November 30, 2009

Oh Dear: Obama Makes a Commercial About Kids That Somehow Manages to Star Himself
— Ace

You know how these feel-good videos usually go: It's the kid featured as having his fantasies fulfilled. It's the kid whose face beams as Mean Joe Greene tosses him his jersey.

Not in the age of Obama. As they say about the narcissistic: They want to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

And they even want to star as a 10-year-old kid in a commercial supposedly about 10-year-old kids.

Disgusting. The man has no shame or self-awareness whatsoever.

Posted by: Ace at 04:38 PM | Comments (125)
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1 Why are you trying to get me to hurl dinner onto my keyboard?

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2009 04:40 PM (ubXrB)

2 Yeah, I really enjoyed watching that commercial four hundred times during the football games on Thursday.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 30, 2009 04:40 PM (vAnE9)

3 The Mary Sue President!

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 30, 2009 04:41 PM (DtTM9)

4

saw that commercial for the first time a little while ago, felt the same way.

Posted by: trailortrash at November 30, 2009 04:41 PM (2Z+7j)

5 Doucher Deluxe.

Posted by: mbruce at November 30, 2009 04:42 PM (t/GDA)

6 Ace, sit down, take a deep breath, chug a liter of vodka, and embrace The Won.  Otherwise, you'll end up in the camps with the rest of us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 04:42 PM (UOM48)

7 You just know he has his coterie of toadies convince him that he's so awesome that this shit is normal.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 30, 2009 04:43 PM (XASus)

8
Remember THE BLACK HOLE (1979)?


Posted by: namewing plover at November 30, 2009 04:44 PM (bLZ8Q)

9 Heh.  He still wears jeans like a grandpa.  The Wookie should loan him her stylist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 04:45 PM (UOM48)

10 I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us Kid.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at November 30, 2009 04:45 PM (DtTM9)

11 I read a comment on another website that sums it up pretty well: It's a metaphor for Obama's Administration. The football player (industry) throws the ball (money, paycheck, jobs, etc) to the kids running for it in the back. Obama sees it, intercepts the ball (money, paycheck, jobs, etc), and gives it to a kid who doesn't even try to catch it (redistribution of wealth).

Posted by: enoxo at November 30, 2009 04:46 PM (+J6OV)

12

There was a scene in Boogie Nights where one of the whores makes a tribute video for Dirk Diggler.  The whole thing is lauding and fawning and really puts Dirk in the best possible light. 

There is one short joke where Dirk himself says to the camera "I even get to choreograph all my own scenes."  To which the real director, Jack Horner, repolies, "No, you get to choreograph most of your own scenes."

After the video, he tells her he loves it!  But... could she please take out that one joke at his expense?  He comes off looking like a self-centered douchebag.

 

Obama's whole life is that scene.

Posted by: Truman North at November 30, 2009 04:46 PM (XH/G8)

13 Let me show how it's done.

Posted by: O'Bunbles at November 30, 2009 04:46 PM (Wagj1)

14 Is there a turd in his pants or did his TOTUS suppository fall out?

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2009 04:47 PM (ubXrB)

15 Dear troops:  This is your Commander in Chief.  Those of us who didn't vote for the 'tard apologize for the 52% jackasses who did.  Hang in there, and God bless.


Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 04:47 PM (UOM48)

16 Hey cut the guy a break he is stuck at about 10 years old on the cognitive development scale....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2009 04:48 PM (dCpk3)

17 They want to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

Ummm...
Errrr...

No. No thanks. Not gonna touch it with a 10-meter cattle prod.

I don't need any more visits from Agent Friendly and Special Agent Courteous.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at November 30, 2009 04:48 PM (bxiXv)

18

Helping black children grow up to be grievance mongers everyday.

[Teh One] - oh yeah, white kids don't bother applying for this.... your ancestors enslaved us!!!

[White Kid] - wuts ansester mean?

Posted by: Billy Barty at November 30, 2009 04:48 PM (IMSJ7)

19 Yikes. That is pretty cringey.

Posted by: muggedbyreality at November 30, 2009 04:48 PM (QY0u0)

20 I will not wipe my own bottom, unless Obama's Face on TV tells me to do so.

Posted by: The Youth of Today at November 30, 2009 04:49 PM (X2xSP)

21 I wouldn't think to close my mouth in a downpour, unless Obama told me to.

Posted by: The Youth of Today at November 30, 2009 04:50 PM (X2xSP)

22

an unprecented call to civic duty from our firsty-first president. Outstanding! 

Posted by: mark c at November 30, 2009 04:50 PM (SBIko)

23 LOL!

Wait...Obama, is that a real word? How would I know unless You told me?

Posted by: The Youth of Today at November 30, 2009 04:50 PM (X2xSP)

24 Remember me? I'm the kid that had a report due on space. Then I got the new Encyclopedia Britannica.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 30, 2009 04:51 PM (DtTM9)

25 Still waiting, Mr. Obama. Should I wipe now?

Posted by: The Youth of Today at November 30, 2009 04:51 PM (X2xSP)

26
Remember TAPS (1981)?

I'm just sitting here remembering all the movies I never watched but seem to be seared into my memory.

other movies I have never seen from the 80's:
Absence of Malice
Reds
Quest For Fire

Posted by: namewing plover at November 30, 2009 04:51 PM (b5sJf)

27 Is it wrong to hope that that the football would suddenly turn into a flash bang?

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 30, 2009 04:51 PM (Wagj1)

28 I couldn't stomach the vid.  Did he do a celebratory fist pump after "throwing" the football, the way he did after "throwing" out the first pitch this summer?  That would be the effin' icing on the cake.  What a loser.  Too bad for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 04:51 PM (UOM48)

29 enoxo at November 30, 2009 09:46 PM (+J6OV) That was lorien1973 over at Hot Air, and it was pretty much a perfect metaphor.

Posted by: BadgerHawk at November 30, 2009 04:52 PM (uv7hW)

30 .... we got soda, o.j., purple stuff, and two kinds of Sunny D!

Posted by: The guy who named his dog after himself at November 30, 2009 04:53 PM (DtTM9)

31 That was lorien1973 over at Hot Air, and it was pretty much a perfect metaphor. Posted by: BadgerHawk at November 30, 2009 09:52 PM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That was it. I forgot who it was who said it. But it stuck with me whenever I see that video.

Posted by: enoxo at November 30, 2009 04:53 PM (+J6OV)

32

No. No thanks. Not gonna touch it with a 10-meter cattle prod.

I like da cut a' yuh jib an' would be intheresthed in retheiving yuh newslettuh!

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 30, 2009 04:53 PM (XH/G8)

33
Remember me? I'm the kid that had a report due on space. Then I got the new Encyclopedia Britannica.

haha, yeah I remember you

Posted by: namewing plover at November 30, 2009 04:53 PM (bLZ8Q)

34 Dude, Obamacus. Tone it down.

Posted by: Narcissus at November 30, 2009 04:53 PM (u1pln)

35 In other news, the Secret Service has joined the pile under The Won's bus.  He's going to need a freight train before this total screw up of an administration is up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 04:54 PM (UOM48)

36 i'm so glad i don't watch football.

Posted by: evil libertarian at November 30, 2009 04:54 PM (dmNcQ)

37

You know what kills me about this video? When the narrator says, "Wouldn't it be great to give our children a bright and healthy future?" is when Obama catches/intercepts that pass.

Then he tosses (gives) the ball to some kid at the end of the video, reenforcing the idea that he's some kind of big giver.

But all he really did was pick the pass out of the air so that he could give it to someone else.

In other words, he's totally fucking unnecessary. Get your big eared mug out of the goddamned way and that ball's gonna make it into someone's hands, jackass.

 

Posted by: Warden at November 30, 2009 04:55 PM (jNkHq)

38 Thank you, Stalin. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Stalin two days ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Stalin, our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in world history. The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvellous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men. Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me-me!-on the same platform where the great Stalin stood a year ago. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen. I write books. I am an author. All thanks thee, O great educator, Stalin. I love a young woman with renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children-all thanks to thee, great educator Stalin. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great educator, Stalin. Everything belongs to thee, chief of our great country. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be: Stalin. O great Stalin, O leader of the peoples,
Thou who broughtest man to birth.
Thou who fructifiest the earth,
Thou who restorest the centuries,
Thou who makest bloom the spring,
Thou who makest vibrate the musical chords. . .
Thou, splendour of my spring, O Thou,
Sun reflected by millions of hearts. . .

Posted by: A. O. Avidenko at November 30, 2009 04:55 PM (7M8kd)

39 How many takes do you think it took to get that limp wristed nancy to make a catch? It was probably all CGI. Even a football lightly tossed at Urkel would break his hand. And he throws a football just as femmie as he throws a baseball.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2009 04:56 PM (M/rni)

40 he was "ridin' dorky".

Posted by: Jeremiad White at November 30, 2009 04:57 PM (SBIko)

41 No self awareness at all or he wouldn't be seen in those jeans.

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2009 04:57 PM (/r3w8)

42 How many takes do you think it took to get that limp wristed nancy to make a catch? It was probably all CGI. Even a football lightly tossed at Urkel would break his hand. And he throws a football just as femmie as he throws a baseball.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2009 09:56 PM (M/rni)


The football was made out of aerogel.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 30, 2009 04:58 PM (Wagj1)

43 Fine with me if he pisses off the secret service.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2009 04:58 PM (lHdtA)

44 I wonder if the Wookie has ever wanted to go all "Tiger Woods" on his ass?  I'd pay for that video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 04:59 PM (UOM48)

45

Nothing he does anymore surprises me. After all we have the Oprah and Obama holiday special to look forward to this month. And the jerk even pre-empts "A Charlie Brown Christmas" to prattle on at us some more tomorrow night.

OK, one thing would surprise me, if I didn't see his face on any magazine covers, websites, or television stations for a few weeks. That, that would surprise me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 30, 2009 04:59 PM (RZ8pf)

46 Get real people, we didn't complain when Bushitler did this.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at November 30, 2009 05:00 PM (Ylv1H)

47 I'm no expert on examining video, but that looked to me like he was inserted into the commercial after all the hard work was done. I wouldn't be surprised. Sigh.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at November 30, 2009 05:00 PM (HF2US)

48 Just saw Her Royal Highness, Bigfoot, on the cover of Glamour.  Just shoot me please, or go ahead and haul me off to the camps.  There's not enough air-brushing in the world.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 05:02 PM (UOM48)

49 QuietMan has it right. Have we ever before had such a sissy-boy President?

Posted by: Bugler at November 30, 2009 05:02 PM (YCVBL)

50  This has to be the most nonathletic black guy in the country.  He is 6" plus and can't start on a prep school basketball team in Hawaii.  Those Japanese centers must have blocked all his shots.  He throws the first pitch at the all star game like a little girl.  The football catch looked like he had a seizure at just the right time.  Someone needs to ask Brees how many takes that took, probably a hundred.  This guy is a fucking pantywaist.  It's not too hard to get airtime from private businesses with anti trust exemptions.

Posted by: dan in michigan at November 30, 2009 05:02 PM (88w67)

51
A Wookie, Orca, and Narcissus the Athlete walk into a bar to stare at the mirror. 

Posted by: Fish at November 30, 2009 05:06 PM (6mfq0)

52 #52  ....and don't see their reflections.  Uh oh......

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 05:07 PM (UOM48)

53 51 His form on a three pointer is perfection.

Posted by: Chrissie Matthews at November 30, 2009 05:07 PM (/r3w8)

54 Oh, thank you, because more than anything I needed to throw up in my mouth a little right now.  I couldn't help but notice they edited the footage so as not to highlight his freakin' mom jeans

Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2009 05:08 PM (9Wv2j)

55 Wasn't he seen carrying around a copy of GQ with himself on the cover?Can you imagine if Sarah Palin were seen doing something like that?

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2009 05:08 PM (/r3w8)

56 I hope those kids don't use Barry as their athletic role model. They'll end up getting laughed off of every field of play in the country.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2009 05:08 PM (M/rni)

57 Oh and sod the NFL with Manchelle's wookie wanger for taking part in this crap.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2009 05:10 PM (M/rni)

58 I liked the Mentos commercial he did a few months back.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 30, 2009 05:10 PM (DtTM9)

59
MSM Headline:  'Obama Makes Hail-Mary Catch in Final Minute of Game'

Posted by: Fish at November 30, 2009 05:10 PM (6mfq0)

60
Fox Headline:  'First Wanker Fumbles Ball on White House Lawn'

Posted by: Fish at November 30, 2009 05:12 PM (6mfq0)

61

The football was made out of aerogel.

I initially read that as "arugula"

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 30, 2009 05:12 PM (XH/G8)

62 i saw this commercial during the saints ass-whooping of the patriots and the first thing I thought was "why in the world is obama stealing the spotlight from that little kid?" I have no problem with him being in the commercial, it's filmed at the white house and that is his right to be in it but to cut in front of that kid as he's going for the pass is horrible

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at November 30, 2009 05:15 PM (5/btA)

63 begone Barney /puppet

Posted by: Truman North at November 30, 2009 05:16 PM (XH/G8)

64 I saw this commercial a few minutes ago during the SAINTS game. So, Obambam can make a tv commercial but can't make a decision about Afganistan. It's nice of him to be the star in the commercial. Idiot.

Posted by: J-HO at November 30, 2009 05:16 PM (rlAY5)

65 As I was saying to hubby after seeing said commercial for the umpeenth time - is there nothing that can keep this idiot away from the television cameras?

Posted by: antisocialist at November 30, 2009 05:18 PM (Rwudm)

66 "why in the world is obama stealing the spotlight from that little kid?"

Malignant narcissism.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 30, 2009 05:19 PM (OkT2m)

67 When Andrew Christopher "Drew" Brees was born January 15, 1979, no one could have foreseen the day he'd be in a commercial as a quarterback throwing a football to the first Presidential Narcissist of African descent.

Posted by: Publicserf at November 30, 2009 05:19 PM (J+bl5)

68
Obama took media lessons from the biggest whore of all, Liveshot Jon Cary, who served in Vietnam. 

Posted by: Fish at November 30, 2009 05:21 PM (6mfq0)

69
I would have paid good money to have been just off camera running full speed, ready to launch myself into the air and sickle his ass right when he caught it.

 Damn good money.

Posted by: Blazer at November 30, 2009 05:22 PM (+FzLa)

70 ...he's going to win the Heisman for that catch, too, isn't he?  *spit*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 30, 2009 05:23 PM (OkT2m)

71 I think this is is a terrible commercial.  Looks like he's bigfooting a bunch of kids playing with Brees.  Really, looks like he steps in to game the kid running the route.  Tool.

Posted by: Amused Observer at November 30, 2009 05:25 PM (Uy/AI)

72 Somebody has got to give this thing a different audio.  That "Obama from the mists" scene is absolutely pathetic.  I hear "The Natural" soundtrack when I see it without the sound.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2009 05:25 PM (T0NGe)

73 The man has no shame or self-awareness whatsoever.

[oblig. note that these symptoms contraindicate narcissism as primary diagnosis]

Posted by: oblig. at November 30, 2009 05:26 PM (rQ95J)

74 OK, morons, this is a call to action.

Click here to vote for the Heisman.

Write in the following: "Barack Obama, P, Harvard"

It is your duty as an American.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2009 05:28 PM (T0NGe)

75 OMG!

I go to play Modern Warfare 2 for two hours and come back to this!!!!

This can not be real.. if it is then this is great ammo for 2012

Posted by: Mjim at November 30, 2009 05:34 PM (mMdWG)

76 RE#56

Kind of hard  to carry around a magazine that doesn't have a picture of Obama on it

"you traded the Cadillac for this P.O.S?"
"no I traded it for a microphone!"
"I can see that"

Posted by: joebafett at November 30, 2009 05:34 PM (Iv5Mk)

77

Thank goodness the val u rite was flowing freely on Thanksgiving here in Denver when the Broncos finally decided to play this month. That and the fact that I had to smoke outside during the commercials, I didn't see this until tonight.

And he is wearing a Bears jacket? Guess it really is the Chicago Way......Americans and little children be damned.

Posted by: redwhiteandblue at November 30, 2009 05:37 PM (4yhor)

78 This man they call Obama, ceases to amaze me with his arrogance.

Posted by: Barbarian at November 30, 2009 05:37 PM (EL+OC)

79

Oh SNAP! I just watched that video!! No he didn't step in front of that kid to catch the ball!! Uh uh, no he did'ENT!!!

Laughing my ASS off!!!

Posted by: crystal at November 30, 2009 05:39 PM (KVSUW)

80

AND he had on MOM JEANS!!!!

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: crystal at November 30, 2009 05:40 PM (KVSUW)

81

Can I watch *ANYTHING* without having to see this jerk?  Seriously, I am so damn sick and tired of his act.

The economy is in shambles and he's playing golf or football everyday with bigfoot?

(....and yes, local D.C. residents... that noise at night is Michelle whacking a stick against a tree trunk.  Thats a very common communication technique used during the mating season by large primates..... in this case of course, homo sasquatchian)

Posted by: Billy Barty at November 30, 2009 05:40 PM (IMSJ7)

82

I saw that commercial this weekend and immediately thought:  "This dumbass is actually going to dunk that football over some little kid (in slo-mo, no less)" but then he just lamely tossed it to the tyke.  I swear I was looking for a basketball hoop.  I guess that makes me a racist.

What a tool.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2009 05:42 PM (Zj8fM)

83 Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more Obama!

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. at November 30, 2009 05:43 PM (4iIhs)

84

"Barack Obama, P, Harvard".  "P" stands for "Punter," right?

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2009 05:44 PM (Zj8fM)

85 2 Yeah, I really enjoyed watching that commercial four hundred times during the football games on Thursday.

Posted by: mesa in Texas at November 30, 2009 09:40 PM (vAnE9)

You so gotta get the Red Zone channel.  No commercials for 8 hours.  Just football.  Best $5 I ever spent on Comcast!

Posted by: CDR M at November 30, 2009 05:44 PM (cvmTR)

86 What a freak.

Posted by: Chef Boy RDB at November 30, 2009 05:45 PM (rg3yf)

87

"Barack Obama, P, Harvard".  "P" stands for "Punter," right?

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2009 10:44 PM (Zj8fM)

Damn right.

Type it in exactly like that: "Barack Obama, P, Harvard"

Tell your friends.  Take this viral, we can do this!

Posted by: AmishDude at November 30, 2009 05:47 PM (T0NGe)

88 You remember the other day when BO was caught carrying the magazine with him on the cover, that wasn't vanity, that was stroke material.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at November 30, 2009 05:48 PM (Uysm3)

89 I like da cut a' yuh jib an' would be intheresthed in retheiving yuh newslettuh!

You stay the Hell away from my jib, you freaked-out maniac!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at November 30, 2009 05:49 PM (bxiXv)

90 >>that wasn't vanity, that was stroke material.

Full body laugh, then full body shiver. 

Posted by: Amused Observer at November 30, 2009 05:51 PM (Uy/AI)

91 I'm outta here.  Goodnight morons.  I need to rest up in anticipation of tomorrow night's spectacular Speech of Speeches.  (Kill me now.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at November 30, 2009 05:52 PM (UOM48)

92

"Barack Obama, P, Harvard".  "P" stands for "Punter," right?

Nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2009 10:44 PM (Zj8fM)

It stands for Pantywaist.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2009 06:00 PM (M/rni)

93 Whenever I see that commercial, I only wish Jack Tatum would have been playing defense. Oh yeah, notice no one was playing defense.

Posted by: mrcaniac at November 30, 2009 06:06 PM (Vol3D)

94 Man, that looks like a lot of fun. While he's splitting time between football fantasy camp and starf***ing, can we get somebody else to make decisions?

Posted by: Moog Rogue at November 30, 2009 06:29 PM (An4xy)

95 It's kind of awesome witnessing the actual moment (in slo-mo, no less) that Obama passed into clueless self-parody.

Posted by: Moog Rogue at November 30, 2009 06:31 PM (An4xy)

96 96 It's kind of awesome witnessing the actual moment (in slo-mo, no less) that Obama passed into clueless self-parody.

Posted by: Moog Rogue at November 30, 2009 11:31 PM (An4xy)

Excellent!! You hit it!

Posted by: crystal at November 30, 2009 06:38 PM (KVSUW)

97 Reality is more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iETWX5H1Y1M


Posted by: Phelps at November 30, 2009 06:47 PM (pVSx6)

98 Bets on whether or not he wanks off to pictures of himself...

Posted by: tdpwells at November 30, 2009 06:48 PM (Ei3oZ)

99 I saw this shite twice during the Saints (who dat!) game and each time I dove for the remote, hurling an explosion of violent profanity that caused the cat to dart away in terror, my son to chuckle, and my wife to roll her eyes.

If that was what Teh One was going for, it fucking worked.

Jeebus, what a douche.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2009 06:56 PM (yiNoG)

100

I am a Bears fans and this disgusts me on so many levels.  Teh One is wearning  Bears gear.  

And sadly Obama's toss to the little girl is better than I have seen from Cutler. 

Posted by: California Red at November 30, 2009 07:00 PM (FzEhM)

101 Can't wait for the Christmas special.

Posted by: C. at November 30, 2009 07:13 PM (yoDw9)

102 in a cult of personality, it's important to keep the Dear Leader's image front and centre always.  The One enjoys the attention of course, but the basic idea came from his handlers/controllers.

Posted by: canuk at November 30, 2009 07:17 PM (LN9Ve)

103 Slowmobama will heal your souls, and look epic doing it.

Posted by: fastmama at November 30, 2009 07:21 PM (yoDw9)

104 Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Is there anything we can do to escape this asshole? I'm so tired of seeing him on my TV all the freaking time.

Posted by: Mandy P. at November 30, 2009 07:25 PM (MK6Kx)

105 I don't know what everyone's complaining about. At least he can catch a ball better than JFKerry.

Posted by: red speck at November 30, 2009 07:30 PM (/vfpn)

106 We are so boned.

Posted by: DelD at November 30, 2009 07:43 PM (rC+/c)

107 I can't BEE LEEVE that this peckerhead did this in vainglorious slow-mo. During Football, no less.

Where's The Onion gang? Barry Obamabutt has just surpassed you, boys.

Posted by: Beverly at November 30, 2009 08:19 PM (72FId)

108 Just watched it. Anyone else notice that we're all of a sudden a 98% non-white country?

Like, where the fuck are all the white children? Last I looked, we palefaces were, like, 70% of the population. But this commercial? All wogs, wall to wall.

Anyone else getting tired of their racism?

Posted by: Beverly at November 30, 2009 08:23 PM (72FId)

109

The jock-sniffing president.

Posted by: Obama at November 30, 2009 08:31 PM (Qi5EW)

110 They replayed parts of this on MNF.  Made me wanna felch.

Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2009 09:38 PM (I3Udb)

111 As they say about the narcissistic: They want to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

2012 isn't really all that far away, if he's patient enough...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 30, 2009 10:24 PM (jV9DU)

112 25 Remember me? I'm the kid that had a report due on space. Then I got the new Encyclopedia Britannica.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 30, 2009 09:51 PM (DtTM9)


....I'm amazed that I, too, remember that.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at November 30, 2009 11:27 PM (5rmNj)

113
don't worry Ace, Obaka has that sense of "self awareness" really nailed! It's his awarenwss of others as individuals that needs to be worked on some.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2009 01:13 AM (lYKj1)

114 couldn't find any white kids?

Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at December 01, 2009 01:36 AM (5iJ2F)

115 A couple of things: 1) did Obama make the commercial? No. So when you say "Obama makes a commercial that...," you are lying. Obama didn't make it. Obama's people didn't make it. 2) Obama catches the ball, but then tosses it to a kid. But I guess that is evil too.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at December 01, 2009 02:47 AM (FRErk)

116 Ace I was thinking the exact same thing. You should worry about that.

Posted by: dr kill at December 01, 2009 03:18 AM (KXVFz)

117 The sad part is that I saw this commercial while the family was over and made a comment about it, to which my brother-in-law replied, "I don't see anything wrong with it.  I think it's great that he supports NFL Play 60!"

I could only shake my head and sigh...

Posted by: Josue Aron at December 01, 2009 04:24 AM (zAXEt)

118 So who actually produced this piece of shart?  I am not an OFan but surely he didnt' have anything to do with this production.

Posted by: P Mike at December 01, 2009 04:32 AM (kKbZi)

119 They need Iron Eyes Cody to photobomb this with his eyes welling up with tears.

Posted by: Marti DeBergi at December 01, 2009 07:29 AM (0QJjg)

120 I thought I was having a stroke but then I realized that this commercial was on which precipitated involuntarily eye rolling due to the massive lameness of it all.

Posted by: HeftyJo at December 01, 2009 09:44 AM (+BqEV)

121 One of the best things about it is how it looks like he picks the pass from the girl in the white shirt + black sleeves in the background.

But there's a deeper message here: you retards can't catch your own passes. So I, the Master, will catch them for you, hand them to you, make you feel like you matter because you got the ball (without being grown-up enough to get the ball yourself), then maybe pat you on the head.

After all, isn't that how Olbermann gets his screeds?

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