October 29, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - Thursday Style! (Mætenloch)
— Open Blog

Welcome all M&Ms. It's Thursday night and all downhill from here. In a good way.

British Thug Gets a Comeuppance
Here a 'chav' (a UK hybrid of wigger and white trash) taunts a man in his own yard. Finally at around 2:17 the punk gets laid low. You see what he didn't know is that the man, Jason Smith, was a Gulf War veteran with black belts in karate and jiu-jitsu. And he had complained to police 50 times(!) in the last year about harassment like this.

Frankly I'm surprised Smith let the confrontation go on this long but then given Britain's current legal state, it's not clear you're even allowed to physically defend yourself when threatened and assaulted on your own property. Sadly the UK is coming to resemble the first acts of Mad Max or any Death Wish movie. But unfortunately in real life the second and third acts never seem to come.

Top 10 Stupidest Things That Guys Like
And on even a halfway decent ONT we can cover at least 5 of these.

How To Steam Scrambled Eggs with an Espresso Machine
Efficient AND tasty.

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Custom Car Milled Out of Aluminum
Built for Larry Ellison of Oracle. Just the book about the car costs $4500.

Primetime Boobies
Okay they're dressing this up as something about breast cancer but it's no coincidence that it is sweeps month. And uh, yes it also happens to be National Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Now Illegal to Rap Order at McDonalds in Utah
Just in case you were tempted to.

Tonight's post brought to you by the B-29 crew of "Waddy's Wagon":

Waddy_wagon_b29.jpg

"Waddy" Young (far left) played for the NFL Brooklyn Dodgers before the war. The entire crew was killed on Jan. 9, 1945 when they were shot down over Japan.

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1 Revolution!!

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (dQdrY)

2 I mourn the state the once great Britain is in. I hope the good guy doesn't get prosecuted for a well deserved ass kicking.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (GZnia)

3 All your cheese are belong to us.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (dQdrY)

4 Quoting movies is fun. It's what makes Monty Python even funnier.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 04:50 PM (GZnia)

5 Can I sing the McDonald's menu song though?

Big Mac, McDLT, quarter-pounder with cheese
Filet-O-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal
We didn't start the fire.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 04:53 PM (45d/e)

6 Mallamutt, should it be a specific category of movie or any movie ever?

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 04:53 PM (GZnia)

7 [even I a lowlife spammer am ashamed of that guy]

Posted by: jason at October 29, 2009 04:55 PM (/oW9O)

8 “You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!”

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (VtygY)

9 The guy in the video is a total fag.  He keep trying to bump uglies with the other guy that ends up bumping fist with face.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (YX6i/)

10

"Waddy" Young (far left) played for the NFL Brooklyn Dodgers before the war. The entire crew was killed on Sep. 9, 1945 when they were shot down over Japan.

--Is that date right?  Who shot them down?  The war was over by then.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 04:57 PM (I3Udb)

11

Can I answer for Rum?

"Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn"

Also, can the 'ettes play or is this strictly moron territory?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 04:57 PM (RZ8pf)

12 And too bad Smith didn't snap that f*cker's spine.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 04:57 PM (45d/e)

13 What you wanna do, rum? Well, all the morons can quote Princess Bride and Monty Python back and forth. Let's aim for other stuff. "I love lamp."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (GZnia)

14 Howdy!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (XzzCe)

15 Hi kids!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (H5pLq)

16 Frankly I'm surprised Smith let the confrontation go on this long but then given Britain's current legal state, it's not clear you're even allowed to physically defend yourself when threatened and assaulted on your own property.


Shoot, Shovel, Shut Up.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (9Lm5R)

17 Well, some would argue that Gone with the Wind was a comedy...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 04:58 PM (RZ8pf)

18 I quote The Office and Trailer Park Boys way more than I quote movies.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 04:59 PM (I3Udb)

19 Well, if Jason Smith would like to illegally immigrate to the US, he can stay at my house. Really.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 04:59 PM (dQdrY)

20 Yeah, that list was totally compiled by some broad, because those aren't the 10-stupidest things we do.  We can get waaaaaaay stoopider than that.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (YX6i/)

21 So is the person filming the confrontation someone who's with the "chav" or just some bystander?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (XzzCe)

22 Your My Boy, Blue! I was sitting with some friends at dinner one evening and had just taken a drink of water when one of my friends said this quote. I almost choked and ended up spewing water on my empty plate and laughed.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (GZnia)

23 Yes, please a moratorium on Princess Bride quotations. Remember my tale of woe tied to that movie involving my ex, his lover, and e-mails that once read can never be un-read.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:00 PM (RZ8pf)

24 23- Logprof, did you see The Office tonight?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 05:01 PM (XzzCe)

25 "Waddy" Young (far left) played for the NFL Brooklyn Dodgers before the war. The entire crew was killed on Sep. 9, 1945 when they were shot down over Japan.

--Is that date right?  Who shot them down?  The war was over by then.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 09:57 PM (I3Udb)

Whoops - you're right - it should have been Jan. 9th, 1945. It's now corrected.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 05:02 PM (z843g)

26

Ryan Howard SUCKS.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 29, 2009 05:02 PM (bjqWr)

27 Primetime Boobies Okay they're dressing this up as something about breast cancer but it's no coincidence that it is sweeps month. And uh, yes it also happens to be National Breast Cancer Awareness month. Finally, Office Space comes to life. "Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9! Check out this chick!"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 05:03 PM (ObTcs)

28 That list of 10 Stupid Things should be called 10 Things I Want to Whine Shrilly About.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 05:04 PM (45d/e)

29 "F--- you, San Diego."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:04 PM (GZnia)

30 Alan Grayson Screws Gay Couple.

(Wicked threadline, eh?)


Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at October 29, 2009 05:04 PM (yxBaM)

31 5 In honor of the 10 stupid things guys do article - it is officially on: which moron can quote the most movie lines. Come on guys, it is an offer you can't refuse. Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 09:52 PM (V9SYy) Robbie, emergency override order Archimedes!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:05 PM (QECjC)

32 I'd have been more impressed by Larry's car if they milled the body panels out of aluminum.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 05:05 PM (45d/e)

33 Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 29, 2009 05:05 PM (ZXnUe)

34 Wait, where are you going? I was gonna' make espresso.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at October 29, 2009 05:05 PM (y29/1)

35 Star Wars is off limits, too.  All 6 episodes, though I don't really need to mention 1, 2 or 3 since we all know nobody will remember any quotes from them.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:06 PM (YX6i/)

36 Speaking of Big Mac.did anyone elese see where McDonalds closed down all three units in Iceland because the Iceland Krona has inflated so much?  A Big Mac would cost about $6.50 Each.

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 05:06 PM (kmgIE)

37 I'll have a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:06 PM (gl1ff)

38 since we all know nobody will remember any quotes from them.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 05:07 PM (45d/e)

39

Tonight's post brought to you by the B-29 crew of "Waddy's Wagon"

Sad but true.

Posted by: Tinian at October 29, 2009 05:07 PM (7+pP9)

40

England and Europe as a whole has been turned, intentionally, into the shithole America is set to become.

Do not rest.

Posted by: mghorning at October 29, 2009 05:07 PM (HbZaf)

41 If you won't call the police when stupid white kids try to rap, then you can't be trusted to call the police when real shit goes down.

Besides, time to teach those 17 year old assholes a lesson.

Posted by: Brenden at October 29, 2009 05:08 PM (54lqZ)

42 "What's a motto?" "Nuthin', what's a motto with you?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:08 PM (GZnia)

43 30- I read GWTW in H.S. over a few days when I had the flu. I really enjoyed it. The sequel is pretty bad ... more like a romance novel.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 05:08 PM (XzzCe)

44 Damn.  That hit 50 comments quick.  Boobs?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (qWLc4)

45 I'll have what she's having!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (QECjC)

46 Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (gl1ff)

47 Fuck you Dolphin!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (bftbi)

48 I order my fast food meals to the tune of "Englishman in New York".

Posted by: Gordon Sumner, with a douchebag beard and no good songs for 25 years at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (45d/e)

49 Redrum!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (QECjC)

50 43 Speaking of Big Mac.did anyone elese see where McDonalds closed down all three units in Iceland because the Iceland Krona has inflated so much?  A Big Mac would cost about $6.50 Each.

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 10:06 PM (kmgIE)

Apparently the franchise rules required them to import most of the ingredients from Germany which made a Big Mac too expensive to sell.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 05:09 PM (z843g)

51 Mallamutt, has your daughter read Little Women or any of the Jane Austen novels? Those are probably better than Gone with the Wind. When I was 13 I was reading the Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles. Looking back that was probably not appropriate reading material for a 13 year old...

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (GZnia)

52 Open the pod bay door, Hal.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (QECjC)

53 Matsui homer!

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (45d/e)

54 Me fail english? That's umpossible!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (bftbi)

55 A basic rule of storytelling is that if one character is still and calm while the other is moving and talking -- even if A is tied to a chair, and B is waving a knife around -- A is the one in control of the scene because B is the one reacting.

I think the same goes for fights.

Posted by: Joanna at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (JBBzp)

56 Rosebud.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (QECjC)

57 Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (YX6i/)

58 "Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (GZnia)

59

Open the pod bay door, Hal.

 

Daisy, Daisy......

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:11 PM (bftbi)

60 "It's good to be the king."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (GZnia)

61 Seven years of college, down the drain!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (QECjC)

62 A basic rule of storytelling is that if one character is still and calm while the other is moving and talking -- even if A is tied to a chair, and B is waving a knife around -- A is the one in control of the scene because B is the one reacting.

I agree.

Posted by: Roger Ailes at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (qWLc4)

63 23- Logprof, did you see The Office tonight?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 10:01 PM (XzzCe)

--Yes, and it was okay.  I can;t wait to see what was on the list Michael was writing up.  (What was Erin's?  Hmmm.) 

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (I3Udb)

64 If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (gl1ff)

65 I'd rather be a civilian, sir.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (9Lm5R)

66 "I'm a standup philosopher." "Oh, you're a bullshitter."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:12 PM (GZnia)

67

Seven years of college, down the drain!

Yeah, they're called doctors.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (bftbi)

68 Say hello to my leeetle frend!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (QECjC)

69 "Who's that?"
"Must be a king."
"How do you know?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."

Posted by: Joanna at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (JBBzp)

70

I've seen the Waddy's Wagon picture before, but never did I read that they'd been shot down. You always figure the B-29s at that stage were all on somewhat milk runs.

 

RIP men

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (bjqWr)

71 Well you Stupid Fuck! Look at you now!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:13 PM (QECjC)

72

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 10:12 PM (GZnia)

Any more sweet, sweet gam pics to share, or are you still sober?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (qWLc4)

73 "There'll be no living with her after this."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (GZnia)

74 oh so we're doing movie quotes are we! well I only quote from one movie: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (HKfde)

75  "Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 10:11 PM (GZnia)

--"Still waitin' on that check!"

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (I3Udb)

76 That's appalling.  I can't believe no one's ever taken a dump on your chest.

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:14 PM (gl1ff)

77 Have you seen my baseball?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (bftbi)

78 Yo yo yo
Bitches and hos,
You gotta get me the happy,
The meal and snappy

Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (vPMF5)

79 74- Yeah, it could've been better. It's good that the children of the employees of greater Scranton industrial business park were able to ride a pallet truck led by the gangster pumpkin, though.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (XzzCe)

80

"Cuban?"

"No, Scotch-Irish.  My father was from Wales."

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (I3Udb)

81 "Why is the rum gone?" "One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?" "But why is the rum gone?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:15 PM (GZnia)

82 Ten... Nine... Eight... Six..

SIX?  What happened to seven?

Just kidding... Six.  Five.....

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:16 PM (YX6i/)

83 I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2009 05:16 PM (HKfde)

84 Get your thumb out of my ass!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:16 PM (QECjC)

85 It's not that I'm lazy--it's that I just don't care.

Posted by: Hey Peter Man at October 29, 2009 05:16 PM (bjqWr)

86 Herr M, I will answer your query with a movie quote (and I am still sober): "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (GZnia)

87

Ten... Nine... Eight... Six..

SIX?  What happened to seven?

Just kidding... Six.  Five.....

switching from suck to blow

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (bftbi)

88 Shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (dQdrY)

89 What kind of name is Cocktosin anyway?

Scotch-Romanian

That's an interesting combination.

You should have seen my parents.

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (gl1ff)

90 There was murder! Killed good weekend!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:17 PM (QECjC)

91 Oh come on Tommy, you know I don't like to think.

Well, think about whether you should start.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (9Lm5R)

92 "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request."

It's not really a code.  More of a guidline. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (qWLc4)

Posted by: Czarface at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (bXhsu)

94 Top of the world, Ma. Top of the world.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (dQdrY)

95 Milled aluminium frame? Are they dense? Cold forging done right creates a much stronger piece. And if you really wanted a cost-no-object, lightweight, strong automobile, you'd recreate a birdcage Maserati with titanium.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at October 29, 2009 05:18 PM (27nOK)

96 "Was it hard for you in the army, darling?" "Yes, dear... but not as hard as it is right now!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (QECjC)

97 "They've gone plaid!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (GZnia)

98 May I remind The Office fans that I have only finished Season 4. So, in other words, maybe you could speak in code about current episodes, pretty please.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:19 PM (Iy57I)

99 The Deathstar has cleared the planet.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (dQdrY)

100 Why do they call you Red?

Probably because I'm Irish.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (YX6i/)

101 "If I were the man I was five years ago, I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE!!!"

Posted by: elliot at October 29, 2009 05:20 PM (ephyK)

102 OT (yeah, I know) Red State is reporting that former NY Governor George Pataki endorsed Doug Hoffman this evening.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2009 05:21 PM (IoxPW)

103 You tell Raphael, " if I see you again, I'm going to cut your white ass."

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:21 PM (QECjC)

104 My guess is that "Brianna" is a contributer to feministing.com.

Posted by: Herr Blcher at October 29, 2009 05:21 PM (sz37A)

105 "I want it so immaculately clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump there."

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (I3Udb)

106 Is it safe?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (QECjC)

107 One of the anti-Hoffman ads they're running on the radio out here is saying Hoffman wants to eliminate minimum wage and privatize social security. They say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (GZnia)

108 “To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee”

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (dQdrY)

109 If you build it, they will come!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:22 PM (QECjC)

110 As long as the roots are not severed, all is well.  And all will be well in the garden.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:23 PM (YX6i/)

111 Anyone else wanna negotiate?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (9Lm5R)

112 Charlie don't surf!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (I3Udb)

113 KHAAAAN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (QECjC)

114

It's 11:59 on Radio Free America, this is Uncle Sam with music and the truth until dawn, Right now I have few words for our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone. The chair is against the wall, repeat the chair is against the wall

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (bftbi)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (2qU2d)

116 They drew first blood, not me.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (otlXg)

117 "Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (GZnia)

118 They ARE scientists

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:24 PM (bftbi)

119

I won't hit you.

Like hell I won't.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 05:25 PM (dQdrY)

120 You find that man. find that man

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:25 PM (bftbi)

121 Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (gl1ff)

122 "Practically perfect in every way."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (GZnia)

123 Probably both good ideas. but when has he had anything to say on those topics?

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (IoxPW)

124 Why don't you make like a tree, and fuck off!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (I3Udb)

125 Well of course we talk! Don't everybody?

Posted by: Joanna at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (JBBzp)

126 The future isn't what is used to be, Johnny.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (Iy57I)

127 Your mom went to college.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (YX6i/)

128 "Spared no expense."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:26 PM (GZnia)

129 "But on the ride, the pirates don't eat the tourists!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:27 PM (GZnia)

130 I found the Primetime Boobies story to be sadly lacking...

Posted by: somejoe at October 29, 2009 05:27 PM (KeHPo)

131 What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:27 PM (QECjC)

132

Mallamutt, Gone with the Wind is fine, don't get her the sequel, it was horrible, and I say that as a Gone with the Wind nut.

What about some Neil Gaiman? Does that count as lots of points?

I don't recommend books for 13 year old girls well either because when my niece was 13 my sister told me to give her some books I enjoyed at that age so I gave her "Flowers in the Attic" and my niece still gives me a hard time to this day about giving her a filthy incest book.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:27 PM (RZ8pf)

133 Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (bftbi)

134 There's a chick on Ace of Cakes wearing a Reagan-Bush 80 t-shirt. Does that mean she's not a lefty?

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (GZnia)

135 Did anyone catch that guys address, so we can forward a permanent visa application?  That video is an NRA ad that writes itself.

Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (xCBQ4)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (2qU2d)

137

Personally, I'd rather be back in Hobbiton.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (dQdrY)

138 117 My guess is that "Brianna" is a contributer to feministing.com.

Let's see, Brianna is a "Starbucks addicted, stiletto wearing city girl, and a new Collegecandy intern!"

I give her a 50/50 chance that she's a major contributor to feministing.com.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (otlXg)

139 Which of you bitches is my mother?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (QECjC)

140 Never go full retard.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (YX6i/)

141 It's all in the reflexes

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (bftbi)

142 The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true!

Posted by: Joanna at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (JBBzp)

143 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (QECjC)

144 "I sailed - on my first try!  Of course I let the boat do all the work."

Posted by: Marybeth at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (zQoWP)

145

Tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.  The Jell-O pudding-eatin' motherfucker.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (I3Udb)

146

 Never go full retard.

i just saw that movie. it was hilarious. Robert Downy Jr is such a good freaking actor

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (bftbi)

147 OK, I just saw a promo for a new Wanda Sykes show.  Who the hell keeps giving her work?  And who thinks that she is a promotional asset?

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2009 05:29 PM (ItSLQ)

148 Never trust a woman, or a government.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:30 PM (dQdrY)

149 We'll always have Paris!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:30 PM (QECjC)

150

Before I had high speed internet, I would go on "reading binges" for lack of better phrase.  I went through the first five Wheel of Time books in about a week during winter break.

 

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 29, 2009 05:30 PM (f4sLg)

151 "Meat pie, anyone?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:30 PM (GZnia)

152 Show Dick some respect!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:30 PM (bftbi)

153 Okay, let's be bad guys.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:30 PM (pZEar)

154 It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:31 PM (bftbi)

155 Know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:31 PM (RZ8pf)

156 oh, PGIS, you did not give her Flowers in the Attic! No wonder she's giving you a hard time.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:31 PM (Iy57I)

157 "Play it, Sam. Please. For old times." (That may not be entirely accurate, but it's been awhile since I saw the movie.)

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:31 PM (GZnia)

158 Ivana... Ivana Humpalot!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:31 PM (QECjC)

159 148 There's a chick on Ace of Cakes wearing a Reagan-Bush 80 t-shirt. Does that mean she's not a lefty?

Lies!  All lies!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:31 PM (otlXg)

160 You white - you Ben Affleck

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 05:32 PM (2ocJB)

161 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:32 PM (bftbi)

162 He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind.

He certainly has room to do so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:32 PM (9Lm5R)

163

Yellowbeard: She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:33 PM (dQdrY)

164 its

Posted by: somejoe at October 29, 2009 05:33 PM (KeHPo)

165

"Why can'tyou just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"

"Because I can be.  Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?"

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:33 PM (I3Udb)

166 "Some men just like to watch the world burn."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:33 PM (GZnia)

167 170 - a royale.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:33 PM (Iy57I)

168 You're gonna have to use your head, your brain and your mind, too.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:33 PM (YX6i/)

169 There's two types of people in this world. Those with the guns.  And those who dig.  You dig.

Posted by: brak at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (gl1ff)

170 Iron Maiden?  Excellent!

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (pZEar)

171 There can only be one!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (QECjC)

172 I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (bftbi)

173 They can't catch us. We are on a mission from God.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (dQdrY)

174

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 10:32 PM (2ocJB)

--Are you in Manitoba???

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (I3Udb)

175 "I'm sixteen years old! I'm not a child!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:34 PM (GZnia)

176 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It smells like victory."

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (B5cM9)

177 "Wingardium leviosa!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (GZnia)

178 > 82 ... You always figure the B-29s at that stage were all on somewhat milk runs. Posted by: Wilhelm Klink The lower casualty (for the air crew!) raids didn't start until Feb 1945 when LeMay introduced the low altitude night firebombing tactic. Even afterwards, there were higher casualty raids because they ran out of firebombs after a few weeks!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (fLYFK)

179 You silly! It's the fall that'll kill you!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (QECjC)

180 Chopper, sic balls

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (bftbi)

181 sure am

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (2ocJB)

182

Yes Sassypants, I did. Dammit I read it when I was 13 and I didn’t get any crazy incest ideas. Sure, I have an inbred fear of powdered sugar donuts now, but that was my only takeaway. They were horror stories, she liked horror stories, it seemed like a natural fit.

 

I’m probably the reason she died her hair black and lives NYC now, aren’t I?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

183

Holy crap I take one phonecall and we're 200 comments in, sheesh!

too tired to read the comments--recap??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (H5pLq)

184 "Keep firing, assholes!"

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2009 05:35 PM (ItSLQ)

185 I made a funny.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (bftbi)

186 Hey, Mister Jelly Donut man, who's trying to kill ya?  I don't know, but he better not...

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (pZEar)

187 "See, who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (GZnia)

188 Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

'Cause you're a faggot.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (YX6i/)

189 Ooo, Yanquis score again.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (45d/e)

190 Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (QECjC)

191 #162   She's a far left girl who thinks she's funny. The over the cliff leftest producers apparently think so to.

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (kmgIE)

192 196 sure am

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 10:35 PM (2ocJB)

--Cool!

Im in the 'Peg.  Between us and The Drunken Conservative, we're close to having a critical mass for a meet-up!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:36 PM (I3Udb)

193 lacey, we're quoting movies, although honestly I don't recognize 90% of them.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:37 PM (GZnia)

194 too tired to read the comments--recap??

They're 95% random movie quotes, so think of some movies and you're caught up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 05:37 PM (45d/e)

195 Matt Damon

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 05:37 PM (2ocJB)

196 "Move over Bandit, the Snowman is a'comin' through"

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:37 PM (B5cM9)

197 I aim to misbehave.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:37 PM (pZEar)

198 197 - yeah, I read the trilogy too - and I've got to say, those books were much worse, way filthier than anything they've got for teens now. I was a bit freaked out by the incest. I forgot the whole powdered donut thing. I'm guessing that's how the grandparents drugged them. Been many years.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (Iy57I)

199

Is this the Potato Farm?

Yes I'm Albert Potato

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (bftbi)

200 170 Know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 10:31 PM (RZ8pf)

Wow! A girl who quotes "Pulp Fiction"!

Oh PGiS, where were you when I was single?

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (VPwsO)

201 If things work out I might show her my O face. OOO OOO OOO

Posted by: Hey Peter Man at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (bjqWr)

202 This is a .44magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (dQdrY)

203 "Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested"

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (ItSLQ)

204

What's that man doing in my drawers?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:38 PM (RZ8pf)

205

Holy disappointment Batman, movie quotes and I'm missing it?!

Jesus, you didn't get to Caddyshack yet, did you? Lacey would be most upset...

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 05:39 PM (H5pLq)

206

and I am spent

that's not a quote. my mind is out of them

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:39 PM (bftbi)

207 logprof - i'm out in brandon - nice to know i'm not the only dummy in manitoba

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 05:39 PM (2ocJB)

208 "I was bulimic." "You can read minds?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (GZnia)

209 "Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!"

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (ItSLQ)

210 You bastard!

In my case, an accident of birth. But you? You're a self-made man.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (9Lm5R)

211 "If we're wrong, we go to jail peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing - Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

Posted by: Marybeth at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (zQoWP)

212 If lovin' the Lawd is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (I3Udb)

213 Windage and elevation, Mrs. Johnson. Windage and elevation.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (dQdrY)

214 "Asian girls taste different than white girls!" "We taste better, no?" "Not better... Different. Sort of like Peking Duck from caviar." "Darling, I give you best duck!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (QECjC)

215 Bingo!

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at October 29, 2009 05:40 PM (2qU2d)

216 Congratulations Gordon Sumner, you are an idiot of the first water

NEW YORK – Sting isn't a religious man, but he says President Barack Obama might be a divine answer to the world's problems.

"In many ways, he's sent from God," he joked in an interview, "because the world's a mess."

But Sting is serious in his belief that Obama is the best leader to navigate the world's problems. In an interview on Wednesday, the former Police frontman said that he spent some time with Obama and "found him to be very genuine, very present, clearly super-smart, and exactly what we need in the world."

said he's fascinated by American politics, Obama, and also by Obama's opponents on the right.

"It's aggressive and violent and full of fear," he said of the backlash against Obama. "They don't want change, they want things to feel the same because they feel safe there."

Was Barry showing Stingy how he votes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2009 05:41 PM (J5kiH)

217 I'm not slow, eh. I'm Canadian.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:41 PM (bftbi)

218

chav, Council House (projects) Always Violent.

That's white trash, aka, Eagles fans.

Posted by: Kemp at October 29, 2009 05:41 PM (2+9Yx)

219 Your stupid minds! Stupid, stupid!

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:41 PM (VPwsO)

220 Mallamutt, I was trying to stay away from the most obvious ones. "We named the dog Indiana." "I have a lot of fond memories of that dog."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:41 PM (GZnia)

221 "We're gonna use their guts to grease the treads of our tanks"

Posted by: Kilroy at October 29, 2009 05:41 PM (WueVH)

222

Sassypants, there’s a lot of pretty filthy stuff out there for teens these days. And I’m not talking the tame Judy Blume sexual discovery books….

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (RZ8pf)

223 "Soviet Patparine, nine-point-two milimeter, is world's most powerful handgun."

Posted by: Iskandar at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (u1pln)

224 Yellowbeard: Where's the map?
Betty: What map?
Yellowbeard: If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (dQdrY)

225 "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (QECjC)

226 I'm Lt. Frank Drebin! Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

Posted by: The other Lt. Frank Drebin at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (ItSLQ)

227 Slow moving? Hell, they're dead... they're all messed up.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (VPwsO)

228

Here's my favorite movie quote of all time:

 I've got a special treat for you this evening. A young man that you all know as "Joe The Policeman" from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma." I want you to put your hands together and welcome him to the stage, big round of applause, for Jackson Height's own Mr Randy...Watson.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (H5pLq)

229 "I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair."

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:42 PM (otlXg)

230 There's something I'd like you to get off your chest!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:43 PM (QECjC)

231

Bitches man!

Dudes, I gotta bail. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:43 PM (I3Udb)

232 I am the Raisuli.  Do not laugh at me.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:43 PM (YX6i/)

233 For he ithhhh the Quithh'ak' Thhhhadarack!

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:43 PM (VPwsO)

234 "I will kill him!"

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (B5cM9)

235 But it did happen

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (bftbi)

236

"Niiice beaver!"

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (pZEar)

237 "Snakes, why does it always have to be snakes?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (GZnia)

238 Hello, I must be going!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (QECjC)

239 "That's not for you, Frank.  Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane."

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (ItSLQ)

240 Spent the night in a crate..

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:44 PM (VPwsO)

241 "Yeah, baby, yeah!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:45 PM (GZnia)

242 I want to quote Enemy Mine, but for the life of me i can't think of a line

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:45 PM (bftbi)

243 "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"

Posted by: Marybeth at October 29, 2009 05:45 PM (zQoWP)

244 Because we live here!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:45 PM (bftbi)

245 Save us, Gamera!

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:46 PM (VPwsO)

246 So you're saying... I've got a chance!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:46 PM (QECjC)

247 --and on the lines of another point on that list, I could go for some Taco Tote. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:46 PM (I3Udb)

248 "Second star to the right and straight on till morning."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (GZnia)

249

Bitches man!

Dudes, I gotta bail. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 10:43 PM (I3Udb)

She gave me a pen.  I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (YX6i/)

250 You're lying!

Of course I am! But hear me out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (9Lm5R)

251 "You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff."

Posted by: AmishDude at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (ItSLQ)

252 What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france???

Posted by: djarnold at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (zTMpb)

253 Buck, I love you! But we have to save the Earth!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (QECjC)

254 Whoever has the money, has the power.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:47 PM (otlXg)

255 268 --and on the lines of another point on that list, I could go for some Taco Tote. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 10:46 PM (I3Udb)

Get the baracoa taco - it's off-menu... but for us in the know...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:48 PM (VPwsO)

256 Uh oh, he don't look happy... He's been using Brand X...

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:48 PM (pZEar)

257

Sure it'll clean you out. But it'll leave you hollow inside.

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at October 29, 2009 05:48 PM (2qU2d)

258

"I seriously doubt teabagger is an epithet conservative Republicans will embrace. Who would? But then it occurred to me. Who’s doing the real oral servicing here? We Tea Partiers, who object tooth and nail to every major scam and power grab liberal Democrats and the President are trying to shove down our throats? Or liberal left-wing mouthpieces who can’t open wide and fast enough for Obama’s Chocolate Munchkin Donut Drop?

Let’s face it. When the White House emails you on the air to correct you, there’s some serious dunking going on there. Funny. Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann, who foisted that term in full measure on the public consciousness in mid-April, spent two and a half hours in secret with the President and some other major Obama microphones a few days ago. From what little we hear, the President spent some time railing against FOX News and Glenn Beck, but lips have been sealed very tight around the rest of what went on there. Could it be it was “time to take the dough nuts”?

Personally, I wouldn’t want that getting out either. But I think there was some hardcore slam-dunking going on there, and I’m not talking LeBron James."

 

john Simpson

 

funny shit

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:48 PM (bftbi)

259 Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:48 PM (RZ8pf)

260 The master will not be pleased...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (VPwsO)

261

did we just become best friends?

YUP!!

you want to go out to the garage and practice karate?

YUP!!

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (2ocJB)

262 "We're gonna have to to go medieval on his @ss!"

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (B5cM9)

263 I'll take two beers too.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (Iy57I)

264 "It Really Tied the Room Together"

Posted by: Dude, His Dudeness, Duderino if you're not into the brevity thing at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (kiIqi)

265 279 Uh oh, he don't look happy... He's been using Brand X...

Oh, damn, you got that first. 

The main reason why I liked the original Burton Batman over Nolan's The Dark Knight is because of the "Joker Commerical".

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (otlXg)

266

No point on that one - has been used already.

Posted by: AOSHQ ONT Booth Umpire at October 29, 2009 10:48 PM (V9SYy)

And by a moronette, so -10 points

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:49 PM (VPwsO)

267 "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting." "Define "interesting"." "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (GZnia)

268 Getta you tootsie frootsie ice cream!

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (pZEar)

269 "You see?  Your stupid minds!  Stupid!  Stupid!"

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (6yEzu)

270 I'd have been more impressed by Larry's car if they milled the body panels out of aluminum.

Ellison is a "new money" douchenozzle with peasant tastes.  Anyone looking for real class in a ride would have used Titanium and carbon fiber with an exhaust system made out of monel tubing

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (rzald)

271

I must kill... the Queen. I must kill... the Queen.

Posted by: Reggie Jackson at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (2qU2d)

272 Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (bftbi)

273

Get the baracoa taco - it's off-menu... but for us in the know...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 10:48 PM (VPwsO)

--It's hard to beatthe fajita combo.  Is it spicy there?

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (I3Udb)

274

Moron! He had a hook on his foot?

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:50 PM (VPwsO)

275 I'll be back.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:51 PM (otlXg)

276 I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)

277 I give her a 50/50 chance that she's a major contributor to feministing.com. Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 10:28 PM (otlXg) She's certainly got the "whining about the benign ways in which men actually enjoy life" part down pat. Your point is taken nevertheless.

Posted by: Herr Blcher at October 29, 2009 05:51 PM (sz37A)

278

"Damn, that guy's faster that Walt Flanagin's Dog!

What's his problem?"

 

Posted by: Jay at October 29, 2009 05:51 PM (kiIqi)

279 The dude abides.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:51 PM (bftbi)

280 And don't call me Shirley!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (QECjC)

281 She took the train.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (otlXg)

282 Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 10:49 PM (2ocJB) That movie ended up being waay funnier than I thought it would be. "Why are you burying me?" "Because I killed you!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (GZnia)

283 Water, my ass!  Get this man some Petpo Bismol!!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (YX6i/)

284

I'll be back.

Only in a rerun!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (bftbi)

285

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 10:50 PM (I3Udb)

Minimum temperature is hot as hell. Even the guacamole. What else is there?

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (VPwsO)

286 Whoa.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (9Lm5R)

287 "If he was so fucking good, how come he's so fucking dead?"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (rzald)

288 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:52 PM (QECjC)

289 #275 -- Dude, that's totally Flash Gordan, not Buck Rogers.  Duuuude.  I'm ashamed I even know that one. 

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (pZEar)

290

That's "Hedley".

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (2qU2d)

291

All you ever do is eat our food and fuck our mother.

Food eater!

Mother fucker!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (I3Udb)

292 When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Posted by: gawntrail at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (FNZmd)

293 As to the Brit beatdown video, I am slightly surprised that the chav was sober enough to even threaten the guy. 

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (6yEzu)

294 Max... He's wearing a dress!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (QECjC)

295 "A black sheriff?" "Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:53 PM (GZnia)

296

Steady as a rock.

Yeah, but I shoot with this one.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:54 PM (2qU2d)

297

282

no really

Posted by: djarnold at October 29, 2009 05:54 PM (zTMpb)

298 In the end, there will be only chaos!

Oh wait, not a movie.  Anyway...

Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:54 PM (otlXg)

299 Okay, it has to be said.

I am sick and tire of these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fucking plane.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:54 PM (YX6i/)

300 Gordon's ALIVE?

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 05:54 PM (6yEzu)

301

#300 PGiS, that was one of the first ones. ;-)

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:54 PM (I3Udb)

302

I'll be back.

Only in a rerun!

Double points on that. Finish the line - double points.

Nice.

i like that game

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:55 PM (bftbi)

303 Phil?  Phil CONNERS?!  PHIL CONNERS, I thought that was you!  Hey, now don't you say you don't remember me, because I sure as heck-fire remember you...

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at October 29, 2009 05:55 PM (pZEar)

304 there's always work at the post office.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 05:55 PM (Iy57I)

305 We blew it, Billy..

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:55 PM (VPwsO)

306 "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:55 PM (GZnia)

307 I came here for the waters.

Waters? We're in the desert.

I was misinformed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:55 PM (9Lm5R)

308 @315: crap, you're right. Buck, Flash... What's the effin' difference?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (QECjC)

309 Hello, is there anybody in there? quote from The Wall

(Is there any discussion going on here or is this thread entirely devoted to movie quotes?) 

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (sey23)

310 "Son, the tomatoes got your ma!" 

Posted by: TheresaD at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (iGCmo)

311

Billy Jack!

Don't take off your shoes!

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (VPwsO)

312 Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (otlXg)

313 I expect by this point there are no women reading these comments at all.  They're all off on some other thread talking about shoes or something.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (6yEzu)

314

So, Clem Ma'am, are you in show business?

No, ma'am.

Then get your fucking boots off the stage.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (2qU2d)

315 I'm sure the British courts are working tirelessly to make sure the punk caqn sue the2 Gulf War vet for every sent he has...before the vet is sentenced to gaol, of course

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (IEJ4J)

316

Tell me, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (bftbi)

317 Ooo...Oh...Ooo... Oh...Oh god...Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh God...Oh yeah right there  Oh!  Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes  Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh...

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (UaSIe)

318 Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 05:56 PM (YX6i/)

319

Hey, baby, twelve schnitzengrubens's my limit.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:57 PM (2qU2d)

320 And he-e-e-e-ers JOHNNY!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:57 PM (QECjC)

321

And may all your children be masculine children.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:57 PM (VPwsO)

322

It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:57 PM (2qU2d)

323

Hello, is there anybody in there?

 

I'm nodding because I can hear you.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:57 PM (bftbi)

324 Note: it's hard to type on a Fujitsu Lifebook U810.  I feel like I should borrow a midget.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2009 05:57 PM (IEJ4J)

325 It's a cookbook!!!

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (UaSIe)

326

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 10:28 PM (2qU2d)

'Cause nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a prosthetic testicle.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (qP2BK)

327 What knockers!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (2qU2d)

328 "Smiling's my favorite."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (GZnia)

329

I can't believe no moron has posted this one yet: 

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"

Posted by: Marybeth at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (zQoWP)

330 @340

I'm reading, but I just got here and the thread is so far along... plus I'm watching The Wall, which is somewhat mind-altering... so I'm having trouble catching up (or perhaps wanting to).

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (sey23)

331 What hump?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (2qU2d)

332 I don't want him neutral, I want him dead!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (I3Udb)

333 "Out here, due process is a bullet."

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (dQdrY)

334

Oh, and I'd say "I'm King of the World!"  (hated that movie), but it's not looking good for the Phils.  Ugh!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (qP2BK)

335 You're sucking on my ARM!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 05:58 PM (QECjC)

336

Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (bftbi)

337 Am I a clown for your fucking amusement?

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (VPwsO)

338

Abbynormal

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (dQdrY)

339

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

"SHOW ME THE MONEY"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (qP2BK)

340

340

I'm reading, but I just got here and the thread is so far along... plus I'm watching The Wall, which is somewhat mind-altering... so I'm having trouble catching up (or perhaps wanting to).

All in all?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (bftbi)

341 I expect by this point there are no women reading these comments at all. They're all off on some other thread talking about shoes or something. I think some of the moronettes are contributing quite a bit. I'm a chick and I'm still here.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (GZnia)

342 You worried about saving your own skin?

Yeah, I am. It covers my body.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (9Lm5R)

343 Yippee kai yay, motherfucker!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 05:59 PM (otlXg)

344 "you said you'd kill me last"

"I lied."

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (rzald)

345 Choke yourself.

G__dammit.  With my hand, numbnuts.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (YX6i/)

346 "They bring a knife, you bring a gun, they send one of ours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue"--looks like Chicago politics hasn't changed one iota.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (qP2BK)

347 Yes! He was my... BOYFRIEND!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (QECjC)

348 “Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (dQdrY)

349 "Calling all cars!  Calling all cars! UFO just landed on Michigan Avenue..."

Posted by: "Snake" (Joey Pants) at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (kiIqi)

350 I can't believe no moron has posted this one yet: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!" Star Wars quotes are banned from this thread as well as Princess Bride and Monty Python. (Because we already quote too much from those.)

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:00 PM (GZnia)

351 Sloth love Chunk

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (bftbi)

352 Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (otlXg)

353

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 29, 2009 10:59 PM (V9SYy)

I hate to go all squishy lib, but WAAAAHHHH!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (qP2BK)

354 When someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes!"

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (sey23)

355 Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!

Tell me about it...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (B5cM9)

356 I love you peaple, you are all insane...

Posted by: djarnold at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (zTMpb)

357

I can't believe no moron has posted this one yet:

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"


Star Wars quotes are banned from this thread as well as Princess Bride and Monty Python. (Because we already quote too much from those.)

yeah sorry, i am totally responsible for that Princess Bride thread. It was worth it though

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:01 PM (bftbi)

358 And this is my manservant, Patsy!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (QECjC)

359 I must say that A.J. What's his name of the Yankees pitched a heck of a good game.  Where were the Phillies bats?  Dead Wood!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (qP2BK)

360 I used the same fucking soap you did and when I finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad.

Posted by: gawntrail at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (FNZmd)

361 "I have for you hear fifteen...ten commandments."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (GZnia)

362

'Cause nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a prosthetic testicle.

And it taking two months waiting to get it done. Welcome to government-run health care.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (2qU2d)

363

Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

ok i have to know what thats from. its killing me

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (bftbi)

364 Soylent Green is People!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (QECjC)

365 @368
Yes, "I have become comfortably numb."

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:02 PM (sey23)

366

Wait, did someone say shoes? Mmmm, shoes.

Speaking of which, I bought myself a sexy pirate costume today. Just. Because.

Too bad I have no place interesting to wear it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:03 PM (RZ8pf)

367 Let me see if I grasp this concept, okay? You’re suggesting that we take some fucking parking-shuttles and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun-store and watch our good friend Andy place some cowboy-movie-jump on the covered wagon-bullshit. Then, we're gonna dive across the ruined city through a welcome-committee of a few hundred-thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fuckin' asshole's boat?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:03 PM (otlXg)

368 Geez, another bad call made in favor of the Yankees.  Quel Surprise!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:03 PM (qP2BK)

369 "Be cool ... and be kind of a dick ..... be David Caruso in Jade"

"I know exactly what you're talking about"

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 06:03 PM (45d/e)

370 "Soylent green is people!" "Damn dirty apes!" Charleton Heston 2fer!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:03 PM (GZnia)

371 "...be nice...until its time to not be nice"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (rzald)

372 evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (SwkdU)

373 If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (dQdrY)

374 #393  ok i have to know what thats from. its killing me

Aliens.  One of Bill Paxton's (Hudson) character lines.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (otlXg)

375

Ok I am breaking a rule. This is a goonies quote.

 

"That's my mom's most favorite piece!Uuuuuh... "

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (bftbi)

376

"Nite morons.

I up to page 683 of the Obamacare bill, that section where it subsidizes sex change operations for cats owned by gay costume designers.

Pretty gripping reading there. I only hope the Chinese don't fuck our asses too hard when they come to collect the debt.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (VPwsO)

377 Get your paws off of me, you filthy ape!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (QECjC)

378 344 Ooo...Oh...Ooo... Oh...Oh god...Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh God...Oh yeah right there  Oh!  Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes  Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh...

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 10:56 PM (UaSIe)

That's what she I said.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:04 PM (H5pLq)

379 The Wall is reminding me of something.  Yes, they're on the jack-booted thug scene now

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (sey23)

380

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (2qU2d)

381

"Cute Cat, What's its name?"

 

 

Posted by: Annoying Customer at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (kiIqi)

382

#393  ok i have to know what thats from. its killing me

Aliens.  One of Bill Paxton's (Hudson) character lines.

I had to ask.. Just to be sure

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (bftbi)

383 Madness?  THIS IS SPARTA!!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (otlXg)

384 Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (GZnia)

385 "See you at the party, Richter!"

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (45d/e)

386 I bet nobody can remember this one:

"he doesn't fit"

"fold him"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (rzald)

387

Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

ok i have to know what thats from. its killing me

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 11:02 PM (bftbi)


Turn in your Man Card for not knowing that one. Game over man, game over.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 06:05 PM (9Lm5R)

388

The Wall is reminding me of something. Yes, they're on the jack-booted thug scene now

In the flesh?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (bftbi)

389

Too bad I have no place interesting to wear it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 11:03 PM (RZ8pf)

Heh!  You could go to the party we were invited to but aren't going to.  I just didn't feel like getting a costume and getting dressed up.  I'm just not feeling very festive these days.  Don't know why...The evite reminder came yesterday and said "feel free to bring a friend or two"--which was not in the original evite.  I don't think very many people are going   Kind of weird, huh?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (qP2BK)

390 "Spartans, what is your profession!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (GZnia)

391 We can't all be right.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (2qU2d)

392 "I am Spartacus!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (GZnia)

393 Billy, do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (QECjC)

394 300 meter spread.  No sound.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (otlXg)

395 "Is that Claremont, Booker?"

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:06 PM (sey23)

396 Hold until relieved ...
Hold until relieved.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 06:07 PM (45d/e)

397

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Oooh, WTR, I got the chills just reading that.

 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:07 PM (qP2BK)

398 Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (QECjC)

399

419

no what is it from

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (bftbi)

400

"Impetuous..., Me??  What happened to the guy who punched Amanda Gross's mother in the face?"

"It wasn't her Mother, it was her Grandmother...and the Bitch had it coming."

Posted by: Mallrats! at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (kiIqi)

401 No. I am Spartacus.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (2qU2d)

402 Piss boy!!?

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (UaSIe)

403 #30 Gone with the Wind sequel sucks and, by all that's holy, should be a minus (-) 90. Get her a copy of "The Outfit" by Gus Russo. That book, in a sane world, would garner 180+ points or make her the sole non-contested winner, hands down.

Posted by: TonyRezko at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (rgxlx)

404 Oh, PGIS.  I was so bummed.  Yesterday I stopped at the Bartells at Bridle Trails on my way home from work, and they didn't have the caramel apple sugar babies!  I was really sad.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (qP2BK)

405 (Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?)"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (otlXg)

406 Mallamutt, I had another quote from History of the World, from the Roman portion. Which reminds me, "Count de Money, Count de Money!" "De mo-NAY. It's Count de mo-NAY!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:08 PM (GZnia)

407 your probably so stoned you dont even know it

Posted by: djarnold at October 29, 2009 06:09 PM (zTMpb)

408 We shot them under Rule 303.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 06:09 PM (9Lm5R)

409 This is me breathing.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:09 PM (sey23)

410 You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together, and blow...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:09 PM (QECjC)

411 "It's 'frahnk-en-schteen,' 'frahnk-en-SCHTEEN...'."

Posted by: TheresaD at October 29, 2009 06:09 PM (iGCmo)

412 I bought myself a sexy pirate costume today.

We're gonna meet up someday  : )

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:09 PM (B5cM9)

413 "One word:  Plastics."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:10 PM (qP2BK)

414 "Houston, we have a problem."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:10 PM (GZnia)

415 Heeere's Johnny!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:10 PM (C3uAX)

416 runningrn, Braveheart is one of my favorite movies ever but it's so sad to watch.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:10 PM (GZnia)

417 David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:10 PM (VtygY)

418 Squeal like a pig!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:10 PM (QECjC)

419

Nay. Nay. Nay.

You Swedish tease.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:11 PM (2qU2d)

420 Robin and the Seven Hoods, an old Sinatra movie that was a comedy.  Some mob lackeys just whacked some guy and were trying to fit him in to a steamer truck and were bitching about the guy being too tall to fit.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:11 PM (rzald)

421 Mallamutt, how about Shakespeare? MacBeth and Taming of the Shrew were two of my favorites. I read them when I was 10 in 5th grade.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:11 PM (GZnia)

422 be the ball nanananaaanana

Posted by: djarnold at October 29, 2009 06:11 PM (zTMpb)

423 No they were not murderers. Murderers do not explode when light touches them

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:11 PM (bftbi)

424 "Bialystock and Bloom!" "Now Ula dance."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:11 PM (GZnia)

425 Did you ever pick your toes in Poughkeepsie?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (QECjC)

426

"One word:  Plastics."

From at least two movies.

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (UaSIe)

427 this thread makes me head hurt.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (H5pLq)

428 "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (GZnia)

429

Oh, and in honor of Halloween:

"I see Dead People."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (qP2BK)

430 Sorry CoolCzech. Old cache.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (C3uAX)

431 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know!

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (AW/8h)

432 I wonder what happened to the O-Nee-Ders.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (45d/e)

433

Mallamutt, how about Shakespeare?

 

Say I slew him not

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (bftbi)

434 Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (otlXg)

435 "I'll fiiiiiiiind you!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (GZnia)

436 Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (dQdrY)

437 Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:12 PM (VtygY)

438 "Where the White Women At?"

Posted by: Sheriff at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (kiIqi)

439 Adrian! ADRIAN!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (QECjC)

440 "Lord, what fools these mortals be."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (GZnia)

441

A slice off a cut loaf's never missed.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (2qU2d)

442 Hey, Myerson. Say, I thought you were taller. I don't remember
you being this short - how'd you get so short?

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (sey23)

443 "greed is good"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (rzald)

444

runningrn, Braveheart is one of my favorite movies ever but it's so sad to watch.

 

its also probably the most historically inaccurate movie in history. still good though

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (bftbi)

445 Can you get stung by a dead bee?

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (UaSIe)

446 Why a duck?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (2qU2d)

447 Nigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:13 PM (VtygY)

448  

Posted by: harpo at October 29, 2009 06:14 PM (2qU2d)

449 "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:14 PM (GZnia)

450 He's a killer, Rock!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:14 PM (QECjC)

451 Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 06:14 PM (YX6i/)

452 "My guess is, this is the Singing Bush."

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:14 PM (kiIqi)

453

It's not official without the presidential seal. Where's the presidential seal?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (2qU2d)

454 He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (sey23)

455 Shut up, bitch! Where's my turkey pot pie?

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (I3Udb)

456 "feed the tuna mayo"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (rzald)

457 then say he is not slain, but dead he is

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (bftbi)

458 Why I'm not a witch at all, I'm a girl.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (Iy57I)

459 its also probably the most historically inaccurate movie in history. They got the king right and which battles the Scots won. Although in the case of Stirling, the incorrect way the battle was won. But otherwise, yeah, it's a fantastic movie.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (GZnia)

460 When I get back, I'm going to kill you.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (otlXg)

461

Ho, McClintock!

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (UaSIe)

462 Warriors, come out to play-yay!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:15 PM (C3uAX)

463 "I'm a love broker"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:16 PM (rzald)

464 "Doctor. Doctor... Doctor, Doctor...and Doctor"

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:16 PM (kiIqi)

465 Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:16 PM (bftbi)

466 "Is it okay to yell 'movie! movie!' in a crowded firehouse?"

Posted by: TheresaD at October 29, 2009 06:16 PM (iGCmo)

467 "Tuna! I can't feed Pudge tuna! That would be an abomination!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:16 PM (GZnia)

468 You are nothing but unorganised grabass-tic pieces of amphibian shit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 06:16 PM (45d/e)

469 "I have just met you and I love you." "Squirrel!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:17 PM (GZnia)

470

Machine stole my fuckin' quarter!

Hey, guys! I got my quarter back!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:17 PM (2qU2d)

471

If his wife's a lesbian, does that make him a fag?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:17 PM (2qU2d)

472 "The cone of shame!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:17 PM (GZnia)

473 A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (bftbi)

474 "Ye cant feed a dog on the dole, and ye cant feed a family either." My collie made me post this one from Lassie Come Home

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (sey23)

475 "There's no crying in baseball!"

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (/ud7c)

476 Vinny Gambini: I object to this witness being called at this time. We've been given no prior notice he would testify. No discovery of any tests he's conducted or reports he's prepared. And as the court is aware, the defense is entitled to advance notice of all witness who will testify, particularly those who will give scientific evidence, so that we can properly prepare for cross-examination, as well as give the defense an opportunity to have his reports reviewed by a defense expert, who might then be in a position to contradict the veracity of his conclusions.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini?
Vinny Gambini: Yes, sir?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
Vinny Gambini: Thank you, sir.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Overruled.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (VtygY)

477

Puttin' on the foil coach.

Shut up! I'm listening to the fuckin' song!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (2qU2d)

478 What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (dQdrY)

479 Wow, the ONT's been up for little more than an hour and we're at 500+ comments. Awesome.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (GZnia)

480 Squeal like a pig!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 11:10 PM (QECjC)

Dead Ball, personal foul.  Unnecessary mind fuck.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (YX6i/)

481 Can we dance wif your dates?

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (sey23)

482

Two dollars!

Gimme my two dollars!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:18 PM (I3Udb)

483 "chocolate covered cotton balls"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (rzald)

484 All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (otlXg)

485 [dragging ass into house from new funderemployed job, dropping to all fours, crawling to computer panting heavily]

evening, morons

[collapsing on floor]

Posted by: arhooley at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (VG4Q3)

486 Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (VtygY)

487 "I'm am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (pVvKc)

488 "I haven't been fucked like that since Middle School"

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (kiIqi)

489 Work the problem!

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:19 PM (UaSIe)

490 "Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two yooouths."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:20 PM (C3uAX)

491 518 Can we dance wif your dates?

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 11:18 PM (sey23)

I can't dance. The kiln explosion that killed me and all.

Posted by: Fawn Lebiowitz at October 29, 2009 06:20 PM (H5pLq)

492 @522

Welcome and congrats on the job even if it sucks balls.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:20 PM (sey23)

493 "There's only two kinds of women in this world: Those who are fat and those who are destined to be fat."

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:20 PM (kiIqi)

494

492

Who knows not where a wasp doth wear his sting, in his tongue...

Posted by: djarnold at October 29, 2009 06:20 PM (zTMpb)

495 "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way Sydney."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (GZnia)

496 This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (dQdrY)

497

Little Women she has read. And she has knocked down Pride and Prejudice. May have to check the Austin catalogue and see if something else comes up.

I love Jane Austen:  Persuasion is really good and my all time favorite is Mansfield Park (it literally made my heart ache when FannyPrice first arrived at her rich cousins' house and when her Uncle sent her back to the squalid home she hadn't lived in since she was a child).  Emma is also really good.

Other really good books:  "To Kill A Mockingbird"--my favorite book I read in 7th grade, "Animal Farm", read that in Jr. High too.  "Seabiscuit" is a great book, and I really enjoyed the all the James Herriot books when I was in junior high. 

Oh, it's curtains for my Phils, sigh!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (qP2BK)

498 "I'm not THE god, just A god"

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (B5cM9)

499 Back, get back! It's a blowjob!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (QECjC)

500

O.k. I feel bad leaving, but the 16 year old just got home from and we have to review report card. I am either going to be real happy and want to share some time with her. Or I am not going to be real happy and want to share some thoughts with her. Either way, in the spirit of the wonderful age we live in, I leave you with what could be the M and M creed:

"I'm as mad as hell...and I am not gonna take it anymore"

Also, thanks for the reading suggestions - much appreciated.

Remain calm! All is well! All is well!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (bftbi)

501 "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (C3uAX)

502 Can we dance wif your dates?

Only if you have 10 cents, Y-not.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:21 PM (DTz4W)

503 519

Two dollars!

Gimme my two dollars!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 11:18 PM (I3Udb)

Riiiiiicky!!!!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:22 PM (H5pLq)

504 Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.

Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2009 06:22 PM (xCBQ4)

505

It burns! It burns!

Posted by: exorcist and scary movie at October 29, 2009 06:22 PM (2qU2d)

506

Other really good books:  "To Kill A Mockingbird"--my favorite book I read in 7th grade, "Animal Farm", read that in Jr. High too.  "Seabiscuit" is a great book, and I really enjoyed the all the James Herriot books when I was in junior high. 

yeah to kill a mocking bird was one of Truman Capote's best works

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:22 PM (bftbi)

507 "I'm just the janitor"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:22 PM (rzald)

508 "Must go faster! Must go faster!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:22 PM (GZnia)

509 "I defeated Zurg!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:23 PM (GZnia)

510 Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:23 PM (dQdrY)

511

Oh, it's curtains for my Phils, sigh!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 11:21 PM (qP2BK)

--But A-Rod still sucks.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:23 PM (I3Udb)

512 [vomit]

Posted by: the guy from the crying game at October 29, 2009 06:23 PM (2qU2d)

513 I want to quote Krull but I can't think of a memorable line

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:23 PM (bftbi)

514 This is your pulse. This is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed directly up your ass.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 06:23 PM (45d/e)

515 Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (QECjC)

516 Mo shut it down, Yankees just won.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (rzald)

517

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 11:13 PM (bftbi)

Geez Ben!  What a killjoy.  Between that and the Yankees winning, I'm going to have to look for something to drink.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (qP2BK)

518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFzC8_aLZZo

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (DTz4W)

519 IT'S IN THE HOLE.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (dQdrY)

520 Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I  admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister.

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (UaSIe)

521

"Charlie Don't Surf!"

 

(That should be Bonus Points!)

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:24 PM (kiIqi)

522 I'm just a cook.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (otlXg)

523 Tell him about the Twinkie.

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (pVvKc)

524 I fart in your general direction!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (QECjC)

525 "It's a dag. For me ma."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (GZnia)

526

"Do you have your rental contract?"

"I threw it away."

"Oh dear."

"What?"

"You're fucked."

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (I3Udb)

527 @537

"Yeah she's got her head in his lap, Yahoo!"

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (sey23)

528

--But A-Rod still sucks.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 11:23 PM (I3Udb)

Yes he does: )  Thanks logprof for the support.  You're a good man!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (qP2BK)

529 544- "yeah to kill a mocking bird was one of Truman Capote's best works" Ha ha.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 06:25 PM (XzzCe)

530

Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and France.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:26 PM (2qU2d)

531

Geez Ben!  What a killjoy.  Between that and the Yankees winning, I'm going to have to look for something to drink.

I am not responsible for the yanks, the other thing, i totally take claim for

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:26 PM (bftbi)

532 I crap bigger than you.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:26 PM (QECjC)

533 Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:26 PM (dQdrY)

534 "She's a man, baby!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:26 PM (GZnia)

535 "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (qP2BK)

536 Stan: You know what the minimum age for execution here is? 10.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (VtygY)

537 "...I read your book"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (rzald)

538

It's a dag. For me ma."

A dog?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (bftbi)

539

He was a better dancer than Churchill! A better dresser than Churchill!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (2qU2d)

540 Oh boy, isn't this GREAT?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (QECjC)

541 566 - gobble, gobble

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:27 PM (Iy57I)

542 #531 garrett...   Brain cells came and go, right...  But fat cells live forever

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (kmgIE)

543 Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name!  Because this is the only p**** you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (UaSIe)

544 And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (dQdrY)

545 Excuse the interruption...
Geezus, my collie is snoring like a banshee (do banshees snore?).  Why'd I get a dog with a snout like a light saber if she was just going to snore away like a friggin' bull dog all night?!
Back to our programme...

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (sey23)

546 "Rommel, you magnificent bastard!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (qP2BK)

547 "Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (C3uAX)

548 You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:28 PM (otlXg)

549 Rommel You Magnificent Bastard! I read your BOOK!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (QECjC)

550

I got your fortune cookie.

It says: You're shit outta luck.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (I3Udb)

551 You're John G. So you can be my John G... Will I lie to myself to be happy? In your case Teddy... yes I will.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (YX6i/)

552

"Heeere's Johnny!"

"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (qP2BK)

553 Always with the negative waves, Moriarity.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (2qU2d)

554 Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (VtygY)

555 You go in the cage? Cage goes in the water. Shaaaarks in the water,\

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (bftbi)

556

Jesus, Larry. You urinated on the picture of Jesus??

(((too soon??)))

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:29 PM (H5pLq)

557 There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (2ocJB)

558 Why are you talking to me this bullshit? I think maybe I have Ramon and Cesar staple your tongue to your chin! What do you think?

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (sey23)

559 Afghanistan bananastan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (9Lm5R)

560

You zee American army.

No we ain't, baby.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (2qU2d)

561 "I'm always on the hunt for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm"

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (B5cM9)

562

runningrn, I'm sorry! There were about 5 boxes there when I was there at noon, because I bought another box for myself! By the way I live 3 minutes from there.

The party I'm going to Saturday evening consists of people who put on a hat and think they are in a costume.

Token movie quotation:

*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (RZ8pf)

563 I came here to chew gum and kick ass and I am all out of gum

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (bftbi)

564  I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:30 PM (dQdrY)

565 Let my people go!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:31 PM (QECjC)

566 "My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump." "Me and Jenny were like peas and carrots."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:31 PM (GZnia)

567 Otto: Don't call me stupid.
Wendy: Why on earth not?
Wanda: [after Otto breaks in on Wanda and Archie in Archie's flat and hangs him out the window] I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
Otto West: Don't call me stupid.
Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:31 PM (VtygY)

568 "Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:31 PM (GZnia)

569 Houston, we have a problem!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:32 PM (QECjC)

570 "What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus rex."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:32 PM (GZnia)

571 Kelly's Heros rocked.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:32 PM (dQdrY)

572

607

great movie

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:32 PM (bftbi)

573 Help me! Help me! I'm being oppressed! Come see the violence inherit in the system!

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:32 PM (pVvKc)

574 604  I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 11:30 PM (dQdrY)

I'm sorry are you talking to me??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:32 PM (H5pLq)

575 "One ring to rule them all."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (GZnia)

576 (hahaha and I didn't even need a sock for that one!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (H5pLq)

577 "Pittsburgh, Massachusetts, U. S. A."

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (sey23)

578 she isn't only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (Iy57I)

579 did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (bftbi)

580 “Dancing is just a conversation between two people.  Talk to me.”
Hope Floats (199

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (DTz4W)

581 "Franks and Beans!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (qP2BK)

582 Reveille! Reveille! Reveille! Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Today is Sunday! Divine worship at zero-eight-hundred!

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:33 PM (UaSIe)

583 You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:34 PM (dQdrY)

584 "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:34 PM (GZnia)

585 And for the Morons with two left feet:

“I can't dance. My limbs are lethal weapons. Innocent people got hurt trying to teach me dance.”

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:34 PM (DTz4W)

586

Hey Farva. Whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

You mean Shenanigans?

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 06:34 PM (2ocJB)

587 "...and to think.  I was going to do your family a favor and hook up the disney channel for free!  Well, forget it!"

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:34 PM (kiIqi)

588 "we're going to need bigger guns"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:34 PM (rzald)

589 Who are those guys?

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (sey23)

590 I have his Gourd.


Evening morons

Posted by: todler at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (ySQRj)

591 “I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows ‘til you come home.”
Duck Soup (1933)

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (DTz4W)

592 You are a P-I-G pig!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (QECjC)

593 "Like I always say, if it isn't Baroque, then don't fix it."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (GZnia)

594 [Archie visits George, who is guarded by two policemen]
Archie: We need to talk.
George: You tell those pigs to F*** off.
Archie: F*** off, pigs.
[the two policemen don't move]
Archie: Did you hear what I said? F*** off!

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (VtygY)

595

625

i am going to use that at my sisters wedding in dec, i hate dancing

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (bftbi)

596 Why do you have a watermelon in a vise?

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:35 PM (Iy57I)

597 You must be a gay fish.

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (pVvKc)

598 "You scratched my anchor!"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (C3uAX)

599 C'mon, baby, give me a little sugar.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (Iy57I)

600 "Pudge controls the weather."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (GZnia)

601 And, of course, the best movie line yet about dancing:

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Batman (1989)

Any one up for the challenge?

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (DTz4W)

602 It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (QECjC)

603 Tonight we dine in hell.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (Iy57I)

604

It was a good name, until that no-talent assclown started winning Grammys

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (I3Udb)

605

"Like I always say, if it isn't Baroque, then don't fix it."

hahahahhahhaha

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:36 PM (bftbi)

606 French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (VtygY)

607 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I'm The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (otlXg)

608 "feed me. feed me"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (rzald)

609 I cut your arm off. 

No you didn't, it's just a flesh wound

Posted by: todler at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (ySQRj)

610 636, excellent line.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (VtygY)

611

And, of course, the best movie line yet about dancing:

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Batman (1989)

Any one up for the challenge?

Do you ask that of all your victims?

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (bftbi)

612

"Round up the usual suspects."

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (CzB/V)

613 http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/070505/movie-quote.gif

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at October 29, 2009 06:37 PM (27nOK)

614 i asked for one boy, and here there are two.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (Iy57I)

615 "Marcus got lost in his own museum."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (GZnia)

616 do you know what the weather report is for tonight?

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (Iy57I)

617 "Everyone has a laughing place."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (GZnia)

618 "Big tree fall hard"

Posted by: katy at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (iHJSp)

619

" 'Best of Both Worlds'? "

"Hermaphroditic Porn.  Beautiful Chicks with Dicks that put mine to shame." 

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (kiIqi)

620

"Ahoy, polloi."

 

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (CzB/V)

621 "Do you trust me?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:38 PM (GZnia)

622 "Pick up that blood."


* This line of quotes could go on all night. Caddyshack is one of the most quotable movies of all time. In fact just quote the entire script. Still classic after all these years.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (C3uAX)

623 Are you kidding me? I killed the boss! You think they won't fire me for that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (QECjC)

624 if only my arms were a little bit longer -- is there any chance you have a babboon in your pocket?

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (Iy57I)

625 "Everything is better under the water."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (GZnia)

626 Nicole: Do you live alone, Inspector?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes, I do.
Nicole: Do you ever get lonely?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: No. Not since the Internet.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (VtygY)

627 n triple witching toight. damn

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (Iy57I)

628 #629   With or without brains?

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (kmgIE)

629 Yes! I hit 666! Woohoo! With a little mermaid quote to boot. Now I can go take a shower.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (GZnia)

630 "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, KILL THE WABBIT"

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (CzB/V)

631

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

PGIS!  Do you really live 3 minutes from Bridle Trails?  OMG!  I live less than 10 minutes from there!  I didn't get there til 4ish.  Heh!  I think that's funny that you cleaned out the store!  We live really close to eachother!  That is really wild.  There's another moron man (his name escapes me at the moment) who lives in Kirkland too.  Wow!  Have you mailed in your ballot yet?  I looked at all the people running for Kirkland city council, and I don't like any of them. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:39 PM (qP2BK)

632

We're gonna meet up someday  : )

Absolutely Greg, anywhere but on top of the Empire State Building at midnight, I know how that story ends...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)

633 Oh, Rum -- damn, damn, damn!!!!! I had been saving it up too.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:40 PM (Iy57I)

634 [Flags thrown on posters still quoting Monty Python and Star Wars]

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:40 PM (I3Udb)

635

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

PGIS!  Do you really live 3 minutes from Bridle Trails?  OMG!  I live less than 10 minutes from there!  I didn't get there til 4ish.  Heh!  I think that's funny that you cleaned out the store!  We live really close to eachother!  That is really wild.  There's another moron man (his name escapes me at the moment) who lives in Kirkland too.  Wow!  Have you mailed in your ballot yet?  I looked at all the people running for Kirkland city council, and I don't like any of them. 

 

It's ok PGIS, us morons will know where to direct the police when you body turns up on a pig farm.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:40 PM (bftbi)

636 Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:40 PM (sey23)

637 "I'm not really bad. I was just drawn that way."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:41 PM (GZnia)

638 Yes! I hit 666! Woohoo! With a little mermaid quote to boot. Now I can go take a shower.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 11:39 PM (GZnia)

Yeah, all that brimstone is going to make you sweat like a farm animal, plus that sulfur smell really lingers.  You're right, you are going to need a shower after that!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:41 PM (qP2BK)

639 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:41 PM (B5cM9)

640 What's it going to do, nibble your bum?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:41 PM (QECjC)

641 "MOM!! THE MEATLOAF!!...Fuck!"

Posted by: katy at October 29, 2009 06:41 PM (iHJSp)

642 Sassy, I was scrambling hard to think of a quote too. I've seen thousands of movies but for the life of me can't remember quotes, haha.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:41 PM (GZnia)

643

"I'm not really bad. I was just drawn that way."

Ooh, that's another good line from a really annoying movie (I hated Roger Rabbit, wish someone would have killed him before they made the movie).

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (qP2BK)

644

"Everything is better under the water."

Life is much better down where its wetter, under the sea. Take it from me.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (bftbi)

645 I know Kung-Fu.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (otlXg)

646 It's obvious that chick who compiled the list hasn't spent much time around men, because she left out:

1. Writing our names on the snow/pavement with our own urine
2. Lighting bombers
3. Belching the alphabet
4. Rating our dumps
5. Wishing we were f*cking her sister instead

Hell, if we were making a list, it'd be a while before we got around to that lame crap she complained about.

Posted by: G$ at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (nxYGK)

647 Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (dQdrY)

648

Maybe there's some other way I can pay for the pizza?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (2qU2d)

649 Ziggy Mao! Ziggy Mao! Mao!

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (bftbi)

650 Yeah, all that brimstone is going to make you sweat like a farm animal, plus that sulfur smell really lingers. You're right, you are going to need a shower after that! It's like being at a spa. They just need to do something about the sulfur aromatherapy scent. Need to change that.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:42 PM (GZnia)

651

4. Rating our dumps

 

It had to be at least 2.5 courics

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:43 PM (bftbi)

652 Two men enter. One man leaves. Two men enter. One man leaves.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:43 PM (2qU2d)

653 "Serpentine, Shelley! Serpentine!"

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (sey23)

654 You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

I want you to hold it between your knees.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (s3Ahp)

655 "Dragon, dra-gon! I don't do the tongue thing."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (GZnia)

656

Runningrn, I live in Redmond, not Kirkland. I haven’t even opened my ballot. But I need to because I’m going to vote for Susan Hutchinson regardless of my real opinion just because I’d love to see the heads explode in Seattle if she wins.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (RZ8pf)

657

"You said this was Outdoor.  But it smells like Indoor."

 

Posted by: Craig at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (kiIqi)

658 Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (QECjC)

659 Like a midget at a urinal I'm going to have keep on my toes.

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:44 PM (pVvKc)

660 * This line of quotes could go on all night. Caddyshack is one of the most quotable movies of all time. In fact just quote the entire script. Still classic after all these years.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 11:39 PM (C3uAX)

Amen.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:45 PM (dQdrY)

661

"Remember, Louie, this gun is pointed straight at your heart."

"That is my LEAST vulnerable spot."

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 06:45 PM (CzB/V)

662 "He gonna go cry in the car..."

Posted by: Smokey at October 29, 2009 06:45 PM (kiIqi)

663 I'll hit the breaks and he'll fly right by.

You're gonna do WHAT?!?!

Posted by: todler at October 29, 2009 06:45 PM (ySQRj)

664 "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 06:45 PM (ObTcs)

665

night.

fuck you dolphin. fuck you whale.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (bftbi)

666 I wonder if I could kick your ass... Wait... not just you... all three of you.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (otlXg)

667 Oh. Wow. Gee Whiz. Looky here. You know we're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them.

Posted by: Rick in MB at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (2ocJB)

668

Ben, around here my body would likely turn up on a horse farm…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (RZ8pf)

669

Stella! Stella!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (2qU2d)

670

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!! Didn't
Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!!!

BANG!

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (UaSIe)

671 Ash: Yeah!
[after shooting King Arthur's sword in half]
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:46 PM (VtygY)

672 'Twas Beauty killed the beast.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 06:47 PM (6yEzu)

673 They're HERE!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:47 PM (QECjC)

674 Dammit Janet!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

675

From the list about chicks:

9. Making T-Shirts

--True.  An ex of mine told me the joke:

Q: How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 50.  One to screw in the lightbulb, and 49 to make T-shirts commemorating the event.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (I3Udb)

676 I coulda been a contender.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (2qU2d)

677 What's the matter?  Forget your bulletproof cup?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (otlXg)

678 Burrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

Squeeze me

Posted by: Dr. Do-it-yourself at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (DIYmd)

679 What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (sey23)

680 "What's a petterass, Walter?"

Posted by: Donnie at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (kiIqi)

681 Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm going to have to feel my way around.

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (pVvKc)

682

I’m out for a bit to cook dinner. I suspect when I return this place will be well over a thousand!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (RZ8pf)

683 Wiseman: When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Ash: Yeah, basically.
Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?
Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 06:48 PM (VtygY)

684 Home is where you wear your hat.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 06:49 PM (6yEzu)

685 "What's it like to have a gun?"

"It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 06:49 PM (ObTcs)

686 No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:49 PM (dQdrY)

687 Fa love Pa.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:49 PM (sey23)

688 Win one for the Gipper!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:49 PM (QECjC)

689 Fire? Perhaps I shall put out the fire with some high quality H2O..

Posted by: Rewrite! at October 29, 2009 06:49 PM (UaSIe)

690 i am going to use that at my sisters wedding in dec, i hate dancing

The line's from Angus (1995)--if you think it'll work.  My guess, however, would be that after saying it, the girls will start lining up. 

But you can try, I suppose.  Remember:  I warned you.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:50 PM (DTz4W)

691 What knockers!

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:50 PM (pVvKc)

692 "Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 06:50 PM (ObTcs)

693 I'll spend a week or two, I'll stay the summer through . . . but I must be going.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 29, 2009 06:51 PM (6yEzu)

694 I'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:51 PM (otlXg)

695

Runningrn, I live in Redmond, not Kirkland. I haven’t even opened my ballot. But I need to because I’m going to vote for Susan Hutchinson regardless of my real opinion just because I’d love to see the heads explode in Seattle if she wins.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

I love Redmond!  We run around there all the time.  A couple of months ago, I lost my car keys (left them in the bathroom at the Watershed).  The people who work for the City of Redmond found them and were so nice in getting them back to me.  We run there, the Sammamish Slough Trial, The Powerline Trail, Bridle Crest Trail, and all kinds of residential neighborhoods there.  (Really good hills!)  Redmond's got the best places to run!  We go grocery shopping at the QFC in Bella Bottega (it's nicer than the Kirkland ones).  And I spent the last month going to Redmond PT twice a week for my hamstring.  (If you ever need PT, they are awesome).  I just cancelled my appt. for tomorrow, because I'm almost better and don't need it.  And yes, I really hope Susan Hutchinson can pull off a win.  Oh, and be sure to vote for Sally Chen (a fellow yellow, but more importantly, a low taxes, small government conservative).  I met her at a tea party this summer.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:51 PM (qP2BK)

696 Does the rolling help?

Posted by: Gwen DeMarco at October 29, 2009 06:51 PM (niZOC)

697 "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 06:51 PM (ObTcs)

698

Moronettes-

I could use some guy advice. But I can see we won't get anywhere with the litany of movie quotes going on tonight! I'll check back next week--I have Halloween parties over the weekend.

This trick is ready to dole out some treats (okay sad attempt at humore-I'm going as Hannah).

Hope everyone has a good time with their kids/parties etc over the weekend!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 06:52 PM (H5pLq)

699 South Bend, it sounds almost like dancing.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 06:52 PM (sey23)

700 The British thug video was about 2 1/2 minutes longer than it should have been.

Posted by: mpur at October 29, 2009 06:52 PM (g/rX/)

701 I refuse to believe you're my son! When we get home, I'm gonna slap your Momma across her face!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:52 PM (QECjC)

702 I'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 11:51 PM (otlXg)

Best line from Lethal Weapon.  I had no idea (til a few years ago) what a whacked out moonbat Danny Glover is!  He's Harry Belafontesque, has a man crush on Chavez and everything. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:53 PM (qP2BK)

703 A battle of five armies, now?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:53 PM (dQdrY)

704 PGiS, Maybe the Space Needle version ends better?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 06:53 PM (B5cM9)

705

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2009 11:52 PM (H5pLq)

Lacey, I'm listening.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:54 PM (qP2BK)

706 "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

Posted by: G$ at October 29, 2009 06:54 PM (nxYGK)

707 Wax on.  Wax off.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 06:54 PM (YX6i/)

708 Would you care for a roll in the hay? Roll, roll!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:55 PM (QECjC)

709 Meat's back on the menu, boys!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 29, 2009 06:55 PM (otlXg)

710 638 "You scratched my anchor!"

Really?!!!  So you gonna scratch mine now?

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 06:55 PM (DTz4W)

711 It can only be attributable to human error.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 06:56 PM (I3Udb)

712 Whacks on.  Whacks off.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 06:56 PM (piBto)

713

"Paint the Fence."

 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:56 PM (qP2BK)

714 I don't have to be nice. I'm rich.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:57 PM (dQdrY)

715 I would like to give a Laurel and Hardy welcome to our new town.... n*gg*r...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 29, 2009 06:57 PM (QECjC)

716 This will have to be my last one for the evening.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 06:58 PM (pVvKc)

717 PONDERISM.....  I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes....  Close enough for me.  Break out the grille. It's time for steaks, potatoes, hamburgers, and dogs!  One last time...ps  I might even have a few chops left.

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 06:58 PM (kmgIE)

718 A whole mountain of pure snow!!!!

Do you know the street value of this?

Posted by: todler at October 29, 2009 06:58 PM (ySQRj)

719 doo-dee-doo-dough-dough

Posted by: rockhead at October 29, 2009 06:58 PM (RykTt)

720

"Live or Die man."

"Die."

"Wrong! (honks nose)"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:58 PM (qP2BK)

721 "Daniel San."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:59 PM (qP2BK)

722 He's an exchange student from Slobovia.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 06:59 PM (dQdrY)

723 At this rate, M&M's, we're on track to break the Memorial Day weekend ONT comment record. Without any filth and raunchiness to boot!

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 06:59 PM (Iy57I)

724 I'm so ronery, so ronery".

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 06:59 PM (qP2BK)

725 Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

Posted by: G$ at October 29, 2009 07:00 PM (nxYGK)

726 Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:00 PM (VtygY)

727 643 Tonight we dine in hell.

Movie Name: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

Quote: The Priest: Youll burn in Hell for this!
Pinhead: Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:00 PM (DTz4W)

728 Mayor Vaughn: I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems.
Hooper: I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:00 PM (VtygY)

729 "Remember the Alamo!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:01 PM (qP2BK)

730

"You had me at hello"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 07:01 PM (RZ8pf)

731 "Shane, Shane, come back!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:02 PM (qP2BK)

732 768 - well, I was quoting from The 300, but I've also seen Hellraiser.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:02 PM (Iy57I)

733
Movie Name: Highway to Hell (1991)
Quote: Charlie: Can you tell me the quickest way to Hell?
The Hitchhiker: Sex, drugs, rockn roll!

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:02 PM (DTz4W)

734  I hope no one minds but I have no intention of facing this sober

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:03 PM (dQdrY)

735 Movie Name: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
Quote: Lea: Sometimes my juices start to flow and I feel like a nymphoid
barbarian in dinosaur Hell.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:03 PM (DTz4W)

736 I sure wish I had some grenades.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:03 PM (WMXl8)

737 Your suffering will be legendary.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:04 PM (dQdrY)

738 "My good opinion once lost is gone forever."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:04 PM (qP2BK)

739 771 - has there been a gheyer line from a movie anywhere?

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:04 PM (Iy57I)

740 "Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?"

Posted by: mpur at October 29, 2009 07:04 PM (g/rX/)

741 This place is so tough we had to put a sign up over the urinals saying, "Don't eat the big white mint."

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 07:04 PM (CzB/V)

742 This thread is so funny--lots of stream of consiousness going on here!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:06 PM (qP2BK)

743 Do you ask that of all your victims?

Only the ones I like and who show great promise.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:06 PM (DTz4W)

744

"Do you know what your sin is?"

"Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with Wrath."

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:06 PM (WMXl8)

745 "Any time you want me, all you have to do is whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 07:06 PM (CzB/V)

746

"On behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks."

"Huhuh huhuh. He said, 'extend.'"

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 07:07 PM (I3Udb)

747 You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a bit fucking boring. That's why I stopped!

Posted by: dorkafork at October 29, 2009 07:07 PM (sWZ7E)

748 mac @ 786 - someone already posted that one like 200 posts above.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:08 PM (Iy57I)

749 A man's got to know his limitations.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:08 PM (WMXl8)

750
Recruiter
: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

Posted by: G$ at October 29, 2009 07:09 PM (nxYGK)

751 "They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:09 PM (ObTcs)

752 "Carpe Diem!  Seize the Day, boys!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (qP2BK)

753 "STEEEEEEELLAAAAA!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (GZnia)

754 Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. 
Donna: God. 
Rayvie: What? 
Donna: Why? 
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (ObTcs)

755 "Hermaphroditic Porn.  Beautiful Chicks with Dicks that put mine to shame."

Pix or it's not Reality.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (DTz4W)

756 We have such delights to show you.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (dQdrY)

757 We need you and I'm sick of your bullshit!

Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (niZOC)

758

Sorry, Sassy. I must have missed it.

"F*** the bonus!"

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 07:10 PM (CzB/V)

759

Fuck.  Tech loses tonight to UNC.

--and how the hell does UNC play two Thursdays in a row?

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 07:11 PM (I3Udb)

760 Carpe pudenda.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 07:11 PM (piBto)

761 "Get thee to a nunnery!  Get thee, go!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:11 PM (qP2BK)

762 "Shane, Shane, come back!" We watched that movie in school. I wanted to smack that kid for being so bloody annoying!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:11 PM (GZnia)

763 799 - It doesn't matter to me. Some morons are actually keeping score. ;-0

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:12 PM (Iy57I)

764 I_lost_my_hand.  I lost my bride.  Johnny has his hand.  Johnny has his bride.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:12 PM (YX6i/)

765 can you say "wigger" on teh new AoS?


Posted by: hobgoblin at October 29, 2009 07:12 PM (vEwzd)

766 You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as...

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:12 PM (sey23)

767 Hell, as long as we're doing Boondock Saints:

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here? "

Posted by: mpur at October 29, 2009 07:12 PM (g/rX/)

768 666 "Everything is better under the water."

Hmmmmmmmm....

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:13 PM (DTz4W)

769 "never ever feed them after midnight"

Posted by: some wench at October 29, 2009 07:13 PM (uJBct)

770 "The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:13 PM (ObTcs)

771 by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:13 PM (Iy57I)

772 "I always drink to world peace."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:13 PM (qP2BK)

773 Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... 
[shouts] 
Rocco: Fuck! 
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:14 PM (ObTcs)

774 can you say "wigger" on teh new AoS?


Posted by: hobgoblin at October 30, 2009 12:12 AM (vEwzd)

--Hell yeah, Ma'fucka!

 

Posted by: J-ROC at October 29, 2009 07:14 PM (I3Udb)

775 "I feel pretty.  I feel pretty.  I feel pretty and witty and gay...."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (qP2BK)

776 "Never send a man where you can send a bullet."

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (CzB/V)

777 813 "I always drink to world peace."
Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 12:13 AM

"Me.. me... me also."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (ObTcs)

778 808 - points taken away, mpur -- someone posted that 440 posts above give or take.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (Iy57I)

779 Davy Crockett: Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat - the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves and makes his first sound as a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words.

Posted by: mpur at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (g/rX/)

780 [After the stand-off, where in Angel Eyes is killed and Tuco finds out that there're no bullets in his gun] You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (VtygY)

781 "Now wait just a Goddamn minute. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for *twenty-four thousand dollars*? That's too fucking high."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 07:15 PM (C3uAX)

782 "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man in the world."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:16 PM (qP2BK)

783 All the women I've ever known were natural-born liars but I never knew about nuns until now.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:16 PM (sey23)

784 "Now Roc, are you sure that you're obee-kay-bee?"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:16 PM (ObTcs)

785 Sassy, I posted that Hamlet quote already.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:17 PM (GZnia)

786 “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:17 PM (dQdrY)

787 819: Whatever. I've got other things to do besides read every single post on the thread.

Posted by: mpur at October 29, 2009 07:17 PM (g/rX/)

788

"We've got to catch them red handed."

"What color were their hands?"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:17 PM (qP2BK)

789

"Bear left, bear left."

"Right, Frog!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (qP2BK)

790 "I don't know if you're into it or not, but you're going to have to suck on this until I get my money back."

Posted by: mac at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (CzB/V)

791 I guess points taken away from me, then. Thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (Iy57I)

792 Is anybody else having trouble playing the video at the scrambled eggs link? It's a Quicktime video and i get sound but no picture.

Posted by: koopy at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (8DaJ6)

793 Truck drivin' passed out Phantom 309 mothafucka!

Posted by: J-ROC at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (I3Udb)

794 "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (GZnia)

795 "Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:18 PM (ObTcs)

796 826 - but it's Macbeth, Rum, not Hamlet.

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:19 PM (Iy57I)

797 #816   Oh god, it's Pygmalion.

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 07:19 PM (kmgIE)

798 [Approaching a column of grey-clad cavalry]Tuco: (shouting) God's with us because he hates the Yanks too![Officer pats the grey dust from his blue uniform.]Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates idiots also.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:20 PM (VtygY)

799 Speaking of Boondock Saints, the movie starts out with a nod to the Kitty Genovese murder:

Monsignor: And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. 
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. 
Murphy: Aye.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:20 PM (ObTcs)

800 You represent the Everymothafucka at home, so don't get too animated with your candy.

Posted by: J-ROC at October 29, 2009 07:20 PM (I3Udb)

801 “I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.”

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:20 PM (dQdrY)

802 Send...more...paramedics.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 07:21 PM (9Lm5R)

803 We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:22 PM (sey23)

804 Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:22 PM (WMXl8)

805 We're going to need more FBI guys.

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:22 PM (sey23)

806 826 - but it's Macbeth, Rum, not Hamlet. Duh, I knew that. I had Hamlet on my mind.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:23 PM (GZnia)

807 I guess they're gonna need some more FBI guys.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:24 PM (WMXl8)

808 So we found this mouse in our beer, eh.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:24 PM (YX6i/)

809 Oh, I meant, duh on me, not you. I was thinking about Hamlet and typed that even though I had a picture of the Three Witches in my head.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:24 PM (GZnia)

810

You got one shot left in that shooter. Make the most of it.

 

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:24 PM (WMXl8)

811 You have always been, and ever shall be, my friend.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:25 PM (dQdrY)

812

"Can you tell me the dates of these alleged tardies?"

(Waves hand dismissively)  "I was surfing the crimson wave.  I had to haul ass to the ladies..."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:25 PM (qP2BK)

813 Rum - I better go to bed. I started taking this way too seriously. Good night! And once again, all hail Queen of the Underworld, Rum!

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:25 PM (Iy57I)

814 Oh god, it's Pygmalion. I thought it was Westside Story. Or Analyze That.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:25 PM (GZnia)

815 "I think I know my Mel Gibson, it was that Polonius dude."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:26 PM (qP2BK)

816 It's not the years. It's the mileage.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:26 PM (WMXl8)

817 Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end!

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:26 PM (sey23)

818 Good night, Sassy!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:27 PM (GZnia)

819 Sports Illustrated and Rush Limbaugh. Again.

By now everyone knows that Rush Limbaugh was dropped from his bid to purchase the Saint Louis Rams, and that the main reason for that was because of completely fabricated quotes about slavery and Martin Luther King's assassin that were spread throughout the sports media, and most especially by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

So. I read last week's edition of SI last night, and the chick columnist on the inside back cover went off on some kind of rant againt Rush "playing on white fear" or some such bullshit. It was pretty annoying, but whatever.

But tonight, I am reading this week's edition of SI, and one of the letters to the editor that they decided to publish just frankly pissed me off. I mean, you want to talk about beating a dead horse? This moron named Jed Levine from Forest Hills, New York compared Rush Limbaugh to George Preston Marshall. For those who don't know, George Preston Marshall was the owner of the Washington Redskins from the 1930s to the 1960s. Marshall refused to allow any black players on his team.

So, this Jed Levine ignoramus is comparing Rush Limbaugh to a racist segregationist who openly engaged in racial discrimination. And SI decides that this is one of their letters to the editor that is worthy of printing? Unbelievable.

Look, whatever one thinks of Rush Limbaugh, the man is not a racist. His long-time call screener, James Golden, is a black man. One of his frequent guest hosts, Walter Williams, is a black man. One of his most frequent guests, Ken Hutcherson, who is a close personal friend of Rush's, is a black former NFL player. Rush was married to his third wife by Clarence Thomas, the only black Supreme Court justice, and also a close personal friend. One of Rush's favorite political writers is Thomas Sowell, a black man. And on and on.

Why does the mainstream media engage in such blatant character assassination? (Oh, wait. Never mind.) The moron Drew Sharp from the Detroit Free Press pulled the same nonsense on the O'Reilly Factor, spreading bogus smears about Rush as if they were true. Don't facts matter anymore?

Posted by: RJ at October 29, 2009 07:27 PM (ADbI4)

820

"If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend."

"You've been saying that since the fifth grade."

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 07:27 PM (I3Udb)

821 Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:27 PM (rYWEB)

822 "Alas poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:27 PM (GZnia)

823 Bueller?  Bueller?

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:28 PM (sey23)

824 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at October 29, 2009 07:28 PM (3IZGh)

825 Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 07:28 PM (9Lm5R)

826

Kid, next time she talks like that, pee all over the dress.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:28 PM (WMXl8)

827 "But, LT. Dan, you ain't got no legs."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:28 PM (GZnia)

828 When Cameron was in Egypt's land.....let my Cameron go.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:30 PM (WMXl8)

829 725 Home is where you wear your hat.

John Bigboote: Let's go back up to my office to my place and talk about this like two reasonable beings.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:30 PM (DTz4W)

830  I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:30 PM (WMXl8)

831 *Apparently, the management is none to impressed with our silly movie quoting efforts. TWO threads have gone up!

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 29, 2009 07:30 PM (sey23)

832 Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:31 PM (rYWEB)

833 "Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July."

Posted by: dorkafork at October 29, 2009 07:31 PM (sWZ7E)

834 He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 07:31 PM (9Lm5R)

835 *Apparently, the management is none to impressed with our silly movie quoting efforts. TWO threads have gone up!

Posted by: Y-not join in? at October 30, 2009 12:30 AM (sey23)

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: McManus at October 29, 2009 07:31 PM (YX6i/)

836

Not a movie quote, but my life. Right now I’m in the middle of sorting out whether a relationship I had hoped would be somewhere now will ever be anywhere or if it is headed nowhere so I can go somewhere with someone else. sigh.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)

837 874 - do you know what your daughter did? (OK, now I'm really going to bed)

Posted by: Sassypants at October 29, 2009 07:32 PM (Iy57I)

838 Fuck procedure.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:32 PM (WMXl8)

839 "Latrine, that's an interesting name." "We changed it in the 9th century. It used to be Shithouse."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:32 PM (GZnia)

840

#855   WTR   Pygmalion was a 1938 movie Orginally written by George Bernard Shaw. The 1964 movie was renamed My Fair Lady.

Posted by: mystry at October 29, 2009 07:33 PM (kmgIE)

841

Don't forget to pray about it, PGIS.

Now to dig up more quotes.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:33 PM (WMXl8)

842 We ain't in the takin' prisoners business. We're in the killin' Nazis business and business is a-boomin'.

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 07:34 PM (pVvKc)

843

Not a movie quote, but my life. Right now I’m in the middle of sorting out whether a relationship I had hoped would be somewhere now will ever be anywhere or if it is headed nowhere so I can go somewhere with someone else. sigh.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 30, 2009 12:32 AM (RZ8pf)

It sounds like you know the answer already.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:34 PM (qP2BK)

844 Wolverines!

Posted by: helofixer at October 29, 2009 07:34 PM (l8Yn9)

845 " . . . women are but the toys which amuse our lighter hours---ambition is the serious business of life."

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:34 PM (dQdrY)

846 President Skroob: I can't make decisions, I'm a president!

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:34 PM (VtygY)

847 Pa loves you too, Fa.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:34 PM (DTz4W)

848 Well, my balls is halfway up my ass but other than that I'z perfect.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:35 PM (WMXl8)

849

Not a movie quote, but my life. Right now I’m in the middle of sorting out whether a relationship I had hoped would be somewhere now will ever be anywhere or if it is headed nowhere so I can go somewhere with someone else. sigh.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 30, 2009 12:32 AM (RZ8pf)

Move the 2nd production line to South Carolina.  Just don't tell the Union.  They can find out from the news conference.  IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Boeing at October 29, 2009 07:35 PM (YX6i/)

850 PGiS, my guy has been annoying the crap out of me all week (although I don't think he knows it and I've been trying not to show it). Hopefully he won't be reading this ONT...

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:35 PM (GZnia)

851 Here's an obscure one (well, maybe not for you guys):

"I know drug real from real real."

Posted by: mpur at October 29, 2009 07:36 PM (g/rX/)

852 "But, LT. Dan, you ain't got no legs."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:28 AM (GZnia)

Every time we watch CSI NY, I tell my husband "Isn't it amazing how well Gary Sinese can walk on those prosthetics, it's almost like they're real legs."  And I always crack myself up--sad, huh!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:36 PM (qP2BK)

853 "me so horny, me love you long time"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 07:36 PM (jJ1Rs)

854 We all got it coming, kid.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:37 PM (WMXl8)

855 Pygmalion was a 1938 movie Orginally written by George Bernard Shaw. The 1964 movie was renamed My Fair Lady. Oh, I know that. But I thought runningrn was quoting Westside Story. I only know the songs from My Fair Lady.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:37 PM (GZnia)

856 Oh, and My Fair Lady was a Broadway starring Julie Andrews before they turned it into a movie.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:37 PM (GZnia)

857 Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:37 PM (rYWEB)

858 PGiS, my guy has been annoying the crap out of me all week (although I don't think he knows it and I've been trying not to show it). Hopefully he won't be reading this ONT...

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:35 AM (GZnia

Most of the time, they are completely unaware (unless you are really overt or say something).  I think men like to be clueless.  (Sorry Moron Men).  At least in my experience, they don't like looking for trouble.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:37 PM (qP2BK)

859 "...that's not a knife, this is a knife"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 07:38 PM (jJ1Rs)

860 734 I'll spend a week or two, I'll stay the summer through . . . but I must be going.

Are you sure?

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:39 PM (DTz4W)

861

Hopefully he won't be reading this ONT...

 

I know what you mean. It’s when you least expect it that you should expect it, I’ve discovered.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

862

Most of the time, they are completely unaware...

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 12:37 AM (qP2BK)

Bullshit.  We do it on purpose.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:39 PM (YX6i/)

863 @891 No one is the slightest bit shocked. Boeing has been on the slow wind-down here since the late nineties. There are several thousand acre plots they were holding open for "Expansion" via their wholly owned real estate holding company for quite some time. And now there's a Whole Foods, a Fry's, a movie theater, a raft of housing complexes, etc.

IOW: Anything but large new factories. Or refurbishment. Or anything.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:40 PM (VtygY)

864 Oh, I know that. But I thought runningrn was quoting Westside Story. I only know the songs from My Fair Lady.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:37 AM (GZnia)

I was.  West Side Story was a movie with Rita Moreno, Natalie Wood, and Russ Tamblyn.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:40 PM (qP2BK)

865 runningrn, that's so funny. My favorite line in Forrest Gump is when he gets the letter in the mail and narrates, "Lt. Dan invested us in some kind of fruit company [camera looks at Apple logo] and now we don't have to worry 'bout money no more."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:40 PM (GZnia)

866 "This is this. This ain't something else, THIS is THIS"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 07:41 PM (jJ1Rs)

867 I've been acused of being clueless when it comes to noticing flirtation.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:41 PM (dQdrY)

868

Bullshit.  We do it on purpose.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 12:39 AM (YX6i/)

How about purposely, blissfully unaware.  Like I said, men don't want to look for trouble (whereas women do--it's a weird dynamic).

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:42 PM (qP2BK)

869

Above, there are two real threads.

Hmmph!

Posted by: Blog Watch at October 29, 2009 07:42 PM (UaSIe)

870 It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:42 PM (rYWEB)

871 runningrn & PGiS, I don't even know why he's annoying me, but he just is. I don't want to say anything about it and won't. But I just want to beat him a little.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:43 PM (GZnia)

872 The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

Posted by: helofixer at October 29, 2009 07:43 PM (l8Yn9)

873 900 PGiS, my guy has been annoying the crap out of me all week (although I don't think he knows it and I've been trying not to show it). Hopefully he won't be reading this ONT... Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:35 AM (GZnia) Most of the time, they are completely unaware (unless you are really overt or say something). I think men like to be clueless. (Sorry Moron Men). At least in my experience, they don't like looking for trouble. Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 12:37 AM Oh geez. You know what used to annoy the crap out of me when I was dating someone? When she was annoyed with me and instead of telling me what I was doing that was annoying her, she kept it to herself and stewed about it, and then blamed me for not knowing what was annoying her.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:43 PM (ObTcs)

874 If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2009 07:43 PM (9Lm5R)

875 You're tearing me apart!

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:43 PM (YX6i/)

876 “I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.”

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 07:44 PM (VtygY)

877 "I removed the liabilities, and I provided some of the assets"

"cop, killer, two sides of the same coin"

"why don't you be a good cop and leave the killing to me"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 07:44 PM (jJ1Rs)

878 We're from the government. We are here to help.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:44 PM (dQdrY)

879 Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't get da' help!

Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2009 07:44 PM (pVvKc)

880 You know what also annoys the crap outta me? When I f'ck up the HTML in a comment I make. ARG!

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:45 PM (ObTcs)

881 "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:45 PM (qP2BK)

882 Hmm... if that's England, how come the punk isn't speaking English?

Posted by: Wise Mongol at October 29, 2009 07:45 PM (6+SS9)

883

900, ignorance is bliss.

Any other fans of this movie out there?:

So, Ted, are you going to remember for the next 40 years, give or take a decade, that you *refused* a $1000 for one second's worth of work? Or that you *made* $1000 for one second's worth of work?

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:45 PM (WMXl8)

884 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:46 PM (rYWEB)

885 "You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:46 PM (ObTcs)

886 This is Jack Brown.  Jack, meet Master Bates.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:46 PM (YX6i/)

887 Michael, I'm not going to blame him for not knowing what's annoying me since he doesn't know. But I don't want to tell him because I don't want to get in a fight about it. And really, I don't know what it is that's annoying me so much. It's little things I think are common sense and he doesn't get. Or the way he's been talking about politics. We agree on most things, but I think he's really really new about all this and has nowhere near the knowledge and cynicism I have and it's tiring hearing him bitch about everything.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:47 PM (GZnia)

888 Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:47 PM (rYWEB)

889 And I hate that he has an addiction to Fox News. I never liked Fox News. I hate all cable news.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:47 PM (GZnia)

890 740 South Bend, it sounds almost like dancing.

Would it be inconvenient?

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 07:47 PM (DTz4W)

891 runningrn & PGiS, I don't even know why he's annoying me, but he just is. I don't want to say anything about it and won't. But I just want to beat him a little.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:43 AM (GZnia)

Heh! Heh!  You might feel better if you did!  Sometimes there isn't any one thing you can put your finger on for said annoyance.  Sometimes, it's just a cummulation of those little petty annoyances (like leaving the toilet seat up, leaving food encrusted dishes in the sink and not running any water in them, night time snoring, sometimes even the way they chew).  Relationships are hard work.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:48 PM (qP2BK)

892

The drums. They've stopped.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:49 PM (dQdrY)

893

It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

----nite, morons.

Posted by: Scott J. at October 29, 2009 07:49 PM (WMXl8)

894

Okay, ad with the the chick with the small head and the weight loss is even more annoying than Randy from Trailer Park Boys and his weight loss.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 07:49 PM (I3Udb)

895 "I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:49 PM (GZnia)

896 And I hate that he has an addiction to Fox News. I never liked Fox News. I hate all cable news.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:47 AM (GZnia)

Heh!  Glen Beck is destroying your relationship.  He is just that evil!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:49 PM (qP2BK)

897 Take me to Pleasure Town.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:49 PM (rYWEB)

898 Glen Beck is destroying your relationship. He is just that evil! LOL. I grew up on talk radio, Larry Elder and Rush Limbaugh. I disdain TV news, esp cable news. And that's where he gets all his information.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:51 PM (GZnia)

899 929 Michael, I'm not going to blame him for not knowing what's annoying me since he doesn't know. But I don't want to tell him because I don't want to get in a fight about it. And really, I don't know what it is that's annoying me so much. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:47 AM I'm not going to criticize your specific situation, wherestherum. What you and runningrn said just hit a nerve is all.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:51 PM (ObTcs)

900 Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:51 PM (rYWEB)

901 "Dead Tom's dead! He killed Dead Tom!"

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:51 PM (GZnia)

902 I disdain TV news, esp cable news. And that's where he gets all his information.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:51 AM (GZnia)

Um, you might want to see if he's into guys.  I'm just saying, 'cause my dad was addicted to Fox News and he also ended up being into other guys.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:52 PM (YX6i/)

903 931 And I hate that he has an addiction to Fox News. I never liked Fox News. I hate all cable news. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:47 AM Same here. I listen to Rush every day and I read blogs. That's it. I consider all other "news" outlets to be worthless.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:52 PM (ObTcs)

904 Michael, the scene you described is something I never understood about women. Why do they blame men for not being psychic? I don't do that. At the same time, if I'm annoyed or pissed, I keep it to myself because I don't like fighting.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:53 PM (GZnia)

905

As the World Turns Around the Obamas

http://tinyurl.com/yjnwnmc

The Obamas' marriage is profiled in the New York Times Magazine. Michelle Obama is on the cover of December Glamour. This can mean only one thing: the poll numbers. The words hedonistic and self-centered don't begin to describe this dynamic duo.

Posted by: Czarface at October 29, 2009 07:53 PM (bXhsu)

906

Michael, I'm not going to blame him for not knowing what's annoying me since he doesn't know. But I don't want to tell him because I don't want to get in a fight about it. And really, I don't know what it is that's annoying me so much. It's little things I think are common sense and he doesn't get. Or the way he's been talking about politics. We agree on most things, but I think he's really really new about all this and has nowhere near the knowledge and cynicism I have and it's tiring hearing him bitch about everything.

My husband gets irritated with me because I'm a lot more informed politically than he is and he doesn't want to know all the bad stuff that's going on.  Ignorance is bliss! 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:53 PM (qP2BK)

907

This can mean only one thing: the poll numbers. The words hedonistic and self-centered don't begin to describe this dynamic duo.

I like the cut of your jib!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:54 PM (qP2BK)

908 Did anyone understand a word of that video?

Posted by: agmike at October 29, 2009 07:55 PM (CCqrP)

909 Heh! Heh! You might feel better if you did! Sometimes there isn't any one thing you can put your finger on for said annoyance. Sometimes, it's just a cummulation of those little petty annoyances (like leaving the toilet seat up, leaving food encrusted dishes in the sink and not running any water in them, night time snoring, sometimes even the way they chew). Relationships are hard work. Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 12:48 AM My theory is that the small annoyances only become annoyances when there is something else wrong in the relationship. When my relationships were going well, I never let the small annoyances bother me. When my relationships were going badly though, the small annoyances became huge headaches.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:55 PM (ObTcs)

910 Do you have any dreams? Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...

Posted by: dorkafork at October 29, 2009 07:55 PM (sWZ7E)

911 I listen to Rush every day and I read blogs. That's it. I consider all other "news" outlets to be worthless. I listen to Rush if I'm in the car and driving around town. Otherwise all my news is from the blogs. I find it to be more substantial than cable news. That's why I hate cable news, not just the lefty bent, but even Fox, because of the commercials and crap like that, there isn't enough time to really talk about anything in depth. Talk radio is the same way, but since Rush doesn't take callers often he has more time to talk about stuff.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:55 PM (GZnia)

912  if I'm annoyed or pissed, I keep it to myself because I don't like fighting.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:53 AM (GZnia)

I think that may be an Asian thing.  The stiff upper lip and all.  But if you are really having issues, you really do need to talk about them calmly and unemotionally.  Otherwise those little things are going to pile up, and you're just going to blow! 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:56 PM (qP2BK)

913

>>Um, you might want to see if he's into guys.  I'm just saying, 'cause my dad was addicted to Fox News and he also ended up being into other guys...Posted by: Editor

That is just so.. wrong.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 07:56 PM (rYWEB)

914 I listen to sports talk radio when I can.  I starve for it here in Canada.  I just wish I could pick up Jim Rome.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 07:57 PM (I3Udb)

915

Um, you might want to see if he's into guys.  I'm just saying, 'cause my dad was addicted to Fox News and he also ended up being into other guys.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 12:52 AM (YX6i/)

Holy Crap!  Are you serious?  What was your first clue?  The endless loops of Shephard Smith?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 07:57 PM (qP2BK)

916

That is just so.. wrong.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 30, 2009 12:56 AM (rYWEB)

To the choir, sim.  To the choir.  I blame Shepsmith.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 07:58 PM (YX6i/)

917  An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 07:59 PM (dQdrY)

918 946 Michael, the scene you described is something I never understood about women. Why do they blame men for not being psychic? I don't do that. At the same time, if I'm annoyed or pissed, I keep it to myself because I don't like fighting. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:53 AM Fights are good, though. (1) to not let things stew and grow bigger and to just nip them in the bud right away and (2) for the "make-up sex" (or make-up making out, if you're not having sex) Seriously, I always thought fighting was healthy, so long as it never got personal (name-calling and such). But, yes, the 'expecting guys to be psychic' thing is a huge pet peeve of mine. Women typically consider guys to be huge moronic idiots, yet at the same time they expect us to be mind-readers. Apparently we're supposed to be mind-reading moronic idiots. Brilliant.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 07:59 PM (ObTcs)

919 We're both stubborn so if we lock horns it's exhausting. I could get into the mini argument we had today, but I won't because I don't think anyone really cares, haha. But here's a question, do all of you know how to pronounce "faux"? He's been pronouncing it "fox" and I told him it was "foh" and then he goes off and starts ranting about the French. He's never been to France. And it bothers me that he just assumes all the French are snooty. (Ok, I know it's a worldwide joke and we all poke fun at the French, but it's the way he says it.) Maybe it's just I'm more cosmopolitan than he is or something. Sorry to dump. This thread was fun tho!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 07:59 PM (GZnia)

920 Editor..
So sorry. Is he in jail?

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 08:00 PM (rYWEB)

921 Sorry to dump. This thread was fun tho!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:59 AM (GZnia)

--Huhhuhhuh, you said dump.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 08:01 PM (I3Udb)

922 Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:01 PM (dQdrY)

923 956 I listen to sports talk radio when I can.  I starve for it here in Canada.

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2009 12:57 AM (I3Udb)

Well, there's always Curling.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:01 PM (VPwsO)

924 I am going to nail those fins to the floor.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 08:01 PM (rYWEB)

925

Holy Crap!  Are you serious?  What was your first clue?  The endless loops of Shephard Smith?

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 12:57 AM (qP2BK)

Well, the clues were always there, but I guess I was just in denial.  It really became apparent to me during my 20's and started thinking to myself that many of his actions and tastes were not.... normal.

But, uh, I didn't find out for real until he called to tell me he was going to jail for pulling a, um, Larry Craig.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 08:02 PM (YX6i/)

926 Michael, I just think fighting about stupid stuff is stupid. And my annoyances are petty and are personality quirks. I'm sure I'll get over it. He's been working the night shift so he's home in the morning. I like my alone time in the morning and not having to talk to anyone and he's invading on that. Thank God that ends tomorrow.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:02 PM (GZnia)

927 and I told him it was "foh"

That's the correct French pronunciation.  At least I remember that much from H/S French classes.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:02 PM (jJ1Rs)

928 I thought hating the french was a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:03 PM (dQdrY)

929 "Sometimes they call me, well, a witch."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:03 PM (GZnia)

930

I'm Ryan 2.0.

If I have to answer for everything that guy did, we're never going to move on.

Posted by: Ryan Howard at October 29, 2009 08:04 PM (I3Udb)

931 Is he in jail?

Posted by: sickinmass at October 30, 2009 01:00 AM (rYWEB)

No - he did 10-days, but a lot more has come out and, well, after 35-years the marriage is over and... well, I don't have it in me to even try to "understand".

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 08:04 PM (YX6i/)

932 You and your little dog, too.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:04 PM (DTz4W)

933

Obama?

He's a smart guy..

Posted by: Bill Suckass O'Reilly at October 29, 2009 08:05 PM (VPwsO)

934

But, uh, I didn't find out for real until he called to tell me he was going to jail for pulling a, um, Larry Craig.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 01:02 AM (YX6i/)

Holy Crap!  Wow, that's really quite something.  How old were you when that happened?  Your poor mom!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 08:05 PM (qP2BK)

935 I thought hating the french was a feature, not a bug. I still call them cheese eating surrender monkeys. But I still want to go there and eat the foot and see the sights. He just writes off the entire culture and historical contributions of the French (through Napoleon anyway).

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:06 PM (GZnia)

936

If I have to answer for everything that guy did, we're never going to move on.

Posted by: Ryan Howard at October 30, 2009 01:04 AM (I3Udb)

That guy did two words:  Jack and Squat! 

AAAACK!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 08:06 PM (qP2BK)

937 Um, that's eat the FOOD, not the FOOT. Unless it's a pig foot.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:06 PM (GZnia)

938 It was 3-months ago when I found out.  The hardcore stuff was about 2-months ago.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 08:06 PM (YX6i/)

939

That's the correct French pronunciation.  At least I remember that much from H/S French classes.

C'est vrai, peurple!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 08:07 PM (qP2BK)

940 953 I listen to Rush if I'm in the car and driving around town. Otherwise all my news is from the blogs. I find it to be more substantial than cable news. That's why I hate cable news, not just the lefty bent, but even Fox, because of the commercials and crap like that, there isn't enough time to really talk about anything in depth. Talk radio is the same way, but since Rush doesn't take callers often he has more time to talk about stuff. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 12:55 AM Amen, that is the exact reason I stopped watching 'cable news' and find all of it, including -- actually especially -- the opinion shows on FNC, to be completely worthless. They have no time to go in depth with any of the issues they cover. Blogs, meanwhile, will have links to research and have unlimited space to lay out the entire argument for any particular issue. You cannot get that kind of thorough analysis anywhere else. Period. Rush does do the best job of anyone outside of blogs though. It helps that he has a 3-hour show and he runs it all and will spend as much time as he feels necessary on a topic in order to make sure people understand it. He preps, but he sticks to no particular script or plan. If breaking news happens and he feels he should focus on that, he will adjust and do that. That's really why the Left hates him and attacks him so much. Because they know he is the absolute best at exposing them and getting the facts out and doing it in such a clever and entertaining manner that people enjoy listening to his show.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:07 PM (ObTcs)

941 Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:08 PM (dQdrY)

942 That's the correct French pronunciation. At least I remember that much from H/S French classes. I never took French (I took Spanish, living in SoCal and all) and even I knew that. But maybe I'm just good with languages and he's not.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:08 PM (GZnia)

943 It was 3-months ago when I found out.  The hardcore stuff was about 2-months ago.

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 01:06 AM (YX6i/)

Wow, I can't even imagine.  I hope you and your family are doing ok.  I'm sorry for your loss--the loss of what you thought your father was, the loss of what you had with your father, and the hurt he caused your family. 

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 08:09 PM (qP2BK)

944

Posted by: Editor at October 30, 2009 01:04 AM (YX6i/)

So sad to hear that... as Jung said, "the psychology of everyday life is pathopsychology".

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:10 PM (VPwsO)

945

That guy did two words:  Jack and Squat! 

AAAACK!

Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2009 01:06 AM (qP2BK)

You got the wrong guy:

http://tinyurl.com/ylbd9nm

Ryan Howard vs. Ryan Howard

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 08:10 PM (I3Udb)

946 Everyone has incidents in their past they regret.  Sometimes it involves an unwarranted insult to some kid back in grade school, or being selfish, sometime it involves toe tapping in rest rooms or inconveniently dead bodies that need disposal.

Its all a matter of degree. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:10 PM (jJ1Rs)

947 He just writes off the entire culture and historical contributions of the French (through Napoleon anyway).

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:06 AM (GZnia)

I'd like to visit the cathedrals. Other than that they can level Europe for all I care. Okay, Rome is a must see, but that's it.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:11 PM (dQdrY)

948 968 Michael, I just think fighting about stupid stuff is stupid. And my annoyances are petty and are personality quirks. I'm sure I'll get over it. He's been working the night shift so he's home in the morning. I like my alone time in the morning and not having to talk to anyone and he's invading on that. Thank God that ends tomorrow. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:02 AM I had some similar annoyances with my ex. I like my alone time too. Which is why I am attracted to strong, independent women who aren't needy and clingy. But, like runningrn stated above, relationships are hard work sometimes. Just gotta learn to adjust to certain personality quirks when you know the relationship overall is worth it.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:11 PM (ObTcs)

949 Roy: Our studies indicate the weapon is totally useless in warfare.
David Decker: It's not intended for use in your kind of warfare, Roy. It's the perfect peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret.
Man: So it's both immoral *and* unethical?
David Decker: Yes.
[they all laugh]

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 08:13 PM (VtygY)

950 984 That's the correct French pronunciation. At least I remember that much from H/S French classes.

I never took French (I took Spanish, living in SoCal and all) and even I knew that. But maybe I'm just good with languages and he's not.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:08 AM (GZnia)

Or maybe you're speaking English and can pronounce the word any damn way you feel like. We ain't got no steenking Académie Anglaise telling us how to speechify words like foreigners.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 08:13 PM (z843g)

951 We all have things we hide from our families, to protect them. We men are evil. It just differs in degrees and predilections.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:14 PM (VPwsO)

952 I'm the popular social networking site known as bookface.

Posted by: Jim Halpert at October 29, 2009 08:14 PM (XzzCe)

953 OK, my husband is home from his clas now.  I'm going to go watch The Mentalist with him (which he use to hate becaue he thought it's ripping off Psych, but now he really likes it.  I believe a cedrtain statuesque red haired hotie might have something to do with it, plus he likes the Asian dude--thinks he can relate).  Good Night everyone.  WTR, every relationship goes through it's ups and downs.  Always remember to keep the lines of communication open even if you don't feel like it.  Plus living with someone brings its own share of trials, tribulations and tender sweet ecstacies.  Hang in there, girlfriend!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 08:14 PM (qP2BK)

954

By the way, whomever posted as “Boeing” way up there, that there was funny stuff.

 

Just made the mistake of watching a few minutes of KING 5 our local affiliate. Jean Enerson was talking to the witch that is our governor about how hard it was to lose the Boeing contract. Jean Enerson asked her who is running the country, government or corporations and Gov. said government, but in this case Boeing. Then she said that there are two areas of job growth the government says, clean energy and health care.

 

As I was turning off the television I thought to myself “you mean the two areas of growth the government is currently trying to fuck up are…”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 08:14 PM (RZ8pf)

955 We need you and I'm sick of your bullshit!

Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to eat *pause* with the rest of us.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:14 PM (DTz4W)

956 Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 01:11 AM (ObTcs) I think it's also because for the last 2 months he's really the only person I have to interact with on a regular basis out here. I talk to you guys at night, but that's it. I talk to my dad online, but there's no one physically here I can go out to lunch and shop with and vent to. He's it. I know I'll meet people out here, it's just a matter of time. But until then, *shrug.*

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:15 PM (GZnia)

957 snag

Posted by: fluffy at October 29, 2009 08:15 PM (SwkdU)

958 I never took French (I took Spanish, living in SoCal and all) and even I knew that. But maybe I'm just good with languages and he's not. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:08 AM Even if I didn't realize that was how it was pronounced, anyone who kept up with LGF (when it was still good) and it's "Fauxtography" stuff with the Israel-Hezb'Allah war effort could have figured it out then that it was pronounced "FOH" not "Focks". There are some times where it helps to watch TV though or listen to radio to find out pronunciations. I thought at first that Rod Blagojevich's name was "BLAH-goh-JEV-itch". Learned about two weeks into the whole thing surrounding him that it was "Blah-GOY-a-vich". heh

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:15 PM (ObTcs)

959 I regret not allowing Kelly LaBrock make me her love slave back in the 80s. Ah well.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:16 PM (dQdrY)

960

Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2009 01:10 AM (I3Udb)

Ha! Ha!  I'm an ijit!  OK, I'm out for real now!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 08:16 PM (qP2BK)

961 Learned about two weeks into the whole thing surrounding him that it was "Blah-GOY-a-vich".

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 01:15 AM (ObTcs)

I KNEW he wasn't Jewish. Hooray!

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:16 PM (VPwsO)

962 Thanks, runningrn. Good night!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:17 PM (GZnia)

963

Or maybe you're speaking English and can pronounce the word any damn way you feel like. We ain't got no steenking Académie Anglaise telling us how to speechify words like foreigners.

Says the man with the funny letters in his name…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 08:17 PM (RZ8pf)

964 934

The drums. They've stopped.


what movie is that from? I know it and its driving me mad

Posted by: helofixer at October 29, 2009 08:18 PM (l8Yn9)

965

what movie is that from? I know it and its driving me mad

Posted by: helofixer at October 30, 2009 01:18 AM (l8Yn9)

Was it "The Searchers"?

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:19 PM (VPwsO)

966 Or maybe you're speaking English and can pronounce the word any damn way you feel like. We ain't got no steenking Académie Anglaise telling us how to speechify words like foreigners.

Says the man with the funny letters in his name…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 30, 2009 01:17 AM (RZ8pf)

Do I tell you all how you have to pronounce it? No.

Is it wise to try and say it correctly? Yes.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 08:19 PM (z843g)

967 Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 01:15 AM (ObTcs) Heh, yeah I learned Blago's name on the radio. I'm also one of those people who's very precise and detail oriented and I HATE looking like an idiot. So I make sure I know how to say things correctly or do things correctly in a different culture. If I go to another country, I try to blend in. (Me, OCD? Just a little.) Unlike my mother who said to me within earshot of a Englishman, "They sell French fries!" To which said gentleman said, "We do not sell French fries here." I told her they're chips, not French fries.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:20 PM (GZnia)

968 Snotty damn french can't even pronounce fox right. Bastards.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:20 PM (dQdrY)

969 "They fuck you at the drive-through!"

Posted by: TheresaD at October 29, 2009 08:20 PM (iGCmo)

970

The deleted scenes from "Baby Shower" always get me in tears.

(especially when Jan finds out Kevin sold his sperm to where she got her baby, and the breast-feeding scene)

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 08:22 PM (I3Udb)

971 Ack, so sorry to kill the thread! Back to movie lines: "It's called....a dinglehopper."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:23 PM (GZnia)

972 998 I think it's also because for the last 2 months he's really the only person I have to interact with on a regular basis out here. I talk to you guys at night, but that's it. I talk to my dad online, but there's no one physically here I can go out to lunch and shop with and vent to. He's it. I know I'll meet people out here, it's just a matter of time. But until then, *shrug.* Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:15 AM Ahah, ok, well that explains a lot. Well, as others have mentioned, hang in there. I had an old friend/coworker (he and his wife moved to Chicago about 2 years after we both started working at Ford in 1999) whose wife was a school teacher, but couldn't find a job right away after they moved out here. He was telling me that she was feeling down and jealous of him, because he had friends at work and friends he was making when we started playing walleyball as well. She, though, had no one, since they were from Peoria, IL and all her family was back there. They had moved to this area for his job. So there were times when he said he couldn't go do something with the guys and me, because he didn't want to leave his wife at home again, feeling that way. We eventually did stuff together, the three of us, but then, of course, I felt like the third wheel. But it made her happy to be going out and doing something with another person other than her husband, so I bagged my 3rd wheel feelings. Eventually they moved to Chicago for another job that he got, and she has family in Chicago, so things worked out really well with the new move. But, in the beginning, she was quite lonely and jealous.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:23 PM (ObTcs)

973 Ilsa: No. No, Rick, not tonight.
Rick: Especially tonight.
Ilsa: Please...

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:23 PM (DTz4W)

974 The "X" at the end of French words is often silent or just a clue.  Not all that different than the odd J-to-H pronunciation for leading "J"s and the LL-to-Y in Spanish words

La Jolla == La Hoya

Spanish, French, Italian are all similar being substantially derived from Latin.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:25 PM (jJ1Rs)

975 By the way, whomever posted as “Boeing” way up there, that there was funny stuff.

Oh yeah - they're just regular ol' comedians.

Posted by: IAM Local 751 at October 29, 2009 08:25 PM (YX6i/)

976 Unlike my mother who said to me within earshot of a Englishman, "They sell French fries!" To which said gentleman said, "We do not sell French fries here." I told her they're chips, not French fries. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:20 AM Tom: "Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs." Sarah: "He means English."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:26 PM (ObTcs)

977 I hope you like fox meat.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at October 29, 2009 08:27 PM (I3Udb)

978 1008- I always picture the pronunciation of the first part of your a name as a really long Southern drawl of the name "Matt."

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 08:27 PM (XzzCe)

979 "First you give us the continuum transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:27 PM (ObTcs)

980 So much for sex without consequences

Posted by: Michael Scott at October 29, 2009 08:28 PM (I3Udb)

981 Posted by: Michael in MI at October 30, 2009 01:23 AM (ObTcs) I kinda have the opposite problem. I know if I had a job I'd probably have made a friend or two by now. He's been at his job for a year now and doesn't hang out with any of his coworkers outside of work. And he doesn't have any other friends out here. He has some in Saratoga (thought many are still in the Navy and have shipped out), and his best friend we see pretty much every weekend, but otherwise, he's not really social. He's super shy so I guess he doesn't make friends easily, but his lack of going out there and meeting people is kind of a drag.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:28 PM (GZnia)

982 Well, he's exciting because he isn't quite normal.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:29 PM (DTz4W)

983 And why the hell don't they teach Latin anymore?!?!  With a bit of Latin, you can stumble your way through a lot of the word bases in a dozen different languages.  Even Polish, Czech and Russian have a fair number of words with Latin'ish bases that are recognizable.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:29 PM (jJ1Rs)

984 Who here has ever been koi ponded?

Posted by: Michael Scott at October 29, 2009 08:29 PM (XzzCe)

985 Spanish, French, Italian are all similar being substantially derived from Latin. My Spanish language background has helped me figure out many a French and Italian pronunciation/translation. Gotta love those Latin based languages. Although some French pronunciation rules seem to be complete anarchy.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:30 PM (GZnia)

986

Me Tarzan. You Jane.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:31 PM (dQdrY)

987 I always picture the pronunciation of the first part of your a name as a really long Southern drawl of the name "Matt." I thought it was more like "mate." I never knew what to do with them funny looking non-English letters. =p

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:32 PM (GZnia)

988 "Sex with a terrorist"

Posted by: Meredith Palmer at October 29, 2009 08:33 PM (I3Udb)

989 "Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. Or forgotten."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:33 PM (GZnia)

990 Well, bonsoir.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2009 08:33 PM (YX6i/)

991 Who's Snow White?

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:33 PM (DTz4W)

992 Sacre bleu! 1000+ comments and it's not even 2 am!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:34 PM (GZnia)

993 1020 1008- I always picture the pronunciation of the first part of your a name as a really long Southern drawl of the name "Matt."

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 30, 2009 01:27 AM (XzzCe)

Actually that's pretty close - it's basically the 'a' sound in /cat/.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 08:35 PM (z843g)

994

I’m supposed to be getting stuff ready for my son’s class Halloween party. I have zero motivation.

 

“So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 08:35 PM (RZ8pf)

995 I can't remember the movie with the drums quote either. It is a cowboy movie or Tarzan.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:36 PM (dQdrY)

996 Spanish and Italian are very similar.  French about 80%.  The other 20% is completely off the wall.  I think they do it that way because...well...they're French and they do it different just to be difficult.

English is the language that is completely arbitrary in spelling, grammar rules, and pronunciation.  That arbitraryness pisses me off constantly.  OTOH, English doesn't entertain any of those profoundly brain dead and completely useless notions of gender modified pronunciations and spelling.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:36 PM (jJ1Rs)

997 I can get into Cornell, but he doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at October 29, 2009 08:36 PM (I3Udb)

998 Stop. Don't. Come back.

Posted by: Willie Wonka at October 29, 2009 08:36 PM (SwkdU)

999 It's like an Adam Sandler and jelly sandwich.

Posted by: Michael Scott at October 29, 2009 08:36 PM (XzzCe)

1000 English Rules!

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:38 PM (dQdrY)

1001 It's like an Adam Sandler and jelly sandwich.

Posted by: Michael Scott at October 30, 2009 01:36 AM (XzzCe)

--I thought that was Andy?

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 08:38 PM (I3Udb)

1002 No, I think it was a classic Michael Scott analogy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 08:39 PM (XzzCe)

1003 doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever.

Sounds pretty easy...eat the dog, tan the hide for a lean-to tarp.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:39 PM (jJ1Rs)

1004 Tiberius: I will make you my successor, Gaius CalIgula.
Rome deserves you.

Caligula: Is that a joke, uncle?

Toberius: Not yet, but it will be.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:39 PM (DTz4W)

1005 He's super shy so I guess he doesn't make friends easily, but his lack of going out there and meeting people is kind of a drag. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:28 AM I'm the same way. It's interesting to go back, though, and trace how I met my friends here. I am really easygoing and made friends immediately with everyone at work. In a meeting where I was introduced to the group and asked to say a little about myself, I said that I liked to play softball and walleyball and rollerblade. Later that day, I had people come up to me and suggest places to go blading (the MetroParks in SE Michigan), one guy invited me to play for his Ford League softball team and another woman told me that her boyfriend was starting up a walleyball team and told me that they played during the week for practice and suggested I join the group. One of the guys on my walleyball team ended up inviting me to play with his Sunday group (with whom I still play with going on 9 years later), where I ended up meeting guys who eventually became my best friends. Then, with softball. I never really meshed well on my coworker's team, but I ended up showing up early for one of our playoff games and was sitting in the stands watching another game when one of the players from one of the teams asked me if I would play for them as they were a man short. So I did. They were so impressed with me, they ended up asking me to play for them the following year. I ended up playing with them for a good 3 years. I then hooked up with another coworker's team and played on that team for about 2-3 years. Then I ended up sitting next to another guy at work who had a team and needed people, so he invited me to his team and I've been playing on that team in Spring/Summer/Fall for the past 4 years. While on THAT team, one of the guys needed players for a Friday Church league, so invited some of us to play, and I've become friends with guys on that team now as well. Anyway. Really, I was just extremely lucky to work with such a great, great group of people at Ford. I can't even tell you how great that group was/is. I was devastated when they cut all of us contract workers last year in headcount cuts, because after working in that group for a good 7 years, we were more like family than just coworkers. But really, were it not for making friends at work and through walleyball and softball, I'd probably not have met many people. I'm very shy and not very social at all, unless around people I know well. I'd say just give it time. Unless he's just anti-social in general. But, he's dating you afterall so he can't be completely anti-social.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:40 PM (ObTcs)

1006 It looks like someone's got a case of the definitelys.

Posted by: Andrew Bernard at October 29, 2009 08:40 PM (XzzCe)

1007 I am back..had a nice chat with Mrs.


>>Its all a matter of degree.  ..Purple A

Guess I am going to heaven
I will root for all of you when I get there!

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 08:40 PM (rYWEB)

1008 1037 I can't remember the movie with the drums quote either. It is a cowboy movie or Tarzan. Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 30, 2009 01:36 AM They talk about drums in Lord of the Rings, when going into the Mines of Moria. Or there's the drums from Jumanji.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:42 PM (ObTcs)

1009 No, I think it was a classic Michael Scott analogy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 30, 2009 01:39 AM (XzzCe)

--I can't recall. And that would be a simile. :-p

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 08:42 PM (I3Udb)

1010 1025 And why the hell don't they teach Latin anymore?!?!  With a bit of Latin, you can stumble your way through a lot of the word bases in a dozen different languages.  Even Polish, Czech and Russian have a fair number of words with Latin'ish bases that are recognizable.

Yeah Latin is one of the more generic members of the Indo-European grammar and vocabulary-wise. So if you can learn Latin, you can pretty much handle any other language in the family.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 08:42 PM (z843g)

1011 "He saw the world out of the porthole of a leaky freighter, was a collector of memories, and interrupted a lecture at Harvard. In 50 years on earth he did only one thing he regretted. He is survived by his family: Jeff Hawks, who always remembers to flush; Everett Calloway, who knows how to use words; Courtney Blumenthal, who is strong, and also knows how to love; and by Montgomery Kessler, who will graduate life with honor, and without regret."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:43 PM (ObTcs)

1012 1039 I can get into Cornell, but he doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at October 30, 2009 01:36 AM (I3Udb)

If Olbermann can get into Cornell, my especially stupid Golden Retriever can get into Cornell.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:43 PM (dcKUM)

1013 PA, I could go on about English forever! LOL. I'd love to debate the linguistics of the Romance languages and the bastardized language that is English. (German, French and Latin all rolled into one. Gotta love the Anglo-Saxons dominated by the Normans later ruled by the Germans and the Catholic Church. Until Henry and his 6 wives anyway.) And isn't it fun that the language of Russian royal court was actually French and not Russian?

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:44 PM (GZnia)

1014 "Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:44 PM (ObTcs)

1015 "Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:45 PM (ObTcs)

1016 "Know why you hate me so much Jeffrey? Because I look the way you feel."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:45 PM (ObTcs)

1017 Simon Wilder: Is this a lover's quarrel? Maybe I should leave. Courtney: We're not lovers, we're roommates and we respect each others' space. Simon Wilder: You respect each others' empty air? That's very profound for a couple of Harvard students.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:46 PM (ObTcs)

1018 My only complaint about Jason Smith was that he didn't hit the chav hard enough. The man was still flapping his yap after the punch. He should've been lying in the front yard tits up. Other than that... nice hit sir.

Posted by: Chaz at October 29, 2009 08:46 PM (u3fm3)

1019 Oh, and I forgot, Greek is in the mix of languages that's English too. And I'm not talking gyros and dolmas. Oh, PGiS, as a Greek lady, is it "gy-rohs" or "Yee-rohs"?

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:46 PM (GZnia)

1020 Social Security Clerk: I'm going to ask again, do you have evidence of birth? Simon Wilder: I'm sittin' here ain't I lady? What do you think, I happened by spontaneous combustion?

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:47 PM (ObTcs)

1021 I try to minimize the number of inconveniently dead bodies to be stashed and keep the bulk of my regrets to more mundane stuff.  ex. I really regret shooting a pigeon with a BB gun 25 years ago.  It was crapping on my van all the time, and I just wanted to scare it away, but it killed it instead.  Honest to god, I thought pigeons were more substantial than they are and could take a thwack with a BB and not just keel over.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:47 PM (jJ1Rs)

1022

1052 1025

The slavic language are nore Greek-based, and Greek is a much more difficult language than Latin.

I took Russian in college, and it was slow going, due to the shock of a new alphabet and especially difficult tenses.

In contrast, my French and German were much easier.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:48 PM (dcKUM)

1023 Unless he's just anti-social in general. But, he's dating you afterall so he can't be completely anti-social. lol, I'm actually pretty antisocial, but apparently less so than he is! I'm a Gemini so my personality is a complete contradiction at times. I love being alone and I love being a social butterfly.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:48 PM (GZnia)

1024 "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...you're cool...and fuck you!"

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 29, 2009 08:50 PM (2LsNk)

1025

Oh, PGiS, as a Greek lady, is it "gy-rohs" or "Yee-rohs"?

 

“Yee-rohs” with a funny gurgly “g” that I can’t actually do despite practicing over and over again. So I default to “gy-rohs”.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 08:50 PM (RZ8pf)

1026 I'm not learning any language that requires me hock up phlem.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 08:51 PM (dQdrY)

1027 In contrast, my French and German were much easier. I could not for the life of me grasp Chinese, even when I was younger. I was fluent when I was really little, but Sesame Street reenforced my English and my parents stopped talking to me in Chinese. I can't read Chinese but I have a hard time with symbols and associating them with sounds and then combing them to make Chinese. On the other hand, I took to Spanish like fish to water. I was conversant after two years in high school. I can still speak a little, but I'm way more fluent in Spanish than I ever was in Chinese. And through Spanish I've picked up a little but of Italian and French. The language has to have similarities to English for me to learn it. So I can also pick through German a little.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:52 PM (GZnia)

1028 I'm actually pretty antisocial

Same here.  If you look up the definition of a Scorpio it fits me perfectly.  Born Nov 13th.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:53 PM (jJ1Rs)

1029 The thing that blocks my Spanish accent (besides my Valley accent that won't go away) is I can't roll my Rs. It's so sad.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 08:53 PM (GZnia)

1030 887 " . . . women are but the toys which amuse our lighter hours---ambition is the serious business of life."

And, I'll add:  That is as it should be...except for when it's playtime.  That's serious.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 08:54 PM (DTz4W)

1031 Robber: Your money, or your life?
Jack Benny: I'm thinking it over.

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 08:54 PM (zmiSr)

1032 "I think we should call it your grave!" "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Posted by: akbellerive at October 29, 2009 08:54 PM (t85AN)

1033

1069

Spanish is "muy sencillo". I live on the border, and my wife and daughter are fully bilingual, but I have never taken a single day of Spanish. It just flows..

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 08:55 PM (dcKUM)

1034 1071 The thing that blocks my Spanish accent (besides my Valley accent that won't go away) is I can't roll my Rs. It's so sad. Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 01:53 AM Neither can I. I got all the way through 4 years of Spanish in High School faking it pretty well though. It's called a "trill", right?

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:55 PM (ObTcs)

1035 Same here.  If you look up the definition of a Scorpio it fits me perfectly.  Born Nov 13th.

Hmmm somebody's hinting pretty subtly for a surprise party!

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 08:56 PM (z843g)

1036 1071- The rolling "r" is my favorite part of Spanish. I usually like to add a little extra so that I sound like a complete retard to anyone trying to understand me.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 08:58 PM (XzzCe)

1037 Oh, PGiS, as a Greek lady, is it "gy-rohs" or "Yee-rohs"? It's approximately "yiros", the gamma at the beginning is a palatal fricative...similar to the klingon fricative "gh" (those of you who speak it). "gyros" is the singular (gyro is a hypercorrection) which means "to turn" in Greek.

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 29, 2009 08:58 PM (2LsNk)

1038 somebody's hinting pretty subtly for a surprise party!

I don't do parties.  I probably won't even show up for my own funeral ;->

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 08:58 PM (jJ1Rs)

1039 PA, November 13 is my birthday too. 

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 08:59 PM (piBto)

1040 "When we finish this meal you little rodent, we're gonna go out in the yard and see who has the right to run this group of regulators."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 08:59 PM (ObTcs)

1041

1069

I learned some "pinyin" back in the 70's when the standard Chinese textbooks were by Francis. I've always wanted to learn some characters, and am doing that, slowly.

The really hellacious language is Japanese.  Men and women actually have two parallell languages, Japanese friends of mine have told me.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 09:00 PM (dcKUM)

1042 I heard German is so logical, you can make up a word and everyone will know exactly what you mean.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:00 PM (dQdrY)

1043

I love Scorpios, they are so moody, and broody, and cute.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:00 PM (RZ8pf)

1044 I'm not learning any language that requires me hock up phlem. Try Japanese, then. No harsh fricatives there, and very lightly rolled "r/l"

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 29, 2009 09:01 PM (2LsNk)

1045 I love girls who love Scorpios.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:01 PM (piBto)

1046 re gyros, I had a friend in summer school who got pissy with us because she was Greek and we were pronouncing it "gy-rohs." So ever since then I pronounced it "yi-rohs."

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 09:01 PM (GZnia)

1047 "Not that it matters, but... yes." "We don't even care... whether or not we care."

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 09:02 PM (ObTcs)

1048 English is just the result of German soldiers flirting with Norman bar wenches. Or maybe not, but I like the story.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:02 PM (dQdrY)

1049 I want a harsh fricative for my birthday.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:02 PM (piBto)

1050 "This is this. This ain't something else, THIS is THIS"

Yes, it is...this this (v. that this).

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:02 PM (DTz4W)

1051 "To the winch, wench!"

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 09:03 PM (ObTcs)

1052 1085- I realized one day that almost all of my friends are Scorpios. Maybe b/c I'm a water sign, too?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 09:03 PM (XzzCe)

1053 The really hellacious language is Japanese. Men and women actually have two parallell languages, Japanese friends of mine have told me. Well, in the sense of certain verb forms or particle endings. But then, other languages do similar things depending on the speaker. Japanese speaking I find is not too hard...far less work with grammatical endings than the romance languages.

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 29, 2009 09:03 PM (2LsNk)

1054 1094 1085- I realized one day that almost all of my friends are Scorpios. Maybe b/c I'm a water sign, too? Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 30, 2009 02:03 AM You an Aquarius? (I am - Feb 10th)

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 09:04 PM (ObTcs)

1055 1084 I heard German is so logical, you can make up a word and everyone will know exactly what you mean.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 30, 2009 02:00 AM (dQdrY)

German is very structured. It's Time, Manner, then Place in order.

The German verbs, as Mark Twain said in a famous essay, are "marched to the back"  and set up in line.

Alles ist in ordnung, as they say...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 09:04 PM (dcKUM)

1056 909 I've been acused of being clueless when it comes to noticing flirtation.

Something more subtle, perhaps?  I can do subtle.

*batting eyelashes*

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:04 PM (DTz4W)

1057 I heard German is so logical, you can make up a word and everyone will know exactly what you mean. My dad has a friend who is Hungarian (but he immigrated here and fought as a Green Beret in Vietnam) and he speaks German, English, Latin, French and Hungarian. He says Hungarian is a romantic language and German is a thinking language, good for science and philosophy. The guy is wicked brilliant. And he's the one who tipped us off to Soros at the beginning of the election last year.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 09:05 PM (GZnia)

1058 1096- Pisces

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 09:05 PM (XzzCe)

1059 I'm an earth sign. My wife is a water sign. Together we made mud.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:05 PM (dQdrY)

1060 1090 English is just the result of German soldiers flirting with Norman bar wenches. Or maybe not, but I like the story.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 30, 2009 02:02 AM (dQdrY)

I thought it was the Vikings raping the Wessex wenches.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 09:06 PM (dcKUM)

1061 I am hitting the sack. Make me proud and let me awake to better than 1440 comments, mmmkay?

"What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about."
(Dennis Hopper battling prostate cancer)

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 09:06 PM (rYWEB)

1062 Good night, SiM!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 09:07 PM (GZnia)

1063 I'm an earth sign. My wife is a water sign. Together we made mud. Heey! A little respect here, with my lines! Don't go Carlos Mencia on me, here!

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at October 29, 2009 09:07 PM (2LsNk)

1064 When she was annoyed with me and instead of telling me what I was doing that was annoying her, she kept it to herself and stewed about it, and then blamed me for not knowing what was annoying her.

I think that is more of a "girl thing".  I'm glad guys are more direct.  That'd drive me nuts, too.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:08 PM (DTz4W)

1065 The ex and I were water and earth, mud.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:09 PM (piBto)

1066 Nite, SiM.  Stay thirrsty, my frien.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:10 PM (piBto)

1067 *batting eyelashes*

Posted by: Hmmm at October 30, 2009 02:04 AM (DTz4W)

I even assume the forward lean cleavage shot is accidental. I was a sheltered kid.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:11 PM (dQdrY)

1068 I think that is more of a "girl thing". I'm glad guys are more direct. That'd drive me nuts, too. Posted by: Hmmm at October 30, 2009 02:08 AM You know what else is a "girl thing"? Asking for a guy's "honest opinion" when they don't really mean it. For example, when out shopping for clothes and she takes something off the rack and holds it up to herself and says "give me your honest opinion, how do you think this would look on me?" To which I honestly respond, "I don't like it". To which she responds by giving me a dirty look, turning away and then going to get the mirror's opinion.

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 09:11 PM (ObTcs)

1069 He says Hungarian is a romantic language and German is a thinking language, good for science and philosophy. The guy is wicked brilliant. And he's the one who tipped us off to Soros at the beginning of the election last year.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 02:05 AM (GZnia)

Hungarian is a world unto itself.

Leo Szilard said that Hungarians were spacemen who pretended to be human. They spoke a language like no other, they were brilliant, and they had terrible tempers.

My Romanian grandmother said that "when you have a Hungarian as a friend, you don't need enemies."
In any case, my dad married my Hungarian mother, so he didn't listen to his mom, I guess..

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 09:12 PM (dcKUM)

1070 Damn, in less than 24 hours I've forgotten the solutions to the Level 5 stuff in Solomon's Key 2.  Grrrr.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 09:12 PM (I3Udb)

1071 PGiS, I worked in a store in college that Jean Enerson frequented.  Evidently, she was quite the shoplifter, haha.  Weird, she has made a lot of $ for a long time...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:13 PM (B5cM9)

1072 Well, I need to get some sleep so that my powers will be in full force this weekend. I plan to cast a spell on a mortal. Catch y'all in November.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 09:13 PM (XzzCe)

1073

I thought it was the Vikings raping the Wessex wenches.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 30, 2009 02:06 AM (dcKUM)

You wouldn't think they'd have a lot to discuss. Maybe it was a war bride thing. When I form my armies for world domination, I'm bringing that back.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:13 PM (dQdrY)

1074 I'm out too since it's my bedtime. Good night, morons. Bonsoir. Auf wiedersen. Arrividerci.

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 09:13 PM (GZnia)

1075 I heard German is so logical, you can make up a word and everyone will know exactly what you mean.

Yea, you just keep gluing pieces together to make words.

ex. the phrase "snowy mountain" in English is one word.  In German, you can kinda just glue "snow" (Scnhee) to "mountain" (Berge) and get Schneeberge

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 09:14 PM (jJ1Rs)

1076

"Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing... I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man, Gilly. Only that moon. "

Practical Magic

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:14 PM (RZ8pf)

1077 I even assume the forward lean cleavage shot is accidental. I was a sheltered kid. Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 30, 2009 02:11 AM Flirting would never work on me. A girl could flat out walk up to me and say she thought I was cute and say she was interested in me and give me her phone number and I would just assume she was fulfilling a bet to pull a prank on me. (Trust issues? Me? Nah...)

Posted by: Michael in MI at October 29, 2009 09:15 PM (ObTcs)

1078 Heey! A little respect here, with my lines! Don't go Carlos Mencia on me, here!

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at October 30, 2009 02:07 AM (2LsNk)

It was a test. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:15 PM (dQdrY)

1079

Posted by: wherestherum at October 30, 2009 02:13 AM (GZnia)

Do svedania, erev tov, and night all...

Posted by: TexasJew at October 29, 2009 09:15 PM (dcKUM)

1080 The drums. They've stopped.

TAAAAAAAAARZZZZZZZZZAAAANNNNNNN!!!!  SAAAAAVVE MEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:16 PM (DTz4W)

1081 Michael, it sounds like you've been dating typical females. I've been called many things, but never typical. I wish I had some moronette friends to set you up with. If I did, I would truly. Good night!

Posted by: wherestherum at October 29, 2009 09:16 PM (GZnia)

1082

Greg, I heard that she used to shoplift at Nordstrom. I used to really like her reporting but not so much anymore.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:16 PM (RZ8pf)

1083 1110 You know what else is a "girl thing"? Asking for a guy's "honest opinion" when they don't really mean it.

Some girls actually do appreciate a guy's honest opinion. In fact, the 1st person I always ask about more serious questions is a man. Also, if I need help with something mechanical or another area of expertise, I ask a guy. If it involves girl stuff, though, I'm more inclined to ask a fellow female.

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 09:17 PM (zmiSr)

1084 Fascinating, just like in hobo you can glue deek to midden to say purple avenger?

Posted by: Modgi at October 29, 2009 09:18 PM (VefCZ)

1085 Last time I went out, two chix fought over me and one of them grabbed me under the table.  Oh, btw, that kind of flirting is very effective.  Hard to mistake.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:18 PM (piBto)

1086 Buenos Nachos. Aloha. Sayonara.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:19 PM (dQdrY)

1087 The Doctor: Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 09:19 PM (zmiSr)

1088 I don't watch much local news, but she's annoyed me ever since I was told that little tidbit about her- ever since, she just seems like a phony to me

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:20 PM (B5cM9)

1089

See you tamale.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:20 PM (piBto)

1090 Well, I just completed the final splices in the attic to make my new quad receptacle by the desk go live and tested it all with the Ideal SureTest (an awesome electrical circuit test tool BTW, well worth its hefty price tag).  GFCI and AFCI's tripped on command as expected, .2 ohms resistance hot-to-ground.   Alles ist in ordnung. 

Time to lapse into my daily coma.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 09:20 PM (jJ1Rs)

1091 TAAAAAAAAARZZZZZZZZZAAAANNNNNNN!!!!  SAAAAAVVE MEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Hmmm at October 30, 2009 02:16 AM (DTz4W)

Me Tarzan.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:21 PM (dQdrY)

1092 Oh, my, I've killed the thread! *weeps silently in corner*

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 09:22 PM (zmiSr)

1093

I don’t watch much local news anymore either. I read the KOMO website for local information and also because I think they have the best weather reporting.

 

I was just watching tonight while I finished my dinner and it reminded me of why I don’t watch local news anymore.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:24 PM (RZ8pf)

1094 You better revive it. I need at least 5 more hours of distraction.

Posted by: fluffy at October 29, 2009 09:24 PM (SwkdU)

1095 She was shoplifting from a Bartells (on Capital Hill).  Funny thing about working there.... I came to work one day, and the street was closed.  I asked about it, and my co-workers told me, "There's gonna be a parade."  I thought, "Cool!".  Little did I know at the time (I was in college), the only parade on Capital Hill was teh ghey parade!   Imagine my surprise!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:25 PM (B5cM9)

1096 that kind of flirting is very effective.  Hard to mistake.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 30, 2009 02:18 AM (piBto)

Yeah. Then the Code of Chivalry pretty much requires you to grant her wish. It is a harsh code, but duty brings meaning to life.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:26 PM (dQdrY)

1097 1134 Oh, my, I've killed the thread! *weeps silently in corner*

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 30, 2009 02:22 AM (zmiSr)

No, no, you're only 30% responsible for the thread death. Rum is the real culprit for breaking the movie quote streak.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2009 09:27 PM (z843g)

1098

Imagine my surprise!

 

And then your horror as you saw some of the ahem, outfits, the paraders were attired, or not attired in? Or is that only the Fremont Solstice Parade?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:27 PM (RZ8pf)

1099

I’m sorry but this calls for a verboten quotation:

 

“Thread’s not dead yet. It’s feeling better”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:28 PM (RZ8pf)

1100 I was a little innocent at the time... yes, the thin leather strips covering the naughty bits, the, uh, "cavorting", my inability to distinguish some men from women was a little shocking.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:31 PM (B5cM9)

1101

All right, time to turn in.  Have a good night y'all!

 

Epic thread!

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 09:32 PM (I3Udb)

1102 Night, logprof!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:32 PM (B5cM9)

1103 1139 No, no, you're only 30% responsible for the thread death. Rum is the real culprit for breaking the movie quote streak.

Thanks for that, Mætenloch.

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 09:32 PM (zmiSr)

1104 Oh, it killing my eye-rolling emoticon.

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 09:33 PM (zmiSr)

1105 If you cut off my head would I say me and my head or me and my body?

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2009 09:33 PM (I3Udb)

1106 'Ere.  He says he's not dead!

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:34 PM (dQdrY)

1107 I even assume the forward lean cleavage shot is accidental. I was a sheltered kid.

As is slowly brushing up against one's arm with both boobs--and pretending not to notice that you've done that.  Just an FYI for future reference.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:34 PM (DTz4W)

1108 1147 Depends. What's the context?

Posted by: Miss'80sB at October 29, 2009 09:35 PM (zmiSr)

1109

I’ve got to turn in as well. I need an early start on the day tomorrow since I have put off several tasks that need to be ready by 1pm for the school party. Wheee!

 

“I’ll worry about it tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day.”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:39 PM (RZ8pf)

1110 Last time I went out, two chix fought over me and one of them grabbed me under the table.  Oh, btw, that kind of flirting is very effective.  Hard to mistake.

I dunno.  Sometimes that's a sign that they're just trying to impress one another.  Not always, but I'm just sayin.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:39 PM (DTz4W)

1111 Seems the WH is taking on Edmunds.com for exposing the high cost per vehicle sale vis-a-vis "Cash for Clunkers" (on Instapundit)

What a bunch of thin skinned wussies- and that spooks me a little.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:39 PM (B5cM9)

1112 As is slowly brushing up against one's arm with both boobs--and pretending not to notice that you've done that.  Just an FYI for future reference.

Posted by: Hmmm at October 30, 2009 02:34 AM (DTz4W)

How about running her hands across your shoulders as she walks by. Nearly every time. She offered to do me if I'd do her in a shoulder massage. Flirting or just a trade off?

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:40 PM (dQdrY)

1113 Night, PGiS.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at October 29, 2009 09:42 PM (B5cM9)

1114 Me Tarzan.

I'm Jane.  How do you do?

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:42 PM (DTz4W)

1115

On my first date with The Bosoms, I brushed her boobs twice while, I don't know, gesturing, I guess.  They were sticking out there so far, and her chair was really close.  I was embarrassed both times, especially the second.  I said "excuse me" and tried to laugh.

She was great.  She leaned in, grabbed my right hand, put in on her boob, and kissed me.  I like my messages clear like that. 

I have a picture of The Bosoms on FaceBook. 

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:42 PM (piBto)

1116 DEAD PERSON:  I'm not!
CART-MASTER:  He isn't?
CUSTOMER:  Well, he will be soon.  He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:  I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:  No you're not.  You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER:  Oh, I can't take him like that.  It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:  I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:  Oh, don't be such a baby.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:42 PM (dQdrY)

1117 The Saxons believed that thunder on a Wednesday meant the death of lazy women. Thunder on a Sunday indicates the deaths of nuns & monks.

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 09:42 PM (zmiSr)

1118 Here is The Bosoms.  She was such a fun girl.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 09:44 PM (piBto)

1119 Nite all!  Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Hmmm at October 29, 2009 09:45 PM (DTz4W)

1120 Free speech isn't very popular in DC at the moment.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:47 PM (dQdrY)

1121 The forecast is for lots of death late this afternoon, followed by evening plagues.

Posted by: Saxon weatherman at October 29, 2009 09:47 PM (SwkdU)

1122 During Hanoverian times, the Georgians would throw dead cats & dogs at foreigners.

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 09:48 PM (zmiSr)

1123 Sleeep well and wake, Hmmm

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:48 PM (dQdrY)

1124 In Miami they throw lead at foreigners.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 09:50 PM (dQdrY)

1125 When were these Hanoverian times?

Posted by: fluffy at October 29, 2009 09:51 PM (SwkdU)

1126 1167 When were these Hanoverian times?

Georgian Age, 1714-1837

1714: The death of Queen Anne & crowning of George I
1837: Coronation Queen Victoria

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 09:53 PM (zmiSr)

1127 The late 1790s into the 1820s saw many school rebellions. Sometimes the boys used pistols & rocks, or even blew up things w/ gunpowder.

In the 1800s, some crimes punishable by death were:
Going armed in disguise
Poaching fish
Forging bank notes
Cutting down trees

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 09:58 PM (zmiSr)

1128 Hey, did someone shout my name?

What a thread, you morons are great! Here's my two, possibly the two greatest movies of all time, and I'm out, goodnight!


"There is, I regret to say, no such island. I looked for it in every chart. The Isle of Naboombu does not exist."

and, from a very different movie:

"Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"

Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 10:01 PM (/GOJp)

1129 In the 1800s, some crimes punishable by death were: Cutting down trees windfall: In colonial America, the trees belonged to the crown, held aside for masts for the Royal Navy. If a windstorm brought down a tree, it was permitted to be scavenged by commoners.

Posted by: fluffy, trivial moron at October 29, 2009 10:03 PM (SwkdU)

1130 1170 "There is, I regret to say, no such island. I looked for it in every chart. The Isle of Naboombu does not exist."

Hmmm, Bedknobs & Broomsticks. Liked it, but loved Mary Poppins

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 10:04 PM (zmiSr)

1131 Just saw a video entered into the DNC contest where the artist draws the flag on a brick wall and then proceeds to desecrate said flag.  Sheesh what is wrong with this country that someone would even think to do that and that the DNC would name it as one of the twenty semi finalists and that some idiot on Red Eye would say it was fine because it is art????

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2009 10:07 PM (p302b)

1132 During WWI, the Scottish regiments wore tights to protect themselves from mustard gas.

Soldiers also made bombs from jam tins. They also hated plum and apple jams so much that they made up a little ditty about it.

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 10:08 PM (zmiSr)

1133 Of course I love Mary Poppins, but my favorite scene of my childhood, and still, is the suits of armor kicking butt. Gosh do I love that scene.

Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 10:09 PM (/GOJp)

1134 FEAR (1916)
A terror hangs over our heads
I scarcely dare to think
Of the awful doom that each one dreads
From which the bravest shrink.
It's not the crushing shrapnel shell
It's not the sniper's shot,
It's not the machine gun's bursts of Hell,
These matter not a jot.
It's a far worse thing than that, son,
With which we have to grapple.
It's if we see another one
More tin of plum and apple.

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 10:12 PM (zmiSr)

1135
Susan Vance: Anyway, David, when they find out who we are they'll let us out.
David Huxley: When they find out who *you* are they'll pad the cell.

Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 10:17 PM (/GOJp)

1136 Can you butle?

Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 10:20 PM (/GOJp)

1137 1178 Oh, I love that one. Poor David is so long-suffering with Susan, especially when she knocks over his dinosaur. But the best parts, of course, are the actual search for the leopard, IMO. 

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 10:21 PM (zmiSr)

1138 She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.


Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 10:23 PM (/GOJp)

1139 Yep, Prof '80sB, and I love when she plays the tough dame and gets the cigarette and then sneaks out the window. Also: "I was born on the side of a hill!" Another favorite is The Awful Truth, and if you remember in Bringing Up Baby, the prison scene, she tells them David's real name is Jerry the Nipper. Well, in the Awful Truth, when Irene Dunne is trying to embarrass Cary Grant in front of the fiancee's family and insinuate that he's an alcoholic, she says that everyone used to call him Jerry the Nipper. I don't know which movie came first, but I always loved that little touch. 

how bout this one?:
Moses Pray: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?
Addie Loggins: No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!

Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 10:33 PM (/GOJp)

1140 1182 Never seen that one.

Which Cary Grant movie is it where they make a joke about an Archibald Leach (CG's real name, as you know)? I love that.

My favourite Cary Grant film of all time has to be Philadelphia Story.

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 10:45 PM (zmiSr)

1141 Macaulay Connor: This is the Bridal Suite. Would you send up a couple of caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer?
Margaret Lord: What? Who is this?
Macaulay Connor: This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son.
Margaret Lord: Hello? Hello?
Tracy Lord: What's the matter?
Margaret Lord: One of the servants has been at the sherry again.

Posted by: Prof '80sB at October 29, 2009 10:48 PM (zmiSr)

1142 Little old ladies will now be signing up for martial arts classes to protect themselves from yobs, and taking law courses to protect themselves from prosecution after they defend themselves.

Posted by: chriscoolc at October 29, 2009 10:48 PM (yoDw9)

1143 Which Cary Grant movie is it where they make a joke about an Archibald Leach (CG's real name, as you know)? I love that.
-----------------
I'm not sure about that, but have you ever seen A Fish Called Wanda? The male lead, played by John cleese, is named Archie Leach.

Oh, I'm here all of a sudden.

Posted by: arhooley at October 29, 2009 10:56 PM (VG4Q3)

1144 That film is His Girl Friday, with Rosalind Russell. I also like in Some Like It Hot when Tony Curtis basically does a really over the top Cary Grant impersonation for half the movie, good times. And yes, Philadelphia Story is where it's at. In Boston, they have this great film series of free movies on the big screen at the Harbor Hotel, and I went one beautiful summer night to see it there, heaven.

oh, and Paper Moon is a very fun movie if you do happen across it sometime.


Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 11:01 PM (/GOJp)

1145 Prof '80sB at October 30, 2009

I LOL'd, thanks. But now I really do have to go, have to tutor a girl in physics in 5 hours and need just a little sleep because I don't know physics. But, to borrow a line from one of the funniest books, It's wonderful what one can teach when one tries.

Posted by: Adrian at October 29, 2009 11:05 PM (/GOJp)

1146 'Thrill me with your acumen.'

Posted by: esoteric gourmet at October 29, 2009 11:21 PM (SwkdU)

1147 Ham fisted effort there, term papers. Like a freshman fumbling with a panty girdle.

Posted by: Hester Mofet at October 29, 2009 11:31 PM (SwkdU)

1148 Smart military video for the smart military blog. 

Posted by: somejoe at October 30, 2009 12:10 AM (KeHPo)

1149 Thanks, somejoe. Even without sound, that was great.

Posted by: fluffy at October 30, 2009 12:21 AM (SwkdU)

1150 My ex-wife is British and the things she told me about the state of things over there are just appalling. 

If someone breaks into your house, attacks you or your family, and you fight them off, you'll be punished for it.  Not only will you be punished, but you will be punished more severely than the criminal will.  Why?  Because criminals are made to be criminals but the injustices of society. 

In other words, it is YOUR fault that the criminal became a criminal and attacked you in the first place.

Everyone in the UK has a burglar alarm.  I don't mean people who life in expensive neighborhoods either.  I mean people living in what we would consider a near-slum.  Burglars run rampant across the country and will invade homes in the middle of the day, knowing full well that the owners will do nothing to oppose them out of fear of incarceration.

The UK is basically fucked.  The country is dead, its culture destroyed by the predations of the left.

The UK is also the canary in the coal mine.  What happened to them can happen to us.  So the next time you feel tempted to think that what the left does to us is unimportant, take a gander across the pond to our old world cousins and consider that they too were once a proud nation of stubborn individualists. 

Posted by: Lee at October 30, 2009 12:23 AM (TcVyy)

1151 Leave the gun. Take the cannollis.

Posted by: innocentxxiv at October 30, 2009 01:01 AM (Oa+7r)

1152 "What about Beirut?"

"What do you know about Beirut?"

"Beirut............he da bes dam baybah playa eba libbed!  GUFFAWW!!!"

Posted by: alppuccino at October 30, 2009 01:17 AM (1bzHO)

1153 'So who's the brains, you or him?' 'Tell you the truth, this really isn't a brains kind of outfit.'

Posted by: Benecio del Toro at October 30, 2009 01:23 AM (SwkdU)

1154 All that and not a lace wig anywhere in it.

Posted by: somejoe at October 30, 2009 01:47 AM (KeHPo)

1155 These days, if one brings spam to a party, one is expected to accompany it with lace wigs.

Posted by: Miss Manners at October 30, 2009 02:04 AM (SwkdU)

1156

Did anyone see the other version of the macho man that someone put up? Funny

http://tinyurl.com/yhxmsww

Posted by: Pocono Joe at October 30, 2009 02:25 AM (oLhTV)

1157 'You may very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.'

Posted by: Francis Urquhart at October 30, 2009 02:36 AM (SwkdU)

1158 You wanna read something scary? Obama should listen to the Maoists in his administration: THE REVERSE MAO

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2009 03:34 AM (HylJ6)

1159 well guys, you got this thread far, but not far enough. Hey Rum, I'm a Gemini too, so I totally know what you're talking about: social sometimes, wanting to be alone other times. That is, if you're up reading the end of the comments this morning. OK, M&M's -- it's off to tap class for me. Peace out. :-)

Posted by: Sassypants at October 30, 2009 03:40 AM (Iy57I)

1160 I say we take off and nuke em from orbit.  Its the only way to be sure.
.
.
.
Do you have any idea how much one of these installations costs?
They can bill me!

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at October 30, 2009 03:48 AM (5J8bK)

1161 You have aroused the three snakes!!

Posted by: kefka at October 30, 2009 03:49 AM (n1uMU)

1162 RE: video - Damn, and I thought I was good at keeping my cool. I would have taken it for a while, but once he put his hands on me, all bets are off.

Posted by: teej at October 30, 2009 04:02 AM (QdUKm)

1163 Lately my head movies have been making my eyes rain.

Posted by: clonefan at October 30, 2009 04:38 AM (17uwu)

1164 making my eyes rain - There's a song on you tube called my eyes are rainin' by Rocky Jackson. If you catch the "bar version" it's a crummy recording but you can also see teej. Won't tell ya which one I am in the vid though. You'll just have to guess.

Posted by: teej at October 30, 2009 06:07 AM (QdUKm)

1165 but then given Britain's current legal state, it's not clear you're even allowed to physically defend yourself when threatened and assaulted on your own property. Just like International legal state and Israel trying to defend itself from a thug after 8 years of rocket and mortar attacks ...

Posted by: Cynic at October 30, 2009 06:32 AM (V2tc8)

1166 Interrogation Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

Posted by: Al at October 30, 2009 07:01 AM (VtygY)

1167

" Life is tough. It's tougher is you're stupid.

Posted by: jasonj at October 30, 2009 12:08 PM (69j91)

1168

" When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."

Posted by: jasonj at October 30, 2009 12:09 PM (69j91)

1169 " Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!"

Posted by: jasonj at October 30, 2009 12:10 PM (69j91)

1170 <body>Custom Car Milled Out of Aluminum
Built for Larry Ellison of Oracle. Just the book about the car costs $4500</body><br>
But, you can download the book for free from that same link.

Posted by: Steve at October 30, 2009 01:14 PM (1pkmO)

1171 Found the video of Mr. Smith very depressing. All admiration for his restraint and capabilities. But that's what we have to look forward to, if we don't get a grip.

Posted by: jodetoad at October 30, 2009 02:40 PM (KApHa)

1172 Were they speaking english in that video?

Posted by: PDizzle at October 30, 2009 08:23 PM (R0lVr)

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