November 29, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (11-29-2015)
— Maetenloch

Quote of the Day

It is outrageous to suggest that I have ever referred to a distinguished figure such as Michael Mann as "Mr Fraudpants". I'm always very careful to refer to him as "Dr Fraudpants". His Nobel Prize is false, but his PhD appears to be genuine, at least at the time of writing.

-- Mark Steyn

Upset in the Iowa Polls: Ancient God Who Favors Child Sacrifice Now in the Lead

Frankly Moloch had fallen off of my radar almost completely other than the rare occasions when I need a neighbor's cow to sicken and die. But now he has decent shot at becoming known as Moloch, Devourer of All Flesh and President of the United States.

Moloch: 31%
SMOD: 29%
Cthulhu: 22%
SMBH: 3%
Undecided, but committed to nihilism in general: 15%

Apparently Moloch isn't into the whole social media thing so the only online picture I could find is this one off of a really old GeoCities page.

Sacrificing_to_Moloch

Weekly Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [507 comments] 'Bruce Boehner' [71.21 posts/day]
2 [323 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
3 [308 comments] 'logprof'
4 [305 comments] 'Ricardo Kill'
5 [287 comments] 'Bruce With a Wang!'
6 [278 comments] 'Harry Paratestes'
7 [271 comments] 'chemjeff'
8 [269 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
9 [259 comments] 'willow'
10 [248 comments] 'Nip Sip'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [63 names] 'Moron gourmand' [8.85 unique names/day]
2 [51 names] 'Turd Ferguson'
3 [47 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
4 [45 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
5 [42 names] 'Bertram Cabot Jr.'
6 [41 names] 'logprof'
7 [39 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
8 [38 names] 'Bruce Boehner'
9 [36 names] 'The Political Hat'
10 [34 names] 'U of Missou Snowflake'

The group. Banned on 12 universities.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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1 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:16 PM (P4OkF)

2 i hate the fact i still love you

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:16 PM (0O7c5)

3 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:16 PM (EzgxV)

4 No way

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:17 PM (aSPwI)

5 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 06:17 PM (YJmuy)

6 I stopped and read it all. Damn it!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:17 PM (aSPwI)

7 I think they misspelled SMFH.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:18 PM (EzgxV)

8 Maet must have had a rockin weekend. Content is......how shall we say this.......a wee bit light

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:18 PM (vL/IL)

9 Carried from the last thread: Jesus. I have a roommate coming back home from Cali who has rented half my house in absentia since he got a contract job 15 months ago. He has been traveling home since last Wednesday. He has asked that I wait up for him. Just texted him and he got to a bar near our house 2 hours ago and plans to hang there until midnight. WTAF? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:14 PM (aSPwI)

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:19 PM (aSPwI)

10 ... The Shuffling Dead ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at November 29, 2015 06:19 PM (9YDUz)

11 8 Maet must have had a rockin weekend. Content is......how shall we say this.......a wee bit light Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL) It's been lighter.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:19 PM (EzgxV)

12 Baby sacrifice is wrong, unless it is for science.

Posted by: But so what at November 29, 2015 06:19 PM (7wyDO)

13 Take that Doctor Frogpants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 29, 2015 06:19 PM (FkBIv)

14 8 Maet must have had a rockin weekend. Content is......how shall we say this.......a wee bit light
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL)


You should have seen what I had 11 minutes ago. Now quitcherbitchin.

Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 06:19 PM (wqVD1)

15 Thanks to the Epic browser, I never have to worry about being in the top ten again.

Posted by: Herr Doktor Fraudpants, to you! at November 29, 2015 06:20 PM (oFSUK)

16

Evening everyone.

I'm stuck at home doing work because I'm behind on hours.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 29, 2015 06:20 PM (fC9RO)

17 ManWithNoParty This doesn't sound like it will end well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:20 PM (VROg+)

18 Baby sacrifice is wrong, unless it is for science. The customer is always right. Especially if you have a buyer.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at November 29, 2015 06:21 PM (oFSUK)

19 Let us remember the recent cooking themed ONT. Three enter, one leave. Minimalist.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:21 PM (aSPwI)

20 Is that global warming on Mars?

Was Algore visiting?

Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 06:21 PM (AJkxb)

21 9 Carried from the last thread: Jesus. I have a roommate coming back home from Cali who has rented half my house in absentia since he got a contract job 15 months ago. He has been traveling home since last Wednesday. He has asked that I wait up for him. Just texted him and he got to a bar near our house 2 hours ago and plans to hang there until midnight. WTAF? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:14 PM (aSPwI) Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (aSPwI) Did he have an explanation of why he wanted you to wait up for him an extra two hours? Of what benefit it might be to you? I mean, if he wants you awake in order to properly receive several kilos of gold bullion, I might see it.....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:22 PM (EzgxV)

22 How about this, quit your bitching, please

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:22 PM (P4OkF)

23 i hate the fact i still love you Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (0O7c5) well, I told you I was married when we got hitched.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 06:22 PM (vb33c)

24 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10488

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2015 06:22 PM (vBeA5)

25 I thought it was Frankenpants.

Posted by: Eyegore at November 29, 2015 06:22 PM (FkBIv)

26 Uh oh.

Gronk gets his leg taken out.

Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 06:23 PM (AJkxb)

27 He has asked that I wait up for him. Just texted him and he got to a bar near our house 2 hours ago and plans to hang there until midnight. WTAF?

Go to bar, apply chloroform.  Apologize to everyone for your roommate "drinking too much" and haul his ass back to the house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 06:23 PM (YJmuy)

28 Gronk hurt

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 06:23 PM (rwI+c)

29 My rankings will drop on both counts next week.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:23 PM (vsbNu)

30 22 How about this, quit your bitching, please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (P4OkF)


I'm this close ][ to calling in a favor from Moloch on your ass.

Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 06:24 PM (wqVD1)

31 Not a good day for tight ends, Graham now Gronk.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 06:25 PM (oPXDw)

32 What is SMBH?

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:25 PM (vsbNu)

33 Baby sacrifice You say that like it's a bad thing. What am I bid for these intact aborted baby heads?

Posted by: Planned Unparenthood at November 29, 2015 06:25 PM (kGrwF)

34 I think they misspelled SMFH. Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (EzgxV) Cooth, I still think you have a shoot at Veep...

Posted by: The Presidential Hat at November 29, 2015 06:25 PM (vBeA5)

35 A chilly n' offshore foggy good evening, Horde. How foggy? A Princess Cruise ship is anchored offshore, as it's too foggy to navigate halfway up the Houston Ship Channel to the Bayport Cruise Terminal. And if you want a howler of a lesson in the venal, corrupt and penurious nature of Houston Politics....well, just Bing up that cruise terminal in your search. There is not "graft" associated with that project. No, the whole damn project is nothing BUT graft, from beginning to end. It was supposed to generate revenue to the City from collecting lease and docking fees. Instead, it's such a White Elephant, that the Port of Houston has to pay the cruise lines millions of dollars per year, just to use the damn thing. Makes funding the stadium for the Texans, Astros and other teams look like downright good deals for the beleaguered taxpayers. And makes me glad that I'm not a Houstonite, too. Galveston has enough tax n' spend fraud of it's own, but damn, that cruise terminal is the Taj Majal of civic profiteering. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 29, 2015 06:25 PM (McRlu)

36 lol yankee

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:25 PM (0O7c5)

37 Yellowstone Caldera is still my Dark Horse candidate for Doom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 06:26 PM (rwI+c)

38 I'm this close ][ to calling in a favor from Moloch on your ass. Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:24 PM (wqVD1) Well I'm glad you had a rockin weekend until 30 minutes ago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:26 PM (QdyoO)

39 I shall return!

Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 06:26 PM (vsbNu)

40 This doesn't sound like it will end well Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:20 PM (VROg+) ****** It won't if I wait up for this now unemployed douchebag. So, down to the man cave/In law Suite I go.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:27 PM (aSPwI)

41 What is SMBH? Hover over the link.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 06:27 PM (oFSUK)

42 14 8 Maet must have had a rockin weekend. Content is......how shall we say this.......a wee bit light Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:18 PM (vL/IL) You should have seen what I had 11 minutes ago. Now quitcherbitchin. Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:19 PM (wqVD1) Did you see the Maet-signal in the last thread?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:27 PM (EzgxV)

43 ONT! With a plate of rancid leftovers in front of me. Life is good.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 29, 2015 06:27 PM (9jeGC)

44 Yeah, and Damarius Thomas is 0 for 10 passes thrown at him tonight. *spit*

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 06:28 PM (9iR5/)

45 Dr. Fraudpants is still insulting. Just sayin'.

Posted by: President Prissy Pants at November 29, 2015 06:28 PM (kGrwF)

46 Why are thre two "Bruce Boehner"s?

Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 06:28 PM (vsbNu)

47 Did you see the Maet-signal in the last thread?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (EzgxV)


Nope. I literally just home from traveling most of the day. I know nothing.

Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 06:29 PM (wqVD1)

48 Secretary of State Fraudpantsuit?

Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at November 29, 2015 06:29 PM (AJkxb)

49 @42 Cthulhu, no I did not see what you spoke about

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:29 PM (P4OkF)

50 No love for the Gamma Ray Burst? I'm disappointed. Half the world sterilized in a single flash.
 
Otoh, I can see why the Yellowstone Supervolcano doesn't have many adherents, with the US paying the heaviest price and no assurance that our enemies will suffer enough as well.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:29 PM (gyKtp)

51 I believe it's pronounced FrOWdpants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 06:30 PM (rwI+c)

52 >>>Why are thre two "Bruce Boehner"s?

Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu)<<<



There!

Are!

Three!

Bruces!

Posted by: Capt. Picard at November 29, 2015 06:30 PM (AJkxb)

53 Hey Phoenixgirl

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 06:30 PM (vb33c)

54 46 Why are thre two "Bruce Boehner"s?
Posted by: Gonk at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (vsbNu)


I think there are several morons who regularly sockpuppet that nic.

Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 06:31 PM (wqVD1)

55 /Grabowski sock

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:31 PM (vsbNu)

56 48 Secretary of State Fraudpantsuit? Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (AJkxb) Is that German for drunk bitch?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:32 PM (UiGnh)

57 What is so funny or piquant about "Bruce Boehner"?

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:32 PM (vsbNu)

58 Did he have an explanation of why he wanted you to wait up for him an extra two hours? Of what benefit it might be to you? I mean, if he wants you awake in order to properly receive several kilos of gold bullion, I might see it..... Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (EzgxV) ***** My guess is that he would like to explain why his 49 year old sister who comes with him does not count as an adult and should not be included in the division of bills proportionally.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:32 PM (aSPwI)

59 I think there are several morons who regularly sockpuppet that nic. Or he goes from several locations.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 06:33 PM (oFSUK)

60 hey yankee

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:33 PM (0O7c5)

61 47 Did you see the Maet-signal in the last thread? Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:27 PM (EzgxV) Nope. I literally just home from traveling most of the day. I know nothing. Posted by: Maetenloch at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (wqVD1) I hope they were productive travels and your home is a fine refuge from them. Furthermore, I hope your home is well-stocked with libations, you've got your shoes off, and you're having a nice relax.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:34 PM (EzgxV)

62 Is that German for drunk bitch? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (UiGnh) That's just hilarious.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 06:34 PM (kGrwF)

63 Why are thre two "Bruce Boehner"s?

Mitosis.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 06:34 PM (YJmuy)

64 I was once twice in the top 10 list. Kind of odd. But I did it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:34 PM (DmRs2)

65 This might be the night the Pats get their first L.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 06:34 PM (oPXDw)

66 Donkos take the lead!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:36 PM (vsbNu)

67 4 bruce boehners....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:36 PM (0O7c5)

68 Oh my fucking god. The zebras change the course of the game again.

Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 06:36 PM (AJkxb)

69 Too much time for Brady. Ask little manning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:36 PM (MwNIp)

70 Sucks it patriots.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 06:36 PM (3dOE/)

71 49 @42 Cthulhu, no I did not see what you spoke about Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:29 PM (P4OkF) @268 in prior thread -- about 3 minutes before the time indicated by Maet as having bupkis.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:36 PM (EzgxV)

72 Top 10 commenters: 1 [507 comments] 'Bruce Boehner' [71.21 posts/day] ... Top 10 sockpuppeteers: ... 7 [39 names] 'Bruce Boehner' 8 [38 names] 'Bruce Boehner' Yeah, I call for a recount. But, re content-lite ONT, cut Capt. Maet some slack. We're all still under the influence of Turkey day, right? * save-a-slot double comment * Watched last night's Dr Who tonight. Better than anything this season. Figured out the "breakthrough" just before the last few rounds. I said the other day they were doing such bad episodes so when Moffett came back it would look good. I was right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fading fast at November 29, 2015 06:37 PM (ACs58)

73 Ho Lee Phuk.  Hometown hero catches pass on home field to become hero in hometown.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2015 06:37 PM (3tjn4)

74 Moloch = Planned Parenthood with Additional Child Roasting services - same murder, more smoke.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2015 06:38 PM (7O9ts)

75 If the consumer confidence level is up you can blame Mrs. MH and I. We went out and bought 3 new appliances, plus the delivery/removal charge and extended warranties. I'm too old to be moving major appliances.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:39 PM (QdyoO)

76 But, re content-lite ONT, cut Capt. Maet some slack. We're all still under the influence of Turkey day, right? Maybe he got trampled in a Walmart Black Friday stampede.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 06:40 PM (kGrwF)

77 should i stay up and watch walking dead?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:40 PM (0O7c5)

78 I love Mars in the fall.

Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at November 29, 2015 06:40 PM (gNDl5)

79 should i stay up and watch walking dead? Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (0O7c5) ***** Only you can answer that for yourself.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:41 PM (aSPwI)

80 After reading a bit about Moloch at wiki, I'm thinking that legend may have inspired the Brazen Bull form of torture.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:42 PM (gyKtp)

81
I love Mars sexually.

Posted by: neil degrasse tyson at November 29, 2015 06:42 PM (EWg9n)

82 58 Did he have an explanation of why he wanted you to wait up for him an extra two hours? Of what benefit it might be to you? I mean, if he wants you awake in order to properly receive several kilos of gold bullion, I might see it..... Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:22 PM (EzgxV) ***** My guess is that he would like to explain why his 49 year old sister who comes with him does not count as an adult and should not be included in the division of bills proportionally. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:32 PM (aSPwI) And he somehow thinks that sugarcoating that turd will go better if he jerks you around for an additional two hours at bedtime? Did you get this roommate from the Georgia State Home for the Mentally Deficient? Were I in your shoes, I'd be doing a low boil at this point.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:42 PM (EzgxV)

83 Game ain't over. The Donks are going to blow this. Sigh.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 06:42 PM (9iR5/)

84 man with no party

i think i'll just watch it in the morning

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:42 PM (0O7c5)

85 should i stay up and watch walking dead?

Do it and you'll be one of them tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 29, 2015 06:42 PM (YJmuy)

86 78 I love Mars in the fall. Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at November 29, 2015 11:40 PM (gNDl5) It is certainly better than spring in uranus.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 06:43 PM (3dOE/)

87 That should produce overtime...

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 06:43 PM (oFSUK)

88 74 Moloch = Planned Parenthood with Additional Child Roasting services - same murder, more smoke.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2015 11:38 PM (7O9ts)



Same old Progressives.  They never change.  The leadership lives like princes, everyone else gets the table scraps, and you're told to sacrifice your children for the sake of prosperity.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 29, 2015 06:43 PM (HalrA)

89 OT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 06:43 PM (rwI+c)

90 GOSTKOWSKI!

Posted by: a blind zebra at November 29, 2015 06:43 PM (AJkxb)

91 Donk defense lets them into field goal range. Game tied.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 06:43 PM (9iR5/)

92 See my remarks at #69 NE Pats have a horseshoe stuck up their asses. Fucking lucky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:44 PM (+oRxW)

93 OT, doesn't bode well for the Bronks.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 06:44 PM (oPXDw)

94 Love Brady or hate him, he's the best there is.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2015 06:45 PM (EDYaR)

95 And he somehow thinks that sugarcoating that turd will go better if he jerks you around for an additional two hours at bedtime? Did you get this roommate from the Georgia State Home for the Mentally Deficient? Were I in your shoes, I'd be doing a low boil at this point. Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV) ****** I already went down to my (safe?) space for the night. Fuck him. When he was last here, a good roommate. Now, he has a sister that is a Snowflake with him who has all sorts of excuses why she can't pay her share. I told him that was cool, he could pay her third. That is when the texting stopped.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:46 PM (aSPwI)

96 I'm about a third of the way through the movie Pi and I can say this -- It's freakin' weird.
 
But I like weird.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:47 PM (gyKtp)

97 Donk defense lets them into field goal range. Game tied. Yes! They didn't score a touchdown!

Posted by: Prevent Defense Coordinator at November 29, 2015 06:47 PM (n22zQ)

98 tu3031

brady had the best personal coach ever......he was my coach too....rip tom martinez

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at November 29, 2015 06:47 PM (0O7c5)

99 cthulhu, thanks I looked it up. I'm guessing he was having too much fun and thought DAM I have to get the ONT up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:47 PM (2zd9l)

100 Brady bitches alot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 06:48 PM (ODxAs)

101 NFL Elbows ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671017567792857089 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671017734617104384 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671017889122672643 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018071826563073

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 06:48 PM (G3ZCw)

102 OT, doesn't bode well for the Bronks. I don't know, they've done well this half. And they didn't get injured.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 06:49 PM (n22zQ)

103 So, MWNP, how's the weather been there? We're supposed to get a nip of frost here, which means my mad panic over greenhouses was Just. In. Time. It's practically been my middle-name for the last month-and-some.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:49 PM (EzgxV)

104 More NFL Elbows ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018279314579458 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018414429839361 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018558894292992 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/671018722853789698

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2015 06:50 PM (G3ZCw)

105 Yes Brady bitches a lot. If he becomes a coach he will be the next Jim F@cking Harbaugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:51 PM (Oy0zJ)

106 94 Love Brady or hate him, he's the best there is.

*****

Then why did he cheat?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2015 06:51 PM (z+4T3)

107 Shut the fuck up, Collinsworth.

Posted by: STFU at November 29, 2015 06:51 PM (ftJ4J)

108 It's practically been my middle-name for the last month-and-some. Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 11:49 PM (EzgxV) ***** I have 2 doors open to vent the lower level right now. About 70 here, great for this time of year.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 06:51 PM (aSPwI)

109 Love Brady or hate him, he's the best there is.
--------
Can't stand the smug little bastard. I hate smug.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 06:51 PM (9iR5/)

110 i think the donks got this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2015 06:52 PM (ucDmr)

111 Yay donks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (qhUQl)

112 Ballgame. Heh.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (48QDY)

113 FUCK YOU CHEATERS!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (vsbNu)

114 No undefeated season.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (rwI+c)

115 heh, he said omaha

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (P33FP)

116 Hahahahaha.... Denver wins!  I can't believe it.

Big O isn't gonna let Peyton have his job back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (ODxAs)

117 Brady walk of shame. Love it.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (3dOE/)

118 Peyton who?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:53 PM (7uC+4)

119 Probably need more defense if you want to go undefeated. Just a hunch.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 06:54 PM (n22zQ)

120 Holy shit Bronks win!!!!!

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 06:54 PM (oPXDw)

121 Unexpected. Osweiller.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2015 06:54 PM (2x3L+)

122 Very nice.

Posted by: let it snow at November 29, 2015 06:54 PM (ftJ4J)

123 Get your Mars to ass.

Posted by: Dyslexic Arnold at November 29, 2015 06:54 PM (FkBIv)

124 When he was last here, a good roommate. Now, he has a sister that is a Snowflake with him who has all sorts of excuses why she can't pay her share. I told him that was cool, he could pay her third. That is when the texting stopped. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 29, 2015 11:46 PM (aSPwI) My sister in law and my brother in law each have a sibling who is a freeloader. Their freeloading attempts go on for decades. Good luck.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 06:54 PM (kGrwF)

125 Denver wins in OT. 30-24

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2015 06:55 PM (e8kgV)

126 a star is born

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 29, 2015 06:55 PM (P33FP)

127 [to tune of Nationwide jingle]
Osweiller's the quarterback...

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 06:55 PM (xq1UY)

128 G'Night, Patriots, perfect season.  Denver wins.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 06:55 PM (OQ9R7)

129 changing of the guard. refreshing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (ucDmr)

130 123 Get your Mars to ass. Posted by: Dyslexic Arnold at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (FkBIv) .heH

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (EzgxV)

131 Brady is just a tad miffed.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (MQEz6)

132 102 OT, doesn't bode well for the Bronks. I don't know, they've done well this half. And they didn't get injured. Let's just pretend I never said that.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (oPXDw)

133 Osweiler won one more game!

Posted by: Peyton Manning's new Nationwide Jingle at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (vsbNu)

134
Beleichick lost that game for them.  Plus an injury to Gronk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (ODxAs)

135 Well butter by butt and call me biscuit. The Donks pulled this one out their ass.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 06:56 PM (9iR5/)

136 MWNP if a 49 year old woman wants to free load tell her to become a teacher or become a resident at a state institution

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:57 PM (ZZgPW)

137 127 [to tune of Nationwide jingle] Osweiller's the quarterback... Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 11:55 PM (xq1UY) Keep working at it.

Posted by: Peyton Manning's Nationwide Jingle at November 29, 2015 06:57 PM (vsbNu)

138 I hit the Prev button instantly when Pus-eye comes on. I hope DirecTV is passing that along.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2015 06:57 PM (rwI+c)

139 Hey everybody. I know they're a company conservatives don't want to do business with, but i gotta admit Progressive Insurance's commercials are funny/fun to watch. I particularly like the ones they've done that are made to look like 1970s/early 1980s education films. "This isn't lactose, it's milk!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 06:58 PM (ntObR)

140 Osweiler seems like a class act. Good for him.

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 06:58 PM (3dOE/)

141 If osweiler wins the next two it's going to be tough to bring Peyton back.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 06:59 PM (oPXDw)

142
Heh, Big O used every cliche there is in his interview.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 06:59 PM (ODxAs)

143 Guy Mohawk, Belichek wasn't out there tackling.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 06:59 PM (vL/IL)

144 Although, interestingly enough, a number of the sports pundits this morning were picking the Broncos to win. I didn't believe them.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 06:59 PM (9iR5/)

145 I'm pissed I did not start C.J. Anderson on my fantasy team this week.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 06:59 PM (vsbNu)

146 I hit the Prev button instantly when Pus-eye comes on. Is that anything like a Perv button?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 29, 2015 07:00 PM (FkBIv)

147 Fucking dropped punt.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2015 07:00 PM (MQEz6)

148 Still would rather see both teams lose...or at the very least, crushed by SMOD. Oh well...

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:02 PM (zyIlW)

149 So wow, the Panthers are the last remaining undefeated team in the NFL.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 07:02 PM (vsbNu)

150 Oh cry for the Pats Coach Big Ass Ears

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:02 PM (VROg+)

151 Curse of the Turkey Costume.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2015 07:02 PM (MQEz6)

152 Hiya SMFH Hope your thanksgiving was a fine one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:03 PM (UiGnh)

153 75 If the consumer confidence level is up you can blame Mrs. MH and I. We went out and bought 3 new appliances, plus the delivery/removal charge and extended warranties. I'm too old to be moving major appliances. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:39 PM (QdyoO) Consumer confidence will be "unexpectedly lower" this month I bet. Just from the Mrs and I's observation this past weekend, Black Friday sales will be "unexpectedly lower than forecast". Easy entrance and exit into the area's 2nd largest mall on Friday, and WalMart was a little bit more crowded on Saturday than a regular Saturday. Even downtown on "Small Business Saturday" was way off from recent years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 29, 2015 07:04 PM (Z7G74)

154 148 Fucking dropped punt. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2015 12:00 AM (MQEz6) Brady? Is that you?

Posted by: rebel flounder at November 29, 2015 07:04 PM (3dOE/)

155 Fucking dropped punt.
-------
Temp at game time was in the twenties. And snowing. Catching a football in those conditions is like trying to catch a high speed, heavily greased, brick. Lot of missed passes on both sides tonight. Except for Damarius Thomas. He fucked up. A lot.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 07:04 PM (9iR5/)

156 or at the very least, crushed by SMOD. If it hastens Peyton on his way, maybe we all won tonight.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2015 07:04 PM (n22zQ)

157 It was, thank you, MH. Funnily enough, it made for a nice b-day also, thanks to my first-born. She did all the cooking.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:04 PM (zyIlW)

158
I know MH, but he could have run the clock way down with 3 minutes left.  But yeah, Pats have a bad run D.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 07:05 PM (ODxAs)

159 137 MWNP if a 49 year old woman wants to free load tell her to become a teacher or become a resident at a state institution Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:57 PM (ZZgPW)[/oi] Or she could peddle her ass on the street. According to a couple of "Cops" episodes they get all of fifteen bucks per screw. And their being flabby and run down doesn't seem to be a problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 07:05 PM (kGrwF)

160 150 So wow, the Panthers are the last remaining undefeated team in the NFL. And the Cam hype that was already in full force is going to be stratospheric now.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 07:07 PM (VviqM)

161 Did you see the post on the Conservative Tree House about how the text of the TPP PRE-APPROVES other treaties, specifically environmental treaties?

They quote some Australian newspaper's worried article saying that the TPP would allow Aussie companies to be sued for violating terms of any other treaty that Australia signs on to, presumably including the upcoming Paris Climate Treaty.

Posted by: Made up name at November 29, 2015 07:07 PM (T01Xq)

162 Black Friday sales will be "unexpectedly lower than forecast" And Syrian 'refugees' love to shop. Do you see where I'm going with this? I'm authorizing the import of 200% of all Syrians...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 29, 2015 07:07 PM (n22zQ)

163 My sister in law and my brother in law each have a sibling who is a freeloader. Their freeloading attempts go on for decades. Good luck. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 11:54 PM (kGrwF) ***** Thanks, but it's cool. She is his sister, and therefore not my problem. This has been carefully explained to him prior to their arrival.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 07:07 PM (aSPwI)

164 Or she could peddle her ass on the street. According to a couple of "Cops" episodes they get all of fifteen bucks per screw. And their being flabby and run down doesn't seem to be a problem. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:05 AM (kGrwF) well, lots of variables there, the low end of scale is usually meth addicts without teeth so. she may as well work it off around his house. definitely needs a little cheering up so he is less cranky.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 07:07 PM (vb33c)

165 Manning needs to start a rumor that Oswiller is a devout Christian...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 29, 2015 07:07 PM (fC9RO)

166 Every AFC West team won today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 07:08 PM (ODxAs)

167 Hold on just a minute there. We have not seen this particular 49-year-old woman.
Perhaps there's a daguerreotype, or a brass rubbing.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 07:08 PM (xq1UY)

168 I've always been a strong supporter of SMOD (I even have a SMOD 2016 sticker on my car), but this SMBH chap could steal my vote if he (she? xe? xit?) moves close enough to the earth by next year to demonstrate a real gravitational effect.

Posted by: PabloD at November 29, 2015 07:08 PM (eOnMX)

169 Big Ass Ears
-----
Why all the Big Ear hate? I have big ears! In fact, my Dad used to tell me I looked like a taxi cab going down Main Street with the back doors open.
Lots and lots of reasons to hate Belichek.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 07:08 PM (9iR5/)

170 154 75 If the consumer confidence level is up you can blame Mrs. MH and I. We went out and bought 3 new appliances, plus the delivery/removal charge and extended warranties. I'm too old to be moving major appliances. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 11:39 PM (QdyoO) Consumer confidence will be "unexpectedly lower" this month I bet. Just from the Mrs and I's observation this past weekend, Black Friday sales will be "unexpectedly lower than forecast". Easy entrance and exit into the area's 2nd largest mall on Friday, and WalMart was a little bit more crowded on Saturday than a regular Saturday. Even downtown on "Small Business Saturday" was way off from recent years. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (Z7G74) I've got a 40W CO2 laser coming to Casa de Cthulhu. From China, so it will be lacking safety interlocks that normally would be assumed.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:09 PM (EzgxV)

171
heheheh eh heheh... "rubbing""... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at November 29, 2015 07:09 PM (EWg9n)

172 Wow, I really screwed up the italics. Time out to go make some oatmeal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 07:10 PM (kGrwF)

173 so how does the roommate thing become a problem. at what point does someone have to take over a share. if some guys get a place together and one has his gf move into his room do yo have to recalculate everything even if she is staying in his room and expenses stay the same?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 07:10 PM (vb33c)

174 Glad your day was swell SMFH. The 3 kids, Mrs. MH and I all had cooking duties on Friday. We celebrated l day later.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:10 PM (ZZgPW)

175 I've got a 40W

*perks up*

CO2 laser

sigh

Posted by: some cybernetic organism at November 29, 2015 07:11 PM (ftJ4J)

176 Or she could peddle her ass on the street. According to a couple of "Cops" episodes they get all of fifteen bucks per screw. And their being flabby and run down doesn't seem to be a problem. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:05 AM (kGrwF) ***** She already kinda does that, just not smart enough to do it for direct cash. Decent looking, but crazy eyes and all that this entails.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 07:11 PM (aSPwI)

177 Is that the 1964 CO2 laser from U.N.C.L.E.?
You never know. Dr No may have built one.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 07:11 PM (xq1UY)

178 cthulhu, oh boy. Try not to go all Herbert Lom/Chief Inspector Dreyfus on the UN. ;-) (will explain this reference if needed)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 07:12 PM (ntObR)

179 Heya qdp! Enjoyed Ex Machina...good thing it was on Prime.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:12 PM (zyIlW)

180 so discovering a solution for the zombie virus really changes things huh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 07:13 PM (vb33c)

181 174 so how does the roommate thing become a problem. at what point does someone have to take over a share. if some guys get a place together and one has his gf move into his room do yo have to recalculate everything even if she is staying in his room and expenses stay the same? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c) Hot water expenses don't typically stay the same if there are three adults showering/doing laundry/washing dishes rather than two. People typically don't adjust the landscape maintenance guy, but there are real reasons to adjust.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:13 PM (EzgxV)

182 SMFH, glad to hear. :-) Had a funny thought yesterday that someone could easily do a comedy remake: just make Ava Windows-based.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 07:14 PM (ntObR)

183 Number 7?  Are you kidding me?  UGH


Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:14 PM (uZNvH)

184 so how does the roommate thing become a problem. at what point does someone have to take over a share. if some guys get a place together and one has his gf move into his room do yo have to recalculate everything even if she is staying in his room and expenses stay the same? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c) **** It is not a GF, it is a Sister. Regardless, if there is an adult capable of splitting the bills, divided they will be. This is the rule in Casa de MWNP, anyway.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 07:14 PM (aSPwI)

185 Tony Dungy has his job due to affirmative action & sympathy for him because one of his kids offed himself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:14 PM (qhUQl)

186 And don't let these ONT retards get you down Maet, I think you have a splendid ONT


(can I have one of those platinum memberships now?)

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:15 PM (uZNvH)

187 Heh qdp, It would make for a very funny genre flip... If one sees Windows as comical as opposed to the tragedy it really is.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:16 PM (zyIlW)

188
A 3rd person must also pay so as not to get all welfarish about the situation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2015 07:17 PM (ODxAs)

189 Chemjeff not only do you have to blow, but you have to swallow for that platinum membership.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:18 PM (8PcKC)

190 A 3rd person must also pay so as not to get all welfarish about the situation. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2015 12:17 AM (ODxAs) ****** Agreed, but it is more than that. If this dude thinks that she is a special snowflake and should not pay, he can pay her share. Really just about money.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 07:19 PM (aSPwI)

191 Steyn is awesome and that quote is golden. But damn, if he doesn't shut his mouth pretty soon he's going to get raped when the trial finally starts in his case with Mann. Judges do NOT like hearing how useless they are in the press by one of the litigants.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2015 07:20 PM (QWtgr)

192 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:18 AM (8PcKC)

umm... uhh... think I will stick to cooking then

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:23 PM (uZNvH)

193 Steyn could write another new book about "speedy trials" as mentioned in that old throw away, the USA constitution

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:23 PM (09Lhy)

194 umm... uhh... think I will stick to cooking then Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2015 12:23 AM (uZNvH) ****** It is always wise to play to your strengths.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 07:24 PM (aSPwI)

195 GTG. Spig Wead silent epic on TCM. Heinlein may be an extra.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at November 29, 2015 07:24 PM (xq1UY)

196 Chemjeff hope you checked out CDBs food thread. Lot of information and recipes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:25 PM (QdyoO)

197 178 Is that the 1964 CO2 laser from U.N.C.L.E.? You never know. Dr No may have built one. Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (xq1UY) It is water-cooled. One place wanted $700 for a special coolant system....I'm going with a $100 Walmart dorm fridge to put the coolant bucket in -- cut notches in the gasket for water in, water out, and pump power in. I've got all sorts of nutty things to do with this thing already, and it's not even close to being turned here or turned-on. For example, Sur La Table is having a big thing about "sous-vide" cooking -- where you seal a steak in a bag and cook it in water at low temps until done, then sear the outside with a blowtorch ...... or, perhaps, a 40W CO2 laser.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:25 PM (EzgxV)

198 MH I did, I went to Pioneer Woman's website, think she might have a few recipes I can possibly try

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:26 PM (uZNvH)

199 Belicheck is a little bitch

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2015 07:27 PM (dULJN)

200 Can't wait for the day when someone finally gets tired of belichicks 3 word answers to press conference questions and goes to the podium to bitch slap his ass.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 07:28 PM (VviqM)

201 Agreed, (whole-heartedly), MWNP.  Freeloaders are trouble from the word "go".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 07:29 PM (OQ9R7)

202 **Some of the 'nutty things' cthulhu intends to do with his new laser** - Convert french fries from straight to curly - Fuse the dog and the cat together - Melt Congress

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 07:30 PM (ntObR)

203 179 cthulhu, oh boy. Try not to go all Herbert Lom/Chief Inspector Dreyfus on the UN. ;-) (will explain this reference if needed) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:12 AM (ntObR) No need. This is just another power tool. I'm rating it at "table saw/mill/lathe" levels of risk of use (partially because the actual beam is invisible). I will not turn it on until I own and am using suitable safety gear.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:30 PM (EzgxV)

204 Chemjeff a good magazine for cooking purposes IMHO is Taste of Home. My wife likes it. She works in the food industry. Me. I like it because I cook here at home for us 90% of the time. Issuu now has some killer Xmas treats to make. Can't wait for the new stove in 2 weeks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:31 PM (QdyoO)

205 You could put James Bond on a table and not expect him to talk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 29, 2015 07:32 PM (FkBIv)

206 "Baby sacrifice is wrong, unless it is for convenience." Fixed.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2015 07:35 PM (QWtgr)

207 even if she is staying in his room and expenses stay the same? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2015 12:10 AM (vb33c) Expenses won't stay the same. Utilities should go up. Minimally, she should pay her share of cable, electricity, wifi, heat, water, and landline if there is one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 07:35 PM (kGrwF)

208 bitch Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2015 12:27 AM (dULJN) 201 Can't wait for the day when someone finally gets tired of belichicks 3 word answers to press conference questions and goes to the podium to bitch slap his ass. Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 30, 2015 12:28 AM (VviqM) Ha ha. Biggest chuckle of the night. Belichek is best coach since Shula roamed the sidelines. He will be sporting new SB rings while you vent here in the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:35 PM (Oy0zJ)

209 She should also pay a bit toward rent since she's using other rooms in the house.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 07:36 PM (kGrwF)

210

Slappy belated Birthday, SMFH.

 

-May you Blessings be small; yet enduring and consequential.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 07:37 PM (OQ9R7)

211 oh happy birthday SMFH!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:38 PM (uZNvH)

212 SMFH a birthday? Belated best wishes. Who gave you 39 spankings

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:38 PM (ZZgPW)

213 Thank you, slap.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:39 PM (zyIlW)

214 ... and I am presuming no one has told the landlord about this new living arrangement?

in reality, it's the landlord's call what the rent situation is like

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:39 PM (uZNvH)

215 She already kinda does that, just not smart enough to do it for direct cash. Decent looking, but crazy eyes and all that this entails. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (aSPwI) Please tell me she isn't one of those pathetic souls who puts out for a drink in a bar.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 07:39 PM (kGrwF)

216 Ha ha. Biggest chuckle of the night. Belichek is best coach since Shula roamed the sidelines. He will be sporting new SB rings while you vent here in the ONT No doubt, doesn't change the fact that he's a dick.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 07:39 PM (VviqM)

217 203 **Some of the 'nutty things' cthulhu intends to do with his new laser** - Convert french fries from straight to curly - Fuse the dog and the cat together - Melt Congress Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2015 12:30 AM (ntObR) From the basic information (badly translated), it appears that the beam is about 1/4" across. For etching/burning, it runs through a lens that focuses it to 1/1000" at a distance of about 2". There are all sorts of fun things to think about in those specifications.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:40 PM (EzgxV)

218 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:40 PM (zyIlW)

219 I've mentioned before, the lab next to mine (at one time) had a 10KW CO2 laser. They did some fun things. Boys will be boys. One of the more interesting lasers I was around was an Argon laser which was pumped with an exploding wire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2015 07:41 PM (9mTYi)

220

"your", even.

 

...freaking XBox "typing".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 07:42 PM (OQ9R7)

221 211 Slappy belated Birthday, SMFH. -May you Blessings be small; yet enduring and consequential. Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at November 30, 2015 12:37 AM (OQ9R7) And Happy Belated Birthday to SMFH, from Cooth who has a lot of catching-up to do.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:42 PM (EzgxV)

222 Install a quarter slot in the bathroom door.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 29, 2015 07:42 PM (fC9RO)

223 Thanks y'all.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:43 PM (zyIlW)

224 219 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) Lawn.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:43 PM (EzgxV)

225 whatever cooth, You got what, five years on me? Pfft.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 07:44 PM (zyIlW)

226 Ahem...

Posted by: a frikkin' shark, waiting for his frikkin' laser head wear at November 29, 2015 07:44 PM (AJkxb)

227 So, I'm just starting the first episode of Ash v. Evil Dead. Anyone else watching it?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2015 07:46 PM (QWtgr)

228 My fucking WIFE is older than you, SMFH. That's how young you are. Now just go skip your afternoon nap, I dare you.

Posted by: [/i]Snoodling World Champion 1997[/b] at November 29, 2015 07:47 PM (k9qR4)

229 Chemjeff a good magazine for cooking purposes IMHO is Taste of Home. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:31 AM (QdyoO) They used to have that at my dentist's office. It always had recipes torn out of it. I ripped a couple out myself. Is defacing dentist office magazines a crime?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2015 07:47 PM (kGrwF)

230 All teh meh. I rather enjoy Bellichek. He's head coach & general manager. His players respect him and he wins. Short answers at press conference is a dick? Thought us morons like it when the press are put in their place. Hoodies? Hell I love hoodies. Doesn't conform to the dress code nazis. He's not a showboat, he just f@cking wins. And I'm not a Pats fan. I bleed green & gold

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:48 PM (09Lhy)

231 Soon, the Pissing Contests around here will be about who has to go pee the most often.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2015 07:48 PM (9mTYi)

232 226 whatever cooth, You got what, five years on me? Pfft. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:44 AM (zyIlW) Six and change. But the years have been kinder to you. You look at least 20 years younger than I do.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:49 PM (EzgxV)

233 Soon, the Pissing Contests around here will be about who has to go pee the most often. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi) ***** I make an opening bid of 5x/night.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty [/i] [/s] [/b] at November 29, 2015 07:49 PM (aSPwI)

234 Is defacing dentist office magazines a crime?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2015 12:47 AM (kGrwF)


I think the criminality of dentist office magazine vandalism is inversely proportional to the amount of pain that said dentist inflicts upon you

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 07:50 PM (uZNvH)

235 He's not a showboat, he just f@cking wins.
--------
Name one other coach whose had as many cheating controversies as he has.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 07:50 PM (9iR5/)

236 Nerdygirl paying the dentist their invoices is a crime. Except for NGU You can get recipes from their website as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:51 PM (s0Kry)

237 chemjeff, LOL. One thing that appears to be getting more and more popular, at least in SoCal: sedation dentistry. They knock you out for everything. "My teeth look and feel great, but I just can't figure out how I got pregnant so suddenly..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 07:52 PM (ntObR)

238 He's not a showboat, he just f@cking wins. -------- Name one other coach whose had as many cheating controversies as he has. Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2015 12:50 AM (9iR5/) well, no one really cares if a coach cheats and loses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 07:53 PM (vb33c)

239 232 Soon, the Pissing Contests around here will be about who has to go pee the most often. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi) I had midday-blackout-level sleep apnea before I turned 40, and was getting-up several times a night to piss....then got CPAP and have slept through the night since. It's a symptom that deserves more attention than it gets.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:55 PM (EzgxV)

240 Old blue Belichek wasn't brought into the deflate gate That leaves the film thing Which all teams do. Doesn't make it right. Just a realistic fact. They just got caught. What games did they win when they cheated? Had they not cheated would they have lost?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:55 PM (2zd9l)

241 219 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me.

Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW)



=======

hmmmmm


beautiful woman.  certain death.  decisions, decisions.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2015 07:57 PM (iRJ+A)

242 I think I've said this once upon a time on here.

Belichick is the Dick Cheney of the NFL.

Hates... well at least loathes the media... and having to dance for them.

Ditto for the NFL powers that be. The signature cut up sweatshirts were always a big thumb in the eye to the league office.

Sure, he makes his living with them, but recognizes they're clowns, and it's fun to watch him stirring shit up when he does.

Posted by: Cheney/Belichick! 2016 at November 29, 2015 07:57 PM (AJkxb)

243 If cthulhu starts carving his name into the moon with his new laser, it's on like Donkey Kong.

So let it be written ...

Posted by: Chairface Chippendale at November 29, 2015 07:58 PM (ftJ4J)

244 All the Belichek haters. If he were to leave the Pats and came to your favorite team what would be your honest feelings & opinion?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 07:58 PM (2zd9l)

245 242 219 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) =======hmmmmm beautiful woman. certain death. decisions, decisions. Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 12:57 AM (iRJ+A) Hey, jc!!!! How are Moose und Squirrel und python-like railing und your own bad self?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 07:58 PM (EzgxV)

246 245 All the Belichek haters. If he were to leave the Pats and came to your favorite team what would be your honest feelings & opinion?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (2zd9l)


I would say "boy I hope Andy Reid doesn't wind up homeless down by the river"

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 08:00 PM (uZNvH)

247 SMFH. DROP AND GIMME TWENNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUSHUPS, SOLDIER! And I'm nearly olde enough to be yer Dad, so you'd best be showing me a proper military form on those reps. Or do you need me to allow the Adjusted Rangerette Standards? *runs!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 29, 2015 08:00 PM (McRlu)

248 What the hell people, Moloch? What's he going to do for us? With Cthulhu, you get zombies.

Posted by: Hillary's alchoholic depression at November 29, 2015 08:00 PM (ZufZo)

249 thanks Jim, heh.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 08:01 PM (zyIlW)

250 SMFH good thing you're down there. I may a crazy death wish to deliver those BD spankings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:01 PM (ZZgPW)

251 Happy birthday, SMFH! Many happy returns, free beer, cake-on-demand, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 08:02 PM (bLnSU)

252 Wouldn't she rather have free cake and beer-on-demand?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 08:02 PM (uZNvH)

253 Chemjeff here's hoping that Andy Reid & Fat F*ck Mike McCarthy are arguing about the grocery cart down by the river

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:03 PM (qhUQl)

254 It was a few days ago, but thanks Merovign. Had plenty of beer to go with the turkey and stuffing. No cake, but cheesecakes and pies more than made up for that oversight.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 08:03 PM (zyIlW)

255 Hey, it's her birthday, whatever she wants.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 08:03 PM (bLnSU)

256 248 SMFH. DROP AND GIMME TWENNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUSHUPS, SOLDIER! And I'm nearly olde enough to be yer Dad, so you'd best be showing me a proper military form on those reps. Or do you need me to allow the Adjusted Rangerette Standards? *runs!* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (McRlu) Speaking of which, how are you healing up after falling through a roof and off a curb? Going after Evel Knievel's record for superannuated scar tissue?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:04 PM (EzgxV)

257 Oh. Well, my birthday wishes are often belated whether I know it or not!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2015 08:04 PM (bLnSU)

258

Moloch's a wuss.

#blacksabbathmatters

Posted by: cortezoid at November 29, 2015 08:04 PM (SerR8)

259 Short answers at press conference is a dick? Thought us morons like it when the press are put in their place. Well that's the thing, he's not getting questions that are out of bounds, he's just getting the usual questions every coach gets asked, what did you think about a certain players performance, can you give us an update on so and so's injury and so on, sure they're bland and boring and every coach probably hates having to answer them, but they do answer them, except Belichick, who stands there and mumbles a couple of words that amount to nothing. If he was getting outlandish questions his schtick would have the effect of putting the press in their place, but there's just no reason not to answer the normal questions that get asked every game, Marshawn Lynch does the same thing, they get paid lots of money, it's not going to kill them to answer some bland questions.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at November 29, 2015 08:04 PM (VviqM)

260 I love Mars sexually. Posted by: neil degrasse tyson at November 29, 2015 11:42 PM (EWg9n) Amongst other Sailor Scouts... http://preview.tinyurl.com/numy26h NSFW

Posted by: Sailor Hat at November 29, 2015 08:05 PM (vBeA5)

261 Hey, jc!!!! How are Moose und Squirrel und python-like railing und your own bad self?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV)


===

no shit.  Yesterday I start the car, let it warm a moment, and put it in reverse.  When I checked the mirror there was a moose walking behind the car -- right behind the car -- close enough to leave hair on the car.  Went from the right to the left.  A second slower and I never would have seen it and I would have backed right into it.


never had one do that to me before.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2015 08:05 PM (iRJ+A)

262 262 Hey, jc!!!! How are Moose und Squirrel und python-like railing und your own bad self? Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (EzgxV) ===no shit. Yesterday I start the car, let it warm a moment, and put it in reverse. When I checked the mirror there was a moose walking behind the car -- right behind the car -- close enough to leave hair on the car. Went from the right to the left. A second slower and I never would have seen it and I would have backed right into it. never had one do that to me before. Posted by: jc at November 30, 2015 01:05 AM (iRJ+A) We don't get that here. What we do get is a lot of people driving very competitively who have evidently been in the country about 20 minutes. I'd rather have the moose.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:08 PM (EzgxV)

263 #squirrellivesmatter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:09 PM (2zd9l)

264 *waves to SMFH*

How goes the class?  Got about 30 pages of script.  Scary yes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:09 PM (QF8oJ)

265 258 Oh. Well, my birthday wishes are often belated whether I know it or not! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2015 01:04 AM (bLnSU) Are you ready to style yourself "Merovign Brawndo" because you've been stuffed so full of electrolytes?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:10 PM (EzgxV)

266 What the hell people, Moloch? What's he going to do for us? With Cthulhu, you get zombies. Posted by: Hillary's alchoholic depression at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (ZufZo) A mi-go in every home!

Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward, Chairman of Cthulhu for President 2016 at November 29, 2015 08:10 PM (vBeA5)

267 Carving words in the Moon?

Prof. Breckenridge in the anime OVA Miss China's Ring

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:11 PM (QF8oJ)

268 How goes the class? Got about 30 pages of script. Scary yes?

Posted by: Anna Puma


Keep the plot to yourself, lest you find comfort in telling others.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at November 29, 2015 08:11 PM (9YDUz)

269 267 What the hell people, Moloch? What's he going to do for us? With Cthulhu, you get zombies. Posted by: Hillary's alchoholic depression at November 30, 2015 01:00 AM (ZufZo) A mi-go in every home! Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward, Chairman of Cthulhu for President 2016 at November 30, 2015 01:10 AM (vBeA5) Hola, a mi-go'z en loz intertuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:11 PM (EzgxV)

270 We don't get that here. What we do get is a lot of people driving very competitively who have evidently been in the country about 20 minutes. I'd rather have the moose.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2015 01:08 AM (EzgxV)


====

speaking of leaving the driveway looking for competition --


https://youtu.be/vtdW4EDJRd0

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2015 08:12 PM (iRJ+A)

271 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) lissten if you are going to keep complaining I may haev to swing by and solve this for you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2015 08:12 PM (vb33c)

272 Hey Anna! Class is going well, a bit accelerated due to the holidays. I got an A+ on my final draft script from my last class. Will be using it for my genre flip, which is the final for this class.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 08:13 PM (zyIlW)

273 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2015 08:13 PM (ntObR)

274 cthulhu, Thanks for asking. Am simply enduring the (very considerable) pain, and waiting to amass the funds to take steps to deal with it. Until then, it's careful with the aspirin, miserly with the vicodin, and rationed with the bourbon before (for what it's worth), bedtime. Not that it lets me have more than an hour's sleep at a time. In other words, it sucks, but all I can do is press forward, carry on, quit whining and find a way. But if anyone knows of a charity minded Houston/Galveston area doctor who might help, I'd sure appreciate the introduction. With that, I'm logging off and gonna put the shoulder in a scalding shower before bed. Might not be the "right thing" to do therapeutically, but it soothes and allows some rest. So for me, it's the right thing, regardless. Hasta la nite nite, Horde, and again, Happy Birthday, Ms. SMFH! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 29, 2015 08:13 PM (McRlu)

275 Y5 I think birthday spanks on her is on my bucket list

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:14 PM (QvClr)

276 Nite JIm nite Steve

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:17 PM (8PcKC)

277 *blinks at Amazon Studios movie development slate*

The Wall - Iraq, 2009, American sniper, Allen Locke, takes cover behind a prayer wall as the 'fact-based Iraqi ghost sniper', stalks him from afar but what begins as a simple shootout ends with mind-blowing twist.

SMFH, do you want to dip your toe into this pool?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:18 PM (QF8oJ)

278 A+ good job. They don't give those things out like candy where my girls went

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:19 PM (09Lhy)

279 Bravo Zulu on the A+.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:20 PM (QF8oJ)

280 Iraq is not something I want to deal with right now, but thanks Anna.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 08:20 PM (zyIlW)

281 SMFH, I am trying to read the script...  are there any ravens, the birds, in Iraq?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:21 PM (QF8oJ)

282 Yeah, there are some black raven-like birds in Iraq...forgot what they're called.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 08:23 PM (zyIlW)

283 SMFH congrats on the good marks

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 08:23 PM (uZNvH)

284 *bangs head into keyboard*

'withering shrub' ???

How about withered shrub you nimrod...

And this thing has 15 reviews and 4.5 stars?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:23 PM (QF8oJ)

285 SMFH is going skinny dipping in a pool with a book in one hand?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:24 PM (vL/IL)

286 Hopefully the plot isn't too dense

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 08:25 PM (uZNvH)

287 No, I am not.

Posted by: SMFH at November 29, 2015 08:25 PM (zyIlW)

288 Why not?  Is the water too cold? 

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 08:27 PM (uZNvH)

289 'withering shrub' ??? How about withered shrub you nimrod... ----------------- *?* So those Azaleas out front are *not* withering Azaleas? How is your confidence level on this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2015 08:27 PM (9mTYi)

290 I would hold your book, your robe & your towel without one leering glance

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:29 PM (2zd9l)

291 Mike Hammer, the shrubbery in question is actually about the most stupid thing to play sniper behind.  Yeah, after describing all the sand and only one tree.  The sniper with his rifle is hiding behind this one shrub.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:29 PM (QF8oJ)

292 Looked forward to this for two days.

Posted by: JohnHM at November 29, 2015 08:31 PM (VekM5)

293 It's a BAS Big ass shrub

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:31 PM (qhUQl)

294 Mike Hammer, the shrubbery in question is actually about the most stupid thing to play sniper behind

But it's all we have!

Posted by: The Knights Who Say Ni! at November 29, 2015 08:31 PM (uZNvH)

295 Oh take off.  And use a herring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:32 PM (QF8oJ)

296 Sharkman reports two very enthusiastic thumbs up for Ash v. Evil Dead.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2015 08:32 PM (QWtgr)

297 Mike Hammer, the shrubbery in question is actually about the most stupid thing to play sniper behind. Yeah, after describing all the sand and only one tree. The sniper with his rifle is hiding behind this one shrub. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:29 AM (QF8oJ) *Gets out herring*

Posted by: The Knights who say Ni! at November 29, 2015 08:33 PM (vBeA5)

298 *pauses*  Just thought of a joke to put into script.  Well another joke that is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:34 PM (QF8oJ)

299 293 Looked forward to this for two days. Posted by: JohnHM at November 30, 2015 01:31 AM (VekM5) Did you?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:36 PM (EzgxV)

300 Has anyone seen the story up at the Daily Mail about Bubba trying to jump Jackie Kennedy Onasis at her 5th Ave. apartment back in the early 90s? A new book out makes the claim, with Jackie telling friends that while she was flattered she could still turn a horndog on like that, she wanted no part of it, and had to wrestle him off her.

    She said he's just like Jack, won't take no for an answer.

    So, Bill came close to raping Jackie Kennedy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2015 08:39 PM (dvuhZ)

301 "Have Ypurself a Merry Little Christmas" https://youtu.be/nwX62HL2vKo

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 08:39 PM (vsbNu)

302 Anna - I thought the question was about using the infinitive form of 'whither'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2015 08:39 PM (9mTYi)

303 Crap. 'Wither'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2015 08:39 PM (9mTYi)

304 I don't know if anyone else has heard of some efforts in the US Congress to require police to give specific verbal warnings about rights to be represented by a lawyer before accessing GPS data. It's the Garmin/Miranda Movement......

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:40 PM (EzgxV)

305 Wither thouest goeth?

*gives Cthulhu a tuti-fruiti hat*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:41 PM (QF8oJ)

306 Whither Withering?

Posted by: Withering Heights at November 29, 2015 08:41 PM (uZNvH)

307 Bill Clinton is, was, and always will be, a rapist.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2015 08:41 PM (QWtgr)

308 It's the Garmin/Miranda Movement...... Posted by: cthulhu -------------- Sounds fruity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2015 08:42 PM (9mTYi)

309 @301. Since Bill couldnt hump Jackie he settled for Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:43 PM (DmRs2)

310 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) They must spank us all!!!!!

Posted by: The Noble Sisterhood of Zoot ... at November 29, 2015 08:43 PM (jnAIZ)

311 cthulhu, I knew Seamus Muldoon and you cthulhu are no Seamus Muldoon when it comes to puns.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:45 PM (DmRs2)

312 *Gets out herring* Posted by: The Knights who say Ni! at November 30, 2015 01:33 AM (vBeA5) SPEAK UP! I'M HARD OF HERRING!!!!

Posted by: Eh? at November 29, 2015 08:45 PM (jnAIZ)

313 *checks*

Yep 30 pages.  Amazon Studio wants for a movie 85 to 160 pages.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:47 PM (QF8oJ)

314 Mike Hammer, the shrubbery in question is actually about the most stupid thing to play sniper behind. Yeah, after describing all the sand and only one tree. The sniper with his rifle is hiding behind this one shrub.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:29 AM



Yeah, but they wouldn't expect it. They'd be looking everywhere else, thinking you couldn't possibly be so retarded to hide there. Brilliant!!!

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2015 08:47 PM (EWg9n)

315

Many of my favorite commenters are here , (Mero!), L.T.N.S!

 

It is horseshit coincidence that I am confined to an extensive process so as to correspond with my favorite Morons.

 

As is the case, I'll simply wish each and every one of you God's Grace.

 

Please Believe.

 

I have gleaned significant inspiration from The Horde.  Negatives and cynicism aside, you are a tie to reality for its laws and Constitutional bounds.

 

I've also found no greater source for internal combustion engines.

 

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

 

...this took me twenty-five minutes to "type".

 

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 08:48 PM (OQ9R7)

316 No need. This is just another power tool. I'm rating it at "table saw/mill/lathe" levels of risk of use (partially because the actual beam is invisible). I will not turn it on until I own and am using suitable safety gear. - Cthulhu

As the warning sign says,

CAUTION
BIG SCARY LASER

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE


Posted by: Flying Tiger Comics at November 29, 2015 08:48 PM (MGHOx)

317 The Grumman F-10F Herring was quite a sophisticated aeroplane ... its variable-kettle geometry could serve up either a perfect pot of tea or of coffee, depending on the tactical situation ...

Posted by: alternate History presents at November 29, 2015 08:48 PM (ftJ4J)

318 311 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) They must spank us all!!!!! Posted by: The Noble Sisterhood of Zoot ... at November 30, 2015 01:43 AM (jnAIZ) I got my parents to stop spanking me before I was 10 years old -- just by saying, "you enjoyed that, didn't you?" after each time. I also racked up a score of 0 cthulhu repentances/2 broken hairbrushes before they gave up.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:49 PM (EzgxV)

319 Good nite morons. All the pills are kicking in. Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 29, 2015 08:49 PM (s0Kry)

320 Yeah, but they wouldn't expect it. They'd be looking everywhere else, thinking you couldn't possibly be so retarded to hide there. Brilliant!!! Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Eric Idle at November 29, 2015 08:49 PM (AWwDY)

321 "Look on the bright side of life and whistle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:52 PM (QF8oJ)

322 Good night MH

Slapweasel I hope you feel better soon!  Is it serious?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 08:53 PM (uZNvH)

323 305 I don't know if anyone else has heard of some efforts in the US Congress to require police to give specific verbal warnings about rights to be represented by a lawyer before accessing GPS data. It's the Garmin/Miranda Movement......


And it's enforced with a Mossberg 12-gauge.  Boom-chika-Boom...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 29, 2015 08:53 PM (Kucy5)

324 It's the George Costanza gambit of concealment. Do the opposite.

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2015 08:54 PM (EWg9n)

325 Japan - Nuked enough or not enough???

https://youtu.be/WblNctc3ys0

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 08:55 PM (QF8oJ)

326 312 cthulhu, I knew Seamus Muldoon and you cthulhu are no Seamus Muldoon when it comes to puns. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, home is where the heart is, on the bus at November 30, 2015 01:45 AM (DmRs2) I am honored to be mentioned in the same sentence as Seamus Muldoon when it pumes to cons.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:55 PM (EzgxV)

327 311 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) Is SMFH actually AtC?

Posted by: Arbalest at November 29, 2015 08:55 PM (FlRtG)

328 I love "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." I can relate to the separation. What a beautiful song.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 08:56 PM (vsbNu)

329 "Look on the bright side of life and whistle." wwwhhheeewww! Damn, that's bright!!!! *wonders what to do next*

Posted by: Adriane the Literal Critic ... at November 29, 2015 08:57 PM (jnAIZ)

330 Whether Japan, Moscow, Beijing, or DC, the answer is always "not nuked enough".

Posted by: SATs at November 29, 2015 08:57 PM (ftJ4J)

331 328 311 I turned 47, and no one is crazy enough to even attempt to spank me. Posted by: SMFH at November 30, 2015 12:40 AM (zyIlW) Is SMFH actually AtC? Posted by: Arbalest at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (FlRtG) You try to coax SMFH onto a little stepladder, she'll kick your ass upside-down and sideways.....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 08:58 PM (EzgxV)

332 Tomorrow should be entertaining.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 09:06 PM (EzgxV)

333 Crap. Fell asleep on the couch. Hello, ONT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 09:06 PM (kd0u2)

334 Oyasumi

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2015 09:07 PM (QF8oJ)

335 Ashita!

Posted by: Adriane the Literal Critic ... at November 29, 2015 09:09 PM (jnAIZ)

336 https://youtu.be/hTSkS0Abas4 --Fuck that Scandal show!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2015 09:09 PM (vsbNu)

337 Japan - Nuked enough or not enough??? https://youtu.be/WblNctc3ys0 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2015 01:55 AM (QF8oJ) Need DMC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYt8dvbuk2s

Posted by: Krauser III at November 29, 2015 09:10 PM (vBeA5)

338 Anna, are you trying to break into the Amazon Studios market?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 09:13 PM (uZNvH)

339 Special snowflake roommate from earlier in the thread has just informed me that I need to pay more in "rent" because of the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a storage unit, as the garage is full. Ya just can't make this shit up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 09:18 PM (1eYr7)

340 well good night everyone
gotta go back to work tomorrow :/

Posted by: chemjeff at November 29, 2015 09:21 PM (uZNvH)

341 P-40 Warhawk, K-Car of the skies!

Posted by: watching Tora Tora Tora at November 29, 2015 09:24 PM (ftJ4J)

342 Special snowflake roommate from earlier in the thread has just informed me that I need to pay more in "rent" because of the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a storage unit, as the garage is full. Ya just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM


but...

*scratches head*

huh?

Posted by: jow at November 29, 2015 09:26 PM (IUmkB)

343 "P-40 Warhawk, K-Car of the skies!" P-40 was Hell of a ride for the day. Don't get into a turning fight with the Zero.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 09:27 PM (kvCO6)

344 " ... I need to pay more in "rent" because of the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a storage unit, as the garage is full. Is the garage, by any chance, full of her brother's stuff?

Posted by: Darth Math at November 29, 2015 09:31 PM (FlRtG)

345 "but... *scratches head* huh?" Ya gotta roomate?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 09:32 PM (kvCO6)

346 Ya gotta roomate?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2015 02:32 AM

It's been many years and things are a bit sour to the point where I could use one about now. BUT...I remember...

Posted by: jow at November 29, 2015 09:33 PM (IUmkB)

347 "BUT...I remember..." They're they worst.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 09:37 PM (/eGmf)

348 340 Special snowflake roommate from earlier in the thread has just informed me that I need to pay more in "rent" because of the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a storage unit, as the garage is full. Ya just can't make this shit up. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM (1eYr7) Oh, boy......

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 09:37 PM (EzgxV)

349 So thought for the night: The Book of Mormon stage play here in Tulsa. You know the one that so uproariously funny because it makes fun of Mormons? So, is there any chance that Broadway's next smash will make fun of Big Mo and Islam? Imagine it, it could feature songs like: A love song forAisha, I may be 52 and you are only 9, but, I love you, little you... Kill An Infidel A Day--there'll be even more joy when you pray five times a day Jihad Jive just begs for a snappy dance number, don't it. ------------ Yeah, all of that may have been in bad taste, but, I am sick to death of hearing how funny and tres chic and hip it is to make fun of certain people's deeply held relgious beliefs, while saying the least little T-R-U-ER-A-C-I-S-T.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 29, 2015 09:43 PM (kXoT0)

350 340 Special snowflake roommate from earlier in the thread has just informed me that I need to pay more in "rent" because of the fact that her brother has so much shit that he has to pay for a storage unit, as the garage is full. ---- So when special snowflake and sibling of special snowflake are gone some weekend, have a garage sale to clean out the excess stuffage, then apply that to the rent on the storage unit. I would never willingly have a roommate again. The last time was a shared apartment in college, and my roomies left dirty dishes in the sink so long they were covered with mold.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 29, 2015 09:47 PM (kXoT0)

351 oy

Posted by: Adriane the Literal Critic ... at November 29, 2015 09:47 PM (jnAIZ)

352 what's the name of that chick... raputy da beauty...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2015 09:49 PM (WTSFk)

353 "and my roomies left dirty dishes in the sink so long they were covered with mold." Hell, I can do that myself. Don't need room-mates for that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 09:52 PM (Qz8IE)

354 So, Bill came close to raping Jackie Kennedy. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 30, 2015 01:39 AM (dvuhZ) Wow, so one of our most respected and adored Democratic First Ladies is just another bimbo tempting Ol' Bill. I wonder what Hillary! used to threatened HER?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 29, 2015 09:55 PM (kXoT0)

355 hey raputy da beauty, flip me down your hair and let me climb up the ladder of your love.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2015 09:55 PM (WTSFk)

356 Ya just can't make this shit up. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at November 30, 2015 02:18 AM (1eYr7) Be very careful, MWNP, it sure sounds like you might be edging into creating an unsafe space with your microaggressions.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 29, 2015 10:00 PM (kXoT0)

357

*unstatic*

 

MWNP:  This is IMPORTANT.

 

This dizzy broad cannot --CANNOT be allowed to be there AT ALL, lest she invoke any sort of "squatter's rights".

 

I'd involve, (unfortunately), the local police,so ads to establish a Restraining Order, immediately.

 

Get shit "on the record" IMMEDIATELY.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 10:02 PM (OQ9R7)

358 Slap'....? About fell odd my barstool.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 10:08 PM (9BZHq)

359 I try to be pleasant and convivial, but every moment here is like the moment before being it on the head with a rock. I know it's coming; I know it's painful, there is nothing I'd rather be than elsewhere. The fiancee keeps thinking we can drag this on forever.....but I'm older and stiffer every month, and the dream of our final dwelling gets harder to construct as time goes on.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2015 10:08 PM (EzgxV)

360 "Off"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 29, 2015 10:09 PM (9BZHq)

361 The Book of Mormon stage play here in Tulsa. You know the one that so uproariously funny because it makes fun of Mormons? So, is there any chance that Broadway's next smash will make fun of Big Mo and Islam? Imagine it, it could feature songs like: -------------------------------- The South Park guys are behind the Book of Mormon musical. And I could see them doing something similar with Islam. Of course, chances are that the resulting product wouldn't be getting rave reviews like The Book of Mormon did.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2015 10:19 PM (PVi+Q)

362

You love her, Cooth.  It either is or is not a "Deal-Breaker".

 

Shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 10:24 PM (OQ9R7)

363 Night all. Here is "Envy Life" by Testament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XehkmiXtxo

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2015 10:29 PM (vBeA5)

364

...and before anyone says, "It isn't that simple.", it really is..

 

...Sadly.

 

I have to CRASH, but I'll answer emails tomorrow.

 

Good Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

 

*Static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at November 29, 2015 10:37 PM (OQ9R7)

365 Laters Slap,
Howdy Daywalkers!

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Columbus at November 29, 2015 10:45 PM (4pjhs)

366 musta got lost somewhere down the line.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2015 11:03 PM (WTSFk)

367 250 Americans "have attempted to join ISIS, and 1 in 4 of them is from Minnesota, many of them former refugees."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at November 29, 2015 11:20 PM (iQIUe)

368 No doubt the Somali-American community giving back...

Posted by: bill-o at November 29, 2015 11:25 PM (AWwDY)

369 Is SMFH actually AtC?

Posted by: Arbalest


"It's worse; they've started reproducing..."

Posted by: Hapless stooge from every horror flick[/i][/b] at November 29, 2015 11:28 PM (9YDUz)

370 I'm finally working closer to home and got to sleep in. A very good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2015 11:35 PM (XRpjE)

371 Mornin, Skip.  And yeah, a short commute is a wonderful thing.  It makes up for a multitude of ills.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 30, 2015 12:04 AM (J+mig)

372 I will drive over 1 1/2hrs less today than any day in the last month. Like on AT the burden of proof is on climate change, ice ages happen and one is coming sooner or later.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 12:11 AM (XRpjE)

373 Like on AT the burden of proof is on climate change, ice ages happen and one is coming sooner or later.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2015 05:11 AM (XRpjE)



Probably sooner.  I was just reading an article earlier that said we could be in one in a decade or two as the solar cycle keeps calming.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 30, 2015 12:12 AM (J+mig)

374 Molech's plan is proceeding as he has foreseen.

Posted by: Molech Sacrifice Center (Planned Abortionhood) at November 30, 2015 12:45 AM (nbGZj)

375 Good morning' all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2015 12:53 AM (ptqRm)

376 Seasons Of Wither
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9_-VpIVGnc

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at November 30, 2015 12:54 AM (gyKtp)

377 THe CO Springs police dept. (or maybe the DA?)  has asked that all info on the shooter be sealed, including the weapon description, the time line of events, the motive(s)...
 
Gee, that should stop all the speculatin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at November 30, 2015 12:58 AM (gyKtp)

378 I had hoped the Moloch thing was just a snarky way of saying Trump had retaken the lead over Carson. Oh well.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 30, 2015 01:02 AM (HdjYq)

379 No Planned Parenthood employees were harmed by this comment.

Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2015 01:02 AM (AfsKp)

380 Leftists, like priests of Moloch, pervert noble impulses. "Your child is impotant to you? You must sacrifice it!"

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at November 30, 2015 01:07 AM (HdjYq)

381 Topics on the local TV news this AM. Trial in Cleveland of killer cop. Freddie Gray Trial News on Chicago cop that shot LaQuan 16X. New evidence of Global Warming. GW Summit in Paris. Followed by anchor's commentary about sweating on the beach this weekend and a "What's going on?" No need for SMOD. Teh stupid will bury us.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at November 30, 2015 01:14 AM (48QDY)

382 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2015 01:19 AM (ptqRm)

383 "Apparently Moloch isn't into the whole social media thing..." He is too busy with his gigs running Planned Parenthood and the Democrat Party.

Posted by: wannabeanglican at November 30, 2015 03:15 AM (hjp5Z)

384 Hastur will win . We shall speak no more of this this . NO MORE I SAY. EXCEPT JOE BIDEN WILL BE MY RUNNING MEAL ( I MEAN MATE )

Posted by: Drpullit at November 30, 2015 05:15 AM (8ZVHO)

385 Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!

Posted by: mojo at November 30, 2015 05:31 AM (OmBeX)

386 Read Norman partridge's "Hollow Man". The wendigo needs to be on this list! Google it's image and legend.

Posted by: Janette at November 30, 2015 03:41 PM (rstA3)

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