January 29, 2010

Oh My: Maybe That John Edwards Sex Tape Is Real
— Ace

I never gave this much play because I figured it was likely bullshit. Anyone selling a tell-all book has a huge financial incentive to claim as many explosive, lurid details as possible.

So, if there was a tape, Andrew Young had a strong reason to claim there was.

But, if there was not a tape, Andrew Young had an equally strong reason to claim there was.

There was no way to say which of those two was at work here, so I just sort of ignored the sex-tape claim. Well, I mentioned it, I think. But I didn't have any reason to believe it was a real claim.

Well, may be...

The two-time failed presidential candidate's former mistress, Rielle Hunter, has obtained a court order demanding that a former Edwards aide turn over videotapes and photos Hunter says belong to her, reports CBS News Correspondent Tara Mergener.

Andrew Young's tell-all book, "The Politician," which is slated to hit stores Saturday, makes the explosive claim that Young found a sex tape made by Hunter and Edwards just months before the January 2008 Iowa caucus, Mergener says.

Do the materials Hunter is after include that tape?

According to the Maj. Charles Blackwood of the Orange County, N.C. Sheriff's Office, the restraining order "speaks to video recordings and photographs that depict matters of a private and personal nature."

Young refused to hand over the tapes and photos to the Sheriff's Office on Thursday, reports Mergener.

Supposedly, Edwards is clearly identifiable on the tape, but the woman he's with isn't. Whatever that means. We know it's Rielle. (Or... we think we know that.)

Shocker, huh? Edwards makes a sex tape and makes sure he's the only one in frame and the woman he's banging is barely visible. I never would have guessed that. Ever.

I'm not sure Young will comply. He may want to hold on to the tape as evidence should one of these two solid citizens launch a defamation suit.

He may turn the tape over only if he extracts a signed legal admission from Rielle that the tape is real and therefore no defamation suit can flow from his mention of it.

Either way, though, I don't see him releasing it. His book will sell well enough and I don't think he wants to invite legal troubles or suits here.

So it may exist, but you'll never see it.

Praise the Creator.

Incidentally, what I hear? I hear John Edwards fornicates like a symphony.

Thanks to Lord Raiden.

Posted by: Ace at 08:28 AM | Comments (156)
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1 Oh geez, who cares

Posted by: Truman North at January 29, 2010 08:31 AM (e8YaH)

2 Whatever happens, I've got my eye bleach at the ready

Posted by: Griff at January 29, 2010 08:32 AM (O9Cc8)

3 I'd include a DVD with each book...just as a valuable "historical reference" of course...it would have nothing to do with pimping book sales.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 29, 2010 08:33 AM (rwfwZ)

4 Some men have a thing for the pregnant women, yes Ace.

Posted by: Holden Salinger at January 29, 2010 08:33 AM (pUctD)

5 Any chance Silky Pony was boning his videographer and DIDN'T  film it?

Posted by: C.B. DeMille at January 29, 2010 08:34 AM (eDvXz)

6 I'd watch it just to see if his hair gets messed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 08:35 AM (UOM48)

7 You don't need a sex tape to prove that you're sleazy.

But it helps.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 29, 2010 08:37 AM (TJoID)

8

Some videographer...

 

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2010 08:38 AM (apI2P)

9 I'd watch it just to see if his hair gets messed up.

*rofl*  Me too.  But I want the bowdlerized version.  Black rectangle over everything but the hair.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 29, 2010 08:38 AM (mR7mk)

10

Shocker, huh? Edwards makes a sex tape and makes sure he's the only one in frame and the woman he's banging is barely visible.

The real shocker to me is that there's a woman in the video at all.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 29, 2010 08:38 AM (tWf3S)

11 I don't think he's going to be as much of a "silky pony" as the rumors are making out.  G-d gave him that hair. That's his only physical gift.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 29, 2010 08:38 AM (LKkE8)

12 A question:  Who the hell leaves a sex tape just sort of lying around?  Wouldn't you lock that up somewhere?  (Not that I have any experience with that kind of thing, mind you.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 08:39 AM (UOM48)

13 So much for eating lunch today

Posted by: Doc at January 29, 2010 08:40 AM (WKOg4)

14 Let me just say EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW

Posted by: alexthechick at January 29, 2010 08:41 AM (8WZWv)

15

The real shocker to me is that there's a woman in the video at all.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 29, 2010 01:38 PM (tWf3S)

Thread winner so far.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at January 29, 2010 08:41 AM (Vu6sl)

16 This won't help him in the Big House. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 08:41 AM (UOM48)

17 Some things are best left unseen.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2010 08:41 AM (tsGKZ)

18 man, Ace changed "performs cunnilingus" to "fornicates".

Posted by: Holden Salinger at January 29, 2010 08:42 AM (pUctD)

19 Sex tape or not, this man almost became President KNOWING all of what his pathetic little ass did to his wife and family.

Fucking piece of shit.  Typical democrat scandal.  no play in the media what so ever.

If a republican farts, it's national news.


Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 29, 2010 08:43 AM (x4S2a)

20 We know that it's Rielle Hunter in the tape because she keeps shouting, "Oh, John...John!! Is she dead yet?!!"

Posted by: RIELITY HUNTER at January 29, 2010 08:44 AM (1kwr2)

21 Sex tape or not, this man almost became President KNOWING all of what his pathetic little ass did to his wife and family. Fucking piece of shit. Typical democrat scandal. no play in the media what so ever. If a republican farts, it's national news. Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 29, 2010 01:43 PM (x4S2a) And look what we got. Now who got really got fucked here?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 29, 2010 08:45 AM (0GFWk)

22 I'm dipping both of my Americas if it gets released.

Posted by: Dos Estados Unidos at January 29, 2010 08:45 AM (eDvXz)

23

If a republican farts, it's national news.

Farting like a symphony is hard work.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 29, 2010 08:46 AM (4EKQP)

24 At least Edwards wasn't fucking me...

Posted by: The Chicken at January 29, 2010 08:46 AM (Vu6sl)

25 Hey, guys!  Katie sent over some of her butterscotch pudding and I'm dippin' my Nilla wafers in it.  Ummmm good!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at January 29, 2010 08:47 AM (UOM48)

26 I'm still holding out for Barry's.

Posted by: Chris Buckley at January 29, 2010 08:47 AM (qyKoF)

27

Someone said he's hung like Dick Cheney..

...yeah...like that's fucking possible

 

Posted by: beedubya at January 29, 2010 08:48 AM (AnTyA)

28

12 A question:  Who the hell leaves a sex tape just sort of lying around?  Wouldn't you lock that up somewhere?  (Not that I have any experience with that kind of thing, mind you.)

What's the point of making the tape if you can't show off to every 12 year old with a computer?

Posted by: Truman North at January 29, 2010 08:49 AM (e8YaH)

29 If there is a sex tape you know it will eventually get out there.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 08:49 AM (QrA9E)

30 #27

Dear God, no.  The thought of Barky and the Wookie doing it just made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 08:49 AM (UOM48)

31 Yeah 2 Americas. The one "we" live in, and the one where slimy ass sucking democrats get to act like fucking Pharaoh.

Posted by: Berserker at January 29, 2010 08:51 AM (gWHrG)

32 #10

That's the B side. The A side is Edwards all by himself.

Posted by: Retread at January 29, 2010 08:51 AM (bxM+l)

33 "Barky and the wookie"

LMFAO!!

Posted by: MelodicMetal in MA at January 29, 2010 08:52 AM (x4S2a)

34 Why didn't you come to me like a f'n man and tell me not to tape that shit?

Posted by: John F'n Edwards at January 29, 2010 08:52 AM (nx1kg)

35 Remember the Rob Lowe sex tape made during the Democratic convention in Atlanta back in l980-whatever?  Well, I saw the thing at a party one night in the ATL.  Funniest damned thing ever.  Off camera, he's taking a pee and telling the girl, "I'm still watching" etc.  I can never, ever look at him without remembering that tape.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 08:53 AM (UOM48)

36 This should lock the Pulitzer for National Enquirer, right.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2010 08:53 AM (vb5IK)

37 Reminds me of a story I like to tell about the night that Cheney and some staff (heh) and cabinet members (heh) were having a few cocktails (heh) and decided to have a contest to see who had the longest member.

Big Time waited for the rest to offer their entries, then pulled out just enough to win, before zipping up and shooting another lawyer. Good times.

Posted by: Big Dick's Zipper at January 29, 2010 08:54 AM (eDvXz)

38

Orange County, NC.  Our little liberal town hits the national news for something other than college basketball!

Seriously, you should see the PALACE that that "friend of the little guy" built for himself.  Sickening.  Raised the property tax rates so the less well-off around him could no longer afford that neighborhood.

Making a sex-tape right before a presidential primary seems like a dumb-ass decision that John Edwards would make.  I believe it.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 08:54 AM (in42W)

39 Where is Orange County?  I'm in Franklin myself.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 08:55 AM (nx1kg)

40

He is the STOOOPIST ex-senator EVER. EVER. Really - this is just nuts.

(FYI - I live in NC and voted for Lauch Faircloth, which was hard because he was a gross, sweaty looking old guy - but Edwards' commercials gave me the creeps - all about the two toddlers running down a sunny hill and then John and a fuzzy, fat Elizabeth in the backround...)

Posted by: Jane at January 29, 2010 08:56 AM (/TVdO)

41 The real shocker to me is that there's a woman in the video at all.

For Johnny boy there's no woman there at all.  Just a pussy.

Posted by: CUS at January 29, 2010 08:56 AM (wOGfT)

42 Edwards is clearly identifiable on the tape, but the woman he's with isn't. Whatever that means.

Please -- no Amanda Marcotte tapes.

Posted by: mesablue at January 29, 2010 08:56 AM (CbF4r)

43 OT,  Did you know that whenever two or three Blackberry's get together it's a church?

http://tinyurl.com/yjw5y8f

"The One", he sure is a clever guy, for a light skinned half negro.

Posted by: Rev. Wright at January 29, 2010 08:57 AM (2+9Yx)

44 #42  Tie for threadwinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 08:57 AM (UOM48)

45 And this is the kind of guy Democrats find worthy of praise.  Got it.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 29, 2010 08:58 AM (wPZU5)

46 Potential names for the theatrical release:

Schtump Speech
Two Americas One Cup
Bent Over Videographers 17

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 29, 2010 08:58 AM (+lsX1)

47 GOP rebuttal on now

Posted by: beedubya at January 29, 2010 08:58 AM (AnTyA)

48 Orange County....Chapel Hill.  Edwards lives a few miles southeast of town.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 08:58 AM (in42W)

49 So tonight, I'm asking you to join me in the work ahead. I need your voice. I need your passion. And I need your support. Can you help fuel our fight for the middle class with a monthly donation of $15 or more? We have just finished a difficult year. We have come through a difficult decade. But a new year has come. A new decade stretches before us. We don't quit. I don't quit. Let's seize this moment -- to start anew, to carry the dream forward, and to strengthen our union once more. Thank you for making it possible, President Barack Obama

Posted by: Your Hardworking Spam Filter at January 29, 2010 08:59 AM (8WOM0)

50 Chapel Hill, right!  I knew it was somewhere to the west of Raleigh, but I was thinking more towards the north.
Franklin is just north of Wake.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 09:00 AM (nx1kg)

51 What possible interest could we have with a former Vice Presidential candidate on a losing ticket?

Nothing they do is interesting or worth our efforts, so stop asking.

Posted by: The MSM at January 29, 2010 09:00 AM (eDvXz)

52 My favorite part of the STFU speech was where he said he hated the bank bail-outs.
Really jackass?  Why did you vote for it then?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 09:01 AM (nx1kg)

53 I do his manscaping. This is really the start of my reality show " scapes o'de douchers"

Posted by: DIx dixter at January 29, 2010 09:01 AM (t/GDA)

54 If you call the police to report your stash stolen, its kinda hard to deny its yours if they find it.

Posted by: tmitsss at January 29, 2010 09:01 AM (V4Pya)

55 The person I feel sorriest for, even moreso than Elizabeth, is their teenaged daughter.  Good grief, to have that POS for a dad.  Oh, and the poor baby, too.  Twice doomed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 09:01 AM (UOM48)

56 49 Orange County....Chapel Hill.  Edwards lives a few miles southeast west of town.   Fixed it.  Yeah I've been through Franklin County a few times.  Used to play golf at Bunn Country Club once a year for a fund-raiser.  Country course but their beers are like a buck twenty-five.  Can't beat that!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 09:02 AM (in42W)

57 Methinks the camera angle is roughly equivalent to that of Bill Lumbergh's equivalent scene in 'Office Space'.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 29, 2010 09:02 AM (NtI5g)

58 The thought of Barky and the Wookie doing it just made me throw up in my mouth a little.


It probably makes them sick, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 29, 2010 09:03 AM (mR7mk)

59 Shit for brains. And to think this "man" was running for the highest office. I feel so bad for his kids. They have to be beyond embarrassed. Bitch for a mom and an absolute scumbag for a father.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 29, 2010 09:03 AM (pLTLS)

60 Oh, @52, thread winner.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 29, 2010 09:04 AM (mR7mk)

61 For my money, you can't get a better product than the Slap-Chop.  It minces my garlic just perfectly!...SPOTTED in Central Park, Jennifer Tilly!  What a rack on that one!... You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em... John Edwards has been in the news lately.  I've always admired his teeth!... Brazil is where they get Brazil nuts from.  Did you know that?  I didn't!...

Posted by: Senile Larry King at January 29, 2010 09:04 AM (e8YaH)

62

When I read about it, I wondered if she surrepetitiousy made the tape.  Is it more likely the person who made the tape would hide their face or show their face.  I say hide. 

Plus, given the background, she looks like the instigator, the aggressor.  She seems to have been on a crotch-first voyage through life, trying to get an angle.  According to the author, she told Edwards she couldn't get pregnant. 

"I gonna git mysef knocked-up by a rich, famous man."  Not that Edwards is a sympathetic person at all, but in the case of Hunter, it's time to dust-off the "c-word."

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 29, 2010 09:05 AM (4EKQP)

63 Damn, with all of these NC morons we should have a meet-up.  All of the cool kids are doing it...

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 09:06 AM (nx1kg)

64 Hey, Larry!  You know what would be good in pudding?  Brazil nuts!  And extra Nilla wafers!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at January 29, 2010 09:06 AM (UOM48)

65

Posted by: Senile Larry King at January 29, 2010 02:04 PM (e8YaH)

 

Now that's funny!  I don't care who you are......

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 09:06 AM (in42W)

66 Just had lunch with a lawyer friend, I know I was slumming, who went to law school with silky.  The nick name for Elizabeth? 

Ms. Piggy. 

He said she was smarter than John, but she was getting her weight up even then and he couldn't figure out why John was banging her.

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:07 AM (2+9Yx)

67

LMAO, #20

Posted by: Zimriel at January 29, 2010 09:07 AM (9Sbz+)

68 64 Damn, with all of these NC morons we should have a meet-up.  All of the cool kids are doing it...
      Myrtle Beach has been suggested.  Kind of a "Carolina Moron" meet-up.  Didn't get much traction before but I know a bunch of folks (ok well a few, I don't have THAT many friends that are as crazy as me!) who would join the dipping fun times!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 09:08 AM (in42W)

69 Senile Larry King is good to roll out once a year or so, like post-stroke Dick Clark.

Posted by: Truman North at January 29, 2010 09:08 AM (e8YaH)

70

Rumor has it, the tape will be titled:

2 Americas, 1 Cup

Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 09:08 AM (t72+4)

71

Kemp 67, [Elizabeth] was smarter than John

I believe that. But then, so was the mosquito that bit me yesterday.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 29, 2010 09:09 AM (9Sbz+)

72 Well, rumors and post #47 do.

Posted by: Cold Reality at January 29, 2010 09:09 AM (eDvXz)

73 More rumored titles:

Meat Me In My Chambers
Iowa Cock Us Party
Mill Town MILF's

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 29, 2010 09:11 AM (+lsX1)

74 71

Rumor has it, the tape will be titled:

2 Americas, 1 Cup
      ...and 0 Tea-baggers

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 09:11 AM (in42W)

75 64 Damn, with all of these NC morons we should have a meet-up.  All of the cool kids are doing it...

Sounds great!  Meet me at the Harris Teeter while I getting my milk and bread for the "Big" snow storm tonight!

I'll be the moron with an old land cruiser with "Goldwater 64" bumper sticker on it.

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:17 AM (2+9Yx)

76 Agreed, #52 is teh winna!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2010 09:17 AM (i5DLQ)

77 Senile Larry King.  Isn't that redundant?

Posted by: CUS at January 29, 2010 09:17 AM (wOGfT)

78 Breck, Thighs and Videotape
Long John Bedwards
This Time I'm Channeling... John Holmes
Trial (Lawyer) Size Me
Clothing Arguments
You'll Swear When This Is In

Posted by: Vivid Corporation at January 29, 2010 09:17 AM (eDvXz)

79
Please -- no Amanda Marcotte tapes.

Posted by: mesablue at January 29, 2010 01:56 PM (CbF4r)





Only if its with a real Donk and not a political one.

Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 09:18 AM (t72+4)

80 I think the funniest thing yet is that after Andrew Young and his wife found the tape and watched it - they made a copy for "insurance purposes".

Posted by: NunyaBizness at January 29, 2010 09:18 AM (FlhGG)

81

Andrew Young said  "John Edwards was having sex with a clearly PREGNANT woman"

Maybe the tape is Edwards property.  Maybe it's HALF HIS WIFE'S property.

 

Posted by: gus at January 29, 2010 09:19 AM (Vqruj)

82
I'm sure Edwards had a helmet camera,  pointing back toward him.

I know I don't want to see a millisecond of the tape,  but a couple of still frames of Johnny Boy's "grimaces" would be fucking hilarious.

They should put one on the book jacket.

Posted by: Dang at January 29, 2010 09:19 AM (UA4gE)

83
Another title:


Order In My Shorts


Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 09:19 AM (t72+4)

84

John Edwards in "If the do fits, bare it"

Posted by: The Chicken at January 29, 2010 09:20 AM (Vu6sl)

85 Andrew Young said  "John Edwards was having sex with a clearly PREGNANT woman"

Reckon that fucked up the baby's teeth?

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:20 AM (2+9Yx)

86

Maybe Rielle Hunters baby is actually Bristol Palins?????

Birffers need to know.

Posted by: gus at January 29, 2010 09:20 AM (Vqruj)

87

Myrtle Beach has been suggested.  Kind of a "Carolina Moron" meet-up.  Didn't get much traction before but I know a bunch of folks (ok well a few, I don't have THAT many friends that are as crazy as me!) who would join the dipping fun times!

I could go with a meetup in Myrtle Beach in the spring after it starts warming up.

How about the Doll House?

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 09:20 AM (QrA9E)

88

You're on your own this time, John.  I taught you all I know about buying your way out of problems, and you can't keep a sex tape from leaking?  Guess who's feeling unappreciated right about now?

Posted by: Ghost of Fred Baron at January 29, 2010 09:21 AM (rf03a)

89
Andrew Young said  "John Edwards was having sex with a clearly PREGNANT woman"


Reckon that fucked up the baby's teeth?

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 02:20 PM (2+9Yx)





Example 10,072. Things you only see on AoS

Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 09:22 AM (t72+4)

90 Yeah Kemp, my kid is really looking forward to "the big snow" so he can get a snow day from school! Yay!
I almost hated to point out to him that the snow was going to be on Friday night and Saturday, and there's no school on Saturday.  Almost.
Whatever, I have beer, firewood and cheese dip.  I'm all set.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 09:22 AM (nx1kg)

91 Doll House?  Doll House?

Never heard of it, really honey. I got these tees at the Country Club, really.

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:22 AM (2+9Yx)

92 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me that fucking camera was on?

Posted by: John Edwards at January 29, 2010 09:23 AM (P33XN)

93 Myrtle Beach in the spring, has a nice sound to it.

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 09:23 AM (nx1kg)

94
Sex tape transcript excerpt:

John Edwards:  "Ooh,  yeah!  I'm gonna squirt so had it's gonna rot your kid's teeth!"


All true.

Posted by: Dang at January 29, 2010 09:24 AM (UA4gE)

95 #94
Not during Bike Week, which it looks like they are going to have this year.

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:24 AM (2+9Yx)

96 The rumored titles continue:

I'm Almost a Widower!
Erections Have Consequences


Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 29, 2010 09:24 AM (+lsX1)

97

Yeah Kemp, my kid is really looking forward to "the big snow"

LOL, they are not predicting any snow here in SC, only "ice pellets". That is the worse of all the worlds. I am expecting to lose power.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 09:25 AM (QrA9E)

98 Bet he has a mirror and is primping the  hair all along the 30 second way.

Posted by: rightzilla at January 29, 2010 09:25 AM (rVJH4)

99 93 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me that fucking camera was on?

Posted by: John Edwards at January 29, 2010 02:23 PM (P33XN)



Hey, stop stealing my lines.

Posted by: John F'n Edwards at January 29, 2010 09:25 AM (nx1kg)

100

Myrtle Beach in the spring, has a nice sound to it.


Yeah, the golfers can golf while the rest of us sit arounf the Doll House and drink $3.00 beer.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 09:26 AM (QrA9E)

101

Young said the TAPE was labeled "SPECIAL"

 

How special.

Posted by: gus at January 29, 2010 09:27 AM (Vqruj)

102

Fellow NC (wake county area - which would include Orange and Franklin) morons, I'm up for a meetup too.

Somebody get on that.

I'll meet you there.

Posted by: headhunt23 at January 29, 2010 09:28 AM (OMCBg)

103
"Special Needs"?

Posted by: Dang at January 29, 2010 09:28 AM (UA4gE)

104 #98
Same in CLT.

Remember that bad ass ice storm? 

I don't want any of that shit again.  Starting my generator is no fun.

Let it snow, let it snow.  '89 land cruiser, check. winch, check. full tank of gas, check.
Bring it on!

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:29 AM (2+9Yx)

105
Sex Tape Title


Presidential Asspirations

Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 09:29 AM (t72+4)

106 Will there be a SEQUEL??  Filmed in a Federal Prison.

Posted by: gus at January 29, 2010 09:29 AM (Vqruj)

107

Hey, stop stealing my lines.

Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me I was stealing your lines?

Oh wait...I guess you just did.

Posted by: John Edwards at January 29, 2010 09:30 AM (P33XN)

108

OT: Bumper Stick spotted in Nevada:

SEND REID BACK TO SEARCHLIGHT........AND TURN THE LIGHT OFF!

Posted by: rightzilla at January 29, 2010 09:30 AM (rVJH4)

109
Yeah, the golfers can golf while the rest of us sit arounf the Doll House and drink $3.00 beer.

So it's been a while since you were there, obviously.  $3.00?  When was that , 1999?

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:30 AM (2+9Yx)

110 Hope Silky looks good in orange.  With a prison haircut. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 09:31 AM (UOM48)

111 The Edwards Brief

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2010 09:31 AM (w1kxr)

112 Yeah, it has been a while. Probably 5 or 6 now.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 09:32 AM (QrA9E)

113
Will there be a SEQUEL??  Filmed in a Federal Prison.

Posted by: gus at January 29, 2010 02:29 PM (Vqruj)




Hung Jury

Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 09:32 AM (t72+4)

114

Myrtle Beach in the spring, has a nice sound to it.


Yeah, the golfers can golf while the rest of us sit arounf the Doll House and drink $3.00 beer.


Before you know it, we'll be worse than biker's week

Posted by: tmitsss at January 29, 2010 09:32 AM (V4Pya)

115 Hell, I don't know if it is even still open.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 09:33 AM (QrA9E)

116

Ok John we'll use this one for your campaing.  Showing how tender you are with nude pregnant employees.....yes John your hair smells terrific.  All of it.

And.........ACTION!!!!!

Posted by: gus at January 29, 2010 09:33 AM (Vqruj)

117 Good thing America dodged that Snowbilly!

Posted by: 52% at January 29, 2010 09:33 AM (w1kxr)

118 Vic, I haven't been in 10 years, goggled it up, $5 a beer, but who knows how old that post was.  Crazy Horse?  That still open?  I mean if we're going to get wasted, why not the get arrested too?

Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:37 AM (2+9Yx)

119 Nothin like a sex tape to keep support payments coming in. Nothin like nostalgia.

Posted by: chicocano at January 29, 2010 09:39 AM (2n5cq)

120 Yep, Crazy Horse is still open, a preview!

http://tinyurl.com/yk8pr2u


Posted by: Kemp at January 29, 2010 09:40 AM (2+9Yx)

121 Shocker, huh? Edwards makes a sex tape and makes sure he's the only one in frame and the woman he's banging is barely visible. I never would have guessed that. Ever.

Lol, anyone else think of that scene from American Psycho?

http://tinyurl.com/ylmw6q5

Posted by: Sam at January 29, 2010 09:40 AM (Cxsey)

122

LOL, I googled it up and it looks like they have turned into a biker bar. It has been over 10 years for me. But even at the prices then I dropped $300.00 the last time I was in there.

Perhaps we should just look at a meetup at the hotel bar.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 09:42 AM (QrA9E)

123 6 I'd watch it just to see if his hair gets messed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 29, 2010 01:35 PM (UOM4

Um, Jane, he's probably having sex with his hair.

(and his hair just lays there and doesn't move...)

Posted by: Warthog at January 29, 2010 09:46 AM (WDySP)

124

LOL, I googled it up and it looks like they have turned into a biker bar. It has been over 10 years for me. But even at the prices then I dropped $300.00 the last time I was in there.

Perhaps we should just look at a meetup at the hotel bar.


I hear the entertainers at the Masters Club like conservatives, they understand financial incentives and free trade.

Posted by: tmitsss at January 29, 2010 09:46 AM (V4Pya)

125 104
"Special Needs"?
  "Short Bus"!

Posted by: runningrn at January 29, 2010 09:50 AM (CfmlF)

126 118 Good thing America dodged that Ho Snowbilly!     FIFY!

Posted by: runningrn at January 29, 2010 09:52 AM (CfmlF)

127

Perhaps we should just look at a meetup at the hotel bar.

 

Yeah drinking at the strip clubs can get expensive.  Or so I've heard (cough, cough).  I'm sure with this group we should shoot for the bargain rates for alcohol.......

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 09:54 AM (in42W)

128 Rielle Hunter in the XXX movie: "Ride That Silk Pony"

Posted by: The Chicken at January 29, 2010 09:55 AM (Vu6sl)

129 another title 'Legal Spread Eagles'

Posted by: negentropy at January 29, 2010 09:57 AM (27KAF)

130 >>Incidentally, what I hear? I hear John Edwards fornicates like a symphony.

The way to watch this alleged tape is to rev it up and play Benny Hill soundtrack.

Posted by: sporadic small arms fire at January 29, 2010 10:04 AM (dP6Ky)

131 When I read "Oh My", I could hear George Takei's voice.

I wonder if he could narrate the sex tape.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2010 10:06 AM (T0NGe)

132 We are all assuming the tape is him fucking her...could be other way around....strap this on for size....

Posted by: beerologists at January 29, 2010 10:07 AM (tgXx6)

133 Rielle Hunter in the XXX movie: "Ride That Silk Pony"

Posted by: The Chicken at January 29, 2010 02:55 PM (Vu6sl)

That would be the one with Elizabeth and a strap-on

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2010 10:14 AM (mnCO0)

134 Speaking of the Carolinas, it has clouded over and the temps are dropping. I believe the great ice storm of aught-ten is about here.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2010 10:19 AM (QrA9E)

135
God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 29, 2010 10:20 AM (Dxfei)

136

That would be the one with Elizabeth and a strap-on

 

"Moon Over My Mammy"?


Posted by: runningnrn at January 29, 2010 10:24 AM (CfmlF)

137
oxymoron = politicians and character.

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Posted by: sickinmass at January 29, 2010 10:27 AM (Dxfei)

138
"Son of a milfworker."

Posted by: sickinmass at January 29, 2010 10:33 AM (Dxfei)

139 Maybe something more centralized for the NC moron meet-up, somewhere between Charlotte and Raleigh.  Mebane?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at January 29, 2010 10:35 AM (nx1kg)

140 Can you believe what a lack of judgment Edwards has? He had to know that making a tape would kill his career and hurt his family and that he would have to be nuts to trust this bimbo to keep it from being released. That's the guy we want running this country. Maybe, that should be the next question at the presidential debates: Have you ever made a sex tape? Who with?

Posted by: moi at January 29, 2010 10:53 AM (UamI2)

141 "Just had lunch with a lawyer friend, I know I was slumming, who went to law school with silky. The nick name for Elizabeth? Ms. Piggy. He said she was smarter than John, but she was getting her weight up even then and he couldn't figure out why John was banging her." They married after graduating from law school and their wedding photos disprove your friend's story. She looks pretty damn good.

Posted by: moi at January 29, 2010 10:59 AM (UamI2)

142
oxymoron = politicians and character.


The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Posted by: sickinmass at January 29, 2010 03:27 PM (Dxfei)





The Night They Went Down On Old Dixie ?

Posted by: Blazer at January 29, 2010 11:02 AM (t72+4)

143 Shocker, huh? Edwards makes a sex tape and makes sure he's the only one in frame and the woman he's banging is barely visible.

 
The real shocker is that video tape still exists. I don't think Edwards has anything to worry about; everybody threw out their tape players eons ago.

Posted by: profligatewaste at January 29, 2010 11:11 AM (b3rrc)

144 an "act" in the tape....at least one job (ya gotta hope!)
starring in the tape....two jobs
producing the tape....one job
holding the tape......one job
lawsuit to get the tape........six jobs
NE story about the tape.....three jobs
blog writing about the tape.....four jobs
security force guarding the tape.....six jobs

JEEZ...this tape has created or saved....at least 22 or more jobs. Look at all we have done !

Thanks for your time....

Joe Biden

Posted by: sockit2me at January 29, 2010 11:23 AM (nP0oD)

145

Erections Have Consequences


I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928 at January 29, 2010 11:24 AM (PD1tk)

146 Johnny and the Gerbils - The Squeakhole

Posted by: Zimriel at January 29, 2010 11:26 AM (9Sbz+)

147
Piece Process - It Is Hard

The Butt Stops Here

Whore Score - Seven Beers Ago!

There Is Nothing To Fear,  But THIS!

Civil Pork

Penile Code

Small Claims Court?  Guess Again

Oral Deposition

Pole Workers


Posted by: Dang at January 29, 2010 12:22 PM (UA4gE)

148

There once was man from Carolina,

His politics were like those of China.

He finally said “I’m her beau”

‘Cause he didn’t want us to know,

That he really had a vagina

Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 29, 2010 12:46 PM (8NiWI)

149

I hear John Edwards fornicates like a symphony.

A symphony that can go either soprano or bass.

Posted by: Ken at January 29, 2010 01:01 PM (EawMs)

150

On a more serious note:  this guy--this nearly vice-presidential guy who could have been president--was taking serious advice from this weird, weird chick.

This was a woman who called herself a witch and, in fact, was a witch, even if her magical powers were total BS.

And this near-vice-president wasn't just porking her--he was having sessions with her in which she worked her "magic" by "reading his aura."

This is into serious late-tsarist Russian Rasputin territory here. 

This is the kind of people the Democrats are--superstitious perverts who are detached from reality.

Posted by: Ken at January 29, 2010 01:07 PM (EawMs)

151 151 - Solic B+

Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 29, 2010 01:14 PM (8X9tr)

152 151 - Solid B+

Posted by: medulla oblongata at January 29, 2010 01:15 PM (8NiWI)

153 "Son of a milfworker."

ROFL!

Posted by: Lipstick at January 29, 2010 01:58 PM (b+nOT)

154 140 Maybe something more centralized for the NC moron meet-up, somewhere between Charlotte and Raleigh.  Mebane?
      That would work for me...Alamance County is my working territory and I'm there almost every day.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 29, 2010 04:25 PM (in42W)

155

TWAT REFORM.....THE MOVIE.

UNHUNG JURY

PREMATURE ARTICULATION

Posted by: jasonj at January 30, 2010 04:56 AM (69j91)

156

ROFL @159

 

Proof of global warming:Ice caps rising in size

 

i kid you not that is what the psuedo-scientists are saying

Posted by: B35tomothergaston at January 30, 2010 05:28 AM (SlKU8)

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