August 30, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (30 Aug 2014)
— CDR M

Happy International Bacon Day!

This week in pictures: Strategery Edition. Bacon Music Video

The Doughnut Burger

Oh my. I'm not sure I can stomach the doughnut burger. But it does have bacon!

The World's Nukes

Where the world's nukes are.

E-cig Scare Mongering

Second-hand smoke vapor from e-cigs contains toxic metals. It's not smoke you idiots.

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You?

Boy I really hope this idea just stays in China. Chinese theaters test system of onscreen text messages during movies.

Flying Video

ERIC MAGNAN - Director Showreel from AIRBORNE FILMS on Vimeo.

Doom

Damn it. First we find out SMOD probably won't show up for a couple hundred years and now this. Yellowstone supervolcano eruption would be large but not as catastrophic as previously thought.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the bacon flowchart:

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Posted by: CDR M at 04:53 PM | Comments (807)
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1 Good evening!

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 04:50 PM (FHrsI)

2 Yay

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 30, 2014 04:50 PM (6K6dQ)

3 Doughnut burger? Blech.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 04:50 PM (v6uvG)

4 Lil Bub!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2014 04:50 PM (Y92Nd)

5 Happy birthday Y-not!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 04:51 PM (FHrsI)

6 Kinda sad that the Pakis have as many nukes as India does now.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 04:51 PM (v6uvG)

7 I had a doughnut ice cream sandwich at a local joint down the street the other day.  Oh my God was that delicious.

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 04:51 PM (93D1V)

8 6 Kinda sad that the Pakis have as many nukes as India does now.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 09:51 PM (v6uvG)


Iran will catch up at some point.

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 04:52 PM (93D1V)

9 That flowchart seems to assume that you must have a clean frypan in order to cook bacon. The one you used yesterday, with whatever bacon grease you didn't pour off into the Bacon Grease Saver Jar Or Can, will work just fine.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 04:52 PM (qyomX)

10 5 Happy birthday Y-not!!!!!!!! Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 09:51 PM (FHrsI) Many more!!!!

Posted by: MikeH at August 30, 2014 04:52 PM (leMF2)

11 A flowchart about bacon should not be so complicated.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 04:52 PM (v6uvG)

12 11 A flowchart about bacon should not be so complicated. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 09:52 PM (v6uvG) Right. It should read "Bacon -> Yes"

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 04:54 PM (qyomX)

13 Happy Birthday y-not!

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 04:54 PM (93D1V)

14 Kinda sad that the Pakis have as many nukes as India does now. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 09:51 PM (v6uvG) It will all end badly with billions dead... doesn't take a Nostradamus to predict that

Posted by: MikeH at August 30, 2014 04:55 PM (leMF2)

15 Yo Morons.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2014 04:55 PM (Ua6T/)

16 Ooops, forgot to adjust the time travel device again.

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 04:56 PM (93D1V)

17 Happy Birthday, Y-Not. May your garden be fruitful, except for any part in which you may have planted zucchini, because who needs that stuff anyway?

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 04:56 PM (qyomX)

18 Evening again all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 04:56 PM (ojnk6)

19 I could only watch so much of the Yule Log, though. It's like staring into the sun, and not just cuteness overload. There's always a part of me that's afraid that cat is about to die with it's tongue hanging out like that. It fascinates and saddens me, like Proust's hawthorns, the realization that you can never possess love.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2014 04:56 PM (Y92Nd)

20 Sigh, went out for dinner tonight and none of the dishes on the menu contained bacon.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 30, 2014 04:57 PM (+Fae7)

21 Ghostbusters tonight!!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo wishes there was a sequel at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (3kZUM)

22 Reminder to those i the Moron League: Draft is tomorrow night!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (v6uvG)

23 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at August 30, 2014 09:57 PM (+Fae7)



Even the salad bar?

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (93D1V)

24 Evening Morons!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (GEICT)

25 you can never possess love. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2014 09:56 PM (Y92Nd) Unless you have a crease in those form-fitting man-jeans, no.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (leMF2)

26 Still trying to get one more player for the league logprof. 

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (93D1V)

27 Obama's war strategy: Hide under the desk, hope the problem solves itself.

Posted by: Cato at August 30, 2014 04:58 PM (J+mig)

28 Watching soccer. 1 to 1

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 30, 2014 04:59 PM (6K6dQ)

29 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2014 04:59 PM (KCxzN)

30 26 Still trying to get one more player for the league logprof. Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 09:58 PM (93D1V) --Yeah, WTH? We filled out a 20-team league last year, and now this?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 04:59 PM (v6uvG)

31 That is possible the lamest, girliest, least manly football night theme song ever played

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 04:59 PM (zOTsN)

32 27 Obama's war strategy: Hide under the desk, hope the problem solves itself. Posted by: Cato at August 30, 2014 09:58 PM (J+mig) Duck and cover redux

Posted by: MikeH at August 30, 2014 05:00 PM (leMF2)

33 I think they still have bad memories of the 20 team league!!  It's only 10.  I'm sure I'll get it filled.

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 05:00 PM (93D1V)

34 Look! It's a bunch of weirdos in my ipad! I'm drinking glazed donut vodka and watching the MIGHTY ORIOLES win against the lowly Twins.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:00 PM (e+1S5)

35 That headline at the link cheered me right up. "Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar." This sort of thing is why the Internet was invented.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:00 PM (qyomX)

36 Happy birthday, Y-not!

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 30, 2014 05:00 PM (yE8uc)

37 >>>Still trying to get one more player for the league logprof. Sure. Why not? Shoot me an email.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:01 PM (e+1S5)

38 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka


Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (e+1S5)



You're admitting this publicly?

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 05:01 PM (FHrsI)

39 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka and watching the MIGHTY ORIOLES win against the lowly Twins. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (e+1S5) WTF?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:01 PM (GEICT)

40

"I'm sure I'll get it filled."

 

 

huhuhuh uhuhuhuh uhuhuhuh...

Posted by: butthead at August 30, 2014 05:01 PM (tBSrv)

41 An emo love song written and performed by Adam Levine whose voice is higher than most females

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:02 PM (zOTsN)

42 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka and watching the MIGHTY ORIOLES win against the lowly Twins.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (e+1S5)


I'm pretty sure that's a violation.

Posted by: Man Card Official at August 30, 2014 05:02 PM (93D1V)

43 34 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka Are you drinking it ironically, or sincerely?

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:02 PM (qyomX)

44 A no on the doughnut burger. Don't want that kind of sweetness from the buns. French bread, English muffins or bagel would be better.  

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 05:02 PM (Om9Yh)

45 35 That headline at the link cheered me right up. "Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar." This sort of thing is why the Internet was invented. Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (qyomX) --Still trails by a mile "Gordon Ramsey's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in Badger Den" for headline of the century.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:02 PM (v6uvG)

46 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka and watching the MIGHTY ORIOLES win against the lowly Twins. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (e+1S5) ------------ Isn't that the best stuff ever?I? (Head lolling back Simpson style ...... )

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:03 PM (QBm1P)

47  If you need a flowchart for bacon, you just might be an asshole.

Posted by: weft cut-Forksworthy[/i] [/b] at August 30, 2014 05:03 PM (kAPuS)

48 6 Kinda sad that the Pakis have as many nukes as India does now. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 09:51 PM (v6uvG) Makes me wonder if they maintain them as well as most Muslim countries maintain their military equipment. Bush has the intelligence to open up a dialogue with India about partnering up with us on defense issues, a dialogue that the JEF dropped the ball on. Smart power n shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper missing some bacon at August 30, 2014 05:03 PM (+Fae7)

49 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka and watching the MIGHTY ORIOLES win against the lowly Twins. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (e+1S5) ****** I hope my comments in the downstairs thread did not cross the line. If so, I apologize. They were intended to be funny. That doesn't always work well in a text format.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:04 PM (ojnk6)

50 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper missing some bacon at August 30, 2014 10:03 PM (+Fae7)


SCOAMF is JV.  No, wait.  He's barely Pop Warner.

Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 05:04 PM (93D1V)

51 Shhhh quiet, I'm balls deep into my goat and need to concentrate

Posted by: Waleed Kaleed at August 30, 2014 05:04 PM (R992u)

52 >>>WTF? Seriously? I'll take that shit from lurk, but you can just shut your fucking fuckhole, Mr. Jimbeamisthebestest.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:05 PM (e+1S5)

53 You know there's bacon-flavored vodka too, right? Splash a little into the glazed doughnut vodka, add an orange juice chaser, and it's the breakfast of champions, served anytime!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:05 PM (QBm1P)

54 So is this Denzel Washington Equalizer movie advertised during the games based on the old Robert Woodward TV show?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:05 PM (v6uvG)

55 If they destroy all the toasters what will they have sex with? Where is that chicken......

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:05 PM (zOTsN)

56 Yeah, that cat is awesome. My cat "Abe", who we called "Monkey", would follow my wife and/or I to the beach in the years we sorta lived at the Cape. Bold as brass going onto the sand, but the water freaked him out. Fucked up some seagulls days a few times, though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2014 05:05 PM (2cS/G)

57 If e-cig health risks did not exist, we would have to invent them. Working on that...

Posted by: World Health Organization at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (qyomX)

58 If you need a flowchart for bacon, you just might be an asshole. Posted by: weft cut-Forksworthy at August 30, 2014 10:03 PM True, that.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (KCxzN)

59 If one mounts a splatter guard on the front of the stove you can safely cook bacon sans pants.

Posted by: Swatara at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (XFT89)

60 Is there waffle vodka?  I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: B. Obama at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (93D1V)

61 My flowchart for bacon:

Do I want bacon?--->Of course.  What a stupid question--->
Makes bacon--->VICTORY!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (3W1WP)

62 It will all end badly with billions dead... doesn't take a Nostradamus to predict that Posted by: MikeH at August 30, 2014 09:55 PM (leMF2) I'm considering using some of my 8,000 nukes to show how impotent Article V of NATO's defense agreement is. Try and stop me, comrades.

Posted by: Putin at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (B6dG9)

63 If they destroy all the toasters what will they have sex with? Where is that chicken......

Posted by: ThunderB


And you people mocked me.

Mocked...me...

Posted by: Couch Fucker[/i] [/b] at August 30, 2014 05:06 PM (kAPuS)

64 Bush has the intelligence to open up a dialogue with India about partnering up with us on defense issues, a dialogue that the JEF dropped the ball on. Smart power n shit. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper missing some bacon at August 30, 2014 10:03 PM (+Fae7) --Remember when 0bama had the distinction of being the first visitor to address the Parliament of India using a Teleprompter?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (v6uvG)

65 If you have a Kevlar codpiece, cooking bacon "al fresco" is a cinch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (QBm1P)

66 watching Battleship...and I have no idea why. I think I might have to break into the rum bottle tonight, the bourbon was pretty good.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (6fyGz)

67 Toasters also use ni-chrome wires, therefore you must destroy all toasters as well.

Do it for the children.

Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 10:04 PM (0zVEV)


Yes, get rid of those Cylon bastards.

Posted by: CDR Adama at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (93D1V)

68

We need to spin up the Pantex plant outside of El Paso.  Sad thing?  Most of our nuclear know-how has gone with it's elderly owners to their graves.

 

 

The security and classification measures built up around the physicists, scientists, engineers, manufacturing processes and every other aspect of building nukes, resulted in said knowledge NOT being passed-down to succeeding generations.

 

 

It's like when they re-commissioned the Iowa class battleships.  They had to hire aged old sailors to train the new crews.  Men in their 60s and 70s, set to sea once more, in order to train young seamen and NCOs in the arts of firing-off the boilers and otherwise tending to technology from an earlier age.

 

 

Were we to set-forth to build a new generation of nukes, we'd first have to bar the EPA from meddling, then we'd need to locate every "old-hand" who might remember how the machining was done, how certain manufacturing problems were overcome and how not to die in the process.  We'd have a lot to re-learn...we HAVE a lot to re-learn, and we need to get going with it, asap.

 

 

Sadly, won't happen with the Traitor in Chief usurping the Resolute Desk.

 

 

Ugly times, these.

 

 

 

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (vvk2F)

69 Lil Bub is a happy little guy.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (zqvg6)

70 Seriously? I'll take that shit from lurk, but you can just shut your fucking fuckhole, Mr. Jimbeamisthebestest. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:05 PM (e+1S5) You will STFD and STFU, Mr Pastry flavored Vodka.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (GEICT)

71 Even the salad bar? Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 09:58 PM (93D1V) Didn't have a salad bar. I would have gotten that salad if it did. I'm thinking I have a jar of bacon bits in the fridge that I may have to set free. Could also raid the cat food cabinet since there is a can of Liver and Bacon cat food in it. BRB.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper missing some bacon at August 30, 2014 05:07 PM (+Fae7)

72 Hey Horde! I'm on the road and just saw that CBD put up the SW Ohio MoMe. Also saw all the emails (WooHoo!). I'm on the road this week, so may take a bit to reply. Please be patient - Thank you!!

Posted by: speedster1 at August 30, 2014 05:08 PM (YiIrU)

73 62 My flowchart for bacon: Do I want bacon?--->Of course. What a stupid question---> Makes bacon--->VICTORY! Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 10:06 PM (3W1WP) Victory, yes. But final victory? Here's what always seems to happen. Makes bacon--->VICTORY!-->Nom nom nom -->The bacon disappeared somehow-->Repeat

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:08 PM (qyomX)

74 You will STFD and STFU, Mr Pastry flavored Vodka. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 10:07 PM (GEICT) ---------------- Screw you, Lucky Charms. I'm busting out the donut vodka. Have a toast ready when I return.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:09 PM (QBm1P)

75 watching Battleship...and I have no idea why. I think I might have to break into the rum bottle tonight, the bourbon was pretty good. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 10:07 PM (6fyGz) Navy+rum + skinny blond girls with mega knockers Brooklin Decker=yummy

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 05:09 PM (R992u)

76 I had that bacon flowchart on my cube wall years ago.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at August 30, 2014 05:10 PM (8OfdL)

77 The Badger D has done well despite losing a DL.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:11 PM (v6uvG)

78 You will STFD and STFU, Mr Pastry flavored Vodka.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 10:07 PM (GEICT)



On the other hand, if you paid a visit to his new domicile he could drive you around on a bourbon-tasting tour.  Expand your horizons a bit.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 05:11 PM (FHrsI)

79 Glazed donuts are great with milk in the morning. As a sandwich bun? Nah.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 05:11 PM (Om9Yh)

80 Okay, I'm back. You may fire when ready, McGriddley.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:11 PM (QBm1P)

81 Magically delicious

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:11 PM (zOTsN)

82 Screw you, Lucky Charms. I'm busting out the donut vodka. Have a toast ready when I return. Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:09 PM (QBm1P) "A toast"? Hey cupcake? I like provolone cheese on my sammich. Thanks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:11 PM (GEICT)

83 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505735790555828225 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505736205913583616 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505736799273361408 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505737647529398273

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2014 05:12 PM (aTXUx)

84 If we had glazed donuts, we could make glazed donut bourbon, if we had some bourbon.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:12 PM (qyomX)

85
Brooklin Decker=yummy

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 10:09 PM (R992u)



ah...now that makes sense...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:12 PM (6fyGz)

86 Screw you, Lucky Charms. I'm busting out the donut vodka. Have a toast ready when I return.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:09 PM (QBm1P)



Magically delicious

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 10:11 PM (zOTsN)




HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 05:12 PM (FHrsI)

87 Good grief, FSU got toasted bad.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:12 PM (v6uvG)

88 They're always after me Lucky Charms

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:12 PM (zOTsN)

89 SCOAMF is JV. No, wait. He's barely Pop Warner. Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 10:04 PM (93D1V) He is on the Junior High School team, but he is the kid that runs out with the water bottles for all the other players but keeps dropping all the bottles out of the carrier on the way out.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper searching for some bacons at August 30, 2014 05:13 PM (+Fae7)

90 Navy+rum + skinny blond girls with mega knockers Brooklin Decker=yummy Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 10:09 PM (R992u) Plus some of the best war porn shots of battleships, destroyers and aircraft carriers

Posted by: MikeH at August 30, 2014 05:13 PM (leMF2)

91 we still haven't discussed the S.E.Michigan Moron Meet-UP...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2014 05:13 PM (KCxzN)

92 Toasted by a white boy at that.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:13 PM (v6uvG)

93 Dayum, the night skys are lit up with lightning and thunder here. Weather Channel app Radar? Not a cloud.why did no one tell me to become a "Meteorologist"? If I were right 50% of the time in my gig, I wouldn't have it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (ojnk6)

94 Bush has the intelligence to open up a dialogue with India about partnering up with us on defense issues, a dialogue that the JEF dropped the ball on He (Obama) stands with Islam.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (uRzwz)

95 If I was in the UK I'd be getting poon instead of goat. Can you believe the locals let my people do sex to 11 year olds and not go to jails?

Posted by: Waleed Kaleed at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (R992u)

96 I have bacon, but I don't have a strategy for cooking this bacon. I can't figure out when to add the arugula.

Posted by: SCOAMF at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (qyomX)

97 >>>You will STFD and STFU, Mr Pastry flavored Vodka. I will do no such thing. I like donuts. I like booze. The fact that someone allows me to get both at once is awesome. In summation, GFY. *drinks donut vodka*

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (e+1S5)

98 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics Encore https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505847654895849474 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505847779114352640 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505848424588390400 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/505848652875988992

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (aTXUx)

99 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:00 PM (e+1S5) ******** Man card..... Turn it over

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 30, 2014 05:14 PM (jucos)

100 I got yer sammich right here, pal. It's a thick slice of STFU on artisanal foccaccio with hemp cheese. Eat it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:15 PM (QBm1P)

101 Bacon flavored spam, raw out of the can or fried?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 30, 2014 05:15 PM (jtgkZ)

102 If we had glazed donuts, we could make glazed donut bourbon, if we had some bourbon.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 10:12 PM (qyomX)




Were you not paying attention? Bourbon was last night, rum tonight.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:15 PM (6fyGz)

103 So, this talk of bacon...I made brats earlier.  I just wrapped some up with thick cut bacon and put them in the oven.  I'll let you know how they turn out, but I'm thinking...nom nom nom.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 05:15 PM (3W1WP)

104 It's a thick slice of STFU on artisanal foccaccio with hemp cheese. Eat it. Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:15 PM (QBm1P) O..M...G. *points* She.....SHE'S A HIPPIE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:16 PM (GEICT)

105 I'm drinking glazed donut vodka Was coming out to your parents difficult?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2014 05:16 PM (uRzwz)

106 I have bacon, but I don't have a strategy for cooking this bacon. I can't figure out when to add the arugula.>>> To the pig trough.

Posted by: Swatara at August 30, 2014 05:16 PM (XFT89)

107 Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 10:04 PM (0zVEV)

Does anyone even still use Ni-chrome? Everyone I know has moved on to Kanthal and cotton. For the chillrens, you see.

Posted by: Smaulz at August 30, 2014 05:17 PM (AbcTu)

108 Hemp cheese Sounds funky and not in a food way

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

109 Hey 'Noles, sine you just wasted a time-out, here's a play suggestion: throw the ball to someone other than Greene.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:17 PM (v6uvG)

110 Hemp cheese Sounds funky and not in a good way

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

111 Okay, I've got my hipster small batch ginger ale with a splash of donut vodka. **sips daintily** What's everyone else imbibing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:17 PM (QBm1P)

112 SCOAMF is JV. No, wait. He's barely Pop Warner.
Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 10:04 PM (93D1V)


He is on the Junior High School team, but he is the kid that runs out with the water bottles for all the other players but keeps dropping all the bottles out of the carrier on the way out.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper searching for some bacons at August 30, 2014 10:13 PM (+Fae7)



He isn't even the dogshit on the sole of the shoe of the spastic water boy.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 05:18 PM (FMbng)

113 Eating bacon can improve your life. Avoiding bacon deliberately can lead to 1) being blamed for all the world's problems and also being called a Zionist or 2) wanting to decapitate those who don't think like you do.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2014 05:19 PM (tiOTz)

114 Aaaaaaaaaand they throw it to Greene again.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:19 PM (v6uvG)

115 I have no bacon. I used the last of it to make a BLT today. BLTs are one of the best things about summer.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:19 PM (+XMAD)

116 Hmm.  This Bacardi Select isn't quite as smooth as I had hoped. I'll have to ask my daughter what it was she got when I was down there last.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:20 PM (6fyGz)

117 Where is Soona. He should be pretty excited

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:20 PM (zOTsN)

118 Plus some of the best war porn shots of battleships, destroyers and aircraft carriers Posted by: MikeH at August 30, 2014 10:13 PM (leMF2) that kind of shit gets me all misty. I also like the first 2 Transformers movies when they call in the airstrikes. nothing like the US Military kicking ass but I'm aparently a hater, so stay away

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 05:20 PM (R992u)

119 112 Hemp cheese Sounds funky and not in a good way Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 10:17 PM (zOTsN) ----------- I saw an entire case of hemp-based comestibles at Wegmans and I thought it was the hippiest thing I'd ever encountered. If I'm going to pop positive on a piss test, it better be from the real deal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:20 PM (QBm1P)

120 Flavored vodka is for pregnant women and homosexuals.

Posted by: Joy from My name is Earl at August 30, 2014 05:21 PM (3W1WP)

121 118 Hmm. This Bacardi Select isn't quite as smooth as I had hoped. I'll have to ask my daughter what it was she got when I was down there last. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 10:20 PM (6fyGz) --Sailor Jerry and coke again here.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:21 PM (v6uvG)

122 I have no bacon.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 10:19 PM (+XMAD)




What pathetic excuse do you offer for your wretched state? Seriously, one should always have enough bacon on hand for BLT sammiches tonight and brekky in the AM, plus maybe some bacon appetizers for lunch tomorrow. I have a couple of pounds in my freezer for just such an occasion.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:21 PM (6fyGz)

123 112 Hemp cheese Sounds funky and not in a good way -------------------------------------- If you leave bong water sit around too long, you can grow hemp cheese. This was a lesson from college.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2014 05:22 PM (tiOTz)

124 Hey cupcake? I like provolone cheese on my sammich. Thanks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 10:11 PM (GEICT)



Try a Texas toast with provolone-mozzarella and American with liberal amounts of butter. My favorite grilled-cheese.




Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 05:22 PM (Om9Yh)

125 Boy I miss Wegmans. Sailor Jerry's is made in New Jersey.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:22 PM (zOTsN)

126 Badger TD.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:23 PM (zOTsN)

127 oh, and The Barkey is the spazz who made the team in HS but never played, just warmed the bench and drank all the water bottles while the players ran up and down the court/field.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 05:23 PM (R992u)

128 If you leave bong water sit around too long, you can grow hemp cheese. This was a lesson from college.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2014 10:22 PM (tiOTz)


I just remember the water evaporating and leaving you with a black crusty tube.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 05:23 PM (FMbng)

129 Is this something we missed
Althouse has post about R S Mcain, and several references to Ace and AoSHQ.

Don't want to link cause it leads to a story about he-who-shall-not-be-named.
But start at Insty's place,and follow the links about conservatives winning

Posted by: Village Idiot's apprentice at August 30, 2014 05:23 PM (IOKzp)

130 The subtle key to the Cowboys dynasty of the '90s was Jay Novacek. Sure, the Triplets were the headliners, but when Aikman could not find Irvin open, all he had to do was look for the big white guy in the middle. O'Leary is Winston's big white guy, and he's nt using him in this game like last year. It's like Jameis is regressing.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:24 PM (v6uvG)

131 You can all go fuck yourselves. Except lurk. She's cool. The rest of you can suck it.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:24 PM (e+1S5)

132 Now 4:1 my team up! Woot!

Posted by: Y-not watching soccer at August 30, 2014 05:24 PM (6K6dQ)

133

I think starting a farm and raising nothing but circumcised boar-hogs would be a grand idea.

 

"Kosher Bacon".  The marketing possibilities boggle the mind!

 

 

 

Jim
Sun New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2014 05:24 PM (vvk2F)

134 I put some provolone on top of my pizza tonight. Pretty good.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:24 PM (6fyGz)

135 You can all go fuck yourselves. Except lurk. She's cool. The rest of you can suck it.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:24 PM (e+1S5)



I assume you're referring to me?

Posted by: Vendette, formerly I lurk, therefore I am at August 30, 2014 05:25 PM (FHrsI)

136 I missed it. Why must I fuck myself DC?

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:25 PM (zOTsN)

137 re: Donut Burgers
Make them all the time. 
Make a burger, 3-4 good strips of bacon (nice and crispy), cheddar cheese and the trick to the donut bun is this...
One glazed donut it fine. Cut it in half (like you would a bagel). Toast the inside section on the grill, and this now becomes the outside part you hold while eating the burger, and the sticky glazed part stays off the fingers.
So good. Not overly sweet by a long shot.

Posted by: mmmmm, donut burgers at August 30, 2014 05:26 PM (IMFLi)

138 >>>I assume you're referring to me? You'll always be lurk to me

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:26 PM (e+1S5)

139 I recall those in my collage days who used to make pot brownies. They were never very good and didn't give you a very good buzz either. I suppose people thought it was a good idea to put the pot and something to munch on all in one package, but I thought that was way too much trouble. A doobie, beer and a bag of Doritos - keep it simple, was my motto.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:26 PM (+XMAD)

140 oh,

and The Barkey is the spazz who made the team in HS but never played, just warmed the bench and drank all the water bottles while the players ran up and down the court/field.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 10:23 PM (R992u)



and then ran around saying "I" scored the touch down, and "I" beat the other team, and "I" threw the winning pass, etc, etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 05:26 PM (FMbng)

141 On Wisconsin!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:26 PM (v6uvG)

142 You can all go fuck yourselves. Except lurk. She's cool. The rest of you can suck it.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:24 PM (e+1S5)




Hey, I'm not judging you and your gay vodka.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:26 PM (6fyGz)

143 135 You can all go fuck yourselves. Except lurk. She's cool. The rest of you can suck it. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:24 PM (e+1S5) Bitch booze makes you bitchy, my friend. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:27 PM (GEICT)

144 135 You can all go fuck yourselves. -------- Can I outsource it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:27 PM (QBm1P)

145 I'm not hating on any vodka. I am no vodka bigot. I think all vodkas are worthy. I seek vodka justice.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:27 PM (zOTsN)

146 "It's like when they re-commissioned the Iowa class battleships. They had to hire aged old sailors to train the new crews. Men in their 60s and 70s, set to sea once more, in order to train young seamen and NCOs in the arts of firing-off the boilers and otherwise tending to technology from an earlier age. " What's funny is GGE is watching Battleship and something very similar happens in the film. Fun movie.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 30, 2014 05:27 PM (M3QlJ)

147 Has anyone seen my war strategy? No, because you were under the desk sucking your thumb.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2014 05:28 PM (FcR7P)

148 " I missed it. Why must I fuck myself DC?"

Me to.
WTFuque?

Posted by: Village Idiot's apprentice at August 30, 2014 05:29 PM (IOKzp)

149 Bitch booze makes you bitchy, my friend.

Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 10:27 PM (GEICT)



*Types*


*Deletes*


*Types*


*Deletes*

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 05:29 PM (FHrsI)

150 >>>I'm not hating on any vodka. I am no vodka bigot. I think all vodkas are worthy. I seek vodka justice. Preach it, sister. NO SOBER, NO SOMETHING SOMETHING

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:29 PM (e+1S5)

151 What's funny is GGE is watching Battleship and something very similar happens in the film. Fun movie.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 30, 2014 10:27 PM (M3QlJ)



That scene was the greatest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 05:29 PM (FMbng)

152 What pathetic excuse do you offer for your wretched state? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 10:21 PM (6fyGz) Very poor planning on my part, I agree. *Hangs head* But at least I have beer! Hopothesis Farmhouse Ale, which is pretty good, although quite hoppy.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:30 PM (+XMAD)

153 Wife brought some blueberry vodka home last week.  Yeah, it's tasty, but if hangovers were an olympic sport that shit would win the gold.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 05:30 PM (3W1WP)

154 Beware the warning signs of testosterone deficiency: Lethargy Leg tingling Buying Carmen Miranda records Drinking Glazed donut vodka

Posted by: Marcus Welby, MD at August 30, 2014 05:30 PM (qyomX)

155 No vodka No piece No vodka No piece

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

156 131 oh, and The Barkey is the spazz who made the team in HS but never played, just warmed the bench and drank all the water bottles while the players ran up and down the court/field. Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 10:23 PM (R992u) --That's not even a metaphor. Barky scored just two points as a scrub on his *Hawaii* state championship basketball team in the title game.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:30 PM (v6uvG)

157 Damn. 5 incher to the head, that's one way to take out an armored alien asshole.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:31 PM (6fyGz)

158 Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 10:22 PM (0zVEV)

Figures. That's why I DYI and rebuild. I figure if the SHTF, I've got enough supplies to keep me going for a couple years. The FDA can kiss my fat, white ass.

Posted by: Smaulz at August 30, 2014 05:31 PM (AbcTu)

159 >>>Me to. WTFuque? You are special. You can fuck yourself because apparently you own all the .22 in the world. Found one box today, priced at $17 for a box of 50. No thanks, I can shoot .40 cheaper.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:31 PM (e+1S5)

160 Bet that would have played hell on the end of that barrel though, with the target so close.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:31 PM (6fyGz)

161 Oh, and THC laced e-juice is now being sold in Colorado ... that was probably inevitable ... Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 10:27 PM (0zVEV) ***** A buddy of mine (really!) Has been on this for about 3 years. He brings that shit through airports Internationally, and has heard not a peep. It goes in his carry on.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:31 PM (ojnk6)

162 Hello.  Late as usual.  Been doing work shit.  Goddamit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:32 PM (M2e56)

163 TD run Jameis!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:32 PM (v6uvG)

164 158 What's funny is GGE is watching Battleship and something very similar happens in the film. Fun movie. Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 30, 2014 10:27 PM (M3QlJ) That scene was the greatest. I watch it on YouTube sometimes when I need a laugh. Best use of Thunderstruck ever.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 30, 2014 05:32 PM (M3QlJ)

165 Let's take an educated guess and say that Al Gore will not comment on this failed prediction: http://tinyurl.com/nvpb2pl

Posted by: Thrawn at August 30, 2014 05:33 PM (B6dG9)

166 "No vodka


No piece"



Gots to have the vodka.  Gots to.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:33 PM (M2e56)

167 >>>No vodka No piece ISWYDT.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:33 PM (e+1S5)

168 My boyfriend emailed me a link to a Brigette Gabriel video on You Tube. She's excellent. She's a Lebanese Christian that was rescued by Israelis. She gives talks about the dangers of Islam.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2014 05:33 PM (Lqy/e)

169 --That's not even a metaphor. Barky scored just two points as a scrub on his *Hawaii* state championship basketball team in the title game. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 10:30 PM (v6uvG) well after seeing the vid where he shot 19 bricks out of 22 or so from the top of the key, did he get a lay-up?

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 05:33 PM (R992u)

170 But at least I have beer! Hopothesis Farmhouse Ale, which is pretty good, although quite hoppy.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 10:30 PM (+XMAD)




Love hoppy beer, I'm a fan of the IPA's. Widmer Brothers are geniuses. My favorite so far can only be had in Boston, though, which is the only reason I can think of for keeping it...Demons Hopyard.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:34 PM (6fyGz)

171 So, what the fuck is the topic "du mere" tonight?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:34 PM (M2e56)

172 Damn. Now I'm hungry for a bacon-topped doughnut.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 30, 2014 05:34 PM (eRAox)

173 So, what the fuck is the topic "du mere" tonight?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 10:34 PM (M2e56)



Right now, donut-flavored vodka.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 05:34 PM (FHrsI)

174 168 A buddy of mine (really!) Has been on this for about 3 years. He brings that shit through airports Internationally, and has heard not a peep. It goes in his carry on. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 10:31 PM (ojnk6) Bet that works really well, until it doesn't. At the baggage carousels in the Singapore airport, there are helpful signs about how they have the death penalty for drug offenses.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:35 PM (qyomX)

175 She's a Lebanese Christian that was rescued by Israelis.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2014 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)

Dated a lebanese once. Well, she wasn't while we were dating, but I should have known. The butch haircut gave it away.

Posted by: Smaulz at August 30, 2014 05:35 PM (AbcTu)

176 My boyfriend emailed me a link to a Brigette Gabriel video on You Tube. She's excellent. She's a Lebanese Christian that was rescued by Israelis. She gives talks about the dangers of Islam. Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2014 10:33 PM (Lqy/e) she=bad. Can you believe she thinks I should not sex up my goat? what are goats for??

Posted by: Kaleed Waleed at August 30, 2014 05:35 PM (R992u)

177 Found one box today, priced at $17 for a box of 50. No thanks, I can shoot .40 cheaper.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:31 PM (e+1S5)




No shit. I can reload God's Own Caliber for that. Whoda thunk that .22 LR would be the hard-to-get ammo?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:35 PM (6fyGz)

178 "Me to.
WTFuque?"


He get's sassy.  Pay never no mind.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:35 PM (M2e56)

179 >>>So, what the fuck is the topic "du mere" tonight? My ball bag is getting bashed because donut vodka.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:36 PM (e+1S5)

180 well after seeing the vid where he shot 19 bricks out of 22 or so from the top of the key, did he get a lay-up? Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 10:33 PM (R992u) --I have no idea, but Sarah Palin was a starting pint guard for her championship team. And Alaska is surprisingly bigger on basketball than many think, certainly more a hotbed than Hawaii.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:36 PM (v6uvG)

181 149 135 You can all go fuck yourselves. Back in the day, I worked in a law firm with a woman who finally lost it one day. I don't know what made her snap, but I vividly remember her standing in front of the elevator bank in her '80's power suit screaming at the top of her lungs at a group of red-suspendered DC attorneys: "FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!" She stormed out and didn't come back. I was torn between being genuinely worried about her well-being and mental health and being, frankly, envious. Who hasn't dreamt of doing that? The fact that she yelled it at a bunch of douchebag lawyers made it even better.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:37 PM (+XMAD)

182 what are goats for??

Posted by: Kaleed Waleed at August 30, 2014 10:35 PM (R992u)




Target practice and bait.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:37 PM (6fyGz)

183 Boy, am I in the Ogabe doghouse. I accidentally Tweeted our war strategy, which is basically to Tweet some more. FML. 

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 30, 2014 05:37 PM (Dwehj)

184 Let's take an educated guess and say that Al Gore will not comment on this failed prediction: http://tinyurl.com/nvpb2pl Posted by: Thrawn at August 30, 2014 10:33 PM (B6dG9) ******* As he has refused to debate any true Scientist that disagrees with him, he may get fucked with a flaming barb wire wrapped pineapple sideways. Chickenshit opportunistic POS.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:37 PM (ojnk6)

185 181 So, what the fuck is the topic "du mere" tonight? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 10:34 PM (M2e56) Right now, donut-flavored vodka. Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 10:34 PM (FHrsI) Did someone say topic du merde?

Posted by: Baraka at August 30, 2014 05:37 PM (v6uvG)

186 Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 10:34 PM (0zVEV)

My only concern is when they start restricting the shipment of nicotine. Everything else is macgyver-able.

Posted by: Smaulz at August 30, 2014 05:38 PM (AbcTu)

187 Moron toaster story to follow: So last night, I parked in the garage as normal and came into the kitchen with assorted bags to unload. While unloading them, I heard what can only be described as "very large insect" sounds, which are unusual in my neck of the woods. I tracked them down to find a full-size cicada hiding under a frying pan on the range. Perhaps it came in with the car. I was able to collect it in a jar and toss it outside, only to have it fly directly back into the kitchen, where it circled for a while until crash-landing. Into the toaster. To be continued...

Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2014 05:38 PM (JybVy)

188 My ball bag is getting bashed because donut vodka.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:36 PM (e+1S5)




And he has the temerity...the gall...the balls, as it were, to wonder why...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:39 PM (6fyGz)

189 >>>Whoda thunk that .22 LR would be the hard-to-get ammo? Right? I'm up to my eyeballs in 5.56, can't find any .22 to give the walther some love. And to think I didn't buy a few bricks a few years ago because it was overpriced at $.05 per round. I was gonna buy myself an AR in .22, but when it's cheaper to shoot the real deal, why bother?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:40 PM (e+1S5)

190 Once the cicada is done fucking the toaster, offer it a donut flavored vodka and some Lucky Charms.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:40 PM (zOTsN)

191 And he has the temerity...the gall...the balls, as it were, to wonder why... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 10:39 PM (6fyGz) He knows why. He's just trying to deflect from what is actually going on. He drank all his booze, forgot to reload and is now drinking his wife's booze.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:40 PM (GEICT)

192 "You are special. You can fuck yourself because apparently you own all the .22 in the world."

Not ALL!

Yet.

But we discussed it the other day.

If TSHTF, everybody heads here with a gym bag.
Secret handshake for the guys.
Boob flash for the 'ettes.

Everyone goes home with stuff.

AtC needs to do something with a trampoline, jumping jacks,and a step stool.
But other then that, we good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's apprentice at August 30, 2014 05:40 PM (IOKzp)

193 Gore, Kerry, all of those idiots that thought the ice cap would be gone by now will suffer no consequences for their mistaken predictions. That's what pisses me off.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2014 05:41 PM (JdEZJ)

194 3rd quarter not even over and FSU is out of time-outs.

Posted by: Baraka at August 30, 2014 05:42 PM (v6uvG)

195 195 Piercello, I understand toasted cicada is a delicacy in Peruvia.

Posted by: Mindy at August 30, 2014 05:42 PM (Df3tx)

196 Once the cicada is done fucking the toaster, offer it a donut flavored vodka and some Lucky Charms.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 10:40 PM (zOTsN)




Congratulations, you have won one (1) Internetz. Please report to the cash cage to claim your prize.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:42 PM (6fyGz)

197 Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2014 10:38 PM (JybVy) That's another reason why the morons should refrain from toaster fucking. There might be a cicada in there, you never know what the hell sort of thing might fly into your toaster.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:42 PM (+XMAD)

198 /JEF sock

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:43 PM (v6uvG)

199 Congratulations, you have won one (1) Internetz. Please report to the cash cage to claim your prize. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 10:42 PM (6fyGz) ***** Agreed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:43 PM (ojnk6)

200 So Oral-B is sponsoring a NASCAR race? Wrong target market, guys.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:43 PM (v6uvG)

201 204 Once the cicada is done fucking the toaster, offer it a donut flavored vodka and some Lucky Charms. Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 10:40 PM (zOTsN) No Kaboom?

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:43 PM (+XMAD)

202 What do you do with a real live cicada clinging to the wires inside your toaster? Do you shake it out? Or just turn it on and watch sizzling explosions? After much deliberation, I took the toaster outside, where I eventually succeeded in poking the cicada loose with a stick. But it was _almost_ worth the chance to buy another toaster. What say you all? What the treefrog was doing in the kitchen this morning I have no idea. Perhaps they are after me.

Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2014 05:44 PM (JybVy)

203 "Did someone say topic du merde?"


I was just making up my French but it sounded good, didn't it.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:44 PM (M2e56)

204 When I was about 18 I got violently drunk on vodka and orange juice while on St Catharines Black Hawks supporters road trip to Oshawa. I came between the second and third periods in the medical room in the Oshawa arena. Ever since I've been vodka agnostic - doesn't matter what kind- glazed donut, bacon, regular, whatever. I can't look vodka in the face.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2014 05:44 PM (0oN6k)

205 No Kaboom?

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 10:43 PM (+XMAD)



That's what the cicada gets if Piercello decides to run the toaster.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 05:45 PM (FHrsI)

206 At the baggage carousels in the Singapore airport, there are helpful signs about how they have the death penalty for drug offenses. ----------------- Okay..., now that there is a buzzkill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 05:46 PM (/GgDU)

207 Vodka donut?


Hmmm......




Hmmm......



Sounds aweful at first, but, but.........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:46 PM (M2e56)

208 Kaboom indeed! Flaming cicada rockets may or may not have been worth the scorch marks and the smell. Someone should try it and report back.

Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2014 05:46 PM (JybVy)

209 >>>He drank all his booze unpossible.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:46 PM (e+1S5)

210 Maybe that's tonight's topic -- What was your most stomach-churning, gut-wrenching drunk? Where did you wake up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:46 PM (QBm1P)

211 Maybe that's tonight's topic -- What was your most stomach-churning, gut-wrenching drunk? Where did you wake up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:46 PM (QBm1P)

212 I can't look vodka in the face. Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2014 10:44 PM (0oN6k) I've felt that way about gin ever since I had a very bad encounter with G and T's on my 22nd birthday.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (+XMAD)

213 "At the baggage carousels in the Singapore airport, there are helpful signs about how they have the death penalty for drug offenses."


Don't your ass fuck around in Singapore. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (M2e56)

214 I can report to the horde that a bacon wrapped bratwurst, baked until crispy, served on a toasted roll with horseradish mustard is fan-fucking-tastic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (3W1WP)

215 My boyfriend emailed me a link to a Brigette Gabriel video on You Tube. She's excellent. She's a Lebanese Christian that was rescued by Israelis. She gives talks about the dangers of Islam.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2014 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)



I see her on fox news here and there. Usually if I'm channel surfing I'll stop and listen if I see her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (FMbng)

216 212 When I was about 18 I got violently drunk on vodka and orange juice while on St Catharines Black Hawks supporters road trip to Oshawa. I came between the second and third periods in the medical room in the Oshawa arena. Ever since I've been vodka agnostic - doesn't matter what kind- glazed donut, bacon, regular, whatever. I can't look vodka in the face. Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2014 10:44 PM (0oN6k) --Pretty true with lots of us with devastating experiences with a particular libation. Mad Dog did it to me in college.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (v6uvG)

217 Everybody enjoying their Wine Coolers as much as me?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (jucos)

218 Even if you get the cicada out of your toaster, you still get cicada shit on your toast

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (zOTsN)

219 Double post! Or just double vision? Damn you donut vodka!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:47 PM (QBm1P)

220 Don't believe the YS Caldera disinfo....it's a bomb.....I *have* to believe...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (/4AZU)

221 From the Headlines at Hot Air: Spengler - "The trouble is that Obama does have a strategy" "Obama's "we-don't-have-a-strategy" gaffe was so egregious as to distract attention from the fact that he does indeed have a strategy, which has blown up in his face. His strategy is accommodation with Iran at all costs." I think Spengler is partly correct: Teh JEF will accommodate Iran at all costs, and ISIS recruits from the displaced (mostly) Syrian refugees. However, I do not think the millions of refugees were planned or expected by Teh JEF; most likely, the numbers crept up on him ... and, if certain other observers are to be believed, ISIS has a LOT of trained soldiers; I suspect Chechens, Uzbeks, some Baathists. These are not likely to be things Teh JEF expected. I think the "we-don't-have-a-strategy" gaffe was not a gaffe at all. I think Teh JEF expected, and might still expect, to have everyone find his comment, and the fact that he has no strategy, completely acceptable. Teh JEF will trump all ... he can do everyone else's job better than they can, even though he has no accomplishments or completed tasks; he is, after all, Teh Won.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (FlRtG)

222 unpossible. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:46 PM (e+1S5) So you're drinking a pastry by choice? ...................

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (GEICT)

223 I can't look vodka in the face.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2014 10:44 PM (0oN6k)




Jaegermeister, Naples Italy, November 10 1989. I remember the fifth 1 liter bottle being purchased, they tell me there were a few more after that. Can't even stand the smell of black licorice now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (6fyGz)

224 >>>I came between the second and third periods in the medical room in the Oshawa arena. ???

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (e+1S5)

225 212 When I was about 18 I got violently drunk on vodka and orange juice while on St Catharines Black Hawks supporters road trip to Oshawa.(edit) I can't look vodka in the face. Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2014 10:44 PM (0oN6k) A lot of people have stories like that. Mine involves (shudder) Green Chartreuse, which, it turns out, mixes with pineapple juice in such a way that it tastes like something low-alcohol but definitely isn't. I may never drink Green Chartreuse again. But I never heard a story like that with vodka. Isn't it the ur-alcohol? Gin = vodka+herbs, Whiskey = vodka + barrel, Jager = vodka + Dr. Pepper syrup, and so on? Wouldn't you hate all liquor if you couldn't stand vodka?

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (qyomX)

226 Gore, Kerry, all of those idiots that thought the ice cap would be gone by now will suffer no consequences for their mistaken predictions. --------------- Worse..., once that shit is palnted in LIV/Left/Prog/Liberal brains, it can never be exorcised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 05:48 PM (/GgDU)

227 222 I can report to the horde that a bacon wrapped bratwurst, baked until crispy, served on a toasted roll with horseradish mustard is fan-fucking-tastic. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 10:47 PM (3W1WP) Yum. Must give this a try.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:49 PM (+XMAD)

228 "I have no idea, but Sarah Palin was a starting pint guard for her championship team."

So she and I have something in common.

Set a pint in front of me and I'll guard it like a junkyard dog.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2014 05:49 PM (noWW6)

229 235 'planted'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 05:49 PM (/GgDU)

230 Southern comfort I threw up so violently I burst blood vessels in my eyes. The whites of my eyes were speckled red

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:49 PM (zOTsN)

231 How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it happened anyshere else, it would have been called a "Teethbrush". *Drops mic*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:50 PM (ojnk6)

232 "Everybody enjoying their Wine Coolers as much as me?"


Ahem. 




Wine coolers.........?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:50 PM (M2e56)

233 I find it funny that this chart assumes that the Russians haven't cheated.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 30, 2014 05:50 PM (A1Dcl)

234 Maybe that's tonight's topic -- What was your most stomach-churning, gut-wrenching drunk? Where did you wake up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:46 PM (QBm1P)




Darlin', I was a sailor for 20 years. There isn't a "most" but there are a few.



Strangest place I ever woke up though was on the beach in Mallorca Spain with a Daiquiri Palace sweatshirt that I don't remember acquiring.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:51 PM (6fyGz)

235 --Pretty true with lots of us with devastating experiences with a particular libation. Mad Dog did it to me in college.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 10:47 PM (v6uvG)



Blackberry brandy for me when I was 16. I think that single experience kept me from ever developing a serious taste for alcohol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 05:51 PM (FMbng)

236 222 I can report to the horde that a bacon wrapped bratwurst, baked until crispy, served on a toasted roll with horseradish mustard is fan-fucking-tastic. Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 10:47 PM (3W1WP) Sounds wonderful. Wish I had one right now, and I already ate.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:51 PM (qyomX)

237 Old Bushmill's. Found myself at the foot of a ravine, scratched and bleeding...., and had to claw my way out. Still have scars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 05:51 PM (/GgDU)

238 " that the Russians haven't cheated."

Assume that they have.  The fucking vodka and all. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:51 PM (M2e56)

239 This week's Caturday PhotoShop:

Ha, just kidding.  You ungrateful SOBs don't get a Caturday PhotoShop.

Posted by: Null at August 30, 2014 05:52 PM (xjpRj)

240 >>>So you're drinking a pastry by choice? Ok, tough guy. What are you drinking? Donut vodka too sweet, I switched back to beer.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 05:52 PM (e+1S5)

241 Oh gawd Southern Comfort makes me want to hurl just thinking about it. That was a bad night.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2014 05:52 PM (JdEZJ)

242 Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2014 10:38 PM (JybVy)


Last night I was in my garage when I heard a disturbingly loud insect sound rattling around. It may have been a cicada. I didn't want to stay around long enough to find out.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 05:53 PM (Om9Yh)

243 Wow, I didn't know James Gandolfini had one more movie in the can.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:53 PM (v6uvG)

244 Ok, tough guy. What are you drinking? Donut vodka too sweet, I switched back to beer. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:52 PM (e+1S5) Not really drinking tonight. Up early for church tomorrow. Finished off the Fireball.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 05:53 PM (GEICT)

245 Vodka never made me sick.The only liquor that ever got me sick was Sambuca.Some guys insisted on Sambuca shots around closing time .

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2014 05:53 PM (zqvg6)

246 Worst drunk was probably doing Everclear shots.  It was a challenge between us under-agers and don't even know now how we came about it. 

Fuck me. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:54 PM (M2e56)

247 151. I was so drunk I fell into a ditch with barbed wire. Thrashed around and got tangled up. Told my buddies to just leave me there and come back in the morning (I felt toasty warm). They finally got me extricated and I toddled back to the barracks. It took me three days to escape the hangover. To this day I get ill if I catch a whiff of that stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:54 PM (QBm1P)

248 BRB, need more ice.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:54 PM (6fyGz)

249 DC don't let them vodka shame you If I see or smell southern comfort I want to gag

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

250 232 >>>I came between the second and third periods in the medical room in the Oshawa arena. ??? Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:48 PM (e+1S5) Permit me to make myself perfectly clear. I didn't come in the said medical room, although it was certainly messy there. I came to. I became conscious.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2014 05:54 PM (AkoL+)

251 I'm betting that liquor with sugar in it is going to be in a lot of the "worse liquor experience ever" stories. I didn't even like hearing the term "blackberry brandy". I managed with it in my youth, but I just know it would produce the mother of all hangovers now.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:54 PM (qyomX)

252 252 Last night I was in my garage when I heard a disturbingly loud insect sound rattling around. It may have been a cicada. I didn't want to stay around long enough to find out Put a toaster out there and see what happens.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 05:55 PM (qyomX)

253 There goes that Cowboys QB again.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 05:56 PM (v6uvG)

254 Good evening, Horde. Has a photoshop for my new sock pattern today. Awesome. Mother-in-law (biological) arrived from Florida to stay with Little while Dave and I go to Mexico. Her old phone was dying so Dave bought me a new one and we are giving her my old iPhone. If I can ever get the damned thing to transfer everything, that is.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at August 30, 2014 05:56 PM (9422s)

255 Photo shoot.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at August 30, 2014 05:56 PM (9422s)

256 I threw up so violently I burst blood vessels in my eyes. The whites of my eyes were speckled red Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 10:49 PM (zOTsN) My high school boyfriend had the same thing happen with Jagermeister (which always disgusted me too much to drink it). He got sick in his car. In Wisconsin. In February. He had to scrape frozen puke out of his car the next day. He married a woman he met in college, had 5 kids with her and ended up as the program director of a Christian radio station in another state. That was not the future any of us would have predicted for him back in his heavy metal, Jager shot days.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 05:56 PM (+XMAD)

257 Strangest place I ever woke up though was on the beach in Mallorca Spain with a Daiquiri Palace sweatshirt that I don't remember acquiring. Posted by: GGE --------------------- Cemetery, in Toronto Canada. Last thing I remember was the bar at the Brunswick Hotel. Still had my liver and both kidneys though. I note this review from TripAdvisor: Most recent review "Worst bar ever!!!!" - May 13, 2014

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 05:56 PM (/GgDU)

258 So, yes or no on vodka donuts?


We need to make a decision. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:57 PM (M2e56)

259 What's the price? Three quarters twice!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:57 PM (QBm1P)

260 256 Worst drunk was probably doing Everclear shots. It was a challenge between us under-agers and don't even know now how we came about it. Fuck me. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 10:54 PM (M2e56) You're lucky to be alive. My worst experience was with Captain Morgan. I don't know how I drank that much and lived. I couldn't even stand the smell of it for years after that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2014 05:58 PM (mx5oN)

261 To this day I get ill if I catch a whiff of that stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:54 PM (QBm1P)



Same asshole who fed me jaeger that night came and dragged me out again the next day. I was puking up a thick yellow goo cause there was absolutely nothing else in my stomach, I was so sick my hair hurt. Riding that Boston Whaler back to the beach was pure hell...and I sat right across from him and glared at him the whole time as he laughed. Bastard.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 05:58 PM (6fyGz)

262 First time I ever got drunk I was 16 and working at the Caravan Serai, an Afghan/Middle Eastern Restaraunt, as a cook. Persian New Year and the wine was flowing. Having never had liquor before I was not sure how it worked until too late. I was drunk for about a day and a half. As soon as I drank water I was drunk all over again. Never could drink wine after that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 30, 2014 05:58 PM (jucos)

263 "Last night I was in my garage when I heard a disturbingly loud insect sound rattling around. It may have been a cicada. I didn't want to stay around long enough to find out"


Nothing wrong with a cicada.  They are a little big and clumsy but harmless as can be. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 05:58 PM (M2e56)

264 Friend of mine just left me a quart of peach cobbler moonshine. Little heavy on the cinnamon but good.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 30, 2014 05:58 PM (8kuzB)

265 So, yes or no on vodka donuts? We need to make a decision. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 10:57 PM (M2e56) ****** Vodka donuts good. Donut Vodka, bad.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 05:59 PM (ojnk6)

266 Cicadas and toasters. Like peanut butter and chocolate. And southern comfort

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 05:59 PM (zOTsN)

267 269 So, yes or no on vodka donuts? We need to make a decision. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 10:57 PM (M2e56) ---- A hearty yes! Soak 'em in Vodka and fry 'em up. Serve with more vodka.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 05:59 PM (QBm1P)

268 The world needs to know:  "All estimates are approximate..."

I shall rest easy with this knowledge.

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2014 05:59 PM (C0dQz)

269 Regarding the cicada episode. Something tells me when that bugger starts wailing out his mating call at 4 in the morning you'll wish you fired his a$$ up in that toaster.

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 06:00 PM (XYKz+)

270 242 I find it funny that this chart assumes that the Russians haven't cheated. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 30, 2014 10:50 PM (A1Dcl) You mean the bacon chart? If they have an edge on us when it comes to bacon, I'll be seriously pissed.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 06:00 PM (+XMAD)

271 262 "What's the word? Thunderbird!" Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 10:55 PM (0zVEV) What's the price? Thirty twice!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2014 06:00 PM (mx5oN)

272 Put a toaster out there and see what happens.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 10:55 PM (qyomX)



WTF is putting a toaster out there going to do?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 06:00 PM (Om9Yh)

273 Yeah..., I had a bad Jagermeister experience in Wisconsin too. Stayed up until 2:00 a.m. swilling the stuff in a local bar at Elkhart Lake. Was on the track the next morning a 8:30...., trying to decide whether I should brake hard for the next turn. or just throw up in my helmet and die quickly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 06:00 PM (/GgDU)

274 "You're lucky to be alive."

You ain't a shittin'.  Our saving grace was that we had been drinking beer beforehand and had a buzz going.   Limited our Everclear take but fuck all mighty it still hurt. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:01 PM (M2e56)

275 I'm a free agent now!

Posted by: Michael S. at August 30, 2014 06:01 PM (v6uvG)

276 131 oh, and The Barkey is the spazz who made the team in HS but never played, just warmed the bench and drank all the water bottles while the players ran up and down the court/field. Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 10:23 PM (R992u) He would have been the star of the team if the coach had played "black" basketball instead of "white" basketball. Funny, in all my years of playing in high school, we only played basketball, and I played for both a white coach and a black coach.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper searching for some bacons at August 30, 2014 06:01 PM (+Fae7)

277 WTF is putting a toaster out there going to do?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 11:00 PM (Om9Yh) 




See #195 and related posts thereafter.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 06:02 PM (FHrsI)

278 >>>Worst drunk was probably doing Everclear shots. Stop! Story time! MD State Fair, 2000. Walked over with my girlfriend and a few others for the Lynyrd Skynyrd show. My gf made out with another girl in our group. A few minutes later, I did too. Somehow, I cheated on her, and I'm a bad person. So, she storms out. Some huge redneck hands me a bottle, says "hey, buddy, this'll help" So I tilt the bottle back and drink four or five shots worth. Redneck says "shit, son, that 'shine" After that, things get a bit hazy, but I'm told I knocked out a rent-a-cop with one punch and outran the real cop.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:02 PM (e+1S5)

279 Somebody give the recently released mr sam a donut vodka, on dc

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

280 "A hearty yes!"

*Objections.  None*


Motion passes. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:03 PM (M2e56)

281 I've gotten plenty sick on multiple boozes. I couldn't touch Capt Morgan for years. I'm good with it now. The wife was once out of town and I decided to see how many Jaeger shots I could do. Very very ill. 16, btw. But there's nothing that really turns my stomach at this point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:03 PM (GEICT)

282 trying to decide whether I should brake hard for the next turn. or just throw up in my helmet and die quickly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 11:00 PM (/GgDU)




Seeings how you're still posting, I'd say you chose poorly...at the time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:03 PM (6fyGz)

283 WTF happened to FSU's OL?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:03 PM (v6uvG)

284 Nothing wrong with a cicada. They are a little big and clumsy but harmless as can be. Posted by: Ricardo ------------------ Then..., there is me: http://tinyurl.com/q8299g4

Posted by: Cicada Killer at August 30, 2014 06:04 PM (/GgDU)

285 Yeah..., I had a bad Jagermeister experience in Wisconsin too. Stayed up until 2:00 a.m. swilling the stuff in a local bar at Elkhart Lake. Was on the track the next morning a 8:30...., trying to decide whether I should brake hard for the next turn. or just throw up in my helmet and die quickly. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 11:00 PM (/GgDU) ***** Wow, I hung at bars in Elkhart Lake because 1. Grandma had a house there with out boats. And 2. I grew up in IL, at a time when the age was 18 there, and 21 in IL. Spent several summers on Lauderdale Lakes, and used to ski with the AquaNuts.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 06:04 PM (ojnk6)

286 Or capture one of the elusive toaster porkers...

Just never use a Talky Toaster.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 06:04 PM (whKdw)

287 "Stop! Story time!"


What kind of fcuking circus is your life?  For real, yo.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (M2e56)

288 After that, things get a bit hazy, but I'm told I knocked out a rent-a-cop with one punch and outran the real cop.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:02 PM (e+1S5)




so...shine gives you wings?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (6fyGz)

289

Maybe that's tonight's topic -- What was your most stomach-churning, gut-wrenching drunk? Where did you wake up?

 

 

Woke up in the back of my pickup truck - in my parent's driveway (friends left me there, so I didn't drive at least)

 

1, or maybe more,  too many Cherry MotherFuckers

    A mix of one shot of each:

   151 rum

   Cherry Brandy

 

 

 

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (eEBON)

290 "Last night I was in my garage when I heard a disturbingly loud insect sound rattling around. It may have been a cicada. I didn't want to stay around long enough to find out"

It couldn't have been me. My species are always quite silent.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (noWW6)

291 WTF happened to FSU's OL? Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 11:03 PM (v6uvG) ******* I'm a better OL than him

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (jucos)

292 Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2014 10:41 PM (JdEZJ)

Wait until they make the full segue to Anthropomorphic Global Cooling without missing a beat, the media conveniently covers for them, and we still get carbon taxes and get to freeze on the dark!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (o3MSL)

293 OK now I get it. Duh.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (Om9Yh)

294 219 Maybe that's tonight's topic -- What was your most stomach-churning, gut-wrenching drunk? Where did you wake up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:46 PM (QBm1P)


I am horribly allergic to gin.  One martini, one gimlet, and I am face into the garbage can the next morning with dry-heaves to cause nosebleeds.  Double-plus un-fun.  Followed by the shakes.

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 06:05 PM (t//F+)

295 Seeings how you're still posting, I'd say you chose poorly...at the time. Posted by: GGE -------------------------- The instinct for survival won out. For better or worse.

Posted by: Cicada Killer at August 30, 2014 06:06 PM (/GgDU)

296 Wow DC, great story! Even greater country song: cheatin' girl, outrunnin' Johnny Law, moonshine, Skynnard...it has it all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:06 PM (QBm1P)

297 A mix of one shot of each: 151 rum Cherry Brandy Good God, I nearly heaved just reading that.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 06:06 PM (+XMAD)

298 "Then..., there is me:
http://tinyurl.com/q8299g4"



Mother.  Fucker.


You got that wasp's address?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:06 PM (M2e56)

299 Five to one!

Posted by: Y-not watching soccer at August 30, 2014 06:06 PM (6K6dQ)

300 308 219 Maybe that's tonight's topic -- What was your most stomach-churning, gut-wrenching drunk? Where did you wake up? Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 10:46 PM (QBm1P) I am horribly allergic to gin. One martini, one gimlet, and I am face into the garbage can the next morning with dry-heaves to cause nosebleeds. Double-plus un-fun. Followed by the shakes. Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 11:05 PM (t//F+) I'm not allergic to gin, but I think it's nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2014 06:07 PM (mx5oN)

301 Man that little destroyer...or cruiser, or whateverthefuckitis...is really giving it hell...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:07 PM (6fyGz)

302 #292, Livin' the AoSHQ lifestyle before the horde even existed!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 30, 2014 06:07 PM (A1Dcl)

303 Apparently there IS scoring in soccer.

Posted by: Y-not watching soccer at August 30, 2014 06:07 PM (6K6dQ)

304 Wow. Read this, at Instapundit, comparing the situation today to one year ago: http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/194199/ Fundamental transformation, indeed.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2014 06:08 PM (sdi6R)

305 313 Five to one! Posted by: Y-not watching soccer That's a massive blowout.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 06:08 PM (+XMAD)

306 >>>so...shine gives you wings? Apparently. My buddy said it was, and I quote, "the most perfect right cross in history". I wish I remembered throwing it.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:08 PM (e+1S5)

307 But there's nothing that really turns my stomach at this point. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:03 PM (GEICT) ---- Except breakfast vodkas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:08 PM (QBm1P)

308 26 Still trying to get one more player for the league logprof. Posted by: CDR M at August 30, 2014 09:58 PM (93D1V) Ah fuck it. If you need someone still I'll do it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2014 06:09 PM (JBEAz)

309 I split a fifth of cognac with some dude I just met in a FL bar a month after I moved there in 1976. I woke up in Broward County Jail facing 15 years for trying to cash a check at 7-11 then just robbing the guy...not good lol

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 06:09 PM (XYKz+)

310 Except breakfast vodkas. Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 11:08 PM (QBm1P) It doesn't turn my stomach, it's just....I mean, why?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:09 PM (GEICT)

311
Wait until they make the full segue to Anthropomorphic Global Cooling without missing a beat, the media conveniently covers for them, and we still get carbon taxes and get to freeze on the dark!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 11:05 PM (o3MSL)




So...back to the 70's?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (6fyGz)

312 "http://bit.ly/Y2qiVS"

That is a nice one.  Fuck him up too if I get the chance.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (M2e56)

313 Cheap Red Wine does not mix well with Daquiri Ice Cream and Backlava

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (jucos)

314 "Friend of mine just left me a quart of peach cobbler moonshine."

I am happy to drink ultra high octane homemade moonshine, but I prefer to know who ran the still. There are to this day cases of backwoods bootleggers who have allowed their batches to be heavily contaminated with lead.

As for flavored moonshine, beyond a certain proof it gets awfully hard to taste much of anything.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (noWW6)

315 : Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 11:00 PM (/GgDU) ****** If the family last name of Borowski rings a bell and makes you laugh, we may have some things to talk about offline.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (ojnk6)

316 BC. I'm naked, rested and ready! Come here big boy, and bring the vodka. Kitty likes to scratch!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas. at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

317 ... and to correct Spengler: "His (Teh JEF's) strategy is accommodation with Iran everyone at all costs." Teh JEF is dealing with Vlad The Beater of Ass (and almost everyone else that he cannot control) by drawing Red Lines, threatening to issue sternly-worded letters, and then making flaccid-by-Jimmuh-Carter-standards statements about how ... it didn't really happen that way ... or something. He deals tough with the Republicans, because he controls them; he does this by ignoring US law and custom, while insisting that the Republicans (and all other Americans) obey the law, to the letter. Teh JEF wields the most power(by magnitude, not relative to other citizens) ever wielded by one man, ever, and yet is an utter wimp.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (FlRtG)

318 Worst booze ever? Pepe Lopez tequila. Every time we drank it in college, a visit to the emergency room was in the cards. To this day, the smell of tequila makes me sick. And yes, literally every time we did a night of shots, we took someone to the emergency room for a broken bone or stitches. Every. Time.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper says "no" to Pepe Lopez at August 30, 2014 06:10 PM (+Fae7)

319 ".I mean, why?"

Maybe a man, or woman, needs to cope.  And it get's them through their day.


I dunno. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:11 PM (M2e56)

320 >>>I woke up in Broward County Jail facing 15 years for trying to cash a check at 7-11 then just robbing the guy...not good lol Yeah. We're gonna need to hear the rest of this story. Nowish.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:11 PM (e+1S5)

321 FOR WEATHER: Get this app called My Radar. I have it on my iPad for use when camping. Like we are now. Then you will have the storms correctly, as of ten minutes ago, plus a bot of their movement. I find it more useful than the weather channel site on the Internet.

Posted by: Alana at August 30, 2014 06:12 PM (mG7db)

322 331 BC. I'm naked, rested and ready! Come here big boy, and bring the vodka. Kitty likes to scratch! Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas. at August 30, 2014 11:10 PM (zOTsN) Scratch your own itch, Thunder.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:12 PM (GEICT)

323 I split a fifth of cognac with some dude I just met in a FL bar a month after I moved there in 1976. I woke up in Broward County Jail facing 15 years for trying to cash a check at 7-11 then just robbing the guy...not good lol

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 11:09 PM (XYKz+)




*eyeballs cognac bottle*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:13 PM (6fyGz)

324 You said nothing turned your stomach!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas. at August 30, 2014 06:13 PM (zOTsN)

325 >>>Cheap Red Wine does not mix well with Daquiri Ice Cream and Backlava What a surprise. Shocked, shocked, i tell you.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:14 PM (e+1S5)

326 You said nothing turned your stomach!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas. at August 30, 2014 11:13 PM (zOTsN)



Depends on how fast you're decaying.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 06:14 PM (FHrsI)

327 340 You said nothing turned your stomach! Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas. at August 30, 2014 11:13 PM (zOTsN) We were speaking of booze.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:14 PM (GEICT)

328

I've had more experience with alcohol than I would care to admit, but when I was maybe 15 at a family affair, I had half a glass of gin and tonic. I was queasy for the next three days.

'new amsterdam' makes a pretty good coconut flavored vodka: a buck for a shot bottle and you have a nice palate cleanser before you get to the real vodka. On the other hand, I always thought that gin tasted like licorice. Yuck.

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2014 06:14 PM (zjcTL)

329 Oh, and there was the snake ju in Songtan. A perfect way to cap off a lovely evening of Crown Beer and gingseng ju. The things gate guards have seen.....

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:15 PM (QBm1P)

330 293 Somebody give the recently released mr sam a donut vodka, on dc Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 11:03 PM (zOTsN) The only donut that Sam will be getting will be a hemorrhoid donut for his boyfriend.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper says amirite? at August 30, 2014 06:15 PM (+Fae7)

331 Cheap Red Wine does not mix well with Daquiri Ice Cream and Backlava

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 30, 2014 11:10 PM (jucos)




Backlava. Diabetic coma in a square inch.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:15 PM (6fyGz)

332 "Those ones will fuck you up as well. Swarms of them kill people in Japan."


That's why I don't live in Japan. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:15 PM (M2e56)

333 Worst drunk ever was tonight. Had 4 beers and told husband daughter 2 was on drugs. Had confirmation last night, first warned above daughter that I knew and I was going to take down the guy who was feeding them to her. Then proceeded to tell husband who went ballistic......at me. Total denial about her, he's upset that I would bring it up drinking. Most likely will be kicked out of home tomorrow but sadly I am ok with that. Daughter 2 will never speak to me again (her words) and H will side with her no matter what. Sad thing is she is in her second year of college, on deans list and is chosing to live this way. In my home. The second thing I will do after finding a new home is never post again because this is freaking embarrassing and I just put it on the internet.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 06:15 PM (XZfA3)

334 Pummel LSU, Badgers.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:16 PM (v6uvG)

335 I always thought that gin tasted like licorice. Yuck.

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2014 11:14 PM (zjcTL)



Pine needles.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:16 PM (6fyGz)

336 At least I never get suddenly ill because OMG somebody cracked open a bottle of snake ju at the office picnic! I haven't encountered any yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:16 PM (QBm1P)

337 After that, things get a bit hazy, but I'm told I knocked out a rent-a-cop with one punch and outran the real cop. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:02 PM (e+1S5) I swore that looked like you said that you knocked up a rent-a-cop.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper says amirite at August 30, 2014 06:16 PM (+Fae7)

338 Posted by: Alana at August 30, 2014 11:12 PM (mG7db)

Accuweather.com has a minute by minute forecast customized to your zip code that seems to work pretty well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 06:17 PM (o3MSL)

339 Holy Shit, Molly K. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:17 PM (M2e56)

340 The second thing I will do after finding a new home is never post again because this is freaking embarrassing and I just put it on the internet.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:15 PM (XZfA3)



.

.

.


damn.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:18 PM (6fyGz)

341 {{{{Molly}}}}



Don't go away. 

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 06:18 PM (FHrsI)

342 TD Wisconsin

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:18 PM (v6uvG)

343 Bali Hai wine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2014 06:18 PM (W5DcG)

344 And yes, literally every time we did a night of shots, we took someone to the emergency room for a broken bone or stitches. Every. Time. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper says "no" to Pepe Lopez at August 30, 2014 11:10 PM (+Fae7) ****** I lost to tequila 30 years ago. I 'm 51. Not a mean bone in my body day by day, unless screwed with. Tequila changed that and made me mean. Not even Margarita in the last 30 years. Scared me to death.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 06:19 PM (ojnk6)

345 Molly, no reason to quit communicating.  Everybody and their family's got problems.  All the time. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:19 PM (M2e56)

346 Fumble OSU

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:19 PM (v6uvG)

347 Molly I am so sorry. Sleep on it tonight. The world may look differently tomorrow.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

348 Can't blame Walsh for fumbling rather than stopping himself from falling on his head.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:20 PM (v6uvG)

349 My problem is I don't drink often, but I can actually drink a lot when I do. I'm not a violent drunk at all, so if I go with it it becomes comical on an epic scale.


Worst drunk involving passing out I "think" I ever had was after a gig when I was still young and immortal. There were a few bands, and there was a hell of an after party. Witnesses say they carried me out on one of my guitar cases like a dead roman and slid me into the truck with the gear. I woke up later to some cute angelic looking chick trying to get coffee in me who claims I looked at her and asked "am I dead?"



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 06:20 PM (FMbng)

350 Molly, if you can take down the dealer, yeah....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:20 PM (M2e56)

351 TD 'Noles!!!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:20 PM (v6uvG)

352 Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:15 PM (XZfA3)

You will need a place like this, do not abandon it casually!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 06:21 PM (o3MSL)

353 Jeez, I didn't think cognac was the sort of booze that made you rob 7-11 clerks. I think of cognac (which I occasionally drink in the winter) as something British aristocrats drink from snifters as they sit in the library after dinner contemplating having a discreet affair with Lord Plushbottom's wife.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 06:21 PM (+XMAD)

354 Maybe Greene should be he Heisman candidate instead of Jameis. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:21 PM (v6uvG)

355 Eight boilers hot? lol...that's about 4 too many...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:22 PM (6fyGz)

356 About a month before my 21st bday i convinced a friend to go buy us a bottle. He got orange rum. I credit that one experience of the orange rum coming back up after a while with why i am always the girl drinking straight whisky water. At least you can tell how much you drank. But the smell of cheap vodka... Makes me a little sick to my stomach not the least because it smells like a real bad relationship i once had

Posted by: m3 at August 30, 2014 06:22 PM (z0JrF)

357 315 Man that little destroyer...or cruiser, or whateverthefuckitis...is really giving it hell... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 11:07 PM (6fyGz) the black guy with the prostetic legs is a retired Army Lt. Col. Have not checked but I think he is hi up on the bad ass scale.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 06:22 PM (rpols)

358 OKAY.  EVERYBODY STOP AND READ THE ABOVE.



FOR REAL.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:22 PM (M2e56)

359 Molly, don't go away.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2014 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

360 Molly, the truth will always out. FWIW, I think you did the right thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:23 PM (QBm1P)

361 Yeah! Southern Comfort... (Retch, retch, retch, dry-heave, retch. Rinse, repeat. )

Posted by: Ooooh, That Smell at August 30, 2014 06:23 PM (4DCSq)

362 Molly k. If worst comes to worst there are people here that will be willing to help.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 06:24 PM (Om9Yh)

363 "Most likely will be kicked out of home tomorrow but sadly I am ok with that. Daughter 2 will never speak to me again (her words) and H will side with her no matter what."

Why is this?

Does husband not understand daughter's problem? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:24 PM (M2e56)

364 I quit drinking when I realized I drank not to enjoy it, but to get "tore down" drunk and that I was doing it 5 or 6 days a week. When friends start telling you the stupid shit you did and you don't remember, it is time. So for me it has been over 25 years. At first it was like I lost a dear friend. Hard. As. Hell.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 30, 2014 06:24 PM (jucos)

365 363 Don't post while drunk. Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 11:19 PM (0zVEV) I'd hardly ever comment at all if I obeyed that rule.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2014 06:24 PM (sdi6R)

366 Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:15 PM (XZfA3) dude, we totally luv you. Please stay

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 06:25 PM (rpols)

367 OSU has a QB to b reckoned with, for sure.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:25 PM (v6uvG)

368 Stick around, Molly K. It isn't embarrassing - it's how goddamned life goes sometimes.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 06:25 PM (+XMAD)

369 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 11:19 PM (ojnk6)

I went a couple of rounds with tequila years ago and concluded I was no match for it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 06:25 PM (o3MSL)

370 Husband may need a little time to digest the information. He may come around.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 06:26 PM (zOTsN)

371 Thank you, It felt good to type it out but humiliating nonetheless. I always post on the ont after a few beers about the sad state of my marriage. it is what it is but tonight is a whole different ballgame and truth be told im quite sober. This one hurts.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 06:26 PM (XZfA3)

372 363 Molly K: Don't post while drunk. Wait, what? Molly: hang in there. Sorry you're going through this.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 06:26 PM (qyomX)

373 I went a couple of rounds with tequila years ago and concluded I was no match for it! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 11:25 PM (o3MSL) Tequila is a stone cold bitch. I've had several nights that disappeared because of tequila. A nice little buzz going, tequila shot or two and then suddenly I'm waking up the next morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:27 PM (GEICT)

374

Worst puking drunk I ever saw was during A-school in Great Lakes.

 

 One of the guys in our class had never drunk alcohol before - so we decided to fix that. He  started  out on the sweeter tasting drinks and  quickly progressed to shots along with the rest of us. During the cab ride back to the base we all tried to get him to sit next to the window because we were sure he would blow, but he just wouldn't do it.  The cabbie was sure of it also and kept telling us it was a $20 cleaning fee if he puked in the cab.

 

Well sure enough, he starts heaving - I talk him into swallowing the puke that ended up in his mouth because we don't have the cash for the cleaning fee. Poor sucker actually did it. This happened two more times but I knew we were never going to make it all the way back to base.

 

Fourth time was the end of it - he tries to hold back the puke by covering his mouth but this just makes it spray all over the interior of the cab. Nobody made it out of there unscathed.

I was the only one who didn't join him as soon as the cab stopped and we all bailed out. 

 

Saw him almost 6 years later - he had never drank another drop of alcohol.

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 06:28 PM (eEBON)

375 TD Cowboys

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:28 PM (v6uvG)

376 349 --- "The second thing I will do after finding a new home is never post again because this is freaking embarrassing and I just put it on the internet." Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:15 PM (XZfA3) ------------ Embarrassing? No. It's rough, it's sad, but heaven forbid you should be embarrassed to share your troubles here. Please, please don't go. (I've added you to my prayer list. God grant you strength and serenity.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2014 06:29 PM (cN9Sk)

377 " It isn't embarrassing - it's how goddamned life goes sometimes."

Wisdom, Donna, wisdom.  You do your damnedest and things still get sideways.   You're right, you know you are, but others carve off in another way.  Damned hard to watch.......but sometimes not much you can about it. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:29 PM (M2e56)

378 Dammit all.  I thought I was buying rye this evening and wound up buying rye liqueur. What unfathomable idiocy is it to spoil a perfectly good rye by making a freaking liqueur out of it?
Those dirty bottomless bastards.  This means I have nothing else to drink in the cabinet but high-end hooch and a bottle of Monarch rum and the state liquor stores are closed on Sundays.  The high end hooch is to impress those that care.  I just want to get drunk with as little cost and fuss as possible.
Good think I like rum too.
.
 This is really mellowing my harsh.

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 06:29 PM (t//F+)

379 Why is this? Does husband not understand daughter's problem? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 11:24 PM (M2e56) ..... I came into the marriage with a child, that would be daughter 1. Had aforementioned daughter 2 with him that has been the highlight of his life. He adopted daughter 1 but has never really felt any affection for her, refers to her as "your daughter" to me. He will never listen to anything bad about "his daughter". Yes probably in denial but it won't change anything. I will be the bad guy for telling him

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 06:30 PM (XZfA3)

380 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:27 PM (GEICT) -------- Tequila + NoVaMoMe = Super Fun Time!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:30 PM (QBm1P)

381 This one hurts. Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:26 PM (XZfA3) Please stay. Everything will work out this is way temporary Thje ONT peeps are good peeps

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 06:30 PM (rpols)

382 Molly, we all have skeletons in our closets.  Don't be ashamed.  We're here for you, even if it's "just" encouragement and prayers being sent on your behalf.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 06:30 PM (FHrsI)

383 394 Well sure enough, he starts heaving - I talk him into swallowing the puke that ended up in his mouth because we don't have the cash for the cleaning fee. Poor sucker actually did it. Hey, waiter! That bacon-wrapped bratwurst I ordered, the one with the horseradish mustard? Cancel it. I'm not hungry all of a sudden.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2014 06:30 PM (qyomX)

384 Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:26 PM (XZfA3)



I know I'm half a country away but if there's anything you need from me it's yours.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:31 PM (6fyGz)

385 Molly K., you better be on here telling us how is getting better.  Deal?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:31 PM (M2e56)

386 I've had several nights that disappeared because of tequila. A nice little buzz going, tequila shot or two and then suddenly I'm waking up the next morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:27 PM (GEICT)


After a couple of "Where the hell am I and how did I get here?" mornings and I concluded there were better alternatives!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 06:31 PM (o3MSL)

387 Tequila + NoVaMoMe = Super Fun Time! Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 11:30 PM (QBm1P) Hell. No. Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:31 PM (GEICT)

388 >>>A nice little buzz going, tequila shot or two and then suddenly I'm waking up the next morning. Luckily for you, you can just scroll through the ONT and see what you did.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:32 PM (e+1S5)

389 396 And it does sound like she has done a bunch of damage already. Addicts will manipulate family members to isolate anyone who might interfere with their addiction. Posted by: Kristophr at August 30, 2014 11:28 PM (0zVEV) ............ Not familiar with your name but you might be onto something looking back.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 06:32 PM (XZfA3)

390 Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:26 PM (XZfA3)


Never feel humiliated. Goddammit stop being so hard on yourself.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 06:32 PM (Om9Yh)

391 349 Worst drunk ever was tonight. Had 4 beers and told husband daughter 2 was on drugs. Had confirmation last night, first warned above daughter that I knew and I was going to take down the guy who was feeding them to her. Then proceeded to tell husband who went ballistic......at me. Total denial about her, he's upset that I would bring it up drinking. Most likely will be kicked out of home tomorrow but sadly I am ok with that. Daughter 2 will never speak to me again (her words) and H will side with her no matter what. Sad thing is she is in her second year of college, on deans list and is chosing to live this way. In my home. The second thing I will do after finding a new home is never post again because this is freaking embarrassing and I just put it on the internet. Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:15 PM (XZfA3) No you don't. Lots have shared embarrassing things. Back when my mom used to go on benders, we would go over and clean up her house. When we tried to get help for her, she would refuse, even going to treatment. One time she was so bad, that her doctor told us to make sure that she had some alcohol at her house because there was no way she could detox on her own. She couldn't even hold a glass, so I had to put wine in a sippy cup and hold it to her lips to drink. That was pretty humiliating.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper says amirite at August 30, 2014 06:32 PM (+Fae7)

392 Hey everybody, nice to be back. Hrothgar: sounds like that classic Frampton song... "Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. What wine? Whose wine?!? Where the hell did I dine?!?!?" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2014 06:33 PM (Vh4i6)

393 Thank you, It felt good to type it out but humiliating nonetheless. I always post on the ont after a few beers about the sad state of my marriage. it is what it is but tonight is a whole different ballgame and truth be told im quite sober. This one hurts. Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:26 PM (XZfA3) ***** So sorry Molly. Divorced myself, but not for any of these reasons. Gots awhole lot of advice on what to do before bailing, learned the hard and expensive way. I'll put my email in my nic. Feel free to get in touch. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 06:33 PM (ojnk6)

394

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:11 PM (e+1S5)

 

 

 

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:11 PM (e+1S5)

The night started out innocent enough. I just moved to FL from NJ and went to the local pub to see the Joey Heatherton look alike barmaid. I started bullshitting with people and went bak to the house and found a bottle of cognac in the kitchen. We hit it hard then went to the strip in Ft.Laud and drank our way south from The candy store to the then Ocean mist to the Candy Store the Button andto the Four O'Clock Club. Sooo we ran out of money and my partner tried to cash his paycheck at a 7-11 that was under surveillance due to a rash of robberies. It was then I found out when you remove the last bill fron the cash regiter tray the little keeper makes contact with the metal drawer and sets off an alarm. Sunday morning in the holding cell was a foggy nightmare. I was facing 15 yeasr and they offered me a deal to plead nolo . So when I went for sentencing the judge Soper whose father in law owned Tampa jai alai asked me if I though I had been treated fairly by the court and I said yes. He sentenced me to two years. When I got out I ran into my public defender Bill Demetrileaus at the gym in Ft. Laud. He is now a county Judge lol

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 06:33 PM (XYKz+)

395 She may not be an addict. Could be experimenting. Could be that he will come around after a nights sleep

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2014 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

396 Frogs. My husband came upstairs to get me the other day to come see the little froggie that was in the toilet bowl, cling to the side at the water line. He couldn't figure out how it got there. Neither could I, as I'm meticulous about keeping the lids down, and he's pretty good at it. The frog was cute. Since then I've taken to inspecting the bowl before sitting Dow, remembering stories about snakes coming up through the pipes. Maybe they can.

Posted by: Alana at August 30, 2014 06:33 PM (mG7db)

397 399 This means I have nothing else to drink in the cabinet but high-end hooch Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 11:29 PM (t//F+) #FirstWorldProblems

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2014 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

398 It's garbage!!!

Posted by: Mike Gundy at August 30, 2014 06:34 PM (v6uvG)

399 "Never feel humiliated"


Plenty have already demonstrated that.  D.C.  M.H.  Humiliated through-and-through, yet, still show up. 


Shame has not place here. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:35 PM (M2e56)

400 Hey, waiter! That bacon-wrapped bratwurst I ordered, the one with the horseradish mustard? Cancel it. I'm not hungry all of a sudden.

-----------------

You will eat it and like it!

Posted by: Bacon wrapped bratwurst nazi waiter at August 30, 2014 06:36 PM (3W1WP)

401 Luckily for you, you can just scroll through the ONT and see what you did. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:32 PM (e+1S5) *snort* Last time was my bday a few years ago. Go out with the wife and some friends. They're getting me good and buzzed. Walking around to a couple different bars downtown. We run into an old old little league buddy of mine. He and his buddies find out that I'm out for my bday. Shots of tequila it is. I sort of remember stumbling back to the car. I come out of the bedroom the next morning and my wife is standing in the kitchen. "Hey! How are you feeling??" "Been better. Umm..." "You don't remember much do you?" "I remember meeting my buddy and the tequila shot." "There was more than one." "Oh. I didn't embarrass you did I?" "Not at all." "Ok, good. Did I embarrass myself?" "Maybe just a little." The pics from that night are entertaining.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:36 PM (GEICT)

402 Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:15 PM (XZfA3) Damn, Molly, I am so sorry. From what you said, it sounds like your husband's in denial/enabling your daughter's addiction, and you did the right thing, hard as it is. Somebody above mentioned Al Anon. That's probably a good idea.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2014 06:37 PM (mx5oN)

403 The pics from that night are entertaining.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:36 PM (GEICT)


You know the rules, bro'!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 06:37 PM (o3MSL)

404 Thanks all. For a rowdy gang everyone here is too sweet. We shall see. Guy with no name your link is broke. I will stop with my whining and let you all get back to your stories. In fact I have a fancy jug of ice tea and may enjoy reading for a distraction.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 06:38 PM (XZfA3)

405 Heh, when Gundy gets upset he's oranger than his team's colours.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:38 PM (v6uvG)

406 FSU dodges a bullet.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:39 PM (v6uvG)

407 Thank you for the 5 star ONT  CDR M and I hope your post op recovery is going well.  Bacon doughnut sarnies, bacon flow charts but what is a BUB cat?
Name?
Offspring live feed in an hour off of yahoodie.

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at August 30, 2014 06:39 PM (OH8Ro)

408 Hell, Molly.  That is hard on you.  Every other living relation that I have has a substance abuse and alcohol problem.  I am sorry to hear this is happening to you too.

 I don't give advice but I will make a suggestion. Don't make permanent decisions on a Friday night, at 11:45 Eastern time when you feel alone and isolated.  Give it a couple of days and some sunlight to mull it over.

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 06:40 PM (t//F+)

409 Just checked Molly, it should be good. If I need to somewhat spell it out here, no worries.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 06:40 PM (ojnk6)

410 >>>The pics from that night are entertaining. Please to be sharing. So we can totally not laugh at your drunken antics. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:41 PM (e+1S5)

411 "Most likely will be kicked out of home tomorrow but sadly I am ok with that. Daughter 2 will never speak to me again (her words) and H will side with her no matter what."

Good grief, Molly.

Don't know what to say other than that you have a bunch of people who have your back.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2014 06:41 PM (noWW6)

412 "In fact I have a fancy jug of ice tea and may enjoy reading for a distraction."

Distraction is not always a bad thing.  Sometimes, Hell many times, the mind needs to wander.  Maybe laugh or snicker, or ponder a new thought. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:41 PM (M2e56)

413 heh Never gets old!   Snoop A Loop      http://tinyurl.com/ceyxa3o

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 06:42 PM (XYKz+)

414 You know the rules, bro'! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 11:37 PM (o3MSL) Here are a few. There are others. Lol. http://tinypic.com/r/raohud/8 http://tinypic.com/r/2iqfknq/8 http://tinypic.com/r/28bsoki/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:42 PM (GEICT)

415 Guy with no name your link is broke.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:38 PM (XZfA3)




Copy, paste and remove the "minx.cc:" from the email address. I don't know why pixy puts it in there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:43 PM (6fyGz)

416 Molly, you're amongst friends here. Best of luck to you and your daughter. If the dealer needs dealt with, I'm sure the horde could manage that.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:43 PM (e+1S5)

417 SEC Cock Gobbling Notes: Needs stroking to gain flavor. Jizz has bouquet of pork chops, hush puppies, and mint julep.

Posted by: Disney Sports Network at August 30, 2014 06:44 PM (v6uvG)

418 Evenin' everyone.

Travel is done, I'm back in the 10th circle of hell tonight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 06:44 PM (UVfht)

419 BACON!!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 30, 2014 06:44 PM (2hPuZ)

420 BChoch, you do realize that DC is full of shit, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 06:45 PM (M2e56)

421 >>>Copy, paste and remove the "minx.cc:" from the email address. I don't know why pixy puts it in there. Happens when you don't put the http in front of the link

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2014 06:46 PM (JBEAz)

422 I lost to tequila 30 years ago. I 'm 51. Not a mean bone in my body day by day, unless screwed with. Tequila changed that and made me mean. Not even Margarita in the last 30 years. Scared me to death. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 11:19 PM (ojnk6) That's about the last time I touched it. Seeing guys break arms, hands, wrists and ankles plus one guy taking a good inch of skin off his arm when his arm went through a window kind of helped make me decide to stop drinking that shit. I do have an awful drunk night that ended up kind of okay. A friend of mine won a party for 10 at the Tobacco Company in Richmond. From 5-8 we had all the free drinks we could drink, so at about 7:30 we just start ordering tons of drinks. There must have been about 30 on the table. So we would just grab a drink and start drinking, every type of booze you could think of. We are all hammered, so the friend and I head to my apartment to crash. Both spend some time puking, and we end up in the living room with a trash can each. She has taken off her shirt and skirt and is hunched over the trash can puking, and as she is puking her tits pop out, they stayed out the rest of the night. When we woke in the morning (nothing happened between us), she just kind of shrugged her shoulders and said "I guess there is no reason to hide them now". They. Were. Spectacular.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper remembers where this is stored in the spank bank at August 30, 2014 06:46 PM (+Fae7)

423 >>>Here are a few. There are others. Lol. I love the boob grab in the third pic. Living the Moron Lifestyle.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:46 PM (e+1S5)

424 Man what a beyootyfull night tonight. If I hadn't been drinking I'd be tempted to drop the top on the car and go for a ride.



Notice how I carefully said "If I hadn't been drinking" there. Since I have been, I might just fire up the lappy and go out to the patio instead.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:46 PM (6fyGz)

425 My goat has jumped the fence I do sex to her 7x per day and now this!!

Posted by: Waleed Kaleed at August 30, 2014 06:47 PM (rpols)

426 Happens when you don't put the http in front of the link

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2014 11:46 PM (JBEAz)



Ah. Mystery solved then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:48 PM (6fyGz)

427 "Man what a beyootyfull night tonight."


And ain't it a lovely morning!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 06:48 PM (M2e56)

428 I love the boob grab in the third pic. Living the Moron Lifestyle. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:46 PM (e+1S5) Funny thing is, I don't really remember that pic and no one noticed where my hand was until after we saw the pic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (GEICT)

429 Watch that hand, BC! Ha! Now I know there's one of YOU twerking. C'mon, it's for the 'ettes!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (QBm1P)

430 Copy, paste and remove the "minx.cc:" from the email address. I don't know why pixy puts it in there. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 11:43 PM (6fyGz) *** Thanks GGE. Didn't know that Pixy gave us an additional gift such as this. *Sigh*. Molly, if you are in the Southern half of the Country, I can help. Email: teboyle at the mindspring dot com.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (ojnk6)

431 I dunno BCochran, I'd lay of the tequila, you are looking a tad pale there.

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (t//F+)

432 Crap, another Badger down.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (v6uvG)

433 Here are a few. There are others. Lol.



Nice of them to immortalize the moment for you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (6fyGz)

434 Molly K, hang out and lurk, if not comment.  You'd be surprised how much the horde can brighten your spirits.  When my wife died in 2010 I started lurking on the ONT.  Makes you smile, what with all the joking and such.  I'd been around here since 2006, but never on the ONT.  Things are much better now, but I'm still here because, well, Moron.

Posted by: Bacon wrapped bratwurst nazi waiter at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (3W1WP)

435 Normally, I wouldn't mention this agonizingly long 46-second video, but... The Got No Bacon Song It's not very long. It just feels that way. http://mindfulwebworks.com/best-of-spirits/the-got-no-bacon-song Hello. Good night. Can't stay and play, but thanks for the post. See you in the day. Time. Or maybe not. Good hunting, Gracies! ___________________ The online answer to those annoying c&p 500 errors on this heritage website — pass it along: http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php

Posted by: mindful webworker - chef extraordinaire at August 30, 2014 06:49 PM (U13jb)

436 Shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 06:50 PM (3W1WP)

437 Now I know there's one of YOU twerking. C'mon, it's for the 'ettes! Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 11:49 PM (QBm1P) There are no, I repeat NO, pics of me dancing. The wife knows better. 452 I dunno BCochran, I'd lay of the tequila, you are looking a tad pale there. Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 11:49 PM (t//F+) ISWYDT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:50 PM (GEICT)

438 Shit.

Well, if you think it'll help I can try.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 06:50 PM (UVfht)

439 I've never been much of a drinker. One sip too many and I get super-morose. So I watch my intake carefully to stay in the sweet relaxation zone without slipping into depression. But there was this one time I had just arrived in Colorado and went out to celebrate. Had what would have been a couple too many margaritas for me at sea level. My knees buckled. I could not walk. Somebody --- apparently not an axe murderer --- got me home. I have blurred memories of barfing and passing out. I dunno. This was decades ago and I have not been drunk since. And, yeah, despite my nic, I avoid tequila.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2014 06:51 PM (cN9Sk)

440 Nice of them to immortalize the moment for you. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 11:49 PM (6fyGz) The wife does love photos.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:51 PM (GEICT)

441 Heh. Cougar is passed out on the couch, with a beer listing at about 60 degrees. Time for a boob grab.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:52 PM (e+1S5)

442 I came into the marriage with a child, that would be daughter 1. Had aforementioned daughter 2 with him that has been the highlight of his life. He adopted daughter 1 but has never really felt any affection for her, refers to her as "your daughter" to me. He will never listen to anything bad about "his daughter". Yes probably in denial but it won't change anything. I will be the bad guy for telling him

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2014 11:30 PM (XZfA3)



I'm pretty confident in saying the problem isn't you. I saw this movie before. Here is the kicker, even if you had both your kids with him, he would now be an enabler of both kids, not just the one. Not to get all Freud and shit, but I think daughter #2 is what it took to expose  the errors in his thinking. I have seen this exact situation. The side dish is his unbalanced affection towards the daughters, which is a whole different story, but the main problem is being an enabler. I have a friend going through this same thing, and yes the husband continually made her the bad guy. and yet her daughters were on such a dangerous path it was incredible. One of the daughter's boyfriends fancied himself some guru chemist in the image of timothy leary, and was mixing up shit to invent the ultimate high. The husband had the BALLS to say "well you never know, he might be the next bill gates".  Its frigging maddening. You're not alone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 06:52 PM (FMbng)

443 Well, if Wisconsin wins tonight but loses 2/3 of its DL for significant time it will be a Pyrrhic victory.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:52 PM (v6uvG)

444 "Shit."


My thoughts.



Ed Zachary. 

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 06:52 PM (M2e56)

445 Time for a boob grab. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:52 PM (e+1S5) Atta boy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:52 PM (GEICT)

446 When my wife died in 2010 I started lurking on the ONT. Makes you smile, what with all the joking and such. I'd been around here since 2006, but never on the ONT. Things are much better now, but I'm still here because, well, Moron.

Posted by: Bacon wrapped bratwurst nazi waiter at August 30, 2014 11:49 PM (3W1WP)




Yours too? Yep, the ONT was a good companion at times during those dark days. Four years and two months now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:52 PM (6fyGz)

447 BChoch, you do realize that DC is full of shit, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 11:45 PM (M2e56)[/i



You do realize that it is possible to get too wrapped up in others internet comments. To the point of obsession.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 06:53 PM (Om9Yh)

448 448 "Man what a beyootyfull night tonight." And ain't it a lovely morning! Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 11:48 PM (M2e56) Up yours, n*gger!

Posted by: Cranky old lady at August 30, 2014 06:54 PM (mx5oN)

449 >>>You do realize that it is possible to get too wrapped up in others internet comments. To the point of obsession. Ricardo is just funnin'. He's a total douche, just ignore him.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:55 PM (e+1S5)

450
You do realize that it is possible to get too wrapped up in others internet comments. To the point of obsession.

You realize you're Italican everything, right?  You may bave broke the blog, asshole.  

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 06:55 PM (M2e56)

451 The husband had the BALLS to say "well you never know, he might be the next bill gates". Its frigging maddening. You're not alone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 11:52 PM (FMbng)




Are you fucking kidding me? If it was one of my girls I'd say "well you never know, he might be the next missing person that no one really misses much at all."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:55 PM (6fyGz)

452

Molly K. 

 

Write to me.  Addy in nic, here.  I've lived through all that, and more.  It still goes on in my family, which is why I live nowhere near them.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (vvk2F)

453 Yours too? Yep, the ONT was a good companion at times during those dark days. Four years and two months now.

--------------------------------

Clinks glasses with GGE.  Yeah, the horde is good people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (3W1WP)

454 Time for a boob grab. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:52 PM (e+1S5) dude, motor-boating

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (rpols)

455 Ricardo is just funnin'. He's a total douche, just ignore him. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:55 PM (e+1S5) Plus we are all well aware of your bullshit. So, did you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (GEICT)

456 Also a belated Happy B-day to Lady Y-not!  Thee most excellent cob along with Dave.
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (OH8Ro)

457 Just a quick drive-by to say Hi & Happy Birthday too Y-Not before it's to late. Hope everyone is doing well.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (QHUHl)

458 462 Heh. Cougar is passed out on the couch, with a beer listing at about 60 degrees. Time for a boob grab. Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 11:52 PM (e+1S5) Carpe boobem!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2014 06:56 PM (mx5oN)

459 I recall many closing regular season weeks of college football, but not such a gripping opening week as this one.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 06:57 PM (v6uvG)

460 "Up yours, n*gger!"


That is EXACTLY what I was hoping for.  Thank you, poster!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 06:58 PM (M2e56)

461 >>>So, did you? Of course. She slept right through the boob grab, but when I went to take her beer she woke right up and grabbed the glass back. I love that woman.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 06:58 PM (e+1S5)

462 So, did you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:56 PM (GEICT)




Hair. Ass. Etc.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 06:58 PM (6fyGz)

463 And TD LSU. 24-19. LSU going for two to get it to within a field goal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 06:59 PM (GEICT)

464 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 11:52 PM (6fyGz)

Almost four months now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:00 PM (o3MSL)

465
Clinks glasses with GGE. Yeah, the horde is good people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 11:56 PM (3W1WP)




Yes they are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:00 PM (6fyGz)

466 Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 11:55 PM (M2e56)


You are a real sharp one with the insults and all.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 07:00 PM (Om9Yh)

467 LSU makes it good for 2

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:00 PM (v6uvG)

468 We got a game now. I hate LSU, but they're SEC, so I guess I'll pull for them against Wisconsin.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (e+1S5)

469 --Sailor Jerry and coke again here.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 10:21 PM (v6uvG)



Flor de Cana and Pepsi here. How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (2w1g0)

470 2 point conversion is good! LSU has scored 14 answered points to get it to a field goal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (GEICT)

471 Almost four months now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:00 AM (o3MSL)




Damn. Seriously, I wish you didn't have to know how that feels.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (6fyGz)

472 I think you add 7 days to your life for every legitimate boob fondle/grab. It is minus 7 weeks for every unwanted boob grab tho. choose wisely

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (rpols)

473 484 And TD LSU. 24-19. LSU going for two to get it to within a field goal. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:59 PM (GEICT) --Thank you BC; I thought I was the only one watching football right now.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (v6uvG)

474 I recall those in my collage days who used to make pot brownies. They were never very good and didn't give you a very good buzz either. I suppose people thought it was a good idea to put the pot and something to munch on all in one package, but I thought that was way too much trouble. A doobie, beer and a bag of Doritos - keep it simple, was my motto. Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 10:26 PM Well first, if you were doing these things in a collage, you really should have gone to college. They just weren't doing it right. There were some on my dorm floor that made great pot brownies, so I heard.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 07:01 PM (o/90i)

475 ERT! Haven't left yet. Saw a comment which led me to search the thread on "Molly." Hey, Horde, you're good folks. Hey, Molly, these are good company. You understand that, to have opened up here. My 2¢? Sometime Truth takes time to take full effect over ignorance, pride, and denial. God bless your family with the full Spirit thereof, and comfort you for standing for Truth, whatever decisions others make.

Posted by: mindful webworker - okay, out now, really, wife's waiting at August 30, 2014 07:02 PM (U13jb)

476 >>>>There are no, I repeat NO, pics of me dancing. The wife knows better. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 11:50 PM (GEICT) Only video........ }:-)

Posted by: Mindy at August 30, 2014 07:02 PM (Df3tx)

477 Idiot youngest son, I haven't been wearing my watch because poison sumac, so today he picks it up. Now he's got a bump on his finger. D'oh! I told him to wash it really good before it gets worse.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:03 PM (6fyGz)

478 Ricardo is just funnin'. He's a total douche, just ignore him.


Mr. Douche, to you. 

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 30, 2014 07:03 PM (M2e56)

479 It's not strategy that Obama's searching for, it's brains and common sense.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 30, 2014 07:03 PM (DO37j)

480 --Thank you BC; I thought I was the only one watching football right now. Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2014 12:01 AM (v6uvG) There's a few of us hanging around. Pulling hard for LSU. All the other SEC teams won their out of conference games.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:04 PM (GEICT)

481 Damn. Seriously, I wish you didn't have to know how that feels.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:01 AM (6fyGz)


Thanks. Still feel completely disoriented (to put it mildly) every once in a while.


Morons help though, strangely enough!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:04 PM (o3MSL)

482 Flor de Cana and Pepsi here. How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2014 12:01 AM (2w1g0) --Heh, I have downgraded to Ron Diaz 93 proof (Happy Harry's had it at a bargain). As cheap as Flor de Cana and just as tasty.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:04 PM (v6uvG)

483

I don't have skeletons in my closet.

 

 

They have an entire warehouse, all to themselves.

 

 

 

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2014 07:04 PM (vvk2F)

484 Only video........ }:-) Posted by: Mindy at August 31, 2014 12:02 AM (Df3tx) Evil, cruel woman.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:04 PM (GEICT)

485 GGE, Hrothgar, and Duke.  We should form our own club.  Going on five years since first wife passed.  Remarried now and doing well.  Still, will never forget that night.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 07:05 PM (3W1WP)

486 Fuck, Sheriff, away...........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:05 PM (M2e56)

487 Are you fucking kidding me? If it was one of my girls I'd say "well you never know, he might be the next missing person that no one really misses much at all."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 11:55 PM (6fyGz)



Nope, its what he said. He undermined her at every turn to where one daughter though she was crazy. The one daughter's boyfriend had a bad past, but the other daughter kept dating dudes worse and worse, from the chemist to a probable illegal who fancied himself a gang banger and was a violent drunk who stole one of the family cars and wrapped it around a pole after trying to run her down with it. That STILL didn't get this dude to pull his head out of his ass. My friend wanted to bury them both.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 30, 2014 07:05 PM (FMbng)

488 >>>Pulling hard for LSU. All the other SEC teams won their out of conference games. Except us.

Posted by: Vanderbilt (no, really, we have a football team) at August 30, 2014 07:06 PM (e+1S5)

489 INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

490 LSU picks off Badgers.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:06 PM (v6uvG)

491 Drink Bakers bourbon and avoid hangovers to a degree. Then there is always 'the hair'  of the dog' at least. My friend was at the union league in Philly on Thursday drinking 'Angels Envy' bourbon. Says it was all the rage

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:06 PM (XYKz+)

492 Except us. Posted by: Vanderbilt (no, really, we have a football team) at August 31, 2014 12:06 AM (e+1S5) Ha. That's right, I forgot about that. And here I was loving the "unofficial team slogan for the year".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:07 PM (GEICT)

493 You are special. You can fuck yourself because apparently you own all the .22 in the world.
Found one box today, priced at $17 for a box of 50. No thanks, I can shoot .40 cheaper.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 10:31 PM (e+1S5)


Heh. Yesterday, I found 9 rounds of .22LR ammo in the center console of a wrecked pickup I was scavenging parts off at the auto wreckers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2014 07:07 PM (2w1g0)

494 Yeah, Jim, what would you do with 'em. 






Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:07 PM (M2e56)

495 So is Kenny Hilliard related to Dalton and Ike?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (v6uvG)

496 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:03 AM (6fyGz)

There is some poison "ivy" soap that is supposed to be very effective in removing the urushiol compound that is common to all the poisonous plants (ivy, oak, sumac).

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (o3MSL)

497 >>>>Evil, cruel woman. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:04 AM (GEICT) What? Just because my memory's intact?

Posted by: Mindy at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (Df3tx)

498 LSU takes the lead.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (v6uvG)

499 TOUCHDOWN LSU!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (GEICT)

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (3W1WP)

501 LSU touchdown

Posted by: Vanderbilt (no, really, we have a football team) at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (e+1S5)

502 They just weren't doing it right. There were some on my dorm floor that made great pot brownies, so I heard.

One of my brothers, Loco Basura, tried making marijuana wine.  The buzz was as bad as the taste.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 07:08 PM (UVfht)

503 'Night, all. Molly K. take care. B Cochran, thanks for the pics. I enjoyed them.

Posted by: Donna and V. at August 30, 2014 07:09 PM (+XMAD)

504 Wow.  LSU takes the lead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 07:09 PM (3W1WP)

505 512 Drink Bakers bourbon and avoid hangovers to a degree. Then there is always 'thehair' of the dog' at least. My friend was at the union league in Philly onThursday drinking 'Angels Envy' bourbon. Says it was all the rage Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 12:06 AM (XYKz+) --A Caesar is also a good hangover drink. Lots of salts and vitamins in it.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:09 PM (v6uvG)

506 I spent, by the way, several days this week helping photograph and catalog a firearms collection for the local museum.  I got to play with 1803 Harpers Ferry flintlocks, both original and converted to percussion, a percussion sharps, an original Spencer, a Whitney "Mississippi" rifle, a British Brown Bess, a carbine trapdoor-springfield, and several and many types of converted flint hunting rifles including one that I swear is a parts gun converting a flintlock heavy barreled Jager rifle to percussion ignition by inletting an English shotgun lock, sawing down the barrel and stock to about 16" and attaching wrought iron hooks to make it a cavalry musketoon.  That rifle is sooooooo sexy.  I now plan to make a replica soon.
It is part of a loaned exhibition they are pulling off site until they can upgrade the security.

The Whitney and the Sharps were both "I must break my own fingers to force myself to put it back on the rack" level of awesome. 

You should all volunteer at your local museum.


Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 07:10 PM (t//F+)

507 Thanks. Still feel completely disoriented (to put it mildly) every once in a while.
Morons help though, strangely enough!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:04 AM (o3MSL)



Took me 3 or 4 months before I stopped thinking about calling her to see if there was anything she needed me to bring home when I was out somewhere. Still miss her texting me at work but I stopped expecting it after a couple of months. I don't really like talking about it because it makes people sad, but she didn't make me sad. She made me happy.



If God should ever grant me another redhead I shall endeavor to take better care of her this time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:10 PM (6fyGz)

508 Just changing my socks. Don't mind me.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:10 PM (e+1S5)

509 Ike and Kenny Hilliard are both nephews of former Saints running back Dalton Hilliard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:11 PM (GEICT)

510 Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2014 12:05 AM (3W1WP)

Good to hear you are doing well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:11 PM (o3MSL)

511 "You are a real sharp one with the insults and all."


Ah,, dude, it's all good.  Just messing around.  Hit me back.  RK, here.  Ain't no thing. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:11 PM (M2e56)

512 My friend wanted to bury them both.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 31, 2014 12:05 AM (FMbng)




Should have. Not a jury in the land...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:11 PM (6fyGz)

513 530 Ike and Kenny Hilliard are both nephews of former Saints running back Dalton Hilliard. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:11 AM (GEICT) --I figured they were related, although I thought Ike was Dalton's little brother. I loved throwing bombs to Dalton when playing the Saints in Tecmo Super Bowl.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:12 PM (v6uvG)

514 Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2014 12:10 AM (t//F+)



sweet...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:13 PM (6fyGz)

515  including one that I swear is a parts gun converting a flintlock heavy barreled Jager rifle to percussion ignition by inletting an English shotgun lock, sawing down the barrel and stock to about 16" and attaching wrought iron hooks to make it a cavalry musketoon.

Posted by: kindltot


I don't know what any of that means but it sure sounds nice.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 30, 2014 07:13 PM (kAPuS)

516 BRB. Pie.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:13 PM (6fyGz)

517 >>>Still miss her texting me at work but I stopped expecting it after a couple of months. My screen is all blurry. Fucking allergies. There but for the Grace go I. I seriously cannot even contemplate life without my Cougar.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:13 PM (e+1S5)

518 Hangover cure? It's Science! Well..., kinda http://tinyurl.com/ozso9gy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 07:13 PM (/GgDU)

519   "Just changing my socks."


Hot date? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:13 PM (M2e56)

520 There but for the Grace go I. I seriously cannot even contemplate life without my Cougar. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:13 AM (e+1S5) Same here. I'd miss the hell out of Cougar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:14 PM (GEICT)

521 Uh oh, Tiger down.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:15 PM (v6uvG)

522 Hangover cure? Vodka and pickle juice. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:15 PM (e+1S5)

523 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:10 AM (6fyGz)

Understand, I don't talk about it much either. We had a very good life together, though with ups and downs like most couples.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:15 PM (o3MSL)

524 Fuck...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:15 PM (M2e56)

525

Just remember men/women are like buses. There's another one coming along every fifteen minutes...The best cure for a broken heart is to jump right back into the game..

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:16 PM (XYKz+)

526 543 Hangover cure? Vodka and pickle juice. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:15 AM (e+1S5) --Bleh, gimme a Caesar. It also helps to allay guilt because of the veggies in it.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:16 PM (v6uvG)

527 So about the muslim rapists in the UK who raped 1400+ little girls. [edit] that should not happen. In the states I would hope dads would do the needful w/ 12 guages.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 07:16 PM (rpols)

528 Just changing my socks. Don't mind me.

Posted by: DC in River City


BCochran DM'd me to ask you to do it slowly.

Don't know what he means.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 30, 2014 07:17 PM (kAPuS)

529 "Hangover cure? Vodka and pickle juice. Don't knock it till you've tried it."

Older than the Pyramids.  Any new info?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:17 PM (M2e56)

530 >>>Same here. I'd miss the hell out of Cougar. *snort* Fucking Irish faggot. Wait for it.....

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:17 PM (e+1S5)

531 Badgers going back to basics.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:18 PM (v6uvG)

532 If God should ever grant me another redhead I shall endeavor to take better care of her this time.

-------------------

I hear ya!  God did grant me that chance and I'm doing my best.  Seriously?  What woman would take on a widower with five kids?  She's a fantastic woman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 07:18 PM (3W1WP)

533 There is some poison "ivy" soap that is supposed to be very effective in removing the urushiol compound that is common to all the poisonous plants (ivy, oak, sumac). Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:08 AM (o3MSL) Try Ivarest. I am the type that if I get within 10ft of poison ivy, oak or sumac that I break out all over, and this stuff works.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper remembers where this is stored in the spank bank at August 30, 2014 07:18 PM (+Fae7)

534

Kindltot......  sounds like the makings of a good range day, there.

 

 

Not that it'd be safe or sane to shoot those antiquities.....but, I'd be tempted to.

 

 

I can resisit anything, but temptation.

 

 

 

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2014 07:18 PM (vvk2F)

535 Same here. I'd miss the hell out of Cougar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:14 AM (GEICT)




rum in the nose you prick

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:19 PM (6fyGz)

536 Ah,, dude, it's all good. Just messing around. Hit me back. RK, here. Ain't no thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2014 12:11 AM (M2e56)



So that was you? Does it ever get tiring being an asshole?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 07:19 PM (Om9Yh)

537 PICK LSU

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:20 PM (e+1S5)

538 Dumb INT.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:20 PM (v6uvG)

539 In the states I would hope dads would do the needful w/ 12 gauges.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 31, 2014 12:16 AM (rpols)


That would have been the case once upon a time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:20 PM (o3MSL)

540 Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2014 12:13 AM (kAPuS)

I'm a gear head.  Just different gear.  Mine goes boom on purpose.

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 07:20 PM (t//F+)

541 So, um, gayish behavior above.  No real answer to that.  Yeah. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:20 PM (M2e56)

542 Nil Butron is a pud.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 30, 2014 07:20 PM (fIv/H)

543 The best cure for a broken heart is to jump right back into the game..

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 12:16 AM (XYKz+)




Maybe someday. For now I'm content to sit here and watch the traffic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:21 PM (6fyGz)

544 LSU INTERCEPTION!!! Ran back up the right sideline before going out of bounds, talking someone man and stuffing a football up his as. Got up, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, DC!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:21 PM (GEICT)

545 rum in the nose you prick Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:19 AM (6fyGz)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:22 PM (GEICT)

546 That would have been the case once upon a time! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:20 AM (o3MSL) Once the burning times are here old time thinking will be everywhere.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 30, 2014 07:22 PM (rpols)

547 Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2014 12:18 AM (3W1WP)

Good on ya'.  As you well know, treasure what you've got because you won't have it forever!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:22 PM (o3MSL)

548

I'm a singles dating site member. Gots me a date for brunch in the am tomorrow with a sweet looking lady.

 

 

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:22 PM (XYKz+)

549 This new Doctor Who episode is really the bunga bunga.

Who was the brains of the outfit who wrote this horrible mangling of Fantastic Voyage?

Daleks, I thought they smelled horrible on the outside.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:22 PM (whKdw)

550 Maybe someday. For now I'm content to sit here and watch the traffic. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:21 AM (6fyGz) GGE enjoys trying to get other people into bar fights.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:23 PM (GEICT)

551 >>>Ran back up the right sideline before going out of bounds, talking someone man and stuffing a football up his as. Got up, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, DC!" Anyone have a BC-to-English dictionary handy?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:23 PM (e+1S5)

552 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:21 AM (6fyGz)

Watching the river flow!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:23 PM (o3MSL)

553 "So that was you? Does it ever get tiring being an asshole?"

No.  You can knock me anytime you want.  It's all good fun and nobody goes home crying. 

Hit me, CMR.  Make it funny. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:23 PM (M2e56)

554 569 I'm a singles dating site member. Gots me a date for brunch in the am tomorrow with a sweet looking lady. Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 12:22 AM (XYKz+) --Sweet. ust dn't make more than one return trip to the buffet. If she makes more than one, run away.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:24 PM (v6uvG)

555 Once the burning times are here old time thinking will be everywhere.

Posted by: Victory at Sea at August 31, 2014 12:22 AM (rpols)


Gimme that ole time thinking!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:24 PM (o3MSL)

556 Anyone have a BC-to-English dictionary handy? Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:23 AM (e+1S5) Auto correct and a couple drinks have betrayed me. Et Tu, CapsLock? Et tu?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:24 PM (GEICT)

557 I tracked them down to find a full-size cicada hiding under a frying pan on the range. Perhaps it came in with the car. ...I was able to collect it in a jar and toss it outside, only to have it fly directly back into the kitchen, where it circled for a while until crash-landing. Into the toaster. To be continued... Posted by: Piercello at August 30, 2014 10:38 PM TY for reminding me of my bat experience the other night. A big bug I can handle, but a big freaking bat was a bitch after a bottle of wine. Left a window open to chase it out, I've done this before, but the bugger wouldn't get out. Had to kill it w/ the broom. Still bugs me as I'm wondering how it got in. We had a few before the house was resided but this may be the first since. And definitely the biggest, yuck.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 07:24 PM (o/90i)

558 >>>So that was you? Does it ever get tiring being an asshole? Dude, it's Saturday night and Kill is fucking around. Does it get tiring playing blog cop?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:24 PM (e+1S5)

559 Oog. You're looking at one thrashed cthulhu.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 07:25 PM (RD+Jc)

560 580 Oog. You're looking at one thrashed cthulhu..... Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 12:25 AM (RD+Jc) --Rum?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:26 PM (v6uvG)

561

575

 

heh Yeah well she's slim and trim in her profile photos. I just hope that's not her daughter .

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:26 PM (XYKz+)

562 Dude, it's Saturday night and Kill is fucking around. Does it get tiring playing blog cop? Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:24 AM (e+1S5) Holy shit! The cops are here???? RUN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:26 PM (GEICT)

563 I'm a singles dating site member. Gots me a date for brunch in the am tomorrow with a sweet looking lady.

Posted by: Regular Guy


Well done, sirrah.

Just don't mention that you're a Moron (tm) and you find hobo hunting amusing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 30, 2014 07:26 PM (kAPuS)

564 Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 12:26 AM (XYKz+)

See if you can get her to show you a picture of her mother!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:28 PM (o3MSL)

565 Hey there Cthulhu! Back from your trip?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:28 PM (QBm1P)

566 >>>Holy shit! The cops are here???? RUN!!!!!!!! Not just cops. MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!! C'mon joe, I know you're out there...

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:28 PM (e+1S5)

567 If her favorite wine is a Chianti, you may want to rethink things.

If its really Meggie Mac under an alias, run.  You won't be able afford her food bill.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:28 PM (whKdw)

568 Moron League still stuck at 9 teams.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:29 PM (v6uvG)

569 Well done, sirrah.

Just don't mention that you're a Moron (tm) and you find hobo hunting amusing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2014 12:26 AM (kAPuS)




Yep, "hobo hunting" and "the AoS Moron Lifestyle" got me no hits when I tried it. Who knew...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:29 PM (6fyGz)

570 In the states I would hope dads would do the needful w/ 12 gauges. ----- That's what brothers and fathers are for...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 07:29 PM (/GgDU)

571 If its really Meggie Mac under an alias, run. You won't be able afford her food bill. Just strap on the ol' burlap feed bag and make a run for it. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2014 07:30 PM (Vh4i6)

572 D.C. is not at any single night. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:30 PM (M2e56)

573 Oog. You're looking at one thrashed cthulhu.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 12:25 AM (RD+Jc)





As long as you don't have rum up your nose from trying not to laugh it's all good. That shit burns, who knew...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:30 PM (6fyGz)

574 DC!!! WHY ISN"T YOUR ASS IN THE LEAGUE???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:30 PM (GEICT)

575 Surely it is better than copping a blog, DC.  Not much of a handhold there really.  And fugettabout motorboating.

Now coppicing a blog is different, you need to determine the right height.  I suggest the same as a good plane tree on a city street, keep it out of the gas-lights but keep some shade.  But make sure to get paid more than a kopek to coppice the blog, since a lower price blurs the line between coppice and caprice.
Which are nice to wear if you have good ankles.

Hey! Rye liqueur makes you just as drunk as rye whiskey!

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 07:30 PM (t//F+)

576 Looking grim for the Badgers.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:31 PM (v6uvG)

577 I'm a hit at my hometown discussion group at FB tonight. I asked everyone which is the worst parking lot in my town. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2014 07:31 PM (Vh4i6)

578 Just strap on the ol' burlap feed bag and make a run for it. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2014 12:30 AM (Vh4i6)




There are some things a GGE just won't do.




*as long as anyone has to find out about it*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:31 PM (6fyGz)

579 I'm a singles dating site member. Gots me a date for brunch in the am tomorrow with a sweet looking lady. --------------- Pants , man! For the love of mike wear pants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2014 07:32 PM (/GgDU)

580 Now coppicing a blog is different, you need to determine the right height. I suggest the same as a good plane tree on a city street, keep it out of the gas-lights but keep some shade. But make sure to get paid more than a kopek to coppice the blog, since a lower price blurs the line between coppice and caprice.
Which are nice to wear if you have good ankles.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2014 12:30 AM (t//F+)




uh....what?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:32 PM (6fyGz)

581 Or at least a kilt and sporran laddie.  plus a shirt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:32 PM (whKdw)

582 Again, DC if full of shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2014 07:33 PM (M2e56)

583 I hear trapdoor Springfield and the first thing that pops in the brain is stuck on a hillside in Montana in '76 trying to extract a F***ing torn casing and hearing horses bolting in the rear and that first glimmer that bad shit is about to happen.

Posted by: Man from Wazzuland at August 30, 2014 07:33 PM (cgWjy)

584

584

We have been chatting via phone this week. There is something to be said for dating sites. It would take me 3 dinner dates to find out we were not a good match otherwise. This way everything is up front in writing . Likes dislikes profession education children marriage status pets ect. I might get charged with being a stalker if I were to ask all those questions say in a supermarket or other public place.

 

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:33 PM (XYKz+)

585 597 Looking grim for the Badgers. Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2014 12:31 AM (v6uvG) --- Did Gordon Ramsey's dwarf porn double stumble onto the field?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:33 PM (QBm1P)

586 >>>DC!!! WHY ISN"T YOUR ASS IN THE LEAGUE??? I sent a comment early that I would get in. Tell CDR M I'm in if he needs one more. I'm the worst FFB player in history, so you really want me in your league.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:33 PM (e+1S5)

587 Moron League still stuck at 9 teams.

---------------------------

I'll join.  My team name is "10th place"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 07:33 PM (3W1WP)

588 >>>Again, DC if full of shit. The fuck did I do now?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:34 PM (e+1S5)

589 DC your team name needs to be Voices from the Cellar.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:34 PM (whKdw)

590 Pants , man! For the love of mike wear pants. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2014 12:32 AM (/GgDU) Woah, wait a second. If the man is hung like a black pornstar, pants might be detrimental. If he is so blessed, I'm thinking shorts a little on the tight side.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:34 PM (GEICT)

591 I would try the doughnut burger, but with only doughnut sliced in half with the burger and bacon inside. It'd be like having breakfast sausage with pancakes. Mmmm. Sweet and savory are so good together.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, Team Perry too! at August 30, 2014 07:34 PM (KL49F)

592 Duke Lowell: yep. Lemme guess, all the team practices are at the bar at Hooters? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2014 07:35 PM (Vh4i6)

593 589 Moron League still stuck at 9 teams. Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2014 12:29 AM (v6uvG) I shot CDR M an email a little over an hour ago.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2014 07:35 PM (JBEAz)

594 Did Gordon Ramsey's dwarf porn double stumble onto the field? Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2014 12:33 AM (QBm1P) [starting deep fryer in den]

Posted by: The Badgers at August 30, 2014 07:35 PM (v6uvG)

595

585

I have tiny photo url in my favs ok

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:35 PM (XYKz+)

596 Or at least a kilt and sporran laddie. plus a shirt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2014 12:32 AM (whKdw)




This does get the looks BTW. Just sayin'.  And tomorrow is the first of September.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:36 PM (6fyGz)

597 Woah, wait a second. If the man is hung like a black pornstar, pants might be detrimental. If he is so blessed, I'm thinking shorts a little on the tight side. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:34 AM (GEICT) ----------- Go on....

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:36 PM (QBm1P)

598 And LSU salts he game away

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:36 PM (v6uvG)

599 S. E. C.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:37 PM (GEICT)

600 (Just don't take BC with you when you're wearing your kilt. Dude likes to try to start bar fights.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:37 PM (6fyGz)

601 One shot before bed? I need two more. BC doesn't count, cause I know he'll play.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:37 PM (e+1S5)

602

611

I do need the max condoms but mostly for girth....heh

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:38 PM (XYKz+)

603 357 {{{{Molly}}}}



Don't go away.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 11:18 PM (FHrsI)



Please stay, Molly. We're awfully fond of you here and we'd worry so if you disappeared.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 07:38 PM (RD+Jc)

604 One shot before bed? I need two more. BC doesn't count, cause I know he'll play.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:37 AM (e+1S5)




Eh, what the hell. Why not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (6fyGz)

605 Likes dislikes profession education children marriage status pets ect. I might get charged with being a stalker if I were to ask all those questions say in a supermarket or other public place. Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 12:33 AM (XYKz+) ***** Were it not for the fact that most of these responses are total BS, this would make sense. Been there, done that. My profile details very clearly that I won't try to change you, return the favor. Works for about 90 days, then there we go.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (ojnk6)

606 621 (Just don't take BC with you when you're wearing your kilt. Dude likes to try to start bar fights.) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:37 AM (6fyGz) I DIDN"T START THE FIGHT!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (GEICT)

607

Holy shit! The cops are here???? RUN!!!!!!!!

 

Speaking of cops....

 

I think he handled the situation far better than the cops

 

http://tinyurl.com/nrbu96w

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (eEBON)

608 Best opening week of college ball I can remember.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (v6uvG)

609 One shot before bed? I need two more. BC doesn't count, cause I know he'll play. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:37 AM (e+1S5) Got one looking at me. You need a toast?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (GEICT)

610 Duke Lowell: yep. Lemme guess, all the team practices are at the bar at Hooters? ;-)

--------------------------------

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH.  It's the "bingo parlor down at the YMCA."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2014 07:39 PM (3W1WP)

611 I would join the Fantasy FL but, I would come in 11th in a 10 team league!!

Posted by: Old Dog at August 30, 2014 07:40 PM (tQYJH)

612 When you dress provocatively like that, GGE, shit is gonna happen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:40 PM (QBm1P)

613 >>>You need a toast? I got this one. GGE is in. Waiting on one more.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:41 PM (e+1S5)

614 Wisconsin has a player named Reggie Love and LSU has a player named Clapp.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:42 PM (v6uvG)

615 Evening, all. Just got back from buying canned goods at Wal-Mart. I hate to wait 'til the crowds get panicky, don't you?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2014 07:42 PM (l3vZN)

616 I'm in.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:42 PM (QBm1P)

617 I got this one. GGE is in. Waiting on one more. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:41 AM (e+1S5) --I'm in.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:42 PM (v6uvG)

618 Hrothgar!?!!? You still around you bastard?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:42 PM (GEICT)

619 I DIDN"T START THE FIGHT!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:39 AM (GEICT)




LOL but I'll tell you one of the cutest damn things I've ever seen is when I walked in with that kilt and Vendette's eyes bugged out, then she covered her face and said "He's wearing a KILT!!!" I said I was going to do it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:42 PM (6fyGz)

620 Eris and logprof are in! Call it DC

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:43 PM (GEICT)

621 What do know that we don't, Jinx?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:43 PM (QBm1P)

622 Trapdoors loaded in black powder are fun to shoot.  Actually all black powder cartridge guns I've been allowed to shoot are sooooo much fun.  The older "balloon" head cartridges would tear if the chamber was dirty or the pressure was high...say because you were shooting a lot because you were being overrun.  This was solved by having the modern style brass that at the time was called a "solid head". 
The older steel is not as sturdy, the older barrels will get stripped smooth and the older stocks tend to crack if you use nitro loads in older guns, so linotype lead bullets and BP are what you need to bring that old wallhanger back to use.

I admit to being an unmitigated geek on the subject, but I like to see the old guns fired.  It is like wielding Excalibur again, but an Excalibur that could drop a bad guy in the dirt at 600 yards.

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 07:43 PM (t//F+)

623

617 Well me dear old Mum was from Merry Ye Old and married a Scotsman after my Sicilian father passed so kilts are in my wheelhouse. Never forget in Key West at sunset there is the southern most point in the US and people there hold a celebration everyday. One time there was a Scotsman playing pipes with a little box on the ground for donations and a picture that read on the back turn over to see what a Scotsman wears under his kilt..... You know the story about curiosity right ugh!

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:43 PM (XYKz+)

624 When you dress provocatively like that, GGE, shit is gonna happen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2014 12:40 AM (QBm1P)



Sometimes ya just gotta step up and happen to life instead of letting it happen to you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:43 PM (6fyGz)

625 LOL but I'll tell you one of the cutest damn things I've ever seen is when I walked in with that kilt and Vendette's eyes bugged out, then she covered her face and said "He's wearing a KILT!!!" I said I was going to do it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:42 AM (6fyGz)




*Covers face again*

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 07:44 PM (FHrsI)

626 *gags*  This episode is just stinking up the wazoo...  waiting for the Dalek to talk about seeing C-Beams glitter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:44 PM (whKdw)

627
*Covers face again*

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 12:44 AM (FHrsI)




See what I mean?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:46 PM (6fyGz)

628 I recycling, but I like it, so fuck off: If you must lie, lie for a friend If you must steal, steal a young girl's heart If you must cheat, cheat death If you must drink, drink with me. Slainte!

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:46 PM (e+1S5)

629 *tap tap tap* This thing on? Anyone in there?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:46 PM (GEICT)

630 *gags* This episode is just stinking up the wazoo... waiting for the Dalek to talk about seeing C-Beams glitter.

Not worth torrenting?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 07:46 PM (UVfht)

631 If God should ever grant me another redhead I shall endeavor to take better care of her this time. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 I'm betting you did just fine. I'm still on my first redhead and can't imagine what I'd do if she went before me. Dad just lost his wife of 59 years this spring, but he seems to be doing all right, most of the time.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 07:47 PM (o/90i)

632 My wife saw me in a kilt once. Her comment was to "Do the world a favor and never show those legs in public." After many a PLF and impacts at the plate I have the world ugliest knees!

Posted by: Old Dog at August 30, 2014 07:47 PM (tQYJH)

633 Slainte!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:47 PM (6fyGz)

634 You still around you bastard?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:42 AM (GEICT)


No asshole, I left some time ago!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:47 PM (o3MSL)

635 I do believe I could physically pull off the kilt. Socially? Personally? Very much in doubt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:48 PM (GEICT)

636 Ganbei!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:48 PM (QBm1P)

637 You still around you bastard?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:42 AM (GEICT)

No asshole, I left some time ago!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:47 AM (o3MSL)



*Applauds*

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 07:48 PM (FHrsI)

638 This thing on? Anyone in there? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:46 AM (GEICT) ***** Some are still hanging. Been involved in email rather than the blog. Funny that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 07:49 PM (ojnk6)

639 Evening, all. Just got back from buying canned goods at Wal-Mart. I hate to wait 'til the crowds get panicky, don't you?>>> Keep a good caned stock but don't forget to have a Snoopy fishing pole and some hunting gear ready too. They can't loot the lakes and woods.

Posted by: Swatara at August 30, 2014 07:49 PM (XFT89)

640 Sometimes ya just gotta step up and happen to life instead of letting it happen to you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:43 AM (6fyGz)


There's class, and then there's GGE with a kilt!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:49 PM (o3MSL)

641 Dad just lost his wife of 59 years this spring, but he seems to be doing all right, most of the time.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2014 12:47 AM (o/90i)




My folks are in their 70's now, if Dad goes first Mom will be fine but if Mom goes first Dad will be gone in a couple of years at most. She is his life, as it should be, but she's an old Iowa farm girl, tough as nails.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:49 PM (6fyGz)

642 Slainte! Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:46 AM (e+1S5) do dheagh shlàinte

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:49 PM (GEICT)

643 Buzzing hard now.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:49 PM (v6uvG)

644 There's class, and then there's GGE with a kilt!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:49 AM (o3MSL)



and no chance that you will ever mistake one for the other.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:50 PM (6fyGz)

645 Basura...   these human rebels ask the Doctor to fix this malfunctioning Dalek.  These rebels have a machine that can do Fantastic Voyage, so the Doctor and Clara and a security team are shrunk, and go into the Dalek to find out what ails the Dalek...

And the crazy lady talking of Heaven is back from the first episode.  I think someone has slipped Better Than Life in the Who-verse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:50 PM (whKdw)

646 Tequila + Kilts = AoSHQ fundraiser calendar

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 07:51 PM (QBm1P)

647 656 I do believe I could physically pull off the kilt. Socially? Personally? Very much in doubt. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:48 AM (GEICT) Isn't that a form of blasphemy since you're Irish and not Scottish.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2014 07:51 PM (JBEAz)

648 *tap tap tap*


This thing on?

Anyone in there?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:46 AM (GEICT)



Here? I guess. So I suppose.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 07:51 PM (Om9Yh)

649 They can't loot the lakes and woods.

Posted by: Swatara at August 31, 2014 12:49 AM (XFT89)


Interesting that I would be willing to bet they'll try to fence the lakes and woods, but not the border.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (o3MSL)

650 Tequila + Kilts = AoSHQ fundraiser calendar

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2014 12:51 AM (QBm1P)



Ah, now why would you want to inflict such a thing upon the world?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (6fyGz)

651 I do believe I could physically pull off the kilt.



Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:48 AM (GEICT)




*Puts on sunglasses to counteract the glare*



Go ahead.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (FHrsI)

652

626 

You would be surprised how many women with masters and no children are here in the North East. Professionals by the dozen. retired and independent . I have been to Manhattan and Philadelphia on dates. I am having a blast. The men to woman ratio at my age is in my favor. Not for anything but I realized these gals will never settle down at this point so I take it for what it is. But they are realizing the stark reality that Gloria Stienem's  ideology blowz.

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (XYKz+)

653 Yay! Moron League has 10 teams at last!!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (v6uvG)

654 Isn't that a form of blasphemy since you're Irish and not Scottish. Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2014 12:51 AM (JBEAz) The Irish wore tartans. Also, if you go back a little ways, the Irish are Scottish. Go back even a little further and the Scottish are Vikings. Yeah, we're all filthy scandis

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (GEICT)

655 >>>I do believe I could physically pull off the kilt. Yep. Every woman dreams of a pale guy with chicken legs. It's science.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:52 PM (e+1S5)

656 do dheagh shlainte

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:49 AM (GEICT)


What are you trying to suggest here?  Didn't you read the sign in the front window, "Irish need not imply" ?

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 07:53 PM (t//F+)

657 and no chance that you will ever mistake one for the other.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:50 AM (6fyGz)


Orthogonal concepts!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:53 PM (o3MSL)

658 Go ahead. Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 12:52 AM (FHrsI) You're one to talk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:53 PM (GEICT)

659 Moron League draft at 9 Eastern tomorrow night.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 07:53 PM (v6uvG)

660 To quote Sean Connery in The Longest Day - "It takes an Irishman to play the pipes."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 07:54 PM (whKdw)

661 Yep. Every woman dreams of a pale guy with chicken legs. It's science.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:52 AM (e+1S5)




You didn't capitalize Science and you forgot "Bitchez!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:54 PM (6fyGz)

662 You're one to talk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:53 AM (GEICT)




Exactly. 

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 07:54 PM (FHrsI)

663 >>>Yay! Moron League has 10 teams at last!! I see how you are. I want to join the cool kids club, but noooo. Not so much as an email. Pfffftt.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:54 PM (e+1S5)

664 Yep. Every woman dreams of a pale guy with chicken legs. It's science. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:52 AM (e+1S5) Fuck you pothead, I have excellent legs. Month or so in the gym, women would cream themselves just to touch my calves.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:55 PM (GEICT)

665 Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 12:52 AM (FHrsI)

You don't want sunglasses, you want the solar eclipse direct viewing glasses for that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2014 07:55 PM (o3MSL)

666 Got the fishing and hunting covered, and the firewood too. The 'just in time logistics' our country runs on made me want to beef up things a bit this fall.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2014 07:55 PM (l3vZN)

667 You're one to talk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:53 AM (GEICT)




*opens mouth*


*closes mouth*


*pours more rum*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:55 PM (6fyGz)

668 581 580 Oog. You're looking at one thrashed cthulhu.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 12:25 AM (RD+Jc)


--Rum?

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2014 12:26 AM (v6uvG)




Overdoing tourism. Arlington Cemetery without sunscreen, that sort of thing.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 07:55 PM (RD+Jc)

669 Anyone here from Texas or thereabouts looking for a dog? There was just a major collie rescue in Tomball. Details at my nick.

Houston Collie Rescue is handling the dogs. They look like a really good organization.

Collies are wonderful dogs. Very gentle with other animals, especially kittehs which they find fascinating.

Posted by: Y-not at August 30, 2014 07:55 PM (zDsvJ)

670 You don't want sunglasses, you want the solar eclipse direct viewing glasses for that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2014 12:55 AM (o3MSL)



Don't worry, I own those just in case I catch myself in a reflection 

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 07:56 PM (FHrsI)

671 656 I do believe I could physically pull off the kilt.  -------------- You want to pull off GGE's kilt? Fuckin' gross.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 30, 2014 07:56 PM (xU93L)

672 Noooo! The cream goes to the calves so they can become big bulls!

Ok, that is not as funny as the liquor tells me it is.

G'night Gracie!

Posted by: kindltot at August 30, 2014 07:56 PM (t//F+)

673 >>>You didn't capitalize Science and you forgot "Bitchez!" I stand corrected. As always, you are as wise as you are something something.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:57 PM (e+1S5)

674 Tequila + Kilts = AoSHQ fundraiser calendar

Posted by: All Hail Eris


Like a gardening coffee table book.

"Pale moon through twigs and berries."

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 30, 2014 07:57 PM (kAPuS)

675 You want to pull off GGE's kilt? Fuckin' gross.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 31, 2014 12:56 AM (xU93L)




Yeah. Nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:57 PM (6fyGz)

676 You want to pull off GGE's kilt? Fuckin' gross. Posted by: shredded chi at August 31, 2014 12:56 AM (xU93L) Where the fuck is Bannion when you actually need him? Here I need to call in an actual airstrike and he's nowhere to be found. *shrugs* Army.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 07:57 PM (GEICT)

677 these human rebels ask the Doctor to fix this malfunctioning Dalek

Well, this seems a bit... off.  If it's "malfunctioning" it's not killing people for the sheer joy of killing, leave it alone.

I think someone has slipped Better Than Life in the Who-verse.

OK, sounds like I can wait for the season to show up on Netflix.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 07:57 PM (UVfht)

678 586 Hey there Cthulhu! Back from your trip?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2014 12:28 AM (QBm1P)



Hell, no -- still staggering through it.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 07:58 PM (RD+Jc)

679 Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:57 AM (e+1S5)


but mostly the something something.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:58 PM (6fyGz)

680 Overdoing tourism. Arlington Cemetery without sunscreen, that sort of thing.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 12:55 AM (RD+Jc)




*Shoves aloe through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 07:58 PM (FHrsI)

681 >>>Month or so in the gym, women would cream themselves just to touch my calves. So, that'll be happening sometime around the seventh of never?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 07:58 PM (e+1S5)

682 Where the fuck is Bannion when you actually need him? Here I need to call in an actual airstrike and he's nowhere to be found.

*shrugs*

Army.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:57 AM (GEICT)




I believe he was artillery. For an airstrike you would need the Air Force. Or Naval Aviation, one of the two.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 07:59 PM (6fyGz)

683 The 'just in time logistics' our country runs on made me want to beef up things a bit this fall.>>> I was only pointing out diversification in any investment plan is prudent. Some people tend to focus on one plan that can be a bad investment for the long haul.

Posted by: Swatara at August 30, 2014 08:00 PM (XFT89)

684 Blanco I think the lady and Heaven is just another sub-routine of the sonic screwdriver.  Remember the virtual soul of Dr. River Song.  But in both episodes these scenes stick out like sore thumbs because we are not even being given a subtle Big Bad Wolf reference...  just 'Welcome to Heaven' so I think of the digital avatar of River Song.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 08:01 PM (whKdw)

685 So, that'll be happening sometime around the seventh of never? Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:58 AM (e+1S5) I'm actually going to make a go at it shortly. I'm tired of being 10-15lbs overweight and in terrible shape.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:01 PM (GEICT)

686 Btw, before I bail - hey Jinx. And cthulhu, if I'd have known you'd be at Arlington today, I would've given you a marker # to visit... Dad is there.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 30, 2014 08:01 PM (xU93L)

687 >>>For an airstrike you would need the Air Force. Or Naval Aviation, one of the two. Fuck you, man.

Posted by: Marine Aviator in a F/A18 at August 30, 2014 08:01 PM (e+1S5)

688 Yep. Every woman dreams of a pale guy with chicken legs. It's science.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 12:52 AM (e+1S5)



It might explain Ireland and Scotland.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2014 08:01 PM (Om9Yh)

689 Where the fuck is Bannion when you actually need him? Here I need to call in an actual airstrike and he's nowhere to be found.

*shrugs*

Army.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 12:57 AM (GEICT)



You're the one with the phrasing problem.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 08:01 PM (FHrsI)

690 Yeah, we're all filthy scandis The bloody Celts were almost everywhere in Europe at one time or another!

Posted by: Old Dog at August 30, 2014 08:02 PM (tQYJH)

691 I believe he was artillery. For an airstrike you would need the Air Force. Or Naval Aviation, one of the two. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:59 AM (6fyGz) Listen Mr Smarty Pants, what I need is for the things I point at to go BOOM. Don't bother me with the details of how that gets down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:02 PM (GEICT)

692 Posted by: Marine Aviator in a F/A18 at August 31, 2014 01:01 AM (e+1S5)



Look at your ID card jarhead. Department of the...what???? Yeah.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:02 PM (6fyGz)

693 Now now GGE, you can't call them Jarheads.  Since they did find a use for jars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 08:03 PM (whKdw)

694 My particular branch of the Celts got here by way of the Ulster Plantation. Wonder why we are not fond of the Irish!

Posted by: Old Dog at August 30, 2014 08:03 PM (tQYJH)

695 The bloody Celts were almost everywhere in Europe at one time or another! Posted by: Old Dog at August 31, 2014 01:02 AM (tQYJH) We had a lot of love to give. And so many pretty lasses to give it to.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:03 PM (GEICT)

696 All right, time to back away from the laptop and listen to the podcast. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2014 08:04 PM (v6uvG)

697 >>>I'm actually going to make a go at it shortly. I'm tired of being 10-15lbs overweight and in terrible shape. *cough* crossfit.com 5x3 front squats tomorrow. I'm gonna shoot for 250. That might be ambitious.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 08:04 PM (e+1S5)

698 Now now GGE, you can't call them Jarheads. Since they did find a use for jars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2014 01:03 AM (whKdw)




hmmm...point made...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:04 PM (6fyGz)

699 *cough* crossfit.com 5x3 front squats tomorrow. I'm gonna shoot for 250. That might be ambitious. Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 01:04 AM (e+1S5) You and your CrackFat can go sit right over there. I'll be over here lifting actual weights and doing core exercises.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:06 PM (GEICT)

700 >>>Look at your ID card jarhead. Department of the...what???? Yeah. Yep...says department of the navy....the Men's Department.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 08:06 PM (e+1S5)

701 Actually I have found Marines to be quite excellent at booze disposal.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:06 PM (6fyGz)

702 >>>I'll be over here lifting actual weights and doing core exercises. so....Pilates at 9?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 08:07 PM (e+1S5)

703 Yep...says department of the navy....the Men's Department.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 01:06 AM (e+1S5)




Like I said. Naval Aviation.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:07 PM (6fyGz)

704 0 I'm actually going to make a go at it shortly. I'm tired of being 10-15lbs overweight and in terrible shape. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 01:01 AM (G *** Did this x double. Lost t 45 lbs. It was this or face multi daily shots of insulin.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 08:07 PM (ojnk6)

705 Good to 'see' you Chi! I'm done boring the people here to death, too. Good night all.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2014 08:07 PM (l3vZN)

706 722 Actually I have found Marines to be quite excellent at booze disposal. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 01:06 AM (6fyGz)[/] Also look cute begging a ride from the Navy for everywhere they go.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:08 PM (GEICT)

707 department of the navy....the Men's Department.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 01:06 AM (e+1S5)



Oh, so you've read Mr. Vendette's ID?  (CDR, USN)

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 08:08 PM (FHrsI)

708 so....Pilates at 9? Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 01:07 AM (e+1S5) Yup. Nailed it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:09 PM (GEICT)

709 Good night, good people. And good night. BC.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2014 08:09 PM (e+1S5)

710 My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:09 PM (6fyGz)

711 Well sober bored and ignored is no way to go through life Gnite Morons and Ettes

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 08:09 PM (XYKz+)

712 Good night, good people. And good night. BC.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 31, 2014 01:09 AM (e+1S5)




Good night!  Have a wonderful Pilates class!

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 08:09 PM (FHrsI)

713 Did this x double. Lost t 45 lbs. It was this or face multi daily shots of insulin. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2014 01:07 AM (ojnk6) Good for you. Now, it won't make that kind of difference for me, I'm a Type 1 diabetic. But I'll generally more healthy. Carrying less weight. Etc.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:10 PM (GEICT)

714 Well sober bored and ignored is no way to go through life Gnite Morons and Ettes

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 01:09 AM (XYKz+)



Oh dear.  Good night, and I hope your date goes well!

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 08:10 PM (FHrsI)

715 Good night dickhead...I mean, DC!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:10 PM (GEICT)

716 Also look cute begging a ride from the Navy for everywhere they go..... >>> Just like an 18yr old give a ride to a 21yr old to the liquor store. No point going with out them.

Posted by: Swatara at August 30, 2014 08:11 PM (XFT89)

717 *pulls from bookshelf something saved from parent's National Geographic magazines*

From 1977 an illustrated map of Celtic Europe.  All the way from Ireland and Iberia to Galatia and Scythia.  Yeah the Celts got around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 08:11 PM (whKdw)

718 Well sober bored and ignored is no way to go through life Gnite Morons and Ettes

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 31, 2014 01:09 AM (XYKz+)



G'night RG, Tally Ho!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:11 PM (6fyGz)

719 Good night Reg Guy. Hope your date goes well!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:11 PM (GEICT)

720 she's an old Iowa farm girl, tough as nails. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 31, 2014 12:49 AM I'd forgotten you had IA roots. Weren't you back a bit ago for your folks anniversary?

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 08:11 PM (o/90i)

721

735 

Hmm the old guilt card worked for once. heh Good night Vendette

 

 

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 08:12 PM (XYKz+)

722 Good night all. Lots of horrific images to process in my dreams tonight!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 08:13 PM (QBm1P)

723 Alright folks, I gotta run too. Drank too much and I need to get in bed and sleep it off. If I stay up, there's a good chance someone will come along who wants to do a shot. Night! See you folks tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 30, 2014 08:13 PM (GEICT)

724 Pip pip right O and all that jolly rot

Posted by: Regular Guy at August 30, 2014 08:13 PM (XYKz+)

725 All Hair Eris, may the Faerie Queene herself Gloriana pay a visit to your slumbers.

And I am checking out also.  Besides I accidentally nailed the dreaded number.  Night.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2014 08:14 PM (whKdw)

726 I'd forgotten you had IA roots. Weren't you back a bit ago for your folks anniversary?

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2014 01:11 AM (o/90i)




January, and then again for my niece's graduation in May. Probably won't go back for a little while again, gotta let the travel fund build back up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:14 PM (6fyGz)

727 701 Overdoing tourism. Arlington Cemetery without sunscreen, that sort of thing.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 12:55 AM (RD+Jc)



*Shoves aloe through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 12:58 AM (FHrsI)



Thank you for the kindly thought, but it's quite a combination. I, at least, was wearing my hat -- except at the Tomb of the Unknowns. B is working on a nice case of heat-rash around her ankles -- hiking in redwood forests =/= hiking on pavement with humidity. My face is pink; hers is pinker. The hours have been weird. Our activities have been strange. We haven't been eating regular meals, but ending up famished in the middle of doing something leads to peculiar eating situations......and, of course, we're old farts.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:14 PM (RD+Jc)

728 Knock 'em dead at Prancercise class, BCoch!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 30, 2014 08:14 PM (QBm1P)

729 Lots of horrific images to process in my dreams tonight!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 31, 2014 01:13 AM (QBm1P)



Glad to have been of service. Sleep well!

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:15 PM (6fyGz)

730 Prayers and {{{hugs}}} Molly.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, Team Perry too! at August 30, 2014 08:15 PM (KL49F)

731 I just saw that "Ghostbusters" is in theatres this week! I'd love to see it on the big screen again. I was four when it came out and I remember seeing it at the drive-in with my family (and afterwards, watching my VHS copy a million times). It'd be fun to see the Stay-Puft Man.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 30, 2014 08:18 PM (KL49F)

732 707 Btw, before I bail - hey Jinx.
And cthulhu, if I'd have known you'd be at Arlington today, I would've given you a marker # to visit... Dad is there.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 31, 2014 01:01 AM (xU93L)



I thought of you, and tried their computer system with just a last name, getting zero results. I wouldn't have mentioned it if you hadn't said something.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:19 PM (RD+Jc)

733 Good for you. Now, it won't make that kind of difference for me, I'm a Type 1 diabetic. But I'll generally more healthy. Carrying less weight. Etc. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Tatted, Rested and Ready at August 31, 2014 01:10 AM (GEICT) **** Uderstood. I hsd a choice and chose, I hope wisely.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2014 08:20 PM (ojnk6)

734 711 Yeah, we're all filthy scandis

The bloody Celts were almost everywhere in Europe at one time or another!

Posted by: Old Dog at August 31, 2014 01:02 AM (tQYJH)



I saw the Bloody Celts with Desperate Picts as their opening act in '88....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:22 PM (RD+Jc)

735 Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:14 AM (RD+Jc)




And Sunday's going to be just as bad in the heat/humidity department.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 08:24 PM (FHrsI)

736 and, of course, we're old farts. Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:14 AM Yeah, but you're not getting younger. Enjoy the travel while you can. I'm afraid as we age the next few years it's gonna be off the table. I'm thinking we better fit in.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 08:24 PM (o/90i)

737 I remember seeing it at the drive-in ...

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 31, 2014 01:18 AM (KL49F)



The drive-in is still up and running in Henderson NC, Youngest Boy and I went up to see TMNT and Guardians of the Universe last weekend. They are getting ready to switch all their projectors over to digital next month.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 08:27 PM (6fyGz)

738 756 Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:14 AM (RD+Jc)




And Sunday's going to be just as bad in the heat/humidity department.

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 01:24 AM (FHrsI)



Worse, actually....which is why we busted a hump and will be doing mostly indoor games from here out.



Thanks, again, for the great company! We've never had an occasion where we met a 'ron and it wasn't the absolute bestest part of our day....and our time with you was absolutely no exception.....even though you hit us with that horrific earworm, "Does Your Chewing-Gum Lose its Flavor on the Bed-post Overnight?"

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:33 PM (RD+Jc)

739 I came into the marriage with a child, that would be daughter 1. Had aforementioned daughter 2 with him that has been the highlight of his life. He adopted daughter 1 but has never really felt any affection for her, refers to her as "your daughter" to me. Wow. That's...I dunno what to say. Gingy had Big before we married, I adopted him, and I figure he's as much mine as Little ( despite having half his genes being inferior ;-p( hell, it's worse, I CHOSE to own his ass (j/k) ) ). Marrying a woman with a kid or kids is a package deal, it has to be.

Posted by: Weirddave(chopped liver) at August 30, 2014 08:34 PM (7TK5d)

740 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2014 08:37 PM (ky43f)

741 757 and, of course, we're old farts.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:14 AM

Yeah, but you're not getting younger. Enjoy the travel while you can.

I'm afraid as we age the next few years it's gonna be off the table. I'm thinking we better fit in.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2014 01:24 AM (o/90i)



Way things are going, it won't be that we're getting old -- it'll be that the flaming wreckage of civil society there will be prowled by roving bands of psychopathic discards from the Dem coalition, fighting over phantom subsidies that their economies can't produce.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:38 PM (RD+Jc)

742 I thought of you, and tried their computer system... Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:19 AM (RD+Jc) --------------------- I appreciate the thought. Truly. Odd - I think of you you often, and even Mom asks when I see her " have you talked to the Elder God lately?" - and no, she doesn't call you that.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 30, 2014 08:38 PM (1lSBw)

743 even though you hit us with that horrific earworm, "Does Your Chewing-Gum Lose its Flavor on the Bed-post Overnight?"

Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:33 AM (RD+Jc)




If it helps, it's going through my head now.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 08:40 PM (FHrsI)

744 I just saw that "Ghostbusters" is in theatres this week! I'd love to see it on the big screen again. I was four when it came out and I remember seeing it at the drive-in with my family (and afterwards, watching my VHS copy a million times). It'd be fun to see the Stay-Puft Man.

--

I was 21 when Ghostbusters came out, and I will never forget seeing it in the theater.  When the Stay Puft Man came on that big screen, I laughed so hard, I had tears streaming down my cheeks.  It'd be fun to see it again on the big screen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2014 08:40 PM (tsGZY)

745 For the record, that Star Wars item in the sidebar is utter crap. Lucasfilm's second wave DVD release included the original cuts of the Star Wars trilogy as bonus features. The third wave DVD boxset releases were the exact same thing in a nifty little box. The one HUGE downside was that the original cuts were done in regular letterbox and not in anamorphic widescreen which I think means the image would look stretched and distorted on a widescreen TV.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2014 08:41 PM (ky43f)

746 752 I just saw that "Ghostbusters" is in theatres this week! I'd love to see it on the big screen again. I was four when it came out and I remember seeing it at the drive-in with my family (and afterwards, watching my VHS copy a million times). It'd be fun to see the Stay-Puft Man. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 31, 2014 01:18 AM (KL49F) Well it's the 30th anniversary and that's why it's in theaters. And if you were 4 when it came out that would make you 29 right?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2014 08:42 PM (JBEAz)

747 Marines are part of the Department of the Navy. Marines everywhere: "The Mens Department."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2014 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

748 Marines everywhere: "The Mens Department."

Hmmm... should I tell that joke or not?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 08:45 PM (UVfht)

749 Did someone say Ghostbusters? I fucking*love* Ghostbusters. Favorite movie of all time. Classic. And it's in Cinemark XD. Sure, overpriced, but I've never seen it on a big screen. It had a one night re-release five years ago but I missed my shot. NOT THIS TIME!!!!!!! I'm there. With bells on. And those bells will be attached to secret hidden places. And when I get happy, they shall jingle. I want the world to hear my jingling.

Posted by: Robert at August 30, 2014 08:45 PM (ky43f)

750 Molly, I'm divorced (2 years now, after 20 years of marriage) partially due to the fact that while I was deploying back and forth to Iraq, the youngest daughter was going thru her terrible teens and I was blamed by the now ex-husband that it was my fault for going back into the Army right before 9/ll. She was doing drugs, yet when I tried to discipline her, the ex pretty much said I had no right to, since I was never home. It hurt. And I drank. Hard. I live alone now, with the kids off living their own lives. My youngest (just turned 22 August 2 has a child of her own, and is a great mother. We're not all that close nowadays, but the hope is that the grand baby will enable us to grow closer. I lurk more than I comment here, but your story brought back memories of that time, and I hope and pray that you and your family can find a way to heal. Guilt is a motherfucker.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2014 08:46 PM (OsWis)

751 769 Blanco Basura at August 31, 2014 01:45 AM In todays Navy? No!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2014 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

752 Way things are going, it won't be that we're getting old -- it'll be that the flaming wreckage of civil society there will be prowled by roving bands of psychopathic discards from the Dem coalition, fighting over phantom subsidies that their economies can't produce. Posted by: cthulhu at Augets too cold up gust 31, 2014 01:38 A You really do need to get out of CA. We feel fairly safe in D....., ... You have my email, but it gets cold up here in the winter, doubt you'd like that.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 08:47 PM (o/90i)

753 In todays Navy? No!

Yeah, you're probably right.  Too close to what's really going on anyway.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 08:49 PM (UVfht)

754 763 I thought of you, and tried their computer system...

Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:19 AM (RD+Jc)
---------------------

I appreciate the thought. Truly.
Odd - I think of you you often, and even Mom asks when I see her " have you talked to the Elder God lately?" - and no, she doesn't call you that.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 31, 2014 01:38 AM (1lSBw)



You can tell her that I'm prone to occasional bouts of idiocy where I'll do a week-long trip driving 13 hours up to visit my folks, then drive 13 hours back and do 16 hours of extensive gardening, then fly five hours into a 3-hour jetlag before driving six hours for a mini-"vacation" in a city I've never visited.....but you know I'm still thinking of you along the way 'cause I buy your dog rats.



Don't be terribly surprised if she looks at you funny afterward, though.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:49 PM (RD+Jc)

755 764 even though you hit us with that horrific earworm, "Does Your Chewing-Gum Lose its Flavor on the Bed-post Overnight?"


Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:33 AM (RD+Jc)



If it helps, it's going through my head now.

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 01:40 AM (FHrsI)



Serves you right . I hadn't thought of that in probably 30+ years.



Those were good years.


Congrats on nabbing "Frist!"

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 08:55 PM (RD+Jc)

756 Since everyone is coming clean, here's my worst drunk. It was maybe 26, 27 years ago. I went to a party in Catonsville, about 20 miles from home, and got wrecked. I had been invited by a friend from work. Somehow, I drove home ( on the highway ) and by the grace of God didn't kill anybody on the way. Next morning I woke up to the phone ringing from the angry host of the party. I had stolen money from them. No I hadn't, I was sure of that. I called work friend and he said he was with said host and money was missing. Hungover like a bitch I said I'd call him back. I went out to the car ( parked askew ) and found close to $200 in ones and fives in the trunk. I still can't imagine how I would come to do that, stealing is just so anathema to me. I returned the money of course, and that was the end of it in a "Hey man, everybody was wasted" forgiveness, but to this day it shames me. How could I steal? Someone else's money! I've had drunk episodes since, but nothing that bad.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 30, 2014 08:56 PM (7TK5d)

757 Hmmm... should I tell that joke or not? Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2014 01:45 AM --------------------- Not the same joke, I'm sure, but this came to mind... A Sailor and a Marine were using the head at the same time at the local watering hole. They finish, the Sailor shakes and starts to walk out as the jarhead says "in the Marines, they taught us to wash our hands afterwards." The Sailor replies "in the Navy, they taught us not to piss on our hands." Or something like that.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 30, 2014 09:03 PM (qqEdf)

758 Serves you right . I hadn't thought of that in probably 30+ years.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 01:55 AM (RD+Jc)



Here's another earworm from the same era:  One-eyed, One-horned, Flying Purple People Eater.



You're welcome.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 09:06 PM (FHrsI)

759 How could I steal? Someone else's money! I've had drunk episodes since, but nothing that bad. Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2014 01:56 AM Your were just stupid drunk. Dumber things have been done. Maybe you just wanted to keep it safe? I might have done something like that in my past. Well, no it was a friend of mine.

Posted by: Farmer at August 30, 2014 09:09 PM (o/90i)

760 777 Since everyone is coming clean, here's my worst drunk. It was maybe 26, 27 years ago. I went to a party in Catonsville, about 20 miles from home, and got wrecked. I had been invited by a friend from work. Somehow, I drove home ( on the highway ) and by the grace of God didn't kill anybody on the way. Next morning I woke up to the phone ringing from the angry host of the party. I had stolen money from them. No I hadn't, I was sure of that. I called work friend and he said he was with said host and money was missing. Hungover like a bitch I said I'd call him back. I went out to the car ( parked askew ) and found close to $200 in ones and fives in the trunk. I still can't imagine how I would come to do that, stealing is just so anathema to me. I returned the money of course, and that was the end of it in a "Hey man, everybody was wasted" forgiveness, but to this day it shames me. How could I steal? Someone else's money! I've had drunk episodes since, but nothing that bad.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2014 01:56 AM (7TK5d)



If it makes you feel any better, it sounds like you weren't stealing it for value; you were using it as materials. If you've ever seen the movie version of "The Wall", there's a point where Pink is making patterns across the room -- things like lines connecting his reading lamp with his book, using matches laid head-to-stem, possibly to represent light rays. He arranges paper clips across the desk, always with the end of the outside loop to the left.



You might have been trying to cover a surface in $1 bills such that the first row down had George aligned upside-down; then the next had him right-side up....and you were grabbing Georges from everywhere trying to implement this type of arrangement. It's not really 'stealing' -- it's more like mindlessly snarfing 90% of a shared box of popcorn.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 09:10 PM (RD+Jc)

761 'Worst drunk ever' stories are never a good idea for recovering alcoholics. Over 13 years of continuous sobriety and I still do an inward cringe when I start thinking about some of the things that happened in my old life. Blackouts are funny in the movies--you know, like the Hangover movies where they wake up in a strange place, wondering what happened and how they got there. The truth is blackouts are never funny, at least not when they happened to me. To give you an idea, the worst drink I ever had was a bottle of cooking wine I scavenged from a dumpster. It's good I don't forget those terrible mornings. Keeps me sober. Helps me stay in the day. Much better now, thanks.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2014 09:14 PM (ptcFO)

762 Sup Morons!

Posted by: thathalfrican at August 30, 2014 09:17 PM (Y5Onz)

763 Oh, Vendette.....come out to play-ay..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 09:17 PM (RD+Jc)

764 Or something like that.

Funny, but not even close.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2014 09:18 PM (UVfht)

765 Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2014 02:14 AM (ptcFO)



Congrats, troyriser!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 09:19 PM (RD+Jc)

766 Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 02:17 AM (RD+Jc)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 09:19 PM (FHrsI)

767 We're not all that close nowadays, but the hope is that the grand baby will enable us to grow closer.

I lurk more than I comment here, but your story brought back memories of that time, and I hope and pray that you and your family can find a way to heal.

Guilt is a motherfucker.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 31, 2014 01:46 AM (OsWis)



Indeed. Youngest Daughter (the only one I helped to create) hasn't been a part of my physical life since she was 2 (she will be 28 on Friday), between the time she was 10 and 18 we had practically no communications at all. When she was 18 she made the phone call, and we have been slowly connecting since then.




And you are right about this WeirdDave, take her, take her kids. I have four that I didn't help to make, but they are as much mine as if I had and I wouldn't have traded that for all the world.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 09:20 PM (6fyGz)

768 I still can't imagine how I would come to do that, stealing is just so anathema to me. >>> Did something similar stole a spatula and a knife from a bar all drunk at 18. Difference being I got to spend a night in jail. No reason I wanted these things but some of the people around me suggested it would be cool to steal them. I was young stupid and really drunk so took the challenge (even though I doubt it was a challenge other than to the really drunk guy) I also as a rule really like the rules so not my nature also. Just like you can't quite steer the car other parts go wiggly to. Don't remember any of it other than what was told to me so the story may be wrong on many levels.

Posted by: Swatara at August 30, 2014 09:24 PM (XFT89)

769 Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 02:17 AM (RD+Jc)

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 02:19 AM (FHrsI)

 

 

Damn, you two are playing dirty. those are the worst kind of earworms

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 09:26 PM (eEBON)

770 GGE, That's good that you're reconnecting with your daughter. With mine, it's more FB than phone calls, heh. Being able to spend time with her and the grand baby this past spring was more than I could have ever hoped for. Weirddave, you hit the jackpot with Gingy. Oh, btw, I'm still reading your 10,000 word joke.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2014 09:27 PM (OsWis)

771 Damn, you two are playing dirty. those are the worst kind of earworms

Posted by: PM Rich at August 31, 2014 02:26 AM (eEBON)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9Ou3-YyqU

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 09:27 PM (FHrsI)

772

Crap, lost the formatting again! I know I hit the enter more than once between those lines

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 09:28 PM (eEBON)

773 787 Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 02:17 AM (RD+Jc)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 02:19 AM (FHrsI)



Oof! I just got suckered into a raise and dropped outside the casino without my pants.....game, set, and match to Vendette.



....and she seemed like such a nice person....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2014 09:29 PM (RD+Jc)

774 Oof! I just got suckered into a raise and dropped outside the casino without my pants.....game, set, and match to Vendette.

....and she seemed like such a nice person....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2014 02:29 AM (RD+Jc)



I told you I knew '50s and '60s music...



When my eldest nephew was around 4 years old, he loved "Lollipop".  Before that he loved "Xanadu" but he got over it.

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 09:31 PM (FHrsI)

775

...I'm still reading your 10,000 word joke.

 

I loved that one, just my style.  Stretch it out forever before you hit them with the pun or stupid twist.

 

The groans are totally worth it.

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 09:37 PM (eEBON)

776 That's good that you're reconnecting with your daughter. With mine, it's more FB than phone calls, heh.

Being able to spend time with her and the grand baby this past spring was more than I could have ever hoped for.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 31, 2014 02:27 AM (OsWis)




That's the only reason I'm on the book of faces really. I have four grand-kids in Wyoming that I hope to meet one day soon.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 09:37 PM (6fyGz)

777

On the dual subjects of earworms and long jokes:

 

I taught my 4 y.o. niece how to sing Elvira right before a family  cross country (GA to WA) road trip.  My sister has sworn vengeance for that one - still no retaliation after 30+ yrs

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 09:40 PM (eEBON)

778 Weirddave, you hit the jackpot with Gingy.

Oh, I know it, I know it in spades. I thank God every day. Funny story how it happened too.

Oh, btw, I'm still reading your 10,000 word joke.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 31, 2014 02:27 AM (OsWis)

Keep at it, the payoff is awesome. (Damn, I can't even keep a straight face when I'm alone).


Posted by: Weirddave at August 30, 2014 09:41 PM (9422s)

779 I taught my 4 y.o. niece how to sing Elvira right before a family cross country (GA to WA) road trip. My sister has sworn vengeance for that one - still no retaliation after 30+ yrs

Posted by: PM Rich at August 31, 2014 02:40 AM (eEBON)




Does the niece have any kids of her own?  If so, you have a new generation to teach!

Posted by: Vendette at August 30, 2014 09:45 PM (FHrsI)

780 For baseball fans: Video of high-speed pitching in Japan (starts at 3:30) Remove spaces in "/ hit" and "html ?" to get the link to work. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/30/ hit-186-mile-an-hour-pitch_n_5741202.html ?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2014 09:45 PM (FlRtG)

781 Does the niece have any kids of her own? If so, you have a new generation to teach!

Posted by: Vendette at August 31, 2014 02:45 AM (FHrsI)

 

 

Too bad they  live so far away.Plus I don't think anyone trusts me to teach kids about music anymore.

 

Sister swore to teach my kids something like this - too late she's already an adult

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 09:54 PM (eEBON)

782

Steve Irwin died the way he lived ... with animals in his heart.

Posted by: Last Night at August 30, 2014 10:10 PM (rCS6C)

783 Speaking of earworms, there's one that we used to sing to drive the bus driver crazy on team trips to play other schools: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4OS17lqHiE

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2014 10:15 PM (omf9g)

784 Well it's the 30th anniversary and that's why it's in theaters. And if you were 4 when it came out that would make you 29 right?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2014 01:42 AM (JBEAz)


Aaack! I've said waaaay too much tonight!!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 30, 2014 10:37 PM (KL49F)

785 Steve Irwin died the way he lived ... with animals in his heart.

Posted by: Last Night at August 31, 2014 03:10 AM (rCS6C)




*facepalm*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2014 10:37 PM (6fyGz)

786 Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2014 01:45 AM (ky43f)

We got it on VHS when I was little and I watched it a million times, which is really odd since my childhood fear was... wait for it... GHOSTS. I mean, petrified-under-the-covers terrified. Yet, I loved Ghostbusters. I'm hoping to go see it while it's in theatres, from now til Thursday I think. Have fun, Robert!! I thought I'd pass the info along to my fellow 'rons and 'ettes since I know it's loved a round here.

Oh, and when it was talked about here before, I remember someone saying it's a pretty conservative movie since the 'Busters are small-biz owners and the EPA is the villain trying to shut them down.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 30, 2014 10:40 PM (KL49F)

787 I taught my 4 y.o. niece how to sing Elvira right before a family cross country (GA to WA) road trip. My sister has sworn vengeance for that one - still no retaliation after 30+ yrs

Posted by: PM Rich at August 31, 2014 02:40 AM (eEBON)


OMG, I loved "Elvira"! I have memories of me singing to the radio in my uncle's van and in my dad's red Beetle. I loved the "giddy up ba-oom papa oom papa mow mow" part, lol!


Rats, I'm dating myself again. I've got to stop doing that.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 30, 2014 10:44 PM (KL49F)

788

OMG, I loved "Elvira"! I have memories of me singing to the radio in my uncle's van and in my dad's red Beetle. I loved the "giddy up ba-oom papa oom papa mow mow" part, lol!

 

 

But listen to that for 3200 miles...

Posted by: PM Rich at August 30, 2014 10:58 PM (eEBON)

789 Prayers Molly.

Posted by: ginaswo at August 30, 2014 11:13 PM (+X1qa)

790 America is the most gracious and forgiving country in history, but we are such a proud and arrogant country. We don't believe we will get nuked. So naive. The islam is going to nuke us. They want to behead America and civilization and won't let that nuclear sword go unused.

Posted by: Erowmero at August 31, 2014 12:44 AM (go5uR)

791 Howdy, overnightsers and early risers Driven from my bed by thoughts to dark to relate, I sat under the stars a little while just now. Cool breeze blowing. Saw a meteor! Having missed the last half-dozen big meteor showers, that made me smile. This strange mortal life - the thugs from hell may be on their way to destroying civilization, but we can have heavenly moments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Vintage-American at August 31, 2014 01:07 AM (ec4Wg)

792 Don't everybody post at once now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - is this thing on? at August 31, 2014 01:15 AM (ec4Wg)

793 The mid-column as on the front page is, donate $36 and get striped GHW Bush socks. Limited edition! Targeted advertising! That's just what I was looking for! not

Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for the Son at August 31, 2014 01:19 AM (ec4Wg)

794 Holding down the fort... sung to the tune of Burning Down the House.

Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for the Son at August 31, 2014 01:20 AM (ec4Wg)

795 Posted by: mindful webworker - Vintage-American at August 31, 2014 06:07 AM (ec4Wg)

Sorry for your dark thoughts, but so glad God gave you a meteor! Blessings.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 31, 2014 01:24 AM (KL49F)

796 Another soul! Morning, Aslan's Girl. Y'up late or early?

Posted by: mindful webworker ain't afraid of no ghosts at August 31, 2014 01:29 AM (ec4Wg)

797 Posted by: mindful webworker ain't afraid of no ghosts at August 31, 2014 06:29 AM (ec4Wg)

Late. I'm a notorious night-owl.

I usually miss the meteor showers, too. It almost never fails to be raining. I love the winter one best -- the Orionids -- because the sky is clearer here. At least I got to see the Blood Moon back on Passover.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 31, 2014 01:34 AM (KL49F)

798 Apr 1, 2009 : But, President Obama cut them off. "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks," the president told them.

Today: Obama will have to face those pitchforks all by himself

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at August 31, 2014 01:37 AM (e8kgV)

799 Psalm 8:3 "When I look at your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have set in place." I have to make the trek to church with my trusty steed and my saddlebags. .Blessings on your day everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2014 01:38 AM (0uI4m)

800 While the morning stars sang in chorus and all the sons of God shouted for joy.Job 38:7.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2014 01:39 AM (whKdw)

801 FenelonSpoke: Psalm 8:3 "When I look at your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have set in place." Yeah. Just what I'd been thinking! ... wait... that's not a complete sentence. (surfs to BibleGateway for context) Say hello to church for me, Fen. Won't be getting there except in spirit this morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hallylulu at August 31, 2014 01:43 AM (ec4Wg)

802 822 While the morning stars sang in chorus and all the sons of God shouted for joy.Job 38:7.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 31, 2014 06:39 AM (whKdw)


Ahh, makes me think of "The Voyage of the Dawn Treader" when the Narnians meet Ramandu, the star. Or "The Last Battle" when the stars fall from the sky.


Love yours, too, FenelonSpoke

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 31, 2014 01:46 AM (KL49F)

803 The federal government is still seeking answers as to why the majority of lesbians are obese and U.S. taxpayers are footing the bill, which now totals $2.87 million.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) study is now in its fourth year, receiving an additional $670,567 for fiscal year 2014. The project seeks to determine why "nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese," and why gay males are not.

In just two years the project's budget has nearly doubled, growing from $1.5 million to nearly $3 million today, despite fears that sequestration could jeopardize the project and other NIH funding.


... now , this is a mystery

Posted by: George Wallace at August 31, 2014 01:48 AM (e8kgV)

804 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=psalm+8&version=NKJV

Posted by: mindful webworker - ah at August 31, 2014 01:57 AM (ec4Wg)

805 Good Morning, I have been falling asleep after I eat dinner after being out in garden all day. Benadryl sucks up moisture in my eyes & helps allergies, but after 6, two every four hours, I end up closing my eyes for a few seconds & the next thing I know it's five am.

Posted by: Carol at August 31, 2014 02:05 AM (sj3Ax)

806 The National Institutes of Health (NIH) study is now in its fourth year, receiving an additional $670,567 for fiscal year 2014. The project seeks to determine why "nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese," and why gay males are not. **** Any average person could have told them that it's because, although lesbians, they are still women thu experience hormonal shifts as they age. Furthermore, they aren't tying to appeal to men who are, by nature, visual creatures. Gay men ARE trying to appeal to visual creatures. Duh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2014 02:12 AM (yXzK4)

807 Sorry for the dumb question, but what is CDR M's e-mail address? I have an AOS-worthy vid to send him, but I don't see his contact info. Thanks.

Posted by: Newbie at August 31, 2014 05:24 AM (aO5kE)

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