July 25, 2018

New Swedish Informational Pamphlet Directed to Immigrants: "So, You're Thinking About Fucking a Child"
— Open Blogger

Well that's not quite its title -- translations are never perfect -- but that's the spirit of the thing. A Fun-Fact book telling Sweden's newer residents that, while they're not necessarily saying you can't marry a child under the age of 15 -- heaven forbid you be so racist to declare that outright -- there are certain things you should consider, like that fucking children is considered by most actual civilizations to be wrong.

The pamphlet does take pains not to offend, though.

The discussion recently peaked over a pamphlet the government put out on the issue of child brides. That pamphlet, titled Information for one who is Married to a Child (cover image above), did state that sex with children under 15 was illegal in Sweden, but the tone of the pamphlet was criticized for being far too lenient. From Israel National News:


Commentator and journalist Annika Hernroth-Rothstein reported on the new pamphlet and wrote on her Facebook page: "The irony is that in Syria, having sex with and impregnating a child leads to a 9-year stint in prison whereas Sweden rewards the same behavior with financial aid and a helpful pamphlet."...

...

Although the brochure prohibits intercourse or living with persons under the age of 15, thus not contradicting Swedish law's age of consent, Hernroth-Rothstein explains that "technically it... 'recommends against' having sex with an underage child BUT nowhere in the pamphlet does it say what will happen if you have sex with a child, nor does it pose any threats against the person who chooses to have sex with a child." The pamphlet calls such acts "inappropriate".

"Inappropriate." Mustn't be more judgey than that.

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1 Great I get first in thi9s post?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 12:57 PM (Zmczq)

2 Calling corgis

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 12:57 PM (Zmczq)

3 Sex with kids okay. Big Mo did it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 25, 2018 12:57 PM (2NqXo)

4 Examine your zipper, and your box tags, but mostly your box tags.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2018 12:57 PM (bZ7mE)

5 Lemme guess. A vid with a cop smacking his palm with his baton.

Posted by: golfman at July 25, 2018 12:58 PM (If3tB)

6 Are they trying to attract the film industry?

Posted by: Mernaise at July 25, 2018 12:58 PM (C7l4y)

7 Do you want SMOD? Because this is how you get SMOD.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 12:58 PM (vJFfv)

8 That proves it. Progressivism is worse than Islam.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 25, 2018 12:58 PM (IAF9Q)

9 Seems overly harsh.

Posted by: James Gunn at July 25, 2018 12:58 PM (Z9mio)

10 Grey again. Appropriate since it's Sweden. Should be blood red from executions of the scum

Posted by: Winston at July 25, 2018 12:59 PM (wgCUV)

11 Gray bar hotel

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2018 12:59 PM (89T5c)

12 Gris, Gris, le post est gris.

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 12:59 PM (4HMW8)

13 Baliff, whack his peepee!

Posted by: mb at July 25, 2018 12:59 PM (/lb39)

14 whoa...

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 12:59 PM (SjcEJ)

15 Roman Polanski wrote for the pamphlet.

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 12:59 PM (88xKn)

16 But have at it with our goats.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (Zmczq)

17 I feel like I'm being boxed in in life these days.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (87ijN)

18 Sex with children is a grey area in Sweden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (/tuJf)

19 So you're thinking of shitting in the street.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (NLLmE)

20 Gris, Gris, le post est gris. Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 05:59 PM (4HMW I figured it out. Learning French. One word at a time.

Posted by: golfman at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (If3tB)

21 This Sweden pamphlet is only warning against sex with girls, though, right?

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (IAF9Q)

22 The girl. How much for the leetle girl?

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2018 01:00 PM (LUeBS)

23 Me likey this format. The print in the comment box stands out more it seems.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (Z7oqE)

24 I refuse to even mention the gray thing!

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (NLLmE)

25
Speaking of rewarding REPROBATES...

Failed loser D hack from NYC, Jow Crowley, says the seperated families (a.k.a. invading foreigners) ought to be "compensated" for the hardship and stress they endured "because of the this administration."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (AmDwF)

26 Sefton Formula 16...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (VM6ev)

27 Oh sure, ruin my snark.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (/tuJf)

28 Goodman, I do not know "post" en francais.

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (4HMW8)

29 "Technically" is where the rubber hits the road legally, right? But for the technical, there is no law. So everything technically not illegal is legal, so guess which way perversion will go?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (6eEQ+)

30 The left's new code-word for their fascist tendencies is "conversation." How can you tell when a leftist wants to impose fascist rules? They say they merely want to "start a conversation." Case in point: San Francisco seeks to ban companies from offering their own employees free lunches in company cafeterias: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/san-francisco-looks-to-ban-free-lunch-at-tech-companies/ What possible justification could they offer for this fascistic law? To force employees to spend money at the city's overpriced hipster restaurants. And, right on cue, the sponsor of the new fascist law explains, "This is the beginning of a conversation," he said. "We think it's an appropriate conversation to have now." Uh huh. "Conversation." Noting that down.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (c+2jX)

31 Either this blog slants to the right or boxes me in. Most oppressive and unsafe blog I've ever visited in my life.

Posted by: Soyboy stopping in from Daily Kos at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (+dsLj)

32 5 Lemme guess.

A vid with a cop smacking his palm with his baton.

Posted by: golfman at July 25, 2018 05:58 PM (If3tB)



Or smacking his baton with his palm?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (q1VoB)

33 22 The girl. How much for the leetle girl? Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2018 06:00 PM (LUeBS) That you, Senator Pre-Menses Menendez?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:01 PM (VM6ev)

34 TBH -- the grayer it is the easier it is on my see bones.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (NLLmE)

35 Yeah, but think of the comedy careers these raped underage Swedish girls are going to have.

Posted by: Michael Che at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (Z9mio)

36 25 Speaking of rewarding REPROBATES... Failed loser D hack from NYC, Jow Crowley, says the seperated families (a.k.a. invading foreigners) ought to be "compensated" for the hardship and stress they endured "because of the this administration." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 06:01 PM (AmDwF) Send the check to Carlos Slim.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (VM6ev)

37 "So, you're thinking of throwing acid in a baby's face."

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (IAF9Q)

38 Fucking the little children citizens will not fuck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (JFO2v)

39 28. Golfman is a good guy; even AutoCucumber knows.

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (4HMW8)

40 In case of sexual emergency, just try not to cause any tears in the flesh of the aforesaid child.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (2NqXo)

41 It's no longer pedophilia, you insensitive louts. Minor-Attracted Persons, or MAPs for short. So not kidding. And they want the same rights as the LBGTXYZ.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:02 PM (SjcEJ)

42 At least the Swedes have a pamphlet out now to stop the invaders from raping kids. 

 Problem solved!  

 But what about the poor goats?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 01:03 PM (UsCnO)

43 I gotta get the exact quote I juts heard from stupid Schumer about... well, off topic...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2018 01:03 PM (KxbBq)

44 Is child marriage allowed in conventional MUSlim families? I thought the baby buggery is reserved for jihadi, the brave warriors who kidnap infidel children as sex slaves.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 01:03 PM (vJFfv)

45 ... from the makers of the "Please Don't Kill Us, We'll Do Anything You Want" pamphlet.

Posted by: Rev. Al Crapton - relevant, dammit at July 25, 2018 01:03 PM (hqsVE)

46 42 At least the Swedes have a pamphlet out now to stop the invaders from raping kids. Problem solved! But what about the poor goats? I recall a line from an Edna St. Vincent Millay poem about "sketching them a fortress on paper." Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:03 PM (VM6ev)

47 So, You're a Moslem Pedo. Now what?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2018 01:04 PM (Evws/)

48 Ah, where is Charles James Napier when you need him?

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:04 PM (c+2jX)

49 You know what's inappropriate?  Farting in an elevator.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 01:04 PM (wjHbC)

50 So...any mention of rape?!?! How does one "chose to have sex with a 9 year old" where it's NOT rape?!?! I can't even. How about you protect your children from rapists, Sweden - is that too big an ask?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 25, 2018 01:04 PM (W+vEI)

51 "Information for One Who is Married to a Child"...are you kidding me? Thats the fucking title???

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 01:04 PM (Zmczq)

52 OT, but I wonder if Mueller is going to try and connect Trump to the NXIUM cult, since one of the Bronfman sisters, as well as one of the women named in the indictments, can be tangentially connected to him (way back in 2007-2009) in a Six Degrees of Separation pretzel: Sara would buy a $6.5 million apartment in the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Manhattan that Salzman would use. https://tinyurl.com/yan5yne7

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 25, 2018 01:05 PM (uDcBt)

53 Forget it, ace. It's Skandi Town.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 01:05 PM (fA1SL)

54 48 Ah, where is Charles James Napier when you need him? Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:04 PM (c+2jX) The actor from Star Trek "Eden" and the security guard who got eaten by Hannibal Lecter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:05 PM (VM6ev)

55 Zombie, they can't say, "This is the beginning of our totalitarian fascist curtailing of your personal choices."

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 01:05 PM (4HMW8)

56 "This is the beginning of a conversation," he said. "We think it's an appropriate conversation to have now." Uh huh. "Conversation." Noting that down. = I...too started a conversation about work-camp arrangements and transportation to such. it worked... for a while...

Posted by: loitering hitler at July 25, 2018 01:05 PM (bUjCl)

57 >>Minor-Attracted Persons, or MAPs for short. So not kidding. And they want the same rights as the LBGTXYZ. No force on earth can get me to use that terminology.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 25, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

58 Jesus pole-vaulting Christ.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

59 Ahhh...Sweden.... Child bangin' is NOT a Winter Olympic event.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 01:06 PM (0tfLf)

60
Ah, where is Charles James Napier when you need him?
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:04 PM (c+2jX)


The actor from Star Trek "Eden" and the security guard who got eaten by Hannibal Lecter? Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Kinda a Jerry Reed lookalike.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:06 PM (AmDwF)

61 "So, you're thinking of serving a chopped up infidel in your gyro shop."

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 25, 2018 01:06 PM (IAF9Q)

62 We started a conversation about Armenians.

Posted by: Ottoman Empire, circa 1915 at July 25, 2018 01:06 PM (bUjCl)

63 Which way to the cliff?

Posted by: Swedish Lemmings at July 25, 2018 01:07 PM (Tyii7)

64 Charles James Napier, Commander-in-Chief in India, 1851, on the practice of suttee, burning women on the funeral pyres on their dead husbands: "Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs." One of my all-time favorite quotes.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:07 PM (c+2jX)

65 Child bangin' is NOT a Winter Olympic event. Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 06:06 PM (0tfLf) Not yet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 01:07 PM (saOkK)

66 Loudly farting in a restaurant is inappropriate. Sex with a child? Damnation to hell.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 01:07 PM (oiNtH)

67 A pamphlet like:
"How to Dress a Goat Like a Little Girl"
"Try one of our goats, they're ho's anyway."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 01:07 PM (Zmczq)

68 Considering Malmo, Sweden is the rape capital of the western world courtesy of the inflix of mohammedan savages, this doesn't surprise me all that much, really.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

69 Imagine a defense in this country of "but I thought she was fifteen!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 01:08 PM (Ydn2k)

70 61 "So, you're thinking of serving a chopped up infidel in your gyro shop." Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 25, 2018 06:06 PM (IAF9Q) ------ Gyro Helper!

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2018 01:08 PM (MVjcR)

71 64 Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:07 PM (c+2jX) Ach, so. Should'a know'd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:08 PM (VM6ev)

72 Maybe they should re-title the pamphlet: "What are you thinking? You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 01:08 PM (4HMW8)

73 Influx, dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

74 The girl. How much for the leetle girl? Posted by: garrett Thank heaven for them.

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at July 25, 2018 01:08 PM (IqV8l)

75 I can just imagine how many crimes go unreported, underreported, ignored.

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (bUjCl)

76 You know what's inappropriate? Farting in an elevator. Posted by: Fritz That'll teach me to read the comments first! See #66

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (oiNtH)

77 It's OK. They'll teach ten-year-old girls to hold up their hand and say "no." That'll solve the problem.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

78 This isn't Rapey Tuesday, is it? Wanton Wednesday?

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (2sCft)

79 tH) 67 A pamphlet like: "How to Dress a Goat Like a Little Girl" "Try one of our goats, they're ho's anyway." Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 06:07 PM (Zmczq) "Goat in Himmel!" - - Angela Merkwuridgelieber

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (VM6ev)

80
So dumb.  A pamphlet.  These sick bastards know its wrong whether immigrants or not, Sweden or not, muzzie or not.  They don't care, cause they are sick bastards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (r+sAi)

81 You know what's inappropriate?  Fondling the fruits and vegetables at the supermarket after readjusting your genitalia.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (wjHbC)

82 muzzie's to Sweden, If we can't get them out , we'll breed them out. Those 9 year old ain't of the middle eastern persuasion.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (g552U)

83 Gosh.  Just yesterday, Joy Behar was praising Sweden's socialism and how much better they are than us. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

84 Do they know me as Sammy the ship builder NO! Do they know me as Sammy the sailor NO! But fuck 1 child and I am called Sammy the Inappropriate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (JFO2v)

85 When you say Swedish you really mean Dearborn, MI right?

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 01:09 PM (r9UYA)

86 78 This isn't Rapey Tuesday, is it? Wanton Wednesday? Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 25, 2018 06:09 PM (2sCft) "Red Zepperin. Wanton Song. You go now!" - - Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:10 PM (VM6ev)

87 The actor from Star Trek "Eden" and the security guard who got eaten by Hannibal Lecter? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 06:05 PM (VM6ev) and Tucker McEllory, lead singer of The Good Ol' Boys, driving a Winnebago.

Posted by: Rev. Al Crapton - relevant, dammit at July 25, 2018 01:10 PM (hqsVE)

88 82 muzzie's to Sweden, If we can't get them out , we'll breed them out. Those 9 year old ain't of the middle eastern persuasion. Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2018 06:09 PM (g552U) And askin for it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:10 PM (JFO2v)

89 Sweden. Getting what they deserve good and hard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2018 01:10 PM (EoRCO)

90 83 Gosh. Just yesterday, Joy Behar was praising Sweden's socialism and how much better they are than us. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC) A belit in that whoremouth is long overdue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:10 PM (VM6ev)

91 PLEASE, NO AIR BISCUITS IN THE DINING AREA. THANK YOU

Posted by: IKEA cafeteria sign at July 25, 2018 01:11 PM (89T5c)

92 Ahmed bin Rapin:  "How much for the little boy?  I give you two goats and my wife."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

93 89 Sweden. Getting what they deserve good and hard. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2018 06:10 PM (EoRCO) The kids don't deserve this shit. They didn't have anything to do with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

94 Just noticed the left side bar. You go Fen. Most amount of MoMe's ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2018 01:11 PM (g552U)

95 85 When you say Swedish you really mean Dearborn, MI right? Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 06:09 PM (r9UYA) Is there still a war on clits in Minnesota?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (JFO2v)

96 I knew it was too good to last.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (Z7oqE)

97 The actor from Star Trek "Eden" Crack my knuckles and jump for joy, got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (IqV8l)

98
btw, today's oldie but goodie is Lucky Ladybug

Zombie is familiar, no doubt.

Ladybug, silver dollar, rabbit's foot
/clap clap clap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8FaBRHjIzI

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (AmDwF)

99 See? The Swedes share their children!

Posted by: Joy Blowhard at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (Tyii7)

100 So You're Thinking About Invading Poland.

Posted by: N. Chamberlain at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (CSNuj)

101 Gosh. Just yesterday, Joy Behar was praising Sweden's socialism and how much better they are than us. Posted by: Jane D'oh But still these people never move to these places. I hear that Nicaragua and Venezuela are a really nice.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (oiNtH)

102 95 85 When you say Swedish you really mean Dearborn, MI right? Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 06:09 PM (r9UYA) Is there still a war on clits in Minnesota? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 06:12 PM (JFO2v) Old and busted - glitz and glamor New hotness - clits and clamor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:12 PM (VM6ev)

103 Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?  See the loveli lakes.  The wonderful telephone system, and mani interesting furry animals, including the majestic moose.  But du not try to fook the majestic moose, dai bite.

Posted by: Sweedish Goverment Department in charge of moose at July 25, 2018 01:13 PM (gmo/4)

104 Anthony Weiner is interested in opportunities in the Stockholm area.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 01:13 PM (oVJmc)

105
Quick, name the singer: "Who Put The Bomp.."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:13 PM (AmDwF)

106 The kids don't deserve this shit. They didn't have anything to do with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 06:11 PM (NWiLs)




What Insomniac said. 

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 01:14 PM (lwiT4)

107 Stockholm Syndrome

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 01:14 PM (fA1SL)

108 Imma let you finish but damn lefty blogs are in meltdown over Trump's latest win against the EU. Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

109 Oh, for those halcyon days of long-ago when I could say "Un - be - leiv - a - ble !" and actually mean it. (Okay, sometimes even in a Chris - Tucker - as - Ruby - Rhod voice.)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 25, 2018 01:14 PM (yN/cP)

110 Islamic ideology and Middle-Eastern customs really are like cancer. Letting there people into your country is like purposely injecting leukemia cells into your veins.. They will metastasize and soon your whole society is riddled with incurable tumors. It doesn't just affect the location where the immigrants are: It affects every level of culture, philosophy, life and society.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:14 PM (c+2jX)

111 It's monumentally fucked up, but it is hardly unique. Mass rape is practically an epidemic in Britain, groping is turning Berlin into Cairo, the banlieus are still a going concern, and FGM is increasingly part of Minnesota. And that's not even getting into the rape and child abuse endemic to Hollywood. They are all part of a global culture being exported to the West, in a way that Indonesia and Jordan are not.

Posted by: trev006 at July 25, 2018 01:15 PM (S6rSu)

112 there people = these people

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:15 PM (c+2jX)

113 Still not tired of winning. Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf) He's like a win Pez dispenser.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:15 PM (NLLmE)

114 Quick, name the singer: "Who Put The Bomp.." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 06:13 PM (AmDwF) Freddy "Boom Boom" Cannon?......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2018 01:15 PM (EoRCO)

115 We need to be more like Sweden!!!!11!

Posted by: American Left at July 25, 2018 01:15 PM (nILVB)

116 >>OT, but I wonder if Mueller is going to try and connect Trump to the NXIUM cult, since one of the Bronfman sisters, as well as one of the women named in the indictments, can be tangentially connected to him (way back in 2007-2009) in a Six Degrees of Separation pretzel: There are WAY to many direct connections between NXIVM and the Clintons: https://twitter.com/JohnDoe78359022/status/ 987450266696986624

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 25, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

117 since one of the Bronfman sisters, as well as one of the women named in the indictments, can be tangentially connected to him (way back in 2007-2009) in a Six Degrees of Separation pretzel: " aw, if you do that you're gonna drag Kevin Bacon into it, and nobody want's that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 01:16 PM (k1TUh)

118
The kid from Welcome Back Kotter?

Uh, no.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:16 PM (AmDwF)

119 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS CAN'T READ SWEDISH!!!

Posted by: ShainS at July 25, 2018 01:16 PM (do1hq)

120 Good grief.  Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe.


Someone stop the insanity, please. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

121 Is CAIR on the terrorist list yet?

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 01:16 PM (r9UYA)

122 You know what is inappropriate?  Picking your nose at the buffet.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 01:16 PM (wjHbC)

123 110. REMOVE KEBAB

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

124 Imma let you finish but damn lefty blogs are in meltdown over Trump's latest win against the EU. Still not tired of winning. Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf) ----------- Me either. Bonus for PDT? It wiped "The Cohen Tapes" meme (for today) right off the air.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 01:17 PM (b3Pum)

125 98 btw, today's oldie but goodie is Lucky Ladybug Zombie is familiar, no doubt. Ladybug, silver dollar, rabbit's foot /clap clap clap! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8FaBRHjIzI Posted by: Soothsayer Actually, no! In a very rare turn of events, that's a song I'm not familiar with! Very very few of those. Thanks.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:17 PM (c+2jX)

126 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe. That doesn't even make sense on Bizarro world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 01:18 PM (IqV8l)

127 97 The actor from Star Trek "Eden" Crack my knuckles and jump for joy, got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 06:12 PM (IqV8l) "Steppin' into Islam, yea, brother..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:18 PM (VM6ev)

128 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe. Someone stop the insanity, please. = all right *remotely turns off Jane D'oh TV*

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:18 PM (bUjCl)

129 San Francisco seeks to ban companies from offering their own employees free lunches in company cafeterias: Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:01 PM (c+2jX) Funny, but not surprising. If memory serves, Frisco has always hated the tech giants, seeing them as little more than municipal ATMs. Like how they tried to stop Google from busing their employees who live in Frisco into their Mountain View HQ a few years back.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 01:18 PM (eXA4G)

130 *remotely turns off Jane D'oh TV*

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 06:18 PM (bUjCl)



It's at Newsbusters.  The interwebs. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

131 126 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe. That doesn't even make sense on Bizarro world. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 06:18 PM (IqV8l) Sick simple turd rant this...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:19 PM (VM6ev)

132 Sick simple turd rant this... Sick SIMPLETON rant this. FIFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:19 PM (VM6ev)

133 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 06:02 PM (VM6ev) Was Carlos Slim a funder of Cortex?

Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 01:19 PM (kiSdp)

134 In other news, courtesy of the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve and Valu - Rite LLC of Bardstown, KY: To Ace, the cob-loggers, and the Horde, health, prosperity, long life, and VICTORY ! Confusion to our enemies ! *swigs, quaffs*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 25, 2018 01:19 PM (yN/cP)

135 See...nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Perv Weinstein at July 25, 2018 01:19 PM (bppfg)

136 126 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe. That doesn't even make sense on Bizarro world. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Next up: Trump is Lee Harvey Oswald!

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:20 PM (c+2jX)

137 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe. That doesn't even make sense on Bizarro world. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 06:18 PM (IqV8l) ------ Trump shot Lincoln? Well that's quite a trick.

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2018 01:20 PM (zQbVg)

138 115 We need to be more like Sweden!!!!11! Posted by: American Left at July 25, 2018 06:15 PM (nILVB) More Seka. Less sickness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:20 PM (VM6ev)

139 Seeing as how the left wants to normalize sex with children, this won't raise an eyebrow. 


Next up:  How to romance your sheltie. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

140 133 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 06:02 PM (VM6ev) Was Carlos Slim a funder of Cortex? Posted by: clutch at July 25, 2018 06:19 PM (kiSdp) No idea. I assume she get her dough the old fashioned way. By blowing Nazi collaborators.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (VM6ev)

141 It's at Newsbusters. The interwebs. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC) *removes clickbait Newsbusters link*

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (bUjCl)

142 Next up: How to romance your sheltie. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC) Gives fetching balls a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

143 damn lefty blogs are in meltdown over Trump's latest win against the EU. <<<<
What exactly could they possibly not like about trade?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (r+sAi)

144 How do we pull out of this spiraling degeneration of the West? I can see no other way than to directly confront the progressives at every level. But this is not even conceivable given the quality and character of our "team."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (H8QX8)

145 TRUMP IS JUST LIKE AARON BURR! SHOT GEORGE HAMILTON IN COLD BLOOD!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (xPJvm)

146 Trump shot Lincoln? Well that's quite a trick. Posted by: Weasel No, but he did go to a theater once. So there!

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (oiNtH)

147 Trump is like John Wilkes Booth in what way?? Wants the South to secede? Is planning on killing the President of the United States-which is Trump himself? I can't even begin to understand the lunacy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 01:21 PM (AllCR)

148 Hey, it comes out of my ass and I snatch it and run with it. *shrugs*

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at July 25, 2018 01:22 PM (Tyii7)

149 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe. That doesn't even make sense on Bizarro world. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 06:18 PM (IqV8l) Trump is a Democrat????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 01:22 PM (eXA4G)

150 105 Quick, name the singer: "Who Put The Bomp.." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 06:13 PM (AmDwF) Chubby Checker?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 01:22 PM (VM6ev)

151 Spent last weekend with a cousin and was worried about what they watched on TV.  No need, it was all sports and METV, and the weather.

Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2018 01:22 PM (w1Pth)

152 110 Islamic ideology and Middle-Eastern customs really are like cancer. But notice that no women's groups, LGBT groups, press, or religions ever mention that their lives are in danger from allowing customs from the Middle-East into our culture.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:22 PM (JFO2v)

153 139 Seeing as how the left wants to normalize sex with children, this won't raise an eyebrow. Next up: How to romance your sheltie. Posted by: Jane D'oh That was last week: Lena Dunham tweets, "Never trust anyone who doesn't regularly french kiss animals": https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2018/07/18/ lena-dunham-deletes-tweets-about-french-kissing-animals/23484930/ For real.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (c+2jX)

154 Trump shot Evil Knievel?

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (RuIsu)

155 AoSHQ - accurate titles you wont see anywhere else.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (FhXTo)

156 154 Trump shot Evil Knievel? Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 06:23 PM (RuIsu) He shot the sheriff.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

157 Do You Really Need a Doctor to Remove a Clit? Yes, just as a suggestion though.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (Evws/)

158 Trump = killing Obama's legacy > modern day John Wilkes Boothe


That's the only thing that remotely makes sense. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

159 But notice that no women's groups, LGBT groups, press, or religions ever mention that their lives are in danger from allowing customs from the Middle-East into our culture. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 06:22 PM (JFO2v) interesting , no ? now why is that ?

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (bUjCl)

160 The euros have been trying to destroy themselves and each other for 100 years. WTF can you do?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:23 PM (NLLmE)

161 Sloppy Joes and tots for dinner!!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2018 01:24 PM (MVjcR)

162 We need to be more like Sweden!!!!11! Posted by: American Left at July 25, 2018 06:15 PM (nILVB) More Seka. Less sickness. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 06:20 PM (VM6ev) Seka is actually American, born and raised. Or, so I've been told....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 01:24 PM (eXA4G)

163 159 But notice that no women's groups, LGBT groups, press, or religions ever mention that their lives are in danger from allowing customs from the Middle-East into our culture. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 06:22 PM (JFO2v) interesting , no ? now why is that ? Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl) It's 'cause Christians don't cut people's heads off when they're offended. Mohammedans have been known to do that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

164 I'm pretty sure that Daniel Boone's daughter Jemima married at age 14, and I know he married his wife Rebecca when she was 17. Not uncommon historically for girls to get married in their mid-teens, when the economics to do so worked out. Given that ScoggDogg was just here last night practically encouraging his son to go out and have sex out of wedlock with (presumably) teenage girls, it seems kind of wrong-headed to turn around and wax indignant about child brides, which are at least in a marriage, just because they are Muslims.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2018 01:24 PM (bZ7mE)

165 Forget it, it's Jack Nicholsen's house, Jake.

Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (bppfg)

166 The euros have been trying to destroy themselves and each other for 100 years. WTF can you do? Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 06:23 PM (NLLmE) Sweden was always very neutral, you see. They liked everybody.

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (bUjCl)

167 161 Sloppy Joes and tots for dinner!!! Posted by: Weasel I like tots for dessert.

Posted by: Swedish Muslim at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (c+2jX)

168 Where the heck are my Wheaties?  Friggin' General Mills.

Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

169 So other than that, Mr Clinton, how did you enjoy the play?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (Evws/)

170
Anyone else craving a burger and fries from Checker's now?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (AmDwF)

171 I think it's adorable that the Swedes imagine that their "guests" are capable of reading any language.

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (Xo3T0)

172 30 The left's new code-word for their fascist tendencies is "conversation." How can you tell when a leftist wants to impose fascist rules? They say they merely want to "start a conversation." Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:01 PM (c+2jX) Yeah, I know. Like "We need to have a national conversation about sensible gun regulation." The Left's notion of conversation is "We talk, you listen."

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (sdi6R)

173 159 But notice that no women's groups, LGBT groups, press, or religions ever mention that their lives are in danger from allowing customs from the Middle-East into our culture. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 06:22 PM (JFO2v) interesting , no ? now why is that ? Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)
It's the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact of the 21st Century. The Left sees Islam as another tool to destroy the Western Civ that they hate. I am waiting for the Operation Barbarossa moment when the Leftists get what is coming to them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 01:25 PM (ujg0T)

174 I need to move to Sweden. Harry Reid

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (LiyEm)

175 You know what I miss the most not having TV? Turner Movie Classics. Or Turner Classic Movies. Can never remember.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (NLLmE)

176

At the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) #RedforFeds rally in Washington D.C. on Wednesday, union members began chanting 'lock him up,' referring to President Donald Trump.

The AFGE is the largest federal employee union, representing 700,000 federal and D.C. government workers.

During Rep. Gerry Connolly's (D-VA) remarks, he bashed the Trump administration for its treatment of federal employees.


ntknetwork,com


Red for Fed. Nice.


Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (r9UYA)

177 Trump shot Lincoln? Well that's quite a trick. Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2018 06:20 PM (zQbVg) --- That tingle went up Chrissy's brain and short circuited it. Poor guy's been beat over the head with a stupid stick too many times. Bless his heart.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (SjcEJ)

178
Rally fries, anyone?


You redneck hicks are lucky ducks.

You got Rallys, Checkers, and Waffle Houses everywhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (AmDwF)

179 White House banned CNN reporter Caitlin Collins from today's Rose Garden presser for shouting questions at a recent Oval Office photo op.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (/tuJf)

180 137 Good grief. Now Chris Matthews Leg is still quivering from BHusseins speech. Never trust an old white guy getting a chubby watching a halfblack talk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (JFO2v)

181

 

San Francisco seeks to ban companies from offering their own employees free lunches in company cafeterias:

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:01 PM (c+2jX)

 

 

 Maybe paying bus boys  $15.00 an  hour wasn't such a hot idea.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (10vO4)

182 Ayatollah Khomeini quote: A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine. From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (/bYHr)

183 Sweden was always very neutral, you see. They liked everybody.

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 06:25 PM (bUjCl) 




They liked the Nazis just a little bit more.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (lwiT4)

184 LGBT groups, press, or religions ever mention that their lives are in danger from allowing customs from the Middle-East into our culture.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

interesting , no ? now why is that ?

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)


Maybe some male gays think Muslim men are sexy, with the beards and all. Until they meet on a roof top somewhere on a tall building.

Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2018 01:26 PM (w1Pth)

185 Up to even.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (SjcEJ)

186 You know who hates lawyers? PDJT, GOAT, hates lawyers.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (+Tibp)

187 Failed loser D hack from NYC, Jow Crowley, says the seperated families (a.k.a. invading foreigners) ought to be "compensated" for the hardship and stress they endured "because of the this administration." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 06:01 Since when do you get compensated for breaking the law? WTF? They caused their own "hardship and stress", idiots.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (yJ1e6)

188 Islam has rules for everything.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (/bYHr)

189
Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe.


AND LITERALLY HITLER!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

190 I am waiting for the Operation Barbarossa moment when the Leftists get what is coming to them. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 06:25 PM (ujg0T) Moved Nicaragua

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (saOkK)

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Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 01:27 PM (b3Pum)

192 "Good grief. Now Chris Matthews is calling Trump John Wilkes Boothe." It used to be one had to go to the circus to experience the freakshow. Now you just turn on the "news". Matthews is apparently still Stoned-Drunk Drooling Man Who Blurts Extra Stupid At Clouds. Coincidentally, I think that might be his Irish-Indian name, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 01:28 PM (6eEQ+)

193 >>The left's new code-word for their fascist tendencies is "conversation."

How can you tell when a leftist wants to impose fascist rules? They say they merely want to "start a conversation."
Posted by: zombie

Soon 'conversations' will begin and end at 3200 FPS.

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 01:28 PM (r9UYA)

194 Leg is still quivering from BHusseins speech. Never trust an old white guy getting a chubby watching a halfblack talk. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v) --- *snicker*

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:28 PM (SjcEJ)

195 Trump is like John Wilkes Booth in what way?? I'm guessing it's how they're looking at the unemployment numbers. Trump killed Lincoln, slavery has returned, all black people are working. For The Man.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 01:28 PM (QrTqV)

196 Sad thing is you can't even begin to deal with the Muslims until you deal with the real enemy, and that's the people who behind something like this. Once that's done, if it can be done, dealing with the invaders isn't going to be all that hard. A small percentage of real troublemakers will need to be killed. The rest will leave.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 01:28 PM (4ErVI)

197 Maybe some male gays think Muslim men are sexy, with the beards and all. Until they meet on a roof top somewhere on a tall building. Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2018 06:26 PM (w1Pth) Marry Fuck Kill YES PLEASE

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:29 PM (JFO2v)

198 127 97
The actor from Star Trek "Eden"

Crack my knuckles and jump for joy, got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 06:12 PM (IqV8l)


"Steppin' into Islam,
yea, brother..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 06:18 PM (VM6ev)


tears of laughter, all over my keyboard.    The F key is shorting out.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 01:29 PM (UsCnO)

199 Bret Baier reporting on CNN being butt hurt about reporter being tossed from presser.

And Fox sez they stand with CNN on the issue. 


No response from the WH.  PDT should respond:  "Because F you, that's why."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

200 It's 'cause Christians don't cut people's heads off when they're offended. Mohammedans have been known to do that. Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs) maybe, but I not sure that is why... It's the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact of the 21st Century. The Left sees Islam as another tool to destroy the Western Civ that they hate. I am waiting for the Operation Barbarossa moment when the Leftists get what is coming to them. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 06:25 PM (ujg0T) think that is closer to the truth; fellow travelers

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:29 PM (bUjCl)

201 175 You know what I miss the most not having TV? Turner Movie Classics. Or Turner Classic Movies. Can never remember. Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 06:26 PM (NLLmE) Yeah, it's my favorite channel. By far. That guy's a dick, though... Ben Mankewitz. A shrieking prog.

Posted by: Rev. Al Crapton - relevant, dammit at July 25, 2018 01:29 PM (hqsVE)

202 At least they've moved closer to reality.  Unlike Valdemort, Booth was real.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

203 190 I am waiting for the Operation Barbarossa moment when the Leftists get what is coming to them. Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 06:25 PM (ujg0T) Moved Nicaragua Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:27 PM (saOkK)
Those were the days of the 1980s, when Leftists knelt down and bent over to politically fellate the Sandinistas.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 01:30 PM (ujg0T)

204 182 Ayatollah Khomeini quote: A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine. From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh" Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug The reason that makes a lot of sense is that no one would want to swallow your neighbor's congealed semen when eating camel-anus, but swallowing the congealed semen of the guy from down the road is perfectly natural.

Posted by: Swedish Muslim at July 25, 2018 01:30 PM (c+2jX)

205 Or Turner Classic Movies. Can never remember. Posted by: eleven TCM and I hear they're developing their own streaming service. Nice.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 01:30 PM (+Tibp)

206 30 The left's new code-word for their fascist tendencies is "conversation." How can you tell when a leftist wants to impose fascist rules? They say they merely want to "start a conversation." Case in point: San Francisco seeks to ban companies from offering their own employees free lunches in company cafeterias: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/san-francisco-looks-to-ban-free-lunch-at-tech-companies/ What possible justification could they offer for this fascistic law? To force employees to spend money at the city's overpriced hipster restaurants. And, right on cue, the sponsor of the new fascist law explains, "This is the beginning of a conversation," he said. "We think it's an appropriate conversation to have now." Uh huh. "Conversation." Noting that down. Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:01 PM (c+2jX) Leftists aren't happy unless they're forcing someone to do something, or prohibiting someone from doing something. They view the horror the notion that someone, somewhere, might be doing something simply because he feels like it. Notice that the linked article, and the corresponding one on Reason, while bemoaning the tough times of the restaurants, do not mention the 800 lb. gorilla in the room: the raising the minimum wage. Funny, that. OTOH, the leftists have further enriched the language with their latest excretion, "conversation," which now takes its place in the leftist pantheon alongside "vibrant" and "robust," as vapid honorifics that serve the purpose of linguistic cologne on a conceptual turd.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity [/i][/s][/b] at July 25, 2018 01:30 PM (8DwPe)

207 So why were the Crusades wrong again (other than their implementation?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 01:30 PM (PgcCO)

208
Why do we live in a time when anyone "takes a stand" they're ALWAYS on the Wrong Side?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:31 PM (AmDwF)

209 They finally tossed a CNN reporter from the WH? What side of the roof?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 01:31 PM (4ErVI)

210 it seems kind of wrong-headed to turn around and wax indignant about child brides, which are at least in a marriage, just because they are Muslims." First, there's a big difference between 14 and 17. Although mental state is a different matter, women are generally biological adults by age 17. And the American Frontier is a bad example because the average settler could only hope for about a 35 year lifespan, whether due to disease, accident, or for women, childbirth. Those who didn't have children early didn't have a good chance of seeing them into adulthood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 01:31 PM (k1TUh)

211 I've never been to Checkers. Any good?

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 01:31 PM (88xKn)

212 The Viking blood is gone.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 01:31 PM (yQpMk)

213 207 So why were the Crusades wrong again (other than their implementation?) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 06:30 PM (PgcCO)
It wasn't. In fact, I must say sometimes I think an "Operation Last Crusade" is in order, and I don't mean Indiana Jones.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (ujg0T)

214 So why were the Crusades wrong again?


Because shut up, that's why.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (lwiT4)

215 They liked the Nazis just a little bit more. Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 06:26 PM (lwiT4) *sigh* Ja

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (bUjCl)

216
The only time Republicans speak up is...


to condemn another Republican.


Otherwise, Republicans sit on their thumbs and keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (AmDwF)

217 1 You know what's inappropriate? Fondling the fruits and vegetables at the supermarket after readjusting your genitalia. Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 06:09 PM (wjHbC I push coconuts down my pants to scratch my balls.

Posted by: Soona at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (wEV/y)

218 188 Islam has rules for everything. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 25, 2018 06:27 PM (/bYHr) You violated the posting rule, now go cut off your hand.

Posted by: Islam at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (U2JQS)

219 209 They finally tossed a CNN reporter from the WH? What side of the roof? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (4ErVI) They asked him if he wanted a ride on Marine 1.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (PgcCO)

220 eleven, https://www.filmstruck.com/us/

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (SjcEJ)

221 Sweden? So that's where the Vichy Government escaped to.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2018 01:32 PM (q6u2X)

222 179 White House banned CNN reporter Caitlin Collins from today's Rose Garden presser for shouting questions at a recent Oval Office photo op.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 06:26 PM (/tuJf)


Act civilized and professional or a time out for you.

 

 

The effectiveness in the simplicity  of this action is heart-warming.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (UsCnO)

223 I've never been to Checkers. Any good?

Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (88xKn)


I like their fries......

Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (w1Pth)

224
The Swedes were never vikings.

The Norwegians were the vikings!
And the Danes.

Or the Danes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (AmDwF)

225 Trump has to smack the press like the naughty dogs they are with a rolled up newspaper. I honestly don't know how Trump, Sanders, et. al. take this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

226 Now chuck Acosta.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (/tuJf)

227 211 I've never been to Checkers. Any good? Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (88xKn) I think that is the one that is the same as Rally's, no? White Castle=Krystal Rally's=Checkers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (PgcCO)

228 White House banned CNN reporter Caitlin Collins from today's Rose Garden presser for shouting questions at a recent Oval Office photo op.

About time these assholes observed a little decorum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

229 No TV here at the homestead, but I stream Filmstruck on my devices. Think this week is showcasing Elizabeth Taylor.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:33 PM (SjcEJ)

230 TCM and I hear they're developing their own streaming service. Nice. Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 06:30 PM (+Tibp) Cool. I want the No Mankiewicz option.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (NLLmE)

231 196 Sad thing is you can't even begin to deal with the Muslims until you deal with the real enemy, and that's the people who behind something like this. Once that's done, if it can be done, dealing with the invaders isn't going to be all that hard. A small percentage of real troublemakers will need to be killed. The rest will leave. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI) This.

Posted by: Rev. Al Crapton - relevant, dammit at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (hqsVE)

232 So why were the Crusades wrong again?

Remember when Imam Obama told Christians to get off our high horses because Crusades?  Yeah, they need to be cranked back up.  On steroids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

233 Islam is the most destructive and despicable cult in the history of our planet. But let's not say their dear leader was a verifiable pedophile. That would be impolite

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (q6u2X)

234 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (saOkK)

235 You know what's inappropriate? Farting in an elevator. Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 06:04 PM Even if you're about to exit? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: George Constanza at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (ctuyM)

236 Bret Baier reporting on CNN being butt hurt about reporter being tossed from presser. And Fox sez they stand with CNN on the issue. They should give up their Whitehouse press pass to J.J. That would get the Morning Report kicking.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

237 179 White House banned CNN reporter Caitlin Collins from today's Rose Garden presser for shouting questions at a recent Oval Office photo op. Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 06:26 PM (/tuJf) Shouldn't that be "Bruce" Collins? There should be conservation of Bruces in the world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity [/i][/s][/b] at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (8DwPe)

238 220 eleven, https://www.filmstruck.com/us/ Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 06:32 PM (SjcEJ) THX SMH!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:34 PM (NLLmE)

239 Sweden's been infected by the same disease as Germany. Liberalism. It's the common thread.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (q6u2X)

240 The Swedes were never vikings.

The Norwegians were the vikings!



Sweden and Norway used to be one country.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (lwiT4)

241 Act civilized and professional or a time out for you. The effectiveness in the simplicity of this action is heart-warming. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 06:33 PM (UsCnO)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders should say exactly that to the press pukes. She is like a weary mother dealing with and finally punishing dishonest and spoiled children.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (ujg0T)

242 Yeah, let's make these pussies part of NATO.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (7PllL)

243 You know what's inappropriate? Farting in an elevator. Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 06:04 PM It is? Opps

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (saOkK)

244 How can you tell when a leftist wants to impose fascist rules? They say they merely want to "start a conversation." Posted by: zombie What they really mean is a conversion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (IqV8l)

245 188 Islam has rules for everything. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug Islam has a rule that says it's OK to rub your penis on the thigh of a baby and ejaculate onto its skin, but it's not OK to penetrate the baby's vagina until its ninth birthday. It's also OK for a woman to perform oral sex on a man and swallow his pre-ejaculate, but if she swallows when he fully ejaculates, it's punishable by the death penalty. Seriously. Western liberals just have no idea. No idea whatsoever.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (c+2jX)

246
You can't show up at the White House every day and just shout at the president.

CNN has become the Streakers of the news media.

CNN white house "reporters" are like Flashers. They show up naked and streak for attention.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:35 PM (AmDwF)

247 The Left's notion of conversation is "We talk, you listen." Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:25 PM (sdi6R) Too nice. More like "We talk, you sit there and shut the fuck up. Or else."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 01:36 PM (eXA4G)

248 Something like 30 Million have cut the cable since 2016. Nice, I hope Cable companies dies soon so Mrs Blutarski will have no choice but to cut.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 01:36 PM (+Tibp)

249 242 Yeah, let's make these pussies part of NATO. Posted by: Regular joe at July 25, 2018 06:35 PM (7PllL)
Have they really applied?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 01:36 PM (ujg0T)

250 The Swedes were never vikings. Not if the History Channel's Vikings is to be believed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

251 NP eleven. Currently watching the 1970s version of Jesus of Nazareth .

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 01:36 PM (SjcEJ)

252 Fox News has been dead to me for quite some time.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 01:36 PM (LiyEm)

253 I honestly don't know how Trump, Sanders, et. al. take this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 06:33 PM (oiNtH)



But Joe Wilson (R-SC) yelled "You lie!" at a SOTU when Obama was straight up lying. 



Some on the left felt it was a hanging offense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

254 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK)


the Nigerian Prince will help you with your money problems.

Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2018 01:37 PM (w1Pth)

255 234 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 01:37 PM (sdi6R)

256 And the American Frontier is a bad example because the average settler could only hope for about a 35 year lifespan, whether due to disease, accident, or for women, childbirth. Those who didn't have children early didn't have a good chance of seeing them into adulthood. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (k1TUh) True of Victorian England too. That's why Dickens's books are replete with orphaned children. Mean life span was circa 40ish, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity [/i][/s][/b] at July 25, 2018 01:37 PM (8DwPe)

257 Brett Baier reminds me of a fire plug in our neighborhood that the dogs relieve themselves on.

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 01:37 PM (r9UYA)

258 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM <<<<<
I got that one about a year ago.  I laughed too.  I wish I actually had talked to the scammers, I could then ask them to send me money.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2018 01:38 PM (r+sAi)

259 206 Leftists aren't happy unless they're forcing someone to do something, or prohibiting someone from doing something. So I was in Germany and Italy years ago and Israel not to long ago. So everyone going to lunch gets a meal ticket from the Time and Attendance machine. I guess the companies at one time had standing order with caterers to bring in lunch so that it was a company bonding experience. Then you could not write off lunch unless you gave vouchers so bringing in lunch was basically outlawed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:38 PM (JFO2v)

260 Farting on an elevator is just crop dusting on the Z axis.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 01:38 PM (0tfLf)

261 255 234 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply. Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R) I got one once, and asked "Bob," the IRS agent who was inexplicably posted to Mumbai, if he had any good recipes for curry. Preferably not TOO authentic, thanks. Click. Dial tone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity [/i][/s][/b] at July 25, 2018 01:38 PM (8DwPe)

262 My late FIL fought in the Swedish Navy.  I use 'fought" with a big tongue in cheek.  They mostly stared at the water and pointed the Nazis towards Norway.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 01:38 PM (lwiT4)

263 More Seka. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2018 06:20 PM You want more Seka. You'd settle for more Aunt Peg. You'll get more Lena.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2018 01:38 PM (ctuyM)

264 >>252 Fox News has been dead to me for quite some time.

Same here since 2008. I call it The Rube Network.

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 01:39 PM (r9UYA)

265 Damn, zombie. Islam has really, really, really thought that through. Like obsessively. Seems like a tell to me.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 01:39 PM (6eEQ+)

266 234 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) Go to Wal-Mart or CVS and buy $1000 in Google Play gift cards...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

267 Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:35 PM (c+2jX)


Jeeze louise!   

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:39 PM (ptqGC)

268 Lena Dunham tweets, "Never trust anyone who doesn't regularly french kiss animals": ==== Quick! Someone send her a cobra.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 25, 2018 01:39 PM (nILVB)

269 Enough of this - muzzies are savages. Are there new Housecoat Hillary images today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 25, 2018 01:40 PM (J3qJd)

270 So zuckerberg lost billions today??? Bwahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 01:40 PM (0tfLf)

271 255 234 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply. Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R) Heh. I got that robo-Fed call on Monday.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 01:40 PM (eXA4G)

272 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply. Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R) I also got a call from CBD...a coincidence? I don't think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 01:40 PM (saOkK)

273 First, there's a big difference between 14 and 17. Although mental state is a different matter, women are generally biological adults by age 17. And the American Frontier is a bad example because the average settler could only hope for about a 35 year lifespan, whether due to disease, accident, or for women, childbirth. Those who didn't have children early didn't have a good chance of seeing them into adulthood. Wasn't just the frontier, I think, though I suspect that the age went up a couple years in more settled areas. Boone wasn't on the frontier when he married Rebecca, for example. Fifteen and sixteen seem to be pretty common ages for medieval aristocracy, also. I'd be curious to know where you got that 35 year life expectancy from, btw. I've been reading I can find about the frontier for 25 years now, and I've never run across an estimate like that. I'm not saying that I think marrying girls off in their early teens is a good idea, if that isn't clear. I'm just observing that we might not be as much better as we'd like to pretend.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2018 01:41 PM (bZ7mE)

274 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK)

I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R)


Haven't had one of those in a while.  I always loved the use of "the cops."  It sounded all official and stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 01:41 PM (ptqGC)

275 Don't worry NGU - if you get arrested I'll bake you a cake with a file in it. I've accumulate a good supply of those since I started hanging out here, just in case.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 01:41 PM (JJZzu)

276
Not if the History Channel's Vikings is to be believed.

Would Logatha lie to you?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:41 PM (AmDwF)

277 252 Fox News has been dead to me for quite some time. Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2018 06:36 PM (LiyEm) I've never been able to stand it. Just Gutfeld. And the leg chair.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 01:42 PM (NLLmE)

278 272 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply. Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R)
What is sad is that I do have many tax clients who get upset and call me when they get a call like that. I always reassure them that they are fake and the IRS first sends letters, then more letters, then finally goes for liens.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 25, 2018 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

279 I also got a call from CBD...a coincidence? I don't think so Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:40 PM You got a personal exhortation to eschew pure maple syrup on French Toast? Dooooooooooood!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

280 234 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) What? Obviously a scam. No one is going to call you telling you they've got a warrant for your arrest. Especially the Feds.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 01:42 PM (4ErVI)

281 I also got a call from CBD...a coincidence? I don't think so Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:40 PM (saOkK) --------- Good grief. He ratted you out.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 01:42 PM (JJZzu)

282 The thing with Islam? The more you find out about it... the worse it is. Seriously. This is a great book on Islam: https://www.amazon.com/Reliance-Traveller-Classic-Islamic-Al-Salik/dp/0915957728

Posted by: Rev. Al Crapton - relevant, dammit at July 25, 2018 01:42 PM (hqsVE)

283 My late FIL fought in the Swedish Navy. I use 'fought" with a big tongue in cheek. They mostly stared at the water and pointed the Nazis towards Norway. Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 06:38 PM (lwiT4) 400 years ago it was apparently considered to be a big deal when Tsar Peter the Above Average beat the Swedish Navy.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (nBr1j)

284 Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 06:41 PM (JJZzu) #Files-R-Us

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (J3qJd)

285 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) no one is safe ! NO ONE !

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (bUjCl)

286 275 Don't worry NGU - if you get arrested I'll bake you a cake with a file in it. I've accumulate a good supply of those since I started hanging out here, just in case. Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 06:41 PM (JJZzu) She also has a special two for one deal on prison shanks made from toothbrushes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (PgcCO)

287

nood durbin

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (AmDwF)

288 Haven't had one of those in a while. I always loved the use of "the cops." It sounded all official and stuff. Posted by: Jane D'oh Tell 'em "come and get me copper, you'll never take me alive!!!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (IqV8l)

289 NGU. Be nice to Bluebell and she may slip you a shiv so you can stay safe whilst in the slammer.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (0tfLf)

290 bluebell: "Don't worry NGU - if you get arrested I'll bake you a cake with a file in it..." Are those recipes in the AoSHQ Cookbook?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (6eEQ+)

291 Are there new Housecoat Hillary images today? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 06:40 PM (J3qJd) Holy shit sitting down to dinner and tablecloth missing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (JFO2v)

292 "if you are thinking of killing a jihadist that raped your child or your neighbor, we want you to know that  ... technically speaking that would be considered illegal ... if it ever went to court.  But we don't want to impose our values on you, so you do what you think is best"

Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2018 01:43 PM (bT8Z4)

293 Don't worry NGU - if you get arrested I'll bake you a cake with a file in it. I've accumulate a good supply of those since I started hanging out here, just in case. Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 06:41 PM (JJZzu) I'm gonna hold ya to that, but please please I implore you, do NOT make it gluten free!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (saOkK)

294 She also has a special two for one deal on prison shanks made from toothbrushes. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 06:43 PM (PgcCO) ---------- Sporks, people, SPORKS!

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (JJZzu)

295 >>I've never been to Checkers. Any good? Posted by: dantesed

No! I tried to get the little bastard to lick my dick and he bit me.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (2cuLk)

296 You'll never take us alive, coppers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (J3qJd)

297 Western liberals just have no idea. No idea whatsoever. Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 06:35 PM (c+2jX) It is not just liberals. In America, knowledge about even the basics of Islam is almost nil. Most use "religion of tolerance" that they heard from GWB (and many others since). Democracy dies in willfull ignorance as well as darkness.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (c25ja)

298 She also has a special two for one deal on prison shanks made from toothbrushes. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 06:43 PM (PgcCO) ----- Sporks!

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (MVjcR)

299 Soothsayer: "nood durbin" For the love of God, no!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (6eEQ+)

300 I'm gonna hold ya to that, but please please I implore you, do NOT make it gluten free! Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:44 PM (saOkK) -------- What kind of a monster do you think I am? .

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 01:44 PM (JJZzu)

301 274 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I received a bunch of similar calls from the Canadian Revenue Agency.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 01:45 PM (nBr1j)

302 *Religion of Peace Dammit.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 25, 2018 01:45 PM (c25ja)

303 272 I got a call today that the IRS is issuing an arrest warrant for me. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (saOkK) I got a similar message on my answering machine the other day. It was actually a robotic voice that told me "the cops" would arrest me if I didn't comply. Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (sdi6R) "Come and get me, copper!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity [/i][/s][/b] at July 25, 2018 01:45 PM (8DwPe)

304 See? Weasel knows.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 01:45 PM (JJZzu)

305 White House banned CNN reporter Caitlin Collins from today's Rose Garden presser for shouting questions at a recent Oval Office photo op. So she's alive. So much for Trump doing what Putin wants.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 01:45 PM (CE5C/)

306 CNN does this so that they can then go on the air and say that PDT or his administration refuses to answer the question. They have the ethics of rabid hyenas. My apologies to hyenas.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2018 01:46 PM (oiNtH)

307 The Swedes were never vikings. The Norwegians were the vikings! And the Danes. Forget the Vikings. Sweden dominated northern Europe for generations during the 17th century, and were were known for extremely aggressive attacks that relied on speed and shock combat over firepower. The emasculated Swede is a fairly recent development.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2018 01:46 PM (bZ7mE)

308 We are told we need diversity, so I ask: How many clits can be cut off in the US annually? How many 9 YOs raped? How many 14 YO child brides? How many LBGT murder? How many illegal drunk drivers? We publish numbers for other issues!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:46 PM (JFO2v)

309 What kind of a monster do you think I am? Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 06:44 PM Hard to know for sure, given the level of irrational disdain for the New York Yankees, the leader in World Championships.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)

310 That guy's a dick, though... Ben Mankewitz. A shrieking prog. Posted by: Rev. Al Crapton - relevant, dammit at July 25, 2018 06:29 PM (hqsVE) Yeah, but the interwebz are forever. I will stomach him because the election night vid is a Trump Classic Moment.

Posted by: golfman at July 25, 2018 01:47 PM (If3tB)

311 "They should give up their Whitehouse press pass to J.J. That would get the Morning Report kicking. Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 06:34 PM (yQpMk)" Second !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 25, 2018 01:47 PM (yN/cP)

312 The emasculated Swede is a fairly recent development. Posted by: Grey Fox at July 25, 2018 06:46 PM Along with the Swedish Bikini Team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)

313 It's cute that CNN children think their questions are important and must be asked or something is at stake. Arrogant airheads, which would be a good name for a bad.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 01:48 PM (nBr1j)

314 "The irony is that in Syria, having sex with and impregnating a child leads to a 9-year stint in prison whereas Sweden rewards the same behavior with financial aid and a helpful pamphlet." What better way to encourage the average Muslim man to migrate from Syria to Sweden? They're putting up a flashing red sign saying, "We've done away with the concept of jail bait".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 01:48 PM (/qEW2)

315 265 Damn, zombie. Islam has really, really, really thought that through. Like obsessively. Seems like a tell to me. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel --- Jeeze louise! Posted by: Jane D'oh Actually, upon further research, I got the rules slightly wrong. Here's the actual fatwa: https://islamqa.org/shafii/qibla-shafii/33208 "Are ejaculate [m: Ar. maniyy, cf. Reliance, e10.4], pre-ejaculate [m: Ar. madhy, cf. Reliance, e10.5(1)], and other fluids that exit the male and female private parts included in what must be avoided? What exactly is meant by “avoid”? Does it mean not swallowing or does it also mean avoiding contact? If, by “avoid”, you mean avoiding contact, then this effectively renders these acts forbidden since it is almost impossible to avoid contact with these fluids since pre-ejaculate (Ar. madhy), for example, will inevitably be present in such a situation. Are these acts disliked (makruh) or contrary to the sunnah? (1) Yes, it is obligatory to avoid filth (meaning to touch it when it is moist or when the one touching it is moist) except when one needs to. Otherwise, this would be considered smearing oneself with filth, which is forbidden. (2) Ejaculate (Ar. maniyy) is pure, so it is not necessary to avoid. However, swallowing it is forbidden because it is considered repulsive. As for pre-ejaculate (Ar. madhy) and other fluids that exit the private parts, they are filthy, and must be avoided as described above. (3) “Avoiding [h: filth]” means avoiding direct skin contact with any part of the body, whether by swallowing or by touching. (4) What the scholars have explicitly mentioned is that these acts are permitted between husband and wife. However, they are only permitted if one avoids contact with filth because there is no need [h: to touch the filth] in this case. So if one wants to perform such an act, he or she must stay away from filth. [h: As for the objection that the condition of avoiding filth effectively renders these acts impermissible, it is not true because] not everyone immediately excretes pre-ejaculate (Ar. madhy); rather, people have differing natures in this regard. ----------------------- Islam takes fascism to the nth degree, regulating every little gesture and movement you might make in bed with your own spouse.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2018 01:49 PM (c+2jX)

316 I've never been to Checkers. Any good? Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (88xKn) When they first came out in the early 90's pretty good. Now just another burger joint but they do have low prices.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2018 01:50 PM (EoRCO)

317 regarding life expectancy - this site doesn't really give their source, but says mid 19th century life expectancy in the US was 36 for men, 38 for women. I made an extrapolation to 35 for the frontier since the risks were so much higher, as was the lack of medical care if any serious illness arose. Besides disease, women were at risk due to the very high incidence of death due to childbirth, while men's low life expectancy would have been due to working accidents and the high amount of violence out in a rough, loosely governed area.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 01:51 PM (k1TUh)

318 link: http://proheraldica.com/interesting-facts/life-expectancy-19th-century/

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 01:51 PM (k1TUh)

319 Sporks!!

Posted by: amy schumer at July 25, 2018 01:52 PM (Evws/)

320 316 I've never been to Checkers. Any good? Posted by: dantesed at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (88xKn) Places to never get a burger McD BK Wendys Checkers 5 guys 4 Guys 3 guys Just grab your phone and put in burger. Go to carlos down by me or baileys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

321 A once proud people who used France like an ATM . I guess the manly men stayed in warmer climes, hence the 7 ft. tall feminine men we see today.

Posted by: ck at July 25, 2018 02:19 PM (GXRoa)

322 256 And the American Frontier is a bad example because the average settler could only hope for about a 35 year lifespan, whether due to disease, accident, or for women, childbirth. Those who didn't have children early didn't have a good chance of seeing them into adulthood. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 06:31 PM (k1TUh) True of Victorian England too. That's why Dickens's books are replete with orphaned children. Mean life span was circa 40ish, IIRC. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 25, 2018 06:37 PM (8DwPe) ----------------------------------- MEAN, yes --- that is, the arithmetical average. But that was not the mode or even the median. You can have a mean life expectancy of 40 if half of the people die right after birth and half live to be eighty. The notion that 35 or 40 was once considered ooooold because the life expectancy was low is silly. The Book of Ecclesiastes names 70 years as a normal life span. Cicero spoke of 65 and Zeno the Stoic of 70. But they are talking about the MODE, not the MEAN.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 25, 2018 02:24 PM (0jtPF)

323 ""The irony is that in Syria, having sex with and impregnating a child leads to a 9-year stint in prison whereas Sweden rewards the same behavior with financial aid and a helpful pamphlet."..." ------------ First, how is the Swedish permissive culture different in practice from the Muslim one? There's a lot of talk but what they do is not much different from that of their latest arrivals. Second, if you are not invested in your own culture and accept those with different culture to come in huge numbers without requiring assimilation don't be surprised if they take over and impose their own.

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2018 02:30 PM (Mymqt)

324 Sweden and Norway used to be one country. Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 06:35 iIRC they separated in 905. The Norweigens chose a younger Danish prince for king. That always struck me as odd, the Greeks chose a German at first then a Danisn prince. The Romanians also chose a German royal for king. I guess they didn't choose a national because there was too much disagreement and jealousy.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 02:33 PM (yJ1e6)

325 Make that 1905. 1 key is sticking.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 02:34 PM (yJ1e6)

326 The Hanseatic League broke up because some of the players were kneeling or something.

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 02:47 PM (RuIsu)

327 Ah, where is Alex Napier when you need him?

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 02:48 PM (RuIsu)

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