July 31, 2016

Open Thread [Mis. Hum]
— Open Blogger

Hard to believe tomorrow is August 1st. Might as well have one of these.

Straw Hand Dip Cone.jpg

This might hold you over until Maetenloch comes along for your ONT pleasure.

(Update) Sharknado is on.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:06 PM | Comments (754)
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1 Near the top.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 03:10 PM (2w5ED)

2 Ha nailed it!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 03:10 PM (2w5ED)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 03:11 PM (2w5ED)

4 Fourplay?

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 03:11 PM (2w5ED)

5 Oh thanks, now I have to go out and get ice cream.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 31, 2016 03:11 PM (1FhAQ)

6 Ribbed for our pleasure? Remember, we're taxpayers after all.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:11 PM (SRKgf)

7 Five of a kind.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 03:11 PM (2w5ED)

8 Oh well I tried.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 03:12 PM (2w5ED)

9 I'm shocked there is no Sharknado thread. Those were glorious.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 03:12 PM (MlXgU)

10 Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump. Trump trump trump trumpety trump trump trumpety trump trump. Trump trump trump trump trumpety trump trump trumpety trumpety trump. Trump!

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2016 03:12 PM (jBuUi)

11 You would show this, I'm out of ice cream and wanted some

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 03:12 PM (bksJQ)

12 For the Absolutely Not Suprising at All files, Khan's dad is a Muslim Brotherhood agent, just like Hillary's squeeze and secretary:

http://tinyurl.com/j7r8q3p

Posted by: Dystopia Max at July 31, 2016 03:12 PM (UM8Ie)

13 Is this a Sharknado-tolerant thread?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (qtgOZ)

14 Sharks are on the food thread now.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (bksJQ)

15 11 You would show this, I'm out of ice cream and wanted some Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 08:12 PM (bksJQ) Tell me about it......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (voOPb)

16 Looks breastophallic.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (G12IS)

17 Yes, it is. Where did July go?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (9ym/8)

18 Sharknado-curious?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:14 PM (qtgOZ)

19 Also shocked Ace is not involved in the Sharkado thread. I think he has a lady friend not named Twtter.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 03:14 PM (MlXgU)

20 Hayek eating an ice cream cone.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hgljybu

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 03:15 PM (BZey7)

21 Or phallammary.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2016 03:15 PM (G12IS)

22 Dammit willowed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:15 PM (rwI+c)

23 The court chef for Louis XIV. The 1904 St. Louis World's Fair. Both were named after Saint Louis. And both are the origin of the different halves of the ice cream cone! Never thought of that before. Pretty amazing coincidence, actually.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2016 03:16 PM (jBuUi)

24 Dammit, I got Willowed in the last thread, responding to "women strutting in church":

When I was a kid, back in the '70s, there was this gal that used to strut in church. Let's see, she was one of a big family, a bunch of kids, mostly girls. She'd been married and was divorced, which was still quite the scandal with the older women (and men) at the time. Including my paternal grandmother, who was sort of queen bee at the church.

I was too young to really understand, nor appreciate it (in my memory, this gal cut quite a nice figure). She would always show up late, and enter the sanctuary when most everyone had sat down and settled in. And here she'd come in, dressed to the nines, with form fitting skirts and all that, usually some hat of some sort. She'd do a strut down the aisle to sit in a pew close to the front.

Again, I was too young to appreciate it at the time. But the men had those silly grins, trying to hide it, on their faces, and the women were shooting her daggers out of their eyes.

Playing around at my grandmother's during that time, she'd get on the phone in the afternoon and talk with all her biddy friends, and I heard her say "whore!" in talking about that gal. Anyway, they were getting ready to run her out. I don't remember the details, but I think someone did have a talking to with her, pissed her off and some broohahhah ensued.

But I was too young to get in on all the talk.

I don't know what happened to her, she's got to be in her 70s now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 03:16 PM (DW+jj)

25 *plants Sharknado flag*

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:17 PM (3Liv/)

26 thanks Methos!



Sharknadus Omnibus Eternus Est

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:18 PM (qtgOZ)

27
SHARK BERG!!

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (qtgOZ)

28 That's yogurt isn't it? I hate yogurt.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (BO/km)

29 Holy crap, that was just the intro!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (rwI+c)

30 and it hasn't even been 10 minutes yet!

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (qtgOZ)

31 *spoiler*

Tara Reid in opening credits. April lives!

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (3Liv/)

32 >>>SHARK BERG!!

Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 08:19 PM (qtgOZ)<<<


A Jewish lawyer?

Posted by: zombie William Shakespeare at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (H9MG5)

33 Let me regale you with my off topic, inane post responsive to absolutely nothing except for my need for attention.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (G12IS)

34 What flavor of ice cream is that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (IqV8l)

35 Brigham's Peppermint Stick Hard to beat

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (eiFlk)

36 Kahn is an advocate of sharia law and admirer of muslim brotherhood. Shoebat.com has all the details. Fuck him and his wife.

Posted by: Fifty at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (H6TNP)

37 I scream You scream We all scream for Ice Cream Strawberry doesn't do it for me like chocolate.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (Z56vq)

38 Wednesday is my birfday. I'll be 26. x2

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 03:20 PM (qUNWi)

39 Happy Birthday, eleven!

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 03:21 PM (Z56vq)

40 *spoiler*

Tara Reid in opening credits. April lives!

*spoiler*

Carrot Top - DOESN'T!!!

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:21 PM (qtgOZ)

41 Think I'm going to make a root beer float.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 03:21 PM (7qAYi)

42 I did like how they flippantly disposed of the issue of leaving the Hoff on the moon in the last movie.

You don't always get that kind of attention to continuity.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:21 PM (3Liv/)

43 HRC gets 4 Pinocchios from the WaPo: http://wpo.st/fQlp1

Posted by: Gran at July 31, 2016 03:21 PM (lcUJ5)

44 Sharknado! Pretty damn funny so far. Just saw the new Star Trek movie, I liked it...

Posted by: IC at July 31, 2016 03:21 PM (KTFfX)

45 Fuck him and his wife.

Posted by: Fifty at July 31, 2016 08:20 PM (H6TNP) 



I hear from a good source that they are very well assimilated. You tell by their adoption of the native garb.

Oh, and, Ewwwww!111!!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 03:22 PM (P/kVC)

46 >>> Let me regale you with my off topic, inane post Well?!?!? We're waiting!!

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2016 03:22 PM (eiFlk)

47 Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 08:20 PM (qUNWi) Happy BD and I'm still older than you. Not Vic old tho

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:22 PM (voOPb)

48 36 Kahn is an advocate of sharia law and admirer of muslim brotherhood. Shoebat.com has all the details. Fuck him and his wife. Posted by: Fifty Ooooh, this could get juicy! But shouldn't we change that to sharkia law?

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2016 03:22 PM (jBuUi)

49 Think I'm going to make a root beer float.
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Just levitate it in a Beernado

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:22 PM (3Liv/)

50 THX ALH and Mis Hum.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 03:23 PM (qUNWi)

51 Screw the students...promise us free, unlimited ice cream and you are the next leader of the free world. Also throw in free beer and you can make that ruler of the cosmos. Hey, it could happen.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 31, 2016 03:23 PM (3ZttN)

52 "Happy Birthday, eleven!" Happy B-Day. 49 again, eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (9ym/8)

53 They couldn't get Jaleel White to play Billionaire Aston Reynolds ?!? The part seems written for him. Did I do that?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (rwI+c)

54 I'm remembering. To my grandmother, and both grandmothers actually, a divorcee was just a filthy, worthless whore. I mean, trash to be thrown out, and thrown out quickly because it smelled so bad.

     Back around that time, 70s, one of my female cousins, her ganddaughter got divorced. As far as my paternal grandmother was concern, this granddaughter was dead.  She had brought the ultimate shame on the family.

   It was just a few years before my grandmother died, and this cousin got remarried. My grandmother just snorted and said what kind of man would want such used, damaged goods.

   That's the way a lot of that generation thought.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (DW+jj)

55 But shouldn't we change that to sharkia law?
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Sharknados never hit muslim countries.

Can't be a coincidence.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (3Liv/)

56 I wanted to know where the sharks would come from in the Vegas desert?

My scientific curiosity has been sated.

Thank you , Sharknado.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:25 PM (qtgOZ)

57 Chocolate Chip is my absolute favorite, but I'd go for Cookies and cream, butter pecan, moose tracks, cherry, chocolate, and many others.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 03:25 PM (bksJQ)

58 49 again, eh? Precisely.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 03:25 PM (qUNWi)

59 Vegas looks almost as bad as it did after Godzilla partied through it.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:25 PM (3Liv/)

60 Fin's son is named Gill.


I am so happy.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:26 PM (qtgOZ)

61 I wanted to know where the sharks would come from in the Vegas desert? They were sucked out of the giant shark tank. How did you miss that??

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:26 PM (rwI+c)

62 Lol Out this motherfucker... Every fucking time. Trump's total slam, innocently couched so he gets away scot free (re why didn't the wife talk) was DELICIOUS.

Posted by: Fifty at July 31, 2016 03:26 PM (H6TNP)

63 Oh, never mind the snark. I redding uncomprehending.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:26 PM (rwI+c)

64 Where is Sharknado being shown?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:27 PM (SRKgf)

65 Did I do that? Posted by: Grump928(C)



I had the exact same thought. I thought it might be Jaleel at first.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:27 PM (qtgOZ)

66 We're waiting!! Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2016 08:22 PM (eiFlk) Obviously you're to obtuse to realize how truly special I am. And I don't appreciate your expectation of performance in exchange for valuing me as a human being.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2016 03:27 PM (G12IS)

67 SyFy

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:27 PM (rwI+c)

68 Unlike the Earth, which is tilted so the poles are in six months of darkness and six months of light, the moon is almost perfectly aligned with its orbit around the sun. You can imagine a single mountain peak near the south pole, going round and round as the moon rotates, illuminated by the sun. In practice, we've now mapped out the moon carefully enough that we see there are some very thin ridges -- crater rims and ridges joining craters -- that are very close to being that. But they're tiny, thin ribbons and their total area is a few football fields.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 31, 2016 03:27 PM (e8kgV)

69 Happy birthday, eleven! And thank you for the ice cream, MisHum. The perfect end to a Sunday. Or any day, really.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (805dc)

70 They were sucked out of the giant shark tank. How did you miss that??

Will Mark Cuban make an appearance?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (BZey7)

71 THX bluebell.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (qUNWi)

72 They were sucked out of the giant shark tank. How did you miss that??


=======


 No I mean I wanted to know when I saw the trailer .

BEFORE the big reveal.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (qtgOZ)

73 Ha! I peed right there off the bridge once.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:29 PM (rwI+c)

74 Oops. I guess she didn't live.

Long live robo-April.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:29 PM (3Liv/)

75 57 Chocolate Chip is my absolute favorite, but I'd go for Cookies and cream, butter pecan, moose tracks, cherry, chocolate, and many others. Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 08:25 PM (bksJQ) Gold Medal Ribbon from Baskin Robbins.

Posted by: Andre the Giant at July 31, 2016 03:30 PM (3ZoRf)

76 how did she survive?

she was bionically-enhanced by Dr. Gary Busey, duh.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:30 PM (qtgOZ)

77 Will Mark Cuban make an appearance? On the Hillary for president commercial

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 03:30 PM (bksJQ)

78 Oh, dam!

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:31 PM (3Liv/)

79 Hagan Daas. Highest calorie count has to mean something, right?

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 03:31 PM (Z56vq)

80 Hi bluebell, you're welcome.

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:31 PM (voOPb)

81 I remember trying to convince some people that the Moon rotated. And I just couldn't get them to understand that it does rotate. Tried all sorts of things and it just wouldn't take hold.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 03:31 PM (DW+jj)

82 67 SyFy Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 08:27 PM (rwI+c) Thanks, Grump!

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (SRKgf)

83 Balderdash! A bouldernado.

Posted by: zombie William Shakespeare at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (H9MG5)

84 "We have to blow up the Grand Canyon".


epic

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (qtgOZ)

85 Train company is hiring

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (voOPb)

86 Sharknados never hit muslim countries. Can't be a coincidence. Posted by: Methos They do -- but they're called sharkdjinn. OK, that wasn't very memoroable. How about -- sharkocco? Nah. I give up.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (jBuUi)

87 Sharknado 4 This has saved Ian zeiring from a life of stripping

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (zOTsN)

88 For the Absolutely Not Suprising at All files, Khan's dad is a Muslim Brotherhood agent, just like Hillary's squeeze and secretary:




Muslim Brotherhood is an outlawed terrorist organization in many ME nations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 03:32 PM (P/kVC)

89 she was bionically-enhanced by Dr. Gary Busey, duh. Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 08:30 PM (qtgOZ) A step up from Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Or did he invent a chicken plucker or something?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:33 PM (SRKgf)

90 Sharknado is filled with so many d list actors It's like the new Hollywood squares

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

91 Rock sharks?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:33 PM (qtgOZ)

92 @86, sharkharam

Posted by: IC at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (KTFfX)

93 This Sharknado franchise is gonna keep Tara Reid in bronzer for life.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (7qAYi)

94 Thousands of coolies died carving that canyon and he's just going to blow it up. For shame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (rwI+c)

95 68 Unlike the Earth, which is tilted so the poles are in six months of darkness and six months of light, the moon is almost perfectly aligned with its orbit around the sun. You can imagine a single mountain peak near the south pole, going round and round as the moon rotates, illuminated by the sun. In practice, we've now mapped out the moon carefully enough that we see there are some very thin ridges -- crater rims and ridges joining craters -- that are very close to being that. But they're tiny, thin ribbons and their total area is a few football fields. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy So what you're trying to say is...they play football on the moon???!??!??

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (jBuUi)

96 81 I remember trying to convince some people that the Moon rotated. And I just couldn't get them to understand that it does rotate. Tried all sorts of things and it just wouldn't take hold. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 08:31 PM (DW+jj) The interesting thing is that the moon always shows the same aspect to us. Conservation of angular momentum from formation?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (SRKgf)

97 This is so bad. P

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (zOTsN)

98 So is Sharknado streaming online?

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (sdi6R)

99 Where are my sharks with frikkin' lasers on their heads rocks lodged all in their body?

Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (H9MG5)

100 >>Kahn is an advocate of sharia law and admirer of muslim brotherhood.

Thanks for the link. Not surprised - at all.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (NOIQH)

101 >>>It's like the new Hollywood squares Only cheesier

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (voOPb)

102 The interesting thing is that the moon always shows the same aspect to us. Tidal lock. Mercury is also locked, to the sun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

103 hey, there's President Palmer!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:36 PM (rwI+c)

104 "Train company is hiring" Do you have to be qualified? Competent? Sober?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:36 PM (9ym/8)

105 Jason Priestly didn't get invited?


They could do Sharknado 90210

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:36 PM (qtgOZ)

106 Conservation of angular momentum from formation?

Magnets.

Posted by: I. C. Posse, Ph.D. at July 31, 2016 03:36 PM (vPc9h)

107 Tidal lock. Mercury is also locked, to the sun. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 08:35 PM (rwI+c) Interesting! The Horde never disappoints. Not knowing shit about astronomy, I was wondering if the phase coherence resulted from the moon spinning off from the earth.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:37 PM (SRKgf)

108 Magnets. Donnie thinks vacuum.

Posted by: Slow Donnie at July 31, 2016 03:38 PM (rwI+c)

109 62 Lol Out this motherfucker... Every fucking time. Trump's total slam, innocently couched so he gets away scot free (re why didn't the wife talk) was DELICIOUS. Posted by: Fifty at July 31, 2016 08:26 PM (H6TNP) I missed it, what happened? Donald survived the Primaries, I have no doubt he will do well in the General.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 03:38 PM (Z56vq)

110 Oh, but we're the racist ones... Bernie Sanders' Own Black Press Secretary Was Profiled and Stereotyped By His Staff, Event Hosts

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at July 31, 2016 03:38 PM (8GNw0)

111 Tidal lock.


Which also explains the events of  Sharknado 3 .

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:38 PM (qtgOZ)

112 Hello ice cream man!

Posted by: Shark at the door at July 31, 2016 03:38 PM (tf/6I)

113 eve'n' 'rons n 'ettes

Posted by: willy at July 31, 2016 03:39 PM (Ffw22)

114
The interesting thing is that the moon always shows the same aspect to us. Conservation of angular momentum from formation?
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Didn't you watch Friday's episode of Ancient Aliens?

It's a hollow satellite used by aliens to spy on us.

The Apollo astronauts discovered this and that's why they  came back from their mission all super serious and kind of freaked out.

/duh.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 31, 2016 03:39 PM (tvyXw)

115 I get the moon rotation but is it really exactly timed to us, not just a few yards off in some period? Hardly anything is perfect in nature.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 03:39 PM (bksJQ)

116 and I sit corrected if the interwebz are to be believed "Is Mercury tidally locked? No. The effect you are referring to in relation to the Moon and Earth is called "Tidal Locking". Many bodies in the Solar System are tidally locked to the object that they orbit, but Mercury is not tidally locked to the Sun. Mercury's rotates exactly three times for every two times it revolves around the Sun."

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:40 PM (rwI+c)

117 >>>It's like the new Hollywood squares

Only cheesier
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With more fake blood.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:40 PM (3Liv/)

118 96: Tidal lock. 

     This gets very involved to detail here, but if you're interested, there are many good online explanations going into various levels of detail.

    The earth is being slowed down by the same tidal forces, and eventually the earth will be in tidal lock with the Moon as well. The sloshing of the tides, which is where "tidal forces" get their name, and similiar elastic effects on the crust causes a friction that slows the rotation down. But the Sun will be a red giant before then, IIRC.

   Conservation of angular momentum requires this process to throw the Moon into a higher orbit, driving it further away.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 03:40 PM (DW+jj)

119 I'm usually passin' by, just 'bout eleven o'clock...

Posted by: Your Ice Cream Man at July 31, 2016 03:40 PM (044Fx)

120 They could do Sharknado 90210
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You know they're totally doing that if they can make 5 more of these.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (3Liv/)

121  Little Caesars has Detroit Style pizza. Is that more or less shooty than Chicago style?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (BZey7)

122 chensa?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (rwI+c)

123 Well, 2016 sucks. And it's not going to get any better. But at least I've got Sharknado 4.

Posted by: AD at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (78/wG)

124 From CNN via Drudge: Khizr Khan: Trump has a 'black soul' The Donald is a soul brother? #BlackSoulsMatter Methinks the Reds have overplayed their hand. Especially in view of tomorrow's terrorist attack by Muslims, which I'm sure The Donald will hang around Khizr's funky neck. They should've just counted coup and withdrawn.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (SRKgf)

125 Wow. She's should not be in HD

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (zOTsN)

126 The Moon always shows the same face to us because it was thrown off by the impact of two planets which formed the Earth and the Moon.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (qUNWi)

127 Detroit style pizza comes with wide spaces between the slices

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (/pUiX)

128 Mmmmmm strawberry ice cream.  It has been too long.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (+eR2D)

129 121 Little Caesars has Detroit Style pizza. Is that more or less shooty than Chicago style? Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 08:41 PM (BZey7) Kind of burnt, the toppings have all left, and it's being made by the same chef for the past 60 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (3ZoRf)

130 Sharknado vs. Nazis

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (7qAYi)

131 >>>Detroit style pizza comes with wide spaces between the slices

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2016 08:42 PM (/pUiX)<<<



Detroit style pizza is topped with octopus.

Posted by: the Detroit Red Wings at July 31, 2016 03:43 PM (H9MG5)

132 They need better background music. This is keeping them all in blow.

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:43 PM (zOTsN)

133 I get the moon rotation but is it really exactly timed to us, not just a few yards off in some period? Hardly anything is perfect in nature. No...but in the course of a human lifetime...always the same face.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 03:43 PM (qUNWi)

134 Nazis only anschluss.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (rwI+c)

135 Just don't order the Flint-style pizza.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (jR7Wy)

136 FFS. NBC owns syfy

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (zOTsN)

137 Love the Hillary sidebar sideboobs! When I gaze into my baby's eyes, I wonder why I ever did anything other than make her happy.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (kb/VD)

138 126 The Moon always shows the same face to us because it was thrown off by the impact of two planets which formed the Earth and the Moon. Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 08:42 PM (qUNWi) That's kind of what I was postulating/ surmising/ wondering: that the phase coherence arose from a common point of origin.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (SRKgf)

139 I thought he was dead!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (rwI+c)

140 Little Caesars has Detroit Style pizza. Is that more or less shooty than Chicago style?
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About the same but half the pizza has no toppings.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (3Liv/)

141 >>>sucks. And it's not going to get any better. But at least I've got Sharknado 4. ---- After last week, it's nice to start the week with a couple of chuckles.

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (voOPb)

142 "Kind of burnt, the toppings have all left, and it's being made by the same chef for the past 60 years. " What is Atlantic City style pizza like?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:45 PM (9ym/8)

143 Hasselhoff too My god Did they all meet in rehab?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

144 Honestly, I thought Gilbert Gottfried died this year. Hell, which dead guy am I thinking of?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:45 PM (rwI+c)

145 Gilbert Gottfried is working again.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:45 PM (qtgOZ)

146 12 For the Absolutely Not Suprising at All files, Khan's dad is a Muslim Brotherhood agent, just like Hillary's squeeze and secretary: http://tinyurl.com/j7r8q3p Posted by: Dystopia Max at July 31, 2016 08:12 PM (UM8Ie) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Worse Khan is a Sharia supporter. Great link, and I am sure more will come in several days. He is part of the problem, not the solution. If he was really interested in helping stop this madness he would first acknowledged Islam needs to change to fit into the modern world. Instead he lectures the infidels over what mean people we are because his son got killed by his fellow Muslims in Iraq. The same Muslims, Khan says, who have nothing to do with any of this.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 31, 2016 03:45 PM (KhJh8)

147 SyFy in partnership with The Weather Channel is proud to present.... CATEGORY 10 SHARKNADO-CANE WITH VELOCIRAPTORS COMING OUT OF YELLOWSTONE VOLCANOS ASS ZIKA EBOLA ASTEROID FROM HELL

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 03:45 PM (MNzex)

148 So my friend is moving to the Boston area for work. She doesn't know anyone there. Any Horde denizens in the area willing to make a new friend?

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 03:46 PM (7lVbc)

149 Bingo chain saw store

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:46 PM (voOPb)

150 I'm a little disappointed. Surely they could have found an excuse to display those Astro-X sweater techs again by now.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:46 PM (3Liv/)

151 Dog!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:46 PM (rwI+c)

152 You can call Mercury a type of tidal lock, it's just not 1:1 (one rotation per revolution). It's 3:2. "Spin-orbit resonance" is another term.

    This gets very complicated. In a circular orbit, only 1:1 tide locks would occur. But in elliptical orbits, if the eccentricity is great enough, then this crazy 3:2 lock can occur (others may be theoretically possible, I can't remember).

     Anyway, you can see this on an energy diagram, constructed carefully taking all the complex factors into account.

        The 3:2 resonance is a *local minimum* on that total energy curve. 1:1 would be even lower energy, but the 3:2 is a local dip that a body can fall into.

   The get Mercury into a nice 1:1 lot, you would have to give it more total energy to get over that hump enough to then fall back into nice 1:1 lock.

     Again, the details are complicated, but it's an effect of the eccentricity of the orbit. The tidal force *magniture* varies along with the orbital speed. Note in a very elliptical orbit, as orbital speed varies, this means that rotational speed cannot be always in sync as it can with a circular orbit.

     It's these little complexities that create the 3:2 resonance/lock.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 03:46 PM (DW+jj)

153 Dog the bounty hunter And a stuffed weasel

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

154 Worse Khan is a Sharia supporter. Great link, and I am sure more will come in several days. If true, he should be the first mofo deported.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (SRKgf)

155 Burning sharknado! Ahahahaha!

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (3Liv/)

156 Flaming sharks, oh yes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (rwI+c)

157 Anyone speak Norwegian? I need a non literal translation of a City Name. Narvik Nar = when vik = viking, viking settlement But what does it mean in common speak? Anyone?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (WVsWD)

158 CATEGORY 10 SHARKNADO-CANE WITH VELOCIRAPTORS COMING OUT OF YELLOWSTONE VOLCANOS ASS ZIKA EBOLA ASTEROID FROM HELL Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 08:45 PM (MNzex) You forgot to call this Sharknado-Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (3ZoRf)

159 Shark ado hits an oils field, gets filled with oil, catches fire on the electric wires Firenado

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (zOTsN)

160 Charon : Pluto is 1:1.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (/pUiX)

161 Is this is the same sharknado or  a different one?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (qtgOZ)

162 Methinks the Reds have overplayed their hand. Especially in view of tomorrow's terrorist attack by Muslims, which I'm sure The Donald will hang around Khizr's funky neck. They should've just counted coup and withdrawn. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 08:41 PM (SRKgf) Truck bomb in Afghanistan and now some type of explosion in Rio. The libs are getting desperate.

Posted by: willy at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (Ffw22)

163 Hell, which dead guy am I thinking of?

Well, I'm the default.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (Tyii7)

164 When will there be Elephantnado with rock throwing elephants?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (IqV8l)

165 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 08:46 PM (DW+jj) Fascinating!

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (SRKgf)

166 Fieryoilbouldersharknado!

Posted by: just keeps getting better at July 31, 2016 03:48 PM (H9MG5)

167 And bybthe time the delivery guy gets back to his car, the radio and battery have been stolen and its sitting on four milk crates.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 31, 2016 03:49 PM (CtNpS)

168 What is Atlantic City style pizza like? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 08:45 PM (9ym/ I dunno, what is Atlantic City pizza like?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:49 PM (3ZoRf)

169 >>>Firenado Disappointed in you TX morons, you didn't tell us your state was part of sharknado 4

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 03:49 PM (voOPb)

170 The moon is a hoax. The earth is flat with a glass dome. There is no escape.

Posted by: that guy who is calling bullshit on everything in 2016 at July 31, 2016 03:50 PM (E4NQ0)

171 Fieryoilbouldersharknado!


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See? Global warming.


Settled.

Posted by: The Weather Channel at July 31, 2016 03:50 PM (qtgOZ)

172 Is this is the same sharknado or a different one?
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It's the same storm from Vegas, but it's transforming.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:50 PM (3Liv/)

173 >>Methinks the Reds have overplayed their hand. Especially in view of tomorrow's terrorist attack by Muslims, which I'm sure The Donald will hang around Khizr's funky neck.


Would have up to about a year ago, but not now after Paris, Brussels, Nice, NYE rapey gropey on Cologne, San Bernardino, Orlando, Munich, various machete attacks, Rouen, and on and on...

Hillary and the DNC had the nerve to put this guy front and center (Thursday night) days after islamists murder/behead a Catholic priest.

Normal people not buying what they're selling.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 03:50 PM (NOIQH)

174 When will there be Elephantnado with rock throwing elephants?
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Those aren't rocks.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:51 PM (3Liv/)

175 164 When will there be Elephantnado with rock throwing elephants? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 08:48 PM (IqV8l) The offices at NRO when Trump gets sworn in.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 03:51 PM (7qAYi)

176 Sharknado 4, LOL, awesome.
Who is the black chick with the apparently large rack?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 03:51 PM (8iiMU)

177 Angry Muslim guy scolding you is not as appealing as they think

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

178 "Honestly, I thought Gilbert Gottfried died this year. " Nooooooooo!!!!! *collapses*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:51 PM (9ym/8)

179 Went to seethe new "Jason Bourne" movie on Friday evening. There is the scene where a Mark Zukerberg-like character, Aaron Kalloor, stands in front of an auditorium and give the biggest collection of high-tech buzzwords ever seen in a Hollywood movie. I turned to my son and said ... "Did you notice that he said absolutely nothing?"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 31, 2016 03:52 PM (e8kgV)

180 It's the same storm from Vegas, but it's transforming.

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Moving west to east. Of course, of course.


Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:52 PM (qtgOZ)

181 They have a young Tits McGee wearing some black leather strappy whatnot

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:53 PM (zOTsN)

182 "I dunno, what is Atlantic City pizza like? " No punchline, just wondering if Detroit style is that shitty............well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:53 PM (9ym/8)

183 I can't remember if I saw Sharknado 3 or not.

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 03:53 PM (7lVbc)

184 For the Absolutely Not Suprising at All files, Khan's dad is a Muslim Brotherhood agent, just like Hillary's squeeze and secretary:

http://tinyurl.com/j7r8q3p
Posted by: Dystopia Max at July 31, 2016 08:12 PM (UM8Ie)



So Kahn is an islamist who blamed Trump for islamists killing his son. 

I wonder if Trump does hit bing/google for a few minutes before responding to the weak attacks. They say he thrashes about blindly but sure seems to be right most (if not all) the time.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (P/kVC)

185 183 I can't remember if I saw Sharknado 3 or not.


oh, you would remember.


Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (qtgOZ)

186 Normal people not buying what they're selling. Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2016 08:50 PM (NOIQH) Angry Muslim guy scolding you is not as appealing as they think Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 08:51 PM (zOTsN) Yep. I think this may backfire badly on the Reds. All it will take is tomorrow's Muslim terrorist atrocity to put "paid" to this meme.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (SRKgf)

187 So much fake hair

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (zOTsN)

188 I saw Sharknado on Amazon Prime some time ago. I was totally bored. I've never seen so much nothing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (AroJD)

189 Tim, I think Vik also meant shore, beach and sound.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (ry34m)

190 Oh my they are bringing in the Ditch Witch

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 03:54 PM (BZey7)

191 Shooting a Rpg makes it change course?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

192 No punchline, just wondering if Detroit style is that shitty............well. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 08:53 PM (9ym/ I dunno, I tried to come up with something but had nothing beyond boardwalk bacon and overpriced pepperoni. Oh, and it was delivered in a violin case for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:55 PM (3ZoRf)

193 Electronado!!!

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:55 PM (3Liv/)

194 188 I saw Sharknado on Amazon Prime some time ago. I was totally bored. I've never seen so much nothing. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2016 08:54 PM (AroJD) Didn't watch the DNC, I take it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:55 PM (SRKgf)

195 Rock sharks?
Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 08:33 PM


Who would buy that?

Posted by: Rock lobsters[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:55 PM (ucdRb)

196 Great finish at the PGA championship today. I'll admit golf can be boring the first three rounds but the last round of a tournament is rarely boring.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (MNgU2)

197 The Moon is in a tidal lock with Earth, that low energy point. But the Earth is slowly locking with the Moon, which throws it farther away and slows it's own rotation down further. This will take so long the Sun will be a red giant before, and other gravitational effects of the Sun losing mass and all that will cause other perturbations. We can't be exactly sure what's going to happen to the Earth-Moon system as the Sun's life comes to an end.

     Now, the Moon's orbit is not perfectly circular, it's slightly elliptical. As I mentioned above, this means the instantaneous orbital and rotational speeds cannot be always in sync.

   As a result, the Moon sort of wobbles, and shows more than one hemisphere to us.  This is called "libration". The Wiki page on the orbit of the Moon will show a speeded up picture of the face of the Moon, and you can see the libration.

   The ancients used to meticulously detail all the complex motions. They had no idea what was going on, but the ancients were obsessed with it. This was the stuff of the gods.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (DW+jj)

198 Right now we are again seeing the full-on collusion and coordination between the Democrat party and the media. This Khan story is be pushed like Sandra Fluke in 2012. If it doesn't gain traction they will try something else to show Trump to be a bigot.

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (Y/5qL)

199 I just enjoy seeing all the hasbeen That Guy!s.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (rwI+c)

200 163 Hell, which dead guy am I thinking of? Well, I'm the default. Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at July 31, 2016 08:48 PM (Tyii7) Thread Winner.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (Z56vq)

201 >>Angry Muslim guy scolding you is not as appealing as they think


I know, right?
I get the feeling racists have started tuning me out every time I have to scold you after a muslim attack.


[On a serious note, was at a crowded food court at a yuuuge mall last weekend, saw two bearded dudes and immediately started to think: what's our exit plan is some jihadi starts shooting up the place? Can't imagine I'm the only one who's had that thought jump to mind while out doing a perfectly normal thing in a place that jihadis have hit recently. No amount of citizen-shaming will suppress this.]

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (NOIQH)

202 Just saw the new Star Trek movie, I liked it... Posted by: IC at July 31, 2016 08:21 PM (KTFfX) I like it better than the last one. This one is actually its own movie and not an homage fest. Plus the rest of the crew gets to do some stuff. Not perfect, but a good movie.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (Ee2nz)

203 Like someone noted upthread, it's like Hollywood Squares.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (rwI+c)

204 I was pretty impressive at the DNC.

Posted by: Freaknado at July 31, 2016 03:57 PM (Tyii7)

205 We can't be exactly sure what's going to happen to the Earth-Moon system as the Sun's life comes to an end. Clearly, we need a Federal program to extend the sun's life! /Democrat

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 03:57 PM (SRKgf)

206 It must've been a Sharknado that I ran into in Reno in '74...what a night!  God, I miss the 70's.

Posted by: Warren Beatty at July 31, 2016 03:57 PM (3b9U4)

207 Kahn is also an immigration lawyer specializing in bringing pakis to usa. He's literally talking his own book here. So noble. So brave. Fuck him hard.

Posted by: Fifty at July 31, 2016 03:58 PM (H6TNP)

208 A comment on convicting the innocent. It's a good thing Marilyn Mosby's incompetence exceeded her corruption or we would have had more innocents convicted.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)

209 LOL, the sharknado techno-babble has reached shark-like proportions!

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 03:58 PM (8iiMU)

210 From ye Viki: The town is named after the old Narvik farm ("Narduigh" – 1567), since the town is built on its ground.[4] The Norse form of the name was probably *Knarravík, and the first element is then the genitive pluralis of knarr 'merchant ship' – the last element is vík 'inlet'. The name Knarravík (modern forms Knarvik or Narvik) is found several places along the Norwegian coast (and three places in the old Norwegian province of Bohuslän), and it is referring to good, natural ports.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 03:59 PM (jR7Wy)

211 Hassellhoff is running like he needs a hip replacement

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 03:59 PM (zOTsN)

212 Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at July 31, 2016 08:56 PM (NOIQH) I have a plan when I'm anywhere in public. It's a habit.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 03:59 PM (MNgU2)

213 >>>>Narvik<<<<

Wiki says it comes from Knarravik and it means "merchant ship inlet".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 31, 2016 03:59 PM (tEDMc)

214 uh oh.

Tara Reids boobs are about to escape.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 03:59 PM (qtgOZ)

215 They could do Sharknado 90210
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You know they're totally doing that if they can make 5 more of these.
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This wasn't on our list yet.

You guys are awesome!

Posted by: SYFY Channel Writers Guild at July 31, 2016 04:00 PM (tvyXw)

216 "I dunno, I tried to come up with something but had nothing beyond boardwalk bacon and overpriced pepperoni. Oh, and it was delivered in a violin case for some reason. " Well, there we have it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:00 PM (9ym/8)

217 198 Right now we are again seeing the full-on collusion and coordination between the Democrat party and the media. This Khan story is be pushed like Sandra Fluke in 2012. If it doesn't gain traction they will try something else to show Trump to be a bigot.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 31, 2016 08:56 PM (Y/5qL)



It's going to be very interesting to watch the Presstitutes and the Donks do what 15 GOPers did in the primary -- sling all sorts of mud and lies, with constantly increasing desperation.....to less and less effect.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 04:00 PM (EzgxV)

218 210 LOL, the sharknado techno-babble has reached shark-like proportions!

Posted by: Ian Galt

I remember a lot of biting, but not a lot of dirty talk.

Posted by: Warren Beatty at July 31, 2016 04:00 PM (3b9U4)

219 Hmm. Maybe bionic after all.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:00 PM (3Liv/)

220 215 uh oh. Tara Reids boobs are about to escape. Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 08:59 PM (qtgOZ) Well, they have incubated in the host long enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:00 PM (3ZoRf)

221 Tara Reid in black tights, with puppies contemplating escape....will she be killed off?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:01 PM (8iiMU)

222 the Sun will be a red giant - So global warming is real.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 04:01 PM (Nwg0u)

223 Posted by: Erick Erickson wearing nothing but Ugg Boots and a smoking jacket at July 31, 2016 08:58 PM (MNzex) You and Jonah Goldberg would be awesome snacks for a shark

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 04:01 PM (voOPb)

224 Tara Reids boobs are about to escape. Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 08:59 PM (qtgOZ) They will escape, once she files an environmental impact report on releasing that much silicone into the environment.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 04:01 PM (SRKgf)

225 Of course it might mean "place where the British Navy grinds the Kriegsmarine to pulp".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 31, 2016 04:02 PM (tEDMc)

226 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes?

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:02 PM (7lVbc)

227 I had grilled fish and shrimp for supper. That was healthy. Now I want ice cream, and I know just where some is. In my freezer.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2016 04:02 PM (zLDYs)

228 The ancients used to meticulously detail all the complex motions. They had no idea what was going on, but the ancients were obsessed with it. This was the stuff of the gods. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 08:56 PM (DW+jj) Are obsessed with it or you die.

Posted by: Mohammed at July 31, 2016 04:02 PM (E4NQ0)

229 They will escape, once she files an environmental impact report on releasing that much silicone into the environment. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf) Lol. Worse than Flint!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:02 PM (3ZoRf)

230 The war's over, baby! Drop them bombs!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 31, 2016 04:02 PM (Tyii7)

231 >>If it doesn't gain traction they will try
something else to show Trump to be a bigot.

He's overdue for a confrontation by crying illegal immigrant kids demanding he not deport mom and dad. They love doing this to Republicans.


Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 04:03 PM (NOIQH)

232 227 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes? Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc) Honestly, I do not think it will mean anything. His campaign seems to be handling it just right (saying she is pretty and the photos were an expression of that, and staying on issue.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:03 PM (3ZoRf)

233 230 They will escape, once she files an environmental impact report on releasing that much silicone into the environment. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf) Lol. Worse than Flint! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (3ZoRf) Keep Tara Reid away from Jenny McCarthy. We don't want to risk a criticality event.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 04:03 PM (SRKgf)

234 You and Jonah Goldberg would be awesome snacks for a shark
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Isn't Johan Goldberg on tour now with Demi Lovato?

Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at July 31, 2016 04:04 PM (tvyXw)

235 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 08:59 PM (jR7Wy) Thanks! That's some good info. Now I need a translation of Knarr.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 04:04 PM (WVsWD)

236 Thanks! That's some good info. Now I need a translation of Knarr. I want to know why Hillary's parents mispelled "Hilary."

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 04:05 PM (SRKgf)

237 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes?
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I'm going with the odds-more Trump votes, like every other media attack.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:05 PM (3Liv/)

238 In Soviet Amerika shark jump you!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 04:05 PM (rwI+c)

239 Keep Tara Reid away from Jenny McCarthy. We don't want to risk a criticality event. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf) I still remember the "Deep Horizon" spill- Pam Anderson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:05 PM (3ZoRf)

240 Apparently there will be a van Helsing tv series.

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:05 PM (7lVbc)

241 227 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes? Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc) --- More votes. It's such an obvious ploy to shame the opposition and it only makes them look petty.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:05 PM (jR7Wy)

242 227 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes? Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc) More. The totalitarians are coming off as bullies and cruel this time around. Plus, they were modeling shots from 15-20 years ago. And she is and was an international model.

Posted by: Mohammed at July 31, 2016 04:06 PM (E4NQ0)

243 I dont remember the press going nuts over the naked picts of the french first lady, Carla Somethingortheother. Watched Heathers. The movie has withstood the test of time. It's still very funny satire. 3 thumbs up!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:06 PM (iQIUe)

244 >>>Keep Tara Reid away from Jenny McCarthy. We don't want to risk a criticality event. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf) Too late, google the youtubes for a great cat fight between them a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2016 04:06 PM (+b2T3)

245 Why can't hassellhoff walk normally

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:06 PM (zOTsN)

246 Stacey Dash!

Posted by: just keeps getting better at July 31, 2016 04:06 PM (H9MG5)

247 Stacy dash. Well. The tights are bad

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:06 PM (zOTsN)

248 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes?

Posted by:  July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc) 



Not sure, but to be safe it should neutralized with some naked Bubba pics from twenty years ago.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 04:07 PM (P/kVC)

249 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes?
Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc)

No Melania's photos wont make any difference. But Hillary can win by threatening a release of naked photos of her or Michele  though.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:07 PM (BZey7)

250 Crossover with Lavalantula!!

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:07 PM (3Liv/)

251 OH my. Old Steve Guttenburg. Looks like my synagogue.

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

252 >>>Watched Heathers. The movie has withstood the test of time. It's still very funny satire. 3 thumbs up! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 09:06 PM (iQIUe) :::rubs hands together evilly::: Good...good...let Winona love flow through you ...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2016 04:08 PM (+b2T3)

253 The Moon always shows the same face to us because it was thrown off by the impact of two planets which formed the Earth and the Moon. - If the Moon showed us two faces, we wouldn't call it a Moon. We would call it a Clinton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 04:08 PM (Nwg0u)

254 246 Why can't hassellhoff walk normally Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 09:06 PM (zOTsN) Crawling around on the ground for cheeseburgers is hard on the knees.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:08 PM (3ZoRf)

255 He is a crazy old dude. Wow. Terrible acting

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:09 PM (zOTsN)

256 Is Bill Clinton in charge of the naked pics of Melania? They will be sticky.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 04:09 PM (Z56vq)

257 Naked pics of a European model doing modeling is an issue? Give me a break. It's a non factor.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 04:09 PM (MNgU2)

258 234 230 They will escape, once she files an environmental impact report on releasing that much silicone into the environment. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf) Lol. Worse than Flint! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (3ZoRf) Keep Tara Reid away from Jenny McCarthy. We don't want to risk a criticality event. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf) She had a critical nip slip a few years back - looked like a damn wolverine did her boob job.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 04:09 PM (7qAYi)

259 How long ago was Khan's Democrat convention speech planned? And what kind of communication was their prior to it between Democrat operatives and their "media" colleagues? 

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:09 PM (Y/5qL)

260 Hoff seems sort of intoxicated

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:09 PM (zOTsN)

261 Okay, just switched over to 'nado. About the normal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:10 PM (9ym/8)

262 Knarr = Knorr

Either a type of round bottomed cargo ship, or a tasty dehydrated dip/soup stock. 

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 04:10 PM (ry34m)

263 Sharknado is attacking a comic con!! Flying nerds!

Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2016 04:10 PM (P2Sby)

264 Paul Shafer. Geebus

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:10 PM (zOTsN)

265 227 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes? Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc) If Melania has gone spread eagle in modeling pictures, it would throw the election to Clinton.

Posted by: that guy at July 31, 2016 04:11 PM (E4NQ0)

266 Sharknado V: This Time It's Sharkpersonal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)

267 Since when is THIS? ... *Melania covered in morning dew* ... more beautiful than THIS? *scowling Michelle*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2016 04:12 PM (VdICR)

268 The Moon's orbit also precesses. This is known as apsidial precession. The near and far points of an elliptic orbit are in general known as periapsis and apoapsis. For the earth, perigee and apogee can be used, and for the Sun, perihelion and aphelion. For a star, periastron and apoastron.

 For an orbit around the Moon itself, one can say pericynthion and apocynthion.  Or screw all that and stick with apses.

  Anyway, perigee of the Moon's orbit itself rotates around the Earth every 8.85 years. Note this is not in sync with anything. Now, there are even subtler perturbations of the Moon's orbit.

 In fact, we now know the Moon's orbit so well, thanks to lunar laser ranging due to the reflectors placed there by Apollo, that it is known to 2cm accuracy. Probably better now.

       At this level, Netwonian Gravity fails.  General Relativity however, has it nailed. Kenneth Nortvedt, one of the High Priests of General Relativity and particularly observational gravitation, showed that General Relativity predicts the observed motion of the Moon to within that 2cm range of accuracy.

     He was trying to tease out sub-millimeter accuracy.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:12 PM (DW+jj)

269 Stacy dash. Well. The tights are bad

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 09:06 PM (zOTsN)

Please to not criticize my beloved....

https://worldofblackheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/stacey-dash1.jpg

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2016 04:12 PM (Zu3d9)

270 "Paul Shafer. Geebus" Damn World's Largest Ball of Twine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:12 PM (9ym/8)

271 How long ago was Khan's Democrat convention speech planned? And what kind of communication was their prior to it between Democrat operatives and their "media" colleagues?
---
We can tell you.

Posted by: Wikileaks and their NSA 'source' at July 31, 2016 04:13 PM (3Liv/)

272 Cownado

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:13 PM (zOTsN)

273 >>>If Melania has gone spread eagle in modeling pictures, it would throw the election to Clinton. Posted by: that guy at July 31, 2016 09:11 PM (E4NQ0) I think the threshold is butterfly labia.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2016 04:13 PM (+b2T3)

274 Now I want a Hagan-Daaz ice cream cone. I haven't had them probably since college days.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 31, 2016 04:14 PM (Jen0I)

275 Cownado!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:14 PM (9ym/8)

276 Khan's speech and claims aren't believed by anyone including the most ardent Dem supporter. The more a Muslim tries to excuse Muslim terrorism the more he has the opposite effect. The only thing that can obscure that fact is attacking crap outside of what was said and making it personal.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 04:14 PM (MNgU2)

277 OMG. There's tornadoes in Kansas, and they're following a yellow brick road.

Posted by: just keeps getting better at July 31, 2016 04:14 PM (H9MG5)

278 Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 09:10 PM (ry34m) Thanks! Think I got it now. It does make sense. I can see why they shortened "Good place to dock your ship" to "Narvik" Saves time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 04:14 PM (WVsWD)

279 Cownado

Are we back to the food thread?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:15 PM (BZey7)

280 Cross=bow!

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:15 PM (8iiMU)

281 Uh-oh. "Assault weapons." *creepy music*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:15 PM (9ym/8)

282 Gilbert is stealing this movie.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:15 PM (qtgOZ)

283 Chainsaw broadsword. Soon to be in a Doom clone near you.

Posted by: Wikileaks and their NSA 'source' at July 31, 2016 04:15 PM (3Liv/)

284 Cheryl Tiegs. My lord

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

285 Hmm. While cones are nice, I think it's time for a ginger ale float. Thomas Kemper plus Trader Joe's French Vanilla. Then back to listening to the Mariners slaughter the Cubs. Hopefully.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (/WPPJ)

286 Black chick just got it. They always do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (9ym/8)

287 Cross bow

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

288 Gilbert is stealing this movie. Melissa?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (qUNWi)

289 Mr. Khan seems to forget that thousands of other parents have lost children to the debacle in the ME. In case he forgot, many of those that were deployed stated their purpose was to keep the war there and not bring it home. By his advocacy for little to no vetting of those from terrorist countries, he is belittling and deprecating their sacrifice and, perhaps, his own son's. Plus, in case he is oblivious to facts, Obama, through his short-sightedness and unfailingly naive stupidity, created the vacuum that has made that sacrifice meaningless. Perhaps the tables should be turned by some of those parents who still grieve over the little value placed on their child's life by Obama, whom Mr. Khan seems to see as an innocent.

Posted by: ever at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (QZdJj)

290 Cheryl Tiegs, you are right!
And the black chick got it.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (8iiMU)

291  This is why we need ARs and high capacity mags!

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:16 PM (BZey7)

292 How long ago was Khan's Democrat convention speech planned? And what kind of communication was their prior to it between Democrat operatives and their "media" colleagues?

Posted by: cm9000 at July 31, 2016 09:09 PM (Y/5qL)


Not long enough for the Dem'chong to really think about it. The guy does have ties to the Clinton machine, but also familial ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.


Trump should change subjects and call for the Muslim Brotherhood to be designated a terrorist organization as half the middle-east has.


Then bring it back full circle showing how the current administration and Clintons have been thoroughly infiltrated.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 04:17 PM (P/kVC)

293 I saw Butterfly Labia open for Great White at the Civic Arena in '89.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2016 04:17 PM (89T5c)

294 This is why we need ARs and high capacity mags! Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 09:16 PM (BZey7) You are only allowed spear guns.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 04:17 PM (MNgU2)

295 Those are some hellacious mountains for Kansas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (9ym/8)

296 >>>265 Paul Shafer. Geebus

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 09:10 PM (zOTsN)<<<

All I can think of now is Chris Kattan's portrayal of Shaffer to Norm MacDonald's Letterman in an old SNL sketch.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (jV8Mq)

297 I watched something on Netflix yesterday - Time Lapse - which is about 3 rather stupid young roommates who happen across a camera that can take pictures of the next day. It was rather interesting, low budget, look at predestination.

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (7lVbc)

298 Cheryl Tiegs, you are right!
And the black chick got it.



Another bionic-enhancement candidate for Dr. Gary Busey.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (qtgOZ)

299 294 I saw Butterfly Labia open for Great White at the Civic Arena in '89. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2016 09:17 PM (89T5c) Triple word play!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (3ZoRf)

300 >>How long ago was Khan's Democrat convention speech planned? And what kind of communication was their prior to it between Democrat operatives and their "media" colleagues?


'Ette nckate has mentioned several times that Kahn is on the speech circuit for other Democrats, so this wasn't his first outing. So, he's more like Sandra Fluke in that he's an activist who's been busy honing his message in the minor leagues, and the DNC appearance was him making it to the show.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (NOIQH)

301 Again, only the scold Church-lady jealous types on "our side" will be upset by this.

 Leftists will try to use it somehow, but they'll have to sort of contort themselves to be agin. Maybe the Patriarchy exploiting the young Melania. Or some nonsense. And the left will try to rile up the Church-lady contigent.

   Erick Erickson and Rich Lowry might get in a snit about it.

   They are "tasteful erotica" types of nudes, not "porn", for those snobs that like to make a distinction. No spread labia (dammit....), no girl-girl stuff. :-)

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:18 PM (DW+jj)

302 Is Cheryl still hot?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:19 PM (qUNWi)

303 >>>They always do Phrasing

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 04:19 PM (voOPb)

304 296 Those are some hellacious mountains for Kansas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 09:18 PM (9ym/

Probably right near the river valley near Keokuk.



Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:19 PM (8iiMU)

305 "Melissa?" No, Gottfried. The man is an under-appreciated genius.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:19 PM (9ym/8)

306 I watched something on Netflix yesterday - Time Lapse - which is about 3 rather stupid young roommates who happen across a camera that can take pictures of the next day. It was rather interesting, low budget, look at predestination. Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:18 PM Heck, that was an old Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 04:19 PM (IqV8l)

307 "I dunno, what is Atlantic City pizza like? " It comes in an empty box.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2016 04:19 PM (KREV5)

308 >>>Those are some hellacious mountains for Kansas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 09:18 PM (9ym/ <<<



Maybe they're implants too? Everyone else has them in this, why not Kansas?

Posted by: just keeps getting better at July 31, 2016 04:20 PM (H9MG5)

309 227 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes?

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 09:02 PM (7lVbc)



Trump's fate is to be defined by his enemies -- but not as his enemies would wish him to be defined.....rather as being someone hated by certain kinds of person -- who, in turn, are utterly despised by a large portion of the electorate. By the time his election rolls around, everyone voting for him will be thinking, "illegal aliens are against him", "the press is against him", "slackers are against him", "pajama boys are against him", "the political elite that gets away with murder is against him", "unaccountable faceless Federal bureaucrats are against him", "the Davos crowd is against him", "unions are against him", "SJWs are against him", etc.



To which the overwhelming response will be, "well, they can go f*** themselves -- I'm pulling the lever for Trump".



I don't think Melania will have any impact at all.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 04:20 PM (EzgxV)

310 I've been following all the muslim demos in Germany today and they are scary. Germany is Fudged!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:20 PM (iQIUe)

311 306 "Melissa?" No, Gottfried. The man is an under-appreciated genius. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 09:19 PM (9ym/ He was great in the TV sitcom Wings.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 04:20 PM (MNgU2)

312 Is Kansas the show me your boobs state?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:21 PM (qUNWi)

313 From what I see the Melania nude pics were sourced from the NY Post, which until now has been pro-Trump, which is curious. NY Post couldn't resist? Murdoch forcing a change in direction? It won't sway either core base. Black Men will say goddam and give a thumbs up. It gives Trump a license to kill. We need a thread on Hillary today on Fox with Chris Wallace.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2016 04:21 PM (bQxkN)

314 313 Is Kansas the show me your boobs state? Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 09:21 PM (qUNWi) No, that's Louisiana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:22 PM (3ZoRf)

315 Cheryl is wearing a house coat over a muumuu, has her stiff hair sprayed over her face to hide wrinkles and something weird has happened to her mouth and teeth. She's the hottest old lady in her retirement village

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:22 PM (zOTsN)

316 Heck, that was an old Twilight Zone episode. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 09:19 PM (IqV8l) It probably was!

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:22 PM (7lVbc)

317 'do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes?' I vote for more photos.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 31, 2016 04:23 PM (BO/km)

318 I had to fix the stupid shower handle.


Why is April bionic and why does she think everyone else is dead? Amnesia?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:23 PM (qtgOZ)

319 Dammit, I was going to try to get to thinking about the GR frame dragging contribution to the Moon's orbit (which Nordtvedt showed was about 6m worth of non-Netwonian perturbation to the Moon's orbital spread as it were).

  But then I got to thinking about labia and such. Labia overpowers any high powered shit in my mind. Always does. It's a wonderful thing. I think it improves my thinking on these other high minded pursuits when I can get my mind around to it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:23 PM (DW+jj)

320 >>>Is Kansas the show me your boobs state?
Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 09:21 PM (qUNWi)

No, that's Louisiana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 09:22 PM (3ZoRf) <<<



Ahem. No, that would be me. And they're always on display.

Posted by: Florida at July 31, 2016 04:23 PM (H9MG5)

321 315 I'm living in a country where Sharknado is the haut entertainment feature of the week and a prospective Republican candidates former model wife is getting slut-shamed by all of a sudden patriotic, flag waving, troop supporting, mom, baseball and apple pie Democrats. Cool, I, always wondered what it would be like to live in a Phillip K. Dick story. Posted by: Erick Erickson wearing nothing but Ugg Boots and a smoking jacket at July 31, 2016 09:21 PM (MNzex) *snort*

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2016 04:23 PM (sdi6R)

322 Tiegs has to be almost 70.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 04:24 PM (MNgU2)

323 Texas -> Kansas -> St.Louis...

Yup, they're headed for shitcago.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:24 PM (3Liv/)

324 Because it never fails to move me, I give you: Gilbert Gottfried reads "50 Shades of Grey" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:24 PM (jR7Wy)

325 Tired of the kids screaming. Let him go

Posted by: ThunderB at July 31, 2016 04:24 PM (zOTsN)

326 Ahem. No, that would be me. And they're always on display. Posted by: Florida at July 31, 2016 09:23 PM (H9MG5) I always thought Florida was another bit of human anatomy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:24 PM (3ZoRf)

327 Think I got it now. It does make sense. I can see why they shortened "Good place to dock your ship" to "Narvik"

Saves time.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 09:14 PM (WVsWD)


Ask
Cholmondeley Featherstonehaugh about that.  I think he lives in Worchestershire.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 04:25 PM (ry34m)

328 LOL, hold on, or grab you hand? Which is it, EYE-an Ziering?


Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:25 PM (8iiMU)

329 "Ahem. No, that would be me. And they're always on display. " Maybe I need to go back to Florida some day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:25 PM (9ym/8)

330 They released a tape one of the priest beheaders made in his mom's living room telling the muslims of France to rise up and kill their neighbors. Nice, and mom says he's a gentle soul.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:25 PM (iQIUe)

331 Why is April bionic and why does she think everyone else is dead? Amnesia?
--
Must be a side effect of getting hit with a chunk of shuttle.

After all, she did see everyone alive at the end of the last movie.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:25 PM (3Liv/)

332 "Trump's fate is to be defined by his enemies --" Agreed. "The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people."

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2016 04:25 PM (bQxkN)

333 Cool, I, always wondered what it would be like to live in a Phillip K. Dick story.

===========================

Hey
, Erick. Newsflash.



Your whole life is a dick story

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:26 PM (qtgOZ)

334 All I can think of now is Chris Kattan's portrayal of Shaffer to Norm MacDonald's Letterman in an old SNL sketch.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2016 09:18 PM (jV8Mq)



Norm's Letterman was hilarious so was his Larry King.

Posted by: cm9000[/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:26 PM (Y/5qL)

335 Who is the mayor chick?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:26 PM (9ym/8)

336 I'm living in a country where Sharknado is the haut entertainment feature of the week and a prospective Republican candidates former model wife is getting slut-shamed by all of a sudden patriotic, flag waving, troop supporting, mom, baseball and apple pie Democrats. Cool, I, always wondered what it would be like to live in a Phillip K. Dick story. - So you're saying Melania is an android? Any idea where I could get one?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 04:26 PM (Nwg0u)

337 Hillary's feet made a cameo.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (qtgOZ)

338 Wife whose husband disappeared on the Malaysian jet says the wife of the president of Malaysia told her the pilots crashed the plane. I think she's right. Another case of Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (iQIUe)

339 Okay, I thought that would have happened in Kansas.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (3Liv/)

340 >>>I always thought Florida was another bit of human anatomy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 09:24 PM (3ZoRf)<<<


That might have been better if autocucumber didn't step on my Floriduh joke.

Posted by: Florida at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (H9MG5)

341 Serious question - do you guys think the naked Melania photos will mean less Trump votes or more Trump votes? This photo business reminds me of an old Perry Mason episode from 1964. A woman's daughter is being blackmailed by a photographer who threatens to publish some nude photos of the daughter. It seems the same guy threatened to do the same thing to the mother several years before. When the mother was questioned on the stand about the details in her own case she stated that she told the blackmailer "publish and go to blazes. I'm proud of my figure!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (IqV8l)

342 I would swear they're using Go Pros for some of those shots. The Hoff has standards damn it. It will be a jarring contrast in 2020 with Christopher Nolan's Sharknado Rises.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (VdICR)

343 You know, the porn photographers and directors learned a little trick with tape and "stickum" of some sort to keep that nice butterfly labia effect.

 The pussy primping gets quite involved. Off camera, there's a team concerned with keeping everything just right.  That's good production values.

    Don't ask how I know this shit. A friend told me.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:28 PM (DW+jj)

344 So, is Hills legally blind or is that just an internet rumor?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 04:28 PM (P/kVC)

345 Ah, *now gets it*

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:28 PM (3Liv/)

346 The Dem convention had white-noise machines to manage the crowds. They only needed it when they were honoring the police and the military. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2016 04:29 PM (VdICR)

347 253 >>>Watched Heathers. The movie has withstood the test of time. It's still very funny satire. 3 thumbs up! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 09:06 PM (iQIUe) :::rubs hands together evilly::: Good...good...let Winona love flow through you ... Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2016 09:08 PM (+b2T3) =========== Re-watched Age of Innocence and it was a stinker when it was released and it is a stinker now.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:29 PM (iQIUe)

348 Yup, they're headed for shitcago. - Land of the sideways held gun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 04:29 PM (Nwg0u)

349 Well...took a half a codeine for my tooth. Feeling no pain. Only got one pill left to get me to Monday.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:29 PM (qUNWi)

350 I feel kind of bad for her that she cannot appreciate Melania photos.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 04:29 PM (P/kVC)

351 Ah, love.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:30 PM (9ym/8)

352 Good now I get it.

Robo Tara Reid.


Am gonna check Amazon for one of those.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:30 PM (qtgOZ)

353 Know a man's vices by his friends. Know his virtues by his enemies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2016 04:30 PM (VdICR)

354 I saw Butterfly Labia open for Great White at the Civic Arena in '89.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2016 09:17 PM (89T5c)


Close.  So very very close.

Posted by: David Coverdale at July 31, 2016 04:30 PM (JO9+V)

355 Ian beware the bionic vagina.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:30 PM (BZey7)

356 340 Wife whose husband disappeared on the Malaysian jet says the wife of the president of Malaysia told her the pilots crashed the plane. I think she's right. ------- No you tube video involved?

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 04:31 PM (voOPb)

357 Foreshadowing... April's gonna get "shot" through the heart by the end of a movie during a Bon Jovi cameo.

Posted by: zombie Miss Cleo at July 31, 2016 04:31 PM (H9MG5)

358 Atomicnado!!!

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:31 PM (3Liv/)

359 Nukenado.




oh YES

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:32 PM (qtgOZ)

360 I thought we already knew the Malaysian Airline guy suicided.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:32 PM (qUNWi)

361 355 Know a man's vices by his friends. Know his virtues by his enemies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2016 09:30 PM (VdICR)



Apt.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 04:32 PM (EzgxV)

362 No More Nukes!!!

Posted by: Martin Sheen at July 31, 2016 04:32 PM (3b9U4)

363 @Bourbon Chicken They deployed those white-noise machines mostly to deal with Bernie supporters and got the most heavy use out of them when FAB was at the podium.

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 04:33 PM (MNzex)

364 Know a man's vices by his friends. Know his virtues by his enemies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2016 09:30 PM (VdICR)


And know his hobbies by the pile of broken, discarded toasters on his back porch.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 04:33 PM (ry34m)

365 We need Blinky the Three Eyed Shark.

Posted by: The Simpsons at July 31, 2016 04:33 PM (H9MG5)

366 Don't ask how I know this shit. A friend told me.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 09:28 PM (DW+jj)


Had a friend that was an engineer for the local TV studio. They'd lease the facility with or without tech support... Had some pron producer who leased with tech support to do some editing on raw footage.


He said it was more and less interesting than you could imagine.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 04:33 PM (P/kVC)

367 From tidal lock to butterfly displays, all on a Sharknado thread. Think you'll get this depth and breadth of knowledge at NRO? Pffft!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:33 PM (jR7Wy)

368 Posted by: Martin Sheen


*******


Hello , Martin. Lets get you fixed up with a nice hammerhead.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:34 PM (qtgOZ)

369 So what is keeping Tara Reid alive? her boobs?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:34 PM (8iiMU)

370 ' I thought we already knew the Malaysian Airline guy suicided.' That's what I heard. Don't know why though.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 04:34 PM (BO/km)

371 >>>Think you'll get this depth and breadth of knowledge at NRO? My guess is: Some of them have never seen a vagina

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 04:34 PM (voOPb)

372 Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 09:29 PM (qUNW Get yourself some oral analgesic.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 04:34 PM (MNgU2)

373 So what is keeping Tara Reid alive? her boobs?
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No, the technobabble below them, which was implied but not clearly seen.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:35 PM (3Liv/)

374 Watching the trailer of War Dogs. Can't tell if it's funny or stupid.

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:35 PM (7lVbc)

375 They've known it was the pilots for a while and have sat on it. The wife of the president of Malaysia said she didnt know why the pilots would kill all those innocent people. We know why...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:35 PM (iQIUe)

376 >>>From tidal lock to butterfly displays, all on a Sharknado thread.
Think you'll get this depth and breadth of knowledge at NRO?
Pffft!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:33 PM (jR7Wy)<<<



If people are too stupid and poor to get out of the way of a Nukenado then they deserve to die.

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at July 31, 2016 04:36 PM (H9MG5)

377 369 From tidal lock to butterfly displays, all on a Sharknado thread. Think you'll get this depth and breadth of knowledge at NRO? Pffft! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:33 PM (jR7Wy) I remember one ONT when the topic of conversation went from the works of Charles Dickens to masturbating dinosaurs.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 04:36 PM (7qAYi)

378
Hello , Martin. Lets get you fixed up with a nice hammerhead.
Posted by: Mortimer

I'll steal the scene!

Posted by: Martin Sheen at July 31, 2016 04:36 PM (3b9U4)

379 So what is keeping Tara Reid alive? her boobs?

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Isotopes.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:36 PM (qtgOZ)

380 'And know his hobbies by the pile of broken, discarded toasters on his back porch.' Whut?

Posted by: guy who really really likes poptarts at July 31, 2016 04:36 PM (BO/km)

381 Is it eleven's bday? Happy birthday!

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:36 PM (7lVbc)

382 No More Sheens!

Posted by: Martin Nuke at July 31, 2016 04:37 PM (IqV8l)

383 "So what's keeping Tara Reid Alive?" I mean, Hello?

Posted by: The Casting Couch at July 31, 2016 04:37 PM (MNzex)

384 I am watching the original sharknado on amazon. When flipping between tabs.... you know Ian Ziering sounds like Scott Bakula.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 04:37 PM (3ZoRf)

385 Who is the mayor chick?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 09:26 PM
~~~~~

That's Stacy Dash.  And she's a conservative!  Frequent guest on Outnumbered.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 04:38 PM (Lsu4e)

386 Who is the short haired blond?

hubba hubba

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:39 PM (qtgOZ)

387 If people are too stupid and poor to get out of the way of a Nukenado then they deserve to die.

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at July 31, 2016 09:36 PM (H9MG5)

Yes the call the trailer parks but it still takes some time to move them prick.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:39 PM (BZey7)

388 Not just one, but four Sharknado movies? I am speechless...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 04:39 PM (BK3ZS)

389 ooooh Dr. Gary Busey laying down the science...


Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:40 PM (qtgOZ)

390 I remember one ONT when the topic of conversation went from the works of Charles Dickens to masturbating dinosaurs. Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi) ---- Is that really such a stretch?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:40 PM (jR7Wy)

391 >>>Who is the short haired blond?
hubba hubba
Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 09:39 PM (qtgOZ)<<<



Ian Ziering. But enough about him, who's the hot chick on the plane?

Posted by: zombie Leslie Nielsen at July 31, 2016 04:40 PM (H9MG5)

392 Wednesday is my birfday. I'll be 26. - One month after my twenty-sixth birthday, Ronald Reagan was elected to his first term.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 31, 2016 04:41 PM (Nwg0u)

393 General Relativity predicts that Kevin Williamson's head will tidal lock with his ass and an event horizon of pretentious stupid will form.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:41 PM (DW+jj)

394
only the scold Church-lady jealous types on "our side" will be upset by this. Rich Lowry might get in a snit about it.
Posted by: publius



Hey!  Just because gop outreach to gays in general, and the GOProud debacle in particular, were my major issue for years, and that I spent all my time hanging out with gay men, does not make me gay!

Waiting until my late 40s to get married  -- and then to another middle-aged spinster that I never take to parties?  Now that one -- that one's gonna make ya wonder.

Posted by: The **Fabulous** Rich Lowry

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2016 04:41 PM (kdS6q)

395 >>>I remember one ONT when the topic of conversation went from the works of Charles Dickens to masturbating dinosaurs.
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi)
----
Is that really such a stretch?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:40 PM (jR7Wy)<<<



Well, yeah. 

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 04:41 PM (H9MG5)

396 Wednesday is my birfday. I'll be 26. --- Fresh meat for the hive queen!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:41 PM (jR7Wy)

397 Kevin Williamson Yeah, it was real easy to drop reading or listening to this guy when his utter contempt for anyone not up to his 'status' came through loud and clear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 04:42 PM (BK3ZS)

398 LOL, there's an edit war on Wikipedia over the new Harry Potter play/book.

Lamest.  Edit war.  EVAR.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 31, 2016 04:42 PM (vyqqu)

399 Is that really such a stretch? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:40 PM (jR7Wy)<<< Well, yeah. Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5) --- Awwww! Those tiny little arms!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:42 PM (jR7Wy)

400 He's winging it.  Hah!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 04:42 PM (Lsu4e)

401 38 Wednesday is my birfday. I'll be 26. -- I can't believe we are discussing nekkid photos with a baby right here on the thread!

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (7lVbc)

402 Speaking of masturbating dinos, I was disappointed when I re-watched Jurassic Park. No way did the scenery depict the amount of vegetation necessary to feed the Brontosaurus they had. I looked it up: 800 lbs a day plus 60 gallons of water per day. Also the poop. Sure they showed a couple of piles of poop but prehistoric landscapes would be covered with dino poop - huge steaming piles of it everywhere.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (iQIUe)

403 Is he standing next to the Nuke-nado?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (9ym/8)

404 Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5) LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (BK3ZS)

405 I'll fight them fuckin' Sharknados every day except January the 8th.....'cause that's Elvis' birthday.... Hubba, Hubba, Hubba....

Posted by: Gary Busey at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (MNzex)

406 390 Not just one, but four Sharknado movies? I am speechless... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 09:39 PM (BK3ZS) _________________________ So am I.

Posted by: Zombie Stanley Kubrick at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (2Y1kI)

407 397 >>>I remember one ONT when the topic of conversation went from the works of Charles Dickens to masturbating dinosaurs. Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi) ---- Is that really such a stretch? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:40 PM (jR7Wy)<<< Well, yeah. Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5) Oh! .... I thought we were doing something else.

Posted by: Guy wearing rubber gloves at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (3ZoRf)

408 Is that really such a stretch?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:40 PM (jR7Wy)


With these tiny little arms?

Posted by: Some T-Rex at July 31, 2016 04:43 PM (ry34m)

409 Love Sharknado! Non-chocolate ice cream, not so much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2016 04:44 PM (EZebt)

410 5 minutes to the next 'nado

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:44 PM (qtgOZ)

411 I thought Tara Reid also doubled as a quantum box.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:44 PM (8iiMU)

412 404 Speaking of masturbating dinos, I was disappointed when I re-watched Jurassic Park. No way did the scenery depict the amount of vegetation necessary to feed the Brontosaurus they had. I looked it up: 800 lbs a day plus 60 gallons of water per day. Also the poop. Sure they showed a couple of piles of poop but prehistoric landscapes would be covered with dino poop - huge steaming piles of it everywhere. Just thank your lucky stars they didn't go all Occupy on you - you'd never get your car out of the parking space.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 04:45 PM (BK3ZS)

413 Good...good...let Winona love flow through you ... Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 31, 2016 09:08 PM (+b2T3) --- BSG, I don't love her with your sweaty feverish devotion, but she is so good in Stranger Things. Are you watching it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 04:45 PM (jR7Wy)

414 Ah, there they are.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:45 PM (3Liv/)

415 *sigh*

Slow.  I am so slow.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 04:46 PM (ry34m)

416 Are those Baywatch chicks?

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 04:46 PM (H9MG5)

417 Babe Watch!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 04:46 PM (Lsu4e)

418 "It's a hollow satellite used by aliens to spy on us." The only thing that makes sense is that the earth is a resort analogous to "Westworld". Or alternatively the Earth is the spaceship and the Moon is a control center analogous to District 9 plot line. (note contradiction about only thing that makes sense; if multiverse is true then this works; else go all spiritual and say all things are possible to God.) Don't forget the Moon was a searchlight in The Truman Show. The only thing that doesn't make sense is that the Moon wasn't positioned by intelligence and that it is somehow natural. The rationals on why it must be artificial were given in a paper by some Russians and that report was mentioned on Ancient Aliens. It was reported in the tabloids at the time and is online somewhere. Quite convincing. I think Stonehenge and other similar sites were used in getting the Moon and the Earth properly positioned according to resort plans. I also think Chemtrails are being used to hide activity in low earth orbit that could be seen with the naked eye. eg Hide the tourist transports. That would make us the dangerous robots.

Posted by: Conspiracy nut at July 31, 2016 04:46 PM (CRXed)

419 and  Hasselhoff gets a Baywatch plug .


heh



Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:46 PM (qtgOZ)

420 "BSG, I don't love her with your sweaty feverish devotion..." Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 09:45 PM (jR7Wy) Thread Understatement winner of the month!

Posted by: Guy wearing rubber gloves at July 31, 2016 04:46 PM (3ZoRf)

421 holy crap , HOFF!

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:47 PM (qtgOZ)

422 Not Hoff!!!!

Posted by: scrood at July 31, 2016 04:47 PM (3b9U4)

423 Wait was the gag that those two were from baywatch?

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:47 PM (3Liv/)

424 414 
I'm not touching that.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at July 31, 2016 04:47 PM (d3h1w)

425 the baywatch chicks got eaten.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:47 PM (8iiMU)

426 They offed the Hoff?!

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 04:47 PM (H9MG5)

427 Obviously not refreshing fast enough.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (3Liv/)

428 "holy crap , HOFF!" And the girls!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (9ym/8)

429 'huge steaming piles of it everywhere. ' Which eventually turned to oil for us to burn is our cars. Ain't nature grand?

Posted by: guy who really really likes poptarts at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (BO/km)

430 Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 09:25 PM (ry34m) Yaeh but I hear he's been hitting the sauce pretty heavy lately. Too zonked out to give a good answer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (WVsWD)

431  Is KIT in the mech suit?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (BZey7)

432 No More Hoff!

Posted by: Martin Sheen at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (3b9U4)

433 Lucky sharks.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:48 PM (8iiMU)

434 MICHAELLLLLLLLLL !

Posted by: K.I.T. at July 31, 2016 04:49 PM (MNzex)

435 Ha! Barrel over the falls, you know it.....

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:49 PM (8iiMU)

436 I'm not saying it's aliens but........... It's aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoulakos at July 31, 2016 04:49 PM (nhI+n)

437 Dad! Grandpa got eaten by a shark!

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:49 PM (qtgOZ)

438 "Ha! Barrel over the falls, you know it....." You called it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:51 PM (9ym/8)

439 Susanna Hoffs got eaten by a shark?

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2016 04:51 PM (sdi6R)

440 s it eleven's bday? Happy birthday! Not til Wednesday...but I thank you. And it's not 26. It's 26 x2

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:51 PM (qUNWi)

441 One more interesting thing about tidal locking and the tidal spin-orbit interaction:

   For a satellite with a prograde orbit *faster* than the main body's rotational period, the effect will be the opposite. The main body's rotation will  *speed up* and the satellite will spiral into the main body.

   This is actually happening with one of Mar's tiny moons, Phobos. 

    Phobos will eventually crash into Mars.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:52 PM (DW+jj)

442 Now we fcuking whales. Whales.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:52 PM (9ym/8)

443 Heh Russian nesting doll of sharks to Fin to cut his way out of.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:52 PM (3Liv/)

444 my God.


that was the finest piece of cinema I have ever witnessed.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:52 PM (qtgOZ)

445 I suppose that I ought to actually be watching the move, but no dice. See all y'all later...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 04:52 PM (BK3ZS)

446 Whalarken.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (BZey7)

447 Gary Busey = John Elway Amirite?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (Qp4ZY)

448 Sharkturducken!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (Lsu4e)

449 Phobos will eventually crash into Mars.
---
Dak rak dak tak!!!!!!

Posted by: concerned martian at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (3Liv/)

450 'Phobos will eventually crash into Mars.' She better get Liberty Mutual.

Posted by: Brad the car at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (BO/km)

451 And it's not 26. It's 26 x2 Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 09:51 PM (qUNWi) Oh ok then. As you were, horde! Juvenile alert was a false alarm.

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (7lVbc)

452 Think of it as my 2nd 26th birthday.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (qUNWi)

453 Oh yeah...you're all my bitches now!

Posted by: Whalenado at July 31, 2016 04:53 PM (3b9U4)

454 Sharkturducken!
---
And the discussion begun in the last thread has come full circle.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (3Liv/)

455 But thank you votermom.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (qUNWi)

456 Who shark is this?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (8iiMU)

457 >>>that was the finest piece of cinema I have ever witnessed.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 09:52 PM (qtgOZ)<<<



The only thing that could have made this any better is the epic awesomeness of Tim Kaine!

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (H9MG5)

458 I liked Winona in the Satan returns on 2000 movie. I still dont think you could kill Satan once he came back bc he would have Satan powers that wd protect him from bullets or something.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (iQIUe)

459 Happy birthday eleven. You'll be a year older than my father turned today. *runs*

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (nhI+n)

460 Mars. Feh.

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet and a Damn Good One at July 31, 2016 04:55 PM (/wm8n)

461 I thought whale throats were too small to swallow anything bigger than plankton.

Boy , was I ever wrong.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:55 PM (qtgOZ)

462 The movie would have been scarier with Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 04:55 PM (BZey7)

463

376 The trailer for War Dogs has already made it quite clear that it's gonna be a huge America-bash fest.  You can tell how they're selling it as a patriotic movie...ironically.

PASS. If I want that I can talk to the idiots at work

Posted by: MAx at July 31, 2016 04:55 PM (0uuiT)

464 Do the interstates where you live have state cops setting up "inspection stops" and using drug-sniffing dogs? Nebraska does.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 31, 2016 04:56 PM (Qp4ZY)

465 Whoever wrote that fine piece of cinema deserves a Lombardy trophy, amirite?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2016 04:56 PM (MNzex)

466 "Think of it as my 2nd 26th birthday." Get some singles and go to the shake joint.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:56 PM (9ym/8)

467 464 The movie would have been scarier with Trigglypuff. Hey, T-rex! Wanna rub one out for the team?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 04:57 PM (BK3ZS)

468 Little Arthur pulls the chain saw from the stone!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 04:57 PM (Lsu4e)

469 Happy birthday eleven. You'll be a year older than my father turned today. *runs* I would say get off my lawn were I the type to say that.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 04:57 PM (qUNWi)

470 oh good.


Van Helsing reboot.

And she's a Grrl.



*yawn*

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:57 PM (qtgOZ)

471 If a moon crashes into Mars, maybe it will act like an excavator and we can see whats below the surface?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:57 PM (iQIUe)

472 Chain-sawing multiple sharks this year. Way to amp it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 04:58 PM (9ym/8)

473 Chainsaw in the stone!

Little Gil will now rule Britannia.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 04:58 PM (H9MG5)

474 Hoff Rebirth!

Posted by: scrood at July 31, 2016 04:58 PM (3b9U4)

475 I kind of see the plot line for a Sharknado 5.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 04:58 PM (qtgOZ)

476 Do the interstates where you live have state cops setting up "inspection stops" and using drug-sniffing dogs? Nebraska does. Posted by: the littl shyning man Because it borders Colorado?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 04:58 PM (IqV8l)

477 Okay so everyone in the last act survived being eaten.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 04:58 PM (3Liv/)

478 Lots of Jonahs in that whale.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 04:59 PM (Lsu4e)

479 Sharknado 5 I can hardly wait

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 04:59 PM (voOPb)

480 >>>Hey, T-rex! Wanna rub one out for the team?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 09:57 PM (BK3ZS)<<<


I'd rather have it sliced off by a raptor.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 04:59 PM (H9MG5)

481 Because it borders Colorado? No, because there's entirely too much tomfoolery happening in their corn.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (BK3ZS)

482 Sharks have lots of medical uses.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (qtgOZ)

483 jumping to the bottom...

Posted by: Jake at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (wcGos)

484 Holy Nipple Shark Bites!

Posted by: scrood at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (3b9U4)

485 Anyone ever wonder how old ace is? I say 40.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (qUNWi)

486 Baby shark defibrillator!  I'm loving this awesome movie. 

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (Lsu4e)

487 That was a fine bit of MacGyvering right there. I almost thought it was a Dr. Who episode.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (8iiMU)

488 Shark-fibrulator.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (9ym/8)

489 313 Is Kansas the show me your boobs state? Posted by: eleven Alas. The state is pretty hot now. So we got that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (hyuyC)

490 Those shark defib units have not been approved for medical use!

Posted by: FDA at July 31, 2016 05:00 PM (3b9U4)

491 Have they done sharks in the middle of the Earth yet? Like Lava Sharks. Or would that be too unbelievable?

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:01 PM (BO/km)

492 And another cliffhanger.

Thanks for watching all.

That would have felt silly by myself.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 05:01 PM (3Liv/)

493 "I say 40." I'd say mid-40s. He seems, with his references, to be a bit older than me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:01 PM (9ym/8)

494 These people have not been keeping up with the Red Cross resuscitation  recommendations. Chest compression only.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:02 PM (BZey7)

495 Okay so everyone in the last act survived being eaten.
============


Not the Babewatch chicks. Or the black chick with boobs.


Gilbert did not get directly eaten.



Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 05:02 PM (qtgOZ)

496 Best shark movie ever? Deep Blue Sea, where the mega IQ shark takes out Samuel L. Jackson in mid yell. So, so satisfying!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:02 PM (BK3ZS)

497 Europe here we come---Sharknado 5!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 05:02 PM (Lsu4e)

498 >>Anyone ever wonder how old ace is? With all the Time Travel he does, I'd bet he wonders.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2016 05:02 PM (HJQI1)

499 Sharknado 5: ALL 5 OF THEM MUTHAFUGGAHS ATE ME...MMMMM, MMMMM MUTHAFUGGAHS !!!!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at July 31, 2016 05:02 PM (MNzex)

500 Anyone ever wonder how old ace is?

In human years or Ewok years?

Posted by: Endor time at July 31, 2016 05:03 PM (vPc9h)

501 463 I thought whale throats were too small to swallow anything bigger than plankton. Boy , was I ever wrong. Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 09:55 PM (qtgOZ) There's a sperm whale joke in the somewhere. Or a Sandra Fluke joke.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 05:03 PM (7qAYi)

502 No More Samuel L. Jackson!

Posted by: Martin Sheen at July 31, 2016 05:03 PM (3b9U4)

503 I'm about 359 in dog years

Posted by: Jake at July 31, 2016 05:03 PM (wcGos)

504 >>>Oh good.
Van Helsing reboot.
And she's a Grrl.
*yawn*
Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 09:57 PM (qtgOZ)<<<




Been done. Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing in the Hellsing manga.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 05:03 PM (H9MG5)

505 Ricardo....I thought you were an old timer.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 05:03 PM (qUNWi)

506 Europe here we come---Sharknado 5!
---
I guess I'll have to take back what I said about sharknadoes not hitting muslim countries.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 05:04 PM (3Liv/)

507 There's a sperm whale joke in the somewhere. Or a Sandra Fluke joke. Don't overlook blowhole jokes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:04 PM (BK3ZS)

508 490 Shark-fibrulator. Where's Muldoon when you want him?

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 05:04 PM (voOPb)

509 >>>Europe here we come---Sharknado 5!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 10:02 PM (Lsu4e)<<<



The mohammedan refugee sharks will be the most deadly.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 05:04 PM (H9MG5)

510 Not to be confused with Shartturdnado, which will be broadcast from Rio on ESPN soon after the water-based competitions

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2016 05:05 PM (/pUiX)

511 484 Sharks have lots of medical uses. Posted by: Mortimer at July 31, 2016 10:00 PM (qtgOZ) We support the legalization of medicinal shark use. Johnson/Weld 2016

Posted by: Libertarian voter at July 31, 2016 05:05 PM (7qAYi)

512 I thought whale throats were too small to swallow anything bigger than plankton.

Baaaaaaallllleeeeeeennnnn.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:05 PM (BZey7)

513 "I thought you were an old timer." What gave you that idea? Just a mere, whispy 40.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:05 PM (9ym/8)

514 498 Best shark movie ever? Deep Blue Sea, where the mega IQ shark takes out Samuel L. Jackson in mid yell. So, so satisfying! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 10:02 PM (BK3ZS) The thing that was so hilarious about that movie was when the hot lady scientist survives the entire movie and then at the very end is casually eaten by a shark. You were sure she was the love interest for the guy. Instead he ended up sitting on the wreckage with L.L. Cool J. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Opps. Spoilers.

Posted by: Guy wearing rubber gloves at July 31, 2016 05:05 PM (3ZoRf)

515 have not been keeping up with the Red Cross resuscitation recommendations. Chest compression only. ------- I find that chest massage will usually result in complete junkal resuscitation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2016 05:06 PM (/wm8n)

516 I liked Winona in the Satan returns on 2000 movie. I still dont think you could kill Satan once he came back bc he would have Satan powers that wd protect him from bullets or something.

Point of order, End of Days was Robin Tunney and her magnificent mammaries.  Unless you're talking another flick, there were a load of them around then.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 31, 2016 05:06 PM (vyqqu)

517 Ok kids.


I have a hot date with robo Tara Reid and my bed.

Monday awaits.

Stay happy , people.  Because nobody else will.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 05:06 PM (qtgOZ)

518 Sharknado 5: Sharkcano - Because Fuck You.

Posted by: Libertarian voter at July 31, 2016 05:06 PM (7qAYi)

519 Off, latex sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 05:06 PM (3ZoRf)

520 515 Ricardo Kill I have hiking boots older than you. But not socks older than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at July 31, 2016 05:06 PM (hyuyC)

521 What happened to Sam Jackson?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:07 PM (9ym/8)

522 Ditto on the chest massage thingy.

Posted by: Warren Beatty at July 31, 2016 05:07 PM (3b9U4)

523 Sharknado 6: The Ents Get Their Just Desserts

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:07 PM (BK3ZS)

524 Just a mere, whispy 40. Young punk.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 05:08 PM (qUNWi)

525 I liked Winona in the Satan returns on 2000 movie. I still dont think
you could kill Satan once he came back bc he would have Satan powers
that wd protect him from bullets or something.


Point of order, End of Days was Robin Tunney and her magnificent mammaries. Unless you're talking another flick, there were a load of them around then.
---
Lost Souls. The one with the clock.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 05:08 PM (3Liv/)

526 Sharknado 8: The Human Sharkipede

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 05:08 PM (7qAYi)

527 RK - My lawn, good sir. My lawn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (09df2)

528 >>What happened to Sam Jackson?


This:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz1J9PUcMQ0

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (NOIQH)

529 Sharknado 8-1/2: BDSM Goes Where It's Never Been Before

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (BK3ZS)

530 I like that Famke Jansen is my age. She's hot.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (qUNWi)

531 "I have hiking boots older than you." And sounds like they're good ones. Ironically, I bought new boots today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (9ym/8)

532 Sharknado 9: Sharkpocolypse



Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (qtgOZ)

533 516 498 Best shark movie ever? Deep Blue Sea, where the mega IQ shark takes out Samuel L. Jackson in mid yell. So, so satisfying! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 10:02 PM (BK3ZS) The thing that was so hilarious about that movie was when the hot lady scientist survives the entire movie and then at the very end is casually eaten by a shark. You were sure she was the love interest for the guy. Instead he ended up sitting on the wreckage with L.L. Cool J. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Opps. Spoilers. Posted by: Guy wearing rubber gloves at July 31, 2016 10:05 PM (3ZoRf) Or as me and my friends called it in college. "That Shark Movie" Great freaking film that never gets old.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:10 PM (MlXgU)

534 Phobos crashing into Mars will be a big Martian SMOD. It'll only be about 50 million years, which is short over the life of the sun and solar system.

  Well, it's not clear. Depending on some unknown factors, it could break up before it becomes an SMOD, and actually form a little ring around Mars. For a while.

  Phobos' orbital period is faster than Mar's rotational period, which makes it an interesting sight in the Marian sky. It appears to rise in the West and set in the East, twice per Martian day.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:10 PM (DW+jj)

535 >>>Just a mere, whispy 40. Youth is wasted on the wrong

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 05:10 PM (voOPb)

536 If old time doctors found leeches so useful for bloodletting, why didn't they bring sharks into the mix for amputations?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (BK3ZS)

537 "My lawn, good sir. My lawn." I can mow it if you want.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (9ym/8)

538 Sharknado 8: Selachian vs. Superman "We're gonna need a bigger piece of kryptonite."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (/wm8n)

539 Point of order, End of Days was Robin Tunney and her magnificent mammaries. Unless you're talking another flick, there were a load of them around then. Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 31, 2016 10:06 PM (vyqqu) =========== Lost Souls (2000)

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (iQIUe)

540 Apropos of something else- The real Wyatt Earp became a technical consultant for silent cowboy movies in the 1920s. He befriended an aspiring actor named Marion Mitchell Morrison, better known by his stage name of John Wayne. Wayne claimed his portrayals of cowboys and Western lawmen were based on conversations with Wyatt Earp.

Posted by: Growler at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (uz/Pv)

541 A little disappointed they didn't throw a K.I. T. reference in there.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (BZey7)

542 I've been following all the muslim demos in Germany today and they are scary. Germany is Fudged! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 09:20 PM


Germans protesting muslims or vice versa?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 05:11 PM (Lsu4e)

543 Sharknado 5: Army of Sharks. Send Ian back in time like Ash in Army of Darkness.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:12 PM (MlXgU)

544 532 I like that Famke Jansen is my age. She's hot. Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2016 10:09 PM (qUNWi) ========== She was very good in The Faculty.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 05:13 PM (iQIUe)

545 Heh.... Age differences. At my old gig, had a young lady admiring my sweater. 'I loge that color, and never seen that style. Where could I get one like it?' '30 years ago, in the DDR.' I chuckled to think that my best boots and favorite coat were made in countries that ceased to exist before I was born. She was a nice young lady, though, a charming hostess.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:13 PM (09df2)

546 Sharkpocalypse Now....yes, my precious....

Posted by: Martin Sheen at July 31, 2016 05:13 PM (3b9U4)

547 545 Sharknado 5: Army of Sharks. Send Ian back in time like Ash in Army of Darkness. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 10:12 PM (MlXgU) Army of Sharkness. When do I get my royalties?

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 05:13 PM (7qAYi)

548 Same time next year morons!


Sharknadus Maximus Invictus Impavidus Delirious!


ok .

now really bed.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at July 31, 2016 05:13 PM (qtgOZ)

549 >>Sharknado 5: Army of Sharks. Send Ian back in time like Ash in Army of Darkness.

Heh, they actually wrote a part for Bruce Campbell but he had a scheduling conflict:   http://www.hollywoodintoto.com/sharknado-4-interview-secrets/

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 05:14 PM (NOIQH)

550 Zombie Richard Harris in.... SHARKNADO VS. ORCANADO No Matter Who Kills His Career As A Serious Actor This Time, We All Lose

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 05:14 PM (MNzex)

551 There's a Shart-nado movie & no one asked me to be in it?

Posted by: Al Roker at July 31, 2016 05:14 PM (7qAYi)

552 Germans protesting muslims or vice versa? Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 10:11 PM (Lsu4e) ========== Turks saying they own Germany.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 05:14 PM (iQIUe)

553 544 I've been following all the muslim demos in Germany today and they are scary. Germany is Fudged! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 09:20 PM NATO is now the military of the caliphate. The USA needs to get the hell out of that Shit.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:14 PM (MlXgU)

554 Will Obama and his wife be in the next one?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:15 PM (BZey7)

555 The Rio Olympics are going to be a clusterfuck

Posted by: Jake at July 31, 2016 05:16 PM (wcGos)

556 heh. snarknado.

Posted by: willy at July 31, 2016 05:16 PM (Ffw22)

557 551 >>Sharknado 5: Army of Sharks. Send Ian back in time like Ash in Army of Darkness. Heh, they actually wrote a part for Bruce Campbell but he had a scheduling conflict: http://www.hollywoodintoto.com/sharknado-4-interview-secrets/ Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2016 10:14 PM (NOIQH) Great minds Miss Lizzy. Great.Minds.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:16 PM (MlXgU)

558 Sonnie Sharko

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:16 PM (BK3ZS)

559 556 Will Obama and his wife be in the next one? Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 10:15 PM (BZey7) The might have trouble fitting those shoulders down their throat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 05:17 PM (3ZoRf)

560 >>>I can mow it if you want. You are so hired!

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 05:17 PM (voOPb)

561 The first time I went abroad was 1990, UK. I was disappointed then to see the influence of muslims there and in France. I dont got to those countries to see mid east or muslim culture. Plus, the muslims in those countries were pushy and obnoxious even then. I did meat a Muslim woman, in a Burkha on a train from Milan to Berlin and felt sorry for her. Think she felt sorry for me. She had the big black burkha and the big fat koran, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (iQIUe)

562 If Trump becomes President, would anyone honestly be surprised if he did a Sharknado cameo?

Posted by: Al Roker at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (7qAYi)

563 547 - that ceased to exist before she was born.... stupid tiny touchscreen. ....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (09df2)

564 'NATO is now the military of the caliphate. The USA needs to get the hell out of that Shit.' It's a SHARTNATO!

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (BO/km)

565 549 545 Sharknado 5: Army of Sharks. Send Ian back in time like Ash in Army of Darkness. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 10:12 PM (MlXgU) Army of Sharkness. When do I get my royalties? Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 10:13 PM (7qAYi I teed it up for you sir.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (MlXgU)

566 Off, shart-stained sock

Posted by: Al Roker at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (7qAYi)

567 " The Rio Olympics are going to be a clusterfuck" I've been watching and I'm wondering myself. It seems a bit precarious.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:18 PM (9ym/8)

568 The Potemkin village that is the Rio Olympics will reveal all that is corrupt and unholy about the entire enterprise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:20 PM (BK3ZS)

569 Great minds Miss Lizzy. Great.Minds. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 10:16 PM (MlXgU) ====== Tara Reid also has a chainsaw-hand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2016 05:20 PM (EZebt)

570 Will Obama and his wife be in the next one?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 10:15 PM (BZey7)

The might have trouble fitting those shoulders down their throat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:17 PM (3ZoRf)


Obama will save himself with an umbrella too big to go into the shark's gullet, after pushing Michelle in first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 05:20 PM (JO9+V)

571 That shit's hard to get off.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 05:21 PM (7qAYi)

572 "You are so hired!" Well, fly me up. I'll spend a week making sure the grass stays short, the fish don't overpopulate, and, the foxes don't get out of control. No charge.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 05:21 PM (9ym/8)

573 Mis. Hun - Forget it. Young whelp will blow his money on comic books and bubble gum. And he can't manage to get my newspaper to land on the porch. Ungrateful whippersnapper - tipped him a quarter at Christmas, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:21 PM (09df2)

574 NATO is now the military of the caliphate. The USA needs to get the hell out of that Shit.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 10:14 PM (MlXgU)


Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!

Posted by: Obama, Chavez, & Erdogan, LLC [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 31, 2016 05:21 PM (wYnyS)

575 The might have trouble fitting those shoulders down their throat. Once the Mooch reveals to the sharks her awesome capacity to unhinge her jaws and swallow whole heifers, she'll become their Supreme Empress.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:22 PM (BK3ZS)

576 Regarding the GAU-22 gatling gun on F-35 in the side bar. It only carries 181 rounds (A10 carries 1174). Gives the Grunts 3.3 seconds of close air support.

Posted by: imr4198 at July 31, 2016 05:22 PM (p/nuV)

577 571 Great minds Miss Lizzy. Great.Minds. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 10:16 PM (MlXgU) ====== Tara Reid also has a chainsaw-hand. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2016 10:20 PM (EZebt) Yep. They are going there.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:22 PM (MlXgU)

578 $5 says Donald gets them to change the debate schedule so it's not on up against MNF.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 05:22 PM (Z56vq)

579 Europe has nukes, which means Caliphate 2.0 is going to have nukes.

I was reading something about Erdogan encircling Incirlik, not letting anything in and out. They did that during the (faux?) coup.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:23 PM (DW+jj)

580 Watching "The Enforcer" & Clint Eastwood just chased a Blank Panther terrorist onto a porn shoot. In other words, San Francisco.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 05:23 PM (7qAYi)

581 Also, tomorrow the JEF will be in Atlanta to discuss the plight of disabled veterans. We love having him here. Our traffic can handle the congestion.

Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2016 05:24 PM (Z56vq)

582 Regarding the GAU-22 gatling gun on F-35 in the side bar. It only carries 181 rounds (A10 carries 1174). Gives the Grunts 3.3 seconds of close air support. ///

With the loiter time on the F35 it probably wont make a difference.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:25 PM (BZey7)

583 Off, shart-stained sock Posted by: Al Roker at July 31, 2016 10:18 PM (7qAYi) Eww, sticky.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 05:25 PM (rwI+c)

584 Whoa, is this the melted ice cream thread?

Posted by: Goomba at July 31, 2016 05:25 PM (tf/6I)

585 569 " The Rio Olympics are going to be a clusterfuck" I've been watching and I'm wondering myself. It seems a bit precarious. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/ The athletes have plenty of condoms and lube, which is the most important thing.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 05:25 PM (MlXgU)

586 I was reading something about Erdogan encircling Incirlik, not letting anything in and out. They did that during the (faux?) coup.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:23 PM
~~~~~

They've done it twice since the coup.  Shut off the power to the base as well.  Supposedly Turks are "protecting" the place. 

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 05:25 PM (Lsu4e)

587 581 Europe has nukes, which means Caliphate 2.0 is going to have nukes. I was reading something about Erdogan encircling Incirlik, not letting anything in and out. They did that during the (faux?) coup. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:23 PM (DW+jj) Also, today briefly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 05:25 PM (3ZoRf)

588 The Sharkfather. Imagine Fredo... as a shark!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:26 PM (BK3ZS)

589 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:25 PM (3ZoRf)


Good thing Turkey is a NATO ally or things might get out of control, infidel!

Posted by: Obama & Erdogan, LLC [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 31, 2016 05:27 PM (wYnyS)

590 582 Watching "The Enforcer" & Clint Eastwood just chased a Blank Panther terrorist onto a porn shoot. In other words, San Francisco.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 10:23 PM (7qAYi)


San Fransisco CockSUCKAH!!

Posted by: Wu at July 31, 2016 05:27 PM (mkppl)

591 582 Watching "The Enforcer" & Clint Eastwood just chased a Blank Panther terrorist onto a porn shoot. In other words, San Francisco.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 10:23 PM (7qAYi)



Have to be a gay porn shoot if it were realistic -- all the straight porn used to be filmed in the San Fernando Valley, north of LA.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 05:27 PM (EzgxV)

592 Would a porn parody of Sharnado be possible, I wonder. I mean, what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be......

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:28 PM (DW+jj)

593 590 The Sharkfather. Imagine Fredo... as a shark! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 10:26 PM (BK3ZS) Shark father? Shark baby daddy!

Posted by: BLM at July 31, 2016 05:28 PM (tf/6I)

594 594 Would a porn parody of Sharnado be possible, I wonder. I mean, what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be...... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:28 PM (DW+jj) Dildonado?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 05:28 PM (3ZoRf)

595 Have to be a gay porn shoot if it were realistic -- all the straight porn used to be filmed in the San Fernando Valley, north of LA. Mitchell Brothers... hello?!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:28 PM (BK3ZS)

596 USAF will come to mean 'Unaccountable Sunni Air Force. ' We were the air power for the Bosnians, the Albanian Muslim terrorists, al-qaeda in North Africa (esp. Libya), and now in Syria.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:29 PM (09df2)

597 Tattaglia is a shrimp.

Posted by: Don Vito at July 31, 2016 05:29 PM (/wm8n)

598 ' I wonder. I mean, what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be......' That was a long time ago and I really don't want to talk about it.

Posted by: The Mudshark at July 31, 2016 05:30 PM (BO/km)

599 How about Whorenado? A tornado of whores.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:30 PM (DW+jj)

600 Slugnado Slothnado Koalanado

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:31 PM (BK3ZS)

601 I GOT DA POO ON ME !!!!

Posted by: JOE Diert'e, Olympic Swimmer at July 31, 2016 05:31 PM (MNzex)

602 The first time I went abroad was 1990, UK. I was disappointed then to see the influence of muslims there and in France.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 10:18 PM
~~~~~

Yep.  It's been going on a long, long time.  Friends of mine from Scotland have been lovin' their curries since the 1980s.  I was thinking--what the hell?  Went to Germany last September to visit son (military) and did a sweep of Netherlands, Lux, France, Switzerland, Austria.  It is un-freakin-believable how much everything has changed.  And that's not even taking in the enormous numbers of rapefugees who were arriving while we were there.  Very sad. 

Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2016 05:31 PM (Lsu4e)

603 597
Have to be a gay porn shoot if it were realistic -- all the straight porn used to be filmed in the San Fernando Valley, north of LA.


Mitchell Brothers... hello?!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 10:28 PM (BK3ZS)



Heh. Yes, I had forgotten them.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 05:31 PM (EzgxV)

604 Hornado? That thing really blows.

Posted by: The Mudshark at July 31, 2016 05:32 PM (BO/km)

605 So, I didn't watch Scankles on Fox News Sunday.

It sounds like she lied her ass off.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2016 05:32 PM (4+VII)

606 600 ' I wonder. I mean, what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be......' We're Trisexual...we'll tri anything.

Posted by: Sand Shark at July 31, 2016 05:32 PM (tf/6I)

607 Wombatnado 'Dillonado (pay attention, you!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:32 PM (BK3ZS)

608 Kink.com is in SF, ain't it, but they do gay crap as well as the S&M shit, so they count as gay.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:32 PM (DW+jj)

609 >>>Slugnado Slothnado Koalanado
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2016 10:31 PM (BK3ZS)<<<



Aardvarknado

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 05:33 PM (H9MG5)

610 Krebs - Slothnado - YES!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:33 PM (09df2)

611 How about Whorenado? A tornado of whores.///

Wasn't that last week in Philly?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:33 PM (BZey7)

612 Well while we're at it I was always partial to "Fartnado".

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:33 PM (BO/km)

613 The whorenado sucks and blows. And does butt stuff.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:34 PM (DW+jj)

614 >>>what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be......'

Furious BJ with lots of teeth?

Posted by: BJ Clinton at July 31, 2016 05:34 PM (mkppl)

615 "Wasn't that last week in Philly?" What happens in Philly stays in Philly.

Posted by: Bill C. at July 31, 2016 05:35 PM (9ym/8)

616 Why, there's a whole 'Nado Cinematic Universe out there to exploit!! Let's get a gofundme up and running and make this happen, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:35 PM (BK3ZS)

617 To me it would be soooo refreshing to have a beautiful first lady and not have to look at that scowling hulk anymore. Even when the scowling hulk is smiling or laughing she always looks like she's on the brink of a scowl. Don't even get me started on the Clinton clan, blah.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 05:35 PM (CFc5L)

618 I remember one ONT when the topic of conversation went from the works of Charles Dickens to masturbating dinosaurs. Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi) I distinctly recall turtle testicles being a subject on a thread, can't remember if it was an ONT or not.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 05:36 PM (5hokv)

619 Remember the penile fracture discussion and aggressive sex and masturbation. Well, the whoenado, hornado is very aggressive. Lots of fracture threat.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:36 PM (DW+jj)

620 Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 10:35 PM (CFc5L) wash... river... gal... Got it! You're on the list... -- Scowlly McScowlerson, FLOTUS

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:37 PM (BK3ZS)

621 It's Howdy Doody time It's Howdy Doody time It's Howdy Doody time It's Howdy Doody time *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at July 31, 2016 05:38 PM (/wm8n)

622 601 How about Whorenado? A tornado of whores. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:30 PM (DW+jj) Hornado's a bad fish. Little shakin, Little tenderizin', down you go.

Posted by: Quint in Whorenado at July 31, 2016 05:38 PM (3ZoRf)

623 Shark Circuit II

Posted by: Wall-e at July 31, 2016 05:38 PM (CCM9V)

624 Yah, the Turks are "protecting" Incirlik like the IRGC protected the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2016 05:39 PM (EZebt)

625 How about a tornado full dogs? SyFy is proud to present... BARKNADO

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 05:39 PM (MNzex)

626 There was a photo shoot of Melania somewhere (Daily Mail maybe). She was dressed to the nines at Trump's little "country estate" in upstate NY somewhere. It was like Downton Abbey, maybe better.

  She was absolutely fabulous, decked out in splendor. The WH will be a dump to her.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:39 PM (DW+jj)

627 Heh...ace and the horde know their fapping. Wasn't it the chief who once described himself as 'masturbating furiously like a malfunctioning industrial robot?' I think it was.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:39 PM (09df2)

628 If Trump wins high school boys get a twofer. Real lunches and a first lady worth fappin over.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 05:39 PM (BZey7)

629 Snarknado

Posted by: Stephen Colbert at July 31, 2016 05:39 PM (CCM9V)

630 I want my, I want my ONT!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:40 PM (09df2)

631 Sharkageddonado.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 05:40 PM (JO9+V)

632 Snarknado Posted by: Stephen Colbert Amy? Is that you?

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:40 PM (BO/km)

633 >>To me it would be soooo refreshing to have a beautiful first lady and not have to look at that scowling hulk anymore.

And one who is not so desperate for attention that she goes on every dang hit tv show, and insists on dancing in half of them. A 50+ year old FLOTUS shaking her booty in yoga pants is not cute, it's embarrassing.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 05:40 PM (NOIQH)

634 630 If Trump wins high school boys get a twofer. Real lunches and a first lady worth fappin over. Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 10:39 PM (BZey7) I do love the delicious irony that Pokemon Go has accomplished more in a month to address childhood obesity than Michelle could in 8 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 05:41 PM (3ZoRf)

635 Sharknado 4 was awesome. Lol; cannot wait for the best installment.

Posted by: IC at July 31, 2016 05:41 PM (KTFfX)

636 Would a porn parody of Sharnado be possible, I wonder. I mean, what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be......
---
Spermnado.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 05:41 PM (3Liv/)

637 Melania will be our first FLILF. Well, I don't know about the 18th century FLOTI, if any of them were all that or not.

   Jackie was close, but no cigar.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:41 PM (DW+jj)

638 I remember one ONT when the topic of conversation went from the works of Charles Dickens to masturbating dinosaurs. Posted by: josephistan --------------- Yeah, it led to a lot of very bad, very insensitive jokes about my short arms.

Posted by: T-Rex at July 31, 2016 05:42 PM (oFSUK)

639 639 Melania will be our first FLILF. Well, I don't know about the 18th century FLOTI, if any of them were all that or not. Jackie was close, but no cigar. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:41 PM (DW+jj) Dolly Madison was pretty tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 05:42 PM (3ZoRf)

640 In terms of potential first spouses, I would rather look at Melania trump anytime than Bill's shriveled lying mug.

Posted by: IC at July 31, 2016 05:42 PM (KTFfX)

641 Would a porn parody of Sharnado be possible, I wonder. I mean, what could the wild sex angle on the sharknado be......
---
Spermnado.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 10:41 PM (3Liv/)



I'm in!

Posted by: Peter North at July 31, 2016 05:43 PM (JO9+V)

642 I want my,
I want my
ONT!

That little fagot with the ear ring and the makeup.

Posted by: Dire Straits at July 31, 2016 05:43 PM (BZey7)

643 Nadnado No I'm not gay.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:43 PM (BO/km)

644 Melania would be the first FLOTUS able to really strut her stuff with the Euroroyals, putting them all to shame, really.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 05:43 PM (DW+jj)

645 Yeah, it led to a lot of very bad, very insensitive jokes about my short arms. Posted by: T-Rex at July 31, 2016 10:42 PM (oFSUK) Interesting dilemma for T-Rex. During a military "short-arm inspection", would he be a pass or a fail? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 05:44 PM (v5iqM)

646 Maybe, if they really are in France for the next one, they can do a Joan of Arcnado?

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 05:44 PM (H9MG5)

647 Kink.com took over the 14th Street Armory about 10 years ago. It is an entire city block. The exterior is entirely unchanged, I think because it is a historic landmark. There was some controversy converting that site to its current use.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2016 05:44 PM (EZebt)

648 Would a storm of Indonesian ladyboys be a mon-zhoon?

Posted by: reason - TEXIT at July 31, 2016 05:44 PM (nKoz8)

649 Posted by: Peter North

Piker

Posted by: The Voluminous Danny D. at July 31, 2016 05:44 PM (DW+jj)

650 Porn films are dead: Louis Theroux: Twilight of the Porn Stars (2012) Interesting documentary. http://goo.gl/dnN8w4

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 05:45 PM (iQIUe)

651 Pussynado No need to thank me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2016 05:46 PM (BK3ZS)

652 The ghost of Vince Foster lights up the screen in... Fort Marcy Parknado

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2016 05:46 PM (/wm8n)

653 Snarknado Posted by: Stephen Colbert Amy? Is that you? Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 10:40 PM No. Why do you ask, infidel?

Posted by: Achmed Mohammed at July 31, 2016 05:47 PM (CCM9V)

654 Heh...ace and the horde know their fapping.

Wasn't it the chief who once described himself as 'masturbating furiously like a malfunctioning industrial robot?' I think it was.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 10:39 PM (09df2)


Bring back the chicken choking sidebar.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 05:47 PM (P/kVC)

655 In terms of potential first spouses, I would rather look at Melania trump anytime than Bill's shriveled lying mug. Yew might not wanna see me, but ah really wanna see that Bruni gal up close n personal...

Posted by: Horndog Clinton at July 31, 2016 05:47 PM (nKoz8)

656 Carla Bruni did something awful nip-and-tuck wise to her face. It was awful. Getting that cat-look and all puffed up.

Posted by: The Voluminous Danny D. at July 31, 2016 05:48 PM (DW+jj)

657 Best Ace headline was Andy Sullivan "beating his dick like it owed him money" during an Obama SOTU.

Posted by: reason - TEXIT at July 31, 2016 05:49 PM (nKoz8)

658 There's gonna be a crossover with the next Avengers film where the Iron Man-esque robo Aprils have to take on a Tony Starknado.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at July 31, 2016 05:50 PM (H9MG5)

659 There is Halloween shit out at Krogers already. Good God

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2016 05:51 PM (n0D+m)

660 SyFy is proud to present..... Lena Dunham, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell in.... CLARK-BARNADO

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 05:52 PM (MNzex)

661 No. Why do you ask, infidel? Posted by: Achmed Mohammed Oh I thought it was someone socking a no talent hack. Oops did I say hack? Please don't behead me kind sir.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:53 PM (BO/km)

662 [Beautiful things don't ask for attention. ] Good evening, all. Hellacious weekend, and I'm afraid of Monday. Trying to deflect with Seinfeld on Hulu, but it's not as funny as I thought it would be.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 31, 2016 05:53 PM (5o5ek)

663 @658 - Mrs. Reason really likes Joyce Myers. Used to watch her often when the kids were babies and we needed something on while rocking after the 3am feeding. Stopped watching after a while for no real reason. Saw her in the lineup last month and we turned the channel to see what she's been ip to. Almost unrecognizable. I hope she sued the last penny out of that plastic surgeon because he ruined her.

Posted by: reason - TEXIT at July 31, 2016 05:53 PM (nKoz8)

664 Hello?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 05:54 PM (EzgxV)

665 with dino poop - huge steaming piles of it everywhere.

How would that rolly ball thing from ?4? get any traction, plus it would need windshield wipers with a hundred gallon tank.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at July 31, 2016 05:54 PM (8J/Te)

666 >>>Think you'll get this depth and breadth of knowledge at NRO? My guess is: Some of them have never seen a vagina Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 31, 2016 09:34 PM Not something that needs to be worried about on any of my sets.

Posted by: Lena at July 31, 2016 05:55 PM (OF/aZ)

667 639 Melania will be our first FLILF. Well, I don't know about the 18th century FLOTI, if any of them were all that or not. Jackie was close, but no cigar. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:41 PM (DW+jj) ------------------------------- Frances Cleveland, Grover's young bride, was considered one of the greatest beauties of her age. Julia Tyler, John's second wife, was likewise a real looker. IIRC, she is the youngest woman ever to serve as FLOTUS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 31, 2016 05:55 PM (T/5A0)

668 Is hell o a banned word?

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:56 PM (BO/km)

669 Last try until the next one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:57 PM (E1RZH)

670 Hello

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 05:57 PM (BO/km)

671 And I'm back. Beheld the shades of many heroes, and consulted with Tiresius.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 05:58 PM (E1RZH)

672 Hello Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 10:57 PM (BO/km) Well that's the last we'll hear from him for a while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2016 05:59 PM (kKHcp)

673 turtle testicles Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 31, 2016 05:59 PM (OF/aZ)

674 OK Morons, Sharknado is coming on here on the West coast. Layla Tov.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2016 05:59 PM (EZebt)

675 Apparently hello question mark is banned. Unless you are a Great Old One.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 06:00 PM (BO/km)

676 Beheld the shades of many heroes I'd like to begetting them back, foo.

Posted by: Mr T at July 31, 2016 06:00 PM (nKoz8)

677 Hello?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:00 PM (3ZoRf)

678 666 Hello?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 10:54 PM (EzgxV)



Heh. https://youtu.be/5B94c6CRcwU

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 06:00 PM (EzgxV)

679 Ola?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:01 PM (3ZoRf)

680 Can't wait for ont. Need to horde-source a question touching on rather delicate and subtle matters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 06:01 PM (E1RZH)

681 Allo?

Posted by: Guvnah at July 31, 2016 06:01 PM (MNzex)

682 Jackie was close, but no cigar. Not my fault! I was too young!

Posted by: W. Jefferson Clinton at July 31, 2016 06:01 PM (OF/aZ)

683 RE: sharknado: Is that zip/dropline thing from teh top of the Stratosphere a real thing?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 31, 2016 06:01 PM (8iiMU)

684 The Moon's orbit also precesses. This is known as apsidial precession. The near and far points of an elliptic orbit are in general known as periapsis and apoapsis. For the earth, perigee and apogee can be used, and for the Sun, perihelion and aphelion. For a star, periastron and apoastron. For an orbit around the Moon itself, one can say pericynthion and apocynthion. Or screw all that and stick with apses. Now you're just making shit up. /kidding

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 06:01 PM (SRKgf)

685 bueno

Posted by: a wrong number in TJ at July 31, 2016 06:02 PM (nKoz8)

686 682 Can't wait for ont. Need to horde-source a question touching on rather delicate and subtle matters. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 11:01 PM (E1RZH) No, you should not use superglue like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:02 PM (3ZoRf)

687 Not all animals hang their testicles out in little sacks like we humans and others do. That makes them very vulnerable, and it's an interesting question what is the benefit of doing that. The womyn don't hang their ovaries out in sacks, so why do we?

      Long discussion about that, and I don't know if they've ever figured it out completely. Temperature and all that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 06:02 PM (DW+jj)

688 Jackie was close, but no cigar. Leave Haven Monaghan out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 06:02 PM (SRKgf)

689 Apparently hello question mark is banned. Unless you are a Great Old One. Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 11:00 PM (BO/km) among other various and sundry. Some say you can't type b/la-z er for some reason. Superstition keeps us in line.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2016 06:03 PM (kKHcp)

690 Just wondering if I could still get the timing right on a faster-moving thread. If it's an ONT at 1 AM, it's easier.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 06:03 PM (EzgxV)

691 Can't wait for ont. Need to horde-source a question touching on rather delicate and subtle matters.

No the Penthouse letters weren't real.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 06:04 PM (BZey7)

692 THere was a story that Slick actually hit on Jackie back in the 90s when he was POTUS. She turned him down, couldn't believe it.

   I guess it was just who she was. He wanted a Jackie O notch in his belt.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 06:04 PM (DW+jj)

693 Not all animals hang their testicles out in little sacks like we humans and others do. That makes them very vulnerable, and it's an interesting question what is the benefit of doing that. The womyn don't hang their ovaries out in sacks, so why do we? Long discussion about that, and I don't know if they've ever figured it out completely. Temperature and all that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 11:02 PM (DW+jj) And more to the point, why do we achieve perigee at high temperatures, and apogee at low temperature? Or is it the other way around? Depends on your reference point, I guess.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 06:04 PM (SRKgf)

694 Wie gehts?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2016 06:04 PM (/wm8n)

695 Aetius.... Even more delicate and subtle than that, even.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 06:04 PM (E1RZH)

696 Can't wait for ont. Need to horde-source a question touching on rather delicate and subtle matters. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 11:01 PM (E1RZH) Don't you have enough nieces already? Least you could do is share. Showoff.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 06:05 PM (heN73)

697 'The womyn don't hang their ovaries out in sacks, so why do we?' So they are easy to scratch. Geez.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 06:05 PM (BO/km)

698 Nope. The men's sport coat kicks you in spam-spicion.

Posted by: reason - TEXIT at July 31, 2016 06:05 PM (nKoz8)

699 694 THere was a story that Slick actually hit on Jackie back in the 90s when he was POTUS. She turned him down, couldn't believe it. I guess it was just who she was. He wanted a Jackie O notch in his belt. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 11:04 PM (DW+jj) I heard that one too. He is a classy guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:05 PM (3ZoRf)

700 Can't wait for ont. Need to horde-source a question touching on rather delicate and subtle matters. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 11:01 PM (E1RZH) Let me guess - the story ends with "it was a million to one shot!"

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 06:06 PM (7qAYi)

701 Ah wanted ta see her Jackie O face.

Posted by: Horndog Clinton at July 31, 2016 06:07 PM (nKoz8)

702 There is Halloween shit out at Krogers already. Good God Posted by: Buzzing at July 31, 2016 10:51 PM (n0D+m) Kroger is weird. Couple years ago, I went to get a pumpkin to carve for sons Cub Scout activity. When I get there, they are putting out Christmas stuff - not just Christmas stuff, but live greenery as well as decorate-yourself cookie kits w/ colored icing (red, white and green. 2 days earlier the kits had fall colors, green white and orange). For a brief flash, I though I had missed Halloween. It was Oct 21. Who the bloody hell decorates Xmas cookies ten days before Halloween?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2016 06:07 PM (oAY8z)

703 The anomalous precession of the perihelion of Mercury's orbit was one of the unsolved mysteries of gravitation. All the other planets (which perturb the standard 2-body pure ellipses) couldn't account for but about half of it.

   General Relavity came along and 'splained it. While the Sun's field is weak as far as GR goes, Mercury goes get close and fast enough to make the non-Newtonian behavior evident.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 06:07 PM (DW+jj)

704 hello? Hello?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 06:09 PM (LdMbv)

705 Not nieces, Country Boy. I think I just figured out a secret from my mother's life. She's dropped a ton of what on retrospect appear to be hints, and I wonder if I should ask about it. It's weird, but we're kinda private even inside the family. (And there's no such thing as enough nieces.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 06:09 PM (E1RZH)

706 Kroger is weird. Couple years ago, I went to get a pumpkin to carve for sons Cub Scout activity. When I get there, they are putting out Christmas stuff - not just Christmas stuff, but live greenery as well as decorate-yourself cookie kits w/ colored icing (red, white and green. 2 days earlier the kits had fall colors, green white and orange). For a brief flash, I though I had missed Halloween. It was Oct 21. Who the bloody hell decorates Xmas cookies ten days before Halloween? Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 31, 2016 11:07 PM (oAY8z) One year while I was working at a department store, our store got picked to be the prototype store for the region. This meant that our Christmas section was assembled in the store in September. I had women swearing at me as I worked to put it up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2016 06:09 PM (fC9RO)

707 Precession of Mercury. Feh.

Posted by: Johannes Kepler at July 31, 2016 06:10 PM (/wm8n)

708 705 The anomalous precession of the perihelion of Mercury's orbit was one of the unsolved mysteries of gravitation. All the other planets (which perturb the standard 2-body pure ellipses) couldn't account for but about half of it. General Relavity came along and 'splained it. While the Sun's field is weak as far as GR goes, Mercury goes get close and fast enough to make the non-Newtonian behavior evident. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj) I was told there would be no discussion of physics as it relates to planetary bodies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:10 PM (3ZoRf)

709 In England, I saw Christmas items out in September. It occurred to me that they do not have Thanksgiving as a Christmas buffer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2016 06:10 PM (oFSUK)

710 Every time I say "Hello", Ace says "Goodbye". Hello Goodbye Every time I say "Hello", Ace says "Goodbye".

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 06:10 PM (LdMbv)

711 Long discussion about that, and I don't know if they've ever figured it out completely. Temperature and all that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 11:02 PM (DW+jj) Yeah. mammal sperm cells does't like heat for some reason. Males have a cremaster muscle that raises and lowers them depending on temp. *cow college repro class*

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 31, 2016 06:11 PM (ozZau)

712 hello?
Hello?


I don't want my music used on an extreme-right hateblog!

Posted by: Adele at July 31, 2016 06:12 PM (vPc9h)

713 Hello. Hello. Helllooooo.

Posted by: the HQ barbershop quartet at July 31, 2016 06:13 PM (LdMbv)

714 I don't want my music used on an extreme-right hateblog! Posted by: Adele at July 31, 2016 11:12 PM (vPc9h) We have donuts. And open mic night every night!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:13 PM (3ZoRf)

715 'cremaster muscle' Well I learned something today. Now how to work it in to casual conversation...

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 06:13 PM (BO/km)

716 I see Avik Roy was crying to a Vox "reporter" about how white nationalist the Republican Party is and how it is doomed.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2016 06:14 PM (Ee2nz)

717 712 Every time I say "Hello", Ace says "Goodbye". Hello Goodbye Every time I say "Hello", Ace says "Goodbye". Posted by: andycanuck Copyright infringement!!

Posted by: Lennon/McCartney at July 31, 2016 06:14 PM (q7T0y)

718 Imagine there's no ONT
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at July 31, 2016 06:14 PM (BZey7)

719 717 'cremaster muscle' Well I learned something today. Now how to work it in to casual conversation... Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 11:13 PM (BO/km) "I pulled my cremaster muscle while doing kegles. No big deal."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:14 PM (3ZoRf)

720 Hey everybody. Well, got stuff to share but I know that 2 seconds after I do: ONT magically appears!! So I'll wait...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 31, 2016 06:15 PM (q7T0y)

721 You know that "balls pull up" phenomenon when one is going at it, and especially near completion?

   Pulling 'em up protects 'em from damage with aggressive harmonic motion there, and also increases the temp, which gets the little tadpoles activated, swimming around.

     They get fired out and they're ready to go swim up the tube and penetrate an egg.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 06:15 PM (DW+jj)

722 hello? Hello? I don't want my music used on an extreme-right hateblog! Posted by: Adele at July 31, 2016 11:12 PM (vPc9h Really? Here's a song, just for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2B3gPY5LRg&list=PLm5RUC7EWQNRgm-W9mxDb8FqjeXsaPyiB&index=8

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2016 06:15 PM (kKHcp)

723 wow. 2 or 3 more characters and Pixy would have puked that back to me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2016 06:16 PM (kKHcp)

724 714 hello? Hello? I don't want my music used on an extreme-right hateblog! Posted by: Adele at July 31, 2016 11:12 PM (vPc9h) Your music? We need to talk.

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at July 31, 2016 06:16 PM (7qAYi)

725 714----Hello? I don't want my music used on an extreme-right hateblog! Posted by: Adele at July 31, 2016 11:12 PM (vPc9h) -------------------------- Yeah? Well, I do. I'll take every dime I can make these days.

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at July 31, 2016 06:16 PM (T/5A0)

726 723 You know that "balls pull up" phenomenon when one is going at it, and especially near completion? Pulling 'em up protects 'em from damage with aggressive harmonic motion there, and also increases the temp, which gets the little tadpoles activated, swimming around. They get fired out and they're ready to go swim up the tube and penetrate an egg. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 11:15 PM (DW+jj) So it is like a pep talk from the coach!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:17 PM (3ZoRf)

727 Folks in New Hampshire are eager to learn who among them holds the winning ticket to a $487 million Powerball jackpot. The New Hampshire Lottery has announced that the winning ticket was sold at the Hannaford Supermarket on Freetown Road in Raymond, a southern New Hampshire town of about 10,000. ================= So, who lives in NH?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 06:17 PM (iQIUe)

728 Could be a line from the Ghostbusters porno. "Are you the Cremaster?"

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2016 06:17 PM (BO/km)

729 Imagine all the people living for today Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at July 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BZey7) Don't make me shoot you again!

Posted by: Mark dumass Chapman at July 31, 2016 06:17 PM (kKHcp)

730 706 hello?
Hello?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2016 11:09 PM (LdMbv)



https://youtu.be/62XB9IbMnxQ

Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2016 06:18 PM (EzgxV)

731 There is some cremaster reflex that anesthesiologists have used to determine when you're good to go. They can prick you in the upper thigh or something, which cause the balls pull up reflex. If that doesn't happen, you're good to start cutting.

   So imagine you're lying there and they're playing with your balls.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 06:18 PM (DW+jj)

732 Pull up. PULL UP!!!

Posted by: Balls Over Macho Grande at July 31, 2016 06:18 PM (/wm8n)

733 blaz&er
 
ug&gs
 
im&g
 
all myths

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2016 06:19 PM (gyKtp)

734 727 714----Hello? I don't want my music used on an extreme-right hateblog! Posted by: Adele at July 31, 2016 11:12 PM (vPc9h) -------------------------- Yeah? Well, I do. I'll take every dime I can make these days. Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at July 31, 2016 11:16 PM (T/5A0) Goddamit, everybody's stealing from me!

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at July 31, 2016 06:19 PM (7qAYi)

735 682 Can't wait for ont. Need to horde-source a question touching on rather delicate and subtle matters. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 11:01 PM (E1RZH) You want OUR advice on delicate and subtle matters?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

736 Ont is nood!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 06:20 PM (E1RZH)

737 Jeb Bush has come out backing the Islamist Khans and bashing Trump.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 06:20 PM (MlXgU)

738 You know that "balls pull up"

The water was really cold.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 31, 2016 06:20 PM (BZey7)

739 734 Pull up. PULL UP!!! Posted by: Balls Over Macho Grande at July 31, 2016 11:18 PM (/wm8n) Over Macho Grande?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:20 PM (3ZoRf)

740 So if you're walking down the street sometime And spot some hollow ancient eyes, Please don't just pass 'em by and stare As if you didn't care, say, "Hello in there, hello," Say, "Hello in there, hello."

Posted by: Joan Baez at July 31, 2016 06:20 PM (oFSUK)

741 Godammit, everybody's stealing from me!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 31, 2016 06:21 PM (T/5A0)

742 I remember a Woody Allen movie, soemthing about the inside of the human body. Woody played a sperm cell, which were little paratroopers with white suits and helmets. They all got a pep talk to fire 'em up for the combat jump.

    They all lined up, got the green light and jumped. Then a horrible scream came out, "No! It's a blow job!!! Aiiiiieeeee!"

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 06:21 PM (DW+jj)

743 In England, I saw Christmas items out in September. It occurred to me that they do not have Thanksgiving as a Christmas buffer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2016 11:10 PM (oFSUK)


When I lived in Hawaii the national chains would take away all the summer living stuff and do the Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas cycle every per corporate marketing plan... I don't need a snow shovel, where are the rakes? Well, they had enough sense to not put out the snow removal stuff, by why take away all the summer stuff.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 06:22 PM (P/kVC)

744 Jeb Bush has come out backing the Islamist Khans and bashing Trump. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 31, 2016 11:20 PM (MlXgU) Of course, he is part of the uniparty.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2016 06:22 PM (Ee2nz)

745 Will Trump now go to Defcon1? And I thought we might have a boring August. Seriously, Hillary said some things to Chris Wallace that we suspected that should be really troubling even to the I'm Too Cool For School True Conservatives. Worth a thread. But we'll have a week about tits. Still, advantage Trump. Because who doesn't like tits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2016 06:22 PM (bQxkN)

746 Yeah I think there must be an involuntary protective thing like y'all say. like if you see a ram (rams are way over-endnowned in that area) jump over a rock or something, UP they go. Plus they are wooly--everywhere-so they have more of a heat issue.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 31, 2016 06:23 PM (ozZau)

747 Yep, I've had enough margaritas. Buenas noches cock-a-roaches

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 31, 2016 06:25 PM (ozZau)

748 Not nieces, Country Boy. I think I just figured out a secret from my mother's life. She's dropped a ton of what on retrospect appear to be hints, and I wonder if I should ask about it. It's weird, but we're kinda private even inside the family. (And there's no such thing as enough nieces.) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 11:09 PM (E1RZH) Was just joshing you. Sounds like something worth looking in to.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 06:25 PM (heN73)

749 Hello hello You say goodbye I say hello

Posted by: Growler at July 31, 2016 06:26 PM (uz/Pv)

750 In England, I saw Christmas items out in September. It occurred to me that they do not have Thanksgiving as a Christmas buffer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2016 11:10 PM (oFSUK) Target and Wlamrat will have Christmas things out next month. They'll be way in the back, but they' ll be there. I hate Christmas

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 31, 2016 06:27 PM (ozZau)

751 Merry Christmas, and Good night!

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 31, 2016 06:29 PM (ozZau)

752 I hate Christmas Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 31, 2016 11:27 PM (ozZau) I like Christmas, starting right around Dec. 21st. Then the spirit of the season begins to nibble away at my normal hatred of my fellow man.

Posted by: Mark dumass Chapman at July 31, 2016 06:31 PM (kKHcp)

753 another dirty crusty sock left on too long.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2016 06:32 PM (kKHcp)

754 [Beautiful things don't ask for attention. ] Those British neo-hippies who want to go to Costa Rica could benefit from getting on the grid and reading the unintentionally hilarious dispatches from Costa Rica of one "One Pissed Off Liberal" of Daily Kos. I watched it unfold in real time. It took about three months total. Berkeley idiot has been unemployed for ages for some reason -- he's an instructional designer and hasn't had a gig in maybe a decade. So he decides to chuck the shitty U.S. of A. with its non-free health care, bigots, rat races, white people, processed food, world-threatening air conditioning, etc. and go to paradisaical Costa Rica. He's mugged by reality within a week. All the affordable huts are "e. coli factories" by his reckoning, and he finds himself moving unhappily from hut to hut. Next, he realizes he's in a damn jungle with no air conditioning. He has to soak his hats in vinegar to keep them from getting moldy. The overhead fan does nothing but stir the hot, steamy air. Then there's the people. The locals are all thieves and con-men. His fellow expats are Americans who barely give him the time of day, or loud, drunken, narcissistic, bigoted Europeans who curse the natives and the weather. Then there's the lifestyle. No Chinese restaurants! No Italian! No gourmet burgers! It's all this Costa Rican food day after day, night after night. No cinemas, no clubs, no hangouts where he speaks the language (of course he isn't learning Spanish). Oh, and medical care? Through the roof. He thought America was the only country in the world where you have to pay for high-quality medical care. He spent a fortune on I can't remember what -- he had an infection or mosquito bites or diarrhea or something that he never got in Berkeley. He's back in the racist hellhole of America, never to leave. He was real popular among the Kooks until he proved to be a recalcitrant Berniebot.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 31, 2016 06:45 PM (5o5ek)

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