December 31, 2010

Overnight Open Thread - New Year's Eve Edition
— Maetenloch

Happy New Year All!

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New Year's Eve 1965-Style

The Ultimate List of 2010 Lists
More interesting lists than you can shake a broken bottle at. Be prepared to get lost for quite a while in all of them.

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The Best Images of 2010
Some you've seen, some you haven't.

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Katy Perry Is A Natural Beauty
So new husband, Russel Brand, tweeted a picture of Katy waking up without her makeup. Rookie error. He quickly tried to pulled it back but this is the internets. Nothing ever gets lost.

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How They Celebrate New Year's Eve in Northern Europe
Apparently this minor English skit is now a European tradition. Go figure.

The Abridged Version of the Infamous Star Wars Christmas Special
It's been cut down to 5 minutes which is about all you need to see to appreciate the exquisite awfulness of it. I watched the entire thing a few years back and no I didn't achieve enlightenment or gain any special powers. Mostly I just wanted my two hours back. And to strangle any network executive even marginally involved with the special.

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The Yahoo clique. Are you worthy?

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1

Happy New Year

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:03 PM (CN+Qv)

2 This ONT is too moderate

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:03 PM (CN+Qv)

3 Gawd - I knew it.  This site is gonna go all Hot Air centrist shit on us in 2011.

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 05:04 PM (YX6i/)

4

Good Fuckin' Riddance 2010!

...there, I feel centered, now.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 05:05 PM (7qCPY)

5 Happy New Year morons!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:05 PM (YYVL1)

6 Kind of extreme editor - not that theres anything wrong with that, in moderation.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:05 PM (CN+Qv)

7 You know that Jayne Mansfield had some pretty big breasts...

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 31, 2010 05:06 PM (7qCPY)

8 Happy New Year, you middle of the road Morons!

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 05:06 PM (SwkdU)

9 Happy New Year to all the morons and moronettes at the AoSHQ No Labels Blog!

Posted by: robtr at December 31, 2010 05:07 PM (hVDig)

10

Happy New Year Mow Rons!

Thanks for the entertainment!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:07 PM (dWPyO)

11

2010 pretty much sucked, including today.  Here's hoping 2011 is a whole lot better.

Happy New Year, morons!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2010 05:07 PM (zlzhS)

12 YAY

I'M KINDA DRUNK

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (8uDC8)

13 @13  Yeah I was really into the Star Wars stuff until Lucas went all batshit crazy...and I discovered girls.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (YYVL1)

14 Speaking of natural beauties, the Inger Stevens Twilight Zone episode "The Hitchhiker" is playing now in the Scy-Fy marathon

Posted by: Ezra Klein at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (vdfwz)

15

Happy New Year!!

 

And many large boobs to you, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (XBM1t)

16

Happy Centrist New Year, M&M's!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (AMYl0)

17 Jayne Mansfield.....wow! That is all.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (Jx0x6)

18 Bonne année!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (YxBuk)

19 19 - Away with you, douchebag juiceboxer sock!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:09 PM (vdfwz)

20 YAY

I'M KINDA DRUNK

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (8uDC

What did you end up going with THH? the cocoa coffee stuff?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:10 PM (CN+Qv)

21 I'M KINDA DRUNK

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (8uDC

What about Kratos?  Is he drinking yet?

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 05:10 PM (YX6i/)

22 15 Genghis, you forgot a </center> after last day of 2010 thingee.


Did you bring an apple for teacher, too?  Brownnoser.
/

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:10 PM (YYVL1)

23

OMG, it went from centrist to left! What have I done!?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:10 PM (AMYl0)

24 You mean Princess Leia?  Or for real girls?


Yes.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:10 PM (YYVL1)

25 Anyone who wanted the Bacon Tempura recipe I promised earlier, it's on the thread below.

And it's RED.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:11 PM (UOM48)

26

What about Kratos?  Is he drinking yet?

I ordered him a stripper.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:11 PM (dWPyO)

27 Soon a CGI Carson will be host of the Tonight Show.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 05:11 PM (+iY8m)

28 What did you end up going with THH? the cocoa coffee stuff?

Kahluuuuuuuuuuaa.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:12 PM (8uDC8)

29 While I adore the great moderate middle, there are labels on this thread

Posted by: David Frum at December 31, 2010 05:12 PM (vdfwz)

30 Maybe 2011 will see the end of idiotic rantings from the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 05:12 PM (zgZzy)

31 Kratos isn't here. And he won't be on the ONT tonight. He's with real life friends. Psssht.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:12 PM (8uDC8)

32 Russell Brand is hating his life right about now.

YAY

I'M KINDA DRUNK

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (8uDC

How YOU doin'?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:12 PM (7Y12r)

33 A gay friend of mine came to a Halloween party in Atlanta years ago as Jayne Mansfield.  With a turtleneck pulled up over his head, carrying a mannequin head and wig.  And he was singing "Outta my head, over youuuuu."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (UOM48)

34 I won't get two criticall on Katie, but I have two sisters prettier than that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (CN+Qv)

35 Jayne M. had such magnificent mammaries! Too bad she couldn't keep her head on straight.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (tJjm/)

36 That is one long train ride.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (QgmBR)

37

39 Kratos isn't here. And he won't be on the ONT tonight. He's with real life friends. Psssht.

 

WHAT???  The nerve of him getting a life!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (zgZzy)

38 It's been cut down to 5 minutes which is about all you need to see to appreciate the exquisite awfulness of it. I watched the entire thing a few years back and no I didn't achieve enlightenment or gain any special powers. Mostly I just wanted my two hours back. And to strangle any network executive even marginally involved with the special.

So is it fair to say Lucas just got lucky with the first Star Wars movie? He rode that, and a talented director to the Empire Strikes Back, and since then its just been worse and worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (bgcml)

39 I ordered him a stripper.

That might give him a heart attack.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:13 PM (YxBuk)

40 Kahluuuuuuuuuuaa.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (8uDC

Delicioso, I hear

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:14 PM (CN+Qv)

41 15Genghis, you forgot a </center> after last day of 2010 thingee.
Who is this 'genghis' of which you speak?

Posted by: genghis at December 31, 2010 05:14 PM (1XErj)

42

Happy New Year.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (PlgYN)

43 Gads but it's nice to feel human again.  I support Garrett's good riddence to 2010.  Let's pray for a much, much better 2011.

Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (YO7QO)

44 Cold wine. Hot hubby. And effing cool morons and moronettes - it's gonna be an effing awesome 2011 if this keeps up

Posted by: Nora at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (VxqUc)

45

Yeah, but when she shows up at your house, how does that help Kratos?

Web cam my friend.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (dWPyO)

46 Maybe 2011 will see the end of idiotic rantings from the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (zgZzy)

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (7Y12r)

47 Screw you guys!  I sleep on a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies!

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (zgZzy)

48 That might give him a heart attack.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (YxBuk)

He'd just fight her off with his magic sword thingie

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (CN+Qv)

49 33 "What about Kratos?  Is he drinking yet?" I ordered him a stripper. Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:11 PM (dWPyO) Any special toppings?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:15 PM (tJjm/)

50 Was at the computer desk at Best Buy today, and a tranny was in line next to me talking to the clerk. He/she had large breasts, broad shoulders, narrow hips, greasy hair, perfect red nails, and absolutely the most pock-marked ugly face in the history of transgenderdom. I told the clerk helping me who was a really young guy, "you know how you know you're in Kansas?" He says no, "because we have the ugliest trannies in the country." He laughed, but he had a shocked look on his face. I think the shock was mostly about he/she.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (Jx0x6)

51 So new husband, Russel Brand, tweeted a picture of Katy waking up without her makeup. Rookie error. He quickly tried to pulled it back but this is the internets. Nothing ever gets lost.

Meh, someone looks better after they spend time making themselves look better? I'm shocked.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (bgcml)

52

Let's pray for a much, much better 2011.

Agreed.  I will say I liked 2010 much more than 2009 for a variety of reasons, one of them political.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (dWPyO)

53

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

 

Yeah, probably not a good idea.  But hey, now we know the burka is a "symbol" of Islam.  *spit*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (zgZzy)

54 I just made a little pudding.  No nad dipping, just warm sweet goodness for wifey and I.

Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (YO7QO)

55 Thank you all for a good year here. Elsewhere it pretty much sucked (in the bad sense).

Posted by: CMU VET at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (6rIpR)

56 Any special toppings?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (tJjm/)



Kratos?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:16 PM (YYVL1)

57 Kratos isn't here. And he won't be on the ONT tonight. He's with real life friends. Psssht.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (8uDC

To hell with him.  We have Rum!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:17 PM (7Y12r)

58 Russell Brand is hating his life right about now.

Not like he'll be hating it tomorrow . . .  heh, you think I look bad waking up in the morning.  Stay tuned.

Posted by: Katy "payback's a bitch" Perry at December 31, 2010 05:17 PM (zxpIo)

59 Jayne M. had such magnificent mammaries! Too bad she couldn't keep her head on straight.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (tJjm/)

 

Snort!  Excellent!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 05:17 PM (XBM1t)

60 Any special toppings?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (tJjm/)

Tassles and a merkin?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:17 PM (dWPyO)

61 My sis, a South Carolina grad, got strong-armed into going to the Chic-fil-A Bowl in Atlanta with my FSU cousin and her husband.

Right about now, I imagine my sister, surrounded by "Criminoles", is looking to hail a cab back to her place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:17 PM (UOM48)

62

Bullshit!  That's me.  You are just a nerd with midget ewoks running around your ranch.

No reason to bring Ace into this!

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:17 PM (zgZzy)

63 Seems every year at this time, I see the same scene on tv coming from NYC

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:18 PM (vdfwz)

64 66 I just made a little pudding.  No nad dipping, just warm sweet goodness for wifey and I.

Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 10:16 PM (YO7QO)

Dan, we're all friends here, but don't you think that's just a tad too much information? 

Posted by: Katy at December 31, 2010 05:18 PM (zxpIo)

65
Good Fuckin' Riddance 2010!

I went to the supermarket today and the parking lot was fuller than I've ever seen it before. I got the vibe that everybody had the same sentiment as above.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 05:19 PM (7+pP9)

66 Screw you guys!  I sleep on a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies!

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (zgZzy)

Yeah, you sure that isn't Wicket rolling around in the money with you?

OTOH, the Wicket meme would probably not be so amusing if he was a wookie.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 05:19 PM (bgcml)

67 @70: Real life? What's that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:20 PM (tJjm/)

68 2010 was without a doubt the worst year of my life, so I can't say I'm sorry to see it go. Although 2007 gave it a run for its money.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:20 PM (8uDC8)

69

Yeah, you sure that isn't Wicket rolling around in the money with you?

 

Shut.  UP!

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:20 PM (zgZzy)

70 Maybe Katy doesn't look great in the morning, but remember that when you see Russell Brand that's the best he looks all day

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (vdfwz)

71 2010 sucked. Here's hoping for a better 2011 for me and a totally awesome 2011 for all you M&M's! Thanks for all the mammaries!

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (VcPAo)

72 To hell with him.  We have Rum!!!

Yay!

Wait, what?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (YxBuk)

73

I went to the supermarket today and the parking lot was fuller than I've ever seen it before.

Same, I was lucky to get a parking spot.  It was worse than Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (dWPyO)

74

He'd just fight her off with his magic sword thingie

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (CN+Qv)

Sword and magic helmetYes I know it's supposed to be spear, but it's not as funny that way.

Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (7Y12r)

75 84 Maybe Katy doesn't look great in the morning, but remember that when you see Russell Brand that's the best he looks all day
  Guy makes me look like Brad Pitt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (zgZzy)

76 Reference to ball or nad dipping has a long and rich tradition at AOS.  Particularly after an election which throws out a bunch of commie sob's in congress.  I think the M&M's will support me on this.

Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 05:21 PM (YO7QO)

77 Evening all, and Happy New Year.

Set off a few fireworks for the boy and watched Toy Story 3 which made me cry and now I'm kind of depressed. Sigh.

What's shakin' around here?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 05:22 PM (paOeu)

78 Hugh - they're lady ewoks and ace in jealous you jerk

Posted by: Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:22 PM (VxqUc)

79 2010. I laughed. I cried - mostly towards the end. And I went golfing.

But mostly I went golfing.

Presidenting is awesome.

Happy New Years taxpayers, now get back to fucking work.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 05:22 PM (bgcml)

80 Happy (almost) New Year! 

Re the Katy Perry thing.  I know nothing of Katy Perry and don't give a shit, but it just illustrates that the default mode of pretty much every guy - except my grandpa Grampy (RIP) - is "asshole."  Even Mr Y-not, who is not an asshole very often, has the I'll-tease-you-for-the-hell-of-it gene.  Mostly, he takes it out on the pets, but it's still there.  That same thing that makes little boys pull girls' pigtails. 

Women/girls can (and are) mean, but it's not the same as the pointless, senseless teasing that invariably goes too far. 

So I hope Katy Perry, whom I do not know or care about, makes that dickwad sleep on the couch for a month. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:22 PM (IDL9N)

81 Gutfeld on Fox.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:22 PM (dWPyO)

82 Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (bQ5xy)

83

Right about now, I imagine my sister, surrounded by "Criminoles", is looking to hail a cab back to her place.

Maybe not--Cocks back within 2!

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (DLxD/)

84 Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive? Besides Katy Perry, I mean. He looks like a weasel. And he's greasy too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (YxBuk)

85

Presidenting is awesome.

Shut up!  You know I run shit here anyway.

Posted by: Mooch'elle at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (zgZzy)

86 81 2010 was without a doubt the worst year of my life, so I can't say I'm sorry to see it go. Although 2007 gave it a run for its money.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:20 PM

Same here, 2010 was the worst ever, and 2004 was pretty sucky for me too. In both years though, the voters made sure it didn't completely suck

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (vdfwz)

87 Why is the rum gone?

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (s7I0E)

88

Shut.  UP!

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:20 PM (zgZzy)

Have you looked at your garbage closely lately? Any long distance phone calls to Florida?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (bgcml)

89 Reference to ball or nad dipping has a long and rich tradition at AOS.

Ball dipping?  Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 31, 2010 05:23 PM (G/MYk)

90 2009 and 2010 were damned awful for us, business-wise.

D'oh says 2011 is beginning to look fantastic.  He's been able to hire two new people.  Thank gawd.

It doesn't hurt his business involves providing equipment for the War on Terror protecting us from misunderstood muzzies and other unhappy goat fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:24 PM (UOM48)

91

Gutfled's slammin' Kathy Griffin on FNC's New Years gig.

"I thought I saw Kathy Griffin down there. Turns out it was a homeless guy."

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:24 PM (AMYl0)

92 Still, ever the gentleman, I bow to the will of the Moronettes.

Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 05:24 PM (YO7QO)

93

Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive?

He's alpha. Babes don't care if he is greasy.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:24 PM (dWPyO)

94 Set off a few fireworks for the boy and watched Toy Story 3 which made me cry and now I'm kind of depressed. Sigh.

What's shakin' around here?

Watched Iron Man 2 on PPV and noshed some really good Spanish ham and cheese.  Washed/ing it down with arak (like ouzo). 

IM2 was not as good as IM, but at least it didn't make me cry.

Boy, Gary Shandling looked like shit in that movie.  Tell me he was wearing a fat suit. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:24 PM (IDL9N)

95 Looks like a drag queen.

I've seen better looking drag queens.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:24 PM (YxBuk)

96

Have you looked at your garbage closely lately? Any long distance phone calls to Florida?

 

Crist is gonna pardon me for the prequels.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:25 PM (zgZzy)

97 Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive? Besides Katy Perry, I mean. He looks like a weasel. And he's greasy too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (YxBuk)

I have a suspicion he's got a great dealer.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 05:25 PM (bgcml)

98 So I hope Katy Perry, whom I do not know or care about, makes that dickwad sleep on the couch for a month. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (IDL9N)

But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff.  Even if you don't have your "face" on yet.

Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 05:25 PM (7Y12r)

99

Crist is gonna pardon me for the prequels.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (zgZzy)

Me? Not so much.

Posted by: God at December 31, 2010 05:25 PM (bgcml)

100 Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive? Besides Katy Perry, I mean. He looks like a weasel. And he's greasy too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (YxBuk)

Well since she has such limited options, I guess I should feel sympathy for her.

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (CN+Qv)

101 R. Brand was on Conan last night.  Insufferable.

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (YX6i/)

102 He's alpha.

Brand? Really? I'm trying to think of an alpha male in movies these days...let's go with Viggo Mortensen.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (YxBuk)

103 Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive?
---
Freakishly ugly.  I would cross the street to avoid him ugly. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (IDL9N)

104 GO you big, hairy cocks!!





I love rooting for the Gamecocks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (UOM48)

105 I laughed. I cried - mostly towards the end. And I went golfing.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (bgcml)

I hear you suck at golf, Barry.  Maybe it's just a rumor, but your golf scores are apparently as classified as your birth cert and your college transcripts.  Just sayin'


Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (zxpIo)

106 Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive? Besides Katy Perry, I mean. He looks like a weasel. And he's greasy too.

He can fuck me anytime. Probably better not go bareback though.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (Jx0x6)

107 Re the Katy Perry thing.  I know nothing of Katy Perry and don't give a shit,

I know nothing about katy Perry, but if she's the chick on the Expedia commercial, then she's a skank.  She's like the opposite of a hand model, though oddly enamored of her hands in much the same way as that hand caresser was.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 05:26 PM (G/MYk)

108

Life ain't easy when you're weird and greasy.

 

Posted by: Russel Brand at December 31, 2010 05:27 PM (AMYl0)

109 What movies has he been in?

*looks at IMDB*

Nothing that I've seen.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:27 PM (YxBuk)

110

Looks like a drag queen.

Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2010 10:24 PM (5I8G0)


Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult, since that's what his schtick seems to be.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:27 PM (YYVL1)

111 That's because wickets don't tear your arms out of their sockets when they lose.

Posted by: Han at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (OKRIF)

So hey, I was thinking for the post-quels Han - bicurious. What do you think?

It'll be more cutting edge then Avatar!

Han: Chewie, I can't quit you.

Chewie: RAGRARG!!!!

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:27 PM (bgcml)

112 So, how's everybody ringing in the New Year?

I got a plug of Redman, a bottle of champagne,  I'm watching Swan Lake, and sharpening a hatchet.

BTW, does champagne count as alcohol in that whole drug interaction thingy?

Posted by: Anka Machines at December 31, 2010 05:27 PM (s7I0E)

113 I love rooting for the Gamecocks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 10:26 PM (UOM4

You just want their defense to stiffen up.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:27 PM (CN+Qv)

114 Off, Elmer Sock!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:28 PM (7Y12r)

115

Crist is gonna pardon me for the prequels.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (zgZzy)

Aren't you Jewish?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:28 PM (Jx0x6)

116 I stayed hairy so I married Katy Perry

Posted by: R. Brand at December 31, 2010 05:28 PM (DLxD/)

117 I hear you suck at golf, Barry.  Maybe it's just a rumor, but your golf scores are apparently as classified as your birth cert and your college transcripts.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 10:26 PM (zxpIo)

See Michelle? I told you the peons wanted me to golf more.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 05:28 PM (bgcml)

118

Brand? Really? I'm trying to think of an alpha male in movies these days...let's go with Viggo Mortensen.

Alot of hot chicks want to bone him.  Yup, he's alpha.  There is more than one way to achieve alpha status.  Especially in the modern era.  John Wayne would struggle.  heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (dWPyO)

119 I hear you suck at golf, Barry.  Maybe it's just a rumor, but your golf scores are apparently as classified as your birth cert and your college transcripts.  Just sayin'


I've seen his swing.  Not that I'm all good at golf and stuff, but I do OK.  I'd bet serious money that he couldn't break 120 on a real course without cheating.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (YYVL1)

120

But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff.  Even if you don't have your "face" on yet.

Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM

I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Sure Woke Up with a Few
- actual title of a country song

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (vdfwz)

121 But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff.

Oh, I know that.  Was reminded of that yesterday, IYKWIMAITTYD. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (IDL9N)

122

IM2 was not as good as IM, but at least it didn't make me cry.

 

Rourke was pretty good, IMO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (zgZzy)

123 You mean THAT wanker is in the Arthur remake?!

Posted by: Dudley Moore's clubfoot at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (b1eZz)

124 @124: Perry, if you'll recall, made a Sesame Street episode showing so much cleavage PBS decided to pull it after little kids would only count to "two."

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:29 PM (tJjm/)

125 Soon a CGI Carson will be host of the Tonight Show.
Heyoooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: zombie ed mcmahon at December 31, 2010 05:30 PM (2rOwc)

126 I played a Senator in Iron Man 2, didn't I?

Posted by: Gary Shandling at December 31, 2010 05:30 PM (SwkdU)

127

I wish logprof was around.  He's pretty good with the Gamecock jokes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:30 PM (dWPyO)

128 Saw True Grit last night. Great movie. Jeff Bridges is awesome and the movie is really authentic. He could honestly rival the Duke in the part.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:30 PM (Jx0x6)

129

Aren't you Jewish?

 

Charlie, not Jeebus.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 05:30 PM (zgZzy)

130 I played a Senator in Iron Man 2, didn't I?

Posted by: Gary Shandling at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (SwkdU)

Any chance we could convince you to run in Maine or MA? I mean you couldn't be much worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (bgcml)

131 He could honestly rival the Duke in the part.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (Jx0x6)

Well since John Wayne has been dead a long time, I hope so.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (CN+Qv)

132 @138 CDR - I think I saw that same crap.  Unwatchable. 

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (YYVL1)

133 I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Sure Woke Up with a Few
- actual title of a country song

It's a catchy tune, but I prefer "There's 5 pounds of Possum in my headlight tonight"

Posted by: Anka Machines at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (s7I0E)

134 Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive?

I thought he was really weird and creepy, but then I heard him interviewed on something or other and was surprised that he was so well-spoken and sounded fairly thoughtful and intelligent.  I realize the rest of you have seen him on other stuff and disagree.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (zxpIo)

135 I've seen his swing.  Not that I'm all good at golf and stuff, but I do OK.  I'd bet serious money that he couldn't break 120 on a real course without cheating.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (YYVL1)

Once someone has bowled a 37, there's never any question left that we are dealing with a really serious spaz.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (G/MYk)

136 Hey, you guys know tomorrow will be 1-1-11?

Posted by: Steph at December 31, 2010 05:31 PM (CUlig)

137 There is more than one way to achieve alpha status.  Especially in the modern era.  John Wayne would struggle.

Can you tell me how to get back to the Mad Men era? I'll take an order of Don Draper with a side of Joan Holloway's wardrobe.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:32 PM (YxBuk)

138

Aren't you Jewish?

 

Charlie, not Jeebus.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (zgZzy)


Oh...Uh, I never made the connection.

Posted by: Mister Obvious at December 31, 2010 05:32 PM (Jx0x6)

139 So apparently playing Phoenix Wright games while somewhat intoxicated doesn't work out all that well.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:32 PM (8uDC8)

140 Russel Brand looks like a Klingon.  Plain and simple.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 05:32 PM (PlgYN)

141 140 "But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff." Oh, I know that.  Was reminded of that yesterday, IYKWIMAITTYD.  Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (IDL9N) Well, YEAH, but please brush your teeth, first!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:32 PM (tJjm/)

142 We suck.

Posted by: Cocks at December 31, 2010 05:33 PM (DLxD/)

143 Any chance we could convince you to run in Maine or MA? I mean you couldn't be much worse. Only those two states? You must not follow politics.

Posted by: Gary f'in Shandling at December 31, 2010 05:33 PM (SwkdU)

144 John Wayne would struggle.  heh.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (dWPyO)

Man card.  Now.

I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Sure Woke Up with a Few
- actual title of a country song

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (vdfwz)

Willie Nelson.

Oh, I know that.  Was reminded of that yesterday, IYKWIMAITTYD. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (IDL9N)

My compliments to Mr. Y-not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:33 PM (7Y12r)

145 160 Russel Brand looks like a Klingon.  Plain and simple.     I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Mooch'elle at December 31, 2010 05:33 PM (zgZzy)

146 I thought he was really weird and creepy, but then I heard him interviewed on something or other and was surprised that he was so well-spoken and sounded fairly thoughtful and intelligent.  I realize the rest of you have seen him on other stuff and disagree.

He can't be that thoughtful or intelligent. He was on some MTV awards show a while back pimping socialized medicine.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at December 31, 2010 05:34 PM (b1eZz)

147 Rourke was pretty good, IMO.

Yeah, but I kept wondering if those prison tats were real. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:34 PM (IDL9N)

148

Once someone has bowled a 37, there's never any question left that we are dealing with a really serious spaz.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 10:31 PM (G/MYk)

He certainly isn't learning from experience.

I've bowled only about three times, at many year intervals and it don't take that long to keep it out of the gutter and get a better score than that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:34 PM (CN+Qv)

149

Can you tell me how to get back to the Mad Men era? I'll take an order of Don Draper with a side of Joan Holloway's wardrobe.

Agreed 100%.  Men don't need to marry for sex, and women don't need men for financial support anymore.  Changes things significantly.  Hello hot chicks with douchebags!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:34 PM (dWPyO)

150 Who the fuck gives a flying fuckity fuck about fuckin Russell Brand. Who the fuck is this fuck other than he is fuckin Katy Perry?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:35 PM (Jx0x6)

151 Well, YEAH, but please brush your teeth, first!

I'm flattered that you think I have teeth. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:35 PM (IDL9N)

152 Perry, if you'll recall, made a Sesame Street episode showing so much cleavage PBS decided to pull it after little kids would only count to "two."

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (tJjm/)

They should have put her in that outfit for the expedia commercial.  Instead, they spent half the time on her disgusting hands and black nail polish. WTF?

Expedia used to have a catchy jingle.  They did away with that and drove right into the gutter.  I wonder if Barky's in there with them ... trying to get some guys car out.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 05:35 PM (G/MYk)

153

Man card.  Now.

GGE, walk into a urban city bar and tell me John Wayne wouldn't struggle with the young ladies nowdays.  No knock on Wayne btw. 

Russell Brand swims in pussy!  Think about that. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:36 PM (dWPyO)

154

He was on some MTV awards show a while back pimping socialized medicine.

He also was on some awards show begging the peeps to vote for Obummer during the election year.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:36 PM (AMYl0)

155 The last time I went bowling my score was way under 100. But it was still higher than the president's score!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:36 PM (YxBuk)

156 Happy New Year, Morons and Moronettes!  So glad to see this rotten year is down to it's final hours.  Thanks to all of you for the laughs and to Ace for hosting us.

Posted by: Annabelle at December 31, 2010 05:36 PM (4kxCX)

157 Hi, I'm Katy Perry and I love being a free spirit on stage and in the back of the tour bus. But it's hard to feel free with the itch of a yeast infection, that's why I use Massingil

Posted by: Katy Perry at December 31, 2010 05:36 PM (vdfwz)

158 Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:32 PM

Hi Rum!  *waves*

Been wondering how you, Peaches, CAC, and the other California morons are faring. 

I was disappointed to see that, although there was a 200-yr-old tree downed and some roofs collapsed, Claremont was not washed into the ocean.  They did have a lot of folks without power for a while last week or whenever. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:38 PM (IDL9N)

159

Yeah, but I kept wondering if those prison tats were real. 

 

Rourke is a freak, so maybe . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 05:39 PM (zgZzy)

160

GGE, walk into a urban city bar and tell me John Wayne wouldn't struggle with the young ladies nowdays.   

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:36 PM (dWPyO)

If the Duke was to walk into an urban city bar the entire urban city would collapse because of his awesomeness, and then all the women would crawl to follow him out of the wreckage.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:39 PM (7Y12r)

161 37 isn't even a good score in candlepin bowling.

Posted by: fluffy, pseudo Yankee at December 31, 2010 05:39 PM (SwkdU)

162

If the Duke was to walk into an urban city bar the entire urban city would collapse because of his awesomeness, and then all the women would crawl to follow him out of the wreckage.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (7Y12r)


And then nod to Mickey Mantle at the other end of the bar who was beating the shit out of Babe Ruth.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:40 PM (Jx0x6)

163 37 isn't even a good score in candlepin bowling.

Posted by: fluffy, pseudo Yankee at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (SwkdU)

Well with only a vague memory of the scoring, thats less than 4 pins per frame, with 2 shots each frame. So less than 2 pins per roll,

Lots of gutter balls

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:41 PM (CN+Qv)

164

The Ace of Spades Medal of Freedom Awards:

1)  I nominate Kick Ass for the best victory music in a movie.

(I tried to get Ace to do a list, but Elvis had left the building.)

2) I nominate [all Fox News contributors who are female] for FNCILF.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 05:41 PM (PlgYN)

165 Whoops.  Spoilers on the movie link.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 05:41 PM (PlgYN)

166 So tomorrow instead of wishing people liberals Happy New Year or Happy 2011, we should wish them Happy 112th Congress

Of course, I don't know any liberals here in Utah... but the rest of you, carry on!

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:41 PM (IDL9N)

167 Hi, Y-not! *waves back*

Yeah, we were bailing water for awhile, but now it's like it never rained. (At least where I live.) I like the rain so I kinda miss it. I really loved having 6 straight days of rain. It changed up the monotony of sunny. It's really farking cold now, though. It's been in the 30s at night and 40s-50s during the day.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (YxBuk)

168 Jeebus.  My poor sister is sitting in the Georgia Dome watching her beloved Cocks get whipped less than a week after her best friend tried to off herself Christmas day.  (The friend is in a coma, on a ventilator, and her liver is destroyed.  Merry Christmas to her poor mother.)

And she's surrounded by Criminoles.

The good news is, D'oh Boy just Skyped me from Okinawa, and Mr. D'oh is on his way home so we can talk at midnight.

Damn, I miss our boy, but I keep being grateful he's not in the Sand Pit...yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (UOM48)

169 The Gamecocks are choking.

Are the 'Cocks getting beat?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (Jx0x6)

170 185 The Gamecocks are choking.
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM

in russia, cock gets choked by YOU

Posted by: anatoly sullivansky at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (vdfwz)

171 185 The Gamecocks are choking.


They bring it on themselves.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (YYVL1)

172

And then nod to Mickey Mantle at the other end of the bar who was beating the shit out of Babe Ruth.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 10:40 PM (Jx0x6)

I salute someone else who recognizes manly manliness.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (7Y12r)

173

If the Duke was to walk into an urban city bar the entire urban city would collapse because of his awesomeness, and then all the women would crawl to follow him out of the wreckage.

lol

Ok fair enough.  Dude was pretty awesome.  Hope you are having a great NY btw.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (dWPyO)

174 It would be nice to win the $242 Million dollar Mega Millions tonight.

I got my tickets!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 05:42 PM (paOeu)

175 Of course, I don't know any liberals here in Utah... but the rest of you, carry on!

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:41 PM (IDL9N)

Aren't the liberals in Utah the ones with only three wives?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:43 PM (CN+Qv)

176 Btw Peaches, I got to keep the froggies

I renamed them Eros and Psyche. Because Mario and Luigi are stupid names. And because Eros is horny little bugger.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:44 PM (8uDC8)

177 174 Well, YEAH, but please brush your teeth, first! I'm flattered that you think I have teeth.  Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:35 PM (IDL9N) Oh, come, come! I'm far more generous of heart than that!I assure all you moronettes you are pictured in my mind as the most graceful, slender pretty young maidens! But first... You will blow me!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:44 PM (tJjm/)

178

Yeah, we were bailing water for awhile, but now it's like it never rained. (At least where I live.) I like the rain so I kinda miss it. I really loved having 6 straight days of rain

Being used to driving in snow, I was scared to death to get on the freeways in San Diego when I lived there.  Rain was wild weather for Californians to handle while driving.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (dWPyO)

179

Ok fair enough.  Dude was pretty awesome.  Hope you are having a great NY btw.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (dWPyO)

It hasn't started yet, but it shows great promise.  Same to you!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (7Y12r)

180 This thread needs more Honey Badgers

http://tinyurl.com/3y6atjf

Posted by: Anka Machines at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (s7I0E)

181 192 Jeebus.  My poor sister is sitting in the Georgia Dome watching her beloved Cocks get whipped

I saw that just the other day. Some things you just can't unsee

Posted by: 17 yr old cheerleader sittin next to Rafael Escamilla at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (vdfwz)

182 John Wayne would pick up women in any bar in any era.  To suggest otherwise is heresy.  That is all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (EUlUw)

183 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (DLxD/)

184 I like the rain so I kinda miss it. I really loved having 6 straight days of rain. It changed up the monotony of sunny.

I stopped liking rain when we were living in Indiana and had a leaky roofy that took a couple of years to diagnose/remedy.  Mr Y-not loves it though. 

I miss the sunshine.  We live in a cloud here in this canyon much of the time.  And January was my favorite month out there.  But otherwise, it's a good change. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:45 PM (IDL9N)

185

It's really farking cold now, though. It's been in the 30s at night and 40s-50s during the day.

 

Cold? Hell, that's t-shirt weather!


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:46 PM (AMYl0)

186 But first... You will blow me!

That's why no teeth. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:46 PM (IDL9N)

187 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (DLxD/)

In Chicago when I was there it was gunfire. Happy gunfire, but gunfire.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:46 PM (CN+Qv)

188 200 Btw Peaches, I got to keep the froggies

I renamed them Eros and Psyche. Because Mario and Luigi are stupid names. And because Eros is horny little bugger.

YAY!!!!  That's just terrific, heavenly!  Congrats to you and the froggies.  Way better names, too.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 05:47 PM (zxpIo)

189 Rain was wild weather for Californians to handle while driving.

It really makes no sense because most of the population here is from snowy/rainy states. I guess they immediately all forgot how to drive in rain after moving here.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:47 PM (YxBuk)

190

BTW, any Baylor fans out there? *gloat, gloat*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:47 PM (AMYl0)

191 YAY!!!!  That's just terrific, heavenly!  Congrats to you and the froggies.  Way better names, too.

Thanks They're cute. I'm going to pick up a real tank for them soon, and maybe some fake plants.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:48 PM (8uDC8)

192 It's really farking cold now, though. It's been in the 30s at night and 40s-50s during the day.

J
eebus, we're single digits tonight with a below zero wind chill. Must be nice.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:48 PM (Jx0x6)

193

John Wayne would pick up women in any bar in any era.  To suggest otherwise is heresy.  That is all.

I suggest you try a hip bar in LA, NYC or plenty of other big blue urban cities. I wish this wasn't so btw.

Wayne would get schooled by Brand nowdays unfortunately.

He would have success in other venues I will admit.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:49 PM (dWPyO)

194 Cold? Hell, that's t-shirt weather!

I saw a girl at Yogurtland today wearing short-shorts, a knit sweater and knee high boots. It was freezing outside too. (40s is freezing. It's SoCal.) I thought she was crazy. But the white girls out here really are just one big batch of crazy.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:49 PM (YxBuk)

195 Great news about the froggies.  Small victory in life!

I had a pet toad in grad school.  David Bowie.  (I wasn't sure of his gender either.)

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:49 PM (IDL9N)

196 210 But first... You will blow me! That's why no teeth.  Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:46 PM (IDL9N) See! There's a bright side to everything!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 05:50 PM (tJjm/)

197

But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff.  Even if you don't have your "face" on yet.

Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (7Y12r)

GGE, that was sweet.  Don't know if the mister would agree, but he's certainly never said it!  Harumph.

(And Rum, I'm with you.  I want a double order of Don Draper!  Russell Brand just reeks of teh ghey.)

Oh, and Happeh New Year to the Horde!  You made 2010 bearable (and funneh).  Serenity now!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 05:50 PM (urYpw)

198 It's really farking cold now, though. It's been in the 30s at night and 40s-50s during the day.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM

On Monday, it never got over 50, was windy, and got down to 30 at night

Today it reached 80, thank God for bringing normal Florida weather back

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:50 PM (vdfwz)

199 Wayne would get schooled by Brand nowdays unfortunately.

If this is true, someone shoot me now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 05:50 PM (EUlUw)

200 Personally, I am freezing my ta-ta's off the last few days.  It's not like we dress for it here, I'd look stupid walking around in my powder suit.  But, the rain?  Everybody drives like they vote, with their head up their ass and no thought of the consequences.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 05:50 PM (zxpIo)

201 It really makes no sense because most of the population here is from snowy/rainy states. I guess they immediately all forgot how to drive in rain after moving here.


I'd say part of it is excusable...the first rain after a while turns all the oil and sand built up for weeks on the road completely slick and it might catch people off guard.  That being said, after the first time, they should learn. 

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:50 PM (YYVL1)

202 Minus 3 here. Damn I feel sorry for you warm weather friends.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (Ikn3z)

203  I guess they immediately all forgot how to drive in rain after moving here.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:47 PM (YxBuk)

I noticed they didn't slow down.  At all.  Since Socal doesn't get much rain, the little it does get, makes the highways really slick when mixed with the oil on the road.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (dWPyO)

204 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (DLxD/)


1100 A.D. or so, why?

Posted by: Some Chinese Dude at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (Sl8d5)


Better than here, here it's gunfire.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (Jx0x6)

205 Fuck, my drunk is wearing off. What the hell, liver?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (8uDC8)

206 Not to gloat, but it'll be in the low 70s in Savannah tomorrow.  But since the early, hard freeze we've had, my freaking twenty year old lemon tree is near-death, and my old camillias are dying too.  So Happy Fucking New Year, Al Gore, you bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (UOM48)

207 Jeebus, we're single digits tonight with a below zero wind chill. Must be nice.

Is that not normal for where you live? Because winters here don't usually dip below the 60s most days here. This is pretty damn cold for SoCal. Frost warnings are not normal here.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (YxBuk)

208 What Peaches said about drivers was what I was trying to say.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (YYVL1)

209 Jeebus, we're single digits tonight with a below zero wind chill. Must be nice.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 10:48 PM (Jx0x6)

You adjust to cold somewhat when you are in it. In the early fall 50 was pretty chilly in the Midwest. In the spring it was no coat weather.

This has been a dreary weather year by California standards. Rainy and cloudy, and very few hot spells inbetween to get you over them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:51 PM (CN+Qv)

210 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here.

Probably a lobby. Around here it's only legal to sell fireworks twice a year. Used to be just once a year.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 05:52 PM (paOeu)

211 I suggest you try a hip bar in LA, NYC or plenty of other big blue urban cities.

Why do you want the Duke to get herpes?

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at December 31, 2010 05:52 PM (b1eZz)

212 Don Draper.  Checked his pix.  He'd benefit from a mustache.  He has a really prominent "pork" (that depression under your nose and above your upper lip).  Distracting. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:52 PM (IDL9N)

213 But first... You will blow me!

That's why no teeth. 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:46 PM (IDL9N)

Well played!

I suggest you try a hip bar in LA, NYC or plenty of other big blue urban cities.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (dWPyO)

The Duke would not be caught dead in a "hip" bar.  He would just flatten it with his awesomeness, and then take their women from them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:52 PM (7Y12r)

214 213 Rain was wild weather for Californians to handle while driving.

It really makes no sense because most of the population here is from snowy/rainy states. I guess they immediately all forgot how to drive in rain after moving here.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:47 PM

When you have constant heavy traffic with no rain for a long time, oil builds up on the road. First good rain comes, it's like ice

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 05:52 PM (vdfwz)

215 Today it reached 80, thank God for bringing normal Florida weather back

Wait until January! It'll be in the 20s during the day!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:52 PM (YxBuk)

216 I saw a girl at Yogurtland today

Yogurtland, Rum?  Yogurtland???  What the hell, did you get 86'd from DL or were you just mixing it up a little?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 05:53 PM (zxpIo)

217 If this is true, someone shoot me now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (EUlUw)

No doubt.  Of course if Wayne was famous, sure he would score alot of women, but if we are just talking about attitude/what works to attract women in the modern era, douchebag Brand has a big advantage.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:53 PM (dWPyO)

218 178 The last time I went bowling my score was way under 100. But it was still higher than the president's score! IQ.

FIFY.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 31, 2010 05:53 PM (ZggM/)

219

I noticed they didn't slow down.  At all.  Since Socal doesn't get much rain, the little it does get, makes the highways really slick when mixed with the oil on the road.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:51 PM (dWPyO)

Here we also don't usually get enough rain to get the oil off the road for next time when it does rain. The storm before Christmas was an exception.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:53 PM (CN+Qv)

220 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here. Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM

When I was livin' in the 'hood in Los Angeles (this would be circa 1975), New Year's Eve sounded one whole helluva lot like the Battle of Stalingrad. And I'm not talkin' about piddly-ass .22s and .25s, either. Think military weapons. And the occasional thump of falling rounds on the roof.

Good times, good times. As long as you didn't go outdoors.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 05:53 PM (Ulu3i)

221

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (YxBuk)

Last Sunday, after the last of the 20 inches of snow we had for the month of December had fallen, I saw a guy shoveling snow in his shorts. Seriously.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:54 PM (AMYl0)

222 Since Socal doesn't get much rain, the little it does get, makes the highways really slick when mixed with the oil on the road.

Yeah, but after a day they should figure it out. Actually, after a day, the oil's washed away and everything is fine. The problem is the rain also washes away the dirt covering potholes so now the road, which was shitty to begin with, is even worse.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:54 PM (YxBuk)

223

Not to gloat, but it'll be in the low 70s in Savannah tomorrow.

67 here today baby!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:54 PM (dWPyO)

224 @248  We had a neighbor in the Chicago 'burbs who shoveled the snow in shorts.  And walked to his mailbox in sub-freezing weather in flip-flops.  Said he hated for the temps to get above 50.

And he was an obnoxious douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:55 PM (UOM48)

225
Is that not normal for where you live? Because winters here don't usually dip below the 60s most days here. This is pretty damn cold for SoCal. Frost warnings are not normal here.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:51 PM (YxBuk)


No, this is the one of two or three rare events we get a year. And I lived in Vegas for two years, the coldest it got when I was there was 29 and that was friggin' frigid. It looks like Cali is experiencing a real winter. They did have them in the 70's.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (Jx0x6)

226 Yeah, but after a day they should figure it out. Actually, after a day, the oil's washed away and everything is fine. The problem is the rain also washes away the dirt covering potholes so now the road, which was shitty to begin with, is even worse.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:54 PM (YxBuk)

Connecting cause and effect isn't high on the skill set for the average Californian.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (CN+Qv)

227 Alright all ya morons hubby was human contact - he's so 1992 sometimes. Happy 2011 all of you who make living under Obama tolerable.

Posted by: Nora at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (VxqUc)

228 Yogurtland, Rum?  Yogurtland???  What the hell, did you get 86'd from DL or were you just mixing it up a little?

What's wrong with Yogurtland? I'm not going to DL tonight. It's packed! Didn't you hear what happened on Tuesday? The park opened at 8 am and they stopped selling tickets at 10 am. This is the busiest week for the parks. I'm not setting foot there until after tomorrow.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (YxBuk)

229 I had a pet toad in grad school.  David Bowie.  (I wasn't sure of his gender either.)

Aw, haha. I looked up on the internet how to tell them apart. Apparently the female African Dwarf frog gets bigger and fatter than the male (partly because she's full of eggs) and the male has these weird little puffy white gland things behind his armpit.

There used to be a toad who always hid behind my garage door when it was open. He always scared the crap out of me because I kept almost stepping on the poor little dude. I love reptiles and amphibians :3

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (8uDC8)

230 Brand:  Hello Mr. Duke.  Would you like a brandy alexander?
The Duke:  Don't worry son, I'm not going to hit you.  Like hell I'm not!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (EUlUw)

231 Delta, you beat us by a degree! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (UOM48)

232 So it's a big night for FSU's Greg Reid--his father just got out of jail, and they've been talking about it all night like the son of a bitch just got back from Iraq. I think they even interviewed the con, although they didn't air it. W.T.F.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 05:56 PM (DLxD/)

233 11 degrees here (4 with windchill). 

Toasty inside, though!

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 05:57 PM (IDL9N)

234 Delta, you beat us by a degree! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (UOM4

It felt great, as you know, it's been pretty cold in these parts in December.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (dWPyO)

235 I definitely don't miss driving around southern Cal.  Or Southern Cal, speaking of gunshots.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (YYVL1)

236 What's wrong with Yogurtland?

I never heard of Yogurtland.  Is it like LegoLand or what?  Fun rides? 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (zxpIo)

237 There used to be a toad who always hid behind my garage door when it was open. He always scared the crap out of me because I kept almost stepping on the poor little dude. I love reptiles and amphibians :3

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (8uDC

When I was a kid on Ohio there was a day each year where the toads would come popping up out of the storm drains and be all over the place.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (CN+Qv)

238 We had a poor little froggie (or toad or something small and hoppy) that got caught on something and dessicated his right front paw.  We put him in some water and he got better, but afterwards we always knew him because his paw didn't grow back right.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (7Y12r)

239 trying     so     hard     to stay sober for D'oh Boy's Skype at midnight. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (UOM48)

240 his father just got out of jail,

Don't worry, we give him 6 months.

Posted by: Florida's parole board. at December 31, 2010 05:58 PM (Jx0x6)

241

And he was an obnoxious douche.

He's also living too far south. He should try the Arctic Circle.


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 05:59 PM (AMYl0)

242 One of my wallpapers is Sad Keanu's Last Supper.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 31, 2010 05:59 PM (Y7QDo)

243 95 Gutfeld on Fox. ------- Yeah, well, don't forget RedEye is early tonight.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 05:59 PM (6fER6)

244

circa 1967 in a bar....(true story)

Hipster hippyish douchebag: Hey Frank man, you got any grass?

Frank Sinatra old school alpha male: Yeah, I've got some grass....at home...on my lawn!!!!  Get the hell outta here!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:00 PM (dWPyO)

245 RedEye's early?  When?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:00 PM (PlgYN)

246 I never heard of Yogurtland.  Is it like LegoLand or what?  Fun rides?

It's a self serve frozen yogurt joint. Good yogurt, too.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:00 PM (YxBuk)

247 Well, I think I'll go chill with the dude.  'Hope our moron with the hatchet is ok -- be careful! 

Happy 112th Congress! 

Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:01 PM (IDL9N)

248 I saved a little anole lizard while setting up for a party at a place a couple weeks ago.  Fucker bit the shit out of me with his little lips.  I put him out of the way of the party, and told everyone to look out for him (I love lizards).  I went looking for him, and the caterer had him wrapped in a dish cloth.  He had been injured somehow.  I held him to warm him until we left, and a friend took him to her "lizard habitat" at a pond in her backyard.  I hope the poor little guy made it.  He wasn't looking very good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:01 PM (UOM48)

249 I'm looking at that celebrity holiday party book ... and let me say that Tom Cruise looks totally, completely, absolutely hetero and stuff.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 31, 2010 06:02 PM (Y7QDo)

250 Megyn Kelly is a nice way to bring in 2011

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:02 PM (vdfwz)

251 L.A. is so lame that on TV for the ball drop everyone always watches the Times Square replay.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:02 PM (YxBuk)

252 "This is a REVOLUTION, damnit! We're going to have to offend SOMEBODY!" 1776 is really a great musical.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:02 PM (tJjm/)

253 130 So, how's everybody ringing in the New Year? I got a plug of Redman, a bottle of champagne, I'm watching Swan Lake, and sharpening a hatchet. --------- Coca Cola, World of Warcraft, and I'll be streaming Coast to Coast once it starts. Yes, I am just that boring.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:02 PM (6fER6)

254 It's 60 in Houston now, tonite's low of 46.  A bit nippy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 06:02 PM (XBM1t)

255 For those who weren't on the last thread, give Obysmal one final F-U for 2010.  Politico's asking you to grade his performance.  You'll never guess what grade's winning.  /sarc

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:03 PM (urYpw)

256 I knew a guy that brought a breeding pair of iguanas into the barracks at Cecil Field.  Within the year the place was overrun with iguanas, but they didn't have any bugs!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:03 PM (7Y12r)

257 I saved a little anole lizard while setting up for a party at a place a couple weeks ago.  Fucker bit the shit out of me with his little lips.  I put him out of the way of the party, and told everyone to look out for him (I love lizards).  I went looking for him, and the caterer had him wrapped in a dish cloth.  He had been injured somehow.  I held him to warm him until we left, and a friend took him to her "lizard habitat" at a pond in her backyard.  I hope the poor little guy made it.  He wasn't looking very good.

Ohhh, those guys were all over the place I lived in Florida. They were basically the only thing I liked about Florida.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:03 PM (8uDC8)

258 So Russel Brand has Katy Perry.  Big fuckin deal.  You see the pic at the top.  The Duke had Maureen O'Hara.  The Duke was powerful enough to take a gingers soul.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 06:03 PM (EUlUw)

259 YogurtLand? Is that right next door to NambyPambyLand?
 
Happy New Year, jackwagons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2010 06:03 PM (bvXGR)

260

Megyn Kelly is a nice way to bring in 2011

Yup, that's how I'm doin it. Just a drunken homebody here I spose.  I'd rather be with the Morons here, than the morons out there!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:03 PM (dWPyO)

261 I found a garter snake with a toad half exposed in its mouth. I like toads better than snakes so I beat the fucking snake till the toad was free. I don't think either survived. I tried.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:04 PM (Ikn3z)

262 I was thinking of playing with my snake while drinking all night, but now I'm not sure I can hold onto him...

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:04 PM (8uDC8)

263

130 So, how's everybody ringing in the New Year?

Shrimp, booze, rotisserie chicken, booze, FNC New Year's show, booze, Red Eye, booze, and AoSHQ.

Oh, and booze.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (AMYl0)

264 I found a garter snake with a toad half exposed in its mouth. I like toads better than snakes so I beat the fucking snake till the toad was free. I don't think either survived. I tried.

Snakes got to eat too

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (8uDC8)

265 I got a plug of Redman, a bottle of champagne, I'm watching Swan Lake, and sharpening a hatchet. --------- Coca Cola, World of Warcraft, and I'll be streaming Coast to Coast once it starts. Yes, I am just that boring. Cookies, iPod & archived chess games. No, my glasses aren't taped.

Posted by: fluffy, nerd at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (SwkdU)

266  I hope the poor little guy made it.  He wasn't looking very good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (UOM4

My hunter cat gets a few lizards a month but he usually just brings them home uninjured or minus the ejector tail. If I see them I let them go. If it goes on too long he can work them to death but he doesnt seem to kill them all at once.

This year has been so cool there aren't too many local lizards.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (CN+Qv)

267 1776 is really a great musical.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 11:02 PM (tJjm/)

Where's the orchestra?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (7Y12r)

268 In Yogurtland, the trains always run on time IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis, Activia Czar at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (b1eZz)

269 It's a self serve frozen yogurt joint. Good yogurt, too.

My bad.  Make mine with bacon crumbles!  And maybe a shot of Patron.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:06 PM (zxpIo)

270 190 Of course, I don't know any liberals here in Utah... but the rest of you, carry on! ------- Ha! You haven't met my indigent sister or her equally indigent husband.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:06 PM (6fER6)

271

I was thinking of playing with my snake while drinking all night, but now I'm not sure I can hold onto him...

Is there something about you that you haven't told us yet?


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (AMYl0)

272 I found a garter snake with a toad half exposed in its mouth. I like toads better than snakes so I beat the fucking snake till the toad was free. I don't think either survived. I tried.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (Ikn3z)

*gently pats Ronster on back while looking down, shaking head*

There, there, Ronster.  Ours is not to reason why.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (urYpw)

273 Here's my New Year's Resolution: 

I'll try not to be an asshole

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (vdfwz)

274 Well, D'oh and I are awake tonight (check that, I hear snoring from the family room).  I'd be in bed, but promised D'oh Boy we'd wait up for his midnight Skype.

Enjoyed an early evening of roasted oysters, ribs, etc. with friends.  Tomorrow we'll have people cruising in and out for Honey Baked Ham, collards, hoppin' John and cornbread.  Oh, and football.

Paula Deen is fame-whoring the Rose Bowl Parade, so there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (UOM48)

275 The Duke was powerful enough to take a gingers soul.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (EUlUw)

^ this

I was thinking of playing with my snake while drinking all night, but now I'm not sure I can hold onto him...

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (8uDC

Well you can ***Bad GGE!!! Bad!!!***

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (7Y12r)

276

I'll try not to be an asshole

C'mon, say it the right way.

Do, or do not.  There is no try.

Posted by: Count de Yoda Monet at December 31, 2010 06:08 PM (XBM1t)

277 Paula Deen is fame-whoring the Rose Bowl Parade, so there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4

Is there a float made of butter for her?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:09 PM (CN+Qv)

278

1776 is really a great musical.

Richard Henry Lee: I'll leave tonight! Why, hell, I'll leave right now if you like! I'll just stop off in Stratford long enough to refresh the missus, and then straight to the matter!

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (DLxD/)

279

Snakes got to eat too

I played God for a couple of minutes. So shoot me.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (Ikn3z)

280 It was so cold last winter in Savannah, I saw maybe one lizard.  Never, ever see the cute tree frogs anymore. 

Yeah, that global warming is a bitch. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (UOM48)

281 I like snakes. They're all " I can take your ass with all four legs tied behind my back, sucker! "

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (CN+Qv)

282 Is there something about you that you haven't told us yet?

That was low hanging fruit, wasn't it. I have a CORN SNAKE, not a PENIS.

I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (8uDC8)

283 214-that's just cruel. That was our first bowl game in 16 years-my son was still in diapers when they went before. We may suck when we get there, but we got there. My big question is, do the girls still were nylons and silk dresses to the games like we did lo so many years ago? And Happy New Year's everyone! I am praying for a better 2011. Our 2010 was spent primarily in the hospital. I hope this year is much healthier, since I am afraid of Obamacare.

Posted by: moki at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (dZmFh)

284 I'll try not to be an asshole

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (vdfwz)

Good luck with that.  You can't take away people's rights to be assholes!

Posted by: GGE Channels Simon Phoenix at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (7Y12r)

285

I played God for a couple of minutes. So shoot me.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:10 PM (Ikn3z)

Dude, a garter snake?  They don't hurt anything.  Sheesh. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (zxpIo)

286 I'll try not to be an asshole

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (vdfwz

Just don't cut down on the CJ/Slade/greeeeeat ass socks.  If anything, increase production.

Thanks.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (dWPyO)

287 Paula Deen is fame-whoring the Rose Bowl Parade, so there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4

Forget Paula Dean, I'd tune in just to see the Ronald Reagan float!

Let's hear it for the Gipper!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (urYpw)

288 Ronster, I have your back with the snake vs. frog.  I go out of my way not to hurt a non-venomous snake.  But I'll beat one to death to save a frog or lizard.

But I'm a bitch that way.

*heads to bar to refill wine glass*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (UOM48)

289 Snakes got to eat too
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell

Buzzards and worms gotta eat too.
Josey Wales

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (oREHE)

290 I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC

And heavenly throws down the gauntlet . . . time to get out of the way here.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (zxpIo)

291 I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC

As do we...have another?

Posted by: GGE Channels All The Morons at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (7Y12r)

292

Yup, that's how I'm doin it. Just a drunken homebody here I spose.  I'd rather be with the Morons here, than the morons out there!


*Glug*  I'll drink to that!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (YYVL1)

293 And Happy New Year's everyone! I am praying for a better 2011. Our 2010 was spent primarily in the hospital. I hope this year is much healthier, since I am afraid of Obamacare.

Posted by: moki at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (dZmFh)

Well with Obamacare, you will spend less time in the hospital too. Even if you need it.

But hope you all get healthy, moki and clan moki

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (CN+Qv)

294 321 Gee, I wonder why the Mega Millions website no worky right now?

Union workers not getting enough overtime?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:13 PM (YYVL1)

295  Paula Deen is fame-whoring the Rose Bowl Parade, so there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4

Is there a float made of butter for her?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 11:09 PM (CN+Qv)

Heh.  Good one.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (urYpw)

296 I found a garter snake with a toad half exposed in its mouth.


That's nothing, my tongue was three-fourths exposed in Anderson Cooper's ass.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (Jx0x6)

297 Dude, a garter snake? They don't hurt anything. Sheesh. What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: toad that Ronster tried to rescue at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (SwkdU)

298 307 "I beat the fucking snake till the toad was free." Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (Ikn3z) A Toad Called Second Chakra?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (tJjm/)

299 Ronster, I have your back with the snake vs. frog.  I go out of my way not to hurt a non-venomous snake.  But I'll beat one to death to save a frog or lizard.

But I'm a bitch that way.

*heads to bar to refill wine glass*

Anybody hurt my snake I'd have to kill you Sorry, s'how it is. Sentry is the thing I love best in this world.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (8uDC8)

300

That was low hanging fruit, wasn't it. I have a CORN SNAKE, not a PENIS.

Oh. Good. I thought you were about to give us a whole new meaning to the term "garter snake."

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (AMYl0)

301 2011 can't get here fast enough.  This has been the crappiest year ever for many people I know....  Mostly for the 48% of us who were smart enough not to vote for the Fucktard in Chief.... but several for personal reasons, too...

Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (3oQRS)

302 CDR they just put the numbers up on the news, but I was a little slow to get them all for you.  Wonder why.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (YYVL1)

303 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: toad that Ronster tried to rescue at December 31, 2010 11:14 PM (SwkdU)

You were dinner.  May Ronster never catch me eating a ribeye . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (zxpIo)

304 207 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here. -------- I'm an Army brat who grew up in Yerp. It was always New Years for the big fireworks display. In Robinson Barracks, Stuttgart, we were housed in the top floor of a building that overlooked the city. The fireworks displays we could see were amazing. I remember specifically a three-stage rocket that put out a shower of sparks at each stage. Good times.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (6fER6)

305 I love reptiles

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (8uDC

Hey there honey - how'd you like to take some dictation in the oval office?


Hell, Barry isn't using it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (bgcml)

306 191 Yeah, we were bailing water for awhile, but now it's like it never rained. (At least where I live.) I like the rain so I kinda miss it. I really loved having 6 straight days of rain.

Move to Seattle immediately. You'll get that often. I hope you like dim lighting, too. Yes, there are liberals. But they're politer about it than the golden mountain version are.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (9uwvY)

307

Megan Kelly just said that Sgt. Giunta is going to help Mayor Bloomberg drop the ball.

Meg, honey, I got news for ya. Bloomberg dropped the ball a long time ago.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (AMYl0)

308 Before I actually achieve drunken status, I want to wish each and every moron and moronette the best New Year ever.

Seriously, I love you guys.  You keep me sane.  After all, I have a Life Coach for a sister-in-law, and am surrounded by seriously deranged libtards.

And a special Happy New Year to the wonderful women of AoSHQ.  I feel like you are my sisters.

Maybe in the not-too-distant future, we can arrange a meet-up in Savannah/Jax/Charleston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (UOM48)

309 Glug*  I'll drink to that!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:12 PM (YYVL1)

Me too!

Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2010 11:14 PM (5I8G0)

Hell yeah.  That's the spirit!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (dWPyO)

310 I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (8uDC8)

311

I wouldn't hurt Sentry, thh. I used to have a boa constrictor back in the 70s. They are cool pets.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:18 PM (AMYl0)

312 For those who weren't on the last thread, give Obysmal one final F-U for 2010.  Politico's asking you to grade his performance.  You'll never guess what grade's winning.  /sarc

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (urYpw)

B+?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 06:18 PM (bgcml)

313  I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (8uDC

Well theres that sign language stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:18 PM (CN+Qv)

314

Megan Kelly just said that Sgt. Giunta is going to help Mayor Bloomberg drop the ball.

Meg, honey, I got news for ya. Bloomberg dropped the ball a long time ago.

At least one of them has balls. 

(Somebody had to say it.)

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (urYpw)

315 Maybe in the not-too-distant future, we can arrange a meet-up in Savannah/Jax/Charleston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (UOM4

Virginia Beach/Raleigh

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (7Y12r)

316

Maybe in the not-too-distant future, we can arrange a meet-up in Savannah/Jax/Charleston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (UOM4

I'd like that alot.  I'm there of course.  Hope GGE can make it too since all of us SE morons have been talking about it for awhile.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (dWPyO)

317 I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (8uDC

We read lips.

Posted by: The Morons at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (bgcml)

318 344 I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything.

You just let US be the judge of that!  IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (YYVL1)

319

Virginia Beach/Raleigh

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (7Y12r)

Gotta make during beach months then.

Posted by: The Morons at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (bgcml)

320 322 I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something. Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC Wait. What?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (tJjm/)

321 And a special Happy New Year to the wonderful women of AoSHQ.  I feel like you are my sisters.

I'll drink to that, D'oh, and right back at ya.  40 more minutes till contact.  We're here for you, girl!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:20 PM (zxpIo)

322

B+?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 11:18 PM (bgcml)

You wish.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:20 PM (urYpw)

323 I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC

Bah, I bet you could pound down a whole bottle of champagne  and still not feel anything. Right?

Posted by: The Morons at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (bgcml)

324 I wouldn't hurt Sentry, thh. I used to have a boa constrictor back in the 70s. They are cool pets.

He's still just a little baby. Maybe 8 months old. When I come in my room and his head is sticking out of a paper towel tube and he quick whips it back in all shy, it makes my day. He's so cute.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (8uDC8)

325

Dude, a garter snake?  They don't hurt anything.  Sheesh

It was sure as hell was hurting the toad.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (Ikn3z)

326

At least one of them has balls.

Amen.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (AMYl0)

327

You wish.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 11:20 PM (urYpw)

Wait, there are grades lower then B+? Like even if you show up n'stuff?

Posted by: Collegiate Barry Obama at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (bgcml)

328

I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC

Here is a tip babe, put down the bottle and switch to coffee. 

Your friend, Delta Smelt.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (dWPyO)

329 Wait. What?

... not naked e_e

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (8uDC8)

330 Hi y'all. Not gonna read all the posts to catch up.  Not gonna stick around till midnight either.  Just wanted to say, thank God 2010 is over.  Fuck all y'all, and good night.

Posted by: Bomber at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (1izra)

331 I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC

Hell, a boob pic would just be perfect.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (Jx0x6)

332
"Wilhelm scream" at 3:58 of Star Wars special.

Posted by: RH Macy at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (NVSUd)

333 Here is a tip babe, put down the bottle and switch to coffee. 

Your friend, Delta Smelt.


Dude, what is wrong with you?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (8uDC8)

334

It was sure as hell was hurting the toad.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (Ikn3z)

Are you a fuckin' vegan?  Do you wear plastic shoes?  Ever killed a spider?  Or a cockroach?  The snake was eating its dinner!! 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (zxpIo)

335 "Wilhelm scream" at 3:58 of Star Wars special.

Posted by: RH Macy at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (NVSUd)

In 1918 also.

Posted by: Some Kaiser at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (bgcml)

336 "352 344 I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything." WELL... you wouldn't have to JUST sit there...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (tJjm/)

337 322 I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
 
Remember no pants allowed on the ONT.

Posted by: Moron Rules Committee at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (bvXGR)

338 He's still just a little baby. Maybe 8 months old. When I come in my room and his head is sticking out of a paper towel tube and he quick whips it back in all shy, it makes my day. He's so cute.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (8uDC

We used to catch a lot of snakes in the woods when I was a kid but we let them go since the cats at home were not understanding about coexistence. They were scared of the box turtles we caught, but they would always go after any snake so we would catch and let em go.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (CN+Qv)

339 Just got back from Charleston. Any Chucktown morons, you sure do have some nice looking girls there. And cool bars.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (DLxD/)

340

 Ronster, I have your back with the snake vs. frog.  I go out of my way not to hurt a non-venomous snake.  But I'll beat one to death to save a frog or lizard.

Thank you Jane. I was beginning to think I was an evil bastard or something.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (Ikn3z)

341

thh,

I used to wear Cleo around my neck when I went through a drive-up window at a liquor store or burger joint. Scared the shit out of lots of folks.

Good times. Good times, indeed.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (AMYl0)

342 I'm so going to get on webcam but be wearing a parka or something and be a total cockblock.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:25 PM (8uDC8)

343 365
Hi y'all. Not gonna read all the posts to catch up.  Not gonna stick around till midnight either.  Just wanted to say, thank God 2010 is over.  Fuck all y'all, and good night.
Posted by: Bomber at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (1izra)

Something tells me we'll not be respected in the morning ...

Howdy, howdy, howdy!

Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 06:25 PM (yRrAd)

344

Dude, what is wrong with you?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (8uDC

You are talking about alcohol and webcams and you are asking me?

Eh, fuck it.  Show it all babe, I ain't white knighting for anyone.  Give em a good show. :-)

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (dWPyO)

345 Here is a tip babe, put down the bottle and switch to coffee. 

Your friend, Delta Smelt.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (dWPyO)

You stay out of this.  She doesn't have to shoot you now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (7Y12r)

346 Only on this blog do folks go after one another over snakes vs. amphibians.

The hell?

Next time I catch one of my kittehs playing with a poor lizard, it's on, bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (UOM48)

347

I used to wear Cleo around my neck when I went through a drive-up window at a liquor store or burger joint. Scared the shit out of lots of folks.

Good times. Good times, indeed.


Awwww, people are such pussies about snakes. I can't understand it. I mean, obviously you should be afraid of poisonous snakes, but people don't keep those as pets. Unless you're insane.


EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:27 PM (8uDC8)

348

EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:27 PM (8uDC

Tell them "Yes."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (7Y12r)

349 273 RedEye's early? When? -------- Argh! I don't remember! I was half asleep when Gutfeld was talking about it last night. For some reason, 9:30 springs to mind, but I don't know which time zone...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (6fER6)

350 380 Only on this blog do folks go after one another over snakes vs. amphibians.


Snakes on a motherfuckin' plane!!!

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (YYVL1)

351 I'm so going to get on webcam but be wearing a parka or something and be a total cockblock.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC

Could you show some ankle? Because that would be very hot. 

No Neck or Face though - that would be wierd.

Posted by: Some Jihadi at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (bgcml)

352

Are you a fuckin' vegan?  Do you wear plastic shoes?  Ever killed a spider?  Or a cockroach?  The snake was eating its dinner!! 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (zxpIo)


At least the snake gets to eat fuckers.

Posted by: Romamba from Sierra Leone who hasn't eaten in a week and is starting to get mad at the flys around m at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (Jx0x6)

353 Happy New Year, wingnuts.  And remember to Coexist, Mean People Suck, My Religion is Loving Kindness.

Posted by: Your Starbucks Libard at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (UOM48)

354

For some reason, 9:30 springs to mind, but I don't know which time zone...

I think it's 12:30 eastern.


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (AMYl0)

355

You are talking about alcohol and webcams and you are asking me?

Eh, fuck it.  Show it all babe, I ain't white knighting for anyone.  Give em a good show. :-)


Pfft, I guess I just don't see the big deal. I never implied that I would be naked or even dressed somewhat sluttily. I could be wearing 18 layers and a scarf for all you know.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (8uDC8)

356 376 I'm so going to get on webcam but be wearing a parka or something and be a total cockblock.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC


We already have Megyn Kelly with that outfit...go for something unique!

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (YYVL1)

357 376
I'm so going to get on webcam but be wearing a parka or something and be a total cockblock.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC

Chicks in parkas are hawt! Huminah, huminah!

Posted by: Moriusaq, Greenland (population 2) at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (yRrAd)

358 Can we bookmark that Jayne Mansfield pic for reference material next time the guys start arguing about one of those cheerleader's globular protuberances being OEM?  Jayne is quite a spectacular example of what the real thing looks like.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (zxpIo)

359 Thanks bomber, but I believe DiT addressed this earlier.  The proper salutation is "fuck all y'all."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (EUlUw)

360

Anybody hurt my snake I'd have to kill you Sorry, s'how it is. Sentry is the thing I love best in this world.

Just don't let him close to my pet toads and all will be fine.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (Ikn3z)

361 2229 hours here fellas and felletts.

Posted by: Central Time Zone. at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (Jx0x6)

362 376 I'm so going to get on webcam but be wearing a parka or something and be a total cockblock. Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC Damn it all, I'll hate myself for this tomorrow but... Don't do that cam thing, thisheavenlyhell. I'm sure you are quite heavanly to look at and all... but don't. Doesn't strike me as a good idea.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (tJjm/)

363 Besides, it's New Years and I feel like stirring up shit.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (8uDC8)

364

Argh! I don't remember!

11:30, Eastern

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (PlgYN)

365

We already have Megyn Kelly with that outfit...go for something unique!

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (YYVL1)


Hey, dumbass, Samuel Jackson doesn't watch that racist filth!

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (YYVL1)

366

Awwww, people are such pussies about snakes.

My mom and sister wouldn't even come to my house when I had Cleo. She was in a glass cage, for cryin' out loud. Didn't matter.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (AMYl0)

367 383 273 RedEye's early? When? -------- Argh! I don't remember! I was half asleep when Gutfeld was talking about it last night. For some reason, 9:30 springs to mind, but I don't know which time zone... ------- DirecTV says "RedEye New Year's" beginning at 9:30 pacific.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (6fER6)

368 349 Maybe in the not-too-distant future, we can arrange a meet-up in Savannah/Jax/Charleston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (UOM4

any meet-ups planned in the Sacramento/SF area? (Northern CA to those of you who live in the real world.)

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (VcPAo)

369

EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:27 PM (8uDC

Jeez if you are afraid of snakes you'd think you'd learn enough to know which is which. Where I grew up our pizzen ones didn't give you any warnings. Copperheads, cottonmouths, etc.

But in the real world, you have to work to get bit by a snake, even a poison one. They just want to avoid trouble, and the poison wont hurt something our size fast enought to help them.

The coral and another kind of snake looked pretty similar, but otherwise you can tell right off.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (CN+Qv)

370

The mister says whatever virus he got a couple days ago is getting its second wind, so he chugged some Nyquil and off he went.  The chillun are upstairs doing G-d knows what, so I best go ride herd on them and get some sleep so I can make it to the Y bright and early for free-T-shirt day. 

Sincere wishes to all of the HQ miscreants for a new and improved year!  And thanks for sharing your prodigious talents here on a daily basis!

Jane, give our best to D'oh Boy; and to any and all in uniform who may be lurking, MEGA THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE.  May 2011 be the year that brings you back to the embrace of your loving families and a grateful nation!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (urYpw)

371
Damn it all, I'll hate myself for this tomorrow but... Don't do that cam thing, thisheavenlyhell. I'm sure you are quite heavanly to look at and all... but don't.

Doesn't strike me as a good idea.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 11:30 PM (tJjm/)


Somebody here will find a way to use it to embarrass you later.

Posted by: Bob Guccione, Penthouse founder. at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (Jx0x6)

372 Just don't let him close to my pet toads and all will be fine.

Well of course I wouldn't let him eat someone's pet! In the same way that I recognize that birds naturally eat snakes in the wild, but I wouldn't let them eat my pet!

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (8uDC8)

373 CDR M@392

The dude died?  Jeebus.  Hello, Darwin Awards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (UOM48)

374 Twenty eight and counting here on the EST.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (7Y12r)

375

Pfft, I guess I just don't see the big deal. I never implied that I would be naked or even dressed somewhat sluttily. I could be wearing 18 layers and a scarf for all you know.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (8uDC

Might I suggest you don't go with the scarf?

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (bgcml)

376

Awwww, people are such pussies about snakes.

Snakes smell funny.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (7qCPY)

377 Dammit sock off

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (YYVL1)

378

Whoops.  Strike that.  11:30 Central. 

12:30 Eastern.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (PlgYN)

379

Pfft, I guess I just don't see the big deal. I never implied that I would be naked or even dressed somewhat sluttily. I could be wearing 18 layers and a scarf for all you know.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (8uDC

But under that, you would be NAKEDZ!1!!!

Posted by: Typical Moron at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (CN+Qv)

380

EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?

Yes.  Try not thinking about snakes or predators for years, then suddenly come upon one as someone's pet.  Will that snake bite me?  Will that pit bull bite me?  Will that tiger bite me?  Will that boa constrictor choke me?  Will that alligator bite me?

Posted by: Count de Yoda Monet at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (XBM1t)

381

You were dinner.  May Ronster never catch me eating a ribeye .

Can we still be friends? I promise to never beat a snake again.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (Ikn3z)

382

Hold a big butcher knife too!

Posted by: Wes Craven at December 31, 2010 11:31 PM (5I8G0)

And a pot roast!

Posted by: Some Hungry Moron at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (bgcml)

383 I had a dream I was in a room full of snakes last night, and there was a coral snake and a milk snake in the mix and I couldn't tell which was which. And I was torn between my desire to huggle all the adorable snakies and my desire to not die.

In real life I can tell the difference at a glance. It's weird how often I dream about poisonous snakes (and spiders) considering my love of snakes.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:35 PM (8uDC8)

384

12:30 Eastern.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 11:33 PM (PlgYN)

Maybe it's just me, brew, but what the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (zxpIo)

385

I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (Ikn3z)

386 So the milk is the coral lookalike snake?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:37 PM (CN+Qv)

387 410 Twenty eight and counting here on the EST.


LOL  the local Raleigh news is following the "Acorn Drop" (seriously) along with the event in Times Square, and reminding everyone that they're on the exact same schedule to reach New Year's.  Like their viewers are fkn idiots.  I guess I am for watching.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:37 PM (YYVL1)

388 Rick Springfield?  Who booked this, my Auntie Gene?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:37 PM (PlgYN)

389

Whoops.  Strike that.  11:30 Central. 

12:30 Eastern.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 11:33 PM (PlgYN)


Uh, no, 1137 eastern, 1037 central, 937 mountain, 837 pacific.

Posted by: Bob Guccione, Penthouse founder. at December 31, 2010 06:37 PM (Jx0x6)

390 RedEye's early tonight, Peach.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:37 PM (PlgYN)

391 It's weird how often I dream about poisonous snakes (and spiders)

I think I may have some insight into this. Would you please get on my couch?

Posted by: Ziggy Freud at December 31, 2010 06:38 PM (bgcml)

392 John Pussy wasn't available.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 06:38 PM (SJ6/3)

393

I hate snakes.

Say that again?

Posted by: Snake Pliskin at December 31, 2010 06:38 PM (DLxD/)

394

Rick Springfield?  Who booked this, my Auntie Gene?

Keep your eyes on that guy.

Posted by: Jessie at December 31, 2010 06:38 PM (7qCPY)

395

Happy New Year's Eve morons and moronettes!

I'm skipping the usual hullabaloo and watching 'Live from Daryl's House' on WGN.

I had no idea he had a web show but I'll darned sure be catching up on all the episodes after watching this.

I hope you guys are all tucked away safely at home, warm and snuggly, and clear from the drunkards on the roadways this evening.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2010 06:39 PM (piMMO)

396 337 207 When did this thing of New Year firecrackers start? I don't remember that as a kid. Sounds like Second Manassas around here.
--------

I've been hearing them all evening here too. I thought it was just an California thing all those years

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:39 PM (vdfwz)

397 Everyone's all down on Ronster about the snake.  Until THIS happens to them.

My Tallahassee cousin gets up in the wee hours for her job as a radiologist technician.  Goes into her kitchen and sees a broken decorative plate from the kitchen wall on her floor.  Calls the husband.  They're cleaning up the plate, when she, not wearing her glasses, sees a "bow" around another plate that was never there before.  It's a snake. 

Husband brings a cooler into the kitchen, tosses the snake in, and carries the cooler into the street.  Cooler is empty.  Runs back in the house to warn wife, as she's scooping up the last of the broken plate, the THE SNAKE IS STILL SOMEWHERE IN THE KITCHEN.

They find the bastard again, get it in the cooler, and release it into the neighbor's yard next door.

When they finished the story, my first question was:  Did you set the cooler on fire and burn it?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:40 PM (UOM48)

398 Fireworks around here too.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 06:40 PM (SJ6/3)

399 Snakes smell funny.

We've had this discussion before.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (8uDC8)

400 New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys, hosted by Ryan Seacrest, feel teh ghey!

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (oREHE)

401 @392 I missed that...care to fill me in?

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (VcPAo)

402 Rick Springfield?  Who booked this, my Auntie Gene?

Rick Springfield!!!!!Yea!!!

http://tinyurl.com/2b2wzgc

Posted by: Bob Guccione, Penthouse founder. at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (Jx0x6)

403 And yet, no one gave a shit about that dude that played real life frogger the other day and died.

I laughed. Does that count?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (YxBuk)

404

Are you a fuckin' vegan? 

That could be, no was the biggest insult I've ever had hurled at me in my entire life.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (Ikn3z)

405 Did you guys see where RedEye beat SNL and a bunch of others in that list of most influential online topics?

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (PlgYN)

406 Imagine Kathy Griffin crashing the Fox New Year's set and grabbing Hemmer on the ass.

Actually, I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (UOM48)

407 443

Damn you sock, die fucker die.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (Jx0x6)

408 I laughed. Does that count?


Hell yeah!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:43 PM (YYVL1)

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:43 PM (8uDC8)

410 Hammitty sucks.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 06:44 PM (SJ6/3)

411 17 more minutes to 2011 here in CT... God but I hope the coming year is better for America than 2010 was!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:44 PM (tJjm/)

412 Midnight is rapidly in EST. Heading up to the top floor to watch the fireworks. Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 06:44 PM (SwkdU)

413 New record, MrsCaniac made it till 11:35pm on New Years Eve!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 06:44 PM (oREHE)

414

We've had this discussion before.

easy, there...I was alluding to that.

I laughed. Does that count?

Hi, Rum.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (7qCPY)

415 Here's a handy scale for measuring your intoxication levels.

Posted by: GnuBreed, hovering between tipsy and drunk at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (bvXGR)

416 Hey, Rick Springfield.  Happy 1982 everyone!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (EUlUw)

417 Hi, garrett. What's your poison tonight?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (YxBuk)

418 453 17 more minutes to 2011 here in CT...


Not sure about here in NC....let me check the local news real quick.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (YYVL1)

419 Happy New Year, Morons and Moronettes!

Posted by: MDH3 at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (ynM5P)

420 They find the bastard again, get it in the cooler, and release it into the neighbor's yard next door.

Jane, that was my favorite part of the story.  Tee hee.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (zxpIo)

421 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (YxBuk)

422 When they finished the story, my first question was:  Did you set the cooler on fire and burn it?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:40 PM (UOM4

How did they miss getting it in the first time?

A few years back a friend of mine had a big snake stuck by his garage door - the driveway was so steep and smooth he was having trouble getting out. They freaked out when  I said I would carry him out, so  I had to get a push broom and hold it by him to give him purchase to make his way out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:47 PM (CN+Qv)

423 Just woke D'oh up from in front of the TV.  Keeping my makeup on to look nice for the kid when he Skypes at midnight.

Damn.  I'm not even slightly high.  Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:47 PM (UOM48)

424 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)

I did just pour myself a little bit of rum, Rum.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:47 PM (CN+Qv)

425 The Seinfeld Frogger episode was just classic.

"What's the outlet?"
"The outlet?"
"Mm-hmmm."
"That's where the electricity comes out."
"Oh, you mean the holes."

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 06:47 PM (YX6i/)

426 463 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I? ------- No.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (6fER6)

427 Hey, Rick Springfield.  Happy 1982 everyone!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 11:45 PM (EUlUw)


Why thank you!

Posted by: Buhler High School class of 1982. at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (Jx0x6)

428

I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober

I'm not drunk.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (7qCPY)

429 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)

Yep.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (7Y12r)

430 I did just pour myself a little bit of rum

What kind of rum?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (YxBuk)

431 Yes.  Try not thinking about snakes or predators for years, then suddenly come upon one as someone's pet.  Will that snake bite me?  Will that pit bull bite me?  Will that tiger bite me?  Will that boa constrictor choke me?  Will that alligator bite me?

Yeah, because a 12 inch corn snake is totally equivilent to a tiger. Dude, even if I had a nasty snake that strikes at everything (and sure, they exist, though my snake has only struck at me once and it was the first day I had him) how big a douchebag would I have to be to let him near anyone else? As it is, I never let him near anyone else, I just hold him and let them look. Because firstly, I don't trust them to hold him, and secondly, because I understand that other people are not as comfortable with snakes as I am and I don't want them to flip out. I would never just walk up to some random person and stick my snake in their face.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (8uDC8)

432

I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?

Unless you do a one-night lifestyle change--yes.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:49 PM (AMYl0)

433 I'm pretty sober, actually.  But I've got to get up early and start New Year's dinner for our friends.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:49 PM (UOM48)

434 What kind of rum?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:48 PM (YxBuk)

Just Cap'n morgan.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:49 PM (CN+Qv)

435 Ten more minutes.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (7Y12r)

436 Just Cap'n morgan.

I bow to thee sire.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (Jx0x6)

437 462 They find the bastard again, get it in the cooler, and release it into the neighbor's yard next door.

Jane, that was my favorite part of the story.  Tee hee.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (zxpIo)



Although I really don't care for Hannity anymore, and absolutely cannot listen to his radio show, one of the funniest things I ever heard was his story about giving his hippie-lib animal lover employee and her husband a couple lobsters for Christmas or something.  Instead of eating them, like normal people would, this animal-hugger decided to do the right thing and release the lobsters...into the wild...of the freshwater pond behind their house...with the rubber bands still pinning their claws closed so they'd be defenseless as they slowly asphyxiated in the fresh water.  I mean not funny from the lobster's point of view.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (YYVL1)

438 463
I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)

Umm, no.

Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (yRrAd)

439 I haven't drank in so long, I don't even miss it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (PlgYN)

440 463 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)

Nope.

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (VcPAo)

441

466, 471,

Oh yeah. Hell. Go ahead and make a liar out of me. *drinks*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (AMYl0)

442 Jane, what are you fixing for New Year's dinner?  Ever since Nam 'Grunt left us, you are my favorite vicarious food experience.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (zxpIo)

443

463 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?

Depends: how well does tequila keep, and how long, when kept in cool, dark storage?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (rJcqg)

444

Just Cap'n morgan.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 11:49 PM (CN+Qv)


Me too!  Cheers!  I love it when common ground can be found.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (YYVL1)

445 Happy New Year, fellow idiots!  (Said lovingly.) 

Wonder what delicious, decadent, calorie-laden goodies the First Couple consumed tonight? 

I denounce myself for mentioning those two mutts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (UOM48)

446 I would never just walk up to some random person and stick my snake in their face.

Works for me!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (EUlUw)

447 Oh Good Lord! Will they PLEASE drop Dick Clark into his Jar of Formaldehyde, already??!!!! This is getting creepy!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (tJjm/)

448

Oh yeah. Hell. Go ahead and make a liar out of me. *drinks*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:51 PM (AMYl0)

Yeah.  Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (7Y12r)

449

Depends: how well does tequila keep, and how long, when kept in cool, dark storage?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2010 11:51 PM (rJcqg)

Well your stomach is dark. Dunno how cool you are.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (CN+Qv)

450

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:50 PM (YYVL1)

I watched Hannity's show the night Mark Steyn filled in for him. They should make that a permanent change.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (AMYl0)

451 Yeah I'm really drunk. But it's sorta not fun drunk anymore. Someone cheer me up before the clock strikes 12.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (8uDC8)

452 I've got one hour and eight minutes and I am fucked up.

So what else is new.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (Jx0x6)

453 474
I would never just walk up to some random person and stick my snake in their face.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:48 PM (8uDC

Obviously not qualified to be Preznint.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 31, 2010 06:54 PM (yRrAd)

454

Where did Nam Grunt go?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:54 PM (DLxD/)

455 Peaches, I bought a small HoneyBaked Ham.  I'm just making greens and hoppin' John (rice and peas) and cornbread.  All good-luck foods for the New Year. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:54 PM (UOM48)

456 But it's sorta not fun drunk anymore. Someone cheer me up before the clock strikes 12.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:53 PM (8uDC

See, now is when you stop.  Take a couple of aspirin and have a glass of water.  If you keep going from here you just get sick, and that's no fun at all.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:55 PM (7Y12r)

457 Dude, it's only 5 minutes away. I need a noisemaker or a really annoying horn or flute or something.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:55 PM (8uDC8)

458 Start yer countdown, east coasters....

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 06:55 PM (paOeu)

459 Have a New Year everyone.

Posted by: goozer at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (F1aIq)

460 I've heard there've been sightings over at H2.  And he actually popped in here on Christmas and wished everyone a happy one.  I miss the big lug. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (zxpIo)

461

Where did Nam Grunt go?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 11:54 PM (DLxD/)


If you remember, we had a pretty contentious election season that separated a lot of folks. That could have been the reason for his leaving.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (Jx0x6)

462 492 Oh Good Lord! Will they PLEASE drop Dick Clark into his Jar of Formaldehyde, already??!!!!

This is getting creepy!!

Wait. Dick Clark is still alive? But that upsets all my calculations!

(turns to abacus, muttering about the Apocalypse)

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (9uwvY)

463 See, now is when you stop.  Take a couple of aspirin and have a glass of water.  If you keep going from here you just get sick, and that's no fun at all.

Yeah, I know, I'm not retarded. I only did that once, and I swear it was an accident.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (8uDC8)

464 Oh good, it's Year of the Quarterback. Finally.

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (DLxD/)

465 God i hate Imagine.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (zyaZ1)

466 I'm going with the turkey, stuffing and all the fixin's.  Youngest daughter and son-in-law are both off tomorrow, so we're going to do our Christmas tomorrow since Youngest Son and I were in Florida at Eldest Daughter's house for Christmas Day.  It should be fun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:57 PM (7Y12r)

467 Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:50 PM (YYVL1)

That's both really funny and really sad.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:57 PM (YxBuk)

468 Happy New Year

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 31, 2010 06:57 PM (jzOkH)

469 Did I just hallucinate seeing a very old Rick Springfield?  Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:57 PM (UOM48)

470 Snappy Jooos cheers!

Posted by: Helen Thomas, now available in chronologically-challenged version at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (yRrAd)

471 Imagine is the worst song of all time

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (ATMEl)

472 I only did that once, and I swear it was an accident.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:56 PM (8uDC

Once is all it takes, isn't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (7Y12r)

473 John Lennon is dead.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (SJ6/3)

474 OMG thisheavenlyhell, is your snake poisonous?????

Hai guys. I'm new. I heard y'all like pudding, so you might enjoy this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw

You're welcome.

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (XiSOm)

475 502 Dude, it's only 5 minutes away. I need a noisemaker or a really annoying horn or flute or something. ---------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXN8BvGp_o

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (6fER6)

476 My mom made hoppin' John today. She always makes a whole bunch of it and then freezes the rest. Even though the only people who eat it are my dad and she. I don't really like it, mostly because I don't like black eyed peas.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (YxBuk)

477

If you remember, we had a pretty contentious election season that separated a lot of folks. That could have been the reason for his leaving.

Yeah but I swear I just read some of his stuff very recently. Hm.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (DLxD/)

478

"Imagine no possesions."

Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (AMYl0)

479 For my New Years resolution, I resolve to quit being an asshole...in 2015.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (Jx0x6)

480 501 But it's sorta not fun drunk anymore. Someone cheer me up before the clock strikes 12.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:53 PM (8uDC


You're among friends here, and there's always good advice and laughter to be had at Ace's place...I'm kinda new, but the morons here are awesome and have become my family away from my family.  Come back often next year!!!  Until then, yeah, water and aspirin and sleep is probably the best idea.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (YYVL1)

481

Yeah, because a 12 inch corn snake is totally equivilent to a tiger.

In a few moments, after an adjustment period, the rational part of the brain kicks in and I'm with you.  Before that moment though, is when I'd blurt out, "Is it poisonous?"

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (XBM1t)

482 Here comes the countdown...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (tJjm/)

483

Although I really don't care for Hannity anymore, and absolutely cannot listen to his radio show, one of the funniest things I ever heard was his story about giving his hippie-lib animal lover employee and her husband a couple lobsters for Christmas or something.  Instead of eating them, like normal people would, this animal-hugger decided to do the right thing and release the lobsters...into the wild...of the freshwater pond behind their house...with the rubber bands still pinning their claws closed so they'd be defenseless as they slowly asphyxiated in the fresh water.  I mean not funny from the lobster's point of view.....

I heard that. I believe it was his gal assistant!

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (piMMO)

484 That's both really funny and really sad.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:57 PM (YxBuk)

And yet explains why the country is in the shape it is in right now...

Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (3oQRS)

485

"Imagine no possesions."

Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (AMYl0)


Thank you Mark David Chapman.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (Jx0x6)

486 Cool to see Junta. I guess now that Barak is prez we can be proud of our Military

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (zyaZ1)

487 HAPPY NEW YEAR.

May Father New Year bring us all health, happiness, and a nice impeachment.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (bgcml)

488 Happy East Coast New Year, roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (7Y12r)

489 Happy New Year East Coasters!  Oh, and morons.  2011, God save us. 

Posted by: sybilll at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (pSQrA)

490 HAPPY NEW YEAR MOE RONS!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (dWPyO)

491 Happy New Year M&M's!

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (AMYl0)

492 30 seconds to go, and in Raleigh, [the]acorn is falling.  Hope that's symbolic!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (YYVL1)

493 Mayor Doucheberg!

Posted by: scrood at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (4cRlt)

494 Bonne année, east coasters!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (YxBuk)

495 Happy morons, new year!

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (7+pP9)

496

Well, east coast M&M's anyway.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (AMYl0)

497 Happy New Year!!!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (YYVL1)

498 Happy New Year East Coasters!

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (zyaZ1)

499 Happy New Year, all!

Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (yRrAd)

500 Happy New Year, easties.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (PlgYN)

501 Happy New Year Morons!

Posted by: Rodent at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (q5k6l)

502 I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds "Imagine" to be creepy as fuck.

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (XiSOm)

503 Sloppy New Year

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (DLxD/)

504 Happy New Year, Good Morons of the East!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (zxpIo)

505

Thank you Mark David Chapman.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (Jx0x6)

Did they ever figure out why he shot Lennon?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (bgcml)

506 Happy New Year right coasters!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (Jx0x6)

507

Yeah and this cheesy song gets to me every year. 

And damn, the fireworks are goin off big time here tonight!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (dWPyO)

508

"Imagine no possesions."

Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (AMYl0)

So did he - so he's a hypocrite. Imagine that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (CN+Qv)

509 Happy New Year east coast morons!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (paOeu)

510 So, uh, is it wrong to hang mistletoe over your monitor?

Posted by: Some Moron at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (bgcml)

511 Happy New Year, Guys & Gals!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (tJjm/)

512 Did the get the Lenin shooting on video?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (SJ6/3)

513 Happy New Year!

Posted by: Steph at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (CUlig)

514 Kaiya Averone

OMG ZIA-CHAN! HAI!

I already posted the pudding.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (8uDC8)

515 I could do worse than having Frank Sinatra ring in the new year.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (dWPyO)

516 Hoppy New Year

Posted by: Dogfish 90 at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (DLxD/)

517 Happy New Year east coasters!!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (XBM1t)

518 "Imagine" blows green dead donkey dicks ... but you already know that

Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (yRrAd)

519 Ok, which one of you  morons is gonna send a text and a shout out for AOS morons for the Fox news ticker?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (paOeu)

520 Happy new year, easterlys.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (CN+Qv)

521 Happy brew year.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (q1Tbv)

522

Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.

 

You could have turned the channel and listened to Smokey Robinson sing Sara Smile, or to Todd Rundgren jammin.

Your pick sucked.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (piMMO)

523

Did they ever figure out why he shot Lennon?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2011 12:01 AM (bgcml)


Yes, he hated Asian female succubus scrunts who ruin not only a man's life, but the life of a very successful band...But he missed!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (Jx0x6)

524 Year!!

Posted by: "No Labels" (see how serious we are?) at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (yRrAd)

525 Ok, which one of you  morons is gonna send a text and a shout out for AOS morons for the Fox news ticker?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 12:03 AM (paOeu)

I would if I knew how.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (7Y12r)

526 565 Hoppy New Year

Posted by: Dogfish 90 at January 01, 2011 12:02 AM (DLxD/)



And the same to you, sir!

Posted by: Sweetwater 420 at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (YYVL1)

527 These new HDTV's kick ass. Shame there is nothing to watch.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (SJ6/3)

528

Did they ever figure out why he shot Lennon?

Dick Cheney told him to.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (Y7QDo)

529 SO, are you East Coasters gonna stick around to pick is CSTer's up off the floor in an hour?

Posted by: sybilll at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (pSQrA)

530 526

"Imagine no possesions."

Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.

I did that. I imagined no possessions. Then I imagined returning home from work to discover that someone had taken over my house, because there were no possessions. Wow, that really sucked.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (9uwvY)

531

2000 ELEVENTY!!!11

 

Posted by: gus at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (C02p4)

532 eleventy11!!11!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (zxpIo)

533 Hoppy Brew Year!

Posted by: Gubna by Oskar Blues at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (DLxD/)

534 Happy New Year, Morons and Moronettes

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (vdfwz)

535

566,

Not for long, if we keep our resolve and win in 2012.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (AMYl0)

536 Hippo gnu deer!

Posted by: PETA (aren't we simply precious?) at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (yRrAd)

537 Sent a txt in. lets see if they run it

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (zyaZ1)

538 559 So, uh, is it wrong to hang mistletoe over your monitor?

It depends on whose picture is on it at the time. David Hasselhoff, definitely wrong.

Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (9uwvY)

539 Happy New Year. etc.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (UqKQV)

540 574 Now it's 1/11/11.   Did the Mayan's say anything about that date?

Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 12:04 AM (5I8G0)


My ascendency to godlike status was pre-determined!!!  one!one!!!!!oneone!!!!

Posted by: Teh One at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (YYVL1)

541 Here is an inspirational calendar for the new year!

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (VcPAo)

542

Aight folks, Happy New Year.  See ya on the flip side.

Good night now!

Thanks for the entertainment Morons.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (dWPyO)

543 Seems weird to watch the East Coast New Year's shows "live" here in the CST zone. Another adjustment after leaving SoCal earlier this year.

At least the shows suck earlier in the evening here.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 07:08 PM (Ulu3i)

544 Did they even have a written language?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 07:08 PM (SJ6/3)

545 1-1-11...
Now that's some serious fucking eleventy!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:08 PM (Jx0x6)

546 Here is an inspirational calendar for the new year!

Posted by: sock puppeh at January 01, 2011 12:07 AM (VcPAo)

At least its only a head shot of MO

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:08 PM (CN+Qv)

547 Feels the same. The suck continues.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 07:08 PM (SJ6/3)

548 581
SO, are you East Coasters gonna stick around to pick is CSTer's up off the floor in an hour?
Posted by: sybilll at January 01, 2011 12:05 AM (pSQrA)

They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean.

Posted by: East Coast snobs at December 31, 2010 07:08 PM (yRrAd)

549 Happy New Year everyone

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (oVQFe)

550 SO this is my favorite version of Auld Lang Syne ever.

Strike that, it's in the top ten of my favorite songs ever.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (8uDC8)

551

Your pick sucked.

They usually do. That's why I don't play the football picks thing.

Only two things I can pick. My nose (consistently) and horse races (fairly decent).

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (AMYl0)

552 Happy New Years everybody!...all the best for 2011!

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (TppR/)

553 Happy New Year, all.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (G/MYk)

554 'Night, Delta! 


Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (zxpIo)

555 Did they even have a written language?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 01, 2011 12:08 AM (SJ6/3)

They have some on their temples, and some old wood books that a Spanish priest hunted up and burned.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (CN+Qv)

556 Only 750 days until the end of Dear Reader's term of office.
 
Happy New Year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (bvXGR)

557 599
1-1-11...

Now that's some serious fucking eleventy!
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 01, 2011 12:08 AM (Jx0x6)

Pfft! Poseur!

Posted by: 11/11/11 at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (yRrAd)

558 413 Awwww, people are such pussies about snakes. Snakes smell funny. So do pussies!!! *Just snagged the first pussy joke of 2011!*

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (tJjm/)

559 Happy New Year everyone!  No where to go but up!

Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (3oQRS)

560 Here is an inspirational calendar for the new year!

Posted by: sock puppeh at January 01, 2011 12:07 AM (VcPAo)

Jan: WARRRRRAAAHGGGHHH!

Feb: ROOOAAARRRRR!!!!

Mar: GHARBLLLLLL!!!

etc...

Posted by: The Words of Kashyyyk at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (bgcml)

561 I think I'm going to let my drunkenness wear off and drink water until everyone is in 2011.

Good riddence, 2010. I hope to never see another like you.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (8uDC8)

562 oh, and the Eagles suck

big time; dog-killer QB included

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (UqKQV)

563 *Just snagged the first pussy joke of 2011!*

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 12:10 AM (tJjm/)

Poontang!!!!

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (YX6i/)

564 Actually I think I'm going to remain drunk just long enough to sing loudly in a scottish accent.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (8uDC8)

565

They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean.

I have a custom-made pea gravel floor, I'll have you know.


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (AMYl0)

566 614, I think it's a sign that I'm rather tipsy that I was sent into fits of giggles over that one.

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (XiSOm)

567 Mmmm bacon popcorn...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (YxBuk)

568 Actually I think I'm going to remain drunk just long enough to sing loudly in a scottish accent.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (8uDC

What time zone are you in, heavenly?  I'm in Califuckya, but I put the household on EST just for tonight, it was the only way I'd still be up at midnight.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (zxpIo)

569 Actually I think I'm going to remain drunk just long enough to sing loudly in a scottish accent.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (8uDC


"I don't have the power Captain."

Just say that, your Scottish accent will kick in.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (Jx0x6)

570 That Xerxes is one scary looking bastard.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (DLxD/)

571

620,

Hmmmmmm. How you doin'?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:15 PM (AMYl0)

572

They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean.
Our floors are made of .357 magnums.  Got a problem with that? 

 

Posted by: sybilll at December 31, 2010 07:15 PM (pSQrA)

573 What time zone are you in, heavenly?  I'm in Califuckya, but I put the household on EST just for tonight, it was the only way I'd still be up at midnight.

Eastern. I'm in Jersey. The land of Chris Christie and nothing else good.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:16 PM (8uDC8)

574 BY THE WAY. I'd like to give an official Moron welcome to my friend Kaiya Averone. No really, she's been my real life-type best friend since the 7th grade, and I've been annoying her about this site for years.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (8uDC8)

575 I'm back! Has THH started the web cam? Does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (SwkdU)

576 Hey ya'll just wanted to wish you guys a happy and safe new year. 2010 was a good year for me and my boys. We didn't die. Anyway wish me luck at the casino cheers!

Posted by: Marion "Cobra" Cobretti at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (sCGdc)

577 That Xerxes is one scary looking bastard.

Thanks stud, but one night in the Castro will scare you beyond your wildest dreams.

Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (Jx0x6)

578 Eastern. I'm in Jersey. The land of Chris Christie and nothing else good.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:16 AM (8uDC

Christie, thisheavenlyhell and nothing else good

fixt.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (CN+Qv)

579 Heh, Jerry Brown is being inaugurated on Tuesday (?).  Don't feel bad that all you have is Chris Christie . . . looks pretty damn good from where I sit, although he'd look even better at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (zxpIo)

580 Actually I think I'm going to remain drunk just long enough to sing loudly in a scottish accent.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (8uDC

I heartily agree.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (7Y12r)

581 Rick Springfield??    His bands amps weren't Miked.   Whats up with that??

Posted by: gus at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (C02p4)

582 621 Mmmm bacon popcorn...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 12:14 AM (YxBuk)


My Mom got me for Christmas some Maple Bacon Rub for my meat.  She is teh awesome!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (YYVL1)

583 Just Skyped our kid.  All is well in D'ohville tonight.  He had to see his pussies.  Pet pussies.

Pussies. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (UOM48)

584 You know Teh One would love to be able to do that look for the State of the Union.

Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 12:16 AM (5I8G0)

Nothing beats Toonce's dorky golf look ... except if he started wearing clogs around the White House, pretending he was one of the fake doctors.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (G/MYk)

585 BY THE WAY. I'd like to give an official Moron welcome to my friend Kaiya Averone. No really, she's been my real life-type best friend since the 7th grade, and I've been annoying her about this site for years.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (8uDC

Ok Christie, thisheavenlyhell, Kaiya Averone, and nothing else good.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)

586 666th?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (6fER6)

587 D'oh!

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (6fER6)

588 Happy New Year east coasters, tee hee. Missed it by twenty minutes. Eating Lindor truffles, drinking beer, watching basketball and playing trivia.

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (46PiX)

589 BY THE WAY. I'd like to give an official Moron welcome to my friend Kaiya Averone. No really, she's been my real life-type best friend since the 7th grade, and I've been annoying her about this site for years.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (8uDC

How YOU doin?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (7Y12r)

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:20 PM (vdfwz)

591 Our floors are made of pure, crystallized dihydrogen monoxide!

Posted by: 10,000 maroons in 10,000 ice fishing shantys on Minnesota's 10,000 lakes at December 31, 2010 07:20 PM (yRrAd)

592 Cool stuff on Fox. They didn't post my text yet. Probably the Moron thing. I've had to explain to others that it's not derogatory. Hell it's a sign of affection

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:20 PM (zyaZ1)

593

My Mom got me for Christmas some Maple Bacon Rub for my meat.  She is teh awesome!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (YYVL1)

Talking about your mom, your meat and your rub all in one sentence is kinda creepy....

Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (3oQRS)

594

No but the parka was a nice black one and the butcher knife went well with it.

Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (5I8G0)

And the roast was a nice touch as well.  Is the snake poisonous?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (7Y12r)

595 Our kid told us there was a big brawl in the Marine barracks.  He assures us he wasn't involved.  Large quantities of alcohol were, surprise. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (UOM48)

596 637 Rick Springfield??    His bands amps weren't Miked.   Whats up with that??

Posted by: gus at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (C02p4)


Because MORE Rick Springfield music played louder is what you were looking for?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (YYVL1)

597 Mmmmm maple bacon rub....sounds tasty. My cousin keeps promising the garlic rub recipe he used on the Christmas prime rib but so far he hasn't delivered.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (YxBuk)

598 Wasn't Mr. Decade Dance charged with providing the hookers entertainment for tonight's thread?

Posted by: 'Rons, seriously disappointed in Kratos at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (yRrAd)

599

They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean

I'll have you know that I went to Goodwill and bought some old rugs from the Playboy mansion and laid them out on my dirt floor. So there smarty pants.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (Ikn3z)

600

You know Teh One would love to be able to do that look for the State of the Union.

At least the eye-liner.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (DLxD/)

601 Our kid told us there was a big brawl in the Marine barracks.  He assures us he wasn't involved.  Large quantities of alcohol were, surprise. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (UOM4

Alcohol?  In the Marine barracks?  And a brawl????  I'm shocked, SHOCKED! I tell ya!

Posted by: GGE, USN Ret who served with Marines at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (7Y12r)

602 2011

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (UqKQV)

603

Christie, thisheavenlyhell and nothing else good

fixt.


Awwww :3

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (8uDC8)

604 My cousin keeps promising the garlic rub recipe he used on the Christmas prime rib but so far he hasn't delivered.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk)

1) Garlic

 2) Rub on rib

Am i close?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (CN+Qv)

605 I forgot how much I liked 300.

Mmmmm Gerard Butler...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (YxBuk)

606 Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: SATAN at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (YYVL1)

607 Actually Kaiya is not in NJ.  She moved to Colorado years ago.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (8uDC8)

608

DOOOOOMMMMMEEED!!!!!!

 

Oh and,,,,,,uh,,,,,,Happy New Year!!!!

Posted by: stillers at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (WgaM5)

609 Wow, first 666 of 2011 and I wasn't even trying!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (YxBuk)

610 I swear Rum gets 666 everyday....

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (zyaZ1)

611 late?

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (AMYl0)

612 Am i close?

I believe other spices are involved, but I don't know which ones.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (YxBuk)

613

Happy 2011 RooN's n RetteS...

Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (JVN02)

614 @666

Damn.  Armageddon will have to be put off another year.  *hangs head in shame*

Posted by: SATAN at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (YYVL1)

615 Our kid told us there was a big brawl in the Marine barracks. While I was watching the fireworks, I saw 5 police vehicles pull up to a bar. Three cruisers, an un-marked & a paddy wagon.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (SwkdU)

616 no POSSESSIONS?????   Yoko Ono has them all.

Posted by: gus at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (C02p4)

617 So does that mean that all of us who were previously doomed get our souls back?  It is the new year, after all, and the first 666 of 2011.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:25 PM (7Y12r)

618

Yup. Very.

 

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:25 PM (AMYl0)

619 No really, she's been my real life-type best friend since the 7th grade, and I've been annoying her about this site for years.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (8uDC

First rule of ONT club - talk about ONT club.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 07:26 PM (bgcml)

620 653 637 Rick Springfield??    His bands amps weren't Miked.   Whats up with that??

Posted by: gus at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (C02p4)


Because MORE Rick Springfield music played louder is what you were looking for?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (YYVL1)

 

Couldn't hear enough cowbell.  Moar cowbell!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (XBM1t)

621 I'm back! Has THH started the web cam? Does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (SwkdU)

Trust me honey, the pink heart just isn't worth it.

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (bgcml)

622 Why did no one ever tell me how much fun it is headbanging drunk?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (8uDC8)

623

First rule of ONT club - talk about ONT club PIX OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2011 12:26 AM (bgcml)

FIFY.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (7Y12r)

624 hasta manana moronos

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (DLxD/)

625 So does that mean that all of us who were previously doomed get our souls back?

No take-backsies! It's in the rulebook!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (YxBuk)

626 Why did no one ever tell me how much fun it is headbanging drunk?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:27 AM (8uDC

yeah...what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (7Y12r)

627 631 I'm back! Has THH started the web cam? Does the carpet match the drapes? Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (SwkdU) I think we talked her out of it. Probably not a good thing for her to do, though I must admit I would not have minded playing carpet inspector...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (tJjm/)

628 Why did no one ever tell me how much fun it is headbanging drunk? Because they were on the other side of the hangover? Don't forget to hydrate.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (SwkdU)

629 No take-backsies! It's in the rulebook!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 12:27 AM (YxBuk)

dammit...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (7Y12r)

630 647 Happy New Year from Teh Kittehs

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 12:20 AM (vdfwz)

That is the cutest, kb!  Plus, bonus, my cat went bat-shit crazy when I played it just now.  lol

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (zxpIo)

631 Every time I watch 300, it makes me want to read Gates of Fire again.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (zyaZ1)

632

No, apparently Rick Vanilli Springsteen is lip syncing.

 

Posted by: gus at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (C02p4)

633 I love this song more than life.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (8uDC8)

634

Our kid told us there was a big brawl in the Marine barracks.  He assures us he wasn't involved.  Large quantities of alcohol were, surprise.

I hope it wasn't over politics or even worse, snakes and toads.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (Ikn3z)

635 Well roonz and roonettez, it's been fun ringing in the new year with you, but time is short and that turkey isn't going to jump in the oven by itself tomorrow.  Goodnight, Happy New Year, and AMF!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (7Y12r)

636 I think we talked her out of it. Probably not a good thing for her to do, though I must admit I would not have minded playing carpet inspector... Yeah, minister to thousands of widow & orphans, but flash one web cam...

Posted by: fluffy likes a cheap thrill as much as the next Moron at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (SwkdU)

637

That is the cutest, kb!  Plus, bonus, my cat went bat-shit crazy when I played it just now.  lol

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 12:29 AM (zxpIo)

My girl kitty gave me a wtf look. The others never seem to be fooled by youtube cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (CN+Qv)

638 I hope it wasn't over politics or even worse, snakes and toads.

I'm guessing vegans vs. bacon-rubbed meat.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (zxpIo)

639 kbdabear, LOVED teh kitteh New Year vid.  Send it to our kid, who misses "his babies".  And our cats went nuts when I played it. 

Happy New Year.  Hope 2011 brings you wonderful things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (UOM48)

640 No take-backsies! It's in the rulebook!


The official term is "taksies-backsies."  Seriously, they pay me to know this crap.
/

Posted by: SATAN at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (YYVL1)

641 The Year in Kittehs is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (7qCPY)

642 Katherine McPhee is still gorgeous

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:32 PM (vdfwz)

643 So, for the first time in two decades I had no one to kiss.  You morons have kept me sane.  Thanks to all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:32 PM (EUlUw)

644 oops damn sock/damn liquor

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:32 PM (YYVL1)

645 I NEVER said I would show anything X rated on webcam, ffs. It wouldn't even have been pg-13 rated, except in your minds.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:32 PM (8uDC8)

646 Uh oh.  RedEye is doing a story about the stories that made viewers drink the most.  I see trouble ahead.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:33 PM (YYVL1)

647 This is the ONT and I have my pants off. But, I have an itch, what the fuck do I do?

Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at December 31, 2010 07:34 PM (Jx0x6)

648 712 I NEVER said I would show anything X rated on webcam, ffs. It wouldn't even have been pg-13 rated, except in your minds.

Everything is x-rated in our minds, thank you very much.

Posted by: Your Average Moron at December 31, 2010 07:34 PM (YYVL1)

649 I didn't have anyone to kiss either, except for Sentry I think I go get him.. ;-;

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:34 PM (8uDC8)

650 Happy New Year! Hope everyone has a healthy, happy 2011!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2010 07:34 PM (HjxoE)

651 Ronster @700, apparently "words" were exchanged between Navy corpsmen ("corpsemen....Barry speak) and drunken Marines.  And after that fight broke up, another broke out, and a corpsman broke a Marine's nose.  Or something.  Our kid, the Eagle Scout, stayed out of the fighting, and was also disappointed to not go out at all New Year's Eve.  So he's pissed he missed free drinks night at his favorite bar (had to work), and missed out on the fights.  His dad and I reminded him gently to stay out of the brawls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:35 PM (UOM48)

652 Holy shit!  PAB on Redeye!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:35 PM (EUlUw)

653 714

Damn queer sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:35 PM (Jx0x6)

654

But, I have an itch, what the fuck do I do?

Douse it in Tabasco!

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 07:35 PM (7qCPY)

655  kbdabear, LOVED teh kitteh New Year vid.  Send it to our kid, who misses "his babies".  And our cats went nuts when I played it. 

Happy New Year.  Hope 2011 brings you wonderful things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:31 AM (UOM4

You should search for 'pretty please' on youtube. Its one of the ones I go to for a cute kitten fix.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:35 PM (CN+Qv)

656

Can I just say that Patty Ann Brown has a hawtness all her own. *yum*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (AMYl0)

657 Hey, Kratos texted me Happy New Year! Yay!

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (8uDC8)

658 I NEVER said I would show anything X rated on webcam, ffs.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:32 AM (8uDC

It was in the prenumbra.

Posted by: Some Jurist. at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (bgcml)

659 I'm both sober (despite the entire bottle of wine I just drank) and by myself for New Year's. 2011 is off to a roaring start.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (Ep3de)

660 Gotta go. Later today the wife and I are cleaning out the garage. She has been accumulating liquor bottles of various types and sizes from friends at a faster rate than she has been slumping them in her kiln and our garage resembles a poorly maintained recycle center.

Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (yRrAd)

661 Drunken Marines Jane?  You don't mean to say!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (EUlUw)

662 This is the ONT and I have my pants off. But, I have an itch, what the fuck do I do? Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at January 01, 2011 12:34 AM (Jx0x6) That's fucking scary.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (SwkdU)

663 719 Holy shit!  PAB on Redeye!
-----
Now if we could just convince them to get rid of that stupid red thingie at the bottom of the screen...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (6fER6)

664 719 Holy shit!  PAB on Redeye!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM

Excuse me while I douse my junk in guacamole

Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (vdfwz)

665

thh,

*kiss*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (AMYl0)

666

How are the French carbecues cooking?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (7+pP9)

667 Wear a helmet.  It's the law in Jersey.


Helmet laws for bicycle riders back in the '80s were the beginning of the end for our American way of life.  The idiots could no longer Darwin themselves off our social welfare system!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (YYVL1)

668   I see trouble double ahead.....

FIFY.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (Jx0x6)

669 @712: it's not just that, thh. You never know who is really watching, where your image might float up. Take a cue from rummy: she's very careful. Godamn it, you keep making me act like like the mature gentleman, when I come here to act out the adolescent fratboy life I never had in real life! Jeesh.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:38 PM (tJjm/)

670 Happy New Year to all!

Fuck 2010. (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary.  He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.) 

I hope everyone has a great 2011!  I have nowhere to go but up!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 07:38 PM (xMSXs)

671 @727

We were just at friends' this evening, and they have the most amazing lighted bottle tree at the entrance to their backyard.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:39 PM (UOM48)

672 You know that look on your face when you're hung over on New Year's day and your favorite team is getting it's ass kicked in a bowl game?

That's the look Nanny Pelosi will have when she's gotta turn that gavel over to Boehner on Monday ... HAPPY New Year!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:39 PM (vdfwz)

673 Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)

Oh shit, you just kicked my ass. I only lost my job at the end of this year. You definitely have me beat.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:40 PM (Jx0x6)

674 I think I speak for everyone when I say that your husband is a dick Miss Fluffy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:40 PM (EUlUw)

675

thh,

*kiss*


.....awwwww  /blush

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (8uDC8)

676

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM (UOM4


A drunken brawl between the Navy and Marines???  No freakin' way!!!  Seriously, best wishes in the New Year for you, your son and your family.  We really appreciate his service, your sacrifice, and also...less so but not to be forgotten...your bacon tempura recipe.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (YYVL1)

677 (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary. He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.) Damn. Please accept my fluffy condolences.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (SwkdU)

678 737 Happy New Year to all!

Fuck 2010. (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary.  He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.) 

I hope everyone has a great 2011!  I have nowhere to go but up!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)

Well you have a great attitude. Good 2011 to you!!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (46PiX)

679 Jayne Mansfield?

I would have hit that, except I was not even conceived until March of '65.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (HF2US)

680 This is the ONT and I have my pants off. But, I have an itch, what the fuck do I do?

Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at January 01, 2011 12:34 AM (Jx0x6)


Do we have a bat-signal for Kratos?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (bgcml)

681 BTW, PAB is a ginger.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (EUlUw)

682 @737: I guess if youe ex was a lawyer, you could say he is getting a Pro Bono right about now! Happy 2011 to you, all the same!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (tJjm/)

683 Please accept my fluffy condolences.


I have to go to a funeral and need a date.  Busy?

Posted by: Peter North at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (YYVL1)

684 Happy New Year you wonderful people.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (xQAv5)

685 Which would have made me less than a month old on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (HF2US)

686

nice biscuits PAB!

 

Less of the Red Eye douchebags,and more of PAB!

Posted by: scrood at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (4cRlt)

687 Happy New Year All!

Posted by: xplodeit at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (/Q7pd)

688 Fuck 2010. (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary.  He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.) 

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)

Oh. My. Gawd.  When did my mom start posting here?!!11!!11!!... wait, she made it to 35-years. 

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 07:43 PM (YX6i/)

689 Goodnight, all!  Happy New Year, and smooches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:43 PM (UOM48)

690 Here's to 2011 being the year of Paul Ryan, the year of Chris Christie, the year of Marco Rubio, the year of Darrell Issa.  Feel free to play along . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:43 PM (zxpIo)

691 Oof, that sucks 737, here's to a better 2011 for you.

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 07:43 PM (XiSOm)

692

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM (UOM4

I'm thinking your son will be glad he missed all the festivities come morning.

He will have a clear head and a better outlook on life. Bless him and his family.

 

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:43 PM (Ikn3z)

693 @712: it's not just that, thh. You never know who is really watching, where your image might float up. Take a cue from rummy: she's very careful.

Godamn it, you keep making me act like like the mature gentleman, when I come here to act out the adolescent fratboy life I never had in real life! Jeesh.

I dunno, am I the only one who doesn't give a crap if some creepy internet stranger wanks to my image? I guess they could record it and use it for some nefarious purposes, but... if I'm not doing anything skeevy on camera, how can this affect me in any way?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:43 PM (8uDC8)

694
We were just at friends' this evening, and they have the most amazing lighted bottle tree at the entrance to their backyard.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:39 AM (UOM4

Do you know what bottle trees are about?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (7+pP9)

695

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)

Chin, chin, Miss Fluffy, you shall move forward and do better in '11. After all, you've got us on your side. How can you lose?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (AMYl0)

696 Goodnight, all!  Happy New Year, and smooches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:43 AM (UOM4

Night jane

And I'm sorry for your trouble Miz Fluffy. Youre better off without someone who could do that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (CN+Qv)

697 (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary. He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.)

Too bad the bastard waits 28 years to come out of the closet ... Hope you have a better 2011

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (vdfwz)

698 748 This is the ONT and I have my pants off. But, I have an itch, what the fuck do I do? Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at January 01, 2011 12:34 AM (Jx0x6) Tobasco. Get's the itch right out.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:45 PM (tJjm/)

699 I dunno, am I the only one who doesn't give a crap if some creepy internet stranger wanks to my image? I guess they could record it and use it for some nefarious purposes, but... if I'm not doing anything skeevy on camera, how can this affect me in any way? Trust me.

Posted by: HR manager what checks Facebook at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (SwkdU)

700 726 I'm both sober (despite the entire bottle of wine I just drank) and by myself for New Year's. 2011 is off to a roaring start.

You are most definitely NOT by yourself!  What was the first bottle you drank tonight?  I, myself, managed to enjoy drinking a couple bottles of wine Christmas Eve that had been intended for my stupid-ass lib family until they ran off at the mouth instead.  They got literature by Levin instead.  FMF.

Posted by: Peter North at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (YYVL1)

701 747 Jayne Mansfield?

I would have hit that, except I was not even conceived until March of '65.

There's always her daughter Mariska Hargitay

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (vdfwz)

702

G'night D'oh. Best to you and yours and may God watch over your boy.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (AMYl0)

703 Too drunk to manage my sock idiocy.  Sorry.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:47 PM (YYVL1)

704 PAB just talked about getting groped...time to find the Tabasco!

Posted by: scrood at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (4cRlt)

705 Oy.  Crap stupid friggin cold.  I mean in my head, not outside.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (U+uXK)

706

Posted by: HR manager what checks Facebook at January 01, 2011 12:46 AM (SwkdU)



Definitely a big reason why I decided to quit the FB for the most part.  Although I'm screwed if they tie my IP address to what goes on here.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (YYVL1)

707 Thanks to you all for the support . 

It has been rough, to say the least.  But I've got my sons, and though I'm less than 2 years out from my uterine cancer surgery, my prognosis is excellent.  I've got great pastors, and a lot of good friends, and you guys when I've needed comic relief. 

Somewhere out there is a nice hetero guy and I am going to find him!  There's still a lot of life to live, and I intend to go for it in true moronette fashion.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (xMSXs)

708

Its frikkin cold in NV, coldest on record according to locals!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (46PiX)

709 Okay, I have to hide this Kahlua from myself before God knows what happens. Preferably somewhere high up so my 27-year-old alcoholic midget step-mother can't get it.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:49 PM (8uDC8)

710 After all, you've got us on your side. How can you lose?

I thought we were trying to make her feel better.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:49 PM (EUlUw)

711 747 Jayne Mansfield? I would have hit that, except I was not even conceived until March of '65. Posted by: John F Not Kerry at January 01, 2011 12:41 AM (HF2US) I hit it. With a truck.

Posted by: Some Truckdriver at December 31, 2010 07:50 PM (tJjm/)

712
Off to The Twilight Zone and then dreamland.

Happy new year to all morons in the western time zones!

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 07:50 PM (7+pP9)

713 I'd like to meet your sons, Miss Fluffy McNutter.  Wonder what's going through their minds and if it's the same as mine. 

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 07:50 PM (YX6i/)

714 Think Tabasco will come up with a co-promo with K-Y?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (XBM1t)

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (zxpIo)

716 PAB is so attractive.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (PlgYN)

717 Similar thing happened to my uncle this year. After having a crappy year anyway with medical issues and surgeries and the like, his wife of 20+ years decided to run off with another woman. Shitty 2010s all around, it seems.

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (XiSOm)

718 PAB is so attractive.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 12:52 AM (PlgYN)

Who is pab?

 

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (CN+Qv)

719 Guh. Sentry's reflexes are faster than mine right now.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:53 PM (8uDC8)

720 Funny.  RedEye's doing a "dead to us" list with mournful music.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:53 PM (PlgYN)

721 778 After all, you've got us on your side. How can you lose?

I thought we were trying to make her feel better.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2011 12:49 AM (EUlUw)

Ya know, do rules not apply when its a gay guy coming after your husband?

 Why do they get a pass when they come after a married man? No single gay guys out there?

Just a thought!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 07:53 PM (46PiX)

722 Happy New Years!

Posted by: Who Knows at December 31, 2010 07:54 PM (QLiYt)

723 PAB is so attractive.

She's even hotter in person.

No shit.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:54 PM (8uDC8)

724 Patti Ann Browne

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:55 PM (PlgYN)

725 Time to break out the bubly in preparation for Central time!

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:55 PM (zyaZ1)

726 777 Okay, I have to hide this Kahlua from myself before God knows what happens. Preferably somewhere high up so my 27-year-old alcoholic midget step-mother can't get it.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:49 AM (8uDC



Wow.  I am actually speechless.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:55 PM (YYVL1)

727 Four minutes!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (U+uXK)

728

RedEye's doing a "dead to us" list with mournful music.

Bill Schulz: "Any cameraman who does above-the-neck only of Patty Ann Brown." Heh. I agree whole heartedly.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (AMYl0)

729 must agree on PAB,  the spouse unit does not approve of my PAB approval

Posted by: kurtilator at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (juh4Z)

730 Four minutes! Been there, done that.

Posted by: East coast douchebag at December 31, 2010 07:57 PM (SwkdU)

731

Her boobz are about to jump out of the screen.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (PlgYN)

732 Happy New Year, M&Ms. The wife and stepsons and I drank sparkling grape cider, gave out our resolutions, and went to bed. We're not exactly party animals anymore. My resolutions: 1. Lose a ton of weight 2. Finish my novel 3. Pay off my stacks of debt in a legal manner. Really. Swear to God.

(Any moron resolutions?)

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (MLQL2)

733 Similar thing happened to my uncle this year. After having a crappy year anyway with medical issues and surgeries and the like, his wife of 20+ years decided to run off with another woman. Shitty 2010s all around, it seems.

Dude, the same thing happened to my uncle. Wtf? Although this was ten years ago.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (8uDC8)

734 OK, so in New York they drop the ball in Times Square. What the hell do they do in Omaha, slaughter a pig?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (tJjm/)

735 Two minutes!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (U+uXK)

736

Her boobz are about to jump out of the screen.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 12:58 AM (PlgYN)

Now that's entertainment!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (zxpIo)

737

Happy New Year heartlanderz!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (AMYl0)

738 OK, so in New York they drop the ball in Times Square. What the hell do they do in Omaha, slaughter a pig?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 12:58 AM (tJjm/)

They drop a New Yorker.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (CN+Qv)

739 Commercial for Yoshiblades. Will they carve hobo better than my steel knives?

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (VcPAo)

740 I put New Year's music in the sidebar.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (PlgYN)

741 One minute!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (U+uXK)

742 Wow.  I am actually speechless.

Okay she's not ACTUALLY a midget. But she's like... 5'1". And my dad is 6'7". Wtf? How ... how.... Ugghhhccchhh.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (8uDC8)

743 Wooooo!

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:00 PM (zyaZ1)

744 781 I'd like to meet your sons, Miss Fluffy McNutter.  Wonder what's going through their minds and if it's the same as mine.

They aren't speaking to him.  And one of them has no plans to ever have a relationship with him again because of how he handled it.  (I forgot to mention he left me without a dime, a mountain of debt, and I have no job).  He didn't give me a dime for a month after he left, but managed to go on a $1K shopping spree for clothes and shit to look good for the boyfriend, I guess.  And of course he never missed a Sunday at church, nor missed an opportunity to put down liberalism and it's moral relativism. 

Oh, and he's got no money now, but his business has a lot of future potential, none of which I will be legally entitled to.  So things can only go up from here!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:00 PM (xMSXs)

745 Happy New Years Kansas, and all the rest of you central-timers!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (Jx0x6)

746 Happy New Year, all! I'm looking forward to another year of laughing at the comments here....then stealing your best lines for my twitter & Facebook accounts.

Posted by: laissezferret at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (GkYyh)

747 I heard to be legally considered a midget for ... like ... special midget rights ... you have to be under 5' at age 16.

But regardless, THH's dad and stepmom's relationship is one that eludes all logic.

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (XiSOm)

748 Okay she's not ACTUALLY a midget. But she's like... 5'1". And my dad is 6'7". Wtf? How ... how.... Ugghhhccchhh.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell


Just label the Kalua shrinking fluid, I doubt she'd touch it...

Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (wvnuO)

749 Okay she's not ACTUALLY a midget. But she's like... 5'1". And my dad is 6'7". Wtf? How ... how.... Ugghhhccchhh. Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:59 AM (8uDC Karma Sutra Position #47, The Standing Koala-in-a-Tree...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (tJjm/)

750 I resolve to eat less chocolate.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (U+uXK)

751 It's 2011 in the CST zone!

Someone tell me this year will be better. Please!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (Ulu3i)

752 happy new year CST!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (paOeu)

753 Happy New Year bitter clingers!

Posted by: Barry Obama (doing a dude on the beach) at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (1fB+3)

754 Okay she's not ACTUALLY a midget. But she's like... 5'1". And my dad is 6'7". Wtf? How ... how.... Ugghhhccchhh.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:59 AM

I'm 6 foot and have dated 5-1 to 5-3 girls. The difference is mainly in the legs, so all the parts still line up just fine

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (vdfwz)

755 Sarcasm, Lou.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (EUlUw)

756

The Pelican has landed!  Happy New Year Ya'll!

Time to blow stuff up!

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (zNmqL)

757 Happy new year centrists!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (CN+Qv)

758 818 I heard to be legally considered a midget for ... like ... special midget rights ... you have to be under 5' at age 16. Special midget rights? We have special midget rights in the USA?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (tJjm/)

759 Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:00 AM (xMSXs)

Dammit, I wish I could hurt him.  I'd enjoy doing it . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:04 PM (zxpIo)

760 I resolve not to fucking swear.

Aw, dammit.

Shit!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 08:04 PM (paOeu)

761 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (tJjm/)

762 Karma Sutra Position #47, The Standing Koala-in-a-Tree...

Did I mention the part where I'm 5'9" and she weighs more than me? By a lot?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (8uDC8)

763 Okay she's not ACTUALLY a midget. But she's like... 5'1". And my dad is 6'7". Wtf? How ... how.... Ugghhhccchhh.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:59 AM

One reason they invented the Cowgirl & Reverse Cowgirl

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (vdfwz)

764 827 Sarcasm, Lou.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2011 01:03 AM (EUlUw)

I know. Happy New Year!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (46PiX)

765 Barry Obama (doing a dude on the beach) at January 01, 2011 01:02 AM (1fB+3)

Better not be bitch!

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (Jx0x6)

766 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM (tJjm/)

They watch reruns of NYCs drop.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (CN+Qv)

767 814 Good thing you aren't telling this to a bunch of drunkards with poor impulse control, otherwise somethin' bad might happen to him.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:06 PM (SwkdU)

768 800 Her boobz are about to jump out of the screen. Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 12:58 AM (PlgYN) And do what? The Tango?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:06 PM (tJjm/)

769 Anyone know if this Canoe after shave is any good?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 08:06 PM (SJ6/3)

770  I resolve not to fucking swear.

Aw, dammit.

Shit!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 01:04 AM (paOeu)

In Texas, thats not cussin. That's conversation.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (CN+Qv)

771 834 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint? Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM

If you don't get hit by dropping bullets shot into the air by the partying undocumented immigrants, you're off to a good start

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (vdfwz)

772 834 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM (tJjm/)

No, they drop their pants and guess the sex!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (46PiX)

773 They watch reruns of NYCs drop.

It's so lame! I never got how it was "cool" to watch the NYC replay 3 hours later.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (YxBuk)

774 836 Karma Sutra Position #47, The Standing Koala-in-a-Tree... Did I mention the part where I'm 5'9" and she weighs more than me? By a lot? Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM (8uDC OK, switch to Karma Sutra Position #65, The Prone Squealing Sow.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (tJjm/)

775

For you, NC Ref.

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 12:51 AM (zxpIo)


Thank you Peaches!  I have to say, having had a drink or two (cough), I don't get it.  Please 'splain?  Or, if you don't have time, just sum up?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (YYVL1)

776 Am I a horrible person if I'm kinda glad to hear everyone elses year sucked as badly or worse than mine did? e_e

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (8uDC8)

777

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 01:04 AM (paOeu)

In Texas, thats not cussin. That's conversation.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 01:07 AM (CN+Qv)

Cussin' is saying things like "Redskins Fan"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (CN+Qv)

778 I resolve to get a job.

Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (Jx0x6)

779 847 "They watch reruns of NYCs drop." It's so lame! I never got how it was "cool" to watch the NYC replay 3 hours later. Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:07 AM (YxBuk) That IS pretty lame. You'd think the land of Hollywood could come up with something better than that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (tJjm/)

780 In 2000 we dropped a t.v. out of a tree on New Year's.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (U+uXK)

781 Happy Kwaanza, bitches!  What?

Posted by: Your Dear Leader at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (UOM48)

782

For you, NC Ref.

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 12:51 AM (zxpIo)


Cut, jib, newsletter?  I must try this barefoot thing.....

Posted by: Julian Assange at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (YYVL1)

783 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint?

It's not as dramatic as some places, but this year we're doing a collective lowering of expectations. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (zxpIo)

784 I actually do have some serious resolutions.

1. Write more.

2. Practice my Japanese.

3. Stop living off junk food.

4. Be happy.

5. Be the kind of person people are happy to be around as often as humanly possible.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (8uDC8)

785 You'd think the land of Hollywood could come up with something better than that.

They never have, afaik. It's kind of a buzzkill to see "recorded earlier" at the bottom of the screen when watching the ball drop.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (YxBuk)

786 845 834 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint? Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM


Rolling on the floor funny right there!  I love this place!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (YYVL1)

787 2010 was okay.  Got the oldest daughter married to a decent guy and saved the youngest daughter from a romancing no-good dead beat.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (U+uXK)

788 Be the kind of person people are happy to be around as often as humanly possible.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:10 AM (8uDC

So, Rich?

just kidding, thh

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (CN+Qv)

789 850 Am I a horrible person if I'm kinda glad to hear everyone elses year sucked as badly or worse than mine did? e_e Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:07 AM (8uDC Hmmm.... got me, there!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (tJjm/)

790 I have to say, having had a drink or two (cough), I don't get it.  Please 'splain?  Or, if you don't have time, just sum up?

This:

771 Too drunk to manage my sock idiocy.  Sorry.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:47 AM (YYVL1)


Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (zxpIo)

791

It's so lame! I never got how it was "cool" to watch the NYC replay 3 hours later.

I think the first time I watched the FNC show they carried over into at least the central time zone. They had people working a town in Iowa or something like that.

But yeah, who wants to watch NYC  repeats for several hours?


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (AMYl0)

792 858 What do they drop in L.A.? A giant joint?

It's not as dramatic as some places, but this year we're doing a collective lowering of expectations. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 01:09 AM (zxpIo)

In Nevada we are dropping our yearly salaries , value of our homes, and job numbers, woo hoo!

But we got harry reid going for us, so theres that.

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (46PiX)

793 I'm back.

Is it bad karma to suffocate your snoring husband at the beginning of the New Year?

Now I'm doing vodka shots from the bar to try to pass out.  My liver hurts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (UOM48)

794

 Be the kind of person people are happy to be around as often as humanly possible.

This is my worst nightmare.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (7qCPY)

795 863 Be the kind of person people are happy to be around as often as humanly possible. Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:10 AM (8uDC But I thought you said you wouldn't do anything x-rated?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (tJjm/)

796 I don't really do the resolution thing. Maybe try to cook more?

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (zyaZ1)

797

In LA.they drop a TACO.

Posted by: gus at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (C02p4)

798 They never have, afaik. It's kind of a buzzkill to see "recorded earlier" at the bottom of the screen when watching the ball drop.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:10 AM

I think they have some sort of block party at Universal Citywalk, where they stand around watching the ball drop in NY on the big screen. Then they watch Ryan Seacrest on a big screen

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (vdfwz)

799  I don't really do the resolution thing. Maybe try to cook more?

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 01:12 AM (zyaZ1)

Resolve to do a resolution. Then you can repeat that every year.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:13 PM (CN+Qv)

800 lol Vodka shots. that takes me back.


(shudder)

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:13 PM (zyaZ1)

801

The Revolution begins in California!

 

Posted by: Who Knows at December 31, 2010 08:13 PM (QLiYt)

802 778 Ya know, do rules not apply when its a gay guy coming after your husband?

Apparently they don't.  This guy, a wannabe writer/director, was a client of my husband's, and introduced him to his friends, a bunch of Hollywood D-listers, totally removed from our suburban, conservative Santa Clarita Valley life.  I found out that my husband has let this group think he was an openly gay man for over a year.  Now I wonder whose idea that was?

Seriously, I completely trusted and loved my husband, and I am going to go on, be stronger, and find someone who deserves the kind of love Miss Fluffy can bring!

Come on 2011!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (xMSXs)

803

In Nevada we are dropping our yearly salaries , value of our homes, and job numbers, woo hoo!

But we got harry reid going for us, so theres that.

Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 01:11 AM

Actually, it seems like half of L.A. is in Vegas on New Years

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (vdfwz)

804

Resolutions? Never heard of 'em.

 

Posted by: Chas. Gibson at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (AMYl0)

805 But I thought you said you wouldn't do anything x-rated?

/eyeroll

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (8uDC8)

806 853 I resolve to get a job.

Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites sights too far. at January 01, 2011 01:08 AM (Jx0x6) 


FIFY



Posted by: NC Ref helping a Founding Father out at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (YYVL1)

807 Well, I resolve to get some sleep. Happy 2011, and goodnight, people!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:15 PM (tJjm/)

808 Actually, it seems like half of L.A. is in Vegas on New Years

That's probably why we don't do anything here. All the "cool" people go to Vegas. Personally I'd rather be in Times Square.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:15 PM (YxBuk)

809 That's probably why we don't do anything here. All the "cool" people go to Vegas. Personally I'd rather be in Times Square.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:15 AM (YxBuk)

Cold as hell in the middle of the night in winter back east and midwest.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (CN+Qv)

810 My Boss went down to Vegas for new years. An old farmer.....I'm sure its fab

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (zyaZ1)

811 Personally, Miss Fluffy, I hope his dick falls off.  And I hope things get a lot better for you in the very near future.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (zxpIo)

812 771 Too drunk to manage my sock idiocy.  Sorry.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:47 AM (YYVL1)

This.

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 01:11 AM (zxpIo)


LOL gotcha!  Happy New Year!  I might need some more 'splainin' to next year too, sorry.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (YYVL1)

813

We have LA.

Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (QLiYt)

814 878

In Nevada we are dropping our yearly salaries , value of our homes, and job numbers, woo hoo!

But we got harry reid going for us, so theres that.

Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 01:11 AM

Actually, it seems like half of L.A. is in Vegas on New Years

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 01:14 AM (vdfwz)

Yep, every year. But thank goodness people still come to Vegas after obummer told everyone to avoid us, what a creep!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (46PiX)

815 Just back from celebrating, Happy 2011 ya morons!!!

Posted by: ProudinNC at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (MV+nK)

816 Happy 2011, M&Ms. Let's hope it's an improvement over the sucky ones we've had in the past. And now, off to bed.

Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (MLQL2)

817

Am I a horrible person if I'm kinda glad to hear everyone elses year sucked as badly or worse than mine did? e_e

When your best friend is a snake what can you expect but a suck year?

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:19 PM (Ikn3z)

818 Happy New Year. Anyone still around? I don't know if anyone has brought this up yet, but there is a story on Gateway Pundit about a Goat Beauty Contest in Saudi Arabia. I thought it was a joke, but apparently they really do have a contest to find the most beautiful goat. Didn't say whether there is a bathing suit part.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2010 08:19 PM (uG7PE)

819 Just heard tonight that a holier-than-thou, jackass couple who we ran into at a Christmas Eve party, who were their usual rude selves...the husband was disbarred for cheating clients.  And we were shown the paperwork. 

This jackass was a youth leader in our church, and he and his wife made youth night hell on earth for everyone but their two princesses. 

They're at another church now, terrorizing the young people.  Told our boy about it on Skype tonight and he was shocked.....and laughed.

I think I'm finally beginning to get a buzz.  All I need is one strong enough to overcome THE SNORE from D'oh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:19 PM (UOM48)

820 And as long as everyone is asking about folks that have dropped off the ONT, whats up with bebesboobsdestroy?  I've got a newfound connection to my old hood and might be dropping by soon.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (YYVL1)

821 OMG, as if things weren't bad enough, we here in Cali have to deal with Governor Jerry Brown -again!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (xMSXs)

822 Damn!  Made it through two midnights, half the country.  Mountain and Pacific, meh, I will sleep through that. 

Happy New Year, morons!  Thanks for being one of the first items on my "things I'm grateful for" list. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (zxpIo)

823 When your best friend is a snake what can you expect but a suck year?

Sentry keeps me from drinking myself into oblivion. So. Yeah.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (8uDC8)

824

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 01:19 AM (UOM4

Try doubles. They work.

 

Posted by: Chas. Gibson at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (AMYl0)

825 I think I'm finally beginning to get a buzz.  All I need is one strong enough to overcome THE SNORE from D'oh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 01:19 AM (UOM4

If you figure that out, you will be rich, and I mean facebook and microsoft rich!! Tee Hee

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (46PiX)

826 whats up with bebesboobsdestroy

Her dad died a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (YxBuk)

827

apparently they really do have a contest to find the most beautiful goat. Didn't say whether there is a bathing suit part.

I wanna see the talent competition.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (U+uXK)

828 nerdygirl, Mark Steyn covered the goat pageant on Rush.  Yeah, those goat fuckers love their goats.  And their "nasty" women out of sight and mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (UOM48)

829

Oops. Damned sock was still on D'oh.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (AMYl0)

830 Thank you Peaches for at least acknowledging mountain time zone's existence even if you don't stay up for it Most people just ignore us *sadface*

Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (XiSOm)

831 890 Just back from celebrating, Happy 2011 ya morons!!!

Posted by: ProudinNC at January 01, 2011 01:18 AM (MV+nK)


Happy 2011 Proud!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (YYVL1)

832 886 Personally, Miss Fluffy, I hope his dick falls off.  And I hope things get a lot better for you in the very near future.

Thanks, Peaches. I share your hopes.   

My oldest son wanted to put fiberglass in the $100 sex toy my husband treated himself to after he left.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:24 PM (xMSXs)

833 I wish Steyn would do more stuff. He's the only guest host (besides Walter, but everyone listens to Walter) I will listen to.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:24 PM (zyaZ1)

834 Posted by: Kaiya Averone at January 01, 2011 01:23 AM (XiSOm)

Are you kidding?  I'm a skier -- mountain time is where all the good stuff is. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:25 PM (zxpIo)

835

I wanna see the talent competition.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 01:22 AM (U+uXK)

How 'bout the questions from the judges? 

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 08:25 PM (YX6i/)

836 @901 Rum - OMG.  Please pass on my condolences if you can.  Thanks.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:26 PM (YYVL1)

837

Most people just ignore us *sadface*

I was born in the Mountain Time Zone. Pueblo, Colorado.


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:26 PM (AMYl0)

838 Hemmer sounds like he's been drinking a little nog.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 08:26 PM (PlgYN)

839

Jane, I sympathize with you. My wife snores so bad it came to separate beds. Don't let that happen.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:26 PM (Ikn3z)

840 That's probably why we don't do anything here. All the "cool" people go to Vegas. Personally I'd rather be in Times Square.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:15 AM

Grab a shovel, the hard-working sanitation workers got sick from all those hours marooned in Dunkin' Donuts

Posted by: Mike B+loomb+erg at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (vdfwz)

841 Hard to decide what's sadder, Dick Clark trying valiantly to continue his New Years tradition even though he can barely speak or The New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys trying to make a comeback, doesn't get much creepier than 30 something year old guys singing songs meant for twelve year old girls.

Posted by: booger at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (9RFH1)

842 "I was born in the Mountain Time Zone. Pueblo, Colorado." Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 01:26 AM (AMYl0) Can you send me a free government catalogue?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (tJjm/)

843 First Islamofascist church bombing of 2011.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (SJ6/3)

844

Hey, no spam tonight.  Hah.  Finally found something that gets them to back off.  It's almost like spammers have real lives or somethign.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (PlgYN)

845 I wonder if those noise cancelling ear things work on snores.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (CN+Qv)

846 884 

Cold as hell in the middle of the night in winter back east and midwest.

It's plenty cold in L.A., too--got down to 31 last night here in Pasadena, and it looks to be even colder tonight, just to spite all the people camped out overnight on Colorado Blvd.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (fjoLg)

847 My wife snores so bad it came to separate beds. Don't let that happen. Posted by: Ronster at January 01, 2011 01:26 AM (Ikn3z) Seriously, why not just use earplugs?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (tJjm/)

848

I wish Steyn would do more stuff. He's the only guest host (besides Walter, but everyone listens to Walter) I will listen to.

Same here. Passing along the ideological line is fine, but it has to be entertaining too. Rush can do it. Steyn can do it. The others? Not so much.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (AMYl0)

849 So new husband, Russel Brand, tweeted a picture of Katy waking up without her makeup. Rookie error. He quickly tried to pulled it back but this is the internets. Nothing ever gets lost.

I wonder if Russell has reached the stage of pulling the sheets over her head after he's farted

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (vdfwz)

850 All I need is one strong enough to overcome THE SNORE from D'oh.

All I do is gently turn my wife on her side while she is sleeping. This is possible because she always wakes me up with her snoring. This rarely wakes her up, and it stops her snoring.

Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (Jx0x6)

851 And Happy New Year Morons! I'm stuck at my cousins house due to circumstances beyond my control.

Posted by: booger at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (9RFH1)

852 Can you send me a free government catalogue? Thought you went to bed.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (SwkdU)

853 925 So new husband, Russel Brand, tweeted a picture of Katy waking up without her makeup. Rookie error. He quickly tried to pulled it back but this is the internets. Nothing ever gets lost. The look on her face says, "Why is Julian Assange's dick in my ass?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:31 PM (tJjm/)

854 Stupid question of the night on Fox:  "How was seven months in the summer in Afghanistan?"

Obvious answer:  "It was hot."

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:31 PM (YYVL1)

855 928 Can you send me a free government catalogue? Thought you went to bed. Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (SwkdU) I really should...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:32 PM (tJjm/)

856

Can you send me a free government catalogue?

Sorry. We moved to ill-annoy when I was two. Never been back.

To Pueblo, that is. I went to Evergreen in '80 or '81.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:32 PM (AMYl0)

857 Cussin' is saying things like "Redskins Fan"

Or "Oklahoma ain't so bad"?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 08:32 PM (paOeu)

858 925 - The dutch oven. A classic. Isn't this why Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman divorced, after like 2 days?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2010 08:33 PM (HjxoE)

859 Same here. Passing along the ideological line is fine, but it has to be entertaining too. Rush can do it. Steyn can do it. The others? Not so much.

You're a So-So American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at December 31, 2010 08:33 PM (vdfwz)

860 928 Can you send me a free government catalogue?

Thought you went to bed.
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (SwkdU)


I really should...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:32 AM (tJjm/)

I don't think ive seen one of those commercials in 25 years, are they still on?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:33 PM (CN+Qv)

861 Thought you went to bed.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (SwkdU)


But...the ONT keeps callin' me...it keeps CALLIN' ME!!!  And I gots to go TO IT!!!

Posted by: Wesley Snipes right hand man in New Jack City at December 31, 2010 08:33 PM (YYVL1)

862 @937: it really IS addictive. Damn it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:34 PM (tJjm/)

863 926 All I need is one strong enough to overcome THE SNORE from D'oh.

All I do is gently turn my wife on her side while she is sleeping. This is possible because she always wakes me up with her snoring. This rarely wakes her up, and it stops her snoring.

Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (Jx0x6)

A well placed elbow works

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:34 PM (46PiX)

864 @936: actually, I did see it not that long ago. Just once, though.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:34 PM (tJjm/)

865 OMG, as if things weren't bad enough, we here in Cali have to deal with Governor Jerry Brown -again!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:21 AM

Yet another reason I'm glad I bailed on California!

Once with that loon was enough. Twice is cruel and unusual punishment.

Suckers!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (Ulu3i)

866

Seriously, why not just use earplugs?

You have never heard my wife snore.

I have a hard time going to sleep. The slightest noise drives me crazy.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (Ikn3z)

867 Happy 2011, everybody.  My New Year's resolution is to somehow bring down my alcohol tolerance so that next New Year's Eve will be more fun.  Four scotches and a double zombie really ought to have me more than just buzzed.

If anyone has any holiday goodwill left over, I would appreciate good thoughts for the coming year for my mother.  She was diagnosed with cancer this week and faces a tough fight ahead.  We're optimistic she can beat it, but trying times are ahead.

Happy New Year to all.  Love all of you guys and gals.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (qgq64)

868 I don't think ive seen one of those commercials in 25 years, are they still on?

Probably all on the spanish channels these days . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (zxpIo)

869 You're a So-So American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 01, 2011 01:33 AM (vdfwz)

Fuck you, Hannity. Steyn kicked your ass on your own show. Rupert should replace you with him.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (AMYl0)

870 933 Cussin' is saying things like "Redskins Fan"


In DC, success of any kind is frowned upon.  Being a little better than mediocre appeases the masses.

Posted by: Dan Snyder at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (YYVL1)

871

A well placed elbow works

Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 01:34 AM (46PiX)

Tell him you heard a water buffalo in the house and he should check it out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (CN+Qv)

872 @942: I absolutely HATE the sound of someone else snoring. Just can't stand it. Happily, my Mrs. really doesn't do much at all, and only very briefly when she does.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (tJjm/)

873 All I do is gently turn my wife on her side while she is sleeping. This is possible because she always wakes me up with her snoring. This rarely wakes her up, and it stops her snoring.
Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM

I have the best cure for snoring by the missus. Works for stopping her when she sings in her sleep too. 

PS - I wasn't Proactiv that cleared up those zits

Posted by: Russell Brand at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (vdfwz)

874 Since it is 2011, I think some Killswitch is in order.


http://tinyurl.com/dzrg3z

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (Jx0x6)

875

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM (qgq64)


Good thoughts and prayers sent your way!!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (YYVL1)

876

How 'bout the questions from the judges? 

Oughta get Perez Hilton.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (U+uXK)

877

War,

My prayers for your mom. I hope all goes well.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (AMYl0)

878

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM (qgq64)

Yes good luck to Mom War.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:38 PM (CN+Qv)

879 916 Hard to decide what's sadder, Dick Clark trying valiantly to continue his New Years tradition even though he can barely speak or The New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys trying to make a comeback, doesn't get much creepier than 30 something year old guys singing songs meant for twelve year old girls.
Posted by: booger at January 01, 2011 01:27 AM

What are their favorite NKOTB & BSB songs?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 31, 2010 08:38 PM (vdfwz)

880 Oh, alright, I'm just gonna have to force myself to go to bed. Hard to do, with all that eggnog and champagne, though... Night, this time for real. Happy 2011!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:39 PM (tJjm/)

881 941 Yet another reason I'm glad I bailed on California!

Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:40 PM (xMSXs)

882 If anyone has any holiday goodwill left over, I would appreciate good thoughts for the coming year for my mother.  She was diagnosed with cancer this week and faces a tough fight ahead.  We're optimistic she can beat it, but trying times are ahead.

Happy New Year to all.  Love all of you guys and gals.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM

War, that's a hard way to wrap up what's been a pretty shitty year for you too. Prayers for your mom

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:40 PM (vdfwz)

883

Hey, no spam tonight.  Hah.  Finally found something that gets them to back off.  It's almost like spammers have real lives or somethign.



LOL yeah I noticed that too.  And Sundays.  I have to check sometimes to make sure the ol' yahoo email is connected because no crap comes in on Sundays.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:41 PM (YYVL1)

884 Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:41 PM (8uDC8)

885 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM

Always enough goodwill for that!

Best wishes to War Mom for recovery..

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:42 PM (Ulu3i)

886 960 Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....


Yes, and the only solution to that is to keep drinking (says the experienced alcoholic fmf).  But water and aspirin and sleep is still the smart choice!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:42 PM (YYVL1)

887 957 941 Yet another reason I'm glad I bailed on California!

Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:40 AM (xMSXs)

Well now, you can't count out the harry reid folks here in nv. I will never understand that gross shit!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (46PiX)

888 She was diagnosed with cancer this week and faces a tough fight ahead.  We're optimistic she can beat it, but trying times are ahead.

Goddammit! Prayers for your mother. My best friend/oldest brother died had cancer back in '06. I never want to deal with that again.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (Jx0x6)

889 960 Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:41 AM

You mean you've never done an all nighter at the Jersey Shore?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (vdfwz)

890 Nite CC.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (Ikn3z)

891

Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....

Only if you stopped drinking before you passed out. *Leakin's Law*


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (AMYl0)

892 Thanks, everybody.

Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....

That's a sign that you need to drink some more.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (qgq64)

893 Yes, and the only solution to that is to keep drinking (says the experienced alcoholic fmf).  But water and aspirin and sleep is still the smart choice!

Drinking plenty of water. Sleep is for pussies.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (8uDC8)

894 Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:40 AM

Always hated voting there. I didn't pick many winners on the CA ballot, let me tell you.

Well, I did vote for Prop. 187, for all the good that did.

Whoever said "everyone's votes count" sure as shit didn't live in CA....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (Ulu3i)

895 Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US. You sure? In 2008, we voted down a referendum to abolish state income tax. This year, we voted against cutting the sales tax. Oh, and Barney Frank.

Posted by: Massachusetts at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (SwkdU)

896 That's a sign that you need to drink some more.

Too fucking early, drink some more. It's only Jan 01 2011 for the last 42 minutes here.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:46 PM (Jx0x6)

897 Snoring?  Might be sleep apnea. I didn't know I had it until my new hubby told me my snoring was keeping him awake. I now sleep with an air mask on (talk about SEXY! WOOHOO!) and I feel so much better!  I used to think I was just a low energy person, drank coffee like it was the only beverage on earth to get me through the day. Much much better now!

If your significant other snores, watch and see if he/she ever stops breathing in his/her sleep. They'll usually resume breathing with a loud snort. That's the classic symptom.

If your insurance won't cover the sleep study you can buy a CPAP online and try it out.  Getting the right setting would be a long trial and error process, but can be done.

Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 08:46 PM (VcPAo)

898 Drinking plenty of water. Sleep is for pussies.

Word.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:46 PM (YYVL1)

899 Posted by: Massachusetts at January 01, 2011 01:44 AM

Got one word for you: Kennedy.

I'll be moving to Massachusetts this year. But, as an ex-Californian conservative, I'm used to pissing away my votes.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:47 PM (Ulu3i)

900 960 Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:41 AM (8uDC

Ya aint leaving before your heaving!! Tee Hee

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:47 PM (46PiX)

901 971 Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.

You sure? In 2008, we voted down a referendum to abolish state income tax. This year, we voted against cutting the sales tax. Oh, and Barney Frank.

Our own cap-and-trade law, Jerry Brown, and Barbara Boxer.  Nice try, though.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (xMSXs)

902

Posted by: Massachusetts at January 01, 2011 01:44 AM (SwkdU)

Oh yeah? Well we voted in an administration that wants to raise our state income tax by 33-66 percent, hates guns, and by the way, Ima Dick Durbin and Barack Obama. Top that!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (AMYl0)

903 Too fucking early, drink some more. It's only Jan 01 2011 for the last 42 minutes here.

It's almost 2am here. And if I drink anymore I'll puke up all those cocktail weenies I ate earlier, and no one wants to see that.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:49 PM (8uDC8)

904 Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.

Don't be so sure!

Posted by: TX-18, GA-11, OH-10, NY-15 at December 31, 2010 08:49 PM (vdfwz)

905 I would appreciate good thoughts for the coming year for my mother.  She was diagnosed with cancer this week and faces a tough fight ahead.

Good thoughts and a lot of prayers headed her way, War.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:49 PM (xMSXs)

906 Always hated voting there. I didn't pick many winners on the CA ballot, let me tell you.


A fun game I like to play on election night in Chapel Hill, NC is to try to figure out exactly what the percentage of the "NO" vote I'll fall into on any issue authorizing more local government projects.  Especially "green" ones.

Generally, my vote falls into the 16-22% range.  FMLG

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:49 PM (YYVL1)

907 I'll be moving to Massachusetts this year. But, as an ex-Californian conservative, I'm used to pissing away my votes. What the hell is wrong with you and whereabouts you planning to live?

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at December 31, 2010 08:50 PM (SwkdU)

908 It's almost 2am here. And if I drink anymore I'll puke up all those cocktail weenies I ate earlier, and no one wants to see that.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:49 AM (8uDC

Oh so for that she breaks out the web cam.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:50 PM (CN+Qv)

909 980 Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.

Don't be so sure!

Posted by: TX-18, GA-11, OH-10, NY-15 at January 01, 2011 01:49 AM (vdfwz)

America 52% 08

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:51 PM (46PiX)

910 Too fucking early, drink some more. It's only Jan 01 2011 for the last 42 minutes here.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 01, 2011 01:46 AM (Jx0x6)


Dude, aren't you the one who once mixed booze and sleeping pills or something, and started posting random youtube videos and spazzing out about how they were the MOST AMAZING VIDEOS EVER. I was thinking about that the other night. I wish I remember what thread that was, because it was hilarious.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:51 PM (8uDC8)

911 It's almost 2am here. And if I drink anymore I'll puke up all those cocktail weenies I ate earlier, and no one wants to see that.


Don't do it in public, but you'll feel better if you do go ahead and puke it up.  The alcohol, at least.  Then follow it with water.  Lots.  I've never downed weenies in volume.  Or even one at a time.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:52 PM (YYVL1)

912 Our own cap-and-trade law, Jerry Brown, and Barbara Boxer. Nice try, though. Cape Wind, Deval Patrick, RomneyCare & John Kerry. I like my steak medium.

Posted by: fluffy wins! at December 31, 2010 08:52 PM (SwkdU)

913

My oldest cat is drinking from the potty and it looks just like a frat guy vomiting in - hands on the edge, head inside.

There's a fountain just 10 feet away but he likes what he likes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:53 PM (CN+Qv)

914 I'll be moving to Massachusetts this year. But, as an ex-Californian conservative, I'm used to pissing away my votes.
Posted by: MrScribbler©


Well welcome to the frozen Blue northeast, if you head to NH you can actually find a few sane conservatives left. Problem here is the loonies are also moving from Cali to here as they can't afford the screwed up mess they created out there...

Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 08:53 PM (2hL2e)

915 Don't do it in public, but you'll feel better if you do go ahead and puke it up.  The alcohol, at least.  Then follow it with water.  Lots.  I've never downed weenies in volume.  Or even one at a time.

... how can you have New Years without weenies?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:54 PM (8uDC8)

916 What the hell is wrong with you and whereabouts you planning to live? Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at January 01, 2011 01:50 AM

Well, fluffster, I have this wonderful lady friend, and she happens to live in way-the-hell-and-gone Eastern MA, not too far from Gloucester.

So "what's wrong with me" is I have the warm-and-fuzzies for a babe. Hey, it worked for John Kerry!

Mine isn't incredibly wealthy, doggone it

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:54 PM (Ulu3i)

917

War...1 year cancer survivor here

Sending positive thoughts out to your mom!  The hard part is hearing the diagnosis...the rest is all down hill from there! 

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at December 31, 2010 08:55 PM (zNmqL)

918

OK. I have about 6 minutes to go until the new year hits my time zone.

Happy New Year to all you losers. Hope I didn't piss off too many this night.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:55 PM (Ikn3z)

919 ... how can you have New Years without weenies?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:54 AM (8uDC

she has to be doing this on purpose lol.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:55 PM (CN+Qv)

920 Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:51 AM (8uDC

Yeah I did, and I felt so bad, I got online while I was at work the next day and apologized for telling everybody how great Skidrow was.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:55 PM (Jx0x6)

921 My oldest cat is drinking from the potty and it looks just like a frat guy vomiting in - hands on the edge, head inside.

Hey!  I resemble that remark!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:56 PM (YYVL1)

922 I have this wonderful lady friend, and she happens to live in way-the-hell-and-gone Eastern MA, not too far from Gloucester. Did she say she could get you a job on a fishing boat?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:56 PM (SwkdU)

923 she has to be doing this on purpose lol.

The ONT may never know.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:57 PM (8uDC8)

924 1000!

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:57 PM (SwkdU)

925

Did she say she could get you a job on a fishing boat? Posted by: fluffy


Just stay off the sword fish boats....

Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 08:57 PM (2hL2e)

926 Cape Wind, Deval Patrick, RomneyCare & John Kerry.

I like my steak medium.

In this year of the GOP "wave," all our major office holders are/will be Dems, including Gavin Newsom as our new Lt. Gov.  (At least he's pretty.)  Plus, only one GOP-held seat keeps the Dems from having a super-majority in our State Senate. 

What else ya got?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (xMSXs)

927 Hey!  I resemble that remark!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 01:56 AM (YYVL1)

He's a tuxedo cat so he's even dressed for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (CN+Qv)

928 how can you have New Years without weenies?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:54 AM

How indeed!

Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (vdfwz)

929 Did she say she could get you a job on a fishing boat? Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:56 AM

Nope. But I can work with her in her business while I keep trying to get new clients for my business. And we can walk down to the harbor and watch the fishing boats.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (Ulu3i)

930 Baldwin DOMINATED by the conductor of the NYC philharmonic on KCET. someone has to find this clip. this is unbelivable. CHEEEERS

Posted by: icemike at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (3Mqot)

931

she has to be doing this on purpose lol.

Yeah, when you couple that one with the "getting drunk and playing with my snake comment" makes you wonder if we've been getting gamed all along.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:00 PM (AMYl0)

932 Yeah I did, and I felt so bad, I got online while I was at work the next day and apologized for telling everybody how great Skidrow was.

That was back when I was lurking, and I was dying laughing, so don't feel too bad

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:00 PM (8uDC8)

933

He's a tuxedo cat so he's even dressed for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 01:58 AM

My kittehs never went near the toilet bowl, and I even kept it clean.

In fact, they demanded bottled water. I think they read the EPA reports on all the shit in the local supply.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 09:01 PM (Ulu3i)

934 Well her friend did confirm the snake, so there's that. Unless its a deeper conspiracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (CN+Qv)

935 In this year of the GOP "wave," all our major office holders are/will be Dems, including Gavin Newsom as our new Lt. Gov. (At least he's pretty.) Plus, only one GOP-held seat keeps the Dems from having a super-majority in our State Senate. What else ya got? Double or nothing? 'sOK, I like steak, hot or cold. We slipped from 5 to 4 (R) state senator (out of 40). Climbed to 31(R) of 160 state reps. All of our constitutional officers are Dems, including re-electing Marsha Coakley. All of our reps are Dems, including one whose wife plead guilty to money laundering, less than a month before the election. How is Duncan Hunter, Jr?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 09:03 PM (SwkdU)

936 Yeah, when you couple that one with the "getting drunk and playing with my snake comment" makes you wonder if we've been getting gamed all along.

But... see... the best part is, I really did get drunk and play with my snake. He just happens to be an orange (striped amelanistic) corn snake. Just because your dirty mind is thinking something else isn't my fault

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:03 PM (8uDC8)

937 I hate Fergie.  Nuff said.

I never thought I'd enjoy being in a hottub in winter, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:03 PM (c0A3e)

938 bah, out of money and out of beer. If the party wasn't lame, this would be the low point of the night. And all I got out of it was a headache.

can't tell if I should be stupid and break open the vodka (after a day of ale) or just go to bed

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:04 PM (Ig1Wo)

939 Happy New Year! Love and Good Wishes in the New Year!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:04 PM (46PiX)

940 Those guys in Skidrow, they sure know how to write a lovesong!


http://tinyurl.com/y97s2r6

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:04 PM (YYVL1)

941 Happy new years Morons and 'Ettes!!!

I think that it is frickin' awesome that they stated selling fireworks in grocery stores this year due to the new law!  But those folk down in the river must be freezing their asses off here in Tucson, (low 20's)!

Hurrah!

Posted by: Colman McCarthy at December 31, 2010 09:04 PM (Jb3+B)

942 And we can walk down to the harbor and watch the fishing boats. Been to Halibut Point?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (SwkdU)

943 Well her friend did confirm the snake, so there's that. Unless its a deeper conspiracy.

.... I had my friend come on here and mention my that I have a pet snake in order to trick you guys into believing... what, that I'm female?

There's a picture of him on facebook somewhere, so I guess you could ask Kratos or miss80sbaby or Alex.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (8uDC8)

944 What a crap ass sock puppeh!

I euthanize you Colman!

Posted by: Deety at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (Jb3+B)

945 I never thought I'd enjoy being in a hottub in winter, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM (c0A3e)


...wut.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (8uDC8)

946 I'm a Republican in Boston, but I'm also fictional

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (vdfwz)

947 My kittehs never went near the toilet bowl, and I even kept it clean.

In fact, they demanded bottled water. I think they read the EPA reports on all the shit in the local supply.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 01, 2011 02:01 AM (Ulu3i)

When he's upstairs he sleeps next to the fountains like a lion at a waterhole. I had to get a second fountain up there to cut down on the tussels with the other cats.

He's odd - he will drink from the stream of a squirt bottle all day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (CN+Qv)

948 We slipped from 5 to 4 (R) state senator (out of 40). Climbed to 31(R) of 160 state reps. All of our constitutional officers are Dems, including re-electing Marsha Coakley.

Okay, I concede.  You win.  Or, more precisely, you lose.  I steak, coming up.

At least my Congresscritter is GOP, and is the incoming Chairman of the Armed Services Committee.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (xMSXs)

949 Allright, back to my cousins house, Happy New Year again peeps! Drink one or two ten for me!

Posted by: booger at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (9RFH1)

950 .. how can you have New Years without weenies?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:54 AM (8uDC

YEAH!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (bgcml)

951 HAPPY NEW YEARS BOYS AND GIRLS!

I sincerely hope this will be a good year for all of you, as a grunt I want to praise ALL of our Troops that are fighting the fight and their Families. GOD BLESS AND KEEP THEM SAFE.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (/awfF)

952 Happy New Year! Love and Good Wishes in the New Year! Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 02:04 AM

You sure you're on the right website? This is the time when the morons start getting surly and breaking beer glasses over each others' heads....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (Ulu3i)

953 I never thought I'd enjoy being in a hottub in winter, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM (c0A3e)


Dude...get out, run over and roll in the snow and then jump back in.  But not if you're gonna get a heart attack from those strippers you got sent!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (YYVL1)

954 Am I the only one sober?   It's always more fun watching drunk people than becoming drunk yourself IMHO. 

Although my hosts had Jello shots ensconced in orange peels, I wisely resisted the temptation. 

I welcome 2011 with open arms in the hope that it ends up being better for everybody than 2010, regardless of their situation. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (c0A3e)

955 Kratos, you have missed the party. Happy New Year. Delta sent you some lap dancers or something. I can't remember.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (Ikn3z)

956

Yeah, when you couple that one with the "getting drunk and playing with my snake comment" makes you wonder if we've been getting gamed all along.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 02:00 AM (AMYl0)

G.I.R.L.?

Posted by: WOWer at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (bgcml)

957 Am I the only one sober?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (c0A3e)


I'm sober but not from a lack of trying....I'm just sober

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (Ig1Wo)

958

Just because your dirty mind is thinking something else isn't my fault

You're just taking advantage of my dirty mindedness, which I can't help. I feel like such a victim. I may have to call Gloria Allred.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (AMYl0)

959 I want to praise ALL of our Troops that are fighting the fight and their Families. GOD BLESS AND KEEP THEM SAFE.

Amen, 'Nam Grunt, and a Happy New Year to you, too!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (xMSXs)

960

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 02:06 AM (/awfF)



Happy New Year, 'Nam Grunt!!!  I look forward to your dinner suggestions next year!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:09 PM (YYVL1)

961
All of our reps are Dems, including one whose wife plead guilty to money laundering, less than a month before the election.

You forgot the clown that caused the mortgage meltdown.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 09:09 PM (bgcml)

962 But... see... the best part is, I really did get drunk and play with my snake. He just happens to be an orange (striped amelanistic) corn snake. Just because your dirty mind is thinking something else isn't my fault
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM

I remember a dancer back in the 80s in NJ who incorporated a snake into her act. One regular who always sat in front tended to sit way in the back when she came on with that serpent

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:10 PM (vdfwz)

963 Dude...get out, run over and roll in the snow and then jump back in.  But not if you're gonna get a heart attack from those strippers you got sent!

We don't have any snow here,

And strippers?  What strippers?  I really hope some moron didn't waste all of a buck o'five....

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:10 PM (c0A3e)

964 I'm gonna go out and look at some of the more professional fireworks displays.

And listen to the popsicles down by the river with their noisy 'splodey things.

(It's got to be safer than just firing your gun into the air, which seems to be kind of a dumbass tradition 'round these parts.)

*Dons fleece parka*

BRB!


Posted by: Deety at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (Jb3+B)

965
There's a picture of him on facebook somewhere, so I guess you could ask Kratos or miss80sbaby or Alex.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:05 AM (8uDC

Its a conspiracy. And notice the Jews all got out first. Coincidence?

Posted by: Some KozKid at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (bgcml)

966

Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 02:04 AM (Ig1Wo)

Drink man, drink!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (AMYl0)

967 Am I the only one sober?   It's always more fun watching drunk people than becoming drunk yourself IMHO.

When have you ever been drunk, and what would you know about it?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (8uDC8)

968 1033 Am I the only one sober?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (c0A3e)


You just have to work harder to achieve the success you're seeking!!!

Posted by: Coach Wooden at December 31, 2010 09:12 PM (YYVL1)

969 Hi "Nam Grunt. Hope you have the best new year ever.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:13 PM (Ikn3z)

970 1031 Kratos, you have missed the party. Happy New Year. Delta sent you some lap dancers or something. I can't remember.

The only thing that should ever be in my lap is the Blade of Olympus. 

Happy New Year! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:13 PM (c0A3e)

971 You forgot the clown that caused the mortgage meltdown.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2011 02:09 AM

That's ASSclown to you, wingnut!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at December 31, 2010 09:13 PM (vdfwz)

972

Drink man, drink!

Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at January 01, 2011 02:11 AM (AMYl0)


I've drank a case of Spotted Cow and all I have now is a headache


The Sky and Jameson sitting on the table does have me interested though

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (Ig1Wo)

973 I hope the Bilderburg Group are thrown on the trash heap this year along with the dunce they make dance in the WH, they will soon realize that you can't beat FREEDOM!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (/awfF)

974 When have you ever been drunk, and what would you know about it?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:11 AM (8uDC


And word on the street is that THH knows something about drunk.....(insider tip:  water/aspirin/sleep).........  ;-p

Posted by: Coach Wooden at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (YYVL1)

975 You forgot the clown that caused the mortgage meltdown. Sorry, what?

Posted by: fluffy practices tieing a noose at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (SwkdU)

976 Hasta la vista, babies!

Time for me to cop some Zs.

Good to see all y'all. Sometimes I need to be reminded that I'm not the only one who has a severely deficient social life!

Happy Nude Year!

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 31, 2010 09:15 PM (Ulu3i)

977 Am I the only one sober?

Probably, yeah.  I'm doing my damndest here and the zombie is accomplishing what the four scotches couldn't.  Sigh.

It's always more fun watching drunk people than becoming drunk yourself IMHO.

As a kid, did you enjoy sitting by watching your friends play video games, too? 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 09:15 PM (qgq64)

978 The only thing that should ever be in my lap is the Blade of Olympus.

You ever get the feeling Kratos is messing with you guys WAAAY more than I am, and just will never EVER admit it?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:15 PM (8uDC8)

979 #1043  When have you ever been drunk, and what would you know about it?

Never.  The closest I got was at my best friend's bachelor party 5 years ago.  The smooth-talker had used his silver tongue to get us a private bar, with the alcohol very much discounted.  What could have been easily 100 bucks turned out to be only 40.  This guy is now a Methodist Pastor btw. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:16 PM (c0A3e)

980 You forgot the clown that caused the mortgage meltdown.

Sorry, what?

Posted by: fluffy practices tieing a noose at January 01, 2011 02:14 AM (SwkdU)

Wait, I don't have my FED sign ready yet. Hey, wait a minute, I wasn't gonna do that unless Bristol Palin won DWTS.

Posted by: Some KozKid at December 31, 2010 09:16 PM (bgcml)

981 You ever get the feeling Kratos is messing with you guys WAAAY more than I am, and just will never EVER admit it?

This has been my theory from the beginning.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 09:16 PM (qgq64)

982 if I was a chick, I would totally buy today's shirt on woot

http://shirt.woot.com

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:16 PM (Ig1Wo)

983 Btw, I feel like I should mention... back about 500 comments when I was super drunk someone mentioned Patti Ann Brown and I said "She's hotter in person" and NO ONE COMMENTED ON THAT. Wtf? What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:17 PM (8uDC8)

984

2011 would be a great year if it included the physical demise of one George Soros.

That alone would make my year.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at December 31, 2010 09:17 PM (AMYl0)

985 You ever get the feeling Kratos is messing with you guys WAAAY more than I am, and just will never EVER admit it?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:15 AM (8uDC

Ok, its weird...his IP resolves to Ron Jeremy's house. He must have a really good proxy system...


Posted by: Some Moron Hacker at December 31, 2010 09:17 PM (bgcml)

986 Mmmmmmmmm PAB.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (/awfF)

987 if I was a chick, I would totally buy today's shirt on woot

http://shirt.woot.com

Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 02:16 AM (Ig1Wo)

Now tell us what you would buy from Victoria's secret.

Posted by: Eric Massa at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (bgcml)

988 Hey Dude,

What did you think of the STALKER series? it's on sale for the cheaps today

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (zyaZ1)

989

Posted by: Coach Wooden at January 01, 2011 02:14 AM (YYVL1)


Another sockpuppet fail. 

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:19 PM (YYVL1)

990 1059 Btw, I feel like I should mention... back about 500 comments when I was super drunk someone mentioned Patti Ann Brown and I said "She's hotter in person" and NO ONE COMMENTED ON THAT. Wtf? What is wrong with you people?

Hey, I wasn't here.  But you've certainly started my year off with happy thoughts.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 09:19 PM (qgq64)

991 Btw, I feel like I should mention... back about 500 comments when I was super drunk someone mentioned Patti Ann Brown and I said "She's hotter in person" and NO ONE COMMENTED ON THAT. Wtf? What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:17 AM (8uDC

Well if it got out that youve met both Chris Christie and PAB I would fear for your life on AceOSpades.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:19 PM (CN+Qv)

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:20 PM (8uDC8)

993 I'm worried for Michael Savage and his safety after reading his book, awesome tome.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (/awfF)

994

What is wrong with you people?

She makes my heart palpitate seeing her on the tube. I don't think I could survive her in person. *but what a way to die*

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (AMYl0)

995

Well if it got out that youve met both Chris Christie and PAB I would fear for your life on AceOSpades.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 02:19 AM (CN+Qv)

I would like to dispel any rumors we had a foursome. However, I will not discuss whether or not we played coed, naked, full contact twister.


Posted by: Will Folks at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (bgcml)

996 1057 You ever get the feeling Kratos is messing with you guys WAAAY more than I am, and just will never EVER admit it?

Oblivious is a wonderful way to go through life.....

Posted by: Dean Wurmer's socialist younger sister at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (YYVL1)

997 Never.  The closest I got was at my best friend's bachelor party 5 years ago.  The smooth-talker had used his silver tongue to get us a private bar, with the alcohol very much discounted.  What could have been easily 100 bucks turned out to be only 40.  This guy is now a Methodist Pastor btw.

Well there you go. It's just like everything else you're against. You can't not like something you've never experienced.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (8uDC8)

998 They're real and they're fantastic.

Posted by: Patti Ann Brown at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (qgq64)

999 So new husband, Russel Brand, tweeted a picture of Katy waking up without her makeup. Rookie error. He quickly tried to pulled it back but this is the internets.

And I thought I had stupid screwups in relationships.  I mean seriously; you don't give a copy of that pic to your best bud much less the entirety of your twitter following.

Posted by: Gekkobear at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (8kE6n)

1000 Well if it got out that youve met both Chris Christie and PAB I would fear for your life on AceOSpades.

Well. I have. So there.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (8uDC8)

1001 #1053  did you enjoy sitting by watching your friends play video games, too? 

No, but then again, none of my friends ever took off their shirts and started dancing on top of a bar after they played video games either. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:23 PM (c0A3e)

1002 Hell, shit and damn. Bless those who are keeping us free. I'm going to bed.

Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:23 PM (Ikn3z)

1003 934 925 - The dutch oven. A classic. Isn't this why Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman divorced, after like 2 days? Posted by: twiceblessedmom

Holy shit. Ethel Merman dutchovened Ernie Borgnine? Golf claps for her.

MissFluffy, sorry to hear about the asshole. Never quite understood how these men could go from being married for 20+ years to ghey overnight. You could offer him a breath mint the next time you see him and tell him his breath smells like $#it.

Must be drunk, I think I saw Nam Grunt posting. Next thing I will see the g-man posting.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 09:23 PM (oREHE)

1004 Well. I have. So there.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:22 AM (8uDC

And I won. Twice. In one Night.

Posted by: Will Folks at December 31, 2010 09:23 PM (bgcml)

1005 What did you think of the STALKER series? it's on sale for the cheaps today

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:18 AM (zyaZ1)


awesome series (CoP is one of my 2010 GOTYs) that looks ugly without the Complete mod for Chernobyl (overhauls pretty much everything). Just be prepared for some loot whoring (think of a more robust Metro 2033 in that regard).

Totally worth the $5 and you get A LOT of gameplay. And to top it off, you don't have to trudge through Clear Skies (though read a story synapse)

also, what is your steam name?

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:24 PM (Ig1Wo)

1006 #1073  Well there you go. It's just like everything else you're against. You can't not like something you've never experienced.

Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:25 PM (c0A3e)

1007 I'm here MrCaniac, how are you?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:25 PM (/awfF)

1008 No, but then again, none of my friends ever took off their shirts and started dancing on top of a bar after they played video games either.

"After" they played video games?!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States' Inner Kid Does Not Understand at December 31, 2010 09:25 PM (qgq64)

1009 Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:25 AM (c0A3e)

All the cool kids are doing it...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:26 PM (CN+Qv)

1010 Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:25 AM (c0A3e)

Unless you are an EVIL, INTOLERANT, COWARDLY conservative.

Posted by: Some "Scientific" Researcher at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (bgcml)

1011 So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

Yes.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (qgq64)

1012 I'm getting the feeling that the fucktard libtards aren't the cool kids anymore and the best feeling is that they know it too!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (/awfF)

1013 Well. I have. So there.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:22 AM (8uDC

And I won. Twice. In one Night.

No, really, I swear to God e_e And I could prove it too if you can somehow find a copy of the Glenn Beck show from.... uhm. May 15th 2009? I think... It was a month after the first Tea Party...

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (8uDC8)

1014 Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:25 AM (c0A3e)


reminds me of an episode of Titus (still one of the most under rated shows of all time along with Get A Life)

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (Ig1Wo)

1015 1059 Btw, I feel like I should mention... back about 500 comments when I was super drunk someone mentioned Patti Ann Brown and I said "She's hotter in person" and NO ONE COMMENTED ON THAT. Wtf? What is wrong with you people?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:17 AM

I was on the phone to my agent to get me booked on PAB's show ASAP. It's not like I can really beam myself into her boudoir

Posted by: William Shatner at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (vdfwz)

1016 1085 Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?


It's not as bad as you think.....

Posted by: Johnny Cash at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (YYVL1)

1017 1059 Btw, I feel like I should mention... back about 500 comments when I was super drunk someone mentioned Patti Ann Brown and I said "She's hotter in person" and NO ONE COMMENTED ON THAT. Wtf? What is wrong with you people? ------ Never seen her in person, therefore not qualified to comment.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (6fER6)

1018 Thanks, MrCaniac.  And thanks for the much-needed laugh!

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (xMSXs)

1019 Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

No, because you've experienced the sensation of sticking your hand in a flame and going "Hey, hot stuff burns like fuck." But if you've never been drunk, how can you possibly know you wouldn't like it? There's really nothing comparable.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:30 PM (8uDC8)

1020 So nice to see old friends at the start of the New Year.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:30 PM (/awfF)

1021 Same as it is here Dude

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:31 PM (zyaZ1)

1022 Never seen her in person, therefore not qualified to comment.

Obviously the implication is that I have seen her in person.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:32 PM (8uDC8)

1023 1100 posts. damn its a good night.

Posted by: Berserker at December 31, 2010 09:32 PM (gWHrG)

1024 1028 Happy New Year! Love and Good Wishes in the New Year! Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 02:04 AM

You sure you're on the right website? This is the time when the morons start getting surly and breaking beer glasses over each others' heads....

Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (Ulu3i)

 

Yeah, consider your heads knocked together!! Nam Grunt, damn glad to see ya posting.MrScribbler, Happy F'N New Year. God Bless! 30 mins or so to go on the west coast.

For all you east coast ont folks, there are people in the west of America who exist and still have not reached midnight, and we will be glad when we reach midnight.And I know you all went to bed, but we still will celebrate New Years, because you are not the center of the universe. Tee Hee!! Is that what you were talking about, MrScribbler?

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:32 PM (46PiX)

1025 Btw, I feel like I should mention... back about 500 comments when I was super drunk someone mentioned Patti Ann Brown and I said "She's hotter in person" and NO ONE COMMENTED ON THAT. Wtf? What is wrong with you people?
------
Now if you say you have a lawn sign with PABs signature then I think you may be fibbing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (CN+Qv)

1026 Fucking Titus ruled. Never figured out why it wasn't more popular

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (zyaZ1)

1027 Oh, I see.  So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?

It's not as bad as you think.....

Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 01, 2011 02:28 AM

Yes it is

Posted by: Michael Jackson at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (vdfwz)

1028 Same as it is here Dude

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:31 AM (zyaZ1)


sent ya a friend request

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (Ig1Wo)

1029

Patty Ann Brown comments on bewbs:

http://tinyurl.com/3a56fkk

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (AMYl0)

1030 Hey Nam Grunt, nice to see you around again

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (oVQFe)

1031 1099 Never seen her in person, therefore not qualified to comment. Obviously the implication is that I have seen her in person. ------- I'm not certain how that follows. I suppose I could do a truth tree, but I'm not familiar with the rules of drunk logic.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (6fER6)

1032 #1096  But if you've never been drunk, how can you possibly know you wouldn't like it?

Um, seeing people act like total jackassess while they're drunk isn't a legitimate reason not to engage in such activities? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (c0A3e)

1033 For all you east coast ont folks, there are people in the west of America who exist and still have not reached midnight, and we will be glad when we reach midnight.

OK, NO SPOILERS from those not in the Pacific Time Zone!

Posted by: Commenter who always says No Spoilers at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (vdfwz)

1034 Um, seeing people act like total jackassess while they're drunk isn't a legitimate reason not to engage in such activities? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:34 AM (c0A3e)

But since they do it sober too, by that logic you need to get drunk.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:36 PM (CN+Qv)

1035 Hey buzzion hope you are well Happy New Year.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:36 PM (/awfF)

1036 Now if you say you have a lawn sign with PABs signature then I think you may be fibbing.

Nah, I was in the audience at the Glenn Beck show randomly one time. She happened to be there. He was chucking Peanut M&Ms at her during the commercial break. Then when we left, she was leaving the building and somehow me and my mother started talking to her for like five minutes about random bullshit. My mother had NO IDEA who she was, and when we parted said "Nice talking to you, Mary-Pat," and I wanted to die.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:36 PM (8uDC8)

1037 1103 Fucking Titus ruled. Never figured out why it wasn't more popular

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:33 AM (zyaZ1)

It was on Fox, and it wasn't the Simpsons or a shitty Seth Macfarlane cartoon.

Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2010 09:37 PM (oVQFe)

1038 2011:  EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!

Posted by: Spoiler Alert at December 31, 2010 09:37 PM (qgq64)

1039 So nice to see old friends at the start of the New Year.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

Good to see you. Hope everyone has a safe and prosperous New Year.

Just 2 more days until San Fran Nan gets that f'n gavel ripped out of her frickin mitts. It is already a better year than last year.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 09:38 PM (oREHE)

1040  My mother had NO IDEA who she was, and when we parted said "Nice talking to you, Mary-Pat," and I wanted to die.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:36 AM (8uDC

So if you meet again, she will shake her fist at you and say "Mary-PAT! What's this MARY PAT Crap!!"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:38 PM (CN+Qv)

1041 I don't see the request Dude. Whats yours?

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:38 PM (zyaZ1)

1042 Just 2 more days until San Fran Nan gets that f'n gavel ripped out of her frickin mitts.

Maybe not even that many, depending on my mood.

Posted by: Allen West at December 31, 2010 09:38 PM (qgq64)

1043 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 

Stay warm, stay safe and hold the ones you love closely and tell them how much you love them.






Posted by: Theresa D at December 31, 2010 09:39 PM (2hQbY)

1044

sent ya a friend request

Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 02:34 AM (Ig1Wo)


OMG we can be fb friends thru here?  I will get SO fired.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:39 PM (YYVL1)

1045 The ONT is on Facebook!  Like or Don't Like

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:40 PM (CN+Qv)

1046 I don't see the request Dude. Whats yours?

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:38 AM (zyaZ1)


should show up as farfen_nugan or fartbubble420

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:40 PM (Ig1Wo)

1047 Um, seeing people act like total jackassess while they're drunk isn't a legitimate reason not to engage in such activities?

Pfft, being drunk doesn't make you a jackass, it just makes you more likely to do things you usually hold back because you have ridiculous amounts of inhibition. Think about it, dude. If you got drunk you'd basically be what everybody else considers normal for awhile That's... pretty much what happens when I'm buzzed. Suddenly all the ten million things that bother me insanely don't bother me for a little while. It's nice. A random stranger could touch my shoulder and I won't jump ten feet and want to punch them. I can... talk on the telephone! Meeting new people doesn't make me want to hurl!

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:40 PM (8uDC8)

1048 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 

Stay warm, stay safe and hold the ones you love closely and tell them how much you love them.

Posted by: Theresa D at January 01, 2011 02:39 AM (2hQbY)

I used to to that, until the restraining order

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:41 PM (CN+Qv)

1049 No, because you've experienced the sensation of sticking your hand in a flame and going "Hey, hot stuff burns like fuck."
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:30 AM

Know what burns like fuck? Tabasco sauce on your junk.

Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at December 31, 2010 09:41 PM (vdfwz)

1050 I'm not familiar with the rules of drunk logic.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 02:34 AM (6fER6)


The first rule of drunk logic.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:42 PM (YYVL1)

1051 I'm not certain how that follows. I suppose I could do a truth tree, but I'm not familiar with the rules of drunk logic.

Why the hell would I say she's hotter in person if I had never seen her in person?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:42 PM (8uDC8)

1052 Pfft, being drunk doesn't make you a jackass, it just makes you more likely to do things you usually hold back because you have ridiculous amounts of inhibition.

*sob*

Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at December 31, 2010 09:42 PM (qgq64)

1053 I hope the MSM loses their shit even more this year into oblivion they are already marginalized.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (/awfF)

1054

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:40 AM (8uDC

I'd rather be cast into the Burning Hells.  Pass,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (c0A3e)

1055 Gotcha. I fucking love Steam. Gabe Newell for Person of the year 2015 when Half Life 3 comes out

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:44 PM (zyaZ1)

1056 Know what burns like fuck? Tabasco sauce on your junk.

Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at January 01, 2011 02:41 AM (vdfwz)

When I worked in a mexican place many years ago I slipped while carrying trays of hot salsa and got some on my face and forehead. It left little burns like a mild sunburn.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:44 PM (CN+Qv)

1057 I'd rather be cast into the Burning Hells.  Pass, .

Than what? Be able to be poked without wanting to murder? :\

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:45 PM (8uDC8)

1058 It's not as bad as you think..... Posted by: Johnny Cash I thought that song was about the after effects of burritos.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 09:46 PM (SwkdU)

1059 ah, no wonder it was sent to the wrong zakn on ther

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:47 PM (Ig1Wo)

1060 Will somebody send me a hot army guy for the New Year, pl0x?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:48 PM (8uDC8)

1061 Speaking of Johnny Cash wasn't  "A Boy named Sue" written for odumbass in another time zone?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:48 PM (/awfF)

1062 1110 For all you east coast ont folks, there are people in the west of America who exist and still have not reached midnight, and we will be glad when we reach midnight.

OK, NO SPOILERS from those not in the Pacific Time Zone!

Posted by: Commenter who always says No Spoilers at January 01, 2011 02:35 AM (vdfwz)

UMM if  you read the whole thing you might not be so snarky, but alas, you are. Regardless, Happy New Year and God Bless You!

Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:49 PM (46PiX)

1063 1122 The ONT is on Facebook!  Like or Don't Like


OK that seriously scares me.  Because at least half (52% +or-) of my old HS friends will assume that I'm the typical racist bigoted homophobe.....even though I have LIBERTARIAN prominently displayed next to my conservative political viewpoint on my little fb profile page.  I only hope that it gets all my HS classmates to assume that its because I support their little weed agenda.  Not that the elimination of the war on drugs isn't important.....how many teachers' assistants could we pay with that cash?????

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:49 PM (YYVL1)

1064 1137,

Ahem, you rang?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:49 PM (/awfF)

1065 oh shit, 873 hours in TF2

it's sad to admit that I've still never bought The Orange Box on the pc

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 09:50 PM (Ig1Wo)

1066 Be able to be poked without wanting to murder? Call me.

Posted by: Julian Assange at December 31, 2010 09:51 PM (SwkdU)

1067

This is your Vice President ....

This is your Vice President on alcohol ...


Any Questions?

Posted by: Alcohol Awareness Council at December 31, 2010 09:52 PM (vdfwz)

1068 Will somebody send me a hot army guy for the New Year, pl0x?

No.  You can not send fiery green plastic through the mail!

Posted by: USPS clerk at January 01, 2011 02:51 AM (OKRIF)

Isn't Fort Dix or something in NJ?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:53 PM (CN+Qv)

1069 1130 I hope the MSM loses their shit even more this year into oblivion they are already marginalized.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 02:43 AM (/awfF)


As long as my Mom and the rest of my idiot family continue to worship Keefums and the rest of the MFM crap, we will continue to fight an uphill battle.  I am comforted by the knowledge that we're on the same side!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:53 PM (YYVL1)

1070 Biggest laff of the day, big sis is over in Afghanistan teaching the locals about border control, what a beeyotch!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 09:53 PM (/awfF)

1071
No.  You can not send fiery green plastic through the mail!


..... laaaawl. I just know someone was going to work in plastic army men somehow.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:54 PM (8uDC8)

1072 Pfft, being drunk doesn't make you a jackass, it just makes you more likely to do things you usually hold back because you have ridiculous amounts of inhibition.

I find your views fascinating. Can I friend you on Facebook?

Posted by: Patrick "Patches" Kennedy at December 31, 2010 09:56 PM (vdfwz)

1073 To keep up with California tradition, the east coasters have to retype in their new year messages for us starting about now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:56 PM (CN+Qv)

1074 1149 Biggest laff of the day, big sis is over in Afghanistan teaching the locals about border control, what a beeyotch!


Pot, meet Kettle?

Or, in that part of the world, is it "Hash, meet Kettle?"

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:56 PM (YYVL1)

1075 1149 Biggest laff of the day, big sis is over in Afghanistan teaching the locals about border control, what a beeyotch!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 02:53 AM

Really? I'm going over there soon to teach them how to build a championship football team

Posted by: Dan Snyder at December 31, 2010 09:58 PM (vdfwz)

1076

Isn't Fort Dix or something in NJ?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 02:53 AM (CN+Qv)



Hehe....you said Dix!!!!

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 31, 2010 09:58 PM (YYVL1)

1077 1128 Why the hell would I say she's hotter in person if I had never seen her in person?
----
Same reason that one guy a few years back claimed to be an astronaut even though his "space helmet" was clearly made for motorcycles: impress gullible morons.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 09:58 PM (6fER6)

1078 1152 To keep up with California tradition, the east coasters have to retype in their new year messages for us starting about now. Posted by: Oldcat



oK HaPPy NeW YeaR oldcat.... may 2011 have no suck....

Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (l++SB)

1079 Welcome to 2011, all Pacific Time Zone M&Ms!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (vdfwz)

1080 Happy New Year! wherever it's about to be midnight.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (8uDC8)

1081 Really? I'm going over there soon to teach them how to build a championship football team

Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (vdfwz)



I'd really appreciate it if you could drop some of that knowledge on me!!!

Posted by: Steve fkn Spurrier at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (YYVL1)

1082 Happy New Year from California. Say goodbye to 100W incandescents!

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (6fER6)

1083 Haha yea. I love TF2. Haven't done too much competitive play. I got ensconced in a Gaming Community for while and played shitloads of tf2. Love the payload and payload race formats. Not big on Control Point or CTF play though. Although I will play on OrangeX3 for hours, until the snipers piss me off.

TF2 is probably one of the best games ever IMO. So many mods, different gameplay types, and communities. And it's fucking old, but still fun as hell and can hold your attention. Plus nothing will get your zeroed in like prepping for big competitive matches.

Pick up TF2, it's on sale man.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (zyaZ1)

1084

Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (vdfwz)

Be sure to take Donovan with you. They can learn a lot from him.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 10:01 PM (AMYl0)

1085 We're now entering the Zone of Darkness

Posted by: Spock, West Coast Moron at December 31, 2010 10:01 PM (vdfwz)

1086 Happy new year everyone!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:01 PM (CN+Qv)

1087 1160,

No kidding and I was cheering for SC too. assholes!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:01 PM (/awfF)

1088 Happy New Year westcoasters! (Goddess of 666 too)

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 10:01 PM (1rflU)

1089 Happy New Year, West coast

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 10:02 PM (SwkdU)

1090 1160 Really? I'm going over there soon to teach them how to build a championship football team
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM

They told me my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail!

Posted by: Jerry Jones at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (vdfwz)

1091 1164 We're now entering the Zone of Darkness
------
What can Brown do for you?

Posted by: UPS slogan, suddenly ironic at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (6fER6)

1092 No.  You can not send fiery green plastic through the mail!

Bullshit!

Posted by: Hasbro, 1983 at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (qgq64)

1093 Same reason that one guy a few years back claimed to be an astronaut even though his "space helmet" was clearly made for motorcycles: impress gullible morons.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (6fER6)


If he was really trying to impress folks with his Astro-knowledge, he would have extolled upon the uses of Astroglide!  Federal funding is now available.....

Posted by: The new Muslim NASA Administrator at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (YYVL1)

1094 Pick up TF2, it's on sale man.

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 03:00 AM (zyaZ1)


I had been thinking about but I keep looking at my list and wonder if I can squeeze another multiplayer fps into my collection. I've got too many of them

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (Ig1Wo)

1095 Curly fry light bulbs from now on oboy, (I have ten cases of the good ones) might start selling them in June for $100 each.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:04 PM (/awfF)

1096 Happy New Year, West Coast!  (For those of you in California, that New Year in question would be 1975.)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 10:05 PM (qgq64)

1097 Same reason that one guy a few years back claimed to be an astronaut even though his "space helmet" was clearly made for motorcycles: impress gullible morons.

...did someone really try that here?

And it's not like it's some big huge thing I'm claiming. She's the chick who does the commercial break updates, for cryin' out load.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:05 PM (8uDC8)

1098 1172 If he was really trying to impress folks with his Astro-knowledge, he would have extolled upon the uses of Astroglide!
------
Well, it *is* well known that Astroglide was the secret to making ballpoint pens work in space. Lack of Astroglide is why the Russians had to use pencils.
 

Posted by: Something found in a little used Wikileaks directory at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (6fER6)

1099 1169 1160 Really? I'm going over there soon to teach them how to build a championship football team
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM

They told me my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail!
Posted by: Jerry Jones at January 01, 2011 03:03 AM

Mine too!

Posted by: Jed York at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (vdfwz)

1100 And it's not like it's some big huge thing I'm claiming. She's the chick who does the commercial break updates, for cryin' out load.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 03:05 AM (8uDC

Round here ,that's a brush with greatness.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (CN+Qv)

1101 Things that make you say "Hmmmmm....."

Univision is now hosting their new year celebration "En Vivo" from Disneyland.  Wonder what Rum thinks about that......

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (YYVL1)

1102

 Curly fry light bulbs from now on oboy, (I have ten cases of the good ones) might start selling them in June for $100 each.

I've been buying the incandescents for a while now. I have over 350 of them. Screw the EPA and their curly french fry light bulbs.


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 10:07 PM (AMYl0)

1103 1174 Curly fry light bulbs from now on oboy, (I have ten cases of the good ones) might start selling them in June for $100 each.
---------
Don't forget to file a 1099 if you sell more than 5 to any single individual!

Posted by: Your friends at the IRS at December 31, 2010 10:07 PM (6fER6)

1104 Univision is now hosting their new year celebration "En Vivo" from Disneyland.  Wonder what Rum thinks about that......

Rum has more pressing concerns.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 10:08 PM (qgq64)

1105 Well, it *is* well known that Astroglide was the secret to making ballpoint pens work in space. Lack of Astroglide is why the Russians had to use pencils.

You wanna borrow my pen? It still works!

Posted by: Jack Clompus at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (vdfwz)

1106 1180 Round here ,that's a brush with greatness.
------
A friend came to visit me a few years ago. We took him out through Death Valley and over to Pahrump. He got a bit kick out of hearing Art Bell doing local commercials on KNYE.


Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:10 PM (6fER6)

1107

I'd really appreciate it if you could drop some of that knowledge on me!!!

Posted by: Steve fkn Spurrier ANOTHER FAILED DAN SNYDER "PROJECT" at January 01, 2011 03:00 AM (YYVL1) 


FIFM.  I feel better now.



Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:10 PM (YYVL1)

1108 Lack of Astroglide is why the Russians had to use pencils.
 

Posted by: Something found in a little used Wikileaks directory at January 01, 2011 03:06 AM (6fER6)



More proof ignored by the MFM that the Soviet system was a massive FAIL!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (YYVL1)

1109 Ughhh. I told a friend of mine I'd watch football with him tomorrow. Why I do this?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (8uDC8)

1110 odumbass B'day adds up to 11, Clinton's adds up to 11, the day odumbass signed the obamacare bill adds up to 11, Dec. 21 2012 (end of the world), yup adds up to 11 don't do anything that has an 11 in it.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:14 PM (/awfF)

1111

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 03:08 AM (qgq64)


It IS the happiest place on earth....as long as you stay off that "It's a Small World" ride that makes me want to slit my wrists...or grab the shotgun to make death come quicker.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:16 PM (YYVL1)

1112 I should really sleep. But I don't want to at all for some reason. I think it's time for more Phoenix Wright.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:17 PM (8uDC8)

1113 I just can't be the last one left in the ONT room.  *reconsiders lifestyle* (not seriously...)

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:18 PM (YYVL1)

1114 Ughhh. I told a friend of mine I'd watch football with him tomorrow. Why I do this?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 03:13 AM

A fridge well stocked with beer?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:18 PM (vdfwz)

1115 odumbass B'day adds up to 11, Clinton's adds up to 11, the day odumbass signed the obamacare bill adds up to 11, Dec. 21 2012 (end of the world), yup adds up to 11 don't do anything that has an 11 in it. My birthday adds up to 29, which simplifies to 11. Uh oh. PS '1190' adds up to 11.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 10:18 PM (SwkdU)

1116 Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 03:07 AM (zyaZ1)

shit just makes me miss rocket jumps....I want a new Unreal

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:19 PM (Ig1Wo)

1117 Night everyone - maybe you can stay up for New Years with the Obamas in Hawaii

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:19 PM (CN+Qv)

1118 Cheers THH!!!  We've outlasted some very experienced Morons this evening!  I drink in your general direction.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:19 PM (YYVL1)

1119 There's more the 1st time the savage muslims bombed NYC it adds up to 11, seems to be a pattern huh?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:19 PM (/awfF)

1120 My birthday adds up to 8.  Didn't do me any fucking good

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:21 PM (vdfwz)

1121 1199 There's more the 1st time the savage muslims bombed NYC it adds up to 11, seems to be a pattern huh?
--------
11 means nothing. 19 is where it's at. Notice how your comment number has two 19s in it, one inside the other? Wheels within wheels, man!

Posted by: Calypso Louis Farrakhan at December 31, 2010 10:21 PM (6fER6)

1122 A fridge well stocked with beer?

I don't think I'm going to fancy drinking tomorrow.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:21 PM (8uDC8)

1123 Fuckers on Univision just said the phrase "La Raza."  Not sure the context...I only speak soccer in hispanic...but I'm sure it wasn't happy new year wishes for the American Dream.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (YYVL1)

1124 Cheers THH!!!  We've outlasted some very experienced Morons this evening!  I drink in your general direction.

Likely because I stopped drinking a long time ago. And yet I'm still acting retarded! Woohoo!

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (8uDC8)

1125 1203,

Yeah but their fucking dream act was a fail, I likey!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (/awfF)

1126 I don't think I'm going to fancy drinking tomorrow.


That's what got ME going this evening!!!

Posted by: The hair of the dog.... at December 31, 2010 10:24 PM (YYVL1)

1127 A fridge well stocked with beer?

I don't think I'm going to fancy drinking tomorrow.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 03:21 AM

Well, if the alternate reason isn't a big screen HDTV, I'm not gonna go there ..

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (vdfwz)

1128 I've got a marvin gaye album going good singer but just couldn't duck!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:26 PM (/awfF)

1129 @1204 & 1205....

Word word.  Happy New Year to y'all!!!  I love my new friends and family plan on AoS!!!    And I love this bar.....

Posted by: The hair of the dog.... at December 31, 2010 10:27 PM (YYVL1)

1130 1205 Yeah but their fucking dream act was a fail, I likey!
-----
That's not the only fucking dream act to fail.

Posted by: Will Folks at December 31, 2010 10:28 PM (6fER6)

1131
>>1203 Fuckers on Univision just said the phrase "La Raza."  Not sure the context...I only speak soccer in hispanic...but I'm sure it wasn't happy new year wishes for the American Dream...


I can't think of a more joyous reason to ring IN the New Year than the fact that we will immediately be ringing OUT 61 Members of Congress who voted FOR amnesty just before Christmas.

Raise a toast of good riddance to these 61 politicians who thumbed their nose at their constituents (particularly their unemployed constituents) on their way out the Capitol door by nearly passing the DREAM Act amnesty.

If not for them, the amnesty would not have come close to passing in the U.S. House. Fortunately, the Senate easily blocked the amnesty.

These 61 are politicians who were defeated in the November elections or chose not to run. And yet they tried to use the Lame Duck session last month to show their preference for illegal foreign workers and the employers that hire them while showing callous indifference to the millions of Americans who don't have a job.

These 61 came from 34 states. Fortunately nearly all of them will be replaced next week by newly elected Members of Congress who ran as anti-amnesty and pro-enforcement.

Fuck them.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (1rflU)

1132 Word word.  Happy New Year to y'all!!!  I love my new friends and family plan on AoS!!!    And I love this bar.....


No more sockpuppets tonight.  Probably.  But they're so much fun.  Happy New Year everybody!!!  

Posted by: NC Ref not smart enough to take his own advice about water/aspirin/sleep at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (YYVL1)

1133 Well, if the alternate reason isn't a big screen HDTV, I'm not gonna go there ..

I don't even like football. It was just something to do.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (8uDC8)

1134 What will fat ass Mo and Bo do once the young guns take over their credit card next week, bought a case of popcorn for this year.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (/awfF)

1135 Yay! PAB rerun!

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (6fER6)

1136 fuck it, TF2 bought

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:31 PM (Ig1Wo)

1137 Posted by: Will Folks at January 01, 2011 03:28 AM

Why don't we compare notes sometime? I'll friend you on FB

Posted by: Julian Assange at December 31, 2010 10:31 PM (vdfwz)

1138

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 03:29 AM (1rflU)


Happy New Year SiM!!!  Best wishes to you and your family!

Posted by: NC Ref not smart enough to take his own advice about water/aspirin/sleep at December 31, 2010 10:31 PM (YYVL1)

1139 1200+ and people are still here at 3:30 EST

Anybody want to shoot for the quantity and quality of the Infamous 1400?

I think folk songs were even written about that thread

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:34 PM (vdfwz)

1140 1214 Well, if the alternate reason isn't a big screen HDTV, I'm not gonna go there ..

You would not BELIEVE how big my dick is on big screen HDTV.....

Posted by: Charlie Sheen receiving NASA "self-confidence" funding intended for NASA at December 31, 2010 10:35 PM (YYVL1)

1141 Happy New Year SiM!!!

Thanks to everyone who keeps me sane giving me this opportunity to vent my spleen! Love YOU.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 10:35 PM (1rflU)

1142 Watching PAB again....those tits are hyptotizing

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:36 PM (zyaZ1)

1143 Happy New Year SiM you are the best!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:36 PM (/awfF)

1144 I think folk songs were even written about that thread Yes, there were.

Posted by: Tenacious D at December 31, 2010 10:37 PM (SwkdU)

1145 Okay, back from Space Needle fireworks... Happy New Year, retards!

Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (YX6i/)

1146 1400 posts?
Can epic thread be beaten?
Sparta? THIS IS ACE!

(it's late; I got nothin')

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (6fER6)

1147 What others have said in anger I say with genuine pride and friendship:

Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (bxiXv)

1148 1224 Watching PAB again....those tits are hyptotizing
----
I think the neologism you're stumbling for is "titnotizing". PAB is definitely a titnotist.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (6fER6)

1149 ...those tits are hypnotizing.

Thanks 'Nam!


Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (1rflU)

1150 Anybody want to shoot for the quantity and quality of the Infamous 1400?

Oh good Lord. If we aren't there by 4 I'm going to bed.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:41 PM (8uDC8)

1151 Hmm. Missed that the first time around. PAB pulling up her dress because the right one was attempting an escape.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:41 PM (6fER6)

1152 Hey you boobs folks should have seen Juliet Huddy yesterday morning at 0500 on F&F with her tight sweater ROWR!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (/awfF)

1153 1225 Happy New Year SiM you are the best!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 03:36 AM (/awfF)


That's high praise, right there!!!

Posted by: A thankful poster who appreciates sacrifice at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (YYVL1)

1154 I think "it's only wasted time if there's something else to do" is my new motto for life.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:43 PM (6fER6)

1155 Oh good Lord. If we aren't there by 4 I'm going to bed. Then start posting, Toots. Ringy dingy.

Posted by: History at December 31, 2010 10:44 PM (SwkdU)

1156 1236,

Mine is make a fucktard libtard cry whenever I can, but I do that always.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (/awfF)

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (zyaZ1)

1158 It's not happening. The ONT has reached the point where my old ass computer can barely reload the page.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (8uDC8)

1159 Fucking thumbnails

Guess i'll have to introduce the Moron clan to Hawtness (I did feel bad for making an entire ONT about vaginal hair after posting the Guess the Muff game)

http://tinyurl.com/2cuetny


Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (zyaZ1)

1160 Bet we'll beat the 1600 posts that we had on the day before the election

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (zyaZ1)

1161 I have a 5yr old Gateway and it's cruisin', get Firefox on there.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (/awfF)

1162 @1239

Had to look.  Reminder of why its a complete waste to drive/cab/hitch to the strip club.  At least, that's what I've heard.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:51 PM (YYVL1)

1163 It's not happening. The ONT has reached the point where my old ass computer can barely reload the page. I've got a great inspirational speech for this occasion, but, you Morons already know it.

Posted by: Sen. John Blutarsky at December 31, 2010 10:52 PM (SwkdU)

1164 I guess I could blather about one of my crazy acid trippy dreams.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:52 PM (8uDC8)

1165 1242 Bet we'll beat the 1600 posts that we had on the day before the election

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 03:50 AM (zyaZ1)


My 1/2 full bottle of Cap'n Morgan says "You are right."  I will definitely bet the OVER on this one. 

Are you the greatness that was Zach G that beat my ass in FFL recently?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:53 PM (YYVL1)

1166 Punch in Pandoras box and listen to muzak from any era, that will keep you going.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:53 PM (/awfF)

1167 I have a 5yr old Gateway and it's cruisin', get Firefox on there.

...am on firefox. I have a ... mhm.... 7 year old Dell, and honestly it runs pretty good considering the crap I put it through.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:54 PM (8uDC8)

1168 Happy new year from my corner of SoCal!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:55 PM (YxBuk)

1169 So I had this dream last night that my family randomly decided to pick up and drive to Florida for no reason.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:55 PM (8uDC8)

1170 11 year old Dell Dimension here...running Firefox and cruzin' with 'Nam Grunt!

Happy New Year all y'all!

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 10:55 PM (r8DXb)

1171 Well, there was kind of a reason. I have this crazy friend (for reals) and he was running from the cops (which could very well happen), so he bought a plane off the internet and was going to fly it to Florida and I would meet him there and... I don't think we planned farther ahead than that.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:57 PM (8uDC8)

1172 1253,

At least they didn't head north, Fla. ain't so bad especially when Jeb Bush unseats that cockholster Nelson!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:58 PM (/awfF)

1173 I have a 5yr old Gateway

You must be one of those "rich"  dudes the Preznit is always talking about.  I'm running a 12 year old PC I salvaged out of a dumpster 7 years ago. 

I was on the leading edge of the new normal.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2010 10:58 PM (puuB/)

1174 I didn't participate in any of the Moron Leagues. Maybe next year I will embarrass myself when it comes to football (Iggles lose to the Queens wtf?)

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:59 PM (zyaZ1)

1175 1253 So I had this dream last night that my family randomly decided to pick up and drive to Florida for no reason.
-----
Mission Control trained me to where I need background noise to sleep; she used to sleep to MTV. I managed to get her to switch to Fox News and I've got a bunch of movies loaded on my iPod for those occasions when I don't feel like sleeping to Fox News.

Last night, my brain was taking the dialogue from what was playing on the iPod (The Lone Gunmen TV series) and pasting it in as cartoon text bubbles over the heads of the characters in my dreams.

Quite strange.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:59 PM (6fER6)

1176 But then! His plane arrives in the mail. At my house. (how this aided him, since he's in Kentucky, I have no clue). And it's like this flimsy piece of plastic shaped like a car with lightweight canvas wings of some kind, and it's so light the wind just grabs it and wants to run away with it. So I guess it would fly real nice. Until the part where the wind randomly flings you into the ground.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:59 PM (8uDC8)

1177 Can't stay awake any longer, I'll check on this thread when I resume consciousness

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:59 PM (vdfwz)

1178 We taking a run at 1332???  That probably doesn't happen all that often!

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 10:59 PM (r8DXb)

1179 It warmed up in FL the past couple of days.  Not a deep freeze tonight.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (puuB/)

1180 1247 Ripped from the (web)pages of our times:

OK I wanted to share this on that Tobasco/Airplane thread, but didn't react in a timely manner....since we're trying to exten-ze this ONT, I'll post a plea for help I recently received.  Not in haiku, but a little poetic nonetheless.....and symbolic of the cries for help we hear from the "under-privileged."


SOMETIMES.......

Sometimes...when you cry, no one sees your tears.

Sometimes...when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...when you are worried, no one sees your stress.

Sometimes...when you are happy, no one sees your smile.

But, just try masturbating on a bus one time and see how much fucking attention you get.  Can you please pick me up from the police station?

Posted by: Tobasco-Airplane Guy at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (YYVL1)

1181 And I'm like "Nick, wtf. You can't fly to Florida in this. You'll die."
And he's like "Nah, it's cool. I'll be fine." (which is exactly what he would do.)
And I can't dissuade him from being an idiot (which is exactly what always happens), so we all pack up and get in the car and start driving to Florida.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (8uDC8)

1182 I was on the leading edge of the new normal.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 03:58 AM (puuB/)


still have an Apple 2 and C64 somewhere around here

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (Ig1Wo)

1183 1256,

Hey bud Happy New Year! I love this machine and I have a 22" monitor with a Bose sound system too, life is good for us Veterans.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (/awfF)

1184 Ah, well. TV is now PAB-less and Hannity has taken over the horizontal and the vertical. Must be time for bed.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (6fER6)

1185 Loading... loading... loading...

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (8uDC8)

1186
Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain ONT?

I invoke rule 34 on the AoS Morons. What have I done. My childhood was smashed before my eyes when I saw spongebob rule 34'd. Why god, why?

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (1rflU)

1187 1266 still have an Apple 2 and C64 somewhere around here
----
I've got  a Commodore PET 2001 (tiny keyboard version) lying around. And an Imsai 8080. It's been years since I powered them up, though...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (6fER6)

1188 And then there was a 20 minute segment in which I was running around packing shit, because my mother is retarded at packing. I dunno why she was there since she's been divorced from my father for 15 years. THEN I was in the room with the poisonous snakes. I have no idea how that related to any of this.

Oh and then I had a fish and someone poured it down the drain and I flipped out and went to see if it was still alive in the drain, and magically it was and I recued it :\

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (8uDC8)

1189 Can you please pick me up from the police station? I told you last time, that was it.

Posted by: Mrs Tabasco at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (SwkdU)

1190 1234 Hey you boobs folks should have seen Juliet Huddy yesterday morning at 0500 on F&F with her tight sweater ROWR!

There is a very special request a co-worker of mine made one day about Juliet Huddy that I cannot get out of my mind.  ROWR is right.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:05 PM (YYVL1)

1191 1272,

Are you embroidering that story, snakes in a house is the crazy I don't care who you are.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:06 PM (/awfF)

1192 Oh shit someone invoked rule 34

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:06 PM (zyaZ1)

1193 Punch in Pandoras box


Hitting THAT box can bring up all KINDS of crap you didn't want to deal with....

Posted by: SATAN at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (YYVL1)

1194 snakes in a house is the crazy It could be much, much worse, believe me.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at December 31, 2010 11:08 PM (SwkdU)

1195 I can't remember anything interesting after that.

I wish I could remember that dream I had the other night... It was like I was in a horror move/video game and it was fucking terrifying and completely kickass awesome all at once and when I woke up my heart was pounding and I was all adrenaline rushed-up, but I want to hop right back into and find out what happened.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:08 PM (8uDC8)

1196 I don't see this post getting to 1400.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:09 PM (8uDC8)

1197 Or if does I will be very unconscious by then.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:10 PM (8uDC8)

1198 1279,

You DO realize that before your healthcare is obamanized that you can see a helpful person for that don't you?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:10 PM (/awfF)

1199 1276 Oh shit someone invoked rule 34


Getting around Rule 34 is no problem.  Who's got a pencil with a half-ass eraser on it???

Posted by: Chavez, friend of BHO at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (YYVL1)

1200 Mostly I just want to go lay down and stare at the hot anime dudes in my video game.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:12 PM (8uDC8)

1201 What's Rule 34?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, finally dipping into the cheap wine at December 31, 2010 11:12 PM (xMSXs)

1202 You DO realize that before your healthcare is obamanized that you can see a helpful person for that don't you?


...crazy dreams is a health issue?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:13 PM (8uDC8)

1203 What's Rule 34? Iffin it's on the interwebz, thar be a pr0n version of it.

Posted by: lolpirate at December 31, 2010 11:14 PM (SwkdU)

1204 I stayed up all night the night before last to watch the FB games yesterday and they all sucked and I'm doing the same tonight, am I insane or what?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:15 PM (/awfF)

1205 1286,

Absolutely not, keep having them.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:16 PM (/awfF)

1206 1288 I stayed up all night the night before last to watch the FB games yesterday and they all sucked and I'm doing the same tonight, am I insane or what?

Cheers!  But soon there will be no more football.  *Sob*

Posted by: insane NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (YYVL1)

1207 What's Rule 34?

Ferengi rules of acquisition, rule #34 - "War is good for business"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (puuB/)

1208 1292 What's Rule 34?

Ferengi rules of acquisition, rule #34 - "War is good for business"

Now why didn't I guess that?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, finally dipping into the cheap wine at December 31, 2010 11:18 PM (xMSXs)

1209 Absolutely not, keep having them.

It's mostly because I take melatonin. Without which I would never sleep at all. So yeah, the crazy dreams are absolutely preferable. Most of the time they're even fun.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:18 PM (8uDC8)

1210 Ferengi rules of acquisition, rule #34 - "War is good for business"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 04:17 AM (puuB/)


I thought that was "Even if it's free, you can still get a better price on it"?

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (Ig1Wo)

1211
Well morons.. now that we have gone past midnight, old and new acquaintances will once again join hands to sing the words to Robert Burns’ old folk song “Auld Lang Syne.” “Should auld (old) acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne (for the sake of old times).”

How many times have we sung that most catchy Scottish tune having no clue what the lyrics actually mean? Burns’ seemingly harmless melody asks the sobering question – is it wrong to simply forget the past and disassociate ourselves from old ideas and acquaintances who, for better or worse, make up our past?

Sigmund Freud’s research suggests that humans repress memories to lessen anxiety and protect self-image – but sooner or later reality surfaces and past experiences must be addressed for what they are. And at that point we must choose – as the saying goes – to learn from our past mistakes or we will be doomed to repeat them.

The same is true of cherished American history that some would like to erase and replace with their own contrived version of reality that finds Conservatism irrelevant and outdated. The recent political battle during the midterm elections was in many ways a fight to reassert the significance and relevance of American Conservatism. But this fight is not new nor is it over.

Writing about the need for a resurgence of America’s founding conservative principles, five-term Arizona senator Barry Goldwater wrote, “Conservatism, we are told, is out of date. The charge is preposterous, and we ought boldly to say no. The laws of God, and of nature, have no deadline. The principles on which the conservative political position is based…are derived from the nature of man, and from the truths that God has revealed about His creation.”

Over the past year, our freedom-based American values were chipped away – policy by regressive policy- in an attempt to resurrect a new version of an old and very outdated idea – a new New Deal of sorts.

With a new year dawning, Americans must not misconstrue last week’s bipartisan events to think the Obama Administration has moved to the center making the incoming 112th Congress out to be a repeat of the Clinton era. A new day of bipartisanship has not dawned.

Just last week, and without Congressional approval, Obama’s shadowy government Czars in the Federal Communications Commission, Environmental Protection Agency  and the Department of Health and Human Services each took prodigious measures to expand the size and scope of government. HHS enacted insurance price controls that will do nothing to solve rising health costs while ignoring congressional opposition and a court ruling. The FCC proceeded with net neutrality rules, and the EPA announced new regulations that will drive up the cost of electricity.

The Obama administration and Democratic Party progressives have done everything in their power to bid a definitive farewell to “old” ideas. As a result, we are engaged in a fight for the survival of America as we know her to be. Those who join this fight should remember the words of John Chamberlain, “…conservatism is not isolationism…It is the creed of a fighter who has both a warm heart and a clear mind.”

Just as we should unapologetically embrace our past, we should also welcome this New Year understanding that old acquaintances and past experiences should never be forgotten but rather, remembered and drawn upon when the need arises.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 11:20 PM (1rflU)

1212 1294,

Yayyyyyy!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:20 PM (/awfF)

1213 Ferengi rules of acquisition, rule #34 - "War is good for business"


Thank you for your contribution!  I'll add that to my plan.

Posted by: Cloward speaking for both of them.... at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (YYVL1)

1214 Morons fail at the Internets.....

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (zyaZ1)

1215 Call me ignorant. "You're ignorant".  Anyway I've never watched the star wars Christmas special before.  I've always heard how bad it was but, I'm stunned (and drunk) that five minute clip was not good.  And to quote the horse from 'Ren and Stimpy', "Well sir, I didn't like it....I didn't like it at all."

Anyway Happy New Year Morons and Moronettes!


Posted by: Meddle Lark at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (9anRJ)

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (zyaZ1)

1217 My fav unnumbered Ferengi rule of acquisition: "A good lie is easier to believe than the truth"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (puuB/)

1218 Morons fail at the Internets.....

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 04:21 AM (zyaZ1)


still love the Tali (character from Mass Effect) porn. You never see her face but that still doesn't stop people. And some of it is good unlike all of the Sonic porn

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (Ig1Wo)

1219 It's mostly because I take melatonin.

Tried that once.  Woke up sweating like a stuck hog, firing an M=14 with a never ending magazine into a never ending rush of bad guys.  Took me two days to come down from that one.

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:24 PM (r8DXb)

1220 Imagine what a National Right to Work law would do. 


and fuck John Lennon you fucking loser

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (zyaZ1)

1221 LOL espn announcer just said "No one finishes like Kobe Bryant."

Bet there's some ex-hotel staffer (see what I did there?) in Colorado who disagrees....

Posted by: NC Ref for the last time tonight Goodnight everybody!!! at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (YYVL1)

1222 1296,

Too add we should make the libtards cry and pay for their idiocy as much as possible, great post!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (/awfF)

1223 I guess 1,332 ( 666 x 2 )was tooooo much to ask, huh?

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (r8DXb)

1224 1304,

Really? I have that dream every night but I have an M-4 and lots of ammo in my ruck. Sorry, I'm just a grunt and always will be until my Boys plant me, but hey at least there will be an honor guard and taps playing.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:30 PM (/awfF)

1225 As a result, we are engaged in a fight for the survival of America as we know her to be.

The forces of darkness have been trying to destroy this nation for over 200 years.  The founders understood well it would be an eternal struggle to maintain.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2010 11:30 PM (puuB/)

1226 been too long since I've watched Patricia and her pink ball

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:31 PM (Ig1Wo)

1227 1308 I guess 1,332 ( 666 x 2 )was tooooo much to ask, huh?

Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 04:29 AM (r8DXb)



That is complicated math you propose.  Could we maybe get some federal funding through NASA to help us realize how great our abilities to do basic algebra was?  Thank you for your support.

Posted by: Al-Jazeera's Space/Explosion Program at December 31, 2010 11:31 PM (YYVL1)

1228 Really? I have that dream every night but I have an M-4 and lots of ammo in my ruck. Sorry, I'm just a grunt and always will be until my Boys plant me, but hey at least there will be an honor guard and taps playing.

Same here, Bro...same here.

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:32 PM (r8DXb)

1229 I guess I'm kinda loop de doop, but I like having dreams where I'm being chased by monsters and killing bad guys, and there's ghosts in every shadow and all bugs are violently poisonous and will kill you with a single bite. I can't kill a bear with my hands in the real world. Dreams are like virtual reality, only you actually think it's real, so the life and death struggle isn't like in a video game. I don't plan on getting into random brawls with a mob of 50 dudes any time soon and I don't particularly want to, so I'll have to make do with my dreamland badassity.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:33 PM (8uDC8)

1230 SiM has a great post there, but unfortunately for the libtards, American culture has this strange resistance to the idea of a new Year Zero.

Memory is very pervasive here.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:33 PM (zyaZ1)

1231 Posted by: Al-Jazeera's Space/Explosion Program at January 01, 2011 04:31 AM (YYVL1)

Send O'bummer the ap.  Five will get you ten it gets approved.

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:34 PM (r8DXb)

1232 The founders understood well it would be an eternal struggle to maintain. Most of us take our comfort for granted, unfortunately.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 11:34 PM (SwkdU)

1233 thh is playing L4D lol.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:35 PM (zyaZ1)

1234 THH....sleep please!  I'm heading that way too.  With aspirin and water and no regrets about anything I might have expressed tonight.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:36 PM (YYVL1)

1235 1318,

Not me!! You should see my bunker and the contents of my gun safe.....evil laughter let them come to my AO!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:37 PM (/awfF)

1236 thh is playing L4D lol.

Yeah but IN MY MIND. And it's SO MUCH COOLER that way.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:37 PM (8uDC8)

1237 Repeal the 17th amendment!


If those dicks can do Obamacare we can shove it down their throats.

Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:37 PM (zyaZ1)

1238 Oh criminy. It's after 4:30. Time to go save the world from zombies with my bare hands.

It's been fun, people. Happy New Year.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:40 PM (8uDC8)

1239 That little faux pax of not letting them pass the $1B funding of obamacare in the lame quacker hurt them bad, very bad.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:40 PM (/awfF)

1240 forgot that this girl needs to learn how to bleach her asshole, still hot though

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:41 PM (Ig1Wo)

1241 Happy New Year, thh....and to all rons and ettes!

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:42 PM (r8DXb)

1242 forgot that this girl needs to learn how to bleach her asshole, still hot though Please, go on.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at December 31, 2010 11:43 PM (SwkdU)

1243 1318 The founders understood well it would be an eternal struggle to maintain.

Most of us take our comfort for granted, unfortunately.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 04:34 AM (SwkdU)



Their wishes were well-written in the Federalist Papers!  If only there were an educational system in this country that would help our children understand the values that were written into the DOI and Constitution, derived from the Magna Carta et al., that were supposed to be a foundation for a uniquely American nation made up of LEGAL immigrants willing to assimilate themselves into our society for the furtherance of a common goal of freedom.

Discuss among yourselves past Post 1400 please.  I'm hitting the sack, but look forward to reading any commentary on my opinion within the next 18 hours.

Oh, and my new over bet on this post is 2000.  Just wait till the east-coasters with family wake up and see what they missed.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:44 PM (YYVL1)

1244
>>Most of us take our comfort for granted, unfortunately...


We need never to forget that old ideas, like old friends, are most always the best. They have been tried and tested and come through the fire like gold, even more precious. For almost two hundred thirty-five years, the ideas that built this nation have stood strong. Through good times and bad, through wars and peace, through plenty and through dearth our nation has grown and weathered the storms. Now we face another storm, a new kind. This storm is against the very fabric and foundation of America, the Constitution. But when the mountains turn to dust and the famous are assigned to the pages of dusty books, our foundation will still hold strong.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 11:45 PM (1rflU)

1245 I'm an 'east coaster' and am still celebrating for the Hawaiian New Year.

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (r8DXb)

1246
If those dicks can do Obamacare we can shove it down their throats.

Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 04:37 AM (zyaZ1)



We practice that move everyday!

Posted by: Steve Spurrier's cheerleaders AKA Cockgirls at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YYVL1)

1247 There we made it!

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (r8DXb)

1248 Although it is a good moment to make it to another year I'm still serious about taking our Country away from these communists or we will all be in a heap of trouble I'll keep fighting for sure and you should too, this BS about sitting on your ass instead of voting has become terminal, get your friends that are walking around in a daze involved or we lose big time.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:47 PM (/awfF)

1249 Time to start delivering the milk!!  Have a GREAT day y'all!

Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:47 PM (r8DXb)

1250 Crap.  Espn's top 10 plays of the year coming up.  One more drink....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:48 PM (YYVL1)

1251 come on steam, I know you can give me better speeds than this, it's not that much farther

Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:48 PM (Ig1Wo)

1252

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 04:47 AM (/awfF)


Sir.  Cut, jib and newsletter.  For reals.  I'm ready to re-acquaint myself with Texas.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:50 PM (YYVL1)

1253 The forces of darkness have been trying to destroy this nation for over 200 years.  The founders understood well it would be an eternal struggle to maintain.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 04:30 AM (puuB/)

And it took illusory white guilt to finally bring this nation (to use the Retard-in-Chief's phrase correctly, as opposed to his pathetically poor attempt) to the precipice.  The problem is that nations rarely correct themselves.  Europe might be all proud of their crappy Democracies, but the fact is that without the US, Europe would be dominated by Kings, Dictators, and tin-pot Generals.  But there is no one to help the US.  Even worse, the ungrateful Eurotrash shitheads have been pushing the US to this as much as they could (because they can't stand the fact that we kept saving their sorry asses).  Once Rome slid from its Republic, it never returned.

In the end, the US is going to have to make a very serious decision.  I don't see it happening.  I think most Americans are just either assuming, or hoping and praying, that we make it to 2012 in one piece.  But the damage that has been done (see what people accept as normal legislating processes, now - the asshole left and their Indonesian were actually crowing about "the most productive lame duck in history" when lame ducks aren't supposed to be productive, at all) and I don't see any moves to turn it back.  Sure, getting the budget in order is a nice band-aid to put on a severed arm ... but the arm is still gone.  The US has now accepted this insane third-world style of governance as "normal" and that is the kiss of death.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 11:51 PM (G/MYk)

1254 I'm sleepy y'all so I'm going to crash, maybe I should start posting more frequently. Best wishes to all of you and your Families in the coming year (I mean that sincerely from my heart), Bless our Troops and their Families everyday with a prayer for their safety I do!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:54 PM (/awfF)

1255 I so wish DeShaun jackson had been tacked as he was show-boating on the 2 yard line.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:55 PM (YYVL1)

1256 1336 Crap.  Espn's top 10 plays of the year coming up.  One more drink....

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 04:48 AM (YYVL1)


And then some girl-on-girl pron....

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 31, 2010 11:57 PM (YYVL1)

1257
Ah, New Year’s Day. What a great time to revisit the past year.

Though I’d rather revisit 1999.

The unemployment rate was 4.2 percent in 1999. Dot-com stocks were still creating lots of paper millionaires. The U.S. deficit for that year was $1 billion — that’s right, “billion” with a “b,” a far cry from the $12 trillion to $13 trillion it is nowadays.

Things were going so well, we had to make up crises, such as Y2K, the Millennium Bug! Because computerized devices used only two digits to record the date — “99? for “1999? — numerous glitches were expected to occur at exactly 12:01 a.m. on Jan. 1, 2000, when at least some of the devices would mistake “00? for “1900.”

Senators held press conferences to warn the public to prepare for the worst.
President Clinton told us to keep a lookout for terrorists, who might take advantage of the potential chaos. Federal bureaucrats even appeared competent.
They established mobile command centers on the National Mall, where
thousands of New Year’s Eve revelers would celebrate. They directed police, firemen, FBI agents and CIA operatives to crawl around our nation’s capital to thwart anyone looking to pull any funny business. They made detailed preparations — cots, blankets, bottled water, canned goods, shelter, portable lighting — to respond to any and every contingency.

But nothing happened.

When the clock struck midnight that New Year’s Eve, there were few glitches, no chaos and zero mass hysteria of any kind.

Y2K, wrote The Wall Street Journal, was, essentially, a giant hoax.

That was the downside of America then. We were at our best in preparing for crises that weren’t real. We lived in a fiction of our own creation — fake wealth, fake security, fake spending promises at the local, state and federal levels that we’d never be able to afford.

Boy, would the realities of the next decade be a bear. No sooner did 2000 begin than the dot-com bubble burst, wiping out trillions in paper wealth.

In 2001, terrorists would catch us with our pants down, striking us hard. A worried Federal Reserve would begin a series of interest-rate cuts to pump “easy money” into the economy. That easy money, combined with bad government policies to both create (Citizens Reinvestment Act) and buy (Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac) bundles of risky subprime home loans, would fuel a housing bubble. The housing bubble would burst in 2008, wiping out trillions in wealth and kicking off the worst recession since the Great Depression.

Voters would kick Republicans out of office. Democrats, controlling the presidency and both houses of Congress, would make more fake promises we will never keep and would spend, by New Year’s Day 2010, nearly $14 trillion more than we had. The unemployment rate would be stuck at nearly 10 percent. State and local governments would begin to default on debt payments.

And all these woes would seem small compared to the $100 trillion in unfunded liabilities that generous politicians saddled our country with — liabilities we may never be able to pay for. To be sure, our reckoning has finally arrived. As bad as the past decade has been, the next decade will be plenty worse — unless we embrace the difficult, painful business of getting our house in order.

So while many in the media look back at the high points of the past year — while many neglect the sizable problems facing us — I will escape to a happier time.

This weekend, I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (1rflU)

1258 On the bright side, we can still laugh at Venezuela.  An oil-based economy that just had to have its second currency devaluation - you really have to fuck things up royally to be forced to devalue your currency in an oil-backed economy.

If the world were fair, Venezuela would just slide off of South America and into the Atlantic - except for the incredibly hot women, who would be left up on the beach in their little string bikinis.

Just think of it, oil and tons of hot women and Venezuela is still going down the shitter. That's pretty impressive waste.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (G/MYk)

1259 YES!

Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:12 AM (Ig1Wo)

1260 See Ya..

Each year I resolve with the strongest intent
To be better this year than the last.
And I work very hard; the rules hardly get bent,
But this discipline gets old so fast!

But with this new year I just know I’ll win out,
Just watch how I do and you’ll see!
I’m not going to have yet another blowout;
I’ll be good as I know I can be.

But, if wicked things beckon, and I’m not so strong,
If I weaken and fall on my ast,
I’ll be thankful again that you’ll help me along
As you all have during all new years past.

I’m so grateful that you’re my fake internet friends! Happy New Year!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (1rflU)

1261 you really have to fuck things up royally to be forced to devalue your currency in an oil-backed economy.


I had no idea this was a possible outcome when I picked up Hugo's book!

Posted by: Freshman Barack at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (YYVL1)

1262 I just was pleasantly surprised to stumble on '300' as I was looking for anything but a New Years Countdown. What a great way to start the year! We will need their strength.

Who is our Leonidas?

You know, Todd Palin resembles him a bit.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (/OZGP)

1263 Y2K, wrote The Wall Street Journal, was, essentially, a giant hoax.



aH yes SiM but it was berry berry good for the IT industry. I wonder how much it did end up costing? Happy New Year buy the way... I'm working.

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (cez3x)

1264 I'm working.

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 05:18 AM (cez3x)



Thank Marx.  Somebody's gotta cover these fkn bills!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 01, 2011 12:27 AM (YYVL1)

1265

Thank Marx.  Somebody's gotta cover these fkn bills!

Posted by: Bill Ayers



eh yaaaww.. they way your premie 0bozo cut open the national wallet I think we may have to go 24/7.....

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:31 AM (cez3x)

1266 Yep.  Happy new year to the "best" morons I "know".    Ya twisters.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e



Ditto Ditto Ditto... They were some fired up tonight. I had to run month end compiles so didn't catch too much.

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:33 AM (cez3x)

1267 1354

Thank Marx.  Somebody's gotta cover these fkn bills!

Posted by: Bill Ayers


eh yaaaww.. they way


OOPS should be THE WAY not they way

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM (cez3x)

1268
>>Happy New Year by the way... I'm working...
Happy new year to the "best" morons I "know"...


A brand new year! A clean slate on which to write our hopes and dreams.

This year:
Less time and energy on things; more time and energy on people.
All of life’s best rewards, deepest and finest feelings, greatest satisfactions,
come from people--people like you...
New years come and new years go, pieces of time all in a row.
As we live our life, each second and minute, I know we're privileged to have you Morons in it. My appreciation never ends for our greatest blessings: our family and friends.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 12:36 AM (1rflU)

1269 I'm working. This crap keeps interfering with my internet posting.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:36 AM (SwkdU)

1270 1358 I'm working.

This crap keeps interfering with my internet posting. Posted by: fluffy

Your STILL working fluffy?? ot ot ot ot...

and SiM your still up??

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:39 AM (cez3x)

1271 Nope.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 12:40 AM (1rflU)

1272 ot ot ot ot... No, I worked shorter hours earlier in the week. I'll get some comp time next week.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:41 AM (SwkdU)

1273 1360 Nope. Posted by: sickinmass


:^)

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:41 AM (cez3x)

1274
Drop and do 40, slackers.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 12:41 AM (1rflU)

1275 40? I don't need that many to max the PT test at my age.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:43 AM (SwkdU)

1276 No, I worked shorter hours earlier in the week


I hope you still get holiday pay?

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:44 AM (cez3x)

1277 No, their treating like a normal weekend. I'll get a floating holiday to tack on to my vacation time, however.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:46 AM (SwkdU)

1278 1363
Drop and do 40, slackers.
Posted by: sickinmass


40 winks maybe, the days of 40 push ups are long over....

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 12:46 AM (cez3x)

1279
>>40 winks maybe, the days of 40 push ups are long over....

Comments! yeeesh!!

NOW DO 35! ..before its too late. hold on..

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 12:50 AM (1rflU)

1280
>>..before its too late...

The FCC wants to get its grasping hands around the throat of the internet, the international town hall where Americans have been free to express their opinions without Big Brother’s permission or interference.

That makes the FCC unhappy. It seems that this taxpayer-supported, intrusive federal agency simply can’t bring itself to allow anything having to do with Americans communicating with each other in public without their lordly oversight or permission.

The internet — despite Al Gore’s absurd claim the he used his political powers to invent it — is largely free of U.S. or foreign government regulation or interference. In its present form, free from any government’s rules or regulations, it’s the finest example of what freedom of speech is all about, on a worldwide scale.

That seems to irk the compulsive regulators at the FCC, hence their determination to drag the internet into their regulatory lair.

American voters believe free-market competition will protect internet users more than any government regulations. Moreover, they rightly fear government regulation will be used to push what is certain to be a leftist political agenda. Only a scant 21 percent of U.S. voters want the FCC to regulate the internet as it already does radio and television. Fifty-four percent are opposed to such regulation, while only 25 percent are not sure. That’s a pretty healthy percentage that thinks the government should keep its sticky hands off the world wide web...a percentage that the FCC will ignore at its own risk.

The compulsive regulators at the agency need to keep in mind that within a few days the U.S. House of Representatives will be under the control of Republicans, and that the House controls the nation’s purse strings. It would be very unwise for the FCC regulators to fail to recognize that at the moment Congress reconvenes in early January their financial future will be in the hands of a party largely composed of glorious skinflints, most of whom view any government regulatory power as inherently dangerous and in need of the most careful oversight.

And that’s what they are going to get.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 12:54 AM (1rflU)

1281 NOW DO 35! ..before its too late. hold on.. I was up to 22 or so back in November. Been toying with the idea of doing 50 on my 50th birthday. I better get cracking.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:55 AM (SwkdU)

1282 I better get cracking.

It does a body good.

Posted by: Marion Barry at January 01, 2011 01:00 AM (YYVL1)

1283
30 more comments for a 1400ct thread. Maroons!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 01:00 AM (1rflU)

1284 can’t bring itself to allow anything having to do with Americans communicating with each other in public without their lordly oversight or permission.



That said it all, they just can't stand speech other then their own...why else would libtard lefty loons like leahy be pushing it so hard?? Keep your fucking hands off my internet... maybe a new flag like don't tread on me...

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:01 AM (y9kaj)

1285
I give up. I am taking the dogs and running away. Far away!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 01:02 AM (1rflU)

1286 1372
30 more comments



The mornin crew will be here shortly.. barring hard celebratory repercussions...

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:03 AM (y9kaj)

1287 Just watched espn's list of who we lost this year.  Feeling awfully mortal and insignificant in the big picture of life.  Happy New Year y'all, glad I could share it with you.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 01:07 AM (YYVL1)

1288 To help with the thread count and to answer a question I don't know....At the top of the thread about Jayne Mansfield, what's the joke about her loosing her head?

Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 01:07 AM (9anRJ)

1289 Been toying with the idea of doing 50 on my 50th birthday. I better get cracking.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 05:55 AM (SwkdU)



That's hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton hangin' out with Marion Barry at January 01, 2011 01:09 AM (YYVL1)

1290 >>..they just can't stand speech other then their own.. Keep your fucking hands off my internet...

I love the word "fuck". I relish the freedom to express my opinions without some would-be, present-day version of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels looking over my shoulder and telling me what I can say and what I can’t say. That’s not what America is all about.

Americans need to keep in mind the fact that government regulators use the time-honored tactic of tightening their grip on the citizenry one small step at a time. It appears that in the case of the FCC’s power grab, they would like Americans to believe that they are only seeking to protect us from some unnamed abuse of the freedom of speech and not in imposing government censorship on the internet.

They should recognize that we are not that stupid, something the new GOP-controlled House hopefully will teach them starting next month.

Happy New Year! Dogs gotta pee too!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 01:12 AM (1rflU)

1291 Her losing her head was no joke.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 01:13 AM (1rflU)

1292 I love the word "fuck".


You have just GOT to subscribe to my newsletter!!!

Posted by: George Carlin at January 01, 2011 01:14 AM (YYVL1)

1293

That's hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton



You leave fluffy alone you slut....drop and give 30...(to the knees will be fine)

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:15 AM (xtIop)

1294 I love the word "fuck". I relish the freedom to express my opinions without some would-be, present-day version of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels looking over my shoulder



Aye, the freedom of speech is the most precious. I tell my kids that and not to only listen to one side of a story... I relish this blog as one of the few that still allow such freedom to fuck on the internet... most ban you..

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:20 AM (xtIop)

1295 Did she shoot herself?  I honestly don't know what happened to her.  I've heard she was the poor man's Monroe. That's about all I know about her, except  the obvious busty nature of her.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 01:21 AM (9anRJ)

1296 1384 Did she shoot herself?
Posted by: Meddle Lark


Thought it was drug poisoning from barbiturates... 

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (2vexH)

1297 1385
I guess I deserve that.  In my defense it's New Years Day and I have been drinking and my brain might not be so clear.  Also the people who where making the comments earlier about Jayne must be field cleaning their new hobo pelts, so bad on me to think they would be around to answer a trivial question for me.  It's all good.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM (9anRJ)

1298 Am I too early? Is it New Years Day yet?

Posted by: in after the spam bots at January 01, 2011 01:48 AM (yRrAd)

1299 Is it New Years Day yet? Try back in 30 minutes.

Posted by: fluffy is on break at January 01, 2011 01:57 AM (SwkdU)

1300 Great show on ESPN about the call of football that only players can identify with; football, a uniquely American sport.  Good times....

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 01:58 AM (YYVL1)

1301 Get to 1400?  So I can at least get even money on my bet?

Posted by: A realist at January 01, 2011 02:21 AM (YYVL1)

1302 I wouldn't bet on things uncertain.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 02:28 AM (9anRJ)

1303 As I try to help achieve a goal.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 02:30 AM (9anRJ)

1304 1392 Great show on ESPN about the call of football that only players can identify with; football, a uniquely American sport.  Good times....

10/100.  Never heard of the show, but I'd like to get a newsletter at least?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 02:31 AM (YYVL1)

1305 Is rdbrewer around?

I'm all drunk and shit...

I could go for some good music, even if it involves stupid youtube vids.

If I weren't drunk I would no way no how click on a you tube link!

Meh.

Guess I'll just check out Cee-Lo....

PROPS to ;">Lauraw!!!!

Nifty little Motown vibe, back in the day....

Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 03:02 AM (Jb3+B)

1306 Okay,

I'm kinda curious about a 70's era keyboards riff that I associate with Stevie  Wonder.

What's the name of that song?

Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 03:06 AM (Jb3+B)

1307 Good Morning Morons

I have a ladybug crawling across my screen.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2011 03:39 AM (M9Ie6)

1308 1398 Okay,

I'm kinda curious about a 70's era keyboards riff that I associate with Stevie  Wonder.

What's the name of that song?

Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 08:06 AM (Jb3+B)

Maybe " You are the Sunshine of my Life"?

Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 03:45 AM (6DDE+)

1309 Morning morons! It's 2011, and the good news is, Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith will not stage comebacks. The Holidays have pretty much shot their load, Thank God. Except for St. Martin's Day, of course.

Posted by: Some Truckdriver at January 01, 2011 03:50 AM (tJjm/)

1310 Ah from my favorite decade; Jane Mansfield the epitome of the 50s big titty woman. Check out these famous photos which were actually a publicity stunt. (SFW barely)

http://tinyurl.com/25z3z5s

Keep in mind that this was before the day of silicon.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2011 03:51 AM (M9Ie6)

1311 1404 Ah from my favorite decade; Jane Mansfield the epitome of the 50s big titty woman. Check out these famous photos which were actually a publicity stunt. (SFW barely)

http://tinyurl.com/25z3z5s

Keep in mind that this was before the day of silicon.

VA-VA-VA-VOOM!

Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 03:55 AM (6DDE+)

1312 1402 1398 Okay,

I'm kinda curious about a 70's era keyboards riff that I associate with Stevie  Wonder.

What's the name of that song?

Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 08:06 AM (Jb3+B)

Maybe " You are the Sunshine of my Life"?

Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 08:45 AM (6DDE+)

"Superstition"?, maybe?  Both are from the early '70's...

Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 03:59 AM (6DDE+)

1313 @1405: Oh my, is that some Nippleroni showing in that last pic??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 04:48 AM (tJjm/)

1314 "1400!!  Time to make a drink and celebrate!"

It got a little slow back around 1,300....But we put our shoulder to the wheel and doubled the 666 !!

Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 05:48 AM (r8DXb)

1315
It got a little slow back around 1,300....But we put our shoulder to the wheel and doubled the 666 !!

Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 10:48 AM (r8DXb)

Hmmmmmm, so good of you!...666...I just LOVE that number!!!

Posted by: SATAN at January 01, 2011 06:04 AM (6DDE+)

1316 For what it's worth, Happy New Year everyone.  Seems the corpse of 2010 isn't even cold and already the newsfeeds have gone to shit. Might as well drop this giant turd right here. Enjoy. "Leading RNC Candidate’s Law Firm Supports Obamacare: Says It’s Constitutional"

Posted by: political correctness czar at January 01, 2011 06:11 AM (UPNlB)

1317

Is it New Year?  Damn that was good punch.

Posted by: Joe at January 01, 2011 07:00 AM (AxdeT)

1318 @1405: Oh my, is that some Nippleroni showing in that last pic??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 09:48 AM (tJjm/)

Well since this thread will not die, mainly because nobody is posting a new one how about some more of those 40D's.

http://tinyurl.com/2fnpm4k

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2011 07:45 AM (M9Ie6)

1319 Jesus, I wake up from my drunken coma and this thing is still alive.   Whew, got through another new years eve alive.

My hatchet is missing so I'm not sure what's up with that.

Posted by: Anka machines at January 01, 2011 07:53 AM (s7I0E)

1320 @1414: It's a long cherished hope that those mammaries were secretly kept on life support after her accident, and are alive and well and sunning themselves on a beach in Miami.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 08:14 AM (tJjm/)

1321 Question for moronsTM  with legal knowledge and stuff.  This article says  '"A state law effective Jan. 1, authored by Sen. Joe Simitian, D-Palo Alto, makes online impersonation, when it seeks to harm someone, illegal.  My concern is that an insane Liberal (is there any other kind?) might pursue frivolous lawsuits against teh Sock Puppets?

Posted by: political correctness czar at January 01, 2011 06:19 PM (UPNlB)

1322 All I do is gently turn my wife wholesale fashion on her side while she is sleeping. This is possible because she always wakes me up electrical supplies with her snoring. This rarely wakes her up, and it stops her snoring.

Posted by: wholesale at January 02, 2011 04:06 PM (9xr58)

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