August 30, 2017

Oh No: NBC Insider Says Network Is in "Total Panic" That Megyn Kelly's Show Will be an Historic Flop
— Ace

Yeah, I said "an historic," and yeah, I knew it would bother you. That's right -- specifically you.

You know who you are.

That's why I resorted to such an historic article choice.

You know what you did.

Anyway, on to the funny-fun-fun-fun:

Four weeks before the Sept. 25 debut of Megyn Kelly Today--the 9 a.m. replacement for the venerable morning show’s third hour, Today’s Take--some NBC insiders are expressing doubts, and even worries, about the network news division’s plan to scrap a reliable long-running program in order to morph the former Fox News anchor and Donald Trump nemesis into an accessible, female-friendly personality for an ethnically diverse daytime viewership.

The network is officially chippy and chirpy, of course, but...


...according to network insiders, her new role is prompting "questions internally about who her audience is exactly" as well as a sense of "total panic" concerning the intense media scrutiny that will unavoidably attend the launch of Megyn Kelly Today, to say nothing of the need to publicly vindicate NBC News Chairman Andy Lack’s $17 million gamble (reportedly her eye-popping annual compensation) when he wooed her away from Fox.

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"The Sunday show laid such an egg that any claims that she had automatic star power, to get people in the door to see what she was doing, have been disavowed," television news analyst Andrew Tyndall told The Daily Beast. "The stardom of the celebrity anchor was a phenomenon of the 1980s back when [flamboyant ABC News president] Roone Arledge was around. In this day and age, the shows make the anchors, not the other way around."

Apparently the network has been trying to "soften" the image of this chilly Ice Queen and the blue glare of her Aryan Fury by showing her hiking with her second husband and first children and even strumming guitar (!!!) by the campfire.

Can she project the image of a coldly analytic (and desperately careerist) "hard news woman" while also pretending to be a regular gal who likes puppies and S'more's and who you'd like to have your morning coffee with?

Answer: No. You get one main brand in life. That brand may be false or exaggerated, but it's the one brand you get as far as a public persona. (In fact, you kinda only get one main persona in real life, too, even if that perceived persona is inaccurate and misses a lot.)

So Megyn Kelly's attempt at Mom Jeans On/Mom Jeans Off will fail. Not because she's particularly terrible (though she's not terrific, as Trump would say). But just because she's trying to be a feathered fish -- a fish that can't swim, but also can't fly.

And also, because she's annoying and she abandoned her core audience for a hostile liberal audience because Fox News personnel wouldn't take her side more in a personal dispute with a major political actor that the network is obligated to cover objectively.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM | Comments (978)
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1 Whoo-hoo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2017 01:55 PM (89T5c)

2 ME-agin???

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 01:56 PM (0OmEj)

3 Crap. I just laid some compelling content in the old thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (Mouru)

4 Boxy

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (gC2IV)

5 my 'caring' meter is close to zero. I much prefer Tucker Carlson's way of laughing when a guest says something stupid.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 01:57 PM (ILitO)

6 NBC is a den of whores and thieves. MeAgin Kelly fit right in until she didn't. Glad to see her go, go , go, go, goodbye.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (5VlCp)

7 $17 million? Annually? For one journalist? Does anyone care about income inequality in the news industry?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (W8wWg)

8 She still has her core audience of dumbasses.

Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (1TH5X)

9 Don't box me in.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (cAnNx)

10 I would prefer Mom Jeans Off

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (yOqwj)

11 Megan Kelly. Is she still around?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Mouru)

12 Shades of grey? 50 of them?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (J+eG2)

13 It ain't over till the grey lady sings

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (pPKG5)

14 I'm seeingFiftytwo shades of grey.

Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (OAlmw)

15 I like the low light.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (PY9jH)

16 Tasty gossip. Big box tasty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Az9eA)

17 Porn is an option. AN option.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 01:58 PM (Sfs6o)

18 I think she has brown eyes. I say this because Thor thinks she is hot, and he infinitely prefers brown eyed girls. My eyes, naturally, are blue.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (ihmYw)

19 Ace's lack of respect for grammar has left the html broken. I fear this tag may never close.

Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (gDSJf)

20 Someone put on some Barry White.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (PY9jH)

21 Ah I like this color!

Posted by: Dakota Johson at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (mtGE/)

22 Never first... story of my life.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (0OmEj)

23 NBC will not be an happy network.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (2wRtc)

24 $17 million? Annually? For one journalist? Does anyone care about income inequality in the news industry? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (W8wWg) It sounds like a lot but she has to supply her own tampons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (Mouru)

25 maybe NBC should given Chelsea Clinton another chance. I'm sure she'd be better this time around.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (ILitO)

26 While we wait forAce to Unban himself fix the blog, can anyone give me a link to the Antifa chanting about no more USA?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (J+eG2)

27 Ok ( continue from below) Sauerkraut, gravy and sliced roast beef on a hoagie roll.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 01:59 PM (pPKG5)

28 GRRRRLLLL PWRRRRR!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (PY9jH)

29 Hello people in white boxes. I declare this post racist. Unless of course it's racist of me to do so.

Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (qifx9)

30 Thinking inside the box. Does anyone really care, though? I feel like none of this matters, except as a bit of schadenfreude. Which is not nothing, I suppose, but I had no investment in the original "scandal".

Posted by: moviegique at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (7zeA4)

31 Gray skies in the forecast for Megyn, looks like.

Posted by: T at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (Vgw1E)

32 "an historic " critic. The same guy that can't spell y'all?

Posted by: golfman at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (48QDY)

33 You get one main brand in life. That brand may be false or exaggerated, but it's the one brand you get as far as a public persona. (In fact, you kinda only get one main persona in real life, too, even if that perceived persona is inaccurate and misses a lot.) Depressingly true. I settled on the 'don't mess with me' brand. It has it's upsides but also it's downsides.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (Az9eA)

34 By the way, this was willowed below, and is my favorite post of the day:

I'm just curious (because I haven't heard anyone mention it), did the Women's Navy show up in Houston to help rescue people? Because I am sure there are a bunch of woke, go grrrrl, womyn that fired up their trucks, hitched up the boats and headed out to show toxic masculinity how it's done.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (Lqy/e)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (PY9jH)

35 Was blood shooting out their eyes?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:00 PM (2wRtc)

36 maybe OAN needs someone who's over 30.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (ILitO)

37 Any bets on how long Megyn will crash before NBC promotes A Very Special Television Event in which America gets an exclusive peek inside her colon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (Mouru)

38 She's already a has been. Move along MeAgain, nothing to see here.

Posted by: mpfs at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (79p/O)

39 So her show is gonna be like celebrities, cooking segments, and every once in a while Def Leppard coming on to perform Pour Some Sugar On Me for all the middle aged former soccer moms?

Posted by: mark1971 at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (xPl2J)

40 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (LTHVh)

41 Does anyone really care, though? I feel like none of this matters, except as a bit of schadenfreude. Which is not nothing, I suppose, but I had no investment in the original "scandal". Posted by: moviegique at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (7zeA4) Nah, it's just gossip. Feel free to chat about movies or boobs or pets. I hear pets are popular today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (Az9eA)

42 Work me Megyn.

Posted by: The Pole at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (mcI77)

43 Good, now maybe that putz can be responsible for the decline of 2 networks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (SjImc)

44 When you are a phooney, eventually you will be found out!  Nice karma after she stabbed the late, great Roger Ailes in the back.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (CPFkt)

45 17 Porn is an option. AN option. Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (Sfs6o) She'd be average at best. And I bet she's one that just lays there thinking that she's "Hot" so that should be enough for you.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 02:01 PM (cAnNx)

46 Someone get on that whore Twitter and tell ace he's got loose shit on the blog.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (gC2IV)

47 PUPPET SHOW and Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (2wRtc)

48 The best part is her taking NBC or $17M a year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (LTHVh)

49 I told them she should have shaved her head and got neck tattoos.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (HgMAr)

50 Megan's next special: Look what you Made Me Do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (Az9eA)

51 She's been there less than a year. Who's she gonna sue?

Posted by: golfman at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (48QDY)

52 I hope ace is hydrated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (PY9jH)

53 When you are a phooney, eventually you will be found out! Nice karma after she stabbed the late, great Roger Ailes in the back. Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (CPFkt) Yup, what goes around, comes around

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 02:02 PM (SjImc)

54 PUPPET SHOW and Megyn Kelly. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (2wRtc) That never gets old.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (Mouru)

55 re 26: google "antifa no more USA" for some links.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (ILitO)

56 For her careers sake, she needs to come down with cancer, and quickly

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (DxR7x)

57 She will twerk. Oh yes. She will. Couric-esque.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (2wRtc)

58 Does this grey box make me look fat?

Posted by: mpfs at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (79p/O)

59 Shorter version: Flush Kelly, because the movement is over.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (xMu63)

60 is the purgatory, or limbo ? can't tell - too dark

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (QC/4S)

61 I like the new format.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (yOqwj)

62 I wonder how soon she'll dump Mr. MeAgain Kelly?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (PY9jH)

63 "an historic " ***** Well, Ace. you are after all a honorable man.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (mvenn)

64 of course it is "an historic"

If it were "ahistoric" it would mean "lacking historical perspective or context." like a belief that Megan Kelly's appeal would carry over to NBC's market

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (Gv+zt)

65 and yet, I would gladly disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:03 PM (LTHVh)

66 Dark in here... guess we better hit the tip jar and get the fuckin' lights turned back on......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (jjaLl)

67 Ah heck. Me Again Kelly only gets $17 million a year. I know utility infielders in major league baseball who make almost that much, But you know a good looking blonde (hey she's at least as hot as Katie Couric) always sucks the suits in, and they open their wallets.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (Sda6L)

68 This is just Ace's way of saving money on the white paint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:04 PM (Mouru)

69 grey.  so grey.  An historical level of greyness.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (Gv+zt)

70 "The stardom of the celebrity anchor was a phenomenon of the 1980s back when [flamboyant ABC News president] Roone Arledge was around. Flamboyant? Like Liberace flamboyant?

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (sdi6R)

71 "the blue glare of her Aryan fury....." LMAO

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (wm0Ni)

72 Hi ya Tammy. We're kind of looking at a place in Fayetteville. Maggie's Tap Room I think it is. But an hour and 45 minutes from Table Rock so don't know if we want to drive that far. Practice tonight so I'll find out more.

Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (qifx9)

73 At this point there is no return from the shitshow that is meagin and the network they deserve each other. (and the little couric too)

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (0OmEj)

74 Will this thread be marked on a gradient?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (mJ8mX)

75 coming next year! Meghan Kelly and Kathy Griffin as "The Odd Couple"!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (ILitO)

76 grey matter matters

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:05 PM (QC/4S)

77 meAgain's humongous chin needs its own name and zip code.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (sf2BM)

78 Your HTML FU is no Match for Ace's Ticklish Mokey Style.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (8HxgZ)

79 I have a dream that one day my grandchildren and Megyn's grandchildren will live in a world where news commenters are judged by the content of their character, no the cute buttony-ness of their surgically altered nose.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (mvenn)

80 Crap. I missed a close tag to do "gradient".

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (mJ8mX)

81 Oh, BTW, re. Megyan Kelly?  I'd finger-blast both her holes at once, but I wouldn't actually fuck her.

She just seems like that kind of chick......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (jjaLl)

82 Maybe we should start calling the blog The Gray Lady.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (xPl2J)

83 Uh What's wrong with Mom jeans?

Posted by: Ob+mao at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (6dFYM)

84 Nice use of shades! Is this a Thing?

Posted by: Only after the first date! [i] at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (fZlu3)

85 I'd still lick her episiotomy scar.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:06 PM (8HxgZ)

86 She needed to go on Ellen a few times.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (mcI77)

87 But she's pretty.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (VduL8)

88 This must be Megyn's funeral thread.

Posted by: Caliban at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (QE8X6)

89 71 "the blue glare of her Aryan fury....." LMAO -- Yeah, no kidding. For a minute I thought the big gray box was actually quoting some other author. And I thought, "Wow, this guy Ace is quoting may be viciously anti-left, but he's really, really funny."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (OVUYQ)

90 when was the last time you paid your electric bill...??

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (QC/4S)

91 "an historic,"

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Proper. The Queen does not pronounce the H.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (yOqwj)

92 google "antifa no more USA" for some links. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (ILitO) Ah, that's what happened.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (ihmYw)

93 Remember the grandma being rescued on the jet ski in her doorway? Turns out that they called Chick-Fil-A requesting sandwiches, and a rescue. No shit For reelz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (J+eG2)

94 Does Sean Hannity think Megan is a Great American? Because that's really my litmus test - Sean Hannity Great American status.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (Sfs6o)

95 These complex issues are never entirely black and white.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (mvenn)

96 I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly right before the bunny hits the stock pot at August 30, 2017 02:07 PM (gC2IV)

97 #26- Village Idiot's Apprenctice: Here's a link for the Antifa chanting: http://tinyurl.com/y6wm4b4w

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (iVOAv)

98 So they're already worried about Meagain bleeding viewers from her whatever?

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (wm0Ni)

99 I see her future: Hosting a 1030am game show.

Posted by: mpfs at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (79p/O)

100 Several Shades of Gray

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (jm1YL)

101 Proper. The Queen does not pronounce the H. She's Cockney?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:08 PM (LTHVh)

102 I would watch MeAgain Kelly give us a demonstration on the finer technical aspects of bimbo    bozo button stimulation.  Good Morning, MeAgain!

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (eLttb)

103 I'm geeked about the possibility of witty repartee between Megyn and Al Roker! Totes psyched! It's gonna be crucial!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (nNKHW)

104 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 07:06 PM (jail) Too much information.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (iVOAv)

105 Ace, you're an hero.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (OCRsm)

106 Gray, gray, my world is gray, Gray is my world since you went away

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (QE8X6)

107 I totally see her hosting Russia Today; Putin will be pleased

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (QC/4S)

108 Sounds more Histrionic than Historic.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (VduL8)

109 Thinking outside the box, for the last thread, there was also the DNC fraud lawsuit that was dismissed, which pretty much spells out for the rubes that they can lie to their suckers with impunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Po36HK2bw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (tbOMB)

110 Mmm. Puppy-S'mores.

Posted by: barack hussein, i can use it now, obama at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (mJ8mX)

111 and now the traffic, with Meghan Kelly.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (ILitO)

112 But you know a good looking blonde (hey she's at least as hot as Katie Couric) always sucks the suits in, and they open their wallets.

Yes. My agent says that's the thinking behind my new part time gig at Vinny's Gentlemen's Emporium and Pole Dancing Academy. Bring lots of singles!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:09 PM (O5Q3r)

113 The thread seems to be flooded. Everything looks slightly blue-ish gray. Is Ace writing from Houston this week?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (xMu63)

114 "I see her future: Hosting a 1030am game show." Bwahahaha. Maybe she could fill in for Whoopi on The Spew

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (jm1YL)

115 The crash and burn will be epic.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (79p/O)

116 All the gray jokes will seem quaint once Ace fixes the html.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (mvenn)

117 Pretty soon she'll be reduced to doing butt stuff.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (8HxgZ)

118 Posted by: teej at August 30, 2017 07:05 PM (qifx9) Keep me posted! That's about a 3 hour drive for me, but you're worth it! FWIW, the drive for me and from Table Rock for you is lovely!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (ihmYw)

119 We've hired Megyn to narrate Investigative Reports.

Posted by: CNN HLN at August 30, 2017 02:10 PM (mcI77)

120 Me, Joe, Megyn & Jasper should do a foursome prono.

Posted by: Mika at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (En33R)

121 Besides the game showing host duties she'll be hawking copper cookware at 230am.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (79p/O)

122 I am still in awe of the hair-tie gif.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (LTHVh)

123 and I will say "an historic event" even though I know it's wrong, because it sounds scholarly. Like saying "Keith Olbermann is an twat."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (ILitO)

124 Oh i'm sure she does butt stuff.... just sayin.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (0OmEj)

125 Has any of these BIG contract News hires ever paid off?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (8HxgZ)

126 All this gray and we didn't even have to buy ace any elegant dinners.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (cAnNx)

127 This gray stuff is an humongous SNAFU

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:11 PM (mvenn)

128 86 She needed to go on Ellen a few times. Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (mcI77 ======================== Oh yeah

Posted by: Ellen at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (xMu63)

129 62 I wonder how soon she'll dump Mr. MeAgain Kelly? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (PY9jH) Three days before the press conference when she comes out as a lesbian. Not that I believe she's lesbo, but it's the kind of attention-whoring move that I'd expect from her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (iFZVz)

130 And here's Megyn with tonight's lottery numbers!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (O5Q3r)

131 sex tape

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (0wem/)

132 I hope we don't make an habit of this.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (mvenn)

133 She looks like she would be boring and bitchy in bed. She's not 'ette material that's for sure.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (79p/O)

134 OT. The movers and shakers on the Left are denouncing their army of street thugs after a couple of years praising them, enabling and shielding them as they attack. But -- the Left never stops. So, what's next? What's the next giant pile of shit? Maybe -- direct police state instead of police-protected mob?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (aaRHB)

135 Thanks all for the links.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (J+eG2)

136 maybe Meghan can take the place of Buster.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (ILitO)

137 Ya know how I know this is the real HQ?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (Nwg0u)

138 "There's 7 callers ahead of us, Jimmy!"

Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Future Acting Career at August 30, 2017 02:12 PM (8HxgZ)

139 Oh, the gray, the gray, the hopeless gray . . .

Posted by: Jonathan Harris as TV's Dr. Zachary Smith at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (s5o+q)

140 At this rate Megyn will need an hysteriaectomy.

Posted by: Rex Reed at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (QE8X6)

141 She's no Vanna White.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (79p/O)

142 Megyn Kelly: you know guacamole is a dollar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (0wem/)

143 The Barrel. It's not just for non-cobs.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (/qEW2)

144 The grays seems easier on the eyes. I kinda like it.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (VduL8)

145 Ya know how I know this is the real HQ? Because Ace wandered off after pressing post and doesn't even know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (LTHVh)

146 maybe OAN needs someone who's over 30. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (ILitO) Cougar news network?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (Tnhbr)

147 125 Has any of these BIG contract News hires ever paid off? Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (8HxgZ) You'd be better off signing a free agent 30 year old running back to a multimillion dollar deal.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (cAnNx)

148 this grey is hounding

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (QC/4S)

149 Three days before the press conference when she comes out as a lesbian.

OUT: Lezbos
IN: Trannies

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (O5Q3r)

150 If I post this does it count as being quoted by Ace?

Posted by: lymond at August 30, 2017 02:13 PM (FNa/B)

151 Yay ! Moar popcorn ! Keep diggin', lefties ! *heads for the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7[/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (Umfx1)

152 Boxes within boxes
In the windmills of my mind

Posted by: michel legrand at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (mJ8mX)

Posted by: Shot in the Dark at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (OVUYQ)

154 You know who else was gray ...

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 02:14 PM (BO/km)

155 >>You'd be better off signing a free agent 30 year old running back to a multimillion dollar deal. It's like these Newscorps looked at the Yankees free agent signings and said, "We'll do that!".

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (8HxgZ)

156 Ya know how I know this is the real HQ? The twilight ambiance?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (mcI77)

157 Hey I know the vowel rule, but come on, doesn't "AN historic" fit some sort of "Except after c" rule?

Cause it just sounds right......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (jjaLl)

158 I'm so upset, I may have to leave my home and find an hotel.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (LAe3v)

159 154 You know who else was gray ... -- The term I prefer is "Silver Fox."

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (OVUYQ)

160 You know what I'm thinking could make this thing a hit? Wardrobe Malfunction! Boom!

Posted by: NBC Thinktanker at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (nNKHW)

161 I was having an horrible day up until about a hour ago.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (mvenn)

162 this grey is hounding Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (QC/4S) Ace ain't nuthin' but a hounddog, graying all the time . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (s5o+q)

163 Or perhaps the arms of an whore.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (LAe3v)

164 Don't even think about it, bitch.

Posted by: Vanna White at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (Mouru)

165 >>> You know who else was gray ... Fox Muldar Sr?

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (U0v/A)

166 Ive got the replacement for that hour Next on NBC, Girls Bouncing on Trampolines. I'd watch

Posted by: Bruce at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (8ikIW)

167 coming next year! Meghan Kelly and Lena Dunham as "Sanford and Daughter"!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (ILitO)

168 And the really crazy part of all this???? She would fit right in with Fox news now... as they have gone Anti Trump, like she was all along...

Posted by: Don Quixote, looking for a new Party at August 30, 2017 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

169 Who is Harry Grey?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (fA1SL)

170 Aryan MeAgain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

171 Megyn, my advise is to have that sex tape ready for release.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (/Nite)

172 Who among us hasn't been paid 17 million dollars to be a failure?

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (Sfs6o)

173 MeAgain sexbots sales are going down, dollars to doughnuts she get a breast rejuvenation.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (FLMnD)

174 'Settle for More'

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (2wRtc)

175 I could really go for an Pizza!

Posted by: John Podesta at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (8HxgZ)

176 Walmart is giving a total of $20 million in cash and gifts in kind for hurricane relief. Evil Walmart.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (/tuJf)

177 81 Oh, BTW, re. Megyan Kelly? I'd finger-blast both her holes at once, but I wouldn't actually fuck her. She just seems like that kind of chick...... Posted by: SSBN 656 We talkin' the rocker, the shocker, the spocker, or the showstopper?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (0ecq3)

178 A. Ace hits post 2. Ace wanders off iii. Ace accidentally bans himself trying to fix it

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 02:16 PM (gC2IV)

179 For someone who is such a valued and compelling audience draw, I've never seen such an extended introduction to MeAgain Kelly. It's like George R. R. Martin's standing at a mall during Christmas and talking about his penis.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (H8S+R)

180 Literally Katie Couric

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (2wRtc)

181 Megyn's flame-out makes me chortle.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (En33R)

182 Yeah, I said "an historic," and yeah, I knew it would bother you. That's right -- specifically you.You know who you are.


Why?  Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (LAe3v)

183 Grey skys at night, bloggers delight.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (8HxgZ)

184 Three days before the press conference when she comes out as a lesbian.

Not that I believe she's lesbo, but it's the kind of attention-whoring move that I'd expect from her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (iFZVz)


--------------------------------



Definitely a victim of sexual assault, perhaps rape.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (yOqwj)

185 173 MeAgain sexbots sales are going down, dollars to doughnuts she get a breast rejuvenation. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (FLMnD) When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (cAnNx)

186 She may take up the bottle like Laurie Dhue...or the syringe.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (mcI77)

187 Hey Megyn, I hear Scientology is looking for a new spokesperson. It seems that Leah Remini just hasn't worked out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (Mouru)

188 Restorative powers. Heh, heh. heh....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (mbhDw)

189 Martha has filled in quite nicely for the caustic Megyn.  Martha seems to "get it".

I thought at first Martha would be solid but very reserved, tending toward establishment.  But she has emerged as no wall flower ... she takes on the smears, seems to stand up for the average Joe.

She's also gorgeous, and has added some curls to that too straight hair look.  She looked like a fun person in the shot of her at the Kentucky fair, but of course that ring on her finger costs more than my net worth probably, so she's not not quite "the country girl", but still seems down to earth.

She's from Buffalo, so more upstate than big city.  Probably still a Bills fan.  Go Martha go ... Megyn Who?

Posted by: Illiniwek at August 30, 2017 02:17 PM (veVl1)

190 Can we turn it into an hurricane thread?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (mvenn)

191 wow, need my ray-bans now

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (QC/4S)

192 IV - Ace passes out from dehydration.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (8HxgZ)

193 JJ for the save!

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (mvenn)

194 Megyn made the fatal error with her FOX persona. Her Viking Princess Full of the Righteous Fury of the Righteous persona worked pretty well. Cuz who doesn't like a hawt righteous chick, however- she went Full Bitch on Wheels with Trump and though Hollywood/MSM want us, the normal people of America, to love the BOW archetype- we do not. BOWs suck and are unpleasant to be around. By going Full BOW and you never go Full BOW, Megyn appealed mightily to the fymynyst wish castiing bosses of NBC- but not to an audience who finds BOWs tiresome, i.e.. the bulk of Americans. She would be smart to take up a fuzzy fun Mom persona- that's a pony she could ride for years and years.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (9q7Dl)

195 And now Celebrity Bowling with your host MeAgain Strikeout Kelly.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (79p/O)

196 Fixed the block quote for the comments, but the post is still not fixed.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (cAnNx)

197 It's a gray day at Yankee Stadium.

Posted by: Look! An heifer! at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (xMu63)

198 $17M. I should flame out so well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (LTHVh)

199 Soon you will feel the blue glare of *my* alien furry.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at August 30, 2017 02:18 PM (OVUYQ)

200 Has any of these BIG contract News hires ever paid off? Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (8HxgZ) Ummmmmm......No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (5VlCp)

201 I need advise from the horde. Got an email from Soldiers Angels this morning. I send them money monthly and they are usually good about not always sending pleas for more. They are doing a special donation push to help veterans affected by Hurricane Harvey. I started with SAs because Blackfive gave them a thumbs up. I'm good with doing some donations earmarked for veterans along with what I will toss to Samaritan's Purse and Sal Army if the Angels group is still a great group. Anyone have current info on them?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (eASYU)

202 Weasel: "Who among us hasn't been paid 17 million dollars to be a failure?" Hi, there. I got paid more. So much more.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (H8S+R)

203 Apparently the network has been trying to "soften" the image of this chilly Ice Queen and the blue glare of her Aryan Fury by showing her hiking with her second husband and first children and even strumming guitar (!!!) by the campfire.

They should show her in scuba gear rappelling out of a Blackhawk to save a puppy in Houston. Or a bunch of strippers.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (O5Q3r)

204 Woah! Whiteout conditions at the 'HQ!

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (s5o+q)

205 190 Can we turn it into an hurricane thread? Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn) ------- How about hurricane/guns/boobs?

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (Sfs6o)

206 This post just begs for that pic of her smug walk down the hall pre- first fox debate.  And a closed quote tag.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (tbOMB)

207 190 Can we turn it into an hurricane thread? Posted by: Muldoon === Wal Mart announced that it just donated 9 gabillion to comment 190.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:19 PM (2wRtc)

208 Seriously, why are these news readers paid millions of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (LuKE7)

209 The movers and shakers on the Left are denouncing their army of street thugs after a couple of years praising them, enabling and shielding them as they attack. But -- the Left never stops. So, what's next? - You know, maybe killing cops isn't such a great thing. - The Left Hey, I can dream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (Nwg0u)

210 and JJ said : "let there be light", and there was light

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (QC/4S)

211 Whoa! Eclipse glasses!!

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:20 PM (mcI77)

212 190 Can we turn it into an hurricane thread? Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM ======= They used to call me Hurricane Megyn IYKWIMAITYD. -- MeAgain

Posted by: ShainS at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (zWtTr)

213 that's a pony she could ride for years and years. ***** Damn! Now I want a pony all over again! Or an horse.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (mvenn)

214 193 JJ for the save! Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn) It's still a bit "be-cocked" as dad would've said; not sure what Ace is saying and what he wants quoted. But this helps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (mbhDw)

215 Well shit. I had another "gray comment.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (jm1YL)

216 They could get a robot to do the job. And now for the news. DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (Mouru)

217 Megyn Kelly is to nbc what Herschel Walker was to the viqueens.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (0wem/)

218 Seriously, why are these news readers paid millions of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7) They're actors with (sometimes) journalism degrees. They're not even very good actors, as they have to read from scripts/teleprompters all the time.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (s5o+q)

219 It's gay day at Yankee Stadium?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (3myMJ)

220 maybe she can co-host "The Resistance" with Olberman. Two twats for the price of none.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (ILitO)

221 >>Can we turn it into an hurricane thread? Posted by: Muldoon

You mean something like:

Muldoon would bang Megyn like a storm door in a hurricane.

Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (/Nite)

222 I thought boxed liquor meant box licker.

Posted by: Hillary: What Happened at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (En33R)

223 But -- the Left never stops. So, what's next? Antifada turns it up to 11.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:21 PM (mcI77)

224 Arrived late to the party on the Pelousy statement, but have to get in my two cents: Notice that she couldn't do this without resorting to weaselly phrasing. She said the "people _calling_ themselves antifa" leaving it open that they may not have been _true_ antifa. Maybe a bunch of antifa poseurs. She didn't actually condemn them herself, she said they "deserve" to be condemned. She also said "the _perpetrators_ should be arrested and prosecuted", again, not calling antifa by name. * rolls eyes *

Posted by: db at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (1i3zr)

225 It's gay day at Yankee Stadium? Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ) Every pitcher gets a free fungo bat, while supplies last.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (Mouru)

226 >>Or an horse. Arbys?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (8HxgZ)

227 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (eASYU) I'm sure they're still fine, but that seems a little lame.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (ihmYw)

228 190 Can we turn it into an hurricane thread? Posted by: Muldoon === Wal Mart announced that it just donated 9 gabillion to comment 190. ****** Woo hoo! I'm rich! Wait. How much is a gabillion?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (mvenn)

229 How long before she shows up on Dancing With The Stars?

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (79p/O)

230 Paul Harvey could write his own ticket today.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (3myMJ)

231 Kevin Brady just took governor Krispy Kreme to the woodshed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (gC2IV)

232 They should show her in scuba gear rappelling out of a Blackhawk to save a puppy in Houston. Or a bunch of strippers. You can never go wrong with strippers who need ... comforting .. after their ordeal. Why the poor girls lost most of their clothing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (LTHVh)

233 Seriously, why are these news readers paid millions of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7)


You know, there are a lot of actors who would jump at a gig like that, 6 month stints, decent pay, face time and acting chops, all they have to do is read off a teleprompter and make it sound chirpy and spontaneous. 

Get one who can fake an accent and you have a real winner.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 02:22 PM (Gv+zt)

234 They could get a robot to do the job. And now for the news. DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru) Oh, be quiet, you clattering contraption of connected cranks and C-cells!

Posted by: Jonathan Harris as TV's Dr. Zachary Smith at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (s5o+q)

235 208 Seriously, why are these news readers paid millions of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7) As G-d as my witness, there is nothing that I did while on the air in college radio or doing TV production for our broadcast news classes that these puppets don't also do. And I did it better and still can.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (mbhDw)

236 Damn! Now I want a pony all over again!
Or an horse. Posted by: Muldoon


You wanted an horse. 
You'd settle for an pony. 
You'll get an herbivore of indeterminate type.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (LAe3v)

237 I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!! I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (O5Q3r)

238 I know she's become shrill but I always have a hard time getting over crushes, and I had a major crush on her. Also, one of my favorite ace lines evah was "and an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (gIRsn)

239 They had Gay Day at Busch (Cardinals), complete with the fugliest cap I have ever seen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (ihmYw)

240 Nothing wrong with the "an" before a SILENT "h". E-mail has DESTROYED proper grammar!!!

Posted by: DENNIS SKEA at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (LqCaR)

241 Weasel: "Who among us hasn't been paid 17 million dollars to be a failure?"

Hi, there. I got paid more. So much more.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 07:19 PM (H8S+R)


Hillary in total outspent me. But I should get the win for spending the most for the least votes.

Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (ZKWca)

242 225 It's gay day at Yankee Stadium? Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ) Every pitcher gets a free fungo bat, while supplies last. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru) Or fangoul bat in Bensonhurst.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:23 PM (mbhDw)

243 Couldn't have happened to a better network. And I mean that.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (pszv/)

244 I once knew Ann the Horse.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (Mouru)

245 If Megan doesn't work out how about a one hour entertainment/cooking show starring Antifa?

Posted by: Governor McAuliffe at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (n7oYy)

246 185,
"When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?"

Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler ........ XHamster,  the progression once the news thing dries up.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (zOpu5)

247 Lifetime Achievement Award for whoever it was who coined the term: Klantifa.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (s5o+q)

248 Well, not sure what the inside scoop was on the sexual harassment, however, if the only transgression was some filthy comments and some innuendo these silly news readers need to suck up. For the kind of money they get paid someone could send me emails packed with gay porn every morning, which I would open, delete, and then finish my coffee. Does not seem anyone has scored really big since blowing the whistle at Fox.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (0wem/)

249 And I did it better and still can. Posted by: J.J. Sefton How do you look in a low cut dress?

Posted by: Bruce at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (8ikIW)

250 236 Damn! Now I want a pony all over again! Or an horse. Posted by: Muldoon You wanted an horse. You'd settle for an pony. You'll get an herbivore of indeterminate type. Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v) Big sale on at Voles-R-Us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (mbhDw)

251 I know it's grammatically correct.

But I hate it.

Hate.It.

HATE. IT.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (aT+Bx)

252 Muldoon: "Wait. How much is a gabillion?" It's a perfectly cromulent currency.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 02:24 PM (H8S+R)

253 249 And I did it better and still can. Posted by: J.J. Sefton How do you look in a low cut dress? Posted by: Bruce at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (8ikIW) Like Mona Gorilla of National Lampoon fame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (mbhDw)

254 It's still a bit "be-cocked" as dad would've said; not sure what Ace is saying and what he wants quoted. But this helps. Posted by: J.J. Sefton ***** No worries. Everyone's done reading the content already.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (mvenn)

255 Brit Hume could sexually harrass me anyday.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (79p/O)

256 >>I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!! I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly

Want to borrow mine?

Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (/Nite)

257 Keep it up, Muldoon, and someone's gonna get an hematoma.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 30, 2017 02:25 PM (gC2IV)

258 My prediction: MK will beg for, and get, her job back at Fox. For significantly less in salary, however.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (eMKNe)

259 She is going undercover as an isis sex slave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (0wem/)

260 246 185, "When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?" Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler ........ XHamster, the progression once the news thing dries up. Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (zOpu5) Speaking of voles....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (mbhDw)

261 Muldoon: "Wait. How much is a gabillion?" It's a perfectly cromulent currency. It's when they wax everything but a tiny heart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (Mouru)

262 Found it.  Pic of MK smug walk down the hall pre- first fox debate

https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/megyn-kelly-debate.jpg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (tbOMB)

263 I know she's become shrill but I always have a hard time getting over crushes, and I had a major crush on her. Also, one of my favorite ace lines evah was "and an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland". Posted by: Bandersnatch at August You should stalk a better class of celebrity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (0wem/)

264 >>My prediction: You Will Buy My Fucking Pillow

Posted by: Mike Lindell at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (8HxgZ)

265 "Wait. How much is a gabillion?" In Peruvia? Buck, three ninety eight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (J+eG2)

266 You'll get an herbivore of indeterminate type.
Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)


Hey Mister,  you wanna buy an ungulate?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 02:26 PM (Gv+zt)

267 >My prediction: You Will Buy My Fucking Pillow Posted by: Mike Lindell Golf clap.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (79p/O)

268 re 253: I have that issue. Wonder if it's worth anything. I also have Penthouse number one but it looks like someone spilled coffee on it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (ILitO)

269 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (eMKNe)

270 Ha. Martha McAllum show preps at AOSHQ.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 02:27 PM (2wRtc)

271 Since we're now in OT territory, I thought I'd bring up my willowed link from the last thread. For your most cultured appreciation: http://tinyurl.com/yc2378gv

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (Mouru)

272 i wish this mattered to where when she fails it meant the downfall of something despotic and evil like the entire comcast company

but honestly i just have no relationship with this hoochie - and it's not just me

i don't think she's important at all to anybody

hey did you know Deborah Norville has her own line of knitting yarn

https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/deborah-norville-yarn

it's a metaphor for something i just know it

Posted by: happyfeet at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (mLfQi)

273 270 Ha. Martha McAllum show preps at AOSHQ. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 07:27 PM (2wRtc) Has this been confirmed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (mbhDw)

274 I'm starting to really dislike Howard Stern since he has turned into the typical liberal douche, but his interview style is what these pseudo celebrity journalists should strive to do. Though this praise is even starting to go to his head because I've noticed he's even started to follow his script and doesn't let the guest finish their answers so he can ask his next question. At least as of a couple of months ago because I stopped listening to him.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (LuKE7)

275 "224 Arrived late to the party on the Pelousy statement, but have to get in my two cents: Notice that she couldn't do this without resorting to weaselly phrasing. She said the "people _calling_ themselves antifa" leaving it open that they may not have been _true_ antifa. Maybe a bunch of antifa poseurs." ----- The "No True Scumbag" fallacy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (aaRHB)

276 If you are in the stands at Yankee Stadium I suggest keeping your peepers locked on the field.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (3myMJ)

277 re 265: what's the Capital of Venezuela? about 10 dollars.

yeah, I know, capital is not capitol. Works better when told than written.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:28 PM (ILitO)

278 Megyn Kelly: "I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!" Wait, they have those!? Didn't realize it had become such a specialized industry.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 02:29 PM (H8S+R)

279 hey did you know Deborah Norville has her own line of knitting yarn https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/deborah-norville-yarn So does Vanna White I think.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:29 PM (mcI77)

280 We'll know Megyn's hit bottom when she ends up unemployed, divorced, and named as Keith Olbermann's new girlfriend.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 02:29 PM (O5Q3r)

281 I HAVE TRUMPS TAX RETURNS AGAIN, BITCHEZ

Posted by: an animatronic cashew at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (2wRtc)

282 Found it. Pic of MK smug walk down the hall pre- first fox debate I liked that look, though the lip glossed Ilsa She Wolf of the SS look has it's attractions.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (LTHVh)

283 260 246 185, "When does she next pose in a men's magazine in a little black dress to prove what a serious journalist she is again?" Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler ........ XHamster, the progression once the news thing dries up. Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (zOpu5) Speaking of voles.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Won't be Penthouse. It bit the dust a while a go.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (pY+s4)

284 Damn it Hoarde! Once again I step away to pack (going to San Fran) and I come back and now instead of dick size, people want to know how JJ looks in a low cut dress. Sheesh!!! Would that be with the pearl choker?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (0tfLf)

285 224 "Arrived late to the party on the Pelousy statement, but have to get in my two cents:" 07:28 PM (aaRHB) Hey, no problem, What's-Her-Name already flamed out and we've moved on to open thread.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (3myMJ)

286 The Resistance starts in your mother's basement, mother effers!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (ILitO)

287 Megyn, Katie Couric, Rosie O'Donnell and Olberdick should all pitch in money together and start up the FDN, the Fucking Douche Network. Slogan: "All the celebs you love to hate, all on one channel!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (eMKNe)

288 277 re 265: what's the Capital of Venezuela? about 10 dollars. yeah, I know, capital is not capitol. Works better when told than written. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (ILitO) A) Caracas B) Capitol (capitalized) only signifies the Capitol building. Capital of a nation or gelt is spelled thus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:30 PM (mbhDw)

289 "Wait. How much is a gabillion?" In Peruvia? Buck, three ninety eight. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice ***** Oh. Woo Hoo! I'm rich!

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (mvenn)

290 Actually, I was waiting the do some stupid paperwork with the County today and some guy came in with a service dog, The man had some sort of ailment that caused him to be hunched over and I think he had difficulty seeing. He was a really nice, chatty man and the dog which was kind of terrier which looked like the color of cookies and cream ice cream was really sweet. He referred to the dog as His "emotional support dog". if all people with emotional support dogs were like that rather than the Antifada woman they'd be fine. if you're a thug beating up people you don't deserve to have an emotional support dog,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (iVOAv)

291 Why are the floors so fucking sticky?

Posted by: Yankee Fan This Weekend at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (mcI77)

292 I like Debra Norville. If memory serves didn't she get dumped for a supposedly prettier face? Always liked her and hope she has a great life.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (CNHr1)

293 255 Brit Hume could sexually harrass me anyday. Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O) But how long could you listen to him whining about mean dumb conservatives primarying establishment candidates?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (cAnNx)

294 287 Megyn, Katie Couric, Rosie O'Donnell and Olberdick should all pitch in money together and start up the FDN, the Fucking Douche Network. Slogan: "All the celebs you love to hate, all on one channel!" Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (eMKNe) "Over here, guys!" - - Randi Rhodes, Al Franken

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (mbhDw)

295 272,

'feets, ya still got game.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (zOpu5)

296 So does Vanna White I think. Posted by: Under Fire Now there is a class act. Vanna White knows she has the best gig in the business. She gets to wear beautiful clothes, smiles and turns letters for a living. The peeps love her.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (79p/O)

297 276 If you are in the stands at Yankee Stadium I suggest keeping your peepers locked on the field. Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:28 PM (3myMJ) ======================= Because then you'll get to see Frankie Lindor blast a home run

Posted by: Look! An heifer! at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (xMu63)

298 FUCK THE GOPE and everyine of their enablers in the MSM.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (wAtQb)

299 Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (0tfLf) Did you take a fall out there? I'm worried about your reactions to perfectly typical and tame behavior around here.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:31 PM (3myMJ)

300 QVC: And now our new guest, Megyn Kelly !


MK: "This fine linoleum product is only $19.99, but if you call in the next 15 minutes you can get two for the price of ONE !"


Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (QC/4S)

301 255 Brit Hume could sexually harrass me anyday. Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O) But how long could you listen to him whining about mean dumb conservatives primarying establishment candidates? Posted by: buzzion I'd gag him...with my boobs!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (79p/O)

302 Big sale on at Voles-R-Us. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw) Sorry, JJ. Voles are omnivores. I see Muldoon riding proudly astride a tapir. Tapirs-R-Us is open till 9.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (9q7Dl)

303 Award for whoever it was who coined the term: Klantifa. That does it. Ok, good work, everybody. We'll think of some new cover for next year. Special thanks to those who have appeared in each edition of "grassroots, spontaneous" uprisings: Acorn, Occupy Wall Street, Ferguson, Antifa.... the list goes on.

Posted by: George Soros at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (OBJWS)

304 We'll know Megyn's hit bottom when she ends up unemployed, divorced, and named as Keith Olbermann's new girlfriend. She could never replace my beloved blow-up doll of lo these past 15 years, Collette.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 30, 2017 02:32 PM (eMKNe)

305 "Because then you'll get to see Frankie Lindor blast a home run" Try not to watch it go into the stands.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (3myMJ)

306 For your most cultured appreciation: She's a dude, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (LTHVh)

307 >> I like Debra Norville I would have liked her more if she had married into the Redenbacher Family.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (8HxgZ)

308 278 Megyn Kelly: "I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!" Wait, they have those!? Didn't realize it had become such a specialized industry. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:29 PM (H8S+R) Service animals in the Muslim world has a somewhat different meaning....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (mbhDw)

309 307 >> I like Debra Norville I would have liked her more if she had married into the Redenbacher Family. Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (8HxgZ) Heh, that's wright.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (mbhDw)

310 Emotional Support Dog is code for "I want to bring little Shitzy with me everywhere I go." Even the hospital waiting room.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (mcI77)

311 Fox News just showed the helicopter cartoon mentioned in a thread below.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 02:33 PM (IqV8l)

312 Hey no one is panicking over here! I mean, no one has even shit there pants or anything like that... Goddamnit who let Al Roker in here?

Posted by: NBC at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (4ErVI)

313 302 Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (9q7Dl) That is an historic nitpick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

314 145 Ya know how I know this is the real HQ?

Because Ace wandered off after pressing post and doesn't even know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:13 PM (LTHVh)




HEH!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (jjaLl)

315 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM Yes, kind of came out of the blue for me. I did get emails from SP and Sal Army right away which I am fine with because I donate to them after disasters. Really nothing wrong with the Angels' group wanting to raise extra money to help veterans with rebuilding/relocating etc expenses either, it just surprised me a bit because they mostly send care packages to the troops and do things like buying I-pads or talk to text software for injured veterans. None of them is doing the red cross thing and spending $$$ at FNM and Zuckerberg to advertise for folks to send $10 with a stupid text and then wonder why their cell phone bill is so high next month.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (eASYU)

316 I'd gag him...with my boobs!!! Posted by: mpfs, Clever girl. (ref*) It's his voice, isn't it?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:34 PM (3myMJ)

317 >>I also have Penthouse number one but it looks like someone spilled coffee on it.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

So, that's your explanation of why the pages are stuck together?

Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (/Nite)

318 304 We'll know Megyn's hit bottom when she ends up unemployed, divorced, and named as Keith Olbermann's new girlfriend. ***** I can see the ad campaign now: A Place for Dad!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (0tfLf)

319 283,
"Won't be Penthouse. It bit the dust a while a go."


Shows how long since I've been to a bookstore magazine rack.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (zOpu5)

320 I liked that look, though the lip glossed Ilsa She Wolf of the SS look has it's attractions. P.J. O'Rourke: No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (gIRsn)

321 311 Fox News just showed the helicopter cartoon mentioned in a thread below. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (IqV8l) ---- That Politico guy got torched on Twitter...tried to explain, made it worse. What a doofus.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (VduL8)

322 Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77) Well, it wasn't a hospital waiting room and the dog was very well behaved so I didn't care. He may have been joking somewhat about the "emotional support" and he was obviously somewhat disabled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (iVOAv)

323 I'd gag him...with my boobs!!! Posted by: mpfs, Clever girl. (ref*) It's his voice, isn't it? Posted by: Meremortal Bingo!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:35 PM (79p/O)

324 Emotional Support Dog is code for "I want to bring little Shitzy with me everywhere I go." Even the hospital waiting room. Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77) Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 02:36 PM (5VlCp)

325 Thank God, I finally get a break from that loser!

Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 02:36 PM (3myMJ)

326 But how long could you listen to him whining about mean dumb conservatives primarying establishment candidates? Posted by: buzzion I'd gag him...with my boobs!!! Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (79p/O) ========================== go on.....

Posted by: Brit Hume at August 30, 2017 02:36 PM (xMu63)

327 **TOP FIVE THINGS OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT MEGYN KELLY'S SHOW** 5. "Calgon, take me awaaaaaay!!!" 4. "Can't I kill myself? Why can't I kill myself?!?" 3. "Tell Rosie if it's still possible we'd love to have her, but it's fucking impossible to find or purchase that much food-grade lard in any one place." 2. "We're running low on Roger Ailes voodoo dolls" 1. (Over phone) "Yes Bob, tell me more about careers at Herbalife!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:36 PM (eMKNe)

328 This was the first person I've seen who said they had an emotional support animal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (iVOAv)

329 Probably already posted about, but this is priceless: http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv If it is or isn't the Mossad, that guy/gal needs an honorary Moron Membership.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (K2SnJ)

330 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (eASYU) Exactly, I think of them as sending care packages to the troops and Marines overseas. Just seems like a way to cash in on the hurricane BUT, I'm sure they will use the money for Vets there.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (ihmYw)

331 I bought a little t-shirt for WeaselDog that says SECURITY so she looks pretty official.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (Sfs6o)

332 Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap. Phrasing!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (LTHVh)

333 Well, you know, penguins. Birds that can't fly? They swim really well, though. Kids love them. They're adorable. Show up on beaches or parking lots sometimes. And funny! Really. C'mon, you know. Kowalski!

Posted by: Lisl at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (OAB5z)

334 I do love the service support dogs and cats that they bring to the nursing homes and pediatric units.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (LuKE7)

335 I see Muldoon riding proudly astride a tapir. Tapirs-R-Us is open till 9. ***** Nice. Is it true they are fat in the middle and get skinnier toward both ends?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:37 PM (mvenn)

336 294; throw kathy griffin on there. introduce her as tranny bonaduce. gold, i tell ya.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (KP5rU)

337 Posted by: mpfs, You're deeply welcome.

Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (3myMJ)

338 313 302 Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 07:32 PM (9q7Dl) That is an historic nitpick. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:34 PM (mbhDw) Hmmm...that would mean...that I'm an historic picker of nits. Historic. Eh, it's a legacy.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (9q7Dl)

339 329 Probably already posted about, but this is priceless: http://tinyurl.com/y9znr2yv If it is or isn't the Mossad, that guy/gal needs an honorary Moron Membership. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (K2SnJ) Genius. Gold-plated corrugated cardboard life membership for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (mbhDw)

340 299 Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 07:30 PM (0tfLf) Did you take a fall out there? I'm worried about your reactions to perfectly typical and tame behavior around here. Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:31 PM (3myMJ) ***** Well, I am going to the VA hospital to have my head examined. I will chalk this up to the normal tomfoolery.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (0tfLf)

341 My prediction: SmegAgain leaves her husband for a torrid affair with Lawrence O'Donnell. Winds up shooting heroin and smoking crack while ranting about "Trump ruined my life" Goes on Intervention, final credits read: Meghyn left treatment after three days, whereabouts unknown.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (HgMAr)

342 Once again I step away to pack (going to San Fran) and I come back and now instead of dick size, people want to know how JJ looks in a low cut dress. Well, sounds like appropriate reading for a San Francisco pregame warm-up.

Posted by: NBC Thinktanker at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (nNKHW)

343 to scrap a reliable long-running program in order to morph the former Fox News anchor and Donald Trump nemesis into an accessible, female-friendly personality for an ethnically diverse daytime viewership That's a big part of the problem right there. Democrats and lefty journalists will run cover for Bill Clinton. But Megyn attacked him for the stupid, nonsense bs that the leftists put out. It's like the recent attacks of Romney and McCain on him. Our side really contains some stupid people. They think that by attacking *their own side* they will appear noble and will garner some kind of universal appeal.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 02:38 PM (/qEW2)

344 Every time I hear "service animal" I get a picture in my mind of the screaming Black Panther rioter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (IqV8l)

345 Is it true they are fat in the middle and get skinnier toward both ends?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (mvenn)


I don't think so, but they may be able to cut interior threads

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (Gv+zt)

346 The notion of Meghan Kelly sitting next to a real campfire in a real forest in a real campground is so completely surreal - Salvador Dali would find it too absurd to paint such farce.

Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (WHVu+)

347 Well, you know, penguins. Birds that can't fly? They swim really well, though.

Not all that well.

Posted by: Leopard Seals at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (LAe3v)

348 I entered this thread with such gray abandon and now it's so plain.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2017 02:39 PM (mJ8mX)

349 "That Politico guy got torched on Twitter...tried to explain, made it worse. What a doofus." Note to self: Making fun of people hit by a horrible disaster may not be received well.

Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (3myMJ)

350 If they're having to try and turn MeAgain into an actual relatable human being, she's in trouble. It means they've done testing and surveys and viewings and all that jazz and the consensus is who bitch this is?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (4ErVI)

351 324 Emotional Support Dog is code for "I want to bring little Shitzy with me everywhere I go." Even the hospital waiting room. Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77) Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap. Posted by: Hairyback Guy
PHRASING!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (pY+s4)

352 Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap. Well, I've heard of men being lead around by their d** but this was a big guy with very poor eyesight and what looked to be a case of whatever the disease is that causes you to be hunched over. Not lead around by his d****, lead around by a black and white terrier with big ears and soft brown eyes. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:40 PM (iVOAv)

353 304; keefums could never find her boner garage. ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

354 My prediction:

SmegAgain leaves her husband for a torrid affair with Lawrence Rosie  O'Donnell.

Winds up shooting heroin and smoking crack while ranting about "Trump ruined my life"

Goes on Intervention, final credits read: Meghyn left treatment after three days, whereabouts unknown.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (HgMAr)




Close, fixed it for you! 

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (jjaLl)

355 Off awesome service animal sock, who will be back.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (3myMJ)

356 Get out of my head ace.

Posted by: bestie21 at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (7ouCO)

357 The notion of Meghan Kelly sitting next to a real campfire in a real forest in a real campground is so completely surreal - Salvador Dali would find it too absurd to paint such farce. Posted by: 13times I believe she was also playing the guitar. I want to vomit.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (79p/O)

358 Is it true they are fat in the middle and get skinnier toward both ends? Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (mvenn) =================== Oooh, no way I'm touching that!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:41 PM (xMu63)

359 Now that we're all here, let me tell you about the wonderfulness that is Amway!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (gC2IV)

360 chavez: LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (eMKNe)

361 323 I'd gag him...with my boobs!!! Posted by: mpfs, --- if the 'ettes can perform this service, i'm sure we could come up with an honorable mention list of victims recipients. for the children...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (vChNs)

362 The service animal fills the gap.
---

Posted by: toby the beagle at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (mJ8mX)

363 I believe she was also playing the guitar. I want to vomit. Posted by: mpfs "Good morning, starshine!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (eMKNe)

364 I'm also an Uber driver.

Posted by: MeAgain! at August 30, 2017 02:42 PM (ANIFC)

365 Goes on Intervention, final credits read: Meghyn left treatment after three days, whereabouts unknown. Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (HgMAr) I imagine there's a glory hole involved somewhere in this story.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (4ErVI)

366 I believe she was also playing the guitar. I gave my love a cherry ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:43 PM (LTHVh)

367 Get out of my head ace. Posted by: bestie21 at August 30, 2017 07:41 PM (7ouCO) Drink some water, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (3myMJ)

368 I believe she was also playing the guitar. I want to vomit. Posted by: mpfs "Good morning, starshine!..." Posted by: qdpsteve Next thing you know they will have her in some hellhole in Africa sitting around the campfire reciting poetry and handing out bags of rice.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (79p/O)

369 this was a big guy with very poor eyesight and what looked to be a case of whatever the disease is that causes you to be hunched over.

Possibly ankylosing spondylitis, aka spinal arthritis.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (LAe3v)

370 And Fox just hired Tomi Loran who is 22 years younger and hotter.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (XFue2)

371 This was the first person I've seen who said they had an emotional support animal. A friend of mine has one. It's just her dog. Surprisingly, gaming a government program is quite easy.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 02:44 PM (zEjuG)

372 mpfs, send her out with Bob Costas. "And now it's time for Megyn's weird exotic disease of the week!..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:45 PM (eMKNe)

373 $17 million a year for MeAgain's indignant face and blonde butch cut? And you Red Sox fans thought Pablo Sandoval's contract was money flushed down the toilet

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 02:45 PM (3i2nH)

374 Good morning, starshine!..." **** Another ear worm.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:45 PM (0tfLf)

375 Soon we'll have service chickens on buses.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:45 PM (mcI77)

376 I dying reading Milo "But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster?" the beast grumbled, leaving many to suspect had she not been turned down at the high school prom by the hideous fish-God Dagon her career might have turned out different.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (LTHVh)

377 s was a big guy with very poor eyesight and what looked to be a case of whatever the disease is that causes you to be hunched over. ***** I think he used to play for Notre Dame...

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (mvenn)

378 She doesn't realize or she forgot that she gained popularity on Fox News for pretending to be a confrontational conservative, but she gained notoriety on Fake News for being anti-Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (IDvUO)

379 And you Red Sox fans thought Pablo Sandoval's contract was money flushed down the toilet *You* Red Sox fans? Aren't we all Red Sox fans?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (gIRsn)

380 That's a big part of the problem right there. Democrats and lefty journalists will run cover for Bill Clinton. But Megyn attacked him for the stupid, nonsense bs that the leftists put out. It's like the recent attacks of Romney and McCain on him. Our side really contains some stupid people. They think that by attacking *their own side* they will appear noble and will garner some kind of universal appeal. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 07:38 PM (/qEW2) Or surrendering West Point to the other side. How'd (Howe'd?) that work out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i] at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (SRKgf)

381 Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 07:44 PM (zEjuG) I have no way of knowing if he was gaming a government program. Just a nice guy with a nice dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:46 PM (iVOAv)

382 There are fu!king penguins on my TV.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (BO/km)

383 "Next thing you know they will have her in some hellhole in Africa sitting around the campfire reciting poetry and handing out bags of rice." Surprised they haven't sent her down to Houston to do good works

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (jm1YL)

384 Yikes. I had a hunch that Notre Dame joke would not go over well.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (mvenn)

385 Soon we'll have service chickens on buses. Posted by: Under Fire You've never ridden a bus in Mexico have you?

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (79p/O)

386 364 I'm also an Uber driver. Posted by: MeAgain! at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC) --- Anything to be a star

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (vChNs)

387 Megan burned her conservative viewers, and the progressive hate her so who's going to watch her.

Posted by: Rose at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (3N8PC)

388 Just mixed the perfect vodka Gimlet. I have resolved myself to not being angry this evening. Watching the Mets game and the Mets are up on Cincy so I probably should turn it off now.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:47 PM (9A6UB)

389 Surprised they haven't sent her down to Houston to do good works Posted by: Tuna "I specifically requested a PINK wetsuit!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (eMKNe)

390 Megan burned her conservative viewers, and the progressive hate her so who's going to watch her. The same 10 people who still read excitable andrew sullivan, who did the same thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (IDvUO)

391 366 I believe she was also playing the guitar. I gave my love a cherry ... Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh) ---- isn't it better to take a cherry from your love?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (vChNs)

392 I have resolved myself to not being angry this evening. Kreplach-we won't recognize you . But there's always tomorrow. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (iVOAv)

393 It's a diversion. Nothing more. The equivalent of batboy at the checkout. Or who really killed the little girl n Colorado.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 02:48 PM (zLDYs)

394 Aren't we all Red Sox fans? Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn) Red Sox fans are one more reason to detest "Sweet Caroline"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 02:49 PM (3i2nH)

395 You've never ridden a bus in Mexico have you? I have. Mexico is an unsanitary shithole.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 02:49 PM (mcI77)

396 Has Meg been in a Sharknado yet? Maybe she can get jumped by a shark.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 02:49 PM (BO/km)

397 An historic nut shot.

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 30, 2017 02:49 PM (Tyii7)

398 Megan burned her conservative viewers, and the progressive hate her so who's going to watch her.

One possible cure? She has Michael Moore on her show and goes after him with a machete.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (O5Q3r)

399 Just mixed the perfect vodka Gimlet.

You aren't fooling anyone, you know.  You're drinking vodka straight, with a lime waved at it.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (LAe3v)

400 You can buy all the service dog uniforms, etc. on the net. Makes it tough on us pros.

Posted by: Service Animal #53711030 at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (3myMJ)

401 >>>He referred to the dog as His "emotional support dog". But all pets are for "emotional support". No one gets a pet because they think it will demoralize them. So the term is kind of redundant. Where's George Carlin when you need him?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)

402 *You* Red Sox fans? Aren't we all Red Sox fans? Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn) *glares*

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (dEQP3)

403 1. Piss off your conservative viewers 2. Join NBC 3. ? 4. Profit!

Posted by: MeAgain! at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (ANIFC)

404 Surprised they haven't sent her down to Houston to do good works Posted by: Tuna She doesn't exactly radiate warmth and sympathy

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (79p/O)

405 I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 02:50 PM (4ErVI)

406 *You* Red Sox fans? Aren't we all Red Sox fans? Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (gIRsn) Four words: Ground ball, right side.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (mbhDw)

407 Watching the Mets game and the Mets are up on Cincy so I probably should turn it off now. Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 07:47 PM (9A6UB) The reason for watching the Mets now is the same for watching a NASCAR race. You're just waiting to see who gets injured.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (3i2nH)

408 She doesn't exactly radiate warmth and sympathy Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys

If she radiates anything, it's gamma rays.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (LAe3v)

409 Good times never felt so good. *thud*

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 30, 2017 02:51 PM (Tyii7)

410 324 Yup....and it's usually a fat broad who hasn't seen dick in a good, long time. The service animal fills the gap. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 07:36 PM (5VlCp) Phrasing.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (sdi6R)

411 But all pets are for "emotional support". No one gets a pet because they think it will demoralize them. It is obvious that you've never owned a talking parrot. Mouthy bastards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (Mouru)

412 Four words:

Ground ball, right side.

Nah. That was a million years ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (O5Q3r)

413 377 s was a big guy with very poor eyesight and what looked to be a case of whatever the disease is that causes you to be hunched over. ***** I think he used to play for Notre Dame... Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (mvenn) Turned out to be a ringer.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 02:52 PM (0mRoj)

414 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw) His pelvis was shattered, damn it!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (3myMJ)

415 You've never ridden a bus in Mexico have you? First thing I thought of, too. Standing room only from Oaxaca to Tapachula with chickens next to my head. And bags of onions. Thankful I wasn't sitting under them.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (pszv/)

416 'I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. ' WHO WAS BEAR?

Posted by: Leonardo at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (BO/km)

417 404 Surprised they haven't sent her down to Houston to do good works Posted by: Tuna --- maybe she doesn't have the right shoes

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (vChNs)

418 Well, o.k. Should I ever get to see the guy with spinal arthritis and bad eyesight again I'll be sure to tell him that he got told off off. I will however refrain from kicking his little dog in the rear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (iVOAv)

419 >>>I believe she was also playing the guitar.<<<

No doubt strumming cords and chomping a cigar like Colonel Kilgore and queing steaks with the boys.

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 02:53 PM (eLttb)

420 BTW, here's the Vogue bitch who criticized the FLOTUS for the high-heels on the way to Texas:
https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (mJ8mX)

421 414 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw) His pelvis was shattered, damn it! Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:53 PM (3myMJ) Who, Buckner?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (mbhDw)

422 >>>I settled on the 'don't mess with me' brand. It has it's upsides but also it's downsides. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 07:00 PM (Az9eA) I took "What a nice guy!" brand. Which has left me broke and alone. But hey, I'm nice... ...I need bourbon.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (rJUlF)

423 So can I take a hooker as my support animal and not have to buy a 2nd ticket?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (vChNs)

424 399 Just mixed the perfect vodka Gimlet. You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're drinking vodka straight, with a lime waved at it. Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (LAe3v) **** Too much lime. One should merely look in the general direction of a line.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:54 PM (0tfLf)

425 420 BTW, here's the Vogue bitch who criticized the FLOTUS for the high-heels on the way to Texas: https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056 Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX) I'd rather stick my yutzik into the flaming molten turd creature with the claws on Star Trek.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (mbhDw)

426 It is obvious that you've never owned a talking parrot. Mouthy bastards. No. 2 Son had a parrot that mostly lived at his Mom's, but spent considerable time in my apartment. Destructive little fucker. His only means of exploring his world was by biting it. Furniture, picture frames, key fobs, eyeglasses. Anything he could get near he'd just chew to death.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (gIRsn)

427 Too bad all the people who would be at home tuning into to MeAgain literally hate white people.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (XFue2)

428 404 Surprised they haven't sent her down to Houston to do good works Posted by: Tuna --- maybe she doesn't have the right shoes Posted by: Buzzsaw90 I told you I wanted the PINK Hunter boots you fucking idiot!!!

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:55 PM (79p/O)

429 Anyone ever get an hysterectomy?  NO!  They all got a hysterectomy!

Every.  Single.  One.

Google my facts!  I DEFY YOU TO GOOGLE MY FACTS!!!

Posted by: Dang, defying people to Google his facts again at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (8b+oT)

430 " The notion of Meghan Kelly sitting next to a real campfire in a real forest in a real campground is so completely surreal - Salvador Dali would find it too absurd to paint such farce." I think they mis-spelled "glamping", where the "campfire concierge" comes by around and lights it around dusk. Call the front desk and room s

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7[/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (Umfx1)

431 @399 I cannot drink straight anything anymore. Sometimes I can manage a good scotch neat but I prefer it with a splash or two of water.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (9A6UB)

432 You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're drinking vodka straight, with a lime waved at it. Is that not perfect? After my day at work, it sounds perfect.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (pszv/)

433 Hi, I'm here at the Houston Convention Center where they've just brought some people in from the floods. Here's a little girl who just arrived. Hi, what's your na GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOES! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? THEY COST MORE THAN THAT HOUSE YOU JUST LEFT YOU LITTLE SHITSTAIN! Back to you in the studio, Jim.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (gC2IV)

434 "maybe she doesn't have the right shoes" I'll bet Melania would lend her a pair of her spectacular stilletos.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (jm1YL)

435 423 So can I take a hooker as my support animal and not have to buy a 2nd ticket? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (vChNs) ***** As long as she fits below the seat in front of you and between your legs...which is kind of the idea anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (0tfLf)

436 BTW, here's the Vogue bitch who criticized the FLOTUS for the high-heels on the way to Texas:
--

I believe we used to call those bag ladies. They were crazy.

Now they work for the MSM.

/explains a lot, doesn't it?

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 02:56 PM (aT+Bx)

437 'I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. ' --- & There, hanging on the door of the car, covered with blood, was a stainless steel hook!

Posted by: MeAgain at August 30, 2017 02:57 PM (vChNs)

438 But how does one "google" google facts?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (IDvUO)

439 YOU MEAN ME
J J

WHY U NO WRITE
JIM

Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (mJ8mX)

440 >>Aren't we all Red Sox fans? I like the Bill Buckner kind of Red Sox. Big fan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (/tuJf)

441 Can Google google itself??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (IDvUO)

442 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (gIRsn) Did you read the story about the robber in England who broke into a house and reached into a parrot's cage-I guess to take the parrot and sell it. The parrot bit his hand, the robber bled and they caught the thief because of his blood and DNA. Do I guess parrots which bite can sometimes be a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (iVOAv)

443 "I'm ready for my campout, Mr. DeMille!"

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (TmojR)

444 MeAgain and Acosta would be perfect together. After a few months they would both have their periods at the same time.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (79p/O)

445 Who's watching the Watchers??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (IDvUO)

446 439 YOU MEAN ME J J WHY U NO WRITE JIM Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (mJ8mX) No. I meant the giant steaming turd with Lincoln, Surak, Khaless, Zora and Colonel Green. And I'll write soon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 02:58 PM (mbhDw)

447 The thing they will take from Meagain flaming out will be the wrong lesson though. They probably saw it as a coop to 'steal' her from Fox. They also probably liked that she was hostile to Trump. They also probably figured that some of the viewers she had at Fox would follow her. Then she burned her viewers from Fox, who did not like her going after Trump like he owed her money and slept with her daughter. They especially did not like her then shedding the mask and showing herself as a liberal. Being hot only gets you so far. So the execs will look at this and see that 'conservatives' don't drive ratings, but what was she really conservative about to begin with? Morons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (K2SnJ)

448 Anyone ever get an hysterectomy? NO! They all got a hysterectomy! --- and you get an hysterectomy! and you get an hysterectomy! and you get an hysterectomy! and you get an hysterectomy!

Posted by: Grammer Ophrah at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (vChNs)

449 But all pets are for "emotional support". No one gets a pet because they think it will demoralize them. So the term is kind of redundant. Where's George Carlin when you need him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (/qEW2)


Adopt a feral kitten.  You will never fail to get fear and loathing interspersed with naked demands for food and attention.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (Gv+zt)

450 Who's fact-checking the Fact Checkers??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (IDvUO)

451 #433 It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (mJ8mX)

452 420 BTW, here's the Vogue bitch who criticized the FLOTUS for the high-heels on the way to Texas: https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056 Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX) That link needs a sanity warning. Remember how I kept saying that Lena Dunham was a 5, because she's average and ordinary looking, but not hideously ugly? This was what I was referring to.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (sdi6R)

453 Call the front desk and room service will bring you a loaner guitar.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7[/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (Umfx1)

454 But how does one "google" google facts?

Posted by: Soothsayer
-----
LOOK IT UP!!!  RIGHT THERE!!! *points at computer screen with one hand and wipes spittle off computer screen with the other*

Posted by: Dang, defying people to Google his facts again at August 30, 2017 02:59 PM (8b+oT)

455 Tucker Time!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 03:00 PM (nNKHW)

456 I've thought NBC was evil but not stupid. Didn't they think about all this stuff before they bought her?

Posted by: Henry Lee at August 30, 2017 03:00 PM (c/+wS)

457 WHY U NO WRITE
JIM
Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (
--
I'm female, and I understand this.

Not only that, I laughed.

/so sad...

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:00 PM (aT+Bx)

458 I'd rather stick my yutzik into the flaming molten turd creature with the claws on Star Trek. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw) Well, there was a molten pizza- but it did not have claws. I think you mean the salt vampire who lured men in and then showed the shaggy hair and the lamprey mouth. Yes, I am a geek. What of it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (K2SnJ)

459 I'm Still BIG! It's the new that got small

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (vChNs)

460 ME FUN DATE
JJ

BUILT LIKE BRICK
SHIT HOUSE ME

Posted by: the horta at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (mJ8mX)

461 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw) Yeah, and he had the flu. And a flat tire on the way to the game. I'd write more but but I had to shut the computer down due to a thunderstorm, there was a hole in the roof already so I went stargazing, I needed to run to the gas station and then get my car from the repair shop, and meanwhile had to stop the basement flooding.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (3myMJ)

462 Do pictures exist of this hiking camp out?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (XFue2)

463 I'd rather stick my yutzik into the flaming molten turd creature with the claws on Star Trek. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw) How would you know the difference?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (ihmYw)

464 I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. .............. Did she get poison oak on her bits from peeing in the woods and go full Sharon Stone with a scratching frenzy? No? Then forget it.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (HgMAr)

465 458 I'd rather stick my yutzik into the flaming molten turd creature with the claws on Star Trek. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw) Well, there was a molten pizza- but it did not have claws. I think you mean the salt vampire who lured men in and then showed the shaggy hair and the lamprey mouth. Yes, I am a geek. What of it? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (K2SnJ) NO. See me at 446.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:01 PM (mbhDw)

466 Megyn is suffering from Hubris.. which has introduced her to Nemesis... it's a Greek Tragedy... poor little thing.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (zSVEm)

467
Adopt a feral kitten. You will never fail to get fear and loathing interspersed with naked demands for food and attention.
---

So feral kittens are straight liberal women over 45 who have never been married who wonder why guys run away from them?

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (aT+Bx)

468 At the risk of being on the wrong side of a media firestorm of poll-results-dependent lifespan, I believe there are "I don't care if Meagain gets sacked by a Dothraki horde and eaten by rabid meerkats" on all sides.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (CiDqO)

469 Did she get poison oak on her bits from peeing in the woods and go full Sharon Stone with a scratching frenzy? No?
Then forget it. Posted by: wth
-----
Itchy is the new sexy.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (8b+oT)

470 Well, I, for one, would just choose "Mom Jeans Off Mode" for her, would helpfully stuff her panties into her joyfully shocked maw to deaden her shrieks of glee (such sophomoric concatenations are really unseemly at such times, would you not all agree?), and Proceed to Hit That Shit So Hard That Multiple Parallel Universes Would Spontaneously Burst Forth From My Forehead, Fully Formed. Yea, Verily.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (fM/oN)

471 Remember how I kept saying that Lena Dunham was a 5, because she's average and ordinary looking, but not hideously ugly? This was what I was referring to. That terrifying clown is the standard candle of ugly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (Mouru)

472 She insists upon herself.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:02 PM (0mRoj)

473 462 Do pictures exist of this hiking camp out? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (XFue2) Same photographer who shot Bill and Hillary dancing on the beach. Without musical accompaniment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (mbhDw)

474 *strums*

Goodnight you moonlight trannies, Rockabye sweet baby Shemp. Deep pinks and blues are the FMPs I choose, Won't you let me go down on my dyke, And rockabye sweet baby Shemp.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (Tyii7)

475 >>>Remember how I kept saying that Lena Dunham was a 5, because she's average and ordinary looking, but not hideously ugly? It's always a good idea to avoid 1s (and 10s) early in the scoring, because no matter how ugly that initial Lena Dunham is, there is always a triggly puff on deck.

Posted by: wooga at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (2CTHE)

476 She insists upon herself. Posted by: Insomniac Bravo!

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (79p/O)

477 So the execs will look at this and see that 'conservatives' don't drive ratings, but what was she really conservative about to begin with? Sun Tzu on when you see your enemy making a mistake - let them.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (TmojR)

478 Please let Megyn know that we have an opening waiting for her now that our former colleague Katie "Perky Katie" Couric has left to "spend quality time with family".

Posted by: Yahoo News. Your One Stop Shop For Left Wing Propaganda at August 30, 2017 03:03 PM (O5Q3r)

479 455 Tucker Time! --- Not anymore!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (vChNs)

480 Candy Crowley is my favorite reporter

Posted by: Megyn "Zach McAllister is my bitch!" Kelly at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (xMu63)

481 Remember how I kept saying that Lena Dunham was a 5, because she's average and ordinary looking, but not hideously ugly?
--

Isn't she the one who molested her younger sister?

As a female, no matter how attractive, rich or nice she might be, that means she's a 0.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (aT+Bx)

482 "BTW, here's the Vogue bitch who criticized the FLOTUS for the high-heels on the way to Texas:" Jealousy. They would have criticized her had she been wearing Keds. I thought she looked wonderful.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (jm1YL)

483 ME FUN DATE JJ BUILT LIKE BRICK SHIT HOUSE ME --- talk funny you do

Posted by: Yoda at August 30, 2017 03:04 PM (vChNs)

484 Salt-sucker, salt-sucker,
Suck me some salt,
Catch me a catch

Posted by: janice 'the molester' lester at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (mJ8mX)

485 480 Candy Crowley is my favorite reporter Posted by: Megyn "Zach McAllister is my bitch!" Kelly at August 30, 2017 08:04 PM (xMu63) Despite her size, she seems to have disappeared. Then again, I have no cable any more.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (mbhDw)

486 I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2017 07:50 PM (4ErVI) ............ They made a campfire inside a Winnebago?

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (HgMAr)

487 468 At the risk of being on the wrong side of a media firestorm of poll-results-dependent lifespan, I believe there are "I don't care if Meagain gets sacked by a Dothraki horde and eaten by rabid meerkats" on all sides. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (CiDqO) Oh, I don't care one thing about her... she is not that important, really, except in her own eyes... her smug just got a little tedious... but then again, she is scrawny.. if she ate something, she might be nicer.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (zSVEm)

488 Who's fact-checking the Fact Checkers?? Posted by: Soothsayer You cannot have an infinite regress of fact checkers. Therefore you must have at some point a prime unchecked fact checker. That would be us.

Posted by: MSM at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (/qEW2)

489 I love going camping.

I'd do it more often if I had a whole production crew that would tag along.

"Hey,  which one of you dip-sticks is gonna make me some firewood?  Chop, chop!  Literally!"

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (8b+oT)

490 Lena Dunham is a 5. On a 50 point scale.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 03:05 PM (CiDqO)

491 Who's fact-checking the Fact Checkers?? Well, duh, that's our job!

Posted by: The Fact Checkers at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (pszv/)

492 I cannot drink straight anything anymore... Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2017 07:56 PM (9A6UB) Go on.

Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (9q7Dl)

493 Wait... Megan is really just a better looking, thinner Hillary???

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:06 PM (3myMJ)

494 They made a campfire inside a Winnebago? Posted by: wth How bourgeoisie. It was probably a Prevost motorhome.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (79p/O)

495 "466 Megyn is suffering from Hubris.. which has introduced her to Nemesis... it's a Greek Tragedy... poor little thing." This is what I was hoping for with Obama. Still waiting.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (jm1YL)

496 So feral kittens are straight liberal women over 45 who have never been married who wonder why guys run away from them?
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)


The kittens tend to not have substance abuse issues.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (Gv+zt)

497 And Fox just hired Tomi Loran who is 22 years younger and hotter. ==== And about 16.57 million dollars cheaper.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (2wRtc)

498 Me again has an awesome future ahead of her as an infomercial spokesgal. I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (26wh7)

499 I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating. Was it the totally believable episode with Hillary in the woods?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (pszv/)

500 Back in a while; gotta see the Jays blow it against the aforementioned Boston.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 30, 2017 03:07 PM (mJ8mX)

501 SALT SHAKER!!!

Posted by: The Cult at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (8b+oT)

502 "coldly analytical"? Sorry. Hectoring and aggressive yes. Coldly analytical, no.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (CPk08)

503 491 Who's fact-checking the Fact Checkers?? Well, duh, that's our job! Posted by: The Fact Checkers at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (pszv/) --- I only check the fatties

Posted by: Chubby Checker at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (vChNs)

504 Meghan could co-host the Survivorman show with that Les dude. That would be funny. Or she could ride along on COPS episodes and interview the perps.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (Sfs6o)

505 When the picture was taken Melania was in DC, not in Texas so was the fashion writer from Vogue making some sort of comment on fashion? No, she was just doing a political hit job-who cares what Melania wears to get on a plane to Texas?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (iVOAv)

506 "I don't care if Meagain gets sacked by a Dothraki horde and eaten by rabid meerkats". That would be gold on pay-per-view.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7[/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (Umfx1)

507 Me again has an awesome future ahead of her as an infomercial spokesgal. I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry. Posted by: ALH === Shark Tank

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (2wRtc)

508 Itchy is the new sexy. Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 08:02 PM (8b+oT) That damn mouse!

Posted by: Scratchy at August 30, 2017 03:08 PM (ANIFC)

509 When the city hires private contractors for snow plowing, city employees are tasked to monitor them. They are called the Watchers. The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 03:09 PM (IDvUO)

510 Sorry, Yankeefan. *Breaks-out broom* #Tribefan

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) Peddler of ManOWar [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2017 03:09 PM (Ckg4U)

511 So far I like Tomi, want to reserve the judgement to spank her though.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:09 PM (pPKG5)

512 NO. See me at 446. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw) Ahh, the whateveritwas. My apologies. It is hard to keep the monsters straight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (K2SnJ)

513 I like Laura Ingraham, but I'm not really sure the Free Speech Movement started in Berkeley. I'm fairly sure it started in Lexington, Massachusetts.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (nNKHW)

514 I just saw some of the campfire tales with MeAgain. It's on youtube and it's absolutely nauseating. ---- This week on Sasquatch Hunters join me in...

Posted by: MeAgain at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (vChNs)

515 She wouldn't even make it as a fluffer.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (XFue2)

516 When the city hires private contractors for snow plowing, city employees are tasked to monitor them. They are called the Watchers.

The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers.
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This has a lot of potential.

Posted by: M. Night S, a director of some note at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (aT+Bx)

517 That terrifying clown is the standard candle of ugly. -- Scary. And what look is she going for? Is that supposed to be geisha makeup?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (OVUYQ)

518 493 Wait... Megan is really just a better looking, thinner Hillary??? Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 08:06 PM (3myMJ) --- aren't we all?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (vChNs)

519 The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers. Let no Watching go Unwatched!

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 03:10 PM (pszv/)

520 498 Me again has an awesome future ahead of her as an infomercial spokesgal. I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry. Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (26wh7) Oddly, I have had that thought in my head for a few weeks now. Jewelry or maybe hair products.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (CPk08)

521 I swear I've seen that 'person' from Vogue in a Shoppers of Walmart video.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (3myMJ)

522 No, she was just doing a political hit job-who cares what Melania wears to get on a plane to Texas?." Exactly. Normal people would assume she'd change her shoes before visiting a flood area.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (jm1YL)

523 Drunk Megyn Kelly falls into a campfire on pay-per-view.  You know that hair would go up in a brilliant Hindenburg-like flash.  Oh the humanity.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (8b+oT)

524 I actually feel bad for the Yankees and their fans. I don't even have it in me to mention how far behind they are now. Tough day for the pinstripes.

Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (UoSKV)

525 I would enjoy rubbing Laura Ingraham's vanilla-scented shoulders.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:11 PM (2wRtc)

526 525 I would enjoy rubbing Laura Ingraham's vanilla-scented shoulders. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (2wRtc) This made me LOL and I'm not quite sure why.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (0mRoj)

527 Steyn up next, I gotta get to bed because I get up to early

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (pPKG5)

528 233 Seriously, why are these news readers paid millions of dollars? They really are a dime a dozen. There is no discernible talent that can be measured. They read from a script, nothing is spontaneous. They could get a robot to do the job. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:20 PM (LuKE7) You know, there are a lot of actors who would jump at a gig like that, 6 month stints, decent pay, face time and acting chops, all they have to do is read off a teleprompter and make it sound chirpy and spontaneous. Get one who can fake an accent and you have a real winner. Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 07:22 PM (Gv+zt) Yeah, whadda YOU know?

Posted by: Andrea Thompson at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (iFZVz)

529 >>When the city hires private contractors for snow plowing, city employees are tasked to monitor them. They are called the Watchers. >>The Watchers have supervisors, whose job it it to watch the Watchers watching the snowplow drivers. Sounds efficient.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (8HxgZ)

530 I like Laura Ingraham, but I'm not really sure the Free Speech Movement started in Berkeley. I'm fairly sure it started in Lexington, Massachusetts. Posted by: Malcolm Tent Started when they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:12 PM (IqV8l)

531 aren't we all? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (vChNs) *googles 'uninhabited islands'*

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (3myMJ)

532 No. I meant the giant steaming turd with Lincoln, Surak, Khaless, Zora and Colonel Green. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw) The Lincoln looked like they pulled one of the robots from the Disney World Hall of Presidents. Surak looked like Ashton Kutcher with a bad Beatles haircut. Not exactly someone you want to go to war with. Kahless looked about as animate as a Klingon action figure. Colonel Green looked like a grown up version of Eddie Munster The scariest was definitely Zora, but only because she looked like what you'd get if Eleanor Roosevelt showered with Rogaine. When your chief antagonist literally looks like a giant pile of steaming shit, the writers and producers are just phoning it in at that point.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (3i2nH)

533 Hey, why does my microphone smell like a beer?

Posted by: Billy Joel at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (Mouru)

534 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:10 PM (K2SnJ) I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something?

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (2KqaE)

535 The city of Boston makes their snowplow drivers carry a gps transponder.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (IDvUO)

536 This made me LOL and I'm not quite sure why. Posted by: Insomniac === She would be all lawyerly and making incredibly well-researched points and arguments and I would just massage her neck and grunt affirmatively.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (2wRtc)

537 420 BTW, here's the Vogue bitch who criticized the FLOTUS for the high-heels on the way to Texas: https://twitter.com/RealEagleBites/status/903000052150317056 Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (mJ8mX) Holy shit. That's a war crime, what you just did.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (CPk08)

538 I swear I've seen that 'person' from Vogue in a Shoppers of Walmart video.

I've seen bail out of a tiny car at the circus.


Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (O5Q3r)

539 Back in the good ol' days, you could sleep while snowplowing. Or, do side work. Or, both.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (IDvUO)

540 The city of Boston makes their snowplow drivers carry a gps transponder. Posted by: Soothsayer
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In their bottoms.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (8b+oT)

541 I thought Me Again dressed really slutty when she interviewed Putin. Maybe she was looking for husband number 3.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (26wh7)

542 She would be all lawyerly and making incredibly well-researched points and arguments and I would just massage her neck and grunt affirmatively. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:14 PM (2wRtc) Man, that's smooth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (Mouru)

543 I like Laura Ingraham, but I'm not really sure the Free Speech Movement started in Berkeley. --- why HAVE free speech WHEN YOU can charge $750 A (hic) head?

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (vChNs)

544 Just opened my computer and came here. Your headline was definitely speaking to me. For the record, I never cared for Megyn Kelly. When everyone was fawning all over her, I was holding out for PAB, especially after seeing her Redeye intros. Now that I got rid of my cable, I rarely even see her.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 30, 2017 03:16 PM (IuYIh)

545 The fact that I spelled "concatenations" correctly shortly after having driven a newly purchased tow truck from Proctorville, WV to Gillettee, WY in 23.5 hours is frankly impossible to conceive. *thud!*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 03:16 PM (fM/oN)

546 I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something? Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE) If I remember right they both got whacked.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 03:16 PM (5VlCp)

547 What's killing NBC is it's taken them almost a year to really get her on the air with her new show.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (J70i0)

548 Man, that's smooth. Posted by: Cicero === Yeah. I am really good at fantasizing. "Well , good evening Ms. Remini. Massage?" " What do you think Laura? Does Leah deserve a massage?"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (2wRtc)

549 Actually if you want faked accents, try Maria Bamford.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (Gv+zt)

550 I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something? --- ya know, having an monster that can morph into any hot babe and only wants salt sounds like an pretty good deal... hey baby, you know what else tastes salty...

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (vChNs)

551 git along little doggies

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (Tyii7)

552 532 The scariest was definitely Zora, but only because she looked like what you'd get if Eleanor Roosevelt showered with Rogaine. Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (3i2nH) Okay, you made me laugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (mbhDw)

553 Whoa! Ace would love this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JCoMYpiA0 This is the most bizarre music vid you'll ever see. It's all kinds of messed up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (IDvUO)

554 Whatever happened to Jennifer Eccleston? Man, she was a dish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw)

555 Dammit Megyn Kelly just busted into my fantasy with her 10-year-old-skater-boy hair. Ugh.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (2wRtc)

556 Holy shit. That's a war crime, what you just did. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut
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She looks like someone shit a bunch of Skittles and it suddenly insisted upon itself.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (8b+oT)

557 "Now how about some toasted marshmallows and a little Spanish flamenco guitar right here in front of the campfire, kids?"

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (Mouru)

558 You cannot stop watching that music vid. Catchy tune. Can't understand a word they're saying.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (IDvUO)

559 She going down harder then a Joe Scarborough intern.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (q177U)

560 Me. Gyn. Sounds appropriate for her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (mbhDw)

561 Megyn Kelly is by far the lamest member of Hanson.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (TmojR)

562 561 Megyn Kelly is by far the lamest member of Hanson. Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (TmojR) Oom-Barf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (mbhDw)

563 Damn, I'd get me some of that Megyn Kelly AGAIN

Posted by: Bill O'reilly at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (uE80e)

564 Just looked up Lynn Yaeger. That cannot be real. Known for her Cupie doll lips and cuts her own hair! I'll have nightmares for days.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (N3JsI)

565 #MMMbop

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (Tyii7)

566 530 I like Laura Ingraham, but I'm not really sure the Free Speech Movement started in Berkeley. I'm fairly sure it started in Lexington, Massachusetts. Posted by: Malcolm Tent Started when they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l) Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (0mRoj)

567 I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something? Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE) IIRC, she ate the husband *rimshot* then got shot down like a scurvy dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (K2SnJ)

568 http://www.jennifer-eccleston.com/ Now on NBC

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (pPKG5)

569 396 Has Meg been in a Sharknado yet? Maybe she can get jumped by a shark. Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 07:49 PM (BO/km) Next up: reverse mortgage and catheter commercials.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i] at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (SRKgf)

570 562 561 Megyn Kelly is by far the lamest member of Hanson. Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (TmojR) Oom-Barf. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw) Hanson has actually become decent. https://youtu.be/56VPiS8dPDE https://youtu.be/TmG0DqhfDbY

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (cAnNx)

571 They can always revert to using "The Smart Choice" tagline that Colbert's show was using awhile back. Not using it any more AFAIK.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (GdgAM)

572 ( was wondering too)

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (pPKG5)

573 I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something? Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (2KqaE) No, remember that it was a shape shifter and looked like McCoy's old girlfriend. Spock tried beating the shit out of "Nancy" to prove to Bones that it's probably not a good idea to look up old girlfriends. After "Nancy" sends Spock flying with a casual slap, it finally occurs to Bones that even if this was "Nancy" she'd be a bitch to deal with when he came home late from the bar. Finally phasered "Nancy" before she put Kirk on a permanent low sodium diet.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (3i2nH)

574 I think Laura Ingraham smells like lemons and a hint of basil.  Maybe parsley.  But definitely lemons.

Okay,  maybe just one lemon.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:24 PM (8b+oT)

575 IIRC, she ate the husband *rimshot* then got shot down like a scurvy dog. --- that's what you get when you drink the vodka gimlet without the lime

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (vChNs)

576 If Megyn plays her cards right, she can slide into Sally Struthers gig doing commercials about home learning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

577 "The Smart Choice, Not The Dumb Choice Like Everyone Says"

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (TmojR)

578 I hear Aflac needs a new duck voice.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (2wRtc)

579 I remember the salt monster. And her husband abetting her. But now, dang you, I can't remember how it ended. Did they find a salt planet or something? Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop She had her hand against Kirk's face (in her human form). Kirk was screaming in agony. Then Spock showed up and shot her with his phaser. She reverted back to her monster form and died.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (/qEW2)

580 Hanson has actually become decent. Sounds like George Michael in the early 1990s. Which is a good thing. A great thing would be Primal Scream in the early 1990s . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (6FqZa)

581 568 http://www.jennifer-eccleston.com/ Now on NBC Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (pPKG5) Dude, that is some sort of perv stalker site. Yikes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw)

582 I think Laura Ingraham smells like lemons and a hint of basil. Maybe parsley. But definitely lemons. --- She's-a tasty meat-a-ball

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (vChNs)

583 Sally Struthers gig doing commercials about home learning. Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Hey kid,  you gonna eat that?  *eats that*

Posted by: Sally Struthers finishing the kid's meal at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (8b+oT)

584 579 She reverted back to her monster form and died. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (/qEW2) Michelle Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (mbhDw)

585 580 Hanson has actually become decent. Sounds like George Michael in the early 1990s. Which is a good thing. A great thing would be Primal Scream in the early 1990s . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa) Can't go wrong with a Blues Brothers tribute video with Weird Al in the background.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (cAnNx)

586 so yeah I was late, I just watched the msnbc video from the last thread. You could have srsly blown me over just breathing hard on me. I don't know what's up, but something is.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (FKrah)

587 Tough day for the pinstripes. Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (U 4 games vs Boston coming up, too!

Posted by: Only after the first date! [i] at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (fZlu3)

588 so what was the best star trek monster?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (vChNs)

589 Maybe Megyn Kelly can partner up with that pillow guy hawking 'My Pillow.com"

Posted by: Bill O'reilly at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (uE80e)

590 o what was the best star trek monster? Posted by: buzzsaw90
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The lizard guy.  Second place goes to the buttheads.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (8b+oT)

591 588 so what was the best star trek monster? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs) Mugatu and Gorn are HQ faves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (mbhDw)

592 You could have srsly blown me over just breathing hard on me. --- I need a mint (hic)

Posted by: Hilary! at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (vChNs)

593 Whatever happened to Jennifer Eccleston? Man, she was a dish. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw) She was very cute. Her twitter page says she's a foreign correspondent with ABC but don't check it out, you'll be disappointed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (auHtY)

594 so what was the best star trek monster? The Borg obviously, duh. Took me about a millisecond to think that up

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (6FqZa)

595 so what was the best star trek monster? === Opie Cunningham's kid. "TRANYA?" *shudder*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (2wRtc)

596 Next up: reverse mortgage and catheter commercials. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf) catheter?....The mind reels.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (CPk08)

597 so what was the best star trek monster?
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That band of space hippies.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (aT+Bx)

598 If the original series, the Doomsday Machine should count.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (6FqZa)

599 She can eat all the food that the copper pot guy cooks. Bitch needs to gain some weight.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (q177U)

600 Is Khan a monster?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (6FqZa)

601 595 Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (2wRtc) Clint Howard. Definitely not an oil painting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (mbhDw)

602 so what was the best star trek monster? === Space hippies!

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (T71PA)

603 602 so what was the best star trek monster? === Space hippies! Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA) Herbert! Herbert!

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (cAnNx)

604 Red Jack

Posted by: Scratchy at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (ANIFC)

605 I worked on Dean Koontz houses on Balboa Island and Newport Coast. A Steven King wannabe.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (6Ll1u)

606 598 If the original series, the Doomsday Machine should count. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa) ---- (spoiler alert) Decker dying really spooked me as a kid

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (vChNs)

607 so what was the best star trek monster? Posted by: buzzsaw90 The Doomsday Bugle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

608 the talking oil slick that killed Tasha Yar

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (IDvUO)

609 off, cartoon cat sock

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (ANIFC)

610 'so what was the best star trek monster? Giant Space Fart

Posted by: Leonardo at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (BO/km)

611 588 so what was the best star trek monster? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs) Not Charlie X, he was just annoying. Old school Borg? Before they personalized them they were perfect commie, faceless scum. I always liked the vampire cloud from Obsession. It is not a great monster, just a good vehicle for character development. Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (K2SnJ)

612 Wrong thinking will be punished. Right thinking will be just as quickly rewarded. Or something like that.

Posted by: ESPN HR Counsel at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (JyFLk)

613 guess we need a (worst) best and a (best) best

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (vChNs)

614 Space hippies!

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They were...bad.  So, so baaaaaad.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

615 "An historic" sounds entirely proper to me...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (e9G8E)

616 what was the best star trek monster? == tribbles!!!! so adorable!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (hMwEB)

617 Space hippies! Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 08:30 PM (T71PA) I only wished more had died.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (J70i0)

618 I may have spoke too soon and it's going to bite me in the ass. The water is rising pretty fast since they started releasing water from the dams. May be under mandatory evacuation shortly. Khaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (LuKE7)

619 The Rancor

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (ANIFC)

620 Landru. Mary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (mbhDw)

621 Galactus

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (q177U)

622 Sporadic posting means stale socks

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (JyFLk)

623 Me again has an awesome future ahead of her as an infomercial spokesgal. I can see her touting cookware or exercise equipment. Yes, or jewelry. Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2017 08:07 PM (26wh7) Oddly, I have had that thought in my head for a few weeks now. Jewelry or maybe hair products. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk0 The obvious thing would be Period Panties. For those busy days for gals on the go who have blood coming out of their...wherever.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (2NqXo)

624 If the original series, the Doomsday Machine should count.
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Star Trek writers, the day after Thanksgiving:

Writer 1: We need to write something.
Writer 2: I got nothing
Writer 3: Sigh. My wife made me make a cornucopia centerpiece and then as soon as company left, she threw it out.
Writer 1: A cornucopia?
Writer 3: Yeah, it looks like a big oil funnel filled with fruit
Writer 2: Wait a minute... I can do something with that..

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:33 PM (aT+Bx)

625 The flying flesh pancakes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:33 PM (K2SnJ)

626 Species 8472

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:33 PM (IqV8l)

627 @573 kb, I think you're right, it was Bones who shot the salt monster. But the main point is the underlying sexist subtext that tries to imply that women are guilty for electrolyte shortages.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:33 PM (/qEW2)

628 so what was the best star trek monster? What about the flying pancakes that took over people by slapping on their backs?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:33 PM (LTHVh)

629 The Space Nazis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:33 PM (mbhDw)

630 in re the sidebar comment about "anti fascist":

The Washington Examiner reporter is an ahistorical fool.

The Communists in the Republican government during the middle phase of the Spanish Civil war were using Antifa slogans to isolate and exclude the Anarchist elements prior to widespread purging and jailing them in 1937.  It was a ploy to identify the Anarchists as in league with the Nationalist who were supposedly getting massive support from the Italian Fascists -- in fact were accused of engineering influxes of brigades of Italian soldiers to undermine the Republic, or at least undermine the Communists who were getting funding and arms from the Russians. 

browsing lightly, it looks like the term went further back, but it was mostly focused against the Italians, not so much the Germans.

You know, the Italians, the people who invented fascism?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (Gv+zt)

631 Another example of what I call "The Dixie Chicks Syndrome". i.e. know your audience.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (6n332)

632 what was the best star trek monster?
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Easy!  Darth Vader!

Posted by: Dang, just trying to stir things up at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT)

633 Best Star Trek monster? The Horta.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (Sfs6o)

634 624 Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (aT+Bx) As a show biz professional, I can confirm that your depiction is essentially quite accurate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (mbhDw)

635 Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ) I liked the doomsday machine episode. They ruined the Borg.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (J70i0)

636 Sulo with about a 12 pack of Pabst in him

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (uE80e)

637 633 Best Star Trek monster? The Horta. Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 08:34 PM (Sfs6o) Oddly enough, horta is a bitter green vegetable that is a staple in Greek cuisine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)

638 Is Q a monster? If so, him. If not, maybe the mind-control earworms from ST II. Though not a great film, the entity pretending to be God in ST V was prety solid. As was V-ger in ST I, if one considers an AI to be a monster.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (H5knJ)

639 627 @573 kb, I think you're right, it was Bones who shot the salt monster. But the main point is the underlying sexist subtext that tries to imply that women are guilty for electrolyte shortages. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (/qEW2) Well.... they do steal your Manly essences!

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (NgKpN)

640 Drill Thrall Leader was kind of menacing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)

641 Tribbles - monster or pet?

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (Sfs6o)

642 Aww, the Horta was sweet, when it was murdering people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (LTHVh)

643 Best Star Trek monster...

Sulu

/drops mike

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (mQ0Mc)

644 Nomad was kinda like Charlie X, an hugely dangerous child

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (vChNs)

645 629 The Space Nazis. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw) That was actually an interesting episode. The guy who set the thing up argues that Nazism was one of the strongest political philosophies of old earth. Spock supports the idea. Then Kirk points out that DEHUMANIZATION AND REPRESSION ARE INHERENT PARTS OF THIS SYSTEM (and socialism in general.) It was a great episode that got to the heart of the matter, back when we knew who the real enemies were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (K2SnJ)

646 Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:33 PM (LTHVh) Flying pancakes. LOL. I sort of thought they looked like stingrays but maybe your description is better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (iVOAv)

647 635 They ruined the Borg. Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (J70i0) Sorry. Swedish tennis player. Script fail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)

648 The Horta was misunderstood!

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (Sfs6o)

649 Recent Fistfighting Action Spock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (rjrh3)

650 639 627 @573 kb, I think you're right, it was Bones who shot the salt monster. But the main point is the underlying sexist subtext that tries to imply that women are guilty for electrolyte shortages. --- but the future will have Brawndo!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (vChNs)

651 Sulo with about a 12 pack of Pabst in him Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (uE80e) Han Sulo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (auHtY)

652 But the main point is the underlying sexist subtext that tries to imply that women are guilty for electrolyte shortages.
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OMG.

Then we, and by we I mean "women",  were completely and utterly responsible for Ace's Horrible Hydration Hospitalization!

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (aT+Bx)

653 Kirk is obviously the worst monster. You did see the episode where he denied the captaincy to woman? Last episode ever and it's obvious why.

Posted by: Feminist at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (J70i0)

654 AN Horta.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (Sfs6o)

655 645 It was a great episode that got to the heart of the matter, back when we knew who the real enemies were. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (K2SnJ) Actually, I am trying to formulate a post about how Gorgo the Friendly Angel mirrors today's academia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (mbhDw)

656 so what was the best star trek monster? ==== Captain Katherine Janeway

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (2wRtc)

657 644 Nomad was kinda like Charlie X, an hugely dangerous child Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs) Nomad was essentially a test run for V'ger. One could argue 'Time' from City on the Edge of Forever. Great episode.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (K2SnJ)

658 Best Star Trek monster? The Doomsday machine.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (OBJWS)

659 Han Sulo? Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY) Wahr Eet Go?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

660 The Horta was misunderstood! Like I Am Legend, it turns out that we are the monsters.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (LTHVh)

661 I have a soft spot for Mudd's women. Of course, it was a hard spot first...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (vChNs)

662 The obvious thing would be Period Panties. For those busy days for gals on the go who have blood coming out of their...wherever.

Hilarious!!

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (uE80e)

663 614 Space hippies! -- They were...bad. So, so baaaaaad. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (mQ0Mc) Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (0mRoj)

664 The best Star Trek monster EVAAAAAH was the monster in my pants at the sight of LT Uhura in her "Mirror, Mirror" uniform...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (e9G8E)

665 Tribbles - monster or pet? Service monsters.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (OBJWS)

666 Mugatu and Gorn are HQ faves. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw) Costumes so bad they were good. Although with the Mugato I didn't notice much since I was very focused on Nancy Kovacs' very ample cleavage in that mohair halter top and her fantastic ass in those skintight leather pants. The Gorn looked like he should have stomped on a scale model of Tokyo as a warmup. The sight of Sulu running in a blind panic would have made it perfect. I got a kick out of Kirk chucking a boulder at the Gorn and it had all the stopping effect of a wad of Jello. The Gorn then picks up a boulder the size of a Buick and sails it like a Jay Cutler Hail Mary pass, but fortunately for Kirk it was just as accurate. For a laugh, see the Shatner rematch with The Gorn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hnBp7x2QAE&t=7s

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (3i2nH)

667 Beale and Loki. Half Black Lives Matter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (mbhDw)

668 605 I worked on Dean Koontz houses on Balboa Island and Newport Coast. A Steven King wannabe. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (6Ll1u) == is he a nice guy? I likje his Odd Thomas series

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (hMwEB)

669 While we wait forAce to Unban himself fix the blog, can anyone give me a link to the Antifa chanting about no more USA? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:59 PM (J+eG2) Sure I'm late. That's never stopped me before. Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9XbO1RsP5s

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (z79tQ)

670 That band of space hippies. Posted by: shibumi If that were remade today they'd be space antifa.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (/qEW2)

671 Her campfire segments should be sponsored by Camping World.She could hasten her death spiral and take that ceo schmuck down with her in flames.

Posted by: YTown Guy at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (b0UWr)

672 644 Nomad was kinda like Charlie X, an hugely dangerous child Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs) In many ways, that's the story of the Left.

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (ANIFC)

673 Was Vaal a monster? He cared for his people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (LTHVh)

674 Does bearded Spock count?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (vChNs)

675 611 Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ) I used to love Bugles when I was a kid. I swear they used an actual Bugle for that episode.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (sdi6R)

676 I'm liking Tucker's new schtick.... "If we ever get a Republican-controlled Congress"

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (nNKHW)

677 Wrong thinking will be punished. Right thinking will be just as quickly rewarded. Or something like that. Posted by: ESPN HR Counsel at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (JyFLk) Wrong thinking will be punished. Right thinking will be just as quickly rewarded, until it turns into wrong thinking, in accordance with the current needs of the Party, comrade!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (gwPgz)

678 As a show biz professional, I can confirm that your depiction is essentially quite accurate.
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LOL.

In my imagination, Writer 3 has to call home and have his wife retrieve the cornucopia, which was actually a paper mache project done by their kid, from the garbage. She then has to drive it over to  the studio, and hand to it him; he passes it off to the props department, who are tasked with "making it look like some sort of  giant space weapon."

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (aT+Bx)

679 Tribbles - monster or pet? A Klingon playwright did once write an opera about the Great Tribble Hunt. He was stripped of his lands and titles, and ritually suffocated, by Tribble.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (6FqZa)

680 If that were remade today they'd be space antifa. Reavers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (LTHVh)

681 653 Kirk is obviously the worst monster. You did see the episode where he denied the captaincy to woman? Last episode ever and it's obvious why. Posted by: Feminist at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (J70i0) THIS is why Trump signed the No Trannies in Combat EO Besides, I never got to find out what it was like to fuck myself

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (3i2nH)

682 675 611 Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ) I used to love Bugles when I was a kid. I swear they used an actual Bugle for that episode. Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R) Wasn't a cereal shaped like Bugles? Quisp or Quake maybe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (mbhDw)

683 Best Star Trek monster - Wesley Crusher

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (hMwEB)

684 I'm liking Tucker's new schtick.... "If we ever get a Republican-controlled Congress" Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (nNKHW) Heh, that's very good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (auHtY)

685 >>>Best Star Trek monster? <<<

Jojo Krako

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (eLttb)

686 The scariest was definitely Zora, but only because she looked like what you'd get if Eleanor Roosevelt showered with Rogaine. Posted by: kbdabear --------- Arrrrgh. Now I have to try to forget that image.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (/ZEVC)

687 Bonk bonk on the head! Louise, with the full on venereal warts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (mbhDw)

688 best star trek monster? dr. daystrom

Posted by: Anachronda at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (IUFR3)

689 LEFT half Black Lives Matter! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw ---- FIFY

Posted by: Lokai at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (vChNs)

690 Quisp was shaped like flying saucers.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (BO/km)

691 I'm fairly certain saying "quisp" is a hate crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (rjrh3)

692 You did see the episode where he denied the captaincy to woman? Last episode ever and it's obvious why.
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That was on a few months ago.

I watched it in abject horror as I realize that crazy body stealing woman was the 1960's version of several angry and bitter aging uber liberal women I know.

Kind of scary.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (aT+Bx)

693 Comets become first WNBA champions On Aug. 30, 1997, the Comets defeated the Liberty 65-51 in the league's inaugural championship.

Posted by: ESPN - Sports You Care About! at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (pszv/)

694 so on that msnbc, ap/latimes/ turn around on free speech. what about all the doxed twitterers/googlers/ tec. or people that have lost jobs over this whole hearted attempt by the left to wack everyone with different thoughts?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (FKrah)

695 Worst monster? Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Or his wife. Take your pick.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (2NqXo)

696 Wesley

Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (Tyk2V)

697 685 >>>Best Star Trek monster? <<< Jojo Krako Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (eLttb) Bela Oxmyx.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)

698 For sheer diabolicalness (Is that word) I'd go with the the friendly angel. For creepiness I'd with the looks of the salt creature when it wasn't Nancy. Can't really discuss the follow up series-didn't see much of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (iVOAv)

699 693 Comets become first WNBA champions On Aug. 30, 1997, the Comets defeated the Liberty 65-51 in the league's inaugural championship. Posted by: ESPN - Sports You Care About! at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (pszv/) Was that in basketball or scissoring?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i] at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (SRKgf)

700 Wesley Crusher If I had a son...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (pszv/)

701 Yangs and Comms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

702 Actually, I am trying to formulate a post about how Gorgo the Friendly Angel mirrors today's academia. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw) TOS did that a lot. One could argue the Landru episode (whose name escapes me atm) was also about the mindless, shuffling hordes. "Not of the body."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (K2SnJ)

703 Jojo Krako Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 08:43 PM (eLttb) Bela Oxmyx. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw) Mojo Jojo

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (T71PA)

704 Flying pancakes. LOL. I sort of thought they looked like stingrays but maybe your description is better. Posted by: FenelonSpoke That's not a stingray. THIS is a stingray.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (IqV8l)

705 I tried watching her little camping video. Not sure why I tried, but I did. "My Thummer of Yeth" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51gCk7M3Zgo I'm dumber now. I only watched about 45 seconds of it. In 3 separate pieces. And I'm dumber now.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (CPk08)

706 675 611 Then there is the burnt Bugle corn snack- Eater of Worlds! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:31 PM (K2SnJ) I used to love Bugles when I was a kid. I swear they used an actual Bugle for that episode. Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R) They put twenty coats of paint on an old wind sock to make it look like a bugle.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (IWbvi)

707 Nancy Kovack https://goo.gl/images/1UxrMb

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (2wRtc)

708 A Piece of the Action was fine Trek. Hey! That's The Book!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (LTHVh)

709 Let's face it, TOS has memorable monsters because they had to write decent stories to cover for the fact they had no special effects budget.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (J70i0)

710 672 644 Nomad was kinda like Charlie X, Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 08:36 PM (vChNs) Charlie was Anthony Freemont as a teenaged geek. Kirk says to the Ghost Head who was taking Charlie back; "He belongs with his own kind", but Ghost Head read Kirk's eyes which said "GET THIS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC DORK OFF MY SHIP!!!!"

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (3i2nH)

711 The best monster was the grown baby that used the robot to scare and intimidate before he relented and had drinks in his bed with Kirk. Kinda like George Soros.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (5VlCp)

712 702 Actually, I am trying to formulate a post about how Gorgo the Friendly Angel mirrors today's academia. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw) TOS did that a lot. One could argue the Landru episode (whose name escapes me atm) was also about the mindless, shuffling hordes. "Not of the body." Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (K2SnJ) Return of the Archons. Jeez, I actually remember that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw)

713 I'd spend $100 on pay per view to watch the WNBA champions play a boys high school team. Any boys high school team. Pick one out of a hat. Only restriction is they can't be in contention for a championship themselves. It has to be an also-ran boys basketball team.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (rjrh3)

714 "Smear the Quisp" was a favorite childhood game.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (2wRtc)

715 682 Wasn't a cereal shaped like Bugles? Quisp or Quake maybe? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw) According to Wikipedia: "Quisp is a baked paste of corn meal and syrup shaped like saucers. The taste is similar to fellow Quaker Oats cereal, Cap'n Crunch. Quake cereal was produced by the same process and ingredients, but shaped like the letter Q."

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (sdi6R)

716 OT: It looks like the WB will be making an a remake of "Lord of the Flies"... with an all female cast.

Posted by: The Library Hat at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (GYQk6)

717 (whose name escapes me atm) The Return of the Archons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (LTHVh)

718 That was on a few months ago. I watched it in abject horror as I realize that crazy body stealing woman was the 1960's version of several angry and bitter aging uber liberal women I know. Kind of scary. --- So Kirk road-tested herself before switching back, right?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (vChNs)

719 Vol is Love. Like love trumps hate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

720 Good Star Trek monster talk! Can't get enough of that!!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (O5Q3r)

721 Lurch was a monster in a Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (/qEW2)

722 How is score kept in scissoring?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (XFue2)

723 Yeah, I said "an historic," and yeah, I knew it would bother you. That's right -- specifically you. I think both "a historic" and "an historic" are equally acceptable. The "h" is just a weird sort of half-consonant, semi-pseudo-guttural thing - not to mention the different ways people generally pronounce it, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (rZ+mb)

724 Doomsday Machine was one of the best not just because it was well written, it was great because William Windom chewed so much scenery that Shatner nearly starved to death.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (3i2nH)

725 721 Lurch was a monster in a Star Trek episode. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2) Rock! Protect! THAT was the equation!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

726 701 Yangs and Comms. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:45 PM (mbhDw) "INg PLag neesta" "You have slurred the intent like you have slurred the words! More powerful and beautiful words than had ever been spoken before or since: "We the People..." I got a thrill the first time I watched that episode as a kid. Yep, I was a lost cause to the left from the start.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (K2SnJ)

727 That was on a few months ago. I watched it in abject horror as I realize that crazy body stealing woman was the 1960's version of several angry and bitter aging uber liberal women I know. Kind of scary. Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (aT+Bx) Recently, I hear or see something from the past and I think, that would never get made today. Heard Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" and chuckled with the line of "I am a man who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of." The vapors it would cause today.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (J70i0)

728 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (rZ+mb) Heh Looks more like a kiss up ///

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (ZTRlp)

729 "The Outer Limits" had some freaky looking monsters

Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (ANIFC)

730 724 Doomsday Machine was one of the best not just because it was well written, it was great because William Windom chewed so much scenery that Shatner nearly starved to death. Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (3i2nH) I liked him in "My World, and Welcome To It." Mostly because I had kind of a crush on Lisa Gerritsen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)

731 How is score kept in scissoring? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (XFue2) ====== By observing the number of times the little man in the boat falls overboard.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (rKQnr)

732 727 Heard Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" and chuckled with the line of "I am a man who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of." The vapors it would cause today. Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:50 PM (J70i0) The remake is "The Glory of Hole."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (mbhDw)

733 it was great because William Windom chewed so much scenery that Shatner nearly starved to death. That's the secret to good First Series Trek - find a bigger ham than the Shat. Ricardo Montalban, Christopher Plummer . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (6FqZa)

734 she looked like what you'd get if Eleanor Roosevelt showered with Rogaine. ***** Rogaine? The dude from Nirvana?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (mvenn)

735 OT: It looks like the WB will be making an a remake of "Lord of the Flies"... with an all female cast. Posted by: The Library Hat at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (GYQk6) Duchess of the Felines

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb)

736 OT: It looks like the WB will be making an a remake of "Lord of the Flies"... with an all female cast. Posted by: The Library Hat at August 30, 2017 08:48 PM (GYQk6) So, high school replayed on an island.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (J70i0)

737 Nancy Kovack https://goo.gl/images/1UxrMb Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (2wRtc) Nancy Kovack was beautiful. Another beautiful actress who did a lot of TV shows in the mid-60s was Diane McBain

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (auHtY)

738 Michael J. Pollard was a monster. Thought he was hot shit. Shatner put him in his place.

Posted by: Zombie Leonard Nimoy at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (bc2Lc)

739 We are smart! We are strong!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (rnAwa)

740 The remake is "The Glory of Hole." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 08:52 PM (mbhDw) In many ways the story of Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (auHtY)

741 True fact: Star Trek VI has been ruled as treyf by the Chief Rabbinate, because of the excess of ham on display.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (6FqZa)

742 I think Kirk got really bored being on the ship, and went down to every planet just to meet new alien girls. And he took Spock and Bones, because their arguing amused the eff out of him.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (aT+Bx)

743 I'd be remiss in my Compliance Pics duty if I didn't link my fellow Morons to my "Women of Star Trek TOS" archive; www.pinterest.com/kevinburns186/women-of-star-trek-tos/

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (3i2nH)

744 OT: Anybody else having trouble accessing Robert Stacey McCain's blog? I keep getting a Permission Denied message.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (cct0t)

745 Speaking of Star Trek, "What's On Your Mind" by Information Society just popped up on the play list. "Pure energy...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)

746 Common core math on Tucker, except they don't call it common core.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (IWbvi)

747 Mostly because I had kind of a crush on Lisa Gerritsen.

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I always wondered what happened to lil' Bess Lindstrom.  She just left the biz altogether, I guess.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (mQ0Mc)

748 Speaking of Star Trek, this is quite scary...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (e9G8E)

749 There is so much ham in Star Trek VI that the state of North Carolina has a no-limit hunting licence on copies of the DVD.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (6FqZa)

750 STARZ has been running Galaxy Quest a lot lately. I still find it entertaining. Tim Allen gets back to the ship and Alan Rickman (rolls his eyes) Oh, I see you've managed to lose your shirt again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (auHtY)

751 747 I always wondered what happened to lil' Bess Lindstrom. She just left the biz altogether, I guess. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (mQ0Mc) That's what it says on IMDB. Married up in the Bay area and in real estate biz. *sigh*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (mbhDw)

752 749 There is so much ham in Star Trek VI that the state of North Carolina has a no-limit hunting licence on copies of the DVD. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 08:54 PM (6FqZa) The thing was in TOS Shatner did not seem that hammy. The character was well written, so he came across as a passionate leader. It was contrasted by Spock and McCoy (and lets not forget the walls that Deforest Kelly picked out of his teeth in the old days.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (K2SnJ)

753 prediction: Tucker is going to have an increasingly difficult time finding committed, excitable idiots as guests for the show.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (2wRtc)

754 Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (cct0t) Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (iVOAv)

755 Worst TOS is that stupid episode with the empath.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (J70i0)

756 Kodos was a moral monster, but he changed his sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (/qEW2)

757 Heh Looks more like a kiss up /// Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 08:51 PM (ZTRlp) You're too refined to say "brown-nosing", huh Seriously, I have had questions about the prper indefinite article to use with certain "h" words. Frankly, they both sound incorrect. I think that we need to get rid of the "h" or ... add a new indefinite article for it - "ax"!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (rZ+mb)

758 OT: It looks like the WB will be making an a remake of "Lord of the Flies"... with an all female cast. **** Will they cast Frodo as a female, or have a new character equivalent?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (mvenn)

759 Common core math on Tucker, except they don't call it common core. Posted by: Burnt Toast They have to change the name every ten years or so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (IqV8l)

760 755 Worst TOS is that stupid episode with the empath. Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0) Nice bod, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

761 Without the audience she insulted and abandoned, she's Just Another Blonde.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (knKQ1)

762 $100 on pay per view to watch the WNBA champions play a boys high school team The boys use the larger and heavier NBA basketball, too, which is not going to help the women.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (OBJWS)

763 STARZ has been running Galaxy Quest a lot lately. I still find it entertaining. Tim Allen gets back to the ship and Alan Rickman (rolls his eyes) Oh, I see you've managed to lose your shirt again Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (auHtY) Great movie. Obvious he was just harassing Allen's character because he cracks a big grin immediately after it.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (J70i0)

764 Common core math on Tucker, except they don't call it common core.
Posted by: Burnt Toast


They have to change the name every ten years or so.

Like Global Warming.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (O5Q3r)

765 In the words of Dr. McCoy, "the thread's dead, Jim."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (mbhDw)

766 755 Spock's Brain, in a walk.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (knKQ1)

767  Worst TOS is that stupid episode with the empath.
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Yeah, Space Hippies always annoyed me. And 1/2 black, 1/2 white Frank Gorshin.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (aT+Bx)

768 Worst TOS is that stupid episode with the empath. Nice bod, though. ==== Space mime

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (2wRtc)

769 711 The best monster was the grown baby that used the robot to scare and intimidate before he relented and had drinks in his bed with Kirk. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 08:47 PM (5VlCp) The funny thing now is that robot Balok looks like that old guy puppet on The Muppets who insulted the acts from the balcony. Here's Clint Howard reprising "Balok" on a Comedy Channel roast of The Shat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cdXv93cRY

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (3i2nH)

770 Common core math on Tucker, except they don't call it common core. Posted by: Burnt Toast Common Core ... the method of teaching math thought up by people who scored 400s on the math section of the SATs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (rZ+mb)

771 OT: It looks like the WB will be making an a remake of "Lord of the Flies"... with an all female cast. That actually could be kind of interesting, if they go into the whole "Mean Girls" dynamic.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (sdi6R)

772 Another gorgeous actress on Star Trek was Sheri Jackson.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (auHtY)

773 Paul Ryan now says he, "denounces antifa even more than Nancy Pelosi does!" The quote is fake but accurate.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (IWbvi)

774 Beaumont, Texas. A family name for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (/ZEVC)

775 William Windom's great-grandfather (of the same name) was a Senator from Minnesota and twice Secretary of the Treasury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (CSMDm)

776 Lee Merriwether as Losira, the hologram killer. "I am for you, Sulu."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (mbhDw)

777 And 1/2 black, 1/2 white Frank Gorshin. = heh. Such a subtle reference to racism. Subtle.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (2wRtc)

778 The thing was in TOS Shatner did not seem that hammy. The character was well written, so he came across as a passionate leader. It was contrasted by Spock and McCoy (and lets not forget the walls that Deforest Kelly picked out of his teeth in the old days.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 08:55 PM (K2SnJ) Shatner liked to speak dramatically. But yeah his character was much more rounded than what JJ-Trek created. Meyer talks on the TWOK commentary about how he would have Shatner do a scene repeatedly until Shatner wore down and wasn't punctuating every word.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (J70i0)

779 "an historic" Must come from British. 'H' is a little lighter, maybe because of all our French words, and it's not even there in Cockney. "'ose 'ouse is 'at one?!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (kuiuS)

780 Worst TOS is that stupid episode with the empath.

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Yeah, Space Hippies always annoyed me. And 1/2 black, 1/2 white Frank Gorshin.

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Isn't that funny?  I love the Original Star Trek series.  Even own them all on DVD.  But I can hardly get through The Empath, don't like the Frank Gorshin episode and Space Hippies is just surreal in its awfulness.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (mQ0Mc)

781 772 Another gorgeous actress on Star Trek was Sheri Jackson. Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (auHtY) Hell, yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (mbhDw)

782 Tucker is going to have an increasingly difficult time finding committed, excitable idiots as guests for the show. Posted by: Mortimer So, he can do more interviews with Steyn.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (/qEW2)

783 708 A Piece of the Action was fine Trek. Hey! That's The Book! Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 08:46 PM (LTHVh) I loved it when Spock told Oxmyx to go home and get his fuckin' shine box.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (3i2nH)

784 Star Trek monster: Vedek/Kai Wyn from Deep Space Nine. Fake religious zealot that actually is only interested in gaining power for herself, and eventually voluntarily chooses to follow her religion's version of Satan, again for her own personal power.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (cAnNx)

785 Random 80's movie rewatch this week where I must have thought what the 2017 version would look like... Three Men and a Baby..... It is so 80s and dated-the music, plot, hairdos, chest hair (Selleck, yum) and would never, ever get made today These days, they would be a polygamous gay black-hispanic-manbun SJW three person 'marriage'....the baby would be genderless, like baby X....the mom would also be a transgendering man......or it was a sperm bank pregnancy....

Posted by: Goldilocks at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (zz1sH)

786 Yeah, Space Hippies always annoyed me. And 1/2 black, 1/2 white Frank Gorshin. Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:59 PM (aT+Bx) Anytime TOS got overtly political, the episode was horrible.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (J70i0)

787 Beaumont, Texas. A family name for me. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 09:01 PM (/ZEVC) Named after Hugh?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (auHtY)

788 We were for antifa before we were against it.

Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (/ZEVC)

789 No wait! The worst Star Trek monster is whatever dipshit redesigned the Klingons for the new Star Trek Discovery series.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (cAnNx)

790 725 721 Lurch was a monster in a Star Trek episode. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 08:49 PM (/qEW2) I needed a cold sonic shower after seeing "Andrea" in that dress with the sideboobage

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (3i2nH)

791 Lee Meriwether is 82 and looking damn good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (CSMDm)

792 783 I loved it when Spock told Oxmyx to go home and get his fuckin' shine box. Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (3i2nH) "The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. And if you don't come across with what I want, you're gonna be cooperating." "Listen pally, this can either be a taxi or a hearse."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw)

793 Here's Clint Howard reprising "Balok" on a Comedy Channel roast of The Shat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cdXv93cRY Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (3i2nH) Thanks KBear! That Clint was an ugly bastard then and he is an ugly bastard now. Same teeth and laugh.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (5VlCp)

794 Looks like teh totalitarians got to the other McCain.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (XFue2)

795 Another gorgeous actress on Star Trek was Sheri Jackson.

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She definitely stands out as one of the most beautiful on the series (and there were many). 

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (mQ0Mc)

796 Wasn't there also a Space Hippie "Lost in Space" episode?

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (sdi6R)

797 788 We were for antifa before we were against it. Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 09:04 PM (/ZEVC) We have to support them before we can know what they'll do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)

798 755 Worst TOS is that stupid episode with the empath. Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 30, 2017 08:56 PM (J70i0) Spock's Brain is so bad it comes around to being funny. The Space Hippies are horrible. Cannot even stand to watch it. I actually kind of hate the Squire of Gothos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (K2SnJ)

799 Another bad Star Trek episode was when Kirk was an Injun. Kirok.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (auHtY)

800 796 Wasn't there also a Space Hippie "Lost in Space" episode? Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R) YES. Where the planet is run by teenagers who grow younger. Also a parable for our times like Gorgo the Friendly Angel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (mbhDw)

801 618 I may have spoke too soon and it's going to bite me in the ass. The water is rising pretty fast since they started releasing water from the dams. May be under mandatory evacuation shortly. Khaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!! Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM ------------------------------- Gaaak. This is truly a terrible disaster. Prayers for all. Please keep us posted, if you can.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (0jtPF)

802 I loved it when Spock told Oxmyx to go home and get his fuckin' shine box. Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 09:03 PM (3i2nH) "I'd reminds yaas to keeps dialing, Oxmyx." said completely deadpan by Spock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (K2SnJ)

803 Fancy heaters!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 04:08 PM (mbhDw)

804 770 Common core math on Tucker, except they don't call it common core. Posted by: Burnt Toast Common Core ... the method of teaching math thought up by people who scored 400s on the math section of the SATs. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:00 PM (rZ+mb) After my kids went through that shit I swear the textbooks were written by people who scored 400 on math trying their befuddled best to translate how people who scored 800 explained it to them. They force kids to learn 'alternate' ways to do addition and multiplication that are tricks, techniques, and shortcuts used by people who grok math for certain types of problems.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 04:08 PM (IWbvi)

805 Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 08:32 PM (LuKE7) Shit. Keep us updated. Thinking of you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (CSMDm)

806 What was a bad Star Trek episode on paper was "Spectre of The Gun". It originally called for them to use a Western backlot with the landing party dressed as cowboys. In an instance where severe budget cuts actually worked, they retooled it with the "distorted reality" set. And I loved it when Spock said to McCoy; "Doctor, what an ugly thing to say! I abhor ugliness. Does that mean we're not friends anymore?"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (3i2nH)

807 We have to support them before we can know what they'll do. Posted by: J.J. Sefton ------------- We have to see what they will destroy before we make any judgement.

Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (/ZEVC)

808 How is score kept in scissoring? Posted by: Widespread Pepe With the tongue, if you are a fully trained and certified Scissoring Referee.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (fM/oN)

809 Another bad Star Trek episode was when Kirk was an Injun. Kirok.
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Yeah.

At times, it seems like the needed to do "planet" based stories that were similar to earth and they ran out of ideas.

"1920's Chicago"
"Nazis"
"Indians"

That Star Trek Movie with the whales.

There's probably more.

/did not mention Joan Collins episode, since that one was quite good.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (aT+Bx)

810 Here's Clint Howard reprising "Balok" on a Comedy Channel roast of The Shat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cdXv93cRY

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OMG, that is hilarious.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc)

811 Megyn is still a One. And I still could give a shit less about Grammar Nazis. That is all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (fiGNd)

812 /did not mention Joan Collins episode, since that one was quite good. Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx) She also got a lot of the vaseline on the lens treatment. Damn fine episode though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (K2SnJ)

813 Eric Bolling. Trapped in a world not of sight or sound. But of mind. They control the horizontal . They control the vertical. There's a signpost up ahead, you are entering the No Spin Zone.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (2wRtc)

814 We have to support them before we can know what they'll do. how they'll poll By the way, those paychecks are still good.

Posted by: Dems at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (OBJWS)

815 >>>/did not mention Joan Collins episode, since that one was quite good. >>>Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx) She also got a lot of the vaseline on the lens treatment. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:11 PM (K2SnJ) But that wasn't intentional.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (rZ+mb)

816 "We WERE the AntiFa before we claimed the Republicans were them." - The DemonRats, Writin' History.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (fM/oN)

817 I've no problem accessing The Other McCain...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (e9G8E)

818 ... and there will be a day where the Sex Robots are affordable, and durable, and reliable ... ... and those will be the days worth living for.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (fiGNd)

819 Yeah, I said "an historic," and yeah, I knew it would bother you. I was taught that this is the proper usage. Nannynanny booboo however is not grammatically correct.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (9vsic)

820 She also got a lot of the vaseline on the lens treatment. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 30, 2017 09:11 PM (K2SnJ) The production team had some left over from that episode where a shirtless Sulu goes nuts chasing everybody with a foil. Sulu looked like he showered in Vaseline. Which everybody suspected he did.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:16 PM (3i2nH)

821 I Smell A Movement Oh, jeez, not again...

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 04:16 PM (OBJWS)

822 After my kids went through that shit I swear the textbooks were written by people who scored 400 on math trying their befuddled best to translate how people who scored 800 explained it to them. They force kids to learn 'alternate' ways to do addition and multiplication that are tricks, techniques, and shortcuts used by people who grok math for certain types of problems. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 09:08 PM (IWbvi) We're both probably being overly generous with the 400 estimate. Education majors are the dumbest people in the university. They are even dumber than the sociology majors, which is pretty friggin dumb. My nephew has been getting this common core shit. I've told him that his teachers were a bunch of retards who couldn't count to twelve with their shoes on but he thinks they are geniuses. Meanwhile, he was never forced to learn multiplication tables by rote and, basically, can't do shit in math. It's embarrassing. I tried to give him some private classes but he refused to do anything they weren't doing in that shit public school of his so I finally just gave up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (rZ+mb)

823 WGAF?

Posted by: Patrick C Carroll at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (1zS3A)

824 The most important part of multiplication is hitting the "=" button so you get the answer!

Posted by: Common Core Comrades at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (OBJWS)

825 For those of you who'd like AN hilarious take on the Star Trek TOS episodes, I direct you to a site that an old Moron who went by "George Orwell" and I composed a few years back "The Memoirs of a Starship Captain" http://memoirsofastarshipcaptain.blogspot.com/2010/

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (3i2nH)

826 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (KCxzN)

827 The most important part of multiplication is hitting the "=" button so you get the answer! Posted by: Common Core Comrades at August 30, 2017 09:19 PM (OBJWS) Fuck you!!!

Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (rZ+mb)

828 I think Kirk got really bored being on the ship, and went down to every planet just to meet new alien girls. And he took Spock and Bones, because their arguing amused the eff out of him.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 08:53 PM (aT+Bx) 


A little song about William Shatner

https://youtu.be/zeU8Hlk3970

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (Gv+zt)

829 an old Moron who went by "George Orwell" = the mighty AZGON.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (6FqZa)

830 The guy who played Charlie X also played the psychotic Bruno Anthony in Strangers on a Train.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (cct0t)

831 well, i've already fallen in love, and it's with america's sweetheart, the host of my new favorite show, "flea market flip" - lara spencer! and it turns out america already fell in love with her, too, as she was a host on good morning america, which i didn't know because i never watch gma. apparently she had an affair with some news guy, her husband found out, a big scandal & divorce followed, which, again, i knew nothing about as i'd never known she existed. but i do now! lara spencer... my "it" girl!.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (AxFdW)

832 Oh i'm sure she does butt stuff.... just sayin. Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 07:11 PM (0OmEj) Sure. To her husband, with a monster strap on.

Posted by: Keith at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (USf3s)

833 Originally I was 'The Diddler' but censorship.

Posted by: Frank Gorshin at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (bc2Lc)

834 Can't get to the other McCain on the iPad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (ZTRlp)

835 "Looks like teh totalitarians got to the other McCain. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 09:05 PM (XFue2) He can console himself with a $6 bottle of beer from the airport.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (sf2BM)

836 Fuck you!!! Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at August 30, 2017 09:20 PM (rZ+mb) ENTER > =

Posted by: The Postfix Hat at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (GYQk6)

837 Just saw a pic of Toni Lahren on FB. She looks like Katy Perry's older sister. Also, a conservative friend of mine at FB says Lahren is even more of a terror to work with than Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:24 PM (eMKNe)

838 Meanwhile, he was never forced to learn multiplication tables by rote and, basically, can't do shit in math. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (rZ+mb) Not to pick a fight with you ... by no means ... I just beg to differ. Not on the notion that public schools suck. Most do. I teach and do much, much more homework that I ever intended or wanted. But I did not insist my kids memorize tables. I think it's a waste of time. If one's to move onto Algebra - it's counter-productive, in my humble opinion. One must learn to count. Forward and backward. Then by multiples. By twos. Then threes. Then by intervals at random. Under stress - by me loudly insisting. Then one can multiply by counting forward by groups with any set of numbers. Or divide by counting backward, as long as I set up a fraction without remainder. I simply do not see how those basic functions can be memorized for Algebra ... because how in the fuck does anyone memorize tables for 3A - .5A = 5 ? One must understand how the numbers FLOW. How they work - fluidly. How they interact. IMHO.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:24 PM (fiGNd)

839 "The Memoirs of a Starship Captain"
--

IMHO, that was strangely accurate. And funny.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (aT+Bx)

840 I'm really glad that Starfleet Human Resources bought that bullshit story about "the imposter Kirk" after Janice Rand sent that complaint that I thought I told Uhura to lose on a subspace channel. I thought Yeoman Rand might buy that excuse a second time but she somehow found Scotty before he was on his 10th Dewars and water and got him to reprogram the lock on the door.

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (3i2nH)

841 "One must understand how the numbers FLOW. How they work - fluidly. How they interact. IMHO." Or just hit the = button

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (J+eG2)

842 >>834 Can't get to the other McCain on the iPad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)



It won't open on Safari for me, either!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (e9G8E)

843 Continued ... ... once they get into factorialization, which is the basis of all fractional reduction in Algebra ... how the hell is one expected to do that after memorizing 5x3=15 ? Without understanding that it's just 5+5+5 ? Now I'll stop. I'm getting a little Aspy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (fiGNd)

844 Star Wars' Mark Hamill: 'Let's Buy Twitter' to 'Ban Trump!' Use the Farce, Luke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (auHtY)

845 I don't know which cult is the stronger one, the Trader Joes people or the Trekkies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (eMKNe)

846 "But I did not insist my kids memorize tables." We listened to records in the fourth grade that made it effortless. "Two times two is four (BA-DUMP-DUMP)" "Two times three is six (BA-DUMP-DUMP)" Do they not do that any more?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (398bZ)

847 What was the episode where Spock was forced to ride Kirk and Kirk was forced to pretend to be a horse? Raising his hooves and neighing. That was awful. I thought he was most unconvincing.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (/qEW2)

848 Fuck you!!! Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation An HP 12C user!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (gIRsn)

849 Times are hard... Gozinta's are harder!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (e9G8E)

850 Fuck you!!! Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation What does RPN use? I know it's "." in Forth, but it could just as well be "=".

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (kuiuS)

851 Times are hard... Gozinta's are harder! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:29 PM (e9G8E) Jethro is real good at his gozintas

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (auHtY)

852 I don't know which cult is the stronger one, the Trader Joes people or the Trekkies.
--

How long has Trader Joes been around?

Star Trek? 1967

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx)

853 Without understanding that it's just 5+5+5 ? Now I'll stop. I'm getting a little Aspy. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd) ======== The tables are helpful for multiplying in a timely manor. Imagine a Common Core kid trying to answer 32x64=x. Their heads would explode.

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (rKQnr)

854 Education majors are the dumbest people in the university. ----------------- After I had been out of school for about five years, I decide to go to grad school. Local university was offering a GRE refresher, and so I signed up. Damn near the entire class was graduating Education majors. I was at least surprised. I mean hell, I'd been out of school for years, and a refresher made sense, but these people were just finishing up. I know that we have teachers among us, so I'll except current company, but that was the least educated group of people I have encountered in educated company. It was...appalling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (/ZEVC)

855 Star Wars' Mark Hamill: 'Let's Buy Twitter' to 'Ban Trump!' Palpatine did nothing wrong.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (6FqZa)

856 shibumi: interestingly, Trader Joe's also dates to 1967. Before that (1958-1967), it was known as Pronto Market.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (eMKNe)

857 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (fiGNd) Yes, it's all math so the end result will be the same, but in day to day operations for many many practical situations, you'd like to get to the answer quickly without thinking about the glories of the most exotic way to calculate the result.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (gwPgz)

858 Remember recently when Apple had to shut down computers talking to each other in their own new languages? That's kinda what AOS threads reach after oh, say, 300+ comments. After that it's like Hey Bertha, we gonna fuck or what?

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (zIb93)

859 In the episode with the giant amoeba, there were so many sexual double entendres that I'm surprised the network censors let them through.... "One massive thrust forward into the zone of darkness" And how they got THIS through I'll never know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2Omnb-698

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (3i2nH)

860 Imagine a Common Core kid trying to answer 32x64=x. Dude, it's binary. Just shift the one 11 places!

Posted by: No, [i]this[/i] is Aspy at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (kuiuS)

861 Do they not do that any more? Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (398bZ) At my kids school ... they tend to go the other way. Teach by wrote. And then get pissed that they can't problem solve by wrote. There's nothing wrong ... and something quite beautiful ... in understanding that 6x9 is just 3x9=27x2=54. It's a grasp of the material. And it'll extend to Algebra. It'll save a kid from having to study why A(B) = AB. They'll already know.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (fiGNd)

862 ... so if nbc thinks they're going to win by putting megyn kelly up against lara spencer, they're in for a big surprise! lara will sweep the floor with her!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2017 04:35 PM (AxFdW)

863 There's nothing wrong ... and something quite beautiful ... in understanding that 6x9 is just 3x9=27x2=54. My Dad taught us to break down larger numbers exactly that way. I thought everybody already did that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 04:36 PM (398bZ)

864 We listened to records in the fourth grade that made it effortless. ---------- You had records...and record players? We had to share a single pencil nub, and, used lunch bags for paper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2017 04:36 PM (/ZEVC)

865 I had to memorize multiplication tables when I was in grade school, and I think it helped. I never did go into higher math, though.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 04:36 PM (sdi6R)

866 There's nothing wrong ... and something quite beautiful ... in understanding that 6x9 is just 3x9=27x2=54. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (fiGNd) Ahem 6x9=2x3x9=2x27=54

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (gwPgz)

867 The tables are helpful for multiplying in a timely manor. Imagine a Common Core kid trying to answer 32x64=x. Their heads would explode. Posted by: GOULD at August 30, 2017 09:31 PM (rKQnr) Then ... as always ... you're just a genius. Because I'm a working controls engineer with a patent pending getting ready to go freelance for profit turning down work ... and I never memorized the table covering 32x64 either. It's 2^5 * 2^6 = 2^11 ... but ain't no table teaching nobody that. How do you do it ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (fiGNd)

868 "You had records...and record players?" Yeah, a Flintstones record player with a bird for the needle.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (398bZ)

869 858 : "aos threads speak their own language after 300 comments"... lol you'll notice my post about lara spencer is entirely on topic.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (AxFdW)

870 847 What was the episode where Spock was forced to ride Kirk and Kirk was forced to pretend to be a horse? Raising his hooves and neighing. That was awful. I thought he was most unconvincing. Posted by: John Kerry at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (/qEW2) "Plato's Stepchildren", and that was the dwarf who was forced to play horsey with Kirk. When the Platonians brought down Uhura and Chapel to dress up in gowns, they did a fantastic job with Uhura's ample cleavage, but Chapel looked like Patrick Swayze's tranny character from "To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (3i2nH)

871 "Star Wars' Mark Hamill: 'Let's Buy Twitter' to 'Ban Trump!'

Use the Farce, Luke Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Oh jeez.  I was gonna forgive them for "Mary Sue saves the Rebellion" but this might just tip it over the edge.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 30, 2017 04:39 PM (w+Jhj)

872 Ahem 6x9=2x3x9=2x27=54 Posted by: Hrothgar at August 30, 2017 09:37 PM (gwPgz) Not when dealing with factorials ... order does not apply. One's just as good as the other. One can be the Math equivalent of The Joker when dealing with factorials.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (fiGNd)

873 I'm shadin' Freud.

Posted by: spoonfeed me at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (jGt9E)

874 Why did I ever even bother? Oh... that's right. Billions and billions of dollars.

Posted by: George Lucas at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (eMKNe)

875 But I did not insist my kids memorize tables. I think it's a waste of time. Absolutely not. ONe must have certain operations burned into his memory in order to become "fluent" at math. Multiplication of single digits and up into the low double digits is a very important foundation that should be available to one without thinking. There are certain "facts" that one needs to just "know" and the way you do that is by memorizing them through rote repitition. If one's to move onto Algebra - it's counter-productive, in my humble opinion. Not at all. One must learn to count. Forward and backward. Then by multiples. By twos. Then threes. Then by intervals at random. Under stress - by me loudly insisting. Then one can multiply by counting forward by groups with any set of numbers. Or divide by counting backward, as long as I set up a fraction without remainder. I simply do not see how those basic functions can be memorized for Algebra ... because how in the fuck does anyone memorize tables for 3A - .5A = 5 ? One needs to be facile with basic arithmentic. Then things you do in algebra become easier because you aren't confused, or don't have to waste time, trying to figure out the basic arithmetical parts. When I taught calculus courses I used to have people who were not proficient at manipulating fractions. THey had passed all the earlier courses and they could figure problems with fractions out if they sat down and took a half hour but they weren't PROFICIENT and, as a result, became lost very easily - not because of the calculus but because of the more basic operations that they hadn't been drilled at enough to just "know". One must understand how the numbers FLOW. How they work - fluidly. How they interact. IMHO Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:24 PM (fiGNd) Sorry ... but that is meaningless, really. Numbers don't "flow" and no one on Earth "understands" numbers. You have a hard time even finding someone who is willing to define what a number is for you. I'm telling you this from a mathematician's point of view. Kids need to be drilled with the basics, to start. They need to have certain simple operations at their mind's "fingertips", as it were. They need to be proficient at basic arithmetic. THey need to be given simple methods for working with numbers - long division, addition/subtraction by columns, ... This is the foundation for moving on in math, in any way, at all. They don't need to be taught to count backwards to do subtraction. That sort of stuff is beyond ridiculous and does absolutely nothing for the kids. Kids in elementary school are not learning Number Theory. They are just learning a little bit about simple numbers. Number Theory doesn't come until college, and then only if they choose to study real math.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 04:40 PM (rZ+mb)

876 It's 2^5 * 2^6 = 2^11 ... but ain't no table teaching nobody that. How do you do it ? Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd) Spot on! Now let's do 31x67!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (gwPgz)

877
 Megyn Kelley and her tribulations?

   DGAFF.

   Except for the amusement part.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 04:41 PM (S/hVx)

878 >>>Star Wars' Mark Hamill: 'Let's Buy Twitter' to 'Ban Trump!' He admits it's not meant seriously ($83k/$1billion goal). I'm not even sure a majority of shareholders can micromanage things like this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (/qEW2)

879 You're right, Ace, you knew it would bother me, and it does.

Posted by: Oxford Comma at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (DMUuz)

880 32x64=1920+128=2048 Old school arithmetic.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (cct0t)

881 My nephew has been getting this common core shit. I've told him that his teachers were a bunch of retards who couldn't count to twelve with their shoes on but he thinks they are geniuses. Meanwhile, he was never forced to learn multiplication tables by rote and, basically, can't do shit in math. It's embarrassing. I tried to give him some private classes but he refused to do anything they weren't doing in that shit public school of his so I finally just gave up. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (rZ+mb) That'll be a bitch if he wants to go into a STEM major in college. But then again, all he has to do anymore is say "I'm all about teh #SCIENCE!!" and he's considered credentialed

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (3i2nH)

882 31x67 1800 60 210 7 2077

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (eMKNe)

883 Fuck you!!! Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation An HP 12C user! Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (gIRsn) HP 15c user here.

Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (GYQk6)

884 Kids in elementary school are not learning Number Theory. They are just learning a little bit about simple numbers. Number Theory doesn't come until college, and then only if they choose to study real math. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (rZ+mb) Well shit ... my kids are going to be sorely disappointed when they learn that. Fuck ... I'm disappointed. Even in shitty ol' Louisville, KY ... in the Gifted and Talented program ... they were showing us these weird ass boards where we didn't do Base 10 at all. It was all "put the buttons on the board in the Ones, Twos, Fours, and Eights square". They were teaching us Binary. Because not all systems are Decimal. Guess I need a refund.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (fiGNd)

885 Star Wars' Mark Hamill: 'Let's Buy Twitter' to 'Ban Trump!'
===

Let's Not 'Buy Tickets' in order to 'Ban "Star Wars" '

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (2wRtc)

886 Ahem 6x9=2x3x9=2x27=54 I think he was demonstrating a sub-total, not an equivalency.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (kuiuS)

887 One can be the Math equivalent of The Joker when dealing with factorials. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd) Dogg, Your original text does not compute: "There's nothing wrong ... and something quite beautiful ... in understanding that 6x9 is just 3x9=27x2=54. "

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (gwPgz)

888 Then ... as always ... you're just a genius. Because I'm a working controls engineer with a patent pending getting ready to go freelance for profit turning down work ... and I never memorized the table covering 32x64 either. It's 2^5 * 2^6 = 2^11 ... but ain't no table teaching nobody that. How do you do it ? Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd) ===== By multiplying, from learning the tables, 32x10 and then multiplying by 6, and 32x4 and adding them together. Why idoes this need to be changed, exactly?

Posted by: GOULD [/I] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2017 04:44 PM (rKQnr)

889 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (fiGNd) As a mere Education major, Imma keep my piehole shut about several things in this here comment!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:45 PM (ihmYw)

890 >>842
>>834  Can't get to the other McCain on the iPad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)

It won't open on Safari for me, either!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E)



Blocked on Chrome and Opera on Android, too!  I still can get to McCain's site on Firefox on Windows...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 04:45 PM (e9G8E)

891 31x67=2010+67=2077 QED

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 04:45 PM (cct0t)

892 h/t /pol/ http://tinyurl.com/yag6j94f This is The Hindu. They are saying that the Pakis are butthurt because Trump mentioned that there are pockets of Taliban in Pakistan. Telling the truth is impolite, you see. So the Pakis are "suspending talks" or some such bullshit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (6FqZa)

893 "They need to have certain simple operations at their mind's "fingertips", as it were" If you're willing to extend this to appendages beyond fingers, women can count to twenty, and men to twenty one.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (DMUuz)

894 I see Math on the blog!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (m9X4Y)

895 *strolls into thread* GAAHHH!!! MATH!!! *flees*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 04:46 PM (v3I5m)

896 Besides numbers, is there any other system made/developed by humans that travels into infinity?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:47 PM (eMKNe)

897 894 I see Math on the blog! Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 09:46 PM (m9X4Y) In a big way.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 04:47 PM (sdi6R)

898 One math conundrum I've always found interesting: 6/2 = 3 6/1 = 6 6/0 = ...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:48 PM (eMKNe)

899 Besides numbers, is there any other system made/developed by humans that travels into infinity? Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:47 PM (eMKNe) this thread?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (v3I5m)

900 Besides numbers, is there any other system made/developed by humans that travels into infinity? Soaring oratory?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (pszv/)

901 i thought math was forbidden here?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (KP5rU)

902 Pug, only until the ONT appears.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (eMKNe)

903 Man, this is really stressing my math muscles in my thinking organ. I'm going to be sore tomorrow.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (m9X4Y)

904 Heh. I knew she was toast the very second she attacked Trump from the left.


Her FOX audience was not going to like the left-attack so she was obviously going for the lefties. They didn't like her because she was a fox face.


Toast.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2017 04:49 PM (wZuWv)

905 One math conundrum I've always found interesting: 6/2 = 3 6/1 = 6 6/0 = ... But if you graphed it, you'd have an inkling at what is about to happen.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (pszv/)

906 this thread? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (v3I5m) Damn, you beat me to it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (ihmYw)

907 How low do her ratings have to get before someone hacka her phone for private nude videos?

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (9TU00)

908 Blocked on Chrome and Opera on Android, too! I still can get to McCain's site on Firefox on Windows... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 30, 2017 09:45 PM (e9G8E) I can access it just fine.

Posted by: The Bloggin' Hat at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (GYQk6)

909 Common Core math is like trying to build a skyscraper from the top down. You have to know a certain critical mass of facts before you can understand the relationships between those facts.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (cct0t)

910 Fuck you!!! Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation ----- An HP 12C user! Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 09:28 PM (gIRsn) ----- HP 15c user here. Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at August 30, 2017 09:43 PM (GYQk6) Gaze upon me, and weep.

Posted by: HP-16 user at August 30, 2017 04:50 PM (DMUuz)

911 Besides numbers, is there any other system made/developed by humans that travels into infinity? Intersectionality.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (398bZ)

912 The brain is a muscle, you can feel it stretching sometimes. It's also an engine, and people like Bobby Fischer proved it can overheat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (eMKNe)

913 Well, off to watch Monster a Go-Go, MST style.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (v3I5m)

914 Hrothgar @ 866---?
I do the same thing. With my cellphone. And I never needed algebra once after the 11th grade, the second time I failed Algebra 1.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 04:51 PM (zLDYs)

915 t-bird, an endless line.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (eMKNe)

916 Besides numbers, is there any other system made/developed by humans that travels into infinity? Posted by: qdpsteve Ummm... sets?

Posted by: Bertrand Russell at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (/qEW2)

917 Transitive property ... really ? You all know this. Why are some of you saying "This does not compute" ? 6x9 does indeed equal 3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54. The same as (ab)c = ac(b) That shit is not hard if you understand how the numbers all stick together. It absolutely computes. Don't be such friggin' slaves to nomenclature.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (fiGNd)

918 I truly forgot about her. They branded her as a political fireball and are moving her to a daytime slot for people who don't vote and don't even know their congressman's name.. So weak and wasteful. That's what happens when you don't understand your role. Megan had it go to her head, and not being sufficiently conservative she didn't understand the Fox audience. They certainly aren't following her to daytime TV.

Posted by: simpleliving at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (7czoZ)

919 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:49 PM (eMKNe) Dude, they will drag it into this and most ONTs and keep arguing about it ad infinitum

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (ihmYw)

920 Using 2^5 * 2^6 = 2^11 to solve 32 * 64 is a technique that can only be used by someone familiar enough with math to recognize that 32 and 64 are both exponents of 2 and have 2^10 memorized by use. Or, one might recognize that both 32 is some multiple of 2 and rephrase the problem as 32 * 64 = 16 * 128 = ... 2 * 1024 = 2048. Again, one must be well versed. These are two techniques that one could teach kids to ape. Time and the kids would be better served teaching long multiplication after teaching them how to construct their own multiplication table.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (IWbvi)

921 Well shit ... my kids are going to be sorely disappointed when they learn that. Fuck ... I'm disappointed. Even in shitty ol' Louisville, KY ... in the Gifted and Talented program ... they were showing us these weird ass boards where we didn't do Base 10 at all. It was all "put the buttons on the board in the Ones, Twos, Fours, and Eights square". They were teaching us Binary. Because not all systems are Decimal. Guess I need a refund. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM (fiGNd) What point are you trying to make? Of course kids in elementary school should be learning other bases. When did I say that they shouldn't? What I said was that there were things that have to be learned to the point of being ingrained in their minds and then it makes moving on to more complicated concepts that much easier. You can change bases all you want but if the kids can't do regular arithmetic and aren't clear on simple ways to figure out arithmetical problems that they can't do in their heads then they sure as shit aren't going to be picking up artihmetic in base 7 very quickly. They'll be confused by the simple arithmetic that they don't really know and will never really get to understanding the new concept they are being taught. The proof is all around. Math scores of Americans have not gone up while money has poured into the programs and they have been changed to all this "new math" bullshit. Guess what, at the grade school level there hasn't been any "new math" in hundreds of years. All we have are a lot of teachers who couldn't pass the math tests, themselves, having fun trying to confuse the kids with silly ways of calculating that they don't, themselves, thoroughly understand. And if you doubt me on this just go and look at the average GRE scores for intended education grads. You'll see how proficient they are at mathematics. I used to teach a lot of math ed majors. I've seen them, first hand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (rZ+mb)

922 Synthetic programming, FTW!

Posted by: HP-41c at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (DMUuz)

923 Now this is an example of hubris AND karma.

Posted by: True the Note at August 30, 2017 04:53 PM (SJ184)

924 Tammy, oops ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (eMKNe)

925 Blogging Hat:How are you accessing it? What browser, what platform?

Posted by: Toad-O at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (cct0t)

926 Common Core attempts to teach the associative property to break down problems into smaller chunks. Eventually everyone does it that way to solve problems, with enough practice. The problem is teachers nowadays let children solve problems in small groups, don't really drill the method down until it becomes second nature AND also teach alternative methods which invariably confuses the student. My own thoughts are that students should be taught math confidence, that is, ensuring foundational work is mastered before moving to next steps.

Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 04:54 PM (Tyk2V)

927 OMG, now we're doing factors. Next it will be polynomial factors. Can Calculus be that far. There are limits, you know.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (m9X4Y)

928 ONT kids!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (O5Q3r)

929 Oh Christ, just shoot me now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

930 Remember, Putin's reaction to her great "sexiness" was the same as another Soviet premiere of the actors from Can Can.

Posted by: True the Note at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (SJ184)

931 Algebra makes no sense: it's just a whole bunch of hand waving and imaginary "because we say so" bullshit to me... always has been. you start over here, then go there, then jump back to the beginning, with no logic or rational reason i can see.

maybe i just had shitty instructors, including my high school teacher who couldn't really speak coherent english, and, when he tried, it was with a horrible Peruvian accent you couldn't cut with an arc welder?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2017 04:55 PM (D0ZGj)

932
 Does someone have a cogent reason why common core is necessary?

  Is there a problem with grounding kids in basic math then progressing to more advanced forms?

  Were we taught wrong all these years?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (S/hVx)

933 64 x32 = (2x64=12 + (30x64=192)=2048 An inelegant approach to the brute force approach which indicates that you are really decomposing the numbers, but the rote multiplication approach just seems far more efficient when all you want is the basic answer! As an aside, I thought some aspects of common core were rather neat but the straightforward mechanical approach is still very useful in day to day life, which is where most of the students will be!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:56 PM (gwPgz)

934 Hopefully their math teachers are competent enough to at some point explain how multiplication and addition are related. Multiplication tables should absolutely be memorized through at least 10-12 or so. Not being able to instantly know the answer to very basic operations involving small numbers will substantially slow down longer calculations. Memorization is a necessary skill that needs to be developed too. There are countless equations that students need to know and most of them will never even continue with math long enough to learn how to derive them. You give basic algebra as an example, but that is honestly one of the perfect cases for having those tables memorized. Stopping to think for every little multiplication, division, or root reduces the time spent on understanding the new concepts being introduced. There's no reason that by the age of 10 a kid shouldn't be able to do simple multiplication faster than hitting a calculator.

Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (gDSJf)

935 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (eMKNe)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (ihmYw)

936 My own thoughts are that students should be taught math confidence, that is, ensuring foundational work is mastered before moving to next steps. Oh, shit, there's no "cents" key... I'm sorry, sir, I can't accept. Do you have 0.25 of a dollar?

Posted by: Common Core Graduate at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (zEjuG)

937 They were teaching us Binary. Because not all systems are Decimal. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:44 PM No sh*t.

Posted by: Library of Congress at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (DMUuz)

938 Math made sense up until eigenvectors, then I discovered girls, and that's where I got off the math train. I don't think everyone learns math (or foreign languages) the same way. So, identifying your brain's hardwire is important - early. Although common core was just a a way for Bill Gates to ensure we don't have expensive American engineering talent, so he can continue to hire cheap Indian labor.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (9TU00)

939 Were we taught wrong all these years? Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2017 09:56 PM (S/hVx) We put a man on the moon with slide rules, blackboards, chalk, and students taught math the old way!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 04:57 PM (gwPgz)

940 My son, a integrated science and technology major with concentrations in energy and manufacturing and a math minor (which took one class on top of the ones required for his major) has a girlfriend who just graduated with a education degree and who is now getting her masters in education. She couldn't do the simple math required of education majors.  He helped her but wanted to know how the HELL she took the SATs.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (wZuWv)

941 Multiplication tables should absolutely be memorized through at least 10-12 or so. Through 15 to get a grasp on base60

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 04:59 PM (9TU00)

942 882 31x67 1800 60 210 7 2077 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 30, 2017 09:43 PM (eMKNe) You didn't show how you carried the 1. Just kidding, it's just long multiplication in an odd format. My kids had Homework where they had to solve using traditional format long multiplication, then another set of problems similar to what you did (inside, outside, criss cross both ways, add them up), and another set using a diagonal matrix. Forcing kids to do long multiplication using (at least) three different formats is not efficient. And the criss cross method only works with two two digit numbers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (IWbvi)

943 Algebra makes no sense: I remember at the very beginning being vehemently against it. "What do you mean 'what is x'?! x is x. It's not 12- that would make no sense." Turns out, I was wrong.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 05:00 PM (kuiuS)

944 What point are you trying to make? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 09:53 PM (rZ+mb) I wasn't subtle PoP. A deep understanding of the basic relationships of mathematics is not predicated on pure memorization. Nor is pure memorization a sure-fire path to understanding. One may skip basic wrote memorization of tables - if one is dedicated to counting by multiples before adding, or subtracting by multiples before attempting to divide. And GOULD ... who seems to love memorization ... justified his position by giving me a lesson in EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE !!! He pieced factorals together to solve a question that one simply ain't going to memorize. And there are how many Algebra teaching out there wondering why these fucking teen-age idiots can't get 3A - A = 2A ? Because the kids don't understand that 3*3 - 3 = 6. Because they don't understand that 3+3+3-3=6.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:01 PM (fiGNd)

945 6x9 does indeed equal 3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54. The same as (ab)c = ac(b) That shit is not hard if you understand how the numbers all stick together. It absolutely computes. Don't be such friggin' slaves to nomenclature. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 09:52 PM (fiGNd) I'd accept that 6x9 does indeed equal 2*3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 05:03 PM (gwPgz)

946 Because they don't understand that 3+3+3-3=6. There are times when a teacher needs a stick.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 05:03 PM (9TU00)

947 e^(pi*i) + 1 = 0. Now, find me a chick with that tattooed on her nice ass, and I've found my soul mate. And Einstein's Field Equations on her boobs.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 30, 2017 05:04 PM (8O3HH)

948 I'd accept that 6x9 does indeed equal 2*3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54 Posted by: Hrothgar What kids need to recognize is the 54 is just 2s and 3s

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 05:05 PM (9TU00)

949 I'd accept that 6x9 does indeed equal 2*3*9 = 27 * 2 = 54 I think he means 6x9 is (3*9=27) * 2 = 54. More of a spoken calculation, hitting the equals button twice, as you would.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 05:06 PM (OBJWS)

950 What kids need to recognize is the 54 is just 2s and 3s Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 10:05 PM (9TU00) No ... No. No. They just need to memorize. To pass the test today. Fuck the test tomorrow. And that's what this discussion is all about. I'd pass a Multiplication test with flying colors ... but only because I know that 9*12 is 9*10 + 9*2. I didn't memorize it. Wouldn't waste my time doing so.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:09 PM (fiGNd)

951 Euler!

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 05:09 PM (9TU00)

952 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:01 PM (fiGNd) Rather than substitution tricks, I'd hope they get taught 3A-A = A(3-1) and are capable of doing basic subtraction.

Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 05:10 PM (gDSJf)

953 "an historic"? The correct English is "pre-historic".

Posted by: Fred Flintstone, Another Former Prime Time star at August 30, 2017 05:11 PM (Ndje9)

954 Ah, PAB... Did you know she was a twin? I did.... Heh...

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (h7sWp)

955 Rather than substitution tricks, I'd hope they get taught 3A-A = A(3-1) and are capable of doing basic subtraction. Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 10:10 PM (gDSJf) Fabulous ... and when the pressure gets to them and they forget the rules ? Well ... I used to get by plugging real numbers into the identities and seeing what happened ... when I had time to do so. Primes worked well - because using "two" would give you bullshit results. 5 and 7 rarely failed me. Hell ... I'm starting to wonder how I got this far. Being so Mathematically Retarded and all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (fiGNd)

956 Hell ... I'm starting to wonder how I got this far. Being so Mathematically Retarded and all. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (fiGNd) You probably just take for granted things that were drilled into you. The basic properties and rules of arithmetic are something else that needs to be drilled. They are taught them and then learn them by doing umpteen actual problems and seeing it all in action. Nothing in math is better than solving problem after problem after problem - by hand. That is something else that is lacking in the way they teach it these days. Shit, in France they declared homework "unfair" because the kids who did it had an advantage over the ones who didn't. That's no joke and we are moving very quickly in that direction.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (rZ+mb)

957 We put a man on the moon with slide rules, blackboards, chalk, and students taught math the old way! and three decimal places.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (AYOfh)

958 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:14 PM (fiGNd) They forget the basic rules of logic due to pressure? That's pretty much the entire point behind grade school math. If they don't understand that then their time was wasted. Substitution is a good resource for verifying that you have the correct answer or when you don't know how else to proceed, but students should be drilled until they understand basic logic. It applies to far more than simple calculations with numbers.

Posted by: Sjg at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (gDSJf)

959 I think he means 6x9 is (3*9=27) * 2 = 54. More of a spoken calculation, hitting the equals button twice, as you would. Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 10:06 PM (OBJWS) In math, you are not supposed to have to think that is what is meant, it is supposed to be obvious and unequivocal, and the equal sign means both sides of the equation are identical in their final result!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (gwPgz)

960 That's no joke and we are moving very quickly in that direction. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:22 PM (rZ+mb) Is this now your complaint ? Are we moving on from Memorization ? I don't care how many times you make them recite Math Tables from Memory - won't help the little shits make proper change from a dollar.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (fiGNd)

961 You know what Teachers ... and the point seems to be that Hroth, sjg, Pop ... you're all teachers ... ... DRILL AWAY !!! It's what you know how to do. So stick with it. You're not hurting my kids ... they get additional, and better, instruction at home.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (fiGNd)

962 Is this now your complaint ? Are we moving on from Memorization ? It's a related problem. I don't care how many times you make them recite Math Tables from Memory - won't help the little shits make proper change from a dollar. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:31 PM (fiGNd) Now, that's just silly. Being drilled in doing basic arithmetic will certainly help one make proper change.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (rZ+mb)

963 Math is a dialect. "=" is an operation in others. Say, calculators or programming.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (OBJWS)

964 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (rZ+mb) Pop ... your position, in the beginning ... was based on a dedication to Memorization. I suggested that Memorization wasn't the key to open all locks. That's how we ended here. That I suggested a different method. Teachers that Teach the Current Method, of course, reacted accordingly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (fiGNd)

965 You're not hurting my kids ?? ... they get additional, and better, instruction at home. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (fiGNd) Good for you. Sadly, any kid who wants a decent education from the public schools, these days, needs to have additional instruction at home. What they learn in the schools is close to worthless.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (rZ+mb)

966 What they learn in the schools is close to worthless. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:39 PM (rZ+mb) Including that notion of memorizing the Multiplication Tables. My kids didn't. But they learned how to count quickly, by multiples. Because that's all that multiplication is. Memorization came later. By familiarity. Not before.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (fiGNd)

967 Pop ... your position, in the beginning ... was based on a dedication to Memorization. I suggested that Memorization wasn't the key to open all locks. That was one point I was making - it was an example. Don't even make pretend that you think that I was saying all of math comes down to learning multiplication tables by rote. I mean, really ... But every crack in ones proficiency in math makes it that much more difficult to understand the next concept, which leads to more, larger cracks, which makes it harder to move further ... This ain't rocket science. Shit, it ain't even model rocket science. That's how we ended here. That I suggested a different method. Teachers that Teach the Current Method, of course, reacted accordingly. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:38 PM (fiGNd) You suggested that memorizing multiplication tables wasn't worth doing. Then you went on to talk about other stuff that a kid who isn't proficient in basic arithmetic would have a really hard time grasping.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 05:43 PM (rZ+mb)

968 Most of the hatred of Donald Trump and his family is really directed at the people of America who act as Atlas in keeping this ridiculous world afloat. Funny, I didn't see any women with 'persistnce" carrying dogs, grandmothers and children to safety from the flood. Oh, and the "pig" cops..Where were the loud-mouthed Hollywood celebrities when the hard physical work had to be done by those knucle-dragging average people? Or the Social Justice bull-shitters?

Posted by: True the Note at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (SJ184)

969 You suggested that memorizing multiplication tables wasn't worth doing. Then you went on to talk about other stuff that a kid who isn't proficient in basic arithmetic would have a really hard time grasping. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:43 PM (rZ+mb) My kids got it from the time I said "Quit worry about two times two ... count by twos. Now begin ..." "Two ... Four ... Six ... Eight" "Now count by twos for the first two numbers" "Two ... Four" "That's all 2x2 is baby. It's two plus two. Count by two for the first two." It all gets real damn easy after that, Pop. Not my fault that it's not taught that way. But it works. Because that's all it is. Drill the kids you teach however you want. But my way works. It worked with my kids, the two neighbor kids, and every other kid that ever asked for help.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (fiGNd)

970 Including that notion of memorizing the Multiplication Tables. My kids didn't. But they learned how to count quickly, by multiples. Because that's all that multiplication is. That's not all multiplication is. That's merely one way of calculating - and not the most efficient or obvious, either. That is not a substitute for learning the multiplication tables. There's a huge difference between a kid who can tell you what 8*7 is in 1/10 of a second and one who needs to start at 7 (or and count up multiples of 8 (or 7). HUGE. Memorization came later. By familiarity. Not before. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 10:41 PM (fiGNd) Memorization should some either before or at the same time. You learn what multiplication is, you are shown some examples - i.e. the tables are built - and you are then to memorize them. ANd you are grilled, by time, on the tables. Not on doing multiplication but just knowing the tables. THere's no reason to put off memorizing the tables. You can do all the other stuff at the same time or right after. But what we have in COmmon Core bullshit is a totally bullshit idea that memorization is EVIL and that's just totally retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (rZ+mb)

971 Surprised there is not a single schadenboner reference

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (sqnw6)

972 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 10:51 PM (rZ+mb) PoP ... you do not listen. You refuse to hear. Because it's something you don't want to believe. My kids did not learn the stupid fucking tables. Do you understand that sentence ? Do the words connect as streaming sentient expressions to your ego or id ? Do the letters, at this point, form coherent or comprehensible patterns ? My kids simply did not. I did not. Several other kids I helped didn't either. It just didn't work that way. Yet ... all those children, and I, seem to be leading highly functional lives - at least as those existences pertain to Math. For Fuck's Sake - I'm looking at a Patent Pending based upon Curve Fitting the Relationship Between a Limited Slip Positive Displacement Pump and Variable Weather Calculations Modified by a Negative Feedback Loop Considering Mass Air Flow, Ambient Conditions, and Measurable Humidity Using a Heated Probe. And I just had to figure out 8x7. It's 49 ... 7x7 ... plus another 7. That's 56. Just so you don't jump in and go "Aha !!!" When given opposing evidence ... you behave EXACTLY like a Progressive. You simply repeat yourself. Over and Over and Over and then again and again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (fiGNd)

973 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:05 PM (fiGNd) Whatever. Good for you and your kids.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (rZ+mb)

974 Whatever. Good for you and your kids. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:10 PM (rZ+mb) Whatever indeed. Good for my kids, neighbor kids, and any other kids. You Do Not Listen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (fiGNd)

975 Good for my kids, neighbor kids, and any other kids. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 11:11 PM (fiGNd) You're the best, man.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 06:12 PM (rZ+mb)

976 You're the best, man. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2017 11:12 PM (rZ+mb) Now we're reduced to a stupid fucking game of who will comment last. Spoiler Alert ... I'm exactly that shallow. Last !!! And (4*7*9) / (3*2) ain't on anyone's table.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2017 06:15 PM (fiGNd)

977 Bet the ratings for Smelly Megan Kelly (aka 'ME-again' Kelly) continue to crater. That would be A historic turn of the karma screws for her. (Not trying to be last . . . and *not* the one that Ace refers to in the post)

Posted by: tlk428 at August 30, 2017 07:54 PM (rUn9G)

978 Kelly is a lawyer. Who wants to turn on the TV at 3 PM and watch a lawyer?

Posted by: bjstusgs at August 31, 2017 01:43 AM (UeXoY)

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