July 31, 2016

Now Breathe....Open Thread [CBD]
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1 Looks like my Cinnamon as a kitten

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 10:02 AM (bksJQ)

2 Awwww

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2016 10:03 AM (xVuS6)

3 Daaaaaaawwwww, Safe Space Kitty!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 10:05 AM (jR7Wy)

4 Sunday Caturday?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 31, 2016 10:05 AM (BlaJc)

5 Lunch!

Posted by: ALF at July 31, 2016 10:05 AM (0mRoj)

6 Lol. I am surprised we did not get the classic "Hang in there." poster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:05 AM (3ZoRf)

7 A kitteh? Aaaaaack! *eats All The Antihistamines*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:07 AM (0mRoj)

8 Cute kitteah....

Posted by: donna at July 31, 2016 10:07 AM (O2RFr)

9 He's dreaming of tasty drunken Indians.

Posted by: Pep at July 31, 2016 10:08 AM (LAe3v)

10 7 A kitteh? Aaaaaack! *eats All The Antihistamines* Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 03:07 PM (0mRoj) Heh. Me too. Cute, but death dealers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:08 AM (3ZoRf)

11 Kitty is focused

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at July 31, 2016 10:08 AM (hVdx9)

12 Started as a rainy day but it's nice out now, been out trying to get to the end of the book I'm on.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 10:08 AM (bksJQ)

13 Didja get it? Sweet puddy-tat!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 31, 2016 10:08 AM (Saqzi)

14 Cats are a form of weasel, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2016 10:09 AM (/wm8n)

15 I saw that kitteh open for the Butthole Surfers in '88 He really tore up the place.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at July 31, 2016 10:09 AM (VSenK)

16 I've decided that the only way to remain sane though November is to treat any Trump "controversy" the same way the media treats any Hillary controversy which can be summed up as "No biggie. Moving on."

The media created this latest nontroversy (because they are all Democrats) and this sort of partisan outrage should be a bi-weekly distraction.

I still despise Trump. But at this point, when I compare the Trump outrages and teapot tempests to Hillary's seriously disastrous and far reaching acts, they aren't even in the same league.

I would suggest everyone keep that level of perspective.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 31, 2016 10:09 AM (CbGSW)

17 14 not as cute

Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2016 10:10 AM (zNvaH)

18 Heh. Me too. Cute, but death dealers. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:08 PM (3ZoRf) Yup. If I get exposed to cat hair my eyeballs swell up like Marty Feldman on a three-day bender.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:10 AM (0mRoj)

19 Triggered

Posted by: Mouse at July 31, 2016 10:10 AM (MNzex)

20 "The problem with a kitten is that
It soon grows up into a cat."

Ogden Nash

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2016 10:11 AM (AroJD)

21 Eeek!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 31, 2016 10:11 AM (C9pBZ)

22 20 "The problem with a kitten is that It soon grows up into a cat." Exactly...

Posted by: donna at July 31, 2016 10:12 AM (O2RFr)

23 >>He's dreaming of tasty drunken Indians. Don't let the fluffy exterior fool you. He' a cat. He's plotting on how he's going to kill the people he lives with.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2016 10:12 AM (/tuJf)

24 10 7 A kitteh? Aaaaaack! *eats All The Antihistamines* Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 03:07 PM (0mRoj) Heh. Me too. Cute, but death dealers. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:08 PM (3ZoRf) That doesn't look like Kate Beckinsale in skin tight leather to me.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2016 10:12 AM (bMG0w)

25 Yup. If I get exposed to cat hair my eyeballs swell up like Marty Feldman on a three-day bender. Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 03:10 PM (0mRoj) Same here. For some very strange reason, like 1 cat out of 100 I will not have a severe reaction to. Not worth it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:13 AM (3ZoRf)

26 "I knew a cat Who had a habit Of eating nothing else but rabbit"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 31, 2016 10:13 AM (C9pBZ)

27 Now Breathe You're not the boss of me. *slips on boxing gloves, stashes shiv in back pocket* We're having polite political discourse hear. *slips brass knuckles on*

Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 31, 2016 10:13 AM (ZnIt3)

28 We just got a new kitty named Basil. My kids are weird.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2016 10:13 AM (EUMr7)

29 Same here. For some very strange reason, like 1 cat out of 100 I will not have a severe reaction to. Not worth it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (3ZoRf) Definitely not good odds there.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:14 AM (0mRoj)

30 That doesn't look like Kate Beckinsale in skin tight leather to me. Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2016 03:12 PM (bMG0w) Mmmm Kate Beckinsdale/Anne Hathaway in Underworld/Dark Knight Rises.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:14 AM (3ZoRf)

31 So, over on Hotair they have a link to a story about pregnant transgender "men". It seems they don't even try to change the plumbing. They just hack off or shrink the headlights, slap on a prosthesis add a little putty to seal them up and call them boys but they're really just bondo-babes.

Posted by: Splinterhead at July 31, 2016 10:14 AM (rurcp)

32 We just got a new kitty named Basil. My kids are weird. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (EUMr7) ****** How thymely.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 31, 2016 10:14 AM (BlaJc)

33 The whole political situation is stressing me out way too much, so I've decided to stop having political conversations in real life.

People are just too stupid, and all it does is raise my blood pressure.

Will keep posting online, will keep reading the news online, but will avoid all conversations with actual "people" and all TV news.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 31, 2016 10:15 AM (tvyXw)

34 Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn. It is sad that people look at their own kids as vanity projects.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (3ZoRf)

35 Test

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (9+2s8)

36 "Suddenly they were both leaping round him, shouting "Traitor!" and "Thought-criminal!" the little girl imitating her brother in every movement. It was somehow slightly frightening, like the gamboling of tiger cubs which will soon grow up into man-eaters." Here kitty kitty.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (ej1L0)

37 32, Sage comment.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (C9pBZ)

38 Yayyy,I am unbanned!

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (9+2s8)

39 28 We just got a new kitty named Basil. My kids are weird. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (EUMr7) Not named after The Great Mouse Detective I take it.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (bMG0w)

40 How thymely. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 31, 2016 03:14 PM (BlaJc) They could be fans of old Sherlock Holmes serials.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (3ZoRf)

41 31 - In other words, insane people.

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 10:16 AM (7qAYi)

42 >>So, over on Hotair they have a link to a story about pregnant transgender "men".


Yup. Recall the MSM fawning over "pregnant man" Thomas Beattie a few years ago. Had a few kids, then divorced. #Winning!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 10:17 AM (NOIQH)

43 We just got a new kitty named Basil.

My kids are weird.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 31, 2016 03:13 PM (EUMr7)

******

How thymely.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 31, 2016 03:14 PM (BlaJc)


What paprika'd their interest in having a kitty?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 10:17 AM (JO9+V)

44 Actually,I am at a friends house with a different IP.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2016 10:17 AM (9+2s8)

45 Bizspeak Blacklist actionable ~ CYA ~ incent ~ monetize ~ pursuant to ~ strategic dynamism ~ agreeance ~ drill down ~ incentivize ~ net-net ~ recontextualize ~ synergize ~ as per ~ ducks in a row ~ impactful ~ on the same page ~ repurpose ~ think outside the box ~ at the end of the day ~ forward initiative ~ kick the can down the road ~ operationalize ~ rightsized ~ throw it against the wall and see if it sticks ~ back of the envelope ~ going forward~ let's do lunch ~ optimize ~ sacred cow ~ throw under the bus ~ bandwidth ~ go rogue ~ let's take this offline ~ out of pocket ~ scalable turnkey ~ bring our A game ~ guesstimate ~ level the playing field ~ paradigm shift ~ seamless integration ~ under the radar ~ client-centered ~ harvesting efficiencies ~ leverage ~ parameters ~ seismic shift ~ value-added ~ come-to-Jesus ~ hit the ground running ~ liaise ~ per ~ smartsized ~ where the rubber meets the road ~ core competency ~ impact ~ mission-critical ~ push the envelope ~ strategic alliance ~ win-win ~ awesome

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 31, 2016 10:18 AM (e8kgV)

46 40 How thymely. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 31, 2016 03:14 PM (BlaJc) They could be fans of old Sherlock Holmes serials. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:16 PM (3ZoRf) Or of the greatest sitcom ever, Fawlty Towers

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 10:18 AM (7qAYi)

47 The local rag, the Houston Chron endorsed Hillary this morning. No surprise as they are red as it comes, but besides print being dead,mthe whole endorsement thing seems so passé. With new media sources, like this site, which has restored some sense of hope for me, why would anyone care what a bunch of faceless editorial types in southeast Texas think? Or NYC? Or Anywhere?

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 31, 2016 10:18 AM (sL8bQ)

48 Or of the greatest sitcom ever, Fawlty Towers Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 03:18 PM (7qAYi) DO. YOU. HAVE. A. HEARING. AID!!??

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:19 AM (0mRoj)

49 I'm now into the fourth season of 'Orange is the New Black' -- where the prison is now inundated with 'south of the border' types. It almost seems a microcosm of regular society in the coming years. Unless.

Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 31, 2016 10:19 AM (ZnIt3)

50 Trump said,"Hillary Voted For The Iraq War, Not Me!"

Posted by: Ok at July 31, 2016 10:19 AM (CRXed)

51 Can I interest anyone in my new pocket Koranstitution ? You can get it for $1.99 over at Amazon.

Posted by: Achmed Sheehan at July 31, 2016 10:20 AM (MNzex)

52 49 I'm now into the fourth season of 'Orange is the New Black' -- where the prison is now inundated with 'south of the border' types. It almost seems a microcosm of regular society in the coming years. Unless. Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (ZnIt3) Couldn't get into that show. Watched a couple of episodes and just gave up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:20 AM (0mRoj)

53 45  Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 31, 2016 03:18 PM (e8kgV)

The one I hate is offline. As in, you're talking to a co-worker and a supervisor walks by and says, "You need to take this conversation offline."

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 31, 2016 10:21 AM (CbGSW)

54 Back to watching "Stranger Things". Fun to see waify little Winona in a maternal role. She's very good in this (as she usually is).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 10:21 AM (jR7Wy)

55 Trump said,"Hillary Voted For The Iraq War, Not Me!" Posted by: Ok at July 31, 2016 03:19 PM (CRXed) ****** ZOMG!!! This, this is what will finally take him down!!!!!! Eleventy!!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 31, 2016 10:21 AM (BlaJc)

56 "...why would anyone care what a bunch of faceless editorial types in southeast Texas think?" In this case so that I could avoid their product. One of the reason the establishment needs immigration legal or illegal is that too many Americans have wised up

Posted by: Ok at July 31, 2016 10:22 AM (CRXed)

57 That kitten's paws are covering the mouth of their human minion.

Posted by: Ok at July 31, 2016 10:23 AM (CRXed)

58 It's the chron. Hardly worth mentioning...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 31, 2016 10:23 AM (C9pBZ)

59 I don't get it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at July 31, 2016 10:23 AM (rwI+c)

60 56  In this case so that I could avoid their product. One of the reason the establishment needs immigration legal or illegal is that too many Americans have wised up

Posted by: Ok at July 31, 2016 03:22 PM (CRXed)


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


I've been avoiding the Austin American Statesman for more than a decade. They're going under any day now.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 31, 2016 10:24 AM (CbGSW)

61 Watched Goodfellas on BBC America the other day. Girlfriend of kari had never seen it, and decided she wants to see the non-edited version. Some very serious lack of coordination between lip movements and words in certain scenes. Best moment was Joe Pesci being grilled and telling his interrogator "Feed your grandma!" Heh. Gonna pop the "adult" version in tonight.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at July 31, 2016 10:24 AM (RRLg9)

62 The local rag, the Houston Chron endorsed Hillary this morning.


Well of course they did, bless their little editorial hearts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 10:24 AM (JO9+V)

63 Best moment was Joe Pesci being grilled and telling his interrogator "Feed your grandma!" Heh. Gonna pop the "adult" version in tonight. Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (RRLg9) "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" - censored version of 'The Big Lebowski'

Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2016 10:25 AM (7qAYi)

64 And so it begins.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2016 10:25 AM (GdFQh)

65 We just got a new kitty named Basil. I once met a man with one leg called Stanley.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2016 10:25 AM (/wm8n)

66 61 Watched Goodfellas on BBC America the other day. Girlfriend of kari had never seen it, and decided she wants to see the non-edited version. Some very serious lack of coordination between lip movements and words in certain scenes. Best moment was Joe Pesci being grilled and telling his interrogator "Feed your grandma!" Heh. Gonna pop the "adult" version in tonight. Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (RRLg9) Like watching The Big Lebowski on network TV. "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:25 AM (0mRoj)

67 !

Posted by: A Mime at July 31, 2016 10:26 AM (/wm8n)

68 62 The local rag, the Houston Chron endorsed Hillary this morning.


Well of course they did, bless their little editorial hearts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 03:24 PM (JO9+V)


Can you name ANY paper in the country that will not endorse her?


Even the WSJ is not going to endorse Trump

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 31, 2016 10:26 AM (F1iXz)

69 Jospehistan beat me to. There's always "I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:26 AM (0mRoj)

70 I was at a party today and a friend, not a close one but someone I've always liked, pivoted the conversation to politics and the election. (We're both in a line of work overwhelmingly populated by left-liberals.) And after a few guarded responses, I realize she's well to the right of center, dislikes Hillary as much as I do but isn't thrilled with Trump. We disagree on who we'd have preferred or the best way forward, but fine. Felt weird, discussing current events and not having anyone get furious with me.

Posted by: JPS at July 31, 2016 10:26 AM (9ziuC)

71 Golly!

Posted by: Airplane Jive Dude at July 31, 2016 10:27 AM (JO9+V)

72 47 The local rag, the Houston Chron endorsed Hillary this morning. No surprise as they are red as it comes, but besides print being dead, the whole endorsement thing seems so passe. With new media sources, like this site, which has restored some sense of hope for me, why would anyone care what a bunch of faceless editorial types in southeast Texas think? Or NYC? Or Anywhere?

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 31, 2016 03:18 PM (sL8bQ)


The problems is now nearly every newspaper in the country is owned by one of the three big consortiums.  Even our small town podunct newspaper here was bought out.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at July 31, 2016 10:27 AM (mpXpK)

73 I once met a man with one leg called Stanley. What was the other leg called?

Posted by: Grump928(C) plays the straight man at July 31, 2016 10:28 AM (rwI+c)

74 I was at the library yesterday and a man was at the counter requesting "Clinton Cash". The librarian informed him that all six copies were checked out.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 10:28 AM (CFc5L)

75 >>>Trump said,"Hillary Voted For The Iraq War, Not Me!"

Oh, she was 'misled' you say??

OK, She was misled.

I wasn't.

So who do you want for President? Someone stupid enough to be easily misled into supporting a disaster like the Iraq war, or someone like me who wasn't stupid enough to be misled into supporting a disaster like the Iraq war??

Posted by: The Donald at July 31, 2016 10:28 AM (mkppl)

76 Can you name ANY paper in the country that will not endorse her?///

Do they sill have papers?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 10:28 AM (BZey7)

77 @65 What was the name of his other leg?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2016 10:29 AM (AroJD)

78 74 I was at the library yesterday and a man was at the counter requesting "Clinton Cash". The librarian informed him that all six copies were checked out. Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (CFc5L) Good. Hopefully it is to the sway-able and not all out to those who are already committed against.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:29 AM (3ZoRf)

79 78 74 I was at the library yesterday and a man was at the counter requesting "Clinton Cash". The librarian informed him that all six copies were checked out. Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (CFc5L) Good. Hopefully it is to the sway-able and not all out to those who are already committed against. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 03:29 PM (3ZoRf) And not stolen by Hillary supporters.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 10:30 AM (0mRoj)

80 I was at the library yesterday and a man was at the counter requesting "Clinton Cash". The librarian informed him that all six copies were checked out. Probably by the local I'm With Her committee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) plays the straight man at July 31, 2016 10:30 AM (rwI+c)

81 I once met a man with one leg called Stanley.

What was the other leg called?

Posted by: Grump928(C) plays the straight man at July 31, 2016 03:28 PM (rwI+c)



Ahh, there's nothing like a good joke.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 10:30 AM (JO9+V)

82 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2016 10:30 AM (pUDQf)

83 82 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2016 03:30 PM (pUDQf) She is pretty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:31 AM (3ZoRf)

84 Ahh, there's nothing like a good joke. I wish that was one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2016 10:31 AM (vP09u)

85 Hugs Shibumi.


I wound up losing my phone in the ocean at high tide, and found it an hour later when the tide was going out.

After I can applesauce today, I am going to shop for another phone.  I am hoping to find one in the same price range, but I doubt I can find another one for $17

I may not have the option of not having a camera.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 10:33 AM (ry34m)

86 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins.///

Took a look and yes she is quite fetching. Disappointed in the blurring though.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 10:33 AM (BZey7)

87 >84 Ahh, there's nothing like a good joke. As long as it's funny.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2016 10:33 AM (GdFQh)

88 Took a look and yes she is quite fetching. Disappointed in the blurring though. Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 03:33 PM (BZey7) A friend tells me it should be pretty elementary to find unblurred versions. Hypothetically.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 10:34 AM (3ZoRf)

89 I've yet to see a Hillary bumper sticker. I've seen a couple Bernie's, but that's it. Also spotted an enormous "co-exist" bumper sticker on an old Toyota - as if making the message larger is going to make it happen.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 10:34 AM (CFc5L)

90 >45 FANtastic. My least favorite is "move forward." Friend of mine complains daily about people in his office attaching a meaningless "granted, xyz..." before every single statement they utter

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at July 31, 2016 10:35 AM (RRLg9)

91 >>>I once met a man with one leg called Stanley.<<< His other leg was called Oliver.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2016 10:35 AM (WYh6/)

92 *exhales* Look at the dumb kitty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:36 AM (9ym/8)

93 I thought grown men stopped giving names to their "legs" years ago.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2016 10:36 AM (GdFQh)

94 Sigh, you people disappoint me.  No Mary Poppins fans?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 10:36 AM (JO9+V)

95 94 Sigh, you people disappoint me. No Mary Poppins fans? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 03:36 PM (JO9+V) --------------- "And that was nothing like a good joke."

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2016 10:37 AM (805dc)

96 91 >>>I once met a man with one leg called Stanley.<<<

His other leg was called Oliver.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (WYh6/)


Another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Posted by: Man Who Stepped In Dogy Doo Doo at July 31, 2016 10:38 AM (mkppl)

97 94 Sigh, you people disappoint me. No Mary Poppins fans? Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 03:36 PM (JO9+V) That was a wooden leg named "smith"

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2016 10:38 AM (bMG0w)

98 Couldn't get into that show. Watched a couple of episodes and just gave up.Posted by: Insomniac Yeah, it takes a while to get rolling. But there is so little programming that appeals to a conservative like me I think others might find it interesting. Sorta has a Walter White, with vagina, quality about it if you enjoyed Breaking Bad. Definitely not for hardcore social conservatives.

Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 31, 2016 10:38 AM (ZnIt3)

99 91 >>>I once met a man with one leg called Stanley.<<<

His other leg was called Oliver.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2016 03:35 PM (WYh6/)


Why don't you do something to help me?

Posted by: Man Who Standing In Quicksand at July 31, 2016 10:39 AM (mkppl)

100 Data-driven..... WTF else should be driving an organization's decision making? Results-oriented..... WTF else should be the goal? Idiots and their managerial babble. Tautologies wrapped up in butchered English.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 31, 2016 10:40 AM (TBxqC)

101 "I once met a man with one leg called Stanley.<<< His other leg was called Oliver." I don't get it. *blinka*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:40 AM (9ym/8)

102 I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 10:41 AM (IqV8l)

103 "I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off." Sounds like the relationship was a bit stilted.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:42 AM (9ym/8)

104 I would suggest everyone keep that level of perspective.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 31, 2016 03:09 PM (CbGSW)



The Clintons, especially Hillary, are evil incarnate.


Trump, although he has many faults, is but a very minor demon in the pantheon of evil.

Posted by: Chavez & Erdogan, Inc. [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 31, 2016 10:42 AM (wYnyS)

105 Where is the one armed Michelle joke?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 10:43 AM (MNgU2)

106 I'm a three-legged man, with a two-legged woman,
Being chased by a one-legged fool.
Oh he's hopping and he's clopping,
but he shows no sign of stopping,
I tell ya boys, this life is hard and cruel.

-Ray Stevens, telling the tale of stealing "Peg Leg's" woman, and his leg to slow him down.

He took the good leg by mistake.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:43 AM (DW+jj)

107 Where is the one armed Michelle joke? The Fugitive is looking for her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 10:44 AM (IqV8l)

108 54 Back to watching "Stranger Things". I started watching last night. It's pretty good so far.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 31, 2016 10:44 AM (97XyN)

109 I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (IqV8l)



Did you get a kick out of that?

Posted by: Chavez & Erdogan, Inc. [/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 31, 2016 10:44 AM (wYnyS)

110 I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off.Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr The other day the day the papers mentioned John Hinckley and the judge who ordered him released because he was trying to impress Jodi Foster. I had to wonder why the judge was trying to impress Jodi Foster, too.

Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 31, 2016 10:45 AM (ZnIt3)

111 >>I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off. Always a shame when a relationship splinters.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2016 10:45 AM (/tuJf)

112 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 03:44 PM (IqV8l) Heh

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 10:45 AM (MNgU2)

113 28 We just got a new kitty named Basil. My kids are weird fawlty. fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2016 10:46 AM (eU0ap)

114 In the end, in Ray's song, Peg Leg told him to keep the blamed ol' woman, just give him back his leg.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:46 AM (DW+jj)

115 Even though I'm in a congressional district that has usually had a Republican in place since Reagan was Governor, all I have to do drive a short distance to spot myriad Bernie and Hillary stickers.

Though I was pleasantly surprised the other day when I parked by the gym and saw a truck (huge F-250) with the word Hillary legible from the distance. On close approach it turned out to be calling for her prosecution. The truck also featured a picture of Obama with the caption 'Does this ass make my truck look big?'

Posted by: Epobirs at July 31, 2016 10:46 AM (IdCqF)

116 89 I've yet to see a Hillary bumper sticker. I've seen a couple Bernie's, but that's it. Also spotted an enormous "co-exist" bumper sticker on an old Toyota - as if making the message larger is going to make it happen. Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 03:34 PM (CFc5L) ---- I saw lots of Hillary bumper stickers about 2 years ago but they have become few and far between. Fear of vandalism? Very few if any Trump stickers either, because again, vandalism. Lots and lots of Bernie stickers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 10:46 AM (jR7Wy)

117 "And that was nothing like a good joke."

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2016 03:37 PM (805dc)


Thank you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 10:47 AM (JO9+V)

118 "I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off." Love Is A Many Splintered Thing

Posted by: Robert Goulet at July 31, 2016 10:47 AM (97XyN)

119 "Always a shame when a relationship splinters." Yeah. But, isn't it better than one that just lumbers on with two unhappy people?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:47 AM (9ym/8)

120 >>Yeah. But, isn't it better than one that just lumbers on with two unhappy people? Wooden it be nice if they could reconcile?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2016 10:49 AM (/tuJf)

121 "I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off."

Love Is A Many Splintered Thing

Posted by: Robert Goulet at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (97XyN)


I'm stumped.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 10:49 AM (JO9+V)

122 Cute kitty.  Mine had to have her right rear leg amputated July 2 after somehow badly breaking it a few days earlier.  She was only 6.5# before the surgery.  She's doing well learning to hop around, still affectionate -- if not more so -- but it's sad that she doesn't have 4th leg.  She really liked to be able to come and go from the house (she was a stray whom I broke in) but can't do that now with only 3 legs until I can rig a ramp for her for the back steps.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2016 10:49 AM (dZ756)

123 was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 03:41 PM (IqV8l) Nobdy saw it ?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 31, 2016 10:49 AM (MNgU2)

124 121 "I was engaged to a woman with a wooden leg but I had to break it off." Love Is A Many Splintered Thing Posted by: Robert Goulet at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (97XyN) I'm stumped. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 03:49 PM (JO9+V) Perhaps she could reclaim it.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2016 10:50 AM (bMG0w)

125 >>>I don't get it. *blinka* Posted by: Ricardo Kill<<< youtube.com/watch?v=bXBmUOjgWJE

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2016 10:51 AM (WYh6/)

126 "Wooden it be nice if they could reconcile?" Maybe she ran into a real stud. Stold her away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:51 AM (9ym/8)

127 82 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins. Could have been worse. Could have been Hillary.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 31, 2016 10:52 AM (up5+o)

128 I cried because I had no eyes. Then I saw a man who had no head.

Posted by: Ask Mr. Lizard at July 31, 2016 10:53 AM (7UM6E)

129 Hairlip! Hairlip!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 31, 2016 10:53 AM (rwI+c)

130 You can't make me breath

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 10:54 AM (zcwoC)

131 FLILF, I tell ya.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:54 AM (DW+jj)

132 >>Maybe she ran into a real stud. Stold her away. I hope he gets nailed.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2016 10:54 AM (/tuJf)

133 I'm stumped. It's a knotty situation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 31, 2016 10:54 AM (rwI+c)

134 I've seen a few animals without 1 leg and like humans seem to get around ok. Years ago in winter there were a herd of whitetail deer that we saw almost daily on a job, one had only 3 legs and still managed to hop over fences.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 10:54 AM (bksJQ)

135 126 "Wooden it be nice if they could reconcile?" Maybe she ran into a real stud. Stold her away. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:51 PM (9ym/ and left on a plane

Posted by: Gran at July 31, 2016 10:55 AM (lcUJ5)

136 Add an e breathe

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 10:55 AM (zcwoC)

137 I cried because I had no eyes. Then I saw a man who had no head.Posted by: Ask Mr. Lizard  Oh honey, you have to slide the foreskin back nowadays.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2016 10:55 AM (ZnIt3)

138 Thank you! Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2016 03:47 PM (JO9+V) ---------------- My pleasure. I'm a font of useless information. Glad to see that all those times I've watched Mary Poppins with my kids actually was useful for a moment.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2016 10:55 AM (805dc)

139 I saw lots of Hillary bumper stickers about 2 years ago but they have become few and far between. Fear of vandalism? Very few if any Trump stickers either, because again, vandalism. Lots and lots of Bernie stickers. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 03:46 PM (jR7Wy) Yeah, it probably doesn't mean a lot. I saw hardly any Obama stickers when I lived in Las Vegas, maybe three, one being on a Calif. plate, and look where we are now.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2016 10:55 AM (CFc5L)

140 127 - Could have been worse. Could have been Hillary. Posted by: teh Wind at July 31, 2016 03:52 PM Side bar was enough

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 10:56 AM (bksJQ)

141 So, anyone watching Sharknado 4 tonight?

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 10:56 AM (3Liv/)

142 "and left on a plane" Well, if you're going to drill me on it......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 10:56 AM (9ym/8)

143 I've yet to see a Hillary bumper sticker. I've seen a couple Bernie's, but that's it.

Saw one here in the MTG with a Bernie and a Hillary-Kaine.  Driver was as hilariously beta-looking a "male" as you would think.

Strangely I had to stifle a tic that would have caused me to run "him" off the road.  Must be a nervous condition.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 31, 2016 10:56 AM (vyqqu)

144 141 So, anyone watching Sharknado 4 tonight? Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 31, 2016 03:56 PM (3Liv/) --- I'm recording it. A local pub is having a Sharknado viewing party and I was tempted to go, but, pants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 10:57 AM (jR7Wy)

145 As I mentioned a few days ago, Putin, with the KGB hacking, did get some nude Hillary photos, but even he is not inhumane enough to release them. Their best Spetsnaz volunteers had to be put out of their misery after being shown them. They couldn't take it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 10:57 AM (DW+jj)

146 They bring a kitty to a cat fight; we bring a pun.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2016 10:58 AM (gyKtp)

147 127 82 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins. Could have been worse. Could have been Hillary. Posted by: teh Wind at July 31, 2016 03:52 PM (up5+o) Mooch, FTW.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 10:58 AM (SRKgf)

148 If they have decided that trumps wife being proud of her body as sexuay andfemininity is wrong. They now shun boo

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 10:58 AM (zcwoC)

149 I haven't seen many Hillary stickers yet, but I'm bracing myself for the onslaught now that the DNC is over. And the inevitable lawn signs. There's one older home on a big lot (several acres) on a main road near here and they always have a gigantic sign for the Democratic nominee. I can hardly wait.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2016 10:59 AM (805dc)

150 89 I've yet to see a Hillary bumper sticker. I've seen a couple Bernie's, but that's it. Also spotted an enormous "co-exist" bumper sticker on an old Toyota - as if making the message larger is going to make it happen. I've seen exactly one Hillary sticker here in my town. Trump stickers I've seen outnumber them by a couple of orders of magnitude. I'm in Oklahoma, though, so that may be why.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 31, 2016 10:59 AM (rJUlF)

151 How dare Mr. Trump get The N.Y. Post to release Malania's nudes in order to fat-shame our esteemed Secretary of State and former first lady. Have you no decency sir? Sir, have you no decency? *clutches pearls*

Posted by: Erick Erickson at July 31, 2016 10:59 AM (MNzex)

152 Feminismw

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 10:59 AM (zcwoC)

153 Could have been worse. Could have been Hillary.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 31, 2016 03:52 PM (up5+o)


Click on the kitty photo....if you dare.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2016 11:00 AM (Zu3d9)

154 Chit I hatre phone keyboards

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 11:00 AM (zcwoC)

155 Even my super-lib coworker has said that publishing cheesecake photos of Milania will only backfire.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 31, 2016 11:00 AM (jR7Wy)

156 Hi willow. Any morning sickness yet?

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2016 11:00 AM (bMG0w)

157 150 89 I've yet to see a Hillary bumper sticker. I've seen a couple Bernie's, but that's it. Also spotted an enormous "co-exist" bumper sticker on an old Toyota - as if making the message larger is going to make it happen. In northern NJ I've seen more Bernie stickers and Trump yard signs than anything for Hillary. FWIW.

Posted by: Gran at July 31, 2016 11:01 AM (lcUJ5)

158 willow, I love your spelling - it reminds me of my oldest daughter. I suspect that you, like her, are very smart but just terrifically impatient when it comes to typing things on phones. The texts I get from her are legendary.

Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2016 11:01 AM (805dc)

159 Well, that does it. I was going to vote for Trump, but I just found out, through the NY Post that he's married to a beautiful woman. As a red blooded American male, I just can't abide that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2016 11:01 AM (kTF2Z)

160 Its buzz on ignore... Growls

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 11:01 AM (zcwoC)

161 "youtube.com/watch?v=bXBmUOjgWJE" That's actually pretty funny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 11:02 AM (9ym/8)

162 I'm more frustrated than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 31, 2016 11:02 AM (mvenn)

163 Nood. Food.

Posted by: HH at July 31, 2016 11:02 AM (DrCtv)

164 Sounds like the relationship was a bit stilted.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 03:42 PM (9ym/


Was her name Eileen?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2016 11:02 AM (ry34m)

165 153 Click on the kitty photo....if you dare. Eye bleach, stat!

Posted by: teh Wind at July 31, 2016 11:02 AM (up5+o)

166 This will hurt Trump only amongst the jealous church-lady type of woman out there who hates hot babes. The men will only get that silly grin we all get on our face, which will make that type of woman only madder.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 11:03 AM (DW+jj)

167 " Hi willow. Any morning sickness yet?" Ixnay on the regnancypay!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2016 11:03 AM (9ym/8)

168 Click on the kitty photo....if you dare. Disgusting!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 31, 2016 11:04 AM (97XyN)

169 Kaput.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2016 11:05 AM (vP09u)

170 Blue bell. It just seems to add words out of things air.keyboard is more than ohalf f the screen..I gives up I'll just read not type

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 11:05 AM (zcwoC)

171 "Yeah. But, isn't it better than one that just lumbers on with two unhappy people?" No kiddin'...they just end up board.

Posted by: Twin City Daydrunk at July 31, 2016 11:05 AM (TSJEX)

172 I'm in the 'BATTLEGROUND' state of Pennsylvania and I have yet to see a single bumper sticker. A state with Valley Forge and Gettysburg as claims to fame. Nobody wants their car 'keyed' apparently. Just as the Founding Fathers envisioned.

Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 31, 2016 11:06 AM (ZnIt3)

173 Click on the kitty photo....if you dare. Notice the signs to the left of that hideous painting? Apropos, both of them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 31, 2016 11:06 AM (vP09u)

174 Add expletives

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2016 11:06 AM (zcwoC)

175
   Not a lot of signage here, usually local and state races outstrip any national signs by a huge margin.

  Gotta get into the Springs for the Berniebots and Hillary crap. Big Dem presence there.  The mayor even refused to allow a gun show in a venue that had hosted it for 30some years,because she "didn't feel it was an appropriate use" of the arena.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2016 11:07 AM (X35Yt)

176 Interesting show was just on my local PBS channel
Heroes on Deck: WWII on Lake Michigan.

http://www.pbs.org/video/2365743085/

Posted by: Willy J. at July 31, 2016 11:08 AM (BZey7)

177 So Hillary, Bill and Kaine combined can't draw a crowd of over 200 people in PA? Here's a pic. Sad.
 
https://twitter.com/redlanews/status/759552681656610816/photo/1

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2016 11:08 AM (gyKtp)

178 This will hurt Trump only amongst the jealous church-lady type of woman out there who hates hot babes. The men will only get that silly grin we all get on our face, which will make that type of woman only madder. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 31, 2016 04:03 PM (DW+jj) Hahaha...yup. Someone on the wireless they other day called them "Cropped haired, mean faced women." Why do older women today get men's haircuts from the 1950's anyways? What's next flat tops and crewcuts for Granny?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2016 11:25 AM (ej1L0)

179 How does one describe the kitten in the picture? Is that a gray tabby?

Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 31, 2016 11:29 AM (jaRio)

180 Ha, ha, ha, ha! I just clicked the kitty photo.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2016 11:31 AM (/7Lfc)

181 Why do older women today get men's haircuts from the 1950's anyways? You mean the Wayne Newton look? They're angling for positions in the Obama Administration. See, e.g., Gina McCarthy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2016 11:38 AM (SRKgf)

182 Jos Vanderlee, 65 priest, was stabbed on Sunday at his home in Lanaken (Limburg) by an asylum seeker. The man had come to ring the priest's door to ask for help and be able to shower before asking for money. When the pastor refused, the man attacked him with a knife. The 65 year old man was taken to hospital but his life is not in danger. http://goo.gl/1x84wt

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 11:38 AM (iQIUe)

183 There are bathrooms all over the place but this guy just takes a shit where ever: https://goo.gl/xjCgvN

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 11:41 AM (iQIUe)

184 Posted by: m at July 31, 2016 04:31 PM (/7Lfc) I'm getting a Yahoo error. What am I missing?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 11:42 AM (WVsWD)

185 >>>184 Posted by: m at July 31, 2016 04:31 PM (/7Lfc) I'm getting a Yahoo error. What am I missing? Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 04:42 PM (WVsWD) http://tinyurl.com/zvch3w2

Posted by: m at July 31, 2016 11:50 AM (/7Lfc)

186 Posted by: m at July 31, 2016 04:50 PM (/7Lfc) Saw that on Drudge, I think. At least it wans't t-puff.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 11:51 AM (WVsWD)

187 Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 31, 2016 04:29 PM (jaRio) Yes, gray tabby.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2016 11:53 AM (xoTYj)

188 Ok I clicked on the kitty. That was just cruel.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 11:54 AM (2w5ED)

189 Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (2w5ED) Saw it on Weasel Zippers a couple of days ago so the impact is muted.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2016 11:56 AM (xoTYj)

190 There are bathrooms all over the place but this guy just takes a shit where ever: https://goo.gl/xjCgvN Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 04:41 But remember...all cultures are equal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2016 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

191 I guess my cell phone tower is pixt banned

Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 31, 2016 12:09 PM (L25bK)

192 Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 31, 2016 05:09 PM (L25bK) They have a habit of jumping all over the place. Bound to hit a banned IP sooner or later. Keep Jumping!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 31, 2016 12:14 PM (WVsWD)

193 "Ha, ha, ha, ha! I just clicked the kitty photo." I didn't think it was funny *at* *all*

Posted by: FOAF at July 31, 2016 12:24 PM (p0JMG)

194 >>This will hurt Trump only amongst the jealous church-lady type of woman out there who hates hot babes. The men will only get that silly grin we all get on our face, which will make that type of woman only madder.

Story on this in The Hill has male commenters essentially shut-shaming Melania along the lines of "Who is a better role model, wicked smart Hillary vs. stripper Melania? Her success is tainted because she's made moneyfrom her looks/body."

The Left are hypocrites. They're all about respecting all women, cheering on women who embrace their sexuality, from Kim Kardashian to Lena Dunham (pretty much most of Hollywood/music industry),  and yet turn into misogynist scolds when it's a woman whose politics they dislike.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

195 Story on this in The Hill has male commenters essentially shut-shaming Melania along the lines of "Who is a better role model, wicked smart Hillary vs. stripper Melania? Her success is tainted because she's made moneyfrom her looks/body." You know how I know they're gay?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 12:28 PM (0mRoj)

196 The cash stuffed into Hillary's waistband is a nice touch.
That's our Hillary, always hustling for every last dollar she can get!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

197 Lena Dunham has made money from taking her clothes off too.... and I'd pay her good money to never take them off again. Ever.

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 12:30 PM (MNzex)

198 >>Lena Dunham has made money from taking her clothes off too.... and I'd pay her good money to never take them off again.


And nobody accuses her of being a trophy wife. Oh right, her BF was supposed to propose once SSM became legal.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at July 31, 2016 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

199 @Lizzy I'll bet Dunham's boyfriend has now moved the goalposts to "when it's legal to marry pets". After that it will be houseplants followed by extra-terrestrials.

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 31, 2016 12:37 PM (MNzex)

200 Smart Hillary who can't use email and doesn't remember seeing a balloon before?

Posted by: dagny at July 31, 2016 12:38 PM (eSQgj)

201 200 Smart Hillary who can't use email and doesn't remember seeing a balloon before? Posted by: dagny at July 31, 2016 05:38 PM (eSQgj) She might be telling the truth. I wonder if she remembers what she had for breakfast this morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 12:39 PM (3ZoRf)

202 I only ate half a baby for breakfast this morning, trying to get my girlish figure back before the debates. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 31, 2016 12:41 PM (MNzex)

203 Trump is playing the Post display of her pictures just right, I think: "She's hot! .... Did you need something else?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 12:45 PM (3ZoRf)

204 My deleted post was just remembering my cat Amber -looked a lot like the one in the pic

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 12:49 PM (7lVbc)

205 188 Ok I clicked on the kitty. That was just cruel. Posted by: Country Boy at July 31, 2016 04:54 PM (2w5ED) Yeah. Don't do that. Just look at the kitteh. Don't click.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2016 12:59 PM (sdi6R)

206 Two days ago I saw a truck in Footscray that'll haul that tankah....but no fuckin' way am I goin' back there with that fuckin' Hillary mural.....

Posted by: Mad Max at July 31, 2016 01:05 PM (MNzex)

207 195 Story on this in The Hill has male commenters essentially shut-shaming Melania along the lines of "Who is a better role model, wicked smart Hillary vs. stripper Melania? Her success is tainted because she's made moneyfrom her looks/body." You know how I know they're gay? Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2016 05:28 PM (0mRoj) ============== Yes, a woman who has has spent the past 16 years selling influence is such a great role model.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 01:11 PM (iQIUe)

208 Herr Morgenholz at 29, 16 years ago, a beautiful Himalayan cat showed up at our door, my daughters started feeding him. He is still with us. They named him Basil. I started calling him Cousin Basil (obscure three stooges reference). The name stuck. Only cat I have ever seen that had no problems being accepted by our existing cats or accepting new cats. He gets along with everyone.

Posted by: Scont at July 31, 2016 01:13 PM (zIY7N)

209 On the DM, they are really going after Kerry Kennedy and her phony non profit group. A number of employees have complained that Kennedy has lived very well on charitable donations and always insist on first class for herself on everything.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2016 01:14 PM (iQIUe)

210 Oops,28.

Posted by: Scont at July 31, 2016 01:14 PM (zIY7N)

211 The kitten is adorable.  The link is barrrrracccccck {the sound I make when I up chuck}.  Hillary has never looked that good, not even in her dreams, and that mural needs a bag over its head.  A bag for a hag bag.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 31, 2016 01:16 PM (1iqqd)

212 And for the record, Hillary for Prison.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 31, 2016 01:17 PM (1iqqd)

213 Looks like Paul Ryan is doing his virtue signalling routine again. I sure do hope that Paul Nehlen can rid us of that insufferable priss once and for all.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 31, 2016 01:20 PM (H6376)

214 I saw the MisHum link on the sidebar but had no idea the kittah would lead you there. CBD taking lessons from Maet?

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2016 01:21 PM (bksJQ)

215 So, what is the ultimate irony here: that aside from individuals on social media, not a single person on a national level is outraged over this, despite being so anti-misogyny? That people who don't like Donald Trump seem to be more offended by it than his supporters? That all these far left liberals who believe in pro-choice, because it's the woman's body to do what she wants with it, believe that when it comes to murdering a baby, but not when it comes to earning money?

Posted by: TickledPink at July 31, 2016 01:34 PM (F5hTl)

216 That all these far left liberals who believe in pro-choice, because it's the woman's body to do what she wants with it, believe that when it comes to murdering a baby, but not when it comes to earning money? Posted by: TickledPink at July 31, 2016 06:34 PM (F5hTl) Part of it probably also has to do with the style of the pictures. They are nudes, but in an 'artsy' sense. It is not like she is doing tranny porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 01:36 PM (3ZoRf)

217 Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 31, 2016 03:18 PM (sL8bQ) Yes, I see the Barnicle is still the same Commie rag it's been for decades. I dropped my subscription and stopped read it back in the early '90s. This after seeing an article about some womyn's confab being held in China that, naturally, the Hilldabeast was attending. The leftist c*nt that wrote the article mentioned Tibet (forget the exact context) and how China had been ruling it for years, wherein she stated that China had "assumed control" of Tibet. No, China conquered Tibet, invaded Tibet and took it over by force of arms. That did it for me. I've never picked up a copy of the Chronicle since, and never will.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 31, 2016 01:43 PM (2pIEi)

218 Personally, I find it disgusting for a number of reasons, none of which are directed at Melania. It's something that wouldn't happen to any other candidate or spouse. The potential First Lady deserves more respect than this. Say what you will about Trump; say what you will about Melania. But, this is ultimately a potential First Lady, who deserves to be treated as such. Secondly, those pictures were taken for a very specific purpose, and certainly not for the purpose of being posted on the front page of a national newspaper during an election. Unless Trump is behind it, I'd be taking legal action for sure. What happened to Spouses and Kids are off limits? This action is 1000 times worse than the so-called misogyny that Trump has been accused of. Now, listen, I think it is pathetic to call women fat, pigs, ugly...it's just a very loser thing to do. It's junior high, if that. But, using words versus actually publishing a nude photo on the cover of a magazine? One is much, much worse.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 31, 2016 01:49 PM (F5hTl)

219 art of it probably also has to do with the style of the pictures. They are nudes, but in an 'artsy' sense. It is not like she is doing tranny porn. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2016 06:36 PM (3ZoRf) They were shot in the European art style, in 1995. 21 years ago. This is even dumber than the press researching Romney's high school prank of cutting off someone hair. Melania was a model , posing for semi nude photos that would be published in just about any art book, men's magazine, etc. at the time. They are not raunchy, pornographic, or depicting sexual positions. Considering Europe has nude beaches and has nudity on television, the photos are not at all unusual. The article with the post said they were previously "unpublished" and published photos. Just imagine how much they paid for those unpublished photos some elderly fashion photog had stashed deep in the archives. Along with the hundreds of other models he photographed to sell photos of to whoever needed an art photo . Just take a look at today's SI issues. I guess none of those models ever should marry a politician, their careers will be over...

Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2016 01:50 PM (NNq1n)

220 Scott Brown and Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cosmopolitan centerfolds. http://accidentalbear.com/cosmos-6-most-infamous-male-centerfolds-photos/

Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2016 01:53 PM (NNq1n)

221 It took a while, but I found the kitty!

Posted by: Joe 'Paste Eater' Biden at July 31, 2016 02:02 PM (044Fx)

222 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2016 03:30 PM (pUDQf)  


Dodged that bullet, we could be looking at nude Columba Bush.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 31, 2016 02:02 PM (P/kVC)

223 May be taking in another stray tomorrow if we can get it to vet for shots.  Little bugger jumped up in my lap today while I was putting out food and stuck its head in my shirt pocket.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 31, 2016 02:03 PM (Kucy5)

224 223 Seems the New York Post has posted full nudes of Melania Trump. Like I said, it begins. Definitely takes the Khan story out of the news... Disgusting how some sites are calling Her whore... It was 20 years ago and She was a model in Europe where this is common... At least She was working ...

Posted by: donna at July 31, 2016 02:09 PM (O2RFr)

225 Melania is hawt.

Posted by: @votermom at July 31, 2016 02:24 PM (7lVbc)

226 That's a Bengal kitty - damn cute.

Posted by: bound4er at July 31, 2016 04:27 PM (quNCR)

227 Testing.

Posted by: ibguy at July 31, 2016 09:04 PM (vUcdz)

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