June 29, 2011

Obama Press Conference
— DrewM

Topics that might be covered:

-Afghanistan

-How much Republicans want to kill old people

-Debt negotiation

-How much Republicans want to kick children out of schools and force them into working in mines

-Unemployment

-Bush and his responsibility for all that is wrong in America

-Repeated demands that people unnamed allow him to be clear for God's sake

Just guessing, that's all.

This was supposed to start at 11:30 EDT but it's now 11:37 and no sign of Obama.

Posted by: DrewM at 06:26 AM | Comments (474)
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1
Clears throat!  Let the lying begin!

Posted by: Barky's Teleprompter at June 29, 2011 06:27 AM (Lt/Za)

2
I am not a crook!

Posted by: Barky Obama, Gods Gift to America at June 29, 2011 06:28 AM (Lt/Za)

3

... wheres my tele prompter?

 

Posted by: mark x at June 29, 2011 06:28 AM (plLN9)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 06:28 AM (jx2j9)

5 TOTUS, attend me!

Posted by: Penfold at June 29, 2011 06:28 AM (1PeEC)

6 Also, them fithy Joooos are standing in the way of Middle East peace.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:29 AM (Txl/u)

7 I just said in the thread below that sadly, I'll have to miss Preznit Peace Prize.  I'll be having my eyelashes pulled out one-by-one and molten lead poured in my ears.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:29 AM (UOM48)

8 Topics that might be covered:

Barry's awesome golf weekend he has planned.

Posted by: Thomas at June 29, 2011 06:30 AM (982RO)

9 And a get well shout-out for Hugo Chavez

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:30 AM (Txl/u)

10
The time-worn adage suggested by Margaret Thatcher that with socialism you eventually run out of other people's money is nonsense.

Posted by: Barky O'Dingo, White House Occupant at June 29, 2011 06:30 AM (Lt/Za)

11 "I me I myself I I my I me I killed bin laden." -- A Humble Indonesian

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:30 AM (G/MYk)

12 6 Also, them fithy Joooos are standing in the way of Middle East peace.

Has the Audacity of Hope set sail yet?  Shame if it were to sink or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:30 AM (UOM48)

13 The White House will unveil a new line of ATMs that run on solar power and won't steal our jobs or rape our women.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:31 AM (Txl/u)

14
mornin, boring and insipid people living inside my computer

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:31 AM (G/zuv)

15
You know men, Michele has a real nice ass.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Gadfly Golfer at June 29, 2011 06:31 AM (Lt/Za)

16 I wonder how many gaffes he'll make?

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:31 AM (rN9Na)

17 Topics that might be covered:

ATMs stealing jobs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:31 AM (IdoRk)

18 I had the attic fan replaced, and the roof is now leaking a bit during severe rain.

It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 29, 2011 06:31 AM (LH6ir)

19 9 And a get well shout-out for Hugo Chavez

Just before mentioning the eleven soldiers killed in combat this month in Iraq. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:32 AM (UOM48)

20 Biden will make a guest apearance to do a rendition choo choo noises.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:32 AM (Txl/u)

21
Hey Carney, delay it for ten, I'm taking a dump!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Gadfly Golfer at June 29, 2011 06:32 AM (Lt/Za)

22 14 mornin, boring and insipid people living inside my computer Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 11:31 AM (G/zuv) Aren't WE a fucking polly positive.

Posted by: joncelli at June 29, 2011 06:32 AM (RD7QR)

23

This guy doesn't know how to give a press conference.

If he wants, I will teach him.

But first, he will blow me.

Posted by: Ari Fleischer at June 29, 2011 06:33 AM (bRLuD)

24 I have no desire to watch, but lemme guess...

He showed up late.

Amiright?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:33 AM (pLTLS)

25 23

This guy doesn't know how to give a press conference.

If he wants, I will teach him.

But first, he will blow me.

Posted by: Ari Fleischer at June 29, 2011 11:33 AM (bRLuD)


Made me lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:33 AM (UOM48)

26 I wonder how many gaffes he'll make?

His entire life is a gaffe.

Posted by: Thomas at June 29, 2011 06:34 AM (982RO)

27
I'm gonna knock it out of the park today, just like Mean Joe Green.

Posted by: Barky's Teleprompter at June 29, 2011 06:34 AM (Lt/Za)

28 You forgot how Republicans want to deport innocent children back to third world nations for laughs.  And how Republicans wish to take food and medical care away from elderly Americans just for sport.  And how.....

Posted by: Zombie Reagan at June 29, 2011 06:34 AM (71LDo)

29

Sample questions from the Presstitutes:

President Magnificant, how was Moochelles African Safari, have you personally located Gaddafi and if so are you ready to slip in for the kill shot yet?

How is the girls puppy doing sir, we haven't seen much of it lately.

Is it true that Bachman totally botched the John Wayne birthplace or John Quincy Adams or whatever.

Nice to see you sir may I give you a tongue bath you look a little stressed but magnificent tho.

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 06:34 AM (vXqv3)

30 The over/under is 10 minutes per question.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 06:34 AM (T0NGe)

31
the White House is even pushing this "morality" meme now

so my guess is Obama is gonna explain how it is immoral to cut spending

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (G/zuv)

32 I am not a crook!

For some random reason I just remembered that there was one other presidential candidate who was hailed as "The One"

Richard Nixon

No joke...

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (OtQXp)

33 In lieu of an effective anti-missile defense, Obozo will announce the reinstitution of 1960s nuclear attack drills where elementary school students are trained to hide under their desks.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (Txl/u)

34 Big announcement on chocolate rations.

Posted by: nickless at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (MMC8r)

35
The bestest and beautifulest president evah!

Posted by: Maureen Dowd, Black Mamba Sucker at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (Lt/Za)

36

But will he tell us how many jobs he saved or created?

Posted by: yinzer at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (/Mla1)

37 Number of times he says "Let me be clear" _____

Number of times he says "Uhhh" _____

Number of times he says "kinetic military action" _____

Number of times he says "Ummm" _____


He's teh most brilliant presidon't evah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:35 AM (UOM48)

38 They just brought the list of "random questioners" out and put it on the dais for Barky.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:36 AM (G/MYk)

39 Maybe he'll say it's Recover Summer 2.0.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:36 AM (pLTLS)

40 I just said in the thread below that sadly, I'll have to miss Preznit Peace Prize.  I'll be having my eyelashes pulled out one-by-one and molten lead poured in my ears.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:29 AM

Lucky!  I couldn't get an appointment.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 06:37 AM (zkvJp)

41 Is Helen Thomas back?  Because we need a question about the evil Jooos and Israel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:37 AM (UOM48)

42 Is this his first presser since Libya?

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:37 AM (rN9Na)

43
It's Bush' fault. Now let's begin the presser!

Posted by: Barky Obama, Gods Gift to America at June 29, 2011 06:37 AM (Lt/Za)

44 39 Maybe he'll say it's Recover Summer 2.0. Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 11:36 AM (pLTLS) And it should work every bit as well as Windows 2.0.

Posted by: joncelli at June 29, 2011 06:37 AM (RD7QR)

45 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:35 AM (UOM4

I would look for some number of "strategic"s in there, too.  Barky thinks that using the word makes him sound smart.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (G/MYk)

46 -Repeated demands that people unnamed allow him to be clear for God's sake

Heh

Posted by: booger at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (9RFH1)

47 Wonder how the Presstitutes like sitting around waiting for this douche nozzel when they could be out pickin up hookers or star gazing at anthony Weiner pics?

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (vXqv3)

48
how you doing, joncelli?

I read your sad news the other day and didn't get a chance to extend my condolences.

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (G/zuv)

49 Obummer will announce his innovative new jobs initiative, "Dig a Hole, Fill a Hole."  To ensure the fullest beneficial effect, the participants will use spoons instead of shovels.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (Txl/u)

50 Mr. President, is it true opposition to gay marriage is equivalent to genocide?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (B+qrE)

51 If he throws out the word "inherited" again, someone should dump a bucket of water on his pointy, jugeared pin head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (UOM48)

52 Will there be Slurpees?

Posted by: Andy at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (5Rurq)

53 Was it covered here yesterday the fact Obama said we're digging out of 10-years worth of economic troubles? 

*sips Slurpee*

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:38 AM (IdoRk)

54

Number of times he says "Let me be clear" _____

Number of times he says "Uhhh" _____

Number of times he says "kinetic military action" _____

Number of times he says "Ummm" _____

***************************************************
Also, "ya'ow" (a sloppy Chicago way of saying "you know").

Also, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand".

Also, any self reference words - I, me, my, mine, etc.

 

 

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 29, 2011 06:39 AM (tk5O7)

55 Will we all get white coats this time?

Posted by: The WH Press Corps at June 29, 2011 06:39 AM (Txl/u)

56 The best speakers are the ones who seem natural, Obama always sounds like he's fresh from a course on public speaking.

Posted by: booger at June 29, 2011 06:39 AM (9RFH1)

57 *Missed it by that "" much*

Damn you Waterhouse!


Posted by: Andy at June 29, 2011 06:40 AM (5Rurq)

58
Are we up to 10 years instead of 8, now?

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:40 AM (G/zuv)

59 Wonder if he'll bring up the car in the ditch.

Too old?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:40 AM (UOM48)

60 Always fashionably late, eh? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:40 AM (9hSKh)

61 He's banning BACON!

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:40 AM (I8CPt)

62 btw, has any of Obama's planned press conferences ever started on time?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:41 AM (9hSKh)

63 It's 2011 and still no sign of Obama.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 29, 2011 06:41 AM (yQWNf)

64 -Resignation announcement
-Biden resignation announcement
-Response to published foot fetish photos
-Declaration of his love for Weiner


Posted by: Wishful Thinking at June 29, 2011 06:41 AM (wOaLi)

65 Building Roads and Bridges bullshit, check.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:41 AM (NtTkA)

66

"Let me be queer...as some have said..."

Posted by: Barak Insane Obamao at June 29, 2011 06:41 AM (sj4Tq)

67 What time does this 11:15 liefest begin and is anyone other than Piss Mathews and David brooks gonna watch it?

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (vXqv3)

68 Gee.. why can't Republicans be as pro-business as our dear President???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (f9c2L)

69

"Up your game", "Up our game" will be used.

Especially as he calls for technological innovation, which of course directly contradicts his wails about the eeeeville ATMs of a couple weeks ago.

 

 

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (tk5O7)

70
First it was: "It's gonna take more than a few months to fix the mess it took 8 years to create."

Then it was: "It's gonna take more than a couple years to fix the mess it took 8 years to create."

What is it now?


"It's gonna take more than one term to fix the mess it took 8 years to create."



Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (G/zuv)

71 Bashing Congress, Check

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (NtTkA)

72 Will he remind us again that Islam is The Religion of Peace? 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (UOM48)

73 49 how you doing, joncelli? I read your sad news the other day and didn't get a chance to extend my condolences. Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 11:38 AM (G/zuv) Thanks soothie. It was all pretty sudden and I'm pretty depressed. My wife lost her job on Monday too, so it's double fun in the sun. However, everybody here has been incredibly supportive, proving once again that M&Ms are the best sloped-forehead bitter clingers on the planet.

Posted by: joncelli at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (RD7QR)

74
Hip waders for sale at:  www.bullshitwaders.com

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 29, 2011 06:42 AM (Lt/Za)

75 Give me a break, you guys! I have these press conferences so rarely that it takes me a while to figure out the right amount of blow to do beforehand.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (c45xH)

76 Sir, where have all the flowers gone?

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (uw1V8)

77 "The tax cut I signed in December" - Barky

A "tax cut" that had been the effective tax rate for a decade, already.  Uh huh.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (G/MYk)

78 Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 11:38 AM (IdoRk)

Whoa ... that's the best IP hash evar!!

Posted by: Andy at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (5Rurq)

79 Now now, Obama can't just slip into those 1960's Malcolm X styled suits, he's gotta have the proper attitude too and that takes time.

Posted by: booger at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (9RFH1)

80 I seem to have missed it. Why does he always speak while I'm on the train?

Posted by: Dianna at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (j9THd)

81 Is he on yet?  I cannot watch or listen to the stupid fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (UOM48)

82

Barry: It took us 10 years to get into this mess and I just can't turn it around over night. As president, there's only so much that I can do. It's not my fault that the previous administration created this mess. uuummm...the car was in the ditch and now it's bumpy roads with uuhhhh....headwinds....but I am focused like a laser on my golf game the economy. The Republicans are standing in the way of the recovery like bumps in the road. Don't vote for them vote for me Barry "no bumps" Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2011 06:43 AM (1Jaio)

83

"I did good stuff."

"I kept bad stuff from happening."

"I made good stuff happen."

"Ah, ah, ah, I tell awesome jokes."

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (jx2j9)

84 Mr. President, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Posted by: The WH Press Corps at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (Txl/u)

85 Unilateral Military disarmament, check.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (NtTkA)

86

OT, but totally worth the distraction from another press sucking,

I saw a quote on Politico from Bachman:

"people just want to see me and Palin mud wrestle"

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: todler at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (fPOY0)

87 " This was supposed to start at 11:30 EDT but it's now 11:37 and no sign of Obama."

SOP for the prez.

Posted by: JoeInMD at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (PIahf)

88 Evil Rich, Check

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (NtTkA)

89 "Spending in the tax code"

Doubling down on a 19.  Smarts Power.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:44 AM (G/MYk)

90 Herr, sacht mir wo die blumen sind? Bitte?

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 06:45 AM (uw1V8)

91 Good Lord, this is awful.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:45 AM (IdoRk)

92

 Mr. President, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Ah hah! Trick question. You uh, aren't uh, fooling, uh, me.

I'm a STUMP!

 

Posted by: King Putt the Dim. at June 29, 2011 06:45 AM (tk5O7)

93 Pronunciation of Pakistan as Pokeeston.  Check.

Taliban = Tolleebon.  Check

Corpsman = Corpseman.  Check

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:45 AM (UOM48)

94 Mr. President, who picks out those wonderful suits that you always wear?

Posted by: The WH Press Corps at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (Txl/u)

95 Threaten Childrens Education, check

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (NtTkA)

96 Evil rich are keeping us from funding childrens education.... WTF? That was such a leap of logic I don't know where to start.

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (rN9Na)

97
He sounds like a whiny three year old.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (Lt/Za)

98 Well, it's about damned time the fucking children were sent to the mines.  If he gives me an address to drop mine off for that purpose in this presser, then I'll probably vote for the sonofawhore next year!

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (Orc9J)

99 High-speed rail is next

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (I8CPt)

100 What's up with the corporate jets?  That's twice now, just since I turned this BS on.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (qzoN5)

101 WTF is a "corporate jet owner"?  He's really slamming them.

Posted by: observer at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (z2nzh)

102 Eliminating tax breaks for corporate jet owners will solve America's deficit problem, apparently.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (IdoRk)

103 "Corporate jet owners"

Clearly, evil incarnate. 

Government jet leeches (and their families) ... ?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (G/MYk)

104

"I've traveled throughout these 57 states and have spoken to many people- some in Austrian- and many say our problems can be solved by a few simple actions. Inflate your tires. Use high speed rail, and buy more arugula. Also, I got bin Laden, and saved or created like, a bazillion new green jobs."

Posted by: Jones at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (8sCoq)

105 91Herr, sacht mir wo die blumen sind? Bitte?

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 11:45 AM (uw1V

Joan Baez wants to know?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (jx2j9)

106 Lies about the default, Check

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (NtTkA)

107 MFM: Your Divine Worship, when kissing your ass would you like us to lick your balls too? And as a follow, why do the Republicans want to kill all of the  children?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (1Jaio)

108

He's waiting till top of the hour to interrupt Rush like he did to trump.

Too bad he doesn't interrupt his fan girls on the genius show the View.

Add those IQs' together to get to double digits! When OReally is on it might make it to 50.

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 06:46 AM (vXqv3)

109 Repeated demands that people unnamed allow him to be clear for God's sake The world's most brilliant orator and this is the only memorable thing he has ever said.

Posted by: fluffy at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (4Kl5M)

110 This was supposed to start at 11:30 EDT but it's now 11:37 and no sign of Obama.

*giggle*

I'll take that cookie now.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (pLTLS)

111 Eliminating tax breaks for corporate jet owners will solve America's deficit problem, apparently.

Ya, that was the dumbest shit I've seen him do yet..


On to the questions!!!

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (rN9Na)

112 "I will take your questions ... I have my list here."

No shit.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (qzoN5)

113 102 WTF is a "corporate jet owner"?  He's really slamming them.

I hope the libs who work for Gulfstream here enjoy that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (UOM48)

114
AP Question:  Insightful and riveting.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (Lt/Za)

115 Let me be clear. The republicans drove the car into the ditch and now they wont give me the money to have it towed.

Posted by: Barry at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (gue+Q)

116 I told you he had his "list" of questions set up for him.

And the idiot is proud of it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (G/MYk)

117 I suddenly have the urge to hunt down a corporate jet owner and kill him.

Posted by: Cicero at June 29, 2011 06:47 AM (Txl/u)

118 Knob Gobbling press, check

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:48 AM (NtTkA)

119 Perhaps he will discuss the IDF chicks ... ????

Posted by: Honey Babger at June 29, 2011 06:48 AM (GvYeG)

120 Leaders gonna lead

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 06:48 AM (tTlIu)

121 Jeebus.  How can you stand to listen to the idiot.  He actually has a list of questions?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:48 AM (UOM48)

122 114102WTF is a "corporate jet owner"? He's really slamming them.

I hope the libs who work for Gulfstream here enjoy that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:47 AM (UOM4

Out to destroy another industry.  What a fucking bonehead.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 06:48 AM (jx2j9)

123 What's up with the corporate jets?  That's twice now, just since I turned this BS on.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 11:46 AM (qzoN5)

Right now there is an accelerated depreciation on corporate jets. I think it's 5 years. They want to increase it.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2011 06:48 AM (MtwBb)

124 "Call me naive, but I expect leaders to lead.  (But not me, other leaders.)"

What I just heard.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (qzoN5)

125
Whitey Bulger's brother, Billy, former MA Senate president, is receiving a $200K/yr pension.

How much govt pension do the 'corporate jet owners' receive?

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (G/zuv)

126 Has he given a shout-out to the communists on the Audacity of Hope?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (UOM48)

127 A corporate jet owner took money away from the hobo on the corner.

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (rN9Na)

128 15 min answer for a 2 minute question, Check.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (NtTkA)

129 Mr. President, if a huge statue of you was to be erected on the Mall, which direction woud you prefer to face, and why?

Posted by: The WH Press Corps at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (Txl/u)

130 Balanced approach now means - raise the fuck out of taxes.

Democrat voters = welfare recipients

 

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (I8CPt)

131 I renounce my corporate jet ...

Posted by: Honey Babger at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (GvYeG)

132 I told you he had his "list" of questions set up for him.

And the idiot is proud of it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 11:47 AM (G/MYk)

 

Barry gave the MFM a list of questions to ask him and they happily and dutifully agreed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2011 06:49 AM (1Jaio)

133 Jeebus.  How can you stand to listen to the idiot.  He actually has a list of questions?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:48 AM (UOM4

Of preselected questioners.  He's done that in every single press conference I've seen him have since he slimed into the White House.  Every single one.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (G/MYk)

134 "I, on the other hand, never patronize the base.  Because, I--I do so love the word "I"--am above partisan politics."

Posted by: Obama at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (Sfu+M)

135 We needs ads of this chump running NOW.

Ads of TOTUS and the Autopen. Juxtaposed with every picture we can find of him on the putting green. Oh and then they should mix shots of the unemployment lines all across this great land.

Of course it would be racist to point out he's extremely cavalier and lazy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (pLTLS)

136 Let's put Gulfstream out of business.  Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (UOM48)

137 Recent op-eds in major U.S. newspapers have suggested you may be simply "super," instead of "super-duper." How do you respond to this criticism, and what steps will your administration be taking to punish these traitorous malcontents?

Posted by: MSM at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (hyP1j)

138

94 I think he learned how to pronounce it from his pokeman cards.

I have a half a dozen shoe boxes of them for sale for those of you who can't pronounce those Mooslim names correctly still.

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (vXqv3)

139 Shot a corporate jet in Reno Just to watch it die

Posted by: Johnny Barky at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (RD7QR)

140 Sacred task?

Did he just say that balancing the budget was a sacred task?

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (I8CPt)

141 Perhaps he will discuss the IDF chicks ... ????

Posted by: Honey Babger

with a detailed slide show if we're lucky.

Posted by: todler at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (fPOY0)

142 This man is fucking insane. He's going to reduce the costs of health care by sheer will.

And again with the corporate jets.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (IdoRk)

143
Up your game", "Up our game" will be used.

Up your game is still illegal in Alabama.

Posted by: Shiny Aviators at June 29, 2011 06:50 AM (gppu7)

144 Has he denounced the evil golf club manufacturers yet? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (UOM48)

145 You are all my children and I am your wise father.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (Txl/u)

146 Most rich people lease Jets, it's stupid to own them

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (NtTkA)

147
Those wascally republicans and their corporate jet owners are evil. 

-Barky the Magnificent

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (Lt/Za)

148 good god this man doesn't know economics

Posted by: taylork at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (5wsU9)

149 Topic #1: me me I

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (OhYCU)

150 Wonder if he'll bring up the car in the ditch.

Too old?


Nope. One of our state legislators (D - of course) used the phrase just today.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 06:51 AM (5d6vv)

151 Corporate jets bad/Hollywood leftard jets good.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (QslGJ)

152 Every time a corporate jet takes off, a poor balck child goes hungry.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (Txl/u)

153 119 Perhaps he will discuss the IDF chicks ... ????   These ones?   /I just started listening to the speech - it's laden with class warfare bullshit, how *sarc* unexpected.    

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (9hSKh)

154
preselected and rehearsed questioners from a faux-skeptical press corps


in other words: This is a goddamm campaign informercial

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (G/zuv)

155 He is still going on and on with one question. What a phony fucktard.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (NtTkA)

156 If you like your corporate jet, you can keep your corporate jet.  You'll just have to pay a little more.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (qzoN5)

157 Up your game

Is this some fucking ebonic term ?

Posted by: Plodding forward at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (EL+OC)

158 This is embarrassing

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (I8CPt)

159 Tax breaks for corporate jet owners?

But then how does Bo the Rescue Dog Pedigree get to fly first class on his own jet like he did last year?

Oh right. He still can. Our rules vs. Their rules.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (pLTLS)

160

"Corporate jet owner"

We have found the winner of this week's focus group phrase competition.

Next week:  "Megarich playboys" vs. "Job-destroying mechanization"

Place your bets now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 29, 2011 06:52 AM (B+qrE)

161 Michelle jetting around in AF Two = good.

Evil businessmen flying on business = evil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (UOM48)

162 Oh noes!!! No scholarships for the freeloaders to get a worthless degree!!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (f9c2L)

163

If you support tax breaks for corporate jets, people will die!!!!

/Guess this speech was green-lighted by Daily Kos readers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (9hSKh)

164 there we go, we want to kill your grandma, poison your food, and kill your children. just so the corporate jet owner can get his tax break.

what. an. ass.

Posted by: taylork at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (5wsU9)

165 I didn't know that the small tax break on corporate jets paid for all that stuff.

Posted by: robtr at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (MtwBb)

166 But then how does Bo the Rescue Dog Pedigree get to fly first class on his own jet like he did last year?

Bo's jet is public, not corporate.  It's like Amtrak with wings or something.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (qzoN5)

167 We need a count of how many times he says "Corporate Jet Owner"

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (rN9Na)

168 I wish someone would just ask the Indonesian Imbecile:

What is 3/5 - 5/7?

I guarantee you that Barky could not answer that.  He doesn't even really understand the question.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:53 AM (G/MYk)

169

Class warefare.  How is it different than racism?  They take a segment of society and vilify them and threaten to put an end to them.  There is absolutely no difference between what they are doing and what racists do. 

Unfortunately for us, it is the most productive segment of society that they hope to ravage.  Nothing.  Nothing good can come of this for this country.

What is worse is that half of this country are on board with it. 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (jx2j9)

170 Maxamalist position? WTF is that?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (NtTkA)

171 For the price of a single corporate jet, a thousand immigrant Latvian trannys could have mammograms.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (Txl/u)

172 168 We need a count of how many times he says "Corporate Jet Owner"
Sharing mind thoughts!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (9hSKh)

173 I don't know what the big deal yesterday was about that Lisa Baron chick. Yeah, shure she told us about sucking off Ari, but here with the press confrence we actually get to see the entire press corps sucking off Obama.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (NCw5u)

174 160 Don't blame me,I just do what the big one tells me to do.Have you see her?

Posted by: Bo the dog at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (QslGJ)

175 Of preselected questioners givers of blow jobs. He's done that in every single press conference I've seen him have since he slimed into the White House.  Every single one.


FIFY - in case you weren't sure how names got on the list.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (5d6vv)

176 Constitution?  What's that?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (OhYCU)

177 Chuck Todd with the first Libya questions.

And he makes a joke....

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (rN9Na)

178
If one the Republican candidates were smart, which they're not, they'd respond to this informercial immediately.

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit," would be a good opener.

Posted by: soothie at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (G/zuv)

179 Let me guess.  He's taking 10 minutes to answer one question. 

What a fucking ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (UOM48)

180 I would think most corporate jet owners would be small business owners who lease out their jet services to others (including govt. officials).  But what the hell do I know.

Posted by: yinzer at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (/Mla1)

181 Why doesn't he let Breitbart ask a question?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (NtTkA)

182 giggling at these comments.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (pLTLS)

183 >>Right now there is an accelerated depreciation on corporate jets. I think it's 5 years. They want to increase it.

If that's the case, then how is that a specialized tax break? 

Posted by: taylork at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (5wsU9)

184 You were a lecturer, you lying fuck, not a professor.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (IdoRk)

185 what a f'in whore this guy is

Posted by: Ed Shultz at June 29, 2011 06:54 AM (ibMLF)

186 That's it, I'm done, I can't watch this assclown any more.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (IdoRk)

187 The rich will fuel their corporate jets with grandma! KIIIIILLL THE RICH111!!!!111

Posted by: Barky the Prophet at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (RD7QR)

188 Except for me, I've killed more.

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (I8CPt)

189 "We went in to Libya" but it's not hostilities.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (qzoN5)

190 Has he mentioned "Wall Street Fat Cats" yet?(who mostly voted for him btw)

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (QslGJ)

191 We have a lib friend who's an exec at Gulfstream.  I'd love to send him the vid of this presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (UOM48)

192 You were a lecturer, you lying fuck, not a professor.

Oh my. Did he just relive his days as a 'constitutional scholar'?

Cripes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (pLTLS)

193 "i'm not going to wear my constitutional professor hat here"

Dude, you're the Presdint, you should have some idea of what is constitutional and what is not.  Answer the fucking question.

Posted by: Ed Shultz at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (ibMLF)

194 RE: Obama Press Conference

What's the point? What possible thing could he address whereby one would be inclined to cheer him not vomit except for, "I'm resigning the Office of the Presidency effective immediately."?

Want to see a nation come out of its slump? Dump Obama. And the one thing that would save the country is the one thing the stuttering clusterfark of a miserable failure will not do. And watching the MBM "grilling" him? They might as well have a tickle fight for all of the conflict and seriousness it'll display.

Maybe Chris Wallace can exhort a colleague to ask Obama if he is a flake...

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 29, 2011 06:55 AM (1yViP)

195 185 You were a lecturer, you lying fuck, not a professor.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 11:54 AM (IdoRk)

He can't help himself.  He read it in Esquire.


Posted by: observer at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (z2nzh)

196 "Its the right thing to do"

In regards to ignoring the War Powers Act

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (rN9Na)

197 What are those corporate jet-ownin' bastards doin' flyin' around in their corporate jets and payin' for their own fuel in Barry's sky?

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (zkvJp)

198 I don't know if you remember, but I killed Osama Bin Laden.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (OhYCU)

199 This presser is a ... big... load...

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (I8CPt)

200 Michelle couldn't make it today because last we heard, she was in an African village in a big pot.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (Txl/u)

201 'twas the niight ' they drove ol' dixie dowwn

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (uw1V8)

202 On Libya, "We've done exactly what I said we would do."

Done in a matter of days.  The rest is an illusion. There's nothing going on in Libya.  Just check the MFM.  See?  Nothing happening.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (G/MYk)

203 Good the douche nozzel in chief bashes corporate jets since him and the wifey use air force WON like an endless vacation station wagon.

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 06:56 AM (vXqv3)

204

Love the "why didn't you get Congressional approval for Libya?" dodge.

/And consultation does not equal approval. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (9hSKh)

205 Corporate jet owners and hedge fund managers want to kill your children.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (qdI7N)

206 Glad I'm not watching ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (GvYeG)

207 Want to see a nation come out of its slump? Dump Obama.

Not sure how good President Biden would be at pulling us out of the slump.  But it'd be better than what we have now.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (qzoN5)

208 A comment so unfunny it could have been a Bill Maher "joke" used to live here.

Posted by: Jack at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (kCT7A)

209 You're doing great, Mr. President.  Just as I advised you. 

Now, go after Israel and the evil Jooos.  And get a dig in at Bibi.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (UOM48)

210 If you support tax breaks for corporate jets, you're supporting Col Crazy!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (9hSKh)

211 OMG, he's talking about a "noose tightening"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (OhYCU)

212 He has the Mother of All Corporate Jets,Air Force 1.He uses it extensively too.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (QslGJ)

213 DAYS not Weeks. 

not exactly what you said would happen in Libya.

Posted by: the slob at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (LKYVz)

214 "War Powers Resolution"?  I thought it was an act.  You know, binding and shit.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:57 AM (qzoN5)

215 He's trashing corporate jet owners?  Really?  The commander in Operation Strafe New York?  The CEO of Airline Caravans to Europe and Asia?  Really?  With Pelosi and her private Air Force jet to commute to work?  Really?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (T0NGe)

216 wow a lecture about why its good to be king

Posted by: tgs at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (MV5kD)

217 what a f'in whore this guy is

Posted by: Ed Shultz

And I thought I was easy.

Posted by: Debbie did Dallas at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (fPOY0)

218 Libya has been downgraded from a kinetic military action to a fuss.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (zkvJp)

219

Does JEF realize that whoever is elected in 2012 will inherit an economy that is even worse than the one he inherited?

That car that was stuck in the ditch?  JEF opened the door and tossed in a grenade.

Posted by: Marmo the Greater at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (InrkQ)

220 The Obama Philosophy - "I don't even have to get to the Constitution."


Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (qzoN5)

221 WOAH He doesn't even have to answer that question

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (tTlIu)

222 209, There is a line here Jack and you crossed it. CLEAN UP ON ISLE 209.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 06:58 AM (NtTkA)

223 216 He is immune to irony.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (QslGJ)

224
Rush will be very insightful dissecting Barky's serial lying and pandering, and he begins at noon EST.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (Lt/Za)

225

OK, we'll eliminate the corporate jet tax break.

Only a 13 digit number to go to get to a balanced budget.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (B+qrE)

226 Thanks to all of you taking the bullet by watching Dear Reader in action. Myself, I scheduled an elective surgery instead. I'm having my tonsils ripped out by a honey badger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (ENKCw)

227 We're helping people. Laws don't matter. To me. Because of the corporate jet owners. And bacon.

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (I8CPt)

228 *clap* *clap*  Wipers!

Posted by: madge at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (GTbGH)

229 When I person says "but", disregard the words before "but".
I think the war powers act is appropriate but...

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (uw1V8)

230 Are they letting me speechify?

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (Sfu+M)

231 Remember when corporate jet owners killed JFK? Those days are over.

Posted by: The Prez at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (1fB+3)

232 I had no idea how strong the stomachs of the moron horde were.  Must be the valu-rite.

I'd rather watch a test pattern.

Posted by: Tami at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (X6akg)

233 219 Libya has been downgraded from a kinetic military action to a fuss.

No shit? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 06:59 AM (UOM48)

234 OMG, he's talking about a "noose tightening"

Posted by: Cherry ð

Racist?

Posted by: todler at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (fPOY0)

235 Barry has a speech impediment.  He cannot form a sentence without lying.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (zkvJp)

236 Obama can't be bothered with the Constitution.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (qdI7N)

237 That's a new one - before Obama was in office, gay and lesbian partners couldn't visit their loved ones in the hospital. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (9hSKh)

238 Wow, CBS broke away from him!!! ROFL!!

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (I8CPt)

239 Wait, so now he's concerned about states rights?

Posted by: taylork at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (5wsU9)

240 228, I'm Scheduling a Honey Badger Vasectomy for the next SOTU.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (NtTkA)

241 thanks Obama for making sure gays can visit each other in the hospital. OH but I put on my professor hate and ruled DOMA unconstitutional

Posted by: Ed Shultz at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (ibMLF)

242

Half of the country thinks that this steaming piece of shit is a joke and an embarrassment and the other half deify him. 

That doesn't bode well for a happy ending, imo. 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (jx2j9)

243 He's trashing corporate jet owners?  Really?

Repeatedly. It's the major theme of this presser - Republicans want to keep tax breaks for corporate jet owners at the expense of food safety and college scholarships.

He used the same example three times in this thing before I gave up listening .

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 07:00 AM (IdoRk)

244 Wow.  I feel so refreshed having my eyelashes pulled out and molten lead poured in my ears.

I'm sure glad I didn't watch/listen to the ass clown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (UOM48)

245 Oh my. Did he just relive his days as a 'constitutional scholar'?

Cripes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 29, 2011 11:55 AM (pLTLS)

He showed us all his great understanding of law with his Honduras fiasco.  That was a classic.

I's like someone to ask the Indonesian if we've killed Al-Megrahi, yet, and if not, why not?  Then, they need to ask why the US let Al-Megrahi run free back to Libya and did absolutely NOTHING?  BTW, that was another impeachable offense by the Indonesian - giving aid and comfort to the enemy ... the convicted enemy!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (G/MYk)

246 He knows that DOMA "is unconstitutional" but he's not sure about Libya.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (OhYCU)

247 WTF?  "We can't have the federal government poking it's nose into the states business" about gay marriage.  Seriously?

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (qzoN5)

248 As soon as Michelle flies back from Africa with her 500-person entourage, I'm appointing her Czar to address the threat posed to this country by Kulaks who fly around in corporate jets.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (Txl/u)

249 I had assumed he was finally going to regulate the use of the "slow clap" in movies.   THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!11!!

Posted by: Shiggz at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (mLAWK)

250 could you imagine a press corps and how they would react to Bush saying that he just doesnt need to answer that question

Posted by: tgs at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (MV5kD)

251 Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...

Posted by: Ulyssis Romney McGill at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (M9Ie6)

252 uh, uh um uh

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (sVk8z)

253 I meant professor hat, I keep writing hate because, well, I hate the useless fucker.  And teleprompter whores, hate them too

Posted by: Ed Shultz at June 29, 2011 07:01 AM (ibMLF)

254 "i'm not going to wear my constitutional professor hat here"

He's a Constitutional Professor in the same way that John Dillinger was a banking regulator.


Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:02 AM (T0NGe)

255 Didn't the Obamas use a plane to get pizza delivered to them from Chicago? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 07:02 AM (9hSKh)

256 Is he still speaking bullshitting?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:02 AM (UOM48)

257 I'm glad some of you are watching. I can't take it. It's just too depressing to think that my fellow Americans voted for this piece of shit.

Posted by: Bosk at June 29, 2011 07:02 AM (n2K+4)

258 Didn't the Obamas use a plane to get pizza delivered to them from Chicago? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:02 PM (9hSKh)

For thee...not for me.

Posted by: Tami at June 29, 2011 07:02 AM (X6akg)

259 He's discovered since he took office that the president can't dictate. That's... good?

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (tTlIu)

260 257, If they didn't they should have. Royaty wants what it wants.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (NtTkA)

261 He's "discovered since I've been in this office that the President can't dictate"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (OhYCU)

262 Not a single mention of acid rain? Sheesh.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (lI74M)

263

Didn't the Obamas use a plane to get pizza delivered to them from Chicago?

I flew out to pick it up.

Posted by: Bo The Portuguese Water Dog at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (Txl/u)

264 Is he still speaking bullshitting?

Yep.  All kinds of  federalist when it comes to DOMA.  No word on how that compares to his position on healthcare.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (qzoN5)

265 262 Royalty, Dammit.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (NtTkA)

266 This guy can't go two sentences before he spits about something that is totally inconsistent with what he just said.

Posted by: taylork at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (5wsU9)

267 Question on NLRB vs Boeing.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (qzoN5)

268
Most rich people lease Jets, it's stupid to own them






In other words, if it flies, floats or f**ks.......rent it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (8rHXV)

269 private jets are evil, says the guy who flew his personal trainer from Chicago to DC a few dozen times

Posted by: tgs at June 29, 2011 07:03 AM (MV5kD)

270 Has me mentioned me yet?  He left me and never returned my call.

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (Sfu+M)

271 257 Didn't the Obamas use a plane to get pizza delivered to them from Chicago? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:02 PM (9hSKh)

That's nothing.  They fly a personal trainer in from Chi-town 2-3 times per week.  Because there are no personal trainers in DC or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (UOM48)

272 215 "War Powers Resolution"?  I thought it was an act.  You know, binding and shit.

It was passed by a veto-proof 2/3 majority in both chambers. No president ever signed it. So technically, it's both.

That said, his use of the word "resolution" is very much on purpose. Were he still in the Senate while a GOP president was playing fast-and-loose with our military, you can rest assured he'd be using the word "act."

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (hyP1j)

273 Didn't the Obamas use a plane to get pizza delivered to them from Chicago?  Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 12:02 PM

St Louis, I think.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (zkvJp)

274 You were a lecturer, you lying fuck, not a professor.


Can you imagine having to sit in classroom with this clown lecturing?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (5d6vv)

275 263 He's "discovered since I've been in this office that the President can't dictate" Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 12:03 PM (OhYCU) Ummmm, shouldn't he have learned that when he was constitutional professoring? Or was he excused from that class?

Posted by: joncelli at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (RD7QR)

276

The presser was on CTV here in Canada. Our media love their Messiah.

I just turned on the tv for a few minutes and heard 'people with corporate jets' three times. At least we've seen that Obama can declare war on someone.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2011 07:04 AM (GKQDR)

277 He's "discovered since I've been in this office that the President can't dictate"

Posted by: Cherry ð at June 29, 2011 12:03 PM (OhYCU)

 

I'll bet that's been a major disappoint for Fidel Obama. Although it really hasn't stopped him from going around the laws

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (1Jaio)

278

That doesn't bode well for a happy ending, imo. 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 12:00 PM (jx2j9)

A divorce is possible ... and likely, I think.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (G/MYk)

279 You know, those people who are forced out of their jets could come with me!

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (Sfu+M)

280 He's trying really hard not to say "shovel ready".  So all he does is stammer.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (4zKCA)

281

He's "discovered since I've been in this office that the President can't dictate"

Constitutional law professor extraordinaire.

I'm suspicious of that high priced prep school in Hawaii. Seems he even missed 11th grade civics.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (lI74M)

282 Has me mentioned me yet?  He left me and never returned my call.
Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 12:04 PM

Shhh.  If he can get rid of the corporate jets, you'll be a shoo in.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (zkvJp)

283 The shovel-ready jobs lie again?

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (qdI7N)

284 270, Yeah, pretty much, unless your poor, then you own it till you die.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (NtTkA)

285 He answers the NLRB vs Boeing question by saying we need to build roads and rail??? WTF?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (f9c2L)

286

That bimbo from Bloomberg is seriously stuck on stupid.

If there was ever a question to illustrate the media having an Obamagasm, that was it.

Evil Republicans holding back the greatness...still.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (4ABat)

287 Don't "journalists" usually ask gotcha questions during these pressers?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:05 AM (OhYCU)

288

Question on NLRB vs Boeing.

Yes, square the circle on this one with the DOMA answer.

Spinal contortion.  It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (B+qrE)

289 He's "discovered since I've been in this office that the President can't dictate"



Wait....does that mean that when he was campaigning he thought the President could dictate?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (5d6vv)

290 So yesterday it was "We need to create manufacturing jobs in this country."

Today it's, "We need to put private jet manufacturers out of business."

Rush is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (UOM48)

291 Let Me introduce the greatest Messiah to ever grace you with His Presence. The Great -Thee Wonderous President of the United States Of America!

Bwak OBawma. Hooorah!

Bawbwa to Joyous Barer " Could we ever dream that such a Won would give such a sublime speech to the peasants such as He?"

Joy, "Oh Bawbwa, " He delights me with His smooth, sexy Being . even when He just  stands there and gazes at His belly button lint I am in absolute AW"

"He's late Joy, What shall we do ! I can barely contain myself, I miss every moment He doesn't speak to us of such marvelous , ideas, bringing Hope to all of us. "

"Bwabwa, Calm down He will surely Delight the peons, with His amazing intelligence and stalwart enduring promise of change we've all been dreaming of"

Posted by: willow/jejune at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (h+qn8)

292 What the hell is that asshole talking about?

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (Sfu+M)

293 Don't "journalists" usually ask gotcha questions during these pressers?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 12:05 PM (OhYCU)

Only if there's an R in the White House....silly.

Posted by: Tami at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (X6akg)

294 He can't even answer a softball question.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 29, 2011 07:06 AM (4zKCA)

295 He answers the NLRB vs Boeing question by saying we need to build roads and rail??? WTF?

Did he say "crumbling"? He's all about saving the "crumbling" infrastructure these days.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 07:07 AM (IdoRk)

296 "Oh, and don't Palin, and Bush suck?"
"Why yes they do", all the worlds ills are because they exist."

Posted by: willow/jejune at June 29, 2011 07:07 AM (h+qn8)

297 Heh.  Rush is about to be on fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:07 AM (UOM48)

298

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2011 12:00 PM (jx2j9)

Absolutely. It seems to me sometimes that half the country is living vicariously through Obama. Mad at their boss? Worried about their street cred? Obama gets in faces, refudiating, by doing exactly what they're doing, golfing, selling Lincoln's bedroom to doners. What a house of cards.

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 07:07 AM (uw1V8)

299 First true statement I ever remember hearing him say: "No administration has ever done this before."

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:07 AM (qzoN5)

300 Has he gotten close to getting to the point of the Boeing question?

Anyone?

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (I8CPt)

301 "What I have done - which is UNPRECEDENTED by the way! -..."

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (tTlIu)

302 WTF?  "We can't have the federal government poking it's nose into the states business" about gay marriage.  Seriously?

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 12:01 PM (qzoN5)

It would be nice if one of the press idiots could pull the old Constitution up on his smarts phone and read Barky Art IV, Sec 1:

Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.

But ... I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (G/MYk)

303 Unprecedented, Whoop, there it is!!!

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (NtTkA)

304 Has he gotten close to getting to the point of the Boeing question?

Starting now

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (qzoN5)

305

Businesses and profits are evil!

/btw Barry, are you going to claim that the regulatory burden on business is lower than it was before you were born, like you *falsely* claimed for their tax burden.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (9hSKh)

306 That yellow curtain is atrocious.  I don't have any yellow curtains.  That yellow curtain reminds me of my grandfather, low speed rail, back in the 60's.  He had yellow curtains.

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:08 AM (Sfu+M)

307 Rush said he's using "folks" again.

Here comes Rush talking about private jets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (UOM48)

308 The NLRB acted stupidly.

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (I8CPt)

309 What he does know is this, not a fucking thing.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (zkvJp)

310 Moooooooooooooooochelle has a nice ass. I know these things !!

Posted by: A Yak in Siberia at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (48wze)

311 And now, the RedEye halftime roundup...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (GBXon)

312 Does this idiot even know who owns most corporate jets?

That's right- companies who LEASE those jets to other companies.  Those leasing companies employ all kinds of people and pay all kinds of taxes.

Idiot.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (OtQXp)

313 "NLRB is independent.  I don't know the facts. Don't want to get into it."

"Companies need to have the freedom to relocate.  But it doesn't make sense for them to shut down a plant and lay off workers because the company can't get along with the union."

"Can't afford to have labor and management fighting all the time."

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:09 AM (qzoN5)

314 I hope he sticks it up Boeing's ass.

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (Sfu+M)

315 Sounded to me like they was harboring a hateful grudge against the NRLB on account of their rough and rowdy past. Looks like Boeing is the kind of company who wants to cast the first stone.

Posted by: Pappy Obama at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (M9Ie6)

316 "We can't afford to have labor and management fighting all the time"

Management must be eliminated I guess.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (OhYCU)

317 That yellow curtain is atrocious.  I don't have any yellow curtains.  That yellow curtain reminds me of my grandfather, low speed rail, back in the 60's.  He had yellow curtains.



Ten bucks says M'chel is wearing an atrocious yellow dress next week.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (5d6vv)

318 god, i can't take this anymore. It's Rush time

Posted by: taylork at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (5wsU9)

319 314 Does this idiot even know who owns most corporate jets?

That's right- companies who LEASE those jets to other companies.  Those leasing companies employ all kinds of people and pay all kinds of taxes.

Idiot.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 29, 2011 12:09 PM (OtQXp)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: People who work building yachts at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (T0NGe)

320 "Companies need to have the freedom to relocate.  But it doesn't make sense for them to shut down a plant and lay off workers because the company can't get along with the union."

WTF!?  He really said that?!

Posted by: Tami at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (X6akg)

321 I am proud to be a "Male Lesbian". Thank You

Posted by: Wally Totum at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (48wze)

322 Management must be eliminated I guess.

Yeah, that's what I got out of it.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:10 AM (qzoN5)

323 WTF!?  He really said that?!

He said "labor," but he was obviously talking "union."

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:11 AM (qzoN5)

324 "process of law"?????? for terrorists???

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:11 AM (OhYCU)

325 He is obsessed with Planes and flying.

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 07:11 AM (rN9Na)

326 318 "We can't afford to have labor and management fighting all the time"

You know what "labor" can do?

Quit.  Let somebody else do it if you don't like it.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:11 AM (T0NGe)

327 My husband's aunt thinks the yellow curtain is Muslim or something.  Hell, she could be right.

Maybe it matches his prayer rug in the Oval.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:11 AM (UOM48)

328 I give up. I can't listen to this JEF. Life is too short.  Good luck gang.

Posted by: observer at June 29, 2011 07:11 AM (z2nzh)

329 319 That yellow curtain is atrocious.  I don't have any yellow curtains.  That yellow curtain reminds me of my grandfather, low speed rail, back in the 60's.  He had yellow curtains.



Ten bucks says M'chel is wearing an atrocious yellow dress next week.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 12:10 PM (5d6vv)

Are you thinking of that Carol Burnett Show episode?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (T0NGe)

330 Wow, almost a real question.  "does your policy on terror detainees lead to us killing rather than capturing, and then missing out on additional intel."  He looks lost, even more than usual.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (qzoN5)

331 He's a pyromaniac in a field of straw men.

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (Sfu+M)

332 He said "labor," but he was obviously talking "union."

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 12:11 PM (qzoN5)

I was more aghast at his lie that they're shutting down a plant and laying off workers.  They're not.

Posted by: Tami at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (X6akg)

333

But it doesn't make sense for them to shut down a plant and lay off workers because the company can't get along with the union.

I'm thinking the sky in that world is kind of harvest orange.  With jagged-edged paisley patterns.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (B+qrE)

334 I would oh so ask him about Fast and Furious just to hear the stuttering.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (zkvJp)

335

Is he actually talking now then?  How late did he start?

 

Posted by: MWR at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (4df7R)

336 Jane D'oh - Thanks for the Rush updates!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (GKQDR)

337 "Companies need to have the freedom to relocate.  But it doesn't make sense for them to shut down a plant and lay off workers because the company can't get along with the union."

It's true that he doesn't have all the facts, because that is not even REMOTELY what is at stake in the Boeing-NLRB decision. What a fucking ignorant sack of shit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2011 07:12 AM (IdoRk)

338 328 My husband's aunt thinks the yellow curtain is Muslim or something.  Hell, she could be right.

Maybe it matches his prayer rug in the Oval.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 12:11 PM (UOM4

There is no way that Obama is Muslim.  No way.

He doesn't have the self-discipline.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:13 AM (T0NGe)

339 Faux News!!!

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:13 AM (OhYCU)

340 322 "Companies need to have the freedom to relocate.  But it doesn't make sense for them to shut down a plant and lay off workers because the company can't get along with the union."

WTF!?  He really said that?!

They're not shutting down the plant in WA!  They're expanding with the new plant in SC.

He's a complete idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:13 AM (UOM48)

341 Does this idiot even know who owns most corporate jets?

That's right- companies who LEASE those jets to other companies.  Those leasing companies employ all kinds of people and pay all kinds of taxes.

Idiot.

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 29, 2011 12:09 PM (OtQXp)

See!  They're even more evil than I thought!  They are stealing money by getting tax breaks through leasing.  They should be buying these corporate jets, so they have to pay full taxes.

Posted by: King Berry of Stupid at June 29, 2011 07:13 AM (G/MYk)

342 Management must be eliminated I guess.

Yeah, that's what I got out of it.

Actually capitalism and private property must be totally eliminated is what he is seeking.

Posted by: Vic at June 29, 2011 07:13 AM (M9Ie6)

343 Fox asked what is victory in Afghanistan?

He says we can be successful.  In our narrow mission.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:14 AM (qzoN5)

344 I didn't use "victory"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:14 AM (OhYCU)

345 What is it now?
"It's gonna take more than one term to fix the mess it took 8 years to create."

I heard this almost verbatim from Jim McDermott (D-Starbucks) yesterday on Medved.  Almost verbatim.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2011 07:14 AM (GMG6W)

346 HAS HE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ME????!!!

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 07:14 AM (Sfu+M)

347 327 He is obsessed with Planes and flying.

Posted by: Mjim at June 29, 2011 12:11 PM (rN9Na)

 

I'd say the patient is obsessed with erections and sex.  Verrrrry interesting.

 

 

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 29, 2011 07:14 AM (sVk8z)

348 Getting tired of hearing "men and women in uniform."  Is that the only phrase he knows to describe us?

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:15 AM (qzoN5)

349 Cannot watch any more.  I think I'll go to Walmart, and buy something Chinese.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 07:15 AM (zkvJp)

350 Great. So by the president's own words we've only killed 1/10th of the leadership of our enemies.

Way to go, dickhead, for using a word improperly.

Douche.

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 07:15 AM (I8CPt)

351 Rush is a palate-cleanser for President/Professor Peace Prize.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:15 AM (UOM48)

352 "Victory?  What does that mean?"

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 29, 2011 07:15 AM (4zKCA)

353 348 HAS HE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ME????!!! Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (Sfu+M) Bitch, he was just using you. He's into ME now!

Posted by: AF1, young and sleek at June 29, 2011 07:15 AM (RD7QR)

354 Victory is a four-letter word to Obama, unless it's a leftist victory.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 07:16 AM (qdI7N)

355 348 HAS HE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ME????!!!

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (Sfu+M)

 

Welcome to the club pal.

Posted by: Kal Penn & Larry Sinclair at June 29, 2011 07:16 AM (sVk8z)

356 351 Cannot watch any more.  I think I'll go to Walmart, and buy something Chinese.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2011 12:15 PM (zkvJp)

Take some pics and report back. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:16 AM (UOM48)

357 Tollybon

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:16 AM (qzoN5)

358 Tally Me Bonana

Posted by: Mortis at June 29, 2011 07:16 AM (I8CPt)

359 Tollybon is active and dangerous.  But we'll b e successful if we take out AQ. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:17 AM (qzoN5)

360 I want to announce today I alone have discovered another source of renewable energy. It is flatus. Everyone will be required to stick a tube up your ass for 5 hours a day to capture enough natural gas to fill a gallon jug. From there you will be required to mail the jug to the Dept of Energy for processing. For those whom do not comply, they will be denied the benefits of the Affortable Health Care Act and must answer to Chewbaca....I mean Michele for mercy. With this plan we can phase out oil within my third term as your dear leader Thank You and have a great muslim day.....

Posted by: Barry Obama at June 29, 2011 07:17 AM (48wze)

361 "Kabul is much safer than it was"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:17 AM (OhYCU)

362

That car that was stuck in the ditch?  JEF opened the door and tossed in a grenade.

Posted by: Marmo the Greater at June 29, 2011 11:58 AM (InrkQ)

I'm pretty sure he didn't open the door, he just put the grenade through the window

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 07:17 AM (NCw5u)

363

There is no way that Obama is Muslim.  No way.

He doesn't have the self-discipline.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 12:13 PM (T0NGe)

But that's where his sympathy lies.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:17 AM (lI74M)

364 Is he going to mention how he capped Osama?  You know it's coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:17 AM (UOM48)

365 "We just have live with these terrorist attacks.  What are you?  Stupid?  Kabul is a lot safer than it used to be.  Nothing we can do about it".

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 29, 2011 07:18 AM (4zKCA)

366 Is he going to mention how he capped Osama?

Mentioned him in passing a few minutes ago. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:18 AM (qzoN5)

367 360 Tally Me Bonana

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

come meesta tolly bon

and bomb my hotel

Posted by: Ed Shultz at June 29, 2011 07:18 AM (ibMLF)

368 Question on "days not weeks" in Libya, what if it goes a year?

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:18 AM (qzoN5)

369

You people need to up your game!

Posted by: Princess Barry at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (sVk8z)

370 363 "Kabul is much safer than it was"

Please tell me he didn't say that.  Helloooo Intercontinental Hotel. 

Ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (UOM48)

371 You didnt hear me properly, I said "the initial phase would take days"

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (OhYCU)

372 Now he says, "Initial phase" would take days not weeks. 

"Promise made, promise kept"

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (qzoN5)

373 HAHAHAHAHA... Promise made, promise kept. Now shut up.

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (tTlIu)

374

Oh my stars, he's redefining his "days, not weeks" remark.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (9hSKh)

375

Question on "days not weeks" in Libya, what if it goes a year?

365 days silly

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (lI74M)

376 Actually capitalism and private property must be totally eliminated is what he is seeking.

Posted by: Vic at June 29, 2011 12:13 PM (M9Ie6)

That was the whole Indonesian/dem argument for ObamaCare.  Their claim was that private business is inefficient and government is efficient.  They made it about health care and insurance, but their argument was that private industry is bad and that the government can do everything better than the private sector.  I was really, really ticked that pretty much no one in the GOP saw to bring this sisturbingly retarded angle of their ObamaCare argument to light.  I did not see anyone making it, and it was the core of the issue (in terms of the cost and efficiency arguments and how the reasoning applied to all other areas).

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (G/MYk)

377 366 Is he going to mention how he capped Osama?  You know it's coming.

I've heard three references thus far.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (hyP1j)

378 Promise made, promise kept.  This guy lies without even knowing it.  And they let him get away with it.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 29, 2011 07:19 AM (4zKCA)

379 340 328 My husband's aunt thinks the yellow curtain is Muslim or something.  Hell, she could be right.

Maybe it matches his prayer rug in the Oval.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 12:11 PM (UOM4

There is no way that Obama is Muslim.  No way.

He doesn't have the self-discipline.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 12:13 PM (T0NGe)

I'm not sure of all the rules, but I think you can't be a muslim and worship allah at the same time you worship yourself

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 29, 2011 07:20 AM (NCw5u)

380 In his meeting with Members of Congress today, sources tell ABC News, President Obama said he expected that the period that the US would be involved in heavy kinetic activity would be "days, not weeks," after which he said the US would then take more of a supporting role.

From ABC, March 18

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:20 AM (qzoN5)

381 I couldn't hate him more.  And I'm not even watching/listening.

You morons are braver than I.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:20 AM (UOM48)

382 Food safety or corporate jets? How are those mutually exclusive again?

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:22 AM (lI74M)

383 Are you thinking of that Carol Burnett Show episode?



No, that was actually funny.

I'm thinking of her "fashion sense". There are some things she's worn that look like she shot a sofa in a Klingon whorehouse and skinned it to make a dress.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 29, 2011 07:22 AM (5d6vv)

384 Another debt question.  Wonder if he'll answer this one.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:22 AM (qzoN5)

385 until congress is mandated to fly coach, I don't want to hear another fucking word about corporate jets.

Posted by: tgs at June 29, 2011 07:23 AM (RCSoG)

386 Has he said "inherited" yet?  Or "previous administration"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:23 AM (UOM48)

387 So, Obama's in the closet about gay marriage.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 07:23 AM (qdI7N)

388

There is no way that Obama is Muslim.  No way.

He doesn't have the self-discipline.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 12:13 PM (T0NGe)

But that's where his sympathy lies.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 12:17 PM (lI74M)

Then he is a Muslim in the way that Jane Goodall is a chimp.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:23 AM (T0NGe)

389 Promise made, promise kept.  This guy lies without even knowing it.  And they let him get away with it.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at June 29, 2011 12:19 PM (4zKCA)

 

Not only do they let him get away with it the MFM promotes his lies and tries to destroy anyone who disagrees with him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2011 07:23 AM (1Jaio)

390 That was the whole Indonesian/dem argument for ObamaCare.  Their claim was that private business is inefficient and government is efficient.  They made it about health care and insurance, but their argument was that private industry is bad and that the government can do everything better than the private sector.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Why aren't they for single payer for lawyers?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:24 AM (T0NGe)

391 oh yeah, Kabul's a regular fucking family fun palace: http://www.michaelyon-online.com/cheering-for-mass-murder.htm

Posted by: tgs at June 29, 2011 07:25 AM (RCSoG)

392 "Unemployment insurance ... makes sense .. because it boosts the economy."  -- The Indonesian Imbecile

Can the GOP candidates start being explicit about what a liar and an idiot the Indonesian imbecile is?  Please?

And federal unemployment insurance is un-Constitutional.  That is for the states and only the states to decide for themselves.

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:26 AM (G/MYk)

393

dat dat ...dat daaaaa. and now on ABC news the PRO obama media....

A pro-obama update.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2011 07:26 AM (0fzsA)

394 YES Fast & Furious question...

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:26 AM (tTlIu)

395 Fast and Furious, here we go

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:26 AM (qzoN5)

396 fast and furious

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:26 AM (OhYCU)

397 Heh.  Rush is not listening to the presser, because he said, "I know what the guy is saying, and so do you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:26 AM (UOM48)

398 I'll keep on giving you the same answer until I give you a different one. Heh.

Posted by: Dr. O at June 29, 2011 07:27 AM (uw1V8)

399 Are you going to fire the leadership, and when can we expect results of investigation

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:27 AM (qzoN5)

400 He said Holder would not have allowed gunrunning.  But not going to comment further.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:27 AM (qzoN5)

401 ...aaaaand no answer. But Holder's innocent.

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:27 AM (tTlIu)

402 397 Fast and Furious, here we go

"Guns are bad, gun control, blah blah blah."

Did I guess right?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:28 AM (UOM48)

403 "HOLDER INNOCENT" - Obama

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 07:28 AM (qdI7N)

404 "Guns are bad, gun control, blah blah blah."

Did I guess right?

Didn't even get that deep.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:29 AM (qzoN5)

405 "Exploiting workers"??

They are ILLEGALS!!  They cannot be "exploited", here, since they have no right to be here.  The illegals are exploiting America, with the aiding and abetting of the Indonesian, McShame and the rest of the asswipes.

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:29 AM (G/MYk)

406 405 "HOLDER INNOCENT" - Obama

Translation:  He's guilty as hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:29 AM (UOM48)

407 I don't know all the facts, but I know Holder's hands are clean.

Posted by: Breaker19 at June 29, 2011 07:30 AM (qdI7N)

408 122
Jeebus.  How can you stand to listen to the idiot.  He actually has a list of questions?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 11:48 AM (UOM4

Little Known, but True Historical Fact: prior to their celbrated debates, Stephen A. Douglas and Abraham Lincoln exchanged lists of the questions that they intended to ask their opponent. "All great orators and debaters do it," said Lincoln. "What he said," Douglas added.

Posted by: No Whining at June 29, 2011 07:31 AM (7GfKM)

409 Yellow light is flashing.  What?

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:31 AM (qzoN5)

410

Rush is pounding this speech into submission with his truth hammer, i enjoy this part of it the most.

by the sound of it i have two choices, higher taxes on corporate jets or we go to work in the salt mines.

 

yep, that is the ONLY two options there are, aren't any others anyone who says there is will be ignored with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Shoey at June 29, 2011 07:31 AM (jdOk/)

411 2 words come to mind: FUCK. STICK.

Posted by: Talibill at June 29, 2011 07:31 AM (WEWGu)

412 Thanks God.  I was afraid that he wasn't going to be clear. 

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2011 07:32 AM (BKOsZ)

413 Obama has been running a red light

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:32 AM (OhYCU)

414 Then he is a Muslim in the way that Jane Goodall is a chimp. That's so funny and so true.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 29, 2011 07:32 AM (NtTkA)

415

Then he is a Muslim in the way that Jane Goodall is a chimp.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 12:23 PM (T0NGe)

Yeah.

Would she have screwed people over in favor of chimps? Most likely.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:33 AM (lI74M)

416 I just e-mailed my husband about the corporate jets.  One of his clients is Gulfstream. 

He's thrilled, as you can imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:33 AM (UOM48)

417 Headwinds in the recovery.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:33 AM (qzoN5)

418 The Headwinds Economy

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:33 AM (OhYCU)

419 "If we don't print money, the world will lose confidence in our paper." -- The Indonesian Imbecile, translated to English.

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:33 AM (G/MYk)

420

If I hear the schtick about corporate jet owners and big oil companies nto pulling their load I"m gonna bust. How about G.E. anyone? anyone? bueller?

Posted by: Talibill at June 29, 2011 07:34 AM (WEWGu)

421 Headwinds?  He's all about the evil jets today, isn't he.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:34 AM (UOM48)

422 Republicans wont pay Medicare checks

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:34 AM (OhYCU)

423 He's blaming congress for spending.  Ha!

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2011 07:35 AM (BKOsZ)

424 My new bumper sticker: Joe Wilson was right!

Posted by: Talibill at June 29, 2011 07:35 AM (WEWGu)

425

Then he is a Muslim in the way that Jane Goodall is a chimp.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 12:23 PM (T0NGe)

Except that Barky was born and raised a muslim.  He has muslim sensibilities and affections.  That much has been very clear.  And he has the world view of an Indonesian, the largest muslim nation in the world.

Oh, how I wish he were Prime Minister of Indonesia, as he originally wanted.

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:35 AM (G/MYk)

426 Bringing out his kids now.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:36 AM (qzoN5)

427 His kids finish their homework a day ahead of time

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:37 AM (OhYCU)

428

WTF. The assumption here is that we should be providing scholarships. How many of these corporate jet owners provide scholarships on their own?

God, this fuck tard is such a commie.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:37 AM (lI74M)

429 Oh my.  Rush is playing sound bites from the presser. 

Go Rush!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:37 AM (UOM48)

430

National weather service?

Food safety?

Medical research?

because coporations have jets?????????????/

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:38 AM (lI74M)

431 He insulates himself from responsibility in a breath taking fashion.  Where are the questions like, "what have you done wrong as president?'

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2011 07:38 AM (BKOsZ)

432 "At a certain point, THEY need to do their job" Oh snap!

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:38 AM (tTlIu)

433 Barky wants to make sure he isnt' engaging in "scare tactics".  LOL.

The Indonesian Imbecile, 'A crisis is a terrible thing to waste ... and an easy thing to manufacture in order to rend the US Constitution even more.'

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:38 AM (G/MYk)

434 428 Bringing out his kids now.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 12:36 PM (qzoN5)

Uh, wasn't that the excuse that the media had that they could go after Palin's kids, that she brought them on stage during the convention or something.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2011 07:39 AM (T0NGe)

435 Here, dagny.  Join me for a cocktail.  I know it's early, but we're living in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:39 AM (UOM48)

436

The "leader from behind" is lecturing Congress on leadership.

This presser is a major assault on one's sanity, logic, and eardrums.  Why do I persist?

/I guess I'm a maschoist. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 07:39 AM (9hSKh)

437 I killed Bin Laden!!

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:39 AM (qzoN5)

438 "I think you know my feelings about that."

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:40 AM (qzoN5)

439

Oh, he's "doing" bin Ladin and the Greek crisis...

Your ego is deplorable, Mr. President.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2011 07:40 AM (9hSKh)

440 Headwinds?  He's all about the evil jets today, isn't he.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 12:34 PM (UOM4

Corporate jets are the new Las Vegas.

"This guy is a real slow learner." -- Oscar Goodman, Mayor of Las Vegas

Posted by: progresoverpeace at June 29, 2011 07:40 AM (G/MYk)

441 "Daddy, when are you going to put the evil corporate jets out of business?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:41 AM (UOM48)

442 Really trying to avoid watching this turkey (my office staff says I'm cranky all day after watching Obama open his mouth) but anywho.....

So he is making a big stink about the debt being like that vacation you already took and now Congress decides it doesn't want to pay for it (or something like that).... didn't Michelle and the girls just go on vacay to Africa for about $500,000 million.  Why didn't Daddy tell them we didn't have the money to go on vacation in the first place?

Posted by: kd iver at June 29, 2011 07:41 AM (L4CWX)

443 Whao!...did someone mention cocktails? let me think abo...o.k.

Posted by: Talibill at June 29, 2011 07:42 AM (WEWGu)

444 But.... but... they told me that Sarah Palin was stupid

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:42 AM (OhYCU)

445 Letters from folks all around the country

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:43 AM (qzoN5)

446 He's going Clinton.

If he bites his lip I'm going to puke.

Posted by: MJ at June 29, 2011 07:43 AM (BKOsZ)

447 Can't watch, can't stand his voice. The kids are on stage? Campaign for re-election in full swing now.

Posted by: California Witch at June 29, 2011 07:43 AM (Pbji2)

448 Not on stage, used them as an example of how his kids, 13 and 10, are better than congress because they don't wait till the last minute to do their homework.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:44 AM (qzoN5)

449 BUSH

Posted by: 3.14159 at June 29, 2011 07:44 AM (tTlIu)

450 Apparently airplane wings are OK.  As long as you don't put them on corporate jets.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:45 AM (qzoN5)

451 447 Letters from folks all around the country

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 12:43 PM (qzoN5)

I'd love to see a sampling of them.  I'll bet the vast majority aren't exactly fan mail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:46 AM (UOM48)

452 And he's done.

Posted by: Bomber at June 29, 2011 07:46 AM (qzoN5)

453 Bomber.  Here, have a cocktail.  You've earned it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 07:47 AM (UOM48)

454 130Mr. President, if a huge statue of you was to be erected on the Mall, which direction woud you prefer to face, and why?

Posted by: The WH Press Corps at June 29, 2011 11:49 AM (Txl/u)

For obvious reasons, with my face bowing towards Mecca and my behand presented to San Francisco.

Posted by: Presnit JEF Obumbles at June 29, 2011 07:49 AM (hbAPu)

455 437 Here, dagny.  Join me for a cocktail.  I know it's early, but we're living in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2011 12:39 PM (UOM4

Thanks Jane. That's what even hearing secondhand what the fucktard says does to me.

It is after 12.

Rush says he plans to trot out the "stories" of those hurt by..............? Corporate jets or something.

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:50 AM (lI74M)

456

Does he just assume that no one remembers that the stimulus was supposed to be to fix roads, bridges (please), schools? He's going after that again? Are we (the country) really that stupid that we can't remember a couple of years back?

Posted by: dagny at June 29, 2011 07:52 AM (lI74M)

457 Rush: The Stimulus Bill signed by Obama promoted tax breaks for corporate jets!!!!

Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 07:53 AM (OhYCU)

458 Wasted ten minutes of my life watching a room full of idiots ask stupid questions of an even bigger idiot. Back to re-runs of Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at June 29, 2011 07:53 AM (QMGr1)

459 Rush: The Stimulus Bill signed by Obama promoted tax breaks for corporate jets!!!!

Posted by: Cherry ð at June 29, 2011 12:53 PM (OhYCU)

 

MFM: We can't be bothered about this right now we're too busy trying to destroy Michele Bachmann

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2011 07:56 AM (1Jaio)

460 okay one more and I swear I'll go do real work for the day:

The idiot is bashing corporate jets..... correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he have use of the "mother of all corporate jets" on my dime? 

Posted by: kd iver at June 29, 2011 07:57 AM (L4CWX)

461 387
until congress is mandated to fly coach, I don't want to hear another fucking word about corporate jets.

Posted by: tgs at June 29, 2011 12:23 PM (RCSoG)

Until all elected officials and Federal employees are mandated to use frigging web-conferencing instead of flying all over the g*ddamn place, he can STFU.

I hate this man.  I HATE him.

Posted by: MWR at June 29, 2011 08:02 AM (4df7R)

462 I heard this almost verbatim from Jim McDermott (D-Starbucks) yesterday on Medved.  Almost verbatim.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (GMG6W)



I heard that pompous asshole on Medved yesterday as well.

What an egotistical fuck that guy was.  A caller asks the question about why would not raising the debt ceiling cause us not to be able to pay our debts?

He responds with "Well, let me use an analogy that you may be able to understand" then follows that up with something completely stupid and irrelevant.

HE is the problem in Washington.  He also went with the whole "these freshmen in Congress don't know what they're doing because they don't have the experience in government."

You know what?  Fuck you.  Retire, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at June 29, 2011 08:07 AM (UK9cE)

463 Those greedy corporate jet owners are keeping food out of the mouths of poor children. Now excuse me, I need to take AF1 down to Augusta for a round of golf.

Posted by: Prof. Heinz Doofensmirtz at June 29, 2011 08:14 AM (mk7Rs)

464 Mr President,shall we lick your taint now or later?

Posted by: MFM at June 29, 2011 08:20 AM (QslGJ)

465 Obama Press Conference

I'm inclined to call it "Dickhead on Display".

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 29, 2011 08:35 AM (1rHeD)

466 363 "Kabul is much safer than it was"
Posted by: Cherry π at June 29, 2011 12:17 PM

Can you clean up our town now?

Posted by: recently mugged downtown Chicago leftist at June 29, 2011 08:59 AM (so1xa)

467 Did President Permanent Vacation really call out Congress for not being on the job? Really? Wow. So, in addition to being a clueless fuck who's in completely over his head . . . he's also a dick.

Posted by: tsj017 at June 29, 2011 09:21 AM (4YUWF)

468 Another "the dog ate my homework" speech by the little Johnny the commander in community organizer. 

Posted by: Buffaloob at June 29, 2011 09:31 AM (WuHT3)

469 All those sill corporate jets taking food from the mouths of babies!!! Oh, the horror...

Posted by: Mudshark at June 29, 2011 09:53 AM (CRDXw)

470 President Lazybones: "All of YOU need to up your game! Now watch this drive."

Posted by: tsj017 at June 29, 2011 10:04 AM (4YUWF)

471 Funny he would bring up jets...  "paging Nanzi Pelosi, white courtesy phone."

The honest thing to say would have been:

Government jets vs childrens future debt slavery to Asia

Posted by: Shiggz at June 29, 2011 10:25 AM (mLAWK)

472

Did douche nozzle say tolly-bon got it from his poke mpon card set he stole from Walgreens in a Chitown flash mob scene.

I have boxes of Pokemon cards for sale gonna put em on ebay.

Can I put OBlaBlah the douche nozzle on ebay too?

Maybe Cuba will buy him for when Fido croaks.

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 29, 2011 10:39 AM (vXqv3)

473 Ignore Obama, what does the teleprompter say?

Posted by: MarkD at June 29, 2011 12:14 PM (6CLxP)

474

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