November 29, 2013

Overnight Open Thread -- 11/29/13
— Open Blogger

My deepest apologies for the tardiness of this thread. With the holidays and some family issues in recent days, it had completely slipped my mind. So, lets start out with a fair approximation of what I feel like right about now.

As a bartender, I get to see quite a few bar tricks. Unfortunately, I can never remember them. But, in the event you have a better memory than I do -- and who doesn't -- here's a few you might want to use on your friends.



Of course, working in bars means you have to spend a great deal of time dealing with drunks. It's a lot like dealing with children, actually. Only, when they pass out in your bar, you have to kick them out of the place. When they pass out in your home, however, you can have a bit of fun with them. Drunk-shaming, they call it. And, since you do it with drunks in your home, why not do it with the children as well?


Of course, the fun with children in your household doesn't have to stop there. Sometimes, the best time to get them is when they least expect it: First thing in the morning, when they're groggy and incoherent. Here's a fun little prank that's sure to delight the whole family at their expense.


Well, that's all I got for tonight's ONT. Please accept my deepest apologies for the delay. I hope you guys -- and Ace and the cobs -- can find it within yourselves to forgive me.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:43 PM | Comments (263)
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1 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (5WPtk)

2 foist?

Posted by: Dakine at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (yNWma)

3 fnord

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (V4CBV)

4 Zomg first?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (KuZ6A)

5 Also, close the fridge door, you're letting the cold air out.

Posted by: Ben at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (5WPtk)

6 Dammit.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 29, 2013 06:46 PM (KuZ6A)

7 I am sorry, guys. I got caught up in my own shit and completely forgot what day it was.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 06:47 PM (m0h0I)

8 DDR, Did your niece fess up to the damage?

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 06:47 PM (doBIb)

9 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 06:48 PM (T1005)

10 DDR to the rescue!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 06:48 PM (DmNpO)

11 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 06:48 PM (Ua6T/)

12 Finally!

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 06:49 PM (X/4E9)

13 >>> I am sorry, guys Don't apologize. You saved us from the Stay Puft marshmallow monster.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 06:49 PM (Ua6T/)

14 The orange juice.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 29, 2013 06:50 PM (MhA4j)

15 *sniff sniff* Seems clean. That's unusual.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

16 Maet, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:50 PM (AO9UG)

17 Howdy! Thanks and good night!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 29, 2013 06:50 PM (zDsvJ)

18 That orange juice thing was just so wrong. So very wrong. Reminds me of the time my mother filled a Pepsi bottle half full of coffee and put it in the fridge for my aunt (who hated coffee and would steal any Pepsi left in the fridge).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (xa1/W)

19 The orange juice thing is evil. Cur approves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (pQXbd)

20 Orange Juice.

That is so horrendously disgusting that I will have to try it immediately.

The one problem is that Mac and Cheese with the day-glo orange cheese powder is strangely delicious! I would be missing out on a delightful culinary experience.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (oJ5Fd)

21 @ EC -- Yeah, she fessed up, apologized, and has been extremely scarce ever since. At the moment, I'm struggling to figure out if I'm going to be able to make my trip to New Orleans, or if I'm going to have to stay behind and figure out a way to get the damage fixed instead.

Everything's kind of jumble for me right now.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 06:51 PM (m0h0I)

22 Finally!


4040care.gov is a month late and $600 million in the hole so by comparison, the ONT is a roaring success.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2013 06:52 PM (pwyhn)

23
    Nice save, DDR.   Now it's time for the old folk.



      Goodnite, good people.     Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2013 06:52 PM (SAMxH)

24 21 @ EC -- Yeah, she fessed up, apologized, and has been extremely scarce ever since. Is she writing you a check? That's the least she could do. And good for her for admitting so.

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (doBIb)

25 Good night IG.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (xa1/W)

26 And that's a Canadian refrigerator!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (ZyZIo)

27 Also, close the fridge door, you're letting the cold air out.


How powerful is that thing anyway? It could explain the absence of measurable global warming.

Posted by: Michael "Piltdown" Mann at November 29, 2013 06:53 PM (pwyhn)

28 19yr old spends a year learning the ins and outs of the Bethesda Creation Kit and makes a killer mod for Skyrim.  And Bungie hired him.
http://tinyurl.com/nwn8su4

And the truly crass have to take a dump on him with 'you really didn't do anything.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (Qd/25)

29 The last prank I pulled was my senior year in college. Baseball regional playoffs. Lights out was supposed to be at 1030. It's midnight and the other pitcher in the room and I were bored. So we decide to fuck with my good buddy, who happens to be the Student Assistant for the team. And his room is only 4 doors down. We wait until it's completely quiet, fill one the trashcans in the room 3/4 full with water. I sneak down..gingerly lean the bucket up against his door, knock and then HAUL ASS back to our room.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

30 16 Maet, thanks for the ONT. Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 11:50 PM (AO9UG) Hahahaha!

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (doBIb)

31 A new record a midnight ONT!. Well, close enough.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (0FSuD)

32 I am sorry, guys. I got caught up in my own shit and completely forgot what day it was. You actually made the deadline. Would you like $800 million?

Posted by: The White House at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (FcR7P)

33 >>>Seems clean. That's unusual. Give it a minute. Now hold my beer and watch this! >>>Maet, thanks for the ONT. I laughed out loud.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 06:54 PM (eQJwb)

34 >>> Maet, thanks for the ONT. They never called me by my name, either.

Posted by: David Allen Coe at November 29, 2013 06:56 PM (Ua6T/)

35 22 Finally!


4040care.gov is a month late and $600 million in the hole so by comparison, the ONT is a roaring success.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2013 11:52 PM (pwyhn)



That would be two months late, and $600 of "official" expenses. You could bet your bippy that the dollars are spinning at warp 7 to try to put the egg on Obama's face back into its shell.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 06:56 PM (T1005)

36 4040care.gov is a month late and $600 million in the hole so by comparison, the ONT is a roaring success. *** Let's not forget the $4B spent on the state sites.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 06:56 PM (DmNpO)

37 30 16 Maet, thanks for the ONT. Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 11:50 PM (AO9UG) Hahahaha! Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 11:54 PM (doBIb) That will teach me. I blame post puffy face syndrome.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 06:56 PM (AO9UG)

38

Pretty sure the words 'Do Not Refrigerate' are right there on that NesQuick bottle.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 06:57 PM (l4en8)

39 >>> I blame post puffy face syndrome.

Posted by: David Allen Coe at November 29, 2013 06:59 PM (Ua6T/)

40 NesQuick is the Chris Angel of Chocolate Drinks.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 07:00 PM (jucos)

41

Here everyone share in my overwhelming hate.

 

On Monday night my older sister texted me while at work.  My younger sister's husband moved out on her.  He's been cheating on her for a few months with a girl from work.  She's known for a few months, and was hoping that things would work out.  They have 2 kids together.  I could write pages of the stupid shit he has done in the time we have known him, especially recently, like wrecking her car just a few ago (while probably high), after he had let the insurance drop on it, and lying that it wasn't actually his fault that the insurance payments weren't made.  This worthless bottom feeding dicklicker is damn lucky I have no desire to see the inside of a jail cell, unlike his mudsucking ass has seen.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2013 07:01 PM (LI48c)

42 40 NesQuick is the Chris Angel of Chocolate Drinks. [/i Ovaltine is the Dane Cook of cocoa drinks.

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:02 PM (doBIb)

43 Here's a good prank i pulled on siblings when we were kids. At midnite, i changed everyone's clocks and alarms to 0500, normal wakeup time. It was funnyas hell as everyone of them sweared they hadjjst closed theid eyes. They all gotddessed and went to an empty kitchen. They dealized there tney'd been bamboozled, givin the ol'oki-doke. Funny as hell.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 29, 2013 07:02 PM (Tz35j)

44 Y'know, friends, I started to read a long post about, then a linked article by, those folks who seeth in darkness, about or by whom I would not normally read, or care. and I end up thinking, "Ain't nobody got time fer this!" But I'm grumpy. Broke a tooth, passed out (man-card rendered), smashed some toes on the way down, and worst of all had no pie today. Hope your day was better.

Posted by: mindful webworker - crack a toe ah at November 29, 2013 07:02 PM (Ynbgq)

45 AMF Go Duke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (0FSuD)

46

NesQuick is the Chris Angel of Chocolate Drinks.

 

 

But Strawberry Quick is pure ambrosia.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (l4en8)

47 Whew!

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (doBIb)

48 Sorry about that buzzion. That sux.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 29, 2013 07:03 PM (Tz35j)

49 Tang is the Paul Anka of Orange Flavoured Powdered Drinks.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 07:04 PM (jucos)

50 This worthless bottom feeding dicklicker is damn lucky I have no desire to see the inside of a jail cell, unlike his mudsucking ass has seen.

Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2013 12:01 AM (LI48c)




Now if Younger Sister will realize she's better off without him...only problem is the 2 kids, means she has to put  up with his shit for a little while longer yet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:04 PM (xa1/W)

51 Buzzion, it's a good thing he's out. She really doesn't want his worthless ass back does she?

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (doBIb)

52 Good evening, Horde. Dave and I spent a lovely evening with Conservative Crank, his lovely bride, and her brother. Crabcakes and conversation. Unfortunately, the restaurant was chilly and I am freezing my butt off even now in my flannel sheets. Winter is dumb. I need to knit more warm stuff.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (N/cFh)

53 Posted by: mindful webworker - crack a toe ah at November 30, 2013 12:02 AM (Ynbgq)



Cracked/broken teeth sux ballz.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:05 PM (xa1/W)

54 Winter is dumb. I need to knit more warm stuff.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 12:05 AM (N/cFh)




damn right winter is dumb. I hate being cold.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:06 PM (xa1/W)

55 Dinner for Schmucks coming on MTV now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (DmNpO)

56 One of my best pranks on a cowerker was this. Bought an led light like the ones We had in our new phones. Wired it to a RC car remote. Then when he left the room we would call. His phone so he would hear it ring but not close enough to answer. Then flash the LED to show he had a message. Never a message and it drovE him nuts till we broke out laughing.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (vCVhg)

57 Happy Black Friday everyone. Hope all had a fantastic Thanksgiving. The QDP quorum had ours at the El Torito Buffet in Lakewood. Nuthin' better than enchiladas, rice, beans and pumpkin flan for T-day.

In the meantime, the orange juice trick is cute... but I daren't with my own family. They might retaliate with the "Mountain Dew" switcheroo. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (T/XcG)

58 I once pranked my "Sleep loving" girlfriend by calling her at 0700 and telling her it was 0930.  She had a test at the University at 1000.  Needless to say she got up in a rush and get ready to go until she realized it was only 0715.  She married me and got me back. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 07:07 PM (jucos)

59 52 Good evening, Horde. Dave and I spent a lovely evening with Conservative Crank, his lovely bride, and her brother. Crabcakes and conversation. Unfortunately, the restaurant was chilly and I am freezing my butt off even now in my flannel sheets.

Winter is dumb. I need to knit more warm stuff.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 12:05 AM (N/cFh)



Wow! Is he really as intelligent and sophisticated as everyone says -- and is his bride completely drop-dead gorgeous and a ready wit, as reputed?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 07:08 PM (T1005)

60  @ 41 [buzzion] -- Yikes, man!

Sounds like your family holidays are going even worse than mine. I know your sister has to be having one hell of a tough time right now. I hope she takes comfort in the fact that she's got family like you, who actually do give a damn about her.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 07:08 PM (m0h0I)

61 She married me and got me back.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 12:07 AM (jucos)




Sounds like she got the last laugh then. Congrats!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:08 PM (xa1/W)

62 Fever is breaking. Life is better. Tomorrow I shall have pie. And I will rejoice.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2013 07:09 PM (BXo5H)

63 Just finished watching Silver Linings Playbook with family tonight. Not bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (T/XcG)

64 59 Wow! Is he really as intelligent and sophisticated as everyone says -- and is his bride completely drop-dead gorgeous and a ready wit, as reputed? Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 12:08 AM (T1005) --- Of course!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (N/cFh)

65 21 DamnDirtyRino

Go to New Orleans.  Find Buster's.  Eat some fresh-shucked oysters at a stand up bar (Jacks I think).  Join a second-line.  Damage can be figured out later.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (aUQgu)

66 Sounds like she got the last laugh then. Congrats!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2013 12:08 AM (xa1/W)

____________________

I married up.  She pranked me by faking a pregnancy for about 24 hours back when I wasn't ready for kids.  It was excruciating. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 07:10 PM (jucos)

67 fighting at walmart wouldve been more productive than this ont.

Posted by: tjak at November 29, 2013 07:11 PM (wcE1n)

68 Well, back to work for me, at least for the next hour. After that I can go home and catch some ZZZz before heading out to the range.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:11 PM (xa1/W)

69 he pranked me by faking a pregnancy for about 24 hours back when I wasn't ready for kids. It was excruciating. Oh man, she really did get you back!

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (doBIb)

70 Oh, and also I tried a bit of Black Friday shopping today. I've found it goes much smoother when I wear my trusty survival kit:

- Brass knuckles
- Extra-strength pepper spray
- Spiked cleats sharper than Ty Cobb's
- Taser on "Hiroshima" setting
- Kevlar unitard

...any good/funny BF stories out there?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (T/XcG)

71 51 Buzzion, it's a good thing he's out. She really doesn't want his worthless ass back does she?

Posted by: EC at November 30, 2013 12:05 AM (doBIb)

 

I'm sure you can imagine how she is feeling right now.  Probably part of her wants to.  She's really upset and everything.  She had to take them over there last night.  And she was there in the bedroom. 

 

And like I said; I could probably write pages of shit.  Like him telling her "You better not try and get child support because I need to budget for that."  You haven't budgeted anything the entire time we've known you you stupid dumbass buying all those stupid fucking cars you try to fix up. 

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (LI48c)

72 A super fancy chocolate candy joint in CA called Chocolatique is having a half-price sale this weekend. Worth it, it is.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (AO9UG)

73 Gingy is too kind. She knitted booties, a hat, and a sweater for baby boy Crank! Very cute!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (SO/a2)

74 Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2013 12:13 AM (LI48c) Speaking as a divorced Dad, this dude is making me see red.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (AO9UG)

75  @ 65 [NCwoof] -- I'm inclined to do that. I'm going to spend the weekend trying to arrange something to get it taken care of. I'm sure of all the people I know who come into the bar where I work, someone must know someone who knows someone. I don't need to have it fixed by Monday, but I sure would like to be able to say I have something in the works before I take off.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 07:17 PM (m0h0I)

76 any good/funny BF stories out there? I once sold a printer while standing in line at Best Buy to another customer who was looking for the same one. It was a door buster item marked down to a fraction of its MSRP. It was the last one. I couldn't believe I made money for something I didn't even buy yet! That was also the last BF I ever went out shopping.

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (doBIb)

77 When I was 25 in 87 pranks were cool at work. Today I would be worried that HR could get involved because I insulted someone. Man I miss my youth.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (vCVhg)

78 Sitting in a bar for the first time in about 3 years. But a good cause, my brothers best friend is on stage warming up now. Gotta show some support.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2013 07:19 PM (BDHOa)

79 A recent York peppermint patty commercial on TV has a metrosexual actor eating one in an overly sensate way--like how others show women slowly savoring "decadent" snacks. It's unintended creepiness is chilling.

Posted by: Apple + Sony = IRony at November 29, 2013 07:19 PM (R6JT1)

80 buzzion, Here's hoping your piece of shit, soon to be ex brother in law has a rotten Christmas. By the way, I really believe that people like this bring about their own misery sooner and later.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (mck3/)

81

I scored a bunch of new vinyl today, including a few rarities that I will flip to pay for the other stuff.

 

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (l4en8)

82 A recent York peppermint patty commercial on TV has a metrosexual actor eating one in an overly sensate way When the patties become sticks?

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (doBIb)

83 Just the title makes it worth posting a link - Women get into Black Friday stun gun fight in mall.

http://tinyurl.com/o8r3der

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (Qd/25)

84  @ 71 [buzzion] -- The guy sounds like a full-blown Hollywood stereotype of the loser asshole brother-in-law. The world has a way of catching up to guys like that. Maybe you can explain to your sister that it really is best that she not be involved with him when it inevitably does.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (m0h0I)

85 75 DDR  -  Just sayin.  Make NO your top priority.  Don't know if this is your first visit, but there's nothin that comes close.  Only Charleston, SC can compare in hospitality.  Food is beyond description.  Me biased?  Why yes.
Yes I am.  Been there.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (aUQgu)

86 Gingy! Got the voicemail from Dave. So sorry we couldn't make it. We did have a nice dinner at Cunningham's though. You guys should go.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (eQJwb)

87 83 Just the title makes it worth posting a link - Women get into Black Friday stun gun fight in mall. http://tinyurl.com/o8r3der Holy crap that's awesome!

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (doBIb)

88 74 Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2013 12:13 AM (LI48c)


Speaking as a divorced Dad, this dude is making me see red.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 12:16 AM (AO9UG)

 

Hell I believe that most divorce/custody law is set up to screw the guy over.  And that there are plenty of women out there that will just that.  I can think of a guy at work that has that situation where his ex does everything she can to keep his kid away from him.  And with that being said my can't happen soon enough ex brother in law to be is one of the reasons for that.  Take him for everything you can get, which probably won't be much.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2013 07:25 PM (LI48c)

89 DC! We went to Pappas and had crabcakes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 29, 2013 07:25 PM (N/cFh)

90 'Don't Taze Me, Ho!'

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (l4en8)

91  @ 85 [NCwoof] -- OK, you've talked me into it. I've never been there, have always wanted to, and don't know when I'll get another opportunity. I've been a little down about the prospect of having to back out, which hasn't made me the funnest guy to be around the past couple of days.

But, you're right. If I don't go, I'll just be more bitter and sullen than I otherwise would be.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (m0h0I)

92 Buzz........ Been there done that. Son's sperm donor cheated on me months after our wedding. Spent every damn dime I earned. Managed to stay with him for almost four years but simply couldn't take it any longer. I raised my son myself and finally found a MAN who wanted to be his father. The SOB never paid a dime in child support. Took him to court before son turned 19 and at least now he will be paying for my son's education. It was not easy but I can say that my son's life (and mine!) have been better for it.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2013 07:28 PM (n5mZ4)

93 Cracked/broken teeth sux ballz. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde Indeed. in very deed. My older sister's two sons' bio sire was such a cad his ex-wives and gfs have a club to warn his new victims. Raised with a great step-Dad, the boys turned out fine, just enjoyed their company yesterday. Bio families, ideal in theory, alas, not always the best in practice. "Because of the hardness of your hearts," I believe Mr Jesus said.

Posted by: mindful webworker - family, man! at November 29, 2013 07:29 PM (p74mI)

94 Sitting in a bar for the first time in about 3 years. But a good cause, my brothers best friend is on stage warming up now.


Chainsaw juggling? Pitching? Ice fishing?  What?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2013 07:29 PM (pwyhn)

95

The night the ONT (almost) went out in moron land.

 

http://tinyurl.com/pgvtxrk


And yes, I know it's not the original. But REBA! And she grew up around these parts.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (4cVMI)

96 "You better not try and get child support because I need to budget for that." So he's already looking for ways to stiff his children out of support? She needs a good lawyer and a judge who will garnishee his wages.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (mck3/)

97 I have an opposite story. Worked the system and raised my 2 girls as a single dad.. My ex went with it so it worked. I see myself as lucky to have been able to do this.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:35 PM (vCVhg)

98 ISON may just have survived

Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at November 29, 2013 07:35 PM (bkAvJ)

99 As long as we apparently have some country music fans here...

Didn't Reba McIntyre also do a re-work of "Cathy's Clown"?

Also, what's the Martina McBride song that opens up Sean Hannity's show, or at least used to?

TIA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2013 07:36 PM (T/XcG)

100 ISON survived?

So when will the space vampires show up over the Capitol?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 07:36 PM (Qd/25)

101 President meets with starving immigration activists. Here it cums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 29, 2013 07:37 PM (j6DTo)

102 98 ISON may just have survived Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at November 30, 2013 12:35 AM (bkAvJ) Night of the Comet.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2013 07:37 PM (ZyqBH)

103 So when will the space vampires show up over the Capitol? Thursday!

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 07:38 PM (jdRXP)

104

My politically mixed family avoids political conversations at family gatherings - because we know from experience things get awful pretty quickly if we do talk politics. But my conservative BIL, who had a few drinks in him, couldn't resist taking a swipe at Obamacare yesterday. The libs froze and stared at their plates. Clearly, they didn't want to take the administrations advice and lecture their Republican relatives how swell Barrycare really is. My sister, who is also conversative, rescued the libs by changing the subject immediately.

 

 I have to admit - I got a little warm glow looking at the expressions on the libs faces. It was like they had farted in church and were hoping nobody would realize it was them.

Posted by: "Donna" V. at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (R3gO3)

105 Threads involving bees that are not about killer bees attacking sharknadoes and stinging scantliy clad boxum starlets to make their nipples swell to the size of Popeye's fore arms are to put it kindly rather mildly lacking in visual interest and of absolutely zero prurient interest. Bees + swollen nipples + dead sharks = erotic Bees + nothing + no dead sharks = less than zero.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (hpgw1)

106 ISON may just have survived


It was foretold...

Posted by: Zombie Marshall Applewhite at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (pwyhn)

107 From 1978 A Fire in the Sky pt 1.  TV movie with Richard Crenna and Elizabeth Ashely.  A comet is set to hit the Earth over Phoenix, AZ.

http://youtu.be/XinPIdQtuxA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 07:44 PM (Qd/25)

108

99 As long as we apparently have some country music fans here...

Didn't Reba McIntyre also do a re-work of "Cathy's Clown"?

Can't say I'm current on country music, so much of the new stuff (post 80's) is just crap. But........... Yes, Reba did a remake. That song has always been a little sad but irresistable for me. 

http://tinyurl.com/p28hv4t


 

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 07:44 PM (4cVMI)

109 Sure, I will forgive you for late ONT, DDR.

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:45 PM (z4WKX)

110 Oh, I forgot the AoSHQ Styleguide required: Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (4cVMI)

111 91 DDR - 

Laissez les bon temps roulez

Second line New Orleans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG6KH905cGU

Music all the time in French Quarter. 
hear after midnight

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (aUQgu)

112 French Quarter is awesome DDR. If you have the scratch for it, get a meal at Arnaud's (I think I spelled that right). Every president since Ike has eaten there.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at November 29, 2013 07:49 PM (SO/a2)

113 Just got back from Black Friday. i saved 120 but now have to pay for three lawyers. Last one, you gotta fight for it!

Posted by: RWC at November 29, 2013 07:50 PM (LpbKr)

114 Nite all goto take the little brother to the airport at 4am.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:50 PM (vCVhg)

115 Bio families, ideal in theory, alas, not always the best in practice. "Because of the hardness of your hearts," I believe Mr Jesus said. Posted by: mindful webworker - family, man! at November 30, 2013 12:29 AM (p74mI) Most people, when they have children, grow up and start acting like adults. Unfortunately, some people don't.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2013 07:51 PM (mck3/)

116 You got to fight for your right to spend!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 07:51 PM (Qd/25)

117  @ 110 [Carol] -- Thank you. You have no idea how much of a heel I felt like when I realized it was the night I was supposed to have done the ONT.

 @ 112 [NCwoof] -- I've been hoping I might get the chance to witness one of those. I didn't realize it was called a Second Line, though. I meant to ask what that was in my earlier reply, but pulled the trigger on the post just as it occurred to me.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 07:52 PM (m0h0I)

118 DDR- got a synopsis of what happened? I was stuck in bed all day with a killer migraine, after the last three prepping a Turkey Day feast. Whatever it was, good thing she admitted fault. I always say, "If you fuck up, you fess up".

Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2013 07:53 PM (3sZO1)

119 91  DDR  -  With respect to eats, also try the places the locals love.  Buster's comes to mind -- if they are still there.  Nothin beats the real local stuff.  If you have a cab from airport to NO, ask the driver.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 07:55 PM (aUQgu)

120 117 You got to fight for your right to spend! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 12:51 AM (Qd/25) I fought for ny right to get out of bed and shave. Waiting on the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: RWC at November 29, 2013 07:55 PM (LpbKr)

121 And don't worry about the ONT. We all screw up on occasion.

Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2013 07:56 PM (3sZO1)

122 Elizabeth Ashley Bunk.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2013 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

123

Also, what's the Martina McBride song that opens up Sean Hannity's show, or at least used to?



TIA.


 

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2013 12:36 AM (T/XcG)

 

Independence Day:

 

 http://tinyurl.com/o3qzjz8


 

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 07:57 PM (4cVMI)

124  @ 113 [Conservative Crank] -- I doubt I'll have the dough for Arnaud's, as I'll have a fairly limited budget to work with. But I plan to take in as much of the flavor of the city as I possibly can.

I suspect I'll spend more time on Frenchmen St. than any other place. Based on what I've been reading, something about it really appeals to me. My main objective will be photography while I'm there, and there's something about musicians that make them fascinating subjects to me -- I guess the fact that I've always wished I had that kind of talent. I play a little myself, but I have the utmost respect for people who have the kind of ability to play for the public in a city like New Orleans, where music is so deeply ingrained in the culture. You cannot be a slouch and play on the streets of that town.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 07:57 PM (m0h0I)

125 Bees + nothing + no dead sharks = less than zero. Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 30, 2013 12:39 AM (hpgw1) Robert Downey Jr.'s first movie? Huh?

Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2013 07:59 PM (3sZO1)

126 Is the goat here? where is the goat?

Posted by: Achmed in Arabia at November 29, 2013 08:00 PM (kGhOG)

127 Hickster, we all miss our youth. At least those of us that are not young anymore!

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 08:01 PM (z4WKX)

128 Yeah, what is Teh JEF meeting with the illegals for?  What a douche.  This shit is just a little

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 08:03 PM (jucos)

129 A comet is set to hit the Earth over Phoenix, AZ. See?!? Aliens hate Sherif Joe ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 08:04 PM (jdRXP)

130 DDR, to be fair, I didn't pay for Arnaud's when I was there--the attending physicians ponied up for a bill that must have been a couple thousand bucks.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at November 29, 2013 08:04 PM (SO/a2)

131 130 A comet is set to hit the Earth over Phoenix, AZ.

See?!?

Aliens hate Sherif Joe ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 01:04 AM (jdRXP)

 

Had to think about that one for a minute. Not sure if it's the hour or the bourbon....

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 08:05 PM (4cVMI)

132 Zimmerman sued for racism ...

http://tinyurl.com/nk8mnmu

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2013 08:07 PM (aTXUx)

133 125 DDR -    Doreen Ketchins (Royal St, NO)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SzWx79Z9BQ

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 08:08 PM (aUQgu)

134 Yeah, what is Teh JEF meeting with the illegals for?

Choreographing a dog and phony show which will accompany the next sh!t sandwich to be rammed down our collective throat, in the middle of the night, on Christmas Eve? 

Just spitballing, of course...

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 29, 2013 08:09 PM (82lr7)

135  @ 119 [Bill H] -- I don't have a synopsis, really, beyond what she was willing to say -- the truth of which is, as you can imagine, in doubt. Best I can tell she was plastered and backed into a friend's vehicle leaving a party. The "plastered" part is the sticking point, obviously.

And thanks for the ONT forbearance. I just hate to let Ace and the cobs down on something like that. For all the self-deprecation that goes on here, this place is the proverbial "kind of a big deal" among the online right, and it didn't get that way by having half-assed, unreliable contributors. So, I was pretty mortified when I realized what I'd done.

 @ 120 [NCwoof] -- I certainly plan on asking around about the good hole-in-the-wall kind of places. Every town I've ever been in has them -- the little mom-and-pop restaurants with daily plate specials. I won't be flying down, though, so I can't ask the cabbie along the way. I'm driving down with a friend of mine who's going down there on business, helping to split the drive-time up for him.

But, I'm sure I'll stop in a few places along the way and will start asking for recommendations as I get closer to New Orleans.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 08:11 PM (m0h0I)

136 Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 01:07 AM (aTXUx) ‘Blacks know that some whites didn't want to give up slavery – that if they had their way, they would still be under the yoke, and they can't pretend they don't know that. If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that. SMH.

Posted by: RWC at November 29, 2013 08:12 PM (LpbKr)

137 If any lefties like the NY Times readers go on sermons about "consumerism ruining the holidays", I will say to them; "We've all seen the Charlie Brown Christmas special, so STFU already"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2013 08:18 PM (aTXUx)

138 98 ISON may just have survived Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at November 30, 2013 12:35 AM (bkAvJ) Yeah, but note the enormous difference in brightness before and after. It may be visible from a dark sky site, but not much better than that. http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap131130.html

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2013 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

139 DDR, stop beating yourself up. You did good for the Horde. Be well.

Posted by: The Farmer at November 29, 2013 08:20 PM (eBupg)

140 Since I have ONT to myself.. The most patient doggeh ever.. http://tinyurl.com/ka7hlqfl

Posted by: RWC at November 29, 2013 08:21 PM (LpbKr)

141 136  DDR -  You'll have a great trip.  Check out Jackson Square for jammers.
It's a tourist haven, but so what.  Sometimes good music around.  And the Cathedral, if you're inclined.  Bon voyage.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 08:21 PM (aUQgu)

142 141  Fails.  Am I banned?

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 08:26 PM (aUQgu)

143 27 Also, close the fridge door, you're letting the cold air out.


How powerful is that thing anyway? It could explain the absence of measurable global warming.

Posted by: Michael "Piltdown" Mann at November 29, 2013 11:53 PM (pwyhn)

Well played! *golf clap*

Posted by: bill-o at November 29, 2013 08:28 PM (AWwDY)

144 http://tinyurl.com/ka7hlqf

Posted by: RWC at November 29, 2013 08:28 PM (LpbKr)

145 http://tinyurl.com/qzdjwhn

Posted by: RWC at November 29, 2013 08:29 PM (LpbKr)

146 Tomorrow, the BH's sister is coming over for their annual exercise in making candies. I'm intermittently on the ONT because I have to clean out the main fridge so that they can solidify the candies in it -- all the actual food needs to go into the garage fridge for the day.




As you might imagine, especially with Thanksgiving leftovers, it's going to be a tight fit -- especially as the garage fridge actually has a designated purpose: cold beer.




So if I'm not here, I'm probably drinking myself a little extra space.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 08:32 PM (T1005)

147 Fun fact: Elizabeth Ashley was on the cover of Life magazine on the issue dated November 22, 1963. http://tinyurl.com/pc226ar

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2013 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

148 just watched The International with Clive Owen decent spy flick if you're bored

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 08:33 PM (hKspc)

149 I like making candy.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 08:36 PM (cJ8xv)

150 how much is a jfk life magazine worth today?

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 08:36 PM (hKspc)

151 146  Will work to escape from doggeh experimental lab for grandos internetos tubos stupidos.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 29, 2013 08:36 PM (aUQgu)

152  @ 140 [The Farmer] -- Thanks. I'm actuall over the whole self-flagellation over my forgetfulness now, even though it may not seem like it. Now, I'm dealing with the perfectionism part, where I let myself down -- and I'll get over that soon enough, too. Believe it or not, I'm not nearly as bad about it as I once was. But, I am aware of it, so it's not quite crippling like it used to be.

 @ 142 [NCwoof] -- I'll definitely make it a point to visit the Cathedral, and I'm sure I'll make it to Jackson Square at some point. From what I gather, there's a lot of really nice architecture there.

What I'd really like is to run into a local photographer who knows the place and all its little secrets. I would have an absolute ball if that happened.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 08:37 PM (m0h0I)

153 Okzish ... Seeing as how it's Black - i denounce myself - Friday, some music: Black Friday, w/lyrics, Steely Dan ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92zMMZWPyGE

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 08:37 PM (jdRXP)

154 Heh, King of the Hill is on. It's the episode with Hank getting bullied by a neighborhood kid, but the kid is such a weirdo it's confusing Hank.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 08:39 PM (hKspc)

155 Gun Confiscation in New York City A reported gun confiscation notice requiring the “immediate surrender” or removal of newly illegal guns by order of New York City has surfaced. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4135

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2013 08:39 PM (Vk2pI)

156 150 I like making candy.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 01:36 AM (cJ8xv)



We actually have an extraordinary amount of liqueurs that we keep around just for this weekend. Everything from Midori to Frangelico.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 08:41 PM (T1005)

157 Yes I'm sure all the hoods and criminals will comply. But of course the notice is aimed at law abiding citizens exercising their Second Amendnent rights and possessing unregistered guns.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 29, 2013 08:42 PM (hKspc)

158 cthulhu at November 30, 2013 01:32 AM (T1005) Just toss in some terrified human souls and tentacle the Thanksgiving leftovers into the maw of horror. Fridge space easy peasy ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 08:45 PM (jdRXP)

159 Tomorrow, the BH's sister is coming over for their annual exercise in making candies. Oh Good God!!!!! I read that as candles and I was wondering what sadist whackjob wasted Frangelico in a candle ....

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 29, 2013 08:48 PM (jdRXP)

160 "Unfortunately, the restaurant was chilly and I am freezing my butt off even now in my flannel sheets."

Is it even hypothetically possible for this to happen to snowbacks? I thought that you lot were inherently genetically immune to cold, or something.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2013 08:49 PM (gqT4g)

161 Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 30, 2013 01:11 AM (m0h0I) Hopefully nothing more than a little bent sheet metal, and she learned a lesson before it becomes tragic. As for the ONT, it's not the end of the world. Sure, this is a usual gathering spot for the mildly unhinged. We're all as "family" as an online community can get. It's pretty easy to forgive and forget a rare fumble. Have a good trip. You need it.

Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2013 08:50 PM (3sZO1)

162 We're only at comment 159, and it's quarter of 11 here.....going into "stream-of-consciousness mode".....



I got outbid on a 4" rotary table (LMS 1810) at $195 (shipped), so I picked up what appears to be the exact same table (made by "Universal"?) for $181. C'est la vie. Should be interesting.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 08:51 PM (T1005)

163

Just got the bill for my recent three days in the hospital:  $64,304.74.

Something tells me I'm helping to pay someone else's freight as well: EMTALA

But that was the cost of the finest care in the world, while we still had it back in 2013

Posted by: DAve at November 29, 2013 08:52 PM (b7yum)

164 http://tinyurl.com/ka7hlqf ok. Making a dog balance bacon is just mean ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 08:53 PM (jdRXP)

165 163 Hey cooth by all means get your setup running 'cuz the ca atf has decided doing the 80% cnc at shops is illegal

Posted by: DAve at November 29, 2013 08:54 PM (b7yum)

166 Inspector Cussword at November 30, 2013 12:09 AM (BXo5H) Hope you feel better soon ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 08:56 PM (jdRXP)

167 160 Tomorrow, the BH's sister is coming over for their annual exercise in making candies.

Oh Good God!!!!!

I read that as candles and I was wondering what sadist whackjob wasted Frangelico in a candle ....

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 01:48 AM (jdRXP)



No, no, no, no, no -- you have to be calmly enjoying The Afterlife [ http://tinyurl.com/nnezopl ] to avoid tossing candle-makers out the window.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 08:57 PM (T1005)

168 67 fighting at walmart wouldve been more productive than this ont.

Any ONT that is productive is done wrong

Posted by: bill-o at November 29, 2013 08:59 PM (AWwDY)

169 166 163 Hey cooth by all means get your setup running 'cuz the ca atf has decided doing the 80% cnc at shops is illegal

Posted by: DAve at November 30, 2013 01:54 AM (b7yum)



I'm working on it, but I keep running into The Fire-Drill of the Day. Next week's is erecting our foldable greenhouses and stuffing everyone inside (we have orchids, orchid-cactus, gingers, and other miscellany that technically are not supposed to grow in our climate...but do nicely if you slap 'em under cover for three months from the end of November -- in fact, the biggest problem is not leaving 'em sealed up when things get warmer lest they cook).

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 09:01 PM (T1005)

170 “It’s really embarrassing that they come up with nonsense like this,” Hadid tells TIME exclusively. “What are they saying? Everything with a hole in it is a vagina? That’s ridiculous.”

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Fem-istan at November 29, 2013 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

171 166
163 Hey cooth by all means get your setup running 'cuz the ca atf has decided doing the 80% cnc at shops is illegal

Posted by: DAve at November 30, 2013 01:54 AM (b7yum)




Not that I disbelieve any idiocy coming from these guys, but do you have a link?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 09:02 PM (T1005)

172 DDR - Yes, Frenchmen St. is a great place to hang in NO, lots of cool clubs and less touristy than the Quarter though you still have to check out the Quarter if it's your first time there.  If you ever get the chance, go there for the Jazz Festival, usually late April/early May.  Unbelievable amount of great music of all kinds being played for 2 weeks in and out of the festival.  And no matter when you go you will be unable to avoid the awesome food.

Posted by: FOAF at November 29, 2013 09:04 PM (rZ7kp)

173 buzzion - may your little sister find strength to move away from lies, no matter how familiar ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 09:06 PM (jdRXP)

174 172  http://tinyurl.com/qzuj9rj and http://tinyurl.com/ok7njpu

Posted by: DAve at November 29, 2013 09:12 PM (b7yum)

175 Night all. Here is "Metal Gods" by Judas Priest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jac80JB04NQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)

176 No, no, no, no, no -- you have to be calmly enjoying The Afterlife [ http://tinyurl.com/nnezopl ] to avoid tossing candle-makers out the window. Adventurous! Here is a .... different ... kind of Afterlife ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLYB9pvww2M

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 09:13 PM (jdRXP)

177 Goodnight, Titanium Hat ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 09:14 PM (jdRXP)

178  @ 162 [Bill H] -- Thanks again for the vote of confidence.

As for the damage, the only real sheet metal damage I can see is right around the gas tank lid. The rest seems to be swapped paint and the broken tail light lens. The biggest damage of all is the simple inconvenience and timing of it [weekend/holiday]. I can't drive it like that, and I work at a bar -- so, whenever I go in or leave, there's a strong likelihood I'm going to pass a cop and get pulled over. And I don't have another vehicle to drive in the interim, which means I'm going to have to borrow one, or bum a ride.

And,  yeah -- I do need the little getaway. I'm sure I'll be better prepared to deal with it all when I get back.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 09:15 PM (m0h0I)

179

DDR check   craigslist for a local body guy working out of his home/garage. 

You might even get lucky and find a Tranny Mechanic  that will do it in trade for  a Cleveland Steamer or some of your wives old clothes?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 09:18 PM (cJ8xv)

180 I mean, it's Craigslist.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 09:19 PM (cJ8xv)

181 garrett at November 30, 2013 02:18 AM (cJ8xv) Sounds like an All in The Family episode... or maybe Night Court ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 09:21 PM (jdRXP)

182  @ 180 [garrett] -- Ha! That reminded me of this classic:

http://is.gd/ZGgtk0

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 09:30 PM (m0h0I)

183 Finally, the Saturday car thread is in the hopper for later this afternoon. I can sleep now. Goodnight dear 'rons and 'ettes'.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 09:31 PM (DmNpO)

184 Is it even hypothetically possible for this to happen to snowbacks? I thought that you lot were inherently genetically immune to cold, or something.
The weak go south. Only the strong remain. Andy: strong like fox; smart like bull!!11!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 09:33 PM (ZyZIo)

185 G'night, NDH!

Sleep the sleep of the punctual, my friend.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 09:34 PM (m0h0I)

186 The rest seems to be swapped paint and the broken tail light lens. IDK if it's legal in your state, but if you can, for a temp measure you can get some of that red lens tape for the taillight fix. Any Pep Boys/Kragen/O'Reilly and so on will have it. A cheap, fast fix that keeps you legal for a short while.

Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2013 09:35 PM (3sZO1)

187 We're all as "family" as an online community can get.
A happy, dysfunctional family---like Al Bundy's.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 09:36 PM (ZyZIo)

188 Speaking of metal gods, saw Slayer last night. Even though it was only half of the original band, they still kicked ass. Amazing.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 29, 2013 09:38 PM (1j9qS)

189 WTF is with Drudge and the infowars links?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 29, 2013 09:38 PM (ZyZIo)

190 175 172 http://tinyurl.com/qzuj9rjand http://tinyurl.com/ok7njpu

Posted by: DAve at November 30, 2013 02:12 AM (b7yum)



Well, that is thoroughly retarded.



I've got to say, the best argument that those folks are out of their freakin' minds is http://www.guns.com/2012/12/12/shovel-ak/ - I mean, it's 1940's technology, and was purposely designed to be manufactured by conscripts using the tools available then.



Used to be, Americans understood that any reasonably intelligent person with rudimentary technical skills could construct a usable firearm using resources found just about anywhere ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxQqJbW-ohw ) -- but the Progs have dumbed-down the culture to where EBRs are just fucking magic.



In the meantime, I continue to press forward on my quest to make awesome aluminum paperweights.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 09:40 PM (T1005)

191 Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2013 02:36 AM (ZyZIo) Al Bundy never had anything like us, that fucking poser. AtC would have had him beat into shape within a day.

Posted by: Bill H at November 29, 2013 09:42 PM (3sZO1)

192 171. “What are they saying? Everything with a hole in it is a vagina? That’s ridiculous.” Posted by: Frankie Goes To Fem-istan at November 30, 2013 02:02 AM --------- Dammit! That's been my 'rule of thumb' since high school.

Posted by: Socalcon at November 29, 2013 09:44 PM (K6CHr)

193 Hey Kids


Posted by: jc at November 29, 2013 09:45 PM (PlzOe)

194 Just got 4 used Corny kegs for $204, delivered in CA. Them sonsabitches are gettin' scarcer than hens' teeth.....I think this deal raids a cache in southeast asia. I'm seeing new for crazy prices like $130/ea.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 09:46 PM (T1005)

195  @ 187 [Bill H] -- Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's legal in Kentucky. I may just run into town and get some tomorrow before work. Hopefully, that'll at least get me the benefit of the doubt through the weekend.

 @ 188 [andycanuck] -- Wonder who we can get to flounce up and down the stairs like Kelly?

 @ 189 [Biff Boffo] -- I bet that was a hell of a show. I never got to see any of the thrash bands in their heyday. Closes I got was Metallica on the "...And Justice for All" tour, which was pretty kickass. I did get to see quite a few of the NWOBHM acts, though -- Maiden, Priest, Saxon, et. al. I feel like I grew up in a good era for metalheads, for sure.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 09:50 PM (m0h0I)

196 Hey jc!

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 09:50 PM (jdRXP)

197 Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 02:46 AM (T1005) Wow....I got 8 sitting in the garage.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2013 09:51 PM (HtUkt)

198 Speaking of metal gods, saw Slayer last night. Even though it was only half of the original band, they still kicked ass. Amazing.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 30, 2013 02:38 AM (1j9qS)



Says the  most interesting man in the world-


Although I don't always listen to Slayer, but when I do so do my neighbors.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 29, 2013 09:51 PM (FMbng)

199 No winner for Mega Millions. It goes to $257 million next week.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 29, 2013 10:00 PM (bPxS6)

200 Oy! Roses are red, Violets are blue, Good night, Good people, Good night to all of you ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 29, 2013 10:04 PM (jdRXP)

201 SLAYER!!!!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 10:06 PM (cJ8xv)

202 Heh. I've found that a good way to end a party...or at least get rid of those who don't know that it's time to go...is to either play Barry Manilow or Slayer. Either one runs the risk of the neighbors calling the police on you, though. Or the nuthouse.

Seriously, DDR, Slayer was great. I've seen them at least 10 times over the years and they've never put on a bad performance. I don't know how they do it...the speed and precision combo.
 

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 29, 2013 10:06 PM (1j9qS)

203 198 Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 02:46 AM (T1005)

Wow....I got 8 sitting in the garage.

Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2013 02:51 AM (HtUkt)



With this purchase, I will also have 8 -- one full, the other 7 empty. I also recently picked up an electric turkey fryer (not delivered yet) that should let me mash about 3 gallons of wort.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 10:14 PM (T1005)

204 For you Scottish morons, tragedy in Glasgow tonight, a helicopter crashed into the roof of a pub packed with people. Many injuries, fatalities unkown at this point, building unstable which is causing problems. People still trapped in building. Esperanza, the nine-piece band, all got out. Musicians are pretty good at knowing where the nearest exit door is.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 10:17 PM (1Y+hH)

205  @ 203 [Biff Boffo] -- It seems weird as hell to say it, but I never really developed much of an appreciation for Slayer until I got older! Back in the day, I was much more into mainstream metal. I worshiped Iron Maiden and saw them as the benchmark in every way. I liked Slayer and some of the thrash/speed metal bands well enough, but always thought of them as somehow less legitimate because of the vocals and the blood/horror/war/evil themes that dominated their songs. I guess at the time, I just thought of them as having no real appeal beyond a small subset of particularly alienated teenaged boys.

Nowadays, I listen to them and their musicianship really stands out more than anything else. I guess it was Pantera that kind of opened me up to that whole scene several years later.


Apropos of nothing, here's a picture of a hot girl in yoga pants:

http://is.gd/wCTLwJ

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 10:23 PM (m0h0I)

206 Apropos of nothing, here's a picture of a hot girl in yoga pants:


http://is.gd/wCTLwJ

bless you sir

Posted by: bill-o at November 29, 2013 10:28 PM (AWwDY)

207 I just checked out my email address book. minus: deleted my sister's email address since she's been dead for around three years. plus: sent myself a note to remind me to sign up for obamacairn.

Posted by: somejoe at November 29, 2013 10:35 PM (+KtKI)

208 It seems weird as hell to say it, but I never really developed much of an appreciation for Slayer until I got older! Back in the day, I was much more into mainstream metal. I worshiped Iron Maiden and saw them as the benchmark in every way. I liked Slayer and some of the thrash/speed metal bands well enough, but always thought of them as somehow less legitimate because of the vocals and the blood/horror/war/evil themes that dominated their songs.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 30, 2013 03:23 AM (m0h0I)


 I switched over to playing thrash/speed metal when bands like iron maiden and priest started getting stale. Priest was getting weird with the teeny bopper anthems (parental guidance for example), and maiden was starting to run out of ideas and was getting repetitious.In general there wasn't as much traditional metal being done and shit was going towards the shitty hairband stuff. The thrash and speedmetal was a reaction to the frigging hairband shit, and it had raw power. It was the only place the musicians on the heavier side of things could go.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 29, 2013 10:40 PM (FMbng)

209 Same with me...I was into the Priest/Maiden/Ozzy stuff, until '86. That year is pretty much the dividing line. Priest became cartoonish, Maiden became the metal equivalent of Yes...overwrought 12 minute songs....but Metallica released Master of Puppets, Megadeth had Peace Sells, and Slayer made Reign in Blood.

I really hate when people say this but,  Reign changed my life. My musical life, anyway. It was exactly what I was looking for at the time. Most people hear noise and shouting, I hear a symphony. And they sound just as good live as they do in the recordings.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 29, 2013 10:50 PM (1j9qS)

210 Speaking of Yes, I got a kick outa this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo-lBnTc3So

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2013 10:55 PM (PlzOe)

211 Yoga pants are a gift from God. Except when, um, girls of a certain build wear them. Then they can be downright Satanic.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 29, 2013 11:00 PM (1j9qS)

212 Any lawyers awake and in the house at this hour? Estate question...

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 11:03 PM (ufy6O)

213

Yoga pants are a gift from God. Except when, um, girls of a certain build wear them. Then they can be downright Satanic.

 

 

Yoga Pants Giveth, Yoga Pants Taketh Away.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 11:05 PM (Ho8RT)

214  @ 209 [Berserker] -- Ain't that the truth!

I started experiencing what you're talking about when Maiden released Seventh Son... and stopped listening to Priest completely at Turbo. I did fall for some of the hair metal crap for a while, if only because that was the heaviest thing going at the time, and the girls seemed to like it. But, that didn't last too long before I got sick of it.

I got into Alice in Chains and Soundgarden a bit in the post-metal years, but that's as far into the whole Seattle scene as I could really get. Nirvana and Pearl Jam had some songs I liked, but all the navel gazing and angst just didn't do it for me. (I like Foo Fighters a LOT more than I ever liked Nirvana, BTW.)

Buckcherry got my hopes up for a few minutes, but seemed to disappear as quickly as they arrived. Since then, I can't really think of a hard rock/heavy metal act that strikes me as inspiring at all. The whole nu metal scene really turned me off everything for a long time, and if I ever hear another Korn song as long as I live, it will be too soon.

And I haven't really heard any heavy stuff in a long time that makes me want to check out an entire album. It doesn't all suck, by any means. But, I sure as hell don't see any world-changing bands coming down the pike anytime soon. If there are any, they'll come from outside the world of major labels and will probably be completely autonomous.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 29, 2013 11:10 PM (m0h0I)

215 211 Speaking of Yes, I got a kick outa this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo-lBnTc3So

Posted by: jc at November 30, 2013 03:55 AM (PlzOe)



That is pretty funny. Especially when he gets to "this guy is actually talking to me -- I mean, he's a guitarist and I play bass and that simply isn't done...."

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 11:16 PM (T1005)

216 213 Any lawyers awake and in the house at this hour? Estate question...

Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 04:03 AM (ufy6O)



What's the question? -- half the estate stuff isn't law, it's custom.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 11:17 PM (T1005)

217 And I haven't really heard any heavy stuff in a long time that makes me want to check out an entire album. It doesn't all suck, by any means. But, I sure as hell don't see any world-changing bands coming down the pike anytime soon. If there are any, they'll come from outside the world of major labels and will probably be completely autonomous.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 30, 2013 04:10 AM (m0h0I)



Look to the european metal bands. There is a shit ton of good bands over there. I started leaning towards that stuff some years back.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 29, 2013 11:18 PM (FMbng)

218 How would I leave my assets to 2 kids that aren't mine biologically? No legal rights to them at all.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 11:22 PM (ufy6O)

219 Funny thing is, I don't like most other thrash/speed bands beyond the "big three" ( I don't consider Anthrax an equal), and both Metallica and Megadeth have disappointed me since the early 90's. Slayer is kind of like AC/DC, they never changed their basic sound to sell more records, they know their audience and are content. the set list that they played last night was all pre-1990 stuff.

This topic has been kicked around the HQ occasionally, that every generation thinks it's music is the "best ever", and after a certain point, say the mid-20s, people tune out newer music. Personally, I don't listen to much music made after 1993-ish.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 29, 2013 11:26 PM (1j9qS)

220 219 How would I leave my assets to 2 kids that aren't mine biologically? No legal rights to them at all.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 04:22 AM (ufy6O)



Have a will. Requirements vary by state. I don't know if you'll be able to read this -- http://tinyurl.com/pt69exy -- as I'm logged-in by default, but it's handy. A very, very, very important point of custom is that freeloaders and highjackers circle around the dead like jackals, and you need to be as bulletproof as they are likely to be savvy -- in other words, if your estate is $42,000, rebuff the common jackals; if your estate is $420M, don't skimp on the estate lawyers. If you have biological kids, it's more difficult to disinherit them than it is to add heirs.



Any follow-on questions?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 11:43 PM (T1005)

221 One thing that I find  fascinating is the musical tastes of the youth. At least in my case. I have a 14 year old daughter who absolutely hates the pop music of today. She listens to my classic rock CDs, and absolutely loves the Beatles. Her Ipod is remarkably eclectic, ranging from mid-60's music to modern alternative. It's not just here, it's her circle of friends. She and they are always asking me questions about Pink Floyd, U2, Duran Duran (!). 

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 29, 2013 11:46 PM (1j9qS)

222 " Any follow-on questions?" Yeah. Lots. But I guess I need to find a local atty to talk to. I also think I have to talk to their mother and find out if she has a trust set up for them. Thanks anyway, cth.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 29, 2013 11:56 PM (ufy6O)

223 223 " Any follow-on questions?"

Yeah. Lots.
But I guess I need to find a local atty to talk to. I also think I have to talk to their mother and find out if she has a trust set up for them.
Thanks anyway, cth.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 04:56 AM (ufy6O)



Thing is, attorneys bill quite a chunk by the hour, so if you can refine the question that you're asking 'em by even 15 minutes of their consideration....through hashing issues out with the Horde, you're saving real money.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 12:00 AM (T1005)

224 Time to drag myself to bed. Everyone have a great morning and rest of the day.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at November 30, 2013 12:06 AM (1j9qS)

225 I know. Question is pretty simple (in my mind) and i have exactly $0 to pay an atty, but i'm about ready to make sure these kids get my house when i go. It's my only asset, and i only owe around $6k.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 12:07 AM (ufy6O)

226 226 I know.
Question is pretty simple (in my mind) and i have exactly $0 to pay an atty, but i'm about ready to make sure these kids get my house when i go. It's my only asset, and i only owe around $6k.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 05:07 AM (ufy6O)



What's really important is a risk assessment. Who might challenge your will? Will your heirs be situated to defend?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 12:22 AM (T1005)

227 Nobody to challenge it. I figured they would be inheriting one day, but it's looking like their mother and I may be parting ways, so I don't know. Don't really care, except to make sure they're taken set for the future. I just need to do some more research, I guess. Thanks for your time, cth.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 12:53 AM (ufy6O)

228 Hmmmm, wonder If I could post 438 times to get to the ebil?

Posted by: GMB model builder at November 30, 2013 01:08 AM (nkPV9)

229 Hmmmm, wonder If I could post 438 times to get to the ebil? Only if you can come up with 437 socks.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 30, 2013 01:10 AM (LqVNJ)

230 All my socks need washed. Too lazy to do it right now.

Posted by: GMB 436 and counting at November 30, 2013 01:12 AM (nkPV9)

231 Oh, did you think we meant November 30th of THIS year?

Posted by: Kathy Sebelius at November 30, 2013 02:15 AM (cGaCp)

232 Wife tried to help her friend find insurance on Obamacare site last night....crashed.

Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2013 02:17 AM (HtUkt)

233 Morning, Morons

Posted by: fluffy the bookend at November 30, 2013 02:49 AM (Ua6T/)

234 Morning, Morons

Posted by: fluffy the bookend at November 30, 2013 02:49 AM (Ua6T/)

235 Morning, Morons

Posted by: fluffy the bookend at November 30, 2013 02:49 AM (Ua6T/)

236 Morning, Morons

Posted by: fluffy the bookend at November 30, 2013 02:49 AM (Ua6T/)

237 So I hit my head a week or two ago. Kind of hard, as it still hurts. I have a seizure disorder for almost 20 years, and have hit it MANY times (as I suppose everyone has). SO- I have been more forgetful than normal since injury, didn't think anything of it till this am. I left the door open from the house to the garage all night. Wondered why I felt a chill. Had carried groceries in, then forgot all about. At least I didn't park the car and leave it running, with door closed and taken a nap (which my deaf mom had done once)...

Posted by: Baldy at November 30, 2013 02:50 AM (2bql3)

238 So I hit my head a week or two ago. Kind of hard, as it still hurts. I have a seizure disorder for almost 20 years, and have hit it MANY times (as I suppose everyone has). SO- I have been more forgetful than normal since injury, didn't think anything of it till this am. I left the door open from the house to the garage all night. Wondered why I felt a chill. Had carried groceries in, then forgot all about. At least I didn't park the car and leave it running, with door closed and taken a nap (which my deaf mom had done once)...

Posted by: Baldy at November 30, 2013 02:50 AM (2bql3)

239 So I hit my head a week or two ago. Kind of hard, as it still hurts. I have a seizure disorder for almost 20 years, and have hit it MANY times (as I suppose everyone has). SO- I have been more forgetful than normal since injury, didn't think anything of it till this am. I left the door open from the house to the garage all night. Wondered why I felt a chill. Had carried groceries in, then forgot all about. At least I didn't park the car and leave it running, with door closed and taken a nap (which my deaf mom had done once)...

Posted by: Baldy at November 30, 2013 02:50 AM (2bql3)

240 So I hit my head a week or two ago. Kind of hard, as it still hurts. I have a seizure disorder for almost 20 years, and have hit it MANY times (as I suppose everyone has). SO- I have been more forgetful than normal since injury, didn't think anything of it till this am. I left the door open from the house to the garage all night. Wondered why I felt a chill. Had carried groceries in, then forgot all about. At least I didn't park the car and leave it running, with door closed and taken a nap (which my deaf mom had done once)...

Posted by: Baldy at November 30, 2013 02:50 AM (2bql3)

241 You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT Come on down, it's a friendly space, Just a half flight down at Ace's place. You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT unless it's morning At DDR's Saturday ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - singing loudly in an empty room at November 30, 2013 02:52 AM (KdfFa)

242 You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT Come on down, it's a friendly space, Just a half flight down at Ace's place. You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT unless it's morning At DDR's Saturday ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - singing loudly in an empty room at November 30, 2013 02:52 AM (KdfFa)

243 You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT Come on down, it's a friendly space, Just a half flight down at Ace's place. You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT unless it's morning At DDR's Saturday ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - singing loudly in an empty room at November 30, 2013 02:52 AM (KdfFa)

244 You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT Come on down, it's a friendly space, Just a half flight down at Ace's place. You can get anything you want At DDR's Saturday ONT unless it's morning At DDR's Saturday ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - singing loudly in an empty room at November 30, 2013 02:52 AM (KdfFa)

245
188 We're all as "family" as an online community can get.
A happy, dysfunctional family---like Al Bundy's.
Posted by: andycanuck


The unofficial motto of Grouchy Conservative Pundits
( A resting place for Gulf Coast Pundit's refugees.... )
is?
"Hell, we don't even get along with each other...."

Posted by: backhoe at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (ULH4o)

246
188 We're all as "family" as an online community can get.
A happy, dysfunctional family---like Al Bundy's.
Posted by: andycanuck


The unofficial motto of Grouchy Conservative Pundits
( A resting place for Gulf Coast Pundit's refugees.... )
is?
"Hell, we don't even get along with each other...."

Posted by: backhoe at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (ULH4o)

247
188 We're all as "family" as an online community can get.
A happy, dysfunctional family---like Al Bundy's.
Posted by: andycanuck


The unofficial motto of Grouchy Conservative Pundits
( A resting place for Gulf Coast Pundit's refugees.... )
is?
"Hell, we don't even get along with each other...."

Posted by: backhoe at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (ULH4o)

248
188 We're all as "family" as an online community can get.
A happy, dysfunctional family---like Al Bundy's.
Posted by: andycanuck


The unofficial motto of Grouchy Conservative Pundits
( A resting place for Gulf Coast Pundit's refugees.... )
is?
"Hell, we don't even get along with each other...."

Posted by: backhoe at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (ULH4o)

249 What?!   Ashley   Judd     is     NOT     a  Senator?   I    get    tweets    from   her    cooch      bug. 

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (/1ATA)

250 What?!   Ashley   Judd     is     NOT     a  Senator?   I    get    tweets    from   her    cooch      bug. 

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (/1ATA)

251 What?!   Ashley   Judd     is     NOT     a  Senator?   I    get    tweets    from   her    cooch      bug. 

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (/1ATA)

252 What?!   Ashley   Judd     is     NOT     a  Senator?   I    get    tweets    from   her    cooch      bug. 

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2013 02:54 AM (/1ATA)

253 I wonder, Baldy, if it's like when you leave the barn door open as a youth, you blush & say, oops! But when you're several decades old and someone says, fly's open, you wonder if the oldtimer's is setting in. Not really, but you make the association.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blows to the head? too many at November 30, 2013 02:57 AM (KdfFa)

254 I wonder, Baldy, if it's like when you leave the barn door open as a youth, you blush & say, oops! But when you're several decades old and someone says, fly's open, you wonder if the oldtimer's is setting in. Not really, but you make the association.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blows to the head? too many at November 30, 2013 02:57 AM (KdfFa)

255 I wonder, Baldy, if it's like when you leave the barn door open as a youth, you blush & say, oops! But when you're several decades old and someone says, fly's open, you wonder if the oldtimer's is setting in. Not really, but you make the association.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blows to the head? too many at November 30, 2013 02:57 AM (KdfFa)

256 I wonder, Baldy, if it's like when you leave the barn door open as a youth, you blush & say, oops! But when you're several decades old and someone says, fly's open, you wonder if the oldtimer's is setting in. Not really, but you make the association.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blows to the head? too many at November 30, 2013 02:57 AM (KdfFa)

257 Good morning to fluffy, baldy, backhoe, Uncle Joe, and all the lurks at sea.

Posted by: mindful webworker - broken tooth, broken toe; ow! at November 30, 2013 03:02 AM (KdfFa)

258 Farewell, little ONT. We hardly knew Ye.

Posted by: mindful webworker - administering last rites at November 30, 2013 03:08 AM (KdfFa)

259 239 Posted by: mindful webworker - blows to the head? too many at November 30, 2013 07:57 AM (KdfFa) --- Yeah, no, this isn't normal. On top of everything else of last few weeks, mood changes (severe), extreme forgetfulness, bad headache, nausea. It has to be the head injury. Too many weird things all at once, unless I have a tumor, which would be a funny coincidence.

Posted by: Baldy at November 30, 2013 03:22 AM (2bql3)

260 Baldy, sounds like it's time for an MRI. I'd recommend having one done before the new year.

Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2013 03:37 AM (KDbpp)

261 But if anyone tries to screw-over a Bundy, they all get even too, backhoe!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at November 30, 2013 04:17 AM (ZyZIo)

262

36 4040care.gov is a month late and $600 million in the hole so by comparison, the ONT is a roaring success.
---------------

But no money available for manned exploration.  The Party of SCIENCE!  The Best and Brightest!

 

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 30, 2013 09:18 AM (QBm1P)

263 I told my ex-wife, in the delivery room after youngest son was born and cleaned up but before she saw him, that he was black.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 30, 2013 11:52 AM (OONaw)

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