July 30, 2017

Overnight Open Thread (07-30-2017)
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This is the same crap that they have been pulling in youth athletics for years; "everyone is a winner!" But at least the participation trophy your kid got is sitting on the floor in the back of the closet. These chubbies are plastered all over the place. Everybody Needs To Stop The 'Plus-Sized Models Are Awesome' Garbage
My point is very simple. Men love football, alcohol and the women in bikinis that they don't see walking around the town. If I can look out the windows of my office building and see six people similar to a woman featured in Sports Illustrated, then put simply, that woman has no business being in Sports Illustrated.

Bingo!
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Monopoly was invented to demonstrate the evils of capitalism, but it didn't work very well. Stupid socialists. They really just don't get it. Humans are competitive and want to win and accumulate things and get better and improve their lot in life. Why this is a difficult concept is beyond me.
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Oh, for fvck's sake! What a bunch of preening, virtue-signalling assholes. "The pressure of being an overpaid political hack is too much for me!" Late-Night Writers Talk Trump: 'I Don't Want This Job'
“I don’t want this job” was the general feeling among the writers who gathered Saturday at the Television Critics Assn. summer press tour in Beverly Hills for a panel titled “Has Politics Made Late-Night Great Again?” Panelists included Ashley Nicole Black, a writer for “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee,” Christine Nangle, head writer for “The President Show,” Hallie Haglund, writer for “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah,” and Jason Reich, head writer for “The Jim Jefferies Show.”

Maybe if they tried to create an original line of humor instead of regurgitating the talking points of the DNC they would have a less difficult time of it.
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1 Damned!

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 04:58 PM (Id9+8)

2 Foist (I think)! And I'm finally a Topper Tenner Commenter!! Yay!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 04:59 PM (eMKNe)

3 Ichiban!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 04:59 PM (e9G8E)

4 Hi Slap!

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 04:59 PM (Id9+8)

5 Okay not foist. But still topper tenner!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 04:59 PM (eMKNe)

6 Erev tov, haverim sheli!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 05:00 PM (e9G8E)

7 Nine?

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:00 PM (Id9+8)

8 But faaaaatherrrr....I don't want to go to the new threaadddd.  I'd rather...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:00 PM (/o9Qk)

9 The rest are still driving over here in their Subarus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)

10 Woof!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:00 PM (PXj2C)

11 never first. and oh man I used to love monopoly

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 05:01 PM (FKrah)

12 So then T-Rex morphology is finished as a topic?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:02 PM (PXj2C)

13 my hair has improved in this thread.

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 05:02 PM (FKrah)

14 What is The President Show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

15 I still don't mind having my posts erased... lol. Even though I couldn't spell "primero".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b])[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:03 PM (Ckg4U)

16 Monopoly, Sorry and Uno have destroyed more families than infidelity, abuse and addiction combined.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:03 PM (0mRoj)

17 Good evening, 'rons and 'ettes! I finished one community theatre production tonight. Start rehearsing another one tomorrow. How's your weekend been?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:03 PM (rJUlF)

18 I hate Monopoly.  I never, ever won.  I'd get bored before I could ever finish the game.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:03 PM (/o9Qk)

19 8 But faaaaatherrrr....I don't want to go to the new threaadddd. I'd rather... Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:00 PM (/o9Qk) Stop that, stop that!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)

20 Hah! I have finally hit the thread when it's "fresh"!!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (MjzZN)

21 my hair has improved in this thread. Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:02 PM (FKrah) --------- Mine has too. It's dark outside so everything looks better.

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (Dn+ZB)

22 >>>Monopoly, Sorry and Uno have destroyed more families than infidelity, abuse and addiction combined. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj) I'd add Phase 10 to that list.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (rJUlF)

23 Hey... I'm up by one to "sanban"! Gonna be an early night...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (e9G8E)

24 Looks like Me-Again's show has cratered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax[i] at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (DMUuz)

25 insomniac wanna slap jack?

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (FKrah)

26 17 Good evening, 'rons and 'ettes! I finished one community theatre production tonight. Start rehearsing another one tomorrow. How's your weekend been? Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 10:03 PM (rJUlF) What production? Hair? Oh Calcutta?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:04 PM (0mRoj)

27 bluebell ha amen. and wine goggles

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (FKrah)

28 Evening Horde! LadyL - small world - I'm at Shipyard/Port of Call.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (GJegH)

29 Monopoly - HAHA, Suck it Magie!! Your game turned into a validation of the free markets!!!! or something. Still, nice to see the Beeb have there knickers in a twist over a game. Idiots.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (aELIg)

30 +1 on the plus size model stuff. As this stuff gets more popular the "models" just keep getting bigger. Yeah, just what I'm in the market for, an obese mate that's going to croak out from heart disease or some shit. Yeah sweetheart, eat up!

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (0XvG0)

31 Stop that, stop that!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)



Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo insulted 'oo.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (/o9Qk)

32 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (fWq7U)

33 24 Looks like Me-Again's show has cratered. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz) I think we can all bear the heartache.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (ycWCI)

34 Is there a list of all the different versions of Monopoly? Here at the den we have Yorkieopoly.( Yeah, we had a pack of Yorkies for 8 years.)

Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (88gWW)

35 Omg...last Phase 10 game we played was 3 1/2 hours long. It was insanity.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:05 PM (smD62)

36 24 Looks like Me-Again's show has cratered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz)


Mission accomplished.

Posted by: NBC at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (XoldI)

37 Hi y'all! Nice ONT CBD.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (AmeQT)

38 25 insomniac wanna slap jack? Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (FKrah) --- ????

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (s5Kql)

39 never first. Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:01 PM But eponymously last?

Posted by: Duncanthrax[i] at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (DMUuz)

40 Speaking of Monopoly... When my daughter was still in elementary school, she had to write one of those "what I did during summer vacation" essays. She included a description of a visit to my parents, where we all played Monopoly. She closed her essay with "Grandpa always cheats but we have a good time anyway."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (rJUlF)

41 I'd add Phase 10 to that list. Posted by: Captain Whitebread Trivial Pursuit made a fun evening miserable about 30 years ago with some friends. Or, maybe just fun. I was killing them, and they finally decided my answer was wrong and I wasn't going to get a win for it. Two of the five people playing were bigger than me, and the other two were women.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (S6Pax)

42 Hey CB.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:06 PM (s5Kql)

43 Nice ONT CBD.

Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (AmeQT)


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:07 PM (wYseH)

44 25 insomniac wanna slap jack? Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (FKrah) Not really. He's never done anything to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:07 PM (0mRoj)

45 trump trump trump deport deport deport

Posted by: original jake at July 30, 2017 05:07 PM (6L6kG)

46 Let's make this ONT GREAT AGAIN!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 05:07 PM (S6Pax)

47 Looks like Me-Again's show has cratered. ------- Meh. Bozo the Clown came back from a weak start.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:07 PM (PXj2C)

48 >>>What production? Hair? Oh Calcutta? Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj) My naked body would cause people to go blind or commit suicide. Who do you think I am, Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:07 PM (rJUlF)

49 I think writing for unfunny hacks on TV shows nobody watches would cause more stress.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 30, 2017 05:08 PM (aELIg)

50 I am one who believed Darrow invented Monopoly. Learn something new everyday.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:08 PM (IDPbH)

51 @714 in last thread for grammie and bluebell. Time for bed.

Posted by: teej at July 30, 2017 05:08 PM (flbmJ)

52 That Far Side cartoon is one of my favorites. I know that feeling all too well.

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:08 PM (Dn+ZB)

53 Meh. Bozo the Clown came back from a weak start. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (PXj2C) Well, he had to let his hair grow out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:08 PM (ycWCI)

54 Waiting for grammie winger to explain whether there is a cosmic force disturbance in the National League: the Phillies have won FOUR games in a row, which might be God's joke on the Braves. Or something.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (3C9q2)

55 And the pic up top, perfect description of my week last week. And probably this week, too.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (AmeQT)

56 Thanks teej- and good night!

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (Dn+ZB)

57 Bossy Conservative, I loved playing Trivial Pursuit back in the day; I was very good at it. Eventually no one wanted me to play because I'd usually win. I still have a few card sets in the back of the closet.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (rJUlF)

58 Games I hate:


Monopoly

Scrabble

Boggle

Battleship

Risk

That damn triangle and golf tee puzzle thing my dad had on our bar

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)

59 I use to love playing Trivial Pursuit and Spades growing up. I even went through a Dominos phase when I owned my bar.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (kufk0)

60 I miss Gary Larson. I hope he's livin' large. SWIDD?

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (zLDYs)

61 52 That Far Side cartoon is one of my favorites. I know that feeling all too well. Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (Dn+ZB) --- More times than I can count...

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (s5Kql)

62 A pair of Daisy Dukes would boost Me-Again's ratings.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2017 05:09 PM (XoldI)

63 hi Hordesters. Monopoly always came out when a storm hit the power out. Even mom and dad would play with us kids, by candlelight.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 05:10 PM (kdjwF)

64 But there is neither east nor west, Border nor breed nor birth. When two strong men stand face to face, Though they come from the ends of the earth.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at July 30, 2017 05:10 PM (ucLlG)

65 Always choose Do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2017 05:10 PM (rhwaS)

66 I note this evening's episode of the ONT is copyrighted in 2027...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (e9G8E)

67 Hello Horde!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (q1+kD)

68 My mom and dad were cutthroats when playing Monopoly. Learned well from them, I did.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (s5Kql)

69 because at least you will always have done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (rhwaS)

70 Go Rest Young Man!

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (IDPbH)

71 NOOOO!!!!!  CAPITALISM IS EVILLLL!!!

Posted by: Zombie Elizabeth Magie at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (OlbyV)

72 Yeah, count me among the terminally bored with a long, drawn-out game of Monopoly. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (v5iqM)

73 Re: plus-sized models.  They're there to model plus-sized clothes, aren't they? - so we Ladies of Size can get a good idea of what the garment would actually look like when we wear it.

The Lane Bryant catalog used to employ skinny models; it was ridiculous.  You'd see that a garment came in sizes up to 26 and there in the photo is this trim little gal who's about the size and shape of an underfed 11-year-old boy. 


Posted by: Annalucia at July 30, 2017 05:11 PM (a5bF3)

74 That damn triangle and golf tee puzzle thing my dad had on our bar Posted by: @DangerGirl Did he steal one of those from Cracker Barrel? They have one of those at all the tables.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (S6Pax)

75 So should have asked this in the pet thread but I was otherwise engaged. What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day? Was going to walk into SBUX to get a coffee and tea earlier this afternoon. Nearly in the store when this miserable woman starts screaming at me, threatening to break my windows and call the cops. Spent more time arguing with her than it would have taken to get sbux. Ultimately, my wife waited in the car with the dogs. So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (0wem/)

76 I note this evening's episode of the ONT is copyrighted in 2027... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (e9G8E) ----------- I've always thought CBD was ahead of his time. Or maybe he's dreaming of the next time the Yankees have a shot at the World Series.

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (Dn+ZB)

77 Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (0XvG0) 5'2" and 400 pounds just ain't attractive no matter how many times some folks insist it is.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (0mRoj)

78 smfh Monopoly, Sorry and Uno have destroyed more families than infidelity, abuse and addiction combined. Posted by: Insomniac - slap jack the card game. that sounds more abuisive I was attempting to riff off his comment. failed!

Posted by: willow at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (FKrah)

79 Bad start to the day-Pooky had nightmares about his malpracticing psychiatrist. Didn't get a whole lot better from there. Hopefully the VA realizes that he needs Teddy's "square deal."

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (XKZwp)

80 US Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley warns America's "done talking about North Korea."  This on top of everything else going down in Washington.

I'm beginning to brace myself for the month of August.

Posted by: leagacyart7@yahoo.com at July 30, 2017 05:12 PM (j2RUn)

81 The Lane Bryant catalog used to employ skinny models; it was ridiculous. You'd see that a garment came in sizes up to 26 and there in the photo is this trim little gal who's about the size and shape of an underfed 11-year-old boy. ------- I fail to see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:13 PM (PXj2C)

82 I don't think we ever finished a game of Monopoly. Just played until we got bored and quit. (Although to be fair, we would artificially extend the game with "bank loans" if things went south early...)

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:13 PM (q1+kD)

83 That Far Side cartoon is one of my favorites. I know that feeling all too well.

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:08 PM (Dn+ZB)

The problem with "Far Side" cartoons is that they are all great. I looked through them and the first one was perfect, and the second one, and the third one......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:13 PM (wYseH)

84 Great Susan Tedeschi song. Which reminds me, I hate Apple Music with the heat of a thousand blinding suns. Every time I search MY library I find another artist has simply disappeared from MY library. Steely Dan - Gone Susan Tedeschi - Gone Taj Majal - Gone Junior Wells - Gone Among many more. Gawd I hate them so much.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 30, 2017 05:14 PM (CLfqv)

85 Waiting for grammie winger to explain whether there is a cosmic force disturbance in the National League: the Phillies have won FOUR games in a row, which might be God's joke on the Braves. Or something.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 10:09 PM (3C9q2)



Wait.



The Phillies know how to win at baseball?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:14 PM (/o9Qk)

86 73 Re: plus-sized models. They're there to model plus-sized clothes, aren't they? - so we Ladies of Size can get a good idea of what the garment would actually look like when we wear it. The Lane Bryant catalog used to employ skinny models; it was ridiculous. You'd see that a garment came in sizes up to 26 and there in the photo is this trim little gal who's about the size and shape of an underfed 11-year-old boy. Posted by: Annalucia at July 30, 2017 10:11 PM (a5bF3) Now the pendulum has swung in the opposite, equally idiotic, direction.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:14 PM (s5Kql)

87 pookysgirl, I'm pulling for you and your family. It's gotta get better for you!

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 05:14 PM (kdjwF)

88 Last week I tried, "Damned if I do." This week I want to know how, "Damned if I don't" works out.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:14 PM (AmeQT)

89 @77 What happened to diffrent strokes for diffrent folks? I am consistently told over and over again that people have different ideas of what is attractive. There's a peg for every hole and all that.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:15 PM (smD62)

90 82 I don't think we ever finished a game of Monopoly. Just played until we got bored and quit.

(Although to be fair, we would artificially extend the game with "bank loans" if things went south early...) Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian

That's the Spirit!

Posted by: Jamie Dimon at July 30, 2017 05:15 PM (OlbyV)

91 SIGH Reasking with important information added. So should have asked this in the pet thread but I was otherwise engaged. What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day? Was going to walk into SBUX to get a coffee and tea earlier this afternoon. Nearly in the store when this miserable woman starts screaming at me, threatening to break my windows and call the cops because I had left my dogs in the car. We were 20 feet from the sbux, there was no line, really a 5 min or less thing. Spent more time arguing with her than it would have taken to get sbux. Ultimately, my wife waited in the car with the dogs. So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs. Posted by: yankeefifth at July

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:15 PM (0wem/)

92 I discovered Susan Tedeschi just recently. I like her.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 30, 2017 05:16 PM (nBr1j)

93 So whiny bitch TV writers don't like their jobs?
So...quit.
See. That was easy!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 30, 2017 05:16 PM (qJhUV)

94 What happened to diffrent strokes for diffrent folks? I am consistently told over and over again that people have different ideas of what is attractive. There's a peg for every hole and all that. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (smD62) Heh. Heh. hehehe.

Posted by: That guy in the corner at July 30, 2017 05:16 PM (ycWCI)

95 The problem with "Far Side" cartoons is that they are all great. I looked through them and the first one was perfect, and the second one, and the third one...... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30 The other problem with them is he quit doing them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:16 PM (0wem/)

96 Some of the plus size models are actually more voluptuous and if they are proportional they actually model clothes pretty well.

Posted by: IC at July 30, 2017 05:17 PM (gcme+)

97 Did he steal one of those from Cracker Barrel? They have one of those at all the tables.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (S6Pax)



This was 40 years ago and we had no idea what a Cracker Barrel was...so I'm guessing no?


That thing frustrated the heck out of me for years though.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:17 PM (/o9Qk)

98 I think the problem here is that some people, in here even, are on one extreme, thinking NO plus size models should exist, and then there is the opposite extreme. Why can't we all agree to meet in the middle? If there is 1 or 2 plus sized women in SI, who cares? Who does it hurt? Now, if EVERY model is replaced by bigger girls, sure it's a problem. But, if a couple of them squeeze by, who cares?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:17 PM (smD62)

99 The problem with "Far Side" cartoons is that they are all great. I looked through them and the first one was perfect, and the second one, and the third one...... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:13 PM (wYseH) ------------- That's the great thing about them. We have the whole boxed set- got it for the kids one year for Christmas. They were still pretty young, and didn't get them at first. Now, those books are so well-used they are falling apart. I think they have been a substantial influence on my kids' wacky sense of humor. Those, and Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:17 PM (Dn+ZB)

100 i have a very old coffee cup with a Far Side cartoon: two or three devils in hell laughing at notes they're pulling from the "suggestion box"

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 05:17 PM (kdjwF)

101 I used to win at Trivial Pursuit so much that after awhile, no one wanted to play with me. I was even accused of having read the cards and memorized them. This wasn't true. But if it was, it would mean I could remember all that shit and so still deserve to win, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 05:18 PM (89VjS)

102 93 So whiny bitch TV writers don't like their jobs? So...quit. See. That was easy ====== Or kill yourself, I'm good either way.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2017 05:18 PM (Rf8I7)

103 Was going to walk into SBUX to get a coffee and tea earlier this afternoon. Nearly in the store when this miserable woman starts screaming at me, threatening to break my windows and call the cops because I had left my dogs in the car. We were 20 feet from the sbux, there was no line, really a 5 min or less thing. Spent more time arguing with her than it would have taken to get sbux. Ultimately, my wife waited in the car with the dogs. So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs. Posted by: yankeefifth at July Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/) It is sometimes amazing how the church-lady scold has morphed into the peta/gay/racial scold. Maybe not so amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:18 PM (ycWCI)

104 @77 Insomniac-Two things I cheer for here at AoS. People on the Gainz threads that are having success at losing weight and I cheer for guys like qdpsteve and Captain Whitebread to find a good woman.

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 05:18 PM (0XvG0)

105 I think the problem here is that some people, in here even, are on one extreme, thinking NO plus size models should exist, and then there is the opposite extreme. Why can't we all agree to meet in the middle? If there is 1 or 2 plus sized women in SI, who cares? Who does it hurt? Now, if EVERY model is replaced by bigger girls, sure it's a problem. But, if a couple of them squeeze by, who cares? Posted by: Tickled Pink at July who wants the middle? When you are looking for anything you want the best you can get. Why should someone be forced to have second rate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:18 PM (0wem/)

106 Hate, hate, hate the National's politics but man, that song, vocals, instrumentation and time signature just absolutely floor me.

Posted by: Okie in Or at July 30, 2017 05:19 PM (J3mKa)

107 79 Bad start to the day-Pooky had nightmares about his malpracticing psychiatrist. Didn't get a whole lot better from there. Hopefully the VA realizes that he needs Teddy's "square deal." Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (XKZwp) I'm so sorry. I pray he gets the help he needs. There are so many good treatments for depression these days that no one should have to suffer.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:19 PM (nvMvs)

108 The Phillies know how to win at baseball? They're slow learners but every so often they squeak out a win. I was afraid they were going for the .250 season record of the '62 Mets . . . . but then it's a long way to September. The Phailin' Phils may yet pull it off.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 05:19 PM (3C9q2)

109 My favorite Far Side is a two panel cartoon What we say to dogs What dogs hear

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (IDPbH)

110 24 Looks like Me-Again's show has cratered. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2017 10:04 PM (DMUuz) So het show is bleeding watchers?

Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (fWq7U)

111 28 Evening Horde! LadyL - small world - I'm at Shipyard/Port of Call. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (GJegH) Hope you are having a great time! Did the weather improve?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (TdMsT)

112 Why can't we all agree to meet in the middle?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (smD62)

Because that's not the point.

Read the article.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (wYseH)

113 @105 Wow...that was a disgusting thing to say.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (smD62)

114 Some of the plus size models are actually more voluptuous and if they are proportional they actually model clothes pretty well. Posted by: IC at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (gcme+) ========= I had a girlfriend like for a while. Perfectly proportioned but looked like she was blown up from a size 5 to an 11. Good God, that was a fun time.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (X02AV)

115 Stolen from some brilliant wag at Zero Hedge: ....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS.

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 05:20 PM (zTPBJ)

116 Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0wem/) You're a douche

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (IDPbH)

117 >>>and I cheer for guys like qdpsteve and Captain Whitebread to find a good woman. Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0) *fistbump*

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (rJUlF)

118 96 Some of the plus size models are actually more voluptuous and if they are proportional they actually model clothes pretty well. Posted by: IC at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (gcme+) ------ Okay, this too then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (PXj2C)

119 Wow...that was a disgusting thing to say. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July how so? when was the last time you decided your first choice was less than the best you could have? where do you not want the best?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (0wem/)

120 Insomniac-Two things I cheer for here at AoS. People on the Gainz threads that are having success at losing weight and I cheer for guys like qdpsteve and Captain Whitebread to find a good woman. Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM *gives JROD a fist bump*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (q1+kD)

121 Hey CB. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:06 PM (s5Kql) Hey young lady!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (fWq7U)

122 115 Stolen from some brilliant wag at Zero Hedge: ....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS. Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ) An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:21 PM (ycWCI)

123 104 @77 Insomniac-Two things I cheer for here at AoS. People on the Gainz threads that are having success at losing weight and I cheer for guys like qdpsteve and Captain Whitebread to find a good woman. Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0) Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 05:22 PM (Ri/rl)

124 I used to make my mom quiz me from the Trivial Pursuit card stack.  Not play the game, but to just read me the questions and I'd try to answer.


I love trivia.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:22 PM (/o9Qk)

125 Hope you are having a great time! Did the weather improve? Posted by: Ladylibertarian --- Yes it did. Beautiful day today. The forecast is for high 80's for the rest of the week. Not that oppressive heat you sometimes get here.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 05:22 PM (GJegH)

126 how so? when was the last time you decided your first choice was less than the best you could have? where do you not want the best? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (0wem/) Calling people 'second rate' is not a great way to kick off a friendly discussion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:22 PM (ycWCI)

127 Or DWS was dicking Imran

Posted by: Jean at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (w5jBN)

128 Some of the plus size models are actually more voluptuous and if they are proportional they actually model clothes pretty well. Posted by: IC at July 30 doesn't the proportional thing include an increase in height?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (0wem/)

129 The best Far Side strips were the ones that were originally rejected for publication -- like the one with the spider in a Halloween mask scaring another spider...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (e9G8E)

130 Wow...that was a disgusting thing to say.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (smD62)

No, it wasn't.

There is an ideal. That men want to see that ideal is perfectly understandable.

Trust me, women don't want to see pudgy men in underwear ads.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (wYseH)

131 An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it? ==== Now l there's a disgusting thing to say.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (Rf8I7)

132 Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl) --- Sure that's wise?

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (s5Kql)

133 Bad start to the day-Pooky had nightmares about his malpracticing psychiatrist. Didn't get a whole lot better from there. Hopefully the VA realizes that he needs Teddy's "square deal." Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM Prayers up, pookysgirl.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (q1+kD)

134 DWS was the buffer between the Clintons and the Awans.

The Clintons, they got a lotta buffers.

Posted by: Chi Chi at July 30, 2017 05:23 PM (XoldI)

135 Just a note, that if you are having a terrible time with life and feel that it would be better that you commit suicide, I am the worst person you could possibly call. I mean, sure, I will try my best to talk you down, but you really need a professional, not someone even more depressed than you are. And yes, this is not theoretical.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2017 05:24 PM (MZcWR)

136 To say that a bigger woman (who in these magazines would actually be a normal size) is second rate and somehow a lesser human being. It's pathetic. It's the thing eating disorders are made of....this idea that people should be judged by their size or looks or whatever. This idea that chubby=bad human being. And thin= good human being.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:24 PM (smD62)

137 134 DWS was the buffer between the Clintons and the Awans. The Clintons, they got a lotta buffers. Posted by: Chi Chi at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (XoldI) Funny how often that happens. BTW, whatever happened to Chi-Chi's? They go out of business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:24 PM (ycWCI)

138 Peaking of Slap Jack, this was posted in the Book Thread: On Stoicism, a good short book that I would recommend is: A Slap in the Face: Why Insults Hurt and Why They Shouldn't. Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk ---------- Which made me think: *snap* An idea for a book, 'A Punch in the Face, Why It Hurts, and Why It Should' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ----

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 05:24 PM (OdK9v)

139 Spandex is a privilege, not a right, and just because they make something in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it out in public.

while you may have a strong body image (go you!), others may not have an equally strong stomach.

the Great American Mirror Shortage is real!

be considerate of others, or be prepared to be mocked in public.

the choice is yours...

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:24 PM (NQJ+w)

140 Sure that's wise? Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql) ===== Yeah. I see huge dumpster fire potential here.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (X02AV)

141 136 To say that a bigger woman (who in these magazines would actually be a normal size) is second rate and somehow a lesser human being. It's pathetic. It's the thing eating disorders are made of....this idea that people should be judged by their size or looks or whatever. This idea that chubby=bad human being. And thin= good human being. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62) --- No one said that.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (s5Kql)

142 This is the same crap that they have been pulling in youth athletics for years; "everyone is a winner!"

++++

https://youtu.be/J-GkwIRbLw8

That's no lie.


Posted by: Hot Chocolate at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (FUu/Z)

143 They're slow learners but every so often they squeak out a win. I was afraid they were going for the .250 season record of the '62 Mets . . . . but then it's a long way to September. The Phailin' Phils may yet pull it off.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 30, 2017 10:19 PM (3C9q2)



I admit I stopped paying attention to them about five years ago.  It's hard to root long distance for a team you never get to see play.  Especially when they suuuuuck.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (/o9Qk)

144 *122 115 Stolen from some brilliant wag at Zero Hedge: ....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS. Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ) An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (ycWCI)* Hey! What'd we do to piss you off?!

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (AmeQT)

145 Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer. Posted by: CaliGirl ---- Okay but I don't think some of our wives or husbands are going to cotton to the idea much. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (GJegH)

146 There is a place for plus sized models. My pool.

Posted by: Clement at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (rSHlY)

147 134 DWS was the buffer between the Clintons and the Awans. The Clintons, they got a lotta buffers. Posted by: Chi Chi at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (XoldI) --------- Cicc, a potrta!

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at July 30, 2017 05:25 PM (PXj2C)

148 All is quiet and calm down 2.3 miles of gravel road in Iowa. Sleep tight and for those who go to a job tomorrow may your days pass swiftly until the end of the work day. For those looking for work, may you find it.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 30, 2017 05:26 PM (CHPoA)

149 If there is 1 or 2 plus sized women in SI, who cares? Who does it hurt? Posted by: Tickled Pink at July People don't pay to buy that issue in order to make some big chicks feel good about themselves. They buy it to see what are claimed to be the sexiest women around. There are magazines that specifically cater to guys who have a thing for big chicks. Personally, I couldn't give a shit who sports illustrated puts in their magazine ... but for every girl they put in who's not a total knockout they are probably going to sacrifice some sales and eventually kill that issue - which is the biggest money-making thing Sports Illustrated has ever done. There's a reason certain beautiful girls are models and not just any girl off the street. I remember a couple of companies did some stupid thing with "normal women" for their commercials. That was pretty funny and lasted all of about twenty minutes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 05:26 PM (rZ+mb)

150 It's the thing eating disorders are made of....this idea that people should be judged by their size or looks or whatever. This idea that chubby=bad human being. And thin= good human being. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62) I do not think either of them was referring to the people being bad people or even relationship worthy- they were talking about what you buy in a magazine when you are looking for photos of the opposite sex. Consider this: Would you rather look at photos of Chris Hemsworth or Jason Alexander in a banana hammock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:27 PM (ycWCI)

151 @130 Says who on what's ideal? You think it's beyond reason that maybe there are some guys out there who might like pictures of a plus sized model? Is it so impossible to believe that not every single guy prefers to look at the same body type?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:27 PM (smD62)

152 Have they ever had a plus size model do a photo shoot on a moped?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:27 PM (IDPbH)

153 104 @77 Insomniac-Two things I cheer for here at AoS. People on the Gainz threads that are having success at losing weight and I cheer for guys like qdpsteve and Captain Whitebread to find a good woman. Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0XvG0) Worthy causes indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:27 PM (0mRoj)

154 Calling people 'second rate' is not a great way to kick off a friendly discussion. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30 Did not call anyone second rate. Just point out that no one ever wants to be forced to have less that the best. Even then, the world is full of rankings, second rate, second string, backup, b list, farm league, bush league, jv and on. They all mean the same thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:27 PM (0wem/)

155 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (ycWCI) Gah. My optic nerves just committed suicide.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:28 PM (0mRoj)

156 This idea that chubby=bad human being. And thin= good human being.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (smD62)

No. That is incorrect.

But there is an ideal for physical beauty, and it isn't a woman or man who looks like a Rubens nude. Sorry if that upsets you, but that's the current fashion.

It isn't a reflection on one's worth as a human being if one doesn't look like that. It is an evaluation of one's physical attractiveness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:28 PM (wYseH)

157 152 Have they ever had a plus size model do a photo shoot on a moped? Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (IDPbH) ------ Just don't go there, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:28 PM (PXj2C)

158 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (ycWCI) Was Jason Alexander just in the pool or not?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:28 PM (IDPbH)

159 132 Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl) --- Sure that's wise? Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql) Sex and violence! And not necessarily in that order...

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:29 PM (0mRoj)

160 "East is east and west is west, something something, blow my nose. la la la la, panty hose." - Dr. Frasier Crane

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 30, 2017 05:29 PM (LWu6U)

161 Ugh, I need to get up in 6.5 hours.  But, I'm not tired.


I hate Sunday nights.  Monday mornings even more.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (/o9Qk)

162 77 Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 10:05 PM (0XvG0) 5'2" and 400 pounds just ain't attractive no matter how many times some folks insist it is. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj) Nope, it's not. BUT 5'11 and 180lbs is curvy, and it's a plus size. Rachel Hunter was a size 11 back in the day, 5'11 and 150lbs, by today's sizes she'd be a plus sized model. Why can't women have clothes that just fvcking fit and look decent?

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (MjzZN)

163 I walk past a Victoria's Secret in a big shopping centre from time to time. The store front is covered with more than life size posters of models. Seen at that size it always strikes me how young these girls are. They might not be young enough to be my granddaughter but just about.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (nBr1j)

164 Dang, I was too late for the Jason Alexander / George Costanza scenario.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (0wem/)

165 I put Pakistani flag over her face and do for country. I job to do here. It's professional.

Posted by: Imran at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (zTPBJ)

166 Heheh Insomniac. Don't forget the Val-u-rite.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (s5Kql)

167 Everybody Needs To Stop The 'Plus-Sized Models Are Awesome' Garbage Same old problem with liberals. They're about feelings, not reality. I know people who are obese. I know someone who is a compulsive eater. It's tough being obese. I knew someone who was obese herself, and whose college age daughter was obese. The 21 year old daughter had to be put on blood pressure medication that my dad didn't need until he was in his eighties. She had severe knee issues that both she and her mom tried to pretend weren't due to the weight she was carrying around. We all choose how we want to live our lives, but pretending that there aren't downsides to obesity isn't helping anyone.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (+lVUW)

168 As an aside: Mellow Yellow Zero is amazingly better tasting than Diet Mt. Dew. On the other hand, so is battery acid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:30 PM (ycWCI)

169 @150 Not a fair comparison at all. Plus sized models are usually still very beautiful, and still more in shape than the average Jane. It's not like they are putting (pre-surgery) Mama June in there. These are still attractive, relatively fit women. It's not a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and Jason Alexander. It's a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and pre-weight loss Chris Pratt. They are both fine to look at, and I wouldn't mind looking at either.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:31 PM (smD62)

170 124 I used to make my mom quiz me from the Trivial Pursuit card stack. Not play the game, but to just read me the questions and I'd try to answer. I love trivia. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (/o9Qk) I do too. Got some quizzing on my way to try out for teen Jeopardy when I was 14. Made the top 25% but they took only one person, he was 19. But I met Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 30, 2017 05:31 PM (DIN/1)

171 When Greenpeace starts showing up at the SI photoshoots to roll them back in the ocean, you know something's amiss.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:31 PM (0mRoj)

172 Hey, beats drivin' taxi or working Stop and Rob! What a country. They let you rob bank with no gun!

Posted by: Imran at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (zTPBJ)

173 Is it so impossible to believe that not every single guy prefers to look at the same body type?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (smD62)

There is an ideal physique that attracts most men. there is an ideal physique that attracts most women.

Are there outliers? of course there are. Don't insult my intelligence by suggesting that I am unaware that there is a distribution...probably a bell curve.

But +- two SDs on either side of the median are chicks who would fit in well with SI models.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (wYseH)

174 Did not call anyone second rate. Just point out that no one ever wants to be forced to have less that the best. Even then, the world is full of rankings, second rate, second string, backup, b list, farm league, bush league, jv and on. They all mean the same thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:27 PM (0wem/) I have never heard a woman referred to as 'Bush League.' That is hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (ycWCI)

175 Not a fair comparison at all. Plus sized models are usually still very beautiful, and still more in shape than the average Jane. It's not like they are putting (pre-surgery) Mama June in there. These are still attractive, relatively fit women. It's not a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and Jason Alexander. It's a comparison between Chris Hemsworth and pre-weight loss Chris Pratt. They are both fine to look at, and I wouldn't mind looking at either. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July If plus size models were so beautiful they would not need their own affirmative action category. Besides what are you so sensitive over, you were just going on about how you look hot in your new swim suit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (0wem/)

176 Plus Sized Models, Women only. Notice how you NEVER see males modeling anything anywhere who are Plus-Sized....Unless its muscles only. Notice men are fine with that image of Chad put out there for us to strive for while the feminists and white knights austically screech if you make the obvious observation that celebrating Obesity is unhealthy along with celebrating mediocrity.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (2qHjF)

177 Vlad! How are you?

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (Dn+ZB)

178 Don't forget the Val-u-rite. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:30 PM (s5Kql) That should help with both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:32 PM (0mRoj)

179 BUT 5'11 and 180lbs is ... Why can't women have clothes that just fvcking fit and look decent? Because however awesome this looks (Anna Nicole Smith, before she went totally down the tubes, rocked this look), it is rare in women. Clothes that fit this and look good can't be mass-produced at a profit, unless expensive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 05:33 PM (6FqZa)

180 125 Hope you are having a great time! Did the weather improve? Posted by: Ladylibertarian --- Yes it did. Beautiful day today. The forecast is for high 80's for the rest of the week. Not that oppressive heat you sometimes get here. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (GJegH) Wow--that's incredible weather for this time of year at HH. Say hi to the beach for me and to Savannah and Charleston, if you go there.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 05:33 PM (TdMsT)

181 Not this shit again

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 05:33 PM (oT6R8)

182 46 Let's make this ONT GREAT AGAIN! Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 10:07 PM (S6Pax) Yeah, where are the pec & rippling 6 pack an 'Ron pics? Paging DC. DC to the tiny pic, stat! Oh CDR M can own up to being the shirtless 'Ron anytime now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 05:33 PM (hscyr)

183 AEP, you still around? My last quesrion may have got willowed. Oh, and I have wondered, is horizontal drilling done by some type of gearing, or is it more like a colonoscopy with flexible pipe? Though I'm a chem e. I never got onto anything petroleum, except in school 45 years ago.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 30, 2017 05:34 PM (lIZQs)

184 I do too. Got some quizzing on my way to try out for teen Jeopardy when I was 14. Made the top 25% but they took only one person, he was 19. But I met Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (DIN/1)



That's awesome.  I've always dreamed of going on Jeopardy but my stage fright/social anxiety is so bad, I'm sure I'd freeze up in front of the audience if I ever got that far.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:34 PM (/o9Qk)

185 148 All is quiet and calm down 2.3 miles of gravel road in Iowa. Sleep tight and for those who go to a job tomorrow may your days pass swiftly until the end of the work day. For those looking for work, may you find it. Posted by: colfax mingo Your gentle, friendly words are a blessing. Thank you. I just finished a 59 hour work week, and started a slower one this morning with 5.5 hours. And I live in Illinois! we're neighbors.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 05:34 PM (kdjwF)

186 That's awesome. I've always dreamed of going on Jeopardy but my stage fright/social anxiety is so bad, I'm sure I'd freeze up in front of the audience if I ever got that far. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (/o9Qk) Paging Weird Al!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:34 PM (0mRoj)

187 But +- two SDs on either side of the median are chicks who would fit in well with SI models. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH) Valid. One could argue that Kate Upton is on the outside of what is usually found in SI. However, she is on the side of 'what attracts most men' of that scenario.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:35 PM (ycWCI)

188 Not this shit again

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:33 PM (oT6R

Sorry....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:35 PM (wYseH)

189 Kate Upton is too chubby for my taste...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 05:35 PM (e9G8E)

190 It's going to be low 90s to mid 80s this week.

In Texas.

In July.

GLOWBULL WARMINNNNGGGG!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:35 PM (/o9Qk)

191 I would even be willing to concede that some of the plus size models are attractive, however, if you are going to force the notion that they are as beautiful as the most beautiful models in the world, well then we are going to have a conversation. Similar to forcing the notion on everyone that Michelle Obama was a beautiful woman. Was not going to say anything, however, if you are going to force the issue, well, then, let's rumble.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:36 PM (0wem/)

192 Again when I was at the mall yesterday I passed a Lane Bryant store and one 10 x 10 window was a full photo of one of the plus sized models. Pretty face but I wouldn't call her curvy. Funny this came up tonight because I was taken back just a bit when I saw it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:36 PM (IDPbH)

193 Not a fair comparison at all. Plus sized models are usually still very beautiful, and still more in shape than the average Jane. It's not like they are putting (pre-surgery) Mama June in there. These are still attractive, relatively fit women. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:31 PM (smD62) But the job is to be a model, not to be better than average looking. The job is all about looks. That's the job. There are women that men like to look at. That's just how it is. There are good looking women but there are women that make you do a second take or make your jaw drop. The professionals are supposed to be the best, not just better than average.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 05:36 PM (rZ+mb)

194 80 US Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley warns America's "done talking about North Korea." This on top of everything else going down in Washington. I'm beginning to brace myself for the month of August. Posted by: leagacyart7@yahoo.com at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM (j2RUn) We're going to wake up one morning soon and find that North Korea's nuclear and missile program has been eliminated. Lord help the Norks if they retaliate against the south. Donnie Two Scoops ain't here to chew gum.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:36 PM (nvMvs)

195 Kate Upton is too chubby for my taste... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E) ====== Just....... Wow.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:36 PM (X02AV)

196 @151 Tickled Pink-I am as shallow and superficial as they come. I like a certain type of woman thin, thigh gap (or not), boobs big or small but shapely, etc. The only way I would go for a little bit thicker of a chick is at least a pretty face, solid morals/politics, and can resolve conflict. There's more but I'll leave it at that. Unless I know you're the type of girl I just described I might not notice you before the skinny model type chick.

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 05:37 PM (0XvG0)

197 @175 I think I do, but according to you guys, I probably look like a cow. No one is talking about glorifying obesity. But, you would be insane to compare a plus sized model to someone obese. There is a huge jump between a proportional size 14 and obese.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:37 PM (smD62)

198 DangerGirl, heh. I'm looking at a forecast over the next two weeks of low 80s. Apparently August is the new September.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 05:37 PM (6FqZa)

199 That should help with both. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj) --- Usually does.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:37 PM (s5Kql)

200 I demand the NFL indulge my fantasy that I can cut it with the pros. Put me in coach! Wait a minute, I don't have any such fantasies. SI models are the same thing. The cream of the crop. The 1% of the 1%. That's why they're so valuable, so desirable to look at.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 05:37 PM (8O3HH)

201 Funny how often that happens. BTW, whatever happened to Chi-Chi's? They go out of business? Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:24 PM (ycWCI) Hep A outbreak at a couple of US locations led to its downfall. Now it is a Europe only operation.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 30, 2017 05:38 PM (1JnAL)

202 Kate Upton has a weird shape but the combination of the preference cascade I have been subjected to at the HQ and the photo of her flipping the double bird topless have conspired to bring me into the he is sexy camp. Still has a weird shape, no hips.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:38 PM (0wem/)

203 All good CBD. It's almost as if no explanation is getting through from what I'm reading. It's frustrating

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 05:38 PM (oT6R8)

204 I love how feminists and white knights justifiably get pissed off at the industry for celebrating skin and bones near death 15 year old girls as models (along with everybody in a mentally healthy society saying that's wrong). Yet, the same white knights and feminists was to celebrate Obseity cloaked as Plus Sized models. Literally celebrating terrible disease ridden consistent poor life choices all in the name of maximizing the hypersexuality of women. Disgusting.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 05:38 PM (2qHjF)

205 Have they ever had a plus size model do a photo shoot on a moped?
While wearing Crocs?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 05:38 PM (nlbfN)

206 75 So apparently it is ok if you have a human in the car with the dogs. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:12 PM ( Be thankful it wasn't NCJ. J/k NCJ. Luvs ya, don't be such a stranger!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 05:38 PM (hscyr)

207 My Far Side cup has cat fud on it.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (e1mEI)

208 5'4" petite red head with b cup. She is still the apple of my eye after 48 years come August 13. Long may you run.

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (CHPoA)

209
Paging Weird Al!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)



Yeah, you are on fire tonight.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (/o9Qk)

210 Evening Horde. Nice ONT, except What have you got against Fat Girls? At least they know how to cook.

Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (AKXwP)

211 Yes it did. Beautiful day today. The forecast is for high 80's for the rest of the week. Not that oppressive heat you sometimes get here. Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (GJegH) Wow--that's incredible weather for this time of year at HH. Say hi to the beach for me and to Savannah and Charleston, if you go there. Posted by: Ladylibertarian --------------- Imagine HH with only two hundred residents. Because, that's the way I remember it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (OdK9v)

212 But I find Demi "Thunderthighs" Lovato quite attractive -- except for the tattoos! It doesn't make sense...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (e9G8E)

213 190 It's going to be low 90s to mid 80s this week. In Texas. In July. GLOWBULL WARMINNNNGGGG! Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (/o9Qk) --- Going into August, at that. Yeah...Gore can eat all the dicks.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:39 PM (s5Kql)

214 The plus-size thing cuts both ways. Women apparently want to see abs on men, abs that are almost impossible to get  no matter how many crunches and sit ups you do--unless you have genetics on your side. They don't want to see flab or hairy backs--I'm talking about "average" guys, not obese guys.  So while it might sound demeaning to hear guys put-down plus-size models, Cosmopolitan or other women's magazines  show buff Adonises , no "average" schlubs...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 05:40 PM (89VjS)

215 Kate Upton has a cute face and huge bombs. Her lower half is less than inspiring.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 05:40 PM (oT6R8)

216 Drove by a plus size bride store the other day. misread the window painting that said "ooh la la" as "ooof da." The later seems more appropriate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:40 PM (0wem/)

217 @191 Yes, but your comment suggests that only skinny is beautiful. Skinny isn't beautiful, big isn't beautiful. Beautiful is beautiful, and it comes in all different colors and shapes and heights. So, if you are saying only the skinniest women should be in these magazines, fine. But, if you are saying it should be the most beautiful, who is to say a plus sized woman isn't?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:40 PM (smD62)

218 It's frustrating

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:38 PM (oT6R

Yes, but you have better things in your life!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (wYseH)

219 * Apparently August is the new September. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)* Made this exact comment to someone this evening. They countered with, "February could be fun!" Not in a good wsy.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (AmeQT)

220 DangerGirl, heh. I'm looking at a forecast over the next two weeks of low 80s. Apparently August is the new September.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)



In the eleven years I've been here, I don't think I've ever seen a forecast in the 80s in July.  Never.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (/o9Qk)

221 Would it make people feel better if we bring up the fact that most here also bash the heroin chic models . One of the favorite things to say here is ' someone needs to get her a sammich'

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (IDPbH)

222 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news . http://politicalhat.com/?p=13692

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (vBeA5)

223 215 Kate Upton has a cute face and huge bombs. Her lower half is less than inspiring. Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R To be fair, most fans are not looking at her legs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (ycWCI)

224 DangerGirl, heh. I'm looking at a forecast over the next two weeks of low 80s. Apparently August is the new September. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo ----- 58 deg. at 8:00 a.m. here. I wore wool trousers to church.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (OdK9v)

225 But I met Alex Trebek.
And you banged Trebek's granny like I did last night?

Posted by: sean connery at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (nlbfN)

226 Kate Upton has a cute face and huge bombs. Her lower half is less than inspiring. Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R Exactly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (rZ+mb)

227 5'4" petite red head with b cup. She is still the apple of my eye after 48 years come August 13. Long may you run. Posted by: colfax mingo at July 30 never bring your wife into a thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:41 PM (0wem/)

228 Well, I've been gone several days, I hope things have cooled... (chair flies past as morons and ettes demolish furniture) (sigh)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:42 PM (wB8Tg)

229 @179 That's my personal point; EVERYTHING is for the 5'5 105lb female. The rest of us get called "Big". Guys are "big" it covers everything from ripped to round. Women get labeled "big" and you think of a knuckle-dragging-unibrow-think-ankled-Godzilla.

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 05:42 PM (MjzZN)

230 214 The plus-size thing cuts both ways. Women apparently want to see abs on men, abs that are almost impossible to get no matter how many crunches and sit ups you do--unless you have genetics on your side. They don't want to see flab or hairy backs--I'm talking about "average" guys, not obese guys. So while it might sound demeaning to hear guys put-down plus-size models, Cosmopolitan or other women's magazines show buff Adonises , no "average" schlubs... Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (89VjS) --- I, too, enjoy seeing a well-built man. Doesn't mean I don't appreciate the average schlubs, though.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:42 PM (s5Kql)

231 223 215 Kate Upton has a cute face and huge bombs. Her lower half is less than inspiring. Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R ----------- Lower half? WTF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:42 PM (PXj2C)

232 221 Would it make people feel better if we bring up the fact that most here also bash the heroin chic models . One of the favorite things to say here is ' someone needs to get her a sammich' Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (IDPbH) Most here would probably also bash the 'Kate Moss' look as well. The fashion industry seems to have two gears: "Rail thin' vs "Chubby."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (ycWCI)

233 Yeah...Gore can eat all the dicks. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql) From the looks of him, he already did.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj)

234 226 Kate Upton has a cute face and huge bombs. Her lower half is less than inspiring. Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (oT6R Exactly. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:41 PM (rZ+mb) I agree. It's weirdly shaped. No hips I think.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (IDPbH)

235 @105 Wow...that was a disgusting thing to say. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (smD62) No it wasn't.

Posted by: Country Boy yeah I need to lose a few pounds what's your point? at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (fWq7U)

236
Going into August, at that.

Yeah...Gore can eat all the dicks.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql)



Oh shit, you're right.  It's August on Tuesday.


WTFF?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (/o9Qk)

237 about trivia and games, I put together a game night for our extended family, cousins etc. when the kids were young. My brother and my oldest daughter always won trivial pursuit, although if they weren't around, I would win... Later, the daughter amused herself and others around Oak Park and the City attending and putting together trivia nights at local bars.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (kdjwF)

238 Everybody Needs To Stop The 'Plus-Sized Models Are Awesome' Garbage Lippizaner Cows. I laugh just thinking about that one. Also, I've been getting Dilbert books and reading several pages of cartoons every night before I go to bed. It puts a cheerful end to my day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (+lVUW)

239 228 Well, I've been gone several days, I hope things have cooled... (chair flies past as morons and ettes demolish furniture) (sigh) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (wB8Tg) --- LOL! Wait... *rethinks Vegas*

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (s5Kql)

240 Once you go fat, you'll never go back.

Posted by: Prudence Goddard, Vermont Librarian and Town Slut at July 30, 2017 05:43 PM (8O3HH)

241 CBD - yes I do! Currently coming back from Texas right now. Posting on my phone. Only 9 more hours before this drive is done.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 05:44 PM (oT6R8)

242 Most here would probably also bash the 'Kate Moss' look as well. The fashion industry seems to have two gears: "Rail thin' vs "Chubby." Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (ycWCI) Neither the heroin nor HoHos diets are good things.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:44 PM (0mRoj)

243 Plus Sized Models are literally a Fetish. Nothing healthy about that. Also where were all the Plus Sized Gals in the 1950's. It's almost as if the Plus Sized movement correlated perfectly with the 60'sand 70's 3 wave feminism into the fetishization and celebration of sexual deviancy that we find ourselves toady. Oh LOL at comparing Chris Pratt pre Gardians of teh Galaxy to a size 14 young women. Unreal the double standard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 05:44 PM (2qHjF)

244 I live with a fat old bald guy who is sexy as Hell. Something to be said for experience.

Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 05:44 PM (AKXwP)

245 I have never heard a woman referred to as 'Bush League.' That is hilarious. Posted by: Aetius451AD Well, there is the Bush League, and there is the Hardwood League. Where would you like to bat?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 05:45 PM (S6Pax)

246 Beautiful is beautiful, and it comes in all different colors and shapes and heights.

Wrong.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/324892560589948757/

So, if you are saying only the skinniest women should be in these magazines, fine.

No, I didn't say that. Don't put word in my mouth.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:40 PM (smD62)

Read the article and then get back to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:45 PM (wYseH)

247 116 Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (0wem/) You're a douche Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM ( Gecleavesxrhecladies feeling clean & fresh? Snerk. Runs away like a mofo

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 05:45 PM (hscyr)

248 Cicero - her legs, ass and hips. She has legs and that's where it stops for her.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 05:45 PM (oT6R8)

249 I live with a fat old bald guy who is sexy as Hell. Something to be said for experience. Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:44 PM Does he take disciples? I wish to learn his ways.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:46 PM (q1+kD)

250 144 *122 115 Stolen from some brilliant wag at Zero Hedge: ....let's go there. Imran was dicking DWS. Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 10:20 PM (zTPBJ) An image I did not need to ever have. Why not say he was laying wood to helen thomas while you are at it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 10:21 PM (ycWCI)* Hey! What'd we do to piss you off?! Posted by: tbodie at July 30, 2017 10:25 PM (AmeQT) My friendsh, I am happy to announce a bipartisan effort to reduce the use of saltpeter at our military bases by making the gentlewoman from Florida, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz into the new bikini poster girl for the US armed forces. It was the least I could do in this week of giving back to my dear friendsh on the other side of the aisle.

Posted by: Senator John McCain (R no D) AZ at July 30, 2017 05:46 PM (1JnAL)

251 It's rapidly developing into a grievance-airing night.

So, I don't really appreciate it when, in the middle of the thoughts'n'prayers lists, a certain party assures us that all tumors are fatal, sooner or later. 

See, some guys will puke up a turd like that and think you forgot about it.
Cocky, big internet toughguy and all. I don't forget though, and sooner or later something shitty will happen in his online life and he will come on here to whinge and I will run that right up his Anglo-Saxon royal ass. Or, maybe he'll get his wish and I'll be dead. Let's just see.

Posted by: Hrothgar's New Best Pal at July 30, 2017 05:46 PM (H5rtT)

252 Yes, but your comment suggests that only skinny is beautiful. Skinny isn't beautiful, big isn't beautiful. Beautiful is beautiful, and it comes in all different colors and shapes and heights. So, if you are saying only the skinniest women should be in these magazines, fine. But, if you are saying it should be the most beautiful, who is to say a plus sized woman isn't? Posted by: Tickled Pink at July You mean because I never used the word "skinny" once, besides using a whole bunch of very descriptive words to convey my position, you decided to ignore what I said and substitute your own words and meaning? Well, pretty much the world for the majority of history has decided who is hot and who is not. Plus size is not regarded as hot. Even if I was a chub lover I would still admit that it was q bizarre quirk and that no one agreed with me. Or that I was exploiting the mismatch in supply and demand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:47 PM (0wem/)

253 Leonard Nimoy had a thing for the Bigger Gals.

Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 05:47 PM (AKXwP)

254 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (hscyr) Heh. Just to be clear for those that weren't in the previous thread, someone said that a guy would be a douche if he had problems with big thighs on a girl.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:47 PM (IDPbH)

255 @246 I fail to see what that Pinterest link is supposed to say. We can't see the guy from the front. He could have a beautiful face, nice eyes, a good heart. @243 Well, a Size 14 woman was being compared to Jason Alexander, so I fail to see how one is any more egregious than the other.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:47 PM (smD62)

256 246 Beautiful is beautiful, and it comes in all different colors and shapes and heights. Wrong. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/324892560589948757/ --- Speaking of wrong... That's supposed to be art?

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:48 PM (s5Kql)

257 102 93 So whiny bitch TV writers don't like their jobs? So...quit. See. That was easy ====== Or kill yourself, I'm good either way. Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 30, 2017 10:18 PM (Rf8I7) Vlad--are you okay? I've been sending prayers your way.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 05:48 PM (TdMsT)

258 Plus sized modelling can go too far - but for a while fashion modeling seemed obsessed with finding "women" who had the look and build of young teen boys. Which I'm pretty sure reflected the sexual desires of the people driving the fashion outlets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 05:48 PM (V2Yro)

259 Someone else here besides me watches motocross.  Hell if I can remember who it is, but I swear their nic starts with a B.  Anyway, this season has been quite fun.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:48 PM (/o9Qk)

260 248 Cicero - her legs, ass and hips. She has legs and that's where it stops for her. Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at July 30, 2017 10:45 PM (oT6R ----- Well, after legs, all there is, is feet. She could have plungers down there, for all I care.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:48 PM (PXj2C)

261 The plus sized model article is barbra streisand!  As someone who cannot stand anorexic women, much less consider them sexy, I love seeing thick women like Tabria Majors.  Point of fact, I love seeing a variety of women.  I hate the American pop culture ideal of anorexic clone after clone. 

And not to put to fine a point on it, but I want a women who can handle a man and not break from the contact.  I learned early on to avoid those women with razor sharp hip bones protruding.  Thick women are prime women.   

Posted by: Locke Common at July 30, 2017 05:48 PM (/xo1a)

262 Read in the NY Post about a girl who was sent unsolicited dick pics by some guy she never met, She tracked him down and sent the dick pics to his mother.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 05:49 PM (89VjS)

263 132 Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl) --- Sure that's wise? Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql) That there is stream crossing territory.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 30, 2017 05:49 PM (e1mEI)

264 My friendsh, I am happy to announce a bipartisan effort to reduce the use of saltpeter at our military bases by making the gentlewoman from Florida, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz into the new bikini poster girl for the US armed forces. It was the least I could do in this week of giving back to my dear friendsh on the other side of the aisle. Posted by: Senator John McCain (R no D) AZ at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (1JnAL) --- You evil, evil, petty little man.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:50 PM (s5Kql)

265 Lippizaner Cows. I laugh just thinking about that one. Also, I've been getting Dilbert books and reading several pages of cartoons every night before I go to bed. It puts a cheerful end to my day. Posted by: nerdygirl at July knock it off with the Lippizaner Cows thing. Trying to swallow the scotch, not ruin the keyboard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:50 PM (0wem/)

266 The Plus Sized Model bullshit is an insult to all women and young girls who make time each day to hit the gym and have the discipline and self control to eat healthy nutritious meals throughout the day. Give me a girl who has been hitting the gym and eating well for the last year consistently over a Plus Sized Model any day.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 05:50 PM (2qHjF)

267 258 Plus sized modelling can go too far - but for a while fashion modeling seemed obsessed with finding "women" who had the look and build of young teen boys. Which I'm pretty sure reflected the sexual desires of the people driving the fashion outlets. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (V2Yro) Yeah, but they are also not exploring range outside rail thin- they are going to the opposite extreme. It is like an equivalent of modern art- "Let's not make something beautiful that people want to look at on it's own merits, let's make a statement!" That's the whole point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:50 PM (ycWCI)

268 190 It's going to be low 90s to mid 80s this week. In Texas. In July AUGUST. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (/o9Qk) FIFY. I've never seen temperatures like this, plus good chances of rain, this time of the year.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:50 PM (nvMvs)

269 Tony Weiner's mom is still alive?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck #CNNBlackmail[/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (nlbfN)

270 I could buy clothes for Pookette and even Pooky in Japan, but I could never find something for myself. I even asked a tailor if she could make me a yukata or kimono, and she blushed as she told me that there was no way my DDs would fit. Ah, German farmgirl genes....

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (XKZwp)

271 You've been!


Thunder thighed!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (/o9Qk)

272 I don't know
But I  been told
Big legged women
Ain't got no soul.....

Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (89VjS)

273 Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (nvMvs) Man made global climate disruption!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (0mRoj)

274 Well, after legs, all there is, is feet. She could have plungers down there, for all I care. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (PXj2C) --- That would make for some interesting new chapters in the Karma Sutra...

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (s5Kql)

275 239 228 Well, I've been gone several days, I hope things have cooled... (chair flies past as morons and ettes demolish furniture) (sigh) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (wB8Tg) --- LOL! Wait... *rethinks Vegas* Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM ( You shut your mouth! Y5 has our bail fund ready to go. You are NOT backing out on me!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (hscyr)

276 Horde: Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer. R'fua shleima.

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (vUcdz)

277 I got willowed on the last thread making a well reasoned comment about Venezuela:

Per Babalu Blog, the government of Venezuela is taking names of those who vote, and has promised openly to pay special attention to those on the voter rolls who do not vote.
The government does not care what the vote count is since they do the counting and certifying, they just need the image that they won on a vote of the majority of citizens.

Part of the problem is that no-one wants a seceded Venezuelan state. Colombia, Brazil, the Guianas and Surinam don't want the problems, and the only remaining neighbor is the Dutch at Curacao.

as a side note:

Simon Bolivar once stated in a letter to Juan Jose Flores, dictator of Ecuador, as Bolivar was actually dying, waiting for a ship that would not arrive on time  to carry him to his final exile in Britain:


1.)  America is not governable by us
2.) He who would serve a revolution plows in the sea.
3.) The only thing one can do in [South] America is to leave.
4.) This country will fall infallibly into the hands of the uncontrolled mob, and from there to pass, almost imperceptibly, to tyrants of all colors and races.
5.) As we are consumed by every crime and oppressed by viciousness the Europeans will not deign to conquer us.
6.) If it were possible for any part of the world to return into primitive chaos, this would be the final destination of [South] America


Bolivar was prescient in many things, and I hope that there is enough will to make these predictions wrong. I know some people with relatives in Venezuela. I hope for those people Bolivar was speaking from his despair, and not from any oracular vision.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (mkDpn)

278 HivMero!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 05:51 PM (hscyr)

279 and she blushed as she told me that there was no way my DDs would fit. Posted by: pookysgirl ---- Go on . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (GJegH)

280 Debbue Wassername Schultz is experiencing Karma and what a joy it is to behold. She worked tirelessly with Cankles and the JEF to ensure the demise of the Democrat party, also, as a bonus.

Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (AKXwP)

281 Fat bottomed Girls They make the rockin' world go 'round! And this, I thought, was completely inappropriate. But this is... the ONT.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... at least I'm not Kurt Eichenwald at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (S6Pax)

282 Not August yet. Not even after midnight Sunday.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck #CNNBlackmail[/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (nlbfN)

283 That's supposed to be art?

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (s5Kql)

Well, in a way. But is it to be considered on the same plane as Michelangelo's David, or Vermeer's Girl With Pearl Earring?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (wYseH)

284 Drove by a plus size bride store the other day. How much does the average plus size bride cost?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (IqV8l)

285 Why don't they have any midget models? Sports Illustrated needs some midgets!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (rZ+mb)

286 That would make for some interesting new chapters in the Karma Sutra... Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (s5Kql) What goes around comes around.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)

287 knock it off with the Lippizaner Cows thing. Trying to swallow the scotch, not ruin the keyboard. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/) --- Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (s5Kql)

288 276 Horde: Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer. R'fua shleima. Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz) Of course. Hope he pulls through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (ycWCI)

289 Does he take disciples? I wish to learn his ways. Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 10:46 PM (q1+kD) ----------- Erik, this made me laugh out loud!

Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (Dn+ZB)

290 Speaking as an entirely average schlub who needs to lose some more weight... Men are visual creatures. We're genetically predisposed to react to certain proportions. While those reactions vary (some guys like more slender women, others more, shall we say, zaftig), there is a spectrum where attractiveness is at its highest. I'm not saying there aren't attractive plus size models, or attractive thinner ones. Beauty isn't the most important thing, but since we are guys, it's not trivial, either.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:52 PM (rJUlF)

291 Some day in the dim, distant future: Willow: "First! I'm first!" *SMOD strikes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (e3UiD)

292 276 Horde: Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer. R'fua shleima. Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz) Damn, that's bad news.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (0mRoj)

293 Prayers, please for Gingy's Dad, who has just been diagnosed with liver cancer. Posted by: ibguy at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM Prayers up, ibguy.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (q1+kD)

294 Well, in a way. But is it to be considered on the same plane as Michelangelo's David, or Vermeer's Girl With Pearl Earring? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (wYseH) --- Nope.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (s5Kql)

295 I even asked a tailor if she could make me a yukata or kimono, and she blushed as she told me that there was no way my DDs would fit. Ah, German farmgirl genes....

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2017 10:51 PM (XKZwp)



You have DDs?  Lucky.


I have been blessed beyond that.  I make fun of myself.  Told my BFF at work that my breasts enter a room two minutes ahead of me.  It ain't no lie.



Men love them, but they are a pain in the...chest.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (/o9Qk)

296 Hear hear. Maybe we need to have an AOS dating meetup/singles mixer. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl) --- Sure that's wise? Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql) What horrors would occur if two Morons produced offspring?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (0wem/)

297 For the record all of the ette's here at AoS automatically land in the "hot chick" category by virtue of conservative type principles.

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 05:53 PM (0XvG0)

298 boils down to a simple thing... No one should be telling others what THEY should find attractive... But most here seem to be doing that exact thing...

Posted by: Don Q., Arcanist at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

299 @267 I would hardly consider a size 12 or size 14 the opposite extreme. It's not like these are flabby women. They have meat on the bones. It's not like they went from size 00 to size 24. As I stated before...no one, myself especially is glorifying obesity. But, a size 12/14 is not obese.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (smD62)

300 285 Why don't they have any midget models? Sports Illustrated needs some midgets! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (rZ+mb) 300 pound midgets!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (0mRoj)

301 I've never seen temperatures like this, plus good chances of rain, this time of the year.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (nvMvs)

It was 58 degrees this morning in Northern NJ.

Care to bet on whether 2017 will be called the "Hottest Year Ever?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (wYseH)

302 Give me a girl who has been hitting the gym and eating well for the last year consistently over a Plus Sized Model any day.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:50 PM (2qHjF)


Bigot!

Posted by: Chubbie Chaser Bob. at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (n3hky)

303 Man, fuck cancer. Prayers up, Gingy, WD.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (s5Kql)

304 Erik, this made me laugh out loud! Posted by: bluebell at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 05:54 PM (q1+kD)

305 Prayers for gingy's dad.  Fuck cancer.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:55 PM (/o9Qk)

306 no one, myself especially is glorifying obesity You didn't read the article, did you? Have you heard of the fat acceptance movement? Or of the show "My Big Fat Fabulous Life"?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

307 You have DDs? Lucky. I have been blessed beyond that. I make fun of myself. Told my BFF at work that my breasts enter a room two minutes ahead of me. It ain't no lie. Men love them, but they are a pain in the...chest. Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (/o9Qk) ---------- *gulp* brb

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 05:55 PM (PXj2C)

308 I've always said that you could have a pair of identical twins who were pretty but otherwise 'plus size' and they could be totally opposite in attractiveness to me. If one watched what she ate , worked out and made an effort to lose weight she would be so much more attractive than the one that stuffed her face, never worked out and made no effort to lose weight even though the looked exactly alike.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 30, 2017 05:55 PM (IDPbH)

309 Prayers up for Gingy's dad, Gingy, and WD.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 05:55 PM (rJUlF)

310 JROD, CaliGirl and CW, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (eMKNe)

311 300 pound midgets! Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj) Hard to get in the catapult.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (ycWCI)

312 75 So should have asked this in the pet thread but I was otherwise engaged. What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day? Depends on the details. I recently ran into a drugstore for about 5 minutes to buy one item. I parked in the shade with a window partly down, the dog was in a crate. It was at least 80 degrees that day, and the dog was fine. If there wasn't a long line at Starbucks and you weren't in one of those states where it was over 100 degrees, it should have been okay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (+lVUW)

313 Nope.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (s5Kql)

AH HAH!

See?

[I'm not sure what my point is, but still...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (wYseH)

314 300 pound midgets! Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj) White Dwarfs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (rZ+mb)

315 *hugs SMFH*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (/o9Qk)

316 Gay fashion designers want models who look like the 13-year-old boys they want to fuck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (e3UiD)

317 What horrors would occur if two Morons produced offspring? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:53 PM (0wem/) --- Unless a 'ron's swimmers can teleport through the Great Fallopian Gap, not an issue for me.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (s5Kql)

318 "Oh, and I have wondered, is horizontal drilling done by some type of gearing, or is it more like a colonoscopy with flexible pipe? Though I'm a chem e. I never got onto anything petroleum, except in school 45 years ago. " Horizontal drilling is done with flexible drill collars and a computer controlled, steerable drill bit which can adjust it's heading second by second. Which is truly some damned astounding technology.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (V2Yro)

319 The Snowmen series of Calvin and Hobbes are pure twisted genius.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (PHxng)

320 284 Drove by a plus size bride store the other day. How much does the average plus size bride cost? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l) We'll paint that bride for $199.95....

Posted by: Earl Shieb at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

321 @306 I'm not reacting to the article. I am reacting to the people in here, who are talking about plus sized models as if they are Jabba the Hut in Leia's bikini.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:56 PM (smD62)

322 Tickled Pink: Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile?

Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (ichPI)

323 Models are not even my cup of tea, I much prefer more athletic girls with that hot toned tennis player physique, like Mrs.YankeeFifth. But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (0wem/)

324 Unsolicited dick pics came up last night. This is apparently getting to be a YUGE problem with the young 'uns. I can't fathom it. Here are some hilarious responses to it: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy7cjvc Woman posts some review of a restaurant. She gets a dick pic in response So he goes to some "big dick" web site and sends him a deluge of return dick picks. It gets funny. http://preview.tinyurl.com/y984gqfh This woman went the "I'm gonna call the cops and get a a lawyer route".

Posted by: Prudence Goddard, Vermont Librarian and Town Slut at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

325 How much does the average plus size bride cost? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l) Is the event catered?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (0mRoj)

326 Why don't they have any midget models? Sports Illustrated needs some midgets! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair Betty Barty

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (IqV8l)

327 I get bonerz

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (oAY8z)

328 So should have asked this in the pet thread but I was otherwise engaged. What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day? As long as you leave the keys with them they should be good all day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 05:57 PM (rZ+mb)

329 But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/) --- Easier said than done.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:58 PM (s5Kql)

330 Douglas Brinkley is a  douchebag, an Obama-worshipping  sucker of cock...

Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 05:58 PM (89VjS)

331 But, a size 12/14 is not obese.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)

For the last time....read the article.

The chick in the photo is not a size 12. She is more like a size 26.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 05:58 PM (wYseH)

332 Newhart fat slut sock off.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 05:58 PM (8O3HH)

333 But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/) Right? You could smother someone to death!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:58 PM (0mRoj)

334 303 Man, fuck cancer. Prayers up, Gingy, WD. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (s5Kql) Yes, this.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 05:58 PM (hscyr)

335 300 pound midgets! Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj) Best keep them away from any models of Stonehenge

Posted by: josephistan at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (ANIFC)

336 The definition of what is beautiful changes over time, have you noticed? Kind of like hairstyles change. Think Joan Crawford's bouffant in the front. How do you get your hair to look like that?

Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (AKXwP)

337 328 So should have asked this in the pet thread but I was otherwise engaged. What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day? As long as you leave the keys with them they should be good all day. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rZ+mb) --- lmao

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (s5Kql)

338 @308 But what is Twin A was a horrible human being and Twin B was a kind saint of a person. Or if Twin A was a flaming liberal and Twin B were a conservative? Or if Twin A had the IQ of a cheese grater and Twin B was brimming with intelligence? Isn't there much more that goes into it?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (smD62)

339 329 But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/) --- Easier said than done. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 10:58 PM (s5Kql) *snort*

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (0mRoj)

340 White Dwarfs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (rZ+mb)



...and black holes. Let your imagination fly!

Posted by: Bill Nye at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (n3hky)

341 262 Read in the NY Post about a girl who was sent unsolicited dick pics by some guy she never met, She tracked him down and sent the dick pics to his mother..... Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 10:49 PM (89VjS) I heard Anthony Weiner's mom was like, "Meh, it's not like I've never seen it before."

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (nvMvs)

342 I have yet to see the celebration, fetishization, and sexualization of fat men or dare I say stocky men. Why is this? What about muh equal rights? Its almost as if the propaganda and message being sent is every woman deserves Chad while the other 95% of men have to work to provide funds to the welfare state to pay for all the children and single obese moms.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 05:59 PM (2qHjF)

343 Now down to 6 hours before alarm.  Time to hit the bed.


Nite, 'rons.  Take care of yourselves.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 30, 2017 06:00 PM (/o9Qk)

344 Unless a 'ron's swimmers can teleport through the Great Fallopian Gap, not an issue for me. Posted by: SMFH at July Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Don't do that in Vegas ok?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:00 PM (0wem/)

345 As long as you leave the keys with them they should be good all day.
And as long as they've got their licenses with them, no problem.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck #CNNBlackmail[/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 06:00 PM (nlbfN)

346 Platinum members to the right, all others please use rear entrance.
 
Anal is the new hotness. I'm just sayin'...
 
Daughter texted me early this am; her new baby is, um, highly resistant to sleeping. She's tried lots of different things to get him to sleep. Lately it's been experiments in different music.
 
Twice now, she reports, she's gotten him to sleep by playing The Twelve Dreams Of Sr. Sardonicus by Spirit:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0CkJ8Ly1co
 
I wouldn't have guessed that one would work as a lullaby. Looking around, I see that someone classified it as proto-prog; yeah, close enough.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2017 06:00 PM (6jaju)

347 Night DG!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:00 PM (0mRoj)

348 329 But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)

---

Easier said than done. Posted by: SMFH

I got this!

Posted by: Caterpillar D10 at July 30, 2017 06:00 PM (OlbyV)

349 I'm not reacting to the article. I am reacting to the people in here, who are talking about plus sized models as if they are Jabba the Hut in Leia's bikini. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62) --- Great. Thanks for giving Disney ideas.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:01 PM (s5Kql)

350 We hate Trump because he lied about are black presdent and now everything is screwed up !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2017 06:01 PM (WmgTn)

351 {{{{DG}}}} Niters!

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:01 PM (s5Kql)

352 Daughter texted me early this am; her new baby is, um, highly resistant to sleeping. She's tried lots of different things to get him to sleep. Lately it's been experiments in different music. Twice now, she reports, she's gotten him to sleep by playing The Twelve Dreams Of Sr. Sardonicus by Spirit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0CkJ8Ly1co I wouldn't have guessed that one would work as a lullaby. Looking around, I see that someone classified it as proto-prog; yeah, close enough. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM (6jaju) Has she tried a looped recording of the bath running or the sound of a vacuum cleaner? I'm dead serious, I've seen these work like a charm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:01 PM (0mRoj)

353 Prayers up for Ginger's Dad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2017 06:01 PM (Ri/rl)

354 Night DG

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:02 PM (0wem/)

355 349 I'm not reacting to the article. I am reacting to the people in here, who are talking about plus sized models as if they are Jabba the Hut in Leia's bikini. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62) --- Great. Thanks for giving Disney ideas. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (s5Kql) Fuck Disney, I'm worried about Rule 34.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:02 PM (0mRoj)

356 336 The definition of what is beautiful changes over time, have you noticed? Kind of like hairstyles change. Think Joan Crawford's bouffant in the front. How do you get your hair to look like that? Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (AKXwP) Yes and no. Some things are timeless: http://tinyurl.com/y7xe4tub http://tinyurl.com/y8wlt6p6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 06:02 PM (ycWCI)

357 lol Insomniac.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (s5Kql)

358 Wow--that's incredible weather for this time of year at HH. Say hi to the beach for me and to Savannah and Charleston, if you go there. Posted by: Ladylibertarian --------------- Imagine HH with only two hundred residents. Because, that's the way I remember it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2017 10:39 PM (OdK9v) When I started going there in 1984 it wasn't too bad. Ten years later--whew!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (TdMsT)

359 I'm not reacting to the article. I am reacting to the people in here, who are talking about plus sized models as if they are Jabba the Hut in Leia's bikini. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62) --- ------ Nobody is doing that. Please. Just. Stop.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (X02AV)

360 Newhart fat slut sock off.
----------
Fuck you, pinhead!

Posted by: Mimi from [i]Drew Carey[/i] at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (nlbfN)

361 350 We hate Trump because he lied about are black presdent and now everything is screwed up !!!!! Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM (WmgTn) OK... since we are on the subject... Mary? Hot Liberal MILF? or overweight Nag? Votes?

Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

362 Some years ago, People Magazine had an issue with a young Kate Moss on the cover. It poo-pooed the idea of the rail thin Heroin-chic models of the day. As an alternative, a much more healthy alternative, they also had some pages dedicated to a model with a more healthy body....Anna Nicole Smith. Swing and miss People Magazine.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (3acYM)

363 342 I have yet to see the celebration, fetishization, and sexualization of fat men or dare I say stocky men. Why is this? ==== Patience, my man. We're still working on it.

Posted by: Pot-bellied Hipster at July 30, 2017 06:03 PM (10LGw)

364 Its almost as if the propaganda and message being sent is every woman deserves Chad They deserve Brad the crashmobile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 06:04 PM (IqV8l)

365 344 Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Don't do that in Vegas ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM ( Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:04 PM (hscyr)

366 365 344 Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Don't do that in Vegas ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM ( Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr) --- Doesn't sound like it.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:04 PM (s5Kql)

367 "If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten."--Rudyard Kipling

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 30, 2017 06:04 PM (Ndje9)

368 What men want in swimsuit models and what they want in real women is not quite the same. Different contexts and modes. Consider too that there are women pretty universally considered beautiful who don't fit the SI template. They'd reject Audrey Hepburn for being too flat-chested, even though her proportions are lovely. Christina Hendricks would be rejected too --- not long and lean enough. But really, why the hell does anyone care? Why do the SJWs have to butt in here? Above all, why does SI have to capitulate to the crybullies? You see what happens? They give in and have Ashley Graham as a model. She's very attractive IMO but doesn't fit the template. Okay. Fine. But the SJWs are never, ever satisfied. Now they want someone really obese. And then they'll demand more. You'll get trannies soon.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 06:05 PM (0jtPF)

369 Bring back Twiggy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 06:05 PM (IqV8l)

370 348 329
But quit trying to shove the chubby girls on everyone.



Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)


Watch this...here, hold my chubby girl.

Posted by: Bob at July 30, 2017 06:06 PM (n3hky)

371 You sound like my mom. Mom: "Oh she is a pretty girl" or "oh she is just darling." Me: "She's fat." Mom: "No she is just big boned."

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:06 PM (0wem/)

372 Standards of beauty do vary, but there are hard wired evolutonary standards that are the same and do not vary over time. Waist-hip ratio is one. Shapely ass? Reason for that. Nice hooters: reason for that. Blonde reason for that. Blondes (real ones, of course) are actually slightly more intelligent than the world wide average. Big ass? There's a type of fatty acid necessary for brain development that humans store preferentially in the ass. Big boobs even correlate with intelligence.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:06 PM (8O3HH)

373 There was an Aussie Film put out about 12 years ago or so about a killer who was a fat fetish guy who fed his women to make them huge because he found it sexy. A fetish. It was caked Feed. I can't remember the name, all I can remember are the tubes and the funnels and a fatty yelling "Feed Me." Sadly this is being pushed mainstream and into acceptance-land.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 06:06 PM (2qHjF)

374 Poor Bob... NSA must really be taking a toll on him.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:07 PM (s5Kql)

375 Watch this...here, hold my chubby girl. Posted by: Bob heheeheehee. tee hee hee hee. Good one "Put those girls down, BoB!"

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 06:07 PM (kdjwF)

376 349 Great. Thanks for giving Disney ideas. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:01 PM ( Have you seen Wall-E? I swear they got their inspiration from all the people too large to navigate the parks, manuevering about on their larks. Crushing toes at every turn.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:07 PM (hscyr)

377 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (0jtPF) This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 06:07 PM (ycWCI)

378 Jabba the Hutt in Leia's bikini?! Hmmmm.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 06:07 PM (e9G8E)

379 352 Has she tried a looped recording of the bath running or the sound of a vacuum cleaner? I'm dead serious, I've seen these work like a charm. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed
 
Might work, but I don't think mommy is gonna enjoy listening to it. I'm pretty sure that is a factor too. She has broad musical tastes, but not that broad.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2017 06:08 PM (6jaju)

380 >>Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. (types) (deletes) (brb)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 06:08 PM (rJUlF)

381 What men want in swimsuit models and what they want in real women is not quite the same. Different contexts and modes. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM ^ I'd say this. I think most guys understand models are not only a rare genetic thing, but that they have also been make-upped, lighted, camera-angled, and photoshopped to the moon. So, not exactly realistic.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 06:08 PM (q1+kD)

382 378 Jabba the Hutt in Leia's bikini?! Hmmmm.
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

I got this, too!

Posted by: Caterpillar D10 at July 30, 2017 06:08 PM (OlbyV)

383 lol bebe. Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:09 PM (s5Kql)

384 What men want in swimsuit models and what they want in real women is not quite the same.
Different contexts and modes.
Consider too that there are women pretty universally considered beautiful who don't fit the SI template. They'd reject Audrey Hepburn for being too flat-chested, even though her proportions are lovely. Christina Hendricks would be rejected too --- not long and lean enough.
But really, why the hell does anyone care? Why do the SJWs have to butt in here? Above all, why does SI have to capitulate to the crybullies?
You see what happens? They give in and have Ashley Graham as a model. She's very attractive IMO but doesn't fit the template. Okay. Fine. But the SJWs are never, ever satisfied. Now they want someone really obese. And then they'll demand more.
You'll get trannies soon.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (0jtPF)

Bolded because this is exactly correct and hopefully the last word.
[hint..hint...hint]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 06:09 PM (wYseH)

385 Panelists included Ashley Nicole Black... Christine Nangle... Hallie Haglund ---- Women comedy writers? Well, there's your problem right there! (Sure, there was Sally Rogers on the Dick Van Dyke Show, but that was fiction.)

Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2017 06:09 PM (CyjOk)

386 That D10 is busy tonight...

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (s5Kql)

387 Can someone post a definitive guide to women sizes? Dress, breast, etc. Preferably with pics. Thx.

Posted by: just wondering. [i] at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (mBYZv)

388 Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Excuse me while I charter a plane...now just where was it I'm going?

Posted by: JEM at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (TppKb)

389 366 365 344 Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Don't do that in Vegas ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM ( Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr) Doesn't sound like it. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM ( Well shit. What are we gonna do? I've been doing ankle strengthening work so that I can actually walk in those 5" platform pumps. Hmmm, crowd fund bail?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (hscyr)

390 I think most guys understand models are not only a rare genetic thing, but that they have also been make-upped, lighted, camera-angled, and photoshopped to the moon. So, not exactly realistic. Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (q1+kD) Whoa, what?...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (uHu0J)

391 There was an episode with Hal from Malcolm in the Middle fattening up Lois during pregnancy on purpose.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (nlbfN)

392 Dog In Car: I would try to anticipate that kind of thing, and quell any drama by running the air conditioning. They can't bitch about that can they? -------- When our unit first deployed to the Balkans, we had some downtime that was taken up playing video games. There was one trivia game called "You Don't Know Jack", I'm reasonably good at trivia. Maybe not Jeopardy! good, but I was called "Encyclopedia" in Kindergarden.. Well our LT was a pointer.. and me a buck sergeant... I'd totally smoke his ass.. not even close. Like 9,500 to 267 scores. After a few iterations of that he got kinda pissed, and swore I was cheating somehow. Fun as hell.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:10 PM (htrDF)

393 yeah, Bebe and SMFH, Wall-E made me think of the people in walmart on those shopping carts with seats. That movie was really good, I thought. Inspiring.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 06:11 PM (kdjwF)

394 Well, there is something pretty darn hot about a girl in lingerie and spit-shined jump boots wearing a boa made out of ammo and slinging a SAW. Don't do that in Vegas ok? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:00 PM ( Wait. So you DON'T have our bail money ready? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (hscyr) --- Doesn't sound like it. Posted by: SMFH at July Sisters, I have got a golf bag full of currency to bail ready to bail two Moronettes out for anything short of some combination of murder and treason. You will get out if even if I have to start my plus sized model agency; Chubbles - NY - Cleveland - Gary - Detroit - East St. Louis..

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:11 PM (0wem/)

395 Here's an FB pic of my fave cosplayer right now, Ivy Doomkitty. I understand others might disagree and that's fine, but *I* admit to finding her quite attractive. (Doesn't hurt that she doesn't mind wearing tights/stockings.) https://tinyurl.com/yd8whfph

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:11 PM (eMKNe)

396 >>>The chick in the photo is not a size 12. She is more like a size 26. According to her agency she is size 14-16. Ashley Graham is a 16. Of course, both are disgusting. Let's just be precise.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 30, 2017 06:11 PM (RrhD2)

397 Don't settle for substandard Girth Moving Equipment!

Posted by: Caterpillar D10 at July 30, 2017 06:11 PM (OlbyV)

398
I think most guys understand models are not only a rare genetic thing, but that they have also been make-upped, lighted, camera-angled, and photoshopped to the moon. So, not exactly realistic.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (q1+kD)

Exactly. Men aren't given enough credit for understanding the difference between fantasy and reality.

Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 06:12 PM (89VjS)

399 Looks that way, bebe. *sigh*

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:12 PM (s5Kql)

400 @368 Thank you. You very kindly gave me hope. Than 371 smashed them all away. You guys want to know why I am so keen on Frenchy? Why I want it to be him so bad? He's always thought I was pretty. He knew what I looked like, and it doesn't matter. He likes me anyway. My size, for better or worse, just doesn't affect him. He thinks I'm pretty. Now, if I lose him, it very well be my stubborn personality, I fully acknowledge that. But, he sees me the way I see me, and I reckon he is one of the very few who ever has. And now I'm crying.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 06:12 PM (smD62)

401 Yeah. I don't know what the dress sizes numbers mean either. Mind you, I'm not married.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 06:12 PM (nlbfN)

402 Big ass? There's a type of fatty acid necessary for brain development that humans store preferentially in the ass. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH) You were doing pretty well up until this point. I don't think the "brains in your ass" propaganda is gonna fly. Just stop at "shapely ass" and you're fine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 06:13 PM (rZ+mb)

403 In today's world, if you use a sweet young, blonde with blue-eyes girl in your advertisement, your sales are better.

Posted by: ALH at July 30, 2017 06:13 PM (AKXwP)

404 I'm not reacting to the article. I am reacting to the people in here, who are talking about plus sized models as if they are Jabba the Hut Lena Duhham in Leia's bikini. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (smD62) I mean, if yer gonna gross people out, why bother with half measures? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 06:13 PM (v5iqM)

405 Watch this...here, hold my chubby girl. Posted by: Bob Isn't that part of the most dangerous things said in the Army? Warrant Officer: Watch this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:13 PM (0wem/)

406 Via Instapundit: Will my baby granddaughter pay the price of my fight for equality? http://tinyurl.com/y8c886ps I'd say 'Ha-ha' but it is not that funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 06:13 PM (ycWCI)

407 Might work, but I don't think mommy is gonna enjoy listening to it. I'm pretty sure that is a factor too. She has broad musical tastes, but not that broad. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2017 11:08 PM (6jaju) I guess it all depends on how bad she really wants to sleep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:13 PM (0mRoj)

408 Found it! Feed (2005) trailer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XxibH-_kroY Night Horde! Sweet dreams and stay sexy!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 06:14 PM (2qHjF)

409 Well our LT was a pointer
Did you have to crack a window for him when you left him alone in a vehicle?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] #CNNisISIS at July 30, 2017 06:14 PM (nlbfN)

410 Hint - men like to look at the supermodels, but for most of us, it ain't realistic. The girl next door is hot because hey, this could happen. Every once in a while Playboy or somebody would have a photo shoot of some chick dressed up as an alien or some strange blue and silver makeup and weird clothes and purple hair and the rest of it. No no no... Mom would never approve

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:14 PM (htrDF)

411 Oh, sure. Like this life matters! (need 2 b home - long day w relations)

Posted by: mouthful wallflower at July 30, 2017 06:14 PM (hGZJP)

412 Sisters, I have got a golf bag full of currency to bail ready to bail two Moronettes out for anything short of some combination of murder and treason. You will get out if even if I have to start my plus sized model agency; Chubbles - NY - Cleveland - Gary - Detroit - East St. Louis.. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM (0wem/) --- About the murder part... Hypothetical, mind you. I accidentally run over a SJW... A couple of times.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:14 PM (s5Kql)

413 Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (89VjS) ------- Laughter. Does anyone remember it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 06:15 PM (PXj2C)

414 You see what happens? They give in and have Ashley Graham as a model. She's very attractive IMO but doesn't fit the template. Okay. Fine. But the SJWs are never, ever satisfied. Now they want someone really obese. And then they'll demand more. You'll get trannies soon. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 11:05 PM (0jtPF) With the all new bananakini

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:15 PM (0mRoj)

415 I have a cousin in Colorado who has a daughter, who just turned 24 (?) and has the blonde hair, petite body and incredible face. Oh, and her dad (her parents are still married) owns a popular local networking company. She will tell you herself, life has not been hard for her. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:15 PM (eMKNe)

416 ....aaannnnnddd, close tags for the save! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 06:16 PM (v5iqM)

417 394 Sisters, I have got a golf bag full of currency to bail ready to bail two Moronettes out for anything short of some combination of murder and treason. You will get out if even if I have to start my plus sized model agency; Chubbles - NY - Cleveland - Gary - Detroit - East St. Louis.. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:11 PM ( Treason? Us?!!! Maybe we need to wear GoPros & sell ppv for The ''Ettes Vegas Adventure @ GNAMM

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:16 PM (hscyr)

418 Yep, I should have said nice ass, not big ass. It's the difference between a boy butt and a nice ass.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:17 PM (8O3HH)

419 Tickled Pink - there is more than one guy out there who passed over a ton of marriageable gals over the years because they weren't perfect enough, for whatever reason. And he's probably pretty lonely at times.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:17 PM (htrDF)

420 She will tell you herself, life has not been hard for her. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)


But I bet the men have all been hard for her....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 06:17 PM (89VjS)

421 According to her agency she is size 14-16 I call bullshit on that, even with modern clothing size deflation. Unless she's four feet tall.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:17 PM (0mRoj)

422 About the murder part... Hypothetical, mind you. I accidentally run over a SJW... A couple of times. Posted by: SMFH at July SMFH, you are in Nevada, that is a public service. Worst that could happen is that you get a fine for not cleaning them off the street.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:17 PM (0wem/)

423 Does being proportionate include fat rolls?

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 06:18 PM (oRecc)

424 It's the difference between a boy butt and a nice ass. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH) There's a difference?

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 30, 2017 06:18 PM (ANIFC)

425 Joe F., she's getting married next year. :-) Will be driving out to Colorado with family to attend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:18 PM (eMKNe)

426 418 Yep, I should have said nice ass, not big ass. It's the difference between a boy butt and a nice ass. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH) Oh now I wouldn't say that.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 30, 2017 06:18 PM (0mRoj)

427 I don't know what the dress sizes numbers mean either. ==== I imagine there's been a bit of size inflation, over the years. Don't they also cheat the waist sizes on pants for vanity's sake? I think I saw an analysis of jean sizes, and all the brands were 2-3 inches bigger than marked.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 06:18 PM (10LGw)

428 Men aren't given enough credit for understanding the difference between fantasy and reality.

Posted by: Robert Plant at July 30, 2017 11:12 PM (89VjS)

Please go away. Your whole rationale is ridiculous.

Men are horrible boors who can never have thoughts independent of their libidos.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2017 06:19 PM (wYseH)

429 SMFH, you are in Nevada, that is a public service. Worst that could happen is that you get a fine for not cleaning them off the street. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:17 PM (0wem/) --- Ok. Cool.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:19 PM (s5Kql)

430 Treason? Us?!!! Maybe we need to wear GoPros & sell ppv for The ''Ettes Vegas Adventure @ GNAMM Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July That's the point Bebes, just don't collude with anyone, foreign or democrat, and we are all good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:19 PM (0wem/)

431 423 Does being proportionate include fat rolls? Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (oRecc) Are they symmetrical?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

432 425, good for her. All the best....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 06:19 PM (89VjS)

433 I might bring my GoPro Y5. There's no prob with that right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:20 PM (eMKNe)

434 Winona is a Size 4. Which is ideal.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 30, 2017 06:20 PM (RrhD2)

435 JoeF., thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:20 PM (eMKNe)

436 Treason? Us?!!! Maybe we need to wear GoPros & sell ppv for The ''Ettes Vegas Adventure @ GNAMM Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr) --- Yeah, about that... Some things are not meant for men's eyes...

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:20 PM (s5Kql)

437 Does being proportionate include fat rolls? Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:18 PM (oRecc) ======= Judges say.....no. Proportionate means a size 5 blown up to a size 11.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 06:20 PM (X02AV)

438 @419 what?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 06:21 PM (smD62)

439 229 @179 That's my personal point; EVERYTHING is for the 5'5 105lb female. The rest of us get called "Big". Guys are "big" it covers everything from ripped to round. Women get labeled "big" and you think of a knuckle-dragging-unibrow-think-ankled-Godzilla. Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 10:42 PM (MjzZN) Not really. Huge difference between Mama June and and the plus sized gal in the SI swimsuit. Back in college, I had a friend, she was considered plus sized, but man, she looked good in a bathing suit. Why? She wore one that was really flattering to her figure, not one that looked good on a size 4, but really bad on a size 12. It's like anything, someone out of shape that's a size 6 will look worse than an inshape size 12.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac asks "Who Hungry" at July 30, 2017 06:21 PM (1JnAL)

440 After a few iterations of that he got kinda pissed, and swore I was cheating somehow. Fun as hell.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:10 PM (htrDF)


Old friends of the family have told me that Dad, who tested out as a genius, was unbeatable in trivial pursuits, except for sports and entertainment.  So they fed him as many drinks as possible because that slowed down his button pushing speed. 

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2017 06:22 PM (mkDpn)

441 430 That's the point Bebes, just don't collude with anyone, foreign or democrat, and we are all good. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:19 PM ( But what if there are hot, shirtless Scots in kilts? Can we "collude" with them? Plleeeeaaassdeee?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:22 PM (hscyr)

442 I'm a green-eyed blonde who has been told I have nice this or that, and I've attracted many men, but I'll tell you, that hasn't assured my happiness, or luck in love and life. I've been married 3 times. and divorced three times. now it's as if my little light (this little light of mine, You know the song?) is a flashlight standing on its own beam.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 06:23 PM (kdjwF)

443 433 I might bring my GoPro Y5. There's no prob with that right? Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe) You really want to create evidence? Plus LVPD might mistake it for a weapon and shoot you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:23 PM (0mRoj)

444 What is the longest you can leave your dogs in the car on warm day? Probably about zero minutes in Portland this Thursday. High of 110°!

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2017 06:24 PM (OBJWS)

445 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702515418451968 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702612252348416 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702722180808704 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702813872574464 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891702921234173956

Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2017 06:24 PM (3i2nH)

446 Winona is a Size 4. Which is ideal. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (RrhD2) But she shoplifts size 2.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 06:24 PM (rZ+mb)

447 °

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:24 PM (eMKNe)

448 436 Yeah, about that... Some things are not meant for men's eyes... Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM ( This just got even more intriguing. So you're saying we can charge extra for an uncensored version?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:24 PM (hscyr)

449 Why can some people use symbols here and others (like me) can't?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:25 PM (eMKNe)

450 This whole business of filming everything all the time, everywhere..is disconcerting. One should always assume in public that is the case these days, I suppose - paranoid schizophrenics being ahead of the curve on that - but it's disconcerting. Life in a fishbowl I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:25 PM (htrDF)

451 If everyone is a model, no one is a model.

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 06:25 PM (oRecc)

452 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703006185619460 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703089811652610 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703192500699137 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703284129550336 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/891703397975511040

Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2017 06:26 PM (3i2nH)

453 Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (3i2nH) Now this man gets it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:26 PM (0mRoj)

454 ° neener neener

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:26 PM (htrDF)

455 How about "phat" ass? That's some kind of bro speak for a nice ass that's different from fat ass, not?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:26 PM (8O3HH)

456 Common, neener back. All I get is a diamond question mark. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 06:26 PM (eMKNe)

457 Javascript...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 06:27 PM (e9G8E)

458 @368 Margarita DeVille, I believe you have hit the nail on the head! Just like this topic got hot, it brought up a lot of debate that really distracted everyone. Why? Because it hit a nerve, that people (women) are sidelined for not being "perfect". Ugh! I took the bait-boo on me. No, not interested in the pussy-hat-vajayjay-costume sh*t at all. No participation trophy today.

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 06:27 PM (MjzZN)

459 442, I hear you.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 06:28 PM (89VjS)

460 *points and laughs at Portland*

Posted by: Texas at July 30, 2017 06:28 PM (s5Kql)

461 It stands to reason if giant fat fake asses are all the rage that fatty models would need to be a thing.

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 06:28 PM (oRecc)

462 @442 booknlass-Well hello there, if you're looking for another future ex husband I'm available!

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2017 06:28 PM (0XvG0)

463 well, I am about ready to call it a night

let's take a vote: presuming they were both the same age as the younger one, who would you rather see in a bikini, Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton?

And from what I've seen of her, Loretta Lynch makes Debbie Wasserman Test look svelte.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 30, 2017 06:29 PM (ILitO)

464 This just got even more intriguing. So you're saying we can charge extra for an uncensored version? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr) --- *nods* A lot more.

Posted by: Texas at July 30, 2017 06:29 PM (s5Kql)

465 453 Posted by: kbdabear at July 30, 2017 11:24 PM (3i2nH) Now this man gets it. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj) He's a National Treasure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2017 06:30 PM (ycWCI)

466 455--No. The brothas like seriously big butts. That song was true. The black guys I know chase the biggest asses, no lie.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 06:30 PM (89VjS)

467 Google Tess Holliday. She's a model. Proportionate?

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 06:31 PM (oRecc)

468 461 It stands to reason if giant fat fake asses are all the rage that fatty models would need to be a thing. Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:28 PM (oRecc) --- I damn near bust a gut laughing whenever I read a story about some imbecile who wants a KK ass, but goes the Lowe's route due to lack of fundage and injects silicone in his/her/its butt.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:31 PM (s5Kql)

469 Testing

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 06:32 PM (X02AV)

470 Joe F., thanks for hearing me. and JROD, lol, NO not looking for another ex. thank you tho.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 06:32 PM (kdjwF)

471 While extraordinary women are indeed fun to look at, many (some?) can be remarably shallow, and stupid, because they can afford to be. They tend to trouble, expensive, and high maintenance. Not to mention useless in any practical sense, again because "they don't need to be". I guess. I don't mean any disrespect. But even with Kate Upton, some poor bastard is sick of her shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:32 PM (htrDF)

472 Yeah~ that plus size garbage? I have had enough of that sh*t ~ you know there used to be a few bigger models who well well proportioned and look nice ( what we used to call "statuesque) and these obese women we see nowadays are NOT that. I Just can't. And they are everywhere now, on buses, ion the subway and frikking TV ~ a celebration of morbid obesity as if that is something to be celebrated ( by the same leftards who preach against sugar in soda on one hand ~ then turn around and put Ms. Tubby, Tubby Hindenburg on the side of a bus 8 feet tall and say we are "fat shaming" if we find it disgusting). Wtf. Really?! Oh and btw ~ I find the ridiculously skinny "heroin chic" look ( they actually called it that!) with women looking like concentration camp victims also disgusting. You know ~ somewhere between Olyve Oyl and Mamma Cass there have to be some normal, healthy, well proportioned , in shape models who are sexy ~ dontchathink? Hey Madison frikking Avenue, Hollywood ~ are you listening? Stop putting the fatties on advertising ~ JUST STOP.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 30, 2017 06:32 PM (UOr6C)

473 Google Tess Holliday. She's a model. Proportionate?

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:31 PM (oRecc)


She should really lose some weight.

For her health.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 06:33 PM (89VjS)

474 Tess Holliday looks like a shaved Trigglypuff...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 06:34 PM (e9G8E)

475 I'm a certified ass man no question about it, but those big KardASShian butts are disgusting. I liked a toned shapely pert thing, but not that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:34 PM (8O3HH)

476 Well. Looks like a borning free-fire zone in tonight's ONT...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 06:35 PM (66CWr)

477 If it weren't for anime, we'd never know the answer to the question "What does a centaur's vajayjay look like?"

Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 06:36 PM (vBeA5)

478 476 Well. Looks like a borning free-fire zone in tonight's ONT... Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:35 PM (66CWr) --- Boring? Boning?

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:36 PM (s5Kql)

479 See "sexyassoftheday.com". Dat what I like. Warning a few of those may be NSFW.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:36 PM (8O3HH)

480 477 If it weren't for anime, we'd never know the answer to the question "What does a centaur's vajayjay look like?" Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (vBeA5) ------- Wait. I thought centaurs were dudes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 06:37 PM (PXj2C)

481 Everyone likes to talk about Kate Moss and that heroin chic that's --thankfully--no longer in vogue.  But Kate Moss had a very beautiful face.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 06:37 PM (89VjS)

482 There is nothing more attractive than a self assured woman with tact and intelligence and that special girliness that of course only women have. Physical attributes help, but not for a lasting relationship... there's more to it than that. Men tend towards depression without women. They tend towards depression with women.. but.. Just spinning our wheels without 'em.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:38 PM (htrDF)

483 She should really lose some weight.For her health. Posted by: JoeF. at July 30, 2017 11:33 PM (89VjS) No kidding. She's 5'3", 280.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:38 PM (0mRoj)

484 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics See? kdbear knows.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2017 06:38 PM (OBJWS)

485 Boring? Boning? Posted by: SMFH If the boning is boring, someone is doing it wrong.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 06:38 PM (66CWr)

486 I'm a green-eyed blonde who has been told I have nice this or that, and I've attracted many men, but I'll tell you, that hasn't assured my happiness, or luck in love and life. I've been married 3 times. and divorced three times. now it's as if my little light (this little light of mine, You know the song?) is a flashlight standing on its own beam. Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:23 PM Sorry, booknlass... I hope that if you go for one more try, you find someone who appreciates you!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 06:39 PM (q1+kD)

487 477 If it weren't for anime, we'd never know the answer to the question "What does a centaur's vajayjay look like?" Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM ( uh...ok. I'd guess it looks like horse hoo hoo. Gushka or Ben Had could probably hook you up with pics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:39 PM (hscyr)

488 482 There is nothing more attractive than a self assured woman with tact and intelligence and that special girliness that of course only women have. Physical attributes help, but not for a lasting relationship... there's more to it than that. Men tend towards depression without women. They tend towards depression with women.. but.. Just spinning our wheels without 'em. Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (htrDF) --- Men. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:39 PM (s5Kql)

489 If the boning is boring, someone is doing it wrong. Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:38 PM (66CWr) And if it's burning, Valtrex may be in your future.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:40 PM (0mRoj)

490 Am I the only one who dislikes nifty new phrases like "virtue signaling?" It's like a handshake. I never thought it needed any improvement either.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2017 06:40 PM (9ylXF)

491 But but but Tess is a body positive advocate. I'm positive her butt is huge.

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 06:40 PM (oRecc)

492 I damn near bust a gut laughing whenever I read a story about some imbecile who wants a KK ass, but goes the Lowe's route due to lack of fundage and injects silicone in his/her/its butt. I SAWED THIS BUTT IN HALF!!!

Posted by: Flex Tape at July 30, 2017 06:40 PM (IqV8l)

493 Can't live with them, can't live without them. Posted by: SMFH Why, it's almost as if we were meant to at least try. I never did, and suffer for it to this day.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 06:41 PM (66CWr)

494 491 But but but Tess is a body positive advocate. I'm positive her butt is huge. Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (oRecc) I'm positive she needs to lose about 160 pounds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 06:41 PM (0mRoj)

495 You know ~ somewhere between Olyve Oyl and Mamma Cass there have to be some normal, healthy, well proportioned , in shape models who are sexy ~ dontchathink? Hey Madison frikking Avenue, Hollywood ~ are you listening? Stop putting the fatties on advertising ~ JUST STOP. ---------- Tsk tsk.A little voluntary mandatory optional required anger management training would do you some good! hint: anything that pisses off normal people - they aren't going to stop. It's a full time hobby

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (htrDF)

496 I don't think we thank kbdabear enough for his nightly contributions.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (8O3HH)

497 490 Am I the only one who dislikes nifty new phrases like "virtue signaling?" It's like a handshake. I never thought it needed any improvement either. ---------- Umm, okay. Rivvid!

Posted by: Gabby Olson at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (PXj2C)

498 If it weren't for anime, we'd never know the answer to the question "What does a centaur's vajayjay look like?" Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM (vBeA5) ------- Wait. I thought centaurs were dudes. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 11:37 PM (PXj2C) Well, not chick centaurs I guess. If it weren't for anime, we'd never know the answer to the question "What does a centaur's vajayjay look like?" Posted by: The Inquiring Hat at July 30, 2017 11:36 PM ( uh...ok. I'd guess it looks like horse hoo hoo. Gushka or Ben Had could probably hook you up with pics. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM (hscyr) According to the show, it's more human like...

Posted by: The Answering Hat at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (vBeA5)

499 Men. Can't live with them, can't live without them. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM Women seem to get along fine without this particular one. XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (q1+kD)

500 I damn near bust a gut laughing whenever I read a story about some imbecile who wants a KK ass, but goes the Lowe's route due to lack of fundage and injects silicone in his/her/its butt. Posted by: SMFH at July 30 Some guys in Miami injected quickcrete into their asses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (0wem/)

501 493 Can't live with them, can't live without them. Posted by: SMFH Why, it's almost as if we were meant to at least try. I never did, and suffer for it to this day. Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:41 PM (66CWr) You're still breathing. Get cracking.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (hscyr)

502 Kate Upton is too chubby for my taste... yeah--- no

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 30, 2017 06:42 PM (CL76w)

503 injecting quickcrete into someone's ass give a whole new meaning to the"she's a brick house" song.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:44 PM (0wem/)

504 It's like a handshake. I never thought it needed any improvement either. Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2017 11:40 PM (9ylXF) Since you mentioned it ... that fist bump stuff is fucking retarded. Knuckles were not meant to be bashed into each other as a greeting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 06:44 PM (rZ+mb)

505 Isn't that weird ass guy who is trying to look like a ken doll a model as well? He wears such horrible clothes.

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2017 06:44 PM (oRecc)

506 Google Tess Holliday. She's a model. Proportionate? Posted by: NCKate Now that was mean! Proportionate in the r^3 sense.

Posted by: just wondering. [i] at July 30, 2017 06:45 PM (mBYZv)

507 503 injecting quickcrete into someone's ass give a whole new meaning to the"she's a brick house" song. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:44 PM (0wem/) Snort. Call the big bad wolf to blow her ass down?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:45 PM (hscyr)

508 Since you mentioned it ... that fist bump stuff is fucking retarded. Knuckles were not meant to be bashed into each other as a greeting. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair How about the jive type handshake that takes fifteen minutes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

509 502 Kate Upton is too chubby for my taste... -------- When she turns up pounding on your door drunk at 2 a.m., call me. I was made to solve this problem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 06:45 PM (PXj2C)

510 What was that, I think it was posted on a thread a few months or so back, about some idiot dudes injecting shit into their arms to make it look like they had YUGE muscles.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 06:45 PM (8O3HH)

511 You're still breathing. Get cracking. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy I'm a wreck on so many levels it ain't funny. Until I can get some of my act together, it's probably best I not inflict myself on some lady who deserves better.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 06:46 PM (66CWr)

512 Am I the only one who dislikes nifty new phrases like "virtue signaling?" ==== I actually like that one... The thing it's describing is *everywhere* and I'm not sure what else to call that particular flavor of smug, politically progressive sanctimony.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 06:47 PM (10LGw)

513 Snort. Call the big bad wolf to blow her ass down? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:47 PM (0wem/)

514 How about the jive type handshake that takes fifteen minutes? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 11:45 PM (IqV8l) I haven't seen one of those in 40 years. Do people still do them? Outside of the movies, I mean.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 06:47 PM (rZ+mb)

515 no problem w/the average plus size models - but the ones who are morbidly obese are a public health hazard. Yes, some women are that big but it should not be encouraged or glamorized.

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2017 06:47 PM (eO2Z0)

516 It's tough to say, had I married young - it would have ended badly, I suspect, maybe not. The odds weren't in my favor. And I wasn't mature enough, that's for sure. Later on in life playing the field was fun, but eventually found that everybody was married, or divorced with 5 kids. That's a tough road to hoe. Drugs, divorce, alcoholism... Kids sneering "You're not my dad!!" eh, no thanks.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:48 PM (htrDF)

517 I'm a wreck on so many levels it ain't funny. Until I can get some of my act together, it's probably best I not inflict myself on some lady who deserves better. Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 11:46 PM Just keep plugging away at it, you'll get there! Good luck!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 06:48 PM (q1+kD)

518 thanks Erik, I would rather be loved than alone, of course. I wish a great love for you, too.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 06:48 PM (kdjwF)

519 Why is this plus sized thing even a thing? Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:49 PM (0wem/)

520 Do I want to read the preceding comments?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 06:49 PM (577OG)

521 Feminist column in response to Plus Sized article. Notice how it's all about the women being allowed to be undisciplined fatties who are expected to be accepted and get teh D from attractive men.... Kinda like trannies and teh gheys shaming men to fuck them to prove they are not racist, bigot, homophobes. http://thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/205973/ anti_plus_size_article

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 06:49 PM (2qHjF)

522 237 about trivia and games, I put together a game night for our extended family, cousins etc. when the kids were young. My brother and my oldest daughter always won trivial pursuit, although if they weren't around, I would win... Later, the daughter amused herself and others around Oak Park and the City attending and putting together trivia nights at local bars. Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 10:43 PM (kdjwF) My family (Mr. Gem, Little Gems and in-laws) do one trivia night every year and we've won first place the last three out of four years - came in second once. Last time they stationed a spotter right next to our table, thinking we were cheating. We won, anyway. We win because we all have our weird strengths. One year there was a question and my son was the only person in the hall (with 25 tables seating ten) who knew the correct answer.

Posted by: Gem at July 30, 2017 06:50 PM (uaHyk)

523 No one is talking about glorifying obesity. But, you would be insane to compare a plus sized model to someone obese. There is a huge jump between a proportional size 14 and obese. Posted by: Tickled Pink Sorry, I went away for awhile. Yes, there's a big difference between plus size models and obese people, but I see the push for plus size models as part of the "fat shaming" whining. I think where the annoyance comes in is with people trying to shame men who admit they aren't attracted to overweight women. It's the political correctness aspect that "some people", not you, push. And the women complaining about "fat shaming" often downplay the health aspects of weight gain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2017 06:50 PM (+lVUW)

524 Thanks, booknlass! I hope you find it!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 06:50 PM (q1+kD)

525 Drudge has a headline up: FOOD FROM ELECTRICITY, SPARK CREATES PROTEIN Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 06:51 PM (0wem/)

526 Do I want to read the preceding comments? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (577OG) Depends. Are you interested in learning about centaur vajayjay?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 30, 2017 06:51 PM (vBeA5)

527 Kallisto that's true. As it was said unthread this is the 'next-big-thing" to hijack everyone's feelings. It's the current "participation trophy". I got sucked into it because of my own size(tall-curves) issues and it's a b*tch to find clothes that fit nicely.

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 06:52 PM (MjzZN)

528 525 Drudge has a headline up: FOOD FROM ELECTRICITY, SPARK CREATES PROTEIN Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/) --- I'm so going to hell for laughing.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:52 PM (s5Kql)

529 Centaur what???

What the Xanth?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 06:53 PM (577OG)

530 Author of the article on SI models is a faggot. How can I tell? He thinks Ashley Graham is too big.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at July 30, 2017 06:53 PM (H8WVB)

531 Drudge has a headline up: FOOD FROM ELECTRICITY, SPARK CREATES PROTEIN Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 30, 2017 06:53 PM (vBeA5)

532 519 Why is this plus sized thing even a thing? Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM ( In all honesty? They're a sizable chunk of the female population, so retailers are after that market. And they widen the price/cost margin quite a bit on those goods

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 06:53 PM (hscyr)

533 520 Do I want to read the preceding comments? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:49 PM (577OG) -------- That would break with AoSHQ convention.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2017 06:53 PM (PXj2C)

534 I actually like that one... The thing it's describing is *everywhere* and I'm not sure what else to call that particular flavor of smug, politically progressive sanctimony. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 30, 2017 11:47 PM (10LGw) I think we used to just call the people "holier-than-thou douchebags". Some stuff with "self-righteous" thrown in, too. And "smug sanctimony" seems to work well.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 06:53 PM (rZ+mb)

535 Late-Night Writers Talk Trump: 'I Don't Want This Job' *** Someone should ask one of them if maybe they should try comedy at some point instead of playing at being a writer for Pravda.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 06:54 PM (aZq03)

536 remember when Chicago was one of the greatest rock bands? here's I'm a Man by Chicago Transit Authority in 1968 https://tinyurl.com/q2k3cqc Terry Kath reminds me of Mike Ditka in a way, only with a guitar

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 06:54 PM (kdjwF)

537 Centaur what??? What the Xanth? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 11:53 PM (577OG) http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9cso796

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 30, 2017 06:54 PM (vBeA5)

538 Hey hey Chowzilla has got to go!

Oh no there goes Tokyo!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 06:54 PM (577OG)

539 The university types will presage what they have in mind for us deplorables. My auntie was a university professor, and in the early 70s androgenous "unisex" clothes was a thing. At least in DeKalb, Ill. They were into gender bending the culture then. And one if her acquantances was a little on the creepy side, us kids weren't left alone with him now that I think about it. When I was at a University some of the profs were talking about homosexual marriage. Well before it was mainstreamed or forced on everyone. Made no sense then, makes no sense now. So keep a jaundiced eye on the universities, they are the proving grounds before going live.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:55 PM (htrDF)

540 I can tell the Japanese Hat's link is "Godzilla" without even clicking it...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 06:55 PM (e9G8E)

541 Chowzilla!

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:55 PM (s5Kql)

542 99 ... "I think they have been a substantial influence on my kids' wacky sense of humor. Those, and Calvin and Hobbes." Calvin and Hobbes was the best. I have several of the collections and LMAO every time. Clever, creative, and genuinely funny. The only strip that is as good is Dilbert.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2017 06:56 PM (V+03K)

543 Drudge has a headline up: FOOD FROM ELECTRICITY, SPARK CREATES PROTEIN Well that is just great, now we are going to have plus size models ripping down power lined and chewing on them. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/) LOL. I'm still laughing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 06:56 PM (rZ+mb)

544 "Attractiveness" in a woman, to no small number of men, can quite often be reduced in scope to their willingness to say "yes". Plus, that same great number of men tend to have a rather flexible set of standards, with variables based on how many hours left till closing time, how far out of town they are, and the odds of being seen with that night's "conquest". Those are called a "Doofer", as in: "...she'll doofer t'nite." An entirely different category than the "brag to the boys", or of the even higher criteria "take home to Mom", subsets. That old song "Went home with a Ten and woke up with a Two", didn't just materialize out of the ether to whoever wrote it. What tonight's argument seems to be though, is the "models" in SJW vogue these days, are twos n' threes, demanding to be regarded as eights and nines. Aint. Gonna. Happen. And no, I've never been able to drink that much beer, either. (plus, they just don't make rooms *that* dark, y'know.) I've known plenty of fives n' sixes, that are really, some of the most lovely women on the planet. Beautiful souls and sharp, conservative minds, rate at least +1.5 bonus on the ten-scale, y'know. Conversely, I've known leftie chicks who would nominally be 6s, 7s or 8s, who'd not rate a 3 with me, 'cause of their SJW, man-hating, evil commie hearts and minds. And I have no idea how the 'ettes rate us Morons, as to all that. Me, I'm just grateful that the 'ettes deign to hang with us here in the ONT. 'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 06:56 PM (v5iqM)

545 528---I'm so going to hell for laughing. Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 11:52 PM (s5Kql) ---------------------- Yep. I'm on my way too! (We shouldn't encourage him, y'no.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 06:57 PM (0jtPF)

546 And I have no idea how the 'ettes rate us Morons, as to all that. Me, I'm just grateful that the 'ettes deign to hang with us here in the ONT. 'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM (v5iqM) --- Awwww!

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 06:57 PM (s5Kql)

547 Everybody Needs To Stop The 'Plus-Sized Models Are Awesome' Garbage *** This is the feminist wing of the left calling in some chips. Feminists seem to believe they being bitchy, overweight, and overly degree-ed should get them their own alpha male and it isn't play out like that... Women want successful men, men want pretty women. That isn't the complete story, but it covers the basics. Consider to that the "Pick Up Artist" stick is, essentially, pretending to be more successful then you are, and women have for as long as can be remembered taken steps to try and make themselves prettier...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 06:57 PM (aZq03)

548 My auntie was a university professor, and in the early 70s androgenous "unisex" clothes was a thing. They liked to dress like the followers of Chairman Mao.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

549 Seems to me Charlie was operating without a license, was the only issue, then.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 06:59 PM (htrDF)

550 I've known plenty of fives n' sixes, that are really, some of the most lovely women on the planet. Beautiful souls and sharp, conservative minds, rate at least +1.5 bonus on the ten-scale, y'know. Conversely, I've known leftie chicks who would nominally be 6s, 7s or 8s, who'd not rate a 3 with me, 'cause of their SJW, man-hating, evil commie hearts and minds. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM Agree 100%. Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 06:59 PM (q1+kD)

551 Oh, on an unrelated note, why is the hell is pride now synonymous with homosexual? It is ubiquitous. Have sex with whoever, and however, you want at home, but why should you have any more pride in the likes of what goes down at Obama's favorite club Man's Country then say a foot fetishist or someone who likes to have sex with a toaster?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 07:00 PM (aZq03)

552 In all honesty? They're a sizable chunk of the female population, so retailers are after that market. And they widen the price/cost margin quite a bit on those goods Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July Oh, I understand that. Not like I go around calling people names and picking on their faults. My objection is being gang fed the party line. Have been "lean molested" by a couple of chubby girls on the subway. Subway went into a curve hard and threw em up against me. They decided they were comfortable and would just keep leaning on me until the next stop. They were leaning on me long enough that I was starting to feel like I was being rude for not copping a polite feel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:00 PM (0wem/)

553 Kate Upton is too chubby for my taste... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E) With a little muscle, and some toned thighs, the possibilities could be endless.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 30, 2017 07:00 PM (lIZQs)

554 Toaster fucking... It is a thing.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:01 PM (s5Kql)

555 Watched a movie on Amazon Prime today, The Assignment. Movie is meh, but if you are interested in Michelle Rodriguez full frontal, it has that.

Posted by: blaster at July 30, 2017 07:01 PM (tewYv)

556 536 remember when Chicago was one of the greatest rock bands? here's I'm a Man by Chicago Transit Authority in 1968 https://tinyurl.com/q2k3cqc Terry Kath reminds me of Mike Ditka in a way, only with a guitar Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 11:54 PM (kdjwF) thus proving, that the Man problems started a LONGGGGGG time ago...

Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 30, 2017 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

557 544---Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM (v5iqM) ------------------------- In the immortal words of Bobby Bare: "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (0jtPF)

558 Pride used to be something you exhibited after some accomplishment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

559 Agree 100%. Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness. It does, but there's no personality that can make up for being 200 pounds overweight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (0mRoj)

560 My auntie was a university professor, and in the early 70s androgenous "unisex" clothes was a thing. *** I can always tell when I am by the HR department at one of my clients...the women, and they are all women, are all wearing the shortest skirts and most cleavage revealing clothes. Not that I mind, of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (aZq03)

561 Oh, on an unrelated note, why is the hell is pride now synonymous with homosexual? It is ubiquitous. Posted by: 18-1 at July 31 It's because they are FIERCE, like lions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (0wem/)

562 The first few years of Doonesbury were great. They could be absolutely hilarious, sometimes gently humorous, occasionally touching and poignant. Then Garry Trudeau 'evolved' or something and it just became hateful. Too bad.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (V+03K)

563 Since you mentioned it ... that fist bump stuff is fucking retarded. Knuckles were not meant to be bashed into each other as a greeting. ____________________ Thank you... virtue signaling = grandstanding suck up Which one do you think the offender most despises? Yup...easy answer. So that's the one you want to use. Hell, most of these jackasses would think virtue signaling is something to be proud of. It's less easy to be proud of being a grandstanding suck up.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2017 07:02 PM (I4kmY)

564 Toaster fucking...
It is a thing.


Earth woman with Brooklyn accent, "but what if I come home one day to find you screwing the toaster?"
- Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 07:03 PM (577OG)

565 The waist to hip Ratio is .7, which is associated with peak health and fertility. Kate Upton is not a .7 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Female_body_shape#Dimensions

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 07:03 PM (2qHjF)

566 Earth woman with Brooklyn accent, "but what if I come home one day to find you screwing the toaster?" - Heavy Metal. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 12:03 AM (577OG) "Oh, I forgot. Are you circumcised?"

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (0mRoj)

567 Winter is coming . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (6FqZa)

568 Conversely, I've known leftie chicks who would nominally be 6s, 7s or 8s, who'd not rate a 3 with me, 'cause of their SJW, man-hating, evil commie hearts and minds. *** Is it possible for a lefty to go more then 5 minutes without saying something political (and stupid)? I swear I can be talking about *anything* and if it is a lefty it will be about Trump or gorbull warmination within 5 minutes...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (aZq03)

569 Conversely, I've known leftie chicks who would nominally be 6s, 7s or 8s, who'd not rate a 3 with me, 'cause of their SJW, man-hating, evil commie hearts and minds. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM Agree 100%. Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness. Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 30, 2017 11:59 PM (q1+kD) But being a guy who stays in shape himself??? I won't bed a Woman who is not at least TRYING to stay in shape... But then, that is actually part of personality too... isn't it?

Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (NgKpN)

570 567 Winter is coming . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (6FqZa) That explains all the white stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (0mRoj)

571 thus proving, that the Man problems started a LONGGGGGG time ago... Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... what do you mean, please?

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (kdjwF)

572 Earth woman with Brooklyn accent, "but what if I come home one day to find you screwing the toaster?" - Heavy Metal. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2017 12:03 AM (577OG) --- Love that movie, but she was screwing a robot... Valid concern.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:04 PM (s5Kql)

573 Truth, a good personality and at least slightly lively intellect can add a good 2 or 3 points. Can put an average body ahead of a theoretically hotter one, especially if the competition has serious deficits in those areas.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2017 07:05 PM (66CWr)

574 Have been "lean molested" by a couple of chubby girls on the subway. Subway went into a curve hard and threw em up against me. They decided they were comfortable and would just keep leaning on me until the next stop. They were leaning on me long enough that I was starting to feel like I was being rude for not copping a polite feel. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM ( --- Obviously they thought you felt "delicious"

Posted by: Cheribebe at July 30, 2017 07:06 PM (MjzZN)

575 And the robot at the time was tinkering with his attachments...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 30, 2017 07:06 PM (577OG)

576 It's because they are FIERCE, like lions. *** The last fierce, like a lion, homosexual I am aware helped sweep Hitler into power. Before Hitler double crossed him, of course. The modern gay movement isn't very...manly.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 07:06 PM (aZq03)

577 Interesting points, James and I agree. Part of it has to do with theories of what beauty is amongst the pseudo-intellectuals. Their argument is that beauty is a social construct, and this amenable to their meddling. I guess, something along those lines.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 07:06 PM (htrDF)

578 Obviously they thought you felt "delicious" Posted by: Cheribebe at July heh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:06 PM (0wem/)

579 hehehe Anna

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:06 PM (s5Kql)

580 571 thus proving, that the Man problems started a LONGGGGGG time ago... Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... what do you mean, please? Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM (kdjwF) Pretty simple.... Feminists and the left want Men and Women to be equal... But for Men to still be expendable... been going on since the 60's... just worse today.

Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 30, 2017 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

581 >>>'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Seconded!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 07:07 PM (rJUlF)

582 I wonder if the brainiacs behind the food-from-electricity stunt have a solution for the chirality problem with amino acids and glucose, etc.?

I think if one just tries to make food in vitro, he ends up with 50% of his "harvest" being inedible stereoisomers...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 07:07 PM (e9G8E)

583 Their argument is that beauty is a social construct, and this amenable to their meddling. I guess, something along those lines. *** I think they got started down that road because fashion is a social construct...but fashion isn't the same as beauty...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 07:08 PM (aZq03)

584 I read the link that sparked the plus size model convo. I'm sorry, Tabra or whatever has a pretty enough face, but if her job is to sell bathing suits she's failing miserably, because I have to avert my eyes from the massive cellulite. But so is the first "attractive" model - also known as scrawny meth whore. And what the fuck is that crater thing where her belly button should be? Ewww.

Posted by: Gem at July 30, 2017 07:08 PM (uaHyk)

585 577 Interesting points, James and I agree. Part of it has to do with theories of what beauty is amongst the pseudo-intellectuals. Their argument is that beauty is a social construct, and this amenable to their meddling. I guess, something along those lines. Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (htrDF) But these are the same loons who ways the Sex itself is a social construct.... sooooo.....

Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming...the impossible dream at July 30, 2017 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

586 552 They decided they were comfortable and would just keep leaning on me until the next stop. They were leaning on me long enough that I was starting to feel like I was being rude for not copping a polite feel. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:00 AM ( Thats a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario for sure.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:08 PM (hscyr)

587 btw, I lol'ed a lot at tonight's GoT. Cersei made a deal with the big foreign bank because she's the one who promised to pay them. Oh and she was drinking. They forgot to dress her in a pantsuit though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 07:09 PM (6FqZa)

588 " Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness." There's a line from a Robert Heinlein story that goes "He wouldn't sleep with Helen of Troy if he didn't like her attitude." I always liked that sentiment.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2017 07:09 PM (V+03K)

589 Well dang it. All this fat talk is making me hungry for tacos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

590 Because politics is their "religion" worship of the state. They have saints and sinners, apoststes, sin and redemption, even indulgences (taxes) and of course, the devil (Republicans) It all fits.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 07:10 PM (htrDF)

591 Thats a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario for sure. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:08 AM (hscyr) --- LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:10 PM (s5Kql)

592 But then, that is actually part of personality too... isn't it? Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM I'd say so. If not "staying in shape" in terms of lots of working out, then at least paying attention to their appearance. (And not looking like a Feminazi...)

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:10 PM (q1+kD)

593 576 It's because they are FIERCE, like lions. *** The last fierce, like a lion, homosexual I am aware helped sweep Hitler into power. Before Hitler double crossed him, of course. The modern gay movement isn't very...manly. Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2017 12:06 AM (aZq03) Its a girl Lion....

Posted by: Walter.... getting ready to draw a cartoon at July 30, 2017 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

594 Truth, a good personality and at least slightly lively intellect can add a good 2 or 3 points. Can put an average body ahead of a theoretically hotter one, especially if the competition has serious deficits in those areas. Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 31, 2017 12:05 AM Yep.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:12 PM (q1+kD)

595 I must admit, I have a crush on film of Terry Kath. how impossible. Yes, in reply, Don Quixote, the war between the sexes has been going on a long long time, and we're all losing, IMO.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 07:12 PM (kdjwF)

596 Helen was a t.h.o.a.t. (that ho' over @troy)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2017 07:13 PM (6FqZa)

597 That's one reason I've stayed away from relationships, I live in a conservative state but a liberal, or at least largely democrat town. Many of the women are just batshit crazy, and meth took a toll of a lot of them too. University gals are mostly looney tune, if somewhat functional. So... empty bed, but at least it's quiet.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 07:13 PM (htrDF)

598 Its a girl Lion.... Posted by: Walter.... getting ready to draw a cartoon at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM Named Jasmine? (great movie)

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:13 PM (q1+kD)

599 592 But then, that is actually part of personality too... isn't it? Posted by: Don Quixote.... dreaming... at July 31, 2017 12:04 AM I'd say so. If not "staying in shape" in terms of lots of working out, then at least paying attention to their appearance. (And not looking like a Feminazi...) Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:10 AM (q1+kD) Yup.... I'm 58 and single... and the Ladies I go out with ... the ones that I'm attracted to... Are the ones who don't really have a great face? but a smoking body.... Why? Really pretty women who have been pretty all their life, come with an attitude... that those who have to WORK for their looks, do not... Even back in High School... I date the Gymnasts... not the Cheer Leaders...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 30, 2017 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

600 Many of the women are just batshit crazy *** Only many? Hehe

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2017 07:14 PM (aZq03)

601 Agree 100%. Personality/character matters and has a big effect on attractiveness. It does, but there's no personality that can make up for being 200 pounds overweight. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:02 AM (0mRoj) For initial attraction, agreed. That said though, I've known dozens of men whose wives had ballooned up thusly, mostly due to medical woes, who've stayed with 'em through thick n' (not so) thin. *pun intended* That's what love and commitment is all about. BUT, when Blimpette thinks she's gonna wiggle her 425 lb. rolls at some guy with "come hither" hopes and intentions, she ought not be surprised at realizing quite the opposite effect. Myself, I have a very open range as to "attractiveness". Mostly as defined by "not ugly". Makes ME a friendlier person, which is a plus. 'Cause I don't have a very friendly, smiley face, most of the time. Not a scowl, but it's a damn shame I don't care to play poker. Cause I can out-stoic most of 'em. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 07:15 PM (v5iqM)

602 Jim thanks for saying I'm 29 and sexy-as-hell. i like hearing it! maybe one of the reasons i come back here so often

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 07:15 PM (kdjwF)

603 And I have no idea how the 'ettes rate us Morons, as to all that. Me, I'm just grateful that the 'ettes deign to hang with us here in the ONT. 'Cause all the 'ettes are lovely 29, and sexy as hell. Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 11:56 PM That's so sweet, Jim. I think of all the 'Rons as 39, hairy, and smelling of Goop hand cleaner. Possibly wearing Carhartt coats and Redwing boots, unless they're trannies, in which case Timberlands. And now I'm off to sleep big day tomorrow. Sweet dreams, everyone!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - who needs to go back and read the thread at July 30, 2017 07:15 PM (G8B7r)

604 I actually watched that "Nine Lives" movie where Kevin Spacey gets turned into a cat. I'm not proud, but it happened. Kevin Spacey, Christopher Walken, Jennifer Garner.... God, they must have all really needed that paycheck.

Posted by: Gem at July 30, 2017 07:16 PM (uaHyk)

605 Discipline is becoming a thing.... Something Feminists/Marxists/SJWs hate and lack. Discipline is sexy as fuck in a woman and I know women find it sexy in men. And yet Marxists will find a way through Critical Theory to blow that up as well.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 07:16 PM (2qHjF)

606 "Or if Twin A had the IQ of a cheese grater and Twin B was brimming with intelligence? " Unless one of them suffers some sort of trauma in the womb, identical twins usually have the same level of intelligence - because that's genetic. I remember seeing a video with two British twins on You Tube. Pretty women, but one was fat - not just a little overweight, fat - and the other one was slender. I struggle with my weight too, but I remember thinking that having a thin twin would certainly provide incentive to shape up. Who would want people to be able to tell you apart because you're the fat twin?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 30, 2017 07:18 PM (P8951)

607 Yup.... I'm 58 and single... and the Ladies I go out with ... the ones that I'm attracted to... Are the ones who don't really have a great face? but a smoking body.... Why? Really pretty women who have been pretty all their life, come with an attitude... that those who have to WORK for their looks, do not... Even back in High School... I date the Gymnasts... not the Cheer Leaders... Posted by: Don Q. at July 31 Don't share your philosophy with them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:18 PM (0wem/)

608 6.5 hours before I have to get up for work. Better go get some Zs. Goodnight, everyone!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 30, 2017 07:19 PM (rJUlF)

609 goodnight, Captain. me too. I'll follow you up.

Posted by: booknlass at July 30, 2017 07:20 PM (kdjwF)

610 Sometimes managerial decisions are irritating AF. The Dodgers are 40+ games over .500, and Dave Roberts brings in a second relief pitcher to get the last out in extra innings? What a dick move. Brad Ausmus pulls this crap all the time too (blowout game but let's use 4 relievers in one inning), even though it hasn't stopped the Tigers from sucking. Shit like this makes me say, Bring on the pitch clock!

Posted by: Shopgirl at July 30, 2017 07:21 PM (8GXnQ)

611 But these are the same loons who ways the Sex itself is a social construct.... sooooo..... --------- Yep. I sent a couple few texts to a liberal longtime friend, who has been an "indicator species" for me, as a gauge of just where the nutcases are at. One went something like 1969 President Nixon: Man On The Moon 2015 President Obama: Man In The Girls Bathroom Whoa, he went ballistic. Left messages, he was going to kill me, thought about calling the Sheriff, he was really off his nut, they are completely off the reservation and there's no coming back. It is some very fact resistant conditioning, they simply will not entertain any other ideas except their own. Ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 07:21 PM (htrDF)

612 So when the chicoms are holding a huge parade do they make the soldiers wear lifts in their boots?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:21 PM (0wem/)

613 Even back in High School... I date the Gymnasts... not the Cheer Leaders... Posted by: Don Q. at July 31 Don't share your philosophy with them. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:18 AM (0wem/) Why? I actually have really good luck telling Women exactly who I am, and what I want... May not work with a younger crowd... but many many women in my age group are actually looking for both the Truth, and a Real man... Its actually amazing how many women AGREE with me... And heck, those are the ones I may stay with anyway...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 30, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

614 I try very hard not to try and put a face to any member of the Horde, but I do have fleeting images come to mind that are almost certainly way off the mark... To wit, I have seen some the (old) photos that were linked - not what I had imagined at all!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 07:22 PM (e9G8E)

615 Y5.....bail for only two ettes?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 07:22 PM (mMeIQ)

616 And I don't like huge bodybuilder muscles on guys. There's a point where it stops being sexy and looks cartoonish to me. I was someone who never thought Arnuld was hot. Those muscles are partially created by steroids, for one thing. And while a fit man is attractive, if you look like you spend half the day in the gym everyday, that shows obsessiveness and vanity, not discipline.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 30, 2017 07:23 PM (P8951)

617 I have yet to see the celebration, fetishization, and sexualization of fat men or dare I say stocky men.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 30, 2017 10:59 PM (2qHjF)



"The Ritz" with Jack Weston and Rita Moreno.  Hilarious!

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 07:23 PM (Id9+8)

618 Myself, I have a very open range as to "attractiveness". Mostly as defined by "not ugly". Makes ME a friendlier person, which is a plus. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:15 AM Yeah, I'm somewhat picky when it comes to women, but it's almost all in terms of personality/character. (A big reason I'm single, I'm sure... Other than my own faults, anyway. XD ) Ironically, looks is the thing I'm least picky about. The only real requirement in that area is a "1" on the ScoggDog Binary Scale. And as has been said, personality has a sizable influence on that.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:24 PM (q1+kD)

619 Why? I actually have really good luck telling Women exactly who I am, and what I want... May not work with a younger crowd... but many many women in my age group are actually looking for both the Truth, and a Real man... Its actually amazing how many women AGREE with me... And heck, those are the ones I may stay with anyway... Posted by: Don Q. at July 31 One, I am making a joke, you know cause that is what happens here. Two, telling women "babe you look like you got hit in the face with a shovel, but you knew that, but your body is smoking hot", is not going to be well received by everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:24 PM (0wem/)

620 617 I have yet to see the celebration, fetishization, and sexualization of fat men or dare I say stocky men. " Weren't "dad bods" a thing for, like, 5 minutes?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 30, 2017 07:25 PM (P8951)

621 Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot is on Comet TV. This is without a doubt the best thing Japan ever produced, and that includes Toshiro Mifune.

Posted by: I had a name, but I forgot at July 30, 2017 07:25 PM (jY+fp)

622 Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:24 AM (0wem/) I see.... so Don't share your philosophy with them.... is a joke... OK... got ya... really.... the Aristocrats...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 30, 2017 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

623 Y5.....bail for only two ettes? Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July WDS, You too? It is not easy to move that much cash on short notice. I was counting on you to help me ride herd on the horde.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:26 PM (0wem/)

624 616 And I don't like huge bodybuilder muscles on guys. There's a point where it stops being sexy and looks cartoonish to me. I was someone who never thought Arnuld was hot. Those muscles are partially created by steroids, for one thing. And while a fit man is attractive, if you look like you spend half the day in the gym everyday, that shows obsessiveness and vanity, not discipline. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951) This. Give me a volleyball player or swimmer build. Chris Oratt. Taylor Kitsch. Jason Momoa. Nom nom nom

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:28 PM (hscyr)

625 I see.... so Don't share your philosophy with them.... is a joke... OK... got ya... really.... the Aristocrats... Posted by: Don Q. at July Yeah, you know, like if you were having drinks with a friend and you said, you know, I might be careful about sharing that with them. You know, someone who had a sense of humor and was not hyper insecure who realized you were not really knocking the philosophy so much as the phrasing. Maybe you don't know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:28 PM (0wem/)

626 And I don't like huge bodybuilder muscles on guys. There's a point where it stops being sexy and looks cartoonish to me. I was someone who never thought Arnuld was hot. Those muscles are partially created by steroids, for one thing. And while a fit man is attractive, if you look like you spend half the day in the gym everyday, that shows obsessiveness and vanity, not discipline. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951) What I lack in looks n' brawn, I make up for by means of possessing a great many skills, abilities, talents and accomplishments. Life's more fun and less boring when one endlessly amasses knowledge and abilities. Oh, and the tools by which to accomplish the above. And double "Oh". Goals. Even at 59 29, I have goals. Might not be conventional goals, but they're mine, and I've got 'em! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 07:30 PM (v5iqM)

627 And I don't like huge bodybuilder muscles on guys. There's a point where it stops being sexy and looks cartoonish to me. I was someone who never thought Arnuld was hot. Those muscles are partially created by steroids, for one thing. And while a fit man is attractive, if you look like you spend half the day in the gym everyday, that shows obsessiveness and vanity, not discipline. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951) This. Give me a volleyball player or swimmer build. Chris Oratt. Taylor Kitsch. Jason Momoa. Nom nom nom Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM How beefy is too much? I don't really have a prayer of a swimmer's build... My best bet is more of a World's Strongest Man competitor look... XD Just steroid beefy or is football lineman beefy ok?

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:31 PM (q1+kD)

628 615 Y5.....bail for only two ettes? Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:22 AM (mMeIQ) --- Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:31 PM (s5Kql)

629 "Paolo" should show up at any moment, now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 07:31 PM (e9G8E)

630 I always thought that plus sized models were employed primarily to model plus sized clothing in a manner that would give the women who bought said clothes a reasonable idea of how the outfit would look on them. They weren't supposed to be international sex symbols. I'm a plus sized woman and I don't expect anyone -- not even my husband --to find me as "hot" as (fill in name of your favorite Hollywood hottie or supermodel). If "fat acceptance" meant simply not gratuitously insulting or making life miserable for fat people, or not assuming they are selfish, lazy, stupid, greedy, etc., I would be all for it--and IIRC that's what it originally meant. But I am totally NOT down with the notion that we now all have to pretend being morbidly obese is just as sexually attractive and healthy as being physically fit. That's just insane.

Posted by: Secret Square at July 30, 2017 07:32 PM (9WuX0)

631 And double "Oh". Goals. Even at 59 29, I have goals. Might not be conventional goals, but they're mine, and I've got 'em! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2017 12:30 AM Good luck, Jim!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:32 PM (q1+kD)

632 Evening roonz and roonettez! LTNS!

Posted by: GGE on his Kindle Fire at July 30, 2017 07:32 PM (B3xZi)

633 This. Give me a volleyball player or swimmer build. Chris Oratt. Taylor Kitsch. Jason Momoa. Nom nom nom Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM (hscyr) Most baseball players (not Bartolo Colon or Prince Fielder) have nice builds. Fit, but not musclebound.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 30, 2017 07:33 PM (P8951)

634 Years ago I recall getting grilled by a conquest at one point, about my views on certain controversial social issues with respect to ________ and _________, at the time I probably knew the "correct" answers to give, but women are constantly testing us whether we realize it or not. The gals come up with some hypotheticals, and You Better answer them Correctly, Or Else. One gal, she said she had a dream that Inwas cheating on her. Well I didn't give her the seriousness and concern that she felt it deserved, and was fairly upset with me for a few days, despite my protestations. WTF? It's a fucking dream; and beyond my control.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2017 07:34 PM (htrDF)

635 525 Drudge has a headline up: FOOD FROM ELECTRICITY, SPARK CREATES PROTEIN
 
y5 sends me to Drudge, where I see another headline:
 
Penis enhancement surgery leads to man's death
 
Alternate title:
 
Get big, or die tryin'

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2017 07:34 PM (6jaju)

636 Ok Y5......I'll behave

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 07:36 PM (mMeIQ)

637 And not to put to fine a point on it, but I want a women who can handle a man and not break from the contact. I learned early on to avoid those women with razor sharp hip bones protruding. Thick women are prime women. Posted by: Locke Common at July 30, 2017 10:48 PM (/xo1a) I'm here for ya baby!!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 30, 2017 07:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

638 Ok Y5......I'll behave Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July Whew!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:36 PM (0wem/)

639 Get big, or die tryin' Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2017 12:34 AM (6jaju) --- Be happy with what you got, haters!

Posted by: The Teenie Weenie Comittee at July 30, 2017 07:36 PM (s5Kql)

640 guys, I ran across this video of Spanish Border Guards at the border checkpoint at Melilla


A man with a knife shouting a-la-snackbar at the border crossing of Melilla (Spanish Possession) and Morocco, lightly wounded a police agent, sources with the police say.

[. . .]

Eight agents at the border crossing post apprehended the attacker, who was carrying a knife with the tip against his abdomen, according to images captured by the security cameras.

The police detained him without resorting to firearms when one of the officers hit the suspect with a triangular traffic barrier used to direct and regulate traffic.

https://youtu.be/Pi9Hj3AjXxk

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2017 07:37 PM (mkDpn)

641 627 Just steroid beefy or is football lineman beefy ok? Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:31 AM (q1+kD) For me? Neither because stocky isn't my thing. But I know women that love it. Personal taste, you know?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:38 PM (hscyr)

642 Eight agents at the border crossing post apprehended the attacker, who was carrying a knife with the tip against his abdomen, according to images captured by the security cameras. The police detained him without resorting to firearms when one of the officers hit the suspect with a triangular traffic barrier used to direct and regulate traffic. https://youtu.be/Pi9Hj3AjXxk Posted by: Kindltot at July so he was holding himself hostage?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:38 PM (0wem/)

643 GGE!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:38 PM (hscyr)

644 What I lack in looks n' brawn, I make up for by means of possessing a great many skills, abilities, talents and accomplishments. Life's more fun and less boring when one endlessly amasses knowledge and abilities. --- Hmmmm...

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:39 PM (s5Kql)

645 Nine reported dead, including one candidate, as violence erupts over Venezuela's constitutional vote

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 07:39 PM (IqV8l)

646 GGE!!!

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:39 PM (s5Kql)

647 Evenin' everyone.

Long day on the road.  Not sure exactly where on I-15 Layton, UT is but that's where I am tonight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:40 PM (a/Tg7)

648 Blanco, headed north or south?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 07:41 PM (eMKNe)

649 642 so he was holding himself hostage? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (0wem/) It worked for me.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 30, 2017 07:41 PM (hscyr)

650 For me? Neither because stocky isn't my thing. But I know women that love it. Personal taste, you know? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr) --- I don't mind my men being a little thick.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:41 PM (s5Kql)

651 Guitar experts: is that a Fender Telecaster that Susan is hacking?

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 30, 2017 07:41 PM (lIZQs)

652 Heya Blanco!

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:42 PM (s5Kql)

653 For me? Neither because stocky isn't my thing. But I know women that love it. Personal taste, you know? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:38 AM I guess I was asking more in general terms. I know personal taste has a lot to do with it, but more as a general consensus of female opinion. It was probably a stupid question, sorry. XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:42 PM (q1+kD)

654 I don't want to know what any of y'all taste like or have tasted.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:43 PM (0wem/)

655 Seeing plus-sized models in the Swimsuit Issue is like having a minivan comparison test in Car and Driver. Men pick up a car magazine to drool over Porsches and Ferraris. Men buy the soft porn of the Swimsuit Edition to look at goddesses, not the average women seen in everyday life. As an aside, the Swimsuit Edition was banned as "contraband pornography" during my flight training at Mother Rucker in 1980. Our BOQ

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July 30, 2017 07:44 PM (zh0nm)

656 650 I don't mind my men being a little thick. Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM ( Well, sufficiency is also in the "eye" if the beholder. Well mostly. Tragically insufficient can't really be gotten around.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:44 PM (hscyr)

657 Blanco! Where ya headed?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:45 PM (hscyr)

658 Seeing plus-sized models in the Swimsuit Issue is like having a minivan comparison test in Car and Driver. Men pick up a car magazine to drool over Porsches and Ferraris. Men buy the soft porn of the Swimsuit Edition to look at goddesses, not the average women seen in everyday life. As an aside, the Swimsuit Edition was banned as "contraband pornography" during my flight training at Mother Rucker in 1980. Our BOQ Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at July You do not go to the museum to look at finger painting by your neighbor's kid. The Swimsuit Issue is not even any good now. It used to be great, now it is overrun with pc photographers and editors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:46 PM (0wem/)

659 654 I don't want to know what any of y'all taste like or have tasted. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:43 AM (0wem/) ---- Oh yankeefifth... The things I can show you. The things you will taste, and feel, and SMELL... And there will be NO ESCAPE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 30, 2017 07:46 PM (s5Kql)

660 Hey there, SMFH!

I hope you're doing well this evening.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:46 PM (a/Tg7)

661 You do not go to the museum to look at finger painting by your neighbor's kid. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:46 AM If it's a modern art exhibit, how can you tell?

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:47 PM (q1+kD)

662 Oh yankeefifth... The things I can show you. The things you will taste, and feel, and SMELL... And there will be NO ESCAPE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Posted by: Lena Dunham at July Fortunately I have this one grenade I stole from SMFH.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:47 PM (0wem/)

663 Doing good, Blanco, how about yourself?

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:47 PM (s5Kql)

664 653 but more as a general consensus of female opinion. It was probably a stupid question, sorry. XD Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 31, 2017 12:42 AM (q1+kD) Not a stupid question. Just realize there is no such thing as a general consensus there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:47 PM (hscyr)

665 Too bad it's a dummy round, y5.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:48 PM (s5Kql)

666 qdpsteve, headed north.  Glacier National Park.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:48 PM (a/Tg7)

667 there is no such thing as a general consensus. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July What? Did Trump fire him too?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:48 PM (0wem/)

668 Mr. WDS is "stocky". I fell in love with his loving personality and not his body. Me....always been short and small

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 07:48 PM (mMeIQ)

669 "Hmmmm", says the woman what looks hot in flippin' BDUs!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 30, 2017 07:48 PM (e9G8E)

670 Too bad it's a dummy round, y5. Posted by: SMFH at July 31 Crap.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:49 PM (0wem/)

671 616--- And while a fit man is attractive, if you look like you spend half the day in the gym everyday, that shows obsessiveness and vanity, not discipline. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at July 31, 2017 12:23 AM (P8951) -------------------------------- AMEN.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2017 07:49 PM (0jtPF)

672 654 I don't want to know what any of y'all taste like or have tasted. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:43 AM (0wem/) You don't want to drink champagne out of our spike heel pumps?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:49 PM (hscyr)

673 Speaking of big: Was a story last night about how, while the feds seem to be pushing self-driving cars, they don't want self-driving trucks so much. Because union contributions, duh. IMHO it's a bad reason to support... a good idea. I'd think self-driving giant trucks would be more of a hazard on the road than self-driving passenger vehicles. Maybe I'm just a dum-dum though. ;-) Aren't there already effectively self-driving trains?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 07:49 PM (eMKNe)

674 Not a stupid question. Just realize there is no such thing as a general consensus there. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM Ah, ok. Thanks. I admit my cluelessness when it comes to such things. XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:50 PM (q1+kD)

675 Nobody liked my Ivy Doomkitty cosplay pic I linked above? Wow. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 07:50 PM (eMKNe)

676 "General Consensus" is either an oxymoron, or a military conference among Flag Rank Officers. Jim Department of Redundancy Department Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 07:50 PM (v5iqM)

677 so he was holding himself hostage? Hey, if they're dumb enough to combine Muslim Suicide Bomber and Muslim Knife Attacker into Muslim Suicide Stabber, I'm good with that. We could use a lot more of that sort of "thinking" from their side.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2017 07:50 PM (ILUzW)

678 You don't want to drink champagne out of our spike heel pumps? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July Depends, is it one of those pair you have with the unscuffed soles?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:50 PM (0wem/)

679 lol Jim

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:50 PM (s5Kql)

680 Tickled Pink: Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile? Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI) LMAO. This is about the greatest introductory lurker comment I have ever read.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 07:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

681 We need self driving hydrogen filled dirigibles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2017 07:52 PM (IqV8l)

682 In Köln on business this week and most of the girls are either fit and trim or dressed like they're going to the clubhouse bar to throw down. Even the older women are pretty fit. lotta man buns and skinny jeans on the other side. And bad tats. And piercings. But mostly bad tats.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2017 07:52 PM (uLZpb)

683 Bertram: oh the humanity!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 07:52 PM (eMKNe)

684 @663

Bit tired.  Started driving around 8:30 AM, found a hotel at about 9 PM.

Sorry for referencing post numbers.  Copy paste no workee on this phone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:53 PM (a/Tg7)

685 680 Tickled Pink: Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile? Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI) LMAO. This is about the greatest introductory lurker comment I have ever read. Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Jcg9 --- Daaaaaamn...LOL

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:53 PM (s5Kql)

686 Blanco, good direction. :-) Meeting family I hope.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 07:53 PM (eMKNe)

687 COJ.....hope you are doing well. Still here in Colorado?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mMeIQ)

688 Lmao, thanks country boy

Posted by: wyomingdoglover at July 30, 2017 07:54 PM (ichPI)

689 678 Depends, is it one of those pair you have with the unscuffed soles? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM ( It will be after you take us Louboutin shopping.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 07:54 PM (hscyr)

690 Bit tired. Started driving around 8:30 AM, found a hotel at about 9 PM. Sorry for referencing post numbers. Copy paste no workee on this phone. Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2017 12:53 AM I hope you get a good night's sleep!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 07:54 PM (q1+kD)

691 Speaking of twins. Something I did not know until last week was that Deidre Hall has a twin. She was on last week's Columbo on MeTV, one of the 90s versions. Tonight's was Patrick McGoohan's 3rd stint as the murderer. But anyway, Deidre is still going on the soaps, but back then, she used to get my motor running. I'd forgotten all about her. Anyway, the twin is named Andrea. They are identical, I think, but one is chubbier now. Whoops, am I allowed to say that, now?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 07:55 PM (8O3HH)

692 It will be after you take us Louboutin shopping. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (hscyr) --- Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:55 PM (s5Kql)

693 I think a Spanish border guard got a really big atta-boy by defusing and capturing someone who was trying to cause an "incident"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2017 07:56 PM (mkDpn)

694 @686, Seeing friends at the end of the week, in Colorado.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:56 PM (a/Tg7)

695 It will be after you take us Louboutin shopping. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31 Heh. Speaking of Lou's, where is Lou's a girl? She keeps promising to send her email so we can get her looped into GNAMM. How could a Las Vegas Moronette miss GNAMM?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:56 PM (0wem/)

696 Pullin' the ripcord here, amigos y' los amigas. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2017 07:57 PM (v5iqM)

697 @690, Thanks, Eric.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:57 PM (a/Tg7)

698 LOL CB..... I thought the same thing. Thanks wyomingdoglover

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 07:57 PM (mMeIQ)

699 670 Too bad it's a dummy round, y5. Posted by: SMFH at July 31 Crap. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:49 AM (0wem/) You could always beat yourself unconscious with it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 07:58 PM (0mRoj)

700 Time to crash, before my battery gives out.

G' night everyone!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2017 07:58 PM (a/Tg7)

701 You could always beat yourself unconscious with it. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 07:58 PM (0wem/)

702 You could always beat yourself unconscious with it. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (0mRoj) --- lol

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 07:59 PM (s5Kql)

703 Sweet Dreams, Blanco

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 08:00 PM (s5Kql)

704 695 Speaking of Lou's, where is Lou's a girl? She keeps promising to send her email so we can get her looped into GNAMM. How could a Las Vegas Moronette miss GNAMM? Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:56 AM I thought she was going to have her hubby email you.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 08:00 PM (hscyr)

705 WDS, You too? It is not easy to move that much cash on short notice. I was counting on you to help me ride herd on the horde. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:26 AM (0wem/) I'm still here El Guapo!

Posted by: Jefe at July 30, 2017 08:00 PM (vBeA5)

706 Blanco......have fun here in Colorado

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 08:00 PM (mMeIQ)

707 Fappy dreams Blanco

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 08:00 PM (hscyr)

708 705 WDS, You too? It is not easy to move that much cash on short notice. I was counting on you to help me ride herd on the horde. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:26 AM (0wem/) I'm still here El Guapo! Posted by: Jefe at July 31, 2017 01:00 AM (vBeA5) Would you say you have a plethora of bail money?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 30, 2017 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

709 Good night Jim and Blanco! I'm going to call it a night as well, good night Horde!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian [/i] [/u] [/b] [/s] at July 30, 2017 08:01 PM (q1+kD)

710 That reminds of something that idiot Chumlee, one of my favorite characters, said on Pawn Stars. Someone had brought in an old dummy, practice bomb in, IIRC. They were all standing around and Chumlee was scared it was going to explode. One of them said, it's just a practice bomb, Chum. He said well, "You know what they say, practice makes perfect."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 08:01 PM (8O3HH)

711 Nite Jim

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 08:02 PM (hscyr)

712 I thought she was going to have her hubby email you. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July Yeah, a couple of times.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

713 I'm Lou's girl, dammit!

Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at July 30, 2017 08:03 PM (8O3HH)

714 I'm still here El Guapo! Posted by: Jefe at July You are multi lingual? English, Spanish, Japanese.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 08:04 PM (0wem/)

715 You could always beat yourself unconscious with it. Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 31, 2017 12:58 AM (0mRoj) --- lol Posted by: SMFH at July 31 Yeah , now that I know that SMFH sold me a dud my only goal is to survive the dunhaming to get revenge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 08:05 PM (0wem/)

716 Night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 30, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)

717 Yeah , now that I know that SMFH sold me a dud my only goal is to survive the dunhaming to get revenge. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 01:05 AM (0wem/) --- You gonna be there for awhile, bud. She's like the Saarlac, but less cute.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 08:11 PM (s5Kql)

718 Sweet dreams, y5.... *smoochies*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 30, 2017 08:12 PM (s5Kql)

719 You gonna be there for awhile, bud. She's like the Saarlac, but less cute. Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql) Yep. Trust me, I know.

Posted by: Boba Fett at July 30, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

720 *smoochies* Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 31, 2017 01:12 AM (s5Kql) Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Need.....more......power..........

Posted by: USS Gerald Ford new fangled EM catapult at July 30, 2017 08:14 PM (8O3HH)

721 Night y5. I need to hang my laundry & crash too. Nite nite

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2017 08:15 PM (hscyr)

722 nite nite bebe.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 30, 2017 08:16 PM (s5Kql)

723 There's always a segment of the Left that wants to exalt the ugly and uglify the beautiful. A normal person thinks of a plus-sized model as just a curvy woman, one with a size in the high single or low double digits that wouldn't ever be considered for the runway, but good looking, in shape, and can sell clothes to normal people. I've seen some "plus sized models" in various news articles that I'd call bus-sized. It ain't about lifting up normal women. It's about demonizing normal society's standards of beauty, so they can try to claim the moral high ground.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 30, 2017 08:17 PM (J+mig)

724 Wait... Kiss my ass, y5. I didn't sell you shit. You stole it. *** Fortunately I have this one grenade I stole from SMFH. Posted by: yankeefifth at July 31, 2017 12:47 AM (0wem/) *** Serves you right.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 30, 2017 08:19 PM (s5Kql)

725 Off horrible sock.

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 08:19 PM (s5Kql)

726 595 I must admit, I have a crush on film of Terry Kath. how impossible. Yes, in reply, Don Quixote, the war between the sexes has been going on a long long time, and we're all losing, IMO. Posted by: booknlass at July 31, 2017 12:12 AM (kdjwF) I love watching Terry Kath, and I'm a viral, er, virile red-blooded American male. The man was seriously awesome.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 08:23 PM (nvMvs)

727 Oh, Y5....... http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8l7xskb {Warning: Lena Dunham in bikini...bending over. This image is truly obscene. Should be behind an event horizon.}

Posted by: Lena D. at July 30, 2017 08:23 PM (8O3HH)

728 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM Still there, but here till Wednesday. Spent last week in Milan and Somma Lombardo. The coffee was AWESOME.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2017 08:25 PM (uLZpb)

729 Oh, Y5....... http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8l7xskb {Warning: Lena Dunham in bikini...bending over. This image is truly obscene. Should be behind an event horizon.} Posted by: Lena D. at July 31, 2017 01:23 AM (8O3HH) fuuuck, that IS an event horizon.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 08:25 PM (aMlLZ)

730 MY behind IS an event horizon. Sleep well, y5.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 30, 2017 08:26 PM (s5Kql)

731 Heh

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 08:26 PM (s5Kql)

732 Nobody liked my Ivy Doomkitty cosplay pic I linked above? Wow. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)


She looked bitchy to me.

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 08:29 PM (Id9+8)

733 Miley, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 30, 2017 08:32 PM (eMKNe)

734 Well think Ima call it a night. Wyomingdoglover, stop on in again sometime. Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 30, 2017 08:32 PM (Jcg9Q)

735 Nite, CB

Posted by: wyomingdoglover at July 30, 2017 08:33 PM (ichPI)

736 This has been a rollicking conversation, for sure.

I guess I should read the link.

My 2 cents:  plus size models belong in clothing catalogues and websites, not in SI.

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 08:35 PM (Id9+8)

737 Watched a movie on Amazon Prime today, The Assignment. Movie is meh, but if you are interested in Michelle Rodriguez full frontal, it has that. Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2017 12:01 AM (tewYv) With Aidan Quinn, Donald Southerland, and Ben Kingsley about an operation to nab Carlos the Jackal? I thought that was a great movie. Or are you talking about a different movie?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 30, 2017 08:35 PM (rZ+mb)

738 Sweet Dreams, CB. ttyl

Posted by: SMFH at July 30, 2017 08:35 PM (s5Kql)

739 Guitar experts: is that a Fender Telecaster that Susan is hacking? Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2017 12:41 AM (lIZQs) yup.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 08:37 PM (aMlLZ)

740 David Hookstead, the author of the plus sized model article, has been fired by the Daily Caller according to his twitter page.

Posted by: Scalpel at July 30, 2017 08:37 PM (ALuwN)

741 Soundtrack, Conan the Barbarian https://youtu.be/B9icM1Wth1o Composer Basil Pouldouris. It's better than anything Ennio Moricone wrote, and that's saying something. It holds up to repeated playing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 30, 2017 08:41 PM (rnAwa)

742 I have no problem with plus size models, mostly because there are plus size chicks that might want to see what they look like in certain clothes. On the other hand, like the dude in the link wrote, don't be thinking human males are going to see that and say "Oh yeah, I need that. give me more"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 08:42 PM (aMlLZ)

743 David Hookstead, the author of the plus sized model article, has been fired by the Daily Caller according to his twitter page. Posted by: Scalpel at July 31, 2017 01:37 AM (ALuwN) Of course, he told the truth.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 08:43 PM (aMlLZ)

744 There's always a segment of the Left that wants to exalt the ugly and uglify the beautiful.
---

I'm not sure if it's that.

I think it might be more of a "we're all the same." See? Men have periods! Women have prostrates! Morbidly obese women are models! Islam, a culture that beheads people, is beautiful!

If everything is the same and nothing is different, no matter what liberal will do, it must be accepted and even celebrated. That way you never have to feel bad about doing things that are immoral, and never had to indulge in self reflection.

Morbidly obese? You're beautiful!
Murder gays by pushing them off buildings? Your culture is valuable.
Get an abortion? You're responsible!
Lose at a competition? Here's a trophy, you're a winner!

Posted by: shibumi at July 30, 2017 08:44 PM (aT+Bx)

745 740 comments? I was posting on the last thread. Dad is hereI was distracted, actually have to talk to a human bean. so from the last thread, not knowing what is going on here... Just done w/ Dad tonight, he came down to get some IL sweet corn, he's taking back 10 doz, it's that much better than WI crap. At this point they are still bringing it up from GA or IN and it's days old. Great to have him visit. At 81 he still drives down here every so often, it's about a 4 hr drive. I guess someday we will always have to make the drive, but so far he's very competent. He repeats himself a lot about Mom, she died 3 yrs ago, he's still adjusting. I'm glad we can help, but I'm still working and can't get up there more.

Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2017 08:45 PM (yJ1e6)

746 I'm really not sure how to tell Tickled Pink that she's wrong.

A photograph is a purely visual thing.  That's what the swimsuit issue is all about.  Not intelligence or wit or skills or personality or goodness.  Women being rejected for their looks are being rejected for their looks.  Same with guys.

The SI swimsuit issue is expected to be filled with 8s, 9s and 10s, right?

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 08:47 PM (Id9+8)

747 Farmer, God bless your dad, for his ability to make the drive, and his love of sweet corn!

Posted by: Miley, the self-cannibalizing Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 08:53 PM (Id9+8)

748 Hi, I am a lurker. I have a suggestion for you. You don't seem to like much of anything except for talking about yourself. Howz about taking a break from here for awhile? Posted by: WyomingDoglover at July 30, 2017 10:57 PM (ichPI) LMAO. This is about the greatest introductory lurker comment I have ever read. Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Jcg9 --- Daaaaaamn...LOL Posted by: SMFH at July 31, 2017 12:53 LMAO, that is a hoot! T

Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2017 08:53 PM (yJ1e6)

749 >> David Hookstead, the author of the plus sized model article, has been fired ------------------ There was a major shitstorm, I see. Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr. folded. The SJWs likely started threatening his advertisers and so they folded like a cheap suit. I would expect better of him. But then again, I'm not sure why the dude was fired. But I would expect Tucker to show more balls than that. Of course, saying something like this is absolutely a capital crime to the SJW womyns. I mean it's worse than ISIS.

Posted by: Lena D. at July 30, 2017 08:53 PM (8O3HH)

750 When I read 755 'diplomats' must leave Russia I gotta wonder if that isn't the swamp being drained by ...Putin.

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 08:53 PM (3Namy)

751 Oops - killed the thread.  My bad!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 30, 2017 08:54 PM (Id9+8)

752 Putin drains the swamps one 9mm hole at time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 08:55 PM (8O3HH)

753 Of course, saying something like this is absolutely a capital crime to the SJW womyns. I mean it's worse than ISIS. Posted by: Lena D. at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (8O3HH) Its time like this I thank god for the choices I made in life. They weren't the smartest financially, but damn there isn't a fucking thing SJWs can do to me.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2017 09:00 PM (aMlLZ)

754 Oops - killed the thread. My bad! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 31, 2017 01:54 Nope dear it's still alive, temporarily. Will you possibily make it to LV MoMee? I'd love to but work and finances make an iffy thing at this point. I've really got to make this work. Could I get employed for millions by Debbie Washingwoman-Shlitz and get to go? Will the Anwan bros be there?

Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2017 09:03 PM (yJ1e6)

755 COJ....drinking coffee in Milan? So jealous

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 09:04 PM (mMeIQ)

756 I hope someone makes the connection between McStain and Fusion GPS and Comey and Skankles. Sure would like to see those two in orange suits. McStain can just go away and die in peace. He should spend his remaining days with people who love him, not people who are his 'friends'.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2017 09:07 PM (uLZpb)

757 Its time like this I thank god for the choices I made in life. They weren't the smartest financially, but damn there isn't a fucking thing SJWs can do to me. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2017 02:00 AM (aMlLZ) Death by Snu-Snu!!1!

Posted by: Amazonian Women from Futurama at July 30, 2017 09:07 PM (vBeA5)

758 755>> EVERY meal is an event. Dinner starts around 8 and ends around 10 with shots of Sambuca or some lemon and vodka stuff. Coffee at least 4 times a day. And the fruits of the pig....Ho Lee kerfcuk!!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2017 09:11 PM (uLZpb)

759 Oh I know COJ...love Italy with a passion

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 30, 2017 09:15 PM (mMeIQ)

760 Congress thinks they are getting over on Trumpenfuhrer by passing 98-2 an anti-Russia bill...Putin responds by evicting 755 US personnel. Tillerson has to lay off or put in rubber rooms most of them since they no longer have billets and are largely useless except for leaking stuff to the press. Trumpenfuhrer chalks up another win. Do they not see this? I'm beginning to wonder if Congress was not roped into passing that bill by....

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2017 09:15 PM (3Namy)

761 Of course, there's another truth here with this hysterical shit slinging reaction to that plus sized model article. These women are not really mad at the author, they are mad themselves. If they really believed "Everyone is beautiful in their own way", they wouldn't be bothered a bit by it. No, they see these hotties, those on the tails of the Gaussian, and they can't stand it. It tears them up inside. So, their solution is to completely eliminate it. Make the pretty women go away, so they can't see them. It's funny how I don't have the same reaction when I see some damned Adonis, or some NFL player, or other top athelete. Again, tails of the Gaussian, and I'm nowhere near that category. Or Einstein. My brain is nothing compared to Uncle Al's. Anyway, that's the real reason this drives them so insane. All the reasons they give, are basically just stuff they make up that sounds better, than "I'm jealous, and know I'll never be that damned hot, and I can't stand it!"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 30, 2017 09:16 PM (8O3HH)

762 tails of the Gaussian *Snort* I consider myself a standard deviation.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2017 09:26 PM (uLZpb)

763 755 times an average of $75k per works out to an annual savings of over $56 million a year. Just in salary alone. Now work in all the bennies and probably double that amount. Say a $100 million a year saved on uselessness.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 30, 2017 09:27 PM (sf2BM)

764 Shelves are non-weight-bearing and are for decoration only. Har! They are "stunt shelves"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 09:42 PM (4aVpH)

765 Late night... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43jUbJXZIyk

Posted by: Pulling Hat at July 30, 2017 09:50 PM (vBeA5)

766 Late-Night Writers Talk Trump: 'I Don't Want This Job' Then quit -- no one will miss your dreck, I'm sure. I am confident that your super awesome writing skills and boffo resume put you in an awesome position to score a rewarding career in the hot beverage service industry.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 09:52 PM (4aVpH)

767 Can we get a betting pool going on which moron or 'ette will be calling on the services of a bail bondsman first at the Las Vegas meetup?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 30, 2017 10:15 PM (4aVpH)

768 Can't find the cork on this box of wine! *hic!*

Posted by: Hillary at July 30, 2017 10:17 PM (bc2Lc)

769 Crap, its Monday again.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 10:56 PM (pPKG5)

770 http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/ Accidentally hit this but its funny so had to pass it on.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 11:04 PM (pPKG5)

771 I'm screwing up the coffee this morning, should have been percolating 8 minutes but instead of turning it down turned it off, ah give it 5 more I guess.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2017 11:20 PM (pPKG5)

772 A perfect time to shop at Walmart.

Posted by: Ludvigs Hoser Jr at July 30, 2017 11:30 PM (m9X4Y)

773 Morning ya'll. Been up all night, it's probably gonna be a rough one today.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 30, 2017 11:39 PM (smD62)

774 Figures the inventor of Monopoly is a socialist spinster

Posted by: sinbad at July 31, 2017 12:17 AM (w/p7Z)

775 Figures the inventor of Monopoly is a socialist spinster Posted by: sinbad And how the socialist could even control the market in a game

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 12:28 AM (9TU00)

776 In a game with six people. Sorry

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2017 12:29 AM (9TU00)

777 News Headlines Chicago : Man charged after being found on CTA platform with loaded AK47. (Wonder what the charge will be.) He was charged with felony unlawful use of a weapon by a parolee and felony armed habitual criminal issuance of warrant. Watkins is currently on parole in an unrelated case. Oh, well, that explains it. Good thing we have laws.

Posted by: Aonghus MacDerbish at July 31, 2017 12:39 AM (m9X4Y)

778 Posted by: shibumi at July 31, 2017 01:44 AM (aT+Bx) Good point. It's just a different expression of their toxic obsession with equal outcome no matter what you put in.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2017 12:53 AM (J+mig)

779 761 No, they see these hotties, those on the tails of the Gaussian, and they can't stand it. It tears them up inside. So, their solution is to completely eliminate it. Make the pretty women go away, so they can't see them.
 
Which is why in the UK, publius, they are banning billboards that show 'bikini body ready' adverts, as they are 'shameful' to others.
 
I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2017 12:54 AM (6jaju)

780 764 They are "stunt shelves"?
 
Or as ace calls them, self collapsing shelves.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2017 12:55 AM (6jaju)

781 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2017 05:54 AM (6jaju) Good point. Now mulling it over, I think the two aren't mutually exclusive. Part of it is their toxic obsession with equality of outcome... And the other part is jealousy. It's jealousy wearing the clothes of righteousness, pretending at being a push for (some kind) of justice. Like just about everything else in the Left, you have some kind of sin masquerading as some kind of virtue.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2017 12:57 AM (J+mig)

782 It's a new week, people! Don't get caught petergazing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 31, 2017 01:12 AM (4aVpH)

783 Mornin' happy monday

Posted by: wing at July 31, 2017 01:19 AM (Ohl7S)

784 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2017 01:24 AM (J+eG2)

785 It's a new week, people! Don't get caught petergazing! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot #TooLate!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 31, 2017 01:28 AM (Qq3ZN)

786 *hic* I'll get you, my pretties.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 31, 2017 01:35 AM (/qEW2)

787 JJ has arrived. In case anyone is still here.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 31, 2017 01:53 AM (sf2BM)

788 I'm here for ya baby!!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 31, 2017 12:36 AM (Jcg9Q)


Good to know! 

Posted by: Locke Common at July 31, 2017 03:31 AM (/xo1a)

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