May 30, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Memorial Day Edition
— Maetenloch

It was two years ago on a night just like tonight that the infamous Memorial Day ONT happened. It shocked even veteran moron-types, brought down anger and pinch-faced scoldery from on high, and damn near got the ONT canceled.

So in memory of that debacle, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

In fact there's a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments. Failure will be punished by mockery until the next poor bastard screws up. It's not a flame war though. Oh and Vegas rules also apply - what happens on tonight's ONT, stays on tonight's ONT. Afterwards let us never speak of it again.

Okay actually most of the usual blog rules do apply - no racial BS, no Penthouse Letters, and no creepy sexual stuff. Salute to Memorial Day: ‘Battleground’ (1949)
Here John Nolte presents the movie clip that he thinks best represents the spirit of America’s fighting men and women:

Forced to choose a single moment from a single film that best exemplifies the extraordinary spirit America’s fighting men and women show day in and day out in their sacred duty to protect this country, it would be this one.
Whitmore plays Sgt. Kinnie, the battle hardened leader of a small group of soldiers lost and confused in the midst of the Battle of the Bulge. Because of frostbite, Kinnie limps through most of the film as he leads the men through increasingly difficult times right up to that dreaded moment where bayonets are necessary because the ammunition’s run out.

...After endless days of hell, Kinnie and the other survivors are finally out of danger and set to be relieved by fresh troops. Hungry, exhausted, and shaken to the core, they’re a ragtag bunch dreaming only of a hot meal and clean sheets. Kinnie understands, though, that his men have one more mission: to put on a brave face and show their replacements a fighting spirit.

Walter Russell Mead: Why the Victory in Iraq Matters

That victory was much more than a dignified escape from a sticky predicament. The coalition victory in Iraq was a historical turning point that may well turn out to be comparable to the cannonade of Valmy. It changed the course of world history. We have not done justice to those who gave their lives in Iraq until we recognize the full dimensions of their achievement.

The story of Iraq has yet to be told. It is too politically sensitive for the intelligentsia to handle just yet; passions need to cool before the professors and the pundits who worked themselves into paroxysms of hatred and disdain for the Bush administration can come to grips with how wrongheaded they’ve been.

But on this Memorial Day it is not enough to remember, and give thanks, that Osama’s dream died before he did and that the terror movement has been gravely wounded at its heart.

Because the dream didn’t just die.

It was killed.

And it was killed by coalition forces..

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Shocker: Every Rape in Oslo, Norway in Past 5 Years Was By Non-Western Foreigners
Man those youths of unknown ethnicity sure love the rapin':

In Oslo all sexual assaults involving rape in the past year has been committed by males of non-western background this was the conclusion of a police report published today. This means that every single rape assault in the last five years, where the rapist could be identified, he was a man of foreign origin.
And complete coincidentally Oslo is about 7.5% muslim.
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Women Giving Up on North Korea?

There are several reasons why women are leading the exodus. First, since elements of small-scale capitalism were introduced in the early 2000s, women have become more active earning money for their families in the open-air markets and as a result found themselves with more power. But after a botched currency reform in 2008 that aimed to quell small-scale capitalism, these women gave up on the regime that tried to destroy their livelihood.

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CA Puts A Wrap On Pr0n Industry
Because they've solved all the other pressing problems in the state they now have time to worry about what porn stars are wearing.

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Why Video Games Suck
According to Irish stand comic, Dara Ó Briain. But of course only being able to see later parts of the game after meeting challenges is part of the appeal of video games too.

Churchill Being Churchill

In the summer of 1941 Sergeant James Allen Ward was awarded the Victoria Cross for climbing out onto the wing of his Wellington bomber, 13,000 feet above the Zuider Zee, to extinguish a fire in the starboard engine. Secured only by a rope around his waist, he managed not only to smother the fire but also to return along the wing to the aircraft’s cabin. Churchill, an admirer as well as a performer of swashbuckling exploits, summoned the shy New Zealander to 10 Downing Street. Ward, struck dumb with awe in Churchill’s presence, was unable to answer the prime minister’s questions. Churchill surveyed the unhappy hero with some compassion. “You must feel very humble and awkward in my presence,” he said.

“Yes, sir,” managed Ward.

“Then you can imagine how humble and awkward I feel in yours.”

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The 10 Best Sports Films
I've seen all of these made after 1965 and I can think of a few more that should have been included. But of these ten I probably like Breaking Away best. One of its best features is that there really are no bad people in the movie - well except for the cheating Italians.

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Classic Luggage
Maybe it's time to update this and work in TSA workers along teh way.

Women Feel Judged Most by Other Women When They Wear a Bikini
Nobody's harsher on women than other ladies:

Women in bikinis aren't so concerned about whether their crush thinks they look sexy or whether the guy sitting a few lounge chairs over is leering at them. They worry most about other women judging them.

In a telling swimsuit poll done by Fitness magazine, 80 percent of women said they think other women are scrutinizing them when they put on that two-piece, and 89 percent said other girls were their harshest critics on the beach or at the pool.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.

Tonight's post brought to you by the frozen Chosin:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 04:54 PM | Comments (886)
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1 Thanks for the linkage, Maet!  And thanks to all of our Morons and Moronettes who have served this great country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 04:57 PM (l8yvX)

2 What the fuck?  I don't like to fucking curse.  Or cuss...as they say here in Tex-ass.

Posted by: Geronimo at May 30, 2011 04:57 PM (KSbzL)

3 Seabiscuit made the top ten spots movies?  Didn't that star Sarah Jessica Parker?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 04:58 PM (l8yvX)

4 I'd like to add Victory as one of the fucking best sports movies of all time.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 04:59 PM (/izg2)

5 God bless all those who serve this great country.  Thank you for your service.

May all glory and honor be given to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for our liberties. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (tcGv3)

6 I am conflicted. Because a lot of your topics tonight are kind of solemn. So they don't really lend themselves to lewd.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (RZ8pf)

7 Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "Sarah...why such the long face?"

BA-DUMP-DUMP

Posted by: Geronimo at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (KSbzL)

8 Where is Hoosiers on the sport movie list?

Posted by: delmar at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (d9sox)

9 4 I'd like to add Victory as one of the fucking best sports movies of all time.

I also like the original Rocky and Miracle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (l8yvX)

Posted by: Jose at May 30, 2011 05:01 PM (WTNJJ)

11 Of fuck, I fucking forgot to fucking curse in my first three fucking comments.  Fuck me with a fucking fuckstick!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 05:01 PM (l8yvX)

12 Field of Dreams was probably the last movie Kevin Costner did that didn't fucking suck. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:01 PM (tcGv3)

13

Good stuff tonight.  Thoughts and prayers for all our guys and gals in harm's way.

Not suprised about the swimsuit thing.  I've always had the suspicion that anybody who thinks women are all sweetness 'n' light has never heard two females talking about a third woman who isn't in the room.

Have I sworn yet?  No?

Fuck.

That's better.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:02 PM (O0BIV)

14 Wyatt, didn't you read the fuckin' rules?  Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!

Posted by: ed at May 30, 2011 05:02 PM (Y2WVW)

15 10 Say it isn't so Christina.

Would still hit?

Fuck yes!  I think there's some photoshoppy crap going on with the seated pics.  Looks much larger than the others.  Seriously.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 05:02 PM (l8yvX)

16 Shit!

Posted by: delmar at May 30, 2011 05:02 PM (d9sox)

17

Wyatt, from now on, you shall be known as...

Weiner Earp.

Deal with it.

Fucko.

Posted by: ed at May 30, 2011 05:03 PM (Y2WVW)

18 14 Wyatt, didn't you read the fuckin' rules?  Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!

Sorry, I'm a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 05:03 PM (l8yvX)

19 For all you morons interested in this, I present:

Her Royal Hotness.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:04 PM (tcGv3)

20 My subject:  Newsweek magazine now too hip for me.

I take the link from wherever to a Newsweek page, on which is something I think I want to read about how we might get to pitchforks in the U.S., given our collective mood or something, and reach only line nine, and the author drops the f-bomb on me!

Totally fucking gratuitous!

Would the NYT do that?  The WaPo?  How about the WSJ?


Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 05:04 PM (4sQwu)

21 Field of Dreams was probably the last movie Kevin Costner did that didn't fucking suck. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

Well, my wife loved Kevin Costner and she really liked "For the Love of the Game".  But I thought it was really a sucky chick flick. "Tin Cup" was sorta funny, but it was about golf, and I hate golf. 

So yeah, "Field of Dreams" was probably the last movie Costner made that didn't suck.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:05 PM (sJTmU)

22 19 For all you morons interested in this, I present:

Her Royal Hotness.

Fuckin' A, Kratos!  She's so deliciously hot.

Posted by: Wiener Earp at May 30, 2011 05:06 PM (l8yvX)

23 Does that count? Oh, and nice t&a add on to the sports movies link for the 'rons.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:06 PM (j7W+t)

24

Field of Dreams = my cleavage?

Does that toe the line enough?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:06 PM (RZ8pf)

25 Evening you bunch of fuckin' idiots. Happy Memorial Day. To those who are serving, have served and those who've made the ultimate sacrifice, we salute you. You're a special breed, indeed. And we're grateful.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at May 30, 2011 05:06 PM (HjxoE)

26 I thought Open Range was pretty good.  But he was second man to Robert Duvall, so that probably helped.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:06 PM (O0BIV)

27 Because a lot of your topics tonight are kind of solemn. So they don't really lend themselves to lewd.

That's what I was thinking, but I'm sure that will be remedied here shortly.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (vbh31)

28 Chriss Angell creeps me out. He makes me NOT want to buy orville redenbacker popcorn. spokesperson fail.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (RZ8pf)

29 Oh, and:  Fuck.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (O0BIV)

30 Would the NYT do that?  The WaPo?  How about the WSJ?


Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind

 

Newsweak will be going chapter 13 pretty soon. Fuckers.

Heh.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (sJTmU)

31 I missed that thread somehow, but I see the Chevy SUV was posting a lot that night. 

Good evening, all. 

We woke to fresh snow on the slopes near our house (not down on the house proper, however) and then had some lovely hail this afternoon... but now it's pretty out.  Utah likes to taunt us with blustery days and lovely clear early evenings!

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (pW2o8)

32 I also like the original Rocky and Miracle.

Miracle!  How could I forget.  And I just watched it again a few weeks ago.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (/izg2)

33 Well, shit!

Posted by: elspeth at May 30, 2011 05:08 PM (XFut+)

34 Shit.  I didn't read the rules.  Crap.  Fuck.  Damn.

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 05:08 PM (pW2o8)

35 OK, speaking of epic advertising fails, I really don't think I can eat "magnum" ice cream. I mean, i know it must be a perfectly fine word, but whenever I hear it I think of condoms.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:08 PM (RZ8pf)

36 Ali, with will smith was pretty good. My all time campy sports movie would be Vision Quest. It had it all, good music, I still listen to lunitic fringe when I work out, A piping hot girl, and a Karate Kid ending that makes you cheer. Oh, I almost forgot "FUCKSHITPISS"

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 05:09 PM (NtTkA)

37 Chariots of Fire was the most boring sports movie ever made.  The music put me to sleep and the slow motion running is un-fucking-bearable.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2011 05:09 PM (BeusG)

38

so do i spend my time reading the last memorial day thread or this one.

 

Also, I've only seen two of the fracking movies on the sports list.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:09 PM (DKV43)

39 Her Royal Hotness. Fuck it all. She's not royal, her sister is royal.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:09 PM (j7W+t)

40 Well, my wife loved Kevin Costner and she really liked "For the Love of the Game". But I thought it was really a sucky chick flick. "Tin Cup" was sorta funny, but it was about golf, and I hate golf. If you spliced together all of the actual baseball parts of "For the Love of the Game", you'd have a pretty bitchin' fucking sports movie. Of course, it'd only be 30 minutes long...... "Tin Cup" was a fun flick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:09 PM (9Lm5R)

41 A big FUCK YOU to all the enemies our troops have trounced,are currently trouncing and will trounce in the future!

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:09 PM (GCjGG)

42 Went to a wedding today and NOT one mention of Memorial Day. I was very disappointed and sad

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 30, 2011 05:10 PM (7wmOW)

43 okay, just breezed through the end of the infamous ONT and i remember why Bl#zer's banning was inevitable

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:10 PM (DKV43)

44 ROPMA - Religion of Peace My Ass:

girl, 19, 'stoned to death after taking part in beauty contest'

Let's play Guess That Religion! 

/Definitely Amish. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:10 PM (tcGv3)

45 God helps us, you fuckwits.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:10 PM (6neGz)

46 I mean, i know it must be a perfectly fine word, but whenever I hear it I think of condoms.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle

You seem to have a one track mind. Do you have a newsletter that I could subscribe to?

Just asking.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:10 PM (sJTmU)

47

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle

For a second there I thought that was 'mangum.'  I had visions of an ice cream that gives you mouth herpes and stabs you.

Additionally: Shit.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (O0BIV)

48 Miracle! How could I forget. Oh yeah, it has Kurt Russell and that blue eyed hottie that's on CSI NY now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (j7W+t)

49 Fuck it all. She's not royal, her sister is royal.

Jealous much? 

I didn't come up with the damn moniker! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (tcGv3)

50

Chariots of Fire was the most boring sports movie ever made.  The music put me to sleep and the slow motion running is un-fucking-bearable.

 

I liked the first 20 minutes a lot. It did a great job of capturing post WW 1 england, especially with the horribly wounded vets and their prospects upon returning from war.

As for the rest of the film, meh

 

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (DKV43)

51 I have to confess, I have never read the infamous Memorial Day ONT. I think I was out of town and only heard about it when I got back. Might be a fun thing to do this evening.

Oh, and fuck.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (a+MmI)

52 WSJ is reporting that hackers are broadening their attacks!

I would not have described that weenie as "broad."  More like a kosher slim jim.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (4sQwu)

53 Speaking of sports, the fucking Buckeyes are fucking hosed. 

AND THE WORLD REJOICES!!! 


Also, congratulations to the 2011 Big Ten Football Champion Cornhuskers!

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 05:12 PM (pW2o8)

54 Let's play Guess That Religion! '' Wiccans

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:12 PM (j7W+t)

55 45 God helps us, you fuckwits.

God helps those who fuckin' help themselves. 

/Not actually in the Bible - I wonder where that phrase originated? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:12 PM (tcGv3)

56 You seem to have a one track mind. Just wait till we start up the search for mr. purples replacement.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:13 PM (j7W+t)

57 Utah likes to taunt us with blustery days and lovely clear early evenings!

Posted by: Y-not

You silly California person. Go back to your silly perfect weather, because you are a silly person, whose mother was a hamster, and father stank of elderberries.

Now begone, or I will taunt you again!

Posted by: Utah! at May 30, 2011 05:13 PM (sJTmU)

58 As far as baseball movies go, Eight Men Out is far superior to Field of Dreams with its woo-woo ghost-ball bullshit.

Even if John Sayles and most of the cast are fucking Hollyweird libtards.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2011 05:13 PM (BeusG)

59 Jealous much? Nope, my boobs are way bigger.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (j7W+t)

60 I don't find Pippa all that hot.Commence firing,motherfuckers!

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (GCjGG)

61

So in memory of that debacle, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

In fact there's a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments.

Is this a fuckin' prank?

Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (th0op)

62 Count de Monet, regarding the photo Weiner's mom you linked on the previous thread, That's some hawt lingerie!

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 05:15 PM (j/5DA)

63 Field of Dreams was probably the last movie Kevin Costner did that didn't fucking suck. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 10:01 PM (tcGv3)

Waterworld! It should have won an academy award!

Posted by: robtr at May 30, 2011 05:15 PM (MtwBb)

64 Also, is anyone else watching The Killing? I think it is on AMC, but I bittorrent it, so I forget. Anyway, I thought it was just ok at first, but I am on episode 10 and it has grown on me.

I guess it is an American remake of a Danish miniseries, but it is about a murder investigation in Seattle and it uses that city's dreary, overcast, rainy weather to good effect.

Very much worth watching

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2011 05:15 PM (a+MmI)

65 Nope, my boobs are way bigger.

FUCKING BUNK!

Posted by: Wiener Earp at May 30, 2011 05:15 PM (l8yvX)

66 since we're going old school HQ can we link to the classic lemon party or spiderman photo?

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:15 PM (DKV43)

67 Nope, my boobs are way bigger.

Forgive me, but I don't wanna see pics.  I'll take your word for it...

/Pippa is...okay, I guess, *shrugs*. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (tcGv3)

68 I don't think I posted at all in that infamous ONT.I was around at the time and usually lurked at least.I'm not in it,so fuck it.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (GCjGG)

69

Waterworld! It should have won an academy award!

Posted by: robtr at May 30, 2011 10:15 PM (MtwBb)

That counts as following the rules.  For fuckin' sure.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (6neGz)

70 Nope, my boobs are way bigger. Pics, or it didn't....yadda, yadda, yadda.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (9Lm5R)

71 How about the Longest Fucking Yard? The original of course.

Posted by: ziptie at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (nj7LO)

72 For those that didn't see dawn's early light.  We did, and we thank you.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (x3YFz)

73 I don't find Pippa all that hot.Commence firing,motherfuckers!

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 10:14 PM (GCjGG)

You should just go ahead and say you are gay now and get it over with .

Posted by: robtr at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (MtwBb)

74 So in memory of that debacle, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

Uh. You mean there have been rules against it all this time. Boy, am I blushing now!

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (piMMO)

75 63, You do mean the pron version with the Enemas, right?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (NtTkA)

76 FUCKING BUNK! Posted by: Wiener Ear Seriously, did you check the sport movie link? Huuuge tracts of land in the ad there, for visual aids to your fapping.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (j7W+t)

77

I'm not hufifng glue, Trojan has a "magnum" condom. I've heard tales of men who need them.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (RZ8pf)

78 Wait.

No Rocky? The original...Rocky?

Whatever.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:17 PM (piMMO)

79 /Not actually in the Bible - I wonder where that phrase originated?

Fucking Ben Franklin. It's in his book, The Autobiography of Ben F(ucking) Franklin, by Ben Fucking Franklin.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2011 05:17 PM (a+MmI)

80 In fact there's a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments.

Fuck you, I ain't doing it.
D'OH!

Posted by: YIKES! at May 30, 2011 05:17 PM (NNf5U)

81 since we're going old school HQ can we link to the classic lemon party or spiderman photo?

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 10:15 PM (DKV43)

Hold your horses.  That'll be here when chemjeff arrives.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:17 PM (6neGz)

82 My neighbor across the street is one of the "Chosin Few"--a wonderful marine who was with a tank unit there.

Posted by: runningrn at May 30, 2011 05:17 PM (ihSHD)

83 Fuckity fuck fuck.

I cursed 3x. Did I do good?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:17 PM (YxBuk)

84 Seriously, did you check the sport movie link? Huuuge tracts of land in the ad there, for visual aids to your fapping.


Yeah, but those aren't real fucking women . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (l8yvX)

85 I go away for a couple days and this is my fucking welcome home?!?!? No dic-pic for you!

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (4Kl5M)

86 I'm not hufifng glue, Trojan has a "magnum" condom. I've heard tales of men who need them. Errr, all condoms fucking come in strangely named sizes......Large, Magnum and Gargantuan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (9Lm5R)

87

Waterworld! It should have won an academy award!

Posted by: robtr

That guy Costner had fucking gills and also drank his own piss. What were they thinking? 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (sJTmU)

88 I've heard tales of men who need them. Oooh, kinda like fucking unicorns that poop skittles?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (j7W+t)

89 LOL at a gal over on Twitter who tweeted that the best prank anyone every played on her was taking the checkbook for her brokerage account and writing checks all over town.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (piMMO)

90 Went to a wedding today and NOT one mention of Memorial Day. I was very disappointed and sad

Why would someone get married 1) on a Monday and 2) on Memorial Day?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (YxBuk)

91 73 I have an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it,just that she is no great beauty.I can think of many hotter chicks,her sister is hotter as a matter of fact.Fuck you sir!

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (GCjGG)

92

Waterworld! It should have won an academy award!

Not Waterworld itself - The Hopper should have won an award for being an over-the-top badass who sails around a flooded world with on the Exxon Valdez, roaming its rusted interior in a shoddy car sporting a "Nuke the Whales" bumpersticker. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (tcGv3)

93 Errr, all condoms fucking come in strangely named sizes......Large, Magnum and Gargantuan.



And Fucking Wilt Chamberlain!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (l8yvX)

94

Also, is anyone else watching The Killing? I think it is on AMC, but I bittorrent it, so I forget. Anyway, I thought it was just ok at first, but I am on episode 10 and it has grown on me.

God, everyone likes that show and I keep waiting for it to "grow on me" and it never does. I just want them to solve the stupid crime already. There's way too much "atmosphere" and it's slow and I don't care about a single one of the characters. And I find the female detective repulsive. She looks like a twelve year old and her actions are just stoo-pid.

Sorry, couldn't hold back.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (RZ8pf)

95 12 Field of Dreams was probably the last movie Kevin Costner did that didn't fucking suck. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 10:01 PM (tcGv3)

I thought Mr. Brooks was the gosh-darn-diddley stuff.

Many thanks on this Memorial day to all those who have served.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (O/onO)

96 Oh and for sports movies, what about "Remember The Titans"  or "Blindside"? 

Posted by: runningrn at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (ihSHD)

97 Greatest baseball movie? I guess it has to be . . . um . . . ygyghf. Oops, sorry. I guess I must have passed out from boredome and hit my head on the keyboard.

Seriously, I've never understood sports movies. They're like sports -- only less interesting. Because there is no real competition, and the outcome is based on what some scriptwriter decides is most dramatic, rather than actual skill and determination.

If watching sports is to playing sports as watching porn is to fucking, then watching movies about sports is like watching one of those lame-ass "for couples" porn movies where it's all soft focus and talking instead of, well, porn.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (0u1B1)

98 Went to a wedding today and NOT one mention of Memorial Day. I was very disappointed and sad Why would someone get married 1) on a Monday and 2) on Memorial Day? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 10:19 PM (YxBuk) Everyone is off I guess

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (7wmOW)

99 Fuck Google and their itty little Memorial Day symbol.

Yeah. And that's a huge improvement over their usual commemorations.

Unless, of course, it's the anniversary of the invention of Pac Man.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (piMMO)

100 Oh yeah, it has Kurt Russell and that blue eyed hottie that's on CSI NY now. Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 10:11 PM (j7W+t


Not where I was going with that.....

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (/izg2)

101 I don't really like to talk smack about people's religion, their beliefs and faith are their beliefs and faith, but as I think islam is more of a social political construct than a faith, I say....

Fuck the muzzies and their murderin rapin barbarian ways.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (ldUCK)

102 Just for the fucking record, I am fully fucking capable of fucking dropping fucking f-bombs in every fucking comment.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (4Kl5M)

103 74 So in memory of that debacle, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

Uh. You mean there have been rules against it all this time. Boy, am I blushing now!

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 10:16 PM (piMMO)

Well last year when this "tradition" started ace (well really his advertisers) was a lot more concerned about blatant cussing in the comments. Now not so fucking much.

Posted by: Mtenloch at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (TU3mr)

104 Hey, I'm pretty sure I came up with "the hack is coming from inside the house!" before twitter on this little read blog (by its writer) called AoS...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (bgcml)

105 God, everyone likes that show and I keep waiting for it to "grow on me" and it never does.

That's the way I feel about Mad Men, House, and The Office. 



Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 05:21 PM (pW2o8)

106 Why would someone get married 1) on a Monday and 2) on Memorial Day?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 10:19 PM (YxBuk)

Everyone is off and it's easy/less expensive to get a hall and a band.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:21 PM (piMMO)

107 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 30, 2011 10:19 PM (0u1B1)

So Talledega Nights and Balls of Fury don't count?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:21 PM (YxBuk)

108 Man those youths of unknown ethnicity sure love the rapin':

Hey, I've taught the children well.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 30, 2011 05:21 PM (bgcml)

109

I'm not hufifng glue, Trojan has a "magnum" condom. I've heard tales of men who need them.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle

 

Tales?  Pray tell, what were those tales called?  I AM huffing glue tonight, and also smoking again.  It's been a bad week at the air traffic controller's office.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (sJTmU)

110 68 I don't think I posted at all in that infamous ONT.I was around at the time and usually lurked at least.I'm not in it,so fuck it.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 10:16 PM (GCjGG)


Heh.  I'd only been around for a couple months at that point, and thought it was just a typical three day weekend at the HQ.  With a lot of drunkenness.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (/izg2)

111 OregonMuse, that reminds me of two other classics of English lit, Fucking Kidnapped and Holy Shit This Island Has Treasure.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (O0BIV)

112 Sorry, man...mandatory cursing seems out of place in a Memorial Day thread.

Bad judgement.

Posted by: beedubya at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (AnTyA)

113 I wish Obama had fucking stayed in Europe.If the Irish love him so much they can keep him.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (GCjGG)

114 Everyone is off and it's easy/less expensive to get a hall and a band.

Still, on a Monday? I get Friday and even Thursday. But Monday?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (YxBuk)

115 Today was my first time hanging out with the vets doing the Memorial Day ceremony. I had hoped to shoot a gun, but all I got was a USAF flag. I made reference to broke dick airplanes. That required explanation to the Army and Coast Guard. (The Navy smugly asserted that their planes never get broke dick, the one Marine showed us his broke dick.)

Posted by: Radar at May 30, 2011 05:22 PM (8xYyJ)

116 Hey, I'm pretty sure I came up with "the hack is coming from inside the house!" before twitter on this little read blog (by its writer) called AoS...

Was that you? I can't remember who said it but I remember LMAO.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (piMMO)

117 Remember the Titans!

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (/izg2)

118 111 Sad to see a lot of those fuckers are not around anymore.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (GCjGG)

119 speaking of epic advertising fails, I really don't think I can eat "magnum" ice cream.

The first time I had one was in Germany, and I had a bitch of a time explaining to Deutschfreund why it was so damn funny. Hee hee.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (0vDuM)

120

I put a link to Ace's twitter feed in the side bar if ya'll wanna watch him work his magic. You don't need a twitter account to see it. It takes a few second to load after you click it.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (DKV43)

121 Still, on a Monday? I get Friday and even Thursday. But Monday? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 10:22 PM (YxBuk) Jewish wedding so Friday is out

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (7wmOW)

122 In a telling swimsuit poll done by Fitness magazine, 80 percent of women said they think other women are scrutinizing them when they put on that two-piece, and 89 percent said other girls were their harshest critics on the beach or at the pool.

I have to say the matriarchy is an odd thing.

From the male perspective it is all "girl power" and "let's beat those guys!", but apparently the minute they don't have to pretend to like the group think the claws come out...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (bgcml)

123 Sorry, man...mandatory cursing seems out of place in a Memorial Day thread.

Bad judgement.

It's not a Memorial Day thread. Those were earlier.

THIS is the ONT.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (piMMO)

124 How does Remember the Titans not make the list.

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (GTbGH)

125 OK, speaking of epic advertising fails, I really don't think I can eat "magnum" ice cream. I mean, i know it must be a perfectly fine word, but whenever I hear it I think of condoms.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

Heh, just had one tonite, ice cream not a condom.  Wife got them 2 for 1 and a coupon, so she thought she'd try em.  Let me tell you, damn good, really really damn good if you get past the name.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (ldUCK)

126 Why would someone get married 1) on a Monday and 2) on Memorial Day? Cheaper pricing. Seriously.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (j7W+t)

127 Let's chat about titty-fucking instead.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (7FgWm)

128 are there any good Korean War films out there?

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (DKV43)

129 Jewish wedding so Friday is out

What about Sunday? One of my coworkers got married on a Sunday, precisely because it was cheaper.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (YxBuk)

130 err fucking list.


sorry

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (GTbGH)

131 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (JMmQ9)

132

The first time I had one was in Germany, and I had a bitch of a time explaining to Deutschfreund why it was so damn funny. Hee hee.

Did it taste good? I mean part of the problem is, that it is a covered ice cream bar, I mean you can't get much more phallic than that.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (RZ8pf)

133 try to think Magnum P. I., maybe that will help you.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (ldUCK)

134 Why would someone get married 1) on a Monday and 2) on Memorial Day?

To inconvenience everyone they know, because the world must revolve around them and their Special Princess Day?


Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (0vDuM)

135 Tallywhacker.... thats as risque as I get...

Posted by: Principal, Angel Beach High at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (NtXW4)

136 Just for the fucking record, I am fully fucking capable of fucking dropping fucking f-bombs in every fucking comment.

Posted by: fluffy

 

Well yo-yo-yo,  buckeroo!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (sJTmU)

137 118 Remember the Titans!

The Titans are fucking terrible as a fighting force, letting a bunch of petty Olympian upstarts usurp their rule...

/Remember the Titans is a great movie.  My whole football squad went to see it in the theaters when it came out. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (tcGv3)

138 So how many of us that were on that Infamous Thread here tonight?

*raises hand*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (YxBuk)

139 Tallywhacker.... thats as risque as I get...

Posted by: Principal, Angel Beach High at May 30, 2011 10:25 PM (NtXW4)

Bloody scalliwag.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (6neGz)

140 If you are going to do it on Memorial Day at least throw in a little thank you for the troops.Sons of bitches.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (GCjGG)

141

hi all

man it's been one fucking long weekend

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (/zlRY)

142 Was there, but not there-there.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:27 PM (6neGz)

143 Now not so fucking much. Posted by: Mætenloch Why don't they fucking care?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:27 PM (j7W+t)

144 So how many of us that were on that Infamous Thread here tonight?

Me too, but I got there REALLY late.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:27 PM (piMMO)

145 fucking forgot to fucking cuss in my first fucking post

Saffron is really walking up to the edge of the hotness cliff, if she hasn't fallen off already.


You fucking knew it was bound to fucking happen eventually. Maybe she is just prego.

Posted by: Jose at May 30, 2011 05:28 PM (WTNJJ)

146 “You must feel very humble and awkward in my presence,” Golden! I should sign off from every speech with that line. What, there's a second part?

Posted by: Barry O at May 30, 2011 05:28 PM (FcR7P)

147 144 Society has been coarsened like a motherfucker.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:28 PM (GCjGG)

148 Was that you? I can't remember who said it but I remember LMAO.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 10:23 PM (piMMO)

http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=316838#c13067403

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2011 05:28 PM (bgcml)

149 /Remember the Titans is a great movie.  My whole football squad went to see it in the theaters when it came out. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 10:25 PM (tcGv3)


I grew up in Alexandria and would've gone to TC Williams if I didn't move.  Didn't know a bit of that history until I saw the movie.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 05:29 PM (/izg2)

150

139 So how many of us that were on that Infamous Thread here tonight?

yeah I was there

in fact whenever Memorial Day rolls around, I still think of cash machines

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:29 PM (/zlRY)

151 are there any good Korean War films out there?

Posted by: Ben

"Pork Chop Hill"  starring Gregory fucking Peck.

Another obscure but good Korean war flick was "Time Limit", starring Richard Widmark.

And of course, the original "MASH" movie.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:29 PM (sJTmU)

152 man it's been one fucking long weekend

Howdy!  Have you started packing yet?

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 05:29 PM (pW2o8)

153 Was that you? I can't remember who said it but I remember LMAO.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 10:23 PM (piMMO)

Here from May 28

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2011 05:29 PM (bgcml)

154 Jewish wedding so Friday is out And depending on how strict the rabbi is, so is Saturday. Unless you want a late night party and are willing to wait until after sundown.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:30 PM (j7W+t)

155 62 Count de Monet, regarding the photo Weiner's mom you linked on the previous thread, That's some hawt lingerie!

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 10:15 PM (j/5DA)

Actually, beedubya linked it; I commented   From the previous thread:  178 177 Oh Shit!!!!

Anthony Weiner's mother just tweeted a pic of herself

Posted by: beedubya at May 30, 2011 10:10 PM (AnTyA)

Control top girdles are HOT!!

Bunk!  er ah and fuck it!

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (XBM1t)

156 So how many of us that were on that Infamous Thread here tonight? Guilty as charged, Your Honor.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (JMmQ9)

157 in fact whenever Memorial Day rolls around, I still think of cash machines

Who new Automated Teller Machines would cause so much trouble!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (YxBuk)

158 Has it been two years already?  Holy shit..

It's difficult to believe that I played a part in the thread that brought this blog to a new low..  

Posted by: Dave C at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (QIvCY)

159 My boy is a fucking idiot!!  He's always so concerned about what the girls will say about his little willy.  His family nickname is "the little prick".

Posted by: Mrs. Weiner at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (6yyVB)

160 I'm going to fucking Disney World on Saturday... visit number 26!  Woot!

Posted by: Stephanie at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (hGYL3)

161 129 are there any good Korean War films out there?

The only two Korean War films I know of are Pork Chop Hill and MacArthur.  Both are rated pretty good. 

I've never seen the M.A.S.H movie either.  But then again, M.A.S.H was an allegory about the Vietnam War using the Korean War as the setting. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (tcGv3)

162 So how many of us that were on that Infamous Thread here tonight? Me me!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (j7W+t)

163 Remember the Titans is a great movie.  My whole football squad went to see it in the theaters when it came out. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 10:25 PM


That is a pretty good movie, but if I am going for the sentimental football movie, I prefer We Are Marshall.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (BeusG)

164 So here is a theory.

No one believes in liberal politics.

But the girls want to be trendy and the guys all want to send the girls pictures of their junk.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (bgcml)

165 I'm going to fucking Disney World on Saturday... visit number 26!  Woot!

I'm so fucking jealous!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (YxBuk)

166

 But then again, M.A.S.H was a shitty, massively overrated movie using the Korean War as the setting. 

 

 

Fixed that for ya

Posted by: Trump at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (hK2Ya)

167

Howdy!  Have you started packing yet?

not yet - I've got a list of things to do a fucking mile long and packing is kinda low on the list, actually

I've been working on course development on a new e-learning platform that I'm being paid to evaluate for our university for potential adoption next year

ugh

how's the global warming treating you?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (/zlRY)

168 I'm going to fucking Disney World on Saturday... visit number 26!  Woot!

Posted by: Stephanie

 

Golf clap.  You must have a very fulfilling life. You and Rum. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:33 PM (sJTmU)

169 162 Bridges of Toko Ri is pretty damn goods too.Vintage fucking carrier aviation!

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:33 PM (GCjGG)

170

are there any good Korean War films out there?

The only two Korean War films I know of are Pork Chop Hill and MacArthur.  Both are rated pretty good. 

I've never seen the M.A.S.H movie either.  But then again, M.A.S.H was an allegory about the Vietnam War using the Korean War as the setting. 

The best Korean War film I've seen was a Korean one called Tae Guk Gi.

I forgot about Pork Chop Hill and I've never seen MacArthur.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:34 PM (DKV43)

171 M.A.S.H was a shitty, massively overrated movie Even with a fucking nekkid Sally Kellerman?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:34 PM (j7W+t)

172 MacArthur really was an insubordinate asshole and Truman took more shit from him than he should have.Lots more.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:34 PM (GCjGG)

173

Who new Automated Teller Machines would cause so much trouble!

no kidding - especially when they are so inaccessible, so that you have to park in the back to use them

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:34 PM (/zlRY)

174 good call, steevy

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (JMmQ9)

175 Fortunately Mac redeemed himself somewhat in his going away speech to fucking congress.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (GCjGG)

176 Steph, better go to Disney World while you can.  It may be in range of the missiles Iran plans to set up in Venezuela. 

/Damn, this puts a bit of a damper on my "flee to Texas" escape plans. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (tcGv3)

177

I thought the apocalypse was starting, two military helicopters flew overhead and then my Internet cut out.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

178 So I see our Fucking Dickhead of 'Should've Sucked' Origin Presidon't went golfing today.

Man, for being a dickless weasel, he sure does like fucking us all.

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (penCf)

179 MacArthur really was an insubordinate asshole and Truman took more shit from him than he should have.Lots more.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 10:34 PM (GCjGG)

Then again, he did save Truman's ass. And Truman managed to find a way to not win...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2011 05:36 PM (bgcml)

180

Anyone else see that the New York Daily News named Patton as 1 of the 15 worst war movies ever made?

F'in commies!

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 30, 2011 05:36 PM (O/onO)

181

I thought the apocalypse was starting, two military helicopters flew overhead and then my Internet cut out.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 10:35 PM (RZ8pf)

Get to the choppers if you want to live!

Posted by: Arnold at May 30, 2011 05:37 PM (bgcml)

182 Thanks for the heads up, PGiS.  I have the .50 ready to go for when the ChiComs finally land here. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:37 PM (6neGz)

183 Korean War was cool from an aviation standpoint,first major jet war but with lots of older and interim types still serving.Fucking cool to see them in action(and it is lots of real footage).

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:37 PM (GCjGG)

184 Momma, you mean "should have been swallowed?"

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:37 PM (O0BIV)

185 I watched Pirates 3 today. It has battles in it. Does that count? (Question is rhetorical.)

I still liked it, dammit. I want to be Elizabeth Swann.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:37 PM (YxBuk)

186 Let's chat about titty-fucking instead.

a blast from the past

Posted by: MR MIKE at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (U5TT1)

187 Then again, he did save Truman's ass. And he was right about the soviets. Truman should have let him and Patton race to Moscow. It was Moscow wasn't it? I can't fucking remember.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (j7W+t)

188

God bless and keep the American Soldier, the most noble beings on the face of the Earth.

Oh, and to all of America's enemies, both foreign and domestic:

Fuck y'all in your ears.

With a chainsaw.

Twice.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (cV9x3)

189 Then again, he did save Truman's ass. And Truman managed to find a way to not win...

True, but there is that pesky chain of command to consider...

/ You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.

//The only quote from Firefly that I know. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (tcGv3)

190 I've been working on course development on a new e-learning platform that I'm being paid to evaluate for our university for potential adoption next year

Heh.  That sounds like fun. 

My husband's university did a cost analysis on "distance education" (same thing) and it is much more expensive, at least initially.  They definitely need it because they have a lot of non-traditional students, but it is a costly enterprise to get it up and running. 

how's the global warming treating you?

Mostly 50s today.  Not much sun for the past few weeks.  Two days 'til June and we had fresh snow just a bit above our house today.  At least it's cool for the packing and moving. 

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (pW2o8)

191 So I see our Fucking Dickhead of 'Should've Sucked' Origin Presidon't went golfing today.

Stanley Ann should have exercised her "right to choose[sic]".

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (0vDuM)

192 180 He was ridiculously insubordinate.You can't publicly treat the CinC like that no matter who he is or who you are.He was simply,fucking wrong.Truman turned out to be a pretty darn good President.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (GCjGG)

193 Uh, oh, I'm fucked, I commented above without any profanity. And on the most obscene conservative blog yet. Oh, and Wienie Weiner is an asshole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (j/5DA)

194

Fixed that for ya

Posted by: Trump

Parts of it were really funny, but it was pretty over-rated. Altman makes fun of the military, and it was made in 1968 or 69, so it was really about Viet Nam. It's pretty dated now - and it shows.  The football game at the end was the funniest part.

Other Korean war flicks:

"The Bridges at Toko-Ri", starring Bill Holden and Frederic March (based on the James Michener novel). Pretty faithful to the novel.

"The Manchurian Candidate" was sorta connected to the Korean War.  The original movie, the good one, with Frank Sinatra.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (sJTmU)

195 Damn, just thought that our backyard is big enough for the chicoms to actually land one of the choppers.  Way bigger than in OBL's compound.  Gonna need to step up the weapons.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (6neGz)

196 M.A.S.H was a shitty, massively overrated movie

I finally saw it at my inlaws once.. (had it on VHS tape.. ) 

I thought it was okay..  Very episodic..  As I understand it..  Altman took the characters and the setting of the book and pretty much jettisoned the rest and the cast and crew winged it..  Ad lib and embellish..

No correlation with the TV series except for characters and setting..  (especially later in the TV series with BJ Honeycutt and Winchester and Potter) 

Posted by: Dave C at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (QIvCY)

197 Get to the choppers if you want to live!

How Predator Should Have Ended:

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:40 PM (tcGv3)

198 It hit the 90's in NY today.Fuckin hot.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:40 PM (GCjGG)

199 Isn't it "Get to da choppuhs"?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:40 PM (6neGz)

200 It's OK, Editor, I haven't seen any Russians rapelling down lines from the helicopters yet.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:41 PM (RZ8pf)

201 Here from May 28

Yep. Still funny.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:41 PM (piMMO)

202

My favorite Costner movie is "The Postman".  Jackwagons.

Posted by: Lee E. at May 30, 2011 05:41 PM (xFZI+)

203 199 It hit the 90's in NY today.Fuckin hot.

90's here in Central PA too.  I may have to consider ditching my "never take your pants off" rule if the heat continues. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (tcGv3)

204 I just realized I've been commenting here for seven years now. Back then, Ace got about 40 comments per thread and half of those were spam.

Ace, you've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (piMMO)

205 Yeah.............. yet.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (6neGz)

206 203 It's actually quite patriotic.I've been told,never saw the whole fuckin thing.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (GCjGG)

207 *yawn*

I've had a nice nap.

What the fuck is up with you miscreants?

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (PBwG0)

208

Anyone else see that the New York Daily News named Patton as 1 of the 15 worst war movies ever made?

F'in commies!

 

Really?? The opening speech made up for all of the ridiculous errors when it came to the equipment used, specifically tanks.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (DKV43)

209 Rum, have you seen POTC 4? 

Posted by: Stephanie at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (hGYL3)

210 204 As long as you are home alone so your shockingly white legs don't scare the shit out of anybody.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (GCjGG)

211

Two best Costner films IMHI..

A Perfect World

The Upside of Anger

 

But yeah Field of Dreams was great...

Posted by: jewells45 at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (Z71Vg)

212 Okay. movie with best use of male nudity .. (to carry over from the Hangover 2 thread) 

Sideways..

 It was shocking but yet it paid off with the joke..

And it was uncomfortable to watch..   

Posted by: Dave C at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (QIvCY)

213

Two years. And so much has happened. Sigh. I remember how young and naive I was two years ago on that ONT. The things I didn't know yet. You can never get your innocence back.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (RZ8pf)

214 have you seen POTC 4?

Yes, indeedy. And I liked that one too. Not as much as 3, though.

Since you're going to WDW this weekend you have to go on the new Star Tours. It's fucking AWESOME!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (YxBuk)

215 And when I went to lunch today, the 12-year-old scrunt hostess chirped "Happy Memorial Day!" at us while leading us to our table.

I didn't really know how to respond in a way that wouldn't get my food spat in, but "Happy" is really not the right adjective.

(Obligatory "fuck")

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (0vDuM)

216

My favorite Costner movie is "The Postman".  Jackwagons.

Posted by: Lee E. at May 30, 2011 10:41 PM

Loved the book, the movie not so much.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (BeusG)

217

My husband's university did a cost analysis on "distance education" (same thing) and it is much more expensive, at least initially.  They definitely need it because they have a lot of non-traditional students, but it is a costly enterprise to get it up and running. 

Well, this place does not seem to have a very large distance education component to it.  They do a lot of non-traditional teaching stuff (offsite locations, etc.) but not so much pure on-line classes.  Which is really good, actually.  So I'm mostly evaluating it for use on campus as a companion to a traditional course.  But I still have to try out all the features of it.

 

Mostly 50s today.  Not much sun for the past few weeks.  Two days 'til June and we had fresh snow just a bit above our house today.  At least it's cool for the packing and moving. 

 

that is good - the only thing worse than moving, is moving in really bad weather

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (/zlRY)

218 I had wanted to watch Casablanca today, but instead watched Hangover 2. What does that make me?

Posted by: Gary's Johnson at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (h+Vym)

219 My favorite Costner Movie, Fandango.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 05:44 PM (NtTkA)

220 Gotta share this: My oldest daughter had her first communion a few weeks ago. I was never confirmed or had my first communion since my folks left the Catholic church when I was young. I can't take communion until I get my first marriage annulled, and the kids aren't old enough for us to explain that little episode in Daddy's life just yet. So as my daughter is asking me why I haven't yet, I'm trying to be delicate: "Daddy wasn't raised in the Catholic church, baby, so I have to take classes. It takes longer when you're grown up." "You didn't go to church?" "I went to church, baby. It was just a different type of church." She gets this really puzzled look on her face and asks, "Are you a Jew, or something?" At this point, my wife, who is drinking wine, bolts into the kitchen where I hear her spray her mouthful of wine into the sink, shrieking with laughter. My daughter didn't mean anything bad by it, but it just sounded so outrageous coming from a 7 year-old. And: fuckballs.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (B7dyo)

221 nough Hendricks, enough Weiner! Let's talk Money Honey. Yes: I do mean Maria Bartiromo. She looks like the sort of classy chick that would not only lick you clean after you finish administering the coupe de pork, but leave a small mint on a miniature pillow for your schwang.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (kUaEF)

222 Truman turned out to be a pretty darn good President.

Posted by: steevy

Not really.

But that was a different time, and judged by different standards.  If all you know about Truman is what you read about in the "history" books, then that's a normal judgement.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (sJTmU)

223

80 percent of women said they think other women are scrutinizing them when they put on that two-piece

ha, i was at the bay snorkeling yesterday and the wife was in a bikini, all the young chicks were giving her the evil eye, hence women are evil hateful bitches

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 05:46 PM (EOu3d)

224

My favorite Costner movie is "The Postman".  Jackwagons.

I think what threw people is that it was described as sci-fi but there wasn't space involved.. rather being a post apocalyptic movie.. 


I saw that at my friends house when he was throwing a party..  I eventually went to another room to finish watching it..  Thought it was worth watching..

Posted by: Dave C at May 30, 2011 05:46 PM (QIvCY)

225 221 Ha!That is fuckin funny.Good thing the wife made it to the sink.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:46 PM (GCjGG)

226 So how many of us that were on that Infamous Thread here tonight? (breaks out the Barry White voice) Ohhhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhh

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:46 PM (9Lm5R)

227 That porn I was watching? Yeah, some hacker did that. But I had more important things to do than change the channel...

Posted by: Zombie Osama bin Watchin' at May 30, 2011 05:46 PM (FcR7P)

228 Unwrapped the fucking horses leg today and did a little happy dance. The dumb bitch chewed it earlier and we had a setback but now its fuckin beautiful. Im glad to have this to be happy about cuz the bastard deploying just as the nation celebrates its faithful war dead is BULLSHIT, just so you know. My theme for the day was EMBRACE THE SUCK. Then I unbandaged the horse, and that bitch made me glad to be alive

Posted by: gushka at May 30, 2011 05:46 PM (z/FcG)

229 Momma, you mean "should have been swallowed?"

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 10:37 PM (O0BIV)

We call it 'should have swallowed' origin 'round here because we are too fucking lazy to spell it out


You could never go to WallyWorld with my dad and not hear that phrase at least 20 fucking times.

'Yep, another fucking brainless twit of should've swallowed origin'

That, and 'poster child for retroactive abortions' were my dad's two favorite expressions.

Along with - 'As long as I have a face, no good looking woman will ever be without a seat.'

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (penCf)

230


Stanley Ann should have exercised her "right to choose[sic]".

now now I don't agree with that - I just wish Stanley Ann would have stopped after the 49th bong hit

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (/zlRY)

231 LMAO Empire of Jeff.. OMG that is a funny story.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (Z71Vg)

232 No Way Out is still the bestest Cosner film

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (JMmQ9)

233

Anyone else see that the New York Daily News named Patton as 1 of the 15 worst war movies ever made?

F'in commies!

Jeez, they also have A Bridge Too Far,  Hamburger Hill, Heatbreak Ridge, To Hell and Back, Memphis Belle were all in the worst category

 

Kelly's Heroes got in the best category?

I notice that almost all of the anti-war Vietnam War Films were in the best category.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (DKV43)

234 Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 30, 2011 10:44 PM (0vDuM)

It's kind of like saying Happy 9/11 like Brolin did a few years ago. Douchebag.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (YxBuk)

235 221, That certainly sounds like daddy's little girl.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (NtTkA)

236 ST...Plan on it...

I even got fucking reservations at Narcoosee's.  Woot!

Going to Universal on Sunday to check out the new stuff there and Six Flags this fucking Tuesday to check out their new coaster.  We did Carowinds in April to ride their fucking awesome Intimidator coaster. 

We'll be at WDW for a week. Port Orleans this fucking time.

Beignets, baby!

Posted by: Stephanie at May 30, 2011 05:49 PM (hGYL3)

237 What the fuck is up with you miscreants? So far not much. pretty fucking tame for debauchery, the sequel.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:49 PM (j7W+t)

238 Empire of Jeff, as long as she didn't ask you for your papers then I think you have nothing to worry about

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:49 PM (DKV43)

239

80 percent of women said they think other women are scrutinizing them when they put on that two-piece, and 89 percent said other girls were their harshest critics on the beach or at the pool.

Like I'd give a $hit!

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 30, 2011 05:49 PM (Ew27I)

240
53 Speaking of sports, the fucking Buckeyes are fucking hosed. 

AND THE WORLD REJOICES!!! 


Also, congratulations to the 2011 Big Ten Football Champion Cornhuskers!
....and yet the Buckeyes could have Junior Samples as an interim coach and still destroy those halfwitted fucktards up in Ann Arbor this November.

Posted by: Sir Cussalotts at May 30, 2011 05:49 PM (XqVzx)

241 234 Anything that shows the military in a positive light gets a bad review.They fucking KILL The Green Berets(which is actualy pretty darn accurate at depicting the war in the time it was set).Fuck the MFM and their "critics".

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (GCjGG)

242 So in memory of that debacle, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

Maet, Morons, Moronettes, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (vdfwz)

243

No Way Out is still the bestest Cosner film

Yeah, that was a great movie.  Pretty much his breakout role.

 

Posted by: jewells45 at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (Z71Vg)

244

I didn't really know how to respond in a way that wouldn't get my food spat in, but "Happy" is really not the right adjective.

not meaning to be argumentative - but that is probably what I would have said too.  What would you have said?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (/zlRY)

245

Anyone else see that the New York Daily News named Patton as 1 of the 15 worst war movies ever made?

Okay.  I made it halfway through that list.  Deep breaths...

Why the fuck does everyone consider Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now to be the be-all and end-all of war movies?  Every Marine has seen the first half of FMJ a thousand times, and the second half about twice.  It's two movies, casually joined in the middle.  Apocalypse Now has one, repeat, ONE, good scene-- yeah, that one.

The Hurt Locker is inaccurate dog shit.  There, I said it.  I did two tours in that fucking country and I wanted to murder everyone associated with making that fucking stinkbomb.  It's the favorite Iraq war movie of a bunch of people who don't know shit about the Iraq war.

Platoon?  Are you kidding?  "We did not fight the enemy, we fought ourselves"?  And the angry dudes with the pith helmets and the AK's?  Part of the scenery, I guess?

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (O0BIV)

246

I know, I'd rate the entertainment quotient currently at about 30%. Are we spent after shooting our load on the weiner threads?

What this ONT needs is some Viagra.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (RZ8pf)

247 And I find the female detective repulsive. She looks like a twelve year old and her actions are just stoo-pid

I will admit that that actress is a weak point in the series. She's supposed to be this bad-ass homicide detective, but the actress can't carry it off. As you say, she looks like a 12-year old. Now, Michelle Forbes, who plays the victim's mother, could do that role.

That's why I told my wife that the casting director had it ass-backwards: they should have cast the homicide detective as the grieving mother and Michelle Forbes as the bad-ass homicide detective. It would have made a better series.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (a+MmI)

248 Anthony Weiner's Twitter password is ... 1-6-3-0-9

Posted by: Captain Spock at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (vdfwz)

249 Hahahahahahahaha.  Nice, EoJ.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (6neGz)

250 What's the Costner film where he is a russian spy named Evgeni?

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (DKV43)

251 gushka oh I'm sorry to hear about the boy but glad to hear about the horse

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (/zlRY)

252 242 I don't mean in that particular piece(though they probably mention it),go look at reviews of it on IMDM or someeplace,they laugh at that movie.They always get in a shot the John Wayne never served too.Suckers of cock.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (GCjGG)

253 equipment used, specifically tanks.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 10:42 PM (DKV43)

We were the real stars of "Patton"

Posted by: M-47 tanks at May 30, 2011 05:52 PM (UqKQV)

254

I notice that almost all of the anti-war Vietnam War Films were in the best category.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 10:48 PM

It's a libtard's dream list.  Fuck them and their little list, too.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2011 05:53 PM (BeusG)

255

Why the fuck does everyone consider Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now to be the be-all and end-all of war movies?  Every Marine has seen the first half of FMJ a thousand times, and the second half about twice.  It's two movies, casually joined in the middle.  Apocalypse Now has one, repeat, ONE, good scene-- yeah, that one.

I second this. Specifically on Apocalypse Now.

I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

I don't.  I've never sat through the entire film. I've seen it all, but only in parts. It's to boring to watch in one sitting.

It's not a good movie.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:53 PM (DKV43)

256 Beignets, baby! Ooooh, gotta hit ralph brennans for breakfast.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:53 PM (j7W+t)

257 It's kind of like saying Happy 9/11 like Brolin did a few years ago. Douchebag.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom

Brolin and Oliver Stone are candidates for Lifetime Achievement Award in Being  Total Assholes.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (sJTmU)

258 Oh come on guys by this time last we aere past the Costner films ( yes, Water World still sux) and we were past the Anal Ease ( only if she arches her back) , we decided that Ace was President of the Universe ( replacing Zaphod Breeblebros - if you don't know , don't ask) and we were TITTY FUCKING. Damn  Get with the program

Posted by: MR MIKE at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (U5TT1)

259

oh and Secundus, thanks for your service!

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (DKV43)

260 Ahhhh. Dems trying to get Clarence Thomas kicked out of Obamacare cases.

Over at Fox News.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (piMMO)

261 255 Well,I give them a pass for using what they had but couldn'ty they dress the shit up a LITTLE to make the tanks look right?Assholes.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (GCjGG)

262 My 17 year old neighbor came over to use our whirlpool tub yesterday, and as she is sitting in it (in her bikini) my 5 year old strips down to nothing but his pecker, yells, 'CANNONBALL' and jumps in.

Boy was my hubby so fucking proud

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (penCf)

263 ya'll this is a sad damn night........ i took the last 4 months off work just because i wanted to...... in the morning i have togo back and look at my fucking boss for the first time in 4 fucking months........ what a fucking bitch.........

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (2Wukx)

264

Also, congratulations to the 2011 Big Ten Football Champion Cornhuskers!

well I wish I were as optimistic as you - but I just read an article today about Nebraska's QB issues.  it turns out, Nebraska has two - yes, exactly two - quarterbacks, and one is a red-shirt freshman.  and the O-line has been an issue for the Huskers for the past several seasons.  so unless there's a remarkable turnaround with the O-line, or unless T-Mart the running QB goes remarkably unscathed for the entire season....

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (/zlRY)

265 personally I think it will end up being Wisconsin as Big 10 champs

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (/zlRY)

266

Seeing Full Metal Jacket on that list now makes me want to watch the mashup video with Donald Duck as the drill sargeant. That's some crazy-ass shit.

Posted by: Cheesefuckingheadette at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (my6t8)

267

That's why I told my wife that the casting director had it ass-backwards: they should have cast the homicide detective as the grieving mother and Michelle Forbes as the bad-ass homicide detective. It would have made a better series.

Maybe, but she's a little "wrung out victim". Though I suppose if she were in the detective role she wouldn't be that way, hence the term "acting" huh?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (RZ8pf)

268 We'll be at WDW for a week. Port Orleans this fucking time. I got stuck on the fucking bus and went ALL THE WAY AROUND Port Orleans on my way back to Epcot. Stupid detours! If I'd known better I'd have taken the bus back to my own hotel from Downtown Disney.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (YxBuk)

269

Anyone else see that the New York Daily News named Patton as 1 of the 15 worst war movies ever made?

Okay.  I made it halfway through that list.  Deep breaths..

Anytime you see one of those "Top ___ " lists, at it's base what they're saying is "list of the stuff our writers like"

You can tell if the top list folks are boomers by the number of Beatles and Bob Dylan songs on their lists. The Juiceboxers always put something by Green Day on there


Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (vdfwz)

Posted by: chaeli at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (nfyPg)

271 No Way Out is still the bestest Cosner film Yeah, that was a great movie. Pretty much his breakout role. GREAT movie. And heartbreakingly, another fucking remake. A film noir called "The Big Clock", which I really need to get around to watching.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (9Lm5R)

272 What's the Costner film where he is a russian spy named Evgeni?

Posted by: Ben

 

"No Way Out".

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (sJTmU)

273 Apocolypse Now doesn't really bother me because it really is just Heart of Darkness set in Vietnam.It has no real connection to the "real" Vietnam War.Asshole critics can't figure that out.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (GCjGG)

274 Ooooh, gotta hit ralph brennans for breakfast. Last time I had beignets there they weren't very good.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (YxBuk)

275 Steph, better go to Disney World while you can.  It may be in range of the missiles Iran plans to set up in Venezuela. 

/Damn, this puts a bit of a damper on my "flee to Texas" escape plans. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 10:35 PM (tcGv3)



If I get fucking killed by the commies, WDW is where I choose to be when it happens.  Brings a new eeeek! factor to the Tower of Terror. 

Posted by: Stephanie at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (hGYL3)

276

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 10:54 PM (2Wukx)

Racefan, if you're able to go 4 months without working, and you don't like your boss, then why not quit?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (/zlRY)

277 Beignets, baby!


drool

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (piMMO)

278

Thanks Reader CJ Birch.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (DKV43)

279 Oh and Racefan how is the ticker doing?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (/zlRY)

280 Didn't the Infamous Memorial Day Weekend ONT happen on a Sunday night?  I remember getting up on Monday morning and couldn't believe it was still going.  Oy, that banking after dark.  Oh, and fornicate y'all.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 30, 2011 05:57 PM (Ew27I)

281 OregonMuse, that reminds me of two other classics of English lit, Fucking Kidnapped and Holy Shit This Island Has Treasure.

Yeah, I just finish Moby Fuck-me-in-the-ass Dick, which, believe me, is a great fucking book.I'll soon be starting David Douchebag Copperfield.

I love that asshole Dickens.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2011 05:57 PM (a+MmI)

282 Any moronettes around? I got a prank for ya....

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 30, 2011 05:57 PM (th0op)

283 we were TITTY FUCKING well, if no one wants to help pgis with that appliance problem, we can always online shop at trashy lingerie.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 05:57 PM (j7W+t)

284

lol- momma you always crack me up.

 

Posted by: jewells45 at May 30, 2011 05:57 PM (Z71Vg)

285

ya'll this is a sad damn night........ i took the last 4 months off work just because i wanted to...... in the morning i have togo back and look at my fucking boss for the first time in 4 fucking months........ what a fucking bitch.........

Sorry. Re-entry is going to be difficult, try not to bitch slap anyone your first day back.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 05:58 PM (RZ8pf)

286 284 Any moronettes around? I got a prank for ya....

The joke is in your pants, pal.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 05:58 PM (n0zI+)

287

I second this. Specifically on Apocalypse Now.

I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

I don't. I've never sat through the entire film. I've seen it all, but only in parts. It's to boring to watch in one sitting.

It's not a good movie.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 10:53 PM (DKV43)

Its directoral masturbation. If you're a filmie, its great. If you want to be entertained, you're out of luck.

Fie on those impudent bounders. A pox on 'em.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 05:58 PM (CN+Qv)

288 Bob Dole was in the war, That's why Bob Doles hand is fucked up. Bob Dole can't adjust the radio on his wife because Bob Dole was defending you dick nosed little snots. Even with Bob Doles sacrifice, you couldn't make Bob Dole President? Bob Dole don't have to watch no movies, Bob Dole just closes his eyes. Fuck all your war movies you fantasy world fucks. Fuck you, you you, and yes mother fucker, Bob Dole says fuck you too. God Bless our Troops

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 30, 2011 05:58 PM (NtTkA)

289

Flag on the Top 10 Best Sports Films.

First of all, it's Sports Movies you pretentious, latte sippin', pinky extended, biscotti eating poofter twatnozzle "writer.".

In addition to leaving out Remember the Titans, The Longest Yard (original), The Blind Side,  and We Are Marshall as commentators more astute than I have pointed out...

No Major League?

No Necessary Roughness?

No Hoosiers?

No Bad News Bears?

No The Rookie?

No Slap Shot?

No Greased Lightning?

No The Pride of the Yankees?

Stupid idjit!!1!!eleventy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 05:59 PM (XBM1t)

290 Well, fuck me running backwards through the woods naked, as my Pappy used to say.


Evening all



Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 05:59 PM (J4Pnx)

291 No shit story about the Frozen Chosin. I had a neighbor who was a Korean war vet. Said that they were trying to get vehicles up hills covered with snow compacted down to ice, so they would kick over drums of fuel and set them on fire, and drive the trucks up the hill through the fire. Hellish. Imagine this would get one a big environmental ticket today.

Posted by: blaster at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (Fw2Gg)

292 Apocalypse Now is one of those films you watch if you're in a really, really good mood, but for some reason you want to become suicidal. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (6neGz)

293 My favorite Costner movie is "The Postman".  Jackwagons.

Thank gawd i'm not the only one who likes that flick, it's Waterworld, on dry land.

Posted by: booger at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (9RFH1)

294

ticker is doing good, but i need to start getting those things called pay checks again.

 

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (2Wukx)

295 Last time I had beignets there they weren't very good. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I haven't had any since i went to nola in 01. double

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (j7W+t)

296 not meaning to be argumentative - but that is probably what I would have said too.  What would you have said?

If I was escorting total strangers to a table at a restaurant at the mall?  Probably nothing more specific than "How are you today?", unless they were wearing something that indicated they were or have family in the military. 

Small talk is social lubrication; the "Happy!" was sand in it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 30, 2011 06:01 PM (0vDuM)

297 I said idjit the other day and my husband looked at me funny and I tried to explain the whole moron/mornette thing but he didn't really get it.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 30, 2011 06:01 PM (Z71Vg)

298

well, if no one wants to help pgis with that appliance problem, we can always online shop at trashy lingerie.

Nobody ever helps me with my appliance problems. Bastards.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:01 PM (RZ8pf)

299 Man, every male actor, that was anybody at the time, was in The Longest Day.

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2011 06:01 PM (GTbGH)

300 PGiS I'm with you - I'm glad Ace is charging so hard against Wiener for his lewd picture, but I am disappointed that the whole blog seemed to turn into the equivalent of an 8th grade boy's locker room, with all the penis jokes

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:01 PM (/zlRY)

301 You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little prank!

Posted by: Tony Montana at May 30, 2011 06:02 PM (th0op)

302 Glad to see The Best Years of Our Lives get the prime slot tonight on Turner Classic Movies. It's about time, that is a great movie. Then again, I tell everyone that this is a great song for Memorial Day.

Posted by: butch at May 30, 2011 06:02 PM (u/t9n)

303 The joke is in your pants, pal. No shit. I looked at that pic and went huh? where is the rumored boner?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:02 PM (j7W+t)

304 by the number of Beatles and Bob Dylan songs on their lists. Fucking. Beatles.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 06:02 PM (B7dyo)

305

Nobody ever helps me with my appliance problems. Bastards.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 11:01 PM (RZ8pf)

We tried to help you with your clogged drain problem. 

*Hooooooyaaaa!*  Aaaaaaand we're off.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:02 PM (6neGz)

306 personally I think it will end up being Wisconsin as Big 10 champs

Posted by: chemjeff

 

Big 10.  It should be renamed the Large 12.  Can't those people count? 

I think that Nebraska will have a couple of tough years adapting to the "Big Ten".  The conference tends to play more defense than the Big 12 has in recent years.  Not as exciting as the offensive shows in the Big 12, but it will be different.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (sJTmU)

307 Costner is going to be the new Superman film coming out in 2012 - Superman: Man of Steel.

/How in the fucking hell does this man keep getting work?  Does he have some "hacked" pics of Hollyweird directors servicing goats in the buff?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (n0zI+)

308 Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 11:00 PM (j7W+t)

Oh, I was talking about the ones at Downtown Disney. I'm sure the ones in NOLA are still awesome.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (YxBuk)

309

Just popped into my head.

Gran Turino was tangentially related to the Korean War and was an awesome movie.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (DKV43)

310

Fucking. Beatles.

Oh no, here we go again. Might as well add longbow vs. crossbow and pollack vs. cod and ONT vs. OOT.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (RZ8pf)

311 Hey shitballs! Is it wrong to love "The Green Berets"? John Wayne. Sulu. Anti-commie. And now on Blu-Ray. And from some Vietnam Vets I've talked to reasonably accurate for the earlier parts of the war. And "Platoon" sux donkey balz. Oh, and I didn't write this, I've been hacked...

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (I49Jm)

312 I'm thinking that we haven't really pushed the cursing envelope as it was meant to be pushed. This should take care of that:

Thank God, he's stupid as well as repulsive.

Anyone wanna bet he'll do very, very hard time in prison?

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (piMMO)

313 You wanna talk about douchebaggery and "Patton"? Besides GC Scott's idiocy at the Oscars, the recent DVD reissue pisses me the fuck off. Great transfer of the film. Looks fantastic. But in the extras, there's a cocksuckerish documentary about the guys that Patton supposedly left behind at the Bulge. Nothing but bitter assholes bitching about Patton "joyriding north to rescue Bastogne" while they had to hold the line in the south. They had a tough job, no doubt, but the theme is all about Patton chasing glory and medals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (9Lm5R)

314 oops. suck my cock.

u/t9n

Posted by: butch can't fucking read at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (u/t9n)

315 No shit. I looked at that pic and went huh? where is the rumored boner?

The small size was noted.  Hell, that could have been a pic of me for all anybody knew,

When is Weiner's Twitter-'ho's 15 minutes of fame going to end?  When Ace finally gets the nerve to offer her pancakes? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (n0zI+)

316 Oh no, here we go again. Might as well add longbow vs. crossbow and pollack vs. cod and ONT vs. OOT.

Oh, yes. The Pollack thread: The night I officially began crushing on Ben.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:05 PM (piMMO)

317

If I was escorting total strangers to a table at a restaurant at the mall?  Probably nothing more specific than "How are you today?", unless they were wearing something that indicated they were or have family in the military.

 

so you wouldn't say anything specifically to commemorate Memorial Day?

I might say "Have a good Memorial Day", is that too grating?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:05 PM (/zlRY)

318 ...

No The Pride of the Yankees?

Stupid idjit!!1!!eleventy!


No Brian's Song?  Funny, I usually run from the movie threads, but I can't stop remembering the good sports movies.


Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 06:05 PM (/izg2)

319 My drain is draining again, it's a miracle.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:05 PM (RZ8pf)

320 What? No fucking slapshot? As a hockey fan I'm pissed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 30, 2011 06:05 PM (KmWTt)

321

what was the Pollack thread?

and do I want to know?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:05 PM (/zlRY)

322 No shit. I looked at that pic and went huh? where is the rumored boner?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 11:02 PM (j7W+t)


Oh you bi....never mind. Move on. It's a distraction. And a prank. That wasn't me. Ask my lawyer.

Posted by: Anthiny Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (th0op)

323 Nobody ever helps me with my appliance problems. Bastards. No really, we're here for ya pgis. what models are you pondering?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (j7W+t)

324 282 Didn't the Infamous Memorial Day Weekend ONT happen on a Sunday night?  I remember getting up on Monday morning and couldn't believe it was still going.  Oy, that banking after dark.  Oh, and fornicate y'all. Posted by: RushBabe at May 30, 2011 10:57 PM

Started on Friday night May 23, 2009 and continued on until the afternoon of the 24th.

Here's a song for that Thread of Infamy

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (vdfwz)

325 What? No fucking slapshot? As a hockey fan I'm pissed.

I love that movie.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (piMMO)

326 But in the extras, there's a cocksuckerish documentary about the guys that Patton supposedly left behind at the Bulge. Nothing but bitter assholes bitching about Patton "joyriding north to rescue Bastogne" while they had to hold the line in the south. They had a tough job, no doubt, but the theme is all about Patton chasing glory and medals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 11:03 PM (9Lm5R)

Joyride my ass. That attack was into the teeth of Hitler's best units and equipment. The guys left behind were attacking, when they held back there was nothing to push back on them.

There's crap you can ding Patton on. This isn't it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (CN+Qv)

327 maybe I meant pollock. Hell if I know. But the Pollack thread was one of the art ones.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (RZ8pf)

328 I'm watching Zulu, oft-cited as one of the best war movies of all time. So far so good. I wish modern studios were more willing to produce grand historical dramas, as they were in the 1960s. Some are great (Lawrence, Kwai, Becket, Zhivago, Man f/a Seasons etc etc). Ah well. *popcorn*

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (4z6KA)

329 Cussin' thread ain't complete until navycopjoe starts whalin' on the &!!# Cubs.

Posted by: The NL Team What Makes the Pirates Look Good at May 30, 2011 06:06 PM (JL4TX)

330 I was talking about the ones at Downtown Disney No, i gotcha. i've just been fucking fiending for one since then.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:07 PM (j7W+t)

331 Blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2011 06:08 PM (GTbGH)

332 307

Nobody ever helps me with my appliance problems. Bastards.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 11:01 PM (RZ8pf)

Replace the batteries every six months.

Mr. Purple will thank you for it.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 30, 2011 06:08 PM (HoEH3)

333

No really, we're here for ya pgis. what models are you pondering?

Right now I'm going old school.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:08 PM (RZ8pf)

334 ok, i missed all the shit above. but first an important message

Thank you to the men and women who have made, and keep, this country the great thing it is. On this Memorial Day remember, All gave some, Some gave All.

and that said, fuck you fuckers who wanna fuck with our country.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 06:08 PM (OluE0)

335

I think that Nebraska will have a couple of tough years adapting to the "Big Ten".  The conference tends to play more defense than the Big 12 has in recent years.  Not as exciting as the offensive shows in the Big 12, but it will be different.

 

Hey, if the modern Big 10 is defense-heavy, then Nebraska has a good shot - that is the one thing that the Huskers are good at!  (That and kicking 60-yard field goals.)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:08 PM (/zlRY)

336 The FUCK you say!

Posted by: stuiec at May 30, 2011 06:09 PM (HMdeP)

337

 I'm watching Zulu, oft-cited as one of the best war movies of all time.

The Color Sergeant from that movie is twelve kinds of awesome.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 06:09 PM (O0BIV)

338

Holy cow, on the news just now they showed a video of a woman beating another woman with a crowbar, here in my hometown of St. Louis.

Stay classy, north side.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 06:09 PM (g7D8V)

339

Right now I'm going old school.

 

so the Hello Kitty Hentai Tentacle Special Deluxe Edition is out of the question?  dammit now I have to return it

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:09 PM (/zlRY)

340

No Brian's Song?  Funny, I usually run from the movie threads, but I can't stop remembering the good sports movies.


Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 11:05 PM (/izg2)

 

Yes!  You See!  You See!  Stupid idjit writer has rectal-cranial inversion.

 

"Stupid Idjit!" - my favorite Yosemite Sam quote.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (XBM1t)

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (vdfwz)

342 Fuck, I hate fags.

Posted by: The Homos at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (lT0LC)

343 I'm watching Zulu, oft-cited as one of the best war movies of all time. So far so good.

Posted by: Jordan

I had a friend who did four tours in Viet Nam  as a Marine, and "Zulu" was one of his favorite movies.  He also liked parts of "Platoon" because it sorta looked like the war. But overall he thought it sucked.

Oliver Stone - monumental fucking asshole.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (sJTmU)

344

so the Hello Kitty Hentai Tentacle Special Deluxe Edition is out of the question?  dammit now I have to return it

You are a punk.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (RZ8pf)

345

oh, the POLLOCK art thread

not the slang-term-for-Polish-citizens thread.

sorry

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (/zlRY)

346 Is it wrong to love "The Green Berets"?

John Wayne. Sulu. Anti-commie. And now on Blu-Ray.

And from some Vietnam Vets I've talked to reasonably accurate for the earlier parts of the war.



Also the only Vietnam movie released during the Vietnam war. Every other Vietnam war movie is just revisionism.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (J4Pnx)

347 Mr. Purple will thank you for it. no, no he fucking won't. mr purple has gone to the happy vibrator grounds. poor poor suffering pgis needs a replacement.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (j7W+t)

348 Joyride my ass. That attack was into the teeth of Hitler's best units and equipment. The guys left behind were attacking, when they held back there was nothing to push back on them. There's crap you can ding Patton on. This isn't it. That's exactly what pisses me off. They make it sound like the Bulge wasn't a major threat to the whole war effort.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (9Lm5R)

349

what was the Pollack thread?

and do I want to know?

Let's just say that some of us are, and some of us aren't, fans of Pollack's work. To make it worse, there were assholes dropping here that we'd never heard of before. They were worse than Paulbots. It was as if the moment anyone mentioned Pollack, they sent out the defenders...

the bullshitting, tight-assed, let-me-school-you-heathen types...

There were a couple of us pissed enough to hang in there and fight and, finally, Ben dropped in and just dropped a bomb on them.

Thus my crush was born.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (piMMO)

350 I'm watching Zulu, oft-cited as one of the best war movies of all time. So far so good. I wish modern studios were more willing to produce grand historical dramas, as they were in the 1960s. Some are great (Lawrence, Kwai, Becket, Zhivago, Man f/a Seasons etc etc). Ah well.

*popcorn*

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 11:06 PM (4z6KA)

Fun fact about that action - the Zulus Impis were all older men rather than the young bucks.  The youngsters were chopping the Brits up a few miles off.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (CN+Qv)

351 Re: beignets, would now be an unusually fucking shitty time for me to mention I'm FINALLY headed back to NOLA this weekend (home sweet home) to grab, among other things, beignets? On a slightly more serious note- all of you morons (and your spouses, siblings, parents, et cetera) who have worn the uniform, thank you for more than you'll ever know. I am in awe of what you offered for our great nation, and I am forever grateful for your service.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (WRtsc)

352 Also, those taint-munching gays and queers. Homos are cool, though.

Posted by: The Homos at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (lT0LC)

353 'scuse me Pollock

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:12 PM (piMMO)

354 Maybe we could use the dradel song and everywhere it says dradel we can insert weiner. That could be good for a few giggles.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 06:12 PM (NtTkA)

355 Nobody ever helps me with my appliance problems. Bastards.

I have to say i'm not happy with the Maytag stove i got recently, in the first year i had to get the oven light replaced and the electric ignition replaced.

Posted by: booger at May 30, 2011 06:12 PM (9RFH1)

356 "Specifically on Apocalypse Now.

I. Just. Don't. Get. It."

 

The original story was Heart of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad.  Bastard will beat you to death with adjectives, or at the very least motivate you to do it yourself.

Amazing writer, but the end result...

Ergo, the movie was a relief after that.

Posted by: LMAO at Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:12 PM (+XMtr)

357 Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 11:11 PM (piMMO)

lol, we were talking about fish, specifically the awesome filet o fish sammiches at McD's and what they're made of.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:12 PM (YxBuk)

358 I've never been one to want to get cut by the sharp edges of a skinny woman.

Christina is hot.  Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yum.

Oh yeah...Dang.

Posted by: trainer at May 30, 2011 06:13 PM (yCWYQ)

359 I've always wondered why Roddy McDowall was cast as an American dogface in TLD.

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2011 06:13 PM (GTbGH)

360 The Killing Fields is sort of a war movie.  Very powerful, but I could only watch it once.  Too much for me. 

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 06:13 PM (pW2o8)

361 Homos are cool, though.

Posted by: The Homos at May 30, 2011 11:11 PM (lT0LC)

Fuck off.

Posted by: Hobosexuals at May 30, 2011 06:13 PM (6neGz)

362 (home sweet home) to grab, among other things, beignets? Fucking asshole. Bet you're going to Central Grocery for a muffaletta too. I fucking hate you.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:13 PM (j7W+t)

363 Mr. Purple is a bath toy, much like a rubber ducky, right?

/Just grant me this ignorant thought, please!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:14 PM (n0zI+)

364 Let's just say that some of us are, and some of us aren't, fans of Pollack's work.

I want to be paid millions of dollars for throwing/dribbling paint on canvas too. But apparently I'm not brilliant. Nor an alcoholic bent on self destruction.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:14 PM (YxBuk)

365 Oh PGiS, I am sorry, but only a little bit. 

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:14 PM (/zlRY)

366 lol, we were talking about fish, specifically the awesome filet o fish sammiches at McD's and what they're made of.

Heh. That too.

I remember someone getting really pissed off because someone else didn't like a particular type of fish.

The art thread was funny too.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (piMMO)

367 Nor an alcoholic bent on self destruction.


It's never too late...

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (J4Pnx)

368

 Mr. Purple is a bath toy, much like a rubber ducky, right?

Well, he was waterproof...

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (RZ8pf)

369 I've always wondered why Roddy McDowall was cast as an American dogface in TLD.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 30, 2011 11:13 PM (GTbGH)

They ran out of American actors.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (CN+Qv)

370 Infamous Memorial Day ONT - missed it. Gay hipster slapfight video thread - missed it. Michelle Obama quasi-racial dis thread - missed it. Now, it doesn't piss me off that "I miss all the good shit." That happens plenty to me. I'm just glad I was there when all my kids were conceived. That's not the issue. What pisses me off is the thought that somehow, I may serve as a moderating influence on you animals, because none of this shit happens when I'm around. I cannot tell you how much that thought unsettles and disturbs me.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (B7dyo)

371 What's your appliance problem, PGIS?

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (pW2o8)

372

meh - I kinda like art work that I can sorta-kinda understand by just looking at it, and not having to attempt to ponder its meaning too deeply

which reminds me, I'm going to have to get some paintings or something for my new place, otherwise the walls will be barren

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/zlRY)

373 Fucking asshole. Bet you're going to Central Grocery for a muffaletta too. I fucking hate you.

Awwww!!! Pick up a big jar of those pickled peppers and olives too!

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (piMMO)

374 Shucks! There ya go, done cussin' for 'nother year

Posted by: friedspam at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (SYzKz)

375 Mr. Purple is a bath toy, much like a rubber ducky, right? Right, you just keep telling yourself that butt heid.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (j7W+t)

376 BBD, if we're ever in the same place, remind me and I'll fry you some up myself. Ask Empire of Jeff- NOLA guys typically think they can do three things: 1) Cook- yup, can do 2) Sing- got that covered 3) Coach the Saints- nope, can't do that.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (WRtsc)

377 Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (vfylY)

378 That's not the issue. What pisses me off is the thought that somehow, I may serve as a moderating influence on you animals, because none of this shit happens when I'm around.

I cannot tell you how much that thought unsettles and disturbs me.


I don't think you have to worry about that much.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (J4Pnx)

379 To the guy people that died saving my dad their fellow soldiers over there: Thank you, I'll we'll see you soon. Fuck it, I'll we'll call you John when I we see you. Sorry you never saw your loved ones again & visa versa. You should see the descendants of the people you saved...

THANK YOU!

Posted by: thank you John at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (u/t9n)

380

That's not the issue. What pisses me off is the thought that somehow, I may serve as a moderating influence on you animals, because none of this shit happens when I'm around.

Yeah, Empire Jeff, voice of reason and moderation. That's right.

BTW I appreciate that you are not letting up the mockery of the gotham princess.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

381 I'm watching Zulu, oft-cited as one of the best war movies of all time. Not "oft-cited". It absolutely IS one of the best war movies of all time. Fucking LOVE Zulu. Caine's star-making debut, Martini-Henry rifles, and Men of Harlech. And two things that I always found interesting is that the Zulus are actually portrayed as worthy of respect and fear, which makes for better adversaries (unusual for the early-60s), and the movie was made by a bunch of hard-left British and blacklisted American commies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (9Lm5R)

382 PGiS,

I have it on good authority that you need a rampant rabbit. they say that's the "fucking best"

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (OluE0)

383

According to Irish stand comic, Dara Ó Briain. But of course only being able to see later parts of the game after meeting challenges is part of the appeal of video games too.

So I sat through this.  Basically this "comedian" is bitching and moaning about actually having to play the games?  'You mean I actually have to accomplish certain tasks to get to cooler things?  Why that's bullshit! Why can't it just be like a movie or a book where it automatically happens."  He's not even complaining about going through levels and collecting all of secret items to unlock a hidden level that isn't necessary to beating the game.  He's complaining about like beating a boss early in a game, or having to play a crap song on Rockband.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (oVQFe)

384

Now I know why I don't watch the news.

They just had a "guest commentary" from some ignorant woman whining about what an injustice it was that Missouri just made it illegal to get an abortion after 21 weeks (more than 5 months). She also talked about how she herself believes life begins at conception and is a gift from God, but abortion should be completely legal up to 9 months. WTF?

/for fuck's sake, I just want to know the weather for the next 3 days.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (g7D8V)

385 That Iowahawk post was fantabulous. I can't stop laughing - damn I'm slow on the uptake tho - I only just realized (reading the comments) - his wife is actually named Huma Weiner! wow wow wow wowdy wow wow

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (SB0V2)

386

tmi3rd!  how ya been?  haven't seen you around too often

how was organic chemistry?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (/zlRY)

387 Okay, who the fuck said something bad about the swimming pollock? 

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (6neGz)

388 Right, you just keep telling yourself that butt heid.

I damn will, you, you...Fountain of Decadence!   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (n0zI+)

389 Rollerball.  Another great sports movie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (XBM1t)

390 I've always wondered why Roddy McDowall was cast as an American dogface in TLD.

Posted by: toby928™

It was a PC move - just to show that even after Army training, you could be a rabbit chested geek with bad eyesight and still be a good rifleman.

Fun fact: Did you know that Strom Thurmond was an Army Major commanding a battalion on Utah Beach on D-Day?  And no mention of this in Tom Brokaw's book?

 

Unexpected!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (sJTmU)

391

What's your appliance problem, PGIS?

It's a joke. I don't have an appliance problem. At least not a major appliance problem (glances suspiciously around the kitchen to be sure everything is still working).

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (RZ8pf)

392 That's not the issue. What pisses me off is the thought that somehow, I may serve as a moderating influence on you animals, because none of this shit happens when I'm around.

We do because you always steal the damn show with your epic comments. Srsly, EoJ, how the hell am I supposed to do shit when I'm too busy howling with laughter at your comments?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (YxBuk)

393 Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock! TIMMUUUHHH!

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (j7W+t)

394 So folks,
I got a direct message from Mary Katherine Ham when I followed her on Twitter. Can this be set up automatically? I really didn't think about it much when I got it but now, months later, as the evening draws nigh...I am touching myself.

Vigorously.

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (PBwG0)

395 Tony the Weiner suffers from a fucking tragic personal insufficiency....the size of his equipment is a prank.

Posted by: gushka at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (z/FcG)

396 300 Man, every male actor, that was anybody at the time, was in The Longest Day. Posted by: toby928™ at May 30, 2011 11:01 PM (GTbGH) "Two clicks! I heard... two clicks..."

Posted by: stuiec at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (HMdeP)

397 I see Paris.  I see France.  I see Weiner's underpants.

Posted by: The FBI at May 30, 2011 09:45 PM (Txl/u)


Posted by: tomorrow's headlines at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (UqKQV)

398 I appreciate that you are not letting up the mockery of the gotham princess. What? Where???? I missed it dammit!

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (j7W+t)

399

 I'm watching Zulu, oft-cited as one of the best war movies of all time.

+10000

 

The Killing Fields is sort of a war movie.  Very powerful, but I could only watch it once.  Too much for me. 

Very good film, based on a photographer for the NYT if i remember correctly.

 

Clueless, glad to have a fan. I'd send you a twit pic but I don't have twitter and my blackberry doesn't have the panoramic capabilities required.(that and I'm not sure I can find clean underwear on such short notice.)

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (DKV43)

400 ChemJeff- First of all, I want to profusely apologize for not getting a hold of you and getting together before now- let's remedy that in the very near future. O-chem was interesting- I went into the final with a 91, and the final was the ACS Organic Chem exam (covers the first year). I missed an A in the course by two or three questions... and celebrated by posting my top ten nutshot videos on Facebook. Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints... How you?

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (WRtsc)

401

What? Where???? I missed it dammit!

He asked her which comely co-ed that Weiner was following was her.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)

402 What's your appliance problem, PGIS? I think she meant "personal appliance"......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:21 PM (9Lm5R)

403 Yes. i know I posted it earlier today but I'm posting it again.

I love this scene.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:21 PM (piMMO)

404 lol, we were talking about fish, specifically the awesome filet o fish sammiches at McD's and what they're made of.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 11:12 PM (YxBuk)

have you ever saw that show on DSC about the big ship that now catches the fish and cleans and packs all the fish for McD's sammiches?

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 06:21 PM (2Wukx)

405 which reminds me, I'm going to have to get some paintings or something for my new place, otherwise the walls will be barren

I think women are barren.  Walls are bare. 

Or maybe not.


There's an arts festival near you next month.  Good chance to shop for your house while chatting up comely artists. 

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 06:21 PM (pW2o8)

406 jcjimi I hate to tell you this, but I got a DM from Mary Katherine Hamm too - I think she must have it automatically programmed to do that for her followers

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:22 PM (/zlRY)

407 All the good curses have been taken. I question the fucking timing.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at May 30, 2011 06:22 PM (HF2US)

408 HAHA! Sony now saying the PSN store will be up by the end of the week

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2011 06:22 PM (Ig1Wo)

409 have you ever saw that show on DSC about the big ship that now catches the fish and cleans and packs all the fish for McD's sammiches?

Nope. And even if I did, I'd still eat those sammiches. You could slaughter a cow in front of me and I'd still eat it. I know meat comes from somewhere and the getting of it ain't pretty.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:22 PM (YxBuk)

410

They just had a "guest commentary" from some ignorant woman whining about what an injustice it was that Missouri just made it illegal to get an abortion after 21 weeks (more than 5 months

I like how you do us the favor of converting 21 weeks into months. The less I need to think, the better.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (DKV43)

411 Oh my God, Tim Curry in drag!  Ahhhhh!  The goggles, they do nothing! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (n0zI+)

412

 Tony the Weiner suffers from a fucking tragic personal insufficiency....the size of his equipment is a prank.

You'll hear from my lawyer in the morning.

Posted by: Anthony "Hung Like A Bull Hamster" Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (O0BIV)

413

have you ever saw that show on DSC about the big ship that now catches the fish and cleans and packs all the fish for McD's sammiches?

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 11:21 PM (2Wukx)

*facepalm*

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (6neGz)

414 fucking tragic personal insufficiency....the size of his equipment is a prank. Gushka, this is the perfect thread in which to explain your weiner sizing scale. please proceed, madame professor.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (j7W+t)

415 Any self-respecting Best War Movie list should have To Hell and Back and The Alamo on it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (XBM1t)

416 366, I hate modern art, Pollacks a manufactured fucking fraud. I have more respect for guys that make bears out of tree trunks with chainsaws. I got into a shouting match with my art professor in college over the Partridge Families bus being painted like Mondrian's Compasizione. He was an arrogant prick and I told him so. I wasn't surprised to get a "c". Then some tight ass scrunt laughed at me at the Met in NY because I told my girlfriend I thought a monet looked cool. I like several forms of art, but I really dispise the fucktards that claim to have some nebulous academic wisdom about what art is.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (NtTkA)

417 Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 11:22 PM

Not listening!!!

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (PBwG0)

418 'Zulu' is the second-best war movie ever made

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, Master of the Pan flute at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (UqKQV)

419

Y-not Thanks - but DAMMIT I will be out of town on that day

ugh

But I know there are monthly art walks in KC, I think I will have to go to one of those maybe in July

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (/zlRY)

420

413  Tim Curry in drag

oh come on, he's just a sweet transvestite....

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (EOu3d)

421 HAHA! Sony now saying the PSN store will be up by the end of the week Wow! Just in time for Duke Nukem Forever.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (9Lm5R)

422 I like how you do us the favor of converting 21 weeks into months. The less I need to think, the better.


Notice when the abortion enthusiasts are talking length of pregnancy, they prefer to use weeks instead of months.

21 weeks doesn't sound so bad - more than 5 months, holy shit!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (J4Pnx)

423

i still eat them them to but that show suprised me............

 

 

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (2Wukx)

424 Gawd, I'm dense. 


Although in my defense, I read the thread backwards and saw the post about a Maytag oven. 

Yeah, not much of a defense with all that Mr. Purple talk. 

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (pW2o8)

425

Oh my God, Tim Curry in drag!  Ahhhhh!  The goggles, they do nothing! 

It's "Rocky Horror", Kratos!  Turn it off and drink three pints of vodka, STAT!

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (O0BIV)

426 413 Oh my God, Tim Curry in drag!  Ahhhhh!  The goggles, they do nothing! 
why are you watching Rocky Horror Picture Show?  That movie is just loaded with decadence

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (/zlRY)

427 To Hell and Back OH yeah, Audie Murphy was a stud

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (j7W+t)

428

oh come on, he's just a sweet transvestite....

Wrong movie, although that's a really good guess.  There's an episode of Tales from the Crypt where Tim Curry plays 3 characters - 2 of them female, *shivers*. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (n0zI+)

429 how come the bots can figure out how to link on AoS and it still evades me like Obama evades a job? 

I fail.  Chinese bots 1, tango 0

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (x3YFz)

430 I like several forms of art, but I really dispise the fucktards that claim to have some nebulous academic wisdom about what art is.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 11:24 PM (NtTkA)

If it looks like I could do it given 10 minutes practice, its not art. It might be pretty, but it isn't art. And most of that stuff isn't even pretty.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (CN+Qv)

431 oh come on, he's just a sweet transvestite....

From transsexual Transylvania!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (YxBuk)

432 rocky horror just isn't the same unless you are at a midnight showing at the theatre

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (EOu3d)

433 Wow! Just in time for Duke Nukem Forever.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 11:25 PM (9Lm5R)


I'm waiting for Microsoft's E3 presser next week where they try signing into PSN

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (Ig1Wo)

434 Nope. And even if I did, I'd still eat those sammiches. You could slaughter a cow in front of me and I'd still eat it. I know meat comes from somewhere and the getting of it ain't pretty.

It doesn't have to be so ugly. Try kosher. Cruelty-free and very clean.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (piMMO)

435

Then some tight ass scrunt laughed at me at the Met in NY because I told my girlfriend I thought a monet looked cool.

Monets ARE cool.  That scrunt isn't pompous, she's just stupid.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (/zlRY)

436 53 Speaking of sports, the fucking Buckeyes are fucking hosed. 

AND THE WORLD REJOICES!!! 


Also, congratulations to the 2011 Big Ten Football Champion Cornhuskers!

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 10:12 PM (pW2o

Why is there something new happening.  I just wish Tressel would go.  Bet he wishes he could pull a Pete Carroll right now.  Its just too bad for him the next NFL season is still up in the air and he's a predictable coach that couldn't think outside of the box or alter his game plan at halftime to save his fucking life.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (oVQFe)

437 "no creepy sexual stuff."

How can you put the Democrat party and Frenchmen off limits like that?


Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (wk1nH)

438

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 11:24 PM (NtTkA)

Book thread was yesterday, but I recommend Tom Wolfe's The Painted Word.

Posted by: Secundus at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (O0BIV)

439

430  Wrong movie,

oh

i guess he's just a tranny wierdo then

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (EOu3d)

440 The only time I was more traumatized was when I was watching The Specialist and I saw Sly Stone's ass right in the middle of the screen. 

It didn't matter that Sharon Stone's boobiehs were on the screen as well - there are some things in life I never wanted to see! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (n0zI+)

441

Why is there something new happening. I just wish Tressel would go. Bet he wishes he could pull a Pete Carroll right now. Its just too bad for him the next NFL season is still up in the air and he's a predictable coach that couldn't think outside of the box or alter his game plan at halftime to save his fucking life.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 11:27 PM (oVQFe)

He did go.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (CN+Qv)

442 Sears is supposed to call us to tell us what time the fridge gets delivered, but so far nada.  That means I have to get my ass in gear early and dash over to the house just in case they set us up for a morning delivery.  Grrrr. 

I'd better turn in.  Have fun, folks!

Posted by: Y-not covers her bases by saying SHIT at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (pW2o8)

443 rocky horror just isn't the same unless you are at a midnight showing at the theatre

We have a Rocky Horror street party every year and it's a blast. At midnight they show the movie and not only encourage the tossing of trash, but sell the party favors at the door.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (piMMO)

444

oh come on, he's just a sweet transvestite....

Wrong movie, although that's a really good guess.  There's an episode of Tales from the Crypt where Tim Curry plays 3 characters - 2 of them female, *shivers*. 

He's a fairly good actor. I liked him in IT, Clue and Hunt for Red October

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (DKV43)

445 Book thread was yesterday

Thanks for reminding me, I wanted to ask y'all for a book recommendation. What's a good Reagan biography to read?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (YxBuk)

446

*facepalm*

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 11:23 PM (6neGz)

L   what got me about it was most of the people in the cleaning room only had two or three fingers..................

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (2Wukx)

447 That scrunt isn't pompous, she's just stupid.

Can't she be both?

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (piMMO)

448 On Memorial Day and Veterans Day, I think of the Japanese-Americans who volunteered after Pearl Harbor to join the Fighting 442nd and other Nisei units. Then I wonder, where is the Muslim Brigade formed after 9/11?

Posted by: stuiec at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (HMdeP)

449

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 30, 2011 11:20 PM (WRtsc)

tmi3rd YES we have to get togehter and do a KC area moron meetup - there's at least 5-6 of us in the general vicinity, I think, and maybe we can talk Palandine to come in from St. Louis

I'm doing okay, it's summer, so I'm slacking & drinking beer instead of doing my work, which is piling up

Sorry you got a B in organic but that is actually pretty damn good - you are prob. in the top 2% of humanity for doing so well in that class

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (/zlRY)

450 Put a face to these titties.

If you can't name their owners, then you have disgraced the fucking dangling morons.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (penCf)

451 449 That scrunt isn't pompous, she's just stupid.

Can't she be both?

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 11:29 PM (piMMO)

stompous?

Posted by: Mtenloch at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (TU3mr)

452 He's a fairly good actor. He was great in spamalot

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (j7W+t)

453

i guess he's just a tranny wierdo then

Tim Curry has a very diverse film credit list.  Just take a look at it. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (n0zI+)

454 He's a fairly good actor. I liked him in IT, Clue and Hunt for Red October

He was in Hunt for Red October? I never knew that and I've seen that movie dozens of times...but not all at once so maybe that's why.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (YxBuk)

455 449, I think they are a matched set when it comes to NY libtards.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (NtTkA)

456 If it looks like I could do it given 10 minutes practice, its not art. It might be pretty, but it isn't art. And most of that stuff isn't even pretty. They get around that by de-emphasizing the art itself, and assigning all all importance to the "artistic process" that creates the art. And since only the artist can fully participate in the artistic process for any given project, only the artist can proclaim anything to be art. Basically, it's masturbation without orgasm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (9Lm5R)

457 Thanks for reminding me, I wanted to ask y'all for a book recommendation. What's a good Reagan biography to read?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 11:29 PM (YxBuk)

Didn't he write one of his own? I'd start with that one.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (CN+Qv)

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (DKV43)

459

445  that would rock!!!  i would so go to that

446  hunt for red october? what role?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (EOu3d)

460 Thanks for reminding me, I wanted to ask y'all for a book recommendation. What's a good Reagan biography to read?


Rawhide Down if you want to read about the assassination attempt.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (J4Pnx)

461

446  hunt for red october? what role?

He was the political officer, or SGT.. I can't remember his title in the film.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (DKV43)

462

He's a fairly good actor. I liked him in IT, Clue and Hunt for Red October

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 11:29 PM (DKV43)


dude also rocked in Legend with the two dildos stuck to his head and voicing Gabriel Knight

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (Ig1Wo)

463

446  hunt for red october? what role?

Dr. Petrov. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (n0zI+)

464 He was in Hunt for Red October? I He's the doctor on the sub

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (j7W+t)

465 Thanks for reminding me, I wanted to ask y'all for a book recommendation. What's a good Reagan biography to read?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 11:29 PM (YxBuk)

I have the Reagan In His Own Words - not a bio, but I liked getting his thought straight, without polishing. I can recommend that book.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (CN+Qv)

466 461, Too bad they didn't open fire on each other.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (NtTkA)

467 It's just a jump to the left....

...in another dimension. With voyeuristic intention...

...bring your knees in tight...

and...

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (PBwG0)

468 Put a face to these titties.

That is some ugly, bony cleavage.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (piMMO)

469 Thanks for reminding me, I wanted to ask y'all for a book recommendation. What's a good Reagan biography to read?

Rendezvous With Destiny is a great book about Reagan in the 1980 primaries and general election

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (DKV43)

470

He was the political officer, or SGT.. I can't remember his title in the film.

Tim Curry was the submarine's doctor.  The political officer was the dude Sean Connery killed at the beginning of the film. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (n0zI+)

471

oh dear I didn't realize there were so many Rocky Horror fans here at the ONT

The Armour theater in KC (I think) does a monthly Rocky Horror showing, wouldn't it be cool to do a meetup there? maybe have drinks or something ahead  of time (b/c the showing is so late)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (/zlRY)

472 411 have you ever saw that show on DSC about the big ship that now catches the fish and cleans and packs all the fish for McD's sammiches?

Nope. And even if I did, I'd still eat those sammiches. You could slaughter a cow in front of me and I'd still eat it. I know meat comes from somewhere and the getting of it ain't pretty.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 11:22 PM (YxBuk)

Rum is.....Eric Cartman!

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (oVQFe)

473 If the NFL fks up my fantasy league they get no $$ from me this year.  And this is a guy who forks out a couple hundred clams every year just to outfit the tango clan in team-appropriate bunny slippers.

Don't MAKE me just turn to the All Blacks for my sporting entertainment, you greedy fuckers.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:34 PM (x3YFz)

474 The Armour theater in KC (I think) does a monthly Rocky Horror showing, wouldn't it be cool to do a meetup there? maybe have drinks or something ahead  of time (b/c the showing is so late)


Only if you show up in a corset, stockings and heels

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:34 PM (J4Pnx)

475 Rum is.....Eric Cartman! Well she does hate dirty hippies.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:34 PM (j7W+t)

476

Rawhide Down if you want to read about the assassination attempt.

Can you imagine how the world would suck today if the attempts on Reagan's and Pope John Paul II's lives had been successful? They and Thatcher were the indispensable people of our time.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 06:34 PM (g7D8V)

477

i guess he's just a tranny wierdo then

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 11:30 PM (n0zI+)


nope, people just want him in drag to try to re-live Rocky Horror. Dude is a hoot to talk to

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (Ig1Wo)

478 Only if you show up in a corset, stockings and heels Carrying the hello kitteh "massager"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (j7W+t)

479

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 11:31 PM (DKV43)

so the racist assholes are protesting the Westboro assholes?

thank heavens I don't have to choose a side

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (/zlRY)

480

On Memorial Day and Veterans Day, I think of the Japanese-Americans who volunteered after Pearl Harbor to join the Fighting 442nd and other Nisei units. Then I wonder, where is the Muslim Brigade formed after 9/11?

Didn't a bunch of Muslim soldiers in the military frag people early on in the war? I think they are serving but they've picked a different side.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (DKV43)

481

He did go.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 11:28 PM (CN+Qv)

Ah good.  Maybe now the Buckeyes will win a night game against a ranked team.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (oVQFe)

482 That is some ugly, bony cleavage.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 11:32 PM (piMMO)


They get better the further through the pics you go.

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (penCf)

483

thank heavens I don't have to choose a side

It's like picking between the Nazis and Soviets. You wish they both could lose.

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (DKV43)

484

L   what got me about it was most of the people in the cleaning room only had two or three fingers..................

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 11:29 PM (2Wukx)

Come on, dude.  Ya don't know who you're talkin' to.  That's not even remotely true.  Neither is it that there's a single boat that catches all the fish for McD's filet-o-fish.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (6neGz)

485

What happens in Vegas stays is Vegas...

Well I just got back from Vegas about 5 hours ago.  Took a helicopter flight to the Grand Canyon with my son, my fiancee and her 3 kids and got married at the base of the Grand Canyon.

So anyway, I was walking the strip with the new family last night and my son, all 11 years old of him, says... and this is a direct quote:

"Dad, I just saw a bus go by that had a phone number on it that said We Deliver Hot Girls Directly to Your Room.  I can't believe there exists businesses that deliver whores."

So when should he be expecting his Junior Moron membership card?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (QQztO)

486

so the racist assholes are protesting the Westboro assholes?

thank heavens I don't have to choose a side

To channel Henry Kissinger - may both sides lose.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (n0zI+)

487 Empty paint cans?  Use them as fucking coat hooks.  Simply brilliant!

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (penCf)

488
Face to the titties?  Catherine McPhee.  I'd recognize those mammygooglers anywhere. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (cwFVA)

489 I sense an obsession with trannys tonight.  wtf is up with you people?  Did AoS' incoming IPs get confined to San Francisco, and Boulder?

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (x3YFz)

490

have you ever saw that show on DSC about the big ship that now catches the fish and cleans and packs all the fish for McD's sammiches?

YES.

I think they are Alaskan polluck or something like that.

It was very interesting, that ship is like an floating industrial factory.

 

Posted by: Ben at May 30, 2011 06:38 PM (DKV43)

491 oh and for movies that has aged remarkably well, didn't think Maniac would be one but damn is it still good and Savini's death is still gruesome as fuck

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2011 06:38 PM (Ig1Wo)

492 Tim Curry's role in HfRO was very brief, and lethal.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:38 PM (6neGz)

493 I think they are Alaskan polluck or something like that. It was very interesting, that ship is like an floating industrial factory. COD damn you! COD!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:39 PM (9Lm5R)

494 What's a good Reagan biography to read? Surprisingly, When Character Was King by Peggy Noonan was an excellent biography of Reagan. Of course, she wrote it quite some time ago.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 06:39 PM (B7dyo)

495 Congrats, Andrews Dad and all the very best in your marriage.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:39 PM (piMMO)

496 Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 11:33 PM (oVQFe)

Bwahahahaahha!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:39 PM (YxBuk)

497 He was in Hunt for Red October? I never knew that and I've seen that movie dozens of times...but not all at once so maybe that's why.

You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain.

Posted by: Dr. Petrov at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (GTbGH)

498

Congratulations on your nuptials, Andrews' Dad

"Dad, I just saw a bus go by that had a phone number on it that said We Deliver Hot Girls Directly to Your Room.  I can't believe there exists businesses that deliver whores."

Did you use this opportunity to teach your son more about the laws of supply and demand? 

So when should he be expecting his Junior Moron membership card?

Just as soon as Ace finishes penning his next movie missive. 



Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (n0zI+)

499 470 Put a face to these titties.

That is some ugly, bony cleavage.

Exactly what i was thinking, she needs a sammich, stat. I'd still hit it though.

Posted by: booger at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (9RFH1)

500 Just as soon as Ace finishes penning his next movie missive. Damn. The kid will be married by that time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:41 PM (9Lm5R)

501

I know John Conyers is a fucking idiot, but I've never read anything about him that highlights his mental deficiencies better than something from his own pitiful website:

"Under the Act, jobs would be created in the fields of construction, infrastructure repairs, green jobs, education, health care, and neighborhood renovation. The Act’s Full Employment Trust Fund would provide federal funding for local community-based job creation and training initiatives until full employment is reached in the United States. The Act is deficit neutral and fully funded through a modest tax on Wall Street stock and bond transactions."

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 30, 2011 06:41 PM (A/oSU)

502 On this day we should all be proud that OUR Presadent is Barrank Obama. Let us all pray for him and back him with his plan to fix America after Bush screwed it up for 9 years. Let's all get behind Presadent Obama and support him people. Vote yes in 2012 for Obamo......

Posted by: Mary Cloggerstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 30, 2011 06:41 PM (rWSsG)

503 Can you imagine how the world would suck today if the attempts on Reagan's and Pope John Paul II's lives had been successful? They and Thatcher were the indispensable people of our time.

Kinda like it already does now? Just sooner, maybe?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:41 PM (J4Pnx)

504 Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 30, 2011 11:36 PM (QQztO)

Congrats! 

What a beautiful place to get married.

What a great son, too

LMAO!

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:41 PM (penCf)

505 "damn near got the ONT canceled" Sorry about that. Hope all is well with you morons and moronettes. I can't stay but wanted to say I fucking miss you all.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 30, 2011 06:42 PM (uEerX)

506 no creepy sexual stuff.

Well, there goes the goddamn neighborhood . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 06:42 PM (afUO8)

507 Congrats, AndrewsDad.  Does this mean you can golf again?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:42 PM (6neGz)

508 Kinda like it already does now? Just sooner, maybe?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 11:41 PM (J4Pnx)

Its not their fault that the next generation dropped the ball.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 06:42 PM (CN+Qv)

509 Oh wait, no, Tim Curry's role was larger than lethal.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (6neGz)

510 Congrats, AndrewsDad. On the marriage and the FMA (Future Moron of America)

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (J4Pnx)

511 http://tinyurl.com/3gwt6rt

Hot Patootie, bless my soul, this never gets old.
I first saw Rocky horror as part of a triple feature at 15 yrs old.

Woodstock

A Clockwork Orange.

Rocky Horror.

I've never been the same.

I have developed a habit of throwing burnt toast at perfect strangers, though.

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (PBwG0)

512 So when should he be expecting his Junior Moron membership card? you have to present a hobo pelt and an empty bottle of ValuRite first

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (/zlRY)

513

Kind of like the world sucks now, only with a Soviet Union backing up every dirtbag on the block.

Yeah, the Russians are still bad now, but if Reagan hadn't bankrupted them, they'd be an entirely different animal.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (g7D8V)

514

congratulations on your marriage AndrewsDad!

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (RZ8pf)

515 The best titties are the ones on my Empress, because they're MINE and I can cup 'em while I fall asleep. All other titties are number two. Or lower.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (B7dyo)

516

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

there's a tire commercial with two old people driving a car on the salt flats with mambo #5 playing

my m-i-l:  oh that mambo 5 guy, i would so do him

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (EOu3d)

517 A farmer busts into his bedroom where his wife is sleeping, and he's holding a sheep under his arm.  He proclaims, "Honey, this is the pig that I've been sleeping with for the past 10 years!"

She says, "You'll find that's a sheep, not a pig."

He says, "You'll find that I was not talking to you."

Posted by: Brisco_County at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (XnIt1)

518 Its not their fault that the next generation dropped the ball.


Nope. Unless, of course, they had the opportunity to exterminate the dirty hippies and didn't do it.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (J4Pnx)

519 503

I know John Conyers is a fucking idiot, but I've never read anything about him that highlights his mental deficiencies better than something from his own pitiful website:

"Under the Act, jobs would be created in the fields of construction, infrastructure repairs, green jobs, education, health care, and neighborhood renovation. The Act’s Full Employment Trust Fund would provide federal funding for local community-based job creation and training initiatives until full employment is reached in the United States. The Act is deficit neutral and fully funded through a modest tax on Wall Street stock and bond transactions."

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 30, 2011 11:41 PM (A/oSU)

I have an Act.  It's called Throw the Corrupt, Shitbag, Opportunist, Race-Baiting Commie Fucktard In Jail Act.  It reads:  (warning, lawyer speak incoming):

"Throw John Conyers Fucking Ass In Jail Already!"

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (x3YFz)

520 Congrats, AndrewsDad. Did you get married on that glass walkway over the Grand Canyon?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (YxBuk)

521 ChemJeff- Another possibility is that a week from Thursday, I'm singing the Canadian anthem at the Royals game (first pitch is 3:05 PM)... I've got to go see what my little guy is screaming about, but yeah, let's plan on something. I'm headed down to NO on Thursday, and I start microbiology next Tuesday (all night classes, M-Th). Let me know what your schedule looks like... my handle at hotmail, or you can tweet me via the handle link.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (WRtsc)

522

I have developed a habit of throwing burnt toast at perfect strangers, though.

Yeah, you bastard, I've still got a scar from that, thanks a lot.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (RZ8pf)

523 So, how many morons suffer from this:

Middle-aged men have 'hotness delusion syndrome'

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:46 PM (penCf)

524 Congratz Andrews Dad. And I'd think that your son already has his Jr. card if HE spotted the bus with deliverable whores.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 06:46 PM (OluE0)

525 I have developed a habit of throwing burnt toast at perfect strangers, though.

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 11:43 PM (PBwG0)

That's one of your easier ones to deal with, though.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (6neGz)

526 I've got to drop out for a bit to watch a couple more episodes of Blackadder, so sod off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (9Lm5R)

527 Another possibility is that a week from Thursday, I'm singing the Canadian anthem at the Royals game (first pitch is 3:05 PM)


Damn.  That is really cool.

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (penCf)

528

Was having the elbow issue and going to see a physical therapist with limited success.  Decided to... I think the technical medical term is "fuck it" and just live with the pain until the winter and try to get it fixed then.  So have been walking onto the course I live on and playing 3 or 4 holes a couple of times a night after work and the elbow has been feeling ok.  So am trying to slowing get back in the swing.  Have my parents 50th anniversary party in two weeks but after that, hopeing to start playing on a regular basis.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (QQztO)

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (Ig1Wo)

530 So, how many morons suffer from this:


All of them.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (J4Pnx)

531

Hi Noah

why can't you stay?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (/zlRY)

532 Andrew's Dad. Congrats & best wishes.

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:48 PM (PBwG0)

533
Middle-aged men have 'hotness delusion syndrome'
Posted by: momma

Lucky for me i'm only mid30s.


Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 06:48 PM (OluE0)

534 Have my parents 50th anniversary party in two weeks but after that, hopeing to start playing on a regular basis.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 30, 2011 11:47 PM (QQztO)

Sweet!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 06:48 PM (6neGz)

535 My GF doesn't want me visiting chemjeff. :-( She's coming back. Happy Memorial day everyone !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (uEerX)

536 I first saw Rocky horror as part of a triple feature at 15 yrs old.

I still remember the movie theater near our apartments always showed Rocky Horror and another movie, usually Zeppelins Song Remains the Same or Floyd;s The Wall, for their midnight movies every friday and saturday when i was a kid, i doubt theaters even do midnight movies anymore.

Posted by: booger at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (9RFH1)

537 All of them.

Not all of us. 

It's either Shannon Tweed or nothing at all! 

Gene Simmons seems like a pretty good guy though.  I approve wholeheartedly. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (n0zI+)

538 PGwhateveritisnow...oh for Pete's sake - PGiS (it's what I know).

I only purposely toss foodstuffs at those I love.

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (PBwG0)

539 Ok, I'm out.

Tomorrow is Mom's 77th birthday and I still gotta figure out what I'm doing for her.


Night all!

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 30, 2011 06:50 PM (J4Pnx)

540 All of them.
Posted by: mpurinTexas

I don't. I know i'm not bad looking, but wouldn't go with hot.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 06:50 PM (OluE0)

541 Ok since beeb requested and current events make this topic timely and not gratuitous, I will explain myway of sizing up peoples personal properties : 1)tragic 2) insufficient 3) sufficient (also known as "polite" or "HELLO!" 4) RUDE (otherwise known as put that the fuck AWAY!) specifics are up to the tastes of the individual, but like porn you know it when you see it.

Posted by: gushka at May 30, 2011 06:50 PM (z/FcG)

542 All of them. Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) Beat me to it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 06:50 PM (j7W+t)

543

Haerter and Yale.  We had some family over for a barbecue. I read exerpts of Kelly's speech before dinner and had most everybody in tears.  I had to struggle to get through it. 

I will never forget those two brave young men.

 

 

Posted by: Gem at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (zw+pb)

544 So, how many morons suffer from this: Middle-aged men have 'hotness delusion syndrome' I wouldn't say I'm "suffering" from it, momma. It may be a burden, but it's not too heavy for my broad, Adonis-like sculpted shoulders.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (B7dyo)

545 From Ace's twitter feed:

Anyone remember when Jack Ruby pranked Lee Harvey Oswald?


Too fucking funny.

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (penCf)

546

I only purposely toss foodstuffs at those I love.

Well if you want to toss food at me how about whipped cream or chocolate sauce or something?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)

547 --- That's one of your easier ones to deal with, though.

Have you been spying on me?

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (PBwG0)

548

The Act is deficit neutral and fully funded through a modest tax on Wall Street stock and bond transactions."

 

yeah that is the big thing for lefties now - they want to tax every WS transaction at a rate of like 0.0000001% but since there are 10 zillion transactions per day, it will yield a boatload of money.  it's a perfect con, because the little guys would hardly pay anything at all but the big financial houses would end up paying billions.  so it fits right into the whole class warfare setup the left has going.  I gar-un-tee, this is coming the next time the libs have total control.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:52 PM (/zlRY)

549 Oh, and even my fucking libtard brother kept his usual hipster sneering to himself.

Posted by: Gem at May 30, 2011 06:53 PM (zw+pb)

550 Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 11:51 PM

Can I mix some honey in with the chocolate sauce?

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:53 PM (PBwG0)

551 oh yeah, I remember that ONT...

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (6IReR)

552

tmi3rd you are singing a national anthem at a Royals game?  that is awesome

unfortunately I will not be in town on Thursday the 9th

don't worry there is plenty of time, I think I have your email already, I'll drop you a line

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (/zlRY)

553 it sweetens up the candle wax

Posted by: jc fucking jimi at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (PBwG0)

554 I wouldn't say I'm "suffering" from it, momma. It may be a burden, but it's not too heavy for my broad, Adonis-like sculpted shoulders.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 11:51 PM (B7dyo)



My aunt taught me this saying when I was a little gal in a Catholic School uniform:


'Men with broad shoulders have little penises.  God felt bad about giving them little dicks so he gave them bigger shoulders so they could hide it in the shade '

She was divorcing her wide/well toned shoulders husband at the time.

Posted by: momma at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (penCf)

555 Can I mix some honey in with the chocolate sauce?

Have you been peeking at my 90's Skinemax movie cue?   I could have sworn there were a few movies where that "prop" was employed. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 06:56 PM (n0zI+)

556

Middle-aged men have 'hotness delusion syndrome'
Posted by: momma

"At 44, there are 15 per cent fewer available males than females. Mr Salt predicts more women will start seeking younger men to fill the void."

Oh my! 

I'll admit to having lukewarm delusion syndrome.  Tepid, even.  No one wants me to fill tehir void.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 06:56 PM (XBM1t)

557 I feel sort of inadequate not having commented on the ONT from two years ago, so I'll comment on this one now, so two years from now I can look back and say yep, I commented on that ONT.
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Posted by: pajama momma at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (1lqnR)

558 Noah you chose a woman over AoSHQ?  well she'd better give good head

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (/zlRY)

559

it sweetens up the candle wax

whoa dude, the only wax that goes on my body is the stuff that removes hair.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)

560 Lucky for me i'm only mid30s.

Then you something to look forward to.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 06:59 PM (piMMO)

561 So, how many morons suffer from this:


All of them.

Ahem, mpur, but some of us are out of the game.  By our own choice . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 06:59 PM (afUO8)

562

Rocky Horror. Love it, love the music.

I did the most decadent thing I've ever done in my life at a midnight showing. Sacred honor prohibits me from saying what that was.

Decadent by Kratos's standards, but maybe not by all the moron horde.

/but I'm kinda surprised I'm not fending guys off with a pointy stick...

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 06:59 PM (g7D8V)

563 Men with broad shoulders have little penises.  God felt bad about giving them little dicks so he gave them bigger shoulders so they could hide it in the shade It's not "little." It's compact and efficient. I like it - it's kinda sporty. Looks fast. And it's travel-size, which is very convenient for my mobile lifestyle.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 07:00 PM (B7dyo)

564 Can I mix some honey in with the chocolate sauce?

Hmmmm.  fondue.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:00 PM (piMMO)

565
Then you something to look forward to.
Posted by: Clueless

Thanks Clueless. I'm not bad looking tho. I keep in shape, but i'm not delusional or anything. I'm no John Wayne.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:00 PM (OluE0)

566 Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 11:57 PM

I have no appropriate comment.

Posted by: jcjimi - momma was gonna knock me out if I said the "F" word again. at May 30, 2011 07:01 PM (PBwG0)

567 I have no appropriate comment.
Posted by: jcjimi

I just wonder how many is a Brazillian?

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:02 PM (OluE0)

568 At 44, there are 15 per cent fewer available males than females.

Ah, the vast "un-doable."  Srsly, who gives a shit?

P.S.  All males are "available."  Trust me.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (afUO8)

569 Ah! One of my all-time favorite South Parks is on WGN.

Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.

Stan: What! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy in weeks!

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (piMMO)

570 From time to time the woman would think back to the defunct purple device.  Once alive and vibrant with all the energy of a vanished world.  At least that was the way she remembered it but the mind was an unreliable narrator after all these years.  Now coated with a thin film of doubt like the ash that covered everything.  An appliance problem, she muttered to herself, thats what we used to call things like this.  Minor inconveniences.  A washingmachine with its agitator broken, a toasteroven with a coil burnt out.  It was to laugh.  These long ago things paled beside the calamity that the purple device's last feeble sputtering had introduced into her life.  For there were no more purple devices and there never again would be anymore purple devices and the half pack of doubleA batteries in her pack could no longer serve any purpose but to silently mock her and her hopes for a last automated surge of adrenaline and the hubris of thinking that a posthumous earth held any more margin for such idle things.  A flash of lightning in the murk illuminating a roadsign.  The faded scrawled warning from long ago to avoid this town upon which murder preyed partially scraped away to reveal a mocking advertisement for a long-defunct enterprise.  Radio Shack.  She shivered in her coat and drew up the blanket against the bitter cold and went on.

Posted by: Cormac McCarthy at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (FYCiJ)

571 t's kinda sporty. Looks fast. And it's travel-size, BUZZZZ WRONG! balls that look like they are wearing a helmet are none of the above.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (j7W+t)

572 Thanks Clueless. I'm not bad looking tho. I keep in shape, but i'm not delusional or anything. I'm no John Wayne.

It doesn't matter because, apparently, women are going to be throwing themselves at you anyway.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (piMMO)

573 Beck's site, The Blaze, has a bit up about flogging inmates for misbehavior.  I'm for it!  Prisons now-a-days are just fucking gladiator academies that take an average criminal and turn him into an MMA monster (nothing a load of 00 buck can't handle, but sure..).

Fuck up?  2 lashes.  Fuck up big?  5.  Really fuck up? 20 and we'll send the pieces to your momma.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (x3YFz)

574

I did the most decadent thing I've ever done in my life at a midnight showing. Sacred honor prohibits me from saying what that was.

 

umm..... wow......

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (/zlRY)

575 History Channel is doing a Civil War week this week.  Tonight they had something on Gettysburg.  Tomorrow they'd doing a show on Lee and Grant.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (oVQFe)

576 roflmaoooooooo bebe's boobs. THATs funny. I don't care who you are

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (OluE0)

577 Posted by: tangonine at May 31, 2011 12:04 AM (x3YFz)

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (YxBuk)

578 Jimmy: Hey Wendy, Stan says your're a cun...cun...cun... continuous source of inspiration.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (piMMO)

579

For there were no more purple devices and there never again would be anymore purple devices

Cormac McCarthy you are too much. That was good.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

580 Hm.  Mandatory cursing didn't last long.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (LiJuT)

581

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:04 AM (/zlRY)

Your path is clear now.   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (n0zI+)

582 I did the most decadent thing I've ever done in my life at a midnight showing. Sacred honor prohibits me from saying what that was.

10'll get you 20 that 99% of those present beat you to it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:06 PM (afUO8)

583 571 Ah! One of my all-time favorite South Parks is on WGN.

Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.

Stan: What! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy in weeks!

Posted by: Clueless at May 31, 2011 12:03 AM (piMMO

Raisins!

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:06 PM (oVQFe)

584 582 Hm.  Mandatory cursing didn't last long.

The fuck you say? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (n0zI+)

585 It's not just because I'm a perv, that darn magnum ice cream commercial is pervy all on its own, with the boom chicka wow wow music and the woman wrapping her mouth around the bar. I mean, my god, I'm surprised middle aged men's twitter accounts aren't spontaneously tweeting dic picks all over America right now.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)

586 Nothing new under the sun, 584.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (g7D8V)

587 It doesn't matter because, apparently, women are going to be throwing themselves at you anyway.
Posted by: Clueless

Well it's about time. lol.  I just dont' want to be delusional about my looks or anything. It's sad, but then I'll finally not be the one doing the chasing.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (OluE0)

588 Happy fuckin ONT.

Fucking mosquitoes had me for breakfast lunch and dinner Saturday on the hike. Little muthafuckers. I want to personally stomp a mud puddle in the stupid fuckers who banned DDT.

I got mosquito bites on my fuckin mosquito bites.

Used Skin So Soft, Off, and finally soot from the fire. Nothing stopped them.

Swear, some of those nasty cocksuckers had door gunners.


Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (2dbd9)

589 Okay, so I'm kinda-sorta stinkin' drunk and in one of the most stressful situations of my recent life, but how many of the moronettes saw Gael Monfils play tennis today and fell in love?  O.  M.  G.  He is teh gorgeous!

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (afUO8)

590 Raisins!

This episode has it all heartbreak...Raisins...Peter Gabriel...Butters

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (piMMO)

591 that darn magnum ice cream commercial is pervy all on its own, with the boom chicka wow wow music and the woman wrapping her mouth around the bar.

Idocracy, here we come! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:09 PM (n0zI+)

592 roflmaoooooooo bebe's boobs. THATs funny. I don't care who you are Really? Well what if you were me, you unfeeling bastard? And it doesn't look like a "helmet." It's more of a cap.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 07:09 PM (FI38b)

593 572 From time to time the woman would think back to the defunct purple device.  Once alive and vibrant with all the energy of a vanished world.  At least that was the way she remembered it but the mind was an unreliable narrator after all these years.  Now coated with a thin film of doubt like the ash that covered everything.  An appliance problem, she muttered to herself, thats what we used to call things like this.  Minor inconveniences.  A washingmachine with its agitator broken, a toasteroven with a coil burnt out.  It was to laugh.  These long ago things paled beside the calamity that the purple device's last feeble sputtering had introduced into her life.  For there were no more purple devices and there never again would be anymore purple devices and the half pack of doubleA batteries in her pack could no longer serve any purpose but to silently mock her and her hopes for a last automated surge of adrenaline and the hubris of thinking that a posthumous earth held any more margin for such idle things.  A flash of lightning in the murk illuminating a roadsign.  The faded scrawled warning from long ago to avoid this town upon which murder preyed partially scraped away to reveal a mocking advertisement for a long-defunct enterprise.  Radio Shack.  She shivered in her coat and drew up the blanket against the bitter cold and went on.

Posted by: Cormac McCarthy at May 31, 2011 12:03 AM (FYCiJ)

When faced with a wall of text at wee hours of the night, one has two choices:

1) refill the coffee and pile through it, thinking that there may be a gem inside. or.

2) remember that most shit that's written online is shit and just... no.

No to you, sir.  No, covered with the sperm of a dying monkey covered in the blood of an elephant that a poacher killed while he wasn't looking.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:09 PM (x3YFz)

594 --- 10'll get you 20 that 99% of those present beat you to it.

Of the over 100 midnight showings I've been to I'll bet I beat it at least once.

heh, I said "beat it".

Posted by: jcjimi the chaste at May 30, 2011 07:09 PM (PBwG0)

595

sifty I'm so sorry to hear that

that's why I try to avoid the outdoors as much as I can

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (/zlRY)

596 Are you fucking kidding me ? No creepy sexual stuff, what the fuck ? You have been talking about Anthony Weiners love pickle for 2 days. What does that qualify as ?

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (DU15A)

597 587 It's not just because I'm a perv, that darn magnum ice cream commercial is pervy all on its own, with the boom chicka wow wow music and the woman wrapping her mouth around the bar. I mean, my god, I'm surprised middle aged men's twitter accounts aren't spontaneously tweeting dic picks all over America right now.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 31, 2011 12:07 AM (RZ8pf)

PGIS, they know what they're doing.

I just went to youtube to look for the commercial, and I didn't even have to go past the main page because right there is an ad for it.  And on the side it says "For Pleasure Seekers."  They know exactly what people are thinking when you hear "Magnum"

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:11 PM (oVQFe)

598 in one of the most stressful situations of my recent life What happened peaches?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:11 PM (j7W+t)

599 oh Peaches what's wrong?  ChemJeff and the ONT are here to help!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:11 PM (/zlRY)

600 Are you fucking kidding me ? No creepy sexual stuff, what the fuck ? You have been talking about Anthony Weiners love pickle for 2 days. What does that qualify as ?

You're right. Weiner is creepy.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (piMMO)

601 Really? Well what if you were me, you unfeeling bastard? And it doesn't look like a "helmet." It's more of a cap. Posted by: Empire of Jeff

ok, so OTHER than you, EoJ, it was funny. laugh at yourself a bit fucker. you make us laugh all the time.

even with your clothes on.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (OluE0)

602

Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:07 AM (2dbd9)

That sucks.  Have you ever tried Off! Insect repellent?  That stuff works around here.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (n0zI+)

603

You have been talking about Anthony Weiners love pickle for 2 days. What does that qualify as ?

 

8th grade bathroom humor

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (/zlRY)

604 No creepy sexual stuff? I've been saving fucking Wicket photoshops for months, and then you drag this smoldering dingleberry out of that National Park caliber canyon you call and asshole?

Posted by: Phelps at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (ACp4b)

605 598 Are you fucking kidding me ? No creepy sexual stuff, what the fuck ? You have been talking about Anthony Weiners love pickle for 2 days. What does that qualify as ?

Posted by: Jackhole at May 31, 2011 12:10 AM (DU15A)

Would this be the wrong place to say I'd like her covered in un-chewed wriggley's gum?

/looks around

never mind!

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (x3YFz)

606 They know exactly what people are thinking when you hear "Magnum"

I think of a magnum of champagne. But I'm innocent and stuff.

*cough*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (YxBuk)

607
even with your clothes on.
Posted by: todler

you know, I just figured out it might not be a good idea to say such things with my nickname.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (OluE0)

608 Peaches, it's time to stop the fucking charade.  Come home, prodigal Daughter.  My arms are open wide.  I'll make everything okay.

Posted by: Disney at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (6neGz)

609 Re: the Samsonite commercial.  I always thought the ultimate test for strong luggage (or anything else) would be my kids.  Little monsters could tear up anything.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (LiJuT)

610 Ah, no fun to live through and less fun to talk about, bebe, thanks for asking,  but let's just say jihading with the property management (utter fucking crapweasels) and have to move, probably spend 50% more and completely worth it.  On the way out, I will bury those muthafuckas.

But, enough about me, did you see Gael Monfils?  Dammit . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (afUO8)

611 Dara O'Briain is one of the funniest people on the planet (I think he's #7 on my current ranking -- David Mitchell holding at #1).  He's a fully-qualified physicist, too.  If you want some laughs and an education on British politics, YouTube some clips from his show, BBC2's "Mock the Week."  Funnier than any political show in America, and every wing gets theirs, although it is clearly left-of-center, of course.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (1H47k)

612 --- It's more of a cap

As long as it's part of the tools building the new master race it's all good brother.

Posted by: jcjimi, thinking of PEZ for some reason. at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (PBwG0)

613 But I'm innocent and stuff.

*cough*
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord

or  drunk like me.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (OluE0)

614 Happy fuckin ONT.

Fucking mosquitoes had me for breakfast lunch and dinner Saturday on the hike. Little muthafuckers. I want to personally stomp a mud puddle in the stupid fuckers who banned DDT.

I got mosquito bites on my fuckin mosquito bites.

Used Skin So Soft, Off, and finally soot from the fire. Nothing stopped them.

Swear, some of those nasty cocksuckers had door gunners.


Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:07 AM (2dbd9)

sifty, that blows. Try Ultrathon by 3m.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:15 PM (DU15A)

615 "On the way out, I will bury those muthafuckas." If the window treatments stay, stuff shrimp in the rods.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 30, 2011 07:15 PM (Pzf4N)

616

Have you ever tried Off! Insect repellent?  That stuff works around here. 

Whatever has the highest Deet content.  My son could do commercials for that stuff.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (LiJuT)

617

sifty, that blows. Try Ultrathon by 3m.

The mosquitoes there may have mutated to the point where no topical repellent will work.  

Time to nuke the place and start over,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (n0zI+)

618 My arms are open wide. I'll make everything okay. yeah, especially since he now has booze. lots and lots of booze.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (j7W+t)

619 613 Dara O'Briain is one of the funniest people on the planet (I think he's #7 on my current ranking -- David Mitchell holding at #1).  He's a fully-qualified physicist, too.  If you want some laughs and an education on British politics, YouTube some clips from his show, BBC2's "Mock the Week."  Funnier than any political show in America, and every wing gets theirs, although it is clearly left-of-center, of course.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at May 31, 2011 12:14 AM (1H47k)

Clearly his video game rant is his weakest piece then, because there was no humor there.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (oVQFe)

620 Great.  Another shitsack ONT.  And I have to leave the low-hanging fruit for the fucktards on other sites to piss all over?  Hell with this...

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (Fs7RJ)

621 597:
If I don't get out in the country once a month I'm intolerable. I get concrete fever and stay in a shitty mood.

Got some great exercise and some really nice pictures at the creek.

Didn't think there would be so many flying lawyers buzzing around.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (2dbd9)

622 Peaches, it's time to stop the fucking charade.  Come home, prodigal Daughter.  My arms are open wide.  I'll make everything okay.

Posted by: Disney at May 31, 2011 12:13 AM (6neGz)


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil because at least it's not Disneyland!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (afUO8)

623 Does anyone else want to punch a hippie when they see the commercial fo rthe new season of Whale Wars?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (RZ8pf)

624 I have been thinking about sending Penthouse some letters about me doing creepy sexual stuff with people of other races and stuff. Can I send this via Twitter?

Posted by: cherry π at May 30, 2011 07:18 PM (+sBB4)

625 Fucking mosquitoes had me for breakfast lunch and dinner Saturday on the hike. Little muthafuckers. I want to personally stomp a mud puddle in the stupid fuckers who banned DDT.

I got mosquito bites on my fuckin mosquito bites.

Used Skin So Soft, Off, and finally soot from the fire. Nothing stopped them.

Swear, some of those nasty cocksuckers had door gunners.


Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:07 AM (2dbd9)

Airplanes have flares to fool heat seeking missles.  Next time drag a small wagon with a bucket of blood heated to 110 degrees. The mosquitos will go for it and leave you alone.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:18 PM (CN+Qv)

626 did you see Gael Monfils? No. Linky?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:18 PM (j7W+t)

627 yeah, dragging a bucket of warm blood around wouldn't be creepy at all, right?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

628 Does anyone else want to punch a hippie when they see the commercial fo rthe new season of Whale Wars?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 31, 2011 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

Um, it certainly doesn't take a commercial for WW to make me want to punch a hippie.  I was born that way.

Posted by: Disney at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (6neGz)

629

but let's just say jihading with the property management (utter fucking crapweasels) and have to move

oh I'm sorry Peaches

this might be your opportunity to leave California once and for all

have you considered Missouri?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (/zlRY)

630 Wow Chumlee on Pawnstars actually knows something.  He was able to identify reissued Air Jordans from 2009 rather than them being the original 1990 pair.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (oVQFe)

631 Off fantasy sock.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (6neGz)

632 I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.

Posted by: Juggernaut at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (agD4m)

633 have you considered Missouri?

After what happened to Joplin?!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:20 PM (YxBuk)

634 Does anyone else want to punch a hippie when they see the commercial fo rthe new season of Whale Wars?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 31, 2011 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

I just want to see them explain away how they got their ultra-fast boat cut in half and sunk last year.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:20 PM (CN+Qv)

635 629 yeah, dragging a bucket of warm blood around wouldn't be creepy at all, right?   That depends, is it kosher?

Posted by: Jewish Vampire at May 30, 2011 07:20 PM (/zlRY)

636 I got mosquito bites on my fuckin mosquito bites.

In Florida they are especially easy to spot at night. I don't know how they acquired them, but most are now equipped with headlamps. Frankly, I'm grateful when the sound of the rotors and the bright lights in my eyes wake me up.

Last week, they sent in a silent unit that ate the hell out of my ankles when I poked then from under the covers. For two days it looked like I had poison ivy on my ankles.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:21 PM (piMMO)

637

After what happened to Joplin?!

That is in the tornado-y part of the state. I'm not in the tornado-y part.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:21 PM (/zlRY)

638 634 I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.

You epically fucking sucked in X:3.  You were beat by fucking Kitty Pryde a.k.a Ellen Page, that Canadian fucktard who befouls American soul by her mere presence here. 

Go shoot yourself into space, now!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:21 PM (n0zI+)

639 Fucking mosquitoes had me for breakfast lunch and dinner Saturday on the hike. Little muthafuckers. I want to personally stomp a mud puddle in the stupid fuckers who banned DDT.

I got mosquito bites on my fuckin mosquito bites.

Used Skin So Soft, Off, and finally soot from the fire. Nothing stopped them.

Swear, some of those nasty cocksuckers had door gunners.


Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:07 AM (2dbd9)

When I was a wee lad, 16 years old, we'd move hand lines of irrigation pipe.  We did it in the summer for $0.25 per pipe to make a couple bucks before two-a-days at football practice. 

Once in the morning once at night.  90% humidity in the alfalfa fields.  You had to be wearing calf-high socks, jeans rubber banded at the ankles, a long-sleeved shirt, a hooded sweatshirt (hood up) with a band of duct tape on the wrists, gloves, hood up, a hankie to cover your mouth and nose.

Then have your buddy douse you in 2 gallons of OFF before you went out.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:21 PM (x3YFz)

640 629:

Never thought of that. Should have hung up a hippy carcass from a tree as a decoy.


Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:22 PM (2dbd9)

641 yeah, dragging a bucket of warm blood around wouldn't be creepy at all, right?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 31, 2011 12:19 AM (RZ8pf)

No solution is perfect PGIS.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:22 PM (CN+Qv)

642 chemjeff is luring women on the Internet. Look out Peaches, next thing you know he'll be dickpic'ing you.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 07:23 PM (RZ8pf)

643 I was watching Blood Theater with Vincent Price last week and realized that Torture Porn did not originate with Saw.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 30, 2011 07:23 PM (LiJuT)

644 bonus, dragging the buck of blood would keep the hippies away while in the woods too.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (OluE0)

645 did you see Gael Monfils?

No. Linky?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 31, 2011 12:18 AM (j7W+t)


Madre de dios, girl!  If you don't have a crush on him now, it's only a matter of time.  The stock stills I see don't seem to do him justice, but it was on at the bar and I could not take my eyes off of him.  Plus, he's one hell of a tennis player.  I think he goes up against Federer next, but I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to that.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (afUO8)

646 Does anyone else want to punch a hippie when they see the commercial fo rthe new season of Whale Wars?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 31, 2011 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

There are some serious kooks on that show.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (DU15A)

647 Never thought of that. Should have hung up a hippy carcass from a tree as a decoy.

The hippy's blood would be so laden with PCP and bong resin that it would make the mosquitoes disoriented for at least a week. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (n0zI+)

648 641:

I grew up in alfalfa fields along the California-Arizona-Nevada border area.

There are bugs in those fields that I haven't even seen on National Geographic.

Especially running a baler at night with all those fuckin lights on.



Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (2dbd9)

649 You motherfuckers. The best sports movie of all fucking time is "Baseketball" If nothing else, it was the last movie with Yasmine Bleath before she hit the wall.

Posted by: Wooga at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (IhzyJ)

650 Mmmm... Hot buckets of blood....

Posted by: stuiec at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (HMdeP)

651 625 Does anyone else want to punch a hippie when they see the commercial fo rthe new season of Whale Wars?

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 31, 2011 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)


I always want to punch a hippie.  problem is if you hit one you will stink for about a month.  Its kind of like running over a skunk with your car.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2011 07:25 PM (54F2e)

652 yeah that is the big thing for lefties now - they want to tax every WS transaction at a rate of like 0.0000001% but since there are 10 zillion transactions per day, it will yield a boatload of money. it's a perfect con, because the little guys would hardly pay anything at all but the big financial houses would end up paying billions. so it fits right into the whole class warfare setup the left has going. I gar-un-tee, this is coming the next time the libs have total control. So the Dems are getting their policy ideas from "Office Space"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 07:25 PM (9Lm5R)

653 651 You motherfuckers. The best sports movie of all fucking time is "Baseketball"

If nothing else, it was the last movie with Yasmine Bleath before she hit the wall.

Posted by: Wooga at May 31, 2011 12:24 AM (IhzyJ)

Steeeeeve Perry.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:25 PM (oVQFe)

654 Off now has a little fan-based unit you attach to your clothing rather than greasing up. I haven't tried it yet.

Posted by: Clueless at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (piMMO)

655 Eat some fucking garlic Sifty, and try the 100% deet.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (ITaIZ)

656 651 You motherfuckers. The best sports movie of all fucking time is "Baseketball"

If nothing else, it was the last movie with Yasmine Bleath before she hit the wall.

Posted by: Wooga at May 31, 2011 12:24 AM (IhzyJ)


You mean hit the fucking Twinkies

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (54F2e)

657 Peaches, that fucking sux. Id rather die than move again. And in LA thats expensive as hell as well as nineth circle of hell level of bother. Im so sorry. Wanna huddle with me as I freak over my man deploying and not mentioning it till the mission was a go? Yup ten days notice. Tho to be truthful I guessed weeks ago. to give you an idea how much I hate moving, I prefer my problem to yours. Moving and asshole property management in the city is that bad. Im so sorry fo you.

Posted by: gushka at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (z/FcG)

658

have you considered Missouri?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:19 AM (/zlRY)

I'm sorta committed to a 10-minutes-or-less commute (which in LA means I almost have to sleep in my office).  Plus, I actually think earthquakes are far less scary than tornados. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (afUO8)

659 So the Dems are getting their policy ideas from "Office Space"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 31, 2011 12:25 AM (9Lm5R)

Probably just trolling for more kickbacks and sweetheart deals.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (CN+Qv)

660 the smell of patchouli oil curdles my stomach

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (DU15A)

661 that darn magnum ice cream commercial is pervy all on its own, with the boom chicka wow wow music and the woman wrapping her mouth around the bar.

How in the hell did I miss that?  Is there a Youtube video somewhere?

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (TCyyS)

662 644 chemjeff is luring women on the Internet. Look out Peaches, next thing you know he'll be dickpic'ing you.   lol I don't do that sort of stuff, I'm a gentleman!  (well, kinda-sorta)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (/zlRY)

663 Now?

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (oVQFe)

664 awww

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (oVQFe)

665 give mah teh EVIL!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (EOu3d)

666 651 You motherfuckers. The best sports movie of all fucking time is "Baseketball"

Haha, i just watched that again the other day, still makes me laugh.

Posted by: booger at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (9RFH1)

667 dicpic

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (/zlRY)

668 evil?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (9Lm5R)

669 How long can you feed a family of four an an average whale?

Posted by: stuiec at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (HMdeP)

670 Plus, I actually think earthquakes are far less scary than tornados.

I'd be more worried about CA becoming a nuke testing ground for Lil' Kim in the near future. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (n0zI+)

671

DAMN

i was the neighbor of the beast

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (EOu3d)

672 653:

It's always hippy stompin time.



Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (2dbd9)

673

I'm sorta committed to a 10-minutes-or-less commute (which in LA means I almost have to sleep in my office). Plus, I actually think earthquakes are far less scary than tornados.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2011 12:26 AM (afUO

Well, Missouri had the largest earthquake in the lower 48 in 1811.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (CN+Qv)

674 shit. shoulda said "fucking evil?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (9Lm5R)

675 Ha still got it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (oVQFe)

676 Peaches, that fucking sux. Id rather die than move again.

Thanks, sweetie.  I'm looking at $1400/mo for a one bedroom.  Even as I am doing it, it's hard to believe.

Will keep you and your honey in my prayers.  God bless all of our brave warriors this Memorial Day.  We owe them more than we can ever repay.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:29 PM (afUO8)

677 650 641:

I grew up in alfalfa fields along the California-Arizona-Nevada border area.

There are bugs in those fields that I haven't even seen on National Geographic.

Especially running a baler at night with all those fuckin lights on.



Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:24 AM (2dbd9)

I grew up in Montana.  The mosquitoes there weren't amazing in size, but they've shown to be the most aggressive little bastards I've ever encountered.  I've lived in MS, TX, OK, CO, CA.

And yeah, runnin a baler at night requires you have a pint of blood in the cooler.  Little fuckers get in through the seals.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (x3YFz)

678 Trek Parker and Matt Stone mocked BASEketball in an episode of South Park.

{Stan} - We'll take the bus! Look, this isn't about the eighteen dollars ticket money anymore. This is about being able to hold bad filmmakers responsible! [He leads Kenny out of his room] This is just like when we got our money back for BASEketball!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (n0zI+)

679 Damn peaches, didn;t you just move?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (j7W+t)

680 true oldcat. and i've hear the new madrid is about due again. So between tornadoes, floods and earthquakes, MO has the biblical trilogy going on.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (OluE0)

681

678   I'm looking at $1400/mo for a one bedroom

holy shit!  thats more expensive than waikiki

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (EOu3d)

682 I first saw Rocky horror as part of a triple feature at 15 yrs old.

I have never seen the movie. But I saw The Rocky Horror Show as a play on stage on an unseasonably warm night in San Francisco in February, 1976. I forget who they got to play Frank N. Furter, but he did a good job.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (a+MmI)

683 Posted by: Cormac McCarthy at May 31, 2011 12:03 AM

Too cheerful.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2011 07:30 PM (BeusG)

684 Seriously, who dic pics their boom sticks to the chicks?

Really, who does that?

See me personally, I'd text pics of my rippling biceps or 6 pack abs, but Mr. Snappywangles?  Chicks would dig that?  Over the Internet?  Really?


Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (TCyyS)

685

Plus, I actually think earthquakes are far less scary than tornados. 

you get advance warning of a tornado

and the biggest danger in St. Joseph isn't tornadoes, it's floods

and you can prepare against those too

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (/zlRY)

686

If nothing else, it was the last movie with Yasmine Bleath before she hit the wall.

Eh, the best thing about her was Nash Bridges.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (LiJuT)

687

678   I'm looking at $1400/mo for a one bedroom

holy shit!  thats more expensive than waikiki

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 31, 2011 12:30 AM (EOu3d)

Yup.  And that's on the lower end of the scale, ncj.  The kind of place I'd really like to live in is over $2000/mo.  For a one-bedroom.  It's surreal.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (afUO8)

688

684  hmmmm

everytime i saw it the movie was playing and it was being acted out at the same time

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (EOu3d)

689 My God, the mortgage on my 3 bedroom, 2 bath home with the renovated kitchen and a yard planted in perennials is $1500/month. I'll take the tornadoes and the threat of the New Madrid Fault going.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (g7D8V)

690 Seriously, who dic pics their boom sticks to the chicks?

Really, who does that?

See me personally, I'd text pics of my rippling biceps or 6 pack abs, but Mr. Snappywangles?  Chicks would dig that?  Over the Internet?  Really?


Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 12:31 AM (TCyyS)

On Anthony thats probably the biggest bulge on his body

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:33 PM (DU15A)

691 See me personally, I'd text pics of my rippling biceps or 6 pack abs

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:33 PM (YxBuk)

692

 I'm looking at $1400/mo for a one bedroom.

Peaches - I just bought a 1400 sq ft house, with a 2-car garage, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, formal dining room, hardwood floors, appliances included

mortgage is $900/mo

you can do a lot better than that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:33 PM (/zlRY)

693 689:

Fucking rent is too high.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:34 PM (2dbd9)

694 See me personally, I'd text pics of my rippling biceps or 6 pack abs, but Mr. Snappywangles? Chicks would dig that? Over the Internet? Really?


Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 12:31 AM (TCyyS)

Well you know the guys a loser when he has to go 3000 miles to find a coed dumb enough to do his buisness with.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:34 PM (CN+Qv)

695 you get advance warning of a tornado

Yeah, tornadoes flatten everything in its path. Most houses are still standing after an earthquake.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:34 PM (YxBuk)

696 678  i'd invite you to stay here but i have three generations of my wife's genes here now (and strange enough i am still just above one of the cats on the rank scale)

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (EOu3d)

697 new madrid is about due again. and it wasnt just one big quake, it was a series

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (j7W+t)

698 I have a delima.

Do I:

quit drinking and finish off my abs and lose the last 5 pounds, or

say fuck it and keep drinking as i like?

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (OluE0)

699 Chariots of Fucking Fire and no Rocky?  I fell asleep watching Chariots of Fucking Fire.

No Hoosiers?
No Tin Cup?
No Karate Kid?  (OK, that one kind of sucked ass, but everyone saw it at least)

Oh, no wonder, this crap-tastic web site is British.  Along with their taste in food, they blow picking sports films.

Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (cBcNP)

700 you can do a lot better than that

Yeah, if she wants to live in Compton or South Central.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (YxBuk)

701

you can do a lot better than that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:33 AM (/zlRY)

I'm paying about that for my house in Socal.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (CN+Qv)

702 How YOU doin'?

And here I thought women loved me for my mind.  Le sigh.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (TCyyS)

703 699 new madrid is about due again.

and it wasnt just one big quake, it was a seriesd

That pales in comparison for when the Yellowstone super volcano blows.  Then we're all boned.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (n0zI+)

704 How YOU doin'? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord Yeah, add the rest of us to that

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (j7W+t)

705 Peaches you don't have to put up with extortion masquerading as rent

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (/zlRY)

706 Yeah, tornadoes flatten everything in its path. Most houses are still standing after an earthquake.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 31, 2011 12:34 AM (YxBuk)

Not in Missouri they won't be. California takes extra measures they don't

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (CN+Qv)

707 Yeah, don't worry about quakes. Worry about the fucktarded people.

Biggest danger to a sane person in California is going to prison for killin some stupid muthafucker Falling Down style.


Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (2dbd9)

708 Peaches you don't have to put up with extortion masquerading as rent

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:36 AM (/zlRY)

You've never looked for an apt in Los Angeles, have you?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (YxBuk)

709 Two years, eh? The eye bleach has just about worn off, too.

Greetings, fellow 'roons.

Watched The Longest Day and Midway today. Be nice if some normal humans would make a movie about Iraq that doesn't seem like propaganda for leftists.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (Dw34e)

710

mortgage is $900/mo

you can do a lot better than that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:33 AM (/zlRY)

See Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord, @ 702.  Young grasshopper(ette) speaks the truth.  Plus, earthquakes give quite the ol' tingle, as long as you don't end up squished. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (afUO8)

711 quit drinking and finish off my abs and lose the last 5 pounds, or say fuck it and keep drinking as i like? We need full color 8x10 glossy to assess the situation before we render an opinion

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:38 PM (j7W+t)

712 Yeah, don't worry about quakes. Worry about the fucktarded people.

Biggest danger to a sane person in California is going to prison for killin some stupid muthafucker Falling Down style.


Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:37 AM (2dbd9)

I live there and that aint far from the truth

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:38 PM (DU15A)

713 A lot of houses in St. Louis are basically uninsurable against earthquake damage. Much of the housing stock is more than 50 year old unreinforced red brick and the city was built on the silty bed of the Mississippi and is the land of 1000 sinkholes. A lot of companies won't insure that. Haven't checked if my insurance company will.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 07:38 PM (g7D8V)

714 678 Peaches, that fucking sux. Id rather die than move again.

Thanks, sweetie.  I'm looking at $1400/mo for a one bedroom.  Even as I am doing it, it's hard to believe.

Will keep you and your honey in my prayers.  God bless all of our brave warriors this Memorial Day.  We owe them more than we can ever repay.

Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2011 12:29 AM (afUO

where do you live? the moon?  $1400/mo for a 1 bdrm?  hint:  MOVE!  Good lord we rented our 3 bdrm HOUSE out for $900.  I built the fence!  HUGE back yard.  Come to CO, Peaches.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:38 PM (x3YFz)

715 Plus, earthquakes give quite the ol' tingle, as long as you don't end up squished. 
Posted by: Peaches

especially if you time it JUST right.

IYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (OluE0)

716

OK, I love all of you but i have to go to work early in the morning, again. So I must say good night.

I can't wait until tomorrow's installment of "As the Weiner turns" one benefit of being on the West Coast is that by the time I wake up, stuff has already happened on the East Coast so hopefully WeinerGate will already be blown wide open.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

717

Yeah, tornadoes flatten everything in its path. Most houses are still standing after an earthquake.

well, the point is, you can get the hell out of the way of a tornado

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (/zlRY)

718 Well you know the guys a loser when he has to go 3000 miles to find a coed dumb enough to do his buisness with.

Well no, he could have stopped at New Jersey, but Snooki was out of town.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (TCyyS)

719

You've never looked for an apt in Los Angeles, have you?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 31, 2011 12:37 AM (YxBuk)

Ten years or so my two bedroom cost about what my mortgage did, for way more space. So I can believe her figure is standard these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (CN+Qv)

720 Get into Burbank  or as close to Burbank as you can. We have gun stores and really defensible neighborhoods.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (2dbd9)

721 Peaches where are you looking that the rent is that high? century city?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (j7W+t)

722

715   and is the land of 1000 sinkholes

the cardinals have that many players on the team?

.............oh yeah, he went there...............

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (EOu3d)

723 We need full color 8x10 glossy to assess the situation before we render an opinion Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy!

hmmm, after what happened to the LAST person to post a pic in here......

where do you want them sent?  lol

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (OluE0)

724

well, the point is, you can get the hell out of the way of a tornado

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:39 AM (/zlRY)

That would be extremely foolish to try.

You go to ground. Period.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (CN+Qv)

725 Palandine much is the same in St. Joseph

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:41 PM (/zlRY)

726 quit drinking and finish off my abs and lose the last 5 pounds, or say fuck it and keep drinking as i like?

I'll take "fuck it" for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:41 PM (afUO8)

727 Yeah, don't worry about quakes. Worry about the fucktarded people.

Biggest danger to a sane person in California is going to prison for killin some stupid muthafucker Falling Down style.


Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:37 AM (2dbd9)

I live there and that aint far from the truth

Posted by: Jackhole at May 31, 2011 12:38 AM (DU15A)

I travel for work and everytime I go to LAX I am in a bad mood for two days. I will pay 150 bucks extra and fly out of Santa Barbara just to avoid that place.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 07:41 PM (DU15A)

728 Peaches - I just bought a 1400 sq ft house, with a 2-car garage, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, formal dining room, hardwood floors, appliances included

Fuckin' A.

Posted by: Hello Kitty at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (FYCiJ)

729 Yeah, add the rest of us to that.

Ha, I appreciate the compliment.  It's amazing what ping pong can do for muscle development, although sadly I've lost a lot of mass ever since they banned lawn darts.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (TCyyS)

730 729:

Fly out of Burbank or John Wayne Airport if possible. exLAX is a toilet.


Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (2dbd9)

731

SO that Oslo, Norway rape thing all the 'Rapees' are also called locales and the 'Rapers' are foreigners/religion of peacers?

 

Wonder what would happen if that happend in theUSA?

Posted by: Sock a teer at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (6XKQc)

732

Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2011 12:40 AM (CN+Qv)

No, you just leave town.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (/zlRY)

733 It's amazing what ping pong can do for muscle development

Word. 

Posted by: Forrest Gump at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (n0zI+)

734 Chemjeff its sad but 1400$is what I paid for a 1bedroom off sunset and Van Ness. It was little better than a bedroom,kitchen bath and sitting area. We felt damn lucky to have it. Im so glad I dont have to do the LA thing any more. Sooo expensive. I hide here on the farm with the cats and horses for a reason. Even foods cheaper here.

Posted by: gushka at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (z/FcG)

735 694

 I'm looking at $1400/mo for a one bedroom.

Peaches - I just bought a 1400 sq ft house, with a 2-car garage, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, formal dining room, hardwood floors, appliances included

mortgage is $900/mo

you can do a lot better than that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:33 AM (/zlRY)

we built a 4500 sq ft home on 37 acres 4 years ago.  Refinanced.  Our mortgage now is around $2400/mo.  Never mind we're underwater thanks to bawney fwank and fweddie mack.

1400 sq foot HOME?  how do you fit a house into 1400 sq feet?  Our previous home was 1800 and I think my wife elbowed me in the face like 12 times just on the way to the bathroom.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (x3YFz)

736 Ten years or so my two bedroom cost about what my mortgage did, for way more space. So I can believe her figure is standard these days.

Oh, I totally believe it. They built an apt building next to where one of my friends lived in West LA. It's right on the edge of Santa Monica. The one bedroom places in that new building were going for $1800/month. They probably still are. Rent is ridiculous out here.

Fuck, during the height of the housing bubble, houses in fucking Pacoima and Panorama City (in the heart of Valley gang territory) were going for $400-600k and they were barely 1000 sq ft.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (YxBuk)

737

oh yeah. forgot

 

America, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sock a teer at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (6XKQc)

738 you can get the hell out of the way of a tornado You can;t get your house and car out of the way

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (j7W+t)

739

Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2011 12:40 AM (CN+Qv)

That is why "only" about 100 died in Joplin - the tornado took out the hospital for Christ's sake.  A good portion of the population left town and was able to avoid it.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (/zlRY)

740

No, you just leave town.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:42 AM (/zlRY)

On 10 minutes warning? Just drive to the graveyard and cut out the middleman.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:44 PM (CN+Qv)

741 All posts on Anthony W. ought to be titled Nasty, Brutish, and Short.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 07:44 PM (Dw34e)

742 Peaches where are you looking that the rent is that high? century city?

I work in Century City.  I would rather bankrupt myself than have a horrible commute.  Plus, I have los gatos.  It's a choice and I make it willingly.  Still, it's gonna be some fun times to destroy the crapweasels of Satan's Own Property Management on my way out.  I will definitely have to watch out for cut brake lines and loosened lug nuts, but I don't drive far and I don't drive fast.  It's a jihad, I expect a little trouble, but am confident that I will prevail.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:45 PM (afUO8)

743 hmmm, after what happened to the LAST person to post a pic in here...... Oh please. The most youre going to get is "can we do tequila shooters off those"

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:45 PM (j7W+t)

744

Posted by: tangonine at May 31, 2011 12:43 AM (x3YFz)

the attic is finished

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:45 PM (/zlRY)

745 well, the point is, you can get the hell out of the way of a tornado

Less people died in the Northridge Earthquake than in Joplin.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:45 PM (YxBuk)

746 So, are we still talking about fucking dic pics?

Posted by: Brett Favre getting ready to photo lil' Brett at May 30, 2011 07:46 PM (XthHy)

747 Posted by: Forrest Gump at May 31, 2011 12:43 AM (n0zI+)

Hey don't knock the Gumper dude, he did get the girl!  You know, after chasing her for 30 years and she dies 3 days after they married, but still, he got the girl!

Most inspiring romantic film evah!

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:46 PM (TCyyS)

748

On 10 minutes warning? Just drive to the graveyard and cut out the middleman.

All you need to do is find a shack with pipes going at least 30ft underground and strap yourself to them with a belt.  That's how Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt survived an F5 tornado in an open field....

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 07:46 PM (n0zI+)

749 738:

My wife's Mom was briefly worth a Pacoima million during that fake housing boom. Now she's as fucked as the rest of us. All her neighbors sold high and the new owners got those no-job, no-money free drug dealer loans and now the place looks like Sarajevo.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:47 PM (2dbd9)

750 745

Posted by: tangonine at May 31, 2011 12:43 AM (x3YFz)

the attic is finished

Posted by: chemjeff at May 31, 2011 12:45 AM (/zlRY)

We don't have an attic.  Have a finished basement with a movie room w/surround sound, a ping pong table, a poker table, flashing lights and strippers.  Unicycles and penguins are extra.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:47 PM (x3YFz)

751 Fuck, during the height of the housing bubble, houses in fucking Pacoima and Panorama City (in the heart of Valley gang territory) were going for $400-600k and they were barely 1000 sq ft.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 31, 2011 12:43 AM (YxBuk)

Rent has to pay the absurd mortgages the owner signed during the bubble off.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:47 PM (CN+Qv)

752 Oh please. The most youre going to get is "can we do tequila shooters off those" Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy!

ok ok. shoot away :p . so here's the sunburned pic from this evening.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:47 PM (OluE0)

753 osted by: Brett Favre getting ready to photo lil' Brett no brett, we've already covered the balls wearing a helmet contingent

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:48 PM (j7W+t)

754 You can actually see our living room here:  http://greyttimes.com/?p=327

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (x3YFz)

755

We don't have an attic.  Have a finished basement with a movie room w/surround sound, a ping pong table, a poker table, flashing lights and strippers.  Unicycles and penguins are extra.

 

wow.  wanna trade?  )

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (/zlRY)

756

A few days after Joplin we had a storm here where we had ping-pong ball sized hail.

Sitting in the basement and listening to those hailstones fall, knowing what had happened a few days earlier, was one of the scariest times of my life.

/Missouri ain't for sissies.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (g7D8V)

757 someone's holding their breath.......

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (j7W+t)

758 Peaches, you can live the Moron lifestyle in other states, ya know.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 07:50 PM (Dw34e)

759 A buddy told me today that his old house was just sold for $600,000 by the folks who paid $940,000 for it in 2006.  1100 sq ft.  A little shitbox, basically, in a middling-to-okay neighborhood.  There just is no way to buy in LA on a single salary.  It's goofy.  In Venice, at the bubble peak, I saw 800 sq ft teardowns going for over a million.  It really hasn't changed enough to make homeownership feasible for anyone making less than about $250,000/year.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:50 PM (afUO8)

760 you just saw that jillian michaels commercial didn;t ya?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:50 PM (j7W+t)

761

Posted by: tangonine at May 31, 2011 12:49 AM (x3YFz)

 

that does look nice

now I really wanna trade

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 07:50 PM (/zlRY)

762 no bebe, standing up straight

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:51 PM (OluE0)

763 well todler, if you want the six pack abs, you're going to have to bid the six packs adieu. that or substantially up the cardio

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:51 PM (j7W+t)

764 we had ping-pong ball sized hail. did it dent your car up?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:52 PM (j7W+t)

765 751 738:

My wife's Mom was briefly worth a Pacoima million during that fake housing boom. Now she's as fucked as the rest of us. All her neighbors sold high and the new owners got those no-job, no-money free drug dealer loans and now the place looks like Sarajevo.

Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:47 AM (2dbd9)

Sifty, just say the word.  I'll come help you clean it out.  This conversation never happened.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:52 PM (x3YFz)

766 /Missouri ain't for sissies.

Missouri was one of the places I was considering moving to, specifically near the Ozark region so I could be close to the mountains.  I heard Springfield was a nice place to visit too, as well as Branson for some family oriented entertainment and food.

Of course it helped that my friend from Arkansas said the girls there are tasty and divine.  Although he could just be saying that to lure me down there so he can fix me up with his toothless cousin.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:53 PM (TCyyS)

767 761:


Best investment is to get rid of the debt and get the fuck out of California. Let the illegals and commies and killers have it.

Unless Moonbeam finds a way to tax stupid California will never be solvent again.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:53 PM (2dbd9)

768 I have driven through the Ozarks.  No thanks.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 07:54 PM (6neGz)

769

The car lived in the garage. A lot of the dealerships are having dent sales, though--in some places in the city the hail was softball-sized and actually broke windshields.

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 07:54 PM (g7D8V)

770 It really hasn't changed enough to make homeownership feasible for anyone making less than about $250,000/year.

And that's why I will live at home until I either get married and/or move to Disney World.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 07:54 PM (YxBuk)

771 Time to take my drunk, kung-fu-fightin' ass to bed.  Miss you guys.  A lot.  Hope to get back in the ONT groove soon.  Thanks from the bottom of my hard little peach-pit of a heart for your good wishes and your empathy.  Y'all are the coolest.

Posted by: Peaches at May 30, 2011 07:54 PM (afUO8)

772 767:

We need to get together with the other members of the Resistance and discuss over BBQ and adult beverages.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:55 PM (2dbd9)

773 bebe, you're right. but i'm not sure I can up the cardio much more. I ref soccer 3 or 4 nights a week. and normally cover between 3 and 9 miles a night, depending on game quality. so i suppose it's bye bye alcohol, and more ab workouts. AND more cardio.


Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:55 PM (OluE0)

774 I have driven through the Ozarks.  No thanks.

That bad huh?

Is it true the interstates down there have lots of gay spas for the truckers?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:55 PM (TCyyS)

775 768 /Missouri ain't for sissies.

Missouri was one of the places I was considering moving to, specifically near the Ozark region so I could be close to the mountains.  I heard Springfield was a nice place to visit too, as well as Branson for some family oriented entertainment and food.

Of course it helped that my friend from Arkansas said the girls there are tasty and divine.  Although he could just be saying that to lure me down there so he can fix me up with his toothless cousin.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 12:53 AM (TCyyS)

Just don't pick Joplin.  And I'm not talking about the tornadoes, either.  'em fuckers are... whaddya call 'em?  squirrely.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:56 PM (x3YFz)

776 Night Peaches.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 07:56 PM (2dbd9)

777 776 I have driven through the Ozarks.  No thanks.

That bad huh?

Is it true the interstates down there have lots of gay spas for the truckers?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 12:55 AM (TCyyS)

Just don't be DWB.  Driving While Black.  Trust me on this.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:57 PM (x3YFz)

778 The host mandated: 'In fact there's a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments.' Like Hell I will. Best regards, Peter Warner.

Posted by: Peter Warner at May 30, 2011 07:57 PM (gxKXs)

779

Missouri was one of the places I was considering moving to, specifically near the Ozark region so I could be close to the mountains. I heard Springfield was a nice place to visit too, as well as Branson for some family oriented entertainment and food.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 12:53 AM (TCyyS)

Two or three Civil War battlefields in the area, if that helps.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 07:58 PM (CN+Qv)

780 but i'm not sure I can up the cardio much mor sounds like you need to throw something differetnt into the mix to break the plateau

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 07:58 PM (j7W+t)

781 be nice bebe

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 07:58 PM (EOu3d)

782 Just don't pick Joplin.  And I'm not talking about the tornadoes, either.  'em fuckers are... whaddya call 'em?  squirrely.

No worries, I've been to Memphis, so I'm steeled for that kind of culture shock.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:58 PM (TCyyS)

783 774 767:

We need to get together with the other members of the Resistance and discuss over BBQ and adult beverages.

Posted by: sifty at May 31, 2011 12:55 AM (2dbd9)

If yer ever in the vicinity of colorado springs.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:59 PM (x3YFz)

784 true bebe, I prob need some weight routine, and an ab specific routine. and cutting down on carbs.  that and cutting alcohol should get me there. But my legs and ass are fantastic from all the running. lol

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 07:59 PM (OluE0)

785 Night Peaches. I will pray for u and los gatos...

Posted by: gushka at May 30, 2011 07:59 PM (z/FcG)

786 Gonna slink off somewhere and take a bath in calamine lotion.

Only good thing about the skeeter bites is it doubled the size of my arms.

Hope somebody is studying those giant bloodsuckin bastards.

night.

Don't let your meatloaf.

Posted by: sifty at May 30, 2011 08:00 PM (2dbd9)

787 be nice bebe What????? i been totally clean. i;m really slacking off here

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:00 PM (j7W+t)

788

Hey, all. I'm super late! I just was checking Facebook, and my Marine friend has the best status:

"I hope all the cock suckin libs enjoys their holiday weekend."

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 30, 2011 08:00 PM (tsC/8)

789

784  I've been to Memphis, so I'm steeled for that kind of culture shock

don't sweat the memphis wierdos, there are all moving to my house it appears

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2011 08:00 PM (EOu3d)

790 Two or three Civil War battlefields in the area, if that helps.

Nice, I visited the battlefield in Vicksburg while I was in the south and damn was that some cool shit.  I wonder how much of the flooding affected the park too since I left.  Some of the ground I've covered is actually underwater right now.  It's surreal.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 08:01 PM (TCyyS)

791 The History Channel Special on Gettysburg is airing again if anyone wants to check it out.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 08:02 PM (oVQFe)

792 don't sweat the memphis wierdos, there are all moving to my house it appears

Are they all pretending to have jobs as parking attendants too?

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 08:02 PM (TCyyS)

793 Found a new film for my beloved list.  Brick is fucking awesome.  Cool and Lam set in modern day high school.  With Joseph Gordon Levitt as Donald Lam.

Evening, all. 

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 30, 2011 08:02 PM (afWhQ)

794 My first apartment was an "efficiency" apartment, meaning it was tiny (can't remember the sq ft) had a kitchen about the size of a closet, a bathroom that was even smaller and a main open area that wasn't much bigger than the kitchen which was also the bedroom/dining room. The only lights were one overhead in the kitchen and one in the bathroom, cost $350 a month.

Posted by: booger at May 30, 2011 08:03 PM (9RFH1)

795 nite peaches, sifty

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:03 PM (j7W+t)

796

The Springfield/Branson area can be quite pretty and a lot of fun, but it's a little...ummm...rustic. Ever see the movie "Winter's Bone" or read the far better novel? It's set in that vicinity. Lots of meth, all over the rural areas.

God, I'm not doing much for Missouri tourism. It really is a beautiful state, and St. Louis is a fantastic city in its own way, even though it stood in for post-apocalyptic New York in Escape from New York.

...and in a fun disaster preparedness video by the good folks of Zombie Squad:

youtube dot com slash watch?v=Y4YC1SxWyY4

Posted by: Palandine at May 30, 2011 08:03 PM (g7D8V)

797 Nice, I visited the battlefield in Vicksburg while I was in the south and damn was that some cool shit. I wonder how much of the flooding affected the park too since I left. Some of the ground I've covered is actually underwater right now. It's surreal.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 01:01 AM (TCyyS)

The defense were all up on the bluffs, so if they are gone everyone in Mississippi is dead.  Some of the houses in town might have flooded.  Wilson's Creek battle field is just outside Springfield and Pea Ridge is a few miles away in Arkansas.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 08:04 PM (CN+Qv)

798 You Cali folks who are "stuck" need to consider becoming unstuck.

Your house is worth whatever it's worth.  But life can be damned good elsewhere. Unloading your current house or walking away might be like my friends who have learned the hard way "why divorces cost so much money." Same principle.  Lots of cool places in other states.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 08:05 PM (Dw34e)

799 Found a new film for my beloved list. Brick is fucking awesome. Cool and Lam set in modern day high school. With Joseph Gordon Levitt as Donald Lam.

Evening, all.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a.

Damn right. I've shown that movie to so many people and everyone loves it. It's on Netflix streaming.

A good crime movie companion piece starring Joseph Gordon Levitt is The Lookout. He plays a kid who crashes his car at prom and kills his two friends and brain damages himself to the point where five years later, all he can do for a living is mop floors at a bank.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 30, 2011 08:06 PM (tsC/8)

800

God, I'm not doing much for Missouri tourism. It really is a beautiful state, and St. Louis is a fantastic city in its own way, even though it stood in for post-apocalyptic New York in Escape from New York.

You sure that wasn't East St Louis? That's in Illinois.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 08:06 PM (CN+Qv)

801 Efficiencies here run about $1500 a month.  The problem is overcrowding by a lot of immigrants who are sucking up almost every imagine rental opportunity there is, and a dearth of apartment complexes, resulting in a fuck's load of illegal apartments where you basically have no right as a tenant.

If you don't want to live in a shithole expect to pay $2500-$2800 a month for the pleasure of sleeping in a bed not infested by bed bugs.  This in a recession too.  I seriously cannot believe how fucked up the real estate market is.




Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 08:07 PM (TCyyS)

802 You Cali folks who are "stuck" need to consider becoming unstuck.

As much as it sucks here, it's home. I like it here. My family is here. It has Disneyland. The weather is nice. We don't have a lot of natural disasters. I get other places are "better." And yeah I may bitch about the stupid running this place, but it's still home. So thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 30, 2011 08:09 PM (YxBuk)

803 I like rustic, but not TOO rustic.  I like to be comforted by the fact that there's a Starbucks nearby, just in case.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 08:10 PM (TCyyS)

804 it's still home. Which is what you will hear from most people about why we are still here

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:11 PM (j7W+t)

805 LEAVE THE BRONX

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 30, 2011 08:11 PM (tsC/8)

806 Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 31, 2011 01:09 AM (YxBuk)

What she said... but about Seattle.  Plus, the rest of you that flee are a bunch of quitters!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:12 PM (6neGz)

807 I like rustic, but not TOO rustic. I like to be comforted by the fact that there's a Starbucks nearby, just in case.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 31, 2011 01:10 AM (TCyyS)

Just go to a diner and tell them to add icecream to the java. Cost about half what Starbucks does.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 08:13 PM (CN+Qv)

808 but about Seattle. You don't live in a lahar zone do you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:13 PM (j7W+t)

809

Damn right. I've shown that movie to so many people and everyone loves it. It's on Netflix streaming.

A good crime movie companion piece starring Joseph Gordon Levitt is The Lookout. He plays a kid who crashes his car at prom and kills his two friends and brain damages himself to the point where five years later, all he can do for a living is mop floors at a bank.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 31, 2011 01:06 AM (tsC/

Yep.  I love that movie too.  In fact, it's on my DVR right now. 

I love that kid, too.  He's gorgeous in a suit.  And can act.  Hamina.

Took me 5 years to find Brick on DVD - came across it by chance on Saturday at the store.  Snapped it up quick as I could.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 30, 2011 08:14 PM (afWhQ)

810 As much as it sucks here, it's home. I like it here. My family is here.

Heh, reminds me of a scene from Shawshank Redemption:

Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.

Heywood: Shit. I could never get like that.

Prisoner: Oh yeah? Say that when you been here as long as Brooks has.

Red: Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 08:14 PM (TCyyS)

811 Mudhole?  Slimy?  My home this is!

Posted by: Yoda at May 30, 2011 08:15 PM (FYCiJ)

812 804 You Cali folks who are "stuck" need to consider becoming unstuck.

As much as it sucks here, it's home. I like it here. My family is here. It has Disneyland. The weather is nice. We don't have a lot of natural disasters. I get other places are "better." And yeah I may bitch about the stupid running this place, but it's still home. So thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 31, 2011 01:09 AM (YxBuk)

I'd move back in a heartbeat if all the libs left and uncongested the place and its government.  I miss Cali...

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 30, 2011 08:15 PM (afWhQ)

813 soulpile, we are soulmates.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 30, 2011 08:15 PM (tsC/8)

814 You don't live in a lahar zone do you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 31, 2011 01:13 AM (j7W+t)

No.  Only the retards do.  Plus, that's South Sound.  I don't like anything South of Downtown Seattle.  It's yucky.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:16 PM (6neGz)

815 soulpile, we are soulmates. lurrrrvvvv is in the air wow this is the total opposite of the epic thread

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:17 PM (j7W+t)

816 No. Only the retards do. There are a helluva lotta retards. All over. Look at all the people in flood zones, or liquefaction zones

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:18 PM (j7W+t)

817 815 soulpile, we are soulmates.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 31, 2011 01:15 AM (tsC/

I'm beginning to think so.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 30, 2011 08:18 PM (afWhQ)

818 Just go to a diner and tell them to add icecream to the java. Cost about half what Starbucks does.

Oh, I wasn't talking about the coffee.  *grins*

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 08:18 PM (TCyyS)

819 There are a helluva lotta retards. All over. Look at all the people in flood zones, or liquefaction zones

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 31, 2011 01:18 AM (j7W+t)

But they got such a deal!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2011 08:18 PM (CN+Qv)

820 I can not believe that the original Bad News Bears is not on the list. I also cannot believe that Slap Shot did not make the list, I would think that movie would be Anthony Wiener's favorite. You know the scene where the player warns the GM that he would whip it if he makes him do the fashion show.

Posted by: Patrick at May 30, 2011 08:19 PM (vw0I1)

821 going to attempt sleep. night all.

Posted by: todler at May 30, 2011 08:19 PM (OluE0)

822 nite todler. break out the weights, and the ab work!

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:20 PM (j7W+t)

823 What she said... but about Seattle.  Plus, the rest of you that flee are a bunch of quitters!!!
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 31, 2011 01:12 AM (6neG..)

Yeah, sure. Pretty much the entirety of North and South America was populated by people leaving to find something better.

Hey, y'all can stay put if that floats your boat.  Besides, I remember all the Oregonians and Washingtonians complainin' in the 80's about how Californians moved in and "ruined everything."

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 08:20 PM (Dw34e)

824 Well, fuck me... I have NO idea what you are talking about, 2year old Memorial day ONT threads being yellow flagged and whatnot. I was not there! If you think I was, it's because my hash was hacked! (Was that the the brief period where it was possible to insert images into comment threads? Yeah, that didn't work out well...)

Posted by: Deety knows NOTHINGK! at May 30, 2011 08:23 PM (YTFjM)

825

I think the new SW are playing tonight... tried watching the end of the third one and only stayed because it had 10 minutes.  Eugh.  Longest fight scene ever... we kept asking if Padme grew larger in the months it took for that fight to complete itself.

And Obi-Wan's a dick.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at May 30, 2011 08:24 PM (afWhQ)

826 Oh yeah, 'cause we should leave Seattle because there's something a whole lot better.... probably in the NW Territory.  *rolls eyes*

And it's not just limited to the 80's.  I'm still complaining.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:26 PM (6neGz)

827

okay, I lived in Missouri for 4 years, then later lived in Nebraska for 6 years, and now I've lived in a different part of Missouri for almost a year - and I haven't seen a tornado yet.  It's bad when they come but it's rare when they strike populated areas like Joplin.  most of the time they tear up a field and kill a few cows or something.

heck I was just checking and St. Joseph has never seen a tornado bigger than EF 3 and even that wasn't in town, it was on the outskirts of town

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 08:26 PM (7mSYS)

828 BREAKING. Another financial "elite" attacks hotel maid in NY. (many links, try google news) > A businessman from Alexandria, Egypt, was arrested Monday at Manhattan's posh Pierre hotel on charges that he sexually abused a maid, police said. Mahmoud Abdel-Salam Omar, 74 years old, was being held in police custody after being charged with sexual abuse, unlawful imprisonment, forcible touching and harassment, police said. The alleged attack took place on Sunday at about 6 p.m., when the maid delivered a box of tissues that had been requested by the guest at the Upper East Side hotel. Mr. Omar allegedly locked the 44-year-old maid in the room and forcibly touched and fondled her, police said. It wasn't clear why the incident wasn't immediately reported to police.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 30, 2011 08:27 PM (KE+Ya)

829 most of the time they tear up a field and kill a few cows or something. it's a pick your poison deal. i pick the beach and being able to drive to winter, and then home

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:28 PM (j7W+t)

830

74 years old???  sheesh

good thing it wasn't Bob Dole

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 08:29 PM (7mSYS)

831

okay now it's time for bed

just remember: tornadoes don't kill, it's the sudden impact with the ground!  (groan)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 30, 2011 08:31 PM (7mSYS)

832 nite chemjeff. i;m out too. got to finish the laundry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs fuckin' destroy! at May 30, 2011 08:32 PM (j7W+t)

833 Just a quick thought on tornadoes and I'm going to bed. Remember that I'm married to a meteorologist... The WORST tornadoes are about a mile wide, and usually don't have a path longer than about ten miles. Yeah, they can be scary- ChemJeff, you may recall that on Wednesday, we had a whole bunch pop out of nowhere on the south side of town. We had about ten minutes to take cover, and the nearest one was about five miles from us. Even here in Tornado Alley, there are plenty of folks who have never seen one. You get a hell of a lot more property damage from hail than you do from tornadoes, in terms of widespread stuff. Yeah, if your house is in the path of a tornado, you've got problems, but that's a rare occurrence indeed. By comparison, growing up in NO, I went through at least 30 hurricanes before two made a significant difference in my life in the same year (Katrina and Rita). Back to the thread about fucking or whatever... g'night!

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 30, 2011 08:32 PM (WRtsc)

834 Feh.

Miracle is better than at least three of those sports films on the lost.

Posted by: logprof at May 30, 2011 08:36 PM (BP6Z1)

835 Leave Seattle?

NW Territories?

There's only, what, 3794100 mi² of places to consider.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 08:37 PM (Dw34e)

836 (and that's just the USA)

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 08:39 PM (Dw34e)

837 Ya know, nothing beats roasted Weiner on Memorial Day.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at May 30, 2011 08:41 PM (B5cM9)

838 Yeah, most of the 3.8 million square miles are shit.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:46 PM (6neGz)

839 840 Yeah, most of the 3.8 million square miles are shit.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 31, 2011 01:46 AM (6neGz)

Flaming the whole USA, and sticking to the rules.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 08:54 PM (Dw34e)

840 Papa E,
Did I just read above that you are a bit of an elitist? You know, South Sound and all.

I'll have you know my former F-15 driving bad-ass brother lives down there.

But then, while it's Tacoma, it's only a block into it. I like to say Federal Way.

Posted by: jcjimi, thinking of PEZ for some reason. at May 30, 2011 08:54 PM (PBwG0)

841 And it seems like the thread has died.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 08:55 PM (oVQFe)

842 Not the whole - most.  There's a difference.  Shit.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:55 PM (6neGz)

843 Oops. No longer thinking of PEZ dispensers.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 30, 2011 08:56 PM (PBwG0)

844 Fuck. There. Evening morons. Good Churchill bit (I think most here would've traded him for that socialist cripple any day), and Bridesmaids was fucking hysterical, particularly the bit in the end credits. Definitely not a chick flick.

Posted by: CAC at May 30, 2011 08:57 PM (JEVge)

845 Yeah, I don't like the South Sound or Grays Harbor, either.  Sue me.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:58 PM (6neGz)

846 I like to say Federal Way.

Posted by: jcjimi, thinking of PEZ for some reason. at May 31, 2011 01:54 AM (PBwG0)

Just go one step further and say Fife.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 08:59 PM (6neGz)

847 Yep.

One step further.
*sigh*

Posted by: jcjimi at May 30, 2011 09:01 PM (PBwG0)

848 --- Yeah, I don't like the South Sound or Grays Harbor, either.

I do loves me some Ocean Shores but if it's clamming season my 71 yr old momma will get me out there in 36deg. water hunting those elusive little fuckers.

I'm nothing but another license and 15 more clams for her. I've learned to schedule around such.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 30, 2011 09:06 PM (PBwG0)

849 I miss the flying toaster screen saver.

Frakin toaster.

Posted by: Adriane at May 30, 2011 09:08 PM (L9W0l)

850 (I am still not here.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 30, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv)

851 at 5:30 in the fucking morning.

In mesh tennis shoes.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 30, 2011 09:08 PM (PBwG0)

852 Big difference?  Suppose some hard-working Moron's annual review read, "most of the work you've done is shit." Might be hard fightin' for that big raise.

But I see your quibble, and raise you a cavil.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 09:08 PM (Dw34e)

853 Slapshot is the sports movie.

Posted by: Al at May 30, 2011 09:09 PM (MzQOZ)

854 There's a 5:30 in the morning?

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 09:10 PM (Dw34e)

855  --- There's a 5:30 in the morning?

Funny, my toes asked me the same thing.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 30, 2011 09:14 PM (PBwG0)

856 Maybe baby daughter says 5:30 in morning is Lunch.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 09:16 PM (6neGz)

857 Oh jeeze, MY baby daughter...

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 30, 2011 09:17 PM (6neGz)

858 Touche'

Posted by: jcjimi at May 30, 2011 09:18 PM (PBwG0)

859

Downsize people. You don't need  that space, or the expensive rent/mortgage payment.

Posted by: lou at May 30, 2011 09:18 PM (R21xD)

860 “You must feel very humble and awkward in my presence,” he said.

“Yes, sir,” managed Ward.

“Then you can imagine how humble and awkward I feel in yours.”

HEY!  That wasn't Churchill, that was moi!  That's why I sent his damn bust back!

Posted by: Barky Obama at May 30, 2011 09:20 PM (1fanL)

861  --- You don't need  that space, or the expensive rent/mortgage payment.

Said the 24 yr old Japanese nurse (with the uniform) in Tokyo with 4 other people in the 500 sq ft apartment.

Posted by: jcjimi - God, I should have married her. at May 30, 2011 09:25 PM (PBwG0)

862

Wow, cnn has a story about someone hacking pbs about tupac.  Color me surprised that they are getting an early start to save the weiner dude. He must be mighty important to the dems

Also, I will bet a bundle gadaffi (sic?) is taken out soon. They are touting it on cnn big time. Gotta cover obamas gum chewing,people bored by his speeches, military hates him,  golf playing ass. So sick of this scumbag!

Posted by: lou at May 30, 2011 09:31 PM (R21xD)

863 Well, the K~Missus says to say goodnight.

I tried the "Someone on the Internet is wrong," trick. Didn't work.

This thread had 200% more lameness than the one two years ago.  You've We've all gone soft.  Must be the calm before the primary storm.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 30, 2011 09:32 PM (Dw34e)

864 Harumi, are you still single?

Posted by: jcjimi - God, I should have married her. at May 30, 2011 09:34 PM (PBwG0)

865 Wow, for a second there I thought my wife was in the mood for once but then she told me it was a prank.

Posted by: Anthiny Weiner at May 30, 2011 09:36 PM (th0op)

866

Holy crap, I'm back.  Posted a bit in the first 50 comments.  Had to leave.  Now I'm back.

What'd I miss, fellow morons?

Are we still doing the cussing in each commnet or did that get old?

(Preemptive/precautionary 'fuck')

Posted by: ed at May 30, 2011 09:50 PM (Y2WVW)

867 Nice thread, you choad-puffin' fucksticks.

Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at May 30, 2011 09:54 PM (hSwL0)

868 This fucking ONT sucks and all of the assholes on it are fucking assholes. AmIright?

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 30, 2011 09:54 PM (7+pP9)

869 Damnit,  I missed the ONT.  You all are a bunch of crack smoking donkey fuckers, but you're all I have.

Posted by: Alex at May 30, 2011 10:02 PM (J2ejK)

870 Good fuckin' evening, Morons.

Posted by: In Exile at May 30, 2011 10:03 PM (24dgT)

871 Good morning M&Ms. It's another fucking wonderful day in paradise.

Here is the best fucking cursing clip on the intertubes. Enjoy!

http://tinyurl.com/bestcurseclipever

stay turgid, Morons

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at May 30, 2011 10:12 PM (GJfPf)

872 >>Even here in Tornado Alley, there are plenty of folks who have never seen one. I've never SEEN one and I was IN one!!! (Might have been a Memorial Day Weekend at the state park, come to think on it... I dunno. I was 12, camping with my best friend's family and suddenly clutching onto muddy roots in a creek-bed with all of the teen-aged older siblings pinning me and Melissa down under orders from her Mom whilst the Boy Scout tents from the camp-ground on the bluff above us got mix-mastered but good. {There were NO fatalities from the Scouts, though there were questions about 4-7 campers who appeared to have set up tents on the bluff.}) So, what of it? Sure, sure where and when I was growing up there were more cornfields than shopping centers but it was a contest in the 80's and 90's in the Mid-West. Even in the early 1980's in suburbanized Bloomingdale, IL, EVERY 8 year old child was taught to "crack open the windows to avoid a vacuume, and get your ASS to the BASEMENT!!!" Shopping Centers and Malls won, BTW. 25 years ago, on a purple-green glowery day, with the air pressure feeling "just so" in your ears, I might have been exploring a tree-break leading up to an abandoned farmhouse. Same skies, location and barometric pressure today, I'll bet my GPS location is a fucking Chipotle restaurant! Tornados aren't "finding" or "becoming more prevelant" in urban areas! Urban areas are finding themselves more prevelent where weather happens! Hooray! As always.

Posted by: Deety HATES wilderness! at May 30, 2011 10:14 PM (YTFjM)

873 >>You all are a bunch of crack smoking donkey fuckers, but you're all I have. That's kind of sad but inspiring... "I shall Persevere!" ...For You!!! Nah, it's actually MORE sad than inspiring come to think on it... I guess I just don't give a shit.

Posted by: Deetyis a Honey Badger at May 30, 2011 10:38 PM (YTFjM)

874  Mr. Omar allegedly locked the 44-year-old maid in the room and forcibly touched and fondled her, police said. It wasn't clear why the incident wasn't immediately reported to police. - Comrade Arthur

Just a prank, you see! I hope Mr. Omar's toaster is still loyal. LOL! pRAnked. Yee haw! Breitbart did it!

Posted by: sartana at May 30, 2011 10:56 PM (/IW23)

875 Good Morning Morons

So every rape in Oslo was done by Muzzies. 7.5% of the population and 100% of the rapes. You would think the idiots would get over their damn PC attitude towards the muzzies and start deporting the hell out of them. And quit letting the SOBs in.  Of course our illegal population is committing and untoward percentage of crimes and they are bing excused here as well so I guess we have the same problem from the same BS communist bastards pushing it. Perhaps we should be deporting them both.

10 best sports films??  I'll admit that The Hustler was damn good and it was by far the best of those films listed, but is it a sports film? And the other 9 were teh suck.

Posted by: Vic at May 30, 2011 11:34 PM (M9Ie6)

876 A film about pigeon racing in Belgium qualifies as a frackin sports film ... but none on the list.

Posted by: Adriane at May 30, 2011 11:45 PM (L9W0l)

877

Ahemm...

Yes, I'm late.

No, I did not BBQ or quaf copious amounts of grog. I worked in an E.R.

I did send the off-spring off to march in a Memorial Day Parade dressed in finest "Sea Cadet" dress uniforms and proud..so very proud of their participation in this fine pagent.....until the 1st phone photo sent by the better half revealed who and what led this parade...I am not I.T nimble enough to paste this disgusting group of photos so my telling will have to do.

L.A recontistoist mayorista Tony Valar and a truck load of "Viva Mehico Razacons LED??? this parade???

with the "Colors" none the less...and my kids...with a brother who did "5"

tours in Iraq and the Afgan had to march BEHIND THIS!!

 

I willl now present my obligatory curse as required by the rules of the ONT........(deleted..deleted..deleted..OMG!!..(.BANNED)..(BANNED)

Thank you and good night

Posted by: Richard at May 31, 2011 12:02 AM (m0vid)

878 Well, poot.

Posted by: Bugler at May 31, 2011 12:16 AM (VXBR1)

879 Obama

Posted by: sTevo at May 31, 2011 01:20 AM (VMcEw)

880 So I hear sweater vests are out.  But dickies are in.  Fashion is always changing.

Posted by: Case at May 31, 2011 01:56 AM (0K+Kw)

881 LAST! Bitches!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 31, 2011 03:43 AM (f4gk9)

882 Hah!  Not last.

Why the hell should I curse in this post?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 31, 2011 03:59 AM (dL9LY)

883 Hey GGE - got a funny story for ya.

My Mom came to visit this weekend, and called me as she crossed the VA/NC border.

Ref's Mom:  Hi honey!  We're in NC, we just passed over Lake Gastogne.
NC Ref:  Uh, Mom, around here they just call it Lake Gaston.
Ref's Mom:  Oh.  I guess we're not in the south of France.

She did, however, order multiple things with bacon for dinner.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 31, 2011 04:04 AM (/izg2)

884 LOL, south of France, no not quite!  She was pretty close to me then if she came down 85.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at May 31, 2011 04:44 AM (f4gk9)

885 Well, that's all I have time for, worked last night and working tonight dammitall. Also working Wednesday night, so see you all Thursday night.

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