.  Or Uni-chan and I will sprinkle special bio-memory plates just for you.

*goes back to editing*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:18 PM (ojr4A)

892 and i am glad that you all are here, thanks for being a part of ace's place, and thanks for letting me be a part of it too

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2015 11:19 PM (2XMpf)

893 Derek Carr + Amari Cooper = OMFG... Both young (Cooper is 20, but has been running routes since he was five, Carr love throwing deep, check out Cooper's skills when he was playing for Alabama).

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:19 PM (OsWis)

894 Back atcha chemjeff and good night.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:20 PM (UkMc0)

895 Silly Hat, Leona Ozaki is gonna write up a citation with your name on it. Or Uni-chan and I will sprinkle special bio-memory plates just for you. *goes back to editing* Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:18 AM (ojr4A) Not *everyone* is into giant phallic expanding decoys...

Posted by: Charles Brenten at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (7YlUk)

896 I was giddier than a Japanese schoolgirl when Coop was drafted.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:21 PM (OsWis)

897 In all honesty, I didn't think we'd get him.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:22 PM (OsWis)

898 Mein Gott!

That ist Der Squad Fuhrer Brenten....   I so luv having that manga translated into German.

Pocka-Puto?  Ja.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:22 PM (ojr4A)

899 Anna!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:26 PM (OsWis)

900 For that... Episode 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLw8a-TfLwc

Posted by: Hats und Panzer und WTF at May 30, 2015 11:27 PM (7YlUk)

901 Hai?  Ara?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:27 PM (ojr4A)

902 Oh damn it's late, even in MDT. Best turn in. 'Night, y'all!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 30, 2015 11:29 PM (UkMc0)

903 Actual quote: "Yeah, I know I got swastikas on me and I'm all tatted up, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad guy!" Darwin, why hast thou forsaken me? P.S. Saying this to the guy who's married to someone who's related to Anne Frank? Not going to get you any sympathy.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 30, 2015 11:36 PM (b2cFu)

904 "Die Cis Scum" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKMuR1-yWAc

Posted by: The Cis Hat at May 30, 2015 11:37 PM (7YlUk)

905 Reagan was moldy, but I, and my ideology are fresh and nutritious.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 30, 2015 11:40 PM (XrHO0)

906 Reagan was moldy, but I, and my ideology are fresh and nutritious. Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 31, 2015 04:40 AM (XrHO0) *Barf* I'm sorry my queen! *shudders*

Posted by: The Mold-free Hat at May 30, 2015 11:41 PM (7YlUk)

907 TPH, you need to change channels.....

http://tinyurl.com/pt6ptgs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:42 PM (ojr4A)

908 TPH, you need to change channels..... http://tinyurl.com/pt6ptgs Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 04:42 AM (ojr4A) For that... the X-mas special... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SSOQz3-eJw

Posted by: The Christmas Panzer Hat at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (7YlUk)

909 I forgot the . Sorry, hat.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at May 30, 2015 11:44 PM (XrHO0)

910 "For Keitaro!"

https://youtu.be/nbXu-zD7mBM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2015 11:47 PM (ojr4A)

911 The Lover In Me Sheena Easton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3mSb6IGCZw

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 30, 2015 11:54 PM (OsWis)

912 There is a headline on the sidebar stating that the Democrats have gone further left than the Republicans have pulled right. No shit, Sherlock. Problem is, the Republicans (the elected ones, anyway) have gone left as well. The result being that anyone who tacks even slightly right is castigated as a lunatic.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 31, 2015 12:35 AM (EARfr)

913 Insurance required for gun ownership in N.Y.? This is another form of yankee oppression, and a sneaky gun registration scheme, too. While Texas passes Open Carry. Why can't we all just get along? I'll start. The Founders came up for the First and Second Amendments because they are basic GOD-Given rights. I'll use mine, and you use yours, No, off to work to pay the yankee reconstruction tax. Later, morons.

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2015 12:51 AM (go5uR)

914 Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2015 05:51 AM (go5uR)

Not NY....she's in the US House.

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2015 01:00 AM (j7iSn)

915 Corgis

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2015 01:03 AM (ojr4A)

916 Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2015 05:51 AM (go5uR) We really do need to make the point more often that these rights are natural rights. Trying the God argument may not work on the modern left, but these rights are an indivisible part of our nature, and governments that trample those rights with wild abandon never endure long.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 31, 2015 01:06 AM (HalrA)

917 Correlation = Causation The doesn't sound very science-E from a member of the party of science

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 31, 2015 02:24 AM (vRNwc)

918 "We require insurance to own a car, but no such requirement exists for guns" That's because you're operating a piece of equipment weighing 1-2 tons, often at high rates of speed, in a public place, in close proximity to others. The difference between that and a gun, Dimwit Maloney? It's ILLEGAL to 'operate' a firearm in a public place, in close proximity to others. Oh, and the reason the minimum liability requirement even exists? To keep all the minor bumps and scrapes that make up the vast majority of auto accidents from flooding the court system. What an idiot.

Posted by: Landru at May 31, 2015 06:36 AM (KuIdO)

919 After seeing what governing bodies in the US have done to this country in the last 7 years, Democrat Rep. Carolyn Maloney's idea just doesn't go far enough.

Voters should be required to pay for a $10,000 liability policy before they vote.

Hey, this Being a Tyrant stuff is fun!

And Carolyn Maloney has just won an all-expense paid trip to the streets of Baltimore!


Posted by: Constitution hater at May 31, 2015 08:52 AM (/WaV2)

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