May 29, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (29 May 2015)
— CDR M

Standby for the Taliban Five world tour.

Mass Hysteria

Interesting read on the windshield-pitting mystery of 1954 and then think about the ongoing rape culture propaganda, human caused global warming, the Koch brothers, etc.

Redneck Fathering Tip

Murder Weapon At Museum

Murder weapon discovered in Imperial War Museum display.

School Choice

Here's the data to prove school choice is working.

No Shit Sherlock

A $12,480 per year 'tax' per full-time employee ($15 minimum wage) hurts businesses. You're boned L.A.

Movies

So San Andreas hits the theaters this weekend. Is it wrong to think that a movie featuring Alexandra Daddario and a very strong earthquake as Oscar worthy?

Flying Video

Celebrities And Conspiracy Theories

Yup. Celebrities will believe anything. That chemtrails conspiracy is so stupid.

Life Lessons

7 life lessons you can learn from DIY projects. However, when your DIY project goes really wrong, it can be frustrating as hell. That's why I measure 3 times and cut twice.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by aerospace transportation costs circa 1967:

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1 Plants flag!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 04:59 PM (cIoI4)

2 hello...

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 04:59 PM (xVgrA)

3 Hoooooorde!!!! Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 04:59 PM (GEICT)

4 Manspreads out... I will be along to get all of you momentarily...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:00 PM (3F6F8)

5 Yo Morons!

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2015 05:00 PM (6wDo4)

6 MWNP, Well, run along and get the corgi's.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 05:00 PM (xVgrA)

7 MWNP, Well, run along and get the corgi's. Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 10:00 PM (xVgrA) **** As per rules of decorum, done!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:02 PM (cIoI4)

8 Get your shirts, 85% off, tonight only.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 29, 2015 05:02 PM (Dwehj)

9 Are the resident of Phoenix called Phoenicians now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:04 PM (zv9Ot)

10 Get your shirts, 85% off, tonight only. Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 29, 2015 10:02 PM (Dwehj) **** I'm not gonna take off 85% of any of my clothes for you, bitchy Grandma.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:04 PM (XrHO0)

11 Happy weekend!

Posted by: Beth M at May 29, 2015 05:04 PM (kiy9d)

12 Does this shirt make my liver look big?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 29, 2015 05:05 PM (Dwehj)

13 Strike!

1-0

Posted by: the Lightning at May 29, 2015 05:05 PM (Dr58V)

14 And the media thinks I'll believe anything.

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2015 05:06 PM (j7iSn)

15 Big n We agree

Posted by: Tominca at May 29, 2015 05:07 PM (Zy7Sb)

16 You're not convincing me I shouldn't commit suicide through alcohol. 

So I guess that's a "full speed ahead"?

Thanks!

Posted by: Null at May 29, 2015 05:07 PM (xjpRj)

17 Love the redneck father.

Posted by: Beth M at May 29, 2015 05:07 PM (kiy9d)

18 I betcha I could out-run that T-Rex!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 29, 2015 05:07 PM (cDZfW)

19 Uh-oh, Lightning up 1-0

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:08 PM (7PTfv)

20 man, you do not want to be hanging around out front that T-Rex at dawn...

Posted by: Vault dweller[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:08 PM (uctT+)

21 Evening morons, how fares the horde? Battling Darwin yet again. I hope to be amused by comments if I get down time.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 29, 2015 05:08 PM (b2cFu)

22 Woot woot ONT Looks good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:08 PM (ljBRM)

23 Kidding. No one believes Hillary wants to help poor people do anything but be nice pictures for a disaster video

Posted by: Tominca at May 29, 2015 05:08 PM (Zy7Sb)

24 'Funny Face' is on the Retro channel now.  Gayest movie ever made


Audrey Hepburn, tho.  



Posted by: John of Salisbury at May 29, 2015 05:08 PM (8CdUx)

25 12: No, just your liver spots Spanky.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 05:09 PM (ucDmr)

26 I betcha I could out-run that T-Rex!

Hey, give it a try.

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at May 29, 2015 05:09 PM (Dwehj)

27 3 Hoooooorde!!!! Who did we piss off today? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 09:59 PM (GEICT) Heh, guess?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:09 PM (ljBRM)

28 In before Vic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2015 05:09 PM (ip/Ik)

29 As President, Hillary will be as firm and unyielding as the calcified tissues of her liver.

Posted by: James Carville at May 29, 2015 05:10 PM (qyomX)

30 22: MH Where you going fishing tomorrow? The Wolf?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 05:10 PM (ucDmr)

31 But, but, Art Bell told me about them chem trails so I know it's true!!!

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 05:10 PM (xVgrA)

32 Any DFW morons get stuck in that loop 12 mess?

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 05:10 PM (DLBJh)

33 In before Vic. Posted by: GnuBreed So. cruel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:11 PM (uctT+)

34 Heh, guess? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:09 PM (ljBRM) If you people pissed off Ace when I wasn't around for the yelling, I'm not going to be happy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 05:11 PM (GEICT)

35 Hi all
woohoo, the ONT
thanks CDR M for your esteemed contribution

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:11 PM (+4mdw)

36 San Andreas is worth watching, for guys, just because it stars a manly man doing manly things. No Beta Max here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 29, 2015 05:12 PM (AVEe1)

37 Why do the media whores keep sucking mohamed's cock? I hope he eats them first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:12 PM (zv9Ot)

38 Daddario is far prettier and sexier than Upton. Not even close.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2015 05:13 PM (MQEz6)

39 What'cha gonna do brother, when Hastertmania runs wild on you?!!

Posted by: Dennis Hastert ripping his shirt off at May 29, 2015 05:13 PM (JoIcn)

40 RE: The Hastert deal, it's legal to blackmail republicans now? Good to know. Boner, I'm lookin at you, dumbass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 05:14 PM (ucDmr)

41 31 But, but, Art Bell told me about them chem trails so I know it's true!!! Anyone with enough sense to put some vinegar in a spray bottle and spend a half-hour or so in the backyard each day with it, has nothing to fear from chem trails. If you don't have any vinegar, look around the house for some acidic douche. If you are a Kardashian, believe me, you'll find that.

Posted by: Kylie Jenner at May 29, 2015 05:14 PM (qyomX)

42 39 What'cha gonna do brother, when Hastertmania runs wild on you?!! Posted by: Dennis Hastert ripping his shirt off at May 29, 2015 10:13 PM (JoIcn) Get pics and video of it and then blackmail your ass for millions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 05:14 PM (GEICT)

43 Why do the media whores keep sucking mohamed's cock? I hope he eats them first. Posted by: Boss Moss Do you even need to ask?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 29, 2015 05:15 PM (tgnRB)

44 40 RE: The Hastert deal, it's legal to blackmail republicans now? Good to know. Boner, I'm lookin at you, dumbass. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 10:14 Well, he's ducked enough of us

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:15 PM (ljBRM)

45 Boner was Hastert's boy back in the day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:15 PM (zv9Ot)

46 big plans for the weekend?

so far we have:
logprof is watching hockey and Trailer Park Boys
Misanthropic Humanitarian is going fishing
rickl is going to get cat groomed
ITC is going to a convention

anyone else doing something fun?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:15 PM (+4mdw)

47 'evenin morons, 'ettes.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 05:16 PM (85ldL)

48 Ohhhhh yeah, snap into my Slim Jim!

Posted by: Dennis Hastert to underage wrestler after practice at May 29, 2015 05:16 PM (JoIcn)

49 Hi you morons. Whats sup?

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 05:16 PM (o/90i)

50 Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 10:15 PM (+4mdw) Hiya CJ What are your plans?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (ljBRM)

51 Boner was Hastert's boy back in the day. *types* *deletes*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (AVEe1)

52 Why do I get the feeling that there are more precious-snowflake, secular lefties in the AZ counter-protest crowd than actual mosque members???

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (uctT+)

53 "Chem" trails usually lead to the Fapplebees.

Posted by: anyone with knowledge of the Horde at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (Dr58V)

54 Years after Hastert is out of power they crush him. The rest of the Congress who are being blackmailed have that to look forward to.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (zv9Ot)

55 Farmer!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (ljBRM)

56 I swear they are just making these weather alerts up as they go along because it's raining and there is a 'significant weather advisory'?????? WTF is that? As near as I can tell from the description, it's a thunderstorm. So why is it not just a thunderstorm warning like it used to be? Werd.

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (vmMMi)

57 49: Farmer! How's things?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 05:17 PM (ucDmr)

58 Ohhhhh yeah, snap into my Slim Jim! Posted by: Dennis Hastert to underage wrestler after practice I DO NOT want to smell what you're cooking.

Posted by: The Rock at May 29, 2015 05:18 PM (tgnRB)

59 Hiya CJ
What are your plans?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:17 PM (ljBRM)


well, thought I might go to this gamer/comic book store in town

other than that, preparing for summer class

are you fishing on the lake or in the ocean?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:18 PM (+4mdw)

60 ugh stupid carriage returns and Ace's broken comment interface

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:18 PM (+4mdw)

61 54 ...Bingo! Another winner Johnny! Tell him what he's won! A ruined Country!

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 29, 2015 05:19 PM (hCdMd)

62 Hi Farmer, what's growin'

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:19 PM (+4mdw)

63 Good evening, good Morons & 'Ettes. Dogs & sticks vid was super cute. I swear, you couldn't get my pup to chase a ball if you stuff it full of raw meat, but pick up a random stick and throw it? You've got a friend for life.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 05:19 PM (vlvwn)

64 As to the celebrity conspiracy theory thing, I've always been partial to John Cougar seriously telling Charlie Rose that he wasn't sure that the Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 05:19 PM (ynQIy)

65 What Hastert did, according to those articles, is definitely rape-rape. Let's look at the rules: Rape-Rape A Republican did anything at all. Republicans suck. Not Rape Rape A member of the In-crowd drugged a young underage girl with a Quaalude and had butt seks with her.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (qyomX)

66 CJ off to NW MN for walleyes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (ljBRM)

67 So how come the libtards are all into gay sex except when it was a Repub politician?

I would think they would be dancing in the streets to hear Denny Hastert likes to suck cock, no?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (Brl1R)

68 "You're boned L.A." Yep. Not only is the former Douglas jet plant in Long Beach, now owned by Boeing, closing down for good this year, and taking with it thousands of direct jobs and tens of thousands of indirect jobs, but Broadcom just announced that it is also moving its Southern California headquarters out of state. Will the last business leaving California please turn off the lights?

Posted by: torquewrench at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (noWW6)

69 hi chi
how's delta and epsilon treating you? 

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (+4mdw)

70 Chemjeff, I'm working on a cosplay outfit for my daughter. She and her dad are going to Origins next week. Daughter is going to be Anna from Frozen. And she's 16, morons, so keep your thoughts out of the gutter.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (9Y7bY)

71 Poor chi's sandwich. He berated the daywalkers earlier for making jokes at the expense of pedos. I guess he'd not ever read what goes on in the ONT

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (AVEe1)

72 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (KCxzN)

73 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (T1005)

74 #Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604312586973126656 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604312762605428737 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604312943518294016 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604313150549172224 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604313289049284608

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (GrXXa)

75 "Chem" trails usually lead to the Fapplebees. Posted by: anyone with knowledge of the Horde You could say... There is a ... 8| Covalent bond.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (uctT+)

76 ....he wasn't sure that the Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor. ***** He had it on good authority it was the Germans

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 29, 2015 05:20 PM (hCdMd)

77 "As to the celebrity conspiracy theory thing, I've always been partial to John Cougar seriously telling Charlie Rose that he wasn't sure that the Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor." I was right! It was the Germans all along!

Posted by: Bluto Blutarsky at May 29, 2015 05:21 PM (noWW6)

78 54 Years after Hastert is out of power they crush him. The rest of the Congress who are being blackmailed have that to look forward to. Not if your liver doesn't survive that long. A toast to my liver!

Posted by: John Boehner at May 29, 2015 05:21 PM (qyomX)

79 66 CJ off to NW MN for walleyes Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:20 PM (ljBRM) --Whereabouts? Watch out: Dustin Byfuglien might be fishing on the same lake!

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:22 PM (Fv5eu)

80 Hastert tried out one leg of the Edwin Edwards political philosophy*; he got caught with a live boy.
 
No word yet on a dead girl.
 
* Ole Ed once said the only we he could lose the election was if he was caught in bed with either of the above.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2015 05:22 PM (ip/Ik)

81 Farmer! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:17 PM Hey MisHum, how's things w/ you and yours?

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 05:22 PM (o/90i)

82 Hastert is GOP and Hastert is a sex offender. The Democrats will use that against the GOP. NPR did it today. The campaign never ends and nothing is too much or too far.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2015 05:22 PM (MQEz6)

83 Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 10:19 PM (vlvwn) Dreamer has the same love of sticks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:23 PM (ljBRM)

84 80 That was Teddy's gig

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 29, 2015 05:23 PM (hCdMd)

85 66 CJ off to NW MN for walleyes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:20 PM (ljBRM)


Sounds like fun


Here's hoping you don't need one of these


http://tinyurl.com/od3c6pb

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:23 PM (+4mdw)

86 File Under: Easy Listening

Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 29, 2015 05:23 PM (+kznc)

87 DirecTV Girl Hannah Davis ONT Compliance Pic https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604378833278623744 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604379101353373697 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604379296594055168 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/604379760710524928

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2015 05:24 PM (GrXXa)

88 82: No LIV knows who that fat fuck is anyway. Harp away useless idiots. Clownfuckers all the way.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 05:24 PM (ucDmr)

89 ....he wasn't sure that the Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor. ***** He had it on good authority it was the Germans Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 29, 2015 10:20 PM (hCdMd) I love setting jokes up for Teh Horde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 05:25 PM (ynQIy)

90 *only way, dammit. Not only we.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2015 05:25 PM (ip/Ik)

91 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at May 29, 2015 10:20 PM (9Y7bY)

aww that is sweet

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:25 PM (+4mdw)

92 Bolts Goal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:25 PM (ljBRM)

93 Unnamed 2nd male supposedly also molested by Hastert per LAT "A representative of the lobbying firm where he had worked, Dickstein Shapiro, declined to comment."

Posted by: Baldy at May 29, 2015 05:25 PM (sEXjW)

94 DirecTV Girl Hannah Davis ONT Compliance Pic Posted by: kbdabear I'd smell her hair.

Posted by: Super-Creepy Rob Lowe at May 29, 2015 05:26 PM (tgnRB)

95 Strike two.

Posted by: The Lightning at May 29, 2015 05:26 PM (Dr58V)

96 87 DirecTV Girl Hannah Davis ONT Compliance Pic Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2015 10:24 PM (GrXXa) --Please assure me none involve that horse.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:26 PM (Fv5eu)

97 Hannah Davis with a Longbow.

http://tinyurl.com/q27j9p6

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:26 PM (zv9Ot)

98 Sometimes you might want to look around for the other winger, NY. Just a thought.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:26 PM (ycu3n)

99 Hey MisHum, how's things w/ you and yours? Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 10 Pretty good. How's your pup?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:27 PM (ljBRM)

100 Howdy....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 05:27 PM (I2CG4)

101 You could say...



There is a ...

8|

Covalent bond.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2015 10:20 PM (uctT+)


well the atmosphere certainly is very electrophilic

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:27 PM (+4mdw)

102 Sometimes you might want to look around for the other winger, NY. Just a thought. Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 10:26 PM (ycu3n) **** Deborah?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:27 PM (XrHO0)

103 Hannah Davis with a Longbow. http://tinyurl.com/q27j9p6 Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 10:26 PM (zv9Ot) Could have been worse. Could have been a pollock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 05:28 PM (ynQIy)

104
We are so utterly fncked:

Robot builders at MIT have created a cyber-creature that can run and jump over objects without human control. The DARPA funded Cheetah is capable of jumping over walls more than half its own height and continuing to run as fast as 22 kilometers per hour (13MPH).

The robot uses a Light Detection and Ranging (LIDAR) sensor in its nose to scan the road ahead, and measure the height of an obstacle and its distance within 100 milliseconds. Onboard software plants the two front paws close to the wall, pushes hard on those to bound over it, then pushes again powerfully from the front to bring the retracted rear legs over safely.

www.theregister.co.uk/2015/05/29/robot_cheetah_video

And then it rips open your skull and gleefully feasts on your still warm brain.

Your delicious, delicious brain.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 05:28 PM (kdS6q)

105 Ricardo!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:28 PM (ljBRM)

106 Dickstein?

Posted by: HR at May 29, 2015 05:28 PM (rHXGG)

107 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 10:28 PM (kdS6q) I for one, welcome our new brain-feasting robot overlords.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (ynQIy)

108 >>86 File Under: Easy Listening Not SUGAR's best, but a good record.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (ycu3n)

109 "Will the last business leaving California please turn off the lights?"


A week or so ago Kubota announced it would be moving it's HQ from Cali' to the DFW area. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (I2CG4)

110 Sometimes you might want to look around for the other winger, NY. Just a thought. Posted by: Garrett **** That band had one semi-decent song. Ick.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (F0Cog)

111 102 Sometimes you might want to look around for the other winger, NY. Just a thought. Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 10:26 PM (ycu3n) **** Deborah? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson Kip?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (ljBRM)

112 Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 09:59 PM (GEICT)




Cat owners, apparently.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (/2KMt)

113 I see that dinosaur has no nuts so it must be a female eh?

Posted by: freaked at May 29, 2015 05:29 PM (JdEZJ)

114 Howdy.... Posted by: Ricardo Kill Lawdy

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:30 PM (uctT+)

115 Not looking good for the Rangers. Still, Buttman will get a stiffy knowing at least one Sunbelt team makes the Final.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:30 PM (Fv5eu)

116 MH, how is it?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 05:30 PM (I2CG4)

117 BTH, Hey, I'm certainly no prude, but I draw a hard line at kids. when at least half of the first couple dozen posts were making fun of child rape, I have to speak up. And I know it wasn't you who said "new here?" But I've been around since the ewok's back hair was peach fuzz. I can hang with the nastiest of you guys, believe me. I just wish wish some of the racist shit and the worst of the worst jokes never got posted.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 05:30 PM (vlvwn)

118 The rest of the Congress who are being blackmailed have that to look forward to. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 10:17 PM (zv9Ot) And probably a certain person on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: CDR M at May 29, 2015 05:30 PM (TWXpK)

119 Arizona CAIRbear "Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." Damn right.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 05:30 PM (DLBJh)

120 Howdy all

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 05:31 PM (Wo9OY)

121 109 "Will the last business leaving California please turn off the lights?" Maybe the gangs & illegals will become entrepreneurs Ha ha, I crack myself up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:31 PM (ljBRM)

122 Hi Farmer, what's growin' Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 10:19 PM We've got taters, tomatoes, cukes, punkins, onions, lettuce and all kinds of shinizzle. Getting cold here soon, they say tomorrow is high 50s top here in N IL. How goes it there?

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 05:31 PM (o/90i)

123 113 I see that dinosaur has no nuts so it must be a female eh? Posted by: freaked at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (JdEZJ) Could be a transT-Rex.

Posted by: CDR M at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (TWXpK)

124 "Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." Yeah. So?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (tgnRB)

125 Can I tell the insurance company that chemtrails pitted my neighbor's windshield instead of my errant golf ball? Will that work?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (ppaKI)

126 Islam is radical islam. Moderate islam is a fictional sect created by media whores.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (zv9Ot)

127 Sometimes you might want to look around for the other winger, NY. Just a thought. Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 10:26 PM (ycu3n) **** Deborah? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson Kip? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (ljBRM) John? He's a pussy.

Posted by: Russell Ziskey at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (ynQIy)

128 >>"Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." Why you repeating yourself?

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (ycu3n)

129 Yep. Not only is the former Douglas jet plant in Long Beach, now owned by Boeing, closing down for good this year, and taking with it thousands of direct jobs and tens of thousands of indirect jobs, but Broadcom just announced that it is also moving its Southern California headquarters out of state. Will the last business leaving California please turn off the lights? Posted by: torquewrench at May 29, 2015 10:20 PM (noWW6) Just part of my master plan to make Cali more "green" by depriving Californians of that evil "green".

Posted by: Moonbeam Brown at May 29, 2015 05:32 PM (wZ2hu)

130 Anyone remember the robot dogs in Fahrenheit 451?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (F0Cog)

131

The deadliest of God's creatures -- a cat with a longbow:

http://tinyurl.com/nzyoa2g

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (kdS6q)

132 "Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." -As far as I can tell, they seem to be one and the same.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (xVgrA)

133 GGE!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (ljBRM)

134 Marc Lamont Hill... Is there no larger piece of fucking shit on the planet then this scumbag degenerate loser? I did not think so...!

Posted by: tbd at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (c0HLr)

135 anyone else doing something fun?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 10:15 PM (+4mdw)




I'm going to shoot .22 rifles in a competition. That should be fun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (/2KMt)

136 "Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." He says that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 29, 2015 05:33 PM (ppaKI)

137 "Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." Damn right. Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 10:30 PM (DLBJh) **** If the "peaceful" Islamists ever denounced and took action against the "radicals", I may have a different opinion. They do not and never will, so Fcuk 'em, they need to go.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:34 PM (cIoI4)

138 TransT-Rex ahahahaha dats funny

Posted by: freaked at May 29, 2015 05:34 PM (JdEZJ)

139 >>>We are so utterly fncked:

Robot builders at MIT have created a cyber-creature that can run and jump over objects without human control. The DARPA funded Cheetah is capable of jumping over walls more than half its own height and continuing to run as fast as 22 kilometers per hour (13MPH).

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 10:28 PM (kdS6q)<<<



Soon...

Posted by: Ravage (the Transformer, not the favorite attack tool of the Empress) at May 29, 2015 05:34 PM (Dr58V)

140 I see that dinosaur has no nuts so it must be a female eh? Posted by: freaked I'm sure others with more study than I have will note that reptilians generally have things inside rather than dangling about.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:34 PM (uctT+)

141 "anyone else doing something fun?"


Depending on the weather I may try to do a little pig hunting.  Maybe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 05:34 PM (I2CG4)

142 Cat owners, apparently. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (/2KMt) Ah....so no big loss.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 05:35 PM (GEICT)

143 Pig hunting is a boar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:35 PM (zv9Ot)

144 "Maybe the gangs & illegals will become entrepreneurs" They are incredible innovators in fields such as insurance fraud. Scams never before seen. Charles Ponzi would take his hat off to some of them.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 29, 2015 05:35 PM (noWW6)

145 >>"Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." By all means, clarify how the two are different. Last I heard "radical Islam" was a myth because No True Muslim would join ISIS, blow up the Boston Marathon, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at May 29, 2015 05:36 PM (q6kiT)

146 MH : You mad?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 05:36 PM (ucDmr)

147 *checks watch* Well, damn, I got to go get Boy then it's off to bed for me. The rifle shooting is in Fayette-nam so I have about two hours worth of driving, gotta leave the Refuge at 0630 to get there by the 0830 registration time.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 29, 2015 05:36 PM (/2KMt)

148 >>>I see that dinosaur has no nuts so it must be a female eh?
Posted by: freaked at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (JdEZJ)<<<



I've heard that before.



Life finds a way.

Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 29, 2015 05:36 PM (Dr58V)

149 Pretty good. How's your pup? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:27 PM Growing like a weed. She's been spayed, will be 5 months on 6/11. One of her brothers is already 61 lbs! She might be a big un. She's a cute lover. Always wants to sleep touching you.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 05:36 PM (o/90i)

150 Depending on the weather I may try to do a little pig hunting. Maybe. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 10:34 Send some pics of the old el ranchb

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:37 PM (ljBRM)

151 Cat owners, apparently. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (/2KMt) Ah....so no big loss. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 10:35 PM (GEICT) **** Crazy Ex Wives hardest hit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:37 PM (XrHO0)

152 It could be an establishment Republican dinosaur.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:37 PM (zv9Ot)

153 Can't see Alexandra's elbows, but that nose could slice a salami.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 05:37 PM (+jijM)

154 Waiting in the hotel lobby for the time to leave for the airport .

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 05:37 PM (e/33/)

155 ISIS tweeted the address of the organizer of the protests. Something tells me he's well prepared for any visitors though.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 05:37 PM (DLBJh)

156 King Henrik is out?! King Henrik is out?!

Posted by: CNN at May 29, 2015 05:38 PM (Dr58V)

157 how many digits does that dino have on it's arms?

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 05:38 PM (tBSrv)

158 119 Arizona CAIRbear "Don't mistake that, they're not saying they want to rid America of radical Islam, they are saying they want to rid America of Islam," Siddiqi said." Damn right. Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 10:30 PM (DLBJh) Damn right ^2.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2015 05:38 PM (sdi6R)

159

Game over, man!  Game over!:

http://tinyurl.com/o6bwlgw

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 05:39 PM (kdS6q)

160 Ah....so no big loss.

O.o

Posted by: HR at May 29, 2015 05:39 PM (rHXGG)

161 f the "peaceful" Islamists ever denounced and took action against the "radicals", I may have a different opinion. They do not and never will, so Fcuk 'em, they need to go. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise You know that if one ever protested publicly that the pravda would be all over it, touting, "See, See, I told you there are moderate mooslimb's." I've never personally heard one condemn the radicals. I guess if there are some they are too scared of getting beheaded. In that case, they are weak and I have no respect for people who won't stand up for what is right.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 05:40 PM (xVgrA)

162 Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:38 PM (tBSrv) --Hey, otho! Have you seen TPB Season 9? Can't wait for the DVD to come Tuesday.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:40 PM (Fv5eu)

163 Hey chi : ) I'm placing bets on the former jarhead.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 05:40 PM (OsWis)

164 As I predicted, this weekend's hospital go-live is turning into a goat rodeo. The monkeys trying to fuck a football stage begins at noon. Fortunately for me, our appraisal period is just beginning, so I can look very good saving the day. Cha-ching.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 05:40 PM (rwI+c)

165 Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 10:19 PM (vlvwn) Dreamer has the same love of sticks Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:23 PM As does Kahlua. Then she takes them or toys to tease her older sister to take them away. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 05:41 PM (o/90i)

166 Can Bishop get the Shutout?

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:41 PM (ycu3n)

167 153 Can't see Alexandra's elbows, but that nose could slice a salami. Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 10:37 PM (+jijM) Wait....you've never seen....The Scene???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 05:41 PM (GEICT)

168 Chi: I *know* you've been here awhile. It was just offputting (as one with feet in all hours of the day) to see you go against the day crowd, for cracking the *same jokes* that get cracked at night. No-one here, whenever they post, supports a teacher in a position of authority, male or female, preying upon students, male or female. NO-ONE. When the morons crack jokes they are mocking the predators, not making light of the situation.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 29, 2015 05:41 PM (AVEe1)

169 Do you know what will facilitate "peaceful" trade and tourism among-st the 6 (7?) man-made Chi-Com islands in the Pacific? Artillery, of course! @AFP #BREAKING China deployed artillery on manmade island in S.China Sea: US

Posted by: Thrawn at May 29, 2015 05:41 PM (wZ2hu)

170 O.o Posted by: HR at May 29, 2015 10:39 PM (rHXGG) Hahahha. *hugs HR*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 05:42 PM (GEICT)

171 The DARPA funded Cheetah is capable of jumping over walls more than half its own height and continuing to run as fast as 22 kilometers per hour (13MPH). The 13MPH is impressive, but the 'half it's height' jumping seems ... underwhelming.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 05:42 PM (rwI+c)

172 153 Can't see Alexandra's elbows, but that nose could slice a salami. Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 10:37 PM (+jijM) Oh they're wonderful! Can you believe I was paid to do that scene with her in True Detective?

Posted by: Woody Harrelson at May 29, 2015 05:42 PM (TWXpK)

173 "Pig hunting is a boar."


I root for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 05:43 PM (I2CG4)

174 Wait....you've never seen....The Scene??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 10:41 PM Not so sure that want to...

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 05:43 PM (U3z55)

175 The 13MPH is impressive, but the 'half it's height' jumping seems ... underwhelming. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 10:42 PM (rwI+c) Just wait until you see how it performs once we start manufacturing it!

Posted by: The Lowest Bidder at May 29, 2015 05:43 PM (nL0sw)

176 "Send some pics of the old el ranchb"


Water, water everywhere.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 05:43 PM (I2CG4)

177 173 "Pig hunting is a boar." I root for it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 10:43 PM (I2CG4) *snort*

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2015 05:44 PM (MQEz6)

178 >>#BREAKING China deployed artillery on manmade island in S.China Sea: US Chances it's just a huge fireworks display?

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:44 PM (ycu3n)

179 "Pig hunting is a boar." I root for it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 10:43 PM (I2CG4) ***** *Golf clap*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:44 PM (XrHO0)

180 --Hey, otho! Have you seen TPB Season 9?

Can't wait for the DVD to come Tuesday.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:40 PM

 

Nah, not yet. I'm still disappointed it wasn't picked up by the comedy channel. Still haven't caught S8 or those movies yet, either. Kinda waiting for the price to go down at the brick and mortar store. I'll have to check again next time to see if there's a 2 for the price of 1 deal on them (how I got S1 to S7. How's season 8?

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 05:44 PM (tBSrv)

181 166 Can Bishop get the Shutout? Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 10:41 PM (ycu3n) Yup. Suck it Rangahs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:44 PM (ljBRM)

182 The jail scene in GoT last week was epic smothered in epic sauce.

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2015 05:45 PM (MQEz6)

183 **seeing that it's not gonna be an Original 6 matchup between NY and CHI**

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: the NHL at May 29, 2015 05:45 PM (Dr58V)

184 64 As to the celebrity conspiracy theory thing, I've always been partial to John Cougar seriously telling Charlie Rose that he wasn't sure that the Japanese had attacked Pearl Harbor.
Wait till he finds out about the Moon "landing".

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 29, 2015 05:46 PM (20X6f)

185 I posted this in one of the morning threads. My husbands friend and band mate was killed yesterday in a head on collision. A SUV's tire blew out and crossed the highway. Dave was a great guy with a big heart and huge musical talent. He played bass for the original hellhounds in San Diego way back when. He was a Proud Vet. He was an Army Medic who served in Central America.He died transporting a patient in his medical transport van. The patient was also killed. Anyway, remember life is short you never know when it's your time or someone you love.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 05:46 PM (e/33/)

186 DrewM hardest hit.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:46 PM (ycu3n)

187
the 'half it's height' jumping seems ... underwhelming.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Actually, not too shabby:

A vertical jump of 40 in (1.0 m) or more is considered outstanding. Some athletes have even recorded vertical jumps over 50 in (1.3 m) which are extremely rare.

wiki

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 05:47 PM (kdS6q)

188 Not so sure that want to... Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 10:43 PM (U3z55) Oh..you must certainly do. NSFW http://tinyurl.com/okadaal

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 05:47 PM (GEICT)

189 Greeeaaaat. The company I work for is looking at selling itself to one of two shitty competitors. At this rate I'll be back on Van Buren sucki....selling oranges...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:47 PM (F0Cog)

190 Now we can concentrate on the real Game 7. Best hockey game of the year tomorrow night.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 05:47 PM (ycu3n)

191 I slam U slam we all slam for Uncle Sam.

Posted by: seamrog at May 29, 2015 05:48 PM (hTY9a)

192 190 Now we can concentrate on the real Game 7. Best hockey game of the year tomorrow night. Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 10:47 PM (ycu3n Go Ducks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:49 PM (ljBRM)

193 On an abstract level I am fine with any peaceful religion in this country.

And I have had Muslim students in my class and they haven't yet beheaded me or blown me up.  So, that part is good.  I don't mind if they stay here.  (Except that they tended to be smelly.  But that's another issue.)

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:49 PM (+4mdw)

194 Greeeaaaat. The company I work for is looking at selling itself to one of two shitty competitors. At this rate I'll be back on Van Buren sucki....selling oranges... Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 10:47 PM (F0Cog) **** Been there, done that a couple of times. Sorry man.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:49 PM (3F6F8)

195 Pig hunting is a boar." I root for it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 10:43 PM (I2CG4) **** It's coming right at us. (fires RPG at boar)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:50 PM (F0Cog)

196 >he 'half it's height' jumping seems ... underwhelming. Posted by: Grump928(C) Some time or another you'll need to lace up your boots. Until then, I've got nothing but time.

Posted by: DARPA Cheetah at May 29, 2015 05:50 PM (ycu3n)

197 You know what's awesome I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job

Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)

198 The jail scene in GoT last week was epic smothered in epic sauce. Posted by: eman The whole episode was king. Almost worth wading through the first few episodes to get to. And finally, the gladiator pits ... um, I thought they'd be bigger. But, nonetheless, Tyrion before Daenerys. This should get interesting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:50 PM (uctT+)

199 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 10:46 PM (e/33/)

oh that is so sad condolences to you and to the families

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:50 PM (+4mdw)

200 "193 On an abstract level I am fine with any peaceful religion in this country." So not Islam.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 05:50 PM (DLBJh)

201 I'm going to shoot .22 rifles in a competition. That should be fun. Posted by: GGE ------------------- And what is your instrument of choice?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 05:51 PM (F2IAQ)

202 On an abstract level I am fine with any peaceful religion in this country. And I have had Muslim students in my class and they haven't yet beheaded me or blown me up. So, that part is good. I don't mind if they stay here. (Except that they tended to be smelly. But that's another issue.) Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's **** Biological warfare terrorists!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:51 PM (F0Cog)

203 I saw that earlier. I'm sorry, phoenixgirl. Not that it matters, but is this a band I would have heard of?

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2015 05:51 PM (sdi6R)

204 I should buy "Countdown To Liquor Day", anyway regardless of the price, so it's off to the dvd store pretty soon.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 05:51 PM (tBSrv)

205 Actually, not too shabby The 110 hurdles are set at 42" for men. 39" for high school boys, so I was jumping over half my height at a run back then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 05:52 PM (rwI+c)

206 197 You know what's awesome I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 I ask for that every year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:52 PM (ljBRM)

207 So not Islam.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 10:50 PM (DLBJh)


Well once again, the Muslim students in my class haven't blown me up or beheaded me.  So on some level I think they are peaceful.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:52 PM (+4mdw)

208 You know what's awesome I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 10:50 PM (zOTsN) **** In other news, water is wet and the Sun rises in the East.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:52 PM (XrHO0)

209 >>I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job Some girls have all the luck.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 29, 2015 05:52 PM (ycu3n)

210 197 You know what's awesome I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 10:50 PM (zOTsN) How about a kick in the cubes instead?

Posted by: eman at May 29, 2015 05:52 PM (MQEz6)

211 "9 Are the resident of Phoenix called Phoenicians now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 10:04 PM (zv9Ot)"



They have been since at least 1980.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (QHgTq)

212 Been there, done that a couple of times. Sorry man. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise **** Same here. It's why I am at the current company. They turned good places into sh*tholes. I'm getting too old for this shite.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (F0Cog)

213 Jumping half your height would only be about three feet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (zv9Ot)

214 I don't know, maybe the Muslim college students in my class are in a sleeper Al Qaeda cell or are rooting for ISIS.  Who knows.  But they haven't acted on that (yet).

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (+4mdw)

215 Has anyone else tried the deli chain called "Cappicola"? Am I the only one not impressed for a $12 meal?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (uctT+)

216 Phoenix girl what a terrible loss and what a great guy

Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

217 Go Blackhawks! I really loathe the Ducks. Plus, I like the Blackhawks.

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 05:53 PM (RWGcK)

218 If the "peaceful" Islamists ever denounced and took action against the "radicals", I may have a different opinion. They do not and never will, so Fcuk 'em, they need to go. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 10:34 PM (cIoI4) I would like to hear more than immediate whining that people might think less of Muslims when Muslims kill people for no pod reason for the tenth time at the least...like maybe sympathy for the dead.

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 05:54 PM (vmMMi)

219 Been there, done that a couple of times. Sorry man. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 10:49 PM (3F6F Selling oranges or the other thing?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 05:54 PM (ynQIy)

220 I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job


You're welcome

Posted by: Bill Clinton, introducing oral sex to teenagers at May 29, 2015 05:54 PM (+4mdw)

221 "I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job" Time for braces.

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 05:54 PM (RWGcK)

222 Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 10:53 PM (+4mdw) Better man than I or Juan Williams

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 05:54 PM (ljBRM)

223 I posted this in one of the morning threads. My husbands friend and band mate was killed yesterday in a head on collision. A SUV's tire blew out and crossed the highway. Dave was a great guy with a big heart and huge musical talent. He played bass for the original hellhounds in San Diego way back when. He was a Proud Vet. He was an Army Medic who served in Central America.He died transporting a patient in his medical transport van. The patient was also killed. Anyway, remember life is short you never know when it's your time or someone you love. Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 10:46 PM So sorry to here that. My sympathies go out to his family and you who are his friends, very sad.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 05:55 PM (o/90i)

224 Every statement I hear after an 'incident' from people like cair is fundamentally selfish. You would think they would do the polite thing if for nothing other than pr reasons.

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 05:55 PM (vmMMi)

225 "Well once again, the Muslim students in my class haven't blown me up or beheaded me. So on some level I think they are peaceful." They either support the people who would cut off your head, or they're bad Muslims who don't actually believe the shot they're forced to pretend to believe I order to not have there own heads cut off. Either way, they'd be far better off without Islam and so would the rest of the world.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 05:55 PM (DLBJh)

226 Anyway, remember life is short you never know when it's your time or someone you love. Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 10:46 PM (e/33/) Absolutely. My mom just called about an hour and a half ago to let me know my 84yo uncle died. He had been out taking a walk with my aunt when a tree limb broke off and hit him.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 05:55 PM (nL0sw)

227 Do you have her number?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 29, 2015 05:55 PM (zv9Ot)

228 Nah, not yet. I'm still disappointed it wasn't picked up by the comedy channel. Still haven't caught S8 or those movies yet, either. Kinda waiting for the price to go down at the brick and mortar store. I'll have to check again next time to see if there's a 2 for the price of 1 deal on them (how I got S1 to S7. How's season 8? Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:44 PM (tBSrv) --Costco last summer had Don't Legalize It cheap. Me, I just bought the Dressed All Over set and DLI separately. I was worried Season 8 would not hold up after 7 years, but when you consider that the movies and Say Goodnight were just compressed seasons, they never really lost their stride. S8 has some interesting twists (Corey returns but not Trevor; T has more screen time than J-ROC; Ricky becomes a grandfather) and Talk-O the weed-eating swearing parrot is hilarious. The staples of the show (original insults, a grand caper, tension between Randy and Lahey) are there. The commentaries on the DVDs are done by the Boys, in character, which is also new. 8 holds up with the previous seven IMO.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:56 PM (Fv5eu)

229 Same here. It's why I am at the current company. They turned good places into sh*tholes. I'm getting too old for this shite. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 10:53 PM (F0Cog) *** Recently semi retired cuz of one of those things.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:56 PM (XrHO0)

230 And thanks ManWithNoParty. Just the pebble poo on top of a crappy day Sunday.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 05:56 PM (F0Cog)

231 It seems slow, so, time for my rant: Reason #2793 Why I Hate people I decided to take the doggeh for a walk today. We went down the street, through the schoolyard (passed about sixty kids practicing baseball), back out of the the school, around the corner, etc. Almost a mile? Anyway, two blocks from home, we see a lady & her six-year old pulling weeds. The little stinker kept whining and wanting to cross the street (I don't hold his leash, he follows me wherever I go). Eventually, I realize that this little girl is staring at him, so I walked him over - "do you mind if he says hello to your daughter?" Of course!, she says. Little Samantha played with Tucker for thirty minutes... Turns out, the lady had lived in the house her grandfather built in 1955 for three years, and I'm the first neighbor that actually stopped and said hi. She hasn't even met the next door neighbors. Remember what it was like back when we were kids? In short, People suck.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 05:56 PM (Nzpd3)

232 That T-Rex looks kind of flabby. Must not do many push-ups.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 05:57 PM (ynQIy)

233 Every time I see an ad for San Andreas I imagine the New Madrid fault just kind of chuckling and going "Awww, you're cute".

Posted by: Weirddave at May 29, 2015 05:57 PM (WvS3w)

234 Selling oranges or the other thing? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 10:54 PM (ynQIy) *** Well, I live in Georgia,so....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 05:57 PM (XrHO0)

235 They either support the people who would cut off your head, or they're bad Muslims who don't actually believe the shot they're forced to pretend to believe I order to not have there own heads cut off.

Either way, they'd be far better off without Islam and so would the rest of the world.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 10:55 PM (DLBJh)


Well if the peaceful Muslims are "apostate" Muslims, then that's fine, they can stay


as long as they learn how to balance chemical equations

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:57 PM (+4mdw)

236
The 110 hurdles are set at 42" for men. 39" for high school boys, so I was jumping over half my height at a run back then.
Posted by: Grump928(C)




Back then.

Unless you can still do that, sounds like a robot's lunch talking.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)

237 She is a good girl. Her first boyfriend. At first she didn't know what he was talking about. They've only been dating a month. She's a young 15

Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

238 How many pullups can a T-Rex do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 29, 2015 05:58 PM (zv9Ot)

239 Our cat Daisy came to us 15 years ago on a cold, dark December night. Her people had moved and left her. So one night as my wife came home from here evening commute Daisy appeared and wound her way in and out of my wife's legs as she came up the walk. I was waiting for her as usual along with our lab Misty at the door. Daisy came in sat right down and proceeded to mash on Misty like they had been life long friends. She was a true waif, thin delicate and a beautiful long haired orange tabby with fine white hair like silk. We fed her a can of tuna and she stayed through multiple moves and dogs, always the Princess at the right hand of my Queen. Last month she slowly began to fade, never sick and mischievous to a tolerable degree until then, her appetite faded and I knew she wanted to go. But we didn't, we fed her and gave her syringes of water which she resented more and more but we kept hoping she would bounce back. On Saturday my wife took her in for on last vet check, we almost let her go but couldn't. On Sunday we had a terrible accident picking her up to take her to her litter box, she growled, twisted out of our arms and hit her head on a chair, instantly she was in agony, meowing in pain and grasping for breath. We live 45 minutes from any emergency vet and I knew I had to do the most terrible thing I have ever done in my life, I covered her in a royal purple towel and as gently as I could I suffocated my baby until she was gone and no longer in pain. There is never a right time to send a furbabie on, but there is an appropriate time. We missed ours. Love them well, love them well as long as you can, but let them go when God tells you to.

Posted by: Corgi what hates Poi dogs at May 29, 2015 05:58 PM (dZGNV)

240
Dingy Harry: I find the whole Hastert affair totally disgusting. Alleged sexual misconduct with young boys is just so...so...ooohhhhhhh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2015 05:58 PM (DiZBp)

241 So King Henrik abdicates. So the streak continues: The winner of the President's Cup (highest point total in the regular season) has not won the Stanley Cup since . . . the 1993-4 New York Rangers.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 05:58 PM (CmA2a)

242 Moderate Muslims exist, in large quantities, and the few I know are nice people. But we all have to hope that they never get serious about reading their version of the Bible. It has problems.

Posted by: Splunge at May 29, 2015 05:58 PM (qyomX)

243 How many pullups can a T-Rex do? Posted by: Boss Moss ------------------- Never mind that. How high a fence can it jump?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 05:59 PM (F2IAQ)

244 >>You know that if one ever protested publicly that the pravda would be all over it, touting, "See, See, I told you there are moderate mooslimb's." I've never personally heard one condemn the radicals. Current president of Egypt been outspoken about radical Islam. MSM and our diversity-preaching better weirdly not interested in his message. Why is that?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at May 29, 2015 05:59 PM (q6kiT)

245 Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 10:56 PM (Nzpd3)

Do you live in Southern California?

Because that sounds like a Southern California thing, not even bothering to meet your neighbors

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 05:59 PM (+4mdw)

246 "197 You know what's awesome

I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job

Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 10:50 PM (zOTsN)"



Is there any 15 year old boy who does not want a blow job?  I will admit that bringing up the request to a girl that he just started dating seems a bit forward but pretty much every other thing in America is fucked up right now so this barely moves the needle on the meter.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 05:59 PM (QHgTq)

247 "as long as they learn how to balance chemical equations" Yeah, I've got to say I'd feel a lot better if they weren't getting knowledge in chemistry and engineering.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 06:00 PM (DLBJh)

248 Posted by: Corgi what hates Poi dogs at May 29, 2015 10:58 PM (dZGNV)


oh that is so sad..............

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 06:00 PM (+4mdw)

249 Phoenix Girl and Country Singer, sorry for your loss. I lost someone very near and dear to me a few months ago and I'm still not right. I understand what you are going thru a bit.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:00 PM (F0Cog)

250 221 "I know a 15 year old girl (not mine) who has been dating a boy for about a month. His birthday is coming up. He told her he wants a blow job" Time for braces. Time for fangs. Fangs so sharp you could effortlessly bite a piece of cardboard out of a carton designed to ship furniture.

Posted by: Splunge at May 29, 2015 06:01 PM (qyomX)

251 172: I hope she got her penicillin shots IMMEDIATELY after that scene.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 29, 2015 06:01 PM (20X6f)

252 Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 10:53 PM (+4mdw) One of my alma mater's more (in)famous grad school grads: http://tinyurl.com/mfzhpwl and a little on his protege: http://tinyurl.com/qywv5t2

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 06:01 PM (nL0sw)

253 241 So King Henrik abdicates ------- He didn't abdicate his teammates CHOKED tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (ljBRM)

254 I mean, if we herd them all into SJW studies majors we really aren't any worse off than with the leftist crazies already there.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (DLBJh)

255 246 Is there any 15 year old boy who does not want a blow job? I will admit that bringing up the request to a girl that he just started dating seems a bit forward but pretty much every other thing in America is fucked up right now so this barely moves the needle on the meter. The real question is how anyone other than the boy and the girl know about this birthday request.

Posted by: Splunge at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (qyomX)

256 Corgi - My heartfelt sympathy. We've lost two animals over the years, and now have a dog and cat that will age out at about the same time. I try not to think about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (F2IAQ)

257 Been reading Hot Air a lot more lately - and not just the stuff Ace cribs from Allah - and man are the comments there some kind of awful. Makes me appreciate this place all the more.

Posted by: Paul at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (n+82F)

258 Is there any 15 year old boy who does not want a blow job? I will admit that bringing up the request to a girl that he just started dating seems a bit forward --- Are there any parents who teach their 15 y.o. sons (or daughters) chastity? Don't answer that.

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (RWGcK)

259 --Costco last summer had Don't Legalize It cheap. Me, I just bought the Dressed All Over set and DLI separately. I was worried Season 8 would not hold up after 7 years, but when you consider that the movies and Say Goodnight were just compressed seasons, they never really lost their stride. S8 has some interesting twists (Corey returns but not Trevor; T has more screen time than J-ROC; Ricky becomes a grandfather) and Talk-O the weed-eating swearing parrot is hilarious. The staples of the show (original insults, a grand caper, tension between Randy and Lahey) are there. The commentaries on the DVDs are done by the Boys, in character, which is also new. 8 holds up with the previous seven IMO.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:56 PM

 

Oh cool. I've been hanging for new stuff like Julian for a rum and coke for ages. I definitely gotta get CTLD anyway, so I'll check if there's any deals on the subsequent movies. S9 will prolly be full price, but S8 might be discounted. I guess I shouldn't be so tight, it's like waiting for Ricky to drop the price on his bitchin' weed.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 06:02 PM (tBSrv)

260 Maybe it's just a coincidence, but isn't the Phoenix a bird that arise from the ashes of its predecessor ? Some hope for post Bammy America.

Posted by: seamrog at May 29, 2015 06:03 PM (hTY9a)

261 Oh, corgi, I am so so so sorry!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2015 06:03 PM (eBlUg)

262 One of my alma mater's more (in)famous grad school grads: http://tinyurl.com/mfzhpwl



and a little on his protege: http://tinyurl.com/qywv5t2



Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 11:01 PM (nL0sw)


yeah I know, they're not all saints.


but I'm willing to bet there were other Muslims that went to your school and they didn't end up making bio weapons.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 06:04 PM (+4mdw)

263 I just think it's sad. She's just a kid

Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

264 Absolutely. My mom just called about an hour and a half ago to let me know my 84yo uncle died. He had been out taking a walk with my aunt when a tree limb broke off and hit him. Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 10:55 PM Prayers for your family. So sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 06:05 PM (o/90i)

265 Because that sounds like a Southern California thing, not even bothering to meet your neighbors Posted by: chemjeff --------------------- I know everyone for at least a block around, and some further away. Most people in the neighborhood walk, walk their dogs, or jog, so we stop and talk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:05 PM (F2IAQ)

266 Been reading Hot Air a lot more lately - and not just the stuff Ace cribs from Allah - and man are the comments there some kind of awful. Makes me appreciate this place all the more -- I tried a subscription to Ricochet. I lasted two weeks. It was like landing into the worst junior high school clique-fest ever. But at least no one asked me for a b.j. (Pretty sure they can't b/c it violates their Code of Conduct -- LOL.)

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:05 PM (RWGcK)

267 When Paddy was a young man he went to confession saying, “Father forgive me, I have sinned with a young woman.” The Priest asked, “Was it Mary McCarthy?” “No, father, its not for me to say,” Paddy replied. “Was it Siobán O’Reilly?” “No, father, I can’t tell you.” “Linda Mallory?” “No, father, it wouldn’t be right for me to mention any names.” With this the priest told him to sin no more and gave him penance. On the way out of the church, Paddy passed a friend, who asked him what happened. Paddy replied, “I got one Hail Mary, two Our Fathers, and three new leads!”

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:06 PM (rwI+c)

268 Evening horde! Vacation begins in 8 hours, when I get on a plane to the Keys. First vacation in way too long. I'll check in if I'm sober enough to type.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at May 29, 2015 06:07 PM (e+1S5)

269 Paddy replied, "I got one Hail Mary, two Our Fathers, and three new leads!" --- LOL!

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:07 PM (RWGcK)

270 Kids today have zero concept of privacy. With snap chat, group texts, forwarding texts. It's sort of stunning how open they are. No boundaries or sense of privacy at all. Parents who say they don't know what their kids are doing aren't really trying very hard

Posted by: Thunderb at May 29, 2015 06:07 PM (zOTsN)

271 Been reading Hot Air a lot more lately - and not just the stuff Ace cribs from Allah - and man are the comments there some kind of awful. Makes me appreciate this place all the more -- When I look at the HA comments, my first reaction is generally "PLEASE don't tell me you're on MY side, because you're a fuckin' retard"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (ynQIy)

272 Hotair is strange because everyone seems to have weird grudges with everyone else. At least Noah Rothman failed up though.

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (DLBJh)

273 One fine day Paddy walked out of a pub in Dublin and a masked man put a gun in his face and said “Are you a Protestant or Catholic”? Paddy thought to himself, If I say I’m Catholic I might get shot, and if I say I’m a Protestant I could still get shot. So he thought real quick and said, “I’m Jewish”. The gunman replied, “Well, aren’t I the luckiest Arab in Ireland!”

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (rwI+c)

274 I know everyone for at least a block around, and some further away. Most people in the neighborhood walk, walk their dogs, or jog, so we stop and talk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 11:05 PM (F2IAQ) **** Me too. Aside from the fact that this is how I was raised, this is also a good idea for when the Times may burn.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (3F6F8)

275 Our oldest cat, Crystal, has almost given up a few times in the last year. She is at least 18 now and has bad teeth. My daughter makes her spe ial food that the other cats don't get and we can't afford, anyway. The daughter injejts her with penicillen when she has a flare-up. She doesn't even complain now when this happens. Our 15yo cat, Mudface, gave up a year ago after winter. But, like I mentioned in the last thread, our youngest son has moved back in, and now we have 5 cats. I guess its like kids. We had seven kids, and after 3, it didn't really make much difference.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (U3z55)

276 Evening horde! Vacation begins in 8 hours, when I get on a plane to the Keys. First vacation in way too long. I'll check in if I'm sober enough to type. Posted by: DC in River City **** Be safe Have fun Don't hack the plane's flight controls

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (F0Cog)

277 Dickstein, Scrougham and Howe!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (kivUY)

278 Have a great vacation DC.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (ucDmr)

279 Oh cool. I've been hanging for new stuff like Julian for a rum and coke for ages. I definitely gotta get CTLD anyway, so I'll check if there's any deals on the subsequent movies. S9 will prolly be full price, but S8 might be discounted. I guess I shouldn't be so tight, it's like waiting for Ricky to drop the price on his bitchin' weed. Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 11:02 PM (tBSrv) --I have bought 8 and 9 for full (Amazon Prime) price, but I console myself that they were still cheaper than if I'd bought them in Canada.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:08 PM (Fv5eu)

280 Shortly after moving to America Paddy Finnegan walked into a Boston pub and ordered three pints of Guinness. He sat drinking a sip out of each one in turn. The bartender said to him, “You know sir, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” Paddy replied, “Well, you see, I have two brothers back in Ireland, Sean and Donovan that I used to drink with everyday. The day I left Ireland I made them a promise. I told them that even though we were hundreds of miles apart I’d have a drink with them every day. So I drinks one for each o’ me brothers and one for meself.” The bartender admitted that this was a nice custom, and left it at that. Paddy became a regular in the pub, and always drank the same way; he ordered three pints and drank them in turn. Until the day he entered the pub and ordered only two pints. All the other regulars took notice and fell silent. The bartender said, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief Paddy, but I want to offer my condolences on your great loss.” “What loss?” asked Paddy. To which the bartender replied, “You only ordered two drinks. Which one of your brothers died?” “Ach! Me brothers are fine!” replied Paddy. “It’s ME that’s out of sorts. I haven’t been feeling well lately so I’ve taken the pledge and quit drinking!”

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:10 PM (rwI+c)

281 Well once again, the Muslim students in my class haven't blown me up or beheaded me. **** An unfortunate line break (reading on my p.c. anyway).

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 29, 2015 06:10 PM (kivUY)

282 "Is there any 15 year old boy who does not want a blow job? " I was a 15 year old boy once. As a father of three - soon four girls - I wish the answer was something other than no.

Posted by: Paul at May 29, 2015 06:10 PM (n+82F)

283 >>>Be safe Have fun Don't hack the plane's flight controls I'll try. Always. No promises.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at May 29, 2015 06:10 PM (e+1S5)

284 Hotair is strange because everyone seems to have weird grudges with everyone else. At least Noah Rothman failed up though. Posted by: Lauren **** I haven't stopped by in a long while and Noah made me stop even that. He's such a RINO f*ckwit.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:10 PM (F0Cog)

285
Been reading Hot Air a lot more lately....
Posted by: Paul




Though not a great sin, it is still a vile and disgusting act.

For your penance, 3 Our Fathers and 3 Hail Marys. Now make an Act of Contrition.

And consider going out for a sport.  Road and Track maybe. Keep yourself busy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 06:10 PM (kdS6q)

286 225 "Well once again, the Muslim students in my class haven't blown me up or beheaded me. So on some level I think they are peaceful." I know people who are not violent and I do believe that. But I also had a group project with a 'Mohammed' In college years ago and he was pretty much a dick. Of course he had a female and a gay group member. So I'm sure he was thrilled (he actually didn't do any work or even show up).

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 06:11 PM (vmMMi)

287 And the "281" blows the line break of... Well once again, the Muslim students in my class haven't blown me up or beheaded me.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 29, 2015 06:11 PM (kivUY)

288 >>Though not a great sin, it is still a vile and disgusting act. Does it produce "hand babies?!"

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:11 PM (RWGcK)

289 Speaking of my alma mater, here's something for all the baseball fans out there. This was 25 years ago: https://youtu.be/JHyJia-RjdI Burke Masters is now Father Burke Masters.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 06:11 PM (nL0sw)

290 And I'm very disappointed that Pale Moon's spellchecker doesn't include "Dickstein" so I had to add it manually.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at May 29, 2015 06:12 PM (kivUY)

291 Moderate Muslims exist, in large quantities, and the few I know are nice people. But we all have to hope that they never get serious about reading their version of the Bible. It has problems. Posted by: Splunge I think there are good reasons to avoid encouraging manachaen lines by forcing everyone into one or another camp, especially in the US. Non-practicing Muslims are probably worth cultivating on the side of the West and lower-case 'd' democracy in general. The US' nature has cooled some of the more fervent aspects of religion in some sense; no pogroms here, at least in comparison to those of Europe, right? Should we in the US be allowed to confront and make pointed demonstrations of islam? Of course. Do we need to make enemies with every person raised in an muslim household? Not so sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 06:12 PM (uctT+)

292 I haven't stopped by HA that much is what I meant.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:13 PM (F0Cog)

293 "For your penance, 3 Our Fathers and 3 Hail Marys. Now make an Act of Contrition." Dang. That's more severe than the penances I actually am given.

Posted by: Paul at May 29, 2015 06:13 PM (n+82F)

294 You know if Brodeur were a Ranger and he and the team had the success he had with the Devils he would be treated like a god. The Rangers are an embarrassment. The lucked out with Messier.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2015 06:13 PM (kGXRK)

295 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2015 06:14 PM (KCxzN)

296 Evening horde! Vacation begins in 8 hours, when I get on a plane to the Keys.

First vacation in way too long. I'll check in if I'm sober enough to type.

Posted by: DC in River City


Wow that is awesome, have a great time

and if you see a hot chick that can fit in your luggage, please mail her back to me, will ya?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 06:14 PM (+4mdw)

297 Hardrock and CoCo and Jooooe

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 06:15 PM (85ldL)

298 "You know if Brodeur were a Ranger " What can I say, he had a great career. Those three parking lot championship parades will always be something he'll cherish, certainly.

Posted by: Paul at May 29, 2015 06:15 PM (n+82F)

299 15 you said? Where can I meet him & how much money will he take? My wallet's a little thin right now.

Posted by: Dennis Hastert at May 29, 2015 06:15 PM (JoIcn)

300 The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both fell out of the stupid tree and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:16 PM (rwI+c)

301 Turns out, the lady had lived in the house her grandfather built in 1955 for three years, and I'm the first neighbor that actually stopped and said hi. She hasn't even met the next door neighbors. Remember what it was like back when we were kids? In short, People suck. Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 10:56 PM Yes, but I can share another story. When my Mom died last March we got 2 cards from people who lived in in the neighborhood where she lived. As it turns out we live in the same neighborhood, just around the block. They still live nearby and wanted to send condolences. Weird, but confirms our choice to live in rural N IL. Not a bad place to be.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 06:16 PM (o/90i)

302 Weird. Got a 500 error just now trying to reply to Toby's Irish joke. Pixy is an inscrutable sort.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at May 29, 2015 06:16 PM (e+1S5)

303 Weird. Got a 500 error just now trying to reply to Toby's Irish joke. -- It's the punctuation. Replace the quotation marks.

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:17 PM (RWGcK)

304 Paddy was taking a walk in the country. In a field he noticed something that intrigued him. Why doesn't this cow have any horns? He asked the local farmer. "Well sir, cattle can do damage with their horns so we usually keep them trimmed down with a hacksaw. You can also treat young calves so their horns never grow. And some breeds don't have any horns at all," the farmer replied. The farmer continued, "But this cow doesn't have any horns because it is a horse!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:18 PM (rwI+c)

305 @298 You know surreal it is to have a playoff rally for a hockey team in downtown Newark NJ? NEWARK??

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2015 06:19 PM (kGXRK)

306 But at least no one asked me for a b.j. (Pretty sure they can't b/c it violates their Code of Conduct -- LOL.) Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 11:05 PM (RWGcK) Code of conduct? What's that?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:19 PM (ljBRM)

307 me thinks moderate moslems don't want to spite our necks but want the moslem fanatics to cut off our heads. The heard mentality is strong in the moslem

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 29, 2015 06:21 PM (D0Tns)

308 On behalf of my Irish ancestors- f*ck you all very much.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:21 PM (F0Cog)

309 --I have bought 8 and 9 for full (Amazon Prime) price, but I console myself that they were still cheaper than if I'd bought them in Canada.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 11:08 PM

 

Yeah, I'm not inclined to buy online... I'll check and see if a friend will do it who already does that stuff. Maybe I'll be able to get 8 and 9 cheaper. I should expect I'll be able to pick up CDTLD and The Big Dirty, as a 2 for 1 though, at the local store. Those have been out for awhile. If they got them. Last time I checked, months ago, they didn't have any TPB movies, old or new.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (tBSrv)

310 here we go with the mick jokes. no Abdullah and achmed jokes ? wussies.

Posted by: ian paisley at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (hTY9a)

311 Nope, chemjeff. In fact, I'm here near the largest military installation in the world (or so I remember hearing). East coast. South of D.C. Makes me wonder, but I guess it's just a sign of the times. Personally, I hate people, but I make a point to know who is around me. Especially close by. Whether that is for their help when needed, or MY help when they need it doesn't matter...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:23 PM (Nzpd3)

312 An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Englishman opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Ham and English mustard again! If I get ham and mustard one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The Scotsman opened his lunch and said, "Haggis again. If I get a haggis sandwich one more time I'm jumping too." Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Englishman opens his lunch, sees ham and English mustard and jumps too. The Scotsman opens his lunch, sees the haggis and jumps to his death also. At the funeral the Englishman’s wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of ham and mustard I never would have given it to him again! The Scotsman’s wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him cheese! I didn't realise he hated haggis so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Irishman’s wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He makes his own lunch"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:23 PM (rwI+c)

313 chi, huh, that sucks too
one of the first things that I did when I moved in, is to meet my neighbors
don't understand why others don't do the same

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (+4mdw)

314 bah odumbass debating with the judge on bus adds in new york as hate speech

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (SmC4z)

315 mick jokes. McJokes sounds like a nationwide comedy club chain.

Posted by: Tuesday Night is Open Mike! at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (rUKxo)

316 The Oyrish are exactly like the Scootish. 'Xcept the Scootish know 'ow to take a joke.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, mid-irish sea[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (uctT+)

317 Yeah, I'm not inclined to buy online... I'll check and see if a friend will do it who already does that stuff. Maybe I'll be able to get 8 and 9 cheaper. I should expect I'll be able to pick up CDTLD and The Big Dirty, as a 2 for 1 though, at the local store. Those have been out for awhile. If they got them. Last time I checked, months ago, they didn't have any TPB movies, old or new. Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 11:22 PM (tBSrv) --I know for sure that at least in Canada I have seen Big Dirty and Countdown packaged together. I even saw them packaged together on Amazon today.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (Fv5eu)

318 What about the scathing scandi takedowns. that's what I paid my 200ru for.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (85ldL)

319 Winston Churcill has the final word on Islam. How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyzes the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step, and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it (Islam) has vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (kGXRK)

320 muslims need not apply. Oh for the olde days. grump gfy

Posted by: ian paisley at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (hTY9a)

321


And finally, the gladiator pits ... um, I thought they'd be bigger. But, nonetheless, Tyrion before Daenerys. This should get interesting.

 

It's mentioned that's a lesser arena that she's visiting.  She's supposedly making the rounds before the opening of the Grand Arena.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (oEcSd)

322 >>>no Abdullah and achmed jokes ? fuck off

Posted by: The Goat at May 29, 2015 06:26 PM (D0Tns)

323 An Irishman was at his best buddy's wake, and giving him his final goodbyes. "Remember when we swore to each other that whoever dies last will bury the first with a fifth of the finest Irish whikey? Well, Mick, I'm here to keep me promise. I hope you don't mind, but I ran it through me kidneys first."

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 06:26 PM (U3z55)

324 Code of conduct? What's that? -- They have a "Code of Conduct" for commenting there. No swearing. Not even swearing using special characters (no F#*@! for example). You have to use [expletive]. No discussions of anything raunchy, even if it's part of the news. So, for example, the Bernie Sanders story -- not discussed at all over there. A bunch of other stuff. Now, that's fine. I have no problem following commenting rules, but they have some people over there who are heavily invested in enforcing the CoC. And there is a tremendous amount of infighting between factions. It really was just like junior high. Impossible to ignore and really annoying. Oh well!

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (RWGcK)

325 Yes, but I can share another story. ----------------- We have a key to our next door neighbor's house..., just in case some emergency should arise. A while back, they went on vacation, and got a friend of theirs to come by and let their dog out into the fenced area for a while every day. The guy accidentally locked himself out of the house, but had been informed that we have a key, so he stopped by and borrowed it. When our neighbors returned, we received a very nicely penned Thank-You note...., just for that simple, almost non-favor that we did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (F2IAQ)

326 Love them well, love them well as long as you can, but let them go when God tells you to. Posted by: Corgi what hates Poi dogs at May 29, 2015 10:58 PM Been there, done that. They are a great part of out lives.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (o/90i)

327 An Englishman stops Paddy for directions... "Excuse me pal, what's the quickest way to Dublin?" Paddy says "Are you on foot or in the car?" The Englishman says "In the car." Paddy replies "That's the quickest!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (rwI+c)

328 I had an Irish ancestor who liked to get drunk in bars full of Polish coal miners and tell Polack jokes so he'd get into fights. It wasn't unusual for him to take on 2-3 guys at once and win. It also wasn't that unusual for him to lose either. That was his thing. Booze and violence.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (F0Cog)

329 326: Dogs enrich your life. They are the greatest friends you can have.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (ucDmr)

330 --I know for sure that at least in Canada I have seen Big Dirty and Countdown packaged together. I even saw them packaged together on Amazon today.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 11:25 PM

 

Score! They should be available locally by now, then. I'll get those and focus on getting S8 and 9 before the newer movies, the regular series has always been the priority. CTLD was so fucking good though, it stands as a defacto season in itself. "You'll be fine. It's only a fat wound."

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (tBSrv)

331 A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the other and says, "How's it going? Where you from?" The other guy says "Ireland." The first drunk says "That's cool! I'm from Ireland too! Let's have a round for Ireland!" They both drink merrily. Then the first guy says "So where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Dublin? Awesome! I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another round for Dublin!" Once again, they both drink merrily. Then the first guy asks, "So where did you go to school?" "St. Mary's, class of '62" answers the other guy. "Incredible! I graduated in '62 from St. Mary's, too! Let's have a round for St. Mary's!" Once again, they suck down another round. Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He asks the bartender, "So what's going on today?" The bartender answers, "Nothing... The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (rwI+c)

332 My favorite Irish joke: Three Irishmen walk out of a bar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:32 PM (F2IAQ)

333 Nice: Trapped ducklings rescued with iPad recording of their mother's quack http://dailym.ai/1GK58z1

Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (RWGcK)

334 Dogs enrich your life. They are the greatest friends you can have.

That's an awful funny way of spelling "neediest".

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (Q819Q)

335 Ricardo, how did you and the creek fare last night? We got close to 7 inches of rain in the area where I live. We've had that much in a single storm since I bought this house but never when the ground is already over-saturated.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit [/i][/b][/s] at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (0RdKg)

336 I have two Australian Cattle Dogs, Barbie and Shelia. Pretty smart too. Love them doggehs!

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (85ldL)

337 The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. **** And yet, that guy from the last thread is totally cool with this.

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (vmMMi)

338 H8ting Hibernians will send you to hell.

Posted by: ian paisley at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (hTY9a)

339 Posted by: Y-not at May 29, 2015 11:27 PM (RWGcK) Thanks for the explanation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (ljBRM)

340 It's mentioned that's a lesser arena that she's visiting. She's supposedly making the rounds before the opening of the Grand Arena. Posted by: Colorado Alex Cool, thx. I haven't read the books for a reason. The show runners really, really seem to be resisting making her a unsympathetic character so far. But I have to wonder if Khal Drogo had lived, what kind of horror would she be witnessing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (uctT+)

341 That Dino lives just outside of Palm Springs Ca and was also pictured in a movie with the guy who got caught JO in a movie theater and the same actor dance's the tequila song in a movie..

Posted by: Marshall Plan at May 29, 2015 06:36 PM (/WmRg)

342 That's an awful funny way of spelling "neediest". Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 29, 2015 11:33 PM (Q819Q) Says the proud owner of a goldfish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:37 PM (ljBRM)

343 Score! They should be available locally by now, then. I'll get those and focus on getting S8 and 9 before the newer movies, the regular series has always been the priority. CTLD was so fucking good though, it stands as a defacto season in itself. "You'll be fine. It's only a fat wound." Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 11:31 PM (tBSrv) --Choice quote from Season 8: T: Randy, you know what a gravy tugboat is? Randy: No T, I don't. T: Well look down, you're carrying one right now! [ROC Pile erupts in laughter]

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:37 PM (Fv5eu)

344 A Kerryman attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Kerryman jokes in a row. "Look," shouted the Kerryman, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out." "Please sit down sir & be calm," said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Kerrymen haven't got a sense of humor." "I'm not talking to you," said the Kerryman, "I'm talking to the little fellow on your knee..."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (rwI+c)

345 342: Thanks. Some people just don't get it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (ucDmr)

346 --Choice quote from Season 8:

T: Randy, you know what a gravy tugboat is?

Randy: No T, I don't.

T: Well look down, you're carrying one right now! [ROC Pile erupts in laughter]

 

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 11:37 PM

 

LOL.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (tBSrv)

347 I had a great buddy in service, name of O'Sullivan. The guy had a hollow leg. I have no idea how many bars we must visited during the time that we were stationed together. The odd thing was that he had a very quick temper. You could tell when he was going to blow up, because his face went from normal to beet red, in about 3 seconds. The thing is, when drinking, the drunker he got, the mellower he got. He was a good friend, and a good troop. Died 1998, way too young, of a heart attack.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (F2IAQ)

348 so a sunni, a shia and a sufi walk in front of a BAR.

Posted by: ian paisley at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (hTY9a)

349 otho, do you also have Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys?

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (Fv5eu)

350 Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 11:11 PM (nL0sw) Grand slam call - very cool, thanks.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (+XMAD)

351 Dogs enrich your life. They are the greatest friends you can have. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 11:30 PM True dat. I understand why they say dogs keep you living longer. They keep you moving.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (o/90i)

352 Atlas, Agena, Uranus

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (85ldL)

353 Hollow  leg =  hockey puck liver

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (MDgS8)

354 so a sunni, a shia and a sufi walk in front of a BAR. Posted by: ian paisley so a sunni, a shia and a sufi walk in front of a BAR. Posted by: ian paisley The Sufi whirls and survives.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (uctT+)

355 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 11:41 PM (+XMAD) It was pandemonium. I was pretty well hammered in the Left Field Lounge that day.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (nL0sw)

356 Murphy approached Mulligan's bar. On the step outside he was accosted by a nun, Sister Marie, who said: "Surely a fine man like yourself is not going into this den of iniquity? Surely you're not going to waste your hard-earned cash on the devil's brew. Why don't you go home and feed and clothe your wife and children?" "Hang on, Sister," spluttered Murphy. "How can you condemn alcohol out of hand? Surely it's wrong to form such a rash judgement when you've never tasted the stuff?" "Very well," said Sister Marie. Till taste it just to prove my point. Obviously I can't go into the pub, so why don't you bring me some gin. Oh, and just to camouflage my intent, maybe you should bring it in a cup not a glass!" "OK," said Murphy and into the bar he breezed. "I'll have a large gin," he said to the barman. "And can you put it in a cup?" "My God," said the barman, "that nun's not outside again is she?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (rwI+c)

357 The Sufi whirls and survives. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2015 11:41 PM (uctT+) nice one.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (85ldL)

358 I see on Twitter that #NotMyAmerica which is the hashtag started by dhimmi millenials is trending #1 It must be nice to live in a neighborhood where your biggest worry is mean hater Christians If their America is really America, it's over folks, turn out the lights

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (GrXXa)

359 I ask for that every year Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 10:52 PM (ljBRM) Keep asking, big shot.

Posted by: Mrs. Anthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2015 06:44 PM (zsINA)

360 Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht sentenced to life in prison, Silk Road of hidden wiki fame was notorious for selling drugs online..

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (XYKz+)

361 An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (rwI+c)

362 A young cub reporter was assigned to interview the town's famous miser, Angus Sullivan. Amazingly, he managed to persuade the old Scot to talk to him, but only at 8:00 pm sharp on Thursday. He duly arrived promptly at the appointed time and was ushered into the great man's candlelit study, where he was told, "you may begin."

"Mr. Sullivan, how did you get so wealthy?" asked the reporter.....and the old man leaned back with a satisfied air and replied, "that's a very fine question, me lad -- with quite a long and interesting answer. But I guess we'll be a-sparin' of the candle." -- then leaned forward and blew it out.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (T1005)

363 Good nite Morons See you next week Be we'll

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (ljBRM)

364 Niters MisHum : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (OsWis)

365 Someday, the NHL, NBA, and MLB playoffs will all overlap. That will be the end. It will throw the earth into a giant black hole.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (ucDmr)

366 Hey cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (OsWis)

367 An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (rwI+c)

368 LOL. Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 11:39 PM (tBSrv) --Another: Sam: The Caveman is here! Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaa!!! Ricky: That's Tarman and he lived in the forest not in a cave!

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (Fv5eu)

369 Hey, where are all the asshole comments and commenters that make Ace's such a fun 3d circus? You know who you are. 'Cmon strut your stuff!

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 06:49 PM (85ldL)

370 Good evening, Horde. I'm likely to be pretty much outta touch next week. Flying out Sunday to Seattle, for an Alaskan cruise. Ship has a cigar lounge, so I should survive, I think. Heavily armed neighbors will be keeping watch, and vet tech neighbor will tend to the cats. If perchance, I'm able to return with my weight in salmon, I'll consider it a week well spent. That said, it's a rotten time for a week away, what with the gold mine of damaged roofs in my market area. But, the tickets and fare were bought months ago, and are non refundable. So, a Morons gotta do what a Morons gotta do. Which in my case, will be smuggling two or three litres of bourbon on board. I've got a foolproof process for that, but can't divulge the secret, less Bob at NSA spills to the cruise line. I'll take lots of pictures for Teh Horde, of course! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 06:49 PM (RzZOc)

371 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 06:50 PM (UVfht)

372 363: Good luck fishin MH hope you have a great time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 06:50 PM (ucDmr)

373 --Another:

Sam: The Caveman is here! Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaa!!!

Ricky: That's Tarman and he lived in the forest not in a cave!

 

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 11:48 PM

 

Holy shit! Classic Rickyism. Hope they fly thick and fast in 8.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 06:50 PM (tBSrv)

374 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 11:08 PM (ynQIy) I occasionally check out Althouse and read the comments there. Althouse herself doesn't interest me, but she's managed somehow to attract regulars who are far more conservative and smarter than she is. It's rather amusing when her commenters set her straight and she gets snippy with them. I do give her credit for permitting it. But I'm sure she wishes she had a different leadership. But she supports Walker and so that makes her an automatic wingnut in the eyes of her fellow leftists. It doesn't matter how much she praises gay marriage or needles her readers in the comments section - I'm sure she's a pariah in Madison circles.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 06:51 PM (+XMAD)

375 Good nite Morons See you next week Be we'll Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 11:47 PM Be well all, I'm off to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Farmer at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (o/90i)

376 Paddy took his son out for his first pint. Off they went to their local pub only two blocks from their house. Paddy got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so he drank it himself. Next Paddy got him a Kilkenny, he didn't like that either, so Paddy drank that too. Finally, he thought he might like some Harp Lager? His son spat it out. So Paddy drank it. Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he'd like whiskey better dan beer - so we tried a Jameson's! Nope! In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it. What could Paddy do but drink it! By the time he realized that his son just didn't like the drink, he was so fdrunk he could hardly push his stroller back home.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (rwI+c)

377 Have fun Jim!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (e/33/)

378 Flying out Sunday to Seattle, for an Alaskan cruise. Ship has a cigar lounge, so I should survive, I think. Posted by: Jim Sounds fun. You should be in a prime locale to report on the imminent melting of all that is polar and icy. For doom's sake!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 06:53 PM (uctT+)

379 366 Hey cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 11:48 PM (OsWis)



Howdy, howdy! Just relaxin' with the Horde after one of those days -- tried to do the same damned thing to two of the computers around here.....on one, it took about 40 minutes.......on the other, we're workin' on 4 hours. It should have taken longer on the first one 'cause I had to make some balsawood shims.

And, yes, to those who are nodding along....a bunch of my computers have pieces that are so old that they don't fit together mechanically.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 06:54 PM (T1005)

380 Paddy took his son out for his first pint. Off they went to their local pub only two blocks from their house. Paddy got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so he drank it himself. Next Paddy got him a Kilkenny, he didn't like that either, so Paddy drank that too. Finally, he thought he might like some Harp Lager? His son spat it out. So Paddy drank it. Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he'd like whiskey better dan beer - so we tried a Jameson's! Nope! In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it. What could Paddy do but drink it! By the time he realized that his son just didn't like the drink, he was so fdrunk he could hardly push his stroller back home. Posted by: Grump928(C) **** I remember seeing my friend's 1.5 yr old brother running around with half a can of Bud and drinking it. Turns out mom wanted him to drink it and get sleepy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:54 PM (F0Cog)

381 I'm going to pronounce a few words. They're harmless words. Just a bunch of letters scrambled together. But their meaning is very important. Try to understand what they mean. "Manhattan Project, Los Alamos, Trinity."

Posted by: Pat Murphy at May 29, 2015 06:55 PM (W5DcG)

382 Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 11:49 PM (RzZOc)

Wow Jim that is awesome!!!  Have a great time

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (v7KP+)

383 Howdy, howdy! Just relaxin' with the Horde after one of those days -- tried to do the same damned thing to two of the computers around here.....on one, it took about 40 minutes.......on the other, we're workin' on 4 hours. It should have taken longer on the first one 'cause I had to make some balsawood shims.And, yes, to those who are nodding along....a bunch of my computers have pieces that are so old that they don't fit together mechanically. Posted by: cthulhu **** Do they have a hand crank to get them started?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (F0Cog)

384 Okay good night everyone, be safe

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at May 29, 2015 06:57 PM (v7KP+)

385

 

heheh eh heheh... "hand crank"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at May 29, 2015 06:57 PM (tBSrv)

386

Trinity  was  hot in The Matrix.

 

That's  all I got on Trinity.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2015 06:57 PM (MDgS8)

387 383 Howdy, howdy! Just relaxin' with the Horde after one of those days -- tried to do the same damned thing to two of the computers around here.....on one, it took about 40 minutes.......on the other, we're workin' on 4 hours. It should have taken longer on the first one 'cause I had to make some balsawood shims.And, yes, to those who are nodding along....a bunch of my computers have pieces that are so old that they don't fit together mechanically.


Posted by: cthulhu
****

Do they have a hand crank to get them started?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 11:56 PM (F0Cog)



Have you got a spare? I misplaced one of mine....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 06:57 PM (T1005)

388 "That Dino lives just outside of Palm Springs Ca and was also pictured in a movie with the guy who got caught JO in a movie theater and the same actor dance's the tequila song in a movie..
Posted by: Marshall Plan"

Oh, the guy that started the shootout at Twin Peaks.  Too bad they wouldn't let him dance on the bar.  That would have fixed everything.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (Wo9OY)

389 Have you got a spare? I misplaced one of mine.... Posted by: cthulhu **** I wish mine were crank started. Mine are powered off a belt attached to a bicycle. (Yells to wife)Peddle faster honey!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 06:59 PM (F0Cog)

390 358 I see on Twitter that #NotMyAmerica which is the hashtag started by dhimmi millenials is trending #1 Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2015 11:43 PM (GrXXa) It's probably a good idea to stop paying attention to what is trending on Twitter. It's a cesspool of idiocy. Remember that most people in the US don't even know about the march in Phoenix.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 06:59 PM (+XMAD)

391 Holy shit! Classic Rickyism. Hope they fly thick and fast in 8. Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv) --More: Ricky looks at poster in middle school wall (PEANUTS: THE SILENT KILLER) Ricky: How the fuck can peanuts be the silent killer when they're not even people?

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:00 PM (Fv5eu)

392 390: Donna, How are you? By the way, you are more right than you know!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 07:01 PM (ucDmr)

393 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 10:46 PM I'm so sorry to hear of the death of a good man. Why does God take people like that and Reid and Hill draw breath? Who knows, but prayers on the way.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 07:01 PM (+XMAD)

394 I'm building a 12v portable air compressor using to 2 Viair pumps connected to a common manifold with a 200# cutoff switch connected to the manifold as well. The switch activates 2 relays to turn the pumps off. There is no air tank, just coiled air line and an air chuck. You guys figure it will work, or do I need something else in the system?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 29, 2015 07:01 PM (l3vZN)

395 'Night, chemjeff!

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:01 PM (Fv5eu)

396

--More:

Ricky looks at poster in middle school wall (PEANUTS: THE SILENT KILLER)

Ricky: How the fuck can peanuts be the silent killer when they're not even people?

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 12:00 AM

 

LOL. Is Ricky selling weed to the kids again?

Posted by: beavis at May 29, 2015 07:02 PM (tBSrv)

397 Jinx - What are you using the air for?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:02 PM (F2IAQ)

398 Trinity was hot in The Matrix. That's all I got on Trinity. Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2015 11:57 PM (MDgS Stay the fuck away from my daughter!

Posted by: Ricky at May 29, 2015 07:03 PM (Fv5eu)

399 I'm fine, Hugo. Enjoying some perfect weather here. I hope Mrs. Hugo the Chavez is well.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 07:03 PM (+XMAD)

400 369 Hey, where are all the asshole comments and commenters that make Ace's such a fun 3d circus?
You know who you are.
'Cmon strut your stuff!

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 11:49 PM (85ldL)



Showing my stuff hasn't worked out so well for me.

Posted by: Tony Weener at May 29, 2015 07:04 PM (uGrec)

401 for filling tires in remote locations after they have been semi deflated for running on sand. Power will be by a jumper to the vehicles battery.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 29, 2015 07:04 PM (l3vZN)

402 PEANUTS: THE SILENT KILLER Especially Pig-Pen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (W5DcG)

403 Everything good here. Thanks. Weather here muggy right now, soon to cool off. High of 60 tomorrow.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (ucDmr)

404 It's probably a good idea to stop paying attention to what is trending on Twitter. It's a cesspool of idiocy. Remember that most people in the US don't even know about the march in Phoenix. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) **** I have noticed the people who follow the trending stuff on twitter are the mouth breathing inbreds you suspected they were.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (F0Cog)

405 LOL. Is Ricky selling weed to the kids again? Posted by: beavis at May 30, 2015 12:02 AM (tBSrv) --Nope. Bubbles was sentenced to community service, telling tweens to stay away from drugs and liquor. How does he do so? By making puppets, of course: one who looks like Ricky carrying a joint, and another who looks like Julian carrying a rum and coke.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (Fv5eu)

406 So, an Irishman walks past a bar.

Well, theoretically it could happen.

Posted by: Aviator at May 29, 2015 07:06 PM (sQzB6)

407 A scotsman went to vivit his friend, Fergus. "Fergus, I see you're steamin all the wallpaper off the walls. Are you fixin' to do some redecorating? "No," replied Fergus. "I'm moving."

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:07 PM (U3z55)

408 --Nope. Bubbles was sentenced to community service, telling tweens to stay away from drugs and liquor. How does he do so? By making puppets, of course: one who looks like Ricky carrying a joint, and another who looks like Julian carrying a rum and coke.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 12:05 AM

 

Hahahaha... *wipes tears* That's it. I gotta get S8 and fuck the price.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (tBSrv)

409 Smuggling booze on to a cruise ship is akin to smuggling coals to Newcastle. Have a great time anyway!

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (JgC5a)

410 Keeping with the Irish theme of the thread Gnite hooligans. Sleep well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (ucDmr)

411 Here's another sign the end is near. Tomorrow, my sister-in-laws and I are throwing a baby shower for my nephew's fiance (wedding in July). I've been asked by 3 women now if the shower is "women only" or if the groom and his friends will be there. Is this a thing now - men attending wedding showers? 'Cause every man of my generation and older had absolutely no desire to go to the wedding shower and sit there and watch women oohing and ahhing over bedsheets and towels and coffee makers.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (+XMAD)

412 The one that's being a pain-in-the-ass is about a 2006-era Dell, when they thought it was way cool if everything snapped together. Naturally, this means you have to know the exact right little metal tabbie thingiewidget six inches away to move sideways to unlock the next piece. I've got Berrocal sculptures that are more straightforward [ http://www.johnrausch.com/PuzzleWorld /toc.asp?t=_cat/il161.htm%23 mini_david&m=puz/mini_david.htm ]

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (T1005)

413 "It's probably a good idea to stop paying attention to what is trending on Twitter. It's a cesspool of idiocy." That's why I hang around tumblr.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:09 PM (U3z55)

414 for filling tires in remote locations after they have been semi deflated for running on sand. Power will be by a jumper to the vehicles battery. Posted by: Jinx ---------------- Meh. Ought to work. If you can use a lower shut-off pressure, it would save wear/tear on the pumps. Also, without any accumulator (tank) the pressure switch might drop in and out. The hose itself might provide enough buffering so that doesn't happen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:09 PM (F2IAQ)

415 Here's another sign the end is near. Tomorrow, my sister-in-laws and I are throwing a baby shower for my nephew's fiance (wedding in July). I've been asked by 3 women now if the shower is "women only" or if the groom and his friends will be there. Is this a thing now - men attending wedding showers? 'Cause every man of my generation and older had absolutely no desire to go to the wedding shower and sit there and watch women oohing and ahhing over bedsheets and towels and coffee makers. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) **** Are the men single? If not, WTF?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:10 PM (F0Cog)

416 394 I'm building a 12v portable air compressor using to 2 Viair pumps connected to a common manifold with a 200# cutoff switch connected to the manifold as well. The switch activates 2 relays to turn the pumps off.

There is no air tank, just coiled air line and an air chuck.

You guys figure it will work, or do I need something else in the system?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 12:01 AM (l3vZN)


What are you planning to run with it?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 07:10 PM (T1005)

417 Smuggling booze on to a cruise ship is akin to smuggling coals to Newcastle. -------------- Smuggling tobacco products to Alaska..., now, that might be a money maker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:11 PM (F2IAQ)

418 Smuggling booze on to a cruise ship is akin to smuggling coals to Newcastle. -------------- Smuggling tobacco products to Alaska..., now, that might be a money maker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:11 PM (F2IAQ)

419 Hahahaha... *wipes tears* That's it. I gotta get S8 and fuck the price. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 12:08 AM (tBSrv) --When you watch it, be sure to post a review and alert me to it! Another interesting twist is that most of the episodes were directed either by Corey or by Dunsworth, and written by the Boys (and sometimes Torrens as well).

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:11 PM (Fv5eu)

420 My woman asked me to attend a baby shower and I said no. She asked why. My answer? Because I have a penis.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:12 PM (F0Cog)

421 Keeping with the Irish theme of the thread Gnite hooligans. Sleep well. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 12:08 AM (ucDmr) Hugo, may the door not hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:12 PM (U3z55)

422 --When you watch it, be sure to post a review and alert me to it! Another interesting twist is that most of the episodes were directed either by Corey or by Dunsworth, and written by the Boys (and sometimes Torrens as well).

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 12:11 AM

 

Will do!

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 07:12 PM (tBSrv)

423 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:13 PM (kff5f)

424 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 12:10 AM (F0Cog) I think the bridegrooms friends mainly are single, but the thing is- my nephew has not ever expressed the slightest desire to attend the shower. No man has attended any shower I've ever been to. But apparently nowadays they do, and I can't comprehend why the hell they would want to.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 07:14 PM (+XMAD)

425 My area of concern on the compressor is not enough volume in the air line to make it operate properly. I have a 200# switch, hopefully I won't have to buy a lower one, for I am a cheapskate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 29, 2015 07:14 PM (l3vZN)

426 401 for filling tires in remote locations after they have been semi deflated for running on sand. Power will be by a jumper to the vehicles battery.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 12:04 AM (l3vZN)


Nah, that's ok -- the tire is the tank. Might want to run the engine if you're thinking of using one battery for more than one truck.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 07:14 PM (T1005)

427 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 30, 2015 12:13 AM (kff5f) You might be a terrorist.

Posted by: Marc Lamont Hillbilly at May 29, 2015 07:15 PM (W5DcG)

428 Is this a thing now - men attending wedding showers? 'Cause every man of my generation and older had absolutely no desire to go to the wedding shower and sit there and watch women oohing and ahhing over bedsheets and towels and coffee makers. Yes, it is a thing. No, the men have no desire to be there. They do, however, have a desire for the nookie they'll earn by attending.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:15 PM (kff5f)

429 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 12:08 AM (+XMAD) --Wait, did you mean "wedding" instead of "baby" in the first line? If "baby," then that's as much a sign of the times as dudes at a wedding shower. I went to a baby shower a few years ago, but it was very segregated: the men drinking beer around the grill making steaks outside, while the women surrounded the mom while she opened the gifts in the living room.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:16 PM (Fv5eu)

430 Why not just use one of those 20 dollar compressors that plug into the 12v on the dash

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 29, 2015 07:16 PM (dULJN)

431 Hi Jinx! I'm talking to SMFH right now - i was just telling her how damned cool you are... Howard you, buddy?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 07:17 PM (9y5/R)

432 think the bridegrooms friends mainly are single, but the thing is- my nephew has not ever expressed the slightest desire to attend the shower. No man has attended any shower I've ever been to. But apparently nowadays they do, and I can't comprehend why the hell they would want to. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) **** Single guys looking to meet women I can understand. Men looking to score nookie points I kind of understand. I must be a caveman, but if I have to "score points" to have sex with my woman, I picked the wrong woman.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:17 PM (F0Cog)

433 thanks, Cooth, makes sense.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 29, 2015 07:17 PM (l3vZN)

434 I went to a baby shower a few years ago, but it was very segregated: the men drinking beer around the grill making steaks outside, while the women surrounded the mom while she opened the gifts in the living room. Posted by: logprof **** THAT, makes sense to me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:18 PM (F0Cog)

435 They do, however, have a desire for the nookie they'll earn by attending. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 30, 2015 12:15 AM (kff5f) I would do anything for love. But I won't do that (attend a wedding shower).

Posted by: Meat Loaf at May 29, 2015 07:19 PM (wZ2hu)

436 Why not just use one of those 20 dollar compressors that plug into the 12v on the dash Posted by: The Jackhole ----------------- Because you can go have lunch while you are waiting for the tire to inflate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:19 PM (F2IAQ)

437 Why not just use one of those 20 dollar compressors that plug into the 12v on the dash They take a long time to fill up a tire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 07:19 PM (W5DcG)

438 I think the bridegrooms friends mainly are single, but the thing is- my nephew has not ever expressed the slightest desire to attend the shower. No man has attended any shower I've ever been to. But apparently nowadays they do, and I can't comprehend why the hell they would want to. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 12:14 AM (+XMAD) My cousins had one boy/girl evening shower, which was more of a party with beer than a traditional shower. So maybe that what they are thinking? The only time I've seen men at a baby shower was work related. Night all!

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 07:19 PM (vmMMi)

439 Single guys looking to meet women I can understand. Men looking to score nookie points I kind of understand. I must be a caveman, but if I have to "score points" to have sex with my woman, I picked the wrong woman. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 12:17 AM (F0Cog) "Your" woman? Rape culture!

Posted by: Special Little Snowflakes on Tumblr at May 29, 2015 07:20 PM (wZ2hu)

440 I must be a caveman, but if I have to "score points" to have sex with my woman, I picked the wrong woman. But many men do, indeed, pick the wrong women. So that's hardly news. I went to the baby shower my (then very, very new to us) church held when my wife had our first kid- so there would be at least 1 person she knew there.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:21 PM (kff5f)

441 When younger, I attended many weddings in which I had no interest. But, bridesmaids....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:21 PM (F2IAQ)

442 "Your" woman? Rape culture! Posted by: Special Little Snowflakes on Tumblr **** Yup. I own her. Bought her for fifty goats. How dare you racists insult my culture.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:23 PM (F0Cog)

443 All the moms except mine were terrible cooks, but walleye was always good! Is it as good as I remember? Or did I like it because I was a kid and it didn't taste like anything. Because I hate fish, now, that doesn't taste like anything. True cod, for example.

Posted by: Kalneva at May 29, 2015 07:23 PM (zo/PD)

444 "409 Smuggling booze on to a cruise ship is akin to smuggling coals to Newcastle. Have a great time anyway! Posted by: Thor's feather duster" Um, y'know they don't give the booze on the ships away for free? Bar prices are actually about as bad as titty bar prices, too. Yeah, the ship will have plenty of booze. And I don't want to pay for all the refills. Just the first glass of the evening. Then, I'll have the glass. The flask, well, it fits in many different pockets. And gets refilled in the cabin, regularly. Tobacco? Why yes, I'm taking fifty of El Cubano's best Nicaraguan Puro Maduros. Maybe I should take a hundred and fifty? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 07:23 PM (RzZOc)

445 When younger, I attended many weddings in which I had no interest. But, bridesmaids.... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2015 12:21 AM (F2IAQ) **** Yep.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 29, 2015 07:23 PM (XrHO0)

446 I went to the baby shower my (then very, very new to us) church held when my wife had our first kid- so there would be at least 1 person she knew there. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet **** Riiiiight. Turn in your penis. /

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:24 PM (F0Cog)

447 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 30, 2015 12:24 AM (F0Cog) You can pry my penis from my cold, dead hands. Wait. That may have come out wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:25 PM (kff5f)

448 "Who have we pissed off today?" Guy who have been to showers, because they though they had to.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:26 PM (U3z55)

449 Tobacco? Why yes, I'm taking fifty of El Cubano's best Nicaraguan Puro Maduros. Maybe I should take a hundred and fifty? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX **** I don't want to know how you'll be smuggling them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:26 PM (F0Cog)

450 Yeah they are slow

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 29, 2015 07:28 PM (dULJN)

451 "Wait. That may have come out wrong."


Nah, not all.  Just like Chuck Heston up on stage holding his......oh wait. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 07:28 PM (I2CG4)

452 Now that I look at it, this length of CAT5 patch cable is looking pretty sun-faded......

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 07:30 PM (T1005)

453 " All the moms except mine were terrible cooks, but walleye was always good! Is it as good as I remember? " Lake Erie walleye have definite "taste" (algae?). I really don' t care much for if it's been frozen, even in water.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:32 PM (U3z55)

454 His smores?

Posted by: Chocolate Heston at May 29, 2015 07:35 PM (ecDRv)

455 "That's why I measure 3 times and cut twice." I don't really think cutting twice is an option for me. But thanks for the sage advice.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at May 29, 2015 07:35 PM (3F6F8)

456 Tip for any large fish. Bake or grill with fresh dill and fresh parsley.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:36 PM (U3z55)

457 @bergerbilder, I doubt I would like any fish out of Lake Erie! I remember a very clean, yet fishy taste. Algae would not be something I would like, either.

Posted by: Kalneva at May 29, 2015 07:37 PM (zo/PD)

458 Hey, things could not get less dull tonight! Cluethu and undead are here to lay down a beat!

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 07:38 PM (85ldL)

459 No need to smuggle the cigars, they're not forbidden to bring. Pair of litre bottles of booze though? They want to sell their own, and do check for incoming. I have a way of beating that, that they've never busted in cruises going back to '94. *grins* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 07:39 PM (RzZOc)

460 Evening horde. So the little slutty Jenner is a celebrity? USA! USA!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 07:39 PM (XAFOu)

461 Now that I look at it, this length of CAT5 patch cable is looking pretty sun-faded......

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 12:30 AM (T1005)



What is it patching to?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 29, 2015 07:40 PM (8zCR+)

462 Anybody here read the hunger games books and watched the movies?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:40 PM (Wo9OY)

463 I have a way of beating that, that they've never busted in cruises going back to '94. ----------------- This isn't the colostomy bag gambit, is it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:41 PM (F2IAQ)

464 --Wait, did you mean "wedding" instead of "baby" in the first line? If "baby," then that's as much a sign of the times as dudes at a wedding shower. Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 12:16 AM (Fv5eu) Nope. It's an actual traditional church wedding. The bride is not preggers. And the groom landed a job at a company when he was still in college, worked his way up the ladder and brought his first house when he was 25. The bride hopes to have at least 3 babies and wants to homeschool. Believe it or not, these are millennials. Not every one is a Occupier living in mom's basement. Don't know about the bride, but my nephew voted for McCain and Romney. Good kids, they are.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 07:41 PM (+XMAD)

465 Anybody here read the hunger games books and watched the movies? Yes to both.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:41 PM (M1uf/)

466 Nope, no colostomy bag. Alternate container? Yes. Seals expertly re-applied? Indeed, you can't find my work even with an 8x loupe. Finesse. It's not just a word in Ace's French lessons. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 07:43 PM (RzZOc)

467 455 "That's why I measure 3 times and cut twice."

I don't really think cutting twice is an option for me. But thanks for the sage advice.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at May 30, 2015 12:35 AM (3F6F


Me -- I measure once, then set out to find the material in the garage, muse a bit, and autopilot stops me in front of the beer fridge.

Then I go find the material and set it aside.

Then I think of what sort of implement I should use to cut it, head out to the garage, and end-up in front of the beer fridge again, but now I've forgotten the measurement.

I go back and remeasure and re-evaluate the cutting methods and open the doors for the saws. I buck the saws out to where I can use them and realize I've forgotten the measurement, again. So I go in and remeasure. Then I come out and realize that the material isn't where I thought I put it.

By the time I find the material and put it on the saw, I realize that I forgot the measurement again, so I go in and write it on a post-it note....


Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 07:43 PM (T1005)

468 Jim.  That reminds me of when I smuggled a bunch of McDonalds food onto my ship in Norfolk (XO had a rule.  No outside food can be brought onboard)

I hid it in my laundry.  OOD stopped me thinking I was somebody that didn't belong on the ship and started asking me a bunch of questions about who my CPO was and stuff.

Meanwhile, the french fry smell was starting to seep out and I was sure I was going to get busted, but then he finally let me go and I made it back to the berthing area no problem.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:44 PM (Wo9OY)

469 Hunger Games filmed in part here..., so mandatory watch. Kinda like Last of the Mohicans. Lot of extras walking around the streets with Mohawks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:44 PM (F2IAQ)

470 "His smores?"


Yes, his smores.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 07:45 PM (I2CG4)

471 "Yes to both. Posted by: AllenG"

OK, did they change a lot of stuff in the movies?  Just curious.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:45 PM (Wo9OY)

472 Anybody here read the hunger games books and watched the movies?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 12:40 AM (Wo9OY)



Yeah, whats the question?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 29, 2015 07:45 PM (8zCR+)

473 cut and try.  That is how I roll.

Well, rock.  And wind up diamond- and lozenge-shaped.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2015 07:45 PM (t//F+)

474 " Kinda like Last of the Mohicans."


Love that movie and a big part of it is the scenery.  Where filmed exactly in NC?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 07:46 PM (I2CG4)

475 Drinkig beer on the ferry to Put-In-Bay warning: you can drink on the ferry, but open containers are verboten. So, ditch you canx before landing. My daughter snd friend were on thier wat to a trash can 20 feet from the boat, and both got fined over $100 each, no excuses

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 07:46 PM (U3z55)

476 Mike.  Yeah, I had never watched any of it but caught a few minutes the other night.  She was being chased by all these other kids and what does she do?  She climbs up a tree!  That's about the WORST thing you could possibly do in that situation...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:47 PM (Wo9OY)

477 I realize that I forgot the measurement again, so I go in and write it on a post-it note.... Posted by: cthulhu ------------------ You forgot the part about putting down the pencil *somewhere* along the way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:47 PM (F2IAQ)

478 That's about the WORST thing you could possibly do in that situation... Posted by: Asheville ----------------- Robert..., Robert..., you DO remember that this is a *movie*, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:48 PM (F2IAQ)

479 461 Now that I look at it, this length of CAT5 patch cable is looking pretty sun-faded......


Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 12:30 AM (T1005)


What is it patching to?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 30, 2015 12:40 AM (8zCR+)



I'm reconfiguring my network, so for the moment, nothing -- but it was sitting on the window-side of my main blogging computer. There are parts that are bright red, and other parts that are almost white.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 07:48 PM (T1005)

480 And then, she's only about, what, 20 or 30 feet up in this tree with no cover, and these idiots down below try to shoot her twice with a bow and arrow and miss, and then give up on that despite having a bunch of arrows left...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:48 PM (Wo9OY)

481 (XO had a rule. No outside food can be brought onboard) Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 12:44 AM (Wo9OY) When was that? Never encountered rules like that in 1971-75. Pacific.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 07:48 PM (W5DcG)

482 462 Anybody here read the hunger games books and watched the movies? Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 12:40 AM (Wo9OY) ---------------------- I watched the Ungar games. Does that count?

Posted by: Tony Randall at May 29, 2015 07:49 PM (XrHO0)

483 Ricardo - http://tinyurl.com/p8addfa

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:50 PM (F2IAQ)

484 So then they decide to wait her out and they make a fire....

If you can make a fire, then set the damn dead tree she's in on fire so she has to come down, you idiots!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:50 PM (Wo9OY)

485 There are parts that are bright red, and other parts that are almost white. Posted by: cthulhu ----------------- Sun fading is a bitch for furniture and fabrics. Even wood flooring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:51 PM (F2IAQ)

486 Yes to both. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet **** Jaysus Chroist man. TURN.IN.YOUR. PENIS!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 29, 2015 07:52 PM (F0Cog)

487 OK, did they change a lot of stuff in the movies? Just curious. ... Not so much in the first two movies. There was a fair amount of change, but it's the kind of thing you expect when moving from a novel to a movie. I can't remember exactly what they all were, but I remember being jarred by several of them for Mocking Jay pt 1. I think Hollywood was offended by Susan Collins' artistic integrity. You can tell she meant the series as a slam against conservatism. In her mind, the evil Capitol was Republicans (I think she's even said as much in interviews). Her "good guys" were *supposed* to be Progressives. Except that by the time she got to that point, she realized that had flipped. The "Progressives" were the Capitol, and about the best she could do is make the people in District 13 "just as bad" by making them Fascists (and, therefore, in her mind, Conservatives). Except that didn't work *either* because they were very, very Socialist. To her credit, she let the story go where it logically was going to go. She didn't let the *political point* she wanted to make force the story; she left the political point on the cutting-room floor as it were. I don't think HWood liked that, though, and you can see it in the 3rd movie. District 13 is very militaristic, as it would have to be, but they seem to be avoiding some of the harder edges, so it's more clear that "they're the good guys." The books are much more ambiguous on that point.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:52 PM (M1uf/)

488 "When was that?
Never encountered rules like that in 1971-75.
Pacific.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr."

83 to 87, Atlantic fleet. That particular XO we had was a real bastard.  It seemed that if our captain was an asshole, the XO was cool and vis-versa.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:52 PM (Wo9OY)

489 If you can make a fire, then set the damn dead tree she's in on fire so she has to come down, you idiots! Posted by: AshevilleRobert -------------------------- As I tell Mrs. Hammer, "It's in the script".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 07:52 PM (F2IAQ)

490 441 When younger, I attended many weddings in which I had no interest. But, bridesmaids.... Posted by: Mike Hammer ---------------------------- He's done many a bridesmaid, but never a bride.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 07:55 PM (nXay/)

491 Being home ported in Guam in 1972 made McDonalds a real treat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 07:55 PM (W5DcG)

492 Alright, y'all. Don't get so drunk that you miss the weekend.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 07:56 PM (M1uf/)

493 I'm out for the night, y'all. Take care!

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 07:57 PM (nL0sw)

494 OK, so now she goes to sleep in the tree.  Really?  With these people just a few feet away that want to kill you?

And not only that, they all go to sleep as well.

So she wakes up, and another kid that's helping her gives her the idea to drop a huge nest of genetically engineered wasps on the kids down below.

Hello?  They're all asleep!  Just climb down and walk away!

And you've been sleeping all this time just a few feet away from this huge nest and you haven't been stung by any of them?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 07:57 PM (Wo9OY)

495 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 12:44 AM (Wo9OY) You reminded me of something. When I went from DC back to Wisconsin for a visit, my mom bought me a bunch of fresh Polish sausage from a small family butcher store to take with me. Now, I've had smoked Polish sausage in other parts of the country, but I found it impossible to find fresh Polish sausage out East, so I appreciated it. However, she packed it, along with some dry ice, in a cheap plastic carry on bag. It's only an hour and a half flight, mom thought it would be fine. However, there was a delay at O'Hare and we sat on the runaway for 90 minutes. And the frozen sausage thawed out. Fresh Polish sausage has a lot of garlic and it wasn't long before the entire cabin reeked of garlic. The flight was packed and people were turning to each other and saying "What the hell is that smell?" Garlic Flight 387 finally made it to DC and boy was everyone happy to get off the plane. I cringed all the way home. I was afraid the sausage had spoiled but after all that bother I was damned if I was going to toss it. I grilled it for friends the next day. They raved about how great it was. Nobody got sick, thank God.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 07:57 PM (+XMAD)

496 Then she drops this big nest on them and thousands of these pissed off wasps fly out and sting the other kids, who run away (or die) and then she climbs down, and all the wasps are gone?

It's just that in the space of a few minutes of movie, there so many different examples of logical inconsistencies that I was wondering if the books were any better, and that Hollywood had just ruined them like they did with Tom Clancy's books.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 08:01 PM (Wo9OY)

497 Time is indeed why I'm putting together the compressor. It is going to be too damn hot to tarry. Again, thanks for the discussion.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 29, 2015 08:03 PM (l3vZN)

498 Donna.  Garlic Flight 387.....  I LOL'd.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 08:03 PM (Wo9OY)

499 Sorry to bail, but 'tis 1:00 a.m. here. Probably a fraction of a second earlier at Robert's place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 08:04 PM (F2IAQ)

500 Be vewy, vewy quiet, we're twying to catch a vewy, sneaky wabbit. shhhhh.

Posted by: C and U Unlimited at May 29, 2015 08:04 PM (85ldL)

501 The Enforcer on AMC now. My favorite Dirty Harry movie.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 08:05 PM (Fv5eu)

502 I'm going to pronounce a few words. They're harmless words. Just a bunch of letters scrambled together. But their meaning is very important. Try to understand what they mean. "Manhattan Project, Los Alamos, Trinity." Posted by: Pat Murphy Like angry titty putty??? Harrumph~!

Posted by: joN atsedoP[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 08:05 PM (uctT+)

503 495 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 12:44 AM (Wo9OY)

You reminded me of something. When I went from DC back to Wisconsin for a visit, my mom bought me a bunch of fresh Polish sausage from a small family butcher store to take with me. Now, I've had smoked Polish sausage in other parts of the country, but I found it impossible to find fresh Polish sausage out East, so I appreciated it.

However, she packed it, along with some dry ice, in a cheap plastic carry on bag. It's only an hour and a half flight, mom thought it would be fine.

However, there was a delay at O'Hare and we sat on the runaway for 90 minutes. And the frozen sausage thawed out. Fresh Polish sausage has a lot of garlic and it wasn't long before the entire cabin reeked of garlic. The flight was packed and people were turning to each other and saying "What the hell is that smell?"

Garlic Flight 387 finally made it to DC and boy was everyone happy to get off the plane. I cringed all the way home. I was afraid the sausage had spoiled but after all that bother I was damned if I was going to toss it.

I grilled it for friends the next day. They raved about how great it was. Nobody got sick, thank God.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 12:57 AM (+XMAD)



In a free country, this is embarrassing but has a happy ending. In what we're rushing headlong toward, you'd have been escorted off the plane by the psychocrats and would still face harassment even today -- if you'd been returned to your family at all.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 08:06 PM (T1005)

504 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 30, 2015 01:03 AM (Wo9OY) It really stunk. I would have been beaten to death if they had been able to figure out whose carry on bag was stinking up the plane. But it was totes worth it for fresh Polish sausage, which is the best.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 08:08 PM (+XMAD)

505 "Love that movie and a big part of it is the scenery. Where filmed exactly in NC?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill"

Several different places.  Lake James, Chimney Rock, the Biltmore Estate and the same place they did Hunger Games, Dupont State Forest.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 08:09 PM (Wo9OY)

506 Dirty Harry's Commander: You've been transferred to Personnel. Dirty Harry: To Personnel? That's for assholes! Dirty Harry's Commander: I was in Personnel for 10 years. Dirty Harry: Yeah.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 08:11 PM (Fv5eu)

507 Don't get so drunk that you miss the weekend. Posted by: AllenG Oh, yeah? Hold'm' beer and watch this...

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 08:12 PM (uctT+)

508 Yeah, I gotta go to bed also.  Tomorrow I have to climb on a roof without falling off, and try to patch a leak around the chimney.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2015 08:12 PM (Wo9OY)

509 I had read before that Africans retuning to Europe will try to bring "bush meat" back with them. It' been a while, somebay not done much, now. But seems like a good way to transport Ebola and/or parasites.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 29, 2015 08:12 PM (U3z55)

510 "Dirty Harry: To Personnel? That's for assholes!"


Favorite as well.  Heh.  Alas, no AMC at this motel.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:13 PM (I2CG4)

511 >>434 I went to a baby shower a few years ago Posted by: logprof **** -- THAT, makes sense to me. Me, too.

Posted by: Logprof's Cornerleas Mancard at May 29, 2015 08:14 PM (ycu3n)

512 "Several different places."


Yeah, I was checking out Hammer's link.  Knew it was N.C. but just not sure where.  WNC is on my list.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:14 PM (I2CG4)

513 Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005) I never thought of that - but you're right. The TSA gropers would have probably confiscated it before it made it on the plane. Lord, I just remembered a DC to Houston flight where I got to the airport 15 minutes before take off, raced through the main building and made it onto the plane just in time - I buckled in and the plane started pulling out of the gate. It's being Capt Obvious to point out that that could never happen today.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 29, 2015 08:15 PM (+XMAD)

514 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 01:14 AM (I2CG4)

On your list for what?

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2015 08:18 PM (j7iSn)

515 "It's being Capt Obvious to point out that that could never happen today."



Hehehe.  Slow your roll, little lady.  Let's us just take a thorough look at your carry-on bag. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:19 PM (I2CG4)

516 Posted by: Logprof's Cornerleas Mancard at May 30, 2015 01:14 AM (ycu3n) --How are you able to post from my wife's purse?

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 08:19 PM (Fv5eu)

517 Any DFW morons get stuck in that loop 12 mess? I live just west of there and missed it, thank God. Question: when does one qualify as a moron?

Posted by: Blano at May 29, 2015 08:20 PM (heN73)

518 Happy-ish Friday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 08:20 PM (nSOh+)

519 513 Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005)

I never thought of that - but you're right. The TSA gropers would have probably confiscated it before it made it on the plane.

Lord, I just remembered a DC to Houston flight where I got to the airport 15 minutes before take off, raced through the main building and made it onto the plane just in time - I buckled in and the plane started pulling out of the gate.

It's being Capt Obvious to point out that that could never happen today.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 01:15 AM (+XMAD)



No, I did that recently myself. I was stuck at security behind a girls' High School soccer team, and half of them had their ID in the backpacks that were stacked up at the other side of security. You have to realize that the purpose of all the security theater is not to maintain vigilance against terrorists.....but to maintain a state of anxiety and uncertainty among the public. Because then the public will keep funding the useless dopes we keep as band-aids against terrorists without thinking too clearly about it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 08:21 PM (T1005)

520 It's being Capt Obvious to point out that that could never happen today. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. Ms. Capt. One-upper!@234

Posted by: weft cut-had to do it[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 08:21 PM (uctT+)

521 "On your list for what?"


Need to visit list.  Maine.  Upstate NY.  Hawaii.  Australia. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:21 PM (I2CG4)

522 501 The Enforcer on AMC now. My favorite Dirty Harry movie. Posted by: logprof ---------------------------- Heh. I'm talking to my favorite 'Ette on the phone - just told her I need to go because that was starting... Dirty a Harry Movies have been on all week on AMC. Tyne Daly was actually kinda cute way back when...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 08:22 PM (nXay/)

523 "Any DFW morons get stuck in that loop 12 mess?"


That's the one they shut down for like a week for repair, right?

Dallas County, pfft.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:23 PM (I2CG4)

524 "Tyne Daly was actually kinda cute way back when..."


Yeah, she was alright. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:24 PM (I2CG4)

525 517 Any DFW morons get stuck in that loop 12 mess?

I live just west of there and missed it, thank God.

Question: when does one qualify as a moron?

Posted by: Blano at May 30, 2015 01:20 AM (heN73)



Moronism must come from within.

Posted by: Kwai-Chang Aaaack! at May 29, 2015 08:25 PM (T1005)

526 Moronism must come from within. Posted by: Kwai-Chang Aaaack! Snatch the joke from my hand. Only then will you be a Violin Attack.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at May 29, 2015 08:28 PM (uctT+)

527 "Moronism must come from within."


Deep.  That's like Yoda or shit. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:28 PM (I2CG4)

528 Asheville Robert. Crepe soled shoes, if you've got 'em. They grip. Flattest, softest soles you can find, otherwise. And do this. DO THIS. Get an old cushion from an upholstered chair. Strip off the fabric, keeping only the foam Kneel or sit on the foam, while on the roof. You will NOT slip off, for sure. That's what our crews use on roofs up to 10/12 pitch. Steeper than that, it's harness and rope time. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 08:28 PM (RzZOc)

529 Snatch the joke from my hand. Only then will you be a Violin Attack. hmmm ... a lot o guys like a snatch in their hand ... or so I have been told by a lot of guys ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 08:29 PM (nSOh+)

530 #524 Tyne Daly was hotter than crisp bacon in Telefon, and dispensed with a bra.

For those of you inter vulgar considerations like that.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 29, 2015 08:30 PM (XO6WW)

531 "a lot o guys like a snatch in their hand"


Meh. 

Posted by: Barry O. at May 29, 2015 08:31 PM (I2CG4)

532 Question: when does one qualify as a moron? Posted by: Blano ---------------------------- It's not a question of when, young padawan.... It is only a matter of why.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 08:31 PM (Htufl)

533 FLY! my little monkeys!

Posted by: C and U Unlimited at May 29, 2015 08:33 PM (85ldL)

534 " C and U Unlimited"


I don't get that handle.  ?

Posted by: Barry O. at May 29, 2015 08:36 PM (I2CG4)

535 Fcuk, get away, Barry!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:37 PM (I2CG4)

536 So the streak continues: The winner of the President's Cup (highest point total in the regular season) has not won the Stanley Cup since . . . the 1993-4 New York Rangers. Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:58 PM (CmA2a) The Detroit Red Wings won the President's trophy AND the Stanley Cup in 2001-2002.

Posted by: Blano at May 29, 2015 08:38 PM (heN73)

537 I wanted to be a TSA agent, but at 185 lbs I didn't meet the minimum.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2015 08:39 PM (+4uXG)

538 Many of you have probably heard this before, but when I was a wee little tad growing up in the suburbs of LA, my mom was a professor of mathematics. And part of the game of academia is sucking-up to TPTB.....and one of the ugly bits of bullshit that department chairs were eager to hand out to ANYONE else was textbook review. Since math is a STEM field, my mom ended up on the textbook committee for STEM subjects.



So wherever we went, we had all these pending science textbooks floating around. They were bathroom reading, they were holding up the short-leg of the table, they were on the coffee table in front of the couch and there was a big stack on the dining room table. And you'd pick one up and idly flip through....


And, as it turns out, there in physics and chemistry there was ALWAYS a chapter titled something very like "phases of matter" -- and it was ALWAYS illustrated with these pictures of snowflakes about 3" across.



But, growing up in Southern California, I had never seen actual snowflakes -- so when they had the shuriken scene in the intro to Kung-fu, I was, like, "Son-of-a-bitch!!!!"


The image of three-inch, razor sharp, ninja-stars of ice haunted my nightmares for a good period, there.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 08:42 PM (T1005)

539 "I wanted to be a TSA agent, but at 185 lbs I didn't meet the minimum."



Sounds like you better apply yourself.  Fast food and plenty of it.  And no exercise for you. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:42 PM (I2CG4)

540 Heh.  ONT dies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:45 PM (I2CG4)

541 540 Heh. ONT dies. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 01:45 AM (I2CG4) --The Enforcer is on commercial, so I'm back a bit.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 08:47 PM (Fv5eu)

542 Anything new in EP? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 08:49 PM (I2CG4)

543 Talk-O: *SQUAWK* Suck my balls! *SQUAWK* Talk-O: *SQUAWK* Finger my ass! *SQUAWK* Bubbles: The mouth on him!

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 08:50 PM (Fv5eu)

544 539 "I wanted to be a TSA agent, but at 185 lbs I didn't meet the minimum."



Sounds like you better apply yourself. Fast food and plenty of it. And no exercise for you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 01:42 AM (I2CG4)



Did you make it back to your house today? How high did the flood get?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 08:53 PM (T1005)

545 Humor minimal, deserves to die, like so many.

Posted by: C and U Unlimited at May 29, 2015 08:55 PM (85ldL)

546 So ... How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 08:59 PM (nSOh+)

547 542 Anything new in EP? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 01:49 AM (I2CG4) --SSDD. No murders recently to speak of at least.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 08:59 PM (Fv5eu)

548 "Humor minimal, deserves to die, like so many."

Care to expand on that?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 29, 2015 08:59 PM (l9gSs)

549 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY In case you missed the real 1980s.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2015 09:00 PM (+4uXG)

550 546, Take away its credit cards?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 09:00 PM (OsWis)

551 Unplug his adaptor .... R R R ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:01 PM (nSOh+)

552 546 So ... How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 30, 2015 01:59 AM (nSOh+)



Cancel their Macy's account?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:01 PM (T1005)

553 jinx

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 09:01 PM (OsWis)

554 Care to expand on that? No.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:02 PM (85ldL)

555 otho must have turned in. TPB quotes holstered for now. 545 Humor minimal, deserves to die, like so many. Posted by: C and U Unlimited at May 30, 2015 01:55 AM (85ldL) --You got anything to bring to the table, pahdner? Meanwhile, I feel old as hell that Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome is almost 30 years old. I still recall the Rolling Stone with Mel Gibson and Tina Turner on the cover.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 09:02 PM (Fv5eu)

556 Depending on the weather I may try to do a little pig hunting. Maybe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 10:34 PM (I2CG4)



Did your house survive the storm last night?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2015 09:02 PM (mwzXN)

557 " How high did the flood get?"



Made it up about 10 feet from the house.  Inside the fenced yard.  Mindblowing amount of water.  Farked up. 

Spent last night and now tonight in a motel.  Should quiet down after tomorrow. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:03 PM (I2CG4)

558 "No"

Ok Then. Just asking a question. No need to get huffy about it.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 29, 2015 09:05 PM (l9gSs)

559 Spent last night and now tonight in a motel. Should quiet down after tomorrow. Spend your FEMA money on room service & loot the Heineken!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:06 PM (nSOh+)

560 @556


Yeah, house is fine.  Huge eroded gouge in the outer yard.  Nothing serious got wet thank goodness. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:06 PM (I2CG4)

561 Is it OK to rollar skate on an empty stomach?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:08 PM (nSOh+)

562 551 Unplug his adaptor .... R R R ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 30, 2015 02:01 AM (nSOh+)



I was down at the computer shop around the corner today....and the clerk was talking about something-or-other that was relatively obscure and it just struck me -- I am one of the declining handful of people on the planet who understand DB9 serial ports to where I could debug one. I remember ST506 disk drives and using BIOS tables to link them to computers. Hell, I remember 1981, when the IBMPC was first introduced -- and there was a hardware limit of 640K in memory because that Sooooper-Genius Bill Gates thought nobody could ever need more.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:08 PM (T1005)

563 "Spend your FEMA money"

Really?  How you gets dat FEMA money? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:09 PM (I2CG4)

564 Is it OK to rollar skate on an empty stomach? Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 30, 2015 02:08 AM (nSOh+) Yes. You just can't do it in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 09:09 PM (nL0sw)

565 Yes. You just can't do it in a buffalo herd. But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 09:11 PM (W5DcG)

566 But you can be happy if you're a mind to.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:11 PM (85ldL)

567 CS, thought you went to bed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:12 PM (I2CG4)

568 RK, I had ever intention of doing so, but got sidetracked.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 09:12 PM (nL0sw)

569 My Nemisis! /

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:12 PM (85ldL)

570 Bert and Oleg the same guy? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:13 PM (I2CG4)

571 Bert and Ernie the same guy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 09:14 PM (W5DcG)

572 You could ... but a side walk is much easier!

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:14 PM (nSOh+)

573 @568


Yeah, best laid plans shot to Hell. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:14 PM (I2CG4)

574 557 " How high did the flood get?"



Made it up about 10 feet from the house. Inside the fenced yard. Mindblowing amount of water. Farked up.

Spent last night and now tonight in a motel. Should quiet down after tomorrow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 30, 2015 02:03 AM (I2CG4)



I've been through earthquakes that killed power and phone for a week, fires that evacuated the other side of the street, and floodwater that washed away our neighbor's horse corrals......but, knock on wood, I've never had to sleep away from home for a disaster. I've been thinkin' of you all day.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:14 PM (T1005)

575 Cthulu, I saw one flooded field near the highway. My commute is pretty bad, but today was a typical Friday.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2015 09:15 PM (+4uXG)

576 "Bert and Ernie the same guy?"


Weren't they gay together?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:15 PM (I2CG4)

577 I am one of the declining handful of people on the planet who understand DB9 serial ports to where I could debug one. Debugging one is beyond me : -))

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:16 PM (nSOh+)

578 "Bert and Ernie the same guy?" Weren't they gay together? They won't buy Hoosier pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 29, 2015 09:17 PM (W5DcG)

579 But we all have to hope that they never get serious about reading their version of the Bible. It has problems.

Posted by: Splunge at May 29, 2015 10:58 PM (qyomX)



The koran is not a "version of the Bible" in any way, shape or form. It's closer to a war manual than anything else.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2015 09:17 PM (mwzXN)

580 How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:17 PM (nSOh+)

581 OK, going to call it a night for real. RK, glad to hear you didn't get washed away.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2015 09:18 PM (nL0sw)

582 580 How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 30, 2015 02:17 AM (nSOh+)



"It's a hardware issue."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:19 PM (T1005)

583 Oh oh, the ambulance is in front of my neighbor's house. He's a Korean war marine vet and purple heart holder. I hate to think what's going on.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at May 29, 2015 09:19 PM (FviSe)

584 I use the GPS every day, and end up on different routes. It keeps my delays to less than 15 minutes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2015 09:20 PM (+4uXG)

585 "but, knock on wood, I've never had to sleep away from home for a disaster."


No worries.  Always got a plan, like Hannibal, heh.  It may not work out, but, got one.  All good. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:21 PM (I2CG4)

586 584 I use the GPS every day, and end up on different routes. It keeps my delays to less than 15 minutes. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2015 02:20 AM (+4uXG) Cool, I have an old one. What do you recommend?

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:21 PM (85ldL)

587 RK, glad to hear you didn't get washed away."


Night, night, CS. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:22 PM (I2CG4)

588 RK must be blessed.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:23 PM (85ldL)

589 Meanwhile, I feel old as hell that Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome is almost 30 years old. I still recall the Rolling Stone with Mel Gibson and Tina Turner on the cover.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 02:02 AM

 

Lol. I remember when that was being made. They called on some of us from "weirder" bands to show up as extras for the Bartertown stuff.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 09:23 PM (tBSrv)

590 "RK must be blessed."


No.  Just cashed in my "Get Lucky" card more times than I care to think about. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:25 PM (I2CG4)

591 Lol. I remember when that was being made. They called on some of us from "weirder" bands to show up as extras for the Bartertown stuff. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 02:23 AM (tBSrv) --Wow, did you make it on film? And did you catch my earlier question?

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 09:26 PM (lRg/v)

592 G'evening Horde.

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 29, 2015 09:26 PM (+2//H)

593 "Anyone is Blessed when compared to the Damned."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:26 PM (T1005)

594 If it wasn't for the paychecks, I'd quit this job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 09:29 PM (UVfht)

595 593 "Anyone is Blessed when compared to the Damned." Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005) What is the source of that truism? H.P.?

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:29 PM (85ldL)

596 --Wow, did you make it on film?

And did you catch my earlier question?

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 02:26 AM

 

I don't think so, but I think a couple of my bandmates did, who were more "Mad Maxy" looking and easier to spot. Dunno, haven't seen it since it came out and only got to peruse it the once. What was the earlier Q?

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 09:30 PM (tBSrv)

597 @594


Ain't that the fuckin' truth.  I do not need that shit in my life but they keep paying out.  Fcuk. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:31 PM (I2CG4)

598 Basura, http://tinyurl.com/k4cgf89

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:31 PM (85ldL)

599 How many woman's studies majors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 09:32 PM (nSOh+)

600 All right, headed out.  Hasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 09:33 PM (I2CG4)

601 What's up nerds?!?! It's the muthafuckin weekend.

Posted by: thathalfrican at May 29, 2015 09:33 PM (R5HRU)

602  Hey Cooth, was browsing last night's ONT after the fact, wondering if you got a satisfactory explanation of what a virtual machine was?  

It's a way of running another computer inside your computer; the inside computer is the virtual machine (VM).  It's a way to create a controlled computing environment that doesn't compromise your computer when misconfigured or attacked,

It's also a way to distribute computing resources to many different users.   Cloud computing is an application of VMs and their ability to scale. 

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 29, 2015 09:34 PM (+2//H)

603 2hrs to take off... I want to go home

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 09:34 PM (6IW2/)

604 So, a Morons gotta do what a Morons gotta do. Which in my case, will be smuggling two or three litres of bourbon on board. I've got a foolproof process for that, but can't divulge the secret, less Bob at NSA spills to the cruise line.

I'll take lots of pictures for Teh Horde, of course!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2015 11:49 PM (RzZOc)



Enjoy the cruise, Jim!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2015 09:35 PM (mwzXN)

605 577 I am one of the declining handful of people on the planet who understand DB9 serial ports to where I could debug one.

Why not just let Sisko and Quark handle it?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 29, 2015 09:35 PM (XO6WW)

606 @597 - Yep.

I don't mean to seem ungrateful, but gratitude is getting harder to come by.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 09:36 PM (UVfht)

607 What was the earlier Q? Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 02:30 AM (tBSrv) --Have you watched Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys?

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 09:37 PM (lRg/v)

608 594 If it wasn't for the paychecks, I'd quit this job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 02:29 AM (UVfht)



I actually had a run of seven years in the late 80's and early 90's, where 60% of my overall compensation ended up being in the form of bonuses. I was continuously up-to-my-ass in alligators, fighting on all fronts, and when the dust settled and I was thinking, "I have GOT to quit this MOTHERFUCKING hellhole of a job......" -- then, *cha-ching*. And I did it year after year. The owner of the company -- the worth of which was probably $1.5 at some point early on -- ended up selling-out for a quarter $billion about 16 months after I finally left.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:37 PM (T1005)

609 Dangit, remembered the question wrong.   Was about setup, not concept.  

Ah well.  

VMware or Virtualbox both offer a free application.   You install the VM software, and then you can create a VM, point the software to an OS install ISO, and install a OS.  

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 29, 2015 09:38 PM (+2//H)

610 --Have you watched Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys?

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 02:37 AM

 

No. Is that one of the newer flicks? I haven't seen any since CTLD.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 09:38 PM (tBSrv)

611 There is no air tank, just coiled air line and an air chuck.

You guys figure it will work, or do I need something else in the system?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2015 12:01 AM (l3vZN)



What's the CFM rating on the pumps? I think if you plan on running air tools, you will need a tank, because unless those 12 volt pumps are monsters of their kind, they won't produce enough air to meet air tool demands. For filling tires, you will be OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2015 09:39 PM (mwzXN)

612 I actually had a run of seven years in the late 80's and early 90's, where 60% of my overall compensation ended up being in the form of bonuses...

Bonuses are something I hear about from the "old days".  They dried up about the time the current management came into place.  It's denied, of course, that anything changed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 09:42 PM (UVfht)

613 Heh.  Reading in a hobby electronics forum where a "zener" diode became a "zenner" and then a "jenner", which is used for reversing polarities.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 09:46 PM (UVfht)

614 580 How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 30, 2015 02:17 AM (nSOh+) "The information assurance group will let us know shortly."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 29, 2015 09:47 PM (l3LvV)

615 602 Hey Cooth, was browsing last night's ONT after the fact, wondering if you got a satisfactory explanation of what a virtual machine was?

It's a way of running another computer inside your computer; the inside computer is the virtual machine (VM). It's a way to create a controlled computing environment that doesn't compromise your computer when misconfigured or attacked,

It's also a way to distribute computing resources to many different users. Cloud computing is an application of VMs and their ability to scale.

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 30, 2015 02:34 AM (+2//H)



So........thing is.......I get a lot more of this stuff than you might think -- but also miss a lot that's assumed. I used to be quite the expert on Unix System VII and BSD 4.2. But I missed a bunch of GNOME and Debian and kshell and VMware and stuff. The reason I had a problem today on one computer is that the distro barfed when I tried to have it use /usr, /bin, and /tmp.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 09:48 PM (T1005)

616 I got confused when cps became Hz. What year was that?

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:50 PM (85ldL)

617 No. Is that one of the newer flicks? I haven't seen any since CTLD. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 02:38 AM (tBSrv) --It was a TV special, like an extended episode (similar to the Christmas special). I think in the TPB universe timeline it comes between Season 7 and CTLD. Also, weirdly, it is thus far the only appearance of Baby Randy I have seen so far.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 09:52 PM (Fv5eu)

618 1960, according to wiki.   Wow.   Always knew it as Hz, though cps does make sense.  

Behold the Pentium with 150 MHz!  (had to look it up ... )

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 29, 2015 09:53 PM (+2//H)

619 P.S. otho, I have also seen Say Goodnight for sale in Canadian Wal Marts for five quid.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 09:53 PM (Fv5eu)

620 How many firmware engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:55 PM (85ldL)

621 The reason I had a problem today on one computer is that the distro barfed when I tried to have it use /usr, /bin, and /tmp. 

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 02:48 AM (T1005)


You sure have a weird combination of tech savvy.   Were some of your compromised machines running Linux, or are you switching to Linux in the wake of the troubles?  

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 29, 2015 09:55 PM (+2//H)

622 --It was a TV special, like an extended episode (similar to the Christmas special). I think in the TPB universe timeline it comes between Season 7 and CTLD. Also, weirdly, it is thus far the only appearance of Baby Randy I have seen so far.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 02:52 AM

 

Hmmmm... Is it available on a season set? Haven't seen it. I have seen the christmas special, but I don't think I have it on the discs. Is the xmas one on one of the season sets? I can't remember...

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 09:55 PM (tBSrv)

623 It's the Witching hour.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 09:57 PM (85ldL)

624 So........thing is.......I get a lot more of this stuff than you might think -- but also miss a lot that's assumed. I used to be quite the expert on Unix System VII and BSD 4.2. But I missed a bunch of GNOME and Debian and kshell and VMware and stuff. The reason I had a problem today on one computer is that the distro barfed when I tried to have it use /usr, /bin, and /tmp.

There's quite a few howtos and tutorials to get started into running your own VMs.  Heck, here's a link explaining how to run VBox on windows:  https://youtu.be/9-DiPRrE3Bg

While the tech itself is very complex, the producers of it have worked very hard on making it accessible.  They move more product that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 09:57 PM (UVfht)

625 My dvd is a bit dodgey and the remote doesn't work I put them in and just select play all  manually on the player, sort of thing. Can't select anything other than what's up at the time.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 09:58 PM (tBSrv)

626 I got a newer dvd player and remote, but, I have yet to sort out putting the sound through an analog stereo system.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:02 PM (tBSrv)

627 Hmmmm... Is it available on a season set? Haven't seen it. I have seen the christmas special, but I don't think I have it on the discs. Is the xmas one on one of the season sets? I can't remember... Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 02:55 AM (tBSrv) --No, neither has been included in a season set. I got them both with the Dressed All Over set. Until last summer, I just had burned copies of the first five seasons and then figured it was worth it just to get Dressed All Over.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:03 PM (Fv5eu)

628 621 The reason I had a problem today on one computer is that the distro barfed when I tried to have it use /usr, /bin, and /tmp.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2015 02:48 AM (T1005)


You sure have a weird combination of tech savvy. Were some of your compromised machines running Linux, or are you switching to Linux in the wake of the troubles?

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 30, 2015 02:55 AM (+2//H)



I have been looking to migrate to a better configuration with harder security for a number of years -- but always have had to break-off to mow the lawn. And, as I've ranted frequently, vendors and suppliers have OBVIOUSLY marched me backward from my avowed goals -- long-timers may remember my rants when I got a hot new router and found that the manufacturer wanted me to web-config it; or when Intuit wanted me to have a uniform web identity across my financial situation.



Well, now things have been re-prioritized and reoriented. Instead of "patch the crap in place to move slowly to the promised land", it's "demo the old, build the new." The new may include LINUX, Windows, and iOS in appropriate corners, but it will be bolted down (as it is not today).



Which leaves me in the "I am safer than yesterday, but not as safe as tomorrow" mode.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:05 PM (T1005)

629 --No, neither has been included in a season set. I got them both with the Dressed All Over set. Until last summer, I just had burned copies of the first five seasons and then figured it was worth it just to get Dressed All Over.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:03 AM

 

What's that? A boxed set of all seasons till then plus the specials? I'd like to have those but I already got 7 seasons of dvd's.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:05 PM (tBSrv)

630 For you, otho. http://tinyurl.com/k4cgf89

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 10:05 PM (85ldL)

631 Jeez, Be back in a half hour.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 10:08 PM (85ldL)

632  For you, otho.
http://tinyurl.com/k4cgf89

 

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 30, 2015 03:05 AM

 

Haha. Classic. That's a colossal hat that Johnny's wearing, too.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:09 PM (tBSrv)

633 Best wishes in those endeavors, cthulhu.    Love what you bring to the ONT, and it's enraging that someone would target you for identity theft and harm.  

Seems it's time for me to crash.  G'night Horde!  

Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 29, 2015 10:09 PM (+2//H)

634 624 So........thing is.......I get a lot more of this stuff than you might
think -- but also miss a lot that's assumed. I used to be quite the
expert on Unix System VII and BSD 4.2. But I missed a bunch of GNOME and
Debian and kshell and VMware and stuff. The reason I had a problem
today on one computer is that the distro barfed when I tried to have it
use /usr, /bin, and /tmp.


There's quite a few howtos and tutorials to get started into running your own VMs. Heck, here's a link explaining how to run VBox on windows: https://youtu.be/9-DiPRrE3Bg

While the tech itself is very complex, the producers of it have worked very hard on making it accessible. They move more product that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 02:57 AM (UVfht)



Frankly, the VMs are among the least of my problems at present. And I've known what they were as soon as the term was mentioned -- I just didn't know who did them and what they were called.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:10 PM (T1005)

635 How many firmware engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's still a hardware issue!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 10:15 PM (nSOh+)

636 What's that? A boxed set of all seasons till then plus the specials? I'd like to have those but I already got 7 seasons of dvd's. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 03:05 AM (tBSrv) --Yeah, kind of a Dollar Auction game for you, eh? Dressed All Over has the first 7 seasons plus both (well, first two) movies and both TV specials. You may have to do some Back of the Envelope maths to decide whether to buy that set. Check both online and in-store prices and compare.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:16 PM (Fv5eu)

637 Frankly, the VMs are among the least of my problems at present. And I've known what they were as soon as the term was mentioned -- I just didn't know who did them and what they were called.

OK.  I'm trying not take for granted that because you know some of the stuff that you know all of the stuff.  I don't ask the Windows guys at work to know Solaris, after all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:16 PM (UVfht)

638

 

heheheh eh heh... "firmware"... heheh... "hardware"... heheh eh heh

Posted by: beavis at May 29, 2015 10:17 PM (tBSrv)

639 In the "good old days", Unix commands were kept short because many of the interfaces were literally on 110-baud Teletype machines.....and typing "ls" took a measurable time less than Microsoft's later "dir". "k3b", a program to burn discs, continues this tradition. But it leaves old-farts who have been out of the game for 20+ years a mite irritated. I know what's in there.....I just don't know what it's called.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:19 PM (T1005)

640 --Yeah, kind of a Dollar Auction game for you, eh? Dressed All Over has the first 7 seasons plus both (well, first two) movies and both TV specials. You may have to do some Back of the Envelope maths to decide whether to buy that set. Check both online and in-store prices and compare.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:16 AM

 

Oh, ok. I may have to check and see if I can get that through a friend online cheaper or similarly priced to getting the first 2 movies seperately.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:19 PM (tBSrv)

641 From Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys: [Randy emerges from a DeLorean where J-ROC and the ROC-Pile are hanging out] J-ROC: 1.22 Gigawatt Onion Ring Flux Capacitor! T: Back to the Slim-Fast! J-ROC: Later, Marty McSuper Size Fries!

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:21 PM (Fv5eu)

642 From Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys:

[Randy emerges from a DeLorean where J-ROC and the ROC-Pile are hanging out]

J-ROC: 1.22 Gigawatt Onion Ring Flux Capacitor!

T: Back to the Slim-Fast!

J-ROC: Later, Marty McSuper Size Fries!

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:21 AM

 

Hahaha... nothing beats J-Roc and T dissing Randy's gut.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:23 PM (tBSrv)

643 637 Frankly, the VMs are among the least of my problems at present. And I've
known what they were as soon as the term was mentioned -- I just didn't
know who did them and what they were called.


OK. I'm trying not take for granted that because you know some of the stuff that you know all of the stuff. I don't ask the Windows guys at work to know Solaris, after all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 03:16 AM (UVfht)



OK, thread (a) -- the fiancee used to trade Sun like I used to trade Apple. We made money over-and-over-again while it went between $15 and $17. It was a hobby.


Thread (b) Sun was always wildly overrated because their shit was derivative. Solaris might as well be a LINUX variant......except that they hid it from peer review. It rapidly became far inferior.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:24 PM (T1005)

644 Solaris might as well be a LINUX variant......except that they hid it from peer review. It rapidly became far inferior.

Ah!  So you've Solaris 11.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:27 PM (UVfht)

645 Solaris might as well be a LINUX variant......except that they hid it from peer review. It rapidly became far inferior.

Ah! So you've Solaris 11.


I'll try that again.

So then you've seen Solaris 11.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:28 PM (UVfht)

646 Oh, ok. I may have to check and see if I can get that through a friend online cheaper or similarly priced to getting the first 2 movies seperately. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 03:19 AM (tBSrv) --First gut instinct tells me you're better off buying the movies and Say Goodnight piecemeal, especially if you can get the two-fer movie pack. I myself wound up buying two of my favorite shows, The Wire and Breaking Bad, season by season because I bought the individual sets at Costco relatively cheap but still the whole she-bang would have been cheaper.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (iAcMN)

647 644 Solaris might as well be a LINUX variant......except that they hid it from peer review. It rapidly became far inferior.

Ah! So you've Solaris 11.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 03:27 AM (UVfht)


Sun has pretty much fallen off the radar -- a bunch of their boxes showed-up at Weird Stuff, and I haven't heard much of them since. I anticipate that they're betting that they'll somehow profit from the impending totalitarian police state.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:30 PM (T1005)

648 Is it too late to mention my blog?

Posted by: Dave M at May 29, 2015 10:31 PM (T1Fev)

649 Just checking bAck in, but God Bless, RK - we're all thinking about you & praying for you.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 10:31 PM (Ry8Bt)

650 --First gut instinct tells me you're better off buying the movies and Say Goodnight piecemeal, especially if you can get the two-fer movie pack. I myself wound up buying two of my favorite shows, The Wire and Breaking Bad, season by season because I bought the individual sets at Costco relatively cheap but still the whole she-bang would have been cheaper.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:29 AM

 

But, the christmas special and SGTTBG wouldn't be obtainable seperately, though yeah?

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:31 PM (tBSrv)

651 Sun has pretty much fallen off the radar -- a bunch of their boxes showed-up at Weird Stuff, and I haven't heard much of them since. I anticipate that they're betting that they'll somehow profit from the impending totalitarian police state.

They've been pretty quiet since Oracle bought them.  And you know what Oracle's hip deep in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:32 PM (UVfht)

652 648 Is it too late to mention my blog?

Posted by: Dave M at May 30, 2015 03:31 AM (T1Fev)




NEVER!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:32 PM (T1005)

653 Sun got sucked up by oracle, now it's a cloud based os

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 10:33 PM (85ldL)

654 But, the christmas special and SGTTBG wouldn't be obtainable seperately, though yeah? Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 03:31 AM (tBSrv) --Yeah, I bought Say Goodnight for my bro cheap at a Winnipeg Wal Mart.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:33 PM (iAcMN)

655 Zone 5 fuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 10:34 PM (6IW2/)

656 Zone 5 fuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 29, 2015 10:34 PM (6IW2/)

657 Is it too late to mention my blog?

Never.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:35 PM (UVfht)

658 651 Sun has pretty much fallen off the radar -- a bunch of their boxes
showed-up at Weird Stuff, and I haven't heard much of them since. I
anticipate that they're betting that they'll somehow profit from the
impending totalitarian police state.


They've been pretty quiet since Oracle bought them. And you know what Oracle's hip deep in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 03:32 AM (UVfht)



The all-encompassing progressive totalitarian state?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:35 PM (T1005)

659 Zone 5 fuck

Couldn't wait to get on the plane?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:36 PM (UVfht)

660 To the Rescue! 656 Zone 5 fuck Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 30, 2015 03:34 AM (6IW2/)

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 10:36 PM (85ldL)

661 --Yeah, I bought Say Goodnight for my bro cheap at a Winnipeg Wal Mart.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:33 AM

 

Ok. Like a movie, then? That leaves the xmas special. I do want that one. Might have to consider selling off the individual seasons to justify the box set. Will have to look around and do some calcs.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:37 PM (tBSrv)

662 The all-encompassing progressive totalitarian state?

You think NSA writes their own database software?

Of course, even Oracle couldn't make the Oregon Obamacare website work, so they do have some limitations.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:38 PM (UVfht)

663 Is it too late to mention my blog? It's after midnight though, so you have to shake your tambourine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 10:40 PM (nSOh+)

664 659 Zone 5 fuck

Couldn't wait to get on the plane?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 30, 2015 03:36 AM (UVfht)



Good news and bad news -- you'll be the most uncomfortable on the plane, but the last one in.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:40 PM (T1005)

665 And.....?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:40 PM (T1005)

666 Damn!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:41 PM (T1005)

667 Of course, even Oracle couldn't make the Oregon Obamacare website work, so they do have some limitations. They got paid millions that they're not giving back ... It worked for them.

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 10:41 PM (nSOh+)

668 Good news and bad news -- you'll be the most uncomfortable on the plane, but the last one in.

Oh that's what she meant.  Sorry.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:41 PM (UVfht)

669 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Ellison All about Mr Oracle...

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 10:42 PM (85ldL)

670 Oddly enough, I was (IRL) born at 3:41 PM. It's kind o' spooky.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:43 PM (T1005)

671 Will have to look around and do some calcs. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 03:37 AM (tBSrv) --It's worth the trouble of calculating. The nice thing about Dressed All Over is that there are just two DVD boxes with all the season/special/movie discs inside to flip through, so less shelf/box space. Then after that all you need is Don't Legalize It and Seasons 8 and 9. (There's also two live shows in Dublin and "The North Pole," but I'm waiting to see if those are worth adding to my collection.)

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:45 PM (iAcMN)

672 They got paid millions that they're not giving back ... It worked for them.

Oh, sure, bring reality to my paranoid rantings why don't you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 10:46 PM (UVfht)

673 I jacked off in that T-Rex while listening to T-Rex.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at May 29, 2015 10:48 PM (gwG9s)

674 --It's worth the trouble of calculating. The nice thing about Dressed All Over is that there are just two DVD boxes with all the season/special/movie discs inside to flip through, so less shelf/box space. Then after that all you need is Don't Legalize It and Seasons 8 and 9. (There's also two live shows in Dublin and "The North Pole," but I'm waiting to see if those are worth adding to my collection.)

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:45 AM

 

Yeah I'll check it out. Got a feeling the box set will still be relatively pricey, but you never know.

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 10:54 PM (tBSrv)

675 Oh, sure, bring reality to my paranoid rantings why don't you. I'm thinking more about freeze dried food than I did, say, a few years ago ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 10:55 PM (nSOh+)

676 In the middle of the clusterfuck I'm dealing with, Lucky's decides they want my name, address, email, and phone number so that they can track my purchases and give me coupons.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 10:55 PM (T1005)

677 Yeah I'll check it out. Got a feeling the box set will still be relatively pricey, but you never know. Posted by: otho at May 30, 2015 03:54 AM (tBSrv) --Amazon (USA) shows $52.11 new and $48.26 "new and used" and I'd guess at those prices you can get S and H waived. You may know a local joint with better prices though.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 10:58 PM (iAcMN)

678 I'm thinking more about freeze dried food than I did, say, a few years ago ... That is a very good way of expressing a rational mindset in a nice sentence. In a mad world.

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 11:01 PM (85ldL)

679 --Amazon (USA) shows $52.11 new and $48.26 "new and used" and I'd guess at those prices you can get S and H waived. You may know a local joint with better prices though.

 

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2015 03:58 AM

 

Hmmmm. that's better than expected. It's doable particularly if I offload the 7 seasons, even cheaply. You might have already seen this, but it's a fave interview. Ricky and Bubbles give Julian a ton of shit.

 

https://youtu.be/WOtO5Z2dhRM

 

 

Posted by: otho at May 29, 2015 11:03 PM (tBSrv)

680 G'night everyone. 

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 29, 2015 11:09 PM (UVfht)

681 Oleg Casino at May 30, 2015 04:01 AM (85ldL) Back when the Y2K scare was still billable hours, my Casa de Minnesota relatives wondered what all the food storage fuss was about. They always have canned foods in case they get snowed in for a few weeks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 11:10 PM (nSOh+)

682 nite BB

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 11:11 PM (85ldL)

683 Good Night, Blanco Basura ... may your paycheck be spent on some things that help make you happy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 11:11 PM (nSOh+)

684 cooth - strength & humor for your endeavors. And no mowing the yard ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 11:21 PM (nSOh+)

685 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep Calm and Enjoy a Tea and Scone, Sometimes, it's all you can do ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 29, 2015 11:23 PM (nSOh+)

686 http://tinyurl.com/opb3vlb any Suzies out there? WELL WAKE UP!

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 29, 2015 11:29 PM (85ldL)

687 Otherwise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tYu_LaNx9E

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 30, 2015 12:20 AM (85ldL)

688 Otherwise: http://tinyurl.com/bye9dya Good Morning!

Posted by: Oleg Casino at May 30, 2015 12:33 AM (85ldL)

689 "358 I see on Twitter that #NotMyAmerica which is the hashtag started by dhimmi millenials is trending #1

It must be nice to live in a neighborhood where your biggest worry is mean hater Christians

If their America is really America, it's over folks, turn out the lights

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2015 11:43 PM (GrXXa)"



I have been saying that since November 7, 2012.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 02:03 AM (QHgTq)

690 "You reminded me of something. When I went from DC back to Wisconsin for a visit, my mom bought me a bunch of fresh Polish sausage from a small family butcher store to take with me. Now, I've had smoked Polish sausage in other parts of the country, but I found it impossible to find fresh Polish sausage out East, so I appreciated it.

However, she packed it, along with some dry ice, in a cheap plastic carry on bag. It's only an hour and a half flight, mom thought it would be fine.

However, there was a delay at O'Hare and we sat on the runaway for 90 minutes. And the frozen sausage thawed out. Fresh Polish sausage has a lot of garlic and it wasn't long before the entire cabin reeked of garlic. The flight was packed and people were turning to each other and saying "What the hell is that smell?"

Garlic Flight 387 finally made it to DC and boy was everyone happy to get off the plane. I cringed all the way home. I was afraid the sausage had spoiled but after all that bother I was damned if I was going to toss it.

I grilled it for friends the next day. They raved about how great it was. Nobody got sick, thank God.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 30, 2015 12:57 AM (+XMAD)"



Garlic is a wonderful spice that makes any food better.  The only people who don't like it must be vampires.  What are the chances that you would be on a plane full of vampires?  Well, flying to DC, probably pretty good.  Anyway, congratulations on surviving on an airplane full of vampires.  You were probably saved by the garlic in the sausage.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 02:19 AM (QHgTq)

691 I for one, welcome our new brain-feasting robot overlords. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 10:29 PM (ynQIy) I'm pretty sure at least 52% of our adult population has already made obeisance to them.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 30, 2015 05:02 AM (0bXhD)

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