February 28, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (2-28-2012)
— Maetenloch

The Changing Face of Plastic Surgery

Well nose jobs and eyelid surgeries are down over the last ten years but the good news is that tummy tucks and boob jobs are way up.

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So we have that going for us.

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NATO Agrees to Prosecutions for Koran Burnings

2. After the shameful incident by the US soldiers stationed in Bagram, senior NATO and American officials expressed their deep apologies to the Muslim nation of Afghanistan and assured that such incidents will not happen again.

3. NATO officials promised to meet Afghan nation's demand of bringing to justice, through an open trial, those responsible for the incident and it was agreed that the perpetrators of the crime be brought to justice as soon as possible.

If a trial of the American soldiers who authorized the accidental burning of the korans actually happens, well that's where I get off the Afghanistan campaign bus and become an opponent of the war. I didn't support the invasion just to see our military being subject to sharia law by a country of benighted savages. And if that's where we've finally ended up at, then it's exit time and I don't want to see another drop or dime of precious American material wasted on a hellhole.

If we want to keep it from becoming another jihadi sanctuary we can keep blowing up people using drones and bombers and I'm thinking a sustained bombing campaign could make the Khyber Pass well, un-passable.

Inspirational Ninja Warrior Audition Video

Ninja Warrior is an athletic competition/TV show from Japan that features an insanely hard obstacle course and some of the planet's toughest, and some not so tough, wannabe ninjas. The show has garnered a huge American audience thanks to G4 airing subtitled re-runs from years past, and the show has become so popular here that an American version of Ninja Warrior was started in 2009

I used to watch the show on G4 and always wondered how people got on it. Now I know.

Does the Bitch Gene Predict Divorce?

Hey don't blame me - I'm just the messenger here.

If a relationship is filled with rows or a marriage comes to an end, men may wonder what went wrong.

But scientists say the answer could lie in a woman's genes.

For the first time, they have identified a female 'divorce gene' that can predict a rocky marriage and identify women who may struggle to commit to their partner.

Women who inherit the variation of a common gene are less likely to get married in the first place as they find it harder to bond with other people.

But if they do marry, they are 50 per cent more likely to report a troubled relationship filled with marital strife. Perhaps unsurprisingly, partners of women with the gene are also more likely to report being unhappy.

Scientists believe the gene affects how women process the 'cuddle  hormone' oxytocin, which is known  to promote feelings of love and  maternal affection.

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How to Fix The Phantom Menace

Basically it's a 12 minute version of Red Letter media that shows how TPM's story should have gone. And why it should have been Obi Wan's story - not Anakin's. Well worth watching.

Do Not Snark About Burkas in Britain

Well unless you enjoy being interrogated.

Ex-fireman Mr Jones, a former member of the Household Cavalry, said he experienced an 'Orwellian nightmare' after commenting on the ease with which a Muslim passenger ahead of him - who had her face almost completely covered by a hijab - had passed through security without showing her face.

As he placed his scarf and other belongings into a tray to pass through the X-ray scanner, Mr Jones, 67, said to an official: 'If I was wearing this scarf over my face, I wonder what would happen.'

To his astonishment, he was stopped by security staff on the other side of the checkpoint at Gatwick and accused of racism after a Muslim security guard who heard the remark said it had caused her offence.

The woman took his passport and boarding pass but although he maintained he had done nothing wrong, he said it was 'impossible to get her to listen to reason'.

.He demanded that the officer should arrest him if there was a case against him, but was told 'that we now live in a different time and some things are not to be said'.

So can you spot the passenger who will be singled out for further security checks?

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Earliest Film of Football

This is from a Princeton and Yale game in 1903 and is the oldest known film of football. Of course this was back before the forward pass or field goal were allowed so it was more akin to full-field team wrestling with a ball. The action starts at about the two minute mark

Soon: The Meme

In case you weren't already familiar with it.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

Braaak.

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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 05:35 PM (7W3wI)

2 Whoa . . . second?

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 05:37 PM (lbXwl)

3 I'm thinking a sustained bombing campaign could make the Khyber Pass well, un-passable. I'm down with that, start at noon tomorrow?

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 05:39 PM (VDbQY)

4 Third!

Posted by: Bob The Cimmerian at February 28, 2012 05:39 PM (40Ex+)

5 Fuck!

Posted by: Bob The Cimmerian at February 28, 2012 05:39 PM (40Ex+)

6 Dammit, I know the ONT has been struggling lately but this is ridiculous.  We need to go out to the crossroads, steevy, and dial 'em in.  See you back at the ranch in 5.

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 05:39 PM (lbXwl)

7 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2012 05:40 PM (vRSeu)

8

used to watch the show on G4 and always wondered how people got on it. Now I know.

 

 

Ninja Warrior is awesome.  If you don't watch the original or American Ninja Warrior you're missing out.  The newest one of the original starts airing next week and I think the commercials indicate that someone did again achieve Total Victory. 

As for the American version.  It sounds like the next installment will be all in America which I think sucks.  I want to see them compete at the same place the Japanese do.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 05:41 PM (GULKT)

9 *3. NATO officials promised to meet Afghan nation's demand of bringing to justice, through an open trial, those responsible for the incident and it was agreed that the perpetrators of the crime be brought to justice as soon as possible.* "Crime"? As Allen West so eloquently explains, there was no fucking "crime" committed. http://tinyurl.com/7ajuvu3 Even so, there is no physical copy of a book that is worth rioting and killing people over.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 05:41 PM (UR5vq)

10 so if magic nuts allows our soldiers to be tried by the barbarians in A-Stan, impeach because out military is not going to be worth 2 mouse shits arter that

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 05:43 PM (VDbQY)

11 Breast reductions are WAY, WAY down with plastic surgery. Finally, people are seeing the light and wisdom in not hacking off the best feature God could give them.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 05:43 PM (03pec)

12 What if I have no idea who the broad with the drinks is but I also only get half or less of the historical faces?   I'm not good with faces darn it!

Posted by: Palerider at February 28, 2012 05:43 PM (dkExz)

13 Hey, special K!  How you doin?  And you are so right . . . who gives a shit about the fuckin' Koran.  Oh, wait, I know, people who will seize on any excuse to kill us.  

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 05:43 PM (lbXwl)

14 Mellow greetings citizens! I convey my presence to you. 'Had some posole, Navajo tacos, and an orange-habanero creme brulee tonight at a new restaurant that opened in Provo. Very nice. Other than that, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

15 Is that Edison in the lower left corner? The black chick was victimized by female genital mutilation as a child, and now speaks out against Muslim radicalism, facing death threats for it. I know her, but am ashamed to admit I don't remember her name.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 05:44 PM (niZvt)

16 3. NATO officials promised to meet Afghan nation's demand of bringing to justice, through an open trial, those responsible for the incident and it was agreed that the perpetrators of the crime be brought to justice as soon as possible.

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Well, if the law has anything to do with this, then I challenge them to identify the particular section of the UCMJ that the soldiers will be charged under.  That is what American soldiers are subject to.  Then they have to get a military jury to convict them....  I can't find a word to describe how small I imagine those chances to be.

Now, sure, they can make something up entirely.  And they can just completely ignore the actual law  I have no doubt that Obama is, in theory, quite willing to do that.  But I can't see how the fallout from that could possibly be positive for him, on a whole lot of levels.

Posted by: f2000 at February 28, 2012 05:44 PM (FcMtg)

17 Yeah..that whole football thing??  Since it's still out there you can clearly see my Great Grandfather felating the 3 gentlemen about 4 rows up...

Coulda swore I got that shit out with the rest of it.....

Posted by: Sandy Berger at February 28, 2012 05:45 PM (BmHW5)

18 Is that Edison or that mad Ruskie who was into magnetism?

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:45 PM (5H6zj)

19 Hirsi Ali Hitchens Einstein Hawkins and Snookie Who are the rest? guessing that is Adan Smith in the center

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 05:46 PM (VDbQY)

20 11 Yeah,no guys go in for dick reductions.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 05:46 PM (7W3wI)

21 I know all of them including Snooki.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 05:46 PM (7W3wI)

22 Mitt giving a terrific victory speech. He'll kick Bambi's scrawny ass all the way back to Indonesia.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 05:46 PM (niZvt)

23 The black chick was victimized by female genital mutilation as a child, and now speaks out against Muslim radicalism, facing death threats for it. I know her, but am ashamed to admit I don't remember her name. Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 10:44 PM



Oh yes - I have her book.  Shoot - what is her name?

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (P6QsQ)

24 Is that Edison in the lower left corner? The black chick was victimized by female genital mutilation as a child, and now speaks out against Muslim radicalism, facing death threats for it. I know her, but am ashamed to admit I don't remember her name. Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt) Carl Sagan, the Gangsta of Ganja, floating up in the right. Stephen "Still half man, the important half, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink" Hawking on the left.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (03pec)

25 Hi, Y-not!  Hi, CoolCzech!!  And, hey, never discount the value of a fine dining experience.  I'd kill for some freshly made food right now.  Or a cookie.  I have neither.  I have frozen crap and some yogurt.  Sigh.

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (lbXwl)

26 Lower right looks like Darwin

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (5H6zj)

27 Tesla?

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (5H6zj)

28 Hirsi Ali



Yes.  Thank you.

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (P6QsQ)

29 College football crap you'll never need to know:  Actually, North Carolina and some other schools were fiddling around with the forward pass as early as 1888.  NC also originated the piggyback play, where one receiver would climb up on another receiver's back in order to catch passes above the defense.  This latter maneuver was outlawed in 1928.

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 05:47 PM (I2LwF)

30 Hirsi-Ali or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (SB0V2)

31 11 Yeah,no guys go in for dick reductions. Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 10:46 PM (7W3wI) Oh wait that was for male breast reductions? Damn. didnt know moobs were prevelant enough to stat. I thought it was breast reductions for women. Then again such a thing is a crime against nature so how silly of me.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (03pec)

32 20 11 Yeah,no guys go in for dick reductions. Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 10:46 PM (7W3wI) Well actually... Throwing it over my shoulder to keep from tripping over it got to be a drag...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (niZvt)

33 That was a pretty good speech that Mitt gave. 

Somebody slap me.  I just said a good thing about Mitt.

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (P6QsQ)

34 Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene I wish you were near so I could give you some food. I always make too much. We've started vacuum-sealing the leftovers and freezing them.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (5H6zj)

35 Wouldn't it be nice to admire Britain again? Now it just serves as a cautionary example of what could happen to us if we keep giving power to "progressives."

Blighty, what has happened to you? How could "the dole" break your mighty spirit?

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (2IW5Q)

36 Ayan Hirsi Ali

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 05:48 PM (I2LwF)

37 Criticising Phatom Menace has something to do with a horse and a barn door.  Or maybe a Barn Noir, those french farmers can be so mysterious.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 28, 2012 05:49 PM (nhhgO)

38 Madam Curie, white chick for $25000

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 05:49 PM (VDbQY)

39 I assume that's Madame Curie. Picture is too old to be Rosalind Franklin.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:50 PM (5H6zj)

40

We've started vacuum-sealing the leftovers and freezing them.

 

Hoarder!!!

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 05:50 PM (I2LwF)

41 Hey Peaches! I'm okay, just chilling for a bit, waiting for job news. As for the "bitch gene", errr, I dunno. I'm loathe to link divorce probability wrt a gene based on a study of 1,800 women plus partners. But I'm no geneticist either.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 05:50 PM (UR5vq)

42 evening 'rons and 'ettes....on day 6 of work hitch. one to go. 7 twelve hour days in a row is starting to wear on my 42 year old ass.

Posted by: helofixer at February 28, 2012 05:50 PM (sYof5)

43 27 Tesla? Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 10:47 PM (5H6zj) I think you're right: I think I saw that pic in a documentary about Tesla. But what's the big deal about Tesla? A hokey idea to stream energy like lightning bolts, without wires? He failed.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 05:50 PM (niZvt)

44 My husband is motivated to keep the freezer full so that I would not have a good way to dispose of his body.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:51 PM (5H6zj)

45 I wish you were near so I could give you some food. I always make too much. We've started vacuum-sealing the leftovers and freezing them.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 10:48 PM (5H6zj)

OMG!!! You made all that yourself??  I am among goddesses here.  I am so not worthy . . .  Big hug, Y-not!

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 05:51 PM (lbXwl)

46 36 It all started when they threw Churchill out of office right after WW2.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 05:51 PM (7W3wI)

47 So in 1903 football was an entire game of the 2-3 yard up the middle runs that everybody hates now.

Posted by: booger at February 28, 2012 05:51 PM (29wvc)

48 Hey, all! 

Loved watching the football video, even though it was tough to tell who had the football.  It looked like the team who didn't have the ball put a player way back from the line of scrimmage in case anybody was lucky enough to get through. 

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 05:51 PM (2dNWw)

49 HELLO, helo!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:51 PM (5H6zj)

50 I think I saw a middle aged Ron Paul sitting in the bleachers in that football game.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 05:52 PM (JKNDp)

51 No, Peaches, that was confusing the way I wrote it. Tonight we went out. But I usually cook and generally it's too much!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:52 PM (5H6zj)

52 It was Ayaan Hirsi Ali, but she just got married. She might have a new name now.

Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 05:52 PM (4SKYj)

53 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at February 28, 2012 05:53 PM (7FadD)

54 Shouldn't Milton Friedman be in that poster, I know it's a social science, but still the dude was a badass. Speaking of badasses, they should add Churchill, its not like the British youth would know him.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 28, 2012 05:53 PM (tKFT6)

55 guessing that is Adan Smith in the center


Thomas Paine, I believe.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2012 05:53 PM (vRSeu)

56
I hope there is not a bitch gene cause then it can't be fixed!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2012 05:53 PM (r+9M6)

57 I have seen Snookie references for quite a while and now can recognize her, but I have NO CLUE who the hell she is or why she matters. None of those skanks register on my care-a-shit-meter.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:53 PM (5H6zj)

58 48 36 It all started when they threw Churchill out of office right after WW2. Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 10:51 PM (7W3wI) Me too.

Posted by: Jan Masaryck at February 28, 2012 05:54 PM (niZvt)

59 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2012 05:54 PM (JMmQ9)

60 Well I'm heading out.  Have fun kiddos.

Posted by: Palerider at February 28, 2012 05:54 PM (dkExz)

61 Here's a lovely list to contemplate pre-SMOD. 10 Worst Plagues in History: http://tinyurl.com/7dr8n6e

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 05:54 PM (UR5vq)

62 Is the black woman next to Sagan an AA pick or should I know her?

Who cares about Carl Sagan other than as a lib-pop-science celeb who's convenient as a bookmark to point out other people?

I don't know who the gentleman in the bottom left corner next to Freud is. I'm guessing it's Hayek.

I don't know the portrait guy to see him either. Smith? Watt? Thomas Paine? Addendum: I just Googled one of my choices previous and see I'm correct with one of them.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 05:54 PM (6RnvM)

63


I think you're right: I think I saw that pic in a documentary about Tesla. But what's the big deal about Tesla? A hokey idea to stream energy like lightning bolts, without wires? He failed.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 10:50 PM (niZvt)

 

 

Cracked has a campaign for Tesla and really criticizes Edison over there.  Claiming that Edison stole from and screwed over Tesla.  How accurate is that?  Well its Cracked so who knows.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 05:55 PM (GULKT)

64 35 I wish you were near so I could give you some food. I always make too much. We've started vacuum-sealing the leftovers and freezing them.

Good going. I do that too. It gets me through those weeks when I don't feel like cooking. If you cook, a vacuum sealer is worth its weight in gold. Making twice as much isn't twice the work, and if it's the right sort of dish (lots of liquid), it'll freeze great. Also great for freezing (or even refrigerating) meat you aren't going to get to for a while.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2012 05:55 PM (2IW5Q)

65 OK, 5 points to anyone that gets comment 61...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)

66 As frightened as I am of plastic surgery (or surgery in general) I think if I had to have a mastectomy, I would get the implants right away and go up a size. Try to turn a bad thing into some sort of positive. Or maybe I would just throw myself off a bridge.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 05:55 PM (5H6zj)

67 Tesla. Look him up. Invented the induction motor, radio, AC, numerous other fundamental inventions. Too bad he had NO business sense.

Posted by: esch at February 28, 2012 05:55 PM (XOBhY)

68 I don't know about this "Bitch Gene" but I do know that there are some women who are bitter and self-loathing and for some reason, instead of trying to improve themselves through any means, they will attack their friends and family, women and men, and destroy their relationships with nagging, complaining, and subterfuge.

I also know that these women are often great in bed.

Again... life is a series of conundrums.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 05:55 PM (N/1Dm)

69 If they dare to punish those soldiers.. if they even further dare to bring them up on charges in front of Afghan officials/people - I say we occupy the fucking White House..  A couple million of us might be a voice they would listen to.  Might.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2012 05:56 PM (UTq/I)

70 @65: that's Thomas Payne.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 05:56 PM (niZvt)

71 I hope there is not a bitch gene cause then it can't be fixed!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2012 10:53 PM



In Obamacare, there's a Death Panel for that.

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 05:56 PM (P6QsQ)

72 "But what's the big deal about Tesla?"

Edison was a PR-punk in comparison.


Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 05:56 PM (FQlFL)

73 Andy, my sister in law is about to kick you in the nuts. She's a big fan of the black woman, Ayaan Hirsi Ali. LOL

Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 05:57 PM (4SKYj)

74 68 The Western allies screwed over the Czechs and the rest of Eastern Europe.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 05:58 PM (7W3wI)

75 Blegh, I recognized Snooki (but couldn't remember her name) and the only TV I watch is Saturday cartoons and sports.  Only recognized Einstein and Hawking for the others.  In my defense, I generally tell people my facial-recognition software has always been faulty.

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 05:58 PM (zmm1+)

76 59 I have seen Snookie references for quite a while and now can recognize her, but I have NO CLUE who the hell she is or why she matters. None of those skanks register on my care-a-shit-meter.

She's sort of the ultimate skank. Or at least she plays that on TV. I was seriously thrown off by seeing a picture of her without makeup, which made her look like a normal, pretty girl. I think you have to allow for the possibility that she's merely savvy. Paris Hilton is. She plays empty-headed vapidness, deposits the checks, builds an empire, but she actually seems to know exactly what she's doing.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2012 05:58 PM (2IW5Q)

77 It was Ayaan Hirsi Ali, but she just got married. She might have a new name now. Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 10:52 PM (4SKYj) think she had a baby also

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 05:59 PM (VDbQY)

78 Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2012 10:55 PM (2IW5Q)

I've been cooking a lot lately.  I saw a vacuum sealer while I was out the other day and almost bought it.  Is there a brand you prefer?  I'm also looking to pick up a fridge for the garage.  Going to check out the scratch and dents to get a deal.

Posted by: no good deed at February 28, 2012 05:59 PM (mjR67)

79 Boobehs good!  Burkhas bad!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 05:59 PM (/izg2)

80 The "moderates" (They're all fundamentalists) muslims won't stop being little shits until in some imaginary world where the US Military proposes the death penalty. In fact, they'll never stop. Bow to Islam or die is their way of life.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 05:59 PM (et2m1)

81 You are in.




But I don't WANNA be in! 

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 05:59 PM (P6QsQ)

82 Sigmund Freud is one of them

Posted by: McLovin at February 28, 2012 05:59 PM (l14aH)

83 Hi Peaches!
here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/7686opm

Posted by: chemjeff at February 28, 2012 06:00 PM (7FadD)

84 f you cook, a vacuum sealer is worth its weight in gold. Making twice as much isn't twice the work, and if it's the right sort of dish (lots of liquid), it'll freeze great. ----- I gotta get the hang of it still. I tried freezing some braised lemon chicken in a bag and it almost sucked up the liquid. I guess I should use the pulse setting or something. But the really sad thing is I tried to vacuseal a loaf of heavy peasant style bread. It kind of imploded. Obviously I should have used a lower setting or pulse or something!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 06:00 PM (5H6zj)

85 The saddest thing about this whole clusterfuck is that the rest of 'em are so revolting that Willard is starting to look good to me by contrast.  Unfortunately, I believe this also means that the fascist fraud will get another four years to complete his destruction of our once-great country.  I weep.

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 06:00 PM (lbXwl)

86 I know all of them including Snooki.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 10:46 PM (7W3wI)


But do you know-know them?

Posted by: Whoopi at February 28, 2012 06:00 PM (/izg2)

87 If field goals weren't invented yet, why the goal posts?

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 06:01 PM (5A2kg)

88 82 I've been cooking a lot lately. I saw a vacuum sealer while I was out the other day and almost bought it. Is there a brand you prefer? I'm also looking to pick up a fridge for the garage. Going to check out the scratch and dents to get a deal.

I've got a Foodsaver, and it has served me well for a number of years, but I can't claim to have compared it to anything.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2012 06:01 PM (2IW5Q)

89 The "bitch gene", coming to a California divorce court near you.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 28, 2012 06:01 PM (tKFT6)

90 Loved the football footage but, if the forward pass wasn't invented yet, what were those guys on the wings running downfield for?

Posted by: toby928© at February 28, 2012 06:01 PM (GTbGH)

91 The story emerged last week when a U.S. website reported that Professor Hawking dropped in at the Freedom Acres club in Devore, where he is said to have arrived with an entourage of nurses and assistants before paying for young, naked dancers to perform privately for him.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at February 28, 2012 06:01 PM (e8kgV)

92 In Pock-ee-stonn, the locals were using the holiest of all holy holy books which shall not even be looked at funny as fucking TOILET PAPER. No riots, no killings

They're just pulling this shit because they know effete elite western leftists like the SCOAMF think tossing a few Korans in  the trash is you know, worse than the Holocaust or something

Not one more American soldier's life for these goat fuckers and their worthless shithole that makes the worst part of Mexico look like Beverly Hills


Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2012 06:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

93 90 Mitt can win.I have to believe that or go insane.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:02 PM (7W3wI)

94 I saw a vacuum sealer while I was out the other day and almost bought it. Is there a brand you prefer? ---- When I asked here, most folks recommended Food Saver, which is what I got (at Costco). It was $150. I've also seen some at Cabela's which they try to market to hunters. I'm not sure what the difference is... perhaps it can handle a bigger chunk o' dead animal or something.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 06:02 PM (5H6zj)

95 You guys are a hoot and I have read you most days for years.  Since it is a quiet night here I thought I would break the ice and say hello.

Posted by: Jinxthecat at February 28, 2012 06:02 PM (l3vZN)

96 Andy, my sister in law is about to kick you in the nuts. She's a big fan of the black woman, Ayaan Hirsi Ali. LOL
Okay. I'll hit myself in the balls if it'll make your SIL happy. And, yes, I know her just not her photo.

Read my addendum, CC.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:03 PM (6RnvM)

97 Ouch!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:03 PM (6RnvM)

98 Ouch!!!

There. That's the second one too.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:03 PM (6RnvM)

99 Roosevelt was a stupid prick who thought Stalin was an okay guy,well the commies in his cabinet got him to believe it.FDR wasn't very bright.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:03 PM (7W3wI)

100 Cracked has a campaign for Tesla Uh, didn't Tesla come up with alternating current? Safe electricity?! And died penniless after letting GE have the patents ?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 06:04 PM (0xgMC)

101 Hey Jinx!

Or, wait.. should I say HiJinx?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2012 06:04 PM (UTq/I)

102 Oh "the defenestration of Prague"?

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:04 PM (7W3wI)

103 Howdy, Jinxthecat! Welcome aboard the Honey Badger Express!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 06:04 PM (5H6zj)

104 100 You guys are a hoot and I have read you most days for years. Since it is a quiet night here I thought I would break the ice and say hello. Posted by: Jinxthecat at February 28, 2012 11:02 PM (l3vZN) welcome aboard, my new sock says 'hi'

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 06:05 PM (VDbQY)

105 92 If field goals weren't invented yet, why the goal posts?

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 11:01 PM (5A2kg)


Good point - for some reason I assumed they appeared later.

Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 28, 2012 06:05 PM (pAlYe)

106 You guys are a hoot and I have read you most days for years. Since it is a quiet night here I thought I would break the ice and say hello. Posted by: Jinxthecat at February 28, 2012 11:02 PM


Hello!  I had a cat named Jinx once.  You're not by any chance him, are you?

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 06:05 PM (P6QsQ)

107 OK, who broke the blog?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2012 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

108 92 If field goals weren't invented yet, why the goal posts?
  Two reasons: drop goals, which were worth 3 points; and point-after tries.  Touchdowns were worth 4, and PATs were worth 2.  But since there were no hash marks nor PAT line, the kick was from the 20 yard line perpendicular to the spot the player scored the touchdown.   The score of the first football game?  Princeton def. Harvard,  6-4.

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 06:05 PM (I2LwF)

109 @105, Roosevelt and Stalin have had alot in common with each other than you think.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:05 PM (et2m1)

110 If field goals weren't invented yet, why the goal posts?

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 11:01 PM (5A2kg)



So we could get good at moving them anytime we want!

Posted by: The MFM at February 28, 2012 06:06 PM (/izg2)

111 VANDY!!! Hi, everybody!

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 06:06 PM (I/cLr)

112 I'm dead inside re the election. What makes it worse is having to try to talk my husband *into* voting for Mitt should it come to that. His latest thing of eliminating charitable deductions for the "wealthy" has really pissed off Mr. Y-not.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 06:07 PM (5H6zj)

113 >>>>I gotta get the hang of it still. I tried freezing some braised lemon chicken in a bag and it almost sucked up the liquid. I guess I should use the pulse setting or something.

But the really sad thing is I tried to vacuseal a loaf of heavy peasant style bread. It kind of imploded. Obviously I should have used a lower setting or pulse or something!




Okay. Wow. So much here.

1.) Mine has a "wet" function. I don't know what it does but it works.

2.) Bread? In a vacuum sealer bag? Do you know what yeast is for? Do you know what "leavening" means in regards to bread?  You can't vacuum seal food items that use air to create structure in a bag.

This is why I don't let my wife use ours.

You should see how she trims steaks off a primal!

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 06:07 PM (N/1Dm)

114 105 Roosevelt was a stupid prick who thought Stalin was an okay guy,well the commies in his cabinet got him to believe it.FDR wasn't very bright. Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 11:03 PM (7W3wI) 50 years from now when the FDR lovin peeps have all croaked, FDR will be the miserable shit he is, that allowed his wartime commanders win WW2, but fucked the rest up

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 06:07 PM (VDbQY)

115 95 Loved the football footage but, if the forward pass wasn't invented yet, what were those guys on the wings running downfield for?
  The forward pass wasn't instated as an official, national rule until sometime in the latter half of the aughts.  But teams would use it if the other coach agreed.  Apparently, this is one of those games where tey agreed to the forward pass.   Originally, an incomplete forward pass was a ten yard penalty on the offense.  But this penalty was removed when it became an official part of American football.

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 06:07 PM (I2LwF)

116 So we could get good at moving them anytime we want!

Posted by: The MFM at February 28, 2012 11:06 PM (/izg2)



^^^^^^^^^^

This.

Posted by: Bob Irsay at February 28, 2012 06:07 PM (/izg2)

117 I fuckin' HATE that I am happy that Romney won.  These are some fucked up times right here. 


Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 06:07 PM (lbXwl)

118 In the movie Judgement at Nuremberg they have the judge played by Spencer Tracy say "I'm a rock ribbed Republican,who happens to think FDR was a great man."

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:08 PM (7W3wI)

119 this is cool! I somehow have 2 open beers now. I am one of life's winners!

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 06:08 PM (VDbQY)

120 116 @105, Roosevelt and Stalin have had alot in common with each other than you think.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 11:05 PM (et2m1)



they both had abortions?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 28, 2012 06:08 PM (7FadD)

121 And died penniless after letting GE have the patents ?

It was Westinghouse but, yeah. 

He also invented the oscillating earthquake machine, which is one of my favorite stories about Tesla.

Posted by: toby928© at February 28, 2012 06:08 PM (GTbGH)

122 I like the term,defenestration.Some people I'd like to see have it done too.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:08 PM (7W3wI)

123 2.) Bread? In a vacuum sealer bag? Do you know what yeast is for? ---- Mine has a weaker setting and pulse settings, so I thought I could just suck out some of the air and then seal it. I still think it would have worked if I had been more attentive. I kept the bread anyway for bread crumbs. Well, gotta go deal with the menagerie. Have fun folks.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 06:09 PM (5H6zj)

124 92 If field goals weren't invented yet, why the goal posts?

Extra points maybe?

Posted by: booger at February 28, 2012 06:09 PM (29wvc)

125 66

He worked on a lot of early radio (both voice transmission and remote control...he made a drone boat in 1898 for the Navy, to demonstrate potential for a remote torpedo), radiation (came up with the concept of cosmic rays), plasma effects and liquifaction, earth magnetic field stuff.  He also was a big proponent of AC current and worked on a lot of the early systems for that and the systems were produced by Westinghouse, which is why Edison wanted to destroy him.  He also came up with several systems for internal combustion engines, like refined spark plugs.

Basically he did a lot of core early modern sciencey type stuff and stuff that was ahead of his time; but he was a bit of a loon on top of it and sucked at business, so a lot of his patents either lapsed or the ideas never really got picked up.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at February 28, 2012 06:09 PM (G99e4)

126 @127 You wish. It's something our current Marxist in Chief has in common with those too.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:09 PM (et2m1)

127 Mine has a "wet" function. I don't know what it does but it works.
That's what she said!

Posted by: michelle owen at February 28, 2012 06:09 PM (6RnvM)

128 Y-not ... wanna tell a poor ignorant Southerner what a Navajo taco is? Is it made with fry bread or something?

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at February 28, 2012 06:10 PM (gdlLS)

129 It's the sport of kings...better than diamond rings...football.


http://tinyurl.com/mdebxb

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 06:10 PM (/izg2)

130

Had a cat named Jinx myself once.  I am from Northwestern Virginia, and am dispirited to see the Old Dominion in doubt again this year.   Thanks for the warm welcome......I understand the tar and feathers come later.

 

Posted by: Jinxthecat at February 28, 2012 06:10 PM (l3vZN)

131 Now the food fascists are out to make sure our soldiers eat only leftist nancy boy food

Army Dietitian Touts Warning Labels for Desserts and Fried Foods at Mess Halls

http://tinyurl.com/7ymsded

The nutrition education program alerts soldiers that “red” foods like bacon and apple pie should only be eaten rarely, with a warning: “limit intake.”  Foods labeled green, however, such as mustard greens, are deemed “premium fuel for the soldier athlete,” “fresh and flavorful” and “nutrient dense.” Soldiers are advised to eat these frequently.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2012 06:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

132 Maet, I like that guy's take on TPM.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (Iyg03)

133 Oh boy, this story is definitely worthy of a "decadent!" label: 'It makes you want to have sex with your husband': How X-rated bondage novel is unlikely new fad for well-heeled New York moms http://tinyurl.com/6wcudqb

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (UR5vq)

134 Hi, Jinxthecat!  Glad you're jumping in.  

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (2dNWw)

135 the 1998 Paris Hilton looked STD free and better

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (VDbQY)

136

"If we want to keep it from becoming another jihadi sanctuary we can keep blowing up people using drones and bombers and I'm thinking a sustained bombing campaign could make the Khyber Pass well, un-passable."

**********

It would only take a 500 pounder or so to bomb them back to the Stone Age, but I propose we do it and every time it appears as if they're about to hit the Iron Age again, drop a few more bombs.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (rX1N2)

137 #135 Massive sock puppet fail!

Pam!!! The computer is acting up again!

Posted by: michael scott at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (6RnvM)

138 in re: Hawking: never forget that he's a f'n Quake master http://hawkingquakemaster.ytmnd.com/

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (JMmQ9)

139 People actually buy vacuum sealers for storing food? I thought it was just dope smugglers who bought them.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (75ggp)

140 So what is the Santorum comeback scenario? Presumably something to do with Ohio. I just want this over at this point so Romney can unleash his money truck on Obama instead of Santorum.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at February 28, 2012 06:11 PM (ZPrif)

141 Einstein Darwin Sagan Curie Paine Freud Ayan hirsi Ali Tesla Hawking And snook I

Posted by: McLovin at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (l14aH)

142

"Well, if the law has anything to do with this, then I challenge them to identify the particular section of the UCMJ that the soldiers will be charged under."

 

 

If anything, it will be Art. 134.  And I see very little chance of that sticking.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (rX1N2)

143 Re: Navajo taco. Never mind ... I remembered Google. Looks interesting. And as a Southerner, anything with "fry" in it has an automatic head start.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (gdlLS)

144 And hitchens

Posted by: McLovin at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (l14aH)

145 I understand the tar and feathers come later.
Posted by: Jinxthecat at February 28, 2012 11:10 PM




Oh ya you betcha


Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (P6QsQ)

146

Since you guys are always such a great source of info I'm going to repost a question I asked on the open thread.

 

 

 Oldest daughter bought an mp3 album on Amazon for her Nook because Barnes and Noble doesn't offer them. She's been able to load individual mp3s but not this album. Any suggestions or is she out of luck?

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (zmm1+)

147 Wish I'd known about the beeyotch gene 25 years ago.  Could've saved myself several years of hell.

Then again, I wouldn't have my kids and my uber-cute granddaughter.  So it comes out as a wash.

I have one more followup interview Monday with the district manager of the firm I've applied to.  Looking good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2012 06:12 PM (I6t1z)

148

So am I chopped liver?  I have the football answers you need.

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 06:13 PM (I2LwF)

149 108 Oh "the defenestration of Prague"? Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 11:04 PM (7W3wI) The Second Defenestration of Prague, in Masaryk's case. The First Defenestration of Prague kicked off the Thirty Year's War in the early 1600's, when the Protestants and Catholics decided to have it out, once and for all. Arguably, it marked the end of Christianity as the predominant influence over Europe.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)

150 So what is the Santorum comeback scenario?

I'm guessing his poor little disabled child is in for another trip to the hospital . . . that's what worked last time.  Sorry if I offend, but I am sick of his shit.

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 06:14 PM (lbXwl)

151 >>>>People actually buy vacuum sealers for storing food? I thought it was just dope smugglers who bought them.


They're multi-taskers. It's a must have tool for prepping too.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 06:14 PM (N/1Dm)

152 " She's been able to load individual mp3s but not this album. Any suggestions or is she out of luck?"

Are you sure they are mp3's or some later, copy protected variant?

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 06:15 PM (5A2kg)

153 Good luck Whitebread.  You racist. 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 06:15 PM (/izg2)

154 Now the food fascists are out to make sure our soldiers eat only leftist nancy boy food
Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2012 11:10 PM




I can tell you that my kid the Staff Sgt is getting really really really tired of being treated like he's still in junior high.

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 06:15 PM (P6QsQ)

155
  Good evening, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2012 06:16 PM (SAMxH)

156 150
Considering I was just going off of memory and didn't hit up a search, I'd say close enough.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at February 28, 2012 06:16 PM (G99e4)

157 They're multi-taskers. It's a must have tool for prepping too.



Hey we druggies gotta prepare for the Apocalypse too!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 28, 2012 06:16 PM (/izg2)

158

Good thing I'm not a Brit serf. If I was Mr. Jones, my reply would have been, "Fuck you, you WOG bitch."

 

Good thing we have free speech...for now.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (mP3uM)

159 Polliwog: If the Nook shows up as an external drive on her computer, I *think* you should be able to just drag and drop the music files into its folders. But I'm not sure what the appropriate folder is. I have a SimpleTouch, and it doesn't do MP3s.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (gdlLS)

160 150 @134

"He also was a big proponent of AC current"


I guess so, he invented it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 11:12 PM (hXJOG)

 

I think he's also why Edison killed the Elephant with AC current to show how dangerous it is.  Scare people away from it.   Or at least that's the claim from Assassin's Creed 2

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (GULKT)

161

Ma Winger, I think a few bad decisions by senior leaders is going to force a few more people out. Food is only a small part of it.

Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (4SKYj)

162 Jinx, welcome! I would tell you to remember your helmet, but the ONT is downright tame compared to the daywalker threads nowadays. As long as talk of boobehs,booze, kittehs, food, guns, 'splodey things and other tomfoolery doesn't bother you, you'll fit right in. Oh, and gingers. Yay, gingers.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (I/cLr)

163 If we had direct current instead of alternating, we would have to have booster stations on every block. Alternating allows power to be conveyed for long distances.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (5A2kg)

164 @151, That's kind of bullshit honestly. They would have to be rather malicious about harming the good order the military, I would think. Especially when the Koran had enemy information in it so their intentions were good in the first place.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:17 PM (et2m1)

165 kbdabear, I almost blew a gasket when I read that earlier today.  I'm pretty sick and tired of First Lady Initiatives becoming policy regardless of party affiliation.  We don't vote for the First Lady.  If you want to set policy, run for office. 

Posted by: no good deed at February 28, 2012 06:18 PM (mjR67)

166 Ma Winger, I think a few bad decisions by senior leaders is going to force a few more people out. Food is only a small part of it. Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 11:17 PM




Yep.

Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 06:19 PM (P6QsQ)

167 Another reason to hate the SCOAMF (or, I'm sure he'll spin it "hey, I'm causing the season to start early! You should thank me for that!") NFL season to start on Wed due to Obama DNC speech http://es.pn/wtQsce

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 28, 2012 06:19 PM (vUK/h)

168
  Is it out of line to wish that the left take their "support" of our military and SHOVE IT until they choke on it?

Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2012 06:19 PM (SAMxH)

169 166, 150, 24, hike!

I knew most of the folks on the left, and Snooki.  The only reason I know her is because I had to talk about that pop culture junk when I had a radio career.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2012 06:19 PM (I6t1z)

170 Are you sure they are mp3's or some later, copy protected variant?

 

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 11:15 PM (5A2kg)

 

 

I'm not really sure of anything.  It was an on-line purchase through Amazon.  We've had no trouble downloading them to the computer or my Kindle, which is hardly surprising, but she's upset because she'd done a test run with a single (hmm, by a different artist I think) and that loaded to her Nook fine.  I suggested she try to downlaod each track from the album individually and she said that it didn't work. 

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:20 PM (zmm1+)

171 This is unbelievable...... The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has been paying a defense contractor $11.4 million to monitor social media websites and other Internet communications to find criticisms of the departmentÂ’s policies and actions. http://tinyurl.com/7upws62 Stop Obama or GestapObama the choice is yours

Posted by: Another insomniac moron at February 28, 2012 06:20 PM (OL96w)

172 If you want to set policy, run for office. Posted by: no good deed at February 28, 2012 11:18 PM That's my secret plan

Posted by: Michelle at February 28, 2012 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

173 Foods labeled green, however, such as mustard greens, are
deemed “premium fuel for the soldier athlete,” “fresh and flavorful” and
“nutrient dense.” Soldiers are advised to eat these frequently.


Mustard greens are fresh and flavorful.  Especially on a bacon cheeseburger in place of lettuce.  They add a lovely crunch and a spicy bite.

Posted by: huerfano at February 28, 2012 06:22 PM (fIuC0)

174

Check the history of Westinghouse/Edison/and Tesla.  When competing to deciding whether the world would run on AC or DC they competed for the rights to electric chairs and even electrocuted an elephant. 

 

Oh and Hi Jinxthecat.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 06:22 PM (JKNDp)

175 It worked for me.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at February 28, 2012 06:22 PM (mjR67)

176 alerts soldiers that “red” foods like
bacon and apple pie should only be eaten rarely
---------------


Bwahahahahahha.

Posted by: Retread at February 28, 2012 06:23 PM (joSBv)

177 Most Extreme Elimination Challenge was way better than Ninja Warrior.

Posted by: lesbian seagull at February 28, 2012 06:23 PM (xXhWA)

178 Anyone else see the story up on Hotair about the Georgetown student demanding free contraceptives because it costs her female friends there $3K to a year to fuck? Someone calculated they must be doing it 5 times a day to spend that kind of money, bless the vituous little maidens. Didn't anyone point out to her that letting him use her squeakhole would be free?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:23 PM (niZvt)

179 Ya, every MRE I've ever eaten has been just chock full of fresh mustard greens.



Posted by: mama winger at February 28, 2012 06:23 PM (P6QsQ)

180

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at February 28, 2012 11:17 PM (gdlLS)

 

 

Hadn't tried hooking it directly to the computer, forgot it was possible.  Thanks for the reminder, it's certainly worth a try.

 

 

Thanks for the answers.  The sum of knowledge on this thread is always awesome.

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:23 PM (zmm1+)

181 That script-workup on Phantom Menace just has me wondering if Lucas is shaking his head at it and going, "Fuck. He's right. Just like fuckin' Plinkett."

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at February 28, 2012 06:24 PM (xGjRE)

182 @181
It is possible, even highly likely, that Amazon doesn't want its distributed products to work on devices other than the kindle.

Although I have a bunch of purchased Amazon digital products that work just fine on my iPods, etc.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 06:24 PM (5A2kg)

183 Yes, I noticed your correct football answers, Truman North.

And I've read in a Canadian source many years ago that the first true foward-pass football game was when McGill's soccer team was playing Yale or Harvard's rugby team [or with the sports transposed]. They played one game of each and for a third game had fun mixing the rules of the two sports. It was also turn of the century but I can't recall the date at all.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:24 PM (6RnvM)

184 @182 I looKed into that and read most of the document. Most of it is legit DHS tasking, the social media is a small part. So no, it's not $11.4 million being spent only on watching facebook posts.

Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 06:25 PM (4SKYj)

185 Evening all! Saying Hi then going back to watching Lawrence of Arabia. Congrats to Romney tonight. Good night.

Posted by: jumbo jogging shrimp at February 28, 2012 06:25 PM (DGIjM)

186 @190

   MRE's beat C-rats any day.  I can attest to that.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2012 06:25 PM (SAMxH)

187 171The lighting up of the elephant really happened in 1903, along with other animals.  Though he rigged the hell out of it so the animals would die within minutes anyway; gave them cyanide laced foods just before electrocution.

The funny part of the lethality argument of the Current Wars was they're both lethal at the levels they were playing with.  High AC has a propensity to burn you up; DC will still burn you up, but if you survive, you have elecrolysis of body fluids that produces toxins in the blood that can kill you up to a few hours later.

If I recall correctly, they ultimately went with AC because it retained power over transmission distance better.  With DC they would've had to have a massive transformer every block or so.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at February 28, 2012 06:25 PM (G99e4)

188 Goodell would lick Obama's balls clean if he just asked.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:26 PM (7W3wI)

189 Stop Obama or GestapObama the choice is yours

Posted by: Another insomniac moron at February 28, 2012 11:20 PM (OL96w)

I think the DHS has become a tool of fascism and therefore, evil. Nazis would have love this shit.

 

Hey Feds, didn't you take an oath to support and defend the Constitution? Yeah, I thought so. Get with the program. FBI takes essentially the same oath as a common soldier. If you don't mean it, let us know.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 06:26 PM (mP3uM)

190

Driving by...

...

How do you not know by now to keep your big yap shut in the security torture area at the airport?

...

Breast augmentation? I intend to stay out in front of the subject.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 06:26 PM (Usk3+)

191 Here's a cute kitteh commercial to soothe that bitch gene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQGwVuM4LI

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2012 06:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

192 "Evening all! Saying Hi then going back to watching Lawrence of Arabia"

Spoiler Alert: He gets raped by a Turkey!

Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 06:27 PM (FQlFL)

193 They may do something about what's served in the chow halls, but they won't be able to control what the troops do off-base.  Or about what Mom sends in the mail.  Dumbasses think they can outsmart our guys?  Amateurs.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at February 28, 2012 06:27 PM (7yvLv)

194 @196: Enjoy, shrimpy!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:27 PM (niZvt)

195 That Bitch Gene.  Oh yeah, that's real alright.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2012 06:27 PM (r+9M6)

196 And yeah,CC I know it wasn't the first defenestration.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 06:28 PM (7W3wI)

197 Irongramps, did you ever get ahold of an K-rats?  They weren't as bad as Cs.  The early MREs were . . . edible.  The stuff out there now?  Gourmet, baby!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at February 28, 2012 06:28 PM (7yvLv)

198 I think if I had to have a mastectomy, I would get the implants right away and go up a size. Try to turn a bad thing into some sort of positive.

Or maybe I would just throw myself off a bridge.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 10:55 PM (5H6zj)

Having half my upper body removed last year I can tell you a few things from experience:

1. Boobs. Overrated once the babies be gone.

2. Boobs. Overrated if you like sports of any kind.

3. Boobs. Implants, expanders, tummy tucks to move fat around-frankenstenian.

4. Boobs. overrated if your partner really loves you and not your equipment.

5. Freedom! No Bra !No Need!

6. Boobs.  I've been cold for over a year now.  I didn't realize how insulating that blubber was.  Brrrrrrrr.

7. Boobs. I'm sure I'll be a widow forever because if my current man passes, no other will accept the carnage. Meh. whatever.

And thats all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 06:28 PM (VEhDR)

199 203 "Evening all! Saying Hi then going back to watching Lawrence of Arabia" Spoiler Alert: He gets raped by a Turkey! Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 11:27 PM (FQlFL) Keep fucking that Turkey!

Posted by: The Anchorman at February 28, 2012 06:28 PM (niZvt)

200
  Not in the mood tonight. 


    Goodnite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2012 06:29 PM (SAMxH)

201 And at work someone brought in their dog who I had some fun with today. And I was even able to find the breed online: a Hungarian hound breed--the Vizsla. Reddish fur and a pink nose.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:29 PM (6RnvM)

202 Yes, I noticed your correct football answers, Truman North.



Word.  When does spring training start?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 06:29 PM (/izg2)

203 Oldest daughter bought an mp3 album on Amazon for her Nook because Barnes and Noble doesn't offer them. She's been able to load individual mp3s but not this album. Any suggestions or is she out of luck?

They could have an audio codec the Nook doesn't like, maybe try to find some freeware that will encode the mp3's for you. If you have Roxio Creator that might work, even Handbrake might work, not sure though.

Posted by: booger at February 28, 2012 06:30 PM (29wvc)

204

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 11:24 PM (5A2kg)

 

 

I will need to check with her again and see if she really _tried_ to do the tracks individually.  It wasn't until I was answering you before that I remembered that "tried it, didn't work"  is sometimes teenage code for "crap, forgot all about it and now mom wants an answer".

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:30 PM (zmm1+)

205

Girl asks "What's in my mouth?"

And its surprisingly SFW. Link goes to youtube.

http://tinyurl.com/87sxv2m

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 06:30 PM (GULKT)

206 Vizslas are very sweet pretty dogs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2012 06:30 PM (SB0V2)

207 206 That Bitch Gene. Oh yeah, that's real alright. Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2012 11:27 PM (r+9M6) I know that bitch, Jean.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:30 PM (niZvt)

208 The 'Bitch Gene' can be directly linked to every shitty thing that's ever happened in all the history of mankind....


Posted by: Portnoy at February 28, 2012 06:30 PM (BmHW5)

209 Actually isn't there a big conspiracy theory that the government has Tesla's missing notebooks & all their laser work (and other stuff I don't remember) is based in his work?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 06:31 PM (k7NnJ)

210 And yeah, CC, I know it wasn't the first defenestration
Tell me about it!

Posted by: the U.S. constitution at February 28, 2012 06:32 PM (6RnvM)

211 I'm a Red Sox fan.  I don't care about baseball this year since my team is full of Yankee-level assholes and managed by a Mets-level clown.

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 06:32 PM (I2LwF)

212 Posted by: irongrampa at February 28, 2012 11:29 PM (SAMxH)

Good night & take care, as well...

Posted by: Adriane at February 28, 2012 06:32 PM (crQEo)

213 welcome Jinxthecat

Posted by: chemjeff at February 28, 2012 06:32 PM (7FadD)

214

Hurro!

Posted by: Z Ryan at February 28, 2012 06:33 PM (tsC/8)

215 Hi Shrimps, enjoy the movie

Posted by: chemjeff at February 28, 2012 06:33 PM (7FadD)

216 "I'm a Red Sox fan"

That's good for you because the first step is admitting you have a problem...

Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 06:34 PM (FQlFL)

217 Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 11:28 PM (VEhDR)

Wow, thank you for putting that out there, Derak.  I have a good friend, a very darling girl, who is about to have a double mastectomy.  At 35.  This is all very recent and I am going to pass your comments on to her, if I may.  And, as for you?  I think you are a fine and wonderful person and you deserve every good thing that life holds in store.  Thank you, I am humbled by your experience.

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 06:34 PM (lbXwl)

218 208 I think if I had to have a mastectomy, I would get the implants right away and go up a size. Try to turn a bad thing into some sort of positive. Or maybe I would just throw myself off a bridge. Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 10:55 PM (5H6zj) Can they reconstruct the nipple, in that situation? Or save the original one? Or would they worry it could be contaminated with cancer? But assuming they can do a passable job, why on Earth WOULDN'T a woman get that done?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:34 PM (niZvt)

219 @151, That's kind of bullshit honestly. They would have to be rather malicious about harming the good order the military, I would think. Especially when the Koran had enemy information in it so their intentions were good in the first place.

 

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 11:17 PM (et2m1)

 

Well, it's not kind of bullshit. 

 

If a commander really wants to make something stick under 134, it's not too hard.  134 covers some pretty obscure stuff, not just "Good Order".  They don't refer to it as a "catch-all" for nothing. 

 

If they want to call this bringing "discredit upon the armed forces", that's not much of a stretch.  Not saying I agree with it, or think it has a snowball's chance in Kandahar, but 134 is what they'll use if they get that far.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 28, 2012 06:35 PM (rX1N2)

220 220 Actually isn't there a big conspiracy theory that the government has Tesla's missing notebooks & all their laser work (and other stuff I don't remember) is based in his work? There was some show that claimed that either the US or the Soviets (maybe both?) made superweapons using Tesla's data. Said superweapons were used to shoot down UFOs.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 06:35 PM (UR5vq)

221 All the beauty money can buy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 28, 2012 06:36 PM (8XumG)

222 "If a trial of the American soldiers who authorized the accidental burning of the korans actually happens, well that's where I get off the Afghanistan campaign bus and become an opponent of the war."

Maybe that's the point of the exercise.
Maybe this Koran burning is as artificial as the contraceptive debate. Maybe Obama figures starting a pullout before election day will help him, especially if a majority are as disgusted and fed up with the Afghanis as I feel right now. Maybe this what they came up with in their peace talks with the Taliban.

Posted by: projectkoranwalker at February 28, 2012 06:36 PM (1ZY+E)

223 Vizslas are very sweet
pretty dogs

Yes, Black Orchid. The dog was very well behaved and enjoyed being petted without going nuts for it either. Good and alert too--I could tell it was a hunting breed even before I looked up its type.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:36 PM (6RnvM)

224 There was some show that claimed that either the US or the Soviets (maybe both?) made superweapons using Tesla's data. Said superweapons were used to shoot down UFOs.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 11:35 PM (UR5vq)


And don't forget the moon Nazis operating from their dark side base.

Posted by: Mćtenloch at February 28, 2012 06:37 PM (pAlYe)

225 If they want to call this bringing "discredit upon the armed forces", that's not much of a stretch. Not saying I agree with it, or think it has a snowball's chance in Kandahar, but 134 is what they'll use if they get that far.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 28, 2012 11:35 PM (rX1N2)

 

Refuse NJP and demand a court marital. Make the news.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 06:38 PM (mP3uM)

226 @230 at least it doesn't call for capital punishment which the fundies want in the first place anyways.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:38 PM (et2m1)

227

>>>>>164Now the food fascists are out to make sure our soldiers eat only leftist nancy boy food
Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2012 11:10 PM<<<<

 

I wonder if they have any idea the calories soldiers burn a day when "Working". Most estimates are ~4000/day. That would take a lot of greens.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2012 06:38 PM (gCAKv)

228 Allahanus is probably wondering why he failed to deliver Santorum the Michigan atheist vote...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:38 PM (niZvt)

229 Y'know, I don't see much difference in Paris Hilton's face except that she learned how to apply makeup.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at February 28, 2012 06:39 PM (bMLFV)

230 235 There was some show that claimed that either the US or the Soviets (maybe both?) made superweapons using Tesla's data. Said superweapons were used to shoot down UFOs. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 11:35 PM (UR5vq) Were the hot English chicks in silver minis and purple wigs on the lunar base Tesla's idea?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:41 PM (niZvt)

231 I was off the Afghan bandwagon in about 2007.  It was a quagmire then.

Posted by: Truman North at February 28, 2012 06:41 PM (I2LwF)

232 240 Y'know, I don't see much difference in Paris Hilton's face except that she learned how hired someone to apply makeup. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at February 28, 2012 11:39 PM (bMLFV) FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:42 PM (niZvt)

233 At this point, with the federal government being the enemy of the common soldier, might as well go out with a bang.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 06:42 PM (mP3uM)

234 "Were the hot English chicks in silver minis and purple wigs on the lunar base Tesla's idea?"

Ash-for-prez sez: "Just me, baby. Just me."

Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 06:43 PM (FQlFL)

235 In that center pic, Paris looks like she got bitch slapped. Hard.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:43 PM (niZvt)

236 I see the Michael Moore KOS operation hilarity Rush Limbaugh nexus of weirdness and fraud pushing have failed. Romney hate lives on.....

Posted by: whatever at February 28, 2012 06:43 PM (i/wm2)

237 I only know who about half of the brainy people are.  The only reason I know who the Jersey skank is, is that her face, name and voice are shoved at me 24/7 on television and the internet.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at February 28, 2012 06:43 PM (bMLFV)

238 Bacon!!!  Boobehs!!!  Valu-rite!!!  Shoes for the 'ettes!!!

Posted by: NC Ref kicks the blog at February 28, 2012 06:45 PM (/izg2)

239 Ah, good! Everybody seems to be getting along here. I've seen enough bile spewed today on this blog to last until November.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 28, 2012 06:45 PM (IlZPo)

240 The only person i didn't recognize on the poster was the guy on the bottom left.

Posted by: booger at February 28, 2012 06:45 PM (29wvc)

241
Can they reconstruct the nipple, in that situation? Or save the original one? Or would they worry it could be contaminated with cancer?

But assuming they can do a passable job, why on Earth WOULDN'T a woman get that done?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)


Regarding cancer, sometimes they just do a 'lumpectomy' (depending on stage, etc).  They usually leave the nipple in this instance. Though the rest of the breast may end up with a divet and look puckered.     

Regarding elective breast reductions, they can either leave the nipple or remove it and reattach it as a skin graft.

Rearding complete mastectomies for breast CA - they usually take the nipple.  There can be some reconstructions of nipples and tattooing to try and make things look as normal as possible. 

Posted by: someone at February 28, 2012 06:45 PM (bqjJT)

242 In one week the SCOAMF has: apologized abjectly, suggested that veterans and active duty military take a big insurance hit while leaving civilian insurance alone, and is now messing with their food.  I'm trying to decide if this increasing level of harassment is supposed to instigate something (like a soldier "losing it" and becoming violent since that's the mental picture this administration has of those in uniform) or if it's just because he can and being the SCOAMF that he is he'll do _anything_ (yeah, I'm avoiding the italics) to humiliate our armed forces.

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:45 PM (zmm1+)

243

Hi all,

 

Romney's win in Michigan is bad news for Obummer. So far Romney has increased his vote total from his win in 2008 by 10,000 votes and Santorum was nipping at his heels. The total turnout there has to be well over 2008.

 

Looks like giving away out tax money to the UAW may not work out for the Pres.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 06:48 PM (MtwBb)

244 No kidding, Otis. Why hit Kos when you can get the same shit here?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2012 06:48 PM (6RnvM)

245 @247 The blowhard likes to think of himself as having a lot of influence when he doesn't. He doesn't command a national audience compared to Rush Limbaugh. I would think the only influence that Michael Moore has is over at Hostess.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:49 PM (et2m1)

246

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 11:42 PM (mP3uM)

 

 

That's exactly what I mean.  Is that the attitude SCOAMF is trying to create in order to create an incident that will _demand_ his non-military military group or does it just look that way?

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:49 PM (zmm1+)

247 @254, Actually, he increased by 54,661 votes so far.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:49 PM (et2m1)

248 254, Actually, he increased by 54,661 votes so far.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 11:49 PM (et2m1)

 

Damn, that's good news.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 06:51 PM (MtwBb)

249 Actually isn't there a big conspiracy theory that the government has Tesla's missing notebooks & all their laser work (and other stuff I don't remember) is based in his work?


That's because The Man doesn't want you to have free electricity.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2012 06:51 PM (vRSeu)

250 Hello, My  Pretties!

I have missed you all dreadfully.

I am back in Cali for a very short time (a 99th birthday celebration) so I thought I'd drop in and say hello.

Can I get a debrief of the last two weeks???


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 06:51 PM (SsG4J)

251 Tatoos, cool czech.  Nipple tattoos. They've been doing some work on preservation but look, the results aren't pretty.  None of the results are pretty.  Yes, in clothing. Perhaps. The naked result isn't like breast augmentation in a cancer situation. And the feel of them... uhh.

Here's my deal.Peaches.. I love sports.  Boobs got in the way from the time I was.... boobing.  And I was small to begin with.  I can honestly say, after living with the results over the past year, I am happy to have refused the plastic surgery/augmentation (which is now a mandatory insurance coverage if desired).  The mastectomy is  painful and debilitating for months. Add the implant /tummytuck situation on top and you're not fully functioning for 6-8 months, if not a year. 

Here's the trick as I see it:  keep the weight off so you look more like the gymnast or ninja guy.gal.  Otherwise, Alfred Hitchcock profile, here I come.  Not without its challenges.

But I'm a backcountry skier, and I've been able to get up to doing 4k vertical feet this winter.  I used to be able to do 6.5-7k.  I'm a year or two off in achieving my prior skills, and fighting age, old age.  But I'm proud I'm still in the game! 

You can do Gala events with really nice prosthesises. If you must. Heh.
Tell your friend not to fear.  My husband has been exceptional.  He just wants his partner back in top shape. Boobs? sans Boobs. Don't matter. Real love.

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 06:52 PM (VEhDR)

252 Tammy!!!

Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 06:52 PM (4SKYj)

253 re: the cosmetic surgery chart. What is the difference between a pectoral implant and a breast implant? Either one makes the boobehs bigger, no?

Posted by: bobscountrybuffet at February 28, 2012 06:52 PM (kXGbp)

254
92 If field goals weren't invented yet, why the goal posts?

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 11:01 PM (5A2kg)


Drop kicks. Look it up.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 06:53 PM (7+pP9)

255 okay, that was my debrief for tha last two weeks.

Posted by: Jerry at February 28, 2012 06:53 PM (4SKYj)

256 Yay for Tal'T!  Hope the b-day celebration is a lot of fun after your rough couple of weeks.

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 06:53 PM (zmm1+)

257 Ms Tammy! Short time? You made the big move already?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 06:53 PM (k7NnJ)

258 @259 Of the 68000 or so new voters this time around, I would assume that Romney ended up getting 79% of them while Gingrich and Santorum were fighting over the voters that went for Huckabee / McCain. The counties in Michigan are almost exactly the same as was the case in 2008.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:53 PM (et2m1)

259 Latest California kerfluffle. A Ca. Fish and Game employee went hunting a mountain lion, out of state, with a permit. He got one and bagged it. Where the "oops" came in is that he videoed it and put it on Youtube.

So now, Lt. Governor Gavin "I banged my best friend's wife while I was mayor" Newsome wants the guy fired.

Because mountain lions are cuddly and stuff.

SFGATE has the story up.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 06:53 PM (5A2kg)

260 Perhaps unsurprisingly, partners of women with the gene are also more likely to report being unhappy.
***
No dear, your complaining about the way I took the trash out is completely justified. No, I'll make sure I do the dishes the right way next, so I don't make too much noise while you wash Dancing with the Stars.

Posted by: SOme Moron at February 28, 2012 06:54 PM (3aXbg)

261 Hey Miss Tammy!  You've been missed! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 06:54 PM (/izg2)

262 @270, it's not like mountain lions are endangered. I guess Gavin's got to appease the PETA crowd. California's going to hell in a handbasket and the rest of the country is invited anyways.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2012 06:55 PM (et2m1)

263 group or does it just look that way?

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 11:49 PM (zmm1+)

 

If I didn't have a clearance to protect, I'd walk in and tell the CO I was hot for him and really, relly wanted to blow him right there. Hell, I'd blow the fucker just to avoid the chance of having my limbs blown off for absolutely nothing. This nation now has a history of wasting the sacrifices of its heros. Not once, now, but three times.

 

I did six years in uniform and if my kid wanted to serve, I'd whack him in the head and send him to Canada. No more Viet Nams. No more. Ever. It is safer in jail than to defend the untrustworthy government of the USA.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 06:56 PM (mP3uM)

264 Tammy! The ONT lives! A debrief would be great, if you want. I gather your absence wasn't a good thing?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 06:56 PM (I/cLr)

265 Tammy, so nice to have you back! Hope all is well for you!

Posted by: Mysterical Mindy at February 28, 2012 06:57 PM (aWfWC)

266 There was some show that claimed that either the US or the Soviets (maybe both?) made superweapons using Tesla's data. Said superweapons were used to shoot down UFOs.
***
Science doesn't work like that. I know, I know, a profoundly silly show.

But what I am talking about is discovering lost knowledge. If some scientist hides his notebook all his research will be duplicated within a few years by someone else.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2012 06:57 PM (3aXbg)

267 Because mountain lions are cuddly and stuff.

SFGATE has the story up.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2012 11:53 PM (5A2kg)

 

Yes they are, they have nice soft fur you can pet while they are chewing your head off.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 06:57 PM (MtwBb)

268 Tammy!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 06:57 PM (kaalw)

269

I wonder if they have any idea the calories soldiers burn a day when "Working". Most estimates are ~4000/day. That would take a lot of greens.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2012 11:38 PM (gCAKv)

----------------------------

There's an ex-infantry First Lieutenant at my school that's working on his engineering degree.  He tells me that when he was in the mountains of Afghanistan, they ate two MRE's a day and ate everything in them.  They would dump the creamer, pepper, tabasco, etc into the cocoa powder and have "Ranger pudding" just to get a few more calories.  He still lost about twenty pounds in two months.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 28, 2012 06:57 PM (M0NzJ)

270 @262: you sound like a strong and admirable woman, derak. And your hubby is a great guy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 06:58 PM (niZvt)

271 okay time for bed
good night all
happy thoughts for all

Posted by: chemjeff at February 28, 2012 06:59 PM (7FadD)

272 Bebe, death in the family, so I have been in Arkansas.

I have cousins here in Cali whose grandpa on their Daddy's side has long since forgotten I am not his real granddaughter, and he kept asking if I was coming to his party. I have a great love for old people in general, and him especially, so I came back, but mama is having surgery Friday, so I'm flying back to Arkansas again Thursday.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:00 PM (SsG4J)

273 Rocky!

Posted by: Frank-N-Furter at February 28, 2012 07:00 PM (kaalw)

274

"you sound like a strong and admirable woman, derak."

 

 

This.  a lot. 

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 07:01 PM (zmm1+)

275 Derak, God bless you. I love your sass and attitude!

I always said that if God forbid anything happened to Thor, I was gonna shave my head and have my tits removed for prophylactic reasons.

Perhaps I shall have them mounted and send them to Robert. Or bean. Or perhaps CoolCzech?

Decisions, decisions.


Polliwog, I absolutely think SCOAMF is effing with the military on purpose.

Mindy, I owe you an email!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:02 PM (SsG4J)

276 Brad!

Posted by: Janet at February 28, 2012 07:02 PM (kaalw)

277 Brad!

Posted by: Janet at February 29, 2012 12:02 AM (kaalw)

 

Dammit, Janet....

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:03 PM (mP3uM)

278 JERRY!

DC!

CTHULU!!!!!

Peaches, girlfriend, I have been praying for your sweet friend.

Night, chemjeff!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:03 PM (SsG4J)

279 Tammy, prayers for you and your family. Sorry about your loss.

Posted by: Mysterical Mindy at February 28, 2012 07:04 PM (aWfWC)

280 Dammit, Janet....
***
No more rhymes and I mean it!
Hey, does anyone want a peanut?

Posted by: Some Sicilian at February 28, 2012 07:04 PM (3aXbg)

281

"Polliwog, I absolutely think SCOAMF is effing with the military on purpose."

 

 

Oh, I'm sure it's on purpose, you can't _constantly_ do what he's doing on accident.  I'm just wondering if he has a greater purpose in mind or if it's just that he _is_ a SCOAMF and he can.

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 07:05 PM (zmm1+)

282 Mindy, thanks, it was a staggering loss, unexpected....he was very young. Well, 32 is young to me, anyway! But he's at peace now, which is comforting.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:05 PM (SsG4J)

283 Hmmmm.....would a military coup make things more or less fascist???

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 07:06 PM (kaalw)

284 Dr. Scott!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 28, 2012 07:06 PM (I6t1z)

285 razor blades, get your razor blades here. Three bucks each or two for five, rusty ones are on clearance at half the price

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 07:06 PM (M8yfa)

286 Hi, Tammy!  Great to see you!

99! You don't look a day over 86!     (Said the little old gray-haired lady...)


Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (2dNWw)

287 Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 11:52 PM (VEhDR)

God bless you, Derak . . . althought, in spite of what you've been through, it sounds like He already has.  My friend is a stick, tiny little bouncy happy girl.  So, I'm glad that will weigh in her favor.  She's got a lot of love on her side.  She's going to need it. 

Have fun skiing!  As fellow old gal type skier, I am envious! 

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (lbXwl)

288 Gosh I love this place. Thanks y'all for making me blush. 
Ya know how Ynot does this? (*)(*)?

Well.....   ( ------)(------)     Thats me.  Flashin' ya, Cool Czech. Heh.

Back to lurking. Night all.

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (VEhDR)

289 286 Tammy, no worries about the email -- just so you know I appreciate your gift. Goodnight, all. Keep the faith!

Posted by: Mysterical Mindy at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (aWfWC)

290 Hunh!

Posted by: Rocky at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (kaalw)

291 Now that it's time for bed the cat's come and made himself comfortable in my lap for the first time in a week :p

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (zmm1+)

292 I don't care for a peanut, but if ya got a sweet transvestite....eh, maybe not.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

293 Bebe, death in the family, so I have been in Arkansas.

Ah, sweetie, I am so sorry for your loss.  One of those good ol' boys you were cookin' and cleanin' for a while back?  32 is way too young.  Prayers for your family.  And hugs for you.

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 07:08 PM (lbXwl)

294 Theresa, my darling smartass, how the hell are ya????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:08 PM (SsG4J)

295 Tammi we missed you so so bad! the ONT isnt the same without you!!

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:09 PM (r7Ddb)

296 If some scientist hides his notebook all his research will be duplicated within a few years by someone else.
[cough; cough]

Posted by: zombie Pierre de Fermat at February 28, 2012 07:09 PM (6RnvM)

297 Hmmmm.....would a military coup make things more or less fascist???

Posted by: cthulhu at February 29, 2012 12:06 AM (kaalw)

 

Never happen. Civilian control is like a religion to the officer corps. And, to be honest, the nation has the right to commit suicide if it is done, more or less, democratically. Which we have done.

 

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:09 PM (mP3uM)

298
So none of you 'tards know about the drop kick.

It's still a legal play today.

The current knowledge base is pitiable.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:09 PM (7+pP9)

299 I might need to clarify.  When I ask if teh SCOAMF has a "greater purpose" in mind I mean _in his mind_, not that I think somehow his doing this will be greater for the country.

Posted by: Polliwog at February 28, 2012 07:10 PM (zmm1+)

300 Night, Derak. Lurk good! As for me, time to sleep. Night everyone.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (niZvt)

301 Peaches, yes, the youngest one. The hideous thing is, he is the second of my aunt's three kids to die in the last 5 years. She is handling it fairly well, but her grip on reality wasn't the best after her first son died, and she was just coming back around.

Anyway, thanks for the kind thoughts! Don't want to drag the thread down, though.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (SsG4J)

302 So none of you 'tards know about the drop kick.

Don't be ridiculous . . . bitch gene or no, one doesn't rid oneself of 2 loser husbands without mastering that maneuver, Ed. 

Posted by: Peaches gots the bitch gene at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (lbXwl)

303 Gah Tammy!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (k7NnJ)

304 So none of you 'tards know about the drop kick.

It's still a legal play today.

The current knowledge base is pitiable.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 29, 2012 12:09 AM (7+pP9)


yep, was awesome when Flutie did it 6 or so years ago (Brees doing it at the Pro Bowl doesn't count)

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (M8yfa)

305 I'm great, Tammy. 

Sorry about your loss, makes me feel pretty dumb@ss about my stupid joke.  Gotta work more on my timing, but just in case, I'm keeping my day job.

Prayers for you and yours.

We've sure missed you, though.   

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (2dNWw)

306 Stephen Hawkings would pay real money to get blown by Snookie

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at February 28, 2012 07:12 PM (z8HSj)

307 "The Godfather" needed a character named Johnny-Areola to round out the hierarchy.  Wait, what?

Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 07:12 PM (FQlFL)

308 Tammy, I am so sorry for your loss. I hope you know how much you've been in our thoughts, prayers, and hearts. We've missed you.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 07:12 PM (kaalw)

309 Derak, helluva story.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 07:12 PM (4qU0l)

310 Tammy we've been worried about you.  So sorry for your loss *hugs*

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:13 PM (/izg2)

311 Was there a Daytona thread? I suppose I am not the first person to wonder if perhaps Danica Patrick, let alone in a green car, was a mistake?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:13 PM (SsG4J)

312 Hell, I missed a bunch o folks. Got here late. Peaches, TaT, CC. /waves

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 07:13 PM (4qU0l)

313 309
So none of you 'tards know about the drop kick.

It's still a legal play today.

The current knowledge base is pitiable.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 29, 2012 12:09 AM (7+pP9)

 

Yeah Flutie did it for the Patriots in his last game.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 07:14 PM (GULKT)

314 Stephen Hawkings would pay real money to get blown by Snookie

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at February 29, 2012 12:12 AM (z8HSj)

 

So would I, if I got to video tape it, and she signed a model release.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:15 PM (mP3uM)

315 Theresa, there is no such thing as bad timing! A funny is a funny! My bruzzie would have been the first to laugh.

We all need to enjoy the fuck out of every minute, because we have no idea how many we got left.

Life is for living, poppets....let's have some fun up in here!



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:16 PM (SsG4J)

316 Right back at ya, NC Ref!

How are your soccer thighs? 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:16 PM (SsG4J)

317 Ok next month I have a chance to go for a 30 minute ride in either B-17 or B-24 that will be in town for a couple days. costs like 400 bucks for the ride. I am a huge WWII buff and an aircraft mechanic who is nuts for this stuff. Only problem Im having is the argument with my wallet about blowing 400 bucks for 30 minutes or less of flying. Plus id have to take a day off of work as it falls in the middle of my 7 day work hitch. Im leaning towards...fuck it lets rock. Any morons or ettes ever been on one of these rides? Worth it?

Posted by: helofixer at February 28, 2012 07:17 PM (sYof5)

318 Life is for living, poppets....let's have some fun up in here!



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:16 AM (SsG4J)


and shoes. And cats. And dessert. and friends. Seriously, i missed you so much.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:18 PM (r7Ddb)

319 helofixer, my 32 year old cousin died less than two weeks ago. He always wanted to see the Grand Canyon, and never got to.

Take your plane ride, sweetheart, please. You will rememebr that ride the rest of your life.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:19 PM (SsG4J)

320 Tammy - we love you.

Posted by: Jornolist at February 28, 2012 07:19 PM (tytk9)

321 Gushie, is Grim still stateside? I haven't wanted to interrupt!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:19 PM (SsG4J)

322 Take your plane ride, sweetheart, please. You will rememebr that ride the rest of your life.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:19 AM (SsG4J)



agreed. how many times does life offer you the chance to live your dream?


Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:20 PM (r7Ddb)

323 Journo, not half as much as I love y'all, believe me! ( Insert kissy-face emoticon here. )

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:20 PM (SsG4J)

324 Any morons or ettes ever been on one of these rides? Worth it?

Posted by: helofixer at February 29, 2012 12:17 AM (sYof5)

 

I didn't there were only two tickets left. I bought them for my daughters and they went up in a B-17. They loved it and still talk about it and that was 10 years ago. I forget the name of the plane but the group that flew it was the confederate airforce.

 

My mom built B-25's during WWII if I get the chance and there are limited tickets my daughters will be watching from the ground.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 07:22 PM (MtwBb)

325 What Cthulhu said. More eloquent than I could. Welcome back, Tammy. Goodnight everyone. Damn, first good ONT in days, and I can't party with y'all. Have fun.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 07:22 PM (I/cLr)

326 I have a question for you online daters.....have y'all not ever considered dating 'rons and 'ettes?

Cuz if I was a single lady, I can think of at least 10 Morons I'd be hittin' up. That number easily doubles if the married ones would get divorced! 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:23 PM (SsG4J)

327 Why are the Fox people wearing Howdy Doody bandanas?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:23 PM (mP3uM)

328 Grimmy is right here still flush with pride from stiking his finger up a horses nose to clear a fox tail out. Vet vet showed him how. he was thrilled. Cobalt the Horse? not so much. Having a fox tail stuck up his nose made him cranky.

we had a nice dinner and are sittin here chillin out. I got him Skyrim and hes so happy with it! So i blame you for that. I like watching him play tho. To please me, he picked the cat with ear tufts and a mustache.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (r7Ddb)

329 DC, don't go!!!!!  Doggone Cougar anyway.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (SsG4J)

330 Tammy my soccer thighs are sore they need a rub-down, I'm hurtin'!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (/izg2)

331 It was tough night for the Theocrats. It shows they don't have the power they thought.

Posted by: Theocrats lost at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (g6f5V)

332 328 Ok next month I have a chance to go for a 30 minute ride in either B-17 or B-24 that will be in town for a couple days. costs like 400 bucks for the ride. I am a huge WWII buff and an aircraft mechanic who is nuts for this stuff. Only problem Im having is the argument with my wallet about blowing 400 bucks for 30 minutes or less of flying. Plus id have to take a day off of work as it falls in the middle of my 7 day work hitch. Im leaning towards...fuck it lets rock. Any morons or ettes ever been on one of these rides? Worth it?

Posted by: helofixer at February 29, 2012 12:17 AM (sYof5)


========


Go.  It's only money.

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (ufJKx)

333 need a rub-down How YOU doin?!

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (k7NnJ)

334 Oh, Gushie, I bet he is struttin' around the joint like he owns the place. I can just about hear him telling all his peeps about his new horse nose-picking skill!!!!!

Thor is on his second go-round in Skyrim. Although tonight he is back at Resistance....we saw Act of Valor yesterday, and he felt like shootin' the shit outta things, LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (SsG4J)

335 Cuz if I was a single lady, I can think of at least 10 Morons I'd be hittin' up. That number easily doubles if the married ones would get divorced!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:23 AM (SsG4J)

I'm secretly sweet on Toby928. I'll bet he's cute. (oops. sposed ta be lurking) bye.

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (VEhDR)

336 Went into a cold sweat at a presentation today. 4 hour meeting. I remember Ace posting about anxiety. Man can anxiety be an obstacle. I am proud of Ace for sharing his story.

Posted by: Jornolist at February 28, 2012 07:27 PM (tytk9)

337 Oooh, NC, I took two years worth of various massage classes....come hither, young man, come hither!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:27 PM (SsG4J)

338 Tammy, ok. In honor of your return, and all the other 'ettes (wink), I shall have one (1!) more drink with you fine people. Cougar, unfortunately, went to bed before I got home from work. Otherwise, I would be doing other things.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (I/cLr)

339 Never count the Theocrats out.

Feel the Caliphate from 2008!

Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (FQlFL)

340 328, do it, take a ride with the old gal. She may not stomp like she used to, but she's heavy metal. Those -17's and -24's are a thrill just to watch.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (4qU0l)

341 Derak, get yer ass back out here, Woman.

I am totally with you on Toby is cute.

We 'ettes need to start a list......

Problem is, I am greedy, and I don't like to share.

I wants the redheads, the metalheads, the Marines, the ones with tentacles and the Chubbies. Oh, and the smart ones, too.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:30 PM (SsG4J)

342 Journo, anxiety is truly awful. Good on you for battling it, and WINNING!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (SsG4J)

343 Hey MissT..  Welcome.  Be sure to watch out for your Aunt.  There is no blow on earth tougher than losing a child.

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (ufJKx)

344 Oooh, NC, I took two years worth of various massage classes....come hither, young man, come hither!



NC Ref, reporting for duty!



Wait, what?  Yes Miss Tammy...........

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:32 PM (/izg2)

345 Cougar, unfortunately, went to bed before I got home from work. Otherwise, I would be doing other things. Nice. Way to rub it in for those of us not getting any.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:33 PM (k7NnJ)

346 Beer is beyond good tonight.

Posted by: Jornolist at February 28, 2012 07:33 PM (tytk9)

347 jc!!!!!  I know, I know.....and her second one, no less. The first one was only 27.

All y'all need to go and hug your babies tight, even the aggravating ones. Hell, especially them, my cousin was a colossal PITA in many ways.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:33 PM (SsG4J)

348 to, but she's heavy metal. Those -17's and -24's are a thrill just to watch.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 29, 2012 12:28 AM (4qU0l)

 

Agree. When you get old, you should regret the things you did, not the things you didn't do.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:33 PM (mP3uM)

349

uhh, kay... I'll go get some wine. 

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 07:35 PM (VEhDR)

350 Hey! I'm not getting any either.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (I/cLr)

351 Duty?! NC Ref??? A thigh massage from me would be a dreary old [[i]duty in your opinion.

I'm crushed.

Yes, I'm crushed beyond repair, but I shall nobly ask how your house repairs are coming along anyway, cuz I am sweet like that!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (SsG4J)

352 I wants the redheads, the metalheads, the Marines, the ones with tentacles and the Chubbies. Oh, and the smart ones, too.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:30 AM (SsG4J)

 

Chubbies? The Dragon Reborn does not approve of Chubbies. I think you are going to need some time with the Wise Ones.

Posted by: Rand al'Thor at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (mP3uM)

353 359, HLF, Don't regret anything. You only get one ride. Make it a good one. Enjoy as much as you can before the guy makes you get off.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 07:37 PM (4qU0l)

354 hmm I need to wait for the retards to stop posting so me and the owls can talk about real stuff, like legos and nanoblocks

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 07:37 PM (M8yfa)

355 Excellent...Derak's got the wine, Journo's got the beer, I got some Co-cola....

we are stylin.....only thing missin' is Robert with some tunes!

DC, did you run the Cougar so ragged she had to go to bed early???


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (SsG4J)

356 Hey! I'm not getting any either. Tonight. You're not getting any TONIGHT. You will get some tomorrow. I will not. Boy Toy lives too far away.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (k7NnJ)

357 Dude, I am not a retard, just differently abled. ICE CREAM!!!

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (4qU0l)

358 hmm I need to wait for the retards to stop posting Scuse me?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (k7NnJ)

359 Nice. Way to rub it in for those of us not getting any.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 12:33 AM (k7NnJ)

 

Repeat after me. Lower your standards.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (mP3uM)

360 Dude, I am not a retard, just differently abled. ICE CREAM!!!

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 29, 2012 12:38 AM (4qU0l)


nah, the way that should go is "I'm not retarded, I'm just slooooow"

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 07:40 PM (M8yfa)

361 Mr Rand al Thor can kiss my rosy round ass. (And I bet he'll enjoy it, too!) I like my men with some meat on their bones.

Dude, this retard would like to hear all about nanoblocks!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:40 PM (SsG4J)

362 Duty?! NC Ref??? A thigh massage from me would be a dreary old [duty in your opinion.[/i]

I'm crushed.



OMG don't be!  Having the duty is an HONOR!  And I would brag about it for years and years..... 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:40 PM (/izg2)

363 Repeat after me. Lower your standards. Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front Like the lesbian georgetown law student?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:40 PM (k7NnJ)

364 Or did I mean the Dragon Reborn can kiss my ass? I really need to read the books already, don't I?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (SsG4J)

365 Guy walks into a bar...

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (4qU0l)

366 The Bitch Gene:  otherwise known as the Liberal Gene, which men have too.

Evening 'rons.  I just sifted through 568 profiles on Match.com.  God do i have a headache now.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 07:42 PM (TCyyS)

367 NC Ref, if I didn't suspect there might be a woman or two waiting around to destroy me for getting anywhere near your soccer thighs, I'd take you up on it, you flatterer, you!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (SsG4J)

368 Ok Grim's new guilty pleasure is watching Preppers on Nat Geo Channel. wow. some of these people have just made me feel officially well grounded and normal, and i am a CONFIRMED crazy cat lady with too many horses. wow like ok you have these people come film you prepping, express your doubts about the govt and food stability and put a huge target on yourself.


my question


why not just put a sign on your lawn saying TAKE ME TO THE CAMPS, OR KILL ME AND TAKE ALL MY SHIT?

I have only seen two people i would call smart, and who were aquiring skills that seems sane and practical. Neither of those people revealed stashes or bugout shelters. One dude nearly blew off his thumb with his own gun on camera, then passed out.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (r7Ddb)

369 CoolCzech, wasn't Jan Masaryk thrown out of his Prague office...WINDOW by his Red "partners" back in '48 or thereabouts? 

The most infamous modern defenestration.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (hRH92)

370 Well, now Ms Hendricks' Jugs, you have posted at a very opportune moment.

Why don't you hit up one of the 'ettes??

Seriously has anyone ever made a match here?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:45 PM (SsG4J)

371 Gushie, I don't get that, either. Why give away all your secrets???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (SsG4J)

372 Bebe, a rabbit and a phone line will tide you over. Gushka, yeah those guys are my shopping list if the poop hits the paddles.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (I/cLr)

373 Guy walks into a bar...



OW!  Damn bar.

Posted by: Blind guy at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (/izg2)

374 So, this baby seal walks into a club....

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (I/cLr)

375 "Seriously has anyone ever made a match here?"

SOON

Posted by: derit at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (FQlFL)

376 Why don't you hit up one of the 'ettes??

I actually met Rum once.  We had about as much chemistry as a dead horse baking in the Arizona sun.  You know I always thought my mother was being rather racist when she said Chinese women are often emotionally cold and steely.  Well....

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (TCyyS)

377 a rabbit and a phone line will tide you over. Oooh, that reminds me. Gushie, didn't Grimmy want to go to the pleasure chest with us?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (k7NnJ)

378 A rabbit. I see the ONT is still the same font of new information as ever.

Dare I ask?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (SsG4J)

379 382 Gushie, I don't get that, either. Why give away all your secrets???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:46 AM (SsG4J)


my HUGE PROBLEM is this: if you are worried that the govt is unstable or there will be martial law (read FACIST GOVT, people kicking in doors) why would you want to be caught on VIDEO  expressing doubt and making preparations? It makes my brain hurt trying to understand them!

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (r7Ddb)

380 Dude, this retard would like to hear all about nanoblocks!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:40 AM (SsG4J)


micro legos, talking 8mmx8mm sized pieces (and thats the normal size as there are smaller ones)

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (M8yfa)

381 Dare I ask? Vibrator. Made famouse by sex andthe city.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (k7NnJ)

382 Well, that could happen on match.com, too! Don't give up so easily, sir.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (SsG4J)

383 Is that the Pleasure Chest in West LA, or maybe West Hollywood??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (SsG4J)

384 So, this baby seal walks into a club....



OW!!!

Posted by: Baby seal at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (/izg2)

385 Seriously has anyone ever made a match here?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:45 AM (SsG4J)

 

I remember Monty was gonna get all sexed up if Moronapalooza had ever happened. Otherwise, not that I know of. Most moronettes seem to want a 6'2" mid twenties SEAL. No UDT need apply.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (mP3uM)

386 Is that the Pleasure Chest in West LA, or maybe West Hollywood?? WeHo it be.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (k7NnJ)

387 So I figured out why anyone would have scotch and water.  Have your scotch neat or on the rocks and drink a glass of water before you hit the sack.  That's my kinda scotch and water.  Still struggling with scotch and soda.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (JKNDp)

388 Ah, I figured it was a slang term for a mechanical device. I feel so smug. No doubt they have them at the Pleasure Chest.

Probably NOT made out of nanoblocks, though.

Dude, it seem like they'd hurt to put together that tiny!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (SsG4J)

389 Most moronettes seem to want a 6'2" mid twenties SEAL. 6' Recon Marine please.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (k7NnJ)

390 Is that the Pleasure Chest in West LA, or maybe West Hollywood??



I cried when Frederick's started burning during the Rodney King riots.  Partly because I was about 10 blocks away from the riots and 10 miles from home.  Right turns and a full tank of gas made it ok though.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:54 PM (/izg2)

391 394 Is that the Pleasure Chest in West LA, or maybe West Hollywood??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:51 AM (SsG4J)

sure is.

I keep threatening to take her there. That, and the Soap Plant for interesting offbeat hilarious reading material and high grade XXX graphic Novels. You know WACKO novelty and magic store moved into there and shares space with them and Le Luz De Jesus Gallery?

I love all that shit. She wont NEED a boyfriend after that.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (r7Ddb)

392 No UDT need apply.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 29, 2012 12:52 AM (mP3uM)

What's a UDT? Are they cute?

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (VEhDR)

393 Yippeeee!  Nice to see the ONT humming along!

I don't remember any ONT date matches since my time here, but it's not something I really pay any attention to.  

For my part, there are several of you here, 'rons and 'ettes, that I'd love to get together and have a beer or 3 or 4 or 10 with!    

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 07:56 PM (2dNWw)

394 I cried when Frederick's started burning during the Rodney King riots Ninja, please. Trashy Lingerie!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:56 PM (k7NnJ)

395 Well, that could happen on match.com, too! Don't give up so easily, sir.

I try not to, but Jesus.  It's like online dating turns the shallowness of humanity up by a factor of eleventy!!1111

My family don't know shit, no romantic interests at work and the bar scene is AWFUL.  I am seriously fucked six ways from Sunday.

Anyone complaining about their marriage should seroiusly STFU.  It is ROUGH out here.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 07:56 PM (TCyyS)

396 OMG, Bebe, I have been there! When I first moved out here, and was dumb as a box of rocks. You think I'm stupid now! I had no idea what gay was. I thought people were teasing me about it.

Talk about a learning experience. The guys were so sweet, though. Very patient. Answered every single question I had. I still questioned some of what they told me, mind you.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (SsG4J)

397 6' Recon Marine please.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 12:53 AM (k7NnJ)


Grim is 5'10 and suits me just fine. Small badasses are easier to feed.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (r7Ddb)

398 HLF, are you UDT? If so, you have my deepest respect and gratitude. Also, been meaning to ask, are you the same guy who used to post here as rodent liberation front? Bebe, is boy toy Recon? Or just fantasizing?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (I/cLr)

399 6' Recon Marine please.

I swear I just saw your dating profile 5 minutes ago.  What, airmen get no love?  BLEEP YOU.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (TCyyS)

400 Tammy, it IS pretty off the wall. Used to go in there with the girls on the way to the strip in the 80s and laugh our drunk asses off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (k7NnJ)

401 6' Recon Marine please.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 12:53 AM (k7NnJ)


They totally suck at discussing pending legislation. But,. yeah, I'd much rather hit a lady marine than a D.C. policy wog. When I was in the Navy I had a marine girlfriend with the most amazing green eyes....

 

To this day, those luminous green eyes haunt me.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (mP3uM)

402 Ninja, please. Trashy Lingerie! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy




OK let's go shopping! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (/izg2)

403 Goddamned frigging BBcode shit (fixes italics) 

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (TCyyS)

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:00 PM (/izg2)

405 Bebe, is boy toy Recon? Or just fantasizing? Nope, dad was military, like mine. Course my dad was a Marine. Heh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:00 PM (k7NnJ)

406 Yes, what's a UDT??

 I am drawn to tall men cuz I am a tall chick, but I'd never turn a guy down based on his height.

Besides, tell me all the Morons don't want a 20 year old with a perfect body....


Honestly if I had to start dating again, I'd start here.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:00 PM (SsG4J)

407 I don't like the right slant of this blog.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:00 PM (I/cLr)

408 Speaking of clubs and baby seals~

http://tinyurl.com/7oqrkus


Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 08:01 PM (2dNWw)

409 Talk about a learning experience. The guys were so sweet, though. Very patient. Answered every single question I had. I still questioned some of what they told me, mind you.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 12:57 AM (SsG4J)


OMG they are sweet! i can just picture what happened!!! thats almost as funny as when ... nope. not gonna tell that story, now that i think of it. and i think its better i dont tell the others, either....

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 08:01 PM (r7Ddb)

410 I always just figured that four kids was likely to be a deal breaker.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:01 PM (zmm1+)

411 Someone missed it /i tag, again.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 08:02 PM (4qU0l)

412 OK let's go shopping! Posted by: NC Ref As long as you're buying. Oh and we promised Grim a fashion show up there when he got home. So you get him and Gushie along for the ride.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:02 PM (k7NnJ)

413 What's a UDT? Are they cute?

Posted by: Derak at February 29, 2012 12:55 AM (VEhDR)

 

Heh. They are the silver backs of the Navy. Their knuckles really do drag the ground. 

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 08:02 PM (mP3uM)

414 Ok, fixed, nevermind. UDT were Navy frogmen during WWII (I think) and then through Korea and Vietnam, until the SEALS came along. They would swim onto beaches and blow up obstacles ahead of the Marines. True American badasses.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:03 PM (I/cLr)

415 NC Ref, you drink too much or get bleeped?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:03 PM (k7NnJ)

416 So you get him and Gushie along for the ride.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy




If Grim's there I'm buying!!! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (/izg2)

417 I am drawn to tall men cuz I am a tall chick, but I'd never turn a guy down based on his height.

I'm curious about this, I'm only 5'10 and there was one cute girl's profile who was listed as being 6 feet tall.  I passed on it but someone told me they might be more willing to date a shorter guy because at that height, the pickings are considerably slimmer. 

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (TCyyS)

418 TELL IT, Gushie, TELL IT!

Theresa, I darn near didn't click, but that was too cute!

Polliwog, four kids are a GREAT screening process. Your children seem fun and clever to me. I suspect the problem will lie more in them approving anyone!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (SsG4J)

419 ""If we want to keep it from becoming another jihadi sanctuary we can keep blowing up people using drones and bombers and I'm thinking a sustained bombing campaign could make the Khyber Pass well, un-passable.""



I was all for orbital bombardment of  that shithole from the very beginning and turning all the big rocks into fucking sand.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:06 PM (FMbng)

420 NC Ref, you drink too much or get bleeped?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 01:03 AM (k7NnJ)



I thought I proved my drinking skills at the DL party last summer!  Or did you "forget" the concert?  If you want more proof then BRING IT ON!  I gots skillz.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:06 PM (/izg2)

421 actually, I do believe one 'ron and 1 'ette have gotten married.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 08:06 PM (QaYwz)

422 Woot! MissT is back on! We missed you and hope everything is going ok.

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 08:06 PM (q/891)

423 A lot of tall chicks are self-conscious about their height. Some insecure beta males won't date a woman taller than they are. Pure foolishness, if you ask me. This is the reason a lot of tall women have crummy posture. Trying to look shorter during their teens.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:07 PM (I/cLr)

424 So you get him and Gushie along for the ride.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 01:02 AM (k7NnJ)


 (hes gleeful at the prospect)

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 08:07 PM (r7Ddb)

425 NC fixed the italics, you just can't see the closed tag he posted

5'10 would be fine with me. And it's only 2 inches for her, that's not the end of the world.

Political leanings are the deal breaker for me. Height is not a big deal.



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:07 PM (SsG4J)

426 430, can I get a Hooah?

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 08:07 PM (4qU0l)

427 fuuuu I knew I should have been watching Cross Assault, I missed the sexual harassment

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (M8yfa)

428 Or did you "forget" the concert? Nope, nor did I forget that I spent the better part of that night on the floor in the head. My stomach still churns when i think about how much i drank. GAG

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (k7NnJ)

429

"I don't like the right slant of this blog." DC in Towson.

Let me help you out a bit.  "Obama is a SCOAMF" means Obama is a stuttering cluster fuck of a miserable failure.  You will see a lot of that around here.  We welcome serious debate and logical arguements from all sides.  Bring your A game.  If that sort of thing offends you don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (JKNDp)

430 Thanks Tammy, you're sweet (and right about my kids of course). In fairness to anyone not wanting to deal with my kids, I'm not sure I'd be up to taking responsibility for more kids either.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (zmm1+)

431 I do believe one 'ron and 1 'ette have gotten married. Who who?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:09 PM (k7NnJ)

432 "I was all for orbital bombardment of that shithole from the very beginning and turning all the big rocks into fucking sand."

This and some fine soccer things would get my motor runnin', is all I'm sayin'.

Make sure the girl has got her head on straight first, and don't worry about how tall either of you are!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:10 PM (SsG4J)

433 ""Besides, tell me all the Morons don't want a 20 year old with a perfect body....""


Hey Miss T!! Place wasn't the same without you.

Um..no on the 20 year old. I would settle for a little older with a nice body and not have to deal with the frigging mental baggage a 20 year old chick has.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:10 PM (FMbng)

434 If that sort of thing offends you don't let the door hit you in the ass. He was referring to the italics

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:10 PM (k7NnJ)

435 If that sort of thing offends you don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 29, 2012 01:08 AM (JKNDp)


WHOA WHOA, OD, he was making a joke about the italics!


He is WAY cool!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:10 PM (SsG4J)

436 Damn it Ace.  Get the blog back up to the old standards.  Italics, enhanced print and hyperlinks can't be that hard to bring back.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (JKNDp)

437 bebe, I believe it was Mortis and I can't remember the 'ette right now.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (QaYwz)

438 Dan, relax, I was talking bout the italics. I'm somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun, but I come here for the boobehs and bacon and guns and gingers.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (I/cLr)

439 slanting right is unelectable

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (M8yfa)

440 Polli, that's a good point, actually. Not quite ready for the Brady Bunch scenario???

Did you ever read Yours Mine and Ours, though? Darling darling book.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:12 PM (SsG4J)

441

"He was referring to the italics"

in contrite voice. Never mind.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:12 PM (JKNDp)

442 Since the question was asked and not answered : UDT = underwater demolition team

Posted by: Another insomniac moron at February 28, 2012 08:12 PM (OL96w)

443 430, can I get a Hooah?

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 29, 2012 01:07 AM (4qU0l)

 

Not from a sailor you won't. Bite me, is the official Navy  chant.  Marines do that Ooo Rah crap.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 08:12 PM (mP3uM)

444 Zakn, HELLO!  I let my darn free trial expire. But I did take the survey.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:13 PM (SsG4J)

445 Damn it Ace. Get the blog back up to the old standards. Italics,enhanced print and hyperlinks can't be that hard to bring back.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 29, 2012 01:11 AM (JKNDp)


I know you're not new but this is the HQ where nothing works, has been and will always be

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 08:13 PM (M8yfa)

446 ""but I come here for the boobehs and bacon and guns and gingers.""



yeah that covers all the food groups. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:13 PM (FMbng)

447 Bebe, Tammy, thanks ladies. I'm new here but I can handle myself. But having two badass broads at your back never hurt a man, did it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:13 PM (I/cLr)

448 Damn, I get mean when I drink.  Who knew?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:13 PM (JKNDp)

449 448 bebe, I believe it was Mortis and I can't remember the 'ette right now.



Elspeth?  some derivative of Elizabeth?  If I'm right then I'm spending way too much time drinking here.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:14 PM (/izg2)

450 Ooo Rah crap. that annoyed the shit out of my dad. he said that was army crap. the reply to semper fi when he was in was gung ho

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:14 PM (k7NnJ)

451 I think PGiS and Ghengis broke up about the time I started reading the ONT. They're the only couple I know of (not that that means much).

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:14 PM (zmm1+)

452 That sounds right NC Ref.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 08:15 PM (QaYwz)

453 No hard feelings Dan. Life is fucking tough, get a helmet.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:15 PM (I/cLr)

454 Berserker, you know I love ya, but I have a hard time believing you'd turn down a 20 year old. (Though I know you're a gentleman at heart!)


 Since it's all fantasy anyway, I'll ensure she's baggage free, how's that??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:15 PM (SsG4J)

455 But having two badass broads at your back never hurt a man, did it? Added bonus: We're gingers

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:15 PM (k7NnJ)

456 Some insecure beta males won't date a woman taller than they are. Pure foolishness, if you ask me.

About as foolish as a 5'0 feet tall girl refusing to date anyone who isn't 6'4 tall minimum?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:15 PM (TCyyS)

457 Good evening.

http://tinyurl.com/6qou3gp

I think if this guy wanted to be gay and serve openly he should have joined the Navy, amirite? *Runs*

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:16 PM (4ixH5)

458 Gawd damn it, Robert.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:17 PM (SsG4J)

459 To quote that famous philosopher The Duke, "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:17 PM (JKNDp)

460 Ooh rah is crap. The sentiment is properly expressed as a guttural noise that can best be represented in letters as "Errrrrraaah!". And it indicates a desire to do serious violence in accomplishment of the mission.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:17 PM (I/cLr)

461 ""Berserker, you know I love ya, but I have a hard time believing you'd turn down a 20 year old. (Though I know you're a gentleman at heart!)""


I don't think I said anything about turning one down. I just said I would "rather" go a little older. I'm crazy, not stupid. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:18 PM (FMbng)

462 bebe, I believe it was Mortis and I can't remember the 'ette right now.

Posted by: CDR M at February 29, 2012 01:11 AM (QaYwz)

 

I thought they were already a threesome, er...couple.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 08:18 PM (mP3uM)

463 Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 29, 2012 01:13 AM (JKNDp)

Oh my. Can't help it but I'm so laughing.   Sorry Dan.  You stepped in it. Tee hee.

Posted by: Derak at February 28, 2012 08:18 PM (VEhDR)

464 454,HLF, fair enough. Which way to billeting and the chow hall? Do I need to remove footgear when steppin on the grey lady?

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 08:18 PM (4qU0l)

465 I seem to recall some 'ette jumping on one night saying she and one of the Morons were doingdecadence, but I cant remember who it was. I want to say it was chemjeff, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:19 PM (SsG4J)

466 Something else I'm noticing about these profiles.  Lots and lots of women who won't date past a certain age either.  Like, literally reading profiles of 30-34 year women who won't date a guy who is 35 and older (I'm 35)

Fucking seriously.  You can't overcome a 1 year difference?  Seriously?  WTF?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:19 PM (TCyyS)

467 Thats fine MissT, Only terrible people play that game anyway

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 08:19 PM (q/891)

468 Oh yeah, I forgot about Morris and Elizabeth, I think that was her name. Wonder how they're doing or if they come back from time to time. 

Ohio Dan, if I didn't know DC was a good guy I might have gotten a little snarkfull on him myself.  I'm trying to do better with that and ignore the trolls  who get me riled up.

   

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 08:20 PM (2dNWw)

469 she and one of the Morons were doingdecadenc Oh yeah. Damn, can't remember who. Definitely not chemjeff

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:20 PM (k7NnJ)

470 ""Some insecure beta males won't date a woman taller than they are. Pure foolishness, if you ask me.""


I don't have that hangup.  I'm 5-10, so if she is taller than me then it only means she probably has some long ass legs, and its gonna be one hell of a fun ride.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:20 PM (FMbng)

471 466 But having two badass broads at your back never hurt a man, did it?

Added bonus: We're gingers

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 01:15 AM (k7NnJ)


Crazy obnoxious Gingers and a wingman who really can fight his way out of a paper bag! Grim would totally have your back. You sent him chocolate in the Land of NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 08:20 PM (r7Ddb)

472 Ok, lots to respond to. In order of importance: Yay, gingers! 20 year old women are Gods most annoying creation. Thank God they grow up into Cougars. So, an inter service rivalry, is it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:21 PM (I/cLr)

473 "I don't think I said anything about turning one down. I just said I would "rather" go a little older....I'm crazy, not stupid. lol"

Now there's my man..... I knew I couldn't have misjudged you so badly!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:21 PM (SsG4J)

474 I saw the movie based on the book Tammy. The thought of trying to make something like that work terrifies me. I'm in awe of what people just a couple of generations back were able to accomplish. Having no choice mighthave had something to do with it I guess.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:21 PM (zmm1+)

475 30-34 year women who won't date a guy who is 35 and older My cutoff is 8 years. younger. cougar time!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:21 PM (k7NnJ)

476

I think I will check the Drudge Report to see if he's orgasmic over the Romney win.  I imagine the Drudge Report looks like a bukkake scene.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:22 PM (JKNDp)

477 Definitely not chemjeff



Not for a lack of trying!  We are going to get him some I swear!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:22 PM (/izg2)

478 Oh, I'm gonna be one of those terrible people who plays it, don't you worry, Zakn. It'll just take me awhile is all. I am getting the newsletter now, lol!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:22 PM (SsG4J)

479 Thats fine MissT, Only terrible people play that game anyway

Posted by: Zakn at February 29, 2012 01:19 AM (q/891)


which game?


still can't people are shocked as sexual harassment in the FGC

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 08:23 PM (M8yfa)

480 Evening roonz and roonettez! The hardest thing I ever had to do was earn the right to be called "Dad" by my wife's kids. Hardest thing...and most rewarding thing as well.


Now if I could just get the freeloading bastards to move out of my house...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at February 28, 2012 08:23 PM (xa1/W)

481 Not for a lack of trying! We are going to get him some I swear! No! Please don't corrupt him!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 08:25 PM (UR5vq)

482 Not for a lack of trying! We are going to get him some I swear! I didn't mean it like that! I meant literally not involved.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:25 PM (k7NnJ)

483
Fucking seriously. You can't overcome a 1 year difference? Seriously? WTF?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 29, 2012 01:19 AM (TCyyS)


I tried the online thing after my divorce. Grim was just my friend then and watched my dating Fails with much amusement. In these bitches defense... Dudes lie. 35 is code for 47. 45 is code for 50 and up.

like dude if we actually meet you its not like we arent gonna KNOW. and yet, still they lie. so that is part of the issue.

not to scare you but i got two stalkers during that time. Use a special email addy just for those hookups and a separate cell phone line.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 08:25 PM (r7Ddb)

484 465 Berserker, you know I love ya, but I have a hard time believing you'd turn down a 20 year old. (Though I know you're a gentleman at heart!)


Since it's all fantasy anyway, I'll ensure she's baggage free, how's that??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 01:15 AM (SsG4J)



==========


Bers can speak for himself, but I'd turn it down, too.  Been there, done that. I appreciate the beauty of young things, but I only want to look.  I just could never imagine listening to all that shit all over again.  Girls are wonderful, but they are never a substitute for a real woman.

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 08:25 PM (ufJKx)

485 Nope, just a simple headline.  Drudge did finally get around to posting the Hawking sex club story.  I can see him hitting the button on his chair and the voice gizmo saying Boom chocolaka, boom chocolaka!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:26 PM (JKNDp)

486 No! Please don't corrupt him! Now would you be saying that if Shannon Tweed was involved? I think not...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:26 PM (k7NnJ)

487  
no CS: GO beta

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 08:26 PM (M8yfa)

488 Hi GGE! Hi There's a. (that was me, not autocorrect) thanks for not giving me shit. Bebe, I think you and Cougar would get along great. 12.5 years difference.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:26 PM (I/cLr)

489 Added bonus: We're gingers

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 29, 2012 01:15 AM (k7NnJ)


You have my undivided attention.


Oh and Robert? Lick me where I poop. (no don't, that's just gross)

Posted by: GGE of the Retired Navy at February 28, 2012 08:26 PM (xa1/W)

490 I'm afraid you're too _young_ for me CHMJ I'm almost 38.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:27 PM (zmm1+)

491 What's after cougars, leopards(liver spots)?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:28 PM (JKNDp)

492 "it only means she probably has some long ass legs, and its gonna be one hell of a fun ride."

Damn straight it does!

***********************

Polliwog, the book is really good. I have never seen the movie. Well, I think I saw the original one, it was cute,too, if I remember it right. Lucille Ball and Henry Fonda.

**********************

I'd be a little embarrassed to date someone way younger than me, BUT, if I am perfectly honest, I don't think dating is really what I am mainly interested in from a kid in his 20s, right? And I'd keep that way low key.

I couldn't do it period, I just mean if I did go after a 23 year old, I doubt I'd go public with it, good grief!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:28 PM (SsG4J)

493 Been there, done that. I appreciate the beauty of young things, but I only want to look. I just could never imagine listening to all that shit all over again. Girls are wonderful, but they are never a substitute for a real woman.

Posted by: jc at February 29, 2012 01:25 AM (ufJKx)



^^^^ this ^^^^

Posted by: GGE of the Retired Navy at February 28, 2012 08:28 PM (xa1/W)

494 In these bitches defense... Dudes lie.



Women lie too.  Don't even buy them bitches a fkn pizza!

Posted by: Herman Cain at February 28, 2012 08:28 PM (/izg2)

495 476 I seem to recall some 'ette jumping on one night saying she and one of the Morons were doingdecadence, but I cant remember who it was. I want to say it was chemjeff, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 01:19 AM (SsG4J)

 

Chris in VA was the moron.  The 'ette used a few different names at times but I believe she was the one that made the Blade of Olympus cookie for Kratos at a Meet-up.

 

I think those are rare.  Since we're all spread across the country the chances of being close enough to see if there is chemistry isn't exactly high.  So alas I will never likely know just how much a disappointment I could be to any of the single moronettes

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 08:28 PM (GULKT)

496 12.5 years difference. I only got 5 on the boy toy. You're more in the Gushie/Grim range there. What are you guys Gushie, 11, 12 years?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:29 PM (k7NnJ)

Posted by: hftvj at February 28, 2012 08:29 PM (e1bDC)

498 ""Bers can speak for himself, but I'd turn it down, too. Been there, done that. I appreciate the beauty of young things, but I only want to look. I just could never imagine listening to all that shit all over again. Girls are wonderful, but they are never a substitute for a real woman""


yeah that was kind of my original point. The 20 years olds have a ton of mental baggage. I remember those days well, when I went through chicks like guitar strings. I decided it was best to think of them as a rented ferrari. Race it around and drop it off. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:29 PM (FMbng)

499 Hi, GGE!  I remember the first time my ex's son called me "Mom."  He was a 7 year old when we got married, and I told him he could call me mom or he could call me Theresa, whatever he felt comfortable with.  He decided on calling me mom, and I loved it.   Unfortunately, we've lost contact in the intervening years.  He was a great kid, and I miss him.  The ex, not so much.    

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 08:30 PM (2dNWw)

500 I'm afraid you're too _young_ for me CHMJ I'm almost 38.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 29, 2012 01:27 AM (zmm1+)



Ah, you're just a young'un then! (as for me, I'm an old man of 45. And that doesn't mean 50, it means 45.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:30 PM (xa1/W)

501 My BH is taller than I am.




Standing.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 08:30 PM (kaalw)

502 Gawd damn it, Robert..... Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 01:17 AM (SsG4J) Hey thar!

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:30 PM (4ixH5)

503 504 Been there, done that. I appreciate the beauty of young things, but I only want to look. I just could never imagine listening to all that shit all over again. Girls are wonderful, but they are never a substitute for a real woman. Posted by: jc at February 29, 2012 01:25 AM (ufJKx) ^^^^ this ^^^^ Posted by: GGE of the Retired Navy at February 29, 2012 01:28 AM (xa1/W) ^^^^ this, this, a thousand times, this^^^^

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:31 PM (I/cLr)

504 Bebe, I think you and Cougar would get along great. 12.5 years difference.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 29, 2012 01:26 AM (I/cLr)

thats the diff with me and Grim. seems youre happy too. cool. the young uns are FRISKY. I admit i have done some very naughty things in my time, but the first time he spent the night i felt like a DIRTY GIRL... he was 23.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 08:31 PM (r7Ddb)

505 So alas I will never likely know just how much a disappointment I could be to any of the single moronettes

Posted by: buzzion at February 29, 2012 01:28 AM (GULKT)



Me, too. They're all either west coast or midwest.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:32 PM (xa1/W)

506 Goodnight folks.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 28, 2012 08:32 PM (JKNDp)

507 (no don't, that's just gross)

Posted by: GGE of the Retired Navy at February 29, 2012 01:26 AM (xa1/W)


It's just as well, the only thing I got ready to use as a dental dam was some cling wrap.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:33 PM (4ixH5)

508 I'm going to be 40 in June and I'm resigned to being alone.I have a kitteh at least.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 08:33 PM (7W3wI)

509 NIte OD

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:33 PM (k7NnJ)

510 Night, Ohio Dan, pleasant dreams!

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 08:33 PM (2dNWw)

511 Good night, Dan.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:34 PM (4ixH5)

512 steevy, stop taking in stray animals.

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 08:34 PM (q/891)

513 45 is code for 50 and up.like dude if we actually meet you its not like we arent gonna KNOW. and yet, still they lie. so that is part of the issue.not to scare you but i got two stalkers during that time. Use a special email addy just for those hookups and a separate cell phone line.

Holy shit.  What's the code for 35 then, 20?  Maybe I should put that in.

honestly, first thing I want is a coffee date just to get that shit out of the way and past the superficial crap of a dating profile.  Profiles are all bullshit anyway, but I've emailed well over 100 women and only got three responses in return, including one really cute chubby girl I REALLY wanted to meet, who never returned my email.  Maybe she thought the distance was too much (hour and a half drive.)  I mean its just coffee for fuck's sake, I'm not fucking asking you to marry me.

But there were only like 15-20 local matches I could go through and pretty much tapped that all out so I've branched out beyond 100 miles.  I travel a lot and have no roots here so I could move if I need to, but still, no dice.

I guess I really just needed to look like George Clooney or something.  Then all that ridiculous shit about being 6'4 high and must work in investment financing and be a gym rat or some such bullshit would go out the window.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:34 PM (TCyyS)

514 I have a question for you online daters.....have y'all not ever considered dating 'rons and 'ettes?

Met Rum once, but I think she was humoring Kratos.  Sweet girl.

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (XzxB+)

515 So, an inter service rivalry, is it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 29, 2012 01:21 AM (I/cLr)

 

Two marines walk into the Admiralty (fucking)  Club  in Hong Kong, turn over their mugs and say, "Fuck the Queen." Being American, I had to come to their aid. Brit marines hit hard. Fucking marines.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (mP3uM)

516 Robert! Helluva way to welcome me back, dude. Gross!!!!

jc and bers, I get what you mean, I really do. I am still smiling behind your backs, though. But I do believe you really mean it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (SsG4J)

517 I'm going to be 40 in June and I'm resigned to being alone.I have a kitteh at least.

Posted by: steevy at February 29, 2012 01:33 AM (7W3wI)



I have a dawg. He was the wife's dog, half Doxie and half Poodle (he's a Doodle). It's really not fair to him, though, cause I'm not home enough to spend a lot of time with him, but he's always happy to see me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (xa1/W)

518 I have a kitteh at least. Posted by: steevy at February 29, 2012 01:33 AM (7W3wI) There's all kinds of young runaways at shelters that would never be missed. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (4ixH5)

519 The Lucille Ball version was the one I saw as well Tammy. It's one of my f-i-l's favorite movies.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (zmm1+)

520 I was 23 as well. We got married 11 months after we first laid eyes on each other, so I guess I did something for her (or to her) that she couldn't get elsewhere. And they say a woman hits her sexual peak in her mid to late 30s. Empirically, I would say....yes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (I/cLr)

521 ""I admit i have done some very naughty things in my time, but the first time he spent the night i felt like a DIRTY GIRL... he was 23.""


Let me calm your fears. I bet to this fucking day he's still bragging about it. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:36 PM (FMbng)

522 Hi, GGE! I remember the first time my ex's son called me "Mom." He was a 7 year old when we got married, and I told him he could call me mom or he could call me Theresa, whatever he felt comfortable with. He decided on calling me mom, and I loved it. Unfortunately, we've lost contact in the intervening years. He was a great kid, and I miss him. The ex, not so much.

Posted by: Theresa at February 29, 2012 01:30 AM (2dNWw)



I was about that age when my Mom got re-married to my step-dad.  He is awesome, 30 years later I still call him "Dad."  Pisses my father off to this day bwahahahaha but he shoulda been there to teach me how to throw a ball and ride a bike and not cry when I fell down and shit.


http://tinyurl.com/yzc9hq7

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:36 PM (/izg2)

523 Wow, meetup central? Or meatup central. Need to link the singles up, folks. Just got to the age where our young-uns could vote. Happy to be married.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at February 28, 2012 08:37 PM (4qU0l)

524 >>>I actually met Rum once. We had about as much chemistry as a dead horse baking in the Arizona sun. You know I always thought my mother was being rather racist when she said Chinese women are often emotionally cold and steely. Well....
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 29, 2012 12:48 AM (TCyyS)


Nice that you say that when you think I'm not around. Sorry it didn't work out for you.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:37 PM (gmobm)

525 I bet to this fucking day he's still bragging about it You should see the big ol grin he gets perusing her boobehs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:38 PM (k7NnJ)

526 Helluva way to welcome me back, dude. Gross!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 01:35 AM (SsG4J)


I got some cute for ya.


http://tinyurl.com/232wcea


http://tinyurl.com/837xqly

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:38 PM (4ixH5)

527 Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 29, 2012 01:34 AM (TCyyS)

The problem for me is that most of those profiles are so damn generic that they're worthless.  It all 22-32 yo women who love the outdoors and sports, but can wear a little black dress and heels [Editors note: I hate that phrase].  They all work a job that they claim to love and love to travel and are looking for their "partner in crime".  Bleh.

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2012 08:38 PM (XzxB+)

528 >>>Met Rum once, but I think she was humoring Kratos. Sweet girl.

Awww, I really enjoyed meeting you. Thanks for saying something nice about me.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:38 PM (gmobm)

529 Brit marines hit hard. Fucking marines.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 29, 2012 01:35 AM (mP3uM)



Seen that done. Portsmouth England. Our Marines and theirs, theirs started a game called "punches" where you take a drink and slug the guy to your left, he takes a drink and slugs the guy to his left, and so on. Our Marines didn't know how to play, so they just slugged back.  It was epic.


The second duty section of our Marines were at the Hard Rock in London and their Captain did the glass upside down on the bar thing, started a big row with, of all people, the punks.  First day in port and 2/3ds of the Marines were in the brig somewhere. The third duty section never got off the boat. F'n Marines.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:39 PM (xa1/W)

530 Nice that you say that when you think I'm not around. Sorry it didn't work out for you.

Oh I know you're always around.  It's not like you have anywhere else to be.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:39 PM (TCyyS)

531 Speaking of Rum, if any of you still see her tell her hello for me.  Haven't seen her on the ONT in quite a while. 

Well, time for me to sign off and start racking some Zs.  Have a great night, everyone!   

Posted by: Theresa at February 28, 2012 08:41 PM (2dNWw)

532 The problem for me is that most of those profiles are so damn generic that they're worthless. It all 22-32 yo women who love the outdoors and sports, but can wear a little black dress and heels [Editors note: I hate that phrase]. They all work a job that they claim to love and love to travel and are looking for their "partner in crime". Bleh.

I really think they're just copying and pasting from each other.  That's why I think a coffee date is warranted, much better chance to see if there's chemistry there then.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:41 PM (TCyyS)

533 Brit marines hit hard. Fucking marines. Got laid flat on my back by a Color Segeant. Hasn't happened much, but that fucker was stronger than a pissed off bull. My jaw hurts just thinking about it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:42 PM (I/cLr)

534 DC, wait til she hits 45. I think our bodies start sending out hormones double time as a sort of last hurrah about making babies. I suddenly understood the Cougar thing.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:42 PM (SsG4J)

535 What happened to Miss80s Baby? She was young, smart and cute as hell. I thought some Moron would move the Earth to get next to her.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 08:42 PM (mP3uM)

536

542 Speaking of Rum, if any of you still see her tell her hello for me. Haven't seen her on the ONT in quite a while.

Well, time for me to sign off and start racking some Zs. Have a great night, everyone!

Posted by: Theresa at February 29, 2012 01:41 AM (2dNWw

 

*looks three posts above yours.  Points*

Der she is!  Theresa says "hello" Rum.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 08:42 PM (GULKT)

537 Awww, I really enjoyed meeting you. Thanks for saying something nice about me.

You're welcome.  I had a good time that evening.  Hopefully my orders will come through soon and I'll be out of the Army.  I'm planning a road trip back that way if possible, and I will insist on a guide to Disneyland.

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2012 08:42 PM (XzxB+)

538 Right now I'm looking for someone who'll make sure the bills get paid on time. This being the responsible party stuff sucks. Now I know what John was cranky about so much.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:43 PM (zmm1+)

539 Now THAT is a warm welcome back, Robert!!!

One of you and Sadie would be nice, too.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:43 PM (SsG4J)

540 but he shoulda been there to teach me how to throw a ball and ride a bike and not cry when I fell down and shit.
http://tinyurl.com/yzc9hq7

Posted by: NC Ref at February 29, 2012 01:36 AM (/izg2)



Eldest Son went and found his father after he moved out, and there for a little while he called me by name. He ended up in jail over Christmas (long sad story) and tried to call his old man, the SOB refused the charges! He called me next and I didn't even think about it, he's my boy and he's in jail over Christmas, of course I accepted the charges.


I've been Dad ever since. It's not what you do...it's what you are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:43 PM (xa1/W)

541 >>>Oh I know you're always around. It's not like you have anywhere else to be.

That's because I walk fast and get things done so I have time to be leisurely on the Internet.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:44 PM (gmobm)

542 546 What happened to Miss80s Baby? She was young, smart and cute as hell. I thought some Moron would move the Earth to get next to her.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 29, 2012 01:42 AM (mP3uM)

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She dropped the Baby, and is posting more on the afternoon/evening threads.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 08:44 PM (GULKT)

543 What happened to Miss80s Baby? She was young, smart and cute as hell. I thought some Moron would move the Earth to get next to her.

I'm pretty sure I saw that moniker the other day, so she's probably still around.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:44 PM (TCyyS)

544 Rum's here?? Hello, Rum!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:44 PM (SsG4J)

545 The problem for me is that most of those profiles are so damn generic that they're worthless. It all 22-32 yo women who love the outdoors and sports, but can wear a little black dress and heels [Editors note: I hate that phrase]. They all work a job that they claim to love and love to travel and are looking for their "partner in crime". Bleh.

Posted by: Alex at February 29, 2012 01:38 AM (XzxB+)

Translation: Im trophy wife materiel and looking for a fun sugar daddy. I will go outside and run around if it gets me a payday, and do some kinky things if you give me lovely presents and travel. Are you stinking rich?

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 08:44 PM (r7Ddb)

546 F'n Marines. GGE, I toured the royal yacht last time i was in edinburgh. no shit, there is an eagle globe and anchor in the crew quarters.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 28, 2012 08:45 PM (k7NnJ)

547 Hi Theresa! I hope you see this. It's sweet of you to ask after me.


>>>I'm planning a road trip back that way if possible, and I will insist on a guide to Disneyland.

Yes! I never say no to DL!

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:45 PM (gmobm)

548 What happened to Miss80s Baby? She was young, smart and cute as hell. I thought some Moron would move the Earth to get next to her.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 29, 2012 01:42 AM (mP3uM)



Yep, cute as a button...and young enough to be my daughter. I'm not quite ready for the trench coat and the park bench.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:46 PM (xa1/W)

549 That's because I walk fast and get things done so I have time to be leisurely on the Internet.

That must be a lot of walking to make up for 23 hours of internet surfing.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:46 PM (TCyyS)

550 Geez,Loading slow for me.Night all.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 08:46 PM (7W3wI)

551 One of you and Sadie would be nice, too..... Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 01:43 AM (SsG4J) On my Book of Faces there's a couple of her stretched out on my leg all happy and contented.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:46 PM (4ixH5)

552 This being the responsible party stuff sucks.

It must being terrifying with kids. I'd probably ending up starving in a ditch somewhere if anything happened to David, but it'd just be me I messed up!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:47 PM (SsG4J)

553 Night everybody. *pops smoke*

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2012 08:47 PM (I/cLr)

554 >>>Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 29, 2012 01:46 AM (TCyyS)

Wow you are really bitter. What did I do to piss you off?

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:47 PM (gmobm)

555 Good night, Steevy.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:47 PM (4ixH5)

556 I think I'm seeing why Rum was so "cold" towards you.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 08:47 PM (GULKT)

557 Good night, DC.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:47 PM (4ixH5)

558 Yep, cute as a button...and young enough to be my daughter. I'm not quite ready for the trench coat and the park bench.

Can you rock the flute solo?

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2012 08:48 PM (XzxB+)

559 I have to remember my Book of Faces password. This is more of a challenge than you can imagine.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:48 PM (SsG4J)

560 he's my boy and he's in jail over Christmas, of course I accepted the charges.
I've been Dad ever since. It's not what you do...it's what you are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 29, 2012 01:43 AM (xa1/W)



We have got to get together for a beer soon!  What is up with your NC meet-up?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:48 PM (/izg2)

561 Night, steevy, DC! Sleep sweet!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:49 PM (SsG4J)

562 Yeah,now it's loading like lightning but I'm still going.Be nice to your fellow morons.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 08:49 PM (7W3wI)

563 This being the responsible party stuff sucks. Now I know what John was cranky about so much.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 29, 2012 01:43 AM (zmm1+)



What's funny is Laura was absolutely horrible with money when we got married, I thought she was going to put me in the poorhouse for sure. I lost track of the number of times she'd just throw the checkbook at me and say "I don't know what I did, fix it!"



She got a lot better at it, and there at the end all I was doing was putting the money in the bank and collecting an allowance, she took care of everything. Online banking was her thing. It was kinda tough getting back into the habit of doing it myself. Not that I couldn't do it, it's just that I wasn't used to it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:49 PM (xa1/W)

564 I have to remember my Book of Faces password. This is more of a challenge than you can imagine. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 01:48 AM (SsG4J) It isn't allhailironmaiden ?

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:50 PM (4ixH5)

565 Can you rock the flute solo?

That song was ruined for me once I was old enough to understand the lyrics, ugh.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:50 PM (SsG4J)

566 Posted by: buzzion at February 29, 2012 01:47 AM (GULKT) Yep, he's bitter. Please, CH, don't dig yourself a hole any bigger than you've already have. I concur with everybody else about how sweet and nice Rum is - she doesn't need or deserve your scorn. *back to my lair before I embarrass myself further, but it needed to be said*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 28, 2012 08:50 PM (UR5vq)

567 Good night again, Steevy.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:51 PM (4ixH5)

568 Wow you are really bitter. What did I do to piss you off?

Not bitter at all, just an observation about your personality.   Some people just don't mesh well together.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 08:51 PM (TCyyS)

569 LOL, Robert! It may be now!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:52 PM (SsG4J)

570 We have got to get together for a beer soon! What is up with your NC meet-up?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 29, 2012 01:48 AM (/izg2)



Every time I've tried to arrange one I get an initial "FUCK YEAH LET'S DO THIS THING!!!" and when I say "OK, here's the place and here's the time" everybody is all "Oh, that's a bad time for me, I can't make it" so I finally just gave it up for a bad idea.  I'll give it another shot sometime this summer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:52 PM (xa1/W)

571 That song was ruined for me once I was old enough to understand the lyrics, ugh.

The best post from this blog is still the one where Ace describes some Democrat as creepy by saying "If I had to choose a babysitter between him or the guy from Aqualung, well I'd teach my kids to learn to blow a rape whistle over the sound of a flute solo."

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2012 08:52 PM (XzxB+)

572 Yeah, one of the reasons John wanted to hang on was he figured it would be irresponsible of his financial geius self to leave my anything but financial genius self trying to figure out how to make life work in the world SCOAMF has planned. Some days I really wish we'd both gotten what we wanted and other days I figure having to see the sheer crap that's happening would have given him a stroke anyway. He _really_ didn't like stupid and there's a whole lot of that going on.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 08:54 PM (zmm1+)

573 Can you rock the flute solo?

Posted by: Alex at February 29, 2012 01:48 AM (XzxB+)



Sadly...no. And yeah, that's actually a pretty freaky song when you listen to the lyrics.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:55 PM (xa1/W)

574 Good evening.

A movie, Paul, is on ch 516 (MAXw)

Funniest thing I've seen in years.

Later.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at February 28, 2012 08:55 PM (Onw8c)

575 I must have missed that post. It sounds like it was better than those darn Steel Panther monstrosities!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 08:56 PM (SsG4J)

576 One of these days, buzzion, I'll buy you a beer. You need to come to Disneyland.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:56 PM (gmobm)

577 He _really_ didn't like stupid and there's a whole lot of that going on.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 29, 2012 01:54 AM (zmm1+)



Laura always said people were put on this earth to amuse her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:56 PM (xa1/W)

578 Would you all slow down your postings please? I can't keep up. You're like 20 posts ahead of me.

Posted by: Adam's Lincoln Logs at February 28, 2012 08:56 PM (GWrEX)

579 GGE I hear ya!  When we did my SoCal trip it was much the same...one person put herself up to organize it all and it was a huge drain on her time and resources to do it.  Thanks Rum!!! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 08:57 PM (/izg2)

580 Alrighty, I have PT in 5 1/2 hours, so I should try and get some sleep.  Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Alex at February 28, 2012 08:58 PM (XzxB+)

581 Well boys and girls, I hate to have to do it but lunchtime is over and for some reason my employer expects me to be productive now. Completely unreasonable I know, but there it is. See you all tomorrow night when I'm not at work. LATER!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2012 08:58 PM (xa1/W)

582 Good night, Alex.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:59 PM (4ixH5)

583 The only time I ever hung with a chick from a blog I practically turned her world upside down.  Its a long and hysterical story. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 08:59 PM (FMbng)

584 Posted by: NC Ref at February 29, 2012 01:57 AM (/izg2)

All worth it for your first reaction on Tower of Terror. PRICELESS.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 08:59 PM (gmobm)

585 Good night, GGE.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 08:59 PM (4ixH5)

586 Polliwog, I kind of felt like that about my Daddy and September 11th. He would have had the m*th*f*ck*ng strokes to end all strokes had he been around. He died that April.

And if by some miracle he survived that, I fear he'd have been imprisoned by now. Without possibility of parole, awaiting the automatic appeal process.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:00 PM (SsG4J)

587

587 One of these days, buzzion, I'll buy you a beer. You need to come to Disneyland.

Posted by: Rum at February 29, 2012 01:56 AM (gmobm)

 

Speaking of never getting to find out just how much of a disappointment I'll be...   Probably the farthest I'd ever get out west will be Vegas again.  And with my current job I get next to no time off minus weeklong shut downs around 4th of July and Christmas.  So that's likely not happening anytime soon either. 

 

And since sleep eludes me tonight I'm going to have to stop at the gas station and grab an energyshot.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 09:00 PM (GULKT)

588 Night ALex!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:01 PM (SsG4J)

589 All worth it for your first reaction on Tower of Terror. PRICELESS.



lol just very happy I didn't have to pay any hospital bills!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 09:01 PM (/izg2)

590 Berserker, I got all night, dude.......do tell.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:01 PM (SsG4J)

591 I must be getting tired, usually I don't rant in public so I hues it's a hint to not be in public. Good to see you again Tammy, Rum, and GGE, everyone else too.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 09:01 PM (zmm1+)

592 The only time I ever hung with a chick from a blog I practically turned
her world upside down. Its a long and hysterical story. lol

You too?  Wait, from a blog or was a blogger?  If it's a blogger we might know the same girl.  Heh.


Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 28, 2012 09:02 PM (TCyyS)

593 Night, GGE!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:02 PM (SsG4J)

594 Goodnight, Polliwog...sweet dreams, dear lady.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:03 PM (SsG4J)

595 In case anyone still cares:

On the original Nook, MP3 music files have their own folder called 'my Music.' There is a separate folder called 'my Audiobooks' that does the same thing but the defaults may be different for the audio player function since audio books need to be in order.

If there is a microSD card installed, that will appear as a separate drive with no default folders. It can be set up however the user prefers and any audio files will be displayed along with the ones on the built-in memory.

WMA is not supported, I just found. Most of my stuff is stored that way but I've never used the audio functionality of the Nook before tonight. But tools to transcode between the major formats are widely available for free.

Posted by: epobirs at February 28, 2012 09:05 PM (kcfmt)

596 long awkward silence?

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:05 PM (r7Ddb)

597 WheresTheRum is here? I once did a whole rant at Zerohedge in honor of our Rum.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:06 PM (mP3uM)

598 Posted by: buzzion at February 29, 2012 02:00 AM (GULKT)

You never know, I could end up traveling through OH again...It's been known to happen!

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:07 PM (gmobm)

599 *guess* darn auto-correct. I should no better than to scroll down after a "good night" post. It's still be wrong, I just wouldn't know. I agree Tammy. No matter how much we miss someone sometimes it's hard not to feel relief that at least they haven't been forced to see _this_.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 09:07 PM (zmm1+)

600 ""Berserker, I got all night, dude.......do tell.""


Hmm, I have to condense it and clean it up somehow. lol


Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 09:08 PM (FMbng)

601 I'm here, just cooing at the husband. He missed his red haired girl! I thought I had him safely occupied for a few hours with his PS3, but he's tired of Chimeras, I guess.

Does Grim like his Ginger, Gushie??? 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:09 PM (SsG4J)

602 Polli, epobirs just posted some maybe helpful info???

Yes we have to find a bright spot even amidst the worst horror.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:10 PM (SsG4J)

603

609 Posted by: buzzion at February 29, 2012 02:00 AM (GULKT)

You never know, I could end up traveling through OH again...It's been known to happen!

Posted by: Rum at February 29, 2012 02:07 AM (gmobm)

 

 

And I can show you all the exciting sites of the man made lake that has too much phosphorous.  Or the movie theater that has all of 5 screens.  Or the bowling alley.  Or the fields full of corn and beans.  Oh the excitement

 

But then again maybe my friend's mom still raises corgi's

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 09:10 PM (GULKT)

604 Berserker, no need to clean it up on our account, surely???

Actually, I should probably let you act on your instincts, shouldn't I?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:11 PM (SsG4J)

605 Does Grim like his Ginger, Gushie???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:09 AM (SsG4J)


Grimmy is delerious i pulled the dye through this last time i did roots with a redder tint. OMG! i guess knee length flaming red hair is REALLY his thing.

so yeah its all been good here. hes been spoiling the snot outta me and generally thinking up cool things to buy me.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:12 PM (r7Ddb)

606 Oh Randomguy video of Ghostrider doing Nicholas Cage movie lines went up about 2 days ago.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2012 09:12 PM (GULKT)

607 WMA is not supported, I just found. Most of my stuff is stored that way but I've never used the audio functionality of the Nook before tonight. But tools to transcode between the major formats are widely available for free.

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 02:05 AM (kcfmt)


should have made flac files from the raw wav files and used dbPoweramp to convert them to V0. One of the oldest and yet best way to do mp3 files

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 09:15 PM (M8yfa)

608 Thanks epobirs, that gives me something to work with. Come to think of it, I probably should have specified that it is a Nook Color. Didn't think of that until your post. I've clearly got this final post of the night thing confused with something else.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 09:15 PM (zmm1+)

609 Knee length flaming red hair sounds pretty awesome, Gushka! Thor is digging mine waist length. I generally keep it shoulder length, but he does like it long. What is it about dudes and long hair on wimmenz???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:17 PM (SsG4J)

610 Posted by: buzzion at February 29, 2012 02:12 AM (GULKT)

Because of you I started subscribing to his channel. That is entirely your fault. :p

CORGIS! WANT!

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:17 PM (gmobm)

611

Where did everyone go? I was like old home week for a while.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:17 PM (mP3uM)

612 Lookit Dude and epo bringin' all the sexy talk. I just love it when guys talk about something they really love and understand. I been pinin' for the gun speak and gamer jabber.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:18 PM (SsG4J)

613 What is it about dudes and long hair on wimmenz???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:17 AM (SsG4J) 


they like to wrap their hands in it and...

well you know feel it really good... yeah thats it... they like how it feels in their ...hands.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:19 PM (r7Ddb)

614 Polliwog, it's Hotel California territory here, you know.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:19 PM (SsG4J)

615 like it long. What is it about dudes and long hair on wimmenz???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

 

Hair is a woman's glory. Is it any wonder, lesbos cut it short?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:20 PM (mP3uM)

616 Hands......... is it? 

Sounds like Grim and Thor have a few things in common.

Long hair can certainly be used in many creative ways.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:22 PM (SsG4J)

617 weird, always thought Fingathing was always one of Ninja Tunes weaker acts and yet I've been really digging them lately

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 09:22 PM (M8yfa)

618 yeah thats it... they like how it feels in their ...hands.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 29, 2012 02:19 AM (r7Ddb)

 

Yep, grab a handfull and ride it like a unbroken horse.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:22 PM (mP3uM)

619 Fingathing, now there's a catchy name!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:24 PM (SsG4J)

620 so Rum's in the house, is someone gonna lose their soul again tonight? 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 09:25 PM (/izg2)

621 All y'all single men are aware that if a lady asks you to marry her tomorrow, and you turn her down, you have to buy her a silk dress, right?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:26 PM (SsG4J)

622
Yep, grab a handfull and ride it like a unbroken horse.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 29, 2012 02:22 AM (mP3uM)


... and it doesnt hurt hes the only one on the block that rates a custom model like this one. its fun to have one that doesnt look like the others. I think Thor is pretty proud of his Miss T. i think shes a custom job too.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:26 PM (r7Ddb)

623 Fingathing, now there's a catchy name!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:24 AM (SsG4J)



http://tinyurl.com/b9sfjg

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 09:26 PM (M8yfa)

624 NC ref, was there ever a doubt???? 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:27 PM (SsG4J)

625 I think Thor is pretty proud of his Miss T. i think shes a custom job too.

She's a piece of work, that I can promise you! 


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:30 PM (SsG4J)

626 is pretty proud of his Miss T. i think shes a custom job too.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 29, 2012 02:26 AM (r7Ddb)

 

If I were still hunting, I'd be jealous of all the men who scored an 'ette'.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:30 PM (mP3uM)

627 Now, Gushie, if berserker tells HIS story, are you gonna tell at least one of yours???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:30 PM (SsG4J)

628 HLF, if you was still huntin', you'd probably score more than one!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:32 PM (SsG4J)

629 Blast, now it's starting to rain. I keep hearing how the sound of rain is so soothing and sleep inducing but that's not how it works here. Of course, the thunder may have something to do with that as well.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 09:32 PM (zmm1+)

630 Howdy Rum!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:32 PM (QaYwz)

631 638 Now, Gushie, if berserker tells HIS story, are you gonna tell at least one of yours???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:30 AM (SsG4J)


Maybe. i almost said to much the night Zakn told us about his threesome

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:33 PM (r7Ddb)

632 Blast, now it's starting to rain. I keep hearing how the sound of rain is so soothing and sleep inducing but that's not how it works here. Of course, the thunder may have something to do with that as well.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 29, 2012 02:32 AM (zmm1+)


Glen Porter and DDay One are always classic for storms

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 09:34 PM (M8yfa)

633 Hi CDR M! Big hugs to ya.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:34 PM (gmobm)

634 I find rain very soothing, and I do sleep well when it rains....but storms are rather arousing for me. I'm a freak, I know. Wind excites me, too. It all seems so wild and unfettered.

I think I'm a pagan at heart. I want me some bearskin rugs, darn it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:35 PM (SsG4J)

635 Back at ya Rum! Noticed you didn't take the Disney movie bait last Friday. Unless you snuck in wearing a sock!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:35 PM (QaYwz)

636 Zakn???  My sweet hazel eyed Zakn????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:36 PM (SsG4J)

637 Rum!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 09:37 PM (kaalw)

638 My sweet hazel eyed Zakn???? Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:36 AM (SsG4J) He's a playa.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

639 647 Zakn??? My sweet hazel eyed Zakn????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:36 AM (SsG4J)


that would be your sweet LIBERTINE Zakn, now...

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:37 PM (r7Ddb)

640 C'mon now, let's get this to 666 with the soul stealer present!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:38 PM (QaYwz)

641 holy fuck, Saltillo released a new album

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 09:38 PM (M8yfa)

642 Who?

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:39 PM (QaYwz)

643 Oh, we'll get it to 666, we always do! I am going to hang back and let 'em have at it....


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:39 PM (SsG4J)

644 G'night all y'all morons and 'ettes!  You all are freakin' awesome.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 09:40 PM (/izg2)

645 G'night NC Ref!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:41 PM (QaYwz)

646 654 Oh, we'll get it to 666, we always do! I am going to hang back and let 'em have at it....


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:39 AM (SsG4J)


Oh no! you have to help because we have been having 410 post ONT nights  and that has been teh suxor

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:41 PM (r7Ddb)

647 HLF, if you was still huntin', you'd probably score more than one!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:32 AM (SsG4J)

 

Aw shucks. My wife says I can have multiple wives as long as they agree to be junior wives,  and agree to do the dishes. "ettes" would never go for that. I'm doomed to monogamy since I love her more than life.

 

We should set up a Moronapalooza at Disneyland, and all crash at Rum's house. How cool would that be?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:41 PM (mP3uM)

648 Any Jacksonville morons up?

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:41 PM (QaYwz)

649 Hungh!

Posted by: Rocky at February 28, 2012 09:41 PM (kaalw)

650 Who?

Posted by: CDR M at February 29, 2012 02:39 AM (QaYwz)


producer behind Sunday Munich though that probably doesn't explain who he is either

so here is a link to one of his songs on his debut solo album

http://tinyurl.com/884hus3

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (M8yfa)

651 My bad.

teh 'Ettes should always come first! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (/izg2)

652 I think I'm a pagan at heart.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:35 AM (SsG4J)



Are you sure?


Have you ever wanted to dance nekkid around a bonfire?

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

653 Lol Tammy. When John and I were first dating he thought we had a bearskin rug...until it moved. What we had was a Great Pyrenees dog.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (zmm1+)

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

655 I'll be in Jax next week. Good time for a cold one!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (QaYwz)

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (/izg2)

657 night ref i gave you more kittehs. go check...

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:42 PM (r7Ddb)

658 Posted by: CDR M at February 29, 2012 02:35 AM (QaYwz)

I was out last Saturday. Went pinging with Fa Cube at the local range. I did good! Got head and chest shots pretty good.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:43 PM (gmobm)

659 Good night, NC Ref!

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:43 PM (4ixH5)

660 Note to self. Wear body armor when going to Disneyland with Rum!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:44 PM (QaYwz)

661 Have you ever wanted to dance nekkid around a bonfire?

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 02:42 AM (4ixH5)


WHO HASNT???!!!

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:44 PM (r7Ddb)

662 Oh you said Friday. I was out then, too, lol. Last weekend was busy...

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:44 PM (gmobm)

663 WHO HASNT???!!! Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 29, 2012 02:44 AM (r7Ddb) We're all pagans now.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:45 PM (4ixH5)

664 Oh, Polliwog, I'd love a GP! I had a Newfie once, and was never the same after she died.

Robert, I have danced thus more than once. I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:45 PM (SsG4J)

665 We should set up a Moronapalooza at Disneyland, and all crash at Rum's house. How cool would that be?

By my house you mean the Haunted Mansion, right?

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:45 PM (gmobm)

666 I prefer dancing in the pale moonlight.

Posted by: The Joker at February 28, 2012 09:45 PM (QaYwz)

667 www.atomic-robo.com/

For Tesla fans. This series of graphic novels follows the adventures of Tesla's robot 'child' who operates as a sort of Doc Savage character long after his creator's death.



Posted by: epobirs at February 28, 2012 09:46 PM (kcfmt)

668 OMG, Gushie, Robert is gonna make us dance 'round bonfires with our hair flying all about!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:46 PM (SsG4J)

669 I have danced thus more than once. I highly recommend it. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:45 AM (SsG4J) With the blessings of the Sun God go forth and be well, my child.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:47 PM (4ixH5)

670 Note to self. Wear body armor when going to Disneyland with Rum!

Posted by: CDR M at February 29, 2012 02:44 AM (QaYwz)

 

That won't save your soul. Load up on crosses and such to ward off the succubus. Won't help if you surrender, but what the hell?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:47 PM (mP3uM)

671 Robert, I have danced thus more than once. I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:45 AM (SsG4J)


It cant be overrated.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:47 PM (r7Ddb)

672
Rum, Thor says the arrested some drunk acting up at DL the other day?? I don't remember that ever happening?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:47 PM (SsG4J)

673 665 Lol Tammy. When John and I were first dating he thought we had a bearskin rug...until it moved. What we had was a Great Pyrenees dog.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 29, 2012 02:42 AM (zmm1+)



The BH went off to tinkle in a pub in the UK, and ended up in a dark hallway with shag carpeting. Fortunately, she noted that the carpeting was an Irish Wolfhound before she stepped on it.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 09:47 PM (kaalw)

674 Rum, I still have to get to Disneyworld this year.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:48 PM (QaYwz)

675 I prefer dancing in the pale moonlight.

Posted by: The Joker at February 29, 2012 02:45 AM (QaYwz)


Forgetting someone?

Posted by: The Devil at February 28, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)

676 ""Actually, I should probably let you act on your instincts, shouldn't I?""


Oh thats a big mistake. lol

Ok well here is what happened. To really set the stage, I was still in a band, and the berserker name is actually pretty fitting, because I was the typical over the top crazy fucking metal guitarist that you read about, only pretty drug free, but the rest applies.

Anyway, I can't remember how it started, but one of the regulars on the blog told me she would be out my way visiting family. I told her I just happened to be playing about a half hour from the area, and if she wanted to stop by as my guest, see the show, hang out with us afterwards etc etc

well.......it just happened to be one of "those" nights where total spontaneous old world drunken debauchery happened. There were a few chicks hanging, who I'm not even sure who actually knew, but anyway they were there, and some married couple. Anyway, the bass player gets the bright idea of getting a room and piling the whole party in there.

We got a dude driving the truck with the gear, and part of the band with half the chicks in one van along with me and my guest and the wife of that couple, and her husband was with the other part of the band in another van with the rest of the chicks.

As we are driving to the room I hear on the walkie that the chicks in the other van started getting frisky and boobehs were flying. I look at the wife of the dude thinking oh he's a dead man seeing he is with the boobehs. She looks at me and says "well you can use me till 8 in the morning, I have to work. Now I realize its gonna be nuts and I quickly look at my "guest" to tell her not to worry, we won;t be any part of that.
 
before I can get a word out, the "wife" of the couple who had just offered up her body is eyeing up my guest and says "you know, when I get done with your friend here she isn't going to like you anymore"

My guest's eyes get wide in horror (lol).I shake my head like ignore her,
don't worry. We get to the room, and I immediately see shit starting to get going, so i pull my guess into a bathroom and lock the door. I tell her do NOT go out there. just let them do their thing.

Anyway, I hear all kinds of shit going on out there, and there is a knock at the door. A chick's voice says hey in there, we're ready for you. The guest looks at me, throws her hands up and just starts laughing, puts her hands on my throat and says I could kill you. We stayed in the bathroom for an hour or so talking, and getting interrupted with knocks on the door every so often.

Anyway, my guest survived, but spent a few hours mumbling ....you weren't lying, its all true...I can't believe its all true...

The funny part is that she is now one of my dearest friends. We laugh about that night all the time.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 09:48 PM (FMbng)

677 I prefer dancing in the pale moonlight.

Probably the best of all.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:49 PM (SsG4J)

678 dance 'round bonfires with our hair flying all about!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:46 AM (SsG4J)


Just ignore the hidden cameras.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

679 680 OMG, Gushie, Robert is gonna make us dance 'round bonfires with our hair flying all about!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:46 AM (SsG4J)


its very hard to MAKE me do anything... but i can be cajoled into all kinds of things and if Grim was there all hed have to do is suggest it might be fun to watch.. hell i might even build the bonfinre myself then!


Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:49 PM (r7Ddb)

680 By my house you mean the Haunted Mansion, right?

Posted by: Rum at February 29, 2012 02:45 AM (gmobm)

 

I was thinking we all climb out of the boat on Pirates of the Carribean ride and start swilling rum, singing pirate songs and getting it all on video.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 09:50 PM (mP3uM)

681 Good catch Robert!

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:51 PM (QaYwz)

682 Wow Cthulhu, that sounds like a possible adreneline spurt moment. Hopefully it was a very nice wolfhound.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 09:52 PM (zmm1+)

683 Well, heading back to bed. Meds are kicking in. Damn sinus infection.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2012 09:52 PM (QaYwz)

684 >>>Thor says the arrested some drunk acting up at DL the other day?? I don't remember that ever happening?

Yep, it's all over YouTube. There's an annoying harpy on it being an idiot as she runs her mouth. AFAIK, she's unrelated to the drunk, but she's just as obnoxious.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:53 PM (gmobm)

685 >>>I still have to get to Disneyworld this year.

I won't be going till next year.

Hit me up for tips if you need em.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 09:54 PM (gmobm)

686 Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 02:48 AM (FMbng)

Okay, seriously......I think I might have cried a little if I were her, especially at a young age. I could laugh it off now, but I think she was very brave! And you were very sweet!

So it really and truly is totally true that sex, drugs and rock n roll thing. I mean, I know it is, but hearing the stories is just amazing.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:54 PM (SsG4J)

687 #619

The objective at the time was loading up a PC and lesser brand PAD. For higher quality at lower bit rates, WMA was the easy route. Its quality at 128 K was equivalent to MP3 at 320 K.

Storage capacity has improved a lot since then but since I'd still be drawing from Red Book CD there isn't much to be gained. If I ever built up a big library of SACD or DVD-A or files extracted from same, I'd maybe redo the portable library. For now, most of my standbys fit comfortably on a 16 GB microSD card with a bit left over for some audio books.

With SDXC and some other developments it may be worth upgrading the library in a few years. For now, on the hardware in question it would be a waste.

Posted by: epobirs at February 28, 2012 09:55 PM (kcfmt)

688 The funny part is that she is now one of my dearest friends. We laugh about that night all the time.



Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 02:48 AM (FMbng)


Best. Story. Ever.

especially with that ending. thats seriously awesome.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 09:56 PM (r7Ddb)

689 By my house you mean the Haunted Mansion, right?

He doesn't mean my place, toots.

Posted by: Donald Duck Sending Another Houseboat Full of Mouse Corpses to the Bottom of the Pond at February 28, 2012 09:57 PM (nBbLa)

690 Do you go to DW often, Rum?

I love wolfhounds, too.....but I think I'd prefer a Mastiff.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 09:57 PM (SsG4J)

691 DL incident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAAriZ8QCDE

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 09:57 PM (kaalw)

692 swilling rum, singing pirate songs and getting it all on video.



Bwahahahaha!!!!  Pump it harder!  I'm just taking pictures! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 09:57 PM (/izg2)

693 MissT is back and work is crazy. ugh

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 09:58 PM (HNE7F)

694 >>>Do you go to DW often, Rum?

Not as often as I'd like, but probably more than the average family...I should probably look into a timeshare there. Need to make more money first, though.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 10:00 PM (gmobm)

695 I love wolfhounds, too.....but I think I'd prefer a Mastiff.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:57 AM (SsG4J)


mastiffs drool. i do like the fact wolfhounds dont drool, and they are the very sweetest dogs...

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:00 PM (r7Ddb)

696 Zakn! I hear you've been decadent in my absence!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:00 PM (SsG4J)

697 The objective at the time was loading up a PC and lesser brand PAD. For higher quality at lower bit rates, WMA was the easy route. Its quality at 128 K was equivalent to MP3 at 320 K.

Storage capacity has improved a lot since then but since I'd still be drawing from Red Book CD there isn't much to be gained. If I ever built up a big library of SACD or DVD-A or files extracted from same, I'd maybe redo the portable library. For now, most of my standbys fit comfortably on a 16 GB microSD card with a bit left over for some audio books.

With SDXC and some other developments it may be worth upgrading the library in a few years. For now, on the hardware in question it would be a waste.

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 02:55 AM (kcfmt)


eww 16 gigs. 6 TB or bust

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:00 PM (M8yfa)

698 I love wolfhounds, too.....but I think I'd prefer a Mastiff.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 02:57 AM (SsG4J)

 

Irish wolfhounds are natures perfect dog. Accept no substitute.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:00 PM (mP3uM)

699 Hmmmm...maybe I am confusing the two, Gushie. I specifically didn't want a drooler. Let me Google.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:01 PM (SsG4J)

700 "Okay, seriously......I think I might have cried a little if I were her, especially at a young age. I could laugh it off now, but I think she was very brave! And you were very sweet!

So it really and truly is totally true that sex, drugs and rock n roll thing. I mean, I know it is, but hearing the stories is just amazing.""


Young shit...we were in our early 40's at the time. This wasn't that long ago. I was old and wise by then. 20 years ago it would have went very different. lol


Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:02 PM (FMbng)

701 694 Wow Cthulhu, that sounds like a possible adreneline spurt moment. Hopefully it was a very nice wolfhound.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 29, 2012 02:52 AM (zmm1+)



Wolfhounds are pretty mellow if you don't step on them. And they might even be forgiving if you do. But it's even odds on yer bladder holding once you're heading to the promised land and step on one.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 10:04 PM (kaalw)

702 Decadent? Only with Legos.. Sigh

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 10:05 PM (HNE7F)

703 we were in our early 40's at the time. Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 03:02 AM (FMbng) 40s? Hell, I thought you were about my age.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)

704 Disney World SUCKS!

Posted by: The Hipster Douchebag Across the Room With His Feet Up on the Desk at February 28, 2012 10:05 PM (nBbLa)

705 714 Decadent? Only with Legos.. Sigh

Posted by: Zakn at February 29, 2012 03:05 AM (HNE7F)


um... what about the Girls? nudge nudge

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:06 PM (r7Ddb)

706 This wasn't that long ago. I was old and wise by then.

Good lord! So you are not that long out of the lifestyle!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:07 PM (SsG4J)

707 40s? Hell, I thought you were about my age.

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 03:05 AM (4ixH5)


nope hes my age. and frighteningly enough, we ran in the same circles long ago...

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:07 PM (r7Ddb)

708 legos are for pussies, nanoblocks are where it's at

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:07 PM (M8yfa)

709 Zakn needs to build this.

http://tinyurl.com/7g6onbb

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:07 PM (4ixH5)

710 Disney World SUCKS!

Posted by: The Hipster Douchebag Across the Room With His Feet Up on the Desk at February 29, 2012 03:05 AM (nBbLa)

 

Gasp. Rum is so gonna eat your soul. 

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:07 PM (mP3uM)

711 Rum, I bet you could get a farily cheap timeshare now, heck, I bet you could get a condo cheap.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:07 PM (SsG4J)

712 ""40s? Hell, I thought you were about my age.""

I am about your age. I said this happened only a few years ago. My music thing spanned 30 years, this was in the very tail end.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:08 PM (FMbng)

713 nope hes my age. and frighteningly enough, we ran in the same circles long ago...

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 29, 2012 03:07 AM (r7Ddb)


Hhhmmm...maybe I read this and have forgotten.  It seems all vaguely familiar.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:09 PM (4ixH5)

714 >>> I bet you could get a farily cheap timeshare now, heck, I bet you could get a condo cheap.

I looked into the Disney time shares and they actually weren't too bad starting. Still need to make more money, but at least I know it's doable.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 10:09 PM (gmobm)

715 Decadent? Only with Legos.. Sigh

I have been told you had a threesome, Mr. Hazel Eyed Innocent Acting Dude.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:09 PM (SsG4J)

716 Have you ever taken a Disney vacation? I hear they're excellent.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:10 PM (SsG4J)

717 Robert, that is pretty cool. Creepy, but cool.

Or at least it's cool if it's nanos.


How old IS everyone, anyway? I know I am the oldest.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:12 PM (SsG4J)

718 You guys were talking about ZRyan lol I am flattered tho

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 10:12 PM (HNE7F)

719 Chatty horde tonight,, can hardly keep up..

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 10:13 PM (KZLoo)

720 BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:13 PM (SsG4J)

721 >>>Have you ever taken a Disney vacation? I hear they're excellent.

Adventures by Disney? I haven't yet, but would definitely consider it for trips to Europe. I get ads for it every so often and just haven't yet taken advantage of it.

We always stay at a Disney resort at WDW.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 10:13 PM (gmobm)

722 Zakn, you are too young for such things. Wait til you're 40, like your Uncle Bers... 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:14 PM (SsG4J)

723 Good lord! So you are not that long out of the lifestyle!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:07 AM (SsG4J)

 

When I hear "lifestyle" I think of whips and chains, or siwninging. I didn't know Rock was a lifestyle.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:15 PM (mP3uM)

724 ""Good lord! So you are not that long out of the lifestyle!""



Not at all. I got tossed into the metal clubs when I was 18. I got sucked up by a local band, got tossed into a world of wonder...and boobehs. Bounced around different bands big and small and got out with my ass intact when I was 44. I never really got out though, you can check out any time but you can never leave. If something else comes up I'm leaving a vapor trail.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:15 PM (FMbng)

725 hahaha. see? this is why i try not to gossip too much. i always get it wrong! i am so worry i besmirched your good name Zakn!


Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:15 PM (r7Ddb)

726 Rum, I work with a lady who has been on several. She travels a lot, and I get confused as to which ones are Disney, but she says they are the best.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:16 PM (SsG4J)

727 How old IS everyone, anyway? I know I am the oldest. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J) 31 here.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:16 PM (4ixH5)

728 BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MIssTammy xxxoooxxx
sorry 'bout your cousin but glad you be back...

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 10:16 PM (KZLoo)

729 Gasp. Rum is so gonna eat your soul.

Already did.  And shedding the weight of the soul allowed me to keep up with her brisk pace, unlike that angtsy NYC chucklehead further up the thread.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at February 28, 2012 10:16 PM (nBbLa)

730 can hardly keep up..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 03:13 AM (KZLoo)


This'll help.


http://tinyurl.com/7qe4u7a

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:18 PM (4ixH5)

731 Heyo, evening crew.  

@Polliwog - whatcha think of all those comics I linked? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 28, 2012 10:19 PM (zkh84)

732 Heh. My soul is intact. I respect the Rum, but I will never surrender.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:20 PM (mP3uM)

733 I never really got out though, you can check out any time but you can never leave. If something else comes up I'm leaving a vapor trail.

LOL, my Daddy was like that. He could never quite let it go. And my poor mama could never quite let him go, so you just be careful, dude. Although you sound like you're far more stable than he was. I loved him dearly, but that was one man who should never, ever have gotten married. At least not to someone like my mama!

Do you miss the road?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:21 PM (SsG4J)

734 ""How old IS everyone, anyway? I know I am the oldest."

I got you by 2 years if I remember right. I don't look my age at all though. Sex drugs and power metal been beddy beddy good to me.  lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:21 PM (FMbng)

735 Just thought I'd delurk and say hi to Rum etc. and wow to Berserker's story.
 
Get well CDR M, it's been a rough few months for you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2012 10:21 PM (ccXZP)

736 731 Chatty horde tonight,, can hardly keep up..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 03:13 AM (KZLoo)


hey bean, grim and i test drove two new kittehs today. they were flunked out show cats lookin for a home. i dunno neither one hit Grimmy right. when the lady left, he confided he like sppok and spectre out back better and just want sure about more house cats. seems one bopped our hairless wonder on the nose and left a scratch and he thought her feelings were hurt.


seems we got a softie on our hands.  doesnt want his little girl's feelings getting hurt.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:22 PM (r7Ddb)

737 How old IS everyone, anyway? I know I am the oldest.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J)

Hah. 49.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 10:22 PM (kaalw)

738 Bean, I am back for an evening or two, then gone again for awhile. Thanks for the condolences.

Missed my Moron Horde something fierce!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:23 PM (SsG4J)

739 26

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:23 PM (M8yfa)

740 ""Do you miss the road?""


Like you wouldn't believe. I'm only in a lull, I didn't retire from it. Once its in your blood you never lose it.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:23 PM (FMbng)

741 Missed my Moron Horde something fierce! Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:23 AM (SsG4J) And we missed you like crazy.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:24 PM (4ixH5)

742 How old IS everyone, anyway? I know I am the oldest.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J)


=====


Nope.  Youse a young 'un.



Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 10:25 PM (ufJKx)

743

How old IS everyone, anyway? I know I am the oldest.

------------------------------------

 

Internet age, or real age?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:25 PM (mP3uM)

744 hmm Ticket to Ride on steam, should be cool even though it's supposed to be subscription based

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:25 PM (M8yfa)

745 Once its in your blood you never lose it.

Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 03:23 AM (FMbng)


Thats kind of like us showhorse people. we dont so much make a living at it, as we try to live with our illness. I call it "Putting the monsters to work."

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:26 PM (r7Ddb)

746 Hey Monster. Finished Darken. Really liked it even though I don't usually care for anti-hero type stuff. Didn't like Dr. McNinja but really like Freefall and Sluggy Freelance. Going to take a while to get through those since I'm still working through Earths and Droids as well.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 10:26 PM (zmm1+)

747 40.  Or two twenties if y'all play your cards right 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 10:26 PM (/izg2)

748 ""Missed my Moron Horde something fierce!

 We missed you too. I don't think we broke 400 since you were gone. There were no souls being harvested for awhile.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:27 PM (FMbng)

749
This'll help.
http://tinyurl.com/7qe4u7a


Tnks Robert,, That warmed my twice older then your bones.

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 10:27 PM (KZLoo)

750 Well, damn it, I thought I got to be the wise old crone. I am 48. I am holding my own, but my neck is starting to betray me!

I guess I AM still the oldest female, at least.

So y'all start respecting me, damn it, lest I bop you on your hairless noses!

Hey, Gnu! Hey CM!

CDR M, you still feeling poorly???




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:27 PM (SsG4J)

751 ""Thats kind of like us showhorse people. we dont so much make a living at it, as we try to live with our illness. I call it "Putting the monsters to work."




yeah thats about it.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:28 PM (FMbng)

752 759 40. Or two twenties if y'all play your cards right

Posted by: NC Ref at February 29, 2012 03:26 AM (/izg2)


i thought you went to bed????

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:28 PM (r7Ddb)

753 So y'all start respecting me, damn it, lest I bop you on your hairless noses!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:27 AM (SsG4J)


you would think I was 80 considering the bushes growing out of my nostrils right now

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:29 PM (M8yfa)

754 Thanks for all the nice words tonight, everyone. I sincerely appreciate it.

Now it's off to bed for me since soul stealing isn't nearly as lucrative as it should be so I have to have a day job. Have a lovely rest of the wee hours of the morning.

Posted by: Rum at February 28, 2012 10:29 PM (gmobm)

755 yeah thats about it.

Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 03:28 AM (FMbng)


we aint so different you and i. down to the repairing wounded beauties, when we cant burn up the road doing more exciting stuff.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:30 PM (r7Ddb)

756 Y'all are so damned sweet. Hugs all around.

But I really am a jabberwocky, then, aren't I??? 



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:31 PM (SsG4J)

757 That warmed my twice older then your bones. Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 03:27 AM (KZLoo) That makes you...hold on...48?

Posted by: Robert, super genius at February 28, 2012 10:31 PM (4ixH5)

758 i thought you went to bed????
Posted by: gushka is lonely in here




I know, I know.  Supposed to be.  But its just so much fun here!  One more drink......I'm not driving!.........

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 10:32 PM (/izg2)

759 Rum, come back more often, dang it!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:32 PM (SsG4J)

760 Hmm 1 Titan and 7-9 Supers down. Wake the fuck up Riverini

Posted by: Zakn at February 28, 2012 10:32 PM (q/891)

761 should be so I have to have a day job. Have a lovely rest of the wee hours of the morning.

Posted by: Rum at February 29, 2012 03:29 AM (gmobm)

 

If you worked your harem right, you'd be rolling in cash. You really have to embrace that capitalism thing.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:32 PM (mP3uM)

762 Argh, Darths and Droids. Auto-correct got me again! I already mentioned my age once this thread, although I'd always assumed we were close in age Miss Tammy. Was right though, all the _single_ guys are too young.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 10:33 PM (zmm1+)

763 But I really am a jabberwocky, then, aren't I???

Son of a bitch.  I missed one.

Posted by: Lewis Carroll at February 28, 2012 10:33 PM (nBbLa)

764 I think I'd kind of like the road. But I think I'd go nuts playing the same songs over and over.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:33 PM (SsG4J)

765 ''we aint so different you and i. down to the repairing wounded beauties, when we cant burn up the road doing more exciting stuff."



No we're not much different. Thats exactly it. You stay involved on one level or another. Sometimes I'm spanking the guitars, sometimes I'm fixing them, sometimes I'm buying them.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:34 PM (FMbng)

766 I know, I know. Supposed to be. But its just so much fun here! One more drink......I'm not driving!.........

Posted by: NC Ref at February 29, 2012 03:32 AM (/izg2)


did you see the funneh kittehs i left you since you asked? they are the goodies. One looks like my other little skinjob. I swear the little Tini is sulking right now, wrapped in a blanket. Having that kitten bop her made her sad.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:34 PM (r7Ddb)

767 hey bean, grim and i test drove two new kittehs today. they were flunked out show cats lookin for a home. i dunno neither one hit Grimmy right


Hey Gushie,,, I would imagine flunkie show cats would have too much attitude.. and Grimmy's feel about them should work very well,,, he picked you Gushie...
Say a Semper Fi to the jarhead for me,, job well done.

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 10:34 PM (KZLoo)

768 ""I think I'd kind of like the road. But I think I'd go nuts playing the same songs over and over.""



I changed bands just enough to where it stayed interesting. Not that I planned it that way, but its how it was.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:35 PM (FMbng)

769 meh, off to watch the new JLA movie (they adapted Tower of Babel)

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:36 PM (M8yfa)

770 So y'all start respecting me, damn it, lest I bop you on your hairless noses!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:27 AM (SsG4J)


Sammich first, then respect. :p

*Is bopped*

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)

771 Was right though, all the _single_ guys are too young.

Nonsense, Woman. They are Just Right.

The main problem I see is that many of the especially delicious ones are Too Married/Taken/Shell-Shocked From Previous Divorces.

 Or Entirely Too In To Kirsten Dunst. Or Prefer Japanese School Girls.

I mean, there is always SOMETHING with these Morons....picky bastards.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:37 PM (SsG4J)

772 768 Y'all are so damned sweet. Hugs all around.

But I really am a jabberwocky, then, aren't I???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:31 AM (SsG4J)


http://tinyurl.com/ybol62x

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 10:39 PM (ufJKx)

773 (they adapted Tower of Babel)

Posted by: The Dude at February 29, 2012 03:36 AM (M8yfa)


Reallly?  Awesome.  Tell us how it is.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

774 I will have you know Mr Robert MoonYose, that I can make one helluva sammich.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

775 I think the storm's done and the dog'll still want out at the same time so I'd probably better try leaving again. Night all. Thanks for the recommendations CM.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at February 28, 2012 10:40 PM (zmm1+)

776 Or Entirely Too In To Kirsten Dunst. Or Prefer Japanese School Girls.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:37 AM (SsG4J)


What is it with assholes like that?

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:40 PM (4ixH5)

777 Good night/morn, Miss Polliwog! Mind the puddles, now.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:41 PM (SsG4J)

778 Reallly? Awesome. Tell us how it is.

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 03:39 AM (4ixH5)


will do

Posted by: The Dude at February 28, 2012 10:42 PM (M8yfa)

779
No we're not much different. Thats exactly it. You stay involved on one level or another. Sometimes I'm spanking the guitars, sometimes I'm fixing them, sometimes I'm buying them.

Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 03:34 AM (FMbng)


thats freakin hilarious. because really what we do is not so different. Riding a horse and playing a guitar is similar. You cant do it at a high level without talent and training for years, then practice, and at some point it becomes sickness if you are a professional, and you CANT STOP.

and the fixing might be way harder than the playing or the riding i have been learning.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:42 PM (r7Ddb)

780 Gushie your kittehs rock!  Give Tini my love since I can't pet your naked hairless pussy tonight!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 10:42 PM (/izg2)

781 I can make one helluva sammich.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:39 AM (SsG4J)


Much respect.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:43 PM (4ixH5)

782 Oooooh,nice one, jc! I don't think I ever saw that movie.

*******************

What is it with assholes like that?

I'll tell you what it is, they need a good ass-kickin', that's what it is!



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:43 PM (SsG4J)

783 That's better. Sammich forthcoming. What's your preference?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:44 PM (SsG4J)

784 ""Nonsense, Woman. They are Just Right.""


Thats the spirit. lol

Actually, I did turn my still single other guitar player who I played with for close to 20 years in various bands onto this place. For all I know he's lurking. If he shows up you'll know it. It will be like me in stereo. lol

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:44 PM (FMbng)

785 Or Prefer Japanese School Girls.


Well to be honest MissT,, that's kind of dream world non=reality.. in reality I'd go for a Lao or Tai, or Japanese school girl...

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 10:45 PM (KZLoo)

786 I changed bands just enough to where it stayed interesting

That would definitely help. So what is it you miss the most? The playing or the performing? Probably the combination.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:46 PM (SsG4J)

787 Hey Gushie,,, I would imagine flunkie show cats would have too much attitude.. and Grimmy's feel about them should work very well,,, he picked you Gushie...
Say a Semper Fi to the jarhead for me,, job well done.

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 03:34 AM (KZLoo)


hes funny that likes the feral cats better. Hes been buying cat treats to win them over. Spectre has decided to let it work like a charm. Spooky's thinkin about it. Lulu just sit there getting excited but wont let him touch her. Just me. she lets me pet her, and teases everyone else.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:47 PM (r7Ddb)

788 I'll tell you what it is, they need a good ass-kickin', that's what it is! Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:43 AM (SsG4J) Then tie 'em up and whip 'em some more.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:47 PM (4ixH5)

789 If he shows up you'll know it. It will be like me in stereo. lol

Note to Stereo Bers: Unless you do so this evening, please DO NOT delurk til I get back from Arkansas, probably around March 9th.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J)

790 What's your preference?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:44 AM (SsG4J)



A simple ham sammich with lettuce pickle and onions and a very thin tomato servided on a gold plate by Kirsten Dunst dressed as a Japanese school girl.



Wait, that didn't come out right...

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:49 PM (4ixH5)

791 ""thats freakin hilarious. because really what we do is not so different. Riding a horse and playing a guitar is similar. You cant do it at a high level without talent and training for years, then practice, and at some point it becomes sickness if you are a professional, and you CANT STOP.
and the fixing might be way harder than the playing or the riding i have been learning.""




Thats really what it is, you get to a point where you become master and commander of your art, and you can't let go, because you got way, way, too much time in it. You devote your life to it, so the idea of an off switch just isn't happening.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:50 PM (FMbng)

792 beanervt, I have learned from a smart mil blog that I hang out on that you don't always get what you think you're getting with them pretty Thai ladies, I'm just sayin'....check her Adam's apple real good first.


Robert, you're lucky my fingers are still sore. I am not really capable of tying anyone up. I can't even manage Wildwood Flower yet. 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:52 PM (SsG4J)

793 Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you...

Posted by: vicent gambini at February 28, 2012 10:53 PM (ufJKx)

794 you can't let go, because you got way, way, too much time in it.

I think it's more that it IS art, and you just HAVE to keep doing it because you're an artist. It's what you do....you play music, or you meld yourself with horses and recreate them or paint or whatever. It's in your souls.

You can't NOT do it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:55 PM (SsG4J)

795 ""That would definitely help. So what is it you miss the most? The playing or the performing? Probably the combination.....""


Yeah not sure. I would say pealing the paint off the walls with real big guitar amps is what I miss. The thunder of machine gun double bass drums.  The energy of the room. The parties, the debauchery, all of it really.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:56 PM (FMbng)

796 I'm, way past the JPop phase. I much prefer the naughty librarian these days.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 10:56 PM (mP3uM)

797 I could use a good ass-kickin

Well, sir, you have come to the right place!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 10:57 PM (SsG4J)

798 Hes been buying cat treats to win them over. Spectre has decided to let it work like a charm. Spooky's thinkin about it. Lulu just sits     Gushie


With names like spectre and spooky you gotta pull out all the stops to win them over... I bought panther cat two toys he goes crazy over,, one is a mouse which you fill the stomach area with catnip and is pretty life like.. and a twine wrapped ball with a bell on it..  Grim will win them over I'm sure.

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 10:58 PM (KZLoo)

799 you're lucky my fingers are still sore. I am not really capable of tying anyone up. I can't even manage Wildwood Flower yet.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 03:52 AM (SsG4J)


Is your hand still busted?

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)

800 ''I'm, way past the JPop phase. I much prefer the naughty librarian these days.''




gotta love those naughty librarian types.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 10:59 PM (FMbng)

801 I much prefer the naughty librarian these days.

I do that very well.  

MUCH better than Kirsten Dunst as a Japanese Schoolgirl, though God knows she'd definitely look much better as such.



Berserker, you miss the whole package then! I can see that, it's something few get to experience!

Have you ever recorded? I have never understood how people can just go in cold and play to tracks. I like the energy of a live band.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 11:03 PM (SsG4J)

802 Hand is technically not busted, but it's still very painful and stiff. Really, really stiff. My fingers, I mean. Especially the middle one. Still can't even use the dang capo.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

803 Where is yankeefifth?? And veeka?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 11:06 PM (SsG4J)

804 I done killed it.

Probably a good thing,  my naughty librarian stories'd get us all warned again.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 11:08 PM (SsG4J)

805 Really, really stiff. My fingers, I mean. Especially the middle one. Still can't even use the dang capo.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 04:05 AM (SsG4J)

 

Who, or what, did you punch?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 11:08 PM (mP3uM)

806 Good night, sweet peeps. It was lovely seeing y'all again!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 28, 2012 11:09 PM (SsG4J)

807 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_U9tXJevA4

G'night!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2012 11:09 PM (kaalw)

808 ""Berserker, you miss the whole package then! I can see that, it's something few get to experience!

Have you ever recorded? I have never understood how people can just go in cold and play to tracks. I like the energy of a live band.""


Recording is actually pretty easy. Its time consuming, and boring sometimes, but its not hard.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 11:09 PM (FMbng)

809 817 Really, really stiff. My fingers, I mean. Especially the middle one. Still can't even use the dang capo.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 04:05 AM (SsG4J)

Who, or what, did you punch?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 29, 2012 04:08 AM (mP3uM)



============


She's fixated on sending a particularly explanatory signal to SCoaMF and her finger just locked in that position.

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 11:10 PM (ufJKx)

810 You can tell me naughty librarian stories. I'm a good listener.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 11:10 PM (mP3uM)

811 ""Good night, sweet peeps. It was lovely seeing y'all again!"'

Night Miss Tammy.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 11:10 PM (FMbng)

812 My fingers, I mean. Especially the middle one


That sucks MissT,,, so do you have to moon those that agitate you now?? now that you can't give them the finger..

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 11:11 PM (KZLoo)

813 Hand is technically not busted, but it's still very painful and stiff. Really, really stiff. My fingers, I mean. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at February 29, 2012 04:05 AM (SsG4J) Remind me, did you break your fingers or your hand? When I broke my hand last year it was a few months before my hand healed enough that I could make a fist.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:11 PM (4ixH5)

814 Good night, Miss Tammy!

It's always lovely having you here.

And we can keep the naughty librarian stories secret, honest.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:12 PM (4ixH5)

815 She's fixated on sending a particularly explanatory signal to SCoaMF and her finger just locked in that position.

Posted by: jc at February 29, 2012 04:10 AM (ufJKx)

 

She's a rebel? That is kind of naugty.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at February 28, 2012 11:14 PM (mP3uM)

816 Grim will win them over I'm sure.

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 03:58 AM (KZLoo)


Spec runs up to him, hollering for treats and then flops at his feet staring up at him with a foolish look on his face. Spooky saunters over and makes him really work for it and a lot of the time she will suddenly disengage and then hide behind me. When lulu gets close its like a miracle.

but i have a strong feeling the next one is gonna be named Hercules.

at the rate we are going tho. Daddy's little princess may be an only cat, because he hates watching her mix it up with another to figure out who is top cat. says he doesnt wanna see her "getting pushed around by those big bitches."

gotta understand it all i can do not to laugh. this kitten that swiped her was a quarter of her size. I really like him. But im reluctant to subject my house to the awesome destructive power that is KITTEN.


Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 11:15 PM (r7Ddb)

817 CLEAR! zap

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)

818 But im reluctant to subject my house to the awesome destructive power that is KITTEN.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 29, 2012 04:15 AM (r7Ddb)


I've mulled getting another kitteh, but I fear the destructive power of jealous, territorial cat.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:26 PM (4ixH5)

819 But im reluctant to subject my house to the awesome destructive power that is KITTEN.

Heh,,, sounds like the barn may not be safe either Gushie...
Specter sounds like panther cat.. flops down at the feet then when you bend down and start petting him he dig four claws in your forearm and starts biting... I always make sure my shirt is pulled down before petting now.. may be love bites to him but it's blood letting to me..

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 11:26 PM (KZLoo)

820 The last time I owned more than one cat they all absolutely hated each other.

Mind you I was a kid at the time and didn't know there was a right and wrong way to introduce cats to each other.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:27 PM (4ixH5)

821 I like cats when other people own them. I can play with them and leave them.

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 11:30 PM (FMbng)

822 I fear the destructive power of jealous, territorial cat.

Ah just go for it Robert,, they'll work it out and you got insurance for your apartment,, right?? probably having different genders may work better, I'll let you know by mid summer..

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 11:30 PM (KZLoo)

823 may be love bites to him but it's blood letting to me..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 04:26 AM (KZLoo)


There might be a way to correct that.  I was reading recently the best way stop encouraging that behavior is to essentially break off what you're doing and walk.  My Sadie is pretty good about not getting so carried away and also as an owner I've learned to pay closer attention to their signals.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

824 I can play with them and leave them.

Posted by: Berserker at February 29, 2012 04:30 AM (FMbng)


Also what people like about having grandkids.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:31 PM (4ixH5)

825 probably having different genders may work better, I'll let you know by mid summer..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 04:30 AM (KZLoo)


Well...she is fixed...

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)

826 Goodnight Kids.  CYA

Posted by: jc at February 28, 2012 11:32 PM (ufJKx)

827 ""Mind you I was a kid at the time and didn't know there was a right and wrong way to introduce cats to each other.""

yeah my brother's wife could have used that lesson. They had a cat, it was really cool, and friendly,  and playful. A year later she brings another one home and it just moved right in. The first cat has been a bastard ever since. Both are male

Posted by: Berserker at February 28, 2012 11:32 PM (FMbng)

828 Good night, JC.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:42 PM (4ixH5)

829 Well...she is fixed...

I've had fixed "mixed" before and they pretty much ignore each other. The fixed females were always at each other..

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 11:42 PM (KZLoo)

830 47

As I recall, Tammy is just a few months older than me. We could easily have crossed paths at some point. Likewise for some others here who have lived around Santa Clarita or Thousand Oaks. TO is where I grew up, to the extent the phrase can be applied to me. You've all seen it on TV and movies a zillion time without knowing it.

That bunker Steve Austin was running across a mine field to attack in a first season episode? The old TO city hall. The building Proteus IV lived in in 'Demon Seed?' Same place from the interior plaza. Plus a billion westerns, of course.

Posted by: epobirs at February 28, 2012 11:42 PM (kcfmt)

831 The fixed females were always at each other..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 04:42 AM (KZLoo)


Oh yes, the two cats I had many years ago were both fixed females and couldn't walk by each other without hissing and growling.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:51 PM (4ixH5)

832 There might be a way to correct that. I was reading recently the best way stop


Yeah Robert, I've heard that,but the rough housing is about it for his exercise, so I just cover thoroughly and let him go crazy.. he also likes short burst running after pooping... crazy cat..

Posted by: beanervt at February 28, 2012 11:52 PM (KZLoo)

833

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 04:42 AM (kcfmt)


Demon Seed?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_Seed


Sounds trippy.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 11:56 PM (4ixH5)

834 he also likes short burst running after pooping... crazy cat..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 04:52 AM (KZLoo)


Well, ya know, once the load is lightened and all...


Do you know what breed of kitteh Panther Cat is?

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 12:00 AM (4ixH5)

835 Epo, gonna install the Win 8 consumer build tomorrow?

Posted by: Zakn at February 29, 2012 12:10 AM (HNE7F)

836 It's a pretty wild unappreciated movie. Some very advanced stuff for the time it was done. The novel was from Dean Koontz when he did SF under his own name and the horror stuff under so many pseudonyms he lost track of them.

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 12:15 AM (kcfmt)

837 Dammit. This girl I know (through Bookface, natch) is a really cute, funny girl. Now she cut her hair short and looks like Rachel Maddow. Gawdammit...

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 12:17 AM (4ixH5)

838 Do you know what breed of kitteh Panther Cat is?

Not sure Robert, but he's a big lug and crazy... they are bred to be handled *lab cats* which he don't like unless it's me...drives my daughter mad.. she brought him home from vet school. he's short haired solid black (kinda dark brown in sun light) with 5 white hairs under his chin.

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 12:18 AM (KZLoo)

839 oh and dark black pupils what fill most the deep yellow when his feeling his oats,, that's when he looks like teh Panther..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 12:20 AM (KZLoo)

840 I'm just waiting for the download to become available at 6 AM. Supposedly.

I've got an A6 laptop and a C2D desktop waiting for new install. Originally, it was just going to be the laptop. The C2D was originally built when Vista hit the market and died recently. Probably my fault because it was pretty full of dust and I've warned others countless times about that. I recovered the files but the Win7 install was clobbered enough to start from scratch, so I got a replacement for the Intel DG965SS motherboard from Newegg for $60 and left it waiting until today.

Win8's requirements are identical to Win7 (a bit lower in some circumstances but not enough so that they're revising from just saying it'll work fine on anything that did Win7 properly) so it should be alright, albeit a bit low end. The hardware is old enough that it will only support 6 GB of PC 6400 RAM. To use a full 8 GB you have to go down to 667 or 533 MHz RAM.

Toward the time Win8 is RTM I hope to build a new machine that will have more current hardware all around. An Ivy Bridge CPU or current AMD if the money is tight. At that point the C2D box will either revert to Win7 (the license on the Win8 Beta is a year) and go into semi-retirement or be donated somewhere. I have a Technet subscription so it's no problem to put whatever OS and apps are needed on it.

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 12:26 AM (kcfmt)

841 Now she cut her hair short and looks like Rachel Maddow.

That image could hurt big time at the most inopportune moment... better forget her Robert...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 12:31 AM (KZLoo)

842 Cool Eponirs. I don't know If I will yet

Posted by: Zakn at February 29, 2012 12:32 AM (HNE7F)

843 Sounds like he's a good ole fashioned American short hair kitteh. When I was reeaaallly little we had two black short hairs called Pepper and Sweets and they were sisters. The only time we ever had multiple cats that got along.

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 12:35 AM (4ixH5)

844 That image could hurt big time at the most inopportune moment...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 05:31 AM (KZLoo)


Alas, she's a lez.  I know, tear.

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 12:36 AM (4ixH5)

845 It's a pretty wild unappreciated movie.

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 05:15 AM (kcfmt)


And teh chick gets porked by a machine.  Kinky.

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 12:37 AM (4ixH5)

846 Alas, she's a lez. I know, tear.


What tear Robert,, from knowing how burned out you'll be doing two wild wimminz??? or she don't switch hit??

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 12:48 AM (KZLoo)

847 good ole fashioned American short hair kitteh

Yeah that's it...

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 12:50 AM (KZLoo)

848 #854

Kind of a job requirement for me. I need to be ready for when clients call me up wanting help with their new machines. Plus there are usually opportunities that arise form being on top of these things.

Posted by: epobirs at February 29, 2012 12:57 AM (kcfmt)

849 Well, I see right leaning democrat Mitt Romney got some more delegates.

Posted by: Jimmah at February 29, 2012 12:59 AM (845uI)

850 Well, I see right leaning democrat Mitt Romney

Has RINO been ruled hate speech?? or your being easy on Mitts Jimmah??

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 01:10 AM (KZLoo)

851 Okey, gotta get gone.  Werk needs doin'!

Good night, Bean, Epo, Jimmah, Zakn.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)

852 Morning ONT Morons.  That story on the Koran burning prosecutions is outrageous. I WILL be carrying it forward to the news roundup.  My blood pressure hit the roof when I read it.

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2012 01:27 AM (YdQQY)

853 Mornin Vic,, 17 and snow enroute... Yeah on the korniran story,, again there's just to many lawyers, and lawyers in government.

Of course they could say they were going to piss on them to put the fire (that accidentally started) out, but after the last rile up decided against it.

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 01:35 AM (KZLoo)

854 52.6° here. 

On the Koran story my recommendation was to piss on them and video it for Al Jism TV.  Then every time the crowd gathers hit them with a dozen 120mm mortars.

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2012 01:46 AM (YdQQY)

855 It is supposed to make it 75° here today.

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2012 01:48 AM (YdQQY)

856 Then every time the crowd gathers hit them with a dozen 120mm mortars.

Or We could be a little civilized Vic,,, by cutting down to 81mm's.. enjoy the 75's I'll be thinking of ya..

Posted by: beanervt at February 29, 2012 01:57 AM (KZLoo)

857 News up

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2012 02:01 AM (YdQQY)

858 I wish I could enjoy it but not in the cards this week.

Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2012 02:02 AM (YdQQY)

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