December 31, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - New Years Edition (Mætenloch)
— Open Blog

Happy New Year!


And welcome to the last ONT of 2009 all. I'm so glad you all made it here tonight.

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I think for most of us 2009 was a pretty sucky year. And of course to cap it off the comments are down so you'll have to direct your drunken yells over to the old New Site in the top post back up again.

Here's to hoping 2010 is better. 10 Unusual Traditions for Ringing in the New Year around the World
Well I've done the grape thing in Mexico, but I've never worn special Bolivian underwear. Doesn't seem all that fun.

The real reason women drink too much at home
They can't do measurement units? Well not being able to handle math does seem like a convenient excuse.

Carne Asada Fries
French fries + carne asada + guacamole + sour cream + cheese = LOVE

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15 Must-Do Manly New Years Resolutions and The 7 New Year's Resolutions Everyone Ends Up Breaking
There's a LOT of overlap here so maybe you should aim for just keeping one resolution this year.

Tonight's post brought to you by happy times:

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Posted by: Open Blog at 05:07 PM | Comments (810)
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1 Hey, are the comments working here yet?

Posted by: AbdominalSnowman at December 31, 2009 06:32 PM (pla1I)

2 Hey, the comments are working again.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:32 PM (Gk/wA)

3 First, bitches!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 06:32 PM (9Wv2j)

4 Oh, cool.

Posted by: AbdominalSnowman at December 31, 2009 06:32 PM (pla1I)

5 shit

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 06:32 PM (9Wv2j)

6

Happy New Year to y'all in about 30 minutes!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 06:32 PM (Vu6sl)

7 Is it working again?

Posted by: Gina E at December 31, 2009 06:33 PM (GtsCn)

8 Yay comments are back!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:34 PM (gofDd)

9 Good thing that pixy fixed the comments, I was being accused of all sorts of vile acts on the backup thread

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 06:34 PM (sYxEE)

10 So, is you coming back over here, too?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 06:34 PM (9Wv2j)

11 Happy New Years !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (vKdhq)

12

I just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (F09Uo)

13 Eighth?

Posted by: AbdominalSnowman at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (pla1I)

14 woo hoo and all that

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (Cctty)

15 Bleh. Fourteenth.

Posted by: AbdominalSnowman at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (pla1I)

16
Bloooooooshhhhh !!


*Blazer coming up for air*

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (t72+4)

17 Whatever.

Posted by: AbdominalSnowman at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (pla1I)

18 Thanks, Pixy, we love you!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (9Wv2j)

19 9 Good thing that pixy fixed the comments, I was being accused of all sorts of vile acts on the backup thread

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 11:34 PM (sYxEE)


Seriously, what a bunch of a--holes.

Posted by: AD at December 31, 2009 06:35 PM (AC4Q0)

20 The format at the other site was messing me up. I like boxes around comments so I can separate them.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:36 PM (gofDd)

21 Pixy, thank you for buying new hamsters.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:36 PM (gofDd)

22 Yeah, ya'll are so mean!
*weeps in corner*

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (ubVcw)

23 You're unhappy. So, I'm happy.

Happy New Year, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Pangloss at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (YFV+t)

24 20, Yeah, me too. Please take your time getting the new site ready.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (Cctty)

25 Hallelujah!  We are saved! 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (CfmlF)

26 Thank you Pixy!

And a very very Happy New Year to my fellow Morons.  You windowlickers made this year far more tolerable than it would have been otherwise. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (6Hbvd)

27 From the backup thread discussion on Fox

If they become the All Seth McFarlane network, who cares if they never settle their dispute with TW Cable

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (sYxEE)

28 Happy New Year, All! I've ordered Jim in Seattle to kill you all!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (QECjC)

29 21 Pixy, thank you for buying new hamsters.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:36 PM (gofDd)

I understand Richard Gere gave Pixy a great deal on the hamsters.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 31, 2009 06:37 PM (Vu6sl)

30 rum, I, and others have three hours to go.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 06:38 PM (Cctty)

31

Thank Jebus that's all said and done.

Pretty cruel thing to figure out when you've had two bottles of wine.

I guess we're officially in the for the night. Eh, it's starting to freezing rain anyway.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 06:38 PM (y+/R8)

32 I like the boxes too, but one thiung I like at the other site is the comment count on the main screen. It helps when scrolling through posts to know when there's new activity.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2009 06:38 PM (Bpqqm)

33


But more importantly, PGIS said on the other site she had an epic pic to post.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:38 PM (t72+4)

34

Happy New Year morons and moronetts :salute:

Posted by: trailortrash at December 31, 2009 06:38 PM (2Z+7j)

35 I understand Richard Gere gave Pixy a great deal on the hamsters.


Noooooooo!  Never get refurbished hamsters!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:38 PM (Gk/wA)

36 Ahhhh, Spock's beard is gone!

Posted by: James T Kirk at December 31, 2009 06:39 PM (sYxEE)

37 Happy New Year, all you morons and moronettes.  Don't know if I'm gonna make it till midnite - gettin' all likker'd up in a hurry makes me sleeeeeeeepy.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 31, 2009 06:39 PM (Rwudm)

38

Hey, the voices stopped!

2010 is going to be a great year after all.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 31, 2009 06:39 PM (F09Uo)

39 Blazer maintains focus on what is truly meaningful. Learn from him, people.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 06:40 PM (Cctty)

40 26  I second that emotion!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 06:40 PM (9Wv2j)

41 Happy New Year!!

Mwah!

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 06:40 PM (275r1)

42 I like at the other site is the comment count on the main screen. I like that, too. Safari wouldn't let me put paragraphs in and that was bugging me. Worked in FF, tho.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:40 PM (gofDd)

43 I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum

Posted by: Bazooka Joe at December 31, 2009 06:41 PM (SwkdU)

44 35 I understand Richard Gere gave Pixy a great deal on the hamsters.


Noooooooo!  Never get refurbished hamsters!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:38 PM (Gk/wA)

They're not refurbished, they're "experienced"

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 31, 2009 06:41 PM (Vu6sl)

45 alexthechick @ 26 hear, hear

if it wasn't for this place i'd be completely surrounded by libtardness everywhere

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:41 PM (Gk/wA)

46 WooHoo!  We're back in bidness!

I was getting simultaneously amused and outraged at all the talk about myself over at banishment land.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 06:41 PM (92zkk)

47

M&M's, ladies and germs, here is my glass raised, hoping we all have, and make, next year better than this farking one was.

goodnight and god bless y'all

Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 06:41 PM (Bsm1s)

48 You windowlickers I'll have you know I'm a pole licker, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:42 PM (gofDd)

49
Blazer maintains focus on what is truly meaningful.

Learn from him, people.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:40 PM (Cctty)




You must focus, grasshopper.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:42 PM (t72+4)

50 Oh Uncle Henry and Auntie Em, I had the strangest dream!  A tornado dropped our house at the strangest site, but you were there, Blazer was there, Pajama Momma was there...There's no place like home!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 06:42 PM (CfmlF)

51 Happy New Year M&M's!

What was your most memorable AoS moment this last year?

I'd say the Memorial Day Dirty ONT thread

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 06:42 PM (sYxEE)

52
I was getting simultaneously amused and outraged at all the talk about myself over at banishment land.

You mean because you're really a dude?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 06:42 PM (275r1)

53 I'll have you know I'm a pole licker, thankyouverymuch. How you doin'?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 06:42 PM (SwkdU)

54 happy new year!!

Posted by: brian at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (uzGE7)

55

Anyone have any New Year's resolutions?

I don't.

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (VgBzG)

56 ::raises mug of tea (hey I don't drink):: To the Morons and Moronettes! May next year bring us prosperity and love. Most of all, may next year be the downfall of King Barry and his Democrat cronies.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (gofDd)

57

How DO you pretend to be a horse, and why?

Dude, there is a whole pron niche for Pony Girls.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (dQdrY)

58 Hooray!  My favorite site in the whole Internet works again!

Everything, once again, is awesome.

Posted by: Lance "Some Guy" McCormick at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (Gsep6)

59 ParanoidgirlinSeattle is a lollipop licker, and I must say she does a great lick!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (QECjC)

60 50 Oh Uncle Henry and Auntie Em, I had the strangest dream!  A tornado dropped our house at the strangest site, but you were there, Blazer was there, Pajama Momma was there...There's no place like home!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (CfmlF)

Did you make it home by clicking your stompy boots together three times?

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 31, 2009 06:43 PM (Vu6sl)

61 going up to the top floor to see if Boston has fireworks at midnight

Posted by: fluffy is 'working' at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (SwkdU)

62 Shitload of work ahead to try and salvage the USA coming this year. Hopefully next year on this day we'll be bringing in the Cavalry to save the day

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (sYxEE)

63

Happy New Year peeps. 

Posted by: gus at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (MaqIC)

64 Just goes to remind me to hit the tip jar here in the waning moments of 2009.  If I can ever figure out how to do the paypal thing.


Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (92zkk)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (Gk/wA)

66
I'll have you know I'm a pole licker, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (gofDd)






Woah, thats about enough of that, unless of course there is video proof.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (t72+4)

67

Anyone have any New Year's resolutions?

I quit smoking tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (dQdrY)

68 Happy New Year to all Morons!

With the signing of an under-publicized amendment to Executive Order 12425, Barack Obama has fundamentally altered your constitutional rights. His actions are undermining your rights to protect personal privacy from a foreign internationalist police agency named Interpol.
Interpol is the enforcement arm of the International Criminal Court, or ICC. The United States never signed onto the Rome Treaty, which created the ICC, because of the potential for abuse by foreign interests. Obama has signaled he may sign the treaty over these objections and subject Americans to prosecution overseas in the ICC. This is harmful for two reasons. First, the U.S. Constitution clearly states that it is the supreme law of our land, and allowing the ICC to supersede the U.S. Constitution violates America's sovereignty. Second, the War on Terror is unpopular with Europeans, and the ICC may attempt to prosecute heroic American soldiers with trumped-up war crimes. Obama is putting brave American men and women at grave risk.

An added wrinkle to this executive order is that Interpol's operations center for the United States is housed within our own Justice Department. Many of the agents are Americans who work under the aegis of Interpol. This order has potentially created the new civilian security force that Obama proposed during his campaign. This group of law-enforcement officials is no longer subject to the restraints enshrined in the U.S. Constitution.

The order guarantees that Interpol officers have immunity from prosecution for crimes they may commit in the United States. Ironically, some Interpol nations are attempting to try American intelligence agents for their work abroad in the War on Terror.

This order shows blatant disregard for the U.S. Constitution. While Obama is extending due process rights to terrorists he is weakening those same rights for American citizens. If a citizen were to be prosecuted by Interpol, their newly granted immunity would interfere with the discovery process. Since Interpol files are immune to disclosure, a citizen could be denied his right to see the information used to prosecute him or her.

Obama's executive order has done more to weaken civil liberties than the much-maligned Patriot Act. The silence in the mainstream media on this issue should scare all freedom-loving Morons. Obama just signed away parts of our precious legal protections.

Never, never, never give up.
SiM

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2009 06:44 PM (Dxfei)

69 You mean because you're really a dude?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (275r1)


*snort*

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (92zkk)

70

I don't make resolutions. They only lead to despair the they aren't achieve.

I lower the bar to a *wishlist*

On my *wishlist* for next year? Not sure yet. But I have 15 mins to figure it out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (y+/R8)

71 728: A Hu-chee mama? Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (8MuSQ) Hahahahahahaha! I like it!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (gofDd)

72 48 You windowlickers

I'll have you know I'm a pole licker, thankyouverymuch.
  Heh!  WTR, I know Cool Czech is from the Czech Republic, but is that close enough?

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (CfmlF)

73 @56: amen to THAT, rummy! I hope 2010 will do to the Democrats what they've managed to do to America.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (QECjC)

74

BALLS!

/Tourettes mode off....

Happy New Year, Mo's - now, let's get back to work - we have a country to take back...

Posted by: IP Freely at December 31, 2009 06:45 PM (67aEn)

75 Lemme be clear, I didn't mean any of those awful things I said about, well, everyone at the other site (you know who you are).  It was just words.  Just words.

But before I give my next best fucking speech in the history of the universe, I'd like to give a New Years Eve shout out to our Secretary of Homeland Clean-Up, Janet Napolitano. 

Adios Janet.

Posted by: President Toonces at December 31, 2009 06:46 PM (W+E+o)

76 Okay for you moronettes, here's a ponyboy for you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:46 PM (Gk/wA)

77 @72: wtr's never complained...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:46 PM (QECjC)

78 60 50 Oh Uncle Henry and Auntie Em, I had the strangest dream!  A tornado dropped our house at the strangest site, but you were there, Blazer was there, Pajama Momma was there...There's no place like home! Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM

I had that same dream. I was stuffing grass in my pants, dancing floppily and singing "If I Only Had a Brain"

Posted by: Joe the Biden at December 31, 2009 06:47 PM (sYxEE)

79 I know Cool Czech is from the Czech Republic, but is that close enough? Now that was funny!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:47 PM (gofDd)

80 Memorial Day thread was epic, & all b/c of swimming pools.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 06:47 PM (ubVcw)

81 Oh blessed goodness, saved from that imitation site. Thru the mirror and down the rabbit was nothin' compared to that...

Posted by: Rodent at December 31, 2009 06:47 PM (/lyxQ)

82 @76: I'm not gonna check, but is the link to a pic of Charlie Johnson?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:48 PM (QECjC)

83

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 31, 2009 11:43 PM (Vu6sl)

 

How did you know?  Are you working for Interpol? 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 06:48 PM (CfmlF)

84 My New Year's Resolutions:
1. Quit all soda, diet or otherwise
2. Lose 30 lbs. by June 30
3. Live a more disciplined life in general

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:48 PM (Gk/wA)

85 CoolCzech, no

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:49 PM (Gk/wA)

86 No New Year's resolutions. The only goals I have next year is to do this jump roping thing (which I tried yesterday and two minutes of it made me sore, oy) and get out to the east coast to see my favorite morons in CT and MA.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:49 PM (gofDd)

87

#84 nice list

I have only one - Drink Canada Dry - literally.... \grin\

Posted by: IP Freely at December 31, 2009 06:50 PM (67aEn)

88

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:46 PM (Gk/wA)

 

Thanks a lot Chemjeff!  Ugh!  I was expecting C. Thomas Howell from "The Outsiders".  Must go bleach out eyes. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 06:50 PM (CfmlF)

89 "Ow, my balls."  Because.

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 06:50 PM (VgBzG)

90 76 Okay for you moronettes, here's a ponyboy for you

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:46 PM (Gk/wA)

Little warning next time, huh, chemjeff?  Now pass the brain bleach.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 06:50 PM (9Wv2j)

91

Okay for you moronettes, here's a ponyboy for you

I wish I was blind.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2009 06:50 PM (9szrE)

92 be back in a bit Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: bad ass mutha fluffa at December 31, 2009 06:51 PM (SwkdU)

93 teehee

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:51 PM (Gk/wA)

94 My New Year's Resolution:

Swear more. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 31, 2009 06:52 PM (6Hbvd)

95 Hey, if any of you are friends with me on FB, I need two of you to join my Band of Heroes squad. If I don't get 2 more to complete a level, the nazis will win and we'll end up driving German and Japanese cars

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 06:54 PM (sYxEE)

96 Ball dip drop in 5 minutes.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 06:55 PM (W+E+o)

97 the nazis will win and we'll end up driving German and Japanese cars That would be a fate worse than death!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:55 PM (gofDd)

98 @93: so it WAS Charles Johnson!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:55 PM (QECjC)

99 I see an ad banner for IE 8 free download.

Is it the code equivalent of 10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag like the others?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 06:56 PM (sYxEE)

100 Happy New Year Morons & Moronettes!!!

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at December 31, 2009 06:56 PM (vxmW1)

101 It's me! http://tinyurl.com/ytz7kr (Or is it?)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:57 PM (gofDd)

102 Coming up on five minutes to 2010 for the East Coast morons...

A happy and blessed new year to you all!  May this new year bring you all you have worked for, and may you not get any of the reprercussions!

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 06:57 PM (92zkk)

103 4 minutes to go... Why the HELL are they playing Lennon's Imagine in Times Square?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:57 PM (QECjC)

104 I see an ad banner for IE 8 free download. It amazes me that IE is on 8 and Safari is only on 4. It seems like IE comes out with a new upgrade every year whereas Safari doesn't until major changes are needed.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 06:58 PM (gofDd)

105 Happy New Year, and a great rediscovery of the "Age of Majority" ... no .. not 21, but 64/264 for Conservatives.

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 06:58 PM (rRlh2)

106



Getting ready to fox fifteen at the stroke of midnight.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 06:58 PM (t72+4)

107 Time to get the champagne ready... In all seriousness, you guys are great! Happy New Year!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 06:58 PM (QECjC)

108 Lace Wigs for 2010!  Woot!

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 06:58 PM (92zkk)

109 Did anyone say Happy New Years yet?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 06:59 PM (W+E+o)

110 morons might enjoy 2010 at www.holytaco.com right now

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 06:59 PM (Cctty)

111 Happy 9:00!

(pacific time)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 06:59 PM (Gk/wA)

112

HNY everybody. Still don't get the "brackets" thing, but then I'm not too smart about this stuff.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:00 PM (AMYl0)

113 Happy New Year, lace wigs and laptop-battery!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:00 PM (sYxEE)

114 Happy New Year, East Coast

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 07:00 PM (rRlh2)

115 Happy New Year, east coast morons!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:00 PM (gofDd)

116 The question is - should old acquaintences be forgotten and never brought to mind?

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 07:00 PM (92zkk)

117 Happy New Year all EST-ers!

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 07:01 PM (DyEUW)

118

Why the HELL are they playing Lennon's Imagine in Times Square?

I cannot abide that song.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2009 07:01 PM (9szrE)

119 Happy East Coast New Year!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 31, 2009 07:01 PM (F09Uo)

120

Happy New Years to all you East Coast morons!  (Even you, Blazer!)  XXOO!!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:02 PM (CfmlF)

121 I'm amazed at the sheer number of people willing to cram into Times Square for NYE in 20 degree weather.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:02 PM (gofDd)

122 2010 can really be the year for the GOP to take it back.

That's IF they want it badly enough. I really wonder

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:02 PM (sYxEE)

123 (practices writing on legal pad) 2010, 2010, 2010, 2010.....

Posted by: Intrepid at December 31, 2009 07:03 PM (92zkk)

124 Happy 2010!!!!!! The Year We Make Contact!!!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:03 PM (QECjC)

125 Happy One Hour Left of 2009, fellow Midwesterners!

(So tempted to go to bed now.  I think, in addition to my cold, I have a bad case of Being Old.  At least there aren't any kids on my lawn.  That's a pleasant change.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:03 PM (Gsep6)

126
Woo-hoo! Happy New Year m&m's, just shot a off a bunch of shit off the back deck, Mrs. Blazer is pissed.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:03 PM (t72+4)

127

OK, comments here are back, is Blazer here? Should I post my pic now?

My evening plans abruptly changed. Now I'm home alone.

FML.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)

128 121 I'm amazed at the sheer number of people willing to cram into Times Square for NYE in 20 degree weather. Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 12:02 AM

Beats them doing it in 90 degree weather

When you're sloshed and surrounded by a few million fellow members of homo sapiens, it's warm enough as long as you're dry

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:04 PM (sYxEE)

129 The Swedish twins and I salute you!  (hic!)  Now back to bed!

Posted by: GarandFan at December 31, 2009 07:04 PM (ZQBnQ)

130 Join the club, PGiS.   Drinking helps a little, or so I'm told.  Hasn't worked for me yet, but I haven't run out yet, so I keep at it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:05 PM (Gsep6)

131 Those of us in SoCal await another 3 hours until the weather forecast calls for 50 percent chance of bullet rain

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:06 PM (sYxEE)

132

Raise your hand if your not drinking!  (Raises hand.)

Not bad for this holiday.

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (VgBzG)

133 Maybe I should resolve to get better friends this year.  I mean, I doubt that'll *help*, but I feel like I should do something.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (Gsep6)

134 Happy New Year, PGiS!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (QECjC)

135
OK, comments here are back, is Blazer here? Should I post my pic now?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:04 AM (RZ8pf)



Post away.  Red Leader, standing by.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (t72+4)

136 Raise your hand if you're Sure!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:07 PM (Gsep6)

137 I hear ya, PGiS.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:08 PM (Cctty)

138 That's IF they want it badly enough. I really wonder Nah, they're too busy colluding with the Dems. It should be RINO hunting season as soon as we get all the traitors out.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:08 PM (gofDd)

139

On the plus side, I opened the package from my sister which contained my wayward cocktail shaker (left in Denver, but now resting comfortably here) and I found a lovely ring with a pink stone and two "diamonds" on either side of it that she sent me just because I said I was looking for more pink jewelry.

 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:09 PM (RZ8pf)

140 AP headline:  Report to Obama shows intelligence lapses persist.  I bet it never occurs to him who they're talking about.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:09 PM (9Wv2j)

141 Beats them doing it in 90 degree weather When you're sloshed and surrounded by a few million fellow members of homo sapiens, it's warm enough as long as you're dry It's not so much the weather I object to as being crammed together with so many people. Ugh.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:09 PM (gofDd)

142 Woo Hoo. One year closer to the end of the world in fire.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:09 PM (dQdrY)

143 Im looking for a late night round of Golf. Can anyone recommend a B+ Course?

Posted by: The Dickhead of the Year at December 31, 2009 07:10 PM (rRlh2)

144 Happy New Year, East Coasters. Hope 2010 is a good one for ya. By good, I mean hottest hooker and meatiest hobo.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:10 PM (/XmR+)

145 Adios and Vaya Con Dios!

Posted by: Zac Brown Band at December 31, 2009 07:10 PM (8Nak1)

146 Time for a ten mile walk tomorrow.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:11 PM (Cctty)

147 Also, there's that Tea Party Party idea, but it needs to start with local assemblies and mayors and things and grow before we risk it on something important.  And to give the GOP a chance to get its act together or enough new (smart) blood to make it more bettery.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:11 PM (Gsep6)

148

138,

Illinois has to be the worst RINO state in the union. Every Repub north of Champaign is in the pocket of the Mayor of Chicago.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:11 PM (AMYl0)

149

Here ya go, morons, Happy New Year from me to you:

http://tinypic.com/r/33lfdqd/6

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

150  wife and kids had strep throat, so no real party to ring in the new year. But I had Jack Daniels and a few tall boys. Happy new year, and Roll F-n Tide

Posted by: mr bitterness at December 31, 2009 07:11 PM (NNMAC)

151 Well, time for me and the girls to shuffle off to the Sex Room... Night Y'all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2009 07:12 PM (QECjC)

152 Nice pic, PGIS.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:13 PM (/XmR+)

153 my wayward cocktail shaker ????? What fiendish new code is this ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 07:13 PM (vKdhq)

154

PGIS, I havnt the words.

Thank you.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:13 PM (t72+4)

155 Every Repub north of Champaign is in the pocket of the Mayor of Chicago. Heh, well even the Precedent is in Daley's pocket.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:13 PM (gofDd)

156 Lacey, I'm flying solo tonight too, well, me and a bottle of tequila.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:14 PM (Vu6sl)

157 149, America is the greatest country in the World.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:14 PM (Cctty)

158 Good night, CC! Wow, PGiS! Niiiice! I love the necklace, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:14 PM (gofDd)

159 MUST SEE!  An inspirational, heartwarming New Year's message from one of America's most beloved heros!  Here's the link:  http://tinyurl.com/ygc9e24

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:14 PM (CfmlF)

160 131 Those of us in SoCal await another 3 hours until the weather forecast calls for 50 percent chance of bullet rain

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2010 12:06 AM (sYxEE)

aye aye aye...!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 31, 2009 07:14 PM (F09Uo)

161

Nice rack, PGiS.

 

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:15 PM (dQdrY)

162 149 .. you should see the pic on kids t-shirts ....

Posted by: The Peddi-Bear at December 31, 2009 07:15 PM (rRlh2)

163 The font looks weird on this site now.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (dQdrY)

164

Happy New Year!

Some stuff I posted a few minutes ago on the "other" AOS site:

TSA Withdraws Subpoenas Against Bloggers

In the wake of public outcry against the Transportation Security Administration for serving civil subpoenas on two bloggers, the government agency has canceled the legal action and apologized for the strong-arm tactics agents used.
____

You're doing a heckuva job there, Eric Holder.

==========

Some good news to end/start the year:

Judge throws out Blackwater guards' charges in Iraqi deaths


A federal judge in Washington on Thursday dismissed criminal charges against five Blackwater security guards accused of killing 17 unarmed Iraqi civilians in an incident that strained U.S.-Iraq relations and sparked an outcry over the military's use of private contractors.

The judge did not rule on the substance of the charges against the security guards, but instead decided that prosecutors had wrongly relied on what the guards told State Department investigators shortly after the incident. As government contractors, the Blackwater employees were required to speak to an investigator after a shooting.

U.S. District Judge Ricardo Urbina said that the use of these statements -- which were given with a promise of immunity -- violated the defendants' rights against compelled self-incrimination.

"In their zeal to bring charges against the defendants . . . the government used compelled statements to guide its charging decisions . . . and ultimately, to obtain the indictment in this case," the judge wrote in a 90-page opinion.

The efforts of prosecutors and investigators to show that their case did not hinge on compelled testimony "were all too often contradictory, unbelievable and lacking in credibility," Urbina wrote.

Because the indictment was thrown out on legal grounds, the government could bring an appeal. It could also re-charge the guards, although a new prosecution could be difficult given the judge's finding that the case was so thoroughly tainted.

[ . . . ]

Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.), who has in the past sponsored legislation that would prohibit the hire of private military contractors, said she was dismayed by the news.
---------
Respectfully, Jan, stick it up your ass.

/////////

Time for bed. At least there's a little bit of good news out there.

Posted by: Tinian at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (7+pP9)

165 Glad you like it, I couldn't decide between two which to post.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)

166 I think I speak for many fellow morons when I say, thank you, PGiS.  That perked me right up.  I salute you, miss.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:16 PM (Gsep6)

167 Bless you PGiS!!!

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at December 31, 2009 07:17 PM (vxmW1)

168 Bless you, PGiS. That is a stunning picture!

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:17 PM (Vu6sl)

169 Here ya go, morons, Happy New Year from me to you:
http://tinypic.com/r/33lfdqd/6
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:11 AM (RZ8pf)

I like how tinypic offers you the chance to buy a PGiS cleavage mug.
Now where is my penny collection?

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 07:17 PM (DyEUW)

170

wtr,

Yeah, this state sucks politically. As much as I want to get on the case of people who put assholes like Franked in office, I can't really say much. After all, I'm stuck with Rollie the Boo and Ima Dick Durbin, through no help from me.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:17 PM (AMYl0)

171 Great pic, PGIS!  I see the girls are locked and loaded!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:17 PM (CfmlF)

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:18 PM (/XmR+)

173 165 Glad you like it, I couldn't decide between two which to post.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:16 AM (RZ8pf)

I would say that none of us would be opposed to you posting the other one...

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:18 PM (Vu6sl)

174 Glad you like it, I couldn't decide between two which to post.

You have another pair of boobs?

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 07:19 PM (275r1)

175 Hi Ginger! HNY!

Blazer..I just shot off 6 rockets in the front yard! The kids love it. Missus..not so much. Woohoo!

Dogs are barking because they're happy too! I wish everybody a great year

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2009 07:19 PM (Dxfei)

176
I think I speak for many fellow morons when I say, thank you, PGiS.  That perked me right up.  I salute you, miss.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 01, 2010 12:16 AM (Gsep6)





I salute you too, PGIS. In fact, you could hang a flag on what I'm saluting you with right now, but I'd settle for your underwear.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:19 PM (t72+4)

177

You know I kind of like the slight bondage element of Ginger’s pic, her buckled safely in.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

178 I couldn't decide between two which to post. Glad to help you decide

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2009 07:20 PM (SwkdU)

179 All the DemSM conventional wisdom poobah's are writing about what a sucky decade the 00's were

If we don't put the brakes on King Barry's dismantling of America as we know it, they'll be "the good old days"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:20 PM (sYxEE)

180 Damn, ginger. Just damn.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:20 PM (Cctty)

181

Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 12:18 AM (/XmR+)

Woo hoo! Nice.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:21 PM (dQdrY)

182 PGIS, I want to get a pic of your boobs on a trucker hat. Please tell me you know what I mean by that.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:21 PM (/XmR+)

183 172

Happy New Year.

http://tinypic.com/r/2ezn1og/6

Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 12:18 AM (/XmR+)

Awesome Ginger, and a Very Happy New Year to you!

The moronette's have given me hope for 2010. At least the year is starting out right.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:21 PM (Vu6sl)

184

Oh and moronettes, that’s my purple party dress. It has the most awesome skirt, I was twirling in the parking garage of the restaurant tonight, the skirt is one of those that flies out and twirls around. I may never take the dress off, actually, I love it that much.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

185

I will have better dreams tonight, thanks to PGIS.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (AMYl0)

186 Yeah, definitely gonna stick around for a while.

Definitely.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (Gsep6)

187 Is this going to be the 4th of July thread all over again?

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (/XmR+)

188 Land, I have Feinstein and Boxer. I firmly believe they are the two most worthless senators in the history of the senate. Especially Boxer.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (gofDd)

189
Wow Ginger, nice safety belt.

*drools incessantly*

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:22 PM (t72+4)

190

Yes, Ginger, I know what you mean by that. Too bad they don’t offer a personalized mud flap option…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (RZ8pf)

191 And Bless you too Ginger!!!

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (vxmW1)

192

PGiS:

Cleavage is a great present for New Years :< )

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (rRlh2)

193

You know I kind of like the slight bondage element of Ginger’s pic, her buckled safely in.strapped securely down.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:19 AM (RZ8pf)

FIFY

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (dQdrY)

194 Should we email PGiS's and ginger's pics to Rush?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (Cctty)

195 Haha, Bill D. Cat is over on the Pixy thread wondering where the PGiS boob pic went. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (9Wv2j)

196 There's not going to be a "Tea Party" Party.  What will happen is that the Tea Partiers will take over the Republican Party at the local level.  It's not difficult.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:23 PM (Gk/wA)

197 Yeah, this state sucks politically. As much as I want to get on the case of people who put assholes like Franked in office, I can't really say much. After all, I'm stuck with Rollie the Boo and Ima Dick Durbin, through no help from me.

How do you think we feel putting Ma'am Babbles Boxer and Fiendstein in there every frigging election?

That's not to mention the functional retards we keep sending back to the House like Nanny Nancy, Pigman Waxman, Slappy Maxine, Red Dellums, Foreskin "Pete" Stark, the Dirty Sanchez Sisters...

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:24 PM (sYxEE)

198 PGiS, I love dresses like that! They're so hard to find, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:24 PM (gofDd)

199 The Carne Asada Fries .. are missing Bacon.

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 07:24 PM (rRlh2)

200

WTR,

The worthless senator awards would have to go to Byrd, unless you count pooping your diaper an achievement.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:24 PM (/XmR+)

201 195 Haha, Bill D. Cat is over on the Pixy thread wondering where the PGiS boob pic went. 
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2010 12:23 AM

You have to pull him out of there before the portal closes and he can't get back to our dimension

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:25 PM (sYxEE)

202 Am not .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 31, 2009 07:25 PM (vKdhq)

203

OK, here's the other one, which is better?

http://tinypic.com/r/296etfk/6

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:25 PM (RZ8pf)

204 I dunno, Reid's a steaming pile in the shape of a doddering old man on a suicide mission.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (Gsep6)

205
PGIS, I want to get a pic of your boobs on a trucker hat. Please tell me you know what I mean by that.

Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 12:21 AM (/XmR+)





Cafe Press does that. I always wanted a Nostromo hat with scrambled eggs just like Tom Skerritt wore in ALIEN, but now I'm thinking it just has to be a PGIS boob hat.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (t72+4)

206 California and Illinois, at least you know who you are getting in office. Here in Missouri, we have schizophrenic voters. We never have any idea how the votes are going to go until the very last minute.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (/XmR+)

207 194 Should we email PGiS's and ginger's pics to Rush?   No!  We want him to get better not have a cardiac arrest!  I'm already thinking Blazer needs to be defibrillated now!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (CfmlF)

208 the Dirty Sanchez Sisters... Whenever I think of the Sanchez Sisters, I think of the Duras sisters in TNG.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:26 PM (gofDd)

209 The worthless senator awards would have to go to Byrd, unless you count pooping your diaper an achievement.

True enough.  The good news is that his seat is up for election in 2012, and WV has become decidedly more conservative in the meaintime.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:27 PM (Gk/wA)

210 The worthless senator awards would have to go to Byrd No one deserves the nomination more than me. I was in Viet Nam, you know.

Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at December 31, 2009 07:27 PM (SwkdU)

211 Ginger, what part of Missouri are you at?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (Gk/wA)

212 Ginger, I'd rather have Byrd since he's too old to be effective than Boxer who's too dumb to find her asshole from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (gofDd)

213 PGiS, I like the second one better.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (Cctty)

214 Here in Missouri, we have schizophrenic voters. We never have any idea how the votes are going to go until the very last minute.

You mean the real ones or the ones that the KC and StL branches of ACORN crank out for the Carnahans?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (sYxEE)

215 That is, if Byrd makes it to 2012.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (Gk/wA)

216
Should we email PGiS's and ginger's pics to Rush?

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 12:23 AM (Cctty)





Not in the weakened state he is in. Let him get some rest first.

Posted by: Blazer at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (t72+4)

217

Rum, it was at Nordstrom in October, I grabbed it on the off chance I’d have somewhere to wear it. I was hoping to be in a relationship by now. Wow, was I wrong about that one. I didn’t want the dress to go to waste so I wore it tonight. I wore it with tights and my Vera Wang biker boots. I confess I’ve been watching way too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer lately.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (RZ8pf)

218 PGIS, I think the second pic is actually better, you can see more detailing of the dress.  That necklace is very pretty!  I hope you had a wonderful dinner out--you look great!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (CfmlF)

219 Ahh Ginger, quite the snazzy pic, it is steering me to imagine many things in the drivers seat.

Posted by: Cromagnum at December 31, 2009 07:28 PM (rRlh2)

220

rum and kd,

Can Boxer be beat? Fiorina or DeVore?

whaddaya think?

Burris can be whooped here in ILL, but I'm not that crazy about his likely Repub opponent, Mark Kirk. I think he's a RINO.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:29 PM (AMYl0)

221 So, I had my bikini pic as my FB profile pic. I took it down because I friend requested a high school friend of mine who is now a priest. I thought it would be weird to have that picture up with my request.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:29 PM (/XmR+)

222 I'm going to be charitable and say that Byrd might decide to want to spend more time with his family this year.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:29 PM (Gsep6)

223 It's Nelson, Reid, and Kerry! Nelson by a nose!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:30 PM (Cctty)

224 203

OK, here's the other one, which is better?

http://tinypic.com/r/296etfk/6

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:25 AM (RZ8pf)

Ok PGiS, I've stopped staring at your heavenly cleavage long enough to notice how beautiful and sexy that dress it. It truly is. You are a consensus All-American in my book!

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:30 PM (Vu6sl)

225 OK, here's the other one, which is better? I'll have to study them for a while

Posted by: fluffy heads to the bunk at December 31, 2009 07:30 PM (SwkdU)

226 Chemjeff, I'm in KCMO.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:30 PM (/XmR+)

227

Runningrn, we went to the new Purple in Bellevue. It was delicious. But, I’m afraid I overindulged in too many rich appetizers and now my stomach is reminding me I’m not 21 anymore. The gorgonzola stuffed dates are worth it though. And, I could name 2 of the 3 musketeers and the author of the book so I got a free drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:31 PM (RZ8pf)

228 And, I could name 2 of the 3 musketeers and the author of the book so I got a free drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, that's Seattle for you.  In LA, the dress alone would have had you drinking for free all night.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:32 PM (9Wv2j)

229 >>OK, here's the other one, which is better?

{{looks around}}

BUNK! BUNK!

Posted by: sickinmass at December 31, 2009 07:32 PM (Dxfei)

230 I thought it would be weird to have that picture up with my request.

He's gonna love it when he sees that G-string butt photo.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 07:32 PM (275r1)

231

OK, here's the other one, which is better?

Are ties allowed?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:32 PM (AMYl0)

232

Boobalicious! Nice pics gals.

With that said, they're reminding me of this game that people were playing on facebook for about a week: crack or rack. (there was no clothing and some of the pics were really hard to tell!).  It was kind of funny to read the comments--some people were really pissed they were posting that (this was before they changed the format and you would see everything on one page).

Oh and happy new years! The gunshots fireworks are still going off. Sigh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 07:33 PM (Oor8n)

233 Whoever thought of peanut butter m&ms is a damn genius. Just saying.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:33 PM (/XmR+)

234 Actually we should hope that Byrd makes it to 2012 - if he dies in the meantime, WV's Dem governor appoints a replacement.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:33 PM (Gk/wA)

235 PGiS, I really love the necklace. It's so pretty and shiny. Good score on the dress. I'll have to look more carefully next time I go to Nordy's. I got lots of gift cards to spend there. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was awesome until they introduced Dawn. I think that was season...4? After that it sucked balls. Hard.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:33 PM (gofDd)

236 Nicknames for the odious members of the Senate

Bob "Ralph Wiggum" Casey
Charles "Schmuckie" Schumer
Barbara "Babbles" Boxer
Al "Fozzie Bear" Franken
Robert "Sheets" Byrd
John "Lurch" Kerry
Arlen "Sphincter" Spector
Lindsay "Grahamnesty" Graham
Kay "Barely Republican" Bailey Hutchinson
Tom "Shuttle Pilot" Harkin
Pat "Leaky" Leahy


Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:34 PM (sYxEE)

237 Land of Leakin @ 220, Kirk is a RINO.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:34 PM (Gk/wA)

238 The LAPD instructed all of the officers on duty tonight to pull under cover of an overpass or anything they could find when midnight approaches, unless they are on a call.  That's how many festive bullets get fired into the sky here.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:35 PM (9Wv2j)

239 Heh!  You know how people are always bitching at Ace that he should be selling AoSHQ t-shirts and mugs?  How about AoSHQ drool bibs that the moron men could wear on the ONT?  Ginger and PGIS could help market that. (You girls are seriously rocking teh cleavage!)   I think it would be a big success! 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:35 PM (CfmlF)

240 Can Boxer be beat? Fiorina or DeVore? Because I'm a cynic, I'd say no. The only people who vote are union Dems in CA. Those of us who vote with common sense are two small a minority. I'll be voting for DeVore as of right now. Until Fiorina can impress me, Devore has my vote.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:36 PM (gofDd)

241

Oh and Rip van Winkle, if you are lurking tonight, Happy New Year, I hope 2010 is a wonderful year for you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:36 PM (RZ8pf)

242

236,

You can add "Ima" Dick Durbin.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:36 PM (AMYl0)

243 Ginger that's awesome!  My parents are in St. Louis and I used to drive through KC all the time to see them.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 07:36 PM (Gk/wA)

244 Peaches, I had no idea how bad the bullet thing was until I heard cops had to hide under the underpasses. Times like these I'm glad I live in a snooty neighborhood.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:37 PM (gofDd)

245

Rum, the necklace is from Nordstrom as well (yes, I shop there way too much). It was in the store two years ago and I have it in the clear crystal a blue crystal and a black crystal. I like them because they take up some of the neckline but they still let skin show through.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)

246 I'm voting for Devore as well........but only because he "friended" me on facebook.

I just know he loves me.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 07:37 PM (275r1)

247 It's hard to live up to the Kennedy standard.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:38 PM (Cctty)

248 245

Rum, the necklace is from Nordstrom as well (yes, I shop there way too much). It was in the store two years ago and I have it in the clear crystal a blue crystal and a black crystal. I like them because they take up some of the neckline but they still let skin show through.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:37 AM (RZ8pf)

Affirmative on the skin showing through...

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:38 PM (Vu6sl)

249

You know you shop at Nordstrom too much when the salespeople call you all the time and you get Christmas cards from them. Sigh.

 

In 2010 I am going to spend less money at Nordstrom. I mean it this time.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

250 Good evening and happy new year, Morons and Moronettes.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 31, 2009 07:39 PM (5sBlF)

251 Heh!  You know how people are always bitching at Ace that he should be selling AoSHQ t-shirts and mugs?  How about AoSHQ drool bibs that the moron men could wear on the ONT?  Ginger and PGIS could help market that. (You girls are seriously rocking teh cleavage!)   I think it would be a big success!

We need to do some fact finding.

Posted by: Pics? at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (nZDqp)

252 That's how many festive bullets get fired into the sky here.

That's how it is here too in San Diego County.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (275r1)

253

chemjeff,

That's how I see it. A few months ago, I heard some talk about a guy named Eric Wallace--went to his page. I liked what I saw, although it was kind of brief. I've heard nothing since. I want to oppose Kirk in the primary, but with who?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (AMYl0)

254 No cleavage pics from me tonight. I'm not wearing a low cut top. How about this instead? http://tinypic.com/r/169jc6d/6

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (gofDd)

255 Anyone have any New Year's resolutions?

I have resolved to drink beer.

Not putting any metrics on it, either, so I've already accomplished it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (OkT2m)

256 I am not a big necklace person. I am more of a dangly earring type of girl. Wearing the two together clashes to much. Also, I hate putting the damn things on and taking them off.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (/XmR+)

257 I'll be voting for DeVore, too.  Not that it'll make a rat's ass worth of difference.  I don't think Boxer is going anywhere.

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (9Wv2j)

258 Happy New Year!!!!!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (8zsWd)

259

OK, I’m going to go open the champagne early. Hell it’s midnight somewhere. Be back in a flash.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)

260 What's the betting line on how many cars will be turned-over and burned in Chicago tonight?

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:40 PM (Vu6sl)

261 Has anyone been watching the FNC New Year's Eve show with Megyn Kelly and Bill Hemmer?

I would if I had cable, sure beats the shit out of Ryan Seacrest

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:41 PM (sYxEE)

262 Okay, I still have 22 minutes to go, but nose isn't drying up and my head's starting to ache, so time for go to bed.

Good night, all, and happy 2010-- may it be totally freaking sweet.

See you in the future.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2009 07:41 PM (Gsep6)

263

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 12:31 AM (RZ8pf)

 

Ooh, I love Purple in Kirkland!  (I haven't been to the Swellvue one yet).  I'm glad you had a great time--and a free drink to boot!  Hmm, the 3 Musketeers:  Aramis, Portis (that's all I remember, oh and Dartagnen was the 4th).  (I only remember Aramis, because one of the old anesthesiologists I use to work with way back in the day wore that--stinky stuff!)  Gorgonzola stuffed dates sound yummy!

 

 

 

 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:41 PM (CfmlF)

264 Good night, Lance, and get feeling better!

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (Vu6sl)

265 WTR, nice eyes and eyelashes!

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (/XmR+)

266

Rummy,

Can the water in the Central Valley be used as an issue with any success? I know it's hurting people in that area tremendously.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (AMYl0)

267 Happy New Year everyone. We are staying in and working on wedding plans over pizza, beer and Galaxy Quest. Wish you all a great 2010!

Posted by: Shannon at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (ki1OQ)

268 'Night, Lance.  Hope you feel better in the morning.  Happy New Year!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:42 PM (9Wv2j)

269 Last time I heard fireworks in my neighborhood was Nov. 4, 2008...

Posted by: True Story at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (nZDqp)

270 rum, nice pupils.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (Cctty)

271 Ginger, this year is when I discovered dangly earrings. I love dangly earrings. I used to only wear studs and only because I could leave them in and not have to change them out. The only necklace I wear is a silver Tiffany heart pendant my aunt got me when I graduated from high school. The only time I ever took it off was to get it cleaned.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (gofDd)

272

 Has anyone been watching the FNC New Year's Eve show with Megyn Kelly and Bill Hemmer?

Yeah, I watched it. Bill said he wanted to make sweet monkey love to me.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:43 PM (/XmR+)

273 >>Has anyone been watching the FNC New Year's Eve show with Megyn Kelly and Bill Hemmer?<<

Yeah, Hemmer kissed Megyn Kelly.

Bastard.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (W+E+o)

274 Megyn Kelly Looked hawt! 

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (8zsWd)

275 "Walk of Life" is playing now.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (Cctty)

276

Hey someone post a pic of a mouth. And someone else a nose.

By the end of the night we'll have a Mrs. Potato Head. It will be like an AoSHQ Picasso!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (Oor8n)

277 Happy New Year M&M's. Happy birthday 2010. Just got home and turned on the TV and what do I see but PAB. Gorgeous, I wish my wife was here.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 31, 2009 07:44 PM (EhlQq)

278 Pretty sure Hemmer is gay.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 07:46 PM (Oor8n)

279 Can the water in the Central Valley be used as an issue with any success? I know it's hurting people in that area tremendously. I'm hoping it is, but no one outside the Central Valley seems to be aware of it. It's not a huge issue here in LA, even though it should be since we stole our water from the Central Valley. I don't think the farmers unions are powerful enough. They have nowhere near the pull that the teachers and prison guards have. The legislature is so insulated nothing touches them. It's frustrating. And it's hurting Mexicans. Since it has nothing to do with illegal immigration (at the moment), the legislature doesn't give a rat's ass.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:46 PM (gofDd)

280

Anyone have any New Year's resolutions?

The only resolution I made was to quit smoking, and I made that before New Year's. So far, I'm at one month and counting.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:46 PM (AMYl0)

281

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 12:40 AM (gofDd)

 

WTR, what lovely eyes you have! You're so lucky, you have such long eye lashes!  I went to the ophtahmologist yesterday to get my eyes checked.  He dilated my pupils, and I looked like one of those creepy-ass pictures of the maudlin big-eyed children sniffing flowers the whole rest of the day.  I was freaking myself out!

 

 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:46 PM (CfmlF)

Posted by: non sequitur at December 31, 2009 07:47 PM (nZDqp)

283 278, I'm sure plenty of Moronettes are ready to test that.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:47 PM (Cctty)

284 In lieu of making a resolution, I am making a special wish for my friend to get pregnant. She's been having a hard time.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 07:47 PM (/XmR+)

285 Thanks, everyone, for the compliments. My eyelashes were slightly enhanced since I cropped that pic from the wedding photos. Runningrn, I hate getting my eyes dilated! Whenever I put in my contacts after I freak myself out because it's like an alien staring at me in the mirror, lol.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:48 PM (gofDd)

286

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2010 12:46 AM (AMYl0)

 

Congratulations!  Quitting smoking is the hardest thing to do as nicotine is so addictive.  I applaud you, and hope you can continue on to success.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:49 PM (CfmlF)

287 283--I have to vote no on him. Never quite understood the appeal. Then again, I'm not into guys that put together. If I'm going with any guy on Fox it would probaly be Phil Keating. He's sexy scruffy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 07:50 PM (Oor8n)

288 I am making a special wish for my friend to get pregnant. She's been having a hard time. Is this a request for assistance?

Posted by: fluffy, willing & able at December 31, 2009 07:51 PM (SwkdU)

289 'Night all!  Happy New Year!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 31, 2009 07:51 PM (OkT2m)

290 Good night, Heather!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:51 PM (gofDd)

291 'Night, Heather!  Happy New Year!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 07:51 PM (9Wv2j)

292 No pics to send, but how about a play by play:

Right now I'm lounging very comfortably in a maroon and black babydoll set with a black satin robe, sipping burgundy in front of a roaring fire.  It's getting a little warm, so I think I might slip out of the robe....

Ah, that's good.  Now to top off the wine and sit back while reading the comments here at AoS.  So very good....

Posted by: Intrepid (who is a woman) at December 31, 2009 07:52 PM (92zkk)

293

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 12:43 AM (gofDd)

 

That reminds me, I need to go get my Tiffany heart neclace fixed.  (I sucked it up in the vacuum and the chain broke).  So yeah, WTR, you're smart not to take it off.  I am so lazy about earrings too.  I have diamond studs I just leave in all the time (unless we're going out somewhere nice, then I'll put in something dangly). 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:53 PM (CfmlF)

294

rum, you've got very sexy eyes, almost hypnotic!

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 07:53 PM (Vu6sl)

295 New Years Resolutions?

Well, giving up the glue sniffing is at the top of my list. But the Dust Off, well,  not right now.  It's like walking on sunshine.



Posted by: SlaveDog at December 31, 2009 07:54 PM (W+E+o)

296 Nite, Heather!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:54 PM (Cctty)

297 Good night Heather Radish!  Your witty and insightful posts have made me laugh a lot more than I would have this past year.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 07:55 PM (CfmlF)

298 Posted by: Intrepid (who is a woman) at January 01, 2010 12:52 AM (92zkk) Are you trying to kill us?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 07:55 PM (Cctty)

299 Heehee, conscious. It's part of my 666 powers.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 07:55 PM (gofDd)

300 Can the water in the Central Valley be used as an issue with any success? I know it's hurting people in that area tremendously.

The Central Valley is pretty reliably conservative, so Sacramento and Washington could give a rat's ass if the area depopulates or dies.

A large share of the produce that the liberal health nuts eat comes from that valley, but I'm hearing that the food processors are importing from China now.

Those same leftist dipshits who are shutting down the Central Valley have veggie stores telling you the produce is local and instructs you to always buy local. Where the fuck do these hippie dickwads think "local" is, West Covina?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 07:55 PM (sYxEE)

301

Hilarious intrepid as I just learned on the other thread you were a woman. Still getting adjusted.

But I guess this should be my coming out party: lacyunderalls is code for Bill Shultz. I'm really a gay man.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 07:55 PM (Oor8n)

302

runningrn,

Thanks for the encouragement. But I must confess, I was inspired by a sudden and painful lack of breath in a very sudden fashion. Not only was I having a hard time breathing, but it was accompanied by a raw, burning pain in my upper respiratory area. That was it.

When I get a craving, I pop a Stonewall hard tobacco in my mouth and carry on. The breathing thing scared me a little.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 07:56 PM (AMYl0)

303

Thank God the police scanner in Seattle is relatively quiet tonight. Of course it is still early.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)

304 Right now I'm lounging very comfortably in a maroon and black babydoll set with a black satin robe, sipping burgundy in front of a roaring fire.  It's getting a little warm, so I think I might slip out of the robe....

Newsletter! Newsletter!

Posted by: Lecherous Moron at December 31, 2009 07:56 PM (nZDqp)

305

As for those pictures of moronette cleavage & stuff:

Kudos! Pretty hawt for 45 year-old junk!

Posted by: Tinian at December 31, 2009 07:57 PM (7+pP9)

306

Laceyunderalls there’s been too much water under the ONT bridge for us to believe that tall tale!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:58 PM (RZ8pf)

307

Tinian, whose 45 year old junk?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 07:59 PM (RZ8pf)

308 "But I guess this should be my coming out party: lacyunderalls is code for Bill Shultz. I'm really a gay man."

Heh!

Posted by: Intrepid (who is a woman) at December 31, 2009 07:59 PM (92zkk)

309 But I guess this should be my coming out party: lacyunderalls is code for Bill Shultz. I'm really a gay man. The revelation caused a dip in my morale

Posted by: fluffy and droopy at December 31, 2009 07:59 PM (SwkdU)

310 Very nice, Rum.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 31, 2009 07:59 PM (5sBlF)

311

Nearly midnight here in the Midwest, time to break into the shrimp ring and holler Happy New Year, America!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:00 PM (AMYl0)

312

Hilarious intrepid as I just learned on the other thread you were a woman. Still getting adjusted.

But I guess this should be my coming out party: lacyunderalls is code for Bill Shultz. I'm really a gay man.


We still have PrettyPinkFluffyPanties though... right?

Posted by: Damn at December 31, 2009 08:00 PM (nZDqp)

313 For me, the Newmaniem will be Jerry-free!

Posted by: Newman at December 31, 2009 08:01 PM (sYxEE)

314

Tinian, whose 45 year old junk?

I'm going to bed now and I mean it.

Happy New Year's!!!!

Posted by: Tinian at December 31, 2009 08:01 PM (7+pP9)

315 lacey, that's going to cause extensive revisions in my fantasy software.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:01 PM (Cctty)

316

I just always feel like a complete dumbass when I find out someone on here is of a different gender than what I envisioned. It's like being on that other thread when I didn't get for like the first 600 comments that my name was popping up due to enternets trickery.

Dumbassity of dumb--that's me. Even worse when there's liquor involeved.

My beta male is passed out. Thank Christ. The incessant whining was getting on my last nerve. Bless his heart, but seriously. It's been a loooooong night.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:01 PM (Oor8n)

317 Okay, moronettes, here's the full monty.  Well, not actually, it's a picture of my twin sister and me while I'm holding my grandson.  Good times!

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:02 PM (Vu6sl)

318 Woot!  Happy New Year to those of us in the CST!  Woot!  Fweew Fweew! (sounds of noise makers)

Posted by: Intrepid (who is a woman) at December 31, 2009 08:02 PM (92zkk)

319 Happy New Year, Midwest CST M&M's!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 08:03 PM (sYxEE)

320 So, I've ordered a couple of cases of mugs from the Tiny Pic thingy with that picture of Gingers cleavage on them.  As part of the stimulus package I thought I'd hawk them on ebay as "Gingers D Cups".  Clever, no?

Hey!  All boobs are stimulus, aren't they?

And I mean it.

Posted by: President Toonces at December 31, 2009 08:03 PM (W+E+o)

321

My beta male is passed out. Thank Christ. The incessant whining was getting on my last nerve. Bless his heart, but seriously. It's been a loooooong night.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 01:01 AM (Oor8n)

You could suffocate him with a pillow. Save some pain down the road.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:03 PM (dQdrY)

322 Happy New Year to my midwest peeps!

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 08:03 PM (/XmR+)

323

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2010 12:56 AM (AMYl0)

 

I don't know what Stonewall Hard Tobacco is (chew?) but be careful with that too.  The incidence of head and neck cancer and chew is very high.  It is amazing how smoking makes lungs so black.  I work in cardiac surgery, and you can always tell who the smokers are if you open the pleura and look at their lungs.  Again, good luck!  I know it's hard.

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 08:04 PM (CfmlF)

324 Two hours to go.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:04 PM (Cctty)

325 didn't think this night could get any worse, I was wrong

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:04 PM (cBeTr)

326

It's like being on that other thread when I didn't get for like the first 600 comments that my name was popping up due to enternets trickery.

Hmmm, why does that sound familiar?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:05 PM (AMYl0)

327

Conscious, you are a very attractive man.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:05 PM (RZ8pf)

328 Happy New Year Midwest morons! Wheee!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:05 PM (gofDd)

329 325, Oh?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:06 PM (Cctty)

330 Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at January 01, 2010 01:02 AM (Vu6sl)

How you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 08:06 PM (9Wv2j)

331 And some dumbass just shot off fireworks.  It's zero outside.  At least it wasn't gunfire.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 31, 2009 08:06 PM (5sBlF)

332

Fartbubble, I’ve discovered that just when I think things can’t get any worse is usually when they go straight to hell, so I try to avoid thinking that nowadays.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:06 PM (RZ8pf)

333 New year in Texas. The fireworks and bullets are lofting into the star strewn sky.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:06 PM (dQdrY)

334 Conscious, great pic ot you, sis and lil' baby.  The young one appears to be a keeper, and not at all of the foldy variety.

Posted by: Intrepid (who is a woman) at December 31, 2009 08:06 PM (92zkk)

335 conscious, your grandson is adorable! You remind me of one of my history teachers. All the girls in school had a crush on him. He ignored them, but he liked me probably because I was the one girl not fawning all over him. He was an excellent teacher, even if he was an avowed Marxist.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:07 PM (gofDd)

336 327

Conscious, you are a very attractive man.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 01:05 AM (RZ8pf)

Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate it.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:08 PM (Vu6sl)

337 Conscious, you remind me of some actor and the name is at the tip of my tongue. Anyways, nice picture. Beautiful sister and grandson.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 08:08 PM (/XmR+)

338

runningrn,

Stonewall is a tobacco lozenge that fits right down in the corner of your mouth and helps with the nicotine craving. There is no juice or any of that to deal with. Still, it is nicotine and all that but only four or five are used each day. And right now, I'll take that over smoking hands down.

Down the road, maybe I'll dump those too. But for now, I want to get my wind back.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:08 PM (AMYl0)

339

317--You're one good looking dude!!

And because I'm a gay male I can say such things

Okay that really fucking dumb joke has clearly run it's course.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:09 PM (ZmBKY)

340 I'm tempted to jump into the shower so I can ring in the new year the proper way: in my jammies.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:09 PM (gofDd)

341 Hector Elizando?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:10 PM (Cctty)

342

Damnit!

Every time I'm sent to a website that features 2leep. com, I end up lost there for hours. This time it was the carne asada fries that did it.

While there, I came across this handsome lad who is clearly living the AOS Lifestyle. (scroll to the 2nd from the last photo.)

Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2009 08:10 PM (Bpqqm)

343

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2010 01:08 AM (AMYl0)

They make those Commit lozenges in capuchino flavor now. I loaded up. When I'm done with smokes, I am Galt.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:10 PM (dQdrY)

Posted by: It's Old at December 31, 2009 08:10 PM (nZDqp)

345 333 New year in Texas. The fireworks and bullets are lofting into the star strewn sky.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 01, 2010 01:06 AM (dQdrY)

Not yet out here in one of the two counties that are in Mountain Standard Time. The other 252 are in Central. At least we're not in New Mexico (yuck).

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:11 PM (dcKUM)

346 335 conscious, your grandson is adorable!

You remind me of one of my history teachers. All the girls in school had a crush on him. He ignored them, but he liked me probably because I was the one girl not fawning all over him. He was an excellent teacher, even if he was an avowed Marxist.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 01:07 AM (gofDd)

I'm pretty lucky, because everyone in my family is very conservative.  I've got a nephew that's moderately liberal, but at least he didn't vote for Obama.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:11 PM (Vu6sl)

347 339.  Yes.  But I though I'd take this opportunity to announce that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 31, 2009 08:11 PM (5sBlF)

348

Rum, I thought you meant ring in the New Year “wet and wild.” But jimmies are good too.

 

I’m about to send you an e-mail.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:11 PM (RZ8pf)

349

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2010 01:08 AM (AMYl0)

 

Great!  Good on you!

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 08:12 PM (CfmlF)

350 I'm out, guys.  Here's hoping 2010 doesn't make us look back fondly on 2009 as the good ol' days. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 08:13 PM (9Wv2j)

351 I'm pretty lucky, because everyone in my family is very conservative. I'm so grateful my parents are conservative. If they weren't, I'd probably go stark raving mad. Well, more than I already am.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:13 PM (gofDd)

352

RL,

I like the Stonewalls, but they are a little sweet. I wish they made a non-sweetened one, but I've found if I put them in and leave them alone, the sweet taste is not so prevalent. That makes them easier to handle.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:13 PM (AMYl0)

353 Good night, Peaches! HNY!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:13 PM (gofDd)

354 325,

Oh?

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 01:06 AM (Cctty)

Friends took off for Chicago so I was stuck up here. Ended up going to a house party that ends up getting busted about 11. 10 Kids got written up for underage drinking and seeing some kid who had to be 19 flushing heroin down the toilet. Said fuck it and just came home.

Should have just gone to the bar instead of dealing with that kind of bullshit.

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:13 PM (cBeTr)

355

 At least we're not in New Mexico

Worst drivers in the universe.

Good Elk Hunting and Mtn. Biking, though.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2009 08:14 PM (XMjmy)

356

Look at all the gender bending going on at the HQ. Sweet!

We're like a bunch of Lady GaGa's!*

* don't be made--I could have gone with Chaz Bono

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:14 PM (ZmBKY)

357 Uh, what I meant was, Happy New Year, sweet morons!

Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2009 08:14 PM (9Wv2j)

358 Yes.  But I though I'd take this opportunity to announce that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. 


You're AllahPundit??

Posted by: Rickshaw! at December 31, 2009 08:14 PM (nZDqp)

359 Conscious, the actor is Miguel Ferrer.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 08:15 PM (/XmR+)

360 350 I'm out, guys.  Here's hoping 2010 doesn't make us look back fondly on 2009 as the good ol' days. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2010 01:13 AM (9Wv2j)

I agree, Peaches.  Good night!

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:15 PM (Vu6sl)

361 laceyunderalls:  Have you ever met Tiger Woods?

Posted by: President Toonces at December 31, 2009 08:15 PM (W+E+o)

362

Rum, if your parents were liberal, chances are, you would have been too!

Until you came to your senses anyway.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:16 PM (ZmBKY)

363 Heh - I'm about to finish a report to the Dean - finished this year, just in the nick of time

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:16 PM (Gk/wA)

364 Fireworks all over the neighbourhood, & animals under the bed.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 08:16 PM (ubVcw)

365

351,

Speaking of stark raving mad, your pic may have rendered me that way for a long time. Ya'll are hot, gurl!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:16 PM (AMYl0)

366 FUCK! I've got to go back there tomorrow and HOPE that the keg is still there so I can get my deposit and tapper back

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:17 PM (cBeTr)

367 355

 At least we're not in New Mexico

Worst drivers in the universe.

Good Elk Hunting and Mtn. Biking, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2010 01:14 AM (XMjmy)

Absolutely. They barely have a driving test over there.

What rural county did you say you lived in?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:17 PM (dcKUM)

368 That sucks, fart. (May I call you fart?)

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:17 PM (Cctty)

369 Speaking of bad drivers - so it's snowing today and I'm driving around doing some errands, always nervous that I'm going to get rear-ended by someone.  And it's the pickup trucks that worried me the most as they would go too fast.  Why is it that the bad drivers are associated with pickup trucks?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:17 PM (Gk/wA)

370 Happy New Year All!!!

Posted by: Simon at December 31, 2009 08:18 PM (/d/hV)

371

349,

As Mister Mackey would say, "Breathin' is good, m'kay?"

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:18 PM (AMYl0)

372

Conscious, cute baby!  You look too young to be a "grandpa"! 

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 08:18 PM (CfmlF)

373 This is the kind of nerdy shit M'loch likes to post on ONTs.


Posted by: I'sa Bloo Moon! at December 31, 2009 08:19 PM (nZDqp)

374 That sucks, fart.

(May I call you fart?)

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 01:17 AM (Cctty)

fuck do I care

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:19 PM (cBeTr)

375 374, Ha.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:19 PM (Cctty)

376 And I would have met Tiger Woods because.......?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:20 PM (ZmBKY)

377 359 Conscious, the actor is Miguel Ferrer.

Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 01:15 AM (/XmR+)

I didn't realize that was the name of that actor.  I've seen him in so many roles, but I guess I never paid any attention to what his name was.  He's played the bad guy in several movies and is very convincing.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:20 PM (Vu6sl)

378 lace wigs comes through!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:20 PM (Cctty)

379

The new decade won't be all shitty, since we will be able to buy Lace Wigs with our hidden Krugerrands!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:21 PM (dcKUM)

380

Not yet out here in one of the two counties that are in Mountain Standard Time. The other 252 are in Central. At least we're not in New Mexico (yuck).

Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2010 01:11 AM (dcKUM)

I got stuck in El Paso once. Nice town. I do like high desert.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:21 PM (dQdrY)

381 OK, gotta run.  My husband's home.  UW won but only by 6 points (they played the worst team in teh Pac-10 too--Oregon State--where Michelle Obama's doppleganger bro is the coach, Craig Robinson--the jutting jaw really does look better on a man).  Anyways, Happy New Years everybody!  It was a lot of fun (both here and on that site that can't be named!)

Posted by: runningrn at December 31, 2009 08:22 PM (CfmlF)

382 My resolution is to buy top of the line lace wigs. Any ideas?

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 08:22 PM (/XmR+)

383 372

Conscious, cute baby!  You look too young to be a "grandpa"! 

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 01:18 AM (CfmlF)

Well thank you.  His name is Winston, just like one of the morons.  That picture was taken Christmas 2007. I now also have a granddaughter that is six months old.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:23 PM (Vu6sl)

384

Hooooooly shit.

Diet and weight loss techniques have  just hit a new low. I just saw a commercial for the "Drive Thru Diet" for...wait for it... Taco Bell.

Blech.

I once heard they use the same grade of "meat" as is used in dog food. Disgusting.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:24 PM (ZmBKY)

385 damn, should have sold my chocobo code for the 360. $15 would be pretty nice right about now

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:25 PM (cBeTr)

386 Good night, runningrn! Happy New Year to you and your family! 

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:25 PM (Vu6sl)

387 My resolution is to buy top of the line lace wigs. Any ideas?

Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 01:22 AM (/XmR+)

Get the one with the hidden layer of tinfoil.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:25 PM (dQdrY)

388

Hooooooly shit.

Diet and weight loss techniques have  just hit a new low. I just saw a commercial for the "Drive Thru Diet" for...wait for it... Taco Bell.

Blech.

I once heard they use the same grade of "meat" as is used in dog food. Disgusting.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 01:24 AM (ZmBKY)

read the bottom of the screen, it's a joke making fun of Subway

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:25 PM (cBeTr)

389

Lacey,

Drive Thru Diet is likely accurate. You ingest it and it never stops. It just drives right on through you.

Ya can't gain weight if it doesn't stick around.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:26 PM (AMYl0)

390 Now if only laptop battery guy would stop by to say something nonsensical, yet strangely profound...

Posted by: I'm trying... at December 31, 2009 08:26 PM (nZDqp)

391 My resolution is to buy top of the line lace wigs. Any ideas? Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 01:22 AM (/XmR+) Make sure it includes a coupon for a CD key.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:26 PM (Cctty)

392

I got stuck in El Paso once. Nice town. I do like high desert.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 01, 2010 01:21 AM (dQdrY)

Thanks - we're coming along, slowly, which is the typical pace down here on the border, in Pancho Villa country.

I wonder how logprof is doing this holiday. I do have an open dinner invitation to him and his wife when they come back down here to visit her family.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:27 PM (dcKUM)

393

HNY to you and yours, rn.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:28 PM (AMYl0)

394 I'm hoping laptop battery makes it here to join in the celebrations! What would 2009 been without that kind of wisdom? He truly had a way with words.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:28 PM (Vu6sl)

395

Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone

Without a dream in my heart

Without a love of my own…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:29 PM (RZ8pf)

396 Domain Name.......... valurite.com
Creation Date........ 1998-09-15
Registration Date.... 2009-08-19
Expiry Date.......... 2010-09-15
Organisation Name.... McKesson Corporation, Inc.
Organisation Address. 11000 Trade Center Dr.
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Rancho Cordova
Organisation Address. 95670
Organisation Address. CA
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES

Posted by: Fine Vintage at December 31, 2009 08:29 PM (nZDqp)

397 I was hoping Bilal would come back and inspire us too lose weight.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:29 PM (Cctty)

398 Happy New Year runningrn

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:30 PM (Gk/wA)

399 Fine Vintage @ 397, where did you get that info?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:31 PM (Gk/wA)

400 Just listened to "Three Marlenas". Big favorite.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:31 PM (Cctty)

401 Fine Vintage @ 397, where did you get that info?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 01:31 AM (Gk/wA)

it's just a whois search

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:32 PM (cBeTr)

402 Hail, friends! How are you all this fine night?

Posted by: Michael in ME at December 31, 2009 08:32 PM (nZDqp)

403 It's not a new year without lace wigs. Ok, I'm in my jammies. The new year can start now.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:32 PM (gofDd)

404 Ok, I'm in my jammies. The new year can start now. Posted by: wherestherum Cotton? Flannel?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:33 PM (Cctty)

405

Happy New Year all you morons/ettes!

Crazy shit going on in TX...

http://tiny.cc/dzrhC

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Steph at December 31, 2009 08:33 PM (CM38n)

406 chemjeff,

Example site: http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/index.jsp

craplyrics.com is already taken

Posted by: Official Site of All FM Radio at December 31, 2009 08:34 PM (nZDqp)

407

I hope laptop guy didn't get drunk and accidentally lock himself into a Smart Car and then get stuck in a Hanjin shipping container all the way to Perth Australia, like he did last year.

What a guy...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:35 PM (dcKUM)

408

Cotton? Flannel?

Silk, maybe?

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:35 PM (AMYl0)

409 I'm in my leopard print pajamas.

Posted by: Ginger at December 31, 2009 08:35 PM (/XmR+)

410
My downloads are done. I will stop trolling now.

Happy 2010!

Posted by: Pea Tear Griffin at December 31, 2009 08:36 PM (nZDqp)

411 Happy New Year fellow morons!

Posted by: Mark at December 31, 2009 08:36 PM (63Cb8)

412 410 I'm in my leopard print pajamas.

Posted by: Ginger at January 01, 2010 01:35 AM (/XmR+)

Mmmmm....and also Grrrrr....

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:37 PM (Vu6sl)

413 Michael!  You're in Maine?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:37 PM (Gk/wA)

414

I'm ready for bed. Unfortunately the hilljacks in the next neighborhood with their fireworks have different plans for those of us wanting to sleep.

*sigh*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:38 PM (ZmBKY)

415 Man I really want to visit Perth, Australia.

I wonder if there are any cruises that go to Perth.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:38 PM (Gk/wA)

416 I'm in my leopard print pajamas. Posted by: Ginger Lord have mercy.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:40 PM (Cctty)

417

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 01:38 AM (Gk/wA)

My cousins have told me that Carnival Cruises are like being locked up with the cast from "Mama's Family" for a week, along with shitty food and roaches.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:40 PM (dcKUM)

418 I'm in my leopard print pajamas.

The poor leopards!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:40 PM (Gk/wA)

419

That was funny TexasJew!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 08:41 PM (RZ8pf)

420 How you doin?

Posted by: Leopard at December 31, 2009 08:42 PM (dQdrY)

421 TexasJew, well I did go on a cruise once, it wasn't Carnival Cruise, but the only downside to the cruise was that it was with my teetotaling family.  If I had been by myself then I think I could have had a lot more fun, I think.  And I didn't think the food was bad, just excessive.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:42 PM (Gk/wA)

422

Fireworks? Aren't you in the midwest? It's cold as fark here. How drunked up are those idiots? Maybe they'll cop a well-desereved case of pneumonia.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:43 PM (AMYl0)

423

Midwest, yep. We have insane weather right now. It's been mid 40s all day. The map in Indianapolis was 16, here two hours away it was 40ish and then dropped to about 20 in an hour.

Fireworks haven't stopped in three hours and now there's nonstop cop cars. Makes me wish I was out in the country.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:46 PM (ZmBKY)

424 Oh, yes--Happy New Year to the finest people on the Internet!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 08:46 PM (ubVcw)

425 Well, as this otherwise shitty year comes to a close, let us raise our drinks in a toast to honor those friends of ours who couldn't be here today.

A toast to absent friends.

Will you join me?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:47 PM (Gk/wA)

426 Cotton, eman. My night gown says Aerie across my boobs.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:47 PM (gofDd)

427

Getting stuck on a ship for a week and a half with your family when you're a young single guy sounds like hell on earth. I would rather be in a freezing rowboat in the Shackleton Expedition.

 

 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:48 PM (dcKUM)

428 ::raises mug:: Hear, hear, chemjeff. To the fallen.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:48 PM (gofDd)

429

Absent friends.

/sound of breaking glass/

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:49 PM (dQdrY)

430 TexasJew, July 2008 I went on an AK cruise with my extended family. Now that was interesting. Especially since my cousins and I were the only people under the age of 60.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:50 PM (gofDd)

431 427 Cotton, eman. My night gown says Aerie across my boobs.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 01:47 AM (gofDd)

Is Aerie latin for "yummy"?

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:50 PM (Vu6sl)

432 PGiS, I emailed you back.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:50 PM (gofDd)

433 Well, we made it through Year One of the Obamareich with only a somewhat totally destroyed economy.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:51 PM (dcKUM)

434 Did a paddle wheel cruise up the Mississippi once. Good time, actually.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:51 PM (dQdrY)

435 I'll toast to that, chemjeff.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 31, 2009 08:51 PM (ZmBKY)

436 Well, we made it through Year One of the Obamareich with only a somewhat totally destroyed economy. Don't worry. They'll finish it off next year.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:52 PM (gofDd)

437 434 Well, we made it through Year One of the Obamareich with only a somewhat totally destroyed economy.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2010 01:51 AM (dcKUM)

Yes, and in Year Two he should pretty much complete the job.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:52 PM (Vu6sl)

438 431 TexasJew,

July 2008 I went on an AK cruise with my extended family. Now that was interesting. Especially since my cousins and I were the only people under the age of 60.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 01:50 AM (gofDd)

Soon, who the hell else will be able to afford a cruise?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:52 PM (dcKUM)

439 Well, we made it through Year One of the Obamareich with only a somewhat totally destroyed economy.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2010 01:51 AM (dcKUM)

We will rebuild. One way, or another.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (dQdrY)

440

Midwest, yep. We have insane weather right now. It's been mid 40s all day. The map in Indianapolis was 16, here two hours away it was 40ish and then dropped to about 20 in an hour.

Fireworks haven't stopped in three hours and now there's nonstop cop cars. Makes me wish I was out in the country.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 01:46 AM (ZmBKY)

-3 with the wind chill up here (it's supposed to be 10)

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (cBeTr)

441

chemjeff,

raisin' my glass as I type this. A tribute to them all.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (AMYl0)

442 Heh, conscious. Great minds!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 08:53 PM (gofDd)

443 Also admit that temp thread had me laughing. I threw out 2 insults b/c I thought it was a flame war. Oh, well.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 08:55 PM (ubVcw)

444 I've always tried to be a glass half-full kind of person.  I think my glass is still half-full, but I'm afraid to find out what it's half-full of...

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 08:57 PM (Vu6sl)

445 Yeah lacey, when I went over to my folks for an afternoon get together, it was in the low 30s. It promptly began to drop like a stone and was 10 degrees when I left just a few hours later. I'm near Champaign, so we're in the same weather system. I think we're in for a cold spell for a week, easy, and maybe longer. *yuck*

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 08:57 PM (AMYl0)

446 Let's hope that when it's our turn to face Judgment Day, we are prepared.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 08:57 PM (Gk/wA)

447

We will rebuild. One way, or another.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 01, 2010 01:53 AM (dQdrY)

I just hope we will be able to afford the Lego blocks.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:57 PM (dcKUM)

448 Good thought, chemjeff. Here's to those whose seats are empty.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 08:58 PM (Cctty)

449 445 I've always tried to be a glass half-full kind of person.  I think my glass is still half-full, but I'm afraid to find out what it's half-full of...

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at January 01, 2010 01:57 AM (Vu6sl)

Oops. Sorry - I thought it was for my drug test.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 08:59 PM (dcKUM)

450 Here's to those whose underwear is still unburnt.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:00 PM (dcKUM)

451 Nice one, TJ.

Posted by: conscious, but almost lit at December 31, 2009 09:00 PM (Vu6sl)

452 Only an hour to go PST.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:00 PM (gofDd)

453

I still think the idea of the red states breaking away, and conquering Mexico to form a new petroleum superpower, has merit.

Let the blue states wither, and we'll buy up the empty land cheap.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 09:02 PM (dQdrY)

454 Happy Nuevo Anos, TJ.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 09:02 PM (dQdrY)

455 427, Nice way to end the year. Thanks, rum!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:03 PM (Cctty)

456 Y tu tambien..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:03 PM (dcKUM)

457

I’m raising my glass as well, to those we lost in 2009.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:03 PM (RZ8pf)

458

This woman I used to work with had a great toast she would always make.  I'll offer it as my toast to the moronettes tonight:

Here's to a Very Happy New Year and may you find joy in whatever blows your skirt up!

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:04 PM (Vu6sl)

459

Rum, thanks for the e-mail reply, love and hugs back to you and yes, please come visit me!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:04 PM (RZ8pf)

460 This is a much better rendition than the one I posted earlier.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:04 PM (Gk/wA)

461

Conscious honey, you can blow my skirt up any time you want to!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:05 PM (RZ8pf)

462

“And now we welcome the New Year, full of things that have never been.” --Rilke

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)

463 We can tear up Seattle and paint the town red, PGiS!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:08 PM (gofDd)

464 Conservatism and fiscal sensibility is on the rise again. Just look at the rehabilitation of Sarah Palin. Amazing. If anything is hopeful, it's that the battle of ideas is turning back to first principles.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:09 PM (dcKUM)

465 462

Conscious honey, you can blow my skirt up any time you want to!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 02:05 AM (RZ8pf)

Believe me, I would in a hearbeat!

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:09 PM (Vu6sl)

466 damn, hitting the point of buying games just to buy it on Steam

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 09:10 PM (cBeTr)

467 Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:10 PM (Cctty)

468 eman, LOL. Anything for the morons.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:10 PM (gofDd)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 09:12 PM (ubVcw)

470 470, That's an awesome pic! Who is it?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:13 PM (Cctty)

471 470,

That's an awesome pic!

Who is it?

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 02:13 AM (Cctty)

Kate Beckinsale if I remember right

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (cBeTr)

472 471 Kate Beckinsale

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (ubVcw)

473

"Once a philosopher, twice a pervert" - Voltaire

I don't know what that aphorism has to do with anything tonight, but I like it.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (dcKUM)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (Gk/wA)

475 Who is it?

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 02:13 AM (Cctty)

Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 31, 2009 09:14 PM (dQdrY)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:15 PM (Gk/wA)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:17 PM (Gk/wA)

478

477,

A pox upon you for that, sir!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 09:17 PM (AMYl0)

479

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 02:15 AM (Gk/wA)

Jesus, chemjeff, it's going to take me half an hour to scrub that out of my archive file....

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:17 PM (dcKUM)

480

The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

 

Lewis Carroll, natch.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:18 PM (RZ8pf)

481 477 Another lady in red

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 02:15 AM (Gk/wA)

Damn it, chemjeff. I'm going to have to drink a lot more tonight before I can erase that from my memory.

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:19 PM (Vu6sl)

482

Is chemjeff being naughty again? Is it time for some discipline from Rum and me? I’ve got the whipped cream, Rum has the hand cuffs, we’re set.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:19 PM (RZ8pf)

483 483

Is chemjeff being naughty again? Is it time for some discipline from Rum and me? I’ve got the whipped cream, Rum has the hand cuffs, we’re set.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 02:19 AM (RZ8pf)

Beware of chemists with vials of ether and cough syrup....

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:20 PM (dcKUM)

484 Is chemjeff being naughty again? Is it time for some discipline from Rum and me? I�ve got the whipped cream, Rum has the hand cuffs, we�re set.

But did you bring the power drill?  Or how about the clown noses? 

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:22 PM (Gk/wA)

485 483

Is chemjeff being naughty again? Is it time for some discipline from Rum and me? I’ve got the whipped cream, Rum has the hand cuffs, we’re set.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 02:19 AM (RZ8pf)

Go for it and take no prisoners!

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:22 PM (Vu6sl)

486 In all seriousness, it's really hard to be excited about a new yr when you have nothing to look forward to, as far as big events are concerned. But, I guess that's life. My parents always say that being an adult is boring...& now I sound like them.  

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (ubVcw)

487

I’m bringing a power something, but I wouldn’t exactly call it a drill…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (RZ8pf)

488 Happy New Year M&Ms!

'Bit late late as I just realized today is also (officially) my adopted pound puppy's 14th Birthday!

According to my veterinarian all dogs' birthdays are Jan. 1st.

Kind of occurred to me as I started to hear some of the fireworks and gunshots at the midnight hour here and wondered how much her calm demeanor had to do with with the amazing levels of confidence she has developed since I first brought her home or her incipient deafness...

Happy B-Day girl!  You get one of those god awful gourmet chewy bones that you lurve and which obviously do you no good the next day. 

S' Okay, I'm taking the day off tomorrow.  I'll be there waiting for when you get that puzzled look on your face about that says "Now? Really?"




Posted by: Deety at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (aVzyR)

489

Miss 80s Baby, I’m looking forward to writing 10-10-10.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:24 PM (RZ8pf)

490 I also have the riding crop. ::hitting crop lightly against thigh::

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:28 PM (gofDd)

491 10:10 on 10/10/10

Just realized I can no longer refer to the 1910s as The Teens. Bet it'll take them 10 yrs to name another decade...whenever you believe the next one starts, of course.

Something tells me I've been reading too many of Gabe's posts. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (ubVcw)

492 I’m looking forward to writing 10-10-10. I maintain 6/6/06 was the awesomest to write. Especially since it was also my birthday. (And yes I actually went to my 8 am class that day.)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (gofDd)

493

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 02:23 AM (ubVcw)

I beg to differ. It eventually gets wonderful, exciting, insane and scary as hell. Being in school again would simply bore my ass off after the past 10 years.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:29 PM (dcKUM)

494

491 I also have the riding crop. ::hitting crop lightly against thigh::

Schwingggg!!!!

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (XMjmy)

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 09:30 PM (cBeTr)

496 I maintain 6/6/06 was the awesomest to write. Especially since it was also my birthday. (And yes I actually went to my 8 am class that day.)

Yes, but did you go to your 8 am class on 6/7/06? 

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (Gk/wA)

497

Look I’m sorry but you don’t come out of the womb and boom, you are 1 year old. You live for 12 months and then, boom you are 1 year old. 2009 is the end of the decade. 2010 is the beginning of the next. Pedantics can bite me. Gently. On the neck.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:31 PM (RZ8pf)

498 Yes, but did you go to your 8 am class on 6/7/06? No, but only because I didn't have class that day, lol. I did go to work that day, however.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (gofDd)

499

I also have the riding crop. ::hitting crop lightly against thigh::

Use it on me, and just a little harder, and I'll be yours forever.

 

Posted by: Secretariat at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (AMYl0)

500 487 In all seriousness, it's really hard to be excited about a new yr when you have nothing to look forward to, as far as big events are concerned. But, I guess that's life. My parents always say that being an adult is boring...& now I sound like them.  

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 02:23 AM (ubVcw)

This is the motto I choose to run with:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, body thoroughly sore, totally worn out gear and screaming - GO GATORS!

 

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:33 PM (Vu6sl)

501 They used to call the 1900-1909 period the Naughts. Then they got fancy and called it the Edwardian Period because the Naughts sounded too weird, even to them.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:33 PM (dcKUM)

502

Since 2001 when the security became super tight in Times Square, I wonder if people wear Depends to stand around. You know they have to get there like at noon or something, and they can’t have backpacks or anything and they have to stay in their “pens” the whole time. Seriously, how do they pee? What do they drink? How do they not pass the fuck out?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (RZ8pf)

503 Beware of chemists with vials of ether and cough syrup....

Meh - ether and cough syrup are for amateurs.  Try this.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (Gk/wA)

504 Naughts sounds...naughty.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:34 PM (gofDd)

505 498. 2009 is the ninth year of the first decade of the 21st Century. Pedant reporting for duty, Ma'am.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:35 PM (Cctty)

506 Seriously, how do they pee? As a girl, I will not go anywhere that does not have a decent bathroom. I'm prissy enough that I hate portapotties and will only use them if the other option is a bush. I like clean bathrooms. It doesn't have to be elaborate, just clean. I stopped to use a gas station bathroom at a Shell in St. Louis and the bathroom was hidden behind a soda rack. The manager had to move the rack out of the way to let me in and he said the bathroom didn't always work, but it was working that day. I lucked out.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (gofDd)

507

I don't know. I am drunk as shit, as you should be on new years...  but 2009 was pretty great for me. I am military so I am getting a 3.4 percent raise this year, found out that I will be up for promotion a year yearly, my wife is pregnant with my first child (Molly!), am moving back to the state (the best country on earth!) from overseas, and am moving to a (Naval) community that I wanted to be in for the last ten years. Every year I have had has been the best year I have ever had because of the opportunities offered by being lucky enough to be born (in a sheep shearers truck-mount trailer) in the U.S.A. This year has been no exception. God bless everyone, and a happy New Year!

Posted by: Lando034 at December 31, 2009 09:36 PM (3V7XK)

508

Well, chemjeff, thanks for that scary thought. Turned me right off the lollipop it did.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:37 PM (RZ8pf)

509 494 I beg to differ. It eventually gets wonderful, exciting, insane and scary as hell. Being in school again would simply bore my ass off after the past 10 years.

I hope it eventually gets to be all those things. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (ubVcw)

510 Lando034, well that's great news!  Happy New Year to you too and all the best to your new daughter!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (Gk/wA)

511

OK eman, start nibbling. My neck first, please.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:38 PM (RZ8pf)

512 505 Naughts sounds...naughty.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 02:34 AM (gofDd)

The Naughty Decade - I like it!

70's the Me Decade

80's the Greed Decade

90's the Internet Bubble decade

and the 00's the Naughty Decade.

This can only mean one thing - a new channel on Sirius/XM.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:39 PM (dcKUM)

513 The worst part about Compound 1080 is that it's found naturally in plants, but even if you didn't want to go through the trouble of extracting it from plants, it's pretty easy to make from common chemicals.

I'm telling you, from the Crotch Bomber to the Shoe Bomber, the only thing saving us is the fact that the terrorists are, by and large, stupid.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:39 PM (Gk/wA)

514

Jennifer Lopez should really put some clothes on. Ick.

 

Yes, I’m watching Dick Clark’s NYE, it’s just now on here.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:40 PM (RZ8pf)

515 512, Hands free or in concert?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:40 PM (Cctty)

516

This can only mean one thing - a new channel on Sirius/XM.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2010 02:39 AM (dcKUM)

I'm waiting for a new VH1 tv show myself

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 09:40 PM (cBeTr)

517 Eman, your hands may roam freely.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (RZ8pf)

518 I'm telling you, from the Crotch Bomber to the Shoe Bomber, the only thing saving us is the fact that the terrorists are, by and large, stupid. As long as they stay stupid. God save us from the smarter ones. And brainiacs like the current prez.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (gofDd)

519 Okay I think I'm becoming an alcoholic.

I've had 6 Coors Light and I'm barely feeling a buzz.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:42 PM (Gk/wA)

520 No check that, I've had 7.  I'm on #8 now.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (Gk/wA)

521

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, body thoroughly sore, totally worn out gear and screaming.

Exactly, that's why I don't donate my organs to a donors program. I doubt that mine would benefit anybody because I'm sure I'll have them so worn out that they'll be of no use to anyone else.

 

Posted by: Secretariat at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (AMYl0)

522 514, True. Old chemistry textbooks are much better for finding nasty chemicals. They had much less theoretical stuff and a lot more practical stuff. Plus, there wasn't much spectroscopy until recently, so chemists had to know lots of chemical reagents for investigating whatever was of interest.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (Cctty)

523 520 Okay I think I'm becoming an alcoholic.

I've had 6 Coors Light and I'm barely feeling a buzz.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 02:42 AM (Gk/wA)

Coors light? You have to actually drink alcohol in order to be an alcoholic.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM (dcKUM)

524 Okay I think I'm becoming an alcoholic.

I've had 6 Coors Light and I'm barely feeling a buzz.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 02:42 AM (Gk/wA)

drinking Coors Light is what your problem. It's hard to get drunk off that piss

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (cBeTr)

525 521 No check that, I've had 7.  I'm on #8 now.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 02:43 AM (Gk/wA)

The first sign of alcoholism is being unable to keep track of how many you've had to drink. J/K

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (Vu6sl)

526 518, Ok, close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:44 PM (Cctty)

527

520... bah, it's coors light. You are ok. Thank you for the congrats.... read you guys daily... rarely post.

Posted by: Lando034 at December 31, 2009 09:45 PM (3V7XK)

528

TexasJew brings the funny again!

 

Coors light used to be my Mom and Dad’s drink of choice when I was growing up. Of course we lived in Colorado so they had that for an excuse.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:45 PM (RZ8pf)

529 Coors light? Mancard, please.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:46 PM (Cctty)

530 Plus, there wasn't much spectroscopy until recently, so chemists had to know lots of chemical reagents for investigating whatever was of interest.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 02:43 AM (Cctty)

I beg to differ, but I studied spectroscopy back in the Pleistocene with my handy-dandy Morrison and Boyd Organic Chemistry, third edition.

I did get some nice syntheses for TNT and heavy-metal acetylides out of it, though.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (dcKUM)

531

Ok, close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

Thanks eman, I think I just had an orgasm!

Oh hell, can I say that word here?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (RZ8pf)

532 I cruise through here and its all tits and hamsters.  I would have stayed sober longer if I knew it was show your boobs night.

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 09:47 PM (S3xX1)

533

Di butler! Happy New Year lovely lady!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:48 PM (RZ8pf)

534 Old chemistry textbooks are much better for finding nasty chemicals. They had much less theoretical stuff and a lot more practical stuff. Didn't the old Smithsonian chem sets come with weapons grade plutonium? Or maybe it was uranium.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:48 PM (gofDd)

535 531, I'm talking before WWI textbooks.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:49 PM (Cctty)

536 Coors light?

Mancard, please.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 02:46 AM (Cctty)

at least it isn't Zima, St. Ides or wine coolers (do they still make any of these?).

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 09:49 PM (cBeTr)

537 532

Ok, close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

Thanks eman, I think I just had an orgasm!

Oh hell, can I say that word here?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 02:47 AM (RZ8pf)

uh..uh..uh..ohhhhhh....ggggg....oddddddd....Yes, you can use that word here.

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:49 PM (Vu6sl)

538 Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2010 02:47 AM (dcKUM)

Heh - my organic chemistry prof was an anti-establishment kind of guy - so he taught us how to make crack cocaine

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:49 PM (Gk/wA)

539 Didn't the old Smithsonian chem sets come with weapons grade plutonium? Or maybe it was uranium.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 02:48 AM (gofDd)

Nope just Pitchblende (low-grade uranium ore) and a crappy geiger counter.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:49 PM (dcKUM)

540 Hey PGIS! Nice tits and dress!

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 09:50 PM (S3xX1)

541 532, Heck, girl. Now I'll use both hands.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:50 PM (Cctty)

542 ok, fine, fine

in my defense, last night I was drinking Henry Weinhart's Hefeweisen, as well as a local microbrew IPA

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:50 PM (Gk/wA)

543 Sockpuppet off!

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 09:51 PM (AMYl0)

544 oh man, it's 9 minutes until chaos

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:51 PM (Gk/wA)

545

Thanks Di Butler!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (RZ8pf)

546 eman must be ambidextrous...

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (Vu6sl)

547 The really old texts used mercury as their favorite reducing agent.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (Cctty)

548 543 ok, fine, fine

in my defense, last night I was drinking Henry Weinhart's Hefeweisen, as well as a local microbrew IPA

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 02:50 AM (Gk/wA)

Remember that old Monty Python joke: "why is American beer like taking a leak on the beach?"

Answer: "Because it's pissin' close to water!"

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:52 PM (dcKUM)

549

Heck, girl. Now I'll use both hands.

 

Whew, OK that’s two…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)

550 Di! Nice to see you!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:53 PM (gofDd)

551 547, Everyone is good at something.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:53 PM (Cctty)

552 My dad picked up some ore from an abandoned mine. Don't remember which kind. He pitched it, of course. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 09:53 PM (ubVcw)

553 6 more minutes, West Coasters!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (gofDd)

554 something to help you usher in the new year

http://tinyurl.com/ldbn33

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:54 PM (Gk/wA)

555 My dad bought a tiny piece of a meteorite from this strange roadside stand just past the AZ border on the NM side.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (gofDd)

556 550, How do feel about occasionally whispering something in your ear? Alternating gentle touching with a bit of pressure and caress?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (Cctty)

557 I'm not making fun of what anyone is drinking. I make the mistake of sipping a bottle of Schnapps earlier. I only planned a wee little drink, then it was end o bottle and I was hurling like high school days. That shit will kill you. Worse than any tequila I have ever puked. And it doesnt go with roast beef.

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 09:55 PM (S3xX1)

558 rum, don't forget to take cover! Let us know when they sound the "all clear"

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (Vu6sl)

559 553 My dad picked up some ore from an abandoned mine. Don't remember which kind. He pitched it, of course. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 02:53 AM (ubVcw)

If you ever go out to Terlingua in Big Bend, we used to go to the old abandoned mercury mines and pick up those beautiful bright-red pieces of Cinnabar - mercury ore.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (dcKUM)

560 Schnapps and roast beef?

That's like tequila and Taco Bell

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (Gk/wA)

561 Oh and that link of the Chinese bike dude in top right corner is awesome. I laughed myself silly over that earlier.

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 09:56 PM (S3xX1)

562

g'night west coasters, and happy new years to all of you.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (AMYl0)

563

Ahhhhhh, eman is killing me. But it’s an awesome way to die!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 09:57 PM (RZ8pf)

564 Same to you, LofL.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 09:58 PM (Cctty)

565 Good night LofL

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:58 PM (Gk/wA)

566 Have a good snooze Land of Leakin and Happy New Year!

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (Vu6sl)

567 well, 1 minute to go

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (Gk/wA)

568 Will you two get a virtual room or something?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (dcKUM)

569 Happy New Year, folks. And thanks for the boobs, dresses, and eyes, moronettes.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2009 09:59 PM (LD+ZJ)

570 TexasJew that's what I'm thinking

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (Gk/wA)

571 569 Will you two get a virtual room or something?
Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2010 02:59 AM (dcKUM)

Or go back to the 'secret' ONT thread...

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (DyEUW)

572

Happy New Year!!! It’s finally 2010 on the West Coast!!!!

 

I love you, I love you all!!!!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)

573 Woohoo 2010

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (Gk/wA)

574 PGiS happy to know ya too

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (Gk/wA)

575 Happy New Year!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:00 PM (Cctty)

576 564

Ahhhhhh, eman is killing me. But it’s an awesome way to die!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 02:57 AM (RZ8pf)

You can tell eman likes you, because if he didn't, he'd take you right to the brink and.....stop

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 10:01 PM (Vu6sl)

577 560 Should ask him if he's done that.

Oh, I didn't get called the wife of Hades tonight. How...different.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (ubVcw)

578 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ::raises glass of sparkling cider::

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (gofDd)

579

Fine, I’ll cut it out.

 

OK whomever picked the music for this year’s Space Needle fireworks picked some damn weird shit, Maybe they always play the same thing, but I don’t remember some of this music.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:02 PM (RZ8pf)

580

Eleventy! 

Happy New Year. 

My thoughts go out to Rushbo and all American patriots.  2010 couldn't  -- really, it couldn't, right? -- be any worse than 2009, so here's to a better tomorrow. 

Posted by: braininahat at December 31, 2009 10:03 PM (tvcOV)

581 Just remember, only 306 days until Election Day 2010 when we retake the House

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:04 PM (Gk/wA)

582 I won't consider it a New Year until I stop writing "2009" on my checks.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:04 PM (dcKUM)

583 You can tell eman likes you, because if he didn't, he'd take you right to the brink and.....stop Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit That would be a crime.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:04 PM (Cctty)

584 578 560 Should ask him if he's done that.

Oh, I didn't get called the wife of Hades tonight. How...different.
 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 03:02 AM (ubVcw)

That's right, kratos hasn't been around.  Otherwise, he would have called that picture of the women in the red dress you posted. the vampire devil, or something like that.

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 10:04 PM (Vu6sl)

585 I loves the morons and moronettes, too. A toast to all of you.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:05 PM (gofDd)

586

Damn, seriously it’s “Somewhere over the Rainbow” on the ukulele, WTF? And the fireworks and the music aren’t even really in sync. We are the lamest city on the planet, I swear to God.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:05 PM (RZ8pf)

587 man I so want to see Verdi's Requiem live

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (Gk/wA)

588 584 You can tell eman likes you, because if he didn't, he'd take you right to the brink and.....stop

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit

That would be a crime.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 03:04 AM (Cctty)

I'm pretty sure PGiS would actually call it torture...

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (Vu6sl)

589 seriously it’s “Somewhere over the Rainbow” on the ukulele I love that version! It's so pretty. A friend of mine's sister used that as her wedding song. It's sung by a fat Hawaiian guy (who died).

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (gofDd)

590 indeed, I'm grateful that you all have accepted me into your clan/clique/cult/whatever

Here is to a great 2010!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (Gk/wA)

591 I want to know why the LA TV stations broadcast the NY ball drop. Esp since the NY ball drop was 3 hours ago. Is LA so lame that we can't do our own thing to ring in the new year?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (gofDd)

592 What is up with the Kratos schtick about women being vampires?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (Cctty)

593 587

Damn, seriously it’s “Somewhere over the Rainbow” on the ukulele.

 

 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 03:05 AM (RZ8pf)

 

I think I remember seeing that done once on the "Gong Show" 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:07 PM (dcKUM)

594

Yes, but Rum, does that song say “New Year’s?” I don’t think so. Now the stupid anchors are babbling. TV. Off. Oh, the power!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (RZ8pf)

595 Damn, seriously it’s “Somewhere over the Rainbow” on the ukulele. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 03:05 AM (RZ8pf) For New Years? Wazzupwiddat?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (Cctty)

596 586 I loves the morons and moronettes, too. A toast to all of you.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 03:05 AM (gofDd)

I totally agree. I love the wit, the funny and the Patriotism here. I'm always learning and laughing.

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (Vu6sl)

597 Scrubs! Over the Rainbow: http://tinyurl.com/yau3p3z

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:09 PM (gofDd)

598

Chemjeff, you aren’t just in our clan, you are one of our clan’s alpha males. Well, the Coors Light incident this evening notwithstanding.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (RZ8pf)

599 Ok, now what? Someone should say it for the first time in 2010. Starts with a b.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:10 PM (Cctty)

600 Yes, but Rum, does that song say “New Year’s?” I don’t think so. Hmm... "Someday I'll wish upon a star/wake up with the clouds far behind me" I guess that's not very new year's-ish.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:11 PM (gofDd)

601

Bacon?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:11 PM (RZ8pf)

602 Starts with a b. Bacon? Boobies? B+?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (gofDd)

603 Ding! And?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (Cctty)

604 Personally, I'll take "Die Fledermaus" over Don Ho singing "Over the Rainbow" on a freaking ukelele.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (dcKUM)

605 603 Starts with a b.

Bacon?

Boobies?

B+?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 03:12 AM (gofDd)

Yes!

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 10:12 PM (Vu6sl)

606 593 What is up with the Kratos schtick about women being vampires?

I think it may have started from the 2nd-to-last Flame War, or something. He must like dark creatures if he plays God of War so much.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (ubVcw)

607

And the fireworks weren’t even in sync, seriously. I’ve seen better fireworks shows put on by amateurs. If it weren’t for the fact that I share custody with my son I swear to God I’d be out of this damn state.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:13 PM (RZ8pf)

608 "Ride of the Valkyries" on ukelele sounds tricky.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:14 PM (Cctty)

609 I believe Michael in MI used to do commercials for Coor's Light.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:14 PM (dcKUM)

610 I'm an alpha male?

Oh, I get too emotional to be an alpha male.

I'm more like a beta-plus male.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (Gk/wA)

611

Now the fun is beginning on the police scanner. Folks, fireworks do not equal gunshots, leave the police alone to take care of the serious shit tonight and don’t call it in every time you hear a loud noise.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (RZ8pf)

612 610, That was mean. You owe him a snuggle.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:15 PM (Cctty)

613

I'm a gamma male. I overfeed my daughter's pet tortoises and Guinea pig.

So cute!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (dcKUM)

614 That was mean. You owe him a snuggle snuggie.

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (Gk/wA)

615 Who's going to start belting out Auld Lang Sine?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:16 PM (gofDd)

616 AULD

LANG

SYNE!!!111111!!!!!11!111ELEVENTY!!111!!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:17 PM (Gk/wA)

617

Happy New Year to all ya'll just catching up. So far, it hasnt been a real impressive 3 hrs, but I think that might just be due to the headache and barfing. I was posting about Coulter saying she was going to cut back on hobo murdering this yr over on Twitter a couple of hrs ago. Hmm, why does that sound familiar? Something stuck just on the edge of my brain about hobos..........Ann Coulter is a secret moronette????? Or someone continues to filch material from here to RedEye?

 

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (S3xX1)

618 Auld Lang Syne http://tinyurl.com/yk87oth

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (gofDd)

619

Rum, I confess that the New Year’s song I have to hear every year is Barry Manilow’s “It’s just another New Year’s Eve.” Lame, I know, but it reminds me of my childhood when he was on Dick Clark’s rockin NYE every year. Back in the good old days when performers still wore clothes to perform.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:18 PM (RZ8pf)

620 Who's going to start belting out Auld Lang Sine? Posted by: wherestherum You start. Then I'll jump in.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:19 PM (Cctty)

621

Damn if all these famous people keep reading Ace we’re going to have to start putting on clothes to post, aren’t we?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)

622 Damn if all these famous people keep reading Ace we’re going to have to start putting on clothes to post, aren’t we? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle No, they'll have to be naked on TV.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:20 PM (Cctty)

623 Ann Coulter is a secret moronette????? Or someone continues to filch material from here to RedEye?

 Posted by: di butler at January 01, 2010 03:18 AM (S3xX1)

I watched a C-Span interview with her tonight. Still a great hard-ass. I can see her murdering hobos.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:21 PM (dcKUM)

624 I can see her murdering hobos.

...with her mind.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (Gk/wA)

625 PGiS, I'm shocked and amazed that Dick Clark is still doing NYE. He's hard to understand now, but that he's recovered this much from his stroke is amazing.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (gofDd)

626 I watched a C-Span interview with her tonight. Still a great hard-ass. I can see her murdering hobos. Posted by: TexasJew Ahem, harvesting or culling.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (Cctty)

627 Back in the good old days when performers still wore clothes to perform.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 03:18 AM (RZ8pf)

I really would not want to see Barry Manilow perform naked.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (dcKUM)

628 Auld Lang Syne, Frank Capra-style: http://tinyurl.com/yc3h4lw
(From It's A Wonderful Life. Here's your chance to see Jimmy Stewart in colour.)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 10:22 PM (ubVcw)

629 Y'all need to come to Santa Monica. It's fertile grounds for hobo hunting.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:23 PM (gofDd)

630 (I posted the following in the Happy New Year thread, but since it seems to be moribund, I'm posting it here too).

Happy New Year to all youse guys from sunny (well, moony right now) Pasadena, California. Thanks for all your fellowship and yucks throughout this past trying year.

Here's to a better 2010.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 31, 2009 10:23 PM (tPZUr)

631 630, Longbow season starts when?

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (Cctty)

632 Now I'm sad the holidays are officially over. Well, after tomorrow. Now it's just winter. Blech. At least there's no snow here.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (gofDd)

633 eman, it's always longbow season.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:24 PM (gofDd)

634 okay back in a bit

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:25 PM (Gk/wA)

635

It looks like Red Eye is going to have some sort of New Year's Eve special.

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 10:25 PM (VgBzG)

636 626 PGiS, I'm shocked and amazed that Dick Clark is still doing NYE. He's hard to understand now, but that he's recovered this much from his stroke is amazing.Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 03:22 AM (gofDd)   My eldest cousin in Houston is about to hit 70 (and still gorgeous, btw), and she was on Dick Clark's American Bandstand in 1957 when she was 17, wearing a pink pony skirt. How damn old is that guy? He must have a portrait hidden somewhere, like Dorian Grey...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (dcKUM)

637 Ride of the Valkyries goes for 10 minutes. Whomever wrote this stole a lot of stuff from John Williams.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (Cctty)

638 It's my birthday this month. I'll be *gasp* 25yo. Time to start dyeing the white streaks.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (ubVcw)

639 Wherestherum, don't despair. There's always the Epiphany on the 6th, followed by Orthodox Christmas on the 7th. So party on!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 31, 2009 10:26 PM (tPZUr)

640 Dick Clark was born in 1929.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 31, 2009 10:28 PM (ubVcw)

641

TexasJew, I always thought that about Dick Clark as well. Or that he’s actually been dead for a while and they have a muppet that takes his place.

 

I loved American Bandstand. Not in the 50s obviously. In the 70s. I was very little, but my sisters were teenagers so we watched it religiously. “Great beat, I can dance to it!”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:29 PM (RZ8pf)

642 There's always the Epiphany on the 6th, followed by Orthodox Christmas on the 7th. So party on! That's right! The 12 Days of Christmas! How come more people don't celebrate this? Eastern Orthodox Christians, where are you?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:30 PM (gofDd)

643 Is Casey Kasem still alive?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:31 PM (gofDd)

644 638 Ride of the Valkyries goes for 10 minutes.

Whomever wrote this stole a lot of stuff from John Williams.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2010 03:26 AM (Cctty)

I don't think that Richard Wagner was born after John Williams, since that would make Williams around 173 years old. Let me Wiki that - that's such a reliable source.

And one more thing - "Kill the Wabbit"

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:31 PM (dcKUM)

645

My sister gave me a “Daily Bitch” calendar for Christmas and it is hilarious. For example “did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?” This calendar is going to make me smile every freakin day in 2010. And I suspect I’m going to need that!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:32 PM (RZ8pf)

646 644 Is Casey Kasem still alive?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 03:31 AM (gofDd)

Yes -he's still reaching for the stars.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:33 PM (dcKUM)

647 left over surf & turf (prime rib and lobster tail)...yum

Posted by: fartbubble at December 31, 2009 10:33 PM (cBeTr)

648

And as for that pic of Jayne --

That was BEFORE Photoshop.

Posted by: arhooley at December 31, 2009 10:36 PM (Mu1KD)

649 Now that the new year has started...I'm kinda hungry.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:37 PM (gofDd)

650

Thank God it’s been raining here because they neighbors bought the big ass illegal fireworks to shoot off. The kind that reverberate for a minute after they go off. It was pretty, but damn loud.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:38 PM (RZ8pf)

651 I wonder if anyone's gotten hit by wayward bullets yet.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:39 PM (gofDd)

652

OK, I’m pretty sure I’m becoming an alcoholic as well because I have almost polished off an entire bottle of $40 champagne by myself this evening and I’m not really feeling it.

 

Hope I don’t feel it when I wake up either because I’m due at a New Year’s Day party at noon. With people I don’t know. Whee, what a fun way to start the New Year. Not.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)

653 I'll be baking tomorrow. I don't have any plans to go anywhere and I'm happy with that. Come over to my place, PGiS.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:41 PM (gofDd)

654 Heh, one of Ann Coulter's New Year's resolutions was, "I'd like to quit murdering hobos."

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 10:43 PM (VgBzG)

655 Thank God it�s been raining here because they neighbors bought the big ass illegal fireworks to shoot off. The kind that reverberate for a minute after they go off. It was pretty, but damn loud.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 03:38 AM (RZ8pf)

One of the joys I had while back visiting family was introducing my 7 yo nephew to the wonders of fireworks. I had to explain what everything was ("these are 'black cats' even though there's no black cat on the package...") but he caught on quick. His favorites so far are bottle rockets.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM (DyEUW)

656 653

OK, I’m pretty sure I’m becoming an alcoholic as well because I have almost polished off an entire bottle of $40 champagne by myself this evening and I’m not really feeling it.

 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 03:40 AM (RZ8pf)

 

I once got stuck in my apartment years ago in northern Oklahoma during a massive blizzard, and all I had in the fridge were two large bottles of expensive Moet champagne. I called Domino's had them order a large pizza to me in the snow and ate the whole pie and drank both bottles. Was I bombed - It was being on LSD. Nothing better than a major champagne high.

 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:45 PM (dcKUM)

657 New Year's always feels kinda anticlimactic to me. Is that just me? And I always scowl at people who kiss at midnight that they show on TV. Partly out of envy, mostly out of the clicheness of it all.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:45 PM (gofDd)

658

Thanks for the invite Rum! Not tomorrow, though, but maybe this spring. And we can go to Disneyland. I’ve actually been thinking of heading to Disneyland this spring with my son. It’s about time for him to go again.

 

I have friends here who take their daughters every May. They have since the older one was a newborn. And she's 8 now.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:45 PM (RZ8pf)

659 Well thanks a lot TexasJew now I want a damn pizza and I’m too drunk to haul my ass to Safeway to buy one. Hmm, I guess I could improvise with a tortilla but that sounds like work.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (RZ8pf)

660 I never turn down an opportunity to go to Disneyland! And if you bring me along I get free parking. It's $14 to park there nowadays. I'm sure it'll go up to $15 next year. I remember thinking $10 was a lot to ask for parking. I remember when it was only $5 to park.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:47 PM (gofDd)

661 PAB has on a very titillating dress.

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (VgBzG)

662 PGiS, make a bagel pizza and pretend...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (dcKUM)

663 It's that time!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)

664 Wheeee!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)

665 MINE

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:48 PM (gofDd)

666 Crown me!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:49 PM (gofDd)

667 639 It's my birthday this month. I'll be *gasp* 25yo. Time to start dyeing the white streaks. ----------- I don't *even* want to hear it. I'm 46 and I have one long white hair in my beard that likes to stick straight out where I can see it from the corner of my eye. It's almost enough to motivate me to shave once in a while. Almost.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2009 10:49 PM (LD+ZJ)

668

Coulter probably turns her death ray eyes upon the hobos and they vaporize.

Whats this about Barry Manilow being naked? Please, I beg you, No! It would be like seeing Richard Simmons doing sweating to the oldies naked. Oh shit, now I am just grossing my own self out. At the Copaaaaa Copa cabaaanaaaaaa.....

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 10:49 PM (S3xX1)

669 I'll be 26 in 6 months, 5 days. I stopped counting when I turned 21, though. I always have to think about how old I am.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:50 PM (gofDd)

670 Casey Kasem http://tinyurl.com/yb8rv2a

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:51 PM (Cctty)

671

Rum, maybe we should also add in the faux ONT, which would have made this thread about 800 posts longer..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:51 PM (dcKUM)

672 whoa!
so I went and got a beer at the local bar
put $5 into video slots, turned it into $50!
gave the bartender a $20 tip
so far, 2010 is pretty good to me

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:52 PM (Gk/wA)

673

Hooray chemjeff!! I love a happy story!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:55 PM (RZ8pf)

674 Nice, chemjeff! It must be a good omen.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:55 PM (gofDd)

675 Nice one, chemjeff.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (Cctty)

676

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 03:52 AM (Gk/wA)

You could have rolled the dice, won another $500 and had a whole hour with a tranny hooker. Jackpot!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:56 PM (dcKUM)

677 maybe we should also add in the faux ONT, which would have made this thread about 800 posts longer.. I hit 666 there, too. The you thing was fun, but it gets old kinda fast.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 10:57 PM (gofDd)

678 oh and by the way, PGiS and WTR, you are both welcome to visit in La Grande anytime

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:57 PM (Gk/wA)

679

Dammit now I have a craving for Stouffer’s French Bread Pizza. Stop it TexasJew you are killing me.

 

By the way I had a friend ask me tonight about Luby’s and immediately I could taste their mac & cheese, even though the last time I was there was when I was 13. She asked me why I thought it was so much better than a typical “cafeteria” style restaurant and I couldn’t explain it. Please tell me it is still as good as my teenage memories?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 10:58 PM (RZ8pf)

680 TexasJew oh I know enough about the video slots that if you turn $5 into $50, you should quit

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:58 PM (Gk/wA)

681 Luby's?  really?
hmm

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 10:58 PM (Gk/wA)

682

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 03:57 AM (gofDd)

But if you do wind up going to hell, at least you'll get 25% off the barbecued chicken wings..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 10:59 PM (dcKUM)

683 The you thing was fun, but it gets old kinda fast. Posted by: wherestherum It's funny how it pisses people off.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 10:59 PM (Cctty)

684 That was a good Red Eye. 

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (VgBzG)

685 A new year, new crappy pictures to take, who shall be the first that I ban in 2010

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at December 31, 2009 11:00 PM (sYxEE)

686 I'm kinda hungry now, too. I was stuffed not long ago.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (Cctty)

687 Thanks for the invite, chemjeff. I'll have to take you up on it sometime. And I'll leave the handcuffs and crop at home.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (gofDd)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:01 PM (Gk/wA)

689 That was a good Red Eye. Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) I hope you nabbed some screen captures of PAB.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (Cctty)

690 I'm kinda hungry now, too. I was stuffed not long ago.

alcohol does that to ya

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (Gk/wA)

691 But if you do wind up going to hell, at least you'll get 25% off the barbecued chicken wings.. My employee discount is only for 25% off? Is Hell getting its budget cut, too?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (gofDd)

692 oh man it's sleeting here now
my poor car

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:02 PM (Gk/wA)

693 Please tell me it is still as good as my teenage memories?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 03:58 AM (RZ8pf)

I really like Luby's. They've even cut back on the sodium, because so many of their customers were keeling over their Louann plates.

I especially love going to places where I'm the youngest person there.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:03 PM (dcKUM)

694 WTR you work at BW3?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:03 PM (Gk/wA)

695 I didn't, eman, but did you see that dress?  My precioussss.

Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (VgBzG)

696 WTR oh you can bring the handcuffs and riding crop if you really want, it just depends on how long you are intending to stay

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (Gk/wA)

697 It's still 2009 in the NFL

To be decided this Sunday;

Two AFC Wild Card slots between Jets, Steelers, Ravens, Broncos, Texans

NFC East title between Eagles and Cowboys, playing each other this Sunday

2nd first round bye in NFC

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (sYxEE)

698 Only if BWW is Hell. I personally think BWW is heaven. No, I don't work there. I would be a really lousy waitress. I'd probably break plates all the time or dump food in rude people's laps.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (gofDd)

699

Damn a computer virus just tried to attack me, thankfully both IE and McAfee caught it. Be careful morons, there’s evil afoot at Ace, and I’m not just talking about Rum.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)

700 I didn't, eman, but did you see that dress? My precioussss. Posted by: Guy Fleegman (rdb) No TV. *sigh*

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:05 PM (Cctty)

701 My problem with the slots is not that I lose, I win. Big. Then keep playing. I won 10,000 and blew it all in 3 hrs last time I went to Biloxi. I always win a couple of thousand. I cant get the hang of the leave with the money part.

Posted by: di butler at December 31, 2009 11:06 PM (S3xX1)

702 I just mapped La Grande. Um, besides by car, how do you get to where you are, chemjeff? What's the local airport?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (gofDd)

703 so if I visited in Feb - that would be okay?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (Gk/wA)

704 some dancing eye candy for the morons - They want cha' - The brunette at the end is the best looking one

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 11:07 PM (Vu6sl)

705 WTR - the nearest big airport is Boise, ID - there are commercial airports in Pendleton, OR and Pasco, WA but they tend to be more expensive

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:08 PM (Gk/wA)

706

Trojan.Pidief.G virus from one of Ace's more advertisers.

Let's find out who and ask for free stuff. 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:08 PM (dcKUM)

707 702 My problem with the slots is not that I lose, I win. Big. Then keep playing. I won 10,000 and blew it all in 3 hrs last time I went to Biloxi. I always win a couple of thousand. I cant get the hang of the leave with the money part.

well honestly, though - if you put $100 and it turns into $10,000 but you play through it all - that's okay cuz it was $100  worth of entertainment to ya

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (Gk/wA)

708 chemjeff, one of my friends flew into Pendleton in 08. She really loved it up there. Her boyfriend grew up in Athena and they were attending his HS reunion.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:10 PM (gofDd)

709 WTR it's not easy to get to La Grande - when people come to interview here, they either fly into Pendleton, Boise, or Walla Walla

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:11 PM (Gk/wA)

710 so if I visited in Feb - that would be okay? If you visit SoCal in Feb you might get lucky and hit on the 80 degree days we occasionally have.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:11 PM (gofDd)

711 702 My problem with the slots is not that I lose, I win. Big. Then keep playing. I won 10,000 and blew it all in 3 hrs last time I went to Biloxi. I always win a couple of thousand. I cant get the hang of the leave with the money part.

Posted by: di butler at January 01, 2010 04:06 AM (S3xX1)

I'm in the oil business. We bet millions on every well. I personally like to gamble, but throwing out those big numbers is insane.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:11 PM (dcKUM)

712 well I see there are some cheap flights from Boise to LAX in Feb, and I have some disposable income (hopefully) so it's a real possibility, if you're up to it

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (Gk/wA)

713 i want to go back to Seattle too - i haven't been there in a long time

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:12 PM (Gk/wA)

714 actually I wouldn't mind seeing Portland again, or even going to Spokane - I hear Spokane is weird but I don't know anything about it - also I want to see Coeur d'Alene

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:13 PM (Gk/wA)

715 711 so if I visited in Feb - that would be okay?

If you visit SoCal in Feb you might get lucky and hit on the 80 degree days we occasionally have.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 04:11 AM (gofDd)

Based on that, I'm pretty sure he's making plans right this minute

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (Vu6sl)

716 Athena?  you know someone who went to school in Athena?  wow that's incredibly rare

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (Gk/wA)

717 oh conscious shame on you, I'm a gentleman!

i'll bring baked bread products!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:14 PM (Gk/wA)

718 718 oh conscious shame on you, I'm a gentleman!

i'll bring baked bread products!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 04:14 AM (Gk/wA)

I know, but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: conscious, and pretty much lit at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (Vu6sl)

719

Chemjeff, you should visit Seattle again. I’d show you a good time. Errr, I mean a good time around town of course…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:16 PM (RZ8pf)

720 i'll bring baked bread products! Hot damn! I'll trade ya for cookies! Come on down in Feb. I don't really had any job prospects at the moment, although I suppose once I get back from Disney World I should be sending my resume out like mad.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:17 PM (gofDd)

721 okay PGiS, actually, how about weekend of Jan. 16 ?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:17 PM (Gk/wA)

722

I’ve been drinking champagne, not smoking marijuana, yet I have the munchies like you wouldn’t believe right now. I’ve already eaten a few pieces of bread and now I melted cheese on a tortilla. WTF is that about?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:18 PM (RZ8pf)

723

I think that I'll do more driving thatn flying these days, if I can. I love to fly, but the stupid security is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:18 PM (dcKUM)

724 well alcohol stimulates your appetite too

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:19 PM (Gk/wA)

725 you know someone who went to school in Athena? His parents were mad scientists or something. Ok, not really "mad" but super smart. I think they were physicists or something. Isn't there a nuclear waste area up there somewhere?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:19 PM (gofDd)

726

Chemjeff, if I’m reading the calendar right (which I’m drunk so I might not be) I don’t have my son that weekend, so sure.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:19 PM (RZ8pf)

727

I would’ve loved it if my parents were mad scientists. But, they were pretty good parents despite the lack of mad scientist behavior.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:20 PM (RZ8pf)

728 WTR there is a chemical weapons incineration plant near here, and there is a national laboratory near here

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:21 PM (Gk/wA)

729 723

I’ve been drinking champagne, not smoking marijuana, yet I have the munchies like you wouldn’t believe right now. I’ve already eaten a few pieces of bread and now I melted cheese on a tortilla. WTF is that about?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 04:18 AM (RZ8pf)

You've been mithridated in the Beta-maleness of us Morons. It creates a Pavlovian response and craving for delectable and woefully fattening food items.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:21 PM (dcKUM)

730 I think mad scientist and good parent are preclusive. Might not be, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (gofDd)

731 okay PGiS

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:22 PM (Gk/wA)

732 wow this is turning out to be a very busy Jan 2010 for me

i have an interview on Jan 11
and I'm visiting PGiS on Jan 16

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (Gk/wA)

733 Hmm according to monster.com 13 people have looked at my resume. I haven't been contacted since November by anyone, though. Job hunting is going to suck.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:24 PM (gofDd)

734 731 I think mad scientist and good parent are preclusive.

Might not be, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 04:22 AM (gofDd)

That would make a terrific plot - having mad scientists as parents. Would they cackle during the parent-teacher conference?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:25 PM (dcKUM)

735

OK chemjeff but you have to visit Rum in February then, fair’s fair.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)

736 Usually, I'm one of the morning readers of AoS, never realized how long these ONT threads get! I just got caught up!

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (LJaVO)

737 That would make a terrific plot - having mad scientists as parents. Would they cackle during the parent-teacher conference? They would scheme to take over the school's science lab. Speaking of mad scientists, does anyone watch Eureka? It used to be on SciFi. I hope they bring it back since it went on hiatus in the middle of the 3rd season.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (gofDd)

738 734 Hmm according to monster.com 13 people have looked at my resume. I haven't been contacted since November by anyone, though.

Job hunting is going to suck.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 01, 2010 04:24 AM (gofDd)

Aren't you trying to get back into paralegal?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:27 PM (dcKUM)

739 Adios, folks. Happy New Year!

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (Cctty)

740 Happy New Year, Jay! Welcome to the ONT Night Owls.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (gofDd)

741

Rum, tell me about it, I am not looking forward to job hunting. I’ve been putting it off but that won’t work forever. So, I guess I need to roll up my sleeves and try. Blech.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (RZ8pf)

742 bye eman happy 2010

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (Gk/wA)

743 Good night, eman! Aren't you trying to get back into paralegal? I am. Although I'll take anything administrative that's a 9-5 type office job.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:28 PM (gofDd)

744 Jay welcome! happy new year!
join the drunken crowd!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (Gk/wA)

745

Eman, Happy New Year!!! Thanks for the good time tonight!!! Sweet dreams!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)

746 PGiS why are you job hunting? is your job going away?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:29 PM (Gk/wA)

747 wow Jan & Feb 2010 are going to be super-busy for me

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:30 PM (Gk/wA)

748 PGiS, I wish I was one of those well connected types who could take advantage of nepotism. Sadly I'm one of the most unconnected people in the world. I do know someone who owns a very successful production company, but the times I tried asking her for help weren't very productive. And I didn't want to pester her because she's so busy.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:31 PM (gofDd)

749

Chemjeff, I haven’t had a job in 10 years, I retired young from a certain software company located in Redmond. But, I can no longer depend on the stock market I’m afraid, so I need to get a real job sometime in the next 2 years.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:31 PM (RZ8pf)

750 See, chemjeff? 2010 is looking great for you!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:31 PM (gofDd)

751 I guess my New Year's resolution is to get a decent paying job. Heh.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:33 PM (gofDd)

752 Well on my way, chemjeff.

Interesting conversations I've caught up on. Think I'll have to scour the archives for the infamous Memorial Day thread, since I heard about it on the other site.

Like I said, I read AoS during the day. This is a treat to stay up and play.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 31, 2009 11:34 PM (LJaVO)

753 750

Chemjeff, I haven’t had a job in 10 years, I retired young from a certain software company located in Redmond. But, I can no longer depend on the stock market I’m afraid, so I need to get a real job sometime in the next 2 years.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 01, 2010 04:31 AM (RZ8pf)

That's a rather amazing story. Not many of us can say that...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:35 PM (dcKUM)

754 PGiS, I don't think you need to worry too much, Boeing stock isn't going anywhere.

Wait, what company was that?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 31, 2009 11:36 PM (LJaVO)

755 All I ask is for a job that I enjoy, gives me decent sick and vacation time, and pays me $40-50k/yr. Is that a lot to ask?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:38 PM (gofDd)

756 Wow PGiS that's amazing - so are you a programmer? what kind of job are you looking for? why not start your own company?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:38 PM (Gk/wA)

757 756 All I ask is for a job that I enjoy, gives me decent sick and vacation time, and pays me $40-50k/yr. Is that a lot to ask?

Starting?  Yeah it is actually - unfortunately

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:39 PM (Gk/wA)

758

OK I am eating my way through the kitchen now. Great, 2010 is starting with me being the human vacuum cleaner, what’s that about?

 

Honestly, my divorce didn’t help the finances either, but that was 7 years ago. He still works for the large software company, and lives in a multi million dollar home on a lake. But, hey, I’m only slightly bitter that he ended up with more then me despite us living in a community property state. Lawyers are sometimes helpful and sometimes not. Let’s just say mine wasn’t.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:40 PM (RZ8pf)

759 Great, 2010 is starting with me being the human vacuum cleaner, what’s that about?

man you really gotta come visit

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:41 PM (Gk/wA)

760 okay I think I might finally be a bit buzzed, on my way to drunk

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:41 PM (Gk/wA)

761

No, not a programmer unfortunately. Boeing is located in Renton, not Redmond Jay. And thankfully I no longer own stock in the company I worked for, haven’t in years.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:42 PM (RZ8pf)

762 Starting? Yeah it is actually - unfortunately In LA? One HR person I talked to for a job I interviewed for asked how I wanted to make starting and I told her the above amount. She said that was reasonable and could be negotiated. Then she said other people had asked for $75k. For a paralegal/secretary position. Can you imagine? That takes chutzpah.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:43 PM (gofDd)

763

Now that we're all politely drunk, I have to say goodnight!

And Happy New Year...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 31, 2009 11:43 PM (dcKUM)

764

Oh heck I didn’t mean it that way. (blushing).

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:43 PM (RZ8pf)

765 Good night, TJ!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:44 PM (gofDd)

766 Where the white goats at?

Posted by: Bilal the stud at December 31, 2009 11:44 PM (SwkdU)

767

Happy New Year TexasJew!!! Even though I’m not quite sure what “politely drunk” is. Didn’t we pass that around 3pm?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)

768

The thing I like about listening to the police scanner is that no matter how effed up you think your life is, it proves to you over and over again that there are people out there who have way more effed up lives then you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:46 PM (RZ8pf)

769 Sorry PGiS, bad attempt at a joke.

And being a programmer isn't that great either, sometimes! From using the product, I'm sure that's true at the company in Redmond! At least they pay, it seems.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 31, 2009 11:46 PM (LJaVO)

770 wtr, I would hope that you could get 40-50k in SoCal. Sounds like it's expensive to live out there. I'm happy with that out here in flyover country.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 31, 2009 11:50 PM (LJaVO)

771 PGiS that is why I listen to Dr. Laura

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:50 PM (Gk/wA)

772 No love for the Bilal man on New Years?

Posted by: Bilal the lover at December 31, 2009 11:51 PM (SwkdU)

773 Thanks, Jay. Yeah, LA is ridiculously expensive. And yet not nearly as bad as San Fran or NYC. If I was living in NYC I'd ask for $75k starting. At least in LA I have the benefit of living at home.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:52 PM (gofDd)

774

I know Jay, just giving you a hard time. I don’t think they pay as much as they used to. And it isn’t true actually that I haven’t worked in 10 years; I’ve had several contract gigs. But they dried up a year ago in the massive lay-off cost cutting.

 

 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:53 PM (RZ8pf)

775 WTR well my sister makes $25K living in Houston, granted she's not a paralegal but still $40K may be asking a lot for starting salary

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:53 PM (Gk/wA)

776

I’m starting in on the candy, I guess I’d better go to bed before I begin chewing up the furniture or something.

 

Happy New Year to my favorite people in the universe who keep me sane when the world is going to hell in a hand basket around us.

 

And thanks Rum, for helping me tonight, I really needed it and you were there for me. Hugs!!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 31, 2009 11:53 PM (RZ8pf)

777 good night PGiS see u soon on an ONT

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:54 PM (Gk/wA)

778 Cost of living in Houston was way, way less than LA though. I could probably live well enough on that in Houston. I was barely making $27k as a paralegal in LA and that's because the firm I worked for severely underpaid everyone. The office manager still makes less than $50k and she should be making at least that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:55 PM (gofDd)

779 I'm related to those people on the scanner, and they are even more effed up than it sounds.

Posted by: kurtilator at December 31, 2009 11:55 PM (juh4Z)

780 Hugs back atcha, PGiS! Anytime you need anything just send me an email. Have a good night!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:56 PM (gofDd)

781 I suppose I should go to bed, too. Got some baking and packing ahead of me later in the day. Good night!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 31, 2009 11:56 PM (gofDd)

782 Those contract gigs dried up in the middle of the country, too, PGiS. Lots of contract workers looking for the full time gigs now. Going for the stability now, instead of the big bucks the contract jobs used to seem to pay.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 31, 2009 11:57 PM (LJaVO)

783

really? i didn't think LA was that much more expensive than Houston

nevertheless, there's the intangible cost of experience

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:57 PM (Gk/wA)

784 good night WTR sweet dreams

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:58 PM (Gk/wA)

785 hmm being related to people on police scanner.... not good, not good

Posted by: chemjeff at December 31, 2009 11:59 PM (Gk/wA)

786

okay i am going to bed too

sweet dreams all

remember, this is the year when O-bumbles-Mc-Muslim gets put in his place

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 12:00 AM (Gk/wA)

787 hehe, someone has to be related to the people on the scanner. Might as well be kurtilator!

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 01, 2010 12:01 AM (LJaVO)

788 wow, I killed the ONT! Do I get a merit badge for that?

Gnite all.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 01, 2010 12:02 AM (LJaVO)

789 You get a year's subscription free. I'll try to revive the thread.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2010 12:06 AM (SwkdU)

790 No merit badge for you Jay in Ames!

You killed the ONT!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2010 12:18 AM (aVzyR)

791 Hey fluffy,

Do 'ya think there is a thread to be revived?

Or, is there anyone around willing to play?



Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2010 12:22 AM (aVzyR)

792 it may be badly frayed, but we can make the most of it.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2010 12:24 AM (SwkdU)

793 789 wow, I killed the ONT! Do I get a merit badge for that?

Nope, just a booby prize ...

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at January 01, 2010 12:26 AM (22if9)

794 Mmm! Boobies...

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2010 12:30 AM (SwkdU)

795 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

Posted by: curious at January 01, 2010 12:42 AM (p302b)

796 Happy New Year curious. Sunrise in about an hour.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2010 12:55 AM (SwkdU)

797 Happy New Year!

Posted by: Little Miss Attila at January 01, 2010 01:30 AM (saBHO)

798 I can't believe I am still awake, and almost sober again.  And I still have scotch left.

Posted by: kurtilator at January 01, 2010 02:23 AM (juh4Z)

799 I can't believe I am still awake, and almost sober again. And I still have scotch left. Kurt, since you are awake and mostly sober, can you come down to the station and bail me out? Save me some of that scotch, will ya? My cell mate keeps winking at me.

Posted by: Cousin Deke at January 01, 2010 02:31 AM (SwkdU)

800 Weird dream last night.  I took my 1973 Toyota Celica, which I haven't owned since 1981, to Syracuse University, where I had to do something related to a class or administration. I graduated in 81 and I haven't been on campus five times since.  Anyway, I had a cat in the car, and it got towed or stolen - I woke up before I found out which. 

Don't mix champagne and beer.   My advice is always too late, and free. 

Posted by: MarkD at January 01, 2010 04:03 AM (nur8S)

801

Good Morning Morons and Happy New Year!

 

No, I don’t have any scotch left. That’s because I never had any scotch to begin with. I do have bourbon left even though I drank 20 shots and 7 beers last night.

 

The worst part about it is my phone shows I called 4 different people just before midnight all over the country and I have no freakin idea what I talked about and…

 

I feal like shit this morning and…..

 

I’m hungry……

 

Where’s my samich?

 

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 04:17 AM (QrA9E)

802 Happy Hogmanay all.

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803 How were women in the 1950's able to make their bodies assume those weird shapes - conical boobs, bizarre hips... And why would they WANT to, when God knows the most beautiful object known to Man is a gloriously naked woman??

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804

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805

i think they just build link for their website.

it is really not good

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