January 29, 2016

Norwegian Woman Claims to be Trans-Species, a Cat Trapped In a Human Body
— Ace

From @rdbrewer, meow-she says meow-she is the victim of a "genetic defect" which makes meow-her a transcat.

The more civilized a society is -- or the more decadent; I am beginning to wonder if Conan of Cimmeria wasn't right that they're essentially the same -- the more time and space people have to indulge in play and fantasy.

Of course, this is, in the main, a good thing. Having to find food and water for oneself every single day might have the admirable effect of focusing one's mind on practical, tangible reality, but daydreaming, play, fantasy, storytelling, art and oral sex are nice luxuries to be able to indulge in.

Decadence is wonderful, really -- for as long you can afford it.

But, of course, when a society becomes so insulated from reality -- due to its wealth and domination over the environment -- it might lose itself dreaming.

The thing is, this can only go on for a short period, because reality will, ultimately, reimpose itself. A society that begins forgetting about the exacting rules of reality will soon lose its wealth and its soft cushions against the fundamental hardness of the world.

It is a strange thing indeed that in objectively bad economic times -- these are hard times, hustling times, scarce times -- we are simultaneously cursed with the strange dreamings of excessive wealth. I don't think that many people believed, during the Great Depression, that they were cats trapped in the bodies of humans.

I think they were more practical minded. Which is what then permitted them to rebuild and become prosperous again. And ultimately begin lapsing into dreamworlds in the seventies.

Yet here we are in objectively hard times, which should, if we are to ever scramble out of our predicament, produce hard thinking, yet we continue on this descent into indulgence and decadence.

These are hard times, but they do not produce hard thinking. They don't even produce soft thinking. They produce non-thinking. They produce psychosis.

They produce waking dreams, and not even dreams of the more interesting sort.

Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? We have our decadence, but where is our opulence to prop it up?

Strange days, and bad ones.


Posted by: Ace at 01:54 PM | Comments (571)
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1 Much will fade from importance in the Burning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 01:55 PM (rwI+c)

2 Purrrrrfect! What a day huh? I apologize just now.

Posted by: kahall at January 29, 2016 01:56 PM (Cmgna)

3 Affluent culture helps idiocy thrive.

Hardship starves this shit right out.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

4 The Gods of the Copybook cometh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 01:57 PM (rwI+c)

5 In the end, the Morlocks will prevail

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 01:57 PM (8PbKi)

6 A Tail of Two Kitties

Posted by: Charles "Cat" Dickens [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 01:57 PM (wYnyS)

7 I saw this and speaking as a neko-gynoid I have one thing to say - "You humans are way way way strange."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 01:57 PM (osI0T)

8 That cat-lady commenter is going to show up, isn't she?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 01:58 PM (8PbKi)

9 The only question is the justification the left will use for drawing any line, if any.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 29, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+)

10 >>> Decadence is wonderful, really -- for as long you can afford it. Nut, meet shell.

Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2016 01:58 PM (AfsKp)

11 Strange days I have accepted my fate. I won't live through it.

Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 01:58 PM (EgFeC)

12 Is it a male cat trapped in that woman's body?

Posted by: Hank at January 29, 2016 01:58 PM (BtG7l)

13 That'd
be
Socialism enabling idiocy dear ewok

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 29, 2016 01:58 PM (g8Hfr)

14 Aliens must surely be releasing a psychosis gas on Earth. The world has gone insane. One other thing--I've always thought women wanted to be more to be more than p___y. This woman wants to be all p___y.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2016 01:59 PM (hJrjt)

15 9.
A line in the sand (box)?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 29, 2016 01:59 PM (vCA4F)

16 I predict she'll suddenly figure out she's human, the next time she catches cold and has to have her temperature taken.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 01:59 PM (iIzG7)

17 She struts around like a cat, feline groovy.

Posted by: not Mark Steyn at January 29, 2016 01:59 PM (H9MG5)

18 Just to be clear these aren't hard times. Post Roman Europe WW2 Occupied Poland Europe during the 30 years War. Atlanta and Richmond 1865 1866. Try again.

Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 01:59 PM (jpW6t)

19 WIKI:

Munchausen syndrome is a psychiatric factitious disorder wherein those affected feign disease, illness, or psychological trauma to draw attention, sympathy, or reassurance to themselves.



Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 01:59 PM (oVJmc)

20 A Tail of Two Kitties Posted by: Charles "Cat" Dickens Siamese twins?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (WQMJ4)

21 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (rwI+c)

Whenever I read or re-read almost anything by old Rudyard, I am reminded of what a fine writer he was. Unfortunately, he was prescient in many regards.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (wYnyS)

22 TransPussy, Ace.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (iQIUe)

23 She was bullied not enough.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (VdICR)

24 Funny, our two house kittehs don't sport face studs.

She looks like your typical female hipster.

We have one who writes for the local paper who sports Minnie Mouse ears in her picture.

I give up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (FsuaD)

25 18 Just to be clear these aren't hard times. Right, but these are stupid times.

Posted by: stace at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (CoX6k)

26 The Large Hadron Collider went live on September 10th, 2008. Just noting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 02:00 PM (rwI+c)

27 Look at her, what self-respecting cat would get piercings.  Seriously.  Another cat bats her face and a claw grabs the piercing, there will be major meowings of pain.

And Nano you really should buy a set of the Nekomini thought control cat-ears.  Unless your brain-waves are so miniscule the ears don't work on you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:01 PM (osI0T)

28 I trapped a gerbil.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 29, 2016 02:01 PM (m/Gc2)

29 Doesn't matter:  You still can't figure out what she wants.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2016 02:01 PM (ZHuTJ)

30 It's a douchebag's world, Ace. We're just living in it.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:01 PM (b99VK)

31 I'll bet she's a cheap date, though; just let her root through your trash for dead things.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:01 PM (iIzG7)

32 25 18 Just to be clear these aren't hard times. Right, but these are stupid times. That's right and stupidity is not a survival trait.

Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 02:01 PM (jpW6t)

33 Ace, this article - and your commentary on it -- COMPLETELY misses the entire point. This girl is not some unique weirdo. here is an entire massive subculture of people who consider themselves "otherkin" -- people who are other species trapped in human bodies. Apparently 13 of Tumblr is teenage girls claiming to be cats and dragons and elves and wolves. This girl is actually a run-of-the-mill otherkin. The old fogeys writing the article about her are apparently unaware that she is one of a million similar girls. it's a fas sweeping the younger set. Google "otherkin" or even just "-kin" (as it's often shortened) for plenty more into.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:02 PM (jBuUi)

34 People feed the cats in Rome and if you have ever visited, you know the ruins are filled with them. They have a saying: The cats feed us during the war, now we feed the cats. Sounds fair.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:02 PM (iQIUe)

35 There already has been a couple of movies done, she's a copycat

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 02:02 PM (hk3Fb)

36 13 of Tumblr = one-third of Tumblr

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:02 PM (jBuUi)

37 Hard to tie Flies with this bitch in the house.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:02 PM (b99VK)

38 Still not as disturbing as the 60 year old man who pretends to be a 7 year old girl and engages in anal sex with his 60 year old "father".

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 02:02 PM (0C2f1)

39 #wrongskin

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (iQIUe)

40 I think this chick was in a Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (WQMJ4)

41 I hope she meets a male cat hipster trapped in a human body.

Cat sex, for the female, ain't pleasant, what with the male's barbed penis and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (FsuaD)

42 Atlanta and Richmond 1865 1866.

Try again.

Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (jpW6t)


Vicksburg under siege. People had to live in caves.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (4ErVI)

43 Obama's science advisor John Holdren spent the 1970s churning out "scientific" papers about things like secretly dosing the public water supply with sterilant chemicals, to prevent those of us in the serf class from ignorantly overpopulating the planet.

I often wonder whether they've since attempted to retroactively implement the Holdren plan, and made a cackhanded mess of things as usual, and accidentally introduced huge doses of LSD instead. Because it surely does seem that people are flat-out tripping balls all over the place.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (noWW6)

44 That's right and stupidity is not a survival trait. --- For an individual, yes. For a species, it just means greater numbers of offspring are needed so a few survive.

Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (EgFeC)

45 Dammit I'm too late to make the first pussy joke.

Posted by: Machine gun joe at January 29, 2016 02:03 PM (1gP4x)

46 *serves Zombie a cup of tea*

When rewriting and editing story submission about San Francisco, actually stuck the word otherkin in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (osI0T)

47 "Life is hard; it's even harder when you're stupid."

- John Wayne

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (iIzG7)

48 Yeah, I second what Havildar Major says. These are NOT hard times. And the people caught up in these delusions are usually the most prosperous and secure.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (T/5A0)

49 Is this another movie review?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (YFFpo)

50 In the Depression there was cultural cohesion and confidence. We don't know who we are anymore.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (JIElb)

51 I don't think people feel the hardship. Our poor are fat, have cell phones and flat screen TVs and often computers as well. Never have so many opiates, figuratively and literally, been available. Frankly, a huge solar flare and the associated megadeath that would come from that is the only we we aren't going to sink into Eoli decadence. Meanwhile, the ISIS Morlocks lick their lips and sharpen their knives. Hell with it, I just bought ammo. And when I dream, it will be dreams of the America that once was. ...though I do like the oral sex part.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (8yrGZ)

52 This woman, or cat if she prefers, needs large doses of thorazine. That way she can just sit in a corner, drool and groom her fur.
Scary part. She can vote.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (9iR5/)

53 As I said the other day when this came up, the worst thing about having cats is you can't have sex with them.  The worst thing about women is they won't shut up when  all  you really want is to have sex  with them.

A cat/woman who let you have sex with her, and did  not vocalizing except purring and meowing  would be great...  as long as she doesn't look  like a cross between Lena Dunham and Amy Shumer.

Sadly, this one looks like a cross between Lena Dunham and Amy Shumer.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (TOk1P)

54 Strange days, and bad ones. Strange Days--now there's a movie that pissed me off. A rip-off of Brainstorm with a bullshit allegory of the Rodney King smackdown. Saw it in the theater and never again.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (jV8Mq)

55 >>>Ace, this article - and your commentary on it -- COMPLETELY misses the entire point. This girl is not some unique weirdo. here is an entire massive subculture of people who consider themselves "otherkin" -- people who are other species trapped in human bodies. ... i completely missed the point by addressing this as a social, rather than personal, phenomenon?

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (dciA+)

56

So I'm guessing she doesn't shave?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (HgMAr)

57 I think this chick was in a Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (WQMJ4)


I think they needed the steam cleaner for the Holodeck after that episode!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:04 PM (wYnyS)

58 41 Yeah,some of those asswipes get a stud pushed through the head of their junk that probably has the same effect as barbs.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 02:05 PM (8HTq1)

59 Ah, all is right with the world again. I got Willowed in the last thread. Seems like the old days. (wipes away a wistful tear)

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 02:05 PM (s5o+q)

60 Ace,

I asked this in an earlier thread.....

If I begin to self-identify as a minority woman, create a company specifically to get government contracts reserved for minorities and women, will the feds go after me for fraud?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2016 02:05 PM (Zu3d9)

61 "otherkin" I wonder how many tags they give out for these?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:05 PM (b99VK)

62 As an old coot I have to say, when tattoos on women became acceptable, this was inevitable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (rwI+c)

63 46 *serves Zombie a cup of tea* When rewriting and editing story submission about San Francisco, actually stuck the word otherkin in. Posted by: Anna Puma I presume that's catnip tea, of course! (Catnip tea is actually pretty good -- a similar to a lemony kind of mint, which is related to catnip.)

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (jBuUi)

64 ELO concert on VH1 Classic now playing "Evil Woman." Soundtrack to AoSHQ.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (s5o+q)

65 5 In the end, the Morlocks will prevail Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (8PbKi) I keep trying to make these very same points with people, to varying degrees of success. The world is a very dangerous place. Nature will kill you, if you cannot survive in it, or escape it back to your comfy digs. Too many incomprehensible stares or, "Oh, that's nice. Idiots.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (zYV5P)

66 When tropes go bad, the world gets overrun by pseudo cat-girls

https://youtu.be/Ui7tHYKoyYs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (osI0T)

67 I know from the internet that some chicks think they're ponies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

68 If it's any comfort, I still miss Hannah Minx, and this isn't helping.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:06 PM (iIzG7)

69 "Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? Given our decadence, where is our opulence?" Some poetry right there.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 29, 2016 02:07 PM (TZYqp)

70 That is not a soft kitty!!!

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at January 29, 2016 02:07 PM (H9MG5)

71 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2016 07:05 PM (Zu3d9)


Depends, are you a registered Democrat Party Official?

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:07 PM (wYnyS)

72 Pro-Tip: Always use footwear when crossing the sandbox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 02:07 PM (8ZskC)

73 Ace, this article - and your commentary on it -- COMPLETELY misses the entire point.

This girl is not some unique weirdo. here is an entire massive subculture of people who consider themselves "otherkin" -- people who are other species trapped in human bodies.

Apparently 13 of Tumblr is teenage girls claiming to be cats and dragons and elves and wolves.

This girl is actually a run-of-the-mill otherkin.

The old fogeys writing the article about her are apparently unaware that she is one of a million similar girls. it's a fas sweeping the younger set.

Google "otherkin" or even just "-kin" (as it's often shortened) for plenty more into.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (jBuUi)



Good,  that means the  odds are greater  that one or more of these dumb broads  IS  actually good  looking enough to boink. 



Probably not a LOT  greater, but greater than  just this porker.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2016 02:08 PM (TOk1P)

74 Ok I checked her pic... looks more pig-like to me.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 02:08 PM (HgMAr)

75 So, no one has socked Mike Tyson yet?

You people disappoint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:08 PM (FsuaD)

76 Lutefisk is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 02:08 PM (8ZskC)

77 My bet is she's not the only one.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 02:08 PM (YFFpo)

78 To Protect and Serve. http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/225251/

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 02:09 PM (8HTq1)

79 I thought she had a nice face, and a sincere smile.

Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 02:09 PM (EgFeC)

80 My dad liked that ancient Aliens show on History Channel. I discount ancient aliens which leaves "There are several examples of societies getting quite advanced technologically and then getting wiped out by barbarian neighbors, or a drought, virus etc in such dramatic fashion that little trace of their advanced lifestyle remained after the collapse" And I cannot help but feel like we are Rome sliding into decadence + bread and circuses for the masses, but also that we are just as likely to collapse as hard and fast as those groups that fascinate the "ancient astronaut theorists" as to have a gradual slide like Rome with evidence of our achievements lasting for 2000 years. And giving ISIS et al and their lust for blowing up artifacts ...

Posted by: PaleRider at January 29, 2016 02:09 PM (dkExz)

81 Besides the term otherkin there is fursona also.

Where is Hat, he pays more attention to the wyldelyfe than me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:09 PM (osI0T)

82 >>>> the worst thing about having cats is you can't have sex with them.<<<<

Huh, I would have figured the worst thing would be the box of cat shit you have to clean out, but to each his own, I guess.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 29, 2016 02:09 PM (tEDMc)

83 As long as she doesn't scratch the furniture, I'm OK with it.

Posted by: navybrat at January 29, 2016 02:10 PM (8QGte)

84 42 Atlanta and Richmond 1865 1866. Try again. Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (jpW6t) Vicksburg under siege. People had to live in caves. So what. Try Leningrad 1942-44. I can keep doing this all day. The point is that we are living in araguably the most wealthy time in human hsitory. so, these donks can live their fantasy and we have to see it on the news or websites like this...

Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 02:10 PM (jpW6t)

85 When Cello Lessons Backfire.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:10 PM (b99VK)

86 i completely missed the point by addressing this as a social, rather than personal, phenomenon? Posted by: ace Well, I was actually shaking my head in frustration more at the original writer of the article which launched her into fame, and then all the MSM journalists who copied it -- not a single one of them ever mentioned or seemed to be aware that she was a member of an extremely large and active subculture. It's almost like a old-time newspaper man arriving in San Francisco in 1967 and seeing ONE hippie on the street and writing an article saying "Hey everybody, there's this one weird dude in SF who has long hair and takes freaky drugs! What an unusual weirdo!" Sorry, I didn't mean to include you in my head-shaking frustration -- I just unfairly included you in my rant. You covered it more insightfully than almost anyone.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:10 PM (jBuUi)

87 I thought she had a nice face, and a sincere smile. This.

Posted by: Oswald the Rabbit at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (8ZskC)

88 Well, to be fair, she lives in Norway. 

Isn't that country crawling with raping yutes?  Hope she keeps her claws sharp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (FsuaD)

89 I sympathize with this woman/cat.... I am a billionaire trapped in a poor womans life. Where is my money so I can actualize my real life!!

Posted by: cathymv at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (jw3dr)

90 I would imagine would become quite tiresome for her and those around her very quickly.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (CFc5L)

91

I predict she'll suddenly figure out she's human, the next time she catches cold and has to have her temperature taken.

 

cat scratch fever?

Posted by: flawless male logic at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (lKyWE)

92 The signs have been coming for a while.  People are more upset when they kill animals in movies/tv than when they kill people so it follows that's the next logical step for the progtards, becoming a whole other species since they loathe the culture, species, (sex) and race they are born into.  Since cats can't legally vote (yet, or so far only in Dem states along with the dead) I'm all for it.

It's also been a sci-fi standard that at some point humans will gain the technological ability to morph themselves into shapes they find more pleasing.

Posted by: AdamPM at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (CpRG+)

93 Maybe she likes Batman.

Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 02:11 PM (3GFMN)

94 Huh, I would have figured the worst thing would be the box of cat shit you have to clean out, but to each his own, I guess.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (tEDMc)



No no, the  bad  part about the litter box is  that you can't have sex with it. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2016 02:12 PM (TOk1P)

95 Shorter article:

LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:12 PM (oVJmc)

96 Hillary is a type of weasel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 02:12 PM (FkBIv)

97 I would imagine would become quite tiresome for her and those around her very quickly. I dunno. The rubbing against the legs part could be fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 02:12 PM (8ZskC)

98 ...though I do like the oral sex part. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (8yrGZ) --- Isn't her tongue too raspy?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:12 PM (jR7Wy)

99 "Decadence is wonderful, really -- for as long you can afford it." That right there is one of the best things you've ever said, ace. I will look good on the tombstone of Western Civ. Sums up a concept I've been noodling over for some years now; that we can have all this bizzarro-world non-thought because it is an affordable overhead cost carried by the productivity of society generally. Except that the annual increase in overhead is threatening the whole structure now. Well, and that the overhead is now widely viewed as the whole object of the thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 02:12 PM (Z8DIA)

100 I would imagine would become quite tiresome for her and those around her very quickly.

Indulgence is mandatory, h8r.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

101 !LA PUERTA. ESTA. ABIERTA!

Posted by: The Busboy at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (b99VK)

102 I'm pretty sure I am a prairiedog. At least, that's my Indian name, anyway. They wouldn't name me Prairiedog just for the hell of it, would they? Not like Animal House. Though, come to think of it, alcohol was involved in the ceremony.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (zLDYs)

103 "People are more upset when they kill animals in movies/tv" Well, they killed John Wick's new puppy. Look what that started.

Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (EgFeC)

104 71 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2016 07:05 PM (Zu3d9) Depends, are you a registered Democrat Party Official? Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 07:07 PM (wYnyS) CBD does not use Depends (that I know of).

Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (3GFMN)

105 Equal Cat Rights Now!!!

Posted by: The Feline Front of Judea at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (8ZskC)

106 **might lose itself dreaming Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Clinton Chappaqua wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: Our Dreaming Master at January 29, 2016 02:13 PM (hgpSN)

107 "cat scratch fever?"

When she realizes she's going to get the thermometer up the ol' poopchute...

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (iIzG7)

108 Be sure to get her spayed!!!

Posted by: Bob Barker at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (H9MG5)

109 The Feline Front of Judea

Splitters!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (osI0T)

110 Now, instead of pointing and laughing or treating this as a mental illness, society requires we acknowledge her "reality" and perhaps, provide a disability stipend and a food bowl for her. Decadence indeed.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (GgxVX)

111 So what happens when she meets a refugee and they skin her alive?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (iQIUe)

112 If she's using bipedal motion, she not really trying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (rwI+c)

113 WomanCatPig... must be related to Al Gore

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (HgMAr)

114 Conan of Cimmeria

C'mon, man! I had to go look that one up just to find out it is Conan the Barbarian.

/grumble

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2016 02:14 PM (R+30W)

115 maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:15 PM (dciA+)

116 TCM usually stays away from politics but they are showing the vile "documentary" Hearts and Minds tonight.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 02:15 PM (8HTq1)

117 Now, instead of pointing and laughing or treating this as a mental illness, society requires we acknowledge her "reality" Why are you all looking at me like that?

Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner at January 29, 2016 02:15 PM (8ZskC)

118 >>>C'mon, man! I had to go look that one up just to find out it is Conan the Barbarian. /grumble ... you need to know he's from cimmeria, LIKE A MAN.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:15 PM (dciA+)

119 Be sure to get her spayed!!!

Posted by: Bob Barker at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (H9MG5)



Shut down the thread.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (ZHuTJ)

120 Well, they killed John Wick's new puppy. Look what that started. IT WAS JUST FUCKING DOG

Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (rwI+c)

121 Isn't that country crawling with raping yutes? Hope she keeps her claws sharp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


More likely she'll just end up on the side of the road in a disheveled heap wondering why those dogs didn't respect her mental diversity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (W0RfD)

122 Either way she wont get more pussy than Trump.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (DL2i+)

123 Does she have a job?

Posted by: jokes at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (WYs8w)

124 115 maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)



You go first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (FsuaD)

125 I think part of the reason people get into this crap is that they feel deeply unhappy and empty inside, but don't know why. Maybe I'm really a man. Or a cat. Or a goddess? No...you just live a vapid, selfish life without any higher fulfillment. Of course you're unhappy. Hedonism never satisfies for long.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (3DIzJ)

126 Toasters tremble at his approach.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (tEDMc)

127 I use bipedal motion, then again am an android cat-girl or neko-gynoid.

https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (osI0T)

128 Almost impossible to get this girl to take a ruffie.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (b99VK)

129 My two like stinky stuff, from fish for dinner to my socks to roll around with

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (hk3Fb)

130 Fursonas? Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 29, 2016 02:16 PM (rwI+c)

131 115 maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas. Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+) ---- Well, you identify as Ewok, obviously. Me, I'm Eartha Kitt-era Catwoman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (jR7Wy)

132 I'm curious. Can a furson own a cat or would that cause a disruption of the space-time continuum?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (8ZskC)

133 "Now, instead of pointing and laughing or treating this as a mental illness, society requires we acknowledge her "reality" and perhaps, provide a disability stipend and a food bowl for her"

Oh, was I supposed to stop pointing, laughing, and treating this as a mental illness?  Do I owe Nano an apology now?  Or would she be satisfied with a sardine and a dish of cream?

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (iIzG7)

134 >>>You go first. i'm trying to think of something.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (dciA+)

135 At least, that's my Indian name, anyway.
--------
FWIW, my Indian name means Runs With Scissors

Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (9iR5/)

136 1. Does she eat crickets/spiders? 2. Does she lick her butt (or try to)? 3. Poop in a litterbox? 4. Land on her feet when dropped from upside down? If not at least one of these, I call BS.

Posted by: General Zod at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (hgpSN)

137 http://www.vice.com/read/ from-dragons-to-foxes-the-otherkin-community-believes-you-can-be-whatever-you-want-to-be "Otherkin Are People Too; They Just Identify as Nonhuman Otherkin are people who identify as partially or entirely nonhuman. A dragon, a lion, a fox—you name it—there is probably someone out there who feels like they are more these things than they are human. The otherkin community can be found lurking on Reddit, Tumblr, TV Tropes, and other online forums. The popularity of the otherkin phenomena seems to have been steadily increasing—particularly on Tumblr—since 2012. But what does it mean to truly believe you're nonhuman? Do people genuinely wake up one day and think that they are a fox or is this just a bizarre form of escapism? Is it body dysmorphia or fantasy? I spoke to John on Reddit, a 19-year-old from Knoxville, USA, known on the web as Noslavic. He introduced himself: "I am a red fox-kin who was, as we call, awakened about a year ago." " ...etc.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (jBuUi)

138 Daisy, sob, her name was Daisy. And she was the cutest little acting puppy I've ever seen. I think she ad libed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (iQIUe)

139 He self identifies as a Cimmerian not a barbarian.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (8HTq1)

140 WomanCatPig... must be related to Al Gore Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 02:17 PM (zt+N6)

141 "It" will look good, oops.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (Z8DIA)

142 I am betting she is a lesbian because nothing drives you crazy like puthy does.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (hVdx9)

143 It is a hard way, the way of being a man. Sooner or later we all want a thing that is bad. To walk on all fours. To suck up drink from a stream. To jabber, instead of saying the words. To go snuffling at the earth, and to claw on the bark of trees. To eat flesh, or fish. To make love to more than one, every which way. These are all bad things. These are not the things that men do. But we are men, are we not? We are men because the Father has made us men!

Posted by: The Sayer of the Law at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (rwI+c)

144 you need to know he's from cimmeria, LIKE A MAN. Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+) ---- Didn't he hail from Aquilonia at one point?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (jR7Wy)

145

Isn't that country crawling with raping yutes? Hope she keeps her claws sharp.

.........

 

She-it looks pretty rape-proof already.

Of course if they'll go after mannequins and statues she might be the cats meow.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (HgMAr)

146 Oh, was I supposed to stop pointing, laughing, and treating this as a mental illness I was thinking of dropping her off in an alley behind a Chinese food restaurant.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (GgxVX)

147 I'm a form of weasel. Appropriate for a lawyer, if you think about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

148 134 >>>You go first. i'm trying to think of something. Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (dciA+) A Hutt trapped in an Ewok trapped in a man's body?

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 02:18 PM (zt+N6)

149 Can a furson own a cat or would that cause a disruption of the space-time continuum?

Now we're into that weird Mickey/Pluto/Goofy territory.

Posted by: The Disney Problem at January 29, 2016 02:19 PM (WYs8w)

150 His is the hand that makes. His is the hand that hurts. His is the hand that heals. His is the House of Pain. His is the House of Pain. His is the House of Pain. He who breaks the law shall be punished back to the House of Pain.

Posted by: The Sayer of the Law at January 29, 2016 02:19 PM (rwI+c)

151 Otherkin...the mentally ill...

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:19 PM (hVdx9)

152 So what happens when she meets a refugee and they skin her alive? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! [/i[ There's more than one way to do that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 02:19 PM (FkBIv)

153 okay.. well I was trying to keep it a secret but I really think I am a goat trapped in a womans body.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 02:19 PM (CNHr1)

154 I think I'm a sloth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (rwI+c)

155 "maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas. " Well clearly I'm a bunny. Duh, 5 kids.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (3DIzJ)

156 Speaking of Otherkin, Tilikum sushi!  Nyah!!!! 

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (osI0T)

157 Ace is 100% Koala.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (b99VK)

158 >>> He self identifies as a Cimmerian not a barbarian. i think this is mostly true. I think "the barbarian" is mostly what others might call him, though he acknowledges he's a barbarian sometimes. But he would usually say "Cimmerian." Saying he's a barbarian is like saying he's "from Europe" -- there are a lot of barbarian tribes. Also, "The Barbarian" became the branding he was known by, due, I think, to the marvel comic book, or maybe the collections, but in-world, you'd say Conan of Cimmeria. I think.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (dciA+)

159 It's called "bad luck", and we're going to get it, good and hard. Read your Heinlein.

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (NHQQx)

160 I thought Ace was his own fursona, AKA 'Wickett.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (oVJmc)

161 I always say the reason we haven't discovered intelligent life in the universe is that once they develop and perfect the sexbot, that's all she wrote for innovation. They'll never invent anything else again.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2016 02:20 PM (sdi6R)

162 If I have to choose a fursona, I'll be this adorable giggling meerkat:

http://tinyurl.com/hpaeo2p

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (FsuaD)

163 It is a strange thing indeed that in objectively bad economic times -- these are hard times, hustling times, scarce times -- we are simultaneously cursed with the strange dreamings of excessive wealth.
---
It's not strange at all. $18 trillion on the fedgov's name, who knows how much borrowed for auto loans, student loans, mortgages, credit cards, etc. covers a lot of holes.

You won't get the practical thinking until the fake paper wealth in the system evaporates.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (ZbV+0)

164 For a bunch of straight laced conservatives, you people know entirely too much about alternative lifestyles.

Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (KJZeR)

165 Judging by the picture, she's eating too damned many mice. That is what she's eating, right?

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (nf80W)

166 I better be careful on this thread.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (WQMJ4)

167 >>>Didn't he hail from Aquilonia at one point? sure. he usurped the throne and became the Aquilonian king. He was called Conan of Aquilonia then, or just King Conan.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (dciA+)

168 Buzzion : Possum

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (b99VK)

169 158 And later His Majesty the King of Aquilonia

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 02:21 PM (8HTq1)

170 Google "otherkin" or even just "-kin" (as it's often shortened) for plenty more into. Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (jBuUi) My new favorite person on the YouTubes, "Mister Metokur" aka "Internet Aristocrat" or "Jim", has a video called "Tumblrisms: Otherkin" http://tinyurl.com/nxoqvmg This guy is funny as hell.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (s87AC)

171 >>> maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas. Wait, what?

Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (AfsKp)

172 She needs to spend more time on a blog that allows sockpuppeting.

Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (b2qGx)

173 If this woman ever coughed up a hairball on my furniture, I'd kick her in the ass and throw off of the balcony into a snow drift.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (BngQR)

174 Well probably no worse than thinking she's a black south african lounge singer

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (hk3Fb)

175 Hey Hot Gates, want to play the RPG game Albedo?  All about cute furry animals with assault weapons and jump drive.  And many of the rabbits are xenophobes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (osI0T)

176 Buzzion : Possum ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (rwI+c)

177 He who breaks the law shall be punished back to the House of Pain. Posted by: The Sayer of the Law Are we not men?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (FkBIv)

178 The depression was way, way worse from an economic point of view. People didn't have enough food to eat, not starving to death but going to bed hungry every night. Nowadays our problems are spiritual and psychological in nature. There's no problem with having enough food or staying warm or otherwise physically comfortable, but fewer people have strong relationships so they are always on the edge of what is basically exile even though they don't go anywhere.

Posted by: Ben H at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (gJEsZ)

179 or even Conan of the... what were those pirates again? the red brotherhood or something? well he was called Amra then so i don't know.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (dciA+)

180 I always say the reason we haven't discovered intelligent life in the universe is that once they develop and perfect the sexbot, that's all she wrote for innovation. Close. It was the Bacon Sexbot that ended further technological progress.

Posted by: The Elders of Rigel VII at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (8ZskC)

181 Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop, does her business but I notice something weird!
Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her, wot I calls enterprise, popping pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop, just the thought of it's enough to make you sick,
and I'm telling ya them pussy cats is quick...

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (iIzG7)

182 162 If I have to choose a fursona, I'll be this adorable giggling meerkat:

http://tinyurl.com/hpaeo2p



And of course I screwed up the link.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:22 PM (FsuaD)

183 " Conan of Cimmeria." Psh

Posted by: Geralt of Rivia at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (3DIzJ)

184 Interesting that she identifies as a domesticated animal. Kick her out of the house and let her be an alley cat. In winter.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (JIElb)

185 Cat People?

Will they remake The Fly with a cat and this female genius?

Posted by: dissent555 at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (GdgAM)

186 I better be careful on this thread.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (WQMJ4)


I think you had best tread quietly tonight my friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (wYnyS)

187 Anybody see Queen of the Desert? Nicole Kidman and James Franco who has to be 2 feet shorter than her.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (iQIUe)

188 ... otherkin fursonas. How about ... exoskeleton instantiations? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djxnw090EeE Cameo of me between 1:21 and 1:28

Posted by: The Roaring Butterfly at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (FlRtG)

189 No no, the bad part about the litter box is that you cant

Wash and dry it outside during winter.  409 freezes.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:23 PM (DL2i+)

190 Already remade Val Lewton's Cat People with Natasha Kinski.  The original is far better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:24 PM (osI0T)

191 oh ... and leave the bird alone.

Posted by: The Roaring Butterfly at January 29, 2016 02:24 PM (FlRtG)

192 Am stunned that no one has yet declared himself/herself as a Honey Badger.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2016 02:24 PM (ZHuTJ)

193

1. Does she eat crickets/spiders?
2. Does she lick her butt (or try to)?
3. Poop in a litterbox?
4. Land on her feet when dropped from upside down?

If not at least one of these, I call BS.

Posted by: General Zod

......................

 

Does bringing dead gophers into the house count?

And I'm pretty sure she has fleas.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 02:24 PM (HgMAr)

194 "For a bunch of straight laced conservatives, " You're new here aren't you?

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 02:24 PM (3DIzJ)

195 92 The signs have been coming for a while. People are more upset when they kill animals in movies/tv than when they kill people Not entirely a bad thing, but they've taken it (as always) to ridiculous extremes. All these animal cruelty laws, while completely well-intentioned, will be used against the populace. Run over an animal? Jail. Huge fine. Your fault? Well, it is now. Jail. so it follows that's the next logical step for the progtards, becoming a whole other species since they loathe the culture, species, (sex) and race they are born into. Most (D)emocrats seems to have already gotten there. Homo Freeshticus.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 29, 2016 02:25 PM (zYV5P)

196 Have you listened to the interview with Catgirl? Either Norwegian sounds like gargling with marbles, or she has a hairball. That can't be a real language.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:25 PM (jR7Wy)

197 Apropos of nothing, I've mentioned before that the town I lived in in Germany had almost no cats at all. Plenty of dogs. Because they couldn't bring themselves to eat their dogs during the war, but the "Short Earred Rabbits" were fair game.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 02:25 PM (rwI+c)

198 I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Korben Dallas at January 29, 2016 02:25 PM (H9MG5)

199 The concept of straitlaced conservatives is another one of those widely dispersed delusions.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 02:26 PM (Z8DIA)

200 115 maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas. Posted by: ace I actually put thought into this -- part of the old teenage game "What animal would you most want to be?" - and came to a most unusual conclusion: I want to be a Slow Loris. Probably the only person she is Slow-Loris-kin. I identify with them because they do everything slowwwwwwlyyyy and deliberately, which is the way I'd LIKE to be, at least. (The Need for Speed on the Internet has really messed up my Slow Loris dreams." I watched a short documentary about them - the only animal in the world (apparently) to have evolved the hunting technique of "move so slowly they prey does not even realize you are slowly capturing them." Every other animal is either "pounce/grab as fast as possible" or "hunt to exhaustion" or "blindside the prey" or the other hunting techniques. Slow Lorises instead move one millimeter per minute until, without the prey (usually a bug or whatever) even noticing that the environment is changing -- until it is in the slow loris's paw, and it's too late. I like slow.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:26 PM (jBuUi)

201 "For a bunch of straight laced conservatives, " We're the tolerant ones. You might be looking for another group.

Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 02:26 PM (EgFeC)

202 Well probably no worse than thinking she's a black south african lounge singer

Posted by: Skip


That would be a career path and entertaining by default.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 02:26 PM (W0RfD)

203 110 Now, instead of pointing and laughing or treating this as a mental illness, society requires we acknowledge her "reality" and perhaps, provide a disability stipend and a food bowl for her. Decadence indeed. Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (GgxVX){/i] Pointing and laughing IS a treatment for her mental illness. It's called "public ridicule" and "shaming." It works rather well actually, if applied consistently. The optional application of "Wow, dude, that's seriously fucked up" is also a treatment option.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 02:26 PM (s5o+q)

204 Nowadays our problems are spiritual and psychological in nature. There's no problem with having enough food or staying warm or otherwise physically comfortable, but fewer people have strong relationships so they are always on the edge of what is basically exile even though they don't go anywhere. 

Posted by: Ben H at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (gJEsZ)



There's still time for things to degenerate further.   The Great Depression had folks who would rather go hungry than steal. 

That social capital has been spent.  

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 29, 2016 02:26 PM (uURQL)

205 1. Does she eat crickets/spiders?

The good news is we can buy her vote with a piece of string.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 02:27 PM (DL2i+)

206 Man, I need to check into that italic tag-closing therapy clinic.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 02:27 PM (s5o+q)

207 164 For a bunch of straight laced conservatives, you people know entirely too much about alternative lifestyles. Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (KJZeR) We observe.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 29, 2016 02:27 PM (zYV5P)

208 Parents sue public high school for 'religious indoctrination' after their daughter was 'forced to convert to Islam in world history class' http://goo.gl/4kAL1n ============ How do you force a kid? I wd have said eff you, teach!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 02:27 PM (iQIUe)

209 I got your disk-shaped catnip right here, baby.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at January 29, 2016 02:28 PM (8ZskC)

210 "We're the tolerant ones. You might be looking for another group."

This is Abuse.  Argument is down the hall.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:28 PM (iIzG7)

211 We are finally within small steps of peak Sooper Troopers!

Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2016 02:28 PM (TxJGV)

212 164 For a bunch of straight laced conservatives, you people know entirely too much about alternative lifestyles. Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (KJZeR) Let us now gather and practice "Point And Laugh" therapy, gentle souls . . . (I'm pretty sure I closed the tag this time.)

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (s5o+q)

213 Kilrathi scum!! Apparently the invasion has begun.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (GdgAM)

214 My otherkin is me at age twenty-three when I still fit in 30-inch waist jeans.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

215 The hyper-evolved cat from Red Dwarf is more entertaining than Nano.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (osI0T)

216 We identify as RINOS.

Posted by: the GOPe at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (H9MG5)

217 I don't always choose a fursona, but when I do it's a barn cat. Pee where you like.

Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (3GFMN)

218 >>>>> they couldn't bring themselves to eat their dogs during the war, but the "Short Earred Rabbits"'were fair game. ----- I'd be willing to eat a cat or squirrel if it came to that and not much more. Never a dog. Never.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 29, 2016 02:29 PM (2x3L+)

219 How do you force a kid? I wd have said eff you, teach!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


By requiring the student write and recite the shahada.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 02:30 PM (W0RfD)

220 I mean, yes I am a killer whale and all, but I wouldn't put that on a resume.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:30 PM (hVdx9)

221 so uhhhhh carpet? just a guess. but probably poops in a box of sand

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:30 PM (Cq0oW)

222
Nano prefers to crawl around on her hands and knees, and paws at windows when she wants to go outside. She also said, despite their size, she can sleep in the sink and on windowsills.

The Telegraph



Yeah, I'll believe she's a cat long before I believe that fits in a Kraus undermount.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (kdS6q)

223 I'd be willing to eat a cat or squirrel if it came to that and not much more. Never a dog. Never. Posted by: L, Elle You don't know what you're missing!

Posted by: I have become SCoaMF, eater of dogs at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (Pwh6H)

224 Does she lick her own ass at bathtime?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

225 Tilikum actually I am thinking of putting in as part of submission paperwork such as 'I self identify online sometimes as a neko-gynoid.'

http://angryrobotbooks.com/submissions/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (osI0T)

226 IIRC, "pussy pussy" is "kiss kiss" in Hungarian. And there's another language I need to learn. After Basque.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (1zS3A)

227 Zombie, I think I'd like to be a lion. I want to be at the top of the food chain. Please start referring to me as Leo. Don't be a hater.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (egOGm)

228 " 'forced to convert to Islam in world history class' " This would be spinoff from that stuff with making kids recite / draw the .... whatever they call the muslim profession of faith in class ? Out - effing - standing. Make 'em live by the rules they try to stuff down our throats.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (Z8DIA)

229 217 We identify as RINOS. Posted by: the GOPe at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (H9MG5) No that's what you are really. You identify as jellyfish.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 02:31 PM (zt+N6)

230 . Does she eat crickets/spiders? 2. Does she lick her butt (or try to)? 3. Poop in a litterbox? 4. Land on her feet when dropped from upside down? If not at least one of these, I call BS. Posted by: General Zod ********** I am almost sure they have that sort of thing on a porn site. I have been drinking, so maybe you should not listen to me.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:32 PM (hVdx9)

231 The money quote is at the end of the Telegraph article:

"My psychologist told me I can grow out of it,

Never would have seen that coming, huh?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:32 PM (oVJmc)

232 only animal in the world (apparently) to have evolved the hunting technique of "move so slowly they prey does not even realize you are slowly capturing them. === polar bear. they'll lie in wait til you're almost atop them

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:33 PM (Cq0oW)

233 >>>24 Funny, our two house kittehs don't sport face studs. She looks like your typical female hipster. We have one who writes for the local paper who sports Minnie Mouse ears in her picture. I give up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM ( I love that she's wearing a fake tail. Because that is totally a thing a cat would do! People just need to snub these idiots. They'll get the picture eventually.

Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2016 02:33 PM (vmMMi)

234 They produce waking dreams, and not even dreams of the more interesting sort. Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? We have our decadence, but where is our opulence to prop it up? Strange days, and bad ones. *************************** Damn, Ace, that's downright poetic

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 02:33 PM (7qAYi)

235 Too much Cat Chow MEOW

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at January 29, 2016 02:34 PM (Qy9+s)

236 "My psychologist told me I can grow out of it," She already looks to be twenty something. (The one picture I saw in the Daily Mail, I think.)

Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 02:34 PM (EgFeC)

237 only animal in the world (apparently) to have evolved the hunting technique of "move so slowly they prey does not even realize you are slowly capturing them. The Federal government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 02:34 PM (FkBIv)

238 193 1. Does she eat crickets/spiders? I used to be a Cricket. Then I was dechirped.

Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 02:34 PM (3GFMN)

239 Tilikum actually I am thinking of putting in as part of submission paperwork such as 'I self identify online sometimes as a neko-gynoid.' http://angryrobotbooks.com/submissions/ Posted by: Anna Puma **** Either that or mention that you know what they look like and where they live.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:34 PM (hVdx9)

240 T.S. Eliot just called to say this chick is taking his book 'way too seriously. 

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:34 PM (iIzG7)

241 I want to be at the top of the food chain. Please start referring to me as Leo. ** ahem **

Posted by: The Bear at January 29, 2016 02:35 PM (AfsKp)

242 they'll lie in wait til you're almost atop them Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich That's the "lie in wait and then suddenly pounce" technique, which several predators have. Slow Lorises are unique in that they never pounce or move quickly at the conclusion of the slow stalking. It's just slow, slow, slow, almost invisibly moving, until the thing is eventually in your paw.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:35 PM (jBuUi)

243 They produce waking dreams, and not even dreams of the more interesting sort. Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? We have our decadence, but where is our opulence to prop it up? Strange days, and bad ones. ***** This is what happens when you completely invert Darwinism.

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:35 PM (hVdx9)

244 "Now, instead of pointing and laughing or treating this as a mental illness, society requires we acknowledge her 'reality' and perhaps, provide a disability stipend and a food bowl for her. Decadence indeed."

It would be too depressing to dig up and and read it again, but I recall coming across an article about one of those adult-baby fetishists, whose biggest sexual kick is to wear diapers and be fed from a bottle -- and this guy had actually convinced a court to award him disability benefits to stay home and live this "lifestyle" full time at public expense.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 02:35 PM (noWW6)

245 I used to self-identify as a newt... but I got better.

Posted by: Dark Ages Peasant at January 29, 2016 02:36 PM (Pwh6H)

246 Ace, are you still doing the book club thing? If so, I'd like to suggest Juvenal's Sixteen Satires. Absolutely brutal invective, a lot of which will sound awfully familiar. If even half of it's true, they were one jacked up society. Worst part is, when the Satires were written, they still had three hundred years left...

Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 02:36 PM (eBkgg)

247 Still not as disturbing as the 60 year old man who pretends to be a 7 year old girl and engages in anal sex with his 60 year old "father". *** StefOnKnee, or some such shit

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 02:36 PM (8PbKi)

248 imma be an earwig dunno why. just sounds awful

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:36 PM (Cq0oW)

249 For All Hail Eris, Eris the space cat-girl figure kit

http://www.e2046.com/product/Eris+Open-Shirt+Ver./14064/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:37 PM (osI0T)

250 SkunkApe

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:37 PM (b99VK)

251 Norwegian Forest cat is a real breed. Just sayin'.

Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 02:37 PM (b2qGx)

252 Well, just at random, I'm gonna identify as Totoro from the Miyazaki movie.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 02:38 PM (Z8DIA)

253 ok what about ant lions? That's lie in wait, no pounce

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:38 PM (Cq0oW)

254 I have decided to be that fish that swims into people's urethra. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, DAMNIT!!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 02:38 PM (hVdx9)

255 Posted by: The Bear at January 29, 2016 07:35 PM (AfsKp) That made me laugh like a lunatic. I always walk right in to the jokes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 02:38 PM (egOGm)

256 Totoros are mononokes.  Spirit creatures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:38 PM (osI0T)

257
I am not an animal... I am a human being.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (EWg9n)

258 There always were lunatics, it's just now we indulge them. Back in the old days, they didn't. A lunatic was a lunatic, throw 'em in the loony bin and don't indulge them.

  There were always jokes about people thinking they were animals. You know, So-and-so thinks he's horse and all that. Remember Arsenic and Old Lace. Nephew thought it was Teddy Roosevelt and always charged up the stairs.

  Back in the day, this woman would've been thrown in the loony bin. If she was with a wealthy family of means, they would've kept her up in the attic or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (dvuhZ)

259 "We continue on this descent into indulgence and decadence" What's this "we"? Am I missing something? I never get invited to the good parties.

Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (BO/km)

260 This chick is lucky Bill Cosby never learned that catnip can be carried around legally, unlike rohypnol.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (iIzG7)

261 I identify as a bear that likes to "rape" Leo DiCaprio. Trust me, he only puts up a token struggle.

Posted by: Rapey Bear at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (hVdx9)

262 When it comes to all these people who are "trapped in the wrong body," can we please set them free from their bodies?

Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (xiHNC)

263 She should start a Coffee Roasting business.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:39 PM (b99VK)

264 The Tampa Bay Rays have had a kitteh fursona for a couple years now-- their pawsome mascot DJ Kitty! http://tinyurl.com/ho4jnzc Maybe the Norwegian catwoman can try out for a new gig. Yeah, some of us are pining for Spring Training (not the fjords!)

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2016 02:40 PM (3C9q2)

265 I'm surprised no one has identified as a giant python.

Did anyone actually nab a python during the hunt in FL?  Those things are stealthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:40 PM (FsuaD)

266 *pauses*

So how would The Island of Dr. Moreau be written in modern times of otherkin and fursona?  Yes the good doctor would have humans knocking on his door to become part-animal. 

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:40 PM (osI0T)

267 "Better living through chemistry", my personal motto at age 22, probably translates to "meow" at age 50. In Norwegian.

Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2016 02:40 PM (TxJGV)

268 "There always were lunatics, it's just now we indulge them."

And some of them, we elect to public office.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 02:40 PM (iIzG7)

269 She's not insane.  She's indulged.

She gets attention for pretending she's 'special.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

270 The Tampa Bay Rays have had a kitteh fursona for a couple years now-- their pawsome mascot DJ Kitty! http://tinyurl.com/ho4jnzc Maybe the Norwegian catwoman can try out for a new gig. Yeah, some of us are pining for Spring Training (not the fjords!) Posted by: Basement Cat **** Euro-trash kitty? Gawd I hate 99.9% of the techno out there.

Posted by: Rapey Bear at January 29, 2016 02:41 PM (hVdx9)

271 251 For All Hail Eris, Eris the space cat-girl figure kit http://www.e2046.com/product/Eris+Open-Shirt+Ver./14064/ Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:37 PM (osI0T) --- Good Lord! Click on the parts pics on the sidebar. The legless, headless torso is nightmare fuel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:41 PM (jR7Wy)

272 ok ok I'm going to be Mr Peanut! and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:41 PM (Cq0oW)

273 255 ok what about ant lions? That's lie in wait, no pounce Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich That's a pretty good one. Maybe the difference is that Ant Lions use the landscape -- a sand pit -- to bring their prey into their jaws, while they themselves don't move -- while a Slow Loris does move, only very slowly, and doesn't rely on the landscape.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:41 PM (jBuUi)

274 This is all going as planned for the cultural marxists, the destruction of objective reality. Reality is very bad for marxism, because it's physically impossible for them to fulfill the promises they make. And it's much easier to convince people to substitute their own "truth" for reality in the beginning and transition into Big Brother dictating what "truth" is.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 02:41 PM (Pwh6H)

275 We observe. Usually without pants on...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 02:42 PM (6FqZa)

276 She should start a Coffee Roasting business. Posted by: garrett at January Winnah!

Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 02:42 PM (eBkgg)

277 Off naughty bear sock.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:42 PM (hVdx9)

278 i don't see what the problem is:

pussy is pussy.

(i denounce myself and my male privilege %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 29, 2016 02:42 PM (rKT+v)

279 Did anyone actually nab a python during the hunt in FL? Those things are stealthy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (FsuaD) --- Me, I would nuke the Everglades from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:42 PM (jR7Wy)

280 I'm surprised no one has identified as a giant python. Posted by: Jane D'oh --- I did. Bought a parrot and it was dead. Then it turned out that there was no cheese at all in the cheese shop! It's a frustrating life being a python!

Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 02:43 PM (xiHNC)

281 I'm going to be Mr Peanut! and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich **** Stay away from the zoo. A rogue elephant may try to shuck you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:43 PM (hVdx9)

282 I'm surprised no one has identified as a giant python ==== owned a reticulated once. got 15 foot and it had to go. Female, started to get breedy.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:43 PM (Cq0oW)

283 And then there's the "emotional support animal" malarkey.

Complete with the photos last week wherein someone had insisted upon taking their "support animal", a full grown turkey, onto a commercial airline flight.

I can't wait to see the expression on the gate agent's face when I show up to board with my "emotional support" cassowary in tow.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 02:43 PM (noWW6)

284 >>>She should start a Coffee Roasting business.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (b99VK)<<<



That's my gig.


Anyone care for a cup?

Posted by: dude who identifies as a civet at January 29, 2016 02:43 PM (H9MG5)

285 >>>I know from the internet that some chicks think they're ponies. Even with the best of intentions, I can't service that order without a prosthetic.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 29, 2016 02:44 PM (1zS3A)

286 The Nordic folk are fantasizing themselves into extinction. Their Muslim guest-conquerers, though, are living their fantasies daily with each rape of an infidel Swedish teen. It already hasn't ended well. Catwoman has about a decade before she gets strapped to the pyre post and the flames cause reality to sear--sear!!--her. The West is fucked, and we are fucked, and if the window hasn't closed yet the self-inflicted fire soon will consume us all.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2016 02:44 PM (pq97T)

287 I'm going to be Mr Peanut!

and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban.


Now I'm imagining Mr. Peanut putting the moves on Esther Williams.

Posted by: put some records on while I pour at January 29, 2016 02:44 PM (WYs8w)

288 *giggles at All Hail Eris*

I was waiting for someone to click on the pictures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:44 PM (osI0T)

289 I know from the internet that some chicks think they're ponies. ---- Well, the way my wife spends money on shoes, I could do with a girl who has one pair that are nailed to her feet!

Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 02:45 PM (xiHNC)

290 Me, I would nuke the Everglades from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (jR7Wy)



I'm totally surprised (and somewhat disappointed) there was no Ultimate Darwin award winner this year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:45 PM (FsuaD)

291 owned a reticulated once. got 15 foot and it had to go. Female, started to get breedy. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich **** And she's still angry you didn't call as promised.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:45 PM (hVdx9)

292 285 And then there's the "emotional support animal" malarkey. Complete with the photos last week wherein someone had insisted upon taking their "support animal", a full grown turkey, onto a commercial airline flight. I can't wait to see the expression on the gate agent's face when I show up to board with my "emotional support" cassowary in tow. Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6) I'm holding out for my emotional support hippo.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 02:45 PM (s5o+q)

293 Oh well .... it was such a cool movie .... I want to become invisible and fade into the trees when the gummint comes around to help me ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 02:46 PM (Z8DIA)

294 A cassowary can rip out your guts with a single kick. And that's the civilian version. Don't get me talking about weaponized cassowarys.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 29, 2016 02:46 PM (1zS3A)

295 I'm totally surprised (and somewhat disappointed) there was no Ultimate Darwin award winner this year. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:45 PM (FsuaD) --- No kidding. Are they sure everybody returns from the hunt? *shudder*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:46 PM (jR7Wy)

296 During the Great Depression there were soup kitchens and welfare. If you didn't have a job you were damn grateful for the charity others provided. Now we have entitlements. Also the cult of the victim but that almost goes without saying.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 29, 2016 02:46 PM (C9lNt)

297 I'm holding out for my emotional support hippo. Posted by: filbert --- We'll set up a play date with my emotional support blue whale.

Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 02:46 PM (xiHNC)

298 Can I fly with my Emotional Support Hooker?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

299 Perhaps this one instead All Hail Eris.  For the next NoVaMoMe?

http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:47 PM (osI0T)

300 283 I'm going to be Mr Peanut! and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich **** Stay away from the zoo. A rogue elephant may try to shuck you ===== FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE /montalban voice

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 02:47 PM (Cq0oW)

301 I'm holding out for my emotional support hippo. Posted by: filbert **** My emotional support badger didn't work out so well, but you can hardly see my scars now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:47 PM (hVdx9)

302 I can't wait to see the expression on the gate agent's face when I show up to board with my "emotional support" cassowary in tow.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6)



lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:47 PM (FsuaD)

303 This is my emotional support goat.

Posted by: Mohammad al Goatfucker at January 29, 2016 02:48 PM (Pwh6H)

304 FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE /montalban voice Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich **** Choke on Corinthian leather, bitch!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:48 PM (hVdx9)

305 My choice for an emotional support animal would be a honey badger. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:48 PM (FsuaD)

306 301 Perhaps this one instead All Hail Eris. For the next NoVaMoMe? http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/ Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (osI0T) --- You think this is what goes on at NoVaMoMee, and yet you can't even get up the nerve to hitchhike?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:49 PM (jR7Wy)

307 My choice for an emotional support animal would be a honey badger. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** See my #303 post

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:49 PM (hVdx9)

308 If ace would stay of twitter he would know this story is two days old and really really STUPID.



But, hey we're morons so who cares?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2016 02:49 PM (jJRIy)

309 I think this is the theme of Lee Harris' new book, Civilization and its Enemies.  When life is soft, brains become softer.

And of course the great enemy, Television, doesn't help.  Imagine what life would have been like if television had been widespread during the Great Depression.  You would have had lots of stories of people who think they are cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2016 02:49 PM (B8JRQ)

310 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2016 02:49 PM (KCxzN)

311 We'll set up a play date with my emotional support blue whale. Posted by: RKa While I LOLed, it's not feasible as an actual "test the limits of The New Rules" gag. I suggest an emotional support wolverine. Don't feed it for the three days before getting on the plane.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 02:49 PM (jBuUi)

312 I wonder if she spits up hairballs? 

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2016 02:50 PM (jJRIy)

313 I don't bother chasing mice around. I got cat class and I got class style.

Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 02:50 PM (Dwehj)

314 >My choice for an emotional support animal would be Emu. In full Battle Dress.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:50 PM (b99VK)

315 People are really fucking weird. Back in the day we institutionalized batshit people like this for their own protection. Now we have a culture that not only tolerates but encourages and subsidizes acting like a fucking lunatic. Progress my pasty white ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 02:51 PM (kpqmD)

316 I suggest an emotional support wolverine. Don't feed it for the three days before getting on the plane. Posted by: zombie I don't do emotional support, bub.

Posted by: Wolverine at January 29, 2016 02:51 PM (Pwh6H)

317
See my #303 post

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (hVdx9)



Dammit.  Okay, I'll settle for a mink.  They're mean fuckers, but their fur is to die for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:51 PM (FsuaD)

318 If she demands to identify as, and be treated as, a cat, would she be in danger of slaughter by a local Mexican/Chinese restaurant? And would that be punishable as a murder or a health department violation? Would Scandinavian men desire her as a woman or on a beastiality goat-alternative level? Would her local refugee population rape and stone her for because she's "asking for it" or because she's deviant?

Posted by: Machine gun joe at January 29, 2016 02:51 PM (ne2fm)

319 Well All Hail Eris, guess I best get back to the writing.  Like an outline and a bio.  To turn in.  Who knows, could get a publishing contract.  Then NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:51 PM (osI0T)

320 Whatever you subsidize, you get more of.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 02:52 PM (jR7Wy)

321 I'd have a descented skunk. Named Pepe, naturally. I would derive bouceaup emotional support from people fleeing in terror.

Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 02:52 PM (eBkgg)

322 Yep, it's the welfare state and entitlements that are preventing this from being seen as the depression it is. You don't see lines of desperate people lining up at soup kitchens and all that.

  Washington is like some feudal castle. To those there, times are going great. Construction all over the place, full employment, booming housing and all that.

   They are living off the rest of the country, which are the serfs, and they have no idea what the true conditions are.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 02:52 PM (dvuhZ)

323 >>>My choice for an emotional support animal would be
Emu.
In full Battle Dress.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:50 PM (b99VK)<<<



Pictures AtC riding her emotional support emu/ostrich like that old video game Joust.

Posted by: awaits AtC's emotional support Ravage at January 29, 2016 02:53 PM (H9MG5)

324 My choice for an emotional support animal would be


Emu.

In full Battle Dress.



DON'T DO IT.

Posted by: Rod Hull, Your Obscure Reference for the Day at January 29, 2016 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

325 My great grandfather killed himself during the Great Depression. After getting people to pay him for having my Grandfather do odd jobs (at the age of 12 or 13), it became too much for him. My Great Grandfather called him into the house one day. He was holding a revolver. He calmly told him he was going to kill him, them himself to end their misery. My Grandfather ran off in fear. When he came back he found his father dead. We have yet to see real suffering.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 02:53 PM (hVdx9)

326 #HairBallsMatter

Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 02:53 PM (Dwehj)

327 My choice for an emotional support animal would be Emu. In full Battle Dress. Posted by: garrett A blue one. Works fast and you won't stink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 02:54 PM (FkBIv)

328 I tried getting emotional support from a honey badger, but he didn't give a shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 02:54 PM (kpqmD)

329 324 I'd have a descented skunk. Named Pepe, naturally. I would derive bouceaup emotional support from people fleeing in terror.

Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 07:52 PM (eBkgg)



Heh.  I had a French teacher in high school whose son was studying veterinary medicine.  He brought home a baby skunk and operated on it in his parent's garage to remove the scent glands.



He removed *something* but it wasn't the scent glands. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 02:55 PM (FsuaD)

330 Imagine what life would have been like if television had been widespread during the Great Depression. You would have had lots of stories of people who think they are cats. So it's the fault of television that my dude cat thinks he's a Mets fan?

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2016 02:55 PM (3C9q2)

331 Dammit. Okay, I'll settle for a mink. They're mean fuckers, but their fur is to die for. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** We only use mink fur from minks that were depressed and killed themselves...

Posted by: Modern Mink Fur Salesman at January 29, 2016 02:55 PM (hVdx9)

332 Pretty good paint job here.  But the builder has never learned how to fill in seams apparently, look at where the cat ears meet the hair.

http://www.e2046.com/product/Nekomimi+Yuina/9177/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:55 PM (osI0T)

333 So how would The Island of Dr. Moreau be written in modern times of otherkin and fursona? Yes the good doctor would have humans knocking on his door to become part-animal.

Posted by: Anna Puma


Act I
Private dick following a missing persons case sneaks onto the island. People on the island seem perfectly happy doing nothing much. But a few at a time disappear every night.

Act II
Private dick sexes up a 'local' only to discover the secret of the cray-cray. Dick decides to confront the fat weirdo running the place but discovers weirdo hass been trying to not only change the volunteers into animal hybrids, but trying to develop a universal metamorphosis bio-agent.

Act III
The agent is released on the whole island at once. Jurassic Park ending. Private dick escapes ... but to his horror he discovers his dick is now a catfish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 02:56 PM (W0RfD)

334 Oh, you can't give AtC a Battle Emu and a Shock Lance. That just wouldn't end well for anybody but her.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 02:56 PM (b99VK)

335 The more civilized a society is -- or the more decadent; I am beginning to wonder if Conan of Cimmeria wasn't right that they're essentially the same -- the more time and space people have to indulge in play and fantasy. Remember the useless citizens your cities had to support as they got bigger in Civilizations - artists, etc - or they would riot. Yeah, decadent and probably liberals. Or, you could garrison six hopilites in each city to take care of that problem.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 02:56 PM (cXiMR)

336 Oh, you can't give AtC a Battle Emu and a Shock Lance. That just wouldn't end well for anybody but her. Posted by: garrett **** Speak for yourself, bitch.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 02:57 PM (hVdx9)

337 Yep, it's the welfare state and entitlements that are preventing this from being seen as the depression it is. You don't see lines of desperate people lining up at soup kitchens and all that.>>>

And to keep these beggars from embarrassment they give them a card so no one can tell. Well if they didn't load their carts with chips and lobster no one could tell.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 29, 2016 02:57 PM (Nkdwp)

338 Just keep her away from my bird feeder.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 29, 2016 02:58 PM (WQMJ4)

339 Weft, nah...   he's a cat-dick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 02:58 PM (osI0T)

340 I Would Not Hit That.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 29, 2016 03:00 PM (s5o+q)

341 I've often wondered on occasions like this why we can't all be Pepe Le Pew.

Quel est? *notices cat* Ahh...le belle femme skunk fatale...*clicks tongue twice*

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 03:00 PM (BngQR)

342 *adjusts glasses* Heavens to Betsy, they do grow them big in Norway. And I thought it was hard keeping Sylvester away from the birdcage.

Posted by: Granny at January 29, 2016 03:00 PM (Pwh6H)

343 Ace: "I don't think that many people believed, during the Great Depression, that they were cats trapped in the bodies of humans."

If there were any, they were locked up in insane asylums... we're too enlightened to do that today, of course...

I agree with your overall point tho and was actually thinking along these same lines today... the human race has really regressed and I don't see how much longer we can survive. We have ISIS barbarians on one side and crazy people like CatLady, on the other. In the middle we have Europe happily handing their countries over to ISIS and America. Stuck in the middle. We are slouching to extinction. We have just about run our course. America must save itself first. A weak America leads to all kinds of trouble.

Trump 2016. My favorite part of his "Make America Great Again" slogan is the "Again" part. "Again" conjures  up happy memories of America during Reagan or heck, even just seven years ago. Before all this gay agenda victories. Before CatLadies. Before "cis gender". Before ISIS. "Again" sounds good right about now. The past was a good place in many ways. I remember during '12 Dems said the "R" stood for "Reverse" and I said, "GOOD!" I like reverse. I like the past far more than the terrifying future Dems have planned. Reverse course is a good thing. U-turn.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 29, 2016 03:00 PM (xetep)

344 I feel my life just like a river running through the year of the cat.

Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 03:00 PM (Dwehj)

345 I Would Not Hit That. Posted by: Ted Nugent You could safely at 50 yards with a 25 grain broadhead

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 03:03 PM (Pwh6H)

346 I like the past far more than the terrifying future Dems have planned. Reverse course is a good thing. U-turn. Posted by: Aslan's Girl The boat is over the falls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 03:03 PM (FkBIv)

347 Depression suicides: A neighbor family here had a story. Let's see, "Mr. Bill" the grandfather that I knew, was WWII generation, sailor in the Pacific Theater, and died, oh, over 10 years ago.

  He told the story of his father during the Depression. He was a local banker, and the family was relatively well to do. One night, dear old Dad went up in his study on the second floor and blew his brains out. He was ruined. In the fireplace, they found all the notes and mortgage papers his bank was holding burning the fireplace.

     He actually let those people off the hook, burning the documents. But he was ruined and his bank was ruined, depositors wiped out and all that. He just blew his brains out.

   That left young Mr. Bill and his mother in dire straits. Ol' Bill, even those many years later, still hated his father for that. You could see the pain and rage in his eyes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 03:04 PM (dvuhZ)

348 I like the past far more than the terrifying future Dems have planned. Reverse course is a good thing. U-turn. Posted by: Aslan's Girl **** Awww hell, the fall will probably kill you.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 03:04 PM (hVdx9)

349 Edward Gibbon was not meant as a "How To" manual and it is scary that people don't see the bread and circuses before them as the end of the decline.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:05 PM (NPofj)

350 Trans-pussy.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 03:06 PM (7qAYi)

351 During the Great Depression. My Grandfather lied his way into the navy. He was 16 when he joined. His mom backed up his lie saying he was 18. By the time they found out, he really was 18, and a fine sailor. Served aboard the USS San Francisco and was a Pearl harbor survivor.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 03:08 PM (hVdx9)

352 Isn't it good? Norwegian wood.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 03:08 PM (FkBIv)

353 Does she crap right beside the litter box and shred the couch with her claws? Cause cats do that. If she starts doing that she might be a cat.

Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2016 03:08 PM (BO/km)

354 http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (osI0T)


That almost captures Eris, but it needs an edged weapon to go as backup for the whip!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 03:08 PM (wYnyS)

355 Does she eat cat food? No? She's not a cat.

Posted by: Rip at January 29, 2016 03:08 PM (ckHyu)

356 If cats are harem, this might make a good defense against the moslems; I mean since they can't even own pepper spray.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 03:09 PM (cXiMR)

357 I Would Not Hit That. Posted by: Ted Nugent You know I would. You think she has a scratchy tongue?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 03:09 PM (Pwh6H)

358 >>>tried getting emotional support from a honey badger, but he didn't give a shit. Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 07:54 PM (kpqmD) Cam newton?

Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2016 03:09 PM (vmMMi)

359 Hi Alton Jackson.. how have you been?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 03:09 PM (CNHr1)

360 #CatnipMatters

Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 03:10 PM (Dwehj)

361 Girl with the Dragon Tattoo -- the dirty scandi version -- and the rest of the trilogy is on amazon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 03:10 PM (VdICR)

362 This kinda crap goes on because the "media" helps to propagate it. They fawn over it and report it like it is something "special" but not what it really is. If the media would call people like the transcat lady a God dammed freak, which she is, they would disappear from the ridicule.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 03:10 PM (ej1L0)

363 Edward Gibbon was not meant as a "How To" manual and it is scary that people don't see the bread and circuses before them as the end of the decline.

Posted by: redbanzai


I'm on Vol. 3. The guy has a lot to say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 03:11 PM (W0RfD)

364 >>>tried getting emotional support from a honey badger, but he didn't give a shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 07:54 PM (kpqmD)


Cam newton?

Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2016 08:09 PM (vmMMi)<<<



No.

Posted by: Tyrann Mathieu at January 29, 2016 03:11 PM (H9MG5)

365 Don't kill yourself. It's dumb and messy. But mostly dumb.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 03:13 PM (qUNWi)

366 OH, THE HUGE MANATEE:

@thinkprogress 4m
The new Coldplay video is getting a lot of attention for the wrong reasons http://thkpr.gs/3744445 

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 03:14 PM (W0RfD)

367 What happened in Oregon? Media hasn't said much about what happened.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 03:14 PM (cXiMR)

368 Cat woman...Julie Newmar or Lee Meriweather?

Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 03:17 PM (KJZeR)

369 I don't think cats are against Muzzy laws, only dogs. There are many photos of Muzzy fighters with their cats.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 03:18 PM (hk3Fb)

370 My husband flew out of Santa Barbara last month and two ladies had a hog in a stroller. It wasn't a pot bellied pig it was a hog. It was young. The lady held it the entire flight. Support hog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 03:18 PM (egOGm)

371 Cat woman...Julie Newmar or Lee Meriweather?

Eartha Kitt

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 03:18 PM (YJmuy)

372 What happened in Oregon? Media hasn't said much about what happened.

Posted by: Jean


FBI released a video from an overhead asset. Looks like the protester made a series of bad decisions before the cops ended his options.

It's at Weaselzippers.us

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 03:18 PM (W0RfD)

373 I'm a dick trapped in a man's body .

Posted by: Trump at January 29, 2016 03:19 PM (MNgU2)

374 Civilizations are born Stoic, and die Epicurean. - Will Durant

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2016 03:19 PM (o+SC1)

375 I'm on Vol. 3. The guy has a lot to say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:11 PM (W0RfD)



He does and so much of it is scarily prescient.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:19 PM (NPofj)

376 372 I don't think cats are against Muzzy laws, only dogs. There are many photos of Muzzy fighters with their cats. Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (hk3Fb) From what I hear, Muzzies like their pussy. Not as much as goat ass, of course, but from what I've seen (first-hand), their countries are crawling with felines. Well . . . goats, too.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 03:19 PM (s5o+q)

377 I got the legacy California plates that read honey badger. My car is bad ass.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 03:20 PM (egOGm)

378 Odysseus in the land of the Lotus Eaters. It's roughly 4500 years old as stories go. So there's nothing new under the sun. (And I think that one's about 3000 years old.)

Posted by: Abiss at January 29, 2016 03:20 PM (UsgHM)

379 hey jewells. I'm hangin' in. You doing better?

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2016 03:20 PM (KCxzN)

380 I'm a dick trapped in a man's body .

Posted by: Trump at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (MNgU2)


Yah, the dickishness is not trapped at all. Its on full display.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:20 PM (NPofj)

381 Or Nastas search Kinski

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 03:21 PM (hk3Fb)

382 >>>Cat woman...Julie Newmar or Lee Meriweather?

Eartha Kitt

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (YJmuy)<<<



Michelle Pfeiffer

Posted by: ducks, runs at January 29, 2016 03:21 PM (H9MG5)

383 Flag on the play! Posting Caturday content on Friday! Five yard penalty, repeat first down! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 29, 2016 03:22 PM (McRlu)

384 Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 08:13 PM (qUNWi)

The evil you do in a suicide lives on for a generation or two at least!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 03:22 PM (wYnyS)

385 Nothing new under the sun. The Book of Romans covers this kind of decadence. Of course I'm a Bible thumping bitter clinger etc. so what do I know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2016 03:22 PM (RZz4G)

386 F in machine NATASSAJA KINSKI

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 03:22 PM (hk3Fb)

387 Some people respond to the present state of the world with transcat. Others build an EMP-proof library on gardening and homesteading. One of these groups will have descendants, and the world will be better for it.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 29, 2016 03:22 PM (G5lyi)

388 One advantage of the burning times would be the disappearance of these addle-pated special people.

Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 29, 2016 03:24 PM (4rzL1)

389 If this woman can fool a colony of feral cats into thinking she's a cat for several years, she should be considered to be a cat. Think of it as a Turing test for people who adopt non-cis identities.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 29, 2016 03:24 PM (b2qGx)

390 Some people respond to the present state of the world with transcat. Others build an EMP-proof library on gardening and homesteading. You only need one book... load'em onto Ark 'B'.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 03:24 PM (b99VK)

391 Michelle Pfeiffer
Posted by: ducks, runs


All I got from that is you liked the movies better, live in or near Eugene, OR, and have diarrhea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 03:25 PM (YJmuy)

392 If this woman can fool a colony of feral cats into thinking she's a cat for several years, she should be considered to be a cat. Think of it as a Turing test for people who adopt non-cis identities.

Charles Darwin approves this criteria.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 29, 2016 03:25 PM (m9V0o)

393 Just watched "The Triangle". Hmmm. Not a bad movie but one of those you walk away from and are wondering what the hell that was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2016 03:26 PM (iHjB5)

394 Simone Simon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 03:26 PM (FkBIv)

395 Per the Daily Caller, Hillary just got the coveted Ron Jeremy endorsement.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 03:26 PM (dvuhZ)

396 Eartha Kitt was endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 03:27 PM (VdICR)

397 I want one! http://preview.tinyurl.com/zsufshd

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 03:27 PM (hVdx9)

398 Well if movies are accurate, and of course they are, these are the type of people that will survive an apocalypse. Along with Lord Humungus.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 03:28 PM (MNgU2)

399 I did like the look of the ship, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2016 03:28 PM (iHjB5)

400 Hillary just got the coveted Ron Jeremy endorsement.

They like me! They really like me!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 03:29 PM (Dwehj)

401 Real hard core otherkin, like Parrot Man and Lizard Woman get surgery. This poser is wearing third grade Halloween costume cat ears. I don't think she's all that serious.

Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 03:29 PM (b2qGx)

402 What happened in Oregon? Media hasn't said much about what happened. ==== it was basically "kill the chicken and let the monkey watch" i think they want the lesson to sink in locally

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 03:29 PM (Cq0oW)

403 Julie Newmar is Catwoman lady person. Screw the dissenters.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 03:30 PM (qUNWi)

404 399 Per the Daily Caller, Hillary just got the coveted Ron Jeremy endorsement. Severely schlonged. Halley Berry was slated for a James Bond spin-off with Michael Madsen as the American version of M. A terrible idea from a terrible movie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 03:30 PM (VdICR)

405 Alton.. yeah pretty much. Taking it a day at a time. Don't know how much you have been here and seen anything I have been posting and don't want to waste space here. Mom is in hospice care but doing okay. I find out Monday when my surgery is for the elusive polyp.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 03:31 PM (CNHr1)

406 Sorry, not my type.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at January 29, 2016 03:31 PM (Z02Od)

407 I remember fondly when Ron sold Bill the AstroTurf for the bed of his El Camino.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 03:31 PM (Dwehj)

408 >>>Per the Daily Caller, Hillary just got the coveted Ron Jeremy endorsement.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:26 PM (dvuhZ)<<<



So, now Bill isn't the biggest dick that is supporting her.

Posted by: waits for Amy Schumer to steal this at January 29, 2016 03:31 PM (H9MG5)

409 377... thread winner.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 03:31 PM (CNHr1)

410 I am betting old RJ would do Hillary. Hedgehog with Warthog.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 03:31 PM (hVdx9)

411 Julie Newmar is Catwoman lady person.

Screw the dissenters.

Posted by: eleven


Except Newmar took off the costume at the end of the day, went home to her husband, and burned dinner like you're supposed to.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 03:32 PM (W0RfD)

412 Are we not men? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (FkBIv) We are DEVO

Posted by: random lurker at January 29, 2016 03:32 PM (+tRIN)

413 Never try to reach into your jacket when a group of law enforcement agents are pointing a gun at you and tells you to keep your hands up. That's survival 101.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 03:33 PM (MNgU2)

414 Julie could burn my dinner oh yeah...

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 03:34 PM (qUNWi)

415 I saw your posts this week, jewells. Hope things get better soon

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2016 03:34 PM (KCxzN)

416 Never try to reach into your jacket when a group of law enforcement agents are pointing a gun at you and tells you to keep your hands up. That's survival 101. Posted by: Max Rockatansky **** He was totally surrendering! eVIL JACK-BOOTED THUGS!!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 03:35 PM (hVdx9)

417 I am betting old RJ would do Hillary. Hedgehog with Warthog. Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9) Wow!...there are no words. Poor Ron.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 03:35 PM (ej1L0)

418 Sock Fail

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 03:35 PM (hVdx9)

419 410 Sorry, not my type. Posted by: Felix the Cat at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Z02Od) Dude... its female.... sort of...

Posted by: Fritz, the Cat at January 29, 2016 03:35 PM (f7rv6)

420 She'll be raped to death within a year by an "immigrant" from Syria who doesn't give a fuck about her psychosis, but certainly is interested in conquering some pussy.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2016 03:37 PM (t8P62)

421 Ron was a true progressive. He firmly believed in asset redistribution.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 03:37 PM (Dwehj)

422 Except Newmar took off the costume at the end of the day, went home to her husband, and burned dinner like you're supposed to. Apparently, she also invested in Real Estate and was very good at it ...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at January 29, 2016 03:38 PM (AoK0a)

423 "My Grandfather lied his way into the navy. He was 16 when he joined. His mom backed up his lie saying he was 18. By the time they found out, he really was 18, and a fine sailor. Served aboard the USS San Francisco and was a Pearl harbor survivor."

Jeez. The _San Francisco_ really got the worst of it at one point. Soaked up multiple broadsides from an IJN pocket battleship, entire bridge crew dead, no engine power, no steerage way, rudder jammed even if they had that, entire top works aflame, came within a few minutes of outright sinking.

As I recall it took the shipyard most of a year (working under continuous-shift wartime crash program conditions) to get her seaworthy again.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 03:38 PM (noWW6)

424 384 I'm a dick trapped in a man's body . Posted by: Trump at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (MNgU2) Yah, the dickishness is not trapped at all. Its on full display. Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:20 PM (NPofj) wow.... and even a Cat Woman thread.... becomes anti Trump comments... Yup.... TDS...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2016 03:38 PM (f7rv6)

425 Evening all All work done, ready for tomorrow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 03:38 PM (DUoqb)

426 The Triangle has Catherine Bell in it. I like that.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 03:39 PM (qUNWi)

427 Can you imagine the effect of seeing Hillary naked? Ol' Ron's warcock would probably shrivel up and hide back up in his gut.  I had to look it up. They claim he's 9.5". Claim that is, and they notoriously lie, measuring from the taint or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 03:40 PM (dvuhZ)

428 Jeez. The _San Francisco_ really got the worst of it at one point. Soaked up multiple broadsides from an IJN pocket battleship, entire bridge crew dead, no engine power, no steerage way, rudder jammed even if they had that, entire top works aflame, came within a few minutes of outright sinking. As I recall it took the shipyard most of a year (working under continuous-shift wartime crash program conditions) to get her seaworthy again. Posted by: torquewrench **** Yup. IIRC, he was in the number one gun turret during that battle. Said he could tell when a big shell hit because of the way the CLANG (!) would reverberate through the entire ship. He was a loader and the shells were about as tall as him.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 03:42 PM (hVdx9)

429 Ron was always a huge fan of the Washington Steamer.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 03:42 PM (Dwehj)

430 wow.... and even a Cat Woman thread.... becomes anti Trump comments...

Yup.... TDS...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2016 08:38 PM (f7rv6)


Nope, just recognition of reality.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:43 PM (NPofj)

431 So who's going to see Pride+Prejudice+Zombies ? Mrs. Eez just saw the trailer and wants to see it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 03:43 PM (Z8DIA)

432 Jeez. The _San Francisco_ really got the worst of it at one point. Soaked up multiple broadsides from an IJN pocket battleship, entire bridge crew dead, no engine power, no steerage way, rudder jammed even if they had that, entire top works aflame, came within a few minutes of outright sinking. As I recall it took the shipyard most of a year (working under continuous-shift wartime crash program conditions) to get her seaworthy again. **** His first name was Horrace.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 03:44 PM (hVdx9)

433 Gutfeld apparently had Ron Jeremy on Red Eye back in the early days. Either had him on or tried to. On air, Gutfeld has said Jeremy was a dick and had B.O terribly, stinking up the place.

   The guy has to be some piece of work to tick off Gutfeld like that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 03:45 PM (dvuhZ)

434 okay.. I am watching BOR (shudder) and he has Rubio on. WTF is going on with his hair???

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 03:45 PM (CNHr1)

435 Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:43 PM (NPofj) We get it. Believe it we get it. You don't like Trump. You got anything else or you just going to keep telling us how much you don't like him?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 03:45 PM (WVsWD)

436 Ohhh Relax It's not like she is more expensive than our normal snowflakes... We only pay her 30k$ a year for her fantasies . You are paying a list more for your "50 shades of black" professos... Oldd69 (A Norwegian paying more than, 70% taxes)

Posted by: Trondjar at January 29, 2016 03:45 PM (IvWMs)

437 When science explained away much that was supernatural, people tended to move away from fearing things like demons or vampires, and gravitated more towards alien abductions. The problem here is, we still don't have a good handle on what consciousness actually is, so people can say things like, "I was a cat in my former life, but my soul attached itself to a human body by mistake", and you can't refute them directly. If we ever solve the hard problem of consciousness, this particular form of nuttiness will become as unthinkable as the idea that Thor causes thunder storms. Of course tben it may just adopt another form.

Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 03:45 PM (b2qGx)

438 So who's going to see Pride+Prejudice+Zombies ?

Mrs. Eez just saw the trailer and wants to see it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez


I'd much rather see The Finest Hours.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 03:46 PM (W0RfD)

439 Supposedly Ron Jeremy, before he became fat and nasty, was what women really wanted back in the day according to his father. He was in PlayGirl and that is when his fame "really exploded".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 03:47 PM (hVdx9)

440 That's the "lie in wait and then suddenly pounce" technique, which several predators have.

Ambush predators.  Lots of sea creatures do this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2016 03:47 PM (B8JRQ)

441
We get it. Believe it we get it. You don't like Trump.

You got anything else or you just going to keep telling us how much you don't like him?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (WVsWD)



Are you suddenly claiming Trump is not a dick? I thought that was one of the things you liked best about him.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:47 PM (NPofj)

442 She's a furry? There are people who think they're the reincarnation of relatively recent anime characters that they inevitably don't understand the character of, so in the scheme of things, relatively benign.

Posted by: DaveM at January 29, 2016 03:49 PM (WFjXF)

443 Ambush predators. Lots of sea creatures do this. Posted by: BeckoningChasm **** And land creatures.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 29, 2016 03:49 PM (hVdx9)

444 He was in PlayGirl and that is when his fame "really exploded".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)



I thought Playgirl was more for te gheys than te wimmins.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:49 PM (NPofj)

445 Ambush predators. Lots of sea creatures do this. Posted by: BeckoningChasm **** Yes, land creatures too.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 03:50 PM (hVdx9)

446 432 Can you imagine the effect of seeing Hillary naked? Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:40 PM (dvuhZ) Don't DO that! Jeez!

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 03:50 PM (s5o+q)

447 I thought Playgirl was more for te gheys than te wimmins. Posted by: redbanzai **** I could not tell you. Although I was at a Tower Records years ago where two women were ogling pics in a PG.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 03:51 PM (hVdx9)

448 Sock off

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 03:51 PM (hVdx9)

449 375 Cat woman...Julie Newmar or Lee Meriweather? Eartha Kitt Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (YJmuy) --- Concur. See post 131.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 03:52 PM (jR7Wy)

450 I was a miserable, bitter cynic in a past life and my soul attached itself to the body of a miserable, bitter cynic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 03:54 PM (kpqmD)

451 Way late to the party but.....Free Catnip for all!!!!!!

Nobody has thought of the up for grabs humacat vote.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at January 29, 2016 03:54 PM (AhyHb)

452 This cat woman thing sounds legit.

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2016 03:56 PM (e3bId)

453 Ah that Norwegian woman is just a big pussy.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 29, 2016 03:56 PM (Sda6L)

454 You got anything else or you just going to keep telling us how much you don't like him? Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (WVsWD) I have friends on FB, or soon to be ex friends, who keep insisting on comparing Trump to Hitler. Now you don't like Trump fine with me. There is a lot to not like, but to compare him to Hitler enrages me to no end. I get real nasty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 03:56 PM (DUoqb)

455 Does the scent of her poo rival that of the rankest corners of hell? The smell of cat poo is the only odor that has ever woken me from sleep. I say we send the next barrel rider to investigate.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 03:56 PM (yxw0r)

456 One evening as the sun went down And the jungle fires were burning, Down the track came a hobo hiking, And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning I'm headed for a land that's far away Besides the crystal fountains So come with me, we'll go and see The Big Rock Candy Mountains

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 03:56 PM (rwI+c)

457 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, There's a land that's fair and bright, Where the handouts grow on bushes And you sleep out every night. Where the boxcars all are empty And the sun shines every day And the birds and the bees And the cigarette trees The lemonade springs Where the bluebird sings In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 03:57 PM (rwI+c)

458 Do fags like Trump?
Genuinely asking, since the one I knew died of AIDS.
Not that that would change my mind... I am pretty sure they like the others, especially Rubio, for obvious reasons, and the fat felcher from NJ, and Kasich promises them a future of glorious aliens, a Tendril in Evey Anus, and Jeb for the Closet Queens who, er, speak a petite Spanish.

Posted by: 'Wild Pete' Lands at January 29, 2016 08:55 PM (AniE6)


Um...wat?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 03:58 PM (NPofj)

459 Zombie, I'm late to this one & read first few comments. I thought you were joking about "other kin." I'm going to find something to eat. I forget I have things unless I look.

Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 03:58 PM (sj3Ax)

460 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains All the cops have wooden legs And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs The farmers' trees are full of fruit And the barns are full of hay Oh I'm bound to go Where there ain't no snow Where the rain don't fall The winds don't blow In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 03:58 PM (rwI+c)

461 'Wild Pete' I suspect you will die alone unloved and unremembered.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 03:59 PM (qUNWi)

462 And the cigarette trees Pay your taxes on those or we'll kill you.

Posted by: NYPD at January 29, 2016 03:59 PM (kpqmD)

463 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains You never change your socks And the little streams of alcohol Come trickling down the rocks The brakemen have to tip their hats And the railway bulls are blind There's a lake of stew And of whiskey too You can paddle all around it In a big canoe In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 03:59 PM (rwI+c)

464 I think she's playing a game because she hungers for attention.

Posted by: Katniss Everdeen at January 29, 2016 03:59 PM (b2qGx)

465 464 Do fags like Trump? Genuinely asking, since the one I knew died of AIDS. Not that that would change my mind... I am pretty sure they like the others, especially Rubio, for obvious reasons, and the fat felcher from NJ, and Kasich promises them a future of glorious aliens, a Tendril in Evey Anus, and Jeb for the Closet Queens who, er, speak a petite Spanish. Posted by: 'Wild Pete' Lands at January 29, 2016 08:55 PM (AniE6) Someone's got issues.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 03:59 PM (yxw0r)

466 In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, The jails are made of tin. And you can walk right out again, As soon as you are in. There ain't no short-handled shovels, No axes, saws nor picks, I'm bound to stay Where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk That invented work In the Big Rock Candy Mountains. .... I'll see you all this coming fall In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 03:59 PM (rwI+c)

467 Concur. See post 131.

*raises eyebrow*

Pics?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 04:00 PM (YJmuy)

468 Leftists wacked jobs are always doing so and so are just like Hitler. But anyone else should know better, so until someone commits genocide knock it off is what I would tell them.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 04:00 PM (hk3Fb)

469 I have friends on FB, or soon to be ex friends, who keep insisting on comparing Trump to Hitler. Now you don't like Trump fine with me. There is a lot to not like, but to compare him to Hitler enrages me to no end. I get real nasty But Trump said bad things about muslims, just like Hitler! Wait a minute.....

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 04:00 PM (7qAYi)

470 Pics? Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (YJmuy) ----- Per Anna Puma: http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 04:01 PM (jR7Wy)

471 Someone's got issues. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (yxw0r) Yeah that was a strange one...another reason to have a carry permit with people like that on the outside. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 04:01 PM (DUoqb)

472 Someone's got issues. Ja. He got honors for the year, beating out Palin Steele. Unhide all posts from (AniE6)

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 04:01 PM (rwI+c)

473 The only thing worst than a thread devolving into a discussion about crusty old porn stars is getting ads for taking climate action now with a love song to the earth. 

Maybe Ron J. can fuck Mama Gaia with his legendary BO.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 04:01 PM (BngQR)

474 NEW CLINTON E-MAILS JUST RELEASED.

CATHERINE HERRIDGE ON FOX RIGHT NOW.

FYI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:02 PM (FsuaD)

475 I don't know if fags like Trump but the gay people I know don't like him.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 04:02 PM (CNHr1)

476 The Big Rock Candy Mountains Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (rwI+c) Back in the day this song was about hobo raping....just saying.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 04:03 PM (ej1L0)

477 477 Pics? Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (YJmuy) ----- Per Anna Puma: http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/ Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 09:01 PM (jR7Wy) Oh my yes. Yes yes yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 04:03 PM (kpqmD)

478 Perhaps the collective unconscious contains fragments of animal psyches that became mixed in over the millennia.

Posted by: C G Jung at January 29, 2016 04:03 PM (b2qGx)

479 NGU, Just getting a bit tiresome. The more repetitive people are, the less willing I am to listen to their argument.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 04:04 PM (WVsWD)

480 Sorry to shout, but it's like a damned Zoomba class in here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:04 PM (FsuaD)

481 But...but... Trump wants to deny Syrians access to our country, and wants to send the illegal Mexicans back and/or stop more from coming.... Isn't that basically genocide in a roundabout way? (sarc)

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 04:04 PM (F5hTl)

482 457 Do fags like Trump? Kansas City Faggots?

Posted by: Slim Pickins at January 29, 2016 04:04 PM (7qAYi)

483 Per Anna Puma:
http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/


  Well played.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 04:04 PM (YJmuy)

484 Megyn AND Dana Perino in leather tonight.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 04:05 PM (EDYaR)

485 Isn't that basically genocide in a roundabout way?

Only if he has them spayed and/or neutered before sending them back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 04:05 PM (YJmuy)

486 Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:57 PM (rwI+c)


In the Big Rock Candy mountain


You never change your socks


And the little streams of alcohol


Come trickling through the rocks


The brakemen have to tip their hats


And the railroad bulls are blind


There's a lake of stew


And of whiskey too


You can paddle all around them in a big canoe


In the Big Rock Candy mountain.



Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 04:05 PM (NPofj)

487 Only if he has them spayed and/or neutered before sending them back. Newsletter?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 04:06 PM (rwI+c)

488 I'm actually beginning to believe the Hildebeast may be indicted.

Oh, please, please, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:06 PM (FsuaD)

489 Sooth!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 04:06 PM (rwI+c)

490 Jesus Christ.. I'm outta here.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 04:06 PM (CNHr1)

491 Just getting a bit tiresome. The more repetitive people are, the less willing I am to listen to their argument. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (WVsWD) Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 04:07 PM (DUoqb)

492 I'd carry a sprayer filled with water if I was near her.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 29, 2016 04:07 PM (OvUux)

493 Sorry for feeding the troll. My bad.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 04:07 PM (yxw0r)

494 I'm sorry.... this may be anti-feminist of me, but I hate Megyn's hair.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 04:07 PM (F5hTl)

495 490 Jesus Christ.. I'm outta here.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (CNHr1)



Me too.  I just dropped back in to let the horde know the Clinton e-mails have just been released.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:08 PM (FsuaD)

496 Robert Zimmerman is one oily, slimy reptile, ain't he?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 04:08 PM (dvuhZ)

497 Good G-D a clinton kiss on Fox lying his ignorant ass off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 04:08 PM (DUoqb)

498 You know, I haven't read Mein Kampf or, I admit, The Art of the Deal, but i would wager that there are significant . . . um . . . thematic differences between the two works. Just guessing, of course. Call it a wild guess.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 04:09 PM (s5o+q)

499 I like aesthetics. They kill pain and you can get high on some of them.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2016 04:09 PM (EWg9n)

500 Robert Zimmerman is one oily, slimy reptile, ain't he? Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (dvuhZ) I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 04:09 PM (DUoqb)

501 I'm actually beginning to believe the Hildebeast may be indicted.

Oh, please, please, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


I think it depends on whether or not Hill chooses Oblamo's prefered VP candidate or not.

Yes, I think Oblamo is that narcissistic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 04:09 PM (W0RfD)

502 497 Good G-D a clinton kiss on Fox lying his ignorant ass off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (DUoqb)



Yes.  He's quite the douche.  He'll say anything to protect his Precious. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:10 PM (FsuaD)

503 465 Zombie,
I'm late to this one & read first few comments.
I thought you were joking about "other kin."

I'm going to find something to eat. I forget I have things unless I look.

Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 08:58 PM (sj3Ax)



I wish Zombie was joking.  This stuff is what the transgender bullshit is opening the door for.  Many years ago, I had a girlfriend who decided she was one, then decided she was actually a vampire and joined a cult.  It's an absolutely dangerous form of mental rot that basically replaces somebody's reality with a fantasy impenetrable to reason, and they see everything through the lens of it.



The transgenders push the idea that a soul can be born into the wrong body, and the otherkin are what happens when people who want to be the most special of the special snowflakes get a hold of it.  They're like "well, why limit it to the human range?  I'm a dragon!"



Because species is just a social construct, or something.  And this is what happened because our ancestors didn't let the stupid people get eaten by leopards.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 04:10 PM (HalrA)

504 NR put the case well, her minions took off the markings by stealing the info and sent them on a system owned by Hildabeast. Leftists are running around with their fingers in their ears yelling LA LA LA LA

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 04:11 PM (hk3Fb)

505 You know, I haven't read Mein Kampf or, I admit, The Art of the Deal, but i would wager that there are significant . . . um . . . thematic differences between the two works.

Just guessing, of course. Call it a wild guess.

Posted by: filbert


Heh. Damn near perfect parody.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 04:11 PM (W0RfD)

506 We were always here, my friends! We were just afraid of persecution and mockery from bigots like you. But now, we are finally able to come out from beneath the sofa.

Posted by: Norwegian transcat at January 29, 2016 04:12 PM (b2qGx)

507 Grump, you beat me to my favorite verse of that:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 04:12 PM (NPofj)

508 Megyn AND Dana Perino in leather tonight.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 09:05 PM (EDYaR)


Dayum, I may have to break a rule and watch Faux again, just for the science, IYKWIMAITYD!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 04:12 PM (wYnyS)

509 This e-mail shit goes straight back to Obama.  I'd bet on it.

Remember when the secret service didn't want him to use his Blackberry, and he refused?

The fish rots from the head down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:12 PM (FsuaD)

510 I won't believe Hillary gets indicted until I see it. I fear it's all smoke, and some time around the Democrat convention, we'll hear that the FBI has exonerated her. She did nothing wrong, nothing at all. Clintons win again.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 04:13 PM (dvuhZ)

511 Very well said, Ace...I think the awakening is going to be very harsh.

Posted by: CanaDave at January 29, 2016 04:14 PM (lp/eS)

512 Catherine Herridge is doing God's work.

Hope she has a remote starter for her car, and avoids parking in dark places.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

513 "476 I have friends on FB, or soon to be ex friends, who keep insisting on comparing Trump to Hitler. Now you don't like Trump fine with me. There is a lot to not like, but to compare him to Hitler enrages me to no end. I get real nasty

But Trump said bad things about muslims, just like Hitler!
Wait a minute.....

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (7qAYi)"



Hitler actually liked Muslims more than Christians.  Hitler thought Christianity made people weak and soft with its teachings about mercy and forgiveness.  He encouraged Muslim violence against the British in Egypt and Palestine and against Jews in Palestine.  The Third Reich translated "Mein Kampf" into Arabic and worked to get it circulated widely.  The 1940s Nazi propaganda had a profound influence on the Baath political movement and on various other Muslim political movements like the Muslim Brotherhood.



And besides, Donald Trump is not a vegetarian.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 04:14 PM (QHgTq)

514 I'm actually beginning to believe the Hildebeast may be indicted.

Oh, please, please, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (FsuaD)


I am hoping too. I am just not going to hold my breath.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 04:15 PM (NPofj)

515 "Miau," sing two cats in Rossini's "Duetto Buffo di Due Gatti." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3nIScO592Y

Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 29, 2016 04:15 PM (yjhOG)

516 "This e-mail shit goes straight back to Obama. I'd bet on it." Correct me if I am wrong but there were 18 emails between the two that were not released. Executive privilege.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 04:15 PM (WVsWD)

517 Oh yeah A mystery sniper is assassinating ISIS leaders in Libya http://preview.tinyurl.com/jo63ewj

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 04:15 PM (hVdx9)

518 @511 There's been an awakening. Have you felt it? I'm such a nerd.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 04:16 PM (F5hTl)

519 I am a rutabaga trapped in a Horta's body. A tranbega, if you will. if you try and eat me, I'll burn your face off.

Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 04:16 PM (qul7b)

520 The suspended University of Missouri assistant professor who was charged with assault linked to a November run-in with two student journalists during campus protests reached a deal Friday with prosecutors, getting community service but no jail time or fines if she stays out of trouble for a year. Columbia city prosecutor Steve Richey said he decided to forgo pursuing the misdemeanor assault case against assistant communications professor Melissa Click, who he said has pledged no further illegal behavior for a year and to complete 20 hours of community service.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 04:17 PM (DUoqb)

521 Remember when the secret service didn't want him to use his Blackberry, and he refused? Yes, I remember at the time ascribing it to his ignorance & incompetence. We were so innocent then.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 04:17 PM (7qAYi)

522 Jeez. The _San Francisco_ really got the worst of it at one point. Soaked up multiple broadsides from an IJN pocket battleship, entire bridge crew dead, no engine power, no steerage way, rudder jammed even if they had that, entire top works aflame, came within a few minutes of outright sinking. IOW, the opening scene of many a fine Star Trek fanfic. Including JJ Abrams'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 04:17 PM (6FqZa)

523 There's been an awakening. In my pants

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 04:17 PM (cXiMR)

524 I'm such a nerd.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 09:16 PM (F5hTl)



Nerds are awesome.  Own it and be proud.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 04:17 PM (HalrA)

525 I've never had a rutabaga.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 04:18 PM (qUNWi)

526 he said has pledged no further illegal behavior for a year LOL.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 04:18 PM (6FqZa)

527 509 This e-mail shit goes straight back to Obama. I'd bet on it. Remember when the secret service didn't want him to use his Blackberry, and he refused? The fish rots from the head down. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:12 PM (FsuaD) I pointed out in another thread, that--at least according to the letter of the law--anyone who sent classified information to Hillary's server is guilty of a federal felony. It doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if it was classified information, it doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if Hillary's server was secure or not. If the President sent an e-mail containing classified information to Hillary's server, he committed a felony.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 04:18 PM (s5o+q)

528 AOSHQ pumps nerdblood.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 04:19 PM (qUNWi)

529 509 This e-mail shit goes straight back to Obama. I'd bet on it. Jane, pretty sure the dirty little not-so-secret is that EVERYBODY is doing it, and has been for a while. Remember "Richard Windsor", who was actually EPA chief Lisa Jackson and Lois Lerner's use of at least two private emails. This is an administration wide issue.

Posted by: random lurker at January 29, 2016 04:19 PM (+tRIN)

530 427 Can you imagine the effect of seeing Hillary naked? Every Yalie from her generation, male or female, got photographed starkers, for a clinical study of the spine or something. Of course back then as well, she was the death of boners. She looked like Tilda Swinton in Snowpiercer. In the 80s and 90s she was attractive, as long as she didn't give a laugh that hints that her volcano lair is finally operational.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 04:19 PM (VdICR)

531 I pointed out in another thread, that--at least according to the letter of the law--anyone who sent classified information to Hillary's server is guilty of a federal felony. It doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if it was classified information, it doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if Hillary's server was secure or not. If the President sent an e-mail containing classified information to Hillary's server, he committed a felony. Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:18 PM (s5o+q) It's kinda like child porn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 04:19 PM (DUoqb)

532 And besides, Donald Trump is not a vegetarian.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (QHgTq)



There seems to be a high correlation between vegetarianism and the desire to control others...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 04:19 PM (HalrA)

533 Robert Zimmerman is one oily, slimy reptile, ain't he? Say what?

Posted by: Elston Gunn at January 29, 2016 04:20 PM (sdi6R)

534 TFG committing felonies. He will pardon cankles & cankles will pardon him. What a bunch of criminals

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 04:20 PM (voOPb)

535
Correct me if I am wrong but there were 18 emails between the two that were not released. Executive privilege.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:15 PM (WVsWD)



You're right.  And we'd all love to know what's in them.



"Hillary, thanks for letting me get some rest before heading off to Vegas.  Sorry for that nasty business in Benghazi. 


Thanks, later, bye.


Barack"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:20 PM (FsuaD)

536 "I've never had a rutabaga. " Me either. What the Hell are they anyways?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 04:21 PM (tv9zS)

537 I hope that sniper is a Kurdish girl, with a nice rack and some of those saucy henna tats.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 04:21 PM (cXiMR)

538 I'm the Vice President of the Eastern Seaboard. Now I am the Eastern Seaboard! Wow, what a view!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 04:21 PM (7qAYi)

539 Hitler actually liked Muslims more than Christians. Hitler thought Christianity made people weak and soft with its teachings about mercy and forgiveness. He encouraged Muslim violence against the British in Egypt and Palestine and against Jews in Palestine. The Third Reich translated "Mein Kampf" into Arabic and worked to get it circulated widely. The 1940s Nazi propaganda had a profound influence on the Baath political movement and on various other Muslim political movements like the Muslim Brotherhood.

And besides, Donald Trump is not a vegetarian.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (QHgTq)


True story, Christopher Hitchens got the crap beat out of him in Beirut for defacing a local Nazi party poster. Hitler and the muslims were as thick as thieves to the point where Mein Kampf is still one of the hottest selling books in the middle east.


Handy that Germany is allowing the publication of that book again just in time for their invited murderers.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 04:21 PM (NPofj)

540 If Hillary skates, as I expect, we will have official confirmation of our rotten banana republic status.

Be sure to thank the voting citizens (live, dead, legal, illegal, and multiple) that made this possible by re-electing Obama, with special thanks to the GOP Establishment for their valiant stand against the embedded corruption of the Obama administration.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at January 29, 2016 04:21 PM (wYnyS)

541 There seems to be a high correlation between vegetarianism and the desire to control others... Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party **** I remember meeting one vegetarian in particular. She made it as point to ask every new person she met if they were a vegetarian. It seems she loved the feeling of superiority she got when they said no.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 04:21 PM (hVdx9)

542 When children "pretend" to be dinosaurs or cowboys, I believe that their innocent, receptive souls are actually allowing the ancient spirits of real dinosaurs and cowboys momentarily possess them. But in my case my soul just *is* 100% cat.

Posted by: Norwegian transcat at January 29, 2016 04:22 PM (b2qGx)

543 Obama email #18: "This email contains a classified attachment -- now I own your ass."

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 04:22 PM (cXiMR)

544 The punk rolled up his big blue eyes And said to the jocker, "Sandy,I've hiked and hiked and wandered too, But I ain't seen any candy. I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore And I'll be damned if I hike any more To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore In the Big Rock Candy Mountain. In the released version this verse did not appear. The real last verse from 1890 or some such.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 04:23 PM (ej1L0)

545 20 hours of community service? Hell I could do that standing on one leg with an arm tied behind my back.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 04:23 PM (voOPb)

546 *parachutes into thread* Is there another Robert Zimmerman or are you morons slagging on Bobby Dylan?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2016 04:23 PM (1xUj/)

547 Ricardo...all I know about rutabagas is Bugs Bunny. It's like that's the only place they ever existed.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 04:24 PM (qUNWi)

548 New lemon pr0n up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at January 29, 2016 04:24 PM (W0RfD)

549 My idiot leftist brother is a vegetarian. He refuses to even be in the presence of meat.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 04:24 PM (7qAYi)

550 The Robert Zimmerman I mentioned is a Dem operative. Google "Robert Zimmerman Democrat" and you'll get his picture. Megyn just had him on to defend Hillary. He's one slimy reptile.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 04:25 PM (dvuhZ)

551 "I've never had a rutabaga. "



Me either. What the Hell are they anyways?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tv9zS)

==========================================



Swedish turnip.  Orange-ish in color inside .  Hard as heck to peel.

Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 29, 2016 04:25 PM (dFi94)

552 I remember meeting one vegetarian in particular. She made it as point to ask every new person she met if they were a vegetarian.
It seems she loved the feeling of superiority she got when they said no.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (hVdx9)



Our son has a biology professor this semester he loves.  He makes it a point to tear apart every point the vegetarian and vegan students in his class make.  I wonder how long he'll last?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 04:25 PM (FsuaD)

553 The Hitler comparisons are fine with me, since both Hitler and Trump were/are populists in a way, and since I'm not a democracy fanboi. Well, not "fine" exactly; but I can just roll my eyes at that and move on. What I don't like are the OH GOTCHA comments, like "look what that chick on his payroll posts on Twitter" or "Trump hates veterans". They're not posted because the poster gives a shit about George Zimmerman or about veteran street vendors. They're posted because the poster thinks that the target audience cares. They're trolls, "making their enemies live up to their own book of rules" fi sabil Alinsky - and that's all they are.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 04:26 PM (6FqZa)

554 I wondered the beginning of the week if all the Hitler books sold if Muzzies are the ones buying.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 04:27 PM (hk3Fb)

555 >>> In the 80s and 90s she was attractive, as long as she didn't give a laugh that hints that her volcano lair is finally operational.<<<

This critical lack of judgment must have been when you were drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels every night.  

Whiskey dick can sometimes save you from yourself.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 04:29 PM (BngQR)

556 Our son has a biology professor this semester he loves. He makes it a point to tear apart every point the vegetarian and vegan students in his class make. I wonder how long he'll last?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (FsuaD)


My son always told his vegetarian acquaintances in high school that he was a card carrying carnivore.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 04:29 PM (NPofj)

557 I wondered the beginning of the week if all the Hitler books sold if Muzzies are the ones buying.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (hk3Fb)


Very, very likely.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 04:31 PM (NPofj)

558 @550 anyone who would defend Hillary would have to be a slippery reptile. All the way back to Watergate Hearings & cattle futures deal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 04:34 PM (voOPb)

559 553 The Hitler comparisons are fine with me, since both Hitler and Trump were/are populists in a way, and since I'm not a democracy fanboy. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (6FqZa) They are both carbon-based life forms, too. I've been informed that carbon is evil so it all makes sense.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 04:34 PM (jV8Mq)

560 BTW, Ace felt it necessary to tweak his last post. I've not yet formulated an appropriate Twatter hashtag to protest this move. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=361274#c24760298

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 04:36 PM (jV8Mq)

561 "549 My idiot leftist brother is a vegetarian. He refuses to even be in the presence of meat.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (7qAYi)"




What other characteristics does he share with Hitler?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 04:56 PM (QHgTq)

562 r/K Selection Theory, by Anonymous Conservative.

Posted by: GuardAmerican at January 29, 2016 05:35 PM (GBnWt)

563 In one night the Krell civilization tore itself apart.

Posted by: fgun at January 29, 2016 05:53 PM (xvk6q)

564 The Horde seems to be slipping a bit. Over 560 comments, and no one mentioned the most important part: she's a ginger. No soul, and all that.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at January 29, 2016 08:16 PM (dPs16)

565 She's no cat. But I bet she'd welcome a good wormin' !

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at January 30, 2016 03:02 AM (RK1ZH)

566 18. Well you have a point, don't you. Things are bad but they can get oh so much worse. Orders of magnitude worse. Indeed things aren't bad enough yet that the survival instinct awakens the stupid. We are actually summoning, so to speak, those times by not collectively waking up on our own. It a function of collective stupidity.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2016 04:00 AM (BTnAK)

567 I've said the same thing in many fora: The current state of society is unnatural; it simply cannot survive much longer.

Posted by: Lurker at January 30, 2016 04:36 AM (ula6L)

568 The Krell were amateurs. My id monster could take out society in fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Lurker at January 30, 2016 04:38 AM (ula6L)

569 I imagine a day when The American sits, still mesmerized by their TV, apathetic as their Government Betters painlessly remove The American's limbs for some higher purpose furthering progress. Just leave me one arm with which to work the remote control, play Candy Crush on my "smart" phone, shovel highly processed poison in the form of junk food into my face, and pull the lever for Democrats!

Posted by: FishingWithFredo at January 30, 2016 06:22 AM (owSjm)

570 I didn't know they had HuffPo readers in Norway.

Posted by: Cowboy at January 30, 2016 01:32 PM (0VO5Q)

571 Cultural Conservatives tried to warn the libertines that acceptance of homosexuality would lead to this avalanche of debauchery. You can't say you weren't warned, Ace.

Posted by: Lee at January 31, 2016 08:56 AM (rrTgn)

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