July 31, 2007

Murtha Believes Apparent Surge Success Due To Magical Trickery And Sorcerous Confoundments
— Ace

Reality- based.


Posted by: Ace at 11:00 AM | Comments (20)
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1 The economy's fine, unemployment is low, the surge seems to be working....not looking good for democrats.

Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2007 11:03 AM (+aNmG)

2

>>And Sorcerous Confoundments


It is called the Confundus charm, Ace. Harry Potter uses it on the Gringotts Goblins. Murtha, being no better than a Goblin, is equally susceptible.


Posted by: Tushar D at July 31, 2007 11:03 AM (IlgNp)

3 Man, living Rowling's dream...

Posted by: ushie at July 31, 2007 11:04 AM (ljcNo)

4 He's right, that's why David Blaine and Criss Angel are going to be nominated to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Posted by: Drew at July 31, 2007 11:08 AM (hlYel)

5 I want some of what he's smoking.

Posted by: Kaitain at July 31, 2007 11:08 AM (4ep6C)

6

Kaitain,


Murtha is smoking Robert Byrd's pole and Hillary's a$$. Are you sure you want to smoke that?


Posted by: Tushar D at July 31, 2007 11:12 AM (IlgNp)

7 Tushar

NO SPOILERS!

Kidding, but I'm just 150 pages into this last book.  Just to be in on all the fuss.


Posted by: ace at July 31, 2007 11:17 AM (1UCRY)

8 So, Ace, then Harry and Hermione...and then Ron...and then Snape...

Posted by: ushie at July 31, 2007 11:18 AM (ljcNo)

9

I would totally do Hillary.


Don't get me wrong. I hate that bitch.


I'd still do her.


Not because she's attractive - she's not. But she's Hillary Clinton.


But it would have to be degrading sex. Like doggy style or something. And I'd smack her ass and call her a communist.


Posted by: Entropy at July 31, 2007 11:18 AM (m6c4H)

10

Sorry Ace,


I did not know you were reading it.


The real spoiler is that Voldemort saves a bunch of money on Broom insurance by switching to Geico.


Posted by: Tushar D at July 31, 2007 11:21 AM (IlgNp)

11

Was it just me or did Murtha provide the exact same answer he would have given if the bearer of possible good news in Iraq had been Bush instead of a couple of liberals. 


 


If I was as dependent on the war being lost as the Dems/Kos krowd I would just accuse the authors of writing that piece for the publicity.  You have to admit they have recieved a McCain style "Maverick" love storm from the right of center (not to mention a lot of air time on all media outlets).


Posted by: Big E at July 31, 2007 11:22 AM (uw1/g)

12

Confoundments. 


I'm going to use that words in a sentence ten times today.


Posted by: kevlarchick at July 31, 2007 11:34 AM (Absaq)

13

This guy is the biggest fucking tool in Washington.


Check out the nay votes from today's ethics reform bill.  He was one of only 8 congressmen to vote against it.  It passed 411-8.


Posted by: RobG at July 31, 2007 12:01 PM (6Oq7N)

14 Expecto Patronum!! 

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at July 31, 2007 12:01 PM (+oZBt)

15 Doesn't this douchewad hvae to run back to JAHNStahn to name something after himself and then fuck over more Marines?

This guy is such an asshole.

Posted by: Lt. Col. E Buzz Miller at July 31, 2007 12:14 PM (sf4Oe)

16

Jesus H Christ what an imbecile. He declares it a failure and wants to pull out because the Iraqi's don't have enough hours of electricity a day?


This man is a shameful, shameful demagogue.


Posted by: Entropy at July 31, 2007 12:43 PM (HgAV0)

17 Confound that General Petraeus and his Surge of +6!

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at July 31, 2007 01:35 PM (w4Bx4)

18 Now, that Murtha is a man, not like you wingnutty chickenhawk facist neocons.  I would gladly fellate him, and swallow too.

Posted by: Usagi BimJimbo at July 31, 2007 01:39 PM (Ivufb)

19 What can you say but unfuc-ing believable?  My father was a Marine for 20 years, I think I'm glad he's not alive to hear the shit that spews from this EX-Marine!

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