July 11, 2018

Nancy Pelosi Has a Very, Very Healthy Brain
— Open Blogger

Nancy Pelosi forgot Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's name, because that's what people with healthy brains do.

Then she did something else that people with healthy brains do: she began a stupid-simple chant, then forgot what the chant she just started was, and began garbling it.

Because that's what people with healthy brains do.

But people with healthy brains also garble and slur their words. Which she's also doing:

In a recent appearance, she repeatedly slurred her words, saying "soy boyn" instead of "soy bean" and "repoot" instead of "repeat."

The minority leader has also said, "The Constitution does not say that a person can shout... yell 'wolf' in a crowded theater. If you are endangering people, then you dont have a constitutional right to do that."

People with healthy brains also confuse "fire" with "wolf."

Posted by: Open Blogger at 02:44 PM | Comments (418)
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1 first

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (bUjCl)

2 repoot ? o-kay

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (bUjCl)

3 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (rQZNm)

4 this is my thread

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (bUjCl)

5 Wolf!!!! Wolf!!!!

Posted by: Some Boy at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (RVcmP)

6 My rep, there she is. (hides in the corner...)

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (w7KSn)

7 I was told there was a nood Pelosi so I came scurrying over.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (+lOpA)

8 Palomino!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (uDcBt)

9 Doesn't matter what she says. The communist left only cares "who", never "what".

Posted by: Alpine Crotch at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (mJjEj)

10 I'd like to repoot a repoot.

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (UdKB7)

11 this is my thread Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl) ------ Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread?

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (5EGmJ)

12 Trump said doody.

Posted by: Your NeverTrumper Betters [/i][/b] at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (zfrbv)

13 Eh, close enough.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (rQZNm)

14 So...no Jack London movies in our future then?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (0tfLf)

15 all these imbeciles, sitting in posh offices and deciding our fate

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (bUjCl)

16 I'm certain she was one receiving dementia meds in those super secret pharmacy deliveries.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (nILVB)

17 Anyone remember when she had that weird thing with "Word?" She said "the word is the word," and then began acting silly and saying "the bird is the word" or something like that. She's fuckin demented.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (pCet1)

18 Mark my words, the idiots over there will start claiming Trump has dementia sometime in late 2019.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (w//GY)

19 If it's coming out of her mouth, she might be repooting it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (vDqXW)

20 I was told there was a nood Pelosi so I came scurrying over. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA) ---------- Well, I hope you were pleasantly surprised when ya got here......

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (oivx6)

21 Nancy Pelosi Has a Very, Very Healthy Brain John has a very, very long mustache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (IqV8l)

22 this is my thread Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl) ------ Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread? Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ) that's just jealousy talking, right there

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (bUjCl)

23 Pelosi was being interviewed by Rolling Stone? Is that what all the hip kids are reading nowadays?

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (UdKB7)

24 People over polluters. Trying to remember where pollution is on my Top 200 political issues. There it is - Number 386.

Posted by: Octopussy at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (tMt88)

25 People with brain damage hear it differently. 

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (r9UYA)

26 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE WOLF!?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (m+Of+)

27 What instrument was used to depict fire in "Peter and the Fire"?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (6ro4/)

28 Mustache has a long cock against the pterodactyl!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (qul7b)

29 Acute Polident Poisoning

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (m+Of+)

30 22 this is my thread Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl) ------ Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread? Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ) that's just jealousy talking, right there Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (bUjCl) -------- Maybe if it were a Sara A. Carter thread!

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (5EGmJ)

31 I hope Nancy Pelosi lives a long, long time, as well as continued good health for Auntie Maxine. These two ladies are the best campaigners Donald Trump ever had.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (8kkL4)

32 the wolf part is funny

Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (BVthB)

33 lol look at all of the old coots in congress look at Ginsburg sleeping in chambers mccain hillary warren biden mcconnell look at all of these old dimwits clinging to power and bennies term limits

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (fceHP)

34 If she repooting, then she likes her own brand a little TOO much.

Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (RVcmP)

35 What's a couple of strokes between friends?  Besides, Democrat.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein, age 85 at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (DUPgJ)

36 She had a stroke no other explanation. That she doesn't have anyone in her family who loves her enough to get her to step down and attempt to recover is damned sad. She HAS to have enough wealth to live in luxury for the rest of her life, why continue this? I get being addicted to power, but it's OBVIOUS she has a problem and cannot perform her duties. Sad. Even for a monster in human skin like Pelosi.

Posted by: acethepug at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (HwQlG)

37 Imagine her as speaker with the cankles as potus....good grief

Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (nzKWW)

38 Clean Hair! Clean Vaser Misch! Cream Corn!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (qul7b)

39 We must repoot D-E-V-O We must repoot Okay, let's go!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (IqV8l)

40 Hmmm.... can't yell Wolf???

Posted by: Don Quixote, known in Sword fighting circles as Grey Wolf at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (NgKpN)

41 she is

Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (RVcmP)

42 Maybe if it were a Sara A. Carter thread! = who that? Lynda Carter's sister ?

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (bUjCl)

43 There wolf. There fire.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (sdi6R)

44 Acute Polident Poisoning Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (m+Of+) --------- Nah. Decades of botox injections have taken their toll.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (oivx6)

45 Yelling 'wolf' in a crowded theater used to be a thing, I think, before fire was invented.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (y87Qq)

46 Wait a minute - let's not get ahead of ourselves. First we need to establish that she has a brain, then we can argue about its health.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (0pcqD)

47 yes you can. you just can't cry wolf falsely in a crowded theater. just like the democrats have been doing since nov 9 2016.

Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (nFwvY)

48 There was a recent story where Congress has its own pharmacy. Lot of Alzheimers drugs going out the window. (looks aside, whistles...)

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (w7KSn)

49 Never let a Scotsman yell "Fire!" around your sheep.

Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotoxface at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (kf11g)

50 Her brain is as healthy as it's ever been. Not at all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (FyMYJ)

51 My rep, there she is. (hides in the corner...) Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (w7KSn) ---------- It's okay, navybrat. We know you didn't vote for her. And many of us have representatives and Senators and governors we're ashamed of. And former governors, like that idiot Terry McAuliffe who can't seem to go one week without saying something new and stupid.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (JJZzu)

52 Were Wolf! In my theater!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (qul7b)

53 Behold the brain trust of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Bosk at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (fjMEv)

54 "The Constitution does not say that a person can shout, 'Free beer!' in a movie theater." - Homer v. Simpson

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (LsBY9)

55 Rolling Stone was down to pamphlet size the last time I saw one.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (+lOpA)

56 Her constituents shit on the street and think it's normal. They'll keep sending her back as long as she has a pulse.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (/tuJf)

57 "repoot" Is that like the second time you fart?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (0pcqD)

58 7 I was told there was a nood Pelosi so I came scurrying over. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA) Ick. That's just nasty.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (9BwmK)

59 Nancy Pelosi: https://youtu.be/i9H34SWkCPA?t=13

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (UiRxW)

60 30 22 this is my thread Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl) ------ Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread? Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ) that's just jealousy talking, right there Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (bUjCl) -------- Maybe if it were a Sara A. Carter thread! Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (5EGmJ Is there a ThreadsMan Creed? This is my thread, there are many like it but this one is mine. My thread is my best friend. It is my life, and I must master it as I master snark.

Posted by: Don Quixote, known in Sword fighting circles as Grey Wolf at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (NgKpN)

61 Nancy needs to stay riiiiight where she is. Just as planned....

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (q177U)

62 Wolf in a movie theater? We got the guys to handle it!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (LsBY9)

63 >>>and then began acting silly and saying "the bird is the word" !

Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (BVthB)

64 yell 'wolf' in a crowded theater Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (0pcqD)

65 Clean diapers, clean bra, clean colon. Which none, I have.... clean. Or something. Please clap.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (iiixZ)

66 and "repoot" instead of "repeat"
Isn't that how Canadians say it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (xPl2J)

67 55 Rolling Stone was down to pamphlet size the last time I saw one. We use it as travel size TP for shore excursions from the SS Bendover...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (qul7b)

68 Possibly a stroke that's been covered up. A stroke isn't always a massive thing resulting in paralysis. It can be pretty subtle but can definitely fuck up your speaking skills.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (4ErVI)

69 I smell smook and taste ponies.

Posted by: Neency Polesi at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (RVcmP)

70 We had thirty years of Strom Thurmond jokes when he was sharp as a tack.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (w//GY)

71 The constitution says, of course, that you um can't yell at Wolf Blitzer in a crowded theater.

Posted by: Neo Nancy at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (njNH0)

72 I wonder if she has a problem with her safe word "PALOMINO!"

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (cvabZ)

73 >>>>I'm certain she was one receiving dementia meds in those super secret pharmacy deliveries. She was receiving approximately half of the 246 separate prescriptions delivered.

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (q177U)

74 What if the wolf really is on fire?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (IqV8l)

75 she is another gift that keeps on giving. I hope she stays in front of the camera as a mrmeber of Congress in her district for a long time.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (of+54)

76 Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 07:51 PM (JJZzu) I have Cory Booker and Bob Melendez as Senators so I can't cast aspersions on any other Congresspeople folks get saddled with. My Representative in the House is not completely odious, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (AllCR)

77 Now I'm curious. Can you yell "wolf" in a crowded theater?

Posted by: Neon at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (njNH0)

78 And you can't yell "Omaha" when under center, either. It's just irresponsible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (0pcqD)

79 Does a bear spit on the woods?

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (nzKWW)

80 Nance has always been a girthy member of our Congress...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (qul7b)

81 Till some stupid with a wolf gun burned the place to the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (IqV8l)

82 Pelosi/Waters 2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (0pcqD)

83 'Is that like the second time you fart?' Never trust a repoot.

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (UdKB7)

84 What if the wolf really is on fire? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (IqV8l) The wolf? The wolf is on fire?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (y87Qq)

85 My Representative in the House is not completely odious, however. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR) --------- You're lucky. Mine is.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (JJZzu)

86 82 Pelosi/Waters 2020 Fo Schnizzle Wuf!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (qul7b)

87 Fire Wolf > Air Wolf

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (q177U)

88 Till some stupid with a wolf gun burned the place to the ground. Hair on the water?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (FyMYJ)

89 Nancy is just >-< this close to talking about "polo bears."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (0pcqD)

90 Is there a ThreadsMan Creed? This is my thread, there are many like it but this one is mine. My thread is my best friend. It is my life, and I must master it as I master snark. Posted by: Don Quixote, known in Sword fighting circles as Grey Wolf at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (NgKpN) mkay, As a self proclaimed and unchallenged thread sovereign, I will allow it. But only once.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (bUjCl)

91 You can't yell "crowd" at Wolf Trap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (IqV8l)

92 I aM p3RfaKtLi hEAltHy, iF tHeRE'z aNioNE wH0s3 hEalTH yu0 sh0uLD b3 c0nsArnnED WiTh, iT'S PrEs1dUnt BuUSh.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (AY3OR)

93 Nobody believes the boy who cried 'fire'.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (8iiMU)

94 My Representative is Jared Polis. ...

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (6FqZa)

95 Where wolf...there wolf.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (w//GY)

96 77 Now I'm curious. Can you yell "wolf" in a crowded theater? Posted by: Neon at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (njNH0) Not if there's any Armenians around. That's a hate-crime.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (BRvh1)

97 Nanzi is so past her pull-by date it is embarrassing.

Even for those like me, who can't stand her.  While I understand the political advantage of keeping her right where she is - I honestly feel sorry for her for continually making such a fool out of herself. 




True story - went into the International District (formerly ChinaTown) in Seattle for lunch a few years ago.  Lots of great Chinese restaurants that have been there for generations.  Waiting for the host to be seated, I look up and see a black and white picture on the wall, one of many, and it had a much younger smiling Nancy Pelosi with my (un)disinguished  Senator Patty Murray, autographed. 
 

I mentioned it to who I was with, we immediately left and went down the street. 


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (UsCnO)

98 Repoot the wolf, Nancy. Word.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (1FhAQ)

99 Repooty Poot Poot Putin! Tacos Rule!

Posted by: GWB, Deep State Traitor at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (qul7b)

100 What if you yell "REPOOT" in a crowded theater?

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (UdKB7)

101 83 'Is that like the second time you fart?' Never trust a repoot. Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7) Nope. It's like a rebuke. You've gotta wait until you've buked before you can rebuke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (0pcqD)

102 and "repoot" instead of "repeat" Isn't that how Canadians say it? Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (xPl2J) Pelosi is Canadian spy ???

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (bUjCl)

103 The wolf! The wolf! THE WOLF IS ON FIRE!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (O5Q3r)

104 so Pelosi doesn't like shouting things' that can get people hurt? you mean like the constant jerk off of progressives and their kills fantasies of Trumps , his family his supporters and administration officials? how about supplying funds to encourage riots? Pelosi - Pelosi. Are you speaking to Your team, encouraging better conduct from them? Or is it that we are Not all allowed to respond to Your 'things' just accept out lot in life?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (dPd5y)

105 But what if there actually IS a wolf in the theater and you want to warn people? Would that be acceptable to her, do you think?

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (JJZzu)

106 She's certainly getting older. Many forget what a looker Nancy was back in the day. She was California's first Ms. Prairie Schooner in 1871.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (4ErVI)

107 82 Pelosi/Waters 2020. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (0pcqD) EM PEEEE FIDDY FOH!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (BRvh1)

108 To be honest, a big-ass wolf loose in a crowded theater would be pretty fuckin' scary...and awesome!

Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (fYnUU)

109 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (6FqZa) ---- Get this! Thanks to one of the most egregious gerrymanders in America, blood red Park County (where I'm registered) is ALSO Polis country. Such an affront to the voters here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (UiRxW)

110 The "health" of her brain has never been the issue, really.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (QDnY+)

111 "There are wolves under the bed!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (0pcqD)

112 A.J. Hinch named Rich Dauer an AL coach for the All-Star game. Dauer had to undergo emergency brain surgery for a subdural hematoma after falling ill at the Astros WS parade and was forced to retire as a coach. Classy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (LsBY9)

113 Repoot is when you put it back in my bum.

Posted by: Bwany Fwank at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (qul7b)

114 Pelosi is turning into the Strom Thurmond of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (pCet1)

115 100 What if you yell "REPOOT" in a crowded theater? Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7) Then we investigate if you have any ties to Trump.... collusion you know...

Posted by: Mueller and Rosenstein... at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (NgKpN)

116 wolves, under the bed and in her head.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (dPd5y)

117 I think maybe I shouldn't have done all that botix....maybe there are side ....ehhh...ehhh ....wolf?

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (nzKWW)

118 Between her and McCain there isn't enough room left in the boat for Fredo.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (FhXTo)

119 I realize that Pelosi, like so many swamp critters in DC, is well past her "sell by" date, but it seems like a trend is developing of neurological issues among these people. Have we forgotten all of Hillary!'s spasticity during the campaign? Is dementia contagious? Are they all in stage-4 syphilis, presumably contracted from Bill? What gives?

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (44PTs)

120 remember Democrat klansman Robert Byrd? He was totally senile for the last, what, 5 years in the Senate?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (pCet1)

121 rhomboid true, the health of her bank account is.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (dPd5y)

122 I've seen the picture of her with JFK way back when. I'll bet he banged the shit out of her.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (O5Q3r)

123 If Nanny Rictus becomes incapacitated in the near future, who will Moonbeam name as her replacement.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (r9UYA)

124 EM THEATER WOLVES FOADY FI

Posted by: mad maxine at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (YR7aL)

125 Twin Peaks: Fire Wolf With Me

Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (nFwvY)

126 No, what's sad is that 100+ million of us are subject to the whims of a deteriorating snapcase. On Nanzi it's more like ... demonic. Too much of that 'ol "sacrament" gettin' ya down, Nanzi ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (yN/cP)

127 In ancient Rome, people didn't live long enough to be saliva- drooling fools, let alone prominent politicians.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (oFsfu)

128 What if there was a sheep in the theater, and you could tell it was just a costume and there really was a wolf underneath. Would it be acceptable to just yell "sheep!" or would that be irresponsible because you know it's really a wolf, but then it's not in the Constitution that you could yell wolf in a crowded theater even if there really is one, I guess, and now I think I'll never go to a theater again, just to be safe.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (JJZzu)

129 >>120
remember Democrat klansman Robert Byrd?

He was totally senile for the last, what, 5 years in the Senate? Posted by: Soothsayer

Barbaric! Barbaric!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (r9UYA)

130 Donald Trump's America: Between the Racism and the Theater Wolves, you won't even make it to the weekend.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (BRvh1)

131 a lot of hot wolffighters at your local Wolf Department heroes, fighting and putting out wolves

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (fceHP)

132 I want to see San Fran Nan get primaried by a 28 year old nonbinary genderqueer femme Communist, just to watch San Francisco turn on itself like rabid hyenas.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (QS6Hw)

133 Died! The dog died.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (pCet1)

134 A.J. Hinch named Rich Dauer an AL coach for the All-Star game. Dauer had to undergo emergency brain surgery for a subdural hematoma after falling ill at the Astros WS parade and was forced to retire as a coach. Classy. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9) Yep. It's nice that there's still some decency left in the world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (0pcqD)

135 Let's not get too complacent about November. Don't count your chickens before they cross the road and come home to roost.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (/qEW2)

136 Potato Salad!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (lKs2v)

137 Governors don't replace congressmen. That's senators.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (QDnY+)

138 What if there was a sheep in the theater, and you could tell it was just a costume and there really was a wolf underneath. Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (JJZzu) That would be an apple.

Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (y87Qq)

139 To be honest, a big-ass wolf loose in a crowded theater would be pretty fuckin' scary...and awesome! Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (fYnUU) Werewolves in London, ahrruuuu

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (oFsfu)

140 If your 'puter starts acting funny or locking up you need to repoot it. Just hit Ctrl, alt, delete, and click on that there little restart button thingy.

Posted by: Bubba the 'puter expert at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (UdKB7)

141 123 If Nanny Rictus becomes incapacitated in the near future, who will Moonbeam name as her replacement.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA) 

 

Satan.    Straight up one for one trade.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (UsCnO)

142 130 Donald Trump's America: Between the Racism and the Theater Wolves, you won't even make it to the weekend. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (BRvh1) And THAT'S only if the repeal of net neutrality doesn't get you first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (0pcqD)

143 127 In ancient Rome, people didn't live long enough to be saliva- drooling fools, let alone prominent politicians. Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (oFsfu) They threw them off the Tarpeian Rock after the first time they soiled themselves. Like an ancient version of Carousel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (4ErVI)

144 " ... but then it's not in the Constitution that you could yell wolf in a crowded theater even if there really is one, I guess, and now I think I'll never go to a theater again, just to be safe. Posted by: bluebell " Smart choice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (yN/cP)

145 I've seen the picture of her with JFK way back when. I'll bet he banged the shit out of her. Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (O5Q3r) If he did, it didn't take. She's full of it agar.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (9BwmK)

146 Pelosi, where unemployed means fun fun fun free time to explore your artsy side. and unemployment provides Jobs! (to the right people) sorry about your luck. and the best, G-d approves of abortion. for the children.. although I swear I also heard No G-d! No g-d ,no g-d FICKLE

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (dPd5y)

147 When Nancy was a nubile young thing she worked in a house of ill repoot. True story.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (1FhAQ)

148 What did the theater wolf say?

Posted by: Ylvis at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (YR7aL)

149 I like her better with the scrambled brain, than the way she was before. She's still a threat to the American Way of Life, but at least she's funny.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (8kkL4)

150 Again

Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (9BwmK)

151 Died! The dog died. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook After twenty years he still grieves. Mister Bojangles...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (IqV8l)

152 Let's put Pelosi together with the Bollard Whisperer in a china shop for a night.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (w//GY)

153 That would be an apple. Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (y87Qq) ---------- What does the Constitution say about yelling "apple!" in a theater? Yea or nay?

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (JJZzu)

154 She's been fvcked in the head for a few years... We have to pass it to see what is in it...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (1g7ch)

155 I can't wait for the repoot of the movie about the soy boy 'n the fire wolf.

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (3I7wr)

156 ...have anyone in her family who loves her enough to get her to step down and attempt to recover is damned sad. ...... Years ago, she talked openly about how her ProLife family members talked to her about her Support of Planned Parenthood and the like. She laughed it off. Heck, she shrugged off her own church clergy talking to her about the grave sin of supporting abortion. The bitch did NOT care when she thought clearly. Not to get Biblical too much, but her situation reminds me of the OT prayers that the Lord not harden their hearts. You cannot repent if your heart is hardened, and you cannot reconsider your ways if your brains are scrambled.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (/+bwe)

157 What did the theater wolf say? Posted by: Ylvis "What's my motivation?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (IqV8l)

158 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR)
====
       
Bonnie Watson Coleman,  whose upside outcome is Maxine Waters (if Coleman takes a steady diet of smart pills), is mine and it's truly disturbing. 

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (DUPgJ)

159 Oh come on now, I'm trying to watch the movie!  Do you hear me shouting "demented hag!" in the theater?

Posted by: A wolf in the theater just trying to watch the movie at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (4A5fG)

160 There theatre wolf!

Posted by: igor at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (Evws/)

161 a lot of hot wolffighters at your local Wolf Department heroes, fighting and putting out wolves Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (fceHP) ahahaha holy crap I can't breathe right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (y87Qq)

162 Nah. Decades of botox injections have taken their toll. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (oivx6) this is exactly what is wrong with her

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)

163 yelling "Wolf" in a crowded theater is my privilege Nancy.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (PvFoN)

164 sadly, she will never leave. we are doomed to watch her demise in real time.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (bUjCl)

165 One of these days I'm going to have to face the task of taking the car keys from my elderly parents. Where's the responsible party taking the keys of government away from a mental trainwreck who can do a lot more damage than driving through the front window of the CVS?

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (44PTs)

166 I think Hilary should run for president again with Nancy as her vice-presidential running mate. Both of them will probably die during the campaign and yet the democrats will keep them running. Propping them up with sticks and such. Hiding behind them and waving their arms for them like giant grotesque puppets. it will be epic!

Posted by: StrawMan at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (AQODf)

167 The nice thing about being Nancy, is she can hide her own Easter eggs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (UiRxW)

168 A sensible person wouldn't yell 'Palomino!' in the middle of something important.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (zLDYs)

169 Maybe she is just faking it because she's getting in trouble with the black members of the party. So she needs that extra bit of victim hood beyond just being a woman. So she is going with handicapped.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (lKs2v)

170 hmmm.... and I just asked for 100 more blank subpoenas.... ran out of the 150 I asked for last month... Oh, and this is all for Manafort...

Posted by: Mueller at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

171 152 Let's put Pelosi together with the Bollard Whisperer in a china shop for a night. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (w//GY) Meh. Pelosi will be sat in one corner nibbling on a teapot handle, and Hillary will be in the opposite corner spooning with the cash register. Not a very hilarious outcome after all, it seems.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (BRvh1)

172 I wonder if her daughter has political aspirations?
She's a real gem.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (r9UYA)

173 Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (DUPgJ) Wow; I'm sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (AllCR)

174 How do you think she would react to a balloon?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (lKs2v)

175 Perhaps we should send her to a the Gumby Brain Surgeon?

It mean, it couldn't hurt.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (AHNMM)

176 "Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius"

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (bUjCl)

177 What does the Constitution say about yelling "apple!" in a theater? Yea or nay? Damn. HOW DARE YOU!!!! Bluebell is a commie for even asking such a thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (w//GY)

178 Come on. She has the healthy brain of a woman twice her age!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (0tfLf)

179 how bleak life would be if I wanted to be a politician to the last moment of life. do any of them even Like their families and want to hang out in peace?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (dPd5y)

180 In a purely selfish sense, I hope Palsi continues in office forever. In a more human sense, I recognize that she's ill and I hope she retires.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (HiLJ1)

181 There is a wolf in the theater. For some people, the wolf is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the wolf is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the wolf? If there is a wolf.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (sdi6R)

182 off topic, maybe good news:
Trump's SCOTUS nominee, Judge Brett Cavanaugh from the DC Circuit Court of Appeals, has a long judicial history of dissenting on not just the CO2 endangerment finding by the EPA, but on Obama's entire environmental regulatory agenda when those cases made it to him as an appellate judge.

from WattsUpWithThat dot com

https://tinyurl.com/yc23p7p9
[yeah, they misspelled Kavanaugh]

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (KxbBq)

183 164 sadly, she will never leave. we are doomed to watch her demise in real time. Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl) Think of the pay-per-view receipts from putting her and RBG on an ice floe with a webcam and only one parka.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (1FhAQ)

184 hard to know if they are lunatics or demons.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (dPd5y)

185 Is repoot what you do on your hand if you meet a sexual predator? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: The Ficus at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (U2JQS)

186 There is a wolf in the theater. For some people, the wolf is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the wolf is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the wolf? If there is a wolf. Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R) --------- It's a banana.

Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (JJZzu)

187 And why would Japanese soldiers yell "bonsai?" Who cares about their little trees and shit?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (0pcqD)

188 "Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius" Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl) Dang. Nice reference.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (oFsfu)

189 Hungry like the wolf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (IqV8l)

190 Nancy has circulation problems. To remedy this, her aides insert a "Fister Three Thousand" dildo with Bluetooth into her cooter for public appearances and turn it to eleven when she speaks to vibrate more blood flow to her calcified brain.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (bML9A)

191 Wait.... what if its a Werewolf Movie??? Can we cry Wolf then?

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

192 Number of members in Congress (both houses) under some type of psychiatric care; 500+. Bet on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (iiixZ)

193 There is a wolf in the theater. Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R) AHAHAHA this thread delivers. I love you guys

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (y87Qq)

194 lol joncelli, I actually could see that . too funny.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)

195 How do you know if the wolf is on fire if you don't open the theater? Schrodinger's Wolf.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (w//GY)

196 Think of the pay-per-view receipts from putting her and RBG on an ice floe with a webcam and only one parka. Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (1FhAQ) are we talking food or no food ??

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (bUjCl)

197 Reminds me of an anecdote about Reagan towards the end when he was asking for a book but called it a tree. Sad. But at least there is a connection since books are made from trees. What is the connection between wolves and fire? Maybe as a teenager in the 30's yelling wolf in theaters was a common thing?

Posted by: Brian448 at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (vUETX)

198 How do you think she would react to a balloon?
She and Hillary should have a crazy eyes contest.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (O5Q3r)

199 Well to be fair most of the times I have seen that last name it is spelled as "Cavanaugh" as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (lKs2v)

200 181 There is a wolf in the theater. For some people, the wolf is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the wolf is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the wolf? If there is a wolf. Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R) This is from the Collected Works of Imperator Donald J. Trump, isn't it?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (4ErVI)

201 she is crying wolf.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)

202 179 how bleak life would be if I wanted to be a politician to the last moment of life. do any of them even Like their families and want to hang out in peace? Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (dPd5y) Maybe her family doesn't want to be around her. She's horrible.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (8kkL4)

203 Maybe she is just faking it because she's getting in trouble with the black members of the party. So she needs that extra bit of victim hood beyond just being a woman. So she is going with handicapped. Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (lKs2v) So she's impinging on Maxine Waters's schtick?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (0pcqD)

204 176 "Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius" Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl) I read that as "Quom tupperware vault perdue, demented hybrid." Although my latin isn't that great.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (1FhAQ)

205 If you can't stand on your feet stay out of the kitchen...

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (nzKWW)

206 What is the connection between wolves and fire? Maybe as a teenager in the 30's yelling wolf in theaters was a common thing? Posted by: Brian448 at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (vUETX) --------- I think she was thinking of the story of "the boy who cried wolf." That's my generous interpretation of it, anyway.

Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (JJZzu)

207 are we talking food or no food ?? Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (bUjCl) ---------- Would either one notice the difference?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (oivx6)

208 "Who cares about her brain?  We love her for her body!"
-- NAGs (National Association of Gals) [h/t Rush]

Posted by: ShainS [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (BiLU+)

209 Don't count your wolves before they hatch.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (0pcqD)

210 How do you think she would react to a balloon? She and Hillary should have a crazy eyes contest. That photo is greatest moment of disingenuousness in world history.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (w//GY)

211 Dang. Nice reference. Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (oFsfu) We, the thread sovereign, thank you.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (bUjCl)

212 My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (UiRxW)

213 ALH, ugh, I cannot imagine not wanting the last years spent with those I love.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (dPd5y)

214 Where there is smoke, there's a wolf.

Posted by: Nancy peeelosi at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (oFsfu)

215 Pfffttt... Of course Nancy has a healthy brain.For a proponent of disaster

Posted by: Disaster Man (now with more peanuts) at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (xrrZA)

216 What instrument was used to depict fire in "Peter and the Fire"? Posted by: Stu Podaso The Obone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (IqV8l)

217 I. NEED. MY. EMOTIONAL. SUPPORT. WOLF.

Posted by: Soy Boyn at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (U2JQS)

218 It's mighty disturbing how these ancient and decrepit creatures desperately cling to power. Despite what I think of him (and it's not much), it appalls me that McCain, dying of BRAIN CANCER for pete's sake, doesn't have the modesty and good sense to retire. Aside from the fact that he's not doing his job, don't you reach the point where you simply retire and let it go. It's pathetic really. And I'd like to think that I have the integrity to maintain this opinion in the case of someone in government who is actually good for the country. Just the corruption of power, I guess. *sigh*

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (44PTs)

219 Her 'healthy' brain is in a jar labeled Abby

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (MeS8s)

220 That boy with his finger in the dyke was a happy, happy boy.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (HiLJ1)

221 But maybe there really WAS a wolf in the theater. Anybody ever consider that?

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (c+2jX)

222 ALH, ugh, I cannot imagine not wanting the last years spent with those I love. Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:12 PM (dPd5y) -------- I can't either, willow. I'd hate to be her. Hate it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (JJZzu)

223 >>192 Number of members in Congress (both houses) under some type of psychiatric care; 500+.

Bet on it. Posted by: Martini Farmer

The House pharmacy said they need a hand truck to bring the Congrescritters their scrips. Most are on psychoactive drugs and heart medications.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (r9UYA)

224 Would either one notice the difference? Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (oivx6) drinks ?

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (bUjCl)

225 Pelosi is turning into Sylvester the Cat.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (eYiH0)

226 204 176 "Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius" Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl) I read that as "Quom tupperware vault perdue, demented hybrid." Although my latin isn't that great. Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (1FhAQ) I call bullshit because I'm sure you know what "cunnilingus" and "fellatio" mean. It's like when people ask me if I can speak Spanish. Of course I can. I cut off Mexicans on the freeway all the time, and they've taught me a lot of Spanish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (0pcqD)

227 It's OK to yell "Michelle Wolf" in a theater, because her shows aren't crowded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (UiRxW)

228
This is from the Collected Works of Imperator Donald J. Trump, isn't it?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (4ErVI)



Ohh!   


Imperator!


Haven't seen that word for years.    Awesome.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (UsCnO)

229 It's all a big joke until somebody puts a wolf in a theater.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)

230 But maybe there really WAS a wolf in the theater. Anybody ever consider that? Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX) And that wolf's name... was Albert Einstein. *everyone stands up and claps*

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (y87Qq)

231 213 I feel the same way. No one ever wished they had spent more time at the office on their death bed.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (8kkL4)

232 My, what big teeth you have doggy! Nice doggy! Nice doggy!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (O5Q3r)

233 196 Think of the pay-per-view receipts from putting her and RBG on an ice floe with a webcam and only one parka. Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (1FhAQ) are we talking food or no food ?? Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (bUjCl) Well, there's food for one of them, at least...

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (1FhAQ)

234 "- I honestly feel sorry for her for continually making such a fool out of herself. " Relax. She is so "out of it" she will never be aware of the fool that she has become.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (3HNOQ)

235 The House pharmacy said they need a hand truck to bring the Congrescritters their scrips. Most are on psychoactive drugs and heart medications. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (r9UYA) Sounds like a good time to do a negative control on the placebo effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (0pcqD)

236 What is the connection between wolves and fire? There was a wolf in _To Build a Fire_

Posted by: Jack London at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (YTxkQ)

237 105 But what if there actually IS a wolf in the theater and you want to warn people? Would that be acceptable to her, do you think? Posted by: bluebell Precisely. Beat me to it.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (c+2jX)

238 If the wulf is named Ilsa all bets are off. Way off.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (MeS8s)

239 The House pharmacy said they need a hand truck to bring the Congrescritters their scrips. Most are on psychoactive drugs and heart medications. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (r9UYA) Monkeys on heroin are not as dependent on it as politicians and their power

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (oFsfu)

240 If you can't cry wolf in a crowded theater, what can you yell?? I will add that I have encountered a couple of wolves-several at a sanctuary, and one at Walmart (because of course I did) and they were all big babies that gave me kisses and went belly up for me. So if I saw those wolves in a theater, I would yell wolf and run to give it tummy rubs. Would that be allowed in Nancy's version of the Constitution?

Posted by: Moki at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (V+V48)

241 If the wulf is named Ilsa all bets are off. Way off. ---- Heh. Glad someone else knows that movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (UiRxW)

242 anyone else having issues with getting on amazon?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (fceHP)

243 Would either one notice the difference? Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (oivx6) drinks ? Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (bUjCl) ----------- NOW you are getting somewhere!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (oivx6)

244 Well, there's food for one of them, at least... Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (1FhAQ) ah, the cannibal angle ! I think it has teeth..

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (bUjCl)

245 230 But maybe there really WAS a wolf in the theater. Anybody ever consider that? Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX) And that wolf's name... was Albert Einstein. *everyone stands up and claps* Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (y87Qq) Is that like Schrödinger's Wolf?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (0pcqD)

246 Are they all in stage-4 syphilis, presumably contracted from Bill? What gives?

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (44PTs)

You can't cry spirochetes in an empty cranium!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (4A5fG)

247 ... sometimes you have to fight wolves with wolves.

Just putting that out there.

Posted by: bananadream at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (YR7aL)

248 I find this entire thread to be juvenile and unproductive. And also, frankly, quite offensive.

Posted by: Rrghr Rrrrghrllrhrlgh, President of the Lupine Thespian Ass'n at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (BRvh1)

249 What if you released a pack of wolves in a theater, but then yelled "FIRE!" Would that be OK?

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (c+2jX)

250 The wolf, the wolf, the wolf is on fire, we don't need no water let that M-F'er burn, Burn M-F'er, BURN! I love that song - let's disco!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (U2JQS)

251 I feel the same way. No one ever wished they had spent more time at the office on their death bed. Posted by: ALH Given the balance in my 401k I will be at the office on my death bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (LsBY9)

252 If you can't cry wolf in a crowded theater, what can you yell?? LONGBOWS!!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (w//GY)

253 anyone else having issues with getting on amazon? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP) yes, just tried it - got a dog pic

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (bUjCl)

254 190 Nancy has circulation problems. To remedy this, her aides insert a "Fister Three Thousand" dildo with Bluetooth into her cooter for public appearances and turn it to eleven when she speaks to vibrate more blood flow to her calcified brain.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (bML9A)


The definition of "too much information".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (UsCnO)

255 Posted by: Moki at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (V+V4 ---- I've known three timberwolves in my life... none of 'em were the belly-rubbin' kind.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (UiRxW)

256 247 ... sometimes you have to fight wolves with wolves. Just putting that out there. Posted by: bananadream at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (YR7aL) Yeah..... no.

Posted by: Michael Vick at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (BRvh1)

257 Vhere volves?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (MeS8s)

258 What if you released a pack of wolves in a theater, but then yelled "FIRE!" Would that be OK? Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX) What if the wolves are armed, and you're giving them the order to fire?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (y87Qq)

259 Posted by: Rrghr Rrrrghrllrhrlgh, President of the Lupine Thespian Ass'n at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (BRvh1) here, boy. c'mon, FETCH! *throws stick*

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (oFsfu)

260 >>216
What instrument was used to depict fire in "Peter and the Fire"?
Posted by: Stu Podaso


The Obone Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I thought it was the Bass Oosik?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

261 And what happens if you go to a wildlife preserve and yell "Theater!"?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (0pcqD)

262 Maybe she doesn't drink enough alcohol. AIR, Dr. Johnny Fever became much more coordinated the drunker he got. Maybe she just needs a shot of tequila before ascending to the microphone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (7UW64)

263 Hillary will come.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelozi at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (x9tR0)

264 We didn't start the wolf.

Posted by: THE piano man at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (YR7aL)

265 I find this entire thread to be juvenile and unproductive. And also, frankly, quite offensive. First timer, eh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (w//GY)

266 Spirit cooking induced kuru...

Posted by: Smash'em at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (4A5fG)

267 Wolf! Duh-duh-DUH I'll teach you to bite!

Posted by: The Crazy World of Arthur Brown at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (c+2jX)

268 It's OK to yell "Michelle Wolf" in a theater, because her shows aren't crowded. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM That reminds me. I used FB for a good purpose a couple days ago, thanks to the Horde. Someone was debating what to get rid of in the entertainment budget and I pulled up the video of Wolf and her salute to abortion. THREE people decided to drop Netflix.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (/+bwe)

269 anyone else having issues with getting on amazon? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP) yes, just tried it - got a dog pic Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl) thanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (fceHP)

270 What if the wolves have flamethrowers?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (qul7b)

271 Imagine her as speaker with the cankles as potus....good grief - Like that Richard Pryor / Gene Wilder movie See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Making fun of the handicapped.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

272 I thought it was the Bass Oosik? Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (r9UYA) Okay, now you have to explain to the folks what an oosik is....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (7UW64)

273 Precisely. Beat me to it. Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX) ------- Yes, well, I've looked into it a little more since I wrote that, by which I mean I looked at Nancy's words again, and she says the Constitution doesn't say we can shout "wolf" in a crowded theater, so I think that means the answer is no. Because we all know Nancy only wants us to do exactly what the Constitution says. If you squint and look real hard under all the flowery handwriting, you can definitely see the word "Obamacare" in there.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (JJZzu)

274 249 What if you released a pack of wolves in a theater, but then yelled "FIRE!" Would that be OK? Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX) Or maybe a bunch of Theater majors in a pack of wolves?

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (1FhAQ)

275 Poor thing. You'd think her family would show some concern and suggest that she call it a day and retire.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (jm1YL)

276 AIR, Dr. Johnny Fever became much more coordinated the drunker he got. Next to the turkey drop, the best WKRP ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (w//GY)

277 All House Democrats serious about the vibrant, diverse future of their party need to retire this poor woman and to select instead, as their leader, Sheila Jackson-Lee.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (6FqZa)

278 Come on baby light my wolf, Come and set the night on -- WOLF!

Posted by: Jim Morrison at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (c+2jX)

279 I'm just concerned, is all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (6FqZa)

280 She is hoping that Trump and Pence can be ousted so that she can be POTUS after the mid-terms./

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (PvFoN)

281 220 That boy with his finger in the dyke was a happy, happy boy. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (HiLJ1) The dyke, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (0pcqD)

282 fire scare wolf

Posted by: gronk at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (Evws/)

283 What if the wolves have flamethrowers? Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM Flammenwolfers?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (2NqXo)

284 When asked if she was ready to take over as Speaker after the 2018 elections, Ms. Pelosi said "Yes! Or course I am! I still have the same wolf in my belly."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (cY3LT)

285 Who's got crazy eyes? I DON'T HAVE CRAZY EYES!! sHE'S GOT CRAZY EYES AND YOU HAVE CRAZY EYES BUT I DON'T HAVE CRAAAAZYY EYYYYES.

Posted by: Occasionally-Cornholed at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (7BywG)

286 253 anyone else having issues with getting on amazon?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP)

yes, just tried it - got a dog pic

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)


yep!     


Amazon is down like Lisa on Peter's peter!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (UsCnO)

287 I pulled up the video of Wolf and her salute to abortion. THREE people decided to drop Netflix. Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (/+bwe) Ayep. I wrote them a note to tell them I was cancelling because of Obama and Wolfe. Just don't need the aggravation, and I certainly don't need to pay for it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (7UW64)

288 "Ready!" "Aim!" "Wolf!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (0pcqD)

289 218 Just the corruption of power, I guess. *sigh* Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (44PTs) That's what I think. It must be that they are so addicted to power that it becomes the whole reason for their existence, and nothing else matters. As for me, I intend to keep working as long as I'm able, but that's just to be useful and keep myself occupied. My job does not involve wielding power over others.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (sdi6R)

290 I will fight any one of you flaming wolves in The Octogenerian!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (O5Q3r)

291 I yanked my subscription to Netflix a couple months ago. When the site asked the reason, I wrote: Susan Rice, the Obamas and Michelle Wolf.

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (44PTs)

292 269 anyone else having issues with getting on amazon? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP) yes, just tried it - got a dog pic Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl) thanks Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (fceHP) Yeesh, the economy will grind to a halt if somebody hacked Amazon.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (1FhAQ)

293 this is cool, if you keep clicking on amazon link provided, you get a different dog breed pics !

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (bUjCl)

294 AMAZON IS DOWN??

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (x9tR0)

295 First time I ever saw Amazon down like this. oh oh o_O

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (fceHP)

296 Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (cY3LT) Harsh take on Red Riding Hood. The wolf must've been beta.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (oFsfu)

297 Nice belt buckle Zombie.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (w4N8W)

298 Mr. Carlson, "As God is my witness, I thought Nancy Pelosi could fly."

Herb, "She forgot her broom."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (MeS8s)

299 Can you yell "repoot" in a crowded elevator?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (+lOpA)

300 I repoot myself all the time but it is usually due to my diet and not alcoholic dementia like San Fran Nan's.

Posted by: Lester at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (LfJIn)

301 Diamonds are a fool and his money...

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (nzKWW)

302 Yup. Got a doggie picture on Amazon. A corgi pup! Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (jm1YL)

303 Michelle Wolf is a good argument for abortion.

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (UdKB7)

304 270 What if the wolves have flamethrowers? ... Just as I planned it

Posted by: Elon Musk at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (U2JQS)

305 "Ready!" "Aim!" "Wolf!" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (0pcqD) Don't one of you wolf until you see the theater of their fires!

Posted by: Col. Prescott at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (y87Qq)

306 Amazon Day is coming up soon, they may be upgrading to handle traffic...and...things happened

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (bUjCl)

307 NYTimes headline: "Amazon is down: women and minorities hardest hit!"

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (44PTs)

308 amazon outage map http://downdetector.com/status/amazon/map/ looks like US and Canada amazons

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (fceHP)

309 If you click the link to the cookbook on the sidebar, that comes up okay. I wonder if you can navigate from there (I didn't try it).

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (JJZzu)

310 What instrument was used to depict fire in "Peter and the Fire"? Posted by: Stu Podaso The Obone Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l) You rang?

Posted by: Ex-Preezy Barack Hussein Obama at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (9q7Dl)

311 Somebody somewhere or another wrote a good article about that tired canard "Fire in a crowded theater." The upshot was that basically "Fire!" is about the only thing you *CAN* yell in a crowded theater. If there is a fire. Anything else you could yell would basically just be disorderly conduct or some other kind of misdemeanor. Also, what happens if you yell "Fire!", people evacuate, but it turns out you were wrong even though you genuinely thought you saw smoke? Is an abundance of caution really that bad? And also also... None of any of that has dick to do with the 1st Amendment. It might have been Charles CW Cooke. Can't remember.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (BRvh1)

312 AMAZON IS DOWN?? We had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: WalMart at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (HiLJ1)

313 295 First time I ever saw Amazon down like this. the Trump curse

Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (nFwvY)

314 Just as I planned it Posted by: Elon Musk at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (U2JQS) And yet sharks with freeking laser beams is all I asked.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (oFsfu)

315 my pussy is on WOLF!!

Posted by: Occasionally-Cornholed at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (7BywG)

316 Michal Moore, "I have not yet begun to wolf...  down my food."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (MeS8s)

317 There's some dumb bitch on the Amazon page.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (+lOpA)

318 Just came from reading #WalkAway. Lib smells bot, calls out poster for only posting since June. Therefore, he's a bot. Begins medium sized back-and-forth with poster she ASSUMED was a bot. Aren't you kind of admitting, that when you boldly assert that somebody is a bot--and then have the same back-and-forth that you would have about how much Trump sucks, with a real person, that you've kind of invalidated the claim that you can spot a bot? Instead she goes straight into argue-about-Trump mode. As if she hadn't crowed about outing a bot.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (vDqXW)

319 You can't feed a wolf on a diet of soy boyns -- no matter how many times you repoot the experiment, the wolf ends up eating you.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (c+2jX)

320 Usually, the biggest cheerleaders for baby murderin' are the ones who have done exactly that. They can't stand to be told that murder is not a very good thing to commit. They are all in, because if they weren't, they might have to repent. Generally, I start the conversation with, "So, when did you have your abortion?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (7UW64)

321 >>Okay, now you have to explain to the folks what an oosik is....

The bone of a walrus.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (r9UYA)

322 263 - Threadwinner!!11

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (tV1En)

323 ''First time I ever saw Amazon down like this. the Trump curse'' That the ticket. It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (jm1YL)

324 Repoot is like reboot. And if you wear boots then you know what I'm talking about. Its obvous!

Posted by: N. Palsy at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (Zmczq)

325 will fight any one of you flaming wolves in The Octogenerian!!! Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM I was debating whether to take a shower tonight or in the morning, but spitting coffee over myself has decided tonight. Thanks!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (/+bwe)

326 The bone of a walrus. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (r9UYA) Coo, coochie, coo

Posted by: I am the Walrus at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (oFsfu)

327 So now I get it!    This is Putin shutting down Amazon just to show Trump how powerful he is!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (UsCnO)

328 All House Democrats serious about the vibrant, diverse future of their party need to retire this poor woman and to select instead, as their leader, Sheila Jackson-Lee. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa) No, Debbie Waffleiron-Schwantz

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (cY3LT)

329 But what if the wolf was trained to pee on the fire? I train wolves for free.

Posted by: Ron Pearlman at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (U2JQS)

330 Flammenwolfers? Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (2NqXo) Wolfenwerfers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (BRvh1)

331 the Trump curse Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (nFwvY) --------------- Is there ANYTHING the man can't do?!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (oivx6)

332 fwiw the AMZN iOS app seems to be working fine.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (y87Qq)

333 320 Excellent icebreaker

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (7BywG)

334 321 >>Okay, now you have to explain to the folks what an oosik is.... The bone of a walrus. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (r9UYA) Actually, the boner thereof.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (7UW64)

335 "Let me stand next to your - - wolf?" Bitch set me up!" - - zombie Hendrix smashing his teleprompter over his Telecaster

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (VM6ev)

336 Does the wolf have an enormous 'schwanstucker' ?

Posted by: Oldnuke at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (3JWR6)

337 Repoop!: To poop again. Like in my pants. Its in the dictionary.

Posted by: N. Palsy at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (Zmczq)

338 You bitch!!!

Posted by: a flaming wolf at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (Evws/)

339 If you have noticed, Amazon will no longer be able to conduct business in this country. We have determined Jeff Bezos is a terrorist threat. We are sorry if this is an inconvenience.
MAGA

Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

340 DiFi is just old and senile and slipping due to old age (her handlers now control nearly everything). Pelosi is off the rails crazy. Blend that level of crazy with hubris and psychotropics. Ugh.

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (K3B2k)

341 Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (/+bwe) ------- That was one of the only times in my life that I saw something, and it actually shocked me that it was in the mainstream media. It's low, even by their standards. I'll bet that even made a lot of Dems feel yucky.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (UiRxW)

342 this is cool, if you keep clicking on amazon link provided, you get a different dog breed pics ! Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (bUjCl) i got two standard poodles once cute one german shepard looking dog rolling on his back - like when they roll over neighborhood dog poop or dead animals they find in the woods

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (fceHP)

343 Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (r9UYA) awesome

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (oFsfu)

344 336 Does the wolf have an enormous 'schwanstucker' ? Posted by: Oldnuke at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (3JWR6) "Ill take Idiot bearded CNN kibbutzniks for $200, Alex."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (VM6ev)

345 Actually, you can navigate on Amazon from the cookbook link. I just tried it. I clicked on one of the suggested things, and that worked, and then I tried searching for something (zombie preparedness gear, if you're wondering), and that worked too.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (JJZzu)

346 318 Instead she goes straight into argue-about-Trump mode. As if she hadn't crowed about outing a bot. Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW) Did the bot pass the Turing test? Has Skynet become self-aware? How do we know she isn't a bot? If two bots get into an argument, does it just continue for eternity?

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (44PTs)

347 Is that a wolf in your pocket or are you Nancy to see me?

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (nzKWW)

348 If Bill Kristol was attacked by a flaming wolf...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (MeS8s)

349 Here wolfsie wolfsie wolfsie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

350 306 Amazon Day is coming up soon, they may be upgrading to handle traffic...and...things happened

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (bUjCl)


So now you are making excuses for Trump and Putin?    Do we have to turn in your name to Robert Mueller?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (UsCnO)

351 When Thad Cochran makes you look like Christopher Pike in comparison...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (VM6ev)

352 A fire in sheep's clothing, that's what Trump is. Excuse me, I have to go vote for Prohibition.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)

353 All House Democrats serious about the vibrant, diverse future of their party need to retire this poor woman and to select instead, as their leader, Sheila Jackson-Lee. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa) No, Debbie Waffleiron-Schwantz Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT) ----------- Come on. Mad Auntie Maxscene is clearly the best choice for them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (oivx6)

354 Anyone ever roasted marshmallows around a campwolf? It's a little tricky, but if you can keep the wolf from eating them, it's fun!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (JJZzu)

355 I have Cory Booker and Bob Melendez as Senators so I can't cast aspersions on any other Congresspeople folks get saddled with. My Representative in the House is not completely odious, however. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR) ------------ Navybrat and I will see your Booker and Melendez and raise you a Kamela and a Feinstein. But, unlike NB, at least I have McCarthy.

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (WEBkv)

356 165 One of these days I'm going to have to face the task of taking the car keys from my elderly parents." We had to do that with my Father in Law about 5 years ago or so. He was quite unhappy, but we convinced him that it wasn't an option because we'd all seen what the back of his car looked like. He had a nice luxury car that was kept in good shape - except the rear end had about 1,000 dents in it. His neck had gotten stiff and he didn't like to turn it around anymore, so he'd gotten into the habit of putting it into reverse and just backing up until he felt a bump, and then going on his way. Yep, you really shouldn't drive any more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (V2Yro)

357 I can get to the Amazon Prime page; I think it's just the main page.

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (bUjCl)

358 I got one of those 3 Fire Moon shirts on amazon before Trump shut it down

Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (nFwvY)

359 "Wait -- dancing with fire? That wasn't in the script!"

Posted by: Kevin Costner at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (c+2jX)

360 339 If you have noticed, Amazon will no longer be able to conduct business in this country. We have determined Jeff Bezos is a terrorist threat. We are sorry if this is an inconvenience. MAGA Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (r9UYA) It would cause mass panic if there was a DOJ take down notice on the home page.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (4ErVI)

361 What if the wolf is in the back row, jacking it to a copy of Roe v. Wade he bought on Amazon?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (qul7b)

362 A dog named Martini

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (fceHP)

363

Come on. Mad Auntie Maxscene is clearly the best choice for them.


Ay, claro que no,Poppy!

Posted by: Alexandria Che Antifa Ocasio-Guppy-Face Cortez Castro-Mendoza-Nihongo-Chihuahua at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (x9tR0)

364 Looks like just the Amazon homepage is FUBAR, still can get to my story

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07769T9FZ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (MeS8s)

365 Grab the fire by both ears. Don't let go or you're dead.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (2NqXo)

366 Ah Well, well, well, well, well, well, well Wow, wow, wow (hoo hoo hoo) I was slippin' into darkness When they took my wolf away I was slippin' into darkness When they took, when they took my wolf away

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

367 Leaving aside Pelosi's brain shart, it's kind of obnoxious for her to bring up "shouting fire in a crowded theater" since that's all the Democrats do. They tell lies in order to incite panic and cause radical, extreme behavior. If there's anyone who deserves to be trampled to death like Kevin Bacon in Animal House, it's the Democrats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (/qEW2)

368 All House Democrats serious about the vibrant, diverse future of their party need to retire this poor woman and to select instead, as their leader, Sheila Jackson-Lee.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)


No, Debbie Waffleiron-Schwantz
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)

-----------

Come on. Mad Auntie Maxscene is clearly the best choice for them.

I'll be along soon!

Posted by: Little Miss Communist From The Bronx at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

369 re 213

ALH, ugh, I cannot imagine not wanting the last years spent with those I love.

being Speaker of the House is Pelosi's idea of being with those she loves.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (KxbBq)

370 TO BE FAIR: The Constitution doesn't say a person can shout "Wolf!" in a theater. I have read it, it isn't in there.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (DH5wZ)

371 Amazon is mort? I just printed off a return label before coming here, literally 15 minutes ago. I guess I did it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (cY3LT)

372 Fever's reaction time got quicker the drunker he got. And loved when Venus walked into Carlson's office 5 sheets gone and wearing that fishing hat with ahoy a foot long bill. Hey Art, like my new brim? Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (Z7oqE)

373 His neck had gotten stiff and he didn't like to turn it around anymore, so he'd gotten into the habit of putting it into reverse and just backing up until he felt a bump, and then going on his way. Yep, you really shouldn't drive any more. Posted by: Tom Servo Driving by Braille.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (LsBY9)

374 Bonwolves of the Vanities.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (BRvh1)

375 I can get to the Amazon Prime page; I think it's just the main page. Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (bUjCl) seems so. I can get to other books I had bookmarked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (fceHP)

376 Usually, the biggest cheerleaders for baby murderin' are the ones who have done exactly that. They can't stand to be told that murder is not a very good thing to commit. They are all in, because if they weren't, they might have to repent. "So when you're on your death bed, are you going have an array of coat hangers around you?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (0pcqD)

377 So does Amazon have a barrel?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (oFsfu)

378 (zombie preparedness gear, if you're wondering) Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (JJZzu) -------------- As the official AoS HQ Mistress of Shiv, I would assume you looked at something in a nice machete?

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (WEBkv)

379 Amazocolypse Now

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (x9tR0)

380 Also, from last thread, which I missed, Paul Ryan says that Page has to come in because subpoenas are not optional. Or what? Ryan will be very, very cross?

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (DH5wZ)

381 She is hoping that Trump and Pence can be ousted so that she can be POTUS after the mid-terms.. Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (PvFoN) *** Can't you just imagine Nanzi as POTUS. Just being speaker, she demanded an AF plane, had the giant gavel to highlight her power. Very much like Hillary. The only difference being Nancy rambles on like your fuzzy old aunt, vs Hillary's nurse Rachet voice.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (eASYU)

382 Light my wolf Light my wolf Light my wolf Light my wolf Light my wolf

Posted by: Jose Feliciano at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (c+2jX)

383 Nood

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (oivx6)

384 So, she's literally "lost"her mind. And half the time I can't even get the "You do not choose to support DC" option to work.

Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (If3tB)

385 FUCK YES I AM COMING! AND YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO PAYYY!!!!!

Posted by: Occasionally-Cornholed at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (7BywG)

386 WTF do you people want?! I'm trying to get some sleep here!

Posted by: zombie amadeus at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (Evws/)

387 Sarah Palin once shot a wolf in a crowded theater.

Posted by: Mega at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (rv0Fo)

388 People with wolf crotches have no souls.

Posted by: Nanci Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (of+54)

389 380 Also, from last thread, which I missed, Paul Ryan says that Page has to come in because subpoenas are not optional. Or what? Ryan will be very, very cross? Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (DH5wZ) One stern letter, comin' up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (0pcqD)

390 So does Amazon have a barrel? Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (oFsfu) https://tinyurl.com/ydhgbqn9

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (y87Qq)

391 To Amazon's credit, they've got some cute pups.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (1FhAQ)

392 Crap... can't say Wolf in a crowded theatre??? /sings... Hungry like the wolf.... there goes our comeback...

Posted by: Duran Duran at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

393 Hungry like the fire


Posted by: Duran Squared at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (8iiMU)

394 You da man! No, you da man! No, you da man!

Posted by: Lesbians Arguing at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

395 Eugene Gu, the former Vanderbilt surgery resident whose claims to fame have been paying Planned Parenthood for fetal tissue, suing Donald trump for blocking him on Twitter, and kneeling in solidarity with the NFL protestors while wearing his Vanderbilt scrubs and was subsequently fired from his residency for those things, has also been stalking an ex girlfriend by using a sock puppet Twitter account and accused a Gomerblog writer of racism for having an avitar of an ophthalmoscope wearing a top hat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (wdmm9)

396 The only time I want to repoot is after a one-night stand with Imogen Poots.

Posted by: Jose Feliciano at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (c+2jX)

397 390 So does Amazon have a barrel? Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (oFsfu) https://tinyurl.com/ydhgbqn9 Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq) Oh, I get those by the case. Damn convenient.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (1FhAQ)

398 And now, the young Drew Barrymore stars in "Wolfstarter"



Posted by: Stupid Comercial at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (8iiMU)

399 well sure lowlife deplorables don't understand the nuanced Deep Thoughts of Pelosi yelling wolf in a crowded theater of the absurd.

But really, if there was a wolf in a theater, what else would you yell?  Sure there has never been a wolf in a theater, but fires there don's happen either.

Pelosi grew up with her daddy in bed with the mob ... she knows mob wolves (in bed with city/state government) are worse than fires, and she knows the first rule of wolves (mobs/fight club) is you don't yell about your connection to the mob.

seems pretty clear to me.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (bT8Z4)

400 was it " the emperor of the ninth" L A city councilman I used to see led in by handlers for votes, senile as hell, drooling, "oh look cake!" as other members put forth the great work of the city. yeah.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (tV1En)

401 A fire in the bush is worth two wolfs in the theater?

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (zLDYs)

402 I fell into a burning ring wolf . . . It burns, burns, burns, that ring of wolf Johnny Cash

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (44PTs)

403 How do we know she isn't a bot? If two bots get into an argument, does it just continue for eternity? Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (44PTs) --- Well, I'm thinking--and this is the hard part about absolute truths--perhaps the Russian software can post simple phrases, but can alert a human operative (Russian, of course) if they receive feedback of certain types. Sure, it's far-fetched and unnecessary, but it wouldn't be that hard, to alert a human through software. So, it's not like you can rule it *completely* out. It's just not that likely.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (vDqXW)

404 @383

You lied.  What nood?

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (LHT0w)

405 The last coherent thought she will be able to form will be "Must ... hold on to power!" The ultimate focus of her will.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

406 The Great San Francisco Wolf of 1906 was caused by an earthquake.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (m+Of+)

407 135 Let's not get too complacent about November. Don't count your chickens before they cross the road and come home to roost. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi And all those chikens jump in the same basket. I love when they do that! Don't forget the basket. And the eggs. Which came first, of course. Can't have have a good omlette without eggs! Breakfast is the most important meal. I like egg omlettes!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi [i] at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (0xY45)

408 Hillary's body is failing. Nancy's brain is failing. The obvious solution is to remove Nancy's head and transplant Hillary's head onto her body.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (/qEW2)

409 Fickin' A. A sane Liberal Professor was just on Tucker's Show. I could have dinner with that guy.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (m+Of+)

410 EM WOLFEN FOADY FI!!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (rv0Fo)

411 Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (m+Of+)

Just keep your back against any available wall

Posted by: Mega at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (rv0Fo)

412 It might have been Charles CW Cooke. Can't remember. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM I remember that opinion piece but I think it was Eugene Volokh. His point was that Justice Holmes used the example because people had been trampled by false alarms, so knowingly causing a panic was actionable. Volokh used the modern example of false valor frauds.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (/+bwe)

413 395 Eugene Gu,..... Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (wdmm9) --------------------- Um. He sounds nice.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 04:34 PM (0jtPF)

414 You don't want to be an "American Idiot"? I have good news for you, Billie Jo Armstrong... you're Canadian! So, you're a Canadian idiot, not an American one.

Glad I could clear that up for you. Have a nice day! Oh, and, uh... pull up your frickin' pants, like a big boy, would you? You're, what, like, 50 years old, right?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 11, 2018 05:30 PM (wSC8T)

415 "Because that's what people with healthy brains do. But people with healthy brains also garble and slur their words. Which she's also doing:... People with healthy brains also confuse "fire" with "wolf."" Shhhh... keep it to yourself lest San Francisco elects a competent replacement for the old coot.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at July 11, 2018 05:39 PM (kDbfZ)

416 In fairness, repoot made me laugh .

Posted by: Kevin at July 11, 2018 05:39 PM (iYpgi)

417 You can't shout "Wolf" in a crowded theatre because your ticket probably says you'll be quiet during the show. It's more of a contract thing probably than a first amendment thing. Same goes with "Fire".

Posted by: Realityman at July 12, 2018 01:32 AM (7NSrk)

418 You must Never shout Theater in a crowd of Wolves.... or something.

Posted by: Bully at July 12, 2018 09:16 AM (ObJ5s)

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