July 29, 2017

Overnight Open Thread (29 Jul 2017)
— CDR M

This really should be a big story in the mainstream media. Wasserman Schultz kept paying tech expert suspected of stealing House computers. Military Training

Oh God, yes please. Mattis: Get unnecessary training off warfighters' backs. Something tells me though that we'll still have a lot of the stupid training to sit through year after year.

Whiteness

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Conference teaches K-12 educators how to combat 'whiteness in schools'. And they wonder why students aren't doing better in core curriculum.

Russia

Oh I bet they were. I know I would if I was in their shoes. It would be all too easy with the number of gullible fools on both sides. Were the Russians playing both sides?

First Trap and Cat Shot On The Ford

PSA

Haha, this is awesome. Officials warn consumers of counterfeit tickets ahead of solar eclipse.

Pee

Asking the important questions. Should you pee on your lawn?

Cream

On this day in 1966, the supergroup Cream made their live debut in Manchester, England.

Chevy Suburban

Delta Force vets show us why they love Chevy's big SUVs. I know I preferred the up-armored version in Zamboanga. I didn't like the ride in the non-armored Toyota panel van on the way out.

Male Cleavage

So I guess the 70's are coming back. Male cleavage is a thing now.

RV's and Millennials

I don't know about this. Millennials expected to push RV sales to record highs. Maybe they're living in them fulltime if American home ownership is in sharp decline.

Empty Threat

Michael Moore refuses to live in a country where Trump is President. Trump has been President for 6 months already and I doubt your so-called citizen army will remove him so when exactly are you leaving Mikey?

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by sports balls replaced by cats:

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1 Caturday!

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 04:48 PM (X02AV)

2 Maybe not first, but definitely in the top 10.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at July 29, 2017 04:48 PM (zkcRM)

3 Bonsoir mes amis!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2017 04:49 PM (nvMvs)

4 Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith. --Alexis de Tocqueville

Posted by: mindful webworker - but... who's counting, y'know? at July 29, 2017 04:49 PM (hGZJP)

5 Maybe Moore is counting on his fellow Michiganders who, after all, to a man rejected Trump last November decisively. Oh wait, Trump won that state. Eat hot poop, Mikey.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 04:50 PM (6FqZa)

6 Caturday night's all right for scratching Gotta make a licking plan Caturday night's all right for scratching work a little tuna in

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 04:50 PM (eMKNe)

7 Just think of all the staff associated with those military training videos about micro-aggressions, whatever will they do without those critical jobs?!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2017 04:51 PM (gwPgz)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 04:51 PM (SW6lL)

9 Damn I'm tired.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)

10 Top Ten?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2017 04:52 PM (e9G8E)

11 Damn, I read the content....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 04:52 PM (kufk0)

12 Maybe Moore is counting on his fellow Michiganders who, after all, to a man rejected Trump last November decisively. Oh wait, Trump won that state. Eat hot poop, Mikey. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Sen. Kid Rock (R-MI) agrees.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 04:52 PM (SW6lL)

13 For a very long time, the only pussy I've gotten is from the Saturday ONT.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 04:52 PM (/qEW2)

14 Evening Horde from rainy Hilton Head. Don't care - they have adult drinks here.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2017 04:52 PM (GJegH)

15 Damn, I read the content.... Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0) And here I thought you'd been here before!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2017 04:53 PM (gwPgz)

16 Steve and Cold Bear, your computer must have ports I've never even HEARD of... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 04:53 PM (eMKNe)

17 on topic of "male cleavage", when I got injured and couldn't walk much I lost a lot of ground on gainzz. Being middle aged kinda blows that way. Going to have to hit the gym I think.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 04:53 PM (6FqZa)

18 ...Urine is simply too concentrated for most plants to withstand when either applied to the leaves or even to the soil around especially younger plants... Beats edging...

Posted by: mindful webworker - bit by bit at July 29, 2017 04:54 PM (hGZJP)

19 Battle Star Galactica, is .....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 04:54 PM (6Ll1u)

20 Stop staring at my moobs! I told ya I'm working on it!!

Posted by: qdp "Mike Myers" steve at July 29, 2017 04:54 PM (eMKNe)

21 This content business is getting out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 04:54 PM (PXj2C)

22 Damn, I read the content.... Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0) ===== Wow, rookie error from a Veteran....

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 04:54 PM (X02AV)

23 Anybody want some of my homemade beer???

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 29, 2017 04:54 PM (eMKNe)

24 There was just something in the air...I knew it! it was ONT time. Hi everybody

Posted by: booknlass at July 29, 2017 04:55 PM (kdjwF)

25 Stuff like that carrier landing video gives me hope for this country.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 04:56 PM (SW6lL)

26 ya know, a big target like MM is the LAST person who should be calling for open combat...


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 04:57 PM (4CNRo)

27 Scam solar eclipse tickets. Tells us everything we need to know about the state of education in America today!

Posted by: Bill R. at July 29, 2017 04:57 PM (IuYIh)

28 23 Anybody want some of my homemade beer??? Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 29, 2017 09:54 PM (eMKNe) I shudder to think of where you got the yeast.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2017 04:58 PM (iFZVz)

29 I found a cool Library link for Sundays book thread (not sure where to send this info so the ONT seems like a safe space to post this). The link is to a cool library a guy built and at the bottom of this link it links to other interesting library stories.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9gr8q36

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 04:58 PM (XsmIU)

30 Hmm, nick check.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 04:58 PM (H3jYY)

31 ITC, you remembered :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 04:58 PM (eMKNe)

32 15 Damn, I read the content.... Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 09:52 PM (kufk0) And here I thought you'd been here before! Posted by: Hrothgar ---------- It's been so long since I've scored a first, I didn't even think about it.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 04:58 PM (kufk0)

33 Hey CdrM when did you serve in Zambo City?  I was there Mar - Sep 2010.  OEF-P, best bang for the buck.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 29, 2017 04:59 PM (DxWUs)

34 Let's face it, DWS is dumber than a bucket of rocks.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2017 04:59 PM (0tfLf)

35 Anybody want some of my homemade beer??? Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 29, 2017 09:54 PM (eMKNe) I shudder to think of where you got the yeast. Posted by: IllTemperedCur Have you ever felt less than fresh?

Posted by: Lena's sister at July 29, 2017 05:00 PM (SW6lL)

36 Cream made a pretty good soundtrack for the USS Ford video!

Posted by: mindful webworker - cross the memes! at July 29, 2017 05:00 PM (hGZJP)

37 You know, movie featuring a Michael Moore-like character getting gutshot with an RPG would be a crowd-pleaser.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:00 PM (AWYXL)

38 Just think of all the staff associated with those military training videos about micro-aggressions, whatever will they do without those critical jobs?! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2017 09:51 PM Those are mere platoons, compared to the battalions of PowerPoint Rangers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax[i] at July 29, 2017 05:00 PM (DMUuz)

39 >>>Tonight's ONT brought to you by sports balls replaced by cats IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO CAT WOULD TOLERATE BEING TREATED THAT WAY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2017 05:00 PM (/qEW2)

40 Hmmm, Post nick check. Yep, I exist n the HQ. Now back to reading cooments.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:01 PM (D5XRv)

41 37 You know, movie featuring a Michael Moore-like character getting gutshot with an RPG would be a crowd-pleaser. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:00 PM (AWYXL) He suicide bombs Team America's headquarters in the film of the same name. Is that good enough?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 05:01 PM (0mRoj)

42 Let's face it, DWS is dumber than a bucket of rocks. Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2017 09:59 PM (0tfLf) Let's not be throwing insults around, OK!

Posted by: Gravel [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2017 05:01 PM (gwPgz)

43 I pee around garden beds to discourage deer and rabbits. But if on fire I will not pee on Michael Moore. Same goes for Pelosi, etc. Let 'em burn. On a lighter note I read a bed time story to our 5 year old granddaughter who is staying with us for a week. Don' t tell her or the 6 other grandkids, but she's my favorite.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 29, 2017 05:01 PM (6neAW)

44 I'm just gonna wait until April 8, 2024 at 1:36cst when there's an eclipse right over my house.... maybe I should sell front row seats at the TxMoMe...hmmmmm.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 05:02 PM (kufk0)

45 ...Urine is simply too concentrated for most plants to withstand when either applied to the leaves or even to the soil around especially younger plants... Beats edging... Posted by: mindful webworker - bit by bit at July 29, 2017 09:54 PM (hGZJP) I pee on my (alleged) lawn, but I try to avoid over-doing it one place. No signs of either robust growth, or die-off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:02 PM (AWYXL)

46 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2017 10:00 PM (/qEW2) Always one of my favorites.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:03 PM (D5XRv)

47 How do carrier pilots fit their giant steel balls in those cramped cockpits?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 05:03 PM (0mRoj)

48 So, do we tell the youngsters around here to get off our lawns before peeing, or let them whiz first, and then tell them to dI dI mau?

Posted by: Duncanthrax[i] at July 29, 2017 05:03 PM (DMUuz)

49 The reporter in the goofs video saying "This man has more pussy than he can handle" so completely straight is effing hilarious.

Posted by: Gem at July 29, 2017 05:03 PM (uaHyk)

50 I pee around garden beds to discourage deer and rabbits. But if on fire I will not pee on Michael Moore. Same goes for Pelosi, etc. Let 'em burn. Posted by: colfax mingo If Michael Moore were on fire, would President Trump pay Russian hookers to pee on him to put him out?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts by Fussion GPS at July 29, 2017 05:04 PM (SW6lL)

51 Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith. --Alexis de Tocqueville Funny, when I try to point out the connection between the citizenry's ability to police themselves and the amount of state control in a culture, I get accused of wanting to be a serf.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 29, 2017 05:05 PM (bZ7mE)

52 Steve and Cold Bear, your computer must have ports I've never even HEARD of... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve If ace got up off his hairy ewok ass and invented an AoS internet fapping machine, he'd be a billionaire.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2017 05:05 PM (/qEW2)

53 Spent all day on the lake with the family. The kiddos tried their hands at kayaking for the first time and they loved it.

Posted by: Jmel at July 29, 2017 05:05 PM (OeWgo)

54 If Michael Moore were on fire, would President Trump pay Russian hookers to pee on him to put him out? Posted by: Deep Thoughts by Fussion GPS "We're gonna need more Russian hookers!"

Posted by: Flint Fire Dept at July 29, 2017 05:05 PM (eMKNe)

55 Baseball would be a lot more interesting if it was basecat instead.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)

56 Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:05 PM (0wem/)

57 Wanted: the name of the (no doubt apartment-dwelling) California (where else?) bureaucrat who mandated the "no-spill" gas spout and the non-venting gas can. Also: their EPA counterpart who nationalized their idiotic notion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:06 PM (GJac+)

58 off, qb sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 05:06 PM (/qEW2)

59 If Michael Moore were on fire, would President Trump pay Russian hookers to pee on him to put him out? Posted by: Deep Thoughts by Fussion GPS at July 29, 2017 10:04 PM (SW6lL) Only after keeping them on a strict borscht and asparagus diet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 05:06 PM (0mRoj)

60 Beats edging... Posted by: mindful webworker - bit by bit at July 29, 2017 09:54 PM (hGZJP) There ya go. Some grass can be persistent after several applications.

Posted by: gNewt at July 29, 2017 05:06 PM (i7/wm)

61 I pee on my (alleged) lawn, but I try to avoid over-doing it one place. No signs of either robust growth, or die-off. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:02 PM Garbage in, garbage out. It's that crappy Canadian beer and Tim Horton's coffee. You need to move up to quality American beer and Starbucks. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax[i] at July 29, 2017 05:06 PM (DMUuz)

62 If ace got up off his hairy ewok ass and invented an AoS internet fapping machine, he'd be a billionaire. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER Now now. ace has gotta do extensive, extensive testing before he knows it's safe for the general market.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:06 PM (eMKNe)

63 Deep Thoughts, First the hooker pee, then gasoline.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 29, 2017 05:07 PM (6neAW)

64 Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:05 PM (0wem/) If men from Michigan are Michiganders, are the wimmenz Michigeese? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:07 PM (AWYXL)

65 If you've been drinking, is it already diluted enough?

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2017 05:07 PM (OBJWS)

66 If Michael Moore were on fire, would President Trump pay Russian hookers to pee on him to put him out?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts by Fussion GPS at July 29, 2017 10:04 PM (SW6lL)

Bad plan to try to put out grease fires with pee/water you will likely just spread the fire.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:08 PM (XsmIU)

67 Why are ardent muslims hired for democrat IT positions? That's really easy. Muslims have a lot of (oil) money. Nothing to spend it on in muslim nations. So they shop for politicians. Democrats are easy to buy, and republicans are not far behind. Debbie Wasserman Shults was paid to hire enemy agents. But any politician in DC would have taken the same money and put the same people in charge. All of them, D and R, are scorpions.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2017 05:08 PM (MZcWR)

68 Who knows what will happen when the eclipse takes place,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 05:08 PM (6Ll1u)

69 34 Let's face it, DWS is dumber than a bucket of rocks. Hey, those buckets are cousins of mine. Be careful.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 29, 2017 05:08 PM (ILUzW)

70 Drilling 3 small holes in those non vent gas cans works wonders.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 05:08 PM (TUPJD)

71 The cat bloopers video is pretty funny. It reminds me of why I prefer dogs.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2017 05:08 PM (nvMvs)

72 Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:05 PM (0wem/) If men from Michigan are Michiganders, are the wimmenz Michigeese? And if not, why not? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July chortle

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (0wem/)

73 I have a great feel-good story for the ONT. What's the email address?

Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (A/iod)

74 With all this USS Gerald R Ford, today the Navy also commissioned the USS Sgt Rafael Peralta (DDG 115).  Named for Sgt Rafael Peralta who was killed in Fallujah after rolling over on a grenade and saving the lives of 8 Marines.  Despite witness statements, he has been denied the Medal of Honor because medical "experts" said that he could not have pulled a grenade to his chest as he was dying.  He was awarded the Navy Cross, but I really hope that General Mattis takes another look at this case. 

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (DxWUs)

75 68 Who knows what will happen when the eclipse takes place, Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 10:08 PM (6Ll1u) The portal will open, and the Great Old Ones reclaim their rightful place, bringing madness and slaughter! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (0mRoj)

76 Well, we are finally out of the heatwave. Thank the Lord. Unfortunately I now have no excuse not to work out in the garden.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (CNHr1)

77 Wanted: the name of the (no doubt apartment-dwelling) California (where else?) bureaucrat who mandated the "no-spill" gas spout and the non-venting gas can. Also: their EPA counterpart who nationalized their idiotic notion. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 10:06 PM (GJac+) So. You are wanting to identify the source of stupidity in California. Gonna be a late night. Bill Wynn

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (D5XRv)

78 If men from Michigan are Michiganders, are the wimmenz Michigeese? There must be a lot of Michigoslings, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2017 05:09 PM (OBJWS)

79 I should have been a podiatrist.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at July 29, 2017 05:11 PM (/qEW2)

80 So. You are wanting to identify the source of stupidity in California. Gonna be a late night. Bill Wynn Posted by: tbodie at July 29, 2017 10:09 PM (D5XRv) California: the Dr. Frankenstein laboratory of Democracy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:11 PM (AWYXL)

81 Military training - since bill Clinton they have had sexual harassment training for some reason. The new one this (last ?) year is "transsexual awareness" where they tell you trannies are as good warfighters as anybody else and if don't concur you are insubordinate.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2017 05:12 PM (P/kVC)

82 I pee on my (alleged) lawn, but I try to avoid over-doing it one place. No signs of either robust growth, or die-off. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:02 PM (AWYXL) -------- Your stream must be precisely calibrated for this to work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:12 PM (PXj2C)

83 California: the Dr. Frankenstein laboratory of Democracy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Wait 'til ya see the three-headed Kamala Harris!!

Posted by: Gov. Brown at July 29, 2017 05:12 PM (eMKNe)

84 I should have been a podiatrist. Posted by: Quentin Tarantino Gynecology has been very, very good to me.

Posted by: Otter at July 29, 2017 05:12 PM (SW6lL)

85 Surprised that the Scene from Dunkirk where the boat dodges the fighter is based on a true story, the Capt was one of the survivors of the Titanic and he did have a conversation with his Son about how to dodge a German fighter.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 05:12 PM (dKiJG)

86 Who knows what will happen when the eclipse takes place,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 10:08 PM (6Ll1u)

I'm pretty sure it will get less bright for a couple minutes.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:13 PM (XsmIU)

87 Wanted: the name of the (no doubt apartment-dwelling) California (where else?) bureaucrat who mandated the "no-spill" gas spout and the non-venting gas can. Also: their EPA counterpart who nationalized their idiotic notion. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 10:06 PM (GJac+) Drilling 3 small holes in those non vent gas cans works wonders. Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 10:08 PM (TUPJD) The idiots that designed the latest one I bought have never ever lifted a five gallon gas can with only one handle on the top and then tried to fill the gas tank on a boat! A brass screw in the post purchase drilled hole does nicely, but it still is a poor and dangerous design!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 29, 2017 05:13 PM (gwPgz)

88 14 Evening Horde from rainy Hilton Head. Don't care - they have adult drinks here. Have a great time! It's one of my favorite places. Used to have a couple of time shares in Shipyard. I'll keep my fingers crossed for better weather.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 29, 2017 05:13 PM (TdMsT)

89 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 05:13 PM (D2vc1)

90 Hey Country Boy. Did you get my email from a few hours ago?

Posted by: Gov. Brown at July 29, 2017 05:14 PM (eMKNe)

91 Oops, let me do that again. Hey Country Boy. Did you get my email from a few hours ago?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:14 PM (eMKNe)

92 Hello Horde! Thanks for putting up with me last night, I really appreciate it. *returns to normal post of lurking/occasional commenting*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 05:14 PM (q1+kD)

93 Wait 'til ya see the three-headed Kamala Harris!! Posted by: Gov. Brown I hear Dr. Maphesto is working on the 5-assed Barbara Boxer.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:14 PM (SW6lL)

94 Actually, the Cream video isn't complete. There's a bunch of songs missing.

If you go here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-pMingp6A&list=PL72C23EF77CEADE68

There will be a playlist that includes White Room and Sunshine of Your Love, which aren't on the video above. Looks like they left off about eight songs.

/also... I've met the lighting designer on this show. Lovely, lovely man.

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 05:15 PM (aT+Bx)

95 56  Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:05 PM (0wem/)


Indeed.  When I first moved here, there was some debate about Michiganian vs. Michigander.  The stupid won.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 05:15 PM (RfzVr)

96 I hear Dr. Maphesto is working on the 5-assed Barbara Boxer. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable I think it already exists and goes by the name Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:16 PM (eMKNe)

97 There should be two types of gas cans: 1) Californian 2) American

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:16 PM (GJac+)

98 I hear Dr. Maphesto is working on the 5-assed Barbara Boxer. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 10:14 PM (SW6lL) That's an easy one. Just mill about 4 off a Kardashian broad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:16 PM (AWYXL)

99 Okay, as far as 'the sports balls replaced by cats' goes,...... I laughed. But I would have liked to have seen a Hail-Mary pass, a drop kick, and a tennis serve. Maybe a little ol' lacrosse heave.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 29, 2017 05:16 PM (0jtPF)

100 Indeed. When I first moved here, there was some debate about Michiganian vs. Michigander. The stupid won. Posted by: cfo mom Should've gone with Uncle Ted's idea: Michiganiac.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:17 PM (SW6lL)

101 You know, movie featuring a Michael Moore-like character getting gutshot with an RPG would be a crowd-pleaser. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:00 PM JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 05:17 PM (q1+kD)

102 *Hello Horde! Thanks for putting up with me last night, I really appreciate it. *returns to normal post of lurking/occasional commenting* Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 29, 2017 10:14 PM (q1+kD)* Up the rate of commenting. You're doing fine.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:17 PM (D5XRv)

103 We've been hitting about 103 all week and 108 today and it's not even August, the hottest month.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 05:18 PM (kufk0)

104 Michiganders -> Yoopers or Trolls.

Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2017 05:18 PM (XoldI)

105 Yes. Get the SJW out of the Military. Their job is to protect the Country, not to become the equivalent of a college campus.

Posted by: timeguy at July 29, 2017 05:18 PM (yaabe)

106 "68 Who knows what will happen when the eclipse takes place?" The Shadow knows! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2017 05:18 PM (MZcWR)

107 Wait 'til ya see the three-headed Kamala Harris!!
Posted by: Gov. Brown

I'm pretty sure Kamala gave head way more than three times to get to where she is.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:18 PM (XsmIU)

108 Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok?
---

Look, we're busy trying to figure out how to stop poisoning the water in Flint, and cutting down on the gangbanging and random murders, OK?

That being said, I'm from Michigan. I say "I'm from Michigan." Don't do the gander/goose thing. Evah.

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

109 The Shadow knows! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2017 10:18 PM (MZcWR) Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (AWYXL)

110 There's an upper middle-class city here in SoCal, in Orange County, called Brea. I like to say that their residents are called Breasts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (eMKNe)

111 There is in an opinion piece by Governor Greg Abbott in the Washington Examiner. Gov. Greg Abbott: How George Soros is helping Obama Democrats buy their way back to power http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9k93fsb "Resoundingly rejected by voters, Democrats' last hope is to pervert congressional district maps to subvert the will of the people. Here's how. ..." Also, Soros spent 11B USD to get liberal local prosecutors elected - and they won.

Posted by: gNewt at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (i7/wm)

112  Yooper -> U.P., Troll -> below the bridge.

Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (XoldI)

113 98 That's an easy one. Just mill about 4 off a Kardashian broad. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:16 PM Those beasts have ginormous asses.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (YhV5r)

114 I'm so Glad is one of my faves. and Mindful Webworker, you're right; watching the takeoffs and landings on the USS Ford was happytime with the Cream in the background

Posted by: booknlass at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (kdjwF)

115 The portal will open, and the Great Old Ones reclaim their rightful place, bringing madness and slaughter! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So... the Aztec Empire again?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (6FqZa)

116 100  Should've gone with Uncle Ted's idea: Michiganiac.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 10:17 PM (SW6lL)


I like that!

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (RfzVr)

117 Eclipses are not a problem unless they occur in conjunction with a GNAMM. Even then they are really only a problem for the moon and the sun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:19 PM (0wem/)

118 Between the Kardashian whores and that Anita Sarkeesian fascist, Armenia's century-old reservoir of sympathy is drying up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:20 PM (GJac+)

119 79 I should have been a podiatrist. Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at July 29, 2017 10:11 PM (/qEW2) Me too.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at July 29, 2017 05:20 PM (1JnAL)

120 evening Bebes

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:20 PM (0wem/)

121 *JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 29, 2017 10:17 PM (q1+kD)* Pleased be to meat you! Just send &1000 dollars to below bank acct & i will gladly take ur $$.

Posted by: random Nigerian [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:20 PM (D5XRv)

122 Bah, now the streaming video I'm watching froze up entirely. Grrr.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 29, 2017 05:21 PM (66CWr)

123 70 Drilling 3 small holes in those non vent gas cans works wonders. Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 10:08 PM (TUPJD) I picked some valve stems at the local auto shop and put those in. Uncap the stem for an air vent.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2017 05:21 PM (P/kVC)

124 Between the Kardashian whores and that Anita Sarkeesian fascist, Armenia's century-old reservoir of sympathy is drying up. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Heh.

Posted by: Turkey at July 29, 2017 05:21 PM (eMKNe)

125 77 Wanted: the name of the (no doubt apartment-dwelling) California (where else?) bureaucrat who mandated the "no-spill" gas spout and the non-venting gas can. Also: their EPA counterpart who nationalized their idiotic notion. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 10:06 PM (GJac+) So. You are wanting to identify the source of stupidity in California. Gonna be a late night. Bill Wynn Posted by: tbodie at July 29, 2017 10:09 PM (D5XRv) eBay, I bought the old plastic nonspill ones for my gas cans. We earn free gas my buying groceries and gift cards, you can fill up to 30 gallons.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 05:21 PM (dKiJG)

126 There's an upper middle-class city here in SoCal, in Orange County, called Brea. That place is the pits.

Posted by: gNewt at July 29, 2017 05:21 PM (i7/wm)

127 gNewt, LOL. Lots of money there though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:22 PM (eMKNe)

128 126 There's an upper middle-class city here in SoCal, in Orange County, called Brea. That place is the pits. -------- It's no Santa Ana.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:23 PM (PXj2C)

129 Pleased be to meat you! Just send &1000 dollars to below bank acct & i will gladly take ur $$. Posted by: random Nigerian at July 29, 2017 10:20 PM Coming right up, buddy! *checks 4chan/pol for Wolf Blitzer's Bank account information*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 05:23 PM (q1+kD)

130 120 evening Bebes Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:20 PM (0wem/) Y5! You readying the bail fund for SMFH & I?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 05:23 PM (YhV5r)

131 We've been hitting about 103 all week and 108 today and it's not even August, the hottest month.
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OMG.  Do you ever leave the house? Does all your money go to ice cream and your air conditioning bill? Do you live in a basement?

That weather would make me exponentially bitchier than I already am in the summer (summer= above 85) and that kind of heat would guarantee that someone would end up k*lling me. And I'd deserve it.


Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 05:23 PM (aT+Bx)

132 I picked some valve stems at the local auto shop and put those in. Uncap the stem for an air vent. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2017 10:21 PM (P/kVC) I just drilled 2 1/2 holes and put in two corks.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:24 PM (X02AV)

133 Cicero, yup. Or as natives call it, Santana. Santa Ana's going through a number of battles right now with regard to both gentrification and what to do with all the homeless and their camps.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:24 PM (eMKNe)

134 Wait 'til ya see the three-headed Kamala Harris!!

I'm pretty sure Kamala gave head way more than three times to get to where she is.

Yeah, but all at once?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 29, 2017 05:24 PM (qJhUV)

135 Burnt Toast- That's like engineering man. I would have normally just used a nail and hammer.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 05:24 PM (TUPJD)

136 *We've been hitting about 103 all week and 108 today and it's not even August, the hottest month. Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 10:18 PM (kufk0)* Not sure we have had a 100F day yet, this year

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:24 PM (D5XRv)

137 Y5! You readying the bail fund for SMFH & I? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July I had that ready weeks ago. I am planning on you both needing it then having to work off / out the repayment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:25 PM (0wem/)

138 Drilling 3 small holes in those non vent gas cans works wonders.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 10:08 PM (TUPJD)

Does tat make them Tri Gendered Gas Cans?

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:25 PM (XsmIU)

139 133 Cicero, yup. Or as natives call it, Santana. Santa Ana's going through a number of battles right now with regard to both gentrification and what to do with all the homeless and their camps. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 10:24 PM (eMKNe) -------- Have you seen the Civic Center lately? It's like the Thunderdome. Obamaville.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:25 PM (PXj2C)

140 The idiots that designed the latest one I bought have never ever lifted a five gallon gas can with only one handle on the top and then tried to fill the gas tank on a boat! A brass screw in the post purchase drilled hole does nicely, but it still is a poor and dangerous design! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz) But just think of all the gasoline that's not evaporating!!!!!!

Posted by: 23 year old EPA employee who has never pumped gas at July 29, 2017 05:26 PM (1JnAL)

141 >>>"A man with a big, muscular chest is like a woman with large breasts," Choy says. A DOK-TOR WITH A 17' SCARF IS LIKE A LADY DALEK WITH LARGE APPENDAGES.

Posted by: Horny gay Dalek at July 29, 2017 05:26 PM (/qEW2)

142 I could not believe that story of Ticketmaster tix for the upcoming solar eclipse. Then I looked at the site. The Onion. LOL.

Posted by: JAS at July 29, 2017 05:26 PM (UnDQI)

143 Cicero, I've read about it. Santa Ana is interesting. There's parts of it where you'd never know you ever left Mexico, and other parts that are *very* upper-class and tony. My fave cajun place, Ritters SKC, is in Santa Ana just north of South Coast Plaza.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:26 PM (eMKNe)

144 someone was saying pressure cookers were good for transporting gasoline.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:27 PM (0wem/)

145 Yeah, but all at once?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 29, 2017 10:24 PM (qJhUV)


How would that work?

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:27 PM (XsmIU)

146 I like the UP. It is off the radar, beautiful, and Superior is truly magnificent. The Uppers are a unique breed.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 29, 2017 05:27 PM (6neAW)

147 x-ray- No it just makes them holy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 05:27 PM (TUPJD)

148 Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 29, 2017 09:59 PM (DxWUs) I was there for a day in 2005. The rest of the time I was airborne for support.

Posted by: CDR M at July 29, 2017 05:28 PM (9I51B)

149 *checks 4chan/pol for Wolf Blitzer's Bank account information*
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LOL.

I think you have to go to the Tor chan sites for the bank info.

/yes, I've been a bad, bad girl, and have been exploring the dark web. If you'd like buy a brick of xanax, I can help you do that. I wish I was kidding...

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 05:28 PM (aT+Bx)

150 56 Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:05 PM (0wem/) Indeed. When I first moved here, there was some debate about Michiganian vs. Michigander. The stupid won. Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 10:15 PM It's Michiganian. "Michigander" was an insult dating back to either the Frostbitten Convention or the Civil War. The ones who popularized it were writers at the Detroit Free Press aka Freep, the libtard newspaper at odds with the conservative Detroit News. BTW The Freep should be dead but during the joint operating agreement was given every advantage.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 05:28 PM (G8B7r)

151 Rant Warning -

6:30am, phone rings.  Automated call from Amtrak to tell me that my return trip from Chicago in mid-August may be delayed 15-30 minutes.   While I do appreciate being alerted to delays, why in hell would they think it is OK to wake people up on a Saturday morning about a trip that is 22 days out?  

Plus if they did any looking at their own train information, they would see that my connection into Chicago has been running so far behind schedule that in the last 10 days there have only been two times I would have been able to make that train anyway!  (However I am looking forward to Amtrak paying for my hotel/meals/taxi for a night in Chicago when I miss that "guaranteed connection".)

I spoke to them and asked to be taken off the call list that I did not ask to be put on.  Email alerts only since I don't want to be panicked by calls in the middle of the night.  

Rant off.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 05:28 PM (RfzVr)

152 shibumi, you've been on the dark web eh? Hope the NSA goes easy on you. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:28 PM (eMKNe)

153 someone was saying pressure cookers were good for transporting gasoline. Posted by: yankeefifth Word.

Posted by: Joker and Tamborine Tzarnev at July 29, 2017 05:28 PM (SW6lL)

154 A brass screw in the post purchase drilled hole does nicely, but it still is a poor and dangerous design!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)

I have spilled 10x the amount of gasoline using those stupid new ones than I ever did in the previous years using the standard spouts.

There has to be a way to modify those ridiculous collars and just make it a straight spout.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 05:29 PM (wYseH)

155 Have you seen the Civic Center lately? It's like the Thunderdome.

Obamaville.
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The preferred term is Chocolate City.

Posted by: Ray Nagan at July 29, 2017 05:29 PM (aT+Bx)

156 >>With all this USS Gerald R Ford, today the Navy also commissioned the USS Sgt Rafael Peralta (DDG 115). Named for Sgt Rafael Peralta who was killed in Fallujah after rolling over on a grenade and saving the lives of 8 Marines. Despite witness statements, he has been denied the Medal of Honor because medical "experts" said that he could not have pulled a grenade to his chest as he was dying. He was awarded the Navy Cross, but I really hope that General Mattis takes another look at this case. Thank you for that. I'll remember Sgt.Peralta's name.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2017 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

157 >>>So I guess the 70's are coming back. Male cleavage is a thing now. Has anyone here ever heard of the Encyclopedia of Bad Taste? It stated that "male décolletage" was invented by Penthouse founder Bob Guccione.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 05:29 PM (/qEW2)

158 Someone needs to get in touch with Michigan and let them know that Michigander thing is really ugly. Just get rid of the stupid d ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:05 PM (0wem/) If you're still in Ohio you can just call them "That state up northeners."

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 05:29 PM (cAnNx)

159 Watching Last Chance U I have zero sympathy for these guys. Last season they had some guys with problems but Armed robbery.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

160 If you'd like buy a brick of xanax, I can help you do that. I wish I was kidding... Posted by: shibumi How do I get your info?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:30 PM (SW6lL)

161 137 I had that ready weeks ago. I am planning on you both needing it then having to work off / out the repayment. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:25 PM ( But...but...I thought that & the Louboutin shopping spree was coming out of your gambling winnings. Shit, we're gonna be washing cars braless, in white tshirts for a long time aren't we?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 05:30 PM (YhV5r)

162 I have pretty much stopped walking because it's too f'ing hot. My cardiologist won't like that but heat stroke is no fun either. My lawn is burnt to a crisp and I have been watering it. My water bill hits almost $400/month in July, August, & September. Electric is about $350-400 set at 74 degrees. I keep the shutters closed and try not to move around too much.....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 05:30 PM (kufk0)

163 That weather would make me exponentially bitchier than I already am in the summer (summer= above 85) and that kind of heat would guarantee that someone would end up k*lling me. And I'd deserve it. Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 10:23 PM (aT+Bx) Lol. Most of July & Aguast, overnight lownhere iS 81F.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:31 PM (D5XRv)

164 nice to see the cream video here. they just sound better than about anyone else. holds up very well. but i'm listening to alice cooper for some reason... "ballad of dwight fry" anyone?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 29, 2017 05:31 PM (WTSFk)

165 But...but...I thought that & the Louboutin shopping spree was coming out of your gambling winnings. Shit, we're gonna be washing cars braless, in white tshirts for a long time aren't we? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July the shoes are gratis, the bail, well, that is something different.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:32 PM (0wem/)

166 So has everyone seen how the police someplace busted a homeless person for public intox, and they showed how much money he/she had raised, and encouraged people to give their money to homeless programs and shelters instead. Well, I'm sure you guys can guess the outrage. eyeroll. Every panhandler is a saint. So my experience...in college, I had driven myself, roommate, and her boyfriend to the grocery store to pick up, well, groceries. So, we were on an exit ramp, which pulls up to a stoplight, and traffic was backed up, but we could see a homeless person up ahead. I'm driving, but roomie and her bf starts scavaging through their groceries and picking things to put in a bag. Pop tarts, beef jerky, bottled water. Just trying to give the guy something. So, we finally pull up. Both of them had their windows rolled down (passenger side.) My roommate handed him the bag of food, and her bf was going to say a few words to him (prayer). So, roomie hands guy bag of food items, guy looks inside, then throws it in the back window at my roommate's bf as we were pulling slowly ahead. It happened in a matter of seconds, but the guy saw what he was getting, or not getting as it were...and wasn't pleased, I guess. Then, he flipped us off for good measure and shouted at us as we drove away.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 05:32 PM (smD62)

167 Yikes, that's one asshole looking cat.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 05:32 PM (aMlLZ)

168 I have spilled 10x the amount of gasoline using those stupid new ones than I ever did in the previous years using the standard spouts. There has to be a way to modify those ridiculous collars and just make it a straight spout. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM (wYseH) eBay, you can buy the old style spouts.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 05:32 PM (dKiJG)

169 118 Between the Kardashian whores and that Anita Sarkeesian fascist, Armenia's century-old reservoir of sympathy is drying up. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 10:20 PM (GJac+) ---------------------------- FU BIGOT H8T FACE!!!!

Posted by: Cher at July 29, 2017 05:32 PM (0jtPF)

170 Man I'm worn out.  Walked all over Six Flags today in 90 degree heat and then drove 3.5 hrs back home.  Poor wife got heatstroke and had to sit down multiple times on the way back to the car.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 05:32 PM (w+Jhj)

171 Oops, let me do that again. Hey Country Boy. Did you get my email from a few hours ago? Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 10:14 PM (eMKNe) Yeah I did, thanks. Just haven't had a chance to get back. Sounds good though.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 05:33 PM (D2vc1)

172 My fave cajun place, Ritters SKC, is in Santa Ana just north of South Coast Plaza. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 10:26 PM (eMKNe) -------- Yeah, as it merges into Costa Mesa, it goes upscale. I had a law partner who lived in Santa Ana Heights and it was a pretty ritzy neighborhood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:33 PM (PXj2C)

173 Bebe's, me and Y5 plan to make all the money all of us will ever need at the poker and blackjack tables, so don't worry about the shoes. We have... a SYSTEM!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:33 PM (eMKNe)

174 Both of them had their windows rolled down (passenger side.) My roommate handed him the bag of food, and her bf was going to say a few words to him (prayer). So, roomie hands guy bag of food items, guy looks inside, then throws it in the back window at my roommate's bf as we were pulling slowly ahead. It happened in a matter of seconds, but the guy saw what he was getting, or not getting as it were...and wasn't pleased, I guess. Then, he flipped us off for good measure and shouted at us as we drove away. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 10:32 PM (smD62) Can't buy booze and drugs with poptarts.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 05:34 PM (cAnNx)

175 Country Boy, good to hear thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:34 PM (eMKNe)

176 someone was saying pressure cookers were good for transporting gasoline. Posted by: yankeefifth Word. Posted by: Joker and Tamborine Tzarnev There was an idiot Dem congresscretin (BIRM 3x) who called Tamerlan Tsarnaev *Tamarind* Tsarnaev. Michael Graham got a lot of hilarious mileage out of that. I'm guessing the Joker hasn't been executed yet. The guy that found him should have let him bleed to death.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 05:34 PM (/qEW2)

177 71 The cat bloopers video is pretty funny. It reminds me of why I prefer dogs. Posted by: Michael the Texan I like the ones where the cat being shown off for adoption attacks the handler. But the ones where the kittehs attack journalists are even better.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

178 A major Pokemon Go festival in Chicago Saturday to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the virtual game went badly awry Technical glitches prevented many of the thousands of fans who packed Grant Park from logging on Niantic CEO John Hanke was booed when he took the stage at Chicago's Grant Park to address the thousands of frustrated Pokemon enthusiasts Problems forced Niantic Inc., the developer of the popular augmented reality game, to issue everyone a full refund for the tickets and $100 in credits for use The event attracted Pokemon Go enthusiasts from Australia, Denmark, France, Panama, Paraguay, Portugal, Singapore, and other places

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (e8kgV)

179 Has anyone here ever heard of the Encyclopedia of Bad Taste? It stated that "male décolletage" was invented by Penthouse founder Bob Guccione. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM (/qEW2) You need a heavy gold chain to complete the '70's look.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (AWYXL)

180 ... "should like to see that little children she's only four years o -- old. i'd give her back all of her playthings even - even the ones i stole."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (WTSFk)

181 "Then, he flipped us off for good measure and shouted at us as we drove away.

Posted by: Tickled Pink"

My wife always wants to give the exit ramp flag (cardboard sign) wavers money, and I always tell her no.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (w+Jhj)

182 Can't buy booze and drugs with poptarts. Posted by: buzzion Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (SW6lL)

183 Man I'm worn out. Walked all over Six Flags today in 90 degree heat and then drove 3.5 hrs back home. Poor wife got heatstroke and had to sit down multiple times on the way back to the car. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 10:32 PM Ouch... Having had heat exhaustion before, I hope she gets better soon!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 05:35 PM (q1+kD)

184 Shit, we're gonna be washing cars braless, in white tshirts for a long time aren't we? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 10:30 PM (YhV5r) You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:36 PM (AWYXL)

185 eBay, you can buy the old style spouts.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 10:32 PM (dKiJG)

I know, but I was hoping to find a YouTube video explaining how to modify the existing one instead of having to buy something additional.

It irks me to no end....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 05:36 PM (wYseH)

186 Lousy, non-functional Kommie Kans kan haz be fixed, thusly: http://tinyurl.com/y9loay2s Get 'em, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 05:36 PM (v5iqM)

187 Got all 4 acres mowed today, gas can notwithstanding. Buc-ees in Lake Jackson has ethanol-free gas. Damn near 100 today in Brazoria County. Strangely, the least-uncomfortable time to mow is after about 4:00. The air has expanded, it's less humid and there's a breeze from the Gulf. Mowing at 11:00 AM is death itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:36 PM (GJac+)

188 154 A brass screw in the post purchase drilled hole does nicely, but it still is a poor and dangerous design! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz) I have spilled 10x the amount of gasoline using those stupid new ones than I ever did in the previous years using the standard spouts. There has to be a way to modify those ridiculous collars and just make it a straight spout. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM (wYseH) I think I've spilled more with them than I ever did with a jug with a weep hole and a funnel.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 05:37 PM (cAnNx)

189 There has to be a way to modify those ridiculous collars and just make it a straight spout.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM (wYseH)


I have several 5 gallon gas cans. All have a hole drilled at the top opposite the spout that is sealed during transport with a lag screw. And I have one pre law spout that fits on them all. Garage sales can be useful.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:37 PM (XsmIU)

190 Shit, we're gonna be washing cars braless, in white tshirts for a long time aren't we? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy Think of all the cash you'll make selling the pics! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:37 PM (eMKNe)

191 Both of them had their windows rolled down (passenger side.) My roommate handed him the bag of food, and her bf was going to say a few words to him (prayer). So, roomie hands guy bag of food items, guy looks inside, then throws it in the back window at my roommate's bf as we were pulling slowly ahead. It happened in a matter of seconds, but the guy saw what he was getting, or not getting as it were...and wasn't pleased, I guess. Then, he flipped us off for good measure and shouted at us as we drove away. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July that is unusual. They usually keep the food so they can have more money for booze or whatever. Maybe he thought you guys needed it more than he did?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:37 PM (0wem/)

192 "What was the last thing to go through Tamerlan Tsarnaev's mind? Dzhokar's muffler" -Dave Burge

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 05:38 PM (/qEW2)

193 156 >>With all this USS Gerald R Ford, today the Navy also commissioned the USS Sgt Rafael Peralta (DDG 115). Named for Sgt Rafael Peralta who was killed in Fallujah after rolling over on a grenade and saving the lives of 8 Marines. Despite witness statements, he has been denied the Medal of Honor because medical "experts" said that he could not have pulled a grenade to his chest as he was dying. He was awarded the Navy Cross, but I really hope that General Mattis takes another look at this case. Thank you for that. I'll remember Sgt.Peralta's name. Posted by: JackStraw --- Word. My sailor is currently assigned to DDG Ralph Johnson (currently a PCU). Johnson was another Marine who died while protecting the lives of other Marines. Son asked me to put a 1MARDIV (Johnson's Marine Division) decal on back of the truck alongside my US Navy decal. It's funny, sailors and Marines will gladly beat the hell out of each other in a bar fight but if a civilians/soldiers/airmen get involved, the interlopers will find themselves in a real shitstorm.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2017 05:38 PM (GJegH)

194 157 "male décolletage" was invented by Penthouse founder Bob Guccione. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM Please to beckidding us. Now, where are the big American breasts?!

Posted by: Yortuk & Georg Festrunk. at July 29, 2017 05:38 PM (YhV5r)

195 Hah. Just got a dust storm alert on my phone. We're gonna have a haboub!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:38 PM (PXj2C)

196 I have a college question - is SUNY Binghamton a prog school or a good school?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (hMwEB)

197 @174 Yes well...I can laugh (sort of) at it now. But, I remember at the time, being so young and idealistic and believing that even if you can't give much, you give what you can...and having it thrown back in our face...literally, I really think it was a moment for all of us, as far as personal responsibility and cynicism with certain people, etc.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (smD62)

198 Cicero, uh oh. Better break out the Pledge. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (eMKNe)

199 The new one this (last ?) year is "transsexual awareness" where they tell you trannies are as good warfighters as anybody else and if don't concur you are insubordinate. Posted by: Burnt Toast And liberals can't figure out why people voted for Trump.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

200 I bought a washing machine today to replace a 7-year-old washing machine in a rental property I manage. There is nothing wrong with the current washing machine except that it's high efficiency and the tenants don't understand how to use it. I'm tired of dealing with their complaints and paying for service visits, so . . . new washing machine. And here's the thing - apparently it's impossible to buy a washing machine that isn't high efficiency, but so many people must have complained that washing their clothes in very little water didn't actually get them clean that the manufacturers created a work-around, the deep fill option. If you set the washer to deep fill, the tub will fill with water, which is probably what most people do. But that means you're wasting a lot of water if you only want to do a small load. So thanks all you eco-geniuses who have brought us the inefficient high-efficiency washing machine. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (A/iod)

201 I know, but I was hoping to find a YouTube video explaining how to modify the existing one instead of having to buy something additional. It irks me to no end.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 10:36 PM (wYseH) The spouts on were too short for me and I needed something longer too.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

202 158 If you're still in Ohio you can just call them "That state up northeners." Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM My sis writes a Christmas newsletter every year that has a goofy word game or family trivia question. Send it in and win a prize. So this year she had a fill-in and I lost. The question was "The first word you think of with two O's and an H." I thought "Ohio". The correct answer will be obvious to Morons..

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 05:39 PM (G8B7r)

203 alice cooper was 70's vintage, although i don't think that's the "male decolletage" you mean.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (WTSFk)

204 When I go to the 'big' city I tell panhandlers I will buy you a meal but I won't give you money. Guess what happens?

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (6neAW)

205 Shit, we're gonna be washing cars braless, in white tshirts for a long time aren't we? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 10:30 PM (YhV5r) Seems like I'm renting a car if I show up. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (aMlLZ)

206 But Rolling Stone thought Joker Tsarnaev was a real cutie.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (6FqZa)

207 162 My water bill hits almost $400/month in July, August, & September.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 10:30 PM (kufk0)


OMG.  A month?!  I thought ours was outrageous.  Will quit complaining now.

Nah, I won't quit complaining.  Here's the thing.  We pay a fee for the incoming water and we pay a fee for for the sewer.  Both are based on the water usage and the sewer fees are (naturally) higher. But the water I use on our lawn is not going into the sewer.  Nor is the water for the garden or the swimming pool. 

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (RfzVr)

208 So thanks all you eco-geniuses who have brought us the inefficient high-efficiency washing machine. Thanks a lot. Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 10:39 PM Top. Men.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (q1+kD)

209 We've been hitting about 103 all week and 108 today and it's not even August, the hottest month. --- OMG. Do you ever leave the house? Does all your money go to ice cream and your air conditioning bill? Do you live in a basement? That weather would make me exponentially bitchier than I already am in the summer (summer= above 85) and that kind of heat would guarantee that someone would end up k*lling me. And I'd deserve it. Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 10:23 PM (aT+Bx) My uniform when I'm working in this heat is a black shirt. And on Sundays I have to wear long pants. Been kinda uncomfortable this week.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (D2vc1)

210 "Ouch... Having had heat exhaustion before, I hope she gets better soon! Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian"

Once we got in the car with the AC going, and she got a nice cold drink, she was a lot better.

My first day in boot camp I got heat exhaustion and passed out waiting in on of the endless lines we had to stand in that day.  Clobber my head against a wall on the way down, and, this being AFTER the haircut, I had no cushioning and got a nice cut that bled profusely.  Not the best way to start boot camp....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 05:40 PM (w+Jhj)

211 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891330848494145536 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891330970829369344 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891331094167126017 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891331221535551489

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2017 05:41 PM (3i2nH)

212 I haven't paid for water forever. When the place gets cold I turn on the showers to heat them up. Saves on electricity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:41 PM (0wem/)

213 More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891331377194565633 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891331573202784256 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891331726190014465 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891331842749739008

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2017 05:42 PM (3i2nH)

214 Aaarrrgghhh! Missed the pet thread today and Murphy and Whiskey had top billing! That's what I get for drinking all afternoon at the VFW.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 29, 2017 05:42 PM (HiDrR)

215 So thanks all you eco-geniuses who have brought us the inefficient high-efficiency washing machine. Thanks a lot. Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 10:39 PM (A/iod) I had one for a week, sent it back. What a miserable piece of shit that was. The clothes were coming out with dry spots. It didn't have any way to use more water, or else I "may" have kept it. It was trash.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (aMlLZ)

216 Hey Country Boy. Do you have a T-shirt with Simply Irredeemable? That is the one I would shell out for, but I'm quirky enough it might appeal to audience of one.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (8qFZP)

217 @200 Just saw a segment on This Old House on washer usage between high efficiency and non-high efficiency. I'd tell your tenants to suck it up. You are saving probably 25-30 gallons of water PER LOAD with high efficiency. Unless they want to pay the difference in the water bill, like I said, suck it up or give them directions to a reliable laundromat who they can bother with their idiocy of not knowing how to use a washer. Sorry, that was probably mean.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (smD62)

218 184 You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:36 PM He's already selling pay per view subscriptions, isn't he?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (YhV5r)

219 The question was "The first word you think of with two O's and an H." I thought "Ohio". The correct answer will be obvious to Morons.. Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 10:39 PM (G8B7r Hobo.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (cAnNx)

220 IrishEi, I was late to the pet thread. Whiskey is sduper cute!!! What does Murphy think of him? Are they good buddies?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (hMwEB)

221 I had one for a week, sent it back. What a miserable piece of shit that was. The clothes were coming out with dry spots. It didn't have any way to use more water, or else I "may" have kept it. It was trash. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July Top load washers are the way to go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:43 PM (0wem/)

222 How do I get your info?
---

LOL. A comprehensive list of dark web sites can be found here:

https://darkwebnews.com/help-advice/access-dark-web/

However, if you want to visit any of these sites, you need a Tor browswer and a good VPN; it's explained on that site as well.

/now when they talk about people selling your credit card information on the Dark Web on that Experian commerical, I know EXACTLLY what they're talking about!

Posted by: Ray Nagan at July 29, 2017 05:44 PM (aT+Bx)

223 Speaking of yoopers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1b_D4pLu4

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2017 05:44 PM (+lVUW)

224 ray nagan sock off


Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 05:44 PM (aT+Bx)

225 Hobo.

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 10:43 PM (cAnNx)

Ooh....nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 05:44 PM (wYseH)

226 My uniform when I'm working in this heat is a black shirt. And on Sundays I have to wear long pants. Been kinda uncomfortable this week. Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 10:40 PM (D2vc1) Usual lawn-mowing outfit: black t-shirt, black sweatpants, broad-brimmed hat, wet towel around neck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:45 PM (GJac+)

227 You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:36 PM He's already selling pay per view subscriptions, isn't he?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy Got the GoPro ready to go AOP! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 05:45 PM (eMKNe)

228 Great deployment!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 29, 2017 05:45 PM (DxWUs)

229 "I'd tell your tenants to suck it up.

You are saving probably 25-30 gallons of water PER LOAD with high efficiency. Unless they want to pay the difference in the water bill, like I said, suck it up or give them directions to a reliable laundromat who they can bother with their idiocy of not knowing how to use a washer.

Sorry, that was probably mean. Posted by: Tickled Pink"

I have a 20 yr old machine at my rental that I keep repairing.  House has a well so I don't care too much about the water.  They pay for the electricity to run the pump anyways.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 05:46 PM (w+Jhj)

230 170 Man I'm worn out. Walked all over Six Flags today in 90 degree heat and then drove 3.5 hrs back home. Poor wife got heatstroke and had to sit down multiple times on the way back to the car. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 10:32 PM (w+Jhj) ---- We at least Asheville only hit 80 today and will be cool all week.

Posted by: MAGA at July 29, 2017 05:46 PM (Tyk2V)

231
My uniform when I'm working in this heat is a black shirt. And on Sundays I have to wear long pants.

Been kinda uncomfortable this week.
---
[Future Headline if Shibumi was in that heat.]

"Angry Complaining Woman Beaten to Death By Mob Sick and Tired of Her Bitching"
     -Witnesses say "she had it coming."

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 05:46 PM (aT+Bx)

232 Top load washers are the way to go. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 10:43 PM (0wem/) It was a top load. Had the clear glass top. It was nice, but didn't work for shit. The clothes came out wound up in little balls, and there were dry spots all through out the clothes. Screw that shit, I went and got some regular old whirlpool obnoxious water waster and life is good.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 05:47 PM (aMlLZ)

233 Man I'm worn out. Walked all over Six Flags today in 90 degree heat and then drove 3.5 hrs back home. Poor wife got heatstroke and had to sit down multiple times on the way back to the car. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 10:32 PM I hope you both feel better tomorrow.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 05:47 PM (G8B7r)

234 Once we got in the car with the AC going, and she got a nice cold drink, she was a lot better. My first day in boot camp I got heat exhaustion and passed out waiting in on of the endless lines we had to stand in that day. Clobber my head against a wall on the way down, and, this being AFTER the haircut, I had no cushioning and got a nice cut that bled profusely. Not the best way to start boot camp.... Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 10:40 PM Glad to hear that it wasn't serious. That cut must have been fun during boot camp... I was lucky and didn't pass out, but I had a day where I couldn't lift my head without blinding pain. So I got to stare at the ground all day... XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 05:47 PM (q1+kD)

235 It was a top load. Had the clear glass top. It was nice, but didn't work for shit. The clothes came out wound up in little balls, and there were dry spots all through out the clothes. Screw that shit, I went and got some regular old whirlpool obnoxious water waster and life is good. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July Well, at least you are all good now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:47 PM (0wem/)

236 Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf It's Charlie. Charlie don't surf. https://youtu.be/uU9Y1sNs1rs

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:48 PM (SW6lL)

237 OMG. A month?! I thought ours was outrageous. Will quit complaining now.Nah, I won't quit complaining. Here's the thing. We pay a fee for the incoming water and we pay a fee for for the sewer. Both are based on the water usage and the sewer fees are (naturally) higher. But the water I use on our lawn is not going into the sewer. Nor is the water for the garden or the swimming pool. Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 10:40 PM (RfzVr) ====== About 8 years ago, we had a genuine drought Summer in the Atl burbs. The various counties asked us to do all we could to save water. We did, usage down 20%. The thanks we got? 10% rate increase in water rates, and an automatic 2% increase yearly for the next ten years. With all the water saving they begged us to do, their revenues went down too much.,.... Screw them. Never again.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 05:48 PM (X02AV)

238 Screw that shit, I went and got some regular old whirlpool obnoxious water waster and life is good. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division I'm soooo thirsty!

Posted by: Endangered Southern Sonoran Shitbug at July 29, 2017 05:48 PM (eMKNe)

239 205 Seems like I'm renting a car if I show up. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ) IF?????? You better show up!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 05:48 PM (YhV5r)

240 They base the sewer part on the water bill, on the water usage in the months of December, January, and February. Since you usually don't water the lawn during those months it gives a better estimate on actual waste water.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 05:48 PM (kufk0)

241 Aaarrrgghhh! Missed the pet thread today and Murphy and Whiskey had top billing! That's what I get for drinking all afternoon at the VFW. Posted by: IrishEi You have much explaining to do, ya old drunk. Explaining with belly rubs and ear scratches. And with treats. Many many treats. Bacon treats! Heck, just give us bacon!!!1!!

Posted by: Murphy and Whiskey [i] at July 29, 2017 05:48 PM (iynDC)

242 Are you folks certain you're using the new compliant fuel spouts correctly? I have a couple and they work gloriously well for me! They don't spill at all and they automatically stop flowing when the tank is topped off...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (e9G8E)

243 Ride ride ride, the wild serf!

Posted by: Jan, Dean & Nefertiti at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (eMKNe)

244 I had one for a week, sent it back. What a miserable piece of shit that was. The clothes were coming out with dry spots. It didn't have any way to use more water, or else I "may" have kept it. It was trash. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 10:43 PM (aMlLZ) A few years ago, I bought an LG "Tromm" front-loader from a store that sold demo appliances from show homes. Discounted, but full warranty. The motherboard crapped out; got a service guy to replace it, free. Worked OK for a while, but the bearing became noisy, and eventually it quit with a load of clothes in it, and full drum of water. Finally got it pried open; took my clothes to the laundromat to finish them. I parted out the damn washer right there in the basement. The water seal around the single shaft had failed, and water had washed the grease out of the ONE ball bearing. Idiotic design. Bought a used top loader for a hundred bucks, and it has been going strong ever since.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (AWYXL)

245 years ago, we had a genuine drought Summer in the Atl burbs. The various counties asked us to do all we could to save water. We did, usage down 20%. The thanks we got? 10% rate increase in water rates, and an automatic 2% increase yearly for the next ten years. With all the water saving they begged us to do, their revenues went down too much.,.... Screw them. Never again. Posted by: GOULD at July Did some people in ATL start drilling their own wells?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (0wem/)

246 It was a top load. Had the clear glass top. It was nice, but didn't work for shit. The clothes came out wound up in little balls, and there were dry spots all through out the clothes. Screw that shit, I went and got some regular old whirlpool obnoxious water waster and life is good. --------- What was the brand? I got a top load LG a year ago that I think is great. A friend of mine got a top load Maytag a few month ago and she despises it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (PXj2C)

247 I picked some valve stems at the local auto shop and put those in. Uncap the stem for an air vent. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2017 10:21 PM (P/kVC) I just drilled 2 1/2 holes and put in two corks. Posted by: GOULD at July 29, 2017 10:24 PM (X02AV) ********************************** I'm thinking those barbed fuel line connectors used on plastic fuel tanks like generators might be the ticket. Drill the hole, punch in the barb, then there's a small teat to covet cover. Bet Northern would have something to cap that.

Posted by: gNewt at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (i7/wm)

248 S dnyom subkotta!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (zkGZ8)

249 My wife always wants to give the exit ramp flag (cardboard sign) wavers money, and I always tell her no. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2017 10:35 PM (w+Jhj) I saw a guy yesterday on the corner who was my size (over 6 feet), in better shape than me and wearing an Army shirt. No way.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 05:49 PM (D2vc1)

250 Dark Web contents: sales sites for old-fashioned gas cans, 3.5 gpf toilets, high-flow shower heads, TSP detergents, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:50 PM (GJac+)

251 Apparently the top load HE washers are finicky. If you don't load the clothes right, or say the proper incantation, your clothes don't get clean.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 05:50 PM (hMwEB)

252 We live in N. Indiana. Our aquifer is 200-300 foot of Pleistocene gravel. Full.Of.Water. We don't need to conserve water in Indiana.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2017 05:50 PM (yKB8T)

253 219 The question was "The first word you think of with two O's and an H." I thought "Ohio". The correct answer will be obvious to Morons.. Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 10:39 PM Hobo. Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2017 10:43 PM That was the runner-up answer. The winning answer was a bit longer.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 05:51 PM (G8B7r)

254 As a 4th generation Californian, the Golden State's idiocy is not home-grown, but imported from the east. Ronald Reagan came out of California, for crying out loud. And as a 14 year old, he took care of Ayn Rand's property. And his future building partner took care of Reagan's.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 29, 2017 05:51 PM (w7U7L)

255 When I got that frigging water saver washer, they sent some aging hippie type dipshit to look at it with his little fag earing. All he kept preaching was the water saving this, and conservation that, and blah blah. I looked at him and said "Its a fucking water planet, it will make more". the look was priceless.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 05:51 PM (aMlLZ)

256 hooters?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 05:51 PM (smD62)

257 Aloha all, what's shaking? Dad is coming down tomorrow so I've been busy cleaning/picking up. I'm done, this is as good as it gets and he really doesn't give a dang but Mrs. Farmer does. So I only read the first 20, what's been going on since?

Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2017 05:51 PM (yJ1e6)

258 Re: "Cat news bloopers". The anchor at the beginning referred to the cat as "this little guy". But the cat was calico. Calico cats are *ALWAYS* female. "Journalism" majors are shockingly stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 05:51 PM (/qEW2)

259 As a 14 year old my father took care of Ayn Rand's house. Not R.R.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 29, 2017 05:52 PM (w7U7L)

260 I went to the OC Fair today, the best wacky food they had was *The Unicorn Leg*. A pork leg cooked for 10 hrs. Weighs 5 lbs. It's a family meal.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 05:52 PM (6Ll1u)

261 Danged autocorrect.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 29, 2017 05:52 PM (w7U7L)

262 258 Re: "Cat news bloopers". The anchor at the beginning referred to the cat as "this little guy". But the cat was calico. Calico cats are *ALWAYS* female. "Journalism" majors are shockingly stupid. -------- J-schools are notoriously deficient in their coverage of housecat genetics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 05:53 PM (PXj2C)

263 I went to the OC Fair today, the best wacky food they had was *The Unicorn Leg*. A pork leg cooked for 10 hrs. Weighs 5 lbs. It's a family meal. Meet 'the family'! (*pats tum-tum*) I'll take three!

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 29, 2017 05:54 PM (eMKNe)

264 As a 14 year old my father took care of Ayn Rand's house. Not R.R. Posted by: Charles the Simple Rand was probably still in Russia when Ronaldus Magnus was 14.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:54 PM (SW6lL)

265 Tenants pay the water bill, so if they want a washer that washes their clothes in water, they can pay for the water. I can understand having a high efficiency washer if you live in California or Arizona, but what about the rest of us who live in areas where there is plenty of water? Why can't we washing machines and dishwashers that actually clean things with water?

Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 05:54 PM (A/iod)

266 Mr. WDS pees in the back lawn all the time........as he has taught son.....the world is a man's urinal

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 29, 2017 05:55 PM (mMeIQ)

267 My water is from a well and sewer is to septic/drain field. So the price of electricity for the pumps is all I pay.

Oh and the cost of pumps when they fail. And pumping the tank every3 years.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 05:55 PM (XsmIU)

268 Ooh! From Soho to Southampton, you get chocolate if you wear a hoodie. Hooray!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 29, 2017 05:55 PM (zkGZ8)

269 I bought a washing machine today to replace a 7-year-old washing machine in a rental property I manage. There is nothing wrong with the current washing machine except that it's high efficiency and the tenants don't understand how to use it. I'm tired of dealing with their complaints and paying for service visits, so . . . new washing machine. And here's the thing - apparently it's impossible to buy a washing machine that isn't high efficiency, but so many people must have complained that washing their clothes in very little water didn't actually get them clean that the manufacturers created a work-around, the deep fill option. If you set the washer to deep fill, the tub will fill with water, which is probably what most people do. But that means you're wasting a lot of water if you only want to do a small load. So thanks all you eco-geniuses who have brought us the inefficient high-efficiency washing machine. Thanks a lot. Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 10:39 PM (A/iod) Find the dealership that sells Speed Queen equipment to the local Laundrymats. They'll sell you one without the coin-op system. Or, you can buy it with that device, and really piss off your tenants. Point is, they're classic, old-tech, electro-mechanical monsters of damn near-indestructible design and quality. Think, 1970s Maytag or Kenmore kind of robust. If you're really lucky, that vendor will have a good condition used one to sell you. That'd be a win. Last place I'd go for a machine these days would be the modern Big Box stores. Buy Industrial, buy ONCE. It'll save money in the long run. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 05:55 PM (v5iqM)

270 Why can't we washing machines and dishwashers that actually clean things with water? Posted by: biancaneve Cuz Boomers have bought every eco-fad to come down the pike since the "Population Bomb"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 05:56 PM (SW6lL)

271 Speedqueen washer.  Can't get them at the big box stores, gotta go through an independent dealer.  No fancy touch panels, plain old dial type controls.  Pricey but no more so then many others that just look fancy but don't work with a darn. Built like a tank since they are still a major supplier for apartment buildings and laundromats.  No HE crap. 

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 05:56 PM (RfzVr)

272 I went to the OC Fair today, the best wacky food they had was *The Unicorn Leg*. A pork leg cooked for 10 hrs. Weighs 5 lbs. It's a family meal. == CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 05:57 PM (hMwEB)

273 I live on the Texas Gulf Coast. We can't have basements because the water table is so high. But, yeah, we can't have nice things here because CA is running out of water.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2017 05:57 PM (TyaNr)

274 Seems like I'm renting a car if I show up. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ) IF?????? You better show up! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 10:48 PM (YhV5r) I am sooo trying to do this. I might have screwed up my ability to do it because I'm buying a car this week that I didn't expect, but it kind of fell in my lap. I should recover enough to do the trip, but I'm not sure. Right now it looks like 60/40 towards going. Are people staying in the same hotel? Or is it stay wherever and just meet up?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 05:57 PM (aMlLZ)

275 256 hooters? Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 10:51 PM Sis's in-laws call those "boobies", but you're very close!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 05:57 PM (G8B7r)

276 Hey Country Boy. Do you have a T-shirt with Simply Irredeemable? That is the one I would shell out for, but I'm quirky enough it might appeal to audience of one. Posted by: PaleRider at July 29, 2017 10:43 PM (8qFZP) No, but I could add it to the list and make you one!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 05:58 PM (jHP/z)

277 182 Can't buy booze and drugs with poptarts. Posted by: buzzion Bite into the shape of a gun. Hold up liquor store and rip off dealer. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 05:58 PM (0mRoj)

278 264 No, my dad was born in '29, Reagan in '11. Ayn Rand gave my dad a signed 1st edition of The Fountainhead in '43.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 29, 2017 05:58 PM (w7U7L)

279 There is a report that anonymous sources have indicated Imran Awan had contacts with the Russians, the Chinese and the North Koreans.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 29, 2017 05:58 PM (e8kgV)

280 I've had a maytag HE top loader for nine years now. So far so good.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 29, 2017 05:58 PM (7+uJ1)

281 I can understand having a high efficiency washer if you live in California or Arizona, but what about the rest of us who live in areas where there is plenty of water? Why can't we washing machines and dishwashers that actually clean things with water? Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 10:54 PM (A/iod) ************************ But don't the washers in AZ put the used water back into the system. It's not as if it is used up - to be no more.

Posted by: gNewt at July 29, 2017 05:58 PM (i7/wm)

282 When I got that frigging water saver washer, they sent some aging hippie type dipshit to look at it with his little fag earing. All he kept preaching was the water saving this, and conservation that, and blah blah. I looked at him and said "Its a fucking water planet, it will make more". the look was priceless. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 10:51 PM (aMlLZ) You know, back when I was a little Peon, wringer washers were still a thing, although automatic washers were becoming popular. Every home had twin "laundry tubs" made of sheet zinc and cement. Washing machine discharged water into one or both. Many washers had a "suds saver". You could discharge the sudsy wash water into one tub, do the rinse cycles out of the other tub, and then the washer would suck up the sudsy water from the tub to do another load. Now that was some serious water saving.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 05:59 PM (AWYXL)

283 hoochie? hooch?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 05:59 PM (smD62)

284 I see Jim beat to that.  Yeah, Speedqueen is the ratz.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 05:59 PM (RfzVr)

285 I thought of "hottentot". Anglo / North-African pied-noir heritage or something.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 05:59 PM (6FqZa)

286 A odd aside on septic systems. Pumps cost half on amazon if you prebuy them before the day they fail and have to buy them from the big box store.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 06:00 PM (XsmIU)

287 The OC Fair had one of those rides that flew apart in Ohio and killed somebody, they shut it down.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 06:00 PM (6Ll1u)

288 One of the booming mom-and-pop industries in my area is laundromats, which I thought was really weird, but apparently a certain ethnic group prefers laundromats over doing laundry at home, and after discovering that all the residential washers are now high efficiency, I'm beginning to understand why. I'll have to remember the Speedqueen tip the next time I need to buy a replacement washer for a rental property.

Posted by: biancaneve at July 29, 2017 06:01 PM (A/iod)

289 hooker?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 06:01 PM (smD62)

290 274 Are people staying in the same hotel? Or is it stay wherever and just meet up? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 10:57 PM (aMlLZ) The latter. Email y5, the host with the most.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 06:01 PM (YhV5r)

291 Find the dealership that sells Speed Queen equipment to the local Laundrymats. They'll sell you one without the coin-op system. Or, you can buy it with that device, and really piss off your tenants. Point is, they're classic, old-tech, electro-mechanical monsters of damn near-indestructible design and quality. Think, 1970s Maytag or Kenmore kind of robust. If you're really lucky, that vendor will have a good condition used one to sell you. That'd be a win. Last place I'd go for a machine these days would be the modern Big Box stores. Buy Industrial, buy ONCE. It'll save money in the long run. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 10:55 PM (v5iqM) Praise the Lord I have to remember this, I have a front loader I HATE it and they damn smell too.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 06:01 PM (dKiJG)

292 My t-shirt suggestion One Lump or Two In your Covfefe ?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 29, 2017 06:01 PM (7+uJ1)

293 On that Ford video. How cool is that to see a catapult launch with no steam?

Posted by: Roman Moroni at July 29, 2017 06:02 PM (hGGlM)

294 Dark Web contents: sales sites for old-fashioned gas cans, 3.5 gpf toilets, high-flow shower heads, TSP detergents, etc.
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Yeah, that's the Deep Web of Userful Things.

The one I went to had (in random order):
-Bitcoin
-stolen credit cards
-stolen gift cards
-passports
-black hat hackers
-lots of drugs. Russian drugs. Lots.
-guns
-music
-netflix passwords

There's also supposed to be a ton of kiddie pron, however, i didn't see anything like that listed. However, there  could be code I don't undestand, and when i see "this page is empty" I think it means "this page is empty."

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:03 PM (aT+Bx)

295 286 A odd aside on septic systems. Pumps cost half on amazon if you prebuy them before the day they fail and have to buy them from the big box store. ------------ "I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It is going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours."

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 29, 2017 06:03 PM (PXj2C)

296 You know, back when I was a little Peon, wringer washers were still a thing, although automatic washers were becoming popular. Every home had twin "laundry tubs" made of sheet zinc and cement. Washing machine discharged water into one or both. Many washers had a "suds saver". You could discharge the sudsy wash water into one tub, do the rinse cycles out of the other tub, and then the washer would suck up the sudsy water from the tub to do another load. Now that was some serious water saving. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:59 PM (AWYXL) Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 06:04 PM (aMlLZ)

297 Hologram? Homogenized? Pooh? Thorough? Arthropod?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 29, 2017 06:04 PM (zkGZ8)

298 289 hooker? Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 11:01 PM YES!! And Sis's in-laws all got it right away. But not me.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 06:05 PM (G8B7r)

299 The guys in Cream still had it in 2005--amazing since they hadn't played together in well over 30 years. Sounds great.
 RIP, Jack Bruce

Posted by: JoeF. at July 29, 2017 06:05 PM (89VjS)

300 Re: "Cat news bloopers". The anchor at the beginning referred to the cat as "this little guy". But the cat was calico. Calico cats are *ALWAYS* female. "Journalism" majors are shockingly stupid.
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Not always.

Almost always female.

https://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/why-are-male-calico-cats-so-rare

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:05 PM (aT+Bx)

301 I went to the OC Fair today, the best wacky food they had was *The Unicorn Leg*. A pork leg cooked for 10 hrs. Weighs 5 lbs. It's a family meal. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby Look up the term "Unicorn". Then consider that the OC fair is in California. Yeah, no thanks. Not fit for human consumption.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 06:07 PM (/qEW2)

302 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ) ======== Up until I was about 12, my Mom used a wringer washer and hung clothes on a multi line tree looking clothes line to dry. I'm only 54.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 06:07 PM (X02AV)

303 When I moved to NYC from Louisiana, I asked one of my neighbors where the closest Washateria was located. He looked at me like I was speaking Austrian.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 29, 2017 06:07 PM (7+uJ1)

304 "I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It is going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours."

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 29, 2017 11:03 PM (PXj2C)


The storage space  we need for the spare pump is being currently used by you HAL so bye bye.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 06:07 PM (XsmIU)

305 So maybe a rare call out for Amazon! I was on a blog some time ago, don't remember where, they were talking about how much safer OSHA has made us all. Mainly the new gas container you cannot use without spilling gasoline. Someone pointed out a potable water container, different only from gas containers of 15 years ago in that they are white and say potable water only! The reviews on Amazon were great. Sort of a when I go 4 wheeling I know I am going to need a lot of water. I always take at least 20 gallons of potable water with me when ever I go!

Posted by: The Real Bruce at July 29, 2017 06:08 PM (fU/P6)

306 The latter. Email y5, the host with the most. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 11:01 PM (YhV5r) Ok, email sent.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 06:08 PM (aMlLZ)

307 Please don't do something that will get you v&, shibumi.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 06:09 PM (6FqZa)

308 284 I see Jim beat to that. Yeah, Speedqueen is the ratz. Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 10:59 PM They sell to regular people? I had to trick a supplier into selling me an Amana commercial-grade knob microwave. it cost less than the three microwaves I went through before.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 06:10 PM (G8B7r)

309 Up until I was about 12, my Mom used a wringer washer and hung clothes on a multi line tree looking clothes line to dry. I'm only 54. Posted by: GOULD at July 29, 2017 11:07 PM (X02AV) When I was doing renovations I couldn't believe the amount of those old ringer washers I would see in basements. Most were just set aside like they didn't know what to do with them, but I was shocked with the amount I saw. That was in the 80's.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 06:11 PM (aMlLZ)

310 306 Ok, email sent. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:08 PM (aMlLZ) Yay!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 06:11 PM (YhV5r)

311 Has anybody mentioned the fact that John McCain is piece of shit who gives brain tumors a good name?

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at July 29, 2017 06:12 PM (FTPVM)

312 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:04 20 yrs ago we first went down to Mexico, this from Zihuatanaho to Tricones and they were literally beating the clothes on rocks. We were back a couple of yrs later and they finally had phone service to Tricones! Beautiful off the beaten path place then. The Mericans used to surf there in the 60s.

Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2017 06:13 PM (yJ1e6)

313 311 Has anybody mentioned the fact that John McCain is piece of shit who gives brain tumors a good name? Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at July 29, 2017 11:12 PM ( Dude. Why you harshing our mellow?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 06:13 PM (YhV5r)

314 302 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)



I have my MIL's washboard that she had when she was a newlywed hanging here on the wall in my office.  Shudder.  And FIL was a coal miner.  Double shudder.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 06:13 PM (RfzVr)

315 Weirdness abounds on the ONT for some reason. More than usual.

Posted by: Drupada Wong at July 29, 2017 06:14 PM (m9X4Y)

316 Not always. Almost always female. https://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/why-are-male-calico-cats-so-rare Posted by: shibumi I stand corrected. But sheesh. 1/3000 is %.03, as you say "almost always". I also love this quote: "But males, having only one X chromosome, can be either orange or black." So male calico cats are responsible for a lesbian prison tv show.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 06:14 PM (/qEW2)

317 Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 11:13 PM (RfzVr) Still used everyday in Louisiana. One of the main instrument in a Zydeco band.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 29, 2017 06:15 PM (7+uJ1)

318 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock? == You had a rock? We had to scrub clothes with our bare hands!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 06:15 PM (hMwEB)

319 Has anybody mentioned the fact that John McCain is piece of shit who gives brain tumors a good name? Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar ________ No, because saying such a thing -- like saying if Mama Cass had shared her ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter that they might both still be alive -- would be in bad taste.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 29, 2017 06:16 PM (zkGZ8)

320 Ok, email sent. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:08 PM (aMlLZ) Yay!!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 11:11 PM (YhV5r) So I'm guessing its arrive on the 22, and leave on the 24th, so I only need 2 nights at a hotel?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 06:16 PM (aMlLZ)

321 308
They sell to regular people?

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 11:10 PM (G8B7r)


On there website they will direct you to a local dealer.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 06:16 PM (RfzVr)

322 302 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ) ======== Up until I was about 12, my Mom used a wringer washer and hung clothes on a multi line tree looking clothes line to dry. I'm only 54. Posted by: GOULD at July 29, 2017 11:07 PM (X02AV) That would be more efficient than the wife washing two or three items in the machine and then hanging them up to dry.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2017 06:17 PM (P/kVC)

323 Has anybody mentioned the fact that John McCain is piece of shit who gives brain tumors a good name? Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar Seriously, McCain has me wishing it were physically possible for me to buy cancer a beer. For all the shit cancer has put us through, it's doing us a solid there.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 06:17 PM (SW6lL)

324 Has anybody mentioned the fact that John McCain is piece of shit who gives brain tumors a good name? Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar *heartbeat* Dere is no John McCain brain tumor. Matter of fact, he's all tumor.

Posted by: Dark Side of Politics at July 29, 2017 06:18 PM (/qEW2)

325 like saying if Mama Cass had shared her ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter that they might both still be alive -- would be in bad taste. In retrospect, bad taste would have been better than tasting nothing

Posted by: the shade of karen carpenter at July 29, 2017 06:19 PM (6FqZa)

326 Dere is no John McCain brain tumor. Matter of fact, he's all tumor. Posted by: Dark Side of Politics at July 29, 2017 11:18 PM I think the tumor went to the doctor to have John McCain removed. But was denied. Because: Obamacare.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 06:20 PM (q1+kD)

327 320 So I'm guessing its arrive on the 22, and leave on the 24th, so I only need 2 nights at a hotel? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:16 PM (aMlLZ) That's what I'm doing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 06:20 PM (YhV5r)

328
I stand corrected. But sheesh. 1/3000 is %.03, as you say "almost always".
--
The only reason I know that is because I saw that story about the male calico when it happened. 

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:20 PM (aT+Bx)

329 You had a rock? We had to scrub clothes with our bare hands! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 11:15 PM (hMwEB) You had hands? Luxury! Our parents chopped our hands off every morning so we "couldn't do the Devil's work"!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 06:20 PM (0mRoj)

330 Here I sit in the emergency room at John Muir hospital in Walnut Creek CA. Sudden numbness in my left arm. Already had EKG and just got done with an MRI. Speaking of living in an RV, my wife and I lived in ours for about 5 years...35 footer with slide out. It wasn't too bad. Ya gotta really love each other to live like that. The running joke was whoever ended up killing the other, got to keep it. Oh, we also had our oldest granddaughter and Australian Shepherd living in it too, although the dog liked it better outside unless it was storming.

Posted by: Mike G. at July 29, 2017 06:21 PM (FMWtS)

331 You had a rock? We had to scrub clothes with our bare hands! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 11:15 PM (hMwEB) --------- Oooh, Mrs. Fancypants with all her "hands" and shit.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 29, 2017 06:21 PM (PXj2C)

332 On the Buying Commercial thing, the same can apply to every appliance in the kitchen, all the way down to can openers (manual, vertical bar, horizontal crank type still rules), hand-held blenders, etc. The only limitation(s), really, are finding commercial gear to fit into residential cabinetry cut-outs, sized for consumer grade stuff. The durability of commercial equipment would astonish the average consumer. And that's not hyperbole. Now, granted.... the designer colors are pretty much limited to stainless, stainless and stainless. But you can sometimes get blue or red knobs on the gas stovetop, instead of the classic black with white letters. Stylin', baybee! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 06:21 PM (v5iqM)

333 SpeedQueen is sold on Amazon.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 06:21 PM (dKiJG)

334 RE: Obamacare... it seems that PDT is kind of hinting/ threatening via Twitter that CONgress will be dumped into Obamacare plans.

/DO.IT.  DO. IT. NOW!!!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:22 PM (aT+Bx)

335 Here I sit in the emergency room at John Muir hospital in Walnut Creek CA. Sudden numbness in my left arm. Already had EKG and just got done with an MRI. Posted by: Mike G. at July 29, 2017 11:21 PM I hope it's nothing serious, Mike!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 06:23 PM (q1+kD)

336 You had a rock? We had to scrub clothes with our bare hands! Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 11:15 PM (hMwEB) You had hands? *sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 29, 2017 06:23 PM (jHP/z)

337 If Trump can actually force the Senate to eat its own dog food,... #winning.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 06:24 PM (6FqZa)

338 You had hands? *sob*

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 29, 2017 06:24 PM (PXj2C)

339 When I was doing renovations I couldn't believe the amount of those old ringer washers I would see in basements. Most were just set aside like they didn't know what to do with them, but I was shocked with the amount I saw. That was in the 80's. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:11 PM (aMlLZ) Wringer washers used to be standard equipment on drilling rigs. Nothing better for cleaning filthy rig coveralls. Usually, the greenest roughneck got the job of running it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 06:24 PM (AWYXL)

340 It's illegal to hang your clothes in some communities.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 06:25 PM (dKiJG)

341 I surprised by the number of commenters on the housing article who think renting is cheaper than homeownership. I bought a house because the mortgage, insurance, AND taxes broken down by month are cheaper than what I was paying for rent. The cheapest rent now is $775 and doesn't include furniture or utilities. The best thing about renting was maintenance, but was also the worst, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 06:25 PM (G8B7r)

342 If Trump can actually force the Senate to eat its own dog food,... #winning.
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I'd say #WINNING!!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:25 PM (aT+Bx)

343 123 70 Drilling 3 small holes in those non vent gas cans works wonders. Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2017 10:08 PM (TUPJD) I picked some valve stems at the local auto shop and put those in. Uncap the stem for an air vent. Posted by: Burnt Toast 1. Replacement vent caps are out there. 50 cents and 5 seconds with a drill. 2. Flexi spouts are also available. 3. When filling the garden tractor, I just take off the spill-proof spout, flip open the vent cap I added, and pour. 4. I have also started "collecting" old steel gas cans 5. Oh, I have a few GI fuel cans and a couple of donkey dick spouts.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 29, 2017 06:25 PM (di1hb)

344 RE: Obamacare... it seems that PDT is kind of hinting/ threatening via Twitter that CONgress will be dumped into Obamacare plans. /DO.IT. DO. IT. NOW!!!!!! Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 11:22 PM Ha! Does Trump want a second term? Because this is how you get a second Trump term.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 29, 2017 06:25 PM (q1+kD)

345 That sock never gets old.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 06:26 PM (jHP/z)

346 prayers, mike g

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 29, 2017 06:26 PM (hMwEB)

347 340 It's illegal to hang your clothes in some communities. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 11:25 PM (dKiJG) -------- Especially if you don't live there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 06:26 PM (PXj2C)

348 340 It's illegal to hang your clothes in some communities. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 11:25 PM (dKiJG) Not without giving them a fair trial first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 29, 2017 06:26 PM (0mRoj)

349 Here I sit in the emergency room at John Muir hospital in Walnut Creek CA. Sudden numbness in my left arm. Already had EKG and just got done with an MRI. Posted by: Mike G. at July 29, 2017 11:21 PM Prayers up for you, amigo. I'm blessed in that I don't have to worry about coronary issues, what with being a Heartless Bastard, and all. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 06:26 PM (v5iqM)

350 333 SpeedQueen is sold on Amazon. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 11:21 PM (dKiJG) I dated a Speed Queen for a while, once upon a time. Listening to her, all night, in Denny's got old, so I moved on.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2017 06:28 PM (pL6Vz)

351 Here I sit in the emergency room at John Muir hospital in Walnut Creek CA. Sudden numbness in my left arm. Already had EKG and just got done with an MRI. Speaking of living in an RV, my wife and I lived in ours for about 5 years...35 footer with slide out. It wasn't too bad. Ya gotta really love each other to live like that. The running joke was whoever ended up killing the other, got to keep it. Oh, we also had our oldest granddaughter and Australian Shepherd living in it too, although the dog liked it better outside unless it was storming. Posted by: Mike G. at July 29, 2017 11:21 PM (FMWtS) I wish you a quick and positive resolution of this issue, Mike G.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 06:28 PM (AWYXL)

352 I bought a commercial/restaurant stainless steel prep table to use as my kitchen table.  The company I bought it from cut the legs down before shipping for a nominal price to take it from a prep counter height to kitchen table height.  I love it.  Indestructible.  Clean.  Sturdy.  Looks fabulous.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 06:28 PM (RfzVr)

353 Too good to check: Is DWS having an affair with Awan?

Would explain the "he's living in Pockeystahn, not working for us, but I'll totes continue to pay him."

/at Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:28 PM (aT+Bx)

354 So it appears that Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the dockside darling of tuna boat love, has once again found herself and her tangled mange caught up in a web of corruption and indecency that leaves her voters right at home in her district. Toe nail fungus aside, Debbie steps easily across the divide of accountability and democrat incumbency. Having neutered Bernie Sanders and his loathsome wife, she reaches across the aisle to embrace the tiny penis and large tumor of John McCain. Bipartisan indeed...!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 29, 2017 06:28 PM (yhf6w)

355 341 I surprised by the number of commenters on the housing article who think renting is cheaper than homeownership. I bought a house because the mortgage, insurance, AND taxes broken down by month are cheaper than what I was paying for rent. The cheapest rent now is $775 and doesn't include furniture or utilities. The best thing about renting was maintenance, but was also the worst, too. Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace Yeah. If you are paying rent, you are paying: 1. Somebody else's mortgage 2. Somebody else's taxes 3. Somebody else's insurance premiums 4. Somebody else's maintenance costs 5. Profit to somebody else

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 29, 2017 06:28 PM (di1hb)

356 "My mom was a social worker and my dad was a political scientist." (In Berkley, that's in California.)

Posted by: Drupada Wong at July 29, 2017 06:29 PM (m9X4Y)

357 Both of them had their windows rolled down (passenger side.) My roommate handed him the bag of food, and her bf was going to say a few words to him (prayer). So, roomie hands guy bag of food items, guy looks inside, then throws it in the back window at my roommate's bf as we were pulling slowly ahead. It happened in a matter of seconds, but the guy saw what he was getting, or not getting as it were...and wasn't pleased, I guess. Then, he flipped us off for good measure and shouted at us as we drove away. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 10:32 PM (smD62) It's a scam. They work in teams. You see the "homeless" guy at the corner, but somewhere near by is his/her partner in a car ready to come grab them when the cops show up or people start to hassle them. The real homeless panhandlers walk around with shit covered pants with one hand in the back of the pants playing with the shit inside them. The smell, that smell, there is no smell like it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 29, 2017 06:29 PM (1JnAL)

358 It's illegal to hang your clothes in some communities. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 11:25 PM (dKiJG) Big Electric Chair flexing its muscles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 06:30 PM (AWYXL)

359 That sock never gets old.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 11:26 PM (jHP/z)


I don't think that T shirt will be a big seller.

Posted by: X-ray at July 29, 2017 06:30 PM (XsmIU)

360 Ok, they have a few Speed Queen dealers within 45 minutes of me. When it is time, that is what I'm getting. Even their front loaders have soak cycles. You can't find that on regular residential brands.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 06:30 PM (kufk0)

361 I'm wandering of for a bite and then hit the hay. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2017 06:31 PM (yJ1e6)

362 >> Is DWS having an affair with Awan? The thought of "affair with DWS" made me shudder and throw up in my mouth and shudder. She's in that rare class of woman I'd actually throw out of bed. I wouldn't throw Lena Dunham out of bed... I couldn't, she's too heavy. I'd have to jump out and run myself.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 06:32 PM (8O3HH)

363 361 I'm wandering of for a bite and then hit the hay. Be well all. Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2017 11:31 PM (yJ1e6) Sleep well, and quick. Those cows will need milking in a few hours.

Posted by: kraken at July 29, 2017 06:32 PM (pL6Vz)

364 Morning Newsman: OK, Kitty is just a little anxious there, he's in a new environment and there's bright lights. Cat: RRRRRRRaaaaaaarRRRRRRRR! [Pain and death await you all!]

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2017 06:33 PM (rnAwa)

365 New 4chan pol rumor: DWS has already been promised--or perhaps received-- a presidential pardon. You see, she knows all the secrets.

/future arkancide?

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:33 PM (aT+Bx)

366 Ok, they have a few Speed Queen dealers within 45 minutes of me. When it is time, that is what I'm getting. Even their front loaders have soak cycles. You can't find that on regular residential brands. Posted by: lin-duh fell I'm pretty sure Speed Queen is the only washer/dryer manufacturer that is strictly "made in America" too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 06:33 PM (SW6lL)

367 I wouldn't throw Lena Dunham out of bed... I couldn't, she's too heavy. --------- You never rented a skip loader?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2017 06:34 PM (PXj2C)

368 321 308 They sell to regular people? Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 11:10 PM (G8B7r) On there website they will direct you to a local dealer. Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 11:16 PM I am filing this for later use, thank you! My Sis recently complained about her washer (mine's a good old Maytag Centennia) and the fact that refrigerators are hit-or-miss. My folks got a new washer and joke about "Don't start a load of clothes" as the new "Don't buy any green bananas" because it takes so long.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 06:34 PM (G8B7r)

369 >>OMG. Do you ever leave the house? Does all your money go to ice cream and your air conditioning bill? Do you live in a basement?

That weather would make me exponentially bitchier than I already am in the summer (summer= above 85) and that kind of heat would guarantee that someone would end up k*lling me. And I'd deserve it.


Posted by: shibumi

106 here today. Went thru the drive thru margarita place today.

Posted by: Aviator at July 29, 2017 06:34 PM (/Nite)

370 And if the "Republicans" you vote for are playin' different tunes. I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Dark Side of Politics at July 29, 2017 06:35 PM (/qEW2)

371 I wonder if the Ford new's EM catapult could launch Lena Dunham. That would be the acid test. Anyway, we can now say the Ford has successfully launched an actual aircraft. And recovered one.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 06:36 PM (8O3HH)

372 New 4chan pol rumor: DWS has already been promised--or perhaps received-- a presidential pardon. You see, she knows all the secrets. /future arkancide? Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 11:33 PM (aT+Bx) Trump could dangle pardons in front of some the bit players, in order to bring down the kingpins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 06:37 PM (AWYXL)

373 Gas can vent caps, 3 for 4 bucks. Great. Many options. Thanks.

Posted by: gNewt at July 29, 2017 06:37 PM (i7/wm)

374 207 Here's the thing. We pay a fee for the incoming water and we pay a fee for for the sewer. Both are based on the water usage and the sewer fees are (naturally) higher. But the water I use on our lawn is not going into the sewer. Nor is the water for the garden or the swimming pool. Posted by: cfo mom at July 29, 2017 10:40 PM (RfzVr) You might contact your water supplier to see if they offer an additional meter for outside water. If they do, they will probably charge you for the meter and you might have to get a plumber to install it. On the upside, you will no longer be paying the sewer charge on water that never gets to the sewer.

Posted by: Been There Done That at July 29, 2017 06:38 PM (wWXpD)

375 mike, hope everything turns out ok.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 06:38 PM (YhV5r)

376 trump trumop trump deport deport deport

Posted by: original jake at July 29, 2017 06:38 PM (6L6kG)

377 I wouldn't throw Lena Dunham out of bed... I couldn't, she's too heavy. I'd have to jump out and run myself. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear Talk to the USS Gerald Ford crew. If their catapult can launch a fighter off a flight deck, it can probably launch Lena out of a bed.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 06:38 PM (SW6lL)

378 294 Dark Web contents: sales sites for old-fashioned gas cans, 3.5 gpf toilets, high-flow shower heads, TSP detergents, etc.
--

Yeah, that's the Deep Web of Userful Things.

The one I went to had (in random order):
-Bitcoin
-stolen credit cards
-stolen gift cards
-passports
-black hat hackers
-lots of drugs. Russian drugs. Lots.
-guns
-music
-netflix passwords

There's also supposed to be a ton of kiddie pron, however, i didn't see anything like that listed. However, there could be code I don't undestand, and when i see "this page is empty" I think it means "this page is empty."

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 11:03 PM (aT+Bx)

++++

Do the people selling stolen credit cards take credit cards?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2017 06:39 PM (FUu/Z)

379 And if the "Republicans" you vote for are playin' different tunes. I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. Posted by: Dark Side of Politics at July 29, 2017 11:35 Indeed. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2017 06:41 PM (yJ1e6)

380 Do the people selling stolen credit cards take credit cards?
--

No. It's all about the Bitcoin.

Did you know that there are Bitcoin atms?

I did not, until I did some research.

/yes, if you tell me "you should not go to the Dark Web" that will really, really make me go to the Dark Web.

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:42 PM (aT+Bx)

381 The thought of "affair with DWS" made me shudder and throw up in my mouth and shudder. She's in that rare class of woman I'd actually throw out of bed. I wouldn't throw Lena Dunham out of bed... I couldn't, she's too heavy. I'd have to jump out and run myself. Posted by: publius I don't mean to get all ScoggDogg on you, but can we please inject a little honesty into this debate? DWS is repulsive, absolute zero, Kelvin dick withering. But Lena Dunham, though a goofus, a bozo, is still a one. Now even more so since Trump's election made her bulimic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 06:42 PM (/qEW2)

382 And now I am too tired to read. Goodnight, 'Rons, 'Ronettes, and transRons.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 29, 2017 06:42 PM (G8B7r)

383 BTW... now I want to buy Bitcoin from an ATM.

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 06:43 PM (aT+Bx)

384 Do the people selling stolen credit cards take credit cards? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous I talked to Boris, he said he'd take your credit card only if you also gave him your social security number and mother's maiden name, for verification of course.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 06:43 PM (SW6lL)

385 Lena is still a butterface

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2017 06:44 PM (E4p3I)

386 378 294 Dark Web contents: sales sites for old-fashioned gas cans, 3.5 gpf toilets, high-flow shower heads, TSP detergents, etc. ==== Went looking for the 100W incandescent bulbs, but then I remembered. It's the "dark" web.

Posted by: Try the Veal at July 29, 2017 06:44 PM (10LGw)

387 I don't mean to get all ScoggDogg on you, but can we please inject a little honesty into this debate? DWS is repulsive, absolute zero, Kelvin dick withering. But Lena Dunham, though a goofus, a bozo, is still a one. Now even more so since Trump's election made her bulimic. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 11:42 PM (/qEW2) Nightmare scenario- Walking up to both of them, with a gun, and one bullet.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 06:44 PM (aMlLZ)

388 Which autocorrected to butt face which works too

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2017 06:44 PM (E4p3I)

389 385 Lena is still a butterface Turner Over!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2017 06:45 PM (yKB8T)

390 Do the people selling stolen credit cards take credit cards? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous "Peggy" at "Customer Service", says: "Nyet, you are to be now paying use Bitcoin, da?" Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 06:46 PM (v5iqM)

391 To each his own, but Lena is a 0 on the Dogg scale to me. I wouldn't even take a hand job from her. Wearing a rubber.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 06:46 PM (8O3HH)

392 Lena is still a butterface Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2017 11:44 PM (E4p3I) ======= Not even. That Spud body disqualifies her from even entering Butterface category.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2017 06:47 PM (X02AV)

393 Dunham is a shameless, incestuous pedophile. Pretty much the living definition of Sub-Zero on the ol' Scogg Scale. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2017 06:50 PM (v5iqM)

394 Dunham 0 on my scale even if she was a Reaganite. Shoulder tats are for guys only.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 29, 2017 06:50 PM (7+uJ1)

395 Lena is a square root of minus one. Because you would have to be INSANE to want in on that

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 06:53 PM (6FqZa)

396 So that's a 'no' on my beer, right?

Posted by: Lena "little slow on the uptick' Dunham at July 29, 2017 06:55 PM (eMKNe)

397 Lena Dunham inspired our song 'Shrivel Up'



https://youtu.be/T4oVOFVhV_A

Posted by: DEVO at July 29, 2017 06:56 PM (JO9+V)

398 Maybe it's just because I'm drunk, but I'd let Lena give me a handy if (and only if) she were in a burka and I had a copy of a "Girls of the Big 10" Playboy (for all of those nice corn-fed hooters).

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 06:57 PM (SW6lL)

399 385 Lena is still a butterface

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2017 11:44 PM (E4p3I)

++++

I'd say she is more of a buttface.

Seriously, a butterface is someone you'd f*ck except for her face (but her face). But, it's not like Lena has some smokin' bod that guys are looking to get at except for her face. Her bod is as bad as her face.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2017 06:57 PM (pvjTE)

400 No, she's not even 'i', square root of -1. That's imaginary. You don't even want to imagine sex with Lena. That's a quantity that Cosmic Censorship demands be shielded behind an event horizon. That information cannot be part of this universe.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 06:57 PM (8O3HH)

401 >>But Lena Dunham, though a goofus, a bozo, is still a one You have a much different meter.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2017 06:57 PM (/tuJf)

402 We can be honest. Someone who goes out of their way to look like a dirty skank hippy is in no way, shape, or form a one.

Posted by: John Marston at July 29, 2017 06:58 PM (SkuXa)

403 I think Lena dunham is kinda hawt

Posted by: Mary Cloggentsein at July 29, 2017 06:59 PM (6L6kG)

404 Kittehs don't cooperate. I never understood why people try to involve them on live tv.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 29, 2017 07:00 PM (GiRFl)

405 Lena is a square root of minus one. Because you would have to be INSANE to want in on that Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 11:53 PM (6FqZa) not mention having a grudge against your dick.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 07:00 PM (aMlLZ)

406 She's a zero. point. zero.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 29, 2017 07:00 PM (JO9+V)

407 Keep in mind they don`t call her stinky Lena for nothing!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 29, 2017 07:02 PM (yhf6w)

408 News people don't seem to understand that cats are not smallish dogs.

A lot don't like strangers. A lot don't like being held.

Being held by strangers on television with other strangers around?

Ummm.. NO.

Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 07:04 PM (aT+Bx)

409 Damn it, just watched the video of a Marine saying goodbye to his Service dog at WZ. Too much dust...

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 29, 2017 07:05 PM (kufk0)

410 what would cheddar bob sau?

Posted by: original jake at July 29, 2017 07:06 PM (6L6kG)

411 What would Dunham be doing in any of our besides besides eating crackers? [Whole boxes I'm guessing of flavoured ones.]

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] #CNNisISIS at July 29, 2017 07:06 PM (nlbfN)

412 ...of our beds besides...

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] #CNNisISIS at July 29, 2017 07:07 PM (nlbfN)

413 It's illegal to hang your clothes in some communities. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 11:25 PM (dKiJG) How do they do it then? By firing squad? Via lethal injection?

Posted by: The Executioner's Hat at July 29, 2017 07:08 PM (vBeA5)

414 M-O-O-N. That spells fucking dumbshit McCain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2017 07:09 PM (LTHVh)

415 You're all gay, or secretly jacking it to photos of my ample mounds of love flesh.

Posted by: lena dunham at July 29, 2017 07:09 PM (qGuLD)

416 I obviously don't support Lena's politics. But there seems to be a lot of Lena hate here, so I think I'll just retire for the night. Pink Floyd, Breathe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrojrDCI02k

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 07:10 PM (/qEW2)

417 408 News people don't seem to understand that cats are not smallish dogs.

A lot don't like strangers. A lot don't like being held.

Being held by strangers on television with other strangers around?

Ummm.. NO.

Posted by: shibumi at July 30, 2017 12:04 AM (aT+Bx)

++++

Not only those, but also most of "reporters" were not paying attention to the cats. They held the cats but they were talking past the cat to the camera. Projecting their voices like public speakers do.

I couldn't believe how many of those nitwits ignored the escalations. When you have a cat right next to your face and it starts to growl and hiss, you do not want to pull it in closer.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2017 07:11 PM (FUu/Z)

418 Her bod is as bad as her face. ==== Got to say - she's not actually that heavy, and she has a normal face. (Though she seems to make the worst of what she's got in both departments.) The real issue is the adult baby personality.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 29, 2017 07:11 PM (10LGw)

419 Does anyone know if Debbie Wasserman Ugly has/had a cleft palate? I've always wondered about that? I couldn't find anything on the google machine about it.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at July 29, 2017 07:16 PM (FSETn)

420 It's true that Lena is no TrigglyPuff or anything like that. But she is no hottie. Her actions are unattractive. Not just her politics but also stuff like getting photo'ed sitting on a toilet.

Plus, you have the whole thing of the media acting like she's attractive, which makes it even more important to say, "She is NOT attractive."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2017 07:16 PM (pvjTE)

421 BTW... now I want to buy Bitcoin from an ATM. Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2017 11:43 PM (aT+Bx) I always thought it would be fun to buy a gold bar from a vending machine in Qatar or wherever it is in that ME shithole.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 07:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

422 If you can't fap to this, there is something wrong with you. Goodnight. http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8kbdutg

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 29, 2017 07:18 PM (/qEW2)

423 Nightmare scenario- Walking up to both of them, with a gun, and one bullet. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:44 PM (aMlLZ) The bullet would be for me.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 07:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

424 The something wrong with me is my retinas have been burnt out of my face

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2017 07:20 PM (E4p3I)

425 Well, well, well. Whaddaya know? Our heroic Democracy-Dies-in-Darkness Professional Hack Liar Media has been taking dictation from Vladimir Putin over at Fusion GPS. Stop the Brutal Collusion Journalism!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 29, 2017 07:21 PM (Ndje9)

426 One of the most endearing qualities of cats is that, like colonial Americans, they won't be ruled. They may be docile for long periods of time. They may even be engaging and interactive. But it's always on their terms. The moment that cooperation that they deem oppressive is demanded of them, they struggle and fight in a fashion that would make a BLM protestor jealous. They do not really card if their oppressor outweighs them 10 or 15 to 1, they will fight and if the odds are not in their favor they will strike and then run guerrila warfare style. The dog is man's best friend and a true blue loyalist to the cause, but long live the rebellion and commitment to freedom of the cat.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 29, 2017 07:22 PM (GiRFl)

427 Meteor shower happening right now if you've got a view of aquarius. Ours is obscured, but it's worth going out to sit for 15 minutes anyway.

Posted by: Hate Has No Afro [/i] at July 29, 2017 07:23 PM (psH+N)

428 The real issue is the adult baby personality. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 12:11 AM (10LGw) Not just infantile, but nasty, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:23 PM (AWYXL)

429 ps; I'm selling tickets to sunrise--cheap!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 29, 2017 07:24 PM (Ndje9)

430 Jesus - I just HAD to look. I never learn.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 07:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

431 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 07:27 PM (IcT7t)

432 Meteor shower happening right now if you've got a view of aquarius. Ours is obscured, but it's worth going out to sit for 15 minutes anyway. Posted by: Hate Has No Afro at July 30, 2017 12:23 AM (psH+N) (sings) "It's the Aging of the Dawn of Aquarius".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:27 PM (AWYXL)

433 Hey did you all hear? The Kardashians, inspired by Bitcoin, have decided to start up and begin distributing their own publicly-traded form of currency: Buttcoin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:28 PM (eMKNe)

434 NCKate - They still haven't found the old guy that was kidnapped by the fugitive here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:28 PM (/ZEVC)

435 @432 I started singing to myself that tune too.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 07:30 PM (smD62)

436 Other celebs and various groups are getting in on the currency bandwagon too: - Rabid dogs: Bitecoin - The Simpsons: Bartcoin - Planned Parenthood: 'Bortcoin - Ugg: Bootcoin - Lena Dunham: Butt-Uglycoin - Hillary Clinton: Bitchcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:31 PM (eMKNe)

437 We can be honest. Someone who goes out of their way to look like a dirty skank hippy is in no way, shape, or form a one. Posted by: John Marston ----------- That explains the general unattractiveness of the women attending slutwalks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:33 PM (/ZEVC)

438 Too bad Janet Reno passed away, she could have got in on that cryptocurrency craze:  Butchcoin

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 07:33 PM (IcT7t)

439 NCKate - They still haven't found the old guy that was kidnapped by the fugitive here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 12:28 AM (/ZEVC) Speaking of kidnapping, that shitbird jihadi Omar Khadr would be a lucrative target for kidnapping, seeing as our PM Fancysocks decided to award him 10.5 million dollars for the alleged injustice suffered at the hands of the Canadian intelligence services or something. Ten point five million dollars ready cash, kidnappers, (minus the lawyers' take, of course). Not stocks, not bonds, not real estate. Cash. This has been a public service announcement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:33 PM (AWYXL)

440 Mike, I feared it was a lost cause when I first heard he had been kidnapped. They still haven't found the double murderer here. They'll start not reporting crime stories since the PGA is coming to town. Gotta seem like everywhere will be safe for all the visitors.

Posted by: NCKate at July 29, 2017 07:33 PM (E4p3I)

441 Blanco, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:34 PM (eMKNe)

442 This has been a public service announcement. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------ Your tax dollars at work. The highest and best use, no doubt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:35 PM (OdK9v)

443 The cat at the top of the page is wearing the fur of his greatest enemy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2017 07:36 PM (rnAwa)

444 Gordon Ramsay: Britcoin?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 29, 2017 07:36 PM (GiRFl)

445 @418 Agreed. Size-wise she is probably a size 6, maybe an 8, which is well under the national average...and my guess is the men here have dated or married larger women than a 6/8. But, also agreed it is in how you carry/present it. I would guess that Mindy Kaling is probably around the same size, and she is lovely and wears the right clothes and carries herself well.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 07:37 PM (smD62)

446 Malcolm, there you go. Faberge: Brutcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:37 PM (eMKNe)

447 But, also agreed it is in how you carry/present it. I would guess that Mindy Kaling is probably around the same size, and she is lovely and wears the right clothes and carries herself well. Posted by: Tickled Pink I would eat some Mindy Kaling curry. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 07:39 PM (SW6lL)

448 Speaking of Faberge, if I were ever able to toss immense amounts of money around with abandon, I would by Faberge eggs. How cool would it be to be able to hold works of art and turn them in your hands?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 07:40 PM (0wem/)

449 Kurt Eichenwald: Batecoin....perhaps

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 29, 2017 07:40 PM (GiRFl)

450 Hugh Hefner: Bunnycoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:40 PM (OdK9v)

451 You know, back when I was a little Peon, wringer washers were still a thing, although automatic washers were becoming popular. Every home had twin "laundry tubs" made of sheet zinc and cement. Washing machine discharged water into one or both. Many washers had a "suds saver". You could discharge the sudsy wash water into one tub, do the rinse cycles out of the other tub, and then the washer would suck up the sudsy water from the tub to do another load. Now that was some serious water saving ------- My grandma had that setup. She grew up in a poor family, her dad had some kind of pension but it wasn't very much at all. They gardened for food, and recycled and the rest of it. This was in the 1920s. There was no way she would throw water away after just once through on the wash, so she had gramps buy a suds saver. I never knew what it was called. I remember dad telling me that. She never got a driver license. The house was always spotless. They were poor, but that didn't mean ya had to live like a bum. When her first husband died she was worried about what to do with her insurance money. A good friend who was president of the savings and loan suggested some stocks, and they must have been some good picks. Her and gramps, with his job, they were able to take a vacation now and then. We had to listen to the depression tales on Christmas Eve. "I got an Orange one year, and shared it with my sister, one year I got a scarf". etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2017 07:41 PM (wOZdC)

452 Hugh Hefner: Bunnycoin Posted by: Mike Hammer What is the Larry Flynt?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 07:41 PM (0wem/)

453 y5, oh yeah. Bet the Faberges have really nice pantyhose inside of 'em. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:41 PM (eMKNe)

454 How cool would it be to be able to hold works of art and turn them in your hands? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 12:40 AM (0wem/) You mean like a Purdy shotgun?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:42 PM (AWYXL)

455 Bet the Faberges have really nice pantyhose inside of 'em. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at July heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 07:42 PM (0wem/)

456 Keep 'em coming everyone. Y5: Larry Flynt? Boobcoin. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:43 PM (eMKNe)

457 You mean like a Purdy shotgun? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July Yep. The same.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 07:43 PM (0wem/)

458 Y5: Larry Flynt? Boobcoin. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at July Think the Larry Flynt would be a lot more vulgar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 07:44 PM (0wem/)

459 Bruce Wayne : Batcoin

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2017 07:44 PM (JO9+V)

460 Y5, true. :-P Jennifer Lopez: Bootycoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:44 PM (eMKNe)

461 Budweiser - Beercoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:45 PM (OdK9v)

462 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ) You skipped the washboard phase. That corrugated thing some folk converted to music.

Posted by: chewydog at July 29, 2017 07:45 PM (Thkxi)

463 I was ready to drop a couple thou on bitcoin a while back. I couldn't figure out how. It was something like .03c per, or .003c per I can't remember. Wish I would have tried harder.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2017 07:46 PM (wOZdC)

464 American Standard - Bathcoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:46 PM (OdK9v)

465 Beavercoin for Flynt.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2017 07:46 PM (pvjTE)

466 Al Gore: Borecoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:46 PM (eMKNe)

467 Setra - Bedcoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:47 PM (OdK9v)

468 We had to listen to the depression tales on Christmas Eve. "I got an Orange one year, and shared it with my sister, one year I got a scarf". etc. Posted by: Common Tater You ever notice how in one story it's the Four Yorkshireman sketch (you throw out old motor oil? Shit, we had to use that for cooking, if we were lucky.) but in other stories it was "the good old days"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 07:47 PM (SW6lL)

469 Larry Flynt Clitcoin

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 07:47 PM (0wem/)

470 Stokely Van Camp: Beancoin

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:48 PM (AWYXL)

471 Betty Boop: Boopcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:48 PM (eMKNe)

472 Sotheby's - Bidcoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:48 PM (OdK9v)

473 John Wayne: Gritcoin

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2017 07:49 PM (rnAwa)

474 Stephen King: ITcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:49 PM (eMKNe)

475 Stokely Van Camp: Beancoin Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Nah, Rowan Atkinson would be Beancoin.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 07:49 PM (SW6lL)

476 Dolly Parton - Bustcoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:49 PM (OdK9v)

477 Mitt Romney : MittCoin

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2017 07:49 PM (JO9+V)

478 Wonder Bread: Buncoin

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:49 PM (AWYXL)

479 These are all great. Penthouse Magazine: Titcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:50 PM (eMKNe)

480 What is the Larry Flynt?

Beavercoin

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 07:51 PM (IcT7t)

481 Ex-Lax:

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:51 PM (AWYXL)

482 Babe Ruth: Hitcoin

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 29, 2017 07:51 PM (SW6lL)

483 AOP, LOL. I would have guessed that one would have gone to our previous president, but oh well. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:52 PM (eMKNe)

484 So had a funny/flattering/horrifying thing happen to me last night. Was on this Facebook group I frequent, and this guy private messages me about a topic of interest, and then within 10-15 minutes of conversation, things turn to "Do you mind if I'm hitting on you?" "You're so cute" all that jazz. Obviously I'm not interested in that way, but I keep trying to steer the ship back to neutral conversation, and the guy tells me he is a student, and I am like..."Oh my God, how old are you?" which turns into a back and forth of how old are you/how old do you think I am. The kid was 23. He thought I was like 20, but when I said I was older than him, he upped it to like 24. I'm 34! Then, he is all like..."Great a cougar" And I am equally flattered and horrified....I'm flattered that I look young enough to be mistaken for my 20s, and I am horrified that I am old enough to be referred to as a cougar. Then...guess what? He sends a dick pick. Yup. Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 07:52 PM (smD62)

485 Mike Ditka: Ditcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:52 PM (eMKNe)

486 Brad Pitt: Pittcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:53 PM (eMKNe)

487 Justin Trudeau: Twitcoin

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:53 PM (AWYXL)

488 The EPA: PoopCoin.

Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2017 07:53 PM (84p6I)

489 Thanks everyone. Found out I have a herniated disc in my neck. That's what's causing the tingling and numbness in my arm. Looks like surgery sooner rather than later. No more heavy lifting for a while... nothing over 10#. I'm gonna need help going to the bathroom.

Posted by: Mike G. at July 29, 2017 07:53 PM (FMWtS)

490 Mike G., get better fast! Herniated disks are the worst.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:54 PM (eMKNe)

491 Then...guess what? He sends a dick pick. Yup. Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 12:52 AM (smD62) Standard response: "looks like a dick, only smaller."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:54 PM (AWYXL)

492 Hormel - Meatcoin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2017 07:54 PM (kUfFq)

493 Quentin Tarantino - Feetcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:55 PM (eMKNe)

494 @491 Aw man, where were you when I needed you? Makes my "That's rude" response seem pretty lame.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 07:55 PM (smD62)

495 I cut the cable in my new house. 68 bucks a month for internet only, locked in for two years. Will just have to do with Netflix and Amazon. But glad to no longer be contributing to CNN or ESPN.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2017 07:55 PM (C06tc)

496 No more heavy lifting for a while... nothing over 10#. I'm gonna need help going to the bathroom. Posted by: Mike G. at July 30, 2017 12:53 AM (FMWtS) Well, that's no picnic, but it sure beats the other leading cause of numbness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:55 PM (AWYXL)

497 Then...guess what? He sends a dick pick. Yup. Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 12:52 AM (smD62) Ok, that's two in the past week. You really need to reconsider your Euro-centric perspective.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 07:56 PM (Jcg9Q)

498 Then...guess what? He sends a dick pick. Yup. Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life.

Even if he'd sent a pic of his face, sounds like it still would have a been a dick pic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 07:56 PM (IcT7t)

499 Guys who send those pics: Ickcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:57 PM (eMKNe)

500 @497 Two what in the last week? Euro-centric perspective?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 07:57 PM (smD62)

501 Even if he'd sent a pic of his face, sounds like it still would have a been a dick pic. Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 12:56 AM (IcT7t) True, dat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 07:57 PM (AWYXL)

502 Well, that's no picnic, but it sure beats the other leading cause of numbness. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 12:55 AM (AWYXL) Reading the Congressional Record?

Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2017 07:58 PM (84p6I)

503 @497 Two what in the last week? Euro-centric perspective? Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 12:57 AM (smD62) Two guys in the continental US who have expressed interest in you. There's a trend developing here, but if all you're gonna think about is Frenchie, you're gonna miss the boat.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 07:59 PM (Jcg9Q)

504 RickZ, that and cardiac arrest/failure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 07:59 PM (eMKNe)

505 484 Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 12:52 AM Do you ever lighten up & have fun. Don't answer itsxa rhetorical question.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 07:59 PM (YhV5r)

506 Reading the Congressional Record? Posted by: RickZ at July 30, 2017 12:58 AM (84p6I) That'd do it, for sure, but I was alluding to stroke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 08:00 PM (AWYXL)

507 @503 Rofl....a dick pick from a 23 year old creep....I don't think I am missing out on much. Thanks, though. Haha.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 08:00 PM (smD62)

508 Then...guess what? He sends a dick pick. Yup. Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 12:52 AM (smD62) People, People, this is 2017. Get with the times. You should have sent him a pic of a different dick and said, "Here's mine!".

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at July 29, 2017 08:01 PM (tMFgx)

509 People, People, this is 2017. Get with the times. You should have sent him a pic of a different dick and said, "Here's mine!". Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at July 30, 2017 01:01 AM (tMFgx) --- Done that before.

Posted by: SMFH at July 29, 2017 08:02 PM (s5Kql)

510 Then...guess what? He sends a dick pick. Yup. Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life....I am sent a dick pick. I feel like I have truly arrived in life. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July send him one back

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

511 @503 Rofl....a dick pick from a 23 year old creep....I don't think I am missing out on much. Thanks, though. Haha. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 01:00 AM (smD62) And an invitation to dinner. Your appeal to local guys has been established. Now the age boundaries of said guys who find you appealing may also be wider than you anticipated. Time to keep your eyes open.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 08:03 PM (Jcg9Q)

512 People, People, this is 2017. Get with the times. You should have sent him a pic of a different dick and said, "Here's mine!". Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at July 30, 2017 01:01 AM (tMFgx) An autographed photo of Richard Nixon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 08:03 PM (AWYXL)

513 Rofl....a dick pick from a 23 year old creep....I don't think I am missing out on much.


He's half my age and stealing my moves,

Posted by: Brett Farve at July 29, 2017 08:03 PM (JO9+V)

514 He's half my age and stealing my moves, Posted by: Brett Farve at July 30, 2017 01:03 AM (JO9+V) If you're gonna sock me, at least spell my name right.

Posted by: Brett Favre at July 29, 2017 08:05 PM (Jcg9Q)

515 509 People, People, this is 2017. Get with the times. You should have sent him a pic of a different dick and said, "Here's mine!". Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at July 30, 2017 01:01 AM (- Done that before. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 01:02 AM ( Brilliant!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 08:05 PM (YhV5r)

516 An autographed photo of Richard Nixon. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 01:03 AM (AWYXL) That would be a Tricky Dick Pic. Or if you had a photo of a Natalie Maines female impersonator, you send a Chixie Dick pic.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at July 29, 2017 08:05 PM (tMFgx)

517 The only dick pic I'll ever send:

http://bit.ly/2aduS9l

(guess if it's sfw or not, I dare you)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 08:06 PM (IcT7t)

518 Feel kind of like I missed out on the whole dirty pic thing with phones. Worst we ever did is borrow someone's camera on t trip and leave a few surprises.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:08 PM (0wem/)

519 Ehhh....I think I am casting my net pretty wide age range wide already. 27-28 already feels quite young. Guys aren't ready to settle down till at least that, or even older, so I really don't want to waste my time on someone who is 5 years away- maturity-wise, financially, whatever- from being ready.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2017 08:09 PM (smD62)

520 *sniff* Shitcoin.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 29, 2017 08:09 PM (/qEW2)

521 Just when I thought I was old enough to not have to deal with immature yuppies in life. --- There is no such age. Fvcking whippersnappers!

Posted by: Really Old Fart [i] at July 29, 2017 08:09 PM (nIGPZ)

522 We were not as inventive as Doug Heffernan to include the little top hat though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:10 PM (0wem/)

523 517 The only dick pic I'll ever send: (guess if it's sfw or not, I dare you) Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 01:06 AM (IcT7t) Very tricky, dick.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 08:10 PM (YhV5r)

524 y5, LOL. Love that KoQ episode. ;-) "G'devening guv'nuh!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:10 PM (eMKNe)

525 Every pic I sent was a Dick pic.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at July 29, 2017 08:11 PM (eMKNe)

526 meh, dick pics are nothing. they were hanging on government office walls for the last eight years and no one ever complained.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:11 PM (0wem/)

527 I don't see the humor in these jokes.

Posted by: Dick Durbin at July 29, 2017 08:11 PM (OdK9v)

528 I can't even understand the dick pic mentality of these idiot young bucks. Isn't sending an unsolicited dick pic the equivalent of a flasher, some dirty old pervert in a rain coat?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 08:12 PM (8O3HH)

529 Someone said the KoQ duo was back together again in his new show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)

530 The only dick pic I'll ever send: http://bit.ly/2aduS9l (guess if it's sfw or not, I dare you) Posted by: Blanco Basura That's ritarted, Sir.

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at July 29, 2017 08:12 PM (/qEW2)

531 Rofl....a dick pick from a 23 year old creep....I don't think I am missing out on much. Thanks, though. Haha. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 01:00 AM Expose your junk to random chicks and all of a sudden you're a "creep". Getting pretty sick of society and it's "rules".

Posted by: otho at July 29, 2017 08:12 PM (qGuLD)

532 I don't see the humor in these jokes. Posted by: Dick Durbin (*Sen. Durbin is immediately run over by a steamroller*) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:12 PM (eMKNe)

533 518 Feel kind of like I missed out on the whole dirty pic thing with phones. Worst we ever did is borrow someone's camera on t trip and leave a few surprises. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 01:08 AM (0wem/) J's buddies all used to take butt pics with the throw away phones on the tables. We used to identify everyone by their watches. Drunk dumfucks always forgot about their watches.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 08:13 PM (YhV5r)

534 We can help with this.

Posted by: The Addadictomy Foundation at July 29, 2017 08:13 PM (OdK9v)

535 I can't even understand the dick pic mentality of these idiot young bucks. Isn't sending an unsolicited dick pic the equivalent of a flasher, some dirty old pervert in a rain coat? Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July Well, it is stupid and I have no idea how that is supposed to get you a girl but it is not as threatening as the flasher. Is there anything against sending unsolicited dick picks to adults?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)

536 The Chevys have no tails in Zamboanga.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

537 y5, they are. Kevin James fired the actress playing his wife in "Kevin Can Wait" and hired Leah Remini to replace her. But they're not a couple in the new show as I understand it; he's a retired cop and she plays one still on the beat who needs his help.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:14 PM (eMKNe)

538 They were bitten off by whales in Zamboanga.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

539 J's buddies all used to take butt pics with the throw away phones on the tables. We used to identify everyone by their watches. Drunk dumfucks always forgot about their watches. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July heh, that is funny. have to have a plan for everything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:15 PM (0wem/)

540 Isn't sending an unsolicited dick pic the equivalent of a flasher, some dirty old pervert in a rain coat? Posted by: publius --------- This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Aqualung at July 29, 2017 08:15 PM (OdK9v)

541 But they're not a couple in the new show as I understand it; he's a retired cop and she plays one still on the beat who needs his help. Posted by: qdpsteve at July got it. when she was hot she was hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:16 PM (0wem/)

542 y5, Leah's still hot IMHO. And I have enormous respect for her quitting and exposing LRH's cult.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:16 PM (eMKNe)

543 Ugh cameras. I'm tired & getting slappy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 08:16 PM (YhV5r)

544 Leah's still hot IMHO. And I have enormous respect for her quitting and exposing LRH's cult. Posted by: qdpsteve at July would prefer she exposed her rack by sending me tit pics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:17 PM (0wem/)

545 >> Is there anything against sending unsolicited dick picks to adults? ------------------------ I was doing a quick search. It seems the exact details vary with state law, but I'm seeing stuff like "police starting to take dick pics seriously". If it's sent from someone over 18 to someone under 18, that is treated seriously. You can also take civil action action, suing them for harassment and all that. If I were woman and some idiot sent me a dick pic out of the blue, I'd get mad enough to try to get him, I think. At least scare the shit out of him.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 08:17 PM (8O3HH)

546 I was doing a quick search. It seems the exact details vary with state law, but I'm seeing stuff like "police starting to take dick pics seriously". If it's sent from someone over 18 to someone under 18, that is treated seriously. You can also take civil action action, suing them for harassment and all that. If I were woman and some idiot sent me a dick pic out of the blue, I'd get mad enough to try to get him, I think. At least scare the shit out of him. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July Would think forwarding it to all your common friends or putting it on the web would be sufficient to end the bad behavior and punish the evildoer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

547 Cable can't begin to compete with netflix and prime for value. I was annoyed to see netflix pick up all of the movie that I had bought. But hey that's my cue to stop buying movies and browse more. Can I put TSP in the dishwasher? Tyler Durden has something to say about getting your clothes extra clean and white.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2017 08:19 PM (rnAwa)

548 I walked right past Durbin one time in Chicago. I could have cold cocked him if I had time to think but it happened too fast.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2017 08:23 PM (C06tc)

549 545 If I were woman and some idiot sent me a dick pic out of the blue, I'd get mad enough to try to get him, I think. At least scare the shit out of him. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH) OMG. You just point out their...shortcomings, and their enthusiasm wilts. Or you send the suggested return dick pic. Bet that works well too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 08:23 PM (YhV5r)

550 "police starting to take dick pics, seriously". Entirely different

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2017 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

551 Key and Peele https://youtu.be/GMG_RGsysT4 Topical.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2017 08:25 PM (rnAwa)

552 Would think forwarding it to all your common friends or putting it on the web would be sufficient to end the bad behavior and punish the evildoer. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 01:19 AM (0wem/) Yeah, sure, you go with that.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 29, 2017 08:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

553 Shit man. What was before that. taking the clothes down to the river and beat them on a rock?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)


Once upon a time I was paid to do housing inspections on migrant field worker camps, and found one guy, nice guy really, scrubbing his clothes on a slab of concrete propped up on a rock in the back of his cabin with a hose as a water source.

After passing back and forth some greetings and polite comments I asked what the deal was, and he said the operator of the camp shut down the laundry facilities because the septic system was backing up and he didn't want to go into town to do laundry.
I notified the appropriate state agency and the owner of the camp got told to get it fixed (Migrant and Seasonal Protection Act has specific language about laundry facilities) but I realized later that had been my opportunity to set up my own delivery laundry service.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2017 08:29 PM (mkDpn)

554 Night all. Here is "Cabalgan los Cielos" by IAH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbQcsArQcvA

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2017 08:32 PM (vBeA5)

555 Leah's still hot IMHO. And I have enormous respect for her quitting and exposing LRH's cult. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 01:16 AM (eMKNe) Exposing Scientology is good but my problem with Remini is that she got out of one cult, Scientology, and got into another, Holllywood's Trump Derangement Syndrome. I read some of her comments about Trump. What a dolt! Remini's a follower, and it's easy to see why she got sucked into Scientology in the first place.

Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2017 08:33 PM (84p6I)

556 Night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 29, 2017 08:34 PM (0wem/)

557 RickZ, good points.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:35 PM (eMKNe)

558 Nite y5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2017 08:35 PM (YhV5r)

559 Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

560 A small wedge used in securing type in a chase:

Print-quoin

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2017 08:37 PM (mkDpn)

561 Thanks everyone. Found out I have a herniated disc in my neck. That's what's causing the tingling and numbness in my arm. Looks like surgery sooner rather than later. No more heavy lifting for a while... nothing over 10#. I'm gonna need help going to the bathroom. Posted by: Mike G. at July 30, 2017 12:53 AM (FMWtS) What fun. I had 3 herniated and 2 bulged disks in my neck. Headbanger's disease. I got one of those home cervical traction kits and it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. It pulls up on your head and puts space between the disks and gets the pressure off the nerves. When my neck blew out the second time I was in the emergency room twice in the same night, they shot me up with everything known to mankind, and I was up for 24 hours. It was unreal. I called the chiropractor that fixed me the first time and he suggested the traction thingy. I put myself in that sucker, the pain vanished in 15 seconds and I passed out in it for 3 hours. I woke up with just a slight stiffness and the pain was gone. whoever invented that thing should be sailing around the caribbean getting blown by chicks he don't know.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 08:40 PM (aMlLZ)

562 Berserker, is the traction thing that halo thing that you have to wear around your head?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:43 PM (eMKNe)

563 Guy who likes looking into women's bedroom windows: PeepCoign.

Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2017 08:44 PM (84p6I)

564 RickZ, LOL. Burt Reynolds: Burtcoin Coke and Pepsi: Burpcoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:46 PM (eMKNe)

565 Democrat party: Sheepcoin

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 08:47 PM (IcT7t)

566 Hah -- One woman's response to getting unsolicited dick pics was to send them to -- the dude's mom. Here's you son, aren't you proud? And, I was reading some "help from an attorney forum". Some dude, in NJ I think, posted a message, "Help, I sent a dick pick and the chick called the cops and now they're threatening to charge me!" The advice was basically, relax, they're likely not going to waste the time and money to charge you. Say nothing and if they charge you, get an attorney. They were threatening to charge him with harassment, defined under the state law as "sending lewd or lascivious images with intent to harass". More details in the wording.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 08:47 PM (8O3HH)

567 Berserker, is the traction thing that halo thing that you have to wear around your head? Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 01:43 AM (eMKNe) No, its like a white nylon web like thing. It almost looks like a retarded jock strap. it goes under your chin and the back of your head and hooks to a pulley system that hooks to the top of a door. there is a heavy plastic bag you fill with water and it has measurements to show you how heavy you're making it. Usually you use 8-10 pounds. Fucker works great.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 08:48 PM (aMlLZ)

568 Blanco, me likey! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:50 PM (eMKNe)

569 Sex workers: Cash no coins. And a bit will cost you extra.

Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2017 08:51 PM (84p6I)

570 Genitalia: Loincoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:52 PM (eMKNe)

571 US Beef Industry: Sirloincoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:52 PM (eMKNe)

572 There was case in Georgia a few years ago where they were charging some idiot for sending unsolicited dick pics to some woman. The Georgia Supreme Court overturned it, arguing it was a stretching the law under which he was charged. The legislature was going to try to shore it up to make it it explicit that it included electronic communications, but it failed. That was a few years ago, don't know if they've done anything since.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 29, 2017 08:52 PM (8O3HH)

573 Men everywhere: Groincoin

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 08:53 PM (eMKNe)

574 No, its like a white nylon web like thing. It almost looks like a retarded jock strap. it goes under your chin and the back of your head and hooks to a pulley system that hooks to the top of a door. there is a heavy plastic bag you fill with water and it has measurements to show you how heavy you're making it. Usually you use 8-10 pounds. Fucker works great. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 01:48 AM (aMlLZ) Have you ever tried an inversion table? I'll throw that question out to the rest of the Horde, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 08:56 PM (AWYXL)

575 And, I was reading some "help from an attorney forum". Some dude, in NJ I think, posted a message, "Help, I sent a dick pick and the chick called the cops and now they're threatening to charge me!" Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 01:47 AM (8O3HH) well it wasn't me. lol Strange enough, after years in music I got more skeletons in my closet than a medieval ossuary, but there are zero dick pics out there. None, zip, nada. No cameras allowed when the fun started. Chicks would ask every so often, and I would say, you want a dick pic, suuuure, but its going to be in your mouth, so if you decide to get stupid with the pic your face is gonna be in it. lol Of course a few screwballs called my bluff, but still, there are no dick pics. I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 08:57 PM (aMlLZ)

576 Have you ever tried an inversion table? I'll throw that question out to the rest of the Horde, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 01:56 AM (AWYXL) Probably ok for the back, but I'm not sure that will do anything for the neck. They're not good for people with certain eye conditions. Can't remember what they were, but it was something about pressure on the eyes.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 08:59 PM (aMlLZ)

577 Probably ok for the back, but I'm not sure that will do anything for the neck. They're not good for people with certain eye conditions. Can't remember what they were, but it was something about pressure on the eyes. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 01:59 AM (aMlLZ) Can't imagine there would be a problem.

Posted by: zombie Marty Feldman at July 29, 2017 09:02 PM (AWYXL)

578 I'm sick of all the f*cking blue privilege. Why do smurf pieces of shit get all this privilege just because of the color of their skin? We need some major fucking league social justice here to correct this.

Posted by: Gargamel at July 29, 2017 09:04 PM (/qEW2)

579 Is there much difference between Karen Carpenter killing herself because of dysmorphia, and a tranny doing the same?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 09:05 PM (6Ll1u)

580 Transmurfia is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2017 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

581 Go to YouTube and look up Karen Carpenter and her drumming,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2017 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)

582 Go to YouTube and look up Karen Carpenter and her drumming, --I had no idea. didn't really like the song, but that girl can beat the drums.

Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at July 29, 2017 09:28 PM (m9X4Y)

583 Don't know if anyone's linked to it, but I highly recommend watching Stefan Molyneux' full timeline of the Awan IT scandal. The level of corruption is well-nigh unimaginable, even by Democrat standards. Whatever you've seen on the subject... it's worse than that. https://youtu.be/ZKzzyOsvajc

Posted by: John Bradley at July 29, 2017 09:28 PM (KkhC7)

584 RV sales up due to Millenidiots?  Hah, go for it snowflakes.  I worked in and ran service departments for RV dealerships for six years.  They're *very* maintenance intensive, even more so than boats. They're great if you have the time and financial resources to keep them up.  Otherwise, keep piling on the debt, you dumbasses.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2017 09:32 PM (yzxic)

585 if the Awan mess was a real scandal then surely the news media and the major newspapers would be covering it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 09:41 PM (6FqZa)

586 but that girl can beat the drums. Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at July 30, 2017 02:28 AM (m9X4Y) Poor gal should have been beating her gums...on a sammich or two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 09:46 PM (AWYXL)

587 Don't know if anyone's linked to it, but I highly recommend watching Stefan Molyneux' full timeline of the Awan IT scandal. The level of corruption is well-nigh unimaginable, even by Democrat standards. Whatever you've seen on the subject... it's worse than that. https://youtu.be/ZKzzyOsvajc Posted by: John Bradley at July 30, 2017 02:28 AM I'm wondering if all that money paid to the Clinton foundation was payment for sensitive congressional documents with the DNC being a cutout and the IT guy the courier which would go a long way toward explaining why Debbie Wasserman Schultz kept the guy on the payroll for so long. Everyone was focused on the Clintons selling potential Presidential access when they were already selling documents from congress.

Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at July 29, 2017 09:51 PM (m9X4Y)

588 I'm wondering if all that money paid to the Clinton foundation was payment for sensitive congressional documents with the DNC being a cutout and the IT guy the courier which would go a long way toward explaining why Debbie Wasserman Schultz kept the guy on the payroll for so long. Everyone was focused on the Clintons selling potential Presidential access when they were already selling documents from congress. Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at July 30, 2017 02:51 AM (m9X4Y) Awan should be transported to Gitmo, and treated like any other jihadi. Waterboard him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 09:56 PM (AWYXL)

589 I expect the principle democrats to use the Sgt. Schultz defense; "I didn't see anything. I know nothing. I didn't do anything, and that guy took advantage of me. We were defrauded, we're the victims here."

Posted by: Abaddon Maximus Lee at July 29, 2017 10:04 PM (m9X4Y)

590 Goodnight all. Happy Sunday!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2017 10:10 PM (eMKNe)

591 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t)

592 Awan Debbie Whatsername-Scruntz should be transported to Gitmo, and treated like any other jihadi. Waterboard him it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 02:56 AM (AWYXL)



FIFY

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2017 10:25 PM (yzxic)

593 Nexv/ yay, troll bravely dropping in at 2:38 AM CST.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

594 FIFY Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2017 03:25 AM (yzxic) Embrace the power of "and"!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:27 PM (AWYXL)

595 insomnia sucks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2017 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

596 yay, troll bravely dropping in at 2:38 AM CST. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 03:26 AM (6FqZa) Heh, thought it was mockage of Lil' Kim. Pretty lame trollage, if trollage it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:29 PM (AWYXL)

597 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 03:26 AM (6FqZa)


And it can't even correctly spell "kim jong".  It must be ronery.


https://youtu.be/UEaKX9YYHiQ

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2017 10:30 PM (yzxic)

598 Embrace the power of "and"!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 03:27 AM (AWYXL)



Point conceded.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2017 10:31 PM (yzxic)

599 insomnia sucks. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 03:28 AM (6FqZa) Well, I'm working the night tour on this well, 1800 to 0600. I can stay awake, but it's not really busy enough to keep me hopping. So, from time to time, I take a chair-nap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:31 PM (AWYXL)

600 Damn, I killed the thread..

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 10:59 PM (AWYXL)

601 insomnia sucks. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 03:28 AM (6FqZa) I rather enjoy it. Instead of spending a 3rd of your life sleeping, I cut it down to 1/4, or maybe 1/5. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2017 11:13 PM (aMlLZ)

602 Aloha snackbar strikes again in Deutschland.  Disco attacked, one killed, two injured, shooter from Iraq died at hospital after polizei get a few shots at him.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2017 11:29 PM (yzxic)

603 Aloha snackbar strikes again in Deutschland. Disco attacked, one killed, two injured, shooter from Iraq died at hospital after polizei get a few shots at him. Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2017 04:29 AM (yzxic) If muzzie lived long enough to die at hospital, they're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 11:43 PM (AWYXL)

604 Aloha snackbar strikes again in Deutschland. Disco attacked, one killed, two injured, shooter from Iraq died at hospital after polizei get a few shots at him. Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2017 04:29 AM (yzxic) Now the police will never find out the motive! With their recent comments after the earlier terror attack, The Deutsche Polizei are less competent than Inspector Clouseau. Also, it appears as if the police are starting to take some range time. Shootin' 'em dead is a good way to end this jihadi nonsense exploding all over Europe. Trials (and resulting soft sentences) are a waste of time, money and effort on everybody's part.

Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2017 11:46 PM (84p6I)

605 Welp. Time to go to work again. BBIAB

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2017 11:47 PM (AWYXL)

606 If burning an American flag is free speech how is sending dickpics not?

Posted by: MAxIE at July 29, 2017 11:56 PM (9TR2V)

607 579 Karen Carpenter didn't demand my money or my assent

Posted by: MAxIE at July 29, 2017 11:58 PM (9TR2V)

608 The Polizei are just following orders from their political masters. They know exactly what the motive is. Somewhere in Berlin, maybe even on Prinz Albrect Strasse there is a building that houses all the pertinent info on every person inside the german borders. For future reference if needed. Even though now the manhood of germany appears to be emasculated, these people are still capable of great evil.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:00 AM (sf2BM)

609 Is it too early or too late for coffee?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 12:02 AM (wOZdC)

610 If burning an American flag is free speech how is sending dickpics not? Posted by: MAxIE at July 30, 2017 04:56 AM (9TR2V) If I were a judge these days, I don't see how I could rule otherwise. DicPics for all.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:03 AM (sf2BM)

611 Never too early and for the true Coffee drinker, too late.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:04 AM (sf2BM)

612 "Burning the Flag is Constitutional, Displaying It Is Not." Your friendly legal sophists in government and academia.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 12:05 AM (wOZdC)

613 OK. I have 8'oclock coffee, and it's not 8'oclock. At least not here. Yet.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 12:07 AM (wOZdC)

614 3:22 A.M. here in Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 12:10 AM (AWYXL)

615 Have a doughnut or two while your at it. How I would love to dig into a box right now and just pig out. Damn Diabetes anyway. Or a piece of sweet sweet Pecan Pie.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:11 AM (sf2BM)

616 Damn Diabetes anyway. Or a piece of sweet sweet Pecan Pie. Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 05:11 AM (sf2BM) Sipping on a generic cola. Would rather have a beer. But, work. No can do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 12:13 AM (AWYXL)

617 "i made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 30, 2017 12:13 AM (WTSFk)

618 609 Is it too early or too late for coffee? Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 05:02 AM (wOZdC) Drink up! I'll make more. Pooooot.

Posted by: Civet Kitteh at July 30, 2017 12:16 AM (yKB8T)

619 What did people do before coffee?? I don't wanna think about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 12:18 AM (wOZdC)

620 Cop accidentally records himself planting evidence. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycckg8de In B'more.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:21 AM (sf2BM)

621 Sipping on a generic cola. Would rather have a beer. But, work. No can do. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 05:13 AM (AWYXL) Have your beer after work. That doughnut is still out of the picture for me.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:24 AM (sf2BM)

622 Have your beer after work. That doughnut is still out of the picture for me. Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 05:24 AM (sf2BM) Condolences re the diabetes. But I am living on the wellsite, so no beer for me, even after tour is over. But most likely I will be done this one on Monday, so no biggie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 12:27 AM (AWYXL)

623 Condolences re the diabetes. But I am living on the wellsite, so no beer for me, even after tour is over. But most likely I will be done this one on Monday, so no biggie. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 05:27 AM (AWYXL) You learn to live with it. Lost my taste for booze about 20 years ago. So that just leaves doughnuts and candy bars that are my bane. Pie, cake, ice creme, cookies,........etc.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:36 AM (sf2BM)

624 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 12:37 AM (pPKG5)

625 Aha, so it's morning already. Seems like I only went lights out a few hours ago. As I trudge off to work, this on my mind. Hunting season opens a few months away, and Mrs. E does not have a new deer stand let.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2017 12:39 AM (zLDYs)

626 3:06 in socali atm

Posted by: MAxIE at July 30, 2017 12:54 AM (9TR2V)

627 Hopefully Krak is okay. You never know.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 12:56 AM (sf2BM)

628 Coffee has been around since the 1700's at least

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 12:57 AM (pPKG5)

629 They musta been grumpy before the 1700s, I mean more grumpy than usual

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 01:01 AM (wOZdC)

630 Actually it was discovered in early 1400's, started to be circulated in Turkey, Persia and middle East. Leonhard Rauwolf a German physician traveling in that area wrote on its effects. By the 1600's they were drinking it in England.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 01:06 AM (pPKG5)

631 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee Just in case you are bored.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 01:08 AM (sf2BM)

632 Coffee is possibly one of the few boons to mankind for which Arabs can legitimately claim credit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 01:14 AM (AWYXL)

633 Krak being early yesterday was the sign today wasn't going as planned

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 01:14 AM (pPKG5)

634 What did people do before coffee?? I don't wanna think about it. Posted by: Common Tater Tea.

Posted by: Really Old Fart [i] at July 30, 2017 01:17 AM (nIGPZ)

635 1 hr till Hungarian Grand Prix pre race starts on NBCSN

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 01:18 AM (pPKG5)

636 Pee on your lawn? Sure, don't mind if I do.
 
I've peed on my lawn for decades, or gallons, whichever comes largest, and I've never been able to see any damage.
 
Let's take a golf course as an example. Four guys drinking beer, a fresh group every 12 minutes, day after day after day, with at most one bathroom on the course besides the clubhouse. Where's all the pee damage?
 
*whips it out, pees on thread*

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2017 01:19 AM (6jaju)

637 Where's all the pee damage? *whips it out, pees on thread* Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 06:19 AM (6jaju) I see...four water hazards.

Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Picard at July 30, 2017 01:23 AM (AWYXL)

638 Officials warn consumers of counterfeit tickets ahead of solar eclipse. Those "heavily discounted" tickets dated August 22, 2017 from cheaptickets2go.com? #notagooddeal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 01:35 AM (4aVpH)

639 Aw, man -- it's still night? I should still be asleep.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 30, 2017 01:37 AM (zkGZ8)

640 Coffee is possibly one of the few boons to mankind for which Arabs can legitimately claim credit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ________ I might be wrong here, but I think coffee originally came from (non-Arab) Ethiopia.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 30, 2017 01:39 AM (zkGZ8)

641 (Yep. I was wrong. Not totally wrong, but wrong enough.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 30, 2017 01:41 AM (zkGZ8)

642 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2017 01:43 AM (J+eG2)

643 D-WS story is going to get bigger but not until indictments get filed, seems she had every intention of continuing to pay Awan after he left the country and following the 300G he set to Pakistan and was only fired after being arrested for bank fraud. If that didn't happen he would have been gone but still on the payroll.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 01:48 AM (pPKG5)

644 sun a-rise each and every morning sun a-rise each and every day.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 30, 2017 01:54 AM (WTSFk)

645 "D-WS story is going to get bigger" We're on it..... With a pillow, till it stops moving

Posted by: The most trusted name in news at July 30, 2017 01:54 AM (J+eG2)

646 So now the blog posts your comments before you hit "Post"? Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2017 01:55 AM (J+eG2)

647 "D-WS story is going to get bigger"
 
It it gets bigger than her ass, it'll be yuge.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2017 02:00 AM (6jaju)

648 Ole Debbie has a bad case of 'secretary spread', not to mention a disposition worse than a rabid chihuahua.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2017 02:05 AM (6jaju)

649 Before I read my devotionals for the day, I was thinking about Charlie Gard, RIP, and what we're headed toward. And, lo and behold "... and God has chosen the weak things of the world to shame the things which are strong." 1 Corinthians 1:27. Yeah, I'd says Britain's NHS is strong and shameful.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 30, 2017 02:08 AM (joFoi)

650 Useless Trivia: If dog piss is a problem on your lawn, sprinkle a handful of sugar on the spot. It then won't kill the grass.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 02:09 AM (wOZdC)

651 I was amused, sort of, to see some commenters suggest that Sen. McCain should "be allowed to die with dignity", in the same manner as the Gard baby. The Republican leadership is deftly able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at every turn.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 02:12 AM (wOZdC)

652 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2017 02:17 AM (KCxzN)

653 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at July 30, 2017 02:19 AM (QPssk)

654 The story of that Martinez rapist who was deported 20 TIMES and was released by Portland is going national. Bet Trump uses it. He should.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at July 30, 2017 02:21 AM (Tb8E8)

655 Is this really a thing? I knew the Japs were into weird stuff, but this is right up there with tentacle pron -- and visible to kids. Link goes to Woodsterman dot blogspot dot com. http://bit.ly/2tOlrb3

Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 30, 2017 02:24 AM (joFoi)

656 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 02:25 AM (GJegH)

657 "The story of that Martinez rapist who was deported 20 TIMES and was released by Portland is going national." How quaint to see someone who still has faith in our media. We don't see that very often anymore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2017 02:26 AM (J+eG2)

658 I posted a long message yesterday about the British NHS, which I will not repeat except the following: the town/area where my guy lives, there is 1 doctor and 1 Part time floater assigned to 9,000 people. (Over there, you are assigned a doctor/clinic, and you are required to use said clinic in order the have the healthcare paid for) Can you even imagine? It's insane.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 02:27 AM (smD62)

659 "(Over there, you are assigned a doctor/clinic, and you are required to use said clinic in order the have the healthcare paid for) Can you even imagine? It's insane." Ever watch Doc Martin? Imbedded in the humor and quaintness of the show is a revealing look at nationalized healthcare.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2017 02:29 AM (J+eG2)

660 Hungarian Grand Prix pre race starting, wife was asking so looked it up. Hungry is very popular European vacation destination and is slightly smaller than the state of Indiana. And as always watch on NBCSN but flip to UniMas during commercials. If you don't you missed the wheel to whell racing between Vettel and Verstappen which caused Vettel to run off and ultimately causing his tire to fail which brought us to the 1 pt difference between him and Hamilton.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 02:29 AM (pPKG5)

661 Morning. Couldn't resist spontaneously picking a bunch of black raspberries while hiking yesterday, even though I was wearing short sleeves. My arms are a bloody mess today. Damn brambles. You never notice how bad they're ripping you up till afterward. The berries are just beautiful though. Picked about a quart and a half or so. OK, I need moar covfefe stat.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 02:31 AM (ul9CR)

662 Getting close again

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 02:35 AM (pPKG5)

663 closer...closer...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 02:35 AM (ul9CR)

664 Closer

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 02:36 AM (pPKG5)

665 Dum Dum dumdum dumdumdum Horn section riff. Jaws

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at July 30, 2017 02:37 AM (QPssk)

666 Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 02:37 AM (ul9CR)

667 Let's see . . .

Posted by: RickZ at July 30, 2017 02:37 AM (84p6I)

668 Morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2017 02:38 AM (SjImc)

669 I have a sudden urge to spin some Iron Maiden.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 02:38 AM (ul9CR)

670 It is frightening the amount of Satanism in hard rock

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 02:40 AM (pPKG5)

671 Sunrise is painting the fluffy white clouds in the eastern sky a nice salmon color. And I am about done for the night. Have a good one , Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2017 02:41 AM (AWYXL)

672 Good Sunday Morning Horde.

"The Lord your God, who is going before you, will fight for you, as He did for you in Egypt, before your very eyes,  and in the wilderness. There you saw how the Lord your God carried you, as a father carries his son, all the way you went - until you reached this place."

Deuteronomy 1:30-31 (NIV)

Posted this morning on Facebook from Zola Levitt Ministries

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 30, 2017 02:42 AM (lwiT4)

673 what's the difference between black raspberries and blackberries?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 02:44 AM (V2Yro)

674 58 deg. outside.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 02:45 AM (OdK9v)

675 what's the difference between black raspberries and blackberries? Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 07:44 AM (V2Yro) Umm " ras".

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 30, 2017 02:48 AM (2N/Ow)

676 The problem is it's so pervasive, one can't point it out without looking like you are the wackjob. Even if one doesn't believe in that stuff, THEY do, and the effect is pretty much the same, so what's the difference? The messages that are put out to young people are especially bad, with descriptions of life being pointless, and suicide is an option... WTF? Way back in the day, my brother had a 45 RPM record of Zep's "Hey Hey What Can I Do" & "Immigrant Song" iirc. In the runout groove, where the matrix numbers are at, was the inscription "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law", this is in reference to Aleister Crowley, a notorious Satanist. Like I mentioned, I'm not "into" that stuff, but a lot of people are. Nothing good can come of that, in my opinion.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 02:49 AM (wOZdC)

677 Thats ok because in December they will declare it ' The Hottest Year Ever'

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 02:49 AM (pPKG5)

678 657 Fortunately stories can go national without the Democrat News Media. The 20 time deported rapist has already made Drudge.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at July 30, 2017 02:51 AM (vFmT2)

679 'what's the difference between black raspberries and blackberries?' Black Raspberries ride in the back of the tour bus.

Posted by: Eric Carmen at July 30, 2017 02:52 AM (BO/km)

680 Penis selfies are the worst. I have been sent two I didn't ask for. One made me feel sorry for the guy and the other made me gag.....I should have sent them a pic of my husband's. Guys don't realize how insulting it is to get a penis pic. It made me question the kind of person I am that would deserve such treatment more so than it made me question their character.

Posted by: Ummmm at July 30, 2017 02:52 AM (sPwat)

681 673 what's the difference between black raspberries and blackberries? I'm no expert. All I know is: Black raspberries taste like red raspberries, they're just reddish-black instead of red, while blackberries are jet-black and taste like blackberries. Raspberries (red or black) are sweeter to my palate. Black raspberries have a greater range than blackberries, extending across the upper Great Plains, and black raspberry brambles arch over and re-root at the tips (blackberries don't), like spiny hoops that make the bramble thickets some tough pickin' in the wild.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 02:56 AM (ul9CR)

682 Posted by: Ummmm at July 30, 2017 07:52 AM (sPwat) ?!?

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2017 02:58 AM (x9c8r)

683 Don't exactly know the content of the picture but a electrician accidentally set one to a job supervisor and had the impression it wasn't normal

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 03:00 AM (pPKG5)

684 I had no idea how bad this unsolicited dick pic thing is getting. There've been some very creative responses. On woman sent them to the dude's mother. Another sent her own barrage of dick pics back at him, and other got all legal and threatened to get the cops on him, plus her lawyer brother and all that. The responses of the dudes was utterly pathetic. "You a girl, you supposed to like this. WTF?"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 03:01 AM (8O3HH)

685 >>>This really should be a big story in the mainstream media. Maybe in Russia?

Posted by: m at July 30, 2017 03:02 AM (LRfkc)

686 I'm missing so much, not having a "smart" phone.

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2017 03:03 AM (x9c8r)

687 Posted by: Ummmm at July 30, 2017 07:52 AM (sPwat) Wait a minute now. You know two different guys that are big enough freaks to actually send you pictures of themselves? Wth is this? Sounds like hubby needs to give at least two douche bags a beat down.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 30, 2017 03:04 AM (2N/Ow)

688 I also came home with a baggie of peppermint leaves, one of garlic mustard leaves (I was surprised to still see some this late in the summer) and a container of red mulberries. Good thing I always keep some bags and small plastic containers in my backpack. And I scouted out some chokecherry thickets to hit up in about a month when they ripen. You have to dry them or make jelly or jam to make them palatable. You don't wanna eat chokecherries off the trees. They don't call 'em chokecherries for nothin'.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 03:05 AM (ul9CR)

689 Hungry is very popular European vacation destination and is slightly smaller than the state of Indiana Posted by: Skip ---------- Yeah, now that the commies are gone. F1 cars and gala. In 1956, tanks in the streets and refugees fleeing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 03:06 AM (OdK9v)

690 I'm missing so much, not having a "smart" phone. Posted by: BignJames --------- Same here. People say, "I'll send you a text", I say, "No, you won't".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 03:08 AM (OdK9v)

691 I got rid of my "smart" phone. Hated it. I'm back to using my dumb phone. I work from home so my work phone is supplied and paid for by my employer. We recently got new ones and they had talked about getting us smart phones, but thankfully(!) they changed their minds and got us new regular ol' dumb phones.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 30, 2017 03:11 AM (ul9CR)

692 Krak must have had a fun Saturday night!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2017 03:12 AM (EZebt)

693 I like to be able to text because I hate talking on the phone. Before I retired I had a job where I was on the phone 24/7 so I prefer a brief text.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 30, 2017 03:14 AM (SoJdk)

694 'Mornin'

Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2017 03:15 AM (Sfs6o)

695 And no, it is not what you are thinking, being on the phone 24/7, I was in the mortgage business

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 30, 2017 03:16 AM (SoJdk)

696 My favorite book by Chesterton is "The Man Who Was Thirsy".

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 30, 2017 03:17 AM (/qEW2)

697 Oh FFS. I'm going back to Cuba.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 30, 2017 03:18 AM (/qEW2)

698 693 I like to be able to text because I hate talking on the phone. Before I retired I had a job where I was on the phone 24/7 so I prefer a brief text. Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 30, 2017 08:14 AM (SoJdk) --------- Agreed. I was a confirmed text-hater because it was 'new' and everyone was doing it, but after a while, maybe 10 or 12 years, I reluctantly admitted it is a little more efficient than email for quick messages. And I don't have to talk to people.

Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2017 03:20 AM (Sfs6o)

699 To clarify, I have to work with celebrities in a PR role. These guys are clients of mine and dang sure blessed that I'm not the "leaker" type. They know that I am married. They know the answer has been and always will be NO. They know that I could ruin them. I guess they don't know what to do with me. If it were up to me, They wouldn't be clients. Celebrities do not think like the rest of us.

Posted by: Ummmm at July 30, 2017 03:21 AM (sPwat)

700 I'm going back to Cuba. Posted by: Marco Rubio -------- I'm leaving on the midnight train to Georgia.

Posted by: Gladys Knight at July 30, 2017 03:22 AM (OdK9v)

701 I'm leaving on the midnight train to Georgia. Posted by: Gladys Knight at July 30, 2017 08:22 AM (OdK9v) ------- What about the Pimps?

Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2017 03:24 AM (Sfs6o)

702 I'm leaving on the midnight train to Georgia. Posted by: Gladys Knight

Woo Woo!!

Posted by: Joey the paste eater filling in for the Pips at July 30, 2017 03:24 AM (ns9tZ)

703 Penis selfies are the worst. I have been sent two I didn't ask for. One made me feel sorry for the guy and the other made me gag.....I should have sent them a pic of my husband's. Posted by: Ummmm I can send you one of my husband. What's your number?

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 30, 2017 03:25 AM (/qEW2)

704 "Ever watch Doc Martin? Imbedded in the humor and quaintness of the show is a revealing look at nationalized healthcare." And Doc Martin is a good doctor. Can you imagine what it's like if you have a poorly educated third worlder as your physician?

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2017 03:26 AM (jm1YL)

705 >>>Guys don't realize how insulting it is to get a penis pic. I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 30, 2017 03:27 AM (/qEW2)

706 I can send you one of my husband. What's your number? Posted by: Shep Smith --------- Sheppie, you are consummate butt of dick jokes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 03:27 AM (OdK9v)

707 Reckon we're gonna skip the EMT and go straight to books?

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 30, 2017 03:27 AM (2N/Ow)

708 Has Kaitlyn Jenner sent anyone the real thing if he's not using it?

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 03:27 AM (pPKG5)

709 Yesterday I asked for prayer for my son. He is not eating much, is not sleeping, wanders around aimlessly, says completely irrational things, stares off into space or makes contorted facial gestures and yesterday he physically grabbed and by the arms and started pulling me after trying to rip the mouse from the computer. No, he is not taking drugs. He has no access to them. Since he went through a period of depression, I think this may be the manic stage of bipolar or- God forbid -schizophrenia- although h's not seeing or hearing strange things We didn't do anything yet because we have no health insurance and no Obamacare. I'm really worried. Spouse is going to stay with him while I go to the church service. Then we have to figure out what to do.

Posted by: fenelonSpoke at July 30, 2017 03:28 AM (iVOAv)

710 A lot of times I will accidentally tale a picture of my feet while I am trying to figure out how my phone works. I probably have a dozen accidental pictures like that. Maybe that's what happened with the penis pics, Maybe they were accidents.

Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2017 03:29 AM (Sfs6o)

711 Fenelon,prayers. I think you should take him to the doctor or the hospital.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 30, 2017 03:30 AM (hMwEB)

712 Vettel in the lead may be having stearing problems

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 03:31 AM (pPKG5)

713 "Has Kaitlyn Jenner sent anyone the real thing if he's not using it?" Chaz is using it as a spare.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 03:32 AM (sf2BM)

714 Prayers Fenelon

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 03:32 AM (GJegH)

715 And Doc Martin is a good doctor. Can you imagine what it's like if you have a poorly educated third worlder as your physician? Posted by: Tuna -------- Qué?

Posted by: Doc Manuel at July 30, 2017 03:32 AM (OdK9v)

716 Posted by: fenelonSpoke at July 30, 2017 08:28 AM (iVOAv) Sorry about the trouble FS. Contrary to what you might think, you need to go by the store today and buy a drug test. Testing for weed is useless, you need to test for just about everything else. If he's clean, talk to your local health dept. Just about every community has free/reduced cost mental health screening.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 30, 2017 03:33 AM (2N/Ow)

717 Maybe they were accidents. Posted by: Weasel --------- Yeah, right. They really intended to send a nice picture of the sunset.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 03:34 AM (OdK9v)

718 I know, but I was hoping to find a YouTube video explaining how to modify the existing one instead of having to buy something additional.

It irks me to no end....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2017 10:36 PM (wYseH)

The spouts on were too short for me and I needed something longer too.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 29, 2017 10:39 PM (dKiJG)


Here ya go. From YouTube.

http://tinyurl.com/yclrtvdq

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 30, 2017 03:34 AM (TPimP)

719 Prayers Ascending FenelonSpoke for you, FenelonSpouse and FenelonSon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at July 30, 2017 03:35 AM (QPssk)

720 Fen I'm agreeing with wf, prayers

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 03:36 AM (pPKG5)

721 Posted by: fenelonSpoke at July 30, 2017 08:28 AM (iVOAv) -------- I would suggest you find a GP who will accept cash and see them sooner rather than later. Even a walk-in clinic could probably give you a referral to the appropriate resources. If you do not have insurance there are almost certainly city/county services available where you live - I would, however, caution you to proceed carefully where mental issues are involved. In this case, carefully does not necessarily mean slowly.

Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2017 03:36 AM (Sfs6o)

722 FS you have to get someone who knows about these things take a look at him.

Posted by: freaked at July 30, 2017 03:39 AM (BO/km)

723 . Oh, I have a few GI fuel cans and a couple of donkey dick spouts. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf ------------ You should send out pics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 03:39 AM (kUfFq)

724 fenelonSpoke I am sorry you are going through this. It is very important you get him in to the doctor for an evaluation. He needs to be examined to determine the cause of the psychosis. There should be a free/low-cost clinic in your area - or your local city/county services likely have services for mental health, you can check the NAMI site too. Episodes of psychosis are hard on the brain - traumatic. The sooner the cause can be identified is the sooner treatment can start & early treatment usually means a better prognosis. Prayers to you & your family

Posted by: Batterup at July 30, 2017 03:39 AM (mtGE/)

725 looking at a 75th anniversary boy scout winchester 9422, never fired, box and all included...what would be a fair price to purchase? I see some sales online but were a few years ago...any input appreciated...

Posted by: KWDreaming at July 30, 2017 03:39 AM (lLOfk)

726 Fenelon, good luck.

If a hospital or clinic is not an option...are there any universities near you with medical programs?

You could see if he could be seen by med students. There are licensed and professional doctors and professors overseeing these programs and appointments, so even though it isn't ideal, he would still be getting help at a fraction of the cost or free.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 30, 2017 03:40 AM (smD62)

727 Not sleeping can make anyone crazy. Not sleeping could indicate amphetamine abuse. Definite mental health or drug issue. Might want to shake down the kids room.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at July 30, 2017 03:41 AM (EgwCt)

728 If you spread your cheeks really far apart, you can often get by with NO pieces!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 30, 2017 03:41 AM (/qEW2)

729 I agree about the drug testing - make sure you get one that tests for K2 & fentanyl.

Posted by: Batterup at July 30, 2017 03:43 AM (mtGE/)

730 Fenelon, Have you checked in your area for free mental health counseling/clinics? I know I hear PSAs on the radio for such services in my area almost daily. I agree with votermom. He should be seen by a doctor asap.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2017 03:44 AM (jm1YL)

731 FS take him to a doctor. Most accept cash payments that equal what an insurer pays not what they charge. If you have to go to the hospital make sure you ask for the cash reimbursement price of Medicaid. Many states have laws that require hospitals to accept Medicaid rates for cash payers. Find out who is exceptional in this field. You might be surprised at how someone will be wiling to help. Prayers.

Posted by: Tallulah Jane at July 30, 2017 03:45 AM (WLNyn)

732 Definite mental health or drug issue. Might want to shake down the kids room. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 30, 2017 08:41 AM (EgwCt) I was thinking the same thing. Check all the HVAC registers in the house while you're at it - starting with his room first. Then the toilet tanks. Basement if you have one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 30, 2017 03:45 AM (fiGNd)

733 Fen, the first thing they would do at the ER is a full blood panel including drug screen. I suggest callng your county mental health department too. There are free services available where you live, probably on emergency basis too. Prayers for peace in your house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2017 03:46 AM (EZebt)

734 We have $100.00 dollars in our account until Monday night and no access for any other money until then. No, he's not doing drugs. He doesn't see anybody else but his dad and me. Nothing is missing from cabinets. Thanks for the prayers and concern.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2017 03:46 AM (iVOAv)

735 Prayers up for you and your son Fenelon.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at July 30, 2017 03:46 AM (SoJdk)

736 And Doc Martin is a good doctor. Can you imagine what it's like if you have a poorly educated third worlder as your physician? Posted by: Tuna -------- Qué? Posted by: Doc Manuel I'm terribly sorry about that botched surgery. You'll have to excuse him ... he's from Barcelona.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty, NHS director at July 30, 2017 03:47 AM (/qEW2)

737 FenelonSpoke Scotty, FenelonSpoke's prayer wheel needs more power. [i[Captn, I'm givin her all we gots.[/i] Scotty, we NEED MORE POWER. Captn, I canna break the laws of physic! Scotty, God will provide. Captn, I gots more power for FenelonSpoke!

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at July 30, 2017 03:47 AM (QPssk)

738 Fenelon, prayers are up for your famliy. But please take some active steps to resolve this quickly!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 30, 2017 03:48 AM (gwPgz)

739 Fen,

Perhaps someone at your church has a medical background or knows of someone who might help.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 30, 2017 03:49 AM (xuv8D)

740 Fen, You've got to get him to someone who knows what they're doing. When I went through that mess with my mother that that was the key. Finding some mental health experts who could evaluate her. Once they did, the head lady there immediately called a psychiatrist and, using the proper clinical language, got the ball rolling. My mother was admitted quickly. Before that, regular MDs and those without training were pretty much useless. Mental conditions are out of their depth, and they don't want to do much. Unless the patient is some sort of active threat.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 03:51 AM (8O3HH)

741 FS, if he's still under 18 perhaps a local children's hospital could help?

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 30, 2017 03:54 AM (2N/Ow)

742 books

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 30, 2017 03:57 AM (2N/Ow)

743 Fenelon, Do you have a state university medical school/hospital near you. It's my understanding their ERs cannot decline to see someone for lack of insurance or ability to pay. As stated above by another poster, he should have lab work done as soon as possible.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2017 03:58 AM (jm1YL)

744 640 Coffee is possibly one of the few boons to mankind for which Arabs can legitimately claim credit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ________ I might be wrong here, but I think coffee originally came from (non-Arab) Ethiopia. Posted by: FireHorse at July 30, 2017 06:39 AM (zkGZ Yes, but then the Arabs popularized and spread it. Same with chess. It was invented in India, spread to Persia, then after the Muslims conquered the Persian Empire, it became popular throughout the Arab/Muslim world.

Posted by: rickl at July 30, 2017 04:00 AM (sdi6R)

745 "640 Coffee is possibly one of the few boons to mankind for which Arabs can legitimately claim credit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ________ I might be wrong here, but I think coffee originally came from (non-Arab) Ethiopia. " What ever happy accident led to the discovery that the marvelous bean could be roasted and used to make the sweet elixir known as coffee shall be forever appreciated by this sleepy eyed non morning person.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2017 04:06 AM (jm1YL)

746 Kids will try to get high on anything. Aerosol sprays, cleaning liquids, gasoline, paint, Nutmeg out of the spice cabinet, the list is endless.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 04:41 AM (wOZdC)

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