June 29, 2010

Not Quite Overnight Thread
— Ace

Some Shanghai robots doing some kind of kata. BTW: I don't know if this is real or what. Update: These are the droids you're looking for.

From Engadget.com, which also has the same robots set to a jauntier song.

Found on ArchaeoBlog, which notes the "hobbit" remains likely indicate a separate species, and weren't just a bunch of short, weird-looking humans.

And: Flyin' car. Almost. Really it's another roadable aircraft, but it's actually going into production, having won a special exemption from the FAA.

And, wonder of wonders, the iPhone may soon be available on Verizon.

From WickedPinto and JackStraw.

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM | Comments (54)
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1
Ok, the robots are creeping me the f*ck out.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 29, 2010 02:10 PM (7YJQx)

2 Hasn't the hobbit thing been tried and disproved a couple of times?

Seriously, if I were a short South Seas islander, I'd be pretty darn insulted at this point. Just because I'm short, it doesn't mean I'm not a person!

Posted by: Ella at June 29, 2010 02:14 PM (DmnMk)

3 Does anyone want to open this sex crazed poodle's second kata?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 29, 2010 02:14 PM (tJjm/)

4 1 Ok, the robots are creeping me the f*ck out.

It is a lot less creepy than hearing children sing their praises to Obama though.

This isn't as "cute" as the AT-AT as a dog video, but it's still pretty good. 

/Some people have too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Michael Steele at June 29, 2010 02:15 PM (9hSKh)

5 Flying car!  Flying car!  I want one!!!
Thanks for this bit of wonderful news -- it gives me hope for the future, hope which I have sadly lacked lately.

Posted by: Mary in LA at June 29, 2010 02:16 PM (JYxmy)

6 Damn sock.

The flying "car" looks cool, however I doubt we'll ever have ones like were shown in Back to the Future.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2010 02:18 PM (9hSKh)

7 So if the Hobbits are real, can any of their descendents sue Tolkien for part of the profits?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 02:21 PM (0GFWk)

8 So I hear Obama is off for another round of gulf?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:22 PM (tJjm/)

9
Flash!  Dum Dum ordered the female version from engadget so he can have a sexual experience by performing fellatio on Miss Masako.

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:23 PM (v1gw3)

10
Ok, the robots are creeping me the f*ck out.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 29, 2010 07:10 PM (7YJQx)

Ok, Elena Kagan the robots are is creeping me the f*ck out.


Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:25 PM (v1gw3)

11 I think Shepard is about to announce Dan Rather is joining Fox News...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:27 PM (tJjm/)

12
Here's another awesome commute.

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:28 PM (v1gw3)

13 Just remember to have your hobbits fixed, people!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:29 PM (tJjm/)

14 Oh crap, CNN is finally retiring the Larry King puppet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:30 PM (tJjm/)

15 Great...  Flying fucking cars...  As if worrying about several million window licking, booger eating, drooling retards crashing into me on the road wasn't enough, now I'll have to watch for them to fall from the sky as well...

The only silver lining to this is the $200K buy-in and the 20 hours of instruction may thin the herd flock some...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at June 29, 2010 02:30 PM (tGtLi)

16 Next time you're in a Philippine prison, watch out for the robots in the yard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 02:33 PM (P9+0W)

17 Nothing like drunks crashing their flying cars thru my bedroom ceiling...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:34 PM (tJjm/)

18 Not Quite Overnight Thread


:ears perk:

Posted by: sickinmass at June 29, 2010 02:34 PM (tamie)

19
Yes, always spay or neuter your hobbit.  And, ever, EVER feed them after midnight.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 29, 2010 02:35 PM (7YJQx)

20

Did anyone else see that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green?  (Wasn't he on Beverly Hills 90210?)  Doesn't that seem like an odd combo? 

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 02:35 PM (CfmlF)

21 Remember Ace, always try to go out on a high note.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 29, 2010 02:35 PM (pEK05)

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:36 PM (v1gw3)

23 Nothing like drunks crashing their flying cars thru my bedroom ceiling... Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 07:34 PM (tJjm/) Don't worry I hear that Cosco is gonna sell a cheap stinger shoulder launched missile just for that reason

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 29, 2010 02:36 PM (0GFWk)

24 "Man, that's like strapping a turbo bottle rocket onto your ass." You are gonna burn your sphincter.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 29, 2010 02:36 PM (wd0Iq)

25
Megan Fox has thumbs shaped like a male cock.  Well, somewhat.

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:37 PM (v1gw3)

26 @26: yes, Helen Thomas is the perfect example of a midnight fed hobbitess.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:37 PM (tJjm/)

27 Megan Fox has thumbs shaped like a male cock.  Well, somewhat.


Yeah, but when she grabs your wang, it makes you look like Dick Cheney.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 02:38 PM (P9+0W)

28
Helen Thomas bragged she boffed Lyndon Johnson.  Not sure if it was LBJ or his beagle.

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:38 PM (v1gw3)

29 @32: tell her to keep her hands off your ass, fish.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:38 PM (tJjm/)

30
Just imagine.  Dick Cheney and Joe Biden hunting dove in Texas.  It's an accident looking for a place to happen.  Wooops!

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:39 PM (v1gw3)

31 @26: yes, Helen Thomas is the perfect example of a midnight fed hobbitess nasty orcses.



FIFY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 02:40 PM (P9+0W)

32
tell her to keep her hands off your ass, fish.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 07:38 PM (tJjm/)

She always tries to stroke my scales, and that's reserved for my number one mermaid, Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:40 PM (v1gw3)

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 29, 2010 02:41 PM (7YJQx)

34
Barack, Barney, and Butros Butros walk into a gay bar........

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:42 PM (v1gw3)

35

Every time I see a dude using an iPhone, I want to punch him in the kidney.  If they wanted men to have an iPhone they wouldn't sell them in the tampon isle, which I've convinced myself they do.

Who cares if the iPhone might come to Verizon?  The already have the more manly Droid, which doesn't require you to seek a blessing from Steve Jobs before using it and doesn't crap out if you dare hold it with your left hand.  If the iPhone were made by anyone other than Apple, thousands of hipsters would be saved the trouble of waiting in line for one.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 29, 2010 02:42 PM (plsiE)

36

Gonna have to build landing strips outside of strip clubs now.

Posted by: ziptie at June 29, 2010 02:43 PM (lLS3Y)

37

Gonna have to build landing strips outside of strip clubs now.

Posted by: ziptie at June 29, 2010 07:43 PM (lLS3Y)

Well Zippie, the chicks inside already have landing strips. 

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:44 PM (v1gw3)

38
E.T., you keep the bike, I want your fuck finger!

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:45 PM (v1gw3)

39 @32: OK, I give up. What does a female cock look like?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:46 PM (tJjm/)

40

@49 oh, shiiiiiiiiiiittt

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 29, 2010 02:46 PM (7YJQx)

41 #46 Well, I'm not against landing twice! A go around,if you will.

Posted by: ziptie at June 29, 2010 02:47 PM (lLS3Y)

42
Megan Fox thumb-cock!

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:48 PM (v1gw3)

43 @35: Helen Thomas sporting a strapon would probably scare LBJ's beagle to death.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 29, 2010 02:49 PM (tJjm/)

44 If I'm flying somewhere, I'm flying in this...

Twin-engine, glass cockpit, super-sonic(?), baby F/A-18.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at June 29, 2010 02:51 PM (tGtLi)

45

Shreck thumb.

Posted by: ziptie at June 29, 2010 02:52 PM (lLS3Y)

46 #56 A touch and go it is.Better than a missed approach.

Posted by: ziptie at June 29, 2010 02:54 PM (lLS3Y)

47
Here's a hot 50th anniversary commemorative C-5 Corvette altered in appearance to include 1953 Corvette front and rear.  Bitchin' ride!

Posted by: Fish at June 29, 2010 02:56 PM (v1gw3)

48 54 Salmon flavored Vodka.
http://3jsj.sl.pt
Posted by: CDR M

Ye, gods...  Fish flavored woda??  woof...

When Hopenchange gets to be too much, Morons change to a new hope - Skittle Flavored Woda!!


Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at June 29, 2010 03:00 PM (tGtLi)

49 "...which notes the "hobbit" remains likely indicate a separate species, and weren't just a bunch of short, weird-looking humans."

Cheese & Rice, Ace!  You mean you're not even human!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at June 29, 2010 03:24 PM (SgL5z)

50 I, for one, welcome our Kung Fu Terminator overlords.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at June 29, 2010 04:00 PM (KCwrs)

51

Megan Fox thumb-cock!
Posted by: Fish

I've got one that looks a little like that, but I had to run it over a table saw to get it.

Posted by: rickinstl at June 29, 2010 04:34 PM (iLoEX)

52

Oh, and since nobody else said it - Wicked Pinto!

Been a while since I heard that name.

Posted by: rickinstl at June 29, 2010 04:36 PM (iLoEX)

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