June 29, 2011

Oh Dear: To Catch A Predator Host Chris Hansen, He of the Hidden Camera Sex Sting, Caught... Cheating on His Wife By Hidden Cameras
— Ace

Of course, Hansen's use of the cameras was for a good purpose (well... it was for ratings, but still, it was for a good purpose as far as a secondary benefit).

And catching him cheating with an adult woman isn't the same as him catching determined pedophiles.

But there's some kind of impossible-to-miss connection here.

Hansen, 51, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months.

Last weekend he was recorded taking Miss Caddell on a romantic dinner at the exclusive Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan, before spending the night at her Palm Beach apartment.

Hansen, who has two young sons, was caught in an undercover sting operation arranged by the National Enquirer.

Secret cameras filmed the couple as they arrived at the hotel for dinner and then drove back to her apartment - where the pair left, carrying luggage, at 8am the following day.

Hansen lives in Connecticut with his wife Mary, 53, but he has been spending more and more time in South Florida investigating the disappearance of James 'Jimmy T' Trindade - and allegedly sleeping with Miss Caddell.

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Why did you bring wine? And condoms?
What did you think was going to happen here?
You thought we were going to have sex?
What gave you that idea?
Oh, I told you to bring wine and condoms.
Right, I remember now.

I really don't think this is karma, but it's either this or "Isn't It Ironic?," and I'm not linking that.

Posted by: Ace at 11:47 AM | Comments (186)
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1
Whoops.

Posted by: looking closely at June 29, 2011 11:49 AM (KNy97)

2 cheating-cheating?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 11:49 AM (OhYCU)

3 HA HA HA HA!!!!! PRICELESS!

Posted by: giftogab at June 29, 2011 11:50 AM (SPVfc)

4 BowOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHWWWWWWW!1!11!

Posted by: Pooter Hound at June 29, 2011 11:50 AM (le5qc)

5 His pants were hacked

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 11:50 AM (OhYCU)

6 I wonder who ratted this guy out.

Posted by: looking closely at June 29, 2011 11:50 AM (KNy97)

7 You live by tricksies, you die by tricksies.

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 11:51 AM (oj5vc)

8 He cannot say that was him in the video with certitude.

Posted by: giftogab at June 29, 2011 11:51 AM (SPVfc)

9 Kristyn Caddell?

Wonder who her daddy is? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:51 AM (UOM48)

10 He who lives by the camera, usually gets fingerprints all over the lens ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 29, 2011 11:51 AM (L9W0l)

11 Mmmm, newsbabe.  http://tinyurl.com/6jstmwp

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 11:52 AM (QKKT0)

12 Was he riding the corporate jet too? Tax deductible.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at June 29, 2011 11:52 AM (le5qc)

13 9 -- I tried to look it up, had no luck. Let's hope it's not, for ALL of our sakes.

Posted by: ace at June 29, 2011 11:52 AM (nj1bB)

14 When Chris was 30, she was 11......PREDATOR!!!!

Posted by: giftogab at June 29, 2011 11:52 AM (SPVfc)

15
"Hansen lives in Connecticut with his wife Mary, 53, but he has been spending more and more time in South Florida investigating the disappearance of James 'Jimmy T' Trindade - and allegedly sleeping with getting his knob polished by Miss Caddell."

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 11:53 AM (G/zuv)

16 The bitch set me up!!!

Posted by: Mr. Hanson to you at June 29, 2011 11:53 AM (oj5vc)

17 He was just trying to up his game

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 11:53 AM (OhYCU)

18

The very dictionary definition of "ShadenBONER" right there. 

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2011 11:53 AM (Orc9J)

19

Kristyn's work includes an incredible series of stories which started with an investigation into a questionable pet spa and ended with a murder-suicide.   http://tinyurl.com/6jstmwp

She tore the lid off the old pet spa scam!

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 11:54 AM (QKKT0)

20 Someone better start screen capturing facebook and twitter

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 11:54 AM (OhYCU)

21

ha HA!

/Muntz

Posted by: alexthechick at June 29, 2011 11:54 AM (VtjlW)

22 She is pretty hot, in a Fox News sort of way. I'd link her snatch, but the tinyurl thing is beyond my feeble computer skillz.
I love South Florida.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at June 29, 2011 11:55 AM (le5qc)

23 I was never able to watch that show. It upset me too much to know that there were that many subhumans preying on kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 11:56 AM (R/hMr)

24 As the legendary Irish wit Oscar Wilde said, "One would, upon hearing of this, have to have a heart of stone not to laugh until one pissed one's pants."

Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Mike James at June 29, 2011 11:56 AM (FMUMi)

25 Imagine if she's related to Pat Caddell.  I wouldn't want to be Chris Hansen.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:56 AM (UOM48)

26 Well, those that are famous usually think that the rules don't apply to them, so curse you Ace for pointing out his infidelities.  You will burn for this.

Posted by: Sponge at June 29, 2011 11:56 AM (UK9cE)

27 11 Mmmm, newsbabe.  http://tinyurl.com/6jstmwp

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 04:52 PM (QKKT0)


I like the answer to the experience question. Is that for real? Where is Ace? That sounds like the credential post all over again

Posted by: Pooter Hound at June 29, 2011 11:57 AM (le5qc)

28 She had been an "intern with NBC in New York City"


Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 11:57 AM (OhYCU)

29 What goes around comes around. You talk the talk but can ya walk the walk?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 29, 2011 11:58 AM (5jbD3)

30 Come on, he was just doing research

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2011 11:58 AM (va/+h)

31 Speaking of that stupid song "Ironic," is it "ironic" that only about two of the examples of "irony" that Alanis Morrissette used in that song, were actually, well, examples of irony?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2011 11:58 AM (Orc9J)

32 "When she’s not writing, you can find this die-hard soccer player on the field, spending time at the beach, running, helping out at the local animal shelters or eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!"

and of course, banging the Predator

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 11:58 AM (OhYCU)

33

I was never able to watch that show. It upset me too much to know that there were that many subhumans preying on kids.

Hey, somebody had to come over to warn that naive young girl that there are bad people on the internetz!

Posted by: Truck Driver With Condoms, Booze, and a Boner at June 29, 2011 11:59 AM (QKKT0)

34 This morning on the radio, the DJ was interviewing some of the people at the Transformers (?) premier.  He talked to a 'couple' and the guy said to not use their names because although he was married, she was not (winky)

Turns out however, this 'couple' were filmed going into the theater together, and the clip ran on some morning show more than a few times.

Posted by: CUS at June 29, 2011 11:59 AM (84pE9)

35

Experience: Experienced

wuh...

That works on some strange level.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2011 11:59 AM (7DB+a)

36 META.

Posted by: META at June 29, 2011 12:00 PM (gVqQ3)

37 It's all coming together now.   Chris Hansen clearly created the Starchild111 twitter handle to throw his wife off the trail.

Caddell's full reel here - you can order DVDs!

Posted by: Markos Moulitsas Ziga at June 29, 2011 12:00 PM (4136b)

38 Off, filthy KosSock!

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 29, 2011 12:00 PM (4136b)

39 Nice. Maybe she was just practicing for a White House press pool gig.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:00 PM (NCw5u)

40 Come on, he was just doing research

Posted by: brak at June 29, 2011 04:58 PM (va/+h)



Yeah.

Just like Pete Townshend was surfing child porn for a book he was writing.  Totally believable.

Posted by: Sponge at June 29, 2011 12:01 PM (UK9cE)

41 It's really pretty easy to not cheat on your wife. Watch this: Didn't cheat. Want to see it again?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 29, 2011 12:01 PM (lbo6/)

42

Somebody had to have outed them, the same way Client #9 was outed. Somebody was lookin for a little revenge.

Posted by: Boots at June 29, 2011 12:02 PM (neKzn)

43 32 Speaking of that stupid song "Ironic," is it "ironic" that only about two of the examples of "irony" that Alanis Morrissette used in that song, were actually, well, examples of irony?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2011 04:58 PM (Orc9J)

Thank you! I have had this very drunken discussion before. It's more of foreshadowing than irony as a literary device.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:02 PM (NCw5u)

44 11 Mmmm, newsbabe.  http://tinyurl.com/6jstmwp

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 04:52 PM (QKKT0)

Per that link, her contract is up next month. Free agent!

It also looks like the carpet wouldn't match the drapes. Peroxide much?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2011 12:02 PM (ENKCw)

45 Kristyn was just boning up her journalism resume and practicing her oral communication skills, no doubt.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:03 PM (c0A3e)

46 33
... and of course, banging the Predator
Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 04:58 PM (OhYCU)

So, Hansen's a drone?

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 12:03 PM (7GfKM)

47

Speaking of that stupid song "Ironic," is it "ironic" that only about two of the examples of "irony" that Alanis Morrissette used in that song, were actually, well, examples of irony?

Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Hippie Doper Who Thinks Most Deeply When He's Loaded at June 29, 2011 12:04 PM (QKKT0)

48 44 It's really pretty easy to not cheat on your wife. Watch this:


Didn't cheat. Want to see it again?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 29, 2011 05:01 PM (lbo6/)

Nice try EoJ, but we can't see your hands, and yes it counts.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:04 PM (NCw5u)

49

The other woman looks just like his wife.

 

Cree. Pee.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 29, 2011 12:04 PM (epBek)

50 Gosh, when Hansen was 31 years-old, she was only 10.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 12:04 PM (qdI7N)

51
Wouldn't surprise me if she loses her job over this.

Then again, Ralph Reed is in the market for a press secretary.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2011 12:05 PM (8rHXV)

52

Per that link, her contract is up next month. Free agent!

Let's get all the morons to chip in and make an offer.  I get her first.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 12:06 PM (QKKT0)

53 53

The other woman looks just like his wife.

 

Cree. Pee.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 29, 2011 05:04 PM (epBek)

They always do. LIke the Mark Sanford lady who looked like his wife. Or that movie with Harrison Ford.

Not so much for client 9, that chick was hot.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:06 PM (NCw5u)

54 53

The other woman looks just like his wife.

--------------------

Actually, his wife looks damned good for 53.  Kristyn won't age well if she goes full-on skank.

 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 12:08 PM (UOM48)

55
nevermind Ironic...

what about this?


♪ Hear the one about Tina, some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay
I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way
Hear the one about Susan, some say she's just a tease
In a camisole she's six feet tall, she'll knock you to your knees ♫

(remember 1986?)



Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:08 PM (G/zuv)

Posted by: Naked Cool Whip Guy with Cat that was busted by C. Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:09 PM (pLTLS)

57 "Hey, somebody had to come over to warn that naive young girl that there are bad people on the internetz!" Yeah, I think the show served a useful purpose. A lot of parents of young children need to be reminded about the shit people on the intertubes who could be hitting on their kids. But watching some piece of crap show up with goodies to seduce a young kid sets me off. I get this urge toward violence against pedophiles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 12:09 PM (R/hMr)

58 He has two "young sons" but his wife is 53?  How young are they?

Posted by: Prominent Voice at June 29, 2011 12:10 PM (RaX26)

59 (remember 1986?)

Nope, nothing except for He-Man maybe. I had just figured out how to stop crapping my pants for the most part.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:10 PM (NCw5u)

60

Speaking of that stupid song "Ironic," is it "ironic" that only about two of the examples of "irony" that Alanis Morrissette used in that song, were actually, well, examples of irony?

::facepalm::

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2011 12:10 PM (7DB+a)

61 I thought she was my wife. I forgot my glasses. I was drugged. My brain tumor was acting up. Someone told me it was her. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!



Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:10 PM (k0TKJ)

62 Her name is Kristryn. With a 'y'. A serious journalist indeed.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 12:11 PM (pLTLS)

63

Mmmm, newsbabe.  http://tinyurl.com/6jstmwp

I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: todler at June 29, 2011 12:12 PM (fPOY0)

64 Why don't you just take a seat over there.  And keep your hands out of your pockets, Chris.

Posted by: Chris Hansen's Wife at June 29, 2011 12:12 PM (QKKT0)

65 This as funny as Bizarro-Maher.

Posted by: toby928 at June 29, 2011 12:12 PM (GTbGH)

66 67 Her name is Kristryn. With a 'y'. A serious journalist indeed. Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:11 PM (pLTLS) She almost certainly dots her i's with hearts.

Posted by: joncelli at June 29, 2011 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

67 I confused myself with the douchnozzle NASA scientist

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:12 PM (NCw5u)

68 Well, I guess that answers the question "Who watches the watchers?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 29, 2011 12:12 PM (bxiXv)

69 That's cheating? Oh, damn, you're right...

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:13 PM (FcR7P)

70 She almost certainly dots her i's with hearts.

If not her own, you know she's doing it with Chris' when she doodles his name in her reporter's notebook.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 12:13 PM (pLTLS)

71

It also looks like the carpet wouldn't match the drapes. Peroxide much?

Posted by: GnuBreed

Gnu - even money she's got hardwood floors and no carpet.

Posted by: todler at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (fPOY0)

72 67
Her name is Kristryn. With a 'y'. A serious journalist indeed.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:11 PM (pLTLS)

A "smiley" for the dot on the "i" would take the cake ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (7GfKM)

73 With her looks, I'd think she'd aim higher than a known (to her) adulterer.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (FcR7P)

74

From the newsbabe link, at the bottom, it says "Thanks for looking."

Really, teh pleasure was all mine.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (d0Tfm)

75
"To Catch A Cheater" is a TV idea with potential.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (QMtmy)

76 The grueling interview process for a press secretary continues...

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:15 PM (FcR7P)

77 Wouldn't surprise me if she loses her job over this.

Then again, Ralph Reed is in the market for a press secretary.......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
..........
Her bio says her contract is up Jul 29, 2011..   But this kinda thing might work in her favor.. maybe a job on Entertainment Tonight or something..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 29, 2011 12:15 PM (f9c2L)

78 Even though I truly despise lying, cheating, and adultery, I'm not a big fan of the NE spending time on a story like this and making it public. I just don't see what is accomplished. It's not like he's running for president, or using the oval office for his skank behavior. He may be a slut and a creep, but that is his wife's problem and seems to be to be of little concern to the public. A lot of times the wife has some idea something is going on and I think she should be left alone to deal with it in a way that fits her and her children's needs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 12:15 PM (R/hMr)

79

 I mean, why someone who looks just like your wife? Is it a plausible deniability thing? No, honey, that's actually you in those photos.  You must have forgot our romantic Florida fling.

 

Just when I've about talked my wife into believing a man can love more than skin deep, you jerks go and ruin it for me.  I'm gonna have to take measures.  Measures.  I'm gonna go all Tingonads and start tweeting shit-stic-pics like its the Obamacalypse.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 29, 2011 12:15 PM (epBek)

80 Hansen told her that he wasn't "married married", so it's all cool ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 12:15 PM (7GfKM)

81 60 It's really pretty easy to not cheat on your wife. Watch this:


Didn't cheat. Want to see it again?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 29, 2011 05:01 PM (lbo6/)

Wait - can you do that, again.  I didn't have anything to write with.  Taking notes.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 29, 2011 05:08 PM (Zs83Q)

Type on your black berry....we know you can do that.

Posted by: World of Tweets at June 29, 2011 12:16 PM (SPVfc)

82

83 Nerdygirl

 

Yeah, because the NE is all into social responsibility and stuff. 

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 29, 2011 12:16 PM (epBek)

83 80
"To Catch A Cheater" is a TV idea with potential.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2011 05:14 PM (QMtmy)

Already have it except it cuts to the chase as just "Cheaters." Its pretty much Cops meets Springer.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:16 PM (NCw5u)

84

I always thought he looked as sleazy as the guys he caught.

Posted by: giftogab at June 29, 2011 12:17 PM (SPVfc)

85
here's what I think happened to Hugo in Cuba.

Hugo fell ill but it was nothing serious. He was taken to the hospital and the doctors accidentally killed him -- with either the wrong meds or they cut him open and messed up.

So now Raul has no idea what to do. How does he explain this to Venezuela? They're gonna want the body and want to do an autopsy.  In the meantime, Raul is hiding the body.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:17 PM (G/zuv)

86 From Kickero's link:

Experience: Experienced

I'll bet she is!


Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 12:18 PM (IdoRk)

87 "When she’s not writing, you can find this die-hard soccer player on the field, spending time at the beach, running, helping out at the local animal shelters or eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!" Wow, she's a real do gooder. Except for that little home wrecking thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 12:18 PM (R/hMr)

88

 He has two "young sons" but his wife is 53?  How young are they?

I'ma gonna go out on a limb here and guess they're younger than him.

*rimshot* Try the veal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 29, 2011 12:18 PM (d0Tfm)

89

"Chris sends Kristyn flowers and tells her he loves her, but he still doesn't seem all that motivated to leave his wife for her," the source continued. "He's telling her he loves his wife too, but they've grown apart over the years and she's not sure what he should do."

So once somebody grows apart from another, the obvious solution is to cheat on them?   With hippie-dippie chicks named Kristyn?
 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:18 PM (c0A3e)

90

Hugo fell ill but it was nothing serious. He was taken to the hospital and the doctors accidentally killed him -- with either the wrong meds or they cut him open and messed up.

Super. Precursor to Obamacare.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:19 PM (NCw5u)

91 The grueling interview process for a press secretary continues...

Nice.

Posted by: toby928 at June 29, 2011 12:19 PM (GTbGH)

92 Note to parents: If you name your little girl "Kristyn" (especially if you spell it with the "y"), she will inevitably end up in bed with a lot of guys that you won't approve of. Always go with Bertha, or another name similarly embarrassing for a guy to admit to sleeping with. BTW: I am horribly disappointed at the lack of a Kristyn pic in this post.

Posted by: Damiano at June 29, 2011 12:19 PM (3nrx7)

93

Why do dumb people want the whole world to know they're being cheated on?

"Look at me!  I'm not good enough!"

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2011 12:20 PM (7DB+a)

94 Is it weird that I've never heard of Chris Hansen?

Posted by: Nomennovum at June 29, 2011 12:20 PM (pV1Y8)

95 I can't help but wonder if he was one of the sock puppets in Weinergate attempting to nail Weiner.

Posted by: crosspatch at June 29, 2011 12:20 PM (AdYoA)

96
There is no way Hugo Chavez is still warm and breathing.

No. Way.

He's been MIA for two weeks. He's a tin-pot dictator of a sizable economy with lots of oil. His absence is gonna be noticed.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:20 PM (G/zuv)

97

The Ritz?  You had to buy her dinner???  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Ari Fleisher at June 29, 2011 12:20 PM (UZuc4)

98 although he did a good job busting creeps, there was always something too creepily self righteous about him. i found myself rooting for the pervs as a result

Posted by: infidelphia at June 29, 2011 12:21 PM (kKWmw)

99 I think Kristyn is more stripper than hippy. Might be wrong there, but it does have a nice lapdance sound to it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:21 PM (NCw5u)

100 Umm, the worlds on fire, Who cares.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 12:22 PM (NtTkA)

101 BTW: I am horribly disappointed at the lack of a Kristyn pic in this post.

Here ya go. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:22 PM (c0A3e)

102
another one with weird eyebrows

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:22 PM (G/zuv)

103 Look, she's not 14, is she?  No?  Then f*ck off....

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:23 PM (UZuc4)

104 eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!

Oh so this is the new euphemism, is it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 12:23 PM (pLTLS)

105 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

I'm just going to assume that's a Helen Thomas pic and be on my way.

And by "on my way", I mean "ogling the Pippa pics in the article linked in the Daily Mail sidebar".

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 12:24 PM (IdoRk)

106

Irony:  When the actual meaning is the complete opposite of the literal meaning.

 

Posted by: Chellita at June 29, 2011 12:24 PM (f1N7o)

107
who wants to bet leftnuts that Krystyn was a cheerleader?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:24 PM (G/zuv)

108 By the way, back in the eighties and early nineties I did a considerable amount of clubbing (not the baby seal kind, the partying kind). I knew some single women who played around with married men. Every one of them was selfish and manipulative. Some of them would come up with some story that they hadn't realized the guy was married, but that's a load of crap. You know they're married because they wouldn't give you their home phone number, and they are evasive.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 12:24 PM (R/hMr)

109 Just like Pete Townshend was surfing child porn for a book he was writing. Totally believable.

It is, in his case. If you're familiar with his work and life, he seems (in both) to be exactly that kind of mis-socialized weirdo. There aren't many people I'd buy that story from, but he's one.

Disclaimer: I also think the guys Hansen & crew trap for TV are just unfortunate quasi-autistic dorks who can't process human interaction correctly, so they don't get that in real life, strange teenage girls don't want you to come over and fuck 'em—and their saying they want you to is both highly suspect and no excuse for showing up. People who'd lure that kind of borderline-helpless person into a life-destroying trap, or who enjoy watching the weak be tortured like that, are more dangerous than actual kid-fuckers (which approximately none of those dorks actually are).

So, never mind.

Posted by: oblig. at June 29, 2011 12:25 PM (xvZW9)

110 I'm just going to assume that's a Helen Thomas pic and be on my way.

Oh ye of little faith. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:25 PM (c0A3e)

111

eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!

I'll bet those cookies would go great with milk.

Posted by: Stephanie Robinette at June 29, 2011 12:25 PM (QKKT0)

112 111 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

I'm just going to assume that's a Helen Thomas pic and be on my way.

And by "on my way", I mean "ogling the Pippa pics in the article linked in the Daily Mail sidebar".

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 05:24 PM (IdoRk)

WWTDD had some nice Pippa pics the other day in a bikini and one had a little sideboob going on. It was awesome.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 12:25 PM (NCw5u)

113 Niiiiiiiicccccccccccceeeeee.

Posted by: Ike at June 29, 2011 12:26 PM (2cfUo)

114 Thanks Kratos! But ai found one that ai like better: Facebook page of notorious cookie fanatic, Kristyn: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristyn-Caddell-WPTV/197819093590604

Posted by: Damiano at June 29, 2011 12:26 PM (3nrx7)

115 Her name is Kristryn. With a 'y'. A serious journalist indeed.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:11 PM (pLTLS)


Trystin' Krystyn Caddell.  Has a ring to it.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 29, 2011 12:26 PM (6U4X6)

116 Thanks.  I come here because the LSM won't let the Casey Anthony shit die, and what's on top of AoS?  Useless triva. Chris Hansens?  Who?  Why?

Pro Tip:  ....I'll admit I was trying to think of a witty pro-tip, but all I could come up with is that shit like this isn't news, it isn't blog-worthy, it's just fucking drivel.

People are being flooded out, we've got troops dying in Iraq and Asscrackistan, wildfires, endless debt, riots in Greece, financial craziness... but nope...

We get Casey Anthony and Chris (I've never fucking heard of him) hansen.

Posted by: tangonine at June 29, 2011 12:26 PM (x3YFz)

117 I see she went to 'Palm Beach Atlantic University', so she's a qualified journalist. That's like Cornell Ag School's Spring Break campus?

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2011 12:27 PM (FcR7P)

118 107BTW: I am horribly disappointed at the lack of a Kristyn pic in this post.

Here ya go.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 05:22 PM (c0A3e)

"When she’s not writing, you can find this die-hard soccer player on the field, spending time at the beach, running, helping out at the local animal shelters or eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!"

She sounds like a real catch.  I'm glad he got caught....

Posted by: joejm65 at June 29, 2011 12:27 PM (UZuc4)

119 110
eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!

Oh so this is the new euphemism, is it?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 05:23 PM (pLTLS)

... ^ ^ Me ^^
... eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!
... on the Appalachian Trail
... before I got hacked (how 'bout that hockey game!)

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 12:27 PM (7GfKM)

120 I'm out.  For a long time.  Sure Ase won't miss me.

Posted by: tangonine at June 29, 2011 12:27 PM (x3YFz)

121
poor girl has had to go through life saying "that's with a 'y'" and always spelling out her name

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:28 PM (G/zuv)

122 By the way, back in the eighties and early nineties I did a considerable amount of clubbing (not the baby seal kind, the partying kind). I knew some single women who played around with married men. Every one of them was selfish and manipulative.

It's to be expected at a club.

What kind of quality man (or vice versa) can one meet when someone you don't know feels perfectly comfortable walking up behind you to grind his junk on your backside.

*skeevy*

I always hated clubs.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 12:28 PM (pLTLS)

123 here's what I think happened to Hugo in Cuba.

Hugo fell ill but it was nothing serious. He was taken to the hospital and the doctors accidentally killed him -- with either the wrong meds or they cut him open and messed up.

So now Raul has no idea what to do. How does he explain this to Venezuela? They're gonna want the body and want to do an autopsy.  In the meantime, Raul is hiding the body.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 05:17 PM

They should check the woods off Suburban Drive in about four or five months.

Posted by: Roy Kronk at June 29, 2011 12:28 PM (zkvJp)

124 Don't go hating on Hansen.  He snagged someone 21 years younger than he is.  That's impressive.  That he had to take her to an expensive dinner only takes a little away from this accomplishment.  Very little.  Dinner at the Ritz is like Denny's to you and me.

Posted by: Nomennovum at June 29, 2011 12:28 PM (pV1Y8)

125 114 By the way, back in the eighties and early nineties I did a considerable amount of clubbing (not the baby seal kind, the partying kind).
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2011 05:24 PM (R/hMr)

No need to apologize ... we would still admire you in either case ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 12:29 PM (7GfKM)

126 "Actually, his wife looks damned good for 53. Kristyn won't age well if she goes full-on skank. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 05:08 PM (UOM4 " That is not funny!

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at June 29, 2011 12:29 PM (R/hMr)

127 There is only one reason a well-known and successful man like him would risk everything (literally) to cheat on his wife with a woman who looks like his wife.

That reason is anal.

You know it. I know it. Soon, the world will know it.

Posted by: foguere at June 29, 2011 12:29 PM (B60j2)

128
They should check the woods off Suburban Drive in about four or five months.

Are you implying that Casey Anthony had something to do with the disappearance of Hugo Chavez?

/scratches chin and ponders...

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:30 PM (G/zuv)

129 BTW: I am horribly disappointed at the lack of a Kristyn pic in this post.

Here ya go. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 05:22 PM (c0A3e)

 

Looks like she has a bit of an overbite.  Hmmmm. 

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 12:30 PM (oj5vc)

130 131Don't go hating on Hansen. He snagged someone 21 years younger than he is. That's impressive. 

Posted by: Nomennovum at June 29, 2011 05:28 PM (pV1Y

 

Oh, NOW you figure it out...

Posted by: Anthony 'The' Weiner at June 29, 2011 12:30 PM (UZuc4)

131

"When she’s not writing, you can find this die-hard soccer player on the field, spending time at the beach, running, helping out at the local animal shelters or eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!"

She sounds like a real catch.  I'm glad he got caught....

Posted by: joejm65 at June 29, 2011 05:27 PM (UZuc4)

She have number?

Posted by: Cookie Monster at June 29, 2011 12:30 PM (NCw5u)

132 tangonine's leaving?

So who is fill-in that can sit around shouting 'kill yourself' to people on the blog?

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 12:30 PM (pLTLS)

133 121
Facebook page of notorious cookie fanatic, Kristyn:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristyn-Caddell-WPTV/197819093590604
Posted by: Damiano at June 29, 2011 05:26 PM (3nrx7)

She's a "news personality" ... real deep, 'n stuff ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 12:31 PM (7GfKM)

134

So who is fill-in that can sit around shouting 'kill yourself' to people on the blog?

So it's not just me?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2011 12:32 PM (7DB+a)

135 Dear semi-famous guys: if you're carrying on an affair, be discreet.  For example, room service = discreet.  Dining at the Ritz = not discreet.  Idiot...

Posted by: joejm65 at June 29, 2011 12:32 PM (UZuc4)

136


If I was Howard Stern I'd send Stuttering John down to FL and ask Casey Anthony if she knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 29, 2011 12:32 PM (G/zuv)

137

KristYn ha ha ha ha ha ha Journalist ha ha ha ha ha FLORIDA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

Posted by: Chellita at June 29, 2011 12:34 PM (f1N7o)

138

Looks like she has a bit of an overbite.  Hmmmm. 

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2011 05:30 PM (oj5vc)


She kind of has a Monica Crowley thing going on.  But unlike Monica (PhD, Columbia) she's an illustrious graduate of Palm Beach Atlantic University.   Bet the only competition there is for lounge chairs around the pool

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 29, 2011 12:34 PM (6U4X6)

139 143 Dear semi-famous guys: if you're carrying on an affair, be discreet.  For example, room service = discreet.  Dining at the Ritz = not discreet.  Idiot...

They're not utilizing their proper head. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:34 PM (c0A3e)

140 They're not utilizing their proper head. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 05:34 PM (c0A3e)

Listen buddy, I don't care if you are a war-god slayer, I think I know something about proper head.

Posted by: Lisa Baron at June 29, 2011 12:36 PM (NCw5u)

141

 Dining at the Ritz = not discreet.

She pulled the "you never take me anywhere" card.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2011 12:36 PM (7DB+a)

142

Listen buddy, I don't care if you are a war-god slayer, I think I know something about proper head.

Posted by: Lisa Baron at June 29, 2011 05:36 PM (NCw5u)

Bet Ari Fleischer is glad he got some of that about now.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 29, 2011 12:37 PM (6U4X6)

143 Anybody else find plain cheating boring now? This is a problem. I need to stop reading the Weird News section. There's no dick pics, animals or corpses involved? Bor-ing!

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 29, 2011 12:37 PM (y/+eD)

144 Q: Did you hear about the streaker in church?

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A: He was caught by the organ.

Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2011 12:37 PM (SwkdU)

145 #87 Yeah, iceman, you're right, but it just seems that there is more significant smut. And I feel bad for the kids when this becomes national news. Of course, that's his fault as a cheat. A friend of mine is a grade school principal, and kids really go through hell when this stuff hits the fan.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at June 29, 2011 12:37 PM (R/hMr)

146

She pulled the "you never take me anywhere" card.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2011 05:36 PM (7DB+a)

I took her to "O" town IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:38 PM (NCw5u)

147 Ok then, kill each other!  I don't care!

Posted by: Tingonads at June 29, 2011 12:38 PM (epBek)

148 131 Don't go hating on Hansen.  He snagged someone 21 years younger than he is.  That's impressive. 

Isn't he in the business of nabbing 26 year olds attempting to snag girls 10 years younger than them. Just sayin.


Posted by: jimma at June 29, 2011 12:38 PM (TfRqk)

149 She looks like a softball player, IYKWIMAITYD, so looks can be deceiving.

Posted by: toby928 at June 29, 2011 12:38 PM (GTbGH)

150
Dumb phucker...sorry, I don't think the v-jay-jay is going to be worth the price you pay.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 29, 2011 12:39 PM (1hM1d)

Posted by: Ms Caddell at June 29, 2011 12:40 PM (VMcEw)

152 Dumb phucker...sorry, I don't think the v-jay-jay is going to be worth the price you pay.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 29, 2011 05:39 PM (1hM1d)

Dollars and cents though, is any woman. They're cheaper by the hour, trust me.

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer batting #9 at June 29, 2011 12:41 PM (NCw5u)

153 158
Dumb phucker...sorry, I don't think the v-jay-jay is going to be worth the price you pay.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 29, 2011 05:39 PM (1hM1d)

What, Rosie Palmer was otherwise occupied?

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 29, 2011 12:43 PM (6U4X6)

154 Another fail of the hot young coed youngish journo not pictured in the main post.  Why do you think we come here?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 29, 2011 12:43 PM (26uEg)

155 ...this story pretty much made my day.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at June 29, 2011 12:47 PM (Cwo/J)

156

OT: Allies claim Chavez, 56, is recovering well after operating a pelvic abscess

So...he had a PUSS ASS?

Posted by: giftogab at June 29, 2011 12:47 PM (SPVfc)

157 I think I found Jimmy T.  IN MY PANTS!!!

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:48 PM (hbAPu)

158

A friend of mine is a grade school principal, and kids really go through hell when this stuff hits the fan.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at June 29, 2011 05:37 PM (R/hMr)

Indeed, there is nothing worse for a child than to realize that his parents don't love each other.

Posted by: KG at June 29, 2011 12:49 PM (uU5fM)

159 "116 Just like Pete Townshend was surfing child porn for a book he was writing. Totally believable." It is, in his case. If you're familiar with his work and life, he seems (in both) to be exactly that kind of mis-socialized weirdo. There aren't many people I'd buy that story from, but he's one. Disclaimer: I also think the guys Hansen & crew trap for TV are just unfortunate quasi-autistic dorks who can't process human interaction correctly, so they don't get that in real life, strange teenage girls don't want you to come over and fuck 'em—and their saying they want you to is both highly suspect and no excuse for showing up. People who'd lure that kind of borderline-helpless person into a life-destroying trap, or who enjoy watching the weak be tortured like that, are more dangerous than actual kid-fuckers (which approximately none of those dorks actually are). So, never mind. Posted by: oblig. at June 29, 2011 05:25 PM -------------------------------------------------------- Um... Why don't you have a seat right over there.

Posted by: C. Hansen at June 29, 2011 12:49 PM (AYDSU)

160 Could Hansen have been hacked?  Pranked?  How do we know it was him that done it?

Posted by: Nomennovum at June 29, 2011 12:50 PM (pV1Y8)

161

So they hadn't progressed to "screwing around"* yet, huh?

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*Roxie Hart's immortal line in "Chicago":   First, we started "foolin' around".  Then, we started "screwin' around" - which is foolin' around without the dinner....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 29, 2011 12:51 PM (wtQcz)

162 #129 lacyunderalls, Actually, there were a couple of clubs near me that had good music to dance to. I found those places to be pretty much the same for meeting men as everywhere else. Some guys were nice people looking to socialize, some were looking for one night stands, some were socially off, some were married men looking to cheat. Never had anyone grind up against me, never even got groped. Maybe I was just lucky. Interestingly, some of the creepiest men I met were at the beach.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at June 29, 2011 12:53 PM (R/hMr)

163

She's WAY too old for me.

Posted by: Doug Hutchison at June 29, 2011 12:54 PM (sIoXJ)

164 Lindsey Lohan actually said recently that the Fed is printing too much money and causing inflation.  Not kidding.  Maybe prison did her some good.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 29, 2011 12:57 PM (26uEg)

165 Interestingly, some of the creepiest men I met were at the beach.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at June 29, 2011 05:53 PM (R/hMr)

Fat French Canadians in speedos?

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 29, 2011 12:57 PM (6U4X6)

166

I'm out.  For a long time.  Sure Ase won't miss me.

Awww...don't forget to send a postcard.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2011 01:00 PM (6YMDP)

167

"When she’s not writing, you can find this die-hard soccer player on the field, spending time at the beach, running, helping out at the local animal shelters or eating chocolate chip cookies, lots of them!"

 

And she shags like a minx!!!

Oh, behave!

Posted by: Chris Hansen at June 29, 2011 01:02 PM (hbAPu)

168 ...and fuck you, Ace.

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at June 29, 2011 01:04 PM (6YMDP)

169

Now that Tagonline is gone I guess I'll have to go back to reading what Ace  posts. He's the Paul Anka of commenters. 

Where's Joe?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at June 29, 2011 01:09 PM (hbAPu)

170 116: oblig. "Disclaimer: I also think the guys Hansen & crew trap for TV are just unfortunate quasi-autistic dorks. . . ." Sounds like a reasonable take on these people to me.

Posted by: m at June 29, 2011 01:13 PM (63nTN)

171 If it weren't for the double reverse hidden camera aspect to this it wouldn't even be a headline.
Great inadvertent irony with a slice of hypocrisy however.

He's a stupid fuck in the literal sense. No matter what the "boys will be boys" crowd tells you, it's just foolish to trust a guy that you know cheats on his wife.
It's kinda like assuming a guy that grew up around commies is "change we can believe in".

Don't think so.     

Posted by: ontherocks at June 29, 2011 01:14 PM (HBqDo)

172 Why would you post a video with such a lame song with an uber creepy looking guy when you could have used Karma Chameleon?

Posted by: Boy George at June 29, 2011 01:15 PM (wOaLi)

Posted by: Ask...receive at June 29, 2011 01:29 PM (6YMDP)

174 Anytime Radiohead is linked here is a good time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at June 29, 2011 01:32 PM (hIWe1)

175 I was hoping it was James Hansen.

Posted by: MarkD at June 29, 2011 01:47 PM (6CLxP)

176 Looks like the abyss gazed back.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (8JpQH)

177 Roman Polanski: "So it's safe to return now?"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 01:52 PM (OhYCU)

178 Are the K-12 schools now assigning homework days in advance?

When I went to K-12, the homework was assigned the day and done the night before it was due.

BTW Barry your girls are 12 and 10.  Another sign of soooooooper smartyness of our affirmative action president.

Posted by: jukin at June 29, 2011 01:58 PM (vkkNZ)

179 Sure, cheating on one's spouse is bad but why all the glee because the guy catches pedos trying to lure kids to screw?

Posted by: Mike at June 29, 2011 02:07 PM (KsI1l)

180

Anytime Radiohead is linked here is a good time.

 

They lost me after Kid 'A'.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2011 02:22 PM (587xB)

181 Aw I like "Ironic"...

Posted by: James at June 29, 2011 03:29 PM (a625r)

182 I love this.

He's responsible for one mans suicide for doing nothing wrong (The man in question didn't go to meet anyone and stayed home.. Chrissy besieged the man outside his home until he killed himself)

This is very satisfying indeed.  not because we're mad that he caught pederists, but it was so damn CREEPY.  That company they used 'perverted justice' was bizarre to say the least.  I think more than 3/4ths of them enjoyed 'catching' those evil perverted people.. ya.. uhhu..  It takes a certain kind of sickness to pretend to talk dirty as a 13 year old.  Its sick, actually.

The way NBC was somehow directing law enforcement in what to do was bizarre.  The whole rushing out with guns drawn and tackling some douchebag that was no threat to anyone was beyond bizarre.  If any of those stood up in court i'd be surprised.  A TV show shouldn't be acting as law enforcement.

Certainly one of the worst episodes in the history of our developing culture.  Weirdness all around.  Chris Hanson seeming to enjoy reading the transcripts gave me the chills.

I hope his life is ruined over this.  And further, I'm sure the whole 'perverted justice' team probably trolls the internet for 9 year olds for real in their free time.  nobody with a functioning brain even GOES there.. and certainly not with the 'beard' of catching the bad guys.  The whole thing was sick.  sorry for repeating myself.  It was a hard show to watch.  I can't be the only one to feel this way 

Posted by: Billy Barty at June 29, 2011 07:51 PM (VK1Kj)

183

Anyone who thinks Hanson's some kind of good guy for entrapping pedophiles should read this Esquire article.  It shows just how reckless and self-serving NBC's sting operation was.  Predator scuzzballs need to be jailed, but the cops need to do it, not a TV show.

"Tonight on Dateline This Man Will Die"

http://tinyurl.com/5ejdgp

Posted by: PhilBoynton at June 29, 2011 10:09 PM (Tk6nJ)

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Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 12:56 PM (HmCnI)

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