February 27, 2018

Newsweek Wants to Know If You Have a Couch It Can Crash On Until It Figures Some Stuff Out
— Ace

It'll be able to afford its own place again once it finishes up workshopping its new one-act play about Trump's Amerikkka.

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1 st

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 03:54 PM (rkGhg)

2 Not first!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2018 03:54 PM (tr2D7)

3 Next

Posted by: [/i] [/u] [/s] [/b]An Observation at February 27, 2018 03:54 PM (NwwIL)

4 Maybe if they printed stuff people wanted to read.

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 03:54 PM (rkGhg)

5 Meh, HotAir.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 27, 2018 03:54 PM (T71PA)

6 First and I read the content. Yes, I am just that good.

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 03:55 PM (rkGhg)

7 Maybe they can strike a deal with AOL and MySpace for some sort of marketing collaboration.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 03:55 PM (6nRrz)

8 More news, less agit-prop is beyond Newsweeks capabilities.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 03:55 PM (hyuyC)

9 Maybe Rachel Maddow or Steven Colbert can help out?

Posted by: shibumi at February 27, 2018 03:56 PM (LnuTG)

10 The red text is intimidating.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 03:56 PM (Sfs6o)

11 7. They need compuserve onboard, or they're doomed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 03:56 PM (fA1SL)

12 So whoever paid $1 for Newsweek got robbed?

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 03:56 PM (sdi6R)

13 Watch out for midnight tiptoe though, ladies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 03:56 PM (cfHE9)

14 What's wrong with a rusty van down by the river? Bob Braun likes his just fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 03:56 PM (Dbv1R)

15 Sad!

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (SkuXa)

16 Anybody get the others?

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (q177U)

17 No, Newsweek will steal my stuff to get high.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (EjBKb)

18 Braundo.  It's what plants crave.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [/i] [ at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (ks6bw)

19 How much they want for it?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (HScFq)

20 Poster Child for Get Woke Go Broke.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (lKs2v)

21 Newsweek Is Unable To Pay Its Bills, Faces Eviction bwahahahahahaha (catches breath) hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (SiINZ)

22
Any hot chicks at newsweak?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (r+sAi)

23 Good. They should ban all magazines over 10 pages.

Posted by: walzenkopfige Dame at February 27, 2018 03:57 PM (UdKB7)

24 12 So whoever paid $1 for Newsweek got robbed? Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R) Ya think? I thought it seemed like a good investment. I can turn it around.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)

25 Are we getting a tax credit or anything for entertaining this Bob Braun retard?

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2018 03:58 PM (Sfs6o)

26 Moar actors going out of business. Infamous.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 03:58 PM (96C7R)

27 I'm watching something on Netflix about the Nazi inner circle. Okay but where's the documentaries about Stalin and Mao?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 03:58 PM (nBr1j)

28 Vinyl made a comeback, film cameras are making a comeback - there's hope yet!

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 03:58 PM (ANIFC)

29 26. Tard wrangling is its own reward.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

30 They should pitch a tent by the river and beg for some subway tokens.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at February 27, 2018 03:59 PM (49nKz)

31 If only there was money in watching tentacle porn.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 03:59 PM (nBr1j)

32 The real news is the pedo tentacle porn guy harassing Nick from Diversity & Comics.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 03:59 PM (96C7R)

33 24 Good. They should ban all magazines over 10 pages. Posted by: walzenkopfige Dame at February 27, 2018 08:57 PM (UdKB7) Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 03:59 PM (sdi6R)

34 Maybe the landlord colluded with the Russians to give them the boot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 03:59 PM (SiINZ)

35 Winning never becomes tiresome. #MAGA

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 03:59 PM (rkGhg)

36 7 Maybe they can strike a deal with AOL and MySpace for some sort of marketing collaboration. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 08:55 PM (6nRrz) They could advertise on Air America, and solicit the endorsement of the Coffee Party.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:00 PM (pVGtq)

37 28 I'm watching something on Netflix about the Nazi inner circle. Okay but where's the documentaries about Stalin and Mao? Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (nBr1j) === Their uniforms weren't snazzy enough for TV.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 04:00 PM (EZebt)

38 Ludwig's Newsweek Restructuring Plan: 1. Tits 2. Real journalism, maybe make Sheryl Attkisson Editor 3. More Tits

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 04:00 PM (HScFq)

39 To be fair, you could add boobies to Newsweek and turn it around.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:00 PM (96C7R)

40 Newsweak is auditioning for the role of Floyd in the True Romance reboot so dont sweat it.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 27, 2018 04:00 PM (Xbys0)

41 Holy shit

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 27, 2018 04:00 PM (OcU5E)

42 They need to migrate to a new server.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (IqV8l)

43 Any hot chicks at newsweak? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2018 08:57 PM (r+sAi) You mean born as chicks, or identify as them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (pVGtq)

44 In election news tonight, where Dems once again are clobbering the GOP and flipping seats.... @StratfordStar 28m28 minutes ago It's a final in #Stratford. Democrat Phil Young wins the 120th District state representative race over Republican Bill Cabral 1,614 to 1562. Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ 1h1 hour ago More And Spagnuolo (D) WINS #Belknap3 968-841

Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (blNeQ)

45 The company has been laying off staff last week and this week and, according to sources who spoke to the Beast, editors were told more layoffs were imminent. They can go work for Yahoo since that shithole site is always running Newsweak garbage

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (SiINZ)

46 Air America. Hah....I remember that.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (+lOpA)

47 39 Ludwig's Newsweek Restructuring Plan: 1. Tits 2. Real journalism, maybe make Sheryl Attkisson Editor 3. More Tits Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 09:00 PM (HScFq) Too complicated. Let's just have Sheryl's tits

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (ANIFC)

48 Bob Braun reads Newsweek.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (6nRrz)

49 Couldn't have happened to a nicer...nope, can't do it with a straight face. Suck it Newsweek, you worthless left-wing rag!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:01 PM (NWiLs)

50 Okay but where's the documentaries about Stalin and Mao?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (nBr1j)

---

I recorded one on Stalin on some actual history channel a couple of days ago.  I think it was three separate programs in the series, but they were all played back to back.  I only watched the first 15 minutes of the first one before I had to turn it off because the kids came into the room and they had some fairly disturbing scenes of hangings and executions.

It was very disturbing to hear almost word-for-word modern social justice type things as Stalin's driving wheel.

I'll look up the title.  What I saw I enjoyed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [/i] [ at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (ks6bw)

51 29 Vinyl made a comeback, film cameras are making a comeback - there's hope yet! Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (ANIFC) Eight track tapes will rule again!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (pVGtq)

52 30 26. Tard wrangling is its own reward. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (fA1SL) Hey! No it isn't! Everytime I walk my dog... OHHHHHH! You said 'tard' wrangling. Nevermind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (cfHE9)

53 To be fair, you could add boobies to Newsweek and turn it around.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 09:00 PM (96C7R)


If you grafted the boobies onto its back, you wouldn't have to turn it around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (Dbv1R)

54 Heard they hired David Hogg as managing editor!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (5OEn4)

55 Pro tip for Newsweek: Fire every writer. All of them. When interviewing the new set of writers, ask them why they became a journalist. If you hear any variant of, "I want to give a voice to my people," or, "I want to change the world," immediately end the interview and tell them to never return on penalty of being shot on sight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (KXVP7)

56 49 Bob Braun reads jacks off to Newsweek. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:01 PM (6nRrz) FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

57 Has Nelson Munz chimed in yet?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (Gs5TH)

58 osted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 09:01 PM (blNeQ) And you are still a fag.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (96C7R)

59 Mao? Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (nBr1j) === Their uniforms weren't snazzy enough for TV. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2018 09:00 PM (EZebt) The only difference between Mao and the Beast is that her hair color was lighter. Plus she had the blood of only a dozen or so people on her nasty booger hooks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:02 PM (IMacf)

60 Again, it would take a heart of stone...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (O5Q3r)

61 I recorded one on Stalin on some actual history channel a couple of days ago. I think it was three separate programs in the series, but they were all played back to back. I only watched the first 15 minutes of the first one before I had to turn it off because the kids came into the room and they had some fairly disturbing scenes of hangings and executions. It was very disturbing to hear almost word-for-word modern social justice type things as Stalin's driving wheel. I'll look up the title. What I saw I enjoyed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 09:02 PM (ks6bw)[/i] Sounds interesting. Do post it, if/when you find out the title.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (pVGtq)

62 OMG!! A special election for a PA state house seat was won by a Dem. That's it folks. It's over. Trump is finished. Might as well just resign now. LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (6nRrz)

63 49: bullshit! bob braun can't read above first grade level.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

64 Didn't NW have their servers confiscated or something? Rough year.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (+lOpA)

65 Sorry folks. I am in a very bad mood tonight. Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (IMacf)

66 If you grafted the boobies onto its back, you wouldn't have to turn it around. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:02 PM (Dbv1R) Al Bundy's ideal woman has three breasts - two up front, and one on the back for when you're dancing with her.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (ANIFC)

67 i'm way too good for you

Posted by: concrete girl's leather couch at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (SJBL7)

68 Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 09:02 PM (ks6bw) All of which are Trump's and Reagan's fault, respectively.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:03 PM (NWiLs)

69 "...editor Gersh Kuntzman...was fired Friday." I bet he was a really popular guy in school.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:04 PM (398bZ)

70 Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 09:01 PM (blNeQ) Dude ... I just got some results straight off the wire ... ... Give a Fuck about what the Ballot Box or Court House says regarding Guns at the ScoggHouse ... Give a Fuck - 0 No Fucks to Give - 1 Damn - that's a landslide if I ever saw one ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:04 PM (fiGNd)

71 Holy crap, a (D) beat an (R) in a state level representative race?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [/i] [ at February 27, 2018 04:04 PM (ks6bw)

72 Maybe Newsweek could go to the "all BBS" format.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:04 PM (pVGtq)

73 There's a new thing on the streets. They take a human centipede and turn it into an ourobouros. Kids call it a Bob Braun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)

74 >>>The real news is the pedo tentacle porn guy harassing Nick from Diversity & Comics. I haven't watched Diversity in Comics in a while, whats the scoop?

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (q177U)

75 It was very disturbing to hear almost word-for-word modern social justice type things as Stalin's driving wheel. I'll look up the title. What I saw I enjoyed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 09:02 PM (ks6bw) Red Empire (which I last saw on Youtube) was quite good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (cfHE9)

76 Bob enjoys knotting.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (96C7R)

77 The only difference between Mao and the Beast is that her hair color was lighter. Plus she had the blood of only a dozen or so people on her nasty booger hooks. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 09:02 PM (IMac The beast does like those Mao suits.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (nBr1j)

78 Okay, I'm going to have a look at the DVR to find the title.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [/i] [ at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (ks6bw)

79 72 Holy crap, a (D) beat an (R) in a state level representative race? Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 09:04 PM (ks6bw)[/i] Shit, guys, we're done. We might as well accept our Communist overlords now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (pVGtq)

80 Yo Bobby Brown: During your Deal Leader's rein of terror, 900 - yes 900 - Dems lost their seats in state houses/senates. Since the 2016 election, your side has won 39 of those back. 900 vs 39 Now you may resume your regularly scheduled troll.....

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (6nRrz)

81 How do you get $300k behind in rentals $300k behind in your utilities? Pretty sure I would get a visit long before that point.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (0vY1N)

82 54 To be fair, you could add boobies to Newsweek and turn it around.

Or go the Playboy route and add a Tranny centerfold.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (nisXv)

83 Give a Fuck - 0 No Fucks to Give - 1 Damn - that's a landslide if I ever saw one ... Posted by: ScoggDog Nate Silver still gives Give a Fuck a 98% chance of winning.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 04:05 PM (HScFq)

84 So the dems are jerking it over state legislative races? lol That's a referendum on Trump if there ever was one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2018 04:06 PM (Dp6qK)

85 OK, I got Willowed so I'm going to repost this just because I think it's funny. Sgt. York. Has to be. - I'm reading Another Town, Another River by John Irvin, his recollections of being an 18 year old virgin being assigned to an M4 Sherman tank driving into Nazi Germany. On his first day his tank just needs to follow a column of tanks to the jump off point. They got lost and after wandering around in the dark they find a town full of tanks and they think they're home free. He gets out of the tank to report in and finds a house that looks like an HQ but just as he's ready to walk in he notices the officers are speaking German. He beats it back to his tank but one Kraut has followed. The Kraut tells him to relax, they're out of gas, out of ammo, and out of food they just want to surrender. He tells the Kraut that he's lost and the Kraut tells him no problem, they know where his unit is. So he leads, well, actually follows, 100 Kraut prisoners into his tank park and he's thinking, "Damn, I'm Alvin York!" His captain isn't happy, though. The captain tells that they knew about the Krauts and were trying to bypass them because they're not equipped to handle prisoners. The captain tells him to go "take care" of them. He's like "What!!!!!" But then some MPs came and escorted the Krauts to the rear. I guess the captain had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

86 72 Holy crap, a (D) beat an (R) in a state level representative race? Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 09:04 PM (ks6bw) And in Connecticut, of all places. Doesn't that just beat all?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

87 Kind of unfair to MySpace as the site is still active and seems to have found its niche (indie bands).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 04:06 PM (I8gtY)

88 Didn't they get raided a while ago ? I forget for what. Probably awful content.

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 04:06 PM (OcU5E)

89 69 Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [ at February 27, 2018 09:02 PM (ks6bw) All of which are Trump's and Reagan's fault, respectively. Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 09:03 PM (NWiLs)[/i] Huge loss to the hairdressing and interior decorating industries.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:07 PM (pVGtq)

90 89 Didn't they get raided a while ago ? I forget for what. Probably awful content. Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 09:06 PM (OcU5E) They were doing something illegal with advertising, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:07 PM (cfHE9)

91 So this David Hogg fellow won't go back to school until guns are banned totes in the USA. He's over half-way through his senior year. Will he get his GED instead? Hard to find a job without an edumacation.

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 04:07 PM (rkGhg)

92 Yo Bobby Brown, some info for you pal: "The race in House District 120 was a result of a vacancy when former State Rep. Laura Hoydick, a Republican, resigned after becoming mayor of Stratford. It pitted Young against Republican Bill Cabral, both of whom were former Town Council members. In the 2016 presidential election, the district voted for Hillary Clinton by a small margin 49-47" BREAKING NEWS: A district that voted for Hillary in 2016, voted for a Dem in 2018. Conclusion: Trump is finished

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:07 PM (6nRrz)

93 49: bullshit! bob braun can't read above first grade level. Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU) That's true, but Newsweak isn't even at that level of writing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 04:07 PM (SiINZ)

94 Extra,Extra, Read all about it! But not in Newsweek!

Posted by: Kid at February 27, 2018 04:08 PM (djCea)

95 There's one of those professors commenting on this Nazi documentary who doesn't open his mouth when talking.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:08 PM (nBr1j)

96 saw that Cuomo said "hey delta, why not New York?" and Ben Simmons be all like "lets fucking have the civil war already" but you know, delta probably fled a blue state because of over regulation and taxation. If not delta, there are a dozen real life examples of that happening. sucks to be you.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 04:08 PM (V3U1L)

97 Well......... bye

Posted by: Powers Boothe at February 27, 2018 04:08 PM (eP/lw)

98 Apocalypse: Stalin

There's one on Hitler, too.

Looks like the full Stalin is on the youtubes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugeUGnxvm_U

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [/i at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (ks6bw)

99 Maybe Hogg boy should hold his breath until he gets what he wants.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (nBr1j)

100 63 OMG!! A special election for a PA state house seat was won by a Dem. That's it folks. It's over. Trump is finished. Might as well just resign now. LOL Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:03 PM (6nRrz) It was actually in New Hampshire, where you they don't have many voter ID laws. It's very possible to drive there from Boston or Brattleboro and vote in one of their elections, no questions asked. The Race for PA-18 is next week. Be sure to vote for Saccone to help keep trolls off the blog.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (Qy9+s)

101 So this David Hogg fellow won't go back to school until guns are banned totes in the USA. He's over half-way through his senior year. Will he get his GED instead? Hard to find a job without an edumacation. Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 09:07 PM (rkGhg) I don't suppose Florida still has a truancy law still on the books.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (953wK)

102 Does Newsweek put out? - I heard they do butt stuff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)

103 63 OMG!! A special election for a PA state house seat was won by a Dem. That's it folks. It's over. Trump is finished. Might as well just resign now. LOL Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:03 PM (6nRrz) I deprecated Obama's inexperience to a liberal acquaintance, who protested, "He was a STATE SENATOR!" in rebuttal. "Really? Who's OUR state senator?" Crickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (pVGtq)

104 OK, I got Willowed so I'm going to repost this just because I think it's funny. Not Fair. I think I post fundamental shit, all the time, that's insightfult, thoughtful, and straight to the point. But nobody ever comments. I assume because they didi mau-d to the new thread. You telling me I can post that shit again ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:09 PM (fiGNd)

105 Well......... bye

Posted by: Powers Boothe at February 27, 2018 09:08 PM (eP/lw)


Well shit! Where am I going to change, now?

Posted by: Superman at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (Dbv1R)

106 Gersh Kuntsman should get a new job working for Amy Wintour.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (398bZ)

107 Did the Dems already have control of the Pennsylvania State Government?

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (rkGhg)

108 The National Chamber of Commerce need to water their troll farm.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (96C7R)

109 This is another "win" tonight for Bobby Brown: A state house seat in KY was won by a Republican by 33%. But you see, this is actually a YUUUGE win for the Dem, because Trump won that district by 50. This is what Dems are actually saying tonight.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (6nRrz)

110 Bob Braun. Are you triggered by our lack of concern for Trumps coarseness? Because I'm seeing a patter here.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (vIjh1)

111 So this David Hogg fellow won't go back to school until guns are banned totes in the USA. He's over half-way through his senior year. Will he get his GED instead? Hard to find a job without an edumacation. Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 09:07 PM (rkGhg) He won't need much of an education servicing glory holes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (SiINZ)

112 Oh so mean Ace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)

113 Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS [/i at February 27, 2018 09:09 PM (ks6bw) Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:10 PM (pVGtq)

114 I hear a lady in Vermont has an open room. It is right near the library.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 04:11 PM (yhf6w)

115 85 So the dems are jerking it over state legislative races? lol That's a referendum on Trump if there ever was one. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2018 09:06 PM (Dp6qK) -------------------------------------------------------------------- State legislative races and House races. Dems are overperforming in every single one.

Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 04:11 PM (blNeQ)

116 Gersh Kuntsman...who would do that to their kid?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 04:11 PM (O5Q3r)

117 110 This is another "win" tonight for Bobby Brown: A state house seat in KY was won by a Republican by 33%. But you see, this is actually a YUUUGE win for the Dem, because Trump won that district by 50. This is what Dems are actually saying tonight. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:10 PM (6nRrz) I've said before, Kentucky should not be a bellwether for anything. It is weird here politically- especially at the state and local level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (cfHE9)

118 'It's very possible to drive there from Boston or Brattleboro and vote in one of their elections, no questions asked.' Damn that Mary Cloggingsteiner bitch !

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (OcU5E)

119 In all honesty, my state house seat could very well have had an election tonight as well. I wouldn't know it. I'm not even sure who my state house rep is.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (6nRrz)

120 That's weird that more spaces made the [ i appear.  One would think it would work the opposite way.  Let's see what moving it right beside the S does.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS[/i] [/b at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (ks6bw)

121 96 There's one of those professors commenting on this Nazi documentary who doesn't open his mouth when talking. Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 09:08 PM (nBr1j) A Brit? 'Cause that's the classic maneuver: speaking with moving your lips appreciably.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (pVGtq)

122 Didn't Guardian Life Insurance pay $1 for Newspeak? Yeah... you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (wSC8T)

123 BONUS POINTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT DIDI MAO MEANS!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (vIjh1)

124 Dems are overperforming in every single one.

Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 09:11 PM (blNeQ)


Just like Adam Rippon overperformed in the Olympics, eh?

Posted by: Superman at February 27, 2018 04:12 PM (Dbv1R)

125 Damn that Mary Cloggingsteiner bitch ! Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 09:12 PM (OcU5E) Hey ... pull your damn horns in. We ain't seen pictures yet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (fiGNd)

126 Looks like an early night for GOPers in Podunk County, reports Bob Braun.

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (EzdLW)

127 "My Life as a Media Mogul" by Gersh Kuntsman

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (398bZ)

128 118 110 This is another "win" tonight for Bobby Brown: A state house seat in KY was won by a Republican by 33%. But you see, this is actually a YUUUGE win for the Dem, because Trump won that district by 50. This is what Dems are actually saying tonight. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:10 PM (6nRrz) I've said before, Kentucky should not be a bellwether for anything. It is weird here politically- especially at the state and local level. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 09:12 PM (cfHE9) ___ But the premise is insane that a Republican winning by ONLY 33% is somehow a win for the Dem. Whether in Kentucky or Ohio or whereever.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (6nRrz)

129 117 Gersh Kuntsman...who would do that to their kid?

Dad has to be named Mike.

Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (nisXv)

130 Dems are overperforming in every single one. Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 09:11 PM (blNeQ) You should double fist it then, like your mom.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (Dp6qK)

131 without

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:13 PM (pVGtq)

132 There's one of those professors commenting on this Nazi documentary who doesn't open his mouth when talking. Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 09:08 PM (nBr1j) A Brit? 'Cause that's the classic maneuver: speaking with moving your lips appreciably. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 09:12 PM (pVGtq) Yep. Don't know how they do that.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (nBr1j)

133 Let's try this one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '80, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS [/i] at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (ks6bw)

134 124. Heh. Future FIL was ARVN. I knows.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (fA1SL)

135 So according to Booby Brown. Dems winning races in districts Hillary won, and Reps winning races in districts Trump won means Trump is finished. The brain, it hurts.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (6nRrz)

136 130 117 Gersh Kuntsman...who would do that to their kid? Dad has to be named Mike. Posted by: dartist at February 27, 2018 09:13 PM (nisXv) He trolls the HQ.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

137 Schadenfreude in full effect.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (rJUlF)

138 Gersh Kuntsman...who would do that to their kid? Junior high must have been an ordeal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (pVGtq)

139 Didn't Guardian Life Insurance pay $1 for Newspeak? Yeah... you get what you pay for. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack I'll give them $1.50 AND a half-punched coffee card for the lot.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (HScFq)

140 Boobs. Boobs can save them. But they must be immmense.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2018 04:14 PM (70cRb)

141 But the premise is insane that a Republican winning by ONLY 33% is somehow a win for the Dem. Whether in Kentucky or Ohio or whereever. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:13 PM (6nRrz) Completely valid. Especially in an off year, middle of that year very low level election.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (cfHE9)

142 Gersh Kuntsman...who would do that to their kid? Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 09:11 PM (O5Q3r) "Name the kid Gersh Kuntzman. If he hasn't done something to deserve it yet... he will."

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (y87Qq)

143 Whoops, wrong year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS [/i] at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (ks6bw)

144 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG.

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (EzdLW)

145 110 This is another "win" tonight for Bobby Brown: A state house seat in KY was won by a Republican by 33%. But you see, this is actually a YUUUGE win for the Dem, because Trump won that district by 50. This is what Dems are actually saying tonight. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:10 PM (6nRrz) -------------------------------------------------------------------- It's just another where the Dem overperformed. The Republican candidates have underperformed Trump's numbers in every single special election this year. Even in ND, Heidi Heitkamp is ahead of what was supposed to be a solid GOP challenger (new Gravis poll out today). The GOP can't even win the Senate election in North Dakota, lol!

Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (blNeQ)

146 I haven't seen Newsweek for a long time, so I clicked over to their website and looked through their archive of 2017 covers. Holy moly, its worse than PuffHo

Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (2YoQM)

147 Bob seems more insufferable then normal tonight. I bet his laxative stopped working.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (yhf6w)

148 How to Lose Readers and Influence Nothing: The Gersh Kunstman Story.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (+lOpA)

149 Many a skier has blazed a trail down Bob Braun's Gloryhole.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (I8gtY)

150 Next up on NPR: The Feminist Perspective, with Gersh Kuntsman

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:15 PM (398bZ)

151 Yep. Don't know how they do that. Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 09:14 PM (nBr1j) How did I know? Oh. Sad experience, that's how. Now picture someone who speaks that way attempting to deliver a lecture to several hundred hung-over undergraduates at 8 am. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:16 PM (pVGtq)

152 135 124. Heh. Future FIL was ARVN. I knows. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL) How is the Colonel doing, btw? Still shooting the eyes out of doves if they sing too early in the day and wake your Angel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:16 PM (cfHE9)

153 Oh God no!! Just read that a Democrat won a city council race somewhere tonight. Gonna be an early night for Trump in Nov 2020.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:16 PM (6nRrz)

154 Gersh Kuntsman is an anagram for Kunt Gershmans.

Posted by: Superman at February 27, 2018 04:16 PM (Dbv1R)

155 Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings, 1.2 million Americans killed by AIDS



You're more likely to die from constipation than in a mass shooting.


https://tinyurl.com/y769hcqa

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 27, 2018 04:16 PM (yzxic)

156 Gersh Kuntsman...who would do that to their kid? Coulda been worse. They coulda named him "Whatabuncha."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:16 PM (pVGtq)

157 It's just another where the Dem overperformed. The Republican candidates have underperformed Trump's numbers in every single special election this year. Even in ND, Heidi Heitkamp is ahead of what was supposed to be a solid GOP challenger (new Gravis poll out today). The GOP can't even win the Senate election in North Dakota, lol! Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (blNeQ) Bro you need to step up your game. You just suck at this.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (6nRrz)

158 Hilary +12 in Florida. Early night. LOL!

Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (SkuXa)

159 Posted by: Bob Braun at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (blNeQ) *discreetly whizzes on Bob Braun's poat* Yeah. That's all I can summon to argue with you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (IMacf)

160 Hello, I'm Gersh Kuntsman and this is my twin brother Gash.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (398bZ)

161 I haven't seen Newsweek for a long time, so I clicked over to their website and looked through their archive of 2017 covers. Holy moly, its worse than PuffHo Posted by: Lord Culvert at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (2YoQM) Yahoo runs links to their stories all the time. Newsweak is right down there with think progress. Of course so is all of yahoo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (SiINZ)

162 Hey man, you got any pills?

Posted by: Newsweek at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (2NqXo)

163 Booby Brown is confused. He thinks Trump is also on the ballot in these special elections.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (6nRrz)

164 Sexy fit model making sandwiches and cooking in general wearing only an apron. Just turned Newsweek into a billion dollar company including online subscriptions.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (96C7R)

165 Holy crap, I just saw that there was a special election for the school board in Nashville, TN, and Trump is so f*cked based on the result.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS [/i] at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (ks6bw)

166 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG.

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW)



Bill Wynn under a new name.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 27, 2018 04:17 PM (yzxic)

167 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG.

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW)


Naw. Not faggy enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:18 PM (Dbv1R)

168 By the way, I am the proud new owner of a nice, big, hide-a-bed couch where I'd be happy to let a friend stay for a while.

Too bad Newspeak is no friend of mine. Buh-bye!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 04:18 PM (wSC8T)

169 153. Indeed. And with but a look. He's doing great, the aunts are still the aunts. Spending a lot of time with her & her clan these days. How she's lived with all these people for ao long without going berserk is more than I know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:18 PM (fA1SL)

170 If a Gypsy fortune teller told you that your kid would eventually write an article claiming that firing an AR-15 bruised his shoulder... what would you name him?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 04:18 PM (y87Qq)

171 You're more likely to die from constipation than in a mass shooting. On a quick reading I thought you said "You're more likely to die from constipation than in a mass shooting," and LOL'ed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:18 PM (pVGtq)

172 In exchange for Newsweek, I will give an internet voucher, a broken tv remote, a paddle game, and this piece of string.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV)

173 Bob Braun will fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: Bob Braun's Handler at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (O5Q3r)

174 Yo Booby Brown That poll in ND is 43/40 for the Marxist. An incumbent at 43% is DOA. Like I said, you need to step up your game.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (6nRrz)

175 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW) Get out of town!

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (96C7R)

176 148 Bob seems more insufferable then normal tonight. I bet his laxative stopped working. Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (yhf6w) Well I have been practicing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (70cRb)

177 Bill Wynn under a new name. Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 27, 2018 09:17 PM (yzxic) Bill and Bob tag team between trolling here and their glory hole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (SiINZ)

178 Bob Braun killed Whitney Houston by getting her hooked on crack.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (wSC8T)

179 Hey ... pull your damn horns in. We ain't seen pictures yet. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:13 PM (fiGNd) Point taken, but the mental picture I have isn't so good.

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (OcU5E)

180 168 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW) Naw. Not faggy enough. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:18 PM (Dbv1R) Not enough candy bar references either.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

181 You're more likely to die from constipation than in a mass shooting.


https://tinyurl.com/y769hcqa

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 27, 2018 09:16 PM (yzxic)

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Ha.  That's my new favorite.

Shame it's such bad news for Trump's re-election campaign.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS [/i] at February 27, 2018 04:19 PM (ks6bw)

182 Why do gender confused man bunning trolls that come here always end their posts with "lol"?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2018 04:20 PM (vIjh1)

183 154 Oh God no!! Just read that a Democrat won a city council race somewhere tonight. Gonna be an early night for Trump in Nov 2020. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:16 PM (6nRrz) The race for dogcatcher here is neck and neck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:20 PM (pVGtq)

184 yeah, but those are kentuckians...they're not real people, they're a bunch of weirdo white hicks with jesus problems who are trying to divide us by engaging in name calling, religious intolerance, and racial stereotypes.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 04:20 PM (V3U1L)

185 177 148 Bob seems more insufferable then normal tonight. I bet his laxative stopped working. Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (yhf6w) Well I have been practicing. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2018 09:19 PM (70cRb) All that long pig will definitely back you up.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

186 Well I am living alone now and I have a spare bedroom. But Newsweek has to do the house keeping and general bowing and scraping. Obsequiousness would also be appreciated.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:20 PM (nBr1j)

187 I'll sweeten the pot by throwing in this watch that may be broken or might just have a dead battery. Whatcha say Newsweek?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 27, 2018 04:20 PM (HScFq)

188 The race for dogcatcher here is neck and neck. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 09:20 PM (pVGtq) Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:21 PM (IMacf)

189 Let my pervs go!

Posted by: Jerry "Moses" Brown at February 27, 2018 04:21 PM (vDqXW)

190 I want to punch this obnoxious mushmouth kid in the Verizon Fios commercials in the face.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 04:21 PM (O5Q3r)

191 Booby Brown is proof positive lead paint is dangerous.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:21 PM (6nRrz)

192 Damn that Mary Cloggingsteiner bitch ! Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 09:12 PM (OcU5E) I voted. They even gave me this cool sticker!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 27, 2018 04:21 PM (j5P46)

193 Bob has found religion. He is beating his head upon the prayer anvil.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 04:21 PM (yhf6w)

194 I'm not saying Booby Brown is gay. But he's probably gay.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 04:22 PM (6nRrz)

195 Bobby Brown's got a job doing radio promo All the jocks don't even know he's a homo

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

196 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW) Winona Ryder is a hideously ugly, klepto, no talent, bint

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 04:22 PM (SiINZ)

197 Why do gender confused man bunning trolls that come here always end their posts with "lol"? Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2018 09:20 PM If Bob would end his posts with "in my pants", they'd be almost tolerable.

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 04:22 PM (EzdLW)

198 Gersh should adopt a stage name and try porn: Lance Kuntsman Does Soho

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:22 PM (398bZ)

199 Oh but I won't allow tentacle porn in the house so that might be a deal breaker.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:23 PM (nBr1j)

200 Well, I don't like seeing the good name of Bob Braun sullied by an internet troll. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Braun

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 04:23 PM (sdi6R)

201 If Bob would end his posts with "in my pants", they'd be almost tolerable. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:22 PM (EzdLW) By zombies.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

202 181 168 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW) Naw. Not faggy enough. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:18 PM (Dbv1R) Not enough candy bar references either. Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs) Important question: Has he mentioned Wynona Rider yet? or the all-important 10 mile radius?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:23 PM (IMacf)

203 Didn't Guardian Life Insurance pay $1 for Newspeak? Yeah... you get what you pay for. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack I thought it was Sidney Harman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:23 PM (pVGtq)

204 yeah, but those are kentuckians...they're not real people, they're a bunch of weirdo white hicks with jesus problems who are trying to divide us by engaging in name calling, religious intolerance, and racial stereotypes. Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 27, 2018 09:20 PM (V3U1L) Well ... you are onto something. Some of them really are Louisville Cardinal fans.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:24 PM (fiGNd)

205 Bob Braun killed Whitney Houston by getting her hooked on crack. - Who said, "Crack is a helluva drug"? [ ] Bob Braun [ ] Gersh Kuntzman

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 04:24 PM (+y/Ru)

206 194 Bob has found religion. He is beating his head upon the prayer anvil. Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 09:21 PM (yhf6w) is that like beating your head against a dead horse?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2018 04:24 PM (70cRb)

207 194 Bob has found religion. He is beating his head upon the prayer anvil. Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 09:21 PM (yhf6w)/i] Too bad it wasn't the Aztec religion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:24 PM (pVGtq)

208 Jesus. Geraldo is off his meds again.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2018 04:24 PM (vIjh1)

209 Bob Braun should not be taken seriously until he declares himself "a lifelong Republican and concerned conservative".

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)

210 Bob Braun killed Whitney Houston by getting her hooked on crack. /i] Did he have anything to do with Anderson Cooper and Shep Smith getting hooked on crack too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:25 PM (pVGtq)

211 How can you talk without ever opening your mouth?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:25 PM (nBr1j)

212 The price of SJWs will necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2018 04:26 PM (rnAwa)

213 Bob Braun should not be taken seriously until he declares himself "a lifelong Republican and concerned conservative".

Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2018 09:24 PM (O5Q3r)

---

I find this post coarse and offensive and don't think it will help the Republicans in any state level special elections.

Posted by: Lifelong Republican Voter at February 27, 2018 04:26 PM (ks6bw)

214 I was chewing gum with Lloyd Braun, and he was bragging about the peepshow Bob gave him.

Posted by: Kramer! at February 27, 2018 04:26 PM (EzdLW)

215 New reality series: Kuntzman Family Values

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 27, 2018 04:26 PM (398bZ)

216 What Price Horseshit Now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)

217 Kuntzman seems like an oxymoron.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (pVGtq)

218 Why do they need offices in Manhattan?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (t5m5e)

219 Businesses go broke all the time. Like Kodak- they invented the digital camera and didn't want to develop it because they were making too much money on film. Almost went out of business over that decision. Like the dominate internet search engine (Excite) of that time when Google was a startup; they had the chance to buy Google for a pittance and didn't do it. Hewlett-Packard invented the Graphical User Interface and didn't know what to do with it. Steve Jobs bought the rights for pennies. Sears, JC Penny, K-Mart.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (roQNm)

220 208 194 Bob has found religion. He is beating his head upon the prayer anvil. Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2018 09:21 PM (yhf6w)/i] Too bad it wasn't the Aztec religion. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 09:24 PM (pVGtq) It's kind of hard to wear your own skin-suit. ...wait. No it isn't. I'm wearing mine now. I am an Aztec God! *does creepy dance* *curses Bob Braun*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (IMacf)

221 Winona Ryder is a hideously ugly, klepto, no talent, bint Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2018 09:22 PM (SiINZ) I just Google Winona Ryder at the 2017 Screen Actor's Guild Awards. Gents ... if Winona is an ugly bint, let all women be ugly bints. If she's not your cup of tea - just step back. Don't cock block. Don't try to save me from me. 'Cause I'm goin' in.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (fiGNd)

222 How can you talk without ever opening your mouth?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 09:25 PM (nBr1j)


It's a complete mystery, innit?

Posted by: Charlie McCarthy at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (Dbv1R)

223 Vladimir P. bids 14 rubles!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

224 Did he have anything to do with Anderson Cooper and Shep Smith getting hooked on crack too? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 09:25 PM (pVGtq) Thank God I haven't cracked a beer yet. Well played, sir.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 04:28 PM (4ErVI)

225 Dude, you really should tell everybody it's "Koontzman."

Posted by: Eyegor at February 27, 2018 04:28 PM (398bZ)

226 Kuntzman seems like an oxymoron. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2018 09:27 PM (pVGtq) Dicksfrau would be a good name for a lesbian.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 04:28 PM (nBr1j)

227 "Dems once again are clobbering the GOP and flipping seats.... in my pants." -- Bob Braun It's gold, Jerry, gold!

Posted by: Kramer! at February 27, 2018 04:28 PM (EzdLW)

228 175 Yo Booby Brown That poll in ND is 43/40 for the Marxist. An incumbent at 43% is DOA. Like I said, you need to step up your game. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 27, 2018 09:19 PM (6nRrz) The poll in question has a 5 point MOE making a 3 point lead statistically insignificant.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 04:29 PM (j5P46)

229 Gersh (gərsh) - verb Onomatopoetic. ex: "Oof, I think I gershed again." "Did someone just gersh in here?"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)

230 Gents ... if Winona is an ugly bint, let all women be ugly bints. If she's not your cup of tea - just step back. Don't cock block. Don't try to save me from me. 'Cause I'm goin' in. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:27 PM (fiGNd) She was awesome in Stranger Things. Srsly. She has not aged a damn bit. Crazy. the only thing I agreed with regarding BSG.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:29 PM (IMacf)

231 Dude, you really should tell everybody it's "Koontzman." Posted by: Eyegor at February 27, 2018 09:28 PM (398bZ) Sure it is. that's what he used to tell the kids that teased him.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 27, 2018 04:29 PM (T71PA)

232 Polls. So accurate last go 'round.

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 04:30 PM (OcU5E)

233 Deadbeat Newsweek.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 27, 2018 04:30 PM (arhmY)

234 212 How can you talk without ever opening your mouth?

It's easy. The hard part is getting used to a guys hand up your ass.

Posted by: Jerry Mahoney at February 27, 2018 04:31 PM (nisXv)

235 Fucking Newsweek ate all my pizza rolls. Dick move, bro.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:31 PM (IMacf)

236 Bob Braun, you go girl! Thanks to Mike this morning and now your efforts, Mr. O'Spades and his rabid followers are seeing the beginnings of a juggernaut standing against the rising tide of venomous bile and aspersions emanating from this site! This is just the beginning, Mr. O'Spades! Just the beginning! 
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 27, 2018 04:31 PM (O5Q3r)

237 Scram Newsweek! This is my offramp.

Posted by: Time at February 27, 2018 04:31 PM (HScFq)

238 Speculation: Bob Braun is a sock created by BSG. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:15 PM (EzdLW) -------- I rate this supposition as......highly probable. Suitable for a controversial attention seeking whore.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 27, 2018 04:32 PM (hP7r7)

239 That's it! I have had enough of this juvenile teasing about my name. From now on, I'm Gersh Vagineimer.

Posted by: Gersh Kuntsman at February 27, 2018 04:32 PM (Dbv1R)

240 Winona Ryder is a trap.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:32 PM (96C7R)

241 I don't think Bob Braun is BSG. Different commenting styles. I think BSG himself was on one of the afternoon threads.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 04:33 PM (sdi6R)

242 BTW, do folks not know who "Bob Braun" was? He was a Cincinnati TV personality -- hosted a local daily talk show/variety show. I vaguely remember it; it wasn't just local "celebrities", but also stars like Bob Hope. The troll isn't deserving to sniff the real guy's jock strap, of course.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 04:33 PM (fVubI)

243 Ultimate existentialist ventriloquism scene EVAH!: https://youtu.be/wio6epsx5io

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL)

244 A small correction, Skandia Recluse... it was Xerox that invented the GUI and then gave it away because they didn't understand how utterly revolutionary it was.

Your overall point stands quite well.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 04:33 PM (wSC8T)

245 To: George Soros From: Mike Re: Bob Braun My dear Lord Soros: I hate to bother you twice in one day, but we have a problem. It's bad enough that I couldn't move the needle earlier today, but now you've sent over a second-stringer bragging about some statehouse race in PA in which only 3,000 people voted. Only an idiot would be excited about something so meaningless, but here's Bob spouting off about it like we just invented fire. Humbly submitted, Mike p.s. these assholes keep mentioning 'nood' on every thread. I don't have a clue what it means. Could you alert the crypto guys about this?

Posted by: It's me, Mike at February 27, 2018 04:34 PM (QuvGN)

246 A state house seat in KY was won by a Republican by 33%. But you see, this is actually a YUUUGE win for the Dem, because Trump won that district by 50. This is what Dems are actually saying tonight. That's actually a shit result for the D's in an off-cycle mid-term election where they've worked their rank filers into a frothing rage.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 04:34 PM (fVubI)

247 "Bob Braun" Never heard of him. I'm not from Cincinnati. He was in Die Hard 2 -- musta been an extra in the background; one of the red shirts that died early.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2018 04:34 PM (roQNm)

248 She was awesome in Stranger Things. Srsly. She has not aged a damn bit. Crazy. the only thing I agreed with regarding BSG. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 09:29 PM (IMacf) And they're dressing her DOWN to fit the character. The story. She's the Poor White Trash Mom there. She's fucking hot. She's at least three standard deviations to the right of bell curve. But ... like I say ... all the damn time ... no lack of dudes around here that love to Virtue Signal. They do it for the other 'Ettes, of course. To curry favor. But it still never ceases to amaze me ... why the 'Ettes never call Bullshit. Either they really are Eternally 29 ... or they're all Jane Seymour or Marie Osmond ... ... or they all just think we're damned stupid. I'm taking Door Number Three.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:35 PM (fiGNd)

249 242 I don't think Bob Braun is BSG. Different commenting styles. I think BSG himself was on one of the afternoon threads. Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 09:33 PM (sdi6R) I saw him twice today, didn't say anything memorable.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 04:35 PM (j5P46)

250 243 BTW, do folks not know who "Bob Braun" was? He was a Cincinnati TV personality -- hosted a local daily talk show/variety show. I vaguely remember it; it wasn't just local "celebrities", but also stars like Bob Hope. The troll isn't deserving to sniff the real guy's jock strap, of course. Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 09:33 PM (fVubI) Yeah, I remember him growing up and I've linked his Wiki page three separate times now, most recently at #201.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 04:35 PM (sdi6R)

251 >>>If Bob would end his posts with "in my pants", they'd be almost tolerable. Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2018 09:22 PM (EzdLW) By zombies. Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 09:23 PM (NWiLs) Ace of Spades, come for the tentacle pron stay for grammar lessons on the passive voice.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2018 04:35 PM (q177U)

252 Don't piss on the elevator buttons please https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7nxoj2c

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 04:35 PM (OcU5E)

253 Well, he's no Les Nessman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 27, 2018 04:37 PM (IMacf)

254 A small correction, Skandia Recluse... it was Xerox that invented the GUI and then gave it away because they didn't understand how utterly revolutionary it was. Your overall point stands quite well. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 09:33 PM Thank you for the correction, and speaking of failed businesses, what ever happened to xerox? I'll look it up right after I post this.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2018 04:37 PM (roQNm)

255 "Boobies in Newsweek and News in Playboy" is the new "Cars made in Mexico and can't drink the water in Flint"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2018 04:37 PM (jnLXM)

256 Tucked safely away is my prized copy of Newsweek, Madam President. I look at it whenever I'm in need of a laugh.

Posted by: Winston at February 27, 2018 04:37 PM (wgCUV)

257 Art thread tomorrow or in the future when punishiment is due. http://www.phaidon.com/agenda/art/articles/2011/july/ 22/lucian-freud-by-the-benefits-supervisor-who-knew-him-best/

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:38 PM (96C7R)

258 Well, Xerox is still in the document business. I didn't know that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2018 04:38 PM (roQNm)

259 Posted by: It's me, Mike at February 27, 2018 09:34 PM (QuvGN) Mike, it was a New Hampshire state house race. If you're going to troll at least get your facts straight.

Posted by: Brauny Bob at February 27, 2018 04:38 PM (j5P46)

260 Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me...

I'm trolling on the boards at the Ace of Spades!

h-t-t-p, ace dot mu dot nu.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 04:38 PM (wSC8T)

261 I'm okay going with damned stupid.  50/50, maybe.  The problem is not knowing exactly which 50 you're on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS [/i] at February 27, 2018 04:39 PM (ks6bw)

262 He was in Die Hard 2 -- musta been an extra in the background; one of the red shirts that died early. IMDB says he was a newscaster. I cannot believe I never spotted him. Ah... he was the one reading the back story about the deposed Central American dictator leaving for the US. Well, I'll be...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 04:39 PM (fVubI)

263 Another art thread suggestion for punishment. http://ayay.co.uk/background/paintings/lucian_freud/ naked-man-with-rat/

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:39 PM (96C7R)

264 At the risk of seeming old and out of touch...who the hell is Bob Braun?

Posted by: AnnaS at February 27, 2018 04:40 PM (l4l/z)

265 (211) Technically speaking, their addiction is "crack adjacent".

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 27, 2018 04:40 PM (RuIsu)

266 Couldn't happen to a more deserving news organization. For crying out loud how awful can they possibly get? They went from a poor news magazine to a news organization trolling the internet like Slate, to the leftist version of the Weekly World News. With Kurt "tentacles" Eichenwald in charge of the news division.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)

267 I don't think Xerox is even around anymore. Canon strolled into the copier market with its ImageRunner and just ate Xerox's lunch.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 04:40 PM (wSC8T)

268 Well, he's no Les Nessman. I'm pretty sure Nessman was from Dayton.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 27, 2018 04:40 PM (fVubI)

269 Newsweek down, who's next?

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 04:41 PM (rkGhg)

270 265. Told ya. There's a new degenerate fetish out on the streets. A guy makes himself the head of a human centipede and then goes ourobouros. The kids call it a Bob Braun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

271 266 (211) Technically speaking, their addiction is "crack adjacent".

---

Ja-Syn ain't got nothin' to do with none of this, dog.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS [/i] at February 27, 2018 04:41 PM (ks6bw)

272 Winona looked pretty on Stranger Things but she whined her way through the first season, which made her annoying.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 04:41 PM (I8gtY)

273 Tucked safely away is my prized copy of Newsweek, Madam President. I look at it whenever I'm in need of a laugh. Collector's item for sure. The next issue should have been an image of one blue shoe left behind on the sidewalk next to a bollard as a van pulls away. But that's what happens in a sane universe. Not this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

274 265 At the risk of seeming old and out of touch...who the hell is Bob Braun? Posted by: AnnaS at February 27, 2018 09:40 PM (l4l/z) A troll who occasionally trolls here, and not a very good one at that.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 04:42 PM (j5P46)

275 273 Winona looked pretty on Stranger Things but she whined her way through the first season, which made her annoying. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 09:41 PM (I8gtY) Extremely talented group of child actors, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

276 I'm okay going with damned stupid. 50/50, maybe. The problem is not knowing exactly which 50 you're on. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS at February 27, 2018 09:39 PM (ks6bw) I ain't a fag. Of course ... if you start out any comment with that - you get what's coming. But if the 'Ettes started out with "I wouldn't take Brad Pitt's cock with your VaJayJay" ... ... I'd be thinking - Well, no reason to get mine out. Virtue Signalling ... Dude, we bitch about it all the time. But it goes on here ... all the fucking time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:42 PM (fiGNd)

277 264 Another art thread suggestion for punishment https://tinyurl.com/y7w457ez

Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 04:42 PM (OcU5E)

278 Told ya. There's a new degenerate fetish out on the streets. A guy makes himself the head of a human centipede and then goes ourobouros. The kids call it a Bob Braun. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL) DOINK DOINK

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2018 04:43 PM (y87Qq)

279 There is literally only a baby handful content/pictures on the Internet of cute to sexy as fuck nude/topless women making sandwiches and cooking on the Internet. WTF?!?! Why is this?

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:43 PM (96C7R)

280 I don't think Xerox is even around anymore. Canon strolled into the copier market with its ImageRunner and just ate Xerox's lunch. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 09:40 PM I just recently bought a cheap Canon color ink jet printer and it prints color images like they were photographs. Astonishing for the price.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2018 04:43 PM (roQNm)

281 Virtue Signalling ... Dude, we bitch about it all the time. But it goes on here ... all the fucking time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:42 PM (fiGNd)


But we have higher-class virtues to signal, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:44 PM (Dbv1R)

282 268 I don't think Xerox is even around anymore. Canon strolled into the copier market with its ImageRunner and just ate Xerox's lunch. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 09:40 PM (wSC8T) I saw a Xerox at work the other day.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2018 04:44 PM (j5P46)

283 The kids call it a Bob Braun. What would we do without Ice T to teach us about the street?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)

284 Another art thread suggestion for punishment https://tinyurl.com/y7w457ez Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 09:42 PM (OcU5E) -------- Why? Why oh why are you doing this? You really think he is incapable of finding goshawful stuff on his own? Don't encourage him!

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2018 04:44 PM (kNasr)

285 Don't forget how Kurt Eichenwald paid $2000 to a kid porn performer, Justin Berry. If you invite Kurt over, I suggest locking down the wifi passwords.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2018 04:44 PM (I8gtY)

286 278 264 Another art thread suggestion for punishment https://tinyurl.com/y7w457ez Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 09:42 PM (OcU5E) I hate you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

287 He's no Les Nessman.

I'll have you know that I am a FIVE time winner of the "Buckeye Newshawk Award", sir!

Posted by: Les Nessman at February 27, 2018 04:45 PM (O5Q3r)

288 284. The Huggy Bear of our generation.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:45 PM (fA1SL)

289 265 At the risk of seeming old and out of touch...who the hell is Bob Braun? Posted by: AnnaS at February 27, 2018 09:40 PM (l4l/z) Here is the real-life Bob Braun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Braun I don't know why the troll has latched onto that name, or if it even knows who he was.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 04:45 PM (sdi6R)

290 Don't forget how Kurt Eichenwald paid $2000 to a kid porn performer, Justin Berry. "IT WAS FOR RESEARCH! I have a folder on you, don't make me pull it out and wave it around!!!!!1!!!!1!" --Kurt "tentacles" Eichenwald

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:45 PM (39g3+)

291 I wish I'd bought a dozen of those things. The trolling would have been epic.

Posted by: Winston at February 27, 2018 04:45 PM (wgCUV)

292 i love the dress winona wears in the new shampoo commercial.

Posted by: concrete girl's leather couch at February 27, 2018 04:46 PM (SJBL7)

293 Virtue Signalling ... Dude, we bitch about it all the time. But it goes on here ... all the fucking time. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:42 PM (fiGNd) But first, you will, etc., etc.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 04:47 PM (953wK)

294 I'm watching something on Netflix about the Nazi inner circle. Okay but where's the documentaries about Stalin and Mao?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 27, 2018 08:58 PM (nBr1j)


The reason the modern SJW sound like Stalinists is because they are Stalinists.  Their profs were Stalinists, who taught their teachers in school and who designed their textbooks and instructed the writers


Anyhow, there is a comedy

https://youtu.be/9_5Uz5JbQs0

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2018 04:47 PM (2K6fY)

295 Uncle Palp, I saw your comment the other day about about Kodak bringing back TMax 3200 and, eventually, Ektachrome. Apparently Fuji and others are taking the same path. Just wondering if there has been an increase of interest in traditional darkroom activity to match the film come back.

Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2018 04:47 PM (V+03K)

296 I don't know why the troll has latched onto that name, or if it even knows who he was.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)


The Trollcorp name generating algorithm has a few glitches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:47 PM (Dbv1R)

297 Another art thread suggestion for punishment https://tinyurl.com/y7w457ez Posted by: jsg at February 27, 2018 09:42 PM (OcU5E) Dang, man. I think there are laws about posting crap like that.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 27, 2018 04:47 PM (T71PA)

298 277 I'm okay going with damned stupid. 50/50, maybe. The problem is not knowing exactly which 50 you're on. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 1077 Americans killed by mass shootings since '66, 1.2 million Americans by AIDS at February 27, 2018 09:39 PM (ks6bw) I ain't a fag. Of course ... if you start out any comment with that - you get what's coming. But if the 'Ettes started out with "I wouldn't take Brad Pitt's cock with your VaJayJay" ... ... I'd be thinking - Well, no reason to get mine out. Virtue Signalling ... Dude, we bitch about it all the time. But it goes on here ... all the fucking time. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:42 PM (fiGNd) Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Brad Pitt would be the equivanant of Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:47 PM (96C7R)

299 297 I don't know why the troll has latched onto that name, or if it even knows who he was. Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R) The Trollcorp name generating algorithm has a few glitches. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:47 PM (Dbv1R) When we get Trolly McTrollface we'll know it's popped a fuse.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

300 Just wondering if there has been an increase of interest in traditional darkroom activity to match the film come back. Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2018 09:47 PM (V+03K) The chemicals required for film development are probably on some Federal 9/11 restricted list by now.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 04:49 PM (953wK)

301 But we have higher-class virtues to signal, so there's that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:44 PM (Dbv1R) Gah ... you know who else agrees ... in principal ? Of course you do - that's why you said it. Dude ... if we can't even agree, as Men, on This Woman Is a One ... well, we ain't gonna' agree on shit. Spoiler Alert ... we ain't gonna' agree on shit. And I blame the friggin' Virtue Signallers. Here. On this Board.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:49 PM (fiGNd)

302 280 There is literally only a baby handful content/pictures on the Internet of cute to sexy as fuck nude/topless women making sandwiches and cooking on the Internet. WTF?!?! Why is this? Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 09:43 PM (96C7R) There is the sausage grilling red head. She's nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:49 PM (cfHE9)

303 if a tesla gets stolen, does it become an edison?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2018 04:50 PM (KP5rU)

304 I don't know why the troll has latched onto that name - "Gersh Kuntzman" was already taken.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

305 I wonder how much the HRC Madame President Newsweek would go for today? That makes me smile. Also, Ace's coverage of Election night was divine.

Posted by: Jmel at February 27, 2018 04:51 PM (OeWgo)

306 Winona Ryder stole my heart...and all of the clothes in my closet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2018 04:51 PM (4ErVI)

307 There is the sausage grilling red head. She's nice. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 09:49 PM (cfHE9) Wait, what?

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 04:51 PM (953wK)

308 Last time the economy did this they wouldn't leave. Ate all the chips and corn flakes. Drank right out of the orange juice carton, smoked all the cigarettes, pissed in the basement, and I know for a fact stole my Mama's old iron skillet. What kind of evil bastard steals a fifteen pound iron skillet?

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2018 04:51 PM (zLDYs)

309 265 At the risk of seeming old and out of touch...who the hell is Bob Braun?

Posted by: AnnaS at February 27, 2018 09:40 PM (l4l/z)


I HAVE A NAME TOO!

Posted by: Bald Head Warrior at February 27, 2018 04:52 PM (7+qdf)

310
Dude ... if we can't even agree, as Men, on This Woman Is a One ... well, we ain't gonna' agree on shit.

Spoiler Alert ... we ain't gonna' agree on shit. And I blame the friggin' Virtue Signallers. Here. On this Board.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:49 PM (fiGNd)


Sure, she's a One. So is Heather Locklear. But "Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy" is still wise counsel.


Or, if you do, be sure to use an alias.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:52 PM (Dbv1R)

311 306 I wonder how much the HRC Madame President Newsweek would go for today? That makes me smile. Also, Ace's coverage of Election night was divine. Posted by: Jmel at February 27, 2018 09:51 PM (OeWgo) Holy shit is that real?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 04:52 PM (+lOpA)

312 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Brad Pitt would be the equivanant of Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski. Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 09:47 PM (96C7R) Let her say something Sufficiently Politically Left. Dudes here will put up the Virtue Signal. I hate Hypocrisy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:52 PM (fiGNd)

313 I liked Wynona, she's always been cute and feminine to me. The girl I can't figure out why people like is Christina Ricci, she of the fivehead. Just not very attractive to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

314 Whatever you do, do don't give Newsweek editors money when they want to wash your windows at the intersection.  It will just attract other MSM types to the area.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2018 04:53 PM (NbRJx)

315 Nice rack! NSFW. https://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2014/10/16/c-is-for-cookie/

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:53 PM (96C7R)

316 Don't encourage him!  Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2018 09:44 PM (kNasr) Too late.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2018 04:53 PM (wYseH)

317 Too late. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2018 09:53 PM (wYseH) ---------- Shoo. Shoo. Go away, you. This is past your bedtime or something. Off you go.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2018 04:54 PM (kNasr)

318 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Brad Pitt would be the equivanant of Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski. Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 09:47 PM (96C7R) Let her say something Sufficiently Politically Left. Dudes here will put up the Virtue Signal. I hate Hypocrisy. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 09:52 PM (fiGNd) To be fair, she is dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 04:54 PM (96C7R)

319 What kind of evil bastard steals a fifteen pound iron skillet?

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2018 09:51 PM (zLDYs)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvxEvujLpng

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:55 PM (Dbv1R)

320 The girl I can't figure out why people like is Christina Ricci, she of the fivehead. Just not very attractive to me. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 09:52 PM (39g3+) It's a sign of Intelligence. So bite me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:55 PM (fiGNd)

321 I dunno. I *liked* the yawning self-portrait posted this morning. It was doofy.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 04:55 PM (953wK)

322 296. It's funny - a lot of people are going hybrid. Traditional development of the film, and then they scan the negs. Still plenty of darkroom gear out there, however, and the chemistry for it, so I ain't the only one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL)

323 320 What kind of evil bastard steals a fifteen pound iron skillet?


Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2018 09:51 PM (zLDYs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvxEvujLpng

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:55 PM (Dbv1R)



Ace on a GAINZZ day?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (7+qdf)

324 Sure, she's a One. So is Heather Locklear. But "Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy" is still wise counsel. Or, if you do, be sure to use an alias. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 09:52 PM (Dbv1R) Alias? Is that like an alien penis? Scrogging the crazy bitches Americans don't want to scrogg?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (Dp6qK)

325 To be fair, she is dumb as a box of rocks. Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 27, 2018 09:54 PM (96C7R) To be fair ... I don't give a damn about her IQ. I can solve my own puzzles.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (fiGNd)

326 Some practical considerations regarding arming school staff. http://bit.ly/2FaEaX3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

327 The shaved chick with the cute glasses is spreading marmite on rye toast. Not really a sandwich.

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (q177U)

328 Winona Ryder; I thought she was a country and western singer. Never paid any attention. But no! She was the android in Alien 4: Resurrection. I can see why people like her.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (roQNm)

329 308 There is the sausage grilling red head. She's nice. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 09:49 PM (cfHE9) Wait, what? Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 09:51 PM (953wK) It is a pic Kbdabear posted once. i cannot find a name of the model. She is a busty redhead. In a forest. In only an apron (bit drafty.) With a closed grill filled with sausages (like you would use to cook over an open fire.) It is a bit random, but hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 04:56 PM (cfHE9)

330 Was Newsweak's purchase a bet between Randolph and Mortimer Duke?

Posted by: Downcast at February 27, 2018 04:57 PM (v2Njf)

331 The girl I can't figure out why people like is Christina Ricci, she of the fivehead. Just not very attractive to me. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 . . . I get what you're saying. But my eyes never seem to make it up to her face.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 27, 2018 04:57 PM (H5knJ)

332 Nood ONT

Posted by: ALH at February 27, 2018 04:57 PM (rkGhg)

333 ONT IS NOOD BUT BROKEN! SAD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 27, 2018 04:58 PM (fA1SL)

334 Some practical considerations regarding arming school staff.

http://bit.ly/2FaEaX3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 27, 2018 09:56 PM (+y/Ru)


LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2018 04:58 PM (Dbv1R)

335 Wynona seems to be going steadily crazy and dumber as she ages, so I'm not sure she'd be any good in any context now. And I agree, scantily clad women making food is a good business opportunity, like the girls with guns videos in Jackie Brown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:59 PM (39g3+)

336 Speaking of Jackie Brown, Bridget Fonda has always been a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 04:59 PM (39g3+)

337 It is a pic Kbdabear posted once. i cannot find a name of the model. She is a busty redhead. In a forest. In only an apron (bit drafty.) With a closed grill filled with sausages (like you would use to cook over an open fire.) It is a bit random, but hot. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2018 09:56 PM (cfHE9) I knew I was missing something. But, AoS. (Insert risque comment "she could heat up my sausage any time" just to piss ScoggDog off a bit more) (Sorry, ScoggDog) (additional parentheses provided for future reference)

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 05:00 PM (953wK)

338 I remember when we bought this new hyper-advanced Xerox copier at work. I forget the model name, but it was a big, powerful, easy-to-use machine with a GUI and a touchscreen.

A few months later, Canon came out with the ImageRunner. It was much smaller and cheaper, almost as fast, just as easy to use and more reliable.

We got rid of that big Xerox within a couple of years in favor of one of those Canons.

Canon's copier division was bought out by Ricoh soon thereafter, and Ricoh has since kept up that level of quality while greatly improving its customer service, which used to be just absolutely horrible.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 05:00 PM (wSC8T)

339 Alias? Is that like an alien penis? Scrogging the crazy bitches Americans don't want to scrogg? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2018 09:56 PM (Dp6qK) See ... and all you guys ... as well as Tapping a Level of Chick That Never Gave Me the Time of Day ... ... are also Philosophers. Because I never stuck my dick in a chick that I didn't think was crazy. Including the one I hang around, rarely stick my dick in, that's just as crazy as the rest of them. Where are all these sane chicks that like the dicks ? Turns out either I Found This Site Three Decades Too Late ... or There's a Significant Segment of the Horde that Just Fucking Lies to Curry Favor With the 'Ettes. I'm pretty sure the correct answer is behind Door Number Two.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2018 05:01 PM (fiGNd)

340 Chris Taylor! You want to know why you don't see Bridget Fonda in movies anymore?

She had a kid with Danny Elfman, and retired from acting to be a full-time mom. Good for her, good for Danny, and good for their kids!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 05:03 PM (wSC8T)

341 Da-aym. ONT up. Comments down. ????? Er. Nood.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 05:03 PM (953wK)

342 Da-aym. ONT up. Comments down. ????? Er. Nood. Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 10:03 PM (953wK) Aaaannndddd....that's what I get for reading the content! Comments are, apparently, working on the ONT.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2018 05:04 PM (953wK)

343 That Newsweek issue is real. I found it on the magazine rack before the order came out to pull them. I hadn't thought of it as an investment though. I wonder, when the time comes, if it'll keep me out of the camps?

Posted by: Winston at February 27, 2018 05:05 PM (wgCUV)

344 test

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2018 05:05 PM (+lOpA)

345 315 Whatever you do, do don't give Newsweek editors money when they want to wash your windows at the intersection. It will just attract other MSM types to the area. Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2018 09:53 PM (NbRJx) Do not give Newsweek editors money or matches. They are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 05:05 PM (sdi6R)

346 The never-Trump cuckservitives are now scrambling for higher ground. Like rats in a cage. Joe Scarborough is one.

Posted by: CM9000 at February 27, 2018 05:07 PM (dX9ng)

347 Laura Ingraham just played a clip of Jeff Flake praising the Lefty students protesting guns. Can we just slap a D on him and kick him out of the Republican Party

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2018 05:08 PM (PvFoN)

348 332 The girl I can't figure out why people like is Christina Ricci, she of the fivehead. Just not very attractive to me. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2018 . . . I get what you're saying. But my eyes never seem to make it up to her face. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 27, 2018 09:57 PM (H5knJ) Nevertheless, she absolutely stole the Addams Family movie.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2018 05:09 PM (sdi6R)

349 Dude, you really should tell everybody it's "Koontzman." Posted by: Eyegor at February 27, 2018 09:28 PM (398bZ) It's not "DumB-ass," it's pronounced "DuMASS."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 05:15 PM (pVGtq)

350 Is it just me or did someone kinda miss the joke re: disparagement of Winona?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 27, 2018 05:17 PM (bZ7mE)

351 339 I remember when we bought this new hyper-advanced Xerox copier at work. I forget the model name, but it was a big, powerful, easy-to-use machine with a GUI and a touchscreen. A few months later, Canon came out with the ImageRunner. It was much smaller and cheaper, almost as fast, just as easy to use and more reliable. We got rid of that big Xerox within a couple of years in favor of one of those Canons. Canon's copier division was bought out by Ricoh soon thereafter, and Ricoh has since kept up that level of quality while greatly improving its customer service, which used to be just absolutely horrible. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at February 27, 2018 10:00 PM (wSC8T) Interesting story on this now-willowed thread. Xerox held the dominating patents on photocopying, but Canon spent a lot of time and money inventing improvements all around the dominating core Xerox patents - which were expiring. One day, Xerox realized that they were hosed; they couldn't effectively improve their copiers without infringing on Canon one or more patents. That was the price they paid for their shortsightedness: their product was now obsolete, and could not legally be upgraded. It's a textbook case in intellectual property development.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2018 05:19 PM (pVGtq)

352 I got$1

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2018 05:42 PM (e8kgV)

353 The Canon NP process was far better than Xerox

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2018 05:44 PM (e8kgV)

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