February 28, 2018

OMG: Is Jeff Flake Running for President?
— Ace

Via Steven Kruiser at PJMedia, this Guy Smiley puppet is advertising his appearance in a first-in-the-nation New Hampshire meet-and-greet:



Posted by: Ace at 09:47 AM | Comments (581)
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1 Oh good, he'll parlay that 17 percent approval rating into the presidency!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 09:47 AM (+1Uyl)

3 Do we need a flake for President?  We had one in Obama.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2018 09:48 AM (dZ756)

4 Somebody notify the FBI, Flake is fucking crazy. He may hurt himself or others.

Posted by: nip at February 28, 2018 09:48 AM (ECLaL)

5 Guess not. But I couldn't resist. Isn't this Flake flake nominally an R? Does he think he'll unseat Trump in 2020, or is he planning 2024?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 09:48 AM (+1Uyl)

6 As a Democrat?

Posted by: Eggo at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (gt2pY)

7 President of the Arizona chapter of the Del Webb Cuckold Society.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (INZRd)

8 What's his agenda? Gun confiscation, more government, open borders, and give aways to our enemies?

Posted by: Johnny Eaglestallion at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (JkygK)

9 I heartily endorse Jeffey Flake for president.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (Ftuf+)

10 Politics & Eggs? Egg McMuffin will defend his turf from the interloper Jeff "Corn" Flake!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

11 Oh Flake Off You Hoser.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (WM75E)

12 The kind of boring you've been waiting for! Flake/Kasich 2020 or Kasich/Flake 2020 (Nobody puts the mailman's son in a corner)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (ycWCI)

13 8 What's his agenda? Gun confiscation, more government, open borders, and give aways to our enemies? Posted by: Johnny Eaglestallion at February 28, 2018 * * Sounds awfully familiar.

Posted by: Barack Obama [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (+1Uyl)

14 Flakes & Eggs. Don't forget the milk!

McMuffin is going to be with him?

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2018 09:49 AM (5NMZN)

15 For those who can't stand right-wing ideologue Lamar Alexander.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

16 4 Somebody notify the FBI, Flake is fucking crazy. He may hurt himself or others. Posted by: nip at February 28, 2018 02:48 PM (ECLaL) Probably best to shoot first and ask questions later. The Eggs in that headline refers to his running mate, Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (4ErVI)

17 Shouldn't a breakfast with Jeff include corn Flakes instead of eggs?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (7uYFy)

18 On another note: This is how Donald Trump coasts past the primary challengers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (hLRSq)

19 I heartily endorse Jeff Flakey for president.

Posted by: Egga Muffin at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (Ftuf+)

20 There's definitely something wrong with that fucking goof.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (y7DUB)

21 Perhaps as a Democrat. Otherwise he'll just be the next James Gilmore or George Pataki.

Posted by: DocJ at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (7bkOX)

22 9 I heartily endorse Jeffey Flake for president. Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Ftuf+) I'm the one who suggested the eggs, Bill! (Toss your salad?)

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

23 Dandruff.

*drops mic*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (Ckg4U)

24 Wouldn't surprise me to see some Flake/Kasich ticket that's just done out of pure spite to throw the election to Democrats. Its going though to be nearly impossible to get Republicans to abandon an incumbent Republican president, but if they even take 1-2%, it could be a problem. Apparently Flake thinks "free trade" is the most important issue of the day and why Trump needs to be stopped.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 09:50 AM (lKmt3)

25 He couldn't possibly run as a Republican with any credibility.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 09:51 AM (fq72/)

26 "Have Eggs Benedict Arnold with Jefe Flake"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 09:51 AM (WM75E)

27 The Eggs in that headline refers to his running mate, Egg McMuffin. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 02:50 PM (4ErVI) CornFlakes, EGG McMuffin. The Breakfast Ticket. "It's breakfast in America!"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 09:51 AM (7uYFy)

28 Top 10 and first in with the breakfast jokes!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 09:51 AM (hLRSq)

29 Bring it Bitch

Posted by: President Trump at February 28, 2018 09:51 AM (FZYNt)

30 President . . . In my pants!

Posted by: Obama's big clown feet on the Resolute Desk at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (UIm4F)

31 Yeah, well, he'll have to beat Kasich.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (qKh6A)

32 Great. Another three years of "First Vagina in the White House".

Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (lFje9)

33 Coconut Flake is running for President?

Posted by: dantesed at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (88xKn)

34 Bring it, Flakey Jeff Fakey.
 
PDJT

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (0ogQG)

35

The reds stole NH from TGE

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (Iz8Py)

36 you can't make a Flake omelette without breaking some eggs

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (FZYNt)

37 25 He couldn't possibly run as a Republican with any credibility. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 02:51 PM (fq72/) Obama ran as a visceral American. So much for credibility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (5fhzn)

38 If he runs with Jenner, they can both have their own cereal box; Fruits with Nuts and Flakes.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (Ndje9)

39 CornFlakes, EGG McMuffin. The Breakfast Ticket. "It's breakfast in America!" Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 02:51 PM (7uYFy) That's a good name for an album!

Posted by: Supertramp at February 28, 2018 09:52 AM (7uYFy)

40 "Sen. Flake is in his first term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona."

First of one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (oVJmc)

41 24 Wouldn't surprise me to see some Flake/Kasich ticket that's just done out of pure spite to throw the election to Democrats. Its going though to be nearly impossible to get Republicans to abandon an incumbent Republican president, but if they even take 1-2%, it could be a problem. Apparently Flake thinks "free trade" is the most important issue of the day and why Trump needs to be stopped. Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 02:50 PM (lKmt3) Jeff Flake. Low energy. Likes eggs. Smelly. Sad!

Posted by: The Donald at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

42 That Jeff Flake ... SEVERELY CONSERVATIVE !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (fiGNd)

43 He was dropped on his head as a baby. And his face. Then his crooked nose.

Posted by: Lester at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (LfJIn)

44 He could run in the VP spot with Michelle Obama ... a balanced ticket. The DeepState Party.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (bT8Z4)

45 Jeff Flake is a stupid fucking asshole.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (jjaLl)

46 Flake/Hogg 2020

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

47 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! Run, no. Waddle, maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (qKh6A)

48 If he runs with Jenner, they can both have their own cereal box; Fruits with Nuts and Flakes. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 02:52 PM (Ndje9) Don't forget me!

Posted by: OJ at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (7uYFy)

49 Looks like Bill Wynn finally woke up from his bath salts coma.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (4ErVI)

50 Come get to know me, my wife, her boyfriend Paolo, and their children!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (SkuXa)

51 Trumpism. Corker it!

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2018 09:53 AM (5NMZN)

52 Oooh! Is he going to borrow Katshit's confetti gun?!?!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (vg8iE)

53 "Sen. Flake is in his first term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona." By happy chance, he's also in his last term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (5fhzn)

54 Obviously this Flake has gone soggy in the brains

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (WM75E)

55 Flake News!

Posted by: DNCNN at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (Ftuf+)

56 A ticket of Flakes and Eggs would be toast in the primaries....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (7uYFy)

57 32 Great. Another three years of "First Vagina in the White House". Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2018 02:52 PM (lFje9) Men spend an inordinate amount of time and money trying to get in that very place, and then they use it as a pejorative against your average idiot. I fail to see the comparison. Either you like pussy, or you don't. But not both. That said, calling somebody a dick..... Or offering them a bag of.... Well. *flounces away with dictionary in hand*

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (7UW64)

58
The right man for the right time.

Posted by: John McCain (D-Tumor) at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (x25VP)

59 After I buy a few thousand shares of Dicks Sports, I'm going to throw some donations to Flake.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (3BFzK)

60 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN!

Says it to whom, exactly?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (oVJmc)

61 Let him run.  Trump will stomp him into the ground during the Primary. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (+Dllb)

62 48 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! Run, no. Waddle, maybe. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 02:53 PM (qKh6A) Bollards everywhere tremble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (5fhzn)

63 "It's breakfast in America!"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 02:51 PM (7uYFy)

 

They will lose to the Brunch ticket because mimosas and bloody marys.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2018 09:54 AM (Iz8Py)

64 You know, just the other day I heard absolutely nobody lamenting that there wasn't a good politics and eggs sit-down with Jeff Flake. This must be absolutely nobody's lucky day - just what they never asked for.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (y87Qq)

65 His campaign should be a corker.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (FkHmZ)

66 48 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! Run, no. Waddle, maybe. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 02:53 PM (qKh6A) OPRAH! RUN A MARATHON!

Posted by: The Big I Am at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

67 Flakes Eggs. Don't forget the milk! *announcer voice* "On the same table as this nutritious breakfast! Buy some TODAY!" */announcer voice*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (tRaq7)

68 Bran Flakes is the only way I'll give a shit.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (yi5ae)

69 Oprah decides to lumber for President!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (jjaLl)

70 Funniest thing I read all week.

Posted by: Thursby at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (WVn9a)

71 Isn't this Flake flake nominally an R? Does he think he'll unseat Trump in 2020, or is he planning 2024? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius He'll never beat Barron.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (sVGvG)

72 GOD SAID OPRAH SAID

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (Iz8Py)

73
SO cute!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham - (D-Ponce) at February 28, 2018 09:55 AM (x25VP)

74 There's actually a good reason personally for him to run - he's already not running for Senate, so his contributions have all dried up. BUT by running for Pres, he can hoover up millions and millions of Never-Trumping donations from the big GOP millionaires who want open borders (the Bush Donors, mainly) and then, when the campaign collapses after the first couple of primaries, any good campaign lawyer can show him a way to put alla those extra unspent political donations straight into his own pocket. ever wonder why Herman Cain was so happy about running, even though his actual campaign flamed out so badly? One decent campaign and anyone can get set with enough millions to last a lifetime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (k1TUh)

75 38 25 He couldn't possibly run as a Republican with any credibility. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 02:51 PM (fq72/) Obama ran as a visceral American. So much for credibility. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 02:52 PM (5fhzn) ----------------------------------------- At least Obama acted like a Democrat. I'm not sure what Flake thinks he represents.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (fq72/)

76 It's okay for Oprah to invoke God, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (7uYFy)

77 25 He couldn't possibly run as a Republican with any credibility. Uhum

Posted by: M McConnell at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (8oSoU)

78 >>>Flake is a graduate of Brigham Young University and was a Mormon missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Yeah, that didn't work out so well in an earlier presidential election.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (VKsXm)

79 OPRAH! BUILD ME AN ARK

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (FZYNt)

80 >>>>>OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN!

Says it to whom, exactly?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 02:54 PM
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.Orca the Killer Winfrey is not as popular as she thinks she is.  She won't run. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (+Dllb)

81 Deviled eggs, beans, cabbage rolls. He's gone too fart!

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (w2h7B)

82 He should ask Brian Stelter to be his running mate.

TATER/FLAKE 2020

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (oVJmc)

83 Morons need to go to that event, toting sacks of rotten eggs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (Dbv1R)

84 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! Get the freak show some psych help. Since she's talking to God and all.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (sVGvG)

85 GEOLOGICAL SERVICES ISSUES RED FLAG WARNING : OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN!

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 09:56 AM (INZRd)

86

 

 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN!

 

 

What if he tells her to give all her money away then run?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (lKyWE)

87 Are the eggs fresh?

I could use some throwing practice.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (yQxbm)

88 At least Obama acted like a Democrat. I'm not sure what Flake thinks he represents. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 02:56 PM (fq72/) Obama acted like a gay Mulatto Muslim.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (7uYFy)

89 Men spend an inordinate amount of time and money trying to get in that very place, and then they use it as a pejorative against your average idiot.
----------

The joke was that he has one. But I guess it works either way.

Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (lFje9)

90 I'll bet Trump is pissing his pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (qKh6A)

91 I can already hear PDJT saying "Flake News."

Posted by: m at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (VKsXm)

92 Hmmm! First term junior senator. Sounds like his hero, and mentor, Obama. Oh yeah, that worked out for the country so well!

Posted by: JTB at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (V+03K)

93 26 "Have Eggs Benedict Arnold with Jefe Flake" Threadwinnah!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (khGoY)

94 *pauses*

For Halloween Barron should dress as a certain character from Game of Thrones. Watch the Left lose their grape nuts and HBO yanks the series.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (WM75E)

95 OH MY GOD Oprah has mental illness!

Posted by: Joy Behar at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (SkuXa)

96 >>GOD SAID OPRAH SAID CLOSE SATAN'S SECRET REFRIGERATOR DOOR

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 09:57 AM (INZRd)

97 GOD SAYS to Oprah: STFU AND STFD!

Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (yQxbm)

98 Flake is a graduate of Brigham Young University and was a Mormon missionary

That explains so much. 

I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (oVJmc)

99 Flake won't be the only guy to primary Trump. It's all about trying to weaken Trump's position before the General. GOPe would rather lose the Oval Office - to regain unquestioned control of the Party. Not saying it'll work. Just saying they'll try.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (fiGNd)

100 86 GEOLOGICAL SERVICES ISSUES RED FLAG WARNING : OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2018 02:56 PM (INZRd) Seismographs at Caltech will need an emergency power cutoff switch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (5fhzn)

101 Puppet show and Jeff Flake.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

102 Bringing the concept of God back into the Democrat Party. Interesting.

Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (lFje9)

103 Flake/Sasse 2020? Zod votes for the resentful, third-time's-a-charm drunk lesbian cylon.

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)

104 "Sen. Flake is in his first term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona." By happy chance, he's also in his last term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ________ What's funny is the "Flake" family is almost like a Kennedy dynasty in AZ. Jeff really has been groomed for a long time to be some sort of big deal politically. Until Trump. What's odd is the guy started out being a genuinely "good" conservative in the mold of Goldwater. Took fiscal issues seriously, pushed real reforms. But he has an obsession with amnesty more than an actual illegal immigrant living here. He can't get past it and ultimately it destroyed his career. Paul Ryan at least pretends to drop the open border stuff.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 09:58 AM (lKmt3)

105 99 Flake is a graduate of Brigham Young University and was a Mormon missionary That explains so much. I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oVJmc) So, by "Eggs", he means Evan "Egg McMuffin" McMullin.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (CMbMd)

106 At least Obama acted like a Democrat. I'm not sure what Flake thinks he represents. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 02:56 PM (fq72/) He represents the people who pay his bills.

Posted by: joncelli, not cynical at all at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

107 Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64) Either is just ducky to have, not something you'd like to be. The pejorative on the field stands.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (y87Qq)

108 Men spend an inordinate amount of time and money trying to get in that very place +++ Country club? The Masons?

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (w2h7B)

109 "It's breakfast in America!" Wish, somethin, command, something else... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3PMYzXL8JM Live version.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (tRaq7)

110 As an aside, the Dicks announcement baffles me. In the Louisville/Indianapolis area, Galleons used to sell all sorts of fine sporting equipment (read: Pistols and Rifles.) However, when Dicks bought them out, they got rid of all the scary inventory, so this announcement makes no sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (ycWCI)

111  

Posted by: God at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

112 Does anyone remember the endless speculation that Hillary was going to run to unseat Odumbshit in 2012? I do.

Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (lFje9)

113 If she's alive, Hillary will be the Democrat nominee....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (7uYFy)

114
He will siphon many Trump votes.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell - (D - Tortuga) at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (x25VP)

115 Obama acted like a gay Mulatto Muslim..... Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 02:57 PM (7uYFy)/i] Such acting range!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (5fhzn)

116 Nah - he's going to form a PAC. This is PR.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 09:59 AM (eytER)

117 he means it as a head start harpo

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (nFwvY)

118 "Politics an Eggs?"

Get ova yourself Flake.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (70cRb)

119 Oprah is too fat to run.

Posted by: Obama's big clown feet on the Resolute Desk at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (UIm4F)

120 114 If she's alive, Hillary will be the Democrat nominee.... Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 02:59 PM (7uYFy) I desperately hope she's alive, and wants another round. The resulting Democrat primaries and debates will be epic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (5fhzn)

121 Trump! Trump! Trump! 2020

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (aC6Sd)

122 "Jeff Flake is in his first term as the junior Senator from Arizona. Also, Jeff Flake is in his last term as Senator from Arizona. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Flake!"

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)

123 I heartily endorse Jeffey Flake for president. Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Ftuf+) ........... I do too. P.S. xoxo Bill

Posted by: Judith Miller at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (HgMAr)

124 Get on the Flake Train now, while there are still lots of seats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (Mouru)

125 Sad ! But in a way we will all find quite amusing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/b][/u][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (e11dj)

126 Nah - he's going to form a PAC. This is PR. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2018 02:59 PM (eytER) You know who should for a PAC ? The Legion of Gloom.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (fiGNd)

127 Posted by: tcn in AK at February 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64) ------------------ You do understand guys can get really stupid when in pursuit of, right?

Posted by: Blake at February 28, 2018 10:00 AM (qC1Sy)

128 OPRAH! BUILD ME AN ARK Posted by: Bill Cosby What's a cubit and can I eat them? - Oprah

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (qKh6A)

129
#NoChance

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (r+sAi)

130 Jeff Flake is a stupid fucking asshole. Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 28, 2018 02:53 PM (jjaLl) ........... Threadwinner!

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (HgMAr)

131 This will split the NeverTrump Alliance. Only the dark Empire of the Golden Scalp Weasel could benefit from such a thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (hLRSq)

132 FML


Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth[/i][/s][/b][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (rP4OC)

133 Oh great. If he's really running he'll be sniffing around here in Iowa next, sucking Big Ethanol's dick.

Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (tu3iY)

134 89 At least Obama acted like a Democrat. I'm not sure what Flake thinks he represents. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 02:56 PM (fq72/) Obama acted like a gay Mulatto Muslim..... Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 02:57 PM (7uYFy) --------------------------------------------------- Exactly. Like a Democrat/insane person.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (fq72/)

135 Mormons care about proselytizing the illegals above all else. Trump stands in their way.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (7uYFy)

136 Apparently "Dicks" quit carrying the AR15 after Sandyhook but still carried it in its "Field and Stream" stores until now. The  announcement is totally disengenuous. What they really meant is "We pretended to not sell them a while back, but we were just referring people to our other-named stores, now we're really gonna not sell them."

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (16bxt)

137 kallisto @ #36 isn't just blowing blog smoke.


Last I looked, there was a pretty solid prima facie case, based on actual data, that NH was stolen for Hillary via same-day vote registrations that appear to have been fraudulent (voters did not register car, get DL, or otherwise appear on NH public document radar in the months following Nov. .


You have the PA illegal non-citizen registered voter story (which is almost certainly an underestimate).  You can only *imagine* what those numbers are for CA (or IL, or NY).


You have the inadvertent exposure that MI basically has no election integrity whatsoever.  "Recount" kabuki revealed that largest jurisdiction/vote resource, Wayne County, had more than half their precincts unable to meet the first, most basic metric of vote integrity (roster at voting place matching ballots/votes at voting place).


Thanks to the genius of the electoral college, presidential elections (well, besides Kennedy in 1960) have not been stolen (which doesn't mean states like MI may not have been stolen some cycles since 198 .  House and Senate and state-level offices, however - oh yes, there is every reason to believe the fraud is material to those outcomes.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (QDnY+)

138 Horde PAC?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (WM75E)

139 If God says waddle, I'll waddle!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at February 28, 2018 10:01 AM (Mouru)

140 Flake/Fluke 2020 President Flake. Mmm-kay.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (mQ0Mc)

141 Threadwinner!

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 03:01 PM (HgMAr)


Threadwinner!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (70cRb)

142 111 As an aside, the Dicks announcement baffles me. In the Louisville/Indianapolis area, Galleons used to sell all sorts of fine sporting equipment (read: Pistols and Rifles.) However, when Dicks bought them out, they got rid of all the scary inventory, so this announcement makes no sense. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2018 02:59 PM (ycWCI) It's posturing for the swells. They don't think their customers will notice and they're probably right.

Posted by: joncelli, not cynical at all at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (RD7QR)

143 Jeff Flake can do it. Those 17 other Republicans in 2016, plus Evan McMueller, by golly they tried their darnedest, but FLAKE, he's our man! NO ONE SAID NO ONE SAID.COM

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (EzdLW)

144 142 Threadwinner! Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 03:01 PM (HgMAr) Threadwinner! Posted by: Cannibal Bob Threadwinner!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (FZYNt)

145 >>The Legion of Gloom. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd) This organization interests Zod. It will forward its newsletter.

Posted by: Zod at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)

146 In all honesty, he can probably get Jeb!'s old backers to throw a few tens of millions at his campaign.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:02 AM (QQ+il)

147 I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oVJmc) I've looked but I can't find "sinless man" as a requirement for public office.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:03 AM (hLRSq)

148 Here's my Easter Egg Debate, Politics, and NeverTrump amgreatness.com CPAC 2018 has come and gone, and with it, NeverTrump has met its Waterloo. Whereas in 2017, there were still those willing to indulge the urge to keep a rhetorical distance from President Trump, or otherwise to downplay his significance to the resurgent Right in America, now almost nothing of the kind survives. Instead, the conference featured moments of nigh-explicit surrender by previously anti-Trump conservatives. Ben Shapiro, for example, had to admit sheepishly that he didn't see Trump's commitment to conservative governance coming, and then had to launch into a detailed genealogy of how political correctness' overreaches had spurred its own messy death, implicitly at Trump's hands. Mark Levin, meanwhile, went from barking at Trump to "cut the crap" to sternly instructing the CPAC audience that it was "our obligation to defend [Trump] and defend this office." Mona Charen Jonah Goldbert Kevin Williamson debate v politics a good piece

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2018 10:03 AM (fceHP)

149 134 Oh great. If he's really running he'll be sniffing around here in Iowa next, sucking Big Ethanol's dick. Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at February 28, 2018 03:01 PM (tu3iY) You know who else has a big ethanol dick? *hic*

Posted by: Hillary "HUMA!" Clinton at February 28, 2018 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

150 Flake-Kasich 2020 Because Jeb! wasn't BOLD enough -Cuckservatives PAC, Evan McMuffin' Chair

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 28, 2018 10:03 AM (Sqor6)

151 Threadwinner! Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 03:01 PM (HgMAr) Threadwinner! Posted by: Cannibal Bob Threadwinner! Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 28, 2018 03:02 PM Threadwinner!

Posted by: 1000 count Egyptian cotton percale sheets at February 28, 2018 10:04 AM (EzdLW)

152 If the voters want a flake, well, here's a flake. Please clap.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at February 28, 2018 10:04 AM (Mouru)

153 President Flake, meet the new mayor of Atlanta, Mayor Bottoms.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 10:04 AM (SkuXa)

154 This organization interests Zod. It will forward its newsletter. Posted by: Zod Does the Zod newsletter come in a sealed plastic wrapper and have a fold out center? If so please add me to your mailing list

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2018 10:04 AM (FZYNt)

155 The Legion of Gloom +++ Sadblood ?

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 10:04 AM (w2h7B)

156 I swear I go from 'I love this place'....to 'what the fuck am it doing here' to 'why do they even allow me to be here?' to......

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:04 AM (70cRb)

157 A one term junior senator jumping to the White House? Does he think Obama broke that glass ceiling? Also *facepalm*. Dude's a BYU educated Mormon who served a mission. You're giving us a bad name, Flake.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:05 AM (iv0p7)

158 Premier Xi of the PRC, "What does flake mean?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:05 AM (WM75E)

159 Gabe Debenedetti was a nerdy high school buddy of one of my kids.  I can't get used to this whole new "big time reporter" persona of his.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, concerned citizen at February 28, 2018 10:05 AM (LISuA)

160 Flake not only lives up to his name, he goes the extra mile and announces to the world he's everything his names says he is.

Posted by: Blake at February 28, 2018 10:05 AM (qC1Sy)

161 In all honesty, he can probably get Jeb!'s old backers to throw a few tens of millions at his campaign. Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 03:02 PM (QQ+il) Sure, why not? We HATE our money!

Posted by: The Shadowy GOPe Cabal That Used To Back Jeb, But Now Backs Jeff Flake at February 28, 2018 10:05 AM (Mouru)

162 I always thought that about the campaign donations.

but it's not quite so straight forward.

one can keep the donations but only to use to pay the campaign bills and perhaps to donate to others OR save them to campaign again.

It doesn't go directly in anyone's pocket.

That said; there are a thousand ways for that money to wind up where the candidate can control it and use it for themselves or others.

I mean look who wrote the rules about that stuff?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2018 10:06 AM (yQxbm)

163 Please clap. Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at February 28, 2018 03:04 PM (Mouru) -------- I actually saw a Jeb! 2016 bumper sticker on a car this morning. First one I've ever seen. Perhaps the only one in existence, when I think about it.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2018 10:06 AM (kNasr)

164 Oprah vetted Barry the Colored Perp for us. You've helped enough, lady.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 10:06 AM (Ndje9)

165 Also *facepalm*. Dude's a BYU educated Mormon who served a mission. You're giving us a bad name, Flake. Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2018 03:05 PM (iv0p7) He probably feels like he's still a missionary. He's on a mission to destroy Trump....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2018 10:06 AM (7uYFy)

166 Thanks to the genius of the electoral college, presidential elections (well, besides Kennedy in 1960) have not been stolen (which doesn't mean states like MI may not have been stolen some cycles since 198. House and Senate and state-level offices, however - oh yes, there is every reason to believe the fraud is material to those outcomes. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:01 PM (QDnY+) The Electoral College IS genius, for so many reasons. Quite apart from the Founding Fathers' motivation, it compartmentalizes the vote, so that as in the 2000 election, only one state's votes - not the whole country's - need to be recounted. Further, it reduces the utility of electoral fraud. Where is such fraud most likely to take place? In a state that leans heavily toward one party, which can look the other way at fraud. But there's not that much point in running up the score, since that party's candidate will already get that state's EC votes anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:06 AM (5fhzn)

167 Flake could be in it for the money. IIRC, didn't Jill Stein a boatload of money from donations by challenging election results in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:06 AM (EzdLW)

168 79 >>Flake is a graduate of Brigham Young University and was a Mormon missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
 
I've got experience in sucking dicks on 4 continents.

Posted by: Jeff Flake [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:07 AM (0ogQG)

169 Fvcking DiFi is bloviating now at this Trump meeting.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2018 10:07 AM (8iiMU)

170 I am hoping but not sure if even the GOPe is smart enough not to take Flake seriously as a presidential candidate. With his ego, I can imagine him running as a third party. He wouldn't win but could fuck up things for Trump. (Hello Perot.) Not to mention all the jokes about president Flake. GAG!!

Posted by: JTB at February 28, 2018 10:07 AM (V+03K)

171 The time is right for a GOP presidential candidate with Hallmark Channel good looks.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at February 28, 2018 10:07 AM (Mouru)

172 This announcement just begs a funny Donny two scoops Twitter burn.

Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2018 10:07 AM (vv8s4)

173 I have a car thats on its last legs, ill be lucky to get it traded in so i'm going to put a "Trump 2020" next to me NRA stickers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:07 AM (70cRb)

174 I mean look who wrote the rules about that stuff? Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2018 03:06 PM (yQxbm) Clinton Foundation is case in point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2018 10:08 AM (ycWCI)

175 I'm not thinking about 2020. The impending disaster that 2018 is likely to be is on my mind. 1) The Senate almost certainly stays GOP and likely increases. 2) The House is > 65% likely to go Dem due to a) crazy and energized Dem primary voters b) the GOP being-mostly-feckless c) the GOP probably being too stupid make the hay that they should out of the Dems desire to disarm citizens. Just think: if the GOP had done even half of what they promised/campaigned on, they'd be ready to kick some serious butt this fall. But no, of course not.

Posted by: physics geek at February 28, 2018 10:08 AM (huQJB)

176 DiFi should quietly retire, but the scary thing is she is now the sane Senator from Clownifornia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:08 AM (WM75E)

177 I actually saw a Jeb! 2016 bumper sticker on a car this morning. First one I've ever seen. Perhaps the only one in existence, when I think about it. Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2018 03:06 PM (kNasr) Did the driver happen to look just like Jeb Bush?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:08 AM (Mouru)

178 I'm really expecting Trump to run again, just before his inauguration I thought he might do 1 term but not now.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 10:08 AM (aC6Sd)

179 "Sen. Flake is in his first term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona." By happy chance, he's also in his last term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 02:54 PM (5fhzn) His chances of going out as Arizona's Senior Senator remain quite high.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (QQ+il)

180 I have a car thats on its last legs, ill be lucky to get it traded in so i'm going to put a "Trump 2020" next to me NRA stickers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 03:07 PM (70cRb) ---------- Oh YES. See if you can find a "Hillary will never be POTUS" once to go with it.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (kNasr)

181 I the ought the democrats had enough people on their ticket already. Good luck Jeff.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (r9UYA)

182 thought

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (r9UYA)

183
Flake has many excellent qualities and is virtually impossible to remove from the books, once established.

Posted by: Paul Ryan - (D - Prevarication) at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (x25VP)

184 Trump is outlawing Plump Stocks!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (70cRb)

185 Iowa Bob, careful.  We have devoted jihadis to the cause of ethanol subsidies here.  Keep provoking them and they'll treat you to a laughable lecture on how *that* particular insane, pointless subsidy has lots of desirable socio-economic effects. 


dagny, yep, Dick's is a particularly sleazy and dishonest player - in a field of little but the most contemptible scum.  They did their stupid AR thing after Sandy Hook, while not really implementing it in some of their other "brand" stores.  And how many ARs did Dick's ever sell in their main stores, anyway?


As with so many issues, how nice it would be to have a major public figure annihilating these idiots for their illiterate moral preening.  More than customer backlash is needed.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (QDnY+)

186 140 If God says waddle, I'll waddle! Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at February 28, 2018 03:01 PM (Mouru) She's got that crucial manatee vote sewn up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:09 AM (5fhzn)

187 I swear I go from 'I love this place'....to 'what the fuck am it doing here' to 'why do they even allow me to be here?' to...... Posted by: Cannibal Bob I sometimes do that in one thread.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (sVGvG)

188 175 I have a car thats on its last legs, ill be lucky to get it traded in so i'm going to put a "Trump 2020" next to me NRA stickers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 03:07 PM (70cRb)


Add a "Hillary for Prison" sticker for even more effect.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (jxbfJ)

189 McMuffin and Flake are running together?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (ewxPW)

190 ALERT- and sorry for the quick hijack. If you are a gun owner in Illinois please visit today illinoiscarry.com forum and get some instructions on how to push back against a number of anti 2nd amendment bills that are quickly on the move. Getting your voice out takes 10 minutes or so at most. The main one of worry is the magazine ban, though the dealer licensing requirements are serious for any smaller FFL. We'll likely have to eat a bump stock ban and an age increase for a semi auto purchase but we need to show enough opposition so that we don't get the full package up the ass.

Posted by: Keith at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (USf3s)

191 178 DiFi should quietly retire, but the scary thing is she is now the sane Senator from Clownifornia. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:08 PM (WM75E) Which is why the California Democratic party has refused to endorse her. Not crazy enough, needs more flecks of spittle.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

192 I actually saw a Jeb! 2016 bumper sticker on a car this morning.
...

Mom?

Posted by: Jeb! at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (x25VP)

193
I sometimes do that in one thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 03:10 PM (sVGvG)


LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (70cRb)

194 I swear I go from 'I love this place'....to 'what the fuck am it doing here' to 'why do they even allow me to be here?' to...... Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 03:04 PM (70cRb) Its all the human consumption. Sends weird chemicals to the brain. It'll pass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (fiGNd)

195 Flake's making a move for some of that sweet never trumper cash. There's some eccentric billionaire who will donate to is war chest. So Flake will live off his campaign funds for a while. Probably get a bunch of relatives jobs . . . you know the drill.

Posted by: simplemind at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (C3cjJ)

196 A big thumbs up! WAY UP!!

Posted by: Bob Brawny at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (O5Q3r)

197 On another note: This is how Donald Trump coasts past the primary challengers. At this point, such runs appear to be never Trump purity tests. The fact that he plowed through 16 rivals because he and perhaps he alone understood the object of the exercise (win the nomination of,get this, the Republican party) shows that he is formidable. Add to that name recognition, the ability to self fund, being the incumbent and an improving economy. Just for funsies, what is this idiot going to do? Run to the right of Trump? If not, what possible chance does he have? or is he buying into the imaginary peeing hookers too?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 28, 2018 10:10 AM (326rv)

198 AARP group for Flake Frosted Flakes PAC

Posted by: catman at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (HxsWp)

199 Also *facepalm*. Dude's a BYU educated Mormon who served a mission. You're giving us a bad name, Flake.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2018 03:05 PM (iv0p7)


Is there any pressure within the Mormon community to censure Mormon leadership for supporting illegal immigration? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (Dbv1R)

200 I think Cannibal Bob is still upset about failing to smuggle in that salami.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (WM75E)

201 I hope people show up with bottles of Head and Shoulders: gets rid of those annoying flakes

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (ILitO)

202 Flake won't be the only guy to primary Trump. It's all about trying to weaken Trump's position before the General.

GOPe would rather lose the Oval Office - to regain unquestioned control of the Party.
---
Which they accomplish by running people that remind the rest of us what a bunch of pathetic losers they are, and why we voted for Trump the first time.

A flawless plan.
===
He wouldn't win but could fuck up things for Trump. (Hello Perot.)
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Anyone who wanted an alternative to Trump already voted for Hillary last time.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (XQvuQ)

203 New Hampshire, huh? Will he be appearing with Vermin Supreme? Ponies for everyone!!

Posted by: the Butcher at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (DIosY)

204 How many AR 15 are held in the public domain ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (VWsDy)

205 I always thought that about the campaign donations. but it's not quite so straight forward. one can keep the donations but only to use to pay the campaign bills and perhaps to donate to others OR save them to campaign again. It doesn't go directly in anyone's pocket. That said; there are a thousand ways for that money to wind up where the candidate can control it and use it for themselves or others. I mean look who wrote the rules about that stuff? Posted by: jakee308 ________ Once you've got millions of dollars sent to your cause, its incredibly easy to find ways for it to filter back to you. People will then do things like set up their own consulting agency with their wife or kids as the owner and have the campaign over pay for services. There's so many ways you can play this. A political consultant here locally in AZ (Sean Noble) was taking millions from the Koch Bros for "conservative" causes but skimming millions off the top for himself through various shadowy companies.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (lKmt3)

206 Did the driver happen to look just like Jeb Bush? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 03:08 PM (Mouru) ----------- I didn't look because I was afraid I might accidentally make eye contact. It was near the place where I saw the one and only Jon Huntsman bumper sticker during the primaries in 2016. On a car with DC plates, no less. A lime-green electric car.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (kNasr)

207 Can't wait for Trump to light this guy up in a future tweet.

Posted by: TJ at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (YzMAB)

208 Politics and eggs? I don't know about the Green Eggs but Flake sure is a Ham-in the overwrought actor way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (8+Ozj)

209 I'm really expecting Trump to run again, just before his inauguration I thought he might do 1 term but not now. +++ Pshaw! He's just a stalking horse for the Democrats!

Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (w2h7B)

210 134 Oh great. If he's really running he'll be sniffing around here in Iowa next, sucking Big Ethanol's dick. Wait your turn, pal.

Posted by: Big Maple at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (8oSoU)

211 181 "Sen. Flake is in his first term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona." By happy chance, he's also in his last term as the junior U.S. Senator from Arizona. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 02:54 PM (5fhzn) His chances of going out as Arizona's Senior Senator remain quite high. Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 03:09 PM (QQ+il) Dude. The good things in life take time.

Posted by: The Tumor, sipping a mint julep at February 28, 2018 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

212 It's authoritarians like this fucktard in Congress that want to pass a bill to allow agents of the government to look at your private medical records to determine what Rights you may and may not have including Natural Rights.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:12 AM (96C7R)

213 Honestly, you have to hand it to him for getting elected at all with the name Flake.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2018 10:12 AM (2LelM)

214 "Fvcking DiFi is bloviating now at this Trump meeting." She's just Senatoring. If you feed them enough scotch they wander off somewhere else.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:12 AM (hLRSq)

215 If she's alive, Hillary will be the Democrat nominee Based on the leaked emails I read, these people are morons with horrible OPSEC. Someone needs to leak her medical records. I'm convinced she has something neurological going on. I'm not just saying that because I disagree vehemently with her. Huma called her easily confused, there was that weird probable seizure she had in a press scrum, there was that time she got tossed into a van, and who could forget the medical lenses she had to wear in public! She's a Clinton. Everything she does is carefully considered for how it would make her look. She wouldn't have worn those glasses unless they were completely medically necessary.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:12 AM (iv0p7)

216 GOPe, 2014 : "Impeachment is off the Table" Demoncrats, 2018 : "M-PEETZ FOATY FI! M-PEETZ FOATY FI!" Which is more likely to energize their base?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 10:12 AM (CMbMd)

217 178 DiFi should quietly retire, but the scary thing is she is now the sane Senator from Clownifornia. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:08 PM (WM75E) Exactly the same thing with Jerry Brown. California is so green it even recycles its politicians! But at this point, he is (relatively speaking, of course) the voice of sanity in Sacramento. Ponder that one for a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:12 AM (5fhzn)

218 DiFi should quietly retire, - You know, go gracefully like Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (qKh6A)

219 Perhaps he'll have second thoughts when 10 people show up for eggs and four of them are homeless.

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (G0vdT)

220 "*flounces away with dictionary in hand* Posted by: tcn in AK " Good points; never made much sense to me, either.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/b][/u][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (e11dj)

221 Anyone who wanted an alternative to Trump already voted for Hillary last time. Posted by: Methos ________ You'd be amazed though how many "virtue signalers" we have in our ranks as well. My FIL wrote in "Pence" on his Presidential ballot. Yea, that stupid.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (lKmt3)

222 Add a "Hillary for Prison" sticker for even more effect.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2018 03:10 PM (jxbfJ)


Oh yeah! Excellent!


I saw a car plastered with bumper stickers all over the back window, and back bumper. One was 'sane democrat' and i thought "you should not have a gun.'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (70cRb)

223 215 Honestly, you have to hand it to him for getting elected at all with the name Flake. Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2018 03:12 PM (2LelM) Hold my beer

Posted by: Gov Jim Hogg at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (VWsDy)

224 Threadwinner! Posted by: wth Threadwinner! Posted by: Cannibal Bob Threadwinner! Posted by: Amy Schumer Threadwinner! Posted by: 1000 count Egyptian cotton percale sheets Thread wiener

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (IqV8l)

225 I figure that Jeff Flake with contact John Kasich and they will annihilate each other

Posted by: Sweden Meatball Team at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (mh+4W)

226 The RNC better not give this ahole one red cent.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:13 AM (r9UYA)

227 Speaking of Clownifornia politicians, what has London Breed been doing since she got ousted as interim SF mayor?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (WM75E)

228 Ponder that one for a while. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 03:12 PM (5fhzn) ----------- I'm pondering it from 3000 miles away and it's still too close for my liking. Of course, look where I live. I can't really throw stones.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (kNasr)

229 Hillary might lose her crown as the least likable candidate in history. It would be stolen by a MAN!

Posted by: West at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (7Fa8Y)

230 Why are Mormons with power turn out to be such liars? See Mittens, Flake, Glenn Beck, Hatch, Mia Love, Egg McMuffin,

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (96C7R)

231 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! .......... You and Barry have been keeping in touch?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (HgMAr)

232 Flake? 

I can't even.

Really.  I got nuthin'.

*backs away slowly*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (p+Wdc)

233 226 Threadwinner! Posted by: wth Threadwinner! Posted by: Cannibal Bob Threadwinner! Posted by: Amy Schumer Threadwinner! Posted by: 1000 count Egyptian cotton percale sheets Thread wiener Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2018 03:13 PM (IqV8l) Weiner Thread!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (CMbMd)

234 I'm really expecting Trump to run again, just before his inauguration I thought he might do 1 term but not now. +++ Pshaw! He's just a stalking horse for the Democrats! Posted by: Bigbys Crossed Fingers at February 28, 2018 03:11 PM (w2h7B) Yep. Trump is just using his first term to lull the conservatives into complacency. Second term, watch out, because it's KHMER ROUGE FULL COMMIE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:14 AM (Mouru)

235 How many AR 15 are held in the public domain ? Posted by: REDACTED Like McDonald's. Millions & millions.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (sVGvG)

236 OPRAH: IF GOD SAYS RUN, I'LL RUN! =========== God, huh? Which god?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (vg8iE)

237 202 I think Cannibal Bob is still upset about failing to smuggle in that salami.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:11 PM (WM75E)


We read this site.....we were on it.

Posted by: NSA Joe at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (70cRb)

238 Someone needs to leak her medical records. No. NO!!! She's like a wadge of dog shit on the Democrats' shoe. LEAVE. HER. THERE. Also, picture the series of debates in the primary ... as Hillary realizes she's yesterday's news, and will not get the nomination. I'm thinking the political equivalent of a kamikaze pilot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (5fhzn)

239 Anyone else watching this bi-partisan meeting right now with Trump? I'm really not sure what to think. He seems to be getting a little squishy. I pray I'm wrong.

Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (yxczH)

240

 

I didn't look because I was afraid I might accidentally make eye contact.

 

 

That would've been the perfect time to start clapping

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (lKyWE)

241 Looks like it's going to be an early night for Trump.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (nimXh)

242 >>220 DiFi should quietly retire, - You know, go gracefully like Hillary. They're going to have to lasso her and drag her out with a Clydesdale.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)

243 His appeal has become more selective. He wants to parlay this insane scheme into cash money. He's been watching and re-watching "The Producers" for guidance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2018 10:16 AM (cjRvG)

244 Junior Senators make (or would have made) the very best Presidents!

Posted by: Hillary and Barack at February 28, 2018 10:16 AM (2z74n)

245 So I was watching Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night (don't judge me, I was decompressing from crap), and Meghan McCain was a guest (and her husband, Ben Domenech was bartending), and she was asked who might run against Trump.

She said Kasich is considering.  And the lib audience loved it.

Just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:16 AM (ptqGC)

246 Just wait until I announce my candidacy.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at February 28, 2018 10:16 AM (2drjI)

247 240 I didn't look because I was afraid I might accidentally make eye contact. That would've been the perfect time to start clapping Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2018 03:15 PM (lKyWE) But that might summon Jeb!...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 10:16 AM (CMbMd)

248 219 178 DiFi should quietly retire, but the scary thing is she is now the sane Senator from Clownifornia. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:08 PM (WM75E) You obviously have never been a member of an exclusive club. Neither have have I. And the AOS needn't count

Posted by: REDACTED at February 28, 2018 10:16 AM (VWsDy)

249 227 Speaking of Clownifornia politicians, what has London Breed been doing since she got ousted as interim SF mayor? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:14 PM (WM75E) Changing her name? Suing SF for racism?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:17 AM (5fhzn)

250 People like Flake and Katshit would pull away more voters from the Marxist/Commie terrible candidates like Kamala Harris, Biden, Hillary, Warren, and Terry Mac.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:17 AM (96C7R)

251 239 Anyone else watching this bi-partisan meeting right now with Trump? I'm really not sure what to think. He seems to be getting a little squishy. I pray I'm wrong.

Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:15 PM (yxczH)


Listening. That what i got. i hope its joo jitsu, but just in case I'm looking again at an AR 9mm.

Posted by: NSA Joe at February 28, 2018 10:17 AM (70cRb)

252 Jeff Flake seems like the kind of guy to have his own unique pronouns.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:18 AM (ywzxX)

253 I'm curious..not that this has anything to do with his ambitions,...but is he gay?

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 10:18 AM (a0IVu)

254 Once you've got millions of dollars sent to your cause, its incredibly easy to find ways for it to filter back to you. People will then do things like set up their own consulting agency with their wife or kids as the owner and have the campaign over pay for services. There's so many ways you can play this." Yep, you've named the easiest. Wife and kids go on the campaign payroll, and of course because of their "great experience" they each get a salary of $500K per year plus full benefits. Another way is to set up a tax free charitable foundation that all campaign funds can be transferred to, which as it's "charity" does things like pay for all the family members travel expenses, including flights, hotel stays, and food, anywhere in the world. you know, like the way the Clinton Foundation was set up. Sure they give to "charity". The Clinton family is their charity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:18 AM (k1TUh)

255 >>>Ponder that one for a while. Style guide: CONTEMPLATE THIS ON THE TREE OF WOE

Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 10:19 AM (S5ae9)

256 Jeff is a very handsome man.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at February 28, 2018 10:19 AM (r9UYA)

257 Also, picture the series of debates in the primary ... as Hillary realizes she's yesterday's news, and will not get the nomination. I'm thinking the political equivalent of a kamikaze pilot. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 03:15 PM (5fhzn) --- SHRIEEEEEK! Ya ya ya ya ya ya SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! followed by reenactment of vomit scene from Team America

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2018 10:19 AM (cjRvG)

258 Listening to TGE. Brilliant, the man is. He knows how to run a meeting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:19 AM (fA1SL)

259 you know, like the way the Clinton Foundation was set up. Sure they give to "charity". The Clinton family is their charity. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 03:18 PM (k1TUh) I have GOT to get one of those. And a blog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (fiGNd)

260 Wouldn't doubt it, his ego already applied for Statehood. And he's Soros' Son In Law...

Posted by: mudshark at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (31r6t)

261 We'll know for sure if commercials start showing up on Boston TV. That's how I first found out that Kasich was "the son of a mailman".

Posted by: tu3031 at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (O5Q3r)

262 I am going to steal from BSG and say the 2020 campaign season is at least 2 years away and so it should not concern me. And that would be right.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (TrOGC)

263 Hey, anyone know what Al Franken's doing now?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (2LelM)

264 Oprah will run if God tells her to The god of New Age guru Eckhart Tolle?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (8+Ozj)

265 What is it with these douches eating breakfast foods in front of the masses? 

Politics and Eggs.  Remember Katshit with the eggs falling out of his mouth?

Ugh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:20 AM (ptqGC)

266 "Ben and Jerry's for everyone!" *huh, what* *that's Vermont* *oh, then what is NH famous for* *oh* . Nevermind! Organic yogurt for everyone!

Posted by: Flake for PRez at February 28, 2018 10:21 AM (suO/a)

267 251 239 Anyone else watching this bi-partisan meeting right now with Trump? I'm really not sure what to think. He seems to be getting a little squishy. I pray I'm wrong. Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:15 PM (yxczH) Listening. That what i got. i hope its joo jitsu, but just in case I'm looking again at an AR 9mm. Posted by: NSA Joe at February 28, 2018 03:17 PM (70cRb) The establishment wants a Bill to look into your private medical records regarding the 2A and obviously other rights. This is a terrible abuse of power that will not end well and I have no idea why people are not pissed off about this.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:21 AM (96C7R)

268 "She said Kasich is considering. And the lib audience loved it." He barely won Ohio last time. After Trump's accomplishments he may not even win his own household. Kasich: "Mr. Fluffy! You voted for Trump? How could you!?!" Cat: *yawns, stretches, coughs up hairball on his loafers*

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:21 AM (hLRSq)

269 I am going to steal from BSG and say the 2020 campaign season is at least 2 years away and so it should not concern me. And that would be right. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 03:20 PM (TrOGC) Is it ? Seems like the shit starts right after the mid-terms anymore.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:21 AM (fiGNd)

270 223 215 Honestly, you have to hand it to him for getting elected at all with the name Flake. Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2018 03:12 PM Hold my beer Posted by: Gov Jim Hogg at February 28, 2018 03:13 PM" I'm just biding my time.

Posted by: Mike Litoris at February 28, 2018 10:21 AM (k1TUh)

271 263 Hey, anyone know what Al Franken's doing now? Posted by: Puddin Head I know what he's not doing

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2018 10:21 AM (FZYNt)

272 I have GOT to get one of those. And a blog. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:20 PM (fiGNd) *bonks ScoggDog over head with scepter*

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (mf5HN)

273 Hey, anyone know what Al Franken's doing now? Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2018 03:20 PM (2LelM) His Hispanic housekeeper

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (Mouru)

274 If you hadn't been previously informed, the prayer list will be in its final long-form in the Gorilla-Pundit thread. Copy and save it, as you will. I will only be posting current prayer requests week-over-week, so as to keep that list short. It will be incumbent upon you to save the prayers, but I will always have the Full List, per email request. Thank you all for sending your prayer requests. I humbly accept them and advertise them to The Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (Ckg4U)

275 >>Politics and Eggs. Remember Katshit with the eggs falling out of his mouth? Ugh. I remember that. The guy is a slob with no table manners what so ever.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (r9UYA)

276 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ptqGC) At least it's not a corn dog.

Posted by: Rick Perry at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (suO/a)

277 anyone interested in my eggs?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (FZYNt)

278 Whose butt was he sniffing when he bent that nose? Mitt's?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (HgMAr)

279 You know who else should run?  Murderin' Joe.

He has hinted not long ago he might run for office. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:22 AM (ptqGC)

280 Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:15 PM (yxczH) Remember how Chuck and Nancy thought they had rolled Trump on that DACA meeting? And it turns out they didn't? That was hilarious!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (hLRSq)

281 Anyone who wanted an alternative to Trump already voted for Hillary last time. Posted by: Methos ________ You'd be amazed though how many "virtue signalers" we have in our ranks as well. My FIL wrote in "Pence" on his Presidential ballot. Yea, that stupid. Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 03:13 PM (lKmt3) So the point still holds: he can't vote less for Trump than he did last time and Trump still won.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (QQ+il)

282 I heard 40, but sarah carter says 66?! Broward State Attorney's Opened At Least 66 Cases Of Criminal Misconduct Into Sheriff's Office https://saraacarter.com/ insane

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (fceHP)

283 Wait? Which troll is the former Banana Splits Guy-"The Original Banana Splits Guy" or BSG?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (8+Ozj)

284 I'm looking forward to the bloodsports on the Commie side which will begin in less than a year concerning their primary. It will be very entertaining.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (96C7R)

285 Hopefully DiFi runs as a third party. Best case scenario.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)

286 Actually London Breed is running for mayor of SF but the ballot is subject to a lawsuit because it still states that Ms. Breed is acting mayor.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9y76c8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (WM75E)

287 2020 campaign - " Seems like the shit starts right after the mid-terms anymore." Oh come on, that started on November 9th, 2016.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (k1TUh)

288 *yawn*



*s-t-r-e-t-c-h*

Posted by: concerned Christian conservative at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (x25VP)

289 Jeff's the one. Taught him everything I know.

Posted by: John McCain at February 28, 2018 10:23 AM (G0vdT)

290 148 I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oVJmc) I've looked but I can't find "sinless man" as a requirement for public office. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 03:03 PM (hLRSq) There were a lot of Protestants who did the same thing- Beth Moore comes to mind, and a few others. Why they thought Hillary, with everything she has been involved with was better is a head scratcher.

Posted by: moki at February 28, 2018 10:24 AM (V+V48)

291 Eggs? Just eggs? Have you ever heard of a more thrilling breakfast proposal?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 28, 2018 10:24 AM (tcwn1)

292 258 Listening to TGE. Brilliant, the man is. He knows how to run a meeting. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 03:19 PM (fA1SL) What's the context?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2018 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

293 I just don't know if I can support Trump again. All the vulgarity just kind of adds up, you know.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (fiGNd)

294 >>>I am going to steal from BSG and say the 2020 campaign season is at least 2 years away and so it should not concern me. And that would be right. If you light your hair on fire now, either - use a long burning gel fuel - control burn rate or - have a hairiness somewhere around Chewbacca/Cousin It levels

Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (S5ae9)

295 >>>253 I'm curious..not that this has anything to do with his ambitions,...but is he gay? Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 03:18 PM (a0IVu) _________ There have been alleged rumors of that and worse about him floating around the hill for years.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (ywzxX)

296 292 Eggs? Just eggs? Have you ever heard of a more thrilling breakfast proposal? Posted by: washrivergal mooselimbs don't like pork

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (FZYNt)

297 >>At least it's not a corn dog. Posted by: Rick Perry at February 28, 2018 03:22 PM (suO/a) Right?

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (r9UYA)

298 So the point still holds: he can't vote less for Trump than he did last time and Trump still won. Posted by: Grump928(C) __________ True, but I think we were dealing with like a 70,000 margin or something like that in the 2016 election. And there's no way Democrats can possibly field someone worse than Hillary. I do think though Trump's in good shape getting reelected as long as the economy keeps humming along. The Democrat bench is weak. My hope is the few holdout Republicans from 2016 are finally won over by Trump.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (lKmt3)

299 A real head-scratcher this morning in the TrumpenTwatter.


"I have decided that sections of the Wall that California wants built NOW will not be built until the whole wall is approved"


????????


Repairs and upgrades to San Diego Sector barrier are ongoing.


Screaming need for extension of barrier east towards El Centro sector has been evident for years - but "CA" wants it?  BP, yes, perhaps SD and Imperial Cty sheriffs, yes.  Local PDs, perhaps.  But "CA"?


Puzzled by this one.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 10:25 AM (QDnY+)

300 Thank you all for sending your prayer requests. I humbly accept them and advertise them to The Horde. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 03:22 PM (Ckg4U) Thank you Slap. You are doing a wonderful thing.

Posted by: moki at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (V+V48)

301 185 Iowa Bob, careful. We have devoted jihadis to the cause of ethanol subsidies here. Keep provoking them and they'll treat you to a laughable lecture on how *that* particular insane, pointless subsidy has lots of desirable socio-economic effects. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:09 PM (QDnY+) I'm sure the various subsidies and mandates have desirable effects, if you're a corn farmer or an investor in an ethanol plant or own a railroad that hauls ethanol (lookin' at you, Warren Buffet). For the rest of us, not so much.

Posted by: Iowa Bob, true GOP warrior (now with 40% more principles) at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (tu3iY)

302 who is tge?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (k1TUh)

303 His agenda is NeverTrump. The shores of Hampton Beach are littered with the bleached bones of the many who have tried, Flakey.

Posted by: regular joe at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (rO07P)

304 "anyone interested in my eggs?" -Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 28, 2018 03:22 PM (FZYNt) No

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (Ckg4U)

305 At this risk of being stoned to death... I think that if any issue causes Trump to lose some of his base it will be his recent squishy behavior on the gun issue. I'm watching and listening to this meeting and I'm not getting the warm fuzzies to say the least.

Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (yxczH)

306 There were a lot of Protestants who did the same thing- Beth Moore comes to mind, and a few others. Why they thought Hillary, with everything she has been involved with was better is a head scratcher.

Posted by: moki at February 28, 2018 03:24 PM (V+V4



Yep.  I have friends in my church who are still NeverTrumpers.  They hated Hillary, and just stayed home. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (ptqGC)

307 Punching bag of a human being. Run, Jeff, run!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:26 AM (xJa6I)

308
I've looked but I can't find "sinless man" as a requirement for public office.
...



Darn it!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 28, 2018 10:27 AM (x25VP)

309 Want. Some. Eggs?

Posted by: Jeff Flake at February 28, 2018 10:27 AM (Mouru)

310 Yep. I have friends in my church who are still NeverTrumpers. They hated Hillary, and just stayed home. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:26 PM (ptqGC) I also have ... ... well Hell, it's not like I got any damn friends. Never mind.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:27 AM (fiGNd)

311 Remember the last primary season? Trump on the stage with all the other candidates. Just another one of many. Has anyone else noticed that any videos of Trump now, in any setting, he seems larger than life? Not like some kinda demigod ffs. I mean he takes up the entire scene. How in the hell is anybody gonna "primary" this dude?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher in a ScottEvest at February 28, 2018 10:27 AM (hS07U)

312 What a fag.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 28, 2018 10:27 AM (nQHw/)

313 I am confused.  Which Party is he running under--Democrat or Socialist?

Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at February 28, 2018 10:27 AM (HqpV0)

314 I just realized there was another former preezy who didn't attend Billy Graham's service at the Capitol.

Jimmuh Carter. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

315 "Thank you Slap. You are doing a wonderful thing." -Posted by: moki at February 28, 2018 03:26 PM (V+V4 My standard answer is "I'm just a guy with a keyboard." People hate that, but it is true.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (Ckg4U)

316 At this risk of being stoned to death... I think that if any issue causes Trump to lose some of his base it will be his recent squishy behavior on the gun issue. I'm watching and listening to this meeting and I'm not getting the warm fuzzies to say the least. =========== Maybe, but he also pulled the same stunt with DACA. A lot of us thought he was caving then too. It's hard to tell.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (vg8iE)

317 The real question is: How quickly will Glenn Beck destroy what's left of his career along with the career prospects The Blaze employees for Jeff Flake's failed primary? At least he had Cheetos dust!

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (ywzxX)

318 Flakes for Flake!

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (Mrl1e)

319 I had the best eggs

Posted by: Zombie Harold Stassen at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (FZYNt)

320 Flake-n-Eggs.

Either the name of a B+B or a bad monster movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:28 AM (WM75E)

321 I just don't know if I can support Trump again. All the vulgarity just kind of adds up, you know. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (fiGNd) Consider it a post-graduate course in business - Vulgarity as a Distraction: Getting Your Target to Forget what His Goals Were.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (hLRSq)

322 Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (S5ae9) Troll.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (lKs2v)

323 Speaking of eggs, I wonder if McMuffin will make a run? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

324 311 Yep. I have friends in my church who are still NeverTrumpers. They hated Hillary, and just stayed home. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:26 PM (ptqGC) I also have ... ... well Hell, it's not like I got any damn friends. Never mind. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:27 PM (fiGNd) You have people who enthusiastically tolerate you, at least online.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (xJa6I)

325 307 There were a lot of Protestants who did the same thing- Beth Moore comes to mind, and a few others. Why they thought Hillary, with everything she has been involved with was better is a head scratcher. Posted by: moki at February 28, 2018 03:24 PM (V+V4 Yep. I have friends in my church who are still NeverTrumpers. They hated Hillary, and just stayed home. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:26 PM (ptqGC) I missed that story about Jesus preaching apathy.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (96C7R)

326 "... well Hell, it's not like I got any damn friends. Never mind." -Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:27 PM (fiGNd) I'll be your pal, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (Ckg4U)

327
Thou shalt not squish.

Posted by: concerned Christian conservative at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (x25VP)

328 ethanol subsidies are the political bribes that the coastal states have to pay to the corn states, especially Iowa, because of their position on the primary schedule. and now that they're swing states, neither party can afford to aggravate them, even though everyone knows as a matter of policy the ethanol subsidy is idiotic. whenever the political wars die down - 10, 20 years - these will be dropped because 90% of the country hates them and knows they are simple bribery, but til then we're stuck with them, because the corn states are holding leverage over the election seasons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:29 AM (k1TUh)

329 300 A real head-scratcher this morning in the TrumpenTwatter. "I have decided that sections of the Wall that California wants built NOW will not be built until the whole wall is approved" ???????? Repairs and upgrades to San Diego Sector barrier are ongoing. Screaming need for extension of barrier east towards El Centro sector has been evident for years - but "CA" wants it? BP, yes, perhaps SD and Imperial Cty sheriffs, yes. Local PDs, perhaps. But "CA"? Puzzled by this one. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (QDnY+) It would seem that a certain portion of those who are screaming publicly about "no to the wall!" are secretly saying, "Yes to the wall and now!"

Posted by: John McCain at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

330 Splitters!

Posted by: Democratic Socialists at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (ewxPW)

331 Sock off

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

332 Puzzled by this one. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (QDnY+) Putting the twist on the arm of California?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (hLRSq)

333 306. He's not saying anything directly. He's getting the participants to state their opinions/positions in such a way as to establish beyond any doubt that it is his opinion alone that matters, but that he has not yet formulated it or any proposed course of action, which, in any case, is up to the two houses of congress.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (fA1SL)

334 LOL Bill Wynn

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (FZYNt)

335 The RNC better not give this ahole one red cent. Posted by: Under Fire Trump would love it. Imagine the rallies. There they go again, with their schemes and backdoor money. He'll be an insurgent incumbent.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (326rv)

336 Video of Dalton PD media briefing here http://newschannel9.com/news/local/ shots-fired-suspect-barricaded-in-classroom After Dalton High School principal tried to get in to the classroom, Randal Davidson fired a shot through an exterior window of his classroom. "It did not appear that it was aimed at anybody," Dalton PD spokesman Bruce Frazier. ... Frazier, asked about why Davidson fired shot, said he hadn't heard the officers' interviews with Davidson and won't speculate. Incident occurred during Davidson's planning period (no class ). Principal had walked through hall during that planning period and saw Davidson working at his desk with his door still open. Frazier: "It seemed like he didn't have any intention to harm anybody else." ... Reporter: "We had a tip that he had some type of episode or something a week or two weeks ago." Frazier: "I don't anything about his history with law enforcement right now."

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (EzdLW)

337 And there's no way Democrats can possibly field someone worse than Hillary. Ahem. Does the name Kameltoe Harris ring any bells? Fauxahontas? Corey Booker?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:30 AM (5fhzn)

338 Slap, you're doing God's work here.  Thank you so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:31 AM (ptqGC)

339 318 The real question is: How quickly will Glenn Beck destroy what's left of his career along with the career prospects The Blaze employees for Jeff Flake's failed primary? At least he had Cheetos dust! Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 03:28 PM (ywzxX) He should have stuck to the cocaine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:31 AM (xJa6I)

340 Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (QDnY+) Punishing CA for their opposition to the concept of a national wall. I think this is where he gets personal and not practical.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 10:32 AM (TrOGC)

341 "Slap, you're doing God's work here. Thank you so much." -Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC) I humbly suggest that I'm just a guy with a keyboard and an internet connection. I appreciate your "thanks", however.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:32 AM (Ckg4U)

342 So Flake is trying to scam money from gullible Never Trumpers before being given the heave ho in his own state. Astute move.

Posted by: Decaf at February 28, 2018 10:32 AM (/3+Sg)

343 Reporter: "We had a tip that he had some type of episode or something a week or two weeks ago." Frazier: "I don't anything about his history with law enforcement right now." Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 03:30 PM (EzdLW) This is just bizarre. Either the guy had some type of psychiatric event or he developed some kind of substance abuse issue or, well, I can't think of another or.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 10:32 AM (mf5HN)

344 303 who is tge? Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 03:26 PM (k1TUh) ---- The God Emperor, i.e. Trump.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (cjRvG)

345 Flake has joined hunstman and kasich as the go to guy for "my beloved GOP is full of loons who don't know science and think jesus drove dinosaurs"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (V3U1L)

346 Puzzled by this one. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (QDnY+) I dunno. Trump IS a master of jerking the cat around with a laser pointer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (5fhzn)

347 Eggs? Just eggs? Have you ever heard of a more thrilling breakfast proposal? Posted by: washrivergal Well, you got your fried eggs, and your poached eggs, and your scrambled eggs, your egg omelets, your shirred eggs, your three-minute eggs, your baked eggs, your over-easy eggs, your hard-boiled eggs, your huevos ranchero eggs, your soft-boiled eggs, your sunny side up eggs. You can have eggs just about any way you like.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (Mouru)

348 315 I just realized there was another former preezy who didn't attend Billy Graham's service at the Capitol. Jimmuh Carter. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC) Are you kidding? I can understand ex Preezy not going because, you know, Muslim, and all, but Jimmy Carter is supposed to be a Baptist. He campaigned on his "Christian values" and Graham was a huge supporter at the time. He was the reason my parents voted Carter-because they thought they were getting a Christian for a president. Interestingly, they never voted Democrat again after him.

Posted by: moki at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (V+V48)

349 He's not saying anything directly. He's getting the participants to state their opinions/positions in such a way as to establish beyond any doubt that it is his opinion alone that matters, but that he has not yet formulated it or any proposed course of action, which, in any case, is up to the two houses of congress. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL) Are we watching the same meeting. The dems in there are giddy, and he literally just shot down Steve Scalise and concealed carry, saying it shouldn't be a part of this bill.

Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (yxczH)

350 The bio says this is NOT run by the AG or his staff, but have at it angry masses. @USAGSessions Punching up that Jeff is.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

351 A real head-scratcher this morning in the TrumpenTwatter. "I have decided that sections of the Wall that California wants built NOW will not be built until the whole wall is approved" ???????? Repairs and upgrades to San Diego Sector barrier are ongoing. Screaming need for extension of barrier east towards El Centro sector has been evident for years - but "CA" wants it? BP, yes, perhaps SD and Imperial Cty sheriffs, yes. Local PDs, perhaps. But "CA"? Puzzled by this one. Posted by: rhomboid __________ Yea, not understanding that either. My "fear" is he's looking for a way to put off building the wall for his first term. It's beyond maddening that with a Republican Congress and even liberal judges green lighting a wall, he still can't get it funded.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 10:33 AM (lKmt3)

352 Is there a Rat Fink Party?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (rdl6o)

353 Watch what Trump does, not what he says, and with what he says make sure you have it in writing and vetted by some excellent contract law attorneys.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (hLRSq)

354 I appreciate your "thanks", however. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 03:32 PM (Ckg4U) It's a good thing. Stuff like that means something to those people. Take a little credit, dude.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (fiGNd)

355 I'm sure it's been said, but an Egg McMuffin and CornFlakes make for a well balanced breakfast.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (D+gT6)

356 I always find it amusing when these dolts assume that the world is anxious and excited for their run for President. Then the inevitable let down when no one really gives a shit. He'd be better off running for gov. of AZ.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (fftfA)

357 Is there any pressure within the Mormon community to censure Mormon leadership for supporting illegal immigration? And if not, why not? LDS people for the most part don't try to pressure their leadership. There is a small vocal minority, sure, but not most of us. When we say we believe they're chosen representatives of God, we're pretty serious about that. It's not just a talking point when we say we believe our leadership receives revelation. Also, I argued this in a previous thread, but I really don't think the LDS position is pro-illegal immigration. We're pretty big on following the law of the land most of the time. I linked the official Church statement and argued my case. Several commenters disagreed pretty heavily with my assessment, and I'm fine with that. But I've said my peace on that and don't really feel like doing it again.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (iv0p7)

358 >>>341 He should have stuck to the cocaine. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 28, 2018 03:31 PM (xJa6I) ________ Cocaine is expensive. We can only afford White Cheddar Cheetos dust cut with baking powder.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at February 28, 2018 10:34 AM (ywzxX)

359 192 I actually saw a Jeb! 2016 bumper sticker on a car this morning. Mom? Posted by: Jeb! at February 28, 2018 03:10 PM I wouldn't embarrass the family like that, you dolt.

Posted by: Babs Bush at February 28, 2018 10:35 AM (3MG/9)

360 335 306. He's not saying anything directly. He's getting the participants to state their opinions/positions in such a way as to establish beyond any doubt that it is his opinion alone that matters, but that he has not yet formulated it or any proposed course of action, which, in any case, is up to the two houses of congress. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL) Jah, he's positioning the argument. He's planting the idea that California wants the border wall. More God Emperor mind magik, he is a psyker after all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:35 AM (xJa6I)

361 351. Of course they're giddy. They're used to getting whatever they want, whenever they want it. But listen to his words, and it's quite clear what's going on here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:35 AM (fA1SL)

362 360 >>>341 He should have stuck to the cocaine. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 28, 2018 03:31 PM (xJa6I) ________ Cocaine is expensive. We can only afford White Cheddar Cheetos dust cut with baking powder. Posted by: Glenn Beck at February 28, 2018 03:34 PM (ywzxX) LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:35 AM (xJa6I)

363 In other news...

Ta-Nehisi Coates will be writing Captain America stories for Marvel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:35 AM (WM75E)

364 Sure,they are in favor of following the law,which is why they want all the potential converts amnestied.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)

365 >>>"my beloved GOP is full of loons who don't know science and think jesus drove dinosaurs" I know a guy named Jesus who drives a Ford Raptor.

Posted by: wooga at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (3I7wr)

366 344 So Flake is trying to scam money from gullible Never Trumpers before being given the heave ho in his own state. Astute move." Remember that Bush Donor, Al Hoffman Jr., who gave over $1 Million to Jeb Bush last time, and who recently said he would never donate to another Republican unless they committed to supporting a comprehensive assault weapons ban? In grifter circles, that's what a Prime Mark looks like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)

367 I wouldn't worry about Flake, but you will get a riot about the Democrats running, Op, Mooch, maybe as a tandem

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (aC6Sd)

368 Are we watching the same meeting. The dems in there are giddy, and he literally just shot down Steve Scalise and concealed carry, saying it shouldn't be a part of this bill. Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:33 PM (yxczH) Meh ... if he caves, he's gone. Simple as that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (fiGNd)

369 365 Because his Black Panther series did so well....

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)

370 How fucking out of touch is this guy with reality. He can't even dare stand for re-election in his home state. And yet, he thinks he has just what the country is yearning for in a POTUS. Absolutely unbelievable, he delusional.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (2sCft)

371 "I have decided that sections of the Wall that California wants built NOW will not be built until the whole wall is approved" ???????? Puzzled by this one. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (QDnY+) There has been talk of pulling ICE out of CA; maybe he's making clear that he'll let California be inundated by illegal aliens* until and unless he gets the wall. So maybe it's a veiled threat. * There just MUST be a few Mexicans left in Mexico, right? Just has to be a few who haven't made it here yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (5fhzn)

372 315 I just realized there was another former preezy who didn't attend Billy Graham's service at the Capitol. Jimmuh Carter. E Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC) Being 90 might have something to do with it like with Bush 41.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (TrOGC)

373 355. This. All of this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (fA1SL)

374 Vote Flake And Sugar Frost 2020!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (qKh6A)

375 Carter Page with hair and that crazy pedosmile.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 28, 2018 10:36 AM (rdl6o)

376 358 I always find it amusing when these dolts assume that the world is anxious and excited for their run for President. Then the inevitable let down when no one really gives a shit. He'd be better off running for gov. of AZ. Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 28, 2018 03:34 PM (fftfA) Nobody in AZ wants him. Looking at his approval numbers, he must have concluded his only political future was to escape the state he's misrepresented all these years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:37 AM (xJa6I)

377 This is just bizarre. Either the guy had some type of psychiatric event or he developed some kind of substance abuse issue or, well, I can't think of another or. Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 03:32 PM atc, this comment got willowed from last thread: Jesse Randal Davidson. Goes by Randal, with one "l". Found his Tweeter page. Nothing to indicate why he'd be a shooter. Hockey and football fan. Happy to be a grandfather of twins. Doesn't like Nazis. Lots of retweets of humorous stuff. ???

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:37 AM (EzdLW)

378 Oh great, Captain America will become a gun grabber, helping illegals get into the country, and probably become a trans gender

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2018 10:37 AM (aC6Sd)

379 148 I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump. True. You'd think the whole teetotaling thing would have at least bought Trump some Mormon cred. But no.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 10:37 AM (juCZM)

380 355 Watch what Trump does, not what he says, and with what he says make sure you have it in writing and vetted by some excellent contract law attorneys. Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq) :fistbump

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:38 AM (xJa6I)

381 Bush elder and Carter can be forgiven for not attending the funeral, given their age. Obama?? Dude...show some class.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 10:38 AM (a0IVu)

382 >>>362 Jah, he's positioning the argument. He's planting the idea that California wants the border wall. More God Emperor mind magik, he is a psyker after all. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 28, 2018 03:35 PM (xJa6I) _______ Yes. Trump is like a Psychic type Pokemon. Even greater than MewTwo!

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:38 AM (ywzxX)

383 367 I know a guy named Jesus who drives a Ford Raptor. Posted by: wooga at February 28, 2018 03:36 PM (3I7wr) You sure it wasn't a Ford Rapture?

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 10:38 AM (2sCft)

384 Puzzled by this one.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:25 PM (QDnY+)



I'm wondering if Sacramento very quietly asked for funding but didn't publicize it to keep their amnesty creds and Trump just outed them.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 10:38 AM (uiwCw)

385 True. You'd think the whole teetotaling thing would have at least bought Trump some Mormon cred. But no. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 03:37 PM (juCZM) Only thing I know about Mormons is Marie Osmond is extremely hot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:38 AM (fiGNd)

386 If Trump caves on some things on gun control I would still vote for him over any Dem candidate i can think of but only to slow the run to the end.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (TrOGC)

387 Stupid question time: If the crazies get their way and ban all semi-autos, AND If the extant semi-autos are grandfathered in, usually that means there will exist some sort of registry for legal guns and parts and etc. What would happen to the 80% lowers? Obviously those don't have markings that would prove they existed before the ban.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (iv0p7)

388 Are we watching the same meeting. The dems in there are giddy, and he literally just shot down Steve Scalise and concealed carry, saying it shouldn't be a part of this bill. Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:33 PM (yxczH) Meh ... if he caves, he's gone. Simple as that. Posted by: ScoggDog Last thing I want if a federal carry license. What the fed gives, the fed can take away. FTS. If Texas and Oklahoma want to enter into and agreement, it's not the Feds business. And Article IV, Section 1 already provides for a national carry.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (sVGvG)

389 To be fair,Captain America has been used as a leftist tool many times over his history.Siding with war protesters,changing his name to Nomad after Watergate etc etc

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (LiyEm)

390 306... art of the deal, never show your opening position to be the position you close from. Watch the man work.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (q2oqI)

391 365 In other news... Ta-Nehisi Coates will be writing Captain America stories for Marvel. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:35 PM (WM75E) Wow, Marvel Comics really does hate it's fans. We are SO lucky the 'Marvel Advisory Board' was told to keep their hands off Feige.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (xJa6I)

392 He's actually positioning himself as Oprah's VP.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (yScAF)

393 The Dalton HS teacher gun indecent is looking more like political theater.

"just days after he posted his frustration on Facebook at political inaction over the Parkland massacre"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hm7xp9

Link to Daily Mail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (aVYsC)

394 Meanwhile, Atty General Snoozy McNaperson has punted the FISA Abuse investigation over to... the OIG. Meaning there won't be any action on it anytime soon. What a complete and utter disappointment Sessionzzzzzzzz has become. PDJT's worst pick, and it's not even close. And yeah, that's factoring in the guy who lasted 22-days and the other guy who lasted, like, 15.

Posted by: DocJ at February 28, 2018 10:39 AM (7bkOX)

395 What would happen to the 80% lowers? Obviously those don't have markings that would prove they existed before the ban. Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2018 03:39 PM (iv0p7) Funny you should ask...

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (72PAC)

396 He should run Third Party or Independent. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Gridlock at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (UPYPp)

397 I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oVJmc)


Mexico was a place of refuge for Mormon polygamists (including Mittfilth's progenitors ) back in the day:


http://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=54799169&itype=CMSID

Posted by: Wilford Woodruff at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (VZLj2)

398 It's true.


Trump is going to revoke the Second Amendment through a clever abuse of the Mann Act then step down and appoint Hillary as President right after he hands over Alaska to the Russians.


We're doomed.

Posted by: skip intro at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (x25VP)

399 372 How fucking out of touch is this guy with reality. He can't even dare stand for re-election in his home state. And yet, he thinks he has just what the country is yearning for in a POTUS. Absolutely unbelievable, he delusional. Not to worry, American Crossroads will fund his campaign.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (r9UYA)

400 Jimmuh Carter. E
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

Being 90 might have something to do with it like with Bush 41.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 03:36 PM (TrOGC)



He's still drawing huge crowds teaching Sunday School in Plains.  One of my girlfriends and her husband went to hear him last weekend.  She said he looked pretty good.



We have a 95 y.o. friend who came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day who is traveling the world with his wife.  Spry as all get out for his age.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (ptqGC)

401 atc, this comment got willowed from last thread: Jesse Randal Davidson. Goes by Randal, with one "l". Found his Tweeter page. Nothing to indicate why he'd be a shooter. Hockey and football fan. Happy to be a grandfather of twins. Doesn't like Nazis. Lots of retweets of humorous stuff. ??? Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 03:37 PM (EzdLW) Yeah this one is just strange and, hey, that happens. Particularly the shooting out the window so, thank heavens, not a suicide attempt. I thought of another or. Brain tumor. That will do fun things to your psychological state. I'm just thankful no one was injured.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (mf5HN)

402 In fairness to Carter, his wife just had major surgery and is trying to recover. I'm pretty sure Rev. Graham would understand where Carter's priorities are right now. Something Jesus said about the living and the dead. I might have been hallucinating again though.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher in a ScottEvest at February 28, 2018 10:40 AM (hS07U)

403 Ready For Jeffey!!11!! *hic*

Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (vtcmf)

404 365 In other news... Ta-Nehisi Coates will be writing Captain America stories for Marvel. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:35 PM (WM75E) Because that worked so well last time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)

405 >>Watch what Trump does, not what he says, and with what he says make sure you have it in writing and vetted by some excellent contract law attorneys. Well I'm watching him take concealed carry reciprocity off the table pretty definitely as part of this bill. If he's playing 11th dimensional chess on this one he's taking things to a whole new level.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (/tuJf)

406 Trump smashes too much pussy. This is way more offensive than things like violating the espionage act, violating RICO, profiting off American National Security secrets and natural resources, and even treason.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (96C7R)

407 FTS. If Texas and Oklahoma want to enter into and agreement, it's not the Feds business. Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2018 03:39 PM (sVGvG) I agree ... I've tried to argue that. The notion of Incorporation - the Federal guaranteeing the Bill of Rights - wasn't how we were founded. It just gave the Feds another nose under the tent.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (fiGNd)

408 "It's a good thing. Stuff like that means something to those people. Take a little credit, dude." -Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:34 PM (fiGNd) I will. I have a tough time doing that, but I know the need of others to have work acknowledged. I will do that because my humility doesn't take precedence over others gratefulness. Still... I'm just a guy with a keyboard. I'm not a priest, reverend, minister, pastor, preacher or deacon. I'm just a guy. I need to find a balance between humility and praise. I'm not there yet, but I keep practicing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (Ckg4U)

409 Somebody told Carter that Jesus was a Jew.

Posted by: skip intro at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (x25VP)

410 Jeff Flake/Sandra Fluke 2020!

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 28, 2018 10:41 AM (Mrl1e)

411 389 Stupid question time: If the crazies get their way and ban all semi-autos, AND If the extant semi-autos are grandfathered in, usually that means there will exist some sort of registry for legal guns and parts and etc. What would happen to the 80% lowers? Obviously those don't have markings that would prove they existed before the ban. Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2018 03:39 PM (iv0p7) Let me answer this two ways: First, if that event occurs, we'd be in a state of civil war and 80% lowers would be valuable war supplies. Second, it depends on how the law is written. And if they ban individual mfg, which is what completing an 80% is classified as.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:42 AM (xJa6I)

412 always trust trump never bet against trump don't get tired of winning this guy has built up enough credit with me that I am willing to wait until he actually screws me over and not worry that he might do so.

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 10:42 AM (nFwvY)

413 "When we say we believe they're chosen representatives of God, we're pretty serious about that. It's not just a talking point when we say we believe our leadership receives revelation." I've been in several different denominations over the years, and the position I've come to with that experience is - there are a lot of individual churches I like, there a lot of individual pastors I respect and admire, there are many many Christians who do God's work on Earth. but in any denomination I've ever been in, I haven't seen a single member of any gawdammed "leadership" that had sense enough to pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel - Christianity on Earth, in all of its manifestations, would be FAR better off with No "leadership" structures of any kind beyond the individual churches. At least in my not so humble opinion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:42 AM (k1TUh)

414 So does anyone like the 2020 Olympics mascots for Tokyo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:43 AM (WM75E)

415 Not only no, but FLAKE NO.

Posted by: Tim from Nashua at February 28, 2018 10:43 AM (EATOD)

416 We have a 95 y.o. friend who came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day who is traveling the world with his wife. Spry as all get out for his age. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC) Good for him! They were a tough old breed back then. Not snowflakes like today's kids.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 10:43 AM (2sCft)

417 Only thing I know about Mormons is Marie Osmond is extremely hot. Those skating outfits on the old D & M show when I was just discovering girls...pure spank material! All I know of Utah is the Moab area, which, I was once assured by a very drunk aging hippie woman in a Moab bar, is the least Mormon area of UT.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 10:43 AM (juCZM)

418 395 The Dalton HS teacher gun indecent is looking more like political theater. "just days after he posted his frustration on Facebook at political inaction over the Parkland massacre" https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hm7xp9 Link to Daily Mail Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2018 03:39 PM (aVYsC) Shocking that commies behave like commies. Quick, lets surrender more rights to the establishment.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:43 AM (96C7R)

419 You sure it wasn't a Ford Rapture?
As long as it's not a Ford Theatre.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (ewxPW)

420 Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 03:40 PM See Buzzsaw at 395. Possibly Davidson trying to make political statement against arming teachers.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (EzdLW)

421 416 So does anyone like the 2020 Olympics mascots for Tokyo? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:43 PM (WM75E) Chibis are very Japanese. But, no, not personally. But I'm not big on mascots other than the four legged variety.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (xJa6I)

422 someone took a two by four to his face... Tell me im wrong

Posted by: me at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (oZM/7)

423 Of course, I'll be covering this momentous event for Newsweek.

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (398bZ)

424 No, my point re CA and wall sectors was that "CA" is - obviously - not an entity pushing for the border barrier.  To the extent of filing idiotic lawsuits, like the once just dismissed.  And threatening to boycott contractors involved.


As I noted - PERHAPS some border LE jurisdictions have privately pushed for barrier extension (obviously they should).  But that is not "CA" - such voices are completely ignored by Sacto and the Khmer Rouge Dems running the state.


It was just a TrumpenTweet, so.  But there is literally zero leverage over CA, at any level, from delaying border extension or linking it to overall funding - "CA" doesn't care, they f***ing oppose the entire enterprise.  Much like Trump's (now, mercifully, ended?) attempts to tweak/embarrass the Dems over DACA delays.  Zero political mileage.  Obviously. 


Trump is better at actual politics than 90% of the political class.  But some things are hard to figure.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (QDnY+)

425 Coates writing means Marvel is doubling down on being all "woke," right to Chapter 11.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:44 AM (WM75E)

426 Oops, here's the tinyurl:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybs8kvrq

Posted by: Wilford Woodruff at February 28, 2018 10:45 AM (VZLj2)

427 351 He's not saying anything directly. He's getting the participants to state their opinions/positions in such a way as to establish beyond any doubt that it is his opinion alone that matters, but that he has not yet formulated it or any proposed course of action, which, in any case, is up to the two houses of congress.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL)

Are we watching the same meeting. The dems in there are giddy, and he literally just shot down Steve Scalise and concealed carry, saying it shouldn't be a part of this bill.

Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:33 PM (yxczH)


So when he says "I agree" he really means f*ck off and die? Because i thought he was agreeing to some stupid shit.

Posted by: NSA Joe at February 28, 2018 10:45 AM (70cRb)

428 I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump. Pre election or present day? Pre election a lot of people, Mormon or not, were in the "Trump isn't even a Republican" crowd. A lot of the Mormons were not thrilled with a non-Republican who insult to injury was an ass. Post election, a lot of people on the right, Mormon or not, have decided Trump is governing in a pretty conservative way and have settled down. Beck, Romney, Hatch and a lot of other never Trumpers are as baffling to us as they are to you.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:45 AM (iv0p7)

429 but in any denomination I've ever been in, I haven't seen a single member of any gawdammed "leadership" that had sense enough to pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel - Christianity on Earth, in all of its manifestations, would be FAR better off with No "leadership" structures of any kind beyond the individual churches. At least in my not so humble opinion. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 03:42 PM (k1TUh) Mostly agree. Was one thing I like about the Evangelical Free Churches: No hierarchy, no bishops and cardinals and the like.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:45 AM (xJa6I)

430 I'm wondering if Sacramento very quietly asked for funding but didn't publicize it to keep their amnesty creds and Trump just outed them. Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 03:38 PM (uiwCw) Pretty implausible, actually. The legislature is all-in on La Raza (which has more than a few members in the legislature) and Jerry Brown is on his way out. Plus, stuff like that always leaks. I think the idea is if CA wants illegal aliens, he may just give them to CA, good and hard, until the parking lot of every Home Depot is SRO. Pulling out ICE and not building The Wall would guarantee that. CA politicians are stupid, venal, and corrupt, but even they must realize the problems that would ensue: fiscal (leap in welfare spending), social (crime rate and gang membership skyrocketing), and educational (even more students who don't speak English, and are ... ahem ... not the quickest studies on earth).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:45 AM (5fhzn)

431 So does anyone like the 2020 Olympics mascots for Tokyo? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:43 PM (WM75E) This is what happens when you let children vote. Powder Puff girls called, they want their image protected.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at February 28, 2018 10:45 AM (yScAF)

432 "So does anyone like the 2020 Olympics mascots for Tokyo?" -Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:43 PM (WM75E) Without even seeing it? No. #JapanHatred

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:46 AM (Ckg4U)

433 Mark Anthony, they actually made me think of the Powerpuff Girls

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:46 AM (WM75E)

434 >>>He can't even dare stand for re-election in his home state. And yet, he thinks he has just what the country is yearning for in a POTUS. Absolutely unbelievable, he delusional.<<<

He's got an inside line with the RUSSIANS.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2018 10:46 AM (2Mnv1)

435 >>>he literally just shot down Steve Scalise phrasing?

Posted by: m at February 28, 2018 10:46 AM (VKsXm)

436 429 He says, 'I agree, that's important to consider, ' and variations thereof. It's clear we're not used to executive skill in the executive branch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:46 AM (fA1SL)

437 >>>381 148 I don't understand why, but many Mormons completely lost their minds over Trump. True. You'd think the whole teetotaling thing would have at least bought Trump some Mormon cred. But no. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 03:37 PM (juCZM) _______ I only knew two Mormons growing up. The first was my Highschool AP physics teacher Mr.Peterson. awesome guy who wrote me a recommendation letter to college and tutored me for my Senior Exit project. The other was a creepy motherfucker Francis in middle school. He was so weird we didn't even bully him. He no shit cut his right hand pockets out so he could play pocket pool during class. He made eye contact. Jeff Flake is more like the middle school kid.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:46 AM (ywzxX)

438 I'm just going to assume Flake saw all that sweet, sweet moolah that Egg McMuffin is raking in from idiots and decided he wants in on it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 10:47 AM (juCZM)

439 damn. off NSA sock!

Posted by: NSA Joe at February 28, 2018 10:47 AM (70cRb)

440 414 always trust trump never bet against trump don't get tired of winning this guy has built up enough credit with me that I am willing to wait until he actually screws me over and not worry that he might do so. Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 03:42 PM (nFwvY) Yep. Got to give the guy credit, no other President, Republican or Democrat would have the guts to have these kinds of sessions on controversial issues broadcast live: DACA and School Safety. No one.

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2018 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

441 True. You'd think the whole teetotaling thing would have at least bought Trump some Mormon cred. But no. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 03:37 PM (juCZM) pussy grabbing > teetotaling

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2018 10:48 AM (Mouru)

442 I've learned to hate Japanese shit since Grade School. #LearnedHatred #RiceBurners

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:48 AM (Ckg4U)

443 So does anyone like the 2020 Olympics mascots for Tokyo? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:43 PM (WM75E) Dare I ask what they are?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Live Life to The Foulest! Grouse & Grumble Gear on Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2018 10:48 AM (hLRSq)

444 419 Only thing I know about Mormons is Marie Osmond is extremely hot. Those skating outfits on the old D & M show when I was just discovering girls...pure spank material! All I know of Utah is the Moab area, which, I was once assured by a very drunk aging hippie woman in a Moab bar, is the least Mormon area of UT. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 03:43 PM (juCZM) ++++ Yeah, Marie was a hottie back in the day. And now that she's apparently slimmed down, hell yeah, I would.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 10:48 AM (2sCft)

445 >>383 Obama?? Dude...show some class. Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 03:38 PM (a0IVu) Yeah, right.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2018 10:48 AM (VKsXm)

446 Trump just said in response to Pence about mental illness issue. That we should take the guns away from them first then take it to the courts. I get that his heart is in the right place, but this meeting is not good for him politically.

Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 10:48 AM (yxczH)

447 435 Mark Anthony, they actually made me think of the Powerpuff Girls Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:46 PM (WM75E) Well I'd prefer Panty and Stocking but, yeah. They do have that art style feel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (xJa6I)

448 just going to assume Flake saw all that sweet, sweet moolah that Egg McMuffin is raking in from idiots and decided he wants in on it. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 03:47 PM (juCZM) The Koch brothers need to launder that money.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (96C7R)

449 Yeah, Marie was a hottie back in the day. And now that she's apparently slimmed down, hell yeah, I would. Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 03:48 PM (2sCft) Oh ... she's got MILFY down to a science.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (fiGNd)

450 That being said? I'll never stray from a Honda small engine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (Ckg4U)

451 I used to work with several Mormons when I lived in NY. They all help each other get jobs, like through church programs or something, so it's like, if you get one Mormon in a position of authority, more will follow. But they were among the most downright nicest people I've ever known. Real salt of the earth types. Good people. But man, never drinking coffee? Sorry, no deal. I could never be a Mormon.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (juCZM)

452 But there is literally zero leverage over CA, at any level, from delaying border extension or linking it to overall funding - "CA" doesn't care, they f***ing oppose the entire enterprise. See, that's kind of where I'm going. It may be political ju-jitsu: you want illegal aliens? You don't like ICE arresting them? Great. Here's a buttload of them. It's like a tug of war, and Trump may be threatening to let go of his end of the rope. That's about way I can think of that makes sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (5fhzn)

453 The Tokyo Olympic mascots in question

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ww298u

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:49 AM (WM75E)

454 448 Trump just said in response to Pence about mental illness issue. That we should take the guns away from them first then take it to the courts. I get that his heart is in the right place, but this meeting is not good for him politically. Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:48 PM (yxczH) Welp. There goes the 1A, 2A, and the 4A.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:50 AM (96C7R)

455 451 Yeah, Marie was a hottie back in the day. And now that she's apparently slimmed down, hell yeah, I would. Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 03:48 PM (2sCft) Oh ... she's got MILFY down to a science. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 03:49 PM (fiGNd) +++ She's just about entered GILFY territory, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 10:50 AM (2sCft)

456 The other was a creepy motherfucker Francis in middle school. He was so weird we didn't even bully him. He no shit cut his right hand pockets out so he could play pocket pool during class. He made eye contact. +++ Oh, the stories you hear in this joint.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 28, 2018 10:50 AM (tcwn1)

457 448. All right - I get it. But trust the man - he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:50 AM (fA1SL)

458 >>>444 I've learned to hate Japanese shit since Grade School. #LearnedHatred #RiceBurners Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 03:48 PM (Ckg4U) ____________ You take that back about my Pokemon!

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:50 AM (ywzxX)

459 Country Singer @386, of course possible, but I think utterly improbable, that Sacto has a private stance different than the insane public one.  No plausible reason they would.  These people really, really don't understand, or don't care, about the real world.  They're generally quite dumb, too.


And their constituents are as passive and stupid as Russians under vile dictatorships, and getting worse. 

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 10:50 AM (QDnY+)

460 Marie Osmond from '79 reminds me of Mrs D'Arcy on Married with Children.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:51 AM (iv0p7)

461 The Tokyo Olympic mascots in question

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ww298u

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:49 PM (WM75E)



Good grief.  Like a cross between Power Puff Gurlz and Hello Kitty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:51 AM (ptqGC)

462 The Dalton HS teacher gun indecent is looking more like political theater.
"just days after he posted his frustration on Facebook at political inaction over the Parkland massacre"
...

Completely unsurprised.

Posted by: skip intro at February 28, 2018 10:51 AM (x25VP)

463 He no shit cut his right hand pockets out so he could play pocket pool during class. I am trying so hard not to make a magic underwear joke right now...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 10:51 AM (juCZM)

464 "So does anyone like the 2020 Olympics mascots for Tokyo?" -Posted by: Anna Puma The mushroom cloud? Two thumbs up!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:52 AM (sVGvG)

465 455 The Tokyo Olympic mascots in question https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ww298u Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 03:49 PM (WM75E) Time until there's tentacle porn featuring these two: 3...2...1...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2018 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

466 Ban guns from crazy democrats!

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 10:52 AM (SkuXa)

467 >>All right - I get it. But trust the man - he knows what he's doing. I agree he's a very good negotiator and executive. I've never thought he agreed with me on every issue and I think it's a mistake to think he's always negotiating for what I want.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2018 10:52 AM (/tuJf)

468 Ah Jeff--flakier than a high quality Paris baked croissant. And about as smart as one. Put some marmalade on that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 28, 2018 10:52 AM (Sda6L)

469 She's just about entered GILFY territory, if I'm not mistaken. Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 03:50 PM (2sCft) You're right ... and I don't care. My standards are well established Trump hasn't failed me yet ... but if he does on this, fuck it, I'm out. I'm just tired of all the talking. More interested in the doing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2018 10:52 AM (fiGNd)

470 Speaking of Flake(s), the Blue Check Mafia is all giddy about Trump's remarks at the Gun Control meeting. Lots of "Great job, GOP primary voters!!!"-type remarks, as if Jeb! or Rubio wouldn't have already folded.

Posted by: Fortunato at February 28, 2018 10:53 AM (mogRH)

471 This gun bill is gonna be like DACA - when they sit down tonight and think about it, Dem's won't support anything less than a national registry of gun owners followed by confiscation. So they're going to torpedo this bill, no matter what - no bill will be passed, in the end. And Trump knows this, so he can play to the middle and say anything he wants. It doesn't matter what he says, this is all theater.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:53 AM (k1TUh)

472 Am I the only one laughing hysterically at Jeff Flake? Because that would be awkward.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2018 10:53 AM (U+nHb)

473 Trump just said in response to Pence about mental illness issue. That we should take the guns away from them first then take it to the courts. I get that his heart is in the right place, but this meeting is not good for him politically. Posted by: spypeach at February 28, 2018 03:48 PM (yxczH) Not going to jump the gun yet. He met with the NRA heads over the weekend, so got some good feedback on what their supporters would support (I hope), but also what the NRA have been pushing themselves. They want good gun advocacy. Then Trump said we don't always have to do what the NRA wants, either. Not sure what he'll do, but I know he's absorbing all input.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2018 10:53 AM (fceHP)

474 Considering it has almost been a day since official announcement, the tentacle stuff is a given...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 10:53 AM (WM75E)

475 My parents were friends with a Mormon couple when we were stationed at Luke AFB.

The wife swore their cocker spaniel could look up in the sky and recognize "Daddy's" airplane. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (ptqGC)

476 Flake is obviously running as the I Hate Trump candidate.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (5OEn4)

477 473. Also this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (fA1SL)

478 339 And there's no way Democrats can possibly field someone worse than Hillary.

Ahem. Does the name Kameltoe Harris ring any bells? Fauxahontas? Corey Booker?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 03:30 PM (5fhzn)


Damn, with a blockbuster lineup like that possible for 2020, Trump should just quit now and move to his Scotland golf course.     He obviously has zero chance.

Have you ever clashed with a Kameltoe?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (UsCnO)

479 The other was a creepy motherfucker Francis in middle school. He was so weird we didn't even bully him. He no shit cut his right hand pockets out so he could play pocket pool during class. He made eye contact. =========== Then he grew up, changed his name to Anthony Weiner and ran for Congress in NYC.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (vg8iE)

480 This gun meeting thing is pure bullshit.
Very important speechifying I'll have you know.
Yeah, no.

Posted by: micky at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (dF9Lb)

481 So they're going to torpedo this bill, no matter what - no bill will be passed, in the end. And Trump knows this, so he can play to the middle and say anything he wants. It doesn't matter what he says, this is all theater. ------------ That was my first instinct but I have to admit I'm getting tired of it the longer it goes on.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (SkuXa)

482 Re : Tokyo 2020... ...could have been worse.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 10:54 AM (CMbMd)

483 >>>451 Yeah, Marie was a hottie back in the day. And now that she's apparently slimmed down, hell yeah, I would. Posted by: SteveOReno at February 28, 2018 03:48 PM (2sCft) _______ If you're gonna tag a commie-thot, there's higher quality cooch comrade.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 10:55 AM (ywzxX)

484 The Dalton HS teacher gun indecent is looking more like political theater.

"just days after he posted his frustration on Facebook at political inaction over the Parkland massacre"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hm7xp9

Link to Daily Mail
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 28, 2018 03:39 PM (aVYsC)




Called it!  =>

I would not be surprised to discover that it's a stunt to dissuade people from the idea of arming teachers. The timing is just too convenient.

Posted by:

Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 02:19 PM (uiwCw)

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 28, 2018 10:55 AM (uiwCw)

485 Commie radio news is all giddy too.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:55 AM (r9UYA)

486 But Jay, again, there is ZERO leverage in "threatening" more illegals, as you must know.  The Dems don't care.  The "Republican" mayor of SD doesn't care.  The general population doesn't like amnesty or illegal immigration but is too stupid and passive to ever, ever let such things affect their voting behavior.


Leaving the area east of the SD barrier open is status quo for the last 30+ years.  Nobody outside that area will know/care about it.  Zero leverage.


Whatever, not a big deal.  Just a puzzling tweet.  But there's no politicking that will achieve immigration/rule of law aims in CA.  It requires federal power, and a ruthless version of it.  To include conditioning appropriations $$ on cooperation or compliance, and probably prosecutions of state and city officials.  No ju-jitsu, just smash-mouth power.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 10:55 AM (QDnY+)

487 But man, never drinking coffee? Sorry, no deal. I could never be a Mormon. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 03:49 PM (juCZM) I worked with a bunch of Mormons, and they were all uniformly good, decent people who actually live their religion. Once I expressed admiration to one of them (a very good friend), he subtly brought up my becoming a Mormon. I joked with him, "OK, you can have coffee, but I'm keeping alcohol. Oh yes. And as for the four wives? Yeah, I dunno about that. Make it two girlfriends, and you've got a deal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:55 AM (5fhzn)

488 "Feel Better" is the new "Proven Fact".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:56 AM (Ckg4U)

489 >>I would not be surprised to discover that it's a stunt to dissuade people from the idea of arming teachers. The timing is just too convenient. Maybe all teachers should be subject to mental evaluations.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 10:56 AM (r9UYA)

490 477 My parents were friends with a Mormon couple when we were stationed at Luke AFB. The wife swore their cocker spaniel could look up in the sky and recognize "Daddy's" airplane. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:54 PM (ptqGC) Pretty sure that nuttiness is not connected to their religion.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 10:56 AM (lKs2v)

491 So, recall the earlier "OMGDICKSISAWESOMECAUSEBANGUNZ" crap? Let's go to the facts: Opening bell today - 32.49/per Closing bell today - 32.02/per Yep. What a winnah!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2018 10:56 AM (7LY+6)

492 Tokyo 2020 mascots: At least they're binary gendered. Blue male, pink female. Suck it, SJWs!

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 10:57 AM (EzdLW)

493 - create a fucked up society by destroying nuclear family - have public schools main goal to socialize (brainwash) kids into mouth breathing psychotic tards - have the entertainment industries and MSM do the same - oh look people are mentally ill and shit - have a conversation about mental illness - demand the governmmet be allowed access to medical records to have a judge determine what Rights you have and don't have. Sounds very Soviet of our OverLords and Betters.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:57 AM (96C7R)

494 Make it two girlfriends, and you've got a deal." LOL!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 28, 2018 10:57 AM (juCZM)

495 464 The Dalton HS teacher gun indecent is looking more like political theater. "just days after he posted his frustration on Facebook at political inaction over the Parkland massacre" ... He worked in a school, that anxiety could also have aggravated an already deteriorating mental condition. Political theater works when there's no cost, but look at the cost he's going to pay for this - he's never going to be allowed to work as a teacher again, he's never going to be allowed to be around children at all anymore, he's probably going to be banned from owning guns again. He's going to be completely broke and probably alone when the legal costs of this are through, and with this record he won't even be fit to work the counter at McDonald's. this guy's life is over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 10:57 AM (k1TUh)

496 Faith is hard. There are very few people who seem worthy of it. But with Trump, I'm just not interested in what he says, except when it amuses me. Let his words go. When there's legislation being brought to a vote, then I'll pay attention.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:57 AM (xJa6I)

497 Pretty sure that nuttiness is not connected to their religion.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v)



It's not.  I just always remember the wife.  She was nice, just nutty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (ptqGC)

498 I'll front the money for throwin' eggs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (e1mEI)

499 494 Tokyo 2020 mascots: At least they're binary gendered. Blue male, pink female. Suck it, SJWs! Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 03:57 PM (EzdLW) But what are their blood types?

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (lKs2v)

500 But Jay, again, there is ZERO leverage in "threatening" more illegals, as you must know. The Dems don't care. The "Republican" mayor of SD doesn't care. The general population doesn't like amnesty or illegal immigration but is too stupid and passive to ever, ever let such things affect their voting behavior. Leaving the area east of the SD barrier open is status quo for the last 30+ years. Nobody outside that area will know/care about it. Zero leverage. Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 03:55 PM (QDnY+) All absolutely true, but what if he DID pull out ICE? That would materially change CA's situation, and could result in a much bigger illegal immigration problem. I dunno. I'm just trying to make sense of the tweet. Maybe there is no sense to be made.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (5fhzn)

501 494 Tokyo 2020 mascots: At least they're binary gendered. Blue male, pink female. Suck it, SJWs! Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2018 03:57 PM (EzdLW) I'm sure they've already both been drawn as (idealized, not realistic) Hermaphrodites, and then all bets will be off.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (CMbMd)

502 this guy's life is over. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 03:57 PM (k1TUh) Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (xJa6I)

503 he's never going to be allowed to work as a teacher again, he's never going to be allowed to be around children at all anymore, he's probably going to be banned from owning guns again. ======== Get this guy on the payroll...STAT!

Posted by: CNN at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (vg8iE)

504 Randall Davidson (sp), GA teacher with a gun had a joke on his FB page about the stupidity of "Thoughts and prayers" Of course it was a stunt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2018 10:58 AM (8+Ozj)

505 The wife swore their cocker spaniel could look up in the sky and recognize "Daddy's" airplane. I could see this happening if: 1. The plane is flying low enough for the dog to hear it 2. The dog has been on the flight line when "Daddy" hopped out of plane that just landed so the dog could associate an engine sound with the man Otherwise, yeah, that's dumb.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/i][/b][/b][/u][/u] at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (iv0p7)

506 The cool thing under our new governmental system is that we only need one circuit court judge to agree with us to override any legislation proposed by congress or the President. They could ban AR-15s, but as long as one circuit judge rules they are legal its all good.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (TUkHv)

507 No way this Congress and this Pres have any kind of meaningful gun control passed into law and signed. The divide in this country is also reflected in Congress on this issue if nothing else. No chance. Dems can't get confiscation and won't "settle" for any kind of compromise. No chance.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher in a ScottEvest at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (hS07U)

508 Good grief. Like a cross between Power Puff Gurlz and Hello Kitty. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC) I think it looks more like the PokePuff Girls. Completely unserious. Not as bad as Izzy from the atlanta games.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (z79tQ)

509 "Pretty sure that nuttiness is not connected to their religion." -Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v) Broads, in general. They want to talk to the dog and there's nothing you can do about it. They will deny that they are talking to you through the dog, but they are.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (Ckg4U)

510 501 But what are their blood types? Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 03:58 PM (lKs2v) Shoyu.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (CMbMd)

511 The GOPe from the House and Senate are all on board with the medial records being used to determine rights. The public will eat it up too because feelings.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (96C7R)

512 491 >>I would not be surprised to discover that it's a stunt to dissuade people from the idea of arming teachers. The timing is just too convenient. Maybe all teachers should be subject to mental evaluations. Posted by: Under Fire zero tolerance. 25 years. next.

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 10:59 AM (nFwvY)

513 Flake ran as a conservative and *evolved*--the oldest story in DC. If Mormons want to proselytize foreigners, they should travel there, not dissolve our borders.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 11:00 AM (Ndje9)

514 512 501 But what are their blood types? Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2018 03:58 PM (lKs2v) Shoyu. Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 03:59 PM (CMbMd) Teriyaki and Wasabi

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 11:00 AM (xJa6I)

515 Blood type?

Soy and Tofu

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:00 AM (WM75E)

516 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 03:57 PM (k1TUh) Unless he is a Lefty. They protect their own.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 11:00 AM (TrOGC)

517 1. The plane is flying low enough for the dog to hear it 2. The dog has been on the flight line when "Daddy" hopped out of plane that just landed so the dog could associate an engine sound with the man Otherwise, yeah, that's dumb. Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2018 03:59 PM (iv0p7) +++ Maybe dog could smell daddy the pilot. Did you think about that, huh?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 28, 2018 11:01 AM (tcwn1)

518 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2018 04:00 PM (Ndje9) They do both.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 11:01 AM (TrOGC)

519 he's never going to be allowed to work as a teacher again, he's never going to be allowed to be around children at all anymore, he's probably going to be banned from owning guns again. He's going to be completely broke and probably alone when the legal costs of this are through, and with this record he won't even be fit to work the counter at McDonald's.

Eh, I think he can just go to CA or NY schools and they'll make him principal. They love a man like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2018 11:02 AM (r+sAi)

520 Binary also in their colors. Blue for water and red for fire. Elements in opposition.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 28, 2018 11:02 AM (WM75E)

521 how about we stop letting teachers and administrators drug the boys?

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 11:02 AM (nFwvY)

522 Playing along with stupid and unpopular lynch mob crap - on guns or any other issue - is stupid, strategically, and the opposite of savvy "art of the deal" tactics.


Every single time Trump or anyone else plays along with false premises and stupid ideas, they prolong the nation's agony and peril, and possibly increase both.


It's not about "squishy", it doesn't matter that there will be no law in the end.


Once in a lifetime chance - and the right person, who created that chance - to actually start restoring sense and seriousness to public debates, and marginalize the idiocy that dominates and keeps us all in defensive mode 24/7.  Or, alternatively, play along - needlessly, on matters where the crazies have zero political clout or prospects - much like the last several GOP presidents.


BTW, did you know we departed the Paris Accords because they "weren't a good deal for America"?  If only they could be tweaked to make them more equitable, than perhaps we could in the end embrace the lysenkoist nonsense on which they're based?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 11:02 AM (QDnY+)

523 Anyone who thinks Randall Davidson will never work in a public school again, may want to re-think that. 

We had a raging alcoholic at our son's elementary school in IL.  She would literally sit in her car on a side street near the school on her lunch hour and swill vodka, then go back to the classroom, where she'd verbally abuse the little boys in the class.

Moms actually videoed her, parents complained for two years about her, and the school board finally *asked* her to take a medical leave of absence to get clean.  And promised her her job back.

Last I heard, she went on leave and decided not to come back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 11:02 AM (ptqGC)

524 In a state that leans heavily toward one party, which can look the other way at fraud. But there's not that much point in running up the score, since that party's candidate will already get that state's EC votes anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2018 03:06 PM (5fhzn)



So you DO admit I won by 3 million votes, correct?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 28, 2018 11:02 AM (UsCnO)

525 I dunno. I'm just trying to make sense of the tweet. Maybe there is no sense to be made. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara _________ My theory is someone like McConnell has told him they don't have the numbers and any and all wall funding will be voted down, so find a reason why you want to stop pushing for a wall. with the hope they can win a few additional seats in subsequent elections. I mean really, all that has to say "no" to a wall is Mccain, Flake, and one more and that's it. Yet somehow the Republican Congress can come up with like $160 billion in new spending, but no money for a wall.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2018 11:03 AM (lKmt3)

526 To use an IG to deal with this FISA matter of possible treeeeason is ridiculous.

Posted by: Dr. Gorka at February 28, 2018 11:03 AM (r9UYA)

527 Who wants to talk? I'm in the mood for some silly conversation. Email is in the nic.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:03 AM (Ckg4U)

528 OMG people. Kamala Harris isn't going to make it out of the democrat primary. DNC won't allow it. Harris, she literally slept her way to the top - on the tops, and backs, of powerful men. It's not even hidden in her Wikipedia article. You put her alone on a stage with a guy like Trump and she'll get a googley eyed and tingly and have to take a bathroom break. Molestin' Joe Biden is the only shot they have.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 11:04 AM (ywzxX)

529 Well, Trump has some major announcement tomorrow about hardening schools & gun control? we will proceed to set our hair on fire then.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 11:04 AM (a0IVu)

530 529 Who wants to talk? I'm in the mood for some silly conversation. Email is in the nic. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 04:03 PM (Ckg4U) Oh sure, keep it all to yourself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 11:05 AM (xJa6I)

531 Moms actually videoed her, parents complained for two years about her, and the school board finally *asked* her to take a medical leave of absence to get clean. And promised her her job back. Last I heard, she went on leave and decided not to come back. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC) Its tough unless there is a good principal, school board,and lots a parental involvement. But if the cops had arrested her for drinking in public, she probably would have been out --- fast.

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2018 11:05 AM (hZ+us)

532 >>>529 Who wants to talk? I'm in the mood for some silly conversation. Email is in the nic. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 04:03 PM (Ckg4U) _____ Please give Japan another shot. At least the Pokemon. Much fun!

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 11:05 AM (ywzxX)

533 Maybe dog could smell daddy the pilot.
Mormon pilot smell travels at 2,800-feet per second. Other pilot's at 700-feet per second. Of course it's based on smell!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at February 28, 2018 11:05 AM (ewxPW)

534 Dammit. So I tried to be sympathetic about something and it turns out to be a political stunt after all. Dammit.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 11:05 AM (mf5HN)

535 I mean really, all that has to say "no" to a wall is Mccain, Flake, and one more and that's it. -- This is why I spit when anyone says that Republicans 'control' congress.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2018 11:05 AM (roQNm)

536 "Oh sure, keep it all to yourself." -Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review at February 28, 2018 04:05 PM (xJa6I) I'm a Bastard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:06 AM (Ckg4U)

537 >>>I'm in the mood for some silly conversation Imagine a world where bananas are alive!!

Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 11:06 AM (S5ae9)

538 Wow, he is even more delusional than Kasich...

Posted by: Jim T at February 28, 2018 11:06 AM (i2Dd+)

539 Imagine a world where bananas are alive!! Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 04:06 PM (S5ae9) Like when they're hanging from a tree?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (z79tQ)

540 "Please give Japan another shot. At least the Pokemon. Much fun!" -Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 04:05 PM (ywzxX) No.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Ckg4U)

541 Dammit. So I tried to be sympathetic about something and it turns out to be a political stunt after all.
Dammit.

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at February 28, 2018 04:05 PM (mf5HN)



That'll teach ya!  *shoves chocolate hazelnut bar thru USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (ptqGC)

542 Pajama boy for POTUS!

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Y42RP)

543 >>>539 >>>I'm in the mood for some silly conversation Imagine a world where bananas are alive!! Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 04:06 PM (S5ae9) ________ I've got a live banana for ya

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (ywzxX)

544 Well, Trump has some major announcement tomorrow about hardening schools gun control? we will proceed to set our hair on fire then. Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 04:04 PM (a0IVu) No. But to ignore the fact that both parties have wanted access to medical records of private citizens the last 15 years would be foolish.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (96C7R)

545 >>Like when they're hanging from a tree? In bunches.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (r9UYA)

546 "Imagine a world where bananas are alive!!" -Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 04:06 PM (S5ae9) No.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Ckg4U)

547 how about we stop letting teachers and administrators drug the boys? Children that can't sit attentively and listen to me drone on for 8 straight hours about bullsh*t that doesn't interest them have a psychological disorder and need treatment. Even if they don't, it makes my job easier. I lobbied for thorazine, but we compromised and agreed to Antivan, Adderall and Ritalin.

Posted by: Every Teacher at February 28, 2018 11:07 AM (TUkHv)

548 534. Weebs can rehabilitate themselves by laboring to build and operate Clown & Furrie Disposal Facilities. Am I not merciful?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (fA1SL)

549 Like when they're hanging from a tree? Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 28, 2018 04:07 PM (z79tQ) +++ LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (tcwn1)

550 Even if they don't, it makes my job easier. I lobbied for thorazine, but we compromised and agreed to Antivan, Adderall and Ritalin.

Posted by: Every Teacher at February 28, 2018 04:07 PM (TUkHv)

The new favorite is Abilify.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (a0IVu)

551 >>>Like when they're hanging from a tree? Until they are sliced up over your Cheerios!! Or fed into your mouth like a wood chipper! Or subjected to any other gruesome death after being ruthlessly stripped nekkid!!

Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (S5ae9)

552 Who wants to talk? -- Not me. I've been getting a really bad vibe the last two weeks, made worse by reading Kurt Schlichter's two books.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (roQNm)

553 BTW, did you know we departed the Paris Accords because they "weren't a good deal for America"? If only they could be tweaked to make them more equitable, than perhaps we could in the end embrace the lysenkoist nonsense on which they're based? Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 04:02 PM (QDnY+) But the tweaking isn't going to happen, so there was no price to be paid for looking reasonable. The whole idea of the Paris Accords was to get the rest of the world on the American gravy train. Of course the rest of the world supported the accords; there was a large and unruly line waiting for their handouts. "Not a good deal for America" = "we're not paying unilaterally" And that was the sine qua non of the whole scam. It's a dead letter, methinks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (5fhzn)

554 534 Please give Japan another shot. At least the Pokemon. Much fun! Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 04:05 PM (ywzxX) Nope. They lost me with the whole "This Little Japanese Girl was born to be a back-up body for BARACK OBAMA" bullshit in Air Gear...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 11:08 AM (CMbMd)

555 The 2020 Olympic Mascots in Japan should be 2 pixelated nude 18 year olds.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 11:09 AM (96C7R)

556 in a healthy society that teacher would have to be locked up for 25 years to keep from being lynched. him and the authorities both.

Posted by: x at February 28, 2018 11:10 AM (nFwvY)

557 Nood - child actors

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 28, 2018 11:10 AM (fA1SL)

558 this guy's life is over. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 03:57 PM (k1TUh) So he did commit suicide only he put it on layaway.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 28, 2018 11:10 AM (TrOGC)

559 557 The 2020 Olympic Mascots in Japan should be 2 pixelated nude 18 year olds. Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 28, 2018 04:09 PM (96C7R) 18? That's too old for Japan, buddy. They ride the train to Jared-Fogletown over there.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2018 11:10 AM (CMbMd)

560 >>>542 "Please give Japan another shot. At least the Pokemon. Much fun!" -Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 04:05 PM (ywzxX) No. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 04:07 PM (Ckg4U) _________ Please?

Posted by: Very Sad Pikachu. Many Tears. at February 28, 2018 11:10 AM (ywzxX)

561 Nobody wants to talk to Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel? That sucks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:11 AM (Ckg4U)

562 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2018 04:08 PM (roQNm) Which ones?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 28, 2018 11:11 AM (suO/a)

563 Well, with McVain being unavailable, we now know who will be the presshole's "republican" darling--although Kasich and Egg McMuffin will likely compete.  Oh, and Bill Kristol will again be relevant in his own mind as he sings accolades for the Flake candidacy.  ~spit~

Posted by: oddnot likes No Deals at February 28, 2018 11:11 AM (g1MTt)

564 So you DO admit I won by 3 million votes, correct? Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 28, 2018 04:02 PM (UsCnO) Si.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 28, 2018 11:11 AM (5fhzn)

565 "Please?" -Posted by: Very Sad Pikachu. Many Tears. at February 28, 2018 04:10 PM (ywzxX) No.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:11 AM (Ckg4U)

566 >>>I'm in the mood for some silly conversation. Fuck, marry, kill - a Sleestak, a microwave oven, and a jar of pigs feet. GO!!

Posted by: The Original Banana Splits Guy at February 28, 2018 11:11 AM (S5ae9)

567 When there are only omnibus CRs, and a WH that just sits there and does not "politicize" the big political issues by making people walk the plan on specific votes (wall funding), and the Senate leadership does the same - well, there you go.


I doubt that Trump lied/lies about his desire to secure the border.  But he has done almost nothing to make it happen - that defined as seeking and engaging in momentous political fights, if needed to include remaking "his" party by isolating and ousting GOP incumbents.  By allowing the 9-yr absurdity of omnibus CRs replacing regular order in appropriations to continue without any fuss, he's dealt away most of his power before the game begins.


Flake and Corker were both confronted, and probably partly undone, by Trump's firm and direct approach.  That's wonderful.  But that probably needs to be magnified 10-fold if anything is to really change.


Not saying it's easy.  But it is the hill that has to be climbed if real, meaningful things are to be accomplished.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2018 11:12 AM (QDnY+)

568 "BTW, did you know we departed the Paris Accords because they "weren't a good deal for America"? If only they could be tweaked to make them more equitable, than perhaps we could in the end embrace the lysenkoist nonsense on which they're based?" First, I hate the Paris accord as much as you, for all the same reasons, but I thought that was a GREAT way to market the move to get out of it. Getting into a science debate starts an argument of dueling bullshit that 90% of the uneducated public just tunes out - we can't win on that, the propaganda has gone too far, the public is too disengaged, and always will be. BUT - the Paris Accord was so bad that it is manifestly simple to show why it was a Bad Deal for America - the huge payments we were supposed to make that no one else was supposed to make. It is manifestly unfair, and very simple and easy to not just explain that to the uneducated, but to PROVE that to them. The Paris conspirators were so greedy that they made it obvious. AND Trump, as he knew, has always been VERY safe on saying "well if you just would renegotiate" - the people who wrote up the Paris Accord, more than anyone else, KNOW that the entire Accord was bullshit, and that the ONLY part that actually meant anything was the part where Uncle Sugar agreed to pass out tens of billions of dollars to the world, for nothing in return, and agreed to kneecap our own best industries in the bargain. Pull those things out, and there is NOTHING of any consequence left in that accursed document. Which is why, within 12 hours of Trump saying "hey I'm open to renegotiation" France, Germany, and the rest of the EU came out and said "No Renegotiation of Terms! Never! No Changes! Better you leave than renegotiate!!" And so Trump got to publicly paint himself as being eminently reasonable, made a simple, provable point to even the most uneducated voter, backing up his decision, and made the EU show their true colors on the entire matter. I call that some pretty good gamesmanship myself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)

569 530 OMG people. Kamala Harris isn't going to make it out of the democrat primary. DNC won't allow it. Harris, she literally slept her way to the top - on the tops, and backs, of powerful men. It's not even hidden in her Wikipedia article. You put her alone on a stage with a guy like Trump and she'll get a googley eyed and tingly and have to take a bathroom break. Molestin' Joe Biden is the only shot they have. Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 04:04 PM (ywzxX) I WANT CamelToe Harris to be their candidate but I think you're right. However, if the Soros acolytes take even greater control they'll insist on a black person, so that brings in Corey Booker...eh. It's two years away.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2018 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

570 *Nood*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at February 28, 2018 11:13 AM (Ckg4U)

571 I have heard a bunch of Flake will challenge Trump in the primary talk months ago. Sounds like some consultants need to save their phoney-baloney jobs. I mean, honestly, a candidate who can't break out of the bottom quintile in his home state is not actually a challenger.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2018 11:14 AM (Z5y53)

572 >>>567 "Please?" -Posted by: Very Sad Pikachu. Many Tears. at February 28, 2018 04:10 PM (ywzxX) No. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 28, 2018 04:11 PM (Ckg4U) ________ PRETTY PLEASE WITH A MAGA HAT ON TOP?!?!

Posted by: Suicidal Pikachu, Sharpening the Tanto for Seppuku at February 28, 2018 11:14 AM (ywzxX)

573 Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards...now with Black Panther Review [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2018 11:16 AM (xJa6I)

574 >>>571 530 OMG people. Kamala Harris isn't going to make it out of the democrat primary. DNC won't allow it. Harris, she literally slept her way to the top - on the tops, and backs, of powerful men. It's not even hidden in her Wikipedia article. You put her alone on a stage with a guy like Trump and she'll get a googley eyed and tingly and have to take a bathroom break. Molestin' Joe Biden is the only shot they have. Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 04:04 PM (ywzxX) I WANT CamelToe Harris to be their candidate but I think you're right. However, if the Soros acolytes take even greater control they'll insist on a black person, so that brings in Corey Booker...eh. It's two years away. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2018 04:12 PM (RD7QR) _______ Maybe if Booker just comes out as gay. Meh... Then again, Obama never came out officially and look where it got him. Brothers on the down low have 100% win rate at presidential elections.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 11:17 AM (ywzxX)

575 Corey Booger for Pres T-bone for Vise Pres

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2018 11:25 AM (M+Lyo)

576 As long as he looks like he's running for President he can try to convince people to donate their hard earned money to pay for his New England vacations.

Posted by: doug at February 28, 2018 11:26 AM (89il5)

577 Representing the kamikaze wing of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at February 28, 2018 11:34 AM (PvCxa)

578 First and LAST term as U. S. Senator ... heh.

Posted by: [ Closed for Repairs ] (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at February 28, 2018 11:43 AM (v+fx/)

579 point of order: Pikachu only says "pikachu"

Posted by: artemis at February 28, 2018 11:50 AM (AwPyG)

580 >>>579 point of order: Pikachu only says "pikachu" Posted by: artemis at February 28, 2018 04:50 PM (AwPyG) _____________ LIES! FILTHY LIES! *SPOILERS BELOW* I TALKED IN NORMAL SENTENCES IN THE MOST RECENT FILM/DOCUMENTARY "POKEMON: I CHOOSE YOU" AT THE END OF THE FILM MY TAKING LITERALLY BROUGHT ASHE BACK THE EVIL POKEMON KILLED HIM. MY TALKING SAVED A LIFE! WHAT HAS YOURS DONE?

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at February 28, 2018 11:56 AM (ywzxX)

581 Ahhhh the self delusion .... it burns. may i suggest Rick Wilson as campaign manager. to ensure losing badly.

Posted by: johnny drama at March 01, 2018 07:38 AM (8F7Ub)

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