April 29, 2010

Overnight Open Thread - Happy Thursday Edition
— Maetenloch

Happy Thursday all.

The Hippie Endurance Test

This is 101 minutes of hippies beating drums and singing hippi-fied folk songs. It's horrible. And also perfect for measuring your HEF (Hippie Endurance Factor). 3 minutes is average, 10 minutes is manly, and 45 minutes is positively Bronsonesque. And if you can make it through all 101 minutes, well that's a mandatory drug test.

So how long can you go?

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Of course these people are all really hippie re-enactors. Authentic first-gen hippies mostly died out sometime during Reagan's presidency. My only experience with real hippies was back in the late 70's when my mother was a professional artist. She used to go on art retreats in the woods and bring me and my sister along (my father was usually wise enough to pick that weekend to rebuild the carburetor or something). While she and her art friend were off painting trees or some such, the various collection of kids were left under the 'guidance' of one of the non-painting hippie-types - most often Dan the HIC (Hippie In Charge) and his old lady.

And for the kids it was awesome because there were basically no rules and we were allowed to go a whompin' and a hollerin' through the forest terrorizing wildlife to our hearts' content. Of course this being the south the hippies had accents, decent woodcraft, and guns. And guitars along with (shudder) self-written folk songs.

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The down sides were that they made us sing folk songs and eat natural food - which really means bad-tasting food that no one would dare try to sell. And they were always trying to make everything a Teachable Moment. When Joey hit me over the head with a log, Dan the HIC would explain that something must be bothering him and that I should go explain to him how it hurt me and talk it out.

Well I quickly discovered how worthless hippie-advice was and learned to get my own stick and lie in wait for an unsuspecting Joey. Actually my whole experience with hippie justice was a valuable life lesson: The authorities won't always protect you - so always make sure you have your own stick and be prepared to use it.

But all entertaining youthful encounters aside I still hate hippies. And their goddamn folk music and drums. Which is why my HEF is only so-so.

Leftist Activists Storm 2 NYC Banks
Members of the Alliance to Develop Power took over the lobbies of two banks today and demanded houses and union jobs while chanting “Bust up! Big banks!” and “People power!”. Police calmly escorted them out after 30 minutes and they proceeded to do the same thing to another bank. Of course the media is silent about this which just goes to show how much leftists get a pass on violence and intimidation. Just imagine Tea Partiers trying this with say a union office.

Boy Scouts now offering merit badge in video games
Well it is what kids are into these days and it's always nice to see young boys help little old ladies through the harder levels.

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Puerto Rico in the News: All Puerto Rican Birth Certificates Invalid After July 1
Supposedly to combat rampant PR birth certificate fraud. But given the recent push for Puerto Rico statehood and its questionable tactics I wonder.

Get Your 2010 Victorian Ladies Erotic Calendar
The hawt ladies of yestercentury. NSFW

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Is Global Warming Literally Based on a Flat Earth Theory?
Apparently yes since the atmospheric models assume a flat earth with an infinite atmosphere perpetually illuminated by a twilight sun. Sure all these approximations make the math more tractable, but I would view any derived results as mostly an academic exercise. And surely would never bet the world's economies on them.
Well not unless there was some major money, sex, or power coming my way.

"I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby"
So apparently when 72 year old Pearl Carter met her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey, for the first time, it was lust at first sight. And after a whirlwind week of shopping, bowling and eating out, they quickly became a couple.

That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.
'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.

Later they spent $54,000 of Pearl's retirement money hiring a surrogate to carry their child. Luckily Phil's mother died of cancer in 2002 so she was spared all the humiliation and horror. Maybe the world is ready for a remake of Harold and Maude after all - this time with twice the taboo.
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The Lost State of Jefferson
The 49th state of the union was to be made up of pieces of California and Oregon. And in 1941 the Jefferson citizen's militia even occupied part of US Rt. 99. But alas historical events intervened.

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Yahoo group. That is all.

Tonight's post brought to you by Cyd Charisse:

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1 Good Evening to the moronic masses!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent and not funny at April 29, 2010 05:11 PM (YVZlY)

2 I've finally found the perfect vacation spot for the Moronettes!

Bring money.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:12 PM (SpI2E)

3 Here I come, motherfuckers!

Posted by: The Oil Spill at April 29, 2010 05:12 PM (T7G3R)

4 Nice gams!

The Office was fun tonight.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2010 05:14 PM (z/3mi)

5 Here I come, motherfuckers!



It's like Tony Danza took a swim.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:14 PM (SpI2E)

6 All those hawtys in the Victorian Calendar...Yeah, I'd hit them all!

Posted by: conscious and exhibiting sexual frustration at April 29, 2010 05:15 PM (YVZlY)

7 All those hawtys in the Victorian Calendar...Yeah, I'd hit them all!



I guess you'd HAVE to hit them old school.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:15 PM (SpI2E)

8

So how long can you go?

I can't even begin, so I guess I'm a complete sissy, or sumthin'.

Oh and before I forget--Derby Fever. Catch It.

That is all.

 


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 05:16 PM (AMYl0)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:16 PM (T7G3R)

10 So apparently when 72 year old Pearl Carter met her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey, for the first time, it was lust at first sight. And after a whirlwind week of shopping, bowling and eating out, they quickly became a couple.

OMG. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:17 PM (gofDd)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:18 PM (T7G3R)

12

I made it 57 seconds.

Do I get a prize?? I like prizes!

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 05:18 PM (afj4W)

13 Cyd Charisse was probably the best dancer of that time. She was amazing. Oh, and the story of the grandson copulating with his grandma - that is even more disgusting than dolphin sex - or maybe it rates the same.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 29, 2010 05:18 PM (4Cm0y)

14 Ahhh, the ONT.  The highlight of my day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2010 05:19 PM (2g2ex)

15 I made it to 3.10 on the hippie video. Completely disgusting, I could almost smell them.

Posted by: dread pirate roberta at April 29, 2010 05:19 PM (U9SuZ)

16 My browser rejected the hippie link altogether.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2010 05:19 PM (SwkdU)

17 Victorian women = real bodies.

I feel better about myself now.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:20 PM (gofDd)

18 OMG. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????

Confidentially, the kid had me at the eating out.

Posted by: 72-Year-Old Pearl Carter at April 29, 2010 05:20 PM (T7G3R)

19 OK..the story of the guy boning his Mema...bad..so so bad

Posted by: beerologist at April 29, 2010 05:20 PM (tgXx6)

20 Victorian women = real bodies.

I feel better about myself now.




But did they have stompy boots?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:21 PM (SpI2E)

21 Help? Anyone remember the name of a recent book that had a close up of a jackboot on the cover? I think it was something like "Dictatorship of Nice," but that doesn't come up anywhere.

Posted by: Michael Smith at April 29, 2010 05:21 PM (t6HHP)

22 Hippie Endurance Test - You lost me at "101 minutes" in the descriptive test.  I gotta go hurl something up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2010 05:22 PM (2g2ex)

23 Waiting on my 4 year old to go to bed so I can check out the calendar.

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 05:22 PM (lEy1j)

24

I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby.

I no longer feel guilty about makin' out with my cousin when I was a teen.

*Not that I felt that guilty anyway.*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 05:22 PM (AMYl0)

25 17 Victorian women = real bodies boobies.

I feel better about myself now.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:20 PM (gofDd)

FIFY.

Posted by: conscious and exhibiting sexual frustration at April 29, 2010 05:23 PM (YVZlY)

26 Those Victorian women: Definitely.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:23 PM (T7G3R)

27 And beckoner/RayGunIsDead comes over to fart his idiocy this thread in 5... 4... 3...

Posted by: DocJ at April 29, 2010 05:23 PM (AWzOz)

28 Confidentially, the kid had me at the eating out.

OH GOD WHY! You owe me TWO souls now!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:24 PM (gofDd)

29 Alright. I'm starting the Hippie video....now.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:24 PM (qzcNU)

30 10 when 72 year old Pearl Carter met her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey, for the first time, she didn't meet him until he was 26? sounds like his mom knew something was mighty wrong with grandma.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 05:24 PM (/4b86)

31 But, conscious, I like my real boobies. It's the rest of me I sometimes take issue with.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:24 PM (gofDd)

32 20 Victorian women = real bodies.

I feel better about myself now.




But did they have stompy boots?
  Yes, they did.  And they fastened them with button hooks.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 05:25 PM (oSrBX)

33 First!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:25 PM (1fanL)

34 That hippie video makes me rage. That's a lot of privileged white kids pretending they care.

Posted by: Alex at April 29, 2010 05:25 PM (EkFe1)

35 What kind of name is Cyd anyway?

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:25 PM (LKkE8)

36 And beckoner/RayGunIsDead comes over to fart his idiocy this thread in 5... 4... 3.. What makes you say that? He also poked his grandma?

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2010 05:25 PM (SwkdU)

37 So with the beastiality and incest is Maet trying to tell us the discussion boundry on the ONT has moved quite a bit from what used to get a yellow flag?

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 05:26 PM (lEy1j)

38 Yes, they did.  And they fastened them with button hooks.


Sweet!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:26 PM (SpI2E)

39 20 Check out Miss May.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:26 PM (Kbowm)

40

Under 3 minutes.  And I'm drinking tonight!

 

 

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at April 29, 2010 05:26 PM (Wjv9m)

41 31 But, conscious, I like my real boobies. It's the rest of me I sometimes take issue with.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:24 PM (gofDd)

I really doubt that there is anything with your body that you need to take issue with.

Posted by: conscious and exhibiting sexual frustration at April 29, 2010 05:26 PM (YVZlY)

42 OH GOD WHY! You owe me TWO souls now!

Like hell. If anything your reaction may cancel out the debt of one. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:27 PM (T7G3R)

43 39 20 Check out Miss May.


STOMP AHOY!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:27 PM (SpI2E)

44 Was it just me but when I scrolled down to that scout badge with out fully reading I thought it looked like goatsee which could be right in line with the boy scouts.

Posted by: tjexcite at April 29, 2010 05:27 PM (CulhV)

45 Oh shit. They just threw rainbows, harmony, and Gaia at me.

Must. Resist. Shutting. Off.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:27 PM (qzcNU)

46 What kind of name is Cyd anyway?

Her real name was Tula Ellice Finklea.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:28 PM (gofDd)

47 Steevy beat me. May has nice stompy boots

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 05:28 PM (/4b86)

48 35 What kind of name is Cyd anyway?

A pretty hawt one, I've always thought. I used to know a lady named Cyd.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:28 PM (T7G3R)

49 Sigh.  What a depressing day.  First there was the Puerto Rico horse shite, then I saw Hannity interview Ed Gillespie about all the radicals Easy Bake was considering for the Supreme Court.  Somebody give me and other melancholy morons a pep talk.

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:28 PM (LKkE8)

50

I can handle the hippies test,  the entire thing.

then again i've been to quite a few phish concerts.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 05:28 PM (DKV43)

51 Ah, for the days before augmentation and hair bleach. Nah!

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 29, 2010 05:28 PM (S1Ttj)

52 nice gams.................

I miss the Forties, although I was never there.  How is that possible?  Newtonian physics, or Einstein on the Beach?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (JrRME)

53 So with the beastiality and incest is Maet trying to tell us the discussion boundry on the ONT has moved quite a bit from what used to get a yellow flag?

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 10:26 PM (lEy1j)

Last thing I recall Maet objecting to was a really, really explicit poem about vajayjays.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (1fanL)

54

The women in that calendar are handsome. And I think I'm being generous with that statement. Ick.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (afj4W)

55 Where's Kratos?Only seen him once since he met WTR........

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (Kbowm)

56 I really doubt that there is anything with your body that you need to take issue with.

Awww, thanks.

If anything your reaction may cancel out the debt of one.

No, you don't get your soul back unless certain terms are met. (Let me think about what those terms are.)

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (gofDd)

57 @36 - I'm guessing his grandma poked him.

Posted by: DocJ at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (AWzOz)

58 I've never had any problems

Posted by: S(c)yd Bream at April 29, 2010 05:29 PM (8OTio)

59 What kind of name is Cyd anyway?

Her real name was Tula Ellice Finklea.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:28 PM (gofDd)

Oh, well.  It makes perfect sense now!

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:30 PM (LKkE8)

60 Miss May's the best one. January and December are pretty nice too.

And then, of course, there's Miss August.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:30 PM (T7G3R)

61 'Cyd' was Francaise.   Many good things are French

FUBAR to chime in with 'surrender' reference in 3,2,1.................

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:30 PM (JrRME)

62

then again i've been to quite a few phish concerts.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 10:28 PM (DKV43)

Duuuuuude.  I followed Phish around with a hippie chick in her van for a month or two.  It was the fall after Jerry died, so following the Dead was out of the question.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:31 PM (1fanL)

63 I'm at six minutes, 34 seconds. Gag reflex struggling.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:31 PM (qzcNU)

64 I admit I'm not man enough(stupid enough?)to watch the hippie video.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:31 PM (Kbowm)

65 Other versions of Jefferson included all the southern counties of OR and northern counties of CA. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:State_of_Jefferson_svg.png

Posted by: ManeiNeko at April 29, 2010 05:31 PM (TiE76)

66 Where's Kratos?Only seen him once since he met WTR........

He emailed me yesterday. He should be back home by now, or at least in the vicinity of the east coast.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:31 PM (gofDd)

67 Where's Kratos?Only seen him once since he met WTR........

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 10:29 PM (Kbowm)

I'm thinkin rum still has him

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 05:31 PM (fwSHf)

68

I really doubt that there is anything with your body that you need to take issue with.

Posted by: conscious and exhibiting sexual frustration at April 29, 2010 10:26 PM (YVZlY)

Seconded.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 05:32 PM (2g2ex)

69 FUBAR to chime in with 'surrender' reference in 3,2,1.................

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 10:30 PM (JrRME)

Thank Heaven for little girls.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:32 PM (1fanL)

70 Not even trying the hippe vid. I'm likely to Elvis the PC screen.

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 05:32 PM (lEy1j)

71 I'm thinkin rum still has him, chained to the wall in her boudoir.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 05:32 PM (/4b86)

72 Those are not Boy Scout Merit Badges.

They are Cub Scout Belt Loops and Academic Pins.

Stupid moron, BIRM.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (/U/Mr)

73 49 Sigh.  What a depressing day.  First there was the Puerto Rico horse shite, then I saw Hannity interview Ed Gillespie about all the radicals Easy Bake was considering for the Supreme Court.  Somebody give me and other melancholy morons a pep talk.



We're right, they're wrong, and Obama will be booted out of office in 2012.  As Maximus would say, "HOLD!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (SpI2E)

74 Speaking of incest (ugh), wasn't there a brother and sister couple in Germany that had a couple of kids together? There was a 20/20 or Dateline special about incest and they interviewed those kinds of couples.

Some things are taboo for a reason, people.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (gofDd)

75

then again i've been to quite a few phish concerts.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 10:28 PM (DKV43)

Duuuuuude.  I followed Phish around with a hippie chick in her van for a month or two.  It was the fall after Jerry died, so following the Dead was out of the question.

eh i kind of like phil lesh.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (DKV43)

76 Ms. September and October were a little bit of a rough stretch, but at least they finished "strong".

Posted by: DocJ at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (AWzOz)

77 Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 10:32 PM (1fanL)

yeah, that old man was silly but he could SING

plus he was a knight or something

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (JrRME)

78 I for one am for reconstituting the state of Jefferson..conservative rule, free enterprise and micro brewed IPA and Porter are the only laws of the land..

Posted by: beerologist at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (tgXx6)

79

I followed Phish around with a hippie chick in her van for a month or two

I lasted a week and a half. Apparently I was a high-maintenace hippy chick. I didn't quite fit in.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 05:33 PM (afj4W)

80 then again i've been to quite a few phish concerts. Dude, this band sucks!!

Posted by: Phish fan that ran out of pot at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (SwkdU)

81 Miss May looks like a moronette before there were moronettes.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (Kbowm)

82 Speaking of incest (ugh), wasn't there a brother and sister couple in Germany that had a couple of kids together? There was a 20/20 or Dateline special about incest and they interviewed those kinds of couples.

Some things are taboo for a reason, people.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:33 PM (gofDd)

You left out the best part.  The sister was retarded.  Sophisticated Europeans.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (1fanL)

83

Phil and Pearl.........Incestual lovers........

No location given....but I am guessing Arkansas.

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (Wjv9m)

84

Does Monty now get a set of keys to the blog?  Will Ace take his posting duties cereally and hire more cob loggers or continue his ruinous and shiftless ways?  At least Maet's pretty darn reliable.  So, Maet, do you have permanent ONT duty or how does this work?  What about days when posts don't change for 4-5 hours?  Does anyone get beetched at?  Is it a free-for-all or what?  Is there any such thing as a cob logger shejule? Inquiring morons want to know. 

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (LKkE8)

85

Sigh.  What a depressing day.  First there was the Puerto Rico horse shite, then I saw Hannity interview Ed Gillespie about all the radicals Easy Bake was considering for the Supreme Court.  Somebody give me and other melancholy morons a pep talk.

i hate ed gillespie, he is a major reason why the republicans are where they are today.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (DKV43)

86 49 Sigh.  What a depressing day.  Somebody give me and other melancholy morons a pep talk.   Glad you said it first.  I'm getting numb.  For me today it was the Puerto Rico blindside, another commie comment by millionaire Obama on why we peasants shouldn't keep too much of what we earn, and my growing suspicion that the radical environuts created the recent oil spill and coal mine disasters.  It seems there are multiple new assaults on us daily.

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 05:34 PM (TRgli)

87 Some things are taboo for a reason, people.

Fuck you, prude!

Posted by: European Aristocracy, 11th to 19th centuries at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (z/3mi)

88 Even in the Victorian age, some girls had to make a little extra cash on the side. This was before Welfare and Food stamps and SS.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (S1Ttj)

89

eh i kind of like phil lesh.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 10:33 PM (DKV43)

Yeah.  But I meant they weren't touring.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (1fanL)

90 Victorian women = real bodies.

I feel better about myself now.
Posted by: Rum

I hear ya Rum. Real women have curves and real boobs.  Victorian women were hawt.  The men not so much.

Posted by: mpfs, peces senora de Pablo palos at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (QuP9W)

91  in Germany

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:33 PM (gofDd)

I edited out everything but the key fact here.....

( you can be a bitch and you can be a goddess, but you can't be both )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (JrRME)

92

Does Monty now get a set of keys to the blog?  Will Ace take his posting duties cereally and hire more cob loggers or continue his ruinous and shiftless ways? 

you think Ace gives them a cut of his hooker, weed and vodka money?

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (DKV43)

93 Phil and Pearl.........Incestual lovers........ what are the odds they are part of the peacock clan?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 05:35 PM (/4b86)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 29, 2010 05:36 PM (7VvJB)

95 It seems there are multiple new assaults on us daily.

The AZ thing is going to make me homicidal. I think I'll start with CA's state legislature and go through the LA city council. SF, I'll leave alone because it's in its own cesspool.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:36 PM (gofDd)

96 77 He was a Nazi collaborator,

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:36 PM (Kbowm)

97 I made it past the discount Bob Marley but when the flute and rain stick foolishness started I lost my cool. What that video needs is a platoon of army barbers.  Or a few angry bears.  I'd be giggling like a school girl either way.

Posted by: GenericName at April 29, 2010 05:36 PM (ahrTF)

98 Where's Kratos?Only seen him once since he met WTR........

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 10:29 PM (Kbowm)

I'm thinkin rum still has him

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 10:31 PM (fwSHf)

Apparently she still has the part that has the ability to post.

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:36 PM (LKkE8)

99 12 minutes, 33 seconds.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:37 PM (qzcNU)

100 ( you can be a bitch and you can be a goddess, but you can't be both )

Says who?

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:37 PM (gofDd)

101 So apparently when 72 year old Pearl Carter met her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey, for the first time, it was lust at first sight. And after a whirlwind week of shopping, bowling and eating out, they quickly became a couple.

Who the hell takes their whirlwind romance BOWLING.  It would be like dating your grandmother......oh wait.

Posted by: mpfs, peces senora de Pablo palos at April 29, 2010 05:37 PM (QuP9W)

102

I lasted a week and a half. Apparently I was a high-maintenace hippy chick. I didn't quite fit in.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 10:33 PM (afj4W)

You?  High maintenance?  Say it ain't so.  I didn't exactly blend, since I spouted fascist politics and all, but the hippie chick more than made up for my lack of street cred.  And her VW van (I shit you not) was pretty cushy.  I did give her some shit about being a vegetarian and wearing leather. 

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:38 PM (1fanL)

103 Posted by: European Aristocracy, 11th to 19th centuries at April 29, 2010 10:35 PM (z/3mi)

You forgot Egypt's pharaohs.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:38 PM (gofDd)

104 Going to Sarah Palin's appearance tomorrow night. Try not to hate me.

Posted by: Michael Smith at April 29, 2010 05:38 PM (t6HHP)

105 Hippie music?  I can't even make it through 60 seconds of my youngest kid sharing a youtube video of synthesizer music from last year's fairy festival.

Posted by: katya at April 29, 2010 05:38 PM (TKyAu)

106

Ok this is easily the creepiest f'ing idea for a movie ever.

please make sure you aren't eating anything when you watch this.

 

http://tinyurl.com/y7v5dt9

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 05:38 PM (DKV43)

107 The grandma/grandson couple must be at hit at family Holiday dinners and the family reunion.  That branch of the family tree has looped around on itself.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 05:39 PM (2g2ex)

108 The one hippie douchebag just said "the brothers to the sisters". Really holding back the instinct to barf.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:39 PM (qzcNU)

109

This thread could not have come soon enough!

OK, now that we are on a new thread, who still hates me?

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 05:39 PM (F09Uo)

110 with all this sexual tension that had been building up

puke.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 29, 2010 05:40 PM (7VvJB)

111

I lasted a week and a half. Apparently I was a high-maintenace hippy chick. I didn't quite fit in.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 10:33 PM (afj4W)

There's a difference between hippie and hippy.

 

Posted by: Michael Smith at April 29, 2010 05:40 PM (t6HHP)

112

"Victorian women were hawt.  The men not so much"

Wasn't the standard for bathing back then "once a week whether you need it or not"?

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 05:41 PM (lEy1j)

113 77 He was a Nazi collaborator,

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 10:36 PM (Kbowm)

Someone's been reading wiki again.  Here's a reminder:  Anyone can post Anything on Wiki.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:41 PM (JrRME)

114 OK, now that we are on a new thread, who still hates me?

I do!

But less than I hate most people, which puts you ahead...

Posted by: Zimriel the misanthrope at April 29, 2010 05:41 PM (IvqCB)

115

OK, now that we are on a new thread, who still hates me?

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 10:39 PM (F09Uo)

Heh, never hated you, I just thought you had an unrealistic expectation of the power of government forms.

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 05:41 PM (fwSHf)

116

i hate ed gillespie, he is a major reason why the republicans are where they are today.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 10:34 PM (DKV43)

Yeah, I've always thought he was a RINO, too, and I knew it for sure when he took over Bob McDonnell's campaign and told Bob ixnay on teh alinPay.  Bob used to be quite revved up about her initially.  The one thing that did impress me was that Hannity said  Gillespie came up with Roberts and Alito to put forth as SCOTUS candidates.

Also, Tim Burns, the guy who's running in Murtha's old district (note I didn't say running for Murtha's seat) raked in $80,000 the day after 'Cuda endorsed him.

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:41 PM (LKkE8)

117 113 Nah didn't read it on Wiki.Why it's not true?

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:41 PM (Kbowm)

118

You?  High maintenance? 

Well keep in mind, high-maintenance to those people was the need for a  daily shower and indoor plumbing. Being clean and patchouli free broke one of their commandments or something. I liked to be a cute hippy chick; not something out of Woodstock Day Three.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 05:42 PM (afj4W)

119 Some things are taboo for a reason, people.

Somehow the Carter family missed out on the "Don't Fuck Your Relatives" gene that's hard-wired into 99.9% of the human race.

Nature programmed this into us because otherwise our kids would end up like this.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 05:42 PM (T7G3R)

120

I dated a hippie chick for about a year, before I became politically aware. She was a big Deadhead.

 Man, could she--um, kids don't read this blog, do they?

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 05:42 PM (gxpfq)

121 00 ( you can be a bitch and you can be a goddess, but you can't be both )

Says who?

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:37 PM (gofDd)

Einstein or Newton; I forget which

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:42 PM (JrRME)

122 I couldn't have watched more that 45 seconds of that video even when I was stoned.  Them people just ain't right in the head.  Same goes for Phil and Granma.  Jesus wept.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 05:42 PM (oSrBX)

123

I made it to 1:13 before ringing the bell. Guess I'm a wuss. Oh well.

Posted by: Obamasux at April 29, 2010 05:43 PM (w74G6)

124 Rum, agree with you about AZ - forgot that one in my list.  Thank God Rush, Beck & Sarah are calling the lefties out on all the BS.  The double standards and disingenuousness between the treatment of the left and right is appauling.  Ugh.  I know in the end we'll prevail, but it would be nice to feel like we're catching a break every now and then.

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 05:43 PM (TRgli)

125 I had to stop the hippie torture test at 1:10.  I know I'm weak, but life is just too short.

Posted by: Pelayo at April 29, 2010 05:43 PM (C8qIl)

126 38 So with the beastiality and incest is Maet trying to tell us the discussion boundry on the ONT has moved quite a bit from what used to get a yellow flag?
Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 10:26 PM (lEy1j)

Nope - the usual rules are in effect. But remember they're more about the explicitness than the topic per se.

Posted by: Mtenloch at April 29, 2010 05:43 PM (bskFh)

127 104 Going to Sarah Palin's appearance tomorrow night. Try not to hate me.

Posted by: Michael Smith at April 29, 2010 10:38 PM (t6HHP)

Is this the one where she's with Teh Fred!, Jerri, JC Watts and Teh Liz Cheney?  I'd give Kratos's soul to Rum (again) to see that lineup. 

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:44 PM (LKkE8)

128 I just looked up Cyd Charisse on wiki.  She had POLIO!!!11!!  The best dancer with the sexiest legs had polio as a kid.  Take that FDR.

Posted by: fozzy at April 29, 2010 05:44 PM (ccEuN)

129 Silky Pony settled for Riall Hunter. How could he have passed up Kate with 8 or OctoMom. At least they're not crazy. Well not crazy-crazy.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 29, 2010 05:45 PM (bZW6t)

130 I made it to 22 minutes, 47 seconds.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:45 PM (qzcNU)

131

I do!

But less than I hate most people, which puts you ahead...

Posted by: Zimriel the misanthrope at April 29, 2010 10:41 PM (IvqCB)

Awesome! Let's do coffee!

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 05:45 PM (F09Uo)

132 113 Nah didn't read it on Wiki.Why it's not true?

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 10:41 PM (Kbowm)

Chevalier stayed in France during WWII.  He refused to go to Berlin, despite offers of Huge Bucks and Not Being Killed.  He gave one concert for French prisoners and deportees.  There is no evidence he collaborated

After the war, the French govt in exile shunned him for a few years--because he apparently also refused to work with the Resistance

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 29, 2010 05:46 PM (JrRME)

133 I liked to be a cute hippy chick; not something out of Woodstock Day Three.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 10:42 PM (afj4W)

Ooh-ho-ho yeah.  That's just what I was thinking.  There are clean-cut kids who wear clean tie-dyes and shower daily who smoke dope.  Lots of girls I went to collidge with like that, who liked clean, showered guys who were rebelling by growing their clean hair long.

Then there are filthy Rainbow People.


Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:46 PM (1fanL)

134

I made it to 22 minutes, 47 seconds.

I bow to your awesome willpower.


 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 05:46 PM (AMYl0)

135 Okay, that grandma-grandson story is the worst thing ever posted on the ONT.  I'd rather have Stan Marsh hoppity-hop testicles and put them in a wood chipper a la Fargo.

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2010 05:47 PM (YX6i/)

136

106 I don't know where you found that trailer, but WTF!

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 05:47 PM (gxpfq)

137

So, I'm going to attempt to have a garden this year. Hope I make it further than last year when I only got as far as having one of the Church Deacons come till the spot for me.

This year I got my tiller fixed and did the spot myself after work this evening.

Every time I till I tend to think of Genesis 3:17-19

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 05:48 PM (lEy1j)

138 Victorian women were hawt.  The men not so much"

Wasn't the standard for bathing back then "once a week whether you need it or not"?

Posted by: Scott J.

I meant the clothing was hawt ditto for the 20's.

Posted by: mpfs, peces senora de Pablo palos at April 29, 2010 05:48 PM (QuP9W)

139

Phil & Pearl.  Grossest thing ever.  Worse than the human centipede.

Posted by: katya at April 29, 2010 05:48 PM (TKyAu)

140 Nope - the usual rules are in effect. But remember they're more about the explicitness than the topic per se.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 29, 2010 10:43 PM (bskFh)

The first rule of 'teh ONT' is that's OK to describe how seductive those farm animals really are, just don't get graphic on how your love was requited.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 05:48 PM (F09Uo)

141 I made it to 22 minutes, 47 seconds. mmm hmm. how much valurite have you had to drink?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 05:48 PM (/4b86)

142

Sinus drugs kickin' in. 

*best Clouseau voice*

Later, Gatoirs

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 05:48 PM (LKkE8)

143

Women having sex with animals, hippies, granny love...hey, thanks a lot of the nightmares there chief; as though my psyche isn't tortured enough already.

I don't have any extra dough for a shrink right now you know, and I have to quit smoking thanks to my new o'health insurance.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 29, 2010 05:49 PM (5/yRG)

144 Stan Marsh hoppity-hop testicles

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2010 10:47 PM (YX6i/)

Just saw that last night.  The musical accompaniment was hilarious.  Only it was Randy.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:49 PM (1fanL)

145 74 - I don't know about that, Rum - but I did read a story about two months ago stating that a man and woman, who fell in love, got married, and discovered after they were married (I think they are British), that they were brother and sister (they didn't know each of them existed until some blood tests were done). Needless to say, they got an anullment. And probably life-long sessions of psychiatric therapy.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 29, 2010 05:49 PM (4Cm0y)

146 The Alliance to Develop Power were the same assholes who, not long ago, were teaching illegals how to forge fake social security cards.

Posted by: GarandFan at April 29, 2010 05:49 PM (6mwMs)

147 Anyone else feel like torching an old growth forest with me?  Or punching some bunnies?  Or flushing some weed down the toilet?  Anything to piss off those dirty smelly hippies?

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2010 05:50 PM (oVQFe)

148 I think Americans always bathed more than Europeans because there was a great supply of fresh water here.Thanks to the continent being largely empty(of humans) for millions of years.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:50 PM (Kbowm)

149

katya and 48%

i am glad someone else watched it. i think it comes out this week.

some local dj talked about it.

it is oddly f'd up no?

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2010 05:51 PM (DKV43)

150 Stories like this one are why Greece is boned even if they do get the EU/IMF bailout. Any "austerity plan" is doomed right from the starting gate. California ought to study the situation, because public unions in California wield even more power than they do in Greece. Angela Merkel is in a tough spot as a politician. She's got elections coming up and Germans hate the idea of a bailout; but she also knows that a Greek default not only hurts Germany (because they hold a lot of Greece's bullshit bonds) but might lead to Portugal and Spain toppling too. All of us Euro-skeptics saw this coming more than a decade ago. I remember all the giddy talk about how the EU was going to rival America's economy and maybe even eclipse it! Yeah-huh. (China is the new favorite, and I have the same answer for the China-boosters: bushwah. The China bubble will pop, and sooner rather than later.)

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 05:51 PM (O3eFQ)

151 Needless to say, they got an anullment. And probably life-long sessions of psychiatric therapy.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 29, 2010 10:49 PM (4Cm0y)

Five years later, with the guy and his new wife in marriage councling...

"Honey, you are great in bed, you are just not as good as my sister was, that's all I'm saying"

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 05:52 PM (F09Uo)

152 145 That's not their fault.They were just freakishly unlucky.Longer odds than winning Powerball.....

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:52 PM (Kbowm)

153

I'll bet the Alliance to Develop Power really, really hates the Romans.

 

And the Power Development Alliance.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 05:52 PM (2g2ex)

154 I hope somebody puts Danny Heatley in the middle of the centipede.

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 05:53 PM (gxpfq)

155 Somehow the Carter family missed out on the "Don't Fuck Your Relatives" gene that's hard-wired into 99.9% of the human race.

Well, they are from Georgia.

*ducks and runs away*

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:53 PM (gofDd)

156 150 I agree.The EU had potential if it was well governed,a big IF.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:54 PM (Kbowm)

157

One minute, three seconds is all I could take.  No way Bronson would take that for 45 minutes.  He would have grabbed an axe handle and gone through the hairy stinking mob like Sherman through the South  to melody of high pitched girly screams emited from the men and the slapping sound of flapping braless unsupported breast flaps frm the women.

 Apologies to you Southerners that are still red about Sherman.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 05:54 PM (rurh0)

158 A grandfather and granddaughter have a chance of procreating. A Grandmother and grandson, as in this case, not so much. But science marches on and we here of women in their sixties having babies.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 29, 2010 05:55 PM (S1Ttj)

159 Well, they are from Georgia.

*ducks and runs away*

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:53 PM (gofDd)

If'n she ain't good enuff for her fambly, she shore ain't good enuff for our'n.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:55 PM (1fanL)

160 Greta just reported: Bestiality still legal in Florida. Their house just passed a bill making it a misdemeanor, & are hoping it doesn't die in the senate like last year.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 05:55 PM (/4b86)

161 Sassy, but they didn't know they were related beforehand. I can kinda give them a pass for that. I'm talking about people who knowingly enter incestuous relationships.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 05:55 PM (gofDd)

162 Phil & Pearl. Grossest thing ever. Worse than the human centipede. Really, have some standards, people.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 29, 2010 05:55 PM (SwkdU)

163 Many years after my aunt and uncle married, her widowed father married his widowed mother, making them technically stepbrother/sister as well as husband and wife.  My grandparents story always seemed sweet (not creepy) to me though. 

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 05:55 PM (TRgli)

164

The China bubble will pop

When it does will there be Skittles flowing freely? I was told there would be Skittles damn it. Then again, I'm still waiting on Cassiopeia the Wonderous Unicorn to show up on my doorstep.

You're all naysayers but I still hold the dream near and dear to my heart.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 05:56 PM (afj4W)

165 mmm hmm. how much valurite have you had to drink?

Completely sober. Once I held back the gag reflex I was good for the 22 min 44 seconds. At 45 something clicked and I wanted to put a hammer through my monitor.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 05:56 PM (qzcNU)

166 Apologies to you Southerners that are still red about Sherman.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 10:54 PM (rurh0)

Hey, no problem.  Hope you aren't still steamed about that JFK assassination thing.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 05:56 PM (1fanL)

167 147 Anyone else feel like torching an old growth forest with me?  Or punching some bunnies?  Or flushing some weed down the toilet?  Anything to piss off those dirty smelly hippies?     I'll help with the forest if we can barbecue the bunnies.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 05:56 PM (oSrBX)

168 Hey I don't Fuk beasts, I Fuk LIKE a beast!

Posted by: WASP at April 29, 2010 05:57 PM (gxpfq)

169 I made it .54 seconds. What'd I miss?

Posted by: Skree at April 29, 2010 05:57 PM (HBmnd)

170 Made it to 8:21 but I've been drinking heavily so I think that may be a disqualifier

Posted by: instinct at April 29, 2010 05:57 PM (TIbRS)

171 155 [the Carter family] Well, they are from Georgia. *ducks and runs away*

Hey, she shore got a purty mouf on 'er, don' she?

Posted by: that guy from Deliverance at April 29, 2010 05:58 PM (IvqCB)

172 So what part of "I'll shoot if you come inside" did he not understand?   Woman, 89, Grabs Handgun And Fires At Intruder   The 89-year-old Turner said she grabbed a handgun and told the man she would shoot if he came inside. When the man entered, she fired a single shot.

Posted by: conscious and saying I don't call 911 at April 29, 2010 05:58 PM (YVZlY)

173 168 Remember when Tipper Gore took you on?Those were simpler times......

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2010 05:58 PM (Kbowm)

174 Just saw this on Gabes twitter, shows why Perry is hated by R's as well as D's, this is probably one of the stupidest statements he's ever uttered and that's saying a lot

"For example, some aspects of the law turn law enforcement officers into immigration officials by requiring them to determine immigration status during any lawful contact with a suspected alien, taking them away from their existing law enforcement duties, which are critical to keeping citizens safe."

Oh noes! A policeman might have to get on the cruisers computer and check someones immigration status? We're all gonna die!11!1!!!1

Posted by: koopy at April 29, 2010 05:58 PM (ctR4U)

175 All of us Euro-skeptics saw this coming more than a decade ago. I remember all the giddy talk about how the EU was going to rival America's economy and maybe even eclipse it! Yeah-huh. (China is the new favorite, and I have the same answer for the China-boosters: bushwah. The China bubble will pop, and sooner rather than later.)

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 10:51 PM (O3eFQ)

There was a good article that I read about Chinese banks running out of capital.  Apparantly they are all way overextended at the moment.  The government can't tighten up lending because it will devastate the builders who, in turn, need the property bubble to continue to pay back their loans.  In Shanghai (Pudong side), occupancy of prime commercial real estate is extremely low but rents are higher than in Manhattan.

Sounds really sustainable to me.

Posted by: In Exile (Now with 75% more lurking!) at April 29, 2010 05:58 PM (Dw6L6)

176 I'm still waiting on Cassiopeia the Wonderous Unicorn to show up on my doorstep.

You're all naysayers but I still hold the dream near and dear to my heart.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 10:56 PM (afj4W)

We're naysayers because there's no way it's going to show up on front door since you haven't remodeled the landing per the Unicorns with Disabilities Act of 2009.

Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2010 05:59 PM (YX6i/)

177

144 Heh, that episode was hilarious -- only problem was my 3 yo. woke up and snuck into the living room, witnessing part of the show...

Every flower, bush, and tree on her stroller walk to the park with Dad today was "ohh, look, it's a marijuna flower Daddy; it's a marijuana flower" -- we're expecting a visit from the cops at some point this weekend...

Posted by: unknown jane at April 29, 2010 05:59 PM (5/yRG)

178

I turn on my news. Unfortunately The Marriage Ref is just winding up.

Sweet Fancy Moses Sarah Silverman is one ugly, UGLy broad. Wowzuh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 05:59 PM (afj4W)

179

katya and 48%

i am glad someone else watched it. i think it comes out this week.

some local dj talked about it.

it is oddly f'd up no?

Hard to believe it's a real movie.  Looks like a spoof.

Posted by: katya at April 29, 2010 06:00 PM (TKyAu)

180

All of us Euro-skeptics saw this coming more than a decade ago. I remember all the giddy talk about how the EU was going to rival America's economy and maybe even eclipse it! Yeah-huh.

 

Well, perhaps the EU economy does rival ours now, in the sense that they're both in the dumper. 

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 06:00 PM (TRgli)

181 161- Oh, I know, but I can't even fathom the shock that ocurred after they both found out they were siblings. That's like the worst trick in the world being played on you.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 29, 2010 06:00 PM (4Cm0y)

182 "For example, some aspects of the law turn law enforcement officers into immigration officials by requiring them to determine immigration status during any lawful contact with a suspected alien, taking them away from their existing law enforcement duties, which are critical to keeping citizens safe."

Oh noes! A policeman might have to get on the cruisers computer and check someones immigration status? We're all gonna die!11!1!!!1

Posted by: koopy at April 29, 2010 10:58 PM (ctR4U)

Because finding out if someone is a criminal and detaining and deporting them does not contribute to citizen safety in any way.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 06:00 PM (1fanL)

183 she fired a single shot. And? She put him out of our misery and saved the taxpayers the cost of a trial and incarceration?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 06:01 PM (/4b86)

184 Yeah, koopy; that's what I kept trying to tell people. Perry isn't our friend, unless we happen to be in charge of a billions-dollar business with lots of lobbyist buddies.

God damn that Hutchison for running to Perry's left, and God damn that Medina for being a troofer loon.

Posted by: Zimriel at April 29, 2010 06:01 PM (IvqCB)

185

The China bubble will pop, and sooner rather than later.

Amen.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 06:02 PM (ajjrO)

186 178 - yes, and it's because of her eyebrows. She doesn't groom them. Part of what makes her look fugly.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 29, 2010 06:02 PM (4Cm0y)

187

Sweet Fancy Moses Sarah Silverman is one ugly, UGLy broad. Wowzuh.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 10:59 PM (afj4W)

When she tries, she can look halfway decent.  But she doesn't try.  And she's got an ugly, ugly soul.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 06:02 PM (1fanL)

188

Well, perhaps the EU economy does rival ours now, in the sense that they're both in the dumper. 

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 11:00 PM (TRgli)

You do know that if the IMF bails out Greece and Spain who would be the largest contributor to that bailout don't you?

That would be US as in the United States.

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 06:02 PM (fwSHf)

189 Sarah Silverman is one ugly, UGLy broad she's also gross. not funny.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 06:03 PM (/4b86)

190

Posted by: koopy at April 29, 2010 10:58 PM (ctR4U)

Yeah, like Perry's statement gets to the root of the problem in protecting citizens.  Meanwhile, the city of Houston is several hundred police officers short, and understaffed on firemen and EMTs as well.  And the city is facing a severe budget shortfall so no $$ for proper public safety staffing.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:03 PM (2g2ex)

191 Why does everyone think the China bubble has to pop, or even do it anytime soon?

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 06:03 PM (F09Uo)

192 The EU had potential if it was well governed,a big IF. I don't think so. The governments remained sovereign (in theory), but monetary policy was centralized. It was a recipe for disaster, which Greece is now living out. The traditional method for handling solvency problems is to devalue the currency, but Greece can't do that; and the kind of 'austerity' they'd need to practice over the next five to ten years would put their living-standards somewhere with Nigeria. And Greeks, let us face it, are not the kind of folks to stick to any "austerity" program for long -- it would come to civil war long before the debt was paid off. Portugal is in the same boat, really: it's a third-world country that lucked out in being bolted on to the more-prosperous parts of Europe. They have no real hope of paying off their debts without a devaluation. And Spain, a much larger economy than either Greece or Portugal, could be the dynamite that blows the whole thing apart. The EU's southern tier of countries are essentially bankrupt. And there isn't enough money in the rest of the EU to bail them out. This could be the beginning of the "double dip" recession we've all been fearing. Sovereign debt-default is a pretty strong shock to the system.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:04 PM (O3eFQ)

193

Hard to believe it's a real movie.  Looks like a spoof.

Oh, it's no spoof. Man that hurtsghbgbglf.......

Posted by: Asian guy in the middle at April 29, 2010 06:04 PM (gxpfq)

194

she fired a single shot.

In such situations, I recommend multiple shots, well-grouped.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 06:04 PM (AMYl0)

195 Hey, I went to college with those fucking hippies, er now judges?

Posted by: Kemp at April 29, 2010 06:04 PM (2+9Yx)

196 4 minutes.  I'm going to puke.

I wanted to punch that smug bastard spokesman at the beginning in the face.  Even more so than usual with hippies.  Listen, jack, I don't need to spend minute one with you smelly fuckers to think humanity is worth 'saving'.  And choirs who spend time practicing do a better job of singing than the shit you dipwads belch out. Gaaaah!!!!

Posted by: J. Random Dude at April 29, 2010 06:04 PM (Jnxue)

197

Is this the one where she's with Teh Fred!, Jerri, JC Watts and Teh Liz Cheney?  I'd give Kratos's soul to Rum (again) to see that lineup. 

Posted by: RushBabe at April 29, 2010 10:44 PM (LKkE

Damn, now I have someone else to envy -- whoever's attending that show.

Posted by: Michael Smith at April 29, 2010 06:05 PM (t6HHP)

198

My older brother and I fought like, well, brothers and sisters are prone to do.  The worst punishment ever was when we had to kiss on the cheek and make up.

 

I think we've hugged once in adulthood, when he was about to have surgery.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 06:05 PM (oSrBX)

199 155 [the Carter family] Well, they are from Georgia. *ducks and runs away* Doesn't Carter complain on TV about the high incidence of pancreatic cancer in his family i know, the truth can be cruel.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 29, 2010 06:05 PM (S1Ttj)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 06:06 PM (ocax6)

201 Hippie Vid - At first I thought it was a Obama campaign rally...whats up with pocohantus in the 9 minute area....Im getting a perma grin over this thing....its HORRIBLE- cant stop! 10:30 and still going

Posted by: Lt Kilgore at April 29, 2010 06:07 PM (aAzUo)

202

Speaking of China, did anyone else see that news story about the psycho who went into a preschool and stabbed about 25 4-year-olds?  Apparantly it was a copy-cat and there's been a rash of assaults like that at schools there.  The article said it's estimated that there are about 178 million mentally unbalanced people in China.  178 million. 

Oh, and it said the pressures of moving from an egalitarian society to a more unequal one given the country's prosperity was part of the reason.  They had to get that in there...capitalism = evil murdering psychos, communism = utopian peace.

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 06:07 PM (TRgli)

203 What about the poor kid that is the product of the Freak and Grandma Freak? "So, uh, your mother is also your great-grandmother and your father's mother is also your half-sister.?"

Posted by: eman at April 29, 2010 06:07 PM (6tqEs)

204 Why does everyone think the China bubble has to pop, or even do it anytime soon?

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 11:03 PM (F09Uo)

In china's case it's real estate. Like happened here it's getting to expensive for people to buy it.

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 06:08 PM (fwSHf)

205 Sweet Fancy Moses Sarah Silverman is one ugly, UGLy broad. Wowzuh.

She just published her memoirs so Dateline did an interview with her. I don't think she's funny at all, but she related a story about how she tested lines that shouldn't be crossed. Apparently she had an older brother who died as a child, before she was born, in the care of her grandparents. Years later, when she's a kid, she's getting in the car with her parents and grandparents and she's told to buckle up. And she says, "Because we don't want to end up like my brother!"

I laughed so freaking hard. I'm already going to hell so I don't care.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:08 PM (gofDd)

206 "So, uh, your mother is also your great-grandmother and your father's mother is also your half-sister.?"

Posted by: eman at April 29, 2010 11:07 PM (6tqEs)

BUNK!

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 06:08 PM (F09Uo)

207 Why does everyone think the China bubble has to pop, or even do it anytime soon? Their (government-controlled) banks are awash in bad loans. But the government controls them, so they simply hide the bad loans or reclassify/adjust/reset the loans. The renminbi has an artificial peg to the dollar to make Chinese exports more competitive, but this puts incredible pressure on the internal economy. And a lot of the so-called Chinese "miracle" is centered on the coastal cities, not on the rural hinterland; there are about 500 million dirt-poor Chinese souls who aren't seeing a dime of the new prosperity. That huge population (half again as large as the entire population of the US, remember) is getting older and more infirm in much the same way as our own Boomers are, but the demographic bulge there is massively more lopsided than ours is. Nope: as Steyn says, China will get old before it gets rich.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:08 PM (O3eFQ)

208 True Sassy.  Silverman needs a good wax, everywhere.

Posted by: mpfs, peces senora de Pablo palos at April 29, 2010 06:08 PM (QuP9W)

209 The article said it's estimated that there are about 178 million mentally unbalanced people in China.  178 million.

178 million out of 1 billions. What's the percentage on that? Honest question because I suck at math.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:09 PM (gofDd)

210

196  Worth saving? After watching 3 minutes of that I was beginning to pray for the meteor.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 29, 2010 06:10 PM (5/yRG)

211 the Carter family How big of a music geek am I, that the first thing I thought of was A.P, Sara, and Maybelle; not Jimmy and Billy.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:10 PM (O3eFQ)

212

So people that can shop at Krogers--if you have them--please do so in the coming weeks.

A Krogers closed up shop here yesterday and certain, and a certain community here  is going batshit crazy. Never mind the fact that particular location lost $1.5 million in revenue last year and it was an outright dump polluted with daily shoplifters and other crimes.

Our worthless City Council hauled the execs into a meeting to explain why they closed up shop. It was an disgusting ploy of pandering to the even more worthless NAACP.

Anyway, all the Rev Al and JJ wannabes of the city are calling for a boycott.

They won't make a dent but I'd just like to see their revenues tick up in the coming weeks.

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 06:10 PM (afj4W)

213 I'm so worried about rearranging the 51 stars on the flag that I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.  Darn prime numbers.  Can we make Samoa a state too?

Posted by: kf at April 29, 2010 06:10 PM (ytCsK)

214
Now that is what I call one grand mother fucker. Some poor kids mother is also going to be his great grandmother. This is whacked out to biblical proportions.

Posted by: sTevo at April 29, 2010 06:11 PM (zIUsq)

215

I didn't know, before today, that the Interior Department had SWAT teams trained in oil rig sabotage!

Where's THAT thread?!

Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at April 29, 2010 06:11 PM (Wjv9m)

216

Hey, no problem.  Hope you aren't still steamed about that JFK assassination thing.


Regarding JFK, I feel no closer to him that I do to John Kerry.  I started out as a kid holding him in high regard.  The more I found out the less I liked him.  He was the second choice for pres, of a rum running patriarch, of a corrupt family that banged anything walked including a mafia babe, who wasn't honest about his health, abandoned men on the beach in Cuba and finding out recently he authorized unions being formed in our government didn't help matters.  Oswald was a wacked out leftist commie POS but I don't recall where he was from nor do I care.  I love the South's values, independance and culture.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 06:11 PM (rurh0)

217 178 million out of 1 billions. What's the percentage on that? Honest question because I suck at math.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 11:09 PM (gofDd)

17.8%

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:12 PM (2g2ex)

218 178 million out of 1 billions. What's the percentage on that?

17.8%.

They have an advantage over the US, which is apparently 52% mentally unbalanced.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2010 06:12 PM (z/3mi)

219 Oh, and on the lovely May/November romance, remember the immortal words of Grandpa Jones: I am my own grandpa!

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:12 PM (O3eFQ)

220 Did anyone see that Thelma Lou (actress) moved from LA to Mayberry (Mt. Airy, NC) to get away from crime and had her wallet stolen at a store? Was the perp someone who, uh, never would have appeared on the show?

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 06:12 PM (gxpfq)

221

Didn't Silverman recently make a comment about Palin running a whore house or something along those lines?

Silverman, a tramp's tramp, a whore' whore, has no biz making deregatory remarks about any other gal's behavior.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 06:12 PM (AMYl0)

222

In china's case it's real estate. Like happened here it's getting to expensive for people to buy it.

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 11:08 PM (fwSHf)

That could happen, or China could figure out a way to stagnate values for a few years to let the rest of the economy catch up.

I just don't know how smart the Chinese are, I'm just am pretty sure they are not entirely stupid.

They have LOTS of cash and absolute authority over what happens in their country,so they have a lot of options.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 06:12 PM (F09Uo)

223 I gave my love a hobo that had no bones.
I bought a Valu-Rite quart so my love could get tight.

Oh. Is this not the "hippie folk song writing" thread?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 06:13 PM (ocax6)

224

148 I think Americans always bathed more than Europeans because there was a great supply of fresh water here.Thanks to the continent being largely empty(of humans) for millions of years.

Can you imagine how pristine this country was back then? Makes me want to pitch the old TeePee and throw some water on some hot rocks. And some Led Zep. Far out....man.

Posted by: Flagrant Disregardist at April 29, 2010 06:13 PM (rQTdM)

225 How many old hobos were young hippies?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:13 PM (sYxEE)

226 Oswald was a wacked out leftist commie POS but I don't recall where he was from nor do I care.  I love the South's values, independance and culture.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 11:11 PM (rurh0)

Oswald was from texas, via the USSR and Cuba. He is also the only Ex Marine I know of.

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 06:13 PM (fwSHf)

227

Their (government-controlled) banks are awash in bad loans.

China's also got a huge real estate bubble.  IIRC, they have new cities whose prices are so propped up with investment fever, no one but maintenence people live there.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 06:13 PM (ajjrO)

228 Re: global warming story

First we assume a spherical horse.

Posted by: DSkinner at April 29, 2010 06:14 PM (3+sz6)

229

208,

What's the chance she has hair from the navel on south?

*ick*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 06:14 PM (AMYl0)

230 Looks like  gathering of the Rainbow Family. Cartman would have a field day.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 29, 2010 06:14 PM (QVzFX)

231 Texas is still way cool.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 06:15 PM (rurh0)

232 Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 11:06 PM (ocax6)

Heehee. Disney does not like it when you fuck with them. They like keeping their paying customers happy.

I'd like to see the dirty hippies do it now with park admission costing $72 for one ticket to one park.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:15 PM (gofDd)

233 Was the perp someone who, uh, never would have appeared on the show? Opie just did it as a childish hi-jink. Andy will give him a stern talking-to and Opie will learn his lesson. And the universe will be back in balance.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:15 PM (O3eFQ)

234 I made it to 8:40 on the hippie video mainly because the first crap song was easy to translate into background noise. But then that haggard hippie chick started singing and it was either turn it off or claw out my eyes.

Posted by: Emily M. at April 29, 2010 06:16 PM (BuL+A)

235

226 Ehem, Murtha?

Posted by: unknown jane at April 29, 2010 06:16 PM (5/yRG)

236 The vehicle of choice of hippies was the VW bus. Basically a tin box on four wheels with a very underpowered engine. They were noisy, rode badly, had no wind resistance, went from 0-60 in three days.

If it weren't for hippies, nobody would have bought the things

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:17 PM (sYxEE)

237 Can we talk about me?

Posted by: Carrot Crist at April 29, 2010 06:17 PM (8OTio)

238 I'd like to see the dirty hippies do it now with park admission costing $72 for one ticket to one park.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 11:15 PM (gofDd)

If that's what it takes to keep out the scum... Can you guess what kind of hell hole that place would turn into at $20 a ticket? It would look like Magic Moutain.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 06:17 PM (F09Uo)

239

$72 for one ticket to one park.

Are you frickin' kidding me?

Posted by: Flagrant Disregardist at April 29, 2010 06:18 PM (rQTdM)

240 Hey there's a TCM movie called Doughgirls. Don't we have one of those?

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 06:18 PM (gxpfq)

241

Cyd Charisse,

A Texan of course.

Posted by: Dave in Singapore at April 29, 2010 06:18 PM (pcJe3)

242 Want to know why China is screwed?

The Cliff Clavin of journalism, Thomas Friedman, sings their praises

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:18 PM (sYxEE)

243 Oswald was from texas, via the USSR and Cuba. He is also the only Ex Marine I know of.

A while back I remember seeing on some site that there are four ex Marines, but I don't remember who the other three are. I think some Marines now include Murtha in that list.

Posted by: DSkinner at April 29, 2010 06:19 PM (3+sz6)

244

yes, and it's because of her eyebrows. She doesn't groom them. Part of what makes her look fugly.

She's too progressive to groom herself.

Posted by: katya at April 29, 2010 06:19 PM (TKyAu)

245

Sorry if this has been discussed in another post but here's an Obama quote to make your blood boil: "Now, what we’re doing, I want to be clear, we’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

http://tinyurl.com/28yjvnc

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 06:19 PM (lEy1j)

246 Monty writes: Portugal is in the same boat, really: it's a third-world country that lucked out in being bolted on to the more-prosperous parts of Europe.

As it happens, I spent most of my childhood with grandparents in Portugal, so I can speak to this. They lived in the northwest suburbs of Lisbon, which would be Carcavelos and Cascais.

I was told the Cascais city council was crooked on a scale you would not believe; somewhere between Nawlins and Jamaica. They built a shitload of rickety housing units all around the hillsides. The Lisbon area, I must add, lies upon an earthquake zone; every European child learns about 1755 growing up. Everyone except the crooks around Lisbon, that is.

Oh, and you could count on seeing flyers for outright communist parties everywhere you went. Many associated with terrorists. I'm told this is how it went in Greece. It was very alien to me, being British / American / whatever.

Posted by: Zimriel at April 29, 2010 06:19 PM (IvqCB)

247 Thanks for the math skillz, Count and Waterhouse. Obviously I can't even move a decimal point. (WTF am I doing in pension plan administrating?)

So that's actually not that big a percentage.

Well, at least not compared to the 52% of fuckers we have here.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:19 PM (gofDd)

248 235, yeah he would get my vote.

Posted by: robtr at April 29, 2010 06:20 PM (fwSHf)

249 I'd rather listen through William Shatner's "The Transformed Man" in its entirety than listen to 2 minutes of that hippie video

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:20 PM (sYxEE)

250

#237

Aside from peas, carrots are my favorite veggie God love ya

Posted by: plugs at April 29, 2010 06:20 PM (8OTio)

251 Pulling out the hunting magazines, sipping the Valu-Rite Vodka and planning my next vacation. Thanks for the planning tips, I've got a whole  "First Blood" motif going through my head. I don't care that they are actors, anyone who wants to dress, smell and sing like a hippie should arm themselves. I've been trained to ignore smell, ignore ragged frippery, ignore greasy coiffures and ignore the blood and pain of listening to hippie folk music. 

Posted by: FPC at April 29, 2010 06:20 PM (qZb8X)

252 Ahem, not WITH grandparents, I meant "having those grandparents in Portugal" and that I spent maybe a week a year with them.

Still saw enough. It looked bad in the best of times. These are not the best of times.

Posted by: Zimriel at April 29, 2010 06:20 PM (IvqCB)

253 "I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

Rush played that this morning. I damn near blew my top. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK YOU, 52%!!!!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:21 PM (gofDd)

254

The vehicle of choice of hippies was the VW bus.

Ever see one of those with 4 feet of whellbase cut out of it? Now that was fun to drive. Could do a 15ft wheelie across the liquor store parking lot.

Posted by: Person of Interest at April 29, 2010 06:22 PM (rQTdM)

255 I just saw this over at IOW.  Janine Garafolo naked that's just gross.  Moronettes don't bother.  Boys have the eye bleach ready.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 06:22 PM (rurh0)

256

"I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

 

I DARE him to say this in front of an audience of his entertainment industry pals...Oprah, Sean Penn, Jay-Z, Tiger, etc.  Right after he donates $4.75 million of his 2009 income to pay down the national debt.

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 06:23 PM (TRgli)

257 If that's what it takes to keep out the scum... Can you guess what kind of hell hole that place would turn into at $20 a ticket? It would look like Magic Moutain.

It's starting to have the same demographics as Magic Mountain, except without the gangbanger part. Now that you can get an annual pass on an interest free payment plan, $36/month for a Premium pass isn't a bad deal.

I'm actually in favor of them jacking up the prices.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:24 PM (gofDd)

258

I just saw this over at IOW. 

I refused to click before I read you what you said about bleach.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 06:24 PM (ajjrO)

259

One of the worst Star Trek episodes was the one with the space hippies

Being hippies, they all thought they could make music

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:24 PM (sYxEE)

260

#255

Hot.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2010 06:25 PM (8OTio)

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 06:25 PM (oSrBX)

262

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 11:22 PM (rurh0)

NOT CLICKING.  WON'T DO IT.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:25 PM (2g2ex)

263 minute foty, had to quit, fargin retards...

Posted by: Mudshark at April 29, 2010 06:25 PM (DlLyT)

264

"I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

 

I DARE him to say this in front of an audience of his entertainment industry pals...Oprah, Sean Penn, Jay-Z, Tiger, etc.  Right after he donates $4.75 million of his 2009 income to pay down the national debt.

They would agree with him.  Then they would go on doing whatever they want.  Hypocrites and idiots.

Posted by: katya at April 29, 2010 06:26 PM (TKyAu)

265 it's because of her eyebrows. She doesn't groom them.

I hate plucking my brows because it makes my eyes water real bad. I wasn't in the habit of shaping them, but they don't look like caterpillars over my eyes. But I have kinda gotten addicted to threading to shape them.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:26 PM (gofDd)

266

Bear, Trek doesn't fit within normal parameters.  The worse the Trek the better... in certain ways.  I just watched Spock's Brain again (for the, oh, 200th time).

"Brain and brain, what is brain."  --Imorg.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 06:27 PM (ajjrO)

267 Sadly, the star arrangement won't keep PR out. 51 isn't prime, it's 17 x 3, which means you can do 6 rows alternating 9 and 8 stars. Space them properly and it'll look just fine.

Amazingly, the Army Institute of Heraldry has worked out flags for up to 56 states, just in case we need to annex Australia or something.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2010 06:28 PM (K0vnr)

268 Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 11:22 PM (rurh0)

GAH!!!

Here's some more Cyd Charisse to neutralize it.  

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2010 06:28 PM (z/3mi)

269 I gots to bail, babies. Stay slinky.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:28 PM (O3eFQ)

270 Real eyebrows at browline = sexy.  Eyebrows on forehead = WTF?

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:28 PM (2g2ex)

271 Rum,
Fair point.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at April 29, 2010 06:30 PM (Jnxue)

272 254

The vehicle of choice of hippies was the VW bus.

Ever see one of those with 4 feet of whellbase cut out of it? Now that was fun to drive. Could do a 15ft wheelie across the liquor store parking lot.


This guy put a Chevy 5.7 liter into a 59 VW Bus

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:30 PM (sYxEE)

273 As a final gift to my Moron pals before I head off to bed: I dream of Jeannie. Nightly. Kinda NSFW.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 06:31 PM (O3eFQ)

274 It's a unibrow Count.

Posted by: mpfs, peces senora de Pablo palos at April 29, 2010 06:31 PM (QuP9W)

275

253, I just saw it linked on another blog (with asshole as the link text) and am now just about shaking with rage.

 

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 06:32 PM (lEy1j)

276 Crist/ Glorious furry beard 2012

Posted by: Carrot at April 29, 2010 06:32 PM (8OTio)

277 He is also the only Ex Marine I know of.
Hey! What about me?

Posted by: zombie john murtha, (D) Hades at April 29, 2010 06:32 PM (ocax6)

278

Bear, Trek doesn't fit within normal parameters.  The worse the Trek the better... in certain ways.  I just watched Spock's Brain again (for the, oh, 200th time).

"Brain and brain, what is brain."  --Imorg.

Spock's Brain was cool for its campiness, unintentional badness, and the planet of babes in go-go boots

"Brain and brain, what is brain" - Contessa Brewer


Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:32 PM (sYxEE)

279 Thanks Dan, I looked. Please shoot me.

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 06:33 PM (gxpfq)

280 Dear Gaia, I come back to this...

That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.
'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.

*barfs*

Makes my joy at being reunited with the Blade of Olympus seem almost normal in comparison.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 06:33 PM (c0A3e)

281 If Barry thinks there's such thing as "too much money" than I demand he give me 90% of all his money.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:34 PM (gofDd)

282

267,

The army has work to do. Teh Won thinks there's 57 now.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 06:35 PM (AMYl0)

283 I need therapy after the grandmother/grandson article. WHY?!?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby, Dept of Redundancy Dept at April 29, 2010 06:35 PM (yfJ6g)

284 So is it Cray-tos or Craw-tos?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2010 06:36 PM (z/3mi)

285

it's because of her eyebrows. She doesn't groom them.

I hate plucking my brows because it makes my eyes water real bad. I wasn't in the habit of shaping them, but they don't look like caterpillars over my eyes. But I have kinda gotten addicted to threading to shape them.

I didn't start plucking til about 15 years ago.  I inherited my mom's hairy ape eyebrows and finally got enough dignity to care what I looked like.  Plucking's not so bad after awhile.  Nice thing about menopause is you must stop plucking at some point cause they're finally not growing back.

Posted by: katya at April 29, 2010 06:36 PM (TKyAu)

286

"I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

 I DARE him to say this in front of an audience of his entertainment industry pals...Oprah, Sean Penn, Jay-Z, Tiger, etc.


He doesn't mean THEM.  Especially not the Oprahs, Jay-Zs, Tigers, Beyonces, Tikis, etc.  And Penn's best buds with Hugo Chavez, so he's cool despite his melanin deficiency.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 29, 2010 06:37 PM (OkT2m)

287 Oh, & I've seen the pics of the NCIS crew shooting scenes @ Malibu. Looks beautiful, as I've always heard is the case. Is it worth visiting? 

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 06:37 PM (yfJ6g)

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 06:38 PM (afj4W)

289 Barry can fuck himself.  The prepared remarks are just as bad: "We don’t want to stop them[Wall Street firms - J] from fulfilling their  responsibility to help grow our economy."  Wait, so the responsibility of a company is to help grow 'our' economy?  Silly me, I thought it was to make money for their owners. I need to go to bed before I work myself up.  More.  Stupid hippies.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at April 29, 2010 06:38 PM (Jnxue)

290 Miss80s get back to the lesson plans, it's only Thursday.

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 06:39 PM (gxpfq)

291 280 Jinx!

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 06:39 PM (yfJ6g)

292 284 So is it Cray-tos or Craw-tos?

The former.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 06:39 PM (c0A3e)

293 OK, I'm taking a break for a couple of hours.  Going to hit the treadmill and catch up on some episodes of 24.  After a day like today, it'll be nice to see a world where good guys kick some butt and there's a sane American president.

Posted by: Mayday at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (TRgli)

294 Oh, & I've seen the pics of the NCIS crew shooting scenes @ Malibu. Looks beautiful, as I've always heard is the case. Is it worth visiting? No, Man, the sheriff is a fascist.

Posted by: The Dude at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (SwkdU)

295 Makes my joy at being reunited with the Blade of Olympus seem almost normal in comparison.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 11:33 PM (c0A3e)

Welcome back! I hope you survived with everthing still intact. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: conscious and saying I don't call 911 at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (YVZlY)

296
Wtf, Monty is a Cob Logger now?  Took long enough, Ace.  sheesh

Hello, beautiful ladies and hopeless losers. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (N35BJ)

297

Re: Chevy/ VW

Back in eighth grade, my dream was to put a Chevy small block 350 into a Chevy Luv mini pickup.  Later, I saw an article about one.  Very fast vehicle.  Cool looking too.  From the outside, the only notable things were nice wheels and tires, sidepipes, and curious rows of louvers cut into the hood (for extra cooling).

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (ajjrO)

298 274 It's a unibrow Count.

Posted by: mpfs, peces senora de Pablo palos at April 29, 2010 11:31 PM (QuP9W)

Heh.  I was thinking more of the drawn-in kind that arch up about 1/2 inch or more above the browline.  Can't figure out the geometry.  The part nearest the nose looks like real eyebrow hair, but the mid-arch and on towards the ear looks Sharpie'd on.  Is that what some some do - shave off half of each eyebrow?

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (2g2ex)

299 I can safely assume that King Barry doesn't think Algore is making too much money in spite of this story

Al Gore buys 9 million dollar mansion with sea view in Montecito CA


The couple spent $8,875,000 on an ocean-view villa on 1.5 acres with a swimming pool, spa and fountains, a real estate source familiar with the deal confirms. The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:40 PM (sYxEE)

300

Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus)

You're back! Good trip?? Soul intact?

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 06:41 PM (afj4W)

301 I dream of Jeannie. Nightly. Kinda NSFW.

Posted by: Monty at April 29, 2010 11:31 PM (O3eFQ)

Bless you Monty.  BUNK!

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:41 PM (2g2ex)

302

290 Miss80s get back to the lesson plans, it's only Thursday.

I'm actually completely finished, except for the 5 optional things I've decided to do. Besides, got a 98% in that class.

 

 

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 06:42 PM (yfJ6g)

303 Is that what some some do - shave off half of each eyebrow?

It seems to be a black and Latina thing to shave/wax off the entire brow and pencil it in.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:42 PM (gofDd)

304 For the ladies: $250 will buy you a pair of Crack Whore High Fashion Jeans.

Posted by: DelD at April 29, 2010 06:42 PM (eWtdM)

305 Oh joy, today Mayor Tony announced that LA is boycotting Arizona

I guess Mayor Tony got that huge budget disaster fixed


When do we get with the counter-boycott, as in boycotting the boycotters

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:43 PM (sYxEE)

306 six fireplaces

Gore owes me a new irony meter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2010 06:43 PM (z/3mi)

307

Hello, beautiful ladies and hopeless losers. 

Flattery gets you everywhre!

Posted by: laceyunderalls -- now with 10% more lace! at April 29, 2010 06:43 PM (afj4W)

308 I demand equal time to counter Monty's attack on the town drunk community!

Posted by: Shooter from Hickory Indiana at April 29, 2010 06:44 PM (8OTio)

309 Did you say "plucking"? (I hope so.)

Posted by: the chicken at April 29, 2010 06:44 PM (ocax6)

310 #295  Welcome back! I hope you survived with everthing still intact. IYKWIMAITYD.

Everything of mine is still intact.  Even though I couldn't bring my literal weapons with me, the Bitch Goddess forgot about my most powerful weapon - hope.

/Seriously, my trip was a blast and hanging out with Rum was freaking awesome!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 06:44 PM (c0A3e)

311

Some unibrows can look lovely, especially when they're coupled with a really beautiful smile.

http://tinyurl.com/24etafm

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 06:44 PM (AMYl0)

312 Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 11:43 PM (sYxEE)

I want to punch Tony Villar in the face. I hate that man.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:44 PM (gofDd)

313 The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.

What is Algore going to do with six fireplaces? Doesn't that destroy his precious trees and pour all sorts of carbon into the air?

Do those nine bathrooms have the water stingy toilets?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:45 PM (sYxEE)

314 "I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

To Obamao and all his Marxist pals, $250K is some magic amount of money -- over which you are considered super-duper rich.

Well, here's a modest proposal for them:

All lib politicians, all their political supporters, all those who advocate the expansion of the welfare state, all those who advocate hiking other people's taxes and confiscation of their property, while they are free to offer up more of their own, be limited to $250K of total net worth throughout their entire lives. Every penny, above and beyond will be confiscated and handed over to Uncle Nanny Sam in the name of social justice.

All the others, who feel it's a right to keep what you've earned, and do not advocate taking from others to appease their own broken consciences, will be allowed to make as much as they damn well please, and live as comfortably, and happily as they can from the fruits of their own labors.

Posted by: little evil at April 29, 2010 06:45 PM (nF2po)

315 hi Kratos, welcome back to the world of soul-possessors
hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 06:46 PM (tJ4Ym)

316

Besides, got a 98% in that class.

Slacker. The soft bigotry of low expectations. (k)

Posted by: 48%er at April 29, 2010 06:46 PM (gxpfq)

317 Sharks win. Pretty good game.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2010 06:46 PM (z/3mi)

318 311

Some unibrows can look lovely, especially when they're coupled with a really beautiful smile.

http://tinyurl.com/24etafm

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 11:44 PM (AMYl0)

Oh shit!  I would guess her name is Cyclops.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:47 PM (2g2ex)

319 I guess we could say, Kratos has soul!

ba-doom-ching

thanks, I'm here all night

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 06:47 PM (tJ4Ym)

320 that's another 1:07 I won't get back.

Posted by: jmb at April 29, 2010 06:47 PM (c8K1F)

321 It's also odd how Hollywood's profits are fine and not evil profits.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 06:47 PM (ocax6)

322 So, the City of Austin is considering a resolution boycotting all business with the state of Arizona:

"First and foremost, we want to ensure that we are not exposing city employees to risk by sending them into an uncertain and potentially hostile environment in Arizona. Second, we want to send a loud and clear message to the State of Arizona that our community stands in vehement opposition to racial discrimination in any form."

Here is the email I sent to the Mayor:

"Mayor Leffingwell:

Pleased be advised that should you and the council pass the resolution boycotting business with the state of Arizona, then I will in return boycott the city of Austin. I am a resident of Leander, but my family and I spend a considerable amount of time and money in Austin proper.

We will send a very clear message that we do not support a city government which engages in preference and bias at the expense of law and order.

Please busy yourself with the task of running the city of Austin and keep political opinions, particularly those of which are not your concern, out of the business of the city of Austin."


Here is the link to the email contact for the Mayor.

In case you're bored.


Evening, all.


Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 06:47 PM (iBTj9)

323

#308

Preach it brother!

Posted by: Otis from Mayberry at April 29, 2010 06:48 PM (8OTio)

324 Wow. I threw up a little in my mouth watching the hippies, but when I got to Phil & Pearl it became full-blown projectile. Ugh.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 29, 2010 06:48 PM (554T5)

325 Hey, big boy. I'll keep an eye out for you.

Posted by: Cyclops at April 29, 2010 06:49 PM (ocax6)

326

Did y'all catch the full, open-mouth kiss that BHO planted on Lindsey Graham today?

When is he up for de-election?

 

Posted by: RINO KOD at April 29, 2010 06:49 PM (d7Px0)

327 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2010 06:49 PM (K0vnr)

328 "I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

Well, these are the same people who defend execrable concepts like the death tax on the basis of "preventing an oligarchy of the rich" - of course it is just understood that government taxing the rich upon their death will somehow lead to this egalitarian utopia

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 06:50 PM (tJ4Ym)

329 I create jobs.  Just ask Barney and the bootlegger.

Posted by: Otis from Mayberry at April 29, 2010 06:50 PM (8OTio)

330 #319  ba-doom-ching

thanks, I'm here all night

lol, consider a new career chemjeff?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 06:50 PM (c0A3e)

331 321 It's also odd how Hollywood's profits are fine and not evil profits.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 11:47 PM

Those "The More You Know" type PSA's about saving the planet by using less electricity never tell you to turn the TV off once in a while, do they

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:50 PM (sYxEE)

332 325 Hey, big boy. I'll keep an eye out for you.

Posted by: Cyclops at April 29, 2010 11:49 PM (ocax6)

Likewise.

Posted by: Flying Purple People Eater at April 29, 2010 06:50 PM (YVZlY)

333 Those "The More You Know" type PSA's about saving the planet by using less electricity never tell you to turn the TV off once in a while, do they

The closest I've seen are the ones that tell you to put down the video games and go run around outside because we're all fatties.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:51 PM (gofDd)

334 Yeah. I've got to call it a night too. Especially with Canadian tax forms due tomorrow and I've got to make the list claiming all of you as dependents. Night.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 06:52 PM (ocax6)

335 I agree with Shooter and Otis.  Monty is all wet.

Posted by: Chris Mathews at April 29, 2010 06:53 PM (8OTio)

336 I'm out of here to try to sleep off my rage at president SOB.

Posted by: Scott J. at April 29, 2010 06:53 PM (lEy1j)

337 #331  Those "The More You Know" type PSA's about saving the planet by using less electricity never tell you to turn the TV off once in a while, do they.

Nope.  I loved the "green" Earth Day magazine on the Delta flight too.  They also didn't tell me to fly less.

/Loved flying out to Anaheim on Earth Day.  Suck it, Gaia, you destructive bitch!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 06:53 PM (c0A3e)

338 All right, I made it to 49:04 of the hippies. Let's see some bastard beat that.

Mind... totally... destroyed.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 06:53 PM (T7G3R)

339 A pretty large majority of Americans polled support what AZ has done

A counter-boycott would have them curled up into little balls, especially tourism dependant cities like LA, SF, and NY

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 06:54 PM (sYxEE)

340 321 It's also odd how Hollywood's profits are fine and not evil profits.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2010 11:47 PM (ocax6)


Everything liberals do is good, because they vote the correct way.
So: Child rapists who vote liberal are worthy of compassion for their sickness.
But: Child rapists who vote conservative are evil monsters who deserve only the 9th level of hell.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 06:55 PM (tJ4Ym)

341 "I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

I guess in a very left-handed way (pardon the pun) we've gotta give Baracky a smidgen of credit for a sliver of honesty: dude is a certified commie, and makes no bones about it.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 29, 2010 06:55 PM (554T5)

342 Those "The More You Know" type PSA's about saving the planet by using less electricity never tell you to turn the TV off once in a while, do they

The boy was playing games on PBS Kids and got into some Eco Nazi game where you had to choose which item was more "green". He got to a selection between playing cards or getting the latest cool new toy. Hell, he's 5, he picked the cool toy. The game responded with "No, that's not correct. Playing cards is more green. You wouldn't want to hurt the planet just to be popular, would you?"

That's when I pulled the plug. Which is more green now, motherfucker?

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 06:55 PM (iBTj9)

343 The closest I've seen are the ones that tell you to put down the video games and go run around outside because we're all fatties.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 11:51 PM

Then run right back in, sit your ass down on the couch and watch Must See TV

Posted by: NBC, the more you know, the more we blow at April 29, 2010 06:56 PM (sYxEE)

344 Suck it, Gaia, you destructive bitch!


Hmmmm....  Expert testimony that you can be a Bitch and a Goddess at the same time.  

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2010 06:57 PM (4y0YU)

345 The game responded with "No, that's not correct. Playing cards is more green. You wouldn't want to hurt the planet just to be popular, would you?"

That's when I pulled the plug. Which is more green now, motherfucker?
Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 11:55 PM

That is highly irregular, Dave

Posted by: Hal 9000, the Green Goon at April 29, 2010 06:58 PM (sYxEE)

346 I guess in a very left-handed way (pardon the pun) we've gotta give Baracky a smidgen of credit for a sliver of honesty: dude is a certified commie, and makes no bones about it.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 29, 2010 11:55 PM (554T5)

And unfortunately the MSM doesn't call him on it.

Posted by: conscious and increasingly incoherent at April 29, 2010 06:58 PM (YVZlY)

347 322   mpur, thanks for the link.  Hizzoner now has a piece of my mind.

Posted by: Count de Monet, mourning his ruined life caused by the daughter of feminist hippies at April 29, 2010 06:59 PM (2g2ex)

348 Actually, 30 Rock got some good jabs in at NBC last week. Baldwin said something to the effect of, "NBC, home of the biggest loser." I know he was referring to the show but it just played out right.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 06:59 PM (gofDd)

349 Bad thing about being back is getting re-connected to the political nonsense. 

I did see Michael Moore's horrifying visage on CNN at the hotel bar and a stupid bumper sticker "Make Gloves, Not War", but that was it.

And to hell with Crist for running as an independent, not that anybody didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:00 PM (c0A3e)

350 The game responded with "No, that's not correct. Playing cards is more green. You wouldn't want to hurt the planet just to be popular, would you?"

The kid can play cards, become addicted to gambling, and spend half his life in a lit up Vegas casino

His life will be a wreck, but for now he'll be green

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 07:00 PM (sYxEE)

351 Oh, it also helps if you are a member of a victim class.

So: Child rapists who vote conservative, but who are black/brown/gay/women/transgendered/"Q"/disabled are still worthy of compassion because clearly their crime and their votes for the wrong people stem from the same sickness worthy of compassion.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 07:00 PM (tJ4Ym)

352 And unfortunately the MSM doesn't call him on it.

Hell, 3/4 of them pray to the ghosts of Lenin and Marx. No surprise, there.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 29, 2010 07:01 PM (554T5)

353

316 Slacker. The soft bigotry of low expectations. (k)

Would it be seriously wrong if I said the perfectionist in me was disappointed? Plus: Every student I interviewed said that they dislike Ms Confusing Prof & don't understand her at all. In fact, several students are dropping out of the program because of her. Ouch.

337 #331 Someone's excited.  

 

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 07:02 PM (yfJ6g)

354 Members of the Alliance to Develop Power took over the lobbies of two banks today and demanded houses and union jobs while chanting “Bust up! Big banks!” and “People power!”. Police calmly escorted them out after 30 minutes and they proceeded to do the same thing to another bank. Of course the media is silent about this which just goes to show how much leftists get a pass on violence and intimidation.

But they were "mostly peaceful", so shut up teabaggers

Posted by: The MSM at April 29, 2010 07:02 PM (sYxEE)

355 328 "I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

Well, these are the same people who defend execrable concepts like the death tax on the basis of "preventing an oligarchy of the rich" - of course it is just understood that government taxing the rich upon their death will somehow lead to this egalitarian utopia

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 11:50 PM (tJ4Ym)

That's the problem with leftys. They never think things out. So, let's say I think I made enough money. Then what? I close my doors and cease operations? What about my employees? Do I say "you have made enough too"?

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:03 PM (F09Uo)

356

I miss the Forties, although I was never there.

Me too, and I'm now a Cyd Charisse fan, having spent the last 15 minutes seeing videos and reading about her. 

She said her husband could tell who she had been dancing with that day on an MGM set. If she came home covered with bruises on her, it was the very physically-demanding Gene Kelly, if not it was the smooth and agile Fred Astaire.

The censors were always there when I was on the set. When I was held up, in a lift [in Deep in My Heart (1954)], they were up on ladders to see if I was properly covered.

My Lord, how we've changed.  Now the "stars" of the day, Lohan or Britney or others, go without underwear and hope they'll be photographed. 

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 29, 2010 07:03 PM (MzTRc)

357

#351

Don't forget orange.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at April 29, 2010 07:04 PM (8OTio)

358 2 I've finally found the perfect vacation spot for the Moronettes! ---------- I thought Alextopia was going to be in Detroit.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 29, 2010 07:04 PM (LD+ZJ)

359 That's the problem with leftys. They never think things out. So, let's say I think I made enough money. Then what? I close my doors and cease operations? What about my employees? Do I say "you have made enough too"?

Well then they just look to the government for help.  Because the government is an omnipotent God-like figure of never-ending grace.

Or so sayeth the liberal true believer.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 07:04 PM (tJ4Ym)

360 mpur, thanks for the link.  Hizzoner now has a piece of my mind.

Cool.

It would be awesome if he got emails from all over the country (or world) stating that they will be changing their summer vacation plans should Austin adopt this resolution. (Hint, hint, morons)

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 07:06 PM (iBTj9)

361 Because the government is an omnipotent God-like figure of never-ending grace.

Or so sayeth the liberal true believer.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 30, 2010 12:04 AM (tJ4Ym)

Truth be known, the Government is just another big dumb animal.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:07 PM (F09Uo)

362 #360  It would be awesome if he got emails from all over the country (or world) stating that they will be changing their summer vacation plans should Austin adopt this resolution. (Hint, hint, morons)

Forgive me, but can you give a moron some f'in knowledge?  I've kind of been out of the loop.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:08 PM (c0A3e)

363 Another thought on the forties and fifties, music-wise.  I've recently discovered the wonderful volcalization and harmony of Peggy Lee, The Andrews Sisters, The Mills Brothers, The Ink Spots, and Dinah Washington.  Great stuff.  The playlist of them on my iPod gets quite a workout.

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 29, 2010 07:08 PM (MzTRc)

364 See it's a clever scheme really.  The lefties tax the productive businesses into oblivion, and so when the taxes get too high and the businesses close their doors, making all the workers unemployed, the lefties use it as an "indictment of capitalism" and then say "see, we have all of these unemployed workers, who, THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN, are now penniless - WE NEED government to take care of them because the big bad evil businesses wont!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 07:08 PM (tJ4Ym)

365

She said her husband could tell who she had been dancing with that day on an MGM set. If she came home covered with bruises on her, it was the very physically-demanding Gene Kelly, if not it was the smooth and agile Fred Astaire.


I've always loved Fred Astaire over Gene Kelly. Astaire just seemed more like the guy next door you could have a beer with.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:08 PM (gofDd)

366

Crist would be the first Oompa-Loompa in the Senate.

Historic!

Posted by: Randy Quaid at April 29, 2010 07:09 PM (KXW8j)

367 If we boycott Arizona 45.7% of the barrio will vote for the well coifed Romney/ T-Paw ticket!

Posted by: HewittMedvedRove at April 29, 2010 07:09 PM (8OTio)

368 Forgive me, but can you give a moron some f'in knowledge?  I've kind of been out of the loop.

See my post at 322.

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 07:09 PM (iBTj9)

369 I think GAIAM gonna be sick.

Posted by: ronsfi at April 29, 2010 07:09 PM (G9/8V)

370 So, would my nic be "Señorita a Bebé en los años ochenta"?

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 07:11 PM (yfJ6g)

371 I loved the "green" Earth Day magazine on the Delta flight too.  They also didn't tell me to fly less.


I just bought a plane ticket, and after they took my money they gave me a link to give the Nature Conservatancy more of my money to atone for the sin of flying.  As if.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 29, 2010 07:11 PM (OkT2m)

372 When anyone tells me that don't pay enough taxes, I ask them to hand me their wallets. It hits the fan when I start stuffing the cash into my pocket. Now I also ask what the credit limit is on their cards. Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 29, 2010 07:12 PM (bZW6t)

373

Posted by: Charlie Crist at April 30, 2010 12:04 AM (8OTio)

It's ok Charlie. You're a lib (and gay, right?) so you're already a protected class.

Now back to the Chocolate Factory, you p.o.s.!

Posted by: little evil at April 29, 2010 07:13 PM (nF2po)

374 I really think we need a "burn a tire" day.  Seriously.
Or at least "burn a giant stack of trash".

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 07:13 PM (tJ4Ym)

375 370 So, would my nic be "Señorita a Bebé en los años ochenta"?

¡Si!

Posted by: La guerra entre los estados no-muertos at April 29, 2010 07:14 PM (T7G3R)

376

Cyd Charisse real name was Tula Finklea. Her family owned a well-known jewelry store up in Amarillo.

I was always told that she was Jewish, but she wasn't until she converted when she married Tony Martin. The story I heard from my friend in Amarillo was that her mom's family was.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 07:14 PM (KXW8j)

377 374 I really think we need a "burn a tire" day.  Seriously.

Oh I'm on it, honey.

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at April 29, 2010 07:14 PM (T7G3R)

378

Regarding JFK, I feel no closer to him that I do to John Kerry.  I started out as a kid holding him in high regard.  The more I found out the less I liked him.

If you haven't read it yet, check out Seymour Hersh's controversial biography, The Dark Side Of Camelot.  Even if half of it is true, Tiger Woods looks like a piker.

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 29, 2010 07:15 PM (MzTRc)

379 I really think we need a "burn a tire" day.  Seriously.
Or at least "burn a giant stack of trash".

"I celebrated Earth Day by roasting a couple of spotted owls over a stack of burning tires."  Jay Leno

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 07:15 PM (iBTj9)

380 #368  "First and foremost, we want to ensure that we are not exposing city employees to risk by sending them into an uncertain and potentially hostile environment in Arizona. Second, we want to send a loud and clear message to the State of Arizona that our community stands in vehement opposition to racial discrimination in any form."

Racial discrimination - enforcing immigration law.  What the hell is wrong with Austin?  It's a sanctuary city, isn't it?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:15 PM (c0A3e)

381 Just read where Duncan Hunter supports deporting American-born kids of illegals.

HUNTER FOR PRESIDENT!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:16 PM (1fanL)

382

365 I've always loved Fred Astaire over Gene Kelly. Astaire just seemed more like the guy next door you could have a beer with.

I've always hear they were both pretty good people, though with demanding work-ethics.

My fave Gene Kelly segment, with Donald O'Connor:

Moses Supposes

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 07:16 PM (yfJ6g)

383 If you haven't read it yet, check out Seymour Hersh's controversial biography

Problem is, Hersch is a self-admitted liar.

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 07:17 PM (iBTj9)

384

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 11:47 PM (iBTj9)

OK, I sent them a letter.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:17 PM (F09Uo)

385

#378

Tiger woods IS a piker.

Posted by: Wilt the STILT at April 29, 2010 07:17 PM (8OTio)

386 374 I really think we need a "burn a tire" day.  Seriously.
Or at least "burn a giant stack of trash".
Posted by: chemjeff at April 30, 2010 12:13 AM

Or light a fire in all six of the fireplaces in Algore's new mansion

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 07:17 PM (sYxEE)

387 If you haven't read it yet, check out Seymour Hersh's controversial biography, The Dark Side Of Camelot.

Also A Question of Character.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:17 PM (T7G3R)

388 Racial discrimination - enforcing immigration law.  What the hell is wrong with Austin?  It's a sanctuary city, isn't it?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 12:15 AM (c0A3e)

Austin is a typical collidge town.  And it's the capitol, so lots of gummint employees.  A tiny blue dot in the vast red ocean of Texas.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:17 PM (1fanL)

389 So I was Googling "ochenta y cinco" to make sure my Spanish is correct and this popped up from Urban Dictionary:

What Chad Johnson would have changed his last name to if he wasn't such a dumb grill-mouthed n*gger.

I added the asterisk.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:18 PM (gofDd)

390 What the hell is wrong with Austin?

Fuckers have always thought they're really sticking it to us by running a little mini-Frisco in the ultimate red state. The city should be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:19 PM (T7G3R)

391 so are we still supposed to be using our spanish nicks?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 07:20 PM (tJ4Ym)

392 I added the asterisk.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 30, 2010 12:18 AM (gofDd)

The Urban Dictionary is keepin' it real.  You aren't discriminating against urban culture, are you?  That'd make you a raacist.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:20 PM (1fanL)

393
Oh I'm on it, honey.
Posted by: Winnie Mandela


Fucking awesome pull.  God I love you morons.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:20 PM (N35BJ)

394

#390

I've started with the coyotes.

Posted by: Rick Perry at April 29, 2010 07:20 PM (8OTio)

395 Moses Supposes

Singing in the Rain!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:21 PM (gofDd)

396 Racial discrimination - enforcing immigration law.  What the hell is wrong with Austin?  It's a sanctuary city, isn't it?

Yep. Although they're more concerned with the homeless cluttering up the place than illegals. The city does run a couple of day laborer sites. Also got involved in a dust up with Home Depot because HD was running off day laborers loitering on their property.

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 29, 2010 07:21 PM (iBTj9)

397 391 so are we still supposed to be using our spanish nicks?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 30, 2010 12:20 AM (tJ4Ym)

I missed the changeover, I just thought Ace got himself another 16-year-old Guatemalan civil-war bride and we were showing him deference.

Yeah, why are we doing this?

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (F09Uo)

398 Obama has nominated three Keynesians (Socialists) to the Fed Board

Janet Yellen, 63 
President, Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco 
Prior Positions: Professor, University of California, Berkeley; Chair , White House Council of Economic Advisers; Governor, Federal Reserve Board 
Education: Yale , Ph.D. (Economics); Brown , B.A. (Economics)
Academic Interests: Unemployment and labor markets; monetary and fiscal policies; international trade and investment policy.

Peter Diamond, turns 70 on Thursday 
Professor, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Prior positions: Professor, University of California, Berkeley 
Education: MIT, Ph.D. (Economics); Yale , B.A. (Mathematics)
Academic Interests: Social Security, pensions, taxation.

Sarah Bloom Raskin, 49 
Maryland Commissioner of Financial Regulation (Aug 2007 to present) 
Prior positions: Managing Director, Promontory Financial Group; General Counsel, Worldwide Retail Exchange; General Counsel, Columbia Energy Services Corp; Counsel, Senate Banking Committee; Staff, Federal Reserve Bank of New York; Staff, Congress's Joint Economic Committee 
Education: Harvard Law School, J.D.; Amherst , B.A. (Economics).


Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (sYxEE)

399 #390  Fuckers have always thought they're really sticking it to us by running a little mini-Frisco in the ultimate red state. The city should be nuked from orbit.

Or it should fall into chaos.  Few cities are safe from the upcoming debt tsunami it seems.  Not even the little capital city of PA, Harrisburg.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (c0A3e)

400

375 370 That took 1 Spanish dictionary & textbook. 2yrs of college Spanish didn't do much for me. Perhaps it was because I took NT Greek in HS.

/Stuck on italics.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (yfJ6g)

401 The add with Crist and Obama is pretty sickening. They look like they're about to engage in some heavy kissing.

Posted by: Jane at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (B/WwP)

402 God, I've become weak since I left the infantry. I made it up to the title and bailed. I saw "Rainbow Spirit: From the Heart of the Fire" and had a pretentiousness and self-righteousness overload/attack.

Don't we have some nukes lying around somewhere for shit like this?

Posted by: Bitsko at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (8/KZN)

403

I have missed SO much news and info because of this new job of mine!  So now Christ is a turncoat????  And since Drunkard Teddy died, there are windfarms going in off the coast of drunk-ass Mass???

 

Having a job (2 now actually which probably makes me a greedy fkn racist) really crimps my style and prevents me from keeping up on the news of the day.  Though the purple-shirts should be happy that I'm paying for union labor now.....  Fkn slow-ass wanna-be workers.

 

I hate not knowing specifically about how the Obamas and Reids and Pelosis of the world are screwing me over, but with all our efforts, we can send them to their own special section of Hell soon!!!

 

Keep up the pressure, the liars will fold soon.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (57AVG)

404 Singin' in the Rain is one of the greatest fucking movies ever. The more you know about the early sound era, the funnier it is.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:22 PM (T7G3R)

405

45:13 I have to admit, the last five minutes or so was barely endurable. Bronson-esqe, eh. Excuse me, I must fetch something from my kitchen.

(CLANK, CLANK, clank, clank, clank clank. Rummaginging noise. clank, clank, clank clank, CLANK, CLANK.)

OK, I'm back. What were we talking about?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2010 07:23 PM (Bdp+w)

406 The Urban Dictionary is keepin' it real.  You aren't discriminating against urban culture, are you?  That'd make you a raacist.

Heh, I say to anyone calling me a racist (for reelz, I mean): BITE ME.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:23 PM (gofDd)

407 so are we still supposed to be using our spanish nicks?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (iBTj9)

408

so are we still supposed to be using our spanish nicks?

So am I doin' this right?

 

Posted by: Tierra de Leakin at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (AMYl0)

409 Home De(POT).....Pol (POT)/////coincidence?  I think not. 

Posted by: Carhles Johansonnn at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (8OTio)

410

322 Just how dare Austin TX oppose Arizona's new law when the cities in the border states are all under siege from la reconquista.  That two-bit, one pony, hippie infested town gets more like Berkeley every year.

Posted by: Cuenta de Monet, still giving hippies the stinkl eye at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (2g2ex)

411 Posted by: Rick Perry at April 30, 2010 12:20 AM (8OTio)

Meh. Come talk to me when you've bagged one from a chopper.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (nF2po)

412

Good evening people in my computer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (RZ8pf)

413 Funniest sign I ever saw a homeless guy holding was in Austin:  STRESS RELIEF: CUSS ME OUT FOR A QUARTER.

Those homeless people in Austin were really creative.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:24 PM (1fanL)

414 So now Christ is a turncoat????

Um... YEAH! Total turncoat! He's taken every last one of you for a ride! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Judas Iscariot at April 29, 2010 07:25 PM (T7G3R)

415 So now Christ is a turncoat????

um...you really spelled that wrong...

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 07:25 PM (tJ4Ym)

416

Good evening people in my computer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 12:24 AM (RZ8pf)

Good evening, Girl in my fantasies.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:25 PM (1fanL)

417

Jesus, sweet Jesus, I am so disgusted by the grandma/grandson story that I may not be able to go on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)

418

The Andy Griffith Show. Best sitcom ever?

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass in a Leopard Snuggie at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (Ks4nX)

419 Fuckers have always thought they're really sticking it to us by running a little mini-Frisco in the ultimate red state. The city should be nuked from orbit.

Give a moron some warning first!

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (iBTj9)

420 Singin' in the Rain is one of the greatest fucking movies ever.

+100

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (gofDd)

421 Hi PGiS, how was your evening affair?

Posted by: quimica jefe at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (tJ4Ym)

422 PGiS, I'd get in your computer anytime.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (T7G3R)

423 404 Singin' in the Rain is one of the greatest fucking movies ever. The more you know about the early sound era, the funnier it is.

Interesting.  Only thing I know about SitR is that John Woo used it as inspiration for the dance/gun-play moves seen in such word as Face/Off.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:26 PM (c0A3e)

424 Singin' in the Rain is one of the greatest fucking movies ever.

A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest fucking movies ever.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:28 PM (1fanL)

425 422 PGiS, I'd get in your computer anytime.

It's a trap!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:28 PM (c0A3e)

426 Funniest sign I ever saw a homeless guy holding was in Austin:  STRESS RELIEF: CUSS ME OUT FOR A QUARTER.

Those homeless people in Austin were really creative.

Funniest one I saw wasn't from a homeless person but a college student:

"Pissed away the money Dad sent me to go home for Christmas. Please help!!!"

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:28 PM (iBTj9)

427

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 12:24 AM (RZ8pf)

Wait. I thought you were Arrogant? What happened? I love Arrogant!

 

Posted by: Tierra de Leakin at April 29, 2010 07:28 PM (AMYl0)

428 Give a moron some warning first!

Don't worry. I've devised a program to biometrically identify and beam out all Morons and Moronettes moments before launch.

Posted by: Mister Spock at April 29, 2010 07:28 PM (T7G3R)

429

I can’t deal. Can someone re-cap the topics of the evening so far for me?

 

Grazie!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:28 PM (RZ8pf)

430 Oh noes! The celebrities are siding with the illegals!

Why am I NOT surprised?

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:29 PM (gofDd)

431

#418

Help me counter the anti drunkard bigot Monty!!!

Posted by: Otis in Mayberry at April 29, 2010 07:29 PM (8OTio)

432

Yeah, Christ was not a turncoat. Judas yes. Crist yes. Christ? Epic no.

 

Posted by: Tierra de Leakin at April 29, 2010 07:29 PM (AMYl0)

433 A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest fucking movies ever.

Of course it is; it has "Singin' in the Rain".

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:29 PM (T7G3R)

434

The Andy Griffith Show. Best sitcom ever?

Top 5.  I like Green Acres for Best Sitcom of that era.

Posted by: Cuenta de Monet, still giving hippies the stinkl eye at April 29, 2010 07:30 PM (2g2ex)

435

I can’t deal. Can someone re-cap the topics of the evening so far for me?

 

Grazie!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 12:28 AM (RZ8pf)

Boobiez n shoez.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:30 PM (1fanL)

436 Fuckers have always thought they're really sticking it to us by running a little mini-Frisco in the ultimate red state. The city should be nuked from orbit.

No shit, constantly telling in that special smug way of theirs to keep austin weird man. No, fuck you, nuke austin from orbit man.

Posted by: koopy en espaol es koopy at April 29, 2010 07:30 PM (ctR4U)

437

Oh yeah...and I live in Hippie-central, NC.  Known as the "Paris of the Piedmont."  Worthless lazy patchoulie-smellin' fools.  Once the full force of gubmint breaks down, these idiots will be helpless and worthless.  Askin' for their fkn Obama money. 

 

Our tax dollars.  Paying for incompetant fools to live on our dimes while we pay their tab.  You should see these idiots hanging out in the park all business day long hooping their hula and whatnot.  I think I have figured out why they can't pay their damn bills.  Must mean I'm a racist.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 07:30 PM (57AVG)

438

I thought Debbie Does Dallas was the greatest fucking movie ever.

Posted by: Cuenta de Monet, still giving hippies the stinkl eye at April 29, 2010 07:31 PM (2g2ex)

439 Looked like an Ironman 2 trailer to me and I made it all the way through. hehe

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 29, 2010 07:31 PM (6AlOO)

440

U.N. Elects Iran to Commission on Women's Rights

http://bit.ly/a8mAQv

Without fanfare, the United Nations this week elected Iran to its Commission on the Status of Women, handing a four-year seat on the influential human rights body to a theocratic state in which stoning is enshrined in law and lashings are required for women judged "immodest."

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:31 PM (F09Uo)

441 I can’t deal. Can someone re-cap the topics of the evening so far for me?

A hippie grandmother and grandson got down and dirty on top of the grave of Cyd Charisse after singing a folk version of "Singin' in the Rain'" for 110 minutes.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:31 PM (T7G3R)

442 A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest fucking movies ever.

Of course it is; it has "Singin' in the Rain".

And every time I hear "Singin' in the Rain," I think of Alex kicking the shit out of that old man.  The movie conditions you just like Alex got conditioned.  Good stuff.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:31 PM (1fanL)

443

My brother and sister-in-law and I watched Singin' in the Rain and then Sunset Boulevard the other night.  Best and most tv I've watched in years.

Cyd and Gene.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 07:32 PM (oSrBX)

444 so are we still supposed to be using our spanish nicks?


s☺mej☼se  ?      (not in my Areikkka damn it!)

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2010 07:32 PM (4y0YU)

445
Oh noes! The celebrities are siding with the illegals!

Well yeah, who else are they going to get to be their maids and lawnworkers for $2 a day?

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:32 PM (N35BJ)

446 I hate Austin. I have a close friend who lives in Lakeway. When I visit we avoid it. Now that they've done this I'll make sure I don't spend any money there.

Posted by: Jane at April 29, 2010 07:32 PM (B/WwP)

447

Lindsey Does the DNC was more my speed.

Posted by: Carrot Crist at April 29, 2010 07:32 PM (8OTio)

448

The book fair was a success. And I threw together a Disaster Preparedness display this afternoon so I could edumacate some more folks about the need to be prepared.

 

I had to stay late and count the money from the book fair. It was painful, math is hard.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:32 PM (RZ8pf)

449

404 Singin' in the Rain is one of the greatest fucking movies ever. The more you know about the early sound era, the funnier it is.

It's the greatest parody of the transition from silents to talkies. Jean Hagen (as Lina Lamont) is hysterically funny.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 07:33 PM (yfJ6g)

450 PGiS,

Fuck Obama, eyebrow grooming, telling Greenies to fuck off, China real estate bubble and stupid people against AZ's new law.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:33 PM (gofDd)

451 Not thrilled that there is only an "e" keeping the Spanish nic from being offensive.

Posted by: Cuenta de Monet, still giving hippies the stink eye at April 29, 2010 07:34 PM (2g2ex)

452

I had to stay late and count the money from the book fair. It was painful, math is hard.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 12:32 AM (RZ8pf)

*pats head* It's ok honey, you just get those shoes off and get to bakin' something.  Daddy'll take care of those mean ol' numbers.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:34 PM (1fanL)

453

El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego

The white devil with blue eyes in San Diego? Did I get that right?  

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:34 PM (RZ8pf)

454

450,

And Victorian nudie calendars.

 

Posted by: Tierra de Leakin at April 29, 2010 07:34 PM (AMYl0)

455 45:13 I have to admit, the last five minutes or so was barely endurable.

I still lead at 49:04. Anyone else wanna risk their sanity?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:35 PM (T7G3R)

456

I had to stay late and count the money from the book fair. It was painful, math is hard.


That was my favorite part of working at the dance studio! I loved counting up how much money I'd raked in during they day.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:35 PM (gofDd)

457

451

Gross!

Posted by: Carrot Crist at April 29, 2010 07:35 PM (8OTio)

458 453

El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego

The white devil with blue eyes in San Diego? Did I get that right?  

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 12:34 AM (RZ8pf)

Yep! Good job PGiS 

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:35 PM (F09Uo)

459

Eyebrow grooming? Were the morons discussing Jennifer Connelly again? Seriously she is absolutely unwatchable because of her eyebrows.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:36 PM (RZ8pf)

460 Want to see pure ideology in action?

Financial Reform Provision Would Break Up Nine Biggest Banks and Affect All Primary Dealers

What inquiring minds want to know is why a large bank ought to be limited to the clearly egregious sum of 10% of national deposits.  If somehow 10% makes it safer than 20%, isn't 5% even more safe?  Why not 1%?  How about .00001% for ultimate safety?  Better yet, let's limit every bank's total deposits to one million dollars.  What could go wrong?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 07:36 PM (AZGON)

461 I hate Austin. I have a close friend who lives in Lakeway. When I visit we avoid it. Now that they've done this I'll make sure I don't spend any money there.

I live in Leander. If I never to drive into Austin again, I won't miss it.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:36 PM (iBTj9)

462 hmm does this work?
testing

Posted by: qumica jefe at April 29, 2010 07:36 PM (tJ4Ym)

463 Seriously??!  Full on the mouth?

Posted by: RINO KOD at April 29, 2010 07:37 PM (d7Px0)

464 Eyebrow grooming? Were the morons discussing Jennifer Connelly again? Seriously she is absolutely unwatchable because of her eyebrows.

Sarah Silverman actually. We all agree she is not funny and not attractive. Her voice grates on my ears.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:37 PM (gofDd)

465

#459

Beotch.

Posted by: Brook Shields at April 29, 2010 07:37 PM (8OTio)

466

Funniest sign I ever saw a homeless guy holding...

I was once approched by a guy who asked for a dollar for his next BMW.

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 29, 2010 07:37 PM (MzTRc)

467 hey cool the little accent thing works

Posted by: qumica jefe at April 29, 2010 07:37 PM (tJ4Ym)

468

It’s the change that gets me down. There’s so much of it. Quarters, and dimes and pennies and the horrors of nickels.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)

469
drive into Austin again, I won't miss it.

Went to school there.  Love Austin a few Saturdays in the fall, otherwise the city can rot.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:38 PM (N35BJ)

470 461 Leander is kind of north of Austin, right? I hear it's a nice place.

Posted by: Jane at April 29, 2010 07:38 PM (B/WwP)

471 Were the morons discussing Jennifer Connelly again? Seriously she is absolutely unwatchable because of her eyebrows.

Ma'am, I can honestly say I've never noticed her eyebrows.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:38 PM (T7G3R)

472

Is blue eyes, Jim? And if so what do you think about a gaggle of moronettes descending on you for the 4th of July weekend?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

473 Homeless signs I've seen at Fisherman's Wharf in SF:

Why lie? I want beer.

If you give a fuck, give a buck.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:39 PM (gofDd)

474 Latest wrinkle in local freeway offramp panhandlers over here:  "Foreclosure, help need food."  Two bums, one dog for sympathy.

Posted by: Don Jorge del Orwell at April 29, 2010 07:39 PM (AZGON)

475
Jennifer Connely has eyebrows? 

See, that's something only another chick would ever think of looking at.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:40 PM (N35BJ)

476 what's wrong with Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows?  The rest of her seems just fine

Posted by: qumica jefe at April 29, 2010 07:40 PM (tJ4Ym)

477

Three days after I return from London, all jet lagged and likely hung over... uhhh hang on a sec.

Lemme think about that.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:40 PM (F09Uo)

478 It’s the change that gets me down. There’s so much of it. Quarters, and dimes and pennies and the horrors of nickels.

I used to have a job servicing newspaper racks. Every Friday I collected and spent the day dealing with almost a thousand dollars in quarters. Hated the little coin-counter things, so just counted and wrapped them all manually.

Ahh, those were the days.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:41 PM (T7G3R)

479 What does Jennifer Connelly look like above the collarbone?

Posted by: Don Jorge del Orwell at April 29, 2010 07:41 PM (AZGON)

480 Two bums, one dog for sympathy.

Every time I see someone begging with a dog I think about offering to take the dog off their hands. I know it's their gimmick, but sometimes the dogs are cute and I feel bad for them.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:41 PM (gofDd)

481

I live in Leander. If I never to drive into Austin again, I won't miss it.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:36 AM (iBTj9)

Austin is dead to me now.  Leander has some strong H.S. football teams, too bad Cy-Fair schools have been realigned for next year's playoffs so we can't get a rematch.  Heartbreaker of a game between Leander and Cy-Creek.

Posted by: Cuenta de Monet, still giving hippies the stink eye at April 29, 2010 07:41 PM (2g2ex)

482 What inquiring minds want to know is why a large bank ought to be limited to the clearly egregious sum of 10% of national deposits.  If somehow 10% makes it safer than 20%, isn't 5% even more safe?  Why not 1%?  How about .00001% for ultimate safety?  Better yet, let's limit every bank's total deposits to one million dollars.  What could go wrong?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 30, 2010 12:36 AM (AZGON)

I would like to limit them to a size that is small enough to fail.  I'm a big fan of failure.  It keeps people from taking too much risk.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:41 PM (1fanL)

483 I live in Leander. If I never to drive into Austin again, I won't miss it.

 

My brother live outside Wimberley.  Did not go to Austin the last three times I was down there.


Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2010 07:41 PM (oSrBX)

484

servicing newspaper racks

Kind of kinky.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (N35BJ)

486 Is blue eyes, Jim? And if so what do you think about a gaggle of moronettes descending on you for the 4th of July weekend?

Jim, you magnificently lucky bastard. All I've got descending on me is a giant oil slick.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (T7G3R)

487 460

I'm not sure why they are imposing this arbitrary limit on deposits. It seems to me the real problem is leverage limits, but I didn't see that mentioned.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (6AlOO)

488

Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows, and all that surrounds them, are just fine.

 

Posted by: Tierra de Leakin at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (AMYl0)

489

I got that TOTALLY wrong! I'll be back June 1.

Sure!

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (F09Uo)

490 I live in Leander. If I never to drive into Austin again, I won't miss it.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:36 AM (iBTj9)

I still like Austin, even with all the hippie-dippie crap.

I was there for the first phase of hippie-ness in the late 60's.- early 70's. It was a great and cheap place to live back then.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 07:42 PM (KXW8j)

491 Kind of kinky.

Well, how do you think I ended up with almost a thousand dollars in quarters each week?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:43 PM (T7G3R)

492 Lohan or Britney or others, go without underwear and hope they'll be photographed. "Tacos" anyone?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 07:43 PM (/4b86)

493 Leander is kind of north of Austin, right? I hear it's a nice place.

Yep. Straight up Hwy 183. And yeah, we like it. Great school district. They just dedicated the Ronald Reagan elementary school this year. Gotta love that. Also have the Laura W. Bush elementary school. 

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:43 PM (iBTj9)

494 479 What does Jennifer Connelly look like above the collarbone?

Evil.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:43 PM (c0A3e)

495

#484

Gross. 

Posted by: Carrot Crist at April 29, 2010 07:43 PM (8OTio)

496 My smokin' hot Ex in Texas lives in Round Rock.  And she's running for office. 

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:44 PM (1fanL)

497 #487 Friggin BP. They're also responsible for big refinery explosion a few years ago - 20 or 30 dead. What gives with that company?

Posted by: Jane at April 29, 2010 07:44 PM (B/WwP)

498

Hi Kratos, I’m glad you returned home safely from the decadence that is southern California!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:44 PM (RZ8pf)

499 I was there for the first phase of hippie-ness in the late 60's.- early 70's. It was a great and cheap place to live back then.


Armadillo World Headquarters?

Austin got screwed up in the 80's when all the fruits and nuts from CA moved in.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:45 PM (iBTj9)

500 Every time I see someone begging with a dog I think about offering to take the dog off their hands. I know it's their gimmick, but sometimes the dogs are cute and I feel bad for them.

Tell them they are plainly not hungry enough to be begging since they have a dog!    (yeah I went there..., again...)

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2010 07:45 PM (4y0YU)

501 I would like to limit them to a size that is small enough to fail.  I'm a big fan of failure.  It keeps people from taking too much risk.

If I am a depositor, no size is small enough to fail.  Think about this.

If you're a fan of failure, than let failure happen.  Bailing out failure substantially put the nation into the mess we're in now.  The answer is to not bail out anyone.

Posted by: Don Jorge del Orwell at April 29, 2010 07:45 PM (AZGON)

502
cheap place to live

Ohhh, boy.  Not any more, let me tell you TJ.  

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:45 PM (N35BJ)

503 485
I keep looking, and I don't see eyebrows.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 30, 2010 12:42 AM (N35BJ)

Bless you!

Posted by: conscious and increasingly incoherent at April 29, 2010 07:45 PM (YVZlY)

504 My smokin' hot Ex in Texas lives in Round Rock.  And she's running for office.

Anyone I know?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:45 PM (iBTj9)

505 Jim, you magnificently lucky bastard. All I've got descending on me is a giant oil slick.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 30, 2010 12:42 AM (T7G3R)

If I play my cards right and stock up on baby oil, we will BOTH have a giant oil slick descending on us.

I think I can only fit three moronettes in my house unless you don't all mind doubling up.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:46 PM (F09Uo)

506 Victorian STOMPY BOOT nudie calendars.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 07:46 PM (/4b86)

507 Tell them they are plainly not hungry enough to be begging since they have a dog!    (yeah I went there..., again...)

Oh I meant I felt bad for the dog.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:46 PM (gofDd)

508

muchacha paranoica en Seattle

 

Is Babel Fish lying to me or is that really how my name would translate into Spanish?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

509 I'm not sure why they are imposing this arbitrary limit on deposits. It seems to me the real problem is leverage limits, but I didn't see that mentioned.

Hence my comment that this is pure ideology.  "We can't let any blade of grass get too tall.  We have to cut down the big ones, to be fair."

Posted by: Don Jorge del Orwell at April 29, 2010 07:47 PM (AZGON)

510 497Hi Kratos, I’m glad you returned home safely from the decadence that is southern California!

Thanks.  Luckily, I didn't see that much decadence, except for those damn teenagers at Disney.  *channeling Clint Eastwood* - Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:47 PM (c0A3e)

511 okay, here's a stupid question, probably, but while we're nominally on the subject...
should guys trim their eyebrows?

Posted by: qumica jefe at April 29, 2010 07:47 PM (tJ4Ym)

512
unless you don't all mind doubling up.

!!!

Do it for the childrens, 'ettes!

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:47 PM (N35BJ)

513 By the way, Gov Perry shot a coyote (4 legged variety) with his laser-sited pistol the other morning while jogging. Said the coyote threatened his Labrador Retriever pup he was running with.

Austin hippies are in a tizzy about that, which only makes it cooler, IMO.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:47 PM (iBTj9)

514

When Jennifer Connelly stroked Rusell Crowe's tie in A Beautiful Mind I almost left the theater and went to my bunk.

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 29, 2010 07:47 PM (MzTRc)

515 PGiS, I won't tell the Spanish police if you won't

Posted by: qumica jefe at April 29, 2010 07:48 PM (tJ4Ym)

516 Friggin BP. They're also responsible for big refinery explosion a few years ago - 20 or 30 dead. What gives with that company?

Dunno. Ironic for a company that tries to say their name is now an acronym for "Beyond Petroleum".

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:48 PM (T7G3R)

517 Armadillo World Headquarters?

Austin got screwed up in the 80's when all the fruits and nuts from CA moved in.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:45 AM (iBTj9)

Yeah, Jim Franklin used to live across the street from me in Hyde Park, on Avenue B. What a freak.

I believe the real change happened when old Roy Butler left as Mayor to run the Coors distrubutorship and Jeff Friedman came in as the groovy mayor in '76 or so.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 07:48 PM (KXW8j)

518 Anyone I know?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:45 AM (iBTj9)

Allyson Rowe?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:48 PM (1fanL)

519 Crist/ Graham would be LOADS of fun for true conservatives like myself in 2012

Posted by: Sully at April 29, 2010 07:49 PM (8OTio)

520 #499  Austin got screwed up in the 80's when all the fruits and nuts from CA moved in.

Isn't that a problem for a lot of the West Coast states?  Cali nuts moving in and corrupting things when their own situation became dire?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:49 PM (c0A3e)

521

should guys trim their eyebrows?

No. They should have Jennifer Connelly do it for them. Duh!


 

Posted by: Tierra de Leakin at April 29, 2010 07:49 PM (AMYl0)

522

How fast are you when compared to college football players.  Here's a video overlay to show you. http://tinyurl.com/ye7nuqe

 

Posted by: conscious and runs like a turtle at April 29, 2010 07:49 PM (YVZlY)

523 507 Tell them they are plainly not hungry enough to be begging since they have a dog!    (yeah I went there..., again...)

Oh I meant I felt bad for the dog.

Uh...  Well, I meant they can afford to feed and take care of it  (no not really) ...



Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2010 07:49 PM (4y0YU)

524 PGiS, that sounds about right. You could also use "niña" instead of muchacha.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:49 PM (gofDd)

525

She looks good FUBAR.

Was she mean? My ex was mean as a snake. I'm talking evil genius mean.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:50 PM (F09Uo)

526

498 #487 Friggin BP. They're also responsible for big refinery explosion a few years ago - 20 or 30 dead. What gives with that company?

When we were younger, my dad (petroleum geochemist) would always point to the BP gas stations (or whatever they were @ the time) & tell us that they weren't a reliable company.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 07:50 PM (yfJ6g)

527

I think I can only fit three moronettes in my house bed unless you don't all mind doubling up.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 30, 2010 12:46 AM (F09Uo)

Better?

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 07:50 PM (nF2po)

528 Ohhh, boy.  Not any more, let me tell you TJ.  

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 30, 2010 12:45 AM (N35BJ)

Three of us lived in a house on Avenue C and 43rd street back in '75-76, and paid $100/month between the three of us. That is to say, we each paid $33/month.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 07:50 PM (KXW8j)

529 I haven't seen faces that blank since the 60s; on the plus side, it looks like a great place to get laid.

Posted by: nraendowment at April 29, 2010 07:50 PM (pk3HD)

530 Hence my comment that this is pure ideology.  "We can't let any blade of grass get too tall.  We have to cut down the big ones, to be fair."


"And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw."

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:51 PM (iBTj9)

531 513 I heard about that. Dylan Ratigan was making fun of him on MSNBC. I used to think he was pretty hawt when he was hosting "fast money". Just turned out to be another liberal metrosexual.

Posted by: Jane at April 29, 2010 07:51 PM (B/WwP)

532 Is Babel Fish lying to me or is that really how my name would translate into Spanish?

That sounds about right. You need to get "hermosa" in there somewhere though.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 07:51 PM (T7G3R)

533 Isn't that a problem for a lot of the West Coast states?  Cali nuts moving in and corrupting things when their own situation became dire?

Yep. Californians suffer the most severe case of cognitive dissonance. It's damn near incurable. That's why our state is so fucked up.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:51 PM (gofDd)

534

El Diablo, I am planning to see if I can get a room at that swank resort place. Which may be impossible given the weekend, but who knows.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:51 PM (RZ8pf)

535

Ain't got nothin on me

Posted by: ScarJo at April 29, 2010 07:52 PM (8OTio)

536

She looks good FUBAR.

Was she mean? My ex was mean as a snake. I'm talking evil genius mean.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 30, 2010 12:50 AM (F09Uo)

She takes shitty pictures, IMHO.  And she kickboxes, so that picture doesn't really do her justice.  She's a sweetheart, except when she's drunk, and then she can be mean as a snake.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:52 PM (1fanL)

537 I think I can only fit three moronettes in my house unless you don't all mind doubling up. We're not hotelling it? no offense, but unless you are going to provide room service in the middle of the night. not to mention us bringing back the seals and marines we manage to abduct. i mean entice.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 07:52 PM (/4b86)

538

Better?

Posted by: poquito mal at April 30, 2010 12:50 AM (nF2po)

I'm not a stickler for etiquette, but when I moved down here I said I wasn't going to do stuff like that anymore.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:52 PM (F09Uo)

539 Three of us lived in a house on Avenue C and 43rd street back in '75-76, and paid $100/month between the three of us. That is to say, we each paid $33/month.

That little shack would probably sell for close to a million in that area now.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:52 PM (iBTj9)

540 Allyson Rowe?


Heard of her. Attorney, right?

What's she running for?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:53 PM (iBTj9)

541   534

El Diablo, I am planning to see if I can get a room at that swank resort place. Which may be impossible given the weekend, but who knows.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 12:51 AM (RZ8pf)

If you are talking about the Del on the 4th, then good luck!

Try Lowe's if the Del is full.

Traffic on the 4th is REALLY BAD here.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:54 PM (F09Uo)

542

Gracias Undead!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 07:54 PM (RZ8pf)

543 That little shack would probably sell for close to a million in that area now.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:52 AM (iBTj9)

Not quite, but the house is still there, almost unchanged, and one of my old buddies still lives in it.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 07:55 PM (KXW8j)

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2010 07:55 PM (4y0YU)

545

She takes shitty pictures, IMHO.  And she kickboxes, so that picture doesn't really do her justice.  She's a sweetheart, except when she's drunk, and then she can be mean as a snake.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2010 12:52 AM (1fanL)

I didn't want to say anythiung mean.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:55 PM (F09Uo)

Posted by: Golden Brown George Shizzle at April 29, 2010 07:55 PM (AZGON)

547 Off tpoic...sorry...but I'm f-cked up!11!!

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at April 29, 2010 07:56 PM (8OTio)

548 Try Lowe's if the Del is full. is that little hotel still across the street from teh del? we stayed there for a wedding. it was pretty cool.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 07:56 PM (/4b86)

549 Heard of her. Attorney, right?

What's she running for?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:53 AM (iBTj9)

Yeah, attorney.  Running for Wmson County Court at Law Seat #3.  Dunno when the election was/is.  Don't vote for her, she's a Democrat.  One of her very few flaws.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:57 PM (1fanL)

550

I'm not a stickler for etiquette, but when I moved down here I said I wasn't going to do stuff like that anymore.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 30, 2010 12:52 AM (F09Uo)

Noble sentiment. 

('specially from "the Devil")


Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 07:57 PM (nF2po)

551 537 I think I can only fit three moronettes in my house unless you don't all mind doubling up.

We're not hotelling it? no offense, but unless you are going to provide room service in the middle of the night. not to mention us bringing back the seals and marines we manage to abduct. i mean entice.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 12:52 AM (/4b86)

Room service? I don't even service myself.

Hey, that came out wrong!

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 07:57 PM (F09Uo)

552 PGiS, if you get a room, I'm in!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:57 PM (gofDd)

553

#547

Me too!

Posted by: Chris "hardboiled" Matthews at April 29, 2010 07:58 PM (8OTio)

554 I'm back folks, I just stepped away to watch the Mentalist with my wife and an episode of My name is Earl.  So, did you all enjoy the Janine Garafalo vid earlier?  Can't say I didn't warn you.  What did I miss?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 07:58 PM (rurh0)

555 Yeah, attorney.  Running for Wmson County Court at Law Seat #3.  Dunno when the election was/is.  Don't vote for her, she's a Democrat.  One of her very few flaws.


LOL

I'm in Travis County (just barely). 

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 07:58 PM (iBTj9)

556 I think I saw a girl I met on 1999 fall Phish Tour

Posted by: Watching_Cloward-Piven at April 29, 2010 07:58 PM (tqYT8)

557

I didn't want to say anythiung mean.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 30, 2010 12:55 AM (F09Uo)

Heh.  I appreciate your tact.  The picture's awful.  Don't tell her I said that.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 07:58 PM (1fanL)

558
Meh, witching hour, time to rack up.  G'night rons and ronettes.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 29, 2010 07:58 PM (N35BJ)

559 I like my new pimp name.  Think I'll keep it.

Posted by: Stealth Maestro DPR Trump at April 29, 2010 07:59 PM (4XUD3)

560 547 Off tpoic...sorry...but I'm f-cked up!11!!

When haven't you been?  Runs in the family, I guess.


Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 07:59 PM (c0A3e)

561 A family law attorney? Damn, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 07:59 PM (gofDd)

562 552 PGiS, if you get a room, I'm in!

Any other Morons want to take this one?

Posted by: G. Digital Undead Shmoove at April 29, 2010 07:59 PM (T7G3R)

563 okay I guess I can get behind the whole pimp name bizness

Posted by: Deacon Dr. Chemjeff Rockefeller at April 29, 2010 07:59 PM (tJ4Ym)

564 559 Meh, witching hour, time to rack up.  G'night rons and ronettes

'night, Dang.  I'm still operating on PST, so I'll be here a while...

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:00 PM (c0A3e)

565 Yo yo yo, finanshizzle refo'm in da house, wiggas!

Posted by: Golden Brown George Shizzle at April 29, 2010 08:00 PM (AZGON)

566 548 Try Lowe's if the Del is full.

is that little hotel still across the street from teh del? we stayed there for a wedding. it was pretty cool.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 12:56 AM (/4b86)

Uh no. Do you mean the Catalina Inn or something like that? It has the neon diving chick out front?

Lowe's is across the water from my house. It's in the background of the picture I took out my front door that one time a few weeks ago. You know, all those palm trees.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:00 PM (F09Uo)

567 "Yep. Straight up Hwy 183. And yeah, we like it. Great school district. They just dedicated the Ronald Reagan elementary school this year. Gotta love that. Also have the Laura W. Bush elementary school. 

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 12:43 AM (iBTj9)"


How strange.  I live right over from Bagdad Cemetary (in Leander).

It's grown so much, but it's still got a lot of charm.  Excellent school district, pretty good taxes, and the economy is starting to kick in.  The train station doesn't seem to be amounting to a hill of beans, but it looks cool.

Posted by: Sentient Nintendo 64 at April 29, 2010 08:01 PM (dUOK+)

568 A family law attorney? Damn, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 30, 2010 12:59 AM (gofDd)

Just about anything that walks in the door.  She's got three kids by two ex-husbands, so she's a pretty good divorce lawyer.  No, I wasn't a husband or a father.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 08:01 PM (1fanL)

569

#563

Uh yeah

Posted by: Eliot Socks S. NYC at April 29, 2010 08:01 PM (8OTio)

570

Pretty Fly for an old white guy.

Posted by: Master Fly Incoherent Slick at April 29, 2010 08:02 PM (YVZlY)

571 I needs me some ambulamps and shiz.

Posted by: Mack Master S☺me Shizzle at April 29, 2010 08:02 PM (4y0YU)

572 Found a better one.  Respect!

Posted by: Professor Truth DPR Squeeze at April 29, 2010 08:02 PM (4XUD3)

573 #569  Just about anything that walks in the door.  She's got three kids by two ex-husbands, so she's a pretty good divorce lawyer.  No, I wasn't a husband or a father.

Heh, good to know. 

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:02 PM (c0A3e)

574 hmm, Independence Day Moron Meetup in San Diego?
I might be able to make that

Posted by: Deacon Dr. Chemjeff Rockefeller at April 29, 2010 08:03 PM (tJ4Ym)

575 I do not find this "pimp" nomenclature in good taste.

Posted by: U.S. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at April 29, 2010 08:03 PM (AZGON)

576

OK, so far there are still rooms available from July 2-July 5th. But, I just came across something that I have never seen on a hotel website, the description of the ocean view room doesn’t give a size of bed, all it says is “bedding available on request.” What does that mean? It’s just a room that looks at the ocean, with no bed?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:03 PM (RZ8pf)

577 Pimp Power!

Posted by: Trick Magnet C. Dazzle, still giving hippies the stink eye at April 29, 2010 08:03 PM (2g2ex)

578 Batchelor just depressed the crap out of me.  He had leeann hammond  from carlist.com on to discuss what the transocean deep drilling platform didn't have.  It didn't have and emergency cutoff switch.  Apparently, as near as I can tell, this is a remote switch in case you can't do it manually.  Other countries require that their companies have this but the oil companies argued that it was too expensive.  Leeann pointed out that BP will now have to spend billions on damage control and that maybe they should have just paid for the switch.   In the last couple of years the oil companies have made enormous profits, hearing this is sickening.

Posted by: curious at April 29, 2010 08:03 PM (p302b)

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:04 PM (F09Uo)

580 t has the neon diving chick out front? It didn;t then. It was kinda spanish hacienda style

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:04 PM (/4b86)

581 Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 01:02 AM (c0A3e)

Dude.  How'd you escape?  This is valuable information to your fellow Morons.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 29, 2010 08:04 PM (1fanL)

582 Off tpoic...sorry...but I'm f-cked up!11!!

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at April 30, 2010 12:56 AM (8OTio)

Good thing there's not a vote for you to rush off to, Patches.

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 08:04 PM (nF2po)

583

#577

I'll wear you out!

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:05 PM (8OTio)

584 all it says is “bedding available on request.”

I've been to "hotels" like this. They were always cash-in-advance...

Posted by: G. Digital Undead Shmoove at April 29, 2010 08:05 PM (T7G3R)

585 Yo wat up biznatches!

Posted by: G. Digital koopy Large at April 29, 2010 08:05 PM (ctR4U)

586 My my. Someone posted some set scenes online, then promptly pulled them after receiving over 100,000 hits. Opportunist, much? Don't post what shouldn't be seen.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 08:06 PM (yfJ6g)

587 577

OK, so far there are still rooms available from July 2-July 5th. But, I just came across something that I have never seen on a hotel website, the description of the ocean view room doesn’t give a size of bed, all it says is “bedding available on request.” What does that mean? It’s just a room that looks at the ocean, with no bed?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 01:03 AM (RZ8pf)

They all have beds, but they do not usually guarantee a size. All the furniture there is a 100+ years old, so bed sizes were 'different' back then.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:06 PM (F09Uo)

588

Rum, I have a confession to make, I snore. Abominably. So, you may not want to share a room with me. But, if you are still game I think there may be rooms available with 2 queen beds. Or at least bedding. Maybe sleeping bags on the floor? I mean really, WTF does that mean?

 

p.s. Morons please don’t hold my snoring against me. I would like to think I have other fine qualities in bed that make up for it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:06 PM (RZ8pf)

589 all it says is “bedding available on request.”

What about handcuffs, condiments and mirrored ceilings?

Posted by: Golden Brown George Shizzle at April 29, 2010 08:06 PM (AZGON)

590

How strange.  I live right over from Bagdad Cemetary (in Leander).

It's grown so much, but it's still got a lot of charm.  Excellent school district, pretty good taxes, and the economy is starting to kick in.  The train station doesn't seem to be amounting to a hill of beans, but it looks cool.

I'm in the Crystal Falls area.

And the train station is a clusterf**k, but it's Cap Metro, so what did you expect? Haven't got it running yet and it already costs more to ride it into Austin than to drive to Austin.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 08:06 PM (iBTj9)

591 G. Digital Undead Shmoove

Heh we're both G. Digital. I'm goona go get another one

Posted by: G. Digital koopy Large at April 29, 2010 08:06 PM (ctR4U)

592 It’s just a room that looks at the ocean, with no bed? No description of standard room wit h queen bed, etc?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:07 PM (/4b86)

593 p.s. Morons please don’t hold my snoring against me.

Well, if you fell asleep in the middle of it that would be kind of embarrassing.

Posted by: G. Digital Undead Shmoove at April 29, 2010 08:07 PM (T7G3R)

594 Some days, people in Austin just piss me off

Posted by: Charles Whitman at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (sYxEE)

595 I'll pick you hussies up at the airport if you need a ride.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (F09Uo)

596 If someone is booking a hotel, call the hotel directly for the days you want and negotiate.   "bedding available" sound truly peculiar.  Unless they make most of their remuneration on an hourly basis and people don't car if there is bedding or not.  But with the huge bed bug outbreak, don't you want immaculately clean linen?

Posted by: curious at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (p302b)

597

OK, El Diablo, I guess that makes sense. Maybe I’ll have my “people” look into it for me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (RZ8pf)

598 Hippie endurance test?
BAH! Bunch of light weights.
I live between Santa Cruz and Big Sur the stink bags still think it's the sixties and those are the young ones. The older ones aren't quite sure which galaxy there in.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (E5V01)

599 #583  Dude.  How'd you escape?  This is valuable information to your fellow Morons.

The Gates of Hades could not hold me.  The Sisters of Fate could not control me.  The entire pantheon of Zeus could not destroy me.   Did you think one Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Universe could trap me?

Just don't succumb to decadence and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (c0A3e)

600 It ain't pimp less'n ya pimpify it yo own damn self!

Posted by: Reverand J☼e Rock Get The Fuck Off My Lawn at April 29, 2010 08:08 PM (4y0YU)

601

p.s. Morons please don’t hold my snoring against me. I would like to think I have other fine qualities in bed that make up for it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 01:06 AM (RZ8pf)

Believe me...your snoring would not be an issue.

Posted by: Master Fly Incoherent Slick at April 29, 2010 08:09 PM (YVZlY)

602 Jockin teh bitches and slappin teh ho's

Posted by: Macktastic koopy Squeeze at April 29, 2010 08:09 PM (ctR4U)

603 I would like to think I have other fine qualities in bed that make up for it. hehehe, you wear em out to the point they pass out and don't notice it?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:09 PM (/4b86)

604 No description of standard room with queen...

Stop right there, Dorothy!

Posted by: Perez Hilton at April 29, 2010 08:09 PM (AZGON)

605

#590

Playin Torrey Pines that week.  Don't text me though.

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:09 PM (8OTio)

606 594 It’s just a room that looks at the ocean, with no bed?

No description of standard room wit
h queen bed, etc?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 01:07 AM (/4b86)

Back in 1888 when the Del was built, they didn't really have standards in mind. All the rooms are different and odd sizes, but they all have beds.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:10 PM (F09Uo)

607 Speaking of digital, Koopy, the advice in that link you gave me the other night worked like a charm and now I have zero problem with audio/video asynchronicity. Thanks.

Posted by: G. Digital Undead Shmoove at April 29, 2010 08:10 PM (T7G3R)

608 Holy F&@#$( - a room at the Coronado is $1400????

Posted by: Deacon Dr. Chemjeff Rockefeller at April 29, 2010 08:11 PM (tJ4Ym)

609

hehehe, you wear em out to the point they pass out and don't notice it?

Well, I try very hard to do so, yes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:11 PM (RZ8pf)

610

but they all have beds.

OK, that’s all I care about.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:12 PM (RZ8pf)

611

OK, which one of you morons is “Kitten Woods?”

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:13 PM (RZ8pf)

612 #611  Well, I try very hard to do so, yes.

Ah, ONT decadence.

/sighs.  There's a time and place for that, and one of those places is here.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:13 PM (c0A3e)

613 I'm sorry to all the fans that saw me curse and throw my rubber when love client number 106 refused to partipate in a Cleveland Steamer. 

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:13 PM (8OTio)

614 doesn't the del give you the creeps though? its spooky in there

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:13 PM (/4b86)

615 Holy F&@#$( - a room at the Coronado is $1400????

Yo yo yo, brotha, check out the prices fo' yo' crib at Barry's place, that Lincoln bedroom is a muthafucka.

But y'all can buy protectshizzle, if'n y'all knows whats I mean.

Posted by: Iceman MC Orwell-T at April 29, 2010 08:14 PM (AZGON)

616

Posted by: curious at April 30, 2010 01:03 AM (p302b)

Lots can happen with a soft ocean bottom. What is strange is how the blowout occurred while they were cementing casing. I believe that there may have been a catastrophic casing collapse, in which case, a remote switch may not have worked anyway.

BP is a very hypocritical greenie-weenie bullshit company... Beyond Petroleum, indeed..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 08:15 PM (KXW8j)

617 PGiS, I'm used to snoring since my dad snores horribly. As long as I fall asleep first I can sleep through anything. (Yep, leaving that door open.)

Do they have in suite bathrooms? I don't do shared bathrooms outside the room.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:15 PM (gofDd)

618 616 doesn't the del give you the creeps though? its spooky in there

Take the Head of Helios.  Lights up dark ways.  Gives an amusing scream when you squeeze it.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:15 PM (c0A3e)

619 610 Holy F&@#$( - a room at the Coronado is $1400????

Posted by: Deacon Dr. Chemjeff Rockefeller at April 30, 2010 01:11 AM (tJ4Ym)

The Dell 'in season' is kind of spendy, yes.

The really expensive stuff is not on their site, but the $1,400 a night room should be pretty nice, considering the hourly stuff most of you morons are used to.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:15 PM (F09Uo)

620 I rather think the Winchester Mystery House would make a fine hotel.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:16 PM (AZGON)

621

#613

No one special.  A loyal reading, rare posting moron.  But seriously.  Torrey Pines...no texts....

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:16 PM (8OTio)

622 And I can pick you up at the airport, PGiS, if you decide to fly into LAX or John Wayne. They're both on the way to SD for me.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (gofDd)

623 I don't do shared bathrooms outside the room. You must spend a fortune when you travel in europe.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (/4b86)

624 oh PGiS, you can't be any worse than the time I shared a room with this one woman - OMFG was she a snorer

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (tJ4Ym)

625 609 Speaking of digital, Koopy, the advice in that link you gave me the other night worked like a charm and now I have zero problem with audio/video asynchronicity. Thanks.

Cool, i ran across another thread in that forum that looked like the developer of DVD Flick talking about it and saying an update would be available soon to take care of that sync problem, so it's apparently a known issue.

Posted by: Macktastic koopy Squeeze at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (ctR4U)

626 Posted by: TexasJew at April 30, 2010 01:15 AM (KXW8j)

read on another blog that people smell petroleum in Louisiana....
I don't know about oil rigs but wow 11 people died, and the miners and it makes you wonder if safety is the most important concern.  Cause these are really dangerous jobs these people are doing.

Posted by: curious at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (p302b)

627 616 doesn't the del give you the creeps though? its spooky in there

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 01:13 AM (/4b86)

If you believe in those sorts of things, then it's likely VERY haunted. As my mom would say, the place is jumpin'!

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (F09Uo)

628 ...but the $1,400 a night room should be pretty nice, considering the hourly stuff most of you morons are used to.

You mean 75 cents for thirty minutes parking, public lot?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:17 PM (AZGON)

629

Cleveland Steamer. 

Cleveland Steamer? I thought that was your brand of driver! Wait, am I close in a perverted sort of way?

 

Posted by: Potential date #122 at April 29, 2010 08:18 PM (AMYl0)

630 You mean 75 cents for thirty minutes parking, public lot?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 30, 2010 01:17 AM (AZGON)

They have nice valet parking and for $5.00 I'm sure the attendant would turn his head.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:19 PM (F09Uo)

631 Chemjeff, you're saying you once shared a room with a woman and she slept through the night?

Posted by: G. Digital Undead Shmoove at April 29, 2010 08:19 PM (T7G3R)

632

Posted by: curious at April 30, 2010 01:17 AM (p302b)

I do that job too, and they have been smelling petrolum in Louisiana for over a hundred years.

Offshore rigs are as safe as they go, a lot safer than a deep mine, believe me..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 29, 2010 08:19 PM (KXW8j)

633

So we had a home invasion robbery in Edgewood either last night or the night before that ended in the murder of the Dad and the pistol whipping of the son. The family had advertised a ring for sale on Craigslist and two men and a woman arrived to look at the ring and then robbed the family after shooting the Dad. There was a similar robbery earlier in the week, but no one died in that one.

 

Anyway, despite the family very obviously having seen the criminals, since they spent a lot of time ransacking the house, initially “no description of the suspects was available.” Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:19 PM (RZ8pf)

634 I have a bunch of pictures from there when we spent Christmas eve there for dinner. I'll dig them up.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:20 PM (F09Uo)

635 They have nice valet parking and for $5.00 I'm sure the attendant would turn his head.

Spendthrift.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:20 PM (AZGON)

636 You must spend a fortune when you travel in europe.

The one time I went to Europe every hotel we stayed in had en suite bathrooms. We went on a tour package where that was explicitly stated. There's a reason why I didn't live in a dorm in college.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:20 PM (gofDd)

637

#631

No, my driver is nicknamed the Cincinnati Bowtie. Thanks for your interest.  Nike.com.  Thanks. 

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:21 PM (8OTio)

638 Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

Koreans!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:21 PM (gofDd)

639 633 she slept through the night? OOOOH, major party foul there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:21 PM (/4b86)

640 I don't know about oil rigs but wow 11 people died, and the miners and it makes you wonder if safety is the most important concern.  Cause these are really dangerous jobs these people are doing.

To listen to the media coverage you wouldn't even know that 11 men had died. The national media took no interest in the Deepwater Horizon story at all until a day or two ago when they heard wildlife were endangered, and now that it's a top story you still don't hear a thing about the 11 deaths. Really pisses me off.

Posted by: G. Digital Undead Shmoove at April 29, 2010 08:21 PM (T7G3R)

641

Anyway, despite the family very obviously having seen the criminals, since they spent a lot of time ransacking the house, initially “no description of the suspects was available.” Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 01:19 AM (RZ8pf)

Typical White people? Only Baptists and Mormons kill like that.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:21 PM (F09Uo)

642 ?

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 08:22 PM (AMYl0)

643 Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

"Dazzling urbanites"

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:22 PM (AZGON)

644
Well, if you fell asleep in the middle of it that would be kind of embarrassing.

Wake me up before you...um...go go?

Posted by: Wham! at April 29, 2010 08:22 PM (QJADW)

645

Rum, at the prices the resort is charging there darn well better be a bathroom in our room!

 

Hmm, maybe it isn’t the best place to stay, El Diablo, opinions? Also, if we stay there is it close enough to walk to happenings so we don’t have to deal with traffic?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:22 PM (RZ8pf)

646 I have a bunch of pictures from there when we spent Christmas eve Bet it was beautifully decorated.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:23 PM (/4b86)

647 Hippies are good for only one thing....target practice for an AC-130 gunship.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 29, 2010 08:23 PM (IqfKc)

648 I get points for staying at Holiday Inn/Holiday Inn Express. I gotta say, the Holiday Inn Express I stayed at in Stamford was niiiiice.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:23 PM (gofDd)

649 Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

Amish?

Posted by: Trick Magnet C. Dazzle, still giving hippies the stink eye at April 29, 2010 08:24 PM (2g2ex)

650 #635  Anyway, despite the family very obviously having seen the criminals, since they spent a lot of time ransacking the house, initially “no description of the suspects was available.” Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

Amish?  Those bastards have been terrorizing Lancaster PA for centuries!

/Sad to see how society is eating itself alive.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:24 PM (c0A3e)

651

My pants are falling off. I suppose I should go fix this issue.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:24 PM (RZ8pf)

652 Undead, yes

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 08:24 PM (tJ4Ym)

653 653My pants are falling off. I suppose I should go fix this issue.

Please, post-haste.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (c0A3e)

654

Hippies are good for only one thing....target practice for an AC-130 gunship.

You guys have all the fun.

Posted by: Apache Helicopters at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (AMYl0)

655 Amish in WA? Man, they get around!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (gofDd)

656 Kratos, I like your way of thinking.

Posted by: Trick Magnet C. Dazzle, still giving hippies the stink eye at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (2g2ex)

657 Eh, I got nothing.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (gofDd)

658 #651  We think alike.  Scary, .

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (c0A3e)

659 Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

Merry looking fella, with weird pointy hat, green tights, bow and arrow?

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (nF2po)

660

I can’t believe none of you guessed ‘Lutherans.” Yep, it is a roving gang of Lutheran robbers, trying to earn enough for their next Lutefisk festival.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (RZ8pf)

661

My pants are falling off. I suppose I should go fix this issue.


I don't see the problem.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (AZGON)

662 Mooooon riiiiver!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:25 PM (gofDd)

663 wait

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (AMYl0)

664 Yikes

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (gofDd)

665

They have bathrooms in all of their rooms.

It's a very nice hotel and the most expensive one on the Island and probably ALL of San Diego.

I say Lowe's or some of the smaller B&Bs on the Island if you want to do Coronado, but keep the tab under a grand a head for about a week.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (F09Uo)

666 Anyone want to guess, now that they have released a police sketch, what the description of the suspects might be?

I've got SWAT teams ready to move in on the first cracka that does.

Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Obama at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (T7G3R)

667

Pimpin’ the vampira!

Posted by: Land of Leakin at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (AMYl0)

668 In the end, there will be only chaos!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (c0A3e)

669 who is 666 tonight?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (AZGON)

670 I miss an hour and a half and there's 300+ posts!  I just read them all and boobies aren't mentioned once, though allusions to the rest of Jennefer Connellys attributes may qualify.  You Morons are slipping.  With Connely's heavily forested eyebrow hair I would think a Brazilian wax to the nether regions would be considered cruel and unusual treatment.  It would be more lenient to have at it with a toro weedwacker or a hedge trimmer. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (rurh0)

671 Dayum Rum!

Posted by: Trick Magnet C. Dazzle, still giving hippies the stink eye at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (2g2ex)

672 Woohoo! All your souls is belong to me!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (gofDd)

673 666 Yikes

Your small victory here is of no consequence.  I got my soul back!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:26 PM (c0A3e)

674 She's back on top.

Yeah, that's where she is all right.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:27 PM (T7G3R)

675 Yes, justice was served and Rum takes the Devil's number.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:27 PM (AZGON)

676

Oh crap! I totally missed that.

 

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:27 PM (F09Uo)

677

10 So apparently when 72 year old Pearl Carter met her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey, for the first time, it was lust at first sight. And after a whirlwind week of shopping, bowling and eating out, they quickly became a couple.

I first couldn't imagine Grandma fucking. Now I have to start sniffing glue to stop.

Posted by: Aaron at April 29, 2010 08:27 PM (XUIJ5)

678 Undead, there was no sex involved, she was married

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 08:27 PM (tJ4Ym)

679 I just read them all and boobies aren't mentioned once,

Hey, I talked about my boobies!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:27 PM (gofDd)

680 rum wins again

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:28 PM (/4b86)

681 654 Undead, yes

Aaah, I'm just messin' witcha.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:28 PM (T7G3R)

682

Yeah, I’m so not a “B&B” kind of gal. Well, I’m just going to assume this is a “once in a lifetime” kind of experience and see what kind of rate I can get with an ocean view and a couple of beds.

 

El Diablo, is it a reasonable place to stay for 4th of July happenings? I’d rather not have to deal with traffic. Or rather, I’d rather Rum not have to deal with too much traffic

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:28 PM (RZ8pf)

683 682 rum wins again

Her reign is ending though.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:29 PM (c0A3e)

684 So apparently when 72 year old Pearl Carter met her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey, for the first time, it was lust at first sight. And after a whirlwind week of shopping, bowling and eating out, they quickly became a couple.

This sounds suspiciously like the plot to a third-rate San Fernando porno production.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:29 PM (AZGON)

685 Hey, I talked about my boobies!

It's true. She did.

Posted by: Official Rum Boobie Reference Cataloguer at April 29, 2010 08:30 PM (T7G3R)

686 Wake me up before you...um...go go?

I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high?

Posted by: Wham Bam Ungrateful Man...Sheesh! at April 29, 2010 08:31 PM (QJADW)

687 By the way, Kratos, chaos seems to be right on schedule.  Especially between November 2010 and January 2011.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 29, 2010 08:31 PM (AZGON)

688

This sounds suspiciously like the plot to a third-rate San Fernando porno production.

NTTAWWT.

Hell yes there is.

Posted by: Aaron at April 29, 2010 08:31 PM (XUIJ5)

689 Thanks, PGiS. I'm sadly used to traffic, though. It has been a long time since I've been to San Diego so I don't know how bad it is there.

Keep dreaming, Kratos. If you don't keep an eye on your soul, I might steal it back.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:31 PM (gofDd)

690

El Diablo, is it a reasonable place to stay for 4th of July happenings?

The Del is a great place to stay, especially on the 4th. Locationwise, it's the best for the Island.

Any room you stay in at the Del will be perfectly acceptable, but it might be a little small, but not excessively so. I would not worry about it.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:31 PM (F09Uo)

691

Ohio Dan:

 

mis pechos son impresionantes

 

(hoping Babel Fish translated that one right.)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:32 PM (RZ8pf)

692 PGIS does not want to be lucky 123?  This is an outrage!

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:33 PM (8OTio)

693 Or rather, I’d rather Rum not have to deal with too much traffic

Then don't tell us what hotel she's staying in.



Too far?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:33 PM (T7G3R)

694 no wonder I shot a 74 today.

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:34 PM (8OTio)

695 I shared a room once in Cleveland with a guy that had the most disgusting snore I have ever heard in my life.  I was so wet and disgusting it triggered my gag reflex.  Something akin to trying to whistle through raw liver.  I was up till 1am so I went downstairs to the hotel bar, knocked back two scotches. I grabbed a bar napkin, which I roled up, wet and stuffed in my ears.  Then I went back to the room crossed my arms ofer my head thereby folding the pillow around my head.  I could still hear him but not so bad that I couldn't sleep.  Never again.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 08:34 PM (rurh0)

696 Then don't tell us what hotel she's staying in.

"PGiS, there's a large group of men outside our window. What should we do?"

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:35 PM (gofDd)

697 What should we do?" Bad things. very very bad things. be sure to take pics for blackmail later.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:37 PM (/4b86)

698

mis pechos son impresionantes

I didn't find the full translation but found pechos gigantos with pics so I think I get the general impresionantes.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 08:39 PM (rurh0)

699 699 What should we do?"

Bad things. very very bad things. be sure to take pics for blackmail later the calendar.

fify

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 29, 2010 08:39 PM (4y0YU)

700 #691  Keep dreaming, Kratos. If you don't keep an eye on your soul, I might steal it back.

You keep California dreaming, Rum.  The Blade of Olympus helped end both Great Wars, and it'll end your soul-stealing reign.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:40 PM (c0A3e)

701

PGiS, there's a large group of men outside our window. What should we do?"

i can come over and bring my handcuffs!!!!  please?

honey, why are you holding the shotgun?

Posted by: policiademarinajose at April 29, 2010 08:40 PM (gg4j2)

702 Ok, night all.

5 mile hike today wore my ass out.


Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 29, 2010 08:40 PM (iBTj9)

703

Well Rum, I guess it depends on what the large group of men outside our window looks like…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:41 PM (RZ8pf)

704 I think I'm the only moron here that finds Jennifer Connelly more than a bit creepy.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:41 PM (c0A3e)

705

694  PGIS does not want to be lucky 123?

our cabbie with that number hit a pedestrian in a crosswalk yesterday,he is offically screwed for life

not that lucky of a number

Posted by: policiademarinajose at April 29, 2010 08:42 PM (gg4j2)

706

#706

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:43 PM (8OTio)

707 705

Well Rum, I guess it depends on what the large group of men outside our window looks like…


Well there's me, for one...

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:43 PM (T7G3R)

708 Kratos, you find ALL women creepy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:43 PM (/4b86)

709

#707

Elin agrees.

Posted by: Kitten Woods at April 29, 2010 08:44 PM (8OTio)

710 706 I think I'm the only moron here that finds Jennifer Connelly more than a bit creepy.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 01:41 AM (c0A3e)

She reminds me kinda of an ex-gf. She wasn't that creepy. In fact, she was very nice, so maybe I see less "creepy" in her than I might otherwise.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:44 PM (F09Uo)

711 708 I'd hit it.

...with the Head of Helios.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:45 PM (c0A3e)

712 Well there's me, for one...

...that's a little too much muscle...I actually go for the athletic types.

Dwayne Johnson is the exception to my rule.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:45 PM (gofDd)

713 Al Gore just bought a $9,000,000 ocean view villa in Ka'li Four knee uh.  Me thinks he is not the green weenie he purports to be and may indeed be a greedy capitalist pig.  What say you?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 29, 2010 08:45 PM (rurh0)

714 that's a little too much muscle that guy can;t even put his arms against his sides he overworked his lats so.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:47 PM (/4b86)

715 I actually go for the athletic types.

So you're saying I should ignore this sudden urge to hit the Whataburger?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:47 PM (T7G3R)

716

I shared a room once in Cleveland with a guy...

EASY solution:  Kiss him goodnight before you turn in.  Let him lose sleep.

 

Posted by: RINO KOD at April 29, 2010 08:48 PM (d7Px0)

717 Ohio Dan, Montecito is a veeeeery nice area, too. It's really pretty and super ritzy. I'd love to own a house there. A friend of mine's sister got married at a church there called All Saints by the Sea.

I love Montecito.

I do not like the rich hippies who live there.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:48 PM (gofDd)

718

...that's a little too much muscle...I actually go for the athletic types.

whoa!!!!  how YOU doing?

Posted by: policiademarinajose at April 29, 2010 08:48 PM (gg4j2)

719 Gore:  Tenn. is glad he's gone.

Posted by: RINO KOD at April 29, 2010 08:49 PM (d7Px0)

720 I think I'm the only moron here that finds Jennifer Connelly more than a bit creepy.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 01:41 AM (c0A3e)

Not too worried about eyebrows, but there are times where it looks like she's got a bit of a 'stache thing going on. (maybe it's just shadows?)

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 08:49 PM (nF2po)

721 Anyone up for a shot?  Seriously....

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at April 29, 2010 08:49 PM (8OTio)

722 that guy can;t even put his arms against his sides he overworked his lats so.

Muscle builders/weight lifters frighten me. They look kinda freaky.


So you're saying I should ignore this sudden urge to hit the Whataburger?

I'm not the kind of girl who turns down a burger and fries.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:50 PM (gofDd)

723 721 Gore:  Tenn. is glad he's gone.

Did he sell that Earth-killing compound of his in Nashville?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:50 PM (T7G3R)

724

Merit badges for video games.  That's funny, cause.....

 

I killed at Ms Pac Man and Galaga back in the day.  Worked to develop my video game skillz.  Somehow I didn't get rewarded for mastering a non-essential skill...  :-P

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 08:51 PM (57AVG)

725 I'm not the kind of girl who turns down a burger and fries.

I can see our dates are going to go juuuuuust fine.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:51 PM (T7G3R)

726 710 Kratos, you find ALL women creepy.

Guilty.  Maybe if women didn't try to steal my soul just because they could...

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:51 PM (c0A3e)

727 Posted by: policiademarinajose at April 30, 2010 01:48 AM (gg4j2)

*whispers* Don't turn around. Your wife is taking aim.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:51 PM (gofDd)

728 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 30, 2010 01:51 AM (T7G3R)

I would like a #1 please. Protein style. Whole grilled onions.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 08:52 PM (gofDd)

729 Did he sell that Earth-killing compound of his in Nashville? Hell no, he just added a beach house. How come rich people aren't subjected to ohh thats enough money or houses already?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:54 PM (/4b86)

730 4x4, double flying dutchman

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 08:54 PM (F09Uo)

731 729  actually, she's getting her butt kicked by ali at cod/mw2

Posted by: policiademarinajose at April 29, 2010 08:55 PM (gg4j2)

732 Anyone up for a shot?  Seriously....

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at April 30, 2010 01:49 AM (8OTio)

Donkey-ote, shouldn't you be out trying to kill the windmill project off your backyard. Good hunting, Patches.

(and take that drug-addled, mush mouthed, eco-nut cousin of your too will ya?)

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 08:55 PM (nF2po)

733 I would like a #1 please. Protein style. Whole grilled onions.

Onions? Uh oh...

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:55 PM (T7G3R)

734 I would like a #1 please. Best burgers evah!!!!! Its torture, I drive past one on my way home from work.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 08:56 PM (/4b86)

735 723 Anyone up for a shot?  Seriously....

Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at April 30, 2010 01:49 AM (8OTio)

 

Somebody order the most expensive shit available!!!  'Cause his whore-mama Pelosi is getting her whole worthless family drunk on our taxpayer's dime(s)!!!

 

AGAIN.  Fkn whore.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 08:56 PM (57AVG)

736 #734  Donkey-ote, shouldn't you be out trying to kill the windmill project off your backyard. Good hunting, Patches.

Didn't that get approval?  I saw a blurb from USA Today (?) on that while flying back.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:56 PM (c0A3e)

737

So I read that book “Emergency” by Neil Strauss, the guy who wrote that book about pick-up artists that we were talking about a while ago.

 

Anyway, this guy went totally over the top in preparing for the end of the world, he got a 2nd passport, then opened a swiss bank account. He learned to fly, to sail, and to drive a motorcycle. He went to tracking school, knife school, and urban evasion tactics school. Then he became CERT qualified, an EMT, and part of the citizen search & rescue corps for the LA police dept.

 

But, you know what, even after all that, even after spending so much time with military people, and a lot of survivalists, etc., he still voted for Obama in 2008 because he was swept up in the idea of “hope.”

 

The moral? The stupid is strong with liberals. Seriously.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 08:56 PM (RZ8pf)

738

#728 Kratos

Google my name and be saved....

Posted by: roissy at April 29, 2010 08:57 PM (8OTio)

739 Oh, Undead, just wanted to let you know that one of the books I read parts of to and from SoCal was The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.  He kind of insisted upon himself, but I was thinking of you.

And wondering how many brain-dead zombies are in Cali.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 08:58 PM (c0A3e)

740 PGIS...a mangina beta never loses his stripes....excellent point.

Posted by: roissy at April 29, 2010 08:59 PM (8OTio)

741 I killed at Ms Pac Man and Galaga back in the day.  Worked to develop my video game skillz.  Somehow I didn't get rewarded for mastering a non-essential skill...  :-P

I'm told by my parents that when I was three or four years old they took me to visit the LSU Student Union for some reason, where I found the brand-new Pac-Man machine that had been installed and soon had a bunch of students crowding around watching me apparently cleaning up at it. I don't remember that at all but still love Pac-Man.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 08:59 PM (T7G3R)

742 flying dutchman

I ordered it once. Pure awesome.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:00 PM (gofDd)

743 741 Oh, Undead, just wanted to let you know that one of the books I read parts of to and from SoCal was The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.  He kind of insisted upon himself, but I was thinking of you.

Thanks Kratos. I've got two copies.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:00 PM (T7G3R)

744 As for the brain-dead zombie population in CA.... at this point it's about 70% and growing.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:01 PM (T7G3R)

745 736 I would like a #1 please.

Best burgers evah!!!!! Its torture, I drive past one on my way home from work.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 01:56 AM (/4b86)

 

Are y'all talking about Tom's in LA?  Cause I could really REALLY use a #5 to put me to sleep!!!  Yum!

 

Or a double double.........       MMM MMM MMM..

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:01 PM (57AVG)

746 Onions? Uh oh...

It ain't a Double Double without whole grilled onions.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:01 PM (gofDd)

747 NC Ref, nope, even better. In N Out!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:02 PM (gofDd)

748 Didn't that get approval?  I saw a blurb from USA Today (?) on that while flying back.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 01:56 AM (c0A3e)

It did, but it's going to be fought tooth and nail by the same self proclaimed greenie moonbats (like the Kennedy family) that always scream for projects like this -- but in some one else's backyard -- so it doesn't defile their compounds multimillion dollar views. Hypocrites.

Oh, and I heard on the radio that before he died, The Swimmer wrote to Obama pleading with him to kill the project. For the children... of course, he meant his rich spoiled alcohol infused offspring.

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 09:02 PM (nF2po)

749 I haven't had a Double-Double in almost a year. Still going insane from the desire for one. Whataburger's good but.... nothing else is an In-N-Out burger.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:02 PM (T7G3R)

750

hey, welcome back kratos!

i was sure rum had you chained somewhere making you put lotion on yourself

hold it, wtf.......sorry for that image guys

Posted by: policiademarinajose at April 29, 2010 09:03 PM (gg4j2)

751 Or a double double........ yeah in n out. you know they put one in westchester right next to lax right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:04 PM (/4b86)

752 nothing else is an In-N-Out burger.

's truth!

I've had burgers from Five Guys and Juicy Burger. I liked Juicy Burger better than Five Guys, but neither of them are In N Out.

Habit and Fatburger are okay, too, but still, not In N Out.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:04 PM (gofDd)

753 It ain't a Double Double without whole grilled onions.

From the time I was a little kid picking the little flecks of onion out of my McDonald's Happy Meal cheeseburger, I've never liked grilled onions.

Yeah, I'm strange. Everyone else I know loves 'em.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:04 PM (T7G3R)

754 752hey, welcome back kratos!

i was sure rum had you chained somewhere making you put lotion on yourself

hold it, wtf.......sorry for that image guys

Yeah, that's a super-bad image.  Shame on you for bringing it up, heh!


Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:05 PM (c0A3e)

755

The moral? The stupid is strong with liberals. Seriously.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 01:56 AM (RZ8pf)

 

Hi, PGiS.....welcome to MY family!!!  LOL.....not really, 'cause it kinda sucks to have "smart but stupid" relatives.  I never know where to draw the line when I'm hitting them over the head with reality!!!  :-P

IYKWIMAITYD....

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:05 PM (57AVG)

756 hold it, wtf.......sorry for that image guys

Huh?

Posted by: Guy Typing With One Hand at April 29, 2010 09:06 PM (T7G3R)

757 you know they put one in westchester right next to lax right?

I noticed it heading home from LAX after a trip a couple years ago. They put one in down the street from me. Now it's only a 5 minute trip for me to get to an In N Out.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:06 PM (gofDd)

758

I think In 'N Out is pretty good, but it isn't a Tommy's.

The "fake" Tommie's on Sepulveda in the Valley was the best.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 09:07 PM (F09Uo)

759 From the time I was a little kid picking the little flecks of onion out of my McDonald's Happy Meal cheeseburger, I've never liked grilled onions.

I didn't think the McDonald's ones were grilled. I thought they were raw. I don't really like raw onions. I like them grilled, sauteed, caramelized...

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:07 PM (gofDd)

760 Posted by: Guy Typing With One Hand at April 30, 2010 02:06 AM (T7G3R)

So wrong.

Posted by: poquito mal at April 29, 2010 09:08 PM (nF2po)

761 I noticed it heading home from LAX heh, i meant nc ref, since i believe he used to be a local

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:08 PM (/4b86)

762 The "fake" Tommie's on Sepulveda in the Valley was the best.

There's Tomy's, Tommie's, and Tommy's. I have no idea what the difference is. One is a mall chain. One is on the corner of Sawtelle and Pico and there's one in Winnetka.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:08 PM (gofDd)

763

Well, because I don’t have enough bullshit in my life, I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning to drive to the state PTA convention. So, I guess I’d better go to sleep. Though I suspect I will have ample opportunity to sleep during the classes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 09:09 PM (RZ8pf)

764 There's Tomy's, Tommie's, and Tommy's Don't forget Tomboys in the south bay. awesome chili cheese fries

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:10 PM (/4b86)

765 I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning to drive to the state PTA convention.

NOOOO! It's a trap!! I had to go to one when I was in 8th grade. Longest weekend of my life.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:10 PM (gofDd)

766 yeah in n out. you know they put one in westchester right next to lax right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 02:04 AM (/4b86)

 

That's right where I went to high school!!!  I have GOT to get back home.....

 

And, no, obviously I did not know.  But you are clearly the knower of all.  Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:10 PM (57AVG)

767

I thinking of just off the 405 in the valley, by where the brewery used to be.

They served French frys in a small sack and covered them in seasoned salt.

Posted by: El Diablo Blanco Con Ojos Azules en San Diego at April 29, 2010 09:10 PM (F09Uo)

768 765Well, because I don’t have enough bullshit in my life, I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning to drive to the state PTA convention. So, I guess I’d better go to sleep. Though I suspect I will have ample opportunity to sleep during the classes.

Okay, see ya' PGiS!  G'night.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:10 PM (c0A3e)

769 That's right where I went to high school! did you go to chester or bernards?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:11 PM (/4b86)

770 I didn't think the McDonald's ones were grilled. I thought they were raw. I don't really like raw onions.

You could be right!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:11 PM (T7G3R)

771 Shots?

Posted by: P-Ken Keeper of the flame at April 29, 2010 09:12 PM (8OTio)

772

Yes NC Ref, it is so hard to converse with otherwise extremely intelligent people who are raging liberals. How can someone so smart be so dumb? You just want to take a 2x4 and whack them upside the head and see if that knocks some sense into them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2010 09:12 PM (RZ8pf)

773 Now it's only a 5 minute trip for me to get to an In N Out.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 30, 2010 02:06 AM (gofDd

 

I got your FIVE MINUTE IN-N-OUT....

OK that was rude and I'm sorry but I couldn't help myself.  Sorry....

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:13 PM (57AVG)

774

#773

Sam's Club brand?

Posted by: T-Paw GOP Leading Light at April 29, 2010 09:13 PM (8OTio)

775 I got your FIVE MINUTE IN-N-OUT....

5 minutes? You taking pills?

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:15 PM (gofDd)

776 Anybody else having blog comment reloading problems?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:16 PM (c0A3e)

777 You just want to take a 2x4 and whack them upside the head and see if that knocks some sense into them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 30, 2010 02:12 AM (RZ8pf)

 

LOL 'cause my brother is about to get a fkn MASTER's degree in something that is totally predicated on this "green" economy.  WTF are they thinking???

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:16 PM (57AVG)

778 good night PGiS

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 09:16 PM (Gk/wA)

779 #779  LOL 'cause my brother is about to get a fkn MASTER's degree in something that is totally predicated on this "green" economy.  WTF are they thinking???

You're operating from a false premise - that they are "thinking" rather than just blindly doing this from an emotional link to Gaia.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:18 PM (c0A3e)

780 Now it's only a 5 minute trip for me to get to an In N Out.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 30, 2010 02:06 AM (gofDd)

 

Ah, the benefits of Capitalism!!!  :-P

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:18 PM (57AVG)

781 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 30, 2010 02:11 AM (T7G3R)

I take my onions very seriously!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:18 PM (gofDd)

782 778 Anybody else having blog comment reloading problems?

I've had nothing but, ever since they switched servers a week ago.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:19 PM (T7G3R)

783 I'm listening to Rod Stewart.  Dude is tan.

Posted by: Carrot Crist at April 29, 2010 09:20 PM (8OTio)

784 771 That's right where I went to high school!

did you go to chester or bernards?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 02:11 AM (/4b86)

 

OK now we have an issue.  'Cause my answer is....

 

Both.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:20 PM (57AVG)

785 'Night PGiS. Let us know if they do any presentations on bottlenose dolphins.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:20 PM (T7G3R)

786 #782 Ah, the benefits of Capitalism!!!  :-P

But that leads to a "food desert"!  Noes!

/The First Wookie's crappy contribution to the political lexicon - "food desert".  Can I hang myself now?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:21 PM (c0A3e)

787 I've had nothing but, ever since they switched servers a week ago. typical computer upgrade.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:21 PM (/4b86)

788 Both. hehehe, technically, so did i. ok, what year did you graduate?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:22 PM (/4b86)

789 ok i'm going to bed too
g'night

Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2010 09:22 PM (Gk/wA)

790 I had a grilled cheese sandwich from In N Out today. Sooooooo good.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:22 PM (gofDd)

791 I had a grilled cheese sandwich Are they good? I mean, lettuce etc on a grilled cheese?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:23 PM (/4b86)

792 Night chemjeff. Let us know if they do any presentations on bottlenose dolphins Now wait a minute!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:23 PM (T7G3R)

793

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 02:21 AM (/4b86)

 

So how do you know so much about the whole "'Chester/Bernards" issues...???

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:24 PM (57AVG)

794 792 I had a grilled cheese sandwich from In N Out today. Sooooooo good.

You realize I'm literally salivating here.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:24 PM (T7G3R)

795 Love In and Out

Posted by: sully at April 29, 2010 09:24 PM (8OTio)

796 #791  'night, chemjeff. 

To spice up the thread -

Orgy!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:25 PM (c0A3e)

797 EASY solution:  Kiss him goodnight before you turn in.  Let him lose sleep.

Hmmmmmmmmm....FIRST khissssssss.....

Posted by: Eve at April 29, 2010 09:25 PM (QJADW)

798 Are they good? I mean, lettuce etc on a grilled cheese?

I thought so. It's basically the same thing as the burgers without the patty. I also got grilled onions with it. It was a nice snack.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:25 PM (gofDd)

799 You realize I'm literally salivating here.

I torment you out of love.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:25 PM (gofDd)

800 "'Chester/Bernards" issues...??? I must be a local. small world eh?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:26 PM (/4b86)

801 797 Love In and Out

I hope you're referring to the restaurant and not the ghey Kevin Kline movie.

/Was glad that Rum introduced me to In and Out burgers.  Awesome!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:26 PM (c0A3e)

802

hehehe, technically, so did i. ok, what year did you graduate?

 

Would you like to move to a private room?  ;-)

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:26 PM (57AVG)

803 So, I'm playing detective games from Big Fish Games, & the next game involves a deserted, haunted amusement park. The atmosphere is dark & stormy, too. No wonder they have a warning for kids. Reminds me of a Scooby-Doo episode involving a "haunted" amusement park.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby, trying not to be afraid of the clowns at April 29, 2010 09:27 PM (yfJ6g)

804 ahhaha just curious. course it really only narrows things down to around 600 people.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:27 PM (/4b86)

805 I torment you out of love.

I'd hate to see what you'd do when you're angry.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:30 PM (T7G3R)

806 These companies are being threatened with boycotts by the Alinskyite open borders crowd, Hollywood phonies, and craven politicians;   U-Haul, Best Western, and Cold Stone Creamery   Give them your business

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 09:30 PM (sYxEE)

807 /Was glad that Rum introduced me to In and Out burgers.  Awesome!

Kratos, any withdrawal symptoms yet?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:30 PM (T7G3R)

808 I'd hate to see what you'd do when you're angry.


Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:31 PM (gofDd)

809 Reminds me of a Scooby-Doo episode involving a "haunted" amusement park.

The really early Scooby-Doo eps were actually kind of freaky. (At least they seemed that way at age 7.)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:32 PM (T7G3R)

810

c/o 89.  Football, soccer and student council.  More info would just make it obvious.  Like its not already to all the fkn stalkers and identity theives out there.

 

When did you graduate, bebe w the destructive boobs?

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:32 PM (57AVG)

811 Grilled cheese rocks. 

Posted by: PETA at April 29, 2010 09:32 PM (8OTio)

812 #809  Kratos, any withdrawal symptoms yet?

No, I seem fine.  But any possible symptoms might be ablated by being reunited with the Blade of Olympus, .

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:32 PM (c0A3e)

813 805 So, I'm playing detective games from Big Fish Games, & the next game involves a deserted, haunted amusement park. The atmosphere is dark & stormy, too. No wonder they have a warning for kids. Reminds me of a Scooby-Doo episode involving a "haunted" amusement park.

What age group are these games for?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:34 PM (c0A3e)

814 When did you graduate, bebe w the destructive boobs? 84. so you were at orville when i was there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:34 PM (/4b86)

815 814 Grilled cheese rocks.

Only with ham, or bacon.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:35 PM (c0A3e)

816 I'm sure the grilled cheese sammies at In N Out are cooked on the burger grease.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 09:37 PM (gofDd)

817

#818

325 pounds here on fruit and water alone....fascist...

Posted by: carhels johanson at April 29, 2010 09:38 PM (8OTio)

818 #820  Or served with loaded cheese fries – which is fries, cheese, bacon bits and sour cream.

I can feel my arteries start to close up at that description.  Well done!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:38 PM (c0A3e)

819 How much salt though?

Posted by: Obumble the Merciful at April 29, 2010 09:40 PM (8OTio)

Posted by: T8 to T5 adapter Kits at April 29, 2010 09:40 PM (qgFwU)

821 Dammit, now I'm hungry!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2010 09:40 PM (/4b86)

822 The very last thing I did on the day I left Anaheim was grab one last Double-Double meal on Brookhurst. Realized that this was the thing I'd miss the most about CA. (Which probably says something about how fulfilling my life was in CA.)

The next day as I was driving through Arizona, an In-N-Out sign suddenly appeared out of nowhere, rising over 1-10 in Casa Grande. I got off at the very next exit I came to and did the fastest fucking U-turn you've ever seen. Got an encore Double-Double meal and a couple of T-shirts besides.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:40 PM (T7G3R)

823 84. so you were at orville when i was there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2010 02:34 AM (/4b86)

818 814 Grilled cheese rocks.

Only with ham, or bacon.
      NO, long story but....actually my Junior HS was the one in Remember the Titans.  The Black HS in Alexandria back in the day.  George Washington JHS.  Ironic....   Never went to orville 'cause my family was spread all over.  Kinda miss the old 'Chester neighborhood!  :-)  But I was a freshman at Chester in 85 then my parents moved me to the "safe " HS across the street.  WhatEvah..  LOL   Oh and grilled cheese with ham OR bacon just fkn ROCKS!  :-)

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:42 PM (57AVG)

824 Did Monty get banned for his slanders?

Posted by: Otis from Mayberry at April 29, 2010 09:42 PM (8OTio)

825 #826  The next day as I was driving through Arizona, an In-N-Out sign suddenly appeared out of nowhere, rising over 1-10 in Casa Grande. I got off at the very next exit I came to and did the fastest fucking U-turn you've ever seen. Got an encore Double-Double meal and a couple of T-shirts besides.

A sign from God, eh?

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:43 PM (c0A3e)

826 Monty can't be banned!!!  He's too smart and cool! 

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:45 PM (57AVG)

827 A sign from God, eh?

Maybe so. Now that Arizona's getting its act together I may have to move there.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 09:47 PM (T7G3R)

828 #832  Maybe so. Now that Arizona's getting its act together I may have to move there.

NJ might be getting (at least) it's fiscal act together.  But I still wouldn't want to move there.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 09:53 PM (c0A3e)

829

Night, bebe...with the boobs I'll be thinkin' of.....

Never seen 'em but still, I can picture them....

Let's talk again soon  :-)

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 09:58 PM (57AVG)

830 Last week Fox played the UK debates in place of RedEye.  It was worth it.  They might be doing it again. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:00 PM (ajjrO)

831 834

NJ might be getting (at least) it's fiscal act together.  But I still wouldn't want to move there.

From what I'm reading, Christie is fighting the tide on that. NJ wants their budget fixed, but not with budget cuts. The DemSM does its part of course by dragging out the crying towels with stories of those being "starved" by the budget cuts.

I wish him all the success in the world, but the odds aren't in his favor. He may only be slowing the final crash of that crap state

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 10:00 PM (sYxEE)

832

Yep, they're showing it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:00 PM (ajjrO)

833 'Night all.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 29, 2010 10:01 PM (T7G3R)

834

You guys should try to watch, if you can.  Mebbe it's on the net somewhere too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:02 PM (ajjrO)

835 Now that Arizona's getting its act together I may have to move there

And you'll be closer to me!

...wait a minute. You're going to try to steal your souls back! I see through your tricksy ways!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:02 PM (gofDd)

836 #839 

'night, Undead.  Keep your powder dry, .

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 29, 2010 10:02 PM (c0A3e)

837

816 805 What age group are these games for?

Some are 6-8, 8-12, others are higher (the puzzle games are for older people). I mainly play because (1) I love detective stories & (2) it keeps my brain engaged. It's not quite like playing Sodoku, but it's better than nothing.

Their website: Big Fish Games

Posted by: Miss80sBaby, trying not to be afraid of the clowns at April 29, 2010 10:03 PM (yfJ6g)

838 kbear, I hope he does better than Arnold when he won the recall.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:06 PM (gofDd)

839 Clegg has already lost the camera.  Interesting.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:06 PM (ajjrO)

840 80sbaby, Big Fish Games hooks me in with their Match 3 games. They're so damn addictive I had to step away.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:06 PM (gofDd)

841

812 The really early Scooby-Doo eps were actually kind of freaky. (At least they seemed that way at age 7.)

I still like watching both those & the beginning A Pup Named Scooby Doo episode. They aren't as scary as when I watched them on Cartoon Network ages ago, but they're still fun. Even though the ending is always predictable, I love it. It's "corn well-served".

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 10:07 PM (yfJ6g)

842 Speaking of Ahnuld, he's on Jay Leno now

I'd hate to think the next governor might actually make us miss Ahnuld. It'll be pretty hard though, since he's a liberal Dem in his heart

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 10:07 PM (sYxEE)

843

The Conservatives are definitely back.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:08 PM (ajjrO)

844

As a former CA resident...

 

I'm glad I moved!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 10:09 PM (57AVG)

845 Bear, why can't anyone--Arnold, f/x-- stand up to Sacramento and just say we can't spend like that and get rid of these guys, etc.?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:10 PM (ajjrO)

846 Wow, I'm really impressed by Cameron.  He's making that camera his bitch.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:12 PM (ajjrO)

847

846 80sbaby, Big Fish Games hooks me in with their Match 3 games. They're so damn addictive I had to step away.

Never played that one, but I guess I won't now. They're trying to make their puzzle gaves more high-tech by staging mysteries in life-like environments, then adding a digital twist. A few of the ones more geared towards adults really throw me, & it's great to practice/complete the "I spy!" lists & the riddles. Like I said, it seems silly, but it really helps exercise my brain. The hidden objects also seem to help my eyes. 

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 29, 2010 10:12 PM (yfJ6g)

848 I'd hate to think the next governor might actually make us miss Ahnuld.

That's a scary thought. Yet I don't like Poizner or Whitman.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:12 PM (gofDd)

849 Ahnuld wants immigration reform, says vee must do it now. Of course his idea of reform is open borders and amnesty

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 10:13 PM (sYxEE)

850

814 Grilled cheese rocks.

Mmmm, rocks made of grilled cheese.

 

Posted by: Aaron at April 29, 2010 10:14 PM (XUIJ5)

851 Bear, why can't anyone--Arnold, f/x-- stand up to Sacramento and just say we can't spend like that and get rid of these guys, etc.?

This is a state of nitwits where Obama still polls favorably, and Boxer still leads in polls.

Whomever is up in Sacramento is the unions bitches in the end

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 10:16 PM (sYxEE)

852

GO Comets.....

 

GO Vikings, the Mighty Mighty Vikings...

 

Bebe's boobs know what I'm talkin' about!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2010 10:16 PM (57AVG)

853 854 I'd hate to think the next governor might actually make us miss Ahnuld.

That's a scary thought. Yet I don't like Poizner or Whitman.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 30, 2010 03:12 AM (gofDd)

 

Governor Jerry Brown

Posted by: Aaron at April 29, 2010 10:18 PM (XUIJ5)

854 Yikes. Anyone see the new Hot Air?

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 10:18 PM (qzcNU)

855

I don't get it, Bear.  The profligate spending and the deletarious effect of big taxes has to be obvious to everyone.  It would be interesting if someone ran directly against the size of gubmint and the fat, sassy unions.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:19 PM (ajjrO)

856

Brown keeps wagging his head "no."  Looks bad. 

Cameron's a rock.  He seems completely unflappable.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 10:21 PM (ajjrO)

857 #860,
It doesn't look too bad on firefox.  Just "smaller."

Posted by: wooga at April 29, 2010 10:24 PM (IhzyJ)

858 #863

There are, like, seven ads on the page now. If you're lucky you don't get flashy, animated ads for Frogger or some other stupidity.

It looks like a typical Salem project.

Posted by: Benson at April 29, 2010 10:26 PM (qzcNU)

859 Governor Jerry Brown

Honestly, that would just push CA over the edge faster. I think Poizner and Whitman would only prolong the pain for a couple months.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:27 PM (gofDd)

860 I don't get it, Bear.  The profligate spending and the deletarious effect of big taxes has to be obvious to everyone.  It would be interesting if someone ran directly against the size of gubmint and the fat, sassy unions.

This is a state full of people that think that government largesse is always there for the taking, and there's a bottomless pit of faceless rich fat cats to fund it into eternity if they would just "pay their fair share". Others believe that some magical green beans will come along and build a new utopia. Others say that California has too much going for it to fail

The PIIGS are the canary in the coal mine. The UK is on the edge, California and New York will run out of suckers to keep the money coming

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 10:30 PM (sYxEE)

861 Anyone see the new Hot Air?

It looks busier, yet much cleaner than it did before. I never liked its old format.

Of course, I stopped going there a month or so ago.

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:30 PM (gofDd)

862

Remember when a British PM had a spine?

Bush: "See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

Blair: "Cause I think this is all part of the same thing. What does he think? He thinks if Lebanon turns out fine, if he gets a solution in Israel and Palestine, Iraq goes in the right way, he's done it. That's what this whole things about. It's the same with Iran."

Bush: "I feel like telling Kofi to get on the phone with Assad and make something happen. We're not blaming Israel and we're not blaming the Lebanese government."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 29, 2010 10:30 PM (yfJ6g)

863 Watching a Law & Order SVU episode.

Brian Dennehy is playing Brian Dennehy

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2010 10:33 PM (sYxEE)

864 ^ My last post was much more thoughtful, before it got eaten several times.

Summary was that this year's British election is more like "Britain's Got Talent" than an actual election, & I thoroughly dislike all 3 men. 2/3 use their dead children as props, & all 3 are spineless. Why the Brits thought the Chancellor Brown would be better than Blair is beyond me. Blair was definitely no conservative, but he was better than Brown. Brown's proved he isn't as intelligent as everyone thought. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 29, 2010 10:35 PM (yfJ6g)

865 My bed beckons. Night, morons. It's Friday! Yay!

Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess at April 29, 2010 10:35 PM (gofDd)

866 860 Yikes. Anyone see the new Hot Air?

Hurts my eyes. Think I'll need my sunglasses if I venture over to read their headlines.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 29, 2010 10:38 PM (yfJ6g)

867 I see the posters @ HA joked about coming over here & partying while the site changed servers. That would have been interesting...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 29, 2010 10:50 PM (yfJ6g)

868

When I came on line just now, I saw that Comcast is conducting a poll to determine the most hated baseball teams. That is pretty sick.

I like some teams better than others, and I have a favorite. But I don't hate or dislike any team. I swear, this has become a country of bitchy gossips, whiners and complainers. 

The dufus who came up with that poll needs to get a life and to get a grip. Geezez!!!! 

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 29, 2010 10:52 PM (ITzbJ)

869

This is a state full of people that think that government largesse is always there for the taking, and there's a bottomless pit of faceless rich fat cats to fund it into eternity if they would just "pay their fair share". Others believe that some magical green beans will come along and build a new utopia. Others say that California has too much going for it to fail

I just remembered:  I thought of a possible brain function explanation (forgot the name of the kind of science in question) yesterday.  I was sudying the Monty Hall problem.  One explanation why this is so hard for us to accept is "working memory overload."  What those scientists were saying is, essentially, the Monty Hall problem requires us to hold too many things in our heads at once, and we shuck some of it before ther end of the problem.  Thus, at the end of the problem when we decide on a course of action, we're not plugging in all the facts.

I'm sure that's a crappy explaination, but that's the gist of it.  So.  Imagine that applied to, say, governance. Think of the congenital inability for many on the left to maintain logical consistency, what usually gets called intellectual honesty.  That neverending inability enables many on the right to exploit them (the inconsistencies) in the same manner over and over.  For a specific example, could it be that they would use the word "polarizing" when describing the AZ immigration law--supported by 70%-- and then not use when mentioning Obamacare because they truly don't see the inconsistency?  In the moment, then--at the point of deciding--it looks like working memory overload.  Maybe that's an explaination for much of the bias we see.  In that situation, the general politcal stance--not all the material specifics of a given situation--become the basis of decision making,   since keeping those general forms in mind is easier.  ("I don't recall what I said yesterday about the identical situation, vis-a-vis the Other Group, so I'm going to phrase it completely differently today, since I like this group.")

Long story short, in the moment, maybe many are having working memory overload, and cannot keep all the relevant, material factors in mind in order to arrive at a reliable decision.  So, they resort to the general forms of politics to make a decision they're comfortable with.  ("It's complicated, but I know I don't like those fatcats."  "It's complicated, but I know I want my share of free stuff.")

Yada yada yada.  I'm not saying Democrats are retards.  It's the first time I've thought about this; it's contorted, somewhat, but it's interesting, and it needs to be fleshed out.  F/x, there would be many who elect to devote less working memory than they able to.  Burns fewer calories.  A nice, simple world is less stressful.  

Maybe they're just a bunch of jagoffs.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 11:16 PM (WztXZ)

870 Zingo, I think Cameron's doing what he has to to get elected.  Hoping for more clarity later.  He has been hitting the edges of the real issues (big gubmint).  I'm thinking he just can't come out too strongly now because he might run everybody off.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 11:19 PM (WztXZ)

871 Clegg keeps trying to act like the neutral arbiter of what is reasonable.  Not persuasive.  And he butts in and bickers a lot.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 29, 2010 11:26 PM (WztXZ)

872 Thread is prone, checking the vitals

Posted by: ONT EMT at April 29, 2010 11:35 PM (SwkdU)

Posted by: weight loss at April 29, 2010 11:52 PM (lAoNn)

874

Re: #860 @ 3:18 a.m.

I like MM. But screw Hot Air. Their website was designed and constructed by imbeciles.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 29, 2010 11:54 PM (ITzbJ)

875 You guys need to add "NoScript" to FireFox.  HotAir is much more tolerable that way.  I also have PeerGuardian running, which blocks a lot of other crap.

Posted by: wooga at April 30, 2010 12:04 AM (IhzyJ)

876 #866 Others believe that some magical green beans will come along and build a new utopia.

Well not green beans.  But magical beans nonetheless.

Posted by: wooga at April 30, 2010 12:08 AM (IhzyJ)

877

Why should we need to add anything to make Hot Air more "tolerable"?

Their procedure for registering, returning, logging in and leaving comments is such a damned nuisance that it isn't worth the aggravation to even bother to go there. (Never mind the frequent discrepencies in their articles.)

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 12:21 AM (ITzbJ)

878 Well not green beans. But magical beans nonetheless. Some of those magic beans are green. Solar & wind? Definitely driven by magical thinking.

Posted by: fluffy at April 30, 2010 12:25 AM (SwkdU)

879 Hot Air looks like a big ol' pile o' sphincter squeezins. 

How many cutesy ads can they pile onto one page?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 12:43 AM (qCCnh)

880 Hot Air looks like a big ol' pile o' sphincter squeezins. The site that none of us ever visit doesn't look radically different. All the crap I want to ignore is isolated in the right column. Even Peggy Noonan's column made sense for a change. Time marches on.

Posted by: fluffy watches the sunrise at April 30, 2010 12:52 AM (SwkdU)

881 Ah, Peggy Noonan. (sigh) When I was a kid, I had a crush on her.  She grew up. I didn't. 

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 01:05 AM (ITzbJ)

882 First!

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 01:14 AM (V8B//)

883 13 minutes! That was hilarious. There's a raaaainnnbo-oh-ohhhhh aroundthe moooo-ooo-oon How does that work, exactly?!

Posted by: MDH3 at April 30, 2010 01:23 AM (ynM5P)

884 My browser won't allow the dirty hippies to connect. When I was in Basic Training, I got KP duty the day our company did gas chamber training. (Pull off mask in a closed room full of tear gas) My guardian angel is still keeping watch.

Posted by: fluffy lucks out at April 30, 2010 01:27 AM (SwkdU)

885 I only made it 3.5 mins...

Actually my whole experience with hippie justice was a valuable life lesson: The authorities won't always protect you - so always make sure you have your own stick and be prepared to use it.

I too have had the same experience.
However mine involved a girl on WAAAY too much acid... and no one but me and two other people to help her. Got so bad that she started masturbating etc, with a tampon clearly showing. Was truly an awful sight.
All the Hippies did at this festival was walk by, watch, and give stupid advice like "leave her alone man" "leave her on her journey"

Fuckin Hippies

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 01:35 AM (V8B//)

886 "leave her on her journey" The motto of Search & Rescue teams everywhere.

Posted by: fluffy has a compass at April 30, 2010 01:38 AM (SwkdU)

887 The worst part of her acid trip, was how she kept repeating the
same words over and over and over and over and over....


Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 01:41 AM (V8B//)

888 OMG I used to BE a hippie, used to be IN the friggin' Rainbow Family and I could only take five seconds of that video. ouch.

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at April 30, 2010 01:42 AM (Rxmu6)

889 Got so bad that she started masturbating etc, with a tampon clearly showing. Was truly an awful sight.
All the Hippies did at this festival was walk by, watch, and give stupid advice like "leave her alone man" "leave her on her journey"

Fuckin Hippies

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 06:35 AM (V8B//)

Uhm.  I'm thinking "leave her alone" sounds like pretty good advice.  Better: "run away screaming."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2010 01:57 AM (1fanL)

890 Didja ever fry a slice of white bread in bacon fat? Yummy! Didja ever have a peanut butter, bacon and (lots of) mayonaise sandwich on whole wheat bread? Even yummier! Our youngest, the mad scientist in our family, is a culinary genius.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 02:04 AM (ITzbJ)

891 Uhm.  I'm thinking "leave her alone" sounds like pretty good advice.  Better: "run away screaming."

It was bad because there were a lot of nasty people there who wanted to take her back into the woods. Easy sexual prey. Couldn't let it happen because I knew her. However it was amazing how little people wanted to help. Was an eye opener.

Fuckin' Hippies!

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 02:04 AM (V8B//)

892 At least they don't seduce Jack Russells.

Posted by: Rod Rooter at April 30, 2010 02:05 AM (TItTf)

893 fuckin' hippies

Posted by: horny Jack Russell terrier at April 30, 2010 02:09 AM (SwkdU)

894 I made it 4:58...wow..  I am worse for that experience.

Posted by: Timbo at April 30, 2010 02:11 AM (7GgDy)

895 It was bad because there were a lot of nasty people there who wanted to take her back into the woods. Easy sexual prey. Couldn't let it happen because I knew her. However it was amazing how little people wanted to help. Was an eye opener.

Fuckin' Hippies!

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 07:04 AM (V8B//)

Yeah, hippies are lovely.  The Rainbow People have a problem with child molesters, as I recall.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 30, 2010 02:13 AM (1fanL)

896 It was bad because there were a lot of nasty people there who wanted to take her back into the woods.

I always figured that was 90% of the reason males got involved with the hippies.  All that media hype about free love.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 02:17 AM (QrA9E)

897 You want to see something funny? Feed a Labrador a big glob of peanut butter, and then sit back and watch. What was even funnier was that it came back for more. Our Labradors and our 3-year-old have what can only be described as a special rapport with each other.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 02:33 AM (ITzbJ)

898

Morn' all, could'nt make it past the Iron Man trailer of 101min Hippy vid and nearly lost my breakfast over the grandma fucker...shutter...WTF. Way to start the day, with a vile ONT. The Victorian super models of yore somewhat cleansed the pallet.  So what do we have in store for today?? Rumor has it that we are about to annex the Congo, something to do with their rapidly expanding tech sector...who knew!

 

Posted by: Huggy Bear at April 30, 2010 02:34 AM (pr+up)

899 Rumor has it that we are about to annex the Congo Stay out of our colony and stop trying to do sex to us.

Posted by: China at April 30, 2010 02:42 AM (SwkdU)

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 02:42 AM (V8B//)

901 Boehner: GOP Will Repeal Health Care Law http://n.pr/cFwwIY

Posted by: conscious and still hoping for victory at April 30, 2010 02:47 AM (YVZlY)

902

Even dogs are getting into the act.

http://tinyurl.com/29497p8

Posted by: The Chicken at April 30, 2010 02:59 AM (DYJjQ)

903 A few surprises from the vote on the PR bill from Hot Air:

The roll is up. Among the Republicans voting yes: Marsha Blackburn, Cantor, Joe Cao, Mike Castle, Tom Cole, Jeff Flake, Jeb Hensarling, Darrell Issa, Peter King, Mark Kirk, Kevin McCarthy, Pence, and Aaron Schock. Among the Democrats voting no: Jason Altmire, Rosa DeLauro, Barney Frank(!), Gutierrez, Dennis Kucinich(!), Walt Minnick, Tom Perriello, Bobby Rush, Velazquez, and Anthony Weiner.

An amendment to add a fourth option in the second vote (if the first vote was to change status). The new option is to retain current status.  That would make it very difficult to get the options the Dems want because the first choice, if it passed at all would be narrow, then the votes would be split between 4 options with the ability once again to vote for no change of current status.

I would have also liked to see the 2nd choice reworded to plain English. Speaking of which, a useless amendment to make English the official language of PR was defeated.

Now this thing will move on to the Senate where I suspect it will be very low priority.  Keep in mind that it has to make it through the Senate before the current term is up.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 03:09 AM (QrA9E)

904 I couldn't even bring myself to press "play"..

Posted by: UGrev at April 30, 2010 03:10 AM (862vz)

905

904

eesh! sock problems already today??

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 30, 2010 03:13 AM (pr+up)

906 Dagflippingnamit.

I couldn't get past 2 minutes before nausea and seizures started to set in.

Posted by: Rick at April 30, 2010 03:16 AM (cC3jG)

907 I couldn't get past the "RBI" warning. Seriously, I had to stop and have a sip of coffee and light another cig..

Posted by: Corsair at April 30, 2010 03:27 AM (dpmQN)

908

 

right now the local radio talkers are discussing a 37-yr old in Florida (of course) with 16 kids, pregnant with #17, (not Pajama Momma!).

She's on welfare and Florida is putting her and her brood in a bigger house!

 

Posted by: Lippy the Lion at April 30, 2010 03:47 AM (IKwYb)

909 Fox News Alert: First Quarter GDP Expands at 3.2 Percent, Significantly Slower Than Previous Quarter

Now, does anyone believe either number.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 03:48 AM (QrA9E)

910

 

Meanwhile, back at RNC headquarters...

the stupid-asses are scratching their heads looking for ways to go after the Democrats. If only we can find something, anything, to use against the Democrats...

Posted by: Lippy the Lion at April 30, 2010 03:49 AM (IKwYb)

911 this was a truly creepy overnight thread....i've been damaged

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2010 03:51 AM (ucxC/)

912

 

They are cooking the the books!. The bls and bea are all in on it. That's why stupid joe biden was sent out to tout the upcoming jobs data. The whole thing is a sham and everyone is on it.

Posted by: Lippy the Lion at April 30, 2010 03:54 AM (IKwYb)

913 917 More than usual??

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2010 03:54 AM (ZetuL)

914 It was UNEXPECTED

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 03:56 AM (QrA9E)

915 Vic, I'm not sure how these guys define "1st Quarter" anymore.

Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2010 03:58 AM (7K04W)

916 918 At this point I almost welcome collapse.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2010 03:58 AM (ZetuL)

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 30, 2010 04:00 AM (0fzsA)

918 889 13 minutes! That was hilarious.

There's a raaaainnnbo-oh-ohhhhh aroundthe moooo-ooo-oon

How does that work, exactly?!

Posted by: MDH3 at April 30, 2010 06:23 AM (ynM5P)

If you ever tried those Reagan blotters we were discussing the other day...you would know.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 30, 2010 04:08 AM (pr+up)

919 Oh boy,we really did NOT need this oil rig disaster now.This may kill any expanded drilling(the libs must be rubbing their hands together in glee).Wouldn't it be great if it was found to be "green" sabotage?

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2010 04:16 AM (ZetuL)

920 What is it with hippies and an inability to set type?  Always some goofy looking magic marker font 

Posted by: Font Inspector at April 30, 2010 04:16 AM (Vui52)

921 Vic, I'm not sure how these guys define "1st Quarter" anymore.

With this crowd it doesn't matter how they define it because it will change from day to day.

I don't believe anything that comes out of this adm, they are all congenital liars.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 04:19 AM (QrA9E)

922 925 Heu lookee my hash.I can start a religion.You must worship ZetuL!

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2010 04:22 AM (ZetuL)

923

5min 21 seconds on the Hippie vid.

the only reason I mde it that long was the occasional shot of a semi hawt hippie chick.

It is only 8:30 in the morning, but I feel as if I need a drink already...that was a horrible experience-you could almost smell the hippies through the computer.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 30, 2010 04:24 AM (4Hy88)

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 30, 2010 04:24 AM (0fzsA)

925 I still see some of these "hippie gatherings"  at remote camping locations in Colorado.  Their body odor wafts through the air an amazingly long distance.

Posted by: beerologist at April 30, 2010 04:29 AM (tgXx6)

926 Okay I tried.I watched like 3 minutes but it ran extra slow on my browser so I want credit for 6.Where's the meteor guy to summon a biggun?

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2010 04:31 AM (ZetuL)

927 Their body odor wafts through the air an amazingly long distance.

Like the bums on the train in Berlin.

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 04:31 AM (V8B//)

928
Did not even start the hippie video.  Next we'll be offered a "How much dryer lint can you stuff in your mouth?" endurance test.  Umm,  no thanks.

Posted by: Dang at April 30, 2010 04:32 AM (UA4gE)

929

Here's a "what if" scenario for you: I'm not suggesting that it is the case, but what if  Ace is posting here as someguy to stir up the pot?

But then, it could be just a coincidence that the only times that someguy posts here, Ace always just happens to be here to respond to his comments, too.

 Oh well, two other schizophrenics here have conversations with themselves under multiple names and multiple 5-character codes, too. If Ace and the two of them didn't post here at all, maybe Vic and I would be the only ones posting here, ya think?

Anne Coulter's website on Human Events has become so dried up that one person talks to himself 24 hours a day under essentially two dozen different names, frequently forgetting to change names during his arguments with himself. Well, maybe not. Maybe there are 20 people there named Dave.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 04:34 AM (ITzbJ)

930 But then, it could be just a coincidence that the only times that someguy posts here, Ace always just happens to be here to respond to his comments, too.

Ya... how bout that?

Posted by: Mjim at April 30, 2010 04:37 AM (V8B//)

931 Someguy was depositing his normal shit all over the DrewM thread last night while Ace wasn't there.

I have reached the point now where I will not respond to anything someguy spouts. He has been banned and thus we all aught to just ignore him.  

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 04:40 AM (QrA9E)

932 But, but, but, Vic, how do you know that Ace isn't Drew, and that Ace and Drew aren't Purple Avenger, and that Ace and Drew and Purple Avenger aren't Maetenloch, and that Ace, Drew, Purple Avenger and Maetenloch aren't Mallamutt, and for that matter, how do I know that YOU aren't someguy, Ace, Drew, Purple Avenger, Jack M., Maetenloch and Mallamutt? For that matter, how do I know that you aren't me? Just say'n.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 04:57 AM (ITzbJ)

933 You don't

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 05:00 AM (QrA9E)

934 Geez, all my son ever gets from my mother-in-law are checks in birthday, Halloween, Christmas, Groundhog's Day, Easter cards.  I think I'll shield him from the option of having sex with her.  Just doesn't seem right for some reason. 

The Victorian gals....I remember when I was a kid in the mid-70s, we used to take summer trips out to Virginia City, MT where my grandparents lived.  Out there, we'd all take off in my grandpa's jeep to go investigate the multitude of abandoned buildings and shacks in the mountains.  I remember seeing many, many of these types of pictures tacked onto the insides of the walls of many of these places.  I'm a chick, but they still were kinda cool to me. 

Hippie video....made it about 3 minutes and that was while biting down on a wooden spoon.  What a bunch of 'tards.

Posted by: Twinks at April 30, 2010 05:01 AM (VYKgG)

935 Precisely.

Posted by: A Casual Observation at April 30, 2010 05:04 AM (ITzbJ)

936 I made it through five and a half long minutes of the hippie video. It woud have been about 30 seconds but there was the back of a topless hippie chick in the beginning and I was holding out for some boobie, even a side shot or some scrunched-up Rennaisance Faire cleveage. Alas, to no avail.

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 30, 2010 06:35 AM (uuZjB)

937 And also perfect for measuring your HEF (Hippie Endurance Factor). 3 minutes is average, 10 minutes is manly, and 45 minutes is positively Bronsonesque. And if you can make it through all 101 minutes, well that's a mandatory drug test.

3 minutes? What fresh hell is this?  After 5 seconds I jumped forward a bit to see if it changed... I probably watched 2-3 seconds in another 2 places in the video... and that was more than enough.

I guess I like myself more than you morons do.  I wouldn't do that to my brain, it's never done anything that mean to me.

Posted by: Gekkobear at April 30, 2010 06:45 AM (X0NX1)

938 Shit! I didn't last 3 seconds. And I LIKE hippie music, sing-alongs, campfires, folk music, all that stuff. Not this "Barney" dreck.

Posted by: Texan99 at April 30, 2010 07:47 AM (lN2Mc)

939

All.  The.  Way.  All 101 minutes and thirty seconds of hippy wailing the same stupid lines over and over and over.

I confess I was reading a treatise on oil and gas law while this was playing, so I wasn't without defenses.

Now I want a time machine so I can go back to 1997 and smack me some of those hippies. 

Do you think there is an Ohio National Guard reenacter group?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 30, 2010 08:39 AM (O9Cc8)

940 Foolish Hippies! Your chanting and niceness will not stop my children from deliberately mistaking you for hobos and hunting you for sport!

Posted by: SoupOrMan at April 30, 2010 03:28 PM (Fcers)

941 I lost interest before the commercial was done.

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 30, 2010 07:19 PM (Qb4Lv)

942 Headin' out to Eden, yeah, Brother! Are you one, Herbert? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRewcZXEMb8&feature=related

Posted by: The Osprey at May 01, 2010 08:08 AM (E9qZN)

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