February 27, 2017

#NeverTrumper and Departed "Heat Street" Editor Louise Mensch: Not Only Did Russia Hack the Elections, They Assassinated Andrew Breitbart, Too
— Ace

Huge if true.



BTW, I know many people were suspicious about this, but Andrew Breitbart had been diagnosed with heart problems not long before his death. He began exercising and dieting -- with the benefit of hindsight, I assume this was on doctor's orders.

I saw him a bit before his death, and he told me he was getting in shape and was eating a lot of meat and keeping away from carbs. Whether it was Atkins or paleo or some other variation, I don't know. I was in a Fat Phase myself at that time (I think) and I didn't want to talk about health matters (as I generally don't, when I know I'm not very healthy).

He informed me that he was going to get into such great shape and be so hot "that even you [Ace, that is] are gonna want to s*** my d***."

But apparently he learned about his heart troubles too late in the game. Maybe with six months' earlier notice, he'd still be around and taking his well-earned victory laps around the dying Democrat-Media Establishment.

And I guess I'd be trying to blow him. So the prophecy foretold.

Anyway, while his death was certainly "sudden," it was not without prior medical incident. Most of us didn't know that, obviously; I didn't know that when he informed me that in the soon-to-come future I'd be interested in putting him in my mouth. I didn't know the reasons for his health kick and didn't ask. (Everyone goes through those periodically, right?)

I should note that Breitbart's death (and those of some other people I knew and liked -- Mike Flynn being the last straw for me) spurred my own started-and-abandoned health kicks. I finally got more serious in 2015, when I quit smoking, and last year, when I got to getting in shape with the promise that I would not stop until 1, I looked like Daredevil, or 2, even the male readers of this site would line up to s*** my d***.

A lot of sense-leaving going 'round.

A former Bill Kristol super-fan (a "stalker," maybe, she says) now writes to him to say she's all done with him now.

A lot of people have just lost all control. Trump drives people crazy.

By the way, I see a lot of dark conspiratorial stuff from the left. The media routinely mocked such stuff from the right -- but for reasons I cannot even guess at, they've chosen to suppress all stories about the rising hysteria among the left (except, of course, to feed into it and amplify it).

I was recently in the company of progressives who were seriously talking about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going "off the grid" should the Trump Death Police come after them. I wanted to ask them if they had, in the past, made fun of conservatives for buying survival seeds and gold, and if so, what their opinion was about that now.

I guess we can thank Trump for waking progressives up to the possibility is not always a benevolent entity that gives people free stuff, and that civilization is fragile thing that cannot sustain being undermined forever without consequence.

Posted by: Ace at 09:36 AM | Comments (644)
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1 st?

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 27, 2017 09:50 AM (ukNFU)

2 That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 09:50 AM (QQ+il)

3 Well, first to post an actual sentence.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 09:50 AM (QQ+il)

4 I'll fetch The Others.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 27, 2017 09:50 AM (ukNFU)

5 But why??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 27, 2017 09:52 AM (AKOhm)

6 Michael Savage claimed it was Bill Ayres the domestic terrorist who killed Andrew. Didn't he die shortly after dining with them? Rightie conspiracy > nevertrumper moonbat wishcasting

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (nNdYv)

7 Seriously it's not time yet! Damn people...

Posted by: [/b]Jimmie Dimmick at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (Ag8Mw)

8 How does this even make sense? Why would Russia kill Brietbart, and then turn around and help the most Brietbartian presidential candidate a few years later? I don't see how Russia profits from doing both of these things.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (KUaJL)

9 Isn't Louise Mensch part of that Rick Wilson/Liz Mair Never Trump crew?

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (OD2ni)

10 I have a simple question for Mensch, Kristol and the rest of the Left about Russia, to wit: I am open to the possibility that Russia did all the things you say. Are you open to the possibility that Russia didn't? Because, you see, when you make a position non-falsifiable, then it's not longer a position, it's an article of faith.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (mf5HN)

11 Geez Louise.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (vg8iE)

12 there is no meat whistle gloriosu enough to fill my pie-hole. 'cept my own , which if I could I would not be reading this.

Posted by: Fox at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (DVC2D)

13 I know for a fact that Sasquatch was the shooter on the grassy knoll. I know that because [NO SIGNAL]

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

14 Isn't there enough cra-cra in the world without having to manufacture more of it on our side?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (jxbfJ)

15 >>>Michael Savage claimed it was Bill Ayres the domestic terrorist who killed Andrew. Didn't he die shortly after dining with them? no that was a year or more before.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 09:53 AM (8rNrN)

16 Does Lois Mensch know who shot J.R.?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 27, 2017 09:54 AM (AKOhm)

17 Somewhat OT, but not completely:

On Russian involvement in the 2016 election, Bush seemed to lend credibility to the conspiracy theories of the disaffected left by saying that "we all need answers" while suggesting that a "special prosecutor" may be warranted.

Bush Jr. throwing Trump under the bus.

/at ZeroHedge, originally in The Hill

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 09:55 AM (J5mC3)

18 Oh no, that dog would bite youuu!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 27, 2017 09:55 AM (QQ+il)

19 Ace, nice job slamming that self-important blowhard "Radio Free Tom" on Twitter. Annoying that so many conservatives cheer everything he says.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 09:55 AM (OD2ni)

20 Mesch is a fruitloop!


>>I was recently in the company of progressives who were seriously talking about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going "off the grid" should the Trump Death Police come after them.


Did you recommend they consider investigating in gold and silver?
I hear Glenn Beck has some ideas on that...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 09:55 AM (NOIQH)

21 i'll post about bush later... not sure what to say. Eh, never stopped me before.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 09:55 AM (8rNrN)

22 Someone got some new Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 09:56 AM (NXfyF)

23 >>>Ace, nice job slamming that self-important blowhard "Radio Free Tom" on Twitter. Annoying that so many conservatives cheer everything he says. they're not conservatives, they're just narcissists.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 09:56 AM (8rNrN)

24 We are living in the Matrix. Huge if true.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2017 09:56 AM (IqV8l)

25 >>>22 Someone got some new Crocs. what am I gonna say, No?

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 09:56 AM (8rNrN)

26 I'm trying to picture soft-handed progs bugging out and living longer than a week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 09:56 AM (PY9jH)

27 i'll post about bush later... not sure what to say. Eh, never stopped me before. Please, find a source with more credibility than The Hill. It may be true, but I'll need more than the word of proven liars.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (QQ+il)

28 ACE WEIGHS IN ON CARPET v. HARDWOOD : INDIFFERENT ON BUSH

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (NXfyF)

29 Oh, another thing on Lefties and bug-out bags, prepping, etc.


Per Janet Napolitano's DHS, preppers are worthy of DHS notice because they fit the profile of America's biggest threat: anti-government domestic terrorists.

LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (NOIQH)

30 Good Lord, a lot of people are losing their sweet honey iced tea, aren't they? The Russians took out Andrew Breitbart so that Bannon would get in charge and become Trump's Rasputin? That's the theory now? Because we all knew that Donald Trump would win the primaries. Well now, if Putin is so smart to plan ahead to get a handler placed to guide the vapid empty-head of Donald Trump, then he must have hedged his bets by placing handlers all over the place to guide any potential candidate, right? So was Huma or Podesta Putin's stooge handler for Hillary? Who was his stooge handler for Rubio? For Jeb? Does this conspiracy theorizing make my eyes look crazy?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (hLRSq)

31 You will all be shocked to learn that Louise Mensch was a big supporter of Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (OD2ni)

32 That's just what we want Louise to believe.

Posted by: a Quokka hit squad at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (r6Z+k)

33 "s*** my d***" Stop your dogs?

Posted by: Hack at February 27, 2017 09:57 AM (ZBetI)

34 Who's behind Heat Street now? I thought it was pretty much her show. Yeah, Trump Derangement Syndrome hits heavy. I still don't get it: at the basic level, what an expansionist Russia needs is: a) high oil prices b) restrictions on Western energy development c) pretty much the kind of foreign policy we had for the last eight years d) a lazy, underfunded and uninterested NATO stuffed with hostile foreign nationals. Which Presidential candidate was most likely to provide those things?

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (TppKb)

35 As much as I like Andrew Breitbart, I don't think he was a blip on Putin's radar. There are certainly a hell of a lot more high profile targets to go after.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

36 Ace, I wish the progs were learning that lesson but they're not. They're just pretending Hitler's come to power instead for their stupid fantasies without having to face the realities of their decisions.

Posted by: Gaff at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (jPS2y)

37 Hey, hey, hey,, hold on just a minute! If there's any di*k sucking to be done around here I'll be the one doing it!!

Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (HSmrB)

38 i'll post about bush later... not sure what to say. Eh, never stopped me before.

--

Thank you.

/um... I respectfully suggest the phrase 'globalist tool'

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (J5mC3)

39 A lot of people have just lost all control. Trump drives people crazy. Trump is the excuse for them to let their freak flag fly.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (ph+ut)

40 Well that's just all fine and dandy, but what I really want to know is WHO SHOT THE DEPUTY?

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 09:58 AM (FZYNt)

41 Disco Bush was a friend of mine.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 09:59 AM (QQ+il)

42 >>You will all be shocked to learn that Louise Mensch was a big supporter of Egg McMuffin.


But mostly Hillary.

Mensch is the one who sent a long-winded Hillary campaign ad suggestion that was revealed by wikileaks.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 09:59 AM (NOIQH)

43 31 You will all be shocked to learn that Louise Mensch was a big supporter of Egg McMuffin. Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni) Gee, and she came across all stable and everything.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

44 Yeh, Putin murdered Breitbart by surreptitiously injecting his coronary arteries with atherosclerotic plaque. Tricky devils, those Russians. They can do anything. why, they can even take the Most Qualified Woman Ever (TM) and make her look like a corrupt, unsympathetic cast iron bitch. Think about it!

Posted by: Mass. General Div. of Pediatric Orthopedic Surgery at February 27, 2017 09:59 AM (CPk08)

45 25 >>>22 Someone got some new Crocs.

what am I gonna say, No?

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)


Ace, you know what those holes are for in those crocs?


They are there for your dignity to leak out.  

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 09:59 AM (jxbfJ)

46 Hey, hey, hey,, hold on just a minute! If there's any di*k sucking to be done around here I'll be the one doing it!! Posted by: Madonna get in line

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (FZYNt)

47 Meanwhile, Adam Schiff (Douche-CA) has a hard-on for Gen. Flynn.  Giving presser now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (PY9jH)

48 >>>35 As much as I like Andrew Breitbart, I don't think he was a blip on Putin's radar. There are certainly a hell of a lot more high profile targets to go after. If russia killed breitbart to get Bannon installed knowing that bannon would then support Trump and get him elected -- then there's no use even fighting them. They have precogs who can predict the future and hit-teams who can shape it with the precision of a diamond-cutter.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (8rNrN)

49 After running afoul Mr. Huma Weiner, it's more likely Andrew fell victim to Arkancide than Russassination.

Posted by: a Quokka hit squad at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (r6Z+k)

50 Let's take some of this a bit further, aren't you curious why you never heard of Andrew Breitbart when Andy Kaufman was alive?

Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (dZGNV)

51 Off, Orthopedic sock!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (CPk08)

52 "I was recently in the company of progressives who were seriously talking about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going 'off the grid' should the Trump Death Police come after them."

You haven't lived till you've heard an old, fat, gray, asthmatically wheezing Baby Boomer liberal, on a whole medicine cabinet's worth of prescriptions, give you a defiant speech about how they're ready to "go up in the mountains" (like Fidel and Che!) to "resist" the fascist Trump regime "by any means necessary".

Ummmmmmmmm, but weren't these same persons telling me not all that long ago how they were proud not only to not own a gun but that they'd never disgraced their pacifist purity with even learning how to shoot a gun?

"IMMA LEARN!!! IMMA LEARN FAST!!!"

Okay then.

Those training sessions are going to be a barrel of laughs.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (noWW6)

53 I wish the progs were learning that lesson but they're not. They're just pretending Hitler's come to power instead for their stupid fantasies without having to face the realities of their decisions.
--

From a psychological standpoint:

-Denial
-Projection
-Delusion

One? Several? All? Some I didn't mention?

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 10:00 AM (J5mC3)

54 Does Lois Mensch know who shot J.R.? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 27, 2017 02:54 PM (AKOhm) Everyone did. It was Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (493sH)

55 47 Meanwhile, Adam Schiff (Douche-CA) has a hard-on for Gen. Flynn. Giving presser now. Posted by: Jane D'oh he was great in Law & Order

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (FZYNt)

56 Where does Pence fit into this conspiracy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (IqV8l)

57 I think we are missing the more important story here really - putin killing prince so that he could be one not just prince of muscovey but prince of the whole world. This is bigly...if true

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (/Fxjk)

58 And so who killed Judge Crater?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (JO9+V)

59 @9: "Isn't Louise Mensch part of that Rick Wilson/Liz Mair Never Trump crew?" Yes, and she was hugely pro-McMullin, even putting his campaign logo stamp on all of her social media avatars. Another fun fact? Her first husband is one of the three pedophiles that Milo claims to have outed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (qXXFv)

60 If russia killed breitbart to get Bannon installed knowing that bannon would then support Trump and get him elected -- then there's no use even fighting them. let me be the first to welcome our God-Emporer Putin.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (QQ+il)

61 >>> Ace, you know what those holes are for in those crocs? They are there for your dignity to leak out. for ostensible heterosexuals, you guys sure have a lot of very strident opinion about shoes. Just sayin'

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (8rNrN)

62 then there's no use even fighting them. They have precogs who can predict the future and hit-teams who can shape it with the precision of a diamond-cutter. Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN) And top tier remote viewers. You forgot the remote viewing squads.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 10:01 AM (nNdYv)

63 I know 2 doctors who had heart attacks while they were in their thirties. They didn't appear to be that out of shape. But they had high stress jobs and didn't exercise much. Fortunately they were mild heart attacks. A large part of your likelihood of having heart disease is genetic. I don't doubt for a minute that Breitbart died of heart disease. All of this "Blame the Russians" shit is from people who can't face up to the fact that Trump ran a better campaign than the lady who spent a lot of her time resting up. And he understood the voters and what they want better than the lady who sucked up to minorities and off the wall feminists. Okay, the leaked emails didn't help her. But let's face it, we already knew, and many liberals already knew, that she and her people were lying, cheating scum.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (+lVUW)

64 but what did Putin gain by knocking off Bill Paxton?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (QQ+il)

65 The Ides of March are coming up too, It was Putin, not Brutus

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (FZYNt)

66 Ace - Can you remind me of the Name of the Book you used to quit Smoking? TIA

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (NXfyF)

67 He informed me that he was going to get into such great shape and be so hot "that even you [Ace, that is] are gonna want to s*** my d***." Stab my duck?

Posted by: Sweden at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (8ZskC)

68 >>>Her first husband is one of the three pedophiles that Milo claims to have outed. i think milo claimed that was a "business partner," not a husband. (And ps, I have no knowledge if those claims had any evidence to them.)

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (8rNrN)

69 I'll just hit the "Tip Jar" instead of s****** your d***. And I just realized why Ace calls it the "Tip" jar. I guess we all have to just put the "tip" in don't we?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (1JnAL)

70 On Russian involvement in the 2016 election, Bush seemed to lend credibility to the conspiracy theories of the disaffected left by saying that "we all need answers" while suggesting that a "special prosecutor" may be warranted. Bush Jr. throwing Trump under the bus. /at ZeroHedge, originally in The Hill Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (J5mC3) George Bush... concern Troll....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (qf6WZ)

71 what am I gonna say, No? When I need a new pair of crocs I just go on ebay and look for whichever color someone's trying to unload cheap. They're always weird, but the only time I wear them in public is to the beach, the pool, etc. anyway so it hardly matters. Beware, when the soles wear flat they're slippery as shit and will kill you if you wear them in the wet. Take a bread knife or a $1.50 Daiso wallboard saw and cut some more grooves in them.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (TppKb)

72 Well that's just all fine and dandy, but what I really want to know is WHO SHOT THE DEPUTY? Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (FZYNt) Deputy B. Fife: It was Otis.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:02 AM (493sH)

73 Meanwhile, Adam Schiff (Douche-CA) has a hard-on for Gen. Flynn. Giving presser now. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (PY9jH) Schiff is a hard-on.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (KlI/a)

74 but what did Putin gain by knocking off Bill Paxton? Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (QQ+il) The same thing He gained by rigging the Oscars?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (O2RFr)

75 >>>Stab my duck? "sell my dell" -- he was starting an amway-like multi-level marketing scheme with Dell computers.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (8rNrN)

76 i'll post about bush later...

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)

I am really confused.

First it's sex with Andrew Breitbart, and now you're going to write about bush?

Is this your way of announcing that you are bi?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (rF0hx)

77 See, this is why I hate twitter stories. I read the tweets, but I still don't get the basis for her belief that Putin had Breibart killed. Even if it is true that Putin killed whoever from RT, what does that have to do with Breitbart?

If I was to believe that there was some conspiracy behind Breitbart's death, I would be focused on that big story about Obama that Breitbart was promising, just prior to his mysterious death. I would also note that the story that was published after Breitbart's death, supposedly the big story he had been promoting, was a big nothing.

I don't even recall what it was now, just that it was nothing. Like as if the real story never got published. Because Breitbart was dead and so his death had stopped the story from getting out. Unless that story was an Obama/Putin connection, I can't imagine why Putin would murder Breitbart in order to shut him up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (R+30W)

78 Trump is a test to see who can and cannot handle the pressure. I believe the country is headed for a big pressure cooking period in our history. We should be identifying people who can handle it, because Trump's Presidency is only the beginning of fight back, not the end result. Also we need to figure out who is a complete phony so we are not fooled by their pretense of patriotism, conservatism, constitutionalism, and all the other words that give them cover for selling the country down the river. I think we can safely assume some people like Glenn Beck, cannot handle the pressure of it all since he cracked up. We can also assume the entire Bush Family, McCain's Crew, and Little Marco are globalist first, and American's second.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (MuTTO)

79 I thought the 9/11 Truthers were the craziest people I'd ever seen. 

The past year and the conspiracies that have arisen with Trump (among other things) have proven me to be wrong.


People have gone batshit off the wall crazy on both sides.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (+eR2D)

80 I should note that Breitbart's death (and those of some other people I knew and liked -- Mike Flynn being the last straw for me) Do you mean Vince Flynn?

Posted by: NukemHill at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (ra7SF)

81 If russia killed breitbart

then The Left will be allowed to love Russia openly again.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (2z74n)

82 There are way too many references to male on male blowjobs in this post.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:03 AM (qU2ch)

83 I, for one, welcome our new overlord, Vlad Putin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (PY9jH)

84 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (7HtZB)

85 >>>He informed me that he was going to get into such great shape and be so hot "that even you [Ace, that is] are gonna want to s*** my d***."<<<




Snag my dime?

Posted by: Ron Paul at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (r6Z+k)

86 skin my dogs?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (CPk08)

87 I was recently in the company of progressives who were seriously talking about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going "off the grid" should the Trump Death Police come after them. A lot of them will give it up when they realize the time and financial consumption. Add to that that many of them believe they can either A) continue to live their urban lifestyle and/or II. accomplish their bugout by existing in a commune structure. There's a post about some of this on my blog, which is hiding in the weeds, bugged out in the hinterlands of the interwebs.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (uiwCw)

88 Russia Russia Russia!

Posted by: Jan Brady at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (kTF2Z)

89 He informed me that he was going to get into such great shape and be so hot "that even you [Ace, that is] are gonna want to s*** my d***." Soil my dirndl?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:04 AM (8ZskC)

90 If russia killed breitbart to get Bannon installed knowing that bannon would then support Trump and get him elected -- then there's no use even fighting them. They have precogs who can predict the future and hit-teams who can shape it with the precision of a diamond-cutter.
---

They're not precogs. They're time travelers, and they have given Trump access to the time machine. Trump visits the future, sees riots in Sweden, goes back to today, makes a comment, looks stupid and then a day later... BAM! Event happens.

Because Trump traveled into the future and saw it. 

/think I'm joking? Google "Trump Time Travel" and see what you get. Preview: The UK papers like the idea...

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (J5mC3)

91 sort my debs?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (CPk08)

92 Huh.  Why is Schiff concerned with investigating Mike Flynn, since the Russians killed him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (PY9jH)

93 75 >>>Stab my duck? ==== Sample my dessert

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (qU2ch)

94 Countdown to John McCain and Darrell Issa calling for a joint subcommittee to investigate these stories?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (AmMfi)

95 72 Well that's just all fine and dandy, but what I really want to know is WHO SHOT THE DEPUTY? Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (FZYNt) Deputy B. Fife: It was Otis. Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH) My man!

Posted by: Donald "Boone" Schoenstein at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (7HtZB)

96 If Muldoon chimes in on the d---- s--- it's gonna be epic.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (TppKb)

97 From Russia, With Love.

XOXO - Vlad

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 10:05 AM (JO9+V)

98 @68: "i think milo claimed that was a "business partner," not a husband." Ah, indeed. My mistake. However, I suspect all of Mensch's "business partners" are future-ex-husbands-in-waiting.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (qXXFv)

99 94 Countdown to John McCain and Darrell Issa calling for a joint subcommittee to investigate these stories? Pretty much already have...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (O2RFr)

100 Slam my date

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (qU2ch)

101 How does this even make sense? Why would Russia kill Brietbart, and then turn around and help the most Brietbartian presidential candidate a few years later? Yeah, that's my reaction too. Russia would've wanted to *help* Andrew Breitbart in that scenario, so it's a completely stupid theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (KUTP5)

102 When lefties see black helicopters is no longer a pigs fly moment. That anyone believes Russia could have any hand in the election is just stupid - with W as example 1.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (a7IXj)

103 I am getting pretty fuckin sick of The Bushes, all of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (KlI/a)

104 What a raft of BS. not only did nobody "hack" anything but if Breitbart was whacked it was not by Russians. Look, it is appealing in a demented, sick way to imagine that Scalia and Breitbart were assassinated, because then their deaths might end up deposing an evil regime and exposing our political enemies as monsters. But that doesn't make it remotely plausible, let alone true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (39g3+)

105 >>Is this your way of announcing that you are bi? No, that's silly. The Crocs announced that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:06 AM (/tuJf)

106 The Ides of March are coming up too, Are they going to sing Vehicle?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (493sH)

107 33 "s*** my d***" Stop your dogs? Posted by: Hack at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (ZBetI) Shine my diamonds?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (yL25O)

108 Sign my deal

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (qU2ch)

109 If russia killed breitbart

then The Left will be allowed to love Russia openly again.
---

Oh, that was good.

However, you seem to be using "logic" and "consistency." Those don't apply to the left. Ever.

/please accept these boxes of Rice A Roni, the San Francisco treat, and Turtle Wax, as your consolation prizes.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (J5mC3)

110 I absolutely believe that Andrew Breitbart was murdered by Putin.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (FqgrG)

111 I believe the N. Dakota pipeline protests is a good example of progs in the wild. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (PY9jH)

112 Kristol has always a been a no talent ass clown benefiting from his dad's connections. I have never had any use for him, always came across as smarmy deuschebag.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (3Xxpy)

113 Because, you see, when you make a position non-falsifiable, then it's not longer a position, it's an article of faith. As with the Climate Change cult There is no Null Hypothesis, EVERYTHING is proof that they are right !

Posted by: McCool at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (sZaoP)

114 shoot my Death star?

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (7HtZB)

115 Thinking that you are going to have to go to the mountains is a good incentive to get in shape.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (QQ+il)

116 sink my dory?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (CPk08)

117 "5 But why??" Yeah that's my question. Look guys, when you're putting together a conspiracy theory there's got to be a motive. So: Step 1: Kill AB Step 2: ??? Step 3: Trump puppet president! Uh... Yeah. Sure. That's totally linear.

Posted by: Lauren at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (d5+A9)

118 The last few years and especially the Trump Presidential Campaign have really opened my eyes. The crazies at Infowars and Zerohedge wre not so crazy. It is a uniparty. The GOP establishment never gave a warm dog doody for stopping illegal immigration. As long as their Corporate Donors were happy and giving them lots of money, they were happy to promise we the voters and never delivered any of it. They were happy to fornicate us over and over. Now they are screwed. Trump Actually Means It!

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (iT57s)

119 Is this your way of announcing that you are bi? When He announces Moonlight was His favorite film.... then we'll know...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (O2RFr)

120 52 "I was recently in the company of progressives who were seriously talking about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going 'off the grid' should the Trump Death Police come after them." You haven't lived till you've heard an old, fat, gray, asthmatically wheezing Baby Boomer liberal, on a whole medicine cabinet's worth of prescriptions, give you a defiant speech about how they're ready to "go up in the mountains" (like Fidel and Che!) to "resist" the fascist Trump regime "by any means necessary". Ummmmmmmmm, but weren't these same persons telling me not all that long ago how they were proud not only to not own a gun but that they'd never disgraced their pacifist purity with even learning how to shoot a gun? "IMMA LEARN!!! IMMA LEARN FAST!!!" Okay then. Those training sessions are going to be a barrel of laughs. Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (noWW6) They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 10:07 AM (1JnAL)

121 One of the super fit trainers on The Biggest Loser weight loss show just had a major heart attack. Bob sonething

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (MZ/gs)

122 Sort my docs

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (qU2ch)

123 Settle my Debts?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (yL25O)

124 then The Left will be allowed to love Russia openly again. We should all have a national 'From Russia With Love' night where we sit around and watch the movie.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (TppKb)

125 shoot my dingo

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (/tuJf)

126 Swab My Deck

Posted by: Capt'n Morgan at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (JO9+V)

127 She went full Alex Jones, never go full Alex Jones.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (IQXW8)

128 >>>Yeah, that's my reaction too. Russia would've wanted to *help* Andrew Breitbart in that scenario, so it's a completely stupid theory. i don't know if Breitbart would have supported trump pre-nomination. I kind of doubt it. As a general matter, Breitbart wasn't very interested in internecine GOP jockeying. He really just wanted to beat the media. He would have supported him post-nomination, I'm pretty sure. Pre-? I don't know.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (8rNrN)

129 I am getting pretty fuckin sick of The Bushes, all of them Yeah, me three.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (39g3+)

130 slap my dogs?

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (2z74n)

131
Really?  the libs think the Russians want a strong U.S. instead of a weak one under hillary?  baffling.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:08 AM (ODxAs)

132 Stop my deportation

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (7HtZB)

133 Podesta hack showed Mensch offered her services to the Clinton campaign to do a pro woman Hillary ad

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (MZ/gs)

134 Ace, nice job slamming that self-important blowhard "Radio Free Tom" on Twitter. Annoying that so many conservatives cheer everything he says. Posted by: Benji Carver He was on the last Ricochet podcast flogging his 'Expert' book. Every bit the ass he is on teh twatter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (4YGWz)

135 Seek my desk

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (qU2ch)

136 Show my dirk?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (V4Qfo)

137 Well if you're the receiver, at least, just remember it's like wearing Crocs; If you don't look down you won't know you're gay.

Posted by: Adam Co-Roh-La at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (XHDeu)

138 "Isn't Louise Mensch part of that Rick Wilson/Liz Mair Never Trump crew?"

Did Wick Rillson ever have his "friend of the blog" status revoked?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (noWW6)

139 And it seems as if Milo has been disappeared. Hope he surfaces somewhere.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (3Xxpy)

140 >>>If Muldoon chimes in on the d---- s--- it's gonna be epic.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (TppKb)<<<





Andrew's docs said he was getting too thick.
So he tried to lose the weight quick.
Exercise was a start,
But proved too much for his heart,
So ace lost out on s****** his d***.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (r6Z+k)

141 I believe the N. Dakota pipeline protests is a good example of progs in the wild. So what percentage of the protesters were paid stupid white people, and what percentage were paid stupid Native Americans?

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (TppKb)

142 Split my doorprize?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (8ZskC)

143 stir my dung?

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (2z74n)

144
Step 1: Kill AB

Step 2: Russia fixes election for Trump

Step 3: Impeach Trump

Step 4: Hillary Selected as President

Step 5: World peace

/why  can't you people see how easy this is?

Posted by: sally kohn at February 27, 2017 10:09 AM (J5mC3)

145 Season My Dinner!

Posted by: Swanson at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (JO9+V)

146 So. Listen up, SHEEPLE, because I'm going to LAY DOWN THE TRUTH: 1. Vlad Putin and George Bush are members of the Bavarian Illuminati. This is WELL KNOWN!!11!! 2. The Publisher of RT discovered that Putin, Bush, and Pope John Paul II were PUPPETS of the Illuminati/REPTOID conspiracy! I've discussed this before! 3. Then, Bannon and Trump DISCOVERED the conspiracy and threatened to expose them! The Reptoids had to deal them in until they could destroy them! 4. Evan McMuffin is a REPTOID ASSASSIN! He has been appointed to do their lizardoid BIDDING! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

147 We knew all of this would happen. Not the exact details, but we knew the elite and the establishment would go absolutely berserk trying to stop Trump. At all costs, without any limits. They are fighting for their very livestyles and world. If Trump succeeds at "draining the swamp" then all these people lose the power, influence, riches, and fun they've been having at our expense. Combine that with the demented religious zeal that some of them feel and you cross over into cult territory. Nothing is too far to go to protect this. Nothing. There will be blood, I fear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (39g3+)

148 Ace, did they give you a date for leaving? If not couldn't you prod them by telling them that the 'Trump Death Squads were right round the corner? Cause that would have been awesome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (sxDSr)

149 Shingle my duplex?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (p+Wdc)

150 swindle my dollar

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (25aoz)

151 To all the liberals scared to death that Trump is going to do some horrible major thing that will completely change and ruin your life: THIS IS WHY CONSERVATIVES HATE BIG GOVERNMENT.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (z/Ubi)

152 Slap my debts

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:10 AM (qU2ch)

153 Speaking of Russia, has anyone noticed the previews for the Bitter Harvest movie? I guess it is now permitted by our betters to publicly scorn Stalin and lay his horrors bare? I mean, since we are now required to hate Russia and all.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 27, 2017 10:11 AM (vg8iE)

154 They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (1JnAL) They can still have their artisnal bread. If they had the foresight to store some wheat. And know how to make bread from scratch. And have the arm strength and endurance to hand grind the wheat.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:11 AM (uiwCw)

155 'Splain my doctrine?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:11 AM (8ZskC)

156 Oh, and it's obviously "spit my duck". Duh.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

157 84 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet. Posted by: Winston Wolf at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (7HtZB) --- Carpe Dickum

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 27, 2017 10:11 AM (oGRue)

158 Evan McMuffin is a REPTOID ASSASSIN! No, he's just four hundred calories of shit you don't need.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (TppKb)

159 soil my drawers

Posted by: DenverGregg at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (ekPu6)

160 Shep, my dong!

Posted by: Long Dong Silver at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (JO9+V)

161 Suffer my depression

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (25aoz)

162 sell my dump?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (CPk08)

163 103 I am getting pretty fuckin sick of The Bushes, all of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (KlI/a)


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


THIS!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (jxbfJ)

164 shorten my dockers?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (yL25O)

165 shine my dagger

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (8rNrN)

166 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (GwIKd)

167 Sugar my Deep-fried Oreo

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)

168 The last few years and especially the Trump Presidential Campaign have really opened my eyes. The crazies at Infowars and Zerohedge wre not so crazy. It is a uniparty.

The GOP establishment never gave a warm dog doody for stopping illegal immigration.

As long as their Corporate Donors were happy and giving them lots of money, they were happy to promise we the voters and never delivered any of it. They were happy to fornicate us over and over.

Now they are screwed.

Trump Actually Means It!
---

THIS.

FYI, I cannot see voting for a Democrat, and as for the other half of the Uniparty, I'll only vote for Non-career politicians.

Also... re: the above, This Is How You Got Trump

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (J5mC3)

169 They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's. Mmmmmmmm. John Wayne cookies! Glue your sphincter shut.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (ph+ut)

170 Vlad Putin and George Bush are members of the Bavarian Illuminati. This is WELL KNOWN!!11!! It a beer and bratwurst take over of the world!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (493sH)

171 Mensch has self admitted mental health issues brought on, she believes, by prolonged drug use

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:12 AM (MZ/gs)

172 Sell my digs

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (qU2ch)

173 Spook my donkey?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (8ZskC)

174
Swap my Dads!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (ODxAs)

175 Shart my Depends

Posted by: Hillary at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (7HtZB)

176 Drop my shelves?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (r6Z+k)

177 Stab my duck? https://www.amazon.com/Duck-Stab-Residents/dp/B0017TCSOE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (IqV8l)

178 Someone had an article the other day about "what would Trump be doing if he really wanted to help Russia?"

Yeah, it's almost exactly what Obama had done.

Especially the parts about stifling our domestic energy production and helping Iran.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (AmMfi)

179 SALUTE MY DALEK!

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (25aoz)

180 Glue your sphincter shut. That's not sidewalk chalk, bucko. Don't give it to your kids.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (TppKb)

181 Shelve my Doritos?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (PY9jH)

182 Country singer Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (uiwCw) I always wondered if your interest in prepping was connected to you working for the DoD.

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (Cl52v)

183 175 is threadwinner.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (vg8iE)

184 They can still have their artisnal bread. If they had the foresight to store some wheat. And know how to make bread from scratch. And have the arm strength and endurance to hand grind the wheat. Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (uiwCw) and know how to make a fire... and how to make an oven... and how to get fuel for said fire...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (qf6WZ)

185 "Mensch has self admitted mental health issues brought on, she believes, by prolonged drug use" Well that explains it.

Posted by: Lauren at February 27, 2017 10:13 AM (d5+A9)

186 Isn't Louise Mensch part of that Rick Wilson/Liz Mair Never Trump crew? Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni) Yup. The wife of a friend of mine became convinced he was having an affair and he wasn't. There was literally nothing in the world he could say or do to convince her this wasn't true because everything he said was exactly what he would say if he was so see see that's an admission! The very lack of evidence was proof that it was occurring because look at all he was doing to cover his tracks. There was nothing he could do or say to convince her this was all in her head. That's what is called to mind when I hear this Trump Russia stuff. There will never be a way to disprove this for those convinced it was true. The demand is to prove a negative and the very lack of any evidence shows that it must have happened or why would it be hidden, huh, huh?

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (mf5HN)

187 Did Breirtbart ever talk about Russia? I don't remember that at all

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (GwIKd)

188 Ace if you ever want to get back at garret just start talking about deviled eggs and egg salad.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (z/Ubi)

189 SHOUT MY DUMBASS COMMENTS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (7HtZB)

190 Sweeten my douche-canoe

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (MZ/gs)

191 Who controls the Russian Ruble,
We Do, We Do.
Who keeps the Mongolians down,
We Do, We Do.

Posted by: TaigaCutters[/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (8J/Te)

192 171 Mensch has self admitted mental health issues brought on, she believes, by prolonged drug use --- Snort my drugs

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (25aoz)

193 Splice my dongle?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (yL25O)

194 did they give you a date for leaving? If not couldn't you prod them by telling them that the 'Trump Death Squads were right round the corner? Cause that would have been awesome.
--

Also, they will totally freak out if you mention the Trump Death Squads will be taking people the the FEMA camps where there are thousands of coffins already in place.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (J5mC3)

195 Get this: the "pipeline protesters" apparently left their some of their pets behind. Dogs, mostly, trying to survive on the trash they abandoned in their wake. These people are pretty loathesome.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:14 AM (39g3+)

196 Savvy, me deplorables?

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at February 27, 2017 10:15 AM (JO9+V)

197 spackle my derriere

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 27, 2017 10:15 AM (oGRue)

198 "Mensch has self admitted mental health issues brought on, she believes, by prolonged drug use"

Well that explains it.
--

Why are you blaming us? Bitch be crazy before we got involved

Posted by: The Drugs at February 27, 2017 10:15 AM (J5mC3)

199 Ithink it's hysterical that the left conflate Modern Russia with the USSR.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:15 AM (NXfyF)

200 Suck a DUCK!

Posted by: Donald Duck at February 27, 2017 10:15 AM (qf6WZ)

201 We can also assume the entire Bush Family, McCain's Crew, and Little Marco are globalist first, and American's second.



Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (MuTTO)


It looks like that.

Posted by: local news at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (1isJI)

202 Get this: the "pipeline protesters" apparently left their some of their pets behind. Dogs, mostly, trying to survive on the trash they abandoned in their wake.

These people are pretty loathesome.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)



And the place is an open sewer.  Probably some Earf Firsters in the mix.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (PY9jH)

203 This is some serious tinfoil hat batshit crazy stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (0mRoj)

204 @171: "Mensch has self admitted mental health issues brought on, she believes, by prolonged drug use" You know, if you squint hard enough, she does kinda look like Peter Russo in House of Cards, and her political career was nearly as long and distinguished.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (qXXFv)

205 Soak my drug

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (qU2ch)

206 Split my Derivative

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (NXfyF)

207 "I guess we can thank Trump for waking progressives up to the possibility is not always a benevolent entity that gives people free stuff, and that civilization is fragile thing that cannot sustain being undermined forever without consequence." **** Hahahahahahaha. No they have not woken up. Remember, these are the people who when Obama won, stated that American fighter jets that flew over were now "theirs". (as if they were of a foreign country) In other words, when a Rep is pres they are behind the Berlin wall. When a dem wins, they are freeeee!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (uhftQ)

208 Sort my drawers?

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (yL25O)

209 Read Mensch's Wikipedia. She admits to heavy drug use and mental problems "in the past". How do people this unstable seem to wind up in the media as a matter of course?

Posted by: Lester at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (8USec)

210 How about this totally realistic Russian Konspiracy?

The Russians killed Scalia.

'Cause they knew that control of the Court would be a major issue to voters trying to decide between Trump and Hillary several months later.

Oh, and this never gets old:

Circa 2012--"the 1980's called and they want their foreign policy back."

hardeehar--pretty fucking funny.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 10:16 AM (AmMfi)

211
Oh, I guess I never heard the outcome of the pipeline protesters.  Did they just get up and leave?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (ODxAs)

212 Shart my Drawers for accuracy

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (NXfyF)

213 Sail my dinghy

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (25aoz)

214 Spank my donkey?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (PY9jH)

215 >>>Drop my shelves?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (r6Z+k)<<<



Dammit, Pixy dropped the punchline.


Ace's remembering it in reverse... like his drilling.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (r6Z+k)

216 More likely CIA or Hillary than Russia. This is sour grapes and projection. Couldn't be because times are bad and no one could believe Hillary gave a rats ass about anyone but herself. I could believe that Obama was a Russian stooge. Don't worry. Trump is surrounding himself with former Generals and porking up the Pentagon budget to insure this won't gain traction. Nixon wouldn't have been forced out if he hadn't tried to wind down Vietnam. Vietnam was all about the money for the GOPe. Howard Baker can kiss Nixon's ass in hell.

Posted by: Ok at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (K2SnJ)

217 They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (1JnAL)

But what about the kale? For the CHILDREN!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (8ikIW)

218 Swab my deck

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (25aoz)

219 Í was an esteemed member of British Parliament and as such I was partial to information that a lowly blogger could never hope to lay eyes on. The operation "Golden Buffoon" as Russian agents called it, was started in the Soviet Era by people close to then-KGB agent Vladimir Putin. This operation placed Donald Trump on the peripherie of the public awareness with the explicit goal of making him president one day and it involved among hundreds of other sleeper agents, of course also Andrew Breitbarts doctor!

Posted by: Louise Mensch (Con - Lib - Lab), Bollocksingshire at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (7Owrn)

220 Straussians understand what ace is really saying here: Bill Kristol killed Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (cCsPW)

221 Starch my doily

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (/tuJf)

222 187 Did Breirtbart ever talk about Russia?


I don't remember that at all

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (GwIKd)


BANNON IS A PLANT!!

Posted by: inSANE at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (1isJI)

223 Trump set up 9/11 with Russia only they screwed up and were supposed to hit Trump Towers for the insurance money. That's why Trump was against going into Iraq. He knew 9/11 wasn't a terrorist attack. Am I doing it right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (XNNr5)

224 her political career was nearly as long and distinguished. As long and distinguished as ace's d***? Maybe that's why Breitbart wanted to s*** it.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:17 AM (TppKb)

225 Donald Trump or maybe Steve Bannon have a time masheen, don't they...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (+eR2D)

226 Putin, you magnificent bastard! He is the quokkatz haderach!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (27lri)

227 What a Mensch.

Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (hdpay)

228 Leftroid bugout, eh? 1.) Word goes out to bug out 2.) PANIC 3.) About 1/2 make it to bug-out sites, all way too close to cities 4.) All but a couple realize in their panic they left a lot of useful stuff behind 5.) The ones that didn't prey on the rest

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (9krrF)

229 I always wondered if your interest in prepping was connected to you working for the DoD. Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (Cl52v) Yeah, it drives a lot of it, but the inculcation came from being an Eagle Scout. Being in various shitholes around the world with the military just reinforced it and doing what I do now is a daily exercise in vulnerabilities.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (uiwCw)

230 What did I walk into? Guess I should read some comments first eh?

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (GwIKd)

231 Smoke my doobie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (PY9jH)

232 i'll post about bush later... not sure what to say. Eh, never stopped me before.

He still doesn't know how to talk to the press or it's deliberate or whatever.  I'd rather listen to paint dry.  Hell I'd rather listen to Trump and I hate the way he talks, but at least he might DO something useful.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (8J/Te)

233 A drug addled mind, what offered her services to the Clinton campaign She needs inpatient treatment Will they ever say why she left Heat Street

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:18 AM (MZ/gs)

234 Stitch my dork?

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

235 It's good for both sides to have deep suspicions about government, but I think the Left is purposely being ridiculous to whip people into a frenzy. I will say this, the idea that no cabal would ever assassinate an individual that "got in the way" is probably just as foolish and naive as someone that thinks every untimely death was foul play. You see things Dennis Hastert being blackmailed for his past, no one argues this happened. Who's to say Judge Roberts wasn't leaned on for something to go a certain way on Obamacare? Scalia was about to rule on basically outlawing public sector unions and in the nick of time, dies of a heart attack before giving his ruling. We have to be careful not to go into the fever swamps, but it really wouldn't shock me. People have been killed for far less.

Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (uAO9M)

236 Bill Kristol killed Andrew Breitbart. Hebe-on-hebe wetworks? Oh, my...next you'll be telling me he hired a Vietnamese hooker to do it by spraying his face.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (TppKb)

237 He informed me that he was going to get into such great shape and be so hot "that even you [Ace, that is] are gonna want to s*** my d***." I should have kept my mouth shut. Now they'll never get the opportunity. *sniff*

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (W8bn5)

238 spam, my dear?

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (2z74n)

239 "sand my deck"? Some sort of proto-Shelvey?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (f15p5)

240 If russia killed breitbart to get Bannon installed knowing that bannon would then support Trump and get him elected -- then there's no use even fighting them. They have precogs who can predict the future and hit-teams who can shape it with the precision of a diamond-cutter.
======
Why don't you just admit you lost your time machine when you were visiting your mail-order bride from Russia?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (AmMfi)

241 Hysteria is a disease, as contagious as bubonic plague.* With plague, proximity to the disease will accelerate its spread. So it is with hysteria. You are constantly surrounded and bombarded with it by linking to modern communication which is the medium of both transmission and growth. Inoculate yourself with knowledge and reason. * h/t Psychologist in The Natural

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (FtrY1)

242 picture soft-handed progs bugging out and living longer than a week.

They couldn't camp out in the city without raping each other and getting their lunch money stolen by the homeless.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2017 10:19 AM (8J/Te)

243 /um... I respectfully suggest the phrase 'globalist tool'
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM

And he introduced !Jeb! up with every single one he knows to donate money to him too.

Posted by: Lester at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (8USec)

244 A drug addled mind, what offered her services to the Clinton campaign Some could argue it takes a drug addled mind to offer services to the Clinton campaign.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (TppKb)

245 Mensch's Twitter feed reads like pure performance art. Can we ever be certain Yoko isn't funding her work?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (qXXFv)

246 Sext my dyke?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (CPk08)

247 139 And it seems as if Milo has been disappeared. Hope he surfaces somewhere. Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (3Xxpy) Yeah, wasn't he supposed to have a big announcement on his new publisher, and a new employer to keep in the country on his visa?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (9221z)

248 >>>Hebe-on-hebe wetworks? why? What is this thing some of you have where you have to go the black/jewish well with no provocation?

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (8rNrN)

249 Steal my duncecap?

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (vivhj)

250 Shelve my drill (from IKEA)?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (PY9jH)

251 Man, that Bill Kristol has completely lost his mind. He's gone full Cahrles Jhonsen. What is wrong with him?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (8ZskC)

252 Who's to say Judge Roberts wasn't leaned on for something to go a certain way on Obamacare? Illegal Irish adoption.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 10:20 AM (ph+ut)

253 My true identity is.... Minsk 0.7 alpha , comrades!! In Soviet Russia , softvare blogs YOU!

Posted by: Minx 0.7 alpha at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (qU2ch)

254
Shelf my drill.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (ODxAs)

255 What is this thing some of you have where you have to go the black/jewish well with no provocation? It was intended entirely humorously, and I apologize if it's not within that bound.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (TppKb)

256 Sink my dingy!

Posted by: Judge Smails at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (JO9+V)

257 "bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going "off the grid"" It's all bullshit. It's masturbatory fantasies that they are Jason Bourne or whatever. Ask them if they've withdrawn their money from their IRAs. I'm guessing even Eichenwald was lying about that.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (fYFzF)

258 I still blame the capo

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (DFeEq)

259 Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (mf5HN)

This is exactly what we expected you to say.

It is so, so obvious that Putin has significant control over all aspects of the media, including the commenters on this blog.

A numerological analysis of "Ace of Spades" spells Vlad Putin.

QED

Posted by: The Committee To Save Progressive America at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (rF0hx)

260 To be fair, the best way to assassinate someone with hypertension would be through an induced heart attack. What makes Breitbart's death raise eyebrows is the sudden death of his coroner.

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:21 AM (25aoz)

261 Let's get down to what REALLY matters ... ... Louise Mensch, Zero or One ? One in my book. Definitely.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (AuISE)

262
Suck my Dick!


Jeeze.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (ODxAs)

263 "Vlad Putin and George Bush are members of the Bavarian Illuminati. This is WELL KNOWN!!11!!" The Beer Hall Putsch was in Munich. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (hLRSq)

264 So, apparently Trader Joe's has to recall jars of applesauce because they might contain... shards of glass :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (39g3+)

265 stun my dogs

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (cCsPW)

266 Dance, puppets! Dance! - V.V. Putin, mentat, master of assassins.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (27lri)

267 If you want to trip together sometime just call me, Louise.

Posted by: David Brock at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (FqgrG)

268 All I know is that now I really want some KFC.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (mf5HN)

269 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (AuISE) Twitter pic a zero to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (XNNr5)

270 In other news, Shep seems calmer than usual.  Must be the elephant tranquilizer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (PY9jH)

271 skew my duet?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 10:22 AM (CPk08)

272 >>>Read Mensch's Wikipedia. She admits to heavy drug use and mental problems "in the past". be a bit careful; she says the drugs specifically caused greater anxiety. She does say "mental health effects" but she specifically defines this as anxiety. I don't believe she's confessed to some more serious mental health issue. Just sayin', let's not over-read or under-quote

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:23 AM (8rNrN)

273 @251: "Man, that Bill Kristol has completely lost his mind." Shortly after the election, Kristol appeared on Morning Joe, and he was literally seconds from bursting into tears when Scarborough bailed him out by hijacking the conversation long enough for Kristol to compose himself again. You could sense they all knew it was an act of mercy too. Lots of proverbial back rubbing and shoulder pinching and telling him it was gonna be okay.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:23 AM (qXXFv)

274 I'm guessing even Eichenwald was lying about that. Kurt "they're the Nazis, not me, honest!" Eichenwald lie? Inconceivable!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:23 AM (39g3+)

275 You know... Russia must be pretty damn awesome... They seem to accomplish all this stuff... even though... When if you add up the US and Eu... We have 830 Million, to 144 Million in population... more than 5 TIMES their population... 34 Trillion in GDP vs. 1.33 Trillion... ie 25 TIMES their GDP... And yet... they somehow control and threaten everything we do! Second look at Russia? because according to the Left they are kicking our butts...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:23 AM (qf6WZ)

276 >>>... Louise Mensch, Zero or One ? One in my book. Definitely. ... a one at three, a zero at ten

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (8rNrN)

277 smooch my derriere?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (NOIQH)

278 262 Suck my Dick! Jeeze. Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (ODxAs) No, that doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (CPk08)

279 Slow my drow?

Posted by: some D ampersand D nerd at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (r6Z+k)

280 "Vlad Putin and George Bush are members of the Bavarian Illuminati. This is WELL KNOWN!!11!!"


The Beer Hall Putsch was in Munich. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq)



Where the initial plans for the Berlin Wall were sketched out on a soggy napkin . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (JO9+V)

281 Um, Louise Mensch is bat shit fucking crazy. Not the usual libtard crazy, but brain tumor level fucking nuts.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (Mc+44)

282 What makes Breitbart's death raise eyebrows is the sudden death of his coroner. Yeah. It's actually almost common that people who suddenly put a real effort into getting into shape die of a heart attack, so that part checked out.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2017 10:24 AM (KUTP5)

283 Shep seems calmer than usual. Must be the elephant tranquilizer. Probably being called into the boss's office and told his job is hanging by a thread is very sobering. At least, that's what should have happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (39g3+)

284 steal my donut?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

285 This is what Mensch does on Twitter. All. Fucking. Day. Long. "Too much whip cream on my frappucino, must be Putin's thugs at it again!" If half of what she accuses the Russians of doing on Twitter is true, we should all surrender now and hope that Putin, Omnipotent Master of the Universe, takes pity on us poor mortals in his grand scheme of universal ascendancy.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (datdl)

286 >>>suck my dick! ... No, that doesn't even make sense. Posted by: Chelsea Clinton ... sniff... I taught you so well!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (8rNrN)

287 a one at three, a zero at ten Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN) Oh, now he goes all situational and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (8ZskC)

288 276 >>>... Louise Mensch, Zero or One ? One in my book. Definitely. ... a one at three, a zero at ten Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN) Too much math

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (XNNr5)

289 Been asleep, late to thread.  I see this ridiculous BS and like all this Russian crap not one iota of proof or even evidence.  All for a wild excuse dreamed up by team Scankles for losing.



How many stupid people believe this shit?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (mpXpK)

290 The Russians are so good at hacking elections, they made sure Hillary got millions more votes!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (39g3+)

291 22 Someone got some new Crocs. Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (NXfyF) ***** I don't get this joke/reference. Please explain. Thanks.

Posted by: Taco Shack at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (C+qQ0)

292 So FYI, at that dumpster fire twitter Some keyboard warriors are claiming Jews are knocking down gravestones at jewish cemetaries, and calling in bomb threats to the JCCs, to enhance their victim status. Like a rude comment on a receipt, or any of a dozen other fake instances of bigotry

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:25 AM (MZ/gs)

293 Slander my dermatologist!

Posted by: DenverGregg at February 27, 2017 10:26 AM (ekPu6)

294 Who's to say Judge Roberts wasn't leaned on for something to go a certain way on Obamacare? Illegal Irish adoption. Posted by: rickb223 _________ That's been the urban legend, and I would say most of these I just don't buy into. The point is, people have been blackmailed, intimidated, killed for small things, why wouldn't this also happen on something huge? On the Roberts thing, what seems suspicious is various sources have said he changed his mind at the last minute and had actually written an opinion killing the individual mandate.

Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 10:26 AM (uAO9M)

295 Personally, I think you have to be kind of "out there" to begin with to name your son-as Louise Mensch did- Aelflaed. Pardons to anyone whose kid has a hyper- Saxon name. What a thing to do to a kid!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 10:26 AM (fDdVG)

296 >>Yeah. It's actually almost common that people who suddenly put a real effort into getting into shape die of a heart attack, so that part checked out. Well there's a real gainnnzzz killer if I ever heard one.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:26 AM (/tuJf)

297 Vladimir Putin turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:26 AM (B+qrE)

298 How many stupid people believe this shit?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (mpXpK)



uh, all of them?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 10:26 AM (JO9+V)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (jxbfJ)

300 @272: "... but she specifically defines this as anxiety." Wanna know what else specifically qualifies as a subset of anxiety? Disassociation, depersonalization, and derealisation. All fancy words which mean you've lost your marbles.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (qXXFv)

301 >>> Probably being called into the boss's office and told his job is hanging by a thread is very sobering. At least, that's what should have happened. ... i hear he's untouchable. Murdoch likes him, Murdoch's allegedly liberal sons and heirs like him. (They really liked MeAgain too.) I think for some reason older women probably like him and can't seem to notice he's a progressive gasbag slightly to the left of Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (8rNrN)

302 All I know is that now I really want some KFC. ====== ORIGINAL RECIPE IS THE ONLY TRUE FORM OF KFC ALL OTHERS ARE BLASPHEMERS

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (qU2ch)

303 Big out bags...... You better know all your neighbors where you are going, otherwise you are just another stranger...

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (GwIKd)

304 Bob Dole refuses to do Putin's bidding.

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (8ZskC)

305 When I saw AB soaking up perspiration at the Weiner press conference I knew that was a bum ticker sign. Shame he didn't recognize the signs himself. It's disconcerting the ratio of notable men dying lately to notable women.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (ZFUt7)

306 Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (MZ/gs) More like an OFA operation.

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (nNdYv)

307 I love the idea of gaslighting the left into a mass hysteria bug out.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (7HtZB)

308 >>What makes Breitbart's death raise eyebrows is the sudden death of his coroner.

Yeah, weird.

Also, that Breitbart had made a Very Big Deal out of his plans to reveal a bombshell about Obama on March 1st and he died on....the eve of March 1st.
 "I question the timing" certainly applies, though I don't know what I believe.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (NOIQH)

309 Illegal Irish adoption. Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (ph+ut) We can't have the Irish adopting or there will be drunk kids everywhere

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)

310 Shep showing Chuckie Schumer saying Trump's speech tomorrow night "will be nothing."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (PY9jH)

311 How many stupid people believe this shit? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (mpXpK) Well.... the MSM, and a bunch of idiots in Congress... on BOTH sides of the aisle.. And Ex Prezzy GW Bush... apparently....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:27 AM (qf6WZ)

312 290 The Russians are so good at hacking elections, they made sure Hillary got millions more votes!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)


Not to mention they did a bang-up job at the Oscars.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)

313 >> I don't get this joke/reference. Please explain. Thanks. Ben?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (NXfyF)

314 Slurp my dreidel!

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

315 Someone got some new Crocs. Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (NXfyF) ***** I don't get this joke/reference. Please explain. Thanks. Posted by: Taco Shack at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (C+qQ0) Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from another guy. Feels real good until you look down and realize you're gay.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (uiwCw)

316 Follow the logic here people.... Putin murdered Andrew in 2012 to elect Donald Trump President in 2016. No, Louise, you're not crazy. You're Circa ex-girlfriend crazy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (B+qrE)

317 for ostensible heterosexuals, you guys sure have a lot of very strident opinion about shoes. Just sayin' Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (8rNrN) --------- You should hear them on the subject of man purses.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (sTBcq)

318 Sink my dinghy.

Posted by: Captain Smith at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (W8bn5)

319 The Trump Death Squads are launching on Mardi Gras Day. To avoid their terrible fury, either: 1) Leave immediately for Canada or 2) Paint a YUUUGE "T" in orange paint over your threshold.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (vZ9Fw)

320 301 I thought it was Ailes who was the reason he stayed on.I expected him to go when Roger got rogered.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (r/0kC)

321 Who's to say Judge Roberts wasn't leaned on for something to go a certain way on Obamacare? He was, but not the way people think. Roberts is all about his legacy, and they convinced him that overruling Obamacare would ruin his legacy for all time and make him the Bad Guy on law school campuses. He bought it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:28 AM (39g3+)

322 Why not throw in JFK Louise

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (HDU3V)

323 302 All I know is that now I really want some KFC. ====== ORIGINAL RECIPE IS THE ONLY TRUE FORM OF KFC ALL OTHERS ARE BLASPHEMERS Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (qU2ch) [Offers Mortimer the secret handshake]

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

324 >>>You should hear them on the subject of man purses. IT'S NOT A PURSE, IT'S A EUROPEAN CARRYALL! Oh fine, it's a purse

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld, Accused Homosexual at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (8rNrN)

325 @277 Lizzy is so cultured *golf clap*

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (25aoz)

326 Starch my duvet?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (+eR2D)

327 a one at three, a zero at ten Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN) Too much math Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (XNNr5) SHE LOOKS BETTER AT CLOSING TIME THAN THE NEXT MORNING WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HER!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER!! at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (nNdYv)

328 I saw Ostensible Heterosexuals open for the Village People at the Coconut Teaszer in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:29 AM (8ZskC)

329 So why is Jeff Sessions guilty of "criminal treason", according to Mensch?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (FqgrG)

330 Louise Mensch must deny she and her associates have ever met or received funding from Yoko Ono. I believe Ace should stalk and harass her lawyer on Twitter until he confesses.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (qXXFv)

331 308 >>What makes Breitbart's death raise eyebrows is the sudden death of his coroner. Yeah, weird. Also, that Breitbart had made a Very Big Deal out of his plans to reveal a bombshell about Obama on March 1st and he died on....the eve of March 1st. "I question the timing" certainly applies, though I don't know what I believe. Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (NOIQH) Yeah but everyone knows to leave a sealed envelope of your info in a bus station locker and give the key to a confidant to open if something should happen to you.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (XNNr5)

332 Mensch said in an interview in The Standard that she has "long term mental health" problems from her drug use "I did serious drugs and it messed with my head"

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (MZ/gs)

333 295 Personally, I think you have to be kind of "out there" to begin with to name your son-as Louise Mensch did- Aelflaed. Pardons to anyone whose kid has a hyper- Saxon name. What a thing to do to a kid! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (fDdVG) I'm offended.

Posted by: Yrrenaedel Faertswaerllwer at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (CPk08)

334 Had the misfortune of watching CNN for a few minutes. The non-stop craziness about "Russia" and "collusion" is mind-blowing. I still have no idea what is the conspiracy they think/feel/want to believe in. That Putin linked up with Trump to help get him elected by utilizing a basic phishing scam on John Pedestal that revealed CNN fed debate questions and cleared stories with Hillary? Not the stuff of super spy craft, in my view. And to what end? It's ludicrous.

Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (kuoBn)

335 Suck my dick. Wait ... I'm not doing this right.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (QQ+il)

336 So why is Jeff Sessions guilty of "criminal treason", according to Mensch?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (FqgrG)



Wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (PY9jH)

337 They (Russia) are also playing with our weather.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 10:30 AM (HgMAr)

338 Syndicate my Dysprosium? No, it has to be 4 letter words. Sock my Dock.


Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2017 10:31 AM (eAZVt)

339 One of my favorite election stories as of late was from Tucker Carlson. His neighbor called him after Trump won and said he was moving out of the country. Tucker asked if he could use his pool while he was gone. These people are so stuck in their own delusions it clouds reality. Everything about these people is conspiratorial and driven by pure emotion. I guess that's what happens when you finally realize their may be a God and you're not the master of destiny you thought you were. Maybe Louise can help us find the guy from the grassy knoll?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 10:31 AM (gjdGN)

340 Spank my derriere?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 10:31 AM (+eR2D)

341 shred my drachma

Posted by: SomeGreekAngletoIt[/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2017 10:31 AM (8J/Te)

342 >>>320 301 I thought it was Ailes who was the reason he stayed on.I expected him to go when Roger got rogered. ah i think you're right, but I hear Murdoch's sons are liberals. Levin, I think, was on about that. They like MeAgain, they like Shep. I don't know how he keeps ratings. (Does he keep ratings? I assume he must.) I made the crack about old women not as a crack but because someone MUST think he's Handsome and Charming or something, and I can't see anyone thinking that, except someone who's thinking "He seems like such a nice boy. I wish my daughter could find someone like him!"

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:31 AM (8rNrN)

343 Steam my divan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:31 AM (PY9jH)

344 That Starbucks Moscow has been a hotbed of activity.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (HgMAr)

345 Sand my deck?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (p+Wdc)

346 I just wish there would be a movement in the culture pointing out that if you act the way they are, they are destabilizing the entire nation and attempting to deligitimize not just Trump but our entire democratic process and system of government. Its a revolution of sorts, trying to over throw the constitution and democracy. And that is seriously sinister. Its one thing to oppose policy or actions of the president, but another to oppose the very idea of someone being president, to the point of violence and undermining your country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (39g3+)

347 @294 On the Roberts thing, what seems suspicious is various sources have said he changed his mind at the last minute and had actually written an opinion killing the individual mandate. --------------------- The last bit is doubtful. IIRC, one of the reasons why people think that Roberts changed his vote is because parts of the opinion against the mandate read as if that opinion was the majority opinion. So I suspect that the opinion writer didn't change.

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (nsZ+m)

348 What is it with the conspiracy theories these days? BTW, Putin spit in my soup. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: West at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (1Rgee)

349 The Podesta or DNC emails floated a plan to tie Trump to "the Russians" early on. Why anyone including the Bush family assholes even give lip service to this pure insanity and DNC talking point campaign plan is insane.


They created this idea because Hillary had exposed the country via her dirty emails/foundation/sid blumenthal to every thug and dictator in the world. The response from the left was then "Not us!! It's the other side mixed up with the thugs and dictators. Oh, and since Putin hates Hillary for fucking with his election in 2011, we'll make him the bad guy."

It's all perfectly usual democrat created nonsense, the mere idea that anyone even gives any credence to this insane, evidence free, lunatic horseshit is embarrassing and just shows how they're all deep state/Davos/left wing slithering worms.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (Mc+44)

350 I have two pairs of crocs. One set that's fur lined that act as slippers and one set t o quickly throw on when I have to walk the dogs or take out the garbage. Love crocs. Don't know why they get a bad rap.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (3Xxpy)

351 They (Russia) are also playing with our weather. Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr) tinfoilon That's only when we're not playing with the weather with HAARP. /tinfoiloff

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (uiwCw)

352 Wut ____________ I don't know, it's in her twitter feed.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (FqgrG)

353 If Mensch is a supporter of McMuffin that's all you need to know. Uuuffffffff

Posted by: Seems legit at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (U+nHb)

354 Crocs Didnt Deadpool say they were his "masturbatin shoes"?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (MZ/gs)

355 337 Wait,I thought Dick Cheney had the weather machine?

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (r/0kC)

356 Spank my derriere?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM


Go on...

Posted by: Morons everywhere[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 27, 2017 10:32 AM (p+Wdc)

357 All I know is that now I really want some KFC. The Colonel puts chemicals in it that make ye crave it fortnightly.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (QQ+il)

358 Mount my shelve.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (gjdGN)

359 >>I made the crack about old women not as a crack but because someone MUST think he's Handsome and Charming or something, and I can't see anyone thinking that, except someone who's thinking "He seems like such a nice boy. I wish my daughter could find someone like him!" Not if she wants grandchildren.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

360 Btw: how is Mensch a neverTrump'er? She isnt even an American, she is a Brit, who lives in the UK, for gods sake. And her big complaint is that Russians meddle in our elections? Did her drug use fry her sense of self-awareness? Im not a big Trump fan, but Im getting sick and tired of foreigners lecturing Americans on how to run their own country, while these people work on their own countries like demolition crews.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (7Owrn)

361 [Offers Mortimer the secret handshake] Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (RD7QR) ===== [grips firmly] [wipes chicken grease on front of shirt]

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (qU2ch)

362 "He seems like such a nice boy. I wish my daughter could find someone like him!"

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN)



"He's not gay.  He's just a confirmed bachelor."



----   my sweet late mother

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (PY9jH)

363 Shuck my dank.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (datdl)

364 I wonder how much of an issue gun control will be in 2018? If Republicans go on about how gun ownership is a bulwark against a tyrannical government, will the left guffaw like they usually do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (EvBgT)

365 Bedazzle my dingy!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (sxDSr)

366 I made the crack about old women not as a crack but because someone MUST think he's Handsome and Charming or something Apparently back in the Desert Storm days he was quite dashing and attractive to the blue hairs, but these days he looks more like an old woman every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (39g3+)

367 Wait,I thought Dick Cheney had the weather machine? Earthquake machine. KEEP UP, DAMMIT.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:33 AM (B+qrE)

368 Love crocs. Don't know why they get a bad rap. Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy) How do you feel about men's yoga pants?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (8ZskC)

369 Smoke my doobie? Posted by: Jane D'oh **** Have to lick it first.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (+aCe4)

370 Scog my Dogg ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (AuISE)

371 Ace, Writing,"huge if true" seems to give this crazy stuff a bit of possible credibility. Mensch seems unhinged in her stridency.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (U+nHb)

372 "He seems like such a nice boy. I wish my daughter could find someone like him!"


Who is busy finding anonymous guys to do his butt in the JC Penney dressing room. What a great husband.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (Mc+44)

373 OT: The Oscars had the lowest ratings in the last 9 years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (493sH)

374 349: I don't remember that email, but that makes sense. The left always accuses us of what they are doing.

Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (kuoBn)

375 They (Russia) are also playing with our weather. Posted by: wth Well if those bastids had anything to do with my heating bill for February I have TWO WORDS! Thank you.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (ZFUt7)

376 Did Louise mention a talking unicorn told her that? Or was it the centaur in Times Square?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 10:34 AM (gjdGN)

377 339 One of my favorite election stories as of late was from Tucker Carlson. His neighbor called him after Trump won and said he was moving out of the country. Tucker asked if he could use his pool while he was gone. These people are so stuck in their own delusions it clouds reality. Everything about these people is conspiratorial and driven by pure emotion. I guess that's what happens when you finally realize their may be a God and you're not the master of destiny you thought you were. Maybe Louise can help us find the guy from the grassy knoll? Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (gjdGN) ==================== If progressives are serious about the dangers of Trump and the completely sold out nature of the Democratic Party, then they should really leave the country. Please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (EvBgT)

378 Tuck my dik dik.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (B+qrE)

379 "They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's."

This, um, Emm Arr Eee thing you mentioned.

Is it made with sustainable humane organic shade-grown fair-trade no-pesticide grass-fed gluten-free non-GMO ingredients?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (noWW6)

380 >>Love crocs. >>Don't know why they get a bad rap. Does your husband have a pair?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (/tuJf)

381 Love crocs. Don't know why they get a bad rap. Because they are ugly and stupid looking, like those "earth shoes" in the 1970s designed to give your toes extra room. https://www.dressthatman.com/pics/acce/acce128.jpg Hideous and stupid looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (39g3+)

382 Seriously, all other forms of KFC are a satanic conspiracy. The Colonel is hiding in a well and, when conditions are right, he will cast the satanic chicken forms into the pit and restore original recipe and buttered biscuits to the true believers.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (RD7QR)

383 If you know anything about Russians, you know that they don't bother with subtle. It's counterproductive, it doesn't broadcast a message. Idiots could miss it. They run over you with a car and then back up over you again, and again. Or, if that's too obvious then they just shoot you down in the middle of your block. Moscow rules, as they used to say. And if anyone knows the Moscow rules, it's Vladimir. Let us be distracted by something more pressing, like, is Hillary drunk all of the time or just most of the time?

Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (EaQ6/)

384 >> Love crocs. Ever been in a Turkish Prison, Danny?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (NXfyF)

385 Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from another guy. Feels real good until you look down and realize you're gay. ------ You know what the holes are for, correct? It's where your dignity drains out.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 10:35 AM (ph+ut)

386 Bedazzle my dingy! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (sxDSr) Um, I think you should read the instructions for this meme.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (8ZskC)

387 Stretch my Dinklage.

Posted by: Procrustes at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (W8bn5)

388 i did buy a pair of crocs a while back, just for short trips outside. Because I'm lazy and sometimes the idea of tying shoelaces is just too much for me, OKAY? I hate them. They're sweaty inside and, as someone mentioned above, the things are a hazard on any kind of slippery surface. I took a fall on some ice (yeah, I know I shouldn't have been wearing them on ice, but I'm LAZY, see?). Though they are good for giving blowjobs. You can take them off your feet, put them on the ground in front of you, and rest your knees comfortably on them. So.... i guess it depends on User Needs.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (8rNrN)

389 I had a big crush on her when she was an MP. It's tragic the way she's lost her mind.

Posted by: Milton Keynes Dons at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (rX06+)

390 Shit my Dems

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (cCsPW)

391 383 If you know anything about Russians, you know that they don't bother with subtle. It's counterproductive, it doesn't broadcast a message. Idiots could miss it. They run over you with a car and then back up over you again, and again. Or, if that's too obvious then they just shoot you down in the middle of your block. Moscow rules, as they used to say. And if anyone knows the Moscow rules, it's Vladimir. Let us be distracted by something more pressing, like, is Hillary drunk all of the time or just most of the time? Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (EaQ6/) ================== "Yeah, they'd never use something subtle like a spy." -Alger Hiss

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (EvBgT)

392 I remember listing to Anthony Cumia after Breitbarts death recalling hanging out with him over a few days. He basically said that he did not sleep, was an amazing and interesting person to be around, high energy, and loved the adderall. I hope that last part did not do him in because of too many nights of no sleep, high energy and adderall intake. One man I wished I met when I used to attend conferences in my 20's and go VIP.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (ksj3z)

393 Croc my dactyls.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (vZ9Fw)

394 How do you feel about men's yoga pants?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (8ZskC)



I don't know how he feels, but I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (+eR2D)

395 Love crocs.

Don't know why they get a bad rap.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy)


Because they make anyone over the age of 4 look like a dork? or a gay dork? or a lesbian dork?

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (Mc+44)

396 Bedazzle my dingy! That sounds like something a southern belle would say in a TV sitcom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (39g3+)

397 Mount my shelve. Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (gjdGN) ............. and paint it.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (HgMAr)

398 368 Love crocs. Don't know why they get a bad rap. Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy) How do you feel about men's yoga pants? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (8ZskC) Fuck you Cicero. I spit my vinegar water on my screen! And it was Braggs vinegar, the good stuff...with The Mother.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 10:36 AM (sxDSr)

399 Jeebus, Ace. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (PY9jH)

400 Blow my crocs

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (gjdGN)

401 @347 Actually there are conteporaneous reports that that was in fact the case and that Scalia, Alito and Thomas had to scramble to right the dissent and were pretty ticked off at Roberts over his switcheroo.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (3Xxpy)

402 The last bit is doubtful. IIRC, one of the reasons why people think that Roberts changed his vote is because parts of the opinion against the mandate read as if that opinion was the majority opinion. So I suspect that the opinion writer didn't change. Posted by: junior _________ I don't know who to believe , but here's a Forbes article that made the case that Roberts changed at the last minute. https://tinyurl.com/gwuum5g Forbes is not exactly a "fever swamp" type news outlet

Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (uAO9M)

403 239 "sand my deck"? Some sort of proto-Shelvey? Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (f15p5) Find my wall stud.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (0mRoj)

404 Maddox has kind of a hilarious post on Crocs.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (U+nHb)

405 "He seems like such a nice boy. I wish my daughter could find someone like him!" Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN) ---- "He's not gay. He's just a confirmed bachelor." ---- my sweet late mother Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH) Sounds like my mom re: one of my cousins. For years it was "She just hasn't met the right guy." Then one day it was, "Did you know she's a lezbean?!?!?!" Me: "Yeah, I've known for about 25 years. Never dated a guy, never had a boyfriend. Same female 'roommate' for the last 15 years. Works for a non-profit. Drives a Subaru."

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:37 AM (uiwCw)

406 What is wrong with him? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (8ZskC) Menopause?

Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (nNdYv)

407 Though they are good for giving blowjobs. You can take them off your feet, put them on the ground in front of you, and rest your knees comfortably on them. Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN) Just add a hook for the J. Crew Messenger bag and you have a near-perfect product.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (8ZskC)

408 I believe the meme has gone off the rails.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (PY9jH)

409 OT: The Oscars had the lowest ratings in the last 9 years. And since Midnight Cowboy or whatever it was won, you're all racist for not watching it.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (TppKb)

410 Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees Jeebus

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (MZ/gs)

411 Putin might actually want a strong America. Why? Putin is desperately trying to save Russia. It is a drunken criminal mafia run shithole in a demographic death spiral. Putin remembers the Glorious Russia of his youth, when he was fighting for the Motherland in the KGB. Russia was a SUPER Power. They were feared and respected. Everyday Russians actually believed that there was a future. Putin is trying to recreate that glorious time of the 1960's and 1970's Russia. Putin needs a competition with someone to animate the Russian People. He is trying to instill pride in Russian Nationalism again, andto do that, Putin is trying to bring the ethnic Russians back into Russia proper. That is what he is doing with Ukraine, South Ossetia, and the Baltic area. Putin wants to recreate the feelings of the Space Race, and Russian Nationalism without Marxism. It may not work, but what else can he do?

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (iT57s)

412 Though they are good for giving blowjobs. You can take them off your feet, put them on the ground in front of you, and rest your knees comfortably on them.


What about the easy cleanup, don't forget the easy cleanup!


Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (yV4wg)

413 >>I don't know how he feels, but I just threw up a little in my mouth. There's a guy at my gym who wears yoga pants, a spandex top and those stupid shoes/sock with toes. All black. I make sure to keep an eye on him when I'm stretching.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (/tuJf)

414
Hearts are weird things, AB, Bill Paxton, Jim Fixx, that trainer dude from the biggest loser.  Genes, pretty hard to beat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (ODxAs)

415 Sensationalize my defenestration.

Posted by: Prince "Blanket" Jackson at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (W8bn5)

416 >>Drives a Subaru All Signs Point To Muff

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (NXfyF)

417 ace, your supposed to hunt hobos for their meat. Shit, I mean........

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (FqgrG)

418 Sturm mein Drang.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (j94Z3)

419 >>>He basically said that he did not sleep, was an amazing and interesting person to be around, high energy, and loved the adderall. I hope that last part did not do him in because of too many nights of no sleep, high energy and adderall intake. ... was he actually on adderall? he always was very energetic, verging on frantic, but I thought he was just wired up that way. but i dunno. not that close a confidant to ask him about prescription drugs.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:38 AM (8rNrN)

420 410 Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees Jeebus Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (MZ/gs) Yeah, I suspect we're done for the day.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

421 Shut my door.

Posted by: the horrified neighbors at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (r6Z+k)

422 >>I make sure to keep an eye on him when I'm stretching. Stretching what?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (NXfyF)

423 What the hell is this a gay fashion webzine?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (gjdGN)

424 Re: Crocs. Can you picture obamam wearing them? Can you picture Trump wearing them? I rest my case.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (7HtZB)

425 I am so tired of seeing Kate Hudson's ass, and her fat face and her humongous hummeeehas. Kill me Vlad, kill me.

Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (EaQ6/)

426 >>>What about the easy cleanup, don't forget the easy cleanup! WHAT cleanup? (wink) oh dear lord I've become Milo

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 10:39 AM (8rNrN)

427 La la land!

Posted by: Faye Dunaway [i] at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (ZFUt7)

428 I wear Gators cause I'm 'Mercian.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (XNNr5)

429 By the way, I see a lot of dark conspiratorial stuff from the left. I read that as "constipational". Which, actually, would explain a LOT...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (wtvvX)

430 Well ace was describing what he heard from a friend...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (39g3+)

431 Sensationalize my defenestration. Posted by: Prince "Blanket" Jackson at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (W8bn5) When I think we cannot stomp the body even once more...I am proven wrong.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (B+qrE)

432 396 Bedazzle my dingy! That sounds like something a southern belle would say in a TV sitcom. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+) Huh...'oh bless his little dingy'...no, that one doesn't work.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (sxDSr)

433 >>Stretching what? Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (/tuJf)

434 I can totally see TFG in crocs.  Sauntering, sashaying, flouncing, even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (PY9jH)

435 Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees Jeebus Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (MZ/gs) He looks like a furry perverted Toulouse Lautrec.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (8ZskC)

436 Genes, pretty hard to beat. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (ODxAs) Really? I worked with a Gene years ago. He wasn't very athletic.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 10:40 AM (493sH)

437 Crocs I was so much happier when i only thought of them as masturbatin shoes

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:41 AM (MZ/gs)

438 The Oscars had the lowest ratings in the last 9 years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)

I'm SHOCKED!

I thought the distinct possibility of overt and hysterical political posturing plus really shitty movies pretty much guaranteed a fantastic audience!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 10:41 AM (rF0hx)

439 Putin seems more intent on killing threats to his own power.  But these globalists are known for regime change, and Hillary cackled about Ghadaffi.  "we came we saw he died ... cackle cackle".  The Clinton enemies seem to die early a lot.  How else does Hilda get away with a private server for national intel, destroying evidence under subpoena? ... the list is long.

Andrew fought hard, and seeing America being stolen like it was (is?) and the powerful people pushing it adds a lot of stress.  Exercise and a life outside the politics is perhaps essential.  But even strong men tend to back away from the DC Cartel and its intent to devour all challengers.  It seems more like a mafia run by shadowy deep-staters than a republic. 

The counter-revolution has just begun ... more will die.  I don't doubt they would kill us by the million if they could, but the fellow traveler slow march through the institutions has been pretty successful, till Obama went balls to the walls "fundamental transformation" on US.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2017 10:41 AM (YMJtx)

440 Serenade my donkey.

Posted by: John Kerry at February 27, 2017 10:41 AM (W8bn5)

441 I suspect Roberts originally believed his personal reputation, and the Supreme Court's institutional reputation under his Chief Justiceship, could outlive and outgrow any short term taint of partisanship. Truth, justice, and rule of law would win out, y'know? I also suspect he was eventually disabused of such notions by liberals in no uncertain terms.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:41 AM (qXXFv)

442 Though they are good for giving blowjobs. You can take them off your feet, put them on the ground in front of you, and rest your knees comfortably on them. Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN) ........... That's what I told her at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (HgMAr)

443 I thought the Russians hacked Carlos Danger's dick pics and Carlos contracted a hit with the Clinton cartel to take out Breitbart for laughing at his wienie and being a Russian patsy, but mostly for laughing at his wienie.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (2Mnv1)

444 Personally, I think you have to be kind of "out there" to begin with to name your son-as Louise Mensch did- Aelflaed ---- Kind of like naming your kid Legolas. On the other hand, "Shaelflaed" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (OVUYQ)

445 One weird thing about the Kristol's is that both pere and fils made a career as an intellectual without writing anything longer than 2500 words.

Posted by: bjrubbs at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (+0YMN)

446 >>>I am so tired of seeing Kate Hudson's ass, and her fat face and her humongous hummeeehas. Kill me Vlad, kill me.

Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (EaQ6/)<<<



Another Crocs fan, it seems.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (r6Z+k)

447 Their fixation with making sure as many black stars won as humanly possible was a bit transparent as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (39g3+)

448 Correct that Russians don't do subtle. In fact, I've never met one who didn't curse ever third word. At first it sounds shocking, then you admire the skill, then it gets funny. They literally can't ask where the restroom is without, "Fuck, where is the fucking restroom, fuck."

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (Mc+44)

449 Hearts are weird things, AB, Bill Paxton, Jim Fixx, that trainer dude from the biggest loser. Genes, pretty hard to beat. Yeah. Eat what I want. Don't exercise. Cholesterol numbers in good range. BP 120/82.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (ph+ut)

450 Crocs are the 00's version of those 1970's Dr Scholl's sandals.


Ugly and freaking dangerous to wear.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (+eR2D)

451 438 The Oscars had the lowest ratings in the last 9 years. Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH) I'm SHOCKED! I thought the distinct possibility of overt and hysterical political posturing plus really shitty movies pretty much guaranteed a fantastic audience! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (rF0hx) ==================== This will continue until another billion dollar movie is nominated for Best Picture. Last one was Avatar, and I'm not convinced that anyone actually even liked that movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (EvBgT)

452 I'm betting Shep's favorite film was "Moonlight."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (PY9jH)

453 Ok this thread is killing me. What's wrong with you people? Lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (sxDSr)

454 Oh, big suprise. CBD Hates Hollywood. ...and we all know who runs Hollywood.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:42 AM (NXfyF)

455 *standing in line at the cable company, wanting to unload, notices the conversation topics, warrily backs toward door*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (fPE66)

456 oh dear lord I've become Milo
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (8rNrN)
___________________________________


I'm surprised by this, all this time I thought you were atheist?

Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (yV4wg)

457 Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees Unless he's got giant feet he ought to just buy new, the bigfoot sizes are always cheap.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (TppKb)

458 Crocs....good for the garden, or at the beach . Then people began wearing them to the grocery store, to the dentist, to restaurants. Barefoot, so no one sees their toenail fungus or giant callouses. Shoes that look like they were made from a plastic spaghetti strainer by some Cambodian who has a few cents to his name and his buffalo leather sandals have bit the dust. Absolutely 3rd world look. I have the same opinion of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out of plastic horse and dog food bags.

Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (cWhln)

459 Your a guy wearing crocs your doing it wrong

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (HDU3V)

460 454 Oh, big suprise. CBD Hates Hollywood. ...and we all know who runs Hollywood. Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (NXfyF) ==================== Have we seen CBD and Hitler in the same room?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (EvBgT)

461 Immanentize my eschaton

Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (vZ9Fw)

462 oh dear lord I've become Milo Watching 'Moonlight' tonight?

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:43 AM (TppKb)

463 Slop my hog.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (0mRoj)

464 one would hope they would learn something from this. But unlikely as they were all freaked when Bush was Preisdent and thought camps for them. But as soon as they won the next election they were balls to the walls massive govt power.

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (R7cwD)

465 Last one was Avatar, and I'm not convinced that anyone actually even liked that movie. As Bismarck once said of Napoleon III: "The greatest unrecognized mediocrity..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (B+qrE)

466 @402 I don't know who to believe , but here's a Forbes article that made the case that Roberts changed at the last minute. https://tinyurl.com/gwuum5g Forbes is not exactly a "fever swamp" type news outlet ------------------ I'm not saying Roberts didn't change his vote. I'm saying that I don't think his vote switch changed who wrote that opinion.

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (nsZ+m)

467 Skip, not if you're giving head apparently.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (cCsPW)

468 slew my dingy
slew my dragon

boats or killing tie in as needed

Posted by: SomeGreekAngletoIt[/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (8J/Te)

469 I can't believe you people think Andrew is actually dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (4e+hS)

470 @411: "Putin is desperately trying to save Russia. It is a drunken criminal mafia run shithole in a demographic death spiral." More than a few war games have been based on the idea that global warming and desertification will eventually force hundreds of millions of Chinese peasants northward. I'd guess the Russians know better than anyone else just how precarious their borders will become.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (qXXFv)

471 Oh, God. Jen is here.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (NXfyF)

472 Im not a big Trump fan, but Im getting sick and tired of foreigners lecturing Americans on how to run their own country, while these people work on their own countries like demolition crews. Posted by: Nurse Ratched at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (7Owrn) Wait... So... its OK for a Brit to interfere in our internal politics... (in her view)... But not for the Russians to interfere... /facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (qf6WZ)

473 Thats true When someone does a comic sketch and want to be dwarves they put the knees in shoes So disturbing now

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (MZ/gs)

474 Fine Ace fine. But first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 27, 2017 10:44 AM (hvf9s)

475 When I think we cannot stomp the body even once more...I am proven wrong. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (B+qrE) You mean "Slap my dead?" Well, shag my duck.....

Posted by: Yrrenaedel Faertswaerllwer at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (CPk08)

476 The real question is do ace's crocs match his messenger bag man purse?

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (z/Ubi)

477 >>>Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees <<<



He's clearly exaggerating for comic effect.



Everyone knows Ewok's don't have knees.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (r6Z+k)

478 KFC is good for you, but don't even think about eating Churches Chicken. They put drugs in it to make you sterile.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (6Ll1u)

479 In order to deflect from the horrible security that Hillay had and the criminality of her using a private server which was likely hacked by every intel agency in the world some lie had to be put out about emails and hacking which could be easily made confusing in the public's mind and become conventional wisdom. It would be the thing that first came to mind whenever emails/hacking was mentioned.

The original lie from which everything has sprung was the one that said the Russians were responsible for WikiLeaks getting the emails of Podesta and the DNC even though simpler explanations were that Podesta fell for a phishing and that a Bernie loving DNC staffer swiped the DNC emails.

With this in place from then on everything bad that happened to the Democrats would be the result of the Russian hacking and any discussion of Hillary's server and it's emails would fade away in the Russian fog.

It's worked as planned.


Posted by: geoffb5 at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (d3wbb)

480 There are certainly a hell of a lot more high profile targets to go after. -------- Which is EXACTLY why it happened. (Mega's Law: Every refutation of conspiracy is always further proof of the conspiracy)

Posted by: Mega at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (hHFOx)

481 Dear me

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (MZ/gs)

482 469 I can't believe you people think Andrew is actually dead. Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (4e+hS) He's hanging out with Elvis and JFK in an Argentine villa.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (0mRoj)

483 was he actually on adderall? he always was very energetic, verging on frantic, but I thought he was just wired up that way. but i dunno. not that close a confidant to ask him about prescription drugs. Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN Anthony Cumia briefly mentioned that Breitbart was a fan and left it at that. Hell who is not a fan of adderall and doing what you love and are passionate about for 48 to 72 hours at a time?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (ksj3z)

484 What's wrong with you people? Would you like the list alphabetically or ranked by intensity?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:45 AM (B+qrE)

485 willow's here.

*off to check on fresh thread*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (PY9jH)

486 Who are you blowing that you have to get on your knees, Ace? Robert Reich?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (NXfyF)

487 oh and birkenstocks are much nicer

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (R7cwD)

488 I absolutely believe Ace killed Cock Robin.

Posted by: Louise Munch at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (vtcmf)

489 No, what the Oscar's really need is more directors like Tom Ford, going around saying all men should be "penetrated" at least once, just so they know what it feels like. That would help ratings, totes bigly.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (FqgrG)

490 When someone does a comic sketch and want to be dwarves they put the knees in shoes Tim Conway. Dorf on Golf.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (ph+ut)

491 They (Russia) are also playing with our weather. Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr) Oh, for Pete's sake...has Louise Mensch been channeling my late grandmother? She used to say stuff like that all the time, but it sounded better and more believable from her: "You know dis a crazy weather we a gotta? I tink it's a da Russi." ( anyway, I thought Breibart was silenced because he discovered the truth about Podesta...and yeah, today I have a tin-foil hat on...why do you ask?)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (oQQwD)

492 I thought AB had ADD, which explains the Adderall

Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (MZ/gs)

493 Ten axe handles wide. Most folks have actually never touched an axe, but you can get perspective pictures with a simple Google search. Well, that's how big Hillary and Kate's asses are these days. They need to both go on Ace's fasting thingy ... like real soon!

Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 10:46 AM (EaQ6/)

494 I never heard anyone praise Avatar as a movie it was always the effects and how it looked and how cool it was. It was spectacle, not story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (39g3+)

495 So, apparently Trader Joe's has to recall jars of applesauce because they might contain... shards of glass :/ Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+) Pesky lib tears get in everything these days.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (hvf9s)

496 I bet Ace wore Birkenstocks with socks in the '90s too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (qXXFv)

497 Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees .......... I hope that's only for Hillary voters.

Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (HgMAr)

498 >>oh and birkenstocks are much nicer no

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (/tuJf)

499 Oh, big suprise. CBD Hates Hollywood.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (NXfyF)

heh....

Seriously...I love movies, but I hate Hollywood, because I dislike being condescended to and preached to by stupid people.

I get enough of that from my older sister.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (rF0hx)

500 Short my derivatives.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (0mRoj)

501 Robert Reich? That's a new low for this blog.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:47 AM (TppKb)

502 I don't want any guy with crocs blowing me because that means he's gay.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 10:48 AM (XNNr5)

503 What the hell is this a gay fashion webzine? Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN) Crocs are not fabulous. Neither are men's yoga pants. So the answer is no.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 10:48 AM (hLRSq)

504 Is it even necessary to have a new post on "GW Bush said something a$$holish considering he never spoke ill of Obama"?


About as surprising as Shep getting all aflutter over the scandal du jour.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:48 AM (NOIQH)

505 I don't understand why no one helps Louise Mensch? Is she a real person? Isn't it weird for her to have a yiddish surname that describes her personality? She's so batshit crazy, you'd think someone would help her get into a nice facility....

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:48 AM (Mc+44)

506 Crocs are not fabulous. Neither are men's yoga pants. Nor are VW Eos convertibles.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:49 AM (TppKb)

507 494 I never heard anyone praise Avatar as a movie it was always the effects and how it looked and how cool it was. It was spectacle, not story. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+) ======================= I remember hearing praise, especially in print at the time, for the movie as a whole. Capital R Romance was thrown around a lot. I was very on the fence while watching the movie for the first time until the end when nothing in particular lost me, but it just wore me down. "Fine! You're not very good! I give in!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:49 AM (EvBgT)

508 503 What the hell is this a gay fashion webzine? Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN) It's a fashion webzine that sucks other fashion webzines' dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:49 AM (0mRoj)

509 Heard it from a friend who.... Heard it from a friend

Posted by: REO at February 27, 2017 10:49 AM (oAY8z)

510 I dislike being condescended to and preached to by stupid people. This has pretty much been my philosophical underpinning since I figured out that Jimmy Carter was a mortal threat to the Republic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:49 AM (B+qrE)

511 I would try hard not to laugh ifI met an adult named Legolas. If it were a youngster I'd probably think "Poor, poor kid." What are they going to shorten it to-Lego?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 10:50 AM (fDdVG)

512 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLKeZukedZo

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2017 10:50 AM (4e+hS)

513 First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 10:50 AM (9krrF)

514 I'm not saying Roberts didn't change his vote. I'm saying that I don't think his vote switch changed who wrote that opinion. Posted by: junior ______ But Roberts wrote the majority opinion on Obamacare. So wouldn't it have to be different if he changed his mind?

Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 10:50 AM (uAO9M)

515 Crocs are not fabulous.
Neither are men's yoga pants.


Nor are VW Eos convertibles.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (TppKb)

__________________________________



or skinny jeans, yet nearly every university is full of em all.

Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 10:50 AM (yV4wg)

516 503 What the hell is this a gay fashion webzine? Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN) Crocs are not fabulous. Neither are men's yoga pants. So the answer is no. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq) And Man Buns? right the F out!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (qf6WZ)

517 First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF)



Clint Eastwood singing "I Talk to the Trees" (Paint Your Wagon).



You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

518 499 heh.... Seriously...I love movies, but I hate Hollywood, because I dislike being condescended to and preached to by stupid people. I get enough of that from my older sister. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (rF0hx) =================== Movies are awesome. Hollywood is a soul crushing but ornately gilded hellhole. Another story from my brother: He's a video editor/producer and he has a friend who worked on the movie Nightcrawler (great, by the way). She was treated like complete shit and forced to work 16 hour days as an assistant editor. As soon as I heard that story I solidified my desire to never actually try to make movies in Hollywood, which had been a little dream of mine since high school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (EvBgT)

519
I had some Teva s for the quick run outside shoes, but lost them.  I wonder if they still make them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (ODxAs)

520 You dumb fucks. If I'm going to kill you, it'll be one of two ways: 1) A dose of ricin 2) A dose of radioactive salts Jeez, don't you guys even read "Vlad's Assassination Style Guide". I'm all about the slow acting but incurable poisons. That allows a clean getaway with no way to tie it back to me. Yeeeeeeesh! retards.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (vZ9Fw)

521 Mensch suggests Russian hackers are pretty much capable of anything. Yet she's constantly pointing to public Twitter location data like gospel. Next thing, she'll say IP addresses in email headers are ironclad proof too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (qXXFv)

522 508 503 What the hell is this a gay fashion webzine? Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN) It's a fashion webzine that sucks other fashion webzines' dicks. Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (0mRoj) Smart gay military fashion webzine.

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (j94Z3)

523 494 I never heard anyone praise Avatar as a movie it was always the effects and how it looked and how cool it was. It was spectacle, not story. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+) What? But the characters were so memorable! There was the blue chick, Sigourny Weaver, the evil military dude. The evil businessman.... the main character dude. Ok, the characters were sort of lame, but the story! Man, the story was something. Although it did share some elements with Ferngully... and pochahantas... and dances with wolves. Ok, yeah, the movie sucked except for the cgi.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 10:51 AM (KUaJL)

524 once saw a stranger wearing crocs and a thumb ring. I prejudged the sh*t out of him

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (oAY8z)

525 >>I don't understand why no one helps Louise Mensch? Is she a real person? Isn't it weird for her to have a yiddish surname that describes her personality? She's so batshit crazy, you'd think someone would help her get into a nice facility....

Thought she was married to an American and lived in NYC.
You would think at least her husband would try to help. At minimum, stop her from tweeting and making an a$$ of herself.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

526 517 First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here. Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF) Clint Eastwood singing "I Talk to the Trees" (Paint Your Wagon). You're welcome. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (PY9jH) ====================== Just ask yourself, "What would Brian Boitano do?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (EvBgT)

527 513 First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here. Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF) ------- "I gotta be me, I GOTTA BE ME . . . "

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (sTBcq)

528 498 >>oh and birkenstocks are much nicer


no

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)


Agreed. No.


Get some Olukai flip flops. Done.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (Mc+44)

529 Funnel my hog Flog my dolphin

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (+aCe4)

530 I saw Mensch on one of the MSM cable channels once. Even by their standards she's an obvious nut job. Fake News Squared.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (SIY7D)

531 Clint Eastwood singing "I Talk to the Trees" (Paint Your Wagon). You're welcome. Posted by: Jane D'oh < cartman > Screw you guys, I'm going home! < /cartman >

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 10:52 AM (9krrF)

532 523 What? But the characters were so memorable! There was the blue chick, Sigourny Weaver, the evil military dude. The evil businessman.... the main character dude. Ok, the characters were sort of lame, but the story! Man, the story was something. Although it did share some elements with Ferngully... and pochahantas... and dances with wolves. Ok, yeah, the movie sucked except for the cgi. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL) ==================== I call it Dances with Wolves....IN SPACE!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (EvBgT)

533 Absolutely 3rd world look. I have the same opinion of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out of plastic horse and dog food bags. Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (cWhln) "Plastic horse?" Sounds like what Elizabeth Warren's people call a Smart Car.

Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (7HtZB)

534 >>Get some Olukai flip flops. Done. Now you're talking.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (/tuJf)

535 I wonder what ever happened to my pair of crocs, I remember you just had to try them, a revolution in shoes...I had a pair of bell bottom jeans that looked just like the ones Hillary is wearing in one of her early pic.  Bellbottoms were all that you could buy, except cowboy Wranglers. 

Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (ec2s9)

536 I'm still trying to figure out how one shits a dick.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (cfjq1)

537 Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees +++ This is sick.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (Ivjge)

538 I'm making four more Avatars!!!!!!!

Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (FqgrG)

539 DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTIIIINAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (B+qrE)

540 520 You dumb fucks. If I'm going to kill you, it'll be one of two ways: 1) A dose of ricin 2) A dose of radioactive salts Jeez, don't you guys even read "Vlad's Assassination Style Guide". I'm all about the slow acting but incurable poisons. That allows a clean getaway with no way to tie it back to me. Yeeeeeeesh! retards. Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (vZ9Fw) To be fair, you were not always so subtle.

Posted by: Half of Chechnya at February 27, 2017 10:53 AM (CPk08)

541 When the Christians came to the door today, just as I was getting ready to get into the shower, I had to jump back into my clothes (because most people are smart enough not to approach the forbidden zone) because I wanted to see what kind of missionaries were going to try to yammer at me today. Well, it turns out that they were very nice looking, really well put together young people. I wish I wouldn't have had my under ware on backwards. They probably thought terrible thoughts about me, and I really wanted to be friendly after I saw them......

Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (EaQ6/)

542 On the other hand, I suppose naming your kid Legolas is better than naming him Wormtongue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (fDdVG)

543 Ugh. Even putting a space in the fake html makes it disappear. I'd show my disapproval by piping the Oscar movies into Pixy's stream, but I stand in mortal fear of the consequences.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (9krrF)

544 538 I'm making four more Avatars!!!!!!! Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG) ==================== Please fail, please fail, please fail...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (EvBgT)

545 96 I bet Ace wore Birkenstocks with socks in the '90s too. Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM When he was 7, sure

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (HDU3V)

546
Oklahoma, OK!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (ODxAs)

547 What are they going to shorten it to-Lego? Judging by how the character was in the movie, "lass"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (39g3+)

548 379 "They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's." This, um, Emm Arr Eee thing you mentioned. Is it made with sustainable humane organic shade-grown fair-trade no-pesticide grass-fed gluten-free non-GMO ingredients? Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (noWW6) Wait till the starving Che wannabe is sitting alone next to the smoldering fire and the Neo-Stalinists are all gathered together and muttering in the corner, breaking out the ice axe and stropping the deboning knife.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (FtrY1)

549 Spatchcock my duckling

Posted by: DenverGregg at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (ekPu6)

550 When someone does a comic sketch and want to be dwarves they put the knees in shoes So disturbing now Posted by: ThunderB --------- So, we can't laugh at this now. Dorf: http://tinyurl.com/j8oxtgn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (NBHj5)

551 >>I had some Teva s for the quick run outside shoes, but lost them. I wonder if they still make them.


Yes, yes they do! Even have some non-sporty styles that look like regular sandals.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:54 AM (NOIQH)

552 I'm still trying to figure out how one shits a dick. If an ewok gets paid for writing, anything is possible.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 10:55 AM (B+qrE)

553 Oooooooklahomo, where the Crocs come sweeping cross the plains!

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:55 AM (r6Z+k)

554 524 once saw a stranger wearing crocs and a thumb ring. I prejudged the sh*t out of him Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z) Its not Prejudgment... Its Judgement... If you choose to dress like an idiot... you probably are, an idiot... Just like if you dress like a Gang Banger... or wear a Burka... I'm not Pre Judging you... I'm Judging you based on YOUR choices.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 10:55 AM (qf6WZ)

555 Confession time. Just after IPspouse and I got together one of the crocs by the back door just up and disappeared.
Just one, both would have been too obvious.
We laugh how it vanished, well ok, I laugh a little more than she does.

Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 10:55 AM (yV4wg)

556 I had some Teva s for the quick run outside shoes, but lost them. I wonder if they still make them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (ODxAs)


You can only wear them with parachute pants.


Get Rainbows or Olukai. Both have arch support and both last forever.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 10:55 AM (Mc+44)

557 Ok, yeah, the movie sucked except for the cgi. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL) One of my fraternity brothers was the visual effects supervisor on Avatar. Not too shabby for a Mississippi bumpkin.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 10:55 AM (uiwCw)

558 >>"They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's."


Bing 'Solyent Green" - there's a company by that name that sells soy drinks.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 10:56 AM (NOIQH)

559 Putin certainly is a convenient distraction. The Magic Cossack, capable of almost anything, but increasingly moreso since last July.

Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2017 10:56 AM (WHVu+)

560 Just like if you dress like a Gang Banger... or wear a Burka... You may not be a Muslim or a gangster, but you are wearing the costume...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:56 AM (39g3+)

561 @545: "When he was 7, sure" Soooo, not only is Ace a girl, but he's a girl under 30?! Some bloggers have all the fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 10:56 AM (qXXFv)

562 When the Christians came to the door today, just as I was getting ready to get into the shower, I had to jump back into my clothes (because most people are smart enough not to approach the forbidden zone) because I wanted to see what kind of missionaries were going to try to yammer at me today. Well, it turns out that they were very nice looking, really well put together young people. I wish I wouldn't have had my under ware on backwards. They probably thought terrible thoughts about me, and I really wanted to be friendly after I saw them...... Posted by: goon Shows promise, please expand and resubmit for consideration.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters [i] at February 27, 2017 10:56 AM (ZFUt7)

563 Bo Grylls ain't gonna fetch you twinks a latte off the grid folks...

...and WHERE are you gonn go off-grid, snowflakes? WE'RE ALREADY THERE.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 27, 2017 10:56 AM (Ok9RO)

564 Crocs, shoes for people who have given up. http://www.thedailyrash.com/crocs-shoes-for-people-who-gave-up

Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (cWhln)

565
My father in law ( Army, WWII) calls flip flops > jap flaps.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (ODxAs)

566 And so who killed Judge Crater? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (JO9+V) I did. He was muscling in on my territory.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (WDdjT)

567 I would say "I feel like I'm back in High School" except I dropped out of HS after two weeks.

Posted by: nsirchov at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (BGUo0)

568 @514 But Roberts wrote the majority opinion on Obamacare. So wouldn't it have to be different if he changed his mind? ---------------- Two different opinions. I'm talking about the minority opinion that would have been the majority if Roberts hadn't switched. It's been noted that there are a parts of the minority opinion that read as if it was written to be the majority opinion. That suggests that the basic set-up and structure of the opinion existed before Roberts switched his vote, meaning that whoever got the task of writing the anti-mandate opinion (was it Kennedy?) just made some minor changes to the opinion to account for the fact that it was now the minority opinion.

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (nsZ+m)

569 >>>Soooo, not only is Ace a girl, but he's a girl under 30?!

Some bloggers have all the fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (qXXFv)<<<



29. Sheesh.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (r6Z+k)

570 560 Just like if you dress like a Gang Banger... or wear a Burka... You may not be a Muslim or a gangster, but you are wearing the costume... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+) ==================== "I'm so angry because I purposefully conflate culture and race!" -Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies class

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (EvBgT)

571 Next up. A Karaoke Contest featuring Carol Channing lookalikes with a tribute to Liberace.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (gjdGN)

572 Drives a Subaru."

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM


They needed more evidence than that?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 27, 2017 10:57 AM (p+Wdc)

573 I own three pairs of crocs, but courtesy of a nervous dog no two matching ones are ever in the same place I left them.

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (TppKb)

574 You know what movie was great? Sausage Party. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (FqgrG)

575 I once threw away an ex's tevas while she was out. Legacy footwear, pre me. Forgivable. "Where are my tevas?", she wondered later. "Weird". She bought a new pair a couple days later. Three hours after that, we broke up.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (cCsPW)

576 559 Putin certainly is a convenient distraction. The Magic Cossack, capable of almost anything, but increasingly moreso since last July. Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (WHVu+) +++ He is some genius m-effing wizard. I know that now.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (Ivjge)

577 574 You know what movie was great? Sausage Party. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (FqgrG) ====================== On Netflix streaming now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (EvBgT)

578 Shows promise, please expand and resubmit for consideration. Posted by: Penthouse Letters at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (ZFUt7) Best response I've had from a publisher in years! Yahoo!! Honey, we're going to be rich!

Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (EaQ6/)

579 @520 Jeez, don't you guys even read "Vlad's Assassination Style Guide". I'm all about the slow acting but incurable poisons. That allows a clean getaway with no way to tie it back to me. Yeeeeeeesh! retards. ------------------------- What about your idiot allies who pull stunts like shooting political opponents out in public?

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 10:58 AM (nsZ+m)

580 Do you relize how much hardware you can hide under a burka? AK-47, grenades, molotovs,

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (HDU3V)

581 >>I own three pairs of crocs, but courtesy of a nervous dog no two matching ones are ever in the same place I left them. He's not nervous, he's ashamed of you.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (/tuJf)

582 Wait, what?  Do we all have to s*** Ace's d*** now?  Or is that just the platinum membership?

Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (EgOr3)

583 I was at a local lunch counter today when a guy came in, sat down, and started talking about the Oscars. I was just listening to what the guy had to say to a woman there. Finally at one point he said he was so upset that *some* movie (I don't remember what) had not won 'Best Film' that he couldn't sleep last night. I managed to keep my mouth shut, but only barely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (ZO497)

584 Just ask yourself, "What would Brian Boitano do?" Posted by: TheJamesMadison What, or who?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (ph+ut)

585 Sissies wear Crocs.

Real men wear Quokks.

Posted by: big game quokka hunters at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (r6Z+k)

586 580 Do you relize how much hardware you can hide under a burka? AK-47, grenades, molotovs, Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (HDU3V) Fully automatic assault midget.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (0mRoj)

587 Putin certainly is a convenient distraction. Every tyranny needs a big enemy. Hillary may not have won but they had the ball rolling already...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (39g3+)

588 Do you relize how much hardware you can hide under a burka? AK-47, grenades, molotovs, Posted by: Skip -- Vests

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (ZO497)

589 On Netflix streaming now. ____________ Yep, and I watched it over the weekend. Because I enjoy self harm.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 10:59 AM (FqgrG)

590 @558: "... there's a company by that name that sells soy drinks." They recently recalled an "upgrade" of their standard formula when increased bioengineered algae content caused widespread digestive issues that only Silicon Valley venture capitalists could not have foreseen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 11:00 AM (qXXFv)

591 584 What, or who? Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (ph+ut) ====================== He'd probably kick an ass or two, That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 11:00 AM (EvBgT)

592 >>Do you relize how much hardware you can hide under a burka?
AK-47, grenades, molotovs,


Also good for shoplifting!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 11:00 AM (NOIQH)

593 They needed more evidence than that? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (p+Wdc) It's my 77yo mother, so the only thing she can visualize associated with Subaru is the Brat that my grandparent's next door neighbors' (1/2 mile down the road) son owned 30 years ago.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 11:00 AM (uiwCw)

594 My father in law ( Army, WWII) calls flip flops > jap flaps.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (ODxAs)


My dad did too (Army WWII). Mom called them "zorries." The army does a number on shoe issues though. My dad would go on for hours about the proper care of one's feet and acceptable shoe materials. It was kinda nuts. Then my father in law, army korea, had the same obsession. I think the Army pounded proper foot care into soldiers with an anvil.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 11:00 AM (Mc+44)

595 538 I'm making four more Avatars!!!!!!! Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG) ........... I hope at least one of them is X rated.

Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 11:00 AM (HgMAr)

596 >>They recently recalled an "upgrade" of their standard formula when increased bioengineered algae content caused widespread digestive issues that only Silicon Valley venture capitalists could not have foreseen.



Ewwwww!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (NOIQH)

597 Absolutely 3rd world look. I have the same opinion of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out of plastic horse and dog food bags. Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM

The arts and crap fairs.

Posted by: Lester at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (8USec)

598 589 Yep, and I watched it over the weekend. Because I enjoy self harm. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (FqgrG) ==================== I'm gonna check it out soon. Might as well. It's not like there are undiscovered masterpieces out there on Netflix streaming, or Amazon Prime, or Hulu Plus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (EvBgT)

599 "80 Do you relize how much hardware you can hide under a burka? " You would be surprised that after awhile you can easily pick out people packing hardware underneath.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (gjdGN)

600 Putin certainly is a convenient distraction. The Magic Cossack, capable of almost anything, but increasingly more so since last July. Posted by: 13times Are you insinuating that the left has veered from the magic negro fantasy to the magic cossack virtually overnight? I think you're either [X] onto something [ ] on something

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (ZFUt7)

601 564 Crocs, shoes for people who have given up. http://www.thedailyrash.com/crocs-shoes-for-people-who-gave-up Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (cWhln) I pretty fond of Teva Forebays. Where's that on the "Given up" scale ?

Posted by: nsirchov at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (BGUo0)

602 Got another iPhone hijacker JavaScript ad-some "shopping" app. We

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (j94Z3)

603 595 538 I'm making four more Avatars!!!!!!! Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG) ........... I hope at least one of them is X rated. Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (HgMAr) Rule 34.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 11:01 AM (0mRoj)

604 First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM


Oh, wouldn't it be luverly...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 27, 2017 11:02 AM (p+Wdc)

605 In the next Avatar, he'll explain how and why a completely peaceful culture with no competitors or conflict is suddenly a kickass warrior culture!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 11:02 AM (39g3+)

606 I'm ^ sorry

Posted by: nsirchov at February 27, 2017 11:02 AM (BGUo0)

607 I thought Obama killed Breitbart?

Posted by: Him at February 27, 2017 11:02 AM (BWPiQ)

608 Every tyranny needs a big enemy.



oh you said TYRANNY!

Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 11:02 AM (yV4wg)

609 524 once saw a stranger wearing crocs and a thumb ring. I prejudged the sh*t out of him Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z) ............ You don't pick up gay hitch hikers?

Posted by: John Travolta at February 27, 2017 11:02 AM (HgMAr)

610 605 In the next Avatar, he'll explain how and why a completely peaceful culture with no competitors or conflict is suddenly a kickass warrior culture! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+) ================== The white man saved them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 11:03 AM (EvBgT)

611 There are no gay crocs. Just gay dudes that wear crocs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 11:03 AM (AuISE)

612 Were Tevas 90s or 80s? I can't remember.

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 11:04 AM (Mc+44)

613 Shows promise, please expand and resubmit for consideration.Posted by: Penthouse Letters at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (ZFUt7)

If two young men show up at your door, probably Mormon missionary's.  They are not very pushy like some religions, and may give you a copy of the Book of Mormon....Like you find in every hotel in Utah.   Always white shirt, dark pants and backpack.     Don't mix the up with Scientologists, They both dress the same...(like in Clearwater, FL downtown, when they all go between buildings at the same time)  With a cell phone probably giving them latest from Hubbard, from the beyond.

Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2017 11:04 AM (ec2s9)

614 I have the same opinion
of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out
of plastic horse and dog food bags.

Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM



Wow. Learn something every day. Where does one find "craft fairs?"

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 11:06 AM (Mc+44)

615 With a cell phone probably giving them latest from Hubbard, from the beyond. He keeps writing books, somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 11:06 AM (39g3+)

616 It's my 77yo mother, so the only thing she can visualize associated with Subaru is the Brat that my grandparent's next door neighbors' (1/2 mile down the road) son owned 30 years ago.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM


Heh.  Clearly she has never been to Northampton.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 27, 2017 11:06 AM (p+Wdc)

617 In the next Avatar, he'll explain how and why a completely peaceful culture with no competitors or conflict is suddenly a kickass warrior culture! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+) ............ and why 10 foot tall blue chicks running around naked in the woods would make give a shit about the plot.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 11:07 AM (HgMAr)

618 I didn't watch the Oscars, again, for the 30th year in a row, but I keep seeing quotes that they stood up and talked about how good and virtuous and true and wonderful they all are. Now, I'm not sure why they would do this but I get the impression that it was about self-affirmation and making themselves feel good after getting a billion tweets about what a batch of egotistical low talent hypocritical scumbags they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 11:08 AM (39g3+)

619 Well right now you have the media elite trying to decapitate the President of the electorate via some whisper campaign. They allude to being in the know about all kinds of things without even providing any real evidence. So they want the electorate's choice--gone but that electorate doesn't deserve any real facts. The Left's wish of "two Americas" has come true--with two different medias. I do not know how you combat this rumor mill and conviction in the Court of Public Opinion--but the Left should be careful what they wish for--their machinations might become fully revealed.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 27, 2017 11:08 AM (fi5nC)

620 Scientologists knock on doors.?The only religious groups which I have had come to my door are people who are Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 11:08 AM (fDdVG)

621 524 once saw a stranger wearing crocs and a thumb ring. I prejudged the sh*t out of him Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z) ............ You don't pick up gay hitch hikers? Posted by: John Travolta **** Gay, straight, they all bleed and scream the same before they die. (did I say that out loud? Dammit)

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 11:09 AM (+aCe4)

622 >>> Crocs....good for the garden, or at the beach . Then people began wearing them to the grocery store, to the dentist, to restaurants. Barefoot, so no one sees their toenail fungus or giant callouses. Shoes that look like they were made from a plastic spaghetti strainer by some Cambodian who has a few cents to his name and his buffalo leather sandals have bit the dust. Absolutely 3rd world look. I have the same opinion of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out of plastic horse and dog food bags. Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (cWhln) I think they were originally designed to be boat shoes. Don't scuff boats, grippy and waterproof on slippery surfaces. But yes hiddy. More concerning to me: my boyfriend thinks Tevas with hiking socks is a valid shoewear choice. D:

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2017 11:10 AM (hvf9s)

623 Dakota "environmental" protesters didn't just harm children while starting fires and leave mountains of trash behind. They left pets behind to dig through the garbage trying to survive http://tinyurl.com/zbfsukt

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 11:11 AM (39g3+)

624 You don't pick up gay hitch hikers?

Posted by: John Travolta
****

Gay, straight, they all bleed and scream the same before they die.
(did I say that out loud? Dammit)

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 04:09 PM (+aCe4)


Yup.

Posted by: Stuntman Mike, DeathProof at February 27, 2017 11:12 AM (JO9+V)

625 Wow. Learn something every day. Where does one find "craft fairs?" Civic centers, meeting halls, libraries.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 11:14 AM (ph+ut)

626 >>Shoes that look like they were made from a plastic spaghetti strainer by some Cambodian who has a few cents to his name and his buffalo leather sandals have bit the dust.



Heh. Try Boulder, CO.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 11:14 AM (NOIQH)

627 >>>>>My dad did too (Army WWII). Mom called them "zorries." The army does a number on shoe issues though. My dad would go on for hours about the proper care of one's feet and acceptable shoe materials. It was kinda nuts. Then my father in law, army korea, had the same obsession. I think the Army pounded proper foot care into soldiers with an anvil.
.
.
.Yep they did until at least into the 1970s when I was in the Infantry.  we would routinely do 25 mile road marches and had frequent stops where we had to take off our boots and socks to let the medics and Sergeants check our feet.

I got tired of sleeping in the mud and eating out of a can so when my three years were up I switched over to the Navy.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2017 11:14 AM (le7jz)

628 They talk of days for which they sit and wait All will be revealed Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace Sounds caress my ear And not a word I heard could I relate The story was quite clear

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 27, 2017 11:15 AM (fi5nC)

629 I think they were originally designed to be boat shoes. Don't scuff boats, grippy and waterproof on slippery surfaces. But yes hiddy. Someone needs to go back to the drawing board. They are like Goodyears on a wet surface. Hydroplane central.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 27, 2017 11:16 AM (ph+ut)

630 @realDonaldTrump Congratulations to Thomas Perez, who has just been named Chairman of the DNC. i could not be happier for him, or the Republican Party! reply @BillKristol When Democrats win the House in 2018 running against Trump, they'll enjoy throwing this one back at him. Before they move to impeach him. Christ he's a lunatic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2017 11:17 AM (VdICR)

631 Will they ever say why she left Heat Street Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (MZ/gs) She snorted up all the white lines, and thereby caused a car wreck?

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2017 11:18 AM (WDdjT)

632 I wonder what little surprises Bill K and his Daddy have behind the curtain. Nothing else explains his recent insanity of the promise to drain the swamp.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at February 27, 2017 11:18 AM (fq4ih)

633 ain't it funny how the people who suspect Putin and the Russians of everything were pretty much the same people who 30 years ago trusted Gorbachev more than they trusted Reagan?

Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 27, 2017 11:20 AM (b7fwp)

634 by the way, there's a new thread.

Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 27, 2017 11:22 AM (b7fwp)

635 >>reply @BillKristol
When Democrats win the House in 2018 running against Trump, they'll enjoy throwing this one back at him. Before they move to impeach him.



Where was this snark when Obama was president?
During the campaign when Hillary tweeted stupid stuff?
Heck, is Kristol tweet-slapping any of Chelsea' asinine tweets????



Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 27, 2017 11:23 AM (NOIQH)

636 Somebody explain to me the reason(s) why Russia would have had Breitbart killed. I see far more motivation from the Clinton/Obama circle to off his ass, particularly considering his claims about having damaging information about Obama circa the time he dropped dead on the street.

I know that Bill Whittle mentioned that he had already had a heart attack months prior to this. I've abandoned a lot of conspiracy theories over the years.

...but I cannot shake the feeling of inherent wrongness in accepting that he died entirely as a result of natural causes. To me it's like accepting that Oswald fired three shots in six seconds from that distance that made that many wounds. Too much to swallow, sorry.

...sort of like Breitbart's semen in Ace's mouth, had he lived.

Posted by: S at February 27, 2017 11:47 AM (YtzJ5)

637 "I saw him a bit before his death" That would be CPAC 2012, when I last saw him too and met you. We chatted for a minute. I was hanging out with Stacy McCain and Mr. Pinko from IOTW.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 27, 2017 11:56 AM (tapYd)

638 Not only was (is) Louise Mensch a #NeverTrumper, she was also a GRRRLLLL Power!!! We're going to have a Female President cheerleader. So, grain of salt and all.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at February 27, 2017 12:12 PM (QAGI0)

639 Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from another guy. Feels real good until you look down and realize you're gay. Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (uiwCw) ***** Heh. Pretty funny. Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: Taco Shack at February 27, 2017 01:20 PM (C+qQ0)

640 Ace obviously hasn't been keeping up with Louise Mensch. She was never a bright bulb, and she got fired from Heat Street for a reason. Bitch is grade A batshit crazy. Take the absolute worst traits of liberals and neocons, blend them together, drop the IQ by 30 points or so and she's what comes out.

Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2017 01:43 PM (+fFCJ)

641 Yew (Taxus Baccata, The "English Yew") Dosage: not known Time: Can be very rapid (minutes), occasionally 3 or 4 days. Available: Grows wild in the UK, don't know about elsewhere. Certainty: not sure, but it sounds good if you eat enough Notes: [4]: All parts of the plant, _except_ for the fleshy red bit of the fruit, contain poisons. The seeds are poisonous, so if you eat the berries, chew them. Symptoms: nausea, abdominal pain, coma, death. The mode of death is a heart attack which occurs rapidly after eating sufficient. If no heart attack occurs, you'll probably survive. Sometimes the sudden collapse leading to death is preceded by lethargy, trembling, staggering, coldness, dilation of the pupils, rapid pulse that becomes weak, and convulsions. Other species in this genus are said to be equally poisonous. See "plants in general".

Posted by: Steve In Tulsa at February 27, 2017 01:53 PM (rOlQq)

642 Mensch and apparently Ace, bat shit crazy if they think BB is connect to Russian and Breitbart was murdered by them.

Posted by: WJ at February 28, 2017 03:08 PM (+jyBB)

643 Putin had McMuffin's head shaved. The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Ducktails

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2017 08:24 AM (Ndje9)

644 Then: "Obama's Death Panels--that's crazy talk!" Now: "Trump Death Panels--the science is settled, Denier! Hand me that freeze-dried bacon, Olbermann."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2017 08:29 AM (Ndje9)

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