November 29, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Boredom Edition
— Maetenloch

50 Things Every 18-Year-Old Should Know

Well this list is more general principles and advice than specific skills. Though I would add to the mix being able to change a tire without assistance and general first aid plus CPR. You may not need these skills very often but when you do, you'll probably need them very badly.

Oh and learn to type. If I had known how much of my later life would be spent pecking at a keyboard, I would have skipped computer programming in high school and taken typing instead.

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9) College is a lot more work than high school and your job will be a lot more work than college was.

10) Start looking for a new job BEFORE you quit your old job.

16) If you're not happy with the job market, the government, or the schools in your area, remember that you can always move to another city or another state. Lots of Americans do just that every year.

17) "I wish that I had known to check the oil in my vehicles and to have changed it regularly. It would have saved a lot of money that I spent on repairs -- directly due to my lack of changing the oil per the mechanic." -- Ann H.

34) If you get into a business deal with someone who goes to unusual lengths to convince you of how honest or Christian they are, watch your wallet and make sure you have an iron clad contract. They "doth protest too much."

35) "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with." - Jim Rohn

39) Nobody owes you a living.

40) You are not a victim.

Conservative Myths About 2008
There's a certain amount of retconning going on among unhappy conservatives that 1) McCain was somehow forced on the GOP by the RINO establishment and 2) McCain lost because conservatives stayed at home. Neither one of these is true and re-imagining the past to make them so is really a sign of on-going wishcasting about the future.
Their thesis is that McCain was forced on the Republican electorate by the leaders of the party but then he went on to lose the election because conservatives were demoralized and didn't turn out. As Medved shows, the Republican establishment didn't want McCain and would have preferred Giuliani, Thompson, or Romney to McCain. Those candidates didn't measure up.
Because of the much larger overall turnout in 2008, this meant that far more self-identified conservatives (44,627,000) showed up at the polls for the McCain-Obama battle than in the prior duel between Mr. Bush and John Kerry (41,571,000).

The reason McCain lost was because he lost the moderates in the middle. They went overwhelmingly for Obama.

Yet Another Reason Not to Fund UNESCO

Last week, international media reported that Syria – in the midst of bloody repression and conflict – had been elected to two human rights committees of UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization).

UNESCO is the agency that recognized Palestinian statehood last month by allowing the Palestinian delegation to assume full membership–triggering an immediate withdrawal of UNESCO funding from the U.S. Congress.

Uh why does UNESCO even have a human rights committee much less two of them?
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The Ultralight Rifle Fishing Rod

Weighing in at just under a pound, the .22 caliber single-shot bolt-action rifle is not only light and easy to carry, but the use of aluminum and carbon fiber make it weather resistant too.

...The rifle breaks down into two main components in just a couple of seconds, making it easier to stash in a backpack. And with the addition of a reel screwed onto the pistol grip, and a rod that extends from the stock, you've got yourself another survival tool in the same $425 package.

No doubt there are better survival rifles and fishing rods out there but this is the best combo I've seen.
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15 Songs You Know, But Not Their Names
Woo hoo I scored a solid 10 out of 15 - mostly because I had to take Intro to Classical Music twice in college. The D I got the first time around was due to procrastination and a woman but mostly procrastination.

Really Awkward Fan Fiction
You can give someone pre-done characters and a filled out milieu but you just can't make them write decently. I shudder to even imagine what Twilight fanfic is like.

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Why Musicians Aren't Taken Seriously Part MMLXXIV
Due to fears of spreading Mad Cow Disease the sales of certain animal tissues are now controlled and that could lead to a phase out of using beef gut for violin and cello strings.

Internationally acclaimed musicians using gut-string instruments include Viktoria Mullova, the London-based, Russian-born violinist. She said the end of the use of gut strings would be “terrible”.

“We wouldn’t be able to play music any more. I wouldn’t be able to play Bach, and we can’t live without Bach,” she added.

Musicians and librarians are constantly vying for the most overwrought pronouncements. Advantage musicians.

6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. It pays well (as we've pointed out before) and requires you to do nothing more than what you'd be doing anyway. And if you happen to help a childless couple along the way, that's just icing on the cake.

Having actually been a sperm donor, I can say that you had better be prepared for a long haul. There are a lot of (horrifying) hoops to jump through, and then sperm banks expect you to masturbate like ... well, like it's your job.

And it's not an easy one.

No gingers need apply and yes there is contractually obligated fapping.
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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

Tonight's post brought to you by HST and Bill Murray:

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1 First-ish?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 04:53 PM (1zwZo)

2 First?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 04:53 PM (7yvLv)

3

Aaaannnnd, ish wins!

I invoke steevy.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 04:54 PM (7yvLv)

4 Is knowing the difference between "you're" and "your" on that list? I'm looking at you, Einstein p-shop!

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 29, 2011 04:55 PM (btno+)

5 "If your 18, you should know this..."

Shouldn't Einstein know the difference between your and you're?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2011 04:56 PM (VIlcK)

6 CAAAAAAAAIIIIN!!!!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Herman at November 29, 2011 04:56 PM (niZvt)

7 Hello, my pretties . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 04:56 PM (cpVoK)

8

25) Women should never allow a boyfriend to take naked pictures. If it's on film, you shouldn't be surprised if it goes public in one form or fashion after a break-up.

Should have been told this six years ago.

Posted by: Paige Duke at November 29, 2011 04:57 PM (UR5vq)

9 Oh give me a home .... good pic .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 04:57 PM (npr0X)

10 Hi, Peaches.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 04:57 PM (7yvLv)

11 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2011 04:57 PM (7WJOC)

12 4 Is knowing the difference between "you're" and "your" on that list? I'm looking at you, Einstein p-shop!

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 29, 2011 09:55 PM (btno+)

Grammer and speling is for loosers dude.

Posted by: Mtenloch at November 29, 2011 04:58 PM (pAlYe)

13 steevy invokes his own, as usual, and appreciated, as usual.  Hi, steevy.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 04:58 PM (7yvLv)

14 25) Women should never allow a boyfriend to take naked pictures. If it's on film, you shouldn't be surprised if it goes public in one form or fashion after a break-up.

Do they still make Polaroid cameras?  That was their best, highest use.  No chance of a surprise reveal as long as you never let them out of your possession.  Don't ask me how I know . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (cpVoK)

15 "I wish that I had known to check the oil in my vehicles and to have changed it regularly. It would have saved a lot of money that I spent on repairs -- directly due to my lack of changing the oil per the mechanic." -- Ann H.

Anne Hathaway?   I'll check your oil, sweetie.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (chNW7)

16 So proud of Mrs. Crank, she had an extended Facebook rant today after a patient in her clinic who bragged about gaming Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, etc. so she could save all her money for heroin (as evidenced by her fresh track marks), bling, and weaves. Said it brought out her inner Republican! She hit OWS as well, all around an excellent effort.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (1zwZo)

17 OWS-er Anne Hathaway will be off the market soon, fellas.

Anne Hathaway proudly shows off her engagement ring as she kisses new fiancé Adam Shulman on romantic park trip
Given that she's dumber than a tattoo of crap on a woman's back, does anybody care ? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (UR5vq)

18 For the record, there’s a really messed up Harry Potter tale that you might be able to find simply by doing a little Googling, but I couldn’t put it on here. It’s just a little too racy, but it definitely fits the bill of being awkward.

Yeah, that's really really really not going to narrow it down. 

Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.  As is fucking Duke for making me root for fucking Ohio State.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

19 I bring the average down in my group of 5.

Posted by: Ronster at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (/c/ec)

20 nice to be among the literate crowd.

Posted by: mallfly at November 29, 2011 04:59 PM (W6bJb)

21 Another good quotes from C. S. Lewis - “Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:01 PM (UR5vq)

22 Heh, I knew almost all those supposedly unknown tunes.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2011 05:01 PM (P1nni)

23 Victoria's Secret fashion show on CBS now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2011 05:01 PM (piMMO)

24

Given that she's dumber than a tattoo of crap on a woman's back, does anybody care ? 

Nice! I gotta remember that one.

Posted by: stillers at November 29, 2011 05:02 PM (gVUg0)

25 Where's Rum been?

Posted by: Jornolist at November 29, 2011 05:02 PM (9kqZM)

26 Re the 15 songs - if you lived in Canada in the late '70s and early '80s, you knew Soul Bossa Nova as the theme song for the game show Definition.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 29, 2011 05:02 PM (btno+)

27 Kombanwa!

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:02 PM (aGogZ)

28 Oh no.  I hope nobody finds my Myst or The Journeyman Project fan-fiction on the Interwebs!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:02 PM (UR5vq)

29 Why is Victoria keeping her fashion show a secret?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:03 PM (7yvLv)

30 I'm going shiftless tonight, I hope nobody minds.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 05:06 PM (chNW7)

31 Did Einstein like baseball?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:06 PM (aGogZ)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:07 PM (UR5vq)

33 Re the 50 things for 18 year olds to know: that compound interest thing doesn't work out too well with negative real interest rates. Thanks Ben!

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 29, 2011 05:07 PM (7EV/g)

34

Sucking up to the 'ettes with a dedication.

http://tinyurl.com/7svfmds

Yeah, it's a carryover from the Yahoo group.

Posted by: Scott J at November 29, 2011 05:09 PM (Ip8Ph)

35 That 'Conservative Myths' page is certainly precious.  But it horribly misquotes Limbaugh as saying <I> "Conservatism wins every time." </i>

Limbaugh's axiom is 'Conservatism works every time it's tried,'  as in 'it is a policy that works.'  It is not an assessment of campaign strategy.

A discrediting error for the author.

Posted by: Larry Sinclair's tortured rectum at November 29, 2011 05:09 PM (MMC8r)

36 Speaking of Twilight...*sighs*, some women are insane: How Twilight fans are faking engagements so they can try on $799 replica of Bella Swan's wedding dress Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 10:07 PM (UR5vq) Some? *ducks*

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:10 PM (aGogZ)

37 41) Remember, you don't get to vote until you're 21!

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 29, 2011 05:10 PM (FMjOm)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:10 PM (UR5vq)

39 /sock

I'm  Larry Sinclair's tortured rectum!

Uh, I mean...

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 29, 2011 05:11 PM (MMC8r)

40 The reason McCain lost was because he lost the moderates in the middle. They went overwhelmingly for Obama.

In large measure, however, because McCain refused to seriously differentiate himself from Obama. They both believe in lower taxes (win wink nudge nudge), reducing spending (in theory), serious AGW regulations, keeping the welfare and regulatory state in place, etc, etc.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:11 PM (3aXbg)

41 Mitt takes a stand. A stupid stand, but a stand.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:12 PM (aGogZ)

42

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 10:10 PM (aGogZ)

Awww, everybody goes a little mad at times! 

It's just that Twilight fans, well, they tend to remain in the throes of madness for much longer than the national average. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:13 PM (UR5vq)

43 Given that she's dumber than a tattoo of crap on a woman's back, does anybody care ? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 09:59 PM (UR5vq)

Well, if she isn't speaking, who cares?

Posted by: The Morons at November 29, 2011 05:14 PM (3aXbg)

44
Never purchase Ron Popeil's bald spot hair spray, but it's great for recoloring your girlfriends merkin.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 29, 2011 05:14 PM (Lt/Za)

45 Given that she's dumber than a tattoo of crap on a woman's back, does anybody care ? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 09:59 PM (UR5vq) That depends. Does she still take it up the pooper or is that still an "urban legend"? 'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 05:15 PM (FIE/L)

46

Who is HST and why should I care?

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 29, 2011 05:15 PM (JKNDp)

47 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 10:13 PM (UR5vq) Indeed so. Time to move on to The Hunger Games. A superior series.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:16 PM (aGogZ)

48 Another piece that many people many people do not know the title of: "Orpheus in the Underworld" (skip to 7:30 for the money part)

I've always been fascinated in the difference in how classical Greeks and moderns look at that particular legend...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:16 PM (3aXbg)

49

Who is HST and why should I care?

 Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 29, 2011 10:15 PM (JKNDp)

Hunter S. Thompson. You shouldn't,

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 29, 2011 05:17 PM (7EV/g)

50 Time to move on to The Hunger Games.

A superior series.

eman, did you get a chance to read Divergent yet?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 05:17 PM (Gk3SS)

51 Merkin, how did I go my entire life without knowing the term.  I am so uncool.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 29, 2011 05:17 PM (JKNDp)

52 That would be Hunter S. Thompson.  Google it.  Strange, cool guy, in some opinions.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:17 PM (7yvLv)

53 I read nothing! Martinis are involved! Were there kittehs?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:18 PM (otfJ1)

54 Now I have to look up Hunter S. Thompson and be really sure I don't care.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 29, 2011 05:18 PM (JKNDp)

55 If I take Hugh Hewitt in 2008 to speak for the GOP establishment - and I think I'm safe in that - then Romney was the first choice. The GOP didn't trust Thompson and they fretted that Giuliani was too prone to anti-Right gaffes. Also both Thompson and Giuliani campaigned like their parents had ordered them to bring the ugly girls to the prom.

As for why Romney lost (as opposed to McCain winning): that would be Huckabee, whom no-one in the GOP outside evangelicals wanted, and who must have known that. This time the spoiler candidate seems to be Bachmann and she's fighting for the establishment.

Medved's larger point is that moderates swung to Obama. As for that, well, he's got me there. This is why I've given up on democracy.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 29, 2011 05:19 PM (6GvAC)

56 That depends. Does she still take it up the pooper or is that still an "urban legend"?

Given her support of OWS, she's definitely full of something. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:20 PM (UR5vq)

57 27) If you ever get arrested, don't say anything until you talk to a lawyer.
 
This. Plus remember it is okay for them to lie to you, but you can find yourself charged with a crime if you lie to them (a felony if it's the feds).

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2011 05:20 PM (ENKCw)

58

HST, author Rum Diaries, Fear and Loathing in LA, offs himself with a bullet.  Yup, he has serve me no purpose in life.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 29, 2011 05:20 PM (JKNDp)

59 Never purchase Ron Popeil's bald spot hair spray, but it's great for recoloring your girlfriends merkin. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 29, 2011 10:14 PM (Lt/Za) Had a buddy of mine who tried EVERYTHING to cover his bald spot, including the spray-on hair. He had a rather unfortunate incident with the stuff on a hot, sweaty dance floor. Think Alice Cooper in makeup, end of a three-hour concert. Once he shaved his head completely and embraced his inner cue-ball, he was frankly a lot happier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 05:21 PM (FIE/L)

60 Medved also disagrees with Rush Limbaugh's belief that "Conservatism wins every time." It worked for Ronald Reagan but has lost again and again.

The elections where Republicans pushed the strongest conservative themes;

1980
1984
1988
1994
2004
2010

The elections where the Republicans "ran to the center" shamelessly

1992
2006
2008

See a pattern?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:21 PM (3aXbg)

61

Well, I made the trek out to Hillsdale, and listened to the Man talk. He did well. Made sense. No outright flubs, a couple hiccups here and there, and after a bit he had the crowd going.

He had a lot of content, some fluff and  the expected patriotic support the military lines. All in all a good job. I thought I would get a chance to meet him, but that didn't happen, and I was not the only one who was a bit put off about that. A couple serious party hacks were also left out in the cold, and I do mean cold.

The trip back was a ton of Michigan fun. Snow, sleet, wind, nasty roads, and some very dumb dirvers, most of whom ended up in the median. Home safe now with a Sam Adams and some pizza.

I'm still a fan of Santorum, BachmanPerry, Newt, and of course ABO.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 05:21 PM (wN82N)

62 eman, did you get a chance to read Divergent yet? Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 10:17 PM (Gk3SS) No, I'm afraid not. Can you refresh me on it, please?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:22 PM (aGogZ)

63 nice to be among the literate crowd.
Your welcome.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2011 05:22 PM (/VGq8)

64 57 Now I have to look up Hunter S. Thompson and be really sure I don't care.

Blew his brains out in the kitchen while on the phone to his ex wife.

His Grandkid was in the next room.
Prince of a fellow.

Posted by: Sauron at November 29, 2011 05:22 PM (8HStJ)

65 This is why I've given up on democracy.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 29, 2011 10:19 PM (6GvAC)

And there is a reason the founders feared pure democracy...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:22 PM (3aXbg)

66

If you are married to a house you are not so mobile.  Many young people don't "own" houses, but those that do sure aren't moving anywhere else soon

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 29, 2011 05:23 PM (jucos)

67 The elections where the Republicans "ran to the center" shamelessly

1992
2006
2008

See a pattern?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 10:21 PM (3aXbg)

Balderdash!

Posted by: John McCain, R-Asshat at November 29, 2011 05:23 PM (Lt/Za)

68 A piece of advice I'd add to that list:

When someone says "watch this" -- RUN!

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 29, 2011 05:24 PM (X8/f5)

69 Blew his brains out in the kitchen while on the phone to his ex wife.

His Grandkid was in the next room.
Prince of a fellow.


That's Life.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 29, 2011 05:24 PM (chNW7)

70 5 "If your 18, you should know this..."

Shouldn't Einstein know the difference between your and you're?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2011 09:56 PM (VIlcK)

It's even worse than you suppose -- in his native German, they're not even remotely similar.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 05:25 PM (kaalw)

71

Actually read that the advise is to 18 year olds.  I don't know many 18 year olds that own homes.  Nevermind......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 29, 2011 05:25 PM (jucos)

72 And conservatives should stop lying to themselves that they could win the general election with a strong conservative candidate. That is not how elections are won in the U.S.

Let's try this again a slightly different way. Lets analyze what the general public consensus was of each Republican candidate starting with 1980...

1980: Conservative
1984: Very Conservative
1988: Conservative
1992: Center
1996: Center
2000: Center/conservative
2004: Conservative
2008: Center

I've bolded the winners. See a pattern?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:26 PM (3aXbg)

73 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 05:27 PM (s7mIC)

74 The fanfic list missed Half-Life: Full Life Consequences.  The Gmod vids by Djy1991 on youtube are great; but NBC got a stick up its butt and made youtube pull the last episode.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 29, 2011 05:27 PM (G99e4)

75 Who is HST and why should I care?

Go ahead and taze me, but he is one of my own, twisted, personal heroes.  The guy could write like nobody's business.  I loved him a lot.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 05:27 PM (cpVoK)

76 Moderates swung to Obama because they were systematically lied to by just about every media outlet in the country. We were told O. was a pragmatic centrist, we were told he had new ideas, we were told he would end the stalemate and work with the other party.

We were told a lot of complete bullshit, and people believed it because the press were flagrantly, absurdly biased.

People remember when they've been lied to, and it doesn't make them think fondly of the liar.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 29, 2011 05:27 PM (X8/f5)

77 78 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 10:27 PM (s7mIC)


--Yo!

I'm tippling the vino tinto and egg nog myself.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2011 05:28 PM (P1nni)

78 18-1: I'm not convinced that Reagan in 1984 or (especially) Bush in 1988 pushed strong conservative themes - outside foreign policy. They were both coasting on the 1983 recovery. Reagan especially should have spent some capital on shoring up Senate votes.

I agree with you in 2010. Republicans had a winning ideology. What they needed, in Nevada and Colorado, were candidates.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 29, 2011 05:28 PM (6GvAC)

79 A discrediting error for the author.
And I'm not interested in a source citing Medved.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2011 05:28 PM (/VGq8)

80 58 For what it's worth, I'm an evangelical and I opposed Huckabee. I was not convinced he was as conservative as I'd like. I felt he trusted too much in government. So much time has passed that I can't remember what he said or did that made me think that.

Posted by: Mindy at November 29, 2011 05:29 PM (3e6LS)

81 HST
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the best thing he ever wrote.

Posted by: real joe at November 29, 2011 05:29 PM (w7Lv+)

82 chemjeff, I'm scared. I got lost in a Palin-induced Derangement Thread! I'm going to go hide my head under my pillow.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:29 PM (otfJ1)

83
Go ahead and taze me, but he is one of my own, twisted, personal heroes.  The guy could write like nobody's business.  I loved him a lot.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 10:27 PM (cpVoK)


--I haven't read much of his stuff, but I am intrigued by The Rum Diaries movie.  You don't have to care for the author personally to appreciate the work.  Easier pass to give writers than "singers" and "actors."

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2011 05:29 PM (P1nni)

84

Go ahead and taze me, but he is one of my own, twisted, personal heroes.  The guy could write like nobody's business.  I loved him a lot.

As I said, some thought him cool.  He had a following and his writing was interesting.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:30 PM (7yvLv)

85 The reason McCain lost was because he lost the moderates in the middle. It's like moderates don't want to vote for someone who's sucking up to them by showing how 'moderate' (or middlin') he is.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2011 05:31 PM (FcR7P)

86 I once rented a car that was shiftless.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 29, 2011 05:31 PM (X8/f5)

87 You bored, bro?  Think what life would be like if you were a cartoon!

Happy Tuesday nite, all! 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 05:31 PM (nAvCW)

88 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the best thing he ever wrote.

Posted by: real joe at November 29, 2011 10:29 PM (w7Lv+)

Correctamundo.  However, if you've never read The Curse of Lono, I highly recommend it.  Pretty much anything that makes me fear pissing my pants laughing goes straight to the top of my love-it-list.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 05:31 PM (cpVoK)

89

--I haven't read much of his stuff, but I am intrigued by The Rum Diaries movie.  You don't have to care for the author personally to appreciate the work.  Easier pass to give writers than "singers" and "actors."

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2011 10:29 PM (P1nni)


I get what you're saying. I'm wholeheartedly a Christian but I love, love, love Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Good stuff there.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:31 PM (otfJ1)

90 nothing wrong with Hunter S. 
his talent was undeniable and his influence is strong.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 05:32 PM (chNW7)

91

HST, made the lizards come alive for me.

Of course Vegas is full of them anyway.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 05:32 PM (wN82N)

92 My list of 4 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was A Teenager. 1. You will NEVER be as free as you are right now 2. Thou Art Mortal 3. "Life Experience" is code word for "I fucked up" 4. Your friends are invariably the signposts on the road to misery.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 05:33 PM (FIE/L)

93 No, I'm afraid not. Can you refresh me on it, please?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 10:22 PM (aGogZ)

Divergent

It's a near future dystopia with your somewhat standard Brave Girl heroine.  What's interesting is that the author is playing with some interesting ideas.  Basically society is divided into five factions, each representing a virtue.  However, things have looped around so that what was a virtue isn't.  For example, those dedicated to abnegation are in charge of the government on the theory that since they are selfless, they won't be corrupt (as a hilarious aside it's set in Chicago so the concept of a non-corrupt Chicago political class is grand).  However, since they're selfless, they don't understand why the rest of society would want things like more energy and cars and things like that.  The brave have turned their initiation into a death match and things like that. 

It's a bit of a cut above the standard YA fare and it's interesting to see where the author is going to go with it.  Also there's the Grand Romance but considering that we're dealing with teenagers, that's going to happen.  Overall, I really like it.





Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

94 HST could write when he was a young guy. He turned into a bitter old bastard as he aged.

Kinda like me. I just don't plan to kill myself.

Other people maybe.

Posted by: Sauron at November 29, 2011 05:33 PM (8HStJ)

95

I've always been fascinated in the difference in how classical Greeks and moderns look at that particular legend...

Explain please?  I know that I've heard they saw the story of Pandora's box differently, as in yes they meant that Hope belonged in the box of evil, but not about the differences in that one.  Is there a good book that gives other examples?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 05:33 PM (HxF5K)

96 I'm a huge Brautigan fan and he was a shiftless hippie.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 05:33 PM (chNW7)

97 88 chemjeff, I'm scared. I got lost in a Palin-induced Derangement Thread! I'm going to go hide my head under my pillow.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 10:29 PM (otfJ1)


Ima, don't be scared, you're at the ONT now, be happy

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 05:34 PM (s7mIC)

98 71 The elections where the Republicans "ran to the center" shamelessly

1992
2006
2008

See a pattern?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 10:21 PM (3aXbg)

Don't confuse cause and effect. Sometimes the center veers towards the left and you have track with them or face a Goldwater-style blowout. There are tides to everything and only a fool follows the same strategy regardless of which way they are flowing.

Posted by: Mtenloch at November 29, 2011 05:34 PM (pAlYe)

99 HST 's Rolling Stone stuff was hilarious , the Kentucky Derby bit was damn funny .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 05:34 PM (npr0X)

100 Hi Shrimps
Hi Logprof

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas is a pretty good movie

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 05:35 PM (s7mIC)

101 98
My list of 4 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was A Teenager.

1. You will NEVER be as free as you are right now

2. Thou Art Mortal

3. "Life Experience" is code word for "I fucked up"

4. Your friends are invariably the signposts on the road to misery.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 10:33 PM (FIE/L)

you know i agree with every one of these observations. We like to say in this house: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Learning has occurred."

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 05:35 PM (QNeKQ)

102 The ONT, chemjeff? Does that mean that I should abandon my pillow for some high-end hooch?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:35 PM (otfJ1)

103

I got lost in a Palin-induced Derangement Thread! I'm going to go hide my head under my pillow.

Ima, I think I'll just stay out of those threads, since they all seem to devolve into derangement on behalf of some candidate or the other.  They just raise my blood pressure.  OTOH, there's no lack of enthusiasm on the parts of the posters, huh?  And I have trouble staying out of it - I should know better.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:36 PM (7yvLv)

104

Yet Another Reason Not to Fund UNESCO  Every UN Agency Ever Conceived.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 05:36 PM (wN82N)

105 'night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 29, 2011 05:36 PM (X8/f5)

106 88 chemjeff, I'm scared. I got lost in a Palin-induced Derangement Thread! I'm going to go hide my head under my pillow.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 10:29 PM (otfJ1)

Dont be scared. youre with friends now. And besides if anyone is mean to you i will jump their shit. i promise.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 05:37 PM (QNeKQ)

107 HST mixed in with the Hell's Angels and hung around them until he pissed some of them off and they laid a beat down upon him. I forget the name of his book about it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 29, 2011 05:37 PM (2sy9r)

108 Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 10:17 PM (Gk3SS) Went to Amazon and bought the Kindle version. It looks good. Thanks for mentioning it!

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:37 PM (aGogZ)

109 108 The ONT, chemjeff? Does that mean that I should abandon my pillow for some high-end hooch?

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 10:35 PM (otfJ1)


low-end hooch will work just the same

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 05:37 PM (s7mIC)

110 Explain please?  I know that I've heard they saw the story of Pandora's box differently, as in yes they meant that Hope belonged in the box of evil, but not about the differences in that one.  Is there a good book that gives other examples?

Wasn't Pandora's Box essentially a WMD from the gods to mortals because the Greek gods are jerks like that? 

Fuckin' Athena.  I'm glad she's powerless, ethereal hag.  Welcome to (non)-prime time, bitch! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:37 PM (UR5vq)

111 I think Curse of Lono is around here somewhere...

Posted by: real joe at November 29, 2011 05:38 PM (w7Lv+)

112

H.W.Bush won in 1988 on the Reagan coattails and Dukakis' incompetence- which the Bush team hammered him with. Bush didn't run a conservative campaign, but had the American public's goodwill to then conservative President Reagan to help him.

So you could say he "skated by" using conservatism rather than actively campaigning with a conservative message.

Posted by: CAC at November 29, 2011 05:38 PM (JO1lM)

113 My list of Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was A Teenager.


You only get one freebie
...okay, two
...maybe three if you are a Kennedy.

Posted by: William Kennedy Smith at November 29, 2011 05:38 PM (chNW7)

114

you know i agree with every one of these observations. We like to say in this house: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Learning has occurred."

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 10:35 PM (QNeKQ)

Stupidity should be painful. I remember helping a friend lay flooring in his dance studio. I was cutting a piece of flooring. The smaller part dropped off onto my foot (because of the way I was holding the saw). A friend said, "Oh! That smarts. They call it 'smarts' because you get smarter after you do that once." Too true.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:38 PM (otfJ1)

115 low-end hooch will work just the same Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 10:37 PM (s7mIC) Yup. I recently switched from beer to 2-Buck Chuck. I'm rather enjoying it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 05:38 PM (FIE/L)

116 HST mixed in with the Hell's Angels and hung around them until he pissed some of them off and they laid a beat down upon him. I forget the name of his book about it.

Um, Hell's Angels.  I can see why it escaped you, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 05:38 PM (cpVoK)

117 18-1: I'm not convinced that Reagan in 1984 or (especially) Bush in 1988 pushed strong conservative themes - outside foreign policy. They were both coasting on the 1983 recovery. Reagan especially should have spent some capital on shoring up Senate votes.

They both certainly pointed to the economy - but that was part and parcel of one of the most conservative themes of the decade - cut taxes and spending.

And of course Bush 41 threw it all away in 1991...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:39 PM (3aXbg)

118 Hell's Angels was the name of the book. How could I forget that one?

Posted by: real joe at November 29, 2011 05:39 PM (w7Lv+)

119

Combination .22/flyrod, No.

Sig Sauer 1911 Scorpion Sidearm, Yes, 

Yooper fishing stick (TNT) Yes.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 05:39 PM (wN82N)

120 LRob and Gushka, you are good people!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:39 PM (otfJ1)

121 Damn. Had a sock on and didn't know it.

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at November 29, 2011 05:39 PM (8HStJ)

122

Yet Another Reason Not to Fund UNESCO  Every UN Agency Ever Conceived.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 10:36 PM (wN82N)


amen brother

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 05:40 PM (s7mIC)

123 And via Hot Air there's a Thomas Sowell piece in Real Clear Politics that I have a feeling is arguing the opposite of the Conservative Myths piece.

But just when did Ronald Reagan, with his two landslide election victories, "seize the center"? For that matter, when did Franklin D. Roosevelt, with a record four consecutive presidential election victories, "seize the center"?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2011 05:41 PM (/VGq8)

124 Yup. I recently switched from beer to 2-Buck Chuck. I'm rather enjoying it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 10:38 PM (FIE/L)

I need to switch from Bombay Sapphire to beer and/or wine. The gin goes down a bit too easily and doesn't fill me up as quickly as the others.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:41 PM (otfJ1)

125

Yooper fishing stick (TNT) Yes.

Called a DuPont spinner down here.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:42 PM (7yvLv)

126

Wasn't Pandora's Box essentially a WMD from the gods to mortals because the Greek gods are jerks like that?

I always hated Greek mythology and it's the only one they teach in most schools.  I liked Norse mythology better since Loki was the only one that made a habit of being obnoxious just because he had power and the humans didn't.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 05:44 PM (HxF5K)

127 #58: Hewitt isn't exactly an establishment guy. He's a party-first guy. If he thinks the establishment is stronger and has the better plan for advancing the Republican party, he'll back the establishment. But if he thinks the momentum is in the grassroots, he'll back the TEA Party and other such folks.

It's worth noting that he does regularly advocate purging our least-loyal senator in order to set an example for other moderates.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 05:44 PM (vQfJ3)

128 I'm just curious as to which anonymous cob-logger has been rewriting my posts.

I really would hate to have to go around suspecting everybody, just as I imagine others would hate to have to wonder whether the cob-loggers have become comfortable enough with the tactics used to combat Raykon to now use them against people who've been posting here for years.  "Don't sock regulars" used to be one of the prime directives here, but at least one of the people with the keys doesn't seem to feel that way anymore.  I have a pretty good idea who it might be, but still have to wonder.  (I know it isn't Ace, since he's man enough to tell people fuck-you to their faces.)

What's next, gentlemen, you gonna start posting my IP address too?

It's little wonder so many people have vanished from this site in recent months, and it's a shame, because the place used to be so much fun.  AoSHQ was a place without purity tests, where nearly anything went, debate was encouraged, and posters and commenters alike were damned funny.  It was a great little enclave of irreverent snarkery where everyone was (mostly) united in fucking with the Left, and all of this was a breath of fresh air in a conservative blogosphere that had been defined by purer-than-thou places like FreeRepublic, RedState, and HotAir.  These days, unfortunately, AoSHQ is where you go to see the bloggers doing the Dems' oppo research on conservative candidates for them, cults of personality rule, fratricide is the order of the day, and anyone who doesn't like it is told to GTFO.  It's a shame that people I met in these threads who became real-world friends don't want to hang around here anymore.

Yeah, I know, I need to leave if this place is no longer appealing to me.  Don't worry; more people than I can count have gotten that exact message over the course of the last year, and now the threads are thick with inquiries of "whatever happened to _______?" and the once-mighty ONT chugs hard to get into the 500s every night.  But I'd just like to know if support of the "wrong" conservative candidate around here, or any other straying from the reservation, really is now enough to get socked or rewritten by the cob-loggers.  It would also be nice if whichever cob-logger has decided to start this shit would identify himself.  'Cause if the people with the keys can't be trusted even this far, then I'll come to the same conclusion so many others have; that I can find much better things to do with my time.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 05:44 PM (VDM7X)

129

I need to switch from Bombay Sapphire

 

As your imaginary internet friend, I urge you to reconsider.  Leave gin for beer?  For beer?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:44 PM (7yvLv)

130 Ha!  First time in a while I've hit the ONT before the spam!

     

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 05:45 PM (nAvCW)

131 Spams in early, I see.

Evening, all!

Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 05:46 PM (SsG4J)

132 Explain please?

To borrow from wiki;

In fact, Plato's representation of Orpheus is that of a coward, as instead of choosing to die in order to be with the one he loved, he instead mocked the gods by trying to go to Hades and get her back alive. Since his love was not "true"—he did not want to die for love—he was actually punished by the gods, first by giving him only the apparition of his former wife in the underworld, and then by being killed by women.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:46 PM (3aXbg)

133 129 What in the name of all things good and decent is butt  welding pipe fitting?

It's not at all like it sounds. Another example of how progressive speech has fucked up the language.

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at November 29, 2011 05:46 PM (8HStJ)

134

Um, Hell's Angels.  I can see why it escaped you, lol!

Ha, I knew it was probably something like that and I was going to be an asshole but what else is new.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 29, 2011 05:47 PM (2sy9r)

135

As your imaginary internet friend, I urge you to reconsider.  Leave gin for beer?  For beer?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM (7yvLv)


I know, I know. It's a horrible thought. However, my ability to post into the wee hours has been impaired recently. I'm trying to decipher the connection.

(and what the heck happened to all of the missing posts? I saw nothing truly offensive.)

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:47 PM (otfJ1)

136 It looks good. Thanks for mentioning it!

You're welcome!  The Maze Runner is also very very good and then the rest of the series never lived up to the promise of the first book.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 05:48 PM (Gk3SS)

137

We need to look at the 2012 election as such-

stop fighting for "swing states" we won in 2000 and 2008 and try to redraw the map.

Every successful party flip of the whitehouse saw a "flip" of states once considered the opposite of the way they went.

Ex:

2008: Virginia (NEVER a blue state in the previous 40 years) and Indiana.

2000: West Virginia (blue in 1988, 1980, 1992, 1996)- without its EVs Bush would have lost the 2000 election.

1992: California (flipped from its red status for the first time in a NON landslide election in almost half a century)

If there are no states you can't perceive flipping that had been going the opposite direction, you aren't going to win.

1980: The Solid South

1976: Ohio & The South

1968: Illinois, New Jersey, the Carolinas(from 1960/64)

1960: Industrial north, Texas

 

If the R is leading in Wisconsin, Maine, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Oregon, Washington, etc it is a good sign Obama will lose. But don't just bank on the once-red "purple" states.

 

Posted by: CAC at November 29, 2011 05:48 PM (JO1lM)

138 Yooper fishing stick (TNT) Yes. Called a DuPont spinner down here. Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 10:42 PM (7yvLv) 1 Alaskan Lake, teeming with trout + 1 US Army grenade simulator = Laughing your ass off at the monumental prick Staff Sergeant who picked up an instant Article 15 when the Battalion Commander saw him "fishing" during a field exercise.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 05:48 PM (FIE/L)

139

136 Ha!  First time in a while I've hit the ONT before the spam!

 

Uh . ..  . . . .no. Butt welding pipe fittings already checked in, but I think Maet nuked it.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:49 PM (7yvLv)

140 I'm just curious as to which anonymous cob-logger has been rewriting my posts.
...
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM

I'm not aware of anyone doing that - do you have examples?

And if you're really, really unhappy then go.
And if you decide to come back, hey welcome back.

Posted by: Mtenloch at November 29, 2011 05:49 PM (pAlYe)

141

Uh why does UNESCO even have a human rights committee much less two of them?

Play the UN Committee game.  Its really easy.  You just think up a bullshit comittee title.  And then put countries on the committee that should have no business being there.  Like the UN committee on financial responsibility chaired by Greece and Italy

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2011 05:50 PM (GULKT)

142 @133 Huh?

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 05:50 PM (wN82N)

143 "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with."



What are these people things you speak of ? 

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at November 29, 2011 05:51 PM (oif6Y)

144

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 10:46 PM (3aXbg)

Thanks, I guess that attitude sort of fits in with the ethos (is that the right term?) that hope is a bad thing as well.  Based on those examples it seems like the ancient Greeks had a nearly opposite view of the world from ours. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 05:51 PM (HxF5K)

145 Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 10:49 PM (7yvLv)

Well, I guess that tells me how much people pay attention to my posts!  Oh, well.  I meant what I'd posted earlier, before the spam, @90. 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 05:51 PM (nAvCW)

146 #16) FAIL:  D'ohbama is Prez everywhere.

Posted by: Chuckit at November 29, 2011 05:52 PM (jZu8l)

147  RE: Medved's Deadhead Op-ed

Someone posted a response from one of the PJMedia writers earlier. I don't agree with all of it but it's a rebuttal nonetheless.

Six Dead Ideas Walking in Michael Medved’s Romney Zombie Wall Street Journal Op/Ed

6. You can name an opponent, cite a specific piece, and then rebut arguments it does not make.
5. Tea Partiers are expected to invest their time, money, and emotions in fatally-flawed campaigns.
4. Having a candidate with the “correct” ideology is the most important factor in winning elections.
3. The ideological landscape of presidential elections from decades ago is meaningful in 2011.
2. Self-identified independents and centrists have firm political convictions.
1. Most voters are ideologues. <-- this is the writer's weakest reply.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2011 05:52 PM (mIucK)

148 As proof of my inability to post into the wee hours, I'm calling it a night. Buenos noches, amigos.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:52 PM (otfJ1)

149 Hi there, Miss Tammy.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:52 PM (7yvLv)

150 hey welcome back.

your dreams were your ticket out

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 05:53 PM (chNW7)

151 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM (VDM7X)

Jeez, really?  That sux.  I just want to say that I regret your recent experiences and that I would miss the crap out of you if you were to turn your back on us, Undead.  I have always really liked you and enjoy your comments.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 05:53 PM (cpVoK)

152 Does Einstein have to start quoting lyrics before he's scrubbed tonight, or does general bitchiness get him a few strikes?

Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 05:54 PM (SsG4J)

153 Oops, sorry, Theresa.  Missed it.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:54 PM (7yvLv)

154 #157: Welcome back to the same old place that you laughed about.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 05:54 PM (vQfJ3)

155

I'm not aware of anyone doing that - do you have examples?

And if you're really, really unhappy then go.
And if you decide to come back, hey welcome back.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 29, 2011 10:49 PM (pAlYe)

315 in the Sarah Palin thread.  Someone did change it which is bullshit.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2011 05:54 PM (GULKT)

156 Jeez, really?  That sux.  I just want to say that I regret your recent experiences and that I would miss the crap out of you if you were to turn your back on us, Undead.  I have always really liked you and enjoy your comments.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 10:53 PM (cpVoK)

Ditto. I hope this is just coincidental posting.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at November 29, 2011 05:54 PM (otfJ1)

157 It looks good. Thanks for mentioning it! You're welcome! The Maze Runner is also very very good and then the rest of the series never lived up to the promise of the first book. Posted by: alexthechick at November 29, 2011 10:48 PM (Gk3SS) I will read it very soon and give you my take on it, if you want.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 05:54 PM (aGogZ)

158 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM (VDM7X) I don't know about rewriting posts by cob-loggers, but a lot of the rest sounds like pointless whining that the blog doesn't fit one particular peron's ideal, and there is longing for the glory day of yore that were never as glorious as misremembered.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 05:55 PM (1zwZo)

159 Kratos: Shannon Tweed, Centerfold, November, 1981. 36x25x36. I found it. How do I get it/her to you?

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 05:55 PM (T7jQN)

160 50 Things Every 18-Year-Old Should Know

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition is a better guide

Posted by: Quark the Ferengi at November 29, 2011 05:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

161 Uh why does UNESCO even have a human rights committee much less two of them? Play the UN Committee game. Its really easy. You just think up a bullshit comittee title. And then put countries on the committee that should have no business being there. Like the UN committee on financial responsibility chaired by Greece and Italy Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2011 10:50 PM (GULKT) Multiple committees means multiple opportunities to fuck over the free nations of the world. Plus, multiple committees means multiple committee staffs, complete with 6-figure salaries for third-world Marxist douchebags who couldn't otherwise earn a living shoveling elephant shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 05:55 PM (FIE/L)

162 Hey, L Rob! How's my Sooner?

Undead, don't you dare go. You have not given me near enough crap about LSU/Arkansas massacre!

Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 05:56 PM (SsG4J)

163 123. Also, TJ's has a sparkling wine called "Blanc de Blanc" that is tasty and $4 - something a bottle.

Posted by: Cathy at November 29, 2011 05:56 PM (fk15f)

164

315 in the Sarah Palin thread.  Someone did change it which is bullshit.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2011 10:54 PM (GULKT)

That's despicable.  Nothing he posted could be worse than what it was altered to read.  And, besides, aren't Palin threads kind of "free-fire" zones?  Because they certainly should be . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 05:57 PM (cpVoK)

165 Oh and learn to type. If I had known how much of my later life would be spent pecking at a keyboard, I would have skipped computer programming in high school and taken typing instead.
___________

My mom made me take typing in 7th grade. "You'll need it in college", she said. Most boring class I took, most useful thing I learned.

The instructor would put a tape on that said "a a a a ..." and read a book.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2011 05:57 PM (6fER6)

166 166 Kratos: Shannon Tweed, Centerfold, November, 1981. 36x25x36. I found it. How do I get it/her to you?

Wow!  Thank you very much!  Um, I dunno what to say...I'll have to give this some thought.

You keep that priceless treasure for now. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:57 PM (UR5vq)

167 War, are you referring to this?
http://tinyurl.com/c6tahv7

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 05:58 PM (s7mIC)

168 Miss Tammy, I'm well.  The actual Sooners are likely in for a whuppin this weekend in Stillwater and I'm practicing being depressed.  How you?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 05:58 PM (7yvLv)

169 I'm not aware of anyone doing that - do you have examples?

Just this one that I've seen so far, but who knows.  I haven't gone back and checked other threads.

I've enjoyed the site a lot over the years, and know there are people who don't like me, but if this is what I can expect in the future I'd prefer to know.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 05:58 PM (VDM7X)

170

Thanks, I guess that attitude sort of fits in with the ethos (is that the right term?) that hope is a bad thing as well.  Based on those examples it seems like the ancient Greeks had a nearly opposite view of the world from ours. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 10:51 PM (HxF5K)

I would disagree with that.

IMO, modern western thought is based primarily on three cultural traditions;

Judeo-Christian: Grace and Salvation, Equality

Roman: Honor, Duty, Patriotism

Greek: The pursuit of individual excellence, the pursuit of knowledge

So, take away Christian "hope" and yes the world is profoundly different, but I would not go as far as opposite...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 05:58 PM (3aXbg)

171 42 Undead, what's the matter man? You've been pretty mean and careless lately. Is something wrong? Posted by: Ben at November 28, 2011 10:08 PM (UvdzB) Monday night football thread . I didn't see the deleted post and was scratching my head .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 05:59 PM (npr0X)

172 Maet, yeah that is bullshit what happened to Undead at 315. 

Please let me add to the chorus - please don't leave, Undead!  You're awesome! 

Shame on whomever pulled that nonsense with the original comment...*sighs*. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 05:59 PM (UR5vq)

173 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2011 06:00 PM (JMmQ9)

174 I miss the wild and wooly ONTs of the past and am really sorry that some have decided they don't want to participate any more, for whatever reason, but I have been a member of many sites and it seems like there are cycles that they go through. 

On top of that, the last 3 years have been hellish for posters here as far as politics, and I think people are getting worn out.   

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 06:00 PM (nAvCW)

175 I love this bar.  And all y'all.  Just sayin'......

Cheers!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:02 PM (/izg2)

176

Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2011 10:57 PM (6fER6)

I agree with the utility of typing, unfortunately I took it three seperate times and still never managed to become more than a poor typist.  Having to type here and for chat on MMORPGs is the only thing that's gotten be to near competence.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 06:02 PM (HxF5K)

177 On top of that, the last 3 years have been hellish for posters here as far as politics, and I think people are getting worn out.   

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 11:00 PM (nAvCW)

Combine that with the joys of the Obamaconomy and I'm surprised more people don't lose it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 06:02 PM (3aXbg)

178 And War, I hope you keep posting here. 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 06:03 PM (nAvCW)

179 eh - places change with time, people come and go, the character of the place is constantly evolving.
nostalgia is a powerful drug, let me tell ya.  Things will never be like the past.
War I hope you stay, but if this place has evolved out from under you, then I hope you find a better place for you.

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:03 PM (s7mIC)

180 But I'd just like to know if support of the "wrong" conservative candidate around here, or any other straying from the reservation, really is now enough to get socked or rewritten by the cob-loggers.  It would also be nice if whichever cob-logger has decided to start this shit would identify himself.  'Cause if the people with the keys can't be trusted even this far, then I'll come to the same conclusion so many others have; that I can find much better things to do with my time. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM

Ace's # 1 rule is that socking a regular, co-blogger, or guest blogger or commenter (aka Allah, Breitbart) is strictly verboten and grounds for the banhammer.  I've seen Ace give warning on that, and he doesn't give second warnings.

It's easy enough just to look at the hashes, but I've noticed that yours change every day. If someone is spoofing you who has a static hash, that can be caught easily enough

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 06:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

181 On top of that, the last 3 years have been hellish for posters here as far as politics, and I think people are getting worn out.  

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Posted by: HST at November 29, 2011 06:04 PM (cpVoK)

182 Where's Rum been?

Posted by: Jornolist at November 29, 2011 10:02 PM (9kqZM)


She's been in and out.  I believe she took a little break awhile back due to an attack by a regular, who also self-imposed 3 month break on himself, once he realized how unreasonable he was.  But Rum does pop in now and again.

Posted by: jem at November 29, 2011 06:04 PM (spEu4)

183 Took typing as a throwaway class as a senior in high school with one of my friends and a whole load of freshman girls.  Had a blast.  Typed 45 wpm (my stenographer/typist mom taught me to type when I was about 10) on my first test and wound up the semester at 39 wpm!  With more errors.  The "skill" paid off well even before keyboards (I'm talking Underwood and early IBMs here).  And the girls were friendly if a touch young.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:04 PM (7yvLv)

184 I'll come to the same conclusion so many others have; that I can find much better things to do with my time. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM


Yes, I'm waiting for you

Posted by: Brandi at Camgirls at November 29, 2011 06:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

185 Undead, you and I have disagreed a number of times, but changing your post was way out of bounds. That stuff should be for trolls only. Someone needs to fess up.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:04 PM (aGogZ)

186

@ 177

 Just this one that I've seen so far, but who knows.  I haven't gone back and checked other threads.

I've enjoyed the site a lot over the years, and know there are people who don't like me, but if this is what I can expect in the future I'd prefer to know.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:58 PM (VDM7X)

Fix your name link. Maybe that will help. Or maybe not.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 06:04 PM (wN82N)

187 #186: Hey, Polliwog! Long time no see!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:05 PM (vQfJ3)

188 L Rob, I'm doing okay, I guess. Hatin' California, but hopefully that won't be an issue much longer.

I am all for the rewriting of troll posts (Einstein, cough,cough, ahem...) but what was done to Undead is beyond the pale.


Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 06:05 PM (SsG4J)

189 I would agree with the chorus and go a step further - there should be some questioning as to whether whoever made the change should be allowed to do so in the future...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 06:05 PM (3aXbg)

190 I've been on the receiving end of Undead's sharp tongue, but that was when I deserved it.

Whichever admin it was who edited that post #315, and hasn't been man enough to explain why: loose shit, dude. By which I mean, that admin's a piece of shit.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 29, 2011 06:06 PM (6GvAC)

191 I believe she took a little break awhile back due to an attack by a regular, who also self-imposed 3 month break on himself, once he realized how unreasonable he was

Gotta correct this....the one who imposed a ban upon himself is not the one who jumped all over Rum. The self banner jumped PGiS, and apologized almost immediately and I miss him.

Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 06:06 PM (SsG4J)

192

14) There's no shame in taking any honest job.

Go down to any Occupy and say this, see how long before you get shit on.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 29, 2011 06:07 PM (tKFT6)

193 Speaking of typing, I took it in high school on a big ol' monster manual.  By the time I went to the community college they had the IBM Selectric.  I took secretarial classes so, there I was, typing away in class, got to the end of the line, reflexively popped my hand up to hit the return and spun around in my chair!  I was surprised, but the gal who sat behind me was really surprised.     

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 06:08 PM (nAvCW)

194 Ben has keys , right ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 06:08 PM (npr0X)

195 I miss Editor and Rum and PGIS and how things used to be.  Does that make me too conservative?

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:09 PM (/izg2)

196 Funny. I don't remember anyone saying that McCain lost because he wasn't conservative enough. I remember a lot of people saying he lost because he was a terrible candidate (old, tired, kind of a jerk, been in DC forever) who didn't know how to effectively fight Obama's campaign and in fact had staff that openly said they didn't want to fight Obama.

I also don't remember anyone saying he was foisted on us as a candidate because of a elitist scheme. I remember him getting the nod because Huckabee destroyed Romney's campaign plan by winning in Iowa and Romney never really recovered after that. The other candidates all turned out to be duds because they didn't have the money or staff or strategy to win. Ideology had little or nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Aruges at November 29, 2011 06:09 PM (NqY9l)

197 I have been away for several months; how is PGiS? It would be nice to see a bit of rum, arhooley, and bebe, too. Ahem, figuratively, of course.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:09 PM (aGogZ)

198 We need more boobies and less politics.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 06:10 PM (T7jQN)

199 Miss T, my company/group HQ is relocating from Kalifornia to OK over the next year or so, and I think my days on the left coast are numbered.  There are places out there (SoCal) I enjoy, mainly restaurants, but there are just too damned many people out there!  Including some of my best friends whom I encourage to leave with regularity; I don't think the state economic situation is resolvable at this point.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:11 PM (7yvLv)

200 211 We need more boobies and less politics.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 11:10 PM (T7jQN)


THIS! 

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:12 PM (/izg2)

201 Appreciate the kind words, everyone.

And yes, I have been mean and careless lately.  Meatspace has been kicking my ass over the last few months and I've been taking it out here.

Maet, I knew it wasn't you and to be sure, you do great ONTs as always.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 06:12 PM (VDM7X)

202 211 We need more boobies and less politics.

There is no time like the present!

Kate Beckinsale sets hearts racing in little lace dress at Spirit Award nominations

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:12 PM (UR5vq)

203

My typing greatly improved from the basic hunt and peck to excellent after I learned how to type using the Dragon Voice Recognition software.

Makes it much easier to hold a Sam Adams and eat a pizza while you type.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 06:13 PM (wN82N)

204 And yes, I have been mean and careless lately. Meatspace has been kicking my ass over the last few months and I've been taking it out here. Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 11:12 PM (VDM7X) Word. Meatspace is a cold-hearted bitch.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 06:14 PM (bxiXv)

205 ""We need more boobies and less politics.""


More boobies and less everything else. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 06:14 PM (FMbng)

206

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 11:12 PM (VDM7X)

Perhaps, but at least some of your barbs were well-deserved.

Sorry to hear how things have been for you.  I hope things improve for you from here on out, as well as for everyone else. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:14 PM (UR5vq)

207

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM (VDM7X)

In regards to your post, first off. . .  twasn't me.  Second off, yep, the people who used to post here a few years back were sexier or something.  Something was different.  Now it's always the same people nightly as if they are in a chatroom.  But oh well, things change. 

You peoples need to work on being sexier or something. . .  you didn't flirt so overtly with one another and you did debate politics more.  Y'all are like an old people's clique now.

Posted by: AmericanWoman at November 29, 2011 06:14 PM (SQvIY)

208 And yes, I have been mean and careless lately.  Meatspace has been kicking my ass over the last few months and I've been taking it out here.

Been there, done that, I know what you mean, Undead.  But, hopefully you know that you would be sorely missed.

And I second the motion encouraging someone to ascertain who did the 315 thing and bitchslap the fucker.  Preferably right out in the open. 

Posted by: HST at November 29, 2011 06:15 PM (cpVoK)

209 175 War, are you referring to this?
http://tinyurl.com/c6tahv7

No, I was just being pure asshole in that one.  Not doing it again.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 06:15 PM (VDM7X)

210 I miss Editor and Rum and PGIS and how things used to be.  Does that make me too conservative?

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 11:09 PM (/izg2)


Once the menopause started kicking in, well, ed just wasn't the same.  Shame that.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 06:15 PM (chNW7)

211

211 We need more boobies and less politics.

 

Can we get a "Hell Yeah!"?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:15 PM (7yvLv)

212 I think my days on the left coast are numbered

What the heck, do you live out here, or do you just travel here a lot?

And yea, the things out here that are fun are a nightmare to get to because of the traffic, and you can't even enjoy them once you finally do get there because you're there with 2 million other people.

I'll miss Disneyland a lot, and I'll miss the ethnic diversity in many ways, but that's about it.

Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 06:16 PM (SsG4J)

213 Kate Beckinsale sets hearts racing in little lace dress at Spirit Award nominations

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 11:12 PM (UR5vq)

Want!

Posted by: Some Raccoon at November 29, 2011 06:16 PM (3aXbg)

214 Learning to type 80+wpm in the 8th grade was the best job skill I ever learned.  Got me more jobs than I could have ever imagined.

The More You Know......

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:16 PM (/izg2)

215 let this be a lesson, take you progesterone supplements.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 06:16 PM (chNW7)

216 183 I miss the wild and wooly ONTs of the past and am really sorry that some have decided they don't want to participate any more, for whatever reason, but I have been a member of many sites and it seems like there are cycles that they go through. 

On top of that, the last 3 years have been hellish for posters here as far as politics, and I think people are getting worn out.   
Posted by: Theresa

This.

Night

Posted by: mpfs at November 29, 2011 06:17 PM (bv3B0)

217

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 11:16 PM (/izg2)

Hey, ever get to see the Nightmare on Elm Street films?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:17 PM (UR5vq)

218

 old people

And?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:17 PM (7yvLv)

219
Who is HST and why should I care?

I like to think of Hunter S. Thompson as the inspiration for PJ O'Rourke's persona.  To get to HST, from PJO'R, dial down politics and add equal parts angel dust, crystal meth, Jack Daniels, and a couple of Colt 1911s.

Favorite line from F&LinLV: 

"The room looked liked the scene of a bizarre zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas."


Posted by: Wodeshed at November 29, 2011 06:18 PM (SgLsM)

220 Kratos: Very nice, but too much lace and not enough sheer.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 06:18 PM (T7jQN)

221 I miss Editor and Rum and PGIS and how things used to be.  Does that make me too conservative?

I miss Rum and PGiS (who I thought I'd seen recently . . . no?).  Editor got really cringeworthy in the last few months. I feel bad that he became so miserable, but on the other hand, I don't miss that crap even a little bit.

Posted by: HST at November 29, 2011 06:19 PM (cpVoK)

222 #220: Now wait a minute! If we cut out the flirting here, what do you expect me to do? Leave the house? Pffffffftt, screw that!

By the way, I... couldn't help but notice you're female... do you come here often?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:20 PM (vQfJ3)

223 begone, silly sock . . . and try to lay off the human adrenals, okay?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 06:20 PM (cpVoK)

224 What the heck, do you live out here, or do you just travel here a lot?

The latter.  I lived in Sacramento in the late 70s and it was pretty nice.  I moved to the Mojave desert after that - not so much.  My first exposure to LA.  Wow!  I'm just a country boy and that was the big, big city.  None of those places is the same, but the air is cleaner.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:21 PM (7yvLv)

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2011 06:21 PM (GULKT)

226 48
Given that she's dumber than a tattoo of crap on a woman's back, does anybody care ?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 09:59 PM (UR5vq)



That depends. Does she still take it up the pooper or is that still an "urban legend"?

'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2011 10:15 PM (FIE/L)

Sacred honor compels me to say that I did have sex with her, in her vagina.

Posted by: Will Folkes at November 29, 2011 06:21 PM (AM+sr)

227 Oh please, American Woman, show us the way!  Post something sexy and youthful! 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 06:21 PM (nAvCW)

228

Hey, ever get to see the Nightmare on Elm Street films?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 11:17 PM (UR5vq)

LOL no not yet but I'm looking forward to scary movie night at my newly purchased home.  Apparently the offer I made yesterday is going to be accepted and I'll be a homeowner soon.  Scary stuff.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:21 PM (/izg2)

229 you didn't flirt so overtly with one another

Oh alright, I can take a hint.

My goodness, the weather here is lovely.

That Obama surely is a rotter.

My husband paid $15 a pound for pecans at Costco yesterday and I about had the actual vapors when I saw the receipt.

Posted by: MissPrunesNPrisms at November 29, 2011 06:22 PM (SsG4J)

230 Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:44 PM (VDM7X)


rdbrewer did it to me one night when I engaged 'Curious', one night.  He has the hots for 'it', it seems.  But really?  No telling if you don't have the keys to the Ewok cave.

Posted by: jem at November 29, 2011 06:22 PM (spEu4)

231 What's the old joke about the typing styles of secretaries in Washington? Most of them were huntin' peckers.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 06:22 PM (T7jQN)

232 PGiS has been around in the last couple of weeks for sure.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:22 PM (7yvLv)

233 Apparently the offer I made yesterday is going to be accepted and I'll be a homeowner soon.  Scary stuff.

WOOOOHOOOO!!!  Congratulations!!

Posted by: MissTammy is not flirting with NC Ref, merely congratulating him at November 29, 2011 06:22 PM (SsG4J)

234 Congrats NC

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 06:24 PM (npr0X)

235

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 11:21 PM (/izg2)

Well, congratulations are in order then!  Only other advice I can give about those films is to not watch the remake - it's horrible.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:24 PM (UR5vq)

236 Thank you MissTammy!

*blushes*

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:25 PM (/izg2)

237 did someone say boobehs?
go big red!

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:25 PM (s7mIC)

238 Hey, congratulations, NC Ref!  Very, very cool!!  Of course, the bank will be the real "homeowner."  You'll be their bitch.  But, still, cause for celebration! 

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 06:25 PM (cpVoK)

239 I miss the days when all we did was cuddle.

Posted by: michaelinmichigan at November 29, 2011 06:25 PM (chNW7)

240 I had no idea people cared.

No seriously, thanks everyone, I needed that.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 06:26 PM (VDM7X)

241

 I moved to the Mojave desert after that - not so much. 

What, you didn't like the scorching hot summers and the freezing winters. The lack of traffic people is a bonus compared to L.A, everything else not so much.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 29, 2011 06:26 PM (tKFT6)

242 Hey NC Ref congrats on home ownership

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:26 PM (s7mIC)

243 Just this one that I've seen so far, but who knows. I haven't gone back and checked other threads.
I've enjoyed the site a lot over the years, and know there are people who don't like me, but if this is what I can expect in the future I'd prefer to know.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 10:58 PM (VDM7X)

Hmm I don't recall 'cock' being in your original post. I will make inquiries.

Posted by: Mtenloch at November 29, 2011 06:26 PM (HSePO)

244

Looks like it's time for an old guy to check out . . . . got nuthin.

 

Undead, stick around.  The heat seems to go up and down, but there seems to be plenty of pleasant banter to make up for the flames.

 

Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at November 29, 2011 06:26 PM (7yvLv)

245 Thanks y'all!  I needed some of that too.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:26 PM (/izg2)

246 82 A discrediting error for the author.
And I'm not interested in a source citing Medved.
----------------------
Absolutely.

Medved started life as an agit-propping Leftist, claims to have turned right, but continues to agit-prop against anything that looks conservative. He's so bad that I look askance that anything and anyone associated with Salem Communication (the network that keeps him going despite trash ratings). Far too much water carrying for the Statist quo there. [that's not a typo]

Posted by: Pascal at November 29, 2011 06:27 PM (r58nR)

247 234 Skyrim Archer Skillshot.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2011 11:21 PM (GULKT)


okay that is pretty funny

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:28 PM (s7mIC)

248

Hi GT, I've tried to reply twice and keep getting booted for "unbroken text".

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 06:29 PM (HxF5K)

249 Hey NC Ref congrats on home ownership


Yeah, congrats. Be careful at the signing / closing.  
Don't pay for the undercoating, it's a scam.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 06:29 PM (chNW7)

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:29 PM (s7mIC)

251 Undead, I certainly disagree with much that you say here, but I'd hate to see you run off by skullduggery like that. Argument is good for sharpening the mind.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 06:29 PM (1zwZo)

252 I miss the Paul Anka jokes and the threads that were about how tough Dick Cheney is and the movie quotes....
 

Posted by: vivi at November 29, 2011 06:29 PM (uCx2P)

253 I just barely passed my Japanese final last night. Not pleased with myself at all. Need tutoring from a hot sensei. (Wait, that's good thing.)

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:30 PM (aGogZ)

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:30 PM (s7mIC)

255 Hmm I don't recall 'cock' being in your original post. I will make inquiries.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 29, 2011 11:26 PM (HSePO)

Thanks Maet.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 06:30 PM (VDM7X)

256 Undead, stick it out seems like things always get better.
Takes a strong soul to say "look things been rough in Meatspace, i admit i been a dick and i'm sorry."

if you went i would feel bad and miss you.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:31 PM (QNeKQ)

257 uNd, son.

L Rob, Sacramento was nice in the 70s, as I recall. Visited some relatives just when they were getting Old Town started. NorCal is still nicer than down here.

Posted by: MissTammy is merely engaging in polite conversation with L Rob at November 29, 2011 06:31 PM (SsG4J)

258 Lurk long vivi ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 06:31 PM (npr0X)

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:31 PM (s7mIC)

260 Garrett LOL you kill me.  You shoulda heard my step-mom harping on the black-mold possibilities.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:31 PM (/izg2)

261 #260: Oh, sorry about that, Polli... it's the link in my name. I can't tinyurl it due to a rule against having a tinyurl in your name.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:32 PM (vQfJ3)

262 Night, L Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MissTammy is merely engaging in polite conversation with L Rob at November 29, 2011 06:32 PM (SsG4J)

263 GUSHIE!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:33 PM (/izg2)

264 Congrats, NC. You soon will be owned by a house.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:33 PM (aGogZ)

265 260

Hi GT, I've tried to reply twice and keep getting booted for "unbroken text".

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 11:29 PM (HxF5K)

erase his name and your problem will go away.

but you will have to be sure to erase even the spaces when you do it. Annoying I type his name back in cuz im weird that way.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:33 PM (QNeKQ)

266 NCREF!!!!!!!! YOU ALMOST-HOMONERD YOU!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:34 PM (QNeKQ)

267 Congratulations, NC Ref.

Oh, pass me down a beer, would ya?

Posted by: Guy Living in a Hole Underneath the Floorboards of Your New House at November 29, 2011 06:34 PM (VDM7X)

268 Hello GT!!

It's very pleasant to have you with us here this evening. I hope you are well.

Posted by: MzOldMarriedWoman at November 29, 2011 06:34 PM (SsG4J)

269 Okay, a more serious expansion on #231: I've always been under the impression that the ONT is a place to let our hair down and just enjoy each other's company. There's plenty of fierce debate in the threads that go up during the day; the ONT strikes me as a place to put those differences aside.

Am I mistaken in that impression?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:35 PM (vQfJ3)

270 Gushie, it its delightful to see you as well.

I do believe the hall monitors are back again.

Posted by: MzOldMarriedWoman at November 29, 2011 06:36 PM (SsG4J)

271 Glad to meet ya, NC Ref

Posted by: black mold, termites, big tree branches and that short in the electrical system at November 29, 2011 06:36 PM (s7mIC)

272 Am I mistaken in that impression? Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 11:35 PM (vQfJ3) No, I think you are pretty much right.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:36 PM (aGogZ)

273 Posted by: MissTammy can hold back the lightning with the palm of her hand at November 29, 2011 11:06 PM (SsG4J)

I might be mistaken, Miss Tammy.  If so I apologize.

Wasn't it about the voice of the radio guy, Steyne, or some such, she couldn't bear to listen to, and then TGN jumped her for not listening?

If I'm mistaken, please forgive me.

Too many folks are taking UM BRIDGE around he'a! 
;-)

Posted by: jem at November 29, 2011 06:37 PM (spEu4)

274 Seriously though, tonight's posts are getting pretty kumbaya, we need some fresh outrage. Umm...Eric Holder still does not enjoy a prolonged stay at Club Fed--Levenworth. WTF is Issa doing that we don't have a recommendation to the House to file an article of impeachment yet?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 06:37 PM (1zwZo)

275 That whole thing about a person living in your house could be true, NC.  Check this out - Japanese man finds woman living in his closet

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:37 PM (UR5vq)

276 Okay, I've removed that link now; I think enough people are aware of the info there. There shouldn't be any more trouble.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:37 PM (vQfJ3)

277

Question for the morons:  I'm looking for a reverse dictionary.  That is, a tool whereby I can provide a definition and see if there is a word that matches it.

 

Does such a tool exist?

Posted by: Truman North at November 29, 2011 06:37 PM (I2LwF)

278 Am I mistaken in that impression?

ROMNEYBOT!!!!!1!!11!!!1!!

Posted by: moron who can't take a hint at November 29, 2011 06:37 PM (s7mIC)

279 Check this out - Japanese man finds woman living in his closet

sigh I clearly bought the wrong house

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 06:38 PM (s7mIC)

280 Hi, Tammy! Hi, Gushie! Congratulations, NCRef!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:38 PM (vQfJ3)

281 Apparently I need to be all responsible and shit tomorrow.

I love y'all and this place.  G'night!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 29, 2011 06:39 PM (/izg2)

282 Okay, I have a confession.  I bought a baby MacBook Air on Saturday.  It's pretty cool.  Can't wait to be AmEx's poster child of the month yet again, but at least this one won't involve footwear.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 06:39 PM (cpVoK)

283 did someone say boobehs?
go big red!

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 11:25 PM (s7mIC)

Son!

Nicely formed lass.  Will add her to the group, "Future Back Pain."

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 06:39 PM (4q5tP)

284 Posted by: Conservative Crank , Fresh outrage ? Google DEBT CLOCK .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 06:40 PM (npr0X)

285 Jay Leno is a racist.

Just for the record.

Posted by: SethPower at November 29, 2011 06:40 PM (e6MoS)

286 Can't wait to be AmEx's poster child of the month yet again, but at least this one won't involve footwear.

So you mean you didn't purchase us?

Posted by: iShoes at November 29, 2011 06:40 PM (s7mIC)

287 #287: The closest thing I can think of is a thesaurus.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:40 PM (vQfJ3)

288 Say 'Hi' to our probable nominee (Romney), http://tinyurl.com/cuk956u, whose advisor is a Solyndra crony.

Well, that's only slightly better than the fact that "the GOP aide to a House committee investigating Solyndra Inc. once worked for a lobbying firm that helped the now-bankrupt solar company apply for a half-billion-dollar federal loan." (Here: http://tinyurl.com/cgfr68s)

It's okay though, since the other probable nominee was only a 'historian' for the institution most responsible for our current economic crisis.

This country's so fucked.

Posted by: MlR at November 29, 2011 06:40 PM (/v94V)

289
I would like to note for the record that two of the 15 songs everybody knows but doesn't know the names of the product of everyone's favorite Iceback, Edvard Grieg.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (SgLsM)

290 Hey, jem...right story, wrong dude! T9 (whom I also miss, for the record) is not the one who banned himself.

Or I should say, I thought Richard was the one who banned himself for jumping on PGiS about Michelle Ree.

It could easily be ME who is wrong....maybe T9 banned himself, too, and I didn't realize it!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (SsG4J)

291 That is, a tool whereby I can provide a definition and see if there is a word that matches it.

You could try the fine minds of the ONT, Tru.  C'mon, it'll be fun.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (cpVoK)

292 #295: I've had a few comments disappear before actually posting recently.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (vQfJ3)

293 I actually took typing in Jr High, got it out of the way early.

Posted by: booger's wang is feelin' extra springy at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (EjNp5)

294 Great idea, Truman. Like a Jeopardy Dictionary! Sweet! "I'll have 'Who is a Stuttering Clusterfcuk of Miserable Failure for $15,000,000,000,000' Alex"

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

295

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 11:35 PM (vQfJ3)


I think it should be.  Time was, I stayed in the ONT pretty much exclusively after getting sick of politics.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (VDM7X)

296
...are the product of everyone's favorite...

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 29, 2011 06:41 PM (SgLsM)

297 Am I mistaken in that impression?

Posted by:Gentic Tunder at November 29, 2011 11:35 PM (vQfJ3)

nope thats how i see it. This is the place where we put up our jousting lances and socialize after the day's word-tourney. I come here for company while i wait to see if the deployed spouse will show up online. Its kind of a lonely wait that you keep from being boring and i usually fall asleep with the ONT on my lap.


Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:42 PM (QNeKQ)

298

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 11:32 PM (vQfJ3)

Yep, I was trying to reply to your hash+name. 

 Thanks for the tip Gushka, saw on another thread that you got to hear from your guy recently, glad for you.

I also agree with Theresa, everyone just seems incredibly tense and frazzled.  John used to tell the kids that dealing with a frazzled adult was much like dealing with a wild animal, i.e. never make sudden moves or loud noises

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 06:42 PM (HxF5K)

299 I've had a few comments disappear before actually posting recently.

Hmm.

Posted by: The New AoSHQ Comment Quality Control Supervisor at November 29, 2011 06:42 PM (yQwq5)

300 289 Check this out - Japanese man finds woman living in his closet

sigh I clearly bought the wrong house

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 11:38 PM (s7mIC)

I clearly cweary bought the wrong house

FIFY

Posted by: SethPower at November 29, 2011 06:43 PM (e6MoS)

301 LRob I left CA years ago and never looked back, best thing I ever did

Posted by: AlaskaGal at November 29, 2011 06:44 PM (oW9Qn)

302 Truman, look online for OneLook Reverse Dictionary and see if that's what fits what you want.  Looks like its available in a download, not sure.

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 06:44 PM (nAvCW)

303 299 Say 'Hi' to our probable nominee (Romney), http://tinyurl.com/cuk956u, whose advisor is a Solyndra crony.

Well, that's only slightly better than the fact that "the GOP aide to a House committee investigating Solyndra Inc. once worked for a lobbying firm that helped the now-bankrupt solar company apply for a half-billion-dollar federal loan." (Here: http://tinyurl.com/cgfr68s)

It's okay though, since the other probable nominee was only a 'historian' for the institution most responsible for our current economic crisis.

This country's so fucked.

Posted by: MlR at November 29, 2011 11:40 PM (/v94V)

thats ok he had John Holdren workin as one of his advisors, too

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:44 PM (QNeKQ)

304 Heh, Gingrich was called a lifelong politician by Romney. I expect a snappy comeback by Gingrich. Rinomney is looking like a petty loser.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 29, 2011 06:44 PM (hlzwN)

305 #309: There was nothing objectionable or really important in those comments, I'm sure; it was probably just a glitch in the blog software.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:44 PM (vQfJ3)

306 booger's wang is feelin' extra springy


OMG, this is classic ONT stuff, right here.....well done!!


Clean up on aisle (9wyzm)

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 06:45 PM (SsG4J)

307 294 Posted by: Conservative Crank , Fresh outrage ? Google DEBT CLOCK . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 11:40 PM (npr0X) That's not fresh outrage, that's the old outrage gift that keeps on giving...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 06:45 PM (1zwZo)

308

Whichever admin it was who edited that post #315, and hasn't been man enough to explain why: loose shit, dude. By which I mean, that admin's a piece of shit.

Just got here. Post 315 in which thread?

 

Oh and congrats NCRef

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 06:45 PM (UvdzB)

309 287: Just Google reverse dictionary. There seem to be several online options, although I have no idea whether they're any good. I know there are such things in print, because I used to have one.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at November 29, 2011 06:45 PM (gdlLS)

310 I miss Orange Gatorgum. 

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 06:46 PM (chNW7)

311

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 29, 2011 11:41 PM (SgLsM)

I didn't follow the link, bad Polliwog.  Was Hall of the Mountain King one of the songs?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 06:46 PM (HxF5K)

312 There was nothing objectionable or really important in those comments, I'm sure; it was probably just a glitch in the blog software.

Yeah.  Probably.

Posted by: The New AoSHQ Comment Quality Control Supervisor at November 29, 2011 06:47 PM (yQwq5)

313 Heh, Gingrich was called a lifelong politician by Romney. I expect a snappy comeback by Gingrich.

Yeah, like Newt even gives a shit.  Didn't Newt just brand himself "the conservative alternative" to Mittens?  I thought that was awesome.  Mittens needs to pull his magic underwear out of his buttcrack . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 06:47 PM (cpVoK)

314

Just got here. Post 315 in which thread?

This one - Run, Sarah, Run! Please Write-In Palin In All Caucuses and Primaries!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:47 PM (UR5vq)

315

In a year where we could "run a ham sandwich and win" some of you think we seem to have a dearth of quality candidates. Ann Coulter said earlier all of them are better then BHO.

She's right, and she has nice boobehs.

Posted by: lazy american fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at November 29, 2011 06:48 PM (wN82N)

316 Yeah, like Newt even gives a shit.  Didn't Newt just brand himself "the conservative alternative" to Mittens?  I thought that was awesome.

My friend told me tonight that he thinks Newt might be the right desperate choice for these times because it seems that only he alone can people like the "occupiers" look stupid.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 06:49 PM (UR5vq)

317 ChemJeff: Those are some fine corn-fed specimens there. That corn seems to do something fine to them but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 06:49 PM (T7jQN)

318 Peaches...boxers or briefs?

Posted by: AlaskaGal at November 29, 2011 06:50 PM (oW9Qn)

319 Ann Coulter has boobehs, really? I love her with every fiber of my being, but she doesn't look like she ever ate enough to grow a pair of boobehs.

At least, not any more than you could palm with one hand.




Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 06:50 PM (SsG4J)

320 Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 11:41 PM (SsG4J)


Miss Tammy, LOL, who the hell knows around here...I read every night and try to keep up, but six of one, half a dozen of the other, ya know?

You are a gem, btw!

Posted by: jem at November 29, 2011 06:51 PM (spEu4)

321 Yeah, like Newt even gives a shit.  Didn't Newt just brand himself "the conservative alternative" to Mittens?  I thought that was awesome.  Mittens needs to pull his magic underwear out of his buttcrack . . .

A word of advice.  Never mock a man wearing magic underwear.

Posted by: Joseph Smith at November 29, 2011 06:51 PM (yQwq5)

322 ChemJeff: Those are some fine corn-fed specimens there. That corn seems to do something fine to them but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 11:49 PM (T7jQN)

 

What you did there.

I see it

lol'd.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 06:51 PM (4q5tP)

323 Howdy, all! Uh... That's all I've got. :0/

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 06:51 PM (gvlTU)

324 329 Ann Coulter has boobehs, really? I love her with every fiber of my being, but she doesn't look like she ever ate enough to grow a pair of boobehs.

Her loss.

Posted by: Harry Knowles at November 29, 2011 06:51 PM (VDM7X)

325 Yeah, I agree that that #315 alteration was out of line. I won't comment on the deletion and warning on #37 in the foobmall thread, because I have no idea what was said there, but the one that Undead is complaining about does seem a bit much to do to a regular non-troll commenter.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:52 PM (vQfJ3)

326

 Thanks for the tip Gushka, saw on another thread that you got to hear from your guy recently, glad for you.

I also agree with Theresa, everyone just seems incredibly tense and frazzled.  John used to tell the kids that dealing with a frazzled adult was much like dealing with a wild animal, i.e. never make sudden moves or loud noises

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 11:42 PM (HxF5K)

good advice. that exactly how i feel too!

Politics have me freaked, I have a sick parent, a sister who acts like an internet troll at the holiday table, the ONT has become incredibly tense,  and Grim's time deployed got extended by several weeks (at least three maybe many more) so im not a nice person myself. I feel like a bottle full of demons getting ready to blow.

so yeah.

no loud noises. no sudden moves. low tones.

i spend a lot of the time in the barn, playing with horses and kittens trying steadfastly to think happy thoughts.


Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:53 PM (QNeKQ)

327

Thanks Kratos, I am checking that out now.

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 06:53 PM (UvdzB)

328 Ben , I re-posted one of your comments from Monday night (see 177 ) upthread . If I was wrong in my assumption that you nuked Undead's comment , sorry . If you did nuke it , why ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 06:53 PM (npr0X)

329 Check out the back cover of Coulter's newest book, Demonic. She looks great in that photo!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:53 PM (vQfJ3)

330 Newt will dress have the Army in blue and half in grey.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:53 PM (aGogZ)

331 Miss Tammy: Anything more that a handful is wasted anyway or so I'm told.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 06:53 PM (T7jQN)

332 jem, thank you! You need to comment more! (And NOT because you were nice to me, just because!)

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 06:54 PM (SsG4J)

333 I hope things improve for you soon, Gushie!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:54 PM (vQfJ3)

334 Could some gentle soul explain to me what the heck is going on between Ace and Stacy McCain?

Break any news to me gently, because I always assumed a certain comity between these sites.

Posted by: Dianna at November 29, 2011 06:54 PM (mKMj1)

335 Palming with one hand again? Bers started a trend. Guess what I would like to palm with one hand?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 06:54 PM (gvlTU)

336 Grim's time deployed got extended by several weeks (at least three maybe many more)

No!!!!!!! Girl, I am so sorry.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 06:55 PM (SsG4J)

337 half, not have. sheesh

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 06:55 PM (aGogZ)

338 I re-posted one of your comments from Monday night (see 177 ) upthread . If I was wrong in my assumption that you nuked Undead's comment , sorry . If you did nuke it , why ?

'Cause I was being a cock posting really ugly shit.  That one should have been nuked.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 06:55 PM (VDM7X)

339 #344: I hadn't heard of any problems there, but I know Ace doesn't get along with another blogger I like, Jeff Goldstein at Protein Wisdom, for some reason.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 06:56 PM (vQfJ3)

340

Bill Maher sucked all the milk outta of them.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 29, 2011 06:57 PM (hlzwN)

341 ah i see. That is disappointing

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 06:57 PM (UvdzB)

342 A word of advice.  Never mock a man wearing magic underwear.

Posted by: Joseph Smith at November 29, 2011 11:51 PM (yQwq5)

The late Mr. Peaches was a jack Mormon.  And, regardless, I will mock who I please, Joe.  Now go get your fuckin' shinebox, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 06:57 PM (cpVoK)

343 Miss Tammy: Anything more that a handful is wasted anyway or so I'm told.

Well, all I can say is, thank God my husband has big hands. You are rough on a girl's ego CMU VET. 

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 06:58 PM (SsG4J)

344 thats ok he had John Holdren workin as one of his advisors, too Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 11:44 PM (QNeKQ) There is a call for you. The Caller ID says "Admiral Ackbar."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 06:58 PM (bxiXv)

345 So, I just finished watching Transformers 3.

Is Michael Bay a Republican? Because Optimus Prime sounds a hell of a lot like Bush 43...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 06:58 PM (3aXbg)

346 BATMAN for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Aquaman at November 29, 2011 06:59 PM (E7i+5)

347 343 I hope things improve for you soon, Gushie!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 11:54 PM (vQfJ3)

they always do. and usually faster than i expect It really helps to you there are folks here who care and are praying for the stuff i cant help.

What i was trying to say is that crazy shit is happening all over... I can totally understand people being snappish and mean.

i  just try not to be myself most of the time cuz then the guilt would kill me later so i have learned to try to keep a hard rein on the mean streak.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 06:59 PM (QNeKQ)

348 'Cause I was being a cock posting really ugly shit. That one should have been nuked. Fair enough . Why the long Why in the hell is someone fucking with my comments comment that started all this ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (npr0X)

349 Obama and the English embassy.

What a SCOAMF.

Details at instapundit.

Makes me want to cry. Our future is at stake!

Mike

Posted by: Mike in CFL at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (motsG)

350

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 11:53 PM (QNeKQ)

I'm so sorry to hear your guys going to be gone longer.  All the military spouses and loved ones are amazing.  They make protecting the rest of us possible.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (HxF5K)

351
Guess what I would like to palm with one hand?

vika, I don't think more than a handful is waste, do you?????? Nor a mouthful, either.

Are we flirting??

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (SsG4J)

352 Miss Tammy: Sorry Maam.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (T7jQN)

353 Personally, I prefer the shape of smaller boobs. Nothing against big ones, though; they do really catch the eye!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (vQfJ3)

354 gushie, oh that's terrible about Grim's deployment

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:00 PM (s7mIC)

355

Ben ,
I re-posted one of your comments from Monday night (see 177 ) upthread . If I was wrong in my assumption that you nuked Undead's comment , sorry . If you did nuke it , why ?

 

Oh okay. Now I didn't nuke it. Someone else did for obvious reasons based on its content.

My comment was simply asking Undead, who I like and is normally a level headed guy, was posting something like that. I guess we all get pissed sometimes and politics have a way of bringing that out of us.

God knows I had a painful 4 day period where I convinced myself Romney was going to win and I needed to accept that. It was not to different from Jack Black's character from Tropic Thunder when he was forced to stop using cocaine cold turkey.

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 07:01 PM (UvdzB)

356 Gushie, I'm scheduling a nervous breakdown. You are welcome to join me. 2 am Thursday to 2am Saturday. 48 hrs only. Then the birds go back to singing and all that other bucolic blissful shit.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:01 PM (gvlTU)

357 Personally, I prefer the shape of smaller boobs

Can I get a flag for piling on here???

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:02 PM (SsG4J)

358 *no   not now

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 07:02 PM (UvdzB)

359 I think Hedlumd (9wyzm) needs to be banned.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:02 PM (vQfJ3)

360
And yet another Comedy Central Roasts regular goes toes up.


Veteran stand-up comic Patrice O'Neal, who gained a wider following through TV and radio and helped roast Charlie Sheen, died Tuesday from complications of a stroke he suffered last month. He was 41.






Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 29, 2011 07:02 PM (oBrVT)

361 OK, this made me laugh!

A man and his wife have gone to bed.  After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man cuts a fart and says, "seven points."  His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"  The man says, "Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing."  A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."  After about ten minutes, the man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7.  Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."  The man strains really hard, but to no avail -- he can't fart.  So not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart.  Straining, the man tries so hard, he poops in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" 

The man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."


Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 07:02 PM (nAvCW)

362 BATMAN for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Aquaman at November 29, 2011 11:59 PM (E7i+5)

Rorschach for VP?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 07:03 PM (3aXbg)

363 Okay, looks like the comment that offended me has been removed. Thanks!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:04 PM (vQfJ3)

364 366 Gushie, I'm scheduling a nervous breakdown. You are welcome to join me. 2 am Thursday to 2am Saturday.

that's funny, I'm scheduling mine for a week from next Thursday

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:04 PM (s7mIC)

365 #367: Like I said, nothing against big ones. I'm not picky!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:05 PM (vQfJ3)

366 There is a call for you. The Caller ID says "Admiral Ackbar."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 11:58 PM (bxiXv)

hahahahahaha! ITS A TRAP!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:05 PM (QNeKQ)

367 Miss T wins the washer and dryer behind curtain 3!

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:06 PM (gvlTU)

368 Mittens needs to pull his magic underwear out of his buttcrack . . . THIS! And can someone get us a pshop of cornholio mittens with a wedgie?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:06 PM (iaCev)

369 The reason McCain lost was because he lost the moderates in the middle. They went overwhelmingly for Obama.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 29, 2011 07:06 PM (vbh31)

370

I'm scheduling mine for a week from next Thursday

Is that when Christmas break starts at your school?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:06 PM (HxF5K)

371 Miss Tammy: Sorry Maam.

No worries. One cannot help one's preferences. I suspect you don't care much for Gingers, either, and that's fine, too. I'm used to it, it has made me strong.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:06 PM (SsG4J)

372 ya know what kind of boobehs I like the best?

the ones I'm fondling at the moment

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:06 PM (s7mIC)

373

I'm scheduling mine for a week from next Thursday

Is that when Christmas break starts at your school?

how'd ya guess?  lol
My last final is on Wed Dec. 14

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:07 PM (s7mIC)

374 I'm a ginger, myself, so I don't discriminate against them.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:07 PM (vQfJ3)

375



Veteran stand-up comic Patrice O'Neal, who gained a wider following through TV and radio and helped roast Charlie Sheen, died Tuesday from complications of a stroke he suffered last month. He was 41.

That's sad, but they were really clowning him over his weight. He was huge.

I didn't know him, but his parents named him after Patrice Lumamba. I remember him saying that on Conan and finding it interesting enough that I'd remember it just now

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 07:07 PM (UvdzB)

376 Theresa, OMG, where do you find these??

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

377 I'm an ex-businessman who has been running for political office for the pretty much the past two decades. Gingrich is a lifelong politician who has not been in the house since 1994 when he passed welfare refom. He does not know how to fix an economy which I did in Massachusetts. I was the most popular governor.

Posted by: Mittens Romney at November 29, 2011 07:08 PM (hlzwN)

378 366 Gushie, I'm scheduling a nervous breakdown. You are welcome to join me. 2 am Thursday to 2am Saturday.

48 hrs only. Then the birds go back to singing and all that other bucolic blissful shit.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 12:01 AM (gvlTU)

sounds awesome! shall we plan for mad hatters teaparty speak nothing but nonsense, and break all the dishes, or shall we just go with the traditional turn out all the lights and sit in the corner and rock, while humming tunelessly and sucking our thumbs?

both have their charms...


Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:08 PM (QNeKQ)

379 I hope things improve for you, too, Vika!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:09 PM (vQfJ3)

380 382 ya know what kind of boobehs I like the best?
the ones I'm fondling at the moment

You gonna order somethin', bub?!

Posted by: Fapplebee's Waitress at November 29, 2011 07:09 PM (VDM7X)

381 Oh, well, my dogs need walking and my bed calls.

Goodnight, folks.

Posted by: Dianna at November 29, 2011 07:09 PM (mKMj1)

382 Heads up. Occupy Los Angeles is going to be cleared out in about 30 minutes. Cops are staging at Dodger Stadium in riot gear. This should be good the mayor is due to leave for a swing thru china, japan and south Korea. Heads will be busted.

Posted by: mpfs at November 29, 2011 07:09 PM (4nDHO)

383 Good night, Diana!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:09 PM (vQfJ3)

384 My knockers are deeply offended by the itty bitty titty committee. Delete them! Ban them! I'll get the torches and pitchforks...

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:10 PM (gvlTU)

385 I prefer the shape of smaller boobs. Nothing against big ones Posted by: Genetic Tunder Careful, you will call down the wrath of CAC

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:10 PM (iaCev)

386 shall we plan for mad hatters teaparty speak nothing but nonsense, and break all the dishes,

This, and you should have it at brillig.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:11 PM (SsG4J)

387 344 Could some gentle soul explain to me what the heck is going on between Ace and Stacy McCain?

Break any news to me gently, because I always assumed a certain comity between these sites.

Posted by: Dianna at November 29, 2011 11:54 PM (mKMj1)

Ace likes Perry, McCain likes Cain?. Ace did a little victory dance over Bachman's demise, McCain thinks that isn't a great idea, but then gives the fuzzy little guy props for the Weiner takedown and gives him credit for the retirement of Bwany Fwank.

Typical shit we conservatives always do. Two weeks from now they will be swapping Snickerdoodle recipes.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 29, 2011 07:11 PM (AM+sr)

388 Miss Tammy, I have a lot of joke sites on the web I like to visit.  Just trying to weird things up here a little bit! 


Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 07:12 PM (nAvCW)

389

So I read every post up to 11:53pm

 

 

wtf is going on here?*

 

 

*other than those Husker boobehs

 

Posted by: jake at November 29, 2011 07:12 PM (Sdl9x)

390 364 gushie, oh that's terrible about Grim's deployment

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 30, 2011 12:00 AM (s7mIC)

sadly it not only cant be helped, i expected it. when he told me the time he expected to be home i automatically tacked a month on just to be sure. I was just off by a few more weeks. Seeing as how things are going and what he does im kinda pleased dad and i called it so close to date. we have a pool (dad and i) going with when he will actually make it feet dry.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:13 PM (QNeKQ)

391 Michelle Bachmann thinks she is some goddang tea party Jesus with a million kids.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 29, 2011 07:13 PM (hlzwN)

392 You gonna order somethin', bub?!

Posted by: Fapplebee's Waitress at November 30, 2011 12:09 AM (VDM7X)


bwahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 07:13 PM (cpVoK)

393 I'll get the torches and pitchforks...

Yes, get the torches and pitchforks...we'll dispatch of them whilst topless and see how long they even remember they once preferred itty bitty titties.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:13 PM (SsG4J)

394 Miss Tammy: I love gingers. I had one in my misspent youth. I felt like I was playin' in the big leagues.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 07:13 PM (T7jQN)

395 Heads will be busted.

It's a beautiful thing! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 07:13 PM (UR5vq)

396 both have their charms...Posted by: gushie Can i join in? this realizing i'm about to be cost cutted in the buyout of my employer is working real wonders.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:14 PM (iaCev)

397 Y'all just hate on us cause we're perky and you're not. 

Posted by: Teh little boobehs at November 29, 2011 07:14 PM (cpVoK)

398 Nervous breakdowns are so last season. The new thing is complete personality collapse followed by catatonia.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 07:15 PM (aGogZ)

399 I still remember Miss Foltz, my high school typing teacher

peroxide, lotsa hair spray, puffy face, and bad B.O.   Probably still single.....

but she taught me how to TYPE, man. 

Posted by: Della Street at November 29, 2011 07:16 PM (UqKQV)

400 G, Primal screams and house demo? Dancing, of course. If I get my period, maybe get loaded, too. I don't really drink. Could be interesting. We should talk about menstruation! Men love it.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:16 PM (gvlTU)

401 398 344 Could some gentle soul explain to me what the heck is going on between Ace and Stacy McCain?
Break any news to me gently, because I always assumed a certain comity between these sites.
Posted by: Dianna at November 29, 2011 11:54 PM (mKMj1)

I'm not aware of anything going on between them. But remember that blogwars are part of McCain's 5 Rules For Getting a Million Hits A Month. Lesbians and boobehs make up the other four.

Posted by: Mtenloch at November 29, 2011 07:16 PM (HSePO)

402 397 shall we plan for mad hatters teaparty speak nothing but nonsense, and break all the dishes,

This, and you should have it at brillig.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 12:11 AM (SsG4J)

Frabjus! The mumble in the corner option always runs the risk of others wanting to run in and "help you." People flat out stay away from women breaking the crockery. Especially if they got weird haberdashery goin on!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:16 PM (QNeKQ)

403 "Catatonia" Yum, I love Eyetalian food.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 07:17 PM (T7jQN)

404 I felt like I was playin' in the big leagues.

Were I not on my very best behaviour, CMU VET, I'd ask ya how big her bosom was. But I also know sacred honor prevents you from sharing that info with us.

Also, I will allow you to live once we achieve World Domination.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:18 PM (SsG4J)

405 I am expanding! It is so much squishy to smell you. Campers are the best. I have anticipation, and then what? Better party in the middle for sure!

Posted by: The Orz at November 29, 2011 07:18 PM (vQfJ3)

406 Posted by: Fapplebee's Waitress at November 30, 2011 12:09 AM (VDM7X)

War, that is too funny
Actually my new spot is Texas Roadhouse
I will be going there in a couple of days

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:18 PM (s7mIC)

407 I love wiki. The entry on decepticons;

The Decepticons are usually depicted as the antagonists in the fictional universes of the Transformers stoyline and related comics and cartoons, and the enemies of the Autobots and the University of California Davis Aggies.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2011 07:18 PM (3aXbg)

408 Just trying to weird things up here a little bit

yeah, that's what this place has not, but should have indeed.......

Posted by: Della Street at November 29, 2011 07:18 PM (UqKQV)

409

Conservative Myths about 2008

Not sure I buy Medved's latest attempt at retconning the "retconning."

1) He claims that "the establishment split its support among Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson and Rudy Giuliani."  Yet, he presents absolutely no evidence to back up this assertion beyond McCain's being "cut off by major GOP donors" (which is, in itself, not necessarily an accurate picture of who "the establishment" prefers, and in many ways actually SUPPORTS view that Republican conservative stalwarts, as opposed to the establishment, were not supportive of McCain). 

2) He presents the fact that McCain ran ahead of Republicans running for Congress as evidence that McCain was actually pretty durn popular with conservatives.  This is sort of apples and oranges, since Republican candidates for the presidency generally tend to run better than GOP congressional candidates due to more Dems being willing to crossover at the presidential level than the congressional level, where ties with unions and other Dem vote-socialising mechanisms are stronger. 

In 1980, Reagan won 50.8% of the popular vote, but congressional GOP candidates only got 47.6%

In 1988, Bush got 53.4% of the votes cast, while congressional GOP canddiates got 45.3%

1992 and 1996 were skewed because of the Perot factor at the presidential level which had no comparable candidates at the congressional. 

The only GOP presidential candidate since 1980 for whom the congressional vote for GOP has even been close (i.e. within 2%) to the presidential vote was Bush II, both years.  Long story short, the fact that McCain ran ahead of congressional Republicans doesn't actually substantiate the point Medved is trying to make.

3) He relies upon exit polling data, which is well-known to be spurious.  However, if the 34% of voters identifying as conservatives is nevertheless reasonably accurate, then that's an underperformance versus the 40% of voters who yearly identify as "conservative" in annual polls of ideological affinity. 

4) Several of his arguments about individual losses by conservatives are either so ancient as to be irrelevant in the post-Reagan political landscape, or else leave out other relevant factors that play into the equation.

Does anyone really, credibly believe that Goldwater getting hammered by Johnson back in 1964, when America really was at the height of the "big government can do anything" mentality, and modern conservatism was actually a new phenomenon that was just being systematically postulated by people like Kirk, has any relevance to the political scene today?

Pointing to O'Donnell's loss in Delaware as an indicator of anything more than the fact that Delawareans are much more liberal than the country at large is ridiculous.

His point about Rand Paul and Mike Lee is somewhat silly.  Lee actually only underperformed vs. McCain by 0.6%, which seems to me to be more statistical than anything else.  Paul underperformed versus McCain by 1.7% - as a complete outsider against a reasonably popular, well-entrenched sitting statewide elected official.  These are supposed to be evidence that conservatism can't hack it?

And while Medved points to Ken Buck's loss in Colorado as evidence that people want moderates rather than conservatives, the actual fact of the matter is that Buck OUTperformed McCain by 1.7% in the state. 

In fact, there were quite a number of Senate races in 2010 where solid conservatives outperformed McCain's numbers in 2008:

South Carolina - DeMint (61.5%) vs. McCain (53.9%)

North Carolina - Burr (54.8%) vs. McCain (49.4%)

Pennsylvania - Toomey (51.0%) vs. McCain (44.2%)

Florida - Rubio (48.9%, in a three way race!) vs. McCain (48.1%)

Johnson - Johnson (51.9%) vs. McCain (42.3%)

New Hampshire - Ayotte (60.0%) vs. McCain (43.5%)

Shoot, even in Nevada, Angle outperformed McCain by 2%.

Sorry, Mike, but I'm not buying what you're selling.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at November 29, 2011 07:18 PM (S+ay7)

410 Guess what I would like to palm with one hand?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 11:54 PM (gvlTU)

 

 

pondered this but don't get it.

 

any helps here?

Posted by: jake at November 29, 2011 07:19 PM (Sdl9x)

411 Every once in a while I sit myself down with a box of Kleenex, whatever it is I'm drinking that night, chocolate or something else sweet, play some music, and have myself a Pity Party of one.  If I feel like it, and I usually do, I can cry till my eyes get big, red, swollen and puffy.  Then  I straighten everything up and go on. 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 07:19 PM (nAvCW)

412 Can i join in? this realizing i'm about to be cost cutted in the buyout of my employer is working real wonders.

Hi bebe, oh man that's too bad
Here's your big chance to escape LA

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:19 PM (s7mIC)

413 It is so much squishy to smell you.

If that were the name of a blog, I would go there and check it out.  I don't know how some of you peeps come up with this stuff.  I bow to your awesomeness . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 07:20 PM (cpVoK)

414 Miss Tammy: They were ample. And thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 29, 2011 07:20 PM (T7jQN)

415

People flat out stay away from women breaking the crockery. Especially if they got weird haberdashery goin on!

I'm just afraid that if I got started it'd be too fun to stop, or I'd feel horribly guilty for breaking things and probably imbed a glass splinter in my foot.  Either, or. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:20 PM (HxF5K)

416 #425: I stole it from an old video game.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:21 PM (vQfJ3)

417 Johnson - Johnson (51.9%) vs. McCain (42.3%)

wait, we have a State of Johnson?
don't tell the moronettes! 

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:21 PM (s7mIC)

418 Here's your big chance to escape LA Nope, inherited the house. Not leaving it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:22 PM (iaCev)

419 probably imbed a glass splinter in my foot. This is why we wear stompy boots.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:23 PM (iaCev)

420 Especially if they got weird haberdashery goin on!

Oh I got some cool weird haberdashery, should you need any. And some very nice haberdashery, as well.

Bebe's, girl, come have some fun with us, drown your sorrows.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:23 PM (SsG4J)

421 412 G, Primal screams and house demo? Dancing, of course. If I get my period, maybe get loaded, too. I don't really drink. Could be interesting.

We should talk about menstruation! Men love it.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 12:16 AM (gvlTU)

wow. yeah. dancing drinking tearing shit up... but... heavy drinking and Gushka is dangerous. Things ... happen. Clothes disappear. Fights happen. Rules get broken. Cops might get called. we would have stories tho. oh, THATS FOR SURE.

seriously there are people who asked Grim in abject horror "You let her drink?"

But it would definitely qualify as adding to the madness.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:23 PM (QNeKQ)

422 Nope, inherited the house. Not leaving it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:22 AM (iaCev)


okay - well, that is very noble of you

Good luck on the new job search, when does the layoff take place?

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:24 PM (s7mIC)

423

Nope, inherited the house. Not leaving it.

That certainly changes the picture.  Any other employment options on the horizon?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:24 PM (HxF5K)

424 Actually my new spot is Texas Roadhouse

Damn it.

Posted by: Chili's at November 29, 2011 07:24 PM (VDM7X)

425 heavy drinking and Gushka is dangerous. Things ... happen. Clothes disappear.

So that's how you met Grim! 

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:24 PM (s7mIC)

426

God knows I had a painful 4 day period ...

Posted by: Ben

Have you tried Midol?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2011 07:24 PM (mIucK)

427 Good night, Shrimp!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:25 PM (vQfJ3)

428 OMG.. not exactly the glasses I was thinking.. but now I will be stuck using them.

That is too cute...are they the Coke ones??

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:25 PM (SsG4J)

429 Wisconsin Johnson.......

Posted by: Della Street at November 29, 2011 07:25 PM (UqKQV)

430

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at November 30, 2011 12:24 AM (qjUnn)


ya know where you can score some awesome stuff, is at estate sales

I bought some gold-rimmed drinking glasses for like $5

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:26 PM (s7mIC)

431 Stacy McCain and Goldstein are both hilarious, insightful, and uncompromising. They are also demagogues.

I find on both sites - I notice it more on Goldstein's site since I'm old-school in the blogosphere - part of what they do to fill up the daily quota is to find something popular amongst the Right that is unpopular in the Left, and then snark mightily about how the Left cares so much about that silly thing. "Ceremonial Deism", back in 2002; "intelligent design" in 2009. Newdow then and Johnson now were such big sillies to care about these trifling matters! The Rightists who cared equally on the other side . . . as for them, Goldstein maintained a... polite silence.

This serves several purposes: the Rightist peanut-gallery guffaws mightily, the Left goes nuts, and the bloggers affect the air of being Above It All.

RS McCain additionally beats his chest a lot about Dixie. I have my own thoughts on the Lost Cause. They're not his thoughts, at least not such as he's shared with us. I'll just say that I don't think that "the South was right". McCain is smart and informed enough that I suspect he has read more of the true history than he is letting on. But he's got a blog to run.

Anyway. That's my beef with those two. I can't speak for Ace, obviously.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 29, 2011 07:26 PM (6GvAC)

432 Good night Shrimps!

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:26 PM (s7mIC)

433

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:23 AM (iaCev)

I begin to suspect that I'm the only stompybootless 'Ette on the whole blog.  My two youngest daughters are all about the stompy boots though.  They have no clue why I find that so amusing.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:26 PM (HxF5K)

434   Good evening, good people.  Gotta share this, I'm excited like a kid.

  This afternoon, hunting in a mess of alders, I shot my first deer with a handgun. No more than a 25 yard shot--in this grove, that's a long shot. One round, just under the ear, blew out one vertebra and she went right down.

   Freakin rush, that was.


 

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:27 PM (SAMxH)

435 This is why we wear stompy boots.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:23 AM (iaCev)

One reason among so many . . . but a pretty good one, bebe!  Sorry to hear about your impending employment annoyance.  Will you get UI?  Because if you have low housing costs and no other debt, it's very doable.  In fact, I still look back wistfully on my stint as an unemployed slacker.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 07:27 PM (cpVoK)

436 Wow, looks like upward of 300 LA police leaving Dodger Stadium for occupy LA right now. 

Every time I've tried to stay up and catch the action, nothing has happened. 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 07:27 PM (nAvCW)

437 But we miss you at Applebees Chemjeff

Posted by: Older gentleman wearing an ascot at November 29, 2011 07:28 PM (GULKT)

438 that is very noble of you Good luck on the new job search, when does the layoff take place? Noble? Its a nice place and if I stand in the right corner of the balcony i can still see the ocean. The layoffs thing isn't official. But the questions the peeps from the new head office were asking made it clear that department mgmt is toast. I give it 6 months max. I prefer to get out fast. It would be nice to start the new year with a better job.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:28 PM (iaCev)

439 Here's a video of what I was quoting, Peaches... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbVYXHnaBU

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:29 PM (vQfJ3)

440 okay, speaking of hunting
How young is "too young" to go hunting?
because I see pictures in the paper of kids displaying their trophy deer, and man, some of those kids are *young*
Can't be older than 8 or so
Is that too young?

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)

441

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at November 30, 2011 12:24 AM (qjUnn)

That's adorable.  You've got a good son.  And you're clearly a great mom for planning on using the glasses.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:29 PM (HxF5K)

442 426

People flat out stay away from women breaking the crockery. Especially if they got weird haberdashery goin on!

I'm just afraid that if I got started it'd be too fun to stop, or I'd feel horribly guilty for breaking things and probably imbed a glass splinter in my foot.  Either, or. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 30, 2011 12:20 AM (HxF5K)

theres a place in San Diego where you can go to do just this and pay to smash an entire set if you want. they encourage you to write stuff on the dishes to smash and the hwole thing then they take you to a safe place and rig you up in grear like goggles and special shoes and stuff and turn you loose!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:30 PM (QNeKQ)

443 Irongrampa, congratulations, nice shot!  

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 07:30 PM (nAvCW)

444 ""Palming with one hand again? Bers started a trend""



why yes I did. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 07:30 PM (FMbng)

445 Congrats, irongrampa! I like to eat 'em, but I kind of cringe over the details. I hope she died right away?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:31 PM (SsG4J)

446 Sorry to hear the news, bebe. Break a leg on the job hunt.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 07:31 PM (aGogZ)

447

Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2011 12:27 AM (SAMxH)

 

sweet,

Posted by: jake at November 29, 2011 07:31 PM (Sdl9x)

448

Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2011 12:27 AM (SAMxH)

Congrats on the deer.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:31 PM (HxF5K)

449

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:28 AM (iaCev)


Good for you, reading the writing on the wall!

Man I hope you find the position you are looking for

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:31 PM (s7mIC)

450

God knows I had a painful 4 day period ...

Posted by: Ben

Have you tried Midol?

Wow, I really teed that one up didn't I.

 

And I said good day sir.

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2011 07:32 PM (UvdzB)

451 @ 454--Some states allow 9 year olds, accompanied by an adult, of course. La, and i think Texas, if memory serves.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:32 PM (SAMxH)

452 2 am tomorrow night or the next? Originally I meant the next (bar time) but now I want to put on my red dress and break shit as soon as possible.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:32 PM (gvlTU)

453 Good night Shrimps, sweet dreams!

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:33 PM (s7mIC)

454 Night, JJS!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:33 PM (SsG4J)

455

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 12:30 AM (QNeKQ)

That's hilarious.  I wonder how many customers they get in an average week/month.  More than they used to a couple of years ago?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:33 PM (HxF5K)

456 She never knew what hit her, miss Tammy. That is exactly what I strive for, a quick kill.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:34 PM (SAMxH)

457 Can't be older than 8 or so
Is that too young?

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight

 

minimum age in Idaho is 10 for some and 12 for the rest,

Posted by: jake at November 29, 2011 07:34 PM (Sdl9x)

458 Country music's best kept secret:

Bill Joe Shaver

Posted by: SethPower at November 29, 2011 07:35 PM (e6MoS)

459 now I want to put on my red dress and break shit as soon as possible.

Are black dresses and big boobehs allowed at this here party??

Cuz I'ma break some muthaf*ckin dishes and beat my ample chest for Dixie.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:35 PM (SsG4J)

460 If irongrandpa blew out a cervical vertebral segment with a shot that entered under the eye, you may rest assured that it died VERY quickly.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 07:35 PM (1zwZo)

461 Any other employment options on the horizon? Really started looking hard core last week. Am worried about using headhunters because my boss is connected and it will probably get back to him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:36 PM (iaCev)

462 Make that Billy.

Posted by: SethPower at November 29, 2011 07:36 PM (e6MoS)

463 ok if you want to watch Spencer cover the LA OCCUPY raid heres the link

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:36 PM (QNeKQ)

464 Glad to hear it, IG and CC!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:37 PM (SsG4J)

465

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 12:36 AM (QNeKQ)

 

I stayed up way to late hoping for Portland hippies to disband

 

 

probably won't wait much for LA

Posted by: jake at November 29, 2011 07:39 PM (Sdl9x)

466 Am worried about using headhunters because my boss is connected and it will probably get back to him.

So what if it does?

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:39 PM (s7mIC)

467 Time to take my giant boner to bed.  See you retards in about 7 hours.

Posted by: Truman North at November 29, 2011 07:39 PM (I2LwF)

468 *ear* not eye. Either way, transecting the cord at a high level is equivalent to a full-on decapitation, and about as instantaneous as it gets. Not good for the trophy case, but less good meat wasted than with a heart shot.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 07:39 PM (1zwZo)

469 Will you get UI? Because if you have low housing costs and no other debt, it's very doable. I would have to wait for layoff, which would be nasty because i'm pretty sure the dick that has been playing make my life hell so i quit for 6 years is about to take over. This is the guy that told me i need to "train the external auditors about our business", cause then they will let us violate GAAP at will. Oh yeah, and i'm being investigated internally. For what you ask? Doing my job: enforcing credit controls.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:39 PM (iaCev)

470 Gushie, do you think the city's gonna blow?? Been about 20 years since Rodney King, right?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:39 PM (SsG4J)

471 I have stompy boots. I worked outdoors before becoming rich and famous.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:40 PM (gvlTU)

472 Can't be older than 8 or so
Is that too young?

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 30, 2011 12:29 AM (s7mIC)

My nephew shot his first at age 10 using my .22/410 over/under in MS.

Nice shooting irongrampa.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2011 07:40 PM (ENKCw)

473 man I really want to go on a road trip over Christmas break

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:40 PM (s7mIC)

474


Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2011 12:27 AM (SAMxH)


Well done!  Tenderloins for dinner?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2011 07:40 PM (chNW7)

475

25) Women should never allow a boyfriend to take naked pictures. If it's on film, you shouldn't be surprised if it goes public in one form or fashion after a break-up.

Should have been told this six years ago.

===============

Tell me about it.


Posted by: Dr. Laura "Beaver" Schlessinger at November 29, 2011 07:41 PM (ULADD)

476 Oh yeah, and i'm being investigated internally. For what you ask? Doing my job: enforcing credit controls.

Sounds like it's time to leave anyway, layoff or not.

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:41 PM (s7mIC)

477 But we miss you at Applebees Chemjeff Who am i going to discuss my colon polyps with?

Posted by: Fapplebee's waitress at November 29, 2011 07:41 PM (iaCev)

478 I have stompy boots, too. Two pair, actually, one for show and one for snake stompin'.

I may need a third pair for hippie stompin' if they don't get this OWS shit under control pretty soon. I am getting sick and damn tired of it.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:42 PM (SsG4J)

479 Break a leg on the job hunt. Thanks eman. Where you been? Long time no see.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:42 PM (iaCev)

480 471

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 12:30 AM (QNeKQ)

That's hilarious.  I wonder how many customers they get in an average week/month.  More than they used to a couple of years ago?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 30, 2011 12:33 AM (HxF5K)

the article i was reading said they were opening a second store!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:43 PM (QNeKQ)

481 Older than the hills, little boy, and still more woman than you will EVER be able to handle.

And I have no ability whatsoever to erase your posts, for God's sake! Now behave yourself!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:44 PM (SsG4J)

482

Am worried about using headhunters because my boss is connected and it will probably get back to him.

The whole "trying to find a new job without obviously volunteering to be layed-off " balancing act is rough. If it's not too nosy, would you rather keep this job if it's an option or do something different?  I guess what I'm asking is if there's any particular prayer you'd like or anything.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:44 PM (HxF5K)

483 @ 484 

   I hate tracking a deer that is mortally hit, they can lead you a hella chase.
 
   Don't think I've ever shot one over 45yds in my life. I've founf that if you can dump them like that, there is no adrenaline rush, and no taint to the meat.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:44 PM (SAMxH)

484 ""Are black dresses and big boobehs allowed at this here party??""


Constantly.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 07:44 PM (FMbng)

485 Why is George Bush attacking the peaceful protesters in El-ay?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 07:44 PM (aGogZ)

486 Good luck on your job hunt, bbd.

I got my own job hunt to go on...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 07:45 PM (UR5vq)

487 Miss T, that reminds me that I'm supposed to go marching through Georgia. Will y'all hurry up and start another war? I wanna show the New Union Army how it's done. I prefer a red dress. Do you know the lyrics to Hardknock Life?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:45 PM (gvlTU)

488 good luck to all the job hunters!
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff-wino is only half-shifted tonight at November 29, 2011 07:46 PM (s7mIC)

489 "Oh and learn to type. If I had known how much of my later life would be spent pecking at a keyboard, I would have skipped computer programming in high school and taken typing instead."

Why?  Learning programming develops analytical skills.  Typing is just ....typing.    It's not portable, while thinking/reasoning is.




Posted by: Mike Czech at November 29, 2011 07:46 PM (ULADD)

490 'Night, all!  Happy fapping, for those who do. 

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 07:46 PM (cpVoK)

491   Tenderloins made dinner, with mashed and a salad. God, I love those things, done medallion style.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:46 PM (SAMxH)

492
Occupy L.A. protesters were bracing for their imminent eviction from the City Hall lawn on Tuesday night.

Some activists placed trash and recycling bins to block the main entrance to the lawn, saying they saw the barrier as some level of protection against the expected eviction.




or to possibly stage an impromptu performance of Les Mis....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 29, 2011 07:46 PM (oBrVT)

493 Constantly.

Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2011 12:44 AM (FMbng)

Now, see, that's why we love you so much.

Posted by: MissTammy is coming perilously close to flirting with Berserker at November 29, 2011 07:47 PM (SsG4J)

494 #497: It's okay, Tammy; someone else is erasing his posts.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:47 PM (vQfJ3)

495

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:39 AM (iaCev)

Ah, hadn't seen this yet, guessing that going (somewhere nice preferably) is option number one.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:47 PM (HxF5K)

496 Night, Peaches!

I never fap,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 29, 2011 07:47 PM (UR5vq)

497 No, Peaches!!! Don't go!

Posted by: MissTammy wants Peaches to stay up later! at November 29, 2011 07:47 PM (SsG4J)

498 So what if it does? He'll make my life even more hellish, or contrive to let me go with cause and deny me UI?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:47 PM (iaCev)

499 486 Gushie, do you think the city's gonna blow?? Been about 20 years since Rodney King, right?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 12:39 AM (SsG4J)

no clue missT. i havent been in LA proper since the divorce. so i have no sense of whats up with that city. you know, i doubt most people in LA can tell either.

Peaches you got any idea?

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 07:48 PM (QNeKQ)

500 Good night, Peaches!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:48 PM (vQfJ3)

501 Sounds like it's time to leave anyway, layoff or not. Definitely!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:49 PM (iaCev)

502   
   Best part of all this is rubbing it in to a couple of guys who think that black powder handguns are toys.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:49 PM (SAMxH)

503 Sweet MissTammy . . .  sending you a hug.  Keep these boys in line tonight, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2011 07:49 PM (cpVoK)

504 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:42 AM (iaCev) Howdy. Took some time off to chill and have some fun. How are things? Did the LA Acepalooza thing in June go well? I wanted to go to it, but ran short on cash.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 07:49 PM (aGogZ)

505 Good luck to you, BBD!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:49 PM (vQfJ3)

506 Miss T, that reminds me that I'm supposed to go marching through Georgia. Will y'all hurry up and start another war? I wanna show the New Union Army how it's done.

I prefer a red dress. Do you know the lyrics to Hardknock Life?

Oh, hell, girl, I'll march with you...I'm so homesick I could cry. There are parts of Atlanta I will even help you burn, but kindly refrain from any such activity in Rabun County.

I can't wear red, alas.....bet you rock it, though! And I am not familiar with that song at all, who does it?

Posted by: MissTammy wants Peaches to stay up later! at November 29, 2011 07:50 PM (SsG4J)

507 I'm asking is if there's any particular prayer you'd like or anything. For Hellen Mirren to open up on the office with Ma Deuce, like in Reds. No seriously, prayers to find the dream job fast would be most appreciated. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:51 PM (iaCev)

508 Keep these boys in line tonight, eh?

I fear I egg them on, Peaches,and I have been called on it.

Sleep sweet, dear lady. I think of you often.

Posted by: MissTammy wants Peaches to stay up later! at November 29, 2011 07:51 PM (SsG4J)

509 'Night, all! Happy fapping, for those who do. Time for us all to head the chez de Peaches!

Posted by: The Fapping Ghosts at November 29, 2011 07:52 PM (iaCev)

510 Little Orphan Annie. Something about the Chrysler building.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:53 PM (gvlTU)

511 ""Now, see, that's why we love you so much.""



Just doing my part. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 07:53 PM (FMbng)

512 Oh, sure, I wander off and everyone wakes up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 07:53 PM (bxiXv)

513

Night all, got kid educating to do tomorrow.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at November 29, 2011 07:53 PM (HxF5K)

514
  Time for the old folk. 


   Goodnite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2011 07:54 PM (SAMxH)

515 Wow, looks like upward of 300 LA police leaving Dodger Stadium for occupy LA right now. 

Every time I've tried to stay up and catch the action, nothing has happened. 

Posted by: Theresa at November 30, 2011 12:27 AM (nAvCW)

 

OaklandSpencer is on the beat in LA:   

OakFoSho.com  or

livestream.com/globalrevolution

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 07:54 PM (4q5tP)

516 Did the LA Acepalooza thing in June go well? It went ok, but turnout was sparse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:54 PM (iaCev)

517 Night polliwog, night IronGrampa!! Sleep well.

Posted by: MissTammy wants Peaches to stay up later! at November 29, 2011 07:54 PM (SsG4J)

518 Nite Nite crasher outers. I lost track you all left at once.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 07:55 PM (iaCev)

519 Then I come back and they leave.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 07:56 PM (bxiXv)

520 Rorschach for VP?  Without a doubt.

Posted by: Aquaman at November 29, 2011 07:57 PM (E7i+5)

521 Hard to imagine Occupy L.A. going down for the count unless going down for the count means being fellated by their mayor and police chief.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 07:57 PM (gvlTU)

522 No-one cares for you a smidge, when you're in an orphanage! It's the hard-knock life!

I had to learn that song in second grade. I still remember a fair bit of it, but far from all.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 07:57 PM (vQfJ3)

523 Just doing my part

And you do it well, my friend.

Little Orphan Annie. Something about the Chrysler building.

I am clearly missing something here.

And these freaking hippies are going to make me lose what's left of my mind.

I mustn't let them spoil my mood. Where's Robert with our soundtrack tonight??? I may have to put on some BulletBoys or Roxx Gang.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 07:58 PM (SsG4J)

524 No-one cares for you a smidge,

Oh dear. Seems I should google these lyrics for sure....

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:01 PM (SsG4J)

525 Then I come back and they leave. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Did you bring the cookies? All this advertising about the dark side having cookies, and you always show up empty handed

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:01 PM (iaCev)

526 It's just a matter of time before you're banned, Hedlumd. People don't cotton to threats and stalkers around here.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:02 PM (vQfJ3)

527 Dammit, I pulled up spencer's "news" feed and its the fucking blair witch project camera work. No really, i want to throw up and enjoy dinner a second time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:03 PM (iaCev)

528 543 It's just a matter of time before you're banned, Hedlumd. People don't cotton to threats and stalkers around here.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 30, 2011 01:02 AM (vQfJ3)

indeed.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:03 PM (QNeKQ)

529 Thank you, GT!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:03 PM (SsG4J)

530 442 Wisconsin Johnson.......

Posted by: Della Street at November 30, 2011 12:25 AM (UqKQV)

========

WJ, Private Detective

WJ, Mountain Man

WJ, Porn Star

gotta be a theme in here somewhere ....

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:04 PM (ufJKx)

531 Gushie, I am gonna email you in a bit...gotta question

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:04 PM (SsG4J)

532 Miss Tammy does cause boob quakes though.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:04 PM (iaCev)

533 543 Dammit, I pulled up spencer's "news" feed and its the fucking blair witch project camera work. No really, i want to throw up and enjoy dinner a second time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 01:03 AM (iaCev)

beeb i dont watch. i just listen till it sounds like something cool is happening. then i just peek!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:04 PM (QNeKQ)

534 Wait a second -- Spencer's in LA?!?!? WTF?

Sorry, I've been elsewhere and just wandered in.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 08:05 PM (kaalw)

535 #543, the major reason I can't watch the livestream feeds, makes me crazy with all the jiggly movement.  If I go to the livestream I'll open it up in a new window and just listen, and try to follow it on Twitter.

Welp, I'm outa here, too.  Have a good night, all! 

Posted by: Theresa at November 29, 2011 08:05 PM (nAvCW)

536 i just listen till it sounds like something cool is happening. I had to turn the sound off, he's such an idiot douchebag!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:05 PM (iaCev)

537 email me now Miss T. dont wait. now im dying of suspense!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:06 PM (QNeKQ)

538 NIte T

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:06 PM (iaCev)

539

LA PD just rolled out to all but evict the hippies a day or two ago.  Ended up just clearing the streets for cars to pass.

Now they gotta mobilize and deploy in formation all over again.

Wasted manpower and costs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 08:07 PM (4q5tP)

540 It went ok, but turnout was sparse. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 12:54 AM (iaCev) Oh, I see. I hope you had fun anyway.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 08:07 PM (aGogZ)

541 I'm just glad we've got someone with authority to delete comments watching, Tammy. That guy disgusts me.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:07 PM (vQfJ3)

542 550 Wait a second -- Spencer's in LA?!?!? WTF?

Sorry, I've been elsewhere and just wandered in.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2011 01:05 AM (kaalw)

yup and full of himself and douchey as ever. poor beeb had to turn the sound off. hes so douchy hes funny to me. i know he makes some people blood boil but to me hes just silly.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:08 PM (QNeKQ)

543 ""Miss Tammy does cause boob quakes though.""



oooh gotta love a good girthquake. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:09 PM (FMbng)

544 Hey, Bebe, I did my part on that day we were all supposed to try and force the quakes, lol!

Gushie, no big deal, but I just did. And did you ever go to the Knitting Factory in LA?

Night, Theresa!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:09 PM (SsG4J)

545 I hope you had fun anyway. yeah fun was had. a little too much. i haven't had that much to drink in years, or been that hung over.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:09 PM (iaCev)

546 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malazy failure.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:09 PM (gvlTU)

547 Oh, you want my words, Hedlumd? Go fuck a pig, you pig-fucker. How's that?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:10 PM (vQfJ3)

548 On the GlobalRevolution feed/chat, watch for BillyRayValentine to make snarky comments.  If you have any, I'll pass them along to him.  I know him quite well ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 08:10 PM (4q5tP)

549 That guy disgusts me.

I am actually rather fond of him, but I see that it causes the cobloggers much work and am trying not to speak to him any more. Lost my resolve there a minute ago. I hate that he thinks I can do anything about his posts!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:11 PM (SsG4J)

550 Fireworks now going off in LA

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 08:12 PM (4q5tP)

551 Did you bring the cookies? All this advertising about the dark side having cookies, and you always show up empty handed Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 01:01 AM (iaCev) You want some cookies? This woman has your cookies. She is our new Cookie Coordinator here at Sithco.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 08:12 PM (bxiXv)

552 563 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malazy failure.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 01:09 AM (gvlTU)

====

Fuck the corporate media.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:12 PM (ufJKx)

553 IG, my late FIL had a replica black powder revolver that may become mine by default, will definitely have to try it out at some point, once I actually learn to use real firearms...wife's uncle is retired police chief and will get some proper training from him on both handguns and long guns in the near future.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 29, 2011 08:13 PM (1zwZo)

554 Whats with this shit about obama going to NYC to fund raise on the day of the tree lighting?  Like traffic wouldn't be insane enough. He just can't help being a slimy scumbag can he.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:13 PM (FMbng)

555 oooh gotta love a good girth quake. lol

I must say boobquake sounds more flattering than girthquake, Berserker!!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:14 PM (SsG4J)

556 567 Fireworks now going off in LA Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2011 01:12 AM (4q5tP) Sorry, sorry, somebody left the weapons locker at corporate HQ unlocked again. Won't happen again (at least not that ex-employed mofo won't do it).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 08:14 PM (bxiXv)

557 ""I must say boobquake sounds more flattering than girthquake, Berserker!!""


yeah hmm, my bad.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:15 PM (FMbng)

558 Please don't engage or reference the troll. It's the usual raykon.

Posted by: Mtenloch at November 29, 2011 08:15 PM (HSePO)

559 The cops could not act on the previous roll out because the mayor and the police chief gave OWS a three day heads up. People came in from elsewhere, Spencer for example, and their numbers soared. Give me a heads up if something goes down, please. I'm on my phone while the other puters are occupied. I'll have to switch to view live stream.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:16 PM (gvlTU)

560 Okay; sorry, Maetenloch. I'll ignore him from here on.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:16 PM (vQfJ3)

561 Fireworks now going off in LA All i see is a bunch of media standing around in an intersection, taking pics of each other.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:16 PM (iaCev)

562 yeah fun was had. a little too much. i haven't had that much to drink in years, or been that hung over. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 01:09 AM (iaCev) We all make our livers work for a living from time to time.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2011 08:17 PM (aGogZ)

563 570 Whats with this shit about obama going to NYC to fund raise on the day of the tree lighting?  Like traffic wouldn't be insane enough. He just can't help being a slimy scumbag can he.

Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2011 01:13 AM (FMbng)

Greta had Trump's angry tirade concerning this. wow! he was furious.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:17 PM (QNeKQ)

564 He just can't help being a slimy scumbag

Ah come on now, I know you can do better than that!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:18 PM (SsG4J)

565

yup and full of himself and douchey as ever. poor beeb had to turn the sound off. hes so douchy hes funny to me. i know he makes some people blood boil but to me hes just silly.

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 01:08 AM (QNeKQ)

Oh, crap! He could get knocked about a bit or teargassed in the Bay Area, but in LA he could wind up seriously dead. Not from the cops, mind you -- Rodney King is still around, so far as I know -- but Reginald Denny got messed up.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 08:18 PM (kaalw)

566
I like big boobeh I like small boobeh I like all boobeh but teh menz boobie....

Hey MissTammy did I hear you and Vika are going topless around there???


Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 08:19 PM (TwBPE)

567 #581: He can't help being... a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:19 PM (vQfJ3)

568 Used condom, Miss T?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:20 PM (gvlTU)

569 Hey MissTammy did I hear you and Vika are going topless around there??? ? Gush and I are always topless. They told us we couldnt post unless we were topless.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:21 PM (iaCev)

570 ""I like big boobeh I like small boobeh I like all boobe""


Yeah, fun in all sizes. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:23 PM (FMbng)

571

Oh, crap! He could get knocked about a bit or teargassed in the Bay Area, but in LA he could wind up seriously dead. Not from the cops, mind you -- Rodney King is still around, so far as I know -- but Reginald Denny got messed up.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2011 01:18 AM (kaalw)

yeah totally different environment and the cops are trained different. they are mean and the locals have a different culture.

i worry for him. LA is no place for douchy but well meaning hippies.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:23 PM (QNeKQ)

572 Hey MissTammy did I hear you and Vika are going topless around there???

I can't deny suggesting it, but I got no response, so I let it go. I'm flexible like that. Perhaps the torch and pitchforks were a bit intimidating.

He can't help being... a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Better, much better...but we all know Bers is capable of truly epic rants. He must be trying to behave himself as well. The new civil discourse and all, don't you know.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:23 PM (SsG4J)

573 I thought the rule was against wearing pants... Well, I'm not complaining! Just enjoying the visual.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:24 PM (vQfJ3)

574 ? Gush and I are always topless. They told us we couldnt post unless we were topless.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2011 01:21 AM (iaCev)

you mean everyone isn't topless here?

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:24 PM (QNeKQ)

575 ""Better, much better...but we all know Bers is capable of truly epic rants. He must be trying to behave himself as well""


I always try to behave. Its intense work you know. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:25 PM (FMbng)

576 Good evening.

I have consumed two delicious roast beef sammiches and what's this I hear about Miss Tammy and Vika going topless?

Awesome.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:25 PM (4ixH5)

577 Used condom, Miss T?

NOW we're talkin', vika! And it probably broke while being used at that, utterly worthless.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:25 PM (SsG4J)

578 My mixing valve went out and I ain't gonna get around to it until the weekend.  So for now, asses will be steamed.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:25 PM (ufJKx)

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:26 PM (4ixH5)

580 Gush and I are always topless. They told us we couldnt post unless we were topless. Posted by: bebe's boobs

Hey Bebe's,,, yeah that rule was put in after the great boobeh drought a few years back to insure there would never be another....

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 08:26 PM (TwBPE)

581 you mean everyone isn't topless here? Posted by: gushie Apparently not. Someone lied to us. Now why would they do that?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:27 PM (iaCev)

582

RE: HST. Peaches is right to recommend The Curse of Lono. I always LMAO and you would never walk passed the former King Kamehmeha Hotel again without itching.

You political junkies would like Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, 1972. In later stuff like Better Than Sex, the guy nailed the essence of Bill Clinton but like any leftie he liked to call conservatives Nazis etc. In a collection of his stories there is a great one contrasting Jean Claude Killy and OJ Simpson as flacks at the big Detroit Auto Show and also a trip to the Kentucky Derby.

BTW, he was pro Second Amendment even up to his last moment.

Saw him at lecture. Showed up shit-faced drunk. Audience member asked if he'd ever caught a  salmon.  "I don't catch salmon. I kill them."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 29, 2011 08:27 PM (c8WDg)

583 570 Whats with this shit about obama going to NYC to fund raise on the day of the tree lighting?  Like traffic wouldn't be insane enough. He just can't help being a slimy scumbag can he.

Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2011 01:13 AM (FMbng)

He's pissed that Jesus overshadows him, so he thinks fucking up the tree lighting will ruin the Christmas season.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 29, 2011 08:27 PM (AM+sr)

584 I'm wearing a pink lace bra and a gypsy skirt because I felt like it. I feel like all morons are dressed as plushies. I got it right! Didn't I?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:27 PM (gvlTU)

585 what's this I hear about Miss Tammy and Vika going topless?

Turns out I may be the only one who isn't topless. I save that for special occasions only. I stay pretty trussed up otherwise. Gotta keep 'em perky, don'tcha know.

Robert, we need some serious gott damned hippie stompin' music, STAT!

And tell Berserker to stop behaving himself, he is lowering the tone of the joint....

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:28 PM (SsG4J)

586 LA is no place for douchy but well meaning hippies.

Yeah, we don't do "well-meaning" here.

Posted by: Guy Beating His Head Against a Lightpole on Van Ness at November 29, 2011 08:30 PM (VDM7X)

587 ""And tell Berserker to stop behaving himself, he is lowering the tone of the joint....""


Maybe I need to drink more. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:30 PM (FMbng)

588 I can't deny suggesting it, but I got no response, so I let it go. I'm flexible like that. Perhaps the torch and pitchforks were a bit intimidating. MissTammy


Yes MissT, pitchforks are intimidating,,, next time try stompy boots, whips and handcuffs...and maybe candles...Morons jump at that stuff...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 08:31 PM (TwBPE)

589 So for now, asses will be steamed.

  jc, if it's all the same to you I think I'll pass....

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:31 PM (SsG4J)

590 I feel like all morons are dressed as plushies. I got it right! Didn't I?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 01:27 AM (gvlTU)

well (to be truthful) usually im either in barn clothes or naked. I am afraid i dont dress as a plushy. for fetishwear im more inclined to tightlacing leather, and ballet boots.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:31 PM (QNeKQ)

591 Bers, you're all single sentences. Busy working on something?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:31 PM (gvlTU)

592

i worry for him. LA is no place for douchy but well meaning hippies.

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 01:23 AM (QNeKQ)

I try to avoid places up here, but pretty much shrug and slog through them if I need to be on the other side. There's places I WILL NOT GO in LA, and I grew up around there.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 08:32 PM (kaalw)

593 Robert, we need some serious gott damned hippie stompin' music, STAT!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:28 AM (SsG4J)

At work, alas!  No YouTubin' from me.

:sadface:

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:32 PM (4ixH5)

594 #603: Perky is good! I like perky.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:32 PM (vQfJ3)

595 Maybe I need to drink more. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2011 01:30 AM (FMbng)

Drink beer, whip it out...this thread isn't filthy enough.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:33 PM (4ixH5)

596 Yeah, we don't do "well-meaning" here.

Posted by: Guy Beating His Head Against a Lightpole on Van Ness at November 30, 2011 01:30 AM (VDM7X)

dont i know! i used to live very briefly off Fountain and Van Ness. I think i may have seen you there.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:34 PM (QNeKQ)

597 I like perky.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 30, 2011 01:32 AM (vQfJ3)

Boobies what smile!

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:34 PM (4ixH5)

598 #608: Speaking of enjoying the visual... wow!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:34 PM (vQfJ3)

599 613. Plushie circle jerk. Knew it.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:35 PM (gvlTU)

600 607 So for now, asses will be steamed.

  jc, if it's all the same to you I think I'll pass....

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:31 AM (SsG4J)

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That's the thing, passing here until the weekend will include a rather odd sensation emanating from an unexpected reservoir of excess heat.

No one here is going to get to pass about the passing unless they want to replace the damn valve themselves.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:36 PM (ufJKx)

601 ""Bers, you're all single sentences. Busy working on something?""


I'm always fucking with something. Right now I'm looking through a box of guitar pickups.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:36 PM (FMbng)

602 I'm wearing a pink lace bra and a gypsy skirt because I felt like it.

Navy blue satin bra, oversized Chipper Jones jersey, high thigh cut dark blue undies, no pants. I am a true Moron, I never wear pants, ever, til I leave the house.

I have no idea what a plushie is and am scared to google it. Not a fetish person, but I do love corsets. Also love candles, but probably not the way beaner means it, and I DO know about that, I'll have you know!!

Berserker has to take a shot next time someone says.......?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:36 PM (SsG4J)

603 597 Quoting my iFriend, pomme frites in American pubs to become more authentic. Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 01:26 AM (4ixH5) You know, my people don't eat companion and service animals. "Multiculturalism" means that any dumbass custom is valid. Which is self-evidently not true.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 29, 2011 08:36 PM (bxiXv)

604 Good morning, and good evening to those of us in these here time zones where the sun sets later, evenin` my neighbor down the road, Genetic Tunder.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they`re ridin` shetland ponies) at November 29, 2011 08:37 PM (ibOBh)

605 Right now I'm looking through a box of guitar pickups.

Oooh, whatcha working on??

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:39 PM (SsG4J)

606

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 30, 2011 01:36 AM (bxiXv)

I'd eat a horse.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:39 PM (4ixH5)

607 Hi!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:39 PM (vQfJ3)

608 All this talk of 'Ettes in various stages of undress is liable to make my nose bleed.

The sexiness...oh dear!

[Blood pressure skyrockets]

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:41 PM (4ixH5)

609 I only wear panties when the man comes around. He really likes them. I love pointing out fetishes to you, Miss T. Remember crushing? Good times.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:41 PM (gvlTU)

610 602 I'm wearing a pink lace bra and a gypsy skirt because I felt like it.

I feel like all morons are dressed as plushies. I got it right! Didn't I?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 01:27 AM (gvlTU)

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I'm a couple of layers from being dressed like Ralphie's little brother.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:41 PM (ufJKx)

611 I'm of the opinion that if it eats plants and walks on four legs, it's edible.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:41 PM (vQfJ3)

612 I dunno if this hippy stompin' music, but it is foot stompin' music

Posted by: Ashley Judd's perky tits at November 29, 2011 08:42 PM (ENKCw)

613 #626: They're all driving me nuts with the beautiful visuals!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:42 PM (vQfJ3)

614

I'd eat a horse.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 01:39 AM (4ixH5)

i have eaten horse. at its best it tastes like a cross between elk and the most delicious steak ever. At its worst its horribly gamey and tough as an old boot. but most of them are race horses that didnt run fast enough, if you think beef is full of weird stuff they aint got nothin on what we casually pump into racehorses!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:42 PM (QNeKQ)

615

I'm a couple of layers from being dressed like Ralphie's little brother.

Posted by: jc at November 30, 2011 01:41 AM (ufJKx)

You can't put your arms down?

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:43 PM (4ixH5)

616 ""Berserker has to take a shot next time someone says.......?""

Funny you should say that. I have been eying up the last 2 shots i have in this bottle of 100 year old Grand Marnier I picked up in the kayman islands. I really fucked up not buying 2 bottles instead of 1. The bottle was $60, but around here its like $120 from what I hear. Its 1000 times better than regular grand marnier. I have been milking the sucker for 2 years.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:43 PM (FMbng)

617 633

I'm a couple of layers from being dressed like Ralphie's little brother.

Posted by: jc at November 30, 2011 01:41 AM (ufJKx)

You can't put your arms down?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

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nope and I got the lying motionless defense pretty much down to an art form.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:44 PM (ufJKx)

618 Also love candles, but probably not the way beaner means it, and I DO know about that, I'll have you know!! MissTammy


Probably not MissT,, being a frilly southern honey (read not a lot kinky). your short ties to Kali are improving your sexual database however...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 08:44 PM (TwBPE)

619 Remember crushing?

OMG, that was sick. Just awful, I swear to God, I do not know what is wrong with people.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:45 PM (SsG4J)

620

i have eaten horse. at its best it tastes like a cross between elk and the most delicious steak ever. At its worst its horribly gamey and tough as an old boot. but most of them are race horses that didnt run fast enough, if you think beef is full of weird stuff they aint got nothin on what we casually pump into racehorses!

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 01:42 AM (QNeKQ)

I've never eaten elk.  I'd eat an elk.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:45 PM (4ixH5)

621 ""All this talk of 'Ettes in various stages of undress is liable to make my nose bleed.""

Dude, there shouldn't BE any blood left in that part of your body for your nose bleed. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:45 PM (FMbng)

622 Oooh is LAPD FINALLY about to kick dirty hippy ass?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:45 PM (iaCev)

623 Or if you had rather, I can offer a Hippo stomp.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's perky tits at November 29, 2011 08:46 PM (ENKCw)

624

I'm a couple of layers from being dressed like Ralphie's little brother.

Posted by: jc at November 30, 2011 01:41 AM (ufJKx)

i love that movie! " he lay there like a slug. it was his only defense."

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:46 PM (QNeKQ)

625 Oh great.  Commander Smith of LAPD is going over the gameplan with the hippies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 08:46 PM (4q5tP)

626

nope and I got the lying motionless defense pretty much down to an art form.

Posted by: jc at November 30, 2011 01:44 AM (ufJKx)

I put on my leather jacket and coon skin cap.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:47 PM (4ixH5)

627 Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:45 AM (SsG4J)

What's crushing?





Dude, there shouldn't BE any blood left in that part of your body for your nose bleed. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2011 01:45 AM (FMbng)

I am a man of great volume.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:48 PM (4ixH5)

628 We used to have a horse slaughterhouse down the street. My grandfather ate them in the military. My other grandfather was a butcher and refused to sell horsemeat. He considered its quality to be pet food grade. I know of wildlife centers that take dead horse donations because they can't purchase. As a kid, I went behind the scenes at a zoo that used to feed horsemeat. I love my horsie friends. Can't eat them but can imagine eating a mule in a Mule Hill situation. Gushie, what do you do with the expired animals? My only experience was with a haul away service.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:50 PM (gvlTU)

629 I'm of the opinion that if it eats plants and walks on four legs, it's edible.

Hey!

Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at November 29, 2011 08:51 PM (VDM7X)

630 I never thought I'd ever get a chance to say something like "Thank you, Ashley Judd's perky tits" but well, thank you, AJPT!

Bers, the company I used to work for was incorporated in the Cayman Islands. I never got to go, but people used to bring all kinds of  things  back. I got some really nice perfume form my bosses.

Probably not MissT

No, no, I really do, bean! People like to have the hot wax dripped on them. I used to live in the gay section of Long Beach, so I do know some kinky things.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:51 PM (SsG4J)

631 Finally, I can recall a Bron-Y-Aur Stomp.
 
But I'm very unclear on what a Bron-Y-Aur is.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's perky tits at November 29, 2011 08:52 PM (ENKCw)

632 ""People like to have the hot wax dripped on them.""



On what??

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 08:52 PM (FMbng)

633 Ok i give up. LAPD is NEVER going to pound those dirty hippies. Nite nite everyone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 29, 2011 08:53 PM (iaCev)

634 And you do NOT want to know what crushing is, it made me queasy and shaky. I don't understand that kind of cruelty, it's very upsetting to me,

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:53 PM (SsG4J)

635 I used to live in the gay section of Long Beach, so I do know some kinky things.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:51 AM (SsG4J)

Anything to do with hamsters?

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:54 PM (4ixH5)

636 On what??

You know, I never thought to ask. Good question!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:55 PM (SsG4J)

637 LA even has hippies living in the park's trees!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 08:55 PM (4q5tP)

638 #650: You can probably get a good idea by googling "Jessica Biel Powder Blue".

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 08:55 PM (vQfJ3)

639 And you do NOT want to know what crushing is, it made me queasy and shaky. I don't understand that kind of cruelty, it's very upsetting to me,

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:53 AM (SsG4J)

Sounds bad, but quickly, is it more palatable or less palatable than goatse.cx?

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:55 PM (4ixH5)

640 653 I used to live in the gay section of Long Beach, so I do know some kinky things.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:51 AM (SsG4J)

Anything to do with hamsters?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 01:54 AM (4ixH5)

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not any more.  all the hamsters have to work when the windmills are off.  that is the only reason richard gere doesn't like the obumblefuck's energy plan.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 08:56 PM (ufJKx)

641 On what??

You know, I never thought to ask. Good question!


Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:55 AM (SsG4J)

I've got a few ideas.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 08:56 PM (4ixH5)

642 I used to live in a gay town, too. That's why I know about the cruelty sports.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:57 PM (gvlTU)

643
Gushie, what do you do with the expired animals? My only experience was with a haul away service.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 01:50 AM (gvlTU)

i skin them, salt the hide, then ship it to a friend to tan. that way i can keep them part of them forever since they are a little bigger than is easily cremated.

the rest goes to a haul away service. 180$ pisses me off i dont have the ducats to make a boarders ancient nag go away even if i just shoot him myself. i really wanna spend it on Xmas gifts instead.

yeah. my mom finding my old jennies hide curing in my garage was epic mass mom hysteria. She flipped

dad was proud that we skinned her ourselves.

heh.

Grim just sent me a new knife with a curved blade that should be awesome for skinning in the future. i love him so!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:57 PM (QNeKQ)

644 649: IIRC, it's a cottage in Wales. Robert Plant's family stayed there when he was a kid.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at November 29, 2011 08:57 PM (gdlLS)

645 Checked Urban Dictionary on this "crushing" business.

"The act of uncomfortably fitting a large amount of vertically inclined people (midgets) into a small vehicle and directing towards a wall at a high velocity."

Yeah, I guess that could be kind of cruel, but I don't understand how people get off on it....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 29, 2011 08:59 PM (VDM7X)

646 Nipples, taint.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 08:59 PM (gvlTU)

647

Sounds bad, but quickly, is it more palatable or less palatable than goatse.cx?

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

less. its killing cute little baby things.

goats have a chance

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 08:59 PM (QNeKQ)

648 Was doing some `splaining today about the difference between over yonder and way over yonder. If i`m in Denver and Boulder is over yonder, then Cheyenne is way over yonder. But, if B is over yonder and C is up the road a piece, then way over yonder is Montana or up the road a fur piece. It`s all relative to how far over yonder is.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they`re ridin` shetland ponies) at November 29, 2011 08:59 PM (ibOBh)

649 Yes it is much worse than goat sx. Much much. They hurt things and I don't want to talk about it any more. (Not saying you shouldn't, just that I can't!)

Hamsters not so much, but let me tell you, some people can fit amazing things up inside, you'd be astonished.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 08:59 PM (SsG4J)

650 ""You can probably get a good idea by googling "Jessica Biel Powder Blue".""



Holy shit!!! naked Biel boobehs.


Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:00 PM (FMbng)

651 But I'm very unclear on what a Bron-Y-Aur is.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's perky tits at November 30, 2011 01:52 AM (ENKCw)

Ooh! Ooh! I know one!

Bron-Y-Aur is the name of Robert Plant's country cottage. It's out in west bumfuck -- Wales or something -- far, far, far, far away from London.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 09:00 PM (kaalw)

652
Yeah, I guess that could be kind of cruel, but I don't understand how people get off on it....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 30, 2011 01:59 AM (VDM7X)

no thats not what it is and dont talk about it or miss T and i will throw up. And with me that takes alot

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:00 PM (QNeKQ)

653 OWS Philly is being dismantled?

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:01 PM (gvlTU)

654 less. its killing cute little baby things. goats have a chance Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 01:59 AM (QNeKQ) Okay, I thought it might have something to do with grossly obese women. I also get the impression no one here has seen goatse.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:01 PM (4ixH5)

655 660 I used to live in a gay town, too. That's why I know about the cruelty sports.
Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 01:57 AM (gvlTU)
 
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the missus and I have a knack for finding gay stuff by accident.  One day we went for a walk a few blocks from our house and ended walking past a bunch of people lining up beside the street.  couldn't figger it out.  finally one of looked behind us and about 2 blocks back was the gay pride parade.  we were kinda honorary pre-grand marshalls by default.  we laughed about that for weeks.


Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 09:01 PM (ufJKx)

656 Can't hang to see the LA hippies evicted.  Won't happen for at least another hour.  Spencer now intervieing other hippies and the nonsensical gibbersh spew makes my head hurt.  "Nite

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2011 09:02 PM (4q5tP)

657 rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they`re ridin` shetland ponies)

Oh heck yea...... it could also be clean over there.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:03 PM (SsG4J)

658 Well, that was all the stomping I could find, except rap.
 
Not a bad effort though, with GFR, Steppenwolf, and Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's perky tits at November 29, 2011 09:03 PM (ENKCw)

659 Shit. Bers got the triple with actress tits.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:03 PM (gvlTU)

660 Happy to help, Berserker!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:04 PM (vQfJ3)

661 Aw hell, forgot that one, it wasn`t brought up in the conversation MissTammy.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they`re ridin` shetland ponies) at November 29, 2011 09:05 PM (ibOBh)

662 Hamsters not so much, but let me tell you, some people can fit amazing things up inside, you'd be astonished.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 01:59 AM (SsG4J)

I believe you.  I've seen the Danish veggie porn.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:05 PM (4ixH5)

663 Good night, Count!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:05 PM (vQfJ3)

664 You know, I never thought to ask. Good question!


Ok MissTams,, I'll let you in on it. Not that I have experienced it don't cha know... usually it's dripped from varying distance to control the heat of the splashed wax and started away from those most sensitive areas moving inward to stimulate the area without touching it...Seems to be fun in the tied up sex, and with the Japanese...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 09:06 PM (TwBPE)

665 ""Shit. Bers got the triple with actress tits.""


Shit I didn't even notice. 666 and Biel boobehs, yup thats some biblical shit right there.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:07 PM (FMbng)

666 Bers got the triple with actress tits.

But can he palm them with one hand??

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:07 PM (SsG4J)

667 So talkin' with the saucy little Kansas City chick that I wanna nail and I've come into a new theory...

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon because Lennon was newly zombified and he was going to go on a brain munching zombie infecting spree in his apartment building.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:07 PM (4ixH5)

668 Ashley was supposed to score me a 666.....bad socking, Ash.
 
She does have a couple to her credit already though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2011 09:09 PM (ENKCw)

669 Oh, by the way, RightlySouthern and any other Denver-area Morons... Jessica Biel was born and raised in Boulder.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:09 PM (vQfJ3)

670 683 So talkin' with the saucy little Kansas City chick that I wanna nail and I've come into a new theory...

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon because Lennon was newly zombified and he was going to go on a brain munching zombie infecting spree in his apartment building.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 02:07 AM (4ixH5)

======

been keeping it to myself for many days -- the walking colostomy bag that has been bothering folks around here seriously gives me the MDChap vibe.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 09:09 PM (ufJKx)

671

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 02:06 AM (TwBPE)

\m/

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:09 PM (4ixH5)

672 It was Hell on Earth in there.  I jammed a carrot between my teeth and Marine-crawled my way out of the fire zone, and a few chipmunks and a squirrel managed to get out with me.  I was lucky, only broke my arm.  Spunky never made it.  I can't talk about this anymore.

Posted by: Cute Little Bunny Survivor of the Great Crushing of '11 at November 29, 2011 09:10 PM (VDM7X)

673 stimulate the area without touching it.

I just don't see how hot wax would be all that stimulating, but I do understand that that is where the fetishy stuff comes in. It's all very interesting. You wonder what happens to people that they find hot wax arousing.

 The tying up part is a little more understandable, but I should probably shut up now.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:11 PM (SsG4J)

674 the walking colostomy bag that has been bothering folks around here

Posted by: jc at November 30, 2011 02:09 AM (ufJKx)

Uh...which one?

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:11 PM (4ixH5)

675 Tebow!

Posted by: The Boy Who Shouted 'Tebow!' ePbub at November 29, 2011 09:12 PM (vQfJ3)

676 ""But can he palm them with one hand??""


Fucking eh right I can. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:12 PM (FMbng)

677 The tying up part is a little more understandable, but I should probably shut up now.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:11 AM (SsG4J)

No, please continue.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:12 PM (4ixH5)

678 Posted by: Cute Little Bunny Survivor of the Great Crushing of '11 at November 30, 2011 02:10 AM (VDM7X)

Can we get back on more pleasant subjects, like the intersection of capsaicin and useless hippies?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 09:12 PM (kaalw)

679 Well, ps3 has finished updating so back to bf3. Goodnight all, have a good one.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys, they`re ridin` shetland ponies) at November 29, 2011 09:13 PM (ibOBh)

680 Doh, I can't believe I misspelled ePub!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:13 PM (vQfJ3)

681 Good night, RS!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:14 PM (vQfJ3)

682 night, rightly!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:14 PM (SsG4J)

683 Wikidingdong wants me to read a personal appeal from an author of 549 articles that looks like a pinko commie what needs to get out more.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:17 PM (4ixH5)

684 Now peppers would be a good fetish. Love the burn. Candles are for pussies. Literally.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:17 PM (gvlTU)

685 nighty rightly!

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:17 PM (QNeKQ)

686 Fucking eh right I can. lol

Have you got big hands, Bers?

No, please continue.

Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 02:12 AM (4ixH5)

No, it'll get too raunchy probably, but I would dearly love to take a poll amongst the 'ettes about something.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:17 PM (SsG4J)

687 i saw what you did there.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:18 PM (QNeKQ)

688 Accidentally, no less!

Those damned idiots are in treehouses now, Thor has the local news on.

I should confess, though, that I do love tree houses.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:20 PM (SsG4J)

689 I have big hands and small feet. Women don't know what to think of me.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:20 PM (vQfJ3)

690 Begin polling. You can run it during the nervous breakdown and beyond.

Posted by: vika lulz at November 29, 2011 09:20 PM (gvlTU)

691

No, it'll get too raunchy probably, but I would dearly love to take a poll amongst the 'ettes about something.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:17 AM (SsG4J)
=====
go ahead, we'll talk amongst ourselves

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 09:21 PM (ufJKx)

692 I'm almost finished with my 6 page double spaced paper I started a 8. Yeah for procrastination!

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 29, 2011 09:21 PM (hlzwN)

693 Begin polling. You can run it during the nervous breakdown and beyond.

Tell me again when the breakdown period is? Has it started?

And I do not want to offend the morons, but of course they don't actually have to admit to anything, right? Because to each their own.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:23 PM (SsG4J)

694

No, it'll get too raunchy probably, but I would dearly love to take a poll amongst the 'ettes about something.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

Whatever the question is, I'm thinking that "tentacles" is the answer.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 09:24 PM (kaalw)

695 ''Have you got big hands, Bers?''


Somewhat yeah, pretty much.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:25 PM (FMbng)

696 Candles are for pussies. Literally.
Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 02:17 AM (gvlTU)

Just so long as we're left out of all this.

Posted by: Small Animals at November 29, 2011 09:25 PM (VDM7X)

697

No, it'll get too raunchy probably, but I would dearly love to take a poll amongst the 'ettes about something.


Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

Poll?  The number of 'Ettes who want to have their way with me?  Yes, I'm somewhat curious about that as well.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:26 PM (4ixH5)

698 No, sorry, O Great Philosopher, this is a tying up thing.

It'd be kind of tricky with all your waving around bits, come to think of it.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:26 PM (SsG4J)

699 Those damned idiots are in treehouses now,


Ok I throw out a free one for the poor fleabaggers since none were privleged to serve their country... worst possible defensive area is a TREE HOUSE...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 09:27 PM (TwBPE)

Posted by: Robert praises the Onion at November 29, 2011 09:27 PM (4ixH5)

701 Somewhat yeah, pretty much.

I figured.....great guitar players usually do.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:27 PM (SsG4J)

702
Ok I throw out a free one for the poor fleabaggers since none were privleged to serve their country... worst possible defensive area is a TREE HOUSE...

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 02:27 AM (TwBPE)

they have no clue. seriously. they wouldnt even get it if you explained to them WHY.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:29 PM (QNeKQ)

703 The number of 'Ettes who want to have their way with me?  Yes, I'm somewhat curious about that as well.

Oh, no need for a poll, Robert, that's unanimous, we all do. You are everyone of you eminently hittable.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:30 PM (SsG4J)

704 You cannot tell that I am holding it together while waiting for tomorrow night's emotional meltdown/demolition derby!?! Actually, I'm half asleep and I got a three minute call from the man.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:30 PM (gvlTU)

705 No, sorry, O Great Philosopher, this is a tying up thing.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:26 AM (SsG4J)

I'm down with getting tied up.

Best thing I ever read and something I absolutely intend to try (soon as I find a willing victim).

Tie woman's hand and feet to four corners of bed.  Take long feather.  Rub feather over her for long stretch of time just avoiding the major erogenous zones.  Then, once she's begging for relief, give it a lick to see if she, uh...explodes with delight.

I read that somewhere.  Sounds like a good idea to me.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:30 PM (4ixH5)

706 714 No, sorry, O Great Philosopher, this is a tying up thing.

It'd be kind of tricky with all your waving around bits, come to think of it.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:26 AM (SsG4J)

OK, now I'm really sure that "tentacles" is the right answer.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 09:31 PM (kaalw)

707 #716: Nice! Good find, Robert!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:31 PM (vQfJ3)

708 ""I figured.....great guitar players usually do""

I don't have really long fingers though, thats the funny part. What I have noticed is the ring finger on my left hand is a wee bit longer than the ring finger of my right hand. Probably from all the stretching on the fingerboard.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:31 PM (FMbng)

709 worst possible defensive area is a TREE HOUSE...

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 02:27 AM (TwBPE)

No, no, it's perfect.  No we just get the gasoline and torches.

Posted by: Robert at November 29, 2011 09:32 PM (4ixH5)

710 You cannot tell that I am holding it together while waiting for tomorrow night's emotional meltdown/demolition derby!?!

No. I really can't. Your strength, Gushka's strength, is truly humbling. Y'all are really the backbone of this country. The boys get lots of props and love, as well they should, but the women behind them....shit, I am teary eyed now. God bless y'all.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:33 PM (SsG4J)

711 Oh, no need for a poll, Robert, that's unanimous, we all do. You are everyone of you eminently hittable.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:30 AM (SsG4J)

Damn, I love this place.

Posted by: Robert is on Cloud 9 at November 29, 2011 09:33 PM (4ixH5)

712 720 You cannot tell that I am holding it together while waiting for tomorrow night's emotional meltdown/demolition derby!?! Actually, I'm half asleep and I got a three minute call from the man.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 02:30 AM (gvlTU)

W00T! 

i am still waiting tho i was to to expect a call i know sometimes i doesnt work out, in which case im screwed. but sometimes i get it in the 1:30-5am timeframe.

his schedule keeps changing. but i have a truly horrifying alarm set for when he comes online, nevermind the Noisy Obnoxious Klaxon thing that happens when he buzzes for my attention...

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:34 PM (QNeKQ)

713 they have no clue. seriously. they wouldnt even get it if you explained to them WHY


Yes Gushie,,, even throwing gas on the tree and holding a lit match wouldn't make a dent in their noggings..Sorry to hear Grims arrival has been delayed..sux

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 09:34 PM (TwBPE)

714 #727: It sure is a great place!

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at November 29, 2011 09:34 PM (vQfJ3)

715 .shit, I am teary eyed now. God bless y'all.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:33 AM (SsG4J)

muah! i love you Miss T. But im not strong. Im crazy. In a cool way maybe. But trust me i dont do this because i am stong. Just nuts and I'm too stubborn to quit.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:37 PM (QNeKQ)

716 Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2011 02:31 AM (FMbng)

That is kind of funny....David has huge hands; he can, pardon the pun, palm both my hands in his, like completely cover both my hands with one of his. I'll have to compare his ring fingers.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:37 PM (SsG4J)

717 Night, GT!

Gushie, you are strong and awesome and angelic, all in one. And wicked creative, too, and beautiful and petite and brunette and I should hate you, lol!!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:39 PM (SsG4J)

718 Weird internet hugs for Miss T. :0) Watching vaginas explode on TV. Trying to imagine my vagina never exploding. It's better to have dogs than ungrateful vagina exploding aliens. I mean, who wants tears from hole to hole? Was that your poll, T? Put me in the NO, FUCK NO! category.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:42 PM (gvlTU)

719


No, no, it's perfect.  No we just get the gasoline and torches.


We think to much alike to not be brothers... so I'm joining yourself, Robert and Richard if he hasn't disowned you yet...as your distant relative,,  not sure the distance..


Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 09:42 PM (TwBPE)

720 ""That is kind of funny....David has huge hands; he can, pardon the pun, palm both my hands in his, like completely cover both my hands with one of his. I'll have to compare his ring fingers.""


yeah I can do that. Pretty much hold both of a chicks hands in one of mine. My hands are wide and are basically all muscle from years of guitar and working with my hands. Its a pain sometimes if I have to get my hands in somewhere to work on something, like a car or harley,  they just don't fit in half the places I try to stick them. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:44 PM (FMbng)

721 "Too stubborn to quit!" Damn, if that ain't a fine toast. Burn 'em out of the trees and we'll catch them with pitchforks.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:45 PM (gvlTU)

722 Sorry to hear Grims arrival has been delayed..sux

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 02:34 AM (TwBPE)

happens. I expected it. HAppened alot to dad when he was flying in that way 30 (?) years ago. Worse for him than me. Grew up watching this shit happen to mom. ALL. THE. TIME. I am waiting in a nice place with friends like you. I am so so so sad for Grim. Hes stuck in the rockpile with his roomates and his job (which he purely loves) and his pointy haired bosses (whom he purely hates) and the locals (About whom he has no idea what to think) i have to say Vika has the worst of it here. her wait is waay longer.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:45 PM (QNeKQ)

723 717 Somewhat yeah, pretty much.

I figured.....great guitar players usually do.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:27 AM (SsG4J)

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not necessarily req'd.  bass players - nope not req'd for them either


Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 09:50 PM (ufJKx)

724   they just don't fit in half the places I try to stick them. lol


Kinda weird B'er you ended up working on small instruments though most finish carpenters/Cabinet makers I know have big hands..really helps in feeling the wood, and gives you a little extra when you saw some off...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 09:52 PM (TwBPE)

725 @ 736, yea, if anything gets stuck in little places around here, it's my little rat hands that have to go in and fetch it out. I have small hands for my size. I wear a size 3 1/2 ring, even though I'm 5 ' 8.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:53 PM (SsG4J)

726 Ana Vidovic has really skinny fingers, but long, she is one wicked classical player. I was at one of her master classes and she literally held her hand out to me so I can see her fingers. They were so thin. That seems to be an advantage in classical, they don't trip over each other.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:55 PM (FMbng)

727 There are five hours every day when death and serious injury notifications do not happen. Deaths and injuries still happen but no one is gonna knock on your door. Even the worst case of anticipatory grief can chill the fuck out then. Think about positive things like that and you're golden. Ooh, not gold! Poor choice. You're shiny! Let's go watch Firefly. Kaylee is my hero.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:55 PM (gvlTU)

728 HAppened alot to dad when he was flying in that way 30

Hurry up and wait never changes...the military invented it and will never give it up..not even to the occutards...


Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 09:57 PM (TwBPE)

729 beautiful and petite and brunette and I should hate you, lol!!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 02:39 AM (SsG4J) 

Im gobsmacked at your kindness.

before it faded to grey my hair was dark gingerbread auburn with red gold tips. never a proper brunette. SIgh. now its all colors including white.Its never been a proper color at all! Just brownish. I am the color of dirt trees and stone. Not peaches and cream like you, or roses like most pretty women.

beauty is in eye of beholder. my Central Asian clients would agree with you so i wont fight, but the usual american aesthetic says i am no beauty, merely striking looking.

i am far from angelic. Grimmy and mom (as well as the ex) would tell you i have a mean streak that betrays my khazar blood... its just well trained and reined in, and i can put on good manners.

And i can be well and  truly selfish. Most artists are.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 09:58 PM (QNeKQ)

730 ""Kinda weird B'er you ended up working on small instruments though most finish carpenters/Cabinet makers I know have big hands..really helps in feeling the wood, and gives you a little extra when you saw some off...""


yeah tell me about it. I have trouble getting my hand through the sound hole of a classical guitar. they are smaller than the sound hole of a steel string guitar, but still. Violins are easy, you take the top off and its wide open. Classical guitars are tough.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 09:58 PM (FMbng)

731 yea, easier with finger picking, the skinniness, but its hsrd to get your hsnds around the dang neck. And color me jealous, that must hsve been awesome! jc, definitely not required, my daddy had very small hands!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 09:58 PM (SsG4J)

732 3 1/2!?! I'm 5'9" and I think I wear an 8 on my piano playing fingers.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 09:59 PM (gvlTU)

733 Okay, I have an official girl crush on Gushie! Poll.....well, I feel bad now, I ought not to be asking you sexy stuff while your men are gone, but....would you think it was kinda weak if your man wanted to be tied up?? That was the most surprising thing to me when I was asking all the questions in the gay store...how many men wanted to be tied up. I mean straight guys!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 10:04 PM (SsG4J)

734 OMG Spencer just called himself a walking one man PBS. he was serious too. Oh this is why i listen the absurd is killing. Have i mentioned in the last 10 minutes how glad i am that i dont live in that damn city?

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 10:06 PM (QNeKQ)

735 750  Have i mentioned in the last 10 minutes how glad i am that i dont live in that damn city?

Posted by: gushie at November 30, 2011 03:06 AM (QNeKQ)

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the fullashitness there is truly stunning.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 10:10 PM (ufJKx)

736 OK they say the cops are coming 11 busses full of LAPD are headed top the camp
here's spencer's link
lets see if this finally actually happens

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 10:11 PM (QNeKQ)

737 yep, 3 1/2 and I can't reach a full octave, either! You and I are amazons. I think we need our own Tshirts....the ONT Mean girls have their own...we need Large breasted Amazonian T shirts, or something. Large breasted Amazons With Pitchforks? LBAWPS? Not very sexy. You can think of a much better name.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 10:12 PM (SsG4J)

738 30 buses filled with police officers headed for the occupy crowd in L.A.?  Hundreds say they're willing to be arrested.  This might take a while.  KTLA 5 has streaming video online.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 10:13 PM (3S10h)

739 Good question. I am a bit of a weakness meter. I would never suck on a yoga fan for instance. The only way to get me to tie you up without thinking you're a pussy is to teasingly threaten to tie me up. I do like to tease and threaten and punish. Go get your handcuffs, Mr. Former Riot Cop. We're going to occupy your Wall Street.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:14 PM (gvlTU)

740 for LA locals Fox 11 is showing the cops muster around the camp now.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 10:14 PM (QNeKQ)

741 Cool. LA going down now.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 29, 2011 10:16 PM (1rflU)

742 Man, the cops came from every direction and the eviction notice is being executed.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 10:18 PM (3S10h)

743 11 busses full of LAPD are headed top the camp


Well it's going to take more now that their up in the trees.. If I was mayor I'd bring in the loggers...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 10:20 PM (TwBPE)

744 ""how many men wanted to be tied up. I mean straight guys!""

Not this one, never...not ever. For it is written, by some headbanger in Valhalla-

Not in a box
not with a fox
not in a house
not with a mouse
you can not tie them here or there
you can not tie them anywhere

I do not like tied legs and hands
fuck you, fuck you bitch, now scram.

lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 10:21 PM (FMbng)

745 I hate these effing pukes. Hate. I am a hater. Think of all the good they could be doing somewhere, but they devote themselves to this crap.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 10:21 PM (SsG4J)

746 Oh btw that wasn't directed at any 'ette. Just generally speaking.

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 10:23 PM (FMbng)

747 i admit i am not particularly turned on by a man who could be described as a bottom. or an ....(ick! shudder)...submissive.

Posted by: gushie at November 29, 2011 10:24 PM (QNeKQ)

748 Poll.....well, I feel bad now, I ought not to be asking you sexy stuff while your men are gone, but....would you think it was kinda weak if your man wanted to be tied up??

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 03:04 AM (SsG4J)

Well, as a straight guy......there might have been a time when I thought it might be sexy to be tied up.....but that was a while ago. I've put my heart in a satin-lined box and had it used as a foot-cushion, and that gets old really fast. While I still love everything about women as a class and my partner of over two decades specifically, I can't "let myself go" with such abandon.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 10:24 PM (kaalw)

749 Cannot get live feeds to work for long. Pfft.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:24 PM (gvlTU)

750 I suppose another way of saying what I just said was -- it can be sexy to talk about being tied up if you're too stupid to know what the consequences might be. If you (god forbid) have seen consequences, then you're just being a dumbass.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 10:27 PM (kaalw)

751 761 I hate these effing pukes. Hate. I am a hater.

Think of all the good they could be doing somewhere, but they devote themselves to this crap.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 03:21 AM (SsG4J)

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I recommend a great use for them.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 10:27 PM (ufJKx)

752 Berserkwr, I am dying laughing, and Thor does NOT need to know why!!!! we all seem to be on the same page with the tying up thing. Cuz I gotta say, I think it is waaayyyy weak. I'd be put off by that. Now, I kind of like to be overpowered myself, in the sense that I love, love to feel that manly strength, but I don't know what I'd do if some man wanted me to tie him jp, or smack him. Cuz people pay for that, too, you know. Seriously.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

753 vika ut sig...

On the sidebar rd posted a link to Breitbart.teevee

Posted by: sickinmass at November 29, 2011 10:29 PM (1rflU)

754 The last "ten minute" warning has been issued.  They either leave peacefully or the arrests will begin.  Tent City is being dismantled.  Up to 1,000 cops in riot gear on hand.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 10:30 PM (3S10h)

755 KTLA has a "peaceful" article on their site from hours ago. WTF is going on with the smoke blowing narrative? The politicians, cops and media are doing it. Now, I'm a hater, too.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:31 PM (gvlTU)

756 ""Berserkwr, I am dying laughing, and Thor does NOT need to know why!!!!""



Well vitka said I was only typing 1 liners, so I stepped on the loud pedal a little.

there is a slightly grosser ending to that, but there are ladies present. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 10:32 PM (FMbng)

757 Thanks, sick! Usually too blind to read the sidebar (besides it reminds me of jury duty - yech).

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:33 PM (gvlTU)

758 MIC Check.

7 minutes!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 29, 2011 10:35 PM (1rflU)

759 This whole Occupy LA thing is somewhat amusing. I used to commute in to Encino from Newbury Park. One Monday, coming down into the Valley, I noticed that it was five lanes instead of four. That's the way stuff happens in LA.

When the Northridge quake took out a section of the Santa Monica Freeway, it was repaired 74 days early for a $14M bonus. Things run on different time scales in SoCal and NorCal.

I'm wondering if there will be any sign of OWS:LA tomorrow at 8 am.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 10:37 PM (kaalw)

760 MIC Check!

This is better than being tied up. Watching these waterheads getting hog-tied in 5,4,3,2.....

Posted by: sickinmass at November 29, 2011 10:37 PM (1rflU)

761 Breitbart does not work on my devices. I will catch the highlight reel on Verum.

Posted by: vika fuck it at November 29, 2011 10:38 PM (gvlTU)

762 Oh, cthulu and vika, talking about it is fun, I am forever, forEVER telling Thor I am gonna kick his butt.....he will take my crap for so long and then he'll just smirk and do something like grab both arms with one hand, or pin me to the wall with one leg and I have to admit, it makes me all weak kneed and fluttery.. Men are yummy, that's all I know.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

763 The Occutards did an end zone dance Monday morning after Mayor Tony nicely asked them to leave.

He's an old lefty agitator, but I don't imagine he took the insults to his manhood well

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 10:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

764 Men are yummy, that's all I know.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 30, 2011 03:39 AM (SsG4J)

Eh, whatever.....but women are endlessly fascinating -- with spirit, so much the better.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 10:42 PM (kaalw)

765 I said it before but I like grinding. Full weight on me is good. Grind me into the floor for 30 seconds and I'm a happy space cadet. I left out something really graphic. :0P

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:45 PM (gvlTU)

766 These dipshit occutards really have an inflated opinion of their importance to the world, don't they?

Welcome to the Juicebox Generation, folks

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 10:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

767 24 hr cable news stations are not 24 hrs. Meh. That's right. I checked the TV old school style. Didn't go to their sites. I used the clicker.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:48 PM (gvlTU)

768 782 These dipshit occutards really have an inflated opinion of their importance to the world, don't they?

Welcome to the Juicebox Generation, folks

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2011 03:48 AM (Y+DPZ)

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protesting meets play dates.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 10:49 PM (ufJKx)

769 781 I said it before but I like grinding. Full weight on me is good. Grind me into the floor for 30 seconds and I'm a happy space cadet. I left out something really graphic. :0P

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 03:45 AM (gvlTU)

Lovely to look at; delightful to grind.....

-- Somehow, that doesn't sound as pleasant as the associated mental images.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2011 10:50 PM (kaalw)

770 The Occutard on the Livestream who's commentating the OWS LA says he and his other "citizen journalists" quit their jobs to do this

Imagine the celebrations in the offices of their old employers when they found that out

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 10:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

771 I left out something really graphic. :0P

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 30, 2011 03:45 AM (gvlTU)

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why would you want to go and do something like that?

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 10:51 PM (ufJKx)

772 Occutard Reporter yammering about how all sorts of ethnic groups being arrested, how does that make him feel.

Oh, and "say goodbye to your re-election"

Mayor Tony is termed out next year, try doing better than the MBM in fact checking there, Jimmy Olsen

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 10:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

773 I can tell that they haven't brought in the LASD deputies yet. No ambulances for hippies with busted ribs and head wounds

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 10:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

774 It's been my experience, bearslayer, that women don't like that verb (athough a staple in porn) and I respect most of the 'ettes. Giving up on the feed.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 10:55 PM (gvlTU)

775 KTLA is reporting just one arrest thus far.  The LAPD is asking "do you want to be arrested?" and those that say "yes" will be arrested.
I'm wondering where all the union goons are?  

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 10:56 PM (3S10h)

776 791   The LAPD is asking "do you want to be arrested?" and those that say "yes" will be arrested.
Posted by: Dell at November 30, 2011 03:56 AM (3S10h)
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it is their best hope to deal with their lice.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 11:01 PM (ufJKx)

777 Don't worry on my acct, I am not easily offended by words! But I really oughtta go before this gets much worse...we need an 'ettes only place, or at least one that's password protected. Who is in chzage of tomorrow night's poll question?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 11:02 PM (SsG4J)

778 Hmmm, LASD is there.

Could get interesting

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 11:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

779 I left out something really graphic. :0P Posted by: vika


Ok I'm going to excuse you Morons left here for not asking "for PICS" just 'cause the hippy head banging potential has spaced your minds...but don't let it happen again.... and Vika Pics or it didn't happen...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 11:03 PM (TwBPE)

780 No LA County yet, huh, kb? Pity, that. I love the smell of hippie blood in the morning.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

781 SD buses rolling in to taxi those arrested to a booking center.  Unless they get violent, they'll walk away with a citation to appear in court.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 11:07 PM (3S10h)

782 Gross, bean! The pix are in a distant war torn land. May be online by now. Go check. Okay, we'll make it 'ettes only tomorrow. I have the vulgar question.

Posted by: vika ut sig at November 29, 2011 11:08 PM (gvlTU)

783 797 SD buses rolling in to taxi those arrested to a booking center.  Unless they get violent, they'll walk away with a citation to appear in court.
Posted by: Dell at November 30, 2011 04:07 AM

Probably a smaller fine than an expired registration

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 11:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

784 ""Okay, we'll make it 'ettes only tomorrow. I have the vulgar question.""


That ought to be good. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 11:11 PM (FMbng)

785 Roger that, vika. Anything else I can do to help with the breakdown?

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 11:14 PM (SsG4J)

786 The occutards got their asses totally overwhelmed and when they moved in, the cops actually surprised them.  One minute there were just a few cops, the next minute there were hundreds.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 11:15 PM (3S10h)

787 Occupy Oakland's junior Jimmy Olsen is really full of himself

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2011 11:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

788 yes and we may just need the real ending to that poem, Bers! I assume we haven't offended any of the guys, right? I know I am beyond tacky, but y'all ARE Morons, after all. Don't hesitate to tell me I've gone too far, though, you wont hurt my feelings.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 11:22 PM (SsG4J)

789 803 Occupy Oakland's junior Jimmy Olsen is really full of himself

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2011 04:17 AM (Y+DPZ)

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then by algebra we have a very elegant proof that he is shit. QED


Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 11:23 PM (ufJKx)

790 Out of it. Strategy meeting tomorrow. Have fun!

Posted by: vika ut zzz at November 29, 2011 11:24 PM (gvlTU)

791 G'night Vika, sweet dreams.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 11:25 PM (ufJKx)

792 ""Don't hesitate to tell me I've gone too far, though, you wont hurt my feelings.""

For this place? you showing up in a leather bikini with a pygmy servant wouldn't shock anybody. lol

Posted by: Berserker at November 29, 2011 11:28 PM (FMbng)

793 nite vika, I reckon I am out, too.....y'all be safe, and sleep good.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 29, 2011 11:29 PM (SsG4J)

794 The park in L.A. is now "closed indefinitely" for an assessment.  No one will be allowed back in to the park until after the assessment and whatever needs to be done.  That should be good for a month or two.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 11:32 PM (3S10h)

795 810 The park in L.A. is now "closed indefinitely" for an assessment.  No one will be allowed back in to the park until after the assessment and whatever needs to be done.  That should be good for a month or two.

Posted by: Dell at November 30, 2011 04:32 AM (3S10h)

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it should reopen with public stocks and they should be put to good use.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 11:35 PM (ufJKx)

796 It's 0 dark 30 here in the east....and nothing exciting happening, so I bid y'all a good night.

Posted by: Dell at November 29, 2011 11:36 PM (3S10h)

797 For this place? you showing up in a leather bikini with a pygmy servant


you got that right B'er...  no worries on offending this crowd of missfits MissTammy...bring it on...

and what's with all this standing around crap,, get in there and bust some knoggins coppers...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 11:41 PM (TwBPE)

798 it should reopen with public stocks and they should be put to good use.

good idea JC,, and the taxpayers can get some revenge chucking rotten veggies at the stocked fleabaggers...

Posted by: beanervt at November 29, 2011 11:45 PM (TwBPE)

799 PW is reporting something interesting about gunrunner.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2011 11:48 PM (ufJKx)

800 opps bomb squad just went right thru the welcoming tent oh noze,,, this tard reporter is stooopid.....




Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:05 AM (TwBPE)

801 now tard girl is trying to figure the number of coppers moving in all militaristicly 

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:09 AM (TwBPE)

802 stoopid tard girl ask's stoopider tard why the bomb squad moved in,,

he said show of force... you ignorant slut it's to protect the cops going in from anarchist bombs...

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:17 AM (TwBPE)

803 and another tards' take on the bomb squad.. in case someone against the *bowel* movement plants one so wee occutard get the blame..

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:20 AM (TwBPE)

804 The coppers are bringing in the "bat cat" to get the treetards down...it's a cherry picker kinda thing the bomb squad uses..

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:21 AM (TwBPE)

805 ops it was the wellness tent they trashed not the welcome tent... poor tard girl is still upset about it...how could those aggressive officers do such a thing..

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:32 AM (TwBPE)

806 occutard girl just told some guy "occupy is my boyfriend" go away...

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 12:42 AM (TwBPE)

807 tard girl is proud of mark a tree dweller for the last two days who was just arrested...

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Posted by: nanonu at November 30, 2011 01:03 AM (SxJoL)

809 How come all the guys in occupyla sound ghey?

Posted by: mike at November 30, 2011 01:37 AM (p8B53)

810 How come all the guys in occupyla sound ghey?


If it quacks like a duck it's probably a duck.. and I think Rum use to say all guys in LA were teh gey...

Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2011 01:45 AM (TwBPE)

811 Faster please with the magic cars that check their own oil. 

Posted by: SarahW at November 30, 2011 04:33 AM (OoFwu)

812

"Oh and learn to type. If I had known how much of my later life would be spent pecking at a keyboard, I would have skipped computer programming in high school and taken typing instead."

Well, now you can use voice recognition software and not type.

But if you learn to type, do it on the Dvorak layout, not QWERTY (it's designed to slow the typist down so the mechanical keys don't jam). It's embedded in both Windows and MAC OS's so it's available regardless of OS.

Sometimes when I'm bored I go into the Apple store and change Safari so it uses the Dvork layout. Then I watch the confused looks on the customers and salespeople's faces.

 

 

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