November 26, 2014

New Jurassic Park Sequel to be Released in 2015
— Ace

It's called, Fuck You, America: This Is What You Get.

And we deserve it, too.

Yeah I know we all love Chris Pratt but seriously.

Posted by: Ace at 02:53 PM | Comments (428)
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1 A pack of hunting raptors? Why does science make these things impossible? Its such a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 02:56 PM (0D41U)

2 It's called, Fuck You, America: This Is What You Get. Subtitle: The Life and Times of Eric Holder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2014 02:56 PM (8ZskC)

3 Jurassic. It's not just a park anymore. Now it's a whole world. That means a ton of extras.

Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 26, 2014 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

4 Ace take the rest of the week off with pay

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 26, 2014 02:58 PM (y2suD)

5 Yeah I know we all love Chris Pratt but seriously.

I just hope he doesn't have a case of the Shia Leboufs. He seems to be actually likeable.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 02:58 PM (0D41U)

6 Needs more tyrannosaurs in F-14s.

Posted by: Calvin at November 26, 2014 02:58 PM (WqBzG)

7 After all, isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 02:59 PM (ucDmr)

8 Dinosaur train?

Posted by: BignJames at November 26, 2014 02:59 PM (HtUkt)

9 Chris Pratt is the new that guy like that one guy who did the Trek and Tom Clancy stuff, whathisname.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 02:59 PM (zwdxl)

10 And you never thought what those pterosaurs were doing at the end of the third movie?

Nature found a way.  And this time there is no guys named Treadwell or Patel to become with the food chain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:00 PM (qtcbX)

11 Needs more tyrannosaurs in F-14s.

As I understand the Queen does not allow Hollywood to film her defense forces.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 03:00 PM (0D41U)

12 Why does everything have to look like the city from Hunger Games now?

Posted by: wizardpc at November 26, 2014 03:01 PM (CQ7bM)

13 I have had it with these motherfucking raptors in this motherfucking theme park.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at November 26, 2014 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

14 Why are all the sequels stuck on that damned island?

I thought the whole point of the books was that the CGI monsters were going to escape or be re-produced on the mainland by InGen or whatever.

Anyone of us can sketch out the three acts of any of these sequels by now.


Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at November 26, 2014 03:01 PM (s9AKD)

15 "Entertainment" is probably the right sort of topic for a family oriented holiday!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 03:01 PM (fL/7/)

16 does it have kids in it? kids doing the Spielberg Special, i.e., acting terrified, i.e, breathing erratically on camera?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (Knv95)

17 Anyone of us can sketch out the three acts of any of these sequels by now. They'll be adding vampires by the next installment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (8ZskC)

18 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (KCxzN)

19 Because apparently the scientists from the previous movies learned nothing.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (A1Dcl)

20 I haven't seen the first 3 Juracic Park movies. Meh

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (0LHZx)

21 These asshole, statist supporting, overpaid, lazy, illegal alien hiring, hollywood idiots can't even come up with actual new ideas with which to make their stupid films that all rely on cheap (meaning cheap as in requiring no intelligence to conceive of nor intelligence to enjoy) action/violence shots, sex and CGI.


So I don't buy.


Good grief, Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, VI.... and on and on.


Star Wars, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 and whatever.


Write something fucking new that people will enjoy (like perhaps celebrate American people and culture for once, instead of attacking it.   Stop pushing your socialist crap every damn time.   Show the military in a realistic and respectful light.


Stop the damn preaching.  Try and entertain.


You fucksticks do this, and I guarantee you will make bank.   Benjamins.  Cheddar.  George Fucking Washington Dollar Bills.


That's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (rqrnV)

22 I guess I saw the second one but I can't say I remember anything about it.Have there been others before this one?

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2014 03:02 PM (v5UtH)

23 I love the shot at the end where he's riding his motorcycle through the jungle... all nice and smooth, 'cause jungle trails are perfectly paved. Hell, the street in my neighborhood isn't that nice! It reminds me of "Indiana Jones and the Nonsense of the Crystal Skulls" where we were treated to a sword-fight on the backs of jeeps that were zooming through the jungle like they were travelling on a sheet of glass! What is it with Spielberg? Long ago (in "Raiders...") when they needed to drag a guy behind a truck, they friggin' DRAGGED A GUY BEHIND A TRUCK! Now, it's all CGI laziness and no one gives a tinker's cuss if it looks realistic or not.

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 03:03 PM (fsYD5)

24 oh yeah, and the other Spielberg Special, i.e, the mouth-agape OMG stare at the Big Bad

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:03 PM (Knv95)

25 Honest title:

"Jurassic World: Because Nobody Learned Their Lesson The First Time They Tried Building An Amusement Park Based On Monkeying Around With Dinosaur DNA"

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 03:03 PM (8UcBp)

26 I like the part where the thing eats the redhead's face while she's talking and then the guy who likes her fights the thing and gets his head ate and his pants fall off and then Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Spurwing Drover at November 26, 2014 03:04 PM (2+bRt)

27 Dear Mrs. Redhead, "Now you are Hammond."

And oh yeah.  Why doesn't the Jurassic Park security force have M-1A2 tanks?  Something that might stand up to a brontosaurus stepping on it while sneering at Raptors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:04 PM (qtcbX)

28 last

Posted by: Tom Freidman at November 26, 2014 03:04 PM (znT2j)

29 I asked for frikken' lasers, people.

Laaaaaassssssseeeeeerrrrrrrsssss!

Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 26, 2014 03:04 PM (H/9vm)

30 I hope it's scary. That's the only reason the first one was good.

Posted by: Zakn at November 26, 2014 03:04 PM (ec1Ol)

31 I kept expecting to hear "Hooked on a Feelin'" at the end.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 03:05 PM (Oo0Xc)

32 These asshole, statist supporting, overpaid, lazy, illegal alien hiring, hollywood idiots can't even come up with actual new ideas with which to make their stupid films that all rely on cheap (meaning cheap as in requiring no intelligence to conceive of nor intelligence to enjoy) action/violence shots, sex and CGI.

Why are you holding back, Mrs. Lowry? Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 03:05 PM (8UcBp)

33 Incidentally, why hasn't anyone noticed that Michael Brown and then the grand jury decision was the media's MacGuffin device? The media's been screaming for weeks: YOU REALLY NEED TO CARE ABOUT THIS!!!

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:06 PM (Knv95)

34 And oh yeah. Why doesn't the Jurassic Park security force have M-1A2 tanks? Something that might stand up to a brontosaurus stepping on it while sneering at Raptors. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (qtcbX) Nobody knows how to use guns and military-grade equipment in Jurassic Park movies, silly. What we're going to see is somebody defeating raptors with gymnastics....again.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 03:06 PM (Oo0Xc)

35 They could have opted for more realism by covering the dinos in feathers but people getting chased around by a giant chicken probably wouldn't have the same dramatic impact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2014 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

36 ““Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.””

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:06 PM (F2IAQ)

37 Shorter Spielberg:

Hey wait, where did that dinosaur

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 03:08 PM (8UcBp)

38 Will there be a giant orange 76 ball rolling through this movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:08 PM (qtcbX)

39 These asshole, statist supporting, overpaid, lazy, illegal alien hiring, hollywood idiots can't even come up with actual new ideas with which to make their stupid films that all rely on cheap (meaning cheap as in requiring no intelligence to conceive of nor intelligence to enjoy) action/violence shots, sex and CGI. ----------------- So..., kind of analogous to contemporary music?

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:08 PM (F2IAQ)

40 Monkeying Around With Dinosaur DNA Monkey and dinosaur DNA? I think we have our next movie, gents!

Posted by: sharp Hollywood exec at November 26, 2014 03:08 PM (WqBzG)

41 It's not a Spielberg shot unless somebody's staring offscreen with a wind machine on them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:08 PM (QBm1P)

42 Revenge of the 50ft Monkeysaurus with Shep Smith?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:09 PM (qtcbX)

43 these asshole, human-supporting, overpaid, lazy, illegal human hiring, Alpha Centauri idiots can't even come up with actual new ideas with which to make their stupid human zoos that all rely on cheap (meaning cheap as in requiring no carbon feeding systems to conceive of nor intelligence to enjoy) action/violence shots, sex and CGI.... ahh, fuck it.

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2014 03:09 PM (2+bRt)

44 Someone say monkeys??

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:09 PM (Knv95)

45 Will there be a giant orange 76 ball rolling through this movie? Posted by: Anna -------------- Sinclair : http://tinyurl.com/p2of3zf

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:09 PM (F2IAQ)

46 #16: Yes. Yes, it does. From the trailer: Chris Pratt is Grant/Malcom/Muldoon. Bryce Howard is Sadler/Hammond. Kid is the two kids. First act is the first act of Jurassic Park. Huge action spectacle is "dino rampages among people" from The Lost World, except inside the park rather than in San Francisco. There will be a dinosaur brawl between a T. Rex and the "hybrid," a la T. Rex vs spinosaurus in JPIII. So, here's me: "Umm...what's the point?" The only way I'll be interested in this is if the "hybrid" is actually a genetic combination of a dinosaur and Samuel L. Jackson.

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at November 26, 2014 03:10 PM (rzggC)

47 BRB, spinning in grave.

Posted by: Michael Crichton at November 26, 2014 03:10 PM (lN8KC)

48 They lost me at JP 2...two hours of my life I wasted and only got my money back.

Posted by: keninnorcal at November 26, 2014 03:10 PM (On0/h)

49 Monkey-saurus-nado viewing party anyone?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 03:10 PM (0D41U)

50 So, it's about a couple of kids being chased by dinosaurs, and a cynical scientist warning about the dangers of playing god with genetics.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 26, 2014 03:11 PM (9y18Y)

51 **upon seeing that Hollywierd is making another crappy Jurassic Park sequel**

Clever girl.

Posted by: zombie Robert Muldoon at November 26, 2014 03:11 PM (H/9vm)

52 Will there be a giant orange 76 ball rolling through this movie? Would Unocal pay promotional consideration?

Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 26, 2014 03:11 PM (8ZskC)

53 SO WHO WAS RAPTOR?

Posted by: The Who Was Guy at November 26, 2014 03:12 PM (Z7toi)

54 Mrs. Lowry, that's what I've been saying for a long time, and the reason We. Do. Not. do movies-in-theaters any more.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2014 03:12 PM (1fIxV)

55 Herd dinosaurs with tanks threatening to stub their toes.

Posted by: Lego fire walk at November 26, 2014 03:12 PM (KG1MP)

56 "Why are you holding back, Mrs. Lowry? Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: OregonMuse"



Think of how asewome The Sum Of All Fears could have been!  Great writing, great imagination, great (but disturbing) story!



And they ruined it beyond recognition to satisfy their PC ideology.


These shitstains were a critical part of the election of El Jefe, and this cannot be forgotten.


Screw them, every one of them.



Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 03:12 PM (rqrnV)

57 Just'assitic Pawrk: VIOXUYUUUIIII:

Act 1: Super scientist recruited to go to mysterious dinosaur island full of mystery and dinosaurs. Oh shizz! These kids are going too!

Act 2:  Dino's are beeg! Look Dino crap. Oh, ahahaha, kid fell in dino crap. That dino that we totes said couldn't possibly ever escaped, well, oopsie.

Act 3: Dino - "RAWWWOOORR" Super scientist - "I told youz!"
Run, run, jump, run, hide, run, run, crash, bang, run, run, run. aaand escape island.

The END ... OR IS IT????

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at November 26, 2014 03:12 PM (s9AKD)

58 I will rush right out and not see this in the theater. It's not like we don't know they're just freaking birds. Or something.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 26, 2014 03:12 PM (go5uR)

59 btw, aren't these dinosaurs basically hybrids anyway because they had to use frog DNA to fill in the gaps of the dino DNA found in the amber?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 03:13 PM (Oo0Xc)

60 Will we will J.J. Walker pop up on TV yelling "Dino! Might!"

I hope not.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:13 PM (qtcbX)

61 Our $50 million product placement in Jurassic Park'? Totally worth it. Unix. So Easy, A Girl Can Use It.

Posted by: Unix Marketing Department at November 26, 2014 03:14 PM (4CVLy)

62 With any luck, the Dark Energy will the universe first.

Posted by: Arthur at November 26, 2014 03:14 PM (h53OH)

63 Darn, I hung onto to that too long.

Posted by: Bluuue Robin--yeeahhh at November 26, 2014 03:14 PM (KG1MP)

64 Does it have any of those cute little housecat-sized raptors? 'Cause I would totally adopt one of those.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 03:15 PM (sdi6R)

65 Long ago (in "Raiders...") when they needed to drag a guy behind a truck, they friggin' DRAGGED A GUY BEHIND A TRUCK! Now, it's all CGI laziness and no one gives a tinker's cuss if it looks realistic or not. Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 08:03 PM (fsYD5) ------ Creepy Guy in the Red Letter Media critique of the second Star Wars trilogy (i.e. the prequels) noted that when actors ran through actual sets there was action and momentum to a scene, whereas when everything is green-screened it's very static because the actors just stroll around the small filming area. There's an awful lot of "walk and talk" segments in the prequels.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:15 PM (QBm1P)

66 "Unix. So Easy, A Girl Can Use It.

Posted by: Unix Marketing Department"



There were a few funny lines there.



"I know this!  This is UNIX*.   I can do this!"


"I HATE this hacker shit!"



*it's UNIX, not Unix.  



Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 03:16 PM (rqrnV)

67 Thrawn, yep.  They had to, as explained in first movie, fill in the DNA gaps with frog DNA.  And then when JP came to LA found out the dinos were eating lysine rich food to compensate for the lack of lysine coded into them to prevent them from living.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:16 PM (qtcbX)

68 You'd think...maybe.......they'd nuke the park...from orbit

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 03:16 PM (/4AZU)

69 Think of how awesome The Sum Of All Fears could have been!

Don't remind me.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 03:16 PM (8UcBp)

70 Unix

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 03:17 PM (zwdxl)

71 "Why are all the sequels stuck on that damned island?"

From what they've released, this is back on the first island, and it's there because a company bought out the old InGen company from the first movies and were like "holy shit, there's a like 95% complete park here!  If we just round everything back up and fix everything we can rake in the cash without all the up-front investment!".  The 2 sequels were on a different island.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 26, 2014 03:17 PM (3x55d)

72 68 You'd think...maybe.......they'd nuke the park...from orbit Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:16 PM (/4AZU) The dinos are just looking for a home, man.

Posted by: George Romeo at November 26, 2014 03:18 PM (Oo0Xc)

73 "when they needed to drag a guy behind a truck, they friggin' DRAGGED A GUY BEHIND A TRUCK!"


I've really tired of most CGI as well. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 03:18 PM (vOXBf)

74 Oh wtf, Ace? Jurassic World is going to be awesome. Period.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:18 PM (GEICT)

75 We're going to need a bigger battleship.

Posted by: Roy Schnieder[/i][/b][/s] at November 26, 2014 03:19 PM (DL2i+)

76 69 OregonMuse,

We could have had "Without Remorse" by now...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 03:19 PM (/4AZU)

77
Clearly this Jurassic Park is about Hillary.  And her walker.

Chasing people down for votes.  and then killing some on a park bench.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 03:19 PM (NtzGn)

78 All Hail Eris, we not too far from Looker are we?  Actually if you replaced Megan Fox with a CGI duplicate probably get better acting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:19 PM (qtcbX)

79 Jurassic Park was really a warning about the perils of not adequately compensating your IT guys.

Posted by: you think automation like this comes cheap? at November 26, 2014 03:20 PM (WqBzG)

80 I shot off on a boy in Reno just to watch him.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 26, 2014 03:20 PM (lG2E3)

81 74 Oh wtf, Ace? Jurassic World is going to be awesome. Period. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:18 PM (GEICT) --- **defenestrates BCochran into raptor pit** It's going to blow and you know it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:20 PM (QBm1P)

82 I'll watch if the plot line involves ISIS scientists unleashing jihadist velociraptors in the Mideast.

Posted by: The mayor of candor at November 26, 2014 03:20 PM (JT2ZF)

83 72 George Romeo,

They had a home...in tar pits....

JP 45 and they haven't made State of Fear...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 03:20 PM (/4AZU)

84 Jeff Goldsmith was mutilated by a Permian Trilobite in the prequel

Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2014 03:21 PM (/RjIj)

85 okay, I have 3 movies for tonight/tomorrow Sleepy Hollow 300 sequel/prequel/whatever Sync

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:21 PM (Knv95)

86 but people getting chased around by a giant chicken

Around here that's a porno plot.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 26, 2014 03:22 PM (DL2i+)

87 "Unix

Posted by: Costanza Defense"


I've always used UNIX as compared to MULTICS.


But yes it is used as a word all over the place.  To me it's UNIX and not a word.


To each his own.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 03:22 PM (rqrnV)

88 Where's the double decker couch?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 03:22 PM (mx5oN)

89 78 Anna Puma,

Hard to stay out of the uncanny valley with HILLARY!

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 03:22 PM (/4AZU)

90 I hope they take a page out of "Deep Blue Sea" and figure out a stupid way to get a gal out of her clothes.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 03:22 PM (4CVLy)

91 86 but people getting chased around by a giant chicken Around here that's a porno plot. Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (DL2i+) Bok bok bok chicka wow wow

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 03:22 PM (mx5oN)

92 Are there going to be some shots where Chris Pratt has his shirt off? Because that's all I care about, honestly.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at November 26, 2014 03:23 PM (h8UWI)

93 Actually I would not think Hammond and InGen would have been able to clone the dinosaurs that lived in the seas.  Unless you just happen to find that one bit of amber of a mosquito who bit one. 

But all the amber with bugs in it you see is actually not old enough to hold dinosaur DNA but Crichton went hey that sounds like a neat idea and ran with it.  And here we are.  Rehashing the previous JP movies like every Ghost in the Shell movie rehashes what has been in every other Ghost in the Shell movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:23 PM (qtcbX)

94 It's going to blow and you know it. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (QBm1P) Know that this is like...I dunno...75% the tequila.....FUCK YOU.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:23 PM (GEICT)

95 53 SO WHO WAS RAPTOR? I don't know, but the Walrus was Paul.

Posted by: I am the Eggman at November 26, 2014 03:23 PM (a5F9g)

96 @90


Gratuitous skinny dipping scene....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 03:23 PM (vOXBf)

97 21 George Fucking Washington Dollar Bills. Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (rqrnV) Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc That's the first hit you get when you type "Washington" into YouTube, by the way. Not sure what that says about our culture.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 03:24 PM (sdi6R)

98 78 All Hail Eris, we not too far from Looker are we? Actually if you replaced Megan Fox with a CGI duplicate probably get better acting. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (qtcbX) ----- What happens when they start sweetening the looks of actors with CGI, and then you see their hideous carcasses in real life? I mean, it'll be worse that "Stars Without Makeup!" And speaking of CGI actors, I was wondering how they'll finish up Mockingjay Pt II without Philip Seymour Hoffman. But apparently they have enough footage that they can CGI his image into the missing segments. How long before they do without pesky actors altogether?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:24 PM (QBm1P)

99 The 300 prequel sucks to the point of blowing.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 03:24 PM (4CVLy)

100 Turns out my teens have nrver seen Jurassic Park so I guess they'd dig it.

Posted by: @votermom at November 26, 2014 03:24 PM (cbfNE)

101 So, here's me: "Umm...what's the point?" The only way I'll be interested in this is if the "hybrid" is actually a genetic combination of a dinosaur and Samuel L. Jackson. Posted by: Doctor Cynic

Would it help if the T. Rex was voiced by Morgan Freeman?  The hybrid would, of course, have to be Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: pep at November 26, 2014 03:25 PM (4nR9/)

102 97 21 George Fucking Washington Dollar Bills. Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (rqrnV) Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc That's the first hit you get when you type "Washington" into YouTube, by the way. Not sure what that says about our culture. Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 08:24 PM (sdi6R) Six foot twenty, made of radiation!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 03:25 PM (mx5oN)

103 So.....My spidey sense tells me something goes horribly wrong? Like maybe a Dinosaur gets loose? I'm sure they designed that place so no dinosaurs would get loose. Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 03:25 PM (MDgS8)

104 Clearly this Jurassic Park is about Hillary. And her walker.

Chasing people down for votes. and then killing some on a park bench.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (NtzGn)


So it's set in Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 03:26 PM (fL/7/)

105 You guys are pussies with those dinosaurs. I've got decades on you bitches.

Posted by: Bond. James Bond. at November 26, 2014 03:26 PM (TA0uC)

106 It's like Three's Company......only with dinosaurs.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 03:26 PM (MDgS8)

107 Know that this is like...I dunno...75% the tequila.....FUCK YOU. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (GEICT) --- ***smashes bottle of glazed donut vodka over BCochran's skull, flips over table*** Holiday fight!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:27 PM (QBm1P)

108 Life......finds a way.

Posted by: RIP Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:27 PM (MDgS8)

109 I would support fully CGI 'actors' if they lowered the cost of a ticket to $6.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:27 PM (qtcbX)

110 We saw a trailer for some space opera thingy called Jupiter Ascendant that my kid wants to see -anyone know about it?

Posted by: @votermom at November 26, 2014 03:27 PM (Z9Gj4)

111 It's like Three's Company......only with dinosaurs. So... they're going to trip over the couch, then, and that will be the end of them?

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 03:28 PM (fsYD5)

112 Sucking.....blowing.....same thing basically.

Posted by: RIP Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:28 PM (MDgS8)

113 109 I would support fully CGI 'actors' if they lowered the cost of a ticket to $6. -------- Good luck with that

Posted by: Pixar Union Local 101 at November 26, 2014 03:28 PM (TA0uC)

114 The upcoming movie I am most interested in seeing is not a remake or a sequel.  I am waiting for Unbroken.  It was a terrific book about a truly inspiring man and I hope the movie is as good as the last movie based on a Laura Hillenbrand book.  Angelina Jolie directed it, so who knows?

Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2014 03:29 PM (bAGA/)

115 The 300 prequel sucks to the point of blowing. You didn't like it? Let me ask you something. Shemp: a legit Stooge or not?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:29 PM (Knv95)

116 Jupiter Ascendant - princess hidden on Earth, thinks she is a normal Earth girl.  But aliens want her dead.  So this bishouen metrosexual other alien rescues her to foil the plot.  Plus flashy CGI effects.  The end.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:29 PM (qtcbX)

117 I just lurve Speilberg's chronic habit of including homages to himself in every. fucking. thing. he. does. That will lllliterally *never* get old.

Posted by: RIP Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:30 PM (MDgS8)

118 ***smashes bottle of glazed donut vodka over BCochran's skull, flips over table***

Holiday fight!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P)


Please tell me that was an empty bottle of glazed donut vodka!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 03:30 PM (fL/7/)

119 ***smashes bottle of glazed donut vodka over BCochran's skull, flips over table*** Holiday fight!!! Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P) *shatters bottle of Cinnabon vodka* Let's dance!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:31 PM (GEICT)

120 Clearly this Jurassic Park is about Hillary. And her walker. Chasing people down for votes. and then killing some on a park bench. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (NtzGn) This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll7YzrGbM4

Posted by: Michael Crichton's Hat at November 26, 2014 03:31 PM (lN8KC)

121 #59 they couldn't use frogs this time because of the animal rights people. This time they had to use Ferguson welfare recipients. You see the problem.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 26, 2014 03:31 PM (vUDnY)

122 119 ***smashes bottle of glazed donut vodka over BCochran's skull, flips over table*** Holiday fight!!! Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P) *shatters bottle of Cinnabon vodka* Let's dance!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (GEICT) I've heard of a bar brawl, but a bar slap fight is a new one on me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 03:32 PM (mx5oN)

123 McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make of this? (hands Johnny the script) Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat; I can make a broach; I can make a pterodactyl!

Posted by: Movie Executive meeting minutes at November 26, 2014 03:32 PM (KG1MP)

124 I said knock it off with the Goldblum shit ! Don't make a freaking maniac outta me .......

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 26, 2014 03:33 PM (HkkyM)

125 Shemp is not a stooge, despite "Soup to Nuts' nor is Curly Joe. Was Sammy Hagar part of Van Halen?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 03:33 PM (4CVLy)

126 My favorite part is the volcano.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 03:33 PM (MDgS8)

127 Good luck with that

Posted by: Pixar Union Local 101 at November 26, 2014 08:28 PM (TA0uC)


True story.


Many years ago, my broker said why don't you speculate and put some coin into this new technology thing that Pixar is going to be doing with advanced CGI.


I said, no thanks, who in their right mind is going to be watching feature films based on computer graphics?


Ooops!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 03:33 PM (fL/7/)

128 This is alcohol abuse

Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

129 btw, Anna, I was trying to remember another japanese cartoon last night -- about an morose android women and some man. I was gonna come back and axe you but then I remembered... R. Dorothy Wayneright in Big O.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:34 PM (Knv95)

130 We saw a trailer for some space opera thingy called Jupiter Ascendant that my kid wants to see -anyone know about it? Warchowskis, Mila Kunis, delayed, makes no frakkin' sense. Behold, the anti-Ace review.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 03:34 PM (m9V0o)

131 Even if actors were completely CGI they would still... 1.) Be drug addicts 2.) Be narcissists 3.) Be left wing loonies 4.) Belong to bizarre religions invented in California that mingle Kaballah, Luciferianism, Freemasonry and transcendental meditation 5.) Rape children

Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 03:34 PM (fsYD5)

132 BCochran, All Hail Eris, Hrothgar - am reminded of this scene

http://youtu.be/y_7o1pAwhDA

For some oddly strange reason....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:35 PM (qtcbX)

133 122 insomniac,

We need a village people soundtrack...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 03:35 PM (/4AZU)

134 True story. Many years ago, my broker said why don't you speculate and put some coin into this new technology thing that Pixar is going to be doing with advanced CGI. I said, no thanks, who in their right mind is going to be watching feature films based on computer graphics? Ooops! Kinda like how, back in college, someone told me about this way of imbedding graphics in images to read over networks. I looked at it, thought about DL speed, and decided that this "World Wide Web" madness would go nowhere. Keep that in mind when I pontificate.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 03:35 PM (m9V0o)

135
Ha Hat.  I didn't know there was a whole parody section called Geriatric Park.  I hope somebody does that for the shrew come election time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 03:36 PM (NtzGn)

136 Let's dance!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (GEICT) -------- **spews gout of absinthe, lights it with cigarillo, room bursts into flames** "Burn this b*tch down!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:36 PM (QBm1P)

137 Warchowskis, Mila Kunis, delayed, makes no frakkin' sense. Behold, the anti-Ace review. Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 08:34 PM (m9V0o) Sounds like a winner to me!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:36 PM (GEICT)

138 Was Sammy Hagar part of Van Halen? First, you passed my litmus test on taste and intelligence -- I can safely follow your movie recommendations. Second, Sammy Hagar was never really Van Halen, but neither was David Lee Roth, really.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 03:38 PM (Knv95)

139 Let me guess. The hybrid dinosaur (hybridisaur?) is Jar Jar Binks with laryngitis.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 26, 2014 03:38 PM (1CroS)

140 **spews gout of absinthe, lights it with cigarillo, room bursts into flames** "Burn this b*tch down!" Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:36 PM (QBm1P) *takes swig of Bacardi 151* *stuffs rag down neck of half full bottle* *lights rag* Let's do this shit!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:38 PM (GEICT)

141 Hybrid Dinosaur?

Its a Prius with arms?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:38 PM (qtcbX)

142 *shatters bottle of Cinnabon vodka*

Face I am making:
http://is.gd/McbEaJ

Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 03:39 PM (ImIut)

143 Life.....will make a maniac out of everyone.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:39 PM (MDgS8)

144 So is it something something dinosaurs or dinosaurs something something?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 03:39 PM (oFCZn)

145 It's a big mistake to go through all the booze before the relatives arrive

Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 03:39 PM (zOTsN)

146 Genetically crossed T-rex with a tangerine. Just peel it.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 26, 2014 03:39 PM (WNERA)

147 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:38 PM (GEICT)

I am so disappointed in you. I can't believe that you would torch Bacardi 151 rum, even in an Eris altercation!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 03:40 PM (fL/7/)

148 It's happy white people -- dinosaurs -- scared white people.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 03:40 PM (MDgS8)

149 Face I am making: http://is.gd/McbEaJ Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (ImIut) Same face I made when I saw it in the store. Ask DC. He's apparently a fan of that kind of abomination.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (GEICT)

150 At this point we might as well really cross the meme streams

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes meets Jurassic Park.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (qtcbX)

151 Y'all are on fire tonight. Think we could persuade them to mix in a little dinosaur-squishing Pacific Rim at the end? A sort of deus ex machina, if you will.

Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (JybVy)

152 Lee Stranahan @stranahan Just playing devil's advocate but is it POSSIBLE Gentle Giant Michael Brown was trying to HUG Darren Wilson? Like the store owner he hugged?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (zwdxl)

153
I see all the tighty whities are still being racist according to the latest gallup poll.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (NtzGn)

154 Come on. Itsa movie about dinosaurs. Or witches, or vampires, or greedy wall street bankers. With some gratuitous sex and nudity. Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (mjYvT)

155 I am so disappointed in you. I can't believe that you would torch Bacardi 151 rum, even in an Eris altercation! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:40 PM (fL/7/) I took a swig first! And that shit will ruin your damn night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:41 PM (GEICT)

156 So have the riots died off already? Weak-ass nationwide riots.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 03:42 PM (zwdxl)

157 The new movie: genetically modified anything = bad Spread the gospel and program the plebes.

Posted by: Roy at November 26, 2014 03:42 PM (TA0uC)

158 Pussy riots even.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 03:42 PM (MDgS8)

159 125 Shemp is not a stooge, despite "Soup to Nuts' nor is Curly Joe. Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (4CVLy) Actually, Shemp was an original member when they played vaudeville, before the movie shorts.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 03:43 PM (sdi6R)

160 So Hillary Clinton is a GMO?

Genetically Modified Old-fart?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:43 PM (qtcbX)

161 153: Everything and everybody is racist. CHARGE!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 03:44 PM (ucDmr)

162 At this point we might as well really cross the meme streams

Iron Man meets Schindler's List meets Smokey and the Bandit

Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 03:44 PM (ImIut)

163 Not even Hitler? Fuck this noise.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 26, 2014 03:44 PM (sH832)

164 Stuart Sutcliff was also one of the original Stooges. Slappy Stu.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 03:44 PM (MDgS8)

165 I took a swig first! And that shit will ruin your damn night. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (GEICT) ---------- Dude...to this day, I cannot stand the smell of 151. It compels you to make poor life choices.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:45 PM (QBm1P)

166 Hollywood running an idea into the ground is not a new thing. They made four 'magnificent seven' movies.

Posted by: Paleride at November 26, 2014 03:45 PM (dkExz)

167 145 It's a big mistake to go through all the booze before the relatives arrive Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN) ............... Call them when they are about 10 minutes out and ask them to pick you up some more. Duh.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 26, 2014 03:45 PM (UybxK)

168 Did I just see something about raptors in tightey whiteys?
Might as well if they don't get to ride the dirt bikes.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 26, 2014 03:45 PM (sH832)

169 164: Pretty sure Phil Rudd was an original Stooge.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 03:46 PM (ucDmr)

170 Dude...to this day, I cannot stand the smell of 151. It compels you to make poor life choices. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:45 PM (QBm1P) *nods* Two words: Wild. Turkey.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:46 PM (GEICT)

171 The security forces don't need heavy weapons or tanks to keep the dinos under control. They'll have... wait for it...

...walkie-talkies!

Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 26, 2014 03:46 PM (H/9vm)

172 I've got my trusty AR in 5.56 bring on those T-rex sobs.

Posted by: bigger is not better at November 26, 2014 03:46 PM (WNERA)

173 Palerider  you mean like the Ridley Scott re-make/re-hash of the Moses story?

http://youtu.be/_rkAccVSPfA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:47 PM (qtcbX)

174 At this point we might as well really cross the meme streams Attack of the Killer Tomatoes meets Jurassic Park. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (qtcbX) ********* AT THIS POINT WE MIGHT AS WELL CROSS THE MEME STREAMS? ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES MEETS JURRASIC PARK?

Posted by: Al Sharpton, As voiced by Paul Anka Played by Brian Dennehy at November 26, 2014 03:47 PM (jucos)

175 Iron Man meets Schindler's List meets Smokey and the Bandit Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 08:44 PM (ImIut) ------- Isn't that basically the next Iron Sky movie?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:48 PM (QBm1P)

176 162 Ms Radish,

Smoley and the Bandit, A Fish Called Wanda, The Crying Game

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 03:48 PM (/4AZU)

177 But I want an Iron Butterfly....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:49 PM (qtcbX)

178 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:47 PM (qtcbX) --- Oh Ridley, Ridley.... If you couldn't be trusted with your own Alien franchise, and Moses looks like a turkey...can I trust you with a Blade Runner sequel?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:50 PM (QBm1P)

179 My impression is that America has already lost interest in Ferguson.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 03:50 PM (zwdxl)

180 The thing that ate the shark looks like a mosasaur. They were not dinosaurs. More like giant Komodo dragons. Very badass.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 03:50 PM (MQEz6)

181 Ferguson isn't even trending on Twitter anymore. Couldn't last 48 hrs.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 03:51 PM (zwdxl)

182 You know whose movies I like?  That Terry Gilliam makes some good movies, truly, a few duds, but lots of good ones.  12 Monkeys (yes it's got it's flaws, but it's very watchable and well done), The Fisher King, and oh yea Brazil was great!


Kubrick is one on my favorites fer sure.  I just love the way he can frame a shot, pair it up with a story, music and get that Kubrick feel in them, while placed back to back they are so different from each other, but all have the same really cool threads in them.


The Coen brothers are similar, very talented.  And I love how their movies are all in some way fundamentally about American subjects (yes I do have a love of this country, and don't mind owning up to that).


Spielberg?  A hack.


Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 03:51 PM (rqrnV)

183 We need some RAPTORNADO

Posted by: billypaintbrush at November 26, 2014 03:53 PM (cSSBx)

184 Raptors and other similar dinos had feathers. We did not know that back in 1993.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 03:53 PM (MQEz6)

185 Ferguson isn't even trending on Twitter anymore. Couldn't last 48 hrs. ---------------------- the power of Obama manifest

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 03:53 PM (mjYvT)

186 179,181 I was never interested. Anything with Obama, Sharpton and Jackson, I just flush twice. Down the memory hole.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 03:53 PM (ucDmr)

187 *looks at box office returns* Yup. Total hack.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:53 PM (GEICT)

188 I agree, Mrs. Ida, I like Gilliam, Kubrick, and the Coens.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 03:53 PM (sdi6R)

189 Ridley became a Lucas grade hack with Prometheus.

Hey Ridley I bet you goinna jump over the moasaur again with Exodus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 03:54 PM (qtcbX)

190 Spielberg? A hack. Not a big fan m'self. Saving Private Ryan and Schindler's List were good. Most everything else is sooooo corporate. He's a hack maybe, but an expert hack.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 03:54 PM (MDgS8)

191 maybe a giant chubby racoon


THEY'LL EAT ANYTHING   !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mao Tse Tung, life coach to the stars at November 26, 2014 03:56 PM (8CdUx)

192 "Yup. Total hack.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk"


Well I didn't say unsuccessful now did I?


We all know the public around here will just happily fork over their money for a case of shit and then buy popcorn now don't we?


His movies aren't anywhere near the class of a Kubrick, or Gilliam, is what I am saying.   I could be wrong.  But, of course, I'm not.


Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 03:56 PM (rqrnV)

193 My addition to the evening: Blackheart spiced rum in eggnog.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 03:57 PM (Rx8ML)

194 His movies aren't anywhere near the class of a Kubrick, or Gilliam, is what I am saying. I could be wrong. But, of course, I'm not. Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:56 PM (rqrnV) The point of movie making is to make money. So, yeah, you're wrong. It's ok though. This is America. You can be as wrong as you like.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 03:58 PM (GEICT)

195 He's a hack maybe, but an expert hack. Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:54 PM (MDgS ---- Didn't he do "Duel"? That was low-budget but very taught and scary. I rib Spiegelburger a lot, but he's done some great films when he spreads the schmaltz thin enough. "Super 8" was a nice return to form.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 03:58 PM (QBm1P)

196 Yeah, there's really no serious debate that Spielberg is a master director.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 03:59 PM (zwdxl)

197 Coen Bros have done some good stuff. Of course, once you've seen one you kind've seen them all. They can get pretty schticky.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 04:00 PM (zwdxl)

198 Ferguson isn't even trending on Twitter anymore. Couldn't last 48 hrs. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:51 PM Don't sell them short...it's only 8:00 PM in Ferguson & this is one of the biggest drinking nights of the year...granted, the weather is Ferguson is pretty harsh right now. Oh, and get this: the St.Louis County Police confirmed this evening that one of their patrol cars that got trashed Monday night had an AR-15 (with the part what goes up) in it & now it's missing. The rifle not the car.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 04:01 PM (KCxzN)

199 Duel was another goodie. I also like that thing with Costner and those guys about a trip thru the desert... Oh yeah Fandango.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 04:01 PM (MDgS8)

200 Super 8 was JJ Abrams pretending to be Spielberg.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 04:02 PM (Rx8ML)

201 Probably to compete with the release of the new Star Wars movie. I hope all the characters get eaten...it's the only way it'll be any good :+>

Posted by: CanaDave at November 26, 2014 04:02 PM (5Kd7z)

202 Oh, and get this: the St.Louis County Police confirmed this evening that one of their patrol cars that got trashed Monday night had an AR-15 (with the part what goes up) in it & now it's missing. The rifle not the car. Posted by: AltonJackson ------------------- So now, iderectly, Holder has armed domestic thugs..., wait..., can I use that word 'thugs'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 04:03 PM (F2IAQ)

203 Star Wars 7 - A New Viagra

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:03 PM (qtcbX)

204 202 'indirectly'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 04:03 PM (F2IAQ)

205 The murdered guy they found burned up in the street. If he was a witness I don't think they will ever tell us. It would destroy the narrative

Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 04:04 PM (zOTsN)

206 199: I liked Fandango.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 04:04 PM (ucDmr)

207 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:03 PM (qtcbX) The Force woke up because of all the lens flares JJ Abrams was shining into it.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 04:05 PM (Oo0Xc)

208 "The point of movie making is to make money. So, yeah, you're wrong. It's ok though. This is America. You can be as wrong as you like.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November"


Really?   Is that like a law or something?



News to me.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 04:05 PM (rqrnV)

209 All the lawyers get eaten in the latest movie. No explaining taste but they were genetically engineered.

Posted by: bigger is not better at November 26, 2014 04:05 PM (WNERA)

210 Remember two FBI agents were shot near Ferguson.  But officially has nothing to do with the Ferguson unrest.

Right.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:05 PM (qtcbX)

211 I don't think Spielberg is a hack, although he's certainly rested on his laurels for a good number of years now. He just keeps doing the same things that he pioneered back in the 1970s and early 1980s. The wide-eyed agog at the wonder of it all look added something back then to what you were about to see. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 04:06 PM (oFCZn)

212 ET, Jaws, Raiders, Close Encounters, Ryan, Schindler's List, Catch Me He's made a lot of great movies. And $9B in box office returns globally. That's billion with a B.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 04:06 PM (zwdxl)

213 200 Super 8 was JJ Abrams pretending to be Spielberg. Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:02 PM (Rx8ML) --- Oh yeah! No wonder. I thought it was a good homage to his 70's youth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 04:06 PM (QBm1P)

214 Really? Is that like a law or something? News to me. Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (rqrnV) Naw, not a law. Just reality.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:06 PM (GEICT)

215 Thrawn - Yep.

Admiral Thrawn should in the follow on movies.  Just to give the rebel scum a challenge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:07 PM (qtcbX)

216 >>>*looks at box office returns*

Yup. Total hack.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (GEICT)<<<



Hacks can make lots of money. LOTS.

Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 26, 2014 04:08 PM (H/9vm)

217 A lot of directors really grow as the make movies. They'll have different styles. That doesn't seem true with Spielberg, though. Maybe with a few movies, like Catch Me When You Can, that seems different but not in any spectacular new way.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 04:08 PM (oFCZn)

218 You could say the same thing about Hitchcock, though. He had a recognizable style that he milked for his entire career. Some of his early stuff lacks it, though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 04:09 PM (oFCZn)

219 Movie studios are about making lots of bank.

Though Warner Bros stepped on their crank recently by trying to be miserly with that bank.  Said they could not afford to fly the seven Kiwi dwarves from the Hobbit movies to the European premier.  After a massive backlash from fans they managed to find enough pennies in a piggy bank to fly those seven actors to the Los Angeles premier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:09 PM (qtcbX)

220 *wanders into thread, looks around* This is definitely my kind of place. Although that may be the shitty, but free, hotel wine talking. Eastern time is weird. I don't like it.

Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 04:10 PM (uWaB3)

221 I liked Fandango.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:04 PM (ucDmr)

Never utter or write those words again.

The movie Gods will punish you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 04:10 PM (Zu3d9)

222 Here's an idea for a movie--It's called "Looter" and its like Waking Dead except the good guys and ladies with big tits in dirty wet shirts spend the whole movie shoving machetes, sharp sticks, pencils, carrots, dildos, knives and bullets in the heads of people looting stuff. And the National Guard shows up at the end after everything's over and the head Guard says--"Looks like you had a hell of a night there pal. Anything you want me to tell the Governor, Attorney General and President?" The hero says "Yeah, tell them to go fuk themselves." This shit writes itself. Tell me that wouldn't make serious box office.

Posted by: dirks strewn at November 26, 2014 04:10 PM (TIgJq)

223 OMG think of all the lens flare from a lightsaber!

**squirt**

Posted by: JJ Abrams at November 26, 2014 04:11 PM (H/9vm)

224 208 "The point of movie making is to make money. So, yeah, you're wrong. It's ok though. This is America. You can be as wrong as you like. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November" Really? Is that like a law or something? News to me. Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (rqrnV) He is right about that. The primary purpose of *any* business is to make money. . (You *do* have aynrand.org linked in your nic, no?)

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 04:11 PM (sdi6R)

225 This is definitely my kind of place. Although that may be the shitty, but free, hotel wine talking. Eastern time is weird. I don't like it. Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (uWaB3) Leave the vanilla cream vodka outside.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:11 PM (GEICT)

226 221: Pretty sure they have already. Many many times.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 04:12 PM (ucDmr)

227 This is definitely my kind of place. Although that may be the shitty, but free, hotel wine talking. Eastern time is weird. I don't like it. Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (uWaB3) ---- What kind of hotel? Hobos in the parking lot kind of hotel, or orchid and mint on the pillow kind of place?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 04:12 PM (QBm1P)

228 Interesting tidbit in Expendables 3. Band eras plays a guy who lost his whole team in Benghazi, they were hoping for help that never came.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 04:12 PM (Rx8ML)

229 The primary purpose of BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk is to make money.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 26, 2014 04:13 PM (MbqmP)

230 The point of movie making is to make money.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:58 PM (GEICT)

Yeah....but Hollywood seems to have fucked that up. It's as if their politics override their business sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 04:14 PM (Zu3d9)

231 Leave the vanilla cream vodka outside. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:11 PM (GEICT) ----------- No, no, come on in. We're having a chick vodka smackdown! It's practice for the next run-in with bridesmaids at NoVaMoMee III: Burn This B*tch Down.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 04:14 PM (QBm1P)

232 Yeah....but Hollywood seems to have fucked that up. It's as if their politics override their business sense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:14 PM (Zu3d9) Marvel has it figured out apparently.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:15 PM (GEICT)

233 Too bad Expendables 3 wasn't a better movie, and more people would have seen that.

Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 04:15 PM (Rx8ML)

234 We still haven't discussed the SE.MI.Mo.Me.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 04:16 PM (KCxzN)

235 93 Actually I would not think Hammond and InGen would have been able to clone the dinosaurs that lived in the seas. Unless you just happen to find that one bit of amber of a mosquito who bit one. But all the amber with bugs in it you see is actually not old enough to hold dinosaur DNA but Crichton went hey that sounds like a neat idea and ran with it. And here we are. Rehashing the previous JP movies like every Ghost in the Shell movie rehashes what has been in every other Ghost in the Shell movie. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (qtcbX) I actually liked The Laughing Man and Solid State Society better than the original GITS but I guess that's just me.

Posted by: BornLib at November 26, 2014 04:17 PM (zpNwC)

236 230 Yeah....but Hollywood seems to have fucked that up. It's as if their politics override their business sense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:14 PM (Zu3d9) I boycott them for the most part because of that, but most people don't. So they're still making money, despite my efforts.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 04:17 PM (sdi6R)

237 >>>Leave the vanilla cream vodka outside. Just me and the Cap'n tonight. And a six pack of IPA. >>>What kind of hotel? Hobos in the parking lot kind of hotel, or orchid and mint on the pillow kind of place? Between BWI and Arundel Mills in Baltimore. BC knows what I'm talking about. Not quite hobo-land, but I won't be doing any wandering around outside later. Actually a nice hotel, for certain values of nice.

Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 04:18 PM (uWaB3)

238 Too bad Expendables 3 wasn't a better movie, and more people would have seen that. Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:15 PM There was an Expendables 2?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 04:18 PM (KCxzN)

239 Steven Spielberg more so than any other director has made films that I have paid to see multiple times in the theater.

I have seen Jurassic Park no less than 12 times in the theaters.

I probably will not even watch this "new" one when it's on cable.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2014 04:18 PM (bKSy7)

240 Between BWI and Arundel Mills in Baltimore. BC knows what I'm talking about. Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:18 PM (uWaB3) Good lord. You carrying?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:19 PM (GEICT)

241 I can almost guarantee the SJWs will takeover the Marvel movie franchise at some point and ruin their golden goose.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 04:19 PM (zwdxl)

242 Is the raccoon in this one?

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:19 PM (4OZqu)

243 Where's the hook?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 04:19 PM (IXrOn)

244 Where's the hook?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 04:19 PM (IXrOn)

245 Since there are some experts here, how much of a movie, or a scene is the result of the director, and how much is the result of the actor/writer.. .. .. and crew . . lighting, set design, casting. Some directors, (I've seen in the commentaries on DVD) do their own story boards, and plot.

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 04:19 PM (mjYvT)

246 Happy almost Turkey day. It's time for hybrid movie titles: I'll go first "Gone With the Winds Of War" A chronicle of a family thru many conflicts.

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:20 PM (a0lo3)

247 Sorry BornLib, the problem with SSS is it mines almost its whole script from what has been produced before.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/06/gits-solid-state-society.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:20 PM (qtcbX)

248 Where's the hook? Posted by: artisanal 'ette -------------- * resists Al Sharpton sock saying..... * * resist..., resist *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 04:21 PM (F2IAQ)

249 245 Since there are some experts here, how much of a movie, or a scene is the result of the director, and how much is the result of the actor/writer.. .. .. and crew . . lighting, set design, casting. Some directors, (I've seen in the commentaries on DVD) do their own story boards, and plot. Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (mjYvT) I think most of the directors definitely have a pretty complete picture of what the movie will look like. Then they sit around and explain to the crew so they can make it so. Although there are also directors brought in to fix a disaster and I don't know what they do. The best they can I imagine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 04:21 PM (oFCZn)

250 I think I get the whole attack Spielberg idea -- except for the objective fact that he's one of the greatest movie directors of all time. On the business side of things, Spielberg is the best director of all time with highest box office returns in the history of film. He's literally the best ever, in the history of the world, at getting people to pay money to see the movies he's made. So there's that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 04:22 PM (zwdxl)

251 Good grief, Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, VI.... and on and on. Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry Ghostbreakers, 1940. Starring Bob Hope. Ghost Busters, 1984, Starring Bill Murray.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 26, 2014 04:22 PM (1Y+hH)

252 Chris Pratt...

Come on ladies, you have to admit he's quite the ...yum.

Posted by: bossy barbara at November 26, 2014 04:23 PM (79RKq)

253 Did anyone see Pizza Woman of Ferguson?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 04:23 PM (ZeBBB)

254 241 I can almost guarantee the SJWs will takeover the Marvel movie franchise at some point and ruin their golden goose. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (zwdxl) 3 Iron Mans, 2 Thors, 2 Capt Americas, Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy. No SJW bullshit. I think Marvel sees the absolute fuckton of money that they're going to make.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:23 PM (GEICT)

255 "What Ever Happened To Bringing Up Baby Jane?"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:23 PM (a0lo3)

256 * resists Al Sharpton sock saying..... * * resist..., resist * Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 09:21 PM (F2IAQ) no matter you made me say it in my head now haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 04:23 PM (IXrOn)

257 Needs moar Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 04:24 PM (Dj0WE)

258 AKA: Actors who never memorized their lines, so just read it for the trailer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 04:24 PM (IXrOn)

259 >>>Good lord. You carrying? Here's the situation: I just flew on an *airplane* to *Maryland*. We didn't check any bags. So...no, I do not have a firearm. That doesn't mean I'm unarmed or defenseless. The two guys loitering outside the liquor store seemed to share that opinion after a hard look. Actually, the hotel is only about a half mile from my old office. Not a terrible neighborhood, mainly industrial, but Arundel Mills is pretty scary after about 2100. Luckily, I'm not eligible for crimes that occur after 2100 because I'm behind a locked door by then.

Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 04:24 PM (uWaB3)

260 Ghostbreakers, 1940. Starring Bob Hope. Ghost Busters, 1984, Starring Bill Murray. Posted by: Meremortal at November 26, 2014 09:22 PM (1Y+hH) Ghost, 1990 starring Patrick Swayze

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:25 PM (4OZqu)

261 Every copy of Titanic must be nuked from space. Best part of that movie was when that prick DiCaprio bought it. I actually cheered in the theatre. My wife banned me from going to the movies with her.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 04:25 PM (ucDmr)

262 It's called, Fuck You, America: This Is What You Get.

Somebody's making a movie about a third term for Obama?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2014 04:25 PM (UVfht)

263 Needs moar Jar Jar Binks. ----------------- NEEDS MORE JAR JAR BINKS?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 04:25 PM (F2IAQ)

264 Had to be done...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 04:26 PM (F2IAQ)

265 DiCaprio bought it. I actually cheered in the theatre. My wife banned me from going to the movies with her. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (ucDmr) My fav DiCaprio screen death - head shot tap in "The Departed"

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:26 PM (4OZqu)

266 Mike, Al Sharpton IS Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:26 PM (qtcbX)

267 Did anyone see Pizza Woman of Ferguson? Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM Didn't see, but heard. Brass balls bewbs. Good for her.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 04:26 PM (KCxzN)

268 That soul-stealing ginger is quite a POA, but Laura Dern is still the calendar girl of dinosaur flix.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (dVmLD)

269 250 -

Except best and most popular have never been synonymous in the history of anything, ever. 

In fact, and very strong argument could be made that whatever is the most popular of anything,  by definition, means  it  is  crap. 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (Dj0WE)

270 You Bet Jurassic Park: velociraptors and casinos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (/dvmK)

271 Actually, the hotel is only about a half mile from my old office. Not a terrible neighborhood, mainly industrial, but Arundel Mills is pretty scary after about 2100. Luckily, I'm not eligible for crimes that occur after 2100 because I'm behind a locked door by then. Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:24 PM (uWaB3) The wife and I went to see Be Cool at a movie theater in Arundel Mills. Yeah, when the russian looks at Cedric the Entertainer and says "Be cool, n*****", we both about died. When he shot him, we clapped the loudest.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (GEICT)

272 I liked DieCrapio's last line in Titanic. Blurb glurb snort.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (ZeBBB)

273 234 We still haven't discussed the SE.MI.Mo.Me. Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:16 PM (KCxzN) ---- AJ, at this point just rob a likker store and come to NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (QBm1P)

274 >>>Had to be done... Hey, if Truck Monkey isn't here, someone has to step up. For what it's worth, I laughed.

Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 04:27 PM (uWaB3)

275 261 Every copy of Titanic must be nuked from space. Best part of that movie was when that prick DiCaprio bought it. I actually cheered in the theatre. My wife banned me from going to the movies with her. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (ucDmr) Nah, I loved Titanic, because the ship was the real star of the movie as far as I was concerned. Kate Winslet didn't hurt, either.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 04:28 PM (sdi6R)

276 In fact, and very strong argument could be made that whatever is the most popular of anything, by definition, means it is crap. Posted by: BurtTC --------------------------- What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Barky at November 26, 2014 04:28 PM (F2IAQ)

277 Don't get me started on Kate Winslet.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (8FyP4)

278 Except best and most popular have never been synonymous in the history of anything, ever. - It's like you purposefully misread what I wrote to make a really trite point.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (zwdxl)

279 They certainly shit the bed with Titanic because no sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads. For God's sake the last part of the movie takes place in the water...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (oFCZn)

280 >>>The wife and I went to see Be Cool at a movie theater in Arundel Mills. Never saw it. Actually, never heard of it. But I like Cedric the Entertainer. *scampers off to Netflix.*

Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (uWaB3)

281 Al Sharpton IS Jar Jar Binks. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:26 PM AL SHARPTON IS JAR JAR BINKS???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (KCxzN)

282 A new urban thriller, based on a western classic" " 3:10 to Yo Mamma"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (a0lo3)

283 Anyway time to put my keyboard where my mouth is.  Just 2,200 more words to cross the 50k line for NaNoWriMo.

And then let you lot critique what I write...  go buy via Ace's Amazon store The Princess Who Caused Fear

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (qtcbX)

284 I didn't like that confusing Irish Mob movie until someone shot Dicrapio.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 04:29 PM (ZeBBB)

285 280 >>>The wife and I went to see Be Cool at a movie theater in Arundel Mills. Never saw it. Actually, never heard of it. But I like Cedric the Entertainer. *scampers off to Netflix.* Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (uWaB3) Skip, nothing like "Get Shorty"

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:30 PM (4OZqu)

286 Nah, I loved Titanic, because the ship was the real star of the movie as far as I was concerned. You're too kind!

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 26, 2014 04:30 PM (Ua6T/)

287 Titanic 2?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 04:30 PM (ZeBBB)

288 277 -

I wouldn't  mind getting started on Kate Winslet...

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 04:31 PM (Dj0WE)

289 You Bet Jurassic Park: velociraptors and casinos! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (/dvmK) Velociraptors caught counting cards. Mob wacks velociraptors. Movie over faster than you can bury Joe Pesci in a cornfield.

Posted by: Michael Crichton's Velociraptor Hat at November 26, 2014 04:31 PM (lN8KC)

290 I was waiting for the Overnight Gun Thread, but, has anyone here fired an HK VP9?

Posted by: Barky at November 26, 2014 04:31 PM (F2IAQ)

291 284 I didn't like that confusing Irish Mob movie until someone shot Dicrapio. Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (ZeBBB) and then Matt Damon gets tapped... what's not to like

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:31 PM (4OZqu)

292 Loved The Departed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 04:31 PM (ucDmr)

293 Chris Pratt is the only reason I might see this. It has kids in it. I hate kids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 26, 2014 04:31 PM (pWzW/)

294 247 Sorry BornLib, the problem with SSS is it mines almost its whole script from what has been produced before. http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/06/gits-solid-state-society.html Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:20 PM (qtcbX) Not denying that. I'm saying I enjoyed it, not that it was in any way original.

Posted by: BornLib at November 26, 2014 04:32 PM (zpNwC)

295 I didn't like that confusing Irish Mob movie until someone shot Dicrapio. Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (ZeBBB) Any move that involved diCaprio dying is a good movie (except for Titanic).

Posted by: The Iceberg's Hat at November 26, 2014 04:32 PM (lN8KC)

296 "head shot tap in "The Departed"


 
Wasn't that Matt Damon!  Smoked by Wahlberg at the end.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 04:32 PM (vOXBf)

297 No joy on Netflix. But Amazon Prime has it. That cast is amazing.

Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 04:32 PM (uWaB3)

298 A famous mathematician writes about his passion " It's A Wonderful Life Of Pi "

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:33 PM (a0lo3)

299 Skip, nothing like "Get Shorty" Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:30 PM (4OZqu) Yeah, Get Shorty was much better. But it had it's moments. The Rock as the gay guy trying to make it as an actor was hilarious. His monologue of all the parts from a scene in Bring It On was fucking hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:33 PM (GEICT)

300 278 -

You used the words best and greatest  in describing him selling   the most tickets ever.

How is that misreading?  If you meant something else,  you should have said something else. 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 04:34 PM (Dj0WE)

301 Wasn't that Matt Damon! Smoked by Wahlberg at the end. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 09:32 PM (vOXBf) Here ya go, worth watching again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETDmEBJ7zc0

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:35 PM (4OZqu)

302 That ginger just gobbled up my soul.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 04:35 PM (V70Uh)

303 AJ, at this point just rob a likker store and come to NoVaMoMee. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM Before the tragic boating accident, I was well equipped to do just that. Maybe I can start collecting cans & get me a new likka stow robbing piece... I'll keep you posted

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 04:35 PM (KCxzN)

304 I don't love Chris Pratt; I am the only person on the East Coast who doesn't know who he is (I didn't read the other posts) and hasn't seen or read the first J"urassic Park.". I am not celelbrating that fact. It's just the way it is. Of course, I do know the story from being filled in by FenelonSpouse and son

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 04:35 PM (bRm4u)

305 Have some Pi

http://www.briantaylor.com/pi.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:37 PM (qtcbX)

306 THAT GINGER JUST GOBBLED UP YOUR SOUL?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 04:38 PM (KCxzN)

307 Posted by: Michael Crichton's Velociraptor Hat at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (lN8KC) LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:38 PM (/dvmK)

308 Laugh all you want monkeyboy.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 04:38 PM (V70Uh)

309 Every time you agents take someone out for pie you use the flashy thing, the neutralizer, because you want a new partner.

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 04:38 PM (mjYvT)

310 Fat raccoons rarely make history.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 26, 2014 04:39 PM (MbqmP)

311 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (ucDmr)

+1

I thought DiCaprio was excellent. The only problem I had was with Nicholson, who I thought overacted pathetically.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 04:39 PM (Zu3d9)

312 308 Laugh all you want monkeyboy. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 09:38 PM (V70Uh) Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.

Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at November 26, 2014 04:40 PM (4OZqu)

313 off, "Al Sharpton" sock although I reserve the right to revise & extend...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 04:40 PM (KCxzN)

314 "Here ya go, worth watching again"



That always cheers me up.  Thanks. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 04:40 PM (vOXBf)

315 But I think the redhead actress (whom I probably should know too) looks more than a bit spooky as if she wandered in from playing a vampire but was better dressed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 04:41 PM (bRm4u)

316 First wookie's new bio/film "The African Queen Of The Damned"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:41 PM (a0lo3)

317 311: Agreed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 04:41 PM (ucDmr)

318 Corporate Raiders should be hawt gingers so they can steal your money and your soul.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 04:42 PM (qtcbX)

319 The Departed was turrible. Just turrible.

The only thing worse that that movie is... my golf swing.

Posted by: Charles Bakley at November 26, 2014 04:42 PM (H/9vm)

320 I thought DiCaprio was excellent. The only problem I had was with Nicholson, who I thought overacted pathetically. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:39 PM (Zu3d9) Outstanding movie. One of the best scenes was right at the beginning. "Hahahaha. She fell funny."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 04:42 PM (GEICT)

321 For the first half hour I thought DiCrapio and Matt Damon were the same person.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 04:44 PM (ZeBBB)

322 I see your 'pi' and raise you an 'e'. e: The Story of a Number

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 04:44 PM (mjYvT)

323 For the first half hour I thought DiCrapio and Matt Damon were the same person. Did they make soap?

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2014 04:45 PM (Ua6T/)

324 Plastics, my boy.  Plastics.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 04:45 PM (V70Uh)

325 Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy... http://youtu.be/345uegSj-zQ

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:45 PM (/dvmK)

326 A minor league ballplayer exposes the steroid era: "Raging Bull Durham"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:45 PM (a0lo3)

327 "I am the only person on the East Coast who doesn't know who he is"


Well, I'm not on the East Coast but I'm sure who he is either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 04:45 PM (vOXBf)

328 322 I see your 'pi' and raise you an 'e'. e: The Story of a Number Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:44 PM (mjYvT) I don't even know if I should phi

Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 04:46 PM (4OZqu)

329 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (GEICT)


The Town was not nearly as good, and it has Mr. Incredible Asshole Ben Affleck in it, but still, I enjoyed it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 04:46 PM (Zu3d9)

330 Corporate Raiders should be hawt gingers so they can steal your money and your soul. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (qtcbX) Tell me more.

Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2014 04:46 PM (o0mD3)

331 "Hahahaha. She fell funny." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM Was it funnier than this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikj8eDKxMQ never gets old

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 04:47 PM (KCxzN)

332 Wall Streetcar Named Desire Arbitrage, hookers and blow!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:47 PM (/dvmK)

333 "ET, Jaws, Raiders, Close Encounters, Ryan, Schindler's List, Catch Me

He's made a lot of great movies. And $9B in box office returns globally. That's billion with a B.

Posted by: Costanza Defense"



First of all this is a matter of taste, and there is no wrong answer.   My opinion of those movies is decidedly blah, Raiders was enjoyable, Private Ryan probably the best of them, but all in all I find them to be exactly what people are generally saying, movies made to make money;  very acceptable to the public and accessible.  These movies (Private Ryan and Schindlers list being the exceptions) are very scripted (that term, applies to moviemaking is especially apt), by that I mean built to a recipe designed to be accessible and popular I mention and in the end make money.


And there's nothing wrong with this, and I do agree that technially these movies are well made.  But I find this kind of boring and not enjoyable for the most part.  --I would say this about 12 Monkeys as well, I could watch Brazil over and over and after watching Raiders a few times there's just nothing left there of interest.  That's what I think, that's all.


And no, lots of these people do not make movies just to make money, it is a reason but it is not the reason.  Especially when you have a little pile of it laying around monry becomes far less imporant.  Kubrick is a great example of this, look how few movies he made, he took his time and obsessed over every little detail, costing a fortune by the way.  If he was making movies only to make money, he would have made many more of them, you cannot not see this.  Speilberg;


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Spielberg_filmography


Lots of movies.   And I am not saying he is only making them to make money either, I didn't bring this up.   It sure seems to me like he was in it for the money lots more than Kubrick though.


Now production companies, there is no argument, nor should there be; they are in the business of making money by making movies.


And I repeat, there is nothing wrong with this, I never said there is.


In my opinion, Spielberg makes movies that are more money than art, Kubrick makes art that he is very happy when it makes money.   Big difference to me.  That is what makes Spielberg a hack.


And his movies are nowhere near the caliber of a Kubrick or a Gilliam, which of course, they aren't.  Miles away.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 04:47 PM (rqrnV)

334 The Third Man of La Mancha Yet another friggin' sequel...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:49 PM (/dvmK)

335 "Hahahaha. She fell funny."


God, I've gotta watch it again.  Darn good movie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 04:49 PM (vOXBf)

336 Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:47 PM (rqrnV) Ace would like to talk to you about becoming an AoSHQ movie cob.

Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2014 04:51 PM (o0mD3)

337 The Fourth Wall: A Pink Floyd Sequel.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 26, 2014 04:53 PM (MbqmP)

338 It's a Mad Mad World According to Garp:

Getting weiners chopped off and tongues cut out  in the pursuit of buried treasure.   And  finally answering the question, who would win an epic battle between tranny John Lithgow and a gas station-destroying Jonathan Winters?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 04:53 PM (Dj0WE)

339 Who knows what these zany vaqueros will do next? " Midnight Cow-Boys From Brazil "

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:53 PM (a0lo3)

340 "Ace would like to talk to you about becoming an AoSHQ movie cob.


Posted by: tbodie"


That's funny, but people seemed to have quite a consensus going about this and I just disagree, and thought it worth an explanation.


And I would repeat, this is all a matter of taste really, an opinion is just that, an opinion. 

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 04:54 PM (rqrnV)

341 332 Krebs.... Thanx, someone got the idea.

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 04:55 PM (a0lo3)

342 In light of everything that happened in Ferguson this week, I decided that for the next week or so, I'm going to watch these short, little romantic movies I've found online about attractive, young inner-city women struggling to become actresses or cheerleaders in a very harsh world.

They're befriended by nice, young white men that help them reach their full potential. Very touching.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2014 04:55 PM (AC0lD)

343 Is his name really, "Mr. French?"

Posted by: Leo at November 26, 2014 04:56 PM (fBxC6)

344 I can see eating Vivian Leigh, but not all at once.

Posted by: dr kill at November 26, 2014 04:57 PM (jRgO6)

345 On this topic I thought people might enjoy this one;


100 behind-the-scenes photos from the making of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (xpost r/StanleyKubrick)


http://imgur.com/a/DzXMR#55

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 04:57 PM (rqrnV)

346 Throw Mama From the Train, Spotting Oddly-named manservant commits manslaughter on the rails...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:57 PM (/dvmK)

347 The Duellists by Ridley Scott was a good movie. Script was from a Joseph Conrad short story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 04:57 PM (u82oZ)

348 Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM (a0lo3) Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 04:58 PM (bRm4u)

349 A Night to Remember the Titans The same friggin' movie, over and over again...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 04:59 PM (/dvmK)

350 A young zombie's sad story of her loss of virginity: " It Happened One Night Of The Living Dead"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:01 PM (a0lo3)

351 None of these match up to Contessa Brewer's Yeast Infection Vaginal distress for a distressingly bad television journalist...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:01 PM (/dvmK)

352 It's stuff like this that makes me rethink capitalism.

Posted by: AD at November 26, 2014 05:03 PM (G+6v/)

353 "Charing Cross Road Warrior"

Just walk away.  Give me your books, pens,  paper,  shelves, the whole  bookstore,  and I'll spare your lives.  Just walk away...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 05:03 PM (Dj0WE)

354 The Philadelphia Story of O Soul-stealing ginger tells unconvincing tales of BDSM among denizens of the Main Line...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:04 PM (/dvmK)

355 Seamrog- You like Classic films I see, "A Night to Remember Bringing Up Baby" One gawd awful night when the poor kid had colic. and you never got to sleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 05:06 PM (bRm4u)

356 I took a swig first! And that shit will ruin your damn night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (GEICT)


If you pace yourself properly, it can ruin several nights!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 05:07 PM (fL/7/)

357 BTW, for the posts talking about Spielberg--just to state the obvious, he's the producer here, not the director. That's very different in terms of the quality of the movie.

Posted by: AD at November 26, 2014 05:07 PM (G+6v/)

358 All right.


Tora, Tora, Tora, Bora


The day the Japanese sprung a surprise attack on Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:08 PM (vOXBf)

359 Saving Private Ryan's Daughter

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:09 PM (/dvmK)

360 Jurassic Park?  Why yes, I am running for re-election in '16

Posted by: John McCain at November 26, 2014 05:09 PM (LoIJo)

361 " A Clockwork Orange Is The New Black" you can NEVER criticize an orange clockwork.

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:09 PM (a0lo3)

362 Roger Moore was supposed to be in this one. But then ... RIP Roger.

Posted by: Oh yeah at November 26, 2014 05:10 PM (ZWRoJ)

363 Yeah I know we all love Chris Pratt but seriously. *** at least hollywood found someone other than chris pine to be in everything

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 26, 2014 05:10 PM (N///B)

364 I'm off to watch "Full Metal Jacket" for the elventeenth time. I hope I can make the ONT

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 05:11 PM (KCxzN)

365 Teen Wolf of Wall Street. 


A teenage werewolf goes full apeshit on stock trading. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:11 PM (vOXBf)

366 Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:54 PM So, what you're saying is you want to be an AoSHQ movie cob?

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2014 05:12 PM (6hrmc)

367 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly A truly chitty movie about a truly chitty way to die...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:12 PM (/dvmK)

368 "Life of Brian's Song"

Second string running back for the Bears,  thought to be  the son of God, gets cancer, dies,  does not rise again.... but always   looked   on the bright side of life. 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 05:13 PM (Dj0WE)

369 There are only two Spielberg films I outright hated, AI and Munich.

AI for butchering Kubricks last film.

And Munich for it's moral relativism of the palestinian terrorists of Black September.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2014 05:14 PM (bKSy7)

370 Blame It On Rio Bravo

A small-town sheriff in the American West enlists the help of a cripple, a drunk, and a young gunfighter in his efforts to hold in jail the brother of the local bad guy while he diddles the bad guy's daughter.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 05:14 PM (dVmLD)

371 Shout at The Devil Wears Prada. 


African adventure meets New York style. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:14 PM (vOXBf)

372 The Deep Impact Two perky nips in a wet t-shirt... you can figure out the rest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:15 PM (/dvmK)

373 "A truly chitty movie about a truly chitty way to die..."


Heh. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:15 PM (vOXBf)

374 The peverse end of Munich is disgusting

Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 05:16 PM (zOTsN)

375 355 Fenelon I had a colic growing up, my mom used to put some greasy stuff on a comb and make it stay down. (snark)

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:16 PM (a0lo3)

376 The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut The cannibalistic radioactive mutants are also blind...probably from all that radiation

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 05:17 PM (oFCZn)

377 Sgt. Preston is North by Northwest of Casablanca. Lassie as Yukon King Hrothgar as Rick Anna Puma as Ilsa Ace as Sgt. Preston BCochran1981 as Victor Laszlo FenelonSpoke as Roger O. Thornhill

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 05:18 PM (u82oZ)

378 They were The Expendables.


JFK runs his PT boat into Stallone. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:18 PM (vOXBf)

379 @374

I swear to god I yelled at the screen at the end of Munich.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2014 05:18 PM (bKSy7)

380 @368. re: Brian's Song ... First and only time I saw my dad cry. Early 70's as I recall.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2014 05:19 PM (6hrmc)

381 The Empire of the Sun Strikes Back Rejected title (suggested by George Lucas) for Spielberg's hacktastic "1941"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:19 PM (/dvmK)

382 Former child actors reveal their bacchanalian upbringings in Hollywood studios: " The Wild Brady Bunch"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:19 PM (a0lo3)

383 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

Play it, King!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 05:22 PM (fL/7/)

384 375 355 Fenelon I had a colic growing up, my mom used to put some greasy stuff on a comb and make it stay down. (snark) I think you meant to say "cowlick" - although ladling Vicks Vap-O-Rub down your throat with a comb might have cured your colic as well. ;-)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:22 PM (/dvmK)

385 Throw Momma from the Train Spotting.


Devito does heroine

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:23 PM (vOXBf)

386 Ah hell, the ONT is a movie. BULLSHIT

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys cause theyre slinkin) at November 26, 2014 05:23 PM (RV6eS)

387 Naked Guns of Navarone. 


Nielsen leads a team........with hilarious results. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:25 PM (vOXBf)

388 382 -

Mike Brady:  The boys  need discipline again, I'm going to go beat Peter.

Carol Brady:  While you're doing that, I'll be  giving it to  Greg. 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 05:25 PM (Dj0WE)

389 The Last Tango in Paris, Texas Marlon Brando makes sweet love to Harry Dean Stanton

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 05:25 PM (oFCZn)

390 Earth Girls are Five Easy Pieces Hoes give galactic visitors a great run for their money...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:25 PM (/dvmK)

391 Thanks, very much NaCly Dog . I like "North by Northwest" a lot but Roget Thornhill can probably run a lot faster than I can through cornfield while being chased by a plane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 05:25 PM (bRm4u)

392 Tears of the Stars, aging Hollywood powerhouse faces public outrage over deeply held secrets long denied suddenly appearing in news media for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 05:26 PM (mjYvT)

393 Do the dinosaurs like eating Kaboom?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 26, 2014 05:28 PM (l0lja)

394 Race With the Devil in Miss Jones Not just Satan, but Satan squared!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:29 PM (/dvmK)

395 >>> JFK runs his PT boat into Stallone. I lol'd.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2014 05:30 PM (Ua6T/)

396 Harry Potter and the Race to Brokeback Mountain

Harry Potter ignores warnings not to return to Hogwarts, and enlists the help of a UFO expert to protect two siblings from the clutches of two secretive cowboys that want to use the kids for their nefarious plans.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 05:30 PM (dVmLD)

397 Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfenstein. Video game comes to life as once dead Nazis reanimate as vampire zombies over run Europe again. ...and again.. ..and again... ..and again..

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 05:31 PM (mjYvT)

398 How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls Super pimp strikes it super rich...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:31 PM (/dvmK)

399 "North Dallas  Forty Year Old Virgin"

Hairy, injured,  past his prime  football player tries to get laid,  and get contract extension.  Fails. 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 05:32 PM (Dj0WE)

400 Do the dinosaurs like eating Kaboom?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn


Do Electric Dinos Dream of Kaboom


Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at November 26, 2014 05:32 PM (s9AKD)

401 Young Guns of Navarone Billy the Kid and his gang destroy Nazi gun emplacements

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 05:33 PM (oFCZn)

402 "I lol'd."


Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Try the veal. 

*rim shot*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:33 PM (vOXBf)

403 I'd inquire about the absence of an ONT, but the Horde is fairly entertaining tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 26, 2014 05:34 PM (4Mv1T)

404 I love this escape from the world, there are some hysterically funny morons (and 'ettes ) here. If I may be so bold as to suggest adding something to AoSHQ....DoT Den of Therapy ? The world's gone nuts, we know it and we can still laugh, cuz it's gonna be our turn real soon to realign it's orbit.

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:34 PM (a0lo3)

405 Dirty Harry & the Hendersons Do you feel lucky, ape?

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2014 05:35 PM (Ua6T/)

406 A Hard Days Night at the Museum.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 26, 2014 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

407 They were Black Panthers. Breaking911 @Breaking911 BREAKING: Two Men Plot Bombing Of STL Gateway Arch, Killing Prosecutor & Police Chief - bit.ly/1yj13g3 pic.twitter.com/qqZOCiIOAY John Schindler @20committee In light of #Ferguson New Black Panther terrorism arrests, Al Sharpton might want to clarify his relationship w NBPP:

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 05:35 PM (zwdxl)

408 Gone in 30 seconds with the Wind

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 26, 2014 05:36 PM (4Mv1T)

409 Going My Way Across the Universe- Plucky young priest deals with grumpy old aliens by singing catchy tunes to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 05:36 PM (bRm4u)

410 "Dirty Harry & the Hendersons"


Ooooh.  That was good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 05:37 PM (vOXBf)

411 "Bang  the Tin  Drum Slowly"

I'm sorry, this is the most disgustingly miserable movie ever made.   Oversexed  nazi midget  plays baseball,   gets  cancer...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 05:37 PM (Dj0WE)

412 The Man Who Would Be King Kong A man. A gorilla suit. A fascinating back story...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:38 PM (/dvmK)

413 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2014 10:32 PM (s9AKD)

Well, KABOOM is rich in  lysine!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 05:39 PM (fL/7/)

414 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:39 PM (16bOT)

415 I can see eating Vivian Leigh, but not all at once. Oh yes...she was edible at one time. Definitely.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 05:41 PM (MDgS8)

416 Spanish government subsidizes wind power and the locals rebel in: 12 Angry Men Of La Mancha"

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:42 PM (a0lo3)

417
"The Field of Dreams"

Almost the same movie as Field of  Dreams, except it takes  place in Ireland, so they never  ever ever  stop bickering and  arguing over the damn field. 

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 05:42 PM (Dj0WE)

418 3:10 to Ferguson Staring Rev Al- Eric the Red and guest appearance and songs by Big Eared O. A Different Take On A Hollywood Classic

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys cause theyre slinkin) at November 26, 2014 05:42 PM (RV6eS)

419 Runaway Bride of Frankenstein Nuclear-powered spouse of man-made monster goes all China Syndrome on his ass...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 26, 2014 05:44 PM (/dvmK)

420 Snow White and the Wizard of Oz. Cocaine usage hits the Emerald City. Sequel: Scarface and the Field of Dreams More cocaine use, and the flying monkeys are hit with "my little friend."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 05:46 PM (u82oZ)

421 Thanks for the laughs, Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby and get the ONT... see ya there.

Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 05:47 PM (a0lo3)

422 156 -- Weak-ass nationwide riots.
Costanza Defense

Advancing cold fronts, rain, and a bit of snow tends to weed out the sissies...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 26, 2014 05:49 PM (/mTq0)

423 You Can't Take With You Pretty Woman Former high class call girl find her marriage to a wealthy businessman runs into road blocks because of her quirky family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 05:51 PM (bRm4u)

424 i never saw the first movie, and i'm not going to see this POS...

Ace needs to start smoking a better grade of crack.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2014 07:01 PM (7vjeC)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at November 27, 2014 02:17 AM (u9gzs)

426 Soooooo, a remake of the first two, pretty much?

Posted by: rexbatt at November 27, 2014 03:14 AM (woA40)

427 This looks horrible.

Posted by: Mr. Estrada at November 27, 2014 08:54 AM (5piqN)

428 Jurassic World, AKA, Smart people with a God complex do stupid shit that gets people killed.

Posted by: Daniel at November 29, 2014 12:46 AM (xTgSv)

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