July 31, 2015

MSNBC Axes Ed Show, Alex Wagner; Lets Go Krystal Ball, Toure.
But Now They're Bringing In Their Big Guns -- Brian Williams

— Ace

That'll fix things up just right.

Shows being canceled outright include The Cycle, a multiple-host show similar to Fox’s The Five, Now with Alex Wagner, and The Ed Show. Politico reports that MSNBC President Phil Griffin is expected to make the formal announcement as soon as Thursday.

Not all of the hosts of the three canceled shows are leaving. Alex Wagner is expected to remain with the network as is Ari Melber, one of the co-hosts of The Cycle. However, TV Newser reports that Ed Schultz, Abby Huntsman, Toure, and Krystal Ball are "out."

Brian Williams will be hosting a new "News" show, with the actual quotes actually in the title.

Actually, the full title is

Breaking "News" & Storytime Adventure Hour with Your Host, Captain Brian Williams

Okay I made all that up, but seriously, they should put "News" in quotes. That would be funny.

No longer having steady employment on TV, Ed Schultz, Krystal Ball, and Toure announced their plans for a more "interactive" sort of programming, which they described as "annoying people on a one-on-one fashion in the streets or shopping malls."


The network’s decline is being blamed on the heavy focus on progressive commentary over straight news. A Pew Research report published in 2013 found that MSNBC was 85% commentary and 15% "factual reporting."

Brian Williams is hoped to bring that up to as high as 17% "factual reporting."

Meanwhile, there's just more Democrat/Media incest-- Alex Wagner's husband (whose wedding was attended by both the Obama's and the Ayers/Dohrn coupling), former White House chef Sam Kass, has been hired by NBC.

NBC is said to be "excited" (no really) to have yet another Obamoid on the payroll.

Co-host Savannah Guthrie gushed: "...we've got an exciting announcement. You guys remember Sam Kass, of course he’s the former assistant White House chef, executive director of the First Lady's Let's Move campaign, and nutrition advisor to the President....He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst."

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM | Comments (296)
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1 Wow! I am living a hour into the future.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:02 PM (1ijHg)

2 OK.  So Ace's timestamp went back an hour.  But did you notice I posted a comment BEFORE he posted the article?

Pretty cool, huh?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:04 PM (1ijHg)

3 since i never turn on the vidiot, this is not relevant to my interests...

except of course, that it continues to fuel my fantasy that a major member of the MFM might have to either file BK, or even go out of business.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2015 01:05 PM (RiMtm)

4 I am going to miss the talking horse show.

Posted by: charles w at July 31, 2015 01:05 PM (aWVZk)

5 Krystal Ball probably should have seen this coming.

Posted by: Lauren at July 31, 2015 01:06 PM (U8A7b)

6 OT:

Within the next week or so, I expect some MAJOR BREAKING NEWS!!! to suck as much attention out of the still-breaking PP story as possible. The dead lion didn't quite do it. Ginned-up passing social outrage du jour won't do it. The PP horror will impact a whole lot of politicians so whatever it is, it'll have to be big.

If I end up wrong, feel free to barrel me for my false prediction, I'll go quietly. But I put NOTHING past these people anymore.

Posted by: doomed and then some at July 31, 2015 01:07 PM (bGLSw)

7 "senior food analyst"...

is that before or after consumption?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2015 01:07 PM (RiMtm)

8 So, did they hire Kass to make up for letting his wife go?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

9 He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst.

Well, of course.  He would never accede to such an insult as NBC's JUNIOR food analyst. 


Seriously, WTF?  Is food now progressive?   Yes, yes it is.  Can you say arugula?  I knew that you could.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2015 01:07 PM (LAe3v)

10 So, did they hire Kass to make up for letting his wife go? Od

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

11 Good riddance to them all!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:08 PM (iQIUe)

12 #6: terror attack or another shooting spree by some unhinged leftard?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2015 01:08 PM (RiMtm)

13 It's sad but true: Everyone they let go has more credibility than Brian Williams.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at July 31, 2015 01:09 PM (i0tgq)

14 I'm astonished that wall-to-wall lefty propaganda doesn't sell. 

Posted by: Air America at July 31, 2015 01:09 PM (LAe3v)

15 12 #6: terror attack or another shooting spree by some unhinged leftard?

Same thing, really, but probably option 2.

Posted by: doomed and then some at July 31, 2015 01:09 PM (bGLSw)

16 >>He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst. I guess this means that this is big on the Obama agenda? I recall Nancy Snyderman, MD, has a one-hour MSNBC morning show that lasted from the time Congress started the Obamacare push to the time it was enacted. Uncanny timing, eh? It's almost like NBC was providing some sort of propaganda support to the WH in getting it passed. But that would never happen....

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

17 I strongly feel that getting rid of Toure is racist. Oh wait...no...that feeling is me having to take a dump.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 01:10 PM (oFCZn)

18 Last time this happened was when Carter and Reagan closed down the nut houses and loosed all the crazies on the street.,we're still reeling.

Posted by: Pat at July 31, 2015 01:10 PM (nwnmt)

19 Brian Williams is hoped to bring that up to as high as 17% "factual reporting." -------------- Uh... -X-Y = -(X+Y)

Posted by: Olby at July 31, 2015 01:11 PM (9mTYi)

20 17 I strongly feel that getting rid of Toure is racist.

Oh wait...no...that feeling is me having to take a dump. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Your confusion is understandable.  Both involve expelling a turd.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2015 01:11 PM (LAe3v)

21 Mr. Ed is out? MR. ED IS OUT????!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 01:11 PM (8ZskC)

22 Dear doomed and then some,

Sometime in the next few years, maybe not tomorrow or next month, but sometime in the next few years we will be hit.  We will be hit hard.  Life as we know it, the American experiment, will be over.

You read it here first.

I hope and pray (what's that?  look it up!)  that I am wrong.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:11 PM (1ijHg)

23 Alternate title: NBC Flushes Idiots who are no longer Usefull

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

24 "Co-host Savannah Guthrie gushed: "...we've got an exciting announcement. You guys..." Stupid blithering bint. Where do they get these dumb, dumb women. The supply seems endless.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 31, 2015 01:12 PM (s/yC1)

25 A lot of ex US Attys are crazy. When the Troy Davis thing was a thing, an ex US Atty would post about how she was willing to switch places with him and be executed in his stead. Seriously? How dishonest! She knew that it wd never happen, so why say it? To announce herself as a candidate for sainthood? Now, I'm reading about some other ex US Atty asking for Leonard Peltier to be granted clemency. Guess we will hear a ton of that shit b/c obama is their last shot to get the disgusting thug double murderer out. He deserved the death penalty but it was struck down at the time. He shot those two agents while they begged for their lives. He also ordered a woman to be beat, repeatedly raped, and shot in the head. Who in hell would want him free? Oh, yeah, a leftard. spit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)

26 'Seriously, You Guys' w/ Brian Williams

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:13 PM (75gXb)

27 He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst. "Let's blame our ratings failure on the fact that until now we had a shitty senior food analyst."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

28 OUT? TOURE IS OUT?? HE'S OUT?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 31, 2015 01:13 PM (VMVmg)

29
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land, the sun is shining bright
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light

And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout
But there is no joy in Voxville

Mighty Toure has -- struck out

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 01:13 PM (kdS6q)

30 Did you say Senior Turd Analyst?

Posted by: I'm a Floater, or at least I identify as such at July 31, 2015 01:14 PM (N787Q)

31 >>>"...we've got an exciting announcement. You guys remember Sam Kass, of course he's the former assistant White House chef, executive director of the First Lady's Let's Move campaign, and nutrition advisor to the President....He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst."<<<




Is he there to feed the Sharpton bobble-head?

Posted by: Resist Food He Much at July 31, 2015 01:14 PM (d+1U8)

32 And chinless wonder Chuck Todd is getting a one-hour show in addition to his Meet the Press duties. Too much cowbell? Yep.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

33 Dear doomed and then some,

Sometime in the next few years, maybe not tomorrow or next month, but sometime in the next few years we will be hit. We will be hit hard. Life as we know it, the American experiment, will be over.

You read it here first.

I hope and pray (what's that? look it up!) that I am wrong.


* * *

I said a week or so. And big, or at least deliberately made out to be bigger than similar recent stories. And as I said, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

Posted by: doomed and then some at July 31, 2015 01:14 PM (bGLSw)

34 Pat,  IIRC Reagan, as governor of California, was being sued.  He had no legal justification for keeping the "non-violent" crazies in the mental hospitals.  So he had to let them out.  Kind of like the thing in the news today about the Federal judge letting out of detention all those illegal aliens.  The Liberals want the crazies and the illegals out on the streets.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:14 PM (1ijHg)

35 "Food analyst" A veritable Terdunken of moronic self-importance and soul-dessicating pseudo-technicalese all wrapped up in a giant douche.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at July 31, 2015 01:15 PM (k8tEg)

36 OT: Baby butcher topic. I follow Kyle Clark a Colorado NBC anchor who generally seems reasonable. he and someone else are watching the full latest video and he says: Full footage shows pro-life activists trying to bait @PPRockyMountain into unethically changing abortion technique. Doctor refused. Full footage: @PPRockyMountain suggested activists go to Boulder's Dr Warren Hern for late term fetuses. No interest. PP was the target. On video, @PPRockyMountain medical director says by end of 2015 they will start doing abortions up to 20 weeks. Late-term is after 20 weeks. Has any of the Horde watched the entire thing, and does that seem accurate? I'd hate to think the sting group *did* give grounds for the "deceptive editing" claims, and would also hate to think that I was so mistaken in the character of what seemed to be one of the few legit newsies.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2015 01:15 PM (GDulk)

37 Who is that black comedian with the big ugly fro and who is never funny? Maybe they can get him to do news.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:15 PM (iQIUe)

38 CECIL GOT SHOT BY A WHITE HUNTER!

Posted by: CURTIS` MOM at July 31, 2015 01:15 PM (Cq0oW)

39 1 Wow! I am living a hour into the future.

I'm impressed.

Posted by: Edison Carter at July 31, 2015 01:15 PM (o78gS)

40 If I end up wrong, feel free to barrel me for my false prediction

Making a prediction that sucks ass isn't a barreling offense. But it may get you laughed at.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (VMVmg)

41 Under development: Born Free, Died for $50k: The True Story of Cecil the Friendly Lion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC)

42 Savannah Guthrie really is stupid. She was too dumb to work as a fluffer at a bukakke shoot so she decided to be a journalist instead.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (oFCZn)

43 37 Who is that black comedian with the big ugly fro and who is never funny? Maybe they can get him to do news. Cornell West?

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (75gXb)

44 I used to give advice on what certain people should eat.

Didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (d+1U8)

45 Doomed... I assume the missing plani being found (if true) will do the trick for a while.

Posted by: Beth M at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (kiy9d)

46 Lauren,You are back from being banned? I wonder if GMAC is too?

Posted by: Carol at July 31, 2015 01:16 PM (sj3Ax)

47 >>Who is that black comedian with the big ugly fro and who is never funny? Kamu Bell?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

48 Edison,

When I posted the first comment, Ace's timestamp was 7:03pm.  By the time I read my comment, it had changed.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:18 PM (1ijHg)

49 'If I Did It' w/ Brian Williams

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:18 PM (75gXb)

50 I'm still laughing at the tapes of the woman swinging at the cop and another one jumping on his back while the usual suspects claim they dintdunuffin.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:18 PM (iQIUe)

51 Does the 2% improvement in factual reporting projected by the addition of Brian Williams account for his embellishments? 

IOW, is it gross or net?

And, with the departure of Toure, is the Jeri Curl finally dead?

Posted by: Adjoran at July 31, 2015 01:18 PM (QIQ6j)

52 >>Savannah Guthrie really is stupid. And Mika is a brain surgeon?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:18 PM (NOIQH)

53 "He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst." The MSNBC Deputy Food Analyst could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 01:18 PM (8ZskC)

54 14 inches of rain in the past 2 days in Florida.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:19 PM (iQIUe)

55 But with the retention of Chris Matthews, Lawrence O'Donnell, and Rachel Maddow, MSNBC has held on to it's hard-core, dense-packed crazy.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 01:19 PM (VMVmg)

56 Hey cool! I'm now competing with Shep! By the way, I'm gay. Yup, so you better watch me you homophobes. JK. You aren't homophobes, mostly anyway.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 31, 2015 01:19 PM (TxJGV)

57 45 Doomed... I assume the missing plani being found (if true) will do the trick for a while.

Good guess but too many people have already forgot the plane was ever hijacked. Not that many cared in the first place. This is different...the PP story has legs. Everyday people who are usually low info are aware of it and talking about it. That won't do.

Posted by: doomed and then some at July 31, 2015 01:20 PM (bGLSw)

58 Goats have had enough of the rain: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:20 PM (iQIUe)

59 Coming soon... the Rachel Maddow Sandcastle Selfie Hour

Posted by: MSLSD at July 31, 2015 01:21 PM (d+1U8)

60
Abby Huntsman....




Oh noes!  How will we reach LGBT-RND(0) Northeastern man-purse millennials with our message of moderation? Maybe we should start advertising on theunderside of Greek yogurt lids?

Posted by: The GOP

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 01:21 PM (kdS6q)

61 We'll always have Peruvia and that subway picture from Hurricane Sandy, Toure.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 01:21 PM (mhkbv)

62 So what courses do you have to take in college to get hired by MSNBC as a "food analyst"?

Or can I be like Ed Schultz who did a lot of free-lancing?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 01:22 PM (VMVmg)

63 O/T Ashley Olsen becomes Amish.


http://tinyurl.com/olc56k9

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:22 PM (1ijHg)

64 Special Ed is from right here in my hometown. Even our local socialists don't like him. I'm surprised he's lasted this long. And Alex Wagner is cute. I don't know if I've ever heard a word she's said, but she's cute. Maybe she'll land a job with the Today Show? They seem to like cute & vapid.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 01:22 PM (VGGOE)

65 41 Under development: Born Free, Died for $50k: The True Story of Cecil the Friendly Lion Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 06:16 PM (8ZskC) Amazingly, someone actually talked to people who live in Zimbabwe about the whole thing and they were all like "So?" One guy was saying they kill lions all the time because they've attacked and killed people in villages. None of them gave a fat shit. Once again the Hurr Durr crowd stomps over the black people to DO THE RIGHT THING ZOMG SERIOUS YOU GUYZ!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 01:22 PM (oFCZn)

66 Brian Williams must have some serious dirt on some big exec at that network.  At this point, who the fcuk would watch him?

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2015 01:22 PM (UzPAd)

67 >>"He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst." Translation: He's NBC's top Obama liaison. Kass is one of Obama's favorite golf buddies, and he's also tight w/Michelle as he co-led the Let's Move program with her. He used to cook for the Obamas back in Chicago. You do not get any tighter than this unless you hire ValJar as your senior WH propaganda enforcer.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

68 My nipples itch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

69 And Sharpton still has a show?

Posted by: RGallegos at July 31, 2015 01:23 PM (loUCK)

70 Hired Kass as "food analyst" (does he stick food in his butt?) so the wife can go have a baby.

Posted by: imp at July 31, 2015 01:23 PM (XIXZz)

71 Why not? In this media environment where PP is not news or is declared fake you need a fabulist to tell the truth. How low have the mighty fallen?

Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2015 01:24 PM (hFTMS)

72 Who is Ed Schultz related to? I mean really...does he have naked pictures of important people or what. The man is a no talent, brainless hack. How an ass clown like Ed Schultz can get on TV is proof positive I could shit in a bag and sell it to MSNBC.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2015 01:24 PM (JG47A)

73 Senior Food Analyst.....? Translation....All Kale, All The Time.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2015 01:24 PM (/HC6x)

74 Please tell me Melitha Harrith Perry is still around...

... or else, what are we going to do with all these tampon earrings?!

Posted by: MSLSD wardrobe dept. at July 31, 2015 01:25 PM (d+1U8)

75 Ah, I remember way back when Fat Eddie was gonna be the Man Who Took Down Rush! Seems like only yesterday.
Anybody know if the The Great Plagiarist Mike Barnicle is still allowed to hang around and steal money?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2015 01:25 PM (YFFpo)

76 I remember a post here that all MSNBC anchors hated Brian Williams & made fun of him at XMas party.
This explains it!

Posted by: Carol at July 31, 2015 01:25 PM (sj3Ax)

77 In Africa, in small villages, where the houses are really just huts made out of straw, nobody sheds a tear for a dead lion. 

Those fuckers kill people all the time.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:25 PM (1ijHg)

78 Here is a withering piece by Matthew Continetti about a year ago on this Alex Wagner and the chef. "Love in the Time of Obama." Everything you imagined and worse. http://tinyurl.com/o234w6q

Posted by: rrpjr at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (s/yC1)

79 an NBC News senior food analyst LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (MYSVz)

80 hey remember back in May when three shows had to put together a "sizzle" reel? http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=356532

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (z/Ubi)

81 The dog's character in John Wick is named Daisy. In real life the dog is Andy. So a boy dog? How did they hide his weiner? FX?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (iQIUe)

82 55 But with the retention of Chris Matthews, Lawrence O'Donnell, and Rachel Maddow, MSNBC has held on to it's hard-core, dense-packed crazy. Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 06:19 PM (VMVmg) I saw that as anal retention. And El Kabong is on fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (oFCZn)

83 btw, I would hit Alex Wagner. 

She wouldn't have me though.  Oh well.  Her loss.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (1ijHg)

84
"He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst."




"Lane, there's a hot kale related story down on the waterfront.  I want you to cover it."

"I'm on it Chief.  Come on Smallville, tag along and see how a real reporter works."

"And don't call me Chief!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 01:26 PM (kdS6q)

85 Mmmmmmmmmm, food analyst.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 31, 2015 01:27 PM (W5DcG)

86 In this media environment where PP is not news or is declared fake... Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2015 06:24 PM (hFTMS) The official WH position now is that the PP videos are "fraudulent." We've now gone full Orwell.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 31, 2015 01:27 PM (s/yC1)

87 How an ass clown like Ed Schultz can get on TV is proof positive I could shit in a bag and sell it to MSNBC.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2015 06:24 PM (JG47A)


Only if it's progressive shit. If you sent them conservative shit, they'll just reject it, and tell you "this is a bag of shit."

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 01:27 PM (VMVmg)

88 >>>In Africa, in small villages, where the houses are really just huts made out of straw, nobody sheds a tear for a dead lion.
Those fuckers kill people all the time.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 06:25 PM (1ijHg)<<<




Sure, they give him a cutesy name like Cecil and everbody'll love him.



Avenge us!

Posted by: The Ghost and The Darkness at July 31, 2015 01:28 PM (d+1U8)

89 Cecil would be a good food analyst but Cecil dead!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)

90 Yup, you can't spell "food analyst" without "anal". Just sayin Sam.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2015 01:28 PM (9iR5/)

91 Looks as if Andy Lack's just spitballin'.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 31, 2015 01:29 PM (U6f54)

92 Alex is connected - she'll land on her feet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Wagner

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

93 Seriously, where is my job at NBC as Senior Asshole Analyst. It would be awesome television.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2015 01:29 PM (/HC6x)

94 I got willowed.Can we talk about They Live in this thread?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 01:29 PM (sPO3u)

95 >>>55 But with the retention of Chris Matthews, Lawrence O'Donnell, and Rachel Maddow, MSNBC has held on to it's hard-core, dense-packed crazy. Is Maddow still a major shot-caller over at MSNBC? Last I heard, she was kind of the Queen/King/Non-Gender-Specific-Overlord of the newsroom and had a lot of control over who was hired and getting air time. Like her protege', Chris 'Get Yer Red Hots' Hayes.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:30 PM (75gXb)

96 So will they team Kass with Arianna?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 01:30 PM (rNQTc)

97 I used to be a Food Artist but I had to pay The Man for rent n shit so I sold out and became a Food Analyst Fucking capitalism.

Posted by: Millenia Doosh at July 31, 2015 01:31 PM (k8tEg)

98 I saw Ed Schultz, Krystal Ball, and Toure at the carnival, opening for the Yak woman

Posted by: the Butcher at July 31, 2015 01:31 PM (fUjxW)

99 NBC News senior food analyst I feel sorry for the NBC News junior food analysts, the NBC News assistant food analysts, and the NBC News associate food analysts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2015 01:31 PM (MYSVz)

100 Da raciss wi'folks at NBC be breaking bad on the brutha!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 31, 2015 01:31 PM (Kucy5)

101 I'm amazed you all know this much about MSNBC...I can't watch that station for more than 45 seconds. You just know everything coming out of their mouths is a made up lie.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2015 01:32 PM (YP6Ap)

102 'Don't Cry For Me Peruvia' - Toure Neblit (2015)

Posted by: Garrett at July 31, 2015 01:32 PM (tFNnl)

103 Good to know there is a shelf-life on some of the crazies.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2015 01:32 PM (VboS7)

104 New York gonna burn!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 31, 2015 01:32 PM (Kucy5)

105 81 The dog's character in John Wick is named Daisy. In real life the dog is Andy. So a boy dog? How did they hide his weiner? FX? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 06:26 PM (iQIUe) Lassie was a tranny you know.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (z/Ubi)

106 They only fired Toure because he's vaguely black.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

107 Is this something? No, really, it just dropped out of my nose.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (+jijM)

108 My Venn Diagram this week will be depicting the relationship between legumes and Crone's Disease.

Posted by: The MSNBC Senior Food Analyst at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (8ZskC)

109 Oh, wait, black people don't watch MSNBC.

Never mind.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (Kucy5)

110 I'm still eagerly awaiting the hiring of MSNBC's Senior Foreign Affairs Analyst, Marie Harf in about 2017 or so. "Gee, Brian. I don't know how the Iranians could have nuked Israel. It was a completely unforeseen tragedy that no one could have anticipated."

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (75gXb)

111 Did anybody ever consider how annoying drones are in an urban setting? Besides intruding and being able to see into your windows, the noise they make? I guess the response is to take them to court but that costs money and takes too long when you can put a stop to it immediately by shooting it. There was a guy in Santa Monica who took his tshirt off, twisted it and snapped that drone out of the sky. He was arrested, too. But dont we have the right to be left alone anymore?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:33 PM (iQIUe)

112 92 Alex is connected - she'll land on her feet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Wagner Posted by: Lizzy ------------------------------ Heh. I like how the page already says "she WAS the host of the daily program..." What has it been? A couple hours since it was announced?

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 01:34 PM (VGGOE)

113
Newsbusters has a great mashup of Ed and Alex's stupidest stuff.  Definitely watch the Huckabee one.  Its not amazing how low info mofos are so low info after that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2015 01:34 PM (ODxAs)

114 94 I got willowed.Can we talk about They Live in this thread? Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 06:29 PM (sPO3u) That depends. Are you out of bubble gum?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2015 01:34 PM (z/Ubi)

115 I saw Ed Schultz, Krystal Ball, and Toure at the carnival, opening for the Yak woman Posted by: the Butcher ---- Were you there when Ed, Krystal & Toure went into their chant of "We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us, gooble gobble!"?

Posted by: RKae at July 31, 2015 01:34 PM (oWBNH)

116 >>But dont we have the right to be left alone anymore? Just read something about a man who shot a drone that was hovering over his yard - and FCC requires that drones be much higher. Dude still got arrested, but drones should not be flying low enough to slap w/a shirt or peruse under a cabanna.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:35 PM (NOIQH)

117 Keith Olbermann also got fired at ESPN (again). So, your maybe telling me there is no market for crazy left wing television "talent".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2015 01:35 PM (/HC6x)

118 Savannah Guthrie said "You guys." Shouldn't she be Code Pink'd for that? Where is that fat Durham woman when you need her (don't answer...bad week for retinas as I sadly saw a photo of her doing some type of stretch pre "jogging." ugh. For the record I had never heard of her until this moron blog. Note David Daliden does not show his videos on a Friday. I think he knows exactly what he is doing and the next move of PP (today they filed a stop of future videos of their meetings of the butcher cabal).Smart man. Meanwhile Cankles is desperately wagging dog with her stellar medical records letter as redacted emails fly. I would love to see a campaign meeting with the meltdown over emails and future bimbo eruptions and her Sanger moments. ha. Huma is probably fanning her with one of those funeral home paper fans and feeding her xanax among the M&M's. I really doubt that $600 haircut and color euphoria lasted more than a few moments. Bill? He is smokin' a cee-gar and bummed that Gennifer called his endowment small (I forget who noted the Peyronie's). The UK Daily Mail had graphic quotes of him wanting to be showcased in a storefront and/or being tied up with silk scarves. *Harf*

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 31, 2015 01:36 PM (2qF5m)

119 There was a guy in Santa Monica who took his tshirt off, twisted it and snapped that drone out of the sky
-------------
There was a guy, IIRC, this last week in Kentucky that blasted one out of the sky. Heh. He was arrested too. Most probably for discharging a firearm in city limits.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2015 01:37 PM (9iR5/)

120 Just read something about a man who shot a drone that was hovering over his yard - and FCC requires that drones be much higher. Dude still got arrested, but drones should not be flying low enough to slap w/a shirt or peruse under a cabanna. Posted by: Lizzy ---- He got arrested for criminal mischief and wanton endangerment for firing off his gun in the air. His arrest really wasn't about the drone.

Posted by: RKae at July 31, 2015 01:37 PM (oWBNH)

121 Oh wow Chrissy Matthews asks Debbie Washes-Her-Schlitz what is the difference between a Socialist and a Democrat.  And she can't answer the question...    kept expecting the smoke to come out her ears before she asks, "Landru guide us!"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc8b9dz

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 01:37 PM (rNQTc)

122 "... He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst." Ace, you forgot the droolingly orgasmic exclamation points at the end there. !!!!!!!!

Posted by: ollie baba at July 31, 2015 01:37 PM (indTK)

123 114 A Rody Piper ad lib.Even though Carpenter is a dummy who thought this movie was an attack on Reaganomics,it was a good fun flick

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 01:38 PM (sPO3u)

124 Whoops,meant to add a link in 123. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 01:39 PM (sPO3u)

125 He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst." __________ "Senior food analyst"? Is that a joke? I mean did you make up this as well? I really dont understand young peoples humor these days.

Posted by: Begonia at July 31, 2015 01:39 PM (tu1OA)

126 94 I got willowed.Can we talk about They Live in this thread? Posted by: steevy ------------------------------ Oooh. Of course! Best fight scene ever. And Keith David is probably my favorite character actor of our generation.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 01:40 PM (VGGOE)

127 MSNBC Axes Ed Show, Alex Wagner; Lets Go Krystal Ball, Toure.

The time is right for Human Centipede III.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

128 >>He got arrested for criminal mischief and wanton endangerment for firing off his gun in the air. oops, you're right.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:41 PM (NOIQH)

129 123 114 A Rody Piper ad lib.Even though Carpenter is a dummy who thought this movie was an attack on Reaganomics,it was a good fun flick Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 06:38 PM (sPO3u) I remember reading a review written recently about the movie and mentioning the Reagan era stuff. People in the comments were like NO NO NO. Uh, I remember the 1980s dear sir. I was there and it was clear watching the movie then that it was a shot Reagan Era America. No one cared because it's such a fun flick.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 01:41 PM (oFCZn)

130 Just ordered They Live! RIP Roddy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:41 PM (zyIlW)

131
Alex Wagner's husband whose wedding was attended by both the Obama's and the Ayers/Dohrn coupling....




Uh oh.  Ix-nay on the uests-gays at the eddings-way.

Posted by: Gov John "Hillary Got Me the Salad Bowl" Kasich

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 01:42 PM (kdS6q)

132 So. Toure t is on tour now... Pro tip: do your own vocals. Audiences catch on real quick these days, and you could end up playing the 1 or 3 remaining HoJos ...

Posted by: Milli & Vanilli at July 31, 2015 01:42 PM (FlRtG)

133 "... He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst." So, it will be like CSI meets Bones.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 01:42 PM (+jijM)

134 I think Merovign, the Empress, and I discussed a few months ago how it would be awesome to remake They Live.  We certainly have an alien as leader.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 01:42 PM (rNQTc)

135 If they had me arrested, I wd demand that the owner of the drone be arrested, too, for criminal assault with a drone. How menacing is getting in your face and shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:43 PM (iQIUe)

136 123 114 A Rody Piper ad lib.Even though Carpenter is a dummy who thought this movie was an attack on Reaganomics,it was a good fun flick Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 06:38 PM (sPO3u) So what you're saying is that Roddy Piper is a cinematic genius. That line and his realistic fight scene that him and the other actor did without any choreography are probably what gave that movie it's cult status.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2015 01:43 PM (z/Ubi)

137 You know what would be great?

An honest to goodness conservative/classically liberal news channel that focused on news and not "nEwS"

Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2015 01:44 PM (WVvzl)

138 If they had me arrested, I wd demand that the owner of the drone be arrested, too, for criminal assault with a drone. How menacing is getting in your face and shit. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! ------------------------------ He was provoking me.

Posted by: H.I. McDunnough at July 31, 2015 01:44 PM (VGGOE)

139 My Venn Diagram this week will be depicting the relationship between legumes and Crone's Disease.

Posted by: The MSNBC Senior Food Analyst at July 31, 2015 06:33 PM (8ZskC)


I would like to see a Venn diagram of Crone's Disease and Jewish heredity.


when I was in college, I was offered a free test for Tay-sachs.  Took it.  Was negative, even though there is a Jewish ancestor.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:44 PM (1ijHg)

140 Seriously? Hot Rod is dead? Dammit. Best match ever vs. Bret Hart at WM 8. Sure it's on youtube somewhere. RIP.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:45 PM (75gXb)

141 Ah, I remember way back when Fat Eddie was gonna be the Man Who Took Down Rush! Seems like only yesterday. Anybody know if the The Great Plagiarist Mike Barnicle is still allowed to hang around and steal money? Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2015 06:25 PM (YFFpo) Yep. He's on Morning Joe.

Posted by: ollie baba at July 31, 2015 01:45 PM (indTK)

142 Sam Kass shd be shot if he had anything to do with the crap they are serving kids in school.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:45 PM (iQIUe)

143 117 Keith Olbermann also got fired at ESPN (again).
...
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 31, 2015 06:35 PM (/HC6x)


He did? Seriously?

Man, this day just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 01:45 PM (VMVmg)

144
There was a guy in Santa Monica who took his tshirt off, twisted it and snapped that drone out of the sky




"Oh, and this one time, at Band Camp, a drone...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 01:45 PM (kdS6q)

145 There's no way they're getting rid of Toure without having someone else like The Nehi Coats lined up as replacement.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 31, 2015 01:46 PM (nFdGS)

146 Will a jury convict the guy of shooting down the drone?

Not in my county.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:46 PM (1ijHg)

147 136 Pretty much.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 01:46 PM (sPO3u)

148 If I did " they live " as a remake the aliens would be here to acquire fetal tissue from PP and jugears would be in on it.

Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2015 01:46 PM (9lwYK)

149 Speaking of news that the MSM dares not ask, was Antonio Pierorazio who drove his vehicle into a barricade at the Capitol a DREAMER?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 01:46 PM (rNQTc)

150 And let us not forget Roddy's finest work; selling Invigaron on Always Sunny. He showed that reverse funnel system who's boss.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:46 PM (75gXb)

151 Holy Shit Roddy Piper died? Man that sucks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 01:47 PM (oFCZn)

152 There's only love for dead lions, not dead hyperventilating hyenas like Rowdy Roddy Piper...sigh.

Posted by: scrood at July 31, 2015 01:47 PM (3b9U4)

153 >>Sam Kass shd be shot if he had anything to do with the crap they are serving kids in school. He was the face of it, and may have helped w/the menus, however, Michelle pulled the whole program from a Center for American Progress (Soros) policy paper.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

154 sorry, zero fucks given about anything that happens at msnbc. Outside of a meteor striking it. I would get the popcorn out for that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 01:47 PM (ucDmr)

155 "Hey, boss! I've got it! We'll call it 'Brian Williams Lives the News'! It can't miss..."

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 01:48 PM (OmBeX)

156 I don't believe any news source. I get what I need to know here and a select few other places. Anyway,  Brian Williams can just go cuck himself.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2015 01:48 PM (go5uR)

157 If it ain't in a church, it ain't a wedding.

It's just a business decision.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 01:48 PM (1ijHg)

158 Who would rock this t-shirt? Why yes, yes I would. http://tinyurl.com/ov662uu

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:48 PM (zyIlW)

159 Roddy Piper died? I just looked up steevy's imdb link and they didnt day that. He's only 61. Too young.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)

160 http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/31/roddy-piper-dead-dies-wwe-wrestler-cancer/

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:50 PM (zyIlW)

161 >>>159 Roddy Piper died? I just looked up steevy's imdb link and they didnt day that. He's only 61. Too young. Sadly, he outlived the life expectancy for most pro-wrestlers.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:50 PM (75gXb)

162 Philosophical question: If MSNBC cancels a show nobody watches, does it make a sound? Answer: Yes, but nobody gives a shit.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 31, 2015 01:51 PM (ppaKI)

163 Nobody gets out of here alive.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at July 31, 2015 01:51 PM (1ijHg)

164 rip roddy piper.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 01:51 PM (ucDmr)

165 The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes died recently too. I imagine wwe will have a tribute to rowdy Roddy on Monday.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 31, 2015 01:52 PM (z/Ubi)

166 5 = threadwinner

Posted by: scottst at July 31, 2015 01:52 PM (OzsaE)

167 Just gotta share. Apparently several victims from earlier have succumbed. B'more just went 45 murders this month. went from a 25 year record to a 43 year record. The Freddy Gray Tribute machine keeps the hits coming.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 31, 2015 01:53 PM (VPLuQ)

168 Aw darn, Special Ed is gone. Too bad for him that Current isn't around any more. I guess Toure can always go back to being on those Top (whatever) Of The Eighties shows they used to run on VH1. That's pretty much what CNN does nowadays so maybe he could get a gig there! But Melitha and "Reverend" Al are still there so the local Cable Access channel vibe is still intact.

Posted by: Commissar M at July 31, 2015 01:53 PM (KSF9t)

169 Raspberry Toure

Posted by: Prince at July 31, 2015 01:53 PM (Gcu5R)

170 158 Who would rock this t-shirt? Why yes, yes I would. http://tinyurl.com/ov662uu Posted by: SMFH ------------------------------ Size XS? I'll send my CC info over right away...

Posted by: H.I. McDunnough at July 31, 2015 01:53 PM (VGGOE)

171 VIA and they got tonight to end the month and start a new month.

With reloaded EBT cards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 01:54 PM (rNQTc)

172 >>>169 Raspberry Toure The kind you buy in a second-rate analyst store?

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 01:54 PM (75gXb)

173 I've come here to chew gum and cancel MSNBC shows...and I'm all out of chewing gum. RIP Roddy Piper

Posted by: John Nada at July 31, 2015 01:54 PM (ppaKI)

174 I remember a decade ago when the MFM would keep a running tally of how many of us were getting killed in Iraq. How is what you're doing any different, VIA?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:55 PM (zyIlW)

175 OT I think this is the funniest thing I've read here all day here Some commentator on the PP thread noted that a animal psychic has been in touch with dead Cecil who apparently said: Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here." Except if you're an aborted fetus cause those PP videos were like totally faked/*** O.k. I added that part. Is anyone surprised that dead Cecil sounds like a 60's Hippy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2015 01:55 PM (OSs/l)

176 Haha, Chi.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:56 PM (zyIlW)

177 Brian Williams show? To Tell The Truth.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 01:56 PM (Gcu5R)

178 I never knew lions spoke English. Guess Disney was right.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:57 PM (zyIlW)

179 Find some fat, pig-ignorant Ebonics-speaking broad from the mean streets of Baltimore to be the in-house "Black Lives Matter More" spokes-person. Ta-Nesi who?

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 01:57 PM (OmBeX)

180 SMFH...   would have been impressed if Cecil had said "Go the distance Kimba" in the seance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 01:58 PM (rNQTc)

181 LOL Anna!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 01:58 PM (zyIlW)

182 Savannah said, "you guys?" Go, Ace! Next it will be, "Get this!"

Posted by: DM at July 31, 2015 01:58 PM (j/tOh)

183 I will miss Roddy more than I will Cecil. And Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 01:59 PM (ucDmr)

184 It's truly a shame that the animal psychic couldn't get a tie in one of the songs from "The Lion King" for dead Cecil to sing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2015 02:00 PM (OSs/l)

185 >>> Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. "You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here."

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2015 02:00 PM (2iV3X)

186 Breaking "News" & Storytime Adventure Hour with Your Host, Captain Brian Williams -------- Yay, I have organic milk and free trade cookies for story time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 02:00 PM (Gp1PS)

187 A woman of Krystal Ball's sterling qualifications should have no problem finding gainful employment in the palm reading or exotic dance industries.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 02:01 PM (egLDQ)

188 I bet Cecil didn't have pipes like me.

Posted by: James Earl Jones at July 31, 2015 02:02 PM (d+1U8)

189 184, On It!

Posted by: The Internet at July 31, 2015 02:02 PM (zyIlW)

190 Not trying to sound cheeky here, but seriously, why do we give a shit what MSNBC does anymore?

Posted by: logprof at July 31, 2015 02:02 PM (JKQ3s)

191 Abby Huntsman, as in Jon Huntman's vapid spawn? Is this the world making cosmic balance since McCain's daughter got a new gig? Only one nepotistic dumb pseudo conservative daddy's girl on TV at once.

Posted by: LizLem at July 31, 2015 02:02 PM (hvf9s)

192 Krystall Ball. Sounds like a porn name.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 31, 2015 02:02 PM (zyIlW)

193 Krystal Ball and Toure are out, and they're bring in Brian Williams to replace them.  This may be the first time in history that two punchlines got replaced by a cautionary tale.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 02:03 PM (iIzG7)

194 It's truly a shame that the animal psychic couldn't get a tie in one of the songs from "The Lion King" for dead Cecil to sing. Not a fucking chance.

Posted by: The Walt Disney Co. Intellectual Property Management Dept. at July 31, 2015 02:03 PM (8ZskC)

195 Ass to Ass with Krystal Ball and S.E. Cupp

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 02:03 PM (oFCZn)

196 Mr. Ed a fucking casualty of the Obama regime. Couldn't have happened to a nicer big fat piece of shit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 02:04 PM (Gp1PS)

197 Not trying to sound cheeky here, but seriously, why do we give a shit what MSNBC does anymore? Weak schadenboner?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 02:04 PM (8ZskC)

198 "Is this the world making cosmic balance since McCain's daughter got a new gig? Only one nepotistic dumb pseudo conservative daddy's girl on TV at once."

Chelsea Clinton called to remind me that "there can only be one."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 02:05 PM (iIzG7)

199 "How is what you're doing any different, VIA?" Seeing as I live within eight/ten blocks of some of these murders, I take an interest in what is going on here. For the most part, these are what I consider "own goals". And for the innocents who are lost, I grieve. In cases where the name of he shooter/suspect or the victim are provided, I run them though the online Maryland Judiciary Case Search. To be blunt, with limited exceptions, this is criminal on criminal activity. I mourn all loss of innocent human life. I hope that makes sense.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 31, 2015 02:05 PM (VPLuQ)

200 I'm gonna miss Special Ed. Who else could get in an argument with himself and end up proving the other side's point?

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 02:05 PM (OmBeX)

201 Alex Wagner is hot. So there's that.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 31, 2015 02:05 PM (0LHZx)

202 From Wikipedia: Ball was born to Edward and Rose Marie Ball, a physicist and a teacher, respectively. The name Krystal came from her father, a physicist who did his dissertation on crystals A physicist with poor social skills. Fancy that.

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2015 02:05 PM (2iV3X)

203 Lyin' King? Brian Williams

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 02:06 PM (Gcu5R)

204 O.K. Here's the thing. Leftist loons- loonier ones than normal - will say "Oh, I fervently believe an animal psychic got a little message from Cecil (who suddenly has become quite the Gaiaian philosopher) but I'm sure the PP videos were totally faked because the WH says they were. Deep thinkers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2015 02:06 PM (OSs/l)

205 Unconfirmed reports indicate that Ed's next gig is to be rendered on a Japanese factory ship and turned into lamp oil.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

206 rowdy roddy piper is dead?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:07 PM (AkOaV)

207 Coming up next: "Bowling for Dollars" with Brian Willams..

Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2015 02:07 PM (YFFpo)

208 Has anyone seen Joe Dirt II yet? Worth watching?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i] at July 31, 2015 02:07 PM (VPLuQ)

209 "Ball was born to Edward and Rose Marie Ball, a physicist and a teacher, respectively."

Genetics is a science that makes parents wonder about each other.  I can only imagine the arguments between Edward and Rose Marie about which side of the family their kid got her brains from.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 02:08 PM (iIzG7)

210 The Weather Channel gals give me a warm front and a high pressure system.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 02:08 PM (Gcu5R)

211 "Hey, Ed, I'm gonna need to have you clear out that 5th-floor broom-closet." "You mean the 'Talent Lounge'?" "Uh, yeah... Anyway, if you could have your stuff out by five, that'd be great..."

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 02:08 PM (OmBeX)

212 Rachel Maddow ain't reporting no straight news, no way, no how.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2015 02:08 PM (2Ocf1)

213 We've decided to fire Ed Schultz, and go in a different direction.

We've hired Bob Beckel.


Posted by: MSLSD at July 31, 2015 02:09 PM (d+1U8)

214 They are all gathering next week in Ferguson for the big Michael Brown 1 year anniversary. Rioting for all! I still cant believe people are shilling for that thug. A decent cop and his wife, who was also a cop, had their lvies ruin by the lying that has become common by the BLM aholes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 02:09 PM (iQIUe)

215 Genetics is a science that makes parents wonder about each other. I can only imagine the arguments between Edward and Rose Marie about which side of the family their kid got her brains from. Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 07:08 PM (iIzG7) They named her Krystal. That's an absurd first name, considering her last name. It sounds like a fake name that a stripper or porn star would use.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:09 PM (AkOaV)

216 Re: Andrea Tantoros biki shot - Wow, she looks completely different without all that make-up. She should tone it down for the show, she'd look more beautiful with less makeup.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 31, 2015 02:10 PM (NOIQH)

217 193 Krystal Ball and Toure are out, and they're bring in Brian Williams to replace them. This may be the first time in history that two punchlines got replaced by a cautionary tale. Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 Has to be a Muldoon post in there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 02:10 PM (Gp1PS)

218 Alternatively, it could also be: Premiering this Fall on Bravo: Ass to Ass with Ed Schultz and Toure.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 02:11 PM (oFCZn)

219 There's a Joe Dirt 2??? No wonder the original has been on cable lately! IMDB has a 4.4 rating, but the original only has a 5.9... You know you have to take their ratings with a ginormous grain of salt.

Posted by: H.I. McDunnough at July 31, 2015 02:11 PM (VGGOE)

220 >>> They named her Krystal. That's an absurd first name, considering her last name. Parents can be so cruel.

Posted by: Azweepay Johnson at July 31, 2015 02:12 PM (2iV3X)

221 Damn Arizona sock...

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 02:13 PM (VGGOE)

222 "Has to be a Muldoon post in there "

Not just Muldoon.  I'm trying to figure out whether Toure is Toody, or Ball is.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 02:13 PM (iIzG7)

223 'Toure With A Fringe On Top'

Posted by: Garrett at July 31, 2015 02:14 PM (1snFw)

224 Parents can be so cruel. Posted by: Azweepay Johnson Word.

Posted by: Richard Hurtz at July 31, 2015 02:14 PM (awspb)

225 #GentleGiantOneYear

Posted by: Jen Psocki at July 31, 2015 02:15 PM (Dwehj)

226 221 Damn Arizona sock... Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 07:13 PM (VGGOE) Hey--I'm okay, you're okay. That there's what it is.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2015 02:15 PM (EHU9F)

227 Parents can be so cruel.
Posted by: Azweepay Johnson

Word.
Posted by: Richard Hurt

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 31, 2015 02:15 PM (iIzG7)

228 224 Parents can be so cruel. Posted by: Azweepay Johnson Word. Posted by: Richard Hurtz at July 31, 2015 07:14 PM (awspb) *fist bump*

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 31, 2015 02:15 PM (oFCZn)

229 Parents can be so cruel.
Posted by: Azweepay Johnson

Word. Posted by: Richard Hurtz

So, what's your question Broken Rubber?

Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2015 02:15 PM (8ikIW)

230 Gotta be fast around these here parts...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 02:16 PM (oFCZn)

231 I hear ya.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 31, 2015 02:16 PM (Dwehj)

232 Andrea Tantoros isnt she dating the satanist dude?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 02:17 PM (iQIUe)

233 Hard to believe it, but Brian Williams moving from NBC to MSNBC actually increases the average honesty factor at both networks by a fraction. Is Toure going to blame his firing on racism? He can say Griffin lynched him. Damn - how is he supposed to pay all those back taxes he owes if he's out of a steady job? That little worm Chuck Todd must be pissed that he's getting sent out to the MSNBC boonies. But at least he can be a more open cheerleader for Democrats and not hold back a smidgen like he does on MTP.

Posted by: bk in tx at July 31, 2015 02:17 PM (AyAyC)

234 Toure, Loure, Toure, me Come on Eileen!

Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Runners at July 31, 2015 02:17 PM (VGGOE)

235 Faster than Speedy Gonzalez being chased by Sylvester of ICE

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 02:17 PM (rNQTc)

236 FLASH! - Touré Revealed as Illegitimate Love-Child of Morgan Freeman and Teá Leoni!

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 02:18 PM (OmBeX)

237 Most of the reporters in St. Louis have gone "native" i.e., gone total leftard and shill for the thugavists. I think they do it to not get beat up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 02:19 PM (iQIUe)

238 It may surprise you, but the personnel changes at PMSNBC demonstrate brilliant management, and here's why --

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 02:20 PM (iIzG7)

239 How about a new animated film called Rat-a-Toure?

Posted by: Disney at July 31, 2015 02:20 PM (zf9Mp)

240 Gotta be fast around these here parts... Jokers.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at July 31, 2015 02:20 PM (8ZskC)

241 Brian Williams is Commander McBragg, but without the charm and the truthfulness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 02:20 PM (St6BJ)

242 It may surprise you, but the personnel changes at PMSNBC demonstrate brilliant management, and here's why -- Posted by: Keith Arnold THE PERSONNEL CHANGES AT PMSNBC DEMONSTRATE BRILLIANT MANAGEMENT?

Posted by: Rev Al at July 31, 2015 02:21 PM (awspb)

243 239 227 Parents can be so cruel. Posted by: Azweepay Johnson Word. Posted by: Richard Hurt Tell me about it. Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 31, 2015 07:15 PM (iIzG7) I know, right? Posted by: Dick Hertz at July 31, 2015 07:20 PM (VMVmg) Oh, sure, you might complain...

Posted by: Dick Cable at July 31, 2015 02:22 PM (OmBeX)

244 The changes at msnbc are like pumping out a port o shitter. Just gets replaced with more shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 02:22 PM (ucDmr)

245 "Brian Williams is Commander McBragg, but without the charm and the truthfulness."

Quite.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 31, 2015 02:22 PM (iIzG7)

246 Brian Williams

TOSSED SALAD?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 31, 2015 02:22 PM (Dwehj)

247 5 Reasons Why Ed Schultz' New Gig Will Topple Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Vox at July 31, 2015 02:22 PM (VMVmg)

248 Shitter's full, Clark.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at July 31, 2015 02:24 PM (Dwehj)

249 243 239 227 Parents can be so cruel.

Posted by: Azweepay Johnson

Word.

Posted by: Richard Hurt

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 31, 2015 07:15 PM (iIzG7)

I know, right?

Posted by: Dick Hertz at July 31, 2015 07:20 PM (VMVmg)

Oh, sure, you might complain...

Posted by: Dick Cable at July 31, 2015 07:22 PM (OmBeX)


Don't get me started.

Posted by: Mike Litoris at July 31, 2015 02:24 PM (VMVmg)

250 MSNBC IS 85% COMOMENTERARRY?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 31, 2015 02:25 PM (jBuUi)

251 Parents can be so cruel ------------------------------ Gee, I never realized that.

Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 31, 2015 02:26 PM (VGGOE)

252 248: When's Uncle Louis coming to set it off?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 02:26 PM (ucDmr)

253 248 You just reminded me,Nolte skewers the bew Vacation. http://tinyurl.com/nq3jtch

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 02:26 PM (sPO3u)

254 @243 243 239 227 Parents can be so cruel. Posted by: Azweepay Johnson Word. Posted by: Richard Hurt Tell me about it. Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 31, 2015 07:15 PM (iIzG7) I know, right? Posted by: Dick Hertz at July 31, 2015 07:20 PM (VMVmg) Oh, sure, you might complain... -------------------- Wasn't there an SNL skit about that? Never saw it myself, but I vaguely remember reading about a skit where you find out at the end that the family's last name is spelled A**wipe ("It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay!").

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2015 02:27 PM (FRGa/)

255 Well if that lion was really cross-eyed, then he shouldn't have lived that long.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 02:28 PM (+jijM)

256
Hey guys, wanna see my hot dog recipe that can also double down as a dildo for those late night one-on-ones?  With pickles of course!

Posted by: Sam Kass at July 31, 2015 02:28 PM (OiFtZ)

257 A**wipe ("It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay!"). Posted by: junior

LORD AND LADY DOUCHEBAG!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2015 02:29 PM (8ikIW)

258 "Say, is that Colonel Lingus I see?"

Posted by: Dick Cable at July 31, 2015 02:29 PM (OmBeX)

259 254: It was a pizza delivery for a Mr. Asswipe Johnson I believe. Nicholas Cage was Asswipe. Or Azzweepay.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 02:30 PM (ucDmr)

260 Wasn't there an SNL skit about that? Never saw it myself, but I vaguely remember reading about a skit where you find out at the end that the family's last name is spelled A**wipe ("It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay!"). Posted by: junior at July 31, 2015 07:27 PM (FRGa/) My Mom worked with a guy whose last name was Faggot. Pronounced Fay-go. Sure it was.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 02:30 PM (oFCZn)

261 248 You just reminded me,Nolte skewers the bew Vacation.

http://tinyurl.com/nq3jtch

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 07:26 PM (sPO3u)


Look like they went out of their way to alienate half their potential audience. Yeah, that's a smart business plan.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 02:30 PM (VMVmg)

262 The Legal Adventures of George Kismyass

Posted by: Dick Cable at July 31, 2015 02:31 PM (OmBeX)

263
Cecil the lion may have been feral, but I have the capacity to tame almost any animal.  Witness my prowess with both Kim and Kris.  I could have saved Cecil with just a little love.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 31, 2015 02:31 PM (OiFtZ)

264 AL SHARPTON IS IN?
 
The torture of the English language must continue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2015 02:33 PM (jPlFu)

265 If they dumped Toure', they've already increased their viewership and IQ by ten points.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 31, 2015 02:34 PM (x3GpS)

266 Wasn't there an SNL skit about that? Never saw it myself, but I vaguely remember reading about a skit where you find out at the end that the family's last name is spelled A**wipe ("It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay!"). Posted by: junior ------------------------------ Well, Chappelle had that hilarious skit with the N family.* Easily found at YouTube. *Pixy won't let me use that word. Even spelled correctly with an A instead of an E...

Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 31, 2015 02:34 PM (VGGOE)

267 Hmmm... "The Legal Adventures of Oh Kismias, Attorney-at-Law" Korean-American PD in SF

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 02:36 PM (OmBeX)

268 Brian William!?!? That ought to double their rating. Six people with nothing else better to do with their lives

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2015 02:36 PM (DiZBp)

269 216 Re: Andrea Tantoros biki shot - Wow, she looks completely different without all that make-up. She should tone it down for the show, she'd look more beautiful with less makeup. Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 07:10 PM (NOIQH) So, to translate that in to manspeak, "I'd tap that"?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:36 PM (AkOaV)

270
MSMBC could have been a contender except for the talent, and saying they suck is an understatement.

Posted by: Roone Arledge at July 31, 2015 02:37 PM (OiFtZ)

271 266: Chappelle's Clayton Bigsby is still one of the funniest things ever. Dude used to be really funny.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 02:37 PM (ucDmr)

272 Too bad Bruce Jenner cant tame is 17 y/o daughter. Over night her lips have blown up and look like labia, her boobs are now DD where she once had none, and her ass is now ginormous. I use to think all those Kartrashian ass implant stories were fake but I guess not. Worse, she is shilling for some company that claims rubbing in their cream in you tits and ass will enlarge them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 02:38 PM (iQIUe)

273 He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst.





Get ready for the all Michelle Obama approved food choices. Not for her, just the peons.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2015 02:38 PM (DiZBp)

274 Well, Chappelle had that hilarious skit with the N family.* Easily found at YouTube. *Pixy won't let me use that word. Even spelled correctly with an A instead of an E... Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 31, 2015 07:34 PM (VGGOE) Yeah. I doubt Chappelles Show could be made today. Even Dave Chappelle walked away from the show after a few years. He said the white people in the crew for the show were laughing at him in "the wrong way". Then he went to Africa for 6 months. My guess? The early SJW's got to him. But who knows?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:38 PM (AkOaV)

275 MSMBC could have been a contender except for the talent, and saying they suck is an understatement. Posted by: Roone Arledge And I coulda been an NFL quarterback if I were bigger, stronger, and had talent.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 31, 2015 02:38 PM (awspb)

276 272 Too bad Bruce Jenner cant tame is 17 y/o daughter. Over night her lips have blown up and look like labia, her boobs are now DD where she once had none, and her ass is now ginormous. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 07:38 PM (iQIUe) Yeah. She looks ... well, way older than 17.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:39 PM (AkOaV)

277 Worse, she is shilling for some company that claims rubbing in their cream in you tits and ass will enlarge them. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! If it works, wouldn't she have giant hands?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 31, 2015 02:40 PM (awspb)

278 You know that stupid Coke names on the bottles promo they have going? I just thought of something and now I'm absolutely positive we'll see it: special edition "Cecil" Coke bottles. Of course.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 02:40 PM (+XMAD)

279 mynewhandle, I'm just guessing, but I think the modern weed had a lot to due with Dave's sabbatical in Africa.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 02:41 PM (VGGOE)

280 OK, since I couldn't find the Beer Button, I had to go get beer. Interesting thing. There was a long line for the checkout and I was behind a young man buying a lot of booze. He was pretty loaded up. I looked at him and said that the party was at his house tonight, and then I asked him if I could hold anything for him, but he declined. While there we talked about baseball and joked about other stuff.
When he paid for his liquor, he left a twenty on the counter. When I stepped up, the cashier said that the young guy had just paid for my twelve pack of Heineken. And I got to keep the change. I was flabbergasted. I may have to rethink my opinion of young people.

Posted by: Old Blue[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2015 02:41 PM (9iR5/)

281 My Mom worked with a guy whose last name was Faggot. Pronounced Fay-go. Sure it was. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 07:30 PM (oFCZn) How about a guy whose last name is B-O-E-H-N-E-R pronouncing it "bay - nar" instead of "bow-ner"? I mean, c'mon.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:42 PM (AkOaV)

282
I used the Kardashian cream on my cock and it now measures about 41/2 inches in length.  Thank you Kardashian's for the improvement.

Posted by: Miss Grahamnesty at July 31, 2015 02:42 PM (OiFtZ)

283 Nood

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 31, 2015 02:43 PM (awspb)

284 277 Worse, she is shilling for some company that claims rubbing in their cream in you tits and ass will enlarge them. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! And it don't stink!

Posted by: Johnny Bench at July 31, 2015 02:43 PM (+XMAD)

285 279 mynewhandle, I'm just guessing, but I think the modern weed had a lot to due with Dave's sabbatical in Africa. Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 07:41 PM (VGGOE) what's GMO hydroponic weed have to do with anything?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 02:43 PM (AkOaV)

286 Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 07:41 PM (9iR5/) Cool story. Not all of them are awful.

Posted by: Johnny Bench at July 31, 2015 02:44 PM (+XMAD)

287 AL SHARPTON IS IN? The torture of the English language must continue. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2015 07:33 PM (jPlFu) Special Kenya correspondent.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 02:45 PM (+jijM)

288 RIP, Rowdy Roddy.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 31, 2015 02:45 PM (Dwehj)

289 280 When I stepped up, the cashier said that the young guy had just paid for my twelve pack of Heineken. And I got to keep the change. I was flabbergasted. I may have to rethink my opinion of young people. Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 07:41 PM (9iR5/) I've mentioned before that I've noticed that the young people I encounter in retail and fast food seem to be more polite and respectful than their counterparts a decade or two ago.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 02:50 PM (sdi6R)

290 I use to think all those Kartrashian ass implant stories were fake but I guess not. Worse, she is shilling for some company that claims rubbing in their cream in you tits and ass will enlarge them. It's twue!

Posted by: some company shiller at July 31, 2015 02:50 PM (+jijM)

291 I use to think all those Kartrashian ass implant stories were fake but I guess not. Worse, she is shilling for some company that claims rubbing in their cream in you tits and ass will enlarge them.

So why don't you get really big hands as well?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

292 So why don't you get really big hands as well? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 07:55 PM (oVJmc) Love it. One of the homeopathy faithful once patiently told me that water "retained the imprint of the drugs that had been in it." "Oh. Does it retain the imprint of the turds that have been in it, too?" End of discussion.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2015 03:24 PM (oKE6c)

293 My Mom worked with a guy whose last name was Faggot. Pronounced Fay-go. Sure it was. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 07:30 PM (oFCZn) Surnames used to reflect either some personal characteristic (e.g., whose son you were, etc.) or one's occupation (smith, farmer, etc.) Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2015 03:28 PM (oKE6c)

294 Hooz bin Farteen. Classic.

Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2015 03:38 PM (DQ9T2)

295 In British English, a faggot is a bundle of sticks (hence calling a cigarette a fag).

Posted by: mojo at July 31, 2015 06:12 PM (OmBeX)

296 There is something wrong with my computer. You wrote binging in their big liar, but my computer says big guns. Will upgrading to Windows 10 fix it?

Posted by: MarkD at August 02, 2015 10:50 AM (PG3G4)

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