July 29, 2010

Oh No: Enquirer Claims Levi Johnston May Father A New Baby, And Not By Bristol
— Ace

There's a lot of thinks and believes and may bes in this article.

Let's hope it's not true.

In the wake of handsome Levi Johnston's announcement that he's engaged to Palin's oldest daughter Bristol, one of his old girlfriends is about to give birth to a child she believes may be Levi's!

Levi Johnston doesn't have sperm; he has microscopic Tribbles.

If this is even possibly true -- that is, if there is reason for him to be worried about it... Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure).

Thanks to rdbrewer.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM | Comments (101)
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1
Wow! Kathy Griffin doesn't even look pregnant.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at July 29, 2010 05:25 PM (rMMMP)

2

Court ordered paternity test in 3..2..1

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - stating the obvious at July 29, 2010 05:28 PM (YVZlY)

3 Isn't Alaskan Elk Season coming up soon? Maybe Todd could ask Levi to be a hunting partner!

Posted by: ErikW at July 29, 2010 05:28 PM (epVgF)

4 " Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure)." Selfish bastard that I am, I always turn them inside out.

Posted by: chuck at July 29, 2010 05:29 PM (dSkY8)

5 part of me hopes its true, i don't want to see this douche with Bristol or on the campaign trail in the future

Posted by: Ben at July 29, 2010 05:29 PM (DKV43)

6 Oh, Bristol, please think about what you're doing.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 29, 2010 05:30 PM (s4HwX)

7

" Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure)."

you can even utilize an empty snickers bar wrapper if you are in dire straights.

Posted by: Ben at July 29, 2010 05:30 PM (DKV43)

8 Heck, Ace, I'm rooting for it to be true.  This way she'd save herself from a life of misery with Ricky Hollywood and a nasty divorce.  Let's hope this opens her eyes.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 29, 2010 05:33 PM (W8m8i)

9 Paging Andrew Sullivan...Andrew Sullivan to a new vagina please.

Posted by: torabora at July 29, 2010 05:33 PM (xGqdR)

10 That kid needs a lobotomy.  In the balls.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 29, 2010 05:35 PM (MFbfZ)

11 Now how did THIS happen? No, seriously -- how did this happen? How does it work? And can Levi get me pregnant? Please?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at July 29, 2010 05:36 PM (KUUXH)

12 What's the over/under on divorce for these two mutts, anyway?  I'm thinking that six months would be high.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 29, 2010 05:37 PM (MFbfZ)

13

Did ace just preface this post with 'oh no'. That would imply it's shocking news.

Umm, once a manwhore pretty much always a manwhore.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 29, 2010 05:37 PM (Ik+Uk)

14 If it was TRUE, Bristol Palin would love the guy even more. Here's proof positive that Ricky Hollywood is all that -- another woman had a kid by him. It's Federline-istic!

Basically, the bigger the d-bag, the more women around him.

Worked for Federline, for Jon Gosselin, for the Situation. Why not Ricky Hollywood.


Awesome!

Posted by: whiskey at July 29, 2010 05:37 PM (t3UKO)

15 Probably too stupid to figure out how a condom works, and a two-pump chump that doesn't even have time to pull-out.

Posted by: brak at July 29, 2010 05:38 PM (K3jqH)

16 Next on Maury Povich....

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2010 05:39 PM (NmcJ6)

17

I can't believe it!!  He seemed like such a nice creep.   And the naked magazine pictures were a nice touch.

I'm certain that Levi Johnston is a libtard.

Posted by: gus at July 29, 2010 05:40 PM (MaqIC)

18 Who yo baby daddy?

Posted by: Trinity at July 29, 2010 05:40 PM (LFmWh)

19 Levi is one real stud muffin

Posted by: Neo at July 29, 2010 05:42 PM (tE8FB)

20 I'm thinking Levi doesn't cream in his "jeans".

Posted by: gus at July 29, 2010 05:43 PM (MaqIC)

21 glow in the dark .

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2010 05:44 PM (SbsTp)

22 Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin

Posted by: Neo at July 29, 2010 05:45 PM (tE8FB)

23 This requires, no demands, a new Taiwanese news animation. AND a Red Eye Robot Andrew Sullivan appearance.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 29, 2010 05:46 PM (ett+q)

24 Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure).

Two words: Inside out.

Posted by: Kid Hollywood at July 29, 2010 05:47 PM (PQY7w)

25 Also, The Pond is behind this...

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 29, 2010 05:47 PM (ett+q)

26 Sadly, Chuck beat me to it with #4.

Seriously though, how bad does Bristol Palin's dim teenage judgment look now?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2010 05:48 PM (PQY7w)

27

Andrew Sullivan is claiming Levi Johnston is really the father of Sarah Palins baby!!!!!!!

Posted by: gus at July 29, 2010 05:49 PM (MaqIC)

28 Handsome Levi Johnston? Who wrote that a sixteen year-old chick?
Also, he should drop really the T in his last name.

Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at July 29, 2010 05:53 PM (xO+6C)

29 Well, slap my fanny and call me Edna!  I never would have thought in a million years that such a fine, upstanding young man would do such a thing.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at July 29, 2010 05:55 PM (nbYij)

30 You mean a playgirl model might be slutty?

No way!

I am so upset about this.  I know the fanboy shit gets old, but this family shit is hurting at least one of the more viable options that could actually fundamentally change DC.  Paul Ryan's my favorite, but Palin is a strong option.

Things are so important right now.  It's hard not to be frustrated with Bristol for keeping it alive.  I guess it would be unfair to expect her to put her disastrous  misery with Levi on hold, but people have made much harder sacrifices for their country.  Bristol's big brother could tell her all about it.

Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 06:02 PM (dUOK+)

31 I'm thinking it's good, because it'll give Bristol a reason to think twice.  It'll give the Palins an out when they give him persona non grata status.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 06:02 PM (tgBWq)

32 Rick Moranis is not that good a actor.

Posted by: Not at the table Carlos at July 29, 2010 06:05 PM (xO+6C)

33 I feel bad for Sarah Palin.....  she couldnt have asked for a bigger douche to screw up their lives.


Posted by: Timbo at July 29, 2010 06:06 PM (ph9vn)

34 I have always been a defender of Sarah Palin, but I am tiring of the continuing soap opera that is her family.  This has reached the point of ridiculous. 

And when is Todd Palin going to just lose his shit and go postal on the whole damn crew?

Posted by: tinkerbella at July 29, 2010 06:07 PM (3MNS8)

35 8 Heck, Ace, I'm rooting for it to be true.  This way she'd save herself from a life of misery with Ricky Hollywood and a nasty divorce.  Let's hope this opens her eyes.________________________________________________________


The guy totally trashed her and her family, humiliated them in the worst kind of way, admitted he made most of the stuff he said up and she seemed pretty quick to forgive him.  You think this will detour her dreams of a family with the white picket fence that lives happily ever after?

Posted by: tinkerbella at July 29, 2010 06:10 PM (3MNS8)

36 I have always been a defender of Sarah Palin, but I am tiring of the continuing soap opera that is her family.  This has reached the point of ridiculous.

???

I don't get how people believe she's responsible this fuckwad kid's behavior...but he's not.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 29, 2010 06:12 PM (jV+np)

37 35 I have always been a defender of Sarah Palin, but I am tiring of the continuing soap opera that is her family.  This has reached the point of ridiculous. 

And when is Todd Palin going to just lose his shit and go postal on the whole damn crew?

Posted by: tinkerbella at July 29, 2010 11:07 PM (3MNS


Agreed.

Posted by: Timbo at July 29, 2010 06:12 PM (ph9vn)

38 ace calling Levi a man-slut is the very definition of the pot calling the kettle a "mongrel kitchen appliance"

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Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 29, 2010 06:12 PM (ruzrP)

39 Two words, Ace:

Bareback City!

Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Obstetrician-General Sir Andrew S. Sullivan, Esq., O.B.E., W.T.F. at July 29, 2010 06:16 PM (qXuXs)

40 Hmmmm.

If this is true then this is like a real life version of the movie "Idiocracy"!

We're going to be overwhelmed by the idiot progeny of this walking gumball machine.

Posted by: memomachine at July 29, 2010 06:17 PM (MwCol)

41 Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 29, 2010 11:12 PM (jV+np)

I know she's not responsible for Levi, or Bristol's at this point, behavior.  However, because she is in the spotlight we continue to get this shit thrown at us.  Think if she actually wins the presidency...it will be nothing but Levi and Bristol bullshit for at least 4 years.  It's kinda like the "racist" shit we deal with now.  By the time 2012 rolls around, there will be enough people tired of the 24/7 racist bullshit and want Obama gone for that reason alone.

It's unfortunate this is the situation, but it is a reality.  People are already tired of the Palin family drama...they aren't going to look at her and think, "gosh, I want 4 years of Palin family drama ON STEROIDS.  Let's elect her".

Posted by: tinkerbella at July 29, 2010 06:18 PM (3MNS8)

42 Did that reporter who moved in next door to her and that is snooping around Wasilla find this out?

Posted by: Who Knows at July 29, 2010 06:20 PM (aE/nJ)

43

News flash, his last name is Johnston not Palin.  Sarah and Todd didn't raise him.

If Bristol's last name was Biden, Gore or Kennedy this type of shit would be expected but it just wouldn't be reported.   Blaming Sarah for the actions of Levi is ridiculous.

Add me to the list that hopes the wedding will be called off.

Posted by: Naan at July 29, 2010 06:22 PM (GARYj)

44 I look at it like this... with this kind of stuff swirling around her.. it makes her not a serious candidate.  People like my dad who is ind. leans republican will never vote for Palin in the primary because of this stuff. She will never win the primary.

No Levi is not under her control but that wont matter.
Independents and conservatives will want a serious person to clean up this disaster in office and they wont look at her as the person to fix it. Right or wrong.. perception is reality.

Posted by: Timbo at July 29, 2010 06:27 PM (ph9vn)

45

Palin '12 is dead.

WAY dead!

 

Posted by: ErikW at July 29, 2010 06:28 PM (epVgF)

46 If this is true then this is like a real life version of the movie "Idiocracy"!


What do you mean "real life version"?  Idiocracy was the finest documentary film of the last decade.

Posted by: David Mamet at July 29, 2010 06:34 PM (qXuXs)

47 He's a classic dumbguy.  But, goodness, I guess Bristol's a dumbgirl.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 06:36 PM (tgBWq)

48
Idiocracy

Fake , but accurate

Posted by: Dan Rathernot at July 29, 2010 06:38 PM (rMMMP)

49

Mary Jo Kopechne '68 is DEAD WAY DEAD.

 

Posted by: gus at July 29, 2010 06:42 PM (MaqIC)

50 Oh, I think Sarah Palin will be the president in 2012.  not 100% sure, but that's my guess.  She's also probably going to be a very good leader, although I'm sure she'll let me down in some way at some point.  I've been to too many rallies not to notice that her supporters are smart, diverse, and devoted.

and I agree it's not fair to blame her for this kind of crap.  Obviously.  I'm not to blame for every retard in law in my family, and you aren't for yours.

This does make it a little harder.  This soap opera thing does give the democrats some ammo with idiots.  I would greatly prefer Ryan with or without this soap opera, but that's probably not gonna happen. 

Everyone will be gunning for her for the next few years... and this will make it a little harder and dirtier.  This smidgen obviously makes little difference, but I sure wish Bristol would have put this crap on hold.  That seems unfair, and yet... I don't think it's unfair at all. 

Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 06:44 PM (dUOK+)

51 Generalissimo Francisco Franco '75 is STILL DEAD WAY DEAD.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at July 29, 2010 06:45 PM (kmmbv)

52 That woman's family life really makes me uncomfortable.

Yes, I voted for Clinton.  Why do you ask?

Posted by: Concerned Christian Moderate Independent at July 29, 2010 06:47 PM (IQBsP)

53 I'm with y'all.  Idiocracy was a scarily accurate, very stupid, prescient oeuvre.  The opening sequence was the best part.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 29, 2010 06:50 PM (MFbfZ)

54

Its OK. Palin still continues to accumulate wealth, endorse candidates for office and all the while, she has a shitty family (KIDS) situation. been there.

She is still kicking ass. And has super support.

...If McCain should die in office...

OH NO, She would have been....

"The republicans stay home on election day...afraid of the bad looks they might get from a panther... If I see a panther this next election someones going to the hospital.  mayhap...me!

Posted by: A'foot or A'horseback at July 29, 2010 06:51 PM (8uy28)

55

In a way, it humanizes the Palins.  It shows they have the same problems as parents everybody else has.  I think people can identify with her and Todd on this.

Sarah's smart enough to keep him at arms length now even while welcoming him back.  That would be an uncomfortable thing to have to worry about, but she'll be able to handle it.

That having been said, this gives all the Palins an out.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 06:53 PM (tgBWq)

56
" That woman's family life really makes me uncomfortable.

Yes, I voted for Clinton.  Why do you ask?
Posted by: Concerned Christian Moderate Independent"

Well, this is a bad example, since Palin can win without any Clinton voters.  But yeah, this kind of shit does burn a few votes.  It shouldn't.  It's stupid.  the democrats never care about this shit except with Palin.

Bla bla bla.

There's a reason single men have a hard time winning high office.  There's a reason politicians show you their happy family.  There's a reason Obama has actually thought about his girls getting abortions.

some voters do not vote based on policy, but based on who they like more on a gut level.  Seems silly to me.  Obama taking his kids to Rev Wright means Palin is a better parent even if she was slapping her kids around with a hammer (and honestly, Sarah looks like a really good mother).  But this kind of crap does cause problems for some voters.

There's no controlling some boob like Levi.  And it's hard for me to insist Bristol put her reconciliation on hold with the father of her kid.  I guess I'm just annoyed. 

Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 06:53 PM (dUOK+)

57 Seems like it would be hard to be a father with guys like Levi hanging around.  It would be hard to restrain yourself at times, I suspect.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 06:55 PM (tgBWq)

58 :"

In a way, it humanizes the Palins.  It shows they have the same problems as parents everybody else has.  I think people can identify with her and Todd on this.

Sarah's smart enough to keep him at arms length now even while welcoming him back.  That would be an uncomfortable thing to have to worry about, but she'll be able to handle it.

That having been said, this gives all the Palins an out.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 29, 2010 11:53 PM (tgBWq)"

that's a good point.

I have family that make me facepalm.  Most Americans have someone int heir family who has had severe debt or drug problems or a nasty divorce.  It's normal America.

Sarah stood by her daughter.  I honestly doubt Obama would have.  He certainly doesn't take care of his less photogenic family issues very well.

Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 06:55 PM (dUOK+)

59

Nobody has mentioned BIDENS, Delaware employed daughter being filmed SNORTING COCAINE YET.

 

Why is that?

 

Posted by: gus at July 29, 2010 06:58 PM (MaqIC)

60 58 Seems like it would be hard to be a father with guys like Levi hanging around.  It would be hard to restrain yourself at times, I suspect.

I suspect it won't be long before Levi finds his face restraining the forward motion of Todd's fists.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at July 29, 2010 07:00 PM (kmmbv)

61 I suspect it won't be long before Levi finds his face restraining the forward motion of Todd's fists.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at July 30, 2010 12:00 AM (kmmbv)


That would rock! 

Posted by: Timbo at July 29, 2010 07:02 PM (ph9vn)

62 off, damned sock...

Posted by: Gran at July 29, 2010 07:02 PM (kmmbv)

63

 " Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure)."

 

When I was in college, I knew a guy who's dad worked for the company that manufactured Trojan condoms.  He had all these great t-shirts with pithy sayings.  My favorite:

"Rub her the right way"  on the front

"Trojan" on the back.

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2010 07:08 PM (CfmlF)

64 ...one of his old girlfriends is about to give birth to a child she believes may be Levi's!

It doesn't matter whether he has another bun in the oven with some other girl. Gov Palin's kid shouldn't even be entertaining the idea of getting back together with the guy; there's other, better prospects out there.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 29, 2010 07:10 PM (XXuIK)

65 "

Nobody has mentioned BIDENS, Delaware employed daughter being filmed SNORTING COCAINE YET.

 

Why is that?

 

Posted by: gus at July 29, 2010 11:58 PM (MaqIC)"


Because while democrats preach far more, cite the Bible far more, complain about racism far more, and promote their own morality far more... the elites know it's a cynical lie and a punchline.  Right wingers often actually TRY to not be racists or druggies or sluts.  And even if they are, they often think that kind of thing is wrong.  This means their failure to have perfect families and lives is some kind of evidence that no one should try to sincerely be a good person.  Or, to be more honest, it means that people who hat morality can feel a lot better about themselves.

Seeing a person like Sarah Palin, who refused to get an abortion when she was supposed to (according to the left), face hardship in sexual politics, is just a relief to those who hate her.  They want to pretend she was claiming her life was perfect... and they see anything but perfection as some kind of failure.  They don't realize that their misery, and Palin's happiness, are the real points of comparison.

Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 29, 2010 07:11 PM (dUOK+)

66 With the microscopic Tribbles statement, Ace once again demonstrates that all of human existence can ultimately be reduced to a Star Trek metaphor.

Posted by: Pavel at July 29, 2010 07:22 PM (1jazK)

67

Next on Maury Povich.Jerry Springer...
 

Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2010 07:24 PM (q8CmE)

68

" Kid, they're called rubbers, and they even come ribbed (for her pleasure)."

I turn them inside out. 

Now who those ribs for?

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2010 08:09 PM (nj4KU)

69 I tried to give the kid pointers...

Posted by: Will FFolkes at July 29, 2010 08:12 PM (kq1lG)

70

60,

 

it's all about the magic (d)

Posted by: sven10077 at July 29, 2010 08:14 PM (kq1lG)

71 Will Bristol forgive him and take him back? Tune in same time, same channel.

Posted by: apodoca at July 29, 2010 08:16 PM (JCHdz)

72 Shit, if Caroline Kennedy wasn't a Kennedy, she would be in an alley blowing hobos for Vicodin. Since she is a Kennedy, she probably has about 35 scripts for it floating around New England.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 09:09 PM (Vol3D)

73 It's unfortunate this is the situation, but it is a reality.  People are already tired of the Palin family drama...they aren't going to look at her and think, "gosh, I want 4 years of Palin family drama ON STEROIDS.  Let's elect her".

Posted by: tinkerbella at July 29, 2010 11:18 PM (3MNS


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Posted by: JournoList 2.0 at July 29, 2010 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

74 Would not be in the tiniest bit surprising.

Posted by: Schlippy at July 29, 2010 09:19 PM (WNhxX)

75 Why, if Obama's preacher had been a crazed anti-American lunatic, we'd - no, no, wait, that's true.

If Al Gore's son had been a drunk driver, this would have... no, sorry...

Well, if Clinton's brother... no, wait.

Okay, if Jimmy Carter's brother had peed in public on an airport runway and taken money from Libya... DAMMIT!

Yeah, pretty much all of these got coverage (except for Gore), but Billy C. was treated as nothing but a slightly embarrassing joke, and the press did their best to hide Mr. Wright.

The MFM also made a gigantic damned stink about anything said about Chelsea, turned around and attacked the Bush girls, and this is what you have now.

They are liars, hypocrites, partisan hacks, and revolting shrews. We don't have a press corps, we have a mafia media adjunct to the Democrat party.




Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at July 29, 2010 09:24 PM (bxiXv)

76 This whole kerfuffle with Johnston bothers me less than the camping trip with Kate Gosslin. Why have anything to do with some worthless reality show "celebrity"? Are you gonna ask her for advice on foreign policy? WTF?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 29, 2010 09:57 PM (ADeN1)

77 Let's hope it's not true.

Sadly Ace, the National Enquirer has a better "truth" record now than the so-called "real press". Let's hope she dumps the SOB for good.

Posted by: Vic at July 29, 2010 10:20 PM (/jbAw)

78 saran and mitt 2012 !!!

Posted by: denny crane at July 30, 2010 12:31 AM (I+7Zv)

79 Agreed, once a manwhore, always.

Same applies to one of manwhore's old girlwhores who "thinks her baby might be his,"  only in the running as that baby's daddy.

Bristol. Get a grip. He isn't and never will be YOURS.

Posted by: Beto at July 30, 2010 01:50 AM (H+LJc)

80 Bite me, bitches.

Posted by: VicePresidentBiteMe at July 30, 2010 02:53 AM (/H8uK)

81 *snort* HOO YEAH!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 30, 2010 03:07 AM (FkKjr)

82 I got a Prius up to 100 miles per hour once, or so they tell me.  I was pretty high at the time.

Posted by: Al Gore III at July 30, 2010 03:14 AM (FkKjr)

83
Bristol ----  run!... like the wind...please.



Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 30, 2010 03:36 AM (0fzsA)

84 The people constantly ragging others to stay out of their private bedroom seem to be most obsessed with what other people are doing in the bedroom.

Ace and Andy,  I'm going to join in your bedroom obsession game for moment and ask the question:

When you guys are in your bedroom  together obsessing over what others do, are you both wearing a rubber while yanking one another off as you obsess over the uterus you'll never have?

Posted by: Harvard Inbred=Liberal's Useful Idiots at July 30, 2010 03:54 AM (+xhL8)

85 "CHELSEA's WEDDING PANIC"
A little healthy skepticism would be good on Bristol's part.....Mark has proved to be a nice guy.....levi, not so much....

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 04:15 AM (p302b)

86 Ohfercryingoutloud!

The last thing Gov Christie needed was WAPO Ruling Class Peggy Noohan's  trumping up his glory as being just like The Gipper.

Peggy Noonan,  that Ivy-Inbred piece-of-P*losi stuck in the middle WAPO's useful Journo-listic idiocy has just killed any chance Gov Christie may have had to avoid being associated with The Ruling Class tyrants.

Shut up Peggy Noonan-leave the room-go do some homework or something!

Posted by: Harvard Inbred=Liberal's Useful Idiots at July 30, 2010 04:30 AM (+xhL8)

87 Speaking of weddings, here's one that worth it just for the comments after the piece

There are a lot of things here confusing, not the least of which is this:  Under what authority can Bill perform marriages?

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 04:35 AM (p302b)

88 Posted by: Harvard Inbred=Liberal's Useful Idiots at July 30, 2010 09:30 AM (+xhL

Don't forget, she was one of the infamous twelve along with kudlow.at the WH dinner of which he talked incessantly on his show.  But, interestingly enough, in looking for a piece on that dinner, I found that there may have been a second dinner.  Cause Kudlow was pretty talky and he said he ate at the WH.

Posted by: curious at July 30, 2010 04:44 AM (p302b)

89 The cold reality about things, is that the Enquirer also floated the 'affair' that never happened, and suggested that Track went to Iraq, to avoid jail, so their track record on the Palins is about that with the Black Sox, since 1919. It may be true
about Levi, who I wouldn't feed to a bear on a bet, but try some perspective on it.
The real Vice President's daughter, 'we really dodged a bullet there' ws caught on tape, snorting certain substances, and yet she is a unperson as well as the media is concerned

Posted by: dr. lizardo at July 30, 2010 05:08 AM (5mxgI)

90 There's no controlling some boob like Levi.

Honestly, I thought that when they announced their engagement, there would be a second announcement that Levi had gone to work on a rig, where he would stay out there for 6 months at a time.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 30, 2010 06:15 AM (PDN1L)

91 it's all about the magic (d)

I have said before that if Palin were a Democrat with the exact same policy preferences, she would be praised by the media as a "genuine American", a "working class hero" or a "mom in running shoes."

Posted by: AmishDude at July 30, 2010 06:18 AM (PDN1L)

92 This is good news believe it or not. It reduces his credibility even further and shows that Sarah was right all along about him. Maybe Bristol can come to her senses now.

Posted by: Dan at July 30, 2010 06:43 AM (1jzSs)

93 This wouldn't have an impact on Bristol.  She already knew he was trying to get with many girls.  If posing for a gay porno mag, lying about her mother in an incredibly destructive way, and abandoning her baby were not enough for Bristol to say she guy is not the one for her... this additional baby shit isn't going to make a dent.

It really is a shame, but she's one of those kids who picked a douchebag.

Posted by: Legendary Film Star Rick Moranis at July 30, 2010 07:11 AM (dUOK+)

94 I'm certainly not blaming Sarah for Levi but if I was Todd Palin, there is no way in hell this asshole would be allowed within 50 feet of my daughter.  Period.   I mean, the US weekly thing ?  If my kid pulled a stunt like that....   Seriously?  That would have been the last people heard of Ricky Hollywood.  Those bears do get hungry in alaska, especially with all this global warming and I'm thinking Ricky would make a nice meal for several of them (gotta save the environment, recycle, etc).

Posted by: Matt at July 30, 2010 08:39 AM (c4srZ)

95 20 Levi is one real stud muffin mud stuffin'

Posted by: Neo at July 29, 2010 10:42 PM (tE8FB)

Posted by: Todd, First Dude at July 30, 2010 10:36 AM (yRrAd)

96

Hello, Sarah?  Have you kicked the dumb no-longer-a-child broad out of your life yet for being such a complete idiot?

No?

Then you're a worthless enabler.  It was bad enough you were paying so little attention to her actions when she was a child that she got knocked up, but you don't have the excuse that she's a child anymore and neither does she.

Let's see you take a stand, not one like claiming to support conservatives while you campaign for McCain or one like saying how tough you are while quitting your job.  I want to see an ACTUAL stand.

It's easy.  See that curb?  Kick her to it.  Leave her there until she dumps the creep and admits what a stupid, worthless human she is.  She absolutely will not do it while you stroke her li'l ego and support her decisions.

You owe it to your grandchild.

Posted by: BB at July 30, 2010 01:53 PM (qF8q3)

97 May you be blessed with sterility, BB.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2010 02:40 PM (8/oOq)

98 I hope its true. 

Posted by: doom_n_gloom at July 30, 2010 04:00 PM (d8XZZ)

99 Um, as noted above by Beto, levi is not the only whore here -- from the huffpo [shaddup] post -- ""Levi is one of **three possible fathers** who were with Lanesia during the **probable week** of conception."" [!!!!]

Posted by: Buckaroo at July 30, 2010 04:35 PM (lK1Ky)

100 after toby928 and if it's too late, may it's children gtfo of the house before they are too badly damaged ... [!]

Posted by: Buckaroo at July 30, 2010 04:36 PM (lK1Ky)

101 May you be blessed with sterility, BB.

It's called tough love.

BB's missive might be harsh, but the general idea is right on the mark.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 30, 2010 06:07 PM (XXuIK)

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