December 26, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - Caturday edition (Mætenloch)
— Open Blog

Welcome to another edition of CatSaturday.

And yes tonight truly is Caturday night. Earlier this afternoon I had to retrieve my parents' kitteh out from under the house where she's been holed up for the last several sub-freezing days. Well anyway I succeeded but at the cost of a chewed up, bloody thumb. So I'm off to the urgent care to get tetanus, antibiotic shots, and (crossing fingers) some of the good painkillers. Good times, good times. So anyway I may or may not check in tonight so play nicely among yourselves.

Kitteh Yoga

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Ugly Celebrities
Okay some of these aren't even human.

20 Of The Worst Named Products Ever
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1 I would like to declare Prima Nocta

Posted by: michael Scott at December 26, 2009 05:23 PM (7rV+V)

2 ...and BANKRUPTCY!!!

Posted by: michael Scott at December 26, 2009 05:24 PM (7rV+V)

3 I know 'Downward Cat'.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:25 PM (7rV+V)

4

***Chirp***Chirp***

***Chirp***Chirp***

Posted by: Cricket Chorus at December 26, 2009 05:26 PM (7rV+V)

5 That cat picture is just wrong.

Posted by: toby928 at December 26, 2009 05:26 PM (PD1tk)

6

Oh thank Jebus-the ONT!!

I can't take the trolls anymore.

Ah, ONT how I've missed thee. Calgon take me away......

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:26 PM (wSJJr)

7 woohoo I am making delicious lasagna
it took a full 2.5 hrs of work so it had better be good

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:27 PM (Gk/wA)

8 The secret is in the fennel.

Posted by: toby928 at December 26, 2009 05:28 PM (PD1tk)

9 Hi Lacey! We have a chaperone-free evening once again on the ONT!! Yahoo! What type of jammies did you get for Christmas?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:28 PM (NFIi5)

10 Everybody get their Christmas Returns done today?

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 26, 2009 05:28 PM (ubICq)

11 Anybody seen the commercials for that new drug, Aciphex? The actors say the name loud and clear several times - it's pronounced "ass effects". My wife and I ROFL every time it's on. Literally hundreds of people must have been involved with the creation and marketing of this drug - did not a single one of them speak up and say, "Uh, this sounds totally like Ass Effects"?

Posted by: schizuki at December 26, 2009 05:28 PM (gdjuF)

12 The cat would look more natural if it was licking its ass.

Posted by: huerfano at December 26, 2009 05:29 PM (1+C5d)

13

7 woohoo I am making delicious lasagna
it took a full 2.5 hrs of work so it had better be good

The sad truth - It will be better tomorrow.  It just needs to sit for like 3.5 hours too 'Come Together'.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:29 PM (7rV+V)

14 You probably know this, but someone has to point it out.

Emma Peel's name comes from the writers trying to define her character.  They wanted someone with "man appeal".

M-appeal.

Emma Peel

That's all.

Posted by: JayC at December 26, 2009 05:29 PM (ZzNlk)

15 11 -- maybe the drug is for constipation.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:30 PM (NFIi5)

16

8 The secret is in the fennel. Sausage.

Fify

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:30 PM (7rV+V)

17 The fennel is in the sausage.

Posted by: huerfano at December 26, 2009 05:31 PM (1+C5d)

18

Hey Sass!

I got a few pairs but these are the ones I loved most. The other pairs I got were from Target.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:32 PM (wSJJr)

19 Transitive property, my good man.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:32 PM (7rV+V)

20 And you guys with all this food talk. I went to bed drunk and starving last night. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:32 PM (NFIi5)

21 Agreed that lasagne has to sit overnight before the flavors really meld.  And it's the combination of meat sauce AND sausage that makes magic.  Plus you need lots of layers of really thin pasta.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 26, 2009 05:32 PM (ubICq)

22  Or 'hoids, Sassypants.

Posted by: Peter at December 26, 2009 05:33 PM (tKU56)

23 Sassypants, want some of my lasagna?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:33 PM (Gk/wA)

24 Hey good news - I got a "capital credit" check from my electric co-op, for $20.06 - the only good thing about having a co-op for an electric company

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:34 PM (Gk/wA)

25 Oh, those look ultra comfy, Lacey! I love comfy PJ's. I hope you enjoy them for many years.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:34 PM (NFIi5)

26 By the way, that "worst named products" link takes you to a site full of popups and crapware.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 26, 2009 05:34 PM (ubICq)

27 It's a sign - I was looking at my finances today and I realized I was just a little short - this unexpected check covers the gap

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:35 PM (Gk/wA)

28 Sure, Chemjeff. Can you just magically snap your fingers and transport it to me this instant?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:35 PM (NFIi5)

29

KITTEH PORN!!!!!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:35 PM (MaqIC)

30 Okay, I'm snapping, let me know if you get anything

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:35 PM (Gk/wA)

31 chemjeff is always coming up with new pick-up lines. "Hey baby, want some of my lasagna?" wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

32 Chemjeff, do you always do this much cooking? Or just around the holidays?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 05:36 PM (UUL10)

33 Hey - where's my new drinking buddy, Todler? I have port tonight. I also got a little bottle of Baileys with caramel. I'm saving that for either later or tomorrow.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:37 PM (NFIi5)

34

My lasagne *drools*. I didn't dinner tonight (okay cereal doesn't count).

Yes, Sassy, they are ultra comfy. My house is at that weird temp where if I go any higher it will be too warm; yet it's too cold right now so I'm wearing a scarf too. Weird, I know. I do it all the time.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:37 PM (wSJJr)

35 Here's some kitteh pr0n for ya

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:37 PM (Gk/wA)

36
My cat decided to projectile-vomit all over the living room this morning.  That would be accurate, too.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 05:37 PM (YbMPV)

37 I got nothing, Chemjeff. You've got to work on your magic skills.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:37 PM (NFIi5)

38 GirlThursday, it's normally just around the holidays I do this much, but I enjoy it for the most part, mostly I don't have the time

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:37 PM (Gk/wA)

39 Let me take that down: "Hey baby, spicy lasagna?" Well, you know, in case the wife ever gets tired of me.

Posted by: joncelli at December 26, 2009 05:38 PM (Ko4Av)

40

Roast Chicken, and Bread Salad over a bed of Wilted Arugula w/Sweet Roasted Pecans and Craisins.  Side of Roasted Butternut Squash.

Good Stuff, that.

 

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:38 PM (7rV+V)

41 Sorry Sassypants, but if you are interested this is the lasagna that I made

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Worlds-Best-Lasagna/Detail.aspx

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:39 PM (Gk/wA)

42 Eeeek, that was kitteh porn, a little warning next time chemjeff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:39 PM (RZ8pf)

43 Well, they look extremely comfortable. And it's a reminder for me that I should probably buy some more PJs when I'm at the mall tomorrow. I didn't go today. Tackling that stuff tomorrow. I'm a little fearful about the crowds.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:39 PM (NFIi5)

44 Fine then, I made tacos tonight for dinner. They were delicious too.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:40 PM (RZ8pf)

45 Here's some more kitteh nastiness

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:40 PM (Gk/wA)

46 Oh, Chemjeff. I appreciate the recipe, but I typically like it when others make the meal for me.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:40 PM (NFIi5)

47 I shopped online today. A lot of stuff was already sold out but I managed to get the Christmas plates I wanted.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:41 PM (RZ8pf)

48 PGiS umm I think I did say it was kitteh pr0n

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:41 PM (Gk/wA)

49

Chemjeff, I guarantee, that KITTEH has been de-CLAWED.

I  have!!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:41 PM (MaqIC)

50 18

Hey Sass!

I got a few pairs but these are the ones I loved most. The other pairs I got were from Target.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 10:32 PM (wSJJr)

Lacey, those obviously arent the super sexy lacy see-through type, but too me, they are still very, very sexy, in a cozy, cuddly sort of way.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 26, 2009 05:41 PM (Vu6sl)

51

omg garrett that sounds AMAZING!

I didnt't eat too much today as we overdid it last night. Beef Wellington. I haven't had that in a couple of years--so good--but I forget just how rich it is and how full you can get off a few bites.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:41 PM (wSJJr)

52 Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, I won't click your link chemjeff, not for all the lasagna you have to offer.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:41 PM (RZ8pf)

53 Greetings, All.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 05:42 PM (7dmFm)

54 I'll bet you paranoid, racist losers all think that cat has explosives hidden underneath her tail.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at December 26, 2009 05:42 PM (7+pP9)

55 Yeah but chemjeff you usually just post cute pictures of kitties in coffee cups and stuff like that, not a cat molesting a woman's boobage, so I wasn't expecting it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:42 PM (RZ8pf)

56

PGiS, you just said your taco was delicious...

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:43 PM (7rV+V)

57 Umm, I hate to break it to you conscience, but I'd go out on a limb to bet most girls don't sleep in "lacy see-through type" things.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:43 PM (wSJJr)

58 Yeah PGiS you probably don't want to click on that second link

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:43 PM (Gk/wA)

59

I made a HUGE batch of Minnestrone tonight for the extended family.

I'm Irish.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:43 PM (MaqIC)

60 No more kitty porn, Chemjeff. That is just wrong.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:44 PM (NFIi5)

61 Beef wellington - I am so jealous.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:44 PM (NFIi5)

62 Sally Ann, the GUY CAT has the EXPLOSIVES. 

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:44 PM (MaqIC)

63 Okay so I'm watching Revolutionary Road. First off: incredibly boring for having such a good cast. Oh and also insanely depressing.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:44 PM (wSJJr)

64 eman, I have been reduced to being a messenger service, here's the message, please e-mail Genghis at his old tip line email, xgenghisx at gmail dot com, he wants to ask you something and he doesn't have your e-mail.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:44 PM (RZ8pf)

65 lacey - it's yummy.  Pretty easy prep as well.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:44 PM (7rV+V)

66 Okay, just for PGiS: cute Kermit kitteh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:45 PM (Gk/wA)

67 41- Yum. But just a quibble: My lasagna is the world's best lasagna.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 05:45 PM (UUL10)

68 Damn is taco a euphemism? I did not know that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)

69 I heard that Revolutionary Road was insanely depressing, which is why I will not rent it.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:45 PM (NFIi5)

70 49- That cat better have been declawed. Otherwise ... ouch.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 05:46 PM (UUL10)

71 64, PGiS, um, ok.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 05:46 PM (7dmFm)

72

I love wellington. 

I need to make some out of the Antelope I shot this year.  That will be tasty!

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:46 PM (7rV+V)

73 PGIS - I'm sure you've heard of the Pink Taco in Las Vegas, right? Why do you think the guy named it that?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:46 PM (NFIi5)

74 That kermit kitteh is going to smother his owner in his sleep for that, I can tell from the eyes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:46 PM (RZ8pf)

75
8 The secret is in the fennel.

Keeps you from farting too.

Posted by: Beto at December 26, 2009 05:46 PM (+CLh/)

76

Sally Ann is a troll.

FUCK OFF TROLL

(I'm not even messing with the kindly get bent pleasantries this evening. We're waaaaaay past that with these fucknuggets).

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:47 PM (wSJJr)

77 And for Sassypants: kitteh basket (not pr0n)

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:47 PM (Gk/wA)

78

68 Damn is taco a euphemism? I did not know that.

Really?  Its a common one...

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:47 PM (7rV+V)

79

WORLDS BEST???     I had lasagna on Christmas Eve during friGGin snow storm.  It was good, but it lacked FENNEL and it lacked Basil.

I'm not gay, but I do have a Chef's degree.

At least one of those 2 claims is true.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:47 PM (MaqIC)

80 I lusted after Emma Peel when I was a kid. Something about that black leather cat suit... Alas, even then I knew that by the time I grew up she would be too damned old. Sigh.

Posted by: Barry O. at December 26, 2009 05:48 PM (QECjC)

81 Thanks, ChemJeff. I liked the basket of kittehs a lot better.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:48 PM (NFIi5)

82 Crap, goddamn sock puppet...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 05:48 PM (QECjC)

83 57 Umm, I hate to break it to you conscience, but I'd go out on a limb to bet most girls don't sleep in "lacy see-through type" things.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 10:43 PM (wSJJr)

I totally agree.  The point I was trying to make is that the nightware doesn't need to be see-through to be sexy. 

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 26, 2009 05:48 PM (Vu6sl)

84

eman, if you don't want to, I don't care. I did what I was told because I'm pathetic.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:49 PM (RZ8pf)

85

I've never had ANTELOPE WELLINGTON, but I'm "game"!!!  Hehehehe.

I did have some "BAMBI SUMMER SAUSAGE" today.

Tender-oni.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:50 PM (MaqIC)

86 lacey I think that was a sock puppet.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:50 PM (RZ8pf)

87 Hmm...antelope wellington... I wonder if that would work with buffalo?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:51 PM (Gk/wA)

88 Good evening all. Hope you had a good post Christmas day.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 05:51 PM (gofDd)

89 Well excuse me for not being up on all the slang for body parts. I must've missed the memo in junior high school.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)

90 68 Damn is taco a euphemism? I did not know that. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 10:45 PM (RZ8pf) Well, it all depends: did you mean a crunchy taco, or a soft one?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 05:52 PM (QECjC)

91 Hi Rum. It certainly was better than yesterday. Did you brave the stores today?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:52 PM (NFIi5)

92

I'm not drinking tonight. But I hear fudge calling me from the refrigerator. Damn that fudge, I will not devour it in one sitting no matter how much it tempts me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:53 PM (RZ8pf)

93

If you have a CRUNCHY TACO, you need to see a GOVERNMENT DOCTOR.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:53 PM (MaqIC)

94 79- Well, that's according to my mom. So, based on her correct assessment of my lasagna, I must also assume the other things she's told me are true ... like the fact that I'm way prettier and smarter than anyone else. Of course, if she's wrong about the lasagna, that shoots everything else to hell.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 05:53 PM (UUL10)

95

I don't know, PGiS, he was on another thread. And I've seen him before.

Oh and we have a new troll, RG or something. Let's pray he doesn't make his way over here.

Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas/day off  yesterday!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:54 PM (wSJJr)

96

You all were really looped last night (for the most part). I don't know how you kept typing.

Hope things look brighter today.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 05:54 PM (dcKUM)

97
did you mean a crunchy taco, or a soft one?

Or a fish taco?

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 05:54 PM (YbMPV)

98 Well, you know what they say about tacos: the only thing more fun than making them is eating them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 05:54 PM (QECjC)

99 mmm the lasagna was very very good
yes it had basil and fennel seeds

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:55 PM (Gk/wA)

100 Well, like I said earlier, TexasJew, I went to bed drunk and starving.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:55 PM (NFIi5)

101

It DOES and it HAS worked with Buffalo.  The only down side to Buffalo, is the lack of fat.  You have to cook it at a lower temperature for less time TOO!

But it is very healthy, very tasty and the lack of fat means you can season it with more of the seasonings that you prefer.  Salt too.

I know a Buffalo rancher and I love Buffalo.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:55 PM (MaqIC)

102 Umm....fudge.....damn you guys are bad for me.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:55 PM (wSJJr)

103

Fine, I'm never bringing up my taco again.

Bite me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:55 PM (RZ8pf)

104 Hi WTR how was the shopping today?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:56 PM (Gk/wA)

105 @103: So you're saying I can have a bite of your taco?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 05:56 PM (QECjC)

106 I'll bet you paranoid, racist losers all think that cat has explosives hidden underneath her tail.

Lift it up and sniff to make sure, would you please

Posted by: Beto at December 26, 2009 05:56 PM (+CLh/)

107 Gus - I've got to ask - what is the dealio with your random CAPS? I've been meaning to ask you for days now. But maybe because I'm drinking port tonight, I'm asking for real.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:56 PM (NFIi5)

108 92- PGiS, my mom made some chocolate fudge pie, and it's so good I can't even think straight. I'm going to be really sad when all of my leftovers are gone.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 05:56 PM (UUL10)

109 For you CoolCzech, you can eat the whole thing.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (RZ8pf)

110

Your MOM would never lie.  I'll bet your Hot dogs, Apple Pie and your choice of Chevrolet's is infallible too!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (MaqIC)

111 100 Well, like I said earlier, TexasJew, I went to bed drunk and starving.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 10:55 PM (NFIi5)

Never drink on an empty stomach. Didn't your in-laws feed you?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (dcKUM)

112

Buffalo makes a mean Wellington, but it makes a BIG wellington.  Antelope backstraps are about the perfect size. There's a sweetness to the meat that also lends itself to such rich applications as a Welli.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (7rV+V)

113 @109: BUNK! (With a bottle of salsa, of course... )

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (QECjC)

114 Argh, you guys are talking food and I just had dinner. Sharky's fish tacos are the best. Too bad there aren't any outside of CA, NV and AZ. Sassy, I did go to the mall today and it wasn't too bad. It's a small mall, though, and not usually busy. I returned the ugly scarves my sister and I got from my aunt. So now I have a $50 credit to Macy's.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (gofDd)

115

Oh sounds like everyone drank last night. Am I alone here??

Got a new bottle of Woodfurd Reserve. Mmmm mmm mmm.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (wSJJr)

116 I don't know what you mean Sassypants. 

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:57 PM (MaqIC)

117 I know Girl Thursday, the fudge is from my sister. I didn't bake this year so I had to rely on the kindness of family for my holiday sweets so I'm in the same boat as you, once they are gone I will be weeping into the empty container.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:58 PM (RZ8pf)

118 Fine, I'm never bringing up my taco again.

but what about the enchiladas?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 05:58 PM (Gk/wA)

119 Gus, you're gay AND a chef? You're going to make us women completely useless.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 05:58 PM (UUL10)

120 No in-laws around, TexasJew.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 05:58 PM (NFIi5)

121 They still make Chevrolet's?

Posted by: Beto at December 26, 2009 05:58 PM (+CLh/)

122 #96  The sun shown today almost all day. Of course, you had to have a hooded parka on to block out the wind.  I never did find out what the wind chill was. the weatherman forgot to mention it.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 05:58 PM (kmgIE)

123

I drank a Root Beer, then a glass of 2% milk, then a Arizona Ice Tea.
Then when I got home, I drank Orange Juice.

Tonight, I have a Heineken.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 05:59 PM (MaqIC)

124 CoolCzech, if you put salsa on my taco I'll never forgive you, that would burn like a son of a bitch.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 05:59 PM (RZ8pf)

125 109 For you CoolCzech, you can eat the whole thing. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 10:57 PM (RZ8pf) Care for a taste of my burrito?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 05:59 PM (QECjC)

126

Care for a taste of my burrito?

Is there sour cream?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:00 PM (RZ8pf)

127 I made banoffee pie one year because I heard about it in Love Actually. It came out really well, but making it is kinda complicated. If you eat it, don't think about calories. You don't want to know. Just keep in mind that bananas are healthy!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:00 PM (gofDd)

128 125 CoolCzech, if you put salsa on my taco I'll never forgive you, that would burn like a son of a bitch. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 10:59 PM (RZ8pf) Don't worry! I'd eat it all like a champ!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:00 PM (QECjC)

129 127 Care for a taste of my burrito? Is there sour cream? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 11:00 PM (RZ8pf) If you do it right...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:00 PM (QECjC)

130

Thursday, either I'm Gay and a Chef. Or.  I'm not Gay and not a Chef.  Or I'm Straight and a Chef.

At least one of my statements was true.
Here is a HINT.

I am not GAY and I DO have a CHEF'S degree.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:00 PM (MaqIC)

131 127- I can see you guys are really going to take advantage of Mæt not being here tonight.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:01 PM (UUL10)

132 I love fudge. Good fresh fudge. Butterscotch fudge is delicious. I did go out and buy pretzles and a jar of honey mustard today! Borrowing from someone else's concept last night. That was my lunch! Yummy.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 06:01 PM (NFIi5)

133 Saudi Arabia in Desert Storm? They fed us Zit Soda.


Posted by: XBradTC at December 26, 2009 06:01 PM (y0E9v)

134 Bourbon?

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:01 PM (7rV+V)

135 121 No in-laws around, TexasJew.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 10:58 PM (NFIi5)

I'm sure they were eating their asses off. Should have sent you all a care package.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:01 PM (dcKUM)

136 Sassy, I plan on making your cookies tomorrow. If I get to them like I planned, I'll put them in the mail on Monday.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:01 PM (gofDd)

137 'Night, all.  Hope you all had a happy Boxing Day.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 26, 2009 06:02 PM (P7zlF)

138

Ew Gus. How did you not throw up?? That's some weird mixtures floating around in your stomach.

Oooooh Casino!!!Eleventy!!!11!!!! Ch 502 for any DirectTv peeps.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:02 PM (wSJJr)

139

Sour Cream on a Crunchy Taco.

 

Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:02 PM (MaqIC)

140 Boxing Day
Does that have anything to do with fisting?

Posted by: Beto at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (+CLh/)

141 141 Sour Cream on a Crunchy Taco. Talk amongst yourselves. Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 11:02 PM (MaqIC) Tacos with a burrito filling can be nice.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (QECjC)

142 131- Well if that's true then it must make it much less likely that a woman will cook for you.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (UUL10)

143 Hey, Mutt.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (7rV+V)

144
Today I bought a six pack of Celebration Ale, a sixer of Lite (gotta drink something in the mornings), a bottle of habenero hot sauce, a liter of slivovitz, and 250 boolits.

It was a good day.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (YbMPV)

145 Rum - I'm glad you didn't get clobbered by the mobs at the mall. And that's awesome you got a $50 credit to Macys. What do you think you'll get?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (NFIi5)

146

I am not GAY and I DO have a CHEF'S degree.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 11:00 PM (MaqIC)

I'm sorry, but you like show tunes and you're thin and neat.

Come out of the closet, Tom. It's all right....

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (dcKUM)

147 I also made a spinach artichoke dip (complete with a whole block of cream cheese, plus shredded cheddar and sour cream) for last night and hardly anyone ate any of it. More for me!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:03 PM (gofDd)

148

Yes bourbon.

That's the good stuff. Just on the rocks.

Life is good.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:04 PM (wSJJr)

149

Who said I didn't throw up from the CAUSTIC MIXTURE.

Maybe I drank it to make myself a HUMAN TORCH as I FLEW to Detroit!!!!

LIGHT MATCH.  SWALLOW.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

It could work.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:04 PM (MaqIC)

150 PGiS, message sent. Thanks for your work on this.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:04 PM (7dmFm)

151 I'm a big fan of BETT MIDLER.     Maybe.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:05 PM (MaqIC)

152

Okay thanks to the taco talk I've lost my appetite.

THANK YOU!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:05 PM (wSJJr)

153 Sassy, I don't shop at Macy's ever anymore, so I'm not sure. I went to the MAC counter to ask about foundation since I know nada about makeup. I just wanted something light to make my face less shiny. The powder she put on me is $26 so I was thinking of getting that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:05 PM (gofDd)

154 Awesome, thanks Rum! I can't wait. Please email me your address so I can send check.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 06:05 PM (NFIi5)

155 I'm not sure what Girl Thursday is alluding to, I'm just talking about Mexican food...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:05 PM (RZ8pf)

156 Hegemony christmas, what look was Carrot Top going for?

Posted by: D߮W at December 26, 2009 06:05 PM (jsJUX)

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:06 PM (YbMPV)

158  Oh, look, the kitteh has a wet ladyfinger up her ass.

It's gonna blow up all the whole world.

QUICK -CALL PRESIDENT OBAMA! WE MUST AWAKE OBAMA OR EVERYONE WILL DIE!

On Faux "News" this morning Tom Rigid said he would've turned the scaredey cat level up to eleventy purple.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at December 26, 2009 06:06 PM (7+pP9)

159 Hiya Mallamutt! Sounds like your family  had a lovely Christmas.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:06 PM (wSJJr)

160 154 I'm a big fan of BETT MIDLER.     Maybe.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 11:05 PM (MaqIC)

She is divine.. um, they tell me..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:07 PM (dcKUM)

161

I love to cook.  If my job was CHEF, I'd probably hate to cook.

Once upon a time, I was a CHEF.  

If I have the TIME, I will cook.   Sometimes being a MACHO MAN who is SKILLED in Martial arts gets in the way!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:07 PM (MaqIC)

162 PGiS, as Freud said: A taco is never just a taco.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:07 PM (UUL10)

163 Tacos with a burrito filling can be nice.

But you have to go to the ATM first before you can get one of those.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:08 PM (Gk/wA)

164

TexasJew, so is Opie or so Charles Gibson tells me.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:08 PM (MaqIC)

165 Well, Girl Thursday - those of us on the thread last night certainly took advantage of it.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 06:08 PM (NFIi5)

166
What's up Mutt, rd.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:08 PM (YbMPV)

167 Weed.  Is there anything it's dealers can't do?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 26, 2009 06:09 PM (GdnrJ)

168

OK, that’s it, that isn’t the real chemjeff, no way the real chemjeff would post something as lewd as that. Who are you and what have you done with our chemjeff?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:09 PM (RZ8pf)

169 163 154 I'm a big fan of BETT MIDLER.     Maybe.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 11:05 PM (MaqIC)

She is divine.. um, they tell me..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:07 PM (dcKUM)

Of course she is! Would you like to see my Macaroni Midler??

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at December 26, 2009 06:09 PM (wSJJr)

170 Mallamutt, my sister and I are grown but my parents still sign the gift tags "Santa."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:10 PM (gofDd)

171 10 Everybody get their Christmas Returns done today?

Yep, returned my mother in law back to her house.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 26, 2009 06:10 PM (IqfKc)

172 PGiS I think it's a combination of the delicious lasagna and the Henry Weinhard's Hefeweisen.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:10 PM (Gk/wA)

173

Freud never had a CRUNCHY TACO with SOUR CREAM.

But EINSTEIN had BAGELS.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:11 PM (MaqIC)

174

Jesus, we just went to a not-so-great Mexican restaurant here, and my kishkas were just getting over a rather heavy-duty baked chicken enchilada plate, and here you all go about tacos and burritos.

Urp.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:11 PM (dcKUM)

175 25lb Turkey?  Obama weighs AT LEAST 95lbs.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:12 PM (MaqIC)

176

I'm not clicking on any links here for awhile.

Sassy already knows this story but I got on helluva virus on my work pc on Thursday morning. I'm pretty sure it was from here as that was the only browser I had up and Vic had commented about getting the same one. 

I don't how fucked my pc is. I had to call the IT people in to look at it. Needless to say it wasn't the best day - esp right before the holiday.

It was for something called "antivirus live". It will fuck your pc up--big time. It works as an anti-virus but it just wants you to put in  your credit card info. I couldn't open anything w/out it telling me to subscribe as my files were infected.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:12 PM (wSJJr)

177

Lacey: It was. Only real issue: cooked a 25 lbs turkey for Christmas dinner and there was just the 5 of us this year. So....anyone want some turkey?

I smell Pot Pie in your future.  Ina has a great recipe for lobster Pot Pie that can be easily co-opted for Turkey usage.  It has just a hint of Saffron in it...nice touch.

 

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:12 PM (7rV+V)

178 Taco is a dish best served fresh and at 37 degrees C.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:13 PM (7dmFm)

179 @166: speak for yourself, chemjeff. Discerning diners like PGiS luv my special sauce.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:13 PM (QECjC)

180

Hey, DS, everybody.

Found it.

Here's the look Carrot Top was  going for.  Before-after-next pics.

Posted by: D߮W at December 26, 2009 06:14 PM (jsJUX)

181 I think I shall have another beer.  Mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:14 PM (Gk/wA)

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 26, 2009 06:14 PM (Vu6sl)

183 I smell Pot Pie in your future. Ina has a great recipe for lobster Pot Pie that can be easily co-opted for Turkey usage. It has just a hint of Saffron in it...nice touch. My mom uses the turkey to make stock and then boils rice, carrots, celery and onion. Tasty Chinese style rice porridge and perfect for leftover turkey.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:15 PM (gofDd)

184

Rum, chemjeff is getting drunk, we can take advantage of him tonight.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:15 PM (RZ8pf)

185 I made that Ina recipe garrett. It is delicious!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:15 PM (wSJJr)

186

Musical burrito interlude.

http://tinyurl.com/hot-burrito-1

Posted by: huerfano at December 26, 2009 06:15 PM (1+C5d)

187 If you must comment, don't drink.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:16 PM (dcKUM)

188 chemjeff is getting drunk, we can take advantage of him tonight. I'll go get the cuffs! Don't worry, they're lined so they don't chafe.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:16 PM (gofDd)

189 Rum, chemjeff is getting drunk, we can take advantage of him tonight. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle He deserves "The Deluxe".

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:16 PM (7dmFm)

190

Mallamutt, I owe A LOT of PEEPS a screen, drink or keyboard.

I'll put you on my list and then I'll seek BAILOUT funds.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:17 PM (MaqIC)

191 188- Those Chippendale guys are so unsexy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:18 PM (UUL10)

192

Cool, Rum, can I have first dibs on the lollipop?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:18 PM (RZ8pf)

193
the cuffs! Don't worry, they're lined so they don't chafe.

Somehow, that seems appropriate.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:18 PM (YbMPV)

194 #149  WTR   The problem was, for me a strong aversion the color green in cold food. Spinach looks like something I should avoid. it may poison me, or something akin to it.  Now, green in a mixed drink, PGiS and i could share one of those.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 06:18 PM (kmgIE)

195 Ina brings it.  Her cookbooks are among the better ones out there.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:19 PM (7rV+V)

196 @189: I don't know, Vito: tacos at 37 degrees would be, shall we say, a little stiff.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:19 PM (QECjC)

197 Crap. It's a little after eight and I'm almost out of ethanol. "Poor planning", as my ex-Mother-in-law would say. (Insert sound of thunder and panicking horses)

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:20 PM (7dmFm)

198

Mystry, I loved my green scrooge drink last night, it was midori and vodka and grand marnier. I dropped a cherry in the bottom of my martini glass for a splash of red. Mmmmm, it was good.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:20 PM (RZ8pf)

199
Crap. It's a little after eight and I'm almost out of ethanol.

THAT'S why I made a run to the likker store today.


Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:21 PM (YbMPV)

200

2 of the following ARE TRUE.

BLOGGERS CHOICE.  YOU CAN VOTE ME OFF BLOG ISLAND.

I have a CHEF'S degree.

I am Heterosexual.

I was once or am still a Chippendale dancer!

Be gentle AOS friends.

Pick 2.  Gently.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:21 PM (MaqIC)

201

I refuse to drink tonight. A friend wanted to go out for drinks but I told her no. I am staying sober to better feel all the emotions roiling through me right now.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)

202 202 Ina brings it.  Her cookbooks are among the better ones out there.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 11:19 PM (7rV+V)

She gains about 15 pounds each and every year. By 2016, she's going to explode like that guy in the Monty Python movie "The Meaning of Life".

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:21 PM (dcKUM)

203 @199: wanna suck on my mints, paranoidgirls? Melt in your mouth, and maybe even your hands...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:21 PM (QECjC)

204

Gus we already know which two are true, you are a heterosexual and you have a chef’s degree.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:22 PM (RZ8pf)

205 mystry, spinach is good for you! Didn't you watch Popeye as a kid? Anyway, the dip is a warm one. It's baked in the oven for 20 minutes. Tastes really good with Fritos Scoops. I need to get another bag of Fritos. PGiS, you can have first lick of the lollipop. Be my guest.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:22 PM (gofDd)

206 207- Gus, much like a Chippendale dancer, you're just pulling stuff out of your ass tonight.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:22 PM (UUL10)

207

I agree garrett. Simple is what she does best. Yet she does it so well. I really like trying her dishes. And Giada's (well when she was more focused on the Italian cuisine).

I love the Food Network. One of the few channels I watch consistently.

The two I could do without: Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee. Blech. They are both so awful.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:23 PM (wSJJr)

208 #205  PGiS  Damn, and I an still stuck with my mixed case of GIN.. I could not even get a taker on a single bottle of the stuff. Sorry once again about the bottle of Sloe Gin.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 06:23 PM (kmgIE)

209 208, A Jedi can feel the Force flowing through her. Oh, and BTW PGiS, you are not pathetic.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:23 PM (7dmFm)

210

CoolCzech, if it melted wouldn’t that be a bit disappointing????

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:23 PM (RZ8pf)

211

I prefer Paranoidgirls answer.   It was far more "gentle"

Even non-gay former Chef's like me/Gus have feelings.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:24 PM (MaqIC)

212 213 207- Gus, much like a Chippendale dancer, you're just pulling stuff out of your ass tonight.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 11:22 PM (UUL10)

I didn't know Carrot Top was a Chippendale dancer.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:24 PM (dcKUM)

213 By 2016, she's going to explode like that guy in the Monty Python movie "The Meaning of Life". I think fart jokes and burping are funny, but I can't handle puke, fake or real. That scene in Meaning of Life scarred me.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:24 PM (gofDd)

214

She gains about 15 pounds each and every year. By 2016, she's going to explode like that guy in the Monty Python movie "The Meaning of Life".

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:21 PM (dcKUM)

It's the French cuisine. Paula has the same problem as she always cooks in butter, soaked in butter, and dipped in butter.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:24 PM (wSJJr)

215 @207: so you're saying, somewhere a chef is wondering what the hell happened to his degree?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:25 PM (QECjC)

216

The Chippendale dancers USED TO be very very beeeeeeeeeeeg.

What happened?

It's almost like the GLOBETROTTERS!!!

Is it the ECONOMY?

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:25 PM (MaqIC)

217 You can't be heterosexual AND a Chippendale dancer. Homosexuality or metrosexuality are required. How else can you explain men waxing off all of their body hair?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:26 PM (UUL10)

218 I didn't know Carrot Top was a Chippendale dancer. Posted by: TexasJew If so, he's created more Lesbians than Jodie Foster.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:26 PM (7dmFm)

219 @217: I can give you multiple melts, dear!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:26 PM (QECjC)

220 lacey, I have two of Giada's cookbooks. I've only made a couple of her recipes but they both turned out really well. And I totally agree with you about Rachael Ray and Sandra Lee. I think I even hate Sandra Lee more than RR because she's so bloody boring. She's what I think of as the worst type of cooking show. SHe reminds me of a bored housewife who wants to be Martha Stewart but doesn't care enough.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:27 PM (gofDd)

221 218- Aw, my poor little puppy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:27 PM (UUL10)

222

Exactly Lacey,

French cooking equals CHICKENS (how ironic) and BUTTER.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:27 PM (MaqIC)

223 I'll go get the cuffs!

don't forget the playdoh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:28 PM (Gk/wA)

224

 I loved my green scrooge drink last night, it was midori and vodka and grand marnier.

That actually sounds really good...Going to have to mix some for New Years Eve..

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 06:28 PM (AAJaO)

225

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 11:23 PM (wSJJr)

Best chef on the Food Network: Giada's cleavage.

Paula Deen is a bit much, but she's entertaining. Her husband reminds me of someone who works in a Mississippi bait shop.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:28 PM (dcKUM)

226

Sandra Lee is a hag and her food looks like three day old dog shit.

Don't even get me started on those g'damn tablescapes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:28 PM (wSJJr)

227 You can't be heterosexual AND a Chippendale dancer. Homosexuality or metrosexuality are required. How else can you explain men waxing off all of their body hair? Posted by: Girl Thursday Back in College there was this Chippendale dancer who tried to pick up women in bars using his dance moves. Every single woman laughed in his face.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:29 PM (7dmFm)

228 Abraham Lincoln on the wall, upside down. <Got nuthin'>

Posted by: Arsonist at December 26, 2009 06:29 PM (K/ufZ)

229 don't forget the playdoh How about stompy boots?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:29 PM (gofDd)

230 oh and the oysters, gotta have the oysters

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:29 PM (Gk/wA)

231 Paula Deen has great food. I would travel to Savannah just for the Lady & Sons mac & cheese. People swear it's the best mac & cheese you will ever it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:30 PM (wSJJr)

232

Oh, and BTW PGiS, you are not pathetic.

 

Thanks eman, but it is a bit pathetic to be reduced to someone’s secretary. Now if there were some real life role play that went along with that, it would be one thing, but alas, no it’s just e-mail.

 

I have the perfect naughty secretary outfit too. “Sir, would you like me to take some dicktation?"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:30 PM (RZ8pf)

233 How about stompy boots?

well if you want to put the playdoh and the oysters in the stompy boots, go right ahead, but they might ruin your boots

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:30 PM (Gk/wA)

234

Both Paranoid and Thursday understand.  I'm pleased.

I can dance.  Oh YES, I can dance.  But WAX.  No, that would not be prudent.

Hooray!! I'm a Non-Gay Chef!!!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:30 PM (MaqIC)

235 Psst, chemjeff. Elf costumes.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:31 PM (7dmFm)

236

The two I could do without: Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee. Blech. They are both so awful.

Bobby Flay and Guy Fieri both suck.  At least Fieri washes his hands, though.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:31 PM (7rV+V)

237 @233: damn, that's downright mean, lacey! Are your undies rubbing you the wrong way tonight?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:31 PM (QECjC)

238

there was this Chippendale dancer

I can't even look at a picture of one anymore without thinking of that Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze SNL skit.

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 06:31 PM (AAJaO)

239 >>>234 You can't be heterosexual AND a Chippendale dancer. Homosexuality or metrosexuality are required. How else can you explain men waxing off all of their body hair?
Posted by: Girl Thursday

Back in College there was this Chippendale dancer who tried to pick up women in bars using his dance moves.

Every single woman laughed in his face.>>>   I do NOT recall that incident.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:32 PM (MaqIC)

240 #212  WTM   NO IT'S NOT!!! no its not.. no it's not. You can't make me eat it, or look at it.  That's an old wives tale. Besides, I just read in a medical journal, that Spinach does not have as many vitams in it as they thought! I know that if I held out long enough, Science would prove me right. 

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 06:32 PM (kmgIE)

241 234- They try to use the same moves on a woman that a woman would use on a man. They don't realize it doesn't translate. A man who's stripping and trying to be serious about it is lame. A man who is doing it to be funny is cute. Also, did I mention the complete absence of chest hair? So sad.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:32 PM (UUL10)

242 A couple Halloweens ago I was at a club and there were two guys there who were Chippendales as their costume. They both looked pretty good, although the white boy (the other one was black) was a little too skinny. I love Good Eats on Food Network. Alton Brown is teh awesome! Also, I really love Andrew Zimmern on Travel Channel.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:32 PM (gofDd)

243

Chippendales is so ghey. You couldn't pay me to go any type of male review. Unless a m an is an Olympic swimmer, he should NOT be shaving his legs.

Male strippers are fucking gross. I'm going on the record with that statement right there.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:32 PM (wSJJr)

244

Play doh? Hmmm, that’s a new one.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)

245

But WAX.  No, that would not be prudent

Okay no waxing hetero guys, but at least shave that little piece in the middle of your unobrow, and please don't grow a garden in your ears and nose.

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 06:33 PM (AAJaO)

246 's the French cuisine. Paula has the same problem as she always cooks in butter, soaked in butter, and dipped in butter.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 11:24 PM (wSJJr)

But Julia Child cooked like that, and she never got that way. Of course, she was about 6' 4".

My girls watch "Iron Chef" religiously. We have all of Ina's cookbooks. I don't mind Rachael Ray, but they hate her. She laughs like a bar whore and that damn "Risus Sardonicus" smile can be a little creepy, but I admire her energy.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:34 PM (dcKUM)

247
People swear it's the best mac & cheese you will ever it.

What is it you would do to the mac 'n cheese?

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:34 PM (YbMPV)

248 Bobby Flay and Guy Fieri both suck. At least Fieri washes his hands, though. I like Diners, Drive Ins and Dives. I haven't watched Fieri's cooking shows. Bobby Flay's wife is hawt. She's Stephanie March, formerly and currently the ADA on Law and Order: SVU.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:34 PM (gofDd)

249 Damn, some of those celebrity pics aren't even *human*.  I only recognized about 3 of them...

Posted by: Lone Marauder at December 26, 2009 06:34 PM (p1iaB)

250

I'm so very VERY glad, that I was NEVER EVER EVER a CHIPPENDALE DANCER,

Though, I was once a COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL CHEF.

 

This is all TRUE. 

I swear.

 

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:34 PM (MaqIC)

251

Angie that is funny--I was thinking the same thing--Everyboyd's working for the weekend!

Sorry CC, I take it back. She's a Stepford and her food looks like a five year old went nuts in the kitchen. Better?

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:34 PM (wSJJr)

252

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:32 PM (gofDd)

Oh, and Alton Brown, too. We have his books and DVDs. He's absolutely maniacal.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:35 PM (dcKUM)

253 Yeah, I can't figure out the playdoh thing either. Unless chemjeff is using it to fashion himself a clay woman. Chemjeff, just remember: If you make the boobs too big, it will topple over.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:35 PM (UUL10)

254 Besides, I just read in a medical journal, that Spinach does not have as many vitams in it as they thought!

that's true - people thought spinach was this super-vegetable until it was discovered that in the original paper, the authors made a math error - their numbers were all off by a factor of 10 - so spinach is actually about the same as any other green leafy vegetable

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:35 PM (Gk/wA)

255 And as a kicker, Grater's ice cream took the green out of Mint Chocolate Chip. Green mint turned into white!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 06:35 PM (kmgIE)

256 Oysters? Blech, I don't like oysters. Raw, cooked, fried. Disgusting. I do like clams, however. mystry, there's also a block of cream cheese, shredder cheddar and a half cup of sour cream in my spinach artichoke dip. It's mighty tasty!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:36 PM (gofDd)

257

Oh and before I forget, I might not be on the ONT tomorrow until late, if at all, because I am going to a hockey game. Didn’t want any of you to worry about my non-presence given my vacillating emotions lately.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:36 PM (RZ8pf)

258 There used to be a pretty funny cooking show called the Galloping Gourmet back in the Seventies. Pretty raunchy, too... The audience eould always break out in laughter when he said things like, "Now let's take a leek!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:37 PM (QECjC)

259 Oh, and Alton Brown, too. We have his books and DVDs. He's absolutely maniacal. I love his props and the crazy skits he does. He's always so entertaining. I can't believe the show's been on for 10 years.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:37 PM (gofDd)

260 you haven't heard of using playdoh?  well how else are you going to keep the fishing pole stuck to your chest?  with duct tape?  that would hurt!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:38 PM (Gk/wA)

261

Paranoid, enjoy yourself.  I may not be on until late too,

Something about CHEF..ing and RAW OYSTERS.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:38 PM (MaqIC)

262

Yeah, TexasJew, but she got married and probably just quit caring what she looked like (are we talking Ina or Paula here?? I'm talking Paula).

As for Ina, I fear Jeffrey is cheating on her ( and I say this w/absolutely no knowledge of these people). But you have to wonder--she's always talking about how he's away during the week to work in the city.

As for me saying as far as Ina, I fear Jeffrey is cheating on her I truly hope that is the stupidest thing I say here tonight. I can't make any promises though.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:38 PM (wSJJr)

263

I was actually thinking the play doh was going to be used to make molds of various body parts.

 

I love the smell of play doh, but it doesn’t arouse me, sorry chemjeff, can we try another substance instead? You are a chemist I’m sure you could come up with something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)

264 238, PGiS, first, relaying messages is not pathetic. Second, someday your Prince will come (is that how you spell come?) Third, you are sure and certain proof that Seattle is a city of fools.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:39 PM (7dmFm)

265

Everyboyd's working for the weekend!

<grin> I could not think of the song.  It was going to kill me all night until I went on youtube.. Thanks!

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 06:39 PM (AAJaO)

266 @265: sorry to hear that, PGiS. Wanna take along my burrito to tide you over until Monday?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:39 PM (QECjC)

267 WTR the oysters aren't for eating, they are to feed the crabs for use during intermission

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:39 PM (Gk/wA)

268

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:37 PM (gofDd)

My little daughter thinks that Alton Brown reminds her of her favorite show, "Mythbusters", except with food. She told me to type that, btw...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:40 PM (dcKUM)

269 OK, I like Ina. I also like Alton Brown. He once made a casserole out of leftover Chinese food. That impressed me. Although he overwhelms me with information sometimes. Paula's recipes always make hungry, but I don't see much difference between her dishes and the ones my aunts would make. Also, I think she overdoes the Southern shtick. And I say that as someone who is very Southern. She did make bread pudding out of Krispy Kreme doughnuts once. That was awesome.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:40 PM (UUL10)

270

mystry, have you tried their blueberry pie ice cream??

It makes me weep it's so good.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:40 PM (wSJJr)

271

My niece thinks Ina’s husband is gay, so if he is cheating on her, it’s with a man. And trust me, my niece’s gaydar is a fiercely tuned machine, she lives in NYC and two of her best friends are hot young gay men.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)

272

I've youtube'd that song.  But that was WAY BACK, when I was a Chef.

 

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:41 PM (MaqIC)

273 She told me to type that, btw...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:40 PM (dcKUM)

Okay quite possibly the cutest thing we'll read here tonight

(praying she wasn't around for the taco conversation).

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:41 PM (wSJJr)

274

As for me saying as far as Ina, I fear Jeffrey is cheating on her I truly hope that is the stupidest thing I say here tonight. I can't make any promises though.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 11:38 PM (wSJJr)

Maybe he's shtupping Paula Deen for her low-rent hush puppies. Her husband looks about as smart as a rabbit turd.

I smell a Reality Show!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:43 PM (dcKUM)

275 gus, It is most interesting to learn you are a Chef. Might I ask your opinion of the Food Network Hosts?

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:44 PM (7dmFm)

276

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 11:41 PM (wSJJr)

I block the screen, and she's presently engrossed in "Kung Fu Panda".

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:44 PM (dcKUM)

277 My little daughter thinks that Alton Brown reminds her of her favorite show, "Mythbusters", except with food. That's a very apt description. I love Mythbusters, too. Especially when they blow stuff up. I've noticed how much their budget has increased with their popularity.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:44 PM (gofDd)

278 Let's all hope Maet gets the thumb well tended. A cat bite and stitches on a thumb can be an awful temporary handicap. But at least we know Harry Reid will be sure every citizen can get insurance for stitched thumbs. Even if it does cost twice as much and you have to wait twice as long to get treatment. Under penalty of law.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 06:45 PM (AZGON)

279 the oysters aren't for eating, they are to feed the crabs for use during intermission I'm confused. I don't think I want to be unconfused, though. Crabs sound pinchy.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:46 PM (gofDd)

280

Blueberries are awesome.  Yogurt, Pie, Milk Shake, Body wash,  mouth rinse, facial scrub, ANYTHING.  Blue berries are awesome. 

Nah, Strawberry is the best.

 

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:46 PM (MaqIC)

281

No chaperones here tonight and we're talking food. Only a few innuendos.

We should be proud of ourselves keeping it clean!!

*pats self on back*

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:46 PM (wSJJr)

282

I love Mythbusters too. And I loved a show that used to be on called Junkyard Wars.

 

I’m not very much into the Food Network, I confess. But I did notice while I was visiting family that it was the one station that all of us, including my son, were willing to sit and watch together. We mocked Giada’s fancy party mercilessly (while my brothers-in-law ogled her low cut dress) and we moaned with hunger over Ina’s seafood stew.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

283 #278  Laceyunderalls   No I have not. that's a new one on me! It sounds really really good. As soon as I can, I will imbibe. Errrr , it doesn't cost a arm and a leg does it?

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 06:47 PM (kmgIE)

284 WTR don't worry about it, we kill the crabs and then use just the shells

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:47 PM (Gk/wA)

285 I love blueberries. I like to make blueberry banana milkshakes. I like strawberries, but I feel like they're an overexposed fruit. Blueberries are underrated.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:47 PM (gofDd)

286

I cannot stand the FOOD NETWORK CHEFS.

KITTEH COURIC could do what they do.  It's a GIG.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:48 PM (MaqIC)

287

 make bread pudding out of Krispy Kreme doughnuts once.

I like to use Brioche.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:48 PM (7rV+V)

288

I block the screen, and she's presently engrossed in "Kung Fu Panda".

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:44 PM (dcKUM)

Cute. I started that movie with my niece and nephew. My baby nephew cried when I left this morning. That was the best gift I could have received this Christmas.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:48 PM (wSJJr)

289 oh the other day I had gelato for the first time, it is really yummy

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:48 PM (Gk/wA)

290 No chaperones here tonight and we're talking food. Only a few innuendos. http://giadascleavage.com/ There. I pissed in the punchbowl.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 06:48 PM (AZGON)

291 Is that what happened tp Maet? A cat bit his thumb? I'm as sesnsitive as the next guy (no, really!. I'm practically Mr. Sensitive!). But if my cat - assuming I had a cat - bit me, CoolCzech would have himself a new pair of slippers...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:49 PM (QECjC)

292 Festivus also includes the "Airing of Horniness".

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:49 PM (7dmFm)

293 288- Strawberry *is* best. Although I'm concerned that with the blueberry body wash, you may be moving into Chippendale territory.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:49 PM (UUL10)

294 If I hear one more Democrat tell one more lie, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...

Oh, who am I fooling.  I'm not gonna do anything.  Damn.

Posted by: RTH615 at December 26, 2009 06:49 PM (Rytlc)

295

chemjeff has some very strange sexual rituals it appears, I’m not sure Rum and I know what we’re getting ourselves into.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)

296 291-yep up to 4.25 for a pint. they had a peppermint bark one we tried to find for the holidays. Krogers was sold out everywhere.

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:50 PM (wSJJr)

297

Eman, is there a horniness level, like the threat level? So for example I am currently at horniness level orange? Or maybe red.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)

298 Blueberries are underrated. Posted by: wherestherum I like them with pecans. Heck, they go with anything, pretty much. The tiny ones from Maine are really good.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:51 PM (7dmFm)

299 The problem with Mythbusters is they ran out of myths ages ago, and are now just making shit up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:51 PM (QECjC)

300

That's a very apt description. I love Mythbusters, too. Especially when they blow stuff up. I've noticed how much their budget has increased with their popularity.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:44 PM (gofDd)

Last week, we drove up to Santa Fe and through Socorro, New Mexico, where New Mexico Tech is located. That's where "Mythbusters" goes to blow up stuff with their biggest explosions - NMT has a great explosives department.

She got all excited and we went on campus, to the campus bookstore, where they had a number of textbooks about explosives. I demurred, imagining what one of those in my carry-on luggage would look like to someone with the TSA.

After yesterday, it looks like I guessed right..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:51 PM (dcKUM)

301 Who said anything about sex?  This is just for dinner!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:52 PM (Gk/wA)

302 Strawberry SCRUB has more EXFOLIANTS!!!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:52 PM (MaqIC)

303

I switch my body washes out per season (I use Philosophy stuff) so, I have apple cider for the fall, and then peppermint for the holidays, I move to strawberry around Valentine ’s Day and switch to lemonade for summer. I have a few new kinds to throw into the mix that I just bought, a mandarin orange and a cherry.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)

304 Eman, is there a horniness level, like the threat level? So for example I am currently at horniness level orange? Or maybe red. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle I think your color is in the ultraviolet, my Dear.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:52 PM (7dmFm)

305 chemjeff has some very strange sexual rituals it appears, I’m not sure Rum and I know what we’re getting ourselves into. Maybe he's a merman. Merman.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:52 PM (gofDd)

306 I hear that if you like a guy who's patriotic, you should always make sure you smell like apple pie so that you'll remind him of America. Actually, I just made that up. I think I might try it though.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:52 PM (UUL10)

307
The bedbug article is disgusting.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 06:53 PM (YbMPV)

308

298 No chaperones here tonight and we're talking food. Only a few innuendos.

http://giadascleavage.com/

There. I pissed in the punchbowl.

I'll take the Neopolitan Cleavage and I'll start with the Kid Friendly Cleavage.  Just a Cup, though. 

 I want to save room for the desert tray lay.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 06:53 PM (7rV+V)

309

I'm getting horny over the food talk. Game back on!! Appetite back.

I don't dream about sex, but I do dream about food-- a lot.  What the hell does that say??

Posted by: laceyunderalls loving new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:53 PM (wSJJr)

310 My little daughter thinks that Alton Brown reminds her of her favorite show, "Mythbusters", except with food. She told me to type that, btw...

He actually did a Good Eats episode that was kind of a tribute to Mythbusters, except he changed the catch phrases "busted, confirmed and plausible" to something else that i can't remember top fit the food theme better.

Posted by: koopy at December 26, 2009 06:54 PM (XllG0)

311 The problem with Mythbusters is they ran out of myths ages ago, and are now just making shit up. I read an interview with them online a week or two ago. They get viewers sending in myths by the thousands.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:54 PM (gofDd)

312

I totally agree Thursday.  Apple pie, Chevrolet or CHEAP HOT DOGS, often proves a woman/girls Patriotism toooooo!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:54 PM (MaqIC)

313 Poker? I didn't even kisser. (There might be Scotch involved.)

Posted by: Arsonist at December 26, 2009 06:54 PM (K/ufZ)

314 Is that what happened tp Maet? A cat bit his thumb? Well, that's what Maet said at the top of the ONT. A serious cat bite can be serious stuff. A friend of mine once literally had "cat scratch fever..." His cat gave him a deep scratch on the arm, and the doc had to give him serious antibiotics. He felt better soon but like a fool ignored the doc and didn't finish his antibiotics... His arm swelled up like a football from an infection. He had to go on to stronger treatments and the infection was quelled. The doc said he would have lost his arm had we not had modern antibiotics. Given what Demotards will do to medicine, we can forget about any future modernization of our current drugs. All part of making the nation socially just, dontcha know.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 06:54 PM (AZGON)

315 Evening Morons, Sassy, PGIS, WTR and the rest of my late night friends.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 06:55 PM (m/DBY)

316 318 koopy I remember that Good Eats episode. Alas, I can't remember the words he used, either. I think he had 2 or 3 episodes like that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:55 PM (gofDd)

317

Just don't dream about SOUR CREAM CRUNCHY TACOS!!

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:55 PM (MaqIC)

318 Yep I'm a Mormon Merman.  I believe the Chosen Land is the Great Salt Lake.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:55 PM (Gk/wA)

319 Ladies, chemjeff is a chemist, so whisper things like "activated complex" and "Pauli Exclusion Principle" and he'll be putty in your hands.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 06:56 PM (7dmFm)

320 Evening, todler. What's in your cup tonight?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:56 PM (gofDd)

321 312- The one I'm obsessed with right now is grapefruit scented. I think it's a winner because I got complimented on it by the guy at the car shop on Wednesday.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 06:56 PM (UUL10)

322 I don't dream about sex, but I do dream about food-- a lot.  What the hell does that say??

That creme brulee is as good as sex?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:56 PM (Gk/wA)

323

Just don't dream about SOUR CREAM CRUNCHY TACOS!!

Has eggagog returned to the blogosphere?

 

Posted by: Arsonist at December 26, 2009 06:56 PM (K/ufZ)

324

Chemist???  But he calls himself CHEMJEFF??

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 06:57 PM (MaqIC)

325 Hi todler, Sassy was asking about you earlier but I think she's gone now.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:57 PM (wSJJr)

326 eman, here's a great chemist pickup line for ya:

"My free energy is negative, want to react?"


Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 06:57 PM (Gk/wA)

327 #304  That's the problem w/Krogers. When they run out of something that does not have their name on the product, they STAY out. Week or two is not unusual. I always go to a Graeters store first. as always, I always walk out w/two bags full of stuff.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 06:57 PM (kmgIE)

328 I have a few new kinds to throw into the mix that I just bought, a mandarin orange and a cherry. One of my friends gave me body wash from Sephora. I think it's coconut vanilla scented. I haven't tried it yet, but I plan to tonight.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:58 PM (gofDd)

329

Suck. The. Bourbon. From. The. Fabric.

 

Posted by: Arsonist at December 26, 2009 06:58 PM (K/ufZ)

330

What about polymers? Should we entice him with polymers?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 06:58 PM (RZ8pf)

331

I'm getting horny over the food talk. Game back on!! Appetite back.

I don't dream about sex, but I do dream about food-- a lot.  What the hell does that say??

You want to make love you your food? 

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 06:58 PM (AAJaO)

332 @317: It says you can use a twinkie with a good cream filling, lacey.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 26, 2009 06:58 PM (QECjC)

333 HI WTR, it's Long Islands.  and they are good.

Lacy, how are you?  and sorry if i missed  Sassy, I was out with a friend and his wife.  what an interesting night.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 06:59 PM (m/DBY)

334 The problem with Mythbusters is they ran out of myths ages ago, and are now just making shit up. They jumped the shark when they hired the chick to keep guys' attention. Now, they are basing shows on the flimsiest premises... Like "Tonight on Mythbusters... Can a stitch in time really save nine? The terrible twins take on this controversial myth and take it all the way to TEN!!!" And Adam turns out to be a 9/11 troofer. What a ginger tard.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 06:59 PM (AZGON)

335 327 Ladies, chemjeff is a chemist, so whisper things like "activated complex" and "Pauli Exclusion Principle" and he'll be putty in your hands.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 11:56 PM (7dmFm)

Well, in particle physics, atoms contain Strange Quarks and Charm Quarks, so you might want to ask him which one he prefers..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 06:59 PM (dcKUM)

336

I dream about pie more than anything. I don't like cake but I'm obsessed with pie.

Oh and I was dreaming about Orange Julius for about a week when that guy Flavius Julius was hanging around these parts

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 06:59 PM (wSJJr)

337 my fucking WiFi crapped out on me so I'm typing on the iPhone which as we all know -- say it with me -- is teh suck. Probably some fiber optic messup that my phone company will take give hours to fix. Damn. And I was enjoying the conversation tonight.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 06:59 PM (1fbWw)

338 I got a C in chemistry when I took it in high school at the local community college. All I remember from that class is that magnesium reacts with a bright flash when mixed with something else, but I can't remember what that something else is. I'm a history major, dammit.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 06:59 PM (gofDd)

339

Apple Pie...there's one of those in my fridge. Made it last night!

There's also Brown Sugar and Vanilla Hägen-Dazs Five in there as well...

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:00 PM (7rV+V)

Posted by: D߮W at December 26, 2009 07:00 PM (jsJUX)

341 What about polymers? Should we entice him with polymers?

hey baby, don't terminate my chain cuz I'm a free radical!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:00 PM (Gk/wA)

342 #317  Lacyunderalls   It's simple.  JUST SAY NO!!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (kmgIE)

343

From the incomparable S. Weasel

Cat pr0n 1

Cat pr0n 2

Above-the-fold ONT-worthy

Posted by: Truman North at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (FjC5u)

344

Did you guys hear that the dickbomber got onto the plane w/out a passport??

Amsterdam should no longer have an airport apparently.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (wSJJr)

345 I'm so very VERY glad, that I was NEVER EVER EVER a CHIPPENDALE DANCER

Repeated from last night's ONT

Andrew Sullivan in:

ANDI AND THE CHIPPENDALES - THE SQUEAKHOLE

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (sYxEE)

346 Well, in particle physics, atoms contain Strange Quarks and Charm Quarks, so you might want to ask him which one he prefers.. Quantum foam makes me roam...

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (gofDd)

347

If I may be serious for a moment, I just want to say thank you to all of you on the ONT, you’ve lifted my spirits through many a dark evening this past year and I appreciate your companionship, your humor, and most of all your kindness and compassion very much.

 

I hope that 2010 is an awesome year for one and all, you guys deserve the best!

 

Group hug time.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (RZ8pf)

348

I dream about pie more than anything. I don't like cake but I'm obsessed with pie.

I am rolling...

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (7rV+V)

349 Lacey, freud would probably say that your penchant for dreaming about "pie" means you had issues with your mother.  I say you just like pie a lot.

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 07:01 PM (AAJaO)

350

Apple Pie...there's one of those in my fridge. Made it last night!

Marry me!

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:02 PM (wSJJr)

351 334, Good one. "Is that an sp3 orbital in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:02 PM (7dmFm)

352 *joins in group hug with PGiS* I know one of you morons is groping my boob!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:03 PM (gofDd)

353

Group hug time.

Permission to linger?

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:03 PM (7rV+V)

354 Okay PGiS I'll take part in the group hug, I just have to take off my wetsuit first

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:03 PM (Gk/wA)

355 chemjeff is a chemist, so whisper things like "activated complex" and "Pauli Exclusion Principle" and he'll be putty in your hands. --- Well, in particle physics, atoms contain Strange Quarks and Charm Quarks, so you might want to ask him which one he prefers.. I have a fetish about neutron stars. I'm strangely aroused by electron degeneracy pressure.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:03 PM (AZGON)

356

Awww, PGiS, sweet, back atcha, kid.  

Kisses (in the non-lesbo way. And I fucking mean that morons!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:03 PM (wSJJr)

357 I know one of you morons is groping my boob!

oops sorry that was the crab

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:03 PM (Gk/wA)

358 355- You're sweet, PGiS. Also, you're a funny girl and a walking Freudian wet dream, so I'm sure 2010 will be an awesome year for you! (That's a compliment ... just in case it didn't sound like one.)

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:04 PM (UUL10)

359 Hi Todler. Tell us about your night. I'm stuck typing on a little phone so things take much longer than usual.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (FNz8L)

360

I know one of you morons is groping my boob!

Where's the other one?

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (7rV+V)

361

Awww, PGiS, sweet, back atcha, kid.  

Kisses (in the non-lesbo way. And I fucking mean that morons!)

They are still fantasizing..

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (AAJaO)

362 Dickbomber?  Is that what we're calling him?

Posted by: D߮W at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (jsJUX)

363 346 I got a C in chemistry when I took it in high school at the local community college.

All I remember from that class is that magnesium reacts with a bright flash when mixed with something else, but I can't remember what that something else is.

I'm a history major, dammit.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:59 PM (gofDd)

Read Richard Rhodes' "The Making of the Atom Bomb". It's a great history book, as well as a physics and chemistry textbook, all wrapped up in one.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (dcKUM)

364 ANDI AND THE CHIPPENDALES - THE SQUEAKHOLE Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2009 12:01 AM (sYxEE) I saw what you said last night but came in too late to reply. My sister and I were driving down the 91 and saw a billboard for the movie. I told every time I saw "squeakel" I kept thinking it says, "Squeakhole." I've been hanging around AoS waaaay too long.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (gofDd)

365

You know, the dickbomber probably did put an end to public nut scratching.

Posted by: D߮W at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (jsJUX)

366 Polymer Chemists, like hobos, are fascinated by "the random walk". Rum, magnesium reacts with just about anything. It burns in a carbon dioxide atmosphere and releases a bright blue light.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:05 PM (7dmFm)

367 Read Richard Rhodes' "The Making of the Atom Bomb". It's a great history book, as well as a physics and chemistry textbook, all wrapped up in one.

I second that - great book

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:06 PM (Gk/wA)

368

its fucking snowing, absolute bullshit, i want to go back to the land of the eighties

anywho, here we all are bored and drunk and my favorite sister wants to run around and see if we can get the cops to chase us like when we were kids

this is a retired navycop

fml

Posted by: freezingmyskinnyassoffjoe at December 26, 2009 07:06 PM (tooRP)

369

I think 2010 will be a great year!!

Mostly because I'll get to meet most of you (or I hope to with the m&m meet-up)

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:06 PM (wSJJr)

370 A friend of mine once literally had "cat scratch fever..." His cat gave him a deep scratch on the arm, and the doc had to give him serious antibiotics. He felt better soon but like a fool ignored the doc and didn't finish his antibiotics... His arm swelled up like a football from an infection.

Oh man, that happened to me too. Got bit by my aunts cat on the webbing between between my thumb and finger. It didn't look bad, so i just washed my hands and forgot about it. Woke up in the middle of the night with my hand throbbing in pain, looked at it and it was swollen up like a balloon and i couldn't move it at all. Had to go on antibiotics for a week and soak my hand in iodine twice a day.

Posted by: koopy at December 26, 2009 07:06 PM (XllG0)

371 I know one of you morons is groping my boob! Where's the other one? Pressed up against PGiS.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:06 PM (gofDd)

372 but be ready to devote a while to the book - it's long

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:06 PM (Gk/wA)

373 Cesium is where its at!

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:07 PM (7rV+V)

374 I have a fetish about neutron stars. I'm strangely aroused by electron degeneracy pressure.

I'm into Orion's Belt myself. Reminds me of those belly chains the pron stars wear

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:07 PM (sYxEE)

375 #358   Lacey... Lacey....Lacey.  It's only a dream!  Wake up!  As she gives me a roundhouse swing for disturbing her fantasy.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 07:08 PM (kmgIE)

376 magnesium is cool - it's the bright white light in fireworks

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:08 PM (Gk/wA)

377

it's the bright white light in fireworks

RACIST!!!!

Posted by: freezingmyskinnyassoffjoe at December 26, 2009 07:09 PM (tooRP)

378 magnesium is cool - it's the bright white light in fireworks Neato! What makes the other colors? I love the Disneyland fireworks. No one does firework shows like Disney. (And I'm sure it's not cheap, either!)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:09 PM (gofDd)

379 hey navycop.  buck up, buttercup.  Get any cool guitar related gear for xmas?

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:09 PM (7rV+V)

380 true story - I once burned some magnesium in a crucible, it gave off the intense white light.  I went to clean the crucible later and there was still a dark spot in the bottom of it that wouldn't come off.  I tried everything, even boiling aqua regia, it just wouldn't come off.  I then realized it wasn't a stain, but the burning magnesium was so intense that it vaporized some of the ceramic from the crucible!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:10 PM (Gk/wA)

381 368 Hi Todler. Tell us about your night. I'm stuck typing on a little phone so things take much longer than usual.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 27, 2009 12:05 AM (FNz8L)

Well, I met an old friend from HS. and his wife. nice lady. hot. she knows some professional ladies. lol. NOT what I would have thought. but i've been into the Long Island Ice Tea tonight.  but i know she's into me, and wants me to visit her, and a couple of her friends.

Amazing what happens once I am seperated. wondering what else I've missed.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:10 PM (m/DBY)

382 Woke up in the middle of the night with my hand throbbing in pain, looked at it and it was swollen up like a balloon and i couldn't move it at all. Yeah, that sort of infection is very, very serious business. Hope it went down without any lingering effects.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:10 PM (AZGON)

383 Barium is yellow. Very rusty on these guys. chemjeff, do they still use inorganics for the colors?

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:10 PM (7dmFm)

384 I remember that Good Eats episode. Alas, I can't remember the words he used, either. I think he had 2 or 3 episodes like that.

Some quick binging shows that the episodes were called myth smashers, so maybe he just used "smashed". Seems like i remember other words though.

Posted by: koopy at December 26, 2009 07:10 PM (XllG0)

385 381 Cesium is where its at!

I remember watching those films in chemistry class showing what happens when cesium comes in contact with water. Thought that was really cool

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:11 PM (sYxEE)

386

nope

i got the ultimate man gift, in fact, it is so awesome it added 6 inches to my penis

let me find a photo

Posted by: freezingmyskinnyassoffjoe at December 26, 2009 07:11 PM (tooRP)

387 386- I love fireworks so much. The dog doesn't care for them. (understatement)

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:11 PM (UUL10)

388 380 but be ready to devote a while to the book - it's long

Posted by: chemjeff at December 27, 2009 12:06 AM (Gk/wA)

There's a hell of a lot there.I've been to the Trinity site several times, and I practically memorized the book. He was in close communication with Hans Bethe for years, and Bethe was able to simplify the complex nuclear chemistry and physics enough to be somewhat clear to the average reader.

I still constantly quote I. I. Rabi and Wolfgang Pauli from that book.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:11 PM (dcKUM)

389

I switch my body washes out per season (I use Philosophy stuff) so, I have apple cider for the fall, and then peppermint for the holidays, I move to strawberry around Valentine ’s Day and switch to lemonade for summer. I have a few new kinds to throw into the mix that I just bought, a mandarin orange and a cherry.     Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 11:52 PM (RZ8pf)

 

Let me know when you get to Bourbon.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at December 26, 2009 07:12 PM (3IZGh)

390

I'm switching to Coronas. I know you all wanted to know that. A fascinating piece of information dontcha know.

Sorry to hear about your separation todler. Must be rough this time of year.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:12 PM (wSJJr)

391

Now that I’ve gotten all of us to grope each other, I’m heading to sleep. I took some allergy medicine and it is making my eyelids droopy.

 

Good night everyone, pleasant dreams, food related or otherwise!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 26, 2009 07:13 PM (RZ8pf)

392 Wanna play with burning stuff, and make like a pyro? Or a muzzie with ants in his pants? Do a bing search on thermite. There are lots of amateur videos of thermite burning, for kicks.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:13 PM (AZGON)

393
Roomba Cat is awesome.  And quasars are where its at yo.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 26, 2009 07:13 PM (K3IaU)

394 WTR I don't know all of them - I think copper is the green one

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:13 PM (Gk/wA)

395 Amazing what happens once I am seperated. wondering what else I've missed. Posted by: todler Tread carefully, brother.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:13 PM (7dmFm)

396 good night PGiS pleasant dreams

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:14 PM (Gk/wA)

397 Good night, PGiS! And extra hugs.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:14 PM (gofDd)

398 I got bit on the finger last year when I tried to put a panicky kitteh into the carrier. She bit my index finger and it got a pretty nasty little infection, swelling, pain and redness. I had to get antibiotics for it.

Modern antibiotics kept teh kittehs from taking over the world

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:14 PM (sYxEE)

399 Todler. I'm not surprised. Nothing surprises me these days. So what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 07:15 PM (FNz8L)

400 Thanks Lacey, it is rough. mostly because she took th eboy and pissed off to her moms.  so missing him this christmas, but not her.  On the bright side, single is an interesting proposition right now for me, apearently. lol.  Haven't seen this many interested women since high school.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:15 PM (m/DBY)

401

behold the love of my wife

http://tinyurl.com/ygqxvvy

Posted by: freezingmyskinnyassoffjoe at December 26, 2009 07:15 PM (tooRP)

402 Good evening all.
PGiS, my connection went to crap last night before I could post anything, but I want to say that the "sweater puppies" pic made my whole evening. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 07:15 PM (1ZGpA)

403 eman I imagine so - organics are too fragile

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:15 PM (Gk/wA)

404 Cobalt is blue? Vanadium is violet?

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:16 PM (7dmFm)

405 Michael Jackson just sang "You Are Not Alone" on the radio station

Well.... that's comforting coming from him

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:16 PM (sYxEE)

406 389- Separated is still married, though. Right?

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:16 PM (UUL10)

407 Good night PGiS.  hope the Sandman finds you super quick!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 07:16 PM (kmgIE)

408 navycopjoe, my my you have an expensive taste for toys

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:17 PM (Gk/wA)

409 411, yes and probably too toxic.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:17 PM (7dmFm)

410 Sassy, I picked up the Princess and the Frog soundtrack at Costco today. It's going into my iPod and I'm putting the cd in my car. Yeah I could have just downloaded it from iTunes but I like the cd artwork and the fact that it comes with lyrics.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:17 PM (gofDd)

411 eman i imagine cobalt is probably blue - but vanadium is too toxic to be violet, it's probably something like potassium instead

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:18 PM (Gk/wA)

412 Good Night, PGiS.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:18 PM (7dmFm)

413

Oh todler that's rough stuff. Sorry to hear that. Hope you have a  decent lawyer.

Men always get fucked when it comes to custody. Always.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:18 PM (wSJJr)

414 TY eman, i intend too.

Sassy, I have no designs for her.  Unless he said so, and even then i'm not sure if i could.  And I'm not paying for anything.  Just can't bring myself to do it. SO probably not much. I'm going to visit this summer, and see if her friends are fun and free. and what ever happens there happens.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:18 PM (m/DBY)

415 todler sorry about your separation - hope you can patch things up

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:19 PM (Gk/wA)

416 419, right right

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:19 PM (7dmFm)

417

OMG my hilljack neighbor is piss ass drunk banging on my fucking door. BRB.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 07:19 PM (wSJJr)

418 oh todler that's too bad

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:20 PM (Gk/wA)

419 I revoke my consent.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 26, 2009 07:20 PM (V/EYZ)

420 425- Lacey, I hope you have some weaponry.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:20 PM (UUL10)

421

its my bday/xmas/10th anniversary present plus i had to trade in my 2009 r-1 but it is so worth it

then again my wife got a porsche

we decided we would go all out this one time and make it special and suck it up till my girl is out of high school

Posted by: freezingmyskinnyassoffjoe at December 26, 2009 07:20 PM (tooRP)

422 todler, hope things turn out well.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:21 PM (7dmFm)

423 427 I revoke my consent.

Too late - you're already on the mortgage papers!

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:21 PM (Gk/wA)

424 I love the soundtrack Rum. I lysteb to it every day. God typing on this is hell. Oh please let the wifi come back.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 07:21 PM (FNz8L)

425 Cobalt is blue? Vanadium is violet? I wonder what color you see when you burn Harry Reid in an atmosphere of pure oxygen? I'm guessing plaid. Or maybe houndstooth.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:22 PM (AZGON)

426 navycopjoe wow that's like $100K in vehicles? you must make some good money

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:22 PM (Gk/wA)

427 Girl Thursday, it is still married, but divorce is definate now. she moved out. it's all over but the paperwork.

Lacey, I'm gettin gone as soon as I get home. I'm hoping for a cordial divorce, but i'm starting to not hold my breath.  not looking good as we go along.

Sassy, yeah, it's gone to hell in a hurry. oh well. I'm basically free now.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:22 PM (m/DBY)

428 I read today that the Nigerian Nut Burning Terrorist was the son of a banker

I wonder if his father owns the banks where they receive the wires from the suckers in those email scams

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:22 PM (sYxEE)

429 I wonder what color you see when you burn Harry Reid in an atmosphere of pure oxygen? I'm guessing plaid. Or maybe houndstooth.

Same color as all of the other fuckers - the color of their souls - black

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:23 PM (Gk/wA)

430 436 I read today that the Nigerian Nut Burning Terrorist was the son of a banker

I wonder if his father owns the banks where they receive the wires from the suckers in those email scams

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2009 12:22 AM (sYxEE)

So that's where the Bailout money went...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:23 PM (dcKUM)

431 I'm watching Band of Brothers for the one millionth time. It's amazing ... all of the men are good looking. Even the ones who aren't good looking are good looking. It's the whole boy-next-door meets rugged-warrior effect, I think. Basically, I'm just making random observations until the thread picks back up.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:24 PM (UUL10)

432

with our trade ins we still owe about 40g

my wife is a gs15 and i make a butt ton driving a cab

we should have it paid in two years i hope

it helps we own our house

Posted by: freezingmyskinnyassoffjoe at December 26, 2009 07:24 PM (tooRP)

433 TYchemjeff and eman. I'm hoping for a good split, but i'm starting to plan for a bad one. a friendly one wil make it easier on the kid. He's my focus.

Well him and the ladies now. but he's primary.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:24 PM (m/DBY)

434 425

OMG my hilljack neighbor is piss ass drunk banging on my fucking door. BRB.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 27, 2009 12:19 AM (wSJJr)

Did his still blow up again?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:25 PM (dcKUM)

435

The BAND of Brothers ARE ALL good looking.  None of them were Chef.s nor CHIPPENDALES!!

Good looking.  Yes.

 

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 07:25 PM (MaqIC)

436 So that's where the Bailout money went...

LOL now we know what happened when Sheriff Joe got put in charge of the stimulus money...

SHERIFF JOE:  Wow, $787 billion is a lot of money!  Let's see how we can use it to create some jobs...

(opens email)

Wow!  If I give this Nigerian guy just $1,000, he will give me $10 million in return!  So all I have to do is do it 787 million times...

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:26 PM (Gk/wA)

437

OMG my hilljack neighbor is piss ass drunk banging on my fucking door. BRB.

pssssst, don't forget me

Posted by: big ass shotgun at December 26, 2009 07:26 PM (tooRP)

438 Todler - I'm very sorry that you're separated, and that you had to spend Christmas alone yesterday. (but I'm glad you were here to keep me company while I got drunk ;-) If you ever feel like talking about it, you can email me. Maet will give you my addresss.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 26, 2009 07:26 PM (FNz8L)

439 I wonder what color you see when you burn Harry Reid in an atmosphere of pure oxygen? Same color as all of the other fuckers - the color of their souls - black As the saying goes... the absence of all color. As well at the absence of all reason.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:27 PM (AZGON)

440 sorry to kill the ONT all. hoping for a happier note.  like hot women wrappe din bacon.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:27 PM (m/DBY)

441 navycopjoe, no mortgage?  That's cool - so paying $40K on cars is like paying a house payment - awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:27 PM (Gk/wA)

442 445  psssst, me too

Posted by: big ass meat cleaver at December 26, 2009 07:28 PM (tooRP)

443 What kind of Porsche did your wife get, joe? My dad has a 2000 Boxster. I've driven it a couple of times, but I need lots of practice on a manual so I haven't driven it recently. todler, good luck on your divorce. The best thing you can do is to be the adult if she's not going to be. I've seen too many divorces devolve into 5 year olds fighting over crap. There was one client I dealt with who would not allow his wife to have a 15 year old skillet. I kid you not. And they spent tons of money fighting over that and everything else.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:29 PM (gofDd)

444 TY sassy. I will take you up on that. I am glad i could help yesterday.  and i was alone, but i had all my moron friends to help me get through the end of the day.  that helped.  nothing like some random internet friends to give support where needed.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:29 PM (m/DBY)

445 450  Even better yet, take me

Posted by: Glock .45 at December 26, 2009 07:29 PM (1ZGpA)

446 425

OMG my hilljack neighbor is piss ass drunk banging on my fucking door. BRB.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 27, 2009 12:19 AM (wSJJr)

Maybe he just wanted to be all neighborly-like and  bring over a fresh squirrel pie his wife/girlfriend/underage sister made.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:29 PM (dcKUM)

447

449  plus i have the added benefit of

me:  hey, wanna fool around?

her:  i'm so tired from work

me:  jingling car keys

her:  get some big boy

Posted by: big ass meat cleaver at December 26, 2009 07:30 PM (tooRP)

448 441 TYchemjeff and eman. I'm hoping for a good split, but i'm starting to plan for a bad one. a friendly one wil make it easier on the kid. He's my focus.

Well I heard that a good way to look at a divorce is that it turns a marriage into a business partnership - so if you look at it that way, without the emotions, then maybe "dissolving the partnership" will go easier for you.

Best wishes, man that sucks.  How long were you together?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:31 PM (Gk/wA)

449

Sassy, yeah, it's gone to hell in a hurry. oh well. I'm basically free now.

Welcome to the club, bro!

CYA and best of luck.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:31 PM (7rV+V)

450 Oh another 300 billion of my and my kids money? Wow thank you Harry Reid let me shower you with wonderment.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 26, 2009 07:31 PM (V/EYZ)

451 WTR, Honestly, I just care about visitation.  and lots of it.  right now i've figured out material shit doesn't matter so much. Just time with friends and family. Plus I feel nothign for her anymore, she's a room mate, so it makes it easier to be the adult.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:32 PM (m/DBY)

452

2009 boxster

black on black

Posted by: big ass meat cleaver at December 26, 2009 07:32 PM (tooRP)

453 nothing like some random internet friends to give support where needed. I talk to these guys more often than my "real life" friends. They kept me sane when I was homesick and unhappy when I was in NY. I'd go through the door with the morons here, anytime, anywhere.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:32 PM (gofDd)

454 So that's where the Bailout money went...

Cash for Caulkers - Govt spends 2 million to caulk 7 homes

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:33 PM (sYxEE)

455 458- If you're going to shower Senator Reid with anything, please make it a golden shower.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:33 PM (UUL10)

456 453  us too, bring us too!!!!

Posted by: sharp ass fire axe and a starving pitbull at December 26, 2009 07:33 PM (tooRP)

457 Niiiiice, joe. It's a fun car. I imagine the 09 is even better! Todler, what state do you live in? Family law is notorious for fucking over fathers when it comes to custody and visitation. CA is especially bad when it comes to that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:34 PM (gofDd)

458 Jeff, 12 years together. so it's been a while since i've been out. And yeah, for me it pretty much is a dissolution of a partnership, not a relationship. Her not so much, so I still have to overcome that.

garrett, Thanks.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:34 PM (m/DBY)

459

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 12:29 AM (gofDd)

I got married late, and don't think that I would have the energy to go through a divorce. I hate dating divorced women, because of all the pent-up bitterness, but they told me that divorced men were worse. They constantly whined like sick cats about their exes, I was told.

I partied and shacked-up for years, and got most all of that out of me, thankfully.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:35 PM (dcKUM)

460

HARRY REIDS GOLDEN SHOWER.

 

Explains the FUCKATRON we are facing.

 

Thursday, STANDING OVATION.

Posted by: gus at December 26, 2009 07:36 PM (MaqIC)

461 463 458- If you're going to shower Senator Reid with anything, please make it a golden shower.

I prefer a shower of these

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:36 PM (Gk/wA)

462 todler, you will have to eat a few shit sandwiches along the way, but the clock is ticking in your favor. You are right to keep your child's welfare first in your mind, otherwise, as rum as said, divorce will turn you into an asswipe. After that, enjoy the new freedom and females.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:36 PM (7dmFm)

463

i'm looking foward to her trying to race me

she rides an r-6 so she knows damn well i'll leave her ass in the dust if she tries

Posted by: ihatesnowjoe at December 26, 2009 07:37 PM (tooRP)

464 2 million to caulk 7 homes. What did they caulk it with, camembert mixed with diamond powder?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:37 PM (sYxEE)

465 WTR, I'd have any of the M & M cover my back, and i've not been her so long.  I'm in VA, so I have soem research to do.  But she's talked about being friendly, so well see if it holds. but i'm getting a lawyer after the new year.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:37 PM (m/DBY)

466

I am going through it right now, buddy.  Doesn't get easy, just gets more familiar each day. 

Keep your chin up and remember that nothin' good comes from chasing pussy.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:38 PM (7rV+V)

467 I partied and shacked-up for years, and got most all of that out of me, thankfully. I was never much of a partier. I have no problems with shacking up, but my attempt utterly failed, lol. I have to admit, that while kind of sad, family law is utterly entertaining.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:38 PM (gofDd)

468 Know what car I like? Those AMG Mercedes.

The Germans knew how to make exhaust notes that sound like American muscle cars, it's a totally cool sound.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 07:39 PM (sYxEE)

469 eman, funny thing is, I don't dislike her.  but she's just a person that was in the same house as me.  if the divorce gets ugly my thought could change, but for now. she's just there when she's there.

And I'm going to enjoy all my freedoms and friends.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:40 PM (m/DBY)

470 #472  kbdabear  It's union jobs.  All stim money must be 100% union. Thanks to Obama. No if's and's or but's. 

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 07:40 PM (kmgIE)

471

i'm going to bed all, the world is spinning from tequila

good luck todler and its good to see the kid has priority, thats the sign of an excellent father right there

if you need answers to questions ask away and get a lawyer

night all

Posted by: ihatesnowjoe at December 26, 2009 07:41 PM (tooRP)

472 remember that nothin' good comes from chasing pussy. Posted by: garrett Banhammer!

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:41 PM (7dmFm)

473 Thanks, gus.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:41 PM (UUL10)

474 but i'm getting a lawyer after the new year. Good, good. Lawyers are sometimes a necessary evil. If you can find a family law specialist, all the better. I don't know how VA works in that regard, but I'm sure they have firms that specialize in family law. The VA State Bar is good place to start.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:41 PM (gofDd)

475

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 12:38 AM (gofDd)

I'm from another, stupider era, and I have to say that I should have gotten married earlier. But it is a blessing, and I wish we had a bunch more kids.

It's just beyond incredible.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:42 PM (dcKUM)

476 2 million to caulk 7 homes. What did they caulk it with, camembert mixed with diamond powder? Foie gras caramel fixed with hide glue from wagyu beef.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:42 PM (AZGON)

477

oops, a song

http://tinyurl.com/ycatp8l

Posted by: ihatesnowjoe at December 26, 2009 07:43 PM (tooRP)

478 Good night, joe! Stay warm, lol. I need to find me a union job. I tried looking up how to work for the LADWP, probably the most corrupt agency in the city, and there's nothing on their site about career opportunities. I had to Google it. And what do you know, no openings except for cops and firefighters.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:43 PM (gofDd)

479

Using an old axium;

There are old pilots,
There are bold pilots, but,
There are no old bold pilots –

There are poor democrats,
There are smart democrats, but,
There are no poor smart democrats.

Posted by: Eric at December 26, 2009 07:43 PM (Qc/s6)

480 have to say that I should have gotten married earlier. But it is a blessing, and I wish we had a bunch more kids. It's just beyond incredible. All I wanted was to be married before I turn 30. I've got 4 and half more years, but now I don't care. If I am, great, if not, no problem. I have a new appreciation for being single.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:45 PM (gofDd)

481 I need to find me a job at DoT. From a December AOSHQ post quoting USA Today: When the recession started, the Transportation Department had only one person earning a salary of $170,000 or more. Eighteen months later, 1,690 employees had salaries above $170,000. The only future is in bureaucracy.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:45 PM (AZGON)

482 I tried looking up how to work for the LADWP, probably the most corrupt agency in the city, and there's nothing on their site about career opportunities.

That is probably because they are not advertised.  It's all word of mouth.  Buddy buddy and all that.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:46 PM (Gk/wA)

483 483- TexasJew, you're words are heartwarming. The divorce talk is harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:46 PM (UUL10)

484 George Orwell @ 489, actually I have noticed the same phenomenon at the NSF - it seems there's another position opening every day - that is how the stimulus money is being spent, on gov't jobs

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:47 PM (Gk/wA)

485 #488 WTR  Great attitude.  Just keep that thought no matter what!!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 07:47 PM (kmgIE)

486 483  Amen, brother.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 07:48 PM (1ZGpA)

487 491- Ugh. I meant "your."

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:48 PM (UUL10)

488 NSF... National Science Foundation? Recruiting propagandists to push AGW?

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 07:48 PM (AZGON)

489 WTR, that is a good way to look at it.  Artificial deadlines will cause you to make mistakes in that area.  When the right one comes along you'll know it.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 07:49 PM (1ZGpA)

490 thanks rum, joe and eman.  yeah, i can sadly feel the need for a lawyer.  so it is what it is.  And Joe. thank you. not sure i deserve the title of great father, siince i''m leaving, but he's my focus. it why i'm willing to let her have majority custody.  Either way, I need to make it as easy as possible for him.

Oh an Joe, don't mind the snow. it happens here often

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:49 PM (m/DBY)

491 Yes NSF is National Science Foundation - and yes they of course push AGW - but they also fund a great deal of the basic research in this country, not just global warming stuff

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:50 PM (Gk/wA)

492 And the weird thing is, NSF has hired a ton of people but the review times on their proposals has gotten longer and longer!  What are all those extra people doing?  Who knows.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:51 PM (Gk/wA)

493 All I wanted was to be married before I turn 30. I've got 4 and half more years, but now I don't care. If I am, great, if not, no problem. I have a new appreciation for being single.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 12:45 AM (gofDd)

Want to be single together?


and Girl, Sorry to harsh the mellow.  no offence intended. I'll be quiet. didn't mean to wreck a happy holiday thread.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 07:52 PM (m/DBY)

494

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 12:45 AM (gofDd)

Well, if I may impolitely stick my two cents in, choose carefully. You're around educated intelligent people - the same kind of people you came from, and good families matter for stability. I see a lot of romantic shit on this board about Marines, etc but find someone with a strong education  and a good work ethic and not some fricking dumbass who'll be some fat slob in ten years. Background counts, culture counts, I've been very lucky.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 07:53 PM (dcKUM)

495 no offence intended.

Are you British?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:53 PM (Gk/wA)

496 ooo ooo pick me! pick me!

Posted by: a fricking dumbass who will be a fat slob in ten years at December 26, 2009 07:55 PM (Gk/wA)

497 Thanks, Hatchet. I learned that with the ex. Thought he was "the one" but I think I got caught up in my cousin's wedding and all the other bridesmaids being married except me. (Said bridesmaids will probably end up divorced in the next year so I have the last laugh.) I'm a little weirded out by my 70 year old aunt getting engaged. The guy is only 3 years younger than she is, so I know he's not taking advantage of her as sugar mama. Plus she's in debt up to her eyeballs so if he wants a sugar mama he's looking at the wrong woman.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:55 PM (gofDd)

498 You're ok, todler. I understand the need to share and commiserate.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 07:55 PM (UUL10)

499

another song...could have gone to this show, but I didn't. 

Dumb.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2009 07:55 PM (7rV+V)

500 rum, Ace is single. Just sayin'

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:56 PM (7dmFm)

501 I'm a little weirded out by my 70 year old aunt getting engaged.

My 85-year-old grandmother has had a steady boyfriend for several years now.  We've gotten used to it.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 07:56 PM (1ZGpA)

502 hmmm... an Asian-Ewok coupling... is that biologically possible?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 07:57 PM (Gk/wA)

503 todler, we'd be pissed if you held it in.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:57 PM (7dmFm)

504 Background counts, culture counts, I was shocked at how uncultured my ex was, esp since he traveled all over the world in the navy. He was also so unadventurous. I still can't believe he thought "faux" is pronounced "fox." He didn't get why the liberals thought it was clever to spell Fox News "Faux News."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:58 PM (gofDd)

505 hmmm... an Asian-Ewok coupling... is that biologically possible? Posted by: chemjeff Not without artificial intervention.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 07:58 PM (7dmFm)

506 Want to be single together? *hooks arm with yours* Sure. Buy me a drink?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 07:59 PM (gofDd)

507 Okay I could use some good classical music suggestions.  Thoughts?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:00 PM (Gk/wA)

508 505- Rum, I had a guy once who I thought was "the one." And when it didn't work out it was extraordinarily painful, but now of course I can see so clearly that it wasn't right. I think over time you learn better what really is right (and wrong) for you.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 08:00 PM (UUL10)

509

I have to admit, that while kind of sad, family law is utterly entertaining.

Especially since it usually makes you feel better about your "family."  Kind of like watching Jerry Springer, but you have to feel bad for these kids that never had a chance. 

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:01 PM (AAJaO)

510 Thanks guys. it's good to get it out sometimes. not meaning to wreck a fun thread, but after a few long islands, i'm in a chatty mood. and they aren't fun thoughts.

By the way, Sassy: What port are you drinking? 10, 20, 30, LBV or something else?

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:01 PM (m/DBY)

511 My 85-year-old grandmother has had a steady boyfriend for several years now. We've gotten used to it. That doesn't surprise me. I'd be okay if they were just bf/gf. I just don't understand why they need to get married.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:01 PM (gofDd)

512

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

I live on a lovely street. With the exception of the drunken slob living caddy-corner from my house. He was banging on my front door and then two other neighbor's doors. His mother, whom he lives with (of course) was outside trying to get him inside. Nice, your elderly mother has to come out in 30 degree weather to drag your drunk fat fuck assback inside the house. Loser.

Luckily my neighbor three houses down is a retired cop. He knows I'm living alone so he checks in on me and I have his number. That came in handy tonight.

I was having such a lovely evening. so much for my buzz.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 08:01 PM (wSJJr)

513 Rum, I'll buy you 2.  What's your poison?

Chemjeff - War of 1812?  william tell overture? valkyries?

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:03 PM (m/DBY)

514 GT, I'm still surprised at how easy it was for me to walk away. Once it was over, it was over. I was done. He still texts me every so often. He sent me a Christmas gift so I had to run out and get him one. He also texted me on Christmas. I texted back in French. At least he knew it was French.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:03 PM (gofDd)

515 520, I was just going to ask if you had returned from answering the door. Glad it came out ok.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:03 PM (7dmFm)

516 sorry Lacey, that wrecks your night. pour you a shot to help?

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:04 PM (m/DBY)

517

 GT, I'm still surprised at how easy it was for me to walk away

Wasn't even close to being the one then..

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:04 PM (AAJaO)

518 Todler, I'll have a Newcastle if you have it. Or a Guinness if it's on tap.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:04 PM (gofDd)

519 That doesn't surprise me. I'd be okay if they were just bf/gf. I just don't understand why they need to get married.

Some people are just old-fashioned that way.  In the case of grandma and her bf their not getting married may have something to do with his spoiled brat daughter throwing a hissy fit about the whole thing as it is.  Those of us who are more mature aren't about to knock it; they've only known each other for about 60 years, so it's not like they just met on the internet or something.   

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 08:04 PM (1ZGpA)

520 515, chemchef, there is nothing better than Mozart.

Posted by: Eric at December 26, 2009 08:05 PM (Qc/s6)

521 Good you got some help, lacey. I wouldn't answer banging without my friendly shotgun in hand.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:06 PM (gofDd)

522 I was shocked at how uncultured my ex was, esp since he traveled all over the world in the navy. He was also so unadventurous.

I still can't believe he thought "faux" is pronounced "fox." He didn't get why the liberals thought it was clever to spell Fox News "Faux News."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 12:58 AM (gofDd)

You don't want that damn gene pool. Imagine life in ten years with that brainiac. And you are fluent in French... Ask your smart dad - the guy with the Boxter.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:06 PM (dcKUM)

523 WTR, Guinness coming up. nice choice in beer, by the way. It'll take  a minute for the stout to settle.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:06 PM (m/DBY)

524 I'm still surprised at how easy it was for me to walk away.

The upside is you have learned some qualities to avoid in the next one.  I look at my first marriage that way, anyway.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 08:08 PM (1ZGpA)

525 chemjeff, I love Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Also Snow Waltz from the Nutcracker. The lesser known pieces from Tchaivosky are better than the popular ones, imo. Although I can't listen to his Sleeping Beauty score without singing the lyrics from the Disney movie. One of the accompianists played it one day and I had the lyrics stuck in my head the rest of the afternoon.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:08 PM (gofDd)

526 #515  chemjeff  Oh hell yes.  #1 Theme from Tchaikovsky's First piano Concerto. #2.. a good change of pace is "On the trail" ( from Grofe's "Grand Canyon Suite)

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:09 PM (kmgIE)

527 chemjeff, what about the anvil chorus

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:09 PM (m/DBY)

528 Mozart? Bleh! Bach, baby!

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:09 PM (yC6vo)

529 I'm not going to buy a shotgun until my daughter starts dating.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:10 PM (dcKUM)

530 they've only known each other for about 60 years, so it's not like they just met on the internet or something. My aunt met hers at a high school reunion earlier this year. They didn't know each other in hs, but she did know his brother because they were in the same year. It's all very bizarre. She's happy, which is all that matters, but it's just so strange. Her son doesn't like the guy. The guy is a control freak, he's an ex cop. So he's anti Obama at least.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:11 PM (gofDd)

531 laceyunderalls, I am your drunken neighbor. I'm sorry society has worn me down, and I'm banging on doors in the middle of the night. I grew up believing in Christ, and now I'm lost. I have no leadership in my country, and I am depressed, with no job. Please hvae mercy on me... I didn't mean to scare you- I'm lost.

Posted by: typical moron at December 26, 2009 08:11 PM (6Njk9)

532 Mendelssohn can be rousing. Try Symphony No. 3 in A minor.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:11 PM (yC6vo)

533

It's such a peaceful area. Minus this jackhole. We're all hoping he moves. Unlikey. The Mom's house is paid off and I don't see him trying to find a job anytime soon. He asks me out everytime I see him. (which he does with another woman on our street who's  married!) . I started out being very polite to him and now it's deterioated to "you need to get the hell out of my face". I've had my cop neighbor talk to him. He's just a drunk and an overall menace.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 08:12 PM (wSJJr)

534 #509   GF/BF is just fine.  Just remember, if they get a piece of paper that say's thet are married. the woman takes a 50% cut in SS benefits.  That's the law.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:13 PM (kmgIE)

535

Pavarotti. Nessum Dorma. Bring your hankie.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:13 PM (dcKUM)

536

He asks me out everytime I see him

Doesn't he know that living in his mom's basement is a "cock" block?

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:14 PM (AAJaO)

537 And you are fluent in French Actually, I'm not. I just know a little bit of French here and there. I'm a reader and I pick up stuff from every damn where like a sponge. When I visit new places I like to read up on customs before I go so I don't stick out like a sore thumb. (Also so I don't look like a tourist and the scammers leave me alone.) I think it's fun to blend in. I love when tourists ask me for directions in NYC or DC. I guess I'm very cosmopolitan. But still a right winger!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:14 PM (gofDd)

538 He's just a drunk and an overall menace.

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 27, 2009 01:12 AM (wSJJr)

You don't want to know what's buried in his back yard.

Ned Beatty.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:15 PM (dcKUM)

539

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 01:14 AM (gofDd)

Did you study a language at UCLA?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:17 PM (dcKUM)

540 You don't want that damn gene pool. His family situation should have been a red flag. I know that now. I'm learning. I'm slow, but learning.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:18 PM (gofDd)

541 Join the club WTR. I've missed (read ignored) so many warnings i should have to carry a sign.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:20 PM (m/DBY)

542 One good thing about having some libs as FB friends. You don't have to give hits to Kos or Huffblo to see what they're saying on the Left.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:20 PM (sYxEE)

543 Here's a good one... I'm always chasing rainbows (from Chopin's "Fantasy Impromptu")  Schubert's Sernade is always a good listen!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:21 PM (kmgIE)

544 kbdabear, What are they saying?

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:21 PM (yC6vo)

545 Did you study a language at UCLA? Nope. If I had, my GPA would have plummeted, lol. I took 3 years of Spanish in high school, which has served me well living in LA. I picked up French words and phrases from books and movies and art history. I can kind of swear in French and German. I can say hello/good bye and yes/no in French, German, Chinese (Mandarin), Russian and Italian.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:22 PM (gofDd)

546

I have a new appreciation for being single.

wtr,

Single life gets more appealing as you get older. I nearly married a divorcee when I was in my late 30's. When we got engaged, it was as though I dated Jekyl and got engaged to Hyde. Whew! I'm just glad she showed that side before we got married. twenty years later I'm still single and lovin' it.

BTW, cookie order and a check comin' your way on Monday.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 08:22 PM (AMYl0)

547 Speaking of FB, I follow Michael Yon. He sends good updates on the situation in Afghanistan almost every night.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:22 PM (sYxEE)

548   550 One good thing about having some libs as FB friends. You don't have to give hits to Kos or Huffblo to see what they're saying on the Left.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2009 01:20 AM (sYxEE)

The trouble is when they hybridize on your FB page and suddenly, there is a war going on between one set of friends/family members and another.

It happened on my wife's Facebook page with my dumb lib cousin in Houston and my wife's conservaitve physician cousin in Dallas, over Obamacare. Very virulent and poisonous. Not good for a family.

My wife is pulling out of Facebook because of that.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:24 PM (dcKUM)

549 OMG, via Roger Ebert's Twitter feed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIQUo5Si_WA&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 26, 2009 08:24 PM (uey34)

550 Todler and other morons who need a good kitteh-related laugh (or want to laugh at yoga enthusiasts):

Here's a link to "Clearing Past Karma" at Purrfect Yoga. Yogi Karl shows you how to do yoga with a kitteh partner. (Yeah, I know it looks ghey, but he's married to another yoga instructor--a human, not the kitteh).

http://tinyurl.com/ycy5mr6

Moral of the video: Don't store up bad karma by being mean to kittehs.

Todler-- think of the bad karma your ex is storing up. Hope a little humor helps.

Posted by: PA Cat at December 26, 2009 08:24 PM (y8eI+)

551 Okay I am downloading Tchaikovsky.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:24 PM (Gk/wA)

552 His family situation should have been a red flag. I know that now.

A bunch of us have had to learn that.  In the case of long-gone first wife, her parents and grandparents were still married but everything else about that family was a complete grease fire.  And she was a needy psycho to boot.  I wish Dr. Laura had been around in the early 90s; I might have figured that stuff out sooner.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 08:24 PM (1ZGpA)

553

Speaking of FB, I follow Michael Yon. He sends good updates on the situation in Afghanistan almost every night.

Probably that it is ridiculously unorganized.  I know the FOB that my husband is going to in March is not ready for the influx of troop coming in due to the surge. Their calling the next year "the wild west."

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:25 PM (AAJaO)

554 When we got engaged, it was as though I dated Jekyl and got engaged to Hyde. Whew! I'm just glad she showed that side before we got married. twenty years later I'm still single and lovin' it. I hope I'm pretty straightforward about who I am. I don't like when woman hide their true natures until after they get married. They make the rest of us look bad. cookie order and a check comin' your way on Monday. Sweet! I'll get started as soon as I receive it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:25 PM (gofDd)

555 552 kbdabear,

What are they saying?
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 01:21 AM

Strangely not a lot about Obamacare lately. I didn't see any cheering. What's interesting is seeing the other FB friends you have that post something and THEIR lib friends jump into the discussion.

I try to avoid getting too political on my page since potential employers might see it and get the idea I'm some sort of shit stirrer.

One annoyance I find now is one on the right who joins just about every group going and sends out invites to them.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:27 PM (sYxEE)

556

Okay guys I'm calling it a night. A friend of  mine just drove over as I didn't want to stay by myself tonight.

Boo! Gosh darn buzzkill. Frustrating!

G'nite

Posted by: laceyunderalls sadly spilled bourbon on new xmas jammies at December 26, 2009 08:29 PM (wSJJr)

557 WTR you are selling cookies?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:29 PM (Gk/wA)

558 n the case of long-gone first wife, her parents and grandparents were still married but everything else about that family was a complete grease fire. And she was a needy psycho to boot. Same with his grandparents. His father is a drunk he's never met. His mother is married to a guy who doesn't sound much better than her first husband. The stepfather has 3 delinquent daughters, all of which are baby mamas. His mother is trying to adopt one of the babies lest the state take her away. He likes needy girls because he feels like he can save them, I guess. I'm not needy in the least.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:29 PM (gofDd)

559 563, Nothing about Passenger CrispySeven?

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:29 PM (yC6vo)

560 Cat, She's got 2 banks worth, lol. And counting.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:29 PM (m/DBY)

561 I can say hello/good bye and yes/no in French, German, Chinese (Mandarin), Russian and Italian.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 01:22 AM (gofDd)

UT/Austin is quite strict with language requirements. If you graduated HS with a language, you may have to take up to 5 semesters in that same language for a BA. I got a BS, so I would have had to take 4 semesters of French - a language that I sucked in (5, if I went for a BA). So I took 3 semesters of Russian and German.

It wasn't fun, but I'm glad that I did it. I'm going a bit Scandi these days, and am studying Norwegian on my own.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:30 PM (dcKUM)

562 Nite lacey!

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:30 PM (AAJaO)

563 Good night, lacey! chemjeff, I suppose I am, lol. Sassy and Land ordered cookies from me. Would you like to?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:30 PM (gofDd)

564

Speaking of FB, I follow Michael Yon. He sends good updates on the situation in Afghanistan almost every night.

Probably that it is ridiculously unorganized.  I know the FOB that my husband is going to in March is not ready for the influx of troop coming in due to the surge. Their calling the next year "the wild west."

Pretty much so. Here's what he had to say about what they were doing with officers at one vital FOB:

The Commanding General of RC-South will move 5/2 SBCT HQ from Kandahar to another location, dangerously inhibiting Stryker combat and intelligence operations for several months. (About 50% of remaining tour.) This is like watching the Dallas Cowboys in the Super Bowl, only to see the coaches snatched from t...he game to re-arrange the locker room. HQ will be in disarray.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:30 PM (sYxEE)

565 Night, Lacey.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:31 PM (yC6vo)

566 I think I'm going to call it a night, too. I'm still high from the chocolate fudge pie and want to stay in a light mood. I also need sleep. Have a wonderful weekend!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at December 26, 2009 08:31 PM (UUL10)

567 It wasn't fun, but I'm glad that I did it. I'm going a bit Scandi these days, and am studying Norwegian on my own. I've considered going to the local comm college and auditing some language classes. I really want to learn French. My dad told me I have an ear for languages so I tend to pick them up pretty fast. My accent is awful, however, and I can't roll my Rs. I tried studying Gaelic, Scots and Irish, and I can't make heads or tails of it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:33 PM (gofDd)

568 Nite' Lacey. 

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:33 PM (kmgIE)

569

wtr,

Yeah, several of her friends that I met while dating her told me after the fact that they were thinking about trying to talk me into reconsidering. It seems that she was a complete sea-hag of a bitch to her former hubby. I dodged a bullet big-time on that one.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 08:33 PM (AMYl0)

570 G'night GT

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 08:33 PM (1ZGpA)

571 Night, Girl Thursday.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:33 PM (yC6vo)

572 Good night, GT!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:33 PM (gofDd)

573 She's got 2 banks worth, lol. And counting.

She works for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?

Posted by: PA Cat at December 26, 2009 08:34 PM (y8eI+)

574

Ditto, Girl Thursday.

 

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:34 PM (AAJaO)

575 Nite' Girl Thursday

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:35 PM (kmgIE)

576 The Sherlock Holmes flick looks good.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:35 PM (yC6vo)

577

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 01:33 AM (gofDd)

I picked up a lot of great stuff on eBay - DVDs, etc. Rosetta is very expensive, but I got some Pimsleur there that was inexpensive and very extensive.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:35 PM (dcKUM)

578

only to see the coaches snatched from t...he game to re-arrange the locker room. HQ will be in disarray.

Scares the crap out of me.  Their doing COIN, then their backing away from COIN.  They don't even have enough time to determine if COIN will work & in October when the big "O" finally graced us with a decision he through a little hissy fit, because he just didn't understand why troops couldn't be mobilized immediately now that he had spoken. 

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:37 PM (AAJaO)

579 The trouble is when they hybridize on your FB page and suddenly, there is a war going on between one set of friends/family members and another.

As a rule, it's best to avoid debates or arguments on posts that aren't yours as you don't know the relationship. On my own I let it ride unless it gets nasty or personal. I haven't had any big problems with it so far, but I delete any nasty comments no matter who made them.

The only time I stepped in was when one of our moronettes on FB was viciously insulted by her lefty gay brother. I interjected that his gayness didn't entitle him to be a total jerk. The guy was really off the wall, just goes to show you can pick your friends but not your family.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:37 PM (sYxEE)

580 Good night Girl Thursday

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:37 PM (Gk/wA)

581

Sweet! I'll get started as soon as I receive it.

My sister and a friend of mine are very curious about the peanut butter and bacon cookeez. When my sis heard about those, she perked up right away. My mom used to fry up bacon strips and then cook them into our pancakes--YUUUUMMM!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 08:37 PM (AMYl0)

582 Rosetta is very expensive, but I got some Pimsleur there that was inexpensive and very extensive. Is Rosetta what the CIA uses in their immersion program? I've heard Rosetta is the best, but I see them advertising everywhere. My parents picked up a Pimsleur introduction cd for Spanish at Costco. My mom tried listening to it for a little while and still couldn't get basic sentences. Of course, she pronounces El Pollo Loco "el po-lo lo-co." And she actually took Spanish and French in college. I don't know how she passed.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:38 PM (gofDd)

583

I tried studying Gaelic

Beautiful language, but just not logical.  Probably one of those you would have to learn as a child like Japanese, Chinese etc.

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:38 PM (AAJaO)

584 I tried studying Gaelic, Scots and Irish, and I can't make heads or tails of it. Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 01:33 AM

Almost no word pronounces how it spells. Makes it a bitch to learn, and there are some complicated rules not common with English or Romance languages

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:40 PM (sYxEE)

585 Hmm WTR let me sleep on it

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:40 PM (Gk/wA)

586

 he through

Correction:  he threw- sorry Robitussin kicking in

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:40 PM (AAJaO)

587
All morons report in. Lock S-foils in attack position.

Blazer standing by........

Posted by: Blazer at December 26, 2009 08:40 PM (t72+4)

588 chemjeff, would you like me to email you a list of cookies I've made?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:41 PM (gofDd)

589

I've been listening to Celtic Woman CDs lately, which prompted me to try and learn some Gaelic/Old Irish lingo. Very hard to do on your own.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 08:42 PM (AMYl0)

590 WTR sure

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:42 PM (Gk/wA)

591 Blazer, you turned off your targeting computer.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:43 PM (yC6vo)

592 The problem with Liberal's is that when they are in power, no excuse is allowed. The Military must turn on a dime. All objections are cut off with a curt "Well, Just work harder." No excuses will be tolerated. Now if a union objects as to the time constraints.  No problem.  Everyboby just collects overtime.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:44 PM (kmgIE)

593 night Lacey and GT.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 08:44 PM (m/DBY)

594
Rum.. You taking cookie orders?? An under-the-table business? I love it.
I'll order from you in a minute.
I'm thinking the office might chip in. hehe.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 26, 2009 08:45 PM (Dxfei)

595 Now if a union objects as to the time constraints. No problem. Everyboby just collects overtime. How did unions become so powerful? And where the heck is Pinkerton when you need him?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:46 PM (gofDd)

596

The Military must turn on a dime. All objections are cut off with a curt "Well, Just work harder." No excuses will be tolerated. Now if a union objects as to the time constraints.  No problem.  Everyboby just collects overtime.

<Daydreaming of a day her husband gets overtime...>

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:46 PM (AAJaO)

597
Blazer, you turned off your targeting computer.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 01:43 AM (yC6vo)




Thats because I was turning all power to the front deflector screen and switching to the targeting computer.

Stay on target....

Posted by: Blazer at December 26, 2009 08:47 PM (t72+4)

598 Sure, SiM, lol. Let me email you a list, too. I think I'm going to need to stock up on ingredients.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:47 PM (gofDd)

599 And yes tonight truly is Caturday night.

What a coincidence. Cats 101 has been running all evening long on Animal Planet.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 26, 2009 08:47 PM (jV9DU)

600

I know that James Joyce learned Norwegian to read Ibsen, and I work in areas with lots of Norwegians, and want to be able to read some of the Amundsen and Nansen literature, so I started to learn Norwegian recently. It's quite similar to German, of course, but more English-like in many ways. And the pronouncuation is a difficult for me.

I guess with Norwegian literature, there's Ibsen, Hamsun and not a whole lot else.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 08:48 PM (dcKUM)

601

602,

That's my plan. I'm gonna distribute a few of these at work and try to get a bulk order going. Careful rummy, we morons are out to get you chained to that oven:-)!

 

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 08:49 PM (AMYl0)

602

How did unions become so powerful? And where the heck is Pinkerton when you need him?

Start with FDR and go forward.  The CIO formed in the 1930's which gave them political power with the DNC.  The rest is history.

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:49 PM (AAJaO)

603 Okay I am going to watch a movie now, good night

Posted by: chemjeff at December 26, 2009 08:49 PM (Gk/wA)

604 RumCookies©


..help me out here morons!

Posted by: sickinmass at December 26, 2009 08:49 PM (Dxfei)

605 #595  Blazer.  Those are for "X" wing fighters. I am in a "Y" wing fighter.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:50 PM (kmgIE)

606 Good night ChemJeff

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 08:51 PM (AAJaO)

607 Adios, amigos.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2009 08:51 PM (yC6vo)

608 TexasJew, I had to read Ibsen in high school. We read A Doll's House and Enemy of the Public. I can't say I enjoyed either play, but Doll's House wasn't so bad. My dad has a colleague from Hungary who came here when he was a young man. This guy has had one of those lives so full of adventure it's almost unbelievable. He speaks Hungarian, German, French, English and Latin. He's read all the philosophers in their original languages. I went out to lunch with him and my dad one day and he had a book of Schopenhauer's essays in German in the backseat.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:52 PM (gofDd)

609 How did unions become so powerful? And where the heck is Pinkerton when you need him?

When the party you hand over most of the union dues to has all three branches of government, they want and usually get their money's worth

Elections have consequences

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2009 08:53 PM (sYxEE)

610
#595  Blazer.  Those are for "X" wing fighters. I am in a "Y" wing fighter.

Posted by: mystry at December 27, 2009 01:50 AM (kmgIE)




Your Gold Wing. Just keep in mind Gold Wing got slaughtered on the trench run.

Posted by: Blazer at December 26, 2009 08:55 PM (t72+4)

611 Good night, chemjeff and mystry!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:55 PM (gofDd)

612 I was just reading a report (sorry, cannot link) That in the last Obama win, 100% of all union money went to elect Obama. It's payback baby!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:56 PM (kmgIE)

613

"Rummy's Yummies"

The "featured cookie" could be rum-flavored.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 08:57 PM (AMYl0)

614 Careful rummy, we morons are out to get you chained to that oven If I'm being paid, bring it!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:57 PM (gofDd)

615

Nite' WTR.   May the sandman also come upon you!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 08:58 PM (kmgIE)

616 Oops, should be good night to eman. Doing a little multitasking and keeping track of cookie orders!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 08:58 PM (gofDd)

617

I don't recognize the ugly celebritites.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 26, 2009 08:59 PM (tm15w)

618 Wazzup folks. Just stopping by to say hello real quick. Hope everyone had a great Christmas. Gave one of my nephews his first guitar lesson on his new guitar yesterday. Lots of fun. He was cool when I showed him normal guitar stuff, but when I did a little slide guitar.....wow. He's been messing with the slide all day. Of course, it sounds like crap, but he keeps pulling me over to show him again and again. It's fun being the subversive uncle. Christmas Day dinner was linguini with clams (we generally don't do traditional dishes on Christmas), plus asparagus spears. Of course, now everyone's pee smells funny. Ewww.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2009 08:59 PM (L8xnn)

619

'Evening all

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 08:59 PM (8MuSQ)

620

 I was just reading a report (sorry, cannot link) That in the last Obama win, 100% of all union money went to elect Obama. It's payback baby!

I wouldn't doubt it.  With him supporting card check, health care. green jobs etc.  This all helps the unions and their leverage against the companies they go up againsts.  They are screaming right now though about the provision in the health are plan which taxes cadillac plans. This will effect their members.

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 09:00 PM (AAJaO)

621 ITC, your Christmas dinner sounds like it was really tasty. My mom made cilantro chicken. We also had honey baked ham and honey baked turkey. Evenin', Fa Cube. What's in your cup tonight?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:01 PM (gofDd)

622 #626  You'all callin' me ugly  W.T. Sherman!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:02 PM (kmgIE)

623

Good evening

 

Posted by: Angie1228 at December 26, 2009 09:02 PM (AAJaO)

624

Are there ACORN offices in India? (Although the Indian governor quit, so we know he's not a Democrat.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2009 09:03 PM (2qU2d)

625 Yum by Rum

Hmm.  maybe not.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:03 PM (1ZGpA)

626 633  Doing a sex tape at 83?  MY HERO!!!

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:03 PM (1ZGpA)

627
All morons report in.

Red Leader standing by........

Posted by: Blazer at December 26, 2009 09:03 PM (t72+4)

628

Rum: spiced mead.  Very holiday season-y.

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 09:03 PM (8MuSQ)

629 "Rummy's Yummies" I actually kinda like that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:05 PM (gofDd)

630 Ooops at 86.  Still, pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:05 PM (1ZGpA)

631

mystry,

I saw that also, but I can't remember where. I checked Fox and Townhall--no luck. Maybe it was at Newsmax.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:05 PM (AMYl0)

632 spiced mead. Very holiday season-y. Oooo, I've never had that. Sounds old time-y, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:06 PM (gofDd)

633 #633  Oh Yes!!! Acorn split in half. All international operations are now run by Acorn International.  Two different organizations.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:07 PM (kmgIE)

634

Rummy,

You would need a hawt, sexy logo (starring you, of course) to go with it.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:07 PM (AMYl0)

635 rum, my Mom has a mushroom soup that's to die for. She was going to make it for Christmas Eve and the timing didn't work out.....then it was going to be for Christmas Day, and the timing didn't work out.... Menu-wise, everything was kind of a train wreck due to some other issues as well, but my Aunt came through with the linguini & clams on short notice. put me down for some cookies, email me the list!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2009 09:09 PM (L8xnn)

636 #640 LAND..   I am pretty sure it was in USA TODAY.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:10 PM (kmgIE)

637 WTR   Are you stayin' around for 666?

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:12 PM (kmgIE)

638 Rum: Yeah, it's old-timey.  The one I have now is kind of like a sweet wine.  Some are more like a thick beer

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 09:13 PM (8MuSQ)

639 I'm glad to hear that Ozero got his golf game in today.  I was worried about that! 
/sarc

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:13 PM (1ZGpA)

640

Could be mystry. I saw it somewhere online--maybe a link to a USA article. I haven't looked at USA TODAY in years.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:14 PM (AMYl0)

641 643 the stompy boot pic could be worked into a good logo 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:14 PM (1ZGpA)

642 You would need a hawt, sexy logo (starring you, of course) to go with it. Maybe a 1940s or 50s retro look with an apron and cute dress? And cute shoes of course.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:16 PM (gofDd)

643

H-5,

Yup! Just like the Lame Stream Media was all relieved that Boooosh! got in a round of golf during various crises.

/I'll see your sarc and raise you a sarc.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:17 PM (AMYl0)

644 drinking Wild Turkey and riding a snowmobile is not a good idea

Posted by: fartbubble at December 26, 2009 09:17 PM (cBeTr)

645 I see on local news where the new TSA and FAA directive is that no one during the last hour of a plane flight (unclear if this is only international or all domestic) can have anything on their laps. Not even a book or paper. You just have to sit still and stay seated. No toilet use either, during the final hour. So if your flight is under an hour long, will everyone now have to just sit like a tailor's dummy, and stare straight ahead? At least we aren't profiling African and Mideast nationals, like the stinking racists the world knows we are. Granny Sweden Whitebreadsen, age 85, will get patted down with undiminished alacrity by the TSA's brilliant workforce.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 26, 2009 09:18 PM (AZGON)

646 Lots and lots of crenolin.  Now that was sexy!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:18 PM (kmgIE)

647 mystry, thanks for reminding me. I wasn't even keep track of what post we were on.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:19 PM (gofDd)

648 Woops misspelled Crenoline. 

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:20 PM (kmgIE)

649 put me down for some cookies, email me the list! Done!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:20 PM (gofDd)

650 I'm humbled by the requests for cookies! Thank you, morons.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:21 PM (gofDd)

651 Now the race for 666

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:21 PM (gofDd)

652 Ok who's lingering and trying to jump in?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:21 PM (gofDd)

653 JUMP

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:22 PM (gofDd)

654

Could the 40s or 50s retro be worked in with stompy boots? Cuz the stompy boots grabz me attention. You know--a little of the past and a little of the present? I'm just tossin' ideas here. (And breathin' a little faster.)

 

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:22 PM (AMYl0)

655 656 Don't even get me started on TSA idiocy.  I so very had my fill of them when I was back in the Army for a spell a few years ago.  The stupidest one was being informed that TSA rules applied for the flight to Kuwait, so all knives and nail clippers had to go in check baggage.  Mind you, all 300 or so of us on the plane were carrying rifles on board.  *facepalm*

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:22 PM (1ZGpA)

656 In in too late

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:22 PM (kmgIE)

657 Mine!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:22 PM (gofDd)

658 Damn! thought I had 666.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:23 PM (AMYl0)

659 Dammit. LOL

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:23 PM (gofDd)

660 Hot damn!!

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:23 PM (1ZGpA)

661 Everyone's ripping David Frum a new asshole for stating the obvious: As interpreted for the last couple hundred years (as opposed to how you and I would like it to be interpreted) the U.S. Constitution does not prohibit Obama's Health Insurance plan.

And each and every commenter there is dismissing Frum, an opponent of ObamaCare, as an idiot. Frum's point is that the GOP Senators who'd make such a vote calling it unconstitutional are pandering to their (often stupid, even though I agree with them on the actual underlying issues) base. So that isn't a plan.

A better plan would be to continue working to defeat the bill, democratically. 'Cause it is a real "game change" as Mark Steyn, another intelligent former Canadian, points out.

Oh, and that bedbug detector is a great idea. Now if only someone would invent a portable crab detector. Condoms don't do shit against those.

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 09:23 PM (0fq7b)

662

Nope....

*in Don Adams voice*

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 09:24 PM (8MuSQ)

663 I'm blaming Safari for hiccuping on me.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:27 PM (gofDd)

664 Sure, Rum.  Blame the software. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:28 PM (1ZGpA)

665 Oh, and I really like the idea of apron and stompy boots incorporated into logo.  Gives it that domestic yet hell-raising look.  Or something.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:29 PM (1ZGpA)

666 well, as 666 has passed, it's time to call it a night. Have a good one fellow morons and moronettes.

Posted by: todler at December 26, 2009 09:30 PM (m/DBY)

667 Thought I had it timed just right. I was one too early. Gots to work on my timing.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:31 PM (AMYl0)

668 #677 Todler. Although I did not have any comments to you.. Thanks for joining and being here with us. Good luck in the future! 

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:33 PM (kmgIE)

669 Good night, todler! Come back to the ONT often. We will accept you into our "clique."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:33 PM (gofDd)

670 Too good not to share
http://tinyurl.com/ykohfxt

Good night, y'all.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 26, 2009 09:33 PM (1ZGpA)

671

 Gives it that domestic yet hell-raising look.  Or something.
 

It's the "guess what mommy is like behind closed doors" effect. (drool, bunk, what ev)

 

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:34 PM (AMYl0)

672 'night todler. Hang in there.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:35 PM (AMYl0)

673 Stompy boots, apron and a 50s style hair do?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:35 PM (gofDd)

674 #678  Land.  Sorry about your timing. This is what happens to you when you are still young. Notice that I was a little bit late!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:36 PM (kmgIE)

675

well, as 666 has passed, it's time to call it a night.

We could go for trip-7s. That pays extra, right?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:36 PM (AMYl0)

676 LOL, mystry!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 09:37 PM (gofDd)

677 That's a pretty broad reading of the Consitution that allows for ObizzleCare.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 09:39 PM (8MuSQ)

678

This is what happens to you when you are still young.

LOL, yep, I'm the youngest 57 year-old in the good ol' USA!

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:39 PM (AMYl0)

679 #684  Oh god, I'm in love.  PICS... Of course, Nylon hose with the seam up the back! 

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:40 PM (kmgIE)

680

Rum: "Stompy boots, apron and a 50s style hair do?"

A Ruby's Cafe waitress dominatrix?  It could work.....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 09:41 PM (8MuSQ)

681

Howdy doody, tutti fruity,

The seam up the back of the hose,

Oh, do we remember those.

(Name the song and group)

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:43 PM (AMYl0)

682

Posted by: Christoph at December 27, 2009 02:23 AM (0fq7b)

Frum is full of shit. The bill does violate the constitution on a number of issues, including due process and the way that it forces people at the Federal level to buy the insurance versus the way that Medicare is managed. Federal laws cannot be "broken down" geographically. Frum obviously knows precisely dick about the US constitution and is a fucking idiot overall.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 09:45 PM (dcKUM)

683

693: How to see how fines and imprisonment for *not* doing something is legal, too.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 09:48 PM (8MuSQ)

684 Well, TexasJew, I hope you're right, of course. However, I don't believe when push comes to shove, the courts will interpret it the way you want.

Even if they do, it will be limited to minor grounds and the majority of the bill will stand, and will transform American society in statist ways. It will consume so much of your budget that you'll find it difficult to manage much more than European levels of military preparedness, for example.

Which is just fine with Obama and his leftist ilk.

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 09:48 PM (0fq7b)

685 WTR  Sassypants last night called me out, and said mystry, You never say anything sexual. (a quote) How could Maet ever wave a yellow flat at you? I say stick around,, Later is better!!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:50 PM (kmgIE)

686

WTR, if you are taking orders, at least let some of us help out with the ingredients.

I like making cookies but it gets so damn expensive. Last time I went on a baking bender I spent almost $200.

What kind of cookies do you make, and are you taking orders?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 09:55 PM (F09Uo)

687 #692 " I remember it well. Took my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry"

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 09:55 PM (kmgIE)

688 696  Yeah but you don't quite have the flair for summoning me here that a certain Moronette does

Posted by: Chrome Bumper Hitch at December 26, 2009 09:56 PM (1ZGpA)

689

*searching the underbrush through my scope--mystry, mystry, where are you? All I need is one clean shot.*

I keed, I keed.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 09:56 PM (AMYl0)

690 698 Not even close

Posted by: The Statler Brothers at December 26, 2009 09:57 PM (1ZGpA)

691 #700 Land.   LOL.  A clean shot you should never have at me.  I am part ghillie!!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 10:00 PM (kmgIE)

692

Posted by: Christoph at December 27, 2009 02:48 AM (0fq7b)

The bill will not stand, since it is a pack of unconstitutional compromises.

As one simple example, can you imagine the fallout if the majority of Americans who refuse to pay for abortions are then forced to after having their Senators lie to them? The bill will be tied up in District and Appeals courts for years. The Insurance industry will challenge it left and right, as will the state attorney generals. It will be a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

Remember, a relatively minor due process glitch lost Al Gore the Presidency. This bill has dozens of them, and it will barely get passed in the House.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:01 PM (dcKUM)

693

Um, let's see here, Don McLean did American Pie, but that din't have squat to do with "the seam up the back of her hose." (I said "the hose" in the first pose, forgive my drunkeness), but you are welcome to try again.

*still searching through the scope, damn I'm drunk. Everyting looks real close, but I see two of everything*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:02 PM (AMYl0)

694

CBH wins!

Saturday morning serials chapters one through fifteen . . .
Flypaper, penny loafers, Lucky Strike Green . . .
Flat tops, sock hops, Studebaker, "Pepsi, please" . . .
Ah, do you remember these?

Cigar bands on your hand, your daddy's socks rolled down . . .
Sticks, no plugs, and aviator caps with flaps that button down . . .
Movie stars on Dixie cup tops and knickers to your knees . . .
Ah, do you remember these?

The Hit Parade, grape Tru-Ade, the Sadie Hawkins Dance . . .
Pedal pushers, ducktail hair, and peg in your pants . . .
Howdy Doody, Tutti-Frutti, the seam up the back of her hose . . .
Ah, do you remember those?

James Dean — he was keen, Sunday movies were taboo . . .
The senior prom, Judy's mom, rock 'n roll was new . . .
Crackerjack prize, stars in your eyes, ask Daddy for the keys . . .
Ah, do you remember these?

The boogey man, lemonade stand, and takin' your tonsils out . . .
Indian burn, and wait your turn, and four foul balls you're out . . .
Cigarette loads, and secret codes, and savin' lucky stars . . .
Can you remember back that far?

To boat neck shirts, and fender skirts, and crinoline petticoats . . .
Mum's the word, and a dirty bird, and a double root beer float . . .
Moon hubcaps, and loud heel taps, and he's a real-gone cat . . .
Ah, do you remember that?

Dancin' close, little moron jokes, and cooties in her hair . . .
Captain Midnight, Ovaltine, and The Whip at the county fair . . .
Charles Atlas Course, Roy Roger's horse, and only The Shadow knows . . .
Ah, do you remember those?

Gable's charm, froggin' your arm, loud mufflers, pitchin' woo . . .
Goin' steady, Veronica and Betty, white bucks and blue suede shoes . . .
Knock-knock jokes. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who?
Dewey ... remember these? Yes we do. Ah do we, do we remember these!


 

— "Do You Remember These?"

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:04 PM (AMYl0)

695 698 #692 " I remember it well. Took my chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry"

Posted by: mystry at December 27, 2009 02:55 AM (kmgIE)

How did you guess my last name?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:06 PM (dcKUM)

696 A Ruby's Cafe waitress dominatrix? It could work..... I'd have a wooden spoon instead of a crop. What kind of cookies do you make, and are you taking orders? Some of the morons have been offering to pay not just postage, but for time and labor. I factor in the costs of ingredients there. I feel like I'm asking for too much, but I'm not sure. I'll post my list again. Let me find it.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:07 PM (gofDd)

697 Regarding the terrorist attack Delta Northwest 253, on reading this article (originally brought to my attention by Hot Air):

"The older Mutallab, as at the time of filing this report, had just left his Katsina hometown for Abuja to speak with security agencies, family sources say. According to the family members, Mutallab has been uncomfortable with the boy's extreme religious views and had six months ago reported his activities to United States' Embassy, Abuja and Nigerian security agencies.   "The older Mutallab was said to be devastated on hearing the news of Abdul Farouk's attempted bombing and arrest. A source close to him said he was surprised that after his reports to the US authorities, the young man was allowed to travel to the United States.

"..."

I gather basically the Nigerians are saying, "Don't blame us you stupid American fuck-ups. He travelled from Amsterdam, not Abuja, and your embassy was warned about him."

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 10:07 PM (0fq7b)

698 Cookie list: -Coconut Chocolate chip (The tastiest, imo. They're chewy and not overly coconut tasting) -Chewy Sugar -Big, fat chewy chocolate chip -Peanut butter bacon -Oatmeal butterscotch (or choco chip depending on preference)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:07 PM (gofDd)

699

A clean shot you should never have at me.  I am part ghillie!!

But we Scots never stop tryin'.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:07 PM (AMYl0)

700 "As one simple example, can you imagine the fallout if the majority of Americans who refuse to pay for abortions are then forced to after having their Senators lie to them?"

Sure, I can imagine it. I find it hideous.

It matches exactly the situation in my country, and most European countries. Whether it violates the US Constitution as it actually is interpreted by your courts is another question though.

Politically, politically is where you need to win that battle. The courts is too little, too late.

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 10:09 PM (0fq7b)

701 Oh yea.  the alcohol is starting to didpate. The Stattler brothers. I will get the other half in about a half an' hour

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 10:11 PM (kmgIE)

702 #706  West Texas is always dry!

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 10:13 PM (kmgIE)

703

706,

Are you the founder of the TexasJew Levy foundation? I thought your identity was a well-guarded secret.

Rummy @ 707,

I tell people that they are a little pricey, but I also tell them that you're working from home, so it's not like you have industrial ovens and can buy warehouse-sized orders of ingredients. It's a start-up. Many of them understand. And you have some uniqueness workin' for ya here.

 

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:13 PM (AMYl0)

704 How did you guess my last name? Your last name is Chevy?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:14 PM (gofDd)

705 Thanks, Land. I probably should sit down and actually add up how much everything is. At least USPS finally came out with flat rates for their Priority mail service.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:16 PM (gofDd)

706 #692  Oh do we remember those times so well.. Ahhhrrr.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 10:17 PM (kmgIE)

707

mystry, I think I'll order that Statler Brothers CD. I used to have the album (do you remember those?) and I always liked it. It's good to get back to the roots once in a while.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:18 PM (AMYl0)

708

Chocolate coconut sounds pretty tasty.

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 10:18 PM (8MuSQ)

709

Posted by: Christoph at December 27, 2009 03:09 AM (0fq7b)

Let me explain something: here, you can do both at the same time.

You can defeat the bill politically through the courts by stripping it apart. And the amount of anger from the states is always something that the courts take seriously.

There is not a damn thing that we can do politically until the 2010 elections. But stripping the law will destroy it both politically and legally, long before those elections. Delegitimizong it and educating the public, who already are opposed to it, will be reflected in the 2010 elections.

Frum is a spectacularily ignorant dunce. The two best-known Canadian RINOs, Brooks and Frum, are so pathetically misinformed on American conservatism that their opinions are useless.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:18 PM (dcKUM)

710

Rummy,

That's the way innovation and new products begin. Remember the first calculators? Texas Instruments, I believe. They were huge, and cost like $79.99 each. Now they give them away as promotional items and they are the size of a credit card. Progress marches on.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:21 PM (AMYl0)

711 Fa Cube, you wouldn't even have to pay for postage. I'd deliver to you.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:22 PM (gofDd)

712 That I feel guilty for overcharging makes me a lousy capitalist, doesn't it? LOL

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:23 PM (gofDd)

713

Delegitimizong

Please explain this term; is it Chinese?

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:24 PM (AMYl0)

714

Rum: Cool!  I'll have to place an order, then

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 10:26 PM (8MuSQ)

715

 That I feel guilty for overcharging makes me a lousy capitalist, doesn't it? LOL

Hey girl, Ya gotta due what ya gotta dew.

*what did I just do there? It must be the evils of alcohol!*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:27 PM (AMYl0)

716

Hello.  Trying out a new sock.

Posted by: Hegemony Cricket (rdb) at December 26, 2009 10:28 PM (u05qE)

717 Fa Cube, email me what kind you want and how many.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:28 PM (gofDd)

718 How was your Christmas, rdb?

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:29 PM (gofDd)

719

Rummy,

That's the way innovation and new products begin. Remember the first calculators? Texas Instruments, I believe. They were huge, and cost like $79.99 each.Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 27, 2009 03:21 AM (AMYl0)

Way off. I bought an HP calculator in late 1973 for $1000. Damn near broke me... It had the calculating power of a $9.99 TI-30.

Beat the shit out of my K&E slide rule, however..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:30 PM (dcKUM)

720 I didn't really have one.

Posted by: Hegemony Cricket (rdb) at December 26, 2009 10:32 PM (u05qE)

721

Rum: will do.   Are the coconut ones crunchy or soft?

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 10:32 PM (8MuSQ)

722 Hmmmm.  Eating bacon-flavored chocolate.  A very interesting snack.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 10:33 PM (8MuSQ)

723 Are the coconut ones crunchy or soft? They're soft and a little chewy.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:36 PM (gofDd)

724 #730 TJ.  When I sold my business, I found two of those. They still work, and had orange matrix on the screens.They did not have any printing ability.

Posted by: mystry at December 26, 2009 10:36 PM (kmgIE)

725

Way off. I bought an HP calculator in late 1973 for $1000. Damn near broke me... It had the calculating power of a $9.99 TI-30.

I stand corrected. You techies fark me every time. No shite? A thousand bucks? I think I used a TI-32? for my stats class. Does that sound right?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:37 PM (AMYl0)

726

I stand corrected. You techies fark me every time. No shite? A thousand bucks? I think I used a TI-32? for my stats class. Does that sound right?

 Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 27, 2009 03:37 AM (AMYl0)

They still sell those TI-32's. I later used the TI-58's in the late 70's, which were big and fat, with red LEDs and had to be charged a lot. They cost $100-120, which was still not cheap back then. My tuition at UT/Austin was only $400/ semester.

My TI-58's got so warm, I used to heat my hands up on them.

HPs had a gold motherboard and a strange way to enter the data. I found the TI's much more intuitive and still prefer them. They're cheap these days, but made like shit.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:44 PM (dcKUM)

727 I bought an HP calculator in late 1973 for $1000. Holy crap. I think I remember my dad saying he got his first VCR for around $1000. When I was a kid, my friend's dad had a laser printer at home and it was the coolest thing ever. It printed really fast. Not in color, of course. Her dad was a doctor so they had more income than my family. Now my laserjet printer I got when I started college was $130.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:44 PM (gofDd)

728 "The two best-known Canadian RINOs, Brooks and Frum, are so pathetically misinformed on American conservatism that their opinions are useless."

I agree that Frum may not be completely informed on (or care about) all aspects of American conservativism.

However, your modern courts don't tend to interpret things in line with the tenets of American conservatism, now do they?

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 10:44 PM (0fq7b)

729 Apparently my TI-82 is outdated. My sister had to buy a TI-95 or something.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:45 PM (gofDd)

730 739: Depends on the court.  Some do, some don't.  The big, sweeping decisions are pretty much always communist, though.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 10:47 PM (8MuSQ)

731 Now my laserjet printer I got when I started college was $130.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 03:44 AM (gofDd)

The first commercially easily available Laser printer was the original Apple Laserwriter in 1985. It was 300 dpi black and white and about the size of a Smart Car. I had use of one, and it cost, I believe, around $4000. 

With the humongous Laserwriter, original Aldus Pagemaker and a small Mac SE, you had your own desktop publishing revolution right on your desk. 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:49 PM (dcKUM)

732   723 That I feel guilty for overcharging makes me a lousy capitalist, doesn't it? LOL

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 03:23 AM (gofDd)

Please don't feel that way. If you didn't charge for gas to the post office, ingredients, packing and mailing supplies and finally the cost of postage (and I hope a little extra for yourself) then people will take advantage of you and you will go broke doing nice things for people.

Been there, done that, ain't no fun.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 10:50 PM (F09Uo)

733 Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 27, 2009 03:50 AM (F09Uo) Good point. I really am humbled so many of you are asking for my cookies. I was also starting to worry a little about finances, so having people buy my cookies is keeping that worry at bay a little longer. I love you, morons. Y'all are the best!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 10:55 PM (gofDd)

734 HP calculators rock.

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 10:57 PM (0fq7b)

735 743   723 That I feel guilty for overcharging makes me a lousy capitalist, doesn't it? LOL

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 03:23 AM (gofDd)

A little bit of Yiddish from my Romanian grandmother:

"Nehm das geld" - Take the money..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 10:57 PM (dcKUM)

736

Rummy,

I might be off on my TI-#. I took stats in '98 or '99, so it may have been a TI-Ninety something. Hell, I can't remember. I sold the damn thing to another student after I was done with the class. I haven't used anything I learned in that class since I took it. But I did like the course.

My memory grows foggier as I progress through this thread. It could be due to the fact that I just opened my fourth 24 ounce can of SR 211 (a gutter-level heavy lager that is 8.1 % alcohol, but tastes wonderful to me) or it could be the fault of the Boooosh administration. I'll check with MSNBC and let you know later.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 10:58 PM (AMYl0)

737 I love you, morons. Y'all are the best!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 03:55 AM (gofDd)

Hey, you seem like a good person, your smart, and from what I hear, you wear 'stompey boots' in just the right way!

What's not to like?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 10:58 PM (F09Uo)

738 745 HP calculators rock.

Posted by: Christoph at December 27, 2009 03:57 AM (0fq7b)

They were beautiful and solid. I never liked the way you had to enter data, however, where the operation came after the numbers, if I remember correctly.

TI's were simple and stupid, like me. I was using them for engineering and geophysics courses, and I took two to every test, in case one ran out of juice or failed.

On my old TI-58, which had a card reader, we had some games that we could play, like "Lunar Lander". Remember, this was two years before "Asteroids" and four years before Pac-Man.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:03 PM (dcKUM)

739

Hey, Rummy could become the next "Famous Amos" of cookiedom! How cool would that be?

*unless, of course, Amos went under, which we don't want for out beloved rummy*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:04 PM (AMYl0)

740 Torchlight running well on my crappy computer scares the shit out of me

Posted by: fartbubble at December 26, 2009 11:05 PM (cBeTr)

741 you wear 'stompey boots' in just the right way! The power of the stompy boots! I will wield it wisely.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:05 PM (gofDd)

742

Rum, Not to be all ethnic here, but how about gourmet fortune cookies?

They generally taste like sugared cardboard. And the fortunes suck.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:08 PM (dcKUM)

743

Show of hands for pics of rummy in her stompy boots!

*I cast one thousand votes for yes, cuz I live in Illinois where the dead vote. So I'm claiming one thousand dead votes for pics, which might just bring the dead back to life!*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:13 PM (AMYl0)

744 You kids and your fancy assed cyphering doodads.... Our company was founded by my grandmother in 1943.  We still have the records of start up costs, including about $100 for a 100 key adding machine.  Still have the machine, too. That thing is way cool.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:13 PM (UBQGM)

745 Not to be all ethnic here, but how about gourmet fortune cookies? I leave that to the professionals. The best fortune cookies are from San Francisco, where they originated. I grew up on those and won't eat any not from SF. I don't know what they put in them, but they're so good and no one has been able to replicate them anywhere else. One of my uncles worked at fortune cookie factory when he was growing up. He has no feeling in the tips of his fingers from folding the hot cookies.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:13 PM (gofDd)

746 And I second the motion for more wtr gam pics.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:14 PM (UBQGM)

747 753

Rum, Not to be all ethnic here, but how about gourmet fortune cookies?

They generally taste like sugared cardboard. And the fortunes suck.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 04:08 AM (dcKUM)

I think WTR should start making MISFORTUNE COOKIES. The fortunes could be the insults we toss at Internet trolls. I know people would buy them for parties.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 11:15 PM (F09Uo)

748 Yeah, you're right that TI's were inexpensive and intuitive. I used to like my TI-32.

Surprisingly one of the best calculators I ever bought was this compact solidly made $11 Chinese whatever-brand model that handled gazillions of functions, even imaginary numbers. I bought it when I lost my TI-32, and wad disappointed when I lost it!

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 11:15 PM (0fq7b)

749 It's the only stompy boot pic, I got so here ya go: http://tinypic.com/r/20zwaqu/6

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:16 PM (gofDd)

750 "On my old TI-58, which had a card reader, we had some games that we could play, like "Lunar Lander". Remember, this was two years before "Asteroids" and four years before Pac-Man."

That's pretty sweet.

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 11:16 PM (0fq7b)

751 I think WTR should start making MISFORTUNE COOKIES.

You will die in a fire.  Your lucky numbers are 13 and 0. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:17 PM (UBQGM)

752 Oh, I thought you said "booty" pic, and I was thinking, "What booty pic could be of such quality she would bring it to our attention?"

I'm so disappointed.

Posted by: Christoph at December 26, 2009 11:17 PM (0fq7b)

753 Still have the machine, too. That thing is way cool.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 27, 2009 04:13 AM (UBQGM)

I remember those great big long things from my mom's office. You see Jack Lemmon using one at the beginning of "The Apartment" - one of my favorite movies.

Ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:17 PM (dcKUM)

754 Moron® fortune cookies.

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:19 PM (XSikc)

755 I love the idea of misfortune cookies, lol. That sounds awesome. Here's the best fortune cookie place on the planet. http://tinyurl.com/3g3nb Every time my family is in the Bay Area we stop there to get bags and bags of fortune cookies. I actually like the flat ones better than the traditional ones.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:19 PM (gofDd)

756

Ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk..

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 04:17 AM (dcKUM)

My grandma could make that thing fly.  I have used it for its intended purpose.  Takes a little getting used to.  Still in perfect working order.  They used to build stuff to last forever.  Bet it weighs 25 lbs.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:20 PM (UBQGM)

757

Remember, around 10 years ago, before the Internet bubble popped, how everyone wanted to become a programmer? The universities were pushing computer science departments like crazy.

Funny how times change...

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:21 PM (dcKUM)

758 You will die in a fire. Your lucky numbers are 13 and 0. You have to make it Chinese sounding: "You die in fire. You lucky number 13 and 4." (4 is unlucky in China.)

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:21 PM (gofDd)

759 I'm sure the morons & ettes could provide some fine content. Keep it pithy M&Ms!

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:22 PM (XSikc)

760 Today you get lucky. Someone do sex to you!

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:24 PM (XSikc)

761 "You die in fire. You lucky number 13 and 4."

If the assembly instructions for my kids' toys were that clear, I wouldn't have all this leftover hardware.  "Chinglish".  The international language of instruction manuals.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:26 PM (UBQGM)

762

It's the only stompy boot pic, I got so here ya go:

I'll be in my bunk for the next three months. I guess I'll have to get a laptop, cuz my desktop will be "out of reach" for a while.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:26 PM (AMYl0)

763 You wife cheat on you. Hire lawyer.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:26 PM (gofDd)

764 770 I'm sure the morons & ettes could provide some fine content. Keep it pithy M&Ms!

Posted by: jcjimi at December 27, 2009 04:22 AM (XSikc)

We would need "Mike in MI" to really get the tear ducts going:

"Your beloved will run off with some stud and leave you at a truck stop without your wallet, during a blizzard. She will also take your pants. PS You suck."

"Your lucky number is screw you."

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:27 PM (dcKUM)

765 "Chinglish". The international language of instruction manuals. Ikea quit putting in any text instructions, I think. Looking at the drawings confuses the crap out of me so I just go by instinct. Mostly works.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:27 PM (gofDd)

766

We would need "Mike in MI" to really get the tear ducts going:

"Your beloved will run off with some stud and leave you at a truck stop without your wallet, during a blizzard. She will also take your pants. PS You suck."

"Your lucky number is screw you."

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 04:27 AM

DAMN! I was thinking of him when I said "Be pithy!"

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:29 PM (XSikc)

767 Year of Pig, you get swine sick.
Year of Dog, you get flea.
Next year Year of Cock.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:29 PM (UBQGM)

768 "Obama you president. He do sex to you."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:29 PM (gofDd)

769 779 "Obama you president. He do sex to you." Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 04:29 AM

Better...

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:30 PM (XSikc)

770 766 I love the idea of misfortune cookies, lol. That sounds awesome.

Here's the best fortune cookie place on the planet. http://tinyurl.com/3g3nb

Every time my family is in the Bay Area we stop there to get bags and bags of fortune cookies. I actually like the flat ones better than the traditional ones.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 04:19 AM (gofDd)

I see a business here!

Just find some of the most vile, hurtful, bizarrely WTF comments ever seen on the Internet and then print the jewels up. See if that factory will contract out for the 'Misfortune Cookies'.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 11:30 PM (F09Uo)

771 That not chicken.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:31 PM (UBQGM)

772 782 That not chicken.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 27, 2009 04:31 AM

+1

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:32 PM (XSikc)

773 HerrM, just for you: http://tinypic.com/r/w1ipt/6

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:32 PM (gofDd)

774 HerrM, just for you

I get good fortune.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:34 PM (UBQGM)

775 "Biden you vice president. Whole world laugh at you."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:34 PM (gofDd)

776 We no buy you bonds.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:36 PM (UBQGM)

777 Just find some of the most vile, hurtful, bizarrely WTF comments ever seen on the Internet and then print the jewels up. See if that factory will contract out for the 'Misfortune Cookies'. According to Yelp they also do "dirty" fortunes. I'm almost afraid of what Chinese to English dirty fortune cookies say. Hardly any of the people there speak English. I learned that last time I was there. Figuring out how much 7 bags of fortune cookies cost through hand gestures was interesting.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:36 PM (gofDd)

778 You could separate out the insults into NSFW, Family and friends that that you like, and then the extra crispy fortunes for when you want to sabotage a Chinese restaraunt.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 11:37 PM (F09Uo)

779 We do sex to you when you bow.

Posted by: jcjimi at December 26, 2009 11:37 PM (XSikc)

780

"White Powder ObaMa say, Afghan dope the best."

"Buy it or I put put Chinese Mafia on yo' ass."

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:38 PM (AMYl0)

781 You tattoo say "garlic shrimp with pea pod"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:38 PM (UBQGM)

782

Just list the most feared Chinese guy ever:

No Par King.

- old, old joke.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 26, 2009 11:38 PM (8MuSQ)

783 According to Yelp they also do "dirty" fortunes. I'm almost afraid of what Chinese to English dirty fortune cookies say. Hardly any of the people there speak English. I learned that last time I was there. Figuring out how much 7 bags of fortune cookies cost through hand gestures was interesting.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 04:36 AM (gofDd)

I think if you gave them EXACTLY what to print in writing, you could get what you wanted.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 11:38 PM (F09Uo)

784 "China learn from Mao. US no learn from Obama. Suck for you."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:39 PM (gofDd)

785 Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 27, 2009 04:38 AM (8MuSQ) I'm still laughing at that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:40 PM (gofDd)

786 No one can beat Japanese English (or, "Engrish"). It is like something that Dr. Suess would cook up.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:41 PM (dcKUM)

787 Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 27, 2009 04:38 AM (8MuSQ)

I'm still laughing at that.

Posted by: wherestherum at December 27, 2009 04:40 AM (gofDd)

I still laugh when I remember that the pilot who ran his "Lucky Dragon Manufacturing" fighter into our recon plan in 2001 was named "Wong Wei".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:42 PM (UBQGM)

788 It's approaching my bed time, morons. Thanks for the laughs. And if anyone else wants cookies, email me what you kind want (#709) and how many. If Maet's around he can give you my email if you don't have it. Good night!

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:44 PM (gofDd)

789

I don't have it, but you can try: gaspipejimmy AT gmail DOT com

Jim

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 26, 2009 11:46 PM (F09Uo)

790 Night wtr. 

You dreams no come true.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:47 PM (UBQGM)

791 email me what you kind want *sigh* Chingrish struck me. "Email me what kind you want."

Posted by: wherestherum at December 26, 2009 11:47 PM (gofDd)

792

OK folks, It's 3:45 a.m. here in the cold, frozen midwest, and I'm drunker than 10,000 chickens (that takes some work), so I'm cashin' in.

I've enjoyed talkin' to y'all tonight.

Rummy, I hope you get rich and famous (well, actually just rich--I think fame is overrated), and I'll yak at you and the rest of MoronNation later. I must put head to pillow.

'night all.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:49 PM (AMYl0)

793

Laptop battery boy will sleep on sofa and leave ring in toilet for good results when the battery not breaks and spill acid near excellent noise true will come all working for nice product batteries good to go and laptop configurations install battery for laptop use until banned by smorking close to window laptop useage warranty good in eight states long life battery laptop smiling lettuce charged payment wait until 2010 briefcase toadstool.

 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 26, 2009 11:51 PM (dcKUM)

794

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 04:51 AM (dcKUM)

I don't care who ya are, that there is funny.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 26, 2009 11:53 PM (UBQGM)

795 TJ is now subcontrating for Laptop battery boy. That is all. Good night.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:54 PM (AMYl0)

796

oops

subcontracting--it's the booze, I swear.

goodnight (I really mean it this time)

Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 26, 2009 11:56 PM (AMYl0)

797

Good Morning, folks.

Burt Prelutsky @ Breitbart's Big Hollywood:

Frankly, I don’t know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I’m not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we’re number one. There’s no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on “Macbeth”.

The three of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of speech. You don’t know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 27, 2009 12:57 AM (+CLh/)

798 hello folks. The Revolution is happening, in Iran.

Follow here: http://twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 01:18 AM (/k6/z)

799 Follow here: http://twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection

Would you people leave me alone already?  I'm trying to have an ice cream cone with my wife.  And be on the cover of People for the 16th time.  I deserve some privacy.  And vacation.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 27, 2009 01:35 AM (ptbOj)

800 that's a whole lot of shit going on in Iran

Posted by: fartbubble at December 27, 2009 01:43 AM (cBeTr)

801 Iran
The Western media reported that the prisoners were rescued by relatives but it looks more like the whole town helped with the rescue. The Western media also said that the regime shot dead two "gunmen" but the only ones with guns in the video are the regime thugs.--Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit

Posted by: maverick muse at December 27, 2009 02:04 AM (+CLh/)

802 Sorry I never came back to the thread. My iPhone was acting up too much. My WiFi still isn't back. And sadly, the port never put me to sleep. Todler - I know you went to bed by now but I don't remember the year of the port. Right now, extremely frustrated I'm still typing on a tiny phone. Hopefully tomorrow (which is already today) will be a better day. *sigh*.

Posted by: Sassypants at December 27, 2009 02:16 AM (FNz8L)

803 Sounds like it is really going down in Iran

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 27, 2009 02:22 AM (h/zKr)

804 Der Spiegel's Ayatollah in exile says the Iranian  regime is crumbling.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 27, 2009 02:52 AM (+CLh/)

805 Not to offend the many atheists and agnostics who frequent this site (Ace runs a big tent thankfully) but for anyone who has faith, please say a prayer for the people of Iran right now. 

Posted by: Jade Sea at December 27, 2009 03:15 AM (+JrId)

806

According to this photo, Obama is hiring Coneheads as airport security.

Posted by: Tinian at December 27, 2009 03:37 AM (7+pP9)

807 Protests have slowed, they had been taking security forces down street by street for the past five hours. They're regrouping for a big push during the night

I honestly can't tell you where this is going to lead, but I'm going to watch.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 03:39 AM (/k6/z)

Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2009 03:55 AM (HylJ6)

809 The events in Iran are just a distraction from the President's dinner of lobster and cracked crab.

Posted by: MSNBC at December 27, 2009 03:59 AM (JL3qV)

810 Last night was great, guys. It's always fun when you burp in the morning and it reminds you of taco.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 04:21 AM (QECjC)

811 Looks like it's on like Donkey Kong in Iran.  Conflicting reports that Mousavi's niece or nephew was killed today...
#Iranelection

Posted by: The Statler Brothers at December 27, 2009 04:38 AM (1ZGpA)

812 http://twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection


Present!!!!

Posted by: Barrack Obama at December 27, 2009 04:39 AM (1ZGpA)

813 @oxfordgirl: Eyewitness - cannot confirm but believe - group of men piss on Khamenei picture on wall central Tehran #Iranelection

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 27, 2009 04:41 AM (1ZGpA)

814 824  The universal symbol for great disdain...

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 27, 2009 04:42 AM (1ZGpA)

815 Confirmed report: Nephew of Mir Hossein Musavi, runner-up in June election, was shot in the chest and slain during the rally. Musavi is currently grieving at the hospital with family.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 04:54 AM (/k6/z)

816 Good lord. What comes I cannot say.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 04:55 AM (/k6/z)

817 816 -- They are in my thoughts (and yes, prayers).

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 05:09 AM (5/yRG)

818 Courage and good luck to them.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 05:11 AM (yC6vo)

819 Now we find out the leanings of the Iranian Army.  They are they wildcard.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at December 27, 2009 05:12 AM (1ZGpA)

820 The main outrage at the moment is that the regime would even think about shooting people in Muharram, the current month, holiest of all islamic months, during which it is sacrilege to fight.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 05:18 AM (/k6/z)

821 Has Barry decided what flavor ice cream he wants?

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 05:23 AM (yC6vo)

822 Has Barry decided what flavor ice cream he wants?

Present!

Posted by: Barrack Obama at December 27, 2009 05:28 AM (1ZGpA)

823

Is there an ice cream flavor called Pussy willow praline? Pandertopia pistachio? Kickback kiwi? Corruptocrat cherries jubilee?

 

Of course it will have to be soft serve in a waffle cone.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 05:38 AM (5/yRG)

824 unknown jane, I suspect he's tried and likes them all, especially when angrily mashed together.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 05:42 AM (wa815)

825 Great News!  We're Saved... again!  Homeland Security Secretary (in the case of the attempted airplane terrorist), "The system worked."  via Fox News

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 27, 2009 05:47 AM (r1h5M)

826 Eman -- angrily mashed together with a sprinkling of Narcissist nut crunch topping (there was something left out -- mustn't forget the nuts...). wink

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 05:48 AM (5/yRG)

827

836 -- and I for one am so very grateful and jubilant that they are so on top of things.

yep, that's sarcasm

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 05:49 AM (5/yRG)

828 Apparently, the DHS security plan relies heavily on unreliable terrorists, finicky explosive devices, and brave and alert passengers. Three-dimensional chess, indeed.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 05:54 AM (wa815)

829 Fatalities reported in Tabriz. Heavy fighting in the streets there.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 06:02 AM (/k6/z)

830 Well, now it's brave and alert passengers with mind powers of Yuri Geller proportion: can't get up from yer seats now, so no tackling just ninja mind fu.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 06:03 AM (5/yRG)

831 Well, now it's brave and alert passengers with mind powers of Yuri Geller proportion: can't get up from yer seats now, so no tackling just ninja mind fu. Posted by: unknown jane Yes, we may all relax and enjoy the flight knowing more than a few Jedi Knights are on board.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 06:06 AM (yqCDm)

832 Funniest thing I heard this morning is a big dem saying that the administration is afraid of the coming week.  The nterviewer asked why because of possible future incidents and the dem responded that yes that was part of it but they were afraid of the questions that would come out as to why they missed this guy.  Had a good laugh, they aren't afraid of anything.  It's all farce.

Posted by: curious at December 27, 2009 06:13 AM (p302b)

833 Napolitano and Gibbs are so full of shit!  These people should be addressing abject apologies to the American people for their shoddy and ineffectual performance.  Instead, it's all lame excuses and congratulating themselves and the government for the fact that the passengers on that plane managed to avert a disaster.  *spits*

Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2009 06:13 AM (9Wv2j)

834 I can haz Ennefelle thread?

Posted by: football kitteh at December 27, 2009 06:20 AM (4Kl5M)

835 I hadn't heard until this morning that the terrorist was sitting right on top of the fuel tanks.  What are the odds for that?  25%

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1ST at December 27, 2009 06:21 AM (ucq49)

836 836 Great News! We're Saved... again! Homeland Security Secretary (in the case of the attempted airplane terrorist), "The system worked." via Fox News Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 27, 2009 10:47 AM (r1h5M) Yes, that's true, the system did work. As soon as the incident occurred, the Media swept in and declared it was just a loner. They automatically assured us there was no sign of a plot. They refrained from using the words "Islam" or "terrorist." Best of all, Barry was given a whole 3 hours to finish reading "My Pet Goat" to Michelle. So, yes... the system did work.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 06:33 AM (QECjC)

837 Even the psychotics at Al Queda couldn't achieve the level of damage that this Administration and Congress are presently wreaking upon our nation.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 06:36 AM (vJtqG)

838 848 Even the psychotics at Al Queda couldn't achieve the level of damage that this Administration and Congress are presently wreaking upon our nation. Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 11:36 AM (vJtqG) I was about to ask you how your Christmas was, TexasJew, but then I suddenly thought, oh, yeah...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 06:38 AM (QECjC)

839 839 Apparently, the DHS security plan relies heavily on .....brave and alert passengers.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 10:54 AM (wa815) The same people who have to pay out the nose for Obama's socialist bullshit. 

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 06:40 AM (vJtqG)

840 Meanwhile, Iran is spinning out of control into full blown revolution... and incredibly, America's Liberals are on the side of the Mullahs. Hey why not? After all, the Iranian Regime WAS Jimmy Carter's Gift to the World, after all! Why shouldn't Liberals feel protective of it! It fits all their favorite traits in a foreign government: 1. Anti-American, Check! 2. Hostile to Christianity, Check! 3. Harbors Anti-Western Grievances, Check! The perfect Liberal Trifecta! What's not to love?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 06:42 AM (QECjC)

841 839 Apparently, the DHS security plan relies heavily on .....brave and alert passengers. Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 10:54 AM (wa815) I'm sure they'll be up on charges for assaulting a Flying Muslim in no time!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 06:43 AM (QECjC)

842 I was about to ask you how your Christmas was, TexasJew, but then I suddenly thought, oh, yeah...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 11:38 AM (QECjC)

I wish you a belated veselé Vánoce!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 06:43 AM (vJtqG)

843 And a stasny Novy Rok to you, TexasJew!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 06:44 AM (QECjC)

844 I'll save you, Mullahs!

Posted by: John Kerry at December 27, 2009 06:49 AM (vJtqG)

845

I just checked Instapundit and he has hisgreen background back up. Heh.

Posted by: Tinian at December 27, 2009 06:54 AM (7+pP9)

846 831 The main outrage at the moment is that the regime would even think about shooting people in Muharram, the current month, holiest of all islamic months, during which it is sacrilege to fight.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 10:18 AM (/k6/z)

Which of their months is Black History Month?

Posted by: John Kerry at December 27, 2009 06:55 AM (vJtqG)

847 I'm out of toilet paper. When does inflation start, so I can use my roll of 100s?

Posted by: TexasJew at December 27, 2009 06:57 AM (vJtqG)

848 Inflation starts next week -- make sure you have the proper permits; I believe it's a no limit.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 07:08 AM (5/yRG)

849 "The System Worked" - Attorney General Napolitano You're doing a hekcuva job, Janet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 07:10 AM (QECjC)

850 839 Apparently, the DHS security plan relies heavily on unreliable terrorists, finicky explosive devices, and brave and alert passengers. Three-dimensional chess, indeed. Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 10:54 AM (wa815) Yes, being played by our Spock-like Precedent!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 27, 2009 07:12 AM (QECjC)

851

If we have another terrorist attack, which I'm beginning to think we will (Lord help us), then I'm ready to break out the tar, feathers, and pitchforks.  This government and the media that is its lapdog is beyond ridiculous.  Tax, tax, tax -- and sit by and collect your pork barrel and payoffs while the ordinary folks scramble to make ends meet and fight wars (and bleed and die) which you make no effort to even win!  This isn't even hardcore socialist agenda; this is the court of the French aristocracy and their courtier toadies!

At least put on a facade that you give a tinker's about the peasants, bastiges!

Posted by: unknown jane at December 27, 2009 07:21 AM (5/yRG)

852 The death of Mousavi's nephew guarantees another day of massive protests and open revolt in the streets.

Posted by: Alexander at December 27, 2009 07:28 AM (/k6/z)

853 Maybe it took 3 hours to wake Barry up, pump the THC out of his blood, find his pants, and send the trannies back to Samoa.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2009 07:43 AM (yqCDm)

Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2009 08:10 AM (HylJ6)

855 I'm trying to come up with a pithy slogan that describes the media/Dems relationship. Any wordsmiths want to refine this? I don't expect I would take it anywhere but I'd buy a t-shirt or something if someone found a pithy wording and good picture to illustrate it and created a product. "Vote Republican, because liberty works better when media investigate politicians."

Posted by: paleRider at December 27, 2009 08:40 AM (CLMXo)

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